Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep263 - Howard Stern Revisited

Episode Date: June 13, 2021

After a couple of well deserved weeks off from his three days per week job, Howard Stern returned to talk about everything that's going on in his universe. So pretty much just Ronnie Mund's sex life and Benjy Bronk's sex life.  The boys from Revenge of the Cis join us to get up to date on Howard before checking in with Stuttering John. Then we introduce them to our boy Patty C Cups and it does not disappoint. I love when new people discover Patrick Michael, it reminds me of the joy I felt when we first discovered him. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Get tickets to our very first live show near Chicago on August 28th http://watplive.com  https://www.youtube.com/c/RevengeOfTheCis  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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whtplive.com to get your tickets for Chicago August 28th. Can't wait to see everybody out there. And we encourage our listeners to go to the five-star review on Apple podcasts, then shit all over us in the comments section. Vic will be on later today to read reviews. And she has a big announcement for everybody. But first we'll be reviewing a show called the Howard Stern show. We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get to it. This day show hosted by Howard Stern, Robin Quivers and Ronnie Mund. Guys, I assume you were fans of the Howard Stern show back in the day.

Is this a local show? I've never heard of it. What are they brought? It's not in New York. Did he replace Ron and Ron? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe I've heard of them. Yeah. I mean I was more of an ONA guy. I was a God older, but yeah, I would say age 12 to like 15 I was probably that was like the thing I would sneak in the morning before school. I had his books I had Miss America. I had private parts. I went to go see private parts. So yeah, I was a stern mark I listened to it, but not like religiously, like, you know, be on the way to school or something in the car like I wasn't big on that. I was I was more of a when I was younger, more of a Neil Rogers, which is a local guy down here and stuff like that. That's

what I would listen to a Ron and Ron when they were down here. Yeah, I lived in out East Long Island. So we didn't get a lot of the good stations. So I actually went to a radio shack. I'm kind of showing my age with that one. And I bought the, remember the antenna wire that you could buy? Sure. Buy like, beat of it. Like, you know, so I bought like a huge spool of antenna wire. And my entire seal, like pretty much like, like a square around my whole ceiling was all in 10 wire just so I could get the. the that's actually that's actually how Casey gets the internet. So yeah, okay, I didn't know you could do that, but cool. Yeah, it's interesting. All right, so I want to start off by saying Stern was off for two weeks.

You know, we had the Memorial Day weekend. He's got a two week vacation. He's got a lot of vacation this guy. Good good on him. He does three days a week. He does a show that's about four hours long. So he comes back after two weeks of vacation this guy, good, good on him. He does three days a week. He does a show. That's about four hours long. So he comes back after two weeks of vacation. And I will say as an ex fan of the Howard Stern show, I would look forward to the days, the Monday mornings when he would come back, what happened over the weekend? Let's get caught up.

Let's get caught up on the news. And I was interested to hear what they're going to be talking about. They started off talking about Robin wanted to throw a going away party for Ronnie Mund, because Ronnie is quote unquote retiring to Las Vegas. Now Ronnie's a 71 year old man. He's Howard's limo driver, turned security guard, not a lot for him to do these days because Howard broadcasts out of his house. Nobody goes into serious. I don't think I don't think anyone's going into the building anymore. not a lot from to do these days because Howard broadcasts out of his house, nobody goes into serious. I don't think. I don't think anyone's going into the building anymore. I think

I think from what I've heard. I think there are a couple like producers and stuff that put it through the serious thing. But yeah, no, the main cast usually isn't there. Yeah, they got to love that Howard's not there anymore. Oh, they got to love it. Now they don't have to clear out the hallway when he's leaving or arriving. Or where suits for their $26,000 a year job? Well, that's actually a, that's a mercy turk thing. I'm sorry, I want to find out that he's broadcasting

illegally from his home studio in Florida. Yeah, I do want to get into that in a second. Let me start off with just some clips talking about this. Well, I don't mean to cut you off, but before we even get into the Ronnie Mone thing, because I actually listened to you send me some clips, I was listening to the episodes, so I wrote little notes here.

Before the Ronnie Mone thing, I was infuriated by the fact that Howard still uses that American Nightmare song as his name. Yeah, like he's this, like man, like he's this terrifying threat to the status quo. I mean, it's like the balls on this guy. He should be opening up with something a little easy listening maybe, adult contemporary.

Yes, I know. It's funny, like James Taylor comes to mind, like that would probably be a better selection. It's like all me the American nightmare. I'm friends with Ellen DeGeneres. I hang out with Oprah. You're like, wow, that's really your rebel. Yeah, you should be coming out to Steve Winwood or something.

Yeah, I see. I am friends with Barack Obama. Okay, I guess that's pretty badass. Well, now that you brought that up, I have to talk about early out in this episode, we get into playing records with grandpa is a segment that I call and he's talking about this Bruce Springsteen song. Oh my. tougher than that. That's a rock and roll song. Listen to, listen to Howard.

I don't, props to Gary Delbata, who's the biggest Bruce Bringson fan for kind of calling Howard out of this one What Gary I know you love the song is because this I believe this is like the third or fourth time you've done this rap on the song You fucking love this song. It's beyond this song is beyond Perfect Wow, so Gary's telling him like Howard we've done this segment multiple times. Everyone knows you like this song and Howard just puts his head down and says whatever we're doing in a god. There's a little there's a little more context to it too because if

you can listen to the end when he goes I just love this song and Gary goes wow like he's the big springsteen fan and even he's trying to go like yeah the song kind of sucks though yeah because listen to Howard breakdown even the league guitar part this song even the lead is like you almost think you could play it but you can't I know a thousand people could play that lead part. It is not a difficult part. And I was like, you have the lead parts amazing. It's not. It's like your stock, like you know when your grandparents tell you, just be nice to your grandfather.

He's old. Just. That's what the house is. It's like listen to this riff, man. I can't play that. No, I know Howard. I too can't play guitar. But it's your point.

And also I, I, I, I, springsteed socks. I know that's not a popular opinion, but I fucking hate Bruce brings me I Mean he's overrated this guy old sings about factories and run down places when he's never had a real job in his life So no wonder how would like some to the same person. It's a good fucking is important glory days and born to run our good songs No, I stand by that. Glory Days is an important song. It's an important song. So this is a segment of listening to records with Grandpa where he wants to play this live David Bowie thing.

And it's the least impressive thing David Bowie's ever done. How was that prepared to play it at the right part? And he doesn't point out the right things. It's a little bit of a longer clip, but listen to this Mm-hmm. And listen when he gets to the chorus the way he's things it, it's fucking brilliant. Listen to this You know, he's doing his thing They're all fast forward to the chorus though. Listen to that

Right here Wait, it's coming up that carry the news do you hear the way you did it? Yeah. Amazing. Howard, I'm really incredible. I love Robin's. Yes. It may tell you this sounds like when you have a friend who's into a local band that's only they like and that's all they play. You know, that's great. And we put like guns and roses on or something. This is getting really ridiculous.

I really want to just do this on ROTC from Ilhan. Just drive the fans nuts by doing a whole hour of like, man, now this is a song, man. Turn this one up. Oh, you guys should just listen to fish guitar solos for 45 minutes. They're really exploring the room with this one, guys. Check this out. And the lyric was like, oh, the oh dudes, you know, it's just kind of like a throwaway thing

to do in your life and you have all course of people singing the chorus for you. And he's like, this is brilliant. This is the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. Rob's like, I'm sure, okay. It's a magical moment. Sure, why not? And then Robin notoriously does not prop for the show.

And she's not even doing the new segment anymore, which she didn't really prep for that either, but at least she had a job. Now there's nothing that she does on the show, except for it gives someone, one that Howard can look at while he's talking, is pretty much what Robyn's role is. She didn't prep for the show back in the 90s,

when it was in its prime, so I can only imagine now that she's just... She can't be bothered with that. No. Howard's talking about the four CEO of Sirius who was Robbins boss for years, retired and bought an Indy car that just won the Indy 500.

Jim Myers car won the whole Indy 500. Oh my goodness. You didn't know of this? No. I told you this. I didn't tell you this. Who is he yelling at me about having a party? You didn't know of this no I didn't tell you this is yelling at me about having a party. You didn't tell me. Yeah. All right. Yeah I was like I told you this like that was the one thing I told you about we were gonna talk about it I'm no idea. Oh, yeah, it was the Sky Jim Myers. I don't know. I'm already talking about Yeah, you know, just the fact that she gives him nothing. Oh wow

I yeah, you know, just the fact that she gives him nothing. Oh wow. It's great. This is like listening to a married couple that's staying together for the kids, but man, they have been done with each other for a long time. Well, married couple is actually a good example because Rob is in it for the money at this point. But she's got nothing else going on.

They are just cashing checks. Like her Gary, I saw the house that Gary's put enough for sale and Connecticut. Somebody sent that to me. Holy shit. That a nice house. He's earned it. I didn't realize that he was like in that crew of the people making just bank because you never know who's actually getting paid on the show. He started a while back, yeah, because honestly, he deserves it. He's the only one that's just taking a beating in that place. And he's the only one who works. You might be right about that.

And it was funny because they're goofing on him for drinking scotch for some reason. And I gotta give Gary credit here because he's kinda like, what the fuck are we talking about? For some reason and I got to give Gary credit here because He's kind of like what the fuck are we talking about? I've told you I like Scotch like 15 years ago. We've talked about this before go Gary's into fine scotch now and he's It's got a group of people who discuss scotch. I mean it fucking drives me crazy doing the Facebook group. I give you two glasses up. I don't know.

This Scotch doesn't really satisfy my sophisticated palette. Nope. It doesn't go with my semi-sweet chocolate that I keep in the freezer. I prefer. Yeah. I prefer when he prefers something that drives me crazy. So what I noticed about this show is they're trying to recreate magic from. Yes.

Exactly. Exactly. Yes. That's what I was going to say. So it's just this, hey, we'll just get in here and riff like the old days. Right. There's no energy and they're not even in the same room. Yeah.

And they, they're not even riffing on things that are interesting. Like I used to go find his teeth or his appearance and they could like get into it. And Jackie was funny and Fred. And now they're like, you like drinking scotch? Yeah, kind of. Yeah, look. Go. It both full on.

I remember that bit from fucking 30 years ago. And you know, and can I can I can I tell you that the balls on Howard to be like, oh, you like scotch. That's so stupid. Says the guy who after he leads for two week vacation talks about how fluffy his craps were. Like, you know, this guy's been so out of touch for so long. And you know, Robin, they're, they're like little tiny pancakes. They get the, it's really good. Oh, wow, tiny pancakes. So then Michael Ravort calls him thank God. There's a comic relief that comes in

because Michael or hates us. Does he really? Yeah, we got into him with him famously. Oh, he I guess I got to talk to somebody pretend to be his son and start DMing me that uh that he was gonna beat us up. This is for real. This, this is one-sy-get, right? The thing that rap likes to do is goof on Gary, but rap reports actually kind of funny about it when he busts people's balls, so he calls it after the Scotch talk. One of the reasons why I like the gentleman

who just called before and so many of the listeners are so offended by Gary talking about a fucking Scotch master, a Scotch expert coming to his house. Yeah. Yeah. Why is there never a producer master coming to the house? Why is there never anybody sort of bringing, you know, anything to the, to the table about the show? Why he's there. So I appreciate rap reports's ball busting personally.

If you guys have a personal gripe. No, no, no, no, it's not even a personal gripe, but he's breaking the balls of the only guy there who works. Like this bit probably would have been funny 20 years ago, but Gary's the only one still putting any effort into his job anymore. Well, they have a giant staff over there.

A giant staff of writers and producers and who knows what. And one of the things that these guys do is they have these characters giant staff over there, a giant staff of writers and producers and who knows what. And one of the things that these guys do is they have these characters or the opposite of the character. So they have a guy named nice Michael Rappaport. Call in while Rapp is on the show and props to Rappaport. He gives him nothing. This bit dies on the vine which it deserves.

And your Rappaport don't talk shit about my man Gary. nothing this bit dies on the vine which it deserves. And yo, rap a port. Don't talk shit about my man Gary. You better keep your fucking mouth shut. You paked it ginger fuck you. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ooh. All right, there he is.

Oh, this is going great. No, I am uncomfortable. Let me just say, Carl, if you did a bit like that and it landed like that, I wouldn't let you get away with a bunch of powered stirring. I would be like, what the fuck? And then you just put it up like it was good. Tell me, thinking, the uncomfortable laughter after that were robbing and howard of the go, that's funny, right? going, yeah, that's funny, right?

Guys, everyone agrees that's funny. Like, I get this cat to fall. Nah, move it on. Why doesn't he, then? Why doesn't he just stick with his new format of like having like, you know, uh, fogging, having like Johnny Knoxville in and talking to him for an hour and pretending like they have anything in common? Wasn't that the thing Howard was doing?

Wasn't he pivoting for a while to like, you know, well, look at this Dave Grohl interview. Well, you say Johnny Knoxville, that would actually make too much sense because people who are Howard Stern fans might also like Johnny Knoxville. For a while, he was only having on celebrities that no one is a Howard Stern fan would possibly get a fuck about like I don't need to hear jewels new song. I'm good on that. I don't need a Your jewels old songs We should get our teeth fixed got blaster, but it's it's enough already Let's get back to the Ronnie thing real quick. So this is all yeah Sorry, I got sidetracked the Ronnie thing. Oh the Ronnie thing. I have notes on I'm so mad about the Ronnie thing

So he starts off the show talking about Robin wants to do have a party for Ronnie because he's retiring. He's going to to Las Vegas. And there's no way Howard's going to participate in a get together. But I'm not I'm right off the bat. I'm telling you, I don't know where you're having this party, but I'm not going. I'm not at that point yet. I know of a guy. I swear to you, I don't know where you're having this party, but I'm not going. I'm not at that point yet. I know of a guy, I swear to God, I know of a guy double vaccinated just to die to COVID. Double vaccinated. And you say, well, how's that possible?

He had, he was compromised. But not like, like not major league compromised, but he did have an underlying health issue. Is I'm sorry. Edgy, edgy boy, edgy boy Howard Stern is still worried about going out in public. Like he's Howard fucking used. This is the saddest thing, right? Like the stuff he used to do. And now he's like, I can't go to a party.

He's compromised. Howard, you don't have fucking aides. Right. This is the thing that's so crazy about Howard Stern is that he preaches to everyone how to live their life and he's the worst at living his life. He's still afraid of the outdoors. Yeah, I know.

And how many years of therapy and meditation and gurus is he hired? Like he's invested a lot of money into not being in a Gora phobic weirdo. Yeah. And he's still in a Gora phobic weirdo. Right. And this isn't even like a big, this isn't even like a thing that like is shocking like because he never went to things unless he was getting paid. Like how would never went to anything. But it is kind of shitty, right? Like they've milked Ronnie for a long time. They've gotten a lot of content out of Ronnie.

And my problem is when I was when I was listening to this segment, yeah, he's like, oh, you know, I'm not there yet as far as like COVID, which is like whatever. But my part that really made me angry about this was he's complaining about Ronnie. And I don't know if you have a clip of that when he says like, because Robbins like, yeah, you know, like he's been around a long time, you know,

we love Ronnie, we can have a little party for him. And then like, Howard starts going off on this thing's like, yeah, you know, he's been around a long time. We love Ronnie. We have a little party for him. And then Howard starts going off on this thing about, he was my driver and then he wanted to be a star. And I created a monster. And I think he's trying to be funny. But he just sounds like he's complaining about how Ronnie, they started going to scores. And then Howard gets really mad when people who work for him

Try to do anything outside of the show. Yeah any any level of success He gets very upset about except for Robin for some reason. He's always supported everything that Robin does Well because her her success is directly linked to him like he knows like Robin will never be anything without him But some of these other ones do little side things. And, uh, yeah, I don't know. Well, here's an example of that. And I feel like Howard Stern, and like you said, maybe he's trying to be funny

but I feel like he comes off as just unlikable the way he talks about Rada here. What are your hobbies? You mean, you gotta get some hobbies if you're gonna be retired. At least with me, you're driving me around. I kept you busy doing security and come to the show. I mean, yeah, no, it was, hey, listen, I loved it. Believe me. I know.

