Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep264 - Stuttering John's THE BETRAYAL

Episode Date: June 20, 2021

Stuttering John dropped back-to-back amazing episodes full of meltdowns, rants, and claims of being wealthy. So I called up Vinnie so we could get his genuine reaction to the big revelations that have recently come out. It did not disappoint. Careful, you might get sued just for reading this (slander).  Also, this week Kevin joins us as we check out a bunch of Animal Crozely karaoke and voicemails without Vic.   Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Get tickets to our very first live show near Chicago on August 28th http://watplive.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is happening bag slappers and cousin ruse welcome to who are these podcasts. Thanks so much for tuning into the show this week. Very special episode. We did a bonus show on Southern John called Stuttering John's The Be Trail. And Vinnie came over a few weeks ago. We recorded that it is important. It is important content that I felt I needed to make available on the main feed. So this is a bonus episode that if you are a supporter on Patreon or supercast, you probably

have heard this. If you're not, you should be. These episodes are great. I'm releasing this because I really do feel like this is something everyone needs to know about. And also it's just a lot of fun. And my band, the Isotels, put a show on Saturday, so I didn't get a chance to record it,

but I know I was done. However, Kevin, who's the announcer for The Isotels, recorded some jokes with me, and I impromptu started doing a little who are these podcasts with Kevin. So there's some bonus content after the Stuttering John stuff, stick around for that. Kevin and I actually listened to some

of Patrick Michaels karaoke work. So that is certainly worth checking out. And then we have voice smells. Brand new voice smells to listen to too. So check that out at the end. And thanks so much for tuning in. Oh, I don't want to talk about Stuttering John. He's my friend.

Are you guys still friends? Because this is going to be a problem. No, I may not to him, actually. Hey, I had a very nice little chat on the Twitter with Dr. Steve. Oh, did you? Yeah. He's a sweet art of a guy. Yeah.

He's a lesson. He is a great guy. He is. Yeah, why would you talk about anything you can talk about here? No, I just thanked him for offering to pay Stuttering John to go do that show with me, the creep off. We were gonna try to pay him a thousand dollars to come and do a show.

Yeah. And he refused. And I didn't refuse. He countered offered. Yeah, he counter offered. But I was just so upset that he was like, like, what am I to you, John? Somebody's offered you a thousand dollars to talk to me.

Am I that bad? You don't just take the thousand dollars? Well, you're gonna find out. I am personally offended. You're gonna find out today that John is plenty of money and Does not need your $1,000. You ready to get into it? It's show time I guess But I'm pop, pop, pop, pop, pop I'd guess all the best except when they're not

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We appreciate it. We're going above and beyond this month because Stuttering John on Saturday put out a show. The same time I was doing my show and then followed up with another gem on Tuesday So here we are Wednesday night and I have to cover everything that happened over the last two episodes now Are you telling me that Suttering John is finally hitting his podcast, right? Oh my gosh If this is what John show was I'd really listen to it just for the entertainment value of it because he's out of fucking control Okay, he's at war with his mods. What?

Oh, you don't know about this. I don't know any of it. Anything about it. Oh, yes! I was hoping you would say that. I was hoping you were coming in here, not knowing what was going on with John Drey now. I'm gonna take something right now.

Yeah. I'm coming in fresh. The only thing that I have seen is the one clip that you asked me if I saw from House Parks. Yes, someone sent me that and I laughed really hard at that. But I don't know anything about this. What's going on with the mods? Before we get into that, I'm gonna tease that. Because that's exciting.

Before that though, he had his attorney on Michael Popuck. The famous Michael Popuck. I like this guy. I like him professional. I like his attorney. I really do. But as you know, this is the guy that was like him. Professional. I like his attorney. I really do. But as you know, this is the guy that was under the retainer that was going to be suing me. Right. So first off,

let's explain that John makes his buddy, Michael, miss the Yankees game to be on his show. He declares this right at the beginning when he pulls him up. I'll bring in my attorney. Good friend who actually missed a Yankee game for me today. No, not just can you hear me? Not just a sneaky game. A garrick Cole classic. One where they're winning, but I'll ruin it for the fans. 6-0. I know. I showed up late because I was I watched until until they made out

in that in Glavatoris is on fire. Again. This guy wanted to go to the Yankee game. And John's like, yes, I'm late. I was watching the game. What a fucking game. I was like, I wouldn't bid there. You know, that John, if you wanted to watch the Yankee game, you could have just scheduled your show later. Everybody could have been happy. He was late anyway. I don't know the difference is. Wow.

But he explains that this proves how much he can't help out. I hope he gets a bill for this. How much help? Oh, I hope so too. Yankee game, I said, I'm gonna go. And then you brought me back to reality and said, you promised that you'd be a guest on my shoulder. You got to do this.

And you're welcome. And Michael, could you just say, isn't that pro-positive that I care about my show? You do. That's it. Proof that you care about yourself. Right. It's proof that you're selfish.

Well, it is the Stuntary John show. So yeah, I guess. Honestly, Vinnie, if you would message me and be like, oh, I just got to take us to go do a thing tonight. I'm like, come on, Vinnie. You promised by my me and be like, oh, I just got to take us to go do a thing tonight. I'm gonna be like, come on, Vinnie! You promised by my Kevin's Bormie office we can't do it. You would have been more like, Vinnie! Vinnie, come on!

Vinnie! Now, I just want to gotten producer Chris over here. We would have done a half-ass show. It'd be fine. Yeah. It's the difference. Sure. Could have gotten Jenny Jingle's hand,

producer Chris's out here. Probably. Sometimes I can get Jenny Jingle's on the horn Yeah, and get her engaged in something so John is explaining That he is gonna go to a Yankee game Because he's not broke all right. There's a lot of talk about John's not broke on this episode

Which I always find amusing. I don't know any other podcaster who talks about not being broke. You know, I mean, like what a weird topic to have. There is a horse trade out because when you're in New York in a few weeks, we're not only going to the game, but the hot dogs and beer are on you. Well, guess what, Michael? The horse trade has already begun. I might have a ticket for you, paid by eight full by me. See, this already worked out. June 19th, my boy ate tickets for all these people. All these people think I'm broke, Michael, it's so funny. I'm buying a new car on Monday.

Nice. I own my condo outright. I own my motorcycle, I go out, oh, John's broke. Yeah, okay, I'm broke. First of all, he pays a mortgage. We know this for a fact. He's asked how they're W for payments so he could pay his mortgage.

I own my condo outright. That's not what having a mortgage means. Right. Can I get one of those tickets, John June 19th, to my birthday? Oh yeah, it is. I want to go to the baseball game with Studying.

You might have an extra one. Oh, that'd be fun. Floating around. So how funny is that? He's like, I got eight tickets, and that proves I'm not broke. What, because you're about to take it to a baseball game? I mean, not for nothing. Yanky's tickets aren't cheap.

Well, he explains exactly how much they were here, Vitty. Oh. I think I might have an extra ticket for you. Please. All right. Amen. And by the way, just so you know, I have a very good contact at Yankee Stadium. So we will be sitting in great seats that I get for $100 a piece face value. So that's $800 I spent on this game.

All right. Well, I'm done here. But I'm broke. But I'm broke. You probably are after those days. I've done my job. I'm done. You probably are after those times. I've done my job. I'm done. Good night everybody. He seems so excited that he has $800 for Yankees game.

That's not impressive. Can I tell you this Michael Pau pack is like $100 for Yankees game? I don't know. Well, it's 20 to John's like, I know a guy. So I was able to buy tickets. I was able to buy tickets to face value. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Impressive, John. You must have an end over there at Yikki Stadium. Congratulations. It's a fucking hypchiric store. You're getting a stadium. Hypchir sitting in front of John. He's got better tickets. I don't know, it was cameo money.

Yes. Oh, you know, hypchir is way more money than John at this point. So, God, how would you feel if you, oh, got poor job? I hate to say this, because I don't want to alienate anyone, but $800 for a sporting event, these days, like I bought four tickets to the Sabers. I was gonna bring my wife and my parents. Unfortunately, it was canceled,

but it was $800 for four tickets to the Sabers. Right. That's what major league sports cost. Sports cost. Right. Just like, people think I'm broke. I spent $800 on tickets. And I never once bragged that I bought savers tickets.

I wasn't that impressed with myself at the time. I didn't feel like I had to go on my show and explain that to everyone. Now, which episode did you patch yourself on the back to your guest for? I forget. I forget spending the face that for my face value tickets. I can't remember now. All right, so now they're talking about the serious XM case and John says that there's someone on Reddit or somewhere on the internet and people are saying that John's already lost the case and Hockeypuck, his moderator, believe this to be true. It went to John was like, Hey, look at this paperwork. It looks like you lost the case and Hockeypuck, his moderator, believed this to be true.

It went to John. It was like, Hey, look at this paperwork. It was like, you lost the case. So John has to explain to Sean that he's a dummy. Sean, I'm sorry. I guess you lost a serious XM lawsuit. Go, what are you talking about? We even lose anything.

And he goes, well, there's a lawyer saying and he, and he has the documents. I go, Sean, was it signed by the judge? Right. Yeah, and then I email you, I go, Mike, you know, what's going on? And you said the exact same thing. John, is there a signature from the judge? Let me translate what actually happened.

He talked to Michael Popec and he said, John, the judge didn't sign the paper, that he went to Sean and said it. Right. John freaked out. He's like, what is this? I thought we still had a case here. Sends it off to his lawyer. What's going on here?

Okay, he goes, John, do you see that there's a signature from a judge? Oh, okay. And then responds to Sean. Like, you fucking idiot. There's not even a signature. He acts like he came up with that first and then was reinforced by his attorney No way in hell that's the the case. I would imagine there was some screaming cry

Why are you telling me that we lost the case? Why aren't you telling me so then Michael popuck to be in that circle? What a treat what a treat could you imagine? This poor this poor guy. I don't know how long he's gonna be hanging out with John, but. Well, he's got to get through your case. I know. I know. So Michael Polpock explains that this case is going to take years. This is going to drag out for years, just so everybody knows.

Well, I'll know Stuntary John has plenty of those left. And they talk, yeah, right. I'll tell you what he might not make it. So John's explaining that serious if they were to win, they would appeal and it would go to another court. And John explains, but serious knows that they're in the wrong. We are going to an appeal because we are in the right serious knows that correct and well I don't know if they know it or not. I'm pretty sure they don't know it. Right. I'm pretty positive that nobody thinks they are wrong.

The attorney knows the serious has a case that they have a very good case here. I don't know why John thinks that this is a slam dunk. But then Michael pop up goes on to explain that he's hoping for a settlement. Exactly. Yeah. This is telling this is a telling clip right here. Wow. Then they're going to have to have a serious conversation with us.

No pun intended about resolving the case in your favor in a settlement posture. And if they, because that's just the way litigation works. And if they don't, they want to take it all away to trial. We'll take it all away to trial. You'll be a great witness. Well, we know, we'll have jurors lining up to be in the jury box. The year Stuttering John's case. I'm not worried about that. I think in the David versus Goliath of Stuttering John, John Melendez versus Sirius XM against a jury in New York, I'll take my chances. There's a lot of posture. I don't know if I want to gamble on that.

A lot of posture going on. Holy shit. Number one. Did you say St, John would be a good witness? Yeah, oh, he'll be wind up to hear him testify against it. I think of anyone else who would be a worse witness. Oh, John, I mean, if John was under oath before he started a podcast, he would have been locked up already.

Well, shit. I mean, this is preposterous. He talks in circles. He'd be a terrible witness. You can't coach the guy. He's not a talk. There's a lot of reasons why he'd be about witness. Pop a course like can't out of his jacket.

That's libel and that's slander. I didn't say he did it. Oh, he said he could possibly do that. But he does enjoy course like quite a bit. The odds are in our favor. So then he shows his hand. He really shows his hand on this clip. Look, the amount that you are ultimately seeking, and I'm not here to just clear what

that is on this podcast, but the amount that, okay, there you go. The amount that you're seeking ultimately is a rounding error on their daily interest, on their bank accounts. It's up to you, it's important not the money per se, but the principal. To them, the money is pocket change for any senior executive at the company. Yeah. So this guy's trying to say, just let's just make this go away, guys. It's not a lot of money.

Let's just settle. It's not a big deal, but he doesn't understand that this would over up an a lot of money. Let's just settle. It's not a big deal But he doesn't understand this would open an entire can of worms for every person that's ever appeared on Howard show every single person He's ever been on the Howard search shows ever been on a serious 101 Fucking crazy cam he's coming into collage. He's the first one fucking Jeff the drugs like and wants somebody for sure Are you kidding me? what about a guy named Jackie Martling do you think maybe he might deserve a few bucks? Do you mind a fucking airplane that he has on those channels?

