Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep256 - Motern Media Infomercial Podcast

Episode Date: April 25, 2021

This week we review a podcast that's made by the most prolific songwriter of all time. I thought the term "infomercial" in the title was a joke. Sadly, it is not. This show is a giant commercial for mediocre music. Speaking of mediocre, PJ Philliam makes his cohosting debut and we both play our favorite Matt Farley songs. Then Elisa Jordana joins the program to talk about her experiences with Stuttering John and Andy Dick. PJ breaks down one of Patty BrokenSkull's new podcasts with Trey Peacock. And finally, Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine joins the show to discuss another medical show, his offer to Stuttering John, and a detailed explanation of what squirting is. You'll want to take notes. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ http://kermitandfriends.com https://doctorsteve.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, I'll ask you, PJ, since you're co-hosting today, what you think we should do. So I put out episode 255 during the week, my conversation with Vince. And so this is episode 256, producer Chris put together an intro, this is 255, should we play it anyway? Yeah, and then just dubbing, you saying six or something.

Yeah, there you go. Okay. Do it live. We'll do it live. Do it live? Okay. Episodes. Who? 56! Are you a boner guy? Cause.

Cause a row. Cause a row. Slapperoonie. It's show time. The W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, River Dixon, Cousin Rouge. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that gives people badly-goed vice without expecting anything in return. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, a man who's singing voice is somehow his most attractive quality coming all the way over from the JINGLE's department. It's PJ Filion. Welcome PJ. Hey, Carl. Thanks for having me on the show.

Thanks for coming on the show PJ. Please go to who are these.com or email address, voice mail number, link to our server, link to our server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, which that YouTube channel, been very busy lately. We got some fun new deep fake, Centering John videos out there to check out. Also, the link to our Patreon and super cast featuring two exclusive most episodes every single month. We just dropped the new Patti Broken Skull episode Friday night.

So that's up there. You can check that out. Doug, from Good Times, great movies came out with me. And we looked at a lot of what P broken scholars up to these days. A K A Patrick Michael, Animal Crosley, Kirby Roosevelt, you know I'm talking about. Yeah. We'll get to that a bit more later too. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and shit all over us in the comments section. Vic will be on later today to read reviews. And it's going to be another busy day

today. We got Alisa Jordan from Kermit and Friends coming on. Dr. Steve from Weird Medicine will be joining us to review a medical podcast and PJ wants to talk about Patty C. Cups new show Weird Life. But first we'll be reviewing a show called Moturn Media Infomercial Podcast. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show called Moturn Media Infomercial Podcast. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.

This is a show hosted by Matt Farley, the most prolific songwriter of all time. Of all time. He has like 22,000 songs. All time. I'm going to start this off with a clip that sums up the show. Now let me set the stage here. Matt is doing his show with his buddy Pete and him and Matt, Pete and Matt are in a band together and they just made a new album and they're very excited about this new album

and they play every single track from the album and talk about it. This is what we dreamed of the star and talk about it. There's no build up there. No. I mean, it's two minutes and twenty seconds and it is unrelenting. Yeah, it's like a starting gun. Yeah. Yeah. But it is real good folks. Listen to it several times. Froggy on drums for this one, by the way. Yep yep and get ready Here Pete there boom boom bottom boom boom That's good stuff. Yeah, and then you're you're playing that awesome rhythm guitar too. Oh All right, so here's my take on this PJ

Okay, and then we'll talk about why you chose this podcast to review I'm guessing that this is Tongue in cheek except for they never break character and they go through the whole album like this. Dude, this baseline you came up with is amazing. Listen to this. Oh, it was in a keyboard part I play on this part right here. It's like a wall of sound. You got to hear this part. I'm like, it's like amateur music that's semi entertaining and they're atty-like, they're pink-floid. And they finally released the wall. I'm confused. I also have no idea. And I've listened to this guy since I was in high school, like 2011, 2012, that time period. I found him exactly how he wants people to find him

by just typing in poop on Spotify when you're bored with your friends. Yes. And so that's how I found him. And ever since then, I've been like in and out of listening to his music. Just trying to figure the fuck out what this guy's deal is. Is he serious?

Is he joking? I mean, obviously he's joking about the poop songs, but he has serious music. Well, he has a million bands. And he's an enigma. He wants to be respected, I think, for his musicianship. He does, and I have a good clip that actually points out that he's not completely joking with his music.

Yeah. I think clip 24 is a little long, but if you pay attention, he does that thing that you do with your friends where you fade the music in and out like, shhh, guys, it's gonna get really good right here. And at one point, he doesn't even talk in the middle. Oh yeah, Titan rope by the big heist. The controversial follow-up to most 75. A lot of your hope is not as a lie. Now what we would expect. A lot of people didn't know what to make of it. A lot of people. No, we have 54 monthly listeners.

No one cares. So the other thing this guy, this really is an infomercial. It's called an infomercial, it is an infomercial. Every episode's either about a movie he made or songs that he's written and recorded. And he's very proud of himself. Pete, I'm so jealous. When was smacking the listeners in the face?

I know. And you wrote this gosh darn masterpiece. Congratulations. Wow. It's fun. This great opening track, you know. All right, so I guess now's the time that I need to tell everyone that I am a Matt Farley fan. I love his music.

I love his songs, but I don't get this podcast at all. It's terrible. It's un podcast at all. It's terrible. It's unbearable. It's unbearable. And he is doing that on purpose, I think, which is a weird thing to do when you're trying to create 50 songs. He's trying to put out 50, he is recording 50 songs a week.

Yeah, he is. My clip too is, I mean, he doesn't make these too much anymore, but this is what he's most known for. He puts out this type of song. Oh, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, I use a lot of toilet paper. You'll be afraid of that. Because my butt gets very, very pooping.

I got hemorrhoids popping out of my behind. Poop in my fingernails. behind poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop poop in my fingernails, poop in my fingernails, poop poop poop in my fingernails, poop poop in my fingernails I'm trying to poop after taking our stool self-in-er You can end it whenever I've a joy Poop from a peole From a poop hole sometimes Sometimes just in beabuffards. And you might be like, I don't really care about poop. I wish he sang about other stuff. If you play my clip three, that might also take a little bit of fancy. Oh, look over there.

It's the saddest thing I've ever seen. It's a dead little puppy. Oh, that's just so terrible, don't you think? Oh no, oh no, it did poppin' Oh, look at all these dead puppies I got a dead dog in And it makes me feel so sad Unfortunately, me, doggy's dog

Look at the dead dog I'm feeling very sad because of all the dead dogs. Oh, no, it's a dead German shepherd. Oh, yeah. Look, you two dead cow. These are some pretty good cops that you're putting together here. And the thing is he has songs like that for everything. So that was just some context as to who this guy is. He makes $65,000 a year from these songs. Well, he has almost 22,000 songs. And what he does is he creates songs as like an SEO project.

He knows that people go into Spotify or Apple Music and they type in celebrity names, they type in their name, they type in the city they live in. He's got a song for everything. In fact, he's working on, I'll play a clip here where he talks about his project. He's currently working on. But it's cool.

I'm getting closer to 22,000. It's exciting. And I'm completing the songs about cities, series. I'm gonna do the entire United States at least 50 cities per state. It's completely insane. It's way better than Sofia, Sufjan, Stevens, whatever his first name is. How many states did he do too? Everyone talks about him still. Ah, makes me so mad. You want an exclusive sneak peek at the song about Mick Minville, Tennessee, of course you do. Mick Minville, Tennessee.

wonderful city in Warren County. Oh, yeah. It's pretty much like Rick Sanchez, right? It's our great skills. I like what you got. Yeah, I didn't mean for this to become a music special, but I picked this before I listened to the recent episodes. He used to not just talk about his songs. I remember listening to an episode where he talked about,

my kid was in school and he got in trouble and we were upset with, I think, his wife or whoever. Sounds boring. Yeah, I didn't realize it was just gonna be music special 2.0, but with music people actually in the lab. Well, PJ, I listened to an episode called Moturn Media Analysis Podcast

and what happens here is that Matt discovers there's another podcast that talks about his music. Yeah. And instead of just saying, hey, go check out that show or hear some clips of them talking about my music, he plays the entire podcast on his podcast, which is the laziest fucking thing you could possibly do.

Who would do that? That was really annoying. I was not a fan of that. Well, did you listen to the first part of that though, because there was some gold in there? Oh yeah, no, for sure, because he would say things like this. Some of you respect me as a songwriter. Nope.

You don't respect him as a songwriter? 50 songs a week, that's impressive. Quality versus quality thing. I got to hear PJ, I got to say. And when he's not writing songs, he's writing movies. You know what, Charlie and I got to hear PJ. I got to say and when he's not writing songs He's writing movies. You know what Charlie and I do every week folks We meet on Skype for a couple hours and we just type We have a a Google Doc open and we just type scene after scene of movies

We finished her she got married. Oh, it's gonna be good. Another black and white noir movie. Really, like, this is exciting. And the week we finished, heard she got married, the next week we started writing the next movie, which is currently called Paparazzi in the Photogs, the movie, which is a bold thing. So Paparazzi in the Photogs. The other thing about this guy is that he has a thousand different bands too.

Not only 20,000 songs, but a thousand different bands. So it's hard to find them. So this, some of them are called Toiletful Cleaners, Moza Haven, Brennan McFarley, the very nice interesting singer man, the hungry food band, the odd man who sings about poop, you can pee. The apology song person, on and on. So this Papa Ratsi band just sings about celebrities. He actually was on the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon.

I know, I didn't know that until I saw on his website that he said he was on the tonight show. I'm like, no, you weren't. It was. And he was. So I watched the video of that this morning. So did I. And it's the worst of his songs.

It was so stupid. It was about a building that used to be a pizza hut. Yeah. And those were the only lyrics in the song. And it just dragged down. I was like, oh, this guy actually has some funny songs. And that's what he gets on National TV to do. It was weird.

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I guess a juror show now PJ. Yeah, let's do what you want to do. Okay, let's do more music. I have a ton of music also. God, God. His podcast is just half music. So the ones that we listen to are mostly music, unfortunately.

Yeah, I mean, if you click 17 though, that's a perfect clip that to me sums up the show. And there's a little bit of Patrick Michael in there too. This one has froggy drumming on too. I'm already in a room. I take it back. Froggy's, that's not froggy. That's not froggy. That's just one drummer.

Yeah, he's got these different guys who help him record these songs and none of them are good at their instruments at all. And so he'll just like, oh, this is frog in the drums and it's just the shitty drumbeat like all the other songs. Okay, who cares? It's not for him. Yeah, God for him having a real drummer is like a big deal because half the time it's just him on his keyboard playing drum loops for himself. Right. And this is talking about how they write these songs. So he goes, this guy Pete who's with me in the studio here, he came with his brilliant bass line and we just built the song around it.

All right, this song's called Take It Back. This is a brilliant bass line by Pete. And then we just built around it. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, You could write a whole saga around that bass line. I have another clip that sums up the show. If you're interested in my clip 20, that's a pretty good one. I put my heart and soul into these no jokes albums. And meanwhile, a song like this is going gonna make me more money, you know? Slighty days, D-10C, oh my what a wonderful community.

Oh, wow. Maybe that one won't earn me a lot of money. So I think everything he's saying is joking, but then it also isn't at the same time, because he does want to be respected as a musician, and he's not, because all the plays he gets are people who just want to hear their name. ["Christ, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris."

I was looking for producer Chris, he didn't have that one yet, but he'll get around to it, Chris, Chris. I was looking for producer Chris. He didn't have that one yet, but he'll get around to it. I'm sure. Did he have a crucial and I tried to find it? I actually looked for PJ. I don't know what your real name is. So I was open to fight PJ. If I really miss PJ, I can point.

Yeah, and if you're worried like, like, like, Drew and Mike were like, go easy on him. Like, we don't want him to feel bad. You can play my clip eight, he's not gonna feel bad. All right, that's good to know. But don't be afraid to be critical, okay? I can take it. So, you know, you know, if the songs aren't great,

you know, you can say it, it's fine. I'm cool, I'll be listening multiple times, weeping. I have some criticism for him. Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. My clip 23 is another, like he's, to me, he's kind of like a weird mashup of Patrick, Michael and Jerry Banfield,

but again, he's way more successful than either of them. And talented, yeah. So yeah, my clip 23. Welcome to the 2020 Moturn Media Awards. He's way more successful than either of them. I doubt it. Yeah. So yeah. Welcome to the 2020 Motur in media awards. It is 2021, but we're giving awards for the best of 2020. And you heard that, Yon. And that Yon was was, was uncounted.

It was not something I planned, but maybe unconsciously. Yeah, that unconsciously. So consciously idiot. Very Patrick Michael ask right there. Do you think he does a lot of editing of his podcast when he's done with that? I think he records it and he does it all in real time and then he uploads it immediately.

He's like, I already got that done. Back to singing about Shelbyville, Tennessee. I would agree with you. Now he has a song for everybody's name and he has all these songs about poop. He decided because he's so brilliant, combined the two things so you can find any name and also the word poop. This week I'm going back to name poop songs this week because I want to spend more time on this Finkelstinks album.