I made you star. I know you did. Yeah. I'm not saying, I'm not saying no. I enjoyed it. I still enjoy it. I made you a star. It's a weirdly dissatisfied of somebody. Yeah. And this isn't, I don't think this is like the other parts were him trying to be funny This just feels like I don't know man. This feels so bitter and shitty like yeah, he's saying you owe me. Ronnie you fucking owe me mother fucker I own you He's been there for like 30 years. You can't just be like man good for you dude Go off and joy place some golf go around, get you dick sucked, enjoy life.

He wants people to just be with him until they die. That's how he's been with everybody, right? Like he doesn't want any, enjoy anything outside of his little world. Well, the other thing about this that's crazy is, I stopped listening to Howard Stern over a year ago. Nothing has changed. He was complaining about Ronnie retiring to Las Vegas for segments at a time back then.

He's still doing it. He milks these segments and I forgot going back and listening to Stern again. I forgot how slow this show is. It takes so long for ending the unfold. Everything I listen to nowadays is just quick things move. We get to parts and segments and talking points. This show is just like, hey,

so Ronnie's going to Vegas and they just dwell on it for an hour. Yeah. And I mean, if you compare to the old Howard Stern, when they had the e-show and they were a K rock, you know, that show sort of like, you know, Howard takes all the credit for being all this is I was so great. But a lot of the Howard Stern show content came from just the busy hub that K-Rock was back in the day and the e-show and just all the shit that happened to be going on in that building and around it that they were able to like kind of take advantage of. So like the old Howard Stern show, that place was just insane with energy back in the day because there's like a whole staff running around and you know everybody was just flying by the sea their pants

and there would be like rock bands hanging out and like two-pock in the hallway and you know You'd have like interns leaving to go overdose on drug like it was great and then now it's just this weird like It's like it's like they move to a medical office in San Diego. They're in the waiting room. Yeah, and it's like this is boring. Some shows are made to be played in a waiting room. He's actually recording it from a waiting room. Yeah, just looking at highlights magazine. And just just to point out what a bitter fuck Howard is, right? Royce, if you and I built a huge media empire like Stern to the point where we were able to count like half a dozen to a dozen people who have done so well working underneath us

that they were able to retire comfortably. Wouldn't that make you feel proud? Like, wouldn't you feel good like, wow, man, not only did we do so good, but people who worked for us were able to make a nice life for themselves and write off into the sunset. Like, if somebody was like, hey, I'm retiring, I wouldn't be just sitting there all bitter.

Like, I can't believe you're leaving. What a piece of shit, leaving at 71 years old. What an asshole. He's a sociopath and you know, you said he's something he's doing a show out of San, a medical center of San Jose. No, it sounds like he's doing his show in a cold, the sack and Boka with tone Florida. Which is more accurate. Wait, is it Boka? It, well, it's West Palm close enough. Okay. I was going to say Boka is even. Oh, spicy Florida talk half an endow. That's why I tune in to ROTC.

We have all the local Florida stuff. You know, keep it local, Carl. You know how it is in radio. Gotta keep it local. Weather traffic, how the dines. Weather traffic, tune in. So this is the craziest part though, because I remember a year ago when they're going,

I can't believe Ryan's gonna retire. He's gonna miss the show. What's he gonna do? His life is nothing without me. And then they say this. I'm a little mad at Ronnie too. I mean, I'm angry with him for leaving me. I get that way. I don't life as nothing without me. And then they say this. I'm a little mad at Ronnie too. I mean, I'm angry with him for leaving me. I get that way.

I don't like when people leave me. I know. I get really angry. So I'm angry with Ronnie. So I mean, but he's not leaving. No, he's still gonna be on our show and everything, but I don't like the idea of him leaving New York. He's still on the, she's not even retiring.

How was that going anywhere? He doesn't see anybody. And he's mad that this guy wants to go live in Vegas instead of in New York. Why? Why does it care? He's angry that his usual guy isn't going to be driving him around, getting his coffees and clearing hallways for him. That's what it is. But is he going to go back to work?

He doesn't want to develop any new relationships, right? True. So that I think is the biggest thing with Howard. He has his people and any new person that may replace him, he would have to actually talk to them and be a human being and he doesn't want to do that. So this next part I'm going to play is some serious projecting because Howard starts ragging on Ronnie for the friends that Ronnie has made and the guys that he'll be hanging out with when he moves out to Vegas.

He's there's a group of guys in Vegas who are wealthy. Yes. We have who have befriended Ronnie and the way way way to a lot of first of all, hold on. They're not all wealthy. Let's put it that way. Okay. Well, okay. They call for whatever.

Yeah. Now they're not all. They're normal people. Okay. Well, okay. Whatever. Yeah. Now that you're not all. Yeah. I know. There's one guy. There's one guy who is very wealthy. Yeah. I guess he's very wealthy. Yeah. And he takes you to a whole bunch of shit gets you. I'm right on stage with arrow Smith. I know no, no, no, no, no. That's not the guy who got that. No, that's not. Whatever. Well, there's a group of guys who, you know, they truck Ronnie around with them. He's in with the in crowd. He's finally like in with the in crowd.

That's Howard Stern. He's finally in with the in crowd. Like you guys were talking about the beginning of the show, all of his celebrity friends. And he's going, look at this fucking asshole Ronnie. He's got friends who are cool. Yeah, he, he is a control freak and he does not like when you have, this is like the equivalent of like a husband who keeps his wife just locked in the house.

That doesn't let her go do anything, doesn't let her have friends, you know? And you're like, what is wrong with you? Like, it's a real sick thing. And then for him to like, masquerade is this guy who's done so much self-improvement. It's like you might be even worse than you were back then. This next step I'm going to play for you is a sign of how it's real insecurity.

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not his psychiatrist. And I can see what he's projecting here. But you wait. Wait till he gets out there full time. We'll see. Yeah, you think it's special event because he's only visiting special event. Ronnie is now going to be every day. Ronnie and get real old, real quick and annoying. Okay. Howard saying that

his friends won't be his friends anymore. One tease off the show and out in Vegas. This is why Howard signed a contract through the age of 71 because he also was concerned that if he's not on the rave, doesn't the Howard Stern show, Ellen DeGeneres ain't answering his calls anymore. Yeah, well, Ellen DeGeneres ain't doing much anymore. Maybe that was a bad example. Jennifer Aniston, whatever celebrity that he hangs out with George Clooney and his wife, I can't grasp not being happy for

somebody like I just don't know. and by the way, I'm a bitter angry and secure guy. I've met you. I know. But like I still can I still have the capacity to be happy for people. Like you know what I mean? Like if somebody's like, hey, you know, Roy Sumersh, thanks for 30 years, I'm gonna go retire now, and I'm gonna go like live, I've got a nice house, and I'm gonna be living outside of Vegas, and I've got everything all set up, I got these friends. I would be like, wow, man, you know, it's inconvenient for us, but that's good for you, man. Like that's, I would, again, I would feel good knowing

that somebody worked for me for 30 years, and made such a good living for themselves that they could just go chill. I'd be like, that's, wow, I'm glad that the thing we built could also benefit some people and that you did well. Great. That's great, man. Not just be like, you know, your friends won't love you anymore.

Yeah. What? Oh, yeah. Also, Howard's like, take on it is the wrong take because it's unrelatable. He kept going, what are you going to do after you retire and you're just out in things what are you going to do like hang out in the pool all day? What do you think you're going to do with yourself? It's like Howard, people retire and live a more relaxed lifestyle. This isn't actually what people aspire to do and Howard's going, look at a dumb

person and they start to rag it up and not having hobbies. Meanwhile, oh he does his rip out of his hobbies which are collecting NASCAR toys and driving around in cars and shit He's hanging out with NASCAR guys and it going to the racetrack and how it's going what the fuck are you gonna do with your life And Ronnie cuz he can't fight back obviously. Yes, I like just take is like well, how would I do have friends? And I enjoy things outside of driving you around. It's probably gonna be fine Wow, what a loser running really sounds like such a loser is he has activities and friends of driving you around, it's probably gonna be fine. I don't know what to tell you. Wow, what a loser. He's running really sounds like such a loser is,

he has activities and friends and the social, so what a piece of shit. Oh, so one of the things about this show now, and I'm sure you guys picked up on it from listening to like even just Monday's episode, is the whole format is based around taddling. So it's certain people's jobs like Jason Kaplan and probably a couple other guys to just

get dirt, another staff members relay that to Howard and then Howard confronts them about it. Except for that used to work when they were all in the office together and people would like notice things that were happening. But now they're just like self reporting things that are happening and it doesn't work. So Ronnie's in the process of moving. So he's getting rid of stuff and he's packing stuff up and Howard tries to call him on throwing out these toy cars he has.

I heard all those little toys and his toy cars and a lot of shitting throughout. No, I didn't throw that. No, no, no, I threw a lot of shit up and I heard you throw out toy cars. No, I didn't. I threw out a lot of paper up and I heard you threw out toy cars. No, I didn't. I threw out a lot of paper stuff like old, you know, tickets to the racetracks and stuff like that. Wow.

Fascinating content, guys. This is my numbing. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. This is my numbingly bad. It's bad. If it wasn't for him coasting on what he did in the 90s, like if you listen, if you were to new person, like let's say, let's say you woke up from a coma, right?

You went in the coma 1997 and you woke up, now you go, oh, how are we still on? Let me put it on. You would go, what is this? This can't possibly be Howard Stern. It's just a bunch of, you know, it's like going to, going to the morning to a McDonald's where the old people go to get their senior coffees and just listening to them babble over hearing them. That, overhearing them. That's what this is.

It's funny, you say that. My buddy Drew Lane did morning radio forever. Now he's doing a podcast, so we started getting into Howard Stern, but he never listened to him before. And it's funny because he actually appreciates the show more than like I would or you guys would, because you know how good it used to be

when Arty Lang was on there. And when they actually had good guests, and it was interesting. So he's going, that's a pretty good radio show. I was like, well, it's not even close to what it used to be. Yeah, and this whole snitching thing, this format, going back to my point that I was saying earlier,

it worked when they were in the K-Rock building, and they were going to scores every weekend. And it used to be like, oh, you know, hey, you know, John's wife's mad at him because he was a finger in a stripper at scores and go, all right, hey, now we got a juicy story. Let's get into this like spousing, spousers fighting over a fucking stripper. Okay, no, we got a story. And now it's like, I heard Ronnie just thrown out toy cars. And you're like, that's it. That's the big scoop. Oh, yeah. No, the shit that they used to have on people, even instead of in John was entertaining.

That's how good the stuff was. And now here's another example of taddling. So Ronnie's getting rid of his porn collection. And I guess one of the guys reported back that he mispronounced a word in the title of one of these porn. Listen to the pacing of this, too. It's so slow. Oh, Ronnie, when Ronnie was going through his horns, the title of the Gina Lynn porno, he couldn't pronounce. So we got trouble with

that. Go ahead, Ronnie. Tell everyone. What was it? I don't remember. D E R I E R E. Okay. I'm turning a corner. I'm actually enjoying this now. You're enjoying that? Now I'm enjoying the show again. Ironically, I mean, it's not because they're good, but now I'm now I'm ironically enjoying the show because that was, he gave him nothing. Well, I don't know. So, he didn't pronounce Dairy Air correctly. And the guys are like, oh, Howard, you gotta ask Ryan to pronounce Dairy Air. It's so hilarious. Even if he mispronounced it, I don't know if that's great show content.

Then two and a half hours later, they do another Ronnie segment. They go back to Ronnie again. And this really sums up what the format of the show is. They're literally calling each other and going, hey, Ronnie, anything new in your life this week. And Ronnie who wants air time says, actually, yeah. Now, what he's going to say is I know we were talking to Ronnie earlier about how upset I

am and that he's moving to Vegas, but he told the guy, because they call him regularly. So Ronnie, what are you up to? He said, he, he told that Jason or one of them that he, this is a quote, he pumped out, he pumped one out real hard with Stephanie Thursday night and it was intense. And I said to the guys, exactly, I said to the guys, what does that mean? And I was wondering if Ronnie could just tell me what that means. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? They have a whole staff of people, writers on the show.

And what they do is call up Ronnie and say, what have you been up to? This is the laziest show on the radio. It's like Jimmy Fallon, you know, one like the producers pre-ask questions to the guests. Yes. Yes. So what did you tell me that story? What happened to you when you were in New Hampshire? You're like, what is what he does? And honestly, it's bad, but to me, it's more sad. And I'm going to tell you something right now, Carl, was Stuttering John the Glue that

was holding this show together? He thinks so. He would tell you that's certainly the case. We really need to start a campaign of people that just start gassing his head up and really, really convincing him that that's not good. The show has been down hoods. But I look going back to this Ronnie thing when he gives him nothing on that porno thing. I can't get over that. I'm still giggling about this because he literally goes, yeah, he couldn't rule that Gina Lynn porno, he couldn't pronounce the name of Ronnie. What was that they were a bit of thing? And he's just like, well, I don't know. Like it literally reminds me of, imagine if two guys are doing who's

on first. And the guys like, who's on first? No, who's on for it? No, no, no, who is a Chinaman? He's on first. Yeah. Right away in the middle of it, you're like, oh, well, we were supposed to milk this for a couple minutes. He just, no, no, no, to Chinese guys, named who? Well, since you brought that up, I have another example of this, where I'm giving Ronnie a little bit of credit

because he's just calling Howard out in this bullshit because Howard will say stuff that's so hypocritical. And we all know that Howard gets a ton of vacation, uses a ton of vacation. And he tries to call out Ronnie's, Ronnie's like, yeah know that Howard gets a ton of vacation, uses a ton of vacation. And he tries to call out Ronnie's, Ronnie's like, yeah, I've spent a couple of weeks out in Vegas before I like it. You know, I think I'll get used to it.

And I was like, how is that even possible? When did you spend a couple of weeks in Vegas? But first of all, you drove me. I never got a couple of weeks off. What are you talking about? You never got a couple. The most I ever got was two weeks. Even Ronnie's laughing at him.

What are you talking about? We've never had a couple of weeks off. What do you mean? That's all we most I ever got was two weeks. Even the body's laughing at him. What are you talking about? We've never had a couple of weeks off. What do you mean? That's all we do. We just had two weeks off. And then how are, and then how are corrects in my boat going? All right.

The most I ever had was two weeks off. That's a couple, you asshole. That's that. That's literally the definition of a couple. Ding ding ding. That's right. I need to say a few weeks off. Ha ha.

All right. I want to talk more about how they're trying to relive their glory days and recreate things that happened on the show. They have George to Kay on. And George to Kay is the official show announcer. This goes back to the Arty Languers. And Arty and George used to make some magical radio

together. So one of the things that they would goof on George for was the way he pronounced certain words. So he's doing a bumper and using those words in the bumper. This is so poorly written and dumb. Hi, this is George Takedi. Please excuse me for a moment while I ring my husband. Oh, Brad, bring me my awa and wak mole before I unleash a tsunami of anger at you.

What would I do without my breeder? This is the Howard Stern Show. Anyone think that's funny? No, I think it was more funny when George Takeda would come on the show and do that thing where he was a homosexual, sexual predator. Yes. Who frightened people. Yes.

It wasn't like for his birthday, they brought in strippers and he was like grabbing all the guys' cocks and stuff. It's like, dude, you're 73 years old. What are you doing? I remember I'm telling some story on the show too that ended up like coming back to bite him at one point. Yes, he talked about when he was very young. Unroach or something. Yeah, I think when he was underage, he had sex with like a camp counselor or something. He was giggling about it. They're like, yeah, that's actually not

cool. That's actually a problem. Yeah, you were molested actually. That was a crime. Yeah, I can't count. There was less moon bass. Oh, wow. And also, by the way, by the way, wait a shatter stereotypes. I don't want to move. That'll take your cause there. Here's another bumper from George decay, because he's got to tell everybody that it's important

to get vaccinated. This is George decay to remind you to please get vaccinated. Trust me, there is nothing better than a good injection. Right, Brad? This is the Howard Stern Show. Got it. Oh, this case, yeah, this case. I got it. That's really funny. In 1993, did they did they play that george to kai promo before after howard just talked about his friend who got both shots and then died that would be after and then they also talked about bill mar and that segment earlier to so it's

like yeah that's great really got me confident well i have a perfect example of their thinking is flawed i want you to listen to what they say here and explain to me how this makes any fucking sense. The idiots in this country who, you know, you know, we got to have a country full of idiots. They're not going to take the vaccine. And then this, they got a new variant now that just broke out in England. It started in India. India.

