Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep254 (Part 2) - Sunday Papers

Episode Date: April 18, 2021

Part 2 of this week's podcast starts with Stuttering John's lawsuit against me. Then we discuss Jamar Jones' reaction to our roast of his show. StutJo could learn a lot from this young man. This is part two. We chat about Sunday Papers and Smartless as well as have a conversation with Brent Hatley in part one. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://brenthatley.com/ http://www.fancounters.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and stick up for Nikki B. Bully me, you mother. You know where I live. You know where I hang out at Pickwick pub in Wendland Hills. You want to bully somebody? You come bullying me. We'll see how that works out for you. Stick to me.

Edelgoldstein says, Nikki B were the B stands for Kant. Well, I'll play it my friend. Edelgold see that info. So, John's going, he just explained where he hangs out. He just told everybody and he's telling people to bully him, which I don't know if that's the best move to make. I gotta go.

And then his other moderator is Hockeypock. And he fucking throws him out of the bus. You want a bully showing Hockey Canada 25 bully him. Whoa, he's a guy. He can handle it. Let's meet you and him fight. Yeah, right. I love that he's like, yeah, why don't you fucking

dox Hockeypuck over here? And he's like, what did I do? Why are you doing this to me? Oh, wow. So that was fun. Okay, let's get into the the meat of this episode and this is time to get by some boots to shake in everybody. Another person, I won't mention the person's name, although I know where he lives and I know who he is, has now committed libel and slander against me on his show. I have talked to my attorney, the great Michael

Pope, you, my friend, will be seeing a lawsuit coming down the pike for making up an egregious lie that could hurt me financially by actually having the audacity to lie and say that I was fired from Stephanie Miller because I was a drunk. Why? I've never seen Chris laugh so hard. Also, audacity and root-ness. The guy who spends multiple hours a week drinking live on the internet is upset. All right, sorry, go ahead.

Well, you just give it a lival. Oh yeah, that's right. You'll be hearing from the attorney. I think what producer Chris was laughing at and he goes, I know where you live and I know who you are. Like, I know the exact house. I just don't know which one in the house. Is this person who did this?

Well, he's pro doxing sometimes. Oh, yeah. And so, yeah. Oh, dude, I have a fucking example of that. So this is, he goes on beer on the balcony. And this is Friday night. And he forgot to make it a private video. Of course.

Yeah. So, anyway. So, I'm gonna pause this throughout the clip, but this is just so fucking funny. You know, I get these trolls, like, you know, they try and hate on me for so many things. And I don't really give a shit. Once in a while, you know, Sean will tell me if he,

and he don't even go on there anymore, but if he does, you know, goof on me all you want, but there are certain things that when you say, now the trolls believe me, I'm working on, find them. And believe me, it's coming down. I should know the names of the recent ones by Monday. Wait a second, he doesn't care if you troll him, he can take jokes, it's not a big deal, but he's going to find out your name by Monday. Wait a second. He doesn't care if you troll him. He can take jokes. It's not a big deal, but he's going to find out your name by Monday. Wow. Okay.

Now it goes even further. And do you hear that, Yuri Kremlin, that you, I will know where you live by Monday? Now, correct me if I'm wrong and I am not a attorney. Is that a threat? He's sending merch to them. Oh, baby, he's sending them autographed T-shirts. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't that sound like a threat?

I will find out who you are, and I will find out where you live. What are you gonna do with that information, John? You will find out. Yeah. That at the very least, that's some legal gray area. That's the merrily. It's a merrily.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But especially when, right after he said, I don't care if you troll me I mean pay attention to trolls hockey point of the page after the trolls However, what we are doing is employing a private investigator to find out where you live. Yeah, yeah But he isn't think I don't mind fucking say all this shit you know, okay The fuck and it's so confusing Patrick Michael makes more sense in this guy.

But there are, you know, there are repercussions for when you lie and say things that are not true. For Santa's listening. Say in that, Mike, I can only see my kids with adult supervision. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of my life. Okay, so I'm gonna point something out, John.

And I've never said that. I don't know anything about your family situation. Yeah, but you should have ended that thought right there instead he goes out and say this. I've taken my kids on vacations just me and them everywhere. I see my kids at least once or twice a week, with just me and my kids, but they lie. And then you have this loser in rock.

All right, I'll get back to that. So, Grouch, if someone said to you, you're not even allowed to see your kids. You just go on a sotter a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a... a details, John, it makes you sound like maybe you're guilty. And this is why people troll you. Yeah. And you have this loser in Rochester who decided to finally make the keen mistake by actually say that I was fired from a show which I wasn't for being drunk, which is now a defamation of character. LIBEL and SLAND.

Oh! And guess what, you fuckface? I got enough money to pay attorneys all day and I got good ones. Ah! Ah! Ah! So, another thing is projecting.

He's projected up to be like, you don't have money for attorneys. No, I do have money for attorneys. Who would say a turtiness. No, I do have money for a turtiness. Who would say that? And by the way, I do have money. Got good ones, winning attorneys. So you better save your fucking checkers. They don't just lose.

Some coming after you, you prick. Don't make lies like that. You know why? Because they're untrue. He knows his vocabulary. Yeah, man. I shouldn't make lies they're untrue. He knows his vocabulary. Yeah, man. I shouldn't make lies that are untrue. What? And it's a defamation of character,

and it could affect my work in the future. And those are the damages. Because if you hurt me from getting hired because you're fucking lying, you got a problem. And I look forward to that case. Me too, buddy. Yeah, we all do. We all do. Okay, so that was from Friday night. Hold. Skip back to Tuesday. I know. Man, skip back to Tuesday. But he doesn't care. He doesn't. Well, you know, he was waiting for me to slip up. Oh He could say that was the key mistake. Yeah, he lay it on a trap. He's playing 40 checks

Sure is First I took down the doughtard We've underestimated this man producer Chris. He underestimated him quick abort hidden jacked Well, he does have your number. You are a fuckface. Uh, fair enough. I quit Stephanie Miller. That's the first thing. I quit. I wasn't fired. I was never fired.

So I am going to clear the air on this. I do have clips of him explaining what happened with Stephanie Miller. In fact, John's bony arms on Twitter sent me the June 25th, 2019 episode where he talks all about the Stephanie Miller show. So we'll get to the bottom of this. We'll figure out what actually happened

because what I said was not correct. Secondly, I have never, ever, drank, ever on the job. I have never, ever, drank, goes on for a while. He's talking about specifically in episode 252, the curse of Silverthorn. Now I have since edited this out of the show because if I've said something that's incorrect and it could cause, all right,

wouldn't want that to still be on the show. No! Oh, sorry. However, I was joking, it was a joke. This is a comedy show where we tell jokes about public people and this is proof that it was a joke. By you saying that, you admitted before you said it that it was libelous and slanderous,

yet you still said it. And now I have tape of it. And you are going to get sued. And you don't even think it's not going to happen. And don't think I don't have the money to make that happen because you're very wrong when it comes to that Can't with this bullshit, dude you can't pay your gas bill You're begging people online for single dollar you are borrowing your neighbor's Wi-Fi You're upset that you two can't send you your neighbor's Wi-Fi. You're upset that YouTube can't send you $15 twice a month.