So the cities take me that much more time. Looking up each city on Wikipedia and reading from it versus just saying, just is poop. You know, so I'm doing that. I'll probably do a few weeks worth of poop albums. I'd like to be able to explain to us why the poop songs are easier to come up with than

the city's songs. I'm going to figure that out. There's a method. How much harder could they be than go in Rochester, New York? Very nice city. We love Andrew Cuomo. It's so easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I don't like that kind of talk around here. Allison, if you were still weren't sure what a Poop, like name Poop song was, my clip seven is a good example. Oh, I don't like that guy. I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it. I don't like that guy. I'm talking about it. I'm talking about it. I don't like that guy. I don't like that guy. I don't like that guy. I don't like that guy. I don't like that guy.

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You know, the point I'm making is the no jokes albums are masterpieces, and they make me no money. And then if I sing a person's name followed by poop for a minute and a half I'm just rolling in Doe so I don't Think that these other albums are masterpieces. Am I wrong about this BJ? Have you listened to these No Jokes songs? Have you I have I've listened to I listened to all of the Brennan McFarley, the Beyond, which he claims is a sci-fi concept

album. There's no concept to it besides he mentioned the Beyond multiple times. It was dog shit, but he thinks it was good. But you listen to the whole thing. I did. It was only eight songs, which for him is not a lot because he has albums with 100 songs. He tries to do 20 songs a day. He said that his average, and this is going back a few years.

I guess he slowed down since, but his average was 20 a day. Some days he would record five, some days you'd record a hundred. So I'm guessing that when he's doing the name songs, he's having to turn those out pretty quick. Yeah, I think I don't think it takes a long time to say Carl Carl Carl Carl or Carl Carl Poo Poo. But number 27, that's basically like what his show is. It's him playing his no jokes out, which is why I think that he's partially serious. And it's not all a joke because this whole thing is only devoted to his songs that he claims

are his serious songs. It's not like he's like, oh, listen to my poop songs or whatever. He's like, listen to Brennan McFarley, The Beyond and Tight Rope by The Big Heist. And now it's time to announce the winner of album of the year. What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? Oh, whoa.

The Beyond by Brennan McFarley! Oh yeah! And much prefer my dreams. So he has an award show for himself. Yeah, he did kind of set it up by saying award shows are boring and it's douchey. So I'm gonna do my own and only award myself. So there is some sense of self-awareness,

but then my clip 28 shows that it's not all a joke. Like he does, it is partially serious. Eight short, perfect tracks, amazing sounds. Spectacular performances, not a moment that goes wrong at all just perfection from start to finish something that those other albums cannot claim to have you know caniko's album is 40 tracks There's some duds in there. I'll admit it Matt finally if you're listening to this review stop trying to create music that you think is good and get a PJ Poops song already. I couldn't find one. You want to work to do my friend

There is so much. Oh, I didn't check for Gary Indiana song. Damn it. Yeah, I sure he has one if he hasn't done Indiana There will be drop the ball there. Oh Damn it. I do see that you have a Rochester, New York song. I have not heard this. Yeah, check this out. It's the song, but yeah, number four. Yeah. Rochester, New York, is a good good city. It's a flower city.

They got the lilac festival. I don't know what he's going with. Rochester. The good good good city. What do you mean this is dog shit? This is great. I love this song. I don't know what he's going with. Rochester. Goose today. What do you mean this is dog shit? This is great. I love this song. It was good as my one about Andrew Cuomo.

Date New York. You're the one. You find Rochester. What was the governor of the whole state, asshole? He's not from Rochester. He's a main woman in. He's got a lot of good people. He doesn't keep playing it. He's just a new guy. He doesn't think this is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Also, did you notice he has like five crutch words? No, I didn't pick up on

that. So my clip won his strangest crutch, crutch word with a few of his others sprinkled in. Okay. But look, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks, folks. I contain brilliance, folks. I did not pick up on that, which I'm surprised. I usually do. And that's the wrong way to broadcast. Podcasting is a one to one medium. You're talking directly to the listener, not to a group of people.

If you're in a comedy club or you're playing a rock show, you're then you're talking to a group of people. But when you're doing a pot, I'm talking to you, the listener. That's who I'm talking to right now. Now folks, oh, you know what I should have grabbed. Are you saying that the podcast isn't good? I should know his podcast is not good. I should have grabbed his His standup though. I thought his standup was actually really good and he was bombing nobody laughed at anything that he had to say He has standup. Yeah, dude. Let me let me find that real quick. No, uh

Awesome. I love this guy. I mean, he's endearing. There is something about him that I do think that a lot of like that's what I said. He's an enigma. So I've listened to him for a good part of it. The better part of a decade now. And I still don't know exactly how serious he is about himself. All right. All right. I got this cute up. Let's listen to this. This is from some full-length movie called Local Legends. Feeling really good tonight. Thanks for coming out. I had to break up with my girlfriend because we have nothing in common.

She really liked me and I hate myself. If my last name was Talk, I would name my son Lester and then he'd become a D.J. on the radio and he'd say, you're listening to more music with less talk. Thank you. That was pretty good. I recently got a kitchen counter. It's because I have so many kitchen, sometimes I lose track. when he e-kitchens, sometimes I lose a track. I have a friend who works in a factory that produces traffic lights, you know, red, yellow

and green traffic lights. And one day I was driving, and he was in the passenger's seat, and the light was yellow, and it turned red, so I stopped, and he turned to me, and he said, dude, I could have made that light. When I was a kid, I had trouble reading, late. Oh, ho, ho. When I was a kid, I had trouble reading, and so my parents brought me to the doctor, and the doctor would give me reading glasses.

It kind of helped, but I was still having trouble so they'd brought me back to the doctor, and said, doctor, you still have trouble, what could it be? The doctor said, your son is stupid. A friend of mine was getting ready for a big date, so he sprayed cologne all over himself, and he came up to me and said, how do I smell? And I said, by breathing in through your nose.

They're right about to thank you, like a back out loud. I mean, I did a report that I recently won the heart of a beautiful woman. That's right. It was part of a charity auction at the hospital. Guy next to me water's clean. What's the dentist the other day for routine cleaning? Don't you hate going to the dentist? That's the worst. Seriously. The worst part about it is after the hygienist has done cleaning your teeth and then the dentist comes in and he's got to check each tooth by licking it with his tongue. Don't you hate that part?

I feel like if Norbert Donald was doing this stand-up routine, people would do laughing at it, but I could be a wrong. Yeah, it was kind of dog shit also. Yeah, it kind of was. All right, someone found Gary. What's that? Gary is a good place. It's got a downtown. What a great downtown. Yeah. What the whole building's in downtown.

Outtown. I love to go there and look at them. Oh, yeah. Ambridge man is a wonderful neighborhood. Oh, yeah, it's like Wesley Willis. What's Wesley Willis? Oh, never mind. Yeah, it's a low bar for what makes a good city. It has a downtown. It's got Main Street. Oh, yeah, nobody is excited about Gary at the end. I could have been the one saw that he wrote that was negative, but I guess not. Like it should have been about how scary it was

and terrifying. The Jackson's will from there. If you play my clip 25, they used to beat their kids. Sorry, what is 25, you said? I have 25. It doesn't even need a set up, go ahead. What shall we do with this moment?

We do with this moment, we do with this moment. What shall we do? Oh. Was he singing along with himself? He was singing along with himself. God. It's, it's odd, man. I tell you, I listened to this podcast yesterday.

I had a long drive, so I'm like, cool. I'll just like really get into this and listen to it. And I couldn't figure out what my opinion was at it for an hour. I didn't know. I'm like, I think I hate this, but I can't tell because it's not serious, but he is serious. I don't know what to mean.

Yeah, he walks the line of like being so bad, it's good. And then like being so bad, it's good unintentionally and then intentionally. And then some of his songs are actually, it's good. And then like being so bad, it's good unintentionally and then intentionally. And then some of his songs are actually not absolute dog shit. He does have a few no joke ones that you're like, oh yeah, I'll listen to this. Really?

Can you prove that? Number 16, I have a show that I thought was decent. You're welcome for this one, folks. She looks at me with those dinner plate eyes. She just laughs at the establishment's lies. She already learned that lesson centuries ago in the furrow cretin. Yeah, it's real good, folks. It's real good.

It's like Dad Milkmen without the jokes. Right? Because it's kind of sloppy and weird, but it's also like dinner plate eyes, what the fuck are we talking about? Should I know what that expression means? She's got big eyes, I don't know. Okay. What could he possibly mean by that? I have no idea.

Alright, fair enough. Well, hopefully this guy has a day job though, right? He's not, this isn't like his full-time gig Creating this music I would help. It's tough though 50 songs a week is a lot when you're uh, you know You're full-time house husband too, you know, I'm a gosh darn house husband He really is Patrick Michael and Jerry badfield If they had a successful child. A lot of similarities going on here. He makes $65,000 a year.

So he's doing something right. You can't, like, it's not like that's a ton of money, but compared to whatever his dog shit job was, I'm sure that, like, I can't imagine he's someone who was working a job that made $65,000 a year. Shouldn't he be making more than that by now, though, because as these songs keep ramping up, he's got 22,000 songs

How many songs do you need to make a hundred thousand? You need 40,000 songs? He's currently making 50 songs a week that are like McMindville, Tennessee I think in McMindville, Tennessee on Spotify. No one's listening to those songs It's all just his poops one of his poop songs has four million listens almost no sure Is two million is he monetizing that in any way? I think Spotify just gives him a small percentage per listen. Okay.

I don't know how Spotify pays, but I don't think it's very well, but when you have 22,000 songs, you're gonna just get a lot of listens. Maybe that should be our new strategy for the isotopes. 22,000 instrumental songs. We'll just name them things people would be looking for. E flat. Fine, I'll play a Shelbyville Tennessee.

If you insist. Shelbyville Tennessee. Oh yeah, I want a wonderful city. Shelbyville. All right, this is starting to wear on me now. PJ, you want to talk about about with our friend Matt Farley? Yeah, I think the final thing that we have to talk about I think is my clip 26 is why he reminds me of Jerry Bann, filled a bit. Okay.

Oh, so good. Not many people have given this album a spin, folks. I get to see the stats. They're not impressive Yeah, there is some self-deprecation in here where they talk about they got two more monthly listeners away from 13 to 15 That was how they started the show off and I Don't know I can't make hydrosale's a bit.. I think the podcast thinks, but keep it up with the poop and cities. That's it. Yeah, and I'm your biggest fan.

If you've had a big influx in your no joke song, it's because I've been listening to all of them. And most of them are dog shit, but you have a few okay ones in there, so keep it up. Wow, wait a suck up to the guy, PJ. What do you want in the autograph? I mean, I've listened to him for so long. Would he be able to make autograph or something. Yeah, he's an autograph or something?

Yeah, send me an autograph, Matt. I love you. I'm gonna switch gears to our friend, Alisa Jordana. Alisa, are you there? I hear something. Yep, all right. Sorry, I made that transition very quickly.

Alisa Jordana comes to us from the show, Kermit and Friends. Kermit and friends, you can catch on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts from and Alisa, I know from the Howard Stern show. She was a writer on that show and had some on air time with Benji Bronke and there was a lot of fun storylines going on a few years ago with Alisa Jordana. And I think she's coming right now. I just, uh, she was not prepared for that to happen that quickly.

She's obviously not us at W-A-T-P. We switch gears quick. Come on. Yeah, move. Things just move. I am. You are on. Yeah, it's moving things just move You are on how's it going Alisa? Oh, hey good. How are you? I'm awesome I want to thank you so much for coming on the show I reached out to you asked you to come on and the reason why is because Gonzo shitcock Told me a story about you and stuttering John Now I want to get into what your relationship

with Stuttering John is because I saw that a few months ago, he asked you to go on a hike with him, you said no, and then he blocked you on Twitter. At first of all, Stuttering John told me not to go on the show. I was gonna ask you that too. He reached out to you and told you not to come on here. Yeah, was going to ask you that too. He reshaped you until you're not to come on here. Yeah, I haven't spoken to him since he asked me on the hike,

but he really called me once he found that I was going on here. Wow. He didn't want me to go on here so badly that I knew I had to come on. What was his reason for that? He said nobody listens to the show. Everyone hates the show. I'm concerned for you. There's no listeners at all.

But an asshole. If there are no listeners, then why would he care if you came on? That's what I was thinking. I didn't even have to be passionate about it. I knew it was gonna be good. That's awesome. Thanks John.

Thanks for helping us get Elisa out of the show. What are you going on? A hike with Carl? What's he got that I don't got? All right. So yeah, explain this relationship because I don't think that your time on Stern overlapped with his time. Where am I wrong about that? No, it didn't at all. I met John. I don't even know how I started talking to him, but he eventually came on my show, Kermit and Friends, and he was pretty nice, but he was drunk a lot of the time that he was on. And he was making fun of my guests. I just wanna say,

Olyssa, I'm sorry to cut you off. Olyssa believes he might have been drunk. We're opinion. We're opinion. In You're paying me. In her opinion, just so you know, he's threatening lawsuits against me. So I just want to make sure that we don't say anything that we're talking about in court a few months from now. Yeah, I heard that actually.

