Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep276 - Studio 2009

Episode Date: September 12, 2021

This week we listen to a nerd talk about toys. That's right, Vinnie is back and together we review a show that is about geeks, by geeks, and for losers. After checking out the flagship program of the Geekcast Radio Network Vinnie and I listen to a whole bunch of excuses from Comedy Pot Pie, a show we reviewed a couple of months ago who got their feelings hurt. Then it's on to Stuttering John's greatest guest appearance and an interview with Elisa Jordana.  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Good. It didn't sound sarcastic, so I'm very excited that you're here with us today. Oh, let me try again. I'm not at all annoyed to be here today. Please go to who are these.com, or your email address, voice mail number, a link to the sub-write, a link to our Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and the link to our Patreon and Supercast featuring two

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He's been holding on to over three years. He's like, I was waiting for Patrick Michael to get boring and he finally has. So now we're gonna bring this out. He's got all this stuff, too. You know what, Brandon? Good at it. know, I was a pro. You Brandon. Most people couldn't have that type of control. No, that's responsibility right there.

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Today we'll be reviewing a show called Studio 2009. This was a suggestion that came in from someone, if any of you that have both listened to the show separately, we have not talked about it with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. Let's see, show hosted by TfGi Mike and Steve Megatron. Mm, cool names, I like it. That's a really easy nickname, TfG1 Mike.

Uh-huh. And then Steve Megatron. Mike Blanchard and Steve Phillips are the real names. And the way they describe this show, Studio 2009, is trying to find that podcast that covers a variety of topics in an interesting new way. Yeah, none of those around. What are they talking about? What is interesting about this show? So I listened to an episode that was about commercials from the 80s and 90s, you know, they're going to get nostalgic about it. They're around our

age. They grew up at a time when there's a lot of transformers, commercials, and he-man and stuff like that. So they wanna talk about that. So let's say before you do that, I listened to their most recent episode. Yeah, and I really, could you read that description one more time for me? Yeah, it says, trying to find that podcast

that covers a variety of topics in an interesting new way. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I think you could hit my number two. Mother fucker, I was setting up my first clap. And you go, before you do that, thou, let me just totally derail the show. Yeah, all right, let's hear your number two. Let's hear what that sounds like. Actually, number three. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- podcast approach is our my whatever you want to call it interview thing about people who listen to or produce podcasts

there was he literally did a podcast about people who listen to or produce podcasts we that's what I do right Right. But this guy takes it from a scholarly approach. Oh, no. And he has a guest on. Who does podcast? And I only have a couple of clips today. I'm gonna bust these out of the way first. And we're gonna get to your show.

Oh, no, does this guest listen to podcasts? Or does he produce podcasts? He produces podcasts. Okay, guys. Now, here's the thing. Could you imagine having a podcast listen around your show? You listen to podcasts? Great.

I want you to play my fourth clip there. We have 30 questions. Steve and I give you them up over the next hour or so, depending on how Neil gives his answers. And we find out about his podcasting habits. You're not supposed to like the room while you're listening to these. I couldn't help it. I had the bike open while I was trying to listen. I could tell. But Carl, he, the show ended up being 38 minutes long. I will tell you that. They did not get a full hour because the, the questions were like, oh, yeah.

I use a blue Yeti mic. I don't know. It was the Chris Farley interview just about when did you first hear about a podcast? How do you, what did, do you like to listen podcast? How do you, what did you like to listen to? How do you record your podcast? Where were you when you found out Joe Rogan tried Ivermectin? Right. What the fuck?

It was so boring, Carl, I can't even get over it. So I just want people to know, these guys, there's nothing interesting here. No, nothing interesting. All right, I'll play in my example No, this is again, they're talking about commercials from the 80s and 90s They're even pulling clips from them and playing them at some points But this is probably the worst content possible. Oh my god. I even thought of slip and slide and so long

Yeah, some of the stuff that Nick popped up on there, it was kind of funny. The ads and the commercials and, like I said, there was just so much of the old stuff that you've either seen a new evolution of in modern day or never seen again. Right. Or it's gonna weigh. The problem with this show is they have this premise and instead of like describing a commercial that's interesting or what they liked about it or why it convinced them to buy a toy.

It's a member berries. Yeah, they're just like, yeah, remember there were commercials on TV? Oh yeah, there are tons of commercials on TV. They're all these like products. Oh yeah, there are toys. Imagine we did a movie podcast that was about movies but not any specific movies

You guys ever notice like horror movies come out around Halloween's crazy. There's like horror movies They had the ones there's a lot of sequels. Yeah, I know and then the aspect ratio is different in the theater Then is it you're oh, I'm doing too good a job of it. Yeah I'm sorry. I was starting to become interested in your taste Is that why they let her box it? But that's like what this cat most of the show was them talking about things. For example, beast wars.

You familiar with beast wars, Vinnie? I honestly, that might out nerd me. I don't think I know what it is. That out nerds me. Is that, okay, hold on. Is that Transformers? It is. Okay. It is. Somehow out nerds me. Is that, okay, hold on, is that transformers? It is. Okay.

It is. Okay, I guess. Megatron comes from Tyo or something. And now they're the Predatrons. I don't know, I didn't look that much into it. Uh-oh, what this fine gentleman described it to us. Or originally it looks like they tried to do where the Maximals and Predacons were in modern day

and adapted to modern day creatures and that. We're some of them, you know, like Cheedor and Waspinator kind of carried over, but either way, it's still kind of funny. So, I mean, what's interesting for... All right, I should point out... This sounds like weird medicine for nerds. Yes. Yeah, the predatron.

So, I should point out the fact that this is on a network, not just any network, Vinny. Hey, this is Steve Bloom, and you were listening to the Geekcast Radio Network. Yeah, check this out. The Geekcast Radio Network. I think that- This is not a radio network. This is a website that hosts a lot of really shitty content

that no one's ever seen or wasn't doing. So here's what I'm guessing. I'm guessing this started out as an internet radio station. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they just kept the day because they were married to it. Yeah, it's lame. Oh yeah. I hate all of these, I'm glad Madcast Media has done now.

I hate these people who are like, I'll tell you what, I'll get a bunch of my friends to all do these. I'm glad Madcast Media has done now. I hate these people are like, I'll tell you what, I'll get a bunch of my friends to all do podcasts. We'll host it on one website that no one will ever go to. He's not going to a fucking website. Listen to a podcast. That's not how you listen to podcasts. Correct. They're in the player. They're not grouped by your I'm gonna introduce everybody to my new podcasting network. ["The New York Times"] You are listening to the Who Are These Podcast Network, a network-so-big, mini-palino-fizzing. ["The New York Times"] Is there a new, is there a new, mini-jitter-nacks?

I could use that now, he's dead. It's you, who do you know that? You should not start a podcast network. Oh, it's already done. Oh, that's it, huh? Oh, it has to be because I already have the station IDs. You are listening to the Who Are These Podcast Network, a network of podcasts that would be around for at least

a seven more months. Perfect. Yeah. No, it's a big deal. I'm making a big announcement on the show. I have a question. What do you got? Can the creep-off please not be on this?

The creep-off wasn't invited. So yes, yeah, it's the first time here. It's so perfect Oh, because there's a certain thing about the quality of the shows that we put on this network. Yeah, it has to fit into All smile talking all the time Do you are listening to the Who Are These podcasting up? All smile talking all the time. Do you are listening to the Who Are These Podcasts? Nothing. All right, so you're listening to the Who Are These Podcasts that work. What are we even talking about here?

What are we even talking about production? All right, remember the micro machines guy who talked to really fast commercials? Yeah, so do they. Like the micro machines guy who talked really fast commercials. Yeah, so do they. Like the micro machines with John Machita Jr. You know, micro machines, you know, he does these impersonations. I swear, you would think it was the real people. Now, that might have been senior.

I don't think that was junior. I don't think so. No, I don't think. Did you? There's some bizarre edits in the show too. I don't know what they're yeah, they're really bad at it They're worse than me and editing. They're really bad at that. Yeah, because they were trying to splice and I think a commercial But it just comes in in the middle of a sentence Your favorites out of those like I know Tiger like

Tronix is like huge for all of us. Yeah, but like Tiger like Tronix was cool because Hey kids now you can unplug the arcade and put the Tiger challenge in the palm of your hand. It's not as if he said because and it went into the clip it just like was pushed into the show randomly. I don't think they were even listening to it. They're just popping it in into the waveform in random places. Do you know how many people put out shows without listening to them? I barely most.

A lot. A lot. Here's another really weird edit that comes in. I've never heard the creep off. I've never heard of it. I could tell. But man, it's just, yeah, advertising isn't what it used to be. No, it certainly isn't.

And what I find interesting is that. I took it right, I like stereo, I like sound effects, I like editing, and I hate this. This is all nonsense. There's no video component to this. When you sound effects, I like editing, and I hate this, this is all nonsense. There's no video component to this. When you hear that, you're like, oh, there must be something really interesting that you're watching.

A green screen just fell down. That's what it is. That's the cartoon version of a green screen font. Okay, oh, wait, just a second, oh, not, not, not, not, you know what, I got the biggest laugh at our live show? Stuttering John, going, uh, for a minute and a half. Uh, yes. Um, he doesn't know how funny he is.

We're gonna, we're gonna play him, his appearance on Kermit and Friends later today. And I heard Elisa Jordan, I go on Drew and Mike, and we might talk to her today too. But really? She was, yeah, we might talk to her today too. But really? She was, yeah, we're gonna give her a call. Hi, Elisa. It's, it's Flirty Vitty.

Oh no, gross. How are you today? But she's funny. She's like, John thinks he's funny because of like telling jokes. That's not what makes him funny. He's not getting what makes him funny. He's actually a funny character. Yeah, we'll get to that later.

We will get to that later. Before we get to that. Let's talk about toys that we've owned I had I had Jordan versus bird I had paper boy. I Had probably a couple other ones Fucking cares. I have a bat mobile. Yes, you do, Betty. We talked about the fact that you bought a bad heart. Dr. Steve told me they said he goes, you bought a bat mobile. I'm like, how the fuck do you know that? Okay, who told you I'm listening to this episode you didn't listen to this episode. I'm like, oh shit This is stuff that Vinnie can really get into and be exact with these guys. Wow Especially when they try to stay on topic. The funny thing is my toy collecting, and I know we're not here to talk about toy

collecting, we're going to talk about advertising, but I'm sorry. They go hand in hand, but those two guys, I do not get my hopes of anything that they do. Really? Because this sounds like something that you would say on a podcast. I remember earning money, so I could buy Transmetal to Megatron. I went to Walmart paid 20 bucks for it. And of course I quadrupled the price that I paid for it when I sold it on eBay. But for 80. No one told me there was going to be boasting. Yes. I know. Quadrupled it. By the way, inflation is quadrupled since you bought that toy. Right. That's

like I'm too excited about your investment there, buddy. Fucking ridiculous. That's right. That's like I do excited about your investment there, buddy. Fucking ridiculous. Is somebody you're not impressed with that? No. I'm not. I'm not impressed with any of this. Can I just give you guys an example of how quickly I tuned out on this?

Yeah. And what a couple of corn balls, like, they sound like they have no energy at all. But they came in kind of hot in the episode that I listened to. Play my intro. Number one. Jamie, as always, it's Steve Megatron. Hello, sir. Hello.

Hello. That's a good energy right there. I mean, it's like, hello, Kermit D Megatron here. It's like they're answering the phone in 1987. I mean, what is going on? These guys, I don't understand what the show is. All right, so at one point, Steve Megatron starts bitching about advertising.

Now, remember, this is an episode about commercials and he's bitching about advertising. And the show grinds to a halt. This is him talking about how Discovery Plus advertised to him on Facebook after he'd already signed up for the service. You know I'm knowing that. What's your guys? Come on, what are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What's your guys doing? What's your guys doing? What's your guys doing? What's your guys doing? What's your guys doing? What's your guys?

What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? What's your guys? Discovery Plus subscribe now. I'm already a subscriber. You idiots.

So now we start bitching about advertising and listen. You know how bad your life. Like I made hold on a second. Yeah. Do you know how literal human interaction you have to have in your life? To notice that number one. And give us your number two broadcast it to the internet because you care. Fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah, you know what's nuts? I saw a TV commercial for Jeep, the other time, a guy said,

I already bought one. You want to hear me tell you to be? So fucking pizza commercials all the time. What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? So at this point in the show, the other guy is totally disengaged. T, T F G, I wanna see T G I, T F G one mic.

He's watching Discovery Plus on his phone. Yeah, I think he's doing something on his phone because the show grants to a hoe and he's getting nothing from his co-host. I'm like, okay, cool, whatever. But it's like, again, we live in a world where advertising, as you said, is so in your face. And it was in your face back when we were kids too.

He's getting nothing! He's giving these log chances and jump in with too. He's getting nothing. He's giving me these log chances to jump in with something. So I almost hope that what's happening there is that guy feels like he's in such an intense moment that the other guy goes to speak and he holds his face up. He's like, shh, that'd be finished. Like, this is a dramatic pause.

This is a dramatic pause. This is not your turn. It's not your turn. I have one more example. Like, I sucks. There's another long pause here But this is such an annoying statement to even make every app that I've seen that the streamer Netflix Hulu Whatever you know insert whatever name of whatever app you want to use boomerang whatever

But specifically like Netflix and Hulu and that kind of stuff they have have, oh, is this a kid's profile? And I love that they do that. Even though I don't have children, I still want these companies to be looking out for the children of our future. Fucking cares, dude. And just some of these advertisements are... He just, I want these companies to be looking out for the children of our future with a straight face, first off. That's ridiculous. We don't know what he was doing with this face So he's concerned about advertising I'm wondering if he thinks that advertising fucked him up because they talk earlier in the show about the fact that they go back and

By toys they used to own when they were children. That's bizarre And then he's going we got to protect the kids from advertising like dude you're already fucked right? This is over. They got you right he's like you could have a life you could have a wife in a family Right, I swear to God. I just want to like shat or these guys remember that as an else catch Have you ever even kissed a girl? No, these kids sound exactly like the dorks in the um poie. Oh yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. That was the vibe I was getting from them. Are we to believe that this is like a magic xylophone? Yeah.

So, and he hit the shave, no, twice making two different noises. Yeah, that's it. And then they're talking about videos that people put on YouTube where they play with the toys and they transform the transformers and there's one guy who's really good at it. Robots are in disguise. There's one guy who's really good at it.

There's our good buddy off the bottom of a K-Pall. He was one of the first ones that I saw do the transform from vehicle to bot and then bot to vehicle because most of the other ones people like Jesse aka matrix prime and bot matrix at least for a while we're only doing one way you know from vehicle to robot and I understand This is back in the days when YouTube had to be you know a 10 minute or less video You're that nerd. I bunch of god damn nerds hold on a second. You say that guy's day was octobot of this no, it's would they give him the fucking nickname at the bathhouse? Yeah, I think so it's octobot of this octobot of this. He's like a super gay hero or is that thing really? Yeah And he that's like the best youtuber because he would transform the robot into the vehicle and then back into the road body guy

Yeah, and somehow and do that in under 10 minutes because that was back when a video could only be 10 minutes long I then he puts Barbie clothes on them. Well if he do that in under 10 minutes, because that was back when a video could only be 10 minutes long. And then he puts Barbie clothes on them. Well, if he had had more than 10 minutes, yes. And I got to give it to this one guy's dad. He recognized the monster he was creating, and he tried to fix that. And he cut him off. He tried to. Now, he explains it. His parents were divorced. So he would go visit his dad in a different city, and he'd had toys at his dad's house and toys at his mom's house. And I had all my evil warriors from Masters of the Universe at my dad's. And one time I went to my dad's and my toys were not there anymore. He sold them all. His reasoning was, and this was 1986, this was the year you were born.

His reasoning was, you're too old to play with toys. His reasoning was I'm out of beer Are you fucking kidding me? I love it. This guy recognized His son was too old to be playing with these toys and got rid of them. My mother did that to me Oh, but it's just as it worked. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay. All right, we'll be right back after the station identification. ["The Hormel of Spicy Buffalo Billstalk and Producer Cress." All right, we're back. I'm back here with Vinnie. I hate both of those things. Producer Cress. So the one guy on here is very anti-advertising.