It's so strong that the vaccine doesn't hold up against it. People are dying all over again. So they're going to fuck up everything for us. I will never get rid of it and we'll never get out of this because they got a they got to have their rights. That's how I feel about this show. Oh, Robin. They're next. These idiots are never going to stop and we're never going to get out of it because they have to have their show. So have the half of people in the United States who haven't gotten the COVID Vax are responsible for the Indian UK variant. Well, am I getting this right? It's even dumber than that.

They say everyone's got to get vaccinated because the vaccine doesn't even work against these new variants that are going to kill everybody. Well, why am I getting vaccinated? That is hopeless. It's an old man worried about the vibe that's what's his old man talking about. I don't want to go outside because the virus might get me. I'm like, man, you used to be like the edgy sky on the fucking planet, you know? Oh, but Howard's also that guy that we, we, we were talking about a year ago.

And this shit started with COVID. He's one of those guys that has no skin in the game as far as going out. He hated going out. He doesn't like touching people. He's a germafob. He's in a gorgofob. Like, he's not like, remember whenever there was a bunch of like introverted weirdos with like anime girl profile pictures like when this first started they're like I'm fine with never going out

again so let's lock down and it's let's never have jobs and it's like look I understand your life is devoid of anything fun but I like going out I live in Florida yeah here's proof that the therapy is really working for Howard. He's one of those people that relies on others to entertain him like he can't entertain himself all that well. That's why he was going crazy during quarantine. I was thriving. I'm like, this is the greatest thing ever. Time to myself with no one bothering me.

I can't stand when people visit me. Howard, you're broken. You're broken as a person if you're thriving at a quarantine. But listen to him. Listen to how for what a sociopathie is. Yes. He does. Ronnie to leave. He wants these people in his life,

but he doesn't want him around him. He just wants to know that they're loyal to him, but he doesn't actually want to interact with them. It's like the Patrice O'Neal thing when he was a year ago when he was talking about, he's like, you know, my wife and my daughter, man, I love them so much. He's like, and I want them around,

but like, away from me. It's his whole thing. He's like, I want him home, you know, and safe, and I enjoy having him around, but just like, away from me, like go do something. Howard's third is a funny Patrice on Neil junk, you're right. That's what he's turned into at his old age.

All right, so George the K's on there because it's Pride Month, and he's turned into at his old age. All right, so George the K's on there because it's Pride Month and he's gonna give us a history lesson. I just wanted to wish everybody a happy Pride Month and give your listeners a gay history lesson on why we celebrate. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So they have to K on there and I don't even, I didn't realize that June was significant Taa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha So what they do is they have this thing where celebrities knock on Howard's door. They play this knocking sound effect.

So as George de Kay is going through this history lesson, Mitch McConnell shows up. That was the night of the Stonewall riots. A.R. G. In the hold on a second. Hold on a second. This is not going to my door. Howard. Oh, it's Mitch McConnell.

Hey, this is a set of minority, literally Mitch McConnell here. No, hold on a second. Well, George, I demand equal time. Pretty good impression, I guys. Really. What? What is he? He's turned into like, Rachel Matt out. Like, what is this? It's very weird. And I also got to point out, I love the fact that all right George to Kai is like whole gimmick right George to Kai on the Howard Stern Show is a microcosm for what has happened to the LGBTQ plus two four seven eight community

because you know I've always we always talk about this on our TC but it's like a couple years ago gay people were sort of like counter culture and like kind of cool. Remember like queer eye for the straight guy? Yeah. It was like, oh yeah, everybody's got that cool gay friend that'll help you get styling. And you know, I love hanging out with gay pals. There's always chicks around. They had this cool little party counter culture thing. Now they've pushed it so far in the mainstream that they're, A, not allowed to be criticized anymore. So you can't joke with them, but they're also mainstream.

So they're not like this fringe, cool counter culture thing anymore. So there's nothing to milk anymore. They used to have to kai on so they could be like, wow, hey, Georgia, you doing any gay sex? You know, and he'd be like, yeah, Howard, I like gay sex in my brother. I use my anus as a sex organ Howard and they go, whoa, this is crazy. And nowadays it's like, yeah, he's a gay guy who cares. Like you guys ruined it by making it so mainstream. That's actually a very good point because you're right.

They did bring on Jersey K in the beginning because it was sensational. Whoa, gay guy. Yeah, it was a Sunday morning and then you touch his penis and then it goes into your mouth. What? Oh, that's crazy dude. And nowadays you're like, that's great. And I accept that lifestyle. And I'm proud of you guys. And to celebrate I'm putting penises in my mouth every day in June. Because that's exactly very important. I also have pride in what you do. You know, did I get married? Had a son? He'd be like in honor of George decay. My son is becoming trans. We're going to cut his penis off and give it to you, George. in what you do. You know, did it get married? Had a son, he'd be like, in honor of George decay,

my son is becoming trans. We're gonna cut his penis off and give it to you, George. That would be a great bit. Centering John's second was coming up in a minute. All right, Merch, let's not get out of the head of ourselves. I'll check her. All right, so now what they're trying to recreate here is Mitch McConnell, because I am a stern fan,

I know of all the big bits that they had in segments Back in the day George decay was very naive. He didn't understand how the show worked He came on the show and fake Arnold Schwarzenegger called in at the time when real Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California George decay thought he was debating the real Arnold Schwarzenegger and started debating actual policy with the guy and Everyone was in on except the guy and everyone was in on it except for George and it was one of the funnier organic things that happened on the show.

So now what they're doing is they have fake Mitch McConnell calling in or I should say Mitch McDickless because that's always funnier. Mitch McConnell calls in and they get into a fake debate but they actually have dummy going through specific policy with the guy in 2013. You voted against a bill that expands background checks for guns. You voted against George. You're such a snowflake. If I push on you, you probably know, and you're allowing AR 15s as a regular weapons gentlemen. Hey, gentlemen, I'm gonna have you.

So this is a scripted. This is so bad. And then it's not even like nobody is actually like sounding like they're in an argument. Like I've done enough voiceover work to know like when you do a take and then you go, yeah, let's do that again, because like we read it right,

but we're just, we don't sound like we're arguing. We need, we need a little more yelling. They're just polite. And you can tell very clearly that these were recorded in two different rooms, not only when they recorded it two different times, but like whoever recorded the second line of dialogue didn't listen to the first guys.

So like you can, like if you're gonna do dialogue and you're gonna record in different booths, then you need to listen to how the first guys, so like you can, like if you're gonna do dialogue and you're gonna record in different booths, then you need to listen to how the first person who laid down the track sounded and react to that as best you can, so it sounds organic. This is two guys, two different rooms, just reading stuff.

Yeah, but Merch, where would they have the time to do that? I mean, how would they possibly find the time to do this correctly? They're probably have 17 studios in the United States, the size of your house. And a staff of a hundred people and a staff that's like, it consists of half of serious XM. I think they could have pulled it off. They work three days a week. And their segments consist of the guys were told me you fucked your wife last week. Let's talk about that for an hour.

I find it hilarious that Howard Stern, the guy that was been shitting on podcasts as their inception podcast, they're so stupid. He has a staff of like 75 people. There's podcasts out there with three people that do better audio quality. Yeah. Funny shows. They sound better and they're doing it out of a spare bedroom and Howard has half a billion dollars at all of the staff and they sound like absolute amateur hour.

And it sounds way better than it did when they first went into quarantine. It was the standard zoom call using your laptop microphone. At least it sounds good about our now. There are YouTube shows like Roy said that sound way better than Howard Stern's show. By the way, shout out to Adam Goldstein Yeah, Adam Goldstein He might be listening to us right now. He's usually hanging out. That's my boy right there. Yeah, you like Adam I like Adam. He's a good at he's a good egg

So to that point I'm going to play a quick clip for you. Shuleys texted me right now. What is he? What is he telling me? Oh? Oh? Yeah, speaking of podcast. They're funny than Howard. Let's not you. Shuleys texted me right now. What is he telling me? Oh, yeah, speaking of pockets, they're funnier than Howard. Let's not forget the Shuleys, shall. Nice work, buddy. God, I still remember that video, not to get off track, but I still remember the video what covered when I started covering John like a year ago.

It was an older video, but it was the one where he was just harassing Shule. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Like, it's on the hotel and Shule was just like, dude, please, leave me alone. Like, this is my job. He wasn't even being like, you fucking asshole. Like, John was trying to make a scene and Shule was like, literally at one point in the video, Shule just genuinely going, hey man, look, you know what I mean?

Like, I've never had a problem with you. We've always been cool. Like, I'm asking as like a favor. Could you just not fuck my job up right now? Like, could you leave me out of this? Hey, uh, Shule, comment on this, buddy. Carl can't say anything because of the pending litigation. No, I just unmuted Shule. He was hanging out with us right now. So I thought maybe you'd have his own take. I'm unmuted. Yeah, buddy. What's up? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm out of my porch. Smoke and enjoying. Yeah, I'm sorry. You don't have to come out.

I've just put you at the spot right now. Comment to what John being a blowjob. Well, yeah, there was a video I watched when I was covering John a year ago. It was an old video where he was just like just swarming around you at some hotel and you weren't even making a scene. You were like, look, dude, I'm going is just like just swarming around you at some hotel. And you weren't even making a scene. You were like, look, dude, I'm gonna level with you. Like I still work there like the zamming my look.

Can you not like, can you go? Well, that was somebody else and he's like, oh, Julie, hey, why won't Julie talk to me? And it's like in the minute and then like you were like, all right, I'm just gonna call security as a ridiculous. Yeah, well, you gotta, you gotta understand. He was camping out in the alley earlier that day for hours hoping to see any of us from the show

to yell something out for brilliant content for his podcast. And nobody came out and nobody even knew he was there. That's how much attention was paid to him. And I remember at one point a security guard said, there's some guy out there and a Superman outfit, which is speech impediment man. And there's some guy with a microphone,

and that was John. And nobody went out, nobody paid any attention to it. We all went back to the hotel after the show. We had stuff to record, things to do. And everybody's hanging out in the lobby and all of a sudden he just shows up in his homeless attire and sits next to me and starts building and recording me and the first thought in my head is I'm like no matter what I do it's his content and he can spin it however he wants to and why am I giving him any fucking plet because

I had a bunch of shit I wanted to say, but I'm not gonna give him, I'm not gonna give him the satisfaction. So I just tried to walk away and what was so lame was the jokes he kept saying were stuff that like he tweeted or other people tweeted. So it wasn't even like, you didn't even write anything for this big moment. Like he didn't, he brought nothing to the table and I was just I walked over security and I'm just like hey man this guy's filming me I'm not looking to be filmed can we do something about this and that was it he left the funny part was he's the one that put that video out it's very embarrassing for

him yeah it was I remember watching that I'm getting like wait you put this up after this disaster and again the whole video was just shoolly very nicely going, look man, I don't know what your beef is, like I get it, whatever, but like I still work there. Can you sleep me alone? Like I don't, he's, he's harassing him. He's pretty much breaking the law.

And then he posts a video on it and get me with shoolly. Did you get the autograph too while you were there? The truth is I wouldn't have gotten in trouble for staying shit to him or talking to him, but what I was going to say to him would have pissed him off and it would have escalated. So I just decided to be a bigger man and walk away and not give him the satisfaction. Well, I'll tell you what, Julie, let's stop being the bigger man starting right now. What would you get? What were you going to say, Stuttering John? I would just get told, like, if you paid, if you focused as much on marriage and family

as you do about a job you left 40 years ago, maybe you'd still have marriage in a family. Wow. It's not fired, everybody. Yeah, but you know what? Shoulesa, uh for me, that was the decision making process in my head. Does this go down right now or do I be the bigger man? Well, it turned out to be a hilarious video that we all enjoyed. So I guess it's okay that you were the bigger man that time, although it would have been funnier.

He would have posted it. That's the thing. If you had said that, he would have tried to do that. Right. And that for me, it's like, well, then what's the point? Yeah. Yeah, he would have added it to just be like, berating you.

Yeah, I got over on Shuley yesterday. I said, yeah. Well, Shuley, thank you, buddy, for coming on. People check out the Shuley Show Patreon.com slash Shuley Show or the Shuley Show. Patreon.com slash the Shuley or does shulisho? patreon.com slash does shulisho and I will see you if I may say Carl the miserable men podcast is up

and running and it's been going great and we're doing that live on Monday nights on patreon first hour on youtube free second hour on patreon the gangs all back together Brent and Mike last episode ended in threatening each other with physical violence. So it should be a good run. Very good. They can, they're only more miserable now. So,

definitely worth checking out. Hey, loving the show. Keep up the great work, everybody. Thank you, buddy. I will see you in Vegas in a couple of weeks looking forward to it. Yeah, dog. Bring the cocaine. I mean, bring the kids. I'll bring the laughter. How about that? All right. Everybody's there. Where were we? Oh, we were talking about how it was very his. It's a tangent there. It's not your fault. We were talking about how the audio isn't great. And he's not even as good as most podcasting and YouTubers that we enjoy.

And here is a couple clips that go together. The first one is what I call Elzheimer's Howie. Now he's talking about these shows and movies that he likes and these Marvel shows and he has to be reminded that he's even seen it or liked it. Did you see that movie, New Mutants? No, but that's something like that one. That one, it's the's the it's an X-men movie. How would you want that you said you loved it? Which one was that new me who knew HBO Max? Oh, yeah, I watched that. Yeah, you like that. I like that. I like that Do I like that Jason?

Jason, did I like that? This is something a cocaine ass people do I have I met you do I like this movie? I'm not even just a co-cat. A co-cat with also a bad drinking problem. Right after that clip that we just heard, Jason tries to talk and his connection's amazing. Do I like that Jason? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Do you like that Jason? It's not comparable to me. Oh my god. And again, I was surprised. That's the Howard Search Show. I'm serious that you just heard. Oh wait, that wasn't Discord. That wasn't Discord. Oh my god. That's pretty bad.

All right, real quick, we got to get out of this segment. But first, I have to hit on our boy, Benji. So they're talking about Benji and his dating habits on dating sites. And then the next day, the emails are coming in and the caller is talking about Benji. And somebody brings up that Benji is a right-wing cook. You guys are focusing on Benji's looks, which are horrible,

but his main issue is his awful personality. He's a whiny, weird, annoying right-wing cook. I didn't know Benji's looks, which are horrible, but his main issue is his awful personality. He's a whiny, weird, annoying, right-wing cook. I didn't know Benji was such a right-wing cook, but this guy might be on to something. Yeah. Yeah. I think Benji was like even like voting for Trump. If I, I don't know if I have them.

He was sympathetic. Yeah. You like them. Do I have that right, Benji? I don't want to put that out there. Mirror you with the wrong brush, yeah. Yeah. I mean, God forbid I taint your image. All right. You guys hear that he's a right wing cookie might have even voted for Trump. Wow. He should be in jail. Right. That's what I'm saying. That's a war cry. What are they?

How is he even on the staff still? This, this is the direct result. If you watch, if you listen to watch out from the beginning to now, this is a direct result of Howard, look, Howard was mega famous on the radio. Nobody can ever deny that, right? Yeah. But day one, Howard has always wanted to be mainstream Hollywood guy. Oh, yeah.

He's always wanted to be, you know, on a TV show, on a game show, on, you know, whatever that rip off of American Idol was that he was on. He always wanted to be on a TV show, on a game show, on whatever that rip off of American Idol was that he was on. He always wanted to be that, so he figured if I keep playing the game, look, everybody hates Trump now, for example. Right wingers, oh man, I want to hang out with my friend, I want to hang out with Ellen Listen, old, Bruce Springsteen albums. That's what he wants.

So I don't even believe that howard even hates trump or right wing kooks or anything to the extent he does i think that still him trying to play the game that still him trying to get the george cluny's in the studio so you can you know ask him like oh george cluny you have sex with broads yeah i know howard i know the same interview tactic you know you're like you know i hope that's true, man. I hope because the way he gets into this and he's been anti Trump for a long time and it's gotten like pretty crazy. But let's hear Benji's explanation. But

yeah, before you before you play, I just want to add to what Roy said to the reason Howard also kind of dislikes Trump is because Trump's like pretty much remained the same dude like and how it's turned into this like like how we got super rich but even when Trump was rich Trump was always just kind of like yeah like yeah I like pushy I like you you know I like to party and like Trump is as cool as fuck when you're going to our show Trump still has people that like, I think Trump has a higher percentage of people that still like him versus Howard. I think that

bothers Howard because Howard's just a neurotic old man now and you know, Trump's the one still running around calling Rosie O'Donnell fat. So it's like Trump's been more consistent than Howard Stern is. That's right. And Howard ran for public office and he lost. Trump ran and he won. And I mean, I think a lot of Howard stuff is also fueled by jealousy. Well, Howard didn't lose. He wouldn't show his tax returns.