I heard that he was suing you. I'm telling that hilarious. It is, it is very funny. And I love when he sues anyone. It's very fun. So, you know, he's just, I like him so much because he's so emotional. And it's just fun to follow that ride

of seeing him get so upset about things. When I don't think he should be thinking at all what he's thinking. Like he's really mad at Howard Stern's still. Right. And I think he needs to let that go. And that's a big lesson that anybody watching him can see that if you hold on to something for that amount of time,

it's gonna kill you. And you're gonna end up suing people and being angry. So I think just a good lesson, a positive thing to learn from John is just try to let things go. Cause you know Howard's not thinking about him. Know that. And so just don't think

about people that aren't thinking about you and just let it go and just try to move on to something more positive. And you know, that's what I learned from it. And I like John because he actually really cares about things. He cares about people. And he just lets everything get to him. And a guy, it's nice to see sensitivity like that. All right. I you're finding something to like about job. That's impressive. I don't know what we can do that. I did have a similar conversation with Vince, his former co-host and attorney earlier this week. Where Vincent pretty much the same thing like relax, loosen up, like let things go. It's that you can't just be angry about everything all the

time. Don't block everyone who does them to you. He's in there. He's got his mods blocking everyone who says anything negative about him while his show is going. It's like that's you're putting too much effort out. He's sensitive. He's very sensitive. He's very sensitive and to be anywhere on any platform at all, just cannot be sensitive.

You have to, you have to, I mean, these trolls are your main fans anyway, right? Right. People are trolling them basically all day for be 30 years now. And you would think by now, he would realize that it's just really not a big deal. Just have fun, just relax. Well, don't let it get to you. It'd be one thing if he was doing a show where it was all positive and putting out positive vibes.

And then people are, you know, trolling him and he's going, I don't understand why they're doing this, but no, he goes out of show, he's angry about everything. He wants to tear down the don't turn known as Trump. That's like the whole mission of his show. He's going into the ROTC guys and calling them bald losers or podcasting out of their basement.

He's motherfucking everyone and he's like, why are you guys picking on me? What do you think? Yeah, it's not a good example, but I mean, there is something to learn from that. When you're very negative, people are gonna come at you with negativity. Yes. And it is hard.

Do you guys get that at all here? For time to time. Yeah, we dabble in it. Yeah. Now, everybody loves you. No, you know, everybody loves you. No, you know, it's funny. So there are people who get upset with us,

but the majority of podcasters that we goof on will get the joke and then actually come on the show. We had Brent Hattlion recently, and that's a guy that we made great. We made fun of him multiple times. I've said horrendous things about his wife. And he came out the show and was like so cordial and great. And he messaged me afterwards.

He'd come back anytime. So it's when you get, when you're in on the joke, we all have fun together. It makes it, it's like a rose. It makes it more fun when you can laugh at yourself. I've never read it having someone on like that. Someone that you made fun of and then came on the show. Have they ever, you know, given you then came on the show, have they ever

giving you a bad experience? Oh, that's a good question. If I regretted having the person on the show, you mean? I'm just asking that because I've regretted things like that. I went on this Ethan Ralph, you know him? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's it. I went on his kill stream and I I thought it was gonna be fun,

but everybody was just attacking me, and I hated it, and I got a very negative ceiling from it, and it just, that was the one thing that I did that I really regretted. I just figured I could have fun anywhere, but some people are really negatives, and it is tough, but I like confronting trolls, I like that. I enjoy that, because it's really interesting to to see where they're coming from and why they're

so angry. Right. So I do, I welcome trolls on my show, I love it when someone truly despises me. And because I don't really hate anyone that I don't know. Usually it takes me knowing them to hate someone. But there's people that comment on my videos and comment on my songs, but such hate. It's just interesting to see like what that person is actually like. So, you know, I've only regretted it at that one time, though. It's not difficult to realize that when you don't care about the little drawing, you take their power away from them. And then

they leave you alone. That's the thing that John will never understand is that he gives us all so much power by reacting the way he does. All so everyone, you're like, okay, come down buddy relax. So you guys on this show are primarily make fun of other podcasts? Yeah, we do a Rose style show where we pick a different podcast every week and we just play clips of it and goof on it. There have been shows that we loved like Michael Rappaport and some of these shows we listen to are like actually this is a great show. But for the most part we kind of roast it. Okay, so that's your favorite podcast, Michael Rappaport.

Well, that ends the Moturn Media Infomercial Podcast. Michael Rappaport is my favorite podcast, but Rapp, I listen to it, I was like, I can't really hate on this guy. He's fucking Fade. He's so angry. He's really angry, but in a different way than John. Although rap a poor, we haven't talked about this, but he might have jumped the shark. I saw him crying on television. The other day, because people were picking on him, I was like, what are you doing? Do you mind if shit talk he does? Do you think the anger is real? Because he seems to be angry towards like everybody and everything. I don't think it's real. I think he's an actor.

Oh, you do? Oh, you think he's acting? Okay. I was a little sure because it's so consistent. Like, it's really consistent. The reason why I think he's acting is because of how worked up he gets over fantasy football on the Howard Stern show. It seems unrealistic. Okay, okay. I could be wrong, though.

What do I know? So, can you tell me more about, why does John think that you're in his leak? I gotta understand this because you are a beautiful woman. I would imagine much younger than John. Why would he think that he can ask you out? Uh, I think he equates himself with Benji. Said that many times that he's the same as Benji. You're racks.

And so he thinks since I was with Benji that I would be with him, I really, he doesn't have a lot in common with Benji at all. Just because they worked on the same show, that doesn't mean anything to me. It's, I go by somebody that's kind, Benji's very kind, very hardworking. Benji was able to be on the Howard Stern Show

for 25 plus years. John can't be anywhere because he's so like volatile. Right. So volatility is not a good quality in a guy. And somebody that's angry and somebody that blocks you on Twitter, those qualities are no good. Why do people? Why do you want to be interested in him? Why? Why do he block you on Twitter? Can you explain that? Because I don't want to go hiking. I just said I'd rather hike by myself. I was honest about it. I just can't imagine hiking for three hours with someone like that.

It's like maybe like a 15 minute. That would be, that's fine, but like three hour hike is just, that's just too much. That'd be such a sweaty date too. What a weird thing to bring a girl on, dear, why you're so mean. I know I sweated up, but I'm wearing that new cologne volatility.

Followed Filling by John. I love it. So, Alisa, I've been hearing you on the Drew and Mike show. We're good friends with those guys over there. And of course, you are engaged to the great Andy Dick. Is that still on? Yeah, it's still on. He also has a podcast. He's doing great on some some respects. He's doing his podcast. He's on

Kerman and friends. He's really trying. He's an awesome person. Yes. I love him. I love him on your show Kerman and friends because you know, everyone else has like a studio And they have a webcam and they set it down in front of them and they have a microphone Andy Dick is just on his phone just kind of like rolling around and just kind of eating out and I love his attitude about life. It's a computer was gone in an hour Yeah, I did give him a computer. I gave him headphones, but they disappeared. But he could do a lot.

He is so talented at, he can work with very little. Yeah. So he's funny. He does not try at all to be funny. He doesn't have to have anything pre-written. He doesn't have need anything written for him. He on the cuff can come up with the funniest. And he makes me laugh more than almost anyone in my life.

He's a character for sure. He's such a character, an unbelievable character. Every phone call I know when he's calling me, it's gonna be funny. So I admire that so much about him. And it was such a blessing. And he came on Kermit and friends. I couldn't even believe he was on there one time.

But then after the first time he said, can I do this every week? I couldn't believe it. He's that humble. He's very humble. He doesn't have any Hollywood pretense, like a lot of people do. And he doesn't think he's too good for something.

He's just unbelievable. And he lives with like 20 people right now. And he would let anybody live with, I mean, if you asked to live with him today, you would say yes. John lives with like 20 cockroaches right now. Let's sure. Let's hear them write them too. John's got roommates also.

So at least you wrote a song recently that I want to play here called My Fiancé. This is about the great Andy Dick. And it doesn't sound like the relationship is going great based on the lyrics in this song but I'll let you react afterwards. Now there's a little bit of a slow build here but what wait for it? My money, my fiance, he is starving My fiance's a little retarded My fiance doesn't need me My fiance's always cheating My fiance's with a guy named Lucas

My fiance's full of excuses My fiance doesn is full of excuses My fiancee doesn't kiss me My fiancee doesn't miss me My fiancee doesn't know my address Or my little name My fiancee is okay Talking about bottles on arm days Then he tells me don't worry

He'll leave bugs guys and they don't fucking Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia, Mafia Very well done. The great, at least a Jordana with my fiance. Now, I'm guessing that these lyrics are all true. All real things. They're all true. Everything I wrote there's true. I mean, it's very fun being engaged to Andy. He is a surprise every day. I don't never know what he's going to say to me. It's just it's just been very crazy. And but I love him so much. It's like, I can't believe it. So he, I guess he's a top

then. Is that what you're saying in that song? I just want to break this down for the people with with top then. Is that what you're saying in that song? I just want to break this down for the people. Hey, with me neither. But that's the problem right there. He's sad. But with this guy, this other guy, I think, what is it? I guess a top, yeah. He's never a bottom.

Right, right. So that makes it okay. So, I mean, I don't have anything against like anyone, A or anything like that. I actually thought it'd be a pleasure eating someone that likes guys because I wouldn't have anything against like anyone, A or anything like that. I actually thought it'd be a pleasure eating someone that likes guys because I wouldn't have to worry about other women, but he was at a strip club the other night. So there's a lot of, I have to watch him. I have to move him in.

He doesn't even know where you live. How are you going to move him in? I tried to move him in several times, but he keeps escaping. So I bought him a leash and a collar. Get him ganky. Yeah. Yeah. So one other question, and you don't have to comment on this, and I can take this part out of the show if you want, but Gunn's was telling me a story about a time, I think it

was when you lived in New York when, still doing John showed up to your place late at night with like beers or something. Do you know what I'm talking about? He showed up with pizza. He showed up to your place late at night with like beers or something. Do you know what I'm talking about? He showed up with pizza. He showed up with pizza. You know, you can't fault John for trying. He tries. He does try.

Uh-huh. He puts in a little effort and I just have to appreciate that because so many guys here in LA for sure don't put in any effort. So at least John, he gets the pizza and tries to show up. Was he invited? Was he invited to your house? Your apartment? No, it wasn't invited, but I have a lot of my dormant

and stuff, so you can't get it. Do you like pizza? Love pizza. Okay, what was Grease your genre, the pizza? I didn't see either of them. Oh, you didn't even want a man. No, no, no. Oh, that's even funny.

That was smart. And he's still asking you out. And, no, no. Oh, that's even funny. That's smart. And he's still asking you out. And telling you, and telling you out of your life, don't go on that guy's show. What a jerk. Yeah. If he threatened you, he just really didn't want me

to come on here. But I could see why you guys don't like John. I mean, I actually think you guys do like John. I do. He is, he is fun to talk about. Yeah. And he is hilarious. So John, if you're listening, which I think you guys do like John. I do. He is fun to talk about. Yeah. He is hilarious. So John, if you're listening, which I think you might be, you should have just tried not to hate these guys so much.

But Lisa, they're not coming at you in a mean way. I don't think it doesn't sound mean spirited to me. It seems like a spirit of fun unless I'm reading or wrong. I don't know. No, no, you're reading it correctly. I've even said on the show that even though John has threatened to break my legs and sue me multiple times, I still like the guy and I really enjoy the content that he gives me. I really appreciate it.

And he's great. He's, I like how he's drunk. I wish he would come on Kermit and friends really drunk. He's amazing, but he just, you know, is very mad at me. And I'm sure he's more mad right now. But if he is listening, John, I like you. I really do. I like you.

I think you're so funny. And just your reactions to things are funny. And that's you. So, you know, he's who he is. He doesn't try to hide it. No, he wouldn't know how to. Yeah, he doesn't try to hide it. All right.

Kermit and friends is the show. Where can people find that? So I just got monetized two days ago. Congratulations. Ah, thank you on YouTube and it's under I have three channels, but the main channel that I have is just Alisa Jordana. So it's youtube.com slash Alisa Jordana and we're live on Sundays at 11 a.m. PST and you can like if you're listening now, you want to be a part of this.

You can actually be on the show. I put out the link for people just to come on. If you wanna ask me questions or be a part of it in any way, I would love that. I love meeting new people on there and getting other people involved. Yeah, that is awesome. You do have a lot of different people

in and out of that show. It moves fast. There's a lot going on. So that's cool. People, thank you. Thank you so much. I'm very, very much for coming on. Alisa, don't be a stranger. I won. I'm in your discord now. So I like it.

I like it. It's like a good place to be. And can I invite people to my discord too? Of course. I don't need to post the invite link in the chat. Okay. Okay. All right. So people join my discord too. And thanks so much for having me you guys All right, thanks for coming on. It's our pleasure, Alisa

Thank you the great Alisa Jordana Well, that's fun She's very nice She's very nice So there's a sky named Adam Throw. And what this guy does is he is a content machine. He's constantly sending me cringe of the weeks. And now he's sending me song parodies. PJ look out because I know this is turning into a music episode, but stay in your lane.

Turning into bear with me here. This is a masterpiece. This is about when we are doing the banana docks. Show we're watching Maddox on Twitch. Yes. This is about that. Do you look? Well, I have it on good authority. That Maddox likes to pee on people in the shower.

