Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep282 - JTD In The Morning

Episode Date: October 24, 2021

This week we head over to Albuquerque (sp?) to check out the morning radio show / unnecessary podcast featuring Donnie Chase and three other boring people. Get ready to win fantastic prizes and listen closely for the phrase that pays! Jen from the Jingles Department is back to discuss this radio show for children. After that, Opie buys bagels and Stuttering John "interviews" to Jim Norton. We also have Branden from SSOTW to critique Patrick Michael's music and Trixie the Golden Witch to clown the Pro Crastinators Podcast. https://www.youtube.com/c/YggStudio/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That was amazing. It was perfect. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today. What we're reviewing a show called JTD in the morning, a suggestion from Neil Gasro the second. We have both listened to separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Tony Monero, Jackie James, Donnie Chase, and Ryan. Ryan's getting in on the mix now too.

This is a morning show out of Elba Kirky, New Mexico. Do you think you could spell Elba Kirky if I had a gun deer head? New Mexico. Do you think you could spell Elba Kirkki if I had a gun deer head? I know for a fact I could not. There's a cue. There's two cues. Oh, okay. It's the hardest fucking thing to smell. However, that's not the point though guys. I don't want to get into the weeds already. Let's get into this. So this is a morning show. And it's on like a hit station. And's one of these cute, see morning shows. The reason why we're doing it is because it's the very first one they did on October where they had to take their Facebook page down

and think back in 2011. Okay. Back then when Open Anthony would do a jocktober subject, the pests would get on their Facebook page. And I think back then you could like post out of the wall of the Facebook panel, that's still a thing. I haven't been on Facebook in ages, I have been. But people would go on there and they'd post all sorts

of crazy shit, like really ridiculous stuff. And then when they took away that thing, people start commenting on the latest post and putting out ridiculous things in the comments. And then all these stations are just like, we don't know what to do with that anymore. They would just take their entire page down. So that's what we're celebrating

as we continue to do, Jack Topra and who are these podcasts? JTD in the morning. It starts off. Now, this is a radio show that's playing music and of course there's all of this commercials and everything else. So they edit it down to a podcast. It's about an hour long every day that it comes out. Proxy. They call it the best of because they take out all the garbage and it's just them talking. Well, it's gotta be longer than that, right? The show is much longer.

Yeah, so the podcast, yeah. The podcast is just an hour, but it's because they're probably doing a four, five hour show and it's mostly music and advertising. But I thought it was weird that even in the podcast format, they leave in traffic and weather. I thought the same thing. Yeah, right at the very beginning of the show that I listened to, which was Thursday's show,

it starts with traffic and weather. Right now 47 degrees in Albuquerque. A first-figured traffic. Donnie's got that for you on this Thursday morning. What's going on? Well, we still have some trouble going on this morning on Northbound I-25. I say it's our chavisled coal area. Do expect those off-rams to be blocked off.

There's a little bit with detour as they take care of an early morning crash. And then over on Westbound I-40 near tramway, there's a burnt out bus and police are on scene with that. It's over to the right shoulder. If you see anything else, give us a call. Wait a second. There's a burned out bus and police are on the scene and they're just moving on. Can we get some more information on that?

That actually sounds interesting. This was the best of. It's like, right. All right, so for her traffic right now, there's a white Bronco going down south out of the 405, so you might have to pull over to the side because you didn't get a rear view. Watch out for that.

All right, now let's get back to entertainment news. Like, whoa, what are you talking about? It was a Burnout boss. That sounds fascinating I felt the same way I As someone who doesn't live in albacruki. Yeah, I first of all don't know any of you spell albacruki a So far so good

I won't go on and bore you okay I want to take you to the albacruki You couldn't even do it. I cannot do it. I can't. I can't even do it. See, this is exactly what something they would have on their best of show. I know. I wasn't always ready to show some turning into it now.

I can't help it. I'm sorry, John, I broke your flow. What were you gonna say? I was gonna try and spell Albuquerque. Okay, fair. I forget it. I won't do it now. All right.

So I don't live there. Right. I'm listening to this podcast from across the country. Correct. So I listened to 10-13. Alright. So I don't live there. Right. I'm listening to this podcast from across the country. Correct. So I listened to 10 13 October 13th episode. I know what that means. Well, I didn't know if anybody else did. Can you spot it? I got it. Anyway, I mean, I pulled weather and traffic too. So I don't know if you necessarily want to play another one. Welcome to Wednesday, the 13th day of October is JTV in the morning. Chilly start.

If you are, uh, if you need to head out, don't just stay inside. It'll warm up eventually. Uh, highs in the mid 60s. It is 36 right now. The tune skin says I'm surprised Carol can pronounce elbow curkey. It's good joke. So it's cold out there in the desert, but it warms up. That's good to know.

Well, terrific. Good. Very excited. This is something I didn't know about when you live in the desert. You get spiders in your shoes. I've heard of scorpions, but I never heard of spiders. And we have spiders here in the Northeast. That makes shoes though. Not really, I just opened that.

They're not a big shoes. I don't even know what's good for them. A quick PS for you this morning. This is the time of year where the spiders are attempting to find a place to stay warm. As I found this morning, spiders in the shoe are never a good surprise. Always shake your shoes, especially if you leave them in the garage you don't take them inside Just APS. Hey, and you shake it good and you get that like I go in with my hand and pull out the The soul of the shoe and shake it because I have outdoor yard shoes to stay on the porch

Have you ever heard of shaking spiders out of your shoes before I don't think that would work Spenters that just go oh shit. I wasn't holding on Well, I think they're pretty good at that. I would think yuck. I wouldn't like to do that I did actually kind of like Donnie Yeah, so Donnie is like the fans character out here. He's pretty flamboyant pretty over the top I thought he had some funny things but other than that Unfortunately, did you know that Donnie's leaving the show? I did.

I pulled the cup about it. You pulled the cup about it. What do you got? It's number nine. Number nine. Donnie has decided that he is going to do what any person in life should do, and that is continue on in life. He's been going to school for a little while, and he is wanting to achieve his goals of

doing something else outside of radio. Yeah. And so, you know, again... What's it like to have a goal inside of your head? I listen on here. I mean, I was a film for his future. Good for him. I was, let's see, I was, when I made this decision, I was back in 16,

but I'd had one of those days, you know, today's the bad day. And I'd gone to school and I was there at school and I was focusing on algebra. We were doing algebra and I had no idea what was going on. But about 10, 15 minutes through the class, I realized all of my anxiety has gone. Well, he had a bad day on this show. He is the best gig in the world. But he also has a lot of anxiety about it, it seems. Why?

He doesn't have to do anything. Those music beds are probably driving him to drink. There's never a time when music isn't playing in the background. That's how you know these people are boring. Like we gotta have a beat going, we gotta let people know things are happening, we gotta keep this shit moving, there's stuff going on, we promise you, there's music.

I listened to a lot of these episodes, and I did try listening to one actually driving in my car thinking, well, maybe if I'm distracted by actually driving, it won't bother me as much. Okay, it still just is annoying. I can't take it. So Donnie is going to become a social studies teacher and my guess is radio doesn't pay well anymore.

Like to have three people on this morning show. I can't imagine they're making huge salaries. Yeah, but they're bringing Ryan on because of that. Right. Ryan, who I think has another slot during the day on that station. Okay. Well, it's 22 because Donnie's excited

he's training Ryan on how to do his job. Now, Donnie does the traffic reports and also screams about nonsense all the time. Yeah. And he's very excited about training Ryan. It's a lot of Ryan and Ryan. Yeah. I've trained him on a place.

Donnie loves to tell Ryan that he's training his favorite thing now. Oh, that's hilarious. I guess what the funny part is that B doesn't do anything. It's not hard to trade someone. That's like an idiot. So here's what you do, act a fool. Got it, thank you. He'll never be able to top Donnie. No more trading needed Donnie, I got it.

All right, get him at the Donnie the teacher. Donnie, the question I got yesterday and listened to your email bag over and over again. People want to know what grade you are going to teach. Okay, well so I am going for secondary licensure. So that means anything, sometimes it means sixth grade, but typically seventh through high school, and then typically teachers who take that path wind up starting in middle school. So I will probably, that's why I referenced middle school minute ago. I'll probably be teaching at a middle school somewhere. That's not going to go well for it. I mean, I don't

know what middle school is like these days, but I can't imagine this guy's gonna have a good time with those classes. Mm. But there's a reason why he's doing it. BS, gonna miss Donnie when he leaves to pursue his dreams, but let him know teaching is a very rewarding job. Thank you.

Oh. You. So nervous. Yeah, it's okay. Guys, if you know it's gonna be the hardest job I've ever, ever, ever had. It's gonna be harder than the jump you have now. I know that for a fact. 100%.

Is anyone just dream to become a school teacher? That's a lame dream. I feel like, you know what I mean? Like, dreams should be something that's not that attainable. This is like really easy to do. Be careful. Thank you for your service. Yeah, teachers are amazing.

They're all so amazing. Have you seen students do it in serendians? I blame teachers. Oh, okay. All right. You can blame them all you want. So they're asking Jackie at the beginning of this episode about the spiders and the shoes thing

To see what her thoughts are on it, but Jackie's not ready to get into the show just yet Any words of wisdom on this you seem quiet over there Not really I hit myself in the face with an apple core this morning So that's how my morning is going. I'm sorry about your spider thing. Well, that sounds alarming But I too have had a morning's the no I'm just that over here. I'm waiting for the coffee to kick it Can you do that at work? All right, you ready to present? I mean, but I too have had a morning synonymous that over here. I'm waiting for the coffee to kick in. Can you do that at work? All right, you ready to present what you put together for us? Now, I'm having a bad morning. I'm just gonna sit quiet until I feel better.

Like you're at your job. I don't wanna talk right now. And the reason why she couldn't talk is because she had an apple or she's an apple on our way to work every day. And she throws the apple core out of the window. And today, she missed and it came back at hitter. Oh, and now she's all out of sorts. How hard is she throwing this apple? Is she Mariana Rivera? How hard is she driving? She's like, oh my gosh, it actually hurts. Like an Applecore that ricocheted back at you.

What are you talking about? How is that possible? It isn't. And how hard is it to throw an apple around a window that's right next to you? Would she go like the back window behind her or something? So the guy talking about the spiders, that's Tony? Yes, that's Tony. Now they're married, right? Oh, I don't know about that.

They are married. Oh, okay, they have different last names. I didn't know that. They are married. Oh, okay. Only point is, she already knows about the fucking spider and the shoe thing. They look at it.

That's a good point. Do they love together though? Because they sound like they commute differently. If she's driving, maybe he chucked it at her. See now this is making a lot more sense. She's like, I'm not talking to you right now. You know that.

You know I'm not talking to you. Jackie, what do you think about this? I'm not the Apple core. Hahaha. So Jackie's job on the show is to do the entertainment news, which happens often. This is a very entertainment news driven morning show because it's, you know, it's not like the pop station.

It's for middle-aged women who are still really excited about whatever JLo's up to. So this is her getting into her daily dish they call it. She sounds like she's out of breath. I think she was running back into the studio, probably pouring coffee because you know, she needs her coffee so badly. For bandaging her face. And barely got back in time.

All the latest entertainment news. This is the daily dish. Well, Netflix and their CEO have responded to the employee walk out yesterday. Oh, W-A-G-P-A, everybody on to them. Been here the whole time. Why would you say that? Why do you ask? And then I listened to another episode and she just sucks. She just really batted her job. This is the Daily Dish. All right. Well, now that Megan McCain has left the voice and maybe that last page or does the voice said it is the view unless she was on the voice which

it may be a hidden talent. I really should drink more coffee. You want me to run down to the break room every time. Look at him. I appreciate you. I'm really doing anyway. So Megan McCain was not on the voice. That was probably alarming for you. She was on the view. She's not there anymore. And the joke I was going to try to make. Who cares anymore? So it was a.

Epic sale. Yes. It's kind of your job. It's just pull that one thing off. Right. Well, one of the episodes that I listened to, she wasn't on it. Right. She lost her voice.

She was sick. She was sick. Yes. With what we don't know, who cares? Good point. But I do have an example of how Tony probably feels about this daily dish thing. Yeah, because what's it like without Jackie? She's such an integral part of the show. Well, so this is with her.

This is your daily dish. I'm going on with your topic right now. Okay. It's number eight. Who do you think is getting back on stage, Eric Woods' first dog or Celine Dion? Celine Dion. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. So she had talked about this for probably seven minutes straight.

Nobody else interrupted her about dog the bounty hunter being injured looking for Brian Laundry. Yeah, spoiler alert. He's dead. Dog is dog the bounty hunter. No, Brian Laundry. Okay. Dog is, dog the bounty hunter? No, Brian Laundry. Oh, okay. And Celine Dion, cancelling her residency. Yeah.

On and on and on about this whole thing, and Porton, she's like, I don't know. They were tuned out the entire time. I don't care. That is a dumb question. Well, it's something. Yeah. Air quotes on stage.

Mm. Okay. Okay, yeah, let's compare those two. I'm getting tired of this comparison Yeah. Air quotes on stage. Mm. Okay. Okay. Yeah, let's compare those two. I'm getting tired of this comparison between Celine Dion and dog the bounty hunter. It's too much. Right.

It's when everyone's talking about all the time. It's just too much for me. Board with it. Mm. Is, do you want to play a clip from when Jackie is in there? Cause I mean, I am an listener that I'm interested in what that sounds like. Well, so they also do a thing called guest the number.

Oh, Jesus. It's a call in prize winning part of the show. It goes on and on and on. I had a hard time clipping the show because the clips, I've seen very long. Correct. So believe me when I tell you, this is a shortest I could do.

Okay. So this is number five. There's a lot of prizes. They get a lot of prizes, a lot of call in. People call in, you have to guess the number between one and 10 and it's a number that Don in you have to guess the number between one and ten And it's the number that Donnie pulls out of his head between one and ten. How do they come up with that? I don't know by the way this this show could be run by children

I have multiple examples, but just this game alone is a game of childhood play I think a child actually called in on one of the episodes. I listened to you about Halloween candy, but please continue All right, guess how many figures I have my body? Yeah, I'm just a little free. All right, guess the number. Good, how are you this morning? I am great. The guess the number between one and ten game, very big with the the male demographic.

Oh, yeah. What is your guess? I am going to say seven. What is your guess? I am going to say seven. What is your name? Jean. Jean out of my head. That is absolutely correct. I will show it to Ryan so that he can see we're not messing around with him. It is definitely the other seven. You are a winner, buddy. Do me a favor. Hang on. No good. Okay. Riveting. Yeah. He won tickets to the boo zoo. Oh, some shit like that. I have. Okay. Let me get into my.

I have a little section on this game time thing that they do. Come to next. We got prizes. Now I was going to do a round of the match game. We've got tickets to what do we have? do we got? We got boo with the zoo. Boo with the zoo. They have tickets for you. You know what'd be scary at the zoo if you had the chimps out? That's how you make a zoo trip scaring. We got McCall's passes.

We got Chris Stapleton concert tickets. We do, true. Sneak peak passes. Why was gonna do the match game? We call it Tony's game day, but you came to just be playing the match game every day. The match game rules. Cool, let's play the match game.

Everyone loves the match game. Well, you should. What a fun game. It's my game day. I get to play the game I want to play. Fair enough. That said, we may have just created a new game here in the studio.

Hit it, hit it, hit it. In honor of the NBA, it is the tip off to the NBA season. Oh, Jackie. Well, Ron has come off the bench. Jackie shooting baskets with her paper, crumbled that paper. Who said what's the distance there? Probably five feet. I had to move the trash can.