Fucking Fred hasn't even gotten a raise Fred is yeah Fred No, honestly, this is insane. This is insane that this is what this is obviously what their game is though You can tell by what the way he said that. This is so silly. Yes. You can tell by the, and I think Michael Popock is a competent guy. I like him. No, he's a very competent guy because his strategy is exactly what it should be. Right.

If you're going to take a case like that, it's get him to settle. Yeah, look at all this. We won't even tell him how much he gave us. Let's just make it go away. It's like, no, dude, they do that. And they're going to have a wide out the door of people waiting to get with their beak. So getting big corporations to settle to get you to go away. Yeah. It's just not a good lawyer make. Like you can do it. I mean, exactly. Right. It's like,

this, you're not some great fucking litigator because you could get a fucking corporation to get you to go away. Right. So John explains that even his mods are against him in this case. Again, that's where like I don't, I just hear from my mod sometimes like the trolls will. For some reason, sometimes they'll, they'll side against me and I'm like, really? You're gonna side with this big corporation against the guy who's getting screwed here? I'm the little guy here, you know what I mean? So that's not how that works at all here, there and everywhere. So he must have heard this from Michael Pupac because then he reiterates it.

I don't see how people are lining up behind the billionaires and trillionaires against John Melendez. I don't see how people are lining up behind the billionaires and trillionaires against John Melendez I don't see how that lines up, but oh, they have more money so they should just lose the lawsuit right like I don't know I poor people don't just steal from target every day. Oh, I think they do but you know my point like that silly legal You know you still can't get away with that shit. It doesn't make any sense to me like this is What's his name your your buddy your buddy there, the socialists, who are Bernie Sanders. You know, you're talking about my buddy.

I know, you're buddy Bernie that you always vote for. In the primaries, never vote for Bernie for anything. This is like Bernie. All you do to do is be like, the billionaires and the trillionaires is like, oh fuck those people. They're obviously terrible. Let's give the money to John Bolognaz. The one percent, the what percent of the one percent

Need to pay the fascia to stoner john momentous And it's great attorney Michael pop up. I would be some platform Go ahead call that one a loser Boy, I, I, I, don't Jackie Martley is rooting for John in this. He has to be. Oh, he has to be. Yeah. Cause it would open up the door, although, I don't know.

I think Jack is more at peace. So like if I Jackie Martley, if I've had any of these guys, any chance I get, I would just say, go get him, John. I guess, but you know what? Honestly, I think that people like Jack here are more at peace with where they're at in the world. Like the reason why John is going after this is because he's frustrated.

Like, Jack, he has the career that he has now and the life that he has now. And every time I see him on anybody's show, he loves reminiscing about his times on the Howard Stern show. He knows he fucked up, but he's over it. Yeah. Like, John's not over it.

But John didn't fuck up. Oh, yes, he did. John failed upward, big difference. That's true. Though John fucked up, he was given a huge opportunity But John didn't fuck up. Oh yes he did. John failed upward. Big difference. That's true. Though John fucked up, he was giving a huge opportunity to make a name for himself. On the Stephanie Miller show.

Ha ha ha ha ha. We're gonna be heading on and quit. Right, Vinny? Did he quit that show, I believe? That's how I understand how things went down. I believe he quit. I understand that he did. Did you hear me make a poop?

Alright. This is my name is, it's Bully and I don't have my, it's how my new body. I understand that Shadow of the Undisquit, the Stephanie Miller show. Do you have any more statements to give to the jury before we dismiss you? Carl did it all maliciously.

Objection! Objection! So, once again, because I'm not being facetious or sarcastic, Michael Polpock is a smart guy who knows what he's doing. He explains to John something that a lot of people have explained to John and he just never fucking gets it. I don't really, I mean, I don't get the benefit of somebody like you falling down the rabbit hole of following, you know, trolls into their basement and they're where, you know, I don't get it. Just ignore them.

That's what I'm relate today for that, for that production. I had to get that in there. Yeah. Seriously, John, what the fuck is your problem? Why are you worried about the trolls? And then they start talking about me, of course. Michael, I have shows. Right. People trying to dedicate to traction me.

They actually are trying to get fame out of trash in me. What's that podcast one? Oh, that guy, that guy, that's the guy that we were going to sue because he actually, because he was spewing falsehoods. You guys, we're going to sue, spewing, we're going to sue. I heard that and that he went, well, because he was spewing falsehoods. You guys, he has a whole business model, all he allegedly and review and critique

podcast. This is like the those that can teach teach our gym teachers. He's a good old joke. I don't open with mystery science data our gym teachers. So he can podcast. So he just criti I don't open with it. Are you familiar with mystery science data 3000? Our gym teachers, he's so he can't have a successful podcast. So he just critiques from the sidelines.

And I thought, okay, well, maybe that's a business model, all right, then I look on his Twitter feed. He's got like 92 followers. I mean, he's not even that popular. I don't know, I don't get where he gets off taking you on or anybody else. Shot, that's what I've been saying to Carl behind the scenes since I've known him. As who do you think you are, sir?

Look at you. Look at you. That face, that hair, those club feet. My 90s, your Twitter followers. You're the fucked hell. You're the fucked hell. I think I am, man. What the fuck do you think you're doing?

Well, I don't have as many Twitter followers as a guy, like say, stuttering John Melendez with his career on the Howard Stern Show. But for some reason, I have way more Patrons. And I don't know how to show. I have way more Patrons support. So that's kind of weird, right? Maybe a lot of those Twitter followers are fake, disengaged? I don't know, just throw it out there

because you have all these fucking people or maybe You want to give you five bucks a month or maybe just a bunch of boomers who like the Howard Stern show It just files everything that went with it right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, disengaged. Disengaged don't care anymore You're washed up. I don't care. I don't care. But he will don't worry, Betty. He will sue me But here's the thing if they're gonna lie and say oh, I got five way I gotta play that again But here's the thing. If they're gonna lie and say, oh, I got fired, wait, I got to play that again. But here's the thing. But here's the thing. But here's the thing. If they're gonna lie and say, oh, I got fired because I was drunk, I'll sue the fox. I mean, I don't care. I told you just so everybody knows I said, Mike, I'll pay you. Don't worry about it

because I can take this fucking guy because don't worry about it because I'll fucking take this fucking guy Because don't start lying Yeah, cuz I could cuz I could hurt my career if you're gonna I have a drink on any show I've ever worked on Don't stop fucking bullshit. He's still doing the tough guy talk to me I've laughed in his face over and over again. He's still doing the tough guy Don't you think I don't have money for a retainer? over and over and he's still doing the tough guy to, God, you don't think I don't have money for a retainer? Let me tell you something, fast forward two years. There's gonna be a phone conversation

between the two of them where Po-Pock is gonna be like, John, I know you said don't worry about it, but I'm gonna need to get paid. And John's gonna be going, I got you the Yankee ticket. The Yankee ticket. You didn't come to the stand-in, but I bought the tickets for 800 hours, Michael.

I love that John's like, this guy lied about me. I said he had stink lines coming off his feet. I will say it again. Are you going to sue me? I'm going to sue you. Are you going to sue me? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then John says something that only a complete asshole would say. But when you lie, you know, when you lie, but when it's landed me, that's when it becomes a bigger issue. You know what I mean? And I will sue. I have no problem.

This series is not my first lawsuit. It's not going to be my last. You hear that pal? Is he proud of that? This is not my first lawsuit, and it will not be my last, I'm suing everyone. Yeah, that's why your lawyer is missing the Yankees game to talk to you on your show because you suit too much, stupid. I just think that's so funny.

We had Brent Hattley on the show, and I asked him about who? There's this guy used to be in the Howard Stern show and Bubba's a lot of fun. I was saying, he's Brent Hadley. I get pretty big gas on my show. Cool. That sounds great.

I remember Crow was just really excited to talk to him. He's like, wow, Carl. I get to talk to Brent Hadley and Casey Armstrong by being associated with your show. Two people I never wanted to talk to him. He's like, wow, Carl, I got to talk to Brad Hatley and Casey Armstrong by being associated with your show. Two people I never wanted to talk to you. You might have told your fucking life. Anyway, I'm on bread. So, bread. I had bread Hatley on the show and I asked him about threatening lawsuits. And his response was, I've never

once sued anyone, the only lawsuits I've been in is what I've been sued because it's a shitty thing to do to go around Suic people it's not a nice thing. There was a funny thing in our sub right as somebody posted the I will sue you as the adult I'm telling my parents on you it is it is exactly that You lied about me. I'm so telling you're gonna get so much trouble You know the problem though is you didn't have to pay thousands of dollars for a retainer to tell your mom. That's true. That's why I see you dope back in the natural instinct

of trying to go back to this and it's just sad and nobody ever believes you when you say, I'm gonna sue you. I fucking don't. I'm sure he scared off other people. I'm sure he can get Heather W to be like, oh, I'm gonna get sued. I don't believe him for a fucking second.

And also I say bring it on as you know, yes. This has been my stance all along, but that's not gonna happen. Cause there is no case. There is no case. You are a public figure on the internet and we are allowed to comment about you, John. Michael Popack has more brilliant observations.

If anything comes out of your mouth, it's a comparison to the Holocaust. And you're not talking about the murder of six million people in some context, don't use that comparison. It never works. It always makes you look crass and small-minded and hurtful and they do it frequently. John got real quiet there. So wait a second. I'm not allowed to say that the

Stuttering John podcast is the official podcast of the Holocaust. No, no, because it makes you look crass and ridiculous. When you do that, I'm really glad that as attorney said that, John got real quiet. I'm wondering if anyone has examples of John maybe comparing Trump to maybe Hitler or potentially Nazis? I'm just curious, because I'd be willing to bet that John has made that comparison before

because he repeats what he hears other people say. And I know that's been said many times. It really is like when you you I will agree with Popeye The Nazi comparison is always the lowest pain. It's the stupidest thing you can do. It's like what happens What everybody? I don't like what you believe in your Nazi. Maybe he's not a bad lawyer. I think he's a gray lawyer Okay, I really do. I think he's I think he's out of something plus you see when he Twitter followers this guy has Knocks it out of the park with his Twitter. 93 Do you see when he Twitter followers this guy has knocks it out of the park with his Twitter? 93

Damn it. I just need two more. I'll be ahead of him. I'm unfollowing you right now. Oh, fuck. No way behind. So this is a funny little bit here. And this is this isn't as much about the stuff that I want to cover today. We're getting off the path a little bit, but I just find it fun. Anytime I sit down, it wasn't a centering John I pick up on things that I personally appreciate. I really enjoy watching your face

Yeah, you are like a kid a rich kid on Christmas. Yes, who just got all the GI Joe's yes You were just sitting there ripping open packages going I'm like Ricky Schroeder riding around the trade on the Christmas tree Do you ever see that picture of screech that, like, there's a picture of screech as a kid when he was a child actor just with every fucking toy you've had to go. No.

It's you right now. So, wait, how do they work out for screech? Cause I'm really happy right now. I'm really happy right now. Oh. But he was doing really well up until that point though, right? No, no, no. I actually opened for him with the joke factory

once it wasn't going well for him. And the joke factory was like a really popular like huge place. No no no it was in the holiday and airport. They had the side out by the dumpster. But I mean anyone thinks Vinnie's making this up he's not. I went to the joke factory. I saw him 14 there. He's not making this up. It was brutal. It's a brutal. That was me in screech. We had a good time. Okay. So did you know that that wasn't him in the porn tape? Yes, I I Because I think I did hear about that because the guy in the porn tape had a fucking hog on it, right?

Yeah, and the funny thing was like that's all he wanted to Tell me about is how it wasn't him in the port tape. Why would I take it for credit nice to meet you dusted divot? Hey, listen man, do you know that port tape where I looks like I have a huge dick that wasn't me? It's like oh nice to meet you too. I'm gonna go get a drink. I would just ask like did you ever see Lisa turtle snatch? That's the only question I have for that guy everybody on that show saw it That's the only question I have for that guy. Everybody on that show saw it. Hahaha. Fucking Mr. Beldy used to have a picture of it. It is wallet.

There was the original cuties that show. Hahaha. Oh, dude, Tiffany Feeson has still got it. Oh, I totally agree with you. Yeah, yeah. Although I'm big old pumpkin out of hers. I'm 90210 when she got on that show. All right. I gotta go upstairs for just a minute. just give me one minute. I'll be right back guys

We're gonna way off here. This is what the fun part about the boat. Yeah, you haven't left So this is something that I picked up on where this doesn't happen on just still just talking about Tiffany fusions It's not a job. We could I can find some some photos over online if you want to just look at that. Google that. That. All right. Go ahead. So Michael Popak, they're talking about whether the house might support the January 6th

insurrection investigation. You know, this is what's going on right now in politics. Are they going to set up a special committee to investigate this? Well, I'm sure the judges have called all the do-tards followers. Right. Well, what I love about this clip is that Michael Pupak brings it back to John and asks him his opinion and this flusters the fuck out of Stutter, hey, John. It could. I mean, to be frank, it's unlikely, but it could, oh really, it's unlikely?

