Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep280 - Mancow's Microaggressions

Episode Date: October 10, 2021

This week we revisit Mancow, a long-time radio veteran who now yells into a laptop camera in his basement. His only goal in life appears to be getting kicked off YouTube like his friend Alex Jones. We wish him luck. Tab from Here's What I Don't Get is back to discuss Mancow's inability to listen to his guests, Tom Myers' second season, Stuttering John's 6-star hotel room, and Opie's laptop battery. Programming note: My internet has been out all weekend so we recorded in Vinnie's studio and it was a technical nightmare. http://hereswhatidontget.com/   Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We're reviewing a show called Mancows Micro Aggressions. That's right. We're still in October and we're talking Mancows. This is a suggestion that came in from Justin. We have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. There's so much to get to today, Tab.

I got so much going on right now. I don't know if we're going to get to it all. We got Opie going on with Dr. Steve.'t know if we're gonna get to it all. You know, we got OP going on with Dr. Steve. We got Stuttering John. He's in Tampa. He's gonna be talking about stuff. Tom Myers is back. We got a lot to get to.

I don't know if I'll get to it all. Coming up soon. Stick around for that. Listen to how this show starts. These radio guys, they cannot stop teasing shit. It's so frustrating. Even the very beginning now, I listen to episode 10. This guy is, you know, new to this new YouTube thing he's doing from his basement on Monday

evenings. But this is how the show starts off. Next on Man Cow Live. Well, listen, I mean, Mark Zuckerberg is something that Ian Fleming would have created for James Bond novel. Man Cow takes on the tech monopolies. Are we being lied to? Are we being manipulated? Already of the Communications Decency Act, they can't be sued, they are protected, and should they be broken up.

Does that even get you excited to watch it? Just start the fucking thing. What are we doing? Toilet. On one of the episodes that I listened to, I didn't pull this clip, but they played this whole, like, long teaser segment, and then it just went to about a minute of silence,

and then they started playing the teaser segment again. Whoops. Yeah, I noticed some technical difficulties. I'm gonna point that out real quick, just because you brought that up. He's got this producer on there, they doesn't have a lot of respect for. And they're trying to play videos,

and the videos are like buffering, and you just see that wheel going as they're trying to do it. Are we gonna play Erken Cathy? You wanna move on? We have a hilarious thing you put together. The poor doctor's waiting. It's not playing.

It's not playing. Yeah, it's not playing. Good stuff, good stuff, man. Now, and then because it's really exciting about this video that was put together, he decides, let's double down, let's try again. Do you have the American Kathy of video? Do we want to try? It's pretty good stuff. Pretty funny. You can shake your head, no. No, okay. All right. Let's just keep trying. No, no, okay, no. No, it's not going to happen.

So, Tab, before I get too far ahead of myself here. First off, I want to apologize to Alex. It was Alex who suggested the show, not Justin. That was in my nose from last week and I copied it over my band. Second tab, we're doing this show with you because you're a man cow fan. Am I right? Yeah, yeah. I actually have a man cow DVD right here next to me coincidentally in the studio. Man cow TV a pair of lips now. But your audience is only, yeah. Been a big, my whole family's been mancow fans for forever.

So we're not, what am I missing that? I would ask you the same question about why you like Howard Stern. I think it's just who you got exposed to first. Okay. All right. Fair enough. I mean, Howard Stern was billowed by every one of the 90s and early 2000s because the show was great. I don't know what's going on with man cow, but maybe he's used to be just like Howard Stern.

I don't know. He's he's like, where's Howard Stern's more liberal man cows more conservative. I mean, it's all the same wacky morning DJ bullshit. Sure. We didn't even live in his market. Any of his, but a family friend did. They lived in Indiana, so they got the Chicago stations. And they gave my dad some CDs of his, you know, like best stubs that we listened to

on road trips and whatnot. They were very funny. And then with the age of podcasts, they started releasing his, they'd like take his morning show and cut all the ads out and release it onto an RSS feed. So you could listen, listen live. And so this is like the third or fourth iteration of his show because he keeps getting like bump from networks to networks. So his last one was last year he left an AM radio station where he was doing an all talk,

but it was like the morning, it was, it was the morning zoo without any of the music to fill time. Now, the AEM station that he was on, I was talking to Drew about this earlier this week, because he's from Chicago. He was saying that it wasn't even a morning drive show. It was like nine o'clock, he started. No, he started at five in the morning. Oh, shit. He did, he, he did like five a.m. to, I think he did 5 a.m. to 9 a.m. or something like that.

I don't know how you get that kind of energy that this guy brings at 5 a.m. unless you're just out of Bender, which that's that I can see it. What did you pull that you want to, you want to talk about on here? Well, we were talking about how he's shitting on his producers. One of the things you talked about. So you guys did this show in like episode nine, I think. Yes. I'm really out. And one of the things you shed on him for was he the like constantly laughing over one another and tagging jokes and stuff. And I guess maybe he listened. So when you were doing the live show in Lombard, Illinois, I was on his micro aggression as a YouTube channel. And I comment on a bunch of his videos like you should go to the WTP

live show in Lombard, Illinois, hoping that maybe I could give him to go to that, but he did not. Good. Sorry, though. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. Anyway, maybe he listened to your review of him and learned, and that's my, my clip seven. Gonzo now is a, um, uh, I don't know, some, some sexual thing. They made Gonzo sexual because your kids need that. That's a real. Yeah. And, uh, I really wish you wouldn't talk when I'm on here.

Stupid. If I wanted a sidekick, I'd, I'd, I'd hire a sidekick. Okay, I don't need help from the moron over there. Am I right? Thank you. But, um, now you be losing my train of thought. I gotta be on. Okay, it's okay. It's okay. That's why I don't have a cast of characters anymore because they're stupid. I'm fine. I'm fine. I don't need the chuckle heads. I'm fine right here with the chuckle heads. But I don't know where I was going because that idiot just screamed.

And now I'm really pissed off. But yeah, this is interesting because I listen to a different episode. Another thing these morning radio guys do is repeat themselves a lot because it used to be that listeners will only listen for 15, 30 minutes at a time. So you could do the same shit over and over again and reach different audiences with that on YouTube. It doesn't really work that way. So this is him. Repromanding his producer. What was that from episode nine that you pulled that from? That one was from episode one. One. Okay. Well, episode 10 is the exact same thing. His producer is bringing

his guest on this doctor who's going to talk about the vaccines and shit. And he has to upper mandum. And it makes the guest coming on very awkward. Do we have doctor artists? Yeah, you want me to bring them on? Yeah, why are you on? Why am I looking at you? Shit. You know, that's just the guy who I want to go on. That's all this is.

Sorry, Doc. That's fine. You know why he was on? Because he wanted to be seen. That's all right. There's no reason to be on oh That really I got Lucille ball here trying to insert herself into my show I

Don't need a sidekick, but that's why I've sent it home Well, we're excited. We're finally together. Yeah, thank you. No, no, I'm not talking to you No, the reason I'm not sick with a bunch of chuckleheads is because I, I, I loathe it. I don't need so. Oh, hey, oh, hi. Mmm, hey, you need me to. No, just bring on the gas. Well, not for nothing, Mr. Mancow. But if you really don't like this guy, run the show yourself.

I mean, even Senator Judd almost pulls that off. You can play your own video clips and bring out the guest yourself if you want to. I'm pretty sure who he's talking to is either Dewey Lord of the Fat Chicks, which is, you know, one of his, the Wack Pack or DJ Love Cheese, the other, uh, his producer, his longtime producer, they're in the background. And it's like, I'm pretty sure that they are doing all of this. And he just sits in front of a laptop and shouts at the laptop. Yes. And the first, the first episode, he, he's sitting there in front of his laptop. And he's like banging the table. And you can tell he's on a laptop because the screen is wobbling back

and forth. And it's like the worst quality video coming over the internet service that comes out of Afghanistan. I mean, it just look fucking terrible. And he's, he's shouting. But, you know, he also wants to let you know, he's, he exhibits all of the classic behaviors of like the Stuttering John's and the OPs. My clip five, he goes through like all of this great, these great things that he's done now. And now he's hosting a YouTube station where he has about 1500 views. If you listen to me, I had a radio show from 1984 until last year and highly rated. And I was on Fox News channel for seven years.

And anyway, I'm in a movie called Deathwister Bruce. Well, it's little stuff like that. Okay, yeah, he does talk about the glory days, right? I know, and it's just from the one episode that I let's do that was an hour long where he's very proud of what he used to do. And now, like you said, 7,000 subscribers. I mean, hey, good on you, but these videos are getting

after a few weeks, 1500 viewers to know. It doesn't seem to be, good on you, but these videos are getting after a few weeks, 1500 views, total. It doesn't seem to be, although he's on what? Other platforms too, right? He's not just on YouTube, he's on Twitch and Facebook. Yeah, he's on, I think he said he was on anchor FM and I was really hoping that I would catch him to do an anchor FM read, but he did not. Of course he's on anchor.

So this is the new shock jack wet dream because it used to be the FCC. This was the big thing like, whoa, we got to watch it. We say the government's coming after me. And oh, we're going to get, Joe, we're going to get fined from the government. And that was like a big one of the things that every shock jack leaned into. They're all excited about, well, now they get it all over again, because it's YouTube. So I've been talking with the doc for a few minutes off here. This will probably get a shut

down because there's some truth. Are you ready for the truth? We're going to get shut down from this today because we're going to talk about Ivermectin. Just like the states of India have that have a 92, 95, 98 percent total remission of all COVID-19 cases in their states just using Ivermectin. Are we going to get in trouble for talking about this? Are we going to have censorship? Are we going to have censorship? Are we going to get in trouble? What does that even mean? We're going to in trouble and it's funny because yes YouTube actually does Take down videos that they deem has misinformation and this guy is spouting all sorts of craziness on this show Which I'll get into I'm excited about it. I didn't realize this guy was Chicago's Alex Jones Because I always been this but he's fucking all the way there

So he's he's spouting all this craziness and no one's paying attention. YouTube does not care. Speaking of Alex Jones, he opens his episode nine, one of the ones I listened to, clip 12, he's trying to speak in a code and it's a long clip. So just feel free to turn it off once you figure out what the code he's using is to signal to his listeners, important information.

I want to talk about how I don't believe for heroin. Don't shoot up and do heroin. A lot of you are asking me, man, Cal. You know, I want to see my grandmother in the hospital. I want to go see Metallica at the metro. Should I shoot up and do heroin? No, no, your life's not worth it. You morons. Yeah, so he's talking about the vaccines and because he doesn't want to get censored by YouTube. He's calling the vaccines heroin. That's his little insider name for it. And I have

an example that we're talking to the doctor they've been a start this doctor is going to blow your mind with the information he has he comes on introduces the guy uh... chiropractor which i'm like i'm you do it in school but i don't know that this guy's going to pull the winoff of vaccines but anyway you have this is uh... the doctor talking about vaccines but you

think the term heroin. And just so you know, I've ever met in 4.4 billion doses worldwide in 40 years hasn't killed anybody. But heroin has been already proven to kill this year alone 150,000 Americans. People say I'm keep cutting out. Are you hearing that, Tim? Yeah, yeah, it's a, I think that maybe your size compared to Vinnie's size, the audio, like audio stuff in the air, it's hitting the microphone twice when normally it only hit the microphone once. Do you think guys are what it is? Because he'd cut out, I think that's what it might be.

Should I stop and eat a pizza? Tyler, you think you're right. One of the funniest things in episode one that I caught was he gives you the rundown in case I saw I didn't know this being you know only vaguely interested in politics, but apparently there's a hierarchy of alt-right sandwich places. Okay. So that's my clip one is is where you should rank sandwiches on how much they love America. Jimmy John, who is a real pro-American guy, his sandwiches are better.

And if you can't get that, you get Jersey mics. And if you can't get that, there's a bunch of places in Chicago where you can get a real sandwich. Oh, so people who ween left can't make a sandwich? Is that what he said? Yeah, Subway specifically was what he was talking about and how Jared Fogler, whatever the guy was,

that was a pit of file. Well, they also have Megan Rapinoe as one of their spokespeople now. And if that weren't bad enough, Tom Brady, fuck subway. Oh, we think it's Tom Brady. The guy is beating more people's teeth. He's beating everyone's teeth at least once. He's one of the few guys in the league

who's beating every other team. And you're like, hey, more people's teeth. He's beating every one's teeth at least once. He's one of the few guys in the league who's beating every other team. And you're like, hey, this guy's beloved. No, we hate this fucking guy. Well, also why would you eat it subway just because their meat is terrible? Hey, more coming up after this break about meat products and sandwiches. I should just eat this now.

It's gonna be my new thing. All right, so this is him more about censorship now, because you have some of the background on mankind, hoping that you can help me if this is true or not. Dr. Look, I, I, it's totally dumb. I quit radio because of the censorship. You know, don't question the election. Don't do this. Don't do that. Don't talk about like we're talking about.

Did he quit radio because of censorship? I thought he got fired from the FM station. They had to take a job at an AM station and eventually that he wore out his welcome. Am I wrong? Well, according to him, he got deep stated from the A.M. station. Oh, yeah. They, because he was, so the last like year of his show, everything was in lockdown. He was the only one going into the studio. And he had no guests.

He had, it was just collars and whatever news he was reading. And of course, his like wild Alex Jones' opinions. And I guess it made them enough ratings, but he didn't fit well with the advertisers. And you know, they wanted him to suck up to the mayor of Chicago and that kind of stuff and he wouldn't do it. So that's getting deep stayed in? According to him, yes. Well, such a pivot from that. So we're getting deep stayed on AM radio to the way I think man, man cow is trying to he has all the best qualities of all of your best LL cows.

Okay. He has, you know, the the glory days of Stuttering John and he's got the kids in the background like patty see cups play my clip for. I'm talking to a friend of mine and, uh, hey guys, I said be quiet. Please, I'm recording in here. You know, kids don't listen. They don't care. They don't care.

This is my way for everything. And they don't care, you know, and spend it. I'll make more. Oh, that's pretty pathetic. You might want to find a place where you're away from your family. Yeah, you can't even hear them. There, there's no sound. He's just reacting to it. It, you can't even hear them. There's no sound. He's just reacting to it.

It's hilarious. He does it again. That was episode one in episode nine. Or again, later in episode one, he does it again, clip 11. Hold on a minute. Hold on. Hey guys, please.

Okay, give me a minute. I've asked over and over. My kids have their friends over there standing right here. So he's easily distracted or does he think this is content? I'm guessing he thinks this is good content for the shot. I think he thinks this is good content, but I also think he's easily distracted. Okay. He's. If you listen to the format of the show, it's just like thing after thing after thing after thing. And with the kids, it's, it's absolutely like this guy used to make thousands and millions

of dollars on radio and he can't get himself like a studio in the backyard or go somewhere to record this. He's doing it in his home office with his kids like running around downstairs. Yeah, I want to talk about his home office because he's on YouTube and he's got all of this paraphernalia around him, a memorabilia around him and he's very distracted by all of that. This is one of the original heads for one of the Godzilla movies.

Worth about 80,000, not 80,000 on two, whatever this is, one of the heads of the Godzilla movie used in a Toho classic. This was an on screen movie. An on screen movie. Well, those are the best kind. Yeah, they're way better than those on paper movies.

And yeah, they want you to flip through. And then it's those plate of paper on the back. And then he talks about this pinball machine he has and he's excited about it for the wrong reason. Sam Jones, autographed pinball. Sam Jones is going to be on here live with us soon. Sam Jones is flash Gordon from the 1980s classic. A full size 1980s pinball machine arcade signed signed. I don't know. I would love a 1980s pinball machine arcade signed signed.

I don't know, I would love a 19 days pinball machine. That's awesome. I don't need anyone to autograph it. That's the last thing I need on a pinball machine. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like an eight by 10, sure. Put it on a graph on that.

What else am I gonna do with that? But a pinball machine, could you not do that? I wanna see the score. No, don't put it there. No, no, don't put it there. It just seems like a really inconvenient thing to autograph. It could be a ride. He loves his celebrity friends though. Play my name, drop compilation because he just, he has all, he knows everybody. You think you'd ever see that from Macho Man, my friend? You think you'd ever see that from a guy I talked my friend? You think you'd ever see that from a guy

talked to quite frequently. Ted D. Beossi, Kevin Smith, another friend of mine. He was in my studio a lot, Billy D Williams. I love him. Farley did a hundred hours on my show. Chris Farley was wonderful. He was a lot of laughs. I talked a great slick of a band called Jefferson Starship or Starship. I talked to Donovan. He was with the Beatles and everything.

He said, I got a nice gift from the man that's going into space, William Shattner's latest. And he wrote a very nice note to me here, Live Long and Prosper, which I bet. You know, that's about as good as you can get for a Star Trek fan. And of course, he was at my wedding and he was there when my twin daughters were born and up. So I have more examples of this. Yeah. Did you know that radio people meet lots of famous people? Yes, I did know that. And they think he's like, he's friends with all of them, which is really weird. So he's going through at one point on this episode. He's just pulling out photos of himself with famous people and showing them to the camera and talking

about them. And it's so out of place because before that, he says this, we should do that. I got too much good stuff tonight. I got to hurry along. I got there's just too much stuff going on. I got to get through all of this. It's not the radio. He was much time as you want. You can make as many videos as you want. I have too much stuff to get to. Like, man, God, that stick is not a thing anymore. And then he starts going through his photos and going through the slideshow with us. Stupidest people I ever met. Motley crew.

God are they stupid. One of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He's had more gold records than almost anybody. It's We're now Yankovic. I don't know why you're gonna shit on Motley crew just there. He's like, here's my photo of Motley crew. Fuck these assholes. Like, oh, okay.

Fair enough. No one's gonna be upset about that. But then he says this about Neil Perth, which I found surprising. Time stand still to greatest rush song. I must say that I found that drummer, as an Alex who's the drummer, can't remember his name. I know his name, of course,

I just gave him some, it doesn't matter. Damanic, dead, demonic, bad guy. Really bad guy, here I'm with pink Floyd Where's a new bird was demonic? Did he sell his soul to be the greatest drummer to ever live? Is that possible? I'm gonna be still be alive if he did right? Yeah, I never heard that before I mean He was the greatest drummer ever. Well, yeah, it's weird. Yeah, and then I just thought I was fighting goes Here's me with pink Floyd. It's him with David Gilmore. Here's me with pink Floyd. He always forgot that guy's name too I think you think so and mr. Floyd

Yeah, by the way, which one's pink? The funny thing is about loving all these for loving all of these famous people he Hates Hollywood and I don't understand the disconnect there because he just rails against them. All these episodes, he goes on several rants about Hollywood, but this one's from episode one, my clip too. Everybody in Hollywood loves a pedophile. Satanic pedophiles. They love him in Hollywood.

And that's what you got with that son of a bitch, Jared. This is very Alex Jones. This is just taken away out of his book. He's the FCC approved Alex Jones. He was when he was on radio. I was on radio. Perhaps. So I have some examples of where he gets really deep into some ridiculous

Alex Jones shit. Now I'm going to play this clip and then I have a public service announcement that I'm going to make to all the people who maybe are on the right or right leaning and are concerned about our freedoms being taken away. So there whistleblower guys, you ready? The whistleblower is, if you speak truth, if you question the narrative of the Chinese controlled pedophiles, the media pedophiles, if you question them, well, you're divisive.

You gotta just agree. You gotta line up to get into the showers. You gotta get all the box cars. Line up, get on the box cars, get off to the camps. All right, so this whole thing when we're comparing everything to Nazi Germany, on both sides, we just to, what's stopping it? Let's just pick a different thing to compare shit.

They're like, no more Nazi Germany talk. This is not Nazi Germany. All right, I know for you, you're being taken away, I'm on your side on this one. But you're not compelling anyone to believe you when you compare everything to Nazis and Hitler. He takes it one step further, which I thought was a little bit ridiculous.

This is a hideous worldwide event. And it makes, I really believe it makes Adolf Hitler and what they had planned look like nothing. This makes Adolf Hitler and Woody had planned look like nothing. No, he was able to execute on a lot of this, which was really terrible. But what he had planned was nothing compared to what's going on now. You're losing me here.

It's a little over the top. Don't you think? He's absolutely over the top. I think that's his appeal. Is that his appeal? And it was when he was on radio, but now you can listen to guys who say this. I mean, Alex Jones says this on his stuff. there are dozens of other YouTubers that talk this way.

I mean, for our show, here's what I don't get is like that where it's, it's over the top yelling, right leaning stuff. It's, that's, that's them, the landscape now. He's just kind of, I think that's what's happened to all these radio guys like Stuttering John and Opie is that when they're on the radio, you really only had one way to listen. They're the unique thing. But now you can go find whatever type of show you want to listen to. I guess I don't want to listen to this type of show. You don't want to hear breaking news like this, my clip eight. This is a new, I didn't know about this. So during the George Floyd riots last year, man cow saw this personally himself.

And now he's, and this is also the first time on his, his episode one because he kept doing the AM radio FM radio thing where he'd say, F and shizzin it instead of fucking shit. And then he, he comes out and finally curses, clip eight. You know something they don't tell you about these looters, these righteous protesters? They were, they were shitting in all the buildings. You got some business.

They're destroying everything and then shitting in it. This is what I saw. So I want you to get into my mind for a second. So Carl, if you're a looter and you shit in the store, you're looting, does that count as shitting at work? Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. If you think that that's your job and you're shitting in those buildings, I disapprove of that completely.

I am not a fan of that behavior. Back to comparing man-cow to all of our favorites, all of our favorites deal with one thing all the time, trolls. So I do this because I don't give a shit anymore and I'm having fun as you can tell. But the other reason I do this, the second reason, not as powerfully, is I like pissing off trolls.

Wow, okay. That is fun. Yeah, and then Clip 10 is also him on trolls. The trolls can, who cares? I mean, look around, do you think I care? You sold out. I sold out. I started in 1984. Yeah, I sold out every live show I did Oh, here we go every contract was the best I made more and more money every year

I'm sorry. I'm a success. I'm an I and ran fan and they just hated Losers Losers, you think they hit it because he's an I and a ran fan. So I want to get back to your losers. He gets into not only Does he think the new world order is out there, but he could have been a part of it But you go down the wormhole and I was asked to be on the council foreign relations, okay? I was asked I've been asked to be part of these groups. I bend a Bohenian Grove. And I keep telling you this, you want the big secret. Doc, you don't want him going with this?

