Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep279 - Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Episode Date: October 3, 2021

We're kicking off Jocktober with a radio show that does four hours of talk every morning and then for some reason another fifteen minutes of podcasting. I guess they just can't get to everything they want to talk about in just four short hours. Doug from Who's Right joins us this week to once again complain about his homework assignment. Also, we get an update on Opie's parking situation, Patrick Michael's policy on the name Karl, Stuttering John's flight to Reno, and the review girls' battle for boob superiority.  https://whosrightpodcast.com/  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a suggestion from Justin. We have both listened to this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. And Justin sent this in a while back, but I pulled it because we're doing, Jack Tilber, we're doing all radio shows

or ex-radio hosts who are podcasting in the month of October. And what these guys do is a morning show, four hour long morning show, they're from the West Coast, they're syndicated to like 15, 20 markets. It's a, did you hear about these guys before this, Doug? Not even a little bit, no, I've never heard of them.

I hadn't either, but they seem like they're pretty popular. What they do is they do a four hour radio show Monday through Friday, and then they do a 15 minute podcast afterwards, which seems ludicrous to me. Like you just did four hours. Can you just cut that up and put it out of the podcast? You got to do 15 more minutes. How many episodes of this did you listen to? A half of a morning radio show and a couple of podcasts.

So I only listened to the podcast. I listened to three episodes and two of them had five ad reads in the 15 minutes clip. Yes. Yeah, the podcast starts off. It's 15 minutes long and it's eye-hart media. So they have all these national advertisers started off. I hope they're making some money on that, but it just seems odd that it would be half of the, like that's what radio does. Half of the time you're listening to it, it's commercials.

And podcasts are not like that, guys. Try to point that out. That's all this is, is just downloading a shitty radio station without the music. So, all right, so let's start off with, this is the radio show intro, and it's got all the hack radio production I guess that's still a thing Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio the George Washington broadcast center

Jack Armstrong and Joe daddy. I'm strong and daddy and He's strong and daddy. And he is strong and daddy. I've never understood why that's stuck, that production style. Where you have to have different modulation on the voice, and there's an echo, and then you say the name of the show twice, and then the third time. It's this other person saying it's like okay that's cuz people are fucking stupid Carl. There's one of your lots of the sounds and noises and music bats that's actually what inspired the no shit Sherlock or not no shit Sherlock that's what inspired our teaser drop. I put that together as a goof on radio because radio is so The tea is actually... The tea is actually... The tea is actually...

I put that together as a goof on radio because radio is so silly for doing that. Podcasting doesn't do that sort of thing, except for then I go to their podcast. And this is what their podcast sounds like. How long can you keep fish? We're cleaning up, soundfret. I'm strong and getty. One more thing. I'm strong and getty one more thing. Hot dogs keep practically forever, don't they?

Yeah, damn there in the plastic contains case that they come in. They don't have the same energy when they come in on the podcast. What did you observe on this dog? So I don't know which one is which. There's a guy that talks a lot and then the other guy that just reads the paper and the background and nods every once in a while or essentially it was the same. I picked up the same thing from the three episodes that I listened to. So play my number two.

That was the one that I had marked that I think identifies or explains what the show is like. Anyway, they also go on a state that the fur and dogs are flowing into the United States and their health the Papers are often fake and so they got distemper and rabies and god knows what else Dog gonorrhea dog or yeah, I hate to get a dog gonorrhea Yeah, I hate to get a dog with rabies Bring them to the family and the club. What did I just listen to? Everything that I heard was, okay, we have this shitty premise.

Let's just keep making it shittier and shittier. Just keep coming with something and seeing if we can make it stick. Yeah, so I want to point out when they start off their show. They start off on the radio show So this is the morning show. It's 6 a.m. Where they are and they have some energy like they're excited about it We can start the show officially if you like that'd be a good idea. I'm Jack Armstrong He's Joe Getty on this and his Friday October 1st the rent is due the rent. It's too damn I'm here 2021 where I'm strong and getting we approve of this program.

You don't got to pay the rent anyway. Well, that's right. CDC says you don't have to pay the rent because of the CDC. Yeah. How can that be? I don't know. That didn't ever happen. All right. Let's begin the show officially now, according to FCC rules and regulations. Here we go. At Mark McDonald's is officially bringing back the McRib nation. Why folks? All right. So that's how they start off the show. By the way, the Runt is too damn high as a little dated, but whatever. Then you fast forward four hours plus to the podcast,

and this is what it sounds like. So now we won't play that clip. Okay. Okay. That's a heck of a noise. Do you have a restless syndrome? Oh, I don't know, but it's time we talk openly about restless a-ness syndrome. He sound exhausted.

What one of the episodes that I listened to, I clipped the tail end of their intro and then it's my number 10. I clipped the tail end of their intro and then how they led into the show. Any good friends you can have, a topic known as the Dunbar number. number 10. I I clipped the tail end of their intro and then how they led into the show. Good friends. You can have a topic known as the Dunbar number. We'll get to that in just a second. But here's a joke that was kind of long and so we didn't get it onto the regular radio show. So Seth Myers following the news that Kentucky. It was too. The joke was too long for their four hour radio show, but they're going to squeeze it in on their 15 minute episode.

That makes perfect sense. There's a lot of them playing like late night shows and like jokes from late night shows I'd ever seen. Yeah, that's what this was. So as soon as that Seth Myers clip ended, then number 11, this is the tail end of that Seth Myers. This has been Dan. That's really funny. You know what? I just want to hear that Bob Bafford bit from a

Conan again. Holy crap, was that funny? Horse racing legend. Bob. Oh. Then they just go right. Can you imagine having a podcast where all you do is get on and then just start playing clips from someone else's show? Well, I mean, it sounds really good just watching television at this point. Hey, turn to channel eight. I want to see what's a channel eight now.

Oh, this is fun. So one of the things from that clip that I played that I noticed with them and with the radio show is that it's constantly teasing what's coming up next. And that's the thing you have to do on radio because you have these long commercial breaks. You want people to linger longer, you want them to stick around and listen to the show. So they're constantly teasing things like this. Scientists say squirrels and humans have similar personalities. We'll have full team coverage on that story later. Speaking of the COVID, let me hit you with this number. All right, so there's just good amazing squirrel story that's coming up. So I'm listening.

I go 40 minutes later and they tease it yet again. And we'll have to get to this in hour two or at some point, a new study that says human and squirrels, humans and squirrels have similar personalities. This is actually out of the University of California Davis, which connects a number of traits, including aggressiveness and sociability between squirrels and humans. You know, I'm tempted to make a childish joke involving the word nuts, but I just, I don't have it in me today for some reason. All right. I never got to the story.

Carl, do you know what the bull sheet is? No, it's the bull sheet. So it's a subscription service that radio and podcast people use to come up with show content. Okay. And I think that it, I would bet money that that's what they are reading from. And an example of is a Washington state man

who was teaching his pit bull how to drive was arrested after high-speed chase. Yeah. And then they give you the joke to say afterwards. Right, yeah, it's all fed to you. So you have to do any of the work. I think that's all they're doing. There is a lot of that.

They talk a lot of politics too. I should probably mention these guys are libertarians. And at least the episode I listened to was a ton of political talk. Not necessarily trying to be funny or fun, but just talking about politics and whatnot. But a lot of it, like I said, is teasing things and who Sarah Silverman is not going to like this. Plus, we have a lot of good, not completely non-political stuff. Hey, more of that report

on transgender athletes and how former dudes have a clear advantage has come out. It's indisputable at this point and anybody disputes it is just another What do you come on these days a quasi-religious woke crackpot? I think that's what you would call them. Yes, so they go on later That was the tease I got the lesson and they finally go on. They say there's this UK study done over 18 months with hundreds of participants and what they found was that trans women are better at sports than you know I'm allowed to call them women anymore. I guess you'd call them assigned female at birth. A-fail. I think I think the study came out and said men are better than women at sport.

Yes correct. It took them 18 months to figure this out and I thought this was kind of interesting when they found I did get to the story. Yeah, and they mentioned the national teams from several nations, including ours, a soccer team, I should say, women's soccer teams were beaten by 14, 15 year old boys and not like once in a while by a little bit, always and beaten like a drum. And I thought this was interesting

because it reminds me of Dick Masterson's take on this. He says it should only be trans women and women sports. Like get rid of all the women, because they suck at this and just get a bunch of dudes who have their penis ripped off or want to get their penis ripped off at some point and let them compete. I'd watch that. Doug's not a sports fan.

Oh, yeah. I'm not talking to someone to watch that. The reason why I'm leading all of these teases and things is because I'm thinking, okay, you have to do it on the radio. It's how you keep people listening and all that kind of stuff. But when they get to the podcast, it's 15 minutes long, then you can stop doing the tees thing. We have a fair mountain of soundfridge. What should we do with it?

I don't know. Clean it out. I think we should tease something to keep people through the podcast. What should we do with it? I don't know. Clean it out. I think we should tease something to keep people through the podcast. Oh no. You have no cabinets. If people listening for another 10 more minutes, they have to tease something and even says, we're going to be debuting this song, this new song from John Cougar Melanchamp and Bruce Springsteen.

Well, if I'm interested in that, I can just scrub to the end of your show. It's a podcast. Well, no, no, you have to listen can just scrub to the end of your show. It's a podcast. Well, no, no, you have to listen to what we're about to say. I don't know to hear that. But it's not how any of this works anymore. This is, this is them, the podcast anyways, just them strictly trying to make money, correct?

I mean, they're not doing this for the passion of recording their own voices, I'm sure. Well, no, they even say in the description, like, because it's called one more thing, like this is the stuff they couldn't get to over a four hour radio show they do daily. They don't have more shit to talk about. It's obviously a money grab.

It's so low effort, it's not even a money grab. It's like podcast panhandling. Yeah, no, that is correct, because in this episode that I listened to, you just heard that production number there, that is correct because in this episode that I listen to you just heard that production number there that little jingle there Clean it out their clips or something like that So then they're just like looking through when the guy who's helping him is like you want to listen to number five?

Like sure. Ah skip that one. Okay. Yeah, listen to this Jesus, I wish I could do that just come in here and be like this is all stuff I pulled like two months ago. We never got to. I'll just play it. Well, let's do it together. It's still be better than a lot of shit out there. Now, I thought, I imagine that they have some political talk and one of their hot takes was talking about,

so there's this big vote on the budget happening on Capitol Hill there. And there was a photo taken of Woody Harrelson. They're in Washington DC, and they can't figure out why he's there. U.S. Speaker Nancy Pelosi walks with actor Woody Harrelson to the house floor. I tweeted, pick from the wallpaper tonight with no explanation why. Oh, okay, sure. Woody Harrelson's involved, of course.

Like, nothing get the story anywhere. Like, wait a second, why is Woody Harrelson's involved, of course. Like, nothing in the story anywhere. Like, wait a second, why is Woody Harrelson there? That's funny. I know. Wow. What the what? Oh, no. Oh, yeah, sure. Woody Harrelson. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know if you remember this, Doug, but Fred Armorson used to do this bit on SNL,

where he'd come on the weekend update and just pull headlines with the newspaper. But, well, what's that all about? Right? They didn't know take out that at all, but they needed to bring it up. I'm guessing their prep burger service didn't write a joke for them on what they're also.