Yeah, well, let's push it back to you. Why do you think it's likely? Well, I mean, how can you not? If you did, if you spent all this, all this time with Benghazi as, as, as, as, as, as, represented, you know, Tim Ryan said, and now you're not going to investigate this.

So, John's opinion is somebody heard somebody else say, which is completely unrelated. Ben Ghazi, I mean, that was so different than what he's talking about here. And I was just thinking, like, I would love to hear John debate a conservative. Wouldn't that be amazing? That could be a pay-per-view Have a competent conservative on there to talk to John about his stance on different political issues Is John the stutterer a conservative? Can we get the other stuttery guy and just have that argue?

Is there another stuttering conservative guy? I don't know. Can we get like him versus Candice Owens? That'd be fun a lot dude. I would that are you kidding me that is so much fun because Judd's never challenged by anyone this guy's on his side 100% and he goes why I don't think that they're gonna make a special committee on this like Why do you think they are? I like how this guy treated him like a teacher, talking to a kid in class. Like, he just read his book apart. It's like, I think it was good. Well, John, can you tell us why you think that? Brrrr.

Brrrr. It had a lot of words and I found them to be good. Well, look at the cover. There's beautiful, illicit pictures. I'm gonna back up to the beginning of this show. Tiffany Fisa, the beginning of the show where he talks about his income again. And he talks about how much money he has. And he tells you how he can prove he's got tons of money.

Uh, what is my source income, Robert? Let it let it. Let me put it this way. I'm let, let me put it this way. I'm, but let's put it this way. I'm buying a new car probably on Monday. I really liked the Mazda Miata. Now I looked into Mercedes, but Mercedes to me is so passe. I've had her Mercedes already.

Yeah, we know you used to have money. That's why it's funny. That's the question. Like what's your source of income these days? Oh, what do you mean? I'm gonna buy a Mazda I mean I could get a Mercedes, but that's just not my style, you know I heard you had one of those who gives a shit and he goes on the list all the cards He's out and ever that is such a weird reaction. Is that a weird reaction? When someone says what's your source of income? Oh, you think I know what I'm gonna buy a new car? Foster!

Oh my God. Get sighted, Italian. And then he talks about these people who are donating. I got a lot of donations, a lot. Allison Segal, 100 bucks for one PayPal donation, Fudge Sickle, another 100 bucks. So I appreciate it. I guess he felt bad.

He hasn't been donated lately. He's so funny. He pretends to be a troll on all these sites. I don't know because I don't go on them. But yet he donates after you show. It's the funniest thing. And I know it's the same guy because it's the same email. All right, so Fudgeicle pretends to be a troll because he talked shit about him on other

sites. He's talking about my discord and our Reddit. Yeah. And he says, but he doesn't go on those sites. Okay. And he says he knows the same person because of the same email, but you don't know who's people, what anyone's email address is on Reddit or discord. Am I mistaken? I know through like Patreon, email address is on Reddit or Discord. Am I mistaken on that? You would know through like Patreon, but not like through Reddit or Discord.

Right. So everything John just said is nonsense. Yes. Can we all agree on that? I know, I'm no lawyer. I mean, I'm no Michael Pupack. You don't have to be a Michael Pupuck to know that doesn't check out. And this has been a thing that John's been doing for a long time where he says,

Oh, Fudgeical has always given me all this money. And he's just fucking trolled Fudgeical, right? I think so. I think it's a reverse troll move that he does because Fudgeical has said, I don't give this guy fucking money, but he just loves to bring that up. And then pretend like, this guy pretends to be a troll, but he keeps giving me all this money. Are you telling me he lied about that $100? I think he might be lying about all the $100

that he says that he got. Yeah, he's just hoping one day somebody will actually go for it. The same way we have like the $25,000 tier. Right. Yes. He's my Patreon. To him, a $100 paypal donation would be the ultimate goal

So we just keep saying it. It's like when you put a five in your tip jar Yeah, you can tip more than a buck if you want but there's a five in there already. Yeah He's just thrown it out there you should you know, I'm a big guy to use psychology on the people lots of people are putting a hundred dollars on our paypal. It's the $5 bill in the tip bucket. Holy shit. It is. It's so, so then he goes out to talk about how the minus touch brothers who Michael Polpock is associated with. He's trying to get them to fund him.

Yup. And before you go, Mike, because I know you have to, you have a hard out at one, right? Yeah, I do, sorry. I've been trying, just because I just worked that you did down in Florida. I've been trying to get the minus touch brothers to finance me to come to Washington for a month

and do the stuttering John political version and start walking up to McConnell, Graham, Holly, and really getting into that shit. I vote for that. And I'll talk, I'm talking to Ben a little bit later today. I'll bring it up again. Yeah, please say why not? Because really it would take maybe two or three grand to get a crew for it. You know what? I mean, well, it's not that much money.

I mean, if I had enough patrons right now, I would do it on my own. He's contradicting himself with the exact same episode. Okay, so he's got all these people donating, he's got all this money, he's gonna buy a brand new car. And then he goes, I wish the Midas touch brothers would fund my show that I wanna do. I only need two or three thousand dollars.

How do you not have that money, John? Okay, so do you remember when I talked to Stuttering John on the phone? Yes. One of the things he brought up was his idea to do that show. Yes. Was the Stuttering John show. And he made it sound like, and I'm just saying,

from my recollection, Michael Popack, my recollection is John telling me that he had people lining up to fund that and pay for it. I don't think that's true. Well, he's begging people. He's begging people to help him out. So he did this. And it's not true. He's begging people to help about. The most of these to this. So it was not happening. And he said, I believe his words to me, or if you only knew who wanted to fund me

to go and do more man on the street stuff, but like with Washington at a political sphere. Well, he threw that he thought CNN should hire him to do that. Yeah, I'm sure he's not happening. I think CNN should do that. Yeah, yeah. And now we say people are going to fund that,

it's not happening. I mean, not for nothing, John. You can get somebody to go there with the fucking camcorder. It's 2021. You do it with a fucking iPhone and walk up to these people and do this. You don't need like thousands of dollars in a camera crew. You just have to have to make it really good. John, there are funny comedians. One of them is named Ryan Long. He's been doing this for years with no funding and is built to fan base off of just walking up to people and asking them ridiculous questions. All you have to do is throw the DC.

This is not hard to do. One less Yankee game, just go to DC. Why does he think he needs two to three thousand dollars? That's also a ridiculous amount of money. If this was like an operation that he needed, tens of thousands of dollars would be needed. Right, if you were going to do it professionally, two to three thousand dollars is an insane low ball.

It's ridiculous. It's transportation. But the fact of the matter is you're not making it anything other than just something to make for the Stuttering John podcast. So you could probably do it for nothing if you have an iPhone. Wait a second, though, Vinny. We're saying that this guy has no money

and he needs money because why else would he say he can't afford two to three thousand dollars. But then he puts us in our place. I'm very, very excited to have her on. I thought she was, oh, this is funny. It starts off with he thought his guess was going to blow him off. Yeah. That's how it's secure. He is. And then he goes to New as Adred. I'm very, very excited to have her on. I thought she was blowing me off again. I'm like, oh, no, Nina, don't blow me off again, baby. But first, let me just do a little ad here. You got to pay the bills, which is how I got paid, which is how I get paid. But apparently, I'm broke. I put all my money in.

I got it so funny. I buy stock every single day, but I'm broke. What a weird flux that is, I buy stock every single day. Why? You could say you trade, but you buy stock every single day. What are you hoarding stock? That's weird. What a weird flux. You guys think I broke?

I buy stock every single day. You weren't far off of your dosch coin yeah fucking moron so he brings out this guest who blew him off last time right he mentioned that yep let's find out why she wasn't able to do the show last time hey oh I'm so sorry I didn't blow you off last time I'm so sorry and I'm so happy to give me another chance actually you have a great excuse. I did. I had a big family emergency, but she's doing okay. So, you know, it's that she's

93 and it's just, you know, you know how it goes if you've got an old parent. So yeah, he had a stroke. Her 93 own mother had a stroke. And John is she. I mean, guilt shifter. He had a stroke. Her 93 year old mother had a stroke. And John is shaming her. I'm a guilt shifter.

Guilt shifter around in the gate. She's listening to this before she comes on. Oh, I thought she was gonna pull me off again. What a nice lady. I think she goes out. She's like, hey, John, I'm really sorry about that. My 93 year old mother had a stroke. And that's why I wasn't able to do the show.

So, what do you think John does with this information? Makes jokes that are not good. No, makes it about him. Oh, okay. You know, I asked the Indian because I had two strokes. I had two small TIAs. I know how serious they are. And right now, these two fingers,

it's like they were shot with Nova Cane. I can't feel this out of my lips. I'm fortunate the women can and I can't feel the toes on my left foot. Right. That would be diabetes. Yeah, right. Well, John, holy shit, I didn't know that poor guy. Yeah, I know.

I hope you're okay, John. I know he's usually so healthy. It's shocking that he's in poor health like that. Is that explains why he like true sometimes because he can't feel his My pee. Yeah, but actually doesn't explain it. Yeah, I just thought that was so funny the first guy He gives her a guilt trip then she explains why she wasn't on the show I Who I know what that's alike being a 90-year-old woman who had a stroke? I told me know what that's like I had two strokes and I was on time for the show. I was only 20 minutes late with two strokes.

Did you see the Yankee game? All right. Now we got to get into the exciting part of the show. Alright, this is really the meat and potatoes and what we're talking about. The scum stream tomorrow on the main course. Oh, Patreon. That's right, Vinnie and myself and Croge will be doing a Patreon only scum stream bonus episode if you sign up for the creep off patreon that's right what's the URL for that Vinnie patreon.com backslash the creep off there you go or you could also just go to the creep off.com and click on

the link there's a link there in vote for Carl while you're there all right or fuck off so at the end of this episode where he talks to the poor woman who he may feel bad and his attorney who he may not go to a Yankee game He says wasn't good episode. This isn't an episode waiting into this part Nobody got booted today interesting Very interesting Kinky strings. Please write to me. Tell me if you can get back on now. I'm just curious. So you know John has this issue with YouTube, where people get booted off of his stream.

Yeah, because the guy hacked his stream. Well, John thinks he's figured out what's going on. It's very important that I find out this information. Because I just went into my YouTube account, there you go, Kinky Streets, there you go, Nicky B. Join this show. I went on my YouTube account, people. And I noticed that Kinky streets, Benny loco, Suzanne

Forseppy, Carlene Martin, among many others, were blocked. They were not blocked from me. They were not blocked from Nikki Bay. But who were they blocked from? Very interesting and saddening to me. Okay, sadder the word. Well, also, they were not blocked from me. It's not blocked by me. They were not blocked by me. It's very Saturday. It's very Saturday. They were not blocked from me. So he's going, now you were picking up on this

because what he's doing with the gestures, your spot on, he's fired off. So fingers are waving. Fingers are waving. He's figured it all out now. I got this all figured out Very interesting and saddening Oh god, so What did he figure out? All right? Let's we got a big I cannot wait here. I'll reveal going today

I cannot wait for his hypothesis. We got a slow reveal going today. I can't wait for his hypothesis. We got a slow reveal. Many were fucking blocked from my account. Many of the fans were blocked from my account. There is one change and only one change I made today. Only one. Jam Van D was and I made today. Only one. Jam Van D wasn't kicked out today. This is a sad day for me. Yep.

You hit the nail on her head, nurse M6. He's got it. I have been betrayed. I have been betrayed. Judas. Oh, he's been betrayed. Yeah, this is biblical shit, where let's make it. Judas in my body!

This is biblical shit. Oh, shit. So, who got the 30 pieces to silver? Let's keep going. So now I know why people are being blocked from my Patreon. Now I know why. Yes, I got hacked, Ziggy. I got hacked from within.

From within? Da-da-da! Don't bury sad days for me. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da I hate to say it. I went on my YouTube account and saw all the names blocked. Holy shit, Shatner has a better delivery than him. This is fucking ridiculous. It's maddening. I even tightened some of these clips up because there's so much space in between. It's like, I just get to it. So he ends this show.

He has been blocked. He has been hacked from within. He ends the show saying he's made one change. He made one change. He's been hacked from within. There's betrayal. He set all of these things and now he leaves it at that. Tuesday he comes on the air.

He has his buddy, major o'heda. Now, Hill Sparks had a cancel on him. So when sayszy has major oh hey Don now this is the guy let me remind you who's booked to go on bill mar and john's response was can you get me on why the fuck did they book you and when you go on there tell them about me because I want to go on there but for some reason this guy still associates with john so he comes out the show and guess what John was to talk to about? The betrayal.

So I don't know if you heard the drama that I went through. I don't know if you anybody told you. Did you hear anything? No, I just know that you've had some serious issues with social media with YouTube. Yes, but guess what? What's up? It turns out it was in YouTube at all the whole time. media with YouTube. Yes, but guess what? What's that? It turns out it wasn't YouTube at all the whole time.

It was one of my moderators. What were they doing? They were putting the show in child mode while the show was going on, which would immediately throw out 100 people. Then they would block some of my favorite people. And, you know, it's not day, it's he. Would block and block people that, you know, that are like big, you know,

donated and supporters of this show. Was he doing this on purpose or was he accidentally doing this? No, he was doing this on purpose? Or was he accidentally doing this? No, he was doing this on purpose because he's a right winger. Whoa. Whoa. He had a lot of the show who for I want to say over a year. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Who is dumping his audience? Really playing the log game and Why do they do it because he's a right wigger. He's tried to shut down John's free speech got to everybody's got somebody after A dope thing All right, he goes out and explains how he knows this

Yeah, the guy was sabotaging me. Yeah, and how I found out is you know know, one of the people that I always watch this show and a big dominator of both Hal and I, Benny Loco told me that she knew. And then, so, you know, I talked to her and I go, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, right? Before the show, I'm sad today, I am going to, you know, I'm going to, I'm, you know, I'm going to change my passwords. Spitt it out. So like, that's what I had to do. Yeah. And then as soon as I changed my

passwords, he couldn't get in. Nobody was booted. So John has decided because he changed his password, he knows exactly who this was. And we'll all find out with this clip. It's a despicable thing to do. Oh absolutely. I mean, how close are you out of this guy? Is he like live close to you or something? He's in Canada. Oh my god. It's Hockey Park. Hockey Park. Hockey Park. Hockey Park. Hockey Park. He did do it though, did he? No. Hockey, fuck, it's nothing to do with any of this. Hey, Hockey, fuck, if you're listening,

if you would like to be the new moderator for the Creep off page, just hit me up, buddy. It's a good job, man. I gotta give him that. Yeah, man, Hockey, fuck, come on over. So, come on over, come on over, hockey, come on over. Major O'Hana sums this up perfectly. That sounds like a GI Joe made up.

It does. Oh, Hana? Do you have the action figure I bet you do? I don't have a general O'Hana. If there was one, you would have it. I did recently get a major blood. Wish you got a fucking major blood clot. So, Major O'Hana has this summed up pervertly

just for the wrong person. I just, I'm sorry, go ahead. Yeah, it's a shame, man. Some people are just absolutely bitter, you know, that can't stand to see other people do well. Carl! What? I'm tearing you.

All right. So John goes on to say that he actually thinks it's funny that people goof on him and that their show's dedicated to goofing on him. You know John, the guy with the green sets of humor who refused to go on the creep off and goof on me with you. He had carte blanche to shit right on your table and also was offered money to do it. You know that guy. He goes out to say this.

I got fucking, I got shows dedicated to trashing me. It's like, you know, I mean, talk about getting a life. I mean, honestly, in the beginning, I would get mad now. I find it funny. Like, and I talked to Hal about it and like, hey, let them do it all they want. They're only promoting you Yeah, right. I just always had a good sense of humor about you. It's the beginning. Yeah, it's like it's great

The more he will talk about me the better and I'm suing serious XM because they have beyond and I want to sue Contorted joke once and He goes out to talk about Sue happy is I've already Oh, this is about hockey puck. I've already looked into it I can sue them on the fuck because I would because he would be you know people on patron who know who I you know I got I got a lot of smart people They it is a crime what he was doing So he's ready to sue this guy and major on hit.

I was like, yeah, fucking totally. You should definitely do that. We'd back in my day, we'd drag him out of the barracks and we'd beat him with a phone book. This guy did four years in Afghanistan. He's not fucking around. Yeah. We'd disorderly discharge hockey puck.

So John, once again, wants our sympathy. And he finds the best way to do it. My own mother would get booted. Now that takes, that takes a real kind of horrible person. You know what I mean? When you know that it's affecting my mother, who is an eight-four year old woman sitting at home? You know, you know, you know in the big house in a big house and Enjoys the enjoys this show this is enjoyment for her My poor mother was getting booted from my show, you know sitting at home to giant mansion first off Let me make a point there and somebody did block your mother, John. Yeah, they were doing your mother The same reason why Sonny Corleone had a closed casket. She doesn't need to see this

They're massacre my boy Perfect so Vinnie what I'm gonna ask you a question You're gonna know the answer When John found out that he had been betrayed by his buddy hockey puck. What do you think he did? Had a course light and I went to the pub I mean I and I got home and I and I hit the sauce man. I was I was just really that devastated Whoa, he was so devastated. He got drunk that night. He must have devastated a lot.

Could you imagine being his neighbors and listening to him whaling, screaming, hockey pop pop pop pop. Oh, fucking night. Just throwing cardboard boxes around. Oh my god. The roaches are like, Jesus Christ, you play it down. That was my home you asshole put that down So you would imagine

Major hate is like losing interest in this conversation because it's not about him at all You think he's the guy guess this one Bill marms give it And by the way, don't build Marta had me on the show Bill rates I was betrayed Bell But I know who did it. Okay, John. So I want you to key in on this next clip. Just listen to how I watch the video. So I'm watching this guy just lose interest. He's like, he filled in the last minute rail sparks. This guy was not planning on being on John show. And then he just gets accosted by John and it's nothing but could you believe

this betrayal? He played a lot for like 20 minutes. And he's just like, okay. I got some Jackalone who's, you know, like I think, you know, send to me a season to assist when I haven't mentioned the Jackalone, like in like a year. It's talking about Heather D're dopey by the way. Yeah. And I never do but because some of these people call with phony numbers, this jackaloon only assumes it's me. It's just it's amazing to me. I mean just a amount of time that people spend into this guy. I mean, just a amount of time that people spend into this guy all he did during that clip is go yeah

so John makes up the dumbest words the Jacqueline Jacqueline you know like that one Doe toh, he's a fucking boasty. Well, you do like you do like hot Carla though. Oh I think so okay he at least came up Karla. I don't know about the hot one. I just like the hot, k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k You know, that's how this is how I know your relationship is really good because he can still surprise you That I was also orgasm A Nikki B my other moderator was literally in tears. I mean tears. I mean because of laughing You know of how because she was this guy's good friend. She thought as well Yeah, and I mean, I mean she literally, she cried for like two straight days.

Like the fucking virgin mother at the fucking tube of Jesus. How could you betray our John? Nikki B is a cancer survivor and she's crying about hockey puck. And this is what I mean. Like these people who enjoy John's show and there's, I think one of them is actually in our Discord right now. Hey, what's up Ryan? These people are unstable. They're fucking mental patients. Correct. What are you doing with your life? You're watching Stuntlery John show for enjoyment? Mr. Poe Pock, that was Carl who said that. If you're gonna have a class action suit of all 30, oh, uh, Mr. Poe-Pac, that was Carl who said that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He accused YouTube many, many times of kicking off his followers on purpose because he was telling the truth to tell it like it is if YouTube couldn't take it. So then John explained how much time he wasted.

And I made a big fuss thinking it was YouTube. I spent hours, hours, Richard on YouTube chat rooms, talking, trying to get help from them, hours. on YouTube chat rooms, talking, trying to get help from them. Hours, sometimes at least five to six hours. Yeah. And all this time, that guy knew that it had nothing to do with YouTube. Yeah, sad. You know, John, you could have listened to my show when I explained you the very first time you said it was YouTube, that it wasn't YouTube that you were hacked. And then someone else was doing that, doing you know, because they thought it was silly.

Because they thought it was hilarious. And the way this is played out I got to agree like Sorry hockey park. I thought this is fucking fucking funny fucking long long game. It's beautiful This new totally hook line and sinker and poor hockey park is just sitting in canagoid What did I do? That wouldn't I do but what have I done? Yes, right.

Yes. What if I dedicated my life to you to this simple tip? Well, this is why he turned on him right here. But again, he was a right-winger, and you know, and some people had warned me about him. He's a right-winger. He probably hates this content. Everybody hates your content. Don't use that as the excuse. Just make the help and say thank you. Everyone

hates your content. He's a Canadian right-winger. I know. I don't think that's true, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I can't imagine that he was modding for this guy for all that time. As a right winger. It just seems off, but who knows. Maybe someday we'll find out the truth. Who knows? Um, let's keep going with this, Betty. I fucking, it's wrong. It's amazing, isn't it? I'm telling you, it's John in content like this all the time. He'd be up there with Rogan and Opie is like my biggest pot of hatred again I think that's right you are a Patriotie. I used to be used to be yep I'm before you tried to play the long game you weren't even close to what this other gentleman

I just fucking well So he's talked to this guy who comes on the show who has his own agenda and things to talk about. John makes it all about him and then realizes 30 minutes in that oh we should be talking about what you want to talk about. But now let's get in because I only have you for another freaking 25 minutes and then after that I have Claude Taylor speaking of great guests. This guy is just like 25 more minutes.

What? Yeah, right. Wait, 25 minutes? I think we're good, right? Yeah, again, it was really fucked up with that guy. I gotta listen. I gotta go. John, I don't.

And then John's still talking about the haters, even though he's got a guest on his, you be interviewing. Isn't it odd? Like, you know what? I get, like, you know, I'll get these haters. Oh, John just begs for super chats. First of all, I don't beg for super chats. You know, if somebody wants to donate, you know, good on you. Well, technically did phrase that as a question. So I guess

that isn't an interview. He's not finding on. Don't you find it on that people think I'm a loser? That's a question. That's fun. I've literally played clips of John going, didn't get any super chats today. What's going on guys? What's that forget the super chats?

And he's like, I don't beg for super chats. People just want to give me money. Who, me? It's a liar. He's such a liar. So at the very end of the interview, listen to this interaction. John gets blown off by this guy

and he's polite about it. He's lucky he doesn't fucking order a drone strike. I... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha two minutes to believe casually. Remember John lives in an apartment cop like that. Right. He can't really single him out. But yeah, listen, this is hilarious. Okay. Listen, I'm coming to New York in June. If you happen, June 18th, the June 30th, it's not that far if you want to, you know, if you want to come and, you know, you know, you know, you know, have a beer in New York. I'd love it, brother.

I'd love it, man. Keep me up on when you go on, brother. All right, pal. He just said he's either June 18th or June 30th. If you want to meet up with me, he goes, all right, well, let me know when you're gonna be there. That's pulling him off. Correct.

Now, do you know where this person lives? I'm guessing from the sound of his voice Arkansas. Somewhere like that. John's like, hey dude, I'm gonna be in New York City if you wanna meet up. This guy doesn't West Virginia. He goes, it's not that far. It's not that far.

It's West Virginia. It's a thing. I mean, if he was going to Pittsburgh, I could see it, but... I think I was like, I could see it, but... The guy's like, I'm not gonna grab a beer with you in New York City. I live in West Virginia, you moron. Let me just catch a fucking flight with three layovers. I don't know if they grab a beer with you.

He's so stupid. That is so... That really just got me. I'm sorry. I mean, if he was like a new jersey or- Right. Oh, you're at home, Bokin. I'll be in the city.

Come on over the bridge. It's not a trade ride. It's not- it's not happening in a subway. Let's just put it that way. So you're telling me this guy doesn't live in Long Island. Correct. Okay. So then, later out of this episode, our buddy Merch from Revenge of the Sys is in there.

Oh really? He's throwing him. He's giving him super chats to read his questions. So this is coming in from Merch. It's my account and you can click the link that's in the bio and you can... Oh, this is after his next guest. He's a Borgfuck. Yeah, he sounds the thrull. Yeah. It's in the bio and you can go. Oh, this is after his neck's cast. He's a Borg Fats. Yeah, he sounds throwing.

Yeah, it's just the guy he actually does interview. Yes, this is the guy he comes down and actually talks to him. It's my account and you can click the link that's in the bio and you can help us get there. Well, night wave radio, thanks for the $5. He said, wow, this dude is so cool. Such an interesting yarn. He spins. Okay. So all right. Well done so far. Merchus goofy got him. John doesn't realize that he's a troll. So typical of Merch. He

asked you kick it up a little bit. I'm not doxing any. Oh, hold on, I got to get to this sequential order. I apologize. We're going to hear from Merch again. Okay. Okay. But because certain things happen between this and that. Okay, let's go in order. This is John talking about how

he's got a lot of trolls going on the show today. But it's not his fault. Okay. I understand that we're getting a lot of trolls today. And I think the reason is that Hal didn't do his stream today. And since he's not on, we're getting a lot of the trolls that go on his site. Okay, so here's what I imagine is happening right now.

Well, this is going on. Yeah. Hockey puck is it like one of those little ice trail shanties that they have for like ice fishing up in Canada. Yeah. Listening to this on a laptop. Screaming drug. I could have stopped the sun.

Ha ha ha. Oh, baby and goat. Sput me and cuck's gonna leave me up here to die in Canada. I just imagine he's fucking throwing fists in the air. He's very upset. Did you hear the rationale? He goes, we have a lot of trolls today, but it's only because Hells Parks isn't doing his show.

So all the trolls, the troll Hells Parks, I'm like, I guess we gotta go over to celebrate John's show. It's not that you don't have someone moderating it. It's not that people fucking troll you because it's hilarious. And it's a lot of fun. I don't even think Hellsparcs has trolls. I don't know. I don't watch this show But at any time that I have popped in on there. I can't stand up to troll house sparks. I Not me You don't even do a segment on that. That's how not interesting. I tried to I'm like I got a goof on Hellsparcs

I watch it show me there's nothing to even talk about. It's nothing going on. Yeah, it's so boring There's nothing to even talk about. There's nothing going on. Yeah, it's so boring. All right, but the super nates, but how many trolls are there, though, Vinnie? He just said there were a lot of trolls, but how many actually are there? Well, there's only so many losers to go around.

So, you know, there's probably like the same 10 guys who changed their name a billion times, you know, because they got nothing else to do. This is the OP defense, so a to do. This is the OP defense. So a billion trolls. This is the OP defense. I know it seems like there's hundreds of people goofing at me, but it's the same 10 guys who just create all these accounts to make it look like.

And by the way, the projecting here is very important because we know that John creates sack accounts. We know this for a fact, right? And the fact that he thinks that way, like, oh, well, if I was gonna troll someone, I might create a whole bunch of accounts and troll them. It's like, well, not everybody thinks that way. Right.

Most people are normal. People just legitimately don't like you and say mean things. Yes! Or get you to say ridiculous shit. See, John, just think of the internet. Right. That's what it was created for.

The people who made it apologize. Like, I said, I'm sorry for creating this. All right, let's get back to Hockey puck. So after John has his two guests on the show, he gets back to Hockey puck and he explains why it had to have been him that was the problem. Of course. And blocking Patreon members. That's another thing I didn't tell you. He was actually he had my Patreon password. And you know, now again, you know, I'm just alleging because you have no maybe somebody else was able to figure out my password, which would be incredibly hard because two Zanas to get a cash words are not easy.

Someone wrote in the chat his password is coarse. I was watching this and I was like, that's pretty fucking funny. There were a lot of trolls that day. So listen, what are the odds that his YouTube and Patreon password were both the same? 100%. Somewhere the run, I mean it might be 99.9, but it's 100%.

You see, I just asked that as a question. I interviewed you. Well, I just think that's so funny that never once did he say maybe it wasn't hockey puck. This is the first time he's like, and as I said, maybe it wasn't him, but who else would guess my password? John, that's not the only way people get passwords. You don't have to just guess at it. There are other ways to hack your computer and your information. So then John goes on to what he does best, threaten Hockey Park.

What he's doing is downright illegal. And you know what, I know his address. He's got two kids. Oh, here we go again. I mean, you know, I know his phone number, I know everything. Why did he say he's got two kids? I am talking about your kids. Amazing.

What a fucking crazy. And then after that, he goes, he goes, oh, well, let's see what your next move is. Cause I'm not planning on doing anything, but let's see what your next move is. Cause I'm not planning on doing anything, but let's see what your next move is. Basically saying, don't go on other people's shows and tell them all this shit you know about me. It's basically what he was saying after that.

Cause he's afraid. John's afraid, this bridge has been burned, he's betrayed. And now this guy that he's shared so much personal information with is disconnected from the show. So, John, you painted yourself in a corner here and now you're trying to tough talk your way out.

Oh yeah, that's what he always does. This is his MO. This is what he always does. I know where you live. You got two kids. I take for something bad to happen to them. What the hell? He didn't say that.

He didn't say that, but why would you bring up his two kids? Why would you bring up that's threatening tough guy, Doc? So what he's trying to do is- He's watched The Prattles. I've watched The Prattles. I get it. He's trying to say you can't afford a lawsuit. You got two kids. That's what he's trying to do. Okay. Thanks for playing Devil's Advocate.

So, John, of course, is- W-T-A-T. Ready to sue everybody. Contrary to trolls belief I had plenty of money, and I'll gladly pay an attorney to sue anybody. Contrary to Bobby Bleefe, I can just sue everyone. Well, Chad, here's the thing. Don't you say you're going to,

don't we understand that you'll say, what we understand is that you will say you are going to sue everyone. We're still waiting to see you sue Eddie Woodbutt serious like Sam. That's which by the way the attorney took as a pro bono case. Well exactly. We know that for a fact. So he's going to be a bloody guy.

He got one guy. I should mention Michael pop pop pop. That's a podcast. He wants to be famous. He's trying to get notoriety out of this. That's why he knows the suing serious exam. We'll get his name out there. That's why John likes it too. That's why he knows the suing series XM. We'll get his name out there. John, that's why John likes it too.

But that's why he's doing a pro bono. John can't go around suing everybody. He has no money. I mean, he might not have a lot of money. I don't know. What do I know? I'm just a dumb guy at his basement, through the podcast.

That is 100% accurate. With that into Twitter followers. So then Mersh comes up because he just heard this guy go, you got two kids. I know your address. So Mersh puts a comment in. I'm not doxing anyway. Anybody, and I wave radio. That's not why I mentioned it. See, that's not doxing. I'm just saying that I, you know, that I could send them the, you know, you know, I could sue them because I know where he lives. But, you know, it doesn't even matter. I'm not even, it doesn't,

I'm not talking to anybody. So, props and merch would be like, dude, what are you doing here in a docs? This guy's, no, no, I wasn't threatening that. I was, I was just saying, I was just saying that, I could, I could sue him. And then, merch hits him with this one. So it's a $2 super chat.

So John's excited about it. And then he reads it, then he realizes that, oh shit, this guy's a troll. Thank you, Nightwave. Radio for the two bucks. You can't even pay your gas bill. Yeah, okay. See, this is what I mean, people.

Now, that's a lie. If he went on a show and said that, then I could sue him because that's a lie. We just said that. I was just on ROTC. And we just said that. I'm that Joe. He's like, if you said that,

I don't pay my gas bill, I could sue you. Jen, I gotta tell you, Bonnie, that's not how this works at all. No, this is not. It's not even close. I don't understand what he thinks that this not how this works at all. No, this is not. It's not even close. I don't understand why he thinks that this threat of, if you lie about me, I will sue you,

is ever going to work. It's only making things worse for him. And meanwhile, he's getting the advice from everybody. Ignore them, it doesn't matter. At least they're talking about you. I don't know why you're worried about it. I'm not worried about it. You said I can't be my guest, Bill. I will sue you. I don't know why you're worried about it. I'm not not worried about it. You said I can't be my guest bill. I will sue you.

What? You're an insane person. So you bought all this t-shirts because you had two for a consequence. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna be mailing them out very soon. And do you remember one of them says his catchphrase? Hero of the stupid and he explains that even though that was his nickname it's not because he's stupid, Betty. So I'm I am gonna end this early today. Hold on, sidekick get a team and oh, oh, look, look, I know the troll. I don't care. Let's see what this one says. You know, they hear the stupid. It makes no sense when when super people are in kind to you.

Okay, okay, you know, I'm gonna like entertain this just because it's like I enjoy it. But just so everybody knows the reason why I got the nickname hero of the stupid had nothing to do with my intelligence. It was because jealous Robin Quivers and I were walking down a Manhattan street on the way to lunch. And all the blue collar workers were all like Stuttering John, Stuttering John. Oh, it's because he's popular with dummies. Right. He's just called blue collar workers and he is.

Right. Good move. And I find it very hard to believe that they weren't all screaming robins tits yes they're cat-calling robin yes the construction workers that's what they do like one of them like stuttery judge goes oh look judge you're the hero of the stupid I can see her yeah saying that but I imagine Robin Quivers would always get more attention than you so the guy who super-chanted him and said, where's Vince McMahon going?

Chocolate titties. All right, we need to make you proud of Ross like, when it wasn't necessary at all. So the guy who just super-chanted was like, you know, they shouldn't call you the hero of the stupid, but he's a fan, he's not a troll, but John thinks he's a troll because he doesn't understand the question.

So then the guy comes back, he goes, no, no, no, I'm not a troll and John doesn't believe him. And so he reads this super chat as if the guy was a troll and has the wrong inflection on it. See, you know, this guy is really a troll. So I can't entertain him, and that was a compliment. I think you're the greatest of your political commentary as first class. Uh, you know, Justin, he's like, let's see what this guy's going to say. I think you're great. Okay. I think you're, I think you're

really good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What if I get a bar? Now, the You do okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I want to fucking more Now the question here Vinnie yeah the important question because we listen to Saturday show When you explain how rich he is he's gonna buy a new car a lot of big talk today. I'm Monday a lot of big talk this show is Tuesday So somebody asked the question to get a new car. What's up? Maybe leaves fans you get a new car? What's up? Maple Leafs fans, did you get the new car suffering, John? Uh, uh, that's interesting. Hey, Fudge Cycle 2021 is here. Hey, thanks for all those paypal donations, dude.

I don't get you, because you trash me. And then you don't need, you don't need it over 500 bucks to me on paypal. So I don't get, I don't need it over 500 bucks to me on PayPal. So I don't get, I don't get why I don't get your, no, I don't get your end game, but hey, I'll take the money. I don't care if you trash me in social media. He really doesn't bother me.

Oh, about the new car. So, you know, and then I'm going to end with this story and then I'll go, but I, um, I actually went to, uh, get a Mazda Miad yesterday. Okay. I took it for a test drive. The car is super fast but you know it it was just too small inside. It's like I was getting freaked and claustrophobic. It's a sports car. Did you think it would be a roomy? It's a sports car. Did you think it would be roomy? It's a sports car for ladies. Dating ladies not fat fox. Correct. I don't think I'd buy one. Also, I want to point out, oh, I'm the chat with this is happening because it goes beyond as a gay. And John goes, that is not a good word to use. I learned on the tonight show.

He literally told the story. There was a gay guy in the night show, and John comes up and gay in the night show and explain to him why that's not a cool thing to say. Joe learned on the tonight show in the 2000s. Like this wasn't new to anybody in the 2000s that it's inappropriate to call. I guess he was in a guest on the show that talked to him.

I guess it was HR. I had to explain the show. You to him. I guess it was HR You know The guest what it was like what the fuck is this guy doing? And that HR came and found to later was like John you can't do that. Well, that is a very Interesting lesson. You don't think Sean Hayes was a gas and he's like well, that's fucking gay I was trying to remember the guy's name It's a fun one by the way also with that club. He gets to straightaway fun to go gas and he's like, well, that's fucking gay. I was trying to remember the guy's name. I'm shot at his. That's a fun one. By the way, also, with that clip,

we get to straight into my funsicle again. And he says, this guy just keeps donating to me. Remember. So flexion, and all he did there, and listen, I'm just gonna throw something out here. It was a weird deflection that maybe gave him a little time to think about his answer. Good point.

That's a good point. He goes, physical,y-Cole, man, you just, I know that you're trashing me, but you just keep giving me money over $500. If you remember the clip that I played early from the Saturday show, he goes, Fudgey-Cole,

you haven't donated in so long. It was nice to have you back again. It's like, got two different stories. I want to go ahead with this Fudgey-Cole game. Yeah, I told you. I think he's making it up. I think he's making it up.

I don't think anyone's giving me $100 on PayPal Because that would be a waste of fucking money. Well, that is a lie-bloss So then he explains no like that slander. Sorry. That is slander. I like slime wasn't funny here So then he explains how he's gonna buy the car as much as I love them, you know I'm gonna change it up this time. I'm thinking about getting a Camaro I love them, you know, I'm gonna change it up this time. I'm thinking about getting a Camaro, or a Audi or an Infinity. And, you know, I'm gonna buy it outright. So I don't even, you know,

it's, you know, I'm not doing any of these leases or anything else. He's gonna buy it outright, Vitty. He went from, I spent $800 on Yankee stick. Isn't that amazing? That's how, he fucking cashed in a lot of empty's, Carl. Well, I wonder if like a pension came in or something because now he's talking about like buying

a $500,000 car outright, which is odd because when we offer him a $1,000 to do your show, he counted off with, I'll do it for $2,150. Yeah. And now we could buy an Audi outright. Does that make any fucking sense? No. This guy must have, cause I know he sees much of me as he has got two pensions.

