Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep259 - The Female Dating Strategy

Episode Date: May 16, 2021

This week we start off with Opie from the Opie and Anthony Show talking mad sh*t about everyone from the Opie and Anthony Show. It's one of the crazier Opie Radio episodes which is saying something.  Then we transition to Doug and Kaya's takeover of the show. They tell me they reviewed The Female Dating Strategy and Live From The Lair. I guess we'll all find out together. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, it's your turn, the lights, this is episode two. That's the night. Hey, what is happening, back slappers and rubber dicks. This is the preamble to episode two 59 because I wasn't going to go on and do a show this weekend. Doug and Kaya did a show. I haven't listened to it yet. I'm not going to listen to them.

I'm going to upload it. I'm going to tag on what we're doing right now. But the reason why we're here, producer Chris going to upload it. I'm gonna tag it on what we're doing right now. But the reason why we're here producer Chris welcome hey The reason we're here is because Opie went off this week and I have a bunch of clips and I have to play because it'll get old my next weekend I feel it's very important that we get to it right now. So without further ado. All right, all we decided to do this thing on his YouTube channel, where he said, just ask me questions and I'll answer anything that you guys ask.

This is like what Suthering John does, too. And it's such a bad decision to make. Because people are gonna ask questions about what he doesn't wanna talk about, or maybe he does. Seems like maybe he does, which is Anthony and Jim Norton and all the opening Anthony shit that's going on.

So it starts off with a question about Sam Roberts and Opie immediately gets into bashing Sam. Kevin McCall, Sam has zero wit or charm. I agree with you, man. You know, he had a decent career going on his own and he was growing and expanding and building an audience and then he just he just lied down and became stagnant. He never expanded his horizon. Excuse me to talk about other things on the radio. So I agree with you. All right, so according to OP, Sam is the one who's become stagnant. Now, you might not know this, Chris, but Sam hosts a morning radio show every day on serious exam with Jim Norton.

He also has the Not Sam Wrestling podcast. This is a show that I've made fun of, by the way. But it's not that he's not doing things that he's stagnant. He also hosted WWE Paper View Kickoff shows. He has a weekly live YouTube stream called Sam Roberts. Now he doesn't interview show called in the Not Sam studio. He also has embarrassing merch, just like OP does, where you can buy T-shirts with his like this on the front of it.

I don't know why I don't do that. My point is this is very business. It doesn't sound stagnant. He's not stagnant. He's doing a lot of things. And the fact that Opie would say that. And all it took was, hey, I don't think the Sam's all that good.

No, he's like, yeah, and not only that. He's not growing as a person. Like, Opie what? That, I mean, coming from Opie, that's fucking laughable, obviously. So, all right, so then it gets into them asking about Anthony Cumia and Anthony responded to OP talking about Ant and Anthony put that up on YouTube.

So typically Ant shows behind a paywall and compound media, but there's a 35 minute, we went into it, we played some clips from it last week and Ant put that up on YouTube so anyone could go and watch it and so people have watched that and they're asking Opie about it. Did you see Anthony's recent video about you? He says you should have continued O&A with him when he got fired. Oh, the townma go fuck himself. The O&A show was dead way before he got fired. He turned our whole show into one big racist gun talking rant. There was no open-and-theddy show anymore. The tell me go fuck himself. Enough already. And he's gonna

he's gonna make believe he wasn't building a whole goddamn studio in the basement of his house and it had nothing to do with me. God, I wish I could go back and just change time and change reality. What is he talking about? What an idiot. So this is why this format isn't good for Opie because people can just make shit up and Opie reacts to it as if it's real. Did you hear what Annie Anthony said? He said you're a child molester. What? It's real. Did you hear what Anthony said? He said you're a child molester.

What? He said, I'm daily kids. He's a fucking asshole. How does he get off doing this? Like, Opie. This is the same thing they had in the Stuttering John. People just make shit up and lie to him. And then he overreacts to it.

Because he's a moron. Like, Opie has become Stuttering John, which is hard to do. And when you have a format like this, it invites the trolls. You're asking for it. Oh, completely. Because if you're going to react to any type of question, do you hear what Anthony said?

Like, that's set up right there. It's worth a million laughs. Like, did you hear what Anthony said? Fill in the blank. I mean, I think you want. And I hope it's just going to go off because he's a fucking moron. And he gave advice to Stuttering Giant

about how to deal with this. He did! That's right. He's a pretty sage advice. And here he goes. He's about to go high pitch. I'm just guessing. Oh, that's funny that you say that

because someone calls him out on his voice. This is great. I love these just like letting the trolls come in. It's so fun. Speaking of regular voice for five minutes, but you can't do it. What's the big, is that a thing now? Is I fool around with some of my words? Is that a thing? Trying to make it interesting to me as well, my friend.

So that's interesting right there. That's an interesting response. So he's making those silly voices that he does to make it interesting for himself. Well, Opie, what if you just said interesting things? That would be interesting for you. Even if I have silly voices, if you just said interesting things? That would be interesting for you. You would have to have silly voices if you were just an interesting person and had something to say. And I love that he acts like, come on man, I'm just doing this because it's fun for me, but he's obviously self-conscious because then he catches himself immediately after that.

Rachel just wants to say whoops. This guy wants to say I like OP. See, there's the voice just went up on that. OP? Yep, it sure did. Any weirdo. I go pee. See, there's the voice just went up on that. Opie? Yep. It sure did. Any weirdo. I love it.

All right, so getting back to people asking about Anthony and Anthony's response to Opie, how many times have we said that? I know. It just goes around and around, but still fun. Someone asked, Opie, have you watched the video? It's readily available. I guess I don't have YouTube.

You can watch it and see what Anthony had to say about what Opie had to say. Anthony went off about you, you gotta watch it. Why? Why would I do that to myself? Why? The reason why you would watch that, Opie. Why?

So you could respond to the actual things that Anthony said instead of the made up shit that the trolls are telling you, he said, that is why unless you don't address it at all, which then great, don't watch it, like ignore everything. But if you're going to acknowledge it and respond to it in a 30 minute long episode, feel free to watch it

so that you know what the fuck you're talking about. So OP goes on to explain this idea. What OP said was that they offered a comedian a million dollars after Anthony was fired and they wanted to push Jim Norton out and they wanted to bring this other comedian in and he says it wasn't Jim Brewer, by the way. OP says, he claims it's not Jim Brewer.

They did have another thing going on with Jim Brewer at a separate incident, but this specific time after Anthony was fired and they were looking to bring it as other comedian who refused it. And this is the reason why serious wanted to do that. One of these guys that were very, very interested in and they offered him a million dollars to do the show with me. And they thought that would be a great way to, you way to keep a lot of the ONA audience in place because there was a lot of turmoil there.

And then maybe I could rebuild it and maybe I could bring some of the people that left after Anthony did his racist rants for years and his stupid gun talk for fucking years. That was the strategy that they were hoping for. And then this guy got nervous. And when you get on Anthony's bad side, it's a royal pain in the ass as you probably have figured out by now.

He gets his tentacles in you. He doesn't fucking let go. And this person was nervous of that. And also nervous how it would be perceived with the rest of the comedy community. So a couple of things going on there. Opie is explaining that serious XM wanted to get the audience back. We've alienated all of these people who didn't like what Anthony had to say. So let's fire Jim Norton and bring in another comedian

to bring the audience back. Makes no sense because currently, they have Jim Norton as the morning show host. As Anthony has pointed out for a guy coming from outside the ONA. Yes. Can you clarify for me this gun towing talk and racist talk? Was that really a thing? So Anthony would go off on a rant quite a bit.

He'd use a lot of crime statistics. It is France. That's funny stuff. And when you bring up crime statistics, there's specific races that come up more often than not. I'll be honest. And it's also a big second amendment guy. Okay.

Loves the gardens, loves shooting the gardens. And you know, that is a certain audience who enjoys that sort of thing. But the thing with Anthony is comedy first. Anthony was an entertainer and he liked to be funny. And yeah, I'm sure there were things that alienated certain people in the audience, but it also attracted a lot of people in the audience. And so now, Opie's trying to rewrite history here

and say, serious ex-M, fired him and wanted to recreate the show in a way that was like, oh, we know you all hated Anthony, but now come back, because it's Anthony free radio over here. I'm serious, that's sad, which I'm not buying it, but this is what he's claiming. And now here's a great question that comes in from one of the viewers.

Why is it that everyone, Jimmy Sam Anthony, Rocky, Senator, all don't like you and are all cool with each other how many people before you wonder if you are the problem. Yeah, those guys are whatever, but I you're not mentioning all the people I actually still get a war with. Okay, so this is this is where it gets really funny. How come they're all get along with each other still and all he says well, no, you don't even know I have tons of people come they all get along with each other still? And Opie says, well, no, you don't even know. I have tons of people that I still get along with, wrong answer, because he's answered this before.

And what he used to say was, well, I was the boss over there, and I was making a lot of decisions. So I wasn't able to be a personal friend with these people because I was business, and those guys had it easy. They could just shop for work and be chocked. Now, Opie is changing it. Opie, that's your answer, by the way.

Just see it now. Next time, remember, that's your answer. Now he's saying, well, no, I have tons of friends too. I mean, what do you mean? They're the only ones who are friends with each other. And they're not friends. No one was ever friends, you know that they're the only ones who are friends with each other? And they're not friends. No one was ever friends. You know that, right?

Show me social media posts where these guys are hanging out in a friendly way. Show me, please, I beg you. Where they're hanging out fishing together or having a barbecue or going out to dinner. We're hanging out each other's houses. Show me. All right. I can't show you a social media post because I'm a straight man and have my own friends.

So I'm not following them on Instagram, but what's interesting here is that the guy said, why are they also cool with each other and you're not cool with any of those guys? And he turns it immediately into, they're not even friends or anything. You can't even prove it using social media, but I can show you Jim and Anthony and Sam and E-Rock

at East Side Dave and Kenny and Garrett and Bobo and Big A. They're all doing shows together. And OP is not doing any of these shows. And it's funny too because OP is desperate for guests. And he's constantly talking about ONA. So you'd think it'd be great to have Sam Roberts on the show or E-Rock on the show, and none of these people go on his show. So it's a pretty valid question.

Why does no one get along with you, and yet they're all doing each other's shows, and we see them together all the time. Opec didn't even get the comedies he's to have on regularly. I don't see Rich Boss, Joe DeRosa, Robert Kelly, and any of these guys doing Opey's show. So there's something up here. That's a good question to ask. What's up with that? And I was like, well, I have friends from that show. Who? A couple of them died? Well, that's true. I know. I was thinking about the funny T-Rex shirt.

Where's like all my friends are dead. Did someone made that for OP? I get one, but as fun as you share, but anyway, that's mean. But that is a child's response. It's like, yeah, I did this thing wrong, but what about these things? I did right. So yes, brilliant observation. Hold on to that because Opian originally, when he was addressing how no one likes him

from the old Opian Anthony show and serious XM, he was saying, I've gone and done the work and I'm trying to get healthy and get better, good answers. He has totally switched 180 from that now and now it's everyone's fault, but let's not pass him aggressive, this is. If it makes you sleep better at night, there you go, I'm the problem, I'm the problem.

