Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep281 - Dave & Chuck the Freak

Episode Date: October 17, 2021

Jocktober continues on as we take a drive through Detroit during morning drive time. Dave and Chuck and Lisa and Andy and James laugh and laugh and laugh. It might not seem like much but you try laughing all morning when there are zero jokes. Eric Zane returns to the show with more clips than we know what to do with. Then Drew Lane makes his WATP debut as we try to make sense of the show that took over his slot back in 2013. We also visit Opie's 2nd convo with Dr. Steve and talk about talking about Stuttering John and Patrick Michael. https://ericzaneshow.com/  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and Krozen I recorded a bonus episode last night that I will get into later in the show because it was very exciting. A lot of exciting things happening in the world of stuttering John. But first, I want to encourage everyone to give us a five-story viewing Apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Dave and Chuck the Freak. This has been the most suggested radio show we've ever had. This has been coming in from a lot of different people. So sorry, I don't mention everyone's name.

Eric and I both listen separately. We have not discussed it. We need to go the beforehand. Well, let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Dave Hunter. Chuck the Freak. Lisa Wei, James and Andy. So there's a lot of likes. There's a lot of people. There's a lot going on on this show.

Eric, you listen to an episode or two. Did you not? I did. And this is the third time I've done this show. And I will say that I had, when it comes to the other shows, I had to listen a lot to get what I wanted to say. This one, it, there was so much such a target rich environment after one hour of one episode. And I seriously, it seems like though that with that, I pretty much covered everything that I needed to cover because I don't think there's a whole lot more that goes on on this show other than what I heard. I think it's just set them up.

Knock him down. Wash rinse for Pete. Yeah, I agree. And I was nervous because I hadn't listened to the show, but I was listening to Drew Lane talk about it because he was talking about it this week on the Drew and Mike show and he's going, yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening for an hour and a half today. I don't know what I would clip.

If I was clipping stuff and I go, no, is this going to be difficult to clip? And it is not. It's this is. No. This is rambling nonsense. I'm gonna start a stop, all right, Eric? Please. I'll get us moving.

This is from Thursday Morning Show, October 14th, 2021. So as recent as I can get, very first thing they do, well, it starts off with this like crazy hard core intro, 5.30 AM is when this show starts. Imagine turning on your radio and hearing this. All right. So then I leave the mosh pit and I start listening to the show. And with all that energy, you'd think that they'd be really shy out of a cannon or as Stuttering John would say Coming out of the boat on fire Which is something that he said

So they're talking about this story. I guess somebody emailed them a video of something going on inside of Burger King And they're all so ready to joke. They're tripping over themselves with jokes to tell about this Got a couple of upsetting things here to start the show. Perfect. Perfect. I apologize in advance. The first sent to us by a listener who lives next door to a burger king. Well, that's rough because of that smell.

Yeah. Yeah, big headby. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm with you. I totally get it. I feel like you'd always have to have it or it would turn you off. They haven't said anything yet. They're all like shoe hoarding in their jokes. So we got a video from a guy who lives near a burger. Oh my gosh, I was the smell like that. I'd be so fat if I live there. Oh my god. All right, guys,

come down. Let's let the story develop for a second. Figure out what's going on here. There is in one wasted second of silence. No, it is. Oh my God. And with that, you have a lot of those joke races and joke tagging. Yes. The problem is they all talk at the same time.

And there's a lot of talking over and hilarious laughing. Oh, the laughter. If you were to go to any Dave and Chuck message board or anything like that, the biggest complaint is the laughing, the ridiculous laughing over things that just are not that funny at all. They have people, we'll get into this. They have people on the show, on Mike, they're on air talent whose only job is to laugh hysterically at non jokes. Oh, yeah. I'm not saying that's a bad gig.

I couldn't do it. I'd do it for a week or two and I can't do that anymore. This is embarrassing. I hear a little bit of one of the things I gathered about this show, Carl, is because when they took over for the show that it was Drew's show and I was like, well, this must be a great show. And I hadn't listened to it. And it was months later before I listened to it for the first time.

And I listened once and I went, okay, maybe it was a bad day. Maybe I'm missing something. What could possibly be so great that it could take over for this heritage show that had this historic run and really was escorted out at the height of that run. So I couldn't figure it out. And then the more I listened over the years, I was like, I'm not getting any fucking thing. And then when I listened to this show that I just was just telling you about, I was like, well, I don't know how they've been able to achieve what they've been able to achieve

and it's maddening to me. There's a very successful. Now they took over for the Drew and Mike show on WRIF 101 back in 2016, I believe. Was it when this happened? I think it might have been 13. Oh wow, okay, so going back a little ways there. And so since then, they've gotten syndicated. They're in multiple markets.

They're not just in Detroit. So yes, this is a successful, I'll say, radio show. Morning radio show. All right, let's get back into this Burger King talk because I got a bunch more clips on here. So we haven't even gotten into what the story is. Let's talk, oh wait, we still can't even get close to that. I work in action here of Burger King

and I'll come, I know it's such a, you know, mind F because I'm like Okay Mind F That's pretty cruel right? Totally build a gym by a burger can't they built a weight watchers next to a basket rob Yeah, I was just gonna say that's my that was like my mom's weight watchers, please Yeah, can you believe that there's a restaurant next to a basket robber's house. Yeah, I was just gonna say that's my, that was like my mom's weight watchers, please. Yeah.

Can you believe that there's a restaurant next to a gym? Right. What a mind fuck. They're like putting a library next to a movie theater. Why would I read a book? What I can watch a movie? What a mind fuck that is. And they tend to kind of just come up with a concept and then they start throwing

one million jokes at it. And you're being trained to think that these are hilarious jokes. And this is the only thing and I didn't laugh once at anything that they did the entire time. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? I'm just flabbergasted that they've been able to pull it off. You probably didn't listen to this episode then because what happens next is they explain what's going on in this video they're talking about. And Lisa does what we call a callback and it's really well done. Is there is there a lotion there? For sure is it just like a rub that he says it was lotion. They were rubbing lotion on each other's backs. Now this is a mind-f. I mean, this is worse than the smell. That'll help you not go to there after the gym, right?

So apparently the person's filming into the drive-through and there's two employees and one of the employees is rubbing lotion on the other employees back inside the burger king. Okay, all right. All right, now that's again, another mind-fuck. And then they start thinking like, okay, so this person has an apartment and a balcony

that overlooks a burger king. How crazy is that? How can we make some comedy go up from that concept? Trying to figure out the situation where this person lives. Literally their balcony overlooks the burger king. I think it was. That is such a, I hope you get cheap rent.

That's a really bad scene. What's you pray for that place? That's horrible. There's a Burger King drive-through window right there. I think I won't live here. Out my balcony. That's nuts, right? I hope the rent is cheap was a joke. Yeah, I don't, and it's all, and even listening back to it, knowing that I'm listening to a clip show, my mind keeps wanting to wander, and it's this horrible feeling I have,

and especially when with that over the top laugh, I've never gotten over the laugh, and two of them do that, this crazy ass laugh, so I don't know what the fuck is going on, Carl. Yeah, so I think the two guys who do that are Andy and James. And I was on your show this morning and you mentioned you know Andy. Yeah, I do know Andy. And I think you're wrong. I think Dave and Chuck are the ones with the laughs. Okay. All right. You could be right. I started to tell. So I got a note from this guy, Lord of Edge, who's been listening to the show

forever. And he was giving me the rundown and who all these people are. Now, Dave and Chuck are both Canadians. Correct. And I guess Dave was commuting in from Canada in Detroit every day, which probably became difficult when they closed the border down. Didn't stop the show.

Yeah, I mentioned it. Unfortunately, still was able to keep the show going. So he says about Andy. He says, Andy might be the funniest member of the zoo. He wants to be a comedian, but seemingly tries out his act live on air. He has a lot of misses trying to find the right punchlines of repeats the same stories over and over. Personal life is a massive slob.

And I know some salespeople who worked for WRIF that I guess he's learned this from. Yeah, when he worked with me, he was very similar, he's very, very messy. That's, there's no question to that. Nice this guy in the world, and I actually think there is a place for him on a stage, perhaps, I agree with that. But I also don't like shows that basically,

this is a lazy show and here's why. Because all they're doing is taking these these these nothing stories that no one would care about and no one would talk about and they have to because it's a syndicated show they can't really park anything local or anything like that and this is why when you're a great local show or you have a local show and you become syndicated you get watered down so they're just taking the show prep every day, reading the story, and then hoping something funny happens. Well, let me play an example of that, because I thought the same thing as the lazy as show ever. I can't believe the amount of work that would go into

prepping for this. Here's a perfect example of the dumbest thing to talk about on a radio show. People have lost their mind over this. The Twitter account for Helmins told people to put mayonnaise in their coffee. I saw people talking about mayonnaise. And they weren't kidding. They said that wasn't a typo, mayo in your coffee, try it and you'll know. It's called having a sophisticated palate. It's gross. It'll let the internet on fire. Some people claiming they're going to try it. Others insisting It's gross gross It'll let the internet on fire

Some people claiming they're gonna try it, others insisting it's gross, others joking about it Wow, it lit the internet on fire It almost broke the internet when humans tweeted something Yeah, and how about that vicious response of Gross That's it They threw that out there, suspecting that something might happen. They might be able to capture the magic and nothing happened. That's the way most of

these segments go and they just, they'll like finish one and then they'll pick up with the next one. I've got several examples of that type of shitty transition. Okay, number 29 is an example of that. They're finishing up one of these stupid nothing stories that nobody gives a shit about. And then they just started into the next one. Go ahead. Thanks, hello. See?

See? Yeah, it would be a different life. Yeah, we're for the Yangle House. The Yangle House. There is one food that exists in the world with no expiration date. I've never heard a show like this before. There is one food that exists in the world with no expiration date. I've never heard a show like this before. Yeah, the way they transition from thing to thing,

they just have a giant list of notes. They hope that someone can riff on something, and then there's five people staring each other, like, I don't know. Right, right. So you notice the air gets sucked out of the room at the end of that, the previous thing they were talking about yeah and then they go into a conversation he says what is the one for food that has no

expiration date and the answer is a honey and then that leads to i'm not kidding you a six or seven minute conversation that on my cut twenty three i have condensed it to give you an idea that i am not bullshitting you uh... this is how that went cut number twenty three there is one food that exists in the world with no expiration date.

You can just rip it up. I don't know. I just don't know. I'll say save the B. So it's honey, right? Congratulations. Oh my goodness. Absolutely.

You can just rip it up. Honey's the weirdest thing because I like honey, but think about what it is. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not really into honey at all. It's all my life because I like honey, but think about what it is Really into honey at all is I would always go peanut butter and honey. I'm not a jelly fan

They always give you honey with the chicken, but I never did So you're saying that in real time that's even more difficult to listen to? Uh Carl, this is another example of how difficult it is prepping for the show because it's, uh, you're like, holy fuck. I mean, listening to it with that critical ear is, is takes a lot out of a person. We're seriously. Well, they're trying to fill time. That's the really the only goal because they're doing what, four hours every morning Monday through Friday. So, they're talking about a tweet from Helmins that got 1200 likes.

That was by the way, from October 7th, I looked it up. It's not even current. They're talking about that. It's been broke the internet, because everyone's talking about mayonnaise and your coffee. And then that, of course, leads into some really great coffee talk. Where he could just, this goes the William Shatton away where he's like literally berating mothers on their front.

Yeah, right. Yes, we'll talk about him later because he did make it back from space alive amazingly. Speaking of coffee though, is it becoming less and less popular? Or is it just something you don't lean on until you're older and more exhausted? A new survey found young adults are drinking way less coffee than the rest of us. So he teases something that people are actually talking about, William Shettner and Outer Space, something that's a topic of conversation people might be interested in. And he goes, before we get to that though, a new survey found, he won't believe this. 20 selfless, drinking as much coffee. No, yeah, they would rather get to the dumb pole that the that the prep service gave them

And instead of it's all it's all this a pattern of just set it up knock it down just stories that really no one's talking about They're just trending stories that that's that's how they prepare the show So you think there's a prep service involved in this because that's I got the sense that they get something coming in on the feed every day. Most do most do and I mean, I'll make no bones about it. I'm partial to the Drew and Mike show. They're taking over for a show that, you know, the amount of local, localness that was on that show with the sports teams and things like that. That's why I'm really surprised that this show is done as well as it has in Detroit considering what they used to have.

