Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep278 - We Saw the Devil

Episode Date: September 26, 2021

This week we listened to two women who don't just report the latest true crime news, they do their own investigations. By investigating I mean they look at instagram posts. Very impressive stuff.   Andy joins us this week to discuss the easiest podcasting format to monetize, Stuttering John's bitterness toward Ali G and Triumph, Jackie Martling's street jokes, and Opie's inability to run his own show.   Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

cringe cannot exist in a vacuum it needs to be observed episode 78 you know what I miss penis are you a boner guy and then let the boners begin oh you cause cause a row It's showtime. Who are these podcasts the only show hosted by a guy would probably still bang Gabby Petito Before being honest. I'm your host Carl hamburger with me this week a man who's so full of himself He sold his own stickers in our live show. It's Andy. Let's talk shit Please go to who are these dot-couting or email address voice my number link to our sub or to the discord server link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel And of course that lead to our patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every month That leads to our Patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every month. Dick and I just did the crossover episode this week. We just put it out on Friday and that includes video.

If you sign up to Patreon, we had Vinnie here and of course Sean, the audio engineer was on there as well. So a lot of fun to be had. Also we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called We Saw the Devil. This was a suggestion from Richard Lucas. We have both listened to this separately.

We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Robin and Brittany. And this is once again a true crime podcast with two women who read the internet, right? And then act like they're doing a deep dive in diversity. This is this is them explaining what they do. You were listening to We Saw the Devil, an investigative and conversational true crime podcast that deep dives into fascinating criminal cases that are solved,

unsolved are ongoing. Well, isn't that the only things that they could be, they're either solved unsolved or ongoing? Correct. And it's investigative. Are you pounding the pavement? Yeah, I know. I'm knocking on all the doors and scouring the Wyoming desert, facing persons.

That's the thing that bugs the shit out of me with these people is they think that because people listen to their podcast, that they're the authority on the subject matter, nothing's ever been solved because of you. No. No, okay. So I have two examples about that.

Okay. The first one is they talk about the deep investigating that they're doing on Instagram. Now this is the Gabby Petito case that they're talking about. Sure. Sure. But the Instagram posts themselves,

and this is something if you are interested in this case, again, both of their Instagram pages are up. Go take a look at each person's posts. Many captions, apparently more than just one, have posts that were edited multiple times. In more recent posts, Brian was actually tagged multiple times in each post. Like, if she would tag him multiple times

in the same post even though, like, obviously only one is necessary, right? To tag someone. Which is unlike her. Like she's very savvy with Insta. Also, the language doesn't appear to be language that Gabi had previously used. Her Instagram liked all of his posts, except for the last two. And then also for these last two Insta posts on her account, location services was actually off on those.

That's fascinating. please go on. The case has been cracked. Yeah, FBI, don't bother, we got this. Yeah. We got Robin on the case. We're dissecting her insta habits. We got it all figured out. And the way she's tagging her boyfriend,

I mean, obviously we have all the answers we need now. This is another example of something true crime shows do the bugs that shit out of me, where they think they're talking to such a large audience that they're going to be the people who find the missing person. We're going to put it out there on our show. Don't worry. We'll find this missing person.

Here's a description. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, several tattoos, including one on her finger and one on her forearm that reads, let it be. Does anyone not know what Gabby looks like at this point? She's plastered every time. It's all over major news outlets. You don't need to describe it in audio format. No, not helping anyone.

Wait, a blonde haired girl with tattoos? I think I saw her. A blue eyes? Yep, that's definitely the girl that I saw. I saw her on point of last night. I saw her in her sister. It was amazing. They looked very close to identical twins. But Andy, what did you pick up on from this show? It's a good thing this case is happening because

what this show was supposed to be before this dropped, sounded like a ripoff of two different things. Let's hear clip two and this might sound familiar to you. Hello everyone. You are listening to We Saw the Devil. This is Robin, and as discussed on the previous episode, this episode was intended to be a bit of an interview. Brittany came up with the idea of interviewing me, so you listeners can get to know me a little bit better, get to know my background, why I founded this podcast, what I do in my free time, what I'm like, while simultaneously eating disgusting snacks that are Patreon patrons basically picked out

to torture me with. So, I mean, this sounds a lot like the financial feminist where the host of the show had her best friend interview her because we just have to know more about her. Not that I'm so popular, you guys probably have a ton of questions about me. Yeah. And didn't Patrick Michael come up with this concept of people mailing him disgusting things to eat and him just eating it. Oh, I don't remember that. Yeah, you just had it was like two episodes ago. How do we mail? He said he would eat anything. There's a PO box or something for Patrick Michael. He can mail stuff to him. Yeah. Is that true?

Well, yeah, I post it at the show notes. I think we should all be sending correspondents to Patrick Michael. Cause the guys dropped by the ball on podcasting right now. It's kind of, when we did the bonus show with Dick, we always do a Patrick Michael segment in the middle. And we did Dead Town with them reading ghost stories. Now that show went off the air and I think June or July. Unfortunately.

I know it's such a great show. But it was because I couldn't find more recent stuff and maybe he's got three new podcasts. I don't know about yet, but I couldn't find any stuff that he's doing right now. I'm refreshing the briefcase for the last three days. Hopefully something new would come out. I've been doing that with how many pot pie. So how many pot pie? I don't even know that one. All right. So that's the guy Michael Lane Jr. who they came out season two guns of blazing calling us out for our review of their show.

Oh, okay. Right. Yeah. So it's him and his friend Alyssa on there and they came out and they were like, oh, yeah, these guys suck. We're way better than them. Okay. We got way more listeners, all this stuff.

They announced that there's season two. It started new episodes every Tuesday. They only put out that one episode and they stopped. I don't know what happened. How many weeks ago is this? A few weeks weeks ago now. What are you doing over there? And then I go through my Facebook messenger now people reach out to the show through our Facebook page. I'm terrible keeping up with it terrible. Mm-hmm. So I go in there and I realize back in July a list of reached out to us directly and it really gets us a humor about it. She's like, hey, this is you know

the woman you thought was Joan Rivers, I, you know, I do smoke 10 packs of cigarettes a day whenever she's like, this fun. She had fun with it. So I rolled her back, oh, that's awesome. I'm really, I'm sorry, you know, your buddy Mike there had a hard time with it. And then my message failed.

I don't know if she blocked me or stopped your Facebook or something. So I wasn't able to get in touch with her and let her know my true feelings. Maybe she's listening now. I'm sure you would have gained so many listeners by crossing over to their audience. That was the whole point. That was my game plan all along.

Obviously. So you played that clip where she says, okay, we're going to do this thing where we still do the true crime thing. That's what you guys are here for. But also we're going to intertwine that with my friend interviewing me and then it never happens. That's why I picked the show I played that on the teaser last week So I wanted to hear her gonna interview to things she's important. Yeah, I couldn't find an episode where they get that Two more episodes have come out and they should they still haven't done that. It's fucking bullshit

Don't make promises you can't keep seriously. I mean this podcasting stuff is real serious Yes, if you're gonna say you're gonna do you're gonna do something. Because when I think true crime, I think some woman eating a year old twinky on the internet, eating disgusting things that the Patreon sends in. That's a crime, right? I just remembered what that actually is from, maybe it's Patrick Michael, but there was that other show with those two guys

who are actually really popular, and I can't remember the name of them now, but we watched a YouTube video where they just, Tom and Tom eat snacks or something. It wasn't that one, but yeah, it was something like that, on YouTube, like eating expired food or something like that. Yeah.

I mean, that's just endless entertainment to watch people eat expired Doritos. Amazing. They even had that flavor since 1997, I can't believe this guy. All right, so here's some more of their deep investigation, only the way that Robin and Brittany can do it. And this is actually Brittany who we'll get into.

So one other thing that I noticed too in text messages, at least on an iPhone, I can't speak to Androids, but capitalization is interesting too. If you start typing something and then you backspace it a little bit, it usually removes that automatic capitalized letter and goes to lower case. It would be interesting to see if we could compare capitalization between different messages that she's been sending in the past to some of these kind of mysterious looking ones and see if it looks like someone delayed

or maybe was kind of second guessingguessing before they sent something. Oh, no, that's really interesting. Absolutely. Well, that's retarded. So this is what it goes. I own an iPhone so I can speak to this. What it does is it capitalizes the first letter of every sentence when you're texting someone. Also, I don't even know this. Safari default browser. Yeah. You get a new iPhone and you click a link.

You're at Safari. Like, that's just how that works. Yeah, but I know what we're talking about this case with Gabby right try to figure out what's going on You're not some kind of handwriting expert when it comes to text messaging It'd be really interesting to see these text messages and see where the capital letters are would it? Yeah, with that solve the case there Brittany. Oh, well my auto correct. I was typing fisting and it corrected it to fishing So it's obviously not me god. I feel like you've done that before, Andy. That was your first example. That was your very up with that a little too quick. Very nice example. Let's talk about the harsh

editing that happens in this show, just some stuff that's rough sounding. I highly suggest if you were interested in this case, you join the Facebook group. Find Gabby. Otherwise, I will be posting the... You're not supposed to put the edit on top of the previous line You leave a little space in there let it breathe a little bit I guess you didn't know when she was doing the show what the name of the Facebook group was so they got to get a new Producer editor Posts so this gave Petito story is national. And I were just talking about it before we started the show.

It's everywhere. Everyone's talking about it. It's one fucking person who died. Can I just say that Dr. Phil is the world's biggest piece of shit? Yeah, because this has been on the news all week. And one of the things that I saw was Dr. Phil having it in an interview with the dad, and it said previously recorded, and they've already discovered her dead body.

And he has to just err an episode of an interview with the dad begging for information to find his daughter. It's a bad luck. It's a bad luck. After the fact. And you just have to fucking err it because it's a story that's in the zeitgeist. It's almost like he's exploiting the tragedy.

It's almost like Dr. Phil lives off exploiting people's tragedy. Yes, okay. Now, whoa, guys, that's on the Dr. Phil I know. Speaking of that, let's get back to this podcast. Yeah, I just had to say that. I saw that in the news and I was like, So anyway, this is huge national news. You can't get away from it if you're living in the US

and they opine and why that is. I would like to talk about the case of Gabby Petito and Brian Laundry. I guess the other reason this is probably making national news is that it's touched so many different states. No, there's nothing to do with how many states that I drove through. It's because she's a hot blonde who posted photos of herself all over the internet. Right. That's why it's a big news story.

An Instagram woman that lots of people follow I'd love to go fishing I mean Let's talk about what happened in these poor people's tragic life where they're doing the hashtag VanLife. So if you don't know Gabby and her boyfriend, Brian Laundry are driving across the country and staying at State Parks and things like that, well, they're up in Utah at one point. And the weather's not great. So on August 23rd, they were in Salt Lake City.

If you recall, the hurricane that went up through Mexico actually caused a great deal of storms. That storms apparently in the Salt Lake City area. So they were actually without power in their van. They had no power. They're just staying at a hotel, electricity went out. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. They had no power in their van. So their car battery died?

That doesn't make, so generators run on gas, right? So a van is like a generator with wheels and a roof out of it. Yeah, there's a bad storm. That's where you want to be. It's in your van. Right. The power went out in their van. I mean, that storm was really bad. Like what? What does that mean? It doesn't make any sense. And then they explain that because they didn't have Wi-Fi because the powers up, they couldn't eat. They couldn't eat without why. Ha ha ha. And Gabby called her dad and said, hey dad, I'm hungry, cold. Like do you mind, I don't have no wifi or wifi is out.

Do you mind Uber eating us a pizza? And her dad did. He sent a pizza to the hotel. Aw. I know. They rate this as if it just makes perfect sense. If you could use your phone, you could order a pizza yourself. Yeah. She thinks that Uber's the only way to get pizza

I mean, I know it's 2021, but there's other ways to get pizza besides Uber Dan my app isn't working right now and I'm starving to death. Can you please get out of Uber Eats? Right, I'd like a pizza if I was a dad like call the fucking pizza place. They'll deliver it to you Yeah, it's their business model It's how it works and living in your car is what homeless people do. You're not nobody recommends it Right, I drive it across country with the same person for weeks and weeks I've been in a car for a Blamey here we go

Five hours with somebody and I want to murder them by the end of five hours. They're doing it all day every day Your brother Joe is that you're gonna say I do I do I know I'm saying to the ice hopes drummer, but whatever he's no longer with us because of that You'll notice he hasn't been on the show in a minute. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Wow. I watch watch the rumors. Yeah Good thing you can do his voice like clip by yeah That's the reverse. Yeah, but the thing you can do is voice. Like clip five. Yeah. Hey, he's from the two.

That's so live. All right. What do you got? A clip five. Good. A couple months ago, they made the plunge. They finished up the van and they created a YouTube channel. Also a website.

Basically converted their social media handles into being, you know, that van life. Right. Right. social media handles into being, you know, that van life. Right, right. I clip 13 is, this is actual audio of Gabby Petito. I live in a van down by the river. Jesus, I don't know you're gonna come here to get the police in a Gabby. They found her body just recently. That was the poor girl who's dead.

