Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep271 - Tok Show with Remi & Connor

Episode Date: August 7, 2021

Someone at iHeart decided that TikTok stars should have a podcast where the two moronic hosts talk to other retarded TikTok stars. I wish TikTok was the sound coming from a bomb. Anthony Cumia makes his WATP debut to roast these TikTok dolts, not that type of roast Remi, calm down. Then we dive into the latest Brief Case, make a long stop at the Stuttering John Podcast, and wrap it all up with Opie Radio.  Check out our newest sponsor: partners.nucalm.com/karl   Anthony's network: https://www.compoundmedia.com/    Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Get tickets to our very first live show near Chicago on August 28th http://watplive.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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with Rummy and Connor. This was a suggestion from Ness in the Discord. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's continue it. This is a show hosted by Rummy Bader and Connor Wood. And it's about TikTok. Oh, dude, I go into this.

It's like, oh, cool. I'm going to be doing who are these podcasts with cart. It's going to be great. I listen to the show all the time. You know, I'm a fan. I love what you do. And it started out fun last night. I'm listening to the time. You know, I'm a fan. I love what you do. And it started out fun last night. I'm listening to the clips. Actually, the entire show, especially the talk show because the

Patrick Michaels just a joy, a joy to listen to. He really is. And the episode this week was was really spot on Patrick Michael. They're my God. Perfect. Yeah. But this, this talk show thing, I started laughing at first like, God, they're terrible. And by the end, I was mad. I was literally angry going, oh, fuck these guys. God, they suck. What are they doing? Who these vapid douchebags?

I was genuinely angry. This is the WATP arc. This is what happens. It starts off like, oh, I enjoy listening to the show. This is the W-A-T-P-P-R-K. This is what happens. It starts off like, oh, I enjoy listening to the show. This will be fun. I'll get to participate. And then you start doing the homework.

And you go, what did I get myself into here? I'm not having any fun with this at all. No, it's work. It's work. It's work. I hated having to listen to this show. It is so incredibly bad. And the hosts, I don't know,

they literally were what is wrong with the country. Yes. You listen to it and just go, oh this, this is why America sucks nowadays. So bad. These people are morons. So they're famous TikTokers. I just wanna tell you that,

I don't know if you looked into this at all, but Rummy, the female host, has 1.8 million subs on tiktok. Just try. Connor Wood has about 678,000. And then they bring this guest on, Christian Barreling. And if you wanna know why he is famous on tiktok,

he tells you in this quick clip. Thank you. I might really, really pretty. So he's just a good looking dude. So of course, he's got. That's what makes TikTok stars. If you're a pretty boy, you'll do great. Correct.

It's the same as how fame has been forever. If you're a really good looking, people will watch you. And especially with TikTok, it has nothing to do with talent. I guess he made his bones in TikTok as they say by putting out a clip of him talking to men, like it's okay to cry and hug your friends when they're feeling down. And it's just, it's like they ooze of weak beta male. They aren't men, it's bizarre. So I'm glad you brought that up because speaking of that, they do the first segment of the show after they do whatever they're talking about is TikTok news. I mean, this is a TikTok show.

What's going on in TikTok? And I was, I don't, I'm not on TikTok. I don't spend a lot of time there. So I'm like, Oh, yeah, I hear about it. I'm what is going on over there on that TikTok? Moving on, we should probably talk about some TikTok news features and trends. Yeah. Yes. Take us off, please. Okay. I'll kick it off. One is this Simone Biles controversy, getting a little serious here, but.

Simone Biles, that's not TikTok news, that's what everyone's talking about. It's Olympic news, it's world news. It's world news. Everyone's talking about that. They just don't know because they live in this little bubble where of TikTok, where they are so important. And it's all they really know.

That's what I learned during listening to it. All they know is the world of TikTok. And by the way, her voice, I couldn't get it out of my head. It was like giving me night terrors. So a TikTok, the TikTok nurse, it's this affectation of a Valley girl type voice mixed with small stupidity and a dash of twat. He's so mad.

And, and I don't know if you picked up on this, but her mic control is atrocious. She's never anywhere near the microphone and they don't do anything to normalize or compress it. So it sounds like fucking garbage. And it's gonna sound like she on this show. I can't help it. Unless she's talking, going to talk about herself

then she makes sure she's right on mic. Just a vapid, conceded. And then I thought, oh my God, this chick's gotta be smoking because she's talking about herself. I pop up a picture. She's a fat model. She's, she was, she's called a curve model. Oh, she's called like the earth is curved. It's just one big curve. She's, she's a fatty. She's a little lumpster. She's enormous. And she's talking about how she asked a guy out.

Did you hear that clip? But I don't know if I'm supposed to give you clips now. Well, before we do that, let me finish up, because the reason why I'm setting up the Simone Biles is because as you were talking about how just soft these people are, this is what they say about her. God bless Simone Biles. She is a national hero and we're so lucky to have her. So this girl quits because of mental health and now she's a national hero for quits.

In the backboards world of 2021, yeah, quitters heroes and people that are proud to represent America and the Olympics are pieces of shit. I have in my notes here, down is up, left is right. This is a whole generation of gaslighters. The entire generation just tells you shit that you're like, well, that's not true. What? You guys don't think that. What are you talking about? And they're, they're TikTokers. So they have to give the woke kind of, they could lose every single follower they have by saying the wrong thing about a woke topic. So of course they're like, Shay has the rightest thing I have ever sang. Shay's a hero.

You want to get into your clips, You're going to have it me play. There was the one where the girl, a chubby, old tubby chubby, is leaving her apartment and she asks the guy out. Yes. And just because she doesn't, he doesn't, kind of doesn't like, want to go out with her. And of course it's his problem. People like, why don't I have that happen? Huh!

Wait, that actually reminded me, can I say something that happened that's wild the other day? So I, I'll jump with this guy in my building, which, I hope he listens to this, because he told me I'm not allowed to tell anyone. And like, now I am. So I jumped with this guy and said, I live in my building the other day.

And. I didn't pick up on that the first time. He told me I wasn't allowed to tell anyone. What a fucking retarded. That's what you do when you're fucking a fat girl. You look cool. You know, we hang out, but could you just not tell anyone? I got a funny story for you.

This is going back a bunch of years, but I lived in a townhouse with friends of ours lived in the same complex. And I thought they were on vacation, and I'm rollerblading. I'm on rollerblades, and I run into them as they're taking the garbage out, and I'm like, fuck!

I thought you guys were on vacation! That is way worse than I'm fucking a fan shit right away. I think you're right. Getting back to your clip here. That lives in my building the other day. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way.

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I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. I'm gonna cry the way. And I was like, okay. So then I was coming in three hours later from the airport out of my Uber walking in and he's walking out with all, like a bunch of his friends going to party. Shut up.

Yeah, like how freaking rude. It's like unfollowed him right away. Oh, damn! You showed him a burn. Right away. Oh damn you showed him right away. Oh god. If you if you want, I heard to unfollow you, just walk to a gym. She will. But the the the the pompousness of this girl to think that like, oh, a sack. And he was a part, I, I was going to part, I, what is that fucking voice?

It's crazy that she complains. So there's nothing attractive about her. You and I are guys, so we have some say in this. She's obese, her voices obnoxious, and when she does talk, I don't like anything that's coming out of her mouth. And then she has masculine features too. Yeah, yeah, right. She wouldn't be pretty if she lost the weight.

Let's put it down. It's not like, oh, she was skinny. She'd be pretty. No, she looked like a steep-booshemming. Right. So then she has the balls to complain about not getting hit on by guys. No, my male following just went down even more. I don't even know what it was.

What is it? 97.8 female 2.2% males I'm so glad you're sliding in my GM's and I'm sick of it all right if you're sick of guys not hitting on you Maybe next time you want a dozen donuts walk to Duncan You know, just figure out something that's gonna help you on a little bit And it's it's I guess if you're a girl on social media, the majority of your fans are gonna be dudes. That's what they, if you're a pretty girl, it's gonna be all guys.

And she's got statistically 100% living. With a plus or minus, it comes out to statistically everyone is a girl watching her. Also, and about themselves by looking at a fat girl and go, oh, that's not me. The word plus is the right word because I guarantee these are all plus size girls who are following her. She's even a plus size influencer. She has sponsors on there. This is a clip from a video that she put out on TikTok,

where she's trying on clothes and walking around and dancing around. I'm very excited today because I'm going to show you all my new favorites from Lulu Levin. They've made a lot of very big changes in the past year. They now go up to a size 20 in select styles, and they also go up to an e-cup in select bras. This is what we love. We love movement. We love change. And now I'm gonna show you what it looks like. Oh me.

Lulu, Leloo, Leloo, Leloo, Leloo. These are the Wonder Change shorts. I already have a pair of Wonder Train leggings but I want it short. My thing though with biker shorts is when they're too short and they ride, ride, ride up as you walk. You can walk. You can jump. You could do anything. They won't move. Yeah, those clothes are not going to move. No one's going to pull them off of you. They're not going to go anywhere.

You're fine. You're safe. You want to blow in one play. She needs Lulu, lasagna. I wasn't a pants cheat, you're fucking me. She's out there literally trying out the underwear on the internet. And all right, so this one is a shorter clip. This is for Walmart.

She's all excited she has a dress on from Walmart. Guess you got some Walmart clothes. Guess you got some Walmart clothes. Just me running around in my pockety dress. We eat. So at that video and it goes out from there, 1.6 million views on TikTok. 1.6 million views.

I mean, people also like to go to the zoo. So I guess I understand that, but it's bizarre. Wow, man. It's, I didn't know, like I said, I didn't know she was a plus size model. I didn't first either I'm listening to her talk about like oh, you know, just a mickanoast and I'm just traveling around She's too good for the jurors. Sure. Oh my god. This chick must be smoking hot and she is She's talking about it. She's talking about going to grease a lot too like yeah, it was constant

She kept bringing it up like look look at what I do and these She's talking about going to Greece a lot too. Like, yeah. It was constant. She kept bringing it up, like, look at what I do. And these influencers, that's what they do. They make a boatload of money from these dopes that, I don't know, even know how it's monetized. And then they just talk about nothing but pure narcissism. Somebody wrote, she lives in Greece, G-R-E-A-S-E. Herb beta patch, well done, my friend. So this is her after she's talking about how I was just in Greece,

and then we're in Mika-nos and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then they're talking about, she lives in New York City. And for some reason, she's never been to the Jersey Shore, and she just comes up as kind of like an asshole on us. No, actually, I haven't gone. I've never gone to the Jersey Shore and like all my friends have houses there, so I say one day I would, but like I just don't think the day is today. Sorry, we already have a snooki. We don't need another little fire hydrant looking obnoxious bitch. She goes to the Jersey Shore at Olsen, California

elevates by 30 feet. Yeah. What's going on? You know, we were bashing her, but the guy, her co-host guy is equally a tool. This was like right off the bat, I noticed this, and it's kind of a radio thing. When you have an on-air partner, you have to give them something. You can't just like leave them hanging when

they ask you something. She asked the guy, I guess they are coming back from a weekend, what he was doing, and boy, he lights up the room with his answer. Conor, anything exciting happening in your life this

week? No. I talked to you half an hour ago. And I was like, hey, heads up. When you asked me if I've done anything, I haven't done anything since we talked. So, no, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. This is going great.

Fucking asshole. That is the worst thing you could do. You're just sitting staring at him going, make something up. Well, me. And though, again, it's kind of on Rummy, because he goes, we just had this conversation before we started the show.

And I told you nothing's going on. Why would that be the first question out of your mouth? Yeah, yeah, she's an idiot for asking it. She's an idiot. Not only does he not give her anything, but then he breaks down the wall and lets everyone know they should. And he already told her he's a useless, worthless vessel,

empty vessel. I have another example. This guy just being difficult to talk to. I can't imagine having a conversation with this guy. Anyways, who is your, like, what's like the best concert you've ever gone to? It doesn't have to be a festival. Best concert?

Yes, well, best concert. It's not a hard question. How frustrating is it to have this guy? This guy's like, my, does it have a favorite color? Is it laced? Right to an attorney? Yes! What's yours?

I'm not a concert, you have our band towel. And he's like, what? E equals MC squared. What do sorry, I'm sorry, you have our ban towel. And he's like, what? E equals MC squared. What do you, it's the easiest question. This is, and this is like interview 101. I would think day one at the Connecticut School of Broadcasting, this would be their interview course. You know?

All right, ask questions. You know, just common things that everyone can relate to. they this would be their interview course, you know. Right. All right, ask questions. Can it just common things that everyone can relate to? What's your best concert you ever went to? It's worthless, drivel. Hey, we'll be taking calls after the break. Tell us about your favorite concert you've been to. Yeah.

Hit us up. Love you, love the show. I gotta tell you, Charlie Daniels back in 1977. Oh, Charlie Daniels, great show, great show. Yeah, great show. What are you Charlie Daniels back in 77 oh Charlie Daniels great show great show yeah great show what are you getting out of that so they start off the show and let's not skip past this they don't have an intro yet they don't know how to like get the show move it okay so me and Connor we're just talking right before this and we want to come up with a cute little intro

For the podcast. Yeah, yeah, we can't figure it out like Connor was like, what if we do like Talk to me and I was like I did not say that Okay, so I've got a hat and you're welcome guys. I put together an intro for them I've got a hat and you're welcome guys. I put together an intro for them We think if you use have their shells going forward here you go. You're a nice guy. I have a nice guy like that I'm a giver. Hi Connor. How are you? Hello, Remy You guys that one for free I love it because I'm not sure if it's a dual suicide or a murder I give this. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, they're trying to come up with an intro and they just know nothing about broadcasting. And I understand that's pretty much 99% of podcasts these days. People don't even have the ability.

They just throw TikTok influencers on the podcast. They think they honestly believe that just them talking is gold. It doesn't matter if they have a topic, if they do basic radio from 1970, they don't care. They think it's gold. And they're impressed with themselves. So the whole format of this is that they're famous tiktakers and they get their other famous tiktaker friends on and they do these interviews. And she surprised they're able to pull this off.

It's TikTok your mean thing. Like, is that how you started it on social media? Yeah, definitely. We love this Connor. I feel like everyone so far that we've talked to was like really started on TikTok. Yeah, that's the show for bad. So I don't believe he is gorgeous.

What a coincidence. What a coincidence. I just talked on TikTok. Well, actually. I just parked on Tech Talk. Well, actually, I was part of the space shuttle program. And now I'm working on the International Space Station. But yeah, TikTok. It's fun. They live in a little bubble.

Mr. So Narcissistic, this is pure narcissism. Just being on TikTok, not even having a show about TikTok, being on TikTok is look at me, look at me, and then you have a show about it. You live in this one little world of this one social media platform, and they honestly think it's the biggest thing everyone knows about it, everyone is excited to see them. It is just a pinnacle of narcissism. I have an example of the narcissism. So now Connor and Christian, their guests are friends, but Rummy's never met Christian,

and they just start talking and then Connor realizes he should introduce them. And see if you can figure out who Connor's thinking about as he's doing these introductions. This is my first time meeting you actually. So I know how I'm good. I feel so rude. Remi Conner.