He just turned 55. Is he eligible? Like, what's going on? It might be. Maybe, cause he's fucking real brain adotions about his money right now. And it's so weird that he was like, frankly, for like a better term,

begging so hard for so like long before if he knew the pensions were coming in. While he was living just too. It was not going well for him. I have a few more clips to put. I know we're going on way too long with Stuttering John. Are we? I apologize for that. I don't think you owe anybody an apology. Okay, good. Because I know that when you're done talking about Stuttering John, I'm going to get back to my talk about double or nothing this weekend. Okay, good. I'm looking forward to that. I'll turn off the mics before that happens. Don't worry, guys. All right. This is him from Saturday going off on trolls. So, John, once again, can't

tell who the trolls are and who are his fans already makes a mistake. Look at Texas Yankee here. You call me troll less Show when I said I couldn't super chat last week. Yeah Yeah, because everybody else was super chat in Texas Yankee 33 Everybody else was super chat, so I thought you were a troll why because I get trolls So he's angry at this guy who's not a choice I'll give him a name you try to give me buddy that complain when you can't give me buddy It's still a lot of give me money that complain when you can't give me money. It's still a lot of give me money Don't you understand? Don't you understand that I do have trolls?

So hell sparks went on his show and explain that John's condo is filthy And John responds to us and then I get that people send the meat as clip of house sparks trash in my condo. Now I love House sparks. I'm not saying anything bad, but I was like, now granted he came over when I just moved all my, all the boxes from my ex-wife houses and my ex-wife's house and, and, and, and, and, I moved all the boxes from Royce and Garage, which is where those cockroaches came from. I know it was a fact.

I've never seen a cockroach here before a ref. Oh, again with the cockroaches. This guy talks about cockroaches more than I dress up as one. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. But how funny is this? And he goes, hell sparks as my place is garbage,

but he just came over the wrong day. It's usually amazing. But usually my house is not filled with trash everywhere. So somebody posted that video in our subreddit, and I'm asking the discord, because I wasn't able to clip this. If anyone has a link to that video of Hellsparcs talking shit about Senator H. John's apartment,

I want to play that right here. And you guys are the best curls club foot coming through. And except stuttering John, no one needs to be in his apartment, even him. John, you need to move. You got to get out of there, dude. Take your cats and just throw a match

behind you. You're, I understand bachelor living, but this is ridiculous. Seriously. I mean it felt like hoarders. Quit it. He's not trying to be funny there. That's a very serious Hells-Barks telling John that is playing this disgusting and John takes offense to this. But yeah, that was trash in my place And I don't know, I'm not gonna say anything bad, but it was weird. I mean, I know in this place outright,

I mean, Google how much it's worth, might be 3.43, I'm just gonna say, still, I mean, there's a lot of families here and how told me I should just light a match. Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't wanna kill all the kids that live in this development, sorry. Now I'm back in a lot of matches because we're a little messy. Oh

Winter old job. I was about to say literal. Oh Yo, hellsbox.dex. I should burn the place down, but I have neighbors Well, the point is the place is garbage It should be set up fire as you can get 340 fucking sell. Yes Say yes, that's the point, John and throw an a Marshall cap to take the cats Maybe leave them so John have a happy life so John talks about how he is OCD you think stern What his wife would take his cats? Oh? for sure

I think so because that's what they take in it the cats that have like been neglected and aren't being taken care of well like been neglected and aren't being taken care of well. That is like a slid. How dare you sir. This is snowball a very well fed and taken care of as you can tell by all the piles of cat turns all over my apartment. Vity I can do this all day. I can too. I've ever been this.

Just keep set of the Tiffany Feast and pictures. We'll keep going. We'll keep going all day, everybody. All right, so I got nothing to do today. John explains he has OCD. And people are like, well, wait a second. If you were OCD, wouldn't you be like really clean and meticulous?

I guess in that one, OCD is. And John explains that there's two different types of OCD. This is one of, all right, I said the hockey box, that was the bus, this is maybe the basketball. Okay. I had an argument with the date of mine, the date. Oh, yeah, I'll give you the night. I'll give you the night.

I'll give you the date of his, the other day. So this is already after a great start, a date of his. I'm assuming she came back to his apartment, okay? Listen to this. I had an argument with the date of my, the date, a date the other night. She's like, you're not OCD, OCD people are all neat. I'm like, really?

You know what? If the guy went through 20 years of psychologists, I know, and if they even get in a brain scan to show the OCD going on in my front the lobe. Yeah, now if the being on every kind of medication known to man, don't you don't know what you're talking about. OCD comes in two different ways. Slabs and neat people, both extremes. There's a rarely in the middle OCD. I happen to be the slob.

Albeit a clean slob, as my mom will tell you. I shower sometimes twice a day. I still shower every day. Am I my mom? Ask my mom. I'm a 55-year-old I'm off in a shower. What? The doctor did a prank scan. There was a prank scan for OCD. I did a prank scan and said I was a slop.

I can't believe you just said that. There's two types of retards. The slops. I'm the slop. I can't believe. The doctor said I was an beast complete douchebag. I can't believe he said that. But ask my mom.

She'll tell you I am an oblivious cockroach dad. All right, so my third favorite thing that happened is that I just Christ Recently, oh my god So this is happening to him He had to scare his brain curl I got some point they had to scare his brain dude To prove that he's OCD now would talk it Way to go Alex

He's like, how do you not know I'm OCD? Why just because I live in a pigstight That means I'm not OCD. Yes It doesn't mean you're not OCD. It's never seen an episode of Horders With your problem and successive compulsive disorder. I never seen it. I need to put this trash bag over in this corner I need to pile up this garbage in this corner. Ah, no. That was perfect. No, in the southern part of the house is where I keep the animal skeleton.

Ha ha ha. I'd only leave kitten feces in this area of the carpets. If it gets over there, it freaks me out. No, don't you damn move those dirty dishes. That's why what that's supposed to be. There's none of them can't pee on this plate. I'm not gonna eat this. I sometimes shower twice a day, son.

He literally, he had grown mad just going, I take one shower twice a day. Good, John. You want to cook him, motherfucker? Holy shit. This guy might never get laid again. I mean, did you see the video of his screen falling down? No, that's my next point. Good. Okay, so John had another incident with his green screen and somebody captured it, put it up on our sub right. Well, there's a video floating

around of someone reacting to this video, which is very funny because like I just laughing maniacally. And this is from the Anthony Kumya show. Anthony and Chrissy Mayer are watching this video of John's green screen falling down. So you can't see it, which it is hilarious, but it's also funny just to hear their reaction. This is so funny. You know, the great stuttering John of course, you, you talked about how he dabbled in comedy. Yeah, you can't not say that to him. Yeah. And who are these podcasts? We're talking about stuttering John and Opie and how Opie just babbles incessantly. And they're like, oh, they should team up and

do the babble and dabble show. I shud them. The dabble and dabble. That's great. Yeah. A babble or an adabble or this is funny. It's starting to drive. He does his podcast, you know, uh, and they've constantly goofed. Who are they podcasts on John and where he lives and where he does his podcast from? They haven't dressed as giant cockroach.

They haven't giant cockroach coming in. Yeah. And shit, because he was talking about how he's as giant cockroach. They haven't giant cockroach coming in. Oh, God, yeah. And shit, because he was talking about how he's apartment as cockroaches. But he puts up a green screen with a city skate behind him. It's a little close in this. You don't quite see the window frames and stuff as buildings that are closer behind them.

Well, this thing falls down. I don't understand. Like, doesn't he tape his shows? Wouldn't you cut this out? Unless he wants it in, which I can almost appreciate. Because if he found this funny and thought, no, leave that in, people will find it funny, then I could appreciate it. Like, I think that's a funny thing to do. But his thing falls down and his apartment's in the background and it's just a bomb in a bowl. Oh, we got a haircut. It's not frozen.

Oh, it's a free-wee. Oh, my God, this is so good. What a dope. I don't know who that is in the background. Oh, my God, I'm a city's back. Oh, Christ. It's not even it. So we just explain this. At this part of the video, the city's back. Oh Christ. He's not even in it. So let me just explain this.

At this part of the video, John has turned around. You see his ass in the camera. He's trying to like pick up his green screen. And he's struggling with it. And it's coming up a little bit. And what's funny about is obviously you don't see a green screen. You see his background, like the cityscape background.

Yeah. Just like coming up over all the fucking boxes and posters and bullshit that's in a shitty apartment And it's one of the funniest things you can you could possibly watch good background Was this live I guess so I Your city's back baby Stuttering John live from the one rule. Oh, that's horrible A lot of calamities going on

Whoever this is laughing so funny and then look It's not even all the way. I'll be handling it. This is Democrat and it's a shit song. Republicans are saying maybe he keeps saying because they go, maybe I'll get some donations for a new green screen. Love how he's winded just from. He's a cereal backdrop.

Huffing and puffing over here. Breaking a sweat. Oh, God, that's so funny. That's so funny. He's just, oh, dude, you're just, I was just just shit all. He has a poster of a peace sign. A peace sign, a martial lamp, and a bucket. Oh, my God. I loved that when I first saw it.

I'm laughing my goddamn balls off. Brilliant observation. How windy he was he was picking up his green screen Cash to just like a tower of course like Yeah, shouldn't have been that heavy. Oh, if you ever put a picture of Stuttering John's face next to that angel Tiffany These and again, I will fight you you gotta stop rationing this card that age altifity piece that again, I will fight you. You got to stop rationing this card. I'm sorry. I'm very confusing for people.

So Anthony Kumia was, uh, was Chad. He actually mentioned you really on the Anthony Kumia show. I don't know if he did or not. And, uh, just this past Monday, I have the clip. Okay. We can pause it at any time. It's a little bit longer. But Ann starts off his show on Monday, talking about what he's been up to over the weekend. All right. And he's chucking out the little who are these

podcasts. Speaking of that guy, Greg Opie Hughes, the latest installment of who are these podcasts. Oh my God. Carl has done it again. He he brought, um, Will Nunean for this episode. And, uh, quite literally the actual OP show is more goofy than when Will Nunean does his brother, man, brother, man. And they're talking about it going like, like it it's like, I hope we saw Will do it and said, I have to do a parody of Will doing a parody of me. It's so fucking funny.

Who are these podcasts? Go on there and it's a check out, check out the show. They also review the Sarah Silverman show this on this episode. And it's great. They just put it so funny because they're like, yes, she was a comic, right? Podcasts all fun. Fun. It's that. And then they hit a clip. And it's like, Sarah, I have cancer. And then they'll cut the clip. And you hear one of them just go like, yeah, whoop party. It's so fucking depressing. The Sarah Silverman show is so fucking depressing.

But who are these podcasts have kind of taken the basic, not taken, who rovin uh the basic idea of a joktober where we would dissect a show uh and just really taking it to another level man. Oh my god. I said it's a Patrick Michael. Uh why? I thought you wanted him to continue to podcast. He would do 17 episodes on that line alone. Uh uh Carl is very talented. The car was very talented. He's a very talented broadcaster. Like very, he's very good at what he does. And he's self-deprecating, which is kind of funny, because I don't think he wants to seem like,

he's, oh, I'm so good at doing podcasting, I'm gonna tell you what sucks. No, he'll tell you what he sucks at and stuff. But when you're listening to the likes of a Sarah Silverman, and then, uh, oh, God, I can't remember his name. He was on, uh, he was on with him also. It wasn't will, but another guy, sorry, shit. Uh, if you could find his name on the last episode, uh, they were talking about, you know, having to listen to Sarah Silverman's podcast because they have to listen to these things. I know because Missy did one about Stuttering John's show podcast because they have to listen to these things. I know because

Missy did one about Stuttering John's show and I had to listen to an entire Stuttering John show and it was fucking the most work I've ever done. It was. Paulino. What's that? Vinnie Paulino. Might have been. He had like a nickname. But what happens? He's like, oh, I really such a Put your name got mentioned see got that all right. This is great. They're talking about Crojia if Anthony does hear this. I love him so much. He's apparently listening right now, so we'll keep it out of the DL He says sorry, but he So this is um one of the jokes that Crosha had.

That was very funny. But he goes, he says something like, I can't, this is so fun. I can't wait to never listen to Sarah Silverman again. It's like, that's a funny way to put it. Yep, that is Crosha. I love him. I mean, in the description, it says Crosha and Vity Paulino join us this week at Garrett's, like, I don't know, Vity, I'm not gonna guess at another one.

All right, the last thing I'm gonna play is Anthony talking about his observations that we made about Opie's voice and how ridiculous it's gotten. Opie's getting worse with the voice thing too. He does that. What are you talking about? I don't know, there, there, there, there tell me I can't fucking you. What are you? Like this whiny high pitch thing that he's doing. That is unbearable. Like the material alone is unbearable. But then that

just gets like, with this very high pitch voice. I don't know what that is, but whenever, you know, we made each other rich, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? I don't scream, Cholly Wads, I wanna sit over here, count my buddy. Look at, there's at least 87 people on Facebook live

who are very excited about that until they have to drop their kids off. That's very exciting for them. Holy shit Vinnie, what a fucking marathon. I had a fun time with you. I was not expecting this to go this like today when I messaged you. I messaged Vinnie this morning. Yeah, I was like more time with the basement, but I actually had a good time today.