And then he's cracking up laughing. That is bad folly he's cracking up laughing. That is madfully dropped. God damn it. Wow. How do you not bring it up? Fair enough. Come on. That's a good point.

I'm going to bring up someone that's totally unrelated to this because I want to get off the Gabby stuff. So they have a Patreon. I think there's 136 people signed up on there. So they're real proud of that. And they do things on Patreon that we don't do on who are these podcasts. I thought this was an interesting idea because all right, so what do you think about Patreon? And on the Creepop Patreon, you get gifts after a few months that you're signed up on there. We send out merchandise. So you know, it's bonus episodes, but it could be

other things. It could be like VIX boobs or whatever. You know, all the different things that we give people who sign up for our Patreon. So this is thinking outside the box. And also for you patrons, we are doing Halloween gift exchange again this year. Time is drawing, now you have about two more weeks to sign up for it.

And in our Patreon, you can find the sign of length if you want to do the Halloween gift exchange for Halloween Where I pair you with another patron and then you guys buy like cool fun fun gifts based on preferences So we had a blast doing that last year and that is returning Wait a second so they get the people who subscribe to their show to buy each other gifts and that's a perk of Patreon You could do that. Yeah, that's a bullshit right there. They are doubled. Not only this with the Patreon, and I have a couple more clips about that. Oh, we'd give the exchange with the fuck is that?

I know, it's not Christmas asshole. I'm sorry. No, that's fine. But they are double dipping on their platform ads too, because I was listening to it on my Apple Podcasting and it was all at the same fucking hello fresh ad back to back five times in the show I heard Verizon and then I went to iTunes to clip the show. Yeah, all different ads correct Yeah, they're dynamically inserted so I know they have and there's a ton of ad spots in the show And they'll do a good job of segueing to it. It just comes in the middle of a conversation hard cut in the middle of a sentence. Yeah, I know it's weird But I mean they're getting paid so respect. I know yeah, I don't know it

Listen if you are a boring bitch like a basic boring or even if you're just a stupid fucking blah blah I'm out of the country you could start a true crime show and start making money off of it tomorrow. Oh my god. Because this is what everyone is doing. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. Just put out an episode called, oh my gosh, Gabby is dad and you'll get a hundred million downloads and start selling advertising to Toyota. Well, before we get too far off this, my clip 11 is them just, you know, they can't not make money off of

the misery of other people. And don't forget to go to WSDlove.com so you can enter to get free shit. I'll be picking one person each month to send a random cool true crime themed gift to you. And if you leave us a five star of you, you get an extra entry. And not going to lie, it even feels groty, even doing that for this episode, but I had to. Oh, she just had to. I hate this cool free gift thing. You know, it's like these subscriptions you sign up for and they just send you a box of bullshit in the mail.

Like, what kind of child needs to be surprised by what they purchased? Right. Oh, what did I buy this month? And what do you choose for yourself, what you want to buy? When you really get it, are you glad that you got it? I mean, I don't know who's excited about fat. But if anyone is, I think we should do that.

It's with the most random bullshit in it. You sign up for $20 tier, I'll send you a used pair of underwear Absolutely, somebody's gonna sniff that Could we get vix underwear maybe Underwear is more desirable than mine. I don't care what's more desirable. I just want to send it to someone All right, but next you think All right, but next you think Like says oh Jesus. I guess that's a no

I'll take that. She's a married woman now for God's she's engaged. She'll it probably won't work out All right, so just when you think that it can't get any fucking lower. Okay There's even even worse Patreon tier clip 12 that press release came out about 15 minutes after the press conference. A couple of things, guys. I was watching this with our Patreon. So now you're watching, but let's all gather around the campfire and watch the misery of this family unfold.

I want to watch it with Robin, a press conference. Really excited to watch with somebody else. Yeah. Could you stop talking and listening to the press conference? For $100, Robin will drive to the Petito House with you and ring the doorbell and ask the dad how he's doing. Because that's always a good question. Ask somebody that's just lost somebody. Hey, how you doing? Well, I mean, I'm miserable and you know in the depths of despair There is actually a hundred dollar tier. Did you see that? Yeah, they have a one hundred dollar tier a month Where they'll give you a shout out on their show or an ad for your business So when you hear all these ads that are running they're worth less than a hundred dollars a spot

Jesus not even a spot because I guess I want a month Whatever I'm talking about all right speaking of sending underwear in the mail So yeah, no, I would say we just call some little bit of a little bullshit there It's like a just like a streak in the undies though like not a full It's not like a full dump of shit It's not a full, it's not like a full dump of shit. That was, I've never heard that before. Like this guy's full of shit. I mean, not like a pile of shit.

But like, you know, a streak. Okay. Sounds fun. I'm into it. All right. Well, let's talk more about Britney. Are you ready to get into this? Yeah, please.

Britney, this is the episode that came out before the body was found of Gabby. And so Brittany wants to do everything she can to make sure that Gabby's safe and she'll be found and she'll be okay. Like I cannot even, I mean, if you're a praying person, if you are someone who like meditates and puts good feels out there, her family needs that.

Could everybody please vibrate in a way that brings Gabby back to life? I just need you to manifest through your vibrations. Please. Just manifest one Gabby. Just manifest Gabby already. What are you guys doing? We told you how to do this.

Your vibrates. It's that easy people. Come to my seminar. Andy, they get a little salty with the listeners at the beginning of this one episode I listen to. And it's funny because when you get feedback, like I read feedback all the time on the subreddit, Twitter, Discord, email.

And it's always dead on, right? Yeah, it's always super productive, and I always appreciate it. So they come on and they're a little shitty with the audience that's messaging them information about their show. It's true. And on top of that, guys, I'm like searching right now

in front of me. I'm looking everywhere. And I don't, yeah, no, I'm coming up empty. I have no fox to give. There's none here. I'm, Robyn, do you have any to have a spare? Be a hold the field in which I grow my fox and you will see that it is barren.

So she doesn't care about your feedback at all. And then she goes on to explain how much research she does. We do a whole bunch of research. We are going off of at least two sources every time we put something together. But as you guys have seen with these different document dumps that have been coming out,

sometimes things kind of change a little bit. And we have to like change dates slightly or more information comes out as we get the full picture. Just be like cool about it. You know, like if you're not having fun, like go do something fun. I've got information, man.

New shit has come to light. Sometimes we tell you information that's completely wrong and then you call us out and go fuck yourself, right? Because it's not my fault. And what do you want for me? Go watch a baseball game if you don't like what's this I bought. Because true crimes supposed to be fun.

Yeah, keep it fun. I know. We're crimes supposed to be fun. Yeah. Keep it fun. I know. We're all having fun here. Well, give me because I have a lot of fun. Family's I have so much fun. Brian Laundry's on the lamp. He's not having a lot of fun. But we're all having fun.

Yeah. Clip A. They really got this right. Also as of 6 p.m. this evening, Brian Laundry became a person of interest officially, like on the record, according to the Northport police, which obviously he was a person of interest, but it definitely means something when it's formally put out and say like an oppressorly is, right? Oh, it's huge. I mean, because now what you've just basically told the nation is, don't let this guy leave your sights.

Exactly. Like this is, this guy is not leaving. Right, exactly. Whoops. Yeah, you got that right. No way he's going to get it. Well, where'd he go? Stay right there, mister. I heard a report that he was spotted in Canada. I get him to get to Canada right now. They're not going to get anybody yet. I don't know who said, oh, this guy's slipping through the border. It's impressive.

But, when I've heard enough about Gabby Petito, why am I actually talking about that case? Yeah. It's got me roped in. Let's talk about the introduction of Brittany. So, Brittany is the SaaS, something. Robin started the show. Robin's like the host,

and Brittany is the SaaSy one, who brings the energy and the jokes. Okay. All right, everyone. I think all of you know who's back. Holy shit. Am I saying it's Brittany bitch right now? Do you set me up for a it's Brittany bitch?

Do it. Do it. It's an honor and a pleasure. It's Brittany bitch. Thank you. That was all that I was waiting for. So Britney likes to start off the show by saying it's Britney bitch, which is her fun little way of getting things rolling. Wow. And then when she does get things rolling, she's got some great analogies. I mean, imagine all this stuff that we've seen so far. We're only

seeing the iceberg that's been dropped on us the last couple of days. Right. That's not how that saying goes at all. We're only seeing the iceberg that's been dropped on us. Iceberg's dude I can drop. It's a bomb that got dropped. Right. She we're only seeing the iceberg.

You mean the tip of the iceberg? Because the way that, okay. And then this is also just the dumbest thing. Try to decipher what she's talking about here. Okay. All right, Robin. Let's see those Vegas guesses come out. Let's get some bedding going.

If you can guess Jerry's wife's name. I don't know. I don't have a good win. I don't want you. You, you, Lyrus. Because I like, didn't think. So lifetime couldn't keep it separate. So they had to change this name.

Jerry Valo's wife's name is Melanie. It's correct, yeah. Let's get some Vegas guesses going. What's a Vegas guess? I know there's gambling and betting going on. I know there's guessing. Going on in Vegas. Guess my way to win 100,000 shifts. We talk making another guessing. Go ahead, got it, Vegas. Guest my way to win 100,000 shifts.

We talk about Vegas guessing. I don't think that these people know what the facts are talking about. And here's another example of that. They're talking about the War Yvalokas and they're talking about Nate Eaton was interviewing someone and heard some words he'd never heard before.

I'm almost positive that you can almost like watch Nate eat and make a mental note to go to Urban Dictionary after that interview and like figure out what is a CUNIX Tuesday like I'm not entirely sure what that word meant. Do you think there's a person who doesn't know what Kant means? You have to go to Urban Dictionary to look up Kant? Is that what you think? You stupid fucking blah blah blah blah! Cont!

I bet you don't want to be this, I bet you do. I listened to another episode that I thought really, it's a bit of a crossover with a creep off story that you guys did. If you'll remember the brain. That's right, I forget that I'm the master of True Cry Podcasts. Right. So I speak for a place of authority here.

We do have more Patreon subscribers than what's this show called. We saw the devil. In clip 10, Carl, they talk about the Brian Riley case who was the commando ex-military guy that was looking for Amber and he went and killed a whole family and was torturing a little girl. Yeah, God told him that Amber was being sex-trafficked by this family, so we murdered everyone. So what is this Brittany in the main host? Robin is the main host. So she's explaining to the audience this story and it kind of speaks to the people that are listening to this. Yeah, the way she explains it. Okay. You know talking to her audience a little bit.

The girl insisted that she didn't know an amber, no one by that name lived in that home. And so Riley shot her in the thigh and told her to tell him the truth. Again, she doubled down and it's like, I don't know what you're talking about. And so he shot her in the stomach after counting down from three, like three, two, one. I counted down from three. What does that mean? Show off. What is she talking about? Fucking thing sucks. There's no words there. I don't understand Andy let's see if we can play a little game here now Robin is talking about a Movie that made her cry. Let's see if we can figure out what movie it is But I'm legitimately like the last person I cried in the opening credits right of

I'm really like the last person. I cried in the opening credits, right, of, um, what's that movie? I can't even think, no, the one about the lab. The one about the lab, was it young Frankenstein? Did you quit that? 28 days later, uh, Spider-Man? Mm. The one.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. The one about the lab. The mic keeps on going out. Kids, me every time. Ha ha ha. I love that they're, I love their rapport and they're back and forth like Rob and relies on Brittany to have the answers

and know what's going on. His trial is currently scheduled for November 8th through December 17th. Do you think that's going to be altered or moved or rescheduled? I mean, I have no idea. I would Brittany now. She's a moron. What do you think is gonna happen with this trial?

How the fuck would I know? I just, I watched television all day and I do a podcast. What do you mean? Oh, yeah, this is another thing that Brittany. I don't think she understands what this word means. If Melanie was his best friend and she literally never saw Charles lose his temper and she admits that she was with Laurie on a daily basis, that's at least statistically significant, I'd say. No, I completely agree. You agree with that? Statistically significant has to do with statistics.

You would need a certain sample size in order for it to be statistically significant. You can't have three people out of 10 and say, well, 30% of everyone has this trait, because it's not statistically significant. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah. The one thing though that I am excited about is they also have the rule like we do here.

We do not discuss the show with each other beforehand and neither do they. What sort of cult talk did you hear when you were listening to Sherry? No cult talk in this whatsoever. Damn, I know. Go fish again then. Yeah, I know. Yeah, nothing. Nice work. Nice work, you two.

Speaking of Blambermouth cons and clip three, I'm just a lot of like point out that we're living in a world full of fucking busy bodies. So basically what happened is on August 12th, a police officer responded to a domestic call. Apparently someone witnessed a young couple fighting. They reported a man taking a woman by the mouth and pushing her. Obviously, that was enough to warrant a phone call to the police, right? If I can't face much my damper, John, girlfriend,

I don't want to live in this country anymore. I'm with you. Hey, officer, thanks so much for checking on this. She was being kind of an asshole. She was being a blambermouth cunt. Yeah. And I believe if you watch that body cam footage, I believe the cop was just like, yeah, I got it.