Yeah, you are rude. Remi Christian. Christian, he goes, uh, Remi, meet Conner. Oh, wait, that's me. That's what I'm thinking about right now is Conner. Yeah. He was. He doesn't even know his own name. But I'm thinking about right now, it's Connor. Yeah. More. I was that.

He doesn't even know his own name. So stupid. So stupid these people are. Right now. And the guest was just another vapid douchebag. And it seemed like the guys were in love with each other. Yes. They talked about how they had hung out and shared a place for a while during the lockdown.

And then when the girl tries to chime in, this Christian guy, he wants nothing to do with her. And now I understand even a heterosexual guy would be like, you know, she's quite the pig. But he's fixated on Connor. Yes. These are two just, and I guess they profess to be straight guys because they talk about girls during the show.

Like, oh, I have so many female. It's like the ol' Liberace eclipse. Wow. I tell ya, Merv. It's amazing. I just haven't found the right woman. The one with a cock. It's a thing I just haven't found the right woman. The one with a cock. They have this love fest between the two of them. The chicks kind of out of it.

So she snaps right into like radio, what she's been told by people that radio is. And she goes into interview mode. I was calling it. Where she'll sit down now and just ask stupid questions because this is what she thinks an interview is. Did you play softball back in the day? No, I never even played baseball. So he's talking about how he's on a softball team. This is the most boring. If you had a friend over and they were talking about their softball team, you'd be like, all right, is there something on TV that we can watch or something like this? So boring. She's like, so boring.

Um, did you play softball before this, too? I don't know. Yeah. She was just talking about kind of recreationally playing a game of softball or something. Yeah. Like, you know, everybody, regardless of if they're an athlete or have pursued anything professionally or amateur, lies as far as sports goes, everyone's played softball in their life. And she makes it like, you know, oh, well, you know, I'm like, I'm just, you know, I'm like, I'm like, she has no clue that people just play softball, but she's so in interview

mode here. She just can't get off of it. She needs to ask questions because that's what interview mode here. She just can't get off of it. She needs to ask questions because that's what interviewers do. Right. Well, then she asked a question that is rude. This is a rude thing to ask two guys. And I think we're doing the same.

Do you ever play a sport? Yeah, I played soccer and tennis and golf. What sport do you think I played? Ah. Oh, Christian think I played? Oh, Christian, you go, oh, you want me to get this one? If you had to play a sport, they're both like, I don't want to touch that. What's more, super wrestling? I don't know. What's more? What's more? Did you play? Well, flip for it. You

lose. No one wants to answer that question. Because what the answer is, by the way. Failed hockey? She did not play. Oh, yes. Feel like he go here. I know. 0.0 GA. I'm pro.

Pretty good. No, she didn't play any sports. She's like, I didn't play any sports. So then why do you ask? You asshole. Oh, a trick question. A trick question. Wow.

Of course she didn't. Professional fucking eating. She trained Joey Chestnut for the hot dog eating competition. She trained them. Watch me. Slub. It could stand this girl. I wish that they weren't talking over each other because this would be a great ISO. It was. It was. It was a. Well, that's. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. Apa. A-pa. You mentioned that with Sophia, Franklin, doing a show together. It'd be like a suicide pod.

Like you'd give back to terrorists. Yeah, the place could actually go off in fire from vocal fry. Yeah, right. Right, you'd like plant that in like ISIS's phones. Yeah. A-pa. Yeah, it's this affectation that I guess, you know, important people, they have no confidence in what they're doing, but they just, they ooze with confidence about TikTok and

like their life in TikTok. But oh, it's so terrible. There's another one. She made the talking about the Olympics again. She makes it all about herself and it's just complete narcissism. And she goes as far as to, she has a comment about COVID that's pretty interesting on Clip 6. And then like at the modeling,, you're gonna have to put in a little more effort and like see if it works out or if it doesn't work out. So like I've been pushing it aside, but now as of like August, I was like,

all right, I'm trying to put my time into this and see if it works out. And if it doesn't like, Yeah, before this, the one went into this conversation, was they were asking how he got into TikTok and he's explaining that. And then immediately she is,

oh yeah, me too, so the one I got at the TikTok, like, all right, honey, yeah, he's like, you know, I was modeling. She's like, I did, I bought it. If it doesn't, like we obviously have other things. Exactly, and especially with like, with COVID, it did kind of fucked everything up.

Like, like of like, plant but plans were. But in the best way possible for us, it obviously did good things as well. Yeah, yeah. If COVID didn't happen. Is that when you like started your, is that when you kind of started your former? Yeah, I lost my job in the, it's like, I lost my job in the music industry in July.

Oh, you know what to do. And then I literally didn't know what to do. And I like started tick-tocking. Like, this was so random. She was a kick drum. So, I love that she's like, I mean like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, maybe it's hard to say is to. That is my point on. I got a new podcast, it's called Suck She Got Cancer. It's for people who have cancer. She's actually saying, COVID, yeah,

but the lemons and lemonade, the gold lining on the cloud was that I got a TikTok career out of it. So you can't make it out without breaking a couple of eggs. I had, you know, she's got to go down. No, you can't make it out of several islands. He does an egg. That's, oh my God, yeah. They're the worst people.

That's the thing, like these are the types of people who are so involved in themselves. And then they get reinforced by 1.8 million people following them and it makes it worse. I'm sure these people sucked before this, but they're definitely worse off now. Why are people encouraging this behavior? You know, you're not rooting for these people.

I would never be rooting for these people to succeed in life. No, you hope something happens. And it's so fleeting anyway. Within a month, everything could just go away. But I love that they're constantly walking on in a minefield. So, Bagwin Trump was gonna ban TikTok

because it's spying on all of us, so the Chinese government's spying us with it. This is what I was like, yes! Let's get the shit off everybody's phone. I was rooting for that. I don't know if I'm gonna up in the minority or not. You know, it's great is they they have to sift through all this, I guess, in order to find the people that are actually giving out government secrets on TikTok. I don't know who that is. So are the Chinese listening to this? Waiting to hear like, oh my god, we're gonna expand our ICBMs and make sure the Russians can't counter a talk.

What are you, what are the Chinese getting out of TikTok? I don't think they've ever seen a person that large before. I think they're just fascinated by it. That probably, yeah. She, how you put penis in such big woman? How you got penis in that? Why is so many almost sex you by the way I went saw Shane Gillis last night of the comedy club That's why I'm being very racist with my Asian accent. All right, it's Shane Gillis is falling. Yeah, I could happen to anyone

Let's get back to news about TikTok because I want to learn like what's going on? What are the new features that are happening? Also for features, new features, there's new live options where you can create live events or live together with other creators on TikTok if anyone didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know that. You want to go live together? Yeah, we though would be fine. Yeah.

Let's do that and then we'll just tell people that aren't already listening to this podcast that like we have a podcast Yeah, so tiktok does the thing that every other app does you can go live with video wow Needs because that's what she needs people to see what she looks like along with that horrible voice Well, that's why she's that's why she's famous and I can't figure it out. I don't get it. I don't get it. Nothing redeeming about it. I don't know how long this lasts.

Like I said, they walk in a minefield, and they have to be uber woke every minute that they're talking or else, you know, all of their, we've seen it happen. It's amazing. I wish nothing but horrible things for these TikTok and they call them with a influencing. Little douchebag kids to be attention horrors on social media.

Oh, that's the only thing they're really influencing. Someone posted, actually, Ganzo Shitkai posted in the discord, she did an interview with Fauci Oh my god, Fauci Why aren't people getting the shot and shouldn't they be like getting like the shot? I say you need to get Oh, God. Shut up.

What the fuck up? She's nothing but comorbidities this woman. She's a walking comorbidity. I'm not a day. My ventilator with a back. What else do you want to hit on the board here? There's... Oh, she made the Olympians problem about herself. We talked

about what's her face there. Some of the vials. Simone, yeah, yeah. Clip three. She makes it about her. You know, it's relatable to, I think, what we're doing and stuff to and how I've been having a hard time lately with like, I love everything I'm doing, but when it also turns into a job and turns overwhelming, it's like trying to bounce it out. And like no one, like to other people, it looks like this is the best thing in the world. How could you ever complain?

But when you're dealing with it, when you're doing it on your own, there's so much I can go through your head and from what other people say about it to like just how you take things in. And I think that no one can have a say on what your decisions are what you do on someone else you're the one especially. She has a crowd of people talking to you.

This is not going to go well. You know what's great about that clip? She's equating being an Olympian. To be a current model with a TikTok, with being on TikTok. Like the same pressures, I understand like, because I go through that. And again, they can't criticize this girl. They have to keep the woke line on everything. But another thing she does there is she talks about how it's work and how tech talking, oh my God,

when it becomes work and it's not fun anymore, what has she done in life to balance this out with? Eat and to wait out and go, yeah, well, obviously eating. She kept some local businesses in business. Yeah. Because she doesn't know what real life is. Obviously. And you know what she's talking about when she goes, I've been through things, I've

been, it's trolls. Their enemy, their worst part of being on TikTok, because it's so new are trolls. Now we've been doing this for a while, and I think we're pretty used to trolls. And what they say, and what they, and it's like who gives a shit. But these guys are so, they're emotionally unwound as it is. And when they see people criticizing them, they can't take it. And I only wish nooses and fucking gunfire in their future because I know they can't take it. We're not going to fight with you around the world.

Who are these podcasts? So I just want to throw that out there. I want to play the clip of them getting shot. I'm talking self suicide, you know. Yeah, I'm not talking to anyone hurting themselves. I'm talking stealth suicide, you know. Yeah, I'm not talking to anyone hurting themselves. I'm just talking about, you know, suicide. Yeah, that's all. We could just leave new sewers on the doorstep, let them make the decision.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Give their neighbors some guns, I don't know, whatever it takes. Yeah. Yeah, it was funny that she's going, and in that clip too, she said something she alluded to, it might seem like I have the life

and anyone would want to have this life. No, you're obese and it's disgusting. Yeah. I know one cares. No, I definitely would not want to be this woman. No, no, oh God. But she works so hard. She's not going to make it to my age.

So I'm not looking to change places with a right knee. She's not going to make it to my age. So I am not looking to change places with Remy. Then there's, I guess, they talk about everything like it's epic and crazy. Here's a TikTok moment that they talk about in clip 7. What is the craziest, most epic thing that's happened since TikTok that's directly related to posting that first video that you've had a moment of like holy shit.

This is this moment right now, like you looking around, you're digesting it. This is because I've been on TikTok for a year and a half, whatever. I would say like just like always like hanging out and not like having people actually be like so sincere. And they're like, can you please like say hi to my friend real quick?

And then like you call their friend and then it's just like the biggest freak out. actually be so sincere. And they're like, can you please say hi to my friend real quick? And then he called her friend, and then it's just the biggest freak out. He freak out. I feel like that's like, and then like, Wow, what an epic moment that is. Dude, dude, it's,

he sets up the question like, what is just the most epic thing, man, that has happened since you posted that first video, and it's crazy. And all he could come up with is like, yeah, like people ask me to say hi to their friend. You would think, well, I got to work with people who are bringing food to the starving.

And I took a ride and Bezos is fucking flying cock rocket. It's something, something. Yeah, people, you know, say hi. He even said he's like, and they're sincere too. Like I thought like they were goofing on me, but they weren't. They actually were excited to hear from me. It was amazing. The way they flip the fuck out is genuine. Yeah, yeah, they're so genuine and sincere. Yeah, because that's what TikTok fans and social media fans are. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Sorry, check this out.

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I hated having to listen to their entire show and her voice was the worst thing. All right, well, guess what? It doesn't get, it doesn't start getting better now that we finished talking about them. It's time for the. And jump the week. Cring of the week.

This one comes in from Adam Thoreau yet again. Adam Thoreau always finding the great cringe of the weeks. This is a show called Despicable She. And this is a show with a bunch of women trying to be funny and make jokes. Let's see how that goes. What are we open to a restaurant with like really fancy cuisine and it like has quirky names.

So it's like we have S-car cuisine and it like has quirky names so it's like we have escargot and it's like I'm a snail I'm a stupid little snail. Escargot and fishing because I'm a stupid little snail. I'm a little bit riding a do. Go turbo. Go turbo. Can I have the I have a gun give me all the money and you're just right now. What is what I would we destroy me please? What menu item is that? Number three.

No, I'm not saying what is the from the dollar menu. It's not on the menu. It's just she's just saying that I think you'll be all thinking options. So let's uh what restaurant are you reviewing? We're reviewing woodfire Pizza in Rockford. Okay. It's like interdimensional cable, if that were not funny in any way. I felt like I was in on a sleepover. I felt really creepy. She's in on a sleepover. No, that was just babbling.

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Produced our grass. People should go check that out and learn more about it. So we talked about Adam Thoreau always finding the cringe of the weeks. Well, he also found, I guess, Croge has a smule account. He does karaoke on smule. Yeah, yeah. You know that website where people do duets and stuff like that. So this is Croge. I'm, uh, I'm smule. This is interesting. Fucking sell out. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh friend. Cool, cool, cool. Indeed. So what is the, because I've seen, I've seen a Patrick Michael do a karaoke like that. Do you just log in and find someone that wants to do a duet with you? And then you, you're just stuck seeing you do it with the likes of Patrick Michael. You know what I think it is? I think that you sing your half and then you're just stuck seeing you do it with the likes of Patrick Michael. You know what I think it is?

I think that you sing your half, and then you put it up there, and then someone else can find it and do their half at a later time, and then it gets put up. Oh, okay, because I was wondered why the person wasn't laughing. Right, yeah, good boy. That's why I think that's specifically.

Oh, great, okay, that makes a lot more sense. Yes, I think that's what happens. And I know you were able to find that on the Anthony Cumius show and you got to play a little Patrick Michael. Let's get into it. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me if you don't like my show Don't tell me Because that's absurd Patrick Michael put out a brand new episode of the briefcase this week episode of the briefcase this week. Dude, I was singing that song, not the regular night ranger one, because it's in that who did that. I was singing that, don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me, don't like, but I couldn't get enough. That always makes me laugh with his again dumb voice.

I said about Patrick Michael, he's a, if he did this character on purpose, like he's just a normal guy and said, I got this character I'm going to do on these podcasts. And it came out like Patrick Michael, I'd be like, this is the most brilliant guy that has ever been in broadcast. Yeah, I'd be like, this is the most brilliant guy that has ever been in broadcast. Yeah, I'd be like up there with Doug Bale or something. Yeah. Yes. Doug Bale, Jim Gypsum, the great Jim Gypsum.

But then he realized, oh no, he's just an incredible douche. Incredible. Incredible. Yes. Not as defying. So right off the gate, right out of the gate, I should say right off the gate. He's gonna pull this clip and goof on me Chris. I can't wait right right out of the gate. He Makes no sense

He actually says the opposite of what he's saying first and foremost I got to give a shout out here to all the new Patreon members I don't really keep track. I don't keep track of how many people I used to have in comparison to how many I have now But you know, we're getting two or three a week. We're moving it up. We're at 25 right now, and that's fucking beautiful That's exciting. Yeah, I mean what else am I supposed to say about it? Thank you so much for buying me a sandwich. Oh Oh, there's like a dick. I don't know. I played it off. It's so funny, you know, I don't even pay attention to it.

I don't pay attention. But in the last 30 seconds, it went up by one. The guy is, this is the most important thing in his life. Yes. And he tries to make it sound like, oh, I don't, I don't pay attention. Yeah, I mean, listen, I've been promoting my Patreon account for two years now, and I just finally broke 25. And it's the thing I'm leading with on my show, and I don't care, and fuck you for supporting me, because it's five bucks, and it gives a shit. And it was a shitty sandwich anyways.

was a shitty sandwich anyways. I got it. Sure. This is, and I've talked about OP with this kind of a strategy. He does the same thing. It's when you have a complete lack of confidence in what you do that you don't want to put yourself out there as actually doing something. So it's like, no, I don't care. So that, if someone says your show sucks,

you go, yeah, I know, I do that on purpose. Yeah, I make it on purpose because I don't really care. I'm just putting it out there because I enjoy it. It's an instant defense, preemptive defense before someone goes, hey, you know, your show really stinks. So that you, I already know that. I said that, sucks, I don't care. I'm trying to, I'm trying to suck. I have no confidence. I want to suck you, bro. I've said this before, Anthony, but you can't say,

you can't talk about something over and over again and say you don't care as well. There are tons of things that I literally don't care about. I've never brought them up on the show. Right, right. The best way to get away with that is to say you're doing a character. Yes, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See that is so you're doing a character. Yes, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here comes a NASCAR front over here. He's gonna talk about NASCAR, right? Hey, everybody, I like, you know, because I just, there's things I just don't fucking give a shit about. I just don't get brought up. Right. Yeah, but he, he just, it's total lack of confidence. All right, well, this is him talking about right after that.

He's eaten an edible before the show today. I Took a rainbow Yep, I just swallowed a rainbow like a leprechaun. No, I took a rainbow edible type of situation. Don't know what it's gonna do Ready for it and who knows? Maybe the energy that I have right now will dissipate as we move forward in this episode But like fish to water, you guys are waiting. You're anticipating, you're looking for these new episodes and I can't fail you. So he knows the fish to water thing. I think people reach out to him and goof on him for

us. So he's like really obviously leaning into that. Yeah, yeah. I heard you guys talking about that last week. And it's hilarious. Fish to water. It's like no, fish are always always in the water. Right. And somebody even sent me another, like by the way, that is a saying. Like, well, okay, you can say a fish takes to water, but it's actually, I have a duck takes to water,

but whenever then they change it. But you can't say like fish to water, people are coming to check out my show. That doesn't make any sense. No, no, it does, but a lot of what he says doesn't make any sense. But animals, I didn't think he a lot of what he says doesn't make any sense. But Adibles, I didn't think he was, I thought he was kind of straight laced.

You know, he doesn't drink, but he is a stoner. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's a great man. So here he is talking about, the whole point of this episode, because he goes, I'm not gonna talk about Roy in Richard anymore, meaning me in dick master sin

you know but i will be dead talk about it for a while and he goes i'm not going to talk about that anymore because people want me to talk about things so he decides to do a review of a new netflix show most of the stuff that i i should on i'm not deeply diving into it because i already no i won't like it to say i'm saying why would i go so deep

on this particular show that I'm about to talk about here when there's no way in hell I would have watched it regardless. Okay, I don't even know how to begin this. I don't know how to get into this. I guess I'll just start by saying there's a new show as came out on Netflix. I guess I'll just start by saying there's a new show as came out on Netflix. Haven't watched an episode, but I did see the trailer. And it's a tattoo show. Okay, to show about tattoos. Now the difference with this is what makes us so creative and funny and awesome.

It is. It is simply a show about people getting their tattoos fixed. It's called tattoo redo. All right, so this new show tattoo redo is hosted by Jesse May Palusa. I don't know, I don't know how to pronounce that. She's from Syracuse by the, she was just on the Joe Rogan show. And I know for a fact Patrick Michael is jealous of Joe Rogan. Oh, yeah. By the way, all we do, there's so many parallels between these guys.

Oh, we'd be like, oh, why? Because Joe Rogan's talking about it. So you think it's cool now over there. He talks about, I mean, it's the most popular podcast in the world. Yeah. Kind of big deal. They really do. Him and Opie have this thing.

I guess the ginger thing maybe. Oh, no. Maybe that's not. That's not. They're both basketball guys too. Holy shit. I gotta write down all the parallels here. This is interesting.

It's like Patrick Michael is what OP should have become without Anthony Kubi and Jim Norton. This is why. Oh my god. What a bitch. Yeah, like if you do, yeah, you see what Obi's life would have been if me and him didn't get together, that I don't long Island to do a WBAB, that would have been it. Of course, I would have been married to a disgusting, um, felon, uh, wife.

But wait, Jody B says he's slow, Rogad. I like. I'm not going I'm slow. I'm like, I don't like that. So he's explaining the show that he won't watch and he hasn't seen, he's telling us why it sucks. You could fix it, but you shouldn't just cover it up. What's the point to that?

Is it funny now? To be like, ah, I had this tattoo of Stimpy and I didn't like it. It was very poorly done. So I got it covered up with this giant tree. Okay, what's the tree mean? Because that in turn means that your tattoos are meaningless. There's no point behind them.

If you can just cover up a Stimpy tattoo, which obviously had some sort of meaning to you in your childhood and who you are as a person with a tree that's just a tree, what's the point? So you can look cool. So you can just be a cool person, like look, I have a cool tree on my leg instead of this goofy stimpie that meant more to me

than this goddamn tree. So this is a hypothetical that he's really analyzing. Like what did the idiot this guy is? We got a tree over a stimpie. Like this is your making, you're the one making this up. And now you're arguing it. What? He could have picked something like a little more sincere

of a tattoo, something that would mean something. Like he's like, you know, maybe Stippy meant something to you. What? It means something to me. I got a tree on my leg. I love that joke. Yeah. And then you get a cover up. Yeah, that's what people do. His take on it was the psychedelic kicking in at that point. I hope so. What are you saying? Well, Anthony, so I went and watched this trailer

because I was interested in what's going on here. And I actually heard Jesse May on Joe Rogan. And the premise is a little bit more interesting than what he's saying, because he hasn't watched the show when he doesn't comprehend things. So the way it actually works is you have a shitty tattoo and they goof on you, oh, I keep it, you got that tattoo,

you tell the story, oh, yeah, I got it, because blah, and then your friend takes you to the tattoo parlor and they get to pick what tattoo you get out of the put on there to fix it, or to put all of it. So it's not like, yeah, if someone gets a tree over Stimpy, it's like, yeah, well, they're goofy, got you. You know, they're making you get a fucking tree.

So it's actually kind of funny. In that way, I don't want to do. Also, where the artist looks at it and goes, you know, he needs something that'll cover that up. So he's probably better suited to turn Stimpy into a tree than he would be to turn Stimpy into, you know, a car or something. Right. It has to have a certain shape to it. Right, right. And I guess Patrick doesn't realize this because he just, again, watched the trailer and couldn't comprehend what.

He's also angry at the host. He's not, he's not like, he doesn't like this like her. He's angry. But in the trailer, it looks as if they have a host that is a comedian, a host that's a comedian. And that's not uncommon. The only thing is, is not really a comedian, not really a comedian at all. She travels, it does say it's hosted by Jesse May, Paluso. And I know and I know I know

Even those of you that actually like Kevin Hart and Bill Burr and these big-time comedians, right? You'd never heard of Jesse May Jesse May is only the funniest thing about her is that she dated Janis Popus That's it Nothing else. She's been on Rogan twice. If people heard of her. Yeah, people know who she is. He is a bitter guy, man. I know.

Where is this? And it's not even really underlying. It comes out on a show very obvious, but like I think it's like a iceberg. A lot more of it is below the surface. He's so angry. I honestly think he's full of hatred and rejection. Like he's just been rejected his whole life. I think there's a woman hating issue here. He talks about the cool guys.

He hates the fact that it still bugs him that he wasn't a cool guy maybe in school. He still thinks about school when he talks about those glory days. And he's bitter about it. And he just hates everybody that's done anything and that's successful and anything. You have a clip on here where it really, really lashes out and you can tell they just hates female comedians specifically. Yeah. And look, look, I don't think

Jesse May has done a single special. I don't think she has a comedy album. Again, not doing the research because don't care. I'm almost positive. Okay. Oh, what does that mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? It means Comedy for women is easier. They don't have to be that funny They also don't have to get on stage every single weekend for 10 years straight Before they eventually break into a TV show hosting gig or a radio program or get a special See what's interesting here is that I'm listening to some going, if this was his take in his angle, he would have an audience, like besides just W ATP fans, he would have an audience if he was just like, shitting out a women all the time.

Angry genders everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Him and Dick Messick had teem up and just shitting out a women for three hours straight. He's probably got so many experiences floating around in his head that of women that just laughed at him, rejected him, whatever. And he, it comes out in this program.

Just imagine, she probably doesn't even like micro-penises. That's the kind of girl she is. She laughed at a guy who pulls his pants out and that's a micro-penis. Now he has tattoos, right? He's got a ton of tats. Yeah.

And actually that leads me into this clip where he explains why she's not even qualified to be hosting this show. Right. When you can say you have a specific number of tattoos, you don't have enough tattoos to talk about tattoos, man. If you can still say I have 14 tattoos, well, then you shouldn't talk or consult about tattoos man. If you can still say I have 14 tattoos, well then you shouldn't talk or consult about tattoos ever. You only got 14. You can still count them. Jesse May doesn't have enough tattoos. She has 14 but that's not enough to be on the show.

Like I know a guy who writes about craft beers he reviews them. He's not even getting blackout drunk every night. So what the fuck does he know about craftyers? Well, that's all. Yeah, you have to be, um, like psychotic about whatever your hosting or talking about. You don't deserve 14 tattoos, especially on a girl. I don't know. These days not really, but 14 tattoos, a lot of tattoos. That's fine. That's fine. I wonder what he can count up to that's what I'm wondering Yeah, he goes you lose count after what numbers over 25. No idea. I have to wait till patreon He just got a bunch of tattoos of girls with like axes in their head have. All right, so this is more about her 14 tattoos. Jesse May has 14 tattoos. And we're supposed to listen to her funny comments about other people's tattoos. Nah, skip it onto the next one. Oh my God, he has an excuse for everything. It really is. You know, Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon, what?

Once? Once? And he's going to talk about the moon. I can use an expert. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah, how many tattoos did he have? Yeah, how many tattoos? This clip about the play.

Anthony, this clip legit made me laugh out loud. For not the reasons I think Patrick Michael was intended, but this made me laugh. Because the name Zack Snyder doesn't even, he sounds like an asshole. No offense, but hey. He calls it name Zack Snyder sounds like an asshole. No offense.

No offense. Looks good on you though. Yeah, right. No offense. He's lost like it's like a sin and I'll stay over and over. If this was a character, I would want this guy to be seen by everybody in the world. I know, but it's not. But I still I'm still promoting the hell out of this guy.

patreon.com slash pod culture. Give him your money. He's newly single. You can use it. Please tell me You broke up. Yeah, yeah. This is the last clip I have and um, I think this one speaks for itself Either way, I felt like giving you guys something here and that and you know, there's people that are Huge supporters of this whatever And When they ask for something that's not about those doofuses who would like to clip my show just to make their show a little entertaining, we do that. We bring that to you. We give you something else. Oh, now I'm a doofus. Yeah, too. But he's I love how he's talking about it. Like there are a bunch of people doing this.

Like, oh yeah, I got my show constantly. People talking about it, cutting up clips, and goofing on it. No, it's Carl. It's just where these podcasts. That's it. It's who are these podcasts? That's who's doing it.

Did you hear Anthony, when he was jealous that I was on Chip Chipperson, he saw that. And he was like, I would love to talk to Jim Norton and Anthony Kumi like He looks up to you and I wonder if he knows That you featured him on your show and you're a fan of his like does he know that? I I don't know I I would think he would have reached out in some way. Would you have him on the show? In a second. There you go!

Panjama, what are you doing? You could be on the coo-be a show. I'll promote your program. All right, well it's out there now. Don't tell me you won't do my show. Because that's absurd. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, he's the pinnacle of no confidence.

And he even said it there. He goes, on this, you know, whatever it is, he won't even call it a show. Right. He doesn't know what he's doing. Because if you call it a show, then it's a show. Right. And just to adhere to certain parameters of a program, and then people can say, well, I've heard shows, so I'll compare it to a show.

But he's like, nope, it's not that can't be compared to anything, so if you don't like it, that's your problem. It's amazing. It's the circular logic is impressive because he can contradict himself in the same sentence, and it'll come off for a minute and then it'll just like push through it.

Yeah, because that's the comfort zone for him. Yeah, we're back. We're back. I don't care if you support my show, go to patreon.com slash pod culture and support the show. What? Yeah, I just won't care about it,

but keep doing it. And also fuck you. The hell is, it's like, thanks so much for giving me money and also go fuck yourself. Like, what? What? What did I do? And it literally comes from,

because I get screen shots from people. It literally comes from people DMing him and saying, like, hey, dude, this show's fucking great, found you through Carl, and it'll just be like, fuck you. I have my own fans, I'll get all pissed off. And then someone will send him a nice note

and that'll be like, happy the next week. It's great. People are just toying with his emotions. Oh yeah, yeah. Stuttering John Melendez, holy shit, I was checking out Tuesday and Thursday's show this week. He now has duct tape holding his microphone out of the stand. Have you seen this? Oh my god. He's got sores at his hands. He's got new sores.

I don't know where these sores are coming from, but they're weird looking sores that he gets on his hands. And he's constantly putting them in the camera shot. And it's grotesque. I wish he'd keep his arms down. I wish he was Jeffrey Tubanning underneath the table. So I have to see what the fuck's going on in his hands. Yeah, this congressman on Ted Lu.

Now he's had this guy on before. And Ted Lu is a gay gentleman. Now he's had this guy on before and Ted Lue is a gay gentleman. And the last time he was on there, he said the gay, I mean, the great Ted Lue. Oh, no. Doesn't he do it again? This is from just this Tuesday's episode. All right. Thank you so much. I

for coming on, Ted. I really appreciate it. Terrific. Have a good day. Please come back again. All right. Well, do thank you. All right. Thanks, Ted. Terrific. Have a good day. Please come back again, all right. Well, dude. Thank you. All right. Thanks, Ted. All right. The gate, the great congressman, Ted, lose from California. The fruity cop. I mean, the fruity, uh, Oh, and he just a queer guy, great guy. John really, his brain can't handle too many things at one time. Oh, and it's great too, because you can watch it happen.

So because he has a video show, you watch his eyes dark back and forth, and he's staring at the screen, and then he's like, oh, shit, what did that person just say? And what does this comment here? And do I need to kick this person out? He gets lost very quickly and easily in his own stupid head. So this is great. He's got this Lindsey Graham joke that he's got already to go. He's very excited about it. Oh, good.

He's going to tear up a Republican. Finally. Wow. But what's great about this is he tells the joke and then he celebrates himself and he explains how he came up with such an amazing joke so that we could all get a pee behind the curtain. Oh, you've been on a comedy show for a little bit. You ever do this before? We explain how you came up with a joke that you told?

It just makes the joke that much funnier. It always does. I've seen the greats do this. I've seen the greats do this. You can still get COVID if you have the vaccinations. Lindsey Graham just got COVID, which I don't know how. He spends all his time in the closet. But thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. I tweeted that one at 6 a.m. in the morning. I was thinking of questions to ask the politicians and one of the questions was going to be full in. He isn't at time. Time for what? Time he came out of the closet. But then I thought of that joke. All right. So I know he thought it was so good. Yes. He entertainments behind the joke.

But Anthony, what's great about that is, so he wants to do this new show. He's going to go to Washington DC and interview Republicans and the old style they used to do where he'd like, you know, ask him ridiculous questions and get these reactions. So he's trying to come up with these questions now, and it's literally the Ringo Star joke, but less witty. You know, what'd you do with the money? But in this one, it's, I forget what the fucking setup was, but it was still stupid like,

Oh, you think it's time. Do you think it's time? I think I should be like, time for what? He's like, no one would answer that. No, yeah. No. Yeah. So the best part about this is he has, he has Richard O'Hita on the show later and doesn't

he repeat the joke. This is the same. No. This is the same show. It's not even like a week later. Oh my God. I can be forgiven if it was a week later, but he repeats it on the same show. And of course, Lindsey Graham has tested positive for COVID.

So I'm sure that everybody needs to- I don't know how he can get COVID. He spends his entire life in the closet. Exactly, exactly. She's so good. I can tell you himself. Good way. I got something for this.

He came flying out of that. Oh my God. He's like Braveheart. Oh. Oh. And then- Braveheart. Oh, man. Oh, shut the fuck up. I got a joke. By the way, let me explain to you, it was seven a.m. in the morning sunrise time in the eight a.m. morning. Hey, I'm in the morning. I'm not PM, Moon Time. Yeah, 7 a.m. in the morning. I can't stand it. Western time.

What a jolt. He jumped in and stepped all over that guy to get that brilliant joke in for this second time in the same show. Correct. Oh, shit. So now the person we told that joke, he had to go into damage control afterwards because it's a gay joke and he's He's very woke. We love that show. He's one of his one of his children or in the LBGTQ him or her correct Yes immunity of course, so he has to go on and say this for the damage control. I think all men and women

Should be created equal and that includes trans, buy and whatever else. They should all be created equal. I'm not gonna read that. I don't know what am I gonna do about it. Yeah, he doesn't say are created equal. No, they should be created equal. I think be. Maybe I'm in the minority, but I think the buys and the trans should be created equal.

Okay. He is so bad. I can't get enough of John. Again, another one that if this was a character, yeah, you'd be like, oh my god, it's brilliant. It's brilliant. But we all know unfortunately, it is really tough. Well, you've had him on your show a few times. You've talked to him face to face. I mean, you know, and it's gotten worse. It's obviously gotten worse. Yeah, yeah. He, he, uh, drinks to the point of complete, he can't function. He gets drunk to the point where he can't function anymore, can't speak, can't walk, can't do anything. And on other people's beers, by the way,

I don't think he's ever bought one beer that he's drunk. I bet the beers he drinks on his shows, someone else bought it. I don't know how. That's actually true on his birthday. He had a case of course, like delivered to his house from a fan. Like he's literally asking people to buy him beer

at his own apartment. I pay for it with this stupid chat. Well, so all right, so that brings me to this point. He's talking about the pub that he goes to, the quick pub. And listen to the conversation he's having with the, I mean, I can't imagine anyone there is excited when he walks in the door. Is he picking up a lesbian?

Oh, I don't know. Could you believe that story? No, no, no. No, I can't. So stupid. So stupid. I was glad I had Chrissy at the show. Oh, so funny. Yeah, I think I didn't make sense of any of this.

I was talking to Chrissy about her appearance on your show and I said, I really dig in her John impression. Like everyone does a John impression now and she's getting pretty good. Yeah, I guess was being, she does a pretty good one. I like her John impression because it's similar to like when they used to do the impressions on Howard Stern, it sounded nothing like the person, but you've got it immediately, like oh, you're doing John, yep, I get it.

Yours cause been very good, like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We know what I can't do, and this is the thing that I have a hard time with, and producer Chris does an impression too, we do those deep fake videos. The thing that I can't do are the pauses between

Words that we're getting. I can't yeah talk in a manna Like John was more comfortable with that air. He's so much more comfortable with that air. Yeah, always the audience I don't want that air. I was the audience. Every clip that I pull, I actually squeeze it together. I take out the day there because I don't want that my show. It's so bad. All right, so this is him at the pond.

But John, isn't it crazy? Like I said, people at the pub hang out, I go, okay, so let me get straight. You guys are anti-abortion, but pro death penalty. Yeah, I don't get it That's like a Comics bit from the 80s. Oh god, right and he's arguing that as if that's like some profound thing Yeah, yeah, maybe you know I wouldn't even get into the argument, but maybe the fetus didn't murder a family maybe the fetus didn't murder a family of five. I know, I know, I know, this is the thing, dude.

He's like, he can't even understand why someone will feel that way and his guest goes, well, the reason what they'll tell you is, you know, this whole thing, yeah. And it is in life, John, is what they, that would be their response to, to read just the, he just repeats the shit he hears. That's like, like, and I've seen people do it on both sides of the political fence, where

you just soak in the bullshit and then spew it out. But he's the worst at it. He's so bad at it because he gets it wrong a lot of times and he's got this idea that he's a political pundit. He thinks he can give concise political commentary. He can't, like I said, his duct tape mic and his backdrop falling down exposing the cobble he lives in. I will get Iraq. What do you rock was on? He pointed out that the backdrop is LA, but it's got the little watermarks on it. Because he did need a watermark.

Like high resolution of it. Yeah, whenever you're making like, whenever I use a lot of pictures, photos when I tweet. And I look for ones that don't have the watermark on it for even a tweet. Right, he's literally using it for his background that says I'm too cheap to get the HD version

for a few bucks to license it. So this is him again we're talking about Lindsey Graham and he's voting against LGBTQ rights and why does he get it for so long time in the closet. So he doesn't he doesn't repeat that joke again but he does fuck up a pretty well known saying at the end here Lindsey Graham Lady G Graham Ma Be out there voting against LGBTQ rights When you're a latent homosexual

That when you're a latent homosexual, that protest by too much. Oh, that protest by too much. That protest by too much for go. Hear you, hear you. Get over his head, the hear you. Yes, like people fuck up the saying all the time, I know that I had before, but I would never say protest thy too much.

We quite thy too much dith. Ha ha ha. Oh, is that classic stuttering, John? It sure is. Oh. He should really only quote things, maybe in from the last century. Only a nursery rhyme or something.

So did he. Fuck it. So like that. As the great pop I would say. I am what I am. I is all that fuss and am. Now, I am does protest. As pop I would say. I love John, this is hilarious.

Oh, this has become my favorite part of the show now. Like I pull more John clips and I do the main show that we're doing consistently. Because everything he says, like we could just, we could pull up up a any video on YouTube and just play it from anywhere and it's just hilarious terrible he's he's not getting better I gotta say op and and Patrick Michael do not make me laugh I exhausted from laughing I don't agree he's so unintentionally funny I should do a southern John rap up. We should be on as soon as the show ends, come over to my channel, we'll talk about it. So he's had this guy on John Fugel sang and oh, yeah, he's a really liberal guy. Yeah, so he's over on the East Coast and he's talked because they got the time zone wrong again.

They have such a hard time with and he's talking, because they got the time zone wrong again. They have such a hard time with PSD. Yes. Three or four hours or he can figure out what the time zone is. Which we'll figure it out. Is it AM or PM7 PM AM? So, so he explains, he's so he's ripping on L.A. He's like, yeah, I haven't been to L.A. in a while, you know, and he gets into it.

And then John reveals something that's hilarious. I love that. I'll return. I'll return to your magical city where everyone buys shoes and he gets into it. And then John reveals something that's hilarious. I love returns. I'll return to your magical city where everyone buys shoes and no one walks anywhere. And I'll be back in the PSD. I can't wait. You know what's so funny, John? I once on eBay, I bought a turn signal and I was going to pull it out on stage and go,

ALA, do you know what this is? This is to put on a blinker. Yeah, nobody puts on blinkers in L.A. It's so funny that you guys... You wanted to be a prop comic? What's the same carrot flop? Whoa! Hey, it's a pear-shaped, the prop comic.

How did he even segue to that from the shoes and no one walks? I understand he meant people dry but Is signal hey, I found the no one uses the signal Am I right? That what about these Chinese you can blind fold them with dental? I was gonna bite that the floss. I don't know where to find it But I was gonna bite that the floss and bring it on stage and bring a Chinese woman up I was gonna bite that the faucet bring it on stage and bring a Chinese woman up Hey, I smash a watermelon with a mallet at the end of my show

Shit, I wanted he's he was proud of that. I was gonna do this prop panic thing He was so proud of it. It's looked out of like like just a blinker. What is he even talking about now? I was gonna just bring the back half of the car on stage. Everybody check out this light over here. Blinks. Do you know what this is? Yeah, terrible tomatty. Yeah Do you know what this is? Yeah terrible comedy From the front row

Yeah, lady, you know what this is a refund He is so incredibly bad. I can't get enough. Oh speaking of his comedy He gives a plug now. This is from speaking of his comedy, he gives a plug. Now this is from the Thursday episode, and he's plugging a show that he has coming up. He's very enthusiastic about it. Just remind that I'll be at the Lafactory in Reno.

I'll be headlining there. So the end of the episode, he gets into this yawning fit. He's just, like like on his own show. He's born out of his mind. Holy shit. And then channeling the audience. Yes, right. You know, it's contagious. He could tell they're all yawning. So then it gives a biology lesson, which I always want science coming from settering job. That's how I learned. Oh, yeah. Yeah. By the way, Yawning has nothing to do with being bored. Yawning has everything to do with too much carbon, carbon dioxide, and in your lungs,

and you have to expel it. How do I know so much? Because when I was in seventh grade or eighth grade biology, my teacher, Mr. Morris caught me yawning in class and made me do a two page essay on why people yon. All right. So I looked this up and it's just not true. Wow.

It literally says. Yeah, it literally says yawning is a symptom of being tired or bored or uninterested. Of course. And then it gets into like, if you're yawning excessively like he was, it could mean like a brain tumor or your heart is bleeding. I thought this should have like,

alcoholism. Who is light on? Yeah. Yeah. So, this is fantastic. I love when John compares himself to people who are very successful. He's talking about George Lucas going back and re-editing the Star Wars movies, a special edition.

I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry for that one. Oh, yeah. I mean, we're still talking about this in 2021. It's such an interesting topic. Yeah. I can't believe that Han didn't shoot first. Like, okay, okay, we're for passing. Oh, God. Yeah, I can't believe that Han didn't shoot first like I okay, we're We're for passing So this is this is John talking about how he was also guilty of this I hate when filmmakers do this. I'm guilty of that

For a night sound film I did in at NYU The crew It was okay, you tie it so they didn't want to shoot the rest of the scenes. I had to be creative and use a clips of different takes and edit a scene like and made it look like he was dreaming. It got an A and then I went back and edited what I originally wanted didn't make it any better. So I learned my lesson. George Lucas, you should learn yours. He's drunk. He's drunk. He's slurring everywhere that comes out of his mouth. Could you imagine saying, so I did what Lucas did and I got an A, you know, Lucas as an 87 on Rotten Tomato. So I think that's probably a bee-poss anyway He's he's talking about his college NYU days and comparing a film he made which I would kill to see Yes, I would kill to see this for $20. I would drop $20 in a second to watch that We'll loately. And he's comparing it to the works of George Lucas.

It's amazing, isn't it? He is astoundingly clueless about himself. Anthony, this guy is 55 years old. Do you remember any grades you've gotten on any projects that you didn't school? No. I don't either. Not one.

And I can't tell you my my teachers names like you know, yeah, Mr. Mr. Way knows the fucking teachers names biology in eighth grade. Mr. Morehead said like what? I learned that carbonite in your lungs. I don't know. So here's, this is kind of related to this. He's talking about now, he used to write, quote unquote, the cold opens for the tonight show when he was the announcer on the J Lino show. Right.

And this is a little bit of a longer clip, but he's gonna tell this story about how Charlie Sheen was gonna do the cold open, but he showed up late, so they had to shoot it after. They got done with the show, and then they were gonna add it later and then put it out as the cold open. And everyone was annoyed with him that they had to stay late to do this cold open, and John does not understand ratings.

At all. Charlie Sheen loved to do the cold opens. And he came in, but he showed up up late because he's Charlie Sheen. And we didn't have time to shoot it before, but he said, I really want to do it. So we had to shoot it after after the show and then inserted into the show later. It's called editing folks. We know. So I'll never forget I was standing next to the cameraman, slash director, and the production supervisor. And they were all upset with me. They were like, and the cameraman had the audacity

to say to me, you know, John, it's really doesn't matter in the ratings. Like they were mad, they had to stay in extra 10, 15 minutes. I'm sure it was more than that. And I was like, in my mind, I'm like, like how? I think I even said a lot, how do you know it doesn't help in the ratings? The only way to know it doesn't help in the ratings

is if you go by a Charlie Sheen episode where there wasn't a cold open and then take a Charlie Sheen episode where there was, and then you can see if, where there was, people get to see him up front, and then they stick around for him for the rest of the show. So, it's okay. It's so fucked up.

Does he think that ratings mean? It's so fucked up. Do you think that ratings mean, like giving it a score? I think the ratings are good for the cold open people like it. It's like no, no, John, the way ratings works. It's not just like any Charlie Sheet episode. It's gonna be comparable. You don't want to wonder about the seasonality of the episode

and what was the lead in and what night of the week is at. And it's such a moron. Nobody tuned into the night show for the cold open. No one's like, ah, I gotta get here right on the level 35. It's cold open time. And I don't think the cold open whether you like it or got to get here right on level 35. It's cold open time. And I don't think the cold open, whether you like it or not, is going to decide if you stick around. It's going to be, yeah, over the guests, you know, nothing matters right

up until Jay Leno. Right. And then, and then when Jay comes out, then people will be like, oh, who are the guests? I think I'll stick around. Jay was funny in his monologue. He's this self-important. He thinks he talks about things. And that's why I always loved when you guys would play glory days. Because it's so indicative. It's exactly what he's doing.

He's talking about school. He's talking about high school. He's talking about college. I heard a high school's a talking about college. I had a friend he was the announcer on the Tonight Show for about a season or so. Yeah, the pole no pain. Do you remember when Jay Leno would do the monologue and then when the guest was at he'd be like, oh yeah, just tell us joke about that. Let me repeat it. Did you hear about this?

Could you imagine Jay just diving in and stepping all over the guy with how a junkie told in the monologue? That's I mean, John's learned nothing. He's worked with Howard Stern and Jay Leno and he's learned nothing from that. Yes, yes, to immensely successful broadcasters in a couple of different mediums, right? And he can't figure out how they do anything. It's unbelievable. Brilliant. Richard O'Hita.

No, Richard O'Hita is going to do his Bill Marra parents at the end of the month and Stuttering John lets him know that he can give him a ride because John wants to try to get out of the show obviously. Of course. So he says, oh, I can give you a ride to the bill, my or show because he got a new car. And the question is, because he's been talking about this new car for months now. He's supposed to have a Tesla two months ago. So the question is, what would you get? And he does not answer the question. Oh my God. Oh, and when you do come, I got a new car now. So I sold the Mustang. So I could drive it to Bull Mars show in class.

Hell yeah, let's do it. So what is it, Ford Festival, we got it. Ha ha ha. No, no, it's a little, it's a little more high end than that. But so when are you coming, do you know? Does that, that's like a fifth grader telling a lie. I know, I brought this up and now I regret doing that. Well, I was looking at the Ford Festival, but they actually don't make those anymore.

Anyway, the point is, so would you get, fort. That's Steve up with this. You don't make those anymore. Anyway, the point is... No, so would you get, no, it's more high end than that. And it flies. He can't control himself. I would love to know what it is. Oh, there's somebody who lives him, who has sent me photos. So I would love for that person to give you an update. It's in that old spot where the Mustang used to be.

I'd love to know. We could find that out. I know, whatever it is, it's missing a blinker because I needed a comedy bit. Yeah. I can't make love study more, but it's worth it for the laughs. I haven't made a love turn since the funny bond. This is him at the end of the show.

I don't know if you know this, but he has a realtor license. Like he, he has somebody like backup plans, like he was like substitute teaching for a while, and I like sell houses and stuff like. He wants to retell these in the world of entertainment. He's obviously just not. I mean, no, no republic. Well, this is great. So Benny Locke, one of the one of the regular says, will you be my realtor? And John explains that he can do that. Come on, peeps. You can't get, you can't have a better show. Well, first he's patting himself on the back. This peeps thing, dude, we gotta remember this

for the next Deepfake video. He keeps saying, I'm the top peeps. Yeah, it's still stupid. Yeah, my peeps is called wind of the slaying. Yeah, this is slaying from a while ago. It's not crazy, you know. I'll tell you, the kids are using it, it's ago. It's not crazy, you know, I'll tell you the kids using it.

It's fat. It's fat. You guys see this, this, this, peep the frog meme. I got it from the frog. You can't, come on, peeps. You can't, you can't have a better show.

Oh, uh, Benny loves, it's like five bucks. loves that for five bucks. You're gonna be my realtor watch, John. Yes, I will be if you want me to be. I do have my realtor license. Among many other freaking degrees.

You know, I pause again. A realtor license is not a degree. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh the degrees freaking degrees. I worked your century IQ 21 That's like a great they gave me an A my boss gave me an A I'm a quarterly I'm an incredibly smart guy in my own right. Are you just saying he's an incredibly smart guy? Now listen to what happens next.

If I accidentally block people today, I'm sorry. Tinky Streets, if I block, I don't you with fake kinky streets. So he's been having this issue lately where he's blocking people who support him and So he says out loud he goes if I if I blocked you just sign in as a different name I'm like well then why are you blocking people? But it's that easy. You just told the trolls how to get around this He probably blocks them they sign up for a new. Then he unblocks him and goes, look how many people I have. Genius. It's two people for every one person because he blocked him. You don't have to tell a friend, I'll make you two people. It's brilliant. It's brilliant.

All right, so, John. John seems to think that his show has a lot of reach. And I don't know that it's true. I think that maybe in his head, the show is a big deal. And it's actually persuading people. But I don't know if that's true. He explains this guy, Jeff Sites, recently lost an election. And John's like, well, I asked him to do my show. You know, but if you're gonna blow off these grassroots shows now,

I don't think you're gonna have a chance. And it happened with Maya Wiley who was the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first to be the first show in the world, but if you're gonna blow off, you know, these grassroots shows now, you know, I don't think you're gonna have a chance. And it happened with Maya Wiley, who was running for Mayer, New York, I begged her to come on, kept giving me a blow off, and I was just like, you know what? Keep on blowing me off.

It's silly, because I have a big New York following. It's silly. She could dress up as splitterman of Times Square and talk to more people. The job show would reach a New York following it silly. She could dress up as Sputterman at Times Square and talk to more people. The John show would reach a New York City. This is, that's an insane thing to say. I told her to come on the show. I got a huge audience in New York and then she lost the election. Yeah, yeah. We know where you're going with that, John. Yeah, I see. I could put a retouch a lot of people in New York. Correlation is not causation. No, no.

His spit is so disgusting. It's gross. You could hear, it's viscosity. You could hear it. It's terrible. He's like a drooly dog. Like if he was at my house and he'd see like watching, like what furnitures he's sitting on,

what do I gotta clean up later? Oh God, would he be getting a trip to the vet to get the old blue IV Fucking dog ended ended already. It's over Johnny. Yeah, how do I not have that drop on the board? It's over Johnny nothing over It's over Johnny. Nothing over. He is fantastic. The last thing I want to hear you say is one more clip from John. I want to do this for days on end. Oh, I just need a good job. I have good news for you.

I'm overloaded with Stuttering John's guts. So check this out. He's got this guy, Richard O'Hita on the show. Now Richard is on John's show. Okay, John is interviewing Richard. Richard has his own show. But thisHita on the show. Now Richard is on John show, okay. John is interviewing Richard, Richard has his own show, but this is not Richard show. This is John show. And John decides to fish for a compliment while plugging his shows with a guest out of the show.

I'm doing stand up in LA September 5th at the Roosevelt Hotel. I'll be in Florida August 20th at the Lake Park Black Box and the 21st at the Bokeh Black Box in Bokeh with Don Florida. But, um, but, uh, you know, I'm just telling you because, you know, I know you got a chance to see some of my work. Yeah, well, I'll tell you, man. Oh, no. So this guy came to his show when he had that show with Jay Moore. This guy was in a lab. He's fishing. So he's fishing some of my work. No, go.

No, but the people know, great. So the guy responds with, I wouldn't go to Florida if I were you, because COVID is going to kill you and COVID scary and Florida scary. So then after that, John goes, oh, shit, that didn't work. So he starts plugging more of his shows that are coming up. That I am also gonna be at the Lafactory and Reno headline in the show September 28th,

October 3rd, and then at the Lafactory and Vegas, October 25th through the 31st. I just thought I'd give those plugs out, and I'm about to book a bunch of other shows. So, you know, because I'm going out there. How do these guests continue to go on a show? What do they think here? And like you're supposed to plug the guests when they're there. Like that's why they're

there. It's quid pro quo. We all know it. Give me a little something and, you know, some conversation, some interesting banter, and I will repay you with some plugs so people might hear it and end up at your shows or watch your thing or buy your book, whatever. He doesn't understand. You're not supposed to plug yourself. That's correct. Compound me to do that.

That is correct. Thank you. It's how that works. Holy shit. The fact that he worked with two of the most successful people in broadcasting history is beyond me and picked up nothing. Speaking of working for Howard Stern, so Howard had this brilliant idea, I'm going to send a stutter with no self-confidence to go interview celebrities.

And no matter what the celebrity says, it's gonna be funny because this guy's stutters and has no self confidence. John didn't realize that he was the bit. Like the bit is you, John. And I don't know. And again, the celebrity was basically somebody funny and they're like, oh, this is awesome.

Okay, great. It was a two for, you know? Yeah, yeah. So John's plan. You can't get it. Yeah, he still doesn't understand why that bit was funny and why he was the one sent out there. He's like, oh, I always ask questions. Okay. Impressive. So, John, he explains

that he's going to do this show where he's going to go out and interview these Republicans in the way that he used to when he was on the Howard Stern show, but instead it's going to be political stuff. And he's got a whole plan for this, and I'm going to get a flag that says the S.J.P. news. Okay. And then if they say, where is that from, I'm going to say, um, Kanaga, which is like Kanaga, because that's where I, you know, I am. And hopefully they'll think it's Canada. I'm just going to go with, go with John Melinda is because John Melinda's just John Melinda's for best GP news. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, where's that broadcast?

Canada. Anyway, brilliant. Oh, I confuse everybody. Did he just say, by the way, at the end, listen to this again. I think he says as GP is supposed to be Stuttering John podcast. That's JP. This is is from SGP news. He can't even fucking spit out his own fucking thing. He's like, all that spit, you're thinking could. I'm gonna fool all of them. I'm gonna say I'm from Canopy. Okay.

Like, he's coming up with this code. It's like, why? Is there a law that he can't just lie when you're standing there I know man who gives a shit your mom's gonna. I did mispronounce it, but it would be spelled the same like I rest my ace That is hilarious He is so stupid. He's part of himself too. Oh Yeah, that he came up with the thing. That's like I got it all figured out It's like the code in Rathacon two hours would seem like days captain. Oh, we couldn't figure that one out

well amazing All right, so during John podcast from Kanaga amazing. All right, so starring John podcast from Kanaga. John doesn't have anything bad to say about Howard, except for the fact that he's constantly saying bad things about Howard. I think Tim said, oh, this is him talking about Tim Sabian. Told him how many people listen to Howard show. Yeah, I think Tim said, I think 10 million, maybe he did say 18 million,

gone from 18 million radio listeners to under 800,000 on serious. Look, I have nothing against the man. I really don't. What? But, but if you're short of one, if any of you people think it's okay to risk your freaking fans off like that Then you're part of the problem. All right, a couple things here. So first up Yeah, first up and you were on serious ex-app Yeah, just Tim Sabia know how many people are listening to any shows

No, they don't there's really no way to calculate how many people are listening at any time not just because Two people could be in a car at one time listening to one subscription or You just there's no way to tell it's a one-way thing they put the signal out and that's pretty much it So Tim Sabia you're on a clue Tim Sabian maybe said this to John at some point and I'm sure Howard's audience is definitely dwindled down, but the fact he's throwing out numbers, 18 million, now it's 800,000. He was probably spitballing and it was probably

a private conversation that he was having with them. You know, Tim Sabian said, how would start sucks now? Like, wait, what? He had to cut you for work together. What do you do? Tim never badmouthed. He said some things about Howard.

He's got criticisms, but he's never just gone out and released numbers around it. I think he's probably under a confidentiality agreement still. That's probably, it doesn't expire. You just got to keep your mouth shut and you can't talk about business. So he hasn't given John these, why would you give it to John? It was just gonna ramble and babble about it anyway. Tim hasn't been an employee of Sirius in over five years.

I mean, he's been at Westwood wanting, might still be there. Although hiring, hopefully he got fired for that one. Oh God. Yeah. But I don't think he's with Westwood anymore. Yeah, I don't think he is. So why would Tim know anything?

Oh, yeah. On top of that. So the other thing that I want to talk about is in this segment, and it's a long segment where he's just bashing Howard, he says, TMZ interviewed me. I was on a date. This is so funny. I'm on a date.

Date's great went really well. And then I got to go and get to the ATM to pay for the parking. And then TMZ is there. And they're asking me about how we're taking the summer. I see I talk too fast, what I do. I don't say you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't say you know, I talk too fast.

So he's got this whole thing. And TMZ's asking him what he thinks about how we're taking off the summer. And he's got this great joke. And he repeats it multiple times. He said, if TMZ talks about a show. He said at CMZ he talks it on a show. He said, and then talking to Claus. The comedy of threes.

Looking up. You tell the joke once and then twice and then the third time it crushes. That's amazing. I'm going to, that's a fucking funny standup and I'm gonna try that. So, uh, so insane. So he says to them, he goes, that would be like, if you got a Netflix subscription, and then they stopped all programming for two months. Like everyone would be outraged about that.

Well, yeah. Yeah, except for the fact that serious has like hundreds of channels. Yeah, you still got your eighties on eight. And you're not signing a contract. You can cancel anytime. You can cancel. That's why when he said, you know,

if you like, how would rip in your office? Right. What's he coming into your house Anytime you can cancel that's why when he said, you know if you like I would rip in your office What's he coming into your house and stealing the subscription money and you subscribe to it? You could just stop subscribing stop it anytime. I did it when if the kumia was fired I was like fuck these assholes. I'm not gonna listen to them anymore And then I did that thing where you create a new email address and get the free thing every month for a while So it's very easy to get a free So John is so proud of this thing that he said on TMZ, which I'm sure they didn't use Sure they had better things to talk about it, TMZ

They're fucking with him They be funny if the TMZ went up to him and said, why are you famous? It's the microphone film with bubble gum And they're just like let's see me Paul turn again John what did you do with the money? They got the microphone that goes to the FM dial on the car. Mr. Mr. microphone or Hey, good luck. And we'll be back to the queue up later.

Yeah. Was it on your show, Anthony? You were watching that recently? Yeah, yes. The old commercials. So fucking shawty harassing women with a toy microphone. Ha, ha, ha, ha. What?

With the Mr. Microphone, you can cat call and more. Oh, no. Oh, okay. Let's get through this. You can do it. All right, so he's talking about his date. He's on this date with this girl. And the girl points out, but first date, the girl points out that he missed a few spots shaping. Oh, shit.

And the reason why this is so funny to me is that we've all seen the new publicity photos that are front of us. Our front Chrissy Mayor, enhanced, enhanced, enhanced. Chrissy Mayor tweeted that the photo of him and zoomed in on his nose hair which is outrageous and I loved Chrissy's tweets. This guy was making fun of my looks for months. So John looks terrible. He does not know how to shave and apparently his day pointed this out.

Oh, it's funny. On the date, I'm with the girl and she's like, John, you know, you missed a few spots here shaving. Just, I go, did I? I thought I did a good job there. Now, you got some over here up there on top and then I'll be here on top. I go on now, man. Really? Yeah.

Turns out I did. There is one thing I hate more. There's nothing I hate more in shape. Well, you know, bathing, you know, having to deal with right wing lunatics. Broaches. I think I'm gonna shave it. Cockroaches and bedbugs. Cockroaches. Green screen stands to one more. Clipping totals. So, this is the last clip I'm gonna play. This is the thing that you don't do when you're in Hollywood.

And God bless John for not understanding this at all. He lists the people who he hates. All right, this is the list of people that John despises. The worst people, human beings. Number one, Chelsea Handler. Okay. The worst person ever on the face of this planet. Number two, Sasha Bar and Cohen, complete idiot. Number three, Bob Smigel, two of the latter stole the stuttering John Oh, oh my god. I think there was one more

I think it's one of my first time I was to get the numbers guy, but oh Brian Seacrest oh another douchebag for most successful guy I probably this There's my list. Oh my god. I'll be back on Saturday. Oh my God. My rats of the show. By the way, the guy who produces more television programming than anyone else is an asshole. I'll be back on Saturday. He's doing back. Stole the Stuttering John model. I put the ball in bull rat.

I'm gonna start a rejohn model. I put the ball in ball rat. There's no time for me. She got damn it. Holy shit, he's the worst. What is he doing? Like I Chelsea handler, what's she gonna do? Like I get it, okay. She said everyone thinks she's an asshole.

Yes. But what was that just, I'm gonna do it in David Letterman top 10 list only, people I hate. Robert Smigel, like, why even bring that up? Because he just wanted to say that, yeah, I'm a big stole man. So I'm a big stole man.

I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man.

I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. I'm a stole man. a list. Yeah, and you also end with number one, you idiot. Yeah, my top 10 number one is now stick around you're gonna love 10 coming up number three. The anti-climatic podcast yeah, we'll be right back after these words with number 10. It's not gonna want to mess with around Holy shit. All right. Um, really I love Stuttering John me to God in his in the context of who are these podcasts. He's one of the greatest shows ever.

You know, you know what? God, I'm really pissed off at me. Uh, well, many times you're talking about it. Yeah, yeah, trolls. If he's dead, I'll shoot him in the head. I'm gonna stop him on the next day. I found out he didn't so forget it. Forget what I said. Forget the violence I was in Bokie God. I played those I played those clips at but it went out for an hour. Oh yeah. They were antagonizing him for an hour. Just like, it's like, I'll be in New York.

They know how to get him. So I would have poker games over my house. And at one point, Stuttering John was here, he did my show. And we would have an poker game. It's like, John, come over and play poker, you know? So he comes over, but he's got a friend to his that drives him to my house. So it's him and his friend, and they come over, and his friend is like waiting on the guy,

getting his beers, buying his beers. John ran out of money, the friend had to go to his own ATM account, take money out, come back and give it to John, and it was just like, and John got old, blasted drunkies, trying to pick up on my girlfriend and everybody. He's just a, a, you come here often, sweetie. Yeah, I live here. Yeah. Let me, let me take you away from this virtual hell. I'll be in the pool when you can fucking tell me what we're doing. So we have kind of a blow outy thing and I goofed on his comedy act at one of the clubs on Long Island.

Him and the same friend were listening to my show and John's like, yeah, he's going to talk about the gig last night. Let's hear what he said. Literally live, they're listening. And I get on and I'm like, well, it was easy to find parking. That's for sure. I go, I never parked at this club. I was right at the front door, the first spot. I go, the whole block was empty. It was a minute. And then we just goofed on John's act. It wasn't funny. And he just blows up. Fuck, this guy fucked up. So his

friend just starts coming for the poker games. And this is years ago, and that guy is now like one of our groups closest friends. Oh no, shit. I hate it. I'm going to be there because of me. I want you here. Hold a fuck of you to say I'm here to say you. It's it's classic. Yeah, we still hang out. We still play poker. We do fun, John relentlessly. I was guessing that guy and John are not tight anymore. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, and then he goes, he says to me, because we need to ask him, he goes, why the fuck were you hanging out with the guy? Because he's such a douche. And he goes, I know, man, but like I grew up around here and it's it's Stuttering John.

You thought like, oh, I'm gonna hang out with Stuttering John. It's just what an asshole. I hear that from a lot of people. People who try to get into Stuttering John show, they're like, yeah, but the Howard Stern years and I get it man. I love Stuttering John too.

I heard Dr. Steve talking about this just the other day. He's like, well, I mean, he made some great radio. We can all agree on that. But this current version of Settling John, like that's a certain point people are going to totally forget about the Howard Stern years. And this is the only thing we're going to remember about Settling John. Is this the only thing we're going to remember about Settling John? It's a legacy is happening.

Yes. When he talks, there's a lot of fluid comes out of a smile. That's my doctor's team. I had Dr. Steve do a cameo for my wife for her birthday. Now a cameo from Dr. Steve now he offered it for free, but I said no, I want to do this through cameo. $7.49. I was like I have it. I can do it. He's got such a distinct voice and great ways.

Yes, cadence and everything. That's who you kind of want in a cameo. Oh, yeah. No, he's fantastic, but he did the cameo. I am willing to assist at a hospice. So I gave him a few pointers, you know, like you do on cameo. So he did it. And I played it for my wife. He didn't say the word fluid. And I wrote him a few pointers, you know, like you do on cameo. So he did it and I played it for my wife. He didn't say the word fluid and I wrote him back. I said, is this the first cameo you've ever done without saying fluid? He's like, holy shit, you're right. Fuck, I can talk.

He goes, you're having to do it again. No, no, it's fine. It's fine, but I'm only paying $3. Yeah, I'm just okay. I'm going to do my money back. Yeah, I want fluid. So real quick, just because you have the inside scoop, Yeah, I'm just okay. I'm going to do my buddy back. Yeah, I want fluid. So real quick, just because you have the inside scoop. So Stuttering John, I believe drank all of your tequila that night at the poker game. He drinks. Yeah, he drinks a drink all the tequila. I'm guessing it's decent to kill.

He fucking yeah, oh yeah, I was all all the best top shelf stuff and Went through that he rented our studio out to do his show once here in New York and it's our crew We didn't even charge him it was our crew doing the work and They're staying extra hours to do it. He tapes it, drinks all the fucking alcohol in the place, runs through the beer, that I think he was actually chugging the Anizeta, used for espresso, and the fight like anything that was left, rubbing alcohol. And then he didn't tip the staff, like you toss, you're getting it for free.

You think you'd toss the guys work in the booth, a few bucks, nothing, nothing. He is the biggest skin flint, cheap skate. I mean, that's insane that he would think that he just deserves that type of treat. Yeah, that's what it is. He's entitled because, how in spurn, Jay Leno. So this is what this is the reason why I brought that up is because I do like to remind myself as much as we goof on John that he deserves it. Like we have there's nothing that we can do to goof on this guy that

he doesn't totally deserve it every single way. Right. Right. It's it's I start feeling sorry for these people sometimes, and then I just say fuck it. If they're making people miserable around them, so fuck them. Speaking of guys who deserve a beat it. So Opie has Lyme disease. So Opie has Lyme disease. So he didn't do a live show since the one from the pub there, Gebards, that he did with the pod squad. So we just finally put out a new episode.

Well, I guess when you're out in the fucking Hamptons under a bridge in the weeds, doing your show, there's nothing but ticks and, and, and, and, and, that's around you. That's exactly what will give you Lyme disease. He talks about how he's had multiple ticks just this year because yeah, this is he's he's podcasting from a dear dad. Is that what they call them? I don't even know. Oh my god. It's about time a parasite sucks shit at him. So this is Opie. He's probably a new episode and he really wants to, so Centering John's doing shows in Florida as we know now.

And Opie is putting out his bid to house it for Centering John while John's away. I could chase rats, I could kill mice, I could squash cockroaches. You're hired. I can uh squash cock roaches. Yeah, I had He's a Warner Brothers cat I'm gonna take it out of context a little bit. I could eat a Tweety bird. I can what is he fucking? I can chase a road runner. I could use Acme D&D. D&D. I don't know why I always go out of the stuttering John. Anyway, I know, even it's such a fun impression.

I can't help it. Anytime it's saying something stupid, I go, I just go out into the job thing. Yes, stuttering John. All right, so I picked up on something with Opie. And I don't know if you picked up on this, I'd love to get E-Rox take on it, but there's something that's going on and I believe this has evolved. I don't think he used to do this on the O&A show.

He has this cadence now, and I think it has to do with him talking by himself. He's not interesting, so he's trying to make it interesting with his cadence and with the way he talks, but I put together this super clip, and this is all just from this episode that we just listened to.

He's kind of like a Z's on sorry of podcasting and what I mean by that is A Z's on sorry has this thing in his standup and as soon as this was pointed out to me I couldn't watch his standup anymore. He is a Z's as a singer is like blah blah blah blah And then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah And that's like the punchline is always like this build up to like the punchline type of thing These guys, the thing was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah of all, the funniest thing you ever did was fish hook that girl the loser's dick. I'm on a grant counter. I agree. Oh, and I heard that.

I'm just like, that's gold. Agreed. So this is what I mean, though, by Opie is the Azizansari of podcasting. He does this ramp up thing to like his high squeal voice thing, you know. So here's the examples. And if that doesn't go, if that goes, I should say untreated, that could be, that could be problematic in your life. And everyone was like, I don't think I have anything to worry about. But as the days went on, this damn fucking thing started spreading. And then all

of a sudden, it was a bullseye. And then my doctor said, you know what, we gotta put you on the, what are you put me on? The doxy, cycline. So the kid is fighting live disease. What the fuck? Yes, so this started with that spicy chicken sandwich that went havoc on the other end of my body.

And then I got the tick bite under my arm that I had a pull off, and it wasn't an easy pull off. And now I'm not dealing with life. The rash is kind of going away, and the bullseye is kind of going away. So there you go, man. But these ticks, they don't play. But the problem is they're dropping ticks everywhere. I've said it's like writing a little message

on the gas station bathroom wall, while you're spraying liquid diarrhea all over the place. But, they still had some good snacks after you got out of the bathroom. This spaceship is here to guide you on a journey to trim your body, balls, butt, and even your radis. Oh my god! I start squealing.

My voice goes really high. I swear. Holy fuck. Hey, this is a new thing that he's doing. This didn't always exist, didn't it? It sounds familiar in a few, in a few ways. I do remember him doing that, but not as often as he does it now. Yeah, this is from like 10 minutes of audio.

Yeah, yeah. It's just cosy like this ramp up to like, ah, oh my God! Hi, Doggie! Like, oh, Jesus Christ. ramp up to like that oh my god hi doggy like oh Jesus he's doing this thing that I think he thought was cute at some juncture when he was maybe in his 20s or something a 60 year old guy no one like I'm soaring like the needle hey doggy dog, talking, you're like, what the, what the fuck happened to you? It was so telling. It was so telling when we listen to that episode where he's got all

the Facebook group coming to Gebhards with them. Oh, yeah. And he's he's talking to them and they're talking to the troll voice. Yeah, and they were, they were goofing on him. Oh, yeah. Some people were actually goofing on him. Yes. And he's just like, yeah, he used to be somebody and. See, he doesn't have any friends.

He's hanging out with the Facebook group. But people are saying that to his face. Laughing, laughing so hard. He's another guy though. That has zero confidence in what he does. He's another guy though that has zero confidence in what he does. He doesn't want to do a show because then it could be held up to other shows

and critique within those parameters. So he just doesn't do anything. He was talking about his agent, I guess, and like I said, I hear it on your show. I hear abouti from your show and he is agent said hey there's interest from a company but uh... you gotta get a new microphone it's like that isn't what that isn't what a company gives a shit about

they have a microphone they have good equipment if they think what you're doing is good they'll hire you and put you on that well i think what he was i think what the agent was saying was, could you pretend you're a professional broadcaster for just a minute while these people are checking out your show, just pretend. Just something that might think that maybe you are still a professional broadcaster. Yeah. He has, he never has any material for the show. He, somebody, because perhaps there might be a new Twitter account out there that, that Opie doesn't block. So I was able to see some of his tweets.

And he put up a clip and it was him talking about the vaccine. And it's just him chatting with the people in the chat. Like he doesn't do a show, he doesn't sit and go, all right, here are the topics I'm gonna cover today. And I'll talk, and if the chat comments on it, I might go to one of them, but he's holding a conversation with people that are just mostly fucking with him. I have an example of this.

Yelling. Oh, you do, good. So this is great. So, and I've example of this. Yelling. Oh, you too. So this is great. And I've talked about this a lot on the show, is that OP's format is to hop on Facebook Live or YouTube or Instagram and just read chats and answer questions and whatever else is going on.

And it's funny because as we've documented, some days someone will ask about OP Anthony, he'll be like, oh yeah, actually funny story. And then other open Anthony you'll be like oh yeah actually funny story And then other days a bit why are we still talking about this? I'm not doing that anymore Anthony cares Derms with me So this is um this is the guy who's trolling him and I don't think this is a good show format for him because he doesn't handle it Well, no, no, he doesn't like for me I've been you know

I've been reading some of the jokes people are putting in our discord and so if someone was in here just going curl as a fucking fuckt We had to I'm sure I'll see now over and over again. I wouldn't fly up the handle about it You know, no, it's a good day. This is this is OP dealing with a troll And why do you do this every day like you're you're exactly I was saying why do you do this every day like you're you're exactly You're exactly who I'm talking about why do you choose to spend your time on social media just being a complete Dick-wide like for real. Why do you choose that? He writes seven people drinking beer

It was more than seven people at our private Facebook group but we're not concerned about numbers. I was concerned about hanging out with damn good people. So the guy's goofing out of him because seven people doing business. He was more than that. It was 11. It was 11 people. Right. 11 people. If that boy just you know okay yeah there weren't a lot of people there. Round to the nearest seven. Right. There was 14. I don't know if you noticed that. We always had 14 people there. But the fact that he reacts like that, Anthony, if you're going to react to trolls, you are going to get more and more trolls who want to fuck with you, get a reaction out of you.

How does he not know that by now? Yes, the way it works. Yeah, he doesn't, by now, this should be something he absolutely knows. But he confronts them, he has nothing. He's not quick-witted enough to even make it funny for the other people in the room. So he just gets upset. And he knows this guy, he says,

why do you do this all the time? Well, fucking, lock him from the room, if you've got a problem that he's always doing this. You're saying, but then there would be six people at the next. So, or ten. Another guy comes on and goes, oh, be calm down. You were a shock jack for two decades. They're going to have people who are going to say things like this to you.

You should be able to handle it well. And hope he doesn't handle that well either He might just be schmuckin around remember where you came from man schmucka mark come on You're talking about a guy that is so far removed from the opian Anthony years I have no regrets whatsoever Well, I like I like I've talked about it the past I probably do have some regrets if I really sat down and thought about it That's not like a guy who's worked out himself. I have no regrets. Well, actually, I've suppressed everything I'm Mike, but I pushed him down so deep in me

It's created so much anger bitterness and resentment Wow, that says it all I have zero regrets. Actually I regret almost everything. I just don't think about it I hear that doctor I regret almost everything. I just don't think about it. I'm afraid of that. I hear that doctor. I regret not having regrets. It really I should have a few. Oh, God. So we continue out here. But in general, I don't have regrets.

But also, I guess it's the weird thing about being in the public eye. People don't allow you to change. If you come across as- I like the Anthony Snickered when he says, when you're in the public eye, it's like, wow, it's been a while. I don't know.

Building with your face out of these days. There's a line halfway around the mall waiting for you to find something. You're not introducing an XFL gave crack. You're not introducing an XFL game, Greg. It's a joke. It's a joke. If you come across as a nicer individual, a nicer human being, people don't think that's possible because they remember that same person years prior. So this is the evolving Obi.

I'm not that guy anymore. This is a nice environment. We're all friends here. We're all trying to be friends like the my little pony show all of a sudden Yeah, I'm Greg not Opie from the show right? No, stop. I love how he tries to wash that off of him and the stink It just like because I think I got it and then so much rolls of it. He's like It just like because I think I got it and then someone trolls him and he's like, Oh, fuck, I still smell it.

No, still there. Why doesn't he just embrace it? If OP went on, it was like, yeah, I did stop in that guy's cake and I'll do it again tomorrow. He better not fucking get another cake because I will stop on that fucking thing. That'd be all right. This guy's just guys fun. Do you know? Leonard Nimoy who played a Mr. Spock on Star Trek.

After the original run in the 60s, during the 70s, it was terrible for him because he was just Spock. And I was it. He wrote a book called, I Am Not Spock. He really, he did other movies where they kind of cast him in these character roles, but he was always Spock. When he embraced it, he had a whole nother career in the Star Trek movies that came up later, of course, playing Spock and making a lot of fucking money I can imagine. He directed a couple of them.

He embraced it finally and said, yeah, fuck it, I'm Spock. That's what OP has to do. You're gonna be OP from OP and Anthony. It's gonna be in your fucking obituary. Like that's, it's just the way it is. Why are you obsessed with the show that hasn't been on the air in seven years? These people are obsessed with it. It's like, OP, that's the only thing they know of.

That's the only way they know you. Otherwise, we wouldn't be watching Greg Hughes do a random video from the beach. That's why you're asking questions about it. It's clueless. And it's it's frustrating to people like me because if I had the name OP and I started the podcast, he was number two out of the gate. People are like, Oh, OP's got a podcast. Let's check this out. He had a huge audience that he shrieked down to 11 people at Gebards. That's hard this out. He had a huge audience that he shook down to 11 people at Gebhards. That's hard to do. It's hard to be that unsuccessful in life. He pulled it off.

He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off.

He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled it off. He pulled to do. He's playing it roosters millions with listeners. He's like, all right, here's two million listeners.

If you get rid of all of them, then we'll give you 30 million. All right, let me fire up my shitty microphone and I'm on it. I got this. I mean, actually, now I think about it. Opia's the one trolling all of us. Opia's the one who's like, I dare you to try to watch my show or listen to my show. It's unwatchable. It's been said that he's got to be doing that because you would imagine a guy that was

so successful and broadcasting for so many years could not possibly put out shows that are devoid of anything interesting or any humor whatsoever when you came from, you know, what was a very funny cutting edge show full of comics. And it, it, it, it, it sounds, we, he, none of that rubbed off. Like Stuttering John had Howard and, and Jay Leno, Opie had on, on just about a daily basis, some of the funniest comics ever still today. That have ever been. Yeah.

Guys that you know, who have only grown in their popularity since then, he should have so many connections. He should be able to do so many things and Southern John, the same thing. He's tied to so many famous people from the JLNL show and how does he have zero connections? Nobody wants to tie to these people. The alienated everybody. It's amazing. Again, with the pure insecurity and having to have something.

He saw myself and Jimmy really getting along and making jokes about anything. No topic was off limits with me and Jimmy and it's hilariously funny. He started resenting that. And I think he wanted to show that he was still important. So he did that in throwing his authority around as, you know, OP. And he alienated so many people. They were like, fuck you, man. But he has no regrets now, Anthony.

No regrets. That's right. Could you imagine failing this miserably and having the balls to say you have no regrets? Well, then you're a moron. So that means you would do it. All I got you idiot.

Learn your mistakes. I know there's probably a regret where it's like, fuck, I should have left serious when they fired. Yeah, right. It would have been yeah,'ll be an athlete show in in instead instead he likes to put the blame on Jim is like they should have just gone and done the Anthony

and Jim show it's like well Jim was under contract what are you talking about yeah yeah like I don't blame Jimmy Jim has his own life his own career he does what he he is good at. Yeah, I didn't expect that. Me and OP on the other hand are different kind of a different situation, the OP and Anthony show. And he called boy, and he talks about it enough where he couldn't wait to get rid of me. And he thought it was going to be like, finally,

that Albatross is around my neck is gone. And now I can shine for all the people to see that opi's the guy that I'm fired. What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He really did let the cat out of the bag on that one,

because I remember listening to the show, when they came back from the July 4th break after you had been fired. It was just Jim and and Opie and Opie's thing was we 100% went to bat for Anthony. We did not want this to happen. We went to management. We did everything we could to try to get him back on the show. And now as the years have gone by, he's admitted that the show wasn't gonna go on with Anthony. They were different people.

He was gonna go do his own thing. He couldn't wait to try his own thing. It's like, all right, so you're a liar. You're just a pathological liar. Yeah, he tries to make it sound like. He's like, Anthony, he knew he was building a studio in his face. Oh, I know, that's the thing.

Now, I'm like, I would have fucking milked that gig for the rest of my life. I get kidding. That's the insane thing. He goes, Anthony was building his own thing. He was ready to go. It's like, well, no. On Series XM, you talk to the entire 30 million people,

potentially. It's across the country. And when you do a video on the internet, you talk to, I don't know, a couple hundred if you're ever having a good day. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like, it wasn't, I wasn't scheduling shows. I enjoyed the medium. I liked the equipment. I liked being able to build a studio. It was fun to do stupid karaoke things or have parties and just do a show with some friends. It wasn't a replacement for my fucking job,

right? That it turned into it was like a lifeboat at that point, but Opie interpreted that as Anthony wanted to leave him and Jimmy. I was doing, and you know, that's where we ended up. And again, he took an opportunity to shine. Boom, right out the fucking door. Yeah, whatever to shrug small. I haven't seen that guy's name anywhere in a very long time. What happened to that? No, I think you know what it is. People realize they they you hook up with OP.

Yeah, and it takes it's very quick. You realize, uh oh, this guy's got issues. Why? Like I was the I was probably the fifth person that Opie wanted to do a team show with at BAB on Long Island. Oh, I didn't know. There were other, there were other iterations of Anthony. They just couldn't fucking deal with that guy.

And me coming from construction, I was like, he's going to really have to fuck up for me to like leave this gig. Yeah, the worst thing on the radio is so way better than 10 knockin'. I was like, he's gonna really have to fuck up for me to like leave this gig. Yeah, the worst thing on the radio is so way better than 10 knocking. Yeah, four fucking hours, that's 20 hours that I'm not fucking having to deal with him. And you got to listen to STP. STP. Yeah, WBAP.

Yeah, the homerocking role, Opie with. And I was just like, my brother, I would just see my brother when we were up in Boston. I would come down or he would come up there. And he'd my brother would say kind of like, and he didn't want to say it because he knew you know, things are going really well with the Opie and Anthony show. He's like, Opie's kind of a dick. And, and then I'm like, oh, I got, yes, yes, it's just unloaded. I unloaded. Yeah, he is a fucking dick. And yeah, that's how he treated people. He treated people as subordinates. He treated the staff

terribly, the crew. Uh, it was, um, yes, the literally finger snapping. Yelp, yelp. I was like, oh, be maybe, maybe they don't like that. I don't know. I, I, I'm not trying to, you know, make waves here, Opie. I love it with chips. I have to ask the people, what's the fucking funniest thing? Oh, I know. Chip does so many things that is pure Opie. That's great. Yeah, yeah. Well of things that Chip does that are OP, here's a joke that OP has. And this is very, uh, chip-esque, I would say.

And you know, we live in an area where there's deer all over the place and they look beautiful and for whatever reason, I don't know if it's that time of year, but there's a lot of a baby deer. What are they called, bambees? YOOOOO! Holy shit. Baby deer are called bambees. Bambees?

What are they called? So I see a little bambee. Bambees seven is a rock. Oh. Alright, last clip I have, he's doing this man-scaped read, and the copy is, I mean, I like man-scaped. They've been out there to show me for, this copy is atrocious.

It's all about like space for some reason, I don't know. Ha ha ha ha! And I guess the instructions in this copy, and I don't know if this exists, because I've gotten a lot of copy instructions, it's never been to like play a music bad But I don't maybe that maybe this is trying to what they've just actually happened or maybe opi's just trying to have some fun with that And then it says insert space music here. I'm doing this from my bed right now. All right

That's me fighting the aliens Poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo- over here. What are you doing? Holy shit. Would you be embarrassed if if you were listening to my show and you heard a clip of your show and it sounded like that? Oh my God, yes. Sure. Sure. Embarrassment. He was always terrible at doing reads. Yes. He's like, I don't know if it was dyslexia, whatever the fuck you wanted to call it. He wasn't very good at reading. And his pronunciation of words is terrible. He makes a lot of errors. So the sponsors were always like, hey, Anthony, you do this?

And I'm like, yeah, I'll do the read. If you notice, I did all the libraries back on the own A show. The sponsors wanted it that way. I didn't want to sit there the whole fucking time and do reads while we got breaks. I want to take a piss. I want to fucking whatever, but they made me do that. They brought me in for the sponsor meetings. It's like, oh, there's a sponsor meeting. Yeah, you're going to handle that. You're the one that does the reads. I want to, like,

yeah, I'll fucking, I'll do that. And I went in, but he was, he was always terrible at the reads. They were like a chore for him. so we would just read him, try to read him verbatim, and with no fun to it or no like, look, it's a sponsor. They want you to kind of put it out there that you're a little excited about the product and you've used it and you're not just reading a piece of paper. That's how it works with my good fun. Isn't it funny that he went to school for radio? And he brags about this all the time.

He went to college, Geneseo, and studied radio, and got right in the radio, and learned under brother Wies. And one of the things that I've learned from podcasting is I get radio guys like yourself, and Drew Lane, and Eric Zane, guys who had a career on the radio. And they're like, Carl, did you study radio? No, I just listened to it. It doesn't take that much to figure it out.

I listened to people who are good on the radio and I figured out how to do it. With live reads, it was always, I listened to Howard. I listened to Howard. Before he was syndicated, Howard didn't have to worry about the parameters of the time of a read. If a read was a 30 second or a 60 second spot, he'd go sometimes for 10 minutes. Right.

And because they didn't have to get back to any affiliates in any other state, it was New York City, that was it. So it became part of the show. And I didn't care that he went to spots because I knew they'd goof on Jackie or it was gonna of the show. And I didn't care that he went to spots because I knew they'd goof on Jackie or it was gonna be funny anyway. So try to do that,

try to make people, and especially with a podcast, where you could fucking fast forward the shit out of a spot. You hear a guy going into a read, bam, skip 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds, now you're fucking through with the read. I literally listen to Tim Dylan's reads because they're sometimes as funny as his show. Exactly. No, I'm gonna do this.

I'll be good at you. No, with a podcast you have to do that because they can skip it. So make it a little fun. You know, mix it up a little bit. All right. So Anthony, I want wanna tell you and our listeners that you've been knocking out of the park lately, people should sign up for compoundmedia.com.

This week alone, you had Chrissy Mayer on Monday, the great Lionel, who I love on Tuesday. Yeah, he's great. Jim Norton came in on Wednesday, and then Jim Brewer on Thursday. Yeah. Now, let me allow me to do a little ball licking that I'll get made fun of in the sub-rider four later.

The Jim Norton episode reminded me of the old ONA show, like the way you guys just came back together. Now, I'm gonna reveal something. I messaged Jim last week and asked him to do the show. I wanted to surprise you. And he said, he said, yes. He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, I'm pretty sure I got, I got a thing. I got an appointment. I got to figure out when that is, but I'll do it. So then I reached out to him again two days

ago. What's that? A new prep prescription. He's got a problem. Honestly, probably. So I reached out to him two days ago, and I never heard back from him. So I was, I was trying to surprise you. But then I found out that you guys did ago and I never heard back from him. So I was trying to surprise you. But then I found out that you guys did a show on Wednesday and then you did a show again yesterday. So I'm not surprised like I kind of picked the wrong week to do this. If I was going to reunite you guys for a juxtaposed segment. Maybe something.

A few days. Oh, fuck. So that was fantastic. Yeah, don't worry about it. So that was fantastic. You and Jim Norton and then Jim Brewer and Jim Brewer was kind of a goofball, but I always loved him on Howard Stern when he would go on there. And then he was on Joe Roganath to on go and he was fantastic.

Yeah, he's a very interesting guy. He is. I didn't, I haven't spoken to him in a long time. And we, we were talking about the, the world, what's going on today, the vaccine, the COVID, the government, and I really didn't expect him to be as red-pilled as he is. Oh, totally. He is disgusted with everything going on. I heard him on Open Show.

And Opie's going, yeah, I just watched CNN and Jim Perus started laughing in his face, like, you're watching CNN, you moron. That's so fucking funny. Yeah, yesterday we were talking about that. This is the shit that people pump into their heads and then recite to people as an argument or as an opinion. And they're idiots, they're retarded. And that's kind of who you're talking about.

Greggy. So, if they thank you so much for coming on the show, is there anything else you want to plug in? Some live shows coming up. Now, compoundmedia.com and then we got something going on in Cleveland, comedians of the compound August 19th, 20th and 21st. And then the big Vegas show in Lashviger, Shnurvada. And that's at the plaza on September 11th, 10th and 11th. I'm flying in on the 9th. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna, and

that's another one of these things that it's like a weekend. It's gonna be, we're gonna do karaoke with the fans and, of course, drink with the great Gina Bisconti. So yeah, Vegas, holy shit, it's going to be crazy. I would have gone to that except for my band was hired by some idiot to play their wedding. Otherwise, I would have gone to Vegas and checked that out. I don't know what they were thinking. I like to hire you as a band.

I would be hilarious. Well, thanks so much for coming on. And thanks to the great and missy for everything that she does behind the scenes. She does all the prep work for the kind of prep that Jim Norton needs, a very different type of prep. Step up and prep up. God shut up. Let you shut up. Dude, thank you so much for coming on the show.

And also, I can't thank you enough for promoting the show. You always have nice things to say and you promote it. So I really appreciate that. Are you doing a fishing for compliments again, like John? Is that what you're doing? Yes, I am. What was the thing you were saying about my show on your show the other day? What amazing. He always say such were saved by show on your show the other day, but amazing.

He always say such nice things about me on your show. Well, why don't you say a few now? What's your favorite song off of my pants? New album, go. Fuckin' John, dude, I love it. He's the best. Yeah, thanks, man.

Always a great time. Awesome. Thank you so much. Take care, buddy. I'll talk to you soon. Thank you. Take Yeah, thanks man. Always a great time. Awesome. Thank you so much. Take care, buddy. I'll talk to you soon. Take it easy, man. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. Get down and show these cold right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. All right, we're going gonna forego the music. We're running along here. Let's get into Internet news.

Internet news. News from Anna. This week we start by checking in with the nice folks over at Daabler's Anonymous, a subreddit where they focus on the wacky adventures of the deadler himself Stuttering John Melendez. Worth seeing is Adam Goldstein's The Pylon Episode 16 Featuring, but definitely not limited to another fascinating Dissection of SJ's lawsuit, and Adam makes use of a drop that has producer Chris Green with envy for not thinking of it first. So you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! Socks 1912 comments, funny shit, ma'am.

Keep them coming. Don't let up on this fat loser. Joe Rogan Truth Air Triple X reports, Susanna got married and posed a beautiful pic of the newly wedded ex of Stutt Joe. Mack was here 10 rights. Good for her. She's looking hot still. Wouldn't it be funny if one of John's trolls was this guy?

Pamela Anderson toasts. Here's to a roach-free marriage. Joe Nameth and Y.J. says, Not to be outdone, SJ took a tender date to a roadhouse and made every effort not to belch in her face after chugging down 10 beers and no time flat. He had a few close calls running to the bathroom, but all in all, he considers the date a big success. Wisteria Histeria asks, who paid for the food. I'm assuming John's date? Educational floor 4931 writes, get ready Florida and post a tweet from John himself, complete with a new, new headshot. Hey Florida, I'm appearing at the Lake Park Black Box August 20th and 21st.

Be there or be lame. Wisteria History asks, did they Photoshop out the nasty noseweed? It's gone. John B. Dumb comments, the tickets to the Black Box show are now all general admission because John doesn't want anyone to find out how few tickets he sold. to find out how few tickets he sold. Tipeetow Beans ponderz, will he cancel it again when he realizes that the ROTC lot are the only ones that bought tickets?

Chris Chris Chris 1983 points out, the description on one of the venue sites says he still works on the Stephanie Miller show, and regarding the already infamous headshot, Pecker Dink plays us out with, those headshots are frightening. Can you imagine the photographer sitting at home on his computer wondering how to edit these? The dyed hair, the vacant stare, the nose hair, on the ring. The

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Casey, I know you're here, I unmuted you. What's going on? Hi, how are you? Casey, thanks so much for joining us. I know that Fridays are tough for you. Yeah, well, you went really long long so I was able to get home before you finished so um a lot of people are able to get home before I finish which is nice yeah no I don't recall do long so you got your tickets you're gonna be in Chicago live show

Casey that's right I'll be there yeah chicken I'm sorry that we're out of VIP tickets. The meat and the gravy to sold out, it's unfortunate. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have any reviews that you'd like to read? Yeah, I have one. Okay, perfect. By the way, I'm gonna get it.

That is correct, baby. All right, it is by Casey Blows. I like it already. Yeah, Carl is my internet friend. I used to have no friends, but then, wrong then, I found Carl on the internet. I thought it was weird when he asked for pics with my feet, but he seems cool. Nice. I am everyone's internet friend, by the way.

Mm-hmm. We're cool. Yeah. You ready to listen to some voicemails? Can you see? Hell yeah. Any other news or announcements before we begin? I don't think so.

I think we covered all the important things. You're home from work and you're going to the show. Okay. We're right back from the dirt factory. We're caught up. The dirt factory. Yeah. I just picture shoveling dirt all day. Yeah, the dirt factory is We're caught up, the dirt factory. Yeah. I just picture a shoveling dirt all day.

Yeah, the dirt factories are planning, right? I mean, you're right. I'm just digging holes. Oh, can I ask you a personal question? People always like that on shows. You mentioned that you were looking to move. Oh, yeah. Why is that?

You've told me many times that you love where you live, that you live right on a lake, and you have your chickens, and your whole thing going on. Why are you looking to move? Well, we don't own our place. Oh, OK. We're renting. We just want to buy.

And we're hoping for Riverfront, which is really hard to find over here. Because there's no rivers. No, there's some pretty big river. There's a very large river that we wanna live on. I know, be funny with all of the, all right, got it. Yeah. All right, I shouldn't have asked.

That was a dumb idea. All right, let's get the first nails, here we go. All right. I was wondering if you and Crozier share clothes sometimes, because I know you guys are different sometimes, but you know, there's something else. So if you could tell me within the next minute or so, I wouldn't really, I wouldn't really, it's all right now. Oh right, that was creepy. Well, let's listen to someone who talks a little bit louder. Talk to Nixon. Hey, Carl, talk to Nixon here. I was going to call in and make fun of a dirt farmer for not being able to buy a plane ticket.

But I've already purchased my first class ticket out of Jacksonville, so I'm going to be flying up there nicely, even though I have to wear a fucking face mask. But I'm actually getting a little worried with how close we are to Indiana. And, you know, if Patrick, Michael, going to show up and start shooting, I'm worried about that car. We'll kind of security do you have there? And Patrick, if you're listening, I like you. I'm really short. So if you could shoot over like 5.8, 5.9, that would be really good for me. Anyways, talk her out. So Patrick, Michael, shooting me on stage is actually the encore.

Oh, wow. Yeah, it's going to be exciting. I mean, people should look forward to that. That's what I had planned. Yeah. Oh, he's, he seems to be on a really woman hating spree right now. So hopefully he spares me, but I don't think so. Well, Jen from the Jingle department, I'll have to... I was gonna shout to dive in front of the bullet, but that's that happening. I'll be running my little club feet right out of that club.

I'm gonna sound like this. Alright, we're having too much fun. Who else is called in? This guy wants more financial feminist segments. Hey, Carl, first time, long time, whatever the fucking radio thing is. This is like the fourth working week with no financial feminist statement i was promised a financial test and that is that fucking want one guy also uh... vinyny people's camp don't call me back that i will not sir

that's outrageous what you just said viny spiny people's chump that's right all that's right thank you That's right. Thank you KC. She don't, she gets it. I'm getting it. Hi Carl. I was just listening last episode and I heard somebody mention if Opie still has these hashtag Reweezing shirts and I did a little research and I'd like to let you know. Currently Opie has eight shirts that feature a hashtag or wea-

No, he doesn't. Two shirts that reference Carl, a shirt referencing how it's turned. Two shirts that have Whippet at Wednesday on them. I don't even know if he has that copyright anymore. And six hashtag reweezing. And I'd like to also mention that one of these shirts is a hashtag reweezing 2021 variant. It says it on there. And I'd like to also remind everyone that Carl died September of 2019.

So, Hopi has been basically melting his friend's death for almost two years. Have a good week and call me back. You know, that's incredible. And I put a note, so I write little notes for myself, and I put a note on this voice by the says, we should play during the OP segment. Whoops.

That would have been good fun or for when Anthony was on. Oops, fuck that up. Thanks for calling. Yeah, all right. Well, that really is incredible. I can't imagine he's selling a lot of this person. I see there'd be one thing of he was like

raking in sales on it, but he's probably selling a shirt here, a shirt there. And he's updating it. Yeah, all right. I'm dating him for 2021. Oh my God. Remember when my show was entertaining? Hey, hashtag grew, he's like. God.

Oh boy. Here is some love for producer Chris who just left. He has to go to work, so he's gone. These Friday shows are fucking up everybody's schedule, but what are you gonna do? The I still have shows in Saturdays again again the world is open. I get this Saturday out to myself now I don't have to worry about talking to Carl. It's all about you. It's always about you is it that case? Yeah it really is.

What will I be here? A producer Chris I see you doing work out there. We were talking about Stuttering John going down on maybe maybe going down on a training. And it's someone who said, maybe he's even a rim job. I heard you produce a Chris. Then he's going down, that's going brown. That was great. That was great. Good piece of business. All right, Carl. I'll see you out on a mass don. Don't call me back.

Yes, we are at Mass, and I never talk about that. But there's a lot of places you can find us, and if you go to who are these calm You can find out the wing's solve our social media's that are out there. Yeah Producer Chris is figured out the winning formula. Don't talk very much It's really endeared into the audience here is Oh, this this guy's man i let kio on the show last week

if you seriously let that fucking gay much mouth water walk retard on your show you have every fucking obligation to what every shitty voicemailer on your show for the same amount of time you always to them you always to us All right, well there you go. I guess I do cuz I just played that

Yeah, I don't know I don't think I played that well I didn't know what Kyle's angle is gonna be cuz he was coming after me so hard and then he just wanted to be friends I think I don't even like bring anything to say. This is no one I what we do on the show So Yeah, it wasn't the best segment ever He didn't like bring anything to say. He doesn't know what we do on the show. So. Very lame. Yeah, we wasn't the best segment ever. Some they can't all be winners Carl. Ganzo Shidcock, who goes brown himself,

says that that segment made him uncomfortable. That must be pretty uncomfortable. So Carl, I just wanted to phone in and say, I've been to the I-69 by the way, obviously, you factored. Thank you very much for your latest bonus episodes for the Patreon, where you look at Paris Hilton YouTube documentary, very funny. I just found it, I'll do that you shit on the slow sad version of Girls Just Want to Have Fun at the end. I mean obviously you've not had my experience of it, which is that it is the absolute perfect track to take your sister to the abortion clinic whilst listening to.

So maybe actually a bit of fresh insight on it. Okay, later, say. All right, now that makes sense. I was wondering why this song was even made, but if you're bringing your sister to the abortion clinic. I come home in the morning, in the light, in my mark that says when you're gonna live your life right. Oh my God, you were not the fortunate ones. Girls just want to have fun. That's not even the same one. I found multiple versions of people getting emotional

and singing a ballad version of girls just want to have fun. It's like a ukulele ballad version of every song and we don't need to. By some girl with really short bangs. Yeah, I know. Wait a shit on my point. But the word fun is in the title. It's not supposed to be a slow and depressing version of the song. Yeah, it's retarded.

That's from, by the way, that's from the opposite I did with Casey Armstrong, the video of who are these podcasts. It's up on our YouTube channel. If you haven't checked that out, we actually have, and I want to geeks it, positive comments under that YouTube video. People seem to like it. We might be doing, I know. I've never seen such a thing on YouTube. So we might have to do more video versions of who are these podcasts. All right, here is a Patrick Michael Collar.

A lot of fans this guy has. Hey, Carl, you know what's worse than people that don't fucking understand metaphors? It's people that out of hand dismiss something because they know better, like, a fish to water. If you actually took like two seconds to Google it, you would see that that is the national expression and apparently neither you nor Patrick actually know what it means it's sort of like uh... opi takes to being a pathetic loser like a fish takes the water does that clear things up for you it's a real expression like really

comb you know there's two different expression yeah he just said like a fish takes to water that's very different than you he just said like a fish takes to water. That's very different than you guys need me like a fish to water. Yeah, it's a horse to water. Yes, that also is an expression. You can lead a horse to water, you can't force them to drink. So the fucking thing that bothers me here is that somebody is saying, you're the idiot.

And that is true many times in my life. But now when you're comparing me to Paddy Seacops, that's insulting my friend. It's very insulting. Yeah, you're a men's a member compared to Paddy Seacops. Yeah, no shit. Hey Carl, I'm your advertiser and we found some new advertisers for you since we found out that you have the alcohol audience, your audience is our alcoholics. We got this product called Weasel Water.

Well, it's just water with alcohol and it's called Weasel Water. Sounds like it. with alcohol and it's called weasel water. It sounds point. 0.7% alcohol by volume. That would be basically almost all alcohols, barely water. 0.3% water, my math checks out. Nope, you're doing that right. Well anyway, calm me back. Weasel water, the big thing, I think it's going to be huge. Here, let me do an ad report. This week's sponsor is Weasel water.

Weasel water, do you like to drink the hate alcohol? Well, now Weasel water with the tasteless alcohol breeze tastes like an island vacation. Call Weaselwater.net for more information. I mean, it's a good read. Gotta give him that. 0.7% it's almost all alcohol. Yeah, 0.7% is the same as non-alcoholic beer.

That's literally there's no alcohol in that. 0.7%. It's 99.3% water. Yeah, the word percent is what fucked you up there. Literally, there's no alcohol in that point seven percent Yeah, the word percent is what fucked you up there point seven. Okay This fraction oh wow What's this this last one here? I think it's about Vinnie Oh, this is video. Okay cool car Very car it's me of any I was thinking about my good friend Andrew Cuomo And I people have him all the wrong. He's just an Italian like myself

Hey We're all passionate people whoa whoa just the Also, feel free to have the rest of my creep off pantry on money for the rest of Biden's premium, president's seat as a gift for from me is who you a child, I got. Child buys on many peacocks. Call it into the show. Thanks, man. Good to hear from you. I think that's going to stick, many peacocks. I like that, lad. I think it's going to stick, Vinnie Peacups. I like that, Lod.

I think it's a winner. Very good, very good. All right, Casey, thanks so much for coming on the show. I think that's everything that I had for today. I know, probably. Next time I call and I'll actually have a microphone set up. The last two times I've just gotten home right before getting on. So I haven't had a chance to set it up yet but next time i promise it'll be

well i'm excited i'm excited for you to come to chicago are you me wearing a mask in chicago uh... no i can see my face people people what people take photos with you yeah i think it will probably uh... yeah this will probably get out there i'm going to warn everyone right now i'm Italian so i have a big nose. I'm just gonna get out in front of it. I'm gonna get out in front of it.

Just trying to get out in front of it, people, watch out. I am already going to own up to it now. Oh, no. I never got bullied for it in middle school or high school, so it can't be that big, but. Let the photo shots begin. So honestly, though, it's proportional to your your chest though Right right right try the balances out. Yeah, although I have lost I have lost a little weight

So um, you know what they say a girl with a big nose Hey I'm fucking delicious Oh, I gotta go. I mean, the little reviews that eat at this bigode. Yeah. Okay, see. I like the case he's finally developing a personality

after a year, you got the show. How long have you been on the show for? Where do we do that contest? That was last year, right? Yeah, I guess so. I just started antidepressants like a couple months ago. Oh my god, is that true? Yeah.

Oh no. I think that's probably why things are improving. Okay. That's, are you still a heroin addict? No, no, I got off the sauce. Okay. That's good. Oh, Casey, I'm sorry to hear that. Oh no, it's, it's really, um, I have I'm sorry to hear that. Oh no, it's really, I have like,

I wear my algea in Ellers' Danlos, so I have like no energy. So that's what the antidepressant was for. It was for the- Oh, yes. For the- No, no, no, no doctor. And I could have fucking told you of no energy.

No kidding. Yeah, well, I'm very ill, but the intended person has holds energy a lot, so I feel a lot better. Well, Eric DeActor also had club feet. So between myself and Casey, we're pretty much Eric DeActor, aren't we, God's out? I guess so. Oh, yes.

This has been fun. This has been one of the best times I've ever had doing the show and Glad you guys were all here to check it out. Thanks so much for hanging What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink you hate me great. Goodbye. I got it. Go. Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Bye! Good bye!