So yes, his guest who this chiropractor is just like in a day. He's like, you know how I'm going with this? He's like, who sure? Why not? This is after he's talking about the Bilderberg group and Soros and all this other stuff. There's something you hear and all the conspiracy shows. And then at the very end, he finally breaks down which really happening because you would think

it'd be like, well, just follow the money. What's happening? I've remarked in works, but it's too cheap, right? We gotta put together a vaccine that costs money. Like, what's going on? We gotta know the answer. So I sped this up because he goes how to a little bit too long teasing this,

but we finally get the answer here. Come back, come back. The chiropractor was born, ya. Oh, this is funny too, because he's talking to the chiropractor that insults him to his face and says, now I'm gonna do some good stuff. While the chiropractor's still on there, talk. Come back, come back.

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i was surprised he was that far gone well he's absolutely correct carl he might be he could be i know so uh... what the bill gates had a ten talk from two thousand time talking about vaccines for population control i mean there is there's some evidence of this for sure, but he's a little bit, I don't know, the way that he presents his message, I don't know that it's getting through to people. Well, none of these, none of this is meant to present a message to people.

No one has new listeners anymore. But on the whole temptation, last temptation to Christ or last temptation to man, Cal, I guess. My clip nine is about all the ways that he's been offered to be, to sell out, but he hasn't done it because he's, you know, he's, he's an ethical man, Cal. Uh, long form of podcasts, you know, brother, do you just say he's an ethical man, Cal? Yeah. Okay.

I get long form of podcasts. You know, brother, I got yelled at Joe I get yelled at when I started because I like cheese. Do you like cheese? I like everybody likes cheese You like cheese if you remember old radio shows. I'm talking. I don't know late 80s It was one thing Like Stephen Gary it was a radio show. I like beer, beer is good. And all they talked about, and it was very boring.

I've always had kind of an MTV USA Today fast pay steel. I don't know that I want to sit and do an hour in 45 minutes, which is what people are suggesting. I had a very wealthy person, a very, I got offered a lot of money to do it. I'm having more fun doing this. That's one of the things. I love that because Stern does this all the time.

A lot of these guys like to talk about, well, behind the scenes, there's a really big opportunities that I can't even say yes to you because I have integrity. That's just not, you know, I got to be me. Okay. You can't argue with it. Yeah. There's no way to know. Speaking of Howard Stern, so we mentioned

there was a rivalry between a man count Howard Stern for forever. That's I think the last big radio rivalry. My clip three is man count, I think finally letting everyone know exactly what he thinks of Howard Stern. And Carl, just get your tissues ready because this is gonna hurt you. It's gonna hurt.

Okay. Howard Stern had 30 writers sitting in another room. Why did he wear sunglasses? So he can read everything. Hmm. But Stern loves Clinton and Hillary. Love, loves him. So he got promoted.

And in every city I was in against him, I kicked his ass. Look at the facts. He didn't beat me once in Chicago, not once. Oh boy, did I kick his ass. I kicked it real good. But I'm not a liberal son of a bitch. I'm not a sell out. Wasn't he wearing sunglasses in these videos?

The one that I watched him. I had a shoot him without sunglasses. He's wearing sunglasses in all the videos. Yeah. He's in a basement wearing sunglasses, which I thought was odd. I guess that's his look, but that's what I would call out Howard for. He's right. Howard has a giant staff of writers.

I don't know what any of them are doing. I can't figure it out because they just ask Ronnie if he got pegged by his girlfriend last night. Has like the entire show now, but I thought it was interesting in that clip though. He goes, I beat Howard in every market and then just points at Chicago, which was his home base there. Also, how would you, how would you even go about verifying this? You could go back to like 1991 law of radio ratings in in suicide falls illinois and be like like a suicide falls Missouri like Oh, yeah, man Cal beat him. Hey beat him.

I worked that one down which book are you looking at their tab because I'm looking at Q3 and it looks like in a key demo howard did have a slight share. All right, this is the final rant of the episode the epic rant of man cow. I told you I had the normal one showing Oakland San Francisco in San Jose, I knew all the heads of the internet. Do you know not one of them let their kid have an eye pattern, iPhone to this day? You know what they have? They have books. They have books.

They have books and paper and tangible and real. You can be brainwashed. Your kids can be dumbed down by China-controlled dick doc. Wake up, they're killing you. Don't take their poison. Doctor, thank you. I'm praying for you folks, keep me in your prayers and good night. All right, I want a forensic accountant on this one.

He knew all the heads of the internet and none of their kids have eye pads or iPhones. Is what he just said. I would love for someone to maybe look that up. I don't believe that's true. Do you know what he had to do? When you look at that, yeah, one of the kids is looking up

as iPad right now. Like, need it? Yeah, right. He did the full Alex Jones crossover right there. Yeah, he completed the transformation. Correct, because he was also very disrespectful to his guest. The guy hasn't talked in five minutes. He's just rantin' and he's like,

all right, that's the things are coming up right here. It's like, it's a YouTube show. You could have stopped and be like, hey, anything you want to promote? Thanks for coming out this show. None of that. Glad I could help. What a fucking asshole.

When he was on the radio, that's the way his guests would come in. He'd have a guest on for like four minutes. They would fly in. you know, he would ask them two or three random questions. And so I actually, I have some clips with him that one of the episodes, I listen to, he had a guest on Dr. Keith Abla, who is a psychiatrist that is lost as licensed and is now like a television psychiatrist. And he asked him these questions. And then he's not even paying attention. My clip 17 is Mad Cow being a terrible interviewer.

After World War II, the top guys like you, all the top psychologists and I just before they studied Hitler and they studied and they found out we can't figure it out. And all you can do is kill it. And isn't that what we're dealing with in Afghanistan with these people, these really these psychotic cavemen monster terrorists? As Ben Carson, right? So Ben Carson would tell you, listen, there's a time for surgery. There's a time when chemotherapy won't work.

There's a time when you can talk to that depressed person to talk him out of depression. You know what, if there's a big tumor in his head, I get to go cut it out, Carson would say. talk him out of depression. You know what, if there's a big tumor in his head, I get to go cut it out. Carson would say. Now, they are a tumor. What about communism is so attractive to these Democrats? Why, you know, they want to give up their freedom.

They like it. They like the mandates. They like the muscles. They like being slaves. I scorn them and everything they stand for. There isn't a certain. It's a responsibility. What is it about that?

It's a responsibility. Having a personhood, we, we, we human beings have an Achilles heel. He asks these questions that are like a long screed with no real question in there. The guest starts to answer it. He's trying to make an interesting answer there with the talking about Ben Carson and talking about how sometimes different things take different treatments. Mancow completely tunes out. And then as soon as he feels the break in him talking, he's just right in there with another

screen of a question that has nothing to do with anything. I have an example of this too, because I hate when radio hosts are not good listeners. It makes us so frustrating for the people listening to the show actually want to hear a conversation go on. So they're talking about again, vaccines are heroin. And the doctor's about to list the 25 side effects that the FDA put in a PowerPoint presentation before they were even approved. And man, cow just interrupts them. Yep. So these are some of the listed side effects that FDA knows about these heroin shots. It's all about control, right? It's all about control.

That's it. Just do as you're to load control or you will be punished in the new America. This poor guy is getting talked all over. If I was a guest at Man Cow Show, I would just give up. My guy, you just go ahead, that's fine. I gotta go anyway.

I got things to do. Let's talk about how hilarious man cow is. Well, first off, man cow tries to make a point about worms and the chiropractor shits all over it and that leads to some hilarious jokes. Doc, do you remember anything we were kids like if you if you wanted to worms come out of your butt at night, if you have parasites and you should put tape on your butt and we catch the worms, have you, do you remember that we were kids? I do, my son's actually had those before.

He's nine years old now, but six, seven years old. We had those pin worms, yeah. Is that true? You put tape on your butt? Well, you do that to trap the worms so they don't lay eggs on the sheets. And then the eggs hatch the next night and crawl into your rear end. That's how that perpetuates. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Let me jump out in the night and then they crawl back into your rear end before you wake up. Okay. I'll catch them. You have to put tape down there if you want to. I always thought that was old gay guys just wanted to look at my butthole. All right. So he's got a great joke for it. And then he thinks what other Joe say I come up with for fingering guys bottles. Do you do prostate exams? I mean, do you do prostate? Do you do, uh, do you milk a prostate? You ever do that? No, I've never done that. It was not required as a part of my licensing for chiropractic school. No, thank goodness. I'm not a chiropractor was required before I got hired at WLS. He really shoe horns in the finger and the butt joke there. Really proud of that.

He's done that finger in the butt joke many times. Then he explains, he's not just funny when he's doing his YouTube show. He's just funny in everyday life. This isn't talking about walking around target without a mascot. But it's always these fem soy boys. You don't have a mascot. I said, yeah, you're soy boys. You don't have a mask on. I said, yeah, you're very smart. I don't have a mask on.

It went on for me. Do you know about the mandates? I said, well, I don't date man. No, that's real. I said, I don't know about mandates. I date women. Wow, he's so witty. Yeah.

I don't know when people tell stories about how funny they were in a situation. That clip, he told that joke before he was introducing enough to enough at some like festival and he told that same joke. And that was in the opening segment of one of the episodes that I watched. I forgot about enoughs enough. Wasn't that the co-host on his morning show, the bass player or something?

Chips enough. Chips and yeah, he was on his show a bunch. I don't remember what his name is. That's hilarious. So in other words, your repeats is jokes a lot and they're not going to begin with is what you're saying. Well, they were funny in 1984.

He also turns into Jaylen. I know what a certain part in this show. Have you heard this? Have you seen this from the news? You guys hear this? You guys see this? Is the newbie this? You guys hear about this one? Yeah, you see this? That news? You guys hear this? You guys see this? Did you see this?

You guys hear about this? Did you see this? I thought I was in general this one. Did you guys hear about this? Did, um, was Miko always so like, Jesus-y? Is that a new thing? Or has that always been the case? The entire time I've listened to him,

he's been really Jesus-y, but it's weird, because I wish I had, I should have gone and pulled some of the clips from these CDs. We had, he used to do this bit where he would call into toy stores during Christmas. Yeah. And he would say, I've got the, the kid is here in the car. I just want to know if you have a certain T-O-Y-S, and then he would start to spell, you know, toy names like, A-G-M-A-N, kind of deal.

Yeah. And then he would get into things like F-E-L.L.A.T.I.O. and start to do more and more dirty things and see if when the person would catch on. That's kind of a fun gag, I guess. So it's weird to listen to those old clips and go like, wow, this is very funny. And then listen to the stuff now

where he's like, things are demonic and he goes with God and he's praying for you And he wants you to pray for him and all that kind of stuff. Here's a couple examples of him getting real Jesus freak like Look guys God is his infinite God loves you. He loves his children. You are a child of God and that's the way The news goes it sounds again like in Alex Jones impression because Alex Jones will get real Jesus see from time to time and get into it.

And then this is, this is pretty epic right here. But we have chances right now to be biblical heroes, to stand on the word, to stand on what's right, to tell the truth regardless of the odds. And we know the ending of the book, we will be rewarded. Good and God wins. So I'm asking you to stand with me and pay treats and freedom fighters and God lovers that have been here since the beginning of time.

You wanna join Team Mancow? I like to be on the winning team, but. All right, well, I got good news for you. There ain't no party like a man-cow party because a man-cow party don't stop. Oh, please let it stop. Yeah, I'm out. Stop, please. Please stop, sir.

This is too much. Anything else you want to hit on this tab before we move on? Yeah, if we haven't played my clip 13, you might learn something from this on this episode because, you know, anytime anything goes wrong, man Cal finds someone to blame, and since we've been having a lot of technical issues, maybe maybe you could learn from this. I guess we're just going to put up stuff just whenever, just going to put stuff up for no reason, just just put stuff up right in the middle of France, because I'm not capable of saying, let's see a slide. I'm not capable of that. So, um, shit, come on, man! Why are you just putting a video?

It's yours, why? I might as well have a pile of shit over there! Two heads are better than one! Come on! Look at this! Come on, chill! We're going to have a loan a second. The beginning wasn't enough of a goof. Now you're just going to start putting up random shit.

Come on. I know yellow producer Crestedoff is what I'm learning from this fight takeaway from this thing. You get beat the shit. He's going to sit there. That'd be more fun. I have two more clips, but it's just me and Cal being bad at interviewing again. I think we've got that.

Okay. Yeah, I think we've covered that. I got to get more clips. One of them talking about how he's going to move to it. We don't have enough time. I mean, I don't get it to all the clips today. I've got to get moving on. There's a lot of talk about today, Carl. He says he's going to move to another plan. I'm playing this one. It's short. We'll go to another platform and do the real show. I think we've said a lot here tonight. And I think you're a very good guest. The censorship is out of control as someone just said. I hope we'll put up more truth appalling.

Thank you, Eric. So we're talking about how we gotta get off YouTube because you can't tell the truth out there. But the fact is, nobody cares. It's like if you were at a college radio station saying shit, the FCC is not gonna be concerned with this guy, just like, oh, I'm, stations saying shit, the FCC is not going to be concerned with this guy. Just like, oh, I'm again!

I'm fucking... Fuck! This is like a bit, right? This is... I feel like someone's going to come out of my house and be like, you're on punks! Alright, so things aren't working really well over here today. But I have some very good news that I want to pass along to everybody.

Hello, welcome to a new season of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do.

I thought time, Myers versus the rest of the world was over. They were just in between seasons. No, the world is still against him. They're back, baby. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world has two new episodes out for season number two. And I want to play the very first joke from the very first episode of the very second season. France withdrew its ambassador to the United States after we made a deal with Great Britain, which gave Australian nuclear-powered submarines. Pissing off France might be the only thing Biden

can do that would make Trump supporters happy. Short of actually dying in office. I like to try to tag it. He takes all his jokes. Honestly, I don't think Trump supporters want Harris to be the president. I don't know that we're all rooting for Biden to die, but fair enough. Pretty good gag though. He doesn't let any of these, I texted, I messaged you last night after listening, I thought we were listening to Jerry Bainfield and then I started listening to this and I was just like, I hate Carl. Yeah, Anton Myers.

I have an example of this. This is like just part of his monologue here. He has no confidence in his jokes. So he just steamrolls past every punchline. It's almost as if the last syllable of the punchline is the first syllable of the next set up because there is no space in between at all. A Montsenior who denied Joe Biden communion was found to be using gay dating apps. Biden just wanted a post transubstantiation body of Christ, whereas the Montsenior wanted the actual body of another dude. Someone who planted a bomb at a Democratic Party office in California said he was doing so for his quote, own entertainment. Indeed, the rest of us would have found it entertaining.

If he blew himself up while he was building the thing, Barry Manelow's performance in New York City was stopped by the rain and wind caused by the remnants of tropical storm, Honry. Just for that, Honry may have become my new favorite storm. Has he ever watched someone else do a monologue? You know what, breathe a little bit like wait to do the punchline. Wait, after the punchline, he's so nervous, it's just dead air. He just steam rolls right through everything. He's that nervous. He's confident. He's pretty confident. It's going to suck. I'm positive. He can't do a monologue because a monologue requires an audience there that will actually laugh at your jokes. There's not even, you don't even hear like a chuckle.

None of these people are primed to joke. He thinks he's doing like a Bill Mar thing where he comes out, does his five minute set and then does his round table. And I'm sure he's sitting there at his table. You hear chuckles sometimes. I bet that he, they sound edited to shit. I don't think he's going finished joke, a start joke, B without a pause in between. I think there's a pause there. And then he's cutting it down together so he can hit his arbitrary 29 minute. Oh, you're right. So he's actually editing it to sound like he's a terrible

comedian. I mean, he already, he already has a terrible comedian, but he's not doing himself any favor. So the way he edits the show. My clip 10, Myers 10 is, uh, he finishes, there's like start at almost starting an interesting conversation and then boom, right into the next segment. And it's like, where, where did that go? Do you think there was a staff member there with her going, don't stand next to the goat. Don't treat about it because this is going to become a meme or they're like, Oh, good, this could become a meme. And this is going to be done by the left. So we can attack them attacking us.

Gina, Abby, how about yourselves? They're talking about how someone, some Senator got pictured with a goat. And this guy asked a question that could lead to kind of a everybody getting to say something funny. And then he just like, nope, right into talking about whatever's going on in the ladies weeks. Right. Yeah, Jeff Heisen is the worst. I've pointed this out many times. He's terrible a podcasting. So they play this clip where they're listening to these Trump supporters who won't get vaccinated and then they're listening to these people who are yelling at teachers because they don't want their kids wearing masks. You know, all the things that get these, these lefties very enraged. And this is Jeff Heisen's hot take and analysis on it. You know, a highlight of that, if I can put that in quotes, was when the teacher was saying

that she's concerned about the children who are 12 and under because she's, about the children who are 12 and under because she's, because they're not vaccinated. So she's saying this and it's a valid comment and somebody yells, you only care about yourself. Dynamite drop in money and broadcast school is really paid off. He doesn't even recap it in a way that's interesting or understandable.

He stumbles through something we all just heard and has to repeat it. He's like, I don't know if you guys know this, but what we all just heard was this thing. And they're like, well, yeah, right. I did just hear that. They listen, but they're so smug assholes on these that they don't actually understand what's being said. Right. They're playing, they played a news clip about how Arkansas is once the governor wants to walk

back his anti mask mandate. Right. And they play this clip of this woman talking and she makes an analogy. And they're like, the centerhouse dip it she is. And they recap the analogy and it's clear they don't understand what the analogy actually is. And that's my clip seven. The best was when she was like, and there's no science to prove that the masks do anything.

It wouldn't matter. There is science, but you don't believe in it. So it doesn't matter. Now, the one science said, um, it's like putting a mask is like putting a bandaid on a gushing wound. I saw that. So you're admitting that we're in gushing wound territory, right? Right.

That's what they don't understand there is the analogy isn't that the world is a gushing wound. The analogy is that the, the, your mouth is a gushing wound and putting a mask over it is ineffective for the amount of air that comes out of it. That proves it! They know that this is the end of the world and they're pretending it's not! Let's talk about more of Tom Myers' amazing jokes. This one got so many reactions and the reactions are staggered. They happen to want to the time which is unusual for comedy. after the payoff, people react around the same time, but that

these clouds, Eric Clapton announced he would not perform at any venue that required proof of vaccination to enter. To be fair, he is consistent in that he feels the same way about making sure windows are secured in rooms where his children play. rooms where his children play. Oh, my favorite part about Todd Myers is when people do react to him, he starts laughing along because he doesn't want to laugh at his own jokes, but when someone else laughs at his joke, he's like, yeah, I know.

I wrote that one. I know. Pretty good. Here's an example of that. The Cleveland Indians baseball team will change their name next year to the Cleveland Guardians, named after the Guardians of Traffic. The statues on top of bridges that look out for drivers. It makes sense as I've traveled through Ohio and the urge to want to drive off of one of

those bridges is strong. All right, that wasn't actually him laughing. But Tom, the reason why you want to go over bridges because you're Tom Myers is not to do with Ohio. No matter where you go, there you are. It's like, I also want to kill myself in Ohio. Yeah, and Pennsylvania and Baltimore and everywhere else. This is, this is the example I was looking for, just an awkward reaction to a joke. A man in Dayton, Ohio was arrested after he allegedly tried to have sex with a van. You know what they say? If this van's a rockin, he's put his cock in. Oh, oh, if this man's a rockin, he's put his cockin.

Pretty good, pretty good line there that he came up with and then he giggled at himself to let you know he feels good about that one. He shouldn't. Yeah. He's a, he shouldn't because you know, we know that he's not a funny comedian because he writes five minutes of material every week. And yet whenever he goes,

he can't take his comedy anywhere. They're talking about the vaccine mandates for flying and how much everybody hates flying. And the other guy, Trimes in with this clip six. Yeah. And this, by the way, you're going to hear from the guest on the show. And the guest is Mike Wally Walter. And he does not know how to yes hand.

Nobody enjoys flying. Nobody. I do. I do. Yeah. That's because when you fly, you go to gigs that actually pay, okay? The rest of us stops. No.

Nobody likes flying because then you just set up in a city where everyone booze, you have to stage. Well, maybe it's not the flying spot that you're doing. I paid money for this. You don't even get paid for the honor of being booed off. Well, you just like it because people like you and enjoy your shows. What's the talk about them introducing

their special guest on? Now, this guy is a Don Rickles Tribute Act. If that's what you call it, I don't understand this thing where it's like, I'll pretend I'm another comedian, you like, well, we don't need that, but this is the way, this guy's a fucking buzzkill. Mike Wally Walter. Yay.

Well, thank you for having me, Tom. So how has everything been on your end? I know the topic we were going to discuss tonight is COVID, the vaccine, things reopening. And I know that prior to lockdown tonight is COVID, the vaccine, things reopening. And I know that prior to lockdown, you did a lot of you did a lot of traveling, you very busy. Is that starting

to pick back up a little bit now? It's picking back up, but last year was not a good year. Besides I lost the leg. I don't know if you do that. So they just took a toe about three weeks ago. Good foot because if they took a toe on the bad foot, it wouldn't matter, but they took a toe on a good foot and they just took a toe about three weeks ago. Oh, good foot because if they took a toe on the bad foot, it wouldn't matter.

But they took a toe on the good foot and they just keep whittling their way at me pretty soon. It's going to be me in a couple of stumps. Oh, hey, so what's going on with you? Well, you know, I got my like decapitated. I have that same clip because they do this thing at the beginning of the episode where they like go around the table. What have you been doing this summer? And the one lady talks about how she has been, she did,

she went to some publicity event where journalists talk to Kamala Harris. And there was like a hundred of them. And she's acting like her and Kamala are best friends now, which is really annoying. And then on the second episode, that gets brought up again. And the other lady is clearly very salty about this. But they asked him that question. And he talks about he lost a leg and a toe. And then they just blow right on past it. But one of the other ladies talks about how she started to garden my clip one. Not nearly as exciting as Gina's summer. But I got very into gardening. I got a community garden plot. I grew a lot of stuff. I don't know. Still bacon bread, really not that interesting, really pretty mooring stuff, pretty basic stuff.

By her own admission, boring, what she did this summer was boring. But then the other lady has to come in and ask a follow up because this is fascinating. Please tell me more about what you garden clip to. Would you grow Abby? I had one fantastic tomato plant and one fantastic pepper plant that produced lots and lots of stuff. Now I'm on to cold winter crops. She grew two plants. That's not a garden. That's a planter. You fucking stupid bitch. Why would you possibly follow up on that?

Who gives a fun, and they follow, they continue to follow up and start talking about composting and all kinds of stupid shit. And none of it is interesting or relevant, but I guess you can't cut a woman's conversation out of your podcast or you look like an asshole like Tom Myers. Oh, no, that's definitely true. Tom passed himself on the back for having only women co-hosts aside from that retard, Jeff Eisen. But yeah, he's very proud of himself.

And he has all these women on there to talk about growing one tomato plant. I can't imagine a scenario I'd be on someone's show. Like, Carl, what do you been up to? I'm like, why, I grew a tomato plant. Question for man who lost toe. Do you like tomatoes? These people also, what are the things I hate about them is all the tagging they do of bad jokes. This one is they're trying to dunk on this Trump supporter and everyone's got a tag for it. Also I'd like to think that that expert that she listens to, her name is 10 Penny. I like the thing she's called that because that's how much your opinion's worth.

It's probably nine cents too much. Actually, to be eight cents too much because she's already put her two cents in. Well, she's a woman, so it actually it's like seven and a half cents. Yeah, it's not even. Yeah. Anybody else have a penny joke? They want it out there. half sucks. It's not even. Yeah. Anybody else have a penny joke? They want to go out there. No. Huh. Oh, boy. Hey, man, a penny saved is a penny earned.

And it's yours. Cause you earned it. Bill Clinton. That's a George S. P. Bush. What drives me crazy is how stupid they are. Is that what you don't get, tab? That is what I don't get. They're talking about this, that court case, it's been a viral video. People seen it where the guy came in and his name was but fucker 3000.

Oh, this was for months ago. Set him out of, yeah, set him out of Zoom court. And so they're talking about that story. And they come up with this hilarious joke about why about his name, clip eight. And if he's going to jail, the first thing you want in prison because you're the one that fucks butts right Bottom bitch easy pants right Bought a bitch no balance soap dropper bottom bitch no balance soap dropper. Oh yeah. All right, speaking of great jokes. So Tom's got another funny one for us that you'll need to explain to me how this works. Singer Nikki Minaj cautioned her fans about getting the vaccine after a second hand report

about someone's testicles being swollen after they received the shot, I have to admit my genitals were enlarged the day after I got the vaccine, but that may have been because I spent a good portion of the day after I got my shot on porn hub. Do you balls swell up when you're jerking off all day? No matter what happens, my jokes are shorter. What are you talking about he can't tell jokes. Same as fucking life. I know this.

Well, there was more set up before that. He goes, you know, there's a lot of celebrity spout off about the vaccine. He goes on about that. Then he goes, one example is Mickey Minaj. Like, you didn't say any of that. Shit. He's the worst. Here's a great example of one of his jokes and why they're too long.

And I sped this one up because it was a good two and a half minutes nearly. Clip nine, he's telling his fantasy of a world where the vaccinated get just end up in camps where they rub shit on themselves. With all the complaints of people who don't want to get the COVID vaccine, feeling as though they're being ostracized and made social pariahs, they seem to be doing a good job doing that on their own. Heading to rallies and events to both of their lack of protection, they may create not only their own social clicks, but their own separate vaccine-free colonists will save their fecal matter for other uses. They will start applying it to their children's faces in lieu of iBlack before sporting events against other regional vaccine-free colony youth sports teams.

Wow. Yeah, Jeff's reaction to that, because I was listening to that one too, it's just like, wow, you put a lot of effort into that. That was nothing. There was no reason for that. It goes on forever. And it just, it comes across more as a guy who is angry with others for them not doing what he's done. And there's no humor in it. There's no levity. It's just this fantasy world where the people that he blames for his lot in life are punished by some grand conspiracy that, and it's just, it took forever and it was just sad. I like when you speed up though, it's not like the micr machine's guy. He's got the same cadence. It sounds like, it sounds like a mortgage advertising thing like people opportunity

to win or simply say APR, blah, blah, blah, blah, all that shit. They jam there at the end of the commercial. All the shit you don't want to listen to and I appreciate you speaking that up because I did not want to listen to that again. Thank you very much for that. Yeah, you're welcome. What else you got on time, Myers versus the rest of the world? I've got another example of how stupid they are.

They're talking about drug, they're talking about dogs. There's the other way they did a new story about how there are dogs that can now detect if you have the China virus or not. And about what if the dog is also a drug dog because they don't know that you don't cross train dogs to smell things. You have bomb dogs. You have drug dogs. You have now like health dogs. So that's clip five. health dogs. So that's clip five. All right. And what if it is that you have the lead, but not COVID? What's this signal? Like which par goes up for COVID versus drugs? Like how would they know? It's oh my god. And then the sad thing is is that instead of just going well,

that's a different dog. They all start tagging that comment. They're like, well, bark ones for COVID and bark toys for weed. And they're laughing at that as if that's comedy. Like, I'm kind of, yeah, it's, I don't understand how you get out of like, I don't know, the 12th grade without knowing that the dogs are different. These people are not the brightest. They do a show with Tom Myers on purpose. The same people keep coming back. They hear his monologue every time. They hear the jokes at the end.

And they keep going like, yeah, when are we recording it next week? What are you doing? When do we get paid? Oh no. All right, well, anything else on Mr. Myers? Yeah, I've got one last clip. It's a, it's a short one. This is, I think this sums up Tom Myers.

Your holes are full and nothing interesting. All right. You know what we haven't done that I actually skipped past is I got some interesting cringes of the weeks this week. I'll start off with our buddy Adam Thoreau, who always sends in a fun cringe of the week. This is a show called Hey Poopy, and I'll let it speak for itself. So I was like fully loaded, essentially, and I had taken a shit on him and he was chewing it and he couldn't chew it fast enough. And I had to go again.

And so luckily there was a toilet right next to the the space where we were sessioning and so I I sat on the toilet and I opened the door and I told him I said I'm gonna I have like I have seconds and I have dessert for you and I'm gonna flush it if you don't eat it fast enough and he was crying but his mouth was, he's amazing. Chris Comet. Chris is gonna be sick. I'm never gonna eat a guy, especially at Arby's. All right, and then the other cranes I have this week is from our buddy Jackie Marlow.

Howard Stern and Mick Jagger on his show. He's wanted to have Mick Jagger on his show. He's wanted to have Mick Jagger on his show. He's one of them, Mick Jagger. Oh, you're breaking up again, Carl. He's one of the head Mick Jagger on the show for a very long time. And so he's very excited. Now, what people don't realize, or maybe they do now, about Howard Stern, is that it's all pre-recorded and pieced together. It's not a live show anymore.

And they're phoning it in. When this originally aired, this big interview with Mick Jagger, the big deal, everyone's all excited about. Someone fucked up during the live stream of this and hit a death wish coffee spot on top of it. This has been cleaned up in scrum of the internet. Thank God Jackie Marlow found this because I could not find it anywhere else. But this is what it sounded like when people were listening live to the big debut of Mick Jagger at Howard Stern.

I said to Rob and I've never been told with anxiety about talking to another young man as Mick Jagger. I mean, I'm just warning that people are going to do this and I was like, oh my god, I wonder if he's nervous. I am. It's really weird to be doing this for like 40 years, but he's the one guy that would just screw my head up But uh without further ado, I don't want to waste a minute One of the greatest Something Something stronger than you know, they Deathwish talking discovered the elixir of life

But what's wrong with this coffee and experience an unprecedented ability to crush through chores Make your job with enthusiasm Focus like a Zen master of talking like the speed and almost everything You know, I've been doing radio for so long and they always say to me and into they say to me in interviews. Oh Fah I Have a feeling that someone got Y'all that by Marcy Turk after that happened. That's a pretty big deal right there So that was Kurt's of the week.

We just, I'm going to put Kurt's of the week that was. Yes it was, it was very fun. It was fantastic. I have to talk about what's going on with everybody's touch-out. Yeah, Stuttering John is down in Tampa. He's doing a stand-up show or something again. So he's on the road and he's podcasting from his hotel room. Well, this is exciting because we all know it's October and this is the month he's going to Washington DC. Washington DC, dude, I was listening back to my appearance on Drew and Mike

before I posted on Patreon. I can't pronounce the word Washington. I just did it again. I like lose the TL. That's a list. All right. He's going to Washington DC, which is very exciting. He's going to interview all these senators and congresspeople.

Or is he? So, I booked my trip. I was supposed to go to Washington, October 12th, through the 15th, four days, $200 a day for the crew. Doug's good steam was hooked to me up. My good buddy, Gunzo, now just text me. John, the Senate and Congress are not gonna be in session that one week of October. Now, granted, I booked this trip a while ago.

I checked online. They said Congress will be in session the whole month of October. That's why I booked it. So now there'll be nobody there. Not to fret, not to worry. I'll just go in November. So, you know, keep the super chats coming and I'll go. He's like, look at I said it was going to be originally said August, which is hilarious because everyone knows the Congress is off in August. They think they entire month, I was like, I didn't even know they're not there in August one.

You should. And then it became October. And now they're off that week. It's like, that's fine. Now keep your money. We're going to do this in November. Now this is great. This is never going to happen.

Coming up December, we're gonna be going to Washington. $200 a day for a crew. What is he hiring like a 17 year old with a Zoom recorder and a DSLR to film this for him? I was thinking this is a $200 a day, just to show up and mix a sound console and not fucking lift anything. Right.

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense at all. So I'm not sure what this is gonna look like. I'm so excited to see if he actually does try to pull this off because he just said, I was gonna be there October 12th through 15th. He's gonna be there for three or four days. How much footage is he gonna get out of this? What do you think he's gonna pull off here?

10 minute YouTube video. He better post something. If he goes there and I don't get out of this? What do you think he's gonna pull off here? 10 minute YouTube video. He better post something. If he goes there and I don't get to see this footage, I'll set it for his Patreon, I'll become a fucking YouTube subscriber, whatever it takes, I have to see this. I can't wait. Oh my God, early on in the show, John is sneezing

and he's so gross. So I didn't pull the clip because obviously it's a visual thing, but he turns his head and you just see mucus and saliva and snag just flying out of his nose and mouth everywhere in this hotel room, this poor hotel room. He doesn't come up. He's always damp. Yeah, he's always like wet and greasy.

His hair's all greasy. And he's just turning his head and he's just blowing this shit everywhere and you can see it. And he's not covering his mouth. Or like, you know shit everywhere and you can see it and he's not covering his mouth Or like you know you put you put your nose into your elbow or something if you're gonna sneeze That's a normal people do but not John So then someone in the chats like wow your true bachelor Meaning

Gross like you're disgusting And Chad says this They see him between the start of Tuesdays, so those things, you can tell I'm much of a bachelor you are. Yes, yes, it's true. I am a bachelor. Uh, I put you to work. I'm not trying not to be. The right girl comes into my life.

I was certainly, certainly consider. Selling down. Certainly consider sneezing, coaking to her face. I'm not trying not to be wait. What did I say? I'm not not looking to Ladies if you if you want to go out with this piece of 100% man meat. Just give me a call I'll take you out whoever you are 35 dollar limit. I think I can be ready to settle down with an escort. If it's the right one.

And she likes super chats. First date we're going Dutch. All right, so, Dow John is talking to, well, he talked to the big deal here because this is going to be his big guest on Thursday. It was Mary Trump. So he's all excited.

He talks to Mary Trump. So then Hell Sparks comes on after that. And listen to what happens in the middle of this Hell Sparks interview. You know, as a director, I appreciate your ability to take notes. Yeah, hold on. Oh, God. He's going into the hotel room, Jeffrey Tuban. It's the moment, whatever.

Please God be wearing pants. Please God be, whatever. Please God be wearing pants. Please God be wearing pants. Please God be wearing pants. He's calling room service for me now. I don't know what's happening. Hi folks, welcome. This is Hal Sparks in the Stuttering John Hotel Room show. Any more noise I'm just talking.

I you know, I'm a podcast. He's getting a noise. Oh, well. This is how I talk, but it'll be over in about 20 minutes. This is how I talk. I'm making too much noise, you say? So, man, so I'm telling you to do the room,

it's time to shut the fuck up. It's okay. I'm a podcaster. It's okay. This is how I talk. Could you please keep the stuttering down? Yeah. Sure. You're spinning out the wall so much.

It's briefly to the other side. They can feel it as damn and flush your toilet. Jesus. How embarrassing is it for someone to like not be able to host their own show and someone has to fill in for him in the middle. Oh, right. This is not feeding up my door, Carl. He's having a bad weekend, everybody.

So this is hilarious because John's explaining, you know, hell's like, how thin are the walls in this place? You can't talk to your hotel room without getting a noise complaint. And John says, no, no, no, this is a really nice hotel. And I'll talk a little lower. It is a very, very expensive hotel on Palm Beach Island. OK, sure. Because some podcasts is paying me to do this show in like half about, you know, about an hour.

But I'll tell you this. Oh, morning, I have people talking people vacuum. Yes. And then someone has the balls to call about me to have an account station. Really? So I watched this video and I've stayed in expensive hotels before and I've also stayed in really cheap shitty hotels. This is a cheap shitty hotel. I can tell by the roof. You can tell what type of hotel somebody's in. We're all seeing it like no This is a really expanse really high-end hotel. I don't think you know what that is John It's a six star hotel. It's right there in the name hotel six stars The walls a bit of a spade

So kindin they're so kindin get center it they'll leave the light on for you Good one if this isn't a fancy hotel then how can they afford all the advertising During the NASCAR race So then they start figuring out wait why are people Fucking with John during his podcast and he's talking to Mary Trump Oh, I bet I know what happened This was my theory. And God has just said it. This is what I was going to bring up to you next. You want to bet some Florida Republicans called the desk and claim you were too loud. I got you had

Mary Trump on. Yep. I guarantee it. Yeah. It was a Republican who couldn't stand hearing the truth about his fira. Mm-hmm. And you talk about what hotel you're on in Palm Beach. And then they just start. I mean, I'm in Palm Beach, Ireland. Right. And they just start in a nice hotel. All right. So nice goes three steered for it.

Okay. So it's in one of these three. And then you go floor to floor. And then you ask for your room number or something and some dumbass. The third person that picks up tells them which room you're in because you don't travel under an assumed name because you're more on. So now they've decided because John goes, well, I'm in a nice hotel and he said what cities and that someone must have called in because they're pissed off. He's talking to Mary Trump. Except for he said all that stuff after the noise complaint.

So the timeline doesn't work out there at all. And then hell describes how to talk to someone. Yeah, it's really easy. Could you imagine thinking in your head that what you're doing is so important that people are trying to shut you down. John has 250 people watching him when he's live on there. Anything people are trying to shut him down

because they can't handle it? He must know that can't be the case. He's got a theory. I wasn't saying it was somebody who called it. I think it's somebody from the other room who's a Republican and who overheard what's going on and that's why they called the, you know. Someone from the other room heard that he was interviewing

Mary Trump and was pissed off about that. And we got to shut this shit down right now, make sense. The Republicans are inside the hotel. They called K-Permint side. I love it. I want to call to complain. People next to you having sex too loud.

No, no, no. They're talking to Mary Trump too loud. I don't like it. People that have sex are fine. I have no problem with that. So that's the latest on our buddy, Settering John. He's not going to Washington this month, but don't worry. Keep the super jets coming. I'll be going there in November. It's going November, but against Trumpism. in November. It's going to November, fight against Trumpism. And the G, give them what they're going to happen.

It'd be. All right. I do want to talk briefly about Dr. Steve going on, OP radio. Oh Doggy stop This entire episode opi's it is apartment with no lights on so it's just dark He's got this video going it's dark out and his dog is jumping on the table that is laptop side and just shaking the camera back and forth. And he's constantly yelling at his dog. Doggy! Stop!

And then he's having the discussion about his dog. And whether or not to get your dog's spater neutered. And he says that there's some debate around this. And he talked to his vet about it. And I don't think his vet said this. What I'm about to say, taking with the grain of salt, but my female vet said that female dogs, you absolutely should get them neutered.

Why would you get a female dog neutered? Why is it have to be a female vet? I don't know, but he's very confused about genders and that one. Chris, women can be vets too, all right? Come on. If you're female vet, said you should have your female dog neutered, you should probably get a new bath. Maybe a male.

All right, so Anne Bopey is finally bringing on Dr. Steve. He gets a question from the chat about his hashtag Ruizing Merchandise on his website. But this is a question we've all been asking for the past two years. Rightfully so. Yeah, like why are you selling merchandise? And listen, I'm not so naive to think that he's making a shit ton of money and that he's just like making bank

on his front's death. I doubt he's selling a lot of these shirts. So it's kind of a moot point, but it's more just like, why are you doing that? That's, it just doesn't, it's not a good look, right? So the guy asked the question, it'll be freaks out. Where's the money from Carl's merch go? Oh, go fund me at 16,000 with no update in two years.

Ruizing is trademarked, stop dodging. I'm not dodging anything. First of all, I have nothing to do with a GoFundMe fun for Carl. You weirdo. I have absolutely nothing to do with that. I have no idea who has a GoFundMe thing set up for Carl. And I told you earlier that all the reweezing merch money goes to my lifetime supply of hot dogs because that's what Carl wanted. Okay? Sounds to me like he's dodging the question. First off, he keys in on the thing that is true.

There's nothing to do with the go fund me. But then he goes right to the, yeah, and you want to do with all go fund me. But then he goes right to the, yeah, and you want to do with all that merch money? I'm buying hot dogs. I'm okay. Good one. What is a lifetime supply of hot dogs? Like 11 hot dogs?

That might be 10, yeah. That dies you need to the rest of your life. This guy's 60 years old. Right now, the fairs in town, I went to the fair for the first time in five years and I had a fair corn dog. I was like, wow, I've had now the fairs in town, I went to the fair for the first time in five years and I had a fair corn dog. I was like, wow, I've had a fair corn dog in a long time. Okay, that'll set me for another five years of hot dogs.

Right, yeah, we're good now. I got to know what this tastes like, okay. So, Obey exclaims that he is not dodging the question. All right, so I hope that answered your question, Judas. I'm not dodging anything. Well, you kind of are because you made a joke out of the real question. You're buying a lifetime supply of hot dogs. Alright, so now we bring on Dr. Steve and Dr. Steve fumbles around the gate, which is so Dr. Steve of him, I love this. Because it's a video cast and Dr. Steve has the wrong video. It's to an empty room. Here he is

Dr. Steve am I just looking into your empty house now? Oh shit. I got the wrong camera Just kick the ball right out of bounds. I have to kick off All right, so now we have Dr. Steve on the show and this guy Judas is still on there fucking with OP and OP is just not going to answer this question Hold on, I'm getting threatened by this guy. Are you serious? You pocket the money. See you soon. No, I'm not serious you idiot That's a joke. Oh, and I'm getting threatened. I got a block to this guy. He's just I mean for the most part Steve You know, I got a good I got a good crew of people But I got a block this guy is he's just trying to start some crap all right

I don't pocket the money it goes in the direct deposit Yeah, it goes into the meter It's for what I get a ticket because I didn't move my car fast enough. So you just heard the audio of what went out on the OP radio podcast stream. On that feed, if you're listening OP radio podcast, that's what you hear. But if you were watching on YouTube, it's a little bit different. See if you can pick up on what was edited out of what you just heard. I know.

Hold on, I'm getting threatened by this guy. Are you serious? You pocket the money. See you soon. No, I'm not serious. You idiot. That's a joke. No. And now I'm getting threatened.

Well, maybe I don't want my face on this. Is this beer on the balcony? Is that what we're doing? You can do it. Oh, I got a block. This guy. I mean, for the most part, Steve, I got a good crew of people. Dr. Steve for the win.

Yeah. Is this beer on the balcony? Well done, sir. That's hilarious. So Dr. Steve comes in there with a stuttering John reference that open nose block. He's been on been on the balcony. So he hits him with that and that got edited out of the show.

Open made a point with all the nonsense in his shows. That was edited out. But still on YouTube. So he does do editing. Someone's doing some editing. Someone is. That's incredible. Is that amazing?

Maybe Stuttering John's doing the editing. Don't refer to the book. I'm telling you. My idea. My idea. I know Centering John through the editing. Don't rip it down. I'm telling the book. My idea. My idea. No, it's ever had to be. I'm talking to you. Listen, Opie. I've been doing, I've been doing your editing for $40 a month. And prices are coming up. Thanks for Trump. We're gonna need $50 a month. Also, if you ever talk about having a hard selltor on a sofa,

I have the copy right on that. Also, if you ever talk about having a hard celt or a sofa, I have the copy right on that. Alright, so at the end of the show, Opie's laptop runs out of batteries. And then the only person on the screen is Dr. Steve. He just takes over the shell. Did I stime you or did I lose you? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Well, am I on?

If I'm just on, let's do a weird medicine show. What the hell happened to Opie? One minute he's there. The other minute he's not. All right, so what you just heard is again from his feed of the podcast he edits him going oh what happened to Opie then he goes to be continued we'll do this again you know that kind of thing this is the actual fuck up as it happened on the YouTube and this goes on for a while we're done she's like what's going on why is Opie gone what just

happened am I still on? Did I stime you or did I lose you? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh. Well, am I on? If I'm just on, let's do a weird medicine show. If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of Weird Medicine, Bonserius XM 103, and made popular by two really comedy shows, Open Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was,

was a bit of, you know, a clown. We never hear a thing, you'll fucking medical question. The problem is, what the fuck man? Can anybody tell me? It's got to be an issue. I'm the only one that's on here. If I just take an over. I'm a bit big for my nose. I've got the leprosy.

Thank God. So don't be callous. Did I just take over your feet or am I off? So the OP calls about and stuff. That's just you just start up weird medicine. Like he's like running his board. He's running the show. You know, OP's in a dark group with his laptop dying.

This is where we're at. It's not even, it would be a good metaphor for where their careers are at, but it's actually just reality. So it's your audio thing this week, like a weird metabit where you're recreating what happened in other podcasts. I wish it were.

Yeah, one would hope. I wish, I wish that was the best. Cause that's two. I know. It's like all of us were doomed to fuck off this week I'm waiting for the owner of this place it's time to quiet down Imagine mark comes in here the guys try to do funny shit over here We're trying to run a comedy club you guys are laughing too much

Stracting By the way Harlan Williams tonight at the comedy club with Vinnie Paul, you know, as the feature act, I'll be going to that show. I'm looking forward to it. If you guys remember last week, we were talking about Opie in his car. And he had to like move his car because the cleaning trucks come through and you have to move your car every day, alternate street parking. Someone calls in to the Anthony Kumya show to talk about this and they bring up the video. Now, I want to point out, Anthony is very reluctant to talk about this. He doesn't even want to talk about it because he doesn't want to get into this thing. It's

like, oh, Anthony's talking about me again. You know, it turns into this whole fucking loop that goes on. So they start watching the video. So the first step is the meter meads come up and down these roads. All right, I lost my voice yelling at this guy. I'll get into that in a second. So they go, I'm sitting in their cars like me like God, God, me. So if you get past that, then you sit here for an hour and a half. I'm ripping off for these live cast right now. You know, the street. That was my idea. And they make food. I was doing that years ago with Jack Dober. That is true. We are ripping him off right now. It's a pretty good point. So yeah, so they're watching this, this Opie video

that's embarrassing. Anthony wants to riff on it and goof on him and he just, he can't. He's locked the high can't even listen. I'm sorry. I would love to be able to listen to this and then elaborate on it a little bit. I can't even listen to that and think of anything humorous. It's actually sad to me. It's like, here it is. It's like, you know, you're watching your girlfriend who you had a great relationship with for a few years. And then someone shows you a video of just eight cocks in her

and she's just like, yeah, this is great. I'm loving life. And you're like, oh, this is great. I'm loving life. And you're like, oh, you're loving, I don't want to see that. I can't make fun of it. It's kind of sad. That's what I feel. OPS 8, Box in him. I'm saying.

Hey, I did find something funny. It is embarrassing at this point. This is a guy they did radio together for 20 years. They rose to the top of the ranks, making all of this money. And now Anthony runs his own network. And there's all these shows on there and they tour. They do these comedy shows. They go all over the US. People love it. They subscribe to it. And Opie's got his laptop running on a battery. He's talking to Dr. Steve. He's in his car talking to his phone.

If we're gonna be with a shouting match with an Asian man, it really couldn't be further polar opposites of where these two guys have ended up in their careers. 20 years from now, people are gonna be like, what were you thinking with producer Chris? Oh no, I was thinking Vinnie. Oh okay, all right, I was thinking. Vinnie will be, okay. All right. I was thinking

Video be driving his Uber around talking into his phone. Let me tell you nothing about that Carl guy He's a fucking asshole. I want to use my studio and then I do his bitch about the Wi-Fi didn't work I hear about that for three weeks straight. Yes, you will be Vinnie. That's correct. Wait. Is he ubering in the Cadillac? Oh, yeah, of course Yeah, you can do it yourself yeah alright and they talk about what opi is good at what he should be doing opi would be for you know what opi was so fucking good at and i recognize this and i've said it before it's no surprise i've said it before before before when when when he was a b a b and and stuff

just spinning records. He could sound enthusiastic about records, about a song, whether he is or not, isn't really anything. So I do think that's kind of an insult, but he's right. But it's kind of an insult for a guy who was, you know, a host of a huge morning talk, should have been like, you should just be playing songs on the radio.

That's what you're good at. And then he kind of devils down here. And that's really what he should have pursued the second he got fired from serious ex-M. I think he should have told his agent or the second I got fired from serious ex-M. He should have told his agent, Lloyd second i got fired from serious xm he should have told his agent loyal whatever the fuck look get me in a music station i want to spin records and i just want to fucking do that what do you think fucking um...

scotch shenan isn't doing amazingly well spinning records owning companies that syndicate music shows classic uh... music shows all over the place there are plenty of old jocks that are uh... doing well in that format i just think he should pursue where his strengths are his strengths are not talk radio

holy mother of fuck it just ain't it and i think anyone know this isn't some personal vendetta. I think anyone that listens to OP knows it's that's not his strong suit is talk radio. Check out the big brain on bread. You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. All right, Anthony, I understand you're trying to teach out some good advice, but let's keep OP doing a talk show, please. That would really suck. If you got a gig with Don Geronimo

is now just like spinning records in a radio station. That's not fun for us. We can't do anything with that. You're all screwing me. Ha ha ha. Take me back, me'll take it. I'm dare you. And then Anthony realizes that him talking about Opie will turn into me talking about

Anthony talking about Opie which then gets back to Opie and then he gets upset. There you go. There's my obsession for the day. Greg Opie used to take that with you. You could send it to him. He'll comment on it and Carl played on carl played on who is part cast as a whole that's the life cycle of uh... the me and opi and carl

we just go around and new shit comes out and uh... we're like locust so don't worry and i have to know that Opie's never even heard of who are these podcasts. What do you mean? I've never even heard of that. I don't know it. I don't know Carl. You've become too predictable. I know, yeah, no shit. When I'm watching a show that I enjoy, with the host telling me what I'm going to do with it. I do it. And I was thinking to him, I'll prove him wrong. No, I got to play that. Never mind. I am a bit deeper victim, all.

Tab, we have done it all today. We talked about mankind. Yes. We talked about top-mires as back. Thank God. That was a big deal for me. By the way, comedy pop high came back too. They was a big deal for me. By the way, comedy pop high came back to they have a new episode out finally. So that's exciting. I want to check it on them again. Howard Stern had a little technical issue talking to Mick Jagger. We had stuttering John not going to Washington. OP is asking his doggy to please stop. Anthony Kumiya is saying we should probably stop doing this

round and rots. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play Cliff from the episode. We'll be reviewing our next week's W ATP. And we're still in Jacked over next week. That means we're listening to another fun morning radio show with morning jacks. Oh, do I have to know that love you can't search by hashtag.

Um, I think you can. I mean, it just says search by account. You should be the click on the hashtag. Yeah, that hair. To be honest, I've never used it on a desktop. Yeah, but they didn't, they removed the hashtag from that hair. Oh, yeah, that's why I couldn't click on the hashtag. Oh, they have hair crack. Let's see if that. Oh, yeah, that's right. These guys are so cool. I said hair crack. I said hair crack. This is a show called Dave and Chuck the freak. This was suggested

by Joe Ravis, Randall Olson and Kelly Richards. A lot of people want us to review Dave and Chuck the freak. And the reason why is because they took over for Drew and Mike on the riff in Detroit, but there are a lot of other markets as well. And I'm excited to talk about Dave and Chuck the freak. I have not listened to the show before, but our co-host has. And the co-host next week has already messaged me that he's getting into it. He's listening to some of these episodes. He's gearing up. So I think that's going to be a fun episode next week. Tab, Bert, Tab, Bert. I want to thank you for coming on my friend and doing a fantastic job as always and suggesting man cow because- Yes, thank you for having me.

I like what man cow is up to right now. I love it when these radio guys try to switch to YouTube itself. I find a hilarious. I love it. They can't do it. People can find you on, here's what I don't get. You can find that anywhere you find podcasts. What's going on? Here's what I don't get right now. Well, we've got a new podcast over doing called Gavin about Godzilla. It's a Godzilla podcast that only comes out on weeks where certain fat Italian YouTuber misses his podcast about Godzilla because we don't think he's doing a really good job.

You don't think Tony from Hack the movies is hacking it as a Godzilla podcaster? I don't want to start a, I don't want to start a Twitter B for something, but you know, I'll just say there are a lot of podcasts out there when they review a movie. They just go point by point through the plot and tell you what happened. That's not what we do. We have five categories of film criticism, we talk about those categories, we try to not spoil the movie. So when you listen to our review, you think, oh, I would want to see that or I don't want to see that, but it would still be a surprise to watch the movie.

Do you have a website people can check out? Yeah, hwidg.com. And that's got links to all of our stuff. What about Patreon? Patreon.com forward slash hwidg. We have all our bonus episodes and all that kind of stuff. Awesome. Tab, it was great to talk to you, buddy. And I apologize for our issues that we had going on over here.

That was very annoying, but you stuck with it. You are pro and I appreciate that. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show these clothes right now. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job job everyone. Great job everyone From our friends at dabblers anonymous Jackie Sprat ponder stuttering John's recent trip to the emergency room

Hospital visit and Reno place your bets on the reason why Tippie Toby's kicks it off with giving lesbians too much penis outside command gonna go with VD on this one, Beverly Hills Bunts, severe case of pubic lace. John must have looked like he had ants in the pants. J.Slay 13, Blue Choo, and Cours Light Overdose. Gangrennously, Sal Manila from the undercooked beer can chicken he made in his motel room. Uncle Scam 78, stroke while drunkenly masturbating. Educational floor.

Hemorrhoids. Once ate a Lego, states, it was hemorrhoids. I wish that was a joke guess. Waste volume 63.52, whip it over dose. I keep making factories votes. I'm going with stomach pump or third stroke. In a separate pylon, Amish Space Force warns, the judge heard what you said about him, John. He'll be in the pickwik parking lot at 3pm. Pamela Anderson riffs, Judge Karate and the Kung Fu gavel. Props to Kyle on Facebook for the YouTube clip of Anthony Kumia processing OP podcasting from his car. Run DAZ points out, he can literally steer the show now. Tyrant Tarantula asks, was this the big things lined up down the way?

The Opster always talked about once ONA ended? Washburn notes, what we are witnessing is the last 20 years of Opie's life if he never met Ant. Dawson's shit creek comments, his hair looks like Jason Voorhees when he emerges from the lake as a kid. For Shante 107, I've seriously heard better audio in a drive-thru, and Doc Scraffula plays us out with, and Reveals, reveals, reveals, reveals With Vic.

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w Vic! What is happening? Hello. Hello. Uh, just your shitty audio, that's about it. Yeah, I know. It's been a rough one today. It hasn't gone the way I'd like it to, but uh,

it's kind of out of my hands on this one. I thought the internet connection here was good. It's not I should have gone anywhere else. I could have gone to the library and done this better Oh wow I did end up pulling reviews from a Picking of pulling speaking of pulling as everyone's seen Vicks nude that's on our page. Oh, that was done by men's talent. Vic, is it true that she sketched that? That that's a perfect line by line sketch of you?

I would say it's pretty close. Yeah, all right. Look at you. Now, I haven't heard from my friend Casey since, since last week. Have you talked to Casey and all you guys were in a debate about boobs? Yes, I have.

Is she okay? So, how much Dr. Steve was like, no, like we can like analytical about this. Yeah. But he was asking for too much work from my part. Uh-huh. So, that was a no. Dr. Steve wanted to do like a ruler. Yeah, Dr. Steve wanted to go in and actually do like this four-point inspection to pick her out who had the better boobs

We had this long text thread for some reason been he's out of two with Dr. Steve about how he would go about this and What he would need from you guys? He was asking me if I could ask permission and I just want to have reached out to you directly anyway Because I never say anything So yeah, so you know, the guy, he's going to come with that. Oh, God, no. No, that's way too much effort. Got. And Casey's already, uh, you know, come to terms that she's lost. Oh, I feel bad.

Lost weight. I feel bad poor Casey. We still love her and her boobs. All right, we got some new reviews to let's talk about Absolutely, let's do it This one is w-a-t-p exemplary podcast the host has a fun voice has a great town for mockery and really puts in the work for a quality audio experience I'm gonna have that with 1.5 times speed each episode of Engaging and Never Boring, cheers to Carl for inviting us into the strange

and wild world of podcast personalities. Cheers to me. Well, that was a very positive review. Yeah, exemplary fucking audio experience. Well, then. Thank you. It's really the finished product that I'm most proud of, Vic. It's not the live show. It's not the live part of that. It's the finished product,

clearly. Oh God. Well, that was a five star. And very nice, too. I want to point out, thank you. Whoever you are. This one is like spending an afternoon with best friends. This podcast is awful. The host is very skevy and makes the listeners feel like they are in his locked from the outside paneled wall basement in Rochester, New York, also known as the Riviera of Lake Ontario. The premise of the podcast is to kill time until they get to the features, thoughtful but often critical analysis of the Stuttering John podcast and a celebration of America's most prolific media creator. AKA Kirby Rosenblatt AKA Patty Broken School.

If I had to sum this podcast up, it stinks. All right, it started off like it seemed like it was going to be a little bit too glowing of a review and then it saved itself very quickly. So that was nice. I'm guessing it's a five star. That is a five star. Very nice. Thank you. I mean we need more of those five stars out there. I can't have Michael Lane Jr. saying that my show wasn't rated well. God forbid. This next one is if AIDS had ears this is what it would listen to. Absolute garbage. had ears. This is what it would listen to. Absolute garbage. These guys are from Rochester and who gives a shit? The host sounds like he has a mouthful of sideways molars and tiny little penises where his

nipples should be. I never miss an episode. There it's creative. Gotta give it to him. It's good. That was a five star by Dan McBain. These are good reviews this week. We've got something's good. That was a five star by Dan McBain. These are good reviews this week. Police something's good. Of course. And this last one is by Sarah. She says, awful. I gave them a fair shot.

I listened to a few episodes before I gave up. The hosts sound like they haven't matured past high school main girls who tear you apart for dressing differently. It's actual torture to listen to them. Crit, criticize every detail of a podcaster's voice. They add no value to the podcasting world. Someone's asking if you're whispering right now, are you somewhere where you don't want to be heard? I mean, I am. My roommates are here. I don't want to talk about degenerate shit. Okay. Alright, fair enough. I appreciate you scabbard. I'm just talking in a very normal voice normal voice coral. I know I am too.

I totally get it fuck out. I know I totally get it. It's fine. Anyways, that was a one star by Sarah. That was a one star. Yeah, I could tell. So did you notice that I didn't do a cartifal electro-review segment? Yeah, I hated it. Well, that's because he now does the voicemail segment. Oh, no, okay. The Cardiff Lecture Podcast. Today's voicemail segment is brought to you by the Cardiff Lecture Podcast Network, home of the best podcast on the internet today. Cardiff Lecture Podcast.

The car alarm. Who am I these podcasts? And is your your broken experience. That's listen to some voice mail. I'll take it from here, Carter. Thank you very much. All right. What's this one's actually pretty good.

I laughed at this one. Hey, it's Jim. I heard that the review girls are having a teddy off with the big cocky queen and I really think you guys need a very impartial judge. So if you want and I implore you to go and just send those pictures over to me on top of Jim in the discord there and I'd be more than happy to judge. I'm very impartial.

I totally don't like foods at all. All right, love you've called me back. All right, that wasn't the one I meant to play just now, but a lot of people are hoping they can get in on the judging aspect of the Tidiaf, but that's yet to be seen. So a lot of people also from what I've seen so far in Patreon, they want to see just how good an artist mincel it is. They want to see what the source material was right right right to understand how good of a job she did of course

Maybe someday we don't want to start a tug of war Her people don't like the outro so I'm gonna do a Television of it with my mouth. Oh good. Okay, let's hear it television of the one-hour oh good ok instrument tear it I got lost here somewhere It's a catchy song isn't it I Race of me That's open for you on the next live show Dude let me know when you are we'll fly out. That's a good idea. I can't I can't fly Casey. Yeah, that's too much money But I'll fly that person out Here's a good observation on why OP is a very fun punching bag

Yo, yo I'm thinking about this. I was listening to the OP segment first one of those and wow And I think the reason he's such an endless reservoir of just sheer comedic talent is that all of his criticisms, whether they're political or geographical or human, they're really all just critiquing his own choices. Whether that's the choice to live in New York City, to put out the worst possible podcast, to do it from his car, to not move his car, to not get an apartment garage. Even if those choices are reflective of him not having money,

then the choice to lose all that money, to put yourself in this situation, it's just, it's incredibly funny. And there's really no victim other than hopey himself. It's not punching down, it's not punching up. He just punches himself in the face repeatedly. Thanks for sharing it. Mike. Yeah, you know, as I was listening to that back again, I was just thinking of sideshow Bob stepping on every rake. It's just, I hope he just

kicked out of his own way. He doesn't move the rakes. No, he just keeps stepping on. He's like, I'm going to get a fight with this guy in his car. He told me I can't park here. fight with this guy in his car! You don't make it park here! Oh, you could fix us yourself if you were on. But yeah, so that's a very astute observation I must say. Hey Carl. I'm calling because I have a podcast that you guys need to cover. It's called My Brother, My Brother, and Me.

It's called my brother, my brother and me. It's a terrible podcast. It's grating on the ears. It's wildly successful. My girlfriend listens to it. The podcast is so bad I'm thinking about and in the relationship. All right, thanks, bye. Yeah, if you're girlfriend's listening to that,

you should probably dump her. Also, we did cover that episode. I've got multiple emails about it. I know what's going on with my brother, my brother, and me, and something happened, but we did cover that show. I will say, listen to your show, all these terrible podcasts you do.

Like, I go talk to women and they're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we listen to this. I listen to this podcast called Guys We Fucked. And I don't say that I do a podcast. I'm very, that's deep in the vault. Smart. Like, it always comes up. Like, oh, I will listen to this podcast, I'm very, that's deep in the vault. Smart. Like, it always comes up. I'm like, oh, I will listen to this podcast guys we fucked

or the Paris-Sillum podcast or all these things. That one where they said masturbate and don't say shit for attention. I remember what that one was called on bar stool sports and women will tell me that it was a podcast. And I go, call her daddy. Yeah. I go, oh, you're fucking stupid. I just go

That's for real. Cut it. It ruins any Yeah, when you find out what people what women like to do for fun and it's not Monster Bay. You're like, oh, I don't know But yeah, that's a very popular show. My brother, my brother and me. And all right. He's not an MPR. Is it?

I thought it was just a podcast, I don't know. I thought it was an MPR show. Well, if it is, then we're looking to Jacktober, everybody. All right, here is Tucker Dixon, coming back in. He's gonna weigh in on the trans women in sports issue that we did not take but was brought off. Hey, Carl's tucker Dixon here. I told you let you know I've listened to your episode. I fully disagree with you about trans and women sports.

I think we should still let them in mainly because one day I would like to transition to a woman and be cheered on by a crowd of people while I'd be the living kiss that are a real woman She's as Christ Tucker such a nice guy that seems so mean just now Such a sweet guy when you meet him in person and you want to beat the shit out of women and sporting events and be cheered on and be cheered out for it Everyone needs a dream. I Hope you're on a podcast. It doesn't suck We'll talk her hosting. Oh boy. Alright, let's hear what's gonna happen here. You son of a bitch. If you keep cutting out the outro

I'm gonna make myself a scum parade nominee. Alright, come back That's some threat right there and some way to make it to the scum parade. Yeah Tarrat coming back. That's some threat right there. And some way to make it to the scum parade. Yeah, you got to be pretty horrific. You got to throw a toddler. See, far these days, you got to the scum parade. And I just, anyone can get out there. All right, this guy is a street sweeping

conspiracy theorist full stop. Hey, Carl, you stupid fuck. For once in his fucking life, Opie is actually right about something and you laugh at him. I've lived in New York City for 20 years and the street sweepers are bullshit. They come along, they spray a little water in front of them so they don't kick up a fucking category 5 dust storm as they go by and then they just fucking sweep everything onto the side of them.

All the shit that was on the street, dog turds, harrowing needles, bum comb, whatever the fuck was on there, it just gets blown onto the sidewalk, it's bullshit. There are certain parts of Queens where there is no alternate side of the street parking, there is no street cleaning, you can go there, you can park your car for a month, guess what? Streets are perfectly clean. The streetsweepers are bullshit, hope you was once in his life, he was right about something and you're an idiot for not agreeing with him.

Goodbye, don't call me back. You know what, I buy it almost every conspiracy. For once, I'm on the other side, it's weird. It feels weird. So one guy wanted to call back and he didn't invite us to. No, we can't talk to him. But Ben Dequeen's and he's right, it is very nice. It is one of the nicer burros I have to say.

I don't know if I say there's three things, but I've got to. Yeah, maybe. Maybe just fewer bum shitty guys, the fucking last bum comb. Yeah, the bum combing queens. I don't know, that's true. I need to get a forensic account now that.

Hey, Vic. Yeah. You know, you know, you were talking about getting cat picks. Yeah. I think this is the guy who sends them to you. Oh, good. Man, after last week's episode, I thought it'd be funny to send Vic cat picks at 11, because that's when the other dude was sending in. But I didn't think about fucking time zones, so I've no idea when we should getting these cat picks.

And it's not funny if it's not the same time as the other dude. Anyway, comment back. Did you get cat picks that were not at 11 p.m.? I think I know exactly who it is. Yeah. His cat is also named Peach. Okay. But I have like about three to four different people sending me cat picks

now, which it's just boost my serotonin for the week, but they all sent them a night. I don't know why. I don't want to 10 51 last night. Want it like 11 p.m. So, you know, well, the 10 51 wouldn't be a time zone issue if you're trying to get a weapon. I don't know a lot of time zones that are nine minutes off. Oh my god. It's not hard to figure out. You just figure out what time is 11 in Chicago time, central standard time, and then you send it at that time. That's a lot of time. Hold on a second, Tab. We all screw this up from time to time. So what you're saying then is that in Chicago,

it's not the same time as it is where I live right now. Not where you live, but it is the same time where I live. Now I'm very confused. All right, last voicemail that we have here, and this is a theory on Centering John. Hey Carl and co-host, this is your daily W-A-G-P-Fat. Sturring John isn't just retarded because he was born that way, but chronic alcoholism also causes something called wet brain syndrome.

This means that it's a brain disorder related to acute and chronic phases. Oh wait, you don't need all that. Basically, he's making himself retarded the more he drinks call me back yes i think that is very true and has been well documented on the internet over the past few years that's not true everybody at the but the pub they tell me that i get sharper and the kink drinker i had six bills and was throwing bulls eyes on the top one.

I would also like to tag the joke. I'm wet-brain-light. Very good. All right, tab. Thanks so much, buddy. Thank you. You're the best. We'll do this again and we'll do it right.

Vic, thank you for being there. Thank you for being a friend. Of course. It was uncomfortable. I didn't like it. Don't do that again, please. Oh, okay. Okay, folks, guess what?

The episodes over. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here. Thanks, everybody. I'm really don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Thanks everybody.

I'm really, really sorry for the technical issues. Blame Spectrum, Blame Vinny, Blame Market, Polito, Blame the Comedy, oh, I'm, I'm, freezer because it's not, I mean, it's not blaming people. Yeah. Hahaha.

You gave the ex to the following addresses. Hahaha. Can't do anything right. You're all worthless. Stupid. to the following addresses. Can't do anything right. You're all worthless, stupid.