That's why if I get it. He's like, literally the cops like I know. My clip for this kind of follows that up, girl. They maintain the same story. He decided to de-escalate. Brian ended up staying in a hotel with police assistance that evening. Gabby stayed in the van. They separated them for the evening and then they got back together and by all accounts they went on their way. But again, I will post this

police report for that it has finally been made public. It's definitely worth reading and I don't think it's quite what any of us expected. It's not what we expected. You expect the guy to get arrested. Right. Immediately. It sounds like you stayed in a hotel room with the cops just drinking beer, talking about blabbermouth content. Hey, can it slow your figure? Yeah, it's pretty hot. I'm also crazy. A Facebook group of women on the internet did not expect that. So what you just played there is a perfect example of them saying there's a police report will post it on our website. They're always posting it on their website.

You can go check it out if you want to. What do you tell us the interesting parts of it? That's the whole point of your show. Is you read the police report and tell me what's interesting about it. No, it's interesting. Go read it. They do the same thing where they're talking about this phone call phone call between this woman of interest, Melanie Gibbs, and someone else.

And they posted a whole phone call, this is getting the Lori Valokas. And you would think that they would be talking about it, pulling clips of it. Okay, so for this particular one, if you guys want to get a taste of how Melanie sounds, would people be able to hear it within like 10 seconds of the recording? The five, five.

Five seconds. Okay, so we'll save you the rest of the call. You guys go this in the first five seconds, you get a taste of that, but I'm telling you, you've got sweet angel face Melanie over here at Navy. What is this, a scavenger hunt? I gotta go find all this content for you and figure it out. Hey guys, take a minute.

Go watch Stuttering John's latest YouTube video and then come back here and I'll tell you why he sucks. This is very lazy podcast. It's not an interactive podcast. Very lazy and my event, yeah. But what do I know? I don't know. I don't know as much as Brittany does

because Brittany is a parent, which is scary. So they're explaining that, now again, I'm getting into details of this case, but it kind of sets up this clip. What happened was, Brian and Gabby are doing this, you know, cross country adventure. All of a sudden Gabby stops contacting the parents. She's in regular communication with them and all of a sudden she's not. Brian then all of a sudden shows up back at home in Florida with the van and no Gabby.

So the parents of Gabby are calling the laundry, like this guy's parents, because they live together with his parents. And like what's up? What's going on? And they refuse to talk to the parents of Gabby. Like everyone in that family is just like lawyer it up, like we're not talking about a kind of thing.

Right. Now Andy, you and I, and even producer Cress, probably know that that's not a appropriate behavior. It's strange. It's strange when you know that your daughter is dating these people's son and they won't talk to you when she's missing, even though they were just out. And they've been like lifelong friends. Yeah, they've been together since like middle school.

Suddenly radio. It's almost, I mean, I could be out of school here, but suspicious. It's almost suspicious. But how would we know that? Because we're not even parents. How would we know that? I'm a parent.

If I had any other parent call me asking you about their child, there's like this basic understanding that you help parents. Like that's just, you do that. We're in charge of two things as parents. Like you keep your kid in line, keep him safe and protected, and then you kind of look out for the other ones around. You know, like that's what you do. Why would the parents not talk exactly? Brilliant insight, Brittany. I had no idea that's how that worked. Rob is like I'm not a parrot, but I eat like I have a family of I like a pregnant so I got it

I'm by the way, I don't know what these women look like. No, I couldn't find Images of them anywhere on the internet. We're making jokes makes me suspicious I want to say but these ladies do have some fun. Oh, they get into a little bit. She's eating snacks on a podcast. That's okay, that's a good point. Yeah, that's true. I never thought once to have a gimmick of,

hey, if you like the show, send me snacks. Yeah, I'm a true crime podcast. I've never thought that. Yeah, that's a good point, all right. So in your opinion, do you think Melanie Gibbs should get an attorney? No. God is on her side, Brittany. That's right. Ten points. Winning answer. Oh, they're having so much fun. No, she's religious. What a dummy.

Good one. I guess I haven't been taking this story very seriously because I know that my mother was just in Moab on vacation. Oh yeah. So I just assume it was her that they love. Hmm, very possible. She's usually up to something. So I found this show to be mostly boring. Very monotone. They just talk about the cases and they give you the updates and I guess that's all it takes

these days to have a semi successful true crime podcast with tons of advertising in it. I don't know. What were your takeaways? Anything I'm missing here with the show? No, not really. It's just another example of people trying to sell stamps.com on the back of people's misery. Yeah.

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All right, here's another fun one. This is a podcast that is called 365 Stories I Want to Tell You Before We Both Die. This is coming from a man who is soon to be divorced, telling a story that sounds like a crime to me. And I remember I was like in this dorm room of a friend, because my wife had basically thrown me out of my apartment. And I was just me and I mean, who is now about, I don't know, maybe seven or eight, I don't know. And I was smoking some pot out of a bong.

And he was like, what's that? And I didn't know what to say. So I just said, it's like for a cold, if you have a cold, it's good for your throat. And he was like, can I try it? And I was kinda like, okay, sure. And so he smoked some pot out of a bong when he was like eight.

And he got really high. That sounds like a bad idea. Oh, sure. And so he smoked some pot out of a bond when he was like eight and he got really high. That sounds like a bad idea. Oh, shit. That sounds like a something you shouldn't do with that dog mouth. That boy turned out to be producer Chris. Yeah. Actually, that boy turned out to be Sturring Ja.

Ha. I want to thank our friend, Huij, who put together a fun little song for us. You familiar with that tune Amadeus from the 80s? This is pretty fun. This is a sad day for me. Can't get it up. And this guy's got kibasa. I couldn't calm. But here's the thing, like I enjoy it.

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That's that's a fresh one from hoping we'll get into get into that in a minute, but first, little teas there. Yeah. Coming up, after the top of the hour, we got traffic, we got weather, then we got Hoping coming up. Next week starts Jack Topor, Andy. Whoa. And a tire month dedicated to radio. Exciting.

Jockeys, I guess. Yeah. Call them. Right. Whether they're on the radio or podcasting, we will find you, we will hunt you down, and we will goof on you. So as we know, we've been talking about it for months, Richard O'Hada,

centering John's BFF, has been booked to be on the Bill Marsha. Yeah. And John immediately, when he heard this news, well, immediately he said, why not have they found you insulting? Try to shoe on himself. And then he's like, maybe I could could go there too or you could put in the good word or tell him I do a show or whatever. So then it turned into I'll drive you there. And you know, Richard's

like, well, they're going to send a car for me. And you know, they're flying in first class from West Virginia. It's an HBO show. They have they have a couple bucks. Anyway. So now John's talking to Richard O'Hada in the airport. This is a Thursday show. He's flying to LA to go on the Bill Mars show. And this is Richard at the airport talking to Suttering John. Army Major. Yeah. So you're about to get on a plane. Yeah. And you're coming out Yeah, and you're coming out to do Bill Moore and you now have disinvited me By the way, he's wearing a mask. He's talking to his phone. Yeah, so it's not a great sounding connection whenever so all right He's like, it's been disappointed. Call me when you get there We're gonna get together my man. We're gonna get together

Well, so just so everybody knows John has been disappointed. Call me when you get there. We're going to get together, my man. We're going to get together. Well, so just so everybody knows, Richard was told that he can't, you know, that he, you know, he's only allowed to bring it like his buddy who's coming with them. And, um, but they're flying your first class, which is pretty cool. So Richard was told is only allowed to bring a plus one. No TV show tapings. I you ever been to one before? No, they're free. Yeah, okay. They don't make money off of charging people.

They don't care. They just want people there. Yeah, you're a little there laughing, reacting. Sure, saying that John could go and sit in the audience. I'm saying it's nuts that they would tell a guest they can only bring one person. Why don't they give a fuck? Yeah, that's pretty sweet. And, but you know, it's all good, Richie,

because I, you know, I have a stand-up show in Apple Valley. So, you know, so it's fine. I've been to Bill Marrow already. I don't, you know, I don't really have to go. Well, listen, I just wanted to say good luck, man. If you need any jokes or anything, if you need any help, call me tomorrow and tell me and, you know,

and I'll come up with some stuff for you. Yeah, let's definitely get together. Let's me and Hal try to super-cantely get, man. He doesn't even entertain the guy. He might need jokes for you, right? He's just like, no, we'll get together. That's fine. I want me and Hal.

And he goes, yeah, and I want Hal there, too. Like, we all have that friend that we'll hang out with and we'll hang out with our other friend. Like, that's fine, I want me you in hell. And he goes, yeah, and I want hell there too. Like, we all have that friend that we'll hang out with and we'll hang out with our other friend. Like, that's the hell connection. He's like, well, I want to hang out with hell if you're there too, whatever. But I love the Southern John who's been begging we'll get into this, begging everyone to write him jokes

for his DC trip. It's like, if you want me to write you jokes for the Bill Mars show. Yeah, I'll ask somebody to do it for you. And he's gonna do it the day of the day of the day of the taping, too. Yeah, just give me a call tomorrow when you get into LA and just, I'll just somebody to do it for you. And he's gonna do it the day of the day of the day of the taping, too. Yeah, just give me a call tomorrow when you get into LA. And I'll just riff with you.

We'll come up with a bunch of stuff for you to say. So thankfully, it doesn't even entertain that. I have to watch his appearance on there and see if that's all right. Good luck in Apple Valley. Dude, this Apple Valley comedy show, I saw the poster for it. Oh, I told him once, I told him a hundred times. It's Stuttering John first, but it's show land. Exactly. Dude, it's hosted by hundred times. It's Stuttering John first, but it's show-lap.

I actually, dude, it's hosted by some nobody, and then it's featuring. It's got John and two other nobody's. So he's not even the headloina. I don't know, I thought he was a headloina. This guy told him that once in Vegas. The other thing that John is doing now is he's ranting up and down about Joe Rogan.

Okay. And he thinks that he's the only person who's ever called out Joe Rogan for saying Ivermectin helped him get over COVID. This is pretty well documented. But no, John thinks that he's the only one picking a Boba Bowie. Let me just say this again. Look, he's swallow first? I know that baba boi is listening to my show. I know it is a fact. I've heard it from my, I've heard it from my moles that he listens on the way home to the house that tooth built. And let me just tell you, it seems like everything I say a week later, Howard Stern copies my rhetoric. I know it sounds crazy, but Howard Stern, but I believe, you know, Bob a boo, he goes, hey, Wolf, Stuttering John is beating up on Joe Rogan for promoting anti-vaxxer,

maybe we should do, Wolf. And then that's what Howard does. He gets all the headlines because he's way more famous than me. But hey, let's face it. He's following my lead. All right. So John thinks that he's the one who first came out and called out Joe Rogan. Now, when Joe Rogan came back after getting over COVID, at times the ground, the, listen to the show, it's three hours long. The very first thing he says is I mentioned I took ever mectin. They was prescribed by a doctor and it's all over the news. It's three hours long. The very first thing he says is I mentioned I took Ever Mectin. They was prescribed by a doctor and it's all over the news. It's all anyone's talking about. John's not the person who's leading this charge. Yeah. He's like, I might sue CNN over

this because they're lying that it's this is horse to warmer and it's prescribed to people for a number of reasons. And it helped me. He's the other thing too. It's so funny about this. So John's going on there and going, yeah, you know, Howard's certainly talking about it because I was talking about it. That's when he gets all of his notes of whatever I say. And he's such a delusional retard. Even if Howard had said something

that only John was talking about, there'd still be no way in hell you'd connect those dots and think that Howard is now, go through Boba Bowey, trying to figure out what to talk about in the show through Serenjan, but this is something that literally everyone is talked about. Yeah, literally everyone. And there wasn't a pocket that listen to that hasn't talked about Joe Rogan having COVID and using Evermech then. And then Serenjan goes off on the rant of all rants.

Joe Rogan's a block it. He's a dumbass. I used to actually like to do it. I'd say I don't like him. But I think you're not gonna say it. It's so ridiculous. And can cause deaths of lives, Joe. You are responsible for those people

that are listening to your dumbass podcast and are taking horse, what was it? Stool relax, what the hell is that crap? No. A vector, Macden, whatever you call, D-Worming, horse-deaf-worming, Macden. And you're telling people to take that, Joe? You know what happens, Joe?

They listen to you. You're an influencer. And then they take it. And then they die. Jesus Christ. And who's responsible, Joe? You might say they are. Nah, nah, you are.

Because they look up to you. I don't know why, but they do. And they listen to you like they listen to the Doatard Donald Trump. And I'm telling you, the blood is on your hands, Josh. Oh my God. Just remember that. The blood is on your hands. Then again, you love watching. Well, you love blood.

You love the UFC and the barbaric beating the hell out of each other. You know, you love that, that anyway. What, you're alone at tick Joe. All right. Joe Rogan, not only a much more successful guy than Sederin John, more intelligent, anyway, you can measure intelligence. Any single way you would measure intelligence, Joe Rogan is vastly superior to Stuttering John in every way.