I just wanna be left alone. alone so he was saying before again I was hard to work with I understand it but I was the boss and that's what I had to do and I'm working on it I'm trying to get better and now he's like okay you think I'm the asshole if it makes you feel fucking better sure I'm the asshole all right is that what you want to hear so the format for his show is he just wants to be left alone on the internet. He just took a live stream where he's answering people's questions.

And just wants to be left alone. This guy's great. And then he really goes deep on fucking everyone. He trashes everyone, it's insane. The fact is Sam never liked Jimmy, okay? Jimmy told me that Anthony did something to him that he would never forgive him for. Anthony never respected Iraq. Sam hates Iraq.

Iraq doesn't like Sam. I think Jimmy's just indifferent to Iraq. This is all horse shit that you bought into. OP hasn't talked to any of these people in years and knows all of their interpersonal relationships somehow. This is so much projecting, it's insane. He goes, Anthony has no respect for Iraq. Anthony hired Iraq.

Iraq works at Camp Pound Media. He's a producer over there. So your lies are stupid lies. Their lies that are like easily disproven. It's dumb. You're like a dumb person, I don't think. When you say these things, Sam and Jim know get along, they've been doing a radio show together for years,

but maybe they don't get along, but it's insane to think that their relationship isn't good enough that they can keep things moving here. This could be wildy and accurate, but he sounds jealous. I know. All right, it gets better. things moving here. This could be wildy in the accurate but he sounds jealous. I know. All right, it gets better. It gets better. Sam came running over my house at their aunt and he got fired and said, you know, while you're out, you should, you know, make a clean slate

here or whatever. And you should get the company to fire Jimmy. But yeah, they're all friends. It get along. You're full of shit. All right. He just said that Sam wanted to get Jim Norton fired after Anthony was fired from the show. This is what a crazy person would say. Because most people aren't trying to get other people fired. They're not looking to get co-workers fired. Opie obviously does think that way.

But I guarantee you mentally sound people are not looking to get people fired. Opie obviously does think that way, but I guarantee you mentally sound people are not looking to get people fired. And it was very odd the way he said that to where he was like, while you're at it, we should get Jim out of here too while you're at it. Opie has said that he had nothing to do with Anthony getting fired and that he went to bat form with management. And now he's saying the Sam King order to his house and said, all right, Anthony's gone sweet.

While we're at it, let's also blow out Jim Norton. Sam wouldn't say that. It's an insane thing to say. Sam's friends with Anthony and Jim. It doesn't make any sense. I shouldn't say friends. I'm sorry, they're cool with each other. I don't see them going on fishing trips together on Instagram.

So I can't say that they're fucking friends or whatever OP defines his friendship. And I'll be talking about friendship as fucking hilarious too, but I don't, I don't want to pile on too much. But this is him continuing to talk about other not friends. It's obvious moving forward. You can check social social media none of those guys are hanging out. They're just okay with each other Because they're all hustling and try to you know make a little money for themselves But I'm done with that bullshit world everybody be trade me. I fed up with his world. It sounds like a suicidal person It sounds like a suicidal person.

Oh my God. They're all just hustling. You mean they're doing each other's shows and gaining an audience from that? Yeah. Yeah, working. Right. Yes. I think when he said hustling,

what he meant to say was working. They're all working, cell, and making money. Yeah. I think he's a little bit jealous about this. This is a bad format for you, OP. It's really all coming out right now. All right, I got a bunch more clips here. Oh, good.

This is a great option. Yeah, just get warmed up. I actually thought that Sam and Erock were friends of mine. And then he thought Erock was friends with him. I've talked to Erock about this. Erock has reached out to OP, wanting to get together for lunch or to grab dinner or drink and hash this out. And OP has refused to meet with them. And he's like, I thought we were friends. He wants to be your friend, dummy. E-Rock's the one guy,

I don't know why. I mean, it's just a nice guy, but he actually wants to be his friend. And a nice guy, but he actually wants to be his friend and uh, Opie's going, man, everyone's betraying me. Well, no, Opie, you ran into the control room, mother fucked, Erock and left the show on your serious afternoon show, and you've never talked to him since. Like, why do you think this is an Erock problem? This is an Opie problem. But to say these guys are friends, I swear to you.

You don't know how laughable that actually is. He didn't say their friends. He said they're cool with each other. You turned it into friends. You moron. I want people who change the question and they tell you you're an idiot for asking it. It's fabrication, but he's doing it to himself.

Yes, it's amazing to live with you. I don't think he's doing it to himself. Yes, it's amazing. I don't think he's doing that purpose. I think he's just a dumb person who's mentally ill. Yeah. It's a bad combination. Oh, but then when you tell him that, he gets very butter. Seek help, Opie.

Why do I need to seek help? You wanna explain further, why? Because I'm happy and I'm living a decent decent life right now. What? Literally no one Doing well does YouTube shows where they bash all of their ex co-workers one after the other and then claim they're happy right Honestly, I know it's like to be happy in life this ain't it Honestly, I know it's like to be happy in life, this ain't it. Like, what OP's doing right now?

Aight, happiness. He is not doing well, and I love the fact that he's decided that he can't be mentally ill because people he used to work with are more mentally ill than he is. Why am I the mentally ill one? When you could choose, when you could choose me Anthony or Jimmy, why? Why the fuck would I be the mentally ill one for real? Why are we choosing? Opie, let's say Jim Norton has mental illness. That doesn't mean that you're fine.

It does that by the way I grab this as an ice-sau and I really, this is funny. Why am I the mentally ill one? That's a great one. funny. Why am I the mentally ill one? Actually at dead Carl to on Twitter sent that to me. It made sure I grabbed that clip because it's pretty funny. So then someone asked about one of Jim Norton's new characters. After Jimmy's Paul Bell video by Capaires and your Donnie Osman, what is a Paul what's a Paul Bell video? I blocked those guys a long time ago. What is a Paul, what's a Paul Bell video? I blocked those guys a long time ago.

I honestly don't know what a Paul Bell video. Does he have another character? Does he? Does he have another character where he can just walk up the street mumbling him to himself and then you look at him and go, oh my God, there's no microphones on or anything that he actually does this when no one's around.

Oh my God, this is fucking creepy. But I'm the one that needs to seek some help. Alright. Yeah, so he does have a new character, Dave Paul Bell. And I was just checking out Paul Bell's Twitter and it gets 30 times the number of engagements that OP does. A made up person that Jim just came up with recently is getting way more interest from people than OP's actual personality. And again, OP projecting like, oh, well Jim's got a new character, he must be crazy. He must be a crazy person. That proves that I'm not a crazy person. Well no, it most certainly does not.

So again, what OP is doing on this episode, which I find fascinating, only because we've documented what his excuses have been over the years, is now he's saying it was everyone's fault but him that they ganged up on him. Man, you never want to be the odd man out. I'll tell you that much. Because I didn't get along with Anthony. Jimmy sniffifed that, got close with Anthony. Then those two were against me. Oh boy, you never want to be the odd man out in a threesome. That's for sure, man. That is for sure. You will not win that game. So I just try to tell the truth as best I can. That's all I could do.

So what he just said there, it didn't get along with Opie, Jim picked up on this and said, I better choose sides and chose Anthony side. And then they gained up on him. There was a time, I'm gonna say it again, that Opie admitted he was difficult to work with. And now he's just going, they just chose me to gang up on. I was, you know, two against one. They had to go some way and it was just happened to me. No, it's because you were fucking in sufferable douche, OP. Everyone hated working with you.

I did a podcast years ago. It was our episode 107, the OP radio show. It was the first time I ever talked about OP on here. I was getting emails from former producers and co-workers of OP saying, thank you for doing this show. OP is hated by everyone he used to work with, and I wish he would just acknowledge that

and try to get better. Instead, he's turned it around again, and this is mental illness. He's turned it around again, because he used to admit that, and now he's going, they're all assholes. I still have friends. And Jim hated Sam.

And Sam hated E-Rock. And Anthony hated E-Rock. Like, what? Again, it's that childish thing of, it's gotta be two versus one, and it's all black and white. No, there's no reasoning. I couldn't go in and say, hey, I'm just detecting a little

blob of bling and you could have been an adult about it. Two versus one. I'm out of here. You could have been an adult about it and like ask them to their faces like, what's going on here guys? Yeah. I feel like I'm the odd man out. What's going on?

Right. That would be a good question to ask. When you're making millions of dollars in a job that you want to potentially keep keep going. But guess who's making the dumb career moves? Not Opie. Anthony span. I don't know. A couple hours just beating the living shit out of me on his show. And I'm here to say I think it was the dumbest thing he's ever done in his career because he literally split the audience. He was He was trying to just turn half the audience against me. And I think he was pretty successful with that, I guess.

Open giving Anthony career advice is the most laughable thing I have ever heard. Open was unemployed, talking to himself. I mean, these videos are great because you can see his screen, his computer screen, in the window behind him, and he's staring at himself. He's literally staring at him, doing these, he's got a sunglasses on,

his little beanie on, he thinks he looks fucking hip, and he's out there going, ah, Anthony, fuck it, fucking trash me terrible career move. I think it was a really really dumb business move. I really do. I think the days of us doing an radio show day in and day out was over but there was plenty of plenty left there to keep the ONA brand together and he's pretty much has made that impossible now. What a terrible career move. Anthony made. By the way Anthony is on the latest episode keep the O&A brand together. And he's pretty much it has made that impossible now. What a terrible career move, Anthony.

By the way, Anthony is on the latest episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the biggest podcast in the world. Anthony's a guest out that, shall. You can check that out. I'd Spotify if you'd like to. Is Opie gonna be on Joe? Opie, you should reach out to Joe.

Joe, what's up? You should reach out to him. See if you can get on, or have him on your show. Let's see what happens there. So he's explaining that, Anthony's made a bad career choice. This is a video entitled Opie pushes back

against the ONA Lizing garbage. It has 10,000 fewer views than a video I uploaded called the Opie podcast still sucks. So it's not my opinion that OP is wrong here. It's a fact. It's a measurable fact. And people say I'm kissing Anthony's ass. No, I'm a fan of Anthony because he's funny.

Anthony's the talent and what he's funny. There's nothing to do with taking sides. And oh, you'll never say anything about Anthony. I enjoy Anthony. I think he's a funny guy and I like his show and Opie keep these fucking hits coming man. Wow. Wow Dynamite stuff very impressive Dr. Steve

Did a cameo with Bobo from the Howard Stern show and it was like eight minutes long It was too long and I played a little bit of it on our bonus episode on Patreon. Well, Dr. Steve, when I hadn't put together a remix of it. Cool. Yeah, so he tightened it up and hit all the important talking points here for us.