I am so anti advertising right now. These guys who like toys and ads for toys are anti advertising. I cannot watch commercials. He can't even watch commercials anymore. And his girlfriend or his wife is really into this watching commercial. And she tries to get him to watch this commercial. Does any of this sound plausible?

She doesn't torment me with it, but she'll put it on every now and then it's the new guy go commercial with tag team I don't know if you've seen this or not. I'll have to show this to you after the show And I'll probably put it somewhere here in the audio, but it's one of those things for him like oh my god There's only so much a car insurance commercial can do yeah somewhere here in the audio, but it's one of those things for him like, oh my God, there's only so much of car insurance commercial can do. Yeah, I've seen a lot of those actually. Hold on, this tag team commercial is legit. The funniest commercial I've ever seen. Right, it's up there. It's pretty good. It's actually really good. What does this guy do when he sees a commercial? That's fucking flip out like no wire hangers. No commercial. Samba.

He ripped the TV's. He ripped it off the wall. What did I tell you about watching live television? Yeah, nobody likes commercials. It's 2021, dude, but fucking coped out. Well, I think the reason why he hates it so much is because it works out him so well. He's so susceptible to advertising. He explains.

He has like 16 car insurance policy. Yeah. Floor already got me to switch my car insurance and okay, he's gonna do it too. Damn it. No, I think I'm not even off the phone with progressive yet. Even admits that just seeing an image of something makes him want to buy it. Even if I just see an image, I mean images are also advertisements. You look at you know Facebook nowadays and things like that and For example, fun co will put out an image of something they've got coming out and I'm like, oh hey like when they put out the images for the funco

Transformers I'm like those are the most unique fun co-pops I have ever seen because they're Transformers and I want all of them At some point I will have them all but it's one of those things where it's like ooh, I want that at some point I will have them all, but it's one of those things where it's like, ooh, I want that. A Funko Transformer, Dahl. So it doesn't even transform. I thought nerds were supposed to be smart.

Oh yeah, these are the kind, they get all the bad qualities and none of the good ones. That is true, that is a very specific brand of nerd. Is that what the geek cast is all about? It's just my big. Our geeks, the ones who just are really into Star Trek and don't understand the science behind it Yeah, yeah, as I stare at your Star Wars skateboards mounted to the wall behind you. Yeah Star Trek you want to fucking go outside right now. Oh, I'll take you outside all day. Let's go

Let's go he wants to work on his finally Let's go pile drivers and I got a wrestling show tomorrow I need to prepare fair enough soft punch you in the face. Well at the very end of the show They they say this Hopefully we've got a bunch of new people that are listening would have it listening to our stuff before you do Congratulations, you do have a bunch of new people listening Wait a while. I'm see what happens when you put things out there into the universe? It has a wave coming back.

The wall of attraction, Vinnie. I hope new people here my show have never heard of before and voila, like that, it happens. You're a fucking genie, Carl. Anything else that you want to play that you clip from the show? Yeah, I have my final summation of this thing. Go ahead, Carl. Yeah, it's about something up. Everyone can tell you're super high. That's funny.

This week's Crenge of the Week comes over from Tony from Cleveland. It's a show called Worst Year Ever. They're talking about some fun stuff like the abortion law that just passed in Texas. Oh, I'm glad that somebody's talking about it. I mean, finally, finally, somebody brought this guy's ready to bring it up. I mean, I did. What's going on in Texas? What are we even talking about? Well, apparently the host of the show was talking about it and was talking about women's reproductive rights. Right. You can't say that, Vinny. Okay, that's very bigoted. Real quick, before we talk about this, I want to highlight that I said people,

I neglected to include this in our conversation on even more news last week, and I did mean to, but I'll even go ahead and admit that I wouldn't have talked about it even enough at that point. And I think it's a really important point, which is that when we are talking about reproductive rights, we should be cognizant that this is not solely a woman's issue, right? I think we can all accept now that it isn't. There are trans men, there are non-binary people who are capable of bearing children in the air just as much a part of this conversation as women are.

Yeah, I mean, I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really-

I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I want to be really- I'm gonna say now you trying to tell me Yeah, are you trying to tell me that they're not letting trans people get abortions in Texas? That's what I'm trying to tell you right now. Oh, yeah, fuck out. What is this crazy? I know it's unreal Trans males can't get abortion. What kind of world do we live people with uterus is fine?

Could we just call him uterine? I don't know. What the fuck? If you have a Uterus fucking whatever. Uterati? Yeah, go have a chat with each other. Alright. Y'all go talk to each other, leave me out of it. So, I had mentioned to you earlier today that I was gonna do a segment on the show that we don't normally do. But every now and again, somebody responds to one of our episodes in a hilarious way. And I want to play those clips for you. And then like in a mediocre way too. Well, did you listen to this episode of comedy pot pie by any chance?

I popped it on. It was in the background for me today. So I did hear a little bit of it. Okay, so this is this guy Michael Wayne Jr. and his friend, Alissa, who's the producer of the show. We did this with Shuly. This was the famous episode where Shuly came out. Would you listen to the show?

I guess nope, just a lot for the ride. Okay. So these guys have been on break all summer because they do seasons of podcasts because that's what people do, I guess, for some reason. Doesn't make any sense to me, but sure. And so they're back with season two and someone gave my heads up that we goofed at them.

So they checked that show out and they don't care, but they're gonna talk about it a lot. So I'm gonna play you these clips, but I wanna break down. I came up with the five stages of being reviewed by who are these podcasts. I've seen this happen time and time again. This is an interesting thought.

So this is the reaction that people have when they found out that they ended up on their way. When they listen back to it, this is gonna happen. It's not when they found out that they edge it up on their way. Listen back to it. This is gonna happen. Not when they find out because like, maybe they like that. You know, like, oh shit.

I don't like it. Oh, okay. So what you're going to hear in these series of clips, these stages don't happen like the stages of grief where it kind of follows a similar pattern. They kind of just happen all over the place. They bounce back and forth between the different stages. So stage one is, oh, well, we're not even trying to be funny

or have a good show. We're doing this for ourselves. This is just a thing that we do for ourselves. Where we like to laugh about it, it's not for you. That's the first thing that they think. And then it turns into, what, I don't know who makes this guy, the arbiter of good podcasting.

Why does this person know what good podcasting is or what cares about their opinion of it who gives a shit. Sure. And then, and also this guy Carl has no talent. He doesn't do anything original. He just plays clips from other people's shows. Check, check, check, yep. And then it turns into, all right, that thing that we did was pretty dumb. And we're not gonna, yeah, we actually took

it off the internet, and I am kind of embarrassed about that. And then finally, it's, so we're gonna change our show format going forward. You know, we actually did learn a couple things to improve the show and get better. Right. All right, let's hear all those, all five of those things. Let's hear all those stages come through.

And it starts off with, obviously I've gotten into their head. They've taken episodes off the internet. And so they've only had one season so far, season one. And listen to how Alyssa answers this question. It's very telling. And we are here once again to start another journey on season two.

How do you feel about that? How did you feel about season one? I didn't feel that bad about it honestly, I think it was good as far as our first ever season, just experimenting and, you know, learning how to work the equipment and our format and all that stuff. She just feels that bad about it. She's got no hopes. She's got no hopes. So you know that they're very confident in what they do when they decide to scrub the internet of episodes. We got to first like 10 episodes out of the way.

We did, we did eventually knock a couple of them off that didn't have any certain purpose, which I'm sure as we make more episodes, we will get rid of the ones that we did from the beginning. So you're saying I wasn't wrong. Is that what you're saying right now? Everything that we said about you was correct? I don't think that that's what they're saying. I think that maybe they just have a cheap,

fucking broadcast-y package where they have to take stuff down to say that. I don't think it's archiving. Yeah, they have archiving because they don't have much bandwidth. They're bandwidth, exactly. I don't think it's archiving. Yeah, they have archiving because they don't have much fun with. Bed with, exactly. I don't think that's why, but then they explain to us, now this is stage one, that this isn't for us, the listeners. We don't really have a voice yet, we don't have a mission statement,

we're purely entertainment. We're just producing content, we're joking around as two friends who've known each other for a very long time do. And it's just a glimpse of, you know, like if these microphones weren't in front of us, I don't think much would be very different at all. I agree. So...

Yeah, we're supposed to be entertaining for you. Like we're just friends hanging out. What's your problem? Yeah. And that we felt the need to record and broadcast it. That's the problem right there, Vinnie, because I've heard these excuses before. I've heard these excuses. And that whole thing where it's like, yeah, but then you saved the file and uploaded it to the internet with your logo and your website. That's the part where it's like you're putting some effort and you have people

to hear it. Right. No, we don't though. I mean, we didn't even think anyone was even gonna hear that stuff. It's safe, they wanted, if they don't, if they don't, that's fine. Oh yeah, I mean, they were doing the show, Vinnie. It's just to see if their equipment works. There was many times where I just showed up with nothing to say, nothing written down,

and then we just recorded a episode, mainly to test the equipment, whatever it may be, make a few jokes here and there. So we're just testing the equipment. What's your problem? I'm gonna go get the old holds out of the garage, take it for a ride, make sure it's still working. Are you fucking kidding me?

Is that the worst excuse? It's all stage one stuff, right? Yeah, this is the worst. Very good. Well, there was a little bit of stuff to live in there. After the stage one, I think they both deserve stage four. Ha ha ha ha ha. Gross losers. Can't stand this. after the stage one, I think they both deserve stage four. Gross loser.

Can't stand this. I then this hurts Carl. I know. I know I know I had a lot of fun this morning with us. I mean, any kind of notoriety that comes out of this, I, um, I guess I didn't even expect in the first place, but it's true. Now, man, about it, I suppose bad publicity is just the same as good as publicity. No, it's the saying is, there's no such thing as bad publicity. It's not bad publicity, it's just as good as good publicity.

No, that's not correct at all. When someone shits on you with examples of why you suck, you're not gonna get a ton of people checking out your podcasts. Correct. You're gonna have a lot of people in their cars laugh and going, never gonna listen to that one.

Well done, Carl. Well, you know what they say? People goofed out of you. It's just as good as a couple, Madagoe. You know what they say. Okay. It's a same thing. God damn.

I do. All right, well now it turns it, now they start turning on me. They're not really anyone I would consider to be even remotely talented in any way shape or form. Well, you both have points. So it really doesn't bother me that much.

I'm actually, if anything more excited, that people saw that we were trending and tried to ride our dicks into more viewership. Okay. This, I have a problem with, and I have to address this. He says, the reason why we did his show, and I have more problem with and I have to address this He says the reason why we did his show and I have more examples of this is because they're so popular That I just wanted to ride their dicks. I think is what he said Actually, he even has a problem with the naming convention of our Aren't you too busy riding Stuttering John's dick? Yes, they ride theirs and cupping the balls. Yes See here's the thing

They called that they called our episode they called their episode comedy pot pie It was the one about us. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like I hate you I thank you suck, but here I'm gonna name my fucking baby after you That's the naming convention if you look at any other episode They're all named are the podcast that we review as the main podcast review. Right. And he thinks they did it because comedy pop high has so much good name. Yeah, it's such a good name that they had to name their episode.

They're gonna be looking, people be looking for their show and then find our show and that's how we're gonna, so he really is convinced that we found this show because it was trending and it was getting popular and people were really enjoying it. I'll tell you how we found this show, alright? A guy named Aaron wrote into us and he wrote, Little Back Story.

I actually know Mike Lane. We do not like each other. I worked with him managing a restaurant where he had stand-up comedy shows. Mike thought he was a comedian and we all thought he was the furthest thing from funny. I slept with two girls he was trying to bang who worked there and he actually fired both of them out of spite because he's a piece of shit. One of these girls is now my wife.

Mike remains single and probably lives with his mom. That's his body that he used to work with. This is the why we did your show because our listeners, we should listen now. That's my cat. Actually Tom Myers. It might be, he has the same backstory. I have to say though. Yeah. It is the same backstory as Tom Myers. It might be, he has the same backstory. I have to say though, this is really,

it is the same backstory as Tom Myers. Yeah. Um, this guy's got like 25,000 Twitter followers. Do you think he's buying them? Michael Lane Jr. does. Yeah. How much activity does he have on a tweet? Let's see.

I think that's a good question. Yeah. I like to look at that because Opie has like 600,000 and he'll get a dozen likes on something that he puts out. Right. Which tells me that people are all that engaged in what he's doing. All right, I'm waiting for it'll pop up in a second.

Let me know. But I saw that early and I went, oh, who is this guy I've never heard of him? And I kind of work in a comedy club that books people. Yeah, I saw it. You were here of comedies. I would have heard his name, but I don't know anything.

I'm just a fucking one of the merry men. All right, and then he makes one of us. They, I think it's called who, who are these podcasts? Something like that. Something fucking stupidish shit. So they don't create any content. All right, so a guy who's show is called Comedy Pot Pie.

Such an arch-show, it's stupidish shit. So I want to point that out. Yeah, well, so we don't do anything. Broken clocks, right? We don't do anything original. And then he does a pretty good impression of us. I have to say. They broke it down and they're like, you know,

this girl's annoying, this guy's an idiot, this isn't funny, this isn't true. Yeah, that was Sky to the Shell. Yeah, that's a general conversation with Carl. Yeah, that's about it. 28,4, look, okay. Okay, 264 likes on that one on that. Really?

Nine on that. Nine on that. Okay, 20 on that. Okay. 18, 14. Yeah, okay, that's more like it. That's what I'm going to get. 18, 23, 24. Is he telling jokes on there? Huh Sorry to tell Possibly

Last night I met some crazy girl at the bar who had a rape fantasy She never came right out and said it or anything, but I could just tell by what she was wearing All right, so here's another clip from from their show the main guy who runs this place is named fucking Carl hamburger So he thinks my real name is Carl hamburgerurger and he's good for got me that makes me show Have me a silly name holy shit. I know I know it's pretty funny So then they start the real hero is here me I agreed as usual So then they start talking about Shule because Shule was on the show goofy got them as well

This uh the Shule guy is he's, he's like the standard I shave my head and then wear like thick frame glasses and then now that's my personality. You know, like that guy, now he's just like kind of angry and angsty even though he's 60. All right, so follow this. Shule, the radio personality. The guy was on the radio for 15 years

on the Howard Search Shop. I never heard the Shuli show on the radio He he was a big part of that show and and the Howard 100 news group I believe it was the Howard it was not the shuli news group right he was a radio personality All right, you following me here Which Jim Norton would you call him a radio personality? I don't mean Anthony. Well, let me show he has Jim and Sam now He does it's so to shuli a fucking show. It's a podcast. It's. It's a podcast Julie does yeah, but podcast are listening to more people than the radio is I don't know about that Carl I think you better check your numbers. I like it when you did the my new show either who are these

I'll be back who are these radios You are listening to the who are these podcasts network? We are listening to the Who Are These Podcast Network. We're not actually your friends real life. So the radio personality guy, his personality, is how he looks. Right. Most people who know Shuley don't know what he looks like. Sure. That makes sense. No, Shuley's cool. I'm just fucking with him. I'm sorry guys. You were fucking with Shuley.

You were just saying that this guy is correct at everything. Oh, it was poison. He's making well. Yeah about you sucking Yeah, cuz you see how many followers he has a Twitter now you're taking his side like this guy's got more juice than Carl does Maybe you'll start a podcast with them. You think he likes creeps? Oh, yeah, Michael. Hey, Julia, you hear that you can totally come out of the creep off. You're welcome on the creep off So then they're talking about Oh, yeah, Michael, hey, Junior, you hear that? You can totally come out of the creep off. You're welcome on the creep off. So then they're talking about Alyssa. She gets in a good jab here on us. In their defense, I don't think they know

what a real job is if this is what their career is based in. Oh, this is when they're talking about. So I made the comment. He guy goes, the first real job I ever had was the manager of the hooters. Like, you can't have that be your first job. You have to get your way up to it. Yeah job. You have to do something in the store. They don't just hire you off the street

to be the manager of the house. So this retard goes, Carl's so stupid, I said my first real job. I'm like, oh, well, that's even worse if you think that's a real job. Because I was giving you the benefit of the job. He's like, no, I had other jobs before that. That's my first real job.