Sure. This guy's a blockhead. He's telling people to take Ivermectin and then they die. Joe Rogan never told anyone to take Ivermectin. Yeah. A doctor prescribed me to him. A doctor was showing to him. He got over in three days.

He was just telling his story. If I got COVID, my doctor told me to take Ivermectin. I would take it. Right. Yeah, a lot of people have actually. And then this whole thing where John's making up the people have died because of Joe Rogan Could you document one case of this the one is on your hand like whoa that escalated quickly

Jesus Christ that's fucking out there. There could be a lawsuit coming down the pipe Wouldn't be from John's camp this time So let's get back to this conversation he was having with David Feldman, the writing partner of Robert Smyrga. Oh my god, this is legendary. I just started talking about it last week. I didn't get into it enough.

Oh my god, it's so funny. It's great. This is amazing. So when we left off last week, he had been talking about how try up the insult comic dog had ripped off Southern, John's act and he wanted to beat up Robert Smigel on the Tonight Show because the dog goofed out John.

The dog, but the dog puppet heard my feelings. Yeah, and then he started getting into how Sasha Baron Cohen also has ripped off Stuttering John's character. A truly talented person is ripping him off. A talented British person who probably had never heard of Howard Stern before he started the Olig. Certainly not heard of. Really John. Real good chance he's never heard of it.

I was actually reading in our subreddit people from England were in there talking about it. And they're like, we don't know anything about American radio. Why would he listen to someone talk about New York City? Yeah, we don't give a shit. We have our own people who do that kind of thing. Producer Chris, quick. name one British radio personality Yeah, you're very sad

Mainer can know that's Australia. Why say big right? Oh Simon and Taylor right Patrick Michael's character. Oh, right. Yes, that's a good pull right there. I bet Patrick Michael's character. Oh, right. Yes. That's a good point right there, right, Matt? So let's get caught back up again. Sorry. This is David telling John that he owes both

Michael and Sasha apologies. So I mean, pranking, you didn't invent cranking people. I never said I did, David. Well, you mentioned the point. I said, David, I think you are smigal, stash, and apology. That's the way I don't. I think you're new.

No. All right. So he goes, you owe them an apology because here you are calling them out and they've done nothing to you multiple times. Yeah, multiple times over a year. Yeah. So finally, John admits he doesn't have a patent on asking stupid questions. I'm just saying, say, I love your work, bro.

Yeah, I'm glad we're doing this. You know, I don't have a patent on asking stupid questions. So he's saying he just needs to be acknowledged. Yeah, he wants somebody to pay him respect. Right. He wants somebody to. He wants me to acknowledge. And I want to say, John, that won't fix what's broken in your life.

No. If Robert Smiley came out and tweeted tomorrow, I owe my career to Stuttering John Melodins. It wouldn't fix a damn thing in your shitty fucking life. Your miserable existence would continue to be miserable. In every single way, plus we'd all know was sarcastic. It would be dripping with sarcasm if you were to write that. So he goes on to explain that they should have been nice to him. Like, that's the only thing he ever wanted.

He wanted those guys to be nice to him. And this is where David starts getting some life advice. David, all I was saying, he could at least be nice to me, that's all. Well, you know, I believe in unconditional love. And I think if you would give in Sasha and triumph unconditional love and forgiveness, maybe in your life right now,

you have to, you have to get people the benefit of the doubt and love them and appeal. Maybe you got, maybe you got new to that day. I don't know. You could be. But if you forgive people, it took me a long time to learn this. But if you realize that most people aren't thinking about you, and if you just give them the benefit of the doubt, they like you. Yeah. So this is a real life advice. This guy is a comedian who's going on to promote his show. He has a podcast, too. He's going on centering John's beer on the balcony bad move

No one's really gonna hear that and then John immediately into hey that guy that you you're writing partner He's an asshole and so was this guy Sasha Baron Cohen the guy's like one of them a fan of Sasha and I know Robert smigel I he's not an asshole. I know that for a Fact. Maybe it's you. It's the problem. And then John explains that, yeah, right. If you met Sasha, you would know what a prick he was. I will bet you, Dave. The next, if you ever meet Sasha, baron Cohen, you are going to come back on this show and tell me that guy's a prick. Only if I wanted something for it, if I go into, I'm a fan of Sasha's. Yeah. Right? So, I would think he's a prick if I went into it like a child, am I calling you a child?

Yes, you are. But if I went into meeting him, wanting something from him that he can't give me. Yes. Yeah. This is the, the crux of it is that John had these expectations that he was going to get praised when he met. He wants everyone to be like, John, such a huge fan of yours. You're stuttering John.

I can't believe it. It's so amazing. Right. He's not getting that from these guys. Right. And he's offended by it. And that's like what a child needs. Yeah. To be told that they're amazing all the time. It happens every time I hear a story about like somebody meeting a celebrity That was a dick. It's usually you running up to somebody and saying can I have a picture? Can I have something?

Can you give me something? Correct. If you meet Steve Martin and you say, I love your work, thank you. He's not a dick to you. If you say, can I have a picture and he says, no, oh, he's the world's biggest asshole. Right. Right. You don't realize that that experience that you just had

is his life every day, 2000 times. Right. It gets it gets old. It gets annoying. So this is a longer clip. We can pause it in here. But John is saying, you don't understand, David. These people should have common courtesy.

When I say hello to them, they should say hello to me back. Like I do because I'm an amazing person. That's so good. So we take you to the currency. Wait, so to say hello, to say hi is so drunk like what would you grow up? Don't mess people I didn't. I didn't. I often in New York do people say hello. David. Well, David, I've done the John Stuart show. I've done Conan show. I've done the tonight show with Jay Leno. I go there. I see hi to everybody.

To from a page to the announcer. Bullshit. To the Bay Leader. The page. To the host. Yeah. Right. I am. I, I, I want to be a nice person. I want to be a nice person.

Some days, I love that he goes to the page. The page is like, I don't know who you want. I'm tricking you like Michael and Sasha Bond, Cohen, don't share that same common courtesy that same common courtesy that I intend to do when I go to a show. Right. But how is that? I've just got to come up with a shit of expecting people to be just like me. But how are you, you're painting yourself as somebody who gives everybody common courtesy, but you're not extending common courtesy to to try and for Sasha. How is that? How are you being how are you being polite?

Because they didn't say hello. They didn't. So it's all about you as opposed to what they need. What does Sasha Baron? What does Sasha Baron co-me when he's behind this issue from you? What does he need? Did you ever think, what can I do for Sasha to make sure you work on this is on the tonight show, right? What am I going to do? Go get him coffee? Yes. Yeah. So this is hilarious because John's explaining that he's like a perfect person and he's always so nice and gracious to everyone Well, except for the fact that we know that he used Anthony Kumia's studio and all the engineers there didn't tip them a penny

They worked for free drank all the beer went to Anthony's house drank all his tequila played poker with his friends money Yeah, like we know that John is that a courteous person. He's a taker. He's a taker Yeah, and now here he is and Daveulman's trying to explain this to him. God bless, I gotta get David on the show. I have no idea how he's toughed it out this long. I would have hung up 20 minutes ago. I would have been like, I'm talking to a lunatic. Like this is the definition of being bitter.

He didn't say hi to me 15 years ago. He's an asshole. And I say it on my show every day, this guy's an asshole. He didn't say hi to me. John, are you bitter? No, I'm not bitter. No, that's the definition of being better. You moron. You fucking dumb moron. So this guy is explaining to him, well, you were looking for something from them.

And really, this is on you. I mean, what you should have been thinking is, these people are on my show. I'm the announcer of the tonight show. What can I do for them to make them comfortable, to make sure they have a great appearance? And he says, what do you want me to do? Get them coffee like John's a big shot. And David goes,

yeah, do whatever it takes. This is a continuation after that clip. Yes. Okay. Okay. Are you working on the show? Yeah. Are you working on the show?

I was the announcer, man. You're the announcer, it's your show. It's your show, you should be. That's why I came in and said hello and smigel, blue, me, oh. Did you bring him anything? Did you bring him a bagel? I bring him my? Did you bring him a bagel? I bring him my handsomeness and charm.

Did you hear John's reaction to David saying, well, listen, you should be thinking about what you can do for them rather than what they can do for you. It's laughable. It's laughable to him. I'm the celebrity in this, what are you talking about? Five and I do that.

I'm the announcer and a staff writer for the, maybe you don't know why I have to. I'm a professional fake laugher. It's not my job to do nice shit for people. So that, John turns this conversation into, apparently he reached out to David Feldman to write jokes for him for the DC trip. Let me reset this. If people aren't aware of what's going on here,

Stuttering John's next big thing that he's gonna do is he's gonna fly to Washington DC with a camera crew and he's going to sneak up on Republicans and ask them crazy questions. What he used to do when he was on the Howard Stern Show, but this is gonna be political. And so he's been reaching out to friends of his who are writers to have them write jokes.

Now Jackie didn't return his email and apparently David wasn't into it either. You wanted something from him. You weren't. You were taking. You were coming to take something from it. Hold on, David. David, I have another freaking. I have a bone to pick what you hear. Why? You're a Democrat. So you do not like the same people I don't like like Modery Telegram, Lauren Bober, Kevin McCartney, Josh Hawley, we share this sentiment that they're destroying the fabric of our democracy. Yet, I asked you if you could write a couple of questions, like a couple of funny questions

because I'm going to go to DC and you're tearing me down. Yes, I did. So that's super awkward. Could you imagine having a guest on your show, and this guy's doing John of Favrears coming on his show, Bear on the balcony, which by the way, Tammy Pescatelli just stood him up for John had to do the show by himself. She was having family issues or whatever, which is fucking hilarious. So this guy actually follows through does this show that's watched by no one? Watch by nobody.

It's statistically significant. It's a statistically insignificant, never a paper, I'm gonna write. And so he goes on, he's spending his time with John and John calls him out for turning him down to do this writing project. I'm gonna force you to tell me it's a bad idea. Right.

It's a bad idea. He does tell of that. Yes, I did. And I'm sorry. Why? You're putting me in an awkward position. Yeah. This is amazing.

Am I, David? You know, I'm just fucked with you, but I know. We don't need to talk about why I said now, but the point, let's go back to it's because that you have an obligation to only the dog. No, I have an obligation only to my ex wise. All right. Dave is trying to have fun with you. Like, this is insane. John's like, why wouldn't you, why wouldn't you do it? I asked you to, you said, no, why not?

What's the problem? Like, that's a private conversation. Right. Even if you want to have what you shouldn't. Yeah. Someone says, no, it's no. The answer is no. This is like a dumped boyfriend

confronting an ex-girlfriend. Why did you dump me? Yeah, this is like him talking to the lesbian at the bar. Why can't I have sex with you? Yeah. Why don't you want to have sex with me? Don't you miss me? And I'm like, the answer is it's a bad idea. It's going to be a failure and I don't want to be involved with it.

Well, it's 42 because when John sent in the note, he never talked about it paying anything. And then, and then he said somebody's like, well, people pay me to write jokes. It's my job. I'm a professional comedian. So John, they can't often do another conversation because because David's just trying to steer it away from this conversation. Like, I don't know why you're bringing this up, John.

I'm only going to humiliate you. You're asking me why I don't want to do this. I'm only going to say things you don't want to hear. You don't want going on the internet. But then John has to bring it back to that conversation again. He interrupts him to talk about it. David, I'll do you I'll do you one better because I'm because I'm going to do these interviews in DC. Okay. So if you come on on the field with me and you know, just give me a price.

I'll figure out how are you adumping bodies? Do you have friends? David, what are you doing in DC? David, don't you think it's needed right now considering the GQP the way they are. Don't you think it's needed for a stuttering John to start freaking yes, pointing out the hypocrisy and the idiocy of their party? Yes. All right, so now he's just saying yes, because keep things moving, yes, of course. Very important thing you're doing, that's a mean, but they were talking about how old they are,

and then John interrupts with, by the way, I'm going to DC. I can't believe you're not participating in this. It's so, I mean, the only way this DC interview thing ends is with John getting pissed a whipped by private security. I hope so. Yeah. Keep the camera on.

Keep the camera on. We got it. We've got it. This is a great take. So then finally, David explains this is going to be a difficult thing that John thinks he's going to be able to pull off. It might be a little more difficult because of the insurrection to get access like that. I know that.

I know that, but I do know where they hang out. I know what restaurant the GQP hangs out at and they go there a lot. And you know, a shit man, I'll go in there, you know, I mean, I'll, you know, I'll take a piss text to Mitch McCluff, if he can find his penis and just it fucking hold the phone up and then if you'm always being, he won't have a way to get out. Right, right. He thinks everyone gets drunk at bars like he does. He's like, I'll be able to find all of these Republicans who are senators.

They'll just be peeing in the bathroom at the local bar. Yeah, after their 11th course of the night. Yeah, I'll just side a lot to him. This. This guy's a more. I so delusional This is gonna be a trade-wrap. It's insane. It's awesome. I love it I love the he has like some ambition still out of the white As the more the more he talks about it the more I realize how crazy he is. So then at the end of this show They're wrapping up and they're trying to wrap up and stuff. And John, one more time

has to bring up the DC shit. You have been one of the greatest guests I've ever had on this show. I love you. I love the freaking. I love the banter. I love your arguments and fuck Sasha Baron Cohen about you. Oh, you owe them their power. Come to my show. Come to my show anytime, David. Okay. Can you stand on your shape? I'll see you. I'll see you.

Help me with some questions. He'll go on his show. If this guy will write some questions for us, do you? He has to throw it into the very end yet again. The other thing that's funny about this, I have more questions. We'll get into more of this. But at the end, he like, dude, you've been my favorite guest. Meanwhile, this guy's lecturing John the entire time.

And now John's trying to spin it. And like they were just having a cool bust and balls conversation. John's wasted, by the way. You can hear the amount of spit involved. That's a normal job. But there's also some synapses that are not connecting here. All right, this is John Bragging about his glory days.

I got, I asked O.J. Simpson if he would sign my knife. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Did you really get me already at his own? Did you really do it? Yeah. All right, so here's the deal with this Braggadocia statement.

And the guy Jackie Marlow, who sent me this audio and all the clips to pull and his thoughts on it, is convinced that this never happened. There is nothing you can find on the internet of John talking to O.J. Simpson. Gary Garver, is that his name? Gary Garver. He was one of the guys for Stern for a while. There's a video of him trying to talk to OJ Simpson

The OJs like walking away from him at the country club But there is no evidence that John's ever had this conversation with OJ Simpson yeah, but he wrote about it the only place you could find it is in his book Then he talked to and asked him if he could sign his knife in his head. It really happened and you never did Jackie wrote that Jackie wrote that. Jackie wrote that joke. Fucking idiot. Oh boy.

So John tells a story about Jay Leno that is definitely a lie because he's talking about Kathie Lee Gifford and he gets the name wrong. John does. And so then he has to deflocked and say, oh yeah, the same thing happened with Jay Lano. I have a funny Jay Lano story for you though, and I've never told this one. I wasn't there at Kathy Lee something on, you know, that show that's incredible or whatever.

Kathy Crosby or Kathy Lee? Yeah, Kathy Lee Crosby or something. I think she was being Crosby or Kathy Lee. Yeah, Kathy Lee Crosby, son. I think she was being Crosby's. I don't know, but all I know is, I think I got the people right. They told Jay Leno to call Kathy Lee because they wanted to get her as a guest on the show. So Jay thought he was calling Kathy Lee, give it.

But instead, he's called one Kathy Lee. But instead he's calling Kathy Lee, who hasn't been in the news for years. Hey, Kathy, you want to come on me so? And then she goes, yeah, sure, Jay, I would love to. And then they're going, no, that's the wrong Kathy Lee. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. Take care. The fucking part.

So he's implying that they need Jay. I don't know the book is on show. and he goes, oh, I'm sorry, take care. The fucking format. So he's implying that they need Jay Leno to book his own show. Yeah, yeah. And the Jay Leno is so out of it that he's calling the wrong Kathy Lee. Sure, sure. He's got Kathy Crosby's number and gives her a call. And then his staff realizes he's talking

to the wrong Kathy Lee in the middle of the conversation. No, no. Yeah, yeah, they're giving him that sign. And then he hangs out. How is any of that plausible? That's all made up story. Yeah. Johnny Carson did it. Dave Letterman. Yeah, the big name's book. Everybody, right? That's a lie is what that is. Yeah. You have people who book your show for you when you host the tonight's show. Then be one of the jobs you don't have to do. Yeah, I remember when Jay was selling advertising

for the show. Yeah. He was talking to Coca-Cola on it. Trying to rope that into a 10 week deal. It sounds like something he heard third hand. That he's pulling it wrong. Yeah, it's a lot of bullshit. And I just love that Dave would just continue to lecture John and tells him how to live his life. You should be more forgiving of people and not old grudges against Sasha and the dog. I'm not holding any grudges with you.

I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not holding any grudges with you. I'm not would you another man nice to you? What? They're pricks. I'm a great guy. Why won't you write for my show? Yeah. All right. So then I love this because John's talking about

a boss that he had at NBC, Jack Cohen. I tried to look at this. I don't know who Jack Cohen is, but apparently he was a boss on the tonight show. And John has to shoot on this guy too. Although Jack wasn't the greatest boss though dude, I mean, he was, you know, he was kind of bookin'

a lunatic in a lot of ways. You know, you're the reason we needed infrastructure, Bill. You burnt every bridge in this country. Ha ha! Are there any bridges that you don't for? You know what? I pride myself on my honest. David's literally telling him like stop talking shit about everyone you ever worked with. It's not working out well for you. He even goes on later in the show where he goes out every thought in your head needs to be set out loud. Yeah. You know, you

could think that Jack Cohen's a prick. You don't have to say it. It's a bad show on the internet. Bad business. It's pretty dumb. It's a prick. You don't have to say it. I bet I'm bad. I'm the internet bad business. It's pretty dumb. It's a pretty dumb thing to do. So now John is drunk and he's disoriented and he's looking at the chat and David Velman's talking and John's just like reading questions from the chat. Classic.

Yeah. It's just kind of rude. It's all in my spam folder. I don't know. Why? Why? What was your question? I don't know what stage dog.

Yeah, Fred and Jackie contributed to my questions. Yeah, exactly stage dog. That's why I reached out to Jackie to write some questions. What did these say? Who are you talking? Are you hearing voices? No, on the chat. I guess you don't see the chats.

Like, you know, I don't know. Yeah, so people ask quite, this guy's like, Fred and Jackie, contribute to. Yeah. so I've always I Say that in my book. I thank them in my book. What more do you want me to do fucking blow them? Yes I have Jackie on my show all the time. Yeah boy. Yeah, how much you have to pay him? show all the time.

Do you know boy? Yeah. How much you have to pay him? I used to pass. All right. So this sets up the third act of the show that I'm so excited about. This is the single most entertaining interview I know. I know. It's amazing.

They should have strung this along for hours. I mean, it was an hour and a half. It was pretty long. But the third act is great because now this guy says, David Feldman says, I'm friends with Jackie Merlin. And we know, Senator John, not a fan of Jackie these days has a lot of shit to talk about Jackie. Now, what when I wouldn't bring that up is what I'm talking to one of Jackie's friends. John doesn't have that filter. He doesn't understand. So he goes right into his problems with Jackie. He is a professor of jokes. He

really is. I mean, he comes on and just my problem, David has always been. You're probably see another bridge. Yes, I know the bridge bridge. Another bridge broken. What do you have against Jackie? Come on. I'll tell you right now. The guy's telling him, listen, what you're about to do right now is a bad idea. I know you want to talk shit about Jackie Martling. You shouldn't. Probably not, not going to do anything for anyone to do that. And John gets into it. And David really explains him what he's doing. He does a brilliant job of telling John what he's doing is wrong. And John just cannot see it.

Why were what is it anybody's business? What Jackie should have done. Everybody should focus on what they're doing. Jackie is like, I want the best for people. That's a, it's passive aggressive. No, it's not. Yes, it is. I want the best for people.

That's all you. Oh, you're saying you're so talented. I love you. Why are you such a piece of shit and a thing? That's basically your big passive aggressive. You're going, I love you. I don't understand. Yes.

So, you know, so John goes, he should have wrote his own jokes. You know, Jackie is the guy who knows every street jokes Everman made or spoken and he goes up he does those jokes. Wait, John is saying Jackie should have wrote his own joke Correct while he's asking this guy to write jokes foron. Still a mad, still a fucking face. So, still a fucking face is explaining that he should have written his own jokes, and this guy's going, why do you care? Because I care about him.

I want to be more successful. No, you don't. You're being passive aggressive. You're calling him out. You're saying he sucks, and this conversation goes on. But why can't you give him unconditional support and love and appreciate what he's doing? Which is pretty amazing.

He's the most, he has the largest repository of jokes in the world. He collects jokes. There isn't a joke that Jackie doesn't know. That's not true. He's been a salty bitch right now. There's no one in those more jokes than Jackie the joke man Marley. We could all agree on that. Nope.

It's not like, nope. I came up with a joke that he didn't know. Yes. Stumped the joke man was a bit they did on how it's turned back in the day. People would call in. Yeah. And if he didn't know the punchline, they wouldn't have priced. He always knew the punchline.

Unless they made it to shitty joke and it wasn't funny. Right, yeah. That'd be the one time they'd be like, no, but it's this. And they're like, well, that's not a joke. And it was John's joke. Yeah, it was John calling it. Should he be answering phones?

What are you doing? So right there, he goes, no, he's not even the most pro-lifific joke tower. He doesn't even know all the jokes. And he just totally dismisses Jackie. I don't know, I've got blessed Jackie for keeping those jokes alive. Yeah, you know, look at that. So you're being cute, man, man.

I don't have any hatred for Jack. I'm just saying, I think his career would have been better if he actually wrote his own material. Why? Because he could have got the... What about Frank Sinatra? You like, he said I didn't mention Frank Sinatra. Oh, come on, come on.

You're not actually going to go to the ring. Don't you say, you're going gonna make comparison to crunas? Because I mean, that's oranges and apples. Come on, bro. Can't make that comparison. Well, Frank Sinatra didn't write any of the songs that he sang. Yeah.

So I guess, so Howard would have said, Frank, why isn't he writing? It's the 60s. Everybody is performing their own songs. Frank, why isn't he writing? It's the 60s. Everybody is performing their own songs. Frank, why don't you write your own music? Did I win this argument? I think I won.

Yeah. No, I don't think you did. It's apples and oranges from somebody. Half the bands in the world, we'll sing other people's music. Half the bands in the world will sing other people's music. Statistically significant. I don't think that that's, I mean, if you're talking about more than half of it. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Like that guy's greatest thing in other people's songs. This guy's good at telling other people's jokes. That's what they do. That's what they do.

It's why they're famous. That pulls in cause like, I a Jackie the joke man's got polyps and his colon. But I love that he's doing it. He's been more successful if he were to written his own jokes. You ever hear a great cover band? Is your first thought I wish they'd write their own songs? No. They probably suck at it.

It's why they're a cover band. Exactly. I've heard prominent comedians go, like put him down because he's doing all the people stuff. Prominent, well-known comics, put him down and go, he's not a real comic, because it isn't do, you know, he's telling fucking street jokes, as you say.

Well, in my estimation, a prominent comedian is way too busy to worry about other comics. How do you like that? Yeah, no shit. John's going, this isn't just my opinion. Everyone's saying that this guy's a hack. Reporters are saying it. Reporters are saying that I have the reason

my Clinton got elected. So thankfully, David keeps a level hat throughout this entire interview. He's like, well, I think a prominent comic wouldn't be worried about what Jackie's doing. You know, I mean, we could all goof on Karatop or whatever, but they're not worried about it. Like John is just listening to it. You can hear a smart person dealing with a stupid person. Yeah. Like with a child.

It was a drunk child. Right. Is what John is. Yeah, that's what the show is. And it's so funny. It's like, David Tell has been on a lot of podcasts. I've never once heard him complain about other comedians. Right. He's the best standup to ever live.

And he's not going out there and going, yeah, this fucking gag is telling these jokes that he heard someone else say once. Because actual comedians don't give a fuck. Yeah, they worry about themselves. Not insecure about his act. You ready for a super awkward wrap up here? It was fun. I don't think I've ever left this hard on a beer on the balcony since I've been doing them. Really? Yeah, you make make me, your delivery is Bob Newhart like. And thank you.

And, and you're funny as shit. He was giving you wife advice. I'll tell jokes next time if you like it, Emma. Yeah, I know. The guys going, wait, really? I was telling you, wife advice, this entire segment. I'm a life coach. Yeah, right.

Could be a life coach for, for reals. So that was amazing. And thanks again to Jackie Jackie Marlow who is in the discord right now For pulling that together for us because Fanta that was impressive now speaking of Jackie Martling. Yes, he was a guest on Opie radio recently I love Jackie as much as Just good as he ever was. We ride. He hasn't changed much. Right.

I love Jackie as much as any other Howard Stern fan loves Jackie. Like there's a special place in our memories for Jackie Martling and everything he contributed to the old Howard Stern show. And I love now this Jackie version where he's Grandpa Simpson. Did you listen to this episode, right? Did where he's Krampus Simpson. Did you listen to this episode, right? Did you pick up on this?

Yeah. All right, this is Jackie telling a story because they're talking about getting vaccinated and that reminds him of Jenny McCarthy, who was the anti-vaxxer, you know, OG. And he goes, that reminds him the time that her and I hosted a playboy party. Now I spent this up because it's long story, but listen to this.