Hey, now, Carl, it's me. Bobo, Carl is an employee of the Work Access and Transfinition Program, better known as W-A-E-T-P. And they work with unemployable, confrontational, alcoholics. And on top of that, you have ones that have speech impediments. Trapped in these apartments with roaches. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Bop-bop-bop-bop out. So, Bobo Saadi was doing a good thing by ranting and rambling forever. We just wanted to hit the certain points here, Bobo. Oh, that was really, you're a buffoon, Bob.

And the point is that we want to goof on you for being a moron. One more thing I want to hit. And then we're going to get to the Kai and Doug episode. I know. It seems like I'm stalling or something. I know a lot of people to hear it. No, I'm sure it's great.

I'm sure it's fine. Chris with a K reached out to me and pointed something out that was pretty interesting. Back on episode 73, now we're going back a long ways here. Kroge was over and we were talking about the Adam Kroge show and Kroge had a pretty brilliant observation about Adam's life at home. Adam also has a rich home life filled with, you know, nurturing romantic relationship with his wife. Maybe if you play number 12, we could start listening to a little bit

of that. I always love to follow up. It's my wife. Did you feed the dog? Yes, I did. So, your Fed fill, I pass it progressively, never answer. I just stand there because like, according to your math, we could go forever. We could just keep going for infinity. Like I can keep saying yes and you could keep asking. Are you crazy? Are you the first? Yes. So now I know you've heard the story 50,000 fucking times as high as his wife sometimes adds some H.F.E. the dog and then says and you've had him and then he just fucking glairs at her. Gives her the silent treatment. Can you imagine living with someone like that? Like, let's just say that's a pet peeve here, okay?

Why don't you say, well, honey, I just said that I did. You don't have to ask me. Or something. I mean, there is fucking 10 million decent ways to handle that situation. Even no. So, by the way, I know that's me shitting out Croch's point. I was just gonna say, Croch's the voice of reason. I'm like, who even knows Croche's point. I was just gonna say Croche the voice of reason. I know.

I'm like, oh, who even knows if that's true. Anyway. I was thinking back, I'm like, oh shit, I'm gonna ask. So, I'm not taking any joy in this. I like Adam Crowe. I think he's a funny guy. And I do feel bad, but I think Croche fucking called it. Lynette and I are getting divorced.

It's not something that I wanted to get or to do. I've never... I'm a product of divorce. Yeah. Um, and that's a product of divorce. It's not the kind of thing. It's just, well, no one ever signs up to get divorced. No. So at a time, I was not happy about this. He wishes that this does not happen. And I might have called something else that's recently occurred as well. I'll give you some evidence that maybe he's not a lot of fun to hang out with. He tells these stories all the time.

They go to Vegas because he's got a gig there and he brings the family. And he has to go back because he's got a bunch of work to do, he's 15 podcasts a week. And the family will say, no, we're gonna stay here. Or they'll have something going on. And they're like, we're just gonna go to Disneyland. We're gonna take, they love to get the fuck away from this guy. Oh my God. And you know, he doesn't come out and say it, but it's very obvious because he talks about it all the time. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My family's

all doing this fun stuff without me. It's like, yeah, there's probably a reason for that. You're insufferable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So that was from back in episode 73 again. And now fast forward to May of 2021. And this is Adam on his own show. We've been separated for a few months. It's hard. The kids come first and they have and they're doing well and So I say too well Like literally Benefitting I wanted a little devastation. I did not get much devastation It's kind of obvious why this is all happening to you. You're kind of a dish back to people. But it's not fun.

It's very sad. And anytime there's a divorce, it's a very sad thing. But thank you to Chris with a K for pointing out how awesome we are here at W ATP. And thank you to producer Chris with a C for coming over on a Sunday morning and recording this with me. My pleasure. We are now going to insert the Doug and Kaya episode that we had them record for.

I'm looking forward to hearing that myself. And then we're gonna pop the subreddit news on the end of that. So stick around to the ad people to find out if you made subreddit news. So without further ado, take it away, Doug and Kaya. Stupid man thing, you won't live long, even if you run. W-A-K-P-W-A-T-P. New episode.

Doug and Kaya to show. Doug and Kaya. So, this is going to be like a throwback episode. We're not going to do any OB. We're not going to do any stuttering, John. We're going to talk about podcasts and only podcasts. All right. Now that hopefully half of the audience has tuned out.

What are we doing? Let's talk about OP. Now that everybody's gone, let's talk only about OP. Nope. That would just be pranking us. All right. So we got a two for this week. First, we started off with female dating strategy.

This was a submission by Kaia. Yep. And so then we have what's his name? Redon Q. Loose. Yeah. He's a whole other, we'll get into him. I think his name's Terrence Pop. Okay. So it's it's it's it was we can do two shows in one episode to fill out the time that Carl usually dedicates to OP and Carl and whatever the ginger guys name was, I forget. And we found these in cell podcasts, one run by a guy and the other run by women. And we thought, Hey, you know what? Two faces of the same coin. Let's do a two for two groups of bitter people, seizing, jilted, who hate the opposite sex. And put them on one episode. And nice little game here. What I found interesting about this is it's extreme left and extreme right. And I

extremely hate both of them. There is nothing about this whole group of people that I like. All right, so the first one we're going to get into is female dating strategy. So this is a podcast hosted by Rouge, Savannah, and Lilith. So from their website, it says, welcome to the official podcast of the female dating strategy. Once dubbed, the meanest female only place on the internet. These fucking cons, man, but this is just ridiculous. So this is a podcast that initially started as a subreddit, make of that what you will. And the subreddit is a female exclusive space where women just go to bitch about man and cry in mone as I said as fem cells do.

I, I am sure that they would not like to consider themselves femsels. So allow me to explain my use of the nomenclature. I know that women generally can get laid easier, and I'm sure these women do. But when you fall into that mentality where you felt like one or two bad partners, and now that leads you to hate the entire opposite sex, and you're just this fucking bitter, and now that leads you to hate the entire opposite sex, and you're just this fucking bitter, I call that the femsel mentality, and these bitches are just drinking it from the tap.

So I've got, my clip number three is, my clip to summarize is the episode. I listened to the episode called FAQs. We're more feminist in the way that we believe in the advancement socially, politically, economically, and legally of women. Yeah. Especially in the context of relationships where women have been conditioned pretty much as we came out of the womb to constantly neglect and forego our own needs and wants and desires as well. Yeah. Oh, fun. Yeah. What's that? Hannah Gatsby? All of them remind me of Hannah Gatsby.

Yeah, I mean, they laugh at least there's some jokes being made. I'll give them kudos for that. It's not quite Hannah Gatsby territory. They don't just sit there for an hour talking about being raped, making up being raped. The thing is there's three of them. And all three of them just, they can't wait for the other one to shut the fuck up so they can start talking. And that's all it is. Which one of the three can fill up the most time? It's that. And it's the persecution complex. This is my favorite. Always with themselves. These guys are, they think they live in a patriarchy. The men think they live in a matriarchy. And of course, as always, they believe that there's just not enough content

like theirs out there. Before we get started, I just want to make a brief announcement about the state of the pod. We've been getting tons of amazing feedback from women. And it's become very clear to us that a lot of women are thirsty for this type of content. This is a niche in women's media that is desperately needed and has been neglected for a very long time. And we really want to be able to make more content there's just one problem and that's money. Give us money so we can man hate. Also there's been a lack of material like this that hates

some men. Have you consumed any media? It's all that fucking is. I can't go on social media without some bitch with like 500,000 likes on her tweet. That's just some gender swapped in settlement of festo. We crying about men. There's nothing about their content that requires any money. They, oh no, they don't have any mic quality. I think they record over telephone. It's just a money grab. This is all bullshit. And the only thing that they bitch about is food. I've got three separate clips here where everything comes down to, if you fuck a guy for free, you're a whore, if you're gonna fuck somebody, you need to get paid for it. Okay. So play my number 12.

All right. Like, when we expect a guy to pay for dates, we're asking him to prove that he can be not just a good partner, but also potentially good father. So it's not just about, you know, the benefit of us as individuals, it's the benefit of women as a whole and children. So the connection she just made there,

when you ask somebody to pay for your meal, that's testing to see if they're gonna be a good father. Yeah, I wouldn't say that on the first date. That's just a weird thing to say. Just say what everybody believes and that is fine for every normal man is out there. You're the man, it's chivalrous. That's a gentlemanly thing to do to pay for dinner.

It's fine. You don't have to make up fucking bullshit. It's like if I said, if I go on a first date with a woman and she lets me pay for her, that tells me that she'll one day make a good mother. She'll let me make the calls and she'll just sit there and take it. What?

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I didn't even know what Red Pill was. Really? Yeah. This is all new to me. This and what is MG Tower or whatever, all this new shit that I'm learning. Okay. We can get to all those terms ones we introduced the guy I suppose red pill I'm sure you know what that is by now. That's like the easiest to understand and wrap your head around Yeah, I know what it is now and These women you would consider them I guess pink pilled I guess I just they're women going their own way essentially

I wish they would be playing B-pilled. These women are fucking annoying. Oh, they are. They also think that the men should be paying for that as well and the paint-tacks and everything, but we can get to those. Have you noticed how one of the ladies, Savannah, has a rather androgynous voice, I will say very politely? Have you noticed that?

I don't know which one that is. Okay, allow me to introduce to everybody, Savannah, because apparently everybody loves her voice. Eeeeee. What's up, Queens? Welcome to the female dating strategy. I'm your host, Roe. Everyone loves Savannah's voice.

And nope. It sounds fancy, doesn't it? It sounds posh. I'll be a man. Say my accent is posh. I'll be a man. much needed class. No, that disgusting giggle and the voice that sounds just so off. And here's a quick isolate a clip over laughing. I think play my number 23.

I believe it's the same girl. And I have it labeled as the fat one tries wheezing through a joke. Oh yeah so immediately you notice she's fat. Do you remember the bed nest purse? Well I like the boyfriend snapped it in and the nest I wanted her to sleep in the like a It's like a Dessert Christ of the floor. And he wanted to sleep in the Yeah, we don't do that fucking shit.

And this is why we have the double standard. I love that fucking voice. That's some sexy shit right there. Oh, bro, here's another one of our laughing. Beautiful Savannah. Truly the voice of a siren calling young sailors into the coliffs. I kind of hate when a guy's bullsack is long and droopy.

I look like a laundry bag with a sockable thread in at the bottom. Yeah, first of all, you tell this person's American because they didn't say football. The imagery is just out of the handle this article. Oh, it's a cool. So that's Savannah. Beautiful, beautiful voice.

And Jellik, I've got one more about voice. I don't know if it's the same girl. And I just I labeled it. It's my number six. I labeled it Hannah's get Hannah Gatsby's voice is so fucking annoying. Because of quality, you know, let's be real. Quality between the sexes, it doesn't exist. But let's be real.

The double standards between behaviors and expectations from men and women are not even the same. As we play these clips, by the way, I'd ask our audience to do a little thought experiment that I was like to play on Twitter. It's called just swap the gender pronouns around. As we play through clips of both of these shows, when the women say men and he just would place that with she and woman.