I was like, ooh, okay. Here's like, no, I had other jobs before that. This is my first real job. I was like, ooh, okay. Here's a fun fact, Alyssa, about Carl. And this is going to blow all of your minds. And I've said it on the show before, shockingly employable. No, I'm not, according to Alyssa, this. In their defense, I don't think they know what a real job is if this is what their career is based in.

Let me just say, they made fun of me because I made a comment about how I pay like $100 or $150 a month to talk to a therapist and they're like, oh, well, you should get a better therapist. I'm sorry, have you never heard of health insurance? Oh, wait, again, you don't have a real fucking job. They're like, um, we've never heard of health insurance because we don't have a real job.

Yeah, they keep turning them down because of the club feet. It's a pre-existing condition apparently. Hey, well, that's. That's a good point. Yes. What else did they talk about? Wow, that was just such a foot. Why does everyone think you're so unemployable? It blows my mind.

They're grasping its straws. You know, it's hard to find stuff about Carl Hey, or the internet. And he doesn't do anything. He just listens to podcasts and tears them apart. Again, he produces no actual talent. Original talent. He doesn't write jokes, he doesn't write segments, he doesn't do anything of any value. I mean, I throw the C word out pretty liberally.

You gotta get that. You gotta get that. Right, I mean, if there's one thing you can say I do. And everyone knows that's a valuable service. But got to get to that. Right. I mean, if there's one thing you can say I do. And everyone knows that's a valuable service. But as your co-host, not the creep off, I can add to the fact that you never prepare or do anything. So I guess I'm with him on that.

All right. Let's see what else you can agree with him on. Oh, this is great. So the guy's trying to dig in. Well, how can we goof on him? He sees our star rating on Apple podcasts. Oh, no. He's got us good with this one. They have a 2.9 rating out of five

2.9 out of 400 episodes you think just the average out of that. I mean we're at 4.5 4.5. I'll show you face. I could only dream of having a rating of 4.5. Listen, Mike, when you get 1,100 one star reviews, like I have, then you come talk to me, all right? You'll never get 1,100 one star reviews. Do you fucking know how incredible it is that he's at like 2.9 with that many one star reviews? That's even a sad, sad should be it, the average should be 1.2.

There's a team at Apple right now trying to figure out how the fuck you broke the algorithm. The algorithm is not working. What's going on here? What hates this guy? How is it a 2.9? That's better than average. It doesn't make any sense.

Unbelievable. I love it. Yeah. I love it. All right, so that was a pretty good burn. Yeah, I showed you. I got to say. And then, oh, this is pretty funny,

because she's not really following the narrative that Mike wants to have about us being losers, and we got nothing going on, because she goes, yeah, the shoolly guy, like he was on your mom's house, and I've seen him on all these shows that I really like. You know, he's a really popular comedian. He's like, he cuts her off right there.

Um, they're just, and honestly, they just use our name because people search comedy pot pie, they probably saw we were trending, and they go, we'll just name our episode that, and name because people search comedy pot pie, they probably saw we were trending and they go, we'll just name our episode that and then anyone typing in comedy pot pie is gonna see our fucking episode, which is exactly what fucking happened and people are like, hey, these people out here

are fucking bombing on you and I'm like, who is it? And they're like, I don't know because nobody knows who the fuck they are and then I'm like, I find out who they are and I'm like, I don't know who the fuck this is. So I Google it. We've gotten more traffic since that episode came out. Yeah then I'm like I find out who they are and I'm like I don't know who the fuck this is so I Google it We've gotten more traffic since that episode came out. Yeah, I'm sure which like I said bad publicity is but She fucks up again

He's supposed to be saying that I was doing this game or who was seeing the my show not the other way around She goes, yeah, well actually we've got a lot of people checking us out now because we are featured on that show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Mike, we're actually getting a lot of people who are listening now. Do you think maybe you get that open mic going at the hooters again? Do you think Aaron will give you a job over there?

All right, let's listen to some more of these excuses to come out. Season one was fucking really realistically seven episodes. And the first episode sucked. Because we weren't even gonna air that one. We were just like, ah, whatever, we'll test the equipment, but let's just get it. Because we didn't think anyone would let something. So now this is going back to that.

Well, it's not even good. I mean, we know it's not good, of course. I mean, what do you think it was gonna be? And then he goes into how our show was only good because we were playing clips of their show. Like, he sucked, dude. You guys were terrible. The whole podcast of theirs was fucking terrible.

It should have ended after episode one, but it should have ended. Our episode should have ended after they were done roasting us because then it just got even worse. It was only good because the things they were trying to roast from us were actually pretty fucking funny, but they were just trying to think of ways to bring us down. So this is interesting. I like to say cognitive dissonance.

I like to use that term. That's a very good term for this. Right, because he goes, look at, we know it wasn't very good. We don't even, we don't even, we're not even trying. It's their season one. We're just trying to get our legs underneath us. And then immediately, but also, we're way funnier than this guy. We're great.

And we're so, we're fantastic. With the part of this, that was really fun. We were the highlight of his show. And then, Alyssa admits they suck again, whoops. I do think that it was super obnoxious for somebody listening to who doesn't know us and things like that. So a lot of that part of what they said, I definitely agree with, but we actually scrubbed

that shit from the internet before we even found out about that. Yeah, we did. They scrubbed it from the internet. It's really tough to come back to me. Do you know what the argument was there? We realized it sucked before he did. Yes. That's what I was trying to say.

It's right, yeah, it's well done. Yeah, you hit record, asshole. What are you trying to tell me? I can't tell what they're trying to say on this. But do you see why I pulled somebody clips? Yeah, that's fascinating. It's all over the place. All right, here's some more one.

So now they're starting to feel bad for Shuley. And this is actually very perceptive on their part. This Shuley guy, whatever, because he bought a, he got a bad gig. He's just like, he has to call in every once in a while. And you get, he's not into it. Like, he's just on the phone. He's fucking lazy. He's just being just like mailing it in. You could tell he's just like, high as hell lean back to his chair. Like, God, I got to get through this. All right. It's a good point. Yeah, I might be right about that one I mean, I like that he goes you know, Shoeley's obligated to call into the show

Like I want to have under contract if that's what you mean Sorry, Shoeley got to go on the show again. I'm on the fucker. I fucking hate doing this goddamn But I wanted to put my kids to bed Carl. Yeah, you should have thought about that when you sign the contract asshole Do the high-p pitch Eric voice go. I need tan mom on my show, pronto. It's making happen. All right. So this is my buddy Mike shooting on his own point, which I always find to be fun. He was calling me hack from like doing like hack jokes. Then at one time they accused me of ripping off an Anthony Jocelyn, like joke, which I did not do. And then at one time they accused me of ripping off an Anthony Jocelyn, which I did not do. And then didn't they go ride Anthony Jocelyn, like, yes, they're like, yeah, this guy is an obvious Anthony Jocelyn, like, fan, um, we found that out. I'm like, how

do you mean you found that out? It's not like in my bio, like, hi, I'm Michael and June, and I love Anthony Jocelyn, I mean, I do love Anthony Jocelyn, like I do. All right. So we figured it out. I just read his fucking Twitter. I knew he love Anthony Jusson, like I do. All right, so we figured it out. I just read his fucking Twitter. I knew he liked Anthony Jusson, man, dude. It's not your fucking think you're a rape humorist. I don't know what the, of course you like Jusson. Well, I figured it out by the way he delivers his jokes.

Yeah. And he did it again in this episode. Listen to this. Are they the smoothest balls I've ever seen in my entire life? No. My balls were way smoother a month ago when the entire cast of who are these podcasts was hanging from my fucking dick So you're stealing a style and delivery. That's why I thought you were a fan of this. Yeah, it's like how I know Patrick Michael likes Mitch Hedberg Right. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. He steals the jokes and delivery style. Yeah, I think he's funny He absolutely does steal in the Chadburg jokes

because I had to look it up, but I was researched and said, I was like, that's a Mitchenburg joke. Yup. So in this episode, we point out the fact that this guy's obviously an Anthony's just like Fanny goes, I don't know how they would know that,

but they're right, okay, good. And then they make fun of me for talking about Anthony Jesselnik show right after that. And then he immediately goes into 25 minutes about Anthony Jesselnick's podcast right after, they stopped talking about us. I was like, unbelievable, you're the one with the secret fucking boner

for Anthony Jesselnick after all. All right, well, it's not secret. It's called a segue, it's called a transition. It's because I'm good at this. That I would talk about you, Anthony Jesselnick, speaking of Anthony Jesselnick, look at this thing that's going on over here. It's because we want a good shot.

No, Carl, it's because you have an erection for Anthony Jesselneck. Oh, see, I have a secret boner. Yes. For Anthony Jesselneck, a painful boner. Yeah. You might say. Carl's boners are innies.

That's why it's so painful. It hurts. All right, here is a terrible point from Alessa. Like this, like I'm telling you, this guy is all in this hamburger fella. If you have been this all in the game for this long, and I've literally put in you and I combined have put in maybe, maybe 2% effort that we could. And this guy is like 150% effort and nobody knows who the fuck he is until he uses their content to try and make jokes.

That's what I'm saying. They put in 2% effort. Oh, you got me. My question to that is why? Why would you put in 2% of your effort into something? Where do they have a live show near Chicago? I don't think they do. Carl, I was in a line at a thing in Wisconsin.

And some guys started talking to me about his wrestling podcast. And I said, oh yeah, I do a podcast on my buddy Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. And he goes, who are these podcasts? I love that show. Yeah, that's awesome. And he just immediately knew who you are. And I go, yeah, I'm Vinnie.

And he was like, oh, nice to meet you, man. It just had a nice chat. Like, people know who this fucking show is like just because you didn't do it doesn't need people don't know who the show is I hate that it's it's fine I don't care because the guy later on goes and by the way they got a whole reddit and there I have a discord server and they got all this stuff going on so we have to use it and yeah he has a ton of research on who we are and what we do I don't think Alyssa did a ton of research on who we are and what we do. I don't think Alyssa did a ton of research on all this stuff, but also keeping mine,

maybe I should have added this as a stage is the, we don't even care. Like I listened to Carl Goof on me. Also, they listened to the Southern John segment, the other Justin experiment. Like, they were compelled enough to listen to the entire episode, and we were just after we stopped talking about that.

Yeah, they did a deeper dive on us than we did at the probably the common answers. They want to see what he'll say next Right But they don't care again. You know, I don't want to I don't want to put too much Too much into these people's bag to make them feel like they affected me too much, but we don't have anything else to talk about really They're back further next season. They're up for months like and by the way, I didn't want to talk about really. They're back for their next season. They're up for months. Like, and by the way, I didn't want to talk about this because I don't care. But we just didn't have anything else to talk about.

Now, the first time. Welcome to season two. Season season one was so bad. We had to delete half of it from the internet. Yes. Good intro. Good open. Good opening.

And then the other story that they told was they went to go see Dave Chappelle in Vegas. They were there the week after I was there and it was Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle had lining the show. This guy Mike tells the story about getting so drunk that he has to get up to go pee before Dave Chappelle comes on. Can't find his seat. Never gets back to his seat to watch Dave's chupal ends up getting kicked out of the auditorium because they didn't know where to sit

Mm-hmm, and then got lost in Vegas blackout drunk How was Rogan? I don't fucking know what to say to that double second ever listen was sleeping during Rogan That's right. She was so drunk that she passed out. This is the story. They're telling I'm the show She goes go to that show. Yeah, I was there. These two just get, I listen to them be hammered and blackout drunk. I listen to that podcast. That was the episode that they scrubbed

where they were both, they were so obnoxious. Like I was just screaming into the microphone. I put a super cut together. It's really good. It really bad. I'll have to go back and listen to that. It's pretty bad. I wonder I can find it.

Maybe I should go listen to Comedy Pot Pie. So he just said, he said our name once, who are these podcasts early? He's like, I don't wanna say it again, so I don't wanna give them the publicity. Well, I don't actually fuck them because I don't know how you're gonna say the name. I think I might've already said the name of their podcast,

but you know what, fuck them. Because I was gonna say the only way you can ever even listen to bits of that episode is from that, is from their shitty episode, but I don't wanna give them anymore fucking, I don't wanna promote, they're gonna be like, look at this, we got a lot of views this week. Let's just keep this up on other people's podcasts.

Let's just keep- You fucking moron! You think that if you mention who are these podcasts, we're gonna see a jump in views. You really think that? You should see the Delight and Carl's face as you deliver that line. What a fucking idiot!

I mean, if I even mention it out the street or on my way to work, they're gonna see a huge jump Delight and Carl's face as he delivered that line. What a fucking idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha! I mean, if I even mentioned it on the street or on my way to work, they're gonna see a huge jump and people checking out their show. Did you hear Mike Lane Jr. mention a show? Yeah, we gotta check it out. I wasn't even think they have traction in an audience, people are into their show,

and they're gonna help promote my show by talking about their show. All right, it's my last clip. You know what I mean? They're all just ganging up and like that's like there's thing. They think that's like hilarious. But to me as someone who makes material and content, you know, you're a fucking scrub. The name of this show should be gang rape that podcast. Is that's what we do?

Yeah, one point. They were playing a clip of producer Chris Ziggin him like yeah, it's like all these other people are making fun of us too. I think Vity was there They're like all confused. What was going on? Yeah, I was there But my name got mentioned of that your name was mentioned with that bump was on my Twitter Who's this video guy? Thank you, Mike played junior. Maybe he's a curl hamburger's brother. Let's see Vinnie hamburger You get a whole other fucking thing when you search that I bat I Bat so I Went on the Drew and Mike show this past week and we talked about

An episode of Kermit in front that's at least a Jordanus show. Yeah, she got Southern John on And not easy to do no because he's very afraid that if he goes on a show That's Alisa Jordana's show. Yeah. She got Stuttering John on. And... And how do you see it to do? No! Cause he's very afraid that if he goes on a show, people will troll him. As he should be. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

So... This is... He won't even drive over a bridge. This is what fucking guy. This is an epic show. I'm not driving my... New old Mercedes over that bridge. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is... This was amazing feat by Alisa Jordana. I'm not driving my new old Mercedes over that bridge.

This is, this was amazing feat by Alyssa Jordana. I played clips with Drew and Mike. I put it out on the Patreon. People can hear it on Drew and Mike's feed. We're gonna do some of those same clips, but I have so many more and so much more. You told me you spent, okay. I'm Curtin here folks.

Carl says to be Vinnie. This is the show we're gonna do, but you need to watch Kermit and Fred's with Stutter, and John, I spent five hours cutting clips. I did, I did. Five fucking hours folks, here we go. I actually backed up my entire week. I've been behind all week because of the show with so incredible.

And you said to me, whatever you do, make sure you listen to this. And I did, and I said, make sure you listen to this. And I did. And I said there, I was fucking riveted. Yes. I listened to Jordan. Yes. Is the greatest interviewer ever.

She fucking nailed that. She played it exactly right. It was not damn impressive. It was only a lot to do. I was obsessed. It interrupted date night. I don't want to get into that. But, yeah, I'll tell you later at the wrap-up show. She

Captain D. Fuse. Yes. Well, just fucking Bob. Yes. Yes. Our fly the fucking King Kong hanging off the fucking building and he starts trying to Swat him and then he looks at her. It's like, so John, it's okay. John. He like, he calms down for a second. That incoming out for a second that incoming. That's so accurate. It was the most amazing podcast I've ever seen. So well done, Alyssa. Let's get it done. Gage, yeah. You knew it was gonna be good when John pops up and the very first thing that Elisa does is she takes a collar. Okay, we're getting a collar. A permanent friend's having an alpia.