You can't flush your toilet. You don't flush your fucking toilet for God's sake. So the fact that I... He goes, he even admitted it was libel and slander. I know the definitions of libel and slander. So the fact that I set up the joke with, I don't want to be libelist or slanderist, but blah, blah, blah, blah,

proves that it was a joke. That's how you know it's a joke because it means a lie. And I know that it would have been slander, not libel. You fucking moron, figure it out. You're still no other difference. Asking your attorney. He'll charge you a certain amount of money to return your email, but you got it.

Yeah. Yeah. So how do you set up a joke? I know. This is lost at him. I don't do a political show, asshole. This is a comedy show where we goof fight people. Anyway, let's get back to this. All you know is the bullshit that you want us view and the hatred that you want us view. But now it's going to bite you in the ass because now I got you. You said something that I don't mind. You could goof on my stuttering.

Goof on that at one time in my life. I had cockroaches to probably one of the box. Oh my god. You can goof on those things at one time and then you got crutches. Can I just point out so he keeps using the word hatred. Yes. When you listen to WATA-T-P, it's as old as laughing. When you listen to his show, it is pure hatred. He's like, accusing you of being full of hate in his whole show as fuck this motherfucker. I'm gonna sue the fuck out of him.

That son of a bitch. Well, good point. I have been called a smile talker. So there's not a lot of hatred going out over here. Also, he pretends that we're goofing on him for his stutter. Yeah, no, no. We're goofing on him for being a talentless hack. Yeah.

And when we first goofed on him, he wanted to sue us then and his co-host Royce was like, well, there are a lot of play clips. They can't play clips on my show. Meanwhile, he's playing clips of the Howard Stern show. And he thinks he has the right to do it. But we don't have the right to do it. I think what he's upset about is that he has zero talent

and this Mr. McGuing into lucrative jobs has ended for him. Yeah. I think that's what the problem actually is. Yeah, of course. We know, but we make fun of your stutter and that's not the made fucking factor. Yeah, that's not our made focus for this stuff. All right.

You think you can get away with that? Without having legal ramifications, you're out of your fucking mind. So just keep in mind, it's coming down the pike. Holy shit, this guy. He's so angry. Yeah, it's unbelievable. So what a hatred there.

All right, let's see what else he says. And you know who you are. And that better, that show better get deleted immediately, immediately, because I know you're watching. And believe me, Michael Polpock has the tape. We know it. Then what's the difference? Yeah.

And he's the one who said, yep, you could sue. You could sue. Oh, the turn he said you could sue. You could sue. Oh, an attorney said you could sue. That's like asking your dentist, hey, should I get, uh, yeah. Check his up fillings. Yeah, can I get some implants? Caps.

Shall I buy wisdom teeth removed? Yes, yes, you should. Thank you for asking. Yes, can we sue this guy? Yeah, I'm going to charge you whether we win or not. I'm a professional sewer. Yes, that's what I do for Olivia Cards. I would be more than happy to see this person for this. All right.

So let's find out why what I did was so egregious. When you lie about somebody's work ethic and call them a drunk and say that is why they get fired when it is a hundred percent false. You my friend have committed a crime and the crime is you've slandered you've libeled me you lied about me and my work ethic And if any Hey, I know you have a lot of patreon followers Maybe some of them could be employers future employers. I don't know So his argument is

Here's my resume there could be an executive from Netflix who follows us on Patreon. Yeah. And he won't get the job because I lied about him. Not because he's proven to have zero talent. And every clip I played is proven to be a zero talent. That wouldn't be the reason. Not because on his resume,

it says he has experience with cool edit pro. That's the way he's not getting a job. It's because I won 70 feet. He drinks a lot. Yeah. Is that the fucking dumbest thing you've ever heard? I mean, anyone that would be interested in hiring him puts his name in Google.

Anywhere they look is him just being terrible at whatever he's trying to do, whether it's telling jokes on Twitter, making videos, podcasts, etc. Like, we're the ones talking about you John And we're the only ones I know even in his own chat room no one's talking about John They're like how do each other yeah no shit. This is funny because this is pretty much him saying my mom said You're not a good friend You know what my attorney Called a moon Where I am a son.

I admit my own light. Your light has to be taken from me. You receive your light from me because just like any troll, their moons, their moons, because they don't, they don't have the talent to admit their own light. They have to get it from others. You know, talking about your ass. because they don't, they don't have the talent to admit their own like, they have to get it from others. You know, talking about your ass. You know, if a accountant said, my accountant said that I'm like rubber and he's like, so whatever he says, I fucking love this, don't any, John, is frozen at the mouth,

yelling and they're going on about love and life. Nothing's on their life. I'm a son of a cap, we're in this among the fucking world. John is is frozen at the mouth yelling and they're going on about love and life Son of a happy this among the fucking world dude. He's so talented. He does a show three days a week where he Bashes the guy who's no longer the president with other people who are deranged is the only way he's able to get viewers out His show and yet he's the talented one. Yeah, congratulations John and Let's see what's gonna happen with this lawsuit, guys? So you mocked my words, brother. Coming down to Pike. Have your address.

Talk to my attorney at length. Send that him the retainer. And we're going after you. Yup. The reason you committed a libeless and slanderous thing against me. And you will be punished. And I will win. Oh, I will win.

Trust me. Who mentions in their threat to sue you that they will be paying the retainer of their attorney? Yeah. I've ever said that before. Look out. I'm going to pay his retainer this time. Yeah, that was the key right there. He told me I was gonna win and then he gave me a bill.

Yes, correct. Yeah, he buttered you up and then charged you for the privilege. So, congratulations. John used to have an attorney named Vince who was a co-host on a show for a little while. I've been in contact with Vince. We're gonna do a show this week. I'm gonna have a little video chat with Ben Selle.

A bonus show? Yeah. I'll put it out there for free. Oh, okay. I want everyone to see it. But yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, that's funny. Just get his take.

So it's on the Patreon for everyone to see. Just to get his take on all of this. Now, I do want to say John or Hockey puck or Nikki Hovers listening to this. I know that you're a fan of Star Wars so I will say if you strike me down John I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Go ahead and look up Maddox versus Dick Masterson, the original lawsuit from the internet. See what happens when a public figure tries to bring a lawsuit against someone for talking shit about them. It does not go well You will lose money and I will gain notoriety. I got emails from radio ink coming into my inbox asking about this lawsuit already

This is going to be a much bigger deal than you want it to be because everyone's gonna be like What's this who are these podcasts show? Why what are they saying? Oh, they're saying John to buffoon? I might want to check this out What? Why are you drawing so much attention to us, John? Yeah. Anyway, go ahead and serve it because I haven't talked to you about attorney about this and this is probably a really bad idea, but I did look up the definition of defamation when you have a public figure involved in it. Three things have to be proven. And this is all on John and his attorney to do this. Yeah. One is that what was said or written was false.

So I said he was fired. I said he was fired for drinking. That is false. It was a joke. But okay, they got that. The second is the person who wrote or spoke falsehoods against you did it with intention of harm Unlike you John. I do a comedy show. I was making a joke There is no intention of harm I want you to get employed because that's how I make my living when you have a show Do you not understand that? Patrick Michael you just want me to quit no I don't want anyone to quit who I make fun of I'm'm glad Brett Hattley is doing a new show. Like keep it going, keep the content coming people.

And who talks about you more than WATP? Right, that would be suicide. Yeah. That'd be suicide. I'd be throwing out the baby with the bath water. If I was like, I want to shout out the internet. That'd be stupid. Yeah.

Makes no sense at all. And then the final thing, the third thing, they must prove that harm was actually occurred. So this will be impossible because it's not like Jon was getting hired by all these media companies. Yeah. You know, CNN was banging on his door to be a correspondent and then they heard W-A-T-P. And now they want nothing to do with it. You hurt my feelings. Well, you told the joke that he used to drink 15 years ago.

Currently, he does a show where he drinks live on the internet. You can watch him get fucking plastered every single week. I know. I know, Chad. Oh, Johnny. So then he has Brent out of the show and he tells Brent that he's saying, me, and I don't mind people hating on me. But what I do mind is when they say things that are a defamation of

character. And that's when I get my lawyer involved. And people think, oh, John doesn't have money to look. Yes, I do. I have plenty of money to freaking defend defend my rights and my name. And when you're going to start making a bullshit, then, you know, and that's one of the shows that you're doing it coming up. I'm surprised you're doing it because the guys are real douche. Well, we had Brent on the show. He was awesome. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, we used to have a channel, well, we have a channel with this core dedicated to Brent. I have a feeling that's going to go away.

This is what you should have done years ago. Yeah. When I invited you on the show, it's come on. Show that you have such a humor about yourself. And we could have figured this all out, but you're fucking more on. Yeah, you can't figure it out. Not that I know, starting John or I've ever met him, but I know him. And I've worked with him and I've had him in my family. When that, when that microphone turns off, he sounds the same.

He's still, he's keeps saying the same things over and over again. He's been saying that all day to his cold, empty, lifeless apartment. He'll be saying that later on tonight to his fucking pile of empty beer cans. He'll be telling the dead hooker in his bathtub. Oh, that's defamation. I've never killed a hooker. You need to find a way to hate without defamation of care. You're right.

Yeah. Oh, that was a joke. I don't think there's a dead hooker in jobs apartment. John couldn't attract a hooker. He'd be embarrassed to show a hooker as a part of it. No, he wouldn't. All right, let's rewind back to June 25th, 2019, when the Stuttering John show with his co-host Royce,

were talking about Stephanie Miller. Yeah. And the following out they had, I pulled this clip just so I found it interesting. John has talked about what a toxic work environment it was at Howard Stern and how Howard Stern was a terrible person, worse than Ellen DeGeneres. He told him that he should abort his first child.

Oh my God, are you serious? That things that did Howard Stern said to John were brutal. And then he says this. Well now she was just, you know, I gotta say, the most difficult boss out of all the bosses I ever had, not Howard Stern, not Jack Cohen, the head writer of the Tenantials, certainly not Jaila. I know he was, you know, he was the best boss ever.

The most difficult boss I've ever had in my life, what Stephanie Miller. I know this is gonna get John Feekel saying, is gonna, is Inca gonna wanna hear this and, you know, house sparks wouldn't give a shit But she was so crazy Okay crazy now we got to get to the bottom because I in my joke I said he was fired he quit. Yeah, he was not fired and let's figure out why he quit. I'm gonna go through four things

They got him to quit. Okay So he's talking about to go through four things that got him to quit. Okay. So he's talking about emails that would come into the show, the Stephanie Miller would get about John's on-air performance. Okay. Okay. 25 emails.

Some of them duplicates or some from the same people. So it's like 10 people saying that I sucked on the air on the 70 mil show and she would give them to me and say try and improve And I would just be like are you fucking kidding me? John that means she agreed. Yeah, that means she agreed with the emails and was trying to give you some advice And how you could be better. Yeah, because Royce after that goes. Oh, you're the listen You're gonna let's take notes from the listeners like like no, no, the host gave you that note. Yep.

The host forwarded that note to you because they thought it was important that you read that and process that, that wasn't an accident. So the host Stephanie Miller didn't think he was good on air. All right, what else was he bad at? And what I print out her prep,

she would go, don't print out these pictures. You know, and I'm like, well, you know, the pictures are visually aid for this stuff. You know, like you need it kind of, you could show it a picture. Sure. And she'd get mad, you know, and I'm like, why, you know, the pictures are visually for this stuff, you know, like you need it kind of, you can show the picture. Sure. And she get mad, you know, and then if like it printed and there would be like one paper that didn't get anything, like an extra page printed,

why are you fucking this print the rope? Like it all crazy. So he wasn't able to print the prop correctly. And if I'm understanding this and I'm making this up based on what I've just heard, I'm guessing John is printing web pages. Yeah. That are formatted, not for a printer.

Correct. So you got these images and these banner ads and all this fucking nonsense and it's hard to read and it's cut off and you got to pull out the next sheet. Instead of copying the article and then putting that in a document that you can print easily or there could be on a lot of these sites print this article functions.

Yeah. They'll pull out a PDF very easily for you. You've got a boss who's an on-air personality, they need text formatted a certain way to operate on the air, you know what I mean? Your job as a producer is to provide it in that format. And let's say, let's say Stephanie's an idiot, and she should have had these images.

She didn't want them. She was giving you notes on what she wanted. This is the way she operates, you work for her. Yeah, all right, let's see what else. You know, like, you know, she took giving you notes on what she wanted. This is the way she operates. You work for her. Yeah. All right. Let's see what else. You know, like, you know, she took me off the board and the board was difficult because it was like, it's not like a regular radio board.

It's like, she's got like two different, she has serious and then she's got some paid stations and you have to hit a button and then three seconds later hit another button, then you got to do the research, then you got to work the, all the commercials. It was a lot of fucking, you know, juggling, you know. All right. So so far, he's been fired from being on air. Yeah.