Not out of sexual. Not as a sexual fantasy. He just likes to do it because it's hilarious. Wow! Georgie had a website and a book deal. He also had a bunch of fans and friends. Then he tried to sue a stereo's dick in Patreon. And we watched as Maddox's career came to an end.

Now he's getting drunk on Twitch, sometimes for groups of ten. Banana Ducks blows! Banana Ducks blows! Banana Ducks blows! Banana Ducks blows! Ox Mad is a boy. I don't want to watch anymore. Banana Ducks blows the backup vocals really.

It's what. This is Christmas morning for Kyle. It's so the out of that was great. Of course, a banana isn't below is what that's based on by the band known as Ween. You might have heard me talk about them a time or two. Too many times. PJ, it's time for. Bridge of the week.

Bridge of the week. And this is where we play a clip from a podcast that somebody heard while they're listening to a podcast during the week that is cringey. This is a show called Cool Kids Podcast. I haven't even listened to this clip yet. I just trust Adam Thorough. He said it to me.

I trust him. Apparently, there's like a bunch of ten-year-old kids who are talking about the Derek Chauvin trial. I didn't... Yeah, that sounds hilarious. I'm cringing already. That's what I think, so here we go.

Our Derek Chauvin was announced and he is guilty. And I guess the thoughts I have about it is I'm very relieved because before, especially in the minutes leading up to it, I was very tense. My name is Tate, I'm 11 years old, and with the trial, well, it was exciting. Hello, my name is Ames, and how I feel about the trial is I'm very happy, and I think he got what he deserved. My name is Timor, I'm 10 years old. I go to a parliamentary.

We talked about this in class yesterday and today and it's making some of my friends stressed, like getting stressed out. I was pretty happy that, like personally, I was glad that he was guilty because, yeah. Oh my God. I'm feeling very relieved too.

I'm feeling that, I don't really feel anything. I'm just like, I'm kind of just like cool. Pfft. Alright. Right, Ben Rose in our chat here, that is child abuse. I 100% agree with you on that. Why are, why are children talking about this case? When I was 10, I was not thinking at all about anything

even close to that. I was like swinging lightsabers around and shit. Right. Why are they talking about the Derek Chauvin trial? Oh my, it's depressing. Like 9-11 happened. I'm like, like all right what can I still play video games? I could see PJ not giving a fuck about 9-11. I was like sticks so yeah. I can see it being like yeah special effects aren't great on that. Yeah is it a video game? I can't wait to play it.

I can't wait to play it. So this Stuttering John lawsuit thing, we're gonna talk about this a lot today, I can't help it. Fine, all right. Of course. Revenge of the CIS, my buddy's merch and Royce over there. Started talking about the Stuttering John stuff. Rick Royce says Stuttering John is actually suing

who are these podcasts, is that true? He is suing Carl. Like he legit him. It's not one of those like fake. said that he is getting he's been served Oh, yeah, oh, yeah for what nothing Carl's done is illegal. He's a lot of common on stuttering John shit Yeah, but I mean that's what John's been going on like a fucking John's been as Chris D'Alea says he's been getting real litigious Yeah, he's he's been going after everybody.

He's Saul Rosenberg now. Sue everyone. Sue everybody. Soaring them for what though? Because he was very, very hurt. Claiming defamation. Yes, he was very hurt. Defeat motion never flies.

I know. John's just gonna waste money is what's gonna happen. Yes, I agree, merch. John, can't wait to waste his money on this. Did he actually serve you or are you officially being sued? I have not received the paperwork yet, and as I've talked to, as I said to Vince, typically if you're gonna sue someone, you just do it.

You don't like ramp up to it. You know, I'm gonna start printing up this paperwork. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out. No one believes you, John, because like a year ago, or maybe it was even too years ago at this point, you were like, oh, there's papers in the mail. They've been mailed. And then nothing ever happened.

I mean, I believe in that he knows where I live. That part I believe, but the rest of it. All right, so, Merch tries to help out out John here. Definition in slander never flies. And by the way, unlike John, Karl has money, serious exam has money. Like, who you gonna sue? You're gonna run out of money first, dummy? Yes, correct. I am not concerned about what this will cost me. I plan on counterstewing for whenever I, it cost me

this silly lawsuit. But if you'll never see any of. So in the chat on ROTC, people are saying, well, you know, Carl said that he's a drunk, who can't hold a job. And they thought this was pretty funny. Somebody says for Carl saying he was a drunk, who couldn't hold a job. But he is a drunk. Who can't hold a job. But he is a drunk who can't hold a job. Yeah, I mean, in my opinion, see, this is the best way.

This is how you do this. In my opinion, Stuttering John is a drunk who I do not believe personally can hold a job. Yeah, you could say that. Or why don't you let it say that? Or you just say, John's a drunk who can't hold a job. Yeah. Fuck it allegedly. That's not even some, it would be one thing if you were like,

yeah, that guy's a pedophile or something and you go, whoa dude, you can't just go say that about people, you're gonna get it, you know what I mean? Calling somebody a loser and a drunk, is not, that's not even defamation. Isn't that all he used to do and does? Like, Stuttering John does that to people all the time. The things that he's called,

that he's called Donald Trump are slanderous and defamation. Way more than anything's ever been said about him. Not only that, but the things he said about Howard Stern and then forget about that, because obviously, if you wanna hate Howard Stern, I certainly don't blame you, he's turned into a cunt. But he's gone after every person that works for Stern. Like, just people that are still there.

You know what I mean? Like, whether you like Stern or not, whatever. But are you going to really hate like the other people on the show? Like, are you really going to hate Fred from the Howard Stern show for just keeping his gig? You know what I mean? Because people have families to support and shit.

And this is a good point. And this is the thing that we always forget about is that Stuttering John goes after everyone all the time. Like, just guys who like- That's what the whole show is. That's what it's all show is. Just guys like Fred Norris who's like, it's fucking Fred.

You're like, it's just Fred. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Fred, Trump, people in the chat, everyone. People listening, they tune in. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? worked up about the trolls and the Twittians. The Twittians. Last clip that I wanna play because this was brought to my attention by Vince. I didn't realize that when there's a civil suit, it starts off with discovery where we get to find out all those financial records. We get to see, oh dude,

I don't know if you heard the show I put out this week, but Vince explained to me that when there's a defamation suit The first thing is discovery where we go in and we see how much income he has credit card statements you name it because he has to prove that there's damages So in order to prove there's damages. What's going on? What do you got? We need to start slattering even more. He sews so we get this information. Thank you. You know what, John, I think he's a

****. You said I think I think that works. That well, I don't think the John and it did all his children. I would never say something like that. He's pretty lazy. So anyway, this didn't hear that episode because I was too busy listening to Matt fucking Farley all week.

That was your idea! Yeah, but it was- Don't blame me, okay? I blame you for- This is by a six-day podcasting in a row. Just so you guys know I'm on fumes right now. Uh, alright, this is, um, the last thing from, uh, Revenge of the Sess. He's going after Carl and Carl's has been laughing about it.

He's like, all right, but then we're going to discovery. And I'm gonna fuck, he's gonna, he's like, basically if they go to discovery, Carl's gonna sling so much mud at John and Carl witnesses. Like John's basically playing the worst chess game ever because this is gonna end with John's business in dirty laundry being aired out and none of Carl's. So it's really not smart. Very not not smart. It's very not smart.

Play the worst chess game. He can like barely color inside the lines. You think you know chess? I know. Oh my god. So anyway, I appreciate that, Merchant Royce, thanks for the kind words. And I love that all of us are experts on the wall now. I still have not talked to it. I mean, I thought to fans, but I haven't talked to it. It's already about this.

I just, I'm not taking this seriously as I probably should. Oh, I don't think you need to worry about it. Didn't he also threaten to sue a wrench of the sisk guys a long time ago too? Oh, yeah. Well, wait, it was like a fake season to sist, right? I don't remember exactly where we're going. Yeah, it was on Twitter.

Did he send him a season to sist that wasn't real? I think so. I think they goofed out of words. Allegedly. Maybe possibly. It's in my opinion. They have dreamt it. I think it came in a Twitter DM, right? That's that's right? That's right.

That's right. It was DM'd. I forgot about that. He wants to scare people off. It's so obvious. Like, we all know what your move is. You're not doing anything. You're trying to scare people away. I guess it's working because we're talking about him.

That's got to be what it is, right? He just wants people to talk about him. There's no way he's actually going to see you because he has no money. Like he's begging people for two dollars in chat so he has enough to buy his next case of course light. Well, I mean, you never know. Someone could bankroll him out of good as gold or someone might want to like pony up the money

to get this thing rolling. You never know. Someone's already, you think he can find something else to bankroll him after that serious XM? Well, I'll suit. Someone binkrolled that I'm assuming. I think that the attorney took that one pro bono for some reason, but he's not gonna just

start suing everyone without getting paid. That's why he kept saying I gotta pay him a retainer this time. Please just quit out of my office. I'll represent you. Sir, can you please put your socks on him? As there's like just cockroach, just cockroaches dropping out of his pocket, we don't want an infestation here, John, get out.

Oh, boy. All right, we're having too much fun. Let's switch gears real quick. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Don't tell me you I don't tell you. Don't tell me if you don't like my show.

Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't tell you. Because that's absurd. So, our friend Patrick Michael, Patty Broken Skull, Patty C. Cupsups is doing a new show called Weird Life with his BFF, Trey Peacock.

Do you know who Trey Peacock is? Because I had never heard of him. I didn't know if I was like behind on the lore or if it was a new guy. I do know who he is. He's doing all the shows now with Patty. So he is also a failed open maker who was on Killtony. That's how these two guys connected. And I got to say, this is what I said to Doug when we were talking about this show on Friday. I'm pretty sure Trey Peacock is functionally

retarded. I think, I think so. He did mention at one point that he's got people looking after him because they're worried about him. But he's going to be like, I don't know, overdose on drugs again. It sounds like he's someone who's overdosed at least once based on his voice. Yeah, I think that both him and Patty no longer drink. I think that alcohol didn't mix well with either of them if I'm not mistaken.

No surprise there. I mean, they're both retards, so. So you checked out episode two, right? Yeah, that's right. I have not listened to this episode because I pulled clips from other episodes for the show that we did, for the bonus show that we did. But I purposely avoided this one so there wouldn't be any repetitive clips being played. Gotcha.

Where do you want to start? So my clip 31, like, I just thought that this part of the anchor read was really funny. We've listened to anchories before so many times, but I thought this was like special. You can also make money from your podcast right from the beginning with no minimum listenership. That means 10 listeners, three listeners listeners doesn't matter you get money three the same Big shot like me with ten listeners or your little guy with only three both round to zero I'd never heard that before that's fucking hilarious. You can read any number of listeners three six

Any number of listeners That's amazing. And I've done the math on this. If you have title listeners, and you put out a show even every day, you will not even make a dollar. You will not even make a dollar with that. I don't understand why that's the selling point. And that's fine.

That's fine. Who's, I guess people are just trying to get a podcast for money, but who when they start a podcast is like, I can make money with no listeners. Like, how much money do they think they're gonna make? It doesn't even make sense. It's so sweet. I guess it's aimed at people like Shamest

that are complete retards. So they're like, oh, money for just recording myself, talking about failing swimming class. This sounds awesome. PJ, I literally did a show where I pissed in a toilet and I made $80. That's the anchor bottle. You can piss in a toilet and make $80 in a month's time. Well, they're owned by Spotify now.

I mean, Matt Farley proved you can just sing about poop and you can make $65,000. Yeah, you know what? He didn't know? Is proved you can just sing about poop and you can make $65,000. Yeah, you know what? He didn't know? Is that you could just pee. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to sing about it. You could just pee and make money. So do you remember, and then this is like two years ago, I think, at this point, the

9-minute podcast when he did his intros, he just did non-sequitors for, I don't know, like five minutes. Wait a second. You talk about this show? ["Browken Skull and Pfeasal." by The Rocker & Pfeasal." by The Rocker & Pfeasal." by The Rocker & Pfeasal. Yeah, I remember that show. Yeah, so he's bringing it back, but this time he's got his sidekick with him. Yeah, I know This is number two broken skull and peak of present My Up I'm sorry man, I stuck

Russian new leg game to That Sometimes. Russian roulette game two. I'm gonna do that when we get it. That didn't taste good. So the bots are already taking over hand. I wear denim underwear. Hey, let me write this down.

A sock is never trash. Sometimes I put off shaving my pews for a while. Relentance always make weird situations more happen. I like to be around the bush. I just found out I can't party anymore. I've been buying cigarettes with my birth certificate. And now your hopes are great, mean, and happy for himself. Sheep, don't swim.

I'm trying to get the shit that matters. I used to think my metabolism was shit. As long as it's frozen. The random sentence show everybody, check it out. I'm a tapalism or shit. As long as it's frozen. The random sentence show everybody, check it out. If you wanna hear random sentences said by nobody is check out the random sentence show. So I think they're trying to make it seem like, oh, these are hilarious things we said in that episode,

but I didn't go back and listen to episode one before this, this was episode two. I really doubt they said any of those things and they probably just recorded themself. Like let's say things that we think will be funny and make people wanna listen. He's like, I was episode two. I really doubt they said any of those things and they probably just recorded themselves like, let's say things that we think will be funny and make people want to listen. He's like, I have denim underwear. My grandfather's sleep standing up.

He's always got hilarious one-liners, this guy. Yeah. And by the way, I listened to Nine Minute Podcast. They did an improv version that was the most cringy thing you've ever heard in your life. They were talking about spitting in each other's cocks. It got very homoerotic for some reason. We covered it pretty well in the bonus episode.

I don't want to keep promoting Patreon, but you can find it there. All right. What else you got there? I couldn't even find the 9 Minute Podcast. I tried to find it. What's it actually called now? It's called 9 Minute Podcast, but I can't remember if the nine is spelled out or if it's the number.

Fortunately, it was saved to my browser history, so I was able to find it. But you cannot, honestly, you cannot find these shows. I would mention on the bonus show that they promote this show's YouTube channel. And I'm like, it doesn't exist. I looked all over for it. And then someone sent me a link, I'm like, holy shit,

this does exist and I could not find it. And I'm good at the internet exist and I could not find it. And I'm good at the internet and I could not find it. Yeah, like I've always been able to find his shows. I mean, I found this one just randomly, but I just could not find the correct 9 minute podcast feed. Everything was from like a year ago. Right. Yeah. That's a good thing. Number 33, I just haven't labeled as his hilarious intro. What's up everybody? welcome again to Weird Life. As always, I'm Patty Broke and Scull and with me.

Trey P. Cockyo, what's up? That's right. Ooh. Trey P. Cockyo. I hope, I hope that this guy is the Andy Kaufman of this generation and that this is all just a gag and he's gonna come on big. I'm not really an idiot who thinks this generation and that this is all just a gag. And he's gonna come on big. I'm not really an idiot who thinks

that I'm gonna team up with Patrick Michael and be successful. I hope the two or three years from now we find out that this was all just a ruse. So I don't know how much you pay attention to like law cows in general, but every person who gets paid fun of on the internet they always get to that point where people are like,

are they serious? Are they joking? That's why I've been confused by that mat farly guy so long because it's so dog shit that you're like, there's no way he's serious, but then he says stuff like he calls himself brilliant and plays a serious song. You're like, wait, maybe he's kind of serious.

I don't know. I feel like we're not doing what we're supposed to do, which is find out once and for all who are these podcasts. I feel like we're not doing what we're supposed to do, which is find out once and for all who are these podcasts. I feel like we're failing at that this week. Fiji, we're confused. We're too confused about it. Yeah, I mean, I want to find out, but it's a bit more open ended this week. I guess so. So I don't know if you know this, but Patrick Michael, man, he really misses DMX number 34. I distinctly remember being allowed to listen to music

in jewelry class. Jewelary class? The fuck, what kind of school did he go to? You're like, what the fuck is jewelry class? Like, you think, it's probably like an art class. Like, he probably was just like, took it to fuck around, not him. Number 35. And this is the only class that I've ever taken that I came into and one of my closest friends, brothers was in this class.

But check this out. He was only in the class for like a week. And then he was gone. And then the other kid that was in the class that sat at my table, he sat at somebody else's table or left to either way I Sat by myself this whole time in this jewelry class I fucking going full on Cooper commander with this fucking story they sound like commander with this fucking story they sound like. So to summarize so far, he listened to, he loves DMX because he got to listen to him in his art class and he got to focus on his

jewelry. He wasn't distracted by any of his friends, so he probably did pretty good in jewelry class, right? Number 36. Jury class, what the fuck? So the whole time I'm making these wax pendants rings and getting them cast I'm by myself. I failed the class dramatic He failed jewelry class come on This guy failed typing he felt swimming and now he's failed jewelry this guy's a failure Oh, I'm just each class. You took it twice. Right. Could you imagine, have you ever heard of anything as specific as jewelry class?

No. I don't think it exists. I don't think that was a real class. I think they're trying to find something for him to do. I think he was a special needy. He was a special needy class. Yes. It has to be.

They're like, oh, try to like, try to just color this thing. And he's like melting the crayons. Like I'm making wax pendants and jewelry class. He was showing the crayons up his nose. They're like, all right, we gotta give you enough for this. Patty. Oh man, so let's have a quick moment of silence for DMX, clip 37.

We'll have a moment of silence for DMX, but we'll also play some DMX during the silence of all right. No way. We're gonna play music during this silence. This is the greatest hits of fatty broken skull right here. This is amazing. You don't get done with it man.

You can't get done with it. He's such a fucking, I heard that and I'm like, wait, what? And then he's just, the opposite, we're going to be as loud as possible during this moment of silence. Oh, shit. Okay. And I don't know what happened in the other episodes, but he kept doing this thing where he just did not let his coho speak at all.

Like he knows trape, trape cocksucks. I don't want to hear him talk. Like he just did not let his co-host speak at all. Like he knows trapezox. Trapezox sucks. Yeah. I don't want to hear him talk. Like he just gets in the way. And Patrick Michael knows this, but he finally gives him a chance to speak at clip 38. And lyricist. Exactly.

He was one of those guys who said genius. Have you seen his movies? It's just, what was that? Have you seen his movies? The stuff that he was like, oh man, even as an actor. It's smart on him, but he just shouldn't do a podcast with you know you should own podcast with me which I had set up and then he canceled on me the morning of so fuck him. Scoring lover. That's why you're doing this. I see what's going on now.

Yeah, he picked right peacock over me. Can you believe it? Fuck him. Fuck me. Be like what's he got that I don't have? I'm pretty. So I was, so remember when everyone was trolling, Patrick Michael, yeah, you mean like the entire time we've known about him, yeah, it's like your memory. There was a specific time where it all like came to a head and like he like freaked out and like he just assumed everyone was trolling him.

So I just messaged him because Doug did this retarded idea where he's like, I'll have a network and post it so it's on my Patreon. So Doug told me he'd pay me to do a show and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna use this to my advantage. I messaged Patrick Michael on his do you party email. I'm like, hey, I have this opportunity to get paid to a podcast.

Would you be interested? Because he currently is doing episodes for anchor to get like a fraction of a penny. Sure. I'm like, yeah, you might get 20 bucks out of this. Let's do that. So I had a whole thing set up. It was going to be called, fuck me or fight me.

And I was just going to name people and be like, would you fuck or fight this person? I'd name like Lindsey Lohan and he'd go, oh, yeah, obviously, I'd fuck her. And then I'd be like, you mean the girl from Parrot Trap? What? But no, it didn't come to head and he can't say where you're in. That was your grand scheme, PJ.

You know that she used to be underage, right? That was just one example of the show. Well, I was going, okay, well, that was a specific thing. It would have made more sense how to done the thing, but he didn't give me a chance to get a tray peacock because it's scumbag. And then also we had a thing set up to do a diss track on Brandon from shitty song of the week after he did that thing with Patrick Michael where he tricked him into listening to his own music on his show.

Right. And and then he blew me off on that too. He just he's like, oh, yeah, I'll do that. So I set stuff up, sent it over. I'm like, hey, you still want to do this. And then that was last time I ever talked to him. So fuck Patrick Michael. I'm starting to think Patrick Michael's a flake.

It started, so I actually wanted to do a legitimate show with him, like it wasn't just gonna be like, tricking him, like that's the same type of stuff I do to my friends on my show, is like set them up to call them pedophiles. Right. But yeah, he just flaked on me, and I think it would have actually been a good show. So I'll tell you something.

I think one of the reasons that you went wrong is when he posts these episodes with Trey Peacock, he always puts in the description what time they recorded. It's always like midnight or two a.m. You've got to go on Patrick Michael time. That guy records at nighttime. Four a.m. I would have recorded whenever he told me

he was willing to record, but he just blew me off. All right. I mean, the only time you can't record them is noon noon. No fuck out, bro. Get the fuck out of here with noon. All right. I mean, pick a reasonable time. Like his kids are wide awake and they're like fighting with each other. He can only ignore them so much. You can't ignore them and be recording a podcast podcast. Oh wait. In your opinion, he's ignoring his children. All right, what else you got out there? So back to the DMX thing, this whole thing has been building up to my clip 39.

All right. Find out the hard way. You don't know find out the hard way. Oh yeah. Ooh, he's getting pumped up. That's embarrassing. And I don't know if you listened to DMX. I was in a fan, but you know what a dead guy needs?

A shout out number 40. Of course, shout out to DMX. Damn, it's just a little too late there. Thanks. And I only have one more, I only have one more clip from the show, but clip 41, I just have listed as worthless coos. Saturday, I did my first escape room. I've never done one of these things before. Oh, yeah, yeah, it wasn't as like a like a horror film escape room.

It was all based around the scene. Like a puzzle. Yeah. Dynamite drop in. What the fuck are they talking about horror film, Escape Room? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. They did a Escape Room and that was that was about. Oh, I actually have a little more clip, I think.

Yes. Sorry. I don't know that There's I see what this is Today's episode of the weird life nope Then he's episode weird life is brought to you by Manscaped No, it's not today's episode of manscaped is brought to you by We read life podcast. You're right. It's a listening to one of these podcast because he says he doesn't listen to one of these podcasts

I mean you would think that he does because he's any go maniac who He's psychotic. I got to tell you PJ and if he doesn't listen he's a better man than me if there was a show that dedicated their show to goofing on me I'd listen to every second of it twice. I don't know how you avoid something like that Yeah, I mean the obvious thing to do is like if someone's berating like this You listen and you listen until you just hate yourself and then either you give up or you kill yourself Is that the way it's supposed to go down? That's what would happen if it was happening to me if it was just constantly shitting on me. I'd be like, I think you need a stop podcast and you're killing myself, but I'm making so much money on anchor. I can't just stop. Right, get better.

That was going to be my point. You could actually learn from the criticism, get better. All right. I don't know if you know this, but Patrick Michael failed Drew E class, he's not great at learning. He'll dramatically. That's hilarious. All right, I got to get Dr. Steve on. He's Carl's TV and it's September really? Come on, is that true? Dr. Steve, is that you? That's me. You won't flade, my friend.

Well flade. Well played, my friend. Well played. Don't you see welcome to the WATP. So happy to have you here, my friend. Thanks, man. I figured I'd better just volunteer to come on before you guys turn the eye of Sohram in my direction. Smart. Get out in front of it. That's a good idea. Yeah, really. Well, you know, a couple of weeks ago, you were talking, you and Kroes were talking and you were yelling about this person who was doing research while they were on the air. Yes.

And you're like, why don't you edit that out? They don't even listen to their own show. And it's like, oh, fuck, I do that on every show. So it's like, you know, my show sucks. And I figured I'd better, yeah, like you said, get in front of it anyway. It's great to be here. And yeah, the curls deviated septum. That was the only way I could get a review read by Vic.

Okay, very good. Wow. I've seen curls deviated septum roaming around. I didn't realize that that was you. That's really funny. So Dr. Steve is from the Weird Medicine show on Sirius XM. It's also a podcast. And Dr. Steve is someone who has been on

Open Anthony many, many times, giving out expert medical advice. And so what I thought we would do is review another medical show. And I found the show called, this won't hurt a bit. I made PJ listen to it. Ah.

No. That's fuck you. It was only 29 minutes, so it was pain, it was really painful. I fell asleep listening to it, and then I woke up and I had to start like, I fell asleep, I think five minutes in, but I didn't know when I stopped,

so I re-listened to the whole thing. So this is the show with three MDs. I mean, these are practicing physicians, but when you listen to it, you wouldn't even know that they're adults. Where do you want to be getting here, Dr. Steve? Well, that's my first cut is number one. I just tagged that these are grown adults.

We're gonna talk about something equally important. And mysterious. I would say more important. Yeah. In many ways. And that is farting. No, you just stole the wind right out of me. You're a full of it.

That is great. This absolutely stinks. This show is just gonna breeze by. We're also gonna talk about burping and hiccups. We really are talking about farting. Yeah. Okay. Oh boy.

Who is the show for? I love watching you shake your head at those jokes. That could have been hilarious if they just played some shitty piano while they were saying fart. Right. Yes. As we've learned from our friend, Matt, finally, yes. It's like they're so concerned about being hilarious. I mean, the subject matter itself is funny enough. That was the thing that we realized. I'm not a funny person, but the topic, you know, subject matter can be funny. That they just say the most ridiculous things.

Play number two, and this is just complete horse shit. I don't have a paper cut than a hiccup. I'd rather be poked in the eye with a shell of object. What if someone said, Dave, I'm going to take this piece of paper I'm going to cut you right now. Or? Or you can have the hiccups for five minutes. Cut me. Just do it. Just get over real quick.

But it's not going to be quick. I'm going to give you a really slow paper cut. What a expert. Who cares? It's a long or slow it is. Yeah, but what if the paper was mead? Like what whatever. What are we talking about? It's a lie anyway. Anyone would take five minutes of hiccups over a paper cut. Anyway, it's just saying stupid things. Yeah, and I honestly don't understand,

and I did pick out this specific episode, because I listened to it for a couple of seconds, and I went, oh, this is ridiculous. And it was, I found this on a web page. It was like the top medical shows you got to listen to. And a lot of the shows were, and I think you tried to look for some shows too, Dr. Steve, but a lot of the shows were for pre-med or students

and people who are like, you know, you're going through this, this is gonna help you get through it. I'm like, well, that's not gonna be fun. No, and you'll notice my show wasn't on any of those lists. No, I did notice that. How did you mention it? What's that all about? No, it's fine.

