Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep277 - Trading Raw Stories

Episode Date: September 19, 2021

How are you currently vibrating? Are you putting out the vibrations that will manifest all of your wants and desires? If you think these questions are ridiculous, wait until you hear Rita Pira explain her chick wisdom. Kaya joins us to debunk the junk science and no, it's not about vaccines. Then Tony from Hack the Movies comes on to chat about MovieBitches and the latest episode from Patrick Michael. Finally, we finish up with Stuttering John finally confessing why he hates Robert Smigel so much.  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Couseroo. Couseroo. Slapperoonie. It's showtime. W-A-T-T. Every 18-T. Hell no rubber necks and guzzaroos. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that continues to ride Michael Lane Jr.'s dick all the way to the top. I'm your host, Carl Hamburger. With me this week, a man who really has no excuse to not come to our live show from the official podcast. It's Kai Orson. What's happening? Kai, no excuse except a couple thousand miles. Yeah.

And no invitation. I might add, please go to who are these. I got your email address, voice mail number link to our sub right at least a discord server, link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel and that link to our patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month dick it out be doing another crossover show this week coming up also we encourage our listeners to give us a five-story view on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today we'll be reviewing a show called Trading Raw Stories this is a suggestion from Kaya we have both listened to separately. We have not discussed it. We have each other beforehand. This is a show hosted by Rita

Piera. And this woman is extremely proud of herself. I want to play a clip right off the bat. This is how she starts her show off. Talking about how amazing she is. Welcome to the Trading Raw Stories podcast. I'm Rita Piera, the host of the most inspiring stories that you ever did here.ett, the host of the most inspiring stories that you ever did here. Back in the day when the day was back, I was known as the juicing queen. I became raw vegan overnight after watching a documentary called Booth Matters. Changing what I was putting in and on my body didn't just make me lose weight and have great skin. It gave me mind clarity, more energy, and over time made me so self-aware

and intuitive that I vibrate on a higher frequency and level of consciousness that's turned me into a manifesting queen. All right, a lot of buzzwords going on right there. Yeah, I had the same clip for my intro as well. It's the vibrating on a higher frequencies that gets me. It's fucking beautiful. Yes. This fucking grip.

This is currently you remember what called the secrets that was popular in like the 2010s. Not only am I aware of this book. I have read this book. And that's all this woman is is talking the secret. Hang on here. You've read this. I have actually read this for a woman. I read this book. It's not anything that's groundbreaking or mind blowing. Basically, the idea is if you have positive thoughts, positive things will happen to you. That's really the summary of the entire book.

And this woman, and I noticed this about all of these self-help people, is they walk around acting like an expert, and they just repeat the same shit over and over again in different ways. This woman talks about vibrations and how she vibrates and all the vibrating that's going on and It's really just like think positive thoughts is what she's saying and good things will happen There's nothing novel here nothing unique. She said she even which episode did you listen to oh so before I continue I wasn't new a couple of them, but the one with manifesting your soulmate,

I thought was interesting. Okay. All right, I got the one with the fire. And she actually, I don't know if she repeats this in other episodes, but she gets pissed off that she is compared to other grifters like herself. And this is a grift, you know, this is basically just a female equivalent

of all those pickup artists, podcasters are like, yeah, bro, I going to teach you how to smash push and how to be a millionaire, just pay me 20 bucks, dude. It's all the same shit. So play my clip five where she's mad that other people bring up some other grifter, douche. And I'm known as the five foot to woo, woo female Tony Robbins because I apparently say a lot of the things that he says, but I'm only finding it out because I'm on clubhouse and people are telling me or they're saying something that Tony Robbins because I apparently say a lot of the things that he says, but I'm only

finding it out because I'm on clubhouse and people are telling me or they're saying something that Tony Robbins says. I'm like, I say that. I've been saying that. I just said that five minutes ago. I can't. Yeah, no shit. You all say the same thing.

Say fucking bitch. You know, of course she's on clubhouse too, which from everything I've ever heard about that app is just a bunch of douchebags like this talking to each other and finding victims essentially. This is her talking about how she's on clubhouse and really popular out there. I've been on clubhouse, this shit is a vibe. I have a room that's every single Friday starting at 6 p.m. Pacific and it goes 24 hours.

It is insane, it is so much fun. It's like free coaching, like legit. Whoa, free life coaching! Sign me up! Ah, yay. Fucking, these people, I have the wisdom of a fortune cookie and twice a stale too, but you notice how she said she's vibe. So I took a note here saying that this is the most insufferable intro I've ever listened to or had to listen to in w a tp history Play my quit a clip 21 Okay, I can help you 100% like it's not even funny one day with me will change your fucking life join my group coaching program

It's a vibe coming out with me on clubhouse. It's a vibe come check out my stories on Instagram. It's a vibe It's time to live. I love you. Okay, bye Come check out my stories on Instagram. It's a vibe. It's time to live. I love you. K-Buy! Oh my god, that was so fun. What was I so scared of doing video? Fuck out of here. Oh shit, that's a wrap, motherfucker's. I look naked, but I'm not. I mean, my back hurts. Oh, it's turned down the being of yourself, now, but just a little bit because it's kind of obnoxious. When you come off that fucking product. I apologize.

That was so long, but is that not insufferable? It's insufferable. One of bitch and she's so full of herself. Well, so, Kaya, I want to play this clip because when she says that she can change your life just by hanging out with her for one day or one hour I'm thinking yeah, what kind of person is she talking to well she's talking to people whose lives Sock

She just assumes yeah, your life Socks whatever is in your life right now Whatever is in your life right now you created it babe you created it babe. You created it. And you can remove it and you can start from scratch. You can start over. You can completely reset. Hit the reset button and declare.

Declarate what you want your life to be. Who you want to be and what you want to do. Why would you want to reset everything in your life? Who are the people who are like every single thing in my life is bad? And I just want you to run away. These are fucking runaways we're talking to. Just get away from your family, move to another state,

change your name, I gotcha. Yeah, do what you want. Thanks for the advice, awesome. You know why she has that impression though? Do you know what she used to do? Play my clip for and now you'll realize why she she used to do? Play my clip for it. And now you'll realize why she is used to speaking to people with a soft head.

I'm a former school teacher and college professor turned C-E-O-L-Helistic Life Coach and podcast host, clearly. All right, so this is the other thing that pisses me off about this grift as you like to call it, is that what they end up this is the other thing that pisses me off about this grift as you like to call it, is that what they end up doing is the thing where they tell you to do that. It's down the pre-use to get rich from this type of scheme.

He's like, do you wanna be rich like me? I'll tell you how, and then you go, okay, here's some money. How do I do it? Tell other people they can be rich like you by giving you money. And so it's just a pyramid scheme. Like all of this life coaching and shit is all just, hey, I'm gonna show you how to be super successful.

Just go around telling people they can be super successful. That's what I do. It's amazing. Well, something like that, the fuck it work. And this only works. Like I said, like people with a soft head, like school children, little babies and like soccer moms who wanna quote unquote manifest a man who

wants to have sex with them again. I mean, that's all that desperate losers. Like you said, complete fucking people, the Borks whose lives suck ass. By the way, I don't know if you did you catch that inner clip where she's like proudly pronouncing how she's the CEO of her own thing like, yeah, it's your fucking company. You can name yourself whatever the fucking one. That get that's not impressive it's a one person company the I'm the chief vampire executive of the official podcast I who is a fuck it's my company I can call myself whatever I want to talk is at least has four fucking people she's just one person call yourself a CEO that's

that impressive speaking of a singing song you bullshit bullshit voice, play my clip three, which is more of that to demonstrate how she speaks throughout her show. But really quickly for those of you that are new here, I just want to tell you a little bit about me. Are you excited? Let me tell you just a teeny teeny teeny teeny teeny teeny teeny tiny bit. Oh, she's talking to children. This is how you talk to children. Right.

And that's where she got her fucking training in an elementary school teaching these, like, homeschool your children. So this is the fucking psychos teaching your kids, dude. Yeah, get them out of there. She's manifesting her podcast audience. She wants retards to be her podcast and it's working. I'm sure it's working.

Listen to this. She talks about how great her show is and how it helps people. And I don't know that this example is a great one. So many people tell me, oh my gosh, Rita, you spoke to my soul. You lit a fire under my ass and things like that. Like, I mean, this podcast has done that for people too.

This one girl messaged me and she said that after listening to my podcast for one episode, she quit her job that she's been wanting to quit for months. So there you go. That was the end of the story. This one woman quit her job because she listened to my show. Okay, well that will happen. Yeah.

That doesn't sound like a great success to me. I don't know. I can be wrong. So another thing these grifters do, one of the main tenets that they have to do is they have to find a silver lining and everything like everything happens for a reason, but you've got to use it for yourself. Right. The what was the fucking name? You and I did a podcast a while ago about with Justin Long, I think friend Risher did the same where she was like raped. Yes, and they tried to find some good thing in it. It's like, oh, wasn't that but you're a better person now for it. Right. So this bitch, she does the same. Play my clip 11, which when I heard this, I just went, what the fuck? I'm going to start a podcast called Thank God I was raped at knife point.

Featuring Carl Averger. It was the best thing that ever happened to me because I'm taking risks. I'm saying, yes, I'm trusting. I'm surrendering or how about when I was in my early 20s and I was almost raped and murdered? Like that happened, but guess what? That was for me, not to me. Everything happens for you, not to you. And then I went on to become an award-winning

elementary school teacher in Arizona, and then a- I'm gonna pause it real quick. So she said she was almost raped and murdered. I really wish you would have followed through it without one. And it had to be for her, Carla. As we've been always saying on W-A-T-P ladies, Rick and murder is something we do for you, not to you.

I like the message she's putting out there. In Arizona, and then a college professor in New York City. Oh, let me back that up because this is kind of funny. She makes a point about how she was a good elementary school teacher. And then I went on to become an award-winning elementary school teacher in Arizona, and then a college professor in New York City, and then the class that they gave me to teach was public speaking, because the universe was like,

hello, what other credentials do you need? Can we go now? Are you ready? Like, let's go. So she was an award-winning elementary school teacher, which you don't do that to win awards. That's stupid. Like, how would you even win in the award

if you was judging this thing? It's stupid, so it a shit? Yeah the kids. Yeah, right and then I Got so many apples. It's I was amazing. Don't you want an award if you just don't fuck your students at this point in America? Anyway, so she mentioned so she wants to be a speaker, right? This is a common theme. Yeah, let's get to that real quick Play my clip 10 all right I quit my job and I flew to New York to audition for something when my boss wouldn't give me the days off. And then I got chosen out of thousands of people

to work on Vans Warp Tour as an MC. And that showed me that I meant to be a speaker. All right, I've been to the Warp Tour a number of times. The dumb bimbo who comes out between bands and introduces no facts no one gives a shit about that person just get the fuck off the stage with the band come on well so she wants to be a speaker nonetheless and I mean she has amazing advice right play clip 17 which is again so deep so so amazingly very very deep and profound clip 17 and I haven't listened to it yet,

but I imagine unique do right? So you probably never have very unique. Yes. Yeah, you get to change every today. You get to make a decision. You get to take action. What's the thing that's tugging at your heart? What is it? What do you always get lit up about but then you talk yourself out of it? What is it? You know what it is What are you super scared to do? What is it? Fucking do it already So Kaya, let me ask you Let me ask you that because when I hear shit like that I'm always like who is she talking to so I'm an adult man. You're an adult man

Is there something that you're afraid to do and you're not doing it because you're afraid? If there was, I mean, there's things, like this bitch isn't gonna make me get over that, right? That's meant to be like, oh, you know what, she's right. Well, fucking do it already, Kaya. Get over your fear, yeah. Like the most generic bullshit gumball machine ideas

that you could get. And then, so of course, if he's not really a good public speaker either, that's my clip 9, which, you know, if you're doing a podcast, just edit it, lady, especially if you're trying to pretend like you're perfect to sell people a product, which is yourself. If you're that impressed with yourself, try to come off as competent. Right. Right. You see what I'm saying?

And I have so many stories that I can't speak English. It'll prove your shit. My God, what the fuck am I even saying? It'll prove this shit to you. I'll prove you that I'm a mess. I'll prove, I'll prove, I want to turn it to the story. So this eloquence manifesting queen, as she likes to call her, I just wanted to give her a gift.

Show her how it would sound like if she manifested her dream. That's my clip 23. What do you always get lit up about? But then you talk yourself out of it. What is it? Like, come on, man. You get to make a decision. You know what it is. What are you super scared to do? Manifesting? You see what I'm saying? And I have so many stories that I can't speak English. Like, it'll prove your shit. Oh my god, the fuck am I even saying? It'll prove this shit to you. Oh my god.

Manifest the movie is that. That's some kind of talk right there. I'm very impressive. Oh, it's fucking funny. All right, let me get into, she introduces what she's going to do on this episode that I have listened to. Anyway, I want to jump right in. Today, we're talking about manifesting your soul mate. So I got a real treat for you.

We're going to talk about it. And then I'm going to share a little clip of me ranting about the same exact shit on Clubhouse so you could hear how raw and real it is, how you just get a straight up coaching moment. Seriously, I can't wait for you to hear that. So she actually played clips of her on Clubhouse to promote her Clubhouse account, which I'm sure you're very excited about. I'm gonna get to that in a moment.

But first, she explains how you achieve everything you could possibly want in life. So if there's something that you desire, you have to vibrate what it would feel like to have that thing, whatever it is. You don't want to wait to have it to feel happy. You don't want to wait to have it to feel whatever feeling you're going to feel when you have it. You have to feel that thing, feel the vibration of what it would feel like. Right? And it'll show up bigger and better than you could have even imagined.

