Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep254 (Part 1) - Sunday Papers

Episode Date: April 18, 2021

Two comedy writers are on a mission to prove to you that spending time in a late night comedy show's writing room would be boring. I'm sold. Cros joins us to explain that after a year of trying to fi...gure out if this show will ever be entertaining he might finally have the answer. After we hear confused and dumb old men not know anything, Brent Hatley joins us to refute Manson's claims from episode #230 and Nick Bailey pops in to give us his thoughts on the extremely popular Smartless podcast.  This is part one. We chat about Stuttering John and Jamarmalaid in part two. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://brenthatley.com/ http://www.fancounters.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I've never listened to who are these podcasts and I never will. I play bass, asshole. Oh, my cock is 10 inches long and I roll it in a wheelbarrow through the town. You are garbage. Human garbage. Episode 254. Are you a boner guy? Cuzz.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Cuzz a row. Cuzz a row. Slapperoonie. It's showtime. Couserou, Couserou, Slapperoonie. It's showtime. MUSIC W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, Robert Deicson, Couserou's. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts?
Starting point is 00:00:46 The only show that has Brett Hattley on as a guest. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week. The man who told me before the show, he appreciates all the news you're sending him. Keep him coming. It's Kroosh. Hello. It's happening, Kroosh.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Good good, man. How you doing? I'm doing great. Please go to WhoAreThese.com and your email address, voice mail number, link to our sub or link to our discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube server link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel Of course that link to patreon is super cast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month later this week Doug from good times great movies will join us any bonus
Starting point is 00:01:14 We're gonna get caught up on all things Patrick Michael. It's been too long nice. I thought it was overdue That's awesome We encourage our listeners to give us a five-story view on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. I was told Casey Lee back on the show today we shall see because I think today's episode is going to be a two-parter. I have a lot to get to today. I hope you don't have any hard outs. Yeah, no. Just hard outs. Yeah, I'm good to Monday morning. Okay, good. Because we have Brent Hattley coming on to defend himself. Nick Bailey from Fan Encounters podcast is coming on to roast smartness with us.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Stuttering John Threaten's a lawsuit again, but like a lot this time. Ooh. And Jamar Jones did respond to our show from last year. Oh, marvelous. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called Sunday Papers. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show with hosts, Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike
Starting point is 00:02:09 Gibbons. Crote, I'm going to let you get things started here. Is there a clip that sums up the show for you? Yeah, so a different fan sends in a theme song every week and they have a different theme song every week and one is worse than a neck. So here's how this week's show started. Number one. I love to wake up to Sunday papers. To Greg and Mike I must be true. No other parts of paper would do.
Starting point is 00:02:40 The other one that I want. The other one I want Sunday papers. Read all about it. Read all about it. Sunday papers. Flop it on your doorstep. You got a morning erection. You're a little hungover from last night, but it's time to read the paper. Coming down. It's Greg and Mike. So soothing. That's just fucking chaos. Well, great parody that was where they didn't change the chorus at all. Yeah And I mean, you know pan in the acoustic guitar hard laugh. What are we even doing? Now there were some production issues from the start. You're right now full disclosure I'm a fan of Greg and Mike. I've been listening these guys for years I used to listen to them back on Howard 101 10 15, 15 years ago. I remember that close. Well, Mike was on that show on Serious XM?
Starting point is 00:03:26 Yeah, he would come in, he would stumble into the shed drunkenly from time to time and it would sound basically like this. Okay. But these guys are, I mean, Greg's a big name comedian. He was, you know, I'm... Greg, it's Simmons. It's Doug. Known from Howard Stern, Adam Kroll over the years.
Starting point is 00:03:39 And Mike is a comedy writer. They've both done daytime shows. They've done late night shows. I mean, these guys have been in the entertainment business for decades. Yes. And so last year, they get down to start a show where they're gonna go through the Sunday paper.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Like back in the day where you got different sections, there's an entertainment story. Here's an international story. Here's some comics, whatever. And like two comedy writers, a fucking form out where you talk about the news of the day, I'm on board. I start downloading this thing and I started waiting for it to get
Starting point is 00:04:07 good. And here it is a year later. And it's completely gone down the two of the patient, man. I know. It's one of those shows where like you get it. And then I start like whenever they get on their bullshit, I just start fast forwarding. And it's a two hour show and I've listened to 10, 15 minutes of it.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I'm like, I'm even doing this. So, uh, I mean, they critique it themselves. Here's number two. There's zero edits in this. We never edit. We never take anything out. I mean, we never take it out. It's probably abundantly clear, actually.
Starting point is 00:04:34 We never had. If we did, why would we have left all that shit in there? So, I pulled that clip too, Kroche. Yeah, because as you know, this is a pet peeve of mine. I like to think, this is not radio, this is a podcast. You can put it out after you've done a little bit of editing, brighten it up a little bit, make it so it's not so difficult to listen to.
Starting point is 00:04:54 And they do production. And there are things in here that you could edit. I have a couple examples. Oh yes, here's one. Also our logo, which was really cool, is, wait, who did this logo? Let me find out Yeah, give a credit
Starting point is 00:05:10 The logo was around my name Michael Solomon that was so editable We got a logo in and then he says it clearly after of course Mike has to talk over which he does a lot He says it clearly that's such an easy edit to make and he don't sound like a fucking stumbling retard. Like when they start googling shit in real time, which I know is a pet peeve of yours. Yes, old man googling things is an entire format of podcasting now and they are so guilty of it.
Starting point is 00:05:38 And they're not good at it. No, if I ever googled something while we're doing the show, and I've done that, I try to be sly about. Yeah, exactly. I'm talking about shit and Yeah, I'm really just typing I told you you have to Google I'll go you ready here we go Led Zeppelin. Let's see what comes up and movie trailer It's called like the asylum or some shit. I'm sure. Um, a, oh, I should do one.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Sucker punch. Yeah, Chris. Okay. Sucker punch. Oh, and the worst thing you can do is be like, um, uh, so I'm typing right now. G, oh, oh, G, like page two. Let's try that one. Here's page three.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Still not seeing it. Oh, I spelled this wrong. Hold on. Now, for instance, whenever you hear like me or Chris, producer Chris going on extended rants, because Carl's got the works out, he's got the needle in there, he's going to go out on it. You know, you gotta cover a few seconds of time.
Starting point is 00:06:33 That is libelist, what you just said. And I will sue you. I know where you live. Ha ha ha. And I know, by the way, I know just reliable and slanted. That's why I said that. In case John's like, see, he doesn't know either just in case all right or hockey puck or Nikki Peter was fucking listening to us. Sorry, go for shadow.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Yeah, and like the listeners right in this guy saved me in ton of work because they read the same letter two weeks in a row and just told the same story this is my number three. But I not only read the same letter I did it with the same intonations at the same story. This is my number three. But I not only read the same letter, I did it with the same intonations at the same tempo. And we had almost the same answer to how did we meet? We did, right? Well, because we're telling the truth. How did neither one of us remember that we had done it the week before? And the story included us not remember when we admit.
Starting point is 00:07:26 These are dudes who are checked out. They are just out of it. You can tell how comfortable they are. They've got to the point now where they think that they're so great that even them not doing well is a bit. It's a fun bit for the people. Look at us. We suck at podcasts.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I can be right. I don't even listen half the fucking time. You don't like that part of the show, crush. And I'm so glad you bring that up And I'm sorry. I'm throwing a manifest here. Let's go. So a listener call a listener writes in to write about Mike Which is who we got to talk about this is my number six. Okay Well, this is a guy who wrote in Which he was so dead on Scott my pet name for Mike is Gibvan Winkle
Starting point is 00:08:03 Fucking wakes up ten times during every show. Hey, that's a lot. Wait, what? I wasn't listening and 25 other variations of the above. All right. Here's an example of that from the week before. But number seven, that's terrible. It is right.
Starting point is 00:08:20 I didn't really listen to the story. I was researching John Rocker's comment. What is this girl scout cookies? Are you kidding? I don't know if to the story. I was researching John Rocker's comment. What is this, Girl Scout cookies? Are you kidding? I don't know if you're kidding right now. He wasn't kidding. And it's one of those shows where they interrupt the thing the guy's talking about
Starting point is 00:08:34 to add on to the thing they were talking about four or five minutes ago. Yes. It's chaos. And it's only two people talking, but it's two people interacting with their phones if they can't use it. What is you mentioned earlier?
Starting point is 00:08:45 These are guys who have worked on television shows for many years. They know how shows are run, they know what makes them entertaining, you have to move them along, especially television. Absolutely. It moves along very quickly.
Starting point is 00:08:56 And here are these assholes who don't even realize, let me play an example. And this is some of the production shit that I don't understand why it's such a cluster fuck I'm not even sure what they're trying to accomplish if they're playing it live up their computers nothing but listen to this yeah they're trying to switch to a new segment I think all right you gotta get into some Florida man too
Starting point is 00:09:27 am I reading this? Why not? Well, because I'm on a page that's Google's Zeppelin vs. R. Here we go. I just have one question for this. What is going on here? So every segment of the newspaper has a theme. So when they do the obituary, they play a thing. When they do the front page, they play a thing. But they play it afterwards. right and they drop it sometimes
Starting point is 00:09:47 Midsillable as you just heard yes like now look. I'm an analog guy in a digital world I'm out of step. I totally acknowledge that but play it live or don't play it at all because that sounds like shit And it's even if you were trying to follow along. It's fucking distracting You know what I'm saying? It they cut them off middle of the word to play a full distracting. You know what I'm saying? They cut them off middle of the word to play a full skinner thing and then it's back to the end of this and it was well the two of them were talking over each other of course because that's the tapas show. Here's another one of those, number five. I think we're going to need some support. Yes, Mike want to you bore us with some March madness talk. And this is a spot in the WATP bingo card, but that's not my edit.
Starting point is 00:10:35 That's their edit. That's how they're audio aired. I'm just presenting it to you. 44 minutes in to this episode. They start the first story. They open the newspaper. They're like, oh, yeah, sunny vapor the first story, they open the newspaper, they're like, oh yeah, sunny vapor, we're going to read a newspaper. And at number eight, that's how it starts.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Well, we know it was so weird, man. I just went, uh, Chrome accidentally opened and there was a Sunday papers in there with a crazy news story. And it turns out it was from September. All right. I'm back. Good aside. What are we doing?
Starting point is 00:11:06 Yeah, I was waiting for them to get to the show format because there's so much nonsense they talk about to fill the first 45 minutes of the show. And one of them is, I guess they do a corrections piece. And you know how a newspaper works, they'll have a corrections if they get someone's name wrong, or whatever it is. You know, there's these little corrections
Starting point is 00:11:26 they have to put in there. Maybe they say they got fired from Stephanie Miller for the wrong reason. I don't know, whatever the correction might be, more foreshadowing. So that's what I was expecting to happen, but instead the corrections are actually like things like sentence structure.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Yeah, those can be, that one's correct. Those can be tricky, you know. A lot of people prefer to put the eye, but when it's at the end of a sentence, because they think it sounds correct, but it's really the object, not the subject. Well, if it's, yeah, if it's the object, which means it's ending with Aaron and me, it's always like you're supposed to take out the end and however it would be like It would be you know I was walking down He was walking down the street with me not with I that's fascinating. Please go on So this is two comedians talking about grammar and sentence structure and it doesn't end there, Crouch
Starting point is 00:12:22 That's why you do it that way, after is. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I love going around correcting all the kids and all the slang when they're like, it me, I'm like, it I, it I. Do you mean it I? I think you mean it I.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I went to one of the lasts. It I, it I. So, Greg there tries to move the conversation along. He's like, okay, I get it, I get it. And then he starts his next sentence, and this asshole has to keep yelling it, I, he didn't add a new joke, he didn't have a joke to begin with, but he has to keep yelling it over Greg Fitzsimmons.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah, Greg's like a drowning man after this. He's reaching out for a lifeboat, that's just, well, yeah, and I'll give you an example of Mike is not quick on his feet. Mike Gibson or my Gibbons, whatever his name is. I don't give a shit. I don't like this guy. I don't think he's good at podcasting. I don't know if he's a good writer.
Starting point is 00:13:13 I doubt it. But this is him trying to just come up with a quick drop in on the story that Greg's reading. And they were going to rape all the nuns. And so the head nun said, here, let me give you as a gift because you're a brave warrior, this, this, pussy, this vest.
Starting point is 00:13:38 You wear this vest. Dine on my drop in money. That broadcast school is really paid off. Greg gave a bloody chance. It's got with something. And pussy didn't even make sense in money at broadcast school is really paid off. Greg gave it plenty of chances. It's got with something and pussy didn't make sense. Isn't that at all? Yeah. Let me give you this pussy. No, no, it was a vast. See, they're at war. All right. Whatever, I don't know what to tell you.
Starting point is 00:13:58 I got a couple of comps if you want to get into some shit. So there are two like if you were going to boil it down, there are two big, big problems with the show. The first is number 15. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about and just stop it whenever you get bored. How? I was up with the other guy. Oh, yeah, and what's his name?
Starting point is 00:14:17 From Frazier, right? No. Charles, right? I forget. Are you looking up who it is? Yeah, it was Danny Zucker. Oh, OK. That's not who I was thinking of. What are we doing, modern film?
Starting point is 00:14:34 It's after the, I'm going to try to remember this. Anything that's after, is it an auxiliary verb? I've probably got that wrong. Sedot. Sedot assassinated. I'm hot and kind of fucking, I'm forgetting everything. And then, uh, what's his name? Who did, uh, Joey McGuire, and almost famous, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:55 like legendary... James Cameron, not James Cameron, um... No, no, no, no, no, no. God, what's his name? First. I know it's frustrating to hear what listener good listen to. Yeah. First time to reach around high I've been listening to it too. Yeah, it's time to reach around high, guys.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Of course. Yeah. And then the Italian, Benadito, Lafay, all the time me. And everything name was. Wait, wait, did Trailer for What movie? I told you, you have to Google... I've already heard that. I mean, I know they heard that.
Starting point is 00:15:22 I wish they were Googleing not stop. Well, because I think they would have answers at some point. Well, Carl, it's know they heard that. I wish they were Googling not stop because I see what I've answered at some point. Well Carl, it's funny you mentioned that because sometimes they do know what they're talking about. Here's clip number 16, stop it whenever you get bored of them saying shit that is demonstrably stupidly fucking wrong. L.A. is arguably one of the largest cities on earth. Probably top five. I, yeah, I wonder would you think I was in top five cities in the world top three Minimal wage, which was like six seventy five an hour or something like that Top pong was I think the very first Video game I think different eyes have different frame rates and stuff
Starting point is 00:16:03 That's why animals can see in the dark Because everyone like when Hammond signed them who Hammond was this legend with Is that the guy you made that organ? No wrong guy Wait did Linda McCart was it Linda McCarthy wealthy before he married her? I think she was an heir to a fortune Well for talking to me Linda McCartney, her real name is Eastman. I believe she may have been related to Eastman Kodak.
Starting point is 00:16:35 I'm the telecreators, Ferraro Bakers, an Italian Kungalomerate owns Little Brownie Bakers. They also own Nestle. BELL RINGS A secret service guide. And one of them maybe take a bullet for Reagan or... Yeah, the Tom Brady. BELL RINGS
Starting point is 00:16:52 Nixon was impeached in what? 72? BELL RINGS And not impeached, right? Is that what we said? He was impeached. He was not convicted of a crime. BELL RINGS
Starting point is 00:17:03 So these guys don't get out much. They don't know what they're talking about on any subject, history, politics, world events, geography, they don't know what they're talking about, and even when they do know what they're talking about, they don't know the fuck they're talking about. What I thought was interesting was that first one, you said, where they're like,
Starting point is 00:17:20 LA's gotta be a top five population. Not even in the top 10. Well, because they go in the world. Okay. And they go, well, well, hold on, there's Mexico City. I'm like, dude, do you guys know about China? Do you know how much population there is in China? You fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:17:33 I never, I never, I talk to you all like some of the kids. Yes, I'm a city's, I'm okay. It's just not that so funny. And I even looked it up geographically just to make sure I couldn't be like on a technicality given the buzzer. And that's not even close geographically either right Sorry Fair enough. All right, so this is something I'm sure you picked up on as well
Starting point is 00:17:52 Where it pretty much turns into two bears one cave If you remember two bears one cave Birds just try to like come up with game shows. They're just making up fucking ideas for like yeah Let's name all the presidents and let's come up with game shows And this was a whole thing I was gonna talk out because they start bringing up Bert They're like we're on Bert's podcast. Oh, do they pop it up bird and I've noticed they've started doing Two bears like shit, but yeah, go ahead because it's brutal that would be a good round in a game show is Putting assassins together. All right. I'll give you the assassination. You give me the assassin. Chapman, Jewish.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Why do, why does it have to be anti-Semitic? Oh God, I'm not being anti-Semitic at all. I was going to go like Jews don't score very high in the like, you know, assassin category. I shouldn't say that. As Jesus Christ about that. God asked the Roman. Sadat was an Sadat assassinated.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Mm-hmm. Mahat, kind of. Fuck it. I'm forgetting everything. But other than the Mideast, I'm talking about in America. All right. Robert Kennedy who killed him. Was an answer, Hanserhand?
Starting point is 00:19:03 I think it was. Yeah. Um, Martin Luther King. Uh, yeah, I'm forgetting. This is going great. Yeah. They should have abandoned this idea when they didn't know any of the answers. I had a whole comp of that because they're getting, they're quizzing each other and
Starting point is 00:19:22 neither of them know the answer and the answers they do get they're wrong about They're like who shot at Gerald Ford squeaky frown. No, it was a squeaky frown Yes, it was she was one of two, but all right Then okay, they do a thing where they start talking about girls go cookies number 12 now This is fucking rivening so if you're driving right now pull over Because this is fucking you're gonna be out of your mind. All right. See how many we can name Samoa Pull over. You're gonna be out of your mind. All right. See how many we can name Samoa Thin minutes. No, what are they called? Yeah, Thin minutes are they called thin? No, they're not there's something mint no thin minutes
Starting point is 00:19:58 All right, all right, they aren't thin minutes the little restaurant mints Now I think there's called thin minutes Okay, why don't you look that up first? They couldn't get past the second girl's cup cookie. Yeah. And then they have the balls, the pull this out, dude. Number 14, they pull out an email forward that your uncle sent you in 1996. I promised he did. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I tuned out on this one. Unfuckin' believe what? I mean, and they don't even get to it, but here it is. Have you ever heard the comparison between Lincoln's assassination and Kennedy's assassination? Yeah, I like- Yeah, it was like the Ford theater. One of them got Lincoln.
Starting point is 00:20:42 That's what I was saying. He was, Kennedy was in a Lincoln, right? When he got shot. No. No. Okay. So, Kroge, real quick, I'm sorry, not to cut you off, but just to get back to that game show they're doing, namely assassin.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sirhan, Sirhan gets brought up and this leads to such a riffing because he has to say John Lennon, right? Of course, everyone knows that. Chris, will you double check Robert Kennedy with Sir Han, Sir Han? But, you know, imagine if he got knighted. Oh, the Sir, Sir, Sir Han, Sir.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Yes. All right, that a great joke, a little obvious, Sir, it would be Sir, Sir, Sir Han, Sir, and it would be just, Sir, sir, hands are gonna be just, but then Mike tries to tag this and makes it so much worse. Or what if he transitions, it would be ladies, sir, sir, hands, sir. So there's been no laughs.
Starting point is 00:21:37 What do you mean, I'm not? What do you mean it would be ladies, sir, sir, hands? What the fuck are you talking about? And why would you think that's funny? And by the way, they do seven more tags after that. would be ladies, sir, sir, what the fuck are you talking about and why would you think that's funny? By the way, they do seven more tags after that. Of course. And each one is a waste of time.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Yeah. Yep. Yep. That's the way to put it. I like Greg Fitzsimmons. I've seen him do stand up live. He came here to Rochester to comedy the Carlson on the weekend that Bill Burr was playing the auditorium theater. I felt bad for him. I was one of the few people who was there
Starting point is 00:22:08 watching Greg Fitzsimmons that weekend. But he bombed out this one. The guy running for type two diabetes fucking trounced him got there. Okay, I should set this up real quick. So they're telling a story about a guy who ran from Disney World to Disney Land to raise awareness for type one diabetes. The guy running for type two diabetes fucking trounced them got there. We got there a week ahead of him. Yeah, right. The guy running for AIDS is uh, he's still in New Mexico. What did that mean? Thank you, Mike. I was wondering the same thing. The guy running for AIDS in New Mexico was in the same thing. What the guy running for eights and newbacks ago was in a geography joke?
Starting point is 00:22:48 The fuck is going on here? All right, this is one of the reasons why I really did not like Mike Gibbons is, and this is when I get crows real quiet, by the way. We're gonna get into his woke talk. Oh yeah, this is fun. They didn't say it this bluntly, but their point was, if you're Latino, let's say in L.A., right yeah, this is fun. They didn't say it this bluntly, but their point was,
Starting point is 00:23:06 if you're Latino, let's say in L.A., right, the problem is whites. That's the problem everywhere. Let's face it. So no one cares about the whites. The problem everywhere are whites. In L.A., it's so Compton, that's the problem is the whites. How about South Chicago? How about Baltimore? Is that what the problem is the fucking whites? What kind of woke douche bagry and by the way, I want to point out because Kroge is definitely not gonna say anything When we do a live show, I want to bring you out and just to bait race with you 20 minutes since and see what happens Anyway, I'll let you take the floor over again, my friend. So here's a bit. Here's like, this is how they present a piece
Starting point is 00:23:49 of their fucking show. This is number 10. This is a this day in history. How many other men arrived in New York City in the winter of 1961 looking like James B? I didn't see the this day in history today. I'm talking like Jack Kerwack. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Why is it this day in history? Did you put it in there? I did, but so the liner notes. Now he got his first gig in New York City. Very informative. Thank you so much for that guys. He has the balls at one point to say this.
Starting point is 00:24:27 If we added it to the show, this is proof we don't. Yeah. There's a ton of evidence that you don't edit this show. I never once thought you were lying about that. Yep. Uh, this is my last one. This is, uh, I, I try to say something nice. This was the part of the show I did like they had in a special guest, uh, my number nine. Where you would be like, like, I'd kill myself.
Starting point is 00:24:48 I'd kill myself first night in prison if I knew I was getting right the next day. It's like, really? You know, and as you get older, you're like, really? Like, so wait, you have to suck on some guy's penis or kill yourself and it would be like 10 out of 10. Kill myself, kill myself. And now, and now the same 10 I would be like 10 out of 10 kill myself kill myself Yeah, and now and now the same 10 guys would be like yeah, obviously I would I would you know kiss the guys penis. Yeah
Starting point is 00:25:16 So interesting this story is Come back on the show ever again We have all the audio we need. We finally have it all. That's like hilarious. That voice in his makes everything good. It makes you can add that clip to the end of any other clip. These guys had Kevin as the third mic.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah. It'd be the greatest podcast ever. Yeah. Oh boy. Okay, let me see what else I have on the board because this show was not good. No. And they say things just to be outrageous.
Starting point is 00:25:49 God is such a dick. Boom! I take! They're making fun of religious people. It's got to really do she for a while. And then they're talking about that Elmo story. So when they finally got to the news. I was like, oh, okay This is interesting. They're gonna read news stories and riff on in a little bit
Starting point is 00:26:09 And they talked about that story that we covered on the creep off where the guy was caught on the camera Jerking off with an Elmo doll. He was a home inspector. I mean, yeah 59 year old home home inspector Jerking off in the Elmo doll and my joke was he also had big bird shut up his ass. I thought that was a better joke than what everything they came up with for that story. That's just me. I could be wrong about that. And then they're talking about this pilot project to pay homeless people to tidy up after themselves. Somewhere near Sacramento. And did you know there's a homeless
Starting point is 00:26:44 prom in California? That's true. I wonder Sacramento. And did you know there's a homeless problem in California? It's the true. I wonder why. So they're talking about this program and Mike's excited about it. Let's go local Mike. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Pilot project in California town is paying homeless residents to tidy up their living areas.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I'm really worried about this. What? I read about this. Yeah, you do a show about the news That's it. They would be like if you came on crochet. I was like I listen to this podcast Yeah, I heard this show that we're reviewing today. I know what it sounds like like Mike That's not something you should be taking fucking credit for It's by the way speaking to Kevin our former co-host here on WATP Someone was going back through the archives listening listening to the old shows with Kevin,
Starting point is 00:27:26 and I don't remember this happening, but apparently, Kevin checked out, it was very noticeable, and somebody picked up on it. Like, anyone gives two flying fucks of any interest in it. I don't get it. I don't. And you know what? I'm going to check out of this world. get it. I don't. And you know what? I'm gonna check out of this world. Wow. Two shots to a side. Wow. Yeah. I don't remember that happening. If you were someone you know, it's experiencing something. But yeah, somebody sent me somebody sent me that. All right. There's one thing that I thought that Greg said that was pretty funny. They're debating how good a band is and the girl playing bass her bass lines are so rudimentary and boring. Oh, look at McCartney over here. Okay. How do you know what a rudimentary bass line? I play bass asshole. I played in a band. No, you didn't. Yes. I played in a band in 7th 8th and 9 ninth grade. Lauren D. He played a band in junior high.
Starting point is 00:28:25 And he's talking about how he understands how bass play works. I've seen a lot of bands from junior high. None of them are good. Yeah. None of them are covering yes. All right, last thing I'll talk about is there's this name dropping that's going on.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Any time you get too hollywood guys in there, they have to talk about, oh, I know so and so and I know so and so. But as you've already pointed out, they don't even remember who they're talking there. Yeah, yeah. They have to talk about, oh, I know so and so and I know so and so. But as you've already pointed out, they don't even remember who they're talking about. They don't know what, they're not good at name dropping. Modern family, I would put up there. Well, you know, modern family,
Starting point is 00:28:55 I don't know that much about it. I actually was just on a call with one of the creators on the Zoom, but... He dropped! And I didn't dare bring it up. But Levitan and... it up but levitan and Levitan oh, I was up with the other guy. Oh, yeah, what's his name from Frazier, right? No Charles right I forget is it Charles? I did some I did some internet game show with him oh
Starting point is 00:29:23 All right reverting stuff. I have a question for you Kroge. All right, remaining stuff. I have a question for you, Kroge. Which is worse? Greg wrote for Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah, they both did. Mike wrote for Mind of Mencia. Oh, no kidding. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Yeah. Which is worse. The Ellen DeGeneres show or Mind of Mencia? Boy, that's a good question. I haven't seen a minute of either of those. Alright, well, that is the correct answer. That is the correct answer because... This mic-givens guy, uh, listen, fit-stog.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I love you, man. I think you're a funny guy. You got a distance yourself from this, woke-ass-all. He sucks. You better. You could do a lot better. Do better. Alright, that brings us to... Gringe of the better. Do better. All right. That brings us to
Starting point is 00:30:05 Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. I got a cringe that came in and This is we might have already talked about this. I can't remember who's keeping up these days without the shit that we talk about Not me. Yeah, there was a show called Reply all Oh, yeah, oh, why you'll back and Reply all no longer is putting out episode since February. Yeah, they had a whole thing They had a whole thing and they put out this two-minute long episode I'm gonna play half of it by the way this came in from Detroit This is a cringe of the week suggestion from the city of Detroit. So thank you Detroit for sending this on
Starting point is 00:30:38 Hi, this is Alex Goldman. I'm one of the hosts of the show and I'm talking to you today to give you an apology and an update for me and the entire staff of Replyall. In the last few weeks, Replyall has been airing a series of episodes called The Test Kitchen, which were reported by Shruthi Pinnemanani about the structural racism and toxic work environment at the Food Magazine Bon Appetite. Last week, days after the publication of the second episode and what was supposed to be a four-part series, former colleagues of ours at Gimlett publicly described multiple instances of troubling
Starting point is 00:31:12 behavior from both Shruthy and my longtime co-host, P.J. Vote. These accounts prompted a reckoning on our team about the work culture at Reply All, and they left us asking whether we could continue airing the story without interrogating ourselves and what is unfolded a gimlet. We now understand that we should never have published this series as reported, and the fact that we did was a systemic editorial failure.
Starting point is 00:31:38 We are not going to be continuing this series, and PJ and Shruthy have both decided to leave the Reply All Team. Ha ha! Wow. This is where Walt Culture will lead all of us by the way. Just see you guys now. They outwoke themselves. They did. Like oh my god. We aren't woke enough even though we're the woke police. We're reporting on the fact that these people were assholes but we forgot that we're assholes. Yeah. So that was a problem. So full disclosure, I looked into this a couple of weeks ago to try to put something together for WATP
Starting point is 00:32:08 because I had seen it on the internet, it was a show that I canceled, but it was a popular show. And I read about it, I listened to that, I tried to make heads or tails of it, I swear to you, I couldn't understand a single thing that went on. I never understood why those people left, why it was a big deal,
Starting point is 00:32:21 it was just like this fucking popular show imploded and they're like, everyone here is a asshole And the people that we're talking about, you know, I'll tell you what happened, Grosch, for my understanding of it They're putting up these shows and someone who worked there was like this is hypocritical those hosts are dicks to me and now everyone's lost their job Yeah great job buddy. Well done. Congratulations. It's a show calling out Dicks run run by Dex. Right, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. Well done, and then they go on and the guy after that clip, he goes, you know, we have the privilege
Starting point is 00:32:51 of putting on this podcast, like no, it's not a fucking privilege to put on a popular show, you earn it. Yeah, yeah, I had another fail this week too. So Hank Azaria was on the Dak Shepherd armchair expert show where he apologized to literally all Indian people for voicing the APU character. And I'm like I read about that. I'm like this is fucking gold. Dude I
Starting point is 00:33:14 listen to 90 minutes of the show and it was two sober dudes like going deep into the listen when I was doing my fourth step and I was apologizing to my dad. It was like I I almost jumped off fourth step and I was apologizing to my dad it was like I Almost jumped off a bridge. I almost shot myself twice like having almost dead But to a tone for those sins here's Alex Jones. I got this from the show knowledge fight No dude it was so bad. It was He's like and now here's how it's yeah, that was great. It was it was just great. It was just a painful part of my life.
Starting point is 00:33:45 I'm just sharing with you guys. Anyway, this is from the show Knowledge Fight. Contacts doesn't matter. 17th Alex Jones flipping out. I am the big swinging Johnson. I'm gonna put it in. Renowned Christian Broadcaster, Alex Jones, by the way. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:34:05 All right, I asked Brent Hattley to join the show. We're worried about now. Oh, marvelous. So let's see if he is here. Brent is here. He's prompt. I like that about him. He's a radio guy.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Radio guys are on time. Brent! Hello. Hello. Let me get to the right thing here. Yeah, man. Yeah. Can you hear us? Oh, yeah, yeah, sounds good. Awesome. Let's not We don't start off with a lion here. Thank you so much for joining us today, Bren and for asking to come on the show
Starting point is 00:34:36 No problem. I wanted to come on and mix it up with you guys and have a good time awesome So a croj is here and producer Chris Hello. You can only see me. Hello. These guys are here as well. So what I thought we would do and I will open this up to anything you want to talk about. But I went back and listened to the show where Mike Waters came on and talked about his time working with you.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And when you reached out to me, you said, yeah, this guy's lying about me and I want to clear the air. Yep. So what I did is I pulled some clips of things that Mike Waters, also known as Manson or NAD, played a couple different characters at Bubba's show. These are some things that he was saying. And I thought I'd just play these clips and then let you respond. All right. Good. All right, good. All right, here we go. And Brent, he's working for Stern. And allegedly, he's just killing him.
Starting point is 00:35:29 I'm not here in the audio for some reason. You're not here in audio now. I'm not here in audio now. Okay, let me check my settings here. How? All right, here we go. And let me see, let me, let me play this just to make sure that you can hear it. This is when you went on Stuttering John this past week. I know you're doing a lot of these haters shows and I'm I'm trying to figure that out
Starting point is 00:35:49 Why are you going on all these shows that have been so harsh to both you and your wife? Just because I Want to go on and have a conversation with people and see if I can open a dialogue with people That's all what I've always done my whole life even if you're I Don't know what the reasons are that you may or may not like me, but I wanna make sure you got the correct reasons to not like me.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Because Brent's not a pussy, John. That's the answer. I've invited John on the show. John is a pussy and he can't take it. That's the reason. Well, I've never tried a way, if anybody's listening to me on Budda's show or on an hour show, I don't try away from controversy.
Starting point is 00:36:26 You can it's okay to have a conversation. And you're allowed to not, it's America. You're allowed to not like me or have a different opinion. That's okay. I appreciate that. Although Monique, and I've been watching you do the rounds this week, so I feel like I'm getting sloppy seconds. And I kind of know some of the things you're saying
Starting point is 00:36:41 already, but Monique did point out that you can be a little bit litigious. And of course, we had sketchy press on the show and he was talking about some legal issues. Well, number one, let's get one thing straight. You never file the lawsuit against anybody. I've only been on the defense table, both times, criminal and civil. And yeah, I do get a little bit hot about it. And just as my background is, I was a United States Marine and I come from a very aggressive group of people here in St. Petersburg, Florida, and in the modern world you can't fight people anymore.
Starting point is 00:37:12 So I get hot about it and the only thing you can do is I'm like MJ Kelly, like Todd Schmidt, all I can do is I'm not but also but when I calm down and I think about it, I don't actually ever do anything. It's just me being frustrated. Well, that's, that's good to know because I don't know what's going on with Stettlery job, but he has threatened to loss you against me multiple times this past week. So we'll see if he cobs down or if he goes through it. By the way, you were wearing a charred walls of the damn shirt on his show.
Starting point is 00:37:43 They're my favorite. I, I fucking love that band for real. They're fantastic. Well Richard's an amazing drummer. Like I'm a death metal fan. So Richard's a good friend of mine and this is not bias. I mean he is one of my favorite drummers of all time. His drumming on that third chart wall's album is amazing.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Yeah, he's one of the best in the world for sure. Doesn't he write all the music too on those albums? He does. He is incredibly talented. People give him a hard time as this hit from Kansas, but when you get to know Richard, he is incredibly smart and incredibly talented. Yeah, no shit.
Starting point is 00:38:14 All right, so let's get to the shit that your buddy Mike Wars was saying on our show when he popped out. And by the way, let me paint the scene for you here. I'm doing a show that we're supposed to be talking about, Bubba's new podcast. And I have Doug from the show, who's right, as my co-host. And he was a big Bubba fan for years.
Starting point is 00:38:34 He's part of the Bubba Army. So at the last second, he goes, hey, man, I think I can get in Manson to come join the show. I'm in contact with him. And then we start the show up, and he DMs me a phone number. And he's like, call him up. He'll be on the show. I'm in contact with them. And then we start the show up and he DMs me a phone number and he's like, call him up, he'll be on the show. So I was totally unprepared for all of this. I was like, oh, I didn't listen to Bubba,
Starting point is 00:38:51 so I didn't know who that was. I didn't know the Ned character or the man's character. So this was all like, holy shit, this guy is just fucking going off. And he was ready, he was ready to go off. This is a longer clip, but I think this will be a good one to start the reaction to. And Brent, he's working for Stern. And allegedly, he's just killing up there. You know, anytime I talk to him, he talks about how he kill it. And he's the
Starting point is 00:39:12 most popular guy and he's, you know, he's a superstar. I was always, I was always fine with Brent, you know, I always treat him well. And I was cool with Adam, like, good for you, Brent. And then it looked like they were going to, they were going to get rid of him for some reason. Who knows? He probably wore a thin on people or something and so he's like hey I'm gonna come down and I move back to Tampa and I want to do a twitch show and I want to do it with you and I was like all right that sounds good you can bring a lot of you know a lot of stern people and you know we can we can fucking kill it and then you know we met he comes down we meet we have lunch with him and his wife and my wife were talking about these
Starting point is 00:39:44 plans about doing a twitch show and I'm like, you know, sure I got my own twitch show and that'll help it grow and then he starts his twitch show and he completely blew me off It never never contacted me and I'm just sitting here going and then I'm watching the show and the show is terrible And it's like why wouldn't you want someone like me, you know Who worked for our Stern, hired Bubba partially because of my stuff. And you don't want to work with me. And you're not even going to, you're just going to ignore me and do it without me after you met and all this shit. So in my opinion, you know, he's just, you know, he's a jerk. So that's a little revisionist history. Okay. So what I did, I did have that meeting with him.
Starting point is 00:40:23 And I did say I would do it. So once I talk to them, he wants to do a show in the morning. I'm not getting up in the morning. I'm done with getting up in the morning. That's number one. He does another show in the morning. No, I would have thought that he'd do a show with you at a different time. And I did. And I read this email off to him. I offered to do a show with him once, uh, once a week because I'm doing my daily show in the afternoon or in the evening. Now, uh, I offered to do a show with him once, once a week, because I'm doing my daily show in the afternoon or in the evening now. I offered to do it once a week. He's not wrong about the show being terrible at first,
Starting point is 00:40:50 because it takes about a year to get at my feet underneath me. And I'll explain, I've been in a haze, my own doing, but a haze, he is right about that. But in radio, like if he, I said, I'll do a show with you once a week, he emailed me back that he hopes all the radio talent gets fired. Like it was kind of a non-sec order response. So that's why I didn't get back to him.
Starting point is 00:41:12 I'm like, well, that was a weird response. So, and the other thing is the subject matter that I like talking about, the things that I like doing, he's like the moral police. He's like the most judgmental atheist I've ever been around in my life. So I don't know that the content that I want to do would work with who he is. Okay. So I do want to point out since you brought up and it stole my thunder a little bit because
Starting point is 00:41:38 I'm watching Brent on these other shows and Brent's like, look at the show hasn't been great. I need to do better and to try harder. I've been drinking too much. I'm out of that haze now. I've got a different thing going on. I'm like, well, fuck, I can't make fun of a guy who admits it's not very good.
Starting point is 00:41:52 I kind of ruins everything, but... Oh, but let's make fun of it. It wasn't very good. No, it's terrible. And I came down when I lived this leave story, and I come back to St. Pete, where I'm from. I started living with my friend. This is a guy that's known me my whole life
Starting point is 00:42:09 and we've been pretty hard partiers. And I'm like filling up his recycling bin. He says the borrowers neighbors recycling bin for all the beer cans and all the liquor bottles. And he's like, dude, look how bad you're drinking. And this is a friend of mine like who can put him away. Yeah, telling me I'm drinking too much. And it was weird. I was weirdly stressed. I left the
Starting point is 00:42:30 the stancho and he's and and the other thing. Let me point out. I want to point out this one thing that Manson just lied about. Yeah. They were they were never upset with me. They were never going to get rid of me. And that is a total and complete lie. Yeah. We'll get into more of that. Yeah. But they were that none of that's true. I was, I was not happy from the time we did the LA show recap until the day I left. I was not happy. And if I'm not happy, I leave just like I did with Bubba.
Starting point is 00:42:54 We were number one. I was not happy being there. So I left. Right. And you got a gig with Howard Stern. So nobody questioned you leaving Bubba, but when you go to no, no, no, no, no, you didn't have no, no, no, I don't have bubble with no gig at all.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Got you with nothing. And I went and worked for Neil Strauss, the author, and I worked with Mary Louder and I worked at KFI. And then I'd work with her. Okay. Okay, my bad didn't know the, the timeline there. It is tough when your new job allows you to drink while you're on the job, right? It makes it hard to control your drinking. Yes. And, you know, of course, like moving a quick, a life change that sudden and that abrupt, and then I just decided to, uh, to drink to deal with it and ignore. Here's, here's my person. Here's a big personality flaw with me. Um, I sometimes will avoid things until I am forced to deal with it, which is not a good personality to have,
Starting point is 00:43:49 but sometimes I'm a serial avoider, and sometimes I'll avoid things to be forced to deal with it. Sometimes I, you know, in this particular time, I started drinking to avoid dealing with some of the issues in my life, and dealing with having to put together a show that has my name on it. I just was winging it and when you just wang it, it shows. Yeah, yeah, for sure. So you specifically said, the reason why you wanted to come on the show today is to clear up specific lies that Mike said. So here's another clip. And I invited him to open up for me, even though he's not a comedian, even though he stole all his jokes from Bill Hicks, I was always nice to print everybody else for
Starting point is 00:44:29 you. I'm like, shit, because they hated him. But I was always nice to work with him. And then this is what he does to me. So two things there. First off, stealing jokes, if you're a comedian is a crime. Now, for you, maybe it's not a big deal because you're not a comedian. But the other thing He says is that nobody liked you. So I want you to respond to both those things Okay, so number one Mr. Mr He was the people had some disdain for him because he was the golden boy with Baba He got away with everything
Starting point is 00:44:58 He didn't have to first of all he didn't have to go to the any of the appearances that we had to go to He didn't have to do any of that stuff. He was four in Althador. So there's a little bit of projection going on there by hand number one. And there was two jokes I said in there by Bill Hicks. And I credited Bill Hicks in there. Okay. He wouldn't have known that that's where it came from.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I cried when you're not stealing. I said, like Bill Hicks said, and then you say it. And mine was not. You're like a comedy cover band. Ha ha ha. No, but mine wasn't, I was even doing comedy. I was doing a spoken word. So I was telling stories, anecdotes,
Starting point is 00:45:33 and getting to a point. So yes, I used a quote from Bill Hicks in there and I used a quote from Henry Rollins in there. Oh, so many. Okay, fair enough. All right, next thing that he throws out there. And I don't think he's even a swinger. I think it's all complete 100 bullshit.
Starting point is 00:45:49 I was surprised with that, because that was always Shuley's angle with you. Which I thought was a bit. That's a Bruce Neal and Jones now. Right, I figured that was a bit. I thought when Shuley was doing it was a bit for the air, but when he said, at our show, he first he goes, yeah, he used to swing with his ex-wife,
Starting point is 00:46:04 and then he goes, well, but he's not even his ex-wife, and then he goes, but he's anyway a swinger. I think he's lying about that. Yeah, I'm completely lying about that. Okay, first of all, I've had, I've had on my show, I've had four different women that I've been with. We've had the guys that Katelyn's have been with. We had our show on broadcast from Miami.
Starting point is 00:46:21 We had a whole swinging crew on there with us to confirm it. Yeah. It's the furthest thing from bullshit First of all, secondly, like I said on-stere My wife would never allow me to go on and talk about her sexuality. I lie about like that's nothing that she would allow that woman would never allow that So for him to come on and say that is just him being a bitter old man Which is what he is that little scrawny fucking pussy and him and his wife or the most Puritanical atheist the most judge middle atheist. I've ever been in my around in my life
Starting point is 00:46:50 I've been around evangelical Christians that are more open-minded than those two So you're not looking to mend fences here. Is that what I'm hearing? Oh? No, I would love to have a face-to-face conversation with this motherfucker. I promise you that all right Well see if we can get that so we can clear things up real fucking fast. All right. I promise you that. All right, well, see if we can get that. So we could clear things up real fucking fast. All right, I like that. All right, a couple more clips real quick. What a dildo. What a dildo. He is the biggest fucking line pussy on the planet.
Starting point is 00:47:16 He had the same job with Bubba all those years. He's never had to go work at a radio station and fucking pussed his ass and make his way. He had Bubba pampering and powdering his ass the whole time. He got to do foreign out the door, which nobody gets to do. Talking about me at the Stern channels, he couldn't fucking, he couldn't have kept up with me. They are that lazy motherfucker. It's funny because when he was on our show, what people pointed out, people were saying, not me, other people were saying, yeah, he was very braggadocious. He was talking about how he was the reason why everything was funny on the
Starting point is 00:47:47 Bubba show. He's created thousands of bands and he's the funniest part of the show forever. Pull the zoom off as well. What a fucking zookeeper and first of all, secondly, he said, oh, part of the reason Howard hired Bubba was because of me. Actually, that was the zero of the reason. I can tell you that personally, because he wasn't there. He would have no idea. I was the one that met Bubba and I were the one in November of 2004 that met with Don Buckwald at noon, the Tuesday before Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Then Don says, come back at four. Howard will be there. Howard and Bubba went into a room, closed the door, worked everything out. Howard didn't go, oh my god, these bits and parodies that you play on your show are fucking amazing He never never once came out of his mouth. He was like you guys are fucking great on the air and and Clear channel fucked you over. So you're hired. That's what it had to do with. I think if Mike was to defend himself here He would say we had ratings, which was why we were even on the radar with Howard and the reason we had ratings is because of all the great bits I came up with, right? He's part of the show. I mean, it was popular. It was part of the show that was popular, but how do you know that?
Starting point is 00:48:53 First of all, how do you know that people weren't there because bubbles are maniac on the right? You don't know what he's going to do next. I agree. That's what keeps people on the edge of their seats. It's not some song parody of Nelly. Okay, fair enough. Like people want to see with this maniac level of love sponge is going to do next. I mean, everything that was in the news on Fox 13 at Bay News 9 was it, oh my God, Bubba does the shows has the best parodies ever. No, it was this one of the fuckers crazy. He's the one that he's going to prison for killing a hog or he's being sued by another guy or he's going to deep fry a caran. None of that was Manson's idea or doing. Hey, what do you think about this idea? So Opie was at Bubba's show, not too long ago,
Starting point is 00:49:31 a few months ago. And Bubba was pitching, we got a team up and try to get a show on serious. This has been before Howard Resign. They weren't sure if they were going to have a morning show. Well, besides Jim and Sam, obviously. So they're like, you should team up. What do you think that show? Do you think that would be a success? Um, it could be, but here's the problem. You've got two guys, you've got two guys that would be at the front that will both want to be there have their name on the marquee and be the host. You got two hosts there. Like we have Opie and Anthony. You have Opie as the host of Anthony is kind of the color commentator with Baba. He was always the host and very colorful, but he had all of us to co host with him now. I don't know how it would work, you know, just from a radio
Starting point is 00:50:14 craft standpoint to have OP and Baba, it seems like that would be two lead singers in a band. It would be kind of tough. Maybe each one gets a different quarter hour. And they just go that way. Like Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons have to switch off on singing songs. Perfect. All right. Here's another clip from Mike on our show. You know, he thought he got, I think you got a such a huge head from being on stern. Yes. That he thought he would come to his own Twitch channel and destroy it. And you know, you got to put on good content. You know, he had, he had some decent numbers when he started and they felt like a rock as people jumped off ship because it shows, you know, just garbage. Well, he sits around a card table with his family like that's a good fucking show.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I mean, at least the content itself hasn't been great, but you know, my wife and I melting down on the air is actually as arguably pretty good. When we, well, when that would happen. But now that we have it crafted, okay, but at least like we have a green screen and graphics and emotes and like we actually use the technology on Twitch. We don't sit there in front of a card table with posters up behind us. I mean, how fucking lazy is that? That's fucking terrible. And maybe my numbers aren't great, but they're still way fucking better than his. Look at, live viewers on my show and his show. You tell me who's got fucking more. And I guarantee you we make more money on there than he does.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Yeah, see that I don't know. I don't know the world of Twitch all that while I'm much more geared towards podcasts. So calls a TikTok guy. Tiktok's huge, man. guy. Tick-tock. Tick-tock's huge, man. So you just caught up people with posters behind them and Eric Zane is listening live right now, so I hope you didn't hurt his feelings too much. No, no, it's not, it's not everybody, but he's gonna, he's gonna say that I'm lazy at least we take the time to have graphics done, have green screens, the backgrounds, shit that moves, all for me to do a shitty show. But now, I think I've got it way more dialed in, but it took me a while to get my C legs under me.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Well, and the fact that you're honest about that, seriously, it is impressive and hats off to you that you're coming on these shows, because you're doing the rounds this week. I saw you with sketchy process, I saw you with John, I saw you with Monique, and you're putting it all out there, and so that's commendable. Well, it's 100% on me. The show being shitty is 100% on me. It's me being in a lazy alcohol stupor. And it's not for any reason that I got out of it.
Starting point is 00:52:37 I just kind of lost the fucking taste for alcohol. And I didn't realize like I thought very, I'm almost 50 years old. you think I should know better. But when you drink all the time, it has residual effects on you as well. And I was getting very depressed, I'm very angry. And I kind of just lost the taste for it. It's not any, I don't want to sit here and act like I'm some kind of reformed fat guy with that. I had an epiphany and came to Jesus, that's not the case.
Starting point is 00:53:02 It's just like I lost the taste for it. After like 10 days of not drinking, I was like king to Jesus, that's not the case. It's just like how I lost the taste for it. After like 10 days of not drinking, I was like, holy shit, I've been an asshole. And I put on a terrible show and I've gotten mad at anybody that's pointed it out which isn't really fucking cool. We do me a favor and text what you just said to Stuttering John.
Starting point is 00:53:15 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, what do you drink every day? You tend to be angry. I'm like, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Yeah. I have another clip here. I definitely want your reaction to this one. I mean, when you work down here, nobody liked Brent. I mean, that was just the way it was because he's kind of full of himself and he's kind of a BSer. I thought he was fine. He didn't bother me.
Starting point is 00:53:38 I'd listen to his BS. You know, in the case of I just go, I got to go to the bathroom because you talk my ear off. But I was always treated and fine, but every nobody liked him. So I'm thinking up and serious people, you know, he graded on people's nerves and they couldn't take it anymore. And then they ditched him. Total farce.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Okay. I'm still packed. I'm still very good friends with everyone out there on the air that you hear on the air. I'm still very friendly with the and texting with them and talk with them all the time. Complete first. I just was not happy after that, after the LA recap show. My wife and I did come down here for Thanksgiving and I was, we were, we looked at some places to live. I was like, why am I living in Manhattan? And I said, I have to sit and make the choice. Like, you know, you can be on a show that does have millions of listeners. And I just made the choice. I don't care. And it might come true. I said, I don't care if I'm sitting here doing a show for fucking two people.
Starting point is 00:54:30 I could the cost of living here in Tampa Bay and St. Pete is almost nothing. I can be happy. I'm done getting. I don't want to get up in the morning anymore. I don't want to live in New York City in the more anymore. I just don't want to be here. And that took me November, December, January, February, and by early in March, I was like, I got to get out of this. I got to go. I just wasn't happy. And I'm one of those people that I'm not happy. I'm not going to stay. I absolutely. They barely, they almost fire nobody at that, at that organization.
Starting point is 00:54:56 As you've seen, Benji's been late. How many times? Has that ever been fired? That is brutal. They don't fire anybody. And also, and they didn't believe me, but whatever. I mean, you can believe whatever you want. I would not be allowed to come out here and say things that are not true.
Starting point is 00:55:12 As per my ex-adagreatment, the serious ex-ent, I could not come here and say I wasn't fired if I really was fired. I couldn't say that. So I absolutely was not fired. I absolutely left on my own militia. I've even emailed back and forth with Howard on his birthday this year. It's every, there's no heat. I just did not personally me.
Starting point is 00:55:31 I didn't want to be there anymore. I say this in radio all the time to people. Nobody's chaining into your desk. Right. So here's my question. You don't have to name any names, but has anyone from the show reached out to you and said, man, I'm so happy for you that you got out of here. I can't do it, but I wish I could do it. Have you heard that from our sappers? Yeah. Okay. Yes. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:55:54 That's it. Just like a like, I was like, my personal happiness, my own mental health, I put above everything, I put it above being on the Stern Show, above being on Bubba Show. I don't care if I have to dig ditches for a living, but I'm gonna have my own mental health and mental happiness. And I haven't done a good job of that myself here this year, but I think I've got it pulled up,
Starting point is 00:56:22 and it's gonna be a day by day thing, but I'm putting forth a thousand percent effort every day and everything I do. So you were kicked off Twitch, I mean like five or six times, I even kicked off Twitch. Six. You're back again though. Somehow you're back again. I won my appeal. So here's the thing that I had to tell them in my appeal is, and they did an investigation.
Starting point is 00:56:43 They looked into this. I get over reported and they did come back and say, yeah, that's, that's pretty much true because the two times before this, they couldn't even find in the video exactly what I did wrong. Like one time I got suspended for one day for Caitlin showing her camel toe and I went back and looked through the video. There's no camel toe in the video at all. Can I stop you right there?
Starting point is 00:57:02 And this is because I'm an idiot and I don't understand Twitch. Aren't there camhors on that site? Like why can't you show tips and apps and stuff? Oh my God. So let me explain these rules to you. You tell me if you understand. OK, so if you're in a setting, if you're in the proper setting, say that's why you always see them in the hot tub, right?
Starting point is 00:57:19 If you're in a proper setting, you can wear a bikini hot tub, pool, beach, you can wear a bikini. But if you're not in that setting then everything has to be covered. You can't show the out. You can't screen bread. Just always be on the beach. We did we did we did have a beach background. There you go. We did have a beach. They said it was the outline. You can see the outline of the genitals. You can't show the bottom of the breast. You can't show the nipples. You can't show the bottom of the buttocks But almost all that applies to females only like a guy you can sit there topless on On camera and you would be fine hard pass, but but but yeah
Starting point is 00:57:53 But it's weird. It's weird. The rules are very weird and very vague But they did I won my appeal because I get overreported and yeah, there's been a couple of they're like yeah We can't even really find what you did here. Okay. This last one was an accident. This last one was an accident. I broadcast my wife Tets. Okay. Yeah, let's give you that.
Starting point is 00:58:10 So you're switching over to doing more stuff on Patreon now. Tell people where they can find you and what you're up to. So we do Twitch every night six to eight. I'm used to on BrentHatley.com, V-R-E-N-T-H-H-H-T-L-E-Y.com. That takes you to the Twitch show. And then after that at eight, we do Brent and Caitlin backstage on Patreon, which we get on there. She sits there on a pasties and a thong. And on Patreon, we can talk like adults.
Starting point is 00:58:35 So on Twitch, there's rules about what you can and can't talk about. So we keep it to a, what you would say, traditional news, opinion based show. And on Patreon, we get into exactly what's going on. The swinging, we interview some of the swingers that we're with, we get deep into detail. And then you can see my wife naked in having sex on camera at kateland. K-A-T-E-L-Y-N-H-A-T-L-E-Y.com. So she'll be on OnlyFans,
Starting point is 00:58:58 but it's easy to go to katelandhalley.com, just hit that button. Naked and having sex on her OnlyFans channel. And from what I've heard, she's in the top 1% of only fans. I think right now she's in the top, I think as of this morning, she was in the top 0.56% so of creators and only things. She has a very big page. It's worth it.
Starting point is 00:59:17 She's super exotic. Yeah, I'm still trying to break. I'm like, cop 10. You got to trip down a little bit. Yeah. She wants a little bit of sex tape of us and I won't let her. So it's smart move. So the last thing that I want to play and I didn't want to have you come on and talk about your buddy Stuttering John. But I thought this was really funny because this is, so Brent was on John show and I watched that.
Starting point is 00:59:45 And when you interview someone, there are certain things that you want to do to avoid embarrassing yourself. John does not know about this. Let's listen to this quick clip. Have you read my book? I have not. So, what you're supposed to do? If I'm suddenly John, I go,
Starting point is 01:00:02 Brent, I don't know if you read my book or not. But in my book, I say, and then Brent can go, Yes, I did read your book. It's amazing. Or he jazz I go, but I don't know if you read my book or not, but in my book I say, and then Brun can go, yes, I did read your book, it's amazing, or he can just go, yeah, yeah, that's what he said, and then you don't embarrass yourself so much. Well, he asked me a direct question, you got a direct answer.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Oh, right, of course, he said himself up for that. Brun, thanks again for coming on the show, I really appreciate it, buddy. Hey, thanks Carl, and just so you you know like all the stuff that you guys said about me and Everything I just I take it all in just it is a It's a fun show breaking this stuff down so Plain a couple of months you can do another breakdown and
Starting point is 01:00:37 My new format my new show and then tell me if I've improved at all that'd be great Definitely I will check that out and I encourage our listeners to check that out as well and see what the improvements are. And Brent, you got balls, buddy. Thank you so much for coming out and doing this. Hey, Carl. Thanks for having me. You guys have a great day.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Have a great weekend. We love you. Love you too, buddy. See you. Bye. Bye. Wow. That's a good attitude.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Yeah. I can't believe I've gotten to talk to Casey Armstrong and Bren Atley. You've made none of my dreams come true, Tom. Jesus Christ. Okay, I got to find Nick from Therese. Let's see. Nick Bates coming out of the show from prison. I hope Nick Bates heard my tribute album. Do you think he has? Wow, that's a good question.
Starting point is 01:01:27 That's a good question, right? Do you think me? I mean, would you feel good about that? Would you feel like maybe you should have learned a second chord or a chord? Yeah. You hear me now. Hey, yes, I can hear you now. Oh, good. What's happening here? I'm never heard of Discord before this. No? It's just not only from you talking about it, but I never tried it. It'll be cool for two more weeks until Microsoft buys it. No, it's going to be a problem.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Well, we just had Brent on via Zoom because I said you ever use Discord? And his answer, I went, oh, yeah, I'll send you the signal like, that's fine. We'll figure it out. So Nick, I went, oh yeah, I'll send you the thing I'm like, that's fine, we'll figure it out. So Nick, I wanted to get you pulled up to make sure I had you, but before we get started, I'm gonna go take a quick piss break,
Starting point is 01:02:15 but please enjoy the world's greatest song. I know you're hungry. This is a season. I know you're hungry. Welcome to Grand Thee's house, the town of Seas. You'll picture your plate. Yeah, so you can eat. I know you see her throwing back all afternoon. Who looks hungry? Yeah, I know you want it. I want some turkey. I want to Oh I want to Yeah, maybe something like
Starting point is 01:02:50 Just a Oh Yeah Please I'm Oh Oh Oh Oh I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm showing this She must have asked you but she'll make sure you're in Oh no, no, you never want to leave
Starting point is 01:03:28 But don't you dare have for the recipe What the shit? I want some turkey I want some ham Maybe some lanyl That's so good Mix some turkey Yeah, I want ham Please, I'm gonna date them 댄서, 댄서. 오, 믹스, 댄서. 예, 아, 나 한 번.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Please. 나 그 사람, 아, 나. 나. 뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀뱀� I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm sure this is it. We can have it more. Got it! She got a town, okay, got the apple pie. We got the pizza pie, we got the moon, that's the pie. Got the super-data pie, got the pomegranate pie. Got all the freeze that you can try.
Starting point is 01:04:14 We got that greens, that chicken, that chicken, that girl is two. We got best, I'm gonna die green bean, mac and cheese, that's all my food. I got green bean, wait, I won't return. What do you think I'm talking about, what's up with that? That green beer mac and cheese that's full of good I want redone What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
Starting point is 01:04:31 What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?
Starting point is 01:04:39 What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Right on! Right on! Just like my sister did in her own But I'm so sorry Right on!
Starting point is 01:04:52 Right on! Right on! And we're back! Nick, how have you been, buddy? I'm good. It's been a long time since I've been on your show. Nick Bailey came on episode 101 of who are these podcasts. Wow. The middle of the get storm of controversy too. Yes. There was say that was not long ago I took down episodes 88 and 97 So there was it wasn't the happy go lucky version of the show that we have nowadays where we're just getting you know sued for defamation. Yeah, it's not as fun as it is these days. It used to it by now though That's a good point. I do take it all and stride at this point. So
Starting point is 01:05:42 Nick comes to us from the fan encounters podcast and that is still going strong. I saw you just had Mark Summers from Double Dare on the show. I know he was a dream interview too. That's awesome. That's very cool. Takes me back to someone's childhood.
Starting point is 01:05:59 I'm a boomer, not my own childhood, but somebody's. Oh, come on. I'm just kidding. Of course. Takes it back to mind. Double Dare is a mind Yeah, I still have nightmares about the giant nose with the flag covered in slime And they got to put their hand all the way up there and get the flag yeah, they always they always took the physical challenge And the physical challenge is so fucking difficult. I just gas just guess at the edge of my head
Starting point is 01:06:23 Well, he said they made questions particularly hard so that they would have to do more physical challenges. Is that what they did? That's what they said, yeah. All right. So, we're talking about a show called SmartLess. Nick came to me and said he wanted to review this show. This is a very popular show.
Starting point is 01:06:40 It's Star Sean Hayes, Will Arnett and Jason Bateman, household names, very big show, usually in the top 10 on Apple Podcasts. It's one of these celebrity shows where they have a bunch of celebrity friends, people in Hollywood, so they always have a different guest on. And I actually did a mini review of this with the Drew and Mike show, so I'm familiar with the material. There's a lot of ribbing each other. It's very playful. Like, oh yeah, Jason, well you suck it ribbing each other. It's very playful. Like, oh yeah, Jason, well you suck it, blah, blah, blah. It's like, well, you're all very successful. I know it's buying this thing
Starting point is 01:07:12 where you're busting each other's balls in this playful way. It almost seemed like they were acting like their characters to me. They're acting like complete idiots. All right, let's get into it. Yeah, where do I begin here? You got a lot of clips. Oh, yeah, I do.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Your show brings on a lot of people that say, this show makes me so mad. And this is the show that freaking irritates me so much. I hate it so much. Um, number zero is the clip that sums up the show for me. This is George Clooney talking about why he wanted to be on the show, which describes it to a T. I wanted to do this show because I do really enjoy it. And I have to say I enjoy it mostly because I feel as if the guest really doesn't isn't involved at all in the show. Doesn't matter. You don't have to do anything. There's no pre-interview. Doesn't matter who you are. Sean doesn't even have questions. No, you talk about each other. And we don't let you do any talking. And I enjoy it so much that I thought I'd just come on and just sit back.
Starting point is 01:08:05 And I enjoy it so much that I thought I'd just come on and just sit back. People eat this shit up too. Wow. It's highly listened to and it's it's unlistenable. In fact, I know you said Carl that Sean, I'm sorry, Jason and Will were some of your favorites. I didn't even know who Sean Hays was when we started the, you know, listening to this show. Finally, I found out he's from Will and Grace, but most of my clips, and I started highlighting them on my sheet, I'm like, they're almost all about Sean because the guy's a big idiot.
Starting point is 01:08:31 Yeah, Sean is definitely the one who sucks the most, and does the most fake laughter. There's a lot of over-the-top fake laughter, which I'm sure we'll get to, but all right, we're two next. Okay, so Reese Winners' room is a guest, and a bunch of celebrity podcasts hosts are the only people who could get away asking a question like this in number one. I'd ever ran into you. Will want me to ask have you ever been without your spoon?
Starting point is 01:08:55 Oh, I would, but I'd be in pieces. Oh, I'm already I fucking sounds like the question is that I'm John would have asked on the red carpet and then she would just walk away. Well, that would not be his first question because Fred's more clever than that. You're been without your spoon. Reach with a spoon.
Starting point is 01:09:18 How big you pussy? That's what John wrote. So the problem with this show is as they've already stated, they put very little prop into it, they think that they're just going to be able to bullshit with people and it'll be interesting. And as that clip proves, it's not. It's not at all. In fact, Sean Hays is like I said, the worst of the three. He's such an idiot because he's completely unprepared. And I get that sometimes he's guess are there's supposedly sprung on the other hosts of the show. They're not supposed to know who the the one friend is bringing. But there's a discussion where Reese is talking about how she's working with
Starting point is 01:09:58 some car company to have an audio book app come preloaded and all this other crap. Sean can't follow the conversation. And that's number two. I thought you were going to say in every Buick, there's a stand to put a book that you read at stoplights. Oh, God, Sean, even they can't stand them. You learn that. Oh, and then if you want to play number three, this is Sean asking a question. And since the question so stupid, Jason Bateman just starts asking his own question. I want to know like you're a crazy audition story. Like because we've all shared ours, crazy audition or crazy.
Starting point is 01:10:31 What about one that you wish you would have gotten that somebody else got, they did a great job and you. Oh, well, I really want to clue us. That's fucking funny. Yeah. Hey, can you tell me about a time he's not, they're not, she's not going to do that. Let's, let's ask her a question she might actually answer. Yeah. Like, all right, call out not, she's not gonna do that. Let's ask her a question she might actually answer.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Yeah. Like, call out everyone in the Hollywood you hate and go. I'm gonna question, and I pointed this out, numerous times I'm gonna repeat myself again. If you have a publicist, you are not an interesting person on shows because you are trained to be on interesting, which is why you have to ask stupid questions like, oh, did you wanna be in clueless?
Starting point is 01:11:06 Give us a fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Anyway, Reese Witherspoon, the only thing I think of is that movie where Marky Mark is fingering her on a roller coaster. Whoa! Which fear. Fear!
Starting point is 01:11:18 That would have great see that once. I like the crows is appalled by that. I just woke up. What's going on? Hello. Okay. Let's keep running through these. I'm going to start talking about all the things I think about with Reese Witherspoon. That won't be good.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Yeah. Okay. Well, I want to jump to a different one. Good. Carl, I'm maybe not as smart as these smartless hosts, but I want to jump to clip 17. It's an interview with Julia Louise Dreyfus from Seinfeld. Now, she's going to tell a story about going up to Barbara Streisand because she always wanted to meet 17. It's an interview with Julia Louise Dreyfus from Seinfeld. Now, she's going to tell a story about going up to Barbara Streisand because she always wanted to meet her.
Starting point is 01:11:49 She's going to tell the story and they're going to like go crazy over the story. And I have to tell you, I don't get it. So can you tell me what the joke was? What am I missing here? We were at the White House correspondence center. And I saw she was over there and I got to say something and so I went over to her and I said my Barbara um I'm Julie Lou Driverson I just wanted to tell you just this such a treat to me too and she said something like no I already told them what I wanted. That's hilarious. Oh my god. I swear.
Starting point is 01:12:37 I don't get it. I think, all right, I think this is one of this. So these people are giant celebrities who people fond over all day long. And the fact that this person didn't realize that this wasn't a server asking for their order was the most hilarious thing they'd ever heard of their. What, what she hasn't seen, Veepe? Ha, ha, ha, ha, what an idiot.
Starting point is 01:13:00 It's like when you're wearing a red shirt and target and somebody asked you where the fucking mattresses are or whatever. Yes. That's a perfect analogy actually. It's like when you're wearing a red shirt and target and somebody asked you where the fucking mattresses are That's a perfect analogy actually and then you tell that story out of podcast people go get the fuck out of here Yeah, because that's the most boring story I've ever heard of my wife. Wow, just like a target Sir, I have also said about George Floyd we have to pay for those items Sir, I have also said about George Floyd. We have to pay for those items. Hahaha. Hahaha.
Starting point is 01:13:26 I went too far. Hahaha. There is a lot of conversation on here that's just stupid. It makes absolutely no sense. I am going to become a farmer and I'm only going to plant peaches and call it Reese's peaches. Hahaha. I'm on board. I'm only gonna plant peaches and call it Reese's peaches. I'm on board.
Starting point is 01:13:46 I'm on best. I'm kind of on board with that. Reese's peaches. Cause you can't be sad on a peach farm. No, you can't. I probably can. I love a peach salad in the summer. How good is a peach?
Starting point is 01:13:58 I mean, who'd unlike peaches? You also can't be sad with Mark E. Mark penetrating you. But, actually, yes. But I digress. Jesus Christ, she had that one fucking lie to load it, didn't she? with Marky Mark penetrating you. But, yes. Back to address. Jesus Christ, she had that one fucking lot to load it, didn't she? Wow. Absolutely with that fake laugh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know, this is the thing about women like Reese Witherspoon is when you see them, you go, oh, listen to what she has to say. But when you only hear them, you go, why am I listening to this fat butt cut? If you haven't wanted to punch any of these people in the face, you will, when you hear their goodbye, which is number eight, and then you should just play eight A
Starting point is 01:14:32 after that, which is the evolution of the goodbye, which is more annoying. Okay, bye. No, wait a second, where are you going? Well, not yet. So quickly, what do you got? What do you got something you got to do today? So there's a bunch of different kinds of bicycles, right?
Starting point is 01:14:47 There's the one with the three wheel and the shirt. What's the one with the two wheels called? My name is fucking hitting. They do this every episode. Are you fucking serious? They fight a different way to say bye. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. I've been listening to WATP a long time. The worst clip of any show I have ever
Starting point is 01:15:10 fucking heard of my life. Oh, fuck. Nick, you've just offended me. Yeah. Sorry, you've gone too far. You're my favorite on the show. You fucked up. Well, you're not getting out of your t-shirt now, dude. Oh, shoot. It's a little too cutesy, right? Is that what we're getting at here? It's a little too cutesy. We're having a little bit too much fun. Fake fun. That's going on.
Starting point is 01:15:34 That's painful. Yeah. A lot of fake fun and we're not involved and barely is the guest. Yeah. One of the things, Carl, you preach about over and over is you never talk about things on a podcast. You can't see this is not a video podcast. Right.
Starting point is 01:15:48 Well, like I said, Carl, that's a great shirt you're wearing. I shouldn't say that because it's not a video hot. Number 13. Yeah. Okay. The one where Sean wants to play show and tell Sean. I want to see my scar. You want to see my scar?
Starting point is 01:16:00 Yeah. So wait, you can see like a, you can see like a little hole there. I can't see anything. It's a season. It wouldn't be interesting if you could see it. Yeah. That's the other problem. It wasn't.
Starting point is 01:16:14 Sean only wants to talk about himself though, probably because he can't formulate any questions when you play 14. Going back to the funny, humiliating stories, because they're my favorite. Those in medical stories I love because I have tons. I almost died two years ago when my small intestine burst open in the middle of the night and I went to cedar's drove myself. No one can't get up on for like four minutes. I'm like, she said, too. And that's a clip. That's a cue. Like, you got to stop me like, oh, yeah, tell us one.
Starting point is 01:16:43 Nope. Yeah, save that for the Sean Hayes show. That would be a good anecdote to tell on that show. I had no lie like eight or nine clips from Sunday papers. That was stuff like that. That was the Hipper placement. Their daughters diarrhea. Like all this medical shit, like no one cares. Dude, even when my grandfather tells me that,
Starting point is 01:17:03 she'll like, shut the fuck up grandpa. Where's the fuck? You got one year left left can you fucking enjoy it a little bit? Yes, smile come on. You get that leave a memory. It doesn't make me fucking vomit. I'm sorry your pancreas hurts grams. Can we fucking move on? Hey, hey 15 is an example of the bladder cancer we get it. God damn it. All right, medical stories are not fun. No, no, no. I'm trying to be funny. He fails miserably.
Starting point is 01:17:33 And Jason Bateman knows the chance of more on and 15. Okay. Well, I think you do it before 15, but here we go. I love working too because I don't so I don't have to be with myself.
Starting point is 01:17:42 But what but the stuff that think about the thing. Oh, no, it doesn't even go there. He's like, that's the thing. Well, at what point do they kick him out of the group? That's what I want to know. But is he supposed to be the ridiculous person who says non-sequitors? But one of the cardinal sins in my book of podcast thing is thinking a podcast as your
Starting point is 01:18:02 therapy session. Yes. And that this dude sounds like a fucking prime candidate of that. Yeah. He needs to get it all out there. Let me tell you about my unfulfilling childhood. I'm really going to have to do that right now. My sister got more toys than I did.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Yeah. Yeah. Did she? You know, George Clooney, my inner child is not being nourished right now. Now, I don't know if you guys can notice, but I know Carl, you know I'm from Wisconsin. Do I sound like I have an accent? You don't sound like a Wisconsiner to me. Oh, well, I've lived here my whole life just about. Now in clip 26, Sean Hayes apparently has a sister or something that lives here in Wisconsin
Starting point is 01:18:43 and she sent in a question to be asked to George Clooney and I'm from Wisconsin and now he's gonna try and do a Wisconsin accent. So see who does it better From my sister Tracey in Wisconsin. She asks quote texted this to me yesterday. Do it in a Wisconsin accent, please I okay. Well different than Chicago. Hey George like except please. Okay. Well, it's different than Chicago. Hey, George, like, like, I want to know what leading lady wasn't in like a joking mood and he got annoyed with them. Maybe they were having an off day and then think any of your antics were funny, George. I'm not from the valley, you know, like they did on say by the bell, they talked from there from the valley and the like and all that stuff. Yeah. That was awful. It was like
Starting point is 01:19:22 a sassy game. Yeah. That was the least midwest thing that he could have done right right So I think Sean's probably my biggest problem with this podcast No, you did I was content. No, you did I do pretty good with cats next up Jesus Louise I have two Clips on here that if like you we can teach people how to podcast again Carl because if you ever want to talk about yourself on a podcast, kind of get the attention away
Starting point is 01:19:50 from a guest. Yeah. All you have to do is tag what they're saying and then start talking about you. Number four. Perfect. Because it opens it up. It just opens it up. I remember being, you know, when I was first dating Amy, my ex-wife.
Starting point is 01:20:05 I was like, you can move, hurry. You just went on and on. So, oh no. This is the funny thing too, because when I brought this show to Drew, Drew Lane goes, I feel like I know Jason Bateman and Will are not. I like these guys. So, well, no, you like the characters that they've played. That's how you know them. That might be who they have have become because I don't know that actors actually have their own personality
Starting point is 01:20:29 It's very powerful that they don't but it's just odd to me that we think we like people. Yeah, I thought I liked Kramer for a good I was like this Turns out no, I don't like him at all I admit it. Fair enough. And then Sean Hayes, another tip. If you want to talk about yourself, ask your co-hosts a question and answer it yourself. 20. Hey, do you guys ever grind your teeth?
Starting point is 01:20:55 Because last night I, um, I just found from my jaw through my ear all the way up to my top. No, I'm not a good story to. It's like no one dares. And I'm going to say, you know, I'm going to say, you know, I'm going to say, you know, because last night I had this pen from my jaw through my ear all the way up to my top my bed. No, but I got a good story to it. It's like no one dares. Hey, Nick, I got a question for you.
Starting point is 01:21:11 You ever get sued by Suttering John because this fucking guy. We probably has actually. No, because you will be. Actually, I'm working and the cover to try and get him on my show. Yeah, you should get Suttering John. Or you, but then I will tell you first cover to try and get him on my show. Yeah, you should get started. I will tell you first, but now it won't happen. So I'm surprised you haven't tapped me to talk about my fan encounters. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:32 What's going on with that? You don't think of it much. Someers love. Look, a long time ago, you said you don't do podcasts or other people's shows. I did. I'm on my show. I totally changed my, I wouldn't have any to talk about it.
Starting point is 01:21:44 But I do do people's shows nowadays. And well, I do research on my show. I totally changed my, I wouldn't have any of the talk about it, but I do do people shows nowadays. Well, I do research on my show. So I do a lot of like background checks and questions and I come up with good stuff. So you would just have to. Carl castings background check. What are you talking about? Not that they have a background check. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Check his background. Yeah, he's like, have you been vaccinated? A medical background check. All right, Kroj, I got a question for you.
Starting point is 01:22:11 Oh boy. What's a TV pilot? Can you answer that question? You don't have to go into it, but can you answer that question? I mean, sure. Yeah. All right. Do you think that Jason Baitman should have to explain that to his audience?
Starting point is 01:22:22 Oh, no. Oh, no, didn't Tarantino already do that in Pope X? No, it hasn't got a long extended one. And so, I think that's what the big thing is, that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing is that the big thing
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Starting point is 01:23:01 And on that invention, they show shows, right? Not every show makes it to the air. But what point do they find an airplane? Because I'm confused about this. I saw that episode too. And it was so mind-numbingly stupid because they're explaining about how Netflix does things differently.
Starting point is 01:23:18 Oh. It's like, yeah, Netflix Greenlight's everything. This is not inside baseball shit we're talking about. Everyone knows this has been joke about on South Park. It's been joke about on Rick and Morty. It's been joke about it everything. Anyway, I like how I named two cartoons. I'm not a big book reader. I know about this. I want to record Morty, South Park, etc. What the fuck? It's pretty much all I got for this one. I did clip one thing just for you.
Starting point is 01:23:49 It's number 25. Oh, beautiful. The sun. The board. Fuck you. That's George Cl脆. Yep. Beautiful. And then 21 for you for two years later too.
Starting point is 01:23:59 I'm sure you'll find a place for this. What a clown show. I like it. I like it. That one. Very good. Thanks for this. What a clown show. I like it. I like it. That way. Thanks for letting me hate on the show. That's awesome. Nick, thanks for coming out, man.
Starting point is 01:24:12 The triumphant return of Nick Bailey. Did you, I think you made the gang, gang, gruneyously South Park poster. If I'm not mistaken, have you seen that? No, only your fingers in the go. I'm pretty sure. Oh, God, I'm not mistaken, have you seen that? Nope. You're only your fingers in the goat. I'm pretty sure. Oh, God, I hope not. How many photoshopping me again?
Starting point is 01:24:30 I think you made the list gang, gang runnously. If you're in the show, yeah, see, he did. He did make it. All right. It has been confirmed because people were asking who are all these people. And someone pointed out, well, that's Nick Bailey. He did a one off show and I was like, who are they talking about? Oh buddy, thanks so much for coming back on again. Smart list, one of the top fucking podcasts in the world and it's annoying. Yeah and actually before I
Starting point is 01:24:58 go, I forgot the one clip that started this whole thing, that laughing montage. I don't, you don't have to play the whole thing because it was like 95 seconds of laughing. But that was the one that got us interested in doing this. I always. I always talking all that. I'm pausing. I remember who's doing my life. Who's doing my light?
Starting point is 01:25:26 Who's doing the noise? Is that Sean? Probably Sean or, yeah, it has to be because Will's got too deep of a voice. Right. That's annoying. It's so fake. Yeah. I've never laughed that hard.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Like anything hardly ever in to do all that in one episode. Unheard of. Could you imagine if a St he was on the show with these guys? I wish I had my stop. Savvy super cut the play over this. I like working. You got my one act. I got the one act and I got the feature and I've gotten a few things. I knew.
Starting point is 01:26:05 All right, I got to get to Stuttering John or people revolt. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yeah, tell people where they can find your show and why they should listen. Well, you should listen because we interview celebrities and we don't just talk about how did you get started? Actually, do the research and come up with some good stuff. And it's fancounters.com.
Starting point is 01:26:26 You can search fancounters anywhere and then I also want to let you know Carl. I just signed on to direct a movie because I'm a filmmaker as well. Oh, sure. And I'm working with the family of Heather Arork from Poltergeist. We are doing a documentary on her life because everybody's getting a documentary these days and I thought I would jump put my hat in the ring. And so that'll come out next year. But we already started filming. So it's been a lot of fun. Fantastic. Nice. Well, thanks again for coming on the show.
Starting point is 01:26:53 And we'll talk to you soon. No, be a stranger. All right. Thanks, Carl. Take care. Nick Bailey, very good. He sent me fucking 30 clips. And I was like, uh-oh. And he did a good job. Yeah. He saw it. He's like, all-oh. And he did a good job. Yeah. He saw it.
Starting point is 01:27:06 He's like, all right, I made my point here. Let's move on. And we do need to move on because. Gakiyah!

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