Uh, yeah, it's a two-part question for stuttering foxface. Why are you such a cheap bastard and stiff to everyone with the bill? And why can't he close the deal with Alisa? I love when he got rejected to even go hiking with her. Can you please address that? Thank you. I mean, here's a guy who's only concerned is that a troll will come out and goof out of him. Welcome to the show, Jack. Stuttering F fuck face.

Yes, this is amazing. I mean, that's the smart way to do it. She really did it right, because now he's thinking, okay, that's the worst that can happen. I'm going to point something out to John, because I know he doesn't listen to our show, because he never learns. If he listened to the show, this would not be happening to him. I so I know he doesn't listen to our show, cause he never learns. If he listened to the show, this would not be happening to him.

I so I know he doesn't listen. John, the way you react to this is the reason why it happens to you. Time and time again. Just like you were saying, they just wind him up and just let him go. And this guy isn't serious with these questions. John could have been like, alright, yeah, good one, buddy. Instead, he gets into, what do you mean I'm cheap? Dressing the guy's question, I never stiffed anybody. That's such a fallacy. And I'll explain

it. Okay. I paid everybody on my comedy tour, Nick DePolo, 2500 for a weekend. Nick wasn't getting that for a whole week. I paid Jim Florentine in a mode, a thousand dollars each week. I didn't stiff anybody. That's a foul. Do you think Nick DePollo wants to put out there? How much money he was making on these shows and how much he was making a week? Can I also add that that's not even what the guy said to him. He said, why did you leave these people with the bill?

Yes. And then he mentioned two people that worked with him and how he did not stiff them, which is very strange because I think he immediately assumed that he must have talked to the Apollo. I got it to fuse this now. Yeah, that's where he's praying. Well, it's interesting too because

he keeps saying things that lead us to believe that he's lying, because he's constantly talking about how much things cost and bitching about how much they cost, as if he's like a cheap scape. And also, ladies and gentlemen, if you do watch this, he uses the word fallacy about 5,000 fucking times. That's another fallacy! Yorana?

And by the way, I am going to prove that these things are true that he's saying are not true. We will get into that. He learned it from Michael Popock. Probably. What he told him that the check was at the bail. He said, John, that's a fallacy. That is a fallacy, John. So this is him talking about,

he went over to the comedy store. So they're all gonna have to eat the night before. Okay, this, and this other guy and John, yeah, go ahead. And then he goes to the comedy store and this is just full of funny things. Oh yeah, he's right. He got so much to cost for 112 ounce bottle of beer. A course light at the comedy store.

$14. $11 bucks. Okay. Then I leave a $2 tip, uh, tip, Chrissy of course. $13 bucks for one stupid freaking beer. And I tipped the valet at 20 bucks. So cost me 33 bucks for 15 minutes in a beer. Did you get the go on stage?

No. Oh, no. Oh, no. You lose that. I like. I love her reaction. Oh, no. He went over there to get stage time.

He thought he was going to bump some comedians. Hey, it's under a john's here. I've written you by five minutes. I know. Yeah. He went to the bar and bought a beer. That's how you know you're not getting on stage tonight. Right. Just so you know, he doesn't know how you know he looked around the club for one person. He knows that he would kind of like get backstage with or something.

Hey, is a missy here? It's missing. He's pulling his shirt. Like, get this fucking guy out here. Please leave, sir. Please leave right now. So this is funny because he hasn't been on Kermit and friends in a long time. And they explained what happened the last time he was out the show. Years ago, John and I had a fight

about a guy that was on Kermit and friends. So I. Why didn't you know had a mental problem? Yeah, so he had a he was. I didn't know that I was unaware of that. So you know, I mean, I apologize. I didn't know. John was having of that so you know, I mean I apologize. I didn't know. John was having a screaming match with a retard.

And he didn't know. That's the love police. Either did Susanna. Susanna didn't know either. But he has excuse. He has a really good excuse for fighting with this retired I've never heard this before he took my potato chips He double dipped I had the salsa

I've never heard the people probably know about this, but I'm just catching up to this one myself. No, but I didn't know. And plus I had like 10 beers at that point. That was at my smoking stage, at least I don't smoke anymore. So I had an OCD thing where I had to have one beer, a fresh beer with every cigarette. So I would like literally not finish a beer because I'd have to have a different beer.

So I would go through like 15 beers because I wanted to smoke 15 cigarettes. You know, OCD is a horrible thing to have. That's the worst excuse for alcoholism I've ever heard. I needed another cigarette. So I had to have another beer. See, the problem is on the internet, I had to jerk off whenever you leave the room.

It's the LCD. It's the LCD that's crippling into a fresh clean-up. All right. So then, Alisa gets into the questions that we all want to ask John. These are the answers we need. John's talking about his show. I do three shows a week that are political.

And then on Sundays, I do my beer on the balcony show. That's not political, but I change my green screen and I drink beer and we talk to a comedian and she says. So how much money can you make drinking beer on your balcony? Oh, God. Well, the beer on the balcony is just, you know, that's just here. This is my balcony. I want to see my balcony.

That's, that's awesome. Yeah. I don't know if I could change it here. Damn it. I don't know if I could change it. It's trying to change the story. You can't figure it out. Ah, damn it.

Oh, somebody's calling me. One second, John. Kermit of friend. All right, so she gets to start. He changes the subject. She gets distracted, but props to Elisa. She comes back to it. OK, OK, so you're doing a lot of shows.

So yearly, what kind of salary is that? I'd rather than not say, but it's pretty well. Is it like, I do fairly well. Is it like 50,000, 100,000? I do fairly well. Is it like 50,000, 100,000? It's, I do fairly well. 200,000, are you on cameo? Yeah. Okay, okay.

So what's better for you? Is it you two? Well, we don't say a prayer for a comedian, a friend of mine. Oh, geez. Oh, a prayer? Yeah, so then he brings up Kate Quigley who, oh, did at that party with all the other comedians.

Yeah, I heard him drop Adam Hunter's name too. Yeah, so he wanted to change the subject. By the way, what he says I do fairly well. He's referring to drinks at the bar. Yeah. I can afford a $14 drink from time to time. No, no, no, no, we're talking well drinks. We're talking. Well, I love that. And Mark pointed out. Can I get an Admiral Nelson? Admiral Nelson? Can I get a Mr. Pippin Admiral Nelson?

So Mark, do you have a Montezuma tequila? Mark Vallert pointed out that this is genius, this line of questioning questioning because she says, all right, you do cameo and she was asking, which do you make more money on? Cause she can go on and see how popular he's on cameo. You know what I mean? So you can kind of get the bottom of things.

Yeah, kind of kind of a smart one. What's he asking on cameo? I know you know, it changes the subject. I don't know. Get the fuck you know, I'll look it up. I got the app. All right, of course you two. Are you on cameo, Vinny?

No, all right. But I send KAMEO, Vinny? No. All right. But I send like KAMEO's to people as a goof. John takes credit for sticking to his word. He's gonna do the show, even though he's in the middle of his fantasy draft. Oh God. Which is so fucking great.

Oh, hold on. I just gotta, hold on. I just gotta, Pittsburgh still is deep. That's okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. I'm over you saying. I got T Higgins from the Bengals. He doesn't have to do that live. That's okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. I will resigning. I got T Higgins

from the Bengals. He doesn't have to do that live. That's his way of being a big shot. I think. Well, you do have to draft when the other people are drafting But whatever. Okay. He also explains he's six fantasy liars and Anyway, would you like to know what he's categorized under on cameo radio personality comedian. Oh, geez wrong Let's see 24 hour delivery. Okay, I know the number you know the number Da da come on down producer Chris. What do you think stuttering John wants for a cameo? Oh Got it because I used to know this for a cameo. Oh, got it. I think I used to know this.

Carl. Carl. Yeah, I'd go like 50, probably. 79, 99. 79. I know he wants a tricky to think it's in the 70s. Ladies of gentlemen. Gentlemen. Yes, 79, 99.

He's not gonna go out of cameo's land. There's a thing called a fan club on here. And he has 17 people in it. Oh, wow. Okay, well, I know his mom and he has 17 people in it. Oh wow, okay Well, I'm know as mom and his sister or two of them. So there's 15. There's reviews here There's cameo reviews. Yeah Home run. What a fantastic birthday surprise. Your life must be horrible, sir One of his cameos is from trucker Andy if you guys remember. Yeah, that was a fun one. All right, so he talks about how he kept his word.

Yeah, and at least I'm a man of my word, you have to admit. I know. I'm pleased, I'm so pleased. Hold on one second, her. I was nervous about the football draft because it was going to be a long time. The comedy show last week in Florida when he was there a couple of weeks ago.

John's comedy show in Florida. Okay. Yeah, they were given away three tickets and only 10 people showed up. Oh, really? Shall I ask him about that? Yeah, I'm gonna be true. Yeah.

I love it. It's so far, let's see. I love her on this show. I am a huge... Time people showed up and it was free. I'm a huge fan of her now. Why were you to ask him about that? She just played this perfectly.

She's amazing. She's acting like she's a neutral party to all of this. Like, oh wait, what's going on? She's a newscaster. That's great. This is my favorite question that she asks because she's asking if he ever gets embarrassed about things about himself on the internet. And then she brings up a very specific example. Okay, so there was an article that had my head shaved on the tonight or nothing embarrasses me. No, but that's different than like. So like it says former Howard Stern castmates that are in John lost his lawsuit against serious exam and claimed the broadcaster was exploiting his celebrity to gain listeners and attract more advertising.

Does that get embarrassing? Why? Why? I'm a feeling right now. So do you think you're gonna win that lawsuit? Is it embarrassing that you lost your lawsuit? You're ridiculous frivolous lawsuit? No, I'm appealing. I'm appealing because I lost. Why would I be embarrassed?

Will you be embarrassed when you lose the appeal? Like when will you be embarrassed by your actions? Because you should be. They will never be a day. Why aren't you a... John Melinda is a self-aware enough to be a barist of himself. She's basically saying, why aren't you embarrassed? John, why aren't you embarrassed?

What's going on here? Anyone else would be embarrassed by this. His explanation of it was fascinating too. Oh yeah, by the way, did you see that this made, oh shit, there was an article written about this, Daily Caller maybe, that they talked about the fact that John was on her show saying that it's the lawsuit is not just for him, but also for Doug Goodstein and Scott DePace and Steve Guerrillo

Because he was going others like there's other staffers who want to get in on this and that's not true It's just him. Okay, hold on a second. I cannot disagree with you more Do you not think for a f**ked second had this lawsuit gone anywhere? Which it wasn't. But it had it gone anywhere. Those motherf**kers wouldn't be calling Popeyes office. Well, it's possible because if he gets a settlement or something and it's easy to do, then I can see that making sense. But at the same time, you know that John is reaching out to them and going, hey, do you want to be part of this class action suit? They set me this bill.

If I step as you pay it. Yeah, right. He would have gotten more guys involved if they were really interested in being involved. Right. I'm speculating. What do I know? No, I'm just saying, though, like honest to God, this went somewhere. Jackie would be suing.

Everybody would be suing. Yeah. I don't think so. I don't think Jackie, I think most of the people have moved on in their lives. To be honest with you, I mean, you don't think those motherfuckers would take it. There would be some people. Yeah, they would go for the shade.

Are you kidding me? For sure, but only Suthering John is the one who's willing to do this. And Lisa says, yeah, but isn't it good that you're on the radio still? Now notice, I didn't see how it's done done personally because you know, I wouldn't do that. That's not in my nature. I'm suing serious XM and now I'm going to appeals court.

But hasn't it helped you at all in your career to get those billboards? No, no, I don't need them to play anymore of me. Okay. So this is interesting. I don't think that's accurate. Because 15 years past before, he sued Sirius XM. So you can't say that this has been a problem for me in my career all this time when he didn't do anything

about it for 15 years. Unlike Michael Lane Jr. A bit, a good positive bit on the Stern Show. That's playing on Sirius XM that somebody here is a funny old bit of him doing the man on the street stuff, asking Vivica Fox if she does anal or something. Fuck stupid. Someone might go,

I wonder what's settling Johns up to and they'll be sadly disappointed but he might get a download. For sure, and just keeping his name out there, even for people who are semi-following his career still, it just keeps him top of mind. Right, it's only good. So somebody calls in with a brilliant question, because when he does stand up somewhere, it's formerly of the Howard Stern show. Now I will tell you something interesting. I'll get to that. It's like, I know what you

want to say. Okay. This guy just wrote in the chat, John, will you remove a stern from all your average? See, I love this because I get to address all the horseshit that's out there on social media. All right. So you were going to say that that's out to John, the clubs promote him as from the Howard Cernchow. No, I was going to tell you about an incident I had with Bob Levy. Okay.

Let's talk about that instead. Bob's a nice guy. I got zero beef with Bob. But we had him at a club and on the advertising it's said from the Howard Cern Show and he called and was like, please take that off. Right. He said, please take that off.

I'm not involved with them anymore and I just, I don't want to have any association with it. So people are like, our cautious of that. There are other people who are in that world that do not trade off of that name. Right, so he could, he had him on the Cern Show since 2004, Bob Levy was on after that. He was on the series.

He was doing the roast and stuff. Yeah, yeah, he was, I'm the channel. He had the grumpy old men or. Did Stuttering John make it to Series X? No. No. No. So 2004 that he left. Right. And then he went over in 2006. Right. Okay.

Right, so John never made it over to Series. And John's still winning the clubs use Howard Stern. So he could stop them from doing that. It's a phone call. It's a phone, it's an email. Yeah he could stop them from doing that. It's a phone call. It's an email. Yeah, it's an email. Yeah, it's a text. Instead, he goes, I don't want him playing me, but I'll use his name to sell tickets in Reno.

Yeah, posters were changed when Bob Levy specifically said, Hey, listen, I'm not involved. You could put open Anthony, I do stuff with O&A. It's like, cool, no problem. All right, so let's talk about Howard Stern. Look, I have nothing bad to say about Howard. I have in the past because he said a lot of horrible things about me. I have nothing bad to say about Howard. He said for all the things I've already said about him. And then he

goes on to bash Howard for how he treated Scott, the engineer. But that's what he does. Anthony and Arty pointed that out years ago. Yeah. The thing with John is you can't just have a good nature goof with the guy. He shows up with the worst thing you can come up with because he thinks that's gonna top everybody. Oh yeah, Artie goofed at him and got a laugh and he immediately went to,

why'd you kill yourself? Why'd you try to kill yourself? Yeah, how you doing? How's the suicide going? It's like, was Howard addicted to Scott the Engineer? I would imagine Howard's addicted everyone. Yes, I would imagine he's a cont of a person. to Scott the engineer. I would imagine Howard's a dick to everyone. Yes, sure. I would imagine he's a cont of a person.

And Scott the engineer, I mean, I'd love to know both sides of this because I heard a little bit about what happened at the Christmas party that got him fired. Yeah, it sounds like Scott the engineer might have been a little bit of a problem too. I don't know, I can be right. Stuttering John actually told me that story and our phone call about that Christmas party.

Really? Yeah, I asked him about it. I said, what happened? Did he told me? Interesting. Let's talk about that afterwards because I want to Yeah, I asked him about it. I said, what happened? Did he told me? Interesting. Let's talk about that afterwards, because I want to see people that are at the same story.

Okay. Because John always says he has moles and he has people tell him stuff. I don't know that he does. He's usually wrong about everything he says about the Howard Stern. Well, no, he tried, I mean, obviously, Scott is the hero of the story.

Yes. Which is probably believable. Okay. All right. Yeah, we'll have to talk about that. So, oh, what's the says? Or, I keep saying, oh, Lisa. Because we did that'll we'll have to talk about that. So oh, what's this has early? I keep saying oh, Lisa Because we did that show with Alicia, which is really annoying. Alisa. Alisa. What's her name? Alisa. She's so great. She's the best

And she says so Scott the engineer. Are you still friends with him? Did you say you were getting her on the show? Yeah, yeah, well, I wanted to show you her work first and we can get her out and talk to her about how she pulled this off Does that make sense? Yes, okay So John has to bring up the fact that not only is he friends with Scott, the engineer, but he bought him dinner. So, okay, so that is, that is very upsetting. Are you close with Scott? I'm very close with Scott. When I was in Florida, I had dinner with Scott. Yes, I picked up the tab just to go back to that other guy calling me a cheap bastard. Yes, I picked up the tab.

I wouldn't be friends with you anymore if you felt the need to say that on a show. Hey, you know producer Chris, yeah, I just went out to dinner with them. I bought, I treated him to that dinner unless he says otherwise. Don't ask him. What have you done?

His head goes to the weirdest places. Yes. Oh, he's constantly thinking about, he has a stream of trolls. Every time he does a show of people goofing at him for his disgusting feet and his ears and how many sticks. So everything he says, he's just like, and I was told that my armpits

weren't that sweaty that day. I was at the dinner Not only did I pick up the tab. There were no stick lines at that dinner You could ask anyone they were not stick lines. I'm an aiding from me. I looked on yelp that restaurant had cockroaches the week before also I did not bring them in with me So then God's are shit cock calls and God bless God's all and ask the question that we all want to know the answer to. Hey, um, yeah, I was just talking because John sounds like he says he's not bitter, but he's as soon as he says he's not bitter because I'm

sure. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Hold on a second. I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter. But if you don't take care of a guy whose wife is dying. I can hear Gonzo. I can hear Gonzo saying John with Gonzo.

Okay, this is brilliant by Alisa because that's the question. Why are you so fucking bitter? And she just wants him to like get a few more jabs. So she starts John from talking. So this can happen. No, I'm just saying like John says he's not bitter, but then he goes on, you know, continues to be bitter for him. So I just want to, John has, like, any self-awareness that he is bitter. And I don't know, because you have to get a bit of evidence. Okay. Okay. Thank you, God, sir. Okay, thank you, God, sir.

Great call. Okay. Okay, great call. Great call. I just want to review as any self-awareness, because he is bitter. Okay, great call. I love that, because she's complimenting everyone all the time. So that's kind of her cover for this.

Like, no, no, I like everyone calling it. It's great. You want everyone on this channel? Evil and I love her. It's so amazing. I'm a very good Christian girl. John, do you have any self-awareness at all? Great question.

Here's another fun question that came in from a caller. Let me just take this caller, a permanent friend. Yeah, it's me again, two-part question for Mr in from a caller. Let me just take this caller, uh, permanent friends. Uh, yeah. It's me again, two part question for Mr. Melendez. Okay. Um, how much money did you donate to scots go fund me and also what happened to your front tooth? Did you get punched? Thank you. Okay. So, oh my God, when he asked that question, I was sitting at my desk. I had two screens screens going this was playing on one thing and I'm looking the other way and my head jerked So fucking fast like what is gonna be the answer to this question? All right well, let's see what what John How much money how much money did he donate to Scotts go fund me because he's pissed at Howard for giving him nothing. More or less than one caveat. Yeah, more or less than how much Howard gave him.

His question was about what I can't remember. How much did you donate to Scotts charity? Well, first of all, I was unaware of the GoFundMe to laugh to, you know, until after he closed it out. So I didn't get a chance to. Oh, he was unaware. I bought him dinner, didn't you hear? Interesting, because he had a podcast back in April,

April 3rd of 2018, three days after he started to go fun me. Oh, Nady brought it on. Scott said, oh my god, I already had said, to be on go fun me as pathetic. He was calling about for having a go fun me At his pockets. This is where jaguets in the trouble cuz you go See more you know that's beyond moron. That's fucking pieces shit level Wow, dude, I have another example he insulted forever to go funny and he has the

Holy shit. Ah! My mind is blown. He also says Arty Lane gave him $70,000 out of his own pocket. Like, this isn't a loan. Here's $70,000. Do whatever you can for your wife who's dying of cancer. And John did nothing. John didn't even give him the $79,99.

And then John's the hero of the story somehow. I am in shock. He had sult to the man's go fuck me, and you have the balls. At least, according to John's story, a Howard donated money to a cancer charity in his wife's name. Right. What did you do?

Oh my god. What did he do except for a sult to guy? I just fired. All right, so I'm very close with him. Apparently he didn't listen to that episode. Let's find nobody, nobody listened to that episode. Except for Carl. If it were for the sub-runner, we wouldn't know

about any of this shit. It's great. God bless all of you. Daibler's anonymous, really good sub-runner. So this is another example of him spewing out a lie, not remembering that he told us about this. Then no go on and they'll say, Oh, John doesn't pay his child support. At least I would be put in jail if I didn't pay my child support.

Yeah, that is ridiculous because there's no way for them to know that they only know what they've heard on your podcast or on the radio. That's all they know. Right. We only know what we've heard on your podcast. So we had Tammy Paschatella on and he's telling a story about the time his ex-wife served him on their anniversary because he was in a red page because he had been paying his child support. He's like, can you believe that, Tammy? I don't have a anniversary.

You know, I think probably on a glass of wine. She probably laughed her ass off. Oh, for sure. And then he has the balls going on here and people are making up the story that I don't pay my child support. You told us. You weren't paying your child support. And you wanted us to feel bad for you too.

That's the funniest part about it. So then our buddy Kyle comes out the show. This is another brilliant part of this, because sciencey or unique or Kyle. So he comes on a video screen. So now it's a three panel screen. You got Alisa John and Kyle. And he would like mother fuck John

and then they take him off the screen and he'd come right back out and they'd be off. He'd come back out again. It started like this. I got my air to the streets, John. What is this threatening people behind the scenes? The docs, people, everything I hear on who are these podcasts. What's going on?

I don't know what you're talking about. You are where I actually go. Who are these podcasts and Kumie and Julie go on there and trash you, right? Who cares? They don't boo nobody's, soion. Let him trash me all they want. I don't care. I Don't care. I do my own show. It doesn't bother me. I love it. He goes you are aware of the Kumiya and Shuley I both trash you on that show, right? You do know about that and then John who couldn't be more upset about it He wanted to sue me. He wants to shut me up more than anything else in the world. Yes says

Why would I care about that? Because you know what? You don't want to admit it out loud all the time. How fucking long is that pike? I'm just watching How goddamn long is this place actually an accident? 4 and it's backed up quite a bit unfortunately So this is just a clip of them yelling at each other because the show just devolves into just childish behavior. Why do you cover your face so much every time you do a show? I'm just doing it. I'm just doing it. I got a chip tooth and I don't care. The other one up your soda can.

I have a goddamn cockroach in my ear and I don't care. So though this turns into tough guy John. So we've got him rilediled up and he's gonna tell people Come on and fight me at pickwik pop. Fuck you beautiful. Yeah, so so you know this sion dude comes on under a different name because they're all cowards He doesn't even come on with his real name because they're all cowards My name is stuttering John Melinda as I live in Kenoga bark I go to pickwik pop every day around three or four of theiles, feel free to come by if you have a beef with me. I know how to take care of myself.

Okay. So he invites people to come fight him. And then later on, he explains that he has a death threat, a very credible death threat. I've had a guy at my pub threatened to kill me. A big, big dude came and whispered in my ear, I'm gonna kill you. So to think that it couldn't happen, it could. People have killed all the time.

You know what I mean? So I'm not comparing myself to John Lennon. I want to know the rest of that story. If someone in a bar, they're physically next to you, say I'm going to kill you. I would've know the rest of that story of someone in a bar. They're physically next to you. They say, I'm going to kill you. Like, I would be like, what did you do? This is the one place where there should have been a file of

question or two. Yeah, like when? Yeah, what did you do? Did the guy try to kill you? What happened? Before after you converted the lesbian. I don't believe this. It was the same night.

I don't say it. And then he talks to you as the ball that you're saying and he said this multiple times come to pickwick pop. I'm there every day at three. If you want to fight me, that's where I'll be. People on these social media sites threaten to come to the places I hang out and hurt me. You're inviting them too. You literally just put out an open invitation to anyone who wants to fight you.

And he's like, I can't believe people want to fight me now. He's like, John Cena with the US championship drink drink. It's an open challenge. So then because John is explaining to you, Nick, that you're just spouting all these lies. You don't know any of this. It's all hearsay. And then John decides to do the exact same thing back to him.

So, so I'm just saying the people that like to throw stones, they live in class houses, not, not how that's saying. God's freaking guy who I know what his criminal record is. So Kyle, I'm wanting to get into that part of it because I can certainly get into your criminal history. His criminal history that is weird John that is very weird. You should not know anything about that guy rights He goes on to learn or explain

He goes but at least I can't help it People in my chat tell me all the stuff that he was all rusted for like well That's the same thing that people are doing to you where they just put it out of the internet and then you believe it. Right. Like, are you that stupid? Why do we ask that question at this point?

That's a don't clap. What are you stupid? Yes. Yes. Yes. That's a pretty good one. Correct. By the way, if people are making shit up about you, you know, like your last name's hamburger or things like that. Yeah. It means you're doing something right. By the way, if people are making shit up about you, you know, like your last

name's hamburger or things like that. Yeah. It means you're doing something right. Then for a week on these shows that, you know, that's Ion had mentioned, they, they start writing. I can't afford my gas bill. I just bought a new car. I just bought a new car. Then they write, oh, he bought a used Kia. Like they make up this stuff. Yeah. You know what? They do it, which means I must be doing something right. If they have this much time and energy to waste

and to hate on me. All right. First off, you are doing something very right. You are doing something very right. Never change. You're doing everything right in my eyes. Now, he said, people made up a thing that I couldn't pay my gas bill. He didn't pay his gas bill. Yeah.

I think we established the fact that when your gas gets shut off, it's not because you missed a payment. Correct. He missed many, many payments. You know what that's like? Laws before they could shut off your gas. Right. Like you have to get to a certain point before they could do that.

Especially in California. Yeah. In California, you can move into somebody else's house and they're like, yeah, he gives them, they're now, sorry. Yeah. Well, how do you think you got the condo? He owns it. Right.

Well, he's using his neighbor's Wi-Fi. So why would we think you could pay your gas bill? If you could even pay for your own Wi-Fi. Which is the thing you need to do yourself. He offered it. He offered it. What am I supposed to do? Give it back. He your own Wi-Fi, which is the thing you need to do yourself. He offered it. He offered it. What am I supposed to do? Give it back.

He offered the Wi-Fi. So the other thing, too, he goes, I just bought a new car. He has a 2013 Mercedes C300 series. Oh, that's the series. The C series, yeah. That's not an expensive one. It's 2013, so it's eight years old.

It can't be blue books at about $15,000. Okay. For that series. Yeah, that's not an expensive one. It's 2013. So it's eight years old. It kept it kept it blue books at about 15,000 dollars. Okay. For that car. Yeah. That checks out. It's nice. It's beautiful. Nice car there. John. Congratulations. Silver. Aren't all the C series silver? I think they all are. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the only way they come. So let's get into more of the shouting batch that happens on this show. All right, John, you just proved something to me. Now, I know that woman was telling the truth. You just threatened to like release?

I want to get into your criminal history like everybody knows it now and I don't say. No, I'll say, we're out here. We're out here. You obviously do that. I'll say, I'm a people. I'm saying people in the lab are out here. You just obviously good at that. I'm saying people. I'm saying people in love. How does it go?

You just throw stone. You guys doing it with me. I've got to go on and make full sack you say. It's the first thing is the guy. I don't know. I have to say it right. I know that about truth.

I can't get about you. What? If he's going to make it. See, this is John Showing the amazing. Falsy. He has a falsie. He's his boy. It's all is John's show and be amazing. Falsy. He has- Falsy, he's the only headstrong falsy. Zika Fent.

He has his board conversations with politicians. He could be talking to guys like science and fucking going off like that. It's hilarious. You know? He's a team up and talking about you, but no. I swear to God, he should be making so much money on the internet. He should be. He really should be making way more money than he makes

Honest to God even if he was just at the zoo. I would pay money every day. It's fucking throw peanuts at Oh for sure every day I would put money in the fucking I tried to hit his tooth You know that's my bad tooth So this unique guy is getting in there back and forth and then finally they stop letting him on the show on audio lives. So now he's typing in the chat. Near the end of the show, John is still getting triggered by you dig. He's still spewing the hate in your chat room. The kids love Suzanne as new husband more than you.

Really? Maybe. How do you know? Any of that. I saw the speech. You don't. So yeah, I know how funny it is. I can't judge how, of course, we don't know that. That's why it's funny because you react like that.

This is more trolling from you, Nick. But man, he was able to give me, see, this is that, this is that Kyle guy again, Alisa. Suzanne is new husband, Pace for the college, okay. Now see, this is the kind of bullshit that a guy like this Kyle, this is what he, they do. I didn't even see that comment. Yeah, it's on this, but this is what a little life,

this Kyle guy is, who has a criminal record and yells at his mother in law while inebriated. So he goes on to explain that there's no way the stepdad is paying for college because he put away $300 in bank accounts every month all the years that the kids were growing up. Okay. And so God's out of fuck with them. Right in the chat college is more than $300 John. And of course John can't compute. People are fucking we just have to react. Okay. Now, who are you gonna trust here, Alisa?

Me, a man who's never been in prison, never got a DUI, doesn't post his show inebriated, or a guy with a criminal record. Okay, she's guys up. 300, 300 for each kid a month. You understand that? That's 3600, a year, each year of their lives.

You do the math, Gonzo. I don't lie. I don't like to lie. Try not to accuse me of lying because you'll lose because I don't lie. He's so stupid. That might be my favorite fucking clip of all time. Because you're lose, because I don't lie! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We drive what it's laid out. I go to the pulpit three o'clock in the afternoon. I know. This guy's, oh, I thought this was funny too, because he's explaining how he doesn't go on

at it in social media sites. People will tweet me before I could block them. Clip of Cyan's Eve does a show about Stutter and John. Cyan's, they tweet me this or text me with phony numbers. That's what they do. I love that he goes, who is why I see this is because people tweeted to me and that I blocked him immediately. He's just blocking. He's a blocking motherfucker this guy. Good. Let him block. I'm not boss. He retweeted me yesterday. That's right. He did retweet you yesterday. Yeah, I said something very kind to him That was just the art of the backhanded couple that I actually have the clip of him talking about this on a show

And then I'll let you read your your compliment there. I tweeted you know howards Telling all these anti-vaxxists to go eff themselves and I was like I'm glad to see how it is following my lead and go after themselves and I was like, I'm glad to see Howard as following my lead and regurgitating the same stuff. I've been saying on this show for about a year now and now he's saying it. Look, I know Bob Aboi Tata Tuti listens to the show every single day. I know it is a fact. I has a fact because he told one of the people at the show who's a mole of mine who told me that he listens to every show on his drive back to Connecticut. So I

know Bob a booey is listening. So let's all say hi Gary. Hi Gary. Have fun in the house that tooth built. Oh, that's a good one. So he thinks that Howard stole his material because Gary is listening to the Suttering John show and he's going in to the writer's room and going Howard. We gotta start talking about these anti-vaxxers. Suttering John is killing you. You mean that Howard Stern doesn't have an opinion on people who aren't getting the vaccine?

The man who's locked himself in a fucking castle. The man who's best friends with Jimmy Kimmel, whose monologue was if you don't get the vaccine, but I hope you die. I know he cries. Yeah. So, Centering John's a fucking moron. Obviously, this idea that Gary Dellbotges listened to a show.

The show has been, Howard Sternschild's been off for two months. He's like, yeah, this is two hours commute to Connecticut. From where? What are you talking about? What commute? Driving around. You gotta go listen to the to the the story John show Anyway, so he knew it. I got to go listen to stutter job

So you're all proud of yourself Because you retweeted that tweet No, I said to her I go John I think he's been screaming about this for a while and he's like well I know he listens and I said well, you know, John I'm sure he does. Because personally, your show is way more entertaining to me. And I got to reach, we, very well.

And it is very true. I completely stand behind that statement. You entertained me a thousand times more than Howard Stern, John. What thousand percent more? All right. What's you doing? What's you doing, Carl?