We had to move the trash can because Donnie is going to be a teacher. So now we had to meet room for Ryan in the studio. Everything's been rearranged, and now I can't read the trash can. So I've decided instead of feeling defeated, I'm making a game at it. Right, making a game at it. I've gotten pretty good,

but now you put me on the spot and I'm bad at it. So here's the deal. If Jackie makes the basket, you get your choice of prizes. If she misses, we move on to the next person. You're on the radio. There's one funny thing about that that is a guy in the music bed that makes it sound like something exciting might happen Yeah, it's the most boring fucking could you imagine like we were gonna play the match game a perfect radio game to play

Instead right instead they go, but instead we're gonna watch her shoot crumpled a paper into a We're gonna watch her shoot Crubble of paper into a waste basket. Right. I can't see that, and even if I could, I wouldn't want to. I don't know how they can't see that match game would be better for them. They've got their bread summers, they've got their Charles Nelson Riley. Oh, that's for sure. And they've got their... They've got their...

Yeah, the music sounds pretty spot on too. They've got their Richard. So, all right, well, let's see how this goes. 297 325 299 peak it is well Jackie make it or miss. Oh you missed it yeah yes see. Oh this is not going well. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I thought the pick a numbered game was lazy. Yeah! This is the easiest thing possible! So this is a play, anal ring toss on Howard Stern.

Yeah. Are you familiar with that, Jen? Yes, I do. They shove a pole into a stripper's ass, and then throw rings in. And already Lang was the lord of the anal ring, sir. Hilarious bit. The reason why it worked

is because Howard would like commentate it and explain someone's own messos or maybe they just go like this. Ah, hey. Whoa, guys, I can't see what's happening. Could someone explain to me what's going on, please? The theater of the mind. So then someone calls in.

I guess you can't do like anal ring toss anymore, right? You just can't do that anymore. You know they couldn't make pleasing sandals today. You know that Why not So that's someone calls into play this amazing game All right, well, so here's the deal Jackie's gonna take two shots. It's about a seven-foot shot from where she's sitting To the trash can if she makes it either of these two shots you It's about a seven foot shot from where she's sitting to the trash can. If she makes either of these two shots, you get to pick your prize.

Are you ready? I'm ready. Shot number one. Here we go. I don't know if I'm ready. Come on, Jackie. Can I get some M&M? Oh, I'm so sorry.

Okay, I'm going to win. Shot number one is a miss. Shot number one is a miss. Press her's on on shot number two Oh Rebounded it is in Melissa You are Hang on no go anywhere hold on

This is what i mean children could run this radio show This is like children having their own radio show We'll play a game in studio. You call in and we'll tell you if we want or not. Well, children listen to the radio show too. Wikely. Yes, they do. Well, this is another game that is what children would play.

I mean, let's say that they tell us that you have a week, right? A week. Oh, are we going here? Oh, I think so. Okay, then. Hold on, time out, time out. We're playing the pretend game again. It's our favorite game on the show So Morgan Morgan Freeman comes on the TV as the president and he addresses us and he says you got a week Okay, before I lose control that music does mean it's time for random acts. So while we're all playing the pretend last meal game

Oh, we love playing the pretend game here on this show. You guys are all adults. Why do you play the pretend game? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, how much time do they have to fill? How long will the show really? Well, they only have an hour a day that they have to fill. And a lot of it is entertainment news.

And there's also weather and traffic. Because even on the podcast, it is edited poorly, by the way. Poorly edited. Oh, my gosh. The editing is terrible. I have an example. You have examples of that? Yes, I'm jumping ahead and this doesn't need to be a podcast for any reason whatsoever There's no reason I don't go back and listen to this content

Well also within the one day of the podcast and they edited it down to an hour They're still repeating it every 10 minutes. Yeah, the entertainment news. Yeah, that's all the same shit I don't I don't understand the purpose of it. Why is it here? So I do want to talk about the editing in this, because whoever is slapping this shit together does not give a fuck. This inter-turtus not give a fuck about this comes out and no one's listening to it.

So they don't know that it's out of the show. This is a rule. So before we get into that, I want to get into this the pretend game. Now I'm with you, some of these things, they go on and on and on. So what I did is I just pulled a bunch of little clips to kind of take you through this journey. And this journey is the, what would your last meal be?

And these guys don't know how to play that game because they're fucking retarded. So the one guy, Tony, I think, I don't know if he's from Boston, I do know that his wife, Jackie's a huge Red Sox fan. I think Tony's from Boston. She's switched to the White Sox. So he says, well, yeah, the Red Sox actually are out of it. As of last night, fucking Astros are in again. Not that, I mean, there's a lot of Houston fans out there.

Good idea, but they're cheaters. And I hope they die. So the one guy says, oh, fried clams is what I would eat. I guess that's a Boston thing that they do. And they'll go, oh, it's gross. And that goes on for a while. And then finally, Jackie says what her last meal would be. No, okay.

So mine is, it's what I was raised on. Go ahead and judge me, but it's in and out. So it would be the double double. Adele did a three course because she's a woman after my own heart. So, uh, double double fries and I do love the in and out fries, but I'd have to think about specifically which fry depends on my mood. I have a fry for every mood. I have sat fries, I have happy fries. I have, hmm, these are kind of healthy fries and then I have the Salt Lake fries, which are my favorite. And then I have the Salt Lake fries which are my favorite. What would your last meal fries be though? That's what we wanna know.

She has different fries for different moods. Genial woman. Yes. You have different fries depending on which mood you're in that you eat. No. Because that's retarded. It's, yeah, it is.

Oh, I saw you're at the Burger King. What's going on today? What's wrong? Everything okay? Do you wanna talk about it? Do you have a hard day at work with Don King. What's going on today? What's wrong? Do you want to talk about it? Oh, Jim Hard day at work with Donnie. It's going down, man. Carl's got a bad mood flurry. Oh, no, this is funny because Donnie gets really excited about this game of pretend.

Donnie might be the child on the show now that I'm thinking about it. He's very excited to play pretend and Jackie finally calls him out for his voice. You know what, they do have some good bad cakes over there. So you know why not put those on the list too. So I'm not going to get a pack. No, you're not. Well, that okay. This is why I'm starting with you. Do you hear the way he's talking? Cause he is. He's mildly turned on. He's mildly retarded. That's what it is. That's coming from Jackie. Do you hear the way he's talking? Cause he is. Oh, what? He's mildly turned on. He's mildly retarded. That's what he is.

And that's coming from Jackie. Do you hear the way he's talking? Yes. We all hear the way he's talking. Ridiculous. He's going to be a teacher. Oh, that's going to be it. I would, I would like to watch those classes happen.

So this is Donnie's last meal. Now, this is the longer clip because Donnie is a moron and doesn't understand how the what your last meal game is done. So your last day, this is it. Where are you going? This is it. Okay, so I'm swinging through Waterburg and I'm getting me a double meat. It's with some green chili, some mayo, some grilled onions, all that business.

Then I'm going to go get some whole foods pizza because I really do think they do a great job on that one. Um, where else am I going to go? I need to get some green chili chicken into the lot. Okay, it's the last day. It's the last day of living. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Actually because yes, I have come to really enjoy their pizza. I don't know what it is I love the pizza that I mean quite good now There are some good artisan pizzas locally, so I would maybe try to think about some of those, you know Just a couple of don't do to your Your pandering jacess is too like your big toll

Waterburger got some green chili chicken enchiladas. I'm gonna do a red chili Steak and enchiladas as I'm gonna do a red chili steak and the enchiladas as well. Okay, now we gotta get into this, sir. Oh, fucking cares! Why does he think this is good content? This is gonna be riveting. I'm gonna tell you all the restaurants,

I like it. Why are they egging him on? I don't understand. So eventually they tell him, Donnie, that's not how last meal works. You don't just drive around the city all day, picking up food from different places. Yeah, you don't go shopping.

Yeah, so they go, one dessert. You gotta pick one dessert. One dessert. One cake. I'm gonna do cake, I'm gonna do lemon cake. Lemon cake. A lemon with lemon cake. Lemon cake.

Yeah, lemon flavored cake. Well, that's retarded. Lemon cake lemon cake a lemon good lemon cake Yeah lemon flavored cake Well, that's retarded We're lemon guy. I think you want to love and party is what he's looking for No, love and cake is no one's favorite fucking dessert. That's bizarre behavior Did you have a comment? I was gonna say maybe out west it is no don't don't give them the benefit of the doubt Yeah, then we don't we don't do that here. There's no fact checking and there's no benefit of the doubt That's too good because I didn't check any facts Good all right, so at least you got that part down right

All right, do you want to get into the editing that was my that was my whole segment around the pretend game sure so This is the one it's it's a bad edit, but it's also a child. Okay. It's a combo. It's a little bit of both. In about 40 minutes, we will give the wheel of spin. McCall's pass is concert tickets and more up for grabs. Right now, doja cat and sissa, this is Kiss Me More,

100.3 to beat. We hug it this when we love and always just I'm ever taken. All the latest entertainment news. This is the Daily Dish. The Daily Dish brought to you by Cake, Fettish, Cupcakes, and more. That was not the right clip.

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All right, 299-735, 299-P, it is just, good morning to P.V. You're gonna be all right. Hello97325 299 peak and is Good morning to pee Hello, hello. Hi. What is your name? All right, so let's see you go trick-or-treaten. What candy are you looking for? I wish you had said shut up your asshole man I wish you had said, shut up your asshole man. Who gives a shit? So children actually call into the show. Okay.

That's that and old ladies. That's interesting. And middle aged men. So I don't know if this is a bad at it or just a really bad call to action because they're trying to give out their URL and it sounds like they're using their imaging. So on the radio station, whenever you have the callwriters, you have to do the little sing-songy jingle thing for it. But that doesn't work when you're trying to give information out to people.

For more dish, just head to the JTT blog page at 1003- And I just prayed to 997- five. What website am I going to? That was seamless. I have no idea. I wasn't that no lie. I listened to that five times in a row. I'm trying to figure out what this is and now I realize it's probably just the worst at it. As you got the website URL, the interstitial is like, yeah, I kind of hear, put this in over there. Right. It's confusing. And I only have really one more example of that. And it also sums up the whole show for me, which is seven. Big eye there. You got a nice to westbound slowdown northbound 25.

And also southbound is also bunched up pretty good. So do expect those delays. And if you see anything else, call us 8-8-3-0. All the latest entertainment news. This is the daily dish. Sorry. Well, Megan McCain has left the view. This is the lazy Saturdayish. Sorry, well, Megan McCain is left the view. This is the lazy Saturday at the Mercadilly.

So a little peek behind the curtain. I try to get rid of any burps. And this is a thing where when the clip at the end, like you start here in the first syllable of the next word that's going to come in, or there's a breath, and you cut it right in the middle of the breath, and just kind of end abruptly or starts abruptly, I get really meticulous about that.

So when I hear edits like this, I'm like, how much should you not give a shit about this final product? Granted, we're the only people who've ever listened to this in podcasts. Well, right. I mean, now there's more people, but we originally were the only people

to listen to this, but even if I knew no one was ever gonna hear it, all right, well, a lot of prizes at the show. They get very excited about the prizes. A lot of prizes, lots of gossip. There's a wheel of prizes. We have consequences of the creep off. I don't think Vinnie says I never talk about that.

That's all I talk about, the creep off. I know you want to shut up about it. Vinnie and I have this thing called the wheel of consequences. We're all bad things on the wheel. They have a wheel of prizes. For the wheel of prizes. That's that's I don't know. Well, all right.

That's all saying in the innocent class. OK. All right. So let's hear about the wheel of prizes. I think we've already heard some of these actually. What you're calling for is a chance to win those sold out tickets to boo at the zoo. We've also got some McCall's pumpkin patch four packs.

We have tickets to the haunted farm at McCall. That's fascinating. Please go on. Tickets to a haunted farm. You do abduct my child to get me to do that. I feel like you should put it on the wheel of consequences that you have to go to. Yeah, he rides. I gotta spend an hour and a haunted farm, fuck off.

I'm not doing that shit. A for pack. Like, anyone listening to this has three friends. We talking about a for pack. All right, so the other big topic from what I was listening to, in Elbacurking, actually, in a lot of cities. I didn't know about this.

Let me know if I'm crazy. You can no longer just dial a local number with seven numbers. Now this has been the case since the beginning of telephones, but now all of the sudden you have to put in the area code first. I'll give you the reason. There is a reason for it.

I don't want to spoil that just yet. And they're confused because when you dial long distance, you put a one first. Now, with cell phones, you don't have to do that, which I can explain if we need to, but they're very confused, especially Jackie, very confused by this. In case you have some numbers in your phone that don't include the area code for New Mexico, you're going to need it starting this weekend. That is when the whole 10 digit dialing.

No matter if it's a local caller not, it goes into effect. So you do have to include the area code with every phone number that you dial. Which means starting Monday, do I have to start saying one, five, oh five, two, nine, nine, eight? Oh, I guess. I mean, for people that are calling here.

No. Yeah. That's four more numbers. Oh, no, it's four more numbers. And then there confused me as, wait, 7 plus 4 isn't 10. But I thought you didn't have to dial a 1 if you were within the state. So you do have to dial a 1 now, no matter what. Well, maybe it said, well, maybe it didn't say one, maybe I didn't pay much attention to

it. I just, I just want to call him. Okay, well, I don't call many people anyway, so I'm just not going to worry all that much about it. But still, I would just give your phone and make sure that there's a area code in there on every one of your contacts there. Okay, but where does the one come in? Well, I don't think it does.

It does. It does. That would make it 11 digits. Just like Yeah, just regard what I said, Donnie, Donnie did the math. So old fashion number where I was just 2 9 9 7 3 2 5 to call the peak. That's 7 plus the 505. But if I'm calling my mama in Oklahoma, that's where the one comes in. Right. So the one comes in. All right. So that rule still apply. I don't know. I'm not sure in that name. I see, I don't know if it does either. I call my mom and she's got a Nebraska area. There's gonna be a problem if I start calling people. And it's in my phone is just 402 in her number. But does it automatically dial the one for you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let me see your phone. Hold on. Yeah, but wait, but she's at the same state. So there isn't a one. It's the country code.

You fucking idiots. And they double down on this too. You would think if I was Jackie, and I've been in this situation before, where I start talking out of my ass. And then I was like, well, that doesn't make sense. I'm like, I'm just stopped talking. Yeah, maybe I don't know how.

Google it later. She just doubles down out of it. So just regard the one part, that might have just been me being old tiny. I of like putting w w w in front of a website And I you know that you're going to you don't have to do that anymore But the one still applies. I just don't know where I'm very confused. What if you're in the 575 but you're dialing the 505 Well, that would be that would still be okay because you're still having to dial an area code no matter what but you have to add the one

Well, I don't know how it works. Uh oh, Reet Hard Alert. Reet Hard Alert class. Was that Donnie? It was Donnie the one that actually knows how it works. That was fun. Oh it was Donnie teaching a class in the future. I like how in Albuquerque this is their version of like the Californians.

When you dial the 505 to get to a 575, you got to dial the one and then the 505, I like that effectation, thanks. Do you think that they hear the music bed as they're recording or added in? Oh, I think it's all happening, it's happening, because this is a radio show. I feel like that might be what's making them suck so bad, they're going insane. I would too. Because it's making me crazy to hear it. I know I'm pissed at myself because I should have tried that on the show tonight.

Like the OP segment we just have a music back in the old time. I'll put it in a post. Alright, the caller calls and they add even more confusion to this one talk. Good morning to Pete Kai. How are you this morning? I am doing fan and test. How you jade? So when you called us, did you just dial 297 325?

Or did you do it? How did you dial us? Well, I already have you programed my phone just 505. See? I don't have a one in front of it. Just 505. All right.

See someone's going to have to investigate how that one comes in. Well, Donnie's right. Again, it's a 10 digits. It's the 10 and again, just adding 505 to the old number makes it 10 digits. You fucking know all about this shit. This debate about 10 digits or 11 digits or one,

it's insane. It's maddening. If I was listening to these idiots on the radio, I would stop. And they don't even think it's a bit. They're trying to figure this out in real time. So then they get an email. They go to their email bag or whatever they call it. They call it the email bag. Yeah, that's gonna bag of emails over here. Guys got a bag of dicks. The rest of our look at the bag of emails.

And well, this is someone trying to clear it up for them. The listener email bag. OK, so first, this weekend is when it kicks in. It's the 10 digit dialing. So you have to include the area code when you're calling, whether or not it's local. And that's all because of the new three digit code for the suicide hotline. And I mean, so it's for. And that's all because of the new three digit code for the suicide hotline.

And I mean, so it's for a great reason. It's just going to take us all a minute to, uh, to get used to it. The reason they're doing this, this is happening in Buffalo too. I looked it up like all the different states are doing this. There's this three digit suicide hotline number that they've now are incorporating, which is forcing these people to say, well, because we actually have phone numbers and start with those three numbers, you have to start with the area code, even if you are in that area code.

Oh. I want to know, will this prevent suicide having a three-digit number for the suicide outline? Will there be a study done on this to determine if this is a working or not? I feel like they should hand that number out on their podcast. This sounds like a huge inconvenience to me. To help us.

Just for some suicide of people who want a friend. It's a suicide-hot-wide helping, I mean, I'm just asking. Asking for a friend, is that really doing anything? Are people really calling that up a lot? I wouldn't know. And if they are, do they need to be three digits? Are they bleeding out as they're calling it? Let's go. I do find them more convenient. I mean, my friend. Did he need to be three digits? Are they bleeding out as their colleague? And what's going on?

Well, I do find them more convenient. I mean, my friend. Yeah. All right. Well, at least they give a shout out to a good friend of ours. Then, by the way, shout out to all the 18 wheelers, the truckers out there. Andy.

Ah. That's right, Andy. You're in their thoughts. Jen, anything else from the show you want to talk about? I just have one more. Yeah. I found one moment where there was no music of that. Oh no shit. There also really well you can decide for yourself. Number six. Okay, I would like to wish each and every one of you a very happy International Slawth day. I'm getting real tired of the silence in this studio. International Sloth Day.

I'm getting real tired of the silence in this stew. Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't know what to do. I know, so like, hmm. That's the first time they've ever heard that air before. Better act like sloths. That snapped me back to the pot.

The whole thing I was listening to, because before I was such like, hmm. Neeee. Yeah, just nonstop. Bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap What pretend game do you want to play? And Johnny as he does the music. Oh my God. There's so much. Let's pretend we're space robots. I'm thinking of a color. I'm thinking of a color.

Call it. Hey discord. Tell me what color I'm thinking of right now. You can win a prize. Fuck, it was orange. Ryan gets it right away. Right out of the gate. Oh God, what a stupid show.

It was so annoying. I can't believe she'll be like this still on the radio. And I can't believe Ryan wants this gig. And how long does it take for him to be on for weeks or months, because they kept saying like, this isn't happening right away. But Donnie's gonna leave, Ryan's gonna take over. So he's done the show now, so I got a fourth mic.

So this guy can learn the ropes. Ryan, it's probably a school teacher who wants to get out. Ryan's like, I'm trying to get shot at. I just want to be in the radio. I'm trying to get fired. Oh boy. All right, so that is JTD in the morning, a classic Jacktober show that's actually still on the air.

I was looking for Jon and Jeff. We're two guys, because I thought that'd be a fun one to wrap up Jacktober with next week. And that shows me off the air since 2012. Good. Yeah, I know. I mean, it's good, but it's not good for us. No, but we can't have every bad show like realize they're bad and stop doing a show, Jon.

Oh, they didn't realize they were bad. They just got fired. Well, actually, if you go to their Wikipedia page pdf page, the first sentence mentioned stocked, joctober. It's like what they're famous for. Ah. It's getting made fun of. So they might realize they're bad.

It's possible. All right, speaking of bad. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is the cringe of the week. This is where you hear something on a podcast. You go, oh, that's cringy. And then you send it to me and I play it on the show.

And typically it comes from our friend Adam Thoreau. But this week, the ones he sent me, yeah. That wasn't feeling it. It wasn't feeling it. So this one goes out to John him at John him with two amps. This is a show called As the Prophecy For Told. These are dorks, having orgasms about the new MacBook Pro that's coming out.

Oh, that scared me for a minute. Between John Ternus and Trudy, we got to see the new MacBook Pros, holy f***ing shit you guys are so excited for these. I'm so excited. When this video was playing, I was just like every two seconds. Oh my god Oh my god, they did that I was I was just so

So that's embarrassing and I just want to know what are you talking about I'm the man, I'm the good of that. I'm the man, I'm the bad. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Jen and I listened to OP radio, his latest episode, and we pulled some monster clips that we need to get through here. Yeah, and that was only half the show, but it was hard for me to break them up. Okay, that's fine. We're gonna play him. We'll pause when we need to.

The first one is him talking about his scooter fall. Yes. Now this is pretty well documented. OP bought electric scooter to tool around Manhattan and the handlebars broke off. How? And he slammed. Apparently he bought it from a pretty shitty company that makes pretty shitty products

and they don't give a fuck. Then he bought him a scooter. The short story I have an electric scooter, I tool all over Manhattan with it. It makes living in New York a lot easier. So many people are on scooters now. And they're getting faster and crazier actually. People are wearing scooters now and they're getting faster and crazy or actually people are wearing motorcycle helmets now. Whoa, he's so fast and a scooter!

What's out of you looking at him, he's got a scooter! Oh man. And I went flying on my scooter and I did a couple tumbles and I'm very, very lucky that I did not get seriously injured. If you want to go back a couple episodes on the OP radio podcast, you can see the whole hilarious story. So I called up the con. It's getting us caught up.

We already know all this information. Everyone listens to every single episode. I do, you know the deal. All right, let me get into the next part of this saga. I'm pretty and said, hey, I fell off your electric scooter because your bolt was flimsy flim flammy and The bolt broke in half and that's what made the electric scooter turn into a skateboard and I'm too old to be a skateboarder So he told to be on a scooter. He posted a photo of the the bolt it's in his hand and the scooter broken apart and

My whole thought was keep that shit to yourself. It's a bearer's egg. If I fell off a scooter, I actually did slam. All right, this is a fun story. I had to remember. We need a music bed for this. I was riding my bicycle. I was riding into the city. We live in the city, but we're living on the outskirts and I was riding into the jazz fast that was going on the middle of the city. So I was riding my bike down there. And my, the pole that goes up, that attaches the seat to the main frame of the bike, snapped in half. I don't know how this is possible. It's metal. Snaped in half. I slam so fucking hard. I'm in the street.

And I slapped my bike broke. I slam so hard. Trucks drive him by and we stop comes back around I'm like, oh fuck you know since embarrassed like enough turns out to be my friend Miguel Yep, Miguel comes out. I was like he didn't even know who I was. He's just like dude. Are you okay? Car only fuck Most embarrassing thing and fucking Miguel is driving by at that exact time My point is I didn't post it on Instagram. I wasn't proud of the fact that my bike broke and I slammed real hard Opie's fucking using his content for three weeks

Well this might go on and on and that's why I went flying customer service didn't want to hear it. They didn't give a crap They didn't want to do anything for me and I'm like well I'm gonna mention this on my social media and they're like, yeah, I mentioned it then. Oh, there's a threat from Opie. I'll mention on my social media. He used to say, I'll mention on my national radio show. Right. And they'd be like, all right, sorry,

sorry, we'll take care of this. Don't worry about it. Now he goes, I'm gonna tell my Twitter followers about it. They're like, okay. This is like what's still doing, John did with Spectrum. Oh yeah. Remember, he pulled that same fucking studies.

Like, you better fix my internet. Or else, I will be telling all my social media followers Now like are you kidding me? Do you understand what those people are are capable of? I'm scared of myself and they're like So I put the whole story on my Instagram a couple days ago and I I showed the bolt that broke in half and he got 34 likes showed the bolt that broke in half and he got 34 likes that made me go offline. And I also have a picture of the scooter in two pieces. You don't want an electric scooter ever in two pieces. Quickly the guy who runs the social media for the electric scooter company jumped on my

post and was going back and forth with me. He still wasn't saying, we're glad you're okay. We're sorry it happened. And then maybe a butt. No, they went right into defense mode. Right into defense mode. As you would. Blaming me, blaming that I got the scooter

from a third party, blaming this and that. I do blame ol' people. I do blame them for that. I think he's right. I think this guy's right. His only job is customer service on social media. He sees Opie's like, no, go fuck yourself. One point the guy hinted that the reason why

the scooter might have broke was because I was fat. He didn't initially say it, but he was hinting that the problem might be that I'm a bit on the chubby side and that's why the scooter broke. And I'm like, how dare you, sir! I gained a few pounds like getting one else during the COVID thing, but I'm close to my fighting weight of 170 pounds, so it's not that. And then all you guys got involved. I'd be embarrassed if the scooter didn't break. I wouldn't tell people I was running

scooter around my dad. Did he sell his car? No, he's still moving it every day. Oh, wow. That's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work.

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Turn on a microphone and just spew Not to be a radio. Your frustration was you used to be able to get help from this and I can go back and forth with the guy Blames me says that I might be chubby and then he goes look at his wheels. I might be ahead. He modified the scooter and I'm like, hey, dummy. If you want to talk about the wheels too, I was going to leave the wheels out of this situation, but the fact is, the wheels that came with the electric scooter. You want to talk wheels.

He's very soon after purchase. And then I guess they give you like a spare set of wheels. So then I put those wheels on the electric scooter and those popped as well So I said to the to the Einstein and go yo The reason why those are third party wheels is because your wheels suck too and these wheels that I got from a third party I haven't had one issue with them. I'm starting to think he's back What a ridiculous conversation to be having on Instagram, A, and B, to be recounting on your podcast.

This is the grand facemps in story. This is the grand facemps. So that I says to him, I says. I get the maple. Everybody. And then one guy goes, I can't believe this is customer service. I can't believe you don't care about what happened to Opie and his electric scooter and the fall. You're not concerned that he could have got seriously injured, blah, blah, blah. Not concerned. The guy is still laughing

about it. He's still making jokes. Yeah, it's the greatest thing that ramped. And besides the fact, you can't even speak in complete sentences and I swear the guy said this. He goes, because I think the guy hinted that he might be Asian or something and that maybe English was his second language, something like that. It's a Chinese company, yes, he might be Asian or something.

How can you hint at that? So. I'm squinting at the photo you posted. Yeah. Yeah. What are you saying, sir? Like that. And the guy goes, I'll have you know, I'm African American. And the reason why I'm not writing in complete sentences is because it's my accent or something

like that. This guy's fucking with Oby. That's one of the funniest trolls you could ever have. He's like, your English sucks. Well Well listen, sir. I'm African American. I have a cold. I hear bees as ours. That's amazing. I'll be taking this seriously. I've been starting from the company. I'm like, what are you talking about?

So, a lot of stories short. that was very, very pleasing to me, very, very satisfying that I was able to spew what happened to me in my electric scooter. And then I was glad everyone saw it for themselves that the company just didn't care and that they were fighting me on Instagram. Instead of taking the high road and going, hey, I'm really sorry this happened. Let's take this offline and we'll figure something out. They're like, no, man, they kept blaming the victim.

You don't wanna blame the victim? There's no way he was talking to someone from the company, right? That is my favorite part of this whole thing. Where he's like, they're blaming the victim. They don't even wanna talk to me anymore. I They don't even want to talk to me anymore. I'm like, nobody wants to talk to you anymore. Nobody wants to engage with you all. The way you treat people.

Yeah, that brings me to a point. He's still married, right? Yeah, he lives with his wife, presumably. Presumably, yep. Does she employ it? I don't think so. I mean, does she ever leave the house and get away from this maniac?

I think she forces him out. Don't you have to move the car? Don't you have to move the car? Don't you have the move the car? Is there stress? Street cleaner coming through? Maybe. Maybe the guy who runs the scooter company is the agent guy that he yelled at

going back a couple of weeks. That's that agent guy. And then what happened was some of the responses of this guy from this guy were hilarious. And then I was just using dry humor and sarcasm back at the guy. Then he started deleting all the comments And then he started blocking everybody and then he ends up blocking me

Because of a flim flam bolt Me go a fly in so then in the end he blocks me like I'm the problem Unbelievable, oh that's it. I'm fine. I said it on the podcast. It was literally a horrific crash. You got to call it a crash. Basically, the bolt breaks and it collapses the scooter because the bolt connected the handlebar thing and the gas and all that crap to the base that you stand on.

So when the bolt broke, that whole thing collapsed and then I had no support and I went flying. And then I was laying there on the ground after someone said, holy shit, did you see that? And then I laid on the ground even though they wanted to get me up right away. And I basically said, I gotta lay here. Gotta lay here. So that's the scooter story.

Hi, I love that story. That's why I couldn't ask. I know. This is the timest story. I love that story. That's why I couldn't. I know. This is the timestamps. I know. Do it with them what you will. I know. Jen from the Jiggles apartment hands me a sheet of paper.

I don't know if it was this morning or when it was, but it said here are the clips I need you to pull for Opie. And the first one was from three minutes to eight minutes and thirty seconds. Like that's a really long clip. You know what? What are you talking about? from three minutes to eight minutes and 30 seconds. Like, that's a really long clip, you know? What? Hahaha. What are you talking about? Worth every minute.

I found some other funny ones. Like, so he's reading the chat as he's doing his live stream here. And he reads one of the comments. This is very telling what he says. But Brava, a little call back from Gary Krasinski, one of the regulars. One of the good guys. Did everyone wait to see if someone else would go help you?

Very, very good. So he goes, Bravo, from this commenter, he's one of the good ones. So in other words, like half the shit that he reads is people goofing out of the... Right. He's like, okay, this is one of the guys that I actually trust, who isn't just trolling me and goofing out of me the entire time. Or giving him money, maybe.

Probably a guy who's giving him money, because OP makes it very clear that he used to be poor when he was growing up. He had a big family, a lot of siblings. Didn't have a lot of money. Then hit it big in radio, became very rich, and now he's at a different stage of his life. And now he's got a listener who is buying him a bolt. Here's $5 for a new bolt. Benjamin Tucker is gonna buy me a bolt. Benjamin!

I went from being extremely poor to having a lot of money to watch my money go away very quickly. Living in a car. He's watching his money go away very quickly. Well, maybe you don't need three homes on a point Hope he had to throw that out there for you and stop buying scooter tires. God damn it. My scooter tire bill is outrageous Does he have to move cars and other cities do Card filly other cities do. He's got a card, Philly. It's got a Philly and Louis Vuitton's card.

What does it, what's a fuck? I gotta get to Philly. He should just get a job as a valet if he likes losing cards. Yeah. Yeah, I love your dream, Oak. I can sit in it for an hour and a half. I can drive it around. Yeah.

Now, another reason that I know that Opie is poor is because he doesn't go to a good barber. By the way, breaking news, I got a haircut and it stinks. I got to get it fixed. I finally got a haircut and it stinks and I really got to get it fixed. So I'm still going gonna be wearing hats. It's not that difficult to get a good haircut. It's not for a guy.

It's actually really easy. Or a smart human. Right, yeah. You get a good haircut. It's pretty easy, just tell them what you want. They'll do that. Now if you go to supercuts, you get what you get.

You get what you get. Stuttering John has had some bad haircuts over the years too, and his supercuts. But you would think that I'll be able to afford something. You know, a reputable barber or something. But apparently not because he's also on a mission for cheap gasoline. I drove home from the ocean last night,

and all I was in search of was gas that was under $3.40. That was my goal. $378, 382, 365, 368, and 910, 374, and 810s. And I finally, I want to thank the fine people at $7.11 for coming in with the $3.36. No, not $3.36, 36 and four tenths sense per gallon First off there's no such thing as four tons is always nine tenths That's that's the scam that they're doing you know so they can make it look like it's a penny less than it actually is

It's not it's always nine tenth four tenths. Why would they do that? That would just be stupid This is leading me to believe that he's writing this down on a notepad and can't read his own numbers. I was nine. He thought I was a four, but it was actually a nine. Yes, okay, that makes sense, because that's really stupid.

He should know better than that. I can't believe that A, he's driving around looking for the cheapest gasoline that he can buy. Wasting gas. And B admitting it. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane.

This guy's got a giant apartment in Manhattan and he's worried about 336 versus 347 for gasoline and talking about it. That's a least of your worries, buddy. Anthony Kumi had stocker patty on the show on Thursday. I'm aware. Yeah. I think OP, I don't know what it is if he's talking to be going out again and stuff

or hanging out on Long Island. What's the new accent? I don't think he's doing this on purpose either. Man, I walked these streets all day long. I dropped the kids off. I'm dropping the kids off. I'm walking all day long. Stalker Patty.

Why I saw the sewing? I saw the sewing and I opened up my. Why I saw the sewing. I saw the sewing and I opened up my noise. I saw the sewing. What is that accent that's going on? You'd think he'd be better at the since he's been doing radio for so long. Went to Geneseo and yeah, went to school for communications. I knew I was going to do

radio from a very, very early age. And I started at 18 that is true That's something that people Repeat back to me like it's a bad thing that I figured out what to do at 18 years old I mean please no, it's not that open. It's that you're so bad at it You're talking about how I've been doing this is I'm 18 all the time and you're still suck at it That's what we point out back at you. I've been doing this and I'm 18 all the time and you still suck at it. That's what we point out back at you I've been doing this and I'm 18 get better than Why aren't you good at this yet? You should be more proficient is the joke

Not when you started When I spoke pot of 13 I knew I was gonna do that. Yeah, I'm pretty damn good at it. Yeah, I gotta say Yeah, I mean 10,000 hours good at it. Yeah, I gotta say. Thanks guys, thanks. Yeah, I mean, 10,000 hours is what they say to really master a skill. All right, let's talk about the bagel story, you ready? I'm ready. This is another log one, but we gotta get,

we gotta do it. I actually was riveted by this one. So, spoiler a little bit. This entire story, the whole point of it, is that OP doesn't want to pay too much money for bagels he is so concerned about the amount of money he's spending on things makes me nervous for him so for bagels or starts out I took out some of this stuff but it starts off with the we like the everything bagel my wife gets to get everything bagel my son does my daughter's not there yet. She gets the plane bagel

We all get the something gets a salt bagel something big, but then the sold bagel. I see what salt This conversation is fucking I mean can we go back to JTD? Yeah, right? Should be talking to Jackie about this shit. Well you threw an apple core so four bagels, all cream cheese, and everybody wanted a slice of tomato. I'm like, no problem, I got this. And Mr. B says, Opieburg, what are you applying there, Missy? I wonder if I got a talk on this show. A drive in a town, I get the four bagels with the cream cheese and the sliced tomato.

And to be honest with you, I had to leave the bagel store because they wouldn't let me use their bathroom. You know, it's a COVID thing supposedly. A lot of these businesses, they now don't let you use their bathrooms because of COVID or whatever. I had the green apple splatters really, really bad, really bad. Because I had some very greasy chili the night before. So as they were preparing my bagels,

I'm feeling the boor. Oh, like my stomach up sounded like a seller door. That's actually kind of a funny line. Go ahead. He said this is a place he goes to regularly. Yes. He probably blows up their bathroom regularly. So like, I'm sorry it's COVID.

You can't use our bathroom. I was thinking the same thing. They were looking for any excuse for him to not blow up their bathroom. Yeah, I'm sure he just does it every day. Right. Bagels? Yeah.

So now he's talking about how he goes to this other establishment and blows up their bathroom. So I bailed out of the bagel place and I went to the nice coffee shop next store and while they're making my bagels I blew up their bathroom. Nice, right? Oh yeah. And then I was praying it was so bad. I was praying as I opened the door that no one was waiting. That's the worst because everyone knows it's you. You can't believe it on anybody. I'm picturing the two people that are working these two stores and the bagel woman sticks her hand head out the door That's what happened and I just want to point out because because the three of us all grew up here in Rochester,

this is a brother Wii story. Right, this is exactly what brother Wii should be saying on the right, brah. Brah, I had to go so bad, brah. So I'm blowing up this toilet, brah. You know, like, he loves doing show. I don't even know if it's to that depth. No, no, no, yeah, it's definitely reminiscent.

It was a repulsive. Yes, I am producer Chris. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. What's a meet up to the show and discuss your role? So then I go back to the bagel store to get my four bagels with the cream cheese

and the sliced tomato. I see a bag behind the counter. And it says $31. I'm like, what? I didn't catch that in time. I was gonna say, I think I think to say about that woman. That's a lot. What did that guy get?

What did that idiot get that it's 31 dollars in a small bag that basically fits a couple bagels in a coffee. So I say my name, Greg, I go through life as Greg, by the way. And even though I don't like that name either. And the name doesn't like you. What a weirdo. Oh, man.

And the lady goes, oh, Greg, okay, your order's ready. And she grabs the bag. That's $31 and changed by the way. So then I go, because you know, I think you would do this too. 31 dollars for bagel, what are you gonna say? See, I just did it there. I just told you that I do that,

and then there's an example. I said bagel, instead of bagels. Earlier in the show, he says, sometimes I use porils incorrectly. And then he's like, oh, did you see what I just did there? It's a little fun Easter egg for everybody. Watch for that, you'll hear it a lot

and you'll feel like you're an insider. Anyway, she goes, I'll make $31 and let's say 79 cents. You would even get Opie on the level that I can Opie. He said bagels, drink. He's like bagels. $31 for four bagels. And every single one of you guys would have done the same thing.

You would have questioned that, right? No. It doesn't open tax. You come into your blubber bath every fucking day. You're not just everyone. You say coffee, which is really annoying. You look homeless. You have a stinky haircut.

What the fuck? It stinks. I hope you would have. And I was annoyed, but hear a cut, what the fuck? It stinks. I hope you would have. And I was annoyed, but I was also surprised. I'm like $31 in whatever sense for four bagels. And instead of like being apologetic and explaining, she goes, haven't you been reading what's been going on? Now she's supposed to be apologetic

for the prices of their bagels. We were supposed to say like, I'm very sorry that we're trying to make a profit here. They're on long Island, I'm sure the run's very high. And it's also cream cheese and tomato slices. Tomato slices, I don't get you every time. I have a bagel shortage. It's in my face.

Yeah, you know that everything seasoning is very hard to get now. I don't know why everyone gets in my face when I have the real issue. I don't get that. So you just haven't been reading about what's been going on or she said, I assume you've been reading about what's been going on. That's exactly what it was. And of course, she's talking about the container issue with the tankers, right?

We have a supply problem in America, we all understand that now. I go, wait, we get our cream cheese and tomatoes from China? I think she's talking about inflation. Inflation, like food is one of the major things that like inflation is through the roof on. Gasoline, food. It doesn't matter what she's talking about.

I don't think she's talking about. She's probably shut down for months at a time. I don't think she's talking about international supply chains for tomato slices. I hope we like reading into this because these are more honors. From China, I said that to her, and then she's huffing and puffing.

It'll be $31. I'm like, that is crazy. I'll be honest, I wanted to tell her, I ain't paying the $31. I'm like, that is crazy. I'll be honest, I wanted to tell her, I ain't paying the $31 for the bagels, but we were in a house because some are kind of over that we don't have a lot of supplies in the house. So I had no choice. I had to buy the $31 worth of bagels.

Yeah, no choice. First off, and I'm not trying to big shot, Opie here, but if I get something to cost $31, and I feel like that's too much, I'll just pay for it. It's not the end of the world, it's $31. Well, he's also said he's been there, is this regular bagel shop.

It is his regular bagel shop. So then I hand over the credit card, right? She actually said to me, would you like to leave the tip on the card? Would you like to leave the tip on the card? We heard you. Do you want to leave a tip? Would you please leave the tip?

I would like to leave. I hope he's misunderstood this whole conversation. On the card. She was assuming that I was gonna tip her and she wanted to know if I wanted to put the tip on the card. We did it! She was assuming you were gonna tip her because everybody else leaves a tip at the restaurant.

Oh, be that's why or give them cash I'm like no, I'm not leaving the tip on the card Doggy just jumped up on my lab. You're right doggy talking about the bagel story. You remember that story? Yeah, yes, we heard it. Oh, all right. You could jump over there. All right the camera's gonna talk just rolled it's eyes there. Alright, the camera's gonna talk to his roll to size. Jesus Christ. The bagel story again. Okay. The shake is doggy's trying to get up into the glass box studios. So she assumed that I saw it wrote holy shit he has a guest. In a studio.

I was gonna tip her after 31 dollars for bagels. I'm, you gotta be kidding me. So I go, no, I'm not leaving the tip on the car. And then, you know, the little paper comes out that I got a sign and she aggressively rips it. Crack. And aggressively hands it to me. She's annoyed with you, OP. You're annoying her. You're making her day difficult, dude.

I understand this. He's actively being banned. It's a funio every story. Yeah, it's like the people who should be like treating me nice with customer service are assholes to me. It's like, yeah, there's one common denominator here. I'm just picturing him telling this exact story at a bus stop soon, you know, like next year. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah.

In a sleeping bag. Right. And then I said it's 50% off today. I don't have to pay full price. He's going to victimize himself right into the streets. To me, because there's pens over there. So I take the pen, right? I take the pen. I sign my little name. And I write, no, I didn't write, sorry. I said very loudly, because I can't help myself. I go liar. No chip.

And then I go, haven't you been reading what's been going on? Bada, bada, bada, bada. Bap. That would be a re-bubble, what's going on? You mean you getting fired for videotaping someone in the bathroom, and losing your multi-million dollar a year gig? I didn't read about that. Yes!

I didn't read about that. So I got it. You don't have to give me a 10. I make 15 bucks an hour, but you're fine. You go. It's fine. Just hang on to what you have. Bring your own toilet paper next time. Fucking bagel story, man. Holy shit.

It's the guy who lives in Manhattan and is complaining about the price of bagels. It's insane. It's the guy who lives in Manhattan and it's complaining about the price of bagels. It's insane. It's crazy. It's crazy. I love him. I love that. I do too.

I have a fun treat for us today. It's a segment we haven't done in a minute. It involves one of my favorite people in the world. Don't tell me what I do. I don't know. Woo! Don't tell me what I do. Don't tell me what I like my show Don't tell me what I like my show Don't tell me

Don't tell me you like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me Because that's absurd. Brandon from shitty song of the week, what's happening, Brandon? Carl Jen, how you guys doing? Good thanks. How are you?

We're doing great. I'm doing well, thank you. So we haven't done this segment in a minute, but I think we should get back to it because we forget with all the great podcasts that Patrick Michael does, that he's also an amazing musician who brings us great music and we ignore that from time to time. And we forget about it. I do anyway.

I'm so excited. I know. I haven't listened to this stuff yet. Brandon sent it over this morning and I have not listened to it. Where do you want to start, buddy? Well, I actually brought two songs for us to go through today. You did. And I thought it would be fun for us to actually listen to them in their entirety instead of clips because why not. So I think the first one we can go with is a cover.

Carl, you're a musician, you're an instrumental band, you can appreciate this. He decided to do a cover of Seven Nation Army from White Stripes. nation army from white stripes. I hope these favorites are, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. All right, cool. Now, I'm not a particularly big fan of the white stripes or this song. I actually annoys me, but the reason I brought it is because it's an extremely simple song to play.

Correct. This is easily one of the first songs that most guitarists nowadays learn how to play. It's that simple. Yeah, I would agree with that. And it baffles me how much they fuck it up. Yeah. So if you want, we can just go right on into it. I'm interested to hear this because is he actually playing instruments on this one?

Yeah, he's playing the drums on this and I also believe that this is done live. So I do want to point out that the white stripes drummer is the worst drummer in the history of drumming So if he can't pull this off, this is pretty sad What sounds great! I gotta give him that, let me just turn that down a little bit, okay? Thank you. Please always have fun. Oh, I got it. I mean, I don't know how I'm fucking out. I stopped this and I'm buzzing it. He was doing the kick pedal. He had to stop to hit the symbol.

Instead of keeping the kick going. I got to go and do one thing at a time. That's not good for a driver to be able to just do one thing at a time. So much of that. Okay, cool. This sounds like what Vinnie Paulina would call a half a song. I don't hear any vocals, Avarding. Oh my God, can you turn my earphones down?

Yeah, so you have to control right here, okay? No, this is just the instrumental cover of this song. This should never be an instrumental. This is not the only point of this song. All right. It's one riff. It's just these two riffs back and forth. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, we could stop at any time. I just, I feel like the longer it goes on, the worse they get, which baffles me. We speed up towards the end though, and see what it sounds like. Does anybody sing? No.

Are you listening to the podcast? I'm sorry, I was working on this, working on my headbone. That's only instrumental. This, oh god, okay. Which sucks because I love when animal crawsly screams. I was hoping that was gonna happen. I thought for a second when he hit the symbol,

he was gonna start like, yeah, right, yeah. We too. Or something, but no. Oh wow. All right, so now we are, let's see, we're two, over two minutes into the song. I love this guitar is really showing off his jobs

Boom boom boom. It's like I haven't do that once about every fucking time Whoa Whoa! Alright, I'm done the wrong note, but how about that fill right there? Do you hear that? Let's hear that again. That's pretty impressive. Tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, that's my favorite fill. Tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka, tucka,a dicka dicka dicka It's almost booty lady Wow, that's a rare find right there. I've not heard like his band playing an actual song before half-sund Hey, why?

That's impressive. The next one that I've got for you is a rap, you know, because we all love when he does his raps Yeah, he's smooth Exactly and the name of this one is called monster and you, you know, like the title says, it pretty much goes into how... I can't figure out if he's like talking about how he's just like a badass or if he's like a literal monster, the lyrics are a little confusing. Okay. But I tried breaking this up in the clips, but it's not... He changes the formula a little bit, so it's just hook, verse, and then another hook,

and that's the end of it, so I figured, fuck it, we'll play the whole thing. Cool, I'm excited for the hook. Can't anymore! Oh, he's happy. Oh, he's happy. We ain't, we ain't, it's good. Mill's steady, body beat. We're here, we're here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rihanna, Rihanna! Yeah! H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H- mix your shit correctly please. I know you're embarrassed by your vocals you should be. But I can't hear what you're saying

over this uh drum beat that you stole from the internet. It's even better because at the end of this hook he loses confidence in it and the volume actually goes down before the first. Nice. I'm a monster wouldn't be the lyrics I would write. You know, I'd be like a heavier talent. You would think, right? I thought the beat mix didn't very well either, but this song is, you know, the last one we played, it doesn't sound like he's trying all that hard. This one, he's trying way too hard. That's true. He wasn't trying very hard last time. And this next verse is one of the longest raps I've ever heard it goes on for over a minute. So you know bear bear with it and if you can try to make out what he's saying good luck to it. Okay. Do you know what he's saying? Did you write it down? No I tried

try and there's so there's bits and pieces you can make it out but it's just because it's mixed so horribly it makes a little difficult I imagine like all these songs in the right are about that 12 year old he beat up I'm doing it again and wouldn't you have kids I'll beat him up to Is that an appropriate I thought it maybe it was a love song to Carly Maybe look it back together This is actually won't know what he's saying so won't work It's the most heartfelt shit you'll never hear I Shadows are my only friend. I mean, I'm right. That's about right. Hey, you know, with my friends, turn it up.

Hey guys, what's up? That was more friends. Turn out this way. I got lots of friends. That's a good idea. We're all dancing together. together Is an animal or a monster which is who can be both okay You don't want to make a wall. Cause it was a swan song. The last day, I think I'll win. Again, with the, what do they call it by the watermark? Oh, right.

That's like the third time I've heard that out of this track. You can't afford the 20 bucks or whatever it cost actually by this track and rap over it. I'm just going to throw it out there, Carl. If he put the tiniest bit of work into it, he could edit the watermark out. It's not like this beat is that complicated. He could repeat it pretty simply.

Honestly, the watermark is the only thing that's in tune. I actually enjoy that. That's the best part of the song. That's the best part of the song. I'm the reason you stay inside your home. No, the fact you don't have a car is the reason why you stay inside your home You've nowhere to go is the reason why you stay inside your home Also, it's it sounds like he's trying to be intimidating in this song But if someone came at me and sang at me in a false set of house the reason I walk my door I'm

I'll fuck your shit up so bad. I'm a monster. I'm a monster. Watch out for me. I'm a monster. Whoa. Boom. Try to do a show, dude. Because I have a monster. Yeah.

Here I come. I'm coming down the street. Yeah. I'm a monster. Watch out for the monster. Feed me. the monster watch out for the monster feed me I'm a monster! I'm a monster! This is good. He's ripping. I like it when he sings more than what he wraps Speaking of singing so did he take off all of his songs from that karaoke site?

I haven't I last I saw I saw there was a if you had the links to the songs you could still view them But I think he made them private. I don't know if it's still up though. I know somebody downloaded a bunch of them and there's an archive of them somewhere. All right, I forget who that was. I think you're right about that. Someone could remind me of the archive or send me a link to it.

We gotta revisit that. So I love it when he sings. I know he's so selfish to take him down. It is selfish. We're all in joint. He pointed up there so we would enjoy it. Then we did and then he got pissed. Oh, Urbeta Pash just posted it into this card.

Very good, that's it. Thank you very much. Wow, it is almost three gigs. Wow. That's great. That's only 50 songs out of like the 1100 that were up there. Listen, I'm fine with that.

I think we're gonna be a lot of fun. We're gonna be a lot of fun with 50 songs. I think that'll do well until 2022. Here at WTB, we'll be fine. I'm a master. A scary master. I'm kind of like Grover. I'm like, God, I'm so. I'm super Grover.

Give me some cookies. Cookie Monster. So is that the animal that he's referring to? Maybe that is it. Well, he does play drums like that. That's right. Did he get his name animal, Crosley from Animal in the Muppets?

Maybe. Because he plays drums like Animal in the Muppets. They both have red hair. They both have red hair. I was going to say something to me. Oh, right. Well, that's fun. We got to revisit this more often, Brandon.

Absolutely. What's happening on shitty song of the week these days? Alright, well that's fun. We gotta revisit this more often Brandon Absolutely What what's happening on shitty song of the week these days? Well, we just put out our latest episode David Lee Roth versus Eric Clapton You guys can go check that out anywhere you listen to podcasts We are we're getting ready to the wrap up the year and start preparing for shitty song of the year in December So everyone stay tuned for that. So look forward to it. That's fun. I did that with you last year.

And we declared the shittiest song of the year. And that's a lot of fun because it's bracket style. You know, you do a playoff event and you compare these different songs and they're head to head. And then you finally get to the finals and you declare the winner. Who won it last year?

Do you remember? It was Brad Paisley and LL Cool J with accidental racists. And where can you place your bets on this? That's right. Well, I can see that it'll race us. Oh god, that's so bad. I forgot about that. That was great.

And there's so many to go through that. We dedicate the entire month of December to it. LL Cool J is wrapping about how he was judging the guy because he had a Confederate flag on his jacket. Greg cranked me if I'm wrong here, but I don't remember this song. And the other guy was like, yeah, why thought you were a thug? It's like, what's that? Oh cool J, you've never seen this guy before?

He's been successful and famous since 1985. But you mean you didn't know who he was? He was in toys asshole. I do not know this. I don't know. Am I off on that Brad? I'm not. No, you're pretty dead on. I believe like one of the lines was I'll forgive your your flag if you forgive my two rag or something. That's it. Yeah, that's what the one. But it's like a throw away thing. Yeah'll forgive you, flag. If you forgive me, I'll do reg. Yeah, I'm so fair. I'm sick of it. Oh, God.

Oh, it's great. All right, shitty song of the week. People can find that you no longer put an exclamation point in your titles. People can find shitty song of the week now, right? Oh, yeah, they can. All right, I don't mean to keep bringing that up years later, but.

Oh, no, I'm an idiot for a good right to. I know. It's fine, probably what I do. All right, Brian, I gotta let you go because we have another guest coming on, but thank you so much for coming on, buddy. Yeah, thanks for having me. All right, we'll talk to you again soon.

And we have someone who hasn't been on the show in a very long time, Trixi, the Golden Witch, and let's see if I can find Trixi. There she is. Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Hey, Trixi, the Golden Witch, how you doing? Hello, Carl, hello, Jen, and hello, Chris. I'm doing great.

Hi, Trixi. I'm the artist formerly known as Digi Bro in case anyone's confused. Yes, that is correct. So the reason why we have Trixion, there's this show called Pro Crastinators Podcast. Yeah. And the, the, the, beyond it. Pro and Crastinators are two different words. So already I'm confused because the logo shows TPC, the pro Crastinators. But then they refer to themselves as PCP,

pro Crastinators podcast. They seem very confused about their own identity. And many, many way. Can you give us a little bit of, I don't even know what the hosts are. I tried to look it up. I tried to figure out what their names are. Can you give us a little background on this show? So this show started in late 2015. It was originally six hosts who

were all friends that met as part of the Brony community, all Brony YouTubers who became friends and moved into talking about other stuff. Over time it has been reduced to just the two people who I have you heard the latest episode. Did you listen to this show? I did, yep. Okay. So the two hosts we have on this episode are Ben St. and Gibbon Take. Gibbon Take is a trans woman, you probably can't tell from the voice.

I could. But they basically became hyper leftists around two years ago and slowly burned everyone else on the show away by never stopping talking about politics, just constantly bringing it up, all they wanted to do, I'm surprised how little politics actually come up on this episode, but because the podcast makes a little bit of money and I don't know how it still does,

I truly don't. They keep doing it, and it's the most boring, insipid shit I've ever fucking sat through. Well, I told Jen that we were gonna do this show and I gave her a heads up. So she looks up, she goes, these episodes are three hours long, I said, I know. I'm sorry.

The episodes seem a bit long. If you made it through the whole thing, I've impressed. I, like an hour in, I had start skipping around. I couldn't take it anymore. Alright well can I play a clip for you real quick because this is an hour in to the most recent episode that was a little shorter than others. This one was only two hours and 20 minutes. This is what happens one hour in. Hell fucking yeah. How long have we been going? Okay we're okay we're're over an hour pretty good

I've exhausted my list. I've exhausted my list of topics although usually I tend to think of some some stuff last minute You got you got anything else in our end To a show is usually three hours I've exhausted my list to you have anything and then it goes on for another hour and 20 minutes Not a good sign. It's incredible how that happens. The goal is always on this show, like get over an hour and it almost always

ended up going for two and a half, even back when it used to be there were six people on it. So like it's kind of understandable. Everybody's got something to say. Now it's just these two just like talking about their day basically for two hours. How awesome. So does it come out every week?

Okay, well, it's a weekly show. And they make money on Patreon. So they have like 600 bucks or so. They make a month on Patreon. Do they have other revenue streams like YouTube and stuff? Ben has his own Patreon that makes about $300. Given, I think does like professional writing work for shows or something, I'm not entirely sure.

Both of them live with lots of other people in shitty apartments, so they're not making a lot of money. Yeah, I thought it was interesting. I was getting a glimpse into their lives when the one house and I had pot, I don't know who these people are. I don't know which one is which, but the one person who's talking. And this is the American one and I have pot. I don't know who these people are. I don't know which one is which, but the one person talks.

And this is the American one and given is the British one. Oh, one of them so. British, okay, okay. The morning things. We're doing things as we go here, but the one person talks about reading a book and listen how convoluted this person's version of reading a book is.

Speaking of reading a book, I've sort of been reading a book is. Speaking of reading a book, I've sort of been reading a book, the book is called Diplomacy by Henry Kissinger. Okay. And the reason why I'm reading it is because somebody left it in my last apartment, the temporary apartment that I moved into between my old apartment and my current apartment, in that temporary place, someone had just left this book. And so I just, I just read it in like one page excerpts when I'm taking a shit. So I've read like maybe a dozen pages of this book

that are not in any kind of order, just totally randomly. That's not reading a book. I'm gonna get it declared right now. Reading a page of the time while you're shitting in a random order of pages Is not reading a book any lived there for 12 days? I think so 12 should play my number 11

Ben has the realization that there might be a better way to go about this, which is you know I don't know I find I guess it's kind of interesting It would probably be more interesting if I started at the beginning and read through it's a very big book That's very sad. I don't know if I want to actually give it a full read. But I mean, I guess I could. It's got a book here. I might as well read it. I don't know. Might as well increase my brain. What if there's a fun fact hidden inside? Shit. It might be more interesting if you read it from the beginning.

Might be. Might be. You might you read it from the beginning. Might be. You might even comprehend what you're reading. If I would read this as the way the author intended, it might make sense and be interesting. I don't know. I'm throwing it out there. It's amazing how often the subject of whether or not these two should crack a book comes up on this episode. I know, obviously they have no intentions to.

I love this drop. if you play number 10. I should read a book about this. Yes, you probably should. And this comes right after this long discussion where, actually, just play number eight. Okay. But yeah, that's a thing. It's like, you know, you watch the cowboy movies

and they've got the high street where the saloon is. They've got the motels or the hotels or whatever. Or the holiday in. Lately with some of this, stay in the hotel or they go to the ranch, the ranch, and then get the cows. Oh, wow, cool. But like regular people, where the hell do they live? What do they live in?

Are they like a building apartment buildings, or is it just like individual houses and houses? I gotta assume, I gotta assume that they all live in like little ranch houses that probably are a little bit more, a little bit more dispersed like around the main drag. I gotta assume that there are, there's the main street and then around it, there's like a Leslie Densley,

Leslie Densley. Leslie Densley. During this part of the show, cause I was listening to this. And this is something that Drew Lane refers to as dream weavering. I could not pay attention to anything that was being discussed. I was totally lost by the time I refocused on it.

Are these people artists, they talk about, it was raining. Okay, they talk about, it was dating. Okay, they're artists, sorry. They're both comic artists that take way too long and have art that wouldn't be popular if not for this podcast, having one spin relatively, well, not wouldn't call it popular. At the height we were averaging like five to 10,000 views

of video, it currently gets about 2000. Okay. This discussion about the cowboy towns, So first of all, given like, so you watch the cowboy movies and how do those towns make sense? So already we're basing reality on what we've seen in cowboy movies. Second of all, they live in the places that they own. They live in the businesses. Eventually they come to this realization at number nine. They're like, oh, I really don't have to play this clip.

It's just, oh, hmm. They probably live in the businesses. Yeah, that makes sense. I should read a book about this. Why did you talk about it before reading the book about it? Like, take an interest and then instead of sitting there like making up reasons in your head for what it could be and making assumptions,

just like go find out. They live above the business. I've seen Boss Burgers. I know this works. You live upstairs. You work all day. You live upstairs. I would have thought Ben would have figured this out immediately living in Boston, where that's like all of the houses are above businesses. Right, to the stage. Right, right, right.

The retail's on the first floor, typically. Yeah, and your podcast and the basement. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Typically, yes. It's only the old western dives. So we've gotten, we've dives straight into the center of this podcast, but I want to take us back

to the start of it. Because first, the Patrick Michael Tier opening theme is my number one. Take me to the channel for the PCP. Listen to some voicemails for the Minecraft stream. I really want to have rad-con funded by you. We can be procrastinators. Was that the theme when you were on the show?

No, no. We used to have a great theme that people would sing to us and think was amazing, written by Endless Jess, who was one of the people who used to be on the show again. Play my number three real quick. They'll be confused to see comments of random fun facts, even though we're saying explicitly do that. They'll know exactly what the context is. Yes. Because those will be the people, the people who just like check back,

who have been checking back for a year and a half now to just see, is Nate or Trixi or Jesse back on the podcast yet? Oh, no, they're not. Okay, but I don't actually watch the podcast. So I don't know that there's literally no reason to be, to be doing that. that and I'm wasting my time, but I'll be back again next week Again, those will be the people who will be stymied that'll that'll be the last that'll be the entirety of our viewer base Click click click on the thing and they is there is a, I noticed that you were referenced on this episode. Does that happen often?

Constantly. So the reason I had to bring this show in is that it's been about six months since last time I was on. Okay. At that time, it was pretty much just these two and me still holding on. But I ended up leaving the show. And since then, they can't stop talking about me, particularly Ben. He has a response to everything I tweet. He won't shut up about me on the show, complains

about everything I do. I haven't been listening to many episodes of this. I just hear people telling me what Ben has been saying about me. This person has been paying people to unsubscribe from my Patreon. Really? Paying people to unsub me because he's so mad that I'm not making him money anymore. And keep in mind, neither of these guys was ever popular. The only reason anybody knows about them is because they're on this show,

and the only reason anybody knows this show is that not just I, but the other people they mentioned who people are constantly asking when are they coming back, we're on it. So they admit, right there, like, yeah, isn't that most of our audience, just people coming in asking when is Jesse coming back? When's Nate coming back? When's Trixie coming back?

Never is the answer to that. So when I think like, how are they still making money? I have to assume it's people who don't realize that we're not coming back. It sounds like you have an axe to grind, Tricks here. You zoom out into the show right now. You might who? Are you zoom out into the show? A complain funnier. Sorry. Sorry. I have an example of how they're making money on the show. And the way they do it is they put out bonus episodes on their Patreon and they advertise that

right at the beginning here. New bonus episode, I said the new bonus episode is gonna be out for last episode, but it is out this week. It is, I put it out this week. It's very funny. It's the fun fact challenge where we find the funnest fact.

We compete to see who finds the funnest fact and boy is there fun and facts along the way there sure that's how they're promoting the show where's a fun facts fun facts and go fuck themselves I hate fun facts the funnest facts what is a fun fact that's that's for children fun Honestly, the most embarrassing part of this episode to me was my number two, which is right after that opening song plays. Yeah. The first minute is, I have to point out Ben St. Can't Speak. This person's been doing a podcast for five years constantly talks like Stuttering John constantly stuttering, restating what he's saying, saying, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, so like if you just cut all the ums and silence podcasts to be half as fucking long, play my number two, please.

And I want to set this up because I have the same clip. And for some reason, they start singing the song, Blitzkriegpop, you know, the Ramones song. Yes. And they, they remember the I-O, let's go. And then they're trying to figure out what is that from. And they're, they're trying to understand what that is. And listen to what they get this confused with

John this is ridiculous Let's get fucked is that what it says Is that what is that the actual lyric? Or did I just trick myself? I Don't know but I I what is it is it babe? the backseat fucking in the front seat sitting in the back seat Oh wait sitting in the back seat

sitting in the front seat Sit in the front seat Party and party yeah fun fun Rebecca black That way major pop hit of our generation Hey, oh, let's go. Hey you you put, no, not hey, you Pikachu. It's the Pikachu movie short film. Hey, ho, let's go. Let's open the Pikachu movie.

Well, I haven't fucking seen that shit. Yeah, you did. It was the one in the 2000. The fucking Pokemon 2000, oh, maybe you didn't. Or I don't know if I watched Pokemon 2000 Is that the one with LuGia? I don't know if I watched it I'm using all my words wrong The one with Mu2 in it the first movie has a fucking Pikachu short film that the get that starts earlier

Oh, it's Blitzkrieg. Okay, it's a song by the Ramones. It's Blitzkrieg Bop. Okay, I never, I'm stupid. I never knew that. If you started a podcast like that, wouldn't you be like, you know a podcast? Because it's for us. This isn't working out real well. When he first said, let's get fucked. I was like, that would have been funny if that was a joke.

And if the next minute wasn't then like, detecting, trying to figure out what the fuck they just said I Love that they thought it was the Rebecca black friday song You know with the remodel like should I sit in the front seat? Should I sit in the back seat party in the front seat which seat will I choose? The KKK took the front seat away The KKK took the front seat away, they took it away. But I feel like the best way to summarize this podcast is to people like get on a topic that they know nothing about.

Try to like figure out through interpretation what they're talking about and then they just start looking it up. There's a lot of like googling going on during the show. A lot of maybe I should read a book about this. It's just like incessant rambling, when they get onto Bitcoin. Yeah. Oh boy. I started getting heated.

Fucking devastated your report, looking now, that last week I said that I was sad that I had not bought the dip in Bitcoin. Well, I'm even sadder now because it has kept going up. It has passed 60 K again, and that is That hurts if I had bought when I was thinking of buying If I had bought when I was briefly entertaining the thought of buying I would have made 50% I would made a 50% return in the last like three weeks

I just want to say that the last time I was on this show six months ago I was begging these people to buy Bitcoin. I was on this show six months ago, I was begging these people to buy Bitcoin. I was like, you got to do it. It's just going to go up. Why haven't you bought it yet? And every single time I've talked to Benny's like, oh, I regret not having bought it, I regret not having bought it, you're never going to buy it.

Stop pretending. Well, I think you know more about them personally than I do. So I was listening to this. I'm thinking, well, did you miss out on tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars? No. Because Bitcoin has gone up quite a bit. I bought the dip, but not in the amount of money

where I'm retiring now. If you're talking about, okay, so if you buy something and the increase in value by 50%, that's awesome. But how much money are you investing in? Because 200 bucks is only gonna get you $300. It's not that great, you know? That's what I've been crying about. Like I did buy the dip, but I just have no money.

So, it's not that big of a deal. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah. And then if you play my number 13, here's how he feels about Bitcoin having missed out. All right. Please, please. I'm completely glad.

Please line from there. Please line, go down. Please line, go down. I mean, I care and that I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely,

I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely,

I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely,

I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm completely, I'm not even talking about buying. I'm just saying, I just hate it. And I just want to, I'm the largest scale when I can't, you know, conceptually, it's not good. Why? Why? What do you hate about Bitcoin?

I don't understand. It doesn't make any sense to me either, but then they're talking about NFTs. And they're talking about, the NFT is like multi-level marketing. It's the scam where the people on the top make all this money and whatever. I don't know if that's a good analogy for NFTs, but it seems like a scammy kind of thing. And then the one person says something and I thought they were joking.

You said that they're super left. I didn't realize that. With a lot of the, like, you know, it being a scam and everything, and people being stupid with their money, that's funny, but like, the problem that I have that makes me sad is that the environmental damage that it causes the people just don't really seem

to give a shit about. The environmental, what does this credit Thorneberg we're talking to? What are you talking about? They're all concerned. Now this is the big thing with Ethereum, which is the blockchain technology. Why the Bitcoin mining?

The NFT uses, and yes, that uses a lot of processing power and then they say that fossil fuels and carbon emissions. Does anyone ever bitch? And I don't wanna turn into Alex Jones, but the NSA has servers that are storing every conversation, every American has ever had, and they just continue to store all of this shit illegally. And they're using server space,

and they're using tons of energy. Isn't that bad for the environment and freedom? Can we get upset about that? Is that a problem for anyone? Is that out of tease? Or that a problem for anyone? Is that out of tease? Are that that's really the problem here? I'm sure they would be upset about that if it passed in front of their faces, but that's basically what these two do is like sit on Twitter and be mad about things because people are talking about them. Not even going to be mad about things.

It's so milk toast that as I was listening to it and that was the first time there was an opinion. So I was like, oh, okay, I'm gonna listen to this. Oh, it's bad for the environment. Well, that's a stupid fucking opinion. That's really dumb. Okay. MLM thing was such a bad analogy. Like, that made no sense.

If you play my number 14, you'll hear some more interesting logic. I mean, that's where, right? Like white people countries is where milk drinking happens, right? Because like, white people develop the gene for like lactose tolerance. The lot of non-white people don't have. No, this is a thing like white people are like way less likely to be lactose intolerant. Like, like, non-white people are much more likely to be lactose intolerant. Like non-white people are much more likely to be lactose intolerant. And it's because just geographically,

where white people came from, there were more cows and more access to dairy food. And so white people just kind of evolved to be able to tolerate lactose better. Interesting. Yeah. They think there's more milk where white people are. Have they seen National Geographic?

Do you see what's going on in Africa? Do they know what boobs are? Do they know what boobs do? There's more milk in white people places. What? Are they scientists? Are they historians? What the hell?

What the hell? No. Ben is actually a scientist, or he was at some point. He never knows what boobs do, a cool. So wait a second. Listen, I'd like to say, most of the people that I know they have food allergies and a bitch about it are way people.

That's a good point. That's a very true. Another thing that happens a lot on this show is just attempts at humor play number five for me. Practicing, practice and get feedback. They want me to record my voice. What? And he click on it.

Use my microphone. And no, block. No, I don't want that. They'll, they'll, they'll, they'll give them an inch. And they'll take my splinch. Take them, I'll, they'll take them, I'll. If I'm an inch and they'll take my splinch. That'll just note, that take a mile. If I'm an inch and they'll take my splinch. That'll just note, that's a good one.

I'm not a scientist. What is a splinch? And God only knows. What's with the mouse clicking too? That's what I'm saying. Did they have the mouse mic'd up? There's nothing edited out of this show. There's a little pal mic on the mouse itself.

You want to be able to hear the clicks and the rolling. It's very important that we get this mic down correctly. At the end of this show is a voicemail segment that goes on forever because they'll answer every single voicemail that comes in and they answer them at great length. So this clip is about Yig Studio, which is my channel, YGG Studio. I have a show called Void Gazers. It's a variety show that I do with Riley, the producer of the Dick Show.

And on our latest episode, we had a segment where we're walking around Walmart with my fiance who's a tall dude bird dressed as a Snorlax. And the joke is that we have him blocking people's paths and or we ask people, who's your favorite Pokemon with the Snorlax standing next to us Almost everybody tried to pretend that they don't know any Pokemon So the video is it's it's not the best IRL prank video, but this guy really has a problem with it. So number 17 I don't even really hate Yig Studio

But the one thing I wish they would actively stop doing is these interviews where they just like approach random people at Walmart. Like it makes for shitty content, but at least I can click away from the video. These people cannot. They are being approached in the real world. And they obviously do not like what's happening to them, and yet they fucking keep doing it. They keep approaching them. You're like, you're terrorizing innocent civilian stop. That's the point. Is it terrorism to ask someone what their favorite fucking Pokemon is? Like, I don't understand this perspective people have of like walking up to someone in Walmart and saying anything

to them is like some huge affront like you're invading their whole life. Most of the people are fine. They didn't give a fuck at all. They're just like, oh yeah, whatever. There's some people who are excited to be on camera. They love that they're going to be in a YouTube video. Eventually we had people calling us over to come and talk to them. It's just like these people are so precious about their personal space. And I know it's because they personally, if they were in public and someone came up to them, would like, shit a brick and die on the spot. This show is insufferable, insipid. I can't believe people are still listening to it.

These two don't know anything about anything and I can't stand hearing them at all and I need them to shut the fuck up about me, please. How long are you on the show for with them? Five years, it's almost six years. Five years and again, there used to be four more hosts who were much fun. This used to be a comedy show. Would you believe that? This was a comedy show. I didn't pick up on that at all. There's there's nothing funny happening

in it at all anymore. Well, except for when they don't know her moans, basic or moans on it, but there wasn't a lot of funny things going on. Trixi, where could people find you? You'd mentioned that you have a variety show on YouTube. Yes. Void Gaysers is the show I do with Riley. My channel YGG Studio is primarily an anime analysis channel. So if you like anime, you can get into that.

I have a show called Picnic Adventure where I go outside and do outside things, like go to national parks and walk around and stuff. So yeah, that's basically where you could find me at Golden Witch Fire on all the social medias. Awesome. And Riley was the rapper who made a rap song, dissing Patrick Michael and sent it to him directly, which was pretty funny because that Patrick Michael was talking

about, I'm like, who the fuck did this? And I forgot that he had done it. Oh, I know. I don't like Tuesdays. I was like, oh, by did this? And I forgot that he had done it. Oh, I know. I know, like, two years ago, by the way, that was me. Here's the song. It's a prolific. I know. It's a lot of rapping going on.

But anyway, we missed you in Chicago. I'm sorry. You weren't able to make it. I know that you were planning on it. Yes. I definitely want to hang out with you again sometime, Carl. Yeah. Whenever the next live show is, we'll definitely be there.

That would be great. We're planning that for early 2022. So we'll get another live show going. All right, Tricksie, thanks so much for coming on. All right, I've been saving the best for last, everybody. Oh. Yeah, yeah Yeah, Stuttering John did beer on the balcony recently with Tammy Paschetta. I don't have that because it's gone I wish I did but he also did with little Jimmy Norton.orton, our buddy Jim Norton. Oh, I'm gonna love this. When I'm... Sellering John's show to do a beer on

the balcony. Now you might ask the question, why? I would, but I'm also like, put a nice guy. That's a great question because this is how the show starts off. and say hi to who's in here um Joe weatherford is here CB is here Pauline W's here kinky streets is here um And that's who we have so far only six people Six people Six people watching beer on the balcony

Oh, and it's it's so pathetic because he never lets Jim go. Let me ask one more question. Let me ask one more question. This happened six or seven times. And here's an example of that. This is the fourth time he says, okay, one last thing. And this is such a useless thing to do. Last thing I'll let you go Jim.

So where you perform in that? I have a helium and Philly. And they, I'm also doing Caroline's November. I think first through fourth or fourth through seventh. I think the first week in November. And they were going to put me in radio city, but then they said Andrew Schultz wanted to do it when I do counter lines instead.

Oh, oh wait, of course that's a lie. So Jim's trying it first off. He's promoting a show in Philly in one of New York to the six people watching this show. Oh wait, it's a time, but then Jim tries to make a joke out of it. You know, he's supposed to be radio city and waits one, two, three.

Jos, I didn't even pay attention. And wouldn't have gotten the joke anyway. So they's like, that was a joke. All right, never mind, moving on. I'll be a carelied self. If you want to see me there, that's where I'll be. I like how this show starts because he starts it earlier than he was expecting to,

because Jim said he got dumb as this thing earlier, so he was gonna come on. So John comes on and he doesn't know what to do with himself, because Jim's not there yet. And he starts texting Jim. And this is how you know that Suthering John is an old man. Let's see.

See. Oh, it's kind of text jam. Oh my god. It's got the souter up on his phone. You can hear him texting people. I mean, that would be bad normally, but you're also doing a show. Put your phone on silent, you dummy.

The amount of old people that still have, what is that? What is that? Dun-nun-nun-nun. Yeah, yeah, that's like the basic blues or something like that. Dun-nun-nun-nun. It's called the idol. It's so loud and so annoying.

And the old people find it great. They all think they're bad to the bones. Like you're not bad to the bone. You're in a boomer. You're osteo to the bone. You're boomer to the bone you're a boomer you're osteo to the bone you're boomer to the bone getting a call here so John right away when Jim comes on has to tell this story again about the time that I was on the chip show and I goofed on John and Jim called John to what him he has to reason of every fucking doctor. Before I go to sleep, I have to say, you know,

and you know, not to sound too nice, but it's the truth. Jim, you were one of the most down to earth, nicest comedians I have ever met in my life. Oh, thanks, son. No, I'm not just saying this, because I told everybody, you know, on my regular show, I said, I told the story about how you, you know, like you had some guy on and you didn't know and that he was going to trash me on the Jim and Sam show.

And then you called him out on the... Did you and Sam are a chip? It might have been chip. Yeah, I don't know. He's not fucking being a chip and legitimate saying I was on the way that we can get met on stadium and I was with a buddy mine and you call him said look John I'm just want to say I'm sorry I didn't notice I was gonna trash you and I just said now it's called him and right hung up the phone my go house how fucking nice is Jim North nobody at nobody else would ever do something that kind no one would ever do something that kind now let's keep in mind.

He had me on the show, he hits me on again since then. He didn't take it out of the show. He just said, hey, by the way, this guy was on my show and he goofed at you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for Senator John. I mean, it's not that much effort. I mean, it's pretty nice.

What's the worst thing. No one else would ever do something that kind. John goes on after that to tell a story about how Ralphie May was goofing on him once and he was complaining about it to Jaylano and Jay's like, Hey, Jayl, why did he just give him a call? And he goes, it was the best advice I called him and Ralphie was like, oh yeah,

I was just trying to make a joke and then they remained friends after that. Hmm, jokes jokes you say. You know shit, it's a fucking stupid. So he's so excited about what a kind person Jim Norton is and by the way, Jim has been nothing but sweet to me. So I have nothing bad to say about him, but I also wouldn't be this over the top with how amazing he is.

But you know and I got that with so and you also thanked me in your book, and I was like, wow, that is him, you're the fucking nice fucking guy. You don't belong in this business. So people thank other people in their books all the time. No one's ever thanked Stuttering John before. And the reason is because John is a taker, not a giver. And the reason why Jim thanked him is because

when John was first doing stand-up tours, back when he was on the Howard Stern Show and had the name recognition where he could go out and do shows, he brought Jim Norton along with him as one of the stand-ups. So Jim remembers this and he says, I want to thank Southern John, brought me on these tours back when he had the Howard Stern Show credibility and publicity and everything like that. And John's blown away by this. He doesn't know that this exists in the world.

So I keep leaving this guy nice to me. John, a lot of people are nice to a lot of people. The problem is, is that you're just such a douchebag. He hasn't punched me in minutes. That's impossible. It's impossible to be nice back to you because I also want to point out what a pro, Senator Yjada's, just professional in every single way.

You get a big guest like Jim Norton on a show, watch by six people. So you might as well be a pro about it. Yeah, no, I know. And it's like it's a famous jacket of joke, Mr. Hold on. Jim is going to open the microwave for the teeth on the beat. Oh, my God. I was heating up some wontons soup.

But, um, but, um, what are you doing? We're on a need to know bases here. Oh, it's a busy says, um, so let me know if you need an opener, Caroline's, and it's funny that you say that because near the end of the show, they're talking about the chip chipper's in show. And John's like, oh my gosh, how did you come up with that? Such a great bit.

I love it so much. And then he says this. And as the podcast chipper's now just an asshole, Megalimaniac, and it's fun to do. It really is fun to do. Chip, I'd be honored to do chip show. Oh, I'd love to have you. Absolutely.

We'll make that happen very soon. He just invited himself out of the chip chipper's and podcast, Jim then bring it up. He was never just like, oh, I'd love to have you out and just like, I'd be honored to do the chip show. First of all, it's kind of a goop show. I mean, it's fun. I love it. I love going out there, but it's a goop show.

I've honored. How do they say the teacher becomes the pupil? Is that how the saying goes now? I don't think so, no. People become the teacher right. I got it. And I, I know people out there know Jim Norton. Well, when he books, Stuttering John,

can you ask him to please book me too? Can I be on that episode? I'd be honored. I'd be honored. Or Anthony, at least I don't want to ever take a lot of a sound. I know the Stuttering John of Anthony are about to box these days.

So that can be fun. I can't believe you invited himself onto that show. What a douchebag. He is a douchebag. show. What a douchebag. He is a douchebag. He's such a douchebag. What is? So the whole first half hour of this episode is John reliving the past.

And he's talking about when they were on the road 25 years ago together. We were talking about when I first put you, but you know, I actually do that tour. I had just started doing stand-up. I was only three months in, but I'll never forget the bit you used to do about Christopher Reeves pretty much just a functional hand or something. You remember that bit? It's over 20 years ago, so I don't remember it, but it sounds like something I would have done. over 20 years ago, so I don't remember it, but it sounds like something I would have done.

Yeah. So the way John sets that question up is, remember when I brought you on the road with me, so he wanted to make that clear that he's done him a favor. But he says that and then he goes, you did this one bit that was really fine to you. Remember it and Jim goes, I don't.

This is someone living in the past and someone living in the present. Settling John says, remember this, remember this, remember this, Jim Norton says, remember this, remember this, remember this. Jim Norton says, while I'm working on this, I got this thing going on. He's not in Manhattan right now because he's upstate because he's working, he's writing, he's working on his next comedy act. Like that's what that's who Jim Norton is.

And Suthering John is 25 years ago, we were doing stand-up together. You had a joke. And you remember what it was? No. And then he says, and then he says, when you came on Lotto, joke. And you remember what it was? No. And then he says, and then he says, when you came on Leno, now, do you remember when Jim was doing bits

for Leno pretty regularly? I don't, but I didn't know that. He was like a correspondent for Jay Leno. He was doing bits for him all the time. So there's another connection between John and Jim. And so John brings up a joke that Jim told on Jay Leno, except for he doesn't remember it correctly

and doesn't know why it was funny. I'll never forget it. I probably not going to get it right, but you said something like, you know, I just got a massage and there was no happy ending. I didn't know they had those kind of massages. I think I said something about I got ripped off, because I didn't know. I forget the wording of the joke.

That was the point of the joke. I remember the wording of it. It was, but that was the general push of it. Yeah, there was something. It wasn't that wording. Yeah. So, John didn't know why it was funny. He remembers the concept of it.

And Jim even goes, well, I wouldn't have said that, Joe, obviously, but okay, if you say so. So then they start talking about Jim forantine. Now, as you know, John, good friend with Jim forantine. So he asks, Jimmy, he's still keeping touch with Jim forantine. And the reason why he asked that, because he had to tell this riveting story about his recent experience with Jim Fordy. I talked to Jim. I want to say two weeks ago, I saw him. And during the pandemic, I would ride around and talk to him on the phone.

Yeah, yeah, I'm still in pretty good touch with Fordy. Oh, good, good, good. Because you know, I mean, you know, Jim's always been good to me too, you know. I mean, in fact, I have two phones, because my old phones that, you know, I'm in New York right now. I'm at my mom's. Oh, okay.

Yeah, in Long Island. And I left my other phone that has your number on it. So it's like text quarantine. I go, Hey, you got no one's number. I have it. Don't worry. I just want to have it on this phone. Right.

And then, you know, and then he immediately gave it to me. So I mean, what's interesting for? Why did he tell that story? He has two phones, one of them somewhere else, so he didn't have his numbers. We had a reach out to quarantine to get the number and then he gave it to him and then he was able to get, like, this is minutia.

Why does he have a burner phone? Yeah, why doesn't he carry a phone with them? That's also weird. Maybe he's got a good boy phone and the naughty boy phone. He got a good boy phone. Maybe he's got a landline that's got those buttons that each person. You know, with a landline, you do have to push one before you dial the number. Whoa, whoa.

Tell Jackie about that. 10, 10, what? So then, Stuttering John asked the questions that he asks everyone who comes on his show. You know, just standard interviewing questions. When you started, did you drink at that time or not? No, I quit when I was 18, so. No, this is, so John's asking if he used to drink. And then, of course, the final question to that is,

And what made you stop? I was just like a little douchey at all. I was, I shot, what's that? Because you don't want to look like this? What's wrong with the way you look? I don't know, they say drinking ages you. So Jim knows that you cannot have a good laugh with Centering John.

So even when Centering John tries to be self-deprecating, Jim immediately is like, no, you look fine. When you're talking about nuts, great. You're awesome, you're amazing. Meanwhile. I mean, meanwhile. You see Southern John. It's pretty fucking nuts. It's pretty crazy.

I just love that. So Jim Norton is famously sober. And famously, but somewhere since he's eight, he's told his story a million times. Not the John was listening to open Anthony. That's fine. But I just think it's so funny. He told his story a million times. Not the journals, he's not hoping Anthony. That's fine, but I just think it's so funny. He's like, oh, were you drinking? No, I wasn't.

Why? Why did you stop drinking? He has to save the KC Armstrong, too. Why don't you drink it anymore? I almost died. I had a really bad drinking. Oh, you're gonna meet me for a beer, right? But you're gonna have one beer.

I'll let me call you a doctor. Ha, ha, ha. Oh boy. This interview, by. Ha, ha, ha. Oh boy. This interview, by the way, is bonkers. That's never a fluent conversation. John's just asking questions, shoe-horning and things he wants to say about himself. At one point, he asks,

what comics did you like when you were growing up and follows it up with, are you dating anyone? Oh my God. And you would think that if you, you know, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, my God. And you would think that if you know, oh, I, I, I, I, what, danger field, and I like this guy, you would think the John would be able to like get into that conversation. No, not at all.

I don't know if he's listening to the answers. He just lets Jim answer the, it's almost like what he does with like major o'hater or whatever, just like answer the question. He's staring off into space reading the super chats and then he's right back to like the fucking next question. He remembers when he was on opian gym. So after Anthony was fired, opian gym did a show for a couple of years on

Sirius in the morning and uh, Suttering John was on that show and uh, opi complimented Suttering John after his appearance. Big mistake. Yeah, no shit. No, no. So, Opie was like, dude, that was hysterical. You know, I wish I could have you on for another round when I was, you know, when he was on. Yeah. You're a chin, there's a guy. Not true, not sure. Not true at all.

Every time someone compliments him, he thinks that it's real. These are just pleasantries that we all give to each other, like produce a Chris great job tonight. Yeah, I know you don't mean it. I know, I know you, I don't mean it. You play a guitar very well the other night. I dare you.

So, so then they're talking about, you know, OP and Jim and how they don't talk to each other anymore. It was kind of funny too, because Jim was very quick to say, like, yeah, we don't talk anymore, but, you know, whatever, it's fine. I'm not too worried about it. I don't carry the way. Like, I don't, I don't really think about it much.

And it's not because I don't want to think about it. It's just, you know, it's been years. So you just kind of, you know, you move on and you live your life and they live their life. You put them on the Pay No Mind list, as I like to say, but you still talk to Anthony, of course. Constantly. All the time. Yeah, I saw Anthony two nights ago. He did chip. Oh, really? He's hilarious on chip. The only reason we don't have Anthony in studio is we started to immediately, when we were allowed to, it's serious that we don't have Anthony in studio is we started to immediately when we were allowed to is serious that we can't have them anymore.

That was a serious thing. Believe me, me and Sam push back very hard on that. We fought very hard about that, but though he's a fired employee and they just cracked down and that was very, very frustrating. And that's the end of that conversation because of course, Senator John doesn't want to talk about anything to be anymore. He's like, all right, moving on. And that's the end of that conversation because of course, that I don't even want to talk about anything to be anymore. He's like, all right, moving on.

Then he tries to get tips on how to write comedy. If you can't see right through this question, because Jim lets him know, like, yeah, I'm working on, I'm writing right now, so, you know, I'm just out of town and trying to clear my hand and write stuff. I'm gonna get my notebook out. Like, I'm just, you know, I can't believe that you have five one hour specials, Joe. I mean, I mean, that is, not a lot of comments who can say that.

By the way, that's from 40 minutes prior to this where he goes, how many specials do you have? And Jim goes, well, there's five one hour, there's a couple half hour specials. I did this thing, I did that thing. And he goes, you know, John's been doing the same act for 20 years. I did this thing, I did that thing, and he goes, you know, John's been doing the same act for 20 years. I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, I kept, white page and you go, I don't know, what's bothering me today? Or you watch TV and then you come up with a, the impetus for a bit.

Tell me about the process. Also, do you have your written jokes that you're not going to use? And I can maybe, you know how to finish a sentence. Do you know how to say impetus? Before that conversation, he's talking about self-censorship. And John's going out and out about how he's just headlining in Reno and he goes, and I find myself not doing the same jokes because I'm concerned that maybe it's offensive,

maybe I don't want to do that anymore. What about you, Jim? Do you do that? And Jim goes, I don't think I'm a big enough comedian for anyone to care what I say. So no, I do not self-censor myself at all. We're just hilarious because you have so way bigger comedian than Centering John is all self-important. That's a good answer. I know that was a brilliant answer. I should have clipped it instead of just talking about it.

I think about it. It's fucking funny. But then John has to talk about trolls. It's so funny because John's asking Jim where he lives in Manhattan and Jim gives him the relative area Jim goes I'd give you my my address. I don't know I don't know why anyone would fucking care But I'll give it to you after the show or whatever So then don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do that. I just thought maybe I could you come over there for like a week You should internet you want to come over in a week? I thought well yeah, then another week. All right, so this is, by the way,

we're still posting the deep bank videos. I think I just put one up today or yesterday. Yeah, last night I think we put one up. Those are so funny. That's really funny. Producer Chris. That's stupid. Doing his set of rejotted pressure,

which is, he's nailing lately. If people are enjoying those. Those are on our YouTube channel, if you look up, who are these podcasts on YouTube? You can see the set of a John Deepfake videos, more to come on that front, I promise you that. Coming up. So of course, John, John can't have a conversation

with someone without bringing up trolls, which is so weird, because I listen to tons of other shows. I've been listening to Joe Rogan this week because he's actually had some interesting guests on and They've had some interesting conversations Never once does Joe Rogan say how do you deal with your trolls? He's so fucking stupid I give you know all the trolls know my address

They come by my place take pictures of of my car, and post it on Reddit. Oh, do you think? Do you think on the sites? You sure? Never. I don't check at mentions. I don't check at mentions. I don't check comments normally.

And the reason I don't, it's not because, like, oh, there's so mean. There's a lot of fucking douchebags out there. But it all honestly, the majority of comments on like Twitter or any social media, if you mute 10 different people, like the majority of comments you see are good. But even that, I was like, who gives a fuck? All right, so Jim is a reasonable person who realizes

that especially when, when, Southern John talks about Reddit, he's talking about our Reddit and Daebler's Anonymous. Daebler's Anonymous is hilarious. Quality Reddit, it's okay. It's a great Reddit. It's devoted to the Suttering John, but there's 400 people on it. Do you remember the opian anthem he subreddit?

Oh, yeah. Fucking brutal. We're talking about thousands and thousands of people who are doxing people and trying to ruin people's lives. Like, Jim Norton is dead with some serious fucking trolling in his life They're the meanest there's a meanest people to ever exist and John is no clue Did you ever go on those sites like Reddit and Jim's like no, I totally ignore it I don't like my app mentions. I just ignore all of that shit. It's fine. I don't care. It's not a big deal

John doesn't understand that at all. So then he asked us a follow up question. That was interesting about this. It's more troll talk, but he throws in critics and reviewers in there too, which are legitimate things, not just like, internet trolls. So after you do a comedy special, yeah. And then I mean, do you read the reviews, do you read, you know, what these trolls or these people are writing about you

or you just say fuck it? Most time, you know, it's hard to avoid. You read a couple of things. You know, of course, after an hour especially you wanna know if a review or an article you were in was pretty good. So Jim Norton's talking about something totally different than what Senator John's talking about.

He's like, well, if there's an article written about my comedy special that came out on the HBO, then I'll read it. You know, if, if there's an article written about my comedy special that came out on HBO, then I'll read it. You know, if there's a review from a critic about my comedy special that came out on Netflix, I'll check that out. It's like, you guys go, yeah, but what about these Twitties? They go on there.

Jim, when a guy dresses up as a roach, how do you feel about that? I think we've never had a guy dress up in a car car, but a cock and everyone right? All right, now we're getting close to the end of the show and this is fucking hilarious So let's get into the gym. No, I only have 10 one minutes. What you Jim. This is a harm. I got him fun sure Oh my god, fine fun Sure fucking brilliant I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song.

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I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song But all we get talking about is the way. We Jim Norton's met a lot of celebrities. I don't know if he knows that. He had Robert De Niro in one of his cold opens for one of his comedy smash-shalls. And he's yet Ozzy Osborne.

Well, easy. Was it a cold open? It was on a huge radio show for years. He was on a these Fio show for a long time too, lucky Louis. And famously has the biggest photo collection with celebrities. Correct. That's true. I've ever heard of.

That part's weird, but yes, he does like to take selfie with celebrities. And suddenly fuck face over here has gone, I bet Quinn Tarantino ever hear of him. He directed him. I have a picture with him. He's one of the best actors of our generation. Quinn Tarantino. Oh, the story too is so funny, because he was giving Quentin notes

as he was directing this comedy bet. He was going off script. I had to tell him to like stick to the script. Great directing, Chad. Good job, buddy. Why is it? It's a good brilliant. All right, so then they get into the chip talk.

And this is, I think this is the sixth time he says one last thing. I couldn't put together a compilation, but I ran out of time today. All right, just one more question. Okay, so this, I know, I know you gotta go, but I just, I don't want to keep you, but this is the last thing. And I'll let you go. I know I'm gonna say that a couple times. Chip, chip, chipperson has to come, come because I heard I didn't know about chip Chipperson. I was at Columbia's house. And I was about to do his show. And then, um, uh, you know, Vinnie Brands daughter was there. He had to bring up Vinnie Brands daughter being over at Anthony Cuminies. I mean, this is this person is the reason why Anthony

show was out there for a mod. So I feel like that was kind of a dig. And I don't know why that was relevant to the conversation. How'd you cope with chip? How do you not know the answer to that? It was a bit on the radio show for fucking years and years. Okay. And then after Jimmy goes away, John has started heading himself on the back. I can't believe anybody would be unhappy with this beer on the back. I can't believe anybody would be unhappy with this beer on the balcony because I, the guy is like the nicest fucking guy.

The reason why I'm unhappy with this episode of Beer and the Belk and he's not because of Jim Norton, it's because you stink, John. You stink. Your interviews suck. You don't have a normal conversation with people. And Jim seemed like he was being held hostage. Pretty much the entire time.

I know it may be uncomfortable. It's a very uncomfortable conversation. Well, gave it away. The one word answers. Yeah. Yes. Help. How do you write, Capitol? How do you write, Capitol?

What do you like? Come up with like stuff that you noticed during the day or watch a TV? Yes. And what's that like? What I do is I invent a new language and then I try to come with punchlines for set ups of the new language and then I do it in English.

It's super easy, it's great. All right, last thing I have after this, John starts promoting the show he's gonna do the next day. Now, as you know, beer on the balcony, John tends to get a little bit drunk on these shows. I know, surprising. I don't know if this is the best way to promote the guests you're going to have on the next day's show. And that will be with the author and political pun that listen Joe Pfe not listen Joe platform here I can't pronounce anything if that was a deep fake video I'd be

panting myself with a bang oh I like oh he wrote a really funny one I can't compete with that can't compete with that holy shit he is a fucking stuttering fuck face wow he, he's soggin'. I'm embarrassed by that. I'm not even John. As you should think. I'm changing my name to that.