He's been fired from doing prep. Yeah. He's been fired from working the board. Yeah, which he cannot do. What a minute. He can't handle. What else? And then I was just producer and then she started getting irritated, you know, by my talking.

So then she, then I was just doing her happy hour show, booking a guest. And then I booked her a name she didn't know who's a famous person. And I booked, um, fuck, I'm gonna blank. Uh, uh, uh, Goselle Al Green who has a billion YouTube downloads has millions of Twitter followers, millions of YouTube subscribers and Stephanie was like, who the fuck is Vanessa Rumbles? I mean, I mean, I have Vanessa Rumbles. Who the fuck is Glow's Al Green? I don't know this person. Why are you booking it? I go, Stephanie, I quit. I'm done.

So every job she gave you, you failed at. Yeah. But you quit. Okay. All right. Listen, I quit, I'm done. So every job she gave you, you failed at. Yeah. But you quit. Okay. All right, listen, I agree. I wasn't there. Just as he quit, he quit. I'm just saying she didn't like anything that he did. Yeah, every job she gave him, he failed at. Imagine someone's describing their job to you and they're like, and my boss kept giving me less

and less and less responsibility every time. I'm like, well, yeah. She was trying to figure out a way to use you. And you couldn't do anything that she needed. Couldn't fucking hack it. All right. I want to back up real quick to this Brent Hattley interview that he did, because John's insecurity shines through in the questions that he asks. Yeah, Brent like this. Well, this is a lot of fun, Brent. I didn't know what to expect because, you know,

I get so many trolls and I'm like, all right, is this gonna be where he's gonna come on and go fuck you, John, you asshole. He thought his guess is gonna come on and tell me, start. Could you imagine being that insecure? Like if Nick Bailey would come on, just like, yeah, I don't even care about smartness.

Kyle, you fucking suck in your chav, go fuck yourself. yeah, I don't care about sparkles. Oh you fucking sucking your chav go fucking self I don't even consider that Chess on John thinking I guess might tell me I suck it shit That's really telling it is isn't it that's like he sits down at a first date and is like I'm so amazing Showed off. I thought you're gonna stand me up and then I am a major you know You never Google celery John's feet picked it you Cuz I've trimmed my toe Nelson's fan. Yeah, and I can afford this meal. Yeah, I can afford red lobster I think I think thought you that you would be able to afford I can't yeah, but no appetizers That's on you

But no appetizers That's on you This guy's the buzz I can't wait for this lawsuit. I'm gonna be like fucking open with a zoom recorder in the courtroom. Yeah producer Chris will be next to me I'm wearing on the table. What are they just saying? Oh god, can we get more drinks over here? Pretty sick grins is over there's another round We got to do a show to kill every time he stutters. Oh

wasted So then our friends over a sketchy press head Brent Hattly on and sketchy process talking to Brent about how we supposed to go on Sketchy Press had Brent Hattly on. And Sketchy Press is talking to Brent about how he's supposed to go on Sudden John show. And there was a little bit of a confusion with that. And so you haven't known Sudden John yet, that's later. No, that's later.

He confused a specific time with Eastern time. I'm not a shocker. He's still doing that. Yeah, he's two years ago. We were making fun of him. I don't even play every time that this happens. It happens all the time. He thinks that everybody lives in LA.

And if you don't, that's on you. Like, how did you not know that noon my time is three-year time? How did you not know that? What? Fucking idiot. Isn't that great? Dude, how many times?

So many times. How many fucking times? How many times so many times how many he doesn't learn Jesus Christ he does not learn uh so then sketchy talks to him about how john's going after us I I guess on a previous episode episode Carl on watt said I guess Said that uh john was fired from some show and I according to john what he said, he was saying that Carl said he was fired for quote being a drunk.

And so he's gonna sue him for defamation or something. But I think John actually verbally said that about you. He did. He did. He did. I mean, he had a drunk part. But. Yeah.

How funny is that, John goes, Brett said that he quit, but he was fired. Jot said that about Brett Hattley. And now he's pissing me for saying that he was fired and didn't quit. Is that amazing? Yeah, he's always got one finger point now, and those three fingers pointed right back at him. Yeah, that's right.

My attorney told me that when you judge others, those in class houses should not be throwing rocks Okay, this guy's the best This is a two-parter today You know what I made yeah this this whole I I don't know if you can sue me every month, but it'd be nice. Yeah Really working out very well for us and I do appreciate that.

Oh, shit, we haven't talked about Jemar Jones yet. Holy shit, there's a lot to talk about. So starting off with our buddy Adam Thoreau, he wrote a press house coffee jingle in the style of Jemar Jones, of Jemar Malade. And that sounds a little bit like this. W-A-T-P-W-A-G-V-W-A-G-V-W-A-G-V-A-G-V-W-A-G-V-G-V-W-A-G-V-G-V-W-A-G-V-G-V-W-A-G-V-G-V-W-A-G-V-G-V-G-V-W-A-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-V-G-G-V-G-V-G-V- Coffee, beer, rest house expertly Rost their coffees To order the make your mouth water Buy some early bird if you like chicken tits

Buy some tavern blend if you like cow We'll figure out whose team Casey or Team Vic This is the only way how How? Pro-Moco W-A-T-P-W-W-W-W-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D-P-D- Vic's in a slight lead right now. Ooh, there's a lot of people keeping score. Yeah. I'm like the cow and chicken debate as you know. So our buddy, Jamar just dropped a new episode called, who are these podcasts, Dunmy Dirty? Oh. And he comes out and says this.

There was a lot said and they had a lot to say. And you know, multiple will be upset, but they are hilarious. Like I truly enjoyed their podcast. Um, they had a lot of things to say about me and they, they they did, they did me dirty. They really did. But you know what, they were right about a lot of things. Is that the exact way you thought you were to respond to this? Oh, I love it. Yes. I love him even more. I know he's such a sweet heart. And he comes down and he's like, hey, they goofed on me.

What are you going to do? Yeah. It was funny. It was a good show. He was so happy about this. Now, I encourage everyone to go check out this episode. It's 38 minutes long. He repeats himself way too much.

It could have been five minutes to get all of his points out. But I just have a few clips that I want to play from this show. Some of the things they said could have seemed like it was hard for, but honestly, their channel is meant to be like roasting and whatnot. It's hilarious. They were funny. So if y'all can't take what they say, maybe y'all don't need to be in this business, I'm just saying it. How does he get this so well? Hey, no. And professional comedians and broadcasters don't. I hit someone around here, Jamar Mawhasut. Chico Ruiz.

So I know this guy is literally calling out Centering John. I have this show. He's like, you know, if you don't like any made fun of him for putting your show on the internet, don't put your show on the internet. Yeah. Don't put your shitty show. Yeah. Thank you, Jamar.

Thank you for understanding how this works. He goes on. I can deal with this. I don't mind. You got to have fingers. Like I said, you got to have thicker skin. Like you can't let everything get to you. Everything is not serious. Yes, everything is not serious. Correct. People make jokes on of the internet, and sometimes you're the bottom of the joke. That's how this works. And a lot of people listen to our criticism

and actually learn from it. And I'm gonna take the comments that gave me, and you know, I'm gonna actually use them because they really made some good comments, and some things that I didn't see myself So he explains some of the things that we talked about He's gonna use to make a show better and he appreciates that we told him these things The thing that he keyed in on a little bit too much was how I goofed out his spelling and grammar

Like I should have been checking my spelling and grammar. I really should have But did I? No. Yeah. He's adorable. So it wasn't really the misspellings on the show descriptions that was the biggest problem. But all right, that's one of the things it's take away.

Now, what's crazy is he talks about how much we praised his music. And this is, he's very excited about this. So it really made me happy. And I would, what I really enjoy from Daeris Ew is they loved my music. Okay, this is true. Yeah. We did love your music.

But then he thinks that he's on like VH1 behind the music and he starts explaining how he writes music, what the topics he writes are. Uh-oh. Yeah, I know. He starts to get a little bit of a big head of you. Now he's Patrick Michael. And he starts to get a little bit bigger.

Because music just pops in my head, you guys. I listen to music and just, I can walk down the street or just say, I'm walking through the park. I like to go and walks, you know? Well, you don't know, but now, you know. I like to go on walks and just walking down the street and walking through the park. I'll just have a song

just randomly popping my head. I see a blue jay. I'm like blue jays, a white flying, flying so high. You can see them soaring through the sky. Boo! All right, and I'm a singing board. I'm thinking, hey, look at that dog. I know. I said, he's got a little bit of a big hat there because we said that we like this music.

Now, we did say we loved Granny's food. Yeah. And again, he's taking victory laps over this. The top of my grandmother's cooking and incorporate that into the song. I thought it'd be a really catchy hook. And it is. He's just crazy.

Oh, right. Guys, Grammy's a great into your Grammy, dad. Wow. So Jamar does get W-A-T-P and here's proof. And it's a very tech um, tech-no song. Uh, cause I like the dabble and different genres. Oh, he's a dabble! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah episode with Jen from the Jingles Department. And she says she would love to collab on some jingles with Jamar Malade.

So Jamar Jones, let's make that happen, my friend. You were fantastic. We love talking about you and you had the exact right response, which is impressive, young man. Yeah. We do appreciate that. How about a song about WATP from JMR?

If he's listening. That'd be great. Instead of blue jays in the sky. Well, we'll take that too Do you know the blue jays fly when they're in the sky and they go so high? Honey come up with this shit. Oh Holy mother fuck. What have we talked about today? We talked about Sunday papers. Yes. With a guy I was introduced to, might give him to sucks.

Yeah. Sucks the podcasting. He should be embarrassed. Yeah. Try harder. Yeah. We talked to Brent Hattley. Yeah.

Brent Hattley was great. Detroit gave us a cringe of the week. Smart list with Nick Bailey from Fan Encounters podcast. He was great. Suddening John is suing me. It's coming down the week. Smart list with Nick Bailey from Fan Encounters podcast. He was great. Sudden John is suing me. It's coming down the pike. Yeah, you mentioned that I think. It's a mark Jones. Loved that review and it's very excited that a show is big as ours. Recognized him. Adam Thorough camp with an amazing press house copy. Jingle. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show

All right, this is a clip of a show that we'll be reviewing on next week's w-a-t-p Not that a man would be just talking about celery jaddle We'll put like three clips of this show and we get right back to the lawsuit job. Hello and welcome to an exciting called you. That's a formal there. Sorry. Charlie Roxberg. I do it myself and it's because of my primary elementary school teachers. They told me you got a right- your name out Charles. Don't write Charlie.

And I try to live up to that still to this day. That's how the show started. This is a show called Moturn Media Informers. Podcasts. It was a suggestion from our friend PJ Filiam. It's one hell of a title. It is. So that's the show we'll be reviewing on next week's W ATP Crows. Thank you so much for coming up the show. Is there anything that you would like to plug? I got two plugs today. So I am executive producing a brand new show.

I'm so excited to sneak preview it for you guys today. Oh, great. The show was called Behind the Smile Talk. Carl? Wearing a black shirt, not unlike some fascia stormtrooper uniform, stood in the back of a black Mercedes, Hitler's favorite car, but his right arm outstretched.

Those not getting the picture were helped out by the headline above the photo. Sadies, Hitler's favorite car, with his right arm outstretched. Those not getting the picture were helped out by the headline above the photo, Hyle and Farewell. Today, it's easy to dismiss those fascist lines as the ramblings of a man in the grip of a crippling cocaine psychosis. Carl, himself, would admit as much in later years and show deep remorse for his quotes. I was out of my mind totally, completely crazed, he would say. There's nothing to suggest that Carl ever agreed with Hitler politically or endorsed

the crimes of the Third Reich in any way. His interest, as he would later explain, was quote, in mythology about the Arthurian period, about the magical side of the whole Nazi campaign. So look for that where you enjoy podcasts. Oh, you're gonna put that out? That libel and that slender? Get ready for a defamation suit because all I gotta do is pay this retainer! I'm looking forward to it. And ever being the subreddit later, my name is Brent's Wife's Camelto.

He did say that today. Girls, thank you so much for coming. And we're gonna do some reviews and some voice mail after this, but please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out what's a for a Hordeley's podcast, sleep well, every pony.

Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get out and show these folks. That's for us. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. That's the rose. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

Park you. Thanks a lot, Carl. That's a lot, Carl. You got the big brain on the plate. Yeah. That's the way you go. There were no laughs. You're gonna be around. Ah!

I can't fucking take it. Ahhhhh! I can't fucking take it! Drop! I, you know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Suburring at news.

Shurades of Shigrin writes, this is an episode that stands out to me and I'll probably listen to to again. Get Jamar Malay down the show. Review Zumaak's podcast, Don't Let Port Hattrick convinced you to fuck his ugly wife next week. East Stand 1982, Black Trick Michael was fucking great. He's like the complete opposite to Patrick.

Actually talented at music, insanely happy instead of furious about everything, that grandma song was fucking amazing. David with a 3 says, Jamar is the Mozart to Sheamus's salieri, fat ass tight pants, oh shit. Patrick Michael just got on the daest.

Carl, the goat, and Zane all killed it this week. Can't wait for next week's train wreck. A look here man posts, posts. Impressive, Kunari buffunari voice from Eric Zane. I could almost picture him wearing white gloves holding the banjo. Poorly taxidermied fox proclaims. Friendship ended with Patrick Michael. Now Jamar Jones is my best friend. VIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIV His car is son from another boyfriend that stayed too long. And through some Indiana trailer park voodoo, he and Patrick Michael are forever connected.

Ralph Mollman Mellish threatens. Black Trick Michael co-hosts are all round up votes for Vinnie and every creep off. Edgene's stress ball opines. Looks like Carl just found a new recurring target. It's about time, because the SJ and OP stuff is getting stale, but charades of chagrin asserts, no one has anything. MUSIC

Mama has a cow. That was proud. You didn't care how. MUSIC Cow. MUSIC How? Cheeky? How? Cheeky? Cheeky?

How? Cheeky? Cheeky? Cheeky? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi Casey. Hey Carl. Whoa! Hi, energy Casey today. Woo! Nice! I like it. I'm trying my best.

You're killing it. How have you been, Casey? I'm touching them now. Oh, I think you already know how I am, Carl. I know you don't know how to be a guest on a podcast. I'm not a guest. I'm not a guest. I'm not a guest. I'm not a guest. I know you don't know how to be a guest on a podcast.

Casey, why don't you start drinking again? Yeah. Oh no, I'm high as fuck. I reviewed high-class models of those. I'm gonna drink last night. I felt like shit. You had a drink last night? Had a 3% ABV kombucha. Yeah. And even that was too much alcohol.

Yeah, that does sound like a lot. Yeah, wow. 3% yeah, I know, crazy. So just math today, that's it? Yeah. Sounds about right? Yeah, wow. Three percent, yeah, I know crazy. So just math today, that's it? Yeah. Sounds about right. Good idea.

We have any new reviews? Yeah, we do. We have quite a few, first, quote, Michael in the discord wants to know if you have cute thighs. He was asking for a friend. Michael wanted to know. I was supposed to see him up close. He can tell you.

I bet they're really cute. All right. So this first one is from Saturday. So let me know if Vicarity read it. Must revisit the Alex Jones episode. You got you guys did say leave you a shit review and to also bad mouth the show with two O's and four W's. I love the Alex Jones show and you guys had me crying. It's too funny. While listening, however, I noticed some weird things.

I'll know how dramatic he can be. I think if you were to simply revisit the topics that you guys touched on and called him crazy for saying, you can draw the parallels to how much of it actually was true. Two years later, love the show, w-a-t-p-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e. W-A-T-P Anthony Cumin. He sent me here. You're saying the Alex Jones fans viewed a bunch of connections between events that maybe weren't necessarily that? This is my target demo. Oh, yeah, all right. We want more of these people listening to the show.

Please welcome all the Alex Jones fans. Come on, come on. Let's talk more lizard beast. Let's go. You might want to clarify what you mean by leaving a shitty review because they left you a one star review. Oh, I didn't quite understand the concept. Apparently not.

They're saying that Alex Jones fans might not be so bright. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. I'm not saying that. That might be slander. Of course. My goal is to have everyone who ever touches this show and ever wants to get stuck.

They'll never find me. Fair enough. I'm anonymous. All right. Next one. This is very interesting. I had a she-shared liver to her house. So I'll find you. All right, next one. This is very short. I had a she-shers deliver to her house, so.

You're fine, yeah. You're fine. You have my address. Okay, next one. Very short, very sweet. Almost as bad as Ted Cruz. Title says it all. That's gotta be a five style, right?

No, that's a one star of you. Oh, there's fun. Oh, well, it's so fun. It is so fun. All right, next one, hard pass. Gave the show about eight minutes of my time. They misnamed a host that clearly states their name at the top of their show and exhibit

no real understanding of the show's format, covering the show in about a week's time that you have no actual basis of, doesn't give even a remote concept of what it's like throughout their hundreds of episodes, especially when the hosts are as annoying and ignorant as they come. No thanks, I'll just listen to about anyone else for two to three hours. That's a good point. From now on, we're only going to listen to the entire back catalog of every podcast review. Yep. Good idea.

We have very thorough research. All right. Next one. She's tucking her in out. What did you do last week? I'm a little behind. You got a lot of negative reviews. What? Last week's show was very well received. I don't know, whatever. Sad?

Whoa, white dudes in Satanism? What's the catch? What's that to like? Yeah. That's a one-star review. I don't really understand the point they're trying to make. I don't understand that way either. Cheese, low-wiz. All right, I got three more. Jesus, all right, let's go. You're doing it, Bobo. I got three more. Jesus, all right, let's go. You're doing it, Bobo. Good job, Bobo, Karlan.

Still the same obnoxiously loud Bobo, we owe an A-Fans have grown to love over the years. His obsession for ants acceptance is stronger than ever. I hope next time he's on the AC show, Ant will finally let poor Karl, I mean Bobo, sit on his lap and push all the fancy buttons. In the meantime, I hope everyone enjoys the sound of this millhouse looking trainable, eating loose change and petting his dog.

Mr. Malu Yens, way too hard, all while pretending to be a great philosopher. A true Carl's skin marks, if you will. Here's five stars, because I heard retards like shiny things. Thank you for taking my call. I'll hang up now and listen. PS, can't wait to hear Sandy Kane read this on the next show. Yours truly Steve from Yellowstone. Thank you Steve from Yellowstone and I will tell you my friend. I have met Bobo in person and I couldn't be more proud of that event when he blew me off. And I was looking at what nothing to do with me. Anyway, those were all hoping Anthony references. In case anyone lost. All right. Yeah. All right. Next one. Carl. Bad needs more and words. Okay. Let me write this note down. Yeah, all right.

Need more. All right. Got it. Let me start. That was it's got to be a five star. It's four stars. Jesus. I just couldn't get that in my words. Yeah. He's like this room for a broom. And I guess he's right. Or she. Yeah. Or she. You never know. You never know. Carl. Don't assume. All right. Last one. This one's about me and Jamar Malade, I think. Talk slower. Jamar Malade and what's her name? This is going to be back to the date of October.

Andy would be Jimmy because Andy probably picks up truck stop trannies too. I think that is probably okay. I wouldn't. That's just because I'm afraid of HIV. I'm worried that what's her name is slipping away from the show Carl. She'll be taking more time off to canoe and before you know it, no more boobs. You'll have to do something, Carl. This barge calendar got W-A-T-P is never going to work with Jess Vic. I agree. She's back, everybody.

Yeah. That was a five-star review. You have fans when you're out canoeing, they miss you. That's true. I'm so sorry. I got a shits on a brain sense. I was just on a voice. Are we ready to go to voicemails? I mean are we ever really sorry? What was that? The crows was interrupting you

I don't have anything else be your default. Let's listen to some voicemails together. Shall we? Yes, I actually did some production on this one because this guy called him three times in a row And I put it all together into one night clip because I thought that was funny Britain Hadley's wife and Vic both are disgusting women who get I'm gonna try this again Britain Hadley's wife and Vic both are disgusting women who talk about disgusting things and are not hot at all, but rather disgusting. Yet only one of those has... Oh my god, one more time.

It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. And thick. Both disgusting women who look disgusting and do disgusting things yet only one of those women is hawing her so hot on wattp's patreon. Carl you need to get some some taste. Either think the both of them are hot which they aren't or dump they can entirely All right, come back great boys, pal sir Yeah, it's like I'm so long to get it out and then when he got it out it made no fucking sense Don't listen to crows call back anytime. Yeah call back a lot actually back as much as he'd like

Here this guy tries to sing the Jamar anchor jingle. Remember that when Jamar sang his own advertisement? Hey Carl, good job, Changman. I just can't get something out of my head. Download anchor and you will see. It's best to have for you and me to get our voices out there so we can be hoos.

Let the opinion be he around the world. Yeah, download the anchor app is free. So this guy called him right after that. I said, don't play that last one. What? So what did you do? I just played it. Here's another guy who called in multiple times and I pulled it all together.

I was doing production on the voice mouse for once. Hey Carl, it's your pal West Coast Scott, aka Pide Scott here. I hate to do this to you but I am a loyal servant in the E-Rock Army, and they have sent me to E-Rock you. So you've been E-Rock Army, baby. E-Rock Army, **** up. E-Rock, E-Rock, E-Rock, E-Rock, E-Rock, E-Rock, E-Rock, E-! Hey, Carl. It's your pal, West Coast Scott here, aka Pide-A Scott. I need to apologize for my earlier call. We had a little bit of a miscommunication over here in the Iraq Army. You were not the intended target of the E-rocking.

I apologize, but I rescind the E-rocking that I issued earlier. So, sorry about that. I hope it wasn't too much of an inconvenience for you and love the show. I guarantee that guy has burned the cross on the wrong family's lawn. And burned an apology that I had along. Shut up and son. I'm sorry. Wait, this isn't the pickle stain residents? Are you sure Miller? I apologize, Mr. Miller. And multiple people call in and tell them I needed to apologize to Eric Zane for calling him out on the Cosby Kids thing with bad

Albert. I apologize to him the next morning at 930 Y was editing the show but I'm a fucking idiot and then I'm getting tons of Hey, this is Carl from where the fuck you are. Shit. Hey, this is Jake from Stay Farm. Squirt is not pee. Squirt is squirt. I don't know where Vic got her facts from, but squirt is squirt. Like, it tastes like nothing. Tell her to go find a new pussy doctor, or something like that.

I will die on this hill. Squirt is squirt. So you know who agrees with this gentleman, this fine gentleman we called in. He's our friend, Dr. Steve. And I did retweet an article that he put out about this. And I'm excited to say Dr. she was coming on the show next week. He's going to join us for a segment.

And I'm sure we'll get into it. What Squirt is because Vic claimed on last week's episode, let me get Casey caught up. Vic claimed that the one time she squirted was when she didn't empty her bladder before sex. And then she peed all over the guy that she was having a relationship with. Just saying. Casey, what's your take on this? And she peed all over the guy that she was having a relationship with. Do you sing?

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Well, I didn't really get much farther than that. I was watching the show all night in my head, as I said, and I don't even remember what it was about. It's a crazy show. I know you like to make fun of radio people. It's cool. I like it. But, you know Well, I don't know what my point was Well call me back. Okay, that's a good way smell Pret boy Rick got into the show. What's he up to? Ayo this voice message is for Andy the ghost who pointed out that when you're talking about MTV shows The only one that matters is a challenge and I'm glad that's the first thing he thought of because again, much like Johnny bananas, he's a goat. Andy keep doing all your stuff. You're fucking awesome. Fuck you, Carl. Fuck everybody else.

Call me back for a play workout. I take issue with that. The state. That was the show on MTV that mattered. Not this fucking road rules bullshit get out of here with that Fuck you. I'm not calling it back. Was he calling Andy the ghost? Yeah? The guy was clearly confused girl All right cripple Jesus. Oh, what's up CJ? Hey caro CJ That everything Alright, cripple Jesus. What's up CJ? Hey Carl, it's CJ. That erud thing, guys. That you had on the podcast season, absolutely retired. Michigan has been the most lockdown state. And the whole entire country, I can't even go to my poker rooms.

I can't go to any of my city bars. And we still have the highest cases. I can't imagine something for that Jim Carey looking at the bitch that is our governor. And yeah, that whole argument was cringe. So don't have a mind again. He sucks. He's like the morning zoo radio guys. It's not funny. And I'm sorry that Detroit's not going to work out for you, man. I was really open to take you to the stomping ground that is the land extrips and we were gonna smoke crack together in the alleyway. So I'm sorry we can't do that car over yet. Eric Zane sucks and I wanted to show. I sent that directed Eric Zane and he sent me back.

He sent something back to me that he told me I was not allowed to read out here. So I will respect his wishes. Nice to be him. I know. A trucker called in. I got a lot of notes from Boomer guy this week. A trucker called in. He has a message for Boomer guy and Vic. Hey, this is for the and stillery characters on WATV. First of all, boomer guy, if you want 70k a year, just get a CDL, even a dumb fuck like you can drive a truck. Second of all, Vic, I showed you my trailer pre-respond. Ooh. Come on, Vic. You gotta respond to these people, you gotta such a problem. He sent you a stick shift. Why are you being so coy now? But why are you being a prude? I'd have respond to a trailer.

Every now and again, Casey, we get big time celebrities calling into the show. And I don't make a big deal of this, but we are the show that's listened to by hosts of other shows. This is pretty well documented. We have the documents. And that was

actually crows. It sounded like I know Jones here. He's not one of people I'm talking about. But this is a pretty amazing feat right here. Carly Pooh baby Simon Cal here. I absolutely have to get Absolutely, absolutely. I have to get Jamal, a.k.a. Jamal Malay, signed up to my label. Grandmas Kitchen was an absolute hit and I have to have him sign. I want to talk to you about the details. And also in regards to the isotopes, I'm going to say hard part. Okay, call me back.

I'm Simon gole. That's pretty cool. Amazing. Amazing. So I just want to say I do represent Jamar Jones. Yeah, of course. I am his representation and we'll work out the DeFace. Please send all contracts this way. That was not mean enough by half. Like my family has said way more wean shit about the isotopes than well. I'm a girl. Well, Kroge, listen to this one. Oh, here we go. Hey, Carl, I'm doing finals this week and I've been listening to the isotopes. Duck and cover is great. By the way, it's a great album. Oh, yeah. And I just wanted to make you guys wear that real instrumental heroes isn't on the band camp. Yeah.

I don't know if you guys knew that or not. Oh, yes. Yeah, there's a lot. Go to. Duck and cover, which is out wherever you get fine digital music, is an album that we cover songs that you know, but we do them all instrumentally. And it's a lot of fun. We ruin your favorite song.