So he dropped out. Yeah, neither did Trump. And he won. Yeah, and up next year right now, you can find 20 clips of Howard Stern from a year ago going, yeah, why won won't you show us tax? For sure. You know, he's that. So this is, let's give Benji a chance to explain how he could possibly be such a right-wing cook that he might consider voting for Trump. Can you, you vote for Trump? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, um, I think times you a real jerk, but a real jerk. Yeah, he did a lot of ass and I think things, but politics wise overall, I think he's

better for the country than Biden. Okay. What a cook. What a crazy thing to say. Benji sounds like a fucking lunatic. How does he still have a job over there? Benji, Benji likes low taxes. What a real piece of shit this guy? Yeah, you know, if I worked there, I'd be I'd be reporting it to HR. I'd be like I feel unsafe

Let's one more thing on this because they're talking about Wolfie's mom who also voted for Trump and Wolfie's mom is an Anti-facx or should I, who the fuck is Wolfie? What's Wolfie now? What is this? Who's this? I'm going to do that. So Wolfie's the guy who pretty much took over Shuley's job. Wolfie is the correspondent who talks to most of the whack packers now.

Oh, cool. Oh, you mean all the, all the funny whack packers that don't have funny nicknames anymore? Oh, you don't like the slow adult and the conqueror. Gary the conqueror. Like, no, I'm sorry. adult and the conqueror. Gary the conqueror like, no, I'm sorry. It's always going to be Gary the retar don't fucking stop it. Stop it. You don't like King of the POCs now. No, no. Please don't tell me that's his real name. Oh, no. He's so great. No, so they, they're talking about Wolfie's mother and, you know, these people are so crazy. They think that there was voter fraud and how it says this.

Even though every court in the land throughout all their evidence, they've been counting for how many months now and they haven't found anything. Well, they did. They found one guy who was dead, who voted, but they turned out he voted for Trump. They found that. That, they did. They found one guy who was dead who voted, but they turned that he voted for Trump. They found that. That's really true. You know, and there's no going. So Howard honestly believes there was no voter fraud at all. There was one dead person who voted for someone and that one dead person voted for Trump. And he truly believe he goes, that's true. I don't know where he's getting his new sources from, but that can't

possibly be true. Dead people vote in every election all the time. Well, he might believe that, Carl, but he might also just be Jewish. So what is that meant to do with anything? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, I didn't think I was any other observations you guys had on the Howard Stern show.

Just what happened. Yeah, that's that's it. This was this was rough. I mean, like this is boring. And look, man, I talk about a guy, I probably not the person who hates that are in John the most, but I'm top three in this in this chat right now, right? Yeah. I'll put it to you that way. I don't like him either, but at least John is so terrible that it's funny. Howard is just boring. It's boring to listen to. I would rather listen to news updates in the morning than then whatever this is. I will say there were moments when I was laughing because I'm a huge fan.

And there were most also in the show. And I'm like, oh, I remember why I liked Howard. He can be interesting and compelling. It's just so few and far between now. And you have to listen to these long segments of Gary Drink Scotch and Ronnie has sex with his wife and they watch porn together and like, okay, we've done this. We've done this so many times now to see, to see how far he's fallen. And like Roy said, like, like John is so bad. He at least

goes back to being funny. Yeah. And like that's that's what kills me. He's like, all right, like Trump, Trump, how it would be funny if he was like, you know, occasionally so drunk, he was spitting up all over himself or like get a cockroach run across his console. Like, that would be fun. Because not even that going on. Yeah, how, how it's stealing his neighbors Wi-Fi to do his show? That would be so great. Yeah, because my friend next story lets me use the things sometimes. Who Robin, my oven isn't working. I wanted to have a, I wanted to have Home Depot deliver a new oven, but it's too gross in here.

Yeah, hey Robin, I forgot to pay my gas bill for six months. They should swap. I would love to see those two swap show formats. Let me make an 80s movie. Yes. Can we deep fake video that we're on it. I think that's a good idea. Okay. It's time for. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is a cringe of the week came in from Adam Thoreau. It's a show called queer explaining with Kelly Wright. They're talking about a spent sherry. You guys remember the movie

Ace Ventura? Oh, that was with the funny man Jim Kerri, right? So that's the one. Now you know, the guy talks with his butt. Oh, great. He's talking with their mouths. Great. So you guys might remember how politically incorrect this movie is, at the very end, they find out the female is actually the guy who missed the field goal. Binkle is iron horn. That Dan Marito was the holder for. And I don't know if you guys realize this, but in 2021, that's pretty transphobic. What they were doing on that movie, and they explained this.

Healed. And heads up what you're about to hear is pretty graphically transphobic. The Miami police surround them, and he goes through this elaborate and quite graphic and awful, essentially strip search, tries to pull off the wig, it's obviously hair, rips open the blouse, the boobs are real, makes a joke about how easy it is to get breast augmentation done, and then you know pulls off the skirt, and then spins her around, and then everybody sees the the tucked package, and you know the implication being that she's essentially, or David essentially made out with everybody in the police department, everyone's spitting.

It's called a joke. It's a comedy movie. And that was like a joke that they had in the movie. But apparently, this is actually causing real damage to society. At best, it's embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't, wasn't the people are digging up old net old NBC shows that are re-running on Netflix and being like, wow guys, like this is why Seinfeld is pretty problematic. Yeah, oh yeah, this is what people are doing. Listen to this. Listen to this follow up.

At best, it's embarrassing to the people involved. At worst, it's a shocking betrayal. A malevolent disguise used to trick on winning men. And I truly believe there's a through line from scenes like that to the murder of trans women that we see today. There you go, guys. Aismatura is responsible.

He has more blood on his hands from the movie Aismatura. Creepy as detective coming up. The only person that Jim Carey killed was somebody with an STD and that was by mistake. So this, this, this, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the scene where they're, which by the way, I will admit is very funny when they're all like washing their mouths and it's hilarious. I will admit that still holds up that's still very funny. There's a bunch around his face. Yeah. Yeah. So you're telling me that the 44% suicide rate

is all on ace from turn. Not all of it, but a lot of it. Most of it. Look, most of them. They're not even saying they're not even saying the suicide rate. They're talking about trans violence, which means it's responsible for people who don't tell guys before they go home with them that they have a dick And then they discovered the dick and then they fly into a fucking white hot rage or You're like that movie that I saw with that 40 man in the butt talking. Oh, I'm gonna kill you Yeah, that's like saying revenge orvenger, the nerds is responsible for currently. I think they would say that. Well, it might be because I have worn a Darth Vader costume to trick a girl in a

fock of me. Works every time. But like, and it, but it's also like, like, maybe it's not that so much as maybe the fact that trans people buy in large do have, um, this is not, I'm not saying anything wrong. I don't know, here we go. But, but no, I'm saying that there are a lot of trans people that work in, um, high risk industries and in high risk lifestyles because by their own admission, they are

ostracized and they're sort of a fringe part of society. So they kind of gravitate to the fringe and there's a lot of transsex workers and there's a lot of, like that kind of stuff is all a factor. It's more of a factor than fucking Ace Ventora. Merch, I'm gonna refer you to a show called Queer Spraining with Kelly Wright.

I think that person will be able to set you free of this hatred and bigotry that you are experiencing. I'm bookmarking this show. Please, Danny. I am doing a deep dive on this show. Wait, is that the clip you just played with a guy sounds like he's crying? Yes.

That was Queer Spraining. Oh my God. Holy shit, Queer Spraining. A carry-write thinks it's real weird that these bios are always supposed to be written in third person Hi, my name is Cali my pronouns are they them. I'm a non-binary trans person freelance audio producer Super okay roller derby player and coffee lover I think it sucks that so many queer and trans stories aren't told by or for queer or trans folks themselves

So that's what this shows about boy What a long roundabout way of saying I'm gay. And look here's Cali, here's here's they then, if you want to see what they look like. Why do they always make that face? They always, I just, it's the same person. That dude's got a hot. Why does every trans person look like Drake Bell? And also have their fucking criminal record? They're like they're in a scaband They're the bass player of less than Jake every single one of them It looks like he looks like he plays the triangle from Umphurid's sons. And Carl, let me correct you. It's less than Jane now. Okay.

Oh, my God. All right, guys's let's talk about what's going on with our friend stuttering John Moandas. Uh, that's my always my favorite. My favorite thing to talk about with Carl is John. It'll always be a fun topic to talk about with John. He's now he just, you know, he was always like, oh, why you guys bother me? We stopped talking about him and Mike had a test of this.

He's been in our show every single day in the chat room going, like, oh, these losers, oh, you losers don't want to talk about me anymore. Oh, yeah, John, really? Oh, John, John, oh, yeah, John misses last night. Oh, yeah, John misses last night. He's in our chat room every single day in a 10 because he does.

But he was in there. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going live. I have a full P.O.B.A. Pacific type after these losers in our chat room, the plug and stupid Joe. And we ignore him because that hurts him more. I will say, guys, that there are people who are able to hack his account. And it's possible that's not John, but either way it's hilarious. Well, the even better is I think the best time that ever happened on RTC, Royce was

remember when Adam 22 came into our chat. Yes. From from no jumper, the official no jumper YouTube account, Adam 22 was in our chat one day, look, oh, it's up. Just checking out the show and I was like beat it rapist Get the fuck out of here. Everybody was like that was really Adam 22. I'm like, I don't give it. Get fuck him. That was your opium moment. Hang it up on Reese Witherspoon or whatever the fuck that was. All right, let's get into some clips from our buddy

Stuttering John. I'm sure you guys have watched all the episodes this week, so you already know all about what he's talking about. I don't miss them. Are you kidding me? All right. This is John doing some math for us. I like when he does math. I think it's good.

I mean, it's amazing. Three out of 10 Republicans still think that Trump is going to be put back in as president. I mean, that three out of 10, if you hit three out of 10 in baseball, you're a hall of famous. Three out of 10. It's almost half of Republicans don't think that actually almost the third, but okay. I think the same thing. 30% is almost a third. It's not almost half. It's not even close. It's not. He that's some Scott Steiner, man. He's fat. I'm Republican.

Still think Donald Trump is going to be somehow magically put back in office. I'm telling you, he's got to get one. One has to reset his router. His kids are playing Fortnite. Yeah, hang on. Hang on. No, this is how he does it. He goes, hang on. I got to reset the router and then he pounds on the wall of his apartment.

Turn it back. Just talking to my tech crew over here. Yeah, that's all. Sorry, my producer. He's nice. He's a guy's wife. I hear it's nearly. I'm telling you, this country is going to hell in a

Yeah, you know, you know, you know what you know what John What you fucking retarded. He didn't know the saying Wait, what was he trying to say? Wait, what was he trying to say? I can't ask it. Oh It's a good. Oh Funt hamburger Only hell in a backpack or whatever they say whatever it is I Love when the trolls who have been trolling him quite a bit recently because he's losing his mods And they're not moderating as much as they used to. So he's been talking about buying a new car.

We all know about this saga. John is just flush with cash. He's gonna go buy a new car with cash. He was looking at the Miata and Yebba Debb adult asked him. I got it. He has to be real quick car. Yeah, I got it.

He is really looking to buy a fucking monster me on a You imagine hang on it. In a convertible me on a dude hang on it might be the MX-5 trim which is way more bad ass. So, oh my god, I'm sorry. I'll be myself. I'm sorry. So, this is the Abedabadult asking him about the meada. I am I uh, oh you have a damn adult

Thanks for the two bucks that I buy the meada. No, I did not too small All right, so that was he was claustrophobic in the meada, you know that the sports car made for girls Maybe like I don't know maybe I'm a clarinus something so no listen to what he had to the bike is I Decided between the McLaren and a PT cruiser You know you won't believe this he went and looked at What was it the Ford Mustang? He was looking at Tesla Tesla's Dodge Chargers he was looking at these muscle cars and these sports cars.

But then he also, they're all pre-owned too, right? I bet they're all certified pre-owned. Well then he also goes, I might just get a Toyota Corolla. Those are reliable cars, they keep their value, like what? None of this makes sense.

By the way, when you're shopping for that kind of like wildly-variating cars, that means you are shopping for a pre-owned automobile. Right. It doesn't make it like you're just going to the lot and see what they got. Like, what else? Yeah.

When you're getting a new car and you're in that bracket, you go, no, I'm definitely getting a BMW. I'm just right now when I looked and I don't know, the SUVs are kind of cool, but I really like that M4. You don't go like, I could get a Toyota Corolla Mazda or I looked at an acuroteon. I liked the Genesis. You know, I just found out that the Saturn doesn't

make cause anymore. I was gonna get a really good Saturn, but they don't do the warranty work anymore. Well, it's so funny, so he goes, someone in his chat room suggested a Tesla. You know, he's like, Scotty fuck, someone in his chat room suggested a Tesla. You know, he's like, uh, Scotty fuck fuck said I should check out Tesla's. He goes, but the problem with those is that you have to charge them every 300 miles. Like, you know, shit, I like to guard.

That's how that works. So John now tells you have a debit, a adult, what he purchased. I, I instead, um, um and and buying a tesla actually bought a tesla uh... and uh... i'm looking forward to having it it gets delivered straight to my freaking door by car max i know you know car max works

and he's getting a used he's getting a fucking used tesla is what he's getting then and what is like the worst thing. Remember, you know when you buy a fucking refurbished phone, but nowadays you can't take the batteries out, so there's not even a fresh battery in it. So you're getting a fucking battery that's already been charged and used so many times that it's just, he's getting a refurbished phone

equivalent of a car i can't wait till he gets caught running an extension cord into his neighbors house to charge it right to my power bill three grand voice thank you for saying that because i pointed out when you saw my test was but he lives in the apartment complex there's no way there's a charging station in the parking lot he doesn't have a garage so thankfully one of the trolls in the chat room asked him about this. I'm gonna bring on. Uh, uh, do they allow car charging at your car condo? Thank you for the two bucks. Y'all been dumb adult. Yes, they do. Anyway, they don't wait. What? What? What?

So somebody asked him to allow you to charge your car at your part with Godflex. Yeah, yes, they do everybody was thinking like oh shit I didn't think of ads Oh my god, he's already trying to call that Right, I don't I don't I forgot I changed my back down the Tesla. Oh, the Tesla showed up. It was very dented It was white I don't like white I can just use the car lighted to charge the car, right? It's like that meme with a person plugs the search protector into the search protector. And they're like, oh, I created a perpetual energy machine.

So I don't know if you guys know this, but John's been bragging about how much money he has and he's buying AMC stock And he's got all this stuff going on. Oh my god. He's not buying AMC stock right now Listen to this merge someone asked him if he sold his stock and he's like I bought it at nine now it's at 30 I'm crushed in the stock market listen to this Obviously band filled yes, I am still I'm still holding my AMC stock So if you need a yes, so if you want these stock tips

Stock tips for me. I got Diamond hits dude, John sell the stock. It's artificially inflated. What are you waiting for? It's like I'm holding on to it It's gonna it's gonna keep going higher movie theaters of the thing of the future You're trying to trick me I got I got fine in hand He likes this stock because much like his popularity. It's artificially inflated It is troll stock you're right this stock is like just trolls behind it and propping it up Yeah, he takes everybody don't defense have been telling me about this dog coin But a lot of dog points

Fucking lead nerd. He's really conversing. I'm buying his portfolio listen if John says he's buying something That is a fucking cell signal. I'm just letting you guys know. I just love these holding on to it He's bragging about how much it's raised in value, like John, get the fuck out, buddy. Anyway, so now he's talking about Patreon. He appreciates all the support he's getting on Patreon. He wants to tell us what he's doing with his Patreon money. I really do appreciate that we have more Patreon people because that money is gonna, I am gonna end up flying my ass to Washington, D.C. and interviewing these freaking lunatics.

So I just gotta get, so I'm glad that everybody is, you know, I'm getting more and more of those patrons because that money will go to causes just like that. All right, so real quick, I don't understand. He was begging for superchats on the 10th because the 11th is one YouTube pays out. So he's back to doing that again. He's talking about Patreon money. Wait the day before?

Yes, he's like, you guys know it pays on the 11th, so if you can get those superchats in today. And then he's talking about Patreon money so we can fly to Washington DC. But at the same time, he said, I bought a Tesla with cash. It can't be all of these things. It can't be Wait, wait, I just realized something.

So make a public. I'm looking at his his Patreon. He doesn't make how many patreons he has public. No, he does that. It's a little bit embarrassing. Can I can I ask a question because I'm having a realization now. Yeah. So John knows that YouTube pays out. By the way, John, you're your fucking idiot YouTube pays out on the 21st of the 11th So he's he's he thinks that they let's say they paid out on the 11th. Okay, he thinks that YouTube Talies from the 10th to the 10th every month three months. Is that anything? Apparently. Pay out later because they're still calculating the entire month prior. And that takes a week or so. Wow. I hate John. Oh my God. I'm looking at his Patreon. I mean,

so the thing is it doesn't tell you how many patrons he has, but you, but it just show you like how many likes or comments he has on his post. Oh, there you go. His June six post has six likes. There you go. Nice. Nice killing it. Oh my God. I'm going to, I might tie up for his $20 tier because, uh, all right, my friend, you get everything on this one. A shout out, a personal phone call, an extra episode of beer on the balcony, a signed t-shirt after three months of zoom meeting with you and I, 15 minutes zoom setting with you and four your friends. Am I your friend, Royce?

Can I be your friend for this one? Can I tell you, because this is the best part, I will dull out $20. You know that, and I will dull out $20. So he has to call me. Yeah, Vinnie did the same thing. My buddy Vinnie Paulina was a $20 patron supporter for three months, and he got a phone call from him.

A very drunken phone call by the way I want to say that my attorney here Yeah, I think that's like one of those that's one of those Mike David moves to I know Mike David's done that before where he's I think he did that to Josh Danny years ago He signed up for his $100 here and nobody had ever signed he had like one patron That was like five bucks and he had like a hundred dollars He signed up for the hundred dollar tier and it was like you can help me write bits and you can help me produce my show and he hated my David but my game signed

up for the hundred dollar tier and then was like hey so when do we get to brainstorm for the next show since I'm basically your boss now that's a control that is funny and he returned the money to Josh then he's granted he was like no fuck you dude He was broke at the time and he was still like I'm not doing this Johnny doing that well Royce I will support you and whatever you want to do so you got me now yes I'm gonna I'll figure it out. We'll figure it out after the show. I'll figure this out So his idea guys let's get back to what his big idea is he it's gonna go to Washington DC and he wants to interview Republicans, the way he used to interview celebrities

for the Howard Stern show. Now, what he doesn't realize is that he doesn't A have press credentials, so we can't actually get into an actual press conference ask people questions, so he's going to try to confront them while they're walking around on the street and they will what Shule did,

ignore him and walk away. That's what the show will be, him yelling stuff at Republicans and them walking away from him. I don't know, that's gonna be a great for him. Not only does he not have press credentials, he doesn't have anybody writing for him like he's a pro. Hey, hey Jackie, what should I ask Mr. McConnell?

Yeah, I don't, like you can't reach out to Jackie. I mean, he's not doing much. Hey Fred, I got Ted Cruz standing next to me. What, what should I ask? I'm, you know out to Jackie. I mean, he's not doing much. Hey, Fred, I got Ted Cruz standing next to me. What, what should I ask him? You know, to Jackie's credit, he probably doesn't even talk to John because Jackie ended up, he ended up being really smart with his money. And like, to his credit, I saw Jackie recently on some podcast and he looks pretty good. Like, he just looks like he's, I think he quit drinking too or whatever. And he's like actually really healthy now. Yeah. And he just seems like a nice dude. And it's like, wow, I think he quit drinking too or whatever and he's like actually really healthy now

Yeah, and he just seems like a nice dude and it's like wow He got out of the Howard Stern machine alive. He's one of the few you ready for a crazy name drop right now I was talking to Chrissy mayor And she had Jack at her show and yeah, he's just a happy go lucky nice guy doesn't drink anymore He wants nothing to do with Stuttering John. They do not talk at all anymore. Makes perfect sense show and uh... yes it's just a happy gookie nice guy doesn't drink anymore he wants nothing to do is to the ring john they do not talk at all anymore makes perfect sense i don't blame him

that you know it's you watch five minutes of john show where would anybody talk to him john gets asked the question and it's one that i've asked many times because the whole point of the show is to defeat trump is he's trying to win the hearts and minds of the voters because we can't allow someone like Trump to get elected into president ever again and the way he does that is by talking to like-minded people

for like-minded people non-stop. So someone asked him, would you ever have a Republican on? Someone who has different political beliefs than you, and maybe you guys could debate things or have a conversation, and this is John's response. Joseph Corson, would I have a Republican on to argue against? Sure, I've asked Scottie pace a billion times, but he's too afraid. The only person he knows who has right-leaning views in the world is Scott DePace from Howard TV and Scott doesn't want to do it.

So I don't know what else to do. What else can I possibly do, guys, that's right. Well, you have to be careful with John because I don't know if I told you this, Carl, but this is 100% true of Merchka to test of this. One of our videos where I clipped it when we were talking about John, some big YouTuber did come to his defense and I swear to you this is true. Okay. The official smash mouth account

On you my god that's right. I saw your guys video on that. That was fucking hilarious. The official Smash mouth account was like hey, John's really funny. He prank called Trump once. I'm like, oh no. Oh no Smash mouth is a person that's standing for you. Oh my god. What a weird like I'd rather have the guy from the mighty mighty ballstones Oh my god, all right Let's get into the spicy political talk he has as a guest major Richard O'Hita Which is oh, it's not how sparks this time. Well, it's funny. You say that.

Since you said that, I'll play you. He was only able to get one guest on a show. So he did a shorter show on Tuesday. You know, and unfortunately, I tried to book a guest after you today and I, and everybody's busy. How spend time with his son and Andrew Loffa couldn't do it. Lincoln's Bible couldn't do it. So I'm just going to end the show early today and then and then and then have a and then go back to the two hours. I wish I was on Thursday. Everybody's busy. Hell that other guy and what's his name? So

there's what else can I possibly do? That's it. That's all I got. Yeah. House Park is uh disturbing looking. Did you guys hear the big news? He actually announced it. I's all I got. Yeah. Housebarks is disturbing looking. Did you guys hear the big news? He actually announced that I think I'm stuttering John show that Housebarks is running for mayor of Los Angeles. Yeah, but I mean, that's like literally anyone can do that. It's not like it's not like he's running for mayor of Los Angeles and polling at 30%. You know what I mean? First to be fair, Bubba Sparks is polling higher. So. All right, I think we'd rather have mayor Bubba Sparks, to be honest.

All right, so let's get into the conversation with Major O'Hada. And there, this guy, by the way, this guy's run for public office and stuff. He gets fired up and he calls people out and it gets a little nasty here. Fuck you Kentucky. Fuck every one of you people from Kentucky. You took us in red motherfuckers that keep voting for these assholes. Fuck you all. You know what?

I gotta tell you Richard, you're spot on. I love that response. Fuck everyone in Kentucky and John goes, that's spot on analysis. That's perfect. You nailed it with that one So here's the fun uh kicker on this one. Guess where major O'Hada is from West Virginia and he's calling people in Kentucky toothless X Seems a bit odd to me. So he's just all he says in all lot were with an entire state now. The entire say.

Cool. That's going to work out. Oh, which I say, Royce, what about the chicken though? Can we agree on the chicken? What about the Derby? What about the Derby? The Derby's great.

The hats everyone loves it. It's fun. It's festive. It's that's that's literally what the political conversation is on the show is that everyone who thinks differently than them is stupid and John even comes out and says that. I can't understand then. Please tell me this.

If that's so smart, how could they be a Republican? This is one of my least favorite things that people who are into politics get into is when they think that your political Leaning have anything to do with intelligence like there's there's smart people on the left There's smart people on the right. How do you not know that? You really think that just your leanings that tell you how smart somebody is? He's doing the old Jim Cornette because Jim Cornette's the same way Where it's like oh man, you know, I used to love this wrestler, but I don't like them

Beacune out because of Jericho. Well, I might like Trump and it's like, oh man, I used to love this wrestler, but I don't like them now because of Jericho, my like Trump. And it's like, who gives a shit? Who cares? Who gives a shit? Like, obviously, I lean to the right, obviously, but my point is, is that so what I have friends that are on the left, I can be friends with anybody that this weird just like, oh, I could you be so small, how could you be a Republican? You're not a genius like me who's going to get a Tesla, well, I can't charge it. And I can put my guess in. Yeah. Yeah, genius is like stuttering, John. He doubles down at how smart he is because he is a Democrat.

And look, I'm proud to be a Democrat, but I mean, seriously, Democrats seem to be the smart ones. I'm sorry. It just, I mean, where are the ones that care about climate change? Where are the ones that care about the infrastructure? I mean, where are the ones that care about vote is rights? Where are the ones that care about proper gun legislation? Where are the Republicans always on the wrong side? And they'll always be on the wrong side of history. Well, I mean, there was Lincoln and freeing the Slays, but yeah, I mean, right.

Yeah, the Republicans are always on the wrong side of history. It's like, it's like you almost doesn't understand that there's new onto these arguments and there's maybe ideas on both sides that have merit. It's almost like he doesn't understand that. Maybe he's dumb. It also imagine if we were doing a show bitching about Obama two years into Trump's presidency. Right. Yeah, the big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big A reference I've never heard before guys tell me if I just haven't heard this and I've been under a rock because I

Found this to be hilarious for real and Jen doesn't react to it. I thought it was funny The union leaders in West Virginia are absolutely as crooked as Gargamel's dick That's crooked as Gargamel's dick Sorry Gargamel. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Gargamel from the fucking smurfs. From the smurfs. I got a big thing. I'm sorry. Well, Gargamel known for having a crooked dick. Did he walk through long smurfs? I don't know. I don't think there is crooked as Gargamel's dick. What? What? I thought I was alone on this one.

I'm going to go about. No, I never. I can't see. Say, I've never heard of that phrase. I want to start using it, though. I'm just a phrase that will call me out. I'm like, what do you mean by that? I don't know. I just heard it somewhere. It was funny.

Well, where did you hear it? Stuttering John. I heard it this time. Stuttering John. You have to leave now, sir. The light's going out of the back. You're five minutes is off. I'm not going to win the funniest person, Goddamn it.

All right, last clips I want to play because he's talking about Hunter Biden's laptop, which I was surprised even brought this up. Now, when he does talk about it, he says, we all know that it's fake and it's rushing this information. I'm sorry, when was this show about it, he says, we all know that it's fake and it's rushing this information. I'm sorry, when was this show from? I got to ask. This is the past week. You're a couple days ago.

Oh, this past week. A couple days ago. I'm a Republican. I'm stupid. So it's funny because they both agree that this is disinformation and this is the Daily Mail is making all this up and there is no laptop. But as you guys know, there are the news that came out where they have the actual screenshots

of the text messages between Hunter and his attorney and Hunter is calling his attorney the N word. Because Hunter has a... Hunter's so funny though. To be fair. Well, that's what's so funny about this is that even though they're saying it's fake, John feels the need to defend Hunter Biden. And they're claiming that they have uncovered texts where Hunter Biden is calling

his attorney, the N word, but you know, not with the E R at the end, but with the A like, you know, like he's my, you know, like is, you know what I mean? Yeah. John see the big see the brings to see the line bar How funny is that Yeah, but you know it wasn't the hard or so it's fine whatever. He's like yeah, it's not like he said in And up, but he's just saying it over and over again. Oh god. I love it I love the level of political discourse on this show. So of course, he's a cracker who likes foot jobs and likes the N word. But could you imagine if Trump got a foot job from some Chinese woman while smoking crack or just calling Roger Stone, his, you know, whatever.

He would, John would be crucifying him. Well, hold on a second though, because I'll tell you, Mersh, and this is what Major O'Hita said, Hunter is not running for office. We gotta leave Hunter alone. In fact, in fact, he brings up who he calls Donnie Dickhead Jr., which is another hilarious thing to do. Oh, that's a good one, dude.

That's a pretty good one. I buried that fucking son of a bitch, he's never gonna recover from that. He called. He called. Yeah, phone, bro. He calls out Donnie Dickhead Jr. for tweeting about these texts exchange

as we've been hunter and as attorney. Donald Dickhead Jr. is actually calling out Hunter Biden for using the N word, okay? Richard, it has been said by many who have witnessed, including no castler. Donald Trump has used the N word on multiple occasions. Really? His father, Fred Trump was at a KKK rally. And you have Adi Dickhead, Jr.,

who's tweeting out about Hunter Biden. So, let me, so, Stuttering John, honestly, because, you know, QAnon gets a lot of shit in this. You know, QAnon's fucking retarded, right? But Stuttering John is the, he goes, he goes, he goes, he's left winged versions of the QAnon sites, because, yeah, you know, QAnon gets a lot of shit and they should. QAnon's fucking retarded, right? But Stuttering John is the, he goes, he goes, he goes, he's left wing versions of the QAnon sites because, yeah, you know, actually I have footage of, of Don at Bohemian Grove yelling

the N word at Sammy Davis Jr. What are you talking about? I don't know why, but the visual of him angrily calling a corpse the end word. Like the amount of visceral hatred you'd have to have in your art to yell at a dead guy and call him the end word. Yeah, they bring up a lot of things that I mean,

from what I know about the world are blatantly false and they all just repeat it like it's totally known in fact like well you know what Donald Trump did you know he did rape and murder that 13 year old yeah yeah so what the fuck are we even talking about here I like wait what happened I'm not familiar with that new story I guess I would feel like that would be bigger news I can't leave it on that. We all remember we all remember a time to kill you the people don't know Donald Trump was one of the guys at the beginning of that movie Yeah, they face American history X off of Trump's child Hey, yeah, there's a lot of people don't know that the keep the Southern characters based on Fred Trump

You know the docu series, American History Acts. Oh, man. So that's what I have for, uh, for Stuttering John. This week, I do have some Patrick Michael stuff to get into. I don't want to make you guys hang around for that. I feel like you've been very gracious with your time. And I really do appreciate that. Royce and Mersh from, uh, Revenge of the SIS ROTC, where can people find your YouTube channel?

Wait, wait, I gotta ask you. You doing the either telling us you have to go thing? Cause I mean, I'll stay. Oh, if you'll stay, that's amazing. I would love to have you guys. Telling us you gotta go. I was trying to give you an out just now. I was trying to be very professional boy.

I and I do shit. Awesome. Yeah, he's got. Yeah, they've got some fascinating guests. He's got Lily Singh coming up next. They've got a pompous. No, we're going to do some Patrick Microsoft vibes. I wasn't planning on doing this, but he just dropped an episode last night

that again addresses myself and Dick Master sin. So we had Dick on the show last week and we reviewed the podcast where he really roasted us hard. I mean, it was rough. I don't know if that Dick's recovered yet. I don't think he has. I know I'm still hurting. But I got to get props to Adam Thoreau who put together a song that's been in my head

all day today. And all of the lyrics in this song are specifically things that petty sea cups said in that episode roasting us This is a song called get on the bus Very Get on the bus, dirty sock. If you want a guy who's riding so low Doing the shit his own way, It happens it's the first day. Get on the fucking bus. Get on the bus.

If you guys enjoy what's happening here, Stop supporting this dummy. Don't give him money. Get on the fucking bus. Get on the bus. Get master's hand and coat. Dump me in cash, please. Get on the fucking bus get on the bus It messed us in cold Don't be a cat These guys got a cool bike just to make friends

I hope the best for all of you outside of that go fuck yourself Go fuck each other actually a Amazing antiphora well, don't, my friend. Get on them. This was like a rant. Somebody was going on? Yeah, so this guy, Patrick Michael, I'll give you a quick hotel area.

I could tell by the way it was being, I'm like, this sounds like somebody was just pissing and moaning on a show and then somebody turned to me. That was very funny. It was great. So, Patty Seacock, I don't even know the origin, but that's how well done that was is that I knew the bit.

So, yeah, it's the way that song is fucking great. I agree. And Patti Seacups, just to give you guys a quick update, most prolific podcasts are in the history of podcasting. He's been the host of more podcasts than any other podcast or ever. Each one is worse than the next, and I love him.

He is an ongoing bit on the show. Let's get into it. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me to don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd.

Alright. Patty Seacust, after saying he was all done with the briefcase, I am ending this show. It's over. Then he parted episode where he promoted his other podcast and said, this is it, I'm done. Came back with a new briefcase, the why is he back? Now, I guess I'll just start by saying the reason that is isn't because more people are listening.

I don't care anything about that, and I'm not saying that is the case. How would you know? So, immediately, he's going, you guys think I'm doing this just because I have a bunch of listeners now because Carlin dick we're talking about it. We got all these downloads. That's not the reason and well How do you even know I got more down? I told you I did you wouldn't even know if I did I've never heard somebody try to reverse Psychology me on there on their fucking numbers before dude. Yeah, maybe nobody watches

I'm yeah, you know, you can't prove you can't prove people watch my show That was right out of the gate to the first thing he says is you don't even know people are listening to this show like Okay, also I like your description of him the guy that's had the most podcasts ever so basically Opie But with a smaller body count no so this is the difference between him and Opie Opie has had one podcast the Opie radio show this This guy has, and I'm not kidding, 60 different podcasts over the years. None of them are connected. You can't find a page, well except for on our Reddit. You can't find a page where they all exist. They don't cross promote, they don't cross reference. He has different names. He's shameless, McKillian, and animal Crosley, and Patrick Michael, and Patty Broke, Scott McKellip, and Patty Seacups. Look, it's impossible to find this guy,

and then when you find him, it's so exciting, because like, holy shit, he's doing another podcast. It really isn't credible with this guy's up there. It's like the guy, I always forget his name. Who's the guy that used to do all the voices at night? Phil Hendry, thank you for all his great calls. So it's like, but it's like, so basically, if Phil Hendry did all. So it's like, but it's like, so basically if Phil Hendry did all

those characters, but all on different shows. Right. And you're like, this is really hard to follow. I can't even figure out what's going on here. So he comes out and he says, all right, it's not because there's more people listening. And then he says. More people listen to the episode where I talked about coming on these idiots, then they did anytime I've mentioned, oh, Roy. You see what I'm saying? So I think there's more to gain by mentioning Rick Masterson. So then he admits that when he made fun of Dick Masterson, he got a lot more people listening. Now I'm going to let you guys in on something. I am now Coral, Kyle, Carl

and Roy. All four of those names are me. Just seeing out of the word Roy came from. I'm trying to keep up. Yeah, I'm running it down. I'm pleased. I am now for some reason tempted to now masquerade as a new character named Rick Masterson. You should, you should do a show called the briefcase Sasha. Be a bit bizarre, Dick Masterson. Yeah, no, I'm Rick Masterson, dude, and good luck suing me. You know what's funny about Rick Masterson? Is he thinks that women are actually equal to men in every single way?

He's like WNBA. Yeah, turn it on. See Rick Mastersons the Masterson brother that's actually losing his hair. You know what I mean? So he's got the same long hair, but it's way further back. Just fucking half ball. He's got the skull it going. It's like getting. Yeah. Where's that red? He wears that red leather jacket from the wedding singer. Get the guy on. You know, and he's just out getting chicks. What are you Jim Norton now, your created characters? Hanging out at a cracker barrel, it goes up.

He lays down. All right, so one of the reasons why he's doing the briefcases, he thought he was going to be doing all these other shows that he does, and some of the co-hosts of his other shows have been letting him down. Reinvesting the energy that I use for the briefcase into other projects with other people and even if that is the case and we're kind of doing that, I thought it was going to be more.

I thought we were going to do more. I'm talking about hip star because him and I were supposed to do Oh, we are doing a show you know we talked about a lot of the things I've mentioned on this show and other things like that I'm sorry. Can you pause? Yeah, he's how do you know? Do you know the fucking lore on hipstar? No, please explain Hipster just recently showed up out of nowhere and started throwing me in my own discord. I think he's fake. Yeah No, please explain. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's his girlfriend at the time, right? Okay. And it was like this, like, kind of, I was like quirky sketch comedy, let's call it. And they did this show or whatever, and then they broke up. And so one night, this was quite a few, quite a while back

so I was still at Royces. And there was all of a sudden, their old Twitter account started going off about the girlfriend and just saying all this nasty shit about her and how she cheated on him and just got an nasty pussy and the show was over now and all this right. So I message this hip-star guy at the time and I go, hey man, just to heads up is just shit hacked or something like dude, you should check a Twitter account and he's like, nope, that's me man. You know sometimes you got to let the truth be told and I'm like okay so

this isn't a better anything like you're really just trashing the girl that was half of the show with the Twitter account and like putting your business out there. I'm like okay it's a bold strategy. So then Royce comes up to me like 10 minutes later and he's like comes to the studio and he goes Bro, you're checking out this thing on Twitter with like the mill hit people and I'm like no, I said yeah I saw it. I just I messaged him and he goes are they hacked? I'm like no, it's him So then Roy's Messages him to and goes like hey, what's going on man? Whatever and so he voice calls Royce on like a Friday night. And Royce is like trying to be nice. So he picks up and he's like, all right, what's up, man? And the guy

was like doing the whole like, yeah, man, you don't know what she did to me, man. And we're not even friends with this guy. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me add a little extra to that. Okay. Because, because the same reason I also messed to go Hey, were you hack like the same thing Mike says I'm like, you know, just letting you know, man I think you might have been hacked like because the stuff that will be was being said wasn't like quirky or fun It was like just just like putting your business up there Yeah, and we don't know any of this was happening and then I go and then he picked up and he was fucking hammered like hammered Okay, I'm like, amen. What's going on? You know, because I was fine when the minute ready problems

with them like so what's going on like you know, you're right? He's like, oh, yeah, you know She's just a bitch and all this shit is our target shit on her. I'm like, hey man And I even said look, I don't even I don't care like that. That's your guy's this thing that's your thing I don't want to know and I go look I'll just and then he then he goes to me goes Should I have posted that and I'm like probably not? I remember watching on the phone. By the way, if you have to ask that question, the answer is no. You should not have.

Do my favorite part about it, though, was Royce gave him about two minutes of empathy. And it was like, and you know, it's like, that's how life is sometimes. Well, you know, you got to take the high road because it's just going to make you look bad. And, you know, Dada, and then he starts like, again, with the, yeah, yeah, man. It's just, you know, it's like, it hurts so like again with the, yeah, yeah, man, it's just, you know, it's like, it hurts so much, man, and done it, and this is a Friday night, and then he gets about 20 more seconds than before Royce is like, well, yeah, man, hey, listen,

so keep your head up. I gotta jump off here, but you should probably delete that stuff, but yeah, man, keep your head up, and keep on trucking, I guess. I'm fucking dying laughing, because I was like, Royce gave them about the same amount of time I would have given them, like, yeah, man, hey, I guess. I'm fucking dying laughing. Because I was like, Royce gave him about the same amount of time I would have given him. Like, yeah, man, I get it. But, you know, he goes like, oh, should I post it that

or that, or what do you think? I'm like, probably not if you like want to do a show after this, because it's really Eddie. And, you know, you're just like, dude, what a horse to show if you ever want to get pussy again. You should probably take that down. Yeah, dude. And then he showed his asshole on a stream.

And he's got quite a history. Yeah, so what he did was, I mean, I'm, again, like I don't really, I don't know, I don't know him that well, but I, I mean, I'm just assuming that he saw that this guy, this, the Patrick guy, this Patrick Michael guy, probably was talking about you and then talking about a dick So he probably wanted a hop on board. Yes that whole you know hype train. Yeah, I don't know that so this is hipstar

Zach is that the right hip star? Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's it. That's the guy. Okay, so is this Patrick Michael guy? Because that name sounds familiar. Yeah, is he some kind of like nutty right winger? No. Okay. No, he's pretty much apolitical. All right. So what's interesting about this is this guy came in and he's like, we're going to take you down. Who are these podcasts? This hip star guy came into our discord. We're going to take you down. We're going to take over your Patreon. And I recognize right away, I'm like, oh, this guy's pretending to be against us to get with Patrick Michael because he's obviously going to turn on Patrick Michael So oh, I should let you know too. He used to be he was a failed like indie pro wrestler

Yeah, to give you some insight into like he's his whole gimmick is like, you know, being like a heel and like coming on. Yes. I want to face you with Summerslam and everybody's like, who are you? Yes. They have a show called Hello Apocalypse This. I forget what it's called, but it's Apocalypse Something. Yeah.

It's a weird name. Anyway, so we reviewed that show last week and that was his thing. He came down and he goes, I'm the real heel of the internet. I am the only heel of the internet. Like a heel, let's say. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's a problem. The problem is when hip star does this, he always aims too high on his targets.

So it's like, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a, like an indie, like wrestler, like a ring of honor wrestler showing up to a WWF event. And you're like, I challenge the champion and they're like, you're not even allowed to be in the building frankly, you're under arrest. I know, he goes, all you know, talking to Sean the other, they're promoting their Patreon. They suck, it's like, dude, Wayne, do you get any notoriety?

You'll be promoting your Patreon, I promise you that. If you're monetizing this, you're a moron, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. All right. So now that we understand what went out of hipstar, this is Patrick, like, explaining that he supposed to be, oh, sorry, he's supposed to be doing a show with hipstar and the show format was going to be goofing on me. But he's hounding me every four days about doing this clip show where we review the WATP episode. And yet every time

he sends me a message, I'm like, okay man, yeah, whenever, let me know when you want to record. And his next message is, it's almost as if he's not reading the previous message, which whatever. So this is the most amazing thing about this episode. Tim Me and I know a lot of people in our discord are excited about other things. He brought up podcast sit-man. He talks about Brandon from Shoei's Talk of the Week a Lot.

The most exciting thing to me is that he wants to do a W-A-T-P style show ripping on W-A-T-P. And I want it to happen so badly that would be amazing. Yeah. So he wants to do your gimmick, but on your show. So is the name of his show going to be what is this episode of who are these podcasts? Because that's very wordy. Yeah, it's it doesn't seem like it's going to work out real well.

And what I thought was so funny about this is that and the previous show, he said the reason why I'm quitting podcasting in the briefcase is because I don't want to be associated with Carl and Dick Masterson and then it goes on and says but I do want to do a show that's formatted exactly like Carl's and goes on to say this. Go re-listen to how I said that when I said that I was quitting or that I would quit, listen to how I phrased it. I said and I quote, if I'm being compared to them, I'm out. And you know who I'm talking about.

Everybody I've mentioned and I have no problem talking about Roy or Ricky Masterson or Dick and Mary's fucking assholes. There's too many of them to keep track of at this point They're all doing the same content, but the truth is how would I even know that? Well, what is that good guy successful? Yeah, he goes out to say but I never listen to it. It's like they're all doing the same content Well, no dick came on my show and we goofed out you together And Dick came on my show and we goofed out together. I went out of it. I don't know if this is my self.

Dick and Carl are these losers who are doing the same fucking content. It's the same content. It's called a profitable content. I don't get this weird genre. It's called entertaining. I don't know. It's this bizarre thing that some podcasts are doing.

So then he says, the reason why he's doing a new briefcase is because he's bored and why not. It what the people want and now I'm just like oh I I guess I'm not recording at all. So I'll just do this fucking podcast again Because you guys are like fish to water. You need it You need it to survive. So I'll give it to you. You know, you can bring a fish to water, but you can't force them to drink You know, you can bring a fish to water, but you can't force them to drink. You know that old saying Oh, I know can we take another break only because this guy's energy is so high that it's just it's like it's boom Bam boom. Is he asleep? I need to drink another five hour energy if I'm gonna get through the rest of it

I just do I you know I take like two ambie and stay awake and jerk off and then do my podcast I didn't realize that the the things You needed to survive and it's great to hear is food water shelter and the the briefcase Podcast we need to be fair to be fair. He's the money in the bank champ. So leave him alone. Oh, okay Well, since you said that I do want to tell you guys He's finally figured out a business model. It's taken him a very long time, but I give him credit, listen to this,

and I think this actually might work. But I think what's gonna happen here is I'm gonna start doing extra long episodes and I'm just gonna go. And whatever happens happens, but the difference is I'm gonna split it into two episodes. And you'll get the first half on iTunes and Spotify. And then you'll get the second half on Patreon.

Okay, because if you guys can go and shell out five dollars a month for whatever the fuck these idiots are doing, you can certainly support what I'm doing. It's gotta put me down. It is, it is business. That's a way of it. What's the meaning behind him?

Is he doing his podcast from a Cupid arcade machine? Like, what's he doing? He seems like Acre. I think it has like just some stock. Oh, I do like his sales pitch though. I mean, yeah, I guess if you fucking retards, you could give me that post money. I mean, you could give me some money fucking

Yeah, did you guys notice that when Shuley said he's doing the same thing? He didn't say and if you're giving fucking Carl Potter, you can also give me somebody just You guys might like the show we're gonna do it out of you two with an over a page So at the end of his episode of this episode of the briefcase for four and a half minutes you hear this on a loop If you would like the rest of this episode, please visit patreon.com slash pod culture. $3 subscription. It's the best $3 you can spend.

patreon.com slash pod culture. Thank you for listening. Oh, pod culture. See, don't get a British woman to do it because I tapped in coaching and I didn't get anything. Well, I was just getting American to do that. Most patrons that he have are really going to get the real, the real meat of the episode. Well, maybe if you didn't have somebody going, go to PAI CHOLE, JORKAL PES, PORKAL CHOLE, you know, like, I don't know, you know like you know what I mean like hey prof

go to poor coach I know don't go row round to re-row like I can't hear what the fuck she's saying why don't you have an American saying you fucking retard yeah it was this was this was this fucking podcast made by Guy Richie exactly Exactly! Please Jesus! This is Joseph Stey from the Yolisin to the briefcase mate. It's like, oh, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Pagz, I got Chinese girl and my trunk. So I was in a Rick Masterson braw. I'll get these $17,000 to Rick Moss and Carl.

They're going to kill this choy. He's woman. So you guys might think that you're good at this, this podcasting thing. But Patrick Michael knows he's great at roasting us. I hate that people think that this is something that I want to do. I'm great at it.

I'm sorry. It's all about fault. It's all I have to do. Sorry. You guys know more about him, but he's talking like he's Rambo and they have to go get him out of like his cabin in the woods. I want to go back. I want to go back. I want to have to do this. Don't make me kill. I told you I was done podcasting.

We just need you for one more. I think he literally said- America needs you. I think he literally said something's up. So just when I thought it was out, they sucked me back in. Like I have to, this is my duty now. I have to go on and roast these guys.

People need this content. And I love how humble he is. It's like, you know, because I'm pretty great at this. Like, let me tell you something. Like, I consider me in a voice to be very good at this. If Royce in my presence ever said, Yeah, because I'm pretty great at this. Like, I would look at him with such distaste.

I wouldn't wanna fucking strangle him for even saying that, like, who says that out loud? Like, yeah, I mean, I'm pretty great at this. All right. When we finish this clip, and then I have another one that goes live with that. I'm great at it. Right like. When we finish this clip and then I have another one, that goes live with that. I'm great at it. Right?

Roasting these fuck fucks. I'm great at it. But it also takes more effort than I'm willing to put in. All right, so he's not gonna keep doing it because it takes too much work. But listen, that's why they call him Patrick the Killer Michael. That's what you do. This is, this isn't explained that he does a comedy show. course it's all jokes here guys, you know because I do actual comedy podcasting

I have a very funny show Right and I don't I never heard Some of the other kind of car will refer to that as before you're right. I just am It's funny. He says Guys You're right. I just am it's funny. They says guys I'm just a funny person which puts them in the same category as Louis CK Mark Norman Bill Burr. Oh guys you will come out and tell you how funny they are on a regular basis They don't just prove it a lot of people say it they tell you Richard I remember Richard Pryor's album called I'm the funny guy. I remember George Curlin with his album

I'm the widiest guy you'll ever see. Ha ha ha. It really is just like, in his mind, he just looks at some of these legends as like peers. Yes, yes, he's actually brought that up before. Like for God's like us, like roasting just comes naturally. Ha ha ha ha. Yes, I know, I like how he says it's a lot of work.

It's not, this is the easiest thing to do on the planet Mercy we just woke up I was I was playing halo Yeah fucking pod call you Patrick Michael you fucking asshole. I can't even find my adder all this morning and I'm still killed This is them explaining how good he is at what he does He barely puts any work into it and I'm I'm half-assing this the whole time Half-assing all of it. I'm phoning it in getting money. Yes Really takes the time is the clips the video things that I put out on social media that

takes time so I'm sorry because again no as somebody who's done clips it takes five minutes to pop like tops to be fair to be fair Royce you and I hated doing clips so much we eventually just hired some of the clips we pay someone to do it now. So it is it is mundane work. It's complaining about it. It's not difficult and for how many years how many years that I do it before we could afford to pay somebody. No, I know I I did it for a while Royce did it for a while and then we're both like this is gay. Let's just have somebody else do it, Royce did it for a while, and then we were both like, this is gay, let's just have them, yeah, let's do it. That's somebody else do it. But Royce is comparing it to actually doing his show.

Everything else outside of that doesn't really take any time. I do like his philosophy too, though, of like, hey, you guys that go to work 40, 50, 60 hours a week, I want all that money you make at that job. I want you to give me some of that money for something I just told you you I put zero effort It's just it's even right is sending a cease and to sis because he stole his character You're listening to boxer

You know, it's like guys like me that are just so brilliant See if Stephen Wright said that, it would be funny though, because he would just be dripping with sarcasm. You know, you just, there's no substitute for brilliance and energy. I can record this hour long episode, edit it, and have it done for tomorrow. It's nothing. It's not. Wow!

It's kind of like a put out episode, it's like, it's nothing. Bro, teach me your secrets. I know, right? It's amazing. It sounds it out episodes, like it's nothing. Bro, teach me your secrets. I know, right? It's amazing. It sounds like you put so much effort into it. I can't believe it. So then it goes on to talk about how lazy I am. And I think he knows that this triggers me now.

I think somebody alerted him to that. I just wish you weren't so lazy, so disgustingly, sadly, lazy. So lazy. So disgustingly, sadly, lazy. I think that this was a work. He's like, I don't put any effort into my show, but you're lazy, Carl. He knows that it's gonna get a rise out of me. And then he says, disgustingly lazy.

Like, I've met Carl. He's making it sound like he's just this fat, slob covered in bed sores. It's like, oh, I can't even get up. Well, I also had 100 clips ready for today's show, but whatever. I know I maybe I'm lazy. I guess that's always possible, right? Carl, Carl may be disgusting.

And he may be lazy. And he may be covered in bed sores. Wait, what's the fourth thing? All right, got me there. You meet this guy one time where he's got you all figured out. This is, Patrick is done with the back and forth here between Austin and him. When it goes back to the thing of like being a part of this back and forth. I'm not into it. I don't need it even. He just put out, this is the episode he just put out responding to our response

episode, explaining that he doesn't need or want the back and forth. Am I the one confused here? Oh, clearly he's into it. I think he's into it. Yeah, I think he's enjoying it. I have good news for you. It turns out his buddy, Trey Peacock, wants me on the show. No matter how much Trey tries to convince me, hey, we'll maybe down the road. We'll have you get Carl on to the show and you could have a nope. Never happening. Why? T right doesn't make me talk about

Yeah, I wouldn't be that articulate But I appreciate it buddy. Hey trade I appreciate you on we get me on the show me that can come on the peacock party podcast if you ever do that Get that little Patrick Michael bump That'd be nice Just start watching the patreon fill up You'll Patrick Michael pump We've been trying to get him on for months. I mean we just found out who he was two minutes ago Well, he's not gonna do your show. He always tells everyone. He'll never do anyone show

This is him talking about that song that he made not I didn't play this song He wants me to play that song really badly. It's not a great song that, hey, good, hey, coral, the Kyle song or something like that. Yeah, yeah. This is him talking about how great it is. And just describing the song is funny. It's such a funny song. Or the Roy song, the Kyle song, aka, hey, coral. Um, you know, that's nothing. And I also didn't need my fans to make it. Like I said, before I made that shit, it's dumb, easy, funny shape. Okay. I'm sorry. You just

explaining what I apologize. I know that I'm making you pause a lot. But remember, this is new for us. Okay. I just said, yeah. Like, this is, this is like this. This is raging. It's a crazy. It's a crazy. You know. This is so fresh for us. It's great. What fans are going to because I don't I feel like this gentleman doesn't have a lot of fans. And also it's not a bad thing to have fans make stuff for you. He's like, all my fans keep sending me stuff and I'm like, not going to play it. I'm a wolf pack of ones. I've got you.

He goes, you're not a host of a show. If the people who listen to your show are producing things for you, it's like, oh, okay, well, I totally disagree with that. And I think he is insane. That's huge. Our listeners are funnier than we are. Nah, it's a great.

I agree. Oh. And more talented with Photoshop and video editing. Well, it's like, oh yeah, no. If you guys want to make stuff, please. He just recently discovered our discord, and there's a whole channel devoted to him in our discord. And he sees people like pull clips,

and they tell me what to listen to, and they're like, oh, Carl, you got to check out this thing. So now he thinks, I do no work. I wake up at 1.30, I rub something out of my eye, and I'm like, what is Discord doing today? It's calm. a calm noon bro. Why don't I become out of my eye?

Oh, yeah, just think you leave it. You leave it there. I don't see it. I don't think it's like a good. I'm like a trophy. If a man, if a man ever references rubbing something out of his eye and he's vague and you don't take the come joke.

It's a good point. It's a good point. It's a good point. All right, let's get back to this clip that let's say, only times Roy sells me to stop the rest of this clip. I'll stop. I'm going to shut up. I promise you're fine. Funny shit.

OK, even just explaining what it is is hilarious. It's funny as fuck. All right, if you don't get that that's funny, stop listening to my show now. Get the fuck away from it. It's funny as fuck. All right, if you don't get that that's funny, stop listening to my show now. Get the fuck away from him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is, I like this man. He's nice, he's reverse psychology me.

No, I don't wanna stop listening. You got me. You come off. So this is the thing with Patty C. Cups is that he's unironically hilarious, but for none of the reason that he thinks he's funny. Like, people who like Whtp and discovered him through that Listen to a show because they find it entertaining. They're not listening to a show to be like,

Hey, Carl, you gotta hear what Patti C. Cupp said. They just enjoy the content because this guy's out of his mind He said something in this show that made me laugh out loud and I'm not listening to Tim Dylan here I'm listening to Patti C. Cupps and I'm laughing out loud. And I'm not supposed to have Tim doing here. I'm listening to Patty Seacops and I'm laughing out loud at this. Because if he reviewed that and you somehow took it as this guy's like a podcast guru, Yadam, Yadam, Yadam, Yadam, Yadam. Oh man, tough actin' to an actin', right?

What? What? What? Yeah, tough actin' to that actin the actin right What is that even me 25-year-old slogan I got what's not a reference I gotta play around again. Let me tell you something. You know if you don't like this where's the beef Whoa shots fired. Yeah, dumb, dumb, dumb. Oh man, tough actin' to actin', right? Shout out to that guy.

Wait, what, God! No, no. I don't know, that's why I was laughing. Hey, you know what? Let me tell you, let me tell you something, Patrick Michael. If you don't like it, it's time to make the donuts. That's right. He sounds like someone who's having a stroke.

Yeah, but no one else has the heart. It's like talking to a dementia patient who's just trying to wing it because they're scared. If you would have told me today when we're doing this show, we're going to talk about Stern and we're going to talk about Stuttering John. If you would have told me the most fun I was going to have. That's really is my highlight for me. I'm so glad we stayed. Yeah, guys, listening to somebody with sleep paralysis.

I can't. This is like talking to somebody who's on Ambien, right? It's just like, yeah, but I guess, you know, tough act and to act in on my right. Shut up to that guy. And you're like, are you on Ambien right now? Even Roseanne bars like you're not making any sense. Let's try with you.

This is like something you hear somebody say when they're walking through your garden at night in a bathrobe, high on Ambien. And you're like, sir, should I call the police? Holy shit, man. This is amazing. It's great. It's really good. I mean, like I say, going listen to the whole episode, I'm pulling some clips, but it's all gold. It's all really amazing. Yeah, this guy's a chronic. You don't like it. You know this is SE Johnson wax a family company Dude I'm so sick of this Rick Masterson asshole. It's like fuck dude like 877 cash now Am I right boys? This guy knows what I'm talking about. I'm waiting for him to do this guy knows what I'm talking about.

He gets it. All right. So, oh, fuck. The sky Patrick Michael, Patty C Cuss, Patty Broker's go, he got tricked into going on shitty song of the week with our buddy Brandon. And what Brandon did was he played music that Patty played drums on that was terrible. I mean, it's not even music. He can't even be classified as music. And he had Patty review his own music.

And when people that Patrick Michael knows heard this episode, they felt bad for Brandon. And I've had people close to me tell me that they've listened to that episode. And they're just, they felt bad for that guy. Michael, what happened? Let me tell you something. If you don't like my song, only you can. That would be a great way to get around

lying, like lying without lying. You'd be like, hey, did you listen to my podcast? What'd you think? Man, I feel bad for that guy. And just hope he assumes the guy he's talking about. So he just gets done saying that everyone I know who heard that show thought Brandon was the asshole. And then because he's always contradicting himself,

he says this. Didn't do anything. No one's mentioned it since I've done it. No one. Nobody's sent me a DM, no one's comment, nothing. Because that's how little it matters. So it started to it. Everyone who heard it thought that Brandi came off bad.

And then, and by the way, no one's told me anything about it. And this isn't the same breath. I'm not like pulling this from different shows or anything like that. Carl, is it a good song? Dude, it is the worst thing you've ever heard. Actually, Brandon, do me a favor. Send me a link to the song. Can we please?

Yeah, I'll pop it on right now because you guys will get a kick out of this. It's time to probably play some smule stuff too. This guy does karaoke stuff on a website called Smule, he's got over a thousand songs up there. Which is, is he still up on smule? Somebody somebody linked me to smule and to the sufferies playing drums in Kevin He's got a band called Cavani used to be in and it sounds like

It sounds like if a monkey saw a drum set and you handed it a bone what it it might do with that bone. It's like, he had no idea how it worked or why you would do it. And then his excuse was, well, I took lessons for a year, but it had been four years since that, that I had played drums. Which drumming is not one of these things where you forget how these things are. Here's a, here's a smule. By the way, when Carl said, uh, it's like if you handed a monkey a bone and told it to play the drums, I'm very disappointed in the lack of roots references, but anyway, I'm also disappointed that he didn't say was the best of times it was the bluerst of times. I like that missy b point out. I can't even get my own links. Yeah, it's your right. I have very lazy. I'm asking everyone else to produce my show.

Oh, pardon. Checkmate, Carl. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. No! No! I'm shining so hard. It's all... No! I'm telling you, sir. I'm telling you, sir. There's no one that did your last bite. I'm trying to stop. I'm trying to stop.

I'm trying to open your eyes. Hey, I just remembered I was going to kill myself today. That was a time. No. My alarm just went off. I just remember I was gonna kill myself today My my my alarm just went off This is like a Chinese knockoff of Aladdin It's like a Chinese knockoff of Michael Jackson holy shit This is real too. I'm not making this up. He's got over a thousand songs where he sings just like this on all of them. Like Cartman? Like...

Oh good sounds like... When Cartman would make album. Cartman's less pitchy than that. Here's another example. Here's Maroon 5. This is a funny one, too. I think he's doing a duet. So the girl sings first.

Maybe I'm praying on you now. I'm just done it. You are just like animals. Animals like animals. You're gonna have to in your life Just like animals, animals, like animals You're not just done in the table Maybe you'll think that you can hide And I can smell your scent of miles Just like animals, animals, like animals, animals I like introducing band-a-doo people

Because I feel like I'm like relearning about it for the first time, Dale. It's very exciting. You rules. It is, I love it. His dude is, bro, I, oh my God, I sometimes, I wish I had the self-confidence of some of these people. I know.

Like, we're gonna like, dude, if I had that kind of self-confidence, I would be present in the United States I everything I put out. I'm embarrassed by it is some degree Seriously, I'm like oh god, I could have done that better this fucking guy How many looks like in the Yes, Carl that's that's why people who hate themselves make good content Good point, you know what I mean?

I hate myself. So does Royce. Royce fucking hates himself too. We all put out some good stuff. Dick Man's just probably hates himself. It's probably why the content's so goddamn good. And then there's a guy like this that's like, I don't know, man, I'm pretty brilliant.

You're like, Jesus Christ. He just told us how funny he is. And now he looks like someone that would talk about like a very little known IPA at a bar for too long. Alright, so this is him playing drums in the band Kevin with his, him with his one buddy playing guitar. Great name for a band. Oh, it's the worst. You can't find it anywhere. It's so hard to find. But check this out. Oh, you know what? Before I play it though, I should set this up. So what happened was Brandon had him on the show and Brandon's thing was I was gonna pick any random song from the internet

You pick any random song from the internet and then we'll come on and we'll debate which song is worse and so He brings a song that's by a professional band that actually was pretty good and Then he's like, okay, you turn, Brandon, then Brandon starts playing those. That sounds like my band is like high school. That sounds like the point of view of Casey Anthony's dead kid. Hahaha. That's seriously like what? This is honestly taking me back because this is basically me and my friends when I was like 13. Okay, so like 13 you're supposed to be in shitty bands and learning what you're bad at. So now here's the big reveal.

This band he was in his late 20s when he was in this band. He's now in his mid 30s. So see you guys looking at the get to he's like a kid But he is not yet. All right last clip I want to play from this briefcase episode He has this other show called do you party and on do you party he brings on guests and ask them questions about partying He'll ask them questions like what was your first experience partying and what's the most recent time you party? Oh What was your first experience partying and what's the most recent time you partied oh? Hang on I just received word. He just actually got a cease and desist from LMFAO

So this is him talking about do you party and we've made one of the show because it's really boring and stupid and he's finally come around on that. You guys know most of you know that I host the show Do You Party and it's a difficult show. It really is. It's a show that I, I'm growing to hate. I'm growing to despise it. Much like all of you. I don't know what he means. I don't know what he means by much like all of you. Wait a minute, to stain for his audience.

He's growing on me now. Wait a minute. We made me, we jumped to gun on this kid a little bit. That's pretty funny. So he goes on to explain the reason why he hates to you party. And he put on another episode about this that I was listening to this week, where he had this guy, any on his show,

and any is the producer of your mom's house with Tom Segura. So he's all excited. He's got this big name guy, Annie on the show. Annie comes on the do over three hours, three and a half hours talking about partying. Annie made up all these stories that were bullshit. And then afterwards, message Patty C. Cups and said,

can you edit most of that out? And Patrick McGill got very upset about this and what I'm multiple rants about. He's not happy Okay, can I just say Carl got a correct you though? It's pretty disrespectful to say your mom's house with Tom Sigura. There's two hosts of that show It's your mom's house with Tom Sigura and Theo von Zold fleshly Holy shit, I mean it's true, but God Shoei, they answer your question if I want to get Christina on the show

I don't think that's gonna happen now, but thanks Appreciate it Jesus Christ again when you have you have a son. I apologize. That's all good. Sorry. That's guys I'm exhausted. That's all I had for our friend Patty C. Cuss. But we should definitely talk more about this. I think you guys would enjoy his content. I'm already loving it. Yeah. I'm all that. Yeah. This guy is my new favorite human being. Well, it's funny because I introduced him to to Dick and he has a st- Oh, this is the thing that I'm annoyed with. So I mentioned that I felt really bad about our Tampa show.

I didn't have, I didn't bring it to that show when we were alive. And I realize in retrospect what I should have done is Patrick Michael has a 20 minute YouTube video of him doing standup to an empty room. And we had Ryan Long there, We had Danny Polisheck. What I should have done is I should have played his stand up. We could have critiqued his jokes because his jokes are as worse in his podcasting if that's possible. You know what would have been funny is if he really did play it to an empty crowd. It would have been great. You could have just projected it on the screen and had the crowd

watch it like he been great. You could have just projected it on the screen and had the crowd watch it like he's there Just have them genuinely react right? Seriously that would have been an hilarious 20 minutes if we had just played because if you projected like a good stand-up comic Doing jokes to nobody on a screen in a theater. Yeah, it would still go over with the crowd Correct. Yes, so it'd be funny to watch him bomb with people. God damn it. Hindsight. Am I right people? Really screw the pooch on that one. There'll be more events. All right. Well, guys, this time I am going to sign off with you. And again, I really appreciate all of the time you spent with us today. Thank you. And where can people find revenge

of the cis? YouTube.com slash revenge of sys. Just check us out there. Whether we do a show every day or our Wednesday shows, Patreon. If you like us, say go to our patreon. And he does day wave radio. I do night wave radio. So give subs to all of them. Yeah. Stuff. And we go on there and sub. These guys do a daily show. And like they said, they have the patreon now. I did a show with them on a patreon episode We talked a lot about OP and we talked a lot of oh how funny was that I was watching you guys gonna Day when you're talking about OP and someone's asking them because you know, he's just responding to the chat now Hey, what do you think about Carl from movies pockets? No idea who that is never heard of like

is never heard of like, I'm like, I'm on there. What the fucking line. Why would you just be like, I don't care about that guy. It's fine. He can goof on me if he wants, you know. We have a lot of pasts, whatever. Instead, he's got a fucking lie and I'm like, he doesn't know I am like, it's impossible for him to live his life. Anyway, whatever.

It's just funny. I like that you guys called him out on that. Oh yeah, and I just want to say too, I just saw the clip before we go of a if you guys get a chance Gavin McGinnis watching the clip with me on Dix show and turning progressively bread or as he screams and calls me a liar. It's very funny clip. If you guys get a chance like that. Oh, please post that in the disc. I will. I've posted the disc. Yeah, I will. I posted the discord. Uh, yeah, patreon.com slash we're not sorry. I believe it's reddit.com slash we're not sorry and Guys, I always love talking to you both. Thanks so much for your time today for coming out and that was a lot of fun Fun. Yes, sir. So please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all who are these podcasts?

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Do another hometown review that is in fact what's up replies? This post is a little wild. Did you just have a bong hit transplant? deeply unprincipled shares This is so good that I'm eking it out in segments. I'm about ready to savor the last hour. A tour de force. Thanks, Patty C. Cups. You are the best of us.

Turbo 7049 states. This really is peak WATP. Dr. Steve 103 came to say the same. Reality stimulator. All right, Patty sounds like he's going over the edge. Someone get him a ticket to the live show. I want to see Fuck Me or Fight Me play out on stage. Adam 95. Patrick used to be all Fuck Me or Fight Me,

but now he gave up on fighting. Regarding Stuttering John Melendez's album Sugar Tits of the Deciders, DJ Boss Pad posts, John has achieved the rare feat of zero monthly listeners on Spotify, a man who was on the most famous radio show of all time. Deeply unprincipled, wow, not one person even accidentally clicked on his album. That's almost impressive.

SD's worldwide complaints, I want to redo. My review was cut out because of Casey's shitty internet, so go Vic, I guess. Croger fan one. Casey isn't your puppet. Fuck Vic. Casey's a princess and a tower made of dirt. Hestia's the bestia. Saying she's a princess and a tower of dirt makes her sound way more interesting than

she is. Ira Gretlife asks, what show is the quote, no one told me there was going to be boasting from. It sounds extremely familiar. Downvote syndrome responds, how the fuck do you not recognize Mill House's voice? Patty BrokenDick points out, and his accent isn't regional. That's just how all Dweeb's talk, regardless of what part of the country they're from. T-Lawler 1.

I live in New Jersey, and I was offended to learn that we're taking the blame for this one. No one told me there was going to be boasting! Vic! Hello? Hello? This one. No one told me there was going to be boasting. Vic. Hello. Hello. Vic, I don't even know if I wanted to review.

We have big news to discuss. You are officially off the market. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. He's kind of retarded, but it's cool. Well, that's not a nice thing to say about your new fiancé. I would think. I mean, I would imagine you're very much in love if you said yes

Yeah, yeah pretty much Pretty much A little bit. Yeah, you hear all this excitement. It's fantastic Well now listen you're you're a young woman. You've just started your career in the Navy Why the need to get hitched? Why, what, what, what prop this? It's a military tradition of being able to live off base. Oh, interesting.

If you're married, you don't have to live in a shit-hole dorm room. Yes, correct. So was that the, now can you say that on an internet show that someone might hear? No, no. Should I take that hot and post? Like, how does that work? We have documented love, I'd say, so it a hold up in court, in court martial. So you're not pregnant as everyone has assumed. Yeah, correct. I already had an abortion and I have the pregnancy anti-pregnancy stick in my arm. Okay.

Okay. So you're actually, you're not getting married for love, but you're also not getting married because you're pregnant. Yes. Okay. So, uh, Sir Bemros wants to know is he pregnant by a chance? Uh, no, okay neither of you are pregnant. All right. I just wanted to make sure now how long have you known this fine gentleman? I dated him for a week my sophomore year sophomore year. Oh, so you guys are high school sweethearts? No He he messaged me on Snapchat like a year ago ish

Okay, I post like a dumb Snapchat that was like, I don't have any guys to send my ex pictures to, so it all goes to my roommate. He just responded like sad. It was love it first text again. You re-equainted over Snapchat because he was hitting on you. No, he was making fun of me. Well, that's how guys hit on girls.

You're not wrong. Okay, just so we can clear that up. You dated him for a week when you were like 14 years old every time? Yeah. Okay, so it was pretty serious. That I would imagine. No, he didn't talk to me because he was like a little retarded. And what's changed?

Uh, he has muscles now. You'll actually fucking on the live show. Very good. So he's going to be your plus one. Yes. Don't commit to that. I won't put a name down until the day before because I don't want you to, you know, just in case something. That's true. Something would have changed. I'm worrying. Okay. Now, does he know about all of your fame, uh, being the review girl on the

internet? Yeah, he does. Uh, he, he, else, like, send him screenshots of the, uh, WTP text. He gets a kick out of it. Is that one of the things that attracts him to you, you being so famous? I have no fucking clue. He's okay with it. Okay. Does he want to glom on this?

Is he ever like practice reading reviews? Do you guys like workshop things to try to work out bits or anything like that? No, he just kind of sits there and smiles. Okay, does he ever smile talk? No. Okay, all right, good. You don't want that.

That's not a good attribute to person. I think my friend is, and I just heard it from you, so. Is he there with you now? No, no, he's in Virginia. Oh, you guys don't even live near each other. No. Well, what the, wait, is he even gonna move to Illinois? No, I'm gonna get moved around a little bit.

And then he, he's a Marine right now. He's gonna get out soon. Carl, this is boring. What are you talking about this? I'm just fascinated with your lifestyle. It didn't seem like you were the kind of person I thought would be getting engaged anytime soon. I'm a little shocked by this whole thing.

This is a deep dive interview that I'm doing right now. I've totally switched gears. I was laughing with Royce and Merch. And now we're getting to the bottom of who really is Vic? What's the essence of our review, girl? All right, do you have any reviews you want to read? Yeah. I have, do you have any reviews you wanna read? Yeah. I have three for you. All right.

This one's by Brenda with like seven threes. She says worthless in all caps. If you enjoy listening to obnoxious morons, fear their worthless opinions, and this is a perfect podcast for you. Otherwise, don't waste your time on these jerks. I agree, worthless opinions are fun. Yeah, pretty much.

What do you think that was? I think that's a one star review. That's a five star. What's oh, yeah. Uh, it's nice. I guess the women really do love you. Oh, for once. This one's by Pat's fan six once seven. Wait, Pat's, but how I found myself. Yeah. Yeah. That's disgusting. I found myself here. My aunt used to get a womb wrecked by a firefighter who would always listen to this podcast. I don't particularly care for Carl or Carl for that matter spelled with a C, but it always brings a smile to my face thinking about that guy's monster hog. Me too, buddy. Me too. Thank you for that review. I appreciate it. This last one is Opie's wife's boyfriend in parentheses not BAM.

Casey's so lazy. What's her name? Isn't really holding her duties as a review girl. I had to listen to Vic who's letting me letting our country down from Chicago again. What do you think that was? I gotta imagine it's a five star if they're talking about Opie's wife's boyfriend. Yeah, they were all five stars. I can't really do that. I did surprise me. You like reading the one-star reviews. It must be the new love that you found.

Oh, God. How long were you dating this guy before he popped the question? Like, seven, eight months. We're about to hit our one year in August, but I broke up with them after boot camp for like a month. Okay. That's when the cow fiasco happened. Why did you break up with them? Um, I, you're about to lie. Don't lie. Why did you break up with him? Let's go. He wasn't sending me letters in boot camp,

but I was like, fuck man. Pretty much. Wait, he wasn't giving you enough attention? Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. So everyone who's on the Patreon has VIX phone number, and she likes attention.

Just to everyone knows. Did you see this last day? Yes, is this gonna? Are you gonna die being married to this gentleman? Yeah, I'm most likely Okay, good. That's a good attitude to have Let's hit some voicemail shall we of course. I'm not doing interviewing you, but I'm gonna hit some voicemails as well Carly fucking boomer. He just got destroyed by patty see cut. She just got fucking destroyed I'm gonna start calling you I'm gonna start calling you Carl broken throat because he just raped you for 19 fucking minutes straight Patty game, Patty game, Patty game, Patty game Go listen to grow cast

Did he was he saying Patty gang? Yes, I believe he was like a god damn idiot. Oh, I thought that was funny. Call back a guy. Patty game, Patty game, Patty game, bitch. That might catch on. We might have t-shirts made. This is a funny one. I like it when people get creative with their voicemails. Hey, Carl, I got invited to golf a while back soon. And I don't have any clubs. Could I just borrow your legs? With like club feet? Yeah, oh god, a poor man.

Jesus Christ. He was so happy to leave that voicemail. He was cracking himself up. The eternal Patty King is what people are saying. He was so happy to leave that voice though. He was cracking up some up. The eternal Patty King is what people are saying. He was saying Patty King. All right fair enough. I like you should have a crown of headphones. Yes. That's a smart idea a crown made of headphones Most of them don't work though. Oh my god. All right. This person is excited about something we brought back out of the show recently. Yeah, Slime whistle back baby been about 50 episodes. I heard that. Yes baby. Slime whistle is back and you are Welcome for that

Where was it hiding up your asshole you had to bring it out for fucking game on Get game on happy game on everybody from your friends and who are these podcasts This is a guy who's goofing on our friend cripple Jesus Jesus. Oh, jeez. That seems like it'd be kind of taboo. Hey, pal. I just noticed my boy, CJ crippled Jesus called in and Said he had two tickets for Chicago. Congratulations, CJ He also figured he'd say yeah, I got two fuck no tickets. A.C.J. Where the fuck else were they gonna put you in the fucking nose, please?

Jesus Christ. I'm up here fucking, you know, walking a half mile to get a fucking beer, while you're down there looking up Kyle's fucking nose hairs. And you're acting like it's cause you're a big timer. What else are you gonna put you, fuck off? All right. Later. Love you guys. See you then. because you're a big timer. What else are you gonna put your fuck off? All right, later. Love you guys.

See you then. Crow is on comment for you. I'm comment for your crow's. That's not that well. Very funny voice, Val, though. That is true. There is a balcony at this venue and I was told that it's not handicapped accessible. So there are certain places you will not see

CJ at this show. This next voice valve is a brilliant impression of our friend Casey who made her travel return triumphant return. It's pretty bad. Who made a return last week? Hello, Carl. Today I'm going to be auditioning for the part of Casey. I'm going to read a review now. Chelsea by from Chelsea Yan, way so far. I'm not even bothered about this pod, because it's been juvenile, April, entire pod, trash, the other piece. And, great pod, if you have any of the learning podcasts,

you could have said that and bring so much to you into so-called podcast. Guess how dark carol one and things very well done. I don't know if I've already picked up on it. You probably just thought it sounded like shit like normal, but that was actually well played. Poor girl. Poor girl.

It's bad. It's from the fuck of the asylum. Just get fucker roasted. D.S. Oh, Vic DSL. It's not even a thing. It doesn't even exist anymore. All right. Let's hear a couple more. Hey, Carl. This is Henry and Cincinnati. This isn't really a voicemail and responding in particular, but just just wanted to tell you something from the fan.

When I first started listening to your show, I heard you on the Dick show, I immediately turned your show off because you used to soundboard. Beats! hercnatic, on biggest problem playing the same four to five baby or boner generic ass sound drops. That's a big any sense Rick. And it was always the most cringe part of a very cringey person. Lick, lick, lick, no. I just want to say I love the show. It's even better than the next show week.

That's fast. Please go. And a big part of that is the use of that soundboard. So I'm trying to suck your dick too hard. Just just a minute. That's going to call me back. Don't say shit for a tension. It's not cute.

All right, the soundboard is fun. I agree with you, sir I was right all on go figure who would have guessed don't let it go to your head Don't let it go to your club, but can you believe Vick the first 59 episodes of this show Kevin had total control over the sound board. I can't be a little bit away with yes He was the one was not all of them. It was honestly not the best use He was when producing the best use he was when producing the show back then and I would just sit here on my hands and go okay cover do

another impression okay let's see we have another call in here oh this by the way this is this guy's third call he left me three voicemails on the same subject Yo, it's not called a piece of shit. Hey dog my bad, you know for yelling at you in the last message about your mic But I just want to say man. I'm paying good money for this pay travel and then you know I'm saying you play and drew a mic and shit dog. Hey fool. I'm gonna let you know right now Nobody wants to hit like literally nobody wants to hear that bullshit not even drew a mic want to hear a drew a mic you know saying some straight up and down if you can stop doing that shit I would greatly appreciate it man just put it out regular

as that so that's get bored of shit but don't be putting it out as bonus content because they know but he want to hear that fuck shit. All right, man, coming back. There was a lot of voice bells from this one gentleman about how much he dislikes that I put out my appearances on Drew and Mike as bonuses. There are many bonuses. I don't count them towards the two bonuses a month. You don't have to listen to that. You don't like it, it's fine.

Well, you know, two bonus episodes a month, he puts good money down, careful. I know, it's a lot of, it's put on some real dull to get all of this got to. All right this is the last one I got for you. Hey Carl so just wanted to say finally was able to figure out how to listen to the vanished episode I got after Bymer. By the Merch guys it's a good episode and the sticker is a trick of a slowness tour. But a good episode really don't get why she went after you for that.

It was possible of course, and if anything, you went easy on the dumb bitch. I don't know about the second one. I'm not an H and I'm not fucking dead. Yeah, good job, Carl. You're a pretty cool guy. Did you have a big ol' flopper and those little boys right there, is that? So, it'll take you easy and kill yourself. Jesus, well, what a range on that, Carl. I went from positive and my big hog

and then killing myself. I don't know what to make of that. It sounds like he wants to cut off your penis and attach it to his own, I'd say. More projecting from our friend, Vic. So I will say that was interesting that he said he bought merch to get Episode 88. I have not promoted that a very long time. It's been a couple of years. Get Episode 88 by coming a member of our Patreon for as low as $5 a month.

You not only get episode 88, the band episode, but you also get everything else we put out so far today, all at once. So well worth the price of admission. The congratulations on your engagement. Oh, thank you. Very exciting. The WATP family is happy for you

and we wish you nothing but love and good luck. Thank you very exciting the W ATP family is happy for you and We wish you nothing but love and good luck. Oh, do you have a date set yet? Yeah, December 22nd December 22nd am I invited? Yeah, if you want. I don't care. Well, Sun you an invitation. Where's it happening? And Kansas in Kansas. Okay Your hometown and Kansas. You can Kansas. OK. You're hometown. Yeah, where my mommy lives. Where your mommy lives.

I think she's too fat to get on a plane. So why does we'll just go there? Oh, yeah, your mom's a big woman. Yeah, she's big in Russian. Really? What do you think she weighs? Like 250. But it's because of her heavy bones, Carl.

Post a photo. I want to see. I want to see. I want to see. Yeah. Mommy, Vic. I will do that. Oh my god. Is she still married to the Japanese fella?

Yes. Is he skinny or then she is? No. She fattened him up because she thought he was cheating with other nurses. So she was like, I'm sorry, I'll you. I fattened him up because that way he cannot cheat. So she's married to I fat into him up because yeah, that way he cannot cheat. So she's married to the one fat Japanese person who's ever existed.

Yes, well no, similar wrestlers, but I think he was a failed. Sumo wrestlers, he bring up a lot of good points right now. You know more about this culture than I do, apparently. I am one with the sword. Very well done. All right, Beck, thank you. Everybody. Alright, Vec, thank you. Everybody who's still hanging out, thank you. This has been going on way too long, and so, as Opie says, I gotta go.

Goodbye. Goodbye.