Okay. So, if you could get together when they taught, like, they're so serious about it too, like you have to vibrate. They picked a random word. It's like if you said you have to tickle it into existence. What does that mean? You just have to grow up into existence. You have to funnel it into existence. You just have to grow up into existence. You have to follow it into existence. So I have a quick clip. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Hold on. We just finished this off this thought. So

what she's saying is literally we already said you already said the secret. There was a family gap episode where Brian the dog writes a book called Wish It Wanted Do It. And the joke is that it's the dumbest shit that everybody knows and it's not groundbreaking in any single way. Well, then she plays a portion of her on clubhouse answering a question and she says this. I've never heard of B Do Have. Like, be the thing you want and take action on it

and you'll have it, right? Like, B Do Have. It's a parody, it's up itself. I've? Like, B do have. It's a parody. It's not itself. I've never heard a B do have. This is the groundbreaking self-heading clubhouse. So empty and devoid of any meaning and anything. It's just frivolous words being tossed around.

But it's like you were saying before. It's saying the same thing in just different ways over and over and over again. I guess we got it. We got it. Expect good things. We're hot good things. Think about good things. We got it. It's saying the same thing in just different ways over and over and over. I guess we got it. We got it. Expect good things. We're hot good things. Think about good things. We got it. It's, so I don't know if you remember back in the day, um, Paris Silton that that Ritch Hor, she was on a scan, not a scan to leave him, but she got like infamous because there was this photo of her at a concert where she was wearing a tank top

that said, stop being poor. And that was very tasteless at the time. And people were like angry at her. Imagine you're stopping poor. Just want it. Vibrates rich. Vibrates stopping poor. Okay. And of course, everything vibrates. I'll let you continue. Just play my clip 8 real quick, since we're talking about vibration. But everything's energy. Your energy. So you're attracting what you're vibrating.

So what are you freaking vibrating? You see what I'm saying? So even the food that you're eating vibrates and your words that you're speaking, the words that you're hearing. Are they your based? Are they negative? Are they low vibration?

Or are they love based and positive? And high vibration. You see how that works there? Yeah, I don't know. Is this are we low vibration Carl? How do I know? It's vibrate content. Your food vibrates. What does that even mean? So mean, technically, I guess, I don't know, but this is my vibration superclip. I think she was getting real horny when she was thinking about this. Vibration, vibrate vibration, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate,

vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vibrate, vib, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating, vibrating. So that was 127 minute long episode. And how many times you had to talk about vibrating? Two favorite words, vibration and manifesting. Fuck it. My compilation isn't as long as just 10 seconds about played if you want some. Manifested, manifested, manifested, manifested,ifesting manifesting manifesting manifesting Queen manifesting manifesting manifesting manifesting manifesting

All right, so this brings out a point that I want to make the episode I listen to is all about Manifesting your soulmate Because all you have to do if you want your soulmate who doesn't all you have to do is because all you have to do, if you want your soulmate who doesn't, all you have to do is send out the right vibrations and that will happen. The last relationship I was in, I got out last April, right? So like right when the pandemic hit, that was the last time I was in relationship. And I left him when I was still madly in love with him. That was really hard.

That was really hard to do. So this single woman who broke up with her last boyfriend that she was in love with is explaining to me how to find my soulmate, which I find odd. Right. Do you want to be a billionaire? Can't you just vibrate to become a billionaire? Oh, you can't?

So wait, so this doesn't work exactly how you're saying it does? Yeah. But this idea. All right, the proof is in the pudding. None of this works. We all daydream, don't sweet curl like every day. I daydream about being a billionaire who swims in a pool of chocolate.

And yes, it doesn't get pissed. Fucking turquish. I feel like that should work if you do that every day. Right, so speaking of our boyfriend, by the way, play my clip 16, which he dodged the bullet. No, you think. I recently left a relationship where I was still freaking in love with the guy. I'm telling you, I was so in love with him still.

It was the hardest thing that I ever had to do. But as soon as I did it, my life upleveled. I never, ever would have discovered or gotten on Clubhouse or felt comfortable to speak on clubhouse the way that I do because I would have been too worried about him hearing me and judging me. That's why I never recorded a podcast episode. I would have never figured out while I was there, I never recorded an episode. So wait, it's his fault?

He didn't even do it. That's like there's a smarter one. Yeah, no shit. But it doesn't seem like I, that she just likes change for the sake of change because she starts off by saying saying this show's so amazing Someone quit their job after listening to me and I broke up my boyfriend who I was in love with like what do you what are we trying to accomplish here? Just changing your life at all times whenever you can. Oh, it's complete cope This is what the kids call copin' scenes like all she does is well something shitty happens to me like I was almost raped

I lost my job my boyfriend broke up with me, well, something shitty happens to me. Like I was almost raped. I lost my job, my boyfriend broke up with me. But you know, it happens for me. Not to me. Yeah. So that she tells people to go ahead and make bad decisions just to show yourself that it will suck. You know this, that it could literally be anybody and you will fall for them. Just as hard.

Just as fast it could literally be anybody. Test it out, test it out. Let somebody come into your life, let the red flags show up and you still go, oh my god, it's so perfect. What a fucking asshole. Yeah, test it out. Test it out. That's kind of a dick thing to say. You don't believe me that your next reaction will suck. Try it. See how bad this fucking asshole treats you. You there, sir. When you like to almost rape and murder me, test it. And then, Kaya, if this isn't proof that she is selling some voodoo,

I don't know what it is. Look, I manifested what I thought was my soul mate, but he turned out to be my next assignment. So you get nothing. You lose. It kind of ruins the whole show, which he says, I manifested my boyfriend who ended up sucking. Well, then maybe this manifestation thing is that what you got to do make him out of.

That's gets us not foolproof. And I love them very dearly, by the way. Oh, yeah. And it was heartbreaking for everyone. So, Kay, I want to show you the magic weapon that I know that I use in my life and it's changed my life and I can prove that. Hopefully, you know about this too. So forgiveness is seriously the secret weapon. Forgiveness is the magic pill. When you open your heart and you feel your feelings and you release the shit that's stored in your body and you let it go, it's the most powerful thing

in the world because then you make space for love to come in. And you start to vibrate at the love energy. And it's so beautiful. You start fighting rainbows like me. She calls herself a rainbow. So I want to point out that I would hire and dog take over my show and they did an episode on maps IRL and I decided to forgive them and here we are today having a laugh at this idiot.

So I went out. I got it. All these empty words, empty shit it out and you'll vibrate into the universe. The ego differentiates into reckless knowledge Okay, what does that even mean? Oh, oh speaking of what's the word mean? You want to hear some dog whistling going on right here? This is interesting man. Oh my gosh shape shift You shape shift into who what people want you to be shape shift. What are we talking about? It's a little strange. It's such an egg could have been.

I mean, this type of anti-Semitism, I don't think it's allowed in Germany. So hopefully you don't have your headphones on too loud right now. Don't worry, it'll stay our secret. Credit to the Noah Jenda show for that jingle, the magical shape shifting Jew jingle I just played. Now, another reason why I know that this woman's full of shit is anyone who says that they're friends with people who follow them on the internet and give them money

and act like they're dear real friends. I know is lying. And I have so many friends that I've never met in person that I love to death that I feel like I'm known forever. These are the people in Clubhouse that follow her. She's like, oh my gosh, these people who praise me and hand me money, I love them to death. Well, yeah, it's kind of a one-sided relationship there. Dad, you call them parasocial relationships

where these people give you money and you don't wanna be honest, you're not, none of these motherfuckers are ever honest and it's not just grifters like this, it's content creators in general on the internet so they're all like, yeah, you're my friends, where bodies right, like no, they're just fans and you're selling them a product.

Be fucking honest or what? I hate when podgaster say, he's a shit. I love talking to you all I can't wait to talk to you again next week like no you're just talking to a microphone You're not you're not having a conversation with these fucking people you're not hearing about their Problems this woman is not going into clubhouse and going yeah, you tell me how you figured out life And I'll just listen to you for a minute. No, no, no, no, I've only figured out life. You listen to me

I'm gonna tell you all I figured out life you shut the fuck up. It's saying 20 bucks. It's a 20 bucks and take notes It's not a friendship if it ends once you stop paying five dollars a month I'm not subscribed to my friends like that. It doesn't work like that. I have over 1400 friends at the internet Very popular Very popular. Oh, okay, do you have any more clips? I do, but you can go, man. What do you got? Oh, okay, so let's knock some out.

Did you know you're always manifesting, like, seriously, Carl Clips X? Of course you are. But when I say manifesting, it means that I'm consciously creating my reality. Did you know that you're seriously, like, 1,000% you are always manifesting? Like always, you are always, always, always manifesting. Are she trying to fill time? Is her producer doing like the stretchant sign from the booth? Holding up the manifest sign. He's like a pre-minister, the commercial break, stretch it out, stretch it out.

There's nothing but it. The whole show is just taking one retarded fucking concept and stretching it over 30 minutes. So yeah, seriously like legit, no shit, 100,000 per cent, no joke, not kidding. Seriously, okay, we get it. By the way, I'm gonna bet yeah some amount of money I've thrown out dollar amounts in the past and regret it. So I'll just say some amount of money We will one day see a video of this woman crying on the internet She will be broken down and crying about how she fucked up in life because that's the only way this can go

You need like a eating the yang thing happening here. You can't just be like, everything's amazing all the time, everything's great. I look forward to that. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't have that much hope or trust in the universe to deliver us though. It's fair enough. She has not yet defined manifesting by the way, so I think let's listen in on our definition here, clip seven. Okay. What does that mean? Your thoughts are creating your reality. I used to manifest things that I didn't want because I was thinking a whole bunch of shit and feeling a whole bunch of shit like car accidents or guys lying cheating and pumpkin

eating. You know, it's like the law of attraction. That's what it is. You're attracting what you are feeling, what you are thinking, what you are vibrating. It's like gravity. it's always working. So your thoughts create emotions, your emotions are literally energy and motion, emotion, emotion, get it? Like, oh my God, this is a Dr. Phil shit going on now.

Yeah. Alright. This is woo, woo shit. So I was like, is this American expression or is this something? I don't know. What the fuck does she mean? Lying cheating ends pumpkin eating? I don't know.

I, I, I, it seems like to. Well, now I'm convinced she's talking to, you know, eight year olds at least. Lires, cheaters, pumpkin eaters. Yeah, she, she does say pumpkin eaters multiple times on these shows. And you're right. I forget. She's an elementary school teacher. Of course she talks like this.

The kids probably crack up over it. It's probably a complete, you know. So do we. But this idea though, that- Dude, you can just hate spinach and pumpkins. Oh, I guess. I guess. This is an idea that emotions are energy and motion.

That's first of all, retarded. And secondly, one of those things that you say when you want to confuse people, like that your Phil has saying, where he's like, you can put feathers on a dog. Doesn't make it a chicken. You're like, wait, what, what? How do you want to think about that? What do you talk? What do you mean? What are you trying to say? Tastes like chicken. It's, it's really annoying the way that this woman talks because she thinks she's smarter than she is. And when she's on clubhouse, she is just yelling all of her bullshit in all the different ways that she yells at.

It's all the same shit. And then for some reason, she's proud of her nickname on there. But when I am in the moment and someone asks a question, I just get these downloads. Like, people call me Spitfire on Clubhouse. Like, for real, that's my nickname now because I just straight up Spitfire. Like, I get these downloads from the universe. So Spitfire is not a compliment, huh? That is not a compliment.

It's retarded. It just makes me think of fucking transformers. Like, are you eights? Again, this is like the school, you know know little children give you that nickname. I guess this makes me wish that rapin murder was not almost By the way, it's like clubhouse invite only yes, they're just on down on me Yeah, I think there's oh my god Hundreds of people on there, although I'm pretty sure it's dead, isn't it? Oh, no one talks about what about anymore. I don't know how I was talking about it. It was big for like a week

And all the famous people are going on there But I guess them talking to each other didn't really garner an audience. Well, I was shocked that this concept of let's build a social network This sounds like a conference call. I couldn't believe that that actually worked out like I fucking hate Capricols. They're the worst Okay, so she does this fucking podcast and see her some wisdom about how to lead your life into your show Clip 18 people are doing this shit like that you want to be doing. They're not smarter than you They're not better at anything than you. They're just doing it. They're just showing up That's it. Just show up. Take the first baby step. The next one will show up the next one will appear Go with the flow. The right people will appear into your life like I'm telling you everything will work out

Just show up. Is her advice now? That's what I do. Yeah That's what I do. Yeah. I And not just you, it's what Joe Rogan does is Howard Stern. You know, they don't even plan their shows. Carl, they just walk into a room and a mic just manifest itself on a desk in millions of listeners. I love that concept.

They're not smarter than you. A certain percentage of them certainly are. There's a certain percentage. They're definitely smarter than you. I hate to say that you are not smarter than me, but you know, a lot of them are. All right, bitch. So I listed this other episode where this guy, Nando Rodriguez comes on and it's all about in posture syndrome. And I just thought this was a weird way to introduce this guy.

It is my favorite topic that I'm always talking about all over Clubhouse and where I've gotten all of my clients from recently. Imposter syndrome is what we're talking about today and we are talking about it with the king of imposter syndrome. Mr. Breakthrough coach himself, Nando Rodriguez, the king of imposter syndrome, I'd be offended by that. It's like if I brought on Kay, I'm like, hey, it's the Duke of a Rectile dysfunction. Kay is with everybody. It's good to know.

That's good. And plus their syndrome is a new humble, like, dude, I'm like so awesome that I sometimes feel guilty for feeling awesome. You know what I'm mean? I know. You syndrome what I'm mean? I know. You said you're not a good thing. So this guy comes on and talks about how amazing he is. Now, this is another life coach. You were expecting to get fired. And so every single time you were getting

fired. I was. I got fired so many different times. When one particular job, I got let go right before Christmas. This guy was getting fired from every single job that he had. And now he's a life coach. I can't stress this enough. This is not a real profession being a life coach. No, no shit. Okay, you want to go down the getting fired saga here? Yes, because she brags about this as well.