I'm trying to keep my head down. I have my own audience. And that way I can say what I want to say. Smart. They continue to try to be hilarious. Check out cut number three. Oh, this impression is amazing. OK, so what is it, hook up?

It's some sort of, not nervous, some sort of like reflex, you can't stop, huh? Like some sort of spasm in your gut. Yeah, that's a really good description. That's what it feels like. Right, so you get this sudden like inspiration, right? Not like you're inspired to like your, you know, like sometimes when you're sitting there and like your bicep starts jiggling and you're inspired to it. Like you're... You know, like sometimes when you're sitting there

and like your bicep starts jiggling and you can't stop it and then you tell people like, hey look, look, look, look, I'm not doing anything. And it's like, I like to do it with my pectorals. Check these out, it's happening totally by itself. Look at them, chicks love that. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, it's a music.

Okay. Anyway, what the fuck? Jigs love that. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, it's a music. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Anyway, what the fuck are you playing a soundboard over there, that just didn't? Of course. I'm like, where did that come from? That's amazing.

I like how they felt like they needed to define what a hiccup was. Like people in the audience are like, what's that? I never heard of a hiccup. Oh, it gets worse because then they have to demonstrate what a hiccup is. Like, right. People in the audience are like, what's that? I never heard of a hiccup. Oh, it gets worse because then they have to demonstrate what a hiccup is. God, why? That's actually number four. And then listen, you know how, I don't know if you've ever tripped or anything, but I know certainly I have it. But when they try to, in a video,

or on a movie, they try to simulate what, you know, what an acid trip would be like. And you know, it's just BS or dream states never looked like any dreams we've ever had. At the end of this, when they do their impression of a hiccup, I added some audio to make it very clear how that actually sounds inside my head. And it's exactly the way it sounds in my head. That's number four.

Okay, so it's sort of like that, but it's a whole different set of nerves and it causes this reflex arc where you have the sudden breathing inward. And then your glottis, you know know where the air comes in and out, that closes and that makes the sound. Yeah. He got it.

Yeah. Yep. He got it. Yep. Yep. He got it. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Thank you for trying to make this somewhat listable. I was terrible, but I knew that wouldn't go over. But I do have another musical one that I think will go over and that's number eight. Okay, we think you'll enjoy it. We have a lot of music on how to show it to a lot. Is there a medical term for burping? There is, and it's not belching. It's called burpis, erectation, cyophramus. Ericitation.

What is it? Eirurukitation. Eirurukitation. E-R-U-C-T-A-T-I-O-N. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation.

Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. Eirukitation. I run the show Was that another moment of silence for DMX I

Don't think we're bleeping out the Edwards for me. I'm out. I'm not just saying that. Welcome. Welcome. You rock, all of you. This is a different age. Yeah. A little call back to the days of days of old.

So this is again, we talked about this going back many years now. I did a show with Kroge called Wow in the World, and it was a kid show, but they would talk about these advanced concepts of science mixed in with like children nonsense. And that's what this show, I don't understand who this is for, it doesn't make any sense to me. Yeah, they reference Willie Wonka like three times in this episode.

Yeah, and they don't know what they're talking about too. I just wanna point out. No, and then they, and they effort up and then they have to correct themselves. Yeah. And actually, since I mentioned that, it's number 12. This is just, it's just awful. And that guess has to go out.

Because if it doesn't, you're going to explode. But you're going to float away like Varukasult. So it has to come out. I've talked to enough float away. They roll. They roll. They roll her out. She didn't float. Oh, he floated away. They rolled her out. They rolled her out. She didn't float? Oh, he floated away.

Charlie and his grandfather. Charlie and his grandfather. Yeah. Oh, wow. And they had to burp. They had to burp to come back down. After the fizzy water. In the 1971 film, Willie Wonka and the Chalka Factory,

Vrucasault does not blow up into a giant blueberry. That happens to violet boar guard. Vrucasault ends up falling through a shoot in the egg sorting room. Ugh. Rookas Salt was the bad egg. That's why the woman's name was Violet. That was the joke.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. I get very irritated at these people who don't know the intricacies of the great 1971 classic, Charlie of the Chagavactory. Or no, really walk on the Chogafactory because they changed it from the book title. Yeah, none of that wasn't necessary to be in the show. None of that.

They could have just taken all of that out. Well, with all the fake laughing and stuff that episode would have literally been about four minutes long. Yeah, you think they could have done a few fewer fart jokes and just moved along. Well, I said, I mean, who doesn't think Farts are hilarious, but I mean, it just, I do, I don't know, I mean, I've done my share of fart stories on my show. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I mean, just, you know, it can be a hilarious topic. It's just a fake laughing. I did just a really shitty super cut of the fake laughing

just in the first eight minutes of the show in number 13. Oh, look at this. Dr. Steve Poland together, super cuts for us. This is amazing. This is not a guy with a lot of free time, by the way. This is, that's why this is shitty. For future co-hosts, I just, I don't want to hear any excuses. Oh You're full of it.

Just do it. Okay. Wait, they're for the creep. Fuck horrible. I think 70 counts. I don't know the show. But that's what it is. So I can do it.

I can do it. But that's what it is So I'm gonna go away And forget that it's part of this reflex level So would you? I'm gonna go do this bend over water tank You cyan parts Can we get to the farther? Sorry Can we get to the father? Particularly after cabbage come on. It's got to be more than that right? That's my experience Yeah, I'm just saying you don't need to be a funny show. It's a medical show

You're not you don't have to be an entertainer, you're a doctor. Untapped market, obviously Carl. You think you need a funny comedy show? I'm here, funny. I'm here, cool show. Yeah. It's the giggling with physician show. Come on out this week.

Did they say a single amusing thing the whole time? Yeah, they said rock, dumb, and nearly killed them. Yeah. Why am I dying? I have, yeah, they said one funny joke. I think they made this up to, let me see, number 10. Okay. I think of fattiness in carrots.

No, I don't either. Beans for sure. Yes. Milk, of course. Right. The magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you... Two?

Oh my God, I'm glad you pulled that clip. That pissed me off so bad, because they were talking about beans. I'm like, don't even fuck, no, no. I know they did it. Yep. They did the fucking beans on. Well, straight for the obvious.

Oh, I don't think they made that one up. I think I heard that one before, Dr. I'm pretty sure. That's literally something that my grandma would say. And you'd be like, Grandma, you're off the podcast. I pulled 13 clips, I'm already physically ill, so we don't have to do any more unless you guys do. That's so bad.

We don't have to listen anymore of these. The other thing that you did this past week is you were busy on cameo, and I want to thank you, Dr. Steve, because we had Shuleon here doing his high pitch impression yes but doctor Steve got the real thing for us this is the real high pitch Eric W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P! Rocker, rocker! Ha ha ha! Very nice.

Now, that was 12 seconds long. Did you get your buddies' worth from that, Dr. Steve? I did. I added it out some stupid stuff. Oh, okay. Because you also set me the Bobo one. Now, Bobo from the Howard Stern Show is this low functioning adult who's retired and used to be a driving instructor, and he's a moron.

And the video was eight minutes long. I couldn't even pull anything out of it because it's just all rambling nonsense. He's like, oh, you're gonna get your money to work for me. Look, I just... Yeah, boomer than do 30 seconds. Yeah, that's out. So I did actually pull that out of the board here, but I do thank you for

for setting me those camials. That was fun. You're welcome. You're welcome. I can write it off. That's emotional stuff. Promotion on stuff. Fairfax. So Dr. Steven, I were talking a week or two ago. And we were talking about, now this is before the Stuttering John lawsuit stuff. But as you all know, Vinnie Paulina was working really hard behind the scenes to get Stuttering John on the creep off so that they could goof on me together. And Vinnie was offering him money, he was buying shirts, merchandise, paying for his Patreon. And Dr. Steve had an idea. I'll let you take it away here.

Well, I mean, I'm just, I'm willing to put up some real money. I'll put up a thousand dollars if John will do the show. That's it. No, no bit, I mean, I'd like to mention at some point because I, again, I'm gonna write it off, but, you know, it's promotional. But, yeah, I'm going to write it off, but, you know, it's promotional.

But yeah, I'll put up a grand for that. Nikki B, are you still listening? Mark P, are you still listening? Report this back to John. I'll also pay to have his apartment fumigated. Oh, that might be, might be a lot of money, PJ, sir. No, I'm lying. Okay. Report this back to money for you, Jay. Sure. No, I'm lying. Okay, good.

Okay. Report this page on $1,000. Now, what if he uses this money to pay for the retainer to sue me? No. That would be bad, right? More content. If he does, I'll match it. I know.

I love it. But that's as much as one bucks. I know, right? This is awesome. That's so much cores. Yes, think of how many cores you can buy with $1 bucks. That's awesome. I know, right? This is awesome. That's so much cores. Yes, think of how many cores you can buy with $1,000. Like $2,000 cores.

It's a lot. So something happened on Stuttering John's show this week that I have to play for you guys. I think it might be the most embarrassing clip I've ever played with Stuttering John because it really shows you what a piece of shit he really is. The way the way the heath functions and the way that he thinks. Listen to this. I'm gonna tell you this. So he's got this guest on who I guess is a regular out of show. I don't

know who he is because I don't pay attention. Well I'm gonna tell you this. This is gonna be pretty cool because I'm gonna work this out. I spent 45 minutes on the phone yesterday with Bill Mars show. They want to get me on and be on his panel between now and either July the 1st or in the late fall. So when I come out there, make no mistake about it, man. I'm going to just extend for a day or two and come hang out with you, man. How did they get on your, how did you get on their radar? You know, they said that they've been, you know, I've been on their radar for a couple

of years now and, you know, with the national spokesman for no dim left behind, you know, they just, what they want me on. So I'm like, how you let's do it? Well, then, you know what, you should do on that show. Plug me. Everyone. Make no mistake about it.

I'm all about that, brother. Yeah, no, you just say, you know, Bill, I just got to give a shout out to my man who you should have on Stuttering John. I'm on his show all the time. It does a great uh, progressive show. I think what he meant to say was congratulations. That's awesome news. Good on you. Good on you. You're going to get a big martyzer huge show. It's a big platform. Instead, this jealous fuck,

his first thought was, how do they find you? Here's your line verbatim to say. That's such a shit-friend thing to do. How do they even know about you? You're a piece of dog shit. That was his first thought, and then his second thought was,

yeah, his second thought was, how can this benefit me? Do you really think this guy, and if he does, do you think he's gonna go on Bill Barr's show and be like, by the way, I'm starting to cut you off though. This guy's still doing John Moindes. He's got this show on YouTube. There's hundreds of people are watching it. It's amazing.

He really got to check it out. Wow. Anyway. Wow. Hey Carl, I think thinking about it, just while I'm listening to that, the way we'll do the thousand dollars is I'll give him 500 up front,

but you get the other half after he does the show. And he can't use it for a retainer, he's gotta use it. Well, I guess once we give him the money, we can't tell him what to do with it. So it's gonna hand him a grand and hope that he shows up. It's funny.

You say that because what you just said is he can make $500 for free for doing something. True. I mean, I should have planted that. So yeah, John, seriously consider this because Vinny would love to do a show with you and you know, you guys can goof on me and I don't think that'd be a lot of fun But some people might enjoy it. I don't know and you could maybe not be so hated by everybody for once Well, that he definitely won't do it. He never makes the right move

It's funny how like all the people that you have as recurring like segments or all the people who just Suck the most and they never acknowledge like, oh yeah, I can improve or yeah, you're right. It's always the people who get super defensive. Right, people who have been telling me they love Jamarmalade, they hope that we've covered Jamarmalade a lot. I'm like, I don't know that I can because he's gonna do a better job in his podcast and he's working to be better.

It's like, okay, good, good, I knew. Yeah, check back in with him, you know? Yeah, well check back in. Although people also said they wanted him as a cost. Well, which would be better. It's like, okay, good. Good. I knew. Yeah, check back in with them. Yeah, we'll check back in. Although people also said they wanted a cost. Well, which would be interesting. We might not be able to afford them. Yeah, right. We at least need them to make a sequel to Grand Is House

and do that for you. Not every side needs a sequel, PJ. I don't know why you think that the socks need sequels. Snakes in the grass three coming soon. I believe that. All right, Dr. Steve is not just here to entertain us with fart sounds. He is also here to talk to Vic.

I want to get Vic. He's a fan of Vex. Vic, are you there? Yes, hello. Hello. Hello. Before the review segment, Vick in on the actual show content here, don't turn it off, everybody.

This isn't a review time. We're still doing this show. I promise you. I'm checking out real time. So, Vick, we were talking a couple of weeks ago about this squirting incident that you had. And I'll remind everyone that my mother-in-law does listen to this show.

I can't believe this is the topic. But anyway, you had mentioned that your bladder was full and that you peed on a guy and he thought it was hot. Now, this is a hot topic. There's a lot of debate around this and Dr. Steve volunteered some medical information on this. I'll let you take it away. Sure, hey, Vic. So there are two, you know, there are two schools of thought on this that squirting

is absolutely not piss, and then the other school that squirting absolutely is piss. Correct. And there really, you know, very few people that have any other view other than one of those binary choices. The truth is, a little bit more interesting than that. There was a study that was done, and that's where in the news where this idea that squirting is just piss came from. And they took seven women, and none of them had gynecologic abnormalities, but they reported recurrent, massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation. Who did they report?