When I was trying to prep for this episode, I went to their Twitter and I seen what it was he was talking about. And even scrolling through his Twitter feed, it's, he doesn't have a take on anything. It's like just two people with no personality, but they love, they love laughing at each other. They do love giggling. That is definitely true.

And they do talk about news stories, but then they bring up shit. They don't know anything about. And here's a perfect example where the guy saw a Matt Taiyibi article. You know, Matt Taiyibi is just unleashed yet another piece of insightful journalism entitled Roughly News is the new religion and we're in the middle of a religious war. And I just scratched the very surface of it

before the show started. It sounded pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds pretty good. I'm anxious to dig into it. Why did you bring it up if you haven't read it yet? I did wait, this might be a good article. I have no idea, but I just saw that it's out.

Oh, okay. I am a little jealous of his height man, though. Yeah, you wish you had that on your show. Yeah, like if I could say something and just, wow, that sounds pretty interesting. I can't wait till we get to it next week. Right. Anthony will never give you that. No, no, she had you will never get that. You know who does better with direction is Jody B. Maybe you guys should start a sped off where he just pumps you up the entire

time. Now, we'll just see how this plays out here. He just raised his hand in the discard. All right. So I want to talk more about some of the production they put into the stuff. So they're teasing this thing called the mailbag segment. Do you hear any mailbag segments? And all you listen to the podcast, right? Yeah, I didn't hear any mailbag. Okay.

Well, they get really excited about mailbag. Um, so we got to get the clips of the week and how's mailbag. Okay, well they get really excited about mailbag So we got to get the clips of the week and how's mailbag look? Oh just terrific in fact I call for multiple mailbag seconds. Okay, that's a great stuff. That's fantastic All that is on the way text line 415 295 KFTC Guys are teasing the mailbag segment right right into the bumper, very well done, very professional. Let's hear what this mailbag sounds like. Mailbag. Woo!

Posting for you at Armstrong and Getty.com. This video sent along my helpful listener head. All right, so this is all stuff that comes into the show that they then read and talk about. So not only are they paying for a service to tell them what to talk about, they're asking their listeners to tell them what to talk about as well. And they want your opinion, and I'm just going to put this out there for everybody who's listening to W ATP.

Do you have an opinion? You can either hit us with an email mailbag at Armstrong and getty.com, which is an address. I do not announce enough mailbag at Armstrong and getty.com or text us 415-295-KFTC. Maybe you don't need it now, but put it in your phone. You'll want to comment in the future 415-295-KFTC. 25295 KFTC. Get a pencil. I'll say it again. 415295, are we calling them KFTC. These people want to know your opinion. I'm sure that would be a lot of fun for them

if you wanted to do that. I think all your listeners should write to them and pretend to be extremely offended by something that they said. That's what I think. Yeah, how about the trans athlete thing? I bet you everyone can be really offended by that. Do you think 14-year-old boys could beat our national team?

I'll tell you what you should be offended by is the jokes. This is a terrible segue meant to be a joke. So, my kids, as you're talking about Halloween, it's now October. Still 30 days off kids, we can't buy the pumpkins yet. There'll be moldy in a week. 30 days till you get to worship the devil. What scares you, dad?

What's the scariest thing you can think of? And I always say inflation. What scares you, dad? Inflation. And then he transitions to it. So I was reading in the Wall Street Journal that inflation is the highest. It's been in 30 years. Why did you bring up Halloween?

That just go right to that. That's what you wanted to talk about. All right. My clip number eight is another example of his ability to transition. He was talking about how all of the Taliban should be rounded up and killed. Okay. And he dropped that in the middle of a conversation talking about a woman that lived to be a hundred.

But at least you could understand. You know, those Taliban bastards, so you got to kill every one of them if you can. Well, we could. Or what it's taken too long. So we left and now those poor SOBs in Afghanistan have to live with them. Whew, brutal man.

Be glad you're born. Here's two, here's another thing for living a long life. One, don't hate anybody. Eat one hard boiled egg before bed. Okay. Oh man, let's suck to loot Afghanistan. But if you do want to live in Afghanistan, here are some tips to stay healthy for a long time.

But I gotta start trying transitions like that. I just found out my mind to think like that, which is weird because they love radio. On the radio show, do they spend a lot of time laughing at each other's jokes? I didn't hear a ton of that, to be honest with you. Maybe they get a little bit more punch drunk, five hours into the shell in the fifth hour, but I do have one example here where, so the guy is talking about, the whole conversation is around,

if you don't want to get vaccinated, do you think that the hospital should still treat you the same if you get COVID and you come in in your second or whatever, and you know, this is the debate people are having. And he's saying, well, you know, what if you're a smoker or what if you eat fast food? So the guy decides,

he has to try to relate to his listeners But then he proves that he's lying about it immediately afterwards Everybody that does how many times eat fast food you eat fast food like three times a week? Sorry, I'm not paying for your I'm not paying for your health care diabetes it's an incredibly expensive disease across the course of a lifetime for instance These are all hypotheticals. I eat fast food three times a week. I'm not, I'm not knocking it.

Oh yeah, you know, no, clearly it's it. We're not judging, we're asking. I may have outgrown or outaged fast food. I just had a couple of experiences recently where my body might just be saying, times up. Hmm. So he goes, listen, I gotta eat fast food all week long. That's cool. I do too, listen, I got to eat fast food all week long. That's cool.

I do too, except right down. And I just want to say to our listeners that I smoke math every day all day. And I think it's great. So I don't want to judge anyone who listens to WATP. I think smoking math is awesome. And keep it up. If they would have taken the same premise of what they do on the radio show and taken it to the podcast form,

it might not have been that bad. There is no topics on the podcast form. It's just garbage. I picked up on that, too, because in the radio show, they get into things. So that conversation they're having leads to a time that he was in Mexico and thought he was going to have a heart attack because of the food that he was eating. And this is why I was mentioning they crack up at each other on things that just are not funny.

Why don't I go to some small town, Mexican hospital, where I don't speak the language and just let them just point to your heart? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a taco Now probably wouldn't end well. No, I thought I'd like I guess I'll just either lay here and die and hope or hope that it's not a heart attack That it's just because of the giant meat stuffed with bacon wrapped in a ham and the giant margarita inserted in a sheep swallowed by an elephant it was delicious Anyway bad eating is what I'm saying. And so if you got answers for these questions, I'd love to hear what they are. Text on 415295KFTC.

So this El Harto Attacco Hackline was in the description of this segment on the podcast app. Okay, just so now I'm at a fork in the road. I've got a good example of their fake laughter and also a good example of their sayings that they've put on merchandise over on their website. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay, I didn't see that. I wouldn't be surprised if El Hardo,

Attacco ends up showing up there in the next couple weeks. I will, let's start there. Let's, I wanna, you got a clip about their sayings. No, I just went to the website. Oh, okay. So, so the description says over the past 21 years, Jack and Joe have coined countless unique phrases.

Now they're finally available as part of the Creed collection. So they're such great sayings as fueled by the grape, yo, yo, yo, and start slow, then taper down. That's their phrases that are on their t-shirts. Wow. Where's hashtag grew easing? They're missing out on all market here. I've been using yo yo yo forever.

I didn't know they did that. You should probably purchase three or four of those shirts. Yeah, I'm on it. Very good. I think that's some form of cultural appropriation if I'm not mistaken. Yo, yo, yo. So back to their fake laughter.

Yes. I have a, this is them talking about in the middle of that conversation about living to 100. And it's my Clipped 7. My note here is their fake laughter is second to one. It's a long time, man. And you know, you got to occupy your time and deal with the world. Uh, do you?

No, no, no, liquor and TV. Just sit there and a drunk and haze watching TV. Sounds great. I Serious think Bob and Tom is worse with the top laughter Yeah, I didn't think that that was a secret I've never listened to that show I expected a much bigger react. I'm gonna be honest with you We have to do that again, and you need to laugh harder. That was that was a funny poll on my end. Thank you

Clean this up a post Chris did you hear that? I'm dying over here. I know it's too much All right, I'll see myself out Did you pick up on the radio voices the one guys got pretty sweet radio voice. Now I'll go, I'll lead with the good news cases across the country or down by a quarter in the last couple of weeks. It looks like the, the Delta COVID summer spike, whatever it was is, is tailing off. But the numbers are in for September. It's October 1st now. Um, so you go back a few months, there were 8,000 deaths in July.

I don't even know what he said, but it sounded great. Yeah, he, they sound good. You're hired. That's, they sound like radio, guys, to me. I'm buying it. This is a radio show. Yeah, I believe that. And you also know when they have stingers that are ridiculous,

this is for the week that was. First though. Let's take a fun look back at the week That was it's cow clips of the week It is the first day of fall y'all Why didn't you stop him? The numbers that are a function of... So this thing goes on for minutes with those loud thuds in between these clips that are disjointed in out of context. You don't know what's going on

and I have a little bit more of an example of this. I guess they're probably pulling clips from their show from the week And playing that to get people caught up on what they did or something. And this thing's for me 2500 Who needs 2500 troops? I do. She's not undermining the champion and the man it did for four times. You absolutely did, Ed. And Ed. And I'm not going to let parents come into schools and actually take both

child and make their own decision. I don't think parents should be telling schools what they should teach. Ryan. Do you find that abrasive? Yes. It does blasts like that over and over and over again. I find it insulting. If I was a listener of a show like that and they felt the need to just play the, what is it, the SUV sound effect?

That's what it reminded me of. Boom, boom, anal contusions. Boom, boom. He got butt fucked. ActuallyUM BUM anal contusions. BUM BUM. He got butt fucked. Actually, I would listen to that. Forget it. Forget I said anything. Well, I'll tell you what I use as a transition. And you'll hear me in my production numbers

and I'm piecing pieces together. I'll use this. Very easy, fun. Doesn't hurt your ears. Let you know, you're transitioning things. So I decided I'd put together a little clip that get people caught up on W-A-T-P. Let's say you're a new listener

to who are these podcasts. You don't know what's going on. Here's a, I'm gonna get you caught up for it now. You know what I miss penis? Babble, babble, babble. Perhaps I'm a retard. Slapperoonie. Talk about retarded.