Let's see if we can call, Lisa. Oh, that's so true. thousand percent more. All right. What's you doing? What's you doing, Carl? Let's see if we can call Alisa. Oh, let's talk about it. I have a lot more clips, but... Oh, I'll sit here and listen to John all day long with you. I'm in full with all of that. Yeah, okay, good. Yeah, because we do have more to talk about

with Stuttering John and this Alisa interview because, like I said, it took me hours to go through all of the content that was there. I was very impressed with how everything went. I couldn't have been happier with the way that went. I know. And he leads with, I don't want this to be contentious. It got a little contentious. Not with her. She kept it perfect. No, not with her at all. Yeah.

You know what? I think like if that was a dude who was hosting that show, he would have tuned out. Like he hung in there with Chrissy. Yeah Hey, is this Alisa? Yeah, who's that? It's Carl from who are these podcasts? How you doing? Oh? Hi Carl. Oh shoot. Oh shoot hold on one second Carl hold on one second. Okay? One second. Sorry. This is a podcast. I love that she just answers are found So Alisa is working right now. So I told her I didn't tell her one I would call her.

She's bathing Andy Dick. I just want to work. Farrell, I'm right here. Sorry. Yeah, no problem. Thank you for taking a second with us today. I appreciate it. Oh, yeah.

My pleasure. I completely forgot. That's all right. I know that you got called by Drew the other day. So I heard you on Drew and Mike kind of recapping this Kermit in Friends episode that everyone's talking about. Yeah. It was brilliant.

We were just playing a bunch of clips and praising you for the brilliant way you were able to keep John hanging for near 90 minutes. Hi, Alisa. My name's Vinnie. I just wanted to say hi. I should have introduced Vinnie here. I'd tell you that was one of the most well-done interviews I have ever seen in my life. Bravo. Thank you so much. It was such a pleasure to interview John.

My goal was to have him on there as long as possible and to get the truth out. And I think we did. You nailed it. The questioning about how much money he makes. Head of soap, befuddled. You didn't know how to address that at all. You were giving ranges? There's 50,000. Do you know what I thought? What are we talking here?

You know, Carl, I don't think you should assign such like nefarious intentions to her interview. I think she did the proper interview. Yeah. I don't think she was trying to be mean to the guy. You don't think she was trying to be mean to the guy. You don't think she was goofing on it by having a unique on. Oh, for no forget, it got so call again. Oh, no.

I really was curious how much started John makes doing his podcast. And he never answered. Yeah, we were all curious. Yeah, we nobody knows the mystery. It's a great question to ask for sure. Did you have these colors lined up ahead of time or were they just started calling in because John showed up? I messaged IDM's, uh, science, uh, right before I really wanted somebody to come on and kind of be like the bad guy. Yeah.

Nailed it. Yeah, he was perfect. He was absolutely perfect. And uh, yeah, I was thrilled with him and everybody that contributed. And uh, yeah, it went as good as it could go the only thing is John very mad at me right now and he's refusing to talk to me and he won't come on Kermit and friends again. That'll teach you. At the end of the episode John starts lecturing Alisa about what he would have done differently. I'm having a really hard time hearing you guys right now. Can I call you back?

Um, nope. Only because this number goes straight to voicemail. Oh, okay. Can you call me back in like 45 minutes? Of course. Okay, thank you guys so much. And I really appreciate your support. And yeah, Southern John, if you're listening,

please call me and come back on Kermit in front. Yes, come back on Kermit in front every day. All right, we'll go back. Thank you. You know right now she's texting Stuttering John to get him on the line to put him on the line with you. She's a goddamn mastermind. Yeah, she's gonna fucking school you in 45 minutes. If that happens, I'm letting you take over the show because your buddies with John. Buddy! Hey buddy, it's your boy Vity! Hey! She bucks me, right?

But then she has guests that she knows are gonna trash me to come on. Now, I had to say to this, I had to say to this lunatic, how do you expect to have a get a guest on if you're gonna have somebody on and then sabotage them? No, that's actually the only way you're interested, John, is to have you on and then sabotage you.

I disagree. I think that if I had John on an episode of The Creep Off, I think I would have sucked. I think you would be an amazing episode. He has no such a humor. No, he doesn't. He's always on his phone when you get him rubbed up and he told me he's bitter. He just never give the man a chance, Carl. How do you expect to ever build your-

No one's listening to more fucking Stuttering John podcast than I have. I've been in plenty of chances to be interesting or entertaining in any way. Rodions, if all you're gonna do is sabotage, heck, I'm the biggest name this chick has ever had on a show. How does she expect to get anybody bigger?

If her whole goal is to sabotage them, not I didn't really get. I enjoyed it actually. Oh, he enjoyed it. Okay. No, he did not. He did not. He did not enjoy that for a second.

And he tried so hard. More lying, he was such a tryhard during that. Yeah. I enjoyed, I enjoyed demeaning these trolls to their faces, calling out their criminal history, their criminal backgrounds and records, and their inebriated shows that they do, and their obsessions with me. And there's spread of misinformation about me, which just, which continues on a daily basis. John, enough with the drunk shabay.

What are you doing? That's the last place you can go with that. Doing. I swear to you, it doesn't bother me. I enjoyed. I enjoyed the time doing this troll show, but it's just a horrible business. It's a horrible business plan.

Oh, he's concerned for her. Look, I'll go on there anytime and have people trash you to my face, but I just want to let her know. She's gonna have a really hard time. It's the best episode she's ever done. He's like a white night. That's just a rolling around in mud. He's just a dog.

To be a bag of guests to come on. And then when they come on, you trash them. It's a horrible, not that cool one is Nikki B. I love it. I've just said, hey, hello, how are you? How are you doing? Thank you. Thanks for paying money.

Oh, so I guess I was watching this other thing where he gets these calls coming in from people all the time that are spoofing the phone number. So it was like he's coming from one of his mods and he knows it's not his mods now he's wise doubt because it's happened hundreds of times He's finally learned and so he was told by hockey fuck. I don't know if this is true. He not exactly Pavlov's dog is he Yeah, he never turns his phone off. He never just said hey guys text me Like he never says hey use this. He never just said, hey, guys text me. Like he never says, hey, use this e-mail to contact me during the show.

So yeah. So HockeyPock told him, according to him, that when these people spoof a number, if you pick up the phone, they cannot hang up and they have to pay for the phone call. So he thinks that if you answer the call and you leave it on, it's charging them money for every minute that goes by. I don't know if that's true or not, it sounds ridiculous. I guess it could be, why would you be able to hang up?

On your end. That sounds ridiculous and I think that they're just trying to convince them to keep them on longer. Oh, you don't I just realize? Probably somebody who's pretending to be hockey pucks out of that information. They're probably through hockey pucks number. Probably somebody who's pretending to be hockey pox out of that information Hockey pox number they're like Hockey pox says when I get one of these calls I answer it. I spit around three times And then I leave it out there. They got to pay for the call. I'll fix their wagons He sent me a good luck charm. I have to rub it twice

So just do the same nicky bee when they call you to do the same just answer it. I have to rub it twice. So just do the same. Nicky B when they call you to do the same. Just answer it. They have to pay for it. And I have like 15 minutes. Anyway, I do this person show. I'm not mentioning names and then you know, and then and then she just sabotage He's not gonna patch it only such a thing. I was just spit what I'm not gonna mention it. I'm not gonna mention any names. It's the only thing that I was talking about about you right now. It's not like you've done a million other interviews. Right. People kick this construal. We know what you're talking about. He's got the same logic as much as a late junior. I'm gonna sabotage me. So that's in she's trying to get clicks for herself.

And then, but she's gonna get get clicks for herself. And then, but she's gonna get maybe that click for that one show, but who else is ever gonna wanna do it? If you can't trust the person, then after she does this, she has the audacity to text me and ask me to come back. Ha ha ha ha. No, I did my charity for the week. That's the best part. That's the charity. You were a great guest.

We don't have you back any time. Yeah, he did his charity for the week. Let us know. Not according to the courts. Oh, guys, I could do this for a very long time. Yeah, man. This is the best part of my day so far. I'm not mad at you anymore. Okay, let's do it then.

This is the part where Alisa explains to John that he is bitter and not mentally well. Yeah, this was really good. He didn't like this too much. The way she says it though, he's confused. Like, wait, did you just say, wait, what? He made the same face my dog does. When I say something they don't understand.

It was a head tilt. It was just the roll. Some people donate a hundred bucks at a clip on my- Yeah, no, no, no, no. I know that you get money, but I'm just saying to people, they don't realize what you have to deal with consistently from people. I mean, people are holding guns up to John.

I mean, people are driving him nuts. He's gone crazy. He's bitter. He's angry, right, John? And he's not mentally well. None of us are. Who is not mentally well? All of us that are doing this.

I wouldn't say I'm not mentally well. I think I'm fine. What do you, I don't know what you're doing. I don't get it. I'm not bitter either. Oh, you're not? Oh, okay. I mean, he's obviously eluded, Tick. He's obviously crazy. He's very angry, you're not? Oh, okay. I mean, he's obviously a lunatic. He's obviously crazy. He's

very angry, right? John. He's like, wait, what? What just happened? No, I am perfectly, I am perfectly fine and balanced, but these trolls. Yeah. So you heard her mention the holding the gun up thing. This is a theme throughout this entire episode because we're talking about Heather W and people are saying that He did make a very good point in that interview about the other W. Well, what's what's gonna do it? But I'll be playing this clip first. There you go He spreading lies again. I didn't rip off anybody.

All right. So this is the fact that she gave him thousands of dollars and she wants it back. And they ask him if he's going to give it back. I said, if John thinks this woman is crazy, why didn't you return her donations? It probably needed the money. You needed the money, right, John? You said you needed a different rent. Hold on, hold on a second. Oh, so now, so let's get the premise of this question. I don't pay my rent.

So after she holds a gun to me, now I'm gonna send woman money. Are you out of your mind? Yeah, and he goes out and say, I mean, that's a ridiculous freaking premise. So, that's like the judge Judy argument. I've seen that out of the court shows a million times. Right.

I borrowed $5,000 from my aunt. And then my aunt told me I was an asshole because I didn't pay her back. So, you know, I'm not talking to her. I'm not paid her. Right. Like, that's the defense. Yes.

John talks about at length, and they bring up a lot in this episode, this photo that Heather W sent to him. Now I've seen this photo. Heather W has sent it to me. What happened was she was freaked out that sale D was going to come to Houston and was threatening her and with violence. So she wanted to let John know that she is armed and that people shouldn't come to where she lives

and he was standing to fuck with her. So she sent a photo of her holding a gun. This turned into this bitch is threatening me holding a gun to me. It's a photo of a person who lives thousands of miles away holding a gun because she owns a gun. I'm not a bullet expert Shopping through my phone and I have a new phone

Who do you think I mean does he like see a picture of a of something out of phonoling drop it because he's scared It's gonna come out again. Oh Dan tracks. Oh, that's a photo of anthrax goddamn it Fucking idiot. He's such an idiot. So no, he's just grassroots and I'll pay her back. Right. So I thought that's stupid He just couldn't come up with anything to sound good to be a good excuse right I do want to say Heather W and I broke up this week. I don't know what I said her dead But she sent me a note. She's not front with either of us anymore, buddy She's not gonna lot watch the creep off any more. She's pissing us. Sure fool. Great. What I do.

I do. I literally have no idea. She thinks you're talking shit about her. I don't bring her up. I probably said shit about her. Well, it was more directed at me than it wasn't you, but I don't know. I don't know what's going on. So anyway, there's a lot of talk about how scared John is

because he got a photo of a woman holding a gun. Well, scared enough to let everyone know that he will be at the pick-wicked pub at 3 o'clock. Fuck it, I'm putting my quarters down on the bar, I dare you to knock him over. Fuck it, what is he doing? I'm not as scared as you sound. I'm not, see, I'm not scared,

but when a woman points a gun at you, you do have to, you do have to take it into consideration. That's all I'm saying. Like, I like, I, look, I invite people to come to the pub I hang out with. I'm not scared because I know how to handle myself. See, so he's afraid of a photo, but if you want to go to the bar to physically harm him,

have added. This is not logical. So here's the responsible thing to do. If you would genuinely think this person is crazy, yeah, hey Heather, you gave me this money and that was very nice of you, but I gotta be honest, I don't think that I'm really wanna have any contact with you.

I'm not comfortable with this, so listen, I'm just gonna send you that money back and I'm gonna wish you well. Yeah, and good luck to you. Oh, that would never happen, that money has been spent, that money's gone. Yeah, that money is done so. Oh, that would never happen that money has been spent that money's gone. Yeah Money is done so. Yeah, I wanted to a silver Silver bullet that I went into

Correct. All right, so at one point he says I could be assassinated You never know there could be other Mark David Chapman's out there so then They turned that into your comparing yourself to John Lennon, one of the greatest saw graders of all time. Now that's a ridiculous thing to say, but against John worked up again. Carl, did you have a record on Atlantic records? John, did you compare yourself to John Lennon? I compared, I compared my trolls that they could have the same kind of lunatic as Mark David Chapman.

I'm not comparing myself to John Leonard. See, Alisa, this is how things get twisted. You know, I was just saying you don't know where the next David Hinkley is going to come from. Who's David Hinkley? Isn't David Hinkley the guy who shot Reagan? Yeah. John Hinkley Jr. shot. Yeah, that David Hinkley. What do I say? Hey, Yeah. There's no way. There's no way you should compare yourself to John Lennon. I mean, for Christ sake, John Lennon was married. And told jokes. His kids talked to him

in shit. Fuck it. Come on. The fan of Dennis asked is Carl going to have to pay back all the money Heather W gave him? Funny story about that. Not only did she never set up for my Patreon, she would message me directly and say, hey, I wanna hear that Patreon episode you just did. Can you send that to me? I had to send her the paywall episodes. She never gave you a fucking dime.

She wanted nothing to do with giving me money. Yeah, look at you, you big man on campus. God damn it, I didn't take any money. I fucked up. I fucked up for the gun toad and crazy. Ha ha ha ha. I fucked up for that one. Good at you. You're a big man on campus. God damn it. I didn't take any money from the gun toad and crazy. Haha. Good for you. Oh, this is just a really funny clip I have to play for you guys because

the question is what's next for Stuttering John? And the answer is this is everything I have accomplished. Sure. It's not rehab. That shouldn't be the answer. He decides to answer it with everything that he has done. Okay, okay. No, I understand. Just just lastly, what are your hopes, you know, for what's coming next for you? You hope you win your lawsuit. What else? My life, you know, Deesnider said it best to me on the Howard Stern Show. John, you I'm gonna have to say I'm grateful that I have lived the charm life. I've achieved everything that I've set out to do.

I wanted to get a record deal. I did. I got to tour the country opening up for bands. I got to see Osmo and collect the soul and Wixami. And, you know, I'm not a crew. I got to write a song. I got to hang out with him in the house and record with him in the studio. I have gotten to write and start and start

and start a movie to national anthem. I've gotten to work on two of the most iconic radio and TV shows and be a writer on each show. I got to be the ennast of the show. him in the house and record with him in the studio. I have gotten to write and start and start and sell a movie to National Anthem. And, you know, I've, I've gotten to work on two of the most iconic radio and TV shows and be a writer on each show. I got to be the announcer of the biggest late night show in television history, where I had a stutter, which was an inspiration to stutter as all across this nation in the world. I've got to have a book deal.

I've got to work for some of the greatest people. I've had the opportunity to be a father of three great children. So I, I've lived a very good life, very, you know, I made a decent amount of money for college runs all the way for all my kids. I'll never have to pay for one day of college in their life. And I live very comfortably on a condo, on a Harley, on a Mercedes, I'm living a good life. So I don't regret a thing.

And to answer your question, I don't know what's gonna come next. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I had to speed that out. It was so long. Good on her for not interrupting them once. Resume. I just a fucking good hand. They call her in the business. She's a good hand at Alisa Jordan. Jordan, sorry. So another guy calling to interrupt and call John out. John's having at this point of the interview. He's not having it anymore. He's shutting it down. I thought he was about to go into my way. Yeah, right. Congrats. Coming soon.