I know, right? Yeah. Actually, fucking, I have one more clip I'll play it for you. So, Stuttering John is teasing who's's gonna be his guest on beer on the balcony Now you're familiar with beer on the balcony very much. He always has a comedian on there and then that comedian gets rewarded with 17 people viewing them for an hour of their time, which is always great So he says oh, we got this great guest coming up. You're gonna love her.

She was in this video. He plays a video of her doing the cinnamon challenge. I'm not sure I know what the cinnamon challenge is. The cinnamon challenge hasn't been popular in 16 years, possibly 17 years. Okay. When I worked at e-bombs world, this was a big deal. You would try to swallow cinnamon, and you can't.

Right. You can't do it. Doesn't it like kill you? Oh, hello. All right, I gotta move this part of the... You can't swallow a big pile of cinnamon. It doesn't work. Shut up, Carl.

I'm busy. I'm looking at this picture. So John plays this woman's video, at the end of it immediately has no confidence that it was a funny video or that it would get anybody excited about this guest. So that is my beer on the balcony. Guess if you didn't like it, you didn't like it, but 57 million. Grammarly helps you work more efficient. 57 million people with.

So she blows out as a comedian so also we hit a random thing there I had to add start playing but how funny is that he goes out and there is like Well, you know if you didn't like it, but it's got 54 million views. So it must be great So come on on the show. Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun And it's not like she's telling jokes or you're like oh, I gotta see what she has to say No, she tries to swallow cinnamon and then coughs it all up over the place. Yeah, is she gonna do that on his show? I hope not like what the fuck is he gonna talk to unless he's standing in front of her I hope not because that would be funny if he his face just became black face with cinnamon because he's coughing at home

His face is in black face because of the dust in his apartment He looks like a fucking British orphan That'll erase us up just hosting me. I just got the black Holy shit Vinnie Paulino, thank you so much for coming over the creep off is where you can find Vinnie and also comedy at the Carlson cast since comedy is back Baby, yeah, man. We got we got Stavvy coming into town. I've heard. Is he going to do your show as far as I know?

Oh, that's awesome. Would you like to come on and be on that episode? I would come on and be on that episode. What would you like to talk to him about? I'd like to talk to him about how he's able to, even though Nick Moons has a lot of very funny things on come town, he doesn't overreact to them. He understands that I know how to be a tasteful co-host. He doesn't want to like take all of the attention and make put it on him by.

I just what you need in a co-host. That's my problem with Brian Ball because he looks like a corpse. My co-host on the car also cast died many, many years ago and he just sits there. We prop him up. Honestly, if Nick Mullin had a corpse as a co-host, that show would be way more listenable than come down. I love Stavvy. I love Stavvy, but holy shit, dude. Counting the fuck down. Not every penis in my ass joke is the funniest thing you've ever heard.

That is a lovely picture of Tiffany and her thesis. Is that her but she but but it is. I hope that this continues, but here's the thing. This new trend that we have pictures of Tiffany and her thesis, but I think she goes to great lengths but she but but it is I hope that this continues but here's the thing this new trend that we have pictures of Tiffany ever these since but I think she goes to great lengths to hide the fact that she has a big flat S. Yeah, there's a little flat. She's got a big old flat S. It is a little flat. I'm gonna let it slide though. I'm fine with it. Yeah, everything else is cool. Everything else is alright.

We can't do podcasts this live because look at what this is turned into. Come down! Alright, what if we did a show and we called it Seamanville? Oh, do you want to? Yeah. Should we get Todd Gerson to join us on that one? I saw Todd last night. Did you? Okay, so check this out.

Todd is sitting next to me at this place. Hate this podcast, Todd. Yeah, Todd Gerson sitting next to me and Brian Ball is sitting on to me at this place. Hate this podcast, Todd. Todd Gerson sitting next to me. And Brian Ball is sitting there the other side of me. Todd gets up and his wallet chain gets caught on the chair and it starts claking. And we start laughing hysterically at him. And Brian's like, you're a 48 year old man.

He's a wallet chain. Just got fucking caught on it. What's he gonna do with kickflip over the chair next time? Ah, yeah. One day I saw that they had it. They had zero patrons. Yeah, they had zero patrons. Not to look that up. So I signed up just so whatever I see Justin at him, I go as your only patron.

So I can just fuck the lyrics. All right, thanks for hanging out everybody. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Not that I wanted to prolong the recording anymore, but I had this idea like what you guys first announced the show like it'd be funny to do like a history

thing like like 20 years we've been through so many things and then be like even even the yeah we had some ups and downs and we even changed our name there for a little while we were were known as Hoobistank. I don't know why that I was just tickled me like you guys spent some time as like a completely different band. Hoobistank, you mean this band? Can you hear that coming? Yes. Is that Patrick Michael? Yeah, so Patrick Michael has all of these karaoke tracks online and my buddy

Urb beta patched Sent all these links to all of his favorites And I thought that maybe you and I could just go through some of these camera I thought maybe you'd get a kick out of this All right, wow that was an insane segue that I didn't, to be a segue for the Superstakes, all right. Isn't that amazing? Yes, it's welcome. Yeah, so I got a few here.

I've not listened to these yet. And there's a few I want to check out, and then I'll give you some options of what you want to hear. One that I'm interested in is, anytime someone tries to do Michael Jackson, it's bold, right? It's got a bold move. What's here? Patrick Michael's interpretation.

He's an artist. How does he interpret Billy Jean, the great number one hit by Michael Jackson? Off of course, the thriller album. Oh, it's like this is a duet. Okay. What's funny about these duets too? I've noticed most of the time the person he's duetting with is just in their car. Like they're literally just like passing time. Patrick Muggles in his studio, he's like, just like passing time. Better than in a studio.

He's like, dance, he's got that camera all set up. She was more like a beauty cream from the scene. I said I thought my body near and the world. Alright, that guy looks unsure of himself. I don't know if he's ever heard this song before or speaks English. Not this way. I don't think he speaks English as a first language, but alright. Wow. Usually the people that he do add to it are a lot better than him, but this one might be

Nack-a-Nack, let's see. Oh His timing is so he jumped the gun on that I was wondering if he was going for that and then never let them use a catch up It's funny when people are bad at karaoke usually the timing is not the problem, right? It's hitting the notes. That's the hard part because you hear a song and it's easy to sing along with. There's a beat to it, a rhythm section. Yeah, you really know when they come in and when they stop. Yeah, that's a mention. There's that bouncing ball in there and the words light up.

That's also awful. Yeah. Let's hear that again and coming into this. This is great. Around That's what I was just it sounds like he has to take his shit. He's just trying to get it over with real quick I'm just bust out this fucking MJ tune and it's like I think it's gonna be better if it was punk rock can we speed this up a little bit You're careful what you do You're the long-round broken long-girlsha Broken The Gora! Broken Broken young girlsha

Oh, dude Oh, look at it, alright, you can't see the visual here But he does, uh, he does like the little head Uh, back and forth thing to the- Heeeeeee Check this out You're the long-round broken long-girlsha his arm. His demeanor is also like aggressive metal vocalist guy. He's got the he's holding the mic by the very top of it shoved into his mouth and he's like getting really close

to the camera. Like he's wearing the bottom of the Bosch pit out the song. Does he have the microphone cord wrapped around his hand? And that's a hard-core singer. That's always a good move. Yeah. I got to hold on to this while I'm crowned surfing. I better wrap it around my hand if it was. It would look tough if he wasn't crammed in a closet literally. Yeah, that part of it makes it a little less tough. But yeah, he's trinity like it's a weak controller. I don't want this thing to go flying. Climbs that I am a woman, but the dream is not my soul. She said I am a woman. So for the young kids out there, there was a time when people would think that Michael Jackson could have impregnated a woman.

This song is so ridiculous. Now you're like, well, yeah, of course it's not your kid. You'd have to sleep with a woman and have testosterone So yeah, we know that this is not the case He has a daughter who's white for Christ sake Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, he's got a mouthful of fucking raisin answer something he just came from the movie theater yeah we do the guard to do she's a man's barn guard to wife

the reason why I said that is I've never had raisin that's anywhere bottom of a movie theater I don't think it exists outside of movie theater that's probably just me I'll tear that again that's incredible. I'm sorry, I don't think we're gonna get better than that. I picked the wrong side to start with. Holy shit! How? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I don't think we're gonna get better than that. I picked the wrong side to start with holy shit How can you hear the music like how could you be that off He's wearing a pair I don't know what to make how they plugged in I had died in just a prop. Yeah. I have to hear that whole thing one more time. I apologize. This is impressive. Cause we dance on the floor in the room She take me take me take me take my show your life It sounds like

It sounds like he's in front of a camera And there's a guy with a gun to his head Like do the lyrics as fast as you can be it He's like I'm seeing her He looks pretty happy with that take though I mean you gotta think that If you're uploading a file to a website, you've had more than one chance at it. He's like, this is the one.

This is gold. He's going through his followers like, take 47. Yep, that was the good one right there. This is the one where I slurred through the entire verse. But that's the thing son and a son soon. You know, when you're not an artist like him, you'd actually listen to the song before trying to do it for karaoke.

But this kind of artist, he's a rabble daddy. He's never heard the song before. He doesn't know it. I have to pay scene or anything of it. Holy shit, that reminds me. I was doing this vocal competition thing. I was like the coach and musician for this woman singer. And we were, it was like the voice, but it was called the joy, Rochester the choice.

And brother weeze, the great brother weeze is a guest judge. And the person that we're up against goes up and sings a Michael Jackson song. And when he gives us like peace about her performance afterwards, goes, Bra, I never heard that song before, but you did it really well. And everyone went, it's a Michael Jackson song. It was like a number one hit for Michael Jackson. And he goes, listen, Bra, I did a lot of drugs.

That was his excuse for not knowing. This is a radio DJ for 45 years. Bra, did a lot of drugs that was his excuse for not knowing this is a radio DJ for 45 years Brought did a lot of drugs, bro, I don't know what beat it is, but This is the guy that opiate spires to be A little bit more of this and then we got to change songs A little bit more of this, and then we got to change songs. I remember two always so tight. Alright, that's a good way to get out of that. Alright.

I'll give you some choices here. We got Photograph by Ed Sheeran. We got Freak on a leash, which I've heard before. Oh, that's a solo one. Creep by Radiohead. I believe I can fly. Paranoid. Paranoid by radio head. I believe I can fly. Paranoid. He paranoid by black Sabbath.

And the note that he gets me is he misses the intro and never recovers. That sounds like R1. Let's take this out. This is a little different pace for him. I like the release nose. I like to the least knows that the soul will have to go on the bed, but because he's way off. I think it's that for a second all the time. It's great.

A shit-faced Ozzy does a better job. Completely drunk and fucking out of his mind, Ozzy. Ozzy was just snorted and soft, the fucking ground Ozzy is still worth all your int. He had a blackout for two decades and he sang this song better every time. What the fuck, what the fuck, how does this go, I'll see ya. Ha ha ha ha This is the guy who thinks he's a drummer. Yeah. That does? That's his instrument. It's percussion. And he has no timing at all.

None at all. This is like, if you went to, like, I don't know, a concert, like an outdoor concert in the park, and they're like, all right, everyone, we're gonna break it down. This clap with me, and everyone is fucking clapping off time. This is the equivalent of that in song. Yes. I've just, I've heard karaoke before.

I've just never heard someone who had struggled so much with the tempo. Yeah, that is, that is a good point man. It's not that is, you know, the vocals are, are nailing it by any means either, but But like just, you have to, how could you not have that right? Like, the timing of it. It's something else. You wanted to scream there for a second. Do you hear that? You want to do a little screamy thing.

He's very proud of this screamy thing. It's almost like he lost confidence. He was gonna be like, yeah, he's done bigger screen y'all for sure All right, I think it's gonna get better than that One that I want to listen to is cuz it's one of my favorite songs. Oh, it's got a heart shape box spider vata That's all right, everybody. Let's do that one. Ha ha ha ha. Oh no. Oh, it's a acoustic too. That makes it even worse.

So this is again a duet. I think I feel like I see where I am we So it's two comments on my own I've been locked inside your heart's head box Oh, we I've been drawn into your magnet with a party in the spotlight Oh my god It's pretty weird That's something pretty spectacular

Yeah Please She does that thing like the Britney does it It's a girl right? This is a girl. Yes. Okay. Oh, no again, it's the timing. It really shows when he's singing with somebody else. This is a part of the song that does not need to be doubled up on the vocals, but all right, let's hear that again.

Hey, when I heard you read forever and ever and that's the oppressed in my heart. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, he's a full beat ahead of the song. Listen to my heart. Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! He's a full beat ahead of the song! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Come on! I think this is an ego-driven thing where he just wants to be heard apart from an instrument, whether it be another voice or a guitar. The people demand they come on right now, all right? It sounds better that way. This is a little inside baseball, but could you imagine, Doug, Watchman Doug, listening to this like in the booth, he just, his head would just be in his hands.

You know what you fucking work at to do to get all this to fit? It's so fun, I was just at Watchman yesterday with the Buzz Myers we were recording. And what Doug would do is he'd go, hmm, okay. I can move that around. All right, let's go ahead and do the next one He would just be like I may be trying to do a take to this person does not get how music works I'll just move into the software myself here if you see the word acoustic in parentheses at the end of a track, don't pick that one to do karaoke too.

Patrick Michael, not a good move. You're gonna want a lot of distortion, a lot of like having simple play on the drums. I'm not fucking get the timing right. Well, it's funny. Sean was talking about this on the Dix show. He's an audio engineer and he goes, when you bring in, he's worked with people who like have to try to sing poorly, but are actually good singers, they can't do it this badly. Like you were, I could not sing this song this badly if we tried to. Yeah. You have to be tone deaf and really, really bad at music to be able to sing this,

this poorly. If this was somehow him doing Performance art piece I'd be impressed because I could not do this Broken I'm getting tense stuff right now because I'm anticipating him coming in early and it happens every time we don't do it, I did it! He did it the God damn it! All right, so the one that I wanted to listen to is Riders on the Storm. Oh my God! People who know me know that I'm actually a big Doris fan. I don't know why. You know what?

I blame it on marijuana when I was a teenager. That's what I blame it on. Let's see what this sounds like. I'm gonna get past the intro here. This is also a terrible karaoke song, because it's 75% of what I was thinking. It's 75% piano music. Yeah, and it's not only that, it's like 12 fuckin minutes long too.

Yeah, and it's all whisper singing. He's got a thing for the rain though. He died. Maybe that's why he likes it. Alright, here's my guess. I haven't listened to this yet. He's gonna overdo the whisper stuff. He's gonna be like,

Riders of the Star. He's gonna start to sound like a creep on it. Like that kid who wanted to play that fun game. That really fun game into this house were born To this world were thrown There's a killer on the road And the road his brain is squirming like a tune. He's already off time and he only said three words writers out of the store asking a question The right of the story

You think he'd be unpredictable he's not The writers on the stone. Into this house we're full. Into this world with love. Like a dog that I've known and packs her on a loo. Can we all agree this is one of the easier songs to sing? There's no range involved. There's not a lot of notes. An actual door has better timing. William Shatter could sing this. Now you're just being rude. I'm sorry. That was cruel.

Right, there's out of storm. Because everybody just sat on out. Right is on the storm right is on the storm Right is on the storm Boom is not a whole note like a dog without a two three four Wow It's you know as a reminder to be up now it reminds me of Bill Murray was I saw right to be up now, it reminds me of Bill Murray, he's like, song or, he's like, just doing his own version, he's like, riff it on it.

Those crazy riders at the stove, they're riding it. And it's really leaning into those syllables, like a lounge singer, you're like, yeah, it's like very lounge. Like a blah, blah, blah, blah. Thank you, everyone for coming. Hey. To the riders on the song. Thank you, everyone for coming. Hey, the writers of the so thank you, thank you.

The writers over there. Hey, Tipper Ways, you're trying to feel. Yeah. Try the feel. Tipper waiter, there's a writer on the store. It's just the worst side to do this. It's the worst pick. Like with dog without a bumbi dbd about that. There's a lady who knows all the glitter is gold. Hey, what's going on everybody? Tip your white staff. Speaking of glitter, glitters and gold there's wage staff everybody. We're gonna have fun. Oh My god Kevin next time you're on the show I want to pick songs that you do loud style I want to find the most ridiculous songs to do loud style and see if we can pull that off

This is the end group up a two pop BDM style and see if we can pull that off. This is the end. He just places the syllables and just all the wrong spots. It's amazing. It's like he thinks he has to hit a different note every time. He's like, no, you can just hit the same note. I need to. Yeah. How do I fucking up on this phrase? All right. So, Kevin, I know that you got to get moving. Any other songs that you want to hear, I'll keep, I'll continue to go through the West. Oh, living La Vita. Locas on here.

Baby by Justin Bieber. boyfriend by Justin Bieber, all the small things by blink 182. What do you think, buddy? I mean, the funniest shit to me is like these slow songs because he's just immediately off time. I've never, I've never heard of that before. Maybe we should do edgier and then Okay, all right, that's probably a ballad

It's a duet that's up Also, I don't know this to be true, but I don't know if this website works, but he's always the second person to do it. And I think that's because he gets the first person who fills in the other stuff. And anytime he doesn't first, no one wants to do that with that. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense.

Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. Make a lot of sense. This person sucks too though. Yeah All right, I don't know this I won't enough to even know what's going on there What about M&M that's a change of pace Yeah without me by M&M. Let's hear that. I wish I wanted it to be My name is oh my name is, oh, my name is, well,

Chica Chica. This is another duet. How's up on that? What's the game? Ronnie outside Ronnie outside Get the coming Oh I This is fucking up on me. I can't pause it unfortunately No, there we go. I got it. Um All right Patrick Michael if you're listening and I have a feeling that you have been recently One two three four one two three four one two three four one two all right This is not Patrick Michael Cods for us one one, two, three, one, two, three, one, the two. Ah!

Yes, those we fight, back again, chase me back, time at our friend. Oh my goodness. Do Eddie with Beetlejuice. Some of that person's voice, only Beetlejuice. It's a black woman, but I do hear the resemblance. Yes Is he gonna start rapping? I'm chock liver believe me one shape this put out give you a little bit of weed Music some hot because the rock that was after being cuz I'm back

Here we go again scanning So let's get to let's get the PM I think he missed his skill That was not right at all. That was not phrase correctly with the music. And all. It sounds like someone that's singing without knowing that there's like without the music at all. Like just like from memory, like, okay, just sing the song out loud, Acapella, no music. It would be like if you handed me the lyric sheet,

I haven't heard this song in 10 years. You, girl, try to, try to to wrap this like that's about as good as the topic I would make at that. I certainly wouldn't have chosen it and then uploaded it to a website. I think maybe his earphones are made of wood. I don't think they're actually real. I'm on the tips. You're ready. He's just about to get heavy just settle on my loss who's fuck you now Dips look like 10 to me. So right just follow me Just follow me

Just follow me Just follow me And I'm not mean Dips look like 10 to me Does he listen back to this stuff? He doesn't need to Yeah, I remember when he was at a shitty song in the week and Brandon was playing him just the worst music ever and he goes, I don't know, man

I think it's pretty good. I think he was his back to this and thinks it's good. Yeah, he has to, right? Sure Actually, that's a teaser. This weekend coming up next week's W ATP Will feature Dr. Steve where they full psycho analysis breakdown. Awesome. I'm very excited about It's gonna be good. Finally some answers. Yes where they full psycho analysis breakdown. Awesome. I'm very excited about it. It's gonna be good. Finally, some answers. Yes. We demand answers.

All right, Kevin, I'll let you off the hook, but I know you guys have to do today. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for doing this. Thank you. Thank you. Of course. Some original content this weekend.

Yeah. Cool. Okay, let's get you back on the show again sometime soon. Yeah, yeah, this time I'll actually show up, you know. That we have family obligations that that happened up out of nowhere. I understand. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I'll do it. Cool, buddy. You have a good rest of your day. Anything you want to promote or plug? No. I got nothing going on. Bye, Kevin. All right, buddy.

Bye. I'll send out, put all this stuff on the, you know, where drop, or whatever, drive, or whatever. Please do. All right. Thank you. See you guys. Bye.

Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show these called right now. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. All right. I don't have to listen to all that.

Let's get to the voicemails this week, starting with my room records. There really is no shame in ironically listening to bad music because it's bad. And I'm sorry if there's anyone I've ever made fun of. So it's me and two bands like you know, Primus or weeam or blush. Call me back. I hope you're joking my room records.

There's a extremely unpopular opinion to have around here. Primus ween and rush all suck. Okay. All right. Hey Carl. David here. Okay. All right. Hey Carl David here first time long time Greken I've been living in Knoxville now for about three years four years actually Minds me a lot of Knoxville Tennessee. That's very good compliment

But you guys got fucked up accident People actually said I look say say, elementary. Elementary. And it's car, not car. I reckon I'm going to be at the ice tove show this weekend with the old lady. So when a big sunbitch and a cowboy hat and snake skin boots comes right up to you and kicks you right into Packerwood, that's her making me listen to so much Patrick Michael and those minor attracted persons and one of those bitches were a few weeks ago from the office or some shit

after I've eaten on kicking the packer, I'll buy you a beer, we can be friends. I have stars. See you there. I don't believe I met this gentleman yesterday. Would have liked to have gotten that free beer, even though we were comfortable very generously by our friends at Radio Social. So I did not need that. But the kick in the pecker probably would have been good for me. Funny story about the show last night.

So my band, the ice-tops is playing. And after the show, people come to the merch table when they come in, they want to talk to us. This guy's got a vinyl album that we put out back in like 2013. And he wants us to all sign, he's got Sharpies and he wants us to sign the album. Oh cool man, he's like, yeah, I brought this, I bought it the record store, I brought this with me. Oh my god, that's awesome. And then he has to say, you know, I'm not even that big a fan. I don't even know what your guys' names are. I just thought I'd get this autographed.

I said, well, why not just leave that part. I was feeling good about myself. You could have just left all of that out. By the way, this thing that I'm having you do right now, I came to your show, I had you sign this. I don't even really care about you. I just have a collection of vinyl. And I try to get signatures on it.

He's like, I could have just signed anything I wanted on this, but I just figured I would break. Okay. Thanks, buddy. Hey, Kyle, I heard you on the Dix show you lying fuck telling me you skateboarded. No fucking clubfooted motherfucker skateboard. Come on, everybody knows that. Don't call me back, dickhead. I was not brought to my prom in a wheelbarrow, and I did skateboard when I was younger.

Just saying. Carlisans, this is new on good times, great movies about back to the future. Back to the future three is garbage. Are you serious? Is the story stupid? Yes. Is the setting stupid? Yes. Is very steamburgen have absolutely nothing to do and the whole Roman surplus was forced? Yes. Is a little bit garbage? All right, yeah, I guess you're right, fuck it. All right, so we're all on the same page. Very good. All right, this is a call for our friend, Victoria. Vic, I hope you're listening. Vic, I'll farm her down here.

Hey, I got some good news for any Vic Simpson out there who are upset that she's engaged. Don't worry, this is a classic example of a BAH marriage. Are you not familiar with the way the military pay structure works, anyone who's married gets paid more than people who are not married by depending on where you live upwards of $2,000 to $5,000 more a month. So if Vick is getting married to a guy in the Marines, both of them will get paid in additional $2,000 to $5,000 a month depending on location and pay rank so yeah this is a pretty

clear example of it oh yeah we do each other from school we don't live here around each other but now we can't get married why not yeah that's that good job this is why I was asking the questions she seemed to be uncomfortable with these questions I was asking it seemed she seemed to be uncomfortable with these questions I was asking It seemed a little abrupt That they got engaged so quickly they're getting married in December Right before Christmas, which is not a great convenient time for people by the way just throwing that out there But yeah, oh, that's interesting. I'll be interested to hear what she has to say about that. This next voicemail is experimental.

Okay, here's an experiment to see if my voicemail gets played. The isotopes. Ween. Go-bills. Go-sabers. the goals go savers thick thugs thick is great

the beels are overrated coming back see how easy it is people although you left out the part where the beetles are

actually the greatest band ever you know you're supposed to say that as well but still pretty good hey girl I know you stole that explosion and glass breaking sound effects from Redbar. So yeah, I'm on to you.

Also, you should get Redbar, Mike David on your show. I think you'd be way more than you. Bye. That would be fantastic. Yeah. I played that explosion. We reviewed Redbar radio. and I have mentioned it that I played that because it is Mike David's drop and he loves to hit that one.

But yes, it would be great if we had people who are funnier than me on the show consistently because then the show would be funnier. I agree with you. Last voicemail, this is an interesting idea. It's called the Creep Off. It's hosted by the Fat Sack of Shit Vinnie Peacups. And the Smile Talking Clubfooted Buck 2, the weak dick fuckboying in Carl. Oh, okay. Get on it. It's such a shitty overrated podcast.

Oh, awful. Get the rock out of here. Okay. It's interesting. We'll put it on the list. For sure. For, that's interesting. We'll put another list. For sure, for sure we'll do that. Alright, that's all we got this week. Happy Father's Day.

All you fathers out there. And I just want to remind everyone, Ah, Carl, I love you. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye!