Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep269 - Baby Steps

Episode Date: July 25, 2021

On this week's WATP, white people procreate and they won't shut up about it. What's that, your kid did something that you thought was cute? Keep it to yourself buddy. Move along. Chrissie Mayr made time out of her busy schedule to join us and offer her unique perspective on white people. She's not a fan. We also address SaiyanZ calling me names in between the domestic violence that takes place in his apartment, Hal Sparks trolling Stuttering John, and Opie making an observation about fish no one has ever heard before.  https://www.chrissiemayr.com/   Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Get tickets to our very first live show near Chicago on August 28th http://watplive.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A-V-A-T-B. Hello, Robert Deicson, cousin Rooes. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that has ever had Chrissy Mayer on as a guest. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week. This is very rare. It's a woman who comes on the show that we want to hear from everybody given up for Chrissy Mayer. Thank you for joining us, Chrissy. Wow.

Thank you so much for having me. I took me a minute to figure out this court again because I'm dealing with a small feminine brain. So thank you for being so patient. Well, I'm excited to have you on the show. I mean, this is a guest that's coming off of Tim Kast, IRL. And of course, the Megan Kelly show I just listened to your episode where you sat down with Megan Kelly and talked about cancel culture for a while.

And that had to be a trip, right? It was really amazing. I was so flattered that she reached out. One of their producers was a fan of mine and following me on Twitter and said, well, you've been on a radar and it was a really nice surprise and it was great to talk to her. And she's interviewed Tim Dillon and Ryan Long and Christa Stefano. So she's in the comedians. She's anti-woke. She's for free speech. She's into all the right stuff. It seems so.

I was very happy for you, Chrissy, because I heard you talking about you weren't sure if you were walking into a trap or something. Yeah. Because getting into the call for the mega-calus, you're like, wait, you know what, I am? That can't be good. Yeah. And then I was like, you know what, I'm not so big that she's going to get anything for shitting on me.

Yeah, it's not gonna help her. She's gonna get, yeah. But then I listened to you on the show and she's talking about your standup act. She did a research on you, so I thought that was really cool. Congrats on that. It was very sweet that she tried to set me up, like, pimped me into doing jokes, which is like not a thing you should, it's not. It's not, it's not.

She doesn't know. It's very much something that happens in like morning radio. They happens in, it, she doesn't know. It's, it's very much something that happens in like morning radio. They're like, Oh, this will be great. We'll set them up to do a joke and it will come off like real off the cuff. Hey, so I heard you went on vacation with a one and a half year old. What was that? Please go to who are these dot com email address, voice bell number link to our sub right at link to the discord server, link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel. And that link to Patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single

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No review girls today, producer Chris. Yeah, I mean, I know it's terrible. Recording on a Friday, which is weird. So we won't have those reviews today, but keep leaving them, We will read them. And also coming up on the show, we will be reviewing the Michael Gavin Ali show. I know people are excited about that. So I wanted to get that out there to get them very excited. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called Baby Steps. This was a suggestion from Jen from the Jingles department. We have

both listened separately. We have not discussed it. We'll each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This show hosted by Ned and Ariel Fulmer. And I want to say that Ned has 3,000 to 2,000 YouTube subscribers. And his description for himself is producer actor Tri try guy. Yes, he's a, he's part of, he's part of the try guys,

which has over seven million YouTube subs. Yes. He's worked for BuzzFeed, which tells you everything you need to know about Ned. He went to Yale, which is why he thinks everything he says is so important. I'm gonna start out by saying this guy comes out now, they have young children.

Their youngest is Finn seven months old and they have an older son, Wes, who's probably like two or something. And three and Ned is shot out of a cannon. This is the very first thing you hear when you play their latest episode. Yes, we slept eight hours tonight. Well, last night. Last night. Yes, he slept eight hours tonight. Well, last night. Last night. Yes, he's my late hours last night.

It was you. It's you. And me. It's you. It's your favorite parents, Ned and Ariel. We are thrilled. What's weird about that is he didn't even hit the post. It's a podcast.

They could have fixed that up. He's like, we are thrilled. Oh, shit. Music started. Fix that. He's an, he's an actor. They live in LA. Right off the bat. I was like, I am so irritated. I'm irritated by these people that it sounds like every overly eager person in an improv class. Like they think they're so fucking funny. They think every and they're entitled wasps who live in LA. Um, and I guess Nick is, I don't know, these people call themselves

comedians sometimes, but like all he really has is this, well, the try guys, which has over seven million subs, which is like, you know, an aerial is an insufferable Instagram, like mom, mom fluencer. Right. Yeah. She's one of these people where like puts a lot of time in her Instagram, all the photos kind of look like pale and look like something out of like a West Elm catalog. Wow, you did more research than I expected.

I'm sorry. I don't look at that. When you get this angry listening to something, I go, I need to prove that these people are who I think they are. She studied abroad in London. She has a degree in sociology and anthropology to equally useless degrees. And then later she got an arts degree from a university in Paris.

Even better. So, these people, they come from money, they, it just sounds like they've had kind of an easy life. And the more you listen to this podcast, the more you're like, oh, this is, I had to listen to a few episodes because I'm like, I'm not hearing any current, like parenting advice. I'm hearing them just like bragging about their traveling escapades, like how great, it's really just about them. It's like they're such narcissists and they're pushing They're pushing this Cookbook of theirs like that they're they're every every episode they would buy our date night cookbook

I wasn't as upset about their privilege as I was about their retardation and specifically Ned I hate the way this guy talks. To commemorate this healing. For a special season finale, we wanted to do our top 10 parenting moments over the last three years. You know, what are some of the most special things were the things that we remember the most? Some of them are gonna be silly.

Some of them are gonna be heartwarming. Some of them maybe we have two different memories of. There've been no laughs. What do you mean? Some of them maybe we have two different memories of Two things in there that really stuck out to me anyway was him pronouncing the word finale and then him pronouncing the word Memories so I put this together just to drive this all that this guy is dumb. Season finale, um, Marie's. Season finale, um, Marie's. Season finale, um, Marie's. Season finale, um, Marie's. Season finale, um, Marie's. Season finale, um, Marie's. Make it's time. Net is making Joe Biden look extremely eloquent.

I hope he has a coke problem. I mean, for his sake, I hope this is not like him functioning normally as an adult. Pearl, did you listen to the teaser? No. Like the G-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- not an episode at all. It's just, I think it's its own separate thing. And I learned last time when we did the Paris Hilton when I was like, okay, we got to listen to the teaser because it's extra cringey. Oh, I got a trailer. The dad Ned off the bat, so corny, he's definitely a beta. You can tell this off from the teaser. I always see if this is the right one. Let's listen here. It is. You know what my story is? Not really. I mean, I know you just got pair of burning stocks. Expert and vice trending product reviews

maybe even a couple of your stories. He's my child. Trending product reviews is in the trailer for this. We're at the service free products. Yeah, we're obviously sponsored, bought and paid for. Yeah, we're huge influencers, so don't forget to send us underwear. Don't forget me on these. We want to try on your under-chain. Yes. Okay, well and paid for. Yeah, we're huge influencers, so don't forget to set us underwear. Don't forget me on these.

We want to try on your under-cheek. Yes. OK, well, that's. Good. Good. Good, Brad. We know that we make a cute on Instagram, but this podcast is about being real.

In itty gritty of parenting with a toddler and soon to be a newborn, there is a biological reason that pregnant women fart. Yeah, I Rip them excuse me. You're gonna subscribe right now search for baby steps every fine podcast So these guys are so fucking basic. Oh my god. We talk about basic. Can you believe it? I'm pregnant I fired it. Can you believe it? Yes? again Nothing priceless. It's really bad. These are the types of of like arrogant white people.

I hate to hate on white people. My fellow whites. But you look at them. You look at the Instagram. They're all blonde. They're very much Hitler's dream. Both of them. They're making little blonde babies. It all could be proud. I don't know. That was because we're gonna go. I think that was the good one. We're gonna go. No, no, no, no. That aside, that I wanted to like them for that reason. That aside, they are these people who they go to either Ivy League or like private schools

and they live their lives thinking that liking to travel a lot is their whole personality. Like that's not a personality. Oh yeah, for sure. That's one of the things that they brag about. Yeah, when we were dating five months in, we traveled to South Africa together, and we just traveled around South Africa for three weeks. Clip was this.

This was an inseparable clip, maybe about how much they had to travel number 14. For those of you who have heard our courtship story, our first kiss was like looking at Google Maps, basically talking about vacations with our grandparents in, you know, by coastal island communities. Yeah, we realized both of our grandparents lived in like little islands.

We kind of, I called my grandparents house the islands and Ariel called it what the island. The island. The island. Well, there's many, but they lived on just the one. They lived on just the one. They really say it's one and a half. It's a big part of our relationship. You know, our first ever trip together was like five months into dating.

Just up and drove around South Africa for three weeks. That's right. For the World Cup. Yeah. And we had to book it after we'd been dating for like 90 days. Yeah. Or something like that. It was that was like a new.

They were the one when I was like, Hey, do you want to come with me to visit my friend, Chris and my eyes lit up. I was like, yeah, yes, I want to come with me to visit my friend, Chris, and South Africa? My eyes lit up. I was like, Y'all. Yes, I want to do that. Yeah, and the fact that we were both working for free, that kind of made it like. They made it. Easy to be like, you guys.

Easy to take three weeks off. Yeah. That was the part that pissed me off at the end there. So they both are in internships, unpaid internships. And that's why it was. And they can afford to. Right, that's why it was easy. they can afford to. Right, that's why it was easy. Yeah.

Travel to South Africa for three weeks watching a World Cup games. That's insane. That's an expectation. Thank God we were in turning. We could leave our pathetic internships behind and blow thousands of dollars on a three week trip. Oh, and we're so interesting.

We went on a trip together so early and dating. Yeah, a lot of people do that shit. It's so relatable, isn't it? I mean, who doesn't have that story? There's so many, and I had to listen to this. This is episode 35, I've had to travel with children because I heard no advice in the most recent episode. So this is the one I like.

Of course, I knew that these would be types of people that would brag about being vaccinated, like again, being vaccinated is your whole fucking personality. I think clip number 13, you can tell right off the bat who these people are, everything is for show, everything is about how it looks to other people. Their lives are to impress other people. You can tell by someone's Instagram feed if like they're overly concerned about impressing other people, you know? I have noticed that, yes. And actually, it's funny to say that because,

so yesterday I just did a show that we'll put out probably on YouTube soon. It's the first ever video version of W-A-T-P, Casey Armstrong, formerly of the Howard Stern Show and I did the Paris Hilton documentary. And we went through and pulled video clips and went through and watched them. And every single time they would show Paris

on her phone or on her computer, she was touching up images of herself and posting them on social media. That's the only thing she does on her phone is take photos of herself and then post them on social media and she's so busy. I'm so busy all day. I have to edit my photos for Instagram. I'm like, who has time to edit?

I know. Social media photos. Is that why I look like shit on Instagram? One of the reasons. Okay. And then before that, we were fresh off another trip and then before that, we were fresh off another trip. We were traveling that, we were fresh off another trip. We were driving a lot these days. We're waxed. We're waxed.

We're ready to drive around Southern California. I don't really understand where the waxed part of waxed is kind of funny, just imagine if you had your pubic hair waxed and then you're like, imagine like seven years ago when I used to waxed for pubic hair. Yeah, I mean, I, you 35, long time collar, first time. Yeah, why is it, why is she proud of not waxing or pubic?

Yeah, she's younger than me. And she gave up on waxing seven years ago. Yee. That's before they had their first kid too. I'm putting the timeline together in my hat here. I've got, okay, Harry, but just 35. 35 minus seven. We'll click. 28. So it's 28. I'm going to get a hairy vagina. 35 minus seven. What is that?

That's a 28. She's giving up on having a hospitable coach. Fucking lazy. Yuck. And you can tell she's fucking salty about the fact that Ned brings up. She and everyone, every woman on this like in the US at least knows what waxed means. Why is it waxed? It's like he's making a little joke.

And maybe you haven't waxed your couch in seven years and maybe this is his low key way of putting that back out there. I'd call it a hint. I'd call it a police straw. I would call this a legit hint. And then they kind of fight about it. And she's like, well, um, I'm a mom. Well, maybe he's not waxed. Maybe that's the joke. He's like, you want that either of those things. So I would this one. Yeah, here's the list. I mean, he's definitely a closeted homosexual as this Joe goes on that'll become abundantly clear.

Yes, for sure. This is the rest of them arguing about those waxer. But I'm I'm I'm I'm I think it's a fun turn of phrase. So that it's a fun turn of phrase? That's where it comes from. It's like ready for shot girl summer. Got it. Right, ready to go to the beach. But we're just, we're just vaxed. So the only thing we are is vaxed. Although, maybe there's something else we could say instead of waxed because it's clearly that's like people look at us and their wax and hacks.

Yeah, like, why are you saying we're waxed? Yeah, you're not waxed. You're the most hairy. You're bush out of control, boy. Yeah, Max and Max. I hate their producer too. Yeah, I don't want to hear the producer. The person laughing in the background at fucking random nonsense. Let's get into net. I want to start doing my deep dive on net. So they're talking about their first kid, Wes. And net is convinced it took 13 hours of labor, and he knows this for a specific reason.

There was the birth of Wes, which took about eight hours, right? I mean, when I recreated it, I believe I experienced 13 hours of shocking my taint. So what? Is that the way that went? That's how it worked. Maybe it was only eight.

Don't say shit for a tuncheon. It's not cute. I hate this guy. I recreated it by shocking my taint, did ya? I heard that. I didn't understand it. I was like, what, what is he doing to his taint? I'm guessing that's a YouTube video. If I had a guess, they probably have a two little YouTube video

where he's up in the birthing chair. And, whoa, whoa, this is really painful at my taint. I mean, no different than the Tri Guy videos where he's like, oh, we're gonna try to hug cows to feel better. Those Tri Guy videos, I was watching this one, is before he had any children. And it was a five part fatherhood series

that Tri Guy's raised toddlers for a day. And I'm watching, I just happened to hit part three, 15 million views of this video. Oh, that's the thing. When you make content that can be suitable for kids, the sky is the limit. Like if you're not, if you're not like pushing any buttons and you're, you're staying away from all the YouTube, no, no zones. Yeah, this guy's limit. But it makes your content so much less interesting. It's so boring. So this is getting into where he kind of shows his true colors, talking about having his first child. And now I'm out here being like daddy. Yeah. Yeah, she, he, he,

he lets out a daddy. I hate this guy's confidence. How is the internet not put this asshole in his place yet? Do I have to do it? Is this my job now? You know it. To put this guy in his place. You come from money. Your grandparents live on an island. You get to take trips while you're on an internship.

Your YouTube channel has millions of subscribers. Yes, that's gonna lead to a lot of confidence that is not earned. Yes, it's frustrating to me, someone who has only experienced in people tearing people down out of the internet, that there's people building this asshole up, is that the other side of the coin that I've never seen on this internet thing? It could be some massive long game, you know. You think that's how they're building it up just to take them down.

I hope so. I hope so too. I hope that we're the first. It sounds a little bit like Paul then. I like that's the only thing I like about it. Oh, no, he's, you see, you know, listen to an hour long episode. No, that's why you're saying what you're saying. No, let's, let's play a few more examples.

This is talking about what we were talking about earlier, then bragging about their traveling. Yeah. And suddenly, we were experiencing a new city. Yeah. We were also experiencing it through Toddler's Eyes. Yeah. Going to museums and going to different parks

and different things. And so they had a one and a half year old kid. They went to London in Paris. And this ass hat is going. It was amazing. It was like experiencing this through the toddler's eyes. That kid did not know what the fuck was going on. And we'll not remember any of it. You're going to museums with a toddler. It's a waste of that kid's time. I don't understand why any parent like, yeah, when does your kids start having a memory? Maybe like, I don't know like nine nine, eight, maybe?

Like, oh, Chrissy, I can't remember shit. I have a memory like when I was four, but like, yeah, it's better. Eight or nine. I don't know many paint chips. You guys all were eating growing up, but I know what my memory really kicked in. You only want to talk to a professional

about what you're supressing over there, Chrissy. But yeah, okay, fine. Younger than four, your kid is not gonna remember. No. Don't you remember the Louvre? We took you when you were two. We took you to see the David and you shot your pants. When I talk to my friends, toddlers,

I pretend I'm talking to my friends, toddlers, I pretend I'm talking to a blackout drunk because I can say anything to them and they'll never have any recall of anything that I've said. They don't seem to appreciate it, but I have fun. They think they're so cool and special by like, oh, we're traveling with kids so hard. And then on multiple occasions, they mention,

well, it's because we brought one of our moms like in this episode 38 and in the other episode, I guess it was 35, the one about traveling. Yeah. And we're jumping around a lot. But really good example is clip number 16. This made this big full of rage because it's all about, oh, it's so easy, anybody can travel with kids. And then- So, episode is about traveling with children, how do you do it? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, so they're like, well, we have some advice. Yeah, there's very few actual advice until it comes down to this, like clip number 16, where they let it slip, you know, the secrets to their success. Let's talk about that trip to London and Paris. So what did we, what are some, like, what are some things that you remember

about that trip that we did well? Well, we brought your mom. That was huge. Hell full. So it was actually a work trip. It was a work trip for us. Yeah. Which, if we hadn't brought my mom,

it would not have been possible for us to work. Because we had to like do employed by London and Paris. Yes, this is by the tourism. London and Paris tourism board. Yeah. To encourage people that traveled London Paris. Yeah, but we like had to go to certain places and there were certain like evening commitments that we had that we couldn't bring make it look natural. Oh, we just stumbled into this. Oh, look at this amazing restaurant. Oh, it's so so wonderful. Yeah. But it was actually very cool. It was awesome experiences for us. Oh, nice. Good for you. That's great. Really happy for you guys. It was paid for. Oh, my God. It's so easy to travel with kids. I really hope that not only do they get a free vacation

and that Ariel's mom takes care of the kid, they can do whatever they want. I hope that they get to recount that story multiple times on a podcast that they get paid for from sponsors. That's great, I'm really happy for these people. They deserve it. I'm so happy for them.

That's awesome. What? Who is listening to this? And like rooting for these assholes? Are there people rooting for these people? They're so, this is what happens when you like come from money and you stay in money, you're so unaware of how you sound and how like kind of charmed your life is.

Yeah, so let's get into some of the clips where they're talking about interactions with their babies, which is, if a coworker says this to me, I punch them in the face. And I say, you don't talk to me anymore. This is over. And these people are going on a podcast and broadcasting this as if anybody gives a shit. I mean, remember the moment when you would like chat with Finn

or say, hey, Finn, like look at this toy and he looks back at you and he's like, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Mm-hmm. I mean, that's such a big deal. It's unremarkable. It's not a big deal. It's pretty mundane.

Yeah. That's a pretty mundane thing that happened. Hey, look at this toy, but, okay. I do that every day. It's cool. I do that after 6 p.m. Yeah. You would think that like after having two kids, they would have more wisdom and more advice,

but it's all just like, stuff. Even if you don't have kids, you could be like, yeah, they do like nonsense talk. Like you don't need to have a kid to know that. Yeah, well, here's another example of these amazing conversations they're having with their babies. After we had some food, they're just looking at me, like staring at me in my eyes and just babbling like, and then I say, yeah, it's hello and they're like, good.

We had some milk and they're like, good. And it was kind of like that back and forth, it felt like a real conversation. That's, I don't know. Well, and I know that you were kind of hating on Ariel before, but Ned is so fucking annoying and enraging that Ariel gets a pass from me. She's pretty up with that guy.

He's like, okay, God bless you. You go through. Yeah, I understand it. He is, he to me seems like one of these sort of like failure to like launch into like fatherhood guys. Like, I don't say like, oh, he's not an adult because it's like, yeah, he's on this popular try guys thing. He's obviously like, you know, made money through the years

but like there were so many points in a couple of these episodes where I was like, Ned, I think had to be kind of like could jolt into fatherhood. Like she's a couple of these episodes where I was like, Ned, I think had to be kind of like, uh, could jolt into fatherhood. Like, she's a couple years older than him. There were many points in these pockets where he was like, God, I wasn't really ready to be a dad and then she'll chime in like, but you got there. Oh, God, that's, that's even more annoying is that

he's being controlled. And he thinks that he's the one who's the hot shot in this. He also makes me hate his son, Finn. Such a baby, baby, where he just brings joy, you know? I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, because of them. And fit did nothing wrong. Baby, baby, baby. He's a baby. He's a baby. He's a baby. He's a baby.

He was just a chubby baby who looked electable. But I'm sitting there going, I hate everybody in this equation. I'm sorry. What is it that when they're talking about poop, clip number three, I think is like, West Poops by himself. This episode 38, it's like they're talking about like their top 10 parenting moments. And what they never do is West Poops by himself. This episode 38, it's like they're talking about their top 10 parenting moments.

And what they never do is explain what they did to have these moments, whether it's a potty moment, whether it's a nice story. They're not like, here's what we implemented to cause progress with our kids. They're just like, it just sounds like a, I guess it's like a regular conversation that they could just have in private between, but they're not like methodical about it.

They're not like, I'll tell you what we did to get these results. It's not helpful and they try to act like, oh, we're gonna help you, everyone else who is a new parent and let you know what we did. And it's not helpful in any way. All they wanna do is talk about themselves.

That's the only point of this thing, is that's the okay, here's your track. The first time Wes pooped by himself. Ha, ha, yes. I mean, we hear a little like, cum, cum, cum, cum, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, like a windslaw. Right.

That was not his poop that net is stout. It's not his poop. It's not his poop. Walking to the bathroom bathroom the bathroom door opening You know hearing him take off his diaper and then pooping by himself. I walk in and I'm like, what are you doing? Okay, he says I need privacy It's like it was after so much difficulty party. I would say the usual amount of difficulty part in training. Yeah. Yeah.

And all of these poopy diapers that we have been changing, we pooped by himself. Well, like, what did you do to get him to poop by himself? Did you, what were the steps you took, you know, the advice part? And also, did he wipe okay? Because that's my first question. The kid's first poop. I'm watching see how much he's injured as asshole the rest of the day.

I'm gonna be eyeballing that. It sounds like they might have at least one bidet in their house. Oh yeah, it's good for him. Oh god. That's good. My baby's first bidet. Yeah.

That's funny. You have another clip right to that where I think that is kind of feeling sad. They won't get to poop with his son anymore. Now that his son can poop out his own. I immediately also thought, wait, this is me. We're never going to poop together again. What? Wait, what?

You poop with him? No, I mean, sometimes, but it's more like sitting sitting there with him. Oh, because you want a privacy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's fair. You you enjoyed the smells of this real quick. Her reaction. Wait, what was the right reaction? Silence in the smells. It's kind of weird. You're like, I never want to change a diaper again, but also like, oh, I'm never going to change a diaper again. I know. Like, oh.

That's so true. Because when you're sitting there and he's like still pooping and you're like, can I please leave? And you're like, no, I need you. And you're like, okay, I can just sit here looking at each other on the toilet. 20. 20. It was. It was. Okay, I can just sit here looking at each other on the toilet American Faces when he's I mean everybody has weird faces when they poop but I don't Funny faces with a pooping you're looking in the mirror the whole time I just now

Man just know it's okay. You gotta keep a stream face. The serious poop face. Jesus Christ. This is more Ned being Ned with his silly voices. He's talking about how, wow, I can't wait to hold birthing these kids over their heads when they're older. I can't wait till they. And this is an example too, like you were talking about Chrissy where they think they're funny. They've been surrounded by people who tell them they're funny and they people smile at them whenever they're talking. So they just think that this is great.

I can't wait till the teenagers in here can like guilt trip them like, I popped you at no epigural. You're gonna set me like that. No PlayStation for a week. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

You can just surrounded by yes people. They haven't, here's the thing, you know what creates funny people, struggle, abuse, doing without. These people have had an experience none of that. I'm not even mad at them because Chrissy, that's out there fall. I'm mad at everyone who listens to the show on purpose. Those are the people who pissed me off,

because they shouldn't have an audience. Then they would learn these lessons, they would have some struggle, and they might get funny, or they might actually have a personality that's interesting. I was upset with how many commercial breaks there were, how many sponsors. I was like, man, I was like, this was just like an all-you, this was just like, you know, they had this huge YouTube channel success. So they were probably like, oh, hey, yeah, we'll pay for you guys to do a podcast. We'll get it right on this network, like no big deal. Yeah, cast the network. They're on

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That sounds terrible. That woman has way too much energy. I've been obviously told that I have too much energy on the show from time to time, but me too. Ha ha ha ha. Producer Chris not so much. We still don't watch your son, poop. Good point.

I was just gonna ask, do you know that for a fact, Chris? I mean, okay, I get watching, but it's like, I feel like man really watches his son, poop. He's like, he's really involved. He poops alongside him. All right, let's get into this because I know that you picked up on this as well. This is where Ned turns a corner for me

and turns into a little bit of a creep and got me a little bit nervous about what his motives are. Kids are so funny with their relationship to being naked. Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul, Uncle Paul with the creepy old guy there. Uncle Paul, and now he's coming over here. Slowly limping down the hall. It's too late now because here comes Uncle Paul.

Make sure you had to make a big boy love you. Yeah. It gets worse with this clip. Completely, Buck Asnagan. Completely naked. And it was the funniest thing. And so joyful about it. Yeah, just like, gleefully naked.

Yeah, take those little bottoms. Yeah. All right, so I'm going to sweeten that. We're the little Uncle Paul action. But this last clip, I did'm going to sweeten that. We're the little uncle Paul action. But this last clip, I did not have to sweeten it all. It is just creepy. I just walked up to you naked and then turned around and be like, just shake his little bottom.

Nikki booty day. Nikki booty day. Nikki booty day. And I know that we have like sort of taught him this in some way. You taught your toddler to do a naked booty dance. Why don't you have a seat over here? What's every conversation about what you're doing? No, you're getting it all wrong. It's all changed.

I'm afraid. Twist. Drop it like a tot, baby. Do I gotta show you the web video again? Because you're not picking up on these moves at all. The mom is such, yeah, they're both pretty and sufferable. The mom is such a narcissist. Like clip number 11 is a good example. How she's just like, it's all about what it looks like, how she can impress other people. Yeah. But my favorite is please be excused.

Where it doesn't even register to him, like what he's saying, he just goes, please be skewed. He's like saying it on the way to being. Yeah. And we're like, yep, fine, go. So good. And when somebody else hears it, I feel like that's even more of a win. And I know, yeah, I know that that's not what parenting is about.

But when somebody else hears my child say, please be excuse. And then they look at me like, wow, you did that. I'm like, yeah, you did that. I'm like, yeah, I did that. I put in the time to like every single day. I want the credit for just doing my job as mom. All right, let's all just give her a standing o. Can we all just agree that she deserves a standing o for that? The kids polite.

Great job. Amazing. Yeah, performative parenting at its best. All right. Did you? I want to play a standing on for that. The kids polite. Great job. Amazing. Yeah. Performative parenting at its best. All right. Did you? I want to play a real quick. Chrissy, I'm sorry. I'm interrupting.

I want to play a clip real quick to let everyone know that Ariel does get her come up ins. Um, but yeah, I certainly remember when we laid west on my chest and he pooped all over me. He pooped the like black maconium stuff. That's gross. That's my favorite part. I'm sorry, where were you going?

Clip number, Clip number six is a good example of how kind of like unaware they are, like they say things and then they realize, like they're so performatively woke that the mom Ariel actually complains that one of the boys is too much a stereotypical boy. How is it that our boy child is so stereotypically boy? You know? Yeah, very. Like I feel like we're kind of woke very gender normative the reason of our he just used the word gender normative and it rolled off his time. He could have fucking Cuck I had some memories but he said gender normative no I hate like the He's such a pussy. I have no respect

Back it up. I'm using a part of our kids like I really really am am trying. First favorite movie was Frozen. Love talking about Alan Elsa. But what is it about power tools, trucks and dinosaurs that just gets this kid going? I don't know. I mean, they're all pretty, forget awesome. I get it. Yeah. I mean, I like power tools. So I want to point something out here because they're upset that he's a stereotypical boy in the things that he likes. And the reason why stereotypes exist is because there's truth to them. Right. It's she thinks the mom is upset that they're not, that their woke powers combined are not enough to overpower biology. And like, let your kids have their interests

that they're naturally like gravitating towards. And then Krola has a great take on stereotypes. He goes, you know, if somebody says, gee, those Germans can't drive for shit, it doesn't catch up. Like, there are things that people say, like, girls are great at basketball. That's not a stereotype because there's no truth to that at all.

Boys like dinosaurs and trucks. That's just, there's no truth to that at all. Boys like dinosaurs and trucks. That's just, there's just truth to that. I'm sorry. It's just how the world works. There's probably like some like unconscious biases that we as parents are projecting where like, I mean, I as a, you know, adult, I prefer trucks to like dolls. I thought I was gonna say women. Yeah. Yeah. That's just my personality.

Yeah. I prefer trucks to women, guys to women. You've been an engineer there for a while, not a fashion designer. There is something about that where like, you and I both actually, I think we are. Yeah, you love power tools. I love power tools and I love explaining how things work.

Yeah. You know, like, I explain, Oh, this is an articulating jigsaw. All right, so this is where she explains that that's how woke she is. She's in the power tools. This is how mommy likes how things work. Mommy puts the strap on and then she rails daddy with it. This is how things work.

How does that work? It's physics. First you marry a gay man. Stop, stop too. Put out tons of Instagram photos to make it look like he's straight and everything's perfect and everyone's happy. I was watching one of these YouTube videos. It's gotten hundreds of thousands of views. And he literally puts a razor, an electronic razor in Wes's hands and says,

shave daddy's beard and you watch this ridiculously edited clip of a baby just shoving a razor on a guy's face. And this is content on YouTube that people are watching. I think it was probably hoping that he would like injure the dad and then they would have like killer outtakes like, oh, I'm bleeding. It was all like that would be great. Yeah. That's how it's happening. No, Chrissy. That's how it's happening here. I mean, why would you watch that type of video? Have you watched every Golden Girls three times in a row?

Maybe. There's better. They're the first people to ever have kids to ever like, you know, do any of these things. Oh, oh yeah. And like you said, always giving out great advice about how to raise children. I didn't know what I was doing. And I sort of had this like very rosy outlook on what brass feeding was going to be like.

But then he didn't have a good latch. We needed like nipple shields and it was a struggle from the beginning. It was painful. It was, you know, and I found myself just preferring to pump. I love that story. Bet Ned has a nipple shield that he puts up when you're changing. referring to pump. I love that story. I bet Ned has a nipple shield that he puts up when you're changing. So I just have to see your naked body.

Because you're not a dude. Oh no, use the nipple shield. I can't see these grass. Oh my gosh, I don't know. What else do you have to talk about here? Anything else you want to hit on? Yes. She talked about wanting to, did we do the one

where she's like talking about wanting to bite her kid? I think this is a thing I've heard a lot of parents. I like going to do that. But we can do, yeah, you got a longer version of it. So this is a little bit of overlap here. I have a child on a child. There's a child. I just shook her to the left.

I just shook her to the left. Just wanna, you know, you know. You know, he's one of those babies where you just want a turban nibble. You see, I just, you know, he is, I never understood the draw of like people to babies until I had my own. And it is especially apparent with Finn. He's just one of those babies that just draws you to him with his smiles and his giggles. Okay, prod, mommy.

Okay, she likes, she likes the second baby more than the first baby. Well, that's obvious. Yes. Oh, there's a thing where they say in here where they're talking about something that they would never tell to their kid. Oh, yeah. Hold on a second. Let me find, let me find this clip.

Oh, we would never tell him this. Yes. It was so funny because they're talking about something about how they like, oh, they didn't want it. That's right, you have the clip. It's about how they were scared to meet Wes at first. That's scared. Scared to meet their first born.

Like, what do you think's going to come out? What was that clip? Do you remember what number it was? Now, I thought about Wesley's dreaming of pine cones. Wesley's first lemon. No, it wasn't this fascinating story. You know, it's a great experience to eat with your kids and just have that, you know, both of us.

Just watching them explore different foods and flavors and just like got all messy. Yeah Lemon Oh wow, baby wouldn't like something that's super sour How do you find out about that you must have to experiment and find and naturally have it happen in order to know that Yeah, again, you don't need to have kids to know how babies could react to the lemon. Wouldn't you, if you're a parent and you're super excited about your baby,

wouldn't you wanna talk about your baby rather than listen to these assholes talk about their baby? I don't understand who the audience is for this. Like, oh yeah, remember when this thing happened? This is for an audience of two people that would care about this. The number eight clip is another good example of how, like, when they try to do baby advice,

it's like the most basic shit ever. It's again, stuff that people without babies know. And now here he is looking at you and responding to his name and grabbing at things that you put in front of him or, you know, like actually being able to communicate you with you in terms of what he needs. Like, you know, he's very, he's a, he's a pretty easy baby in the sense that like

when he's tired, he rubs his eyes and gets fuzzy. And when he's hungry, he's fussy. And like, you know, reaches for a bottle or. Wow, you don't reaches for a bottle or... Wow! You don't say... Ground breaking. When he's tired he rubs his eyes! What a smart kid! Jesus Christ, he's like a people are the worst.

So yeah, there's some clip on here, and I don't know where it is now, but there's some clip where they say, yeah, I was kind of worried about meeting my first son, Wes, I was more excited about meeting Finn, but I would never tell Wes that. You just did. There's a podcast about these kids' lives. They're probably gonna listen to it. Wouldn't you be pissed if your parents had a podcast

when you were seven months old? Absolutely. It would suck. I'd hate every, and this isn't even the worst part. These kids are on YouTube and Instagram. All of this is being documented. The most embarrassing moments of your life are all being documented for the world to see.

And probably they're peaking right now. Like, Finn's never be more famous than he is right now. Would be my guess. That can't be good. That means heroin at 17 is what that means. Oh, no. Star is falling already. Very cute. The babies are super cute. I feel bad that their parents aren't more interesting. Let's talk about the sign off. Life's a journey. Take baby steps.

Take baby steps off a fucking cliff. You know that Ariel wanted that to be her part like take baby. That's right. Yeah, take baby steps. Did you two? Number equally cringey is like clip number 12 where I decided it would be good. I did a little drinking game and drink every time Ariel says the word journey. All right, everybody get out your shot glasses. But you know, having three, having two, it's always a different, a different journey. You know, the journey with Finn was different from the journey with Wes.

That's right. And everybody's journey is different. But this is what we got. You know, and I think that every journey does have joys and has ups and downs profound Ground breaking shit. It's a journey. I mean guys, you would you have to understand it's a journey It's not a destination having a child's out of destination. It's a journey Wow, how many live love laugh pillows do you think you're in their house?

Yeah, right. No, chef. This is the podcast equivalent of getting stuck at a wedding when you're sat with a couple at, you know, the different table. Oh, yeah. And you have to listen to them. There's no escape. Right. That's what this podcast is. Yeah.

The couple who just had a kid, and it's their first time not being away from the kid. Like, they've only been in their home talking to babies for the last seven months. And then they're at the wedding and you don't know them. And they're like talking and baby talking to each other and you want to murder them. This is the podcast equipment of like basic bitch brunch. Yeah, that's where we're for. This podcast is a watered down mimosa.

It's not even real orange juice. Yeah. Hey. High C. No, God. Chrissy, if you're ready to move on, I'm ready to move on. I guess. I guess we can move on.

Oh, you sound sad about it. Do you want more to say it? Oh, no, no. I think like, yeah, we did play the Paris London clip where I just can't get over like, oh, it was so, we traveled, like everything was paid for and we brought your mom. It's like, well, that's it. That's all the, like, let's see you travel without things being, everything being paid for without bringing a babysitter. Also, and you have this in the clip where they're talking about, they didn't want to have kids,

or not they didn't want to have kids, and that didn't want to have kids. Not didn't want to have kids, because he thought that once we have kids, we can't travel anymore and I want to travel. And he was like, no, we can be still travel with a baby. And I just wanted to say, but don't. Like the problem with traveling with a baby is that it ruins everybody else's good time. When I see you get on the airplane with the baby,

I hate you. I'm mad at you and I hate you. Just because you're in first class, doesn't mean we can't hear you back here in coach. Right. Okay. And also, I know these people have to travel with babies from time to time, but we're going to Vegas.

All right, my flight is landing in Vegas. That's not a place where you're gonna get connection to somewhere else. I know your on vacation, asshole. Stop it. Yeah. You stop it right now. You stop that. And with You stop it right now. You stop that.

And with that, I bring you. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This week's Cringer the Week comes from Ethan Lemon, and I am happy to say, the Cringer the Week this week features myself. This is the creep off where Vinny hit the wrong drop and Rick rolled himself. And this was very funny.

Carl. Yeah, was that was that was that right? Here's my here's my advice to anyone who is entertaining the idea of having a sexual relationship with someone who is under the legal age. No, that's wrong. It's actually the girl yourself Wow that's hilarious stop it. Yeah, get some help. That's the drop that's what we want for he meant to hit the stop it drop And you're such a good friend I don't even know I recastly thought a soundboard

I'm doing I've never heard of the show before. Good point. Maybe that's just like when he listens to it it's free time. I don't know. Chris, you still with us? Oh yeah.

Michael Gavin Ali has the Michael Gavin Ali show. By the way, the very first guest of that show ever was yours truly. The second ever guest of that show ever was yours truly. The second ever guest on that show was Chrissy Mayer. I mean, it does feel pretty good to be like the second person he thought of to have on his. I'm sure you got asked first. Are you just sad? I'm busy.

So I checked this morning. If you're feeling good, I'm going to change that. I checked this morning. The show where I'm the guest, 400 views, Chrissy's the guest, 121. Just say it. Wow. Just said. Okay.

Okay. People have chosen. Get ready for the debut of Carl's Wet Spot. I'm compound media. I'm taking it off first. Carl's Wet Spot. Except it's from like Sprite and Shane. A shame's Tane.

I hope so. All right, let's listen to a clip from the Michael Gaminalee show where his guest battled out him and he had a full fill the hour by himself with his producer. By the way, his producer is creative. Forget his name, it's a great guy. Let's get into this riveting conversation. I love going to a lot of Yankee Day games in the day. Not on the weekends.

Why is that? I don't know. It's just more... I don't even know. I just like going to Day games. Like I like taking off from work and going to a 1 o'clock game on a weekday. All right. So I heard that and I went, wait, this guy has a job.

I'm confused. I think he works with other people with autism. Really? I think so. I think he's like an embedded journalist in a sense that like he is kind of on the spectrum and he works with people. Which he got a lot of spectra.

He's kind of, yeah. So there's a lot of fully functioning people who don't have jobs right now. So I applaud anybody who's employed. He's an autism whisper. It's very impressive. Yes. Well done.

All right, well hey, can't fall for that. So that's our review of the Michael Gavit-Olley show. Great job, buddy. Congrats on going to Yankees game that day. Very happy for you. Now, I was not going to play this clip or talk about this, but because Anthony Cumia kind of led it out of the bag and things happened after he let this out of the bag,

I'm going to play this clip from the Anthony Kumio show But it was it was pretty fucking funny. It was pretty fucking funny I got to give it to Iraq you want to listen to that on who are these podcasts and I will be doing one of their episodes in August very excited about that and I got I got my text from Carl and he's like, you know, anything you don't want to talk about that's cool. He goes, I'm sure OP is kind of off limits.

I'm like, are you out of your fucking mind? That's why I'm doing it. I sit and listen to their show and I'm screaming stuff at the radio. That's the show I want to do. The shit I'm stuff at the radio. That's the show I want to do. The shit I'm screaming at the radio. Ha, ha, ha. That I want Stuttering John

and I want that fucking, what's his name? Philip Michael would have no Philip Michael. Michael Gavin Ali. No. No. No, no, no, no. It's all coming together. It's all coming together.

No. So then Anthony did a whole Patrick Michael segment after that, which was fantastic. He found some of his karaoke tracks and played some videos with Patrick Michael. So that's exciting August 6th. That show will be coming out that week and after that Friday with Anthony, come me on the show and we'll be good old old school Jacktober, which I'm very excited about. Now, this guy, Sianzi, I'm familiar with Sianzi. Oh yeah, is it Sianzi? Maybe I used to pronounce it Sianzi and then people made photo of me, so I don't know.

Potato potato. Honestly, I don't like cartoon shows from Japan, so I don't know what the fuck it is. I think it's a dragon ball Z reference. Oh, that's what that is. Okay. I think so. And it's Hentai. He's a dork. I don't know what his name means.

All right, I do know his name is Kyle. His real name is Kyle. So Kyle, what he likes to do now is grab video shows that are behind a paywall and then put them up on YouTube while he's talking about them. So he did this to me and Chewley the other day, which was really fucking annoying. Chewley and I did a Patreon only episode and then immediately that's up on YouTube with this guy talking about it.

And then he also did it with Anthony Cumia. So he's playing what I just played for you. Anthony talking about how he's going to come on WATP. Well Kyle gets very upset about this. He gets very butthurt that Anthony Coomy would come on our show and he starts ragging on us. What is podcast dude stinks. Carl fucking sucks. He's not funny. I'm sure he's gay. He's high energy. He's how he fires, Dean. Well, that's Jewish.

We sure they still Jewish, though. So I'm gay and I'm high energy and I'm not funny according to Kyle. Let's hear more about how much I suck. There's shit takedown to what they do. Look, the nigga is actually reviewing the podcast. He's not shitting on the people in real life. Look, you have to do a shit-pog-a-a-faggot. You're a Jew-fag who does a thing. Well, I obviously don't have your wit or your broadcast or voice, but I'm doing the best

that I can with what I have. I also like that he's stealing Comtown's material. He's just calling me a gay Jew Fag over and over again. Okay, it's fun. It's not bad. Send me rags on me for having Stuttering John be the centerpiece of the show. show. So I disagree with this. If you can grow a show focusing on Stuttering John, that means you're amazing. No one else in history has done this. I'm the only person who's built an audience with Stuttering John. How we're turning and getting more listeners because he had Stuttering John on his show. Jay, I know couldn't do it. John can't do it himself. I'm quite remarkable in that way.

That I'm able to grow the show talking about Southern John Blondes. So when I listen to this guy, we've talked about him before because his claim to fame is he talks about opening Anthony and Howard Stern and kind of the stuff that we do. And you know, it's behind the scenes stuff that he tries to do.

And so I think that he's really upset that this didn't work out for him. And instead Anthony Coombe is talking about my show and coming on my show. And so now he feels the need to lash out at me. And just really throws everything at me. Already talk has to be doing in joktober. But the business set up is bad because you can never attack a big good successful podcast. at me. So they're never be big and they got in good with Kuma, who's blacklisted and they think that's their goal forward. So this guy's projecting a lot of things, like all they do this, they do this, they think this,

they think that he doesn't know anything about this show, obviously. We've done color daddy. We do big shows all the fucking time, and we don't think. So. And thinking is not something that we're up to over here. That's whole dummy.

But he explains that he knows everything about what we're up to. I think Carl Friday's podcast is like 50. Oh, this is he. No, he'll never attack anyone who likes him. And he explained this by the way, he'll never burn a bridge. Okay, so no integrity in what you do. He'll never be, what. Okay, so no integrity in what you do. He'll never be, what Carl from Marty's podcast says is he'll never really be honest.

If I am 50, I look pretty good. You have to say that. Not bad for 50. I'll never attack anyone who likes me. Uh, okay, we've gone after Dick Masterson, Doug from Who's Right, Kyra from the Official Podcast, Doug from Good Times and Great Movies, Chrissy Mayor, and they got a fucking series

about Chrissy Mayor. You attacked me all the time. A producer, Chris, this fucking asshole. What he's referring to is Kevin Brennan on Twitter told me to review Would You Kindly, and I said, no, I produce my show. Kevin Brennan doesn't produce my show. If Kevin Brennan tells me to jump, I don't say how high, I say, go fuck yourself, Kevin Brennan doesn't produce my show if Kevin Brennan tells me to jump

I don't say how high I say go fuck yourself Kevin Brennan You do your thing. I'll do my thing and he goes out to say this is an integrity issue. I'll have integrity I'm not running for office. I host a roast-style comedy show. I'm not looking for integrity We're just trying to put out a fun show a fun product integrity. We were just trying to put out a fun show, a fun product. Do I have to explain all this? No. But it's nice that you do. It is nice and I do. All right. Let's see. He's confused. He doesn't think that we have an audience over here.

Come here. Why'd you do an Hurtie's podcast? You get more reviews if you just did it right now. I have a fact that you go, oh my god. We did it. I'm doing a car for these five guys in person, they just, oh my god, we did it. It's fucking death card one with this nigga. Calm down. Oh, we did it, son. You're gonna flick your beans till you weirdo. What does he say at the very end there? Did you pick that up? It's called you weirdo. No, I heard weirdo. But everybody listen and tell me what this is. Oh, wait, oh, wait, it's done.

You're gonna flick a bean till you're weirdo. What was that? One more time, all right. Give it a listen. Oh, wait, oh, wait, it's done. You're gonna flick a bean till you're weirdo. It's a bit about dim sum. Making me hungry. Flicking beans

So when I hear a guy who can't talk and doesn't have good material I wonder should I make a segment? No, I wonder who's watching Kyle who's watching Kyle's show and then I'm going to see to the latest is it the shoes It doesn't pay any seat cops say this even that weirdo that was fucking Sions media or science entertainment and he's unique now guys like this I enjoy Because they don't understand how they are actually part of that entertainment as well You're just as much a part of the joke as what you're talking about. So, this is funny. This is getting better.

This is getting better because here is Patty Seacups going, this sciencey guy, he doesn't realize that why it's funny is because he's a moron, and he even goes a little bit further than that. And this is brilliant. The one dude, the unique guy, he shouldn't be on a mic anywhere. I should mention that science he's recently repranded to be unique. So that's who he's talking about, but it's it's Kyle. I promise you that.

The one dude, the unique guy, he shouldn't be on a mic anywhere. Does he not hear his own voice? That's not a voice anybody could listen to. It is so hard to get through. He's got fucking wet mouth. You know, uh, so I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, tube that has upvotes instead of more upvotes than downvotes, which that's lingo for reddit. But he doesn't have more likes than dislikes in most of his videos. Dude, you're getting goofed out by Patrick Micah, man. I don't think you're ready for this, buddy.

I gotta play more clips now because you'd go on to roast us some more. Why should you do what Hordy's podcast do to them? And it's the primary target target target. Is there a gay fact you host? They're gonna gay fact you host. The new car with the gay is fuck. Oh, okay, Nick Bowen. Good, good jokes there. I mean, if you want to do a style show like we do and Gufanas, please try to figure changed the model just embrace it. Stop doing random

other podcast. No one watches those episodes. That's why during those episodes. Hey we're gonna talk about what you don't care about but then we're gonna get started during John and OP. Just talking about them all this time. But admit tomorrow of OP reached out to you and with the moment to beat your fucking coach you would never trash them again. I'm not sure what he's talking about with that. So just a few more things that I want to play because, you know, it's surely reached out to me and he's like, why is this guy playing? He's like, I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop.

I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going to be a cop. I'm not going what he's talking about with that. So just a few more things that I want to play because, you know, it's surely reached out to me and he's like, why is this guy playing our show? I'd his show, the one that we just did. And then he sent me some choice links.

And this is his mother-in-law coming in while he's doing his livestream and calling him a loser, which is pretty funny. My job is taking care of your children because you don't. My job. Yeah, I do think that's money but when I leave you with when I leave my kids with you, I leave my kids with you. No, but yeah, don't you want me to cut yourself? Because I have to pay bills and do stuff.

Pay bills and do. We'll be doing. Sorry, but don't keep it on laying bad and play video games all day. If they do, the viewer make money do. What do you do? We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll be there.

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You're a loser who, I don't know who you're broadcasting to, but you're broadcasting domestic violence on your show. This is him getting hit by his mother-in-law while he's broadcasting. You live with your daughter and you fucked up our career. By looting here, fucking daughter's car. You're a crackhead, you fucking crackheaded car. You're a crackhead. You fucking crackheaded fuck. I'm a crackhead. Yeah, yeah.

Loshya does his first car. I'm a crackhead. Yeah, Loshya does his car. You fucking drunk by the fuck you drink every fucking night of the week. You Loshya does his car and put it to death. Sure I did, Kyle. Yeah, then.

Yeah, fuck pieces. Yeah, you took advantage of your daughter and, yeah, yeah, yeah, took advantage of daughter and Fucked her man back when she was 18 I did not fuck you Said her man, not me where though. Oh, that was trying to be part of me That was him getting hit at the end the other thing was slamming the door because he was like pushing the door against her And then they'll at the end when he's like, you know, try to fuck your daughter's boyfriend that she lost her fucking mind and went and hit him.

So this is the worst idea that you're gonna hear right now and this would be Kyle gets upset because someone's children, his children, his girlfriend's children, his girlfriend's mom's children, who the fuck knows? These people live a very different lifestyle than I do. And the kids are making noise and he gets upset because he's broadcasting to seven people. It's very important that he puts on a great show with his mush mouth.

So doesn't he leave and smack his kid around? And I'm a wedging that's what's happening, that's what people are saying, what happened? And this is the audio of it. He comes back a couple minutes later and he's singing a song. He's all very proud of himself. After going around and smacking people around in his home, great job Kyle. You're doing a bang up job. I can't believe Anthony Kumi doesn't want to go on your show.

It's crazy that that wouldn't happen. But he does think he's big and he goes on. He's talking to his family and he says, when you become big, your family and friends become haters. And then he calls his girl a nobody. But in your real life when you come big, family and friends become haters. And then he calls his girl a nobody. But in your real life when you come big, the most haters around you will be your family and friends.

He the most because you became a somebody. And it. Well, no, it ain't there, all right? And you're streamed stream that's what I said Me and his and booty Did you hear that people? No, yeah, you hear some booty I'm not giving you no booty Fuck then get the fuck out of here. Why aren't you fucking nobody get a job make some money contribute He calls his girlfriend and nobody that's a weird thing. I am still

He calls his girlfriend and nobody. That's a weird thing. Zion still? Yeah, I'm just here. I might have to go again in a couple of minutes, but I'm listening. Oh, okay. Well, before you go again, I wanted to play for you,

our buddy, Huzy. You know Adam Huzy. Yes, Huzy, hello. It's Huzy, hello. Also, Huzy Entertainment on YouTube. Yeah, he's the clickbait king. He really does a good job with it. And he recently had Chad Zumak on the show.

Lord. I unfortunately did listen to someone. All right, this is about you. The Chrissy Mayor thing just got out of hand. It just, I was just bored. It's trolling. And that's why I don't troll as much anymore. And it got out of hand. Like we're, I was like, is It's trolling and that's why I don't troll as much anymore and it got out of hand like where I was like is this even reality anymore?

Like I and then I put another guy to put it in for a second. I don't even know her like what are we doing? So I just but she kept it going her boyfriend and that's my thing. I'm not fighting a comedy team. I'm not going to go fight a YouTube group. I just, if you wanna go toe to toe, one on one, and that's cool, but I don't have it in me anymore to argue with these people. I just don't care. I don't give a fuck. I know like some people enjoy the drama, but, and other day, I don't give a shit.

I just don't care. Chad's out into drama. You love the drama, more drama is what keeps him alive. I, he went like, I think he either forgets these details or just doesn't want to say them because it makes them look bad. But like, I never had anything to do with, with what's his face, Doomak. And then I think he started making fun of Daisy Prostman. And then I was like, I kind of stuck up for her.

Then he invited me onto his podcast. And I remember I did it. I was away with Frank. We're doing like, we're trying to do like our romantic weekend, whatever. We're like in the polka nose in this place with like a heart shaped tub. And I was like, you know what, let me do jazz.

More details, more details. Let me do jazz things. So I brought my set up and like did his podcast was like, and then he just like started all of this drama, and I was just like, I don't know, started talking shit. And he didn't like that. I called him out for buying followers. And if you check on social blade,

Zumaq Bay is about 2,000 followers every few months or so. I think he's just obsessed with the number 20k. And if it falls below that, he just has to keep buying him. But he almost, you know, when you buy these followers real quick, like they almost immediately all dissolve or go away. The bots die out. However, it works. But he spends more time buying followers and talking shit than he does working on his brand.

Yeah. I thought that was interesting that he was trying to figure out why he didn't want to be part of this feud anymore. And first he's like, well, I don't do the drama thing anymore. And then he goes, but also there's a team of people ganging about me. It's Chrissy. Two whole. Two whole people.

I can't handle it. I can't handle a team too. I thought I was just fucking with Chrissy. I didn't realize her boyfriend was gonna get involved with the fact He got involved when he started also talking shit about him like anyone else would Everyone's sentery John was talking about Frank's comedy club. He's like there's a club that I wouldn't play at No, there's a lot of clubs that you won't play at that I wouldn't play at. No, there's a lot of clubs that you won't play at. So they kept plugging it. He kept saying white planes comedy club. I'll never go there.

That place stinks. That's a place. I'm shooting. Oh white planes comedy club. I'll give you the web address in a second. Oh my god. Speaking of Settling John, I have a brand new Settling John intro that came in from the Jingle department this week. The Beatles Department this week. The Beatles Department this week. The Beatles Department this week. The Beatles Department this week. The Beatles Department this week.

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I like it. I want to make that my ringtone. You should. I think people would enjoy that. Yeah. You know what? They also started some shit too. It was like him.

I think once he started getting with like Kevin bread and things escalated and they, I don't know, they're like, well, everything she thinks and says is not any of her ideas. Like they had this, that was like part of the drama. I was like, they think that everything I say on every podcast is either the ideas of Kupumiya

or my boyfriend Frank. You're just saying that because you work for compound media. And so you gotta say what the boss wants to hear. I have no thoughts on my own. So you got to say what the boss wants to. I have no thoughts on my own. So this is great because Hill Sparks, who is Stuttering John's best and only friend, was on the show as he always is. And he's starting to troll him a little bit. And it's a lot of fun, especially when you watch the video to see John's face,

where he's like, wait, what are you going with this? This is the, this is the best clip of the year. You know how like there's a you I'm sure at the pub, you know, I mean, Bruce Springsteen's Glory Days song, I think, you know, tells us the story of guys who sit at the end of the bar, you know, Glory Days. Remember the young girls, that's Glory Days. Remember when I did the one thing? He's got glory days syndrome so fucking bad. And none of it is true.

["The Glory Day"] ["The Glory Day"] Now, as Hells Parks do with your not purpose, as Hells Parks gonna be a guest on our show in a couple of weeks, what's going on right now? Yes, and yeah. Okay, good. Good, because Hellsmark gonna be a guest on our show in a couple of weeks? What's going on right now? Yes, and yeah, okay good good because Hellsmark's the invitation is out there my friend Come on anytime that was brilliant trolling Cuz John can't do anything about that. He just has to sit there like an idiot

So I played this clip when I was on with Shule the other day and teased it last week, and I guess I didn't realize how incredible this story is coming out of the Southern Johns mouth. So this is a longer story, it's a longer clip. Chrissy, tell me to pause it at any time if you have comments. I really wanna get your take on this. There's no way anything that he's saying here is true. And knowing that, why would he make this story up?

Because it doesn't even paint him in a good light. Let's get into it. This is the lesbian story. But I'll tell you, this is horrible. I'm at the Pickwick pub. And there is a lesbian. Super hot. Super hot. Nice, nice size breasts, great body, but she's a lesbian.

I first off, there's a super hot lesbian at Pickwick pub. You've already lost me. This is a whole new wall plays in a shitty neighborhood outside of LA. Yeah, you sure it's not just some girl who had four drinks like maybe she's not a lesbian. Yeah, right. All right. Let's listen more. So I say, so we start talking, I'm flirting, I'm flirting, I'm flirting. Why is he flirting with a lesbian producer Chris?

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the, the, Pleus penis become Pleusians because they, they hate who the penis is attached to. Like they can buy the penis. You can have them in your nightstand. You can, yeah, they can do things that we can't do. Yeah.

What I miss penis. Oh. What I miss penis. Oh, I do miss penis. Not the plastic one, right? I go, do you want to come back to my place? Right. Because yeah, just, yeah, as long as it's quick, because we get. All right, so this is Faudi part.

Do you want to come back to my place to fuck? And the lesbian says, yeah, as long as it's quick, Chrissy, have you ever wanted to get with a guy but only if it's quick? It's not. No, and lesbians don't do anything quickly. Are you kidding me? You better be a premature ejaculator else.

I'm not gonna sleep with you. All right, sorry. It better be quick. Four plays out of the question. All right. Yeah. Lesby and his love unfulfilling short quick sex with men. She doesn't want to be pleasureed in any way. As long as it's quick, because we got,

because because my wife is going to be, you know, you know, he's going to be checking up on me. Right. So I, like an idiot I Didn't go to my car first and grab all my pills Right So now I take that so I drive her range Rover With a hot on to my plan. Okay, so yeah, so what he's explaining is he's got his blue chew or his

C. Alice or whatever it is by I grew And he doesn't have it with him at the time. It's in his car. And he takes her car, her Range Rover, drive it back to his place. But he's got a raging heart on while driving her back. I assume an anticipation of what's going to happen. I could barely see the wheel. The bono was in the way.

I kept making left turns when I didn't want to. To my place. wheel the bono was in the way I kept making left turns when I didn't want to. To my place. But then I get to my place and I'm looking around for some of these and I don't have any I can't find any. Oh no. I forgot I put them in my spices cabinet downstairs. All right. Another lie.

He has his boner pills in his splaces cabinet downstairs and he forgot that he put them there and he's got a regano in his car. What the fuck is going on? No, this is working out. So I'm sprinkling cinnamon on my cock. I put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put That's cinnamon, that's roast poops. Ha ha ha. Ew. Fuck. The other thing that I take issue with at that statement is that he has a downstairs. That is an issue, isn't it? That's not a thrill thing.

Wow. I miss balcony. So I'm like, I'm freaking now. And now I'm going down on her ship, but she's used to that. She's a lesbian. Yeah, yeah. She's like, screw that, just come fuck me. Ew.

All right, he's going down on this chick. All right. And he says she doesn't like it because she's used to it. Well, girls like being eaten out regardless of whether they're used to or not. I guess he's just bad at it. Right. In the scenario, like she's like,

Like guys are used to blow jobs, but then you're gonna turn one down. Right, like I get a blow to her head right yesterday. I know how this is gonna go. I'm getting staked too much. Yeah, yeah. Gee, I hate fine wine and steak. And I know what's gonna happen next.

Even in this made up story, John sucks it, I forget. Yeah,, right great. That just come fuck me and then Can't get it up all right He had a waste and my best boner in the car right I noticed that the steering wheel was a little sticky That might be what happened Oh, I can do this real quick.

We don't have to get back to my house. We're done. We're together. How was it for you? Doesn't matter. So according to John, when he was in the car with this girl, fully closed, he had a raging heart on. Then when she's in his bed in his apartment naked,

can't get it up makes perfect sense I've we've all been there sir. Okay. Let's see what happens next Can't get it up and I'm like oh no, you're stuttered No, but because well done What was happening? It was like she's like come on fuck me and then The bar is calling me right at the moment. And it's going, John, you left your credit card. Then two minutes later, the bar calls,

John, are you with this woman? Because our wife is here with her kids. Oh my god. Or a alright. So this is obviously made up. So you start by saying the girl saying come on fuck me and I don't have an erection Then he says his cell phone starts going off Ignore it Who cares if your credit cards at the pub you'll be there again very shortly It's not a big deal. Plus they wouldn't call John to say it up to his credit card there. They know they're gonna see you have a gun So that's made up He's trying to fuck this hot chicken is bad and he's also like picking up the phone

every time it rings. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, Jim, I know. Hey, I know the sex is going great when I'm taking calls and in between. So he's trying to pretend that this is what's interfering with his bone or even though he already said, she said, fuck me and I didn't have an erection.

And now he's pretending that there's just too much going on. A ship has sailed. And now Nabil pretending that there's just too much going on. It ship has sailed. And now, not built. Could you get it up onto those kind of spikster? No, no. No, there's the truth. Yeah.

Right. So now he's trying to get, hey, I mean, you're at the same boat as me, right? Like, it's really tough to get an eruption when there's a hot chicken wants to flock. And the guy's going, yeah, right. Yeah, I know. I'm with you that sounds

sounds terrible I don't know how I pull that off no no it was like a perfect storm like everything was happening at once so I drove a car to the house and like yeah there was one specific thing that wasn't happening at that time yeah was one specific thing that wasn't happening at that time. Yeah, a very important thing that wasn't happening at that time. It was a perfect storm and by that I mean imperfect. So I drove a back home. Then like, Kennedy, she tells her wife, her wife goes, you know, where were you?

She goes, oh, you know, I'm going to guy right now. She's like, the wife hangs up. All right, so this is also nonsensical. Remember earlier, the lesbian said, I'll fuck you, we gotta do a quick, I don't want my wife to find that. So that happens as quick as humanly possible because it doesn't happen at all.

And she decides to just confess, I was trying to fucking do it. Why? Why would that happen? That doesn't make any sense at all. And him of all dudes. Right, and especially Stuttering John. That's like cheating at your diet with like, airport pretzels.

I mean, that's a terrible metaphor, but it's like if you're a lesbian, you're one cheat on your supposedly like wife and family is gonna be a stuttering John To have no boner and like no pleasure yikes John's down in the tract of man if that guy was rock hard 24-7. There's no chick who would want to fuck him then no He's up and then I text the later. She's like I about to divorce and then I and then I text them when you like Hey, text the later she's getting a divorce

That's going quickly I texted further she's a nun I'm gonna come over here because now I have these This is great. So she says she's going to get divorced and John's answer is, well, I got my boner pills now. So let's go around too. Oh, no, she's like, I'm about to get divorced. And then I, and then I, I text them,

what you want to come over here. Because now I have these. Right. And then she goes, uh, she goes, don't have, you know, you know, my wife said don't have a text me again. Oh, my God. Because those are tick-tax. Okay.

All right. Sounds like it. I've never heard someone rattle around their Viagra like that. I'm so sad. It's a very sad thing if you think about it. I don't think about it. It's sad. This whole thing is so pathetic.

And made up. And he's made up this crazy story where he's a pathetic loser loser and he's telling this story on his show. It's insane. Oh my god. It takes him forever to remember the made up details. You never have to remember the truth, John. You know, it's true. Yeah. Well, then my phone rang for this reason, but then it also rang for that reason. Right. Right. That's what I scribbled in my notebook. Me again. Oh my god.

Okay. That's why you always got to carry the RAM. The Cialis lasts you for two days. I think two or three days sometimes. But how many milligrams? All right, so many tells you Cialis won't work for two or three days, is your response? How many milligrams or just how many

I should try that? Or that's not painful. He sounds like a man who's taken, who sampled his boner pills. Like he's had an array. Discover station gets weird. The five last you for about, about 24 hours a little more than that. He had an answer to how many milligrams.

I would have just said, I don't know, I just sat on the commercial that it lasts for like 24 to 48 hours. I don't have a milligrams. I don't know what you're talking about. This guy's like, well, okay, take the five milligram. That's gonna get you 24 hours for me like 23. Now, if you want to upgrade to the 10 milligram

Oh, so this is a brilliant sag into an ad read it sounds like it's 24 hours no more than that the whole 10 last you for two days Wow, yeah, you can think about a woman and boom that it is boom. He's just And boom that it is boom. He's just that's the team. I'm trying that see that I don't think that's the deal. It's in their blood. Yeah, I'm gonna have to try that. Yeah, You'll love it. It's don't waste your money on Seattle. It's chat. This is scenarios I can come up again if it ever does If it ever did So I wanted to play that for you, Cressy because I just found that to be The silliest thing. I'm so glad you did. Yeah, Yikes. I feel bad for him. I think I just, if he, I don't know, maybe when the Lord tells you your penis, maybe hanging up, I don't know. He can, he can jam his soft penis into,

as many loves means as he wants, but at least just yeah try to be honest about these stories, but yeah, I think it's a long way to go. It's better to just have that crazy story than to be like, oh yeah, I lost you in my erection with somebody. Do me a favor, never feel bad for settling John. Never, never say that you feel bad for never do that again. I don't know. I was like grown up in abusive household. Like I feel bad for people that are mean to me feel bad for Chad I feel bad for Stuttering John. You don't remember being seven there's a lot of ways that we know you brought up in the abusive household.

So I do want to say I got some insider information I was making fun of John last week for reading his online betting website ad readRead, where he said, NFL seasons over, but we still have college basketball. I was like, wait a second, this is a very old copy. Well, it turns out, someone on the inside let me know, that that sponsor went away six months ago. And so that's why he still has the old ad copy.

He's just pretending to have a sponsor on his show, which I can't think of something more pathetic than that. Oh my God. That's brilliant. That's brilliant. That was actually something that I would advise, like baby podcast starting out. Like you could do fake ad reads.

Nobody would know. And it makes you seem like you're more of a podcast that you have sponsors. Yeah, producer Chris and I were talking about it yesterday. I'm like, why wouldn't Toyota sponsor WATP? I was amazed that you could do that. You could just say anything. So anyway, the Toyota thought is really exciting this year. Let me tell you about it. Get out of the way. I'm not sponsored by you's

Teslas. Did you hear about what happened with his Tesla purchase, Chrissy? No. Hill Sparks is talking about how he hates Elon Musk. No, no, it was the other guy, Richard O'Hita, was talking about how he hates Elon Musk. No, no, it was the other guy, Richard O'Hita. It was talking about how he hates Elon Musk. I wish he'd fly that thing into the moon, he says. And John uses that as a perfect segue to go, yeah, I'm not gonna get a Tesla anymore. I don't like that guy either.

Just like that. Just like that. It wasn't because there's no way he can charge it at his apartment complex or there's no way he can afford it. No, he just hates Elon Musk, so I'm gonna get the use preus instead. Yeah. Anyway, I thought that was so funny that the reason

why he was acting like, oh, where's my newest ad copy? I guess I'm reading the old one. Winning reality. There is no updated ad copy. And I've had sponsors on the show that are online betting. They only come about when the football season starts around playoff football and then the college basketball tournament like those are their peak seasons. They do not advertise in July because the only thing you can bet on is baseball.

It's not about going on. So John's lying, which is hilarious because he's already ended. All right, let's get into it. Oh my God, put it back! Oh my God, put it back! Oh my God, put it back! Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, Babble, babble, babble. So I checked it on OP. It's been a while, but I'm like, Anthony's coming in in a couple of weeks.

We should probably get back on the OP train. Let's see what's going on. And his latest episode starts off congratulating a guy that you and I both know very well. Hey, it's OP. What's up, brother? Weas, congratulations on your nomination to the Radio Hall of Fame fame if it wasn't for you

I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing today which is which is nothing alright little self-awareness never heard anyone that's good but this is true we have brother wee's to thank for all of the hilarious content that we've done on this show w a t p talking about opi and thank you brother we used for creating his monster that has no talent and no business being in radio and still goes on Facebook live every day and thinks he's doing a show it's incredible. It's incredible that's happening and listen to how this show starts off as they all do with him acknowledging each person as they come into the chat room.

But there's something here that I really keyed in on that I thought was pretty sad. Morning, Lamb. Chop Rachel is first on the Facebook. What's up, David Strauss and Nick? How are you buddy? Oh, this is a new person. K-Lo, need. Let's say how to K. Low. Ne. It looks like I hope I said your name right Brian Bernard Of course one of the regulars David Turner. We got the David Alba sin. We got the Leslie Larsen. We got the Scott Arson. All these are regulars man

This is cool Greg Buell Who else we got? Imagine knowing every single person who watches your show by name and he was surprised there was one person he didn't know. Holy shit, this is a new person. Like you're counting your audience by the ones? I thought he was gonna ring a bell

when he saw the new person. Yeah, right, like whoa, look at this, it's amazing. And I see that all these shows are doing this, where you start off your stream and you wait for your audience to build. And so there's not a lot to talk about. You don't wanna get into it yet. So they'll all acknowledge you showing up in there.

Trim it out of your podcast. Just trim it out. I'm not watching a stream, I'm listening to his podcast. This is how every podcast starts with him acknowledging each and every person who's watching about both Facebook and YouTube. And then surprise when there's someone he doesn't recognize hanging out. Okay.

Millions of listeners on XM Radio and serious XM Radio. Let's get into OP later on. He's telling this story and OP is a fisherman as we all know and so he's out on the ocean and he's watching these birds that fly out so far you can't even see them anymore and then they fly back and they have fish and the part that I'm not going to play is where he's going that's crazy there's no word of land they have to be flying that entire time Well, Opie that's what they do as well birds do they fly would you ever walk somewhere? They had just like keep walking for a couple hours. It's not a big deal

But he's like blown away by this is like these birds are on a kamikaze mission Going going to find these fish. Well, not really, but this is This is O OP stream of consciousness This is classic OP right here and as I'm fishing These birds come back from the ocean you'll see them flying and you're like what the hell do they happen? They're little bird feedies. Oh, they call talons if it's a pigeon. I Don't know these are the things. I don't know Allens if it's a pigeon. I don't know these are the things I don't know

They didn't teach me the right stuff in school. I'll just call them little birdie feats And you know like what the hell is in there little birdie feats and you realize it and it Amazes me every time I see this But they have a fucking fish and their little birdie feet and the fish is like trying to fucking swim and you yell up to the sky going, hey, dummy, you're not in the water anymore. And the fish is looking down like, what the hell happened? I was just enjoying my life. And now I'm in the middle of the air stuck to this bird's feet.

This reminds me of you ever see the video of the big bag theory where they take the laugh track out And you go all this isn't funny at all In opi's mind all of this material is killing it's gold It's all gold and I just want to say thanks again brother wee's thank you brother we should make you this happen So of course he's talking about Staring up at fish and the fish don't know where they are. No, he does not. Dude, great as it's open. Holy shit. I was hoping you would predict that. I'm glad that you did that because I was going to ask

what do you think's coming next? I need you to ask, what do you think's coming next? I needed to ask you what you thought was coming next. You knew classic hoping. I don't know what kind of feelings that fish have. I have no idea. I feel like birds have more feelings than fish, but then they say that fish absolutely have feelings, but I don't know this, because they don't have eyebrows. If you don't have eyebrows, how do I know if you have feelings or not?

The fucking fish when you catch them, they just go like this. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah this one fucking joke, this one concept, that he didn't even originate, he stole it. And he cannot shut up about this fish with eyebrows, then. Yeah. Goes on this guy's hand. God, I don't know what to say. He has no problem repeating himself at any time, which is quite impressive, I would say, because I would feel weird about that. I would feel like I was doing it to service. If I came on the show, I would say, because I would feel weird about that. I would feel like I was doing it to service.

If I came on the show, I'd tell the same joke over a person would. Okay, good, that's not just me. Chrissy, thank you so much for coming on the show. Always a delight to have you on here. One of the redemption stories of W-A-T-T. Thank you. Thanks for having me, guys.

I always have a good time. Thank you. People can find you on the Chrissy Mayor podcast on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts from, of course, the wet spot on compound media every Monday evening. What's been going on on the Chrissy Mayor podcast? Any fun guests recently? Let's see, who is coming up?

I think Elsa Jean is going to be on this show. My 100th episode is coming up on August 2nd, 100th episode of The Westbot. Working, Elsa Jean will be on working on getting Chip Chipperson and or Anthony Cumia on there. But definitely going to try to have some big guests. I know this upcoming Monday, the 26th, it'll be Brittany Brave will be on. So yeah, that's probably the biggest thing to look forward to is the 100th episode. And yeah, if you guys have any particular porn star you like, feel free to like tag them, tag me. It's good to get a conversation going. That's awesome. We'll definitely check that out. I love that you're too little you're working on.

One's a fake character and the other guy is your boss. I'm either going to get angry, Kubia, or this cartoon character. That doesn't show. All right. Cool. Yeah. I'll ask a lot of you. I just throw out a cast abroad net and just like whoever.

Sometimes the show doesn't come together till the day before. So I don't prep my show until the morning of which is pretty obvious today. That was good. I enjoyed this baby steps. Good Lord. Oh God. That was that was a difficult one. But I thought you'd be good for it. So thank you so much for for listening to multiple episodes and going through that with me, I appreciate it. Thanks for having me. All right. The great Chrissy mayor, everybody.

Yay! I believe ChrissyMayer.com, is that a thing? Oh yeah, that's a thing. Chrissy mayor's spelled with an i, e, not a y. Chrissy mayor. I guess the mayor's probably the harder one. M-A-Y-R. I mean, y-Y-R.

Oh yeah, I have some stand-up gigs. I'm going to be at Bird and Betty's in Beach Haven, August 12th. Then I'll be in New Orleans, August 13th and 14th doing the comedy theater down there. Then I'll be in Vegas with comedians of the compound, September 10th and 11th. And then I'll be back in Texas, headlining hyenas in Dallas, September 17th and 18th, Lakewood, New Jersey with comedians of the Compound October 16th. And then I'll be in Santa Monica, California, October 22nd and 23rd doing the Broadway comedy club West out there.

Look at you dabbling in comedy. I am dabbling hard. Yeah. Trying to dab a little more all the time. You are, you are crushing a Chrissy. And I remember when Chad Zubak was at my show, and he's like, what are you with Chrissy, she's trying to be famous.

I was like, well, that's she's an entertainment. That's what you do. And Chrissy is a success story. And I'm glad you're still, you're not too big. You're still doing our show. I appreciate that. Never, never too big for that for you. Never say never, Chrissy.

Oh. All right, thank you so much for coming on. Love you, bye. Bye. So we've done it all today, Chris. I don't have to go through everything that we've done. We know. Yeah, yeah. We know we've done. So you know what that means? It's time for whoever is favorite part of theshirt. This is the segment where typically we would talk about the podcast. We're going to review on next week's W-A-T-P. Oh cool. What is it? Not today.

Oh. Instead I'm going to tease the return of Kroge. There's a mutiny going on right now. Yeah, yeah. With people like, where the fuck is Kroge bad? And I saw his picture on a milk carton. I know! I did see that. I was really concerned. I was very concerned too. And then, fortunately, I saw my unfortunately I saw my bad brightest and I was like, okay good. Yeah, he's still around Croz will be back on the show next week and we'll talk about some assholes. I'm sure indeed Sure, it'll be a lot of fun. So please join us again next week

It might be the episode to refine out once it for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, everybody. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Fucking thing suck! This dude is fucking corn!

Well that's retarded. And that's the way! Oh fucking cares! Fuck you! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense. Thanks a lot Carl! From the WATP YouTube channel comments Rico Rico posts, John is probably the worst thing ever to come to YouTube and podcasts, but also the best thing as well. This way you can see how bad things have gotten for him. Begging for money, yelling at his tiny audience for not giving him money, I think it's great. The old stern guys must love watching how broke he became. LOL. Hilltop JD614 shares, come on guys. John isn't using a prep burger site. He can't pay for that. Richard Costantino offers.

I've seen this fool at Pickwick's pub over the weekend. Nobody even pays attention to him. DK reports, Dabbling John had some Addison comic on his drug on the balcony show. Wonder if he asked him why the tour he's on with Tammy Pescateli and Mitch Fatel didn't ask him to headline. Show was an Iowa last night. Fine Chug asks, Does John really believe the crap coming out of his mouth?

Ha ha, he knows nothing about politics. Kev notes, Stuttering John's green screen fail is approaching Shockmaster level funny. I'm feeling another cockroach clip coming down the pike. DJ 70, I could listen to you guys make fun of Stuttering John and Opie all day, every day. D comments, Iraq sounds good here. His voice is changing as he gets older.

He doesn't sound like the chubby little punching bag he once was. Elephant counterbalance, right? E-Rock is such a handsome guy, and he's so thin too. DB reminisces, every time I see E-Rock, I immediately think of the whale bit with Anthony. LOL. It's Eric Nagel asks, do you? Mark William says, E-Rock is a much better conversationalist when he's not being grilled by Opie, Ant, and Jimmy. One eye posts. It wasn't meant to be just about E-Rock. It just ended up that way.

And it's Eric Nagel explains, because Opie couldn't take any criticism about himself so he had to deflect. Farfick Nugin posts, I like E-Rock's 1991 Spike Terror Style. Stick with what works, bud. It's Eric Nagel replies, you can do whatever you want when you still have it. Flappy Goose suggests, quit it with the radio guests. They babble to fill time and take two minutes to explain that would be a sentence for normal people.

It's Eric Nagel, because we all know how normal people sound on the radio, a podcast, or any conversation. Flappy Goose. Gonna cry. And... It's Eric Nagel plays us out with, nah, seems like you're doing a good enough job with that. Internet News! Yeah.

Subreddit News is... Bye-bye! Internet News is here to stay. Ha-ha- Nego was responding to people on our YouTube video. That was pretty funny. It was really funny. Multiple times he's going in there responding to people. All right, let's get to the end of the voicemails real quick. No review girls today.

So this is somebody who's giving advice to Casey on how she could maybe afford a plane ticket to our live show in Chicago Hey, Carl. I think case you just should pick herself up by her chicken head If you really want to get out to Chicago don't just sit there and be some stupid asshole asking for money just I don't know take 12 photos of yourself and make a calendar and sell a calendar. It can be a WATP calendar. Hell, you can be really lazy and have Vic do half of them. I'm sure she's enough of a stupid word. Do that for you. I'd probably still give you the money for

it. There you go. Even better, you can have one of them as Carl's fucking club peer something. Any of you, that's my idea for Casey so she can pay her way over instead of being in the useless asshole. Bye. Bye. All right. Good advice, as always. I mentioned that Vinny was overweight. I've talked about that, right? Maybe? Okay. Well, someone's picking up out of it. Someone's picking up and I'll put down I think Normally I don't agree with Vic You know and I think she should ever wait Vic mentioned that video so far away. I apologize This wasn't I didn't think I had right this isn't come from now. I like you this isn't come from me Normally I don't agree with that You know and I think she should have her

cart drilled out with a jackdanna. But in this case, I totally agree with her. Vinny is too fat to have more than one podcast. He's a fat, greasy, sloppy-wob. And he's lucky to even let's try to call his co-tails and have a roof over his fat head. Agreed. He's got, he's got enough fat on his body.

If you had a good matreddy, you could lob it off and make some sort of a silicone blower roof to support him. Anyway, later, Vic, not only are you a coming, but I agree with you this time, later, Kyle, Kyle, Cuzzle Rooz, Kyle, Cuzzle Rooz for the life. Yes, Kyle, Cuzzle Rooz, I have to play that on the creep off as well. These guys are making a lot of good points. We go, he's so mean, he was cracking himself up. I like that.

I like them, but he's just riding on my co-tales. So true. This guy's talking about the vaccines. It's getting his vaccine talk, shall we? Hey, Carl, how's it going? It's your doctor here. I was just calling you back. Sorry, I'm a little distracted.

I'm driving back from the opera. I'm a little distracted, anyway. I wanted to call you and let you know that about your vaccine worries. You left my office the other day screaming about how you got the vaccine. And it's definitely not making you gay and you're not gay and the vaccines are your worries. They might make you gay. But if it's doing some research and for every person that gets vaccinated,

it only makes a producer crisp gay. So you don't have to worry about that. Call me back. I'll tell Kyle about that. I am not the one who's gay producer Chris is gay. I'm gay for getting the vaccine. And no for other people getting the vaccine. Oh, making you gay somehow.

Oh, I don't like that at all. All right, here's a, uh, Rodinette kick who wants to stick up for Casey. How did that curl? How did their curl, how did they get Casey? I just want to call up and say that I'm sick and tired of your fancy city flicker audience saying that Casey is a dumb, stupid, idiot who can't afford to fly one of your magical metal birds in the sky to go to the live show. So I tell you what Casey,

I have about 40 tons of manure heading up to Illinois, you see. They're going to sprinkle around the neighborhoods and make it smell better up there. Well, by golly, you can jump in the back with me. All right. We leave it about three in the morning and you're going to have to dress up like some sort of farm animal because they don't have to let humans in the back of it. We'll be about three days on freight train but by golly we'll show them. Yeah! Call me back. That is a very typical listener to WOTP by the way. Thank you for calling in. Sir, last voicemail we have your. What's up, you little dink dink. I got a little song for you know, I've been inspired by Patrick Michaels. So it's a little karaoke, you know, here it goes. It's easy. She kisses me I never worry now that is the life

There it goes buddy You get the point he does he goes out of that by doing scream all lyrics to under the bridge By the red hat chili peppers. Why the noise gating going on there? He couldn't really hear it was going out all that well, but I did enjoy the concept. Fair enough. Producer Chris looks to be like, why do you keep playing these, these are voice bells. All right, well, that's all we got for this week on W ATP.

We will catch you next week.