Talk about retarded. And then let the boners begin. Oh yeah. What a doucheche what a fucking douche all right, so now you got everything it's going out here good Hey, you should have done side-by-side comparison to see what it's like with that Of not just sound effect that they use you're right. I should have put in see which one is more hard-hitting shotgun blasts are there And then they have their own commercials for the radio show. So when they go to the commercial spot, sometimes they come right back,

sometimes they plug in commercials that are being brought in, just for people who are listening online. This is one of those examples, and this is a really weird tie in with State Farm, and they're like State Farm is promoting this show for Latinos that you can listen to. I want you to listen to this clip, Dog,

and I have an end producer, Chris, and I have a little bit of homework for you. Listen closely and tell me the name of the show and what network it's on. Okay? It's at the end of this. It's at the end. So talk to a stay from agent today

and discover surprisingly great race to fit any budget. Comunme en vecino, stay farm, it's died. Yeah, it got so far. Okay, long story short, you know, things didn't work out. I ended up living in my car and that was there for three months. It was terrible. I will go in there and wash myself with white bees and stuff. My mom never knew that I was struggling because I didn't want to stress her

out because she was already in a bad situation where thank God she found a Christian family. Amen. And she asked me. I'm in hallelujah. She could, you know, if she could stay there because she was already in a bad situation where thank God she front of Christian family. Amen. And she asked me. Hallelujah. She could, you know, if she could stay there because she didn't have anywhere to go and a couple of months later, I ended up sleeping in that same bed with her for like a year. Listen to new episodes of exactly amara on the mic world through that podcast network available on the I Heart

radio at I don't give you the first stab at this name of the show and network that's on Como Los Cento Casablanca on the to loop a network Chris, what do you think circle gets the square? I thought I heard El Hardo attack I thought I heard El Hardo attack. Oh, it's over there. Oh, no, it's a tackle. Wow, that sounds like a fun show, doesn't it? Sometimes we'll use Spanish words, sometimes we'll use English words. And the teaser clip was, I was living in my car for a month.

Oh, riveting. Get away to check that out. They also play tons of clips of things that are going on. So you've probably heard this David Letterman was interviewing Kevin Durant. Did you hear about this at all, Doug? Not, nope, not at all. So I'll explain it. You have these press conferences that these professional athletes do not want any part of. And somehow David Letterman snuck in there or whatever he did and asked ridiculous questions. And so they played some clips of that. I just got up to phone with the Dolan family. And they said that they're talking to the

commissioner now. They're looking at working a contractual deal that will allow you when you're not playing for the nets days off, you'll be able to play for the nicks. Comments? All right, Dave, that was the last one. I'm sorry, was that a comment? I said, how about you? Do you have a comment? I'll wrap it up. Wrap it up. Okay.

I'm being told my time has done. Have a great year. What about the pelicans? When you guys play the pelicans, they kind of make it giggle. Yeah. Yeah. OK, all right, that's all I got.

That's it, everybody. Thank you. Good night. OK. Here you go. Good job, dude. So I just want to put it out there. Just wondering, John, know that David Letterman is stealing

his bet right now? He's asking ridiculous questions to a celebrity in a press conference. This will not stand. David Letterman needs to, I don't know, send him money, acknowledge Senator Injohn invented this form of joking. Yeah. One of the questions David Letterman asked that was actually funny. He goes, all right, Kevin, what level of effort you're going to put in this season? 90%, 95, 110. What do you think it for this year? Thought that was fun. Is there, I was thinking about this last night, is there anything that has taken a step

in the right direction in recent times? Anything you can think of, not radio. Radio is not taking a step in the right direction. It seems to be stuck. It seems to be very stuck. I was actually pretty surprised at how much this sounded like a late 90s early 2000s radio show when I was a deal. What else did you pick up from the podcast, Doc?

I've got an example of the hype man, as I mentioned before, play my number three. If a dog or cat, but if an animal has peed in that house before, even if it's been cleaned up really well and you can't smell it, and it's no longer by the dog notices it and it's got a pee there. And it might pee there for a long time. That might be what's going on. Some dog and peed in that spot years ago, but they're still enough of a scent from

San Ana. This is my house. Be honest. Didn't know that. Did you hear the excitement in his voice? I didn't know that. He was waiting for something interesting to come out of the guy's mouth. It didn't.

So he's like, oh, yeah, wow, I didn't know that. Okay. So I took his response, play, play my number four. And I think it's a little more appropriate in this context. Okay. Good. Jesse, what was, what would you have done on September the 12th 2001? What would you have done if you'd been president? What would I have done?

Yeah. I would have done a legitimate, legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened on 9-11. Because the people who did it were identified, I mean, you who they were. We knew before with Condoleezza Rice's memo in August 6th, when it stated right in the memo, been laudant to steal planes and run them in the buildings. Yeah, Staya didn't know that.

Yes, that would be the more appropriate time. Night of the Lover was an interesting job. Oh, interesting. I didn't know that. By the way, Doug, just eventura is welcome. Anytime on this program, my friend. I think that's the first time we've heard his voice on WTB. Oh, I would love to have a conversation with him. Me too.

Guy is, that guy is fascinating. All right. I got to just a couple more things I wanted to talk about here. And then I'll let you wrap up on what you have on the podcast itself. They're talking about the fact that insulation around wire wires and wiring is now soybean based. Instead of petroleum based, I didn't know that. But they're saying that animals will now eat into these wires because it is a food product. And so they do that. And I guess that that's true with the wiring and cars as well. And, I don't know if it's Jack or Joe or Jill.

One of the guys says this. I've had a number of cars destroyed by rats. Before they went soybean-based, so that's not gonna help. He's had a number of cars destroyed by rats. Where the fuck does he live? That sounds terrible. We're all yet ranting by my cars all the time do they do And nobody nobody responded the way I just do like what are you talking about?

What do you mean a Number of cars a number of cars. I think they're at that point. They're so delirious. They're just using words and saying them out of their mouths Not even paying attention to each other All right, that's all I got, die. What else? My last clip that I want to play from these guys, so this is a long clip, my number nine. Okay. It is what I wanted to do was convey what it was that I had to listen to to your audience. So they take a shitty premise, which is the writer, I'm sure you heard the story about Van Halen having no brown M&Ms in their their concert writers. Yeah. So they take a shitty premise, which is the writer, I'm sure you heard the story about Van Halen having no Brown M&Ms in their concert writers.

Yeah. So they take that premise and it starts out with what would you want on yours? This is the entire episode. There is no teasers of anything else. It is from start to finish, I've edited it down to one clip. Them taking a hack fuck premise and then going the direction you would expect them to go.

No green M&Ms it's one more thing. Isn't that the famous was a van Halen or they had a writer in their contract you could know in a bowl of M&Ms with all the green ones taken out or something. No one is allowed to talk to Ellen. You don't talk to her. You don't approach her. And you don't look at her. Yes.

That's what be in mine. I did Bob Dylan have something like that. Don't stare at Bob. What would be in my backstage rider? What am I probably have a list of wines? I'd want reds and whites of Elbe. Can't pick up anything that I would demand. You got to have water on your, you got to...

But everybody supplies water. No, no, no, but you can do what brand do you want? No, you can't. Tap water. I want a hose. Tap water. I want a hose. I want a hose with a, with a spigot in case I get thirsty. Yeah, maybe just some light snacks or something like that. If I'm going to put on a show, I don't know.

But then you get it after two, right? Yeah. Jack, you're a farmer. How about a small little tractor you could just drive around? You know, for fun. Just for fun. Just for fun This is well as little people in robes Wait a minute now you got my attention

Little people dressed as cowboys riding those miniature horses around Just to use me I contract that there be an ending to all of my performances. Like there's not one here. I have no ending. Wow, no ending to that. That was the episode. 15 minutes of that bullshit. The longest game of tag.

When the guy said I'd ask for water, where do you think that was going to go? Right, you know? Why even set up the other guy? I mean, he cannot make funny? Oh yeah, go on tap water! No, no a hose! What?

Piggy! That's outrageous! It's stupid. You guys are stupid. All right. Is that all you got for this? That's good production there, dog. I appreciate that.

Yeah, I'm done with these guys. All right, well in that case, it's time for... Gringe of the week. Grinch of the Week. This first one comes in from you guessed it, Adam Thoreau, who rules this segment, rules over everyone. This is a show called The World According to These Bitches. This is fascinating information. I did not know this. So for me as a psychic, this is a real quick thing.

I need everyone to know that psychically, whether you believe in this or not, I'm going to tell you from from my perspective of things that I've learned. Time is not as we see it, right? Time we see it as just a line and we can't do anything with it. When you die and reincarnate, you can choose to re and like, let's say you died in 2058. There's a potential you could reincarnate in 1823. What? What?

The response to that should not be, wow, it should be you're retarded. That's a retarded thing to say. Maybe it was, wow, you're retarded. Wow, that should be you're retarded. That's a retarded thing to say. Maybe it was, wow, you're retarded. Wow, it's dumb. Holy shit. Is it what's going on in the internet, people? I'm just reporting the news. I have nothing to do with that.

And then I got another cringy of the week here. And again, from Adam Thoreau. Now, this is fun. This is a show called Short Stories for Kids. And this is what Adam sent into me. Short stories for kids is a podcast that takes listener story suggestions. I told them my son Patrick Michael is a comedian and it would be fun if one day the world lost their sense of humor and it was up to Patrick to restore it. So lo and behold they put

this episode out. I haven't listened to the whole thing yet. He said it's pretty funny, especially if you know patty seecops, but this is a clip from it. And there's a word that I've never heard before at the end of this clip. Patrick knew that this was a great opportunity for a joke. Hey, mom. He said with a grin, what does a cat eat for breakfast? His mom looked at him blankly. My crispyz! He said delivering the punchline with a flourish. Oddly, his mum didn't react at all. Not even a snigger. I'm not a hard, I'm a man of that one. I've never heard of a big guy, but. You know what I think that is?

More than one dyslexic black guy in a group. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow. All right. Whoo. Trying to recover from that. Since we're doing Jack Tober, I want to play this clip. E-Rock sent this over

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Oh my God. It's for people. It does sound like they do. I'm sure they have some sort of claws or something where they have to read that, right? I mean, I would hope so. I hope that it felt too. And I was handed that copy of read.

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And that's just brutal. All right, a couple of other things I wanted to get to, there was a shout out on the No Agenda show. Are you familiar with No Agenda, Doug? Nope. It's a show that I'm a big fan of. We actually had one of the hosts, John C. DeVorek, co-host W.A.P. one time.

And one of the listeners made it to the donation segment and called me out. Sean Pilachowski, probably Pylachowski. I think so. Yeah. And Portage, Wisconsin, or Portage, as they call it up there, I'm absolutely sure of that. Got, you know, please thank Carl and his buck teeth. I'm never what happens. It goes on with this guy. Do she needs a D R2 D2 D D Dushing for Carl? Oh my goodness.

We don't have a R2 D2. Why are you waiting all these? You've been D D Dushing. We don't have an R2 D2 D D Dushing. No, we have a we do have a Star Wars D Dushing, but that's not R2D2. It's a wookie. So I heard that when it happened, and my wife happened to be there, so I played it for her.

I'm like, hey, look at this. I got a shout out. And she goes, you don't have buck teeth. I'm like, ah, that's why I love you. So nice of you to say. Now that's, yeah, say ending. Yeah, no shit. Wait, to say this thing about you

and they use the word buck teeth. I'm outraged by this. No honey, you don't smile talk, it's fine. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, you're not obnoxious at all. I don't know why anyone's saying that. Oh, everyone's saying that? Yeah, I don't know why that.

Also, I wanted to play this clip because it just tickled me. I don't normally do this type of thing, but I this had me laughing so hard. I'm the Tim Dylan show. He did a bonus show with Lewis J Gomez. And he's talking about Sebastian Manescalco's father. And it's really just fucking hilarious. You'll never hide me. I do you know how many riffs I've done about Sebastian's father being a Nazi? My father, he's a member of the Nazi party. It wasn't a big deal. When my father came here, he like Mussolini. And then he liked Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Hamler, Adolf Hitler. My father used to like Hillary says we need order in society. He goes, he goes, can you imagine? Do you imagine?

By the way, he's heard me do these riffs. I'm like, what are He goes Can you imagine to imagine? He's heard me do these riffs. I'm like, what are you gonna give me the part and then I'm gonna play that? You play it for Sebastian. His Sebastian impression is Look at hilarious Spon-on So anyway, it's not that was fun. I figured I'd play it on the show We got to move on though. We got so much to get to Coming up later. Oh, we has to move his car across the street.

Don't miss that. All right, so O OP cannot afford the garage anymore at his apartment building. So now what he's fighting himself doing is parking on the street. And what that means is that each week there's an hour and a half between 9 a.m. and 1030 that the street sweepers come through and he can't be parked on the street at that time. He has to find somewhere for his car to be. So this is contentious because all of his neighbors are parking on the street as well. And when they move their cars, they try to get their spots back. And sometimes that doesn't work out.

Opie gets back into his cars or it's live streaming after he had just gotten into it with one of his neighbors. It's like poor people musical chairs. Yeah, correct. Yes. And there's always an odd man out. And sometimes it's Opie.

It got really, really intense though. Really, really intense. I almost got in a fight with the guy in front of me, It got really, really intense though, really, really intense. I almost got in a fight with the guy in front of me, an Asian guy with a poodle. He thought I stole his spot just like I told you. That's why I had to stop the livestream because it gets really, really intense

this ultimate inside of the street parking. I've seen, I've seen fist fights over this. All right, so this seems like something you'd want to avoid. You'd think that like, hope he would want to pay for a garage, but he can't. You know, there's not a lot of parking in New York to begin with. And then there's a lot of, there's a lot of corruption with the garages in New York City. They're, they're, they're charging so much F and money that more people are trying to park on the street to save, you know 800 900

a thousand dollars a month and I'm one of those people I'm like you know what you're not really working your garage wants close to a thousand dollars a month so you can sit in your car every once in a while you can live stream. I can get paid not to park my car. Why wouldn't I do that? Did you, yeah, and people were donating money to him as he's sitting there in his car doing his live stream. Did you notice the word he used though about the garage?

He said corruption. There's an awful lot of corruption with these garages. They keep charging more and more money. That's not corruption. That's like free market. That's how that works. They could charge whatever people are willing to pay That's exactly how I use it. I was I was on the website looking at buying a new Tesla and

I determined that Tesla as a corporation is corrupt. It's it's corrupt. They're charging so much money for these vehicles During this broadcast you can support my page by sending stars a digital gift that helps me earn Money actually it'll help me earn enough money to Park my car in a garage again, so I don't have to deal with his or she So he's gonna get back in there five bucks at a time This is a multi-millionaire we're talking about And it seems like

He'd want to avoid this. What happened was you're sitting your car, you have to wait for the meter maids, the meter maids come on by. They're now part of the NYPD, which pisses everybody off because now they could call the NYPD when they have an issue. But the meter maids come to see if you're sitting in your car, because technically from 9 to 10 30, you're illegally parked unless you're sitting in your car. All right.

Are you following this? Yeah. It's really. I don't believe you when you say that he has a multimillionaire. I believe he used to be. I don't believe he still is. It doesn't seem possible because he's chosen that for an hour and a half every week.

Also, we have to move his car every day because it's chosen that for an hour and a half every week. Also, he has to move his car every day because it's alternate street parking. But for an hour and a half every week from 9 to 10 30, he has to sit in his car and just to make sure he doesn't get a ticket because there's not a lot to be parked there at all. And then he has to move the car when the street sweeper comes through,

which he also thinks is bullshit. Then you sit here for an hour and a half and then what you have to wait for is the street sweeper. You know, the street sweeper comes through, which he also thinks is bullshit. Then you sit here for an hour and a half. And then what you have to wait for is the street sweeper. You know, the street sweeper comes to room. And they make

believe they're they're cleaning the streets, but they're just throwing pebbles and turning the road to the other side of the road. It's sometimes they throw a little water down and then it's all just like muddy garbage They make believe the streets the streets weepers are corrupt also So then the streets weeper comes through makes believe it's clean the streets But it's bullshit. It's just a revenue stream for this god awful

Just a way to make more fucking money from us, trying to make a living in this damn town. It's a money grab. Trying to keep the city clean as a money grab from hardworking people like Opie. I got from us. I would go so far as to say that if he had any money left, his time would be so valuable that even if he was trying to to be frugal and save money He would just pay somebody pay a teenager to sit in the car for that hour and a half It would still be cheaper than

Then paying for the garage and he could get something accomplished in that hour and a half I don't even think he has the money to pay somebody to sit in his car. Holy shit, dog You just cracked the case. It's not a good jobuttering John was still in New York, he might fill that position. You know, I'm sitting, I'm sitting covering out on a half. What does that pay? That's a really good point, dog. He doesn't have to sit there.

He could figure out other ways around this. If he doesn't want to pay the $900 a month for the garage, because it seems like this is a very stressful process. So as soon as you're seeing the street sweeper, you move out of your spot and then you got to tuck all the way on, in this case, all the way this way to the other side of street. There's not a lot of room. And now the street street sweeper is

squeezed and makes believe it's clean in the street. And then everyone goes back into their parking spot. I like what Jody V says. If I started John this it would be beer in the Buick. Would be the name of his new show. I would love to get a hold of the guy driving the street sweeper on that street and get his side of the story.

I would love to talk to a meter man normally about a big fan of but in this case, look, I'm just trying to try and drive this thing down the road. And you've got all these cheap cock suckers running around playing, what is that? Chinese fire drill, trying to get in and out of the car and move it over to the other side. Just pay the 60 bucks for the fucking garage and get the fuck out of my way. Well, that's the whole thing too, because you know the street sweeper, he has to wait until he sees it in order to move his car.

And there's a line of cars that are all doing the same thing for some reason. God, you would think at a weekday 9 to 10 30 people live in New York City would have better things to do But apparently not so you this is must be slowing down the whole process If to wait for all these fucking cars to get out of your way and then OP explains he gets back into his car He just had a confrontation with this Asian guy. This Asian guy rolls down his window because he was the guy. And and points and goes, it's the car behind me. I jump up red hot. I go, don't start that shit. You don't want to start that shit. And then the lady looks at me, was it you?

I'm like, no, it wasn't me. But I wasn't going to say it was him, because I'm not going to do what he just did. And then I look at him again, I go, don't start that shit. Get back in your fucking car. So now, I'm sitting here, and he's right in front of me, and we had a confrontation. So now it's kind of awkward for everybody.

So he's back at his car. Everyone's sitting in their fucking cars again, because they have to be in their cars between 9 and 10, 30 or else they'll get a ticket. And he's sitting there and he just had the shouting match with this guy who wanted to throw down and they're hanging out next to each other. And Obi must look like a lunatic,

because he's just screaming into his phone. You know what I mean? If I was looking at my rear view at Obi-Wan, I'd be like, what the fuck is this guy doing? So then Opie almost admits he got real close to admitting a crime Maybe he'll go up and go are you all right? Because here's the other problem now I yelled at screened at him Right he's mad at me Now he could easily circle back. I'm not saying I've ever done I haven't't done this. I'm not going to even tease it. I've never done this.

But people have been known to come back if everyone leaves and do a little something to the car because they were that mad. Well, I'm not saying I've ever, no, I'm actually not going to tell you guys, I definitely have not done this. This thing that I've bought to describe to you definitely not something that I've ever done. This thing that I bought to describe to you definitely not something that I've ever done. So now Opi's all paranoid that this Asian guy is gonna fuck up his car as soon as Opi goes back inside. So you gotta think he doesn't want to pay for the garage. He's living in New York City, he doesn't have a job. There's no reason for him to live in Manhattan. There's all of this stress and everything going on. He must love the city.

Because why else would he put himself through all of this? Chris says he couldn't handle that parking. That's why he moved to the suburbs. Yeah, it's one of the many problematic things of living in this damn city that they called the greatest city on earth. It's a shit hole, it's a piece of crap. It's not the greatest city in the world.

It's beyond stressful. It knocks everybody out. There was just this week, there was over an hour worth of content of OP doing nothing but screaming about parking and how shitty New York City is. It's so fucking funny to me. Because at a certain point you gotta go,

well, OP, what are you doing? Why are you putting yourself through all of this? It seems silly. I bet you get two different versions. So you talk to somebody that can afford parking in New York and they're gonna say New York is the greatest city in the world and the people that can't afford to park their vehicle, New York sucks.

Right. Well, the other thing too, I have friends who live in New York and have lived in New York. None of them own a car. That's the dumbest thing you can do when you live in New York is own a car. Yes. He could leave it at his house in the Hamptons. He doesn't need to have his car there.

It's causing a lot of problems. It's exhausting to listen to Lentilone. Fuck him live through. I know. Can you imagine that shit? But at least the people in the city are all great. I fucking hate the city. I think it's garbage.

Um, the people are all great. I fucking hate the city. I think it's garbage. The people are miserable. What I've noticed on the streets lately is that everybody wants a confrontation. You could see it in their eyes. They're pretty much saying, I dare you. So Opie's going through this, and of course, the stream is coming through and saying, like, well, maybe she could get out of the city that move the suburbs and then this suggestion comes in hey

Yeah, move to Rochester weed weed needs a next door neighbor My god if the winners weren't so oh my god is that the streetsway per ready? We're making a move guys That's the exciting part of the show There's the street swing. I'm like, mood to Rochester, what are you saying? No. I can't imagine walking into a restaurant and seeing fucking O.B. sitting there with a stupid zoom out. Doing a podcast. Maybe I had that song wrong and this is actually what Nelly was talking about.

It's fucking it's astounding to me that this guy is this angry at his current living conditions and he goes on and on about how living in the city is unaffordable. If you want a one-bedroom apartment it costs 1.2 million dollars to buy that right now. If you have a family, you're talking over two million dollars. Just to have a family, you're talking over $2 million. Just to have a living space in this city. Meanwhile, he's got a ginormous apartment there. He has a house on the Hamptons, another house in Philly. And he's just, and this isn't just like one incident

like he was in a bad mood. This is all week. He's bitching about this. And he's gonna go on for a while. Would be my guest until his wife finally says, let's just get the garage. I know it's not 100 bucks a month, let's just do it. Cause it's causing a problem.

I know it's corrupt. I don't think so. I think what you're gonna see is he's gonna give up one of the places. You think so? Yeah, if he can't afford parking. Okay, so I know you love your wife and all that, but if this is all just a status symbol type conversation

and the wife is making you stay in New York, but you're going through the checkbook, you don't have enough money to park your fucking car. And she's like, just go out there and it's only an hour and a half a week that you have to worry about finding the place for the car. You tell it to go fuck yourself. I'm not gonna spend an hour and a half shuffling my car around it. We can't afford it. We should leave. Right.

They're going to end up either giving up the house and the Hamptons to pay for the garage or giving up the apartment to move to the house and the Hamptons. I we were talking about this Chris and I last night. What is keeping him in New York as he claims it's his kids as kids go to school and have friends at school, which is a retarded. It's all about status. See, that's what people in the discord are saying too, because that's why he moved where he moved to,

because it's near where Howard Stern lives, and he loves to do his live streams from the view that he has out his window because he's higher than any other building around him, and he's got, you know, it's an amazing apartment. So I got to think that that is the case, but it's really stupid of him to do that, to live in New York for no reason at all. It seems like a bad move and he seems like he's losing it. I don't know, it's not a bad investment. You spend what,

$10 million on an apartment to collect $15 in Super Chat's a week. That's not bad. And I make my money from bacon. It looks like, what's the problem? Uh, all right, so, man brain Dave put together a little production piece with our friend Jerry Banfield. And I'd like to play that for you now. Bitch, I'm trying to fuck fucking plus me. Bitch, I'm trying to fuck! Fuckin' plus-age! Bitch, I'm trying to fuck! Say it plus-age! I'm a very sexual guy.

I'm a very sexual guy. I'm a very sexual guy. God, God, God, God. Right now, my attraction point is set to mom. Oh! Right now, my attraction point is set to mom. Mom, mom. God and I are watching my mom get fucked.

I told my mom she needed to master bait. If I'd have been honest, I think bitch, I'm trying to fuck. Bitch, I'm trying to fuck. Bitch, I'm trying to fuck. What the fuck, mom, what about me? What about me? What about me? Let me in there.

What about me? What about me? Let me in there. That's me? What about me? Let me in there. That's all I need. That's all I need right now. That's all I need right now. That's all I need right now. Bitch, what the fuck do you mean an error is a card? None of the doctors told my mom.

None of the doctors told my mom. None of the doctors told my mom to just play with her fucking putty. The doctors told my mom. None of the doctors told my mom. None of the doctors told my mom to just play with a fucking potpig. Doctors told my mom, none of the doctors told my mom, none of the doctors told my mom, that just played with a sign that Chris Chan would have written, that the creep off has a Patreon and Vinnie and I just yesterday recorded it's out now, our latest holiday episode, the Chris Chan episode part two of Chris Chan where we go through some more of the fun things that that person has done over the years on the internet. And also get you caught up on what's happening to Mr. Chris Chan in prison right now.

And the letter that he wrote to his attorney and to Nall at Kiwi Farms where he claims to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. So that was a lot of fun. And I hear I can't remember people check that out. Now, Doug, you want to have to listen to a Patrick Michael podcast this week. I did. This is don't leave it to the judges. His MMA podcast. We have never discussed this show where we've discussed it. We've never played a clip from the show to my knowledge. So I've got I've got to thank Jody B from Poe Boys for directing me on on where to go because I would have never found this good job if Jody ends up killing his wife I am fucked up bringing content here. You hear that Jody. We can't have any more people killing their wives Who are listeners and contributors to the show it won't tell me if you don't like my show.

Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Because that's absurd. So this is unlike other Patrick Michael Shows, he is not the main host.

He does not produce it. He's like the co-host, right? The other guy produces it. Well, he's the co-host, but the other guy doesn't get a chance to get a whole lot of words in. Oh, okay. Interesting. So I am not a UFC fan.

I don't really watch that sort of thing. I did go to my first AEW event with Vity this past week. So that's about as close to watching, uh, profiting as I guess I could get with that. So that's why I haven't really tuned in on this. What'd you pick up on? So I will tell you, you don't have to be an MMA fan to appreciate this podcast. Okay. Good.

So start with number 12. This is just an example of him continuously talking over his co-host. So whatever the fuck go out there and take these guys heads off and think nothing of it. And once you get to see here's my thing with these guys, Impa and all right, he's got something to say. And he's gonna steam roll to make sure he gets it out. Yeah, he never does get to whatever his question was. Another thing that Patrick Michael does is, he'll ask a question and then not give the guy a chance to answer.

I'm number 14. And be honest, is that why Joe Rogan is good? Do you think that? Because I never hear something out of him that sounds. So, where did you think about this podcast when you're listening to it? Because I listened to a lot of Patrick Michael podcasts and my thoughts are, I didn't think you were going to give me an opportunity to respond. So I didn't try to formulate one.

All right. What else did you pick up on on this show? So Patrick Michael also, you know, he believes that he is good or graded everything he does. Right. What he thinks he is as good as Joe Rogan on his MMA knowledge, number 15. Oh, no. Oh, God. How many times do you think that you, you had said something kind of out loud to yourself while you're watching it? And then Joe Rogan immediately says it too.

Oh, yeah, it seems like a lot. That's like just the gen, and that's just a general fight knowledge. It doesn't have to be super elite. Joe might be, but just our fight knowledge, Joe is recognizing what we recognize. So listen, I don't normally brag about this sort of thing, but Thursday night there was a football game on TV and Flag got thrown out of my, that's offensive holding. And then the announcer Joe Bucks like offensive holding was, yeah, yeah, no shit, dude, I just said that.

I know, I know what's going on. So the example that I had was, see, I thought the Armstrong and Getty podcast sucked and Carl thought the Armstrong and Getty podcast sucked. and Carl thought the Armstrong and Getty podcast sucked. That means I'm as good at reviewing podcast as Carl is. Yes, that's perfectly logical. I could see that. Wow, he took him down with that kick.

That's what I was gonna say. Took him down with the kick. He didn't really. He didn't really. He did a fact get kicked. Really an insight there, Patrick Michael. I would love to sit and watch you of see there Patrick Michael. I would love to sit and watch you of see with Patrick Michael as long as he like didn't know

I was there. Number 13 is him not understanding what the job of a commentator is and believing that they can influence the fight. Oh, no. Okay. Exactly. You should not be allowed to be biased as a commentator.

How is that fair? I was just because you know a fucking guy. How was that not fair? What does he mean? Look at that. Are the judges listening to Joe Rogan? And he's going to win based on what he said just because you know a guy. Hey, we Joe said we got to give the guy a point.

So we're going to give him a point. Yeah. Wow. Um, I don't think you're going to be saying how this works. Number 16, I believe this is the most confusing thing that I have ever heard him say. And all I'm saying is what I've been saying in every episode, you got to improve. Show us you're improving and getting a finish is always an improvement. Previous fight, even if it is another finish. Finish is always in person because they're never the same. It's rare if they're exactly the same. It's like spitting in the same place twice. You just kept talking. You got making lots of less sense. Spitting in the same place twice. I've never heard that saying before. I think that's the trailer park equivalent

of the lightning strike. Yes, okay, that would make sense, then. So if you get a, what was the finish, right? So we get a finish. And then you get a, Carl, a finish is important, Carl. Yeah, obviously. But it's got to be an improvement to a finish because a finish is never the same,

except when they are the same. And if you spit in the same place twice, then your finish doesn't count. But the spit is an improvement over your previous spit when you finished. Unless it's a whoke. Okay. Guys, guys, there's the fish. Where's the water? What's going on? Getting very confused. I'm here. I've got a couple more. He talks about how he picks his fighters. I my note here says he picks his fighters the same way my daughter picks who's going to win the Super Bowl. Okay. Based on their hair number 18.

That's why I'm going with him. The kid looks like a fucking superhero. He's like, I don't even brush my hair. I never have. Why would I? I you know what? I listen to Joe Rogan's podcast or time to time. And he has similar insights into UFC. He's like, this guy's going to win the fight. His hairdo is fucking sweet. Number 19 is him picking him based on what their nickname is. He's six and no Nick Maximoff.

I mean, just a name of a villain in a Nick Jackson off hold on. I got to hear that again. He's six and oh Nick Maxim off. I mean, just a name of a villain in a comic book guy. You know it is and I love it. This kid doesn't even need a nickname. All right. I've only got three left and they all involve you. Start at number 17. So, uh, Carl Robertson, Robertson, Nick, Robert Robertson, damn it.

Nate Maximov, it's bad enough that you had to say Carl. Yeah, but, I'm gonna be talking to that. Oh, well, that really is about me. Isn't it? Yeah, so, so that tells you that before they started recording, he said, you are not allowed to say the name, fucking Carl, asshole. Yeah, they've had conversations about me apparently

So I just picked up on something in that clip because I got to hear the other host that guy is retarded Yeah I don't I I think lit when I was listening to it. I think he's in on it. I've got to believe he's in on it interesting Interesting so this is another one of these long plays When I was listening to it, I think he's in on it. I've got to believe he's in on it. Interesting. Interesting. So this is another one of these long plays. I think any one of your listeners would love to just get on a call with Patrick Michael. No, that's for sure.

I think this is what this guy is doing. Okay. This guy is living our dream. Well, Doug, you've said the magic word, and that is Carl. Let's hear what else they had to say out of the show. Number 20. Just because his name's Carl, that's I'm going against him first and foremost,

I shouldn't mention that. Jesus. He really doesn't like me this guy. Okay, this last clip, I think this is the best clip from the episode. Here's why I think that his co-host is a fan of yours. He's already been told you can't say the name Carl when I'm around. And he slips it in and it just completely derails Patrick Michael.

Oh, sweet. Number 21. Well, I circled it back some off, but then I crossed it out. Carl, it's because you, yeah, you did it on purpose right there Sam. I even What cut all this let's start over wow Let's cut all this for you son you picked Carla wind that's not cool That was great. He couldn't even say words after he did that It's not it's Wow, that's amazing.

What do they ever do to this guy? Oh, I'm gonna make him money and call him a retard. I don't know why he's so mad at me. Why'd he so buttered? Actually didn't mean Doug introduce the world to him. That's true. He should be more mad at dog in Jody B. Yeah, thanks for that.

I don't think that, I don't think the dog like goofs out of every week. Oh, right. I might be proud of the problem. All right, well, that's fascinating. Wow. Now I have to listen to this podcast just to listen for mentions of me.

You know, I listen to the no agenda. They call me a bucktoon. I listen to this. What's it called fight campaigning? No, that's not fight campaigning. What's the stroke on? Don't leave it to the judges. Don't leave it to the judges.

All right, well, that's gonna, that's a subscribe to that one. No, Doug, we had you on, gosh, it must have been a year ago or more now, when we talked about Bubba the love sponge, and you were able to get his former co-host, Manson on the show. You got him to call in at the last minute, which was awesome. And we listened to Bubba Clips with him and he was goofing on him. And you've let me know that I haven't listened to this yet, but you let me know that Bully has talked about this.

So I pulled Bully's most recent episode just in the spirit of October. I wanted to bring something other than the Armstrong and Getty shit. And there really was nothing worth clipping. I was getting ready to bail on the whole episode and then the conversation turned to Brent and Manson, shit talking Bubba, and then Bubba's reaction to it. It's number 22.

That's crazy because that was so long ago. They're still talking about this. I know that Bubba said something about it. And he was pretty cryptic about it when he was talking about it right after it happened, but I keep it, they're still talking about this. I'm excited to hear it. Great. I mean like like like for instance, but hold on like like for instance, Manson. Manson went on and absolutely just said some unbelievably untrue, really bad shit

made me out to be the monster, which I'm sure some of it's true. You work with somebody for 23 years. You obviously see the good and the bad, you know, but I employed him for 23 years. I think you had a, I employed him. I paid him fairly and then he went on, you know, we, we parted ways and I don't think that I've really said hardly anything at all disrespectful towards Mike. I certainly haven't done full blown monologues and shows and all the type of things and he has said just some very horrible stuff about

me. But I elected to take the high road and it's worked and you know what, quite frankly, sir, it's worked out better for me. Interesting. So he's still upset about that. Yeah, that was actually really hard to listen to. Like I told you before, I was a big fan of Bubba. Yeah. Just a huge fan. And to hear that I told you before, I was a big fan of Bubba. Yeah. Just a huge fan. And to hear that he still butthurt over this a year later, and he still railing about it and his content sucks and it's hard to listen to, it sucks.

Did now, I saw a few months ago that Bubba was driving for Grubhub or one of those door dash or something like that. I've seen that. And he was streaming. He was live streaming his first Grubhub run or whatever. So it's not making enough money podcasting now that he actually has to have like these side hustles going? No, I think that was apparent.

So I know that I think it's in Tampa maybe, somewhere in Florida, he's got a, what is it, the Bubba Army complex? And that's where they used to broadcast when they were doing serious. And then I think he lost most of his syndication in the last couple of years. So now it's just podcasting.

And I don't think that's enough to pay the bills. Oof. If I was talking to that's enough to pay the bills. Oof. Because I was talking to the Drew and my show about that. It's so hard for, sorry, it's so hard for him to put out a show consistently because about every three hours, he has to go sit in his car for an hour and a half while the street sweeper goes by. All right, so it's not that bad.

I want to play for you my favorite clip from when we had Manson on the show. Oh, it was awesome. And what was the name of this show game? Oh, we were thinking for coming on. Yeah, yeah. So what am I doing? That was my favorite. Alright, Doug, strap in, buddy. So Stuttering John didn't do a show on Tuesday. You know, he's performing in Reno all this past week.

But he did do a show last Saturday and he had Richard O'Heedon and Richard O'Heedon just came off his performance on Bill Mar. Bill Mar show taped Friday. I think that's a live show, I'm pretty sure. So he taped that Friday and then on Saturday, so then John has Richard O'Heedon, I assume to talk about being on the Bill Mar show.

Well, kind of, it's John being super jealous that he wasn't on the Bill Mar show. I'm very shocked. My good friend books that show, Dean of Cats, and I have yet to be a guest. I have yet to be a panelist. I'm very jealous. This is what he's saying, too, Richard O saying to Richard Ohido guy who was just on the show

How you supposed to react to that? Sorry, man. I don't I don't tell you I'd love to get you out. I can't really do that and then of course John asks he didn't watch the show He asked if he plugged the Stuttering John podcast Did you oh Did you squeeze my podcast in there? Did you say you love him all in Southern John old time? No, no, no, they, uh, honestly made you coward. You coward.

This dude's fucking hammered. Yes. And I'm, it's a wrap. It sounds exactly like our first text exchange after you went on Anthony Kumiya for the first time. You're in talk about Kumiya for the first time. You're gonna talk about whose rights? God damn it! I tried to talk, I'm sorry, I'll do it next time.

Dude, that's insane, that's an insane way to react to your friend getting on the Bill Marshall. There's so many things wrong with this. Alright, let's talk about more fun things. So John did come back on Thursday after he missed his Tuesday show. And let's talk about what's new with him. And you know, it really pisses me off, actually. First of all, the laminate cracked again. This dentist, I got to get a new dentist, you know, the glue is crumbling on. And now it's cracked again. So now look look at that

Look this guy He's back to be a staggle to the cat in the only last a couple of weeks And he got his teeth back just in time for Halloween That makes me so happy. He's so best about it So I mentioned he's flying to Reno. He's Cia of the LA taking a direct flight to Reno on American Airlines. And he tells the story of going to the airport. The flight is at 3 p.m. on Monday. My flight said three. I get to the airport one o'clock two hours before. Go to the gate. I arrived to the gate one thirty, check in as a 232. I got an hour to kill, of course, you know, man, I hit the pub, I got a bloody marry,

which for the first time, I got a bloody marry, I got a crispy bacon strip in the bloody marry, I never had that before, it was awesome. Freakin' awesome, long with a celery, stick and olive and lime, but it was great bloody married. So I had the bloody married and then I had to be as I'm waiting. So we had three drinks. He must have been hung the over kind of bloody Mary. He's never seen bacon in the before which is surprising. Served in a glass. This wasn't a title, God. I can't believe it.

Oh nice this was. So he gets there at one. You got to take some time for him to check his luggage and go through security. But he's able to have three drinks at this pub. And that is a pub by the way. I know, I know. I know the pub, but you know my neighborhood airport pub.

I was told people to meet me there and fight me, you know, pretty nice. You guys go ahead and check in. I'm gonna head over to the tavern. Yeah, right. All right, so the reason why I'm saying all this is because I'm setting up what happens next. Get the negated around to 30.

There's a line. Guess what? They only have two shuttles to take people to the small of the plane that I'm taking going to out here, to Reno. Some, I missed the plane. Because they don't of a asshole. He's supposed to be a little bit of a asshole. He's supposed to be a little bit of a asshole. He's supposed to be a little bit of a asshole. He's supposed to be a little bit of a asshole.

No, dude, no fucking way. I mean, not John's fair. So according to John, this is not his fault at all. It's the bacon. He got to the gate, 230. And they're like, yeah, but you got to take a shuttle to the airplane and there's just no shuttles for you. This is John's story.

Doug, give her fly before. I have. I fly frequently. Yeah. So I think you know that especially when you have a direct flight somewhere, if they have an issue getting people to the airplane who get to the gate on time, they will hold up until they get everyone onto the airplane. This is not uncommon. And John's explaining that I did everything right and they took off without me.

And because of that, he tweeted at American Airlines. Of course, I tweet them out. They respond. So, anything we can do to help you, I go, yes, yeah. It cost me a fly away. It cost me a show. Because I couldn't do the podcast, I go, yeah, yeah. Freaking, it cost me a fly away, it cost me a show. Because I couldn't do the podcast, I go, yeah, I about to be some points, some freaking fly miles. Nah, sorry, you know, all we can do is offer our apologies. Fuck you, American. You get nothing.

You lose. Good day, sir. So obviously was not their fault. If they say, hey, we're really sorry this happened to you. I'm going to read you the tweet that John put out for everyone to see. Just letting everyone know that if you're going to fly, don't use at American air. Not only did I arrive two hours before my flight to Reno, not only did I arrive on time to the gate, they told me they had a lack of bus shuttles to get me to the plane.

And I am an advantage member. What does it matter how early he got there if you went, if you be lined for a bar and drink for a few hours? It doesn't sound like he has the advantage either. I know. So I love that he thought he was going to take them down and they would have to give him miles or something like that, and they're like, no, I just, we'll say sorry again.

Yeah, I mean, that sucks. So, the best is, and I know Reno's not a big city, but he's not even able to get to Reno that day. He had to wait until the next day to fly in, so he missed one of the standup gigs. He didn't podcast on Tuesday because of it. It really fucked up his whole week. I hope that bacon was really fucking good, John.

Better be a really good bloody Mary. It was gonna cost you that much. Well, we should be talking about is the lucky son of a bitch on that small plane that had an empty seat next to him. Yeah, you almost hit some of your Johnson next to you all the way to Reno. You dodged a big retarded bullet. So John then talks about his next flight, the next day to Reno.

He's got some jokes ready to go for this. He's such a bad joke, Tower. Listen to how he delivers this. Pete, I was worried to fly in to Reno. Let me tell you something. Last time I flew in it was so bumpy. And they land and the plane just drops out. It's the only fight that comes with a death certificate.

Freak complained drop quicker than my grandma's boobies. I mean, and I'll just tell you this. Oh God. The plane job. So like the plane drops over the course of 30 years, I don't understand the joke. I'm in the course of 30 years. I've been checking in on my grandma's tits

for the last 40 years. I know how long this process takes. Grab a sports bra, Christ. Oh, it's as I can tell you. Your tits are dropping like an American Airlines flight into Reno, Grandma. Oh, that old chestnut. So then, Stuttering John explains that he needs the people to keep the superchats coming for a very specific reason.

Uh, so let me just get rid of that. And keep the superchats coming. Because here's the thing. My last show here is on Sunday. Then on Monday morning, I fly back on my birthday. That's right. It's my birthday, 47 years of age on Monday. You're still doing that thing. But he thinks everyone's gonna give him money because it's his birthday.

January 56, who gives a shit. We're still celebrating birthdays. Like a child. Should we send him something? I think so. I feel bad. So it's in the pick-wik pub. I believe my sister-in-law, she mentioned that she's gonna make a shirt for his 2017 campaign run to be the senator of California. Cause he needed Anthony and already to give him money. This is part of the bonus episode we did. He was asking them for money to support his campaign, his election campaign. He needed shirts made.

So we thought it'd be fun to send some merchandise to the pickwik pub. It's a little late, but yeah, whatever is to wear it. You know, does John have a PO box? I don't think so. It would be great to send him a bunch of that pre-cooked bacon. I know you're gonna be blown away by this. Go ahead and shove this in a drink if you want. So John did a show in the Apple Valley.

And I guess I'm not familiar with where this is, but I guess it's pretty far outside of LA. It's pretty rural area. But you did a stand-up show and he had a long way to drive back. And thankfully, he had his friend Nikki B there with him. You know, I got to, I got to thank Nikki B for being such a damn good friend. Now, first of all, I killed it last night. Probably the best set I've ever done. You know, it was packed. Try new stuff. Everything was working. The people were loving me. And the cash wasn't bad either. But I started driving home around midnight or maybe 11, 11, 30. Called Nikki B. And she stayed on the phone to keep me awake while I drove all the way home from Apple Valley,

two and a half miles, I mean, two and a half hours away. So I thank you Nikki for being such a good friend as we discuss people who would not such good friends? So he was shit-talking people with Nikki B for 2 and a half hours after a standup show in order to keep him awake, what's weird about this is, if I had moderators, which I don't,

I don't think they'd be the first people I'd call if I wanted a friend to talk to. And that's like John's friend base now. It's his moderates. That is pretty telling. That's very telling. He talked to Nikki B for two and a half hours. Yes.

Not a friend of his or a family member. Call the time and weather. Yeah, movie times. Yeah. So I thought that was kind of interesting. Now, Alisa Jordana, I gotta get out of her show. Next time the bills aren't playing on a Sunday afternoon, she was on this show called Juicy Scoop with Heather Mcdonald.

And I've talked about Juicy Scoop. I think with Drew and Mike, this is not a great show, but Alisa's great. And she goes on there to talk shit about Suttery John. Well, she was asked a question about him. And this is always fun for me. Suttery John is not well right now. He's like, he is a mess because this is what happens.

So I know him well. Me too. And I know his ex-wife who just got married this past week and so I probably didn't help his mood. No, it did not. So with him, I feel for him so much, because I went through a similar scenario where I'm no longer really involved with Howard Stern.

But I look at it in a different way than he looks at it. I look at it as wow. I pretty much came in with no experience at all. They put me with the top writers in the world. I mean, top comedy writers. I got to be on the radio. I got to connect with an audience. It was the most amazing time of my life, one of them.

And I've had a lot of amazing times. So I look at it like that. I look at Howard Stern gave me the skiff. He bought me like a beautiful diamond necklace that said dream on it. And he wrote a letter on how funny I was. And I didn't even know I was funny at all until that letter.

So he just, he changed my life. Howard Stern changed my life. John, on the other hand, thinks that Howard like owes him something or that this thern show was nothing without him when that's so clearly, like not what it is, he should just appreciate that he was on there and just try to make something different happen. So Elise is coming at this from a place where she can relate.

She was a part of the Howard's thern show and she no longer is and she's realizing that you have to move on with your life when that sort of thing happens. Yeah, thank you for the experience. Now I'm going to try to see what else I can do. Right. And unfortunately, John does not have a good attitude about this. Yeah. And so John, I feel for him because I understand that pain because I went through the same pain, but it's just not good. The way he's talking about Howard,

you know, he's just shit talking him every day. He made a whole podcast about Howard about how horrible he is, how bad he treats his current staff, how much the current staff is making. It just, wow, like he is not over it. And it's, that's a hard part of life. Yeah. But, you know, I've taken years of like Kabala classes

to get over this and like just different religions. Yeah. And the most important thing in life, think is letting go because otherwise you can't let in anything new. Right. And I don't want to be like a bitter person. Right. Exactly.

I really don't. And he, you know, he, he's a bitter guy and I like him. I think he's funny, but it's just, it's hard to be happy when you're living in the past no matter what how great it was. Right. Right. Very well summed up, Elise. He is a bitter guy living in the past no matter what how great it was. Right, right. Very well summed up, Elise. He is a bitter guy living in the past.

Thanks that everyone owes him something and the world owes him and Howard owes him. And they do not. He was not really like what she was saying up until the very end when she said that she likes John and thinks that he's funny. Then now I can't trust anything she says. I know, she does it a lot too.

When she was at our show a few weeks back, she said, and I love John, and we go, okay, well, Now I can't trust anything she says. I know, she does it a lot too. When she was at our show a few weeks back, she said, and I love John, and we go, okay, wow. I mean, I love him too for a specific reason. And he makes me laugh more than anyone else, but it's what he says shit like this. I can't handle stupidity. That's the shit.

The cracks we have about that idiot that fucking stuttering fuck face. So what did Howard give John? Like what did his necklace say? Good question. Oh, Doug, what have we done today? We've done it all. Jacktober began for the second year we're doing Jacktober.

Armstrong and Getty, one more thing. We talked about short stories for kids. They did a podcast about Patrick Michael being the only one with a sense of humor in the entire world. And I wasn't of that. No agenda called me a buck to the idiot. Tim Dylan doesn't grace the batch and met a Skelko impression. OPS to move his car a lot. Jerry wants to bang his mom for some reason Patrick Michael is getting trolled on yet another show settering John is better so you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the

part of the show we play Cliff in the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. It sounds like this. This is the Lions Den. I hope you knew that before you tuned in. This is where the angels and the devils fight and they're choosing up sides. All right. Me, a part man, part monkey, all mystery, and the angels and the devils are playing tug of war with my personality. Now is the day to pick a side. And I think we know the side that you've picked. Okay, very good, Alex, it is man cow. This was one of the early episodes of WOTP when he was still at a morning show in Chicago.

And we are going to revisit man cow. Doug, are you a fan of this guy? I am not a fan of man cow, but God damn it, I wish I could have been part of that instead of this Armstrong and Getty bullshit. Dude, come back. What have you back? If you want to come on and talk about man cow with us.

He's a big fan of man cow. He's like, that's mine. Doug, thank you so much for your time. You always put so much work into these episodes, and I really appreciate that. People should check out Who's Right, which is the show that you co-host with your buddy, Anthony, and you guys have just blown up.

I'm, I look at the, there's this thing called Graftrian or something like that. It shows how shows have grown on Patreon. And whose right is just a vertical line up, you guys are crushing it over there. People love the show. Where can people find you? Who's right podcast.com? All right. And anywhere you get podcasts from, check out who's right with our buddy Doug and Thanks again for coming on the show. It's been too long. We'll have to have you back if you if you want to Yeah, I'm always willing to come back on here. I enjoy coming on. Thank you very much. You're the boss. Thanks so much

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Farmer Yeg counters with, no, that was a young boy. Alex advises, don't listen to the voicemail segment, respect yourself more. But Johnny wins it with, she joined the Navy and had to stop smoking pot. She also got engaged. Nick Grapes, ever since Carl gave that Cyan Z unique Kyle K.D. of soapbox, he's been posting his dumb TMZ clips in the Legion of Skanks podcast group. Thanks a lot, Carl! Ronnie comments, he had a great opportunity but acted like a dick.

Oh well, regarding the latest bonus episode, Funchsicle 2018 writes in our subreddit, this episode was so great, Carl, please do more. I'd love to see Carl and Vinnie with ANDY do a review of John's movie The Way Merch-Dead, the Phantom Dennis Marvel's at, three episodes in September, Carol and Vinnie with A-N-D do a review of John's movie The Way Merch-Dead, The Phantom Dennis Marvel's At, Three Episodes in September, Good Work Carl, Proved Everyone Wrong. Cameron A.Z. boasts, I'd like to think my endless bitching was what put him over the edge.

Turbo 7049 panders with, Best Live Stream in a Long Time. Unsaid Fat Dude opines, This was a great episode. I didn't think I could think any less of Stuttio, but my god was I wrong. He's such a penis. Rolf Molland Mellish posts. Tell me more about ANDY stickers. Also, buying Vick's milk-drenched panties and wearing them like a bandana should be on the wheel of consequence. Getty Lee's thumb points out.

The reason Stuttering John burns so many bridges is because he believes all his trolls are under them. So where you trolls gonna live now you losers huh? And Gaviston You Bastard plays us out with in our clean, roach-free house. W-A-T-P Review segment is brought to you by the Cardififf Electric Podcast Network, home to the Cardiff Electric Podcast. And you to the network, whom are these podcasts? A podcast focused on podcast grammar and the carloft, two of the most famous podcasts on the internet today. Hello, I'm Cardiff Electric and I'm your new WATP Review Girl. Here are the reviews for this week.

Review number one from the internet. I signed in on my mom's account just to give this heap another one star review. What a bunch of losers. One, two, three. Oh, that's a five star. Review number two from the internet dog vomit vaginal warts diarrhea who are these podcasts do you see the trend one two three that is a one star review last review from the internet aids one two three that was a one star review And the final review from the internet. Vinnie is the greatest comedian of all time. He is so funny. I can't believe that he only ended up number five on that famous podcaster's top 10 comedian list. Also, VIX sounds like she's sounds like she's eating grapes when she talks. What a loser.

One, two, three, that was a one-star. All right, the Cardiff Electric Review segment brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network, which now is a third show. So you have the Carl Off, the Cardiff Electric Podcast, and now who are these podcasts? Very original stuff from that guy. Vic Casey, how are you two doing today?

What the fuck Carl, you replaced us? Listen, I didn't ask for this. He just produces it and sends it in. I don't know what to tell you. Well, the public demand. I mean, he don't have to play Carl. He doesn't have to hit things. We're getting some jealousy going.

Speaking of jealousy, we have to talk about this. Vic came on and put Casey on blast last week. Casey, did you get caught up on that? No. You haven't listened to this yet. Nope. Okay, I just called your tits like mediocre. Like you hyped them up a little bit too much.

You know what I mean? You called them like a G or something. They're like, they're like a D. Yeah, yeah, you didn't say D last week. I think it's at C last week. I mean, hey, listen, I reviewed some old pictures of Casey and I moved it up to a D. Okay. Yes. No one can deny, no one can deny the wet T shirt photo of Casey that is on our page around is very impressive.

I don't, I think it is, but I don't know. So I want to tell you guys, I'll let you know in a fun fact about this. So I asked Casey and Victor both come on this week so that we could have this discussion. And Casey made it immediately not fun. By saying that she's lost weight because she hasn't been healthy and so her boobs have gotten smaller.

Like, well, this is a big and fun talking about your boobs now, Casey. What are you doing? I don't know. I thought that Vic and I were friends and that she wasn't gonna call me out anymore, but I guess not, so I was very upset. The friend of mine would do this to me

when I'm in such poor health. I just miss you, Casey, that's it. She's washing up because she hasn't seen you. Yeah, she hasn't seen you in a while. Jesus Christ. I think we can all agree that all the three review girls we have, Casey and Beck have the nicest tits. Why did you say her first?

Well, because I think she shared her tits. Elf medical order. Elf medical order. Yeah. Oh my God. Do we have any new reviews that yeah, either of you can read for us today. You want to go first? I have to that card of electric didn't read. I think card of electric makes those up by the way. So you don't have to worry. One of them, one of them was

real. Oh, really? Yeah. I won't tell you which one. Okay. It wasn't the one about Vinnie being funny, that's for sure. That I know. All right. Do you do you have any reviews, Vic? I have two. Probably the same two as you. The same ones. I'll do the long one. You can do the short one. Fantastic.

All right. Brandon by Scott Helms. Like your time with Drew Lane and Ferndale, not Detroit. Please check out the Something was Wrong Podcast from AudioChuck. This current season was based on someone but called R.D., but they never revealed who he really was. Basically a waste of time because they never answer

the question they posed at the start. That's a review of Arshaw with the fuck? That's not a review. That's a podcast suggestion. That's not where you put that. That's a review of our show with the fuck. That's not a review. That's a podcast suggestion. That's not where you put that. That's not where you do that. The email, it's tweet me. I'm doing it. There's a whole channel and discord for that. That's not a, I hope that's a five star. Yes, it is. Okay, that's good. Yeah, that person is doing it wrong. Don't worry, Carl. This is a, this is a review. Okay. This is a solid show.

I would give it eight out of 10 period. Well, that would be four out of five. Would be eight out of 10. Do the ratio wise. No, five star. Fuck you. Oh, okay. Um, I've heard that there's reviews on like audible and stuff like that too.

I don't know. There might be other places. I have no idea how to access them. You want me to do more work, Carl? Yes. I'm always asking for more work. I'm always asking for more work and more pictures of boobs. I don't know. I can't start this stuff. Oh, I do have a surprise. So I sent some newd to min and she's going to draw them because someone made a fan art of me and my Ariel is rather, were too big. And I was upset. So Mint is drawing them accurately.

That's amazing. And I should point out, I am not promoted this. I should point out that Mint did a poster for our live show. I believe she is selling that you can purchase and Mint, you can find on Twitter. Let me look up where you might find her. It might be Mint salad or something. It's Mint salad.

Like at Mint salad. At it's Mint salad. It's Mint salad. ITS Mint salad. So. I'm looking at it right now. Yes. Okay.

So you can find her on Twitter. She's also in the discord and People should check that out because that poster is awesome and I need to purchase one myself So Carl I have something I want to ask you. Yes You offered to pay for dick master sins flight. I did yeah Do you know how much money he makes on patreon? Oh shit, Todd, which is probably why he was like, I got this car. Do you know how much money, Vic and I make on Patreon?

I don't. We don't, we don't discuss finances at this show. Yeah, okay. Are you the standard like 20 bucks? I stand up one. Are you the standard? Yeah, the one that made more money than me. The standard genre of review girls. uh it's made more money than me. The stuttering

John of Review girls and it's my birthday coming up. Uh all right let's listen to some voice mails real quick. Shall we? Yeah. Great. Great. That's a spirit. Listen Carl. I'm that I'm listening to episode 249. You did two ads

in a row. All right. You got a space amount dude I'll do one I'll listen to one of them I'm not gonna do two in a row okay fucking fix it all right I'm gonna catch up on your episodes I better not hear you doing this shit again shut the fuck up all right thanks for the notes sir I do appreciate that are you in marketing I uh well I used to be I do some more I do appreciate that. Are you in marketing? Yeah, while I used to be. I do some more. I do some marketing and stuff. Yeah. I mean, honestly, Vic, putting the ad spots on a roll

make it easier to skip through it. I thought I was doing people. So you want people to skip through people saying you? Of course not. OK, of course. Of course not. To survive. You're a perfect. people saying you of course not of course not to survive know that it's a very safe, what about Pam? What's it? Oh, fuck, am I stuck here? Wait, so I can't, like, present what you're going to be trying to do.

Oh, you. Go to the button to work. Keep trying. All right. Well, all right, fuck you. That was an epic fail. He didn't even try calling back and the producer was by Stuttering John. That was Grave, man, soldiering even try calling back end to her news by Stuttering John. That was Grave man soldiering on.

Yeah, fine. The buttons. All right. These next two voicemails are came in from different people around the same time. And I thought this was interesting. Carl, yeah. Why the fuck did you cut the fucking outro?

I love that song. The only thing that wakes me up before I got show call me back. Love you. Okay. So I wait. wakes me up before I get a show. Call me back. Love you. Bye. Okay, so I wait. We haven't been playing the outro music. That person doesn't like that. Hey, Carl, you're right. We don't want to hear your ice-coats song again to the podcast. We want to hear Kevin saying Oh, I appreciate it. You played the whole outro. Call me back. Do you see why I don't accept feedback from people? It's an introductory. It's polarizing. It's polarizing polarizing a contradictory makes it very difficult for me to know what's what these days

What else we got here? Oh, this is the guy who fell asleep at the live show Vic so you called out the guy who fell asleep at a live show right we all So he called him. I was messaging with him about it. I was like, hey, so, Vic called you out. Yeah, that wasn't the first time I was called out. I thought it was, but that whatever.

Carl, this is a guy from the live show with the white tank that was cocaine Jesus. Actually, it wasn't the first one to call me out. Casey kind of did a couple of weeks ago. I don't the first one to call me out, Kate's kind of did a couple weeks ago. I don't appreciate either one of them. I made him a mistake of starting drinking at 7.30 in the morning and got asked to leave a brewery earlier in the day. So, all in all, it won't be the last time someone falls asleep at a W-A-T-P show. And it's probably not even the last time I fall asleep there either.

Next live show, he's still there. I'll be there probably fucking do it again and Fuck yourself. He started drinking at 7 30 a.m. I got kicked out of a brewery I'm more interested in cocaine Jesus. Why isn't he helping out? I know if we don't call him out He's never going to learn Consequences. I don't think he wants to learn Like no, he wants to snore in the front row. This is how he can get you asked himself, how can I do better? All that often.

All right, the Bukaki queen called in and she is getting harder and harder to understand. I'm not sure what she's talking about here. She just keeps getting more and more coming her mouth. Is that what it is? I'm surprised she can even dial the phone to call me. Opening your eyes will be very difficult. Hi, my name is Elizabeth. I'm a gay queen and I heard all about The day that's about to be happening and once out, KBN beg because Bukaki is witty G cup.

So I am ready for this Tee-Fight. I mean, it's not to you, Carl, play Crush. So it sounds like the Bukaki queen is saying that she has better tits than the review girls. If I'm not sure she can send them is. Yeah, she can send them to me and I'll be the do you have them. Both our numbers are posted. Just go out and send them Bukaki queen.

It would be a pleasure for me to view them and rate them. Right. Absolutely. And Bukaki queen also, you know, my number two, it's the one that you call end to leave voice. You don't have to just send it to the Elstel. We should all be judges of this in my opinion. Well, they can are better judges of tits because we're women ourselves.

But she said you're tits kind of suck, though. And I say she's a good judge of tits. Yeah, no, she is. She knows what the bottom of the scale is. I do it the top of the scale. Oh, so. is. She knows what the scale is. I do it the top of the scale. Different from the sea in a G. This is going to contentious. I never learned the alphabet. I'm sorry.

That story checks out. Dirt farming doesn't require a lot of alphabetical knowledge. No. I'll leave you to know who's the soil horizon alphabet. O-A-E-B-C- R. Most of the only letters I know. Let's get back to the boobs. I'm sure that'd be killing at one of the dirt farming conventions you go to. But our audience doesn't understand what you're talking about. Someone will. So I called out podcasting 2.0 because I said that I don't think Bitcoin is a currency and I'm getting some backlash for that Bitcoin is in currency Why don't you just go back to gold and fucking treasury bonds and fucking boomer

Call me back Go back to treasury bonds and gold Thank you. Yeah, do it. Thank you for that sir Hey car You know for old timehakes could you bring back deep discount ad reads please I missed those I missed those so much when I just bring them back to even if they're even if they're not even around just do a read for them. It's just like all times, dude It'll make my day

Deep discount is where you could go why stream a movie when you could own it a DVD or Blu-ray Thank you deep discount Those were fun ad reads back in the day, weren't they? What happened to deep discount? I don't know I haven't I haven't talked to them in quite some time I know I don't know where they went oh well I Remember when you first reviewed southern john's podcast Oh way back when in the whole time southern john is just

way back when, in the whole time Southern John is just motherfucking Arty Wang the entire time. This latest bone-subsility put out pretty much explains why. Arty just puts John in his place in front of everyone in his incredibly embarrassing. There's any reason to get the Patreon, like this is reason why. Like it is brutal how bad John and basses himself on anti-acumia show go up yeah people really enjoyed this latest bonus episode that we did any normal person would stop talking

after being on that show but not John yeah Oh, it was incredible how Anthony and Artie were crushing him. He was on the defensive the entire time. And he's such a moron that he was talking shit about them, like the worst possible shit going after Anthony with his domestic violence thing, going after Artie with his heroin addiction and suicide attempts. And then they're like, yeah, I saw your movie. It wasn't very good. Oh, why are we getting personal?

Fucking dummy. He's Such a dumb dummy. All right Bobcat from Philly who I met in mom by the call into the show. Hey Carl Bobcat from Philly. Couple things I want to say the live stream yesterday was fucking amazing. I thought it was great. I love it. Second, I went to Chicago. I call you out for being late all the time. Jenny Jingles was amazing. Andy, the goat was awesome. I talked to Troj at the bar.

That was a little awkward. I made him feel bad. This is it. I saw your flight with the lead coming home from Rochester. And mine was also with the lead coming home from Philly. And I was curious. I looked up where Rochester was on the map because I wasn't really sure where

it was and here's my question why the fuck do you live in Rochester? It's the middle of fucking nowhere. Holy fucking shit. Why would you live there? All right. Love you. Love the show. Call me back. Bye. Middle of nowhere. How else? Where else would you want to live if you wanted to go to Syracuse and

Batavia on a regular basis? Don't forget Utica. There's Utica right down the road. Let's go zone. Alright, Bobcat. Call back in again. This one's for Vic and Casey. Hey, Carl. Bobcat. I'm feeling again. I forgot something. I was talking to Vic and Casey at the Chicago show and i was thinking about what big said uh...

last week on the show about casey's boob yeah uh... right casey's boob are nowhere as big as you said and bicks are definitely bigger are there both night because i love boob but big for definitely bigger than casey's and i don't know what she's talking about with this at-side uh... she's wrong uh... again love you love the the show. Call me back, bye. This is like titgate right now. This is Casey titgate. Just really They're really digging the knife in deeper reminding me of what I once had.

Oh, all right. That's not gonna fly. You're really milking it. That's not gonna fly. You're really milking it. She's just, well, okay. She's like 12 pounds. Oh my gosh. I think you need to stop like testing your soil by eating it and then grow. I'll give that a try.

I'm worried about you. I'm worried about you because you have a very small figure. If you lost 12 pounds, but at the same time, I'm really glad you took the picture of your boobs when you did. Because they got for that, at least we have that. She's losing weight because what's his lips is eating fucking everything in sight. You're not in your eyes but does have an appetite, Adam. All right, last voice now.

I knew before that live show that I'd become a Patreon and I'm glad I did because that last episode is fucking great. Suttering John is his best when he's mad on somebody else's show. If this gets on the show of fucking Carl and Nikki's circle. Wow, people really like that live stream. I didn't put a lot of effort into that. I was just John humiliating himself. So I was I'm not going to say credit for it, but it was John will. You're hating it.

Yes. Yeah, that's all I did. It was just like, hey, look at the monkey behind the kids. Amazing, right? All right. This has been a lot of fun. Thanks again to Doug from Who's Right for coming on. Vic, two weeks in a row. Wow. It's awesome. Good to talk to you. Of course. Anything you want to plug? No, I don't like plugging things. I would rather not have interaction with people. Why don't you give out your phone number? You know what? I want to give a shout out to the dude sending me cat pictures every day. Like

literally every day, like right at 11 p.m. he'll send me pictures of his cat. I've been getting those two. They're really great. They're so good. Feel bad. They're good cat pictures guy. Thank you. You know that there's going to be a dick pick at some point down. You know, we're just building up to that, like building that truss. Oh, good Brandon sending me another message. Here's a cute one. another message. Ah! Here's a cute one. All right. Very cool. Let's keep sending fun things to Vic and Casey. And Casey, thank you so much for coming on with this controversy of brewing. And you just, you came, you came on very brave of you to come on. We appreciate that. I think that you would like to plug. Standing in brave, Um, I'll be I'm on Twitter. Can you underscore enjoyer and also Carl? I will be in New York

the end of this month for like 10 days. We're gonna take the train up there. Oh cool Autos. Yeah so You're ever in the city. Uh, let me know might be there. You're gonna be in New York City Yeah, we're ever in the city. Let me know, might be there. You're gonna be in New York City? Yeah, we're staying in Manhattan. Okay. At the Catholic hospital. We'll meet you halfway in Syracuse. Yeah, I was gonna say,

it's like a six and a half hour drive for where I live, but I'd love to go on a double day. But just for you to let you know. All right. All right, well, that's awesome. Have a great trip. And thank you both for coming on. and I guess we'll just do this now Okay, folks

Guess what? The episode's over I gotta go goodbye Goodbye