And you'll quickly notice that a lot of the fucking rhetoric sounds straight out of Elliot Rogers manifesto. So what one of the things, specifically these three girls, they don't care that they're a hypocrite. Yep. Okay. Do you have a clip for that? I think every remaining clip is something to do with them being a fucking hypocrite. My number five. You know, we all know the definition of feminism as the social political and economic equality of the sexes. Yeah, men Men use it to weaponize it. Yeah, I'm into use that to like gaslight women. Yeah, they weaponize the word equality. And they go like, well, what about men? And like, we're oppressed too. And it's crazy because they'll do

terrible things to women. And then when we do the same thing, they pointed us and go like, well, you're a hypocrite. Yeah, you're right. They don't give a shit. They're very open about being hypocrites. And I noticed this in Yipset that I listened to, which is about Dick Lankh. So, they're very open about being hypocrites, and I noticed this in Yipset that I listened to, which is about dick length. So these women are very open about their preferences for longer dicks, which is fair enough, I think many, many women are. But they specifically like to shame people for it, and they don't really care about being not body positive, so here I got two clips. Also like welcome to our world. Okay. Like women are fed messages that our bodies are not good enough from pretty much like the moment we can fucking read. So, you

know, like if you're being made to feel insecure about your body for the first time, it's like, wow, that must be really hard for you. Yeah, because no one ever makes fun of men, you know, the small big joke never has been said before. It's, he says, you know, we're, we get body shamed to, we get self conscious the moment you learn to read. Yeah, I got self conscious. The first moment I learned to read a tape measure, it's a common experience that we all feel.

And then, of course, this is not very body positive. It's in fact body shaming what they're doing, but they explain that they don't give a shit. Yeah, they're angry. I mean, they've been really angry about body positivity stuff. I mean, they've been vocally angry when brands put women who are even slightly overweight. Oh, this politically correct censorship and like blah, blah, blah. The mainstream media is trying to force us to sleep with fat women, blah, blah, blah.

They've been vocally against body positivity when it was about women. The moment women start saying something critical about men, oh my god, your body is shaming me. Yeah, I mean, you are, which makes you a hypocrite. You're putting even slightly overweight women on a billboard and people lose their minds. No, it's because you like put people like test holiday on the front cover of fitness magazines with a caption saying, this is healthy. It's like the objective denial of reality that tends to get people riled up. You know, it's like if you put a micro penis on a magazine cover and said, this is huge. Oh no. It, it, it's okay to put a tubby bitch on a billboard. But, but just say, like, don't be like this tubby bitch. That's, that's fine to

say. Don't put a tubby bitch on a billboard and say, this is healthy because it's not or desirable. It is not. And if you want to talk the same about my group, he's just fair enough, but then you can't turn around and still cry about body positivity and shit. By the way, body positivity was meant to be this thing for like women who get breast cancer and have to get, you know, mastectomies or middle-aged, bitches who get acid thrown in their faces because they wanna marry a goat.

And instead, it's now about fucking bitches who stuff their faces all day and wanna pause for it. Yeah, I'm not on work with body positivity, fuck that. Nor should anybody be. The world needs more bullying. That's what we're missing right now. It certainly does. Anyway, I like them being honest

about this at least. I guess if they're honest, it's not really hypocrisy. Let's make fun of small dicks and fat chicks. I'm good with that. So, oh, hang on. I apologize, hold your horses. I just had one more clip in the hypocrisy series here. And you know what? A lot of guys are listening to this and they'll be like,

oh, so you think it's okay to treat men badly because women were treated badly, but two wrongs don't make a right. Okay, guess what? Like, feminists for a long time have been trying to achieve equality by lifting women up and men have been fighting us every fucking step of the way. And so if I have to drag men down to bring them down to our level, to achieve equality, I fucking will. Okay. It's going to be a mud fight.

And so if guys don't like that, you always have the option of treating women better and we can meet each other in the middle. Yeah, I hate that tone. You could do better. Yeah, they're just treat us better, right? No. I mean, if you want to be, if you want this to just always go lower and lower, when you go low, we go low and then you go low, okay, you big nose, tubby bitch. So I have no doubt that

we can go much lower than they can go. They're new to this. It doesn't, it also doesn't help how limited they are in their mental capacity. They are just fucking stupid. They're, they're, they're a train of logic or thought patterns are fucking stupid. Play my number one. All right. So first up, FAQs. This is a question we get over and over and over. Do you know what FAQ stands for, Kaya?

Frequently asked questions. Okay. So you label your episode FAQs, and then you start off by saying FAQs, this is a question we get asked over and over and over. You mean fucking frequently you twat? Yeah. So what are, do we have an examples

of what they do get asked over and over and over? So play number two. This is a question we get over and over and over. So play number two. This is a question we get over and over and over. And I feel like a lot of times it's in a accusatory tone. And the question we get often is, are you feminists? Okay. I would assume so. This wasn't our long episode.

They answered, I think, two questions. This being the first one. And it was like 30 minutes of answers to, are you feminist? Could have just said yes. Play my number four. And this is when they're talking, they're getting into their answer about, are they feminists or whatever. I think people who say, you know, that we're not feminists. First of all, it's mostly like male people, you know, saying you're not real feminists because you don't serve my interests, which is to be expected from people

with competing interests from us. I actually think that we are the most distilled pure form of feminism because we don't, we cut all the other shit, okay? We are just about the ruthless advancement of women bar none without any other consideration. Okay. Sounds like a fucking hoot at a party, don't they? Didn't this somebody you liked a party with? Yeah, ruthless advancement. I don't know. I would...

Again, I mean, if this is who you want to be, that's fair enough. I actually, look, I don't get that mad at these women because they're very honest about what they're doing because usually with these types of shows, you have this underhanded, we're not being mean, we're not vicious assholes, and these guys, they entirely, they just don't have that. They're very, very open about hating men and being dickheads, and I can at least appreciate that.

And an occasion, they actually have some opinions I completely agree with. So here they're talking about people who get mad at them, specifically on reddits. And this is what they have to say. I do not understand all of the guys, people in general who stay perched on FDS, mad. You know they could just log off, right, or go to a different subreddit? Like, it's actually not hard. Thank you.

That is actually a very correct opinion that I tend to agree with, writ large on the internet, generally everywhere. And I'd like to add to that my favorite tweet of all time from Tyler the creator. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. How the fuck is cyber bullying real? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nega just walk away from the screen

like Nega close your eyes. Ha ha ha. Very, very, very based. All right. I couldn't say the end word. I knew I couldn't say I could bring you through a text to speak. Couldn't, couldn't bring yourself to read it.

I don't want that clip out there. So it's, it's interesting that you that, that you didn't get mad at them. Because so in my real life, I wouldn't give a shit what they're saying on Reddit. But being forced to listen to it, it does, it kind of makes me angry just because they're filling other people's head with bullshit. Yeah, definitely. I mean, that is, like I said, the rate of loveless and sexless youth is increasing and they're going to flock to people like this and they're going to have

women telling them, no honey, you're right. Everything is men's fault. They are evil. You should avoid them. They're all scum. Yes, and it's going to make sense to them, unfortunately. So in my prep for this show, I ended up going on their subreddit and they have the FDS handbook, which is according to them, required reading before you're allowed to post on their subreddit. You have to pass a fucking exam. I am telling you, it is a solid four or five hours worth of reading. If you wanted to get through this, holy shit. Okay.

These pretentious cons. You've not taken that SAT. No, I'm only about a third of the way through. I'm right now I'm on fuckboy recovery. Okay. All right. So play my number seven. This is them talking about, they were talking about when men try to take any sort of credit

for childbirth. Yeah. Like, you can't go 50-50 on childbirth, right? Like, if a woman is, like, a woman is pregnant and giving birth and, like, breastfeeding her child, right? There's, like, the man has to really step the fuck up if he wants to come even close to, you know, he's, in fact, for as well, not possible from the go 50-50 on that. He can put a ton of effort into it and maybe it'll be like 70-30. Who measures this? At what point in a relationship,

do you start putting a fucking fraction on your kid unless it's three fifths. Yeah. Five. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. So you know how they say in a marriage, you shouldn't keep score. They are adamantly against this rule.

And it's just the worst person you could possibly be with is, you know, you're going to have an argument and they're going to bring a petty shit. Like I did the dishes twice this weekend. You didn't. Like this is the kind of person who's gonna do that to you. Yeah, one of the things that they get into, trying to find it here, it's,

they're talking about how when you're dating somebody, you know, before you, when you're thinking about marrying them, it is very important for the female to find out everything possible about the male, but don't tell the male anything about your sexual history. You need to do this. Oh, under what? Play my number 15. So, for example, let's say, you know, FDS, a teaching is that we don't share our sexual histories with men, but it's important to have

an understanding of a man's sexual history. So things like, does he watch porn, you know, his news on casual sex? Wait, I mean, they're very big on casual sex. Clearly, otherwise, I wouldn't have feel the need to hide their sexual history. See, there's some hypocrisy right there. No, everything about them is hypocrisy. So, but what I found interesting about that was, they go on to talk about how, if somebody watches porn, you shouldn't date them. If somebody masturbates, you shouldn't date them.

Yeah. There is very big in both communities, actually. Both the insults are against porn by and large and so are the femme cells. So they think believe in something called porn sickness, which is just porn addiction, which I'd say fair enough, I think you can get addicted to everything and it'll fucking ruin you no matter what it is

if you get too addicted. But what's funny to me, and I wish I clipped this now, they at some point have this uncomfortable moments where they have to admit that they align with conservatives on this point. The conservatives are also very much against porn and they just couldn't make this work in their own worldview, agreeing with conservatives on something. And it was very interesting to listen to them, but it was way too long for me to clip. Okay, let me start by introducing some terminology here. Anyways, I thought we kick off this episode with some Scrood Audacity. Scrood Audacity.

Now, I did not know this, but if you go to their subreddits, they refer to men, all men as Scroods. It sounds gross, and you might think, wow, gosh, that's the humanizing, but then again, I can't get mad because fair enough, I'm gonna be calling these women cons throughout this whole episode. So I think it's fair. Yeah, I see nothing wrong with calling men's scroats, that's fine. Yeah, it just sounds a little gross, but fair enough, I have a scroat. And cut is much better.

Yeah, I mean, again, I have 29 years of misogyny under my belt, bitch, you can't measure up your own lightweight. All right, so the episode that I listened to is about them reading a post that they very much like about a woman who said that she's sick and tired of pretending like size doesn't matter. And she wrote a long post analyzing Dix and what she likes about them and what she doesn't like about them. And here's a little bit of that post. So I'm tired of hearing that Dix size does- This is the fat and ugly one reading the comments off of Reddit. Matt's a being thrown round in our culture because yes the fuck it does.

Dix size doesn't matter as a huge male hope that women keep being pressured to buy into, to virtue signal and cool girl in quotation marks. Whilst ultimately denying ourselves aspects of pleasure we would otherwise experience if we were just brutally honest about what we liked in Dick's and looked for that. Our facts? Yet again, I have to admit, the credit where credit is due. They are facts. I also don't believe it when women say size doesn't matter.

That doesn't sound correct to me whatsoever. But you know, you know who women say that too? Yeah, my critic people. Yeah. Well, I was going to say average sized dick people that that's fine. They make sure to once again, point out their hypocrisy and point out that this is a one-way street. They make criticise your dick size, but you don't get to say the same shit about their bodies.

Penicise and shape matters a lot for women's orgasmability. This is not the same as when having a preference for boobs or ass sides. Because women will literally not be able to orgasm during a penis and vagina sex and some dicks. And my fear is to why I think lots of women can't come from a PIB sex is that the dude's dick size and shape ain't cutting it. But we're never allowed to admit that to ourselves because men keep cutting us off when we try to assert ourselves on this issue. She sounds like she has a she sounds like she has a stick of butter in her mouth every time she talks. Because she does. You can hear the weight. But is that really something people never say the bigger dicks are for

lead to better sex? Because whenever I go on porn sites, I see no average penis in sites. Yeah, there's not an average penis category for a reason. Right. And I don't know why they're completely disregarding psychology here. You know, if I'm into a certain size of tits and ass, yeah, in fact, me fucking Ahadi is going to make it way easier for me to come. That is a big factor, whether I find your body proportions attractive or not. Right? Right. Right. I needed some male affirmation here. You left me hanging. Like I'm the crazy one. Okay, so to get back, like as you can, there's very a lot of

dead giveaways as to someone being an in-sell, right? For instance, when they make generalizations like all women are horse, you know, you're talking to an Encel, right? You're talking to a guy who's never held a girl's hand and he's just bitter. And these women do that a lot. Here's the thing is, is like most guys, even ones with small penises have bad motion of the ocean. Like they're men, like they still don't care about women's pleasure regardless of dick size. And so I don't see why I have to be extra charitable to sort someone with a small dick knowing that he's probably not going to show me the same courtesy. Right. That's that's also the subtext there that that that somehow all of these guys who have smaller dicks are making up for it with other skills, but they all have basically the same skill set, no matter what their penis looks like.

These bitches are insufferable. I don't fault them for hating men if all the sex they have is bad, but at the same time, if all the sex you have with every man sucks, you're the common factor here. Yeah. So the one that was talking, if you play my number 22, she's talking about her previous boyfriends. Okay, I feel like as a culture, we've adopted this like same attitude. You know when you're in a relationship with like a low-value, really shitty man, and you're trying to like communicate with him like, yeah, I'd really like if you could like, you know, reply to me faster than like 10 hours or you know,

I'd really like if you could remember, Did you give a single solitary fuck please? Just one it would be nice if you could like remember my birthday. She does she just makes shitty people Perfect the perfect encapsulation of who these people are you date the dumbest douchebags and then you think that's all men No, you're just a fucking idiot. Like, I've never, I've been in relationships that didn't work out, but I've never dated anybody that was just so fucking callous, where she didn't even remember my birthday.

Hence, I never ended up hating women. It's not that difficult. Yeah, there's a good chance, there's a good chance that if you're dating somebody that doesn't return your calls and doesn't remember your birthday, they don't give a fuck if you come or not. They're there for one reason. Right, I mean, don't they do an asshole

and you won't become an insult? So getting back into their double standards, if you play my number 19, what they're talking about is how men only look out for number one, they don't care about what women need, all that shit. Nature versus nurture, but men look out for number one, they don't care about what women need all that shit. Nature versus nurture, but men look out for number one. They learn that they are going to have to fight for their own interests early.

So they're not thinking about society and how it affects us. They're just like, oh, y'all wanted something. Okay. So keep in mind, they're spending that time. They're bad-mouthing men for only taking care of men, right? Play my number 20. Because guess what, when you're a woman, you're gonna be hated no matter what you do.

If you have sex on the first date, you're a whore. If you don't have sex on the first date, you're a prude. So you may as well do what it's going to advance your interests the most. I act like a dude. Ha ha ha ha ha. I love it. This is just a bunch of women who want to be men, essentially, men, all men are a dude. I love it. This is just a bunch of women who want to be men essentially.

All men are pigs. Let's be pigs. Okay, then it's going to just all turn into a mutfights. And you're always going to find, if you turn yourself into a pig, then that's your environment now, right? That's your life. Now you are a pig who only ever gets to date other pigs. I think you hit the nail on the head. That's what they want is just to be men, but they want somebody else to pay for their food.

That's it. Yeah, essentially. All right, play my number 21, referencing what I said about somebody one, them one somebody to buy them dinner. Same thing. Like buy me dinner and maybe I'll sleep with you three months from now kind of thing they get so offended when we give them if somebody was to tell me you buy me dinner tonight and I might sleep with you in three months all right what do you want all right I see we differ there I'm more of the opinion of you know if it happens that fat it happens it's you you don't dangle it in front of me like a fucking treat like a carrot.

Fuck you. You'd think that the feminist view of sex would be this mutually loving bonds that you finally get to have with the somebody that you love and that actually values you. No, to them, it's literally just a currency. Right. So let's see here. I want to get into some of the not propagand but rhetoric that they spew.

So they like in the way that, just play my number eight, that it'll be easier than we try to explain it. And I think that sort of the mainstream girl power consumerist feminism has become the most popular kind of feminism, or at least the one that's been co-opted by again our capitalist overlords that basically decide all these movements. I have a similar beef with the way they co-opted Black Lives Matter and took a lot of the bite out of it.

They took the bite out of it. The capitalist overlords are taking over feminism. I don't know how they took the bite out of it. You were Molotov cocktailing buildings and cops. I think that has plenty of bite. I don't know what the What a higher notch of that would be. I don't know, man. When the when the face mask started getting imported from China with I can't breathe Okay, you're right about that one That is always fun. I always enjoyed it. I'm like, you know It's all this cop kneeled on a. It's one like, you know, it's all this cop kneeled on a black man's neck for nine minutes and 29 seconds. You know, you know, what we should do about this is watch black pan through two now in I max. Oh, you're a

feminist and you keep the rape statistics are out of hands that's unconscionable by wonder woman. Oh, okay. So, so what they liken it to is play my number nine. It's I mean, there are guys. There are guys on FDS who straight up root for climate change because they want like a mad max situation where, you know, society collapses and they can reinstate patriarchy. That's what we're up against. Wait, what are you doing? Stay.

Do you really think that she believes that? I don't know, man, but I thought they think we live in a patriarchy now. So what system are we living under now that we have to tear down and then re-instate patriarchy? Yeah, I think she's, she's referencing where we get to have a belt around her neck and lead her around and lead her around and tie her up to our car when we go fight or whatever. I guess that's always my favorite part is like when, you know, we got blessed our hearts. I love them.

But women have this idea that when society collapses, they're going to be like that bitch from the Hunger Games or Maze Runner or something. They're going to have a bow and arrow and they're going to lead a pack of teen youth, all of whom are hot men in their 30s playing 17 year olds. No, you're gonna be a prostitute or a property. You're gonna be currency. You're gonna be currency. So I guess you're already halfway there. They only think of their vaginas as currency. That's what's gonna happen. I mean we saw it's play out in the last year in real life.

What happens when the fucking economy went to the gutter and everybody got fired from their jobs? Only fans became a thing. So you look at any time where government loses control or the citizens rise up, there's riots, all that shit. Women aren't out there leading the charge and fighting. They're getting hit in the head with fucking fire extinguishers. They're just meat shields.

So going back to them always sounding like in cells just gender swapped. Like I said, apply the my thought experiment to this following clip. When most men go around saying mean shit and then being like, oh, I just speak the truth or I'm just blunt. I just tell it like it is blah, blah, blah. Like they don't care about caring about protecting other people's feelings. Most men actually get off on like causing women psychological anguish. Really? Most men get off on causing women psychological anguish. Most? I thought it was all. Shut up. But that is, is that not the exact thing that you would read in Elliott Rogers manifesto

might twisted worlds.pdf where he would go, you know, most women, they all women, they get off on causing men psychological anguish. They torture me. What the fuck? How bad of a relationship have you been in? A relationship, I guess? Let's go back to the porn sickness. Like I said, they're very much against porn, but this lady was talking about a very big

penis that she enjoyed dating for a while. Unfortunately, he was porn sick. For example, I once dated a guy with an absolute anaconda, but it curves so severely to his left and makes sex extremely uncomfortable and outright painful at times. He was porn sick, so I suspect his curve, the issues for us, it came from a Pyrones disease, which is what happens when men beat their dick so ferociously they develop internal scar tissue that makes it excessively curve. Ooh.

See, this is valuable sexual information. Did you know about this before? I did not. Uh, Leslie, whatever. And she, she, because she heard it one time, it's fact. And now this is very important information. Well, all right. So what they mentioned there is, I don't know how to pronounce it.

And I didn't bother to fact check them in fact. But it's something called peronious disease or something. Would you like to read the description for that disease? Peronious disease is caused by repeated penile injury, typically during sex or physical activity. Penis is very in shape and size and having a curved direction isn't necessarily a cause for concern. In peronious disease, the bend is significant and may occur along with pain or interfere with sexual function. Medications

or surgery may be recommended if symptoms persist or worsen. So it is apparently a real thing, but it might also be genetic. It says in the description there, right? So she just takes it effect that this might must mean that the guy was jerking off too much. Hence quit porn. Yeah. So, okay. If they are so against porn, right? And in their mind, if you have a curved dick, that means that you've caught the porn sickness, she shouldn't have fucked him to begin with.

But what she said is it hurt, it was too big or whatever the fuck she said and it curved too much. So the porn sickness didn't bother her until she found out she couldn't get off using his dick. Then it was a problem. It sounds like, again, this sounds like the conspiracy theory that in cells have where if a woman gets fucked too much by other men, her pussy will loosen up and become gaping. And the look start looking like roast beef.

Essentially, it's the same fucking thing. If you jerk off too much or fuck too much or whatever, then your dick is to get a start bending, left and right and up and down. So as it might be able to tell, they don't really know a whole lot about penises and what causes certain things. Here's a woman. She continues Savannah in your beautiful voice, continues reading about, um, I also hate when guys have

that scissor colored ring around the head of their penis that makes it look like an earth one poking out the bushes. But that's just me. Isn't that like, uh, uh, when they get their foreskin removed? Yes. That's usually what that is. Yeah, that's a circumcision ring. Yes, thank you. Yes, thank you. Yes, yes, that's a circumcision ring. I think that's the yeah. That's a circumcision ring. Yeah. Thank you to Bimbo number two, jumping in to correct Bimbo number one.

Like that is a circumcision. Have you guys never been with a circumcised dick? What the fuck? How do you not know this? Ring of discoloration? Have you even seen a dick? Okay. No.

Okay, so and then they go into the age old debate cut versus uncut. I remember this argument from my youth when I was spending time on 4chan. There would always be a thread of two factions of men. I saw one day religion will be gone and men will be fighting over whose circumcised and who isn't here. Do you have, okay, so do you have a circumcised versus uncircumcised preference? Circumcised, 100%. Yeah, no, I donised versus uncircumcised preference? Circumcised, 100%. Yeah, no, I don't like uncircumcised guys. It all, it looks like a little fucking worm poking out of a, like, hoodie.

I don't know. It just looks wrong to me. It didn't faze me, but I'm more worried about cleanliness. And I wonder if it's one of those things because there's like, there's a whole men's rights movement about circumcision being general need elation. But I would just like to say that even though we're all so, so mad about all the beauty standards that men impose upon women, I really hate uncircumcised dicks, so men should get elective

cos medical surgery. So their dicks look prettier to me. That's what I was going to ask you, Kaya. Do you prefer a woman with a clit or one that has been surgically removed? I can't make them come either way Self-deprecation always works Yeah, the fucking hypocrisy you're all against beauty products and you know all this artificial shit that society imposes on people and

Here you are with the very same beauty standards. How are you different than a man who says, I like really large tits. You know, small tits just don't do it for me. You know, maybe women should just get implants more. I'm worried about the cleanliness of your tits. You need bigger silicone tits. Shining and chrome.

And again, with the generalizations because they hate the entire opposite sex. Fairy tales. The reality on the ground is that most men asking these dudes to clean their dick. Fairy tales. They don't even fucking wash their hands after they go to the bathroom when they literally will take a dump, wipe their ass and then just really, that's the unrealistic expectation. Like, okay.

Again, that is an indictment of you right you've been dating men who don't wash their hands after they wipe their asses I don't even know people like that little lumpy friends with them little loan dates them No comment That's funny because I know you're very particular, but your butthole hygiene. Yeah, butthole hygiene, yes. Hands, who gives this yet? Okay. All right, let's do, I got a couple more double standards

and then we can move on to that other show. Oh, if you're gonna do that, that, okay, hang on. I, because I only have one more, I guess then I can get that out of the way and you can play us out. This is again, generalization. Men love shaming any woman who doesn't have completely tiny or pink labia. If they get to call women's vaginas and their bolvers a rasteese,

in quotation marks or roast beef, then we should be able to have penis preferences. And also the size of shape of your penis impacts when our sexual pleasure is nothing about the appearance of a woman or her vulva can stop a man from having an orgasm. Again, wrong. All of this is wrong. The men's shape will affect everything about if a woman can orgasm or not, but nothing, no factor at all their sex can impact whether or not a man can come because it can come with anything. Now, more importantly, Kaya, who is telling these women that they can't have a preference? I don't give a fuck, I don't care what your preference is.

I really don't know, I've never, I don't know, have you, like you know the vaginal canal also has a shape, right? You, I'm sure you've had that like one encounter where your parts just simply didn't match. Yes. And your dick was just hitting her the wrong way, but also her vaginal canal didn't quite feel right to your dick. Like, you know, we're puzzle pieces, right?

Motherfucker, if one piece doesn't fit that bottom, that by definition means your piece is also unfitting. Dummy. And I looked down and I said, you know, I prefer vaginal canals that fit. Yeah, then I left that curve left because I have a porn addiction. Think about how miserable of a fucking life this would be though. This is all you do is you complain about everything that men do and then do that yourself. That's how you spend your time. You know what can only possibly make relationship worse is if both parties act like men.

That's just that's a recipe for fucking disaster or if both parties act like fucking women, that's why lesbian relationships are statistically way more likely to experience domestic violence. It just doesn't work. to experience domestic violence. It just doesn't work. Imagine the tubby one trying to scissor the annoying one. You're but you're not the right size or shape. What did you just see about me, Lebia? I prefer a vaginal canal that doesn't have a stomach hanging over it. stomach hanging over it. You're right. So I think I think my clip number 24 will explain

everything about these women. If you have a, you know, I could bad habit, right? Say, I mean, because I tend to, for example, I tend to rock in tears, which don't have a bat. I was called rocking horse in school. It was a subconscious thing, but I rock in tears. I didn't even know it was until my friends had it. But anyway, she doesn't mean she was autistic. Yeah. I snapped my fingers a lot, too, and I curl up in the fetal position. You sound annoying as fuck. It's not like that motherfucker, who's always clicking his pen next to you. So nobody wanted to bang the autistic fat girl in school.

So now she hates all men. All the puzzle pieces falling into place. All right. I only want to play one more and then play my number 13. Exactly. When red pillars are out there trying to game or whatever, all they are thinking is of that night. They just want to get their dick wet that night and they're not thinking at all further into the future, right? Women are thinking, not just, is this person good relationship material, but is this person? Someone who will step up to the plate in the event of, say, a pandemic or some other tragedy and who will really step up and go the extra mile as a parent and not just as a boyfriend. So all women are looking at men and thinking, I wonder how he would do in an apocalypse

So first of all again They say this yet they are the exact women that they're talking about right who immediately give the man the fucking sex the vagina On dates one and then they wonder why they end up in relationships What these do specs immediately because obviously the guy you know that's with no birthday presents with no birthday presents because the guy knows that Oh, okay, she's easy. I don't even have to pretend to know her but also Step up in a pandemic. What the what what what is what is a low-value man not do that a high-value man does during a pandemic I've never felt myself in a situation where I had to like fight off zombies right now We're all doing the same thing whether whether beta, male or alpha male,

we're just sitting in our homes and like hoarding toilet paper. What the fuck are you talking about? But ghastly and in Tupperware containers. That's right. We'll at least step up to the plate and protect me from coronavirus. Where a mask?

What is a mask supposed to beacked the transport truck and stole the Pfizer vaccine. Is that what he wants? What are you talking about? That's like the worst example of a of a apocalyptic event to use as an example for if your man is protective or not. Almost all Americans, I don't know what it was like where you're at, but almost all Americans the way we Reacted to the pandemic is we binge watch the Tiger King. That was it. That that was how we got to yeah Guess what we did the same fucking thing and then we misplaced some vaccines on top of it. That was fun and that's I assume that was the last clip Yeah, I don't want to I don't't want to hear them, hear them girls anymore.

Okay, well thank you for listening to the Femcel portion of our podcast. Now, we can move on to the in-cell portion of our podcast. Would you like to introduce this man? So this guy, his name is Terence Pop. I pulled up his description here. So the episode that I listened to was called, what is the breaking point? His description for his show or whatever

is just an old infantry grunt, telling it how it is. I'm not politically correct, just politically direct. The truth is not an insult and reality is not an attack. He's a boomer, regurgitating 10 year olds memes that at this point are just so old and played out that they're no longer offensive. I'll just say as an example to give everybody an idea, he's the kind of guy who thinks that I identify as an attack helicopter, it's still super duper fucking edgy rather than something everybody rolls their eyes at

at this point. I do it. There's better memes these days if you want to fucking dunk on the special people. So I thought would be what's a good indication of what I was about to hear is the tags that he had on this episode. Terrence Pop, live from the layer, military, army, civil war, Bougaloo, conflict, leftists, Democrats and World War.

That's how he's promoting himself. Beautiful. Okay, so he's a self-described alpha male in the middle of the culture wars and whatnot. And he is a mictail. Now, as I said, I promise to explain what that term means. Did you know before this term? I did not.

I learned it. Okay. Everybody knows what an insell is. And Miktau is an abbreviation for man going their own way. And man going their own way are people who like to pretend that being an insell was their choice. It's the old Asop's fable about the sour grapes. You know, oh no, one wants to fuck me. Well, you know, I don't want to fuck women anyway.

Women are bad, actually. You know what, I'm going my own way. Well, you know what? I don't want to fuck women anyway women are bad Actually, you know what I'm going my own way and that's the McTown movement in a nutshell The the other half of it is they believe that women so men are the oppressed ones women have it easier because people hold the doors open for them Like I get inside when yeah, yeah Okay, I'll let you lead with your clips So he spent a lot of this this episode I watched the video of it and then I've got the sound But he's standing in front of a whiteboard like he's teaching a lecture a lecture I don't know if you know who Joe Swanson is from family guy. Oh, no

know who Joe Swanson is from Family Guy? Oh, no. Sorry, I'll get to that, but it'll come up later in the way that this guy talks. So play my number 25. This is my clip that summarizes the show. Oh, by the way, I like to point out that the episode, Doug, listen to this man needs to call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. I've never heard somebody sound this sad. All right, so what we have going on now,

and it's been going on for roughly 20 years, is the slow division between the left and the right within the United States. Okay, the slow division has been going on for 20 years. Yeah, yeah. We were so united before you guys, the left winning is the right way for 200 years, living in blissful harmony. All right, so I've got a clip ready.

I'm going to have to play it. It's Joe Swanson from Family Guy. Do you ever watch Family Guy? Like maybe one episode. Okay, so Joe Swanson is the guy in the wheelchair that's always screaming and ranting about everything. Okay. I'm so great to have you back, Joe.

You seem good as new. Yeah, it turns out Dr. Hartman's cell phone was pressing on my spinal cord and that's what was causing my total paralysis. Yeah, sorry, we dropped the ball. Doesn't that guy sound just like him? Yes. Actually, you played his future version.

So like Doug said, in his older episodes, he stands in front of a whiteboard, talking in a very depressing way. I would like to give you a quick example of his modern day attitude. Bad pop shoot up today, because I got some band news. Not only are women cheating more than men now, which by the way is easier for them than I don't know. Breathing, but they are now writing articles encouraging women to do it. Turn up the cheat.

Oh, women should have an affair once in their life. It made me feel sexier and look younger. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, videos, anytime he says the word, but they flash a woman's butt on the screen. Yes. And for the word thought, because it's like thought, he also flashes a woman's butt on the screen. I have actually a compilation of this, of we'll get to that after we play some more clips. But yes, you're right.

He does exactly something like that family guy character, this fake persona. And keep in mind, again, this is an in-sell who is very jilted and who's entire personality at this point, is the results of a divorce. For men, this tends to kick off right around a life changing. Oh, I apologize. So this is him talking about what usually leads

to a midlife crisis. In-a-vent. With me, it was my due or diverse. It turns out when the system you spent your whole life fighting for, kicks your ass over your head like a hat, you realize just how expendable you are. Oh, did I mention stupid? I can't imagine that nobody wanted to stay married to that motherfucker. This guy's a veteran. And the only thing that made him realize that he's expendable is it's not the homeless

veterans or the fact that the government literally treated him like a expendable, solace drone with a gun, but it was a divorce. It was fucking women and a divorce court that made him feel expendable, damn it. He leans on that veteran thing pretty hard, right? Yeah. And if you think about it, here in the United States, I think it's different where you're that made him feel expendable, damn it. He leans on that veteran thing pretty hard, right? Yeah. And if you think about it here in the United States, it's, I think it's different where you're at.

But here in the United States, you volunteer to go do that job. Key word, job, right? So when you're 18, you go apply, they hire you, you do a job. This guy's what, 20 years out, still talking about what he did 20 years ago. It would be like me saying, Kai, you need to do a job. This guy is what 20 years out, still talking about what he did 20 years ago. It would be like me saying, Kai, you need to listen to me. I used to be a dishwasher, a

bishops buffet. I know what I'm talking about. Yeah, but you didn't get hit by it. Do or die worse. But... Fuckin' idiots. But... Fucking prick his another example of him making stupid noises. And I'm sure you will all get along great because you voted for Joe Biden's Green Fight. And another thought for ya. This proves what any dude worth his salt already knew.

He does these sounds like twice a minute you guys these are very very difficult to listen to. Yeah, it's when I was listening to him I was thinking this is something that my dad would listen to. By the way, these episodes are labeled from the layer I think. Right. His layer as he calls it that's his man cave and he sits in his basements which is now pretzels. How is this a man cave? Right.

Now that he's divorced, your whole house is a man cave. No one's intruding on your boy time. So he occasionally also has at breaks during his show for books that he himself has written under numerous pseudonyms. Here is one such book. A successful 30-something bachelor, Nick Tyrella loves the joys and freedoms of being marriage-free, child-free, and obligation-limited. With all of his friends retiring to suburbia and having scorched through most of the young Wamin in his hometown, Nick decides it's time to go back

to college as a mature student for the youthful parties, the drugs, and of course the hot women. But in order to stay enrolled, he must maintain a standard GPA and do the bare minimum to avoid academic probation. Good luck with that, Nick. Pick up your copy of Burning the Midnight right away by clicking on the link in the description. This is like 50 shades of gray for washed up boomers like him. The power fan to see this fanfic about a man who smashed all the pussy. But now he's 40 years old and he's going back to college to smash more pussy. But oh no, what is that? The politically correct Dean wants me to keep up my grades too.

Oh, by the book now on Amazon. No, one of the funny things is in one of the episodes that I watched of this shit. He was talking about, he was talking to his co-host and he said that he wrote for three hours last night, but he don't remember what he wrote because he was hopped up on ambient and whiskey. And he went back and read it the next, he read it the next day and he's like, yeah, I kind of liked it. I'm just going to leave it and put it in the book. So he don't even know what the fuck he's writing. It's like, he'll read it for the first time like it's new to him.

And then he ends up with this stupid shit. In the episode you watched, did he actually have a co-host because in the ones that I've seen, he is his own co-host. He doesn't actually have friends. He only has, so the camera will cut a wait to a pre-record it Guest which is just him in a costume So he doesn't actually have anybody else in the layer with him. It does him high-fiving himself What I was referencing was he was riding around a car with somebody and that was that was one of the episodes

So he spends a lot of time in this episode talking about how now the Biden's president, you know, they ran Trump out. The world's going to, the US is going to crumble. The states are going to succeed. And it's going to be civil war. That, that's, it's really just him ranting for a half hour. Number 26 is him getting started on that. Number 26 is him getting started on that. The economy we had before the false I.O. scares out there. And that's the coup for the Hong Kong sniffles or whatever you want to call it. Because the truth is out there and all you have to do is open your eyes in regards to

that. I didn't even really think that there were COVID deniers. You know, I understand that it's been politicized and the numbers are skewed a little bit. I understand all that. But he says that it doesn't exist. When people say things like the China virus, the whole point is to dunk on China, right? You can't call it the Hong Kong sniffles because Hong Kong is a place opposed to China. It's like if you call it the Japanese sneeze. It's like such a boomer.

Yeah, number 27, he's still rambling about COVID. If this was so dangerous and deadly, the homeless population out there would no longer exist, but they're virtually unaffected. Where does he get that information? I don't know. If there, if there is a, a virus that is killing part of

the population, it would wipe out the entire homeless population. Where, how do you, how do you get from A to B? I don't know, but also I would like to play that again. And just listen to how depressed he sounds compared to his newer. This is, I'm, I'm so hung up on the contrast of his new material, we're all, you know,

super energized, Alphatchette energy, but, he listened to his old material and he's like, about to rope. If this was so dangerous and deadly, the homeless population out there would no longer exist, but they're virtually infected. He literally can't even get through the sentence. The homeless population wouldn't even exist, but get help. You know, you say the difference between his old shit and his new shit, this is after Biden became president. So he's got, he's got this mentality that if

you don't agree, if somebody doesn't agree with your line of thinking, you need to remove them from your life. Number 28. If you have individuals in your life who are of the liberal mindset, they're basically no longer classic liberals, they're socialist slash communists. And for your own peace of mind, you need to cut them away or at least keep them at a comfortable arms distance. And it doesn't matter if they're within your immediate family or even if you're married to one of them, it's just the way it is. It's easy for the guy whose wife took half a shit to start telling people that yeah, you need to get away from your wife. Yeah, let's replay that push.

Immediate family or even if you're married to one of them. Yeah, splendid results. Let's let's replay that push immediate family or even if you're married to one of them. It yeah Splendid results You're like you have a shotgun shell in your mouth you motherfucker. That's clearly didn't work for you. You jump retard Let's look at you You're giving bad advice man. You're an insult and you're sad and you've pushed away the only family you have Overfucking politics You you know that's what happened in that marriage is she told him to get that, that

mag of shit out of the house. And he's like, you're not gonna, you're not gonna run over bringing a goddamn, we're done. She took half his shit, half his mega hats. Yeah, half his man cave. This is so fucking sad, man. You can just, you can honestly tell this man sacrificed love and friendship for online conspiracy theories essentially in the McDowell movement.

Okay, so as we said, the insults on the femme sells a agree on a whole lot of stuff and here's some raving and being mad that women masturbate and and talking about how master women masterbating desensitizes them and breaks their vagina. Here's a thought when you take the vibrating chainsaw to your Columbia clam every day for 20 years. Are you really shocked when a man can't satisfy you anymore? I'm just asking for a friend. It said, it's fire you anymore. I'm just asking for a friend. It's like two different people, like you said.

It's like twins, two different people, but like you can tell, it's the same genetic stock, like, oh, you act radically different, but you had the same mom didn't you, your mother fuckers, you shut the same wap, you assholes, you look exactly the same, except one of you has longer hair, you dick, you shut the same wap, you assholes. You're looking exactly the same, except one of you has longer hair. You dick, you fucking loser. What else do we have? Oh yeah, so here he talks about his experience with,

well, not his experience. He calls this a hypothetical, but you can tell that little personal here for him. Hypothetically, let's just say you're married and your old lady is coming up on the 40 wall. So you buy her a new set of luscious fake spinners. To congratulate her for losing all of that baby weight 10 years later. And how does she thank you for this? Well, she takes those new chrome spinners and cruises them down the meat market. Hypothetically, you guys, it's not based on my life experience. So the other thing that he focuses on is again, it's like two different, it's like we're reviewing two different shows from the episode I listened to to the one you listened to.

So number 31, he's talking about how the right's gonna rise again. Where we go one, we go all brother. Okay, it's just a matter of time before the right does their own thing. You know, right now they're handicapped and they're behind the power curve, but you will see that start to develop, you know, it's already taking place. So I don't know exactly what that is going to entail. My sources haven't given me any information. His sources. So I don't know exactly what that is going to entail my sources Haven't given me any information his sources What is that trumps email list? He's got sources does yeah, he's got like 365 followers on YouTube

That's his sources Is this source the QN on people on like eights Chan? Was this was this before January 6th? Yeah, I don't know. Oh God, I hope it was, I hope it was like on the TV just cheering it on like a football match and then they just all got cocked so hard. Dude, your dear leader is a frumpy faggot who now is relegated to putting updates upon his internet sites, not even Facebook page.

Your movement is dead, you're not rising up against shit, you might as well fucking government building the masses. Because you don't believe that the koofe is real, so you won't end it. Apparently, you also don't believe that security cameras are real. So you won't say that with your face is showing, like, during the headlights, what was wrong with you, assholes? How about that podium was worth it. I hope that podium was fucking worth it. Did you see the sentence, the guy got who put his legs up on the desk, that famous photo of the guy?

Yeah, I remember what what did he get? Six years. No probation. His family had to sell all their cars to pay the lawyers, even and he's still got six years in prison for putting his legs on a table. That's what you get, Pop. The right rose up and that's what fucking gots. Because he did it wrong. Because he were two, you were two self-centered and you were focused on taking fucking selfies instead of taking the politicians out in his streets and splitting the throats and bleeding them into the fucking gutters. Instead you did exactly what you accused Zoomers of always doing. You you felt for this Gen Z trap and took photos for Instagram and that's not why Baba is gonna rape you in prison for six years. It's supposed to be attacking with swords, not selfie sticks.

Oh fucking dickhead. Hey, Doug, time for an at break. Our current stunning and brave, duly elected most popular president Evar might have delivered the coup de gras to the Republic, but the first shots were fired by useful idiot vagina and sheeps clothing peddling lies in propaganda before our former Kenyan and chief made it legal. Take a stand against the tyranny and get yourself a copy of surviving fourth wave flamenism today. Hey link is in the description. Surviving fourth wave flamenism. It's like the old rush limbaugh type bullshit.

You know, he used to call him feminazies. It's the same thing. Yeah, this guy's really behind the curve. Do you have clips? You don't like to play? Yeah, so you touched on him talking about conspiracy theories. Number 36, he starts talking out of nowhere. He starts talking about how the number 36

and the number 38 is going to help drive this revolution, but he doesn't know how. I think you're going to have Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Mississippi are going to be the first ones. And then as time progresses and things get really crazy, somewhere in this equation, the number is 36 and 38 come into play. I don't know exactly what those numbers mean, but they can pop in my brain pan.

So I don't know if it's 30, they stand for 36 and 38 months in federal prison bitch. It's a 38 states. You know, I don't know if it's battle. I don't know what it is. I just know that these numbers coming, coming to play here and the craziness that leads before us.

It's the percentage of his property that he got to keep after the divorce. So, so he rambles on again for a little bit and then he gets back into the 36 and 38. Play my number 39. You're going to have other countries getting involved. The U.N.'s probably going to show up. At the very end of the whole thing, when 36 and 38, when these numbers come into play, you're going to see the United States come out the back end.

And what that country looks like, I don't know other than when it's all said and done, there's going to be a huge backlash, huge backlash that may or may not, you know, develop into an actual third world war. Oh my God. Imagine being this guy's wife and having to listen to this fucking mind numbing bullshit every night at the dinner table. Yes, he most certainly has told his wife all this bullshit. And his wife is rolling his eyes like, oh, this is the kind of retard. He's got a storm of building with no mask on. Like no protection or anything to hide his face. He's sitting there crying over his whiskey talking about 36 and 38. She's like,

can you just go back to that chlamydia clamp character or whatever the fuck you were rambling about earlier? Are you familiar with the character earnest,, like Ernest goes to camp? No. So, it was played by a guy named Jim Varnie, and it just dawned on me. That's what this is. So, Jim Varnie, or whatever his fucking name was, was just a mild-mannered person, but then when he would play these Ernest characters, he was just like this guy.

It would be much more interesting if you were American and knew what the fuck I was talking about. Well, I apologize. I don't know about some cultural thing about, you know. But I get what you mean. This man, his entire persona revolves around being somebody that he would wish to be, but he's so clearly not. He's a frumpy old divorcee in his basement.

Allow me to play Sp bad joke he makes. Trigger warning for all of you gender-infusy asss out there. Those only two genders. Those are the only two we're talking about here. Get over it, lip tarts, only two genders. Ah, I bet that makes you want wanna kill yourself, doesn't it? I bet you're triggered. Duh.

But. But. Here he is making a joke about, again, women who dump their men to go and be horrors. Mm, I'm sure that's just a hypothetical again. By the time you find out what's going on, forget about it, because it's already over. She's already got a new 9-5, that's from PM to AM. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Oh, fucking oh, yeah. Fucking oh, the Tumblr writes from 10 years ago.

Do you suppose that his right wing conspiracy theorist every butt, you know, 36 and 38 are gonna take over the world didn't pan out, so he just created this new character? I don't know, man. I honestly don't know why he created this, but I have, if you need to go P-Dug now is the time because this is 40 seconds long I have a compilation of him doing these stupid fucking noises you ready? Yeah prepare for takeoff Yes, but, but, but, or. And here's a thought, and but, but, but, but.

Ha-ha! But, but, but. Ha-ha! But, but, but, you're so. But, but, and, but. Ha-ha! But, but, and but. BOOT BOOT AND BOOT BOOT BOOT AND BOOT BOOSHIT BOOT BOOT BOOT

That is easily the most annoying supercut ever played on WATP. This is his persona. He thinks making stupid noises is somehow funny and fun and entertaining to watch. And keep in mind every one of those butts, he went and grabbed a picture off the internet and popped it up on the screen. So he went through the time. Yes. So he plans to say but just so he can show a woman's butt on the screen.

And to him, that's edgy. So here's more of them essentially regurgitating in cell memes that women like being treated like shits and they hate themselves and a man who beats their faces is who they truly desire. They sabotage that relationship, stab you in the back so you throw them back into the bloodline with the pigs.

In other words, they get to go back to the men that they truly deserve. The ones they never stop banging or complaining about, because, and this is where they'll hate me, they like being treated that way. How dare you! Oh, I just set off a four alarm harpy screen. Yeah. The way he gives himself affirmation at the end of like, yeah. What do you say I set off a four alarm harpy

screech? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think so. Fuck he is so proud of himself. But he's not edgy. Screen high five, eh! Man, like these fucking jokes. You are the quintessential stereotypical insult talking about how women want to get beat up and raped in whatever the fuck nots. And we have more corny puns and in sell anger.

They're unhappy with their weight, so you pay for gastric bypass. And now their baby snacks sex became bigoliers and you got to buy new ones. Then, although you know love this one, they use everything that you did for them to forge the knife that stabs you in the back. The use that shiny new paint job to give out other jobs and hook a new slab and bob on his knob like corn on the cob. I love it. Surely, hypothetical. I love that his wife was bangin' his best friend. I love it. We wouldn't have this if it wasn't for that war.

I love this love. I love somewhere. By the way, the voice that changed towards the end, that's in pretending to have co-hosts. Finally, I have a last clip that kind of is weird because he talks about how the age of marriage has gone up recently in modern society. Modern women they marry later and later as do modern men. Back in the day, women used to get married between the ages of 18 and 22. And if you go back farther, it was a lot younger than that. Oh my god. Back in the dark ages, if you bleed, you breed.

And that is still the rule in some civilizations today. But I want to keep it legal so we're going to stick to this age group. Otherwise, you go pop. I want to keep it legal so we're gonna stick to this age group Otherwise legal pop yeah, no What he's saying is if it wasn't illegal that's what we'd be talking about Right, I can talk about those things and explain in a historical context how People used to get married way younger without getting myself in prison pop how come you can't what are you trying to imply? What is your opinion? Do you approve of this?

Do you want them to breed when they bleed? I don't want my daughter to breed when she's like 12. So just to get the full juxtaposition of him when he's doing that character versus him when he's rambling about numbers, play my number 38. All right, you're going to start off with, you know, as you have, you know, the states withdraw, then you have the division going on, you're going to start to have, you know, small conflicts,

unconventional warfare in regards teams and squads and platoons and even companies doing their own thing. And that's, you know, 36, 9, 13, you know, 30, 120 men groups doing their thing. So instead of just saying people are going to pick sides and fight each other, you're going to have teams and squads and platoons and companies, it could be three, six, not people, it could be nine people, it could be 15 people, it could be 21 people, it could be 42 people, it could be 107 people,

it could be, we fucking get it asshole. He, like 20 people, that's like seal team six. Does he think there's gonna be a well trained militia that's going to assassinate the president like Osama Bin Laden? What does it think is gonna happen here? It's gonna be literally hundreds of boomers. Again, who don't know that video cameras are a thing showing their faces right into those cameras. They're gonna get out of breath before they get to the top of the steps. Everything will be fine. Right. I watched that shit happen life. There was a man and a spider-man costume

storming the Capitol. I'm sorry, I do not take you seriously. I don't think you're right-wing death squad of 20 people is gonna be that effective. Your death squad of Marvel characters. Yeah, so they had Spider-Man, they had a Viking. They had Spider-Man, they had a Viking. That's Spider-Man, they had a Viking, a Viking. By the way, once he got arrested, he was crying for organic food and like, he didn't food in prison. He went on a hunger strike. He refused to eat because the food was an organic. If that's your soldiers, I think I'm fine. He is pretty confident that, sorry, I think maybe you're right.

I think what I listened to was probably pre-capital storming. So I think what he's talking about, you know, it's nice listening to it, knowing what the aftermath was. So play my number 37. Now, when this does take place, which I hope it doesn't You're gonna see all kinds of craziness come to pass You're gonna see unconventional warfare and it's gonna be Something the world has never seen

Southeast okay They're gonna rewrite the books, you know, about war based on what's going to happen, and influence wars for hundreds of years. Now that entire army has to be dressed up like Spider-Man. This is going to get really bad in a monumental way. He is longing so desperately for his non-days. I guess there's something for his Afghanistan days. What do you mean, unconventional warfare, something the likes of which the world has never witnessed?

He does a lot of that shit where, look, there's gonna be death, people's heads are gonna be cut off and women are gonna get raped. I hope it doesn't. But, yeah. So, I have several examples of that and then I want to end this. Number 34. I don't know what this is going to look like. I really don't. I know that the violence, if it does take place, which I hope it doesn't, you know, there'll be direct and indirect, you know, craziness going on.

And it will involve the world directly and indirectly, and every all shapes and forms, because the United States touches every nation on the planet. We've the violent indirect and direct violence and because we touch everybody indirectly, indirectly, he's saying nothing. No, he isn't. And the way that the United States has touched the world recently is inflation. The economy is down. Is that what you meant? Like it wouldn't hit as hard if he was to say, Doug, you're gonna lose $200 on Dogecoin. All right, play my number 35.

And that's when he's talking about the economy crashing and what is it gonna do the rest of the other countries? That's gonna come to an end. And indirectly a lot of countries are gonna suffer. And quite frankly, I don't give a fuck. So this one was interesting. Play number 32 and then we'll talk about it afterwards. You're going to see big tech actually partnering with you're going to see big tech actually partnering with law enforcement and the alphabet agencies and this tracking is going to go

through the goddamn roof. Cell phone computers the whole deal. I mean literally it's going to get to the point where they, oh, you have a cell phone number, they plug it in, they're going to know your MAC address, they're're gonna be able to see where you walked around in your city and where you drove. This must have been recorded in the 60s, I apologize. So the key to this though, is what he said is in the future, Big Tech is going to start tracking you.

You're here asshole. Yes, but it's like 15 years now, whenever the Patriot Act, that's when they started tracking you. Mm-hmm. Oh fuck, I think I'm done with this guy. Okay, well, you know what time it is then, Doug? Is it time for the teaser? Actually forgot the teaser. Okay.

Is it time for the cringe of the week? It is. You want me to get the teaser teed up or you want to just let him pick his own. Do you have a clip ready to go? Yeah, I'll find it while you're playing the cringe. Okay. Yes, that's right. It's time for cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. So this was a clip from a show called Sincerely Fortune reading an

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Teaser and then leave yeah, it's like Caitlin Jenner Saying trans girls should not play girls sports Caitlin. You're a woman, right? A trans girl is a girl. She should have the same rights as cis girls. If you think a trans girl, what you think a trans girl is too strong? What about tall girls? As opposed to short girls. What about a boys in high school who are teeny tiny

and their teammates have already hit puberty and are shaving? Why don't you just have co-ed sports divided by weight or height? Like wrestling, you fucking cut. They are legislating this shit without one single example of how this plays out. This is not worrying about girl sports. Believe me, not I think there are better ways to worry about girl sports. This is not worrying about this

is not what that is. This is not worrying. This is not concerned for girl sports, it's transphobia full stop. And that is what Carl gets a list to next week. What show is that dog? That is a Sarah Silverman podcast. Okay. I am looking forward to how Carl is going to try to explain how a little boy and a little girl who weighed the same and are just as tall are still outmatched by the other. All I think about is that that UFC fighter that that who gave a woman a skull fracture. Just beat the shit out of her. Fallen Fox who is a biological male who gave a woman a skull fracture. And then afterwards, by the way, on Twitter, ran victory laps.

And Brad did that. How many people know this about but Fell and Fucks was on Twitter afterwards running victory laps, talking about how much he enjoyed beating a woman's skull in because she was a bigot. And even he, even Fell and fucking Fox has recently come out and said, oh yeah, biological man versus women is fucking unfair, dude.

Like, obviously I'm stronger. His last opponent still laying on the ground shaking. Alright, so that's the, there you go, Carl. There's some controversy into your lap, motherfucker. Alright, Kaya, thank you very much. That was fun. Yes, the Pluckier stuff. Who's right podcast, Daca? Thank you, everybody, very much. That was fun. Yes, that's plug your stuff. Who's right podcast?

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the celebration and fart drops were bizarrely perfect. Death-separate agrees. The celebrate good times one got me. I was shaking. I was quietly laughing so hard Grease. The Celebrate Good Times One got me. I was shaking. I was quietly laughing so hard in public. Turbo 7049 writes, Best Episode in a Long Time. Didn't hate the guest co-host, Brock Clips, New Format. The opposite of shot out of a cannon.

I think he put Vic to sleep. This was Bar None, Vic's Best Appearance. Victurdier replies, Thank you. I put all my effort in this episode. Our counter offers. The effort really shown through. People thought Dylan lost his mind when he went electric. So you will have your critics, but fuck them. This is your masterwork. Turbo 7049 retorts. Really? You're using a Dylan reference on Vic?

She wasn't even born yet when that was on air and nobody watched the reboot. Dr. Steve 103. Every appearance is gold, Vic, don't ever change. Really old-school winky face made up of semicolon, hyphen, and end parentheses. CFC-99 states, Vic is saying what we're all thinking. Reality stimulator. Good episode, but Carl is leaning pretty heavy on the same old low-cowves. Patty C cups, John and OP are all pretty badly beaten horses at this point. And Hestia is the best shea plays us out with.

Good show. Listen to everything that wasn't the Vic segment, because I know even at her best, she will make me instinctively swallow the barrel of a double barrel shotgun. you