Yeah, it's for sure. I have all of them. It has. John, John, John, John. What do you think it's hypocritical? I'm in the middle of a conversation. It has a mouth. I am in.

It's a mouth. That audio, that guy's horrible audio That's that was that's you were supposed to show up on because he wasn't wearing headphones and happy cut so you would go to show You're fucking mouth you asshole. I Love how she runs her show She is a treasure. All right. I'm gonna play a few more clips This is please you're the end of the episode. And at this point, my face hurts from laughing so hard

and smiling. This is almost a white-saxx game for it. I mean, it's up there. It's up there. I won't lie. I refuse to lie. Yens Nation sport. Why am I so mad?

Because I'm mad when I lived an an honorable life, have been a good father to three children who I hang out with and talk to on a regular basis, who write me the sweetest things, kindest text, nicest father's day in birthday cards that any father can wish a hope for. And I get these assholes that go on top of media to dispute hatred and lies. And at least I thought this was a religious show. Yet you know what, you allow the most hateful people on your show. So we funny and Mitzi's mad, which is a start. All I took was a thousand people can frutate him directly to finally come and touch with

one emotion. And then he go, that thought this was a religious show. It'sting him directly to finally come and touch with one emotion. And then he goes, I thought this was a religious show. It's like the Church of Kermit. It's not a religious show. It's like just the name. Who, what fucking religious show is bookied Stuttering John?

That's what's so funny about it. He's like, I thought we were gonna like talk about Jesus and how he saves people. No, that's how it is. Jesus allowed me to write for the cream Abdul Jafaros. So he elaborates more on how Lisa should run her show. Lisa, I thought this was a religious show. Yet you know what? You allow the most hateful people on your show to see you horseshit like Cyan Z. And if you're really new, Cyan Z's criminal past, you might question

whether you should have him on your show ever again. I'm just saying, Alisa, you're supposed to be a Christian, you're supposed to be all about love, you're supposed to be all about acceptance. Well, you have a guy like that on, spewing lies and horseshit, and anger about somebody who's your guest, really? This is where he's finally realized what just happened over the last 90 minutes. This is the guy who's standing there covered in eggs and fucking rotten tomatoes. Yeah, just fucking realizing You guys are wasting food. You guys came to my standup show just to throw Ron Daxid me.

Shame on all of you. I win here. I am the winner. I have all of these exit tomatoes now. This one looks pretty good. Make a frittana. So he just gets it. There's something good out of beer can chicken.

He continues to lecture her and tell her how to run her show. But I'm just saying you might want to change your ammo on your show. If you want to get guests, because if your ammo is to have people come on and spread horseshit like Kyle does, then who's going to want to do your show in the first place? Just give me a little tip. So I have all people on my show. Okay. So far, you've had everyone. So far, you've had people call me a stuttering. Fuck face. You've had people. You had Charmin, you had Charmin, who's wonderful and James is wonderful. I know. I know. Just telling you, Jesus loves all people.

Keep allowing Sion back on just I love it. He fighting real. I was like you want a guy on a cubby stirring fuck fake. Yeah, she is cool as a cucumber man It's amazing But she did she goes people did call in and defend him There were some fucking Luna takes who called into the show and yeah, she did a great job That was a good mix of collars and, it was like the two extremes. No callers were boring. Right. Right. And actually, she calls out John for having such a problem with Kyle, which I thought was perfect. Okay. I see what you're saying. I'm sorry, the

Kyle upset you so much. He wasn't upset me. I didn't even think you care. I didn't think you care about Kyle. I thought he'd be in consequences. At least I enjoy it in a way. I didn't even think you care. I didn't think you care about Kyle. I thought he'd be in consequences. At least I enjoy it in a way. I enjoy beating them down because I enjoy them spew in the nonsense. I enjoy being able to call them out for the horseshit. I'm not mad at them. All right. So then this is all these as recap at the very end. I get it, John. I get it. You set the story straight today. I believe you. I think you're doing great. You're doing a lot better than I thought, honestly. And I feel like you did a great presentation of Starving John today. Great.

And everybody enjoyed you. Everybody was into it. He did a great presentation of Stuttering John. The game gets into fights with everyone. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Caw! Like she just pulled out. Yeah, right, right. She does.

You're a good well-forged. You're an amazing bearded lady today. We appreciate it. I'll get to stare at you and make comments. Subscribe. The only thing you could have done better is fucking bite the heads off of chickens. I love it so much.

So this is another fun thing that I just picked up on. This is outside of Kermit and Friends. Someone is pretending to be John's producer and fucking with his guests. So his person is sending notes to these guests and booking them at the exact same time. This is so fucking funny. This is it with two Gus sod. Try to figure out what's going on. Hey Jennifer, who's emailing you and saying two o'clock?

Clearly, Vladimir Putin. Yeah, someone from Massachusetts went my show. The Sarah got we can too. Yeah, I have it too. You have it that I met two, you have that I met two o'clock. Yeah, well, it says here I have it too. You have it that I met to, you have that I met to a clock. Yeah, well it says here I have two PM, Pamela and Nez. Yeah, you don't know her? No, no, it's a troll.

Seriously? Yes. You're just. No. I don't know when you were in here. How did she get my, she, this is someone who's got all of our emails. Yeah, well, that's what they do now. Whoa, we must be, I wonder something really important.

Yep. Um, this is, she even picked up her phone. Yep, Pamela on Yes. And she claimed to be your producer. I don't have a producer We can tell This guy is just going through life with people punching him with that every turn He's just gonna suck to the face like what's going on? Can I tell you though?

I actually kind of believe him He's so fucking shell shocked that this should happen and then he walks out not even thinking about it I'm going to the bar I honestly think that's what he does if I only get punched three times it'll be a good day All right, this is a fun clip. Let's see, we can count the lies in this clip. Ooh. I had a great time with my children. I picked them up, my brand new car, not red though, which they love, by the way.

They cannot. Brought them to my beautiful condo, that's it. For my great neighbor, Steve, toont, to clean because I thought I was taking him out to dinner, but they would say they'd rather come over because I've been telling that we all got to watch almost famous, which by the way we did and my kids loved the movie. And I love showing my kids a new movie that they never even heard of or thought of. He was talking about his kids loving, almost famous back when Royce was the co-host of his show.

He's telling this story again, as if no one's ever heard it before. It all seems very fishy to me. And then after, even my son, because I made, you know, he ended up so much like red. Well, that's a lie. And, you know, and then we dipped it in the balsamic and the olive oil.

And even my son in the middle of the movie goes, that I love this movie. And he's friends with Jason Lee's son. But we had a great time. And then my son even texted him. Can you introduce me to him? I love that movie. And my daughter did as well.

I counted 10. So he says, he says the next board egg. His son texted him to say how much he loved this movie that he didn't even know about. And then he said, and my daughter did too. They're both texting you how much they loved to almost famous. Dad, thank you for showing me this great movie from 1998. You really are such a wonderful father. And your new car is amazing. Could you imagine

he was going to take them out to dinner and they're like no we want to go to your apartment. I'd cleaned. No one wants to go to his apartment. No one wants to go to his apartment. Not even him. It's the funniest thing. I would love to see a maid's face walk in there. Dude she's like I watched you on the internet, which really nice. Oh, that's a green screen. Can I say that the funniest fucking troll of the world would be to send a maid to his house?

Oh yeah. That would be the fucking funniest single of the world, is just have a maid show up. Be like, are you John Melendez? Who's asking? Like I can imagine, it would be just the best. Didn't Andy try to do that? Somebody tried to get a maid service to go to his house.

I can't remember now the specifics of it, but that would be, you'd be paying a lot. Oh God, yeah. Adam Thoreau, our buddy Adam Thoreau, never heard of him. Try to get Suthering John to thank Matt Lewinsky. He signed in as Matt Lewinsky and gave him money and it sounded like this. And Matthew Lewinsky, thanks for the five bucks. Oh, well done.

Well, he got him to thank him for the money, which is great, but there was something that he wrote in there. I forget what it was that he didn't get him to say, but still very well done. Getting John to thank Matthew Lewinsky. And then this other guy. We gotta use that money for commissary. Be a little more grateful, John. This other guy named Take Down for commissary Be a little more grateful John this other guy named takedown DDT in our discord drink Baga

Got John to say this on the show Jamal Banfield thanks for the two bucks. I will we target I think he was admitting that he's retarded there. I think he did I think that's what just here what does happen I got a note from it. It only took two bucks. I mean, people screamed at him. He couldn't admit he was angry. He spent two hours yelling at him. And he couldn't admit that he was mad. I got a note from this guy, Malik.

He says, I met you in Chicago at the live show and told you the story, but I was drunk. And it was loud. So I was probably unclear, hopefully, this email was more clear. Back when, instead of being John, it was on the Stephanie Miller show, I would listen to it sometimes. While John was on the show, there was an intern that was introduced and she was in her early

20s. I don't remember her name. This intern would sometimes be on the air with Stephanie and John. John would do his usual thing, drunk on Cours Light, and flirt with the intern a lot of the time she was on the show. At some point, John was warned until to stop his creepy behavior. I knew this because when John continued to say creepy things to her, Stephanie and the intern would tell him to stop and mention the warnings he got about his behavior. I have a strong feeling. One of the main reasons why John was fired from the Stephanie Miller show

is because of this incident. If there's any arc as Stephanie Miller show, with John Adam, and we can find him being turned down by that intern and getting yelled at by Stephanie, I would have emailed you sooner, but the story, I'm lazy fucked up a lot. Okay, I'm gonna say, I don't know if any of that's true. I haven't heard this, I don't know, Stephanie Miller, I don't know the intern, I know he wasn't fired, I know he quit.

If I was Stephanie Miller, I would make like Michael Lane Jr. and scrub those episodes. Oh, you can't find him. Yeah, you can't find Center. I mean, very few clips are still available. The Seven Mores show is done during the season. There's a legal reasons. The intern got a settlement. Probably. Probably. I don't know that. It's a joke, John. Let's get Elisa back on because I, um, has it been 45 minutes?

Yeah. Close to that. Close enough. Hello. Hi, Elisa. Is this that Carl? This is is is this a better time now? It's a little better. Yeah, how's it going? It's going great. I won't I won't keep you very long. We've just been doing victory laps. Everything that happened on Kermit and Friends was was amazing and people wanted to know they wanted to ask you about how John demanded you have dinner with him in exchange for during the show. John says he would not come on Kerman and friends with once I went to dinner with him. That's true. So that was he thought that was a date.

Well, I said I really wanted him on Kerman and friends. He said he would not come on the show unless I went to dinner with him. So I did go to dinner with him and I would do it again. But I did bring like four other guys with me. Okay, that's very smart. Can I ask you two questions? Follow up. What did John wear to this dinner? Good question. Unknown. Unknown. I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Oh, okay, okay. And then did he buy? No, he was complaining about the bill. And then he made a permanent friend's cast member pay the bill.

And that was really bad. And he was complaining about the bill the whole night. Wait, why was he complaining about the bill if he wasn't going to pay it? That's a good question. Wait, let me pull up a chair for my friend. Okay. I'd like to hear some hair for him. So he complained about the bill and then he did not pay the bill.

And if you wanna reach out to my friend, Kleenex, Chris Dick, that's who paid the bill. Yes. And Kleenex, by the way, was his best friend on the show. He was sticking up for John Cora to bet for some reason. I guess he felt like he somewhere had to do it. I was shocked at that shop. Yeah. Did you pay over a hundred dollars for John? Are you saying that you found that distasteful? That type of behavior? I was very disappointed that I was so disappointed that he was even talking about the bill at all.

Wow. So after dinner, John goes to where the comedy store? I don't know. He said he went to the comedy store, but like he couldn't get in there. Was his goal to get up on stage and do a set? Yes, his goal was to get on stage, but he did not get on stage for whatever reason. So, okay. Probably because he wasn't booked there.

He's not a big enough name to get up. I don't know. I don't think he let him in. He might have been very drunk by that time, but I just want to say that I think John is a very good person. Yeah. I'm just disappointed on how he treated me after his appearance because I was, I loved his appearance so much and everybody loved it. And he doesn't have a sense of humor about it.

He doesn't understand that it's funny. It's supposed to be funny. And he just is losing that completely. He doesn't understand that the, he should just have it more of a sense of humor about himself. Amen. I completely agree. I heard you say this with, with Drew and I thought it was a brilliant observation. John, thanks to himself as an interesting and funny person because of his jokes,

which is not what makes him interesting or funny. Yeah. Like he's not coming to grips with, it's not on your terms, dummy. You're interesting for all these things that you don't want to be interesting for, but that's what you're interesting for. Yeah, we know he's not like aware in that way, but that's okay.

We could still have fun with him, but he needs to come back on Kermit and friends and answer some more questions that we have for him. That was my next question for you. Were there any questions that you feel that you feel like you couldn't get out there that you really wanted to? I'm sorry. What did you say?

Oh, no, I was just asking were there any questions during that interview that you really wanted to ask that you didn't get a chance to? Yes, yeah, how much money do you make from your Okay, you asked that you just didn't get an answer that should be the first answer And why are you so bitter? That was my second question. Yeah, I'm the better so bitter. That was my second question. In the first number you threw out was 50,000 a year, though. I thought that was funny because he's like, I do. It could be less. I actually work in finance so I could get a, you know, that's apartment on department on it So I'm gonna find out because he did not answer that question. He did not answer any of the questions and he just You know deflected everything I asked him

So I'm my goal is to get him back on Kerman and friends so I can get to the bottom of you know what's exactly is going on What was going through your head when you asked him the simple question John What's next for you? And he sat there for three minutes, giving you his resume. What was going through your head? Yeah, I mean, he doesn't know what's next. So yeah, obviously, he doesn't know what's next. He doesn't think anything's next. And yeah, I think that's what it comes down to. He doesn't know what's next, nothing's next, but it's okay. He, I appreciate it in his resume. It's funny because he actually, I could answer that question for him. He's planning on going to Washington DC

to talk to politicians the way he used to talk to celebrities when he was on the Howard Stern show. Like that's his big thing. He's going next. He didn't even know that. He was so frazzled at that point. He had a prove he's a big star still. Yeah. He's hilarious. I love him. I know you guys love him. This is all I love.

I know Carl. You love him the way I do. And people might think that I'm against him, but I'm really not. I love this type of person. I think we could all relate to who this is. This is somebody that in life has tried so hard. Okay, we all try so hard, you know, and there's failures and successes, and you know, that's just life,

that it's failures and successes. It's all how you handle it. Are you going to be a bitter person? Are you going to keep pushing? You know, who are you going to be? And that's that's what I got from that interview is, you know, who is John going to be? Is he going to be someone that's complaining about Howard for the rest of his life? Or is he going to be, you know, creating a great, great entertainment for people? Right, right. So, you got to choose one. Those are your two choices. Be mad at Howard, be mad at, you know, Sirius XM or create something beautiful. You should create something beautiful, and that's what we should all should be concentrating on, not being mad at other people.

Well, sir. our fingers are our own and we can't blame anyone. Right, correct. But don't you think it goes past bitterness? Like there's just like a layer of delusion on top of the bitterness? Delusion, yeah. That makes it like-

Yeah, no, no, it's more than bitterness. I don't know the words, but you guys, I'm so at lunch. Call me anytime, just let me know beforehand and thank you so much. Really appreciate you guys. Nice talking to you. Thank you, Lisa. You were awesome, great job. Kerm let me know beforehand. And thank you so much. Really appreciate you guys. Nice talking to you. Thank you. Thanks, Elise.

You were awesome. Great job. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Come on, friends. Thank you. Okay. I'm sorry for talking so much. I just had you're an interview guy.

I just was so interested in like just hearing what was going through her head sitting there. Because like it is delusion, right? Yes. It's a layer of delusion mixed with this bitterness, but my follow up before it's just coming off was going to be, do you think he know, even knows he's better? No, I think he, when he says I'm not better, I think he believes that. You think he means it?