It's all to get to the point where Jackie tells a joke that he's so proud of. So man, her hosting this playboy party and the only reason Patty Davis Reagan was there, she was a VIP is because that year she had post naked playboy. Right. And what's in Jenny McCarty was playing it here. So me and Jenny are going to host a coach of this big party at Webster Hall. And like every playboy party, they invite like 700 people and 900 of them will men. You know, and everybody's VIPs, everybody thinks they can do this special, but there's

not no booze and not anything. It's just a dip-pump. It's great fun. But on the way in, I said, I got to have some to say. And then we're a lot of B-level celebrities going to be there. So let me write a joke about that each season. So I wrote a joke about Greta Hall Lewis and Gilbert Doddfield and Patty Davis Reagan. And Bill Bawd, I forgot who else.

Just like that son to say. So I say, I love it so much. I say Joe. And I said, you know, and I said, you know, and I wrote this great know, I'm way here. I wrote this great joke, but I don't know. And they said, well, let us hear it. So I told the joke to Jenny and my friend Eric and I went in the crew and they went, why? And they said, you know what, let's do that.

I'm gonna repeat it. We'll pretend we never heard it before. We'll do it on the show. So I did it on the show and they went crazy. We go up, there's no way to do anything on stage. We just said, thank you to everybody for coming. And we walked into the VIP bar. And the first person I ran into,

knows to know is what Patty Davis Reagan. It's the funniest joke in the world. To everybody in the world, except for Patty Davis. Sure. And nobody knew, none of us knew that in the past couple of months, she had made up with her family. They went back to the levels again and she was back excepted into the family. Nobody said she was at the playboy party, so she did playboy. They said, fuck you, then. I said, Patty, it's nice

to see you. I just wrote a joke about you on the way in here. I said, you were the first one to know that your father had Alzheimer's because he started returning your phone calls. So all of that, that story bill, to explain, he told us joke about Ronald Reagan's daughter. When I was listening to that, halfway through it, I was convinced that he couldn't remember the joke. I know, he got there. Tell the fucking joke.

I was thinking that too, because he kept saying, it was the funniest joke. And I almost loving this joke. I told the joke. I was like, we get this joke. I almost loving this joke I told the joke and he said yeah, yeah, so we finally tell start with the joke then tell the story and I word Undy enough I belt which was the fashion of the time So he finally tells the joke and then he goes on to explain that the next time he was on the Howard Stern show That they got wind of this amazing joke

But it was so offensive that Robin and Howard were coming down on Jackie about it, but he knows how funny it was. And now it says, all right, Jackie, tell the joke. And I told the joke and you how it was literally biting his lip to keep from laughing because it was so funny. And him and Robin are trying to yell at me for my bad taste. And he was so funny. And the me for my bad taste and meanwhile so funny and to listen to the call and up and say how funny it was.

I mean, this is this is something John Territory that he's getting into with this shit. He's like that joke was so funny. We all can't talk about the way. This is where you're starting John learned it probably. This mentality. Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of guys like this I've noticed And anything from the show that you want to point right off the bat

Opie's waiting for Jackie to figure out the internet. Yeah, clips of a team This is they come to realize why he's having so much trouble Yeah, and you could hear all of the noise that's going on Jackie's not wearing headphones So slap back from the speakers. They both sound like shit. They both sound like two boomers farting into a coffee can. It's terrible. I'm trying to get my stupid computer out here in the garage.

It's the bump ups that pull up the messages in the AOL and they're always a day behind. And I didn't in just in time to hear you talking about somebody wrecking somebody's career. And I couldn't figure out who yours are mine. You go through this same shit, Jackie. Well, first of all, I got to say, stop with the AOL. It's 2021.

Stop with the AOL. It's for everybody. He's freezing up already. That's because he's using AOL. You're on dial up Jackie Well, that was a great interview with Jack Oh there you're back now see you're on a well. I bet because now you're on like dial up. You're already freezing on me Jackie was one of the first guys on the internet. I got to give him credit

He was on there. He had that animated character telling us jokes and stuff like that. And this was going back before, there's a lot of like flash animation and stuff like that online. He was an early adopter, and now he's still on AOL. Yeah, it's insane. That's kind of stupid, man. I had no idea anybody.

I didn't know AOL was still functioning. I don't think it is. Apparently it is. And OP's giving him advice. I told him I'm like about this. She's like, are you sure it wasn't just like a joke? I was like, no, Jackie's not savvy like that. He's more deliberate with his jokes.

It's not a slow troll about AOL. Yeah, I'm sorry. Streamyer doesn't work with Netscape for some reason. I'm having some issues over here. So this is OP just with bad interviewing skills. So near the end of the episode, they're having all these conversations. And when you talk to someone you want to get stories out of them, you should introduce concepts or information that will get them thinking about things. So if you want to get a story about Howard Stern, you might say, man,

when the movie came out, that had to be crazy times for you guys because you were doing the radio show all morning and then you're going off to the set and you're recording the movie and you had to get up and do it again the next day. You know, the celebrities, like there's ways to get information out of people. This is not how you do it. I was going to try, I was going to try to get like a Howard Stern story idea, maybe one you've never told before, but no much, which one is amazing. It's on my YouTube channel. You don't have to do it again, obviously.

The popcorn 10 story. So Opie says, I was hoping to get an amazing Howard Stern story out of you. Maybe one you've never told before. That's not a question. That's how you interview somebody. Give me exclusive content and go. Yeah.

You do the show for me. Go. So that's what he says, but he doesn't even give Jackie a chance to think about something. He goes, but I loved the story you told about the popcorn and then OP inserts that into the show. And he plays the old episode last time he was on the show.

Right? I was going to say I've heard the story. It was Jackie and Suthering John explaining that as a Christmas gift from Howard, they got a tin of popcorn, some of a foam check. OP's show and it was from Howard. They got a tin of popcorn, a foam check. And it was from OP. And it was from OP. And why OP remembers this? It's because he was there for this. And OP is obsessed with Howard Stern. So he loves shitting on Howard Stern. So he loves that story because it's shitting on Howard

Stern, which is his favorite thing to do. And he's also completely out of it. He doesn't understand the dynamics of Howard and people who used to be on the show. Howard doesn't talk to anyone who used to be on the show I did it as people were on the show currently outside of Robin and Maybe maybe Gary, but I thought this is funny just Opie fell for this at first Have you heard from Howard lately? Yeah, he called this morning. Yes, we were I was having a breakfast and I told nice I told him his wife Yes, we were I sound for breakfast and I told nice I told him his wife She's no, I never hear from him. I got you know have you heard from Howard? Oh, yeah, call me this morning

They don't talk to each other you moron. I don't know why you think that yeah, so I Don't have Jackie out of this show. I was thinking when I was listening to this. Yeah,'s probably plausible. I would imagine so, because he doesn't talk to Senator John anymore. If Jackie is something to plug, he would come on this. That's true. That's true. So we should probably reach out to Jackie and get him on the show. One of the things I have all about his appearance with OP

is non-sequitors into jokes. Like Jackie just tells jokes regardless of what they're talking about. OP's talking about how he heard his back because they're doing this over Zoom and they wanted to do it. You know, they're both on Long Island guys. They could have done this together.

And Opie explains, yeah, my back hurts because my dog, you know, I was walking my dog and it runs over towards another dog and it pulled out my back. And Jackie just turns this into a telling a joke. Yeah, I'm just going to look at dogs' assholes. What's that about? I'm sure you heard my new joke. I'm still a little dog's assholes. What's that about? I'm sure you heard my new joke. I'm sure you heard this but if you haven't the wife says Harry does this dress make me look fat

Yeah, and he said he said you promise you won't get mad no matter what I say she says I promise. He says I'm fucking your sister. I love Jackie. Yeah. Just out of nowhere. There's one person laughing at that joke. Oh, let's talk about the other jokes he tells this again, just out of nowhere. And over the top laughter at the end, you got to love Jackie. He knows the bunch. He's heard as a thousand times.

And he actually gets the first time he's ever heard it. The kid says he sees his mother come out of the shower and he points through her legs and says ma what's that and she said it's my beaver and he says okay and then his grandmother's line on the couch taking a nap and her dress is up and then she's got no pennies on her legs are spread and gets his mom. I think grandma's fever is dead. It's tongue is hanging out. I don't even know if we did have Jackie out and I hope we do. I don't know how to respond to these choices. I'm not gonna fake laugh long. I know. It's gonna be really awkward to watch him laugh and choke for that seven seconds after he's done with it.

All right. The one clip that I have from this episode is Jackie tells a story about Roddy Dangerfield. It's Spring Break and Roddy Dangerfield farting in an elevator. Oh, I have that. Can I play that clip? Oh, yes, please play it.

It's actually a pretty funny. It's actually a pretty good Roddy, Dagerfield story. And Roddy's like, come on, let's go gamble. Let's go get some need or something. You know, so they get in the elevator and there's nobody in the elevator. And they're on the way down. And Fox said Roddy cut the most disgusting, loud, vicious fart. He's ever heard.

And it just was just terrible. And a couple floors down the door open and this little Chinese lady got in. And the doors closed and they went down to the lobby. And of course when they got the lobby and the doors opened, there's like a hundred people waiting to get in the elevator. The door is open and it has Rodney and Fox and this little woman of walk-and-a-half the elevator Rodney McStiner and says, you're really fucking disgusting, you know that. It's a good Rodney story because I can tell you picture that. So then of course, OP has to have a Rodney story.

Oh God, OP story is not on par with that. The FATEEM. You know, recently on my podcast, I talked about Rodney Day to Field. When we were at WWE, he would come in and we would get him high. And he was, I mean, he was old at this point and he still was enjoying his pot. And I had a guy that works for us named Stinky who would bring him to the stairwell and get him high before he came on our show. And I hope he did that on purpose.

I prayed to that on purpose. It's a train wreck. Oh, this Jackie. Oh, Jackie. Is that any better? What, you just decided in the middle of my story to try to switch it up. I didn't stop it The thing stopped that you were going Of course, that's probably as good as your story was

God damn it, Opie. No control over his own show He's telling a boring story. This Jackie hung out with Rodney, he talks about how they used to go on the road and do coke and drink and smoke weed. And like these guys have war stories. Hopi was like, yeah, a weird guy in our show got him high in the stairwell

before he came out in the show. And Jackie, you there? Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about more of the random jokes that just come up out of nowhere during this show. That's why I don't want to mention her name and she is really a big producer now because these are... I'll always finish up a story about this Fox News producer who only had one arm and was trying to fuck OP. And and Jackie just goes from that story

into his joke telling. That's why I don't want to mention her name and she is really a big producer now because these are all true stories, man. A smart Polish guy and a good smelling Italian guy and a British guy with a big cost walked into a bar and a Jewish guy bought around a drink. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat,

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and the pointy-star says, I should take a, his neighbor says, oh, I only got the first space. And the pointy-star says, well, at least you got your asshole licked. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So let me tell in a story about he was at less Paul's 85th birthday. And less Paul, I guess, is a big Howard Stern fan, right? So it's a less Paul concert.

This, this venue that they're at. And Keith Richards is right in the front with his like mom or something. Yeah. And Jackie's there and less Paul sees Jackie. And he's like, you got to come up here and tell some jokes. So Jackie comes up and tells jokes. And of course, you know, Jackie's telling the story so we crushed it.

Never one time with the funniest person never lived. And then Opie says, so you told dirty jokes at this last poll show, what was the dirtiest joke that you told? So we know how funny it was. This is the dirtiest joke you told. Now I want to back up a little bit because you said you told five of the dirtiest jokes

that night, what was your best one that night? Pop, what's a vagina look like? Son before sex, a vagina's like a roller with soft pink velvety petals. And the aroma of perfume. What about after sex? Do you have any bulldog eating mayonnaise. And no, no, I've never seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise. It's so bizarre.

All right, so let's get back into open subsession with Howard. So Jackie is complaining about how disconnected celebrities and news media people are lecturing everyone about how they should live their lives with the vaccine and with whatever is going on in the news. And so, hope he takes offense of this because he's broadcasting from his apartment in Manhattan and you can see how the window is. So he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not call people out who are disconnected from reality. Jackie X-Nay on the ivory tower, a. And as you see my view, I'm higher than every building in New York City right now. I know. I've been to that apartment building. It's beautiful.

So then Opie goes on to brag about how he can see Howard's apartment building from his apartment building. And just because he's a house on the Hamptons and he lives in a high rise in Manhattan near Howard, doesn't mean he's obsessed with Howard or anything. I mean, it's not like painfully obvious or anything. If you want, I could go on the other side of the apartment and we could actually look at where Howard lives. Y'all, that's what I live for. Maybe you can wave to him.

You know, spin to him. He knows how I wave to him. Do you want to see where Howard lives? Check his like, no, yeah, not really. Also, I don't think Howard lives there anymore. I think he knows him for the in a replica of our pants. Yeah. This is true. What's talk about the sponsor of the show? Okay.

Out of the why, but Opie for some reason when he's reading Bluetooth spots, it's outstanding. Nobody else could pull this off. It makes me so repulsed. Okay, let's talk about boners. Okay. And then let the boners begin. Oh, you. The fuck is wrong with this guy?