I could play my clip too. It's right off. And I'm manifested getting fired today. I'm so freaking happy. Woohoo! Wait a second, isn't it better to quit than to get fired? No, no. Because to get fired you don't be shitty for a while.

They don't just fire you one day for one thing. If you're gonna be shitty at your job, just quit. Plus she's the sea. No, so you see the bull. The reason why she wanted to get fired Carl instead of quitting. So play my clip 13, which is unsufferable. This bitch is unsufferable with her firing story, but she explains. Man, how much money do I want to make so that I feel comfortable quitting? Like, what if they let me go? I

literally wrote this today in my journal this morning. It's like literally, what if they let me go? I literally wrote this today in my journal this morning. It's like literally, what if they let me go? Like how dope would that be? If they let me go, then I could get a severance. Like they would give me money and pay me. They would pay me to not work there. Like what? Am I right, guys?

Fucking cunt. And then her last day, of course, you get the impression of what kind of an employee she was in clip 14, where she's basically bragging about the moment that she got fired like that. And it's just, it's so wild. Like I legit, I manifested it

because almost immediately I got a calendar notification saying that I had a meeting with my manager at 1 p.m. And I was gonna ask him like, hey, what's this about? But I didn't. I was like, whatever, it's not p.m. And I was gonna ask him, like, hey, what's this about, you know, but I didn't. I was like, whatever, it's not a big deal. And I was like, what is that even me? There's no description, right? So I messaged my team and I was like,

hey, anybody else get a message to like a calendar invitation for like a one-on-one or whatever meeting with our manager. I was like, no. And I was like, okay, well, I guess it's my last day, ha ha, like I legit wrote that to them Yeah, cuz you suck at your job and so you knew that you were probably fired She's the douche where like when you were in school and college you had to do all the fucking work because nobody else in your group did

She's those people all of them like, haha you guys are you getting fired to getting health back? No, just me. Haha. Okay. I guess just me Fucking asshole loser. Yeah, we're not the ones calling in sick every day. So no, we're not the ones getting fired Right, we know what's going on if you're like boss calls you into a meeting and ominous meeting You don't fucking giggle about it like haha you guys get this dude. No, just me. Oh, well. Oh, well guys are getting bitch Clip 15 is her explaining that, whatever, a clip 15. I'm not.

And the universe was making it happen because I wasn't gonna leave. I was not, I was definitely not gonna quit because I told you, it's a cushy job. Okay. I hit her. Yeah. And inside into the grift though, she says,

this is the universe that did it to me. I didn't quit, I was fired. The, and inside into the grift though, she says this is the universe that did it to me. I didn't quit I was fired the universe chose to fire me. That's like saying I didn't commit suicide I just sat on the train tracks and the train decided to kill me. No, you do You didn't employee you made the choice to sock Enough that they fired you you do take actions in life But they love it when they get fired. This talking about his expi that job, it was recr

before Christmas. So that me a door opening for my had moved companies and ch recruiter. Oh, the irony. I know this guy can't wait to fire you. I was a recruiter and I got fired from multiple jobs recruiting. Now, what's interesting, I like how this is the king of what was imposter syndrome. Yes, he's like, yeah, I know this guy.

He's like amazing. I know, this is my's like amazing. I know. This is an explaining that back when he was getting fired from all these jobs, there was a reason for it. Thinking positive just wasn't possible because I didn't have the tools to do that. Oh, that's how you know it's a scam right there when someone starts saying you need to have the tools. Yes.

What kind of tools? Right. Right. Do you need, do you think? Here's a secret. People who say you need tools are tools. They're the tools. Right.

So, like the people asking what the tools are, they're the tools. They're the ones who are fucking using to get rich. Right. So, what are the tools that you can recommend for people who are listening who resonate with your story? Grab a hammer and smash whatever device you're listening to this podcast with. That's the tool that I would recommend. Just keep smashing. You have to stop. What are the tools you need? Bitch. These fucking people have, they have this philosophy on life that is the most simple, philosophy in the history of the world.

Think happy thoughts and they go, but you gotta have the right tools. You're gonna have to pay us to get the right tools. And one of the things they talk about is surrounding yourself with successful people. And they go, now when you're a loser, that's hard to do. Because successful people don't wanna hang out with you

because you're a loser. So then they come up with, this is the ultimate scab alert right here. They come up with, how do you hang out with with you because you're a loser. So then they come up with this is the ultimate scab alert right here. They come up with how do you hang out with successful people when you're a loser? Maybe you can't get a job right at a place like that, but you can't start hanging out like with clubhouse, hanging out with people like you, hanging out with like people like me who have that higher vibe level. Oh, okay. So in order to hang out with people with higher vibe levels, I gotta get the money. Okay. Snake oil sales. That makes sense. Now it's time to get things done.

And again, this guy is jerking off as he's claiming he has imposter syndrome. I literally can feel him vibrating his balls as a saying, oh yeah, I feel so. People praise me too much, but they also want to hang out with people like me. Fucking douche, assholes. So here's why, okay, here's why Kai is angry. Clip 12. Yeah. Ever since I started my coaching business, it took off. Like it took off right away because of clubhouse.

And I could teach you how to use clubhouse to like make offers and build relationships and connect with people and get clients and huge following and whatever. I made $8,000 in one freaking day. Oh. I want so desperately to not believe her, but I know, I just, I know it's that there's enough idiots that that's true. She's taking advantage of people.

And then running around in circles and celebrating herself for it. It's like, hey, lady, keep it on the DL. This thing we're taking advantage of dummies. Like, don't tell people that. It's kind of, you should be embarrassed. This is essential. She has to brag about how much money she makes.

Why, she probably even makes more. She has to undersell this shit to look somewhat, I guess, believable. She's like, yeah, I made $8,000 in a fucking day. I'll teach you how. Just give me 20 bucks. No, that's that's exactly what it is. And while she's on clubhouse, I hate these people with their metaphors that don't make any sense because it's like drinking poison and Expecting the other person to die. It's like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. I bet she came up with that one herself because that's

Stauphand. Yeah, that's retarded. No, that's a common one. I heard that. What's she talking about hating somebody? Yeah. That's one of those things they tell you when you're hating somebody. Well, I would cliche. I hate it. I hate her. I will say this might be either our new sign-off or our new sign-off. Let's fucking go. I think it's a good Sin-A. I'm gonna put that for the Pew-Pod. It's Sin-A. All right. I think I've exhausted my clips on this one.

Okay, I only have two more. In clip 20, she is once again, Greg Adosh is about what a dumb, frivolous whore she is, and she is a manifesting Jerry Bainfield in this one. Play it. Oh, nice. I can't even tell you how, instead of freaking out about my $3,000 a month rent or my $600 a month car payment or all the other expensive shit that I've been letting myself have

because I'm all abundance mindset. Money is coming, money is coming. You know, like my Kongan machine, that she was $5,000, but worth every fucking penny. And then I spend $3,000 at Aritzia, like, who do I think I am? You know what I'm saying? But I'm worthy.

Did she say she had a Kandah machine? What was the $5,000 item there? I don't know. I have no idea what she says, what she's spending all this fucking money. So what does that mean? But Americans and Pink like $3,000 rent bitch get a mortgage? Yeah, oh my house. What is wrong again?

This is someone who's a life coach explaining. They're doing everything wrong. I am spending way I don't even have I'm going to get a debt. I don't give a shit I'm just gonna spend spend and I'll teach you how to live your life like no I'm doing it better than you I have rich money Life is playing bumper cars Like, no, I'm doing it better than you. I have rich money. That's better at this video. Your life is playing bumper cars, essentially. Yeah. You're giving other people advice.

This is awful. You're going to be in prison soon, you slave. Rita, I owe a bunch of money on my credit card debt. What should I do? Oh, just get another credit card and pay it off with that. Ah, okay, thank you. What did I think about? This is what we're going to do all the answers.

Isn't that like Jerry Banefield though? Because I remember him coming up. Yeah, I used, you know, instead of getting two massages, $10,000 each, I just get like one massager week that's costing $10,000 or so now. I was getting all these massages, and then I decided I'll just take a bubble bath instead. It's like, wow, Jerry, you really figured it out.

You only cracked the code out of that one. And on my last clip here is more woo woo feel good, stupid, empty words, bullshit, clip 19. Find reasons to stay because it is the safer thing to do. It's the logical thing to do, but fuck the logical mind. It's time to show up and trust and surrender and actually do the thing that yours, your soul

came here to do. Like literally your soul came here for a reason. Let's, let's, let it live. Let's let it play. Let's let it like do something different. Go on an adventure. Fucking live a little. Fuck the logical mind.

So yeah, he just said, yeah, and then it's weird. It's weird that there was a file called, you do an offense. Carl, you do a show called the creep off. Yeah, she just had Carly you do a show called the creep off tell me did Ted Bundy's a soul come here for a reason yes Yeah, these are such empty words where everything has to be positive right there There was no bad in the universe if you get raped if you were fucking Jew in 1942 And your children get shot in the back of the head it happened for you That is the thing that is the whole and the whole secret thing Where they say but don't bad things happen. They're like yeah, but you don't realize even when bad things happen to a large group of people They all manifested that on themselves. I'm like, I don't I don't think every

Geodolka was a dick. I mean, they're probably a couple good guys, right? Yeah, I don't know if that many people manifested Zyklombie poisoning. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. So that's kind of what it's all about. Yeah, and also you got to hope that the person

that charges it, want to murder your rates. But other than that, I have to do a thick positive thoughts. Imagine being like pilot on the 9-11 flight. Well, I guess this is on me. I've been daydreaming about getting my jack all day. Hey, this is your captain speaking, guys. This one's on me. Everybody I apologize. Apparently I manifest this vibrating on the right frequency. If everyone could try to vibrate on missing the tower, that'd be great.

We'd really appreciate that. Oh boy. All right. This was a good thing. What was it? Sharing raw stories. Yes, this was a good pick. Trading raw stories.

Oh, sorry. Yeah, trading. Wow. All right. That leads us to our... Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. And this one comes in once again from Adam Thurow. And I believe we've had this podcast

as the Critz of the Week before, the Stoner Chicks podcast. And this is about as dumb as three or four bitches could possibly be within 15 seconds. How many miles up before you leave our solar system? Solar system or atmosphere. Sorry, you're right, Grace. The atmosphere is what Femime meant.

Several miles. Oh, wait, no, uh, plain cruising altitude is like 30,000 miles, right? No, nothing. They said was correct in that. Nothing they said was right. I know they're high, but not 30,000 miles high. That's too high. That's beautiful.

How many miles to leave the universe? Anybody know the answer to that? Didn't Einstein calculate that? Two, three. How wide is the observable universe? Like two second light seconds? Is that what that's called? Oh my god.

Correct. I know only kilometers, but I can't figure out the conversion. All right. Let's see if Tony from Hack the Moves is here. Tony, are you there, buddy? Hello? Hey, what's happening Tony? I how are you guys doing fan fucking testing? Well, pretty good laughing at jerks. It's my favorite thing to do

Yeah, I caught a little bit of that. Uh, what was it like the secret or something? What the fuck was going on? Do you guys want to just read? Yeah, so help books and certain podcasts explaining that we know everything about the universe? Sounds like fun. Yeah, you're just going to vibrate, bro. No, we got to use a different word, though. That's her word, the vibrate. Shimmer. Shimmer.

I like that. So Tony from hack the movies. Now he's been on the show before and we talked about Dune Diane Rayfield from How To This Get Made and I got a note from somebody saying Dune Diane Rayfield worse than I've ever you got I haven't listen to that show in a long time you got to check it out so I said that over to Tony and like hey we should we should check out this and he goes wow we already did that it's like oh yeah that's a good point but you brought up this other show movie bitches. It's a YouTube show. And did they somehow spawn from How Does Get Made or How Does Get Made was promoting them? Okay, yeah. So it stars

Avril Halley. If you listen to How Does Get Made or at least when I was listening, she was like a producer or the clip puller. She would get the clips for all of them. I remember toward the end of me listening to How To This Get Made. They had like one of those mini soads or maybe it was an actual episode where they're like, Hey, our, whatever clip puller just started the new show called movie bitches. And here's a sample of it. And it was like one of the worst things I've ever heard. And I think I think that's when I was like, oh, you know what? I think I'm done listening to this show. Yeah, they don't have very poor taste.

I mean, they're recommending shows that are unlistenable. You're like, oh, whatever they're aspiring to be is probably not good. They're heading in the wrong direction. Yeah, it's weird. Okay, so if these were just two random people, I really wouldn't have a problem with this show. But they are literally spinning off of the biggest movie podcast of like all time. Yeah.

And I think they record their show on their onboard camera mic. Carl sent me this show and I thought this was just a couple on YouTube. These are actually like big people. Well, I don't know who the guy is, Andrew. I don't know who that is. I know the girl worked for How To This Get Made and they promoted her stuff like multiple times. Oh my god.

But yeah, play, play clip number one just to get a sample of like what their audio sounds like. Cheers. Welcome to movie bitches. A retro view episode 13. Oh, it's scary. We reached our goal of 2,500 a month. We'll be setting more goals, so keep giving us money.

What did you say, Clue? Oh no, I didn't say we're doing Clue. Oh my God. So this guy is one of these like really flamboyant gay guys that you have to like or else you're a homophob for a side raise head. You can't call them out. Be like, you're really annoying. I don't want to hear you talk anymore. They're doing the thing where they're, you know, they drink a lot of wine and they have

giant wine glasses. Oh, it's, it's so fun. Yeah. I don't know when that became like a substitute for personality, but they have just, I don't know, the Andrew guy, he'll just randomly like mumble, play by clip 2, I can not, I honestly can't figure out what he's saying here. Because of all of you fabulous people who helped tweet and bug Katya, we got Katya to agree to bring you clue with us. What? We got Katya to agree to bring you clue with us.

We got Katya to agree a great interview clue with us. We got caught you in a great interview clue with us. We got caught you in a great interview clue with us. Yeah, it doesn't get more discipleable the more times you play that. Do you know who Katia is? I did not. No. I'm pretty sure he's someone from RuPaul's Drag Race because if you go to their YouTube channel and you sort by most popular, it's all the RuPaul's Drag Race. Because if you go to their YouTube channel and you sort by most popular, it's all the

RuPaul Drag Race reviews, like movie bitches, like this episode with Katia is the only one that is in like the first like five, six rows of their movie bitches channel. So the more popular for doing this RuPaul thing, which they should probably just review that. So this video had 175,000 views where they're talking about the movie clue, and the movie clue is not a blockbuster movie that everyone wants to talk about. So it makes me- I mean, it's a good movie.

It's a fine movie, but it's not necessarily like would be your most popular episode if you were reviewing movies. Yeah, yeah. I would love to talk about on my show, but yeah, I know there's there's definitely more popular movies you could do, but I guess that's one that he wanted to do. I don't know, he's actually way better than them on their own show. So let me talk about the format of their show because I was watching this today. Yeah, yeah. So I want to mention Tony, you mentioned like, when did drinking wine become a substitute for personality?

Well, apparently over six years ago because I went way back on their channel and they used to do the exact same shit years ago, six years ago. But back then they looked human. I said Carla screenshot actually, I don't know, unfortunately it doesn't translate to a podcast, but they look like they have personalities. They look lively. They're giggling at each other. They're having fun. It seems maybe they even had some wine and loosened up in their newer episodes. They're just daring at the camera, like soulless lizard people in front of a shitty green screen.

He looks like a gofers. She looks like Mortisha Adams with a lobotomy. They look awful. I don't know how you managed in six years to become worse and introduce a shitty green screen. I kind of feel bad for April because I feel like she might know a lot of our film and really wanted to do a show, but this is the only person who would go to show with her. All right. So you want to talk about their format for the review, Carl? Yeah. Let me just, let me just give you my take on it. And then you can tell me

what happened. So I'm watching this, and they're talking about the movie, Clue, and it's the three of them. And they're all just yelling out their favorite part of the movie. Remember when so-and-so said this, and they're like, oh yeah!

And then they go to that clip, and they show the clip of the movie that they were just talking about. And then it cuts back to them, talking about another part of the movie that thought was funny. And it's like, well, I would just watch Clue if I wanted to see all the parts that are funny. Yeah, that's actually my number four, their constant quotes.

If you can't play that. Is that what we ate? Is that what we ate? Mrs. Peacock was a man. It's so slapsticky. Yeah, it's so good. I'm trying to kill her in public. good. I'm trying to kill our public. Yeah, that is a great,

and public to kill. That's not a show. Yeah, you're right. Sometimes they bookend it with the clip that they mentioned. And like, on my show, I try not to like, I'll mention like a something that someone says, but I cut out me saying it and I show the actual clip from the movie or vice versa.

I don't, I try not to play me quoting it. And then the movie. The same time this is what I'm going to start doing on who are these pockets. Just see how it works out. I'm going to write down every word of the clip that I pull, read it verbatim, and then play it. I want to see how that sounds like it'll be fun, right? Who are these redundant assholes?

I didn't know the movie clue, which I know that movie really well. If I didn't know anything about that movie, I this review would have confused the hell out of me because they're just naming random parts. Yeah. And quoting the like one liners, but I, I don't know what the movie's about. They barely mentioned the board game. It's based off of at one point toward the end. They come up with a segment that's kind of

interesting. Like who would they recast if the movie was renaid? And then they cut it short. That's my number six. Uh, I, oh, I also started out. Who the fuck would be Miss Scarlet these days? Who would you cast as Miss Scarlet? Oh, Leslie, I'm worried because she looks the same. Uh, well, thanks so much for coming Thanks for her retweeting and making this happen. Thank you for patreon subscribers. Wow that conversation wants to go nowhere Well, so it's like who would you pick to play Miss Scarlett and then the guy says oh the guy who the girl who already played her in the movie And then they end the show to like wait

There's like a million characters of that. Who would you pick to play Mr. Greed? Like I was actually kind of interested and they're like, oh never mind the show so far. I want to know who's going to play the French chick with a giant tits. This I may just put it at our discord. Yeah. Can we look through? Can we look through good images?

I don't know. It was played. That was, that was an episode with a guest. And I think they were a little star struck. Okay. They are a little bit better. Yeah, if they're a little bit better when it's just them.

Okay, so they reviewed Tammy and the T-Rex. Have you ever seen that one? I think I have. Yes, we watched that. Yeah, I like bad movies. I did watch that one. Okay, okay. Well, if you want to see a review, I got one coming on my patreon. That's a plug

Pay me the t-rex and they have this like argument over the tagline for the VHS cover and like her co-host just Shoots down her like what she thinks the tagline is and just wants to keep moving on that's my number seven So this is not a good example of yes-anding, is that what you're telling me? Yes, okay. In this version, I have to assume he's more of a pet in the sense that it's like, oh, my boyfriend's brain got put into this robotic t-rex. I mean, it's still wacky stupid, but I guess that's more like the PG 13. I read it differently.

Okay. I think they're making an ice age joke. He's the coolest. He's a Ted and Town. Stop it. I think that's what I mean. No, because ice age isn't dinosaurs. They're dumb.

I think it's like, you know. But the T-Rexes are from like the Jurassic period. No, I know, but I think it's, I think they went for old I don't think so How many years ago were the dinosaurs T. Rex was like rtaceus I don't know how he just doesn't know that off the top of his head We all know that off the top of our heads, right? Like him shitty got her point now Like well, that wouldn't be the case at all.

He's like, yeah, but maybe it is. Like, no, that's not. I got another one. So there's like a famous character actor in the movie. Yeah. And he was on some commercial. And Abel's trying to describe the commercial and see if the guy is like can remember it from like the 90s.

And he has no idea what he's talking about. And then just tries to change the subject. That's my number nine. And he's the Aaron Burr got milk guy. You remember that commercial? God milk? When he calls it's like oh you've just won the contest all you have to do is answer who killed Alexander Hamilton. Hello for $10,000 sh- Oh, whoa Excuse me? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, then they say the other white meat and then it closes on that, right? Oh, that's not the one. Okay. I get it out rubber at that. Do you guys want to hear them talk about dinosaur dicks or their lack thereof? I'm sorry. Yes, please. All day. Yeah. So yeah, they try to argue if dinosaurs have dicks, which is a, I mean, that's a good argument. People don't know for sure. But they theorize how dinosaurs would have sex. And like, it's so fucking stupid. That's my number 10.

I think dinosaurs have penises. How dinosaurs prokary? Eggs? It's like, was there, or whatever? Yeah, some sort of, I don't know. Excitement don't entirely know. Okay. I don't know. If she had just, we're gonna, like, eggs and fertilization. We're gonna have to work. We're gonna have to work. It's like fish where the, you know,

lazy egg and the male just comes on the eggs. Yeah, yeah, okay. So she's like peed on him in some way and it, the juices and the laden egg and there was a hybrid. They did it. I mean, it was a male or a female T Rex. We don't know. We have no idea.

It was a robot T Rex, by the way, that's the part of the movie. It didn't have to work. Oh, by the way, so after this whole thing, I went down like a rabbit hole trying to figure out if dinosaurs had dicks or not. Uh, it's the time because that's not in the fossil record. So dinosaurs might have had dicks or cloacas because most birds have cloacas. Um, where's just a hole for everything that they shoot their sperm out into another cloaca. But some just cause you went down this fucking rabbit hole. Doesn't be that we are not

to. All right. No, I'm doing that. I'm doing this. But some bird like like, like, ducks have like long ass dick. So it's up to your imagination. You either a T-Rex had a clue. Are you telling me that that porn genre online where T-Rex's are fucking cars that's fanfic?

That's not accurate. It's a real. You know, it's, it's up for debate. So until until we figure it out, it's up to you. What do you want to have a cloaca or a dick? It's up to you. A dick. One thing I thought was interesting. Don't hear. Are we moving out from duck cocks already?

I wanted to talk. Yeah, I'm big on from duck. Bigger a dick is on a dock. You guys do that ducks are like really into rape we can talk about that for five minutes no I haven't clip that forward the female not to her But that's how little I give a shit about this I honestly don't care all right God All right, so number 11. This is how the audio, this is how the episode ends for Tammy the T-Rex, which is the huge audio glitch.

Oh my God. That was upsetting. Okay, and then my last clip, I listened to their cruel episode because it's one of the ones they did like over zoom. And surprisingly, their microphones that they're use to for zoom are a lot better, but they don't mix the audio. So it's either at a negative 24 or it's fucking peaking. That's a by clip. Uh, number 12, please talk about how good third of this movie is just a plot line from an episode of Emily in Paris. Oh, great.

Oh, God. Yeah. So again, if they were just everyday, Joe's, that'd be fine. But when you have the biggest movie podcasts in the world promoting you, how do you not have access to their same equipment? Like, filming in the same studio, what the fuck went wrong here? I don't know. Or just knowledge of post production, like shit like that can be fixed in post production.

If you have just a tiny bit of knowledge, I have to do something like that. And she, like, the thing is edited by the way, like, watch the video. It's like heavily edited. They cut out a lot of dead space and stuff, which is fine. But like, why wouldn't you get better likes for the goddamn thing? Like, the guys are missing the point, though, that they consciously made it worse. Like I said, six years ago, they just sat down in front of a camera. Now they're using a green screen. It takes more efforts to use a green screen and make yourself look worse.

You know, either the gay guy or the chick, they decided, hey, and let's make ourselves look shittier by sitting in a movie theater supposedly. I will give them credit though. They tried to green screen themselves onto their actual set. Like I did expect them to put that much effort into it. But yeah, that's all I have on movie bitches. I felt like I felt connected to this because like my current show kind of spun off of like a bigger show,

but I'm using like really good equipment, so it kind of feels the same. So to see someone else have a way better advantage than I ever could have. Just totally fail is just fascinating to me. So that sums it up. You're jealous. And this is all just jealousy coming out. I'm a vat to like fucking beat them in subscribers. Sue and I feel bad for them really.

Are you manifesting these subscribers right now, Tony? Is that what's happening? I already vibrating the green screen enough. Well, according to Reddit, I buy the subscribers somehow. I don't know. Wait a second. People are making shit up on Reddit. We are going to shout out to you. Subscribers, hang on. Can I give a shout out to your one fan on Reddit, Kumia grooms? Sure. Yeah, every time you mention me, not even the number show. Every time you name drop me, this guy has a mental fucking breakdown.

And then he goes into multiple different subreddits to bitch about me. And like sometimes like the dick show subreddit, They don't know who the fuck he's talking about Yeah, so he's gonna hear this and he's gonna have another mental breakdown. So you're welcome for that car. Well since you brought that up man There's also a guy who freaks out anytime. Shule is mentioned And he goes fucking nuts. He's like, Shule is the worst person ever existing sucks and everything and And he goes fucking nuts. He's like, shooly's the worst person ever exists. He sucks at everything. And the reason why I bring that up is because

we talked about comedy pot pie, when Shooly was at our show and those guys responded to us. So this guy was going to add us on Twitter over the week. This guy, Michael Lane Jr. And he was tweeting about how he demolished us dorks. I'm gonna wait a second. If you guys like, you obviously didn't listen to their response to your show.

And he has to put out an episode since, so we'll see what happens. But he thinks that he demolished us dorks in that. I think it was, I think it was Kumiya Group's his brain broke, because he was like, why do you try to weasel yourself onto everyone's show? And I was like, I was invited, and I don't think he could handle that.

Like, he wasn't ready for that. Damn it. That's a, but the narrative that I'm trying to push forward there. So anyway, so it's funny because, Shulia, I was messaging with him because he was listening to the show and he reached out. And I'm like, dude, I'm starting to get some shrapnel from this and he goes, those fucks are rookies.

I've been ripped apart by the Stern fan network. They make Reddit look like a daycare. I was like, okay, I'm using that. If you want to know what actually getting bashed on the internet is, beyond the Howard Stern show. Yeah. There's hundreds of thousands of people

who cannot wait to tell you what you suck when you're on air on the Howard Stern show. So, but anyway, we're gonna help produce the angry video game nerd. That's how I got thousands of people ripping me apart. I mean, it did decline in quality over the years. What do you get to do? I don't need to talk to the fucking car.

Oh, it was just a pretty damn good, or? I love that guy. I'm teasing you of course. And of course, Tony, you also, and I appreciate this, listen to the way it's episode of The Briefcase. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. Patrick Michael distracted our long, the briefcase episode,

and it was bizarre because he's doing like a radio show thing or at least he's pretending to be doing a radio show thing. So he's got this music, and it's a weird music bed, that keeps coming up and then coming down in between these like two-minute long clips of him talking about random nonsense. This is an example of him coming back from the music and doing the radio thing, but he sucks it. It's so bad.

He can't maintain it for even three sentences, it just follows a part. Alright, it is a cool 77 as you're driving 45 down the 109 and I am cool, poopy plopped it up and this is what I'm gonna go on step at a pop. Uh, no, who gives a shit, that's what I said. Oh no. It's a cool 77, is you're trying 45 down the 109. What? Wait, that's a cool bubble.

Drink it up 40. Ah. So I've never listened to a full episode of the briefcase. I've only listened to clips on this show. The whole music, you know, going in and out of music, that's new. This is breaking new ground. That's not in another episode. He's done it before, but not to this level.

And because he was spacing out all of his segments and he even came in. I didn't clip this, but he even came in at one point and said, if you're wondering why I keep going to music and then coming back is because I don't know what to talk about. So I have to gather myself and figure it out because I don't know what to talk about. So I have to gather myself and figure out. Speak of not knowing what to talk about. My number 12 is him introducing the topic for the episode. And it's the longest pause I've ever heard in a fucking podcast.

Today, we reopen the case on funny stuff, right? We reopen the case on Funny stuff right we were he opened the case on funny And for me, it's new funny. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

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so I want to point out I didn't I'd read you pulled that clip because he trips out of the gate so hard on that Usually starts to show off today We're gonna make the the case for and then they'll say what the topic is and he had no idea for Funny to make the case for and then they'll say what the topic is and he had no idea for funny. I don't know. It's funny. A good topic. So then after four minutes of just talking nonsense and trying to mask what he's actually

talking about, he finally says, I just started watching impractical jokers and I actually like the show and the surprise to him. And then he said something that offended me and the show I'm talking about with that Crazy long intro is in practical jokers and I just want to say This isn't me leading into eventually watching family guy or Rick and Morty or any other adult cartoons What is Rick and Morty have to do with the practical jokers? Why was it his first thought now? I get refused to believe he doesn't watch and memorize all the family guy. He feels like a guy who would know family guy like the back of his hand.

Yeah, I was surprised by that, too. I just don't see the connection between impractical jokers and Rick and Morty. Yeah, he's... The impractical jokers thing is fucking weird, because then he goes all about how the one guy is a standup comment comedian. Yeah, and he doesn't understand how that happened. And he's having like, it's so funny because the way he puts this together in his mind, he goes, sell volcano is doing standup. Why is anyone else doing standup? What the

fuck is their problem? To keep just be happy for the guy who does do stand up. So weird. The way he thinks is bizarre. And then he bizarrely segways into like, Shane Gillis? Yes. For some reason, then he said I feel personally attacked by this next fucking thing he said. My number 15. And that's why I think his team of guys they could really do something special and you know essentially change their lives and

the world of comedy forever now is that a lot to say about some random guys from Philadelphia sure what the fuck I'm from Philadelphia why is he doubting that we can change comedy I that that the guys an asshole. He said he changed the world through comedy That's an insane thing. I like and I like shankos. I just saw him do stand up recently I know he's got a special out and He's a funny guy, but he's not changing the world in any way shape or form And this is the compliment that he gives Shane Gillis after that But I watch the shank Gillis special and it is phenomenal.

It was so good dude. He just has a way on stage that I enjoy. It's something that I would pay money to see. You know? I think that's a pretty good signifier of quality at least in my head He likes it If there's one thing I know my Patrick Michael he only spends money on things that are high quality. Yeah, yeah He's like it's a signifier on quality because I like it a lot

I'm good money to see him do stand up. Well, I would hope so Guys, I think we're being a little too mean. After all, we are lucky that we even have the briefcase. And my number 16 will prove that. You've come to know what the briefcase is at this point. And you're lucky you're even getting an episode at this point. Because, hey, Ah. Don't want to do it.

You know, don't want to do it. Don't want to put in the effort. Not inspired. And not much going on, man. Not much going on. I got a list here, you know. It's no K list of things to talk about. I don't want to put it all in one episode. Because guess what? Then we'll run out. A little too much behind the scenes for me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So there's not much going on, but he has a list and doesn't want to run out of topics, but there's not much.

Nothing makes sense out of this guy's mouth at all. No, he's not inspired. Is the prop speaking of not making sense? I know you have this clip too, but he's so bad with the English language and understanding how metaphors work. Because what's even happening right now Are we supposed to be like oh god? Delta virus

Moose coming right the cows are coming home to roost That's a weird thing to say wouldn't it be that it seems more like roosters are coming home to roost right Are the chickens? I don't know the damn saying I didn't grow up on a farm. You know to be a farmer to know the saying To know the fish got a farm saying Even even if you got that right to see that the chickens came home to Ruse that How does it relate to the Delta variant? Like it just he doesn't understand what that saying means. It's like, you know the bad things You've done will eventually come back. He doesn't understand that that's what it is.

Well, the reason he connected that in his amazing comic mind is he was talking about the move variant. And then he said the cows will come home to roost. And then he said, I said that wrong because I'm not a farmer. I mean, it's honestly, it's honestly brilliant when you break it down because no one else would ever say that. You should go jump off a bridge number 18. Oh fuck I now what an asshole he's saying this. If Anthony Cumia and Opie are still Opie what is his last name Taylor? No I have no idea. Opie Harrison. I don't know. It doesn't fucking matter. They're irrelevant. but what I will say is for those of you out there that that might do a radio show or YouTube channel or have a Twitter even and

Opian Anthony are somehow your standard as To what funny radio shows or podcasts are supposed to be Jump off the bridge. Okay. Time's up. You're living in the past. That shit's dead. Not, not a bridge or a clip, but be bridge.

I don't know which bridge. Be Gary, Indiana bridge. I like that he's now trying to start shitting on OP. You might have competition soon, Carl. Yeah. When Patrick Michael comes on and goes, this OP guy isn't even funny. I'm like. You might have competition soon, Carl. Yeah. When Patrick Michael comes out and goes, this OP guy isn't even funny. I'm like, hey, wait a second, asshole.

My job. So this is the guy. Does he think you like OP? No, what's happening here? And I'll break this down because I'm learning a lot about the psyche of the strange man. What's happening is he knows that he could go on Anthony Cumius show.

He has the invitation to go on and he's scared. He's a scared little bitch. So he's trying to figure out why he wouldn't do it. And so he's saying, well, these guys are so irrelevant now. And other fans are old people and who cares about old people. He even says, because he's trying to trick himself into thinking he shouldn't do that, that he wouldn't even go on Joe Rogan. You know, even, and this is no bullshit, even if Joe Rogan was like, hey, you want to, or Joe Rogan's people, right, it wouldn't actually be him, but if his people were like, hey, we'd love to, love to have you on, we'll fly you out, we'll put you in a hotel and give

you a few grand for doing the show. Does he pay people to do the show? I mean, at this point point you might as well you might as well At least offer it. Hey man fuck grand. What's up? I was fantasizing about that. Yeah, I wouldn't even do that just for the simple fact is like why? Who get I mean his fans are old at this point as well Okay, they're old as fuck was his podcast been around for what 12 years I think the Patrick Michael suffers from imposter syndrome. Yeah, you know, I don't think you think

He's from stroke It's a confusing people. He's a confusing Joe Rogan with like Liter O P and Howard Stern or any what Joe Rogan with like, literally OP and Howard Stern or any, Joe Rogan, how is this podcast? He's only been in infamy for like five years. Not 12 or 16. The idea that because Joe Rogan's been podcasting for a while it means that everyone listening to it as old is a retarded thought to have.

And also not wanting older people to listen to your show is also a retarded thought to have. And the idea that he must be paying people to come on a show like all the people that he has on show are the kind of people who don't need to be paid That's a rich. They are you think Joe Rogan paid Elon Musk What's your hourly rate Elon two billion dollars? rate Elon $2 billion dollars. What's wrong? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah.

Oh, Jesus. I'd go on your show, but I'm going to buy another rocket ship. So unless you could give me the money that it would cost to buy a rocket ship, I'm sorry, darling. God. Yeah, that's great. So he starts to think more about the airline thing, about like how flying them out

could possibly get him on the show. And then he immediately goes back on it. That's why number 19. I'm certainly saying that there's more of an effect of this shit talking a roasting for face to face. So of course, you want to fly me out. There's more of a likelihood of a actual gusting on a show. But again, I'm not going to get into play. And so there, there's that. Whoops. I think he realized that that could be a possibility where E-Rock, Rijon goes, yeah man, we'll fly out.

And then he went, oh shit. I mean, no, I mean, I wouldn't get out of there playing, though, that's crazy talk. They're like, I fucking love to have it invite on the anti-cubia show. Like this guy doesn't know how good he's got it. Now I'm actually jealous. I know.

I'm just gonna tell you some movie pictures. I'm jealous of Patrick Michael now. That's what's amazing about it because in Patrick Michael's mind the only reason Why someone would have mine a show is to goof on him? For me to be invited on somebody's show in most cases. It's because they want to Rift with me or roast me or whatever the shit talk me essentially, right? They want to do it right to my face over the internet Thanks a lot Brandon thanks for fucking ruining it for everyone Brandon Still cowards they want to roast me right in my face instead of behind my back Inviting me on their shows

Yes, right me mean well always says, I will crush anyone. I'll go on their show and I'm so much better than them. I'll crush them and he's like, Oh, I don't want to do that though. Why not? If you're so talented, I think that'd be a good move for you. But yeah, then he fucking um, he ends up plugging his new show that I guess he's only a co-host of. And someone else does all the editing and stuff. He ends up plugging his new show that I guess he's only a co-host of and Someone else does all the editing and stuff. The show is not that new. It's been on since January But yeah, they do a weekly show about MMA and it's called don't leave it to the judges and

He was promoting this quite a bit during this episode. Did you a lot? Yeah, you have a clip that you wanted to play? No, I didn't have a clip. I just, I'm dumb with the clips. I just wanted to mention it. Let me play a couple other things from the show that stood out to me. Yeah. And he's, again, talking about how he wouldn't go on other people's shows, because he thinks

people should go on his show. He wants to be the guy. He's the important guy in this. Yeah. But then again, he could never just leave that thought out there. He has to contradict it. I want to be at the level where it's like, but then again, he can never just leave that thought out there. He has to contradict it. I want to be at the level where it's like, oh, you need my show. Not not. Oh, it's just there. It's something to take up time. I want it to be a necessity for a person to get a head.

Okay. And oh my God. It's not a Joe Rogan style of thing. It's more of a. Even if I had the power, I still wouldn't give you the time of day. So he wants to have people on his show because he's the leader and he runs the ship, but he still wouldn't have you on his show. Yeah. I've tried to get on his show. I came close to you fucking Instagram,

was fucking like commenting, and then they just never got fucking back to me. I was real upset about that. Two things. Two things, one, he just wants to be the one who gets to do the editing, right? He wants to be the one in control of what is eventually put out into the feed, too.

Good point. This is the mentality of an abusive person. Yes. I want you to need me. I want you to be dependent on me. What the fuck? Yeah. Creep. That's a very good point because his end goal can never actually manifest. See what I just did there? Yeah. You want everyone to like me and need me and I'll never give them what they want. But I want that to be a reoccurring thing that doesn't life doesn't work that way. It can't happen. So this is him going back once again to talking about high school. God is those four years of his life, I can only imagine what happened to this poor guy. I guess I'm clear with this. Stupid story that has nothing to do with anything I suppose besides...

somebody treating you like you're a kindergartner when you're in... you're seeing your year. And I had an English teacher that was very much that way. She would talk to everybody Like we were in the third grade Like hey man, we know how to use a mechanical pencil relax. Maybe you don't If a high school teacher was telling you how to use a mechanical pencil, maybe you were doing We're doing it. I'm not even stepping a little bit with it.

It's so hung up. Yeah. Dude, how old are you? I don't even remember high school or elementary school or anything like nobody does. He's so hung up on this shit. And it's shocking because there's no stories of between the ages of 20 and 30.

He's got nothing to talk about there, but between the ages of 14 and 18, he's got a lot of shit to talk about So that's unpacked from those years Yeah, yeah, there's a guy who he'll shoot up a school and you'll read his manifesto from like oh in high school This one guy give me a wedgie and you go he remembers that That's probably that have like 20 years ago. That guy's amazing This is him talking about how good he is a podcasting He doesn't even have to do the podcasting voice or radio voice now. Of course. I'm witty

I'm better looking I have a kind of voice guaranteed and that's I'm just talking. I'm not even adding any kind of special Skills to my talking. He's not adding any special skills to his talking. The way does that make it. I'm just witty. I'm just awesome. I have imposter syndrome, by the way. So what's a guy he's talking about me and he's saying how he's never heard my voice.

He loves to say he's never listen to my show. He's never heard my voice. He loves to say he's never listen to my show. He's never heard my voice. I think he said this a million times. I wouldn't be surprised if he just replayed a clip from an earlier episode, like, yeah, I know. I know. How many times has he done the same speech? This has been said, but this is a little bit different

because remember, he admitted that he saw me on the Chip Chipperson podcast, which pissed him off and got him to do a whole episode about it. But then he goes, oh shit, but I said I've never heard his voice, so he says this. I have 100% never listened to anything they've ever done. I don't know what their voices sound like. When this guy was on the fucking, the gym, Norton, Hackshow, whatever the hell that is, I forget now. When he was on that thing, right?

Didn't hear his voice one time I watched six seconds of it and moved on I mean you did it in his entire episode out of it you watch for six seconds of the move Don you're obsessed with it you've brought it up more times than I am it's hard to do I believe him you guys believe I feel like he genuinely has never listened to a word are these podcasts. That could be true I mean, honestly, if I was him, that's all I'd be listening to if there was a guy in the internet talking about me every week I'd be excited about that. Yeah, but he so hurts by it. I must genuinely avoid it. We're different people That's I don't know. Well, let's talk about the way his podcast is made. Kaya, listen closely to this. Tony's

already heard it and explaining me what the fuck he's talking about. Okay, the podcast is made like like ice. Okay, sometimes you see it and you can brace yourself because you're gonna fall, the ice is slippery, it's gonna make you fall. But then sometimes you don't see the ice and you will fall without fault. Now take that, however you will. But those of you out there know what it means. Some of you do.

Do we? What is he talking about? Anyone have a guess on that one? I Sometimes you see it coming sometimes he don't I guess that's how we that's how we make it fucking no I've slipped the so full disclosure. I've slipped on ice and fell on my ass before it was that Patrick manifesting himself in my Although we never heard your voice guy like. It's very possible, although we've never heard your voice,

guys, but it's very possible. So more of his lying where he says things and still in gender is the same thing and I love it, where they've already said something on the internet that we've clipped and talked about. And then they come back a year or two later and say the opposite. This is about the reviews it is shows get. Get those numbers up, get some five star reviews in, I don't ask for that shit because

I'm never ever ever going to look at it. I was close, I'll be honest, I was close recently. Really close to checking out some of the briefcase reviews. But then I said, I made a promise to myself and the listeners I'm gonna stand fucking by it, okay? He made a promise to the listeners after we reviews why do the listeners care? They're the ones leaving the reviews Also, he's done entire episodes about specific reviews that he's read or written episodes about specific reviews that he's read or written. Or written.

I mean, what's with, why is he so against, I mean, I guess if I was him, I, most of the reviews would probably be trash, but like, there's nothing wrong with looking at reviews of your shows. He made a promise. He made a promise. He made a promise. He made a promise. He made a promise.

He made a promise. He made a promise. He made a promise. He made a promise. He made a promise. He made a promise. No, no, by Tony, keep in mind. So I would assume that at this point, 99% of his listeners are us, right? W-A-T-P people. So even the five-star reviews are written by us. So he can't even do that thing that other people do where he seeks refuge and the five-star reviews. That's true. Even the positive shit is us. We got very confused when we started writing

like really shitty things that give him five stars. And he was like, oh, he gave five stars. What don't you like about him? But he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind if we give him money, obviously. But again, if you're paying me money, make all the fake accounts you want, daddy. Go ahead.

If you're paying me money, make a thousand fake accounts you want daddy. Go ahead If you're paying me money make a thousand fake accounts because if Carl's following the patreon good for him But up the dollars baby boy you got 800 patreon members. Don't do that shit. That's rude So I'll say it again I did used to give you money Patrick Michael on patreon you blocked me. I do not create sack accounts I'm not that guy. I have better things to do with my time. If you want my money, take my fucking money. He's like, girl, I'll still take your money, but just don't say your car.

That's not the way it works. I don't want the whole thing. Like I just, I don't want money from that particular name that you use. Like what the fuck? Who gives a shit? That's money. That doesn't like your hot dogs are

not. I was gonna say a good way to test if he listens to the show. I should just donate to his Patreon and see if he ends up blocking me. Oh, yeah. There's been a bunch of people who have been blocked on Patreon from Patrick Michael. So yeah, get out there, follow him, give him some money, send him a shooting DM or two and see what happens to you. That's so retarded! I didn't reply back. You know what I mean? If somebody is paying you, what do you care if they hate you?

I look, me, myself, on the official puck, as I have a lot of those, people who sent me angry messages, but you pay me five bucks a month. Like, I can't really get mad. I like you. It doesn't make any yeah, I can't really get mad. I like you. It doesn't, I'm not gonna ban you. So I will tell you something that when I was hanging out with Vinny in Chicago and we were going around and just making general asses of ourselves and I realized something about Vinny that's the secret to happiness.

All right, you guys ready for the secret to happiness? When you enjoy people booing you, everything is great. You cannot go wrong in life. Like, Vinny likes to play the heel and rustling shows and stuff, he's the manager of the heel guys and he gets all the fans booing at him and he loves it. It's his favorite thing in the world.

If Patrick Michael embraced hate listeners, he would be killing it. He would have nowhere to go but up. Right, like, yeah, Southern Jesse, you think, like if you want to come out here and troll me, like that's amazing, let's get as many trolls in here as possible, who go over the funniest comment about how much I suck or how bad my breath is today.

Like, why would he just embrace that sort of thing? I do that all the fucking time, like negative comments. I'll just mention it on the show and laugh about it everyone fucking loves it Like I don't understand why he takes this so fucking personally also if you set it up with Shit on me in the reviews. I can pretend that everyone wants me. I'm like no, I told this should not be it's great They just got the star count wrong, but that's okay. They'll figure it out next time. All of these guys in saying that, oh, I don't care about anybody's opinion, but also I don't read them ever. Fuck them.

Are you revealing how much you care? Yeah, you're very hurt. You're very fragile. I haven't had a child. I mentioned a hater on my show recently. Some guy in my comments accused me of believing in QAnon even though I've never fucking mentioned QAnon once in my life

Oh, that's that you and I were having a whole conversation about how Tom Hanks eats children Oh, come on, come on, what the fuck? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, slide to like scare me or cancel me. And then I just bring it in the show and make a joke out of it. It's like good material. I don't understand why these other guys like center and john and pager can't think of something similar. They just, they get obsessive out the comments and then go fucking nuts. It's almost like the internet's not a good place for them. Maybe they should have played the internet. It's almost like they're not fucking funny. They try to make this funny. Well, I have good news for you. Patrick and Michael are talking about doing a live show. And I know that I tease that on our live show. Everyone there was like, yes, I would go to that.

And I think he got worried about this. Honestly, I would like to sell out shows to you people to just have you sit there. I'll do weird random jokes I've written over the last decade and you can just look at me. Yes, I'm in. I would fucking fly. Where does he live, Gary?

I would fucking fly to go see that show. He said nothing and just stood on stage. I mean, he has to fly me in. But yes, of course I'm going to go to that. He did say we can just look at him. So we're not allowed to laugh. That's probably, that's a good thing. You can't react to it.

Yeah, it's a good sign of a comedian. just look at him so we're not allowed to laugh. That's probably it. You can't react. You can't react to it. Yeah. It's a good sign of a comedian. I don't want you to laugh at me. No interaction whatsoever. Just stare please. That'll be fine. When he was talking about that other show,

don't leave it to the judges. He talks about how he's kind of the co-host. He's the sidekick. The other guy runs the show. and he says something that is dumb. It is, he runs the ship, man, and I'm just the first mate. Is that water terms? I have no idea. It seems like it would be, right?

Is that water terms being the first mate? Yes, yes. That's a water term. Yes. I think he means like, Naval or notical, notical, notical, but wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, But if you have made it this far in this episode, you're a dumb sack of shit.

That is true, my friend. And that's fine. I also pulled this ice out for future episodes. This is boring. The whole thing. So Patrick Michael, thank you, sir, for another briefcase episode. We do appreciate that. And Tony, thank you for coming on the show.

Working people find your show hack the movies and everything else you're up to. You can find me on YouTube under hack the movies or go to hackthemovies.com. We have the video version, we have the podcast version now. So wherever you find your podcasts, patreon.com slash hack the movies. I'm still doing cast silver versus the pod monster. Still going strong, Carl. You were on that show. I was. I was. Yeah. Yeah. So you are. I think the only surviving Godzilla podcaster, right?

I think so. I think so. I think we won. We went on a couple of high eighties, but we still managed to win. Yeah. I'm not currently on cinemasque or anymore. So ready, you can come the fuck down, but you can always go back and watch the stuff I did on there, including my great AVGNs that I wrote, fuck you, Carl. And that's my friend. I mean, that's going back in a long ways, but as you know, I used to work at ebombsworld. That was one of the very first, like really funny viral YouTube personalities

that was out there, it was great. Yeah, yeah. And they even started their own podcast that you can check out, but for the Lubbock Hot don't review it, please I work with those guys, I'm gonna eat that. I noticed how you didn't say the name, good idea. Oh, it's better.

Tony, thanks so much for coming out. I can't wait to read about this say the name, good idea. All right, well done. Tell me thanks so much for coming out. I can't wait to read about this in the sub-riden later. Yeah, shout out to Kumio Groms. Hopefully, if you still have a reddit account, you kind of went off the deep end last time. All right, goodbye. All right, see you, buddy. Bye.

You know what that means. It must be time for... for uh... Gaky yeah All right, I want to start off talking about This card of electric thing and card of his is here. I wonder if Cardiff wants to talk to us right now. Cardiff, are you there buddy? He's spamming me. He's spamming him? You've already violated part of our agreement. I was supposed to be coming in during P-brakes.

I tried to forget about that. How are you doing? Kaya? Yeah, yeah. Why are you messaging me to unblock you as if I have the power? Talk to me when you're a citizen. Okay, so so Dr. Steve is a big card of electric fan. Dr. Steve was on your show, Cardiff. Dr. Steve is an old man. He has a noble man. I agree. COVID. He had COVID. Yeah, he's over it. Thank goodness.

So we also have forever, not just Dave. So he goes on Stuttering John show and starts giving him superchat money to tell John to unblock Cardiff because hashtag unblock Cardiff. As we all know, Cardiff, who is the biggest supporter of Stuttering John, the SJ Army, has been blocked by Center and John. It's crazy.

It is tragic. It's tragic. So I want to play this clip. It's about two minutes long. If you want me to stop it and pause it, please tell me. Is it so funny because he reads Dr. Steve's note because he has to. And John decides to lie at first and then realizes that like, okay, this is too obvious. And then returns like he just didn't know any better when he starts telling the truth. So I will see you here. On Thursday, thank you, Dr. Steve. Thank John. Please on block card of philanthropy. He's very hurt and always promotes uttering John Army wherever he goes I

Didn't block him block him from where here. I didn't block him. I don't know If he's blocked it wasn't me. All right, so already we're off to a good start Sorry, I will let's extend my apologies to Cardiff. I did not know that you were mentioning that I was stuttering John. Oh, I'm just trying to bring the awareness of trying to raise awareness to be on block Cardiff. I understand now. You have a big platform. I apologize.

I need you on every Twitch stream from here on out to talk about unblocking Cardiff lecturing. All right, so you justblocking cart of electric. All right, so you just heard the setup of this. He reads the question immediately. He denies it. I don't know what you're talking about. I have no control. I didn't block him.

I don't know. And then listen to this turnaround. I have no idea. You know, I, you know, I even said hello to him. I, you know, I blocked him from Twitter because he keeps on telling me shit. That's on Reddit. And I don't care about that. I don't on telling me shit that's on Reddit. And I don't care about that. I don't want to know anything that's on Reddit.

I don't want to know anything that's on any of these social media sites. They're a bunch of losers. All right. So he goes, I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't block him. I mean, I did block him on Twitter. Well, then wouldn't you think that that's what they're talking about? Would you assume that we're talking that you did block them somewhere?

If you heard the clip correctly, he said he said hello to me and that is true. Yes, because you were there on the YouTube stream. He'll take superchance. Did he pretends that he was hacked again and his moderate is blocked? Listen to this. He explains why he lied his blood. moderate his blood. Listen to this. He explains why he outliers blood. They're hateful trolls who have no lives who are relentlessly obsessed with me. And all they do is lie about me. And Cardiff, Electric felt the need to constantly DM me and tell me things that are going on on the site. After I told them,

don't. So I, so kind of props to you. This is the ultimate troll. Go ahead, I told you to know that this person called to retard this person thinks you're a bad boon. This person over here, the person thinks you're better. You're better, right?

John, we're all better. I was just trying to help John. Brazenwareness, really. The key moment was he was trying to error Kazane. Was trying to get Stuttering John on his show and I needed to warn him not to go on that role show. That's hilarious. Don't. So I blocked him from my Twitter accounts

because I've asked him on numerous occasions. I don't want to know Why do you tell me these things? I don't care what these people say they know where I am every day Pick what fucking liar back to the tough guy talk so he blocked Cardiff we're telling what they're saying to the line and then says I don't care what they say the way you're blocking people are telling you You what they say what's the difference that? No, yeah. Yeah, also.

Oh, yeah, a court if I, I don't know who that is. But who? Did someone block him? Oh, I blocked them because he was telling me about people that make fun of me. He knows the whole story. Ready? Yeah, he starts up by going out of the way you're talking about.

What could you be talking about? And then he's like, well, yeah. So here's what happened What's blocking obviously John made a mistake in blocking me. Yes, so that's why I started the campaign to unblock Curtis Raise awareness and maybe he was the answer and Dr. Steve Graciously donated six dollars to help me. Could you imagine? Could you imagine there's someone on Twitter who's tweeting about something you don't care about NASCAR okay, and they're care about, NASCAR. Okay.

And they're just tweeting about NASCAR all day. And you go to your block them. I don't care about NASCAR. Why do you keep tweeting about it? That's what John is saying right here. He's like, I don't care what anyone says about me on social media. This guy keeps talking about what they're saying about me on social media. So I blocked him.

I thought he didn't care. What do you mean he blocked him for that reason? Sounds like you do care. Sounds like you're buttered about it. If I had a guess. They know where I am every day. Pick with pub. I'll be there today right after I vote no on the recall. You have a problem with me. Come there. So I have to say just troll you, Jack. Want to be a tough guy? Come see me there. Okay, so, I'll beat it. I'll beat it.

Pick with pub. I'll beat it. I'll beat it. Do we have a problem? But as far as that, Dr. Steve, yeah. Go ahead. No, sorry. I was going to say, I like that he's been doing this thing where he's inviting people to

fight him. At his local favorite pub. Yeah. I'm there at 1 p.m. and the afternoon drinking 16 beers deep. Fight me, bro. I love that he says, I'm there every single day at 3 p.m. Right there, I bet. Well, that's embarrassing.

I don't know what you want to say that. But then this idea that anybody wants to fight him, no, we just want to laugh at you because you're a boob. You don't know the difference between, like, no one hates that or in John. We love him. We want him to do a show every day. We want him to get wasted and go on the internet

and stream it. What is he talking about? John, nobody wants to fight you. Nobody wants to like kill you. That's not a thing. We just want to giggle. I have to slap around a little bit. No, we don't slap it.

I have to slap it. No, there will no violence against that fat fox. We don't wish you harm. Let's get back to the clip. Just a little bit more here. You have a problem. But as far as as that, Dr. Steve, yeah, I don't want to know this stuff and, you know,

and Cardiff just keeps on telling me and I've asked him not to. I have no problem with the man. I don't dislike the guy. You should. Because he's trolling you for the fucking heart. He's strong about everything. Cardiff might be his biggest troll right now. That's a great guy. You're not a troll, you're not a

troll. I against haters and trolls on the internet. Right, right. Yeah. Are you telling me that you're not going to fight him at 1 p.m. at the local bar. I'll be there, Carter. I can't imagine.

I cannot imagine that the owners of that bar, and all the people who work there, want one of their regulars inviting people to come in and fight him. It sounds like bad for business, doesn't it? Unless you want to take care of him. Yeah, no, no. But he Unless you want to take care of it. He makes some rich. Keep that in mind. Like the alcohol industry makes most of their money off

of the whales just like gambling. Right. So, starring John, he may be single-handedly keeping the bar alive, man. And Cours Life. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right.

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Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. Cours Light was the go on the business right. for some reason the show's supposed to add in 15 minutes. And then Cardiff goes, oh, my mouse isn't working. I got to update a driver. And then they just keep talking for another 15 minutes. It's really well done. Did you like my Greg hamburger episode?

I did like the Greg hamburger episode. You're killing it, buddy. Keep it up. Well, the Cardiff Electric podcast network is expanding next week. Stay tuned for more details on our newest show. Well, or you can just tell people now while you're talking to an audience. Yeah. I don't think anyone's really listening. Okay, fair enough.

Well, thanks, buddy. Thanks for coming out. That's a more wrong sort of vibration, bro. Yeah, you're putting out the wrong vibration. But thank you, Carter. Nice to speak with you, Mr. Whatever your name is. Oh, you're been timing Kaya now.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Whatever your name is. Fair enough. That's that that's Cardiff Electric. Now right after that happens, area 51 puts in a super chat to tell John, because you know, his big plan is to go to DC and interview Republicans. So how are you going to find these Republicans? This guy has a helpful hint.

Uh, let's see, Area 51 Republicans don't hang out at the Capitol Club of DC. How do you know that's where I'm going? But anyway, Area 51, if you have a better idea for where they do hang out, please DM me. If anybody knows where the GQP hangs out in DC, please let me know. The GQP hangs out and DC please let me know because you know, I'll find them. I'll do my best to find it. How do you know that's where I'm going to go? So they're not going to be there. So transparent. So transparent, I love it. All right. So this is getting going back to an episode of Beer on the Belkene with David Feldman. Now David Feldman writes for Triumph the insult comic dog. So this is amazing because as we know, John hates Robert Smigel. He thinks that Smigel ripped off John's act from the Howard Cernshow with the insult comic

dog. So now we finally get a chance for John to explain that he was ripped off. And here's a guy who writes for triumph, who can maybe tell him that he's wrong about that, right? Should be fun. Let's hear how this works out. All right, so now you could, you know, I'm not trying to be disrespectful. Don't take it the wrong way. But I've always maintained that I, Ali G and Trium was like an offshoot of Stuttering John. Like, you know, all right, first, Ali G is nothing like try up to itself, Kavak, that's a totally different thing. It's not evenavak times are totally different things.

It's not even close. And he just called him triumph. Like, it's all Kavak, not sure that again. So stupid. He and triumph was like an offshoot of Stuttering John. Like, you know, like it was doing the same thing with me, you know, only in a different form. Like, I was like, all shoot of Stuttering John an off-shoot of Stuttering John.

Nothing's successful is because Stuttering John manifested it into the world. I'm gonna say that word too often. No shit. Triumph was a fucking puppet. But it was still asking stupid questions. Would you agree? I Think I don't know He's taking a back. He's taking a back by this question. He's like, did you or did you not read me off with the try

The atomic dog character He's like the poor Cassie remember you're under a mouth. I guess He doesn't know he wasn't not expecting this question. It's like that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard sir What's your hobby do I write you a check right now? I don't know I know Smigel's a big fan And speaks highly of you All right, so.

I'm so surprised. Really? Let's say no. Smirers and failures, he goes, what? No, it's ever said that. That's not something that is tracks, of course. Yeah.

Haha. So are you guys ready for the truth to come out about why Stuttering John doesn't like Robert Smigel? Finally. It's not because he thinks that Triumph, the insult comic dog, ripped him off. It's because he was disrespected on the tonight show. Well, I got a change. I got a change in the end of him because, you know, look, I'm never sensitive guy and

I would get sensitive in the old days and when he when he was on the Tonight show like triumph. I was the announcer, you know And he goes, you know, why is that a rjani? You should lose him He's you know, he doesn't do any, you know, and he was trashin me And I guess I took it personally So I was like fuck you smighle sm that? As triumph. Oh, triumph said that. Yes. Which is smigal.

So, all right. Oh, whoa. All right, listen to this. They bring on an insult comic. Whether it's a puppet or not, doesn't matter, all right? They bring on an insult comic who comes out and trashes everyone on the show. The band leader, the host,

Stuttering John. And John's doing one was just like What the fuck did you just say to be dog? So now David is now David's job to explain to John that he's a moron and that's a retarded thing to think when it insults coming Yeah that dog rickles guy was disrespectful to me Well yeah, that's kind of it's kind of a stick

He didn't know that's the bet You know he made me something a joke Yeah, that's kind of a stick. He didn't know that's the bet. You don't. He made me sound like a joke. So listen to this. David will be like, what the fuck is going on? I've never heard someone so stupid. Oh, and so trying to be so comic dog comes on J. Leno and says nice things about Kevin U-Banks and J Leno and you. That's the bit that

Triumph is supposed to come on and say nice things about everybody but instead he insulted you instead of doing his bit which is saying nice things about everybody. But wait a minute, he's trying to be in South comic dog. I know. David can't believe this. What did you want him to do? What did you think he was going to do? Bring you out birthday present? Were you expecting a greeting card?

What do you want Trump to do? It's so comic to do. When he's making an appearance on the tonight show. I just pictured John trying to fight this guy's hand. You know, it comes to that. All right, I figured this is great. So John explains why his feelings got hurt by trying to the insult. The puppet that's doing an appearance.

The dog. You know, I'm trying. It's a feather. Why is talking to her with me though, Dave. I'll tell you why I did because, look, it's not jaysfall, but the tonight show fucked it off. It's so drunk.

Yeah, well, yeah, he's very drunk, but also now the resentment is coming out. There is legit resentment about his time on the tonight show and it finally comes out. They bring me on because I was a great guest on the show. Right. I was funny and guest on the show. Right. I was funny and real at the New York thing and everything. And then when I get there, they want to stick me in the audience like a glorified heckler

and put suits and ties on me. Like they essentially, they paid for Stuttering John and didn't want Stuttering John. And then they put me in the audience. Welcome to Hollywood. So John's explaining that he was actually very insecure about what he was doing on that show and felt really bad about it. So when Triumph comes out and goes,

what is this fucking guy doing? He's fired up. John's going, well, they probably will fire me. He's all like insecure about it. So that's why he wasn't happy about it. Now, what David does, which is brilliant, because David's a comedy writer, he should not be explaining psychology to John,

but he explains that, oh, so this is a John problem, not a element of truth to it. So that's why it bothered me because of my get. Yeah. And it was like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm goes, wait a second, no, I hate Robert's Michael. So he's not going to back down. So he explains why he does hate Robert's Michael still. You brought your own baggage. Yes, to that situation. I did.

And it had nothing to do with triumph. And I had nothing to do with Robert's Michael. Nothing to do here was a guy. Here's here's Robert's. But he also never said hi to me when he was in the green room Never was nice to me He didn't you know he like he like he ignored me So just like okay, what else can we be I can't imagine a puppet goofed on me when that's the whole

Just like, okay, what else can we do? I can't imagine a puppet goofed on me when that's the whole stick and that's the bit. So what else can we do? Oh, he was disrespectful to me when I went to say hi to him before the show. What's the opposite of an imposterous syndrome? A stubborn child is like, I was there. Yes.

I earned the, I didn't notice. I was in the grain room. You're right. Nobody was showering with compliments. I wish this guy had some imposter syndrome going. I wish he felt out of place a little bit like, I shouldn't be out the tonight, so correct. You don't blog because it's an I show, Jan.

I don't know why the camera's even pointing at you. It doesn't make any sense. So this is great because David's Roberts writing partner, they know each other very well. So he has to now explain to John that right before a airing of the tonight show is not a time that you want to get chummy with everyone, you probably need to go over your notes. You might be a little bit nervous. A million of people on television are going to see you. It's right before the show is going. Is it conceivable that triumph? The Enselcomic

dog. That that that that's a path to the bottom lake. It could be that triumph in Selcomic dog might be preoccupied in nervous going out in front of millions and millions of people doing the number one show in late night. He is thinking like, I don't think so. Guess what? I'm J. Lennon. So, J. Gosnell can't possibly be that. And then he goes on to explain how much Michael wasn't even the first guest. He goes, no, because there were four.

No, I was before even went out. He had put it in time to prepare for the show. The other guy's like, could it be just a good show? John's like, nah, nah, no, no, that's not it. It's not it. It's not it. John. So then the question is, well, did you try to talk to him

after the show when maybe his nerves would subside and he could be have time to like have a conversation with you. Because that would be really the true test to like whether Robert's just a dick or maybe he just wasn't in the right hat space before the show to have a long conversation with a settering moron. And John's reaction to this is priceless. This is this is the clip of the damn column it right now. You've you've done panel. It's nerve-wracking.

Ah, did you walk up to him? Did you walk up to him after his I was pissed about that. The fact that he has something to do. Yes. Right. So maybe it's your fault. I want to go behind a council and be to shit at him to be out. What do you think what happened? What do you think would have happened if you walked up to Triumph after his set and said hello? When he had no pressure? No, no. Hold on, I gotta pause this.

Notice how David's saying Triumph instead of Robert, he's treating him like a child. What if you had talked to the puppet after the camera's robbed? Do you think the puppet would have been nice to you then? I had just figured it out by then. No, I didn't even know what to say. That's a clip to get. Did you talk to Tri up after the show?

No, you fucking that dog. Did you point to his butt where you were hurt? Did you pick up a cigar? Where would he drop it out of his mouth? As he was insulting you with your family? It's the same attitude. He had less. We got no, no, no, no.

What was her name? Alisa? Yeah, we used to do her data. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah her like when she was at some point she asked a question he was like no no no no no no no no no no I'm not but hurt I'm not but hurt so it's a better shit no I'm not better no I'm not mad it's like his parents are scolding him and he's lashing out. This guy's just explaining to him like, John, here's a plausible scenario.

And by the way, I'm really close with Robert Smigel. So I'm speaking from a place of knowledge and understanding. And John's going, nope, nope, that's not it. No, I'll do it tomorrow. So here's the rest of that. I'm like, when he had no pressure. No, no, then I would have went behind a cow. I want to send a smuggle.

You do my act only with a puppet. At least I did a face to face. You're doing with a fucking dog. So after this, David goes on to explain. That's not really fair to Robert. You're bringing your own resentment and looking for a reason to dislike him now. Because Robert Smuggle is using the puppet because it as hilarious and they came up with this character.

I think it's from Conan, right? Originally, because he was a writer and Conan the Bryan. I think so. I think it's where he originally showed up. And it's like Don Rickles. It's not Southern John. It's a roast comic. It's an insult comic.

It's funny. Yeah. It's really funny. Right? The insult comic dog is great. When he was goofing on all the people in line for the Star Wars movies, fucking some of the best television you've ever seen. So, so the idea that John is going on there

and going, he's ripping me off and just using a puppet and David's going, well, I don't think you understand. Like we developed this character together. I mean, we know of you. We've seen the Howard Stern show, but you're not the first person to ask people in salty questions. You must know that. Right.

I'll play you one more clip from this show because he then goes on, and I have a bunch more that we have to get to in future episodes. He then goes on to talk about Sasha Baron Cohen and how Ali G character ripped him off as well. And he explains because David goes, well, you know, Sasha Baron Cohen's from the UK and, you know, they developed that character decades ago. It probably had nothing to do with Stettering John who was on the Howard Stern show out of New York City.

You know, maybe, you know, people influence others, but nobody's going to take away what you've become. Oh, no, I know that. I know that. I'm just saying, like, when Sasha Barron Cohen comes on tonight, so, right? He has to be aware. If he's not aware, I mean, well, he's from great Britain. There's a good possibility.

David, David, David, the issue was all over Britain. It was played. It was the top. Everybody knew Stuttering John, like they knew there's no way that somebody could come up to him and say, Hey, you know,

you know, Stuttering John does does this say, hey, you know, you know, southern John does does this kind of shit, you know, in his mind, stunning John was all they were talking about over in the UK in the 90s. In the UK, you know, people came up to Al-E-G and they were like, dude, like, that was funny, but did you just feel like stuttering John's joke? The sugar in the future. I never said that. So the guy who, they don't know you exist.

He released a Borat too. And nobody, do you guys think stuttering John's set there, wandering, if he was gonna get a check? I think he does though. I think he's that level of delusional. The fact that he's saying this to a guy whose front is a rubber smile. He's not doing it at all. So the guy who sent me this episode and sent me a bunch of things to clip, Jackie Marlow, who's helped out the show before.

He told me, and this is what he knows, is that the E network Howard Stern show was on in the UK on like the third rate cable network. It was not something that was on in major markets at all. And we're talking about, I'm going to say pre-internet. I know the late 90s there was the internet, but not like it is now. There's no way people were like sharing clips of the Howard Stern Show and the UK back then. They had their own radio personalities.

They didn't go fuck about the Howard Stern Show and the UK. And here's this delusional moron going, I obviously just stole it from me. And even Dave was like, well, I mean, it's probably not though. I mean, can we all agree, probably not. Ha ha ha.

Even if you listen to that word search over day, it is, it's not like she has not even close to Stuttering John. It's not even close. Stuttering John is actually who he is. Right. He's just stuttering more on because he's just stuttering more on this where they put him out on the street.

Ali Jusper's hiding to be someone who's dumb and didn't understand what kind of questions he was asking. Yeah, he did three different versions of that act. Right. In his show, which was fucking brilliant by the he did three different versions of that act. Right. In his show, which was fucking brilliant by the way. Brilliant. So insane. All of which sucked.

And the beginning of this interview was insane because they're talking about, so David has to kiss John's ass a little bit. Like, oh yeah, I know I'm a big fan. And talks about when, Stuttering John was interviewing Jennifer Flowers or asking Jennifer Flowers some questions at a press conference. And this is during Bill Clinton's presidential run, his first run in the early 90s. And John takes credit for Clinton's presidential run continuing.

And I never forgot 1992. And I never forgot 1992. Yeah. 19 on Jennifer Flowers. I saved Bill Clinton's election by that fucking press conference. Reporters have said that I made it such a freaking mockery that it kind of freaking saved his fucking chances. He saved the Clinton presidential rod in 1990. Reporter,

said, reporter, said, he Googled this. Reporter, said, people said a lot of they have not, John, that's hilarious. Oh, he said,

so imagine being saiderin, John, and thinking about yourself the way that he thinks about himself. No wonder he flies up the handle. People like, you know, you got to suck them, right? What? How the most amazing first ever exists we're talking about? He's so delusion. I love it. I love it. That's all I got for John. I apologize. Like I said, I ran out of time.

I had to turn more stuff to get to, but there's this guy, a debone who sent me a note, it reminded me, forgot about this, I don't think anyone's brought it up on the show before, but on the serious XM, they did a thing called the Stern Spotlight, and it was a best of compilation of the Howard Stern show based on different characters that were on the Howard Stern Show years ago. So they had one that was Billy West, they had one that was Jackie Martling and then they had one of the Stuttering John and what they did was not only did they compile all the different bits that these people were apart of but they also had them come in and talk about it. So I don't know if this exists anywhere, if people can find it online, but Stuttering John

was most certainly hired by Sirius at some point to go in and talk about his time on the Howard Sterns show. The company that he's now suing and saying the never had permission to use his stuff, he was a willing participant in them reusing his old stuff going back to 2008, April, 2008, when that originally aired, Stern Spotlight. So thank you for that information. I forgot all about that. And that's kind of blows up his entire lawsuit.

I would imagine, but that won't stop him. That's what's great about John. Yeah. There's no way that'll stop him. All right. Kaya, what have we done today? A lot. We've done it all.

We talked about trading raw stories. Trading raw stories? Yeah, stoner chicks pod. Yes, and some airplanes are 30,000 miles in the air. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe if you like own Amazon, your airplane goes that high, but even then.

Um, but, I forgot to say that, uh, Josh from Kiwi Farms was talking about me on his show, the other day, he called, uh, he called it, uh, what are these podcasts? And he said it is a show for boomers. Thanks, Josh, thanks for the shout out.

Always appreciated. Comedy pot pie still thinks that, uh, that they're getting over on us and they have more listeners than us and that we're using them to get ahead. Movie bitches is an obnoxious YouTube show. The briefcase is amazing, centering John is the best ever. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The T-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D Hello everyone, you are listening to We Saw the Devil. This is Robin, and as discussed on the previous episode, this episode was intended to be a bit of an interview. Brittany came up with the idea of interviewing me, so you listeners can get to know me a little bit better, get to know my background, why I founded this podcast, what I do in my free

time, what I'm like, while simultaneously eating disgusting snacks that are Patreon patrons, basically picked out to torture me with. That was the intention for this episode, but over the last few days, a case has developed. It is a really devastating case dealing with a missing woman and it's kind of taken the nation by storm, so I, for the last few days, have actually been just deep diving into this rabbit hole and of course we had to talk about it. And that is the case of Gabby Petito. So this episode in its original form ran a little over two

hours. And guys, that's a little long for one upload. So I'm actually breaking this episode into two pieces. It also seemed a little inappropriate to have a fun episode with lots of laughter, coincide also with something that is time sensitive and devastating as the Gabby Petito case. It just seemed completely wrong. All right, this is a show called We Saw the Devil. You heard or explain it to true crime podcasts. This came in from Richard Lucas, who gave me a number of reasons why this would be a fun show to review. So I am looking forward to that. We haven't done a true crime show in a little while and those are always in raging. The review missing persons cases as they eat chicken nuggets.

Yeah, it's going on here, really. This new Dorito flavor is a bit spicy. Speaking of spicy, you should see these images. You was putting on Instagram, every before she disappeared. Look at this bikini, she's wearing Ula-la. Jesus Christ. All right.

That'll be fun. So definitely tune into that. Now, Kaya, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show. It's been a minute and I always love talking to you. You were fantastic today. I know you don't like it when I promote the official podcast, but you also have a Twitch stream working people find you. They can find me at where these calm. Okay. I like to go on the podcast.

That's pretty much it. I also go on this one show the creep off calm. I think that's the URL, right? So you're promoting this more than I am and Vinnie's gonna fucking give me another lecture now Go again Vibrate over to who are these calm Subscribe Manifest yourself as a five dollar patron to the Carl's cuz a ruse fun fact about Vin many his vibrations are the same as a cheeseburger It's really impressive

It's able to vibrate just like I can never get you that I'm gonna go fuck off eats fast food, bro So thank you for having me on I appreciate it's you're the boss. Thanks so much for coming on I'll talk to you again soon. Thank you. Bye bye. So please join us again next week and it might be that we find out what's for. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every partner.

Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I'm down to show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Alright, that's where music usually plays. But instead, let's get to the net news.

From the WATP subreddit, Krogerfan88 posts, I like that Karl thinks hamburger is a funny name unlike his real last name. Proud Soul Riffs? What are you talking about? Hitler is a fine last name, a soon-a-curreda forever. When I first listened to Kevin Ara W ATP and one of them would bring up Carl's name, I always thought it was a bit. Making up absurd last names. Brian W 508. I love Vinnie on the show, terrific episode. The dynamic these two have is great. They should do a show together sometime. From the Who are these podcasts Facebook group, Cheryl says, so happy he's starting to take it seriously again. Oh good.

And she retweets OP's comment, RIP, nor McDonald. For real, God is fake responds with, you are so amazing at radio. Why don't you start a good new podcast with a studio? It's such a waste not having you on the air. OP radio, thank you. Honestly, I needed a long break. Starting to take it seriously again. Have a good night. Chad comments. So OP will now have Norm McDonnell Memorial T-shirts on his

website with the proceeds going to Norm's family. I only say this because he still has hashtag Reweezing Merchising merchandise in his online store. Chris points out, at least he didn't freak out at that guy for not realizing he had a huge YouTube show, and from the WATP Discord chat, SuperRadicalLutra writes, My Carpool Buddy, who recently got into WATP, has come to the conclusion that Stuttering John is a talentless hack. And Patty C. Cups isn't good at podcasting. Dr. Quirty is first in line with,

boom hot tape! Weage asks, are you doing joctober again? I think you should bring on Eric Zayn to review Sit Down, Zumak. Stop the clock six claims, Zayn is my favorite guest slash non-regular co-host so far. Weage responds with the very quotable, the people that can laugh at themselves become great co-hosts, the ones that can't become great segments.

Michael gets flirty with, the internet news girl's voice is 10 out of 10, and hot black But it's a girl. Oh, very good. Lots of fun stuff happening all over the internet. So we don't have any review girls today. Where's the broads? KC isn't feeling well. Vic was texting me something just now. I don't know what it was, but do we have to do another contest? Cause this is like two weeks at a row now.

We don't have any review girls. Should I just get band brand to sky back? No chicken, no cow, no goat. It's a fuck. Do you think we can get band brand is guy? I hope so. To come back, he's probably still upset that he didn't get the job. He's totally deserved. Yeah, I know. How about that? All right, let's listen to some voice mails real quick echo first time on a collar you know i think a big of a break from listening to you and like you know jackass is like dick so you know i come back about a week or so and your your fuckers did a live show

you know keep it keep my you know you don't know this but i i got to school by a ride test and you know like why the fuck did you not to one of your hometown first like that seems like a smart thing to do and that way i don't want to go to some shit hall like chicago and i uh... drive you wouldn't know about it so you just said you were listening to all this time

is why i didn't do a local show i just seems like if you actually have a function of brain cells you think something like that but it's not like a Rochester's a shitty town or it or something like you know shit like co-actors up in the like went so your income's got nothing like that

but i know you're a fucking idiot carl and i go fuck yourself Why is your brother keep croggin? It's enough, buddy. You grant oh Boy someone was suggesting that card of electric be the new review girl. I wonder if card of electric would do that gig He says yes, all right card of get some reviews ready for next week. He's got smooth, creamy voice. He does. The zodiac killer.

Notice that. All right. Let's see. Someone did a promo for me here. This is Steve Blum when you're listening to the Who Are These Podcast Network? Good to be yet. All right, very good. Karate says he has reviews for us right now.

Cardiff, you want to come back on the show? I feel like I'm running current friends. Cardiff, what's up? Why do you got a review for us? Yes, I have a couple from the internet. This show sucks. I always just spit my drink all my computer. That's a pretty good one. Is that a five star review? Yes. This guy gets it. What else you got over there? I agree with the last review. They're really piling out over there. Jesus.

All right. They're not very witty, but accurate. Thank you so much for coming out now. Get the fuck out of here. Get lost. Go up next. Stephen Wright. Jesus.

All right. Back to voice, ma'am. That's a pretty good audition. Now I got to give credit This is a message for better and John Melendos. Oh Fuck okay Stutter John this is even at 12. This is actually it's sincere comment look in the mirror Think about what you say to people and how you say it

Dude you are Donald Trump you and Donald Trump have so much in fucking comment Well Donald Trump's much more successful than Senator jade became the president of the United States and John runs on a cockroach in the party but okay, I'm listening. It is hilarious and this last episode It's just breathed it And this last episode is just breathing it. But the problem is Donald Trump can fucking take a joke at scenes or somehow somehow that guy So Donald Todd is coming out on top. It's like like, that's what I'm like dude, I don't know, love it, don't change the you, but my God,

fuck yourself, everybody. All right, that, I mean, the reveal today that he's been lashing out at Robert Smigel because an insult comic puppet made fun of him on the tonight show over 10 years ago is incredible.

Yeah. Even for Southern John. Yeah, he surprises me every week. He does How can that be? It that's a good point because Patrick Mikey was doing these just like oh, I'm the Baston. I would never go on there. I went out. I've heard this Sudden John just comes up with new shit It's impressive. All right, let's keep going here Hey, Cole, I'm listening to the new show here. And I'm just trying to curious how we make it to the voicemail segment.

And all of a sudden we're talking about Stutter and John again. That's crazy. So Stutter and John voicemail segment now. That's nuts. I like the new format, kid. I like where the sound is going. I like where it's going. I need to. Thanks, honey. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to say, like, I'm sitting here at home because, you know, my work doesn't

believe that I don't have COVID even though I've came to negative COVID testings. I'm sitting here getting drunk and having a couple of coughs. And just listening to some of the episodes, and I just love that new chick. We should like, yo, what's the phone saying? This voice mails over. I do like Becky out of that, too. I thought that was pretty fun.

I think it sounds like this. OK, folks, guess what? The episode's over. Is that going to gonna maintain or do we get this one? Let's fucking go! Ooh, the way she says go is so annoying. Alright, this is a fan of Alisa Jordada. Hey, Carl, you should have Alisa Jordada from Kermating friends on more often, but only a vinyt also there because that means more flirty viny. And also means that I would hate for fuck. God damn it. No.

Shit. Fuck. Fucked it up. I fucked it up. Give me a moment. I'll give you a moment. That's prep way, Rick. He tries it. Got here. I did like flirty video so weird hey Carl I also agree that you should have a lease of short on on your show more often but only a Vinnie's there because that means we get flirty Vinnie and if we get flirty Vinnie then that means that oh I don't know you would hopefully never imagine that fat folks foot long chili dog going down to her deep dish pie maybe you'd want that right you're not pushing that right now, right? Because we all know how much you love watching fat people suck.

All right, dude. Call them a back. Prick boy, Rick Gell. First version was better. Yeah, I agree. It's something I'm going to bat. That was pretty funny. Thanks.

All right. Last one that I have here. Hey, Carl, I was just wondering when you're going to have a Lisa and Vinyon again. Uh, because, uh, I hope you put Vinyon in a separate room because I kept hearing his boner not going against the, uh, the desktop. Call me back. Wow.

People really like, there was chemistry there, obviously, between Viny and Alisa Dernata. Yeah. She invited me on Kermit in front. Hmm. The problem is she records during the bill's game. So I said, uh, Alisa, that's not going to work for me. That's, that's not going to work for me. No, noon. I'm from New. Get the fuck out of here. So, uh, you know what? We should have around the creep off though. I just, I want to get a flirty video of the creep off. That'd be funny. Mr. Jordanal.

Uh. Do you like pizza? Would you ever want to eat pizza sometime? All right, and that's all that I brought. Producer Chris, what did I miss today? You have, oh, we should do a correction segment. All right, what did I get rock? Go.

You said exactly three times. OK. You didn't say the word picture or picture. Okay, God. I do try to avoid that. I'm like looking at photos and images. That's my new thing now. That's a good image that you've showed me there. I enjoy photos. You don't seem nearly as hungover as I am. Okay. You played the same show I did, right? Oh my gosh. The ice it tells performed a show last night in front of a dozen doesn't oh a dozen fans tens that's something else yeah tens of employees we played at a place that requires uh vaccine cards and that didn't go over with our go-go dancers or our

fans apparently but oh well we'll get him next time right buddy yeah okay I'm gonna keep this thing going alright okay folks guess what the episode's oh I gotta go goodbye goodbye I don't know who gives a? Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. Ah, Carl. I love you. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink. You hate me.

Great. Goodbye.