You know? Yeah, so that's the thing, and the reason why everybody wanted this to review this is because they took over for Drew and Mike. I believe Drew's gonna join us in a little bit. Cause I want to get his perspective on this. I don't know what the history is obviously. I'm not a Detroit radio listener, but people get very impassioned about these guys taking over for Drew and Mike,

which are a very popular show at Beat Howard in the Ratings and did very well. And Detroit, and it's surprising to me when I listen to this because here we are however many years later, this is still going on, and listen to this conversation. This is the most mundane conversation. If I was at the water cooler at work, I would expect it would be more witty and interesting than this.

I'm not a coffee guy at all. I don't even know how I would get into it. It probably won't. No, at this point. Yeah, but my brother got into it because he worked a job where all of a sudden he had to be outside and it was cold. I was just tense. So I think it was just like, man, these other guys are drinking this coffee, maybe I,

and now he's like full on. I didn't start drinking coffee till I was 19. Yeah, the job, my first. Yeah, that's morning radio job. And that was, it was just out of necessity. It was just for the caffeine, right? I never really liked the flavor. Welcome to Coffee Talk with your host. Dave, then just to freak. right, I never really liked the flavor. Conversations that are going on all Burger King smell good and yeah coffee is gross. I like it. I drink two cups

I drink one The PD they sent them down and just say all right tease the William Shant or stuff We can't get to that until 745 but from 530 to 630 I want this to be the most boring No one gives a shit conversation you can possibly put on the air What's going on? You know know, you would never want anything shitty. There was a time though when we actually did put out good content early. And then the big hitter stuff was when you expect

the most people listening, sure. Yeah. And then later in our career, at least in my career, yeah, we got pretty lazy. And it's kind of the nature of the beast. And these radio people, they, especially when you have heritage like they do, you just, I mean, you can put it on cruise control, you can do this.

So, I mean, I get it, I understand why that is, but these guys are doing absolutely nothing that is anything beyond just basic. This is very, very rudimentary what they do. There's nothing involved. There's there's there's there's just only one trick and that is read internet story and then hope that Andy says something funny. Laugh your ass off. The woman on the show who I don't want to refer to as a whole, but I kind of want to now because she's pissed me off still badly. Oh yeah. The whole the the whole just, she doesn't provide anything.

All right, so I'm glad you said that. It leads into this clip I want to play for you. Lisa's not someone I would consider on air talent. She's not even good at finishing sentences. I'm gonna play you this clip and they're talking about when the police pull you over. They always say just cooperate and we'll go easy on you. And this sets up a whole conversation. They take phone calls and does that is that true? And

so that's the topic here. Now they always say, hey, just be honest with me. And like this it'll go easier. We'll try to. Well, whatever. Yeah, we'll go easy on you. Is that sped it out? Is that BS? Yes, we right. I don't think they're gonna go easy on her. No, that's BS. You don't know I mean she's gonna I think if you have enough drugs to kill 850 people. It's just that she had too much stuff Like if she's Bad, you know, yeah bad drugs No, that's what I mean. So like yeah, there's bad, you know, bad drugs. No, that's what I mean.

So like, yeah, there's, I think that reason with the police, the, the, the, be less and court, yeah, like let's say you had a baggy of marijuana and you're in a place you're not allowed to have it. She whacked out of her skull? Huh? I don't think I can go through that. You're on her talents. On a morning show, it's's syndicated what are you doing?

I that's the first one of the first things I noticed about her was that and I thought that she's like well Maybe she's the news chick, but she's not no, and so I'm like, okay, what's going on there? Now I I Carl you know they they went the extra mile trying to get this chick There's a podcast called the history of the RIF podcast. Yes. And in this podcast, Dave and Chuck, the freak, tell the story of why they brought Lisa in. It's cut number 31. And after you hear this, you'll be like, well, she must be fantastic. So check it out.

Yeah. And so we needed, we realized after just the two of us doing it for a while, we're like, we missed that female perspective, right? Even though it's a guy show and we're going for men to listen, we like the balance. You know, we're not the complete jackasses who we want perspective. We want a different input. We want ladies to still enjoy the show too. Well, we want, that was your decision? Oh, that's what you guys wanted. It was someone to be the, oh, guys, come on.

That's enough. I've always hated that whole, let's bring it a girl so she can you know fix our wagon when we start to get wild shit. Time to break it in guys, we're getting a little too wacky here. Yeah, so that's all that you can you can kind of sense where they're going with that. And then they're like oh yeah,

well we need that woman. Well they still have a founder because she doesn't do shit to do any type of reeling. It's just, it's ridiculous. Cut number 32 more on them bringing her in. And we, you know, we talked to her on occasion a little bit longer than normal in a traffic report and would push it. And we just developed kind of a rapport with her. And she came up with some, you know, quick one liners and we'm like, we think maybe we can do something with her. So it was a battle to get her over though. It was a battle, but she could also handle us.

I think, you know, better than most where she wasn't really disturbed by stuff we were saying. Right. And she could, uh, rock man, you know, she can make fun of us and, and be in on the jokes and be in on the jokes. And that was and that was a big thing. And it was it took some time. It did.

Ah, they're so edgy. They're so nuts. I really had to have Lisa there to rain them in. I put it I wrote a note down. I said, is there anything easier than getting a co-hosting job on a morning show if you're a woman? Because I don't know how you could be less qualified for this gig than this woman is. There must have been zero competition. I can't imagine there was one other application that came in for this job opening.

Speaking of jobs on the radio, Drew Lane is here. Let's see if we can get him up on the show. Drew, are you there, buddy? Hey, Carl. Hey, Drew, this is very exciting. How you doing, fellas? You're debut on Who Are These Podcasts? How you doing, buddy?

I'm excited. I did my homework. I listened to like three or four Dave and Chuck shows. Oh, nice. And I did not time stamp anything. That's fine. I definitely made a lot of observations. Are you guys 32 cuts deep already?

We have a lot of clips. No, we've got a bunch, but anyway, hey, it's good to hear your voice, Drew. Yeah, how you doing, Eric? Never better. Thank you. Well, this is, I tell you, it's interesting because we did this show from 1991 to 2013, and in late 2012, we heard Dave and Shock who were doing well, by by the way they were kind of nipping at our heels Or they were on our heels they were 89x and we heard oh they're leaving They're gonna sit out six months of their non-compete and then they're gonna pop up in Detroit and I was like Oh, yeah, what are they're gonna be And I've found out in April when I was informed that I would be going to 105.1

Sports radio in the afternoon if I wanted to stay in the company Which was like oh What's going on? Okay, and I can't say that It was my most enlightened Thought process on that one because I don't know where else they would have gone really, but we had good ratings So you know, you just feel like you're going to keep going until it's bad or you're mediocre or whatever. So, I never listened to them that much just because all these the fucks who took our job and kind of like we were the younger guys who knocked J.J. off the cliff,

Jim Johnson and the morning crew on WRF for a long time. And they did very well. I think they were, they were older. We were younger. Dave and Chuck are younger. We're older. I never really saw it that way, but they do sound like a more millennial show now that I listen to them. I don't know. Do you guys feel that way at all? I'm just wondering why someone in the roster didn't go. Can we get wheeze off the fucking air? This guy is ancient. Can we replace him with someone who maybe, I don't know, doesn't shit his pants every morning?

Hasn't a wheeze changed stations though? He did, he did get let go, but they didn't like replace him with another show. They kept all his sidekicks who made way less money than him and said, now you guys run the show. Right. Are they all at yonder? No, they're all the same, they're all old guys.

Really? Yeah. That's not really unusual so now you got two shows that are really old and Rochester what no one's listening to these shows but if by millennial you mean uh... shitty i guess because uh... i i i i i i listened to drew and i was like i you know i mean i fucking idiot could do this just sit there and read a polls and and trending stories and just hope that something funny happens where there's there's nothing more to it than that there is there is more to it than that they have catch phrases now i want to play for you they've done a service they've made youtube videos where they explain their catch phrases and the origins for us

newbies who just want to get into the show like, oh, what are they talking about? What's all this lore? I don't know what it is. So, do you guys know about its Friday bitches? Uh, yes, cause I just listened to Friday's show. Alright, let's learn about that. Hey, it's David Chuck the Fre's Friday. It's Friday. What?

Yeah. Hey, it's David Chuck the Freak from 101WRIF, and people have been asking us, how did the whole Friday bitches thing even start? Do you remember Chuck? Yeah, basically, Dave obviously is the whitest guy ever, and he's always trying to become more hip, and he decided one day, a bad week, that he was so excited that it was going to be friday he just let it slip oh it's friday bitches and that basically was it

that all kind of started from there and it became like the anthem of we made it through the week it's the end of the week it's friday bitches and it took off uh... potty mouth disease a local group, even did a song for us and sent it to us. And we started playing it every Friday. And it became the thing to do on Friday. You celebrate the end of the week by saying,

it's Friday, bitches. So we do it. We've got it on T-shirts. We do a Friday, bitches, bash, where we celebrate the fact that it's Friday, and we celebrate the fact that you listen to us here on 101 WRIF And it's just taken off from there. So every week at the end of the week, it's tune into our show. We guarantee you'll hear Friday bitches

They have it all coming down. Were they both say the catchphrase at the same time? Yeah These guys sound to me like to do to a spend hundreds of hours talking about how much they hate Mondays to me like to do to a spend hundreds of hours talking about how much they hate Mondays. I'm guessing that's what their content is. Well, I'm glad they explained that because honestly I really couldn't figure out what is all the Friday who blow about, but now I know. Well, you're glad you say that, Drew, but I haven't lived in Detroit for a long time, but I am quite aware of the mentality of the people that do live there. And what surprises me is that Detroiters sniff bullshit

out a mile away and how this has caught on is a fucking miracle. The fact that people go, yeah, it's Friday bitches. I don't know. It just seems to me like there's, there's, that's very simple and stupid and people in Detroit would want to kick their ass. Are you giving Detroiters too much credit? Drew? No, not really.

I was going to say, well, really started their Canada show, so let's not completely blame Detroit for. But the fact that they explain it on a YouTube video to me is more unnerving or celebratory than anything else about its Friday bitches. Why, who needs to explain that? It's on the WRF website too. They also explain the catchphrase penis, which is a hilarious catchphrase.

Let's find out the origin of that, shall we? Talking about the or- And these videos are hilarious because it's just the two guys in their studio with stacks of CDs behind them because you know, we're all playing CDs. And they had this all choreographed because they're saying the catchphrase together

that they're looking at each other, they're winking at each other. One guy's got a hand at the other guy's ass. It's a whole thing. Let's do this now. They explain all their catchphrases on YouTube. I've never seen such a thing. That's why I thought this was so funny.

Talking about the origin of some of the catchphrases on Dave and Chuck the Freak. And of course, the one we're known for most I think has to be penis. Yep, we're known for penis the most. There you go. Why do people say penis when they call into the show? It started years ago, after something called Operation Darkstall, which was when I walked into the bathroom downstairs, and some dude was dropping a doose in the pitch black.

And then we tried to figure out who it was, got a little bit of trouble. So after that ongoing investigation, we were kind of off the air. So many of you... That's Opie's thing! What is it with radio guys and what's it with people's shit? It's so weird. We called in to show your support.

One new though. Larry from Wyandotte called in to say, hey sorry to see them go but they talked about penis too much and if you're going to replace them please replace them with the team that talked about penis a little less. Well, we played his call on air, we thought it was hilarious, and from then on in, just to get back at Larry from Wyandotte, everyone who called into the show said, penis, there you go. That's what people say penis when they call into the show. It has many variations since then. Yeah, it can be in the line.

Top of the penis to you, Cinco to penis, all that kind of stuff. So, if you're wondering why does he have penis, start you fucking. Oh, correct. Fuck you. Oh my God. penis mess and penis giving. That's really, and that's a nice sum.

I like to with it. He's been vetted Friday and then done with penis. Oh yeah, they're really witty. Wow. Very impressive. Shit. And we have not rehearsed this, but producer Chris, we need to explain one of our catch phrases

in the origins of it, okay? So there's this guy, Opie, who was trying to sell Bluetooth and he asked his guest, are you a boulder guy? All right, sorry. That's pretty good now. We nailed it. I want to make a YouTube video. I can see why people love that. But you know, I'm glad you said that because pretty good now. We nailed it. I want to make a YouTube video. I can see why people love that.

But you know, I'm glad you said that because I have wondered. So I'm actually quite happy that you just explained that. I want to add some general questions because honestly, like I said, I have listened to so much. I'm sure you guys are listening to more than you ever have. I had a few questions. This is when I sort of I was confused and I decided I guess this is a lennial rock morning show because the first thing that I

know is about the show is that it has no hot takes whatsoever. There's really no current events even. It's mostly wacky stories, Collins and wacky stories, aircumention lists and polls and yeah they love that combined with phone calls but there's really no it's a very safe space. You don't get hot takes you don't get toxicity or people disagreeing with each other. There's no ball but does anyone busting with balls on the show? No that was very odd. Is there all like best friends which is annoying? Yeah the friends usually do bust each other's balls. That's true. Yeah. And you know, what I always found great about particular radio shows is when somebody

goes on and like has maybe there's something just really interesting, could be a show, could be a TV show or a book that they're reading or something they saw or a movie or something like that. And then the discussion takes place, something that they're kind of passionate about. And that does not happen here. No one's really interested in anything. All of these conversations are things that they don't even care about. They're just doing it, hoping that Andy says something funny. Yeah, it seems like they're digging for gold on very evergreen inane topics. And once in a while they stay straight gold, you know, not all the time, and you hear a lot of laughter,

and other times it just goes on and on and on, but I just was stunned that I really didn't have a feel for what day it was or what was going on that day. It's just like the own little Dave and Chuck safe space. There's also, are there interviews ever? Not that I heard. I didn't catch any, I didn't catch that one. Okay, I don't think they do um this is a really stupid question about a W. R. I.

Of Moise show, but are they rockers? Do I mean do they like rock music? Are they passionate about rock music? I didn't hear anything about anything musical or Anything in the rock and roll world even they had like metal music that opens The show at 530 a. But other than that, I didn't hear it in music talk. He's following them up for not being rockers. I don't think they're part of your neither. All right, so I want to roll morning show. I don't, I, just, they just seem like, I don't know, maybe they're just millennials, non-toxic, safe, spaced millennials. Is that, is that what you guys hear? Yeah, I have an example of that.

So they're talking about this story, where a woman in the neighborhood in Detroit put up some decar, Halloween decorations, that the neighbors don't like very much. And they have no take on it at all. So apparently, three people were murdered in this house, and this woman now lives there, and likes to celebrate that.

So three murders happened in this house and now she's decorating it to commemorate that. So there's the baseball bat, there's the three headstones, and there's the bloody handprints and help us on the windows and doors. Her neighbors are pissed. Oh sure. She's literally pissed. Oh, sure.

She's mentally disturbed. Yeah, their neighbors were probably there for all that when that happened. Yeah. So they have no take at all. They're just like, well, that sucks. Why wouldn't you be like, oh, you see what she does with rabbits on Easter?

You're like, have something to say on that. Yeah, thanks, Givy. She puts a blanket covered in smallpox. She really pisses off the neighbors. Instead, they're just like, oh, that's, that's socks. I don't like that at all. That woman is, that woman is easily tracked down, by the way. If they would have this, they have five people on that show,

somebody get a phone number, get this crazy lady on the phone, get her neighbor on the phone, get the guy who runs the store nearby. I mean, this is all, very basic shit. And nobody, nobody lifts the finger. There's one problem, Mark says the story story is really not true they don't really have no it's true they don't have command of the story though and kind of to air explain it's on the west side of the state and if you read the story further down she points out that her family own that house and she cleaned up the murder

scene which is far the most interesting story well they're take out at Thou Mark is just this. It's not, I don't know, that's not a good way to be a human like Thou crime scene tape all around. Yeah. Oh God. It's super taste.

Very good. I'll hold it. I don't hear a lot of work going into the show. This, I'm an idiot. I'm like, could you guys are number one? And it doesn't sound like they work hard at all. It sounds like they just go in. They find they block off the show with some, you know, easy evergreen topics. They start off with an email about, hey, is this a rub-and-tug ad or not? I mean, it's like right out of the top of the

show, not even good morning. How you doing? What's going on? Boom, right into this email in this discussion about Rub-and-Tugs and ads for Rub-and-Tugs, which, you know, led to all kinds of mayhem, of course, but I even wondered if the email was fake because this guy want to know if this girl who does massage, do you think she does Rubin Tugs? Because I think she's hot and I know her. And it was like, really? I don't know.

That sounds kind of fake to me. In fact, is this show, is much on the show fake? Did you guys feel that way? Well, they were talking about a tweet that came from Helmann's mayonnaise and I found the tweet. So that was not made up. That was a real tweet that they were talking about. I'll give them that.

Yeah, I just, I don't hear a lot of work going in the show. It seems like an easy show to do, but you know, if you can make each other laugh a lot, which is what some morning shows are really good at, a lot of times it's infectious enough, it catches on and, you know, the competition isn't super isn't super super tough uh hey Eric I have a question for you. How would free beer and hot wings do against the show? They're very similar similar style shows. I can't remember. He's like it's the same thing. I'm not not free beer and hot wings but I did sense a familiar like there's a comfort there's not a lot of like I said ball busting or really tearing up you know current events. I was

waiting for because I listened to Thursday and Friday of this week and I'm thinking well that John Green story is a great story. Everyone is talking about that story. They spent like 40 seconds on it and there really wasn't a take at all so it's is that what's what's a thirty year old want right now they just want a safe non-toxic not warning show i think you're out of something because a lot of these gigantic stories the urban my or story the uh... the uh... john gruden story that there plenty of things to talk about in those

and and i'm i i just didn't really hear it anywhere uh... and i think that there's there's you, I think people are worried about what they can say. Yeah, well, that's definitely true. But I have a question. So Drew, you keep talking about the show for millennials and it's a safe space. Do we know that they have good ratings with younger demographics?

Are those people listening to the radio? I don't think they are. Well, you know what, you know what you're right about that, Carl. I was given some Detroit ratings periodically over the last couple years and the numbers, the cum number, which is the total number of people in a demographic that are listening in a week, shocked me. I don't know what it compared to ours, but it was a lot lower. And I think, you know, I don't know what it compared, but it was lower.

That's literally what a comparison is true. Well, the lot lower. I believe it. But they're on Carl. There are a lot less people listening to radio now. So there are a lot of reasons for that. I mean, I just didn't want to run away with all the credit. I beat up on my, the other people in my show, we bust balls, we hit hard topics, we trigger each other i mean

it's just sort of how i thought people did it i thought that was what people liked actually i know who listens to the show i can answer that question for you well as a guy um... who is doing twelve years in a federal prison he said i just had to email you guys to let you know you are by far the most listened to radio show here He said, I just had to email you guys to let you know you are by far the most listened to radio show here. Oh, yeah, we know.

So people without the internet and very few entertainment choices are listening to this show. And they're like, Oh, yeah, of course, that's our key demo right there. As we were bringing Drew in, we were we're talking about the emergence of Lisa Carl and how the guys had sought her out Yeah, and I've got a I got a clip for you It would be my number 22 and I just like to point out that when I was listening to her talk It seems like she only like speaks in like three or four bursts of words Yeah, and what you're about to hear I am not kidding kidding you. Is the first hour of the Wednesday show,

these are all of the things she said in one super cut. It's a 35 second clip, and she also reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. And I would think that unvaccinated people would hook up, you know, be fine, would fuck, you know. You're like, okay. Keep hasn't done flipping anything today. Self-checkouts are more popular than ever.

Oh, when I heard about this, though I knew it was nothing. Self checkout are more popular than ever. Oh! When I heard about this, though I knew it was nothing. Like, this is nothing. I think so. No way. Chuts down a border or no. They're leading the whole way in 2020. They led by a wide margin in sales.

Not today. It's such an idiot. But, oh, I like that. Probably would like it though. It makes things awkward though. And if you bring someone else home or whatever it is, that makes it strange. Other priorities, I don't know.

Very popular. If a woman knows you're faking it, I'll go get it. That's it. It's probably done. It's not good at all. If I was an advertiser, I'd be like, if Lisa reads my spot,

I'm not paying for it. This woman has no charisma at all. No one's too and again for this. Or listening to it. No, I thought for sure she's the news lady my cut 19 proved me wrong I'm Dave Hunter time now for a check of the news man. Oh man watch your tanning beds Dave Hunter. He's the host. Why is he doing the news? or tanning beds. They've hunter. He's the host.

Why is he doing the news? I'm not look. Okay. So they did the first segment, about 25 minutes of those set them up, knock them down stories. Yeah. Same shit we've already covered. And then that ends. All right. Coming up the news. They love their teases. Number 20 is a good super tease.

When we come back in a moment, celebrity dirt and sports news up next, Why does a Brazilian soccer player face an attempted murder charge? Because he tried to kill somebody fucking. That's usually how that works. So you need to want to stick through the break to find out the answer is that what you're saying. So listen, they then proceed to do news stories which are the same thing from the first segment list polls shit like that and then they did a stir story from Detroit about uh... peeping tom some guy at a tanning bed was uh... doing the uh... a shooting video people

they played the whole two and a half minutes segment and did not interact with it once they just played it that's fucking bullshit you gotta you gotta pause that a pause that shit. You got to talk about it There's got to be something funny They do anything and then the thing ended the story ends and they go wow. That's really bad. No one said shit So I decided to make it you know more appropriate to what they do my cut number 21 Here's the story on this guy from WDIV TV

my cut number 21. Here's the story on this guy from WDIV TV. On the surface, this appears to be a clean cut regular guy, but both are saying this man is accused of doing some very inappropriate things. None of the women that we spoke to wanted to go on camera, but they're telling us that they never thought they would have to worry about being filmed up above. That's just the saddest last teeth.

Steve in Hannah is accused of filming multiple women at a tanning booth at a West Bloomfield township gym. That's the old bit on Howard Sturzer. They have Jackie laughing at the most horrific things. And it's

always funny. You know, Eric, you said you were sure Lisa was the news person. I thought the exact same thing. I've heard the show in bits and pieces for eight years now and I actually thought Lisa did the news. That's how cliche radio is. It was like, well, these guys do all the talking, Lisa pops in occasion, she must be doing

the news. Why is Dave doing the news? That sounds like control freaky stuff, doesn't it? Lisa can't string together two sentences, Drew. How's she going to doing the news? That sounds like control freaky stuff, doesn't it? Well, at least I can't string together two sentences, Drew, how's she gonna do the news? Well, I don't know. You know what they remind me of? Do you guys remember beer commercials

where there was a guy in a girl flirting on a plane or something? I might have been mullsin or low in brow or heineken. I don't know. And they talked real slowly. And anyway, that's what it reminds me of when I hear her interacting with one of the guys, but I don't understand why would the main host be doing the news?

It sounds like he wants to be on the air more and then generally he'll play like three TV news stories and they're long, they're not edited at all. No, and that all goes back to the whole lazy thing and it's like, it's Jesus, guys, this is very clunky and clumsy. Yeah, it's very, it's very safe. It's very easy. It seems easy to me. I wonder how much prep goes into the show every day.

I mean, I'm blown away. I'm like, this must be so easy to do the show. I'm stupid. Why am I putting in work? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha They beat the system. Yeah, yeah. Agreed. And they're in multiple markets, which is the crazy thing. Now, I'm gonna play a tease for you. There's a lot of teasing when they go into the break, when they come out of the break,

it's a lot of teasing, what's coming up. And this was just perfect because they started in Detroit. They're also in Boston and Fort Myers now. So, get through these stories that are coming from, that they're gonna tease. One from each market. Exactly right. Yes. Also coming up as we check the news, what tasteless Halloween decorations has a Michigan woman put up

that has her neighbors just furious. What pervy things was a Massachusetts auto shop owner allegedly up to and what was a Florida woman stashing in her bra and panties. Let's find out as we check the news. And these aren't even stories. These are things that happen every single fucking day. And they have to relate it to the show somehow, which is in a very unorganic way. Here's an example of that. We talk often how Chuck believes he could drive while eating ribs or any pretty much any food item. Well, this guy couldn't even handle his coffee in Pasco County, Florida.

Several people injured when he spilt coffee on himself and got distracted. A guy got in a car accident because he spilled coffee at his lap. That's not a story. That happens every day. My cut six is, they're talking about Brian Laundry and of all the things to wonder about. I don't know which one of the two is either David Chuck focuses on in this news story is the origination and how a person gets a 9-1-1 call from the Entity that the call was placed to and I was trying to figure out what's going on in this news report is that news report from North Carolina

No, that she was in Northern Florida. Okay, cuz I'm like Why did that one get released? Not all the others. And not all the others. Like did the news go after something or was it the guy, the fact the guy said he's 99.9% sure it was Brian London. But I mean, like how even does that 911 call get out there? Well, they're all, they're all public.

You can guess all 911 calls. I guess. Yeah, maybe. Okay. The other guy goes, the other guy goes, well, yeah, I mean, it's, do we just go get All nine one one calls. I guess. Yeah, maybe. Okay. Okay. Yeah. The other guy goes, the other guy goes, well, yeah, I mean,

do we just go get nine or one calls easy? Uh-huh. Sure. All right. So I have an example of one of the hosts being completely out of it. And I apologize, I don't know which is which. They all sound the same to me, but they're talking about this William Shatner story. And he didn't know that William Shatner sang Rocket Man.

You know how William Shatner did those like spoken word? Oh yes, songs. Well, he did Rocket Man. You've never heard this? And years ago, I've never heard him do this. This is from 1978. Yeah, this is so much more than I've ever heard this before.

I think it's gonna be a long time. 78. Yeah, this is something I've never heard this before The worst audio quality they could have found for it. So yeah, it's true to your point where they don't bust each other's balls This is as close as I could find someone busts the other person's balls for not knowing that William Shentner saying rock it Which is by the way the better version in my opinion That's such a famous thing that family guy did a like a spoof. Oh yeah. I've never maybe seen it and forgot about it, but it is. There's a bunch of those. He's got. I've seen some of his other ones. I've just never seen this one. I don't know how that's possible. Creating safe space for the millennials and maybe don't aren't aware of it. And so to make them feel more comfortable. Yeah, maybe you're right. No, no, I not only feel like they don't bust each other's balls at all, I just usually get a feel for whether I like someone or dislike someone or what they're

like. I don't get a feel for I don't really know these guys at all. And I have listened to a significant amount of their show. I don't, Eric, do you get a feel for who they are and what they're like? amount of their show. I don't, Eric, do you get a feel for who they are and what they're like? With Dave, the lead, I don't know. I kind of got the impression that he's like, you kind of indicated a little bit of a control freak. I guess I kind of felt that now that you mentioned it, but no, I didn't, I didn't really get anything out of these guys. They all just seem to be laughing and joking. And I don't know who's who I'm calling. There's four guys in that show right yeah okay I did I I listened to maybe three shows and I never I know Andy's in the show

is it James Mark yeah yeah I never heard them reference by name so a lot times it is it's weird I feel like one of those idiots that say to me I can't tell you from Mike they should do it you they should do it you know where they tell you in the're in the games, and your voice sounds like. We're spending a show introducing each other by name. You know what's funny? I don't say that.

You know what's funny Drew is. I went on Eric's day and show this morning. I was telling him this. I went on the website to learn about these hosts. And on the website, it says Dave Hunter, Chuck the Freak, lease away, and then James and Andy. Not even the last name. They don't get the last name on the website.

It's not important. These people are not important in any single way. Don't even pay attention to them. We shove them making fun of them. They laugh at stuff. Other than that, don't worry about those two guys. Yeah, I just hear them. It's sometimes when they dig deep enough about cookies

or whatever they're talking about, those guys will laugh really, really hard or not that hard. That's sort of how I define it. They do wacky voices once in a blue moon. There's not a production value on this show either, which is pretty much the sounder. Not a lot of sounders. I was expecting to have more radio style production going on. Yeah, and I don't hear any drops in here in music beds.

I just didn't hear, again, I feel like this is a show. I mean, if you can be number one, and it's that easy, pick evergreen topics, and just explore the, but Jesus out of them for, you know, 20, 30 minutes, they talked about haunted houses for a half an hour today. I'm serious. What has it got?

But a haunted house for more than two seconds. Well, shit, I just played a clip with them talking about bees and honey for six minutes. Yeah. And then they do this thing, and honey for six minutes. Yeah, I... And then they do this thing, and this was one of the few things I heard production around, where they do that previously on Dave and Chuck, because they want to play a hilarious joke that, you know, they want to recycle on here. So, Indy tells this joke, they're talking about Martha Stewart, and I guess Martha Stewart

had some guy living with her for a while who was younger and tell me if you guys even get this joke because I did not. Oh, and the other thing that I wanna point out before I play it is everyone's tagging it, but no one tags it with a different joke. They all just repeat the same thing over and over again. He's like an older dude, but he's like killing it still.

Yeah, she's 78. So what do you say? Like 50. Yeah, probably 50. It's an elder stud for sure. Oh yeah, she's 78. He's like what do you say like 50? Probably 50. It's an elder stud for sure. Oh, yeah, he's brought in for one purpose swim all day Bang her on and collect pine cones I need the stud month on the good Need pine cone She's got a lot of holiday reads to me. It's fall. Get out there. This is fun. He's like, I got to get his shorts back on and go out there and pick up some pineco.

Yeah. Dave and Chuck the free. That was the highlight. Yeah. That was the most active thing I've heard and it's still so lazy. Pineco. Pineco. It just hurts. It's just so much of noise. It's just fire. It's not stop. Who runs promos for your show? It's in your show. Isn't it? W-A-T-G.

The one's brother's show and do a good show. Yeah, you must have been doing a show that was funny once. Here's proof. Yeah, in case you're on the show, did you point it? Here's a more where we really did get it right. And then they played that. I don't know. That just wasn't, that was, that was strong. Drew, you had mentioned, sometimes big laugh, sometimes nothing. I've got an example of that.

It's on my number five, really awkward moment where nobody knows what to say. They're finishing up the story about the tanning bed and the guy videoing people. So, here you go. And by not being in the ceiling tiles, either, there might just have walls that go up to a certain height, you know what, you can't see over and you could just record and then just over and over and over and over and over and over. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Oh, that's, they shouldn't have that. At least you'd have that. Well, yeah, they shouldn't have that, guys. They shouldn't. And they all sound like they're all dogs just dying. They're all really broken up at the moment that they find out the guy shooting video in the tanning booth. Yep.

What would happen if somebody actually prepped and came into the show ready to go with some jokes and maybe some funny information? Would you get reprimanded for that? You're making a slit band over here. You're fired. You're fired. I know what they were talking about. I just just bet, because I just don't, I don't hear the currency, the current events

or what's going on now today. I just didn't hear it. It just seemed like it's almost trying to be evergreen. Yeah, they told this story out of Massachusetts where a mechanic like open mouth kissed a girl without her wanting it. Right, so I was just like a molestation story and here's their hot take on this. Grabbing some girl by the back of the head and kissing them when they don't when they don't expect it is not cool. Most people are bad.

The more you know. Jesus. That's a really good way of saying it. It's just, there's just nothing going on. And this is an example of, and I heard you talk about this Drew on, on your show this week, where they tease something and then you get out of the break and then they tease it all over again, but they don't have to go so just about to talk about it. Well, take a break when we come back in just a moment here on Dave and Chuck the Freaks

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It's 7.33 on a Thursday morning, the 14th day of October. Thanks for being with us. How does William Schattner feel after becoming the oldest man in space? What is officially Netflix most watch series now? And did Ozzy Osborne's ass almost ruin an album. We'll find out in just a little bit first though in some sports news. Um if you

do the Jesus you can be into the third or fourth story by the time you were. That's not a right? That's that's a lot for a listener to process to no one is there's there's no one at home going all right. Ozzy Osborne's ass. I got that one written down and oh William shatter oh oh fuck yes I can't wait for that nobody no one's processing should like that just talk about one thing yeah those weren't good

teases anyways like who can William shatter this nine year who cares and then you know sports and celebrity dirt they do that every day. Right. Well, it's just not a, I don't know, I feel like I'm sounding like a consultant here. Come on, make it be something that counts. That G is, make it good. What you just heard, what you just heard is just suck. They're just not good. They said that was 733 A.M., which I'm glad that he did that because it let me know that

we're one hour and seven minutes into a podcast, but over two hours into a radio show. So their half their show is filler and ads and whatever else is going on. So you're up against that to begin with. If you're listening to the radio, it's tedious. There's so much filler nonsense bullshit already and podcasts have none of that and they feel more of it in with all this teasing nonsense.

Just get to it. Tell me something. Hey, man. Carla, I wanted to touch on this. It's just a simple clip number 30. It's another example of why the hell did this comment, Garner, such a big laugh? It's from the honey conversation they had earlier. Okay. It dies from the honey conversation they had earlier, okay, and they're talking about foods that they like to put honey on

And then Lisa responds with something that leads to high jinx. I mean, I think the only thing you can put it on is biscuits, right? Yeah What was funny there What was funny there? Nothing. You would put money in the biscuit, I think. I don't know how to get it. What the fuck was so funny? I mean, they were cracking up about that.

I see. It's really weird. I hear that from time to time. You just hear the big laughter because I've already tuned out because I'm kind of dreamy-roovered. I have no idea. I don't know why anyone would be laughing so hard at that. I have another example of this because they're talking about this prisoner who wrote in

and said he purchased merch from their online store. And so now they're talking about prisoners and prisoners listening to the show. And this builds up to a huge laugh and I'm not sure what they're laughing about. We do and I'll appreciate you listening as long as you haven't been a murdery type stuff. Yeah.

Exactly. I don't want to upset him. I don't like him. You hope your crimes against society are just mind the light side. Yep. But the way we like to think of it. Absolutely. Just light-hearted prison stuff.

Right. Misunderstanding is probable. But a decade behind bars, it's probably pretty bad. What do I mean? What do I mean? Yes. Hope you enjoy the mug. Yeah.

Oh, fuck you. I hope you enjoyed the mug. Got rip roaring laughter. They are laughing at the formula they don't they're not even laughing at the words or the joke they're just thinking okay this is how we've done this a million times just start laughing doesn't matter what the fuck you says it's it'll work and i guess it does who won't complain i hear about the show it's the laughter over nothing i mean

from people who really I think dig into radio but generally people will if they talk about Dave and Chuck they'll just say oh I hate them so much I never listen to them I've never listened to them because they know they replaced me and Mike so you know I don't really tend to think I get a fair view of them from people who tell me about what they're doing but I have heard that complaint quite a bit that oh my god they laugh so hard over nothing. So I think that's something that may eventually bite them in the ass. God, I don't know how long time. I know I said eventually, I don't know. This is a, this is another example of that. Just laughing at mundane conversations.

Yeah, I can make it. can make it to this idea down. What's that? Nudes for prisoners. Yeah, prisoner nudes. Prison nudes. What are you going to start? I'm going to check the French prison nudes. I got tons of nudes.

I can't. Send them over to them. Wow. And if you notice in that clip, they're all kind of doing this. One of the guys is always doing this real kind of sneaking up on the microphone type of thing. And I got a great example of that too. Okay.

That would be clip number 25. This is my absolute best clip that sums up the show features all that type of muttering and laughing and joke tagging. I got to say that Eric Zane is a pro with this. What's your third time on the show? This guy is rolling through these. All right, that's here. How do you feel about it, anything? I don't know. Is that over-dehated? Is that over-dehated? Is that over-dehated?

Is that over-dehated? Is that over-dehated? Is that over-dehated? Is that over-dehated? Is that over-dehated? Is that over-dehated? I'm in love and hate. I'm an emotional wreck. It was just smile. Yeah. John Frankl Dentist Street. I know I'm thinking of changing dentists. You're driving all the way to Toledo for your dental work now.

Help me. I would fucking crush out the show. I'm just saying, Chris. Give me one day on the show. I actually get mad. I actually get, I'm angry right now after just hearing it. I'm mad. I'm just picturing how happy I would be leaving the studio.

I'm like, this guy's loving. Five people crying behind you. They think of the funniest person ever. Well, like I said, if you make each other laugh, that's one of the things that makes radio work. I don't know why. I mean, let's face it, if you look at the shows that have won in markets, I mean, look at Eric

in the morning in Chicago. This guy who's in trouble now. I didn't hear. Oh, I guess I didn't follow the story. Oh, Eric Ferguson in the morning in Chicago on the mix. He got, uh, let's see, somebody cues him of coercing for BJ's in like 2003, does for she worked for another 14 years. And then I think she was fired. And then she's suing. And then two other girls came out and there's been a sales

person said, Oh, yeah, he asked me if my boobs were natural or fake on the way back from a van. He was trying to hit on me. Anyway, he is in the radio hall of fame, Eric Ferguson from Eric and Kathy. And this is to me just the most simple minded show. In fact, they were talking about the day after he was not, he was kept on the air after he's charged, he came out. His topic was bad dudes. And it's just the most cliche crap radio radio which has one in a lot of cases. I mean, it's frustrating to me, but if you look at some of the radio hall of fame, you'll

see a lot of people that just aren't that damn good. I don't get it. Why? I don't think it's the big stuff. They stop. They laugh hard at each other and they make each other laugh or they at least pretend they do and people, I guess, people but i guess go almost be funny i don't

there's a lot of there's definitely a lot of common denominator and i think radio teaches that as much as anything i don't think it's just a matter of the radio hall of that i don't mean to jump in sorry about that i just totally interrupted you guys uh... to your let me ask to this uh... would you like the opportunity to go against that show he i think so. I'm afraid I would get my ass kicked because I don't understand it. I don't know why it works.

I can't do it. And Odie, because I've had people say to me, oh my God, you'd kill them. But we were against them for a long time. And we both were doing very well. I mean, they threw us out of their way. When they hired them, they gave me a great job doing afterings in the sports station, which I didn't want to do, and they let Mike go. And so they really opened the gates for them, which is a great position to be in.

I mean, I've never had anyone do that for me, but ever since then, I've had to say, oh, my God, you'd kill them. And I was like, well, we never killed them before. I mean, they built up over time. We killed them for a whole time and they were doing better enough to get desirable enough for Rift 1 to hire them to get their lower demos. But now I feel like there's so much more to our show that I can't imagine they could be with us, but they did for whatever reason. Gotcha.

I don't know. I don't believe in what would be them. Here's the deal, Drew. You're just not adji enough. These guys are so, they're so adji. Do you know the catchphrase they have a rip cord? I never knew what that meant. I should have gone to YouTube.

I have the answer for you. Oh, god. Listen, if you have kids in the car right now, you know, maybe skip a hat a couple of minutes. Let's get to real idea. This video is all about why people say rip-court when they call into the Dave and Chuck the Freak show. This one's a little graphic and not for young reviewers.

It happened when we were doing show about weird sexual experiences. A lesser named Gary called in. It was a story about his buddy. He hipped up with some girl and they decided to get it on. She was freaking. She's into beats Then go up your butt. Yeah, she pulled out anal beat. I wish we had something James had some James had some James

Well, they're not really so hard up you get the idea they just threw beads at one of the guys in this video Prop comedy watch out Cara top this video. She put some of this. Prop comedy. Watch out, Carrotop. Good, good job. Busy, he's about to reach his big moment. She rips them out of him and yells, rip! Are you kidding me?

He then released himself all over the bed and thinks it's got crazy from there. Let me tell you that, Mike. So there you go. That's why people say rip-cord when they call in David Junkaprie. You guys were talking earlier about made up shit. Yeah. Do you think some of this shit's a little made up? I think that story's fake. Yeah. I'm not the callers sometimes because they will take

long strings of callers. And in my opinion, it always been that if a call relies on colors it can't be that good because a caller should not be better than the host they just shouldn't be if somebody says the colors of the star of the show that means the show's not that good to me personally I hate the colors sound fake I don't play voice mail until I do the show is over because I fucking hate the colors the colors are the worst part of at each other Let's do they did this one segment. They're like tell us about a time you told the police the truth and there was five calls in a row That was like so I had some weed on me and the cop was like what do you got on you?

But I got weed. All right have a good day. All right. It's not a good story It's not a good anecdote dude. Why are you calling you to a radio show? Not a good story. It's not a good anecdote dude. Why are you calling it a radio show? Yeah. I just do 20 calls in a row on cookies. Your favorite cookies. Oh yeah.

Oh, cares. Martha, this guy likes Oreos too. Get in here quick. He's gonna hang out. Oh. Oh. He gives a shit. Oh my God.

I'm sorry Eric, was I interrupting you? No, no, no, I was just, I was just kind of, further go down that road that, you know, a lot of times when we used to take calls, I used to hate that because it always seemed like the momentum of the show would die. So I always felt the need to tell, say, how bad that sucked or say, you know,

hang up on this guy or something like that. I'm sure you've done that too. They don't do that. They don't ever, they let the people talk for like huge amounts of time now i will say this about how it's turned one of the best things he does is he if somebody is boring him on the phone he tells them they're boring or he hangs up on them and i can't and one entirely endorse that you're saving everyone

listening the trouble of listening to a completely boring never ending story the trouble of listening to a completely boring, never-ending story. Looking around with it. Okay, it's rude, but so what? It's really polite because you're saving everyone. Well, it's funny for 99.999999% of the audience. It's the one caller. It's Pistoph, it gives a shits.

Yeah, who cares? Exactly. Carl, I've got just a little clip. This is going to seem like real nitpicky, but we've pretty much said quite a bit about these guys. If you could play my short clip number 24, please. No, got it.

There's probably a lot to it. It's probably the right time to borrow a chunk of change. Okay. I know you're Canadian, but it's not borrow. All right. I don't give a fuck. It's borrow. Oh, not borrow.

Oh, you fucking canook. Is that what this is a boot? Is that what this whole thing is a boot Everything else sounds fine. Why do we say bore oh? I Know it's terrible. Have you guys been on this if you guys been on Dave and Chuck since an hour and twenty minutes ago I had some tactical issues that slowed us down a little bit I knew we'd be having a lot to talk about with these guys That's really good actually because I was thinking kind of when these guys are getting on a stuttering genre now because I got

I wanted to cut out. I just want to jump in and have my two sons now Cuts the cuts how many cuts do you have between the two of us over 60? So there's a lot to talk about but I do want to say Drew. Thank you so much for coming on I I should have respected your time better I do have one more clip that I want to play for you. This is from our friend Corey Soft Weekly. Okay, he has a voice smell for you. And it's in reference to on your show,

I didn't bring it up because I didn't think it was that big a deal. But you would ask if I had ever reviewed the Davelty Roth podcast. And brand on, of course, yeah, he did. In fact, it was your idea so Corey wanted to remind you of that. Hey I know you were just on Drew and Mike and you were recapping the Roth Show episode 188 a few days before that I was listening and Drew couldn't even remember that you had done a raw show. That tiny hand producer, brand-on quickly told him,

yeah, yeah, you had. And I remembered it too, so I went back and listened. You mentioned him not once. The only show made specifically for my friend, Drew Lane, not twice. This was a suggestion from Drew Lane from the Drew and Mike show, but the rice I've been talking a lot about Drew and Mike, this show out of Detroit, and he didn't even remember that you

did one. Just telling thanks for listening to the podcast. All right, call me back. Thanks for listening to the podcast Drew. Welcome, I listen to the whole show by the way, so I've been the worst. That's okay. I've seen it from out of this format. Here's a go. It sounds great. Thanks so much for coming on to Drew and Mike. Everybody check out the Drew and Mike podcast. And I believe it's Drew and Mike podcast.com.

Where people can find you. Is that right? Yeah, he's gone. I'll check for you a whole second. I'm still here. It's in a Drew and Mike podcast.com or Drew and Mike show.com both work. Yeah, perfect. By the way, hey, do you get your logo up on Apple iTunes or whatever was it was no is the more important chartables page

Charitable Drew was pissed at you about that mark The poor mark. It's so much grief for that. It's got killed over that. I'll leave them alone. He realizes it was the most important priority of a day. Uh, you know, by the way, yeah, and congrats on your Wolverines are doing great. Yeah, we'll see. You know, now you just jinxed them. All right, bro. See you guys. Thanks for the overtime, buddy. You're the best. I have a feeling we're emptying the cupboard because I have a number of clips that I want you to play in a row, please. Let's do it

11 to 15 fire it will Yeah, I think that kind of sums up the show. That's how we should have started this one That's the show summary. So I had a question for you, Eric. Let's say you were on this show. You're one of the mics on Dave and Chuck the freak. And you hear what we just did. You listen to WATP, you found it online or someone sent it to you. Do you bring this up to anyone else on the show?

Would you ask them if they heard it or even let them know that it existed? If we had a really good relationship I might but Understanding that these people probably all make a very good living It might not be worth it, you know, they might just like hey, what what do we really care? Right, you know what I mean? I'm just curious because I know you are personally because we've talked a lot and I think you would be kind of hurt by this. Oh, it would be devastating. So I'm just curious about how you would say anything.

Holy shit. That's why I love I'm so lucky to do this because you know, I mean shit, it's just a wonderful cathartic thing because I'm over here in a room above my garage doing a fucking podcast. I have just a couple more clips that I want to play and then we can move on. But this is just the hackiest of hack jokes because I don't know if you know this Eric, but in Texas, you get a gun everywhere you go. They give you a gun. Yeah, I feel like if you go to a wedding in Texas

or something like that, everybody gets like a complimentary gun. Yeah, it's a, remember, don't fire this until it kisses each other. courtesy of Bobby Jo and Sue. Remember, don't fuck her. This until it kiss each other courtesy of Bob and Joe and Sue. Right. Yeah. Has their name and wedding day. Exactly. Great. And beautiful. Good one. God. Son of a bitch. If Andy had made that joke on my show, I'd be glaring at him still weeks later. You know, what did you do? That's funny. You mentioned that because that's one of the things that I'm really, I really like a lot about the Tim Dylan podcast because whenever Ben says something that's stupid

He goes you provide nothing you Everything you say is terrible. How does that feel? Which is great. I wish these guys at one point in the show would just go what why did you just say that, or have a drop or something to let them know that they suck? There's been no laughs! What do you mean, I'm not? Exactly. They need more car crash drops on the show. Is there anything else that you wanted to play?

You have more clips out here. Anything we didn't get to. No, we pretty much covered it all. Everything else was kind of like, one would lead to the other. Let's see, I've got an example number 27 of the whole. God, I shouldn't say that. Lisa sucking the air out of the room in this clip number 27. All right. So Eric just said this is the whole Lisa sucking the air out of the room. But if you haven't been able to make music in years anyway, like successfully, is that

really giving up your dreams? Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah, not today, but that's it. She's the worst. I don't know why she's on the show. It's jarring because the harsh juxtaposition of crazy nutty guys screaming and yelling and laughing each other man that all yeah

the the pulling a die to my take was was spot on oh man alright fucking i'll play one more clip because i have a bunch more out here too like he said there's like everything you can clip because everything's a stupid You can't believe this is a radio show They're talking to this guy who's in prison down in Florida Because he's listening to the show so he calls it okay, and they're asking him about how the how's the food?

The guy goes all the food is terrible. What's the worst thing all the grits their grits. That's a great year. One grits. You go to school, malice, it's just like a solid chunk of grits. Oh, God, one grit. Big grit. Yeah, and they're yellow grits. They swear that they're cheese grits, but they do not taste like cheese. Oh, no, that's not cheese.

They're not cheese. Yeah, we know it's not cheese, right? They're not cheese. They're not cheese. They're not cheese. But it's a large lady urine. That's not huge huge, but it's a huge huge, but it's a huge huge, but it's a huge huge, but it's a huge huge, but it's a huge

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a huge, but it's a huge huge, but it's a huge, but it's a huge, but it's a huge huge, but it's a huge, but it's huge, but it's a huge, but it's huge, but it's a huge, but it's huge, but it. It could have been. You know, but I was actually impressed that they actually did that, but. There was one interesting thing with the color from prison. He was calling on his cell phone, which is contraband, and they ask him how he hides it, and he hides it in his butt. And oh my god, this is obviously made up. But then he tells him the type of phone he has, and I looked it up online.

It is the size of your phone. and they make cell phones that are tiny. I think just for prisoners. I don't know what the other use case for it. It's good to know. It's good to know. All right. And with that, I bring you. All right.

This is a show that's called at Laxie. And it's the symbol app. So it's impossible to find. This is the dumbest thing you can do. If you want to be found when people are searching through their podcast app, it's start with some type of symbol as the name of your show. Really, really dumb. But this is on podcast one.

So it's a relatively large show. I would imagine podcast one's a pretty big network And I got Adam Thoreau, Synthesis. I've been eating so well lately. I have been to so many good restaurants. I've had gourmet pizza. I had authentic Mexican. I had gourmet pizza again. And I picked up to take to the park.

Not gourmet, what's the word? Like where it's hand-tossed and thrown in that The whatever that oven is called or it's open You know when you go to like a wood fire grill You know wood fire grill. What's the name of that oven is it a wood fire grill? You know, Woodfire Grill. What's the name of that oven?

Is it a Woodfire Grill? Oh, Jesus. Anyway, that's fun. It's fun laughing to people for sucking. Yes, yes. Let's all overlap, like David Chuck. Buh-ha-ha-ha. Buh-ha-ha-ha.

What a burrow. Buh-ha-ha. I was always on the ass while it has to clap when they're laughing. What? Oh, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Woodfire Grill. Buh-ha-ha. I had a grill. It's firing. That's what it has to clap when they're laughing I would believe it would burn grill

Eric you're natural for this yeah, maybe you should try out. Oh, no. Oh, no Can you imagine if I got it somehow got out of that Joe and just over did it like everything was like Ray Leoto laugh You know oh my god? We should start a campaign where we request that they have Erick Zane on the Dave and Chuck the freak show. Like imagine they just start getting all these things. They're like, you got to get Erick Zane in your show. You know from free beer and hot wings, he's doing a podcast now, he's killing it, he's

loved to be on your show, he's so good on there. And they'd be like, oh, shit. And at first they'd be like, well, whatever we don't care. And then they'd get so many notes just coming in over weeks and weeks and I go, maybe we should look into this guy. He sounds like he'd be really good for our show. He sounds overqualified. He's already been on the radio, no.

He didn't tell me what a microphone is. You know, it's crazy is that guy Andy, he came over one time for Thanksgiving. So we're, he's kind of a chunky guy and he's sitting at the table and the chair broke and so it actually went And then the leg gives out and he was oh that chair let out a little groan. I go little groan. He has busted the fucking chair And oh my god, he's actually a super funny super nice guy and it's like holy shit. It almost seems like There's been talk of him. He's been talking about wanting to do a podcast and do stand-up stuff I don't know if this if the world is long for this show frankly

Why if Andy leaves they can't laugh over each other anymore I just think in general radio stations Aren't gonna want to pay radio people anymore and especially show that it's five people like that. That's the thing that with Drew that I wanted to say to him, but he knows better than I do obviously, but he's talking about how they're successful and they're doing so well. I don't think that's true. Being number one in the morning doesn't mean what it used to mean. There's not a lot of people tuning in for radio. Not at all. Drew was at a great time in radio when you could make a great amount of money and that is awesome.

But I know I'm sure that he's had to live through, okay, we'll wait him and now we're suddenly not making any money. And I can promise you, the reason why it was a gamble that they put that show on in place of Drew and Mike, but they're not paying these people any money. Correct. People that are on that show. They're doing all right, you know.

That was a cost-cutting move on their part to replace Drew and Mike with them. And technically it worked because they got a younger audience, a successful show that sucks tons of dick and they don't pay that much. Speaking of sucking tons of dick and they don't pay that much speaking of sucking tons of dick oh opi had dr. Steve on his show now we talked about this last week the dr. Steve's on the show and then OP's laptop battery died and it ended pretty abruptly.

But this time they do a make good. And so I had to check out this episode. I don't know if you got a chance to listen to this at all. I did listen to a good portion of it. Okay. So in the beginning, OP tells a joke. Now he's watching some YouTube video where a guy, I guess it watching some YouTube video where a guy,

I guess it's a YouTube channel where they help him with his back problems. I wonder how to stretch it out, wow, and things like that. But before we discovered that channel, he was watching this other channel that's a little more homoerotic. And OP tells a joke, he tells it twice, Dr. Steve gives him a pity laugh,

and then he takes a victory lap. I've been to physical therapists, I've done the chiropractor thing, I've done massages, and I've never owned like that. And then it finally hit me, after I watched them for a good 30 or 40 minutes, and I'm like, something's not right here. And they were disguised as some like helpful back Video and the fact is man. It was like Rodic fucking home all erotic Whatever the hell on But it took me 30 or 40 minutes since

Man it this isn't on the up and off. 30 to 40 minutes. I still got it, Steve, come on. Yeah, that's right. He watched, he watched these people over 30 to 40 minutes. Didn't take the first time, so he says to the guys, and he's like, yeah, 30 to 40 minutes, that's funny. You would watch home or on videos like that. Oh yeah, I still got it, bro. I'm still the funny guy. He's been, it's funny, you would watch Home More Rodic videos that I was like, oh yeah, I still got it, bro.

I'm still the sweaty guy. He's a big, big, it's that delivery, which I don't really recall that much when he was doing the OVN anthem. He show it's that, I think you were touched on this or someone else, someone else that his, the way his voice pitches out like that is really bizarre. He's really amped it up.

I was talking about that with his former co-host, Anthony Cumia, where he has this really weird pattern now where he'll be talking about something that he starts to get excited and then, Christian! Like every, but it's like a pattern. You can almost predict it coming without even listening to what he's saying. Yeah, it's really, really rough and and and I like how beat what Dr. Dr. Steve was like, oh, oh, yeah, okay great He's like trying to like just you know, go ahead move on I know and then center Steve calls him out with his olive talk on this clip

He was a big martini drinker, but he hated the olives and And I would eat the green olives and that's what and now I absolutely love olives But I never I never liked the olives before I started taking them out of Jay's Martini. Yeah, well you can have them in bloody Mary's. This is a fascinating topic by the way But I'm sure everyone is thrilled with it That is like why are we talking about that? So open is one is they all of four times yeah Yeah, he says it a bunch more times after Diatrus, he goes, all right, can we move on

and talk about something else? Yeah. He and he went on to say, hey, you know, you're wondering why I'm saying olives. That's because, and he explains, I guess he went on a trip. He didn't like that they kept talking about olives all the time and olive trees and olive oil.

So, he's like getting back at them through this podcast by saying All is is that what I'm understanding. Yeah, he went to Greece We're all very important to them And now we show that I Predecessor line. It's the whole idea. I'm gonna stick it to him by saying it weird. What the fuck is that? I mean, he's only fucking over his listeners, which is just me. Yeah, Greece isn't listening to you show right I mean he's only fucking over his listeners, which is just me. Yeah, Greece isn't listening to your show. Right. So then Greece he gets into some really spicy tomato talk and

This is one of those takes that I'm like, oh, we save this one for the stage my friend This should go right up in your stand-up routine. A tick and a spider should just be called insects I don't give a crap why they're not that they're insects and just like tomatoes should just be called insects. I don't give a crap why they're not, they're insects. And just like tomatoes should just be called a vegetable at this point. Shut up. I know why it's a fruit, but no one looks at it tomato and goes, oh, you know, let me get some fruit. I'm gonna get some oranges, some apples, and some tomatoes. So let's just all acknowledge that it really is a vegetable.

So let's just... We call them whatever you wanna call them. They don't Yeah, no one cares What's the deal with ticks because ticks look like an insect, but actually That was literally the conversation he was having It's not just team. What's up with scientistsing me they're not insects and Steve's like, yeah, I know, well, they're telling me they're not,

but whatever, you can call it whenever you want. I don't care. Oh, man. So funny. And then, and then, and then, I'll be put some on the spot and he goes, Hey, Steve, Jack, go ahead and give me three things you learned. Bob, Bob, Dini. Yes, because you go there. and give me three things you learned about my teenage.

I guess, because you go there, I took, we went to this thing where they taught you how to make my teenage. And so, I hope he's like, oh, that's, that's not amazing. Tell me about that. And he's like, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah. Steve, it's like a, between two ferns. It's one of those. Yeah. So then, because he's on vacation,, Opie wants to talk vacation stories. So he's like, oh, I'll tell you about this one time. We go out and we go on this island and we have to take this boat there.

And then we're coming back and the boat slows down. And this chick is blowing the guy who's driving the boat. And it was like, it tells us a crazy story. The doctor's Steve got blessed the guy. He comes in with his vacation. Sorry, it's so pathetic. That was a crazy story. The doctor's stew got blessed, the guy. He comes in with his vacation story. It's so pathetic. I did go on a booze cruise and told the woman

that I took to the Bahamas with me that I loved her. And that was stupid, but it kind of ruined the rest of the show. I mean, the rest of the week. Why? Well, she didn't say it back and we'd only known each other a week. It was stupid.

What? No. The doctor's seen that's something's story to tell. It goes, why? Yeah, I mean, you hear that? Yeah. That was not the story to tell in that scenario. Or the question to ask.

Why? I was watching this guy get blown by this chicken broad daylight. What did you do? I was really awkward with a girl I'd known for a week and she doesn't talk to me anymore. Yeah, if Hopi was any good, he would say, yeah, that's fucking horrible. That's a stupid scheme. You know, he busted about it. Right. And said he wants more info.

Who? Hey, who doesn't love Dr. Steve? All right, so this is a great part of the show. This is near the end of it, we got this far do it. But Dr. Steve's phone goes off. And OP is like, dude, you gotta turn off your phone. Well, it turns out Steve can't turn his phone off. And we got her back to her room. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. My kid's calling. Oh my. See, I turn everything off. I can. I'm on call. You know what? All right, so you just heard him say I can't draw my phone. I'm on call. He's a doctor.

Yeah. You think there's an emergency a medical emergency. No, listen to why he's on call. I gotta get this. I'm so sorry. Can you edit this out? I feel like right now. Okay, I'll do it right now. I'm much. By the way, I'm positive again because I think we can put together an entire compilation of Dr. Stephen and other people's shows and going, can we edit this out? He's like five times in Cardiff Electric. I'm sure you're gonna edit this out, right? We're gonna edit this out. I just leave it and I love that. I'm much. Oh Jesus. For what? Okay. Oh, okay, okay, okay, you got it.

Okay, right, bye buddy. We're cheese. Okay, sorry. What, you have to go? No, I have to put money in my son's account because he's at the jewelers with his girlfriends and he doesn't have enough money as a cat. What do you mean a jeweler?

I guess he's buying her something for the- What do you mean for the first three? You know, what do you mean a jeweler? I guess he's buying her something. What do you mean a jeweler? So he's a guy who sells jewelry to people on New Works and a jewelry store.'t get married to that bitch. Don't buy you a fucking ring. So the funniest part about that is he's on vacation with his son, who's 18, and he's with his girlfriend, and they're out shopping for shit for her. And he's like, hey, dead, give me more money

because I'm buying jewelry for my girlfriend. And that was the emergency call that Dr. Steve had to take while I have the OP radio podcast. Wow. That was great. I know. And you know what, when he was, when it, did you notice that when he took the call,

it suddenly, it was just him talking one side of the conversation, it suddenly felt like this was a listenable enjoyable podcast. Yeah, right. Yes. It's like, oh, he's not talking anymore. This is fun.

So this is pretty funny. Once again, Opie cuts out of his own show at the end of it. And right before that, he's talking to him about coming to Chicago. And I love that Dr. Steve works in a Vinnie Paulino reference. Edibles. Oh, not legal in my state. Now, when I'm just Chicago, who a concert, I did, it was Vicki,

Vinnie Paulino live and they do have legal, you know, podcast dispensaries there. Well done, sir. All right. It would have been on my bucket list since the 60s to buy You know, pot dispensary it's there. Well done, sir. All right. It would have been on my bucket list since the 60s to buy pot legally. So I bought a thing at Edibles and I did want it two in the morning. And I woke up at six so paranoid and just crawling out of my skin saying,

oh my god, you know, I got COVID at this thing. I've given everybody COVID how am I going to get home? I'm going to have to drive home. I flew. What do I do with my with the car? And then I kept COVID at this thing. I've given everybody COVID how am I gonna get home? I'm gonna have to drive home. I flew what do I do with my, with the car. And then I kept hearing music underneath me. It was probably just a rathly air conditioner, but it sounded like someone was playing, like disco music at four or six in the morning.

And I said never again. So I gave my little packet of edibles away and that's the end of me. Who do they give that to? Was it Vinnie? Probably. I remember him giving me a way and I was like, that's away and that's the end of me. Who do they give that to? Was it Vinnie? Probably. I remember him giving me no away and I was like, that's your Steve, you gave it for me.

What the, okay. What am I invisible? What the fuck? Someone on the chat wrote, play this clip for his next patient. That's what I heard. All right, so, so, Opie goes away and that just sees us as an opportunity.

I was already thrown in the Vinnie Paul You know reference, which is a great love that you don't have to do anything more than that, but he does anyway I gotta go y'all that's hilarious. Hello John field. Okay, Josh. Well, thank you my friend Send in those super chats. I gotta go to DC and talk to all those two thoughts I got to go to DC and talk to all those doots. Oh, what the hell, dude. And this is from OP Show, so he left this in this time. Wow. Because I point out last week that he cut some of the stuff out that was references to

Stuttering John. And he gets one more in too. Hey, thanks, Jamie Lynn. I got to go, y'all. I'm late for my daftry. Thanks for just going to close out this thing. Thanks for coming to beer on the balcony I guess all right

Nice beer on the balcony reference. I'll be left that in Good on you. It is That is that's remarkable that this all happens and then he takes the recorded material and post it He truly doesn't give a fuck or doesn't know any better I don't know what it is because he did cut it out of the last show it seemed purposely but Maybe you left it in there because I ragged at him for editing it out. So now he's just like I don't know anything out I don't care There's there is something about his lack of care on this presentation that's somewhat

Enviable to I will say that it sounds like shit has. But wow, he does not give a shit about anything. He did acknowledge my existence, oh, he did for the first time. And we played it on the bonus show that I did with Kroge. I just want to point out that we've been talking about Southern John was in Florida because he got paid and put up in a nice hotel to do a podcast. And we were like, what podcast is that gonna be?

Well, it came out. It's a two-parter, and each part is over two hours. This interview was set during John. Krozen and I reviewed part one yesterday. It's worth the $5 plus when you sign up for our Patreon, you get all of the other shows, everything else we've ever done is all up there. You get it all when you sign up.

This is totally worth it because John is so drunk on this guy's show. And he goes after everyone. There's no asshole unturned on this show. He calls everyone of the asshole. It's so fucking funny and he gets drunker and drunker until, and I'm gonna spoil her, the host runs out of beers.

Cause at first he's drinking coarse light like he enjoys and then there's like a random Budweiser and there's anything so like,'s just like new beers to show up in front of him as the show's going and he's slurring and he's out over the place and then finally he's like you got another Budweiser and the guy goes I guess we're all out of Budweiser. Oh, I fucking killing me man. And then the guy starts to ask me about the tonight show. He's like, can we wrap this up? I've gonna, we should go, I'll get some food and drink. So it's amazing.

And you have to check it out. Actually, I have a clip just to show you how funny Sittering John is when he's on and someone else's show. What happened with Jackie? Because that was kind of, you know, I was young at the time. So like, I know he left. He, I mean, to be honest with you, he He was kind of he wasn't really that funny to me. Jacky made The biggest blunder in show business history. He decided to enter it

That's a joke Of course it's funny. The host turns to his buddy and goes, did you get that joke? And the joke was, yeah, of course he did. Everyone gets my jokes. It's so poorly, nobody got it. Not a good joke.

Anyway, we, man, we went out an hour and a half on this and the beautiful part is we only covered part one. Part two, I haven't watched yet, but I started watching the very beginning and when it starts, this is the beautiful part is we only covered part one part two I haven't watched yet but I started watching the very beginning and when it starts this is the next day because I guess it's starting to crash at this guy's house instead of staying at the hotel to this guy paid for so they get up and they do another podcast I don't know if he paid him more money or John fell guilty about getting blackout drunk on the first one whatever so he's sitting there there's

six course lights in front of the start the show one of them is open so he's sitting there there's six course lights in front of the start the show one of them is open So he's planning on drinking six course light over the next two hours. I can't wait to see this I'm very because people in the disc order say they've watched part two and he gets even drunker Which is surprising man cuz he is a pretty drunk Jesus How long is this guy gonna live do you do you have a do you have like have you ever done a death pool? Yes, yes, in fact, who do I have in the death? Well, I always forgot you got Eric's and I think

Well, I've only got one kidney so no, you know what I think I think I have Alex Jones Yes, it's who I have and Andy peckd. They're still doing John or Andy's got someone Okay, now I forgot probably got Carl Ruiz. I probably owe him 50 bucks I'm going to see Mark Norman tonight with Andy. I'll find out who he's got. I got to keep reminding myself when I owe him money Because I never know anyway. That is on the bonus. We also talk about some Patrick Michael. He's got a brand new show called The Other Show. And then there was a briefcase episode or two that Kroge pulled some clips from.

So if you're missing Suttering John and Patrick Michael this week, I assure you we talked about them a lot. And check out the bonus episode on Patreon. And Eric, you're also on Patreon. Yes, sir, I am. Thank you. You do bonus shows on there. I do. My Patreon is kind of like, I try to make it like an accompaniment to the daily

podcast. So I put a lot up because I'm trying to get people to listen to less radio and more podcasting. And you do a lot of podcasts because you do a daily show. Yeah, yeah. I would say this week, actually time on microphone is probably 20 hours this week. That's amazing. You do 20 hours on your show and on the Patreon, right? Correct.

Correct. You've done what, two shows for compound media now on Anthony Kumia's network? I am very fortunate. Yes. The first one was the pilot's second one. They said, all right, we need another look. You know, and until I always send these shows along and then I'm like, boy, I just hope that it that the jokes land enough that I can get another one. And it sits fun. It's style looking at the camera and I enjoy it. They've been very, very good to me. Is the second one up already? It is up already under us. So if you're a compound listener, you go under collections, pilot shows and then I am now I've got episode 001. So I'm hoping there's a 002 if this one goes well. I will check that

out. I checked out your first one. I thought it was fantastic. So I owe it to you fuckers. So I tell you what I never let anybody forget that shit. Thank you again. But I what I wanted to say is how much work you do. So you're doing the air because they ain't show every day. You're doing this stuff for compound. You're gonna be on the creep off this week coming up because I'm on vacation. So you and Vinnie are gonna go at it on the creep off. Yes. I'm excited about, because if I can not have to be there, like that's the no show. I feel like I'm in the mafia. I got a no show podcast, it's great.

You know, and I'm excited about this. I've got three that I'm considering to be for the creep off. And I said that the one that makes me the most hard will be who I go with on the creep buff. Crows. Alright, good promo. Alright, Eric's going to be a boulder guy on the creep. Are you a boulder guy?

So definitely check that out. Isn't that sick. Now the reason why I wanted to go through these plugs is because now I need to call you out. And I did this to brand down as well. I went on the Drew and Mike show and called him out for the same thing You came to my live show, which I so appreciate you made the drive came out to Lombard, Illinois To watch who are these podcasts live and I really appreciate I got to meet you in person and when we talked afterwards

But you really love to be hanging what I need to do buddy. to meet Dr. Steven Persson last night for the first time. And it did not disappoint at all. Is Eric Zane here? Eric Zane, I thought I saw him in the back. Did he like get up and leave before the show? Did he think the show's over? Just because we played the closing song and presented that was over? Did he think it's over?

Oh no, all the people I thought would be here aren't here. What about this guy? Okay, here's what happened. Yeah, I know what happened because Brad not told me you grabbed him It said hey, let's chat outside I tried to try to try to I tried to touch the you. No one's there. Oh, you're gonna smack. No, that is all my fault. I didn't think it you were quite done yet,

but I should have known. That is such a blunder. I owe you big time. Now, what a stupid, limp dick thing to do. It's just the worst. You don't owe me anything, dude. I just wanted to bust your balls. Someone wrote, and then we all laughed at Carl and the pigs blood fell from the ceiling

That's carry right yeah, it's a carry reference. Sorry. I want to make sure I got that one. That's great Oh fuck. Yeah, sorry, Carl. No, you're fine. All right, so let's talk about what we accomplished today. We talked about Dave and Chuck the freak. We got the great Drew Lainon to talk about Dave and Chuck the freak and his observations from what's in the show. We got into OP, OP talking to Dr. Steve.

I talked about how I talked about Settling John and I also talked about how I talked about Patrick Michael We talked about Eric leaving me hanging at the live show. So you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show But I have to say that Kurt of Electric sent in a new teaser drop for us. I have not listened to this yet because literally the email came in after we started the show, so this will be a surprise for all of us. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show, brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. Hold on to some of the most famous podcasts on the internet today. Like the Cardiff Electric Podcast, the Carloft.

Whom are these podcasts? The Joe Rogan Experience. And coming soon, Strange Medicine. The T. The T. The T. The T. The T.

The T. The T. The T. The T. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP, possibly on whom are these podcasts as well. It sounds like this.

All right, well, that might be the new drop for that. It's pretty good. Oh, what? You know, I love that so much. It seems like anybody who is aware of Cardiff Electric, they get to a point when they, it's something clicks. And they go, ah, I get it. That was me. That was you when you, when you, when you think of it out.

I'm like, oh, I get it. All right, fucking, hey, I love them. Hashtag Unblock Cardiff. All right, here is a clip from the show we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. It is just the, the boys this morning again. Jackie is out. Although we may hear from her a little bit later on this morning. A little ring of lean. Maybe. How's the voice? Oh, that's the biggest issue. The voice remains remains weak.

What needs that for this job? Well, I would basically say it's the one requirement. I mean, you know, I don't know you've heard me I could come in at half a voice and do all right, right? So there's that but yeah This is JTD in the morning with Jackie Tony and Donnie This came in from Neil Gasro the second and, and what he said was, I was looking up old open Anthony, Jacktober bits on YouTube and again listen to the 2011, Jacktober segment highlighting 100.3, the peak with Jackie, Tony and Donnie, who have the infamous honor of being the first show getting their Facebook pages destroyed during the segment,

which is one of the things that used to happen during Jacktober's, the trolls would go out and post a lot of really ridiculous shit on Facebook pages, and then they'd have to take them down. So this is, this is the show still on the air and they're still putting out episodes, and it was Jacktober back in 2011, 10 years ago, and we'll be revisiting that one on our, our Jacktober crusade throughout the month of October. Yes. Inek Kev says I thought Fez was dead. Yeah, did it sound like that? He definitely gave off a very fuzzy. Yeah, got got arrested so he's awesome.

He was great until we got really weird, but he used to be great. Weird. All right, so the year Xame show people should check that out wherever they can. You also do a live stream, probably on Facebook use to be great. Yeah, the weird. All right, so the Ericsane show, people should check that out wherever they can. You also do a live stream, probably on Facebook and stuff like that. Yeah, all the usual. You can find it all at my website, ericsaneshow.com. And I'm actually in the process of switching the livestream over to Twitch. It won't be too long until that happens.

Nice. It's all on the website, you know, whatever. Very good. People should check out. The Ericsane show, when he talks about, is crazy escapades, driving a limo. know, whatever. Very good. People should check out. The Eric Zane show when he talks about his crazy escapades driving a limo. Oh, God. I'm driving limo this weekend, actually.

All right. What are you going to do? Like, now, driving, I got picking up a bachelor at party. Oh, my. Those are the best. Those are the best. Those are the best.

I wanted to end with you getting a blow job at the front driving them home. Oh, my God. I would be so dead. My wife would kill me. Well, okay, we'll just whisper it then. Whispering the story. Don't say it loudly. No, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna get a blowjob idiot. Oh right, okay, that makes sense. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's it for. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-visse of Morning Radio. Get down and show these folks right now.

Mm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Card of his action. If we have any reviews, Victor, I don't see her yet,

but you know what, I'm gonna give her a chance to hop on as we find out what's going on on the internet. Internet news. Internet news. From the who are these podcasts Facebook group Chad Theorizes? I think the W-A-T-P effect can be a thing now. It's what happens to people after they guest host an episode with Carl before guest hosting. Yeah, I know Carl. He's a great guy.

Talented, funny, and quite the sense of humor. After guest hosting? Fuck you Carl, I hope you die slowly in a house fire. I wasted multiple hours listening to a shitty podcast to make clips for your show. I'll never get that time back. Rob reports. Just went on a listening marathon of the Cardiff Electric podcast. Great show. Gonna go over the episodes again. My guess is the guy is from Wisconsin.

I hear his accent, LOL. He does not like Carl love though. Great show. Gonna go over the episodes again. My guess is the guy is from Wisconsin. I hear his accent, LOL. He does not like Carla, though. Bert comments, it's one of the most famous podcasts on the internet today for a reason. Anthony says, I think it's Vinnie. Nick states, it's producer Chris. From the Discord Weekly discussion, Dr. Quarty writes, Tab was pretty good on this week's show.

Not anywhere near as much of an edge lord as he was on some of his text combos I've seen on this discord. Next grotto breaks it down. Basically how co-hosts don't suck is that they, one, do the homework, two, let Carl set up jokes, three, yes and. So Gino and Shuley and Zumak all blow.

Anyone else is at least fun, but tabbed it good. And Arcona in the subreddit has some notes regarding the latest duttering John deepfakes. I don't like it one bit. Chris is projecting a bathed and deodorized John that does not exist in reality. Where's the canned ham-like rounded face? Where are the beads of sweat on his lips? The sweat stains on the shirt, the stink lines that radiate from John.

Christ, I can see synapse in Chris' eyes. John's eyes are like coal. Luck inside, brags. You can't fool me, Carl. I know this isn't stuttering, John. There are no watermarks on that background. Deeply unprincipled, asks us to vote for the most likely WAATP spin-off podcast,

will it be Doug and Kaya's racist family hour? Producer Chris, one hour, three words, Andy Tux, Shet, Croge, the Ginger Grinch, or Joe, living in the shadow of the goat. Regarding episode 280, M.O.X notes, the amount of cocaine required for Carl to edit this episode must have been slightly more than normal. Chico Ruizing asks, did Carl record at Eric the Midget Studios? And Dan Gremisly plays us out with, he recorded at Carlson, Vinnie spilled his hot, fudge sundae all over the router. Yeah, I should have mentioned the deep,

we had new deep fake videos. We put one out every single day to our out all right I'll get one up later after the show and Vic is there to be found so Cardiff Electric are you there buddy? I am here. How are you I am well? Cardiff. Don't you have a day job or something? What are you doing? Any jobs I know that you run a whole podcast network, but still. We're actually doing construction on the studios right now. Okay. Sure, Joe Rogues excited to get in.

Oh, you can. I'm going on vacation. I'm flying to Charleston, South Carolina with my lovely wife, and Andy and his lovely wife. And we're going to have a little vacation down there. That sounds great. Good point. Did you have reviews you wanted to read for us since Vic is MIA? I do.

Great. Our first review from the internet, Dave Yon, cool concept, horrible execution. This podcast, equivalent of the fat and out of shape guy, criticizing the fit bodybuilders technique. One, no, how you doing the countdown? I think that's all I want, side review. Yes it is. Yeah.

God damn it. Hashtag, our next review from the internet. Hashtag. Carl Barton. Hahaha. At 56 minutes and 37 seconds. Of the song versus song bonus episode. The nervous chuckles.

Give it away. I'm too listen for that. I was unaware. One. Two. That's a five-star review. It's because it's a bonus episode. That is a five-star review. Yes. We're crushing it today. Well, why are you ready against me, Garnif? I promote your show more than anybody. That's what you call it. Go out. Sorry.

The next for you from the internet. May. Giving it another chance. Listen to... Are you playing the bass over there? What's going on? Oh! It...

Why are you playing a bass guitar? Okay, I guess now everybody knows who I am. I'm here with you from bass player from the US. What? I'm coming back. Jesus Christ. What's going on right now? I'm coming back. Jesus Christ. What's going on right now?

I lost all control. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the deal is not playing the bass during the segment. We never would have found out. You just couldn't help yourself. Huh? All right.

Karen, if anything else, you want to say before me? Oh, yeah. It's a voicemails there rip core Get another chance listen to the first 280 episodes and it hasn't gotten any better since day one Let's see how next week goes before I make my final decision finally doing Dave and Chuck might sway me very good one two, it's a five-star That's a five-star Very good. I like those five

star reviews. Thank you. Keep those coming people. I appreciate it. Vic sucks. Vic sucks. One. That's a review. That's a one. Thank God. God damn you. Did that come from you, Cardiff? No, that's on the internet. You're on the internet. All right, very good sir. Thank you for coming on without us coordinating ahead of time That's the great card of electric from the Cardiff Electric podcast everybody.

Kinda got cracked up there, I don't know. I don't know, I was going up. I think it's a little character a couple of times. I haven't heard that before. What are you talking about character? What are you talking about, Carl? Oh, I don't know, I don't know what I have with that. That's weird.

So Eric, you don't have to hang, you can if you want. Here's what I'm gonna do right now. I didn't listen to these voice mail as yet because it's Friday and I'm behind. That's all right. Actually, I do because I got a what he called new PA for a grand Rapids Griffin hockey game tonight. I do need to pay. I hope that isn't disrespect for not at all my friend. You've hung out too long. You hope to see you're welcome. Pleasure is mine. You are the absolute best. Thank you so much, buddy. It was great talking to you and I'm sure we'll talk again soon.

Indeed, Chris, talk to you. Okay, buddy. Thanks, Eric. We'll see you. All right, guys, see you. So, Chris, are you packing up, too? Is everyone leaving? What gave it away?

Can a man just sneak out of the room? David. Anyway, I'm going to place of voicemails here. Hey, Kyle with a K to Jeff with a J. I'm listening to episode 184 and I just realized that I too have pronouncing picture and picture wrong. A couple of thanks for choosing the way I look at my life. Have a nice day. a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing. I'm doing a lot of things that I'm doing once again, and I would like to, after re-listening to the last 15 episodes and also remembering that we don't exactly know where he is, I would like to re-nig on my proposal of Frank

Hassel, of Hassel Doctrine to be contacted and be brought into the fray of trolling Patrick Michael. Sorry, sorry Carl, I forgot that you wanted everyone to lay off them. I'm sure it's too late now, but still, sorry. I would like to actually re-send my request to have Frank Hassel, a petrol doctrine, and be implemented, contacted, maybe even co-host. He made two appearances on the ditch, he was a funny guy. And maybe he had him sent to a certain stuttering fuck face who was dumb enough to tell people what bar he goes to daily and that he may be going to DC to hassle people.

Because if I want to guy who's going to hassle see that hassle people because i want to go to the hassle people what better then fricassal uh... i think i'm taking to one of our i have a good joe so good uh...

uh... fricassal i did he listen to the show i don't even know if he does then you know it will do something with that that's fun all this is uh... johnny i have to say big kids are ten out of ten cases

nine out of ten calling you uh... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, both the review girls have nice tips, so we can all agree on that. Carl, it's Johnny. I'm calling you from Iraq and I felt prior. Then some people walked out to me and I was talking about Casey and Dick's tips. So I fucked up the phone call. Anyway, Dick's tips 11 out of 10. Casey's, eh, eight. Which is happening. I want to see the cocky queen's tips. So you've got a great, great sexy voice and I think we all need to see those kids immediately. Cocky queen sounds like a train wreck and she likes crows. She can get bent.

Oh, I need a fucking chucklehead. But you know, I'm getting your cock wet. You know, I miss a man fish. Oh, we did it for 27 years. I chuckle had left and right. Oh, I'm mad. Oh, that's spot on man. Well, dad, sir, as another long one. So I didn't say this, but my point was I haven't listened to any of these yet. This has not been curated like a normal yet, so we're just going through it. Yo, big day, you know, see, okay,

there's, I just listened to the show. There's gonna be no titty off. All you dumbasses, sorry, Carl, including you, you don't get it. Vic just checked the bitch, because she's a bad bitch. Casey, I assume, stepped out of line, put out a bad vibe on the road show. And Victor's fucking stomped her ass right back into place, showing she's number one. She's the shit Casey. You just a little bit too boring. So, it's not about the titties.

She's not gonna, Vic's not gonna stoop to a tittie off. Jodie did what she did. And Vic was the one who wanted to do it. Fizzle go aside. She's ripped on her woodland crocks. So she fucked up her style as well. And she's just dismissed her right after two quick insults. She's over it. She can't be,

she can't be bothered with your bullshit. So there's no titty-off comment. That I'm kind of looking to get into that sugar daddy game. Boomer, corner guy, if you're in, you're in. If not, option B, route two, you're gonna have to get in that stalker game, jerk off. Can you call that? Like I was a lot of respect for Vic right there. It's impressive. Fuck you, Carl. Alright, that's a pretty good one.

I smell right there, I'm not gonna lie. Carl, what the fuck? A Tomar shit. So fucking boring dude and you were just making fun of that transition But I said the fuck he skip all that fucking traverse shit God damn it. I got so painstaking. Yeah fucking parts no more Myers Tom oh I know they're saying what he was talking about it is like the time my

assignment what the time i was like the best guys things is a community's tried to write jokes alright well everyone has their opinion that's fine hey carol cacke clean i have a question for you. Crush keeps taking my picture and an ice-a-tulps shirt that he cut up so that half of my titties are coming up on the bottom. You said it for a wiener show you guys are doing. Is that

an ice-a-tower or something? I get it. I don't get it. I hate I. I don't get it either. I'm supposed to be the one and I'm the joke, because I'm the fucking show. I don't know what's going on anymore. Where's Amber?

Oh, shit, that creep. That creep keeps calling in. I don't like that. They call this treasure. What was the matter with your eye this week on a thing? It was all over the place. That college... Yeah, I wasn't using my best mic and I wasn't using good Wi-Fi and my board shit the bed

and it was a disaster. And if you guys, anyone who listened live on the Discord and then heard what I put out will tell you what I did was a miracle. I'm not saying it's good but based on what we had and what I turned that into I am padding myself I'm gonna fucking hurt my shoulder padding myself on the back for that performance that editing job took for fucking ever. Hey, Carl, I have a podcast you guys think for you. It's called RIP, really inappropriate parents.

My wife showed it to me. She does some of the fun she should ever, but oh my God, the shit's cram. So there's only about three episodes out right now. Well, it's got good content. I'm just going to give you a little preview. On the second episode, the White has a sore throat because, well, you can probably fill in the whites. Anyways, call me back.

Because she was sucking a bunch of dick. It's that white she hasn't sore throat? I could probably fill in the blanks. I don't know, she got a cold. I don't know what that means. Hello, I just wanted to say that I've been listening to you guys this episode. I've never ever listened to somebody so wild in my life. But I'm fucking love it.

Sir, please turn your radio down, sir. Get your radio down. Hi, Coral. How are you? I'm doing great. I just got my leg. It's a classic. I don't know what you're saying. It just occurred to me and the spirit of Halloween. And I share with you that Tom Myers and his cronies are

some kind of like hell-raiser-esque fucking sadistic media sense of comedy. I think we just don't get. It's like the takes are so lukewarm and unflaunny that it's just like they're fucking jacking the cake. So, that might clear some stuff up, but anyway, hope you all are all fucking yourself. Lock us loose. So you think they're torturing themselves on purpose? That's an interesting theory. You think they get pleasure from torture? That could be it because I don't know why all those people keep going on this time-i or

show that's never even been close to funny is only cringey every fucking time hey carl is uh... millennial math year hey uh... i don't remember if it was fucking this week's episode last week's episode of what's up with it was but i remember you said something about somebody losing their leg yeah that they're like i think i've been ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha late yeah yeah and you said their leg got the cap it is yeah you're right that's stupid anyway keep up the good work anyway call me back I'm stink I'm stupid shit fuck you Carl all right that's gonna wrap up our

voice mail thanks for calling oh no there's one more sorry there's one more thanks for calling it everybody hey Carl it there's one more. Sorry, there's one more. Thanks for calling it, everybody. Hey, Carl. It's your neighbor truck. Hey, just one of the ones you know, you know, internet's back on. I know you were doing something or that creep Vinnie studio. You can you can start borrowing mine again. So I just want to give you a heads up about that. Oh, and just want to let you know that the spectrum told me they cut it off because 18 blackberries were connected. Now I don't have any blackberries. I got a phone and a computer. So I was thinking about my CPU. Do you have eighteen blackers that uh... you know

keep borrowing the internet and uh... let me know if you were nearly not all right take care alright very good people everyone has left me victor show up air xan has gone he's got but things to do. Producer Chris has gone to the comedy club.

So this is just me and the discord. And I want to thank everybody for coming out. I'm very sorry that I just tortured everyone with all of that nonsense. But now you know what I go through. So I gotta go, goodbye, goodbye. Turn it up a little bit, let's hear it. Let's hear the bass.

I can't play any of louder, my mom's sleeping. Oh my god. Yeah, can you play a cup together by the details? It's pretty close. It's pretty good. good.