We don't ruin a crows. We just put a different spin on it. We go imagine if these lyrics that you enjoy and the singer that you like to hear sing wasn't a part of it. Yeah, it's a real improvement. So it's out of like real instrumentals. Oh, god, Casey. Sorry. I was asking why you don't get a singer. It's like what's the point of the band without a singer? It's called instrumental music. Casey, it's been around since the beginning of music.

It's existed. It's existed. People don't think I don't know fucking music history. It's just a little bit because it's existed since music started. There's a dream I think that you need a singer. This is true. I think a lot of things. Drew gives me a lot of things.

Yeah, this is true. Tell you what, Casey, we've been holding out for you when you can come and make a guest vocalist appearance. That's when we'll change our ways. Actually do sing but I'm good thing. Nice. You can't just say that. There has to be a payout. Let's hear some notes. I'm not singing for you guys.

Okay. I see how it is. Would you sing with your arm? Well, you don't even listen to show yet. Would you sing with What would you do a duet with general department? Unsmue okay, good. Can you sing about different vegetables that your grandma cooks? No, you're missing out. Jesus fucking literal Casey over here. Yeah No, well you're missing out. Jesus fucking literal Casey over here. Yeah All right big Carl so I heard that you were on we are assholes

So I went back and I listened to the episode that you were on And it was a fucking terrible show. I did not understand anything about this spreadsheet. That was a stupid idea of PGA. But then I saw that Doug from whose right was on the next episode. So I clicked on it and it turns out it was Doug from Good Times Great Movies. And that episode was really funny. So then I will listen to the next one which had Doug from Good Times Great Movies on it. But it was actually Doug from who's right. Anyway, the show's great.

Keep it up PJ. So I suck is I think that's what he's employing. Yeah, he didn't even apply it. He just came out and said it Which I think I agree with that about that one. Is it really a spreadsheet based podcast? What does that mean? Pacey, I will tell you, they send me a spreadsheet and it's got, it had 16 columns and it's got 10 categories. So there's 10 rows, 16 columns with a number in every single cell and then all of the cells are added up

and then they rank the things based on the things they just want to argue about how to add the things up in a spreadsheet I don't know who would come up with a concept like this It sounds interesting Yeah Look So stupid And then the last time I did the show just recently, I don't think it's out yet

But it will be PJ goes, Carol, we don't really focus on the spreadsheet anymore I'm like, all right, cool So we go on the show 10 minutes in So do it, Carol, which part of the spreadsheet do you want the spreadsheet anymore. I'm like, I have cool. So we go on the show, 10 minutes in. So do it, Carol, which part of the spreadsheet do you want to argue about? I'm like, I guess the global part. I'm over there.

And then they know I'm talking about Cuomo. I think you put that out there so that I would talk about it. Yeah. There's only a Cuomo derangement syndrome, which is true. Wow, yeah. Yeah, it is true. That was a good point, actually. I told my shrink-ass.

She's like, yeah, that's what I was telling you, too. Yeah, I'm going on next week. We're doing some Microsoft PowerPoint slides. It's going to be a lot of fun. PowerPoint's on. It's Excel. Simon Cowell calls back into the show everybody. Call Simon. Call here again. Listen to this. Can you hear the problem? There's no jamom related my ear. Now I know you've got my message

and you're going to get back to me with some jamamalade. Now I know that you understand of the raw talent he has and I need him on my record label. Now you have more teeth and I have Emmy award-winning artists, but that doesn't matter. I need jamamomma laid now, okay? You know the talent at stake here, and I need him now, okay? I'm Simon Cowell. Call me back. Fuck, I need to momma laid now. Alright, the guy is addictive. I'm not inviting him.

Yeah. I've been listening to Granny's Food all week. Someone's serious when they're doing the John Slapp like this. Yes. Yeah. Alright, this is my favorite voicemail right here. One of my favorite of all time. serious when they're doing the John Slap like this. Yes. Yeah. All right, this is my favorite voice bell right here. One of my favorite of all time.

Never mind it. Fucking horrible idea. That's me. The type of me at the altar. The guy in Jackson immediately. As soon as he hears that, don't be corny. He's like, oh, shits. Yeah, this is a. This is a. I that don't be corny. He's like, oh, shits. Yeah, this is a

this is going to be corny. Last voicemail. This is for my buddy Tucker Dixon. Hey, Carl, Tucker Dixon here. Uh, yeah, I was just listening to the episode. Yeah, you definitely need to come to Florida, come to Jacksonville. I'll even help you out. I know a bunch of people around here, and I can probably find you a venue pretty quickly. So this is the for realsie call of me back. Sorry if I sound like shit, I just got back from a super spread event with all the cabin boys. Anyway, chunk her out.

You hear that, Casey? Oh yeah, I've come to Jacksonville. I'm the Jacksonville. Casey's like, go to the white, I've come to Jacksonville. Come to Jacksonville, okay? He's like, go to the White Neighborhoods. I'll definitely show up. Ha ha ha ha ha. No, no, no.

I go everywhere. I gotta get my hair cut somewhere. I got curly hair, so. This we know. So I will say that Tucker reached out to me, he gave me some deets. I'm gonna be talking to him about Jacksonville. I have another company

I'm working through that's looking at Nashville and Dallas. We're going to make this happen So I know I'm excited hold tight. We're all gonna hang out and do a podcast together producer Chris will be blackout drunk Crows will be there. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I thought we settled in capital city See it's breaking on everybody All right Casey thank you for taking the time to hang out with us today you're gonna be back again as a regular review girl Yeah, I will I just uh You know I had to go to Virginia last weekend so that was pretty fun

Humble brad Virginia money I had to go to Virginia last weekend, so that was pretty fun. Oh! Humble brunette Virginia money! Yeah, Virginia, anti-sea, because my friend lives on Capitol Hill, but... There you go. The White House is still barricaded. Is it really? Yeah, I tried to go and like see it. Um, we got there and there's this gigantic all around it. So the police didn't know that you're a white supremacist?

Yeah, they will. Yeah, exactly. They would have, um, they would have let me in if they had known, but Michael and the discord set of Italians aren't white. So I guess I don't count. Yeah. That's some old school races out here. Props to Michael. And what about the Irish? Am I right people? Oh, I'm not kidding. Oh, you shit.

All right. Gacy, thanks for hanging out. I was good to talk to you. Yeah, follow me on Twitter. Oh, yeah, change your handle. What's your handle now? My handle is canoe underscore enjoyer. Wow, there you go.

We did a big masters in the sea. If he needed a new news bay, but he didn't answer me. So I'll send him a photo of your wet boobs. I'm sure I'll get back to you right away. Never thank you for that. No problem. This is it. It's over.

Okay. Goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here.