That too. Who did his volunteer information? I guess I don't know how they selected them, but they underwent a thing called provoked sexual arousal, which basically means what they did was they put an ultrasound probe in their vagina and then they started stimulating their genitals with a dildo with a vibrator. I will also volunteer for this position. Yes, of course.

It's a beautiful study. Well, they figured out something very interesting that these women were suffering from a thing or suffering or enjoying or were good eggs with a thing called cointal incontinence. And what that is is that's invol in voluntary release of urine from the bladder. Sometimes during penetration, but often with orgasm. Now, this urine, though, is not just normal urine. What they found was even women that had empty bladders when they stimulated them if they had this phenomenon, that their bladder would immediately fill up with hyper dilute urine. And that's why when guys say, no, it's not pissed because it doesn't taste like pissed, they're absolutely right. There is some mechanism that creates a large volume

of just almost free water in the bladder that then is expelled. So it's not, I mean, if you define piss as being fluid from the bladder, then it's pissed, but this is not the normal waste product urine that collects in the bladder. So I have a question on for you, Dr. C. Yes. I mean, you did just call it hyper diluted urine, though.

Like it's still fucking urine. It's still like from your fucking, whatever it's called bladder. That's right. So if you define piss as being fluid from the bladder, then this particular phenomenon is piss, but it is very special piss in that it is, you know, it's generated only during sexual stimulation and it is hyperdolute. So I have a question. Yeah, a question for you, Dr. Steve. So if the bladder's empty, but it can produce this, could a woman who's orgasming get so

dehydrated that she feels like settling John on a Tuesday morning? Well, you know, if you were right on the verge of being dehydrated, this could push you over the edge. Oh, okay. Now, men ejaculate by storing fluids. By storing fluid in their seminal vesicles and producing it in their prostate. Now women also have a structure that's very similar to the prostate, or at least the glandular tissue called the skez glands. There are some women that actually ejaculate, and that's where this controversy is, is because some women ejaculate and they'll have a

milky fluid that is discharged from the Schienz glands, and some women will have coital incontinence where they're just, you know, voiding this large fluid of dilute urine, continents where they're just, you know, avoiding this large fluid of dilute urine. But then some women do bows. Now follow that up with your listening to WATP. We actually did a test on Anthony show once. Yes. Where I wanted to ask you about it. He had a porn star that was known for squirting, and she had large volume of fluid that came out of her bladder, but we tested it, and it also had prosthetic specific antigen. And prosthetic specific antigen can only be produced in the skin's glands. It's not produced in the urine.

So she was one of those that did both. So anyway, so there's coital incontinence and female ejaculation and Some women do both some do one or the other and some do neither so that that is the truth about female ejaculation All right, so it's piss. Thank you So yours was piss that's right Thank you for summarizing that thing. I'm sure it was delightful. I can't believe this is what WATP has become.

I'm sorry. No, I didn't see if you would have saw how hard I was laughing just now. This has been my favorite segment we've ever done on this show. He did admit to running on fume so. Oh boy, this is great. If anybody wants to settle an argument about female ejaculation, they can go to my website, go to drsteve.com and just put in female ejaculation and an article that I wrote about it will come up. It's a pictures.

I mean, you could have lied in your article though. There's no laws against that. True, but I actually have, I brought my receipts. There's citations from the medical literature. I have receipts too. I went to Target like last week. All right. Big while. Are you trying to question the credibility of the good Dr. Steve? Is that what you're doing right now? Yeah, I'm fucking 22 years old. This mother fucker just said, uh, Squirt isn't completely pissed, but it's pee. It's pee. It's pee. It's always a bit pee. Well, for those of us who sometimes get splashed, we'd like to think otherwise. It's champagne. I appreciate it.

An overwhelming number of guys that will say, look, my girlfriend or my wife, you know, squirts, and it's definitely not pissed. They'll say it's definitely not pissed. Now, before I read these articles, I thought, well, maybe they're just covering for themselves. You know, yeah, it's pissed, but they don't want to say it is because they enjoy it. And but actually the piss is distinct from regular urine

because it doesn't have waste products. I'm kind of cool. Anyway, there you go. I'll give myself out of this. I saw somebody, I saw somebody message that, Vic, when she squirts, is definitely pissing. He would pay $20 to have Vic squirt in his face. So, I could also be milked.

Yeah, and Douglas, the glamorant, Vic just pees on people. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. All right, any other questions from the gallery? Well, we have Dr. Steve here. I see some arms raised over there. Sure.

I do actually have a question, Dr. Steve. How much did Dr. Fauci pay you to slander women's squirting? Oh, because of the crack in spierzy. I haven't seen Fauci wax eloquent on squirting yet. Yeah, he hasn't weighed in on that one yet. We got to get around him. Yeah, he hasn't weighed in, but I yet. We got to get around him. Yeah, he hasn't weighed in, but I would be very interested to see his opinion on this.

Now, the doctor that they used to have on Howard Stern, Harry Fish, very nice guy, he did another study where he tested the squirt or the fluid for creatinine. And creatinine can only be produced by the kidneys. And when he got a positive creatinine, as he said, see, it's just piss. Well, he didn't do the other study that shows that prosthetic specific antigen is also released

so that for it can't be just only piss. I'm glad you cleared that up because Boba Buie got hit with some of the squirt. And that's why they did the test to find out. And that's where I heard the test to find out. And that's where I heard the news that it was you're. And so thank you for. Oh, yes. Yeah, I am. I we talked about I could have sized that study on my show.

Well, just wasn't good science. You got to you have to test for both things. When we did it on Anthony's show, we didn't have to test for creatinine because Harry Fish had already done that. But we did test for prosthetics because of the genital there it was. Is the guy's name really Harry Fish? Yeah, it is a Harry Fish. And I say, you're aologist. Do you have eyebrows? He sounds credible. He just go along with that. All right. Dr. Steve, where can people find your show? Well, we are on Series XM, channel 103, Saturday nights at 7 p.m. and Sundays at 6.

And other times at Jim McClure's pleasure. And we're the great, it's insane, but we're the longest running show on that channel now. Nice. And they can also just go to drsteve.com or just Google Weird Medicine. They can find us all over the place. Well, I have been a fan for a very long time and I really appreciate you coming on the show. And I'd love to have you back again sometime.

Absolutely. And another one of our review girls thinks she knows science. Sounds good. Anytime. I'm a big fan. Thanks. Awesome. Thank you. And again, John,

$1,000 the offer is there. So, that just Steve is not lying about this. He will make it happen. No, 500 up front and then 500 when it happens. And you know he's serious because he gave money to both Bobo and high pitch Eric for the show. That's true. That's so, so he's definitely serious. All right. Thanks, Dr. Steve. All right. Thank you.

Dr. D. Good. Good. Good. Thank you, everybody. Thanks, Dr. Steve. All right, man. Good talk to you, Connor. Thanks everybody. Oh, shit. I learned a lot. But I feel like I also didn't. I feel like Vic just refusing to learn. That's what I think, exactly.

Pretty, I like don't listen to big words anymore. It's just not worse. It's not a good use of my time to try to understand it. But it's hyper diluted piss is what I got. Something like that. I mostly too. We don't really have no idea. Vick and I just could not follow that.

Guys, what did we do today? I'll tell you what we did today. We listened to Matt Farley show, which is Moturn Media, Informersial Podcast, a show that should not exist. We heard a wean parody from Adam Thoreau as well as Cring of the Week Cool Kids Podcast. Alisa Jordana called in to talk about her relationship with Stuttering John, even though John did not want her to do that. She did it anyway and I give her credit.

Revenge of the CIS we're laughing along with us. Weird life is the new podcast from our buddy, Petty Broken Skull. Dr. Steve talked to us about this won't hurt a bit. Stuttering John embarrassed himself without trying. And that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex. The T-Rex.

This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P to get people excited about it, except for I'm not going to do that. This week, I'm just going to tease you with this. What's up, bitch? You're listening to who are these fucking podcasts? Polish people are stupid. That's right. The great Julie Egar is back on the show next week to review a podcast that won't be

how we're stern related. He's graduated past that. We won't be talking about high pitch or anything like that. Is it piss related? It might be urine related. Depends on how diluted it is. Definitely going to be urine related. It might be your unrelated depends on how diluted it is. Definitely going to be your unrelated. How much waste product there is.

PJ, thank you so much for coming on the show. You host a show called We Are Assholes. Yeah, it's a very high brow show. We are assholes. You can find it on any place you get podcasts, just type in We Are Assholes. assholes, you can find it on any place you get podcasts, just type in We Are Assholes. We just basically use a spreadsheet to justify making racist and sexist jokes. Right. And does that work? It does all the time.

Who would have guessed? I've been a guest on The We Are Asshole show a couple of times and I've been told that I'm terrible at it, But other people are very good. Actually, I thought your episode was fine and we got a positive response from it. So. Really? No, I know you're lying.

I think a lot of our show is actually just us yelling at each other. So you coming on and just yelling at us, telling us we suck, that was good. Well, I'll tell you what happened on this show. They put Governor Cuomo on the spreadsheet which they knew would trigger me, because I, of course.

The Corbal D'Arrangement Syndrome. And then I started yelling about Cuomo, they're like, girl, what the fuck, you're probably, why are you yelling about Cuomo in all the time? What did you think was gonna happen? We did the same thing with Dick Masterson, which we said things that make us a rage,

and then we put people who don't respect the federal reserve or something like that. Yeah, I heard that was, I was great. Yeah. It's it's fun to record. I'm not going to say it's an amazing podcast. Like everybody else who comes on this show, it's also probably dog shit, but it's it's worth a listen. Check it out. Definitely check that out. PJ, thank you so much for coming on the show this week. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Don't face that for tension.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. There have been no laughs. I can't fucking take it! Bullshit! This dude is fucking corny! Fucking thing suck! Thanks a lot Carl!

Change the ways! That's a fail! I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Sobery news. Uh, look here, man, writes. Good episode because of Croge.

But boy, if anything, ever deserve the... Who? Fucking CARES! Drop. It's this entire Brent-Hatley segment. I mean, what are we even talking about here? Gang Brennously posts. Brent lets other people fuck his wife.

Move over Maddox. Cuck-Ship has a new passenger coming aboard. Adam 95, a surits. Brent is a cuck, but he's not a pussy like Stuttering John. Arduin... ...and... ...what are you guys in your fucking names? Are you in a nut comments?

I like how so many of the radio people appearing on the podcast have the sound set the same way it was set for FM radio, booming bass, the mids appear cut. Sidwin Chorest asks, who are these 90s radio personalities? Our Kona submits, Croge is the best, and Kevin droppens are like sunshine on a cloudy day. My favorite episode in a very long time. Kroger fan one. A Kroger episode?

I'm not a fan any longer, but I'll listen if what's her name is on. Huge fan. What's her name is on? Reality simulator notes. I was just shopping in Kroger while listening to Kroger. W-A-T-P is getting meta. Some kind of cave demon, well now the W-A-T-P break is my favorite segment. Thanks a lot, Carl, and Jamar.

And Ralph Mollman Mellish plays us out with, let me paint you a story. Carl, you stupid motherfucker. How can someone with teeth that beg be so dumb? We will reveal, reveal, reveal! With Vic. Hi, Vic. Hello. We're getting a new review.

No, it's over there. I do. You actually posted your episodes on Audible. And you got a couple reviews from there. Yeah, I saw that. I didn't do that, but Audible is now picking up podcasts for some reason because yeah, I want to listen to a book and then a podcast. Yeah, it's it's pretty awful, but this one is titled W-A-T-P, exemplary podcast. The host has a fun voice and has a great tone for mockery. It really puts in the work for a quality audio experience. Heirs nicely with 1.5 times speed. Each episode I've heard so far has been engaging and never boring.

Chairs to Carl for inviting us into the strange and wild world of podcast personalities. All right, that's got to be a one star because no one's ever said that they liked my voice. And it pairs nicely with 1.5 speed. That's great. We're giving a three star right down the middle. Oh, that's a five. Wow. These people are fucking weird.

I like it. What do they know? Five stars. Well, they must be stupid. You also got another one called if AIDS had ears, this is what I would listen to. It's good. Absolutely. Absolute garbage.

These guys are from Rochester and who gives a fuck, but like he put the little symbols. The host sounds like he has a mouthful of sideways molars and tiny little penises where his nipples should be. I know her in this episode. That's how slow it is. It's a good good city. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That's how slow it is. That of good stuff to do. I guess he couldn't find a lot of some Rochester. Yeah, I did. I'm sorry if I accidentally made that an extra music episode, but... I'm not sorry, actually. It was amazing.

I enjoyed it. Did you see the song I posted? No. I don't know if you can play Spotify through your board, but... I can play it if I can find it on the internet. It's on the live show chat It's a song that I hope to hear after a VIX deployed again for the Navy Where the fuck did you put it in though in the others? All right, that cow is dead.

All right, that's offensive. I'm not good at entertaining that. I enjoyed it. There's also one for dead chicken, but Casey's not here. All right, well, we want to do a mashup. Any other reviews, Victoria? Yeah, you got one more. This one says, awful.

I gave them a fair shot, and I listened to a few episodes before I gave up. The host's son, like they have a matured past high school mean girls who tear you apart for dressing differently. It's actual torture to listen to them criticize every detail of a podcaster's voice. They had no value for the podcasting world. That was by Sarah. Ah, sorry Sarah.

I'll try better. I'll try harder. That's definitely a one star, but they nailed it. They did gotta nail it. We should change the name of the show to the Mean Girls podcast. Oh no. I think it's time for a rebrand, don't you, Vic? No, absolutely fucking not. Don't dig you need a shit up. Good reverence. Good pull. All right, let's listen to some voicemails. Hi, Carl. It's Professor retard. I was just calling because I'm so happy that that Jemar gets it. It that warms my gay little heart. Okay, goodbye.

Okay. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one.

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Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. I'm going to wipe out one. Okay. of the lawsuit to instead of the world's weirdest fucking bar and yard only fans feels good. Don't call me back. Still this fucking horse to take more photos. $5.00.00. The world's weirdest bar and yard only fans. That's a good way to describe our page you're out at this point. I like it. To the guy who called in and saying WATP over and over

and over until he reached the ordering area of the drive through. It was very funny but I was waiting a lot. Oh no. So, did you hear his order? Yes, I could hear his order. WATP, very nice podcast. Oh yeah. Oh, he should do a song for us.

He should do a song for every podcast that exists. He's like a million times. Just think about how many things I kind of had not to get necessarily tread back on that. But I thought maybe he made all this song because of FOMO because he's like, one of someone types in, Shelbyville, Tennessee,

and there's no song made for it. I need to quick make one. Yeah. Well, I mean, he does have a good strategy. He is working. He's making a lot of money. Dr. Steve is offering a thousand dollars on John's live stream right now, according to Roy Bert in our discord chat and John just typed back okay. I love Dr. Steve that he's really working it for the show. It's awesome Well done, okay, back to voice mills Hey Carl, I was just listening to part two and I swear to God. I think

Stuttering time said rock Tester instead of Rochester. You know, I'm missing things, but I Trester instead of Rochester. Maybe I'm missing things, but I Am almost certainly said rock So it might be worth it to pull that clip up. I thought he said rotchester Like ROT but Rochester Future Chris is the expert on Now Jack dogs of very nice city

as the expert on. No, Jack, dogs. Very nice city. Hey, Casey, what the fuck? Okay, so I called in last week wondering why instrumental heroes isn't on the fucking fan camp. And Carl was about to tell why, but then it's like, oh, what did you get at this adrenaline?

Why did you get a fucking vocalist for your thing? And it's like, then he's just fucking went out about to dump bullshit. God damn it, I wanted to fucking know, Casey. It'll make the same fucking obvious joke. You fucking idiot. I'm going for a bitch. Fuck you. All right. That's a take off. Thank you, Casey.

I actually did answer the question when I took it out in post because it was mean to people used to be in a band with. All right. Move it on. Man, so I'm listening to part two of your thing now. I just got to say, like, buttering John needs to shut the fuck up. Oh my God. Here's like the most annoying voice ever. And she's like, yeah, like for fucking like people who have been on the ship for five hours, you pay for 30 minutes but I can't fucking stand it I can't fucking take the car

off ah anyway good luck with the lawsuit that is the reaction I hope for by the way Dr. Steve is back and he did post a screenshot of St. John saying, sounds good, Dr. Steve, when he offered $1,000. So I don't know, it might be on. Vinnie, your move. Reach out to Stut Joe. Make it happen.

Vinnie just paid John some more money. Come on. Yeah, Vinnie, seriously, you can pull some more money out of your pocket, too. We got the Patriot Doe coming in on the group. It does have big pockets. Those are big pants. They don't make small pockets for those pants.

No, it has to be big enough for a full slice of pizza. Oh, Vic. All right. He was so jealous of that Alisa Jordania chick when Stuttering John came over with a pizza. He's like, damn, I was, I was her. I wouldn't let her in. I wouldn't fire in my door guy. This is another call for Casey.

Hopefully she's listening. Hey, Karl Farmer D here. It's fun to call to say that, uh, as a farmer, I bet I know a lot more about soils than Casey does. Sounds like she ain't no shit, like some fucking undergrad. Took a soils class and was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, where's the soil? It was a long run. Cool, Casey.

Ha ha ha. Farmer's calling her out for not knowing about soil. Ha ha ha. Fuck you. That's amazing. Uh, I hope there's a response to that. Ha ha ha. That's amazing. Oh, I hope there's a response to that. Hehehe. Soil wars.

Oh shit, Dr. Steve, you still here? There's a voice-mower that I meant to play. Oh, he's gone again. Yeah, he's gone. There's a voice-mower that I meant to play for him. And it's this one right here. Hey, Carl, this is Rex Fexton. I'm just calling him to lay in on the whole,

is Squirt Hiff debate. I would vote that Squirt is Squirt, not me, because I have been squirted on a few times and have noticed that I developed a rash for a day or so in the pubic region where this squirt has a coat. A rash that does not occur when I am pissed on. Also the color, the color ring, I should say, is a little different. And if you think about it, eventually, the man, you know, has been in women or biologically the same, a man will run

out of piss, but will not run out of cup. I assume that it is the same for women when they are coming over and over and over and squirting over and over and over and over and giving me rashes out my body. But they don't eat all the time, all night long, usually. So, anyway, coming back. I mean, are you sure? I honestly think that he's correct about everything he just said, according to the digestive. That kind of just sounded like a confession.

I got this rash, but I won want to tell anyone but tell this podcast. That guy might be your future ex-boyfriend, Beck. I'm just going to call it. Future ex-boyfriend? Yeah. No, I've pissed on like one person. That might be a good old boy Travis. No, I mean your future ex-boyfriend. In other words, you have yet to date. No, I mean your future, Ax Boyfriend. In other words, you have yet to date. Hmm. We'll see if he gets a rash, all right? Alexia.

That's right. That friendly segment was very disappointing. I was really hoping for combative Brent and you and Yell Adam and tell him he's an asshole and he sucks. He's all nice. What an asshole. Fuck him. Yeah, he really did ruin that segment.

He really did fucking up. You should have came out and talked about how this wife is and what an asshole I am, but did not go down that way at all. Hey, if you don't make an ice tops song with Dremarmaline, Dremarmaline, whatever that slabs name is on lyrics, you're making a big mistake.maline, whatever that Slob's name is on lyrics. You're making a big mistake.

And Franklitz probably racism. So, he's making a song I'm calling the Southern Poverty Law Center. See, uh, you can dance a body that's right. Instrumental, buddy. Instrumental. Yeah, but we could do a side-witch of our moment.

Well, you could also do a culture of one of his songs. Yeah. I would be his backing band wouldn't you? Could we bring him to Rochester? You mean physically or Basically Yes electronically there's ways okay fair enough Carl Carl you need to advertise your YouTube channel a little more because these stuttering John deepfakes are the funniest thing I've found in a day.

They are hilarious I love seeing you dance around and that cockroach outfit to the Mexican hat dance. I don't think you I wouldn't have known this existed if like like a garage something like an off comment on your podcast. You need to advertise it a little more. He called right back at right after. Oh, okay. Goddamn it. You were dancing around to look who grew up.

No fucking hat, Dan. You were a cockroach. It was white pop. I got the joke. I'm gonna fuck yourself. Yeah. Anyway, yes, our YouTube channel. Check it out. I actually posted my very first ever video podcast

because the conversation I had with Vince was over Zoom, so I recorded it and put that up. So you can check that out as well as all of our fun deep fake videos. That we're doing. I'm retarded enough that I'm like, wait, isn't this the real clip and then you come in into cockroach and I'll put I'm like, oh, okay, that the real clip? And then you come in in the cockroach and I'm like,

oh, okay, that's what the deep thing they were talking about. You thought that was actually something, John's show. Well, so the actual clip of him, like backing away from the computer, like the deep thing, I was just looking at all my phone. I thought like I'm like watching this. I thought you were gonna do some weird editor, right? John was like, I thought the same deep thing.

John's like, I got cockroaches that big, that friendly, and good dance. Yeah, believe it or not, when you came in and the cockroach outfit, I knew it wasn't there. That's what you knew. Don't need to be a smart ass. PJ, this next boy smell is for you, my friend. Oh, no.

Hey, Carl. So I listened to some of PJ's podcasts and it honestly made me last these times, but as a girl, man and I can't justify listening to a podcast as a teenager who's simped for Amorant and donated $100 to her Patreon. And another guy who goes by the monitor of a fucking anime character. On top of that, they play a song at the beginning that sounds like something you hear at like some fucking beginning of a fucking YouTube break video. That's it. you're at like some fucking beginning of a fucking YouTube play video.

That's it. Comment? I completely agree with all of that. If you have a better theme song, send it in. I'm also tired of it. But yeah, our one friend spent a hundred bucks on this titty streamer named Amaranth. He paid for her Patreon. Yeah.

And yeah, the funny thing is, it's not like he even knew who she was. He's just like, oh, this chick's hot. Yeah, I'll give her a hundred bucks. They, uh, I have a suggestion. I can do a theme song for you. All right. They do a show with the spreadsheet. They do a show with the spreadsheet.

Frenzzy show. They do it. The spreadsheet isn't supposed to be the focus oh my bad all right hey Carl just wanted to throw my support behind the idea of jimmar malade uh... doin some jingles for w a t p but uh... his name does suck so he needs to go ahead and change it to jimmar

volis obviously so give him that note to what you can do also while I'm here a boomer guy fucking suck I'm pretty sure it's you leaving voicemails on the Diction of Voice Mail line yep they are tedious rambling there I say ponderous just have an original thought in your head you should just do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up and if if it's not you, I still stand by what I said. So, Carl, what is Kirsten's in the sexual orientation? Bye. Well done.

Well done. And yes, that is Boomer guy who calls into the dick show all the time, and leaves voice bells. And Jamar Malade's a good name, so fuck that guy. Jamar Malade's funny now too. So fuck that guy. Jamar was funny that too. That is also a good one. I feel like that one might have been taken. Jamar Malade's definitely original. I think that Dijressi was talking about this, but we'll play it anyway. Hey, Carl. I'm

only a week behind on episodes, but Anthony actually had Dr. Steve on his show back in the early days and they did a test to see if Squirt was Pissarna and the result came back that it is, in fact, Piss. It also liked to pay Vic $100 if she would piss in my mouth. Call him back. That's right. I've gotten the text from it. I got like two offers.

Really being like, hey, yeah, they're like, hey, piss on me. Help me back. How much money did you make? Zero. You're not a very good business woman. Oh. Vic, can you read one of these text messages? Are they funny at all?

Not really. I have one pulled up. Oh no, no, I do. This was from April 6th. He said, I never wanted to, well, this one isn't squirting, but he said, I never wanted to fuck a cow so bad in my life. Laughing face emoji, sideways laughing face emoji, tongue out emoji. Great ass, Vic.

I'll be spinking to dad ass. Okay. And then just this Thursday, he sent me a picture. He sent me a gift. I don't know if it's his, Daker not, but it's like a peepy like waving. He said, just wanted to stop by and say hello and wave at you.

Hashtag cow fetish. You know what? Since we're talking about this, I gotta ask you, I know that you're from the Midwest. What's with the cow thing? I don't know. I truly don't know. You have multiple cow outfits.

Well, now it's a joke, but like the first original one? I don't know what that was. Wait, what do you mean you don't know what that was? That was like, you blacked out during that whole thing? No, he was just like, hey, put this on. I was like, cool, you spent like a grand on me in a weekend. I'll do it. I don't know, okay.

What was the sort of like, drop with the milk. I don't know, but he did in fact have me pour milk on myself. That guy is pretty cool. Okay. All right. The guy calls back here. Hey, Carl. I'm also misremembered that Dr. Steve Appenate, who made a squirt test thing. So I just caught up with this week. Anyway, so I must have misremembered that. Anyway, still, offer still the table, $100 for Vic to piss in my mouth. I also like to throw in $50 for a case of it.

Call it there. With, you know, their information. I'm doing for Vic at 50 for Gazy, huh, man., there are information. I'm doing for a bit, but he per case. Yeah, man. It's chicken shit. I get it. Yours might have soil sample in it. Oh, gross.

This show is going to be gross. I pay 50 bucks for Casey to examine the soil at my house. Okay, fair enough. Hey, Carl. So I called in last two weeks talking about how I was listening to the ice attempts during my final. Yeah. I just wanted to let you know I fucking killed it.

Nice. Aced all of them. Fucking instrumental thirst rock makes you smarter. Doesn't make any less fat though. Fucking call them back, Tesla. Yeah! Congratulations, sir. Everybody should be listening to the Isatel, so they want to be smart like that gentleman. All right, that's all I got today.

Vic, all right. Thanks for stopping by. Of course, I love to get educated and not listen. Yes, I appreciate you listening to what the good doctor had to say PJ, thank you so much, buddy. I appreciate you listening to an entire episode of Weird Life. It's not easy It was not easy. Thanks for having me on. Thanks, dude. Oh Yeah, that's when I play my this thing But again, we're only here for one thing all right with with the briefcase, we're only here for one thing.

And that is for me to get the fuck outta here. Uba-bye.