I'm blushing. I was watching Anthony Cumia show this week and I have to play this one clip and let me tell you the setup of this. So he's telling this story about how he's on the train and there's a guy shouting his credit card information into his phone on the train and Anthony's gone if anybody wanted to steal a credit card they could do it He's giving out all the digits the expiration day all the stuff that you need to use a credit card

So a caller calls in later and says maybe this person Stole that credit card. That's why he was yelling it on the train so the other you would steal it. And then he could get away with that. Was the caller's suggestion. Yeah. If you stole a credit card, you just blurred out all the information

so a bunch of other people are stealing from it. Yeah, but I looked over the seat and the guy didn't look like Chad. So I assumed it wasn't a stolen credit card. Oh. I didn't see Chad Zuma in the seat. It was another gentleman. All right.

Well, good point. Good. Come on. Look, I didn't steal credit cards. Why am I you? Who in me? Not yet. You didn't.

And pun. And pun. Very good. Very well done. Mr. Kubia and the stolen credit card reference. What have we done today? Nothing. All right, okay, fair enough.

Well, I guess that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Oh, cheers. We're cheers. We're cheers. We're cheers. We're cheers. We're cheers. We're cheers.

We're cheers. We're cheers. This is the part of the show. We teased the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. And I don't know what that's going to be, but we're wrapping up Jacktober. And I'm happy to say that we'll have a special guest on

who was part of the original Jacktober on the opening Anthony show with us. So that'll be a very fun episode. And for the people who are complaining that we keep talking about radio shows, that's going to end after next week as the last one after this. The last one we are doing for the week. Jen from the Jingles Department.

Thanks for joining us today. Thanks for having me. It was a pleasure having you today. It was lovely to be here. I know, you haven't been to the new studio yet. I haven't, I know. You haven't been on in a long time, so it was very nice. Producer Chris, you're here. So please join us again next week. It might be the episode

we found out once for all who are these podcasts. Leave well, everybody. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. I now to show these clothes right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I think it's time for the net news. And from the WITP YouTube channel, we find more comments on the latest Stutt Joe deep fakes. Randy Marsh writes, I prefer this stuttering John. The real one leaves much to be desired.

Killing for days asks, Are you sure this is a deep fake? TJ notes, they'll protest die too much John. Bears and cigars quips, this guy is better at stuttering John than stuttering John. LOL, one I comments, I just love how John spent months saying the most horrible things about this judge, and his case has to go back in front of said judge in his bullshit appeal. So now John is backpedaling like a Jew riding into crackdown in 1942. Over at the Who Are These Podcasts Facebook group, Nigel Proplanes, Cardiff Electric is the best review girl, only haters and trolls disagree.

Chad throws in, and in cells. Can't forget the in cells. Ronnie confesses, I'm in the twilight zone. C.E. is God awful. And in the show's subreddit, fix it 403 inquires, when do we get a card of electric wet-peat shirt pick? Card of elect answers, soon. I need to lose three more pounds. Gamron K. Y. trying to give KC Invict a fighting chance against your massive honkers, huh? Card of elect, they have no chance. chance against your massive honkers, huh? Cardiff elect, they have no chance. I'll spare 3746 rates. I know it's cool to pretend to hate women in this

sub, but Vic and Casey are genuinely shitty and boring, and Cardiff and Van practice guy make the voicemail segment almost funny. Carro, your audience aren't all simps. Fire those stupid bitches in higher cardiff. Phantom Dennis asks, did we listen to the same cardiff segment? It was unlistenable. Our Lucas posts, Eric Zane is a goddamn good co-host. Dr. Steve 103, it took me a minute, but now I really like him. Fat ass tight pants.

I like Eric. He's prepared without trying to outsmile talk Carl and he seems to make old clubfoot better. Entertaining dude and a good egg. Lock inside has a message for the internet news segment girl. Thanks for including my comment in the latest internet news. This is my first appearance. I may now die happy. Bonus points for pronouncing my gay name correctly. An Uncle Scam 78 plays us out with.

Here's one she doesn't read often enough. Fuck you, clownies! I was hoping that would make it out there. We will, we will, we will... With Vic. W-, what is happening? Hello. Vic, are you getting a good response and feedback from your mint salad nude?

It's like 50, 50. Interesting. The comments on the actual page line, which maybe you have not seen, are overwhelmingly positive. Oh, that's good. Some of them are actually just covered, which I don't know you could do on page. Again,

took down the server for a few hours. But anyway, so Vic is now a sex symbol here on WTP. We think about that jump from the Jingo department. I mean, why not? Why not? That's what I say, too. Do we have any new reviews that we could read from the Navy? You do.

You have like four. Sweet. You have one from AOK Ryguy. He says abhorrent. This podcast is one long slew of toxic masculinity run rampant. Pressing opinions even in cells wouldn't be proud to support. The language is seeping with proud entitlement while building their foundation on criticizing other podcasts, completely unaware of the fact that they are, in fact, horrible.

The sanctimonious nature of the host and his guests is so egregious that the episode span the length of two plus hours as if their words are so relevant, they can possibly be a bit worth clipping. This is the crux. They'd argue, this is their joke, and it's simply missed on those unwilling to quote-on-quote take the joke, but the simple honesty is that it just isn't. The host prides itself on the bad reviews and even revels in them as if they're accolades and not actual indications on how hor- oh shit, horrendous he is. The degree of mental gymnastics and self-flatulance that is, it takes to rationalize that for this podcast as astounding. Simply put, the podcast on this, or no, the people on this podcast are aggressively bad and its

content there and naturally reflects this as well. I genuinely worry for anyone who finds this literal garbage fire podcast. Holy shit. Oh wow. What are they serving the Navy? If I had read that on the shitter, it would have taken me three shits together. I know. If I wait too much.

In the beginning, I thought it was a one star, but now I think it might be a five star. No, it's a one star. Wow. Some of the things. I just think it was my first instinct. You know what is funny about that? Is there's a local restaurant that our friends own.

It's called Dragonfly. I'll out them. And it's a restaurant? Yeah, I know. They have a lot of one-star reviews. I'm yelp and stuff. So they've leaned into it and all the people who worked there

have like the one-star reviews on the backs of the shirts and they have like examples of them. And I'm like, oh, that's cute, but also could you improve? I mean, it's fun, but also could you make the food better in the service better?

Because that's also something you should learn from that. So I think that's what the gist of what this review that we just got was. Well, they should have made it more short and sweet. Correct. Yeah, we reviewed their review too long. Yeah, too long.

Too long. Burmose. Fuck you. All right, what else you got? I got one by Jewish belly dancer. Like, am I already? Him? They said. Like, I'm already him. They say way too critical.

These dominates are way too critical about the shows that are more popular than theirs. Build THERE, apostrophe S. Listening to these guys talk about vocal ticks, coughing, bad audio quality, etc. is very repetitive and a lot of times these guys aren't even funny or clever. 10 out of 10, one of my favorite shows. All right, I was going to say that's a lot of episodes and we were repetitive. They keep stopping saying it. All right, very good. I like that one.

Yep. This one is from Andrew A. He says, critical, unreasonably critical. As if we care about their opinion, they spend three hours bad-mouthing podcasts that are rated twice as highly as their own. You would think if you were giving opinions about other podcasts and they are infinitely more loved than your own. You may take some notes from them instead of running your mouth about how bad they are infinitely more loved than your own, you may take some notes from them instead of running your mouth about how bad they are. There are clearly the gut, oh, these are clearly the guys that are just natural jerks

who think people want to hear their unreasonable opinion. So over the top. Who's stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Is that a one-star review, Vic? It is. No, geez, we're getting a lot of one-star. It's a guy who wants to go now with that. What are we pissing people off for something? I have evidently. I've obviously learned a lot from OP.

What are we talking about? You said it's like a Jewish belly dancer, right? They call it a band. They call it a youth. Did you ever review yourself and get it the wrong way? Vic with the call back. Yeah. Son of a bitch.

That's all the ones I have for today. Oh, okay. I thought I did you did four. That's all the ones. Yeah. That's just a screenshot of the same one. Oh, I have a lot of meat for lunch. So, you know, I thought maybe the first one was so long.

We're just counting it as tale. All right. Let's see. Let's hear some voice sounds. We don't have a few today. We'll get through this very quickly. It's Friday, bitches. Venus.

All right, David Chuck. I'm gonna call it in. Can that be one of our like catch phrases now? Venus, that's a pretty funny catch phrase. Put it on a T-shirt. Uh, boy. Oh, this is the guy. This next boy is the guy Neil, who suggested JTD in the morning.

Fuck him. Hey, Carl. This is Neil. Thank you for taking my suggestion for the show. This is like an early birthday present. I mean, honestly, I'm no joke. This is the greatest gift since a friend of mine paid a strip to give me a hand job in Vegas. That is not a joke. That is a true story.

Call me back. Which is not the joke that this is a good gift or that the stripper gave me a hand job. I gotta go with both for real. Okay, both for real. While you're welcome, Neil. Happy birthday. Very good. This is about you, Vic.

It's the next one. Might be about Casey as well. He's skanked, Vic in Casey. You sure they might have great tips. But can you imagine trying to put up with those fucking boring, vapid personalities just to try and get a piece? Fuck no. fucking boring, vapid personality just to try and get a piece. Fuck no. Sir, that's called life.

I don't know, I don't know where you're living, but you put up with that for great debts. Yes, that's what you do. No, he just sounds like you fucks a lot of, like a meth head gal, like you found on the street corner, like hey, just come get in, you have a lot of personality. Oh, that's a thing. Yeah, that's that easy. You ever number.

The main. Oh, there might be my mom, but I don't have a number. Oh, um, Mrs. Vick. So you guys might have noticed there's been a lack of card of electric on this episode who's pretty much taking over the show lately, but we haven't heard from Cardiff yet. Until now.

Hello. who's pretty much taking over the show lately but we haven't heard from card if you are until now uh... controversy all over the internet after last week i am the original base player from the ice of the i was brutally kicked out of the band and replaced by Ross Strongle. I wanted to go on the record to say that was not me on who or any odd tasks we, I am your original bass player, but the microphone, sir. Story checks out.

Was that the end? Yeah, noises go on for a while. And then this person calls back, and this is not Cardiff, by the way I should say it. Hello. I left a message previously and was not able to edit it as I wanted to. So I am leaving a new message. Please disregard the old message. Whoops. My name is Sal Manila. Oh my god.

I am a original bass player of the isotopes. I was in the band for four years before I was forcefully removed and replaced by rock strongo. Anyway, all my social media has been blowing up over the last week. Over an alleged appearance I made on a show called Who Are These Podcasts, which I am calling now. I want to go on a record to say that was not me. That was a big for letting me set the record straight. I don't know what to think. These meta jokes are gonna be ahead of you. I honestly don't know what to think anymore. Who was it that said, I listened to him and it finally clicked.

Oh that was, I'm Eric Zane. Okay. I think he was at Eric Zane's show actually. Okay, because he had Card of Od. I feel the same way. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I don't think I get him, but I now think he's funnier than I used to.

I'm gonna say this and I'm gonna get beat up for it on the Reddit and probably on the Discord. I think he's really funny. Yeah. I enjoy his show. I enjoy his programming. And we'll never hear from him. Yeah, he's like Neil Hamburger.

Ha ha ha ha. All right. I don't think I wanna play this next voice, Mal. How the fuck does the bill lose to the goddamn Titans car? What the fuck? Yeah, that sucked. It did suck. It kind of ruined the middle of our vacation. It was a bummer. It was a bummer. It didn't work out the way I wanted it to. It's ruining the end of our show actually. Yeah, stop it. Pup Boy Rick, you guys all know Prep Boy Rick, he joined my fantasy league this year. Oh, no shit. Yeah, no shit.

He's in my fantasy league and we went head to head this past weekend. He was going into a five-and-oh. Hey, Carl, this is Prep Boy Rick. This is a personal message for you that you don't need to share with anybody. I just wanted to say my friend, well done because I had planned on running the table in the fancy football league and of course it is you

who ends my undefeated streak and it's not that I hate it. The same way that I understand that Aaron Rogers will destroy my bears in any any way shape or form. I knew that you were going to do this. I knew that you were going to cause me unbearable pain and suffering. And thank you. I also do well done. And maybe becoming. You see the way to earn it well done. I love you, dude. Fill the bags. So I will say that I had Derek Henry. This is exciting stuff for people. Chad, don't give me that look. Derek Henry was my fancy running back around all over the bills, which sucked. But then I won my game because he scored so many points. And I had the most points in the entire league last week

because of that. And probably work at the second most highest points in the entire league. So only playing me was the only way he would have lost. And I broke his streak and I was five and one. While I'm thinking of it, can I say one thing? Of course. While we watched that game in South Carolina,

I mean, you can take this out, of course. What about a shout out to Luke? Thank you. Good call. I wonder if Luke's still listening. When we were on vacation, I got recognized by a fan. Luke came up and said, hi. And I wasn't even talking at the time.

So I was surprised. I was surprised. I'm like, you weren't even talking. How did you get recognized? I was wearing a Bill's jersey. That's what helps.'m like, you weren't even talking. How'd you get recognized? I was wearing a bills jersey. That's not helps, but, but yes, I walked up to me and I pointed out Andy and Jeff from the Jingle's Department.

Not as excited about those two, but very excited to beat me. Heard nothing about us, but Carl was incognito. He was wearing long pants and he wasn't talking. Well, that guy said he looks like a fucking asshole. Yeah, shout out to Luke. That was cool meeting Luke. Hey Carl, this is Stuttering John.

This is how I talk. I just want to remind you that the lawsuit is still coming down the plate. Watch out buddy. Law suit is still coming down the plate. All right, cool. Sounds good. Last voice bell that I have to play.

This person has a little bit of fun with their concepts here. Hey, this is so cool. Man, just listen to the podcast and I'm listening to you. And Vic, talk about how guys are sending big pictures of their cancelling, dude. What a bunch of fucking losers, man. Oh my god, hold on, dude. Fuck my catch trying to get in the middle of the postman. Anyways my god. Hold on dude. Oh fuck my catch trying to get in

home. Anyways, yeah man dude. I love the stuttering John moment. Oh my god. That guy's a loser. Oh my god. I'm gonna open up my beer real quick. Oh god damn it. I'm not gonna over all these fucking bottles. I got about 12 more to get through. Yeah, anyways, man, I'm loving the podcast. And this, that was, well, hold on, it's my fucking headphones. Oh my God, they're broken again.

Son of a bitch. Yeah, it looks like, I gotta sum it up to go down the five below and go pick up some more headphones. Anyways, yeah, Carl, I love the show. That's really great. Can't wait to hear more. Oh, son of a bitch, man.

Oh, I parked on the, man. Oh, I parked on the street again. And they're fucking giving me a ticket. Any whistler. I'll see you by Couseroo. All right, you hit everything there, buddy. Good job. Good call. Yeah, it was impressive. Vic, anything you want to plug my friend? And no, just keep texting me. Pictures of your cat and some guy just posted in the in the live show chat a picture of him and his cat. I don't want to see you. I just want to see your cat. Oh, come on. I feel like 300 pounds. That's a long time fans. Don't include yourself. All right. Just want to see your cat. All right. You heard her, she wants more dickbecks. Keep them calm, everybody.

Can't feet. And feetbecks, for sure. She loves that stuff. All right, thanks, Vic. Of course. All right, and for Jeff from the Doos apartment and producer Chris, and of course, we had Brandon from Shitty Song of the Week

and Trixie, I wanna say. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over! I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye!