Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep283 - Virgin Mornings in Toronto

Episode Date: October 31, 2021

It's the last week of Joctober and we decided to travel north to Toronto to visit with Adam Wylde, JT, and Jax. You'll want to listen to this one for your chance to win Raptors tickets, a signed puzzle, and beach dirt.  Anthony Cumia is back again to help us try to figure out what Adam is laughing at. Then Shuli joins us to chat about the recent digs Stuttering John has taken at both him and Anthony. Finally we wrap up with some Scorch and Opie talk. And there's tons of Cardiff stuff, too. Sorry. https://www.compoundmedia.com/ https://compoundcomedy.com/ https://shalomshuli.com/  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and we'll talk a little bit about that today as well. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Virgin Mornings. That's right. We're still in Jacktober. It's the last day of Jacktober.

This is a suggestion that came in from Mark Fellower. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Adam Wilde, TJ and Jacks. And the producer is producer Leah and Anthony. This is a show out of Toronto a morning show. I think it's a wild I got to tell you when I agreed to do this, you would ask me about a month ago. Hey, we do October and it would be nice to get in on one of these

because you know, the old ONA days with Jack tober and stuff. And I'm like, sure, you know, you do a public service with these reviews of a lot of these podcasts and whatnot. And I just forget how much work it is. It's so much, and I don't mean cutting things up or anything. I don't do that. Missy does that. I mean, having to listen to this absolute shit of a show. It was, it was work to me. It was actual work. I was thinking about this. It's a little bit different than how you guys used to do it.

I don't be an Anthony, because Sam would come in with the clips and no one in the studio had heard them before. So you kind of got to react to it the first time you heard it. And now the way we do it is everyone's kind of on the same page as far as what the show is and what it's all about And I was thinking I might be fun because we've done like show and tell before where people each choose a different show and come in and pull clips and play it We should probably experiment with that a little bit more. Yeah, because there is something fun about hearing for the first time

Like wait, what's going on here? Who is who is TJ? Let me just say Adame is like, he's the guy who moves the show along. He's like the straight man, he keeps things. Oh yeah. TJ is the wacky guy. You could tell because I'm the promo. I think he's making a face. Like, whoa, watch out for this guy. And then Jacks is the lesbian who gives them all cred.

She was like Justin Bieber. Dude, this is, yeah, listening to this, I was like, this is a time capsule of morning radio, put somewhere up in Canada and just they allow them to do this as a kind of like a museum of what morning radio used to be. And they're still doing it, like it's relevant in any way, shape or form. They even the names like Adam Wilde. I'm wild, look out. And then TJ's like the crazy guy because he's just got initials for a name.

And then Jack's, Jack's is like with an ex. It's like, yeah, she's the woman, the whole, but she's also a lesbian and she's there to keep those guys in line. And they need it boy, they need it. Boy, they are outrageous. This is extremely formalic. And the other thing that I miss about the radio, that I say that facetiously, is they constantly have to keep people listening to the show.

And they'll do it anyway they can. This show, it's all about giveaways all the time. Oh, yeah. A constantly bribing listeners to listen. Now remember, you're never more than two hours away from another keyword that'll get you in the draw. 100 bucks instantly, and then of course, in the draw for living rent free for 12 straight months.

Can you imagine what that would do for your life? Also at eight o'clock, just after anyway, Raptors tickets with 99 version radio. All right, so we'll pay your rent for an entire year. You want to go to the basketball game? That's out of us too. Can you just please listen to the commercials? I just love it.

They love the giveaways. And here it is, I've done regular FM radio. Sure. And when we were in Boston, we'd have to sit with the GM and the PD. And they would come up with the ideas for giveaways and all the stuff you kind of hear on this virgin morning show. And I could just picture him going like, all right, you know, what are people saying these days? We need to tie it into what's popular. You know, living rent free in my head, they're living rent free in your head. Let's do a free rent thing.

And that, and I'm like, oh, I've just, I heard the meeting. I was sitting in the meeting while I was listening to this shit. I got an idea. How about there's a guy who steals $10,000 from our prize just, and you can be a fugitive. And if you can just find the fugitive.

All right, so this is at the very beginning of the show, the color calls in and wins. Now, this is the rent-free thing. If you win, you get entered to be put in a drawing that will happen. At some point in the future, I don't even know when. But people get very excited about this because they also win $100. You're $100 richer and you may not be paying red next year. Congratulations. You're in the dream What are you building? I walk in condos. All right. I'm gonna I just pause it real quick because they laugh at everything Oh, yeah, what are you building and they're like?

He's a construction worker like that's a normal question. You know what I was talking about? I was building us a home. It's too bad we're not building any of those in this city. Yeah, I know. I know. I know there's so many of them. Oh God. Another thing is, and this is something I learned doing radio, the callers will never,

ever be as excited as the staff on the show. They always go like, hey, you want $100? And they're like, I thank you. What's your favorite state yet? I have a Virgin morning and I'm in whatever. No one cares. They don't care their prize pigs. They just sit there by the phone trying to win prizes. And if they win a hundred bucks, it's no big deal. They don't give a shit. Well, okay, so that's a good point. And I don't want to get too into radio,

because people are going to get annoyed with that at this point in the month. But we know for a fact that there's a small percentage of people who win all the prizes on radio. Like you said, prize pigs. And yet, for some reason, every radio station still thinks if we give away prizes, we'll keep people listening.

I've never once listened to a radio station or program because I could win a prize. Should just be able to take it. I don't know why they actually think it's gonna get people that have never listened to their station and the ratings will go up. Every one of these stunt things, these contests, they've in my experience have never resulted in higher ratings, the next

ratings book. Oh, our ratings books through the roof, we were giving away raptors tickets. Yeah. I think we want to go to the basketball game, they can just go buy tickets. It's fine. It's not that difficult. It's not entertaining radio. Give that a whirl.

Yeah. Try being compelling. Having something interesting to say, I don't know, I'm just throwing it out there. I could kick out of that meeting real quick. All right, you, that's enough. And you have some clips here, buddy. Do you have a clip that maybe sums up the show for you? The first one is just like right from the get go, the classic radio type shitty intro with the sound effect. I mean, you've goofed on this plenty of times. People have taken it over to a podcasting, but it did originate with a shitty morning

radio, the classic intro. It never gets all dope. Your keyword is the day of the week. It's Monday. Yeah. Listen, we don't love the fact that it's Monday right now. I don't think anybody does. And it's rainy, but Monday could mean big things for you.

We're talking about living rent free for an entire year and all you have to do is text Monday to us. Triple line double line along with your name. Monday has got to be the first word. Your name is the second. And that's it. You got five minutes. Let's go. This is version mornings with Adam Wilde, TJ and tax. Let's go. And I'm going to point out and you could elaborate on this. This is 5 30 AM. There's nothing natural about this. He's got like, whoa, you got a crazy wacky day at Monday morning. Oh, yeah.

First of all, Mondays, you have to make a big deal of how much Monday's. Shotgun. More, look out. Mondays here. We'll get you through it though. And it's so loud in obnoxious at 5.30 in the morning. And then that production, that shitty voice that was used in the 90s. All grunge, all rock.

This, it's so overdone I don't know Canada's always been some kind of I don't know like a time capsule of one America is and boy they don't they don't disappoint with their radio. Yeah, and I do want to point that out. I think that's an important point is that this is Toronto. This is the biggest city in Canada. We're not picking like some rural place

where they like are doing radio like it's 1996 talent. This is what's going on in Toronto. Right now, this is from this week. They're talking about Halloween and shit. They're all excited about Halloween. Which by the way, they bring in their producer. And I do understand the point of this at all. It's not a good anecdote, but they bring her in so that she can talk about how she wasn't a

wow to trick or treat when she was younger. But producer Leah, that was your parents. You have never tricked or treated. No, not allowed. I'm not allowed to do that. And why is that? Why not? So my mom is a very strong devoted Christian, really, and I respect that. But I was never allowed to trick or treat or Halloween or anything because it is also known as the devil's day. Oh, this is going great. Where did it go with that?

How do you build off of that conversation? It's the devil's day. Oh, good one. All of their conversations, by the way, every single thing they stop to talk about is unbelievably boring. Yes, they don't even pick topics that are kind of exciting. And you could tell when they even think they might be heading into some controversial talk, they pre-apologize for everything.

They want to let you be sure that they're not insulting anyone. They're not demeaning anybody. It's the most safe, dull radio you'll ever listen to. So they set up this, people not allowed to trick or treat. And this turns into a texture segment. And that's a new thing too, is that everybody texts into the show and they're like, hey, from the 9.5, oh, he says, I wasn't allowed to either. I was a Joves witness.

Like, okay, whatever, okay. So that the guy has an idea about starting his own church that allows people to trick or treat. But notice here on this clip that they always laugh into the bumper. And this is very formulaic of radio. You gotta be having a good time right into that bumper. And then the church actually just stopped doing it because we're still kind of celebrating.

It's too close to close to the devil. It's too close to the same day. Candy, which is open our own church and then throw Halloween parties. Oh wait, maybe not. That's cool. That's not good. Oh, wait, maybe not. That's okay. That's not good. Oh, that's not good.

That's not good. Ah! Oh. Oh. Ah! Ah! It's like the watching the clock. Get down.

Three, two, ah! Yeah. Yeah. One more hide. We're there. Hit the button. It's awesome. That was an awesome out.

Great break. That's what I wanted to ask you is, so you listen to an episode of this, and these episodes run for about an hour when they edit out all the bullshit. So just the talking portion of this show that goes 530 to 10, Monday through Friday is about an hour.

Do you think they feel good about themselves when they're done? Do they get done like, look at each other like, oh, that was a good show today. We kicked ass. We kicked ass. We kicked ass. Seriously, I bet they do. I bet they think that they did such a good job.

I have a few more clips, obviously. Yeah, you want to get to one where it's just a terrible setup to a terrible story. Yeah. Have you ever had anything unintentionally scary happen in your home? Like where you were alone and it was dark and then something happened and then you were scared and you're like, is this the time in my life where I'm in a horror movie? Oh my god, this is the topic. That's not a sensible question.

This is an idea. Guys, you gotta have your topic starters. So you come up with an interesting topic, right? And then the crew, all your guys in there, talk about it. And it gets the listeners wanting to get involved with these amazingly interesting topics. I hear the fucking, the bosses telling these guys, it's so bad hear I hear the fucking the bosses Telling these guys it's it's so bad. It's boring. You could tell what happened in the meeting the previous week now guys next week We're leading into Halloween. So we got to have a lot of horror movie talk We got to talk about scary things if anyone's got an anecdote about a spider in the house. That would be great candy lots of candy talk

about a spider in the house that would be great. Candy lots of candy talk. Candy talk. F**king candy talk. Hey, what's up with candy corn? I heard it. Yeah, every year. What's a candy's pronouns, Anthony? Hershey.

Yeah. Hershey. The 99. 99. We'll be telling that joke every hour. I know. Dude. You're not. We'll be telling that joke every hour. I know. Dude, it's not.

So I want to play a quick segment unless you have a pay off for that other clip that you just played. Well, there was kind of, I think this one is quick too. It's a terrible follow-up. Okay, yeah, about the scary moments. I was awoken one night to some of the knocking on my door. follow up. Okay, yeah, about the scary moments.

I was awoken one night to somebody knocking on my door, instead of getting up and seeing who it was, I just laid there like a coward. Does that count? No, I like that, I like that. Why? Why do you like that? What's the laughing for? I woke up in the middle of the night, I heard a sound was frightened.

I thought it might be a vagina or a breast in the room. It sounded like boobs. I thought I was going to see women's dirty parts. But I just laid there like a coward. Oh, coward, that's good. Oh, this guy's good. See, I want to follow up with another question after that. Like, why did you bring that up?

What are you telling this on the radio right now? Yeah, they're trying to get us so hard to get those callers, get a caller or a text and involve the audience. That's what you got to do, guys. Vov the audience. So, speaking of involving the audience, one of the contests they have, one of the games that they play,

is this horror movie trivia. Now, it's not like they take a caller and ask the caller question, which would be interesting. The caller picks one of the hosts, and then the host play the game, and if the caller picks the host to wins and they win, so it's like, we know what a caller's involved, and we'll just do this ourselves.

Right, right. Pick a person and we'll do it. The problem, we don't want to get colors involved. And we'll just do this ourselves. Right, right. But pick a person and we'll do it. The problem is they don't like horror movies. Nobody on the show knows anything about them, of course. What slasher film stars Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ryan Philippe? Jacks. Jacks got that first.

Scream. Incorrect. Oh, I don't know. Oh, you don't. TJ, final destination. Oh my god. I don't know. Oh, you don't TJ final destination. Oh my god I have no idea The first question. I know what you did last time

Lesson I'm not saying that's a great movie, but if Jennifer love you, it's tits are in it I'm gonna know about it. What are these guys doing? Well, that's probably why Adam Wilde doesn't know what it is. Jackson, I know. I know. Do you have any questions about, oh, what was that cowboy movie with those two boys? I know. All right, so here's another trivia question

that they're befuddled by. And it turns into children. And I said this last week too, but the sounds like if children were doing a radio show, is it what it would sound like. Which iconic scary movie features Quentin Tarantino and George Clooney as murderous brothers? Whoa, Jack's the shining. No, look. I don't know straight up. Wow. TJ, Christmas vacation. What is it?

Adam, Batman 3. Oh, guys. No, all right. Fine. Who do you get? Batman, man, man. Ocean 12. Still don't stop it.

I'm not. I think I got a question here. Ocean's OK. We're tied at one here, TJ. Oh, the guy's still trying to tag it. Ocean's 13. Like think I got a question here. Okay, all right. We're tied at one here, T.J. I hope this doesn't happen. Oh, the guy's still trying to tag it. Oh, just 13. Like, yeah, we get it.

You're saying movies that couldn't possibly be. When you said Christmas vacation, that joke was over. I was like, I got one. The Italian job. What about Star Wars? Like, yes, we get it. That's not the answer. We get it.

It's not. And then the whole literally says, oh, guys. Oh, guys, come on. Oh, guys. Let's get the right answer. Come on. Let's get the way to do it. Come on. Rain it in. This is getting crazy. All right. I have the way they started the show on Friday is with this topic. This is a longer clip. Please try to bear with me here. The woman Jacks is five two. She's short in stature and she's petite. So they're saying,

can we bring Jacks out trick or treating with us and will people give her candy? All right. Wow, compelling stuff right there. We decided that it would be fun if Jacks joined myself and my daughter, Everly, who is two and a half, on Halloween. Taking your girls out. And Jackson's gonna go to 10 houses or more, but we'll just say 10 houses because it's easy, right? I've got a neighborhood. It's so great. I got a neighborhood that actually trick or treats,

which is cool. That's cool. And so Jackson, Everly, you're gonna go up to each house with me. But Jackson's gonna have, you're gonna be a ghost, right? You have a bed sheet over you. And I got children's boots. You had children's boots. Put on, can you describe the children's boots?

They're just like they're just like little pink and black boots like they look like little girls boots. Oh, okay Yeah, okay, so Jackson is gonna. Just in case. Jackson's gonna be in her ghost costume. Everly is gonna be in her Marshall from Paw Patrol costume and Those are gonna be my two they're gonna be my two daughters. Wow. So we wanna see how many houses out of 10 that Jacks can get candy from. Now you gotta remember, Jacks' face will be covered in this. That's true, right?

We're gonna have holes, but that's it. Yeah, that's it. So the question we wanted to put to you was, and let's do it, we wanted to do it in the center here. Okay, as in. What's betting? Or basically, how many houses out of 10 will Jacks get candy from? Because I'm sure there's gonna be some houses that are like

Yeah, how many houses do you think jacks gets like how successful on because this is gonna be really important You know she'll be walking up there holding hands with ever really yeah But how many places actually give jacks but how many places actually give Jackson? We heard you. Oh my god. They're listeners. That's taking forever. And by the way, the answer is 10 out of 10. No one's going to give me shit.

No one's IDing trick or treaters. Yeah, yeah. The last and broken vaccine card before they asked for a roof of age for for jacks. Oh, funny, funny side note. Jack's got molested by somebody while she was trick or treating. Jack's actually got that razor blade we all heard about. If the app, the razor blade and the apple, she will be in for a few weeks. Uh, can you believe it?

So the text line is just like what you said, and I think producer Chris, all 10 houses will give her candy because you don't give a shing or handing out candy whoever shows up there, right? You can't wait for it to be over. Right, so then the one guy TJ points out that the text line is saying that everyone's gonna give her candy. The text line is for the unanimous. Really? Definitely getting 10, 10 out of 10.

Jack's gonna get candy from all the houses, 100%. So, okay, so should we make this more interesting and say it like you have to show your face a little bit Because we're facing it just on height. Yes, you should make it more interesting that her wearing a ghost sheet over her Yeah, it just have her go up to the door as a as a lesbian woman What are you supposed to be a dyke and then they go? No, we're not gonna make it more interesting to that. This is the rules. This is what we're gonna do.

Now, hit us up, triple nine, double nine. We actually want to know how much Candidus Jacks get. 10 out of 10 houses, that high? This is Virgin Mornings with Adolome, GGM Jacks. 99, nine, Virgin Radio. Virgin Radio. Okay, in the words of the great body McFarlane. Oh, fucking cares.

I can't believe they turned us into a collar bit. We wanna know what you think. How many people will give her candy? And then they come back to the break and they have to reset it. So I want you, before we get to the next text message. Yeah. Jacks, I want you to explain to everybody who's just tuning in how it's gonna go when you walk up to the house.

So you're going up with Everly and I'll be behind you guys. Well, and we're both as your father is our father. You can call me Daddy. And actually, what I need is for you to say, like, how will you say trick or treat? And then what else will you say? Cause you've got to get Everly to say it to my sister and I Everly are holding hands going up to the door. And I say, and then what else will you say? Cause you gotta get Everly to say it too. My sister and I, Everly are holding hands going up to the door.

And I say, trick or treat. One more time. Trick or treat. Do I sound like a child? All right, someone actually softly just posted in the discord, a photo of this woman. She looks like a teenage boy. Yeah, yeah.

So it's not even a good bit in any single way. She could easily go in trick or treat. Also, and this thing where they had the music playing the entire time. Yeah, the bed. That's a lack of confidence in the content, right? Absolutely. And it's not even on the part of the staff.

It's on the part of management. Yes. Management makes you play a bed when they don't have any confidence in the people that what they're saying is going to be interesting enough to hold an audience. A little side note too, when I was working at WAF up there in Massachusetts, the motto of the station was, WAF, we only stopped the rock twice an hour because they go into two commercial breaks every hour. And that's when they stopped the rock.

So people are complaining, you're going, no, all of your jocks take breaks and talk and take calls. It's like, no, but the rock is still playing in the background in a music bed. How that works. Technically, we haven't stopped the rock. Oh, Jesus. Fuck, I'm stupid. No, that's what they said.

That's where they get you. So, Anne, I have a so stupid. That's where they get you. So, Ian, I have a question then. Are you hearing that in your headphones as you're trying to have a conversation? Are the jocks hearing that? Yes. Oh, God. That's so interesting. That's so interesting.

Yeah, you're so distracting. I was always, and not having been from the business, I literally would say like, like inappropriately, because I guess you're not supposed to question things. I'd be like, why is there music playing? Why is there music playing? And you know, you could hear a collective, yeah, why is there music playing from the audience? I could just see these guys going home to dinner and having to turn on like a drum beat. Just to have a conversation with their family.

It's really like a talk. Yeah, they're what do it. I was your date today. What's it doing school? It clears up the dead air when you're talking to your son about his sexuality. I was going to make a talk. Yeah, there would do it. I was your day today. What did you do at school? It clears up the dead air when you're talking to your son about his sexuality at the dinner time. You like to put a one your what?

Yeah, no shit. I thought Billy was just a good friend from school. All right. So there's another awful top. That's all they do. They come up with these horribly awful topics suggestions. And it's like they don't even do any real prep. This has to be off the top of their heads.

But apparently not, they thought about it and said, no, this will be good stuff. So this is clip three, I think, or four. No, I got you four. You know what we should do this week to celebrate Halloween? What's the creepiest thing your kid has said to you? Yeah, let's definitely do that this week. I think that because kids do say some scary stuff. Wait, what is that?

What is that? You think you're trying to make it? Yeah, I'm like, what's it count? Hey, you say scary stuff. Yeah, I like what's it count. Hey, you say scary stuff. I'm gay. Bobby put his fingers in my butt. Like, yeah, that's really creepy.

That's a melancholic. That's a melancholic. Adam Wild touched me. Just terrible. What a terrible topic. Scary things your kids say to you. What does that even mean? And you know, I think that when he did come off,

it came off the top of his head. He's just like, oh, I got a bit of spontaneous brilliance here, I should share it with the crew. They should be able to come up with three topics, because they just need three topics for an entire episode. They should be able to prep that before they start the show. So at least some people could talk about me,

interested in this other episode I listened to. They're talking about, how do you go to sleep at night? What do you need? And she's like, well, I like to listen to a rainfall, sound effects, and whatever, I'm knowing she's gonna go, one guy's like, I had to lie on my back and turn my head to the left. Like, whatever, you know.

So then they get a collar. This is your own show. You'll be out in a second. Yeah, right. So so they get a color. You're on show. You'll be out in a second. Yeah, right. So they get a color and it starts off with, it sounds like Megan is a bit OCD, I would say. Megan, tell us about yours. It's very strange and it's kind of like two days.

Oh, no. That is definitely strange. What do you got? So before I can even think of it, I'm going to believe I have to use the washer at least three times because of my bladders not completely empty. I cannot fall asleep.

The anxiety piece, yeah, I got them too. I've got to go first. So then when I actually go into my room, I have to close the closet door, make sure all of my drawers are closed. Go out of the aisle, back in the chair. Go out of the aisle, back in bedroom door. It's that completely tight. And then when I step into my bed,

I set my alarm three times because I'm afraid it's not gonna go off. Yeah, I get you. So this is what you were saying before, I worked so safe. This woman is explaining a mental disorder. She has OCD and they're going, yep, get that. No problem, yeah, sure, it makes sense.

Yeah. And I have to count the amount of fringe on my throw rug on the floor of my bedroom. Three times to make sure I got it right. Like the stove at four in the morning, every night exactly at four. So I'm listening to this, I'm going, okay, this woman has a problem with OCD

and she probably needs help for that. But no, she's actually a mental patient. This continues on. So I have to check every corner on the floor and in the feeling to make sure that they're so high. Every night you do this quick spider check. I get it every night because I'm petrified of spiders. I actually wake up hallucinating that

their spiders crawling on me sometimes so in order to kind of ease that hallucination oh my god Megan that's really intense yeah and then when I finally stick in my head on my left side which is facing the door because I'm petrified that somebody's to sneak up behind me and scare me. Right. And they're all like, yeah, okay, sure. That makes sense.

They have to agree with everything any caller says. Like, yeah, I got you. Oh, boy, I'm right here with you. I think, no, no, you're a crazy person. When I hear that call, I think, oh, this is whack pack material. Like, let's get her into the studio. I was thinking about how, when they brought in the high-pitch Eric on Howard Stern, he made him touch a fish

because he's like, definitely afraid of fish. It's hilarious. Like, they should just throw her in a room with spiders and just see what happens. Mike and Allison, let it go. That'd be interesting at least. It's said they're like, oh no, I get that. Oh no, set your alarm three times in a row.

That makes perfect sense. Sit down on the toilet three times in a row. No, you're doing everything right, Mac, and good for you. Thanks for calling. They, again, again, management will tell you no matter what, do not insult the listeners. Right.

Don't talk down to them. They are, you know, your life's blood. So look at them as another member of your crew. Ugh, it's so fun. I know exactly what they go through with their management. I could hear the meetings, I swear. Well, here's another caller topic that they want to bring up.

So I'm gonna ask you a triple nine, double nine. Jackson, TJ and I all believe that we could survive more. Absolutely. You guys won that one. We all would. We all would present our case to you. We all like to present our case to you as to why we believe that we could survive a horror movie.

And we would like you to vote on who you think actually would. Like the most likely candidate of the three of us. Triple nine, double nine team, Jacks, team TJ team out. Tell us why. Jack, you wanna start presenting your case first? What is this like? Tell us who you think this hypothetical tell us why. Jack, you want to start presenting your case first. What is this like, tell us who you think? This hypothetical about us is this is so, guess it just re-sufferation to try anything

to get their listeners involved in the show. They're holding on, they're grabbing their shirt tails, they go, please, please don't go away. They need their listeners. This is a topic no one would actually present to a radio show, would bring to a radio show and say this is a good topic. So producer Chris and I are homosexuals.

Who do you think is the top and who's the bottom? Call him. Call him what else do you think? We're going to present our cases. Who do you think's the top and who's the bottom? Call it. Call it what else do you think? We're gonna present our cases. Who would survive? All right, so this is, so now they have to make their cases for who would survive in a horror movie. And listen to TJ's response.

It's the opposite of fun. He sucks all of the fun out of this question. I just know what would be me. Number one, I already hate crowds. So the odds of me getting involved with a zombie apocalypse or some type of raged monster. Yeah.

Already really low. I'm also very meticulous. I'm very careful. I'm very calculated with my routine. So let's say there is a zombie apocalypse happening. If I'm already in my layer and I'm safe, I'm going to be out of the three of us most likely to check my security systems, to stick to my routines and not break any rules to alert the zombies.

It's boring. You're boring everybody. We're boring everyone. It's a slide rule. Fucking formula written on a blackboard answer to a dumb question and couldn't they just pick one movie and say yeah Right, there's so many fucking horror movies right who's a horror Can you answer that? It's a stupid question if it's guys like I would hide okay good you win And then yeah terrible jacks has to give the dumbest answer and listen to the laughter it gets.

Not the comfortable kind, mind you. This is not a comfortable laugh. Team Jack's for sure. This one from the 905 because the gaze are pros at subverting conflict. That's true. Oh, God. Just making the killer feel comfortable. I've been fighting all my life, baby. I've been fighting all my God. Just making the killer feel comfortable. I've been fighting all my life, baby.

I've been fighting all my life. Look guys, given that one a standing o over there. You know what that's about too. No, we fired for this. I was talking about K. You're going to get canceled. Oh my God. Did you, Missy was good enough to put a super cut, by the way, of the uncomfortable laughter.

Oh God. Of Adam, Adam Wilde. A lot of, boy, this guy, there's nothing I heard that merits any laughing, but 80 examples of laughter from this guy. And it's all like you said uncomfortable and to Missy's credit she labeled this yeah super cut You're gonna laugh at this don't laugh First no joke I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.

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I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking it is all about. I'm not going to stop. No seriously, they were just thinking that I'm a large. This is for you in the morning so that I'm allowed to you day in jacks. On 99 9, Virgin Radio.

Wow. Now, I understand laughing at something funny that's going on in a studio. I've done it many times with Jimmy and Trees and Voss even. The idea that this show is so hilarious that this guy is gaffawing, gaffawing over everything that's said. And especially before the outro bumper into commercials is just so typical. It's a bit over the top, I would say. Little over the top, right? And it's interesting because I'm listening to this. And there was a time when I thought, man, being a disc jockey on a morning show,'s a such a sweet job, but I could never do something like that now. I listen to this

I'm like I would never do this you couldn't pay me enough money to pretend to like laugh hysterically at every collar What's there your fridest spiders? Okay, back in thanks for calling it I don't know you see pretty good at it. I won't know. It's not about being good at it That's at the point. That uncomfortable though, and it's a mentions gay. He went way over the top there because yeah, that's kind of like he's nervous about bringing up anything even kind of controversial, even though that's not at all.

She is gay. Well, they said the gay's are pros at subverting conflict. Right. Right. Listen, I don't want to. That's a at all she is gay. Well, they said the gay's are pros is subverting conflict. Right. Right. Listen, I don't want to. That's a stereotype. Yeah, I don't want to say that they're like, everyone's lived their lives

and they've all had their own issues in life. But she grew up in Toronto. This is like one of the most liberal cities in the world. It's, I mean, there could be a lot worse for you. Being a lesbian in Toronto, it's doable. I'm going to go ahead and say. Yeah, she's not exactly, was that guy's name shepard over there in Wyoming or something?

Right. Some city where, yeah, they're not welcome. Oh, the Middle East where they just throw you off a building. I mean, there's places where it's tougher than Toronto, I guess, as my point. Yeah. And what else do you want to hit on this show? Oh my God. This is a great Adam. This is where you delve in. You see, I was able to see what their real personality was like. There's some real moments in this show, but they just don't point them out,

but you can't hide them either. And I saw this Adam, Adam Wilde, is he's a little chubby, I guess. And someone brought that up in an Instagram comment on one of his posts. And he goes to great lengths to explain how it doesn't bother him. I don't have a problem with the way I look, but it seems that people do and in its interesting you might have gone through this too and it could be family members, it could be your boss, it could be friends, it could be anybody.

Right. He doesn't care about how he looks but people do, like meaning that they care about how he looks or how they feel about themselves. He gets. That's good to be actually saying they care about how Adam looks. That's fucking funny. I've found my body, but a lot of people aren't fine with my body. Yeah, that's confusing. They care about how Adam looks. That's fucking funny. I found my body, but I'm not sure.

I'm fine with my body. And somebody commented and they meant no harm by this. Let me just say that. But they said, hey, Adam, really putting on the COVID pounds and then in brackets, I don't mean anything by this. I'm in the same position. Then might say it.

Well, so I don't know. I wasn't mad about it. And I just responded back and I said, I like the way I look. Yeah. Now, I do like the way I look. If you're like me and you are like, I always joke them a thick boy, a thick daddy. Yeah. That's I'm happy to be that way. That's why I talk about it. It's not this isn't a I don't want this to be construed as I'm looking for sympathy because I'm not. I'm fine. It's all good. You know, I used to be like that too. And I think I used to hate what I was and what I looked like and there really wasn't much I could do to change it

And it didn't hurt me this person again It's a prior parted meant the right thing, but I just thought that is a weird one I don't know I would love to know what your experience with this is triple nine double nine to hit us up on tax It's virgin radio No one fat is happy with their body. No, of course not. The light is so so bothered. Yes. Like that comment. It's like, you know, I'll get the trolls. It's calling me about my belly. Especially what he says. I used to have I used to be worried about that. That used to foster me, but now I don't care anymore.

Okay, sure. How many times did he have to say that he has nothing against the guy because again, you can't bash the audience in any way, shape or form. And he doesn't, it doesn't bother him. And the guy's fine, he's a great guy. How does he know? Maybe he was trolling him.

Maybe there's 20 other posts to him calling him, just saying, Hey, you fat fruit. Hey, so that hits in the morning. Yeah, yeah. So he, uh, he went through that. Now, I guess during the break, uh, the conversation must have really heated up. They got calls and texts and whatnot. So Adam has to reiterate how he's not bothered about this into a second break. That by the way, if you listen, he can't contain himself until the bumpers done. He's talking over the intro because he's so eager to let everyone know this doesn't bother him. This is Virgin Mornings with Adam Wilde, TGM Shulks. Let me say this.

The conversation we're having is a little bit different than what we normally do. And the reason I wanted to have it is because we're having, you know, it comes from an Instagram comment that I got yesterday. And by the way, this person is very probably a very nice person. Probably means well. But what they mentioned in a video that I posted was, hey, it looks like you got yesterday. And by the way, this person is very probably a very nice person, probably means well. But what they mentioned in a video that I posted was, Hey, it looks like you're putting on the COVID pounds. And then in brackets said, I don't mean anything by that. It's just like me, I'm in that same position. So it's, they're trying to relate. And so I think what, what I took from that first off is that I have no anger or displeasure

towards that person. Right. Let me just say that. It's an example of intentions versus impact. 100%. I think the second thing, and this is what's really important here, is that I like the way I look. I'm happy with it. You know, with somebody said, I like the way I look.

They're lying. That many times, you know, I mean, this guy has said it so many times. All I see, I picture him just crying, looking in the mirror. Yes. Just in the fetal position by a full length mirror, weeping, sucking his song around it by candy wrappers. And he did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. He did it. A mumbling son of a prick there for a second. He can tell a philosophy. It's my thing. But I did the guy did this. This is it this, this actually fucking bugs the shit out of this guy. That's awesome.

Oh, love it. A real moment. Well, that's the thing too, is that you kind of have to dissect these things because nothing on the show is real. No, nothing. That's why it's a real moment comes up. That's hilarious. Yes.

That this guy can't stand that someone called him fat and he's got to get on the air and talk about it, but he can't make it seem like he's pissed at the listener, that the listener meant anything by it or that it bothers him. But he's got to fucking talk about it. And it turns into like a color segment too. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Yeah, he not just not bring it up.

If it's bothering you so much. People say I want to shunny things about me. I just tend to not talk about them. Yeah, yeah. Or you do if it's, you know, if it's kind of funny or you can make it funny. This guy is just really trying to convince no one else, but Adam Wilde, that he's okay with people calling him fat. There's another one. It's, they talk about fat shaming and then just the most pompous outro to try to wrap up this, I'm fat, but I don't care segment. I really appreciate you listening

because normally what we're supposed to be is like the light happy show, which is what we always try to be. So when we approach topics like this, it's always like, I don't know, people are going to care. Like, do they really care at 830 in the morning when you're on your way to work? So for you who have called and texted, yeah, really appreciate it because it shows us that that we got a bit of a deepening relationship

happening here. And I can tell you for the for the four of us in this room, that means a whole lot. So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 13 mornings. So something real heck of a lot. So something real happens and he goes, I don't know, it's just boring to everybody. It's like, no, the boring part was the stupid horror movie hypothetical. That was the boring thing. No, it cares about it. Yeah. You got real for a moment there. And people were probably listening going, wow, listen to this, a real topic about a real thing. And he's emoting.

This is amazing. No, right back to 99. Did this not like TJ and Jack's were a little bit on Greg shells too. We're like, oh, yeah, no, no, you don't care about that. No, no, you're good, you're good. Oh, yeah, they have to give positive reinforcement to anything anyone is saying in the room because you'll hear Adam and TJ, oh, yeah, yeah, when Jack says something and when TJ says something, the other two have to be completely

positive with their response. So yeah, it's just a big room full of bullshit. Never a problem. Like the first few years of the O and H show bullshit. Over the top laughing nonsense. Yeah. Everything's hilarious. I know when you got just to do joctober and you'd pull like old shows from AAF and just the the interaction between you and OP or everything, just like, how can you believe it? That's T.P. Wow. Oh, I know.

And the uncomfortable laugh if someone bombed or something like that. And God bless little Jimmy Norton. He put an end to that. The second he got on board, he pointed out when someone would bomb. You know, I'd say something, it got nothing. he got on board, he pointed out when someone would bomb. I'd say something, it got nothing, and your first response is trying to laugh over it. So no one knows that you bombed, and Jimmy would just look and go, no, no, don't, let that sit there.

Go ahead. Go ahead, good one, good one. And yeah, then the card crash started, and then it just became a thing where it's like, oh, fuck, that's real. People do kind of laugh and are uncomfortable at that. So, yeah, they're just laughing, their ass is off. I have an example here, and I pulled this out because I was surprised.

TJ comes up with the most convoluted, horrible joke you've ever heard, and they actually let it fail. They couldn't pretend to laugh at it. But then they turn it into a laugh, though, going into the break again. That was him and Tim Burton, I think, did that one. And I think they missed the mark

because we saw Charlie and Chad Gould. Charlie Factory as weird, but endearing. Yeah, and Gimwell, that's who it was. I'm really uncomfortable. Yeah, Gene Walder was the guy. They've worked a lot together. Him and Johnny Depp and Tim Burton have worked a lot And I assume that the original version of Charlie and the chocolate factory had Willy Wonka with a version of scissors for hands But they couldn't get that approved. This was a long that was a long bit. Yeah, how do you feel about that joke?

Uh, triple nine double nine. I thought that was Double nine. You thought that was good. Oh remember Well, that was so bad that they're they're just sucked the air and they're gonna be like whoa Why did you just do that? Hey? I don't know We'll be back in good one all the movies the godfather with scissors It's so fucking uncomfortable. But you know, they can credit for actually identifying a bomb and running with it. Yeah, that was, that's why I pulled that clip because I was actually shocked that they did that. And he else you want to talk about from this show.

Oh, the dating. Yeah, the producer, what's her name, Leah? Yeah, yeah. Leah, the producer, she went through a phase where she only dated a certain person or people and they get into that whole thing, clip nine. But you decided at some point that you were like, you know what, I only wanna date really funny people. Yes. So you know what, I only want to date really funny people. Yes.

So you dated what? Comedians for the years of 2012 to 2014. That's smart. It's only for me. I only committed just that. You only wanted to date funny people. So you dated oncologist. Yes.

That's all I would date. Yeah. I dated Dr. Steve and I realized, oh, this doesn't work. Yeah. That's the goal. Yeah, that's the goal. It's so funny. Like, yeah, wow, a bitch that's in radio started dating comics.

Ooh, wow, I've never heard that before. March? Yeah. Only comedians. How many? How many? How many? Yeah. Like, mm-hmm.

Five to six. Ah, let's go with six. That's pretty significant. Now, how do you manage that? Like, how do you, how do you only find comedians? I don't think it was a Tinder for comedians, but. Comedy bar. Thank you.

Comedy bar. I'm going to say. Comedy bar. Yeah. That's the dumbest question. You go to an open mic. Where do you find comedians? I mean, there's an app for that. What are the happens?

Well, no, you go to a comedy club. That's where the comedians are. Yeah, comedy clubs, usually where comedians hang out in numbers. And by the way, if you want to fuck a comedian in your semi-attractive female, it's very easy. There's not a lot of competition. They're not winding up at the comedy club to fuck comediansias. You know, make it sound like it's a tough thing to do. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, she said, I only fuck lead singers of successful bands. I'd

be like, all right, well, that's impressive. You better have some looks to you. Yeah, all right. Like, comedians like, comedy, that's it. Yeah, I met this man You knock off was a nocial day someone who dabbles in comedy I'll meet you in my local pub Do you want to grab a beer sometime do you have money for two beers? I met this man 2012 New Year's Eve night a tall dark handsome man and it was Giving jolly any I wish it wasn't him and actually no, this guy was actually better looking than him. I know, John. And his coke was better too.

Yeah, and he was given just pure jokes. So after the show, I said, Hey, you're really funny. What's up? I said, you're really funny. Could you pause there? Because what a line, by the way, a comic gets off stage and you walk up and say, wow, you're really funny. Did she realize dudes say that to comics?

It's the most common thing anyone says to a comic when they see them after they've been on stage. Hey, funny stuff. And if you want to read my book about dating comedians, check out chapter 12 where I say a couple of them about their jokes. Yeah, I said, hey, you're pretty funny. He said, do you have any Coke? Because I could use some Coke.

She said, wow, I said, wow, you're really funny. He said, I'm showing merch out front of my door. Okay. Let me show some TDs and then I'll check that play well. Yeah Yeah, so we want to know a couple dates after that, but then I realize something very quickly Communion men that I've dated not all of them but the ones that I've dated you're not allowed to be funny You're funny you can't give jump yeah, and I like to give Joe. So what have? Okay, so let's say that it's all right time out. Oh my God. This is a

comedian thing. This is a every guy thing. I would you're the chick. Don't try to be funny. Well, that's not what we're looking for. Yes, she's trying to compete with the comic as far as being funny. And then again, with the positive reinforcement, everyone in the room has to go, you're funny, you're funny. Oh my God. And then she, she reiterates about how the guy comic doesn't think she's funny. I don't want to ball bust with my girlfriend. That's that why I made up my girlfriend. Hey, let's bust each other's chops out now. That's why go my's. Exactly. Exactly. I'm the comedian guy, because I'm obviously the tall dark handsome one on the show.

And I just need to make this believable. And then, and then you're, you're the thing, and you make a joke. How do I react if we're on a date? Well, you don't laugh. So there was no laughs to a pretty good joke that I actually would like workshop. Yeah. Oh, no, she's workshopping jokes. And I want to tell the comedian. Com Oh, no, she's workshopping jokes.

And I don't have to tell the comedian. Comedians are the hardest people to make laugh. They've heard every fucking joke. Right, right. And she's there in front of a mirror working on her date material with a comic. And it's like, oh, they don't laugh. It's like, wow, yeah, because comedians are so strange. They don't laugh at funny stuff.

Or maybe you're not fucking funny. Maybe your broccolini material isn't going to go anywhere as well as you thought it was going to. Yeah, no shit. Went to, I get to my rice peel off, bet. We're gonna love this. Really? Yeah, because I wanted to be funny like that. You would have shopped it. Yeah, my shop. You're trying to send it in front of the mirror. Yeah, I did. Nice. Oh, no, they would laugh. And then I thought you were joking. Oh, no, she actually said she works it in front of a mirror.

This is going to be so unnatural. It's got to use the mirror for something. She's not putting makeup on with it. We've tried to give it out to my friends. And they would laugh. So I knew that the problem was them. Right, the problem was the comic that tells the joke to her friends and they all laugh. It's not that your friends aren't funny either. And the comic is the one that knows it's not fucking funny. So he's not laughing just delusional with this whole thing.

My boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, but then asked my girlfriend's and they all said it look great so that my boyfriend is wrong about that he doesn't understand jokes and the same joke with my kids hanging out and he laughed and laughed haha haha oh wow

so um... again i think jacks on the sub nicely you're gonna get canceled. And not canceling like the Dave Chappelle kind of way, more like in that 80s show kind of way, like just nobody cares about this. I can't wait for robots to take over morning radio. I think it's time to automate this.

A lot of morning radio now is voice tracking anyway. They don't want to pay anybody. There's no more of those big celebrity shows with big money contracts. They pay a bunch of people usually to come in, record stuff, and then some engineer that's making minimum wage cuts it together with songs. And they get a whole morning show for literally maybe an hour's worth of work from the crew and an editor. And that's what new like morning radio and

personality driven radio is. Yeah, I'm always surprised when there's a morning show with three people on my like, we listened to a show last week, the JTD in the morning. And the guy Donnie is like, I'm leaving the show to become a middle school teacher. I'm like, wow, this gig does not pay well. If you're leaving it to become a middle school teacher, how are we going to find another D? If your name starts with D, give us a call. That's correct. There's a Dan. You know, I talked to a guy named Dan who was pretty funny the other day per amp. Maybe think it's Danny about a duchy. That's that. I kicked around a few different places. That was one of the suggestions, by the way,

for this week's show. I don't know if you've ever reprived Matt Danny, you probably know him. Oh yeah, yeah, I've spoken to him a few times. And yeah, he's just a weird dude. He's one of those child stars that got fucked up from it. And somehow is still alive. And I think when he started doing,

and a few people did this when they did Stern show, because he came on Howard's show years ago, and he was just like, oh, I kind of like this and got into radio. Yeah, just like, David E. Roth. Yeah, yeah, everyone did Stern and said, oh, I got a good, I did that. I was on, I was going to say, hey, I got to do this.

This is awesome. Yeah, so I actually did a little review with the Drew and Mike show of Danny Boneducci and it's shocking how the format of that show and listen to it on Drew and Mike or it's on our bonus, mini bonus on Patreon. The format of that show is they read these innocuous news stories. It aren't actually news stories. It's like a prep burger service.

You're like, you will believe what somebody got arrested for using two hands behind the driver's seat. It was another wheel. You know, that's just on his point in the flute and they have to like drag that onto a bit. It scorched doing weird news. Yeah. You do, that's clear.

Yeah. From our audience under rain stories, I have a very strange weird news. We're new. Yeah. You sure? You do fancy. Yeah. We're on its under-range stories. I have a very strange. We're new. We're new. We're new. So believe it. Oh, Scorch has got a new thing, which I will get it

due before I let you go today. Oh, thank God. But he does have a new thing that is called Minimal Criminals. And it's Minimal Criminals, AKA your dumbass of the day, he has to rhyme things. I know she loves things that rhyme. And he loves a good, like solid radio type bit.

It's not an easy thing to say, either minimal criminal. It's not a good rhyme. It's hard to say what a toothpick in your mouth 24 hours a day. And my criminal is harder to say what a toothpick in your mouth 24 hours a day. And I roaring when you're somebody to me. All right. And I still get my toothpick in my eyebrow ring. I want me as a leading man. I mentioned, well, we'll get into that. But I got a segue real quick because I mentioned that Centering John was on MSCS media.

This guy Tommy was interviewing him. And- Multiple lorosis media. Did I get figure out what it is? I've looked everywhere and I wanna get in contact with Tommy, I wanna get him on WATP and talk to him about this two-day stint because Centering John crashed at his house.

Tommy put it up in a nice hotel and John got so drunk that he crashed at the guy's house and stayed there overnight. Play with his one-year-old kid the next morning. Because I got to find out more about this. But anyway, he was talking about you and he was talking about Shuley, so I want to get into this real quick. Yeah. Shalom. Shuly. Yeah. No, man. What's happening? It's happening, buddy. How are we?

I, the reason I wanted to bring you on today and thank you for coming on and short notice. I was watching the video you did with Vince Southern John's former attorney and the video is great because it's all the click bait. He's stuff. It's called is surely going back to Stern's show He's such a lawyer So you guys were breaking down this whole episode of, so this guy's a super daigo, this guy Ty. He's had like worked on on his face, he's all tan,

he's got the veneer, he looks directly out of Jersey Shore. Okay. He looks like one of the goddy kids. Yeah. And they have that TV show, you know what I mean? And have you seen this at all? No. Okay. What's up, Shirley? How are you, buddy?

Great, man. I was watching you. I was watching you play Call Duty the other night. I watch you when you stream it too. I think we're officially gay now. I think that is the gay. It's like, you know, I saw your porn. I saw your gay porn, man.

It's awesome. That's like Tim Dillon was talking about like being gay doesn't mean having sex with men anymore. It's literally just watching each other play video games. That's the new gay. Like you could put a dick in your mouth, but that's not his gay. That's talking about watching you

to the play Colin DeBee. I'll meet me going to my wife. Like Aunt had such a great head shot is literally sticking my tongue up to that. That's the equivalent. It's the equivalent. It's the 2021 equivalent. So I wanna start off by talking about what he was saying about you, Shule, and then we'll get into the Anthony stuff.

So he brings up the fact that when you guys went out to LA, he stuck the camera in your face or Royce did, and he was trying to interview you and all these gotcha questions. And he goes, and Shule is such a pussy. I'm sure you guys covered this. I can get it all the way through your video. your face or Royce did and he was trying to interview you and all these gotcha questions. And he goes, and truly such a pussy. I'm sure you guys covered this. I can get it all the way through your video.

Surely such a pussy. He just told security on me and had me escorted out. And then he says this, and I want to get your comment on it. Because you know that not a lot to talk to me. Yeah. That I know is a fact. They are not allowed to talk to any of the ex fucking cast members. They are not allowed. So, Shule did exactly what he was supposed to do, because he knew

that if he even talked to me, he'd be in trouble. Now, I heard you say, Shule, at your show, that you talk to your ex co-workers all the time. So, I'm assuming that's not a hard and fast rule that Howard has. I was going to say he gets a little confused by can't and won't. There's no that what's in it for anyone on the show to converse with him when he just goes out on whatever platform that's left for him to go on and just make shit up. Like, you know, it's, he's just a pathological liar. And plus he, he shits on where we all work. So what do we get to put our arm around and ask for somebody to come take

a picture with a guy who hates where we work and who we work for. It's like, dude, there's no point in anyone talking to you. You got it. You got to put yourself in Stuttering John's shoes there for a second. He has to fall down and pass out and shut his eyes and sleep at night. The only way he can do that is by thinking that people can't talk to him. Because the other option is so disturbing and horrifying to him that no one wants to talk to him. And it's kind of how it is with the, with the opster, I'll be honest. Opie, I talk to every single person I worked with during the OP and Anthony show.

I work with some of them and OP doesn't at all. And he chooses to believe that it's because of me. I have turned everyone against OP. And it's insanely sociopathic. But like I said, they have to somehow get to sleep in that. Well, imagine that even being a rule. So you're at a staff meeting and Marcy or Howard or whoever gets up and says, all right, if anyone who used to work here wants to text with you or chat or play a video game, then

it's off limits. Like they're dictating your personal life. Maybe you can be friends with us. It doesn't even make sense. I would you police that? Yeah, not to go into detail, but I sent Howard an email about something and got a reply from him.

So like, like, I don't know what he's talking about. And, but the thing I love about is the email isn't John and ask. And the response was, yes, very absurd. Can I come back and he wrote back, who is this? No, no. No number. But think about John is with this interview in particular is he gets so wasted that it

becomes like a like you turn the RPM on a record player down. He holds the chair. That's all what you know. I don't I don't drink what I work. Oh, man. God. It's fascinating. I hate it.

It's amazing. Every dumb word. He gets so wasted. And you got to go and watch the video that Shuley did with Vinny, because Vinny pulled all the clips and pulled out some really good choice cuts. But the stuff that Krozen I did on two different bonus episodes, there wasn't anything you couldn't clip on it, because he's so drunk from the beginning to the end, and then by the end, like you said, he's slurring his words,

his mouth is so full of saliva, that I feel like I'm getting sprayed, just listening to it. And he's so angry at Howard Stern, he's calling him Pelican face, and oh, I would kick his ass, and then it's great time, he goes, well, if he had to come back on the show tomorrow, would you go, yeah, of course, I'd go there in a heartbeat.

Why? That's not how life works. You can't just stretch someone, not stop, they'd be like, otherwise you won't have you on the show. I don't know what his problem is. And the other funny thing about that is, so he shows up in LA and you wanted to interview

all the staff, surely. You know, obviously he talked to you and you kind of ignored him and he went away. He hung out. Let's just set this up and paint the picture here. We were in this big new studio for serious that they're debuting with Howard Show. He's in the alley, okay? Hanging out in the alley with Melrose Larry Green and Speech impediment, man. So that's where he was in his green room waiting to talk to somebody in the show.

But he was holding court time and he was definitely the most successful out of those three guys. Yeah, yeah, they were bowing to him, kissing his feet. So he explains that he went out there to try to Interview all of the Stern staffers didn't get a single response to one question and now I think he's gonna go to Washington DC and interview Senators and Congress people and he's actually gonna get some kind of response from that It's insane and actually since I brought that up. I'm gonna. I think he's backing out I think he's backing out from the whole DC thing. No way really He said it about it. Ad nausea. He's supposed to go back in August. This was this is been going essence June

This is the next thing I'm gonna do and then he's like, oh, did you know that they're all off in August? Like yes, everyone knows that I guess I can't go so this is what he says to Richard. Hey, you know just this week, then I'm gonna see what I'm going to DC I'm I'm thinking of him, but this is one week. Then I'm gonna see when I'm going to DC. I'm thinking out of Emma, this is one week. This is how fucking I'll tell you Richard, the politicians haven't made.

They don't work. I mean, there's only one week that they're in there according to God's own. There's only one week in November that they're gonna be in Congress one week. That I'm thinking about instead, going to December because I wanna come out to my mom for Christmas.

But you know, probably they take the whole month of December off for all we know. You know? So this is gonna be as excuse. I went out there at Christmas day, and nobody's there. I can't believe that. That's the end of the microphone. And then we scroll, we know he literally could Google the schedule and see actually when

they are there and not there, but that would take some type of preparation. I love his team too. According to my associate Gong Zong. And the whole thing is Washington bureau. I apologize. Uh, my political, uh, I have a nose bleed as your political correspondent right now. I do want to point out because I was confused. Gonzo Shitcock, who is in our chat right now.

This is a different Gonzo than the one who is helping Jon out with his DC trip. There's two guys. There's two guys. There's two guys. What's going on? Listen, here's a serious question. All jokes aside, what's going on with Richard O'Hada? Is he is on this show, Morning, noon, and night. I know.

What's going on? Is life that bad for him? They even talk about, it's just really fun. I don't think I pulled all these clips because it was too much fun. They even talk about how people troll Richard O'Hada and tell why you're going on John's show. What are you doing?

What you're wasting your time? And then he sends those notes to John, with questions like, do you know this guy? He's so, oh hey, that's so out of it. He doesn't understand how the internet works. Is this a front of your chin? John's like, no, I don't know that guy. It's so great. I love it. It's fantastic. of your son. Chasing. No, I don't know that guy. So great. It's a whole scene. It's fantastic.

I love it. I love it. All right. So he starts talking about you, Anthony. And it's funny because at first he says, I'm not going to mention anything. I'll tell you afterwards. Let me ask you this because this is a very good time with you on this one. Okay, let me ask you this. And is a very good time with you on this one. Okay, let me ask you this

And I'm not going to mention the shows. I'll tell you after you know after we stop recording There's a certain show That actually Because I was in you know, we're having like a Twitter war Started posting pictures of my kids and started posting pictures of my kids and goofing on their looks on their sexual preference and started trashing my children and my children because the fans of this show started attacking my children on social media. I'll tell you who this prick is, but I am telling you right now, say his name, fuck him. Anthony Cumia. You didn't take much to get that out of it. Yeah, yeah. I'm afraid you'd fault under questioning.

That's just call him a Kumiya. And he sees. And he sees. Not a Kumi. And he sees. It rhymes with opian Anthony. He's so fucking drunk here. You hear him. The image I'm getting in my head is when the alien gets that second

jaw coming out of it. It's dripping. Yes. You're not far off on that. And this is a video that's actually in HD unlike the camera that he uses on his show. You could actually see him, which is disturbing. It's not a good. It's not. I don't recommend that. HD is huge douchebag. That's what he's talking about. All right, so I'm gonna tell you, you need to be afraid. I swear to you right now. Fuck him. If I ever, you know, I don't wanna be violent,

because I don't want any problems. But I'm just saying, you're fucking off. Anthony Cormier, to do that. There is a low life. Low life. No, that's a fucking eat. There's wrong and then there's evil. That's fucking evil. But he's a gun carrier.

So it's not even like if I get, you know, I go up to him, hypothetically, punch him in the face. You learn something from me. So he would kick your ass, Ant, if you were a guy. If's like, take off that bad sheriff and we'll brawl out in a street. He's that guy who thinks he's going to his fight and successfully beat John Wick in the movies.

You know, he's threatening and walking up to ants, uh, fucking armory over there. Yeah. I could do some him with a pencil. So the reason why I bring this up and I know you're not a big fan of conflict, Anthony, I'm not trying to like put you on the spot. I don't know. But what's really annoying about this is that Southern John, when he actually gets called out for being very sensitive and thin skin, it's like, John, we're busting balls, like get over it. He'll always go to, yeah, but when you bring up my kids, they didn't choose to be famous like their pops.

It's not fair. It's so fucking annoying. This whole argument, he even sat, it was a clip that we played on the show. He goes, and Anthony was goofing on my kids on the already an Anthony show, and already said, if you do that one more time, I'm walking out and I was like,

I don't think, I already would do that. That's a talk to me, I already would do something more of a ballbuster than a guy would be like, first of all, I already probably wanted to walk out to do more Coke in the bathroom. So he's like anything. If you say another word, I'm walking out. That's a good point.

I remember those days. He was not quite there at that. By the way, already he's back on Monday, everybody. Yes. Monday. He's doing an already like show podcast. I think who's he got Bob Sagitt is going to be his first guest. And I'm psyched for him. And he's been clean on in Florida. So, you know, I hope I hope he can continue. That's a tough one. Yeah, people have been like, nobody's heard from artists. That's a good thing. That's a very good thing. Yeah. Yeah. And he hasn't been in jail. So apparently he's pissed testing clean. So, you know, God bless. I hope he does well. I like already a lot. All right, here's the last clip I want to play about Anthony Gold, after my kids, like even the mob has the fucking respect to not go at the children or wives. What's that's even the mob won't do that.

What's that's even the mom want to do that? It is check ass Anthony come here Decides to go after my fucking children. You can you see how fucking months I would fucking want to beat the shit out of them He's fired off right there But you come after me. It's like coming after Alec Baldwin. You're fucking, you know Take you down the person behind you are getting shot you're fucking, you know, take you down. And the person behind you are getting shot. Literally, you're at the bar and your friend or just some guy you just met just had way too much to drink.

And he's just screaming like this and they're spit hitting you. And you're just like, how do I get away from this fucking monster? He's just pontificating about his beer muscles and how he's going to just beat the shit out of somebody. And yeah, you're like, oh, I got to get away. Yeah, you're going to kick his ass. Not just the one that's not really the one that's not really the one that's not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's not really the one.

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I'm not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's not really the one. I'm not really the one that's'll kill a guy. I'll do 10 years and I'll be proud knowing that I killed a guy. Oh my god. I'm about my kid. And then hold comparison to the mafia. Like you made a joke about John or his kids or whatever you did.

And John has turned this into like you put a hit job out on that. I was like, this is very, very different. You know that, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Made a joke about my wife, which you said she had a 90 pound mole on her ass. Yeah, I was, I know. It's like Ralfi and Johnny sack all over them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ralfi and Johnny sack. Meanwhile, he might want to look into the cartel. Those guys have a set of different rules

by the way. I know that the idea that they don't go after families, are you nuts? He's talking about. And by the way, John is, and we've talked about this before, as did Arty. He didn't leave the show or say he was going to leave because I was talking about John. Arty is the one that brings up the fact that John is so, his response to anything that he even perceives as an insult is the atomic bomb. Like, that's his response. So, you know, with the arti, it was, you didn't drink bleach, try to kill yourself.

And artis like Jesus Christ had just said, your shirt looked a little fucking wrinkled. He just goes, he goes after you on 11. So, I say something, then he says something, and then I make a joke about his kids because, you know, Jesus, I mean, come on. Let's be really. And I don't even blame them.

Having a father like John has to be quite the experience growing up. But and then he takes it to like, oh my God, I can't believe he did that. Well, John, you know, look at the shit you do in a drunken stupor. Well, I mean, that's really the thing that energy he puts out there of like, I'm going to fuck with anyone and everyone and say whatever I want. I mean, if people can go back, I'm sure there's, there's stuff he said about Howard's daughters or other people's kids, you know, he's not innocent in this war. He's got blood on his hands. And you put that energy out there.

People are gonna respond with that same energy. It's funny you say that. Somebody posted in our subreddit, a clip from years ago in the Howard Stern Show, where Stuttering John is talking about Howard's 15 year old daughter and how hot she is. There at some music festival or something, he's like, yes, your daughter.

It's like, oh, Jesus dude. Well, go, but that was a compliment. That was compliment. Right. Saying I wanted to fuck it was a compliment. So it was a positive review. My buddy Vinnie and I went back and we reviewed the Arty and Anthony show where Stuttering John was the guest, the final time.

This was in 2017. What a fun episode. Oh my God, we broken all down because it's so funny. He comes out and their guns ablase him. Like he's ready to make fun of everyone. He's like, you guys are trashin' me. And he boop boop boop. He always says, you can't make fun of things

people that can't fix. And Anthony, you go, one too many isn't a great movie. And he goes, okay, Pock Face. Like a very, very, very good thing. I don't know what you're about. many isn't a great move and he goes, okay, pop face. Like, very, very, very big. I don't know what's about this, like, your appearance. Yeah, we're going to act. All right, man. What, you know, what are you going to do?

And then he's like, Rickles without the material. He's right. I think his theory is like, well, why don't you do some more heroin, you heroin, I think, like, okay, great. You're on the diet of paraplegic. Look who we have out here. What is that? A cunt? Hey, cunt. He did not like when I trashed his set. That was the bottom line. That's

what put him over where he needed to attack with guns blaze. And when I saw him at, I think it was the brokerage on Long Island. And I talked about how I'd never gotten such a close parking spot to the door. That was a great job. Look, he was so pissed. That was a great job. No. Because you hit, you hit on something that's so true to comics, which is when we're pulling

up to a gig, the first thing we have to check is the parking lot. Yeah. Because that's telling you right that if you're there 20 minutes before the show and and people are playing soccer in the parking lot. Oh, it's brutal. So I mean, when you say that, that's like such an inside thing. It's it cuts so deep. It's great. Yeah, he hated that, man. Oh, there were plenty of people there. They were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were, they were,

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Okay. I didn't think that's how it's so bizarre. No. A cease and desist from Stuttering. I would have laughed my balls off and read it. You would have done a full episode. You had a mind. That actually happened to the revenge of the cis guys.

ROTC, They received a season decyst from Centering John's, quote unquote, attorney that was a DM from Centering John's Twitter account. This is Centering John's attorney using his Twitter account. Yeah, yeah. I've always said like a season decyst is that first volley that they'll throw at you. If it's a real one, I mean. And you could still do it. Like the second one's probably the one you got to pay attention to because they're kind of gearing up for legal action.

But the first one's literally someone just going, dude, knock it off, okay? Which please just knock that off. And then you go, fuck you, no. And you keep doing it until the next thing hits you. So a stuttering John's season to assist would not put the fear of God in me. That one turned up in my door. You know, it's 42. He probably thought that you took all the tweets down.

Meanwhile, you just got banned from Twitter. Twitter. Yeah. I'm a tweet. Look at that. I got him to remove all the tweets and change his name and phone number. All right. A couple more clips.

This is just from shows this week. John still has not figured out what the internet is or how it works. There, but one of the times I had you on, I think I was in Florida. And my mother just got out of the hospital. This is how sick these trolls are. They actually paid 49 times five bucks to $245 to use the N word and, you know, and they actually paid to write to my mother who was watching this show live, die Mrs. Melendez, you old heck.

Now, what kind of human being, what, I mean, who in their right mind would, would actually do that to an 84 year old woman? It is the most bizarre, bizarre, despicable, you know, phenomenon in this world that you have people filled so much hate that they're gonna hold gravy dragon our discard racism and what kind of person packing it and innocent old old woman who's just watching her son on a show you know what you old sign stuntering John you know he's gonna move into that house you know he's moving back to like I. I know, yeah.

Back home, Long Island. So I just think it's funny they still is confused by the fact that people troll people. It's like, it's the internet. It's not real people. That doesn't happen at your standup show. People are like, hope your mom dies. You know, it's not,

but on the internet that happens all the time. It's kinda, how that works. Sometimes it's funny. It's literally of, yeah, sometimes it's funny. It's literally the only reason you're getting money is the people who talk shit. Right, that's it. It's like when you're on cameo,

and every cameo you're reading is like an inside joke that they're goofy guy to you, do you know what he better? Right, you know, like for example. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P w-a-t-p it's like you're putting yourself out there that's what's going to happen so let's go

oh god does this add to play the high-pitch area where uh... they made them uh... say uh... race of stuff at the end oh that's right i this is high-pitch area and you're listening to who are these podcast chinese people smell This is Hype Jeric and you're listening to Who Are These Podcasts? Chinese people smell.

Oh, that might not be the real act. That is not right. Welcome to Who Are These Podcasts. White Power. Holy shit. Hi, Fetch. He is Ron Burgundy there. He'll read it.

He will. He will. He will. He will. He will. He will. He will. He else whatever you put in front of him. So and it's a disclaimer that was actually

surely doing a high-pension question. Oh, there's a surely power. He wouldn't be smart enough to not say his own name. Great. You'll never hear at the end of that sentence. You'll never hear go, oh, fuck. They call me again. All right, so again on the trolls, he's talking about he's got a beer on the balcony coming up and he can't tell you who the guest is going to be. Cancel my patron, you never know the closest off of his problems. That's a load of crap. I do a beer on the balcony every week. I have one coming up this Saturday

with a female comedian who I won't mention names at first because I'd rather just have them on before the trolls try and, I know the trolls always try and get to you, Richard. I mean, it's just amazing. You know, because even you go, do you know this guy I'm like, no, you know, and he's like, and he's trying to tell

I don't do the show and And that's not talking about earlier. So he says that he's got a female community coming on, beer on the balcony. Well, he put a tweet out last night. It's since been deleted, but someone screen grabbed it. I'll read it for you here. This is drug job. I retweeted this and put alcohol plus Twitter equals.

This is his tweet. I had a comedian guest cancel on me last minute because she was busy. Now I ask you, I've had Larry the Cable Guy, J. Leno, fucking Guy Fieri, on my show, Awanzo Bowden, Tammy Pescatelli, Kamakama, no one, all caps, is that busy to honor a commitment.

I'm so sick of this shit. Ha ha ha ha. Fuck that hand against me. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it on the show to put a tweet out, motherfucking them. And then saying he had Jay Leno. That was a year ago. He's still talking about like, oh, yeah, I can Jay Leno on my show. It's never going to happen again. That's how many times how many times have you had little like that's the thing. Yeah, there's some clubs. There's some clubs I've played at that I haven't returned to. Doesn't mean you know, you know, like, you got to you. Then coming back is half the battle.

Yeah. He goes right to 11 though, man. He does. That's, oh, I'm sorry. I have to cancel. I got something to do. Piece of shit. I hope you find the tumor.

Well, one of the things I was talking about, he has a book, as we all know, it's easy for you to say. And I thought, wait, does he read his own book for the audio version? And yes, he does. Well, Christ. So this might have to be the next thing we have to buy. I'll get it for all of us. Don't worry, I'll pass it a lot. Because I want to hear him read his boring ass book and break that down a little bit. We should do it over under how many times he burps while reading. That's the problem.

There's someone editing that. I would love to hear the outtakes. Right. From him reading it, I want to make the car in any. It's natural just leave it that way. They expect me to sound like that. You might be right, because he still thinks like burping is funny.

Because it's work to fucking actually read a book and get every sentence down where you're not stuttering or, you know, you shouldn't be stupid. It's work editing and you know what they do when they do the work, money. And that's right. That's good for you, buddy. That's a good point. I'm good for it.

Shoe, I'll let you go. I do have some scorched stuff that I want to get to. And if you have a few more minutes or I love it for it. Shu, I'll let you go. I do have some scorched stuff that I want to get to. And if you have a few more minutes here, I'll love it. Okay. Can I just dirty talk a little bit with Ant before I go? Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Talk about the common duty stuff. Which will be awesome.

Hey, we play Warzone with me sometimes. I would add so fucking lootly. All right. Yeah, I follow you on Twitch and yeah, I'll pop on there and let's play. Yeah, I'll play. I'll feed the cats and, uh, let's play. Yeah, I'll feed, I'll feed the cats and wait for you to come home. All right. I love you. Bye, Carl. Love you guys. Bye, Shule, the Shule show, everybody, wherever you get podcasts, I got the Shule show. And

uh, Shule, I did send you a note. Let's do another crossover again, sometimes soon. I'm down, buddy. Let's go. Very good.. Thanks buddy. See you guys. See you. That was that was nice to come on and Discuss Southern John's Drunken antics What a mess No, though his Him being so drunk and salivating like that is just you could see it It's it's an experience in because it's audio, but you can see the spit.

Yeah, well, this one is actually HD video, and it's done in a studio that's up just like Joe Rogan's. It's well-wit. It's very professional, multi-camera shot, well-directed. Wow. It's worth checking out. It already has 200,000 views, both of these parts, have been, like, think about what's

Centering John Show gets. 2500 views, 3000 views, and views and you know most people are trolling them this show has 20000 views on it and every single comment underneath is goofy got job. Single one. There's not one person is like. And you think a good blow. Okay, not a single person.

I love it. All right, let's go to O'Clair, Wisconsin. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. This is Scorch and T-Rai in the morning on the morning acts. And have you been keeping up with scorch it all lately? And I, I hate to say no, I have not a couple of times. Someone will send me something and it'll reignite my scorch interest. But, um, no, you ready to find out what you're missing out on? Please. Here's what you've been missing on scorch in the morning X. Do you have anything that you like to eat that would be considered maybe a little

strange, not like way out there strange, but strange enough strange combination. Well, I ate a lot of weird stuff because I'm looking at Victoria Beckham who has nothing to do with our music. She was one of the spice girls I believe, right? Yeah, married to the soccer player. So her favorite meal is dried toast with salt on it. Okay. Which I'm just saying that's just it's a strange meal. That's her favorite meal. So wondering what kind of strange things you like to put in your mouth if you part of the instrument. Sorry folks. Oh wow. You like to put your mouth if you part of the attraction

Sorry folks Fucking low hanging fruit scorch you cannot stop himself from the most obvious thing every time That is like Textbook scorch right there. It's so as you know you put your mouth And what's in the parameters he puts around that dude to eat any weird foods, but like not too weird But kind of weird like what's the something to eat but I can't be that weird like saw not toast. That's that's an example go Yeah, he didn't even make it like a really weird thing He just that was a total setup for his joke. Yes, his weird thing you put in your mouth joke So she goes on to say that she dips egg rolls and ranch whoa

crazy and then Scorch wants to get in on this action as you pose that's like me putting horse radish Unlike a Swiss cheese sandwich. Oh He's hard to listen to That even mean yeah, first of all his voice is just Shuffle it's painful. I don't. Maybe swallow it a few of those toothpicks over the years. It's operated his vocal chords. So what's a Swiss cheese sandwich, first of all? Well, that's probably what he can afford working with and the market. He's a non-usent

30-year-old man with even large. He puts horse rest on a Swiss cheese sandwich and he says, yeah, so that's pretty weird, right? And this is the chemistry that he has with his host, Tee-Rai. Unlike a Swiss cheese sandwich or something like that. No, that I can understand. I really can because most people would have meat on it, the only thing you're missing is meat. But, uh, yeah. We didn't know about him. That's pretty weird, right?

No, it's not weird at all. No, no, no. Most people would have like roast beef and Swiss with horseradish would be a totally normal thing to eat their scorch. It's literally a fucking, fucking bitch. It's a condiment you put out of sandwich. Yeah, I like to put mustard on a hot dog. Yeah, I know.

That sounds good. I'm gonna steam. Yeah, what the fuck? We're past, he has been doing this forever, like 30 years of the same exact thing. And he's terrible at it. That fascinating part to me, and that's what I was talking about with Danny Monteducci earlier, is how you can be this bad at it still. Like you know what that is.

And consistently get hired. Like he's worked the entire time, well, maybe a few months or years off during doing his scorch P.F. What was it, P.F.? P.F.G.? Pretty fucking good TV. You fucking good, it's crazy. Now I'm gonna make some dick and ball jokes.

You're a pretty weird, your mouth, get it, know what I mean? Give it a sand. Ha, ha, ha. So now she starts talking about some of the she likes that might be considered weird. And you could tell scorches not even listening to her. Bread that was toasted, fresh butter, and then a little bit of salt,

and then a layer of the white radishes, an open-faced sandwich, and that was my snack. And that's not good. That was weird. It looks really weird. Oh my god, it's so good. Something about Toast, I think that that would be an amazing smell of a candle. Oh yeah. You're amazing.

How was he great? He did. It would not be buttered toast. Buttered toast or even breakfast? It's like about candle cents. He just added nowhere Yeah, he just doesn't quite Know how to stay on topic and he wasn't listening to anything

No, they're not having a conversation at all and I think it's because his brain process things so slowly I'm not having a conversation at all, and I think it's because his brain process thinks so slowly that he can't possibly focus on what someone else is saying, or else he'd never catch up. And he's also, and to your point earlier, I think he's actively dying, as we're listening to his radio show. Yeah, yeah, the voice. Just like a fucking, fucking, much fun. I'm going to see if I can kill today. Excuse me folks, I'll be back after I go get a lunged trish.

But it's not a two-died the X. There is a cop one big enough. Holy shit. So weezing into the microphone. He's dying. Who hires this guy? It's an, I guess it's an FM station somewhere in the United States. 92 9, the acts and that is in O'Clair, Wisconsin.

And they come back from the break and the next segment they're going to do Anthony, I, I've been listening to a lot of radio shows this month, even I can't believe this. They put out a Facebook post, and it was, I knew I was getting older when blank, and they asked people to fill that in in the comments section. Good, good, top. I mean, and I don't know about you,

but I like to curl up with a good Facebook post, and just spend hours reading through the comments on that. I can't think of anything more fascinating to do and this is the content of his radio show I gotta give it up for Jody cuz Jody really came up with a good one because I know a lot of people that this has happened with I know I'm getting old according to Jody when my shoes went from hot and stylish to comfortable Oh yeah, well T-Ry Oh, God, yeah. Well, T-Rot. Oh, what the hell is that?

Oh, God, yeah. She just wake up, what happened? Everything's got to be over the top, even so like, oh, hot shoes, to comfortable shoes. And that merits her literally yelling that it's an amazing answer and oh boy. And I'll say, I didn't leave that in,

but then Scorch goes, yeah, you know, a lot of guys like to wear sneakers. Okay, it's great. Well, that ain't just been a thing forever. It's nothing to do with. It's like what's appropriate. You'd wear dress shoes with a tux if you're going to a wedding, but sneakers are probably that number one just casual shoe that men wear.

What the fuck? This is great content. Keep going. Oh boy, this is good. What about sweatpants? You wear sweatpants? Call us. Double nine triple nine.

Give us a call. Let us know what you wear So this segment this segment goes on and tell me to pause it any time you have any comments on what people are feeling in this blank I like just one Rick friction. I knew I was getting old when everything hurt me every morning And I didn't even drink the night before right now the amp in I know Her enthusiasm is so, so radio. I also have to point out that again, music bad, keeping that music bad going. It's pretty high in the mix too. It's a little too high in the fan of the music bed.

They used to gate the music bed in a way that if you stopped talking, it would get louder. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you talk and you could almost hear the bed go down a little bit. And then if there was any kind of dead air, you wanted some kind of a dramatic pause with something, it would just start cranking really loud. Yeah.

She says I would really profound. And it's just like into like this drum loop. Like, okay. Yeah, there's a terrible fucking generic rock beat's just like it to like this drum loop. Okay. Yeah, there's terrible fucking generic rock beat Now I was going more but thanks. It's a really good one. It's Dean says you know you get old when you go out with friends You talk about appliances and grocery stores And we'll give you one more this one's from Amy Amy said Amy said, I knew I was getting old, but I started using the phrase, you know you're getting old when there's another way. That for you guys.

Yeah. Here's a great way for us. She's got to contribute. So she's like, I acknowledge that you read that. I have acknowledged that you just read that out of the show. Good job. She's constantly fearing for her job. So she just feels like she's got to do something.

If she doesn't talk constantly, she thinks the PD or something will be like, do you really need her a scorch? So she's just in there. You know the meetings they have with their PD, what do they call those where they go back and they do a check on air check. And air check.

I talked to Eric Zayn about this. He's always used to drive the, the dreaded air check where they go back and they do a check on, Oh yeah, an air check. An air check. I talked to Eric Zane about this. He's always used to drive the, the dreaded air check where they go back and they, why did you say this? They missed the post on this one. What's going on? Yeah, yeah, they pick it apart. These meetings must be brutal for old score chair.

I could only imagine. I could imagine that many years in the business and you're still air checking with somebody. Some PD who wasn't good enough to be on the air. So he's a PD in a shit market. It's a 27 year old kid who's programming a rock station, which is the easiest thing in the world to do. More battalica.

All right, we're going to rain and stop people tuning in for the music. That's about it. The other day, a girl fun, we were talking, we were listening to the radio and they had a promo going on for Greece, right? And it was 44 years since that movie came out 44 years and I watched it the day it premiered on TV We're gonna do some more of this because this is fun. We'll do more of I knew I was getting old when I'm filling the blank On the way plus we still have today's minimal criminals We are gonna decide who do you is this the blazey a show you've ever heard like

They're reading Facebook comments. We're gonna be doing more Like you didn't get enough. It wasn't that for one segment They got to bring it back to the last clip I have is I'm coming back to this. Oh my god It's like lm god. It's like OMG It's so many good ones Yeah, there are so many of these that I wish I can get into all of them I got to read some of them on your own I'm really

Tiniel says I knew I was getting old because I can relate to this. I got so excited about my new kitchen sponges And it actually motivated me to clean the house. Right? Girl, I feel ya. I know what that is. You can't say there are so many good ones. We can't even get to them all and then go, look at this one.

They love sponges. That's not a good one. Long story short, here's the whole story. That's terrible. It, she is terrible. story short, here's the whole story. Terrible. She is terrible. Like the show's bad and the topics terrible and scorches dying right there of the meat so the oliooma. Why am I fucking Mike? But she is just, oh yeah, I tell you, girl. She is the antithesis of entertaining radio and the absolute definition of a hole.

In her defense, Anthony, I don't normally do this. She has to work with scorch. The guy, can that carry a conversation? I've never heard him once have an interesting conversation with a guest and I've heard him with many, many guests. You'd think though she would be like, this guy is really easy for me to shine around. So I'm just gonna use this as a vehicle to my next gig by showing what I can do

and she just sits there going, oh yeah, yes, that is so true. The other thing on their website, so on the radio website, they have a page on there for the scorch and tea right the morning act show. And there's a form down at the bottom that says, ask Dr. scorch. So you can fill out this form and the description is problem with your marriage, boss giving you a headache.

Does it itch down there? Submit your probs to Dr. Scorch. Hear them solve live during the morning X. Now, I have a couple of problems with this. First off, yeah. Dr. Scorch, the boss is giving you headaches. Let Dr. Scorch help. And you don't go to a doctor with that problem.

Right, right. That's not a Dr. solved problem. Right, problems with your marriage. Oh, I mean, it's just a, solved problem. Right, problems with your marriage. I mean, it's just a internist. Like, what are we talking about? Who's helping me out with these doctors? Maybe Dr. William H. Cosby Jr. Ph.D.

Perhaps. Maybe a, you know, one of those doctors, or Dr. Jill Biden. Dr. Jill, right. She does it up. Something like that. Yeah. So I just think that's so funny, because they're so desperate for content. They're like, can you tell me that your balls itch or something so I can read it out air? Just give me something to talk about or I'll keep reading Facebook. If I had to keep reading Facebook, I will. I'm dying over here. Those generic radio bits from years ago

that like he is still doing. He's still just tee enough these things that anyone with any sense of pride would throw in the garbage. It's got to be sort of a material for him. It's got to be sort of pressing. And the last thing I want to play for you, this is interesting. So our mutual friend Mike Boudet from Sword and Scale, he was on your show not too long. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's a good guy. He sent me over a clip that is a pretty good find. This is from the open Anthony show. And this is going back to when you were talking about the, uh, Yakov Smirnov's dinner theater.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Which is always a fun topic on that show in Branson, Missouri in Branson. So listen to what OP says on this show and think about what's happening in his life now. I'll be the first one to, to, oh my God. I'll be the first one to say when, when I don't need to be here anymore, I'm not going to stay in New York City. I don't like it.

I don't like living in New York at all. I love it. I don't want to admit that. New York's the best. I hope fucking plants and boxes, the ocean, The fucking best city in the world. It's sucks. I might have been being New York arrogant. I was great. I wouldn't mind visiting and maybe having a little place eventually, but I don't want to fucking live here. Dude, I never fucking hate it. I love it here. I fucking hate it. Well, thank you. Well, thank you, sir. I'll give you that. But I'll be the first one to tell you.

He doesn't need to be there anymore. I'll be the first one to tell you, he doesn't need to be there anymore. I'll be the first one to tell you, I hope you don't need to be there anymore. Yeah, Andy's like, yeah, I hate it so much, and I don't need to be there. I'll buy two places, one in the city, and then one out on the Long Island. Yeah, yeah.

And he could live out on Long Island, if he wanted to. And he insides. Willie drives out there, says, because someone sent me a clip of his last podcast and he's just talking about how I just needed it, you know, take a date and myself get out here and do it. It's like a date. You said, what pressures are you under side from the drops, and he needs to drive fucking five hours out to the Hamptons and talk to his, his Facebook fans with his dog. The other thing he does when he's driving, because I heard this out of recent show, is

he looks for the lowest gas prices. Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard that. It's so sad. It's so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. Unless you're, unless you're paying $10 a gallon and you find a place that's $1 a gallon. It's not going to be worth driving around for a few nine tenths of a cent or even a two cents, like two cents a gallon. All right,

I have a 20 gallon tank. I'm saving 40 cents driving around, which by the way, driving will burn up 40 cents a gas and it's ridiculous. And also, it's embarrassing to admit that. I just wanna point that obvious thing out too, is if I were doing that, because I was that poor or getting that poor, I wouldn't like admit it out of show, I don't think. I think the upstairs trying to do this thing

where he's trying to relate to his audience. He's never mad now. He's not, you know, I'm not millionaire, Opie. Opie still has his communion money, believe me. We made insane bank back in the, any W days and whatnot, and even during the serious XM days. And I can't imagine that even with a wife, kids in private school, two houses, shit like that,

that he's worrying about money at this point, you know. Yeah, I do think that he is a lonely guy. I was talking to someone who knows him a little bit and it seems like he's just gotten really lonely. One of the things he's doing lately, which is bizarre, is he's sending people, so he autographs Sudoku puzzles that he completes. Yes, he's still doing that.

And now he's putting sand in a baggy and sending that to them too, so they have the sand from the beach that he was on, while he was podcasting with a Zoom recorder. I saw that, what are you gonna do with that? It's so fucking weird. Thanks, Iowa fucking. I would take it.

Find, yeah, that bar that he goes to. Yeah. On his that, there he is. And then just throw the sand in his eyes. Hahaha. Hahaha. Keep your fucking beach dirt in me. Hahaha.

I also don't understand the science to doku puzzle. Like, is he like a world class to doku player? Is class adoku player something am I unaware of his fame in this area? Dude, he would he thought anything he signed would be valuable and back in the serious XM days, especially during the point where me and Jimmy were really doing the bulk of the show, he would play Candy Crush and he would do a Sudoku put we be sitting there Doing a bit about whatever's in the news or or with a call or whatever that it would be me and Jimmy and he would be sitting there doing Sudoku No shit, and then he'd sign it and and somebody he'd be like I'm doing my Sudoku and people would call in or or

Do the instant feedback thing and say dude? Can you send me the my Sudoku and people would call in or or do the instant feedback thing and say, dude, can you send me the signs Sudoku? It's probably the 10 people that are still clamoring for his hot kids. Coming up after the break, we're going to give away a Sudoku puzzle. You're going to get some sand in the mouth. Stick around for that. Fourteenth collar. It's sand.

Fucking beach sand. And then he was selling prints of pictures he took on his second generation iPhone through a foggy apartment window, thinking they're amazing pictures of the GWB or the sunset or something. And he was signing those too. Yeah, he's signing those. Like it's a photography. Shitty pictures that you'd find in your phone. We all know that. And the photographer of the two. Yeah, I should bug it. He's selling Beavis pictures. I was thinking about time squared. But the time, but the Beavis pictures are good as well. Oh, they're adorable. They certainly are. By the way, I think it's funny talking about him doing candy crush and Sudoku during the show. The way he spins that now is he goes, well, that's when Anthony

would go on his racist tirade. So I just, so I would protest if I play in candy cross. I'm like, I don't remember it that way. Am I off on the, he actually does remember things completely wrong and believes that that's the way it really happened. That's the hardest thing to deal with or was the hardest thing to deal with with the opster. You'd bring something up from a while ago and he'd insist that it happened a certain way and it just wasn't that way at all. And that's one of those things.

No, of course I would talk about race especially when Obama was elected. He is remembering this stuff like it was of the utmost seriousness, like Jimmy sitting there. It was all a lot of times I'd be yelling and then I'd start laughing and go, what am I yelling at? Jimmy is just laughing as I was laughing at me. Or I'd talk about race stuff and then Drew Boogie would cut it into a hilarious song. I'd argue with a caller and then just start horribly insulting him personally because because it's funny if, you know,

anyone but Stuttering John's doing it. Yes. And that was part of the comedy and the bit. He actually thinks everything I was saying on there was a Hannity type. Yeah, turning to your loss. Yeah, right. Yeah, right wing. He turned it to a right wing talk show host.

It's like really? Listen to any one of those bits where Patrice is on and we're talking race or Bilber or or just me and a column, me and Jimmy, a movie that came out. Obama. There's so many instances where it's funny. And yeah, I was pissed off at a lot of things that were going on, but I understood what the fucking show is about. I understood my own show.

So someone in the discord just wrote about I was going to say, Boeing for behave is still one of the greatest most catchy songs that still get stuck in my head to this day. I was going off on some bullshit about a bowling for Colin Vine. And that fat fuck making a movie. And my whole thing was like, just behave. And Drew cut that apart. It was great. He put it together in a song. And yeah, oh, sorry. Sorry, I was talking about it and made a great memorable bit with Drew Boogie. That song and mini Beardsley, the Jimmy Beardsley. So, the one of the favorites. Mimi Beardsley was fucking JFK. She was an intern for JFK and Jimmy went off on this rant

about how they were probably at the pool and he's asking Mimi to suck Teddy's cock and it was just hilariously funny. And yeah, Drew made a great song out of that. And Opie just takes it again, literally. He had no, the guy's got no concept of parody satire, things like that. The irony. He just doesn't understand these things. I'm not going to go on as he on that. He does, because he brought you on the show in the first place for that reason. I think what happened was the show got away from him. And so now he's got this revisionist history that you ruined the show. When in reality, he was the worst part of the show because it got away from like the shock, jock stuff to comedy.

And he couldn't keep up with that. He could shove with them all bads and people, but he couldn't like make with quick, witty one-liners. I think is the problem. Yeah. And that's what really upset him. He felt like he was becoming the third wheel of the show, which he was, he was becoming the third wheel

of the radio show. So we would sit there and play Sudoku and Candy Crush and leave us to our own devices and resent the shit out of it. So, steering the ship, steering the ship. Right. And you made a valve vent. You have been more than gracious with your time.

Thank you so much for coming on again, finishing up October. This has been fun. Absolutely. I like that you've taken the banner, the torch of October and run with it and couldn't be happier. Even more important that you've sanctioned it this way. So thank you for that.

So fucking lootly, it's fantastic. I love it. I love the show. You guys are fucking. You're hilarious. I listen all the time. I listen on on Sundays when you're actually taping it. And you are.

I know I do. I will tell you a true story. When I see Missy commenting about how you're like cringing in an OP, you know, drop the replay or something, it makes me nervous knowing that you're listening at that time. And when I was like, oh shit, our ass is so great. And these listening, I didn't even edit this thing. Yeah, damn it.

But now that's all I've to appreciate it. Also, people's check. I appreciate it. Also, people check out the Anthony Kumia show, which is on compoundmedia compound media.com. And there's tons of programming on there. Yeah, yeah. People can check out. It's all day long every day. Yeah.

And then if you're in various cities around the country, we're doing these comedies tour thing, the comedians of the compound. Yes. All over the place, we're doing Miami and Chicago and, uh, how else are we going? Billy Austin. What's the website for that? It's like compound comedians? Yeah, yeah, you just go to compoundmedia.com or comedians of the compound.com.

Comedians of the compound. You're going to be an Albany in January. I might see you there. That'll be awesome. And I'm definitely planning on going to Miami. Yeah, yeah, that's, that should be a good one too. We got the whole thing set up with karaoke like we usually do and drunken debauchery. So it should be a lot of fun.

Oh, I'm looking forward to that. So very good. And thank you again for coming on the show. Much appreciate it. Thank you, sir. Chris, what have we done today? We did a lot. We've done it all.

That's what I'm going to tell you. We talked about virgin mornings with Anna Wilde. Anthony didn't think that Wilde was his real last name. Anna Wilde, TJ and Jack. It's wide. We talked about Stuttering John calling out Anthony for talking about my kids. I'm going to say, Anthony's the best impression.

He does that running out of air thing. It's great. You're going to work on that. You do have to work on that. Scorch was on here a little bit of O.B. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Jacktober's over. It is starting next week. And it's funny because people are telling too much. Jacktober's over. Starting next week, Adam. It's funny because people are telling me, I meant to bring this up, people are saying the going after radio shows is punching down.

Like Carl, you're goofing on these radio shows. These are professional broadcasters. They have jobs in broadcasting. It's funny that podcasts, he's got to the point now where I'm punching down as a podcast or goofing on radio shows. Right. You're going to be talking about more than a few of them do the whole show and then do a podcast or goofing on radio shows. Right. You're gonna be talking about more than a few of them do the whole show and then do a podcast.

Right. No fucking reason. Yeah, that's true, tell. I say you're punching just exactly right. I agree. I'm always punching correctly. Anyway, the point is is that we don't have to do a radio show next week and we won't.

And we won't. We got a podcast for you today. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So Brad, was this also your first convention back And we won't. We got a fine guess for you today. Yeah. So, Brad, was this also your first convention back, like since pre-pandemic? No, I had done a couple. The first one I did back was July.

And it was the Exotica expo. So it was the poor guy. You're the best one to go back to. Exactly. Have you ever seen our... I know that's fucking a nice thing. No, I did. Oh, so we did this whole YouTube show and we went there and we filmed it I'm going to go back to South. Yeah, absolutely. Have you ever seen our, I know that's fucking a murder. No, I do.

Oh, so we did this whole YouTube show and we went there and we filmed it and we ran around asking questions that had nothing to do. Like, hey, what do you think about the new Star Wars movie? What do you think JJ Abrams is going to? Oh, my God. This is before 7 came out. And it was, like, I usually don't, my own horror, but it was a pretty fucking funny video. This is a show called Cinemasica.

We've heard this suggested quite a bit. So we'll be reviewing Cinemasica on next week's WATP. I didn't get into Patrick Michael today. We did talk about the latest episode of the briefcase on the most recent bonus episode. And again, this month has been fantastic for signups. When you sign up on Patreon for as low as $5 a month, you get every show that we've ever done,

as well as the ongoing shows that we continue to do, at least twice a month. But I do want to play for you that apparently Cardiff Electric has been sending correspondence to Patrick Michael and Patrick Michael addressed this. So he doesn't say the guy's name, but we know who he's talking about.

It's like he's getting voice messages from some other podcast that again, I've already mentioned that I'm not your savior, but they want to connect and be like, oh, you know, we have a common enemy. We should collaborate or whatever the fuck it's like, dude, your enemy is your enemy. I could give a fuck about his life. You've already made the mistake by caring.

You made the mistake by giving a shit and letting it matter. Once you get past that stage, you'll be exactly where I am. Where like, oh I know what's happening. I know they're out there running their mouth behind the computer, talking that good shit, but they're not good enough at it that it matters to me. I saw it firsthand, okay. Look how hard they try to get me on their shows. Look how hard they try to get me to be a co-host on their show. And it's like, guy, don't

give a fuck about you. Whereas these other, these people who can, who come to me as like this savior type of a person to lead them in the direction of taking down this person. It's like, nah, I don't give a shit. Just be better at what you do. Be better at what you do. You're focusing your energy on the wrong, in the wrong place, much like he does. Much like they all do. They're focusing their energy on me and other people's shittiness, not realizing that they are exactly what they hate.

That's fine. That's fine. I silly goose down it. We're not here to join your fucking podcast team. That is good advice cardifal actric. Why don't you worry about what you're doing instead of what everybody else is doing out there. Please join us again next week.

It might be the episode we found out once a world who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone great job everyone good job everybody great job From the very active and polarized WATP subreddit, Cografan88 writes, Carl just had to bring the whole back to bring down the show. Trixie. Jen was awesome. JoJoJoans 10, holy fuck Carl, please never have Digi back on again. This is some zoom out tier shit here.

Thought kicker warns the boys. Jenny Jingles! If you guys run her off again, I'll end my life so that I can come back as a ghost and fart in your mouth while you sleep. One day she's going to talk to the audience like she talks when it's just her and Carl, and it's going to take everyone by surprise. We will demand that Carl be Kevin. Getty Lee's thumb, Carl's parents were so disappointed that his club feet meant he'll

never get to wear his little jack boots. Only for you. Jen is not my favorite co-host, but she's definitely not the worst by any stretch. Digi Gay is the absolute worst. Bottom of the barrel. Turbo 7049. I have no idea what a tricksy is. I know it's not amusing, interesting, or compelling.

The Phantom Dennis. I wish Carl would talk about his fantasy football in the beginning of the show so I didn't have to listen to all that other bullshit. Uh, look here, man. Carl, what the fuck have you done to your once entertaining show? Seriously, bro? Gangrenestly gripes? Worst episode in recent memory? Cultural hope? That was a good episode. Every show featured was awful and stupid. And over in the Facebook group

Anthony Posts, anybody a Detroiter here? Local Bar is putting out a collaboration beer with WATP and a local brewery. Brian explains, Ha, it's true. My brother and I own the bar and came up with the concept. It's going to be called WATB. Who are these beers? It's an homage to my favorite podcast and a way of shitting on so many piss-poor beers out there.

And ironically enough, I'm the asshole that got drunk and passed out at the live show. And Tyler plays us out with, what is going on here? That broad does a cover commander in Prussia now, huh? Yeah, I got some funny outtakes. You got it in here. Okay, very good, I like it. All right, let's get into some reviews real quick

before we hit voicemails. Hello, this is Card of Electric. You're a official WATP review girl. This week's reviews are brought to you by the Card of Electric Podcast Network, home to some of the most famous podcasts on the internet today. I would go through the list, but you already know.

Correct. Coming soon to the network, fat comedian talks wrestling with a special host to be named later. And here are this week's reviews from the internet. No more Digi Bro. I swear to God Carl, if you ever have Digi Bro back on to so much as Breathe One Cillable, I'm pulling my Patreon pledge and giving it to the other guys he was complaining about. Read full review.

One, two, five, six. That's a one star. The next review from the internet. Little Andy. Andy sounds like a middle school kid that has a retainer in his mouth. One, two, five star. Three. That's a one star. Next review from the internet. Lame. They dislike and are overly critical of any podcast more popular than them. LOL. And their voices are annoying. One. I feel like I've two. From that one before.

Three. That's a one star. He he. The next review from the internet. Vic is a terrible review girl. I mean, Casey is at least half half decent but they all pale in comparison to Cardiff Electric. I would give this podcast a higher rating if Cardiff Electric was on more often and Vic was on never one two three. That's a long story. The next show from the internet. You probably can't handle it. I thought I knew how to fix a diesel engine before

But after listening to this podcast I can fix engines in half the time and still have time to watch my wife have sex with strangers Thanks Carl one two five stars That's a five star. Yes, that extra view from the internet. These guys are terrible These guys are washed. These guys are washed and give useless and overly critical comments. One, two, three, that's a one star. The last review from the internet. Way too critical. These dumb idiots are way too critical about shows that are more popular than theirs. Listening to these guys talk about vocal ticks, coughing, bad audio,

quality, etc. is very repetitive. And a lot of times these guys aren't even funny or clever. 10 out of 10, one of my favorite shows. One, guys, if you're repeating ones, you've already heard everybody. That's a five star. The last review from the internet. Vinnie Paulino is a great comedian. I've heard he's got a show coming up on the most famous podcast network on the internet today. I'm really excited to hear that show. One, two, three, that's a one star. Today's reviews have been brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. All right, and our next one to one cardiff when we meet next week, talk about your performance, your repeating reviews that we've already heard, sir.

The air check. Yeah, that's enough of that. All right, producer Chris, you want to check out some voicemails? I do. Because I don't see Vic. Vic and Casey are both busy this weekend. Go figure.

All right, what's your, what's going on here? Hey, girl, I'm going to put in my guess for the Stuttering John mystery question of the week. My guess is how many of the Stuttering John greatest hit did John hit on with his interview with Jim Norton? I counted 10 greatest hits starting with shout-outs. So whether for this year CB you see your Paul E. W's here, Kinky Streets is here. Number two is victim John. And you call and said look John I'm just gonna say I'm sorry I didn't notice I was gonna trash you. And number three we have professional John. Hold on Jim, it's gonna open the microwave because it keeps on beating.

Number four is the classic self-invite. Jim, I'd be honored to do chip show. Number five, Chimes in with that. Remember when I helped you? We were talking about when I first put you, what the hell I should have do that tour. Number six, two words, name drop. So I text, who aren't you? I got the direct Quentin Tarantino. Number six, two words. Name drop. Sorry, text.

Lawrence, you got to direct Quentin Tarantino. So, I mean, Garra, I mean, Adam Sam, the Jack Black. Number seven. So, ah, did you drink? Did you drink at that time or not? At number eight, we have How Great Am I? Opie, like, Opie was like, dude, that was hysterical. And this gem?

I can't believe anybody would be unhappy with this beer on the balcony. At number nine, let's not forget about the trolls. All the trolls know my address. And finally, at number 10, on the list of how many greatest hits did John cover in his interview with Jim Norton we have Drunken Babel Political pun that not listen Joe So that's my guess for the mystery

Stuttering John question of the week call me back and let me know what I want. Thanks, Carl. It was a long one, but well done. Yes, I hit all 10 things Stuttering Giant does on his show. You will be getting a science to doku puzzle from OP for that. Nope. Cute man. This is really hard to spell. What a great bit. What a great bit. I came up with a great bit last week. Spell Ulbacherki. I hope I get on a morning show someday. All right, we're going take a call or spell albuquerque. That was just me that thing I do all morning. Hey Carl Tucker Dixon here.

Hey, I'd sworn let you know I still hate podcasts where they bring their wife on as a co-host. Oh, terrible. Anyways, on an unrelated note, Jen from the Jingle of Department did a delightful job. Love her, she's a great person anyways tuck her out that was a treat wasn't a tucker she actually came on and i gave her enough notice as you could actually prep for

a show for once awesome shows a sweet car or i guess it's last week now when you play this jtd and all of them with those phone numbers are stupid i work at a suicide hotline in north Dakota so we get five or six people that call us but actually though the suit that online is cringes because we can't tell people their idiots

so yeah anyways don't call me back oh thank you it is my uh... anniversary coming up thanks card of electric uh... all the hot the suit of the hotline guy calls back again sorry i just called i forgot the joke that i almost got fired over and i completely forgot to tell you uh... basically someone

so they call me right and i answer the phone i was like hey this is going to be a side hotline what happened and they didn't answer and then i was like here you there and the insane thing and i was like okay please don't keep me hanging. And then I heard a girl start crying and hung up on me. So anyway, I mean, I guess don't listen to WAKP

and answer through a side hotline because you're just gonna not have empathy. All right. You know, it's funny. So Eric Zane drives a limo on the weekends. And one of the reasons he does that is because he wants to make money. But the other reason is because it's content for his show. You know, going batch of my parties and stuff like that.

I think working the suicide hotline on the weekends might be fun. Or maybe weekdays. Maybe I should start doing that in my off time. I could bring a lot of fun stories to the show. Yeah. I mean, a lot of these people sound on the brink. When I felt the application, I'll just ask like, so can I talk about them using first and last name on an internet show? Is

that cool? How does that work? The Bukaki Queen called in, I met the Bukaki Queen last night in person at the isotope show. kaki queen last night uh... in person at the ice at the top show i dot dot dot it's about the kaki queen last time i called i was talking to you in easy softball to plug your upcoming we're so do bad

simple but we need and fuck you, Carl. Hi, Crows. So I still don't know the Bukaki Queen's name, because when I asked her what her name was, she gulped away from me. I don't know why. But thanks, Bukaki Queen. Thanks for supporting the Ice Deltons and coming to the show last night. It was nice to finally meet you with a less Bukaki than I would have expected from a bouquets queen, but nice to meter none the less.

Yeah, what's up for a car? I was listening to podcast dog and I heard something after a little bit of alarming. Okay, I heard you slip up and say that you were on vacation with Jen from the Jingle see apartment.

Now I happen to know that you are a happily with Jan from the Jingle's department. Now I happen to know that you are a happily married man. So what was your wife's date if she found out about that? All right, coming back, dog. I hope she doesn't listen to the show. I know, right? If that would suck. Whoever said I was happily married, I don't remember ever saying that.

So, if weekly, the ween show we did was with vocalists, we weren't doing instrumental versions of those songs that would be silly. That would be a silly thing to do. We have a lot of supporters on Patreon these days, which I really appreciate. People are enjoying that. Cool. What's up, Carl. I just want to say listening to a bonus episode and you are to yourself man you will croak there you guys man it's great I just want to say if anybody is not subscribed to the patreon and whtp then you know they're probably retarded agreed all right man I just want to just wanted to say that it's not my new slogan one of these wanted to say that. That's my new slogan. That should be the new slogan. If you're not subscribed to our Patreon, you're probably retarded. That'll win over the holdouts for sure. All right, this is a one of our favorites on the voicemail segment. the my co-host in the between me and tweets from me, where these same people that unfairly

are so stupid. Sorry, that is true, but did you let that be the funniest part, which is that those people with just one guy that was giving him $1 a month, and he was going to unplug anyway, so he took his order to go to his SOS, then stayed up in his office. So, then paid him $2 to unplug $1 a month on Patreon. Like, if you're going to like screw that order $1 a month, it makes something, it gives people something, that they'll want to save $1 a month for it.

Like, I pushed five a month to H T M H round because both of them did the great. If the ladies in the vanish or a studding genre someone who wants to give me six dollars to stop giving Carl five to plus a month I still know because you've given me something worthwhile I'd rather give him six to the five bucks for what I get and then then, then, get six bucks and stop hand them to... All right, I think we get the point. Yeah. Took a while to get there, but very good point.

When Trixie brought that up, they were gonna pay people who are subscribed to their show to unsubscribes like, people won't do that. They enjoy subscribing to that. Right. They enjoy the content. I'll give you 20 bucks to stop getting Netflix.

Like, well, no, I'm in the middle of Squid Game style. What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm enjoying this. I'm enjoying this. That's why I have it. Anyway, so that was a good point. Produced a Chris, I think you want to plug my front. Oh, geez. Take it by surprise. Well, I can't plug the Ween show. That's done. It's done. Yeah. I don't know. What do you got? Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over! I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye!

And, uh, fucks, Dutton John. What's up, bitch? You're listening to Who Are These Fucking Podcasts? Polish People Are Stupid, FACT! Welcome to who are these podcasts? White power. Love that one. That's great. Thanks, Anthony. Thanks for coming on.