Yeah, of course. Okay. I think if he understood what his behavior was getting him, he would change it. Like that's the great thing about delusional bitter people. And that's how it's gonna say to Elisa before she hung up is, I'm with her. I love John for the person that he is now. I don't want him to change.

I need him to be the sky. I need him to keep making episodes. For example, there is an entire episode of Beer on the Belkany that one of our loyal listeners, Jackie Marlow, set me 40 timestamps for. Like Carl, you gotta check out this show. There's amazing things. I'm reading through these.

I'm like, this is all great. I don't have time to talk about it. There's too much John going on. Yeah. He's that good. We can talk about, we can do three episodes a week. I can do it after. Johnny Boy.

All right, so I wanted to give you a chance to tell your Tom Meyer story. This is what you're saying. Where did the Airbnb in Chicago? And I woke up and I looked at my phone and there was a Facebook messenger, which I never used Facebook messenger for. It's like it's not something I'm into. So I got this alert that I was in a conversation with Tom Myers.

And a bunch of other people too. Right, but it just said Tom Myers responds, like it said Tom Myers right in front. I would get the fuck out of here. Right. So I'm trying, I'm gonna pull it up. Cause you're not friends with him on Facebook. No, this is just out of the blue.

Not even a little bit. Right. So he goes, it turned out it was a group message from 2011 that a bunch of comedians had for networking purposes. Okay. And Tom goes, what is this group? And someone says, oh, it's an old group from 2011. And I see that it's him and I immediately respond with, hey, Tom Myers, I love your podcast. Yeah, very enthusiastic, you're excited, Holy shit, there's a celebrity.

One of the guys in this group made it everybody, check this out. And his response to me was, no you don't asshole. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is, so this is exactly what makes for perfect content on WATP. When you compliment them, they don't believe you.

That is what I would call, that like OP responds in that way. Patrick, Michael responds in that way. This fucking numb nuts from Comedy Pot Pie responds in that way. That's how you know the people know they're doing the wrong thing, and that they suck. Well, the best part about the whole thing is he goes,

now it's the goodest time is I need to leave this group. And then I see the little thing, time Myers has left the group and somebody responds to, boy, that guy doesn't like positive feedback, does he? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I had been a house to car I was confused the first like wait what happened to my ears? I would have woken you up and jumped on your bed like a child on Christmas morning. I was laughing so fucking hard at that reaction No, you don't asshole. Could you imagine Vinnie? You've hosted podcasts. I believe you still I believe you still do one I call the creep off a part of it. Yeah, and Imagine somebody caught to be like, holy shit Vinnie Paulino, have your podcast. Oh, thanks.

That's cool. Would you ever react with it, though, you don't? How would you get to that place in life? Are you be like, no, you don't? Nobody likes my podcast. For those of you who don't listen to the creep off, there's a wheel of consequences. And one of the things on the wheel is

drive the Baltimore and go to Todd Myers restaurant. Yes. Now I know how I will open up my order. Hi, Todd Myers. Can I get the nachos? By the way, I love your podcast. I love your podcast. I love your podcast.

That was a pretty good start. What's gonna happen? I love it. Rack says Vinny, please do not jump on any bets. Yes, sir. Okay, probably we get advice. All right, what have we done today? I'm talking about a couple of geeks.

We've done it all. We talked about Studio 2009. Talked about the greatest interviewer in the history of interviews. At least a Jornada. That's our baby. Amazing. There was a worst year ever as the cringe of the wee comedy pot pie. Got back to us. I almost forgot. I know. I was so long ago now that we talked about that. Stuttering John was a guest on someone's show and he'll never be a guest on anyone's show ever again But it was worth it the way that she handled it was perfect. I said I'm a nice suggestion I just asked if he reconsidered with the creep off. Oh, did you really? That was not a good time

He's he's feeling he's getting trolled from every angle That was not a good time to invite him on the ship any Let that pass for a minute. I didn't realize this just all happened. That's amazing. So you know what that means? It's time for. The two of us.

The two of us. The two of us. Problem is I have no idea what we're doing next week. Because like I said, that show is what we behind in life. Plus the get the bills game. Just do it. Just do that thing where you just play one of your patreon episodes People love that did play a creep off episode With a creep off from creep off it that'd be fucking hysterical I'll just put shitty song in the week on my feed again people love that yeah

What you know that you do holy shit? I should just take a episode. Oh, I shouldn't say this on the show Take an episode of the briefcase Just put my treatment around it. So when people put it on they hear the intro who are these podcasts all the stuff And then how long will people get into the episode where they're like what the fuck is going on here? It's just Patrick Michael talking. I mean, I think I mean interesting art piece. I think so too. Yeah, all right Listen, all right, so maybe we'll do that art piece. I think so too. Yeah, all right. Listen, all right. So maybe we'll do that. Vinny, thank you so much for coming over.

I know that you've got a lot going on. So I appreciate your time. The creep off, the creep off.com. And once you check out that show, we're cranking we're up to 78 episodes. Nobody thought it was possible. I didn't. I know.

I didn't really know. That's a slide. But that show's going really well. We got consequences and contests and people can vote and people should check that out. It's a true crime show for people who hate true crime podcasts. That's it. That's it.

A show about creeps, by creeps for you creeps. What else can we plug? You're on Twitter or anything else. You want to tell the people where they can find you? Be on just found out. I'm going to be November 6th, fight TV. Your buddy Vinny's gonna be on the XPW Return Show. Yes!

Extreme pro wrestling. Yes! And you'll be a manager. Don't know what I'm doing. Okay. I just know that I'm there. I don't wanna jinx this yet. Yeah. But I'm in, baby.

I heard when we were at the infamous White Sacks game, you were telling Dick some of the things you like to do as a heel. Yeah, I have a lot of fun Yeah, and dick was talking about that at his show So very good. Well, Vinny. Thanks again for coming over. Please join us again next week It might be the episode we found out what's for a who are these podcasts? Let's go. Well every pony Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone You're Be more funny! Fuck you! Let's all learn a lesson from this podcast.

Don't do what we do, which is a podcast. If no one's wrong, we're gonna be both. And the show has been stunning though. I'm a shower, I'm a big studio now. I know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

Internet news. News from Internet. Regarding Vinnie's recent creep-off consequence, performing verbatim the now infamous Patrick Michael stand-up routine, principled uncertainty posts in our YouTube channel, this might be the bravest act since Jen let Carl take off his socks. Alan writes, hands down one of the best consequences. Good job for enduring Vinnie. DB cries out, oh god it's so hard to watch. Good for you Vinnie, that couldn't have been easy.

And 606 says, this is a fucking car crash. I can't wait for the full video. Carry requests? Someone has to bootleg muttering john's stand-up act. I hear he devils in comedy. From the discord's watt weekly discussion, generic tag posts, the woman on the polyamory show has the desperate, gasping sort of laugh of someone who knows they're doing something wrong and desperately needs someone to tell them they're right, especially during the part about her kids. Benjamin comments, I haven't listened that far about the kids, but my immediate reaction was that she was laughing like she was getting away with something naughty.

Also, ugh, this Patrick Michael shit. Sorry, not Patrick Michael. I meant Simon and Tyler, generic tag, Kasey taking the review girl farm animal theme to the next level. Carl's Clubfoot. Yeah, she has chickens just walking around her house. She's like a fucking depression era oaky. From the show's subreddit, Korgyn Art writes, Barack Obama's voicemail has solidified the WATP fanbase as the best podcast fanbase in history. Holy fuck you guys are funny. Brian 508 confesses, I'm not a fan of Casey calling me out for sleeping in the front row of the live show.

However, it was only when the review girl segment was on stage. We had already been asked to leave one brewery earlier, so it's fitting. And from the Daabler's anonymous feed, Kleco lists, S.J. Hygiene deficiencies, nasty-ass nose hair and toenails, ear waxed to the point of hearing loss and medical assistance. That said, can you imagine the trauma the healthcare worker experienced having to test him for COVID via nasal swabs? And Dwarf Hank 33 plays us out with, he looks like a homeless guy, but his kids love him and he knows how to fight. So there. We were hoping that Vic could join us, of course, you're recording on a whole thing. Who was fucking hoping that? We were. No, listen, by the way, they plugged the shamus stand-up

consequence from the creep off. Yes. That will be on the creep off YouTube channel today. Yes. It'll be up there today. So if you're not subscribed to the creep off on YouTube, help carl out. Yes.

Help Vinnie out. Come on. Subscribe to our YouTube and you get to watch Vinnie do Patrick Michaels very first stand-up set. Yes front of for unsuspecting victims from people who have no idea Patrick Michael is and he didn't tell anyone and These are all people that you actually know. Yes. They were all be funneled. I got messages from them after Was this was that like performance art? What the fuck were you doing? Yeah, yeah, so yeah, that that'll be up on the, on the YouTube's later today. Well, by the time you hear this, it'll be up.

All right, let's check out some voicemails real quick. W-A-T-P, what's up, Carl? A live show was fucking epic. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to the beer tasting the previous night because the card of electric guys broke my kneecaps, but fortunately I got better. Man, I'm telling you kids, nothing heals wounds faster than drugs and alcohol. But it was all good. Vinny bought me drinks,

Fick threatened to beat me up. I also got to hang out and chat with Dr. Steve, who informed me that anyone who got the vaccine will be a zombie by 2023. It was definitely one of my more eventful birthdays. anyone who got the vaccine will be a zombie by 2023. It was definitely one of my more eventful birthdays. Can't wait for the next live show. Keep it up. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g- Bring me shit. Yeah, well, I mean, didn't bring me shit. Show's where he's at. Makes a lot of sense.

Here's a guy that you loved at the live show. Hey, Carl, this is Maddie from the live show. I meant to record this voicemail last week, but then I got high. So I just wanted to congratulate you on putting together a great show. I was certain that you weren't going to sell any tickets and it would be an embarrassment but you pulled it off had a greatuddy blackjack where you take a certain amount of intoxicants and you have a great time and it yours your autism then the very next day you do just one more hit and it brings the autism right back.

You're stuck, staring in a corner, looking like a zombie, while Vitty Paulino asked you what, your favorite episode of a show you don't even listen to yet is. So, don't fuck yourself and have a good week. Did you order Manny to ask him about the creep off? I don't think so, but maybe. It could be. I like Manny.

Manny's awesome Manny is fucking awesome and manny. I just want you to know something because of you all out Was fuck Manny baby manny very good job. I mean the bills game might be great this weekend because of Maddie He's a good good act this guy who are the bills game might be great this weekend because of Maddie. He's a good good ag this guy who are the bills playing? No one cares who the bills are playing. You got me with that one. Drink by the way subtle but a few more voicemails here. Oh my god Carl, I'm listening to the newest show right now about the fucking slut bimbo's and their fucking Simp Huzdans and they're like can't wait to go play upon all of the men and the women that have children and turn them into the

generation. This is a fucking disgusting show. I'm glad that you guys are going to know holds bar. I love you guys. W-A-T-P is the best, well, it's not the best podcast in the universe, but Dan Clause, at least the best podcast coming out of New York. Well, give me a call. Very good voicemail, sir. I agree with you. I'm the one for China's, and they were talking about them. Well, I agree, and that was a great episode of resmashing those pigs. This is Patrick, who doesn't know about yes-ending.

I think it needs to be said that shaman has accomplished something that you have. Hold on a second. I didn't introduce that correctly at all. My notes are all fucked. Yeah. This is the person who wants to talk about Patrick and his yes-and-ing abilities. I think it needs to be said that shaman has accomplished something that you have, which is the inability to fucking yes and your self. That's fucking surreal and bizarre and amazing, but I'm also a part of everyone, Carl, and I don't know shit about the Buffalo Bill. Didn't know shit about what the fuck the Buffalo Bill were and tell you what's in this fog. Just for the survey. Alright, fuck stuff.

Alright, fine. I just said Jim Kelly would have been a better reference than O.J. Simpson. That's all I ever said, Vinnie. No one's ever heard of Jim Kelly. No one. Come on. Oh, okay. I know Dan, motherfucker, Marino.

Yeah, you watch Kelly smash that guy a few times. Oh, did I? You got to talk about it. I don't think that's accurate. He's lying. No. I mean, Kelly lost forcey rubles. How many in the marino lose? Just the one. Just the one. Now, I mean Kelly lost forcey rubles. How many marina lose?

Just the one. Yeah, so it has a much better I think they're both making a four to negative one. They're both bad and a thousand. What's the fucking problem? Oh boy. Uh, still doing John called it. He's lying. Now, as my mother knows, who's in this room right now, my kids love me today today and we talk and we see each other all the time. So, you know, but they like to spew this all the misinformation and only I would not hear about it. Right. Don't go unread it. I don't go unread you'll dunk. I don't go on on. Right, good idea. I don't go on radio, don't. Uh-huh. I don't go on any of the negative eight. Sure. Eight sides.

Because I don't want to waste my time with losers who are obsessed with me. Now, John is a side-coward. Can I just say for one side, I think all John wants to do is spend his time with losers that adore him. Correct. That's all he wants. Oh yeah, so it wants to buy him a beer at the pub. Not only will he spend three hours in that person,

he'll talk about it. He just admitted being retarded for two dollars. Right. Yes. Yeah. No, but John. It's amazing with a little positive praise. He'll get you with that guy. John used to be on Reddit and he got blocked

because his name was Joseph Kelly. He was a sock account. And they finally banned him from the whole website because he was spamming up the place. Oh, vaginally. All right. What's this voice about? He has a victory lap. Yeah, whatever. Hey, God, much love and respect. God, thanks for playing all three of my voice meals. And, you know, my post on Facebook was also red. I'm greatly appreciative.

It's finally paying off all these hard work in the voicemails that I put, you know, I'm saying it's finally paying off, dark thanks. Perseverance, my friend, perseverance, congratulations on all your amazing accomplishments. Well done. We salute you. Casey, you're so cute. You know, Casey, you know your nose isn't so big. You KC, you're not a fat Harry Fern Italian.

God, you guys are so freaking lame when she's on the phone. Agreed. I agree, I was like, it's got to make it some good points. That was being a little bit too enthusiastic about KC the other day. Yeah, let's talk about Alicia more, Jordan more. Yeah, seriously.

KC who? Yeah. Hey, Alicia, what a beer review, girl. We didn't say to that. Do you like all righty time? Yeah, we got our number now. I'd like you to now read the reviews, please. All right, this is the last one.

We're going to play. Hey, listeners, if you pay on pay for your own and you're listening to the bonus 24 maybe skip till about 34 minutes in and that's when the actual episode starts because guess what, Carl? Nobody cares about the Beatles.

Nobody cares in particular about how much you know about the Beatles or Roberto Santa or whoever that other guitarist is. Nope. Nobody cares. Step it up, man. I had the pace for that episode. That doesn't sit well with me. The rest of that episode was okay though. He's no Santa as well. That's the guitarist you were talking about. Oh, I thought you were talking about the member of the inner circle. Part of the tag team was Santana and Ortiz.

Drink. Have we kept you here too long, Vinnie? You're gonna watch wrestling now? Yeah, I do. I got my phone. I even was staring your phone most in the mouth. I'm watching Impact Plus. All right, very nice.

New bonus is great. We do song versus song. And we talk about yellow versus Paul McCartney. So the Beatles came up a few times few times. I know what to tell you. Yeah, what pal McCartney song. Oh, it was band on the Run was wings actually They compared that against mr. Blue Sky. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, what's your what's your vote on that one? Oh, which is the better song? Yeah I don't know band on the run feels like not completed to me who gives a shit who gives a fuck band on the run is three distinct parts anyways not completed it's a whole story arc yeah but like the mr. blue sky just is like hey there mr. blue it's all happy oh we got

many distinct it's like sped it after I did it with Alicia Jordanna just all sunshine. You are smitten. I love it I've never seen you so in love since the last time we got pizza together. I've never eaten a pizza with you What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink you hate me great. Goodbye. Okay, folks Guess what? I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Radio.

I know I gotta do radio. Radio.