Gross boner, Jack. It's really gross. All right, then we talk about Norma Donald. Oh, yeah, nobody's talking about this. Well, I mean, it's... Norma Donald passed away. Yeah, Norma Donald passed away, so the question comes up.

Oh, he's has some real sincere thoughts about it. Well, he asks Jackie, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, funny. Oh, okay, because he's the one who just died. Like maybe we should talk about how he was funny. Oh no, but you wanna talk about how you're funny. Okay, well that's fine. I guess you could do that. Did you have something on the? Well yeah, the episode before this, if you wanna talk about some touching remarks, and the most, making it about you,

clip 14 is OP's take on Nordmic Donald passing away. That Nordmic Donald died at the age of, fuck it 61 man that's it god that sucks Nor Mcdonald was on the show I think once we finally got him on and we knew we were in front of greatness you just knew that you were hanging out with one of the funniest guys to ever live. Oh, sorry about that. So touching. Yeah.

And now Norm's agent booked him on OP radio podcasts. This is true. Norm was supposed to be on OP. Really? Yeah. And three weeks ago. Did he fire that agent? Yeah.

Well, this is Norm reacting to the news. Okay. Three weeks ago. No to self. I don't want to live. Very good. Very well done, Andy. Let's get back to Jackie a little bit here. I have a few more clips that I want to play where Opie's talking about that Fox News producer

who didn't have an arm and By the way, we went to this is pretty funny. I almost forgot about this We went to steal Panther a couple weeks ago. Nice. They were great and at one point in the show They go all right sticks it in the earth the drummer It's gonna do an impression of the drummer from deaf leopard He puts his arm into his shirt and he starts playing drums like really shitty. And he just does that. And then Michael Stero's in the car, they're like,

do you guys not know who the drummer from Deaf Lepard is? Is this the spot out of question? I can't. This is amazing. You guys, you're not loving this? All right. What was I talking about? That's pretty great.

So there's one woman from Fox News who wanted to fuck OP. And OP is telling that story. And Jackie thinks that OP show is listened to by an audience. He doesn't realize that he's shouting into a vacuum through ALL. And so he explains. So he explains that she's going to hear about this because art because OP is talking about it. So my last memory of hers with one arm in a bathroom

soaking wet, screaming on me to get all the answers. With the amount of people you know that are listening to this show, somebody knows this one arm lady and you're gonna hear from her one way or another. And I think it's, I don't think so. I don't think you're gonna hear from her.

I don't think, Opie's told the story many times. I don't think anyone's listening to it or anybody cares.'re gonna hear from her. I don't think, I'll be told the story many times. I don't think anyone's listening to it or anybody can hear it. For a very short time from her. So Jackie then at the very end of the show explains that when Howard first came to New York City, he, nobody knew who he was.

They didn't know that Robin was black and so Howard would just make up these stories. He was a Vietnam vet. And he would say I'm half Jewish and half Italian. He would, he would tell all these things that weren't true about him. And so Jackie's doing a stumped the joke man live event and he says, you can ask me any questions you want.

And someone asked him about the show and he came with his best ad lib ever. So I'm doing a show at Chuckles and people are so enamored with the show. And I always play stumped the joke man. So I'm playing stumped the joke man, but I tell people this if you got aored with the show. And I always played Stump the Jokeman. So I'm playing Stump the Jokeman, but I tell people this, if you got a question about the show,

you can go and feel free. So I'm standing up there and the guy raises his hand and he says, Jackie, is Howard really half Jewish. And I said, yes. And the guy said,

what's the other half? And I said, yes. And the guy said, what's the other half? And I said, even more Jewish. And the place went nuts. And it was exactly right. That's amazing. Absolutely amazing. Maybe my best dad lived in my entire life. That's amazing.

Every story that Jackie tells ends with, and everyone went crazy. I told this joke and people lost their minds. You think that if you do acid too many times, you'll go nuts. No, if you listen to my jokes too many times You fucking lose your mind. You will leave pig Floyd. They'll write Alipop is about you. If you hear enough of my jokes Jesus Christ. Everybody is lost. We're sure Howard. Yeah. And every fish I ever caught was three feet long. Oh. Before Jackie comes on, Opia dresses.

So he talked about the Greg Shells thing on a previous episode. And so somebody says, oh, wait on Greg Shells. You know, Greg Opia Hughes is really his Greg Hughes. Right. And Anthony's talked about how working with him was like walking on Greg shells because he's just always in a shitty mood and you never knew what you were going to get. And Opie is prideful about this. Way to own the Greg shells thing. Of course, why is it a dumb thing? That just means people were

scared of me. That's embarrassing for people. It's not embarrassing for me. It's embarrassing for the people that were too scared to speak up when they had a problem with me. And instead they went behind my back and called me Greg Schelds. That's embarrassing on there and not mine. He thinks that makes other people look bad. No.

And it means that people were uncomfortable around me. Yeah, I mean, you're an asshole to be around. They didn't know whether you're going be addicted after not and you had power You could fire people and he's like what's their fucking problem just cuz I'm in a shitty mood every day Oh, I'm a chieftain like crap and I snap at them when I want to copy this they're the assholes like Greg I know you said you've gone to therapy and you're working out your things. It's not it didn't work It didn't work. Yeah, but things are still there. Yeah, like you're working out your things, it didn't work. It didn't work. It didn't work. Get a new ther.

Yeah, but things are still there. Yeah, like you're not understanding. You're not fixing anything. If you're looking back at this and saying, every single coworker ever worked with, thinks I suck, and now all they do is talk about much I suck, and they're the assholes, like, okay. I don't know, I don't know that's true.

I was just watching Anthony Cooney this week, and Bob Kelly was a guest. Bob Kelly used to be on Opie and Anthony all the time. Haven't seen Bob Kelly on Opie radio. There was a single guy who goes on Opie radio. He used to be a regular on Opie and Anthony. Why not? I don't know.

What? Maybe the dog is talking. What is wrong with these people? Oh. You should see a speech there, best of thing. And you got one more clip on here. What is wrong with these people? Whoa. He should see a speech therapist, I think. And you got one more clip on here. Oh sure, it says this is a throwaway thing.

Opie presumes to, like, he spends half this up, well, he doesn't even spend it. He just downloads serious XM's content of an interview with Anthony Bourdain. And then afterwards, says that he could see Anthony Bourdain's suicide coming. Oh God, really? Oh yeah, he's what you could tell.

A fucktard. I'll never forget, I'm paraphrasing, but I asked him. I saw sadness in his eyes, especially on the last couple appearances on the OP Anthony show or maybe it was just me at the time, whatever. I don't know. I was just doing radio with whoever I could find. And I asked him if he had hope for humanity because he travels the world.

And I remember his answer and I'm paraphrasing that. I don't want to live. Great. Well done. Did you hear what he just said there? I just picked up on something he said there. He goes, maybe he was OP Anthony. Maybe it was after that when? I just picked up on something he said there he goes. Maybe he was opening Anthony, maybe it was after that

when I was just trying to do radio with anyone I could find. He just called out Carl Ruiz, Shradd Small, and Vic Hadnley. Those were the guys he was doing radio with. He's like, anyway, I could find, I was just doing radio with. Well, that's a shitty thing. I mean, most of those people won't hear that you said that. Yeah. So that's the good news.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Between Carl Ruiz, Vic Hadley, and Anthony, four days. You said that? Yeah, so that's the good news Between Carl Rees McKenley and Anthony for days Right, right, right, I'm just gonna show her just shit to people are dead Everybody could go on so serious next time after Anthony and Jim left the all sucked. Jesus hope Sharon still around can It is, hold. Like, throw a hug with you. Andy, what have we done today? Oh my God.

We've done it all. See, answer. We talked about we saw the devil. We had cringe of the week from Adam Thoreau, which is a staple these days. Stuttering John does not get life, even when it's explained to him in plain terms. Opie talked to Jackie Martling.

Jackie still tells jokes all the time. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Oh yeah. The teacher. The teacher. The teacher. The teacher.

The teacher. The teacher. The teacher. The teacher. The teacher. This is the part of the show. We play a clip from the episode. We'll be reviewing next week on,

who are these podcasts? And I'm happy to say that we are entering the month of October. And as we did last year, we're going to turn this into joctober. So exciting. Talking about radio host podcasting and or radioing. In me. Winging. Tim Allen would have never done this.

It's one more thing. I'm strong and getty. One more thing. I'm strong and getty. One more thing. I hadn't thought of Tim Allen in forever. Burra as I had somewhere the other day where they had his TV show on home improvement. One of the most successful shows in the history of the world that I'd completely forgotten about, Tim Tooltime Taylor. Remember, without the number one show in the country for a long time, he made gazillions of dollars because he was the creator and star of it. Armstrong and Getty, one more thing they suggested that came in from Justin.

Fucking timely. Yeah. Oh, this is a brand new episode that just dropped. Holy shit. This past week. Yeah, I know. So apparently what these guys do is they do a four hour radio show and then do a 15 minute podcast immediately afterwards.

And what I was told is that their energy level isn't what it could have been. Have they not just had a four hour radio show? Why are they not doing what everyone else does and just repurposing the fucking content of the radio show? Just repurpose your fucking radio show. You know why they're not doing that because it doesn't work.

Yeah, it sucks. It repurpose your fucking radio show. You know why they're not doing that? Cause it doesn't work. Yeah, it sucks. It's never worked ever. Wow. Andy, anything that you want to plug, I appreciate you coming on the show. Oh, yeah. So, prepare listening to OP for me. It's awesome.

I mean, coordinate on that, but it just happened. Yeah. Anything you want to plug, my friend. Y'all plug the rubber dick stickers. Yeah. You're already plugged it for me. Hey, everybody, I'm it's the equivalent of me. If Matt Greening was at a Comic Con and I was selling Black

part Simpson at a Jordan Jersey, selling my own ripoff content, message Carl for rubber dick stickers. I'll send you one. Yeah, for sure. They're actually really cool. I'll post a picture of them. I'm not really sure. Oh, you're not, I'll get that.

But if you want one you like to tell me. All right, let me explain my problem with Andy right now. So we saw our merch table. And I got Andy. Oh, yeah, no, I know that. Andy and Jen from the Juno's Department are working our merch table, right, at the live show. And I have a bunch of shirts, two different styles,

all the different sizes and colors you could want. And we have posters that Vinnie brought, Vinnie brought creep-off posters you could buy. The shirts were 25 bucks, posters were 10 bucks. Andy brings stick my I had stickers too. Those were free. Andy brings his own stickers. 250 each. Three dollars. All right. Or two for two for five. Yeah. Will we make a change for people now like you had to make it that fucking And Jen is like looking at me she was getting the biggest kick out of watching me try and figure out change Everything I had like a lot of singles and all of my pockets

This is Carl's money. This is my money And I just have like two handfuls of singles and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing This is why we play poker with you That's hilarious I appreciate that you brought your own merch dick Sunny was gonna bring his own merch and didn't like fuck that I'm bringing them out and I also managed all of your merch You did I appreciate that please Join us again next week it might be the episode we find out what's for a who are these podcasts? sleep well every pony

Of morning radio Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone Who wants to hear that song? He doesn't want to hear that song. No outro anymore. who's being roasted. Carl even offers a disavow, disavow, to distance himself from particularly harsh comments where Kaya ponders her being almost raped and murdered, and not being almost. Come on, Kaya, it's supposed to be good fun and not personal. You seem to really abore this grifter.

I'm just saying. Keith asks, isn't that what makes Kaya, Kaya, just saying? Cheryl writes, love me some Kaya. Totally agree with the above comment that that's what makes Kaia, Kaia, just saying? Cheryl writes, Love me some Kaia. Totally agree with the above comment that that's what makes him Kaia. And also what makes WATP, WATP. And from the show's subreddit, CrazyBoutMonkey says,

I love Kaia. He brings that great energy because he's probably tired of having to talk about video game shit on the official podcast or Charlie Super Autism. I actually found WATP through the OP so it's cool. Baby butters, what is Kaya? Turkish? He was obviously taught to hate women. A look here man. Yeah, Turk Roach living in Germany. That said, he's great. Adam 95 recaps with. Kaya. Bitch, horror, cunt. She should be raped and killed.

Carl. Ha ha ha, holy shit. The Phantom Dennis responds in kind, card of electra. This shows sucks. Carl. Ha ha ha, oh my god I can't breathe. Ha ha ha. I'm starting to see a pattern.

Thought-kicker offers, the pattern is that the acid never really wore off and Carl thinks family guy is funny now. John's spit claims, conspiracy! Cardiff Electric is ex-co-host Kevin. But later ads, it may also be producer Chris because he needs the job.

Majestic risk 7 chimes in with, Cardiff Electric sounds like producer Chris on his deathbed. And Cameronestic risk 7 chimes in with, Cardiff Electric sounds like producer Chris on his death bet, and Cameron A. Z plays us out with, Kevin is known to be a world-class voice actor. with with Vic Hello, oh, good to hear from you again. Well, that copy Ben. Uh, slowly dying.

Oh, no. I guess we all I guess we all are. Yeah, right. It's kind of how that works. Any other comments on that? Or no, that's it. I mean, fucking Norma McDonald is dead. So, you know, it's a bad time for me.

You're a big norm fan, huh? A giant. Interesting, because everyone loves Norma McDonald except for Kaya. Kaya sent me a note, he goes, I don't get this boomer humor. Can you explain it to me? It's the only person I know who wasn't a fan of

Norma Dammit. I thought maybe it was a generational thing, but apparently not. No, that's why I don't like Kaya. You don't like anyone, do you? Not really. So I'll be honest with you, a lot of the listeners weren't sure if they are ever going to hear from you again or Casey, because it's been a couple of weeks. And so Cardiff Electric decided to put together a pre-recorded review segment for us. And I figured I'd play that for us now. Hopefully there isn't any overlap to what you were going to read. And we'll play along with Cardiff. The WATP review segment is brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network, home

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had been home invaded and his family had been tortured and beaten while he was tied up and forced to watch. When I asked him how he was, he said, well, could have been worse. I could have been forced to listen to who are these podcasts. I will now leave a three-second space of silence in the recording where you can ask me if that was a one-star review, one-star review carnifer. That was a one star review the next review from the internet this show still stinks one two five five five three that was a one star review the next review from the internet I wish I could give a lower score than no stars the only redeemable quality to this show is when the great Vinny Palino comes on

and graces us with his comedic genius. I hear he recently came in fifth place and a top 10 list on a very notable podcast on the internet. Good for him. Maybe next year he'll be number one. One, two, three. That was a one star review. There are no more reviews. The sponsor of this segment does not endorse any of the comments made during this segment, nor did they endorse this podcast. All right. I think that was made up. So, uh, Vick, do you have any actual reviews from the internet for us? Yeah, my review on Cardiff Electric is he talks like he has grapes and his mouth at all times

and I don't like it. But I did bring reviews in. Great. What's there? This one's from Carl's hamburger. America be worn. This particular program assaults both my ears and my soul. The Nick Crowley impersonator Carl in need of a helmet and apology from his high school will force on you all the

charm you would expect from a herpes infection with twice the sadness. Wow, it's pretty creative. Five stars. I would imagine. That is a five star. Very nice. Thank you for that. This one's from Blobby Digital. It says Blind Mike. I heard the interview with Blind Mike and decided to give this podcast a chance. Okay. That was the reason. Shout out to that username.

I know that Wu Tang reference. Yeah, also shout out to Blind Mike who I haven't brought up. But yes, I didn't interview with him on his show and that was a lot of fun He's a easy good guy. Nice Is that a five-star review of any chance? That was oh, thank you for absolutely no reason. Thanks Bobby I have one more from a be nast garbage right wing morons spouting off at the mouth zero creativity or creativity and not funny Wow, that sounds pretty accurate actually gotta give it to him five start oh that's a one star

optimistic on that one I suppose Vic have I taught you since the Chicago show? No I've been I've been dying slowly, you know, I just sense that he had cancer. Wait, who is this thing now? Fucking normal Donald Carl. Do you even fucking listen to what you say half the time? No, that's your job. You're dying to fucking cancer Carl.

That's true. He did. Yeah. He battled for nine years. And that's why we haven't spoken to each other. Yeah, okay. Well, I really have been busy before you bumped everybody out with that. I was gonna ask what you thought about the Wiveshow. I thought you and Casey were both fantastic. I was surprised at how well you both did, but what were your thoughts on the show? I really like the guy in the white tank top that was falling asleep in the front row the whole time.

This is the first time he's been calling out on the show. Yeah, no, he's fucking slept through like 90% of it. And then like at the end, he was like, yeah, fuck yeah. I was like, what the fuck you clapping for? But his buddy that he brought was named cocaine Jesus. And I'm like, I think Jesus ran out of cocaine. He was also sleeping. I think those guys dreamt that they were at a better show.

That's why they were applauding at the end. Yeah, it was fun. It was nice. It was fun. You interacted with the crowd like not at all. It was just the show on stage. Correct. That was my goal. It's a way to do it. And then it's a very well fucking dummy Paulino gets up there. It's like show hands. How many people

but this is your standup show asshole. I'm not interacting with people show hands. Fucking moron. I had a very strict conversation with him after the show. You never talked to the audience ever again. Fuck those people. All right. You and Casey turned out to look very similar to each other, which was interesting. But I thought that you both came across very well,

and the fans who showed up were very excited to meet you both Yeah, I mean like there was a point where like we went around in the meet and greet and like no one knew who the fuck we were And we're like Vic and Casey because you know it was during the mean goal. So we go around hey, it's Vic and Casey They're like who I'm like I'm I don't listen to that part of the show. I mean you pay 60 bucks for the mean greed You think you'd listen to the end of the show every now and again, but apparently Apparently now well it makes you feel any better. There are people at the meat and gree that wouldn't make eye contact with me I was like

Shit that weirdo's coming over here All right call it's me. Why do you keep walking away? All right, so we're gonna talk about Vick and Casey's appearance, I thought they both had very cool shoes. Yes. They had dresses with sneakers. All the rage these days. Well, she wore crocs like woodland.

Oh, yeah. That's how I really like that. That's a good point. Carl should have worn crocs. I should have worn crocs. It was a fuck up on your body. I fucked up again. This is the second time I've done a live show

and not worn a crack. But I wear them whenever I stop show, so I make up for it. Oh, and everyone watches the Iced-A-Tops Carl. I don't actually do that. This is a voicemail. This is Barney, the purple dinosaur. I made the mistake of just respecting or ignoring John at one of his kids birthday

parties and I don't recommend it. I was a couple of weeks later down just getting hammered at Peckwick Pog, turned around and stuck her punch. And what's even worse is he raped my friend Big Bird that night. And the back alley, John Rape's Big Bird. Bonnie, the purple dinosaur is a prick. I can't even say it. I'm out of me. All right, John didn't rape Big Bird.

I want to throw it out there. I want another lost in him as boner pills. Yeah Might have but he forgot his bills on the spice rack. I Gotta go to pickwick pub. I don't want the great Michael. Fuck serving me. So I just want to say did not rape Big Bird That's that's a joke Hey Carl. I got a couple of questions for you here. As a fellow fan of Adam Curry, what do you think of processing 2.0?

And I like the guy, but oh my God, you can make a fucking 10 hour super clip of just him saying processing 2.0. Holy shit, I don't know what my take is on it quite I fucking hate podcasts even have video I just I have a fucking life I had no life I would make that supercliff but I want to hear your thoughts Carl go fuck yourself bye wow what a accent like on that so Adam Curry is spearheading, podcasting 2.0. I like the concept. The concept is every listener can contribute any amount

of money they want to to the hosts and the producers of the show. And they can, you know, it can be pennies, it can be dollars, whatever you want to do. The problem is it's all in Bitcoin. And Bitcoin is not currency. Bitcoin is an investment. I own Bitcoin. And Bitcoin is not currency. Bitcoin is an investment. I own Bitcoin.

I wouldn't spend it. I've listened to no agenda. People are throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars at those guys. They're doing very well. Is it all in Bitcoin? No. No, it's actual real currency.

So that's the thing. And I talked to Sir Ben Ros, when I was on the Grumpy old Ben show We were talking about Podcasts and 2.0 I like the concept of it I'll get into it if they figure out a way that people can contribute actual money But Bitcoin is too volatile to be a currency and it's it's silly. That's cool And I've never heard somebody name drop somebody I I've never heard of. That was interesting.

Who Adam Curry? No, serve Ben bros. Sir Ryan Bebrew. He's right here in the shed. Oh, right now. He's telling me Bitcoin is now illegal a child. Wow. I'm so impressed.

He's a producer. He's a producer of the No Agenda Show. I'm just from fucking around. Grumpield Bass. I think he's got a new show too or show. I'm just from fucking around. Grumpy old bad. I think he's got a new show too or something. He says fuck you too. Yeah. It wasn't meant to be a name drive.

I was like, all right. Let's talk about cases. I'm just fucking around. Big Carl, first time caller, longtime manager. And I'm here to say a man's testing two things. One, they get the voicemail segment. Because the best segment of the show, you can go fuck themselves. first time call their long time manifest here and i'm here to say a man especially two things one they're going to voice will segment the best thing in the show you can go fuck themselves

and to try and manifest casey and all casey's probably just big old bitties big old bitties and i'm out and uh... that is all thank you uh... the book is a car trying to manifest casey's big old bitties

there are a big old bitties. I think you're TIGGLE bitties, but I don't want to knit pick. Honestly, I don't think she had that big of a wreck, though. Yeah, let's talk about that. All right. Let's look away and flint at it. The wet t-shirt pick is legendary. It's incredible. All right, we need to follow up to that.

So we need to verify it. What you take on this, Vic. I'm just saying that she like from the right angles like C's can look like F's or G's or whatever she was claiming right? Interesting. Yeah, okay Like these are still nice. You know, it's passing, but it could be more you think you have better tets than Casey 100% official more. You think you have better tits than Casey? 100% 100. What official titgate has started. Tittigate.

Wow, there's a rivalry that I've been waiting for. All right, well, that's a good take. Vic wasn't expecting that. Yeah. Do you want to talk more about cases? I've been holding it in for a while. Do you want to talk more about her boobs or should we move on? No, we can move on. All right, here's another one.

No, holy shit. I just finished. I think you just finished good stuff. I think you just finished jerking out. Hey, Vic, this is for you. Hey, Carl, this is for you. Hey, Carl, I got two questions. Number one is there an address or a PO box where we can send Vic fan mail. And number two, how do you disguise the smells human fecal matter from post office workers? Thanks. Come back.

Both great questions. Vic, do you want to address that? Do you have a PO box? People can send no gifts to you. And I'm not getting, let's just, oh, God. I can't imagine what I would get. Because like, you know, like, I'll look into my like Instagram DMs and a guy like, did it come tribute on his phone? What does that mean?

Do you know what that is? Carollary to old. I'm too old. I got to say that. It's when like, you have like a picture of yourself on the guy's phone And then he comes on it as a tribute to you He comes on his phone or he comes on a yeah, he comes on his phone So it's a picture of a picture of Vic on my phone and me coming on my own phone on Vic's picture on my phone, right?

So it's a two phone system. I hate it. It's a two phone system. Okay. I hate everything you guys just said. You know, I explain that so succinctly because I invented it. It all started with fishing. You know what I did. I bought a printer. That's how I come out of VIX picture. I don't want to ruin a phone over it. Wow, what congratulations, Beck. You're high. Thank you. Honestly, I was pretty proud of it until, you know, like five seconds later when I just found it disgusting.

I've talked about it on the internet. You're like, well, this is touching. Wait a second, it's got a psychopath. Never mind. I thought it was cool to learn it was Andy. That was just gross. Hey, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Car, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Carly, I'm part of Icon Car, I'm part of Icon Car, I'm part of Icon Car, I'm part of Icon Car, I'm part of Icon Car, I'm part of Icon Carly, I got the mouth zero Fractivity not funny Why you got a lot of competition back wow fucking love it a lot of competition coming guys I mean there's days where Vic and Casey are not available. I don't know why band practice guy can't be in the rotation

And man I talked to him at the live show. He's he's mellow I can't be in the rotation. And man, I talked to him at the live show. He's he's mellow. Yeah, I know. I like this guy. I was a highlight of my experience in Chicago. I'm getting back like this guy. Oh boy.

Now I'm getting very distracted by our discord. All right. Last voicemail. This came in today. I just caught it in time. The Bukhaki queen is back. Yes. Who are these podcasts? Make it close on me. Who are these podcasts? It's me. We'll catch the Queen. Who are these podcasts? F*** you, Carl.

Well, what did I do to the Bokkaki Queen? Why did you see like me anymore? What did I do for this request? You know the answer to this? Not enough gizz. Apparently not. Wait, what did you gizz talk in the back nine? Yeah, what did we learn today?

We learned the cases tits suck. We learned that. We learned that. We learned that Vic loves it when you jail all over a photo instead of a We were not true. We were in that Vic loves it when you jail all over her photo instead of it's very true. By the way, I don't mention this enough, but when you send her for a Patreon, you do get Vic's cell phone number.

Right. And then you can also send her fun things. We should get a PL box for you too. I'd be willing to pay for that. Oh, good. That's ecstatic. I'm so excited, Carl., Bet you are. How are things with you in the fiat say

everything going good? Yeah, he, uh, he wants to make me a body builder. Oh, don't do that. Hmm. No, I want to either don't become a Jim Rat Vic. Don't do that. I don't think I could ever there's not enough people like looking at me when I work out and they just focus on their own workouts. So I don't think I could do that. Oh, you're not getting enough attention. That's a great.

Yeah. Okay, just where less. That's how that works at the gym. It's true. All right, Vic, thank you so much for coming out. I was great to talk to you again. Of course, Carl, you still look like fucking shit. coming out. I was great to talk to you again. Of course, Carly. You still look like fucking shit. I know. I'm working out of that. Not really. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me, great.

Goodbye! I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm outta here.