Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep287 - Stoner Chicks

Episode Date: November 28, 2021

This week is a podluck episode featuring three terrible podcasts - Stoner Chicks, Tom Myers vs. the Rest of the World, and Where My Mom's At. Which one is the worst? Why does it have to be just one? Cros and Vinnie join us to compete for worst podcast and also check in on some recent Howard Stern, Opie Radio, Patty C Cups, and Stuttering John.  https://thecreepoff.com/  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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a a a a a a a a a a a a a Podcasts the only show that broadcasts from underneath the bridge. I'm your host Carl with me this week a man whose face looks exaggerated It's Vinnie Paulino

Ola creepos also a man whose fondness for petty broken scholars definitely exaggerated. It's croat Hello, and of course as always a man whose role on this show is exaggerated Producer Chris is here. Hey guys. We got a fun episode, a little different format than usual. We're doing what we call a pod luck episode. This is the name that Corgan and the Discord gave it. It's like a pod unlock. All right, let's save the zingers. Let's do it the intro. Let's not zing people right off the bat. We got to warm up into it. So the format today is a little bit different than usual.

Each of us has brought a different podcast that we'll be reviewing and trying to make a case for being the worst podcast. And then we're gonna people vote on it. I believe there's gonna be cash prizes for whoever brings the worst podcast based on the vote. So listen closely everybody to who brought the worst podcast.

Also please go to who are these.com or your email address, voice mail number week to our server, at least to Discord server, link to the merchandise, link to our YouTube channel and that link to Patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. We also encourage our listeners to give us a five-story view and apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today I'll be reviewing a show called Stoner Chicks. This is a show hosted by comedians, Grace Penzel,

Phoebe Richards, Kayla Teal, and Stephanie Thompson. Huh. These are women who smoke weed. Mm. And they're comedians? And they're improv comics. Oh, you better. Now, let me tell you something.

That right there is a recipe for magic. Oh, you think, Mini? I think you might be wrong. I think this might be the best podcast. I think it's gonna suck. I have a little feeling. First off, the theme song. I should have at least 84 lyrics. They wrote more lyrics than the isotopes. So maybe you should just relax.

Alright, at least a quarter song there. Yeah. You bring up some good points. I'll give you that. Now that is a pod unlock. That is in a way. That is a British out of a cannon today. That is not where the music ends. Oh, good. For this podcast, they have a little trivia segment that they do. And of course, there's a nice intro for that. And we're back, Stoneers.

Hope you got nice and baked. And now it's time for an exciting brand new segments that we're calling Stoner Chicks Trivia. Stuh-uh-oh-no-chicks-travia. Huh. Stuh-uh-oh-no-chicks-travia. Huh. Okay. Pretty good, huh?

I think they kind of have a gif for lyric writing, honestly. It's catchy, it's direct. You know what I mean? You know exactly what they're singing about. I already know the answers to all the questions of trivia, too. I'm guessing it's like, what is weed? Well, you'd be the only one who got

any of these questions correct to that video because they do not know any answers to anything. Here's the first question. Question number one. What US City has more weed stores than Starbucks? Denver, Colorado, final answer. Incorrect. Is there a steal?

I was gonna say Denver, fuck, go ahead Grace. Uh, San Francisco, California? Incorrect. Damn. Caleb, do you have a guess? Portland, California? Incorrect. Damn. Caleb, do you have a guess? Portland, Oregon. Incorrect. The correct answer is LA.

This is going great. So he's going to have a terrific question with the hosts. I don't know anything. Yeah. Let's keep that going. More weed questions. Vity, I'm going to want to hear if you knew any of these answers. Oh, I was in the gas stall A first.

After you listen. Oh, of course you were. Yeah, of course. Of course you were. Yeah. What was the first country in the world to legalize the growing selling and consuming of cannabis? Is it Afghanistan? Good gas, but no.

Is there a steal, Stephanie? I have a steal. I think it's Portugal. In correct. Kayla? Argentina. In correct. Deal Stephanie. I have a steal. I think it's Portugal in correct Kayla Argentina in correct People Is Afghanistan a good gas? Afghanistan, I'm gonna say good gas. Are there even rules there?

Others have like cereal. Don't chop off your hands. We're having fun over there. Are you kidding me? Yeah, Afghanistan? That's not a place where people are just party ignites stop like not only use music illegal, but women are illegal We then and I've got it's dead. You think they're gonna tell the men they can't come on All right, well no one got that one By the way, does anyone know what the answer actually is for that? Amsterdam, Irriguai. Oh, is for that? Amsterdam. Irregly. Oh, I was in that steal. I was gonna say Mesopotamia.

Not actually good to be correct. The laws of Havarabi are some shit. That's a fucking show. Why would you answer questions if the answer is Irregly to these idiots? They're never gonna get it. They couldn't find out a globe. Yeah, well, all these questions so far are just like name random shit. You know what I mean?

Not one of these questions or anything a random stoner would know the answer to anyway Cuz what are you doing studying this shit? No, all right. Let's hear the third question According to the UN Annual World Drug Report Which country smokes the most pot per capita? Canada incorrect per capita Canada incorrect per capita um per capita per capita let's do a fucking masquerade and it will help me

it's it's a fun country kind of dang it I think I know the answer now fun country per capita Spain no cap fuck it's death gets it wrong can it come back to me and can it get me in sure

uh you can steal your own form is it in Europe Can I narrow it down? You don't get to narrow it down. Damn it. The UK. No. Okay. All right. Jamaica. No, the correct answer is Iceland. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I had your final question. Which one of these is not a flavor of Dorito? That's the question they should be asking. Also, if she did answer, is that in Europe, would she even know the answer to that? Yeah, exactly. That's why she's like, no, I don't want to narrow it down. I have no idea. Yeah.

I just want to be part of Europe right now. There should have been choices in this. There should have been an A, B, or C, or D kind of deal. When there are 200 countries in the world world and the question is which country black, it's gonna be difficult for these women to get the answer right. They're not gonna guess their way into an answer. So let's hear how this whole trivia segment ends. Can you? You won. You won. And because of that, you get a fun fact. And then we're moving on. The fun fact is is the very first thing ever sold over the internet

Was weed what really? Mm-hmm and that's the end of trivia today trivia Stomachic trivia sure. Hope you stoner feel smarter I do Actually Yes, I feel like I'm a chick straight. Yeah. Straight. Wow. I feel better about myself.

That's pretty good. If that's anything, you know what? I think I'm gonna go now. I think I'm gonna go now. You think I won? Yeah, I think I got this one going on on top. So, that fun fact was also incorrect. Apparently in 1971, there were these two professors

who set up a place to meet up to get weed. Yeah. But it wasn't like e-commerce. The very first time anything was sold over the internet was in 94 and it was a sting CD. Mmm. So even their fun fact is not correct. And you have to be on a lot of weed to enjoy a sting CD. That's true.

Which so they could have tied that in. Yeah. Well, I'm sure that they had just enjoyed weed before ordering it. Yeah. All right. So I'm excited to tell you guys that it's not just a podcast that you can enjoy these women's art. Oh, good.

And we have a show coming up on November 7th, that's Sunday. It's going to be from 7 to 9 p.m. Pacific, 8 to 10 mountain time, which is my time. And we're at twitch.tv slash stonerchicks podcast. So you're going to want to log on there and join us. It's called Cirque de Stone Day. And we're going to have all sorts of fun entertainment, pack a bowl, roll a joint, dab it up, and have some fun with us. So yeah, we'll see you on Sunday, November 7th,

at 7 p.m. Pacific. Can't wait. So find us online and it's a misspelled French thing? Right, good fucking luck with that. And holy shit. They don't explain what it's gonna be at all. They're like two hours of amazing entertainment. You haven't pulled out five minutes.

Yeah. I'm gonna go listen for two hours or one or two hours. I know. If they put that fee so I gotta loop. I'm sure a couple of stoners would sit there and listen to it for a while. So they realize nothing was gonna happen. So then I found, because these women actually,

most of the live in Seattle, they actually do do live improv shows. So I found one on YouTube that had 46 views. You're welcome ladies, helping out. And they start off the way that they always start off in improv, someone tell us a movie. What's a movie that you like? Oh, the guy gets a clue.

All right, what's your favorite character in clue? Okay, so they go through this whole thing and then they're like, all right, then they sit down and this is what ensues. Now, I've seen a little bit of improv before. I don't want to look at you all this time. Normally what that means, normally what that means is that they would try to recreate this scene or they would take that information and turn it into something that they created.

Instead they just talk about the movie that the person suggested. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've played the game. How. I never seen it. What? I've never seen it. I've played the game. How have you never seen clue? I don't know. I played a computer game, too.

The computer game? That's the computer game. You know? No, I know. Was it used to play by yourself? I was a kid. I was the one that I was a kid. I used to play the actual board game. I'm pretty sure I I was the one that I was a kid. I was played the actual board game.

I'm pretty sure I've seen the movie, but I was really stone and I don't remember any of it. Okay, the next movie night we definitely should watch that. It's so good. My favorite part is there's a singing telegram. I am. You're singing telegram. But I don't want to spoil anything. This is a live show they're doing, guys. I don't know if anything. I don't wanna spoil anything. Okay. This is a live show they're doing, guys. I wanna stay drunk. Yeah!

They die. I don't wanna stay drunk. I don't wanna stay drunk. Every laugh is just from being uncomfortable. Every single laugh. Those people in the audience, shock. They're being tortured. Do they charge money for tickets?

Did people exchange currency to sit and listen to this? How much research do I have to do on this couch? I'm hurled. I've seen... It's something like seeing movies that I feel like I'm working out when you spoil. Way too many improv. Yeah, those in my day. Oh, I know.

I've been in the room. That's a bolts. And these... Those guys... Yeah. Um... Those audiences? Those audiences?

Yeah. Are a special kind of weirdo. Yes. Okay, because what you're seeing there's not people tortured. They are laughing uproariously at just anything. Anything. They are sociopaths. Have you seen crazy?

I've never seen the movie clue. What? How did you get in Prop Nash? You didn't see it. I saw it, but I was high. Oh, I forgot how it goes. That's how being high works, but okay. Big mouth, I tell everyone everything.

So you are the movie buff. Thank you. You think that clue is inspired by Agatha Christie? So, yes. Well, okay. My particularly important clue is a chamber drama, right? What's a chamber drama? Chamber drama is I think mostly just with movies or

TV, but it's when somebody takes place all with a group of people in a room like oh Yeah, like that's close I mean like it's an aware house, but I mean there's also, but even the other scenes is mostly- Did you see a reservoir, guys? Dogs? Oh, that's a reservoir, guys. That's so, like, no one on the guys is gonna work in the reservoir.

They're all in the reservoir. Yeah. They're in the reservoir. Yeah, it's like how the people live in the late- You know why people in improv groups travel in packs? Why is that that so they could always feel like they're being funny I'm wondering if that even was the audience maybe if that was just the other members of the improv troop laughing at everything the other ones were saying The other improv troops waiting to go right. Yeah, I mean the camera was in with the audience So that's amplified much more than anything else around it

But the fact that this mundane conversation and they never go into a bit about Clu, either. So I don't think they even understand how improv works. I heard reservoir dogs in there. Yeah. I tuned it out. What the fuck? Who knows? And you know, you learn everything you need to know right up the bat when the one woman

says this. I needed to get pumped up to come here. So I was like, I want a sugary drink from Sonic, but then I had been listening to a Do-Boys episode about hot dogs, and I've just been thinking about dogs a lot. So I got a corn dog. She's been listening to Do-Boys. Do you guys remember when we reviewed the Do-Boys podcast?

I do. Very popular show. I can't figure out why. There are two children that talk to each other like children and for some reason people think it's funny. Let me remind you, here's the latest episode of the Doe Boys podcast and how it starts off. And hey, what a guest we have.

That's right. For this week's episode. Very exciting to have them back. By the way, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did high, I did high pitched marks. Uh huh. Cause I was going to report the four, but this is, we got puppies on the right. But we're talking about today.

Yeah. Introduce our guest. We got sweet little puppies and we, and we got the sweetest little guest from love. And don't stop or we'll die. Paul rest his back. Hi, Paul. Hey, hi guys. It's really good to see you. The shopper will die. Paul Rust is back. Hi, Paul. Hey. Hi, guys. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You guys crack each other up for no reason at all. There isn't enough weed in the world to make these shows entertaining.

And it all leads back to an improv show, holy shit. It all leads back to the improv show. That theater. Yeah, well, let's find out what these girls find to be funny, because you wonder, like how could you be that humorless if you find things to be funny?

I saw a really good guyco commercial that keeps coming up for me on Hulu. That is this family and they're like, there's an animal upstairs and then it's animal from the muppets just being like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, like banging on his drum and everything. It's so funny. I laughed hysterically at this ad.

So. She should see there's a Southern guy go commercial Where they go our house has ants, but it's actually like women who are related to them. Oh They're all like critiquing the way that they're cooking and stuff. I am rocking back and forth so angrily right now I hate these women why that guy go commercials hilarious. It's and you know the anti-think it You wouldn't think it'd be like a pop-up like drums when you say there's an animal in the attic, right? It's great.

That is the worst. Carl, that is the one you're doing. It's a real curveball. The curveball. The epitome of humor and joy. Let's get back to weed talk, shall we? Of course. They go through when they talk about all the states

that might legalize weed in 2022, and they talk about Pennsylvania. And then Pennsylvania is now in a pickle because New York and New Jersey have legalized and they share a border. Ooh, what a pickle. It's like a pickle in a tight jar. Yeah.

Just a single pickle jar. All of a sudden, come here, all of a run. That was shit. Don't just say anything out loud, but they also give you information that I did not know. I remember when that happened in Connecticut where Massachusetts legalized and the states are so small up there that it's only like a 45 minute drive to Massachusetts. So then everyone in New York and Connecticut were driving the Massachusetts to get weed and Massachusetts was making all of the New York and Connecticut tax dollars that they

could have been getting. Did you know it's a 45 minute drive to Massachusetts if you're a Connecticut or New York? I had no idea. Yeah. That's pretty wild. That's pretty wild. Oh, we should go to Massachusetts more often. Yeah.

It's a 45 minute drive from where? You're talking about two states. It's fucking idiot. Uruguay. All right. Let's find out how NFTs work. Oh, shall we? Please.

I've been dying to know. Finally, somebody can explain it to me. Apparently there's this show called Stoner Cats that my lacunas and Ashton Kutcher is creating. And in order to watch the show, you have to invest in an NFT. And the NFT costs $800 to purchase. And it was so they could raise $8 million for the show.

It's a crazy thing. I looked at it and I'm like, this is stupid. But anyway, this woman tried to explain it is awesome. Then the only way you can watch the shows is by buying NFT tokens, non-fungible tokens. What's that? And buying crypto. Yeah, it's it's cryptocurrency. No, but it is, I heard her. Yeah, basically it's a unit of data stored

on a digital ledger called a blockchain, which can be sold and traded. Yeah, and it can be associated with particular like digital image. It's a J-Pack. It's a J-Pack that you buy. Yeah, it's cryptocurrency. I get the impression she doesn't know what any of the words she does.

Oh, yeah, you can tell she was reading Wikipedia right there. Like, yeah, there's a blockchain. Wait, what's a digital ledger? Yeah. You can't ask me. Literally, when you're reading the information, the answer to stuff, it should not sound like your inflection has a question mark at the end of it. Yeah, fuck you.

Oh, you know what it is? It's a blockchain. Right. Like, what do you know? It's a digital ledger. You know, you know. You know what It's a blockchain. Right. Like, what do you know? It's a digital ledger. You know, you know, you know what I'm talking about. I'm convinced. All right.

So for some reason, this latest episode that comes out, this one woman is trying to give us the history of weed and Judaism. Now, she herself says that she's half Jewish because her dad was Jewish, but she was raised Catholic, which I believe the way Judaism works is your mom has to be Jewish in order to be half Jewish. Whatever, I don't care. No one else on the show is Jewish. I don't know why they're trying to explain this to us. It's not fun or funny in any single way and not not even all that informative. In about 200 BC, the area of Judea was under control of a Syrian king, Antiochus III.

And he was pretty chill and would let the Jews do their thing. But then in 168, his son, King Antiochus, for epiphanies. Mass occurred thousands of Jews in Jerusalem. I love that story. Why are we talking about that? Yeah, this is insane. That's decidedly not very chill, by the way.

We're massacring that. That chill is a Jews in the city square. That is like zero chill. Are you familiar with the miracle of Hanukkah? Of course. Well, I'm gonna reiterate it because she also explains it. But here's where the miracle comes in. They only had enough pure olive oil to light the menorah for one night.

And they couldn't get more because, you know, war-torn stuff. Oh, supply chain issues. Okay, yeah, no, I get it. Because of war torn stuff. That's why they couldn't do it. Brilliant explanation. Wow. So this last clip from this episode, this woman's trying to explain war torn stuff.

You know, the people who picked the olives, they were just had their throat slit in the shields. They're missing an arm, they couldn't pick the olives anymore. You know, war torn-dorn stuff. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So the woman is trying to explain the connection between weed and religion. And she gets herself confused in a way that is impressive. There is an argument made by David Bean and Stock coming from, you know, other scholars

and start coming from other scholars that when God and then Jesus is talking about anointing oils and actually Christ means the anointed, that it was sort of like weed oil. Wait, what am I trying to think? Like, uh, Colonel mustard in the study Yeah, like a D oil or yeah, like a topical a topical weed thing anyway, so oh Retard alert That's the worst part This podcast is really really bad and the worst part about it Vinnie

All right, so that's my that's my submission for our our podla who brought the worst podcast I am gonna tell you to vote for stoner chicks, but who knows I might not even vote for stoner chicks Cuz I haven't heard what Vinnie brought yet Vinnie Oh guys, I would he got in store for the last time we did one of these I believe I won is that correct? I believe you did now I want you want to do something stupid like bring the exact same podcast again did you well you told me to bring the worst show ever right? Yeah, I'll start Carl hit clip number one. Oh, no. Hello Welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. All right, Vinnie you Hello, welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. All right, Vinnie you You're a cheat mother fuck you know that let's the man come to the dance with who broke you

Because this mother fucker has not stopped being awful for a second. Oh, he has now he's doubling down on it. So as you could guess my creep today is Tom. Do Tom Myers has been putting out, I think it's on Instagram or Twitter or something, but people screen capture it and put it in our sub, right? Oh God. I love that he's explaining that other people don't know how to structure jokes correctly. When he's telling jokes about how their punch lines aren't right,

like, Tom, holy shit dude. We could examine some of his better work. Now here's what I did. I decided to take a couple of different angles here because I wanted to keep this fresh and interesting because he is just a tedious fucking bore. Mm-hmm. But what I decided to do, guys,

was instead of pulling the worst jokes from his podcast, I pulled the best jokes. How do you tell the difference? What's the difference, man? I have a very discerning ear. Okay. Okay, so I think we should very discerning ear. Okay. Okay. So I think we should start off with some humor. Yeah. And my second clip here is how he actually opened up

one of his shows. Now any comedian will tell you, you got to start strong. Right. You want a good opener and you want a good closer. You could dip a little bit in the middle, but those two are the most important things. Here's the opener,, hit him with the top Myers. Congressman Paul Gosar was censored by the House of Representatives for tweeting a video where he was photoshopped attacking Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Casio Cortez as well as President Biden. He didn't seem bothered by the vote because he knew if he published that cartoon in Denmark, the worst he'd get would be death threats from non-members of congress. Yeah! First off, the wordiness of that was so unnecessary. He didn't have to explain every detail of the one he tweeted.

To get to a punchline that made no sense at all. So his concept is if he were to do that same tweet, but if he was Danish and was in the Denmark. Because he was thinking he wouldn't be bothered because if hypothetically he was Danish, all you have to do is worry about people putting out a jihad on him. What if he was from Uruguay? Yeah, wouldn't that be cool? Cool. Guys, I would just say, can you just say AOC in Biden like this idea this idea the ass like there's so many syllables going on in that setup

Okay, I'm gonna say this only one time. Yeah, he wants to be Bill Mar so God he thinks he's Bill Mar so bad and I want to see him on Bill Mar show if we can somehow Arrange that I mean he had that retard that talks the bill's other question is face arrange that. I mean he had that retard that talks to Bill's other question is face. Bill's first question to me. What the fuck are you doing? Like what are you even doing? Stop it. Okay, second joke. Come on. Now here that was a little bit of a long one. Yeah. But obviously what you want to do is hit him up with something really quick. Yeah. Like a nice good quick punch.

Yeah. All right. Clip number three, Carl. Senator Patrick Leahy announced he's retiring. He won't run for another term as Senator Vermont. As he's 81 one he wants to go home and die the preferred way not at the hands of a mob of people who believe the election was stolen so that was what is better jokes jenny were six because it made sense all the way through yes now my point actually understood what he's talking right and so i'm saying is i tried to grab his good jokes so we can even understand how

lame those are Even his good jokes. I saw a shitty. I saw a babel on B had lying about that Suddenly retiring okay that said to make room for other 70 something. You're all too want to be in Congress That's a good joke. That's pretty good. Yeah, you mean he did just go for the lowest haired fruit or the bruised apple That's just laying on the ground of a punchline that that was? Okay, well let's go with clip number four. This is some topical humor.

Oh, God, I like topical stuff. The judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse case said the lawyers are supposed to refer to the two people who were killed as the looters. We can't call them victims. That's very PC of them. The next thing you know, we're not gonna be allowed to call them victims. That's very PC of them. The next thing you know we're not going to be allowed to call them white supremacists. We must call them insecure white guys with

small dicks. That's the perfect reaction. The reaction he got for that was the right reaction. That's why I left it. Yeah, it was a little bit of a. Also, I hate his mic control. Yeah. Did you guys see the other day on this thing that I was watching? We'll see, here's the thing. Most of his jokes get zero reaction, so that's a win. That's a good joke for him. Right. Now, by next one, I'm going to have you skip up to number 14.

Okay. This is some edgy humor. Oh, good. I'm going to get to edgy. Edgy humor. For years, it was rumored that Alex Jones was actually the late great comedian Bill Hicks. On that note I'm gonna practice cancel culture of my own and not

donate to the American Cancer Society until cancer takes the life of Alex Jones. I will be amazed if IPM Nation and Odyssey Radio keep that one in. So Jeff Heisen is worse than Tom Myers. He's my best possible. We sure part of the show. Because Tom Myers, I find to be charming in some weird way. Jeff Heisen is just an idiot. The fans of he tells that joke, like, I'm ready for cancer, okay, we get it.

And the Jeff Heisen sits there too. Like, ha ha ha ha. I don't know, man. These guys are a couple of edge lords. Yeah, wow. Yeah. Oh, you want people you don't like to die of are a couple of edge lords. Yeah, wow. Yeah. Oh you want people You don't like to dive cancer. Wow good. Wow. You never that commercial where the old lady was trying to put the things on her Facebook wall and they're like that's not how any of this works. Yeah, that's a great. Well, we still the stoner chicks about that. Yeah

They would love that. How many y'all that had a third-next-dimp show the commercial and the old lady doesn't know how the things work. All right, who's got their favorite guy go commercial? All right, who's your favorite character in the game? Game man! Game man! Game man! Ha ha ha! Hit number six for me, Carl.

Carl, Kroosh, producer Chris, we're going to play the top-mothers match. Yes! I'm saying about this. Can you guys match top-mothers match! Yes! I'm saying about this! Can you guys match top-mothers' fantastic punchlines? Oh, God. This is a great premise. Thank you.

I already love it. Okay, so we're gonna start off with the setup that you guys can see if you can match the punchline. Okay, sounds good. Number seven, Carl. Steve Bannon made a court appearance after being indicted for contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with the subpoena from the January 6 commission Steve Bannon looks like Joe Rogan if he had said What he Steve Bannon looks like Joe Rogan if he had said what Crosh if Joe Rogan had said give me a couple extra shirts and a few extra orders of meatloaf,

and what would you say that would make you look like something? Well, don't ask me because I would never start this product. I got it. I got it. I got it. If Joe Rogan had said, what's a guy? Alright, number eight. Here's the answer, guys. Steve Bannon looks like Joe Rogan, if he had said, fuck mixed martial arts and just started eating ding-dongs and playing

Fortnite non-stop. Bird! Yeah, I didn't get a chance. I was going to say that. Oh, I'm looking at his notes. He had a written down exactly. Word for Word. Yeah, I'm looking as no to you. I'd written down exactly word for word. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't see you over there. I didn't see you were here. Okay, you're not even a believer who we took a shot of this next one. And by the way, all of these are him comparing Steve banded to other people. Oh, okay. So, man, by the way, when you have a good promise, just roll them.

But here's the thing, this is from two different episodes. Oh, I know, shit. Oh, yes. But also, I want the thought of that joke. This guy who's in really good shape, that's really well known for working out all the time. This guy who's fat and ugly, that guy would look like that guy. If that guy was also fat and ugly, like, right. Yeah, that's the thought process of a little league of outs, or ladies and gentlemen.

All right, sorry. Number nine. Number nine. process of a little league of outs or ladies All right, all right number nine number nine Steve Bannon looks like Tim Dylan if Okay, Steve Bannon looks like Tim Dylan if Crucifer Chris you want to give it a shot? I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass if he sucked a little more dick No, that's okay. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay. Okay, Kroge. Yeah, Jesus Christ. If Tim Dylan didn't fuck dude. Alright, if Tim Dylan were 80 years older than he actually is. Okay, that's not the answer. Nobody matched. Go ahead. Hit number 10. Steve Bannon looks like Tim Dylan. If he was kicked in the head by Crystal meth. He

tries to work in so many. Nobody had that. Nobody had that. You were trying to write a good joke. He wanted to be so many different jokes. At what? He stole a half by hand. He kicked in the head by crystal meth.

He is legitimately the fucking worst lady since gentlemen. And this is, okay, last one, number 10. The other problem with, I just, I just played done. It's 11, right? Oh yeah, I'm sorry. The other problem with, I just, I just played Don. It's 11, right? Oh yeah, I'm sorry. The other problem with that is that Tim Don't famously was a co-cat for most of his life. So it's not even like, yeah, this guy did drugs.

He would look as bad as this guy's like, he did do drugs. Right. He doesn't even fucking sense. I've got about that. Stupid. Well, the, the grammatical idea of being kicked in the head by a drug that looks like something. I can't wait for the next time. I'm going to get this on. Okay, you just might actually. Steve Bannon looks like Andrew Breitbart. If Steve Bannon looks like Andrew Breitbart. If

he rose from the grave today, I would have said he looks like Steve Bit he looks like Andrew Breitbart now. Right. Yeah. Simple. Yeah. If he started turning into a werewolf but then three quarters of the way the moon guy covered it. I'm just now. Myers. Okay. All right. I'll good. Producer Chris. Chris is like, I don't care Do you get that one perfectly spot out of that? He doesn't want to shoot yeah, he got his lighted for the show Steve Bannon looks like Andrew Breit bark if he survived the heart attack

If he had survived and that okay Just like him if he was alive, but well, that doesn't make him look just like the guy that he survived alive as well. That doesn't make any sense. He looks just like the guy he survived. That doesn't make any sense. That's me. Tom, what is that me? Two separate episodes by the way. He was going for these jokes. I want that pointed out. Now let's talk about why he's the best in the biz. Okay. I want you to hear how like you gave us a nice little introduction. You wrote some jokes. But you got nothing. I'm this. What is this? I'm this right here. Number number 13 Carl. Please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen Abbie Mellow and Gina Brown They do that every time too and tries to be nuts if you're not supposed to clap when you introduce your guests You're the host there is no audience you don't clap when you introduce your guests you fucking moron

All right, you yell hey, oh, and oh, I they move on to prove once again Why he is the worst I have compiled and I'm not even shitted you guys this is very true This is not sweetened in any way okay I listen to two full episodes and I pulled all of the actual laughs. Oh good. Okay, two episodes It is 28 seconds long Okay, enjoy guys Oh, good. Okay. Two episodes. It is 28 seconds long. Okay. Enjoy, guys. So here the aborious laughter from these comedians getting together to talk about politics. Here it is. From 60 minutes of audio. These are all the laughs. Yep. I

That's it that's the laugh that's the last of two episodes Okay, ladies and gentlemen top-, once again, is the worst podcast out there. He makes Shabie sound fucking coherent. Yeah. He makes stuttery. He has more informed opinions of the country. Actually, he makes stuttery jazz. It's not like a fucking rocket scientist. And that's all I got to say about that. He is the worst. Please vote for Vettie I bet it sure is restaurant job though, right? Dude, he's probably the best host when he's feeding someone He's the best host since he ever stayed inside the liquor license

That's what he does. He sits there. Wow Wow, that actually he odes the plate. That was a good presentation. Normally I give up with shows But there's a lot of like over- over the top laughter and they're laughing too hard. This show is just the opposite. I think they can't even muster up a real laugh. Every single episode is underwhelming fake laugh I've ever heard. It's great. Crouch.

Wow, you got your work cut out for you, my friend. Yeah, I sure do. Luckily for me, I listened to a couple things over this week. And boy, I found one that just fucking completely ruined my day and I can't wait to share it with you guys. Oh good. My number one. I was having a good day for a second.

Let's fix that. When my mom's with my mom's with my mom's hat, when my mom's wearing thongs and bombs hat, raising kids, cleaning shits, need a long nap, when my mom's with my mom's hat, when my mom's hat, with my moms, with my moms at With my moms at Hot Cats With Christina P Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, city, ooh, why is guys comedy club in November 26th for 28th? Oh boy, welcome to where my mom's at, M-O-M apostrophe S. So I'm already pissed off. That's that the plural for moms from the

your mom's house network with Christina P and also some other dude that she might introduce at some point. Josh Potter. Maybe, I don't know. And now for this one, there are still the guys in the booth that are screaming at the jokes, but they're like way off mic. So I don't know, I don't know if they made a change to the studio or what, but it's like, you can't even isolate it so far, but it's still there in like spirit and you can

hear it in the background. But anyway, I was shocked that my next one, this is a popular show somehow. Oh yeah. I was looking to say I wanna thank everybody who prescribed to this show, subscribe to this show. My poop tube following is now over 100,000. I wanna thank you guys so much when I say, okay, yes.

And thank you to the Booth Boys for helping me achieve this. Yeah, they have cute little words for everything. That's how you do that. You do like this. That's how you do it when you're celebrating. The pooptube. She having like an only fans.

What is that? I'm excited for the pooptube. Well, why have sound effects when you could have a guy in the garage off like just yelling in the background into a trash can. I mean, the fuck are we doing? I can fight. Pod unlock. Now, you can get out your, uh, your W ATP checklist because this shows, got him all, baby, let's do some glory days.

You know what I mean? Growing up, I think I got like fourth place once for running. Uh, I never, I never, maybe speech meets. I did well in the spelling bees, I did okay. But I've never been like a trophy. I don't think I have a trophy. But God damn it, I want my YouTube plaques because we've earned those bitches.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Oh God. Okay. Oh. Can I explain what's going on here for everyone? People who aren't in this shade who don't know what's what's happening Oh, yeah Carl knows Bob talk. Go that Carl for some reason and I don't think Tom siguros the world's greatest comedian

But for some reason he's good enough that he can make his wife and Bert Kreischer interesting and now they have a following I can't very dumb Sigur might be the most talented person of all time because he's dragging these people along. His back is unbelievable. They can drag these people around and people listen to this shit. Well, I am so glad that you use the word interesting because that's the one thing I picked up is that this woman has a really interesting life.

She has interesting thoughts and she can't wait to share them with you, my number four. I'm 45 and I get excited about a six year old's birthday party. More than anything. And then I, you know, I spent all my time with those dudes and I watched Sex and the City on repeat. I've so far, I like to track different relationships in the series.

It's so embarrassing. So I tracked what's her name? Charlottes relationship with the bald guy, the attorney. Do you know I'm talking about an adonis, do you watch sex in the scene? I do not, and I have not. Thank you, sir. Good answer.

And the first five minutes, like the first five minutes is I watched the same fucking TV show over and over and over again. Would you guys know, I love, I mean, that's just, who is this guy who's on the podcast? Why is there a dude on this podcast with her? Is it like where my on this podcast? Why is there a dude on this podcast with her? Is it like where are my moms at? Why is there a dude?

I don't know. And I was shocked to learn this episode actually has a guest. I never even got there. I listened to over an hour. They never even brought a guest on. I'm reading through the description. They're like, and then the guest comes in and says, so I'm like, I listen for an hour, they never had it.

I hope the publicist got fired. But anyway, now remember, first five minutes of the show, this chick is just, I watch fucking the same TV show from the fucking 90s, right? I mean, that's an old-ass show, over and over again. But I watch it thoroughly, because I'm fucking an interesting person. Well, I will go back and I watch it for that relationship,

and then now I'm watching it for Mr. Big and Carrie, because you know what, they're not good together They're toxic as heck wait you could only focus on one couple on each viewing That's what I do so I go back to the series and then I'll I'll be like I'm gonna watch this just for the trajectory of like Mr. Big and Carey Yeah, that might be the most boring fucking thing I've ever heard like you're just a boring person and that's okay I listen all the people who are gonna call up you help me in the voicemail if this is what you do with your life That's fine, but like don't get out of fucking microphone and go broadcast it

No one fucking cares. This is the most boring thing you could possibly do and then for the show for the show that she watches over and over and over and over again, she doesn't even know what the fuck she's looking at. Number six. So I've been following it. So apparently Kim Kutral who played, you know, the, the sliddy character, what kind of like blank on everybody and so tired today. Look up Kim Kutral's likes in the city. Samantha, she played Samantha.

There's four main characters. That was one of them. They're all sweaty though. And that's a tell to me. When someone is in front of the mic, producer Chris Google this morning, the things with the nipples in the front and they're like kind of round.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Swanyway. What I was saying about Teddy's, like, you don't know anything about Teddy's, do you, Chris? No, I don't. No, really. Well, they're coming threes.

But then we get the fucking, not only do we get hot goss, but we get bouching, number seven. And now, you know, so in real life, apparently, she never really got along with the other ladies and specifically Sarah Jessica Parker. She has it in for the allegedly. This is the gossip right? Oh God, it's very exciting It's not even a good bouch. What are we fucking doing here? Okay, then the dude chimes in with his fucking two cents cuz he's fucking on fire

But what have I been going through you know what I'm going through sign felt again right now. That's always good Love that one what else I watch fucking side fell good for you mother fucker Why are you both in front of a fucking microphone? How for more fucking but then they're like oh, but but but but there's a show coming out That's cool because I mean why would you ever leave your fucking TV set number nine? No way look this up. Let me see this show is it's not a documentary It sounds like it's a scripted show about the Wu-Tang. Yeah, it's a scripted Wu-Tang show on the... Shut the front door. Oh my gosh.

How have I missed this? The American saga. Oh, great. What an interesting band. It's amazing. So many people are in it. So many talented people. So many people with interesting lives.

Name two. Name two. There was one producer dude who was super talented and then 11 guys with microphones a yell shit like He pointed at the And look I'm looking I'm looking in the mirror when I say this but you're a 45 year old white woman like Let's not pretend to be an expert in the Wu Tang clan. Maybe you know what I'm saying like I'm not saying It's culturally insensitive, but you sound like a fucking idiot, it's kind of what I'm saying, you know what I mean?

And then bust out that W-A-T-P checklist, because let's listen to some YouTube! Woo! Yeah, I wonder if you'll be able to hear how weird the guy that plays Rizza Sounds. Let me hear it, can you play it at all, or? Uh, yeah, let's give it a try. Hmm.

So that's Rizza. He's give it a try. Hmm. So that's where it's up. Yes. He's like a solid fight. So far so good. Yeah, before you move. So far so good. He's cute. Look at that great face on this guy.

Let me find where we did. I have his black man. Is that him? What a great opinion. I think that's still fine. Great face. It's like watching football, and there's always that girl in the crowd that's like, oh, he's cute, you know, like, well, thanks.

That's a wonderful addition to the game. Anyway, I mean, and they still like you when Brad Bussberger does it. They listen to a minute and a half of this bullshit. Okay, so in this podcast about moms, they finally get to one bit about parenting. These are two compilation clips, they're a little bit longer, but just fucking bear with me pretty pleased because this is one of those.

He's talking to you, Vinny. Stop shouting over all the clips is what he's trying to say. Exactly. And it's one of those things. It's like the micro that explains the macro. So, sometimes they tell you a little story and that kind of sheds the light on the big story,

you know what I mean? But number 11, let's get started with the saga about the three-year-old. He's been coming up with different names for himself and it started with a hum, Bishi, Bishi. Bishi? It's like just a sound. Bish, Bish, so we're like, okay, Bishi, and then that lasted for a couple of weeks. And then it would change to parking lot. Call me parking lot. And then this week,

it's grandpa. Yeah, it was so fucking, and he is insistent that I call him grandpa. Like he catches me every time. I found like, juju, he's like, I'm not juju. I'm grandpa. And I'm like, Oh, God. So we go to this to this party and of course I have to introduce him as grand pods of people But he's fluid so he changes his name every fucking week and There are days were like look he's three so I'm going to indulge this for a little bit But bro like three and a half I'm be like your name's fucking Julian, all right load the dishwasher you shit like I'm not I'm be like your name's fucking Julian alright load the dishwasher you shit like I'm not Coddling this insanity. Well, no you are coddling it if you brought him to a party and then it just

Crumbled to the whim of your three-year-old who is the parent are you the parent or is it three-year-old the parent who's in charge here now You're saying right off the bat like this is ridiculous, but when we go in public I bowed his wind because now like this is ridiculous but when we go in public I bowed his win because now Carl and me you guys aren't parents and I thank the Lord of Bonds every night you're welcome thank you God I don't believe in God that's my way of giving back to my Lord and Savior thank you for making these two not parents but when you've got kids they like they touch it I mean that's part of the etiquette that's what we did is kids that's how you learn the fucking boundaries of the world that's everything when your parents don't teach you what the boundaries of the world are, you're fucked.

Now, this woman in the next clip, she sees a ray of sunlight and it hits her directly in the fucking face like she sees exactly what's wrong with that. And then just wait for the end because I love it. Do I want to raise somebody that annoys the shit out of other people? Exactly. Which is really the issue. Okay, let's think about it. Right.

But you want to raise humans that other humans like to be around. You're right. Don't raise Paris Hilton. That's your only job. Your only job. So that way they get ahead in life, right? So if I let him go on this fucking thing so long about call me B She call me mini Cooper call me grandpa. I'm making him annoying. Yeah, I'm allowing

I'm enabling him to be annoying and you're annoying. So there's a time limit to this. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm about to put my foot down because it's been a few months now. I'm gonna put my foot down because I've created annoying you and being that literally is gonna be crippled in society I mean the only the only thing you can do as a parent is to teach your kid how to get somewhere in society And what's make them not annoying? That's the only fucking job. It just makes me mad at Carl's parents. Yeah, seriously What's up with this report card? You failed roll call How did you fail roll? Yeah, and I mean now look you name the kid Julian Stop side here

I told him traffic like this week. I'm not stop side anymore So then this gets into all thing about this woman's childhood because Why would you talk about anything other than yourself and you're boring and shit and have been for the last several decades. So, but when I was a kid, I was interesting. I thought this was cool, man. Number 13, she had the same nickname as a child that Carl did. And there's a few things about me that kids would tease me for.

So number one, my lips, I had huge lips. So I had to grow into these, these babies, right? This is before it got cool to have big lips, right? And they called me they called me some crazy shit. I'm like probably can't repeat Crop footed cock nose Because you said it was this alright Yeah, you know what it is so there what is it any? I'm rather not say it's here.

I don't even like the word. Is that so? I know I truly don't even like saying the word. But, you know, back in the 80s, kids were throwing that stuff around. I got called that a lot. Yeah, now I wonder about this. I wonder if it's like a generational thing

because I guarantee no young person would know what the hell they're talking about. But anybody who was on a playground in the 80s heard the kind of language that they're like, they won't even like, gave her words. Yeah, they wouldn't even touch the first letter of it. Like, they don't even like, you don't even mean, but as soon as they said it, I'm like, oh, I know exactly what they're talking about. But let's get back to the WATP scorecard because we're Google and stuff, baby.

Go ahead and Google Hungarian red folk vest. Yeah. And you'll see how horrendous Whoo, it's like what dancers wore. I'm like, why would you give that? Yeah? This is what I wanted that's that one. It's that one that you clicked on a hundred percent Hungarian folklore waste code That's it. This is what she fucking dressed me in to school. Okay, yes Look at those pictures. I we Is there a podcast called using the internet in real time?

Because I want to start a show where it's just me using the internet. I mean, I'll just tell you what I'm doing as I'm doing it. Now who's on YouTube for an hour? As a listener, you're listening and she's telling you about this story. Her mom used to dress her like an artwork.

And so, then she's like, then she's like, there's a reason. Then she's like, but then Google it. Oh, re-tarter alert. But then she goes, so then Google it and then everybody Google's in and they're like, okay, yeah, that looks stupid, but it adds less than nothing. It actually detracts from the conversation because now it stops and anyway uh... number fifteen languages and issue here so i looked like bozo the clown with the big red shoes and the hongarian vest i look like a fucking our work right yeah set of tsl now are you allowed to do that because i don't think you're allowed to if

re-tard is bad you can't say i look like an hour word that's why kimberley got fired i thought the same thing. That exact same thing. Because shampoos, that's like an underwater. What do you want me to do about it? Whoa, whoa, whoa, dummy. Yeah, do you understand what you're saying right now? I say the word.

I said N word. I just said that all those people act that way. It's what's the problem. It's not the word itself, but the contentious. Exactly. The weight you're putting behind it. That's an issue. You could use the word Canadian like call doesions. Exactly. The weight you're putting behind it, that's an issue. You could use the word Canadian like Karl does

when we're driving around here, but it's still a problem. Classic. Then they go with some other shit. And like, now this is a podcast by a professional comedian. Now she's no time buyers. I give you that. She's no time buyers. I mean, she starts off the show by reading several dates.

This is what a Professional comedian does for a podcast. Let's look up yo mama insults. Let's teach my kids some this weekend. Okay, your mama's so fat when she felt I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up. No, your mama's so fat when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. That's pretty fun. That's pretty solid. Kids won't know what the stock market is. Your mama's so fat it took me two buses in a train to get to her good side. That's pretty solid. Kids won't know what the stock market is. Your mom is so fat, it took me two buses in a train to get to our good side. That's funny. Yeah, that's great.

Last one I promise. She's a stri- Let's Google your mama jokes. Now, part of the W-A-T-P checklist is lonely, sad, boring listeners who have a weird, dangerous, parasocial relationship with the show. Let's get some Mr. Mell!

This is funny, here's a Pajitsky effect. On episode 121, you clearly, bad mouth, Swedish fish and all gummies. But then say how great, Sour Patch Kids are, light bulb, Sour Patch Kids are gummies. And yes, Swedish fish are from Sweden or else they would just be called fish love the show That's funny just fish the bag of fish. No, it's not funny. It's not funny No one in the room is funny. No one who wrote in was funny I spent an hour with this show and it sucked balls. It was a fucking eternity It was a fucking hellish hell that I've yet to escape from but thank you all for listening

I hope you enjoyed where my mom's M.O.M. apostrophe S at That only thing that could make that show worse is Jeff Heisen That listener bell was so ridiculous imagine nitpicking a podcast like that. Yeah, so it's such a thing silly guys It's time for Gringe of the Week. Gringe of the Week. Which should just be called the Adam Thoreau part of the show. Yeah. Because once again, Adam Thoreau is sent in two examples of Gringe of the Week. And these are just from random podcasts that have Gringe were the material in them. This one called the Tammy and Wanda show.

one called the Tammy and Wanda show. So I would always have like my my Chris or my my Christmas party. My birthday party. The I like the first week in December. Oh yeah. So like we they would always try to do something fun. But as the older I get and the more I don't give a shit, I may arrive. As the older I get, and the more I don't give a shit, take it, Dr. Seuss. And you're your first folks. I'm an instrumental band, even I know that's not a rhyme.

Not a rhyme at all, but you and Crouch did look at each other just to make sure. Not a right, right? I don't think so. Okay, all right, good. All right, the next one is a show called Comedy or Worse Unfiltered. And what this guy does is he doesn't open Mike every week, records it, and puts out as a podcast.

Oh my god, murder this man. Yes. Fuck this guy. Are you kidding me? Every other episode is four minutes of him doing Open My Comedy, and then every other episode is him playing D&D with his friends with like a phone in the middle of the table as they play for hours.

Oh no. But this is an example of the Open My, because I love Vinny so much. Again, from Adam Thurough. Please get up for a real treat! Hey! I never ever treated him. I never treated him. I never treated him. I never treated him. I never treated him.

So by goals tonight, it is to make all you's assholes laugh. Yeah. This is like you make your assholes laugh. That that shit is funny This guy put it out himself him bobbing in an open mic. Wow, and that was the first joke I think that needs me added to the opening of the creep off. I really like that I'll tell you I need to make all you a Jesus Christ

so as you guys probably remember we we had Vito just walled on last week, his debut appearance on Who Are These Podcasts. And the night before they record the biggest problem in the universe on Friday nights, and I hadn't heard this yet because it doesn't come out until later, but Dick was coaching Vito on how to be on Who Are These Podcasts.

And I found this rather insulting. You doing Who Are These Podcasts soon tomorrow, aren't you? Yeah. Oh, that's great. You gotta learn all the lingo Soon tomorrow, aren't you? Yeah. Oh, that's great. You got to learn all the lingo for Carl. That he has club feet. He has club feet. Yeah, he has club feet.

Okay. Looks like a weasel. Yeah, I'm going to know all this. I got a full-darket tomorrow. He has cousin ruse. Gross. Those are the things you have to know to see, guys. I've got club flooded.

I look at the weasel and I've cousin ruse. Dick, the at the reason I've cussed a ruse. Dick, the fuck. Do I say that it makes cussed a ruse not like a disease? Is it something like a bite or something? Yeah, well don't get too close to it. We have cussed a ruse. Yeah, you know what? It's a problem.

Jesus Christ, that was kind of weird. I remember when we were looking for a new drummer when our rehearsal drummer left, and we met the admiral. Well, now listen, our guitar player, he's just a few feet. So I just just want to let you know before he commit. He's one of the fans. I wasn't there at that time. There's a couple of things you need to know.

I don't remember that. Yeah, we used to leave you out every now and again. You might have to carry the route. So we're recording the show on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Mm-hmm. And if there's one thing I know about the week of Thanksgiving, it's that Howard Stern has that week off. Oh, that's one thing I definitely know the week of Thanksgiving, it's that Howard Stern has that week off. Oh, I definitely know.

But Howard, I think you meant month off. Yeah, seriously. Listen to this though, guys, Howard did shows not once but twice this week Monday and Tuesday, and he wouldn't shut up about it. Oh, God. I today blessed you with a second bonus show. You are welcome. So many fans wrote in in the email.

How great is that? Did they like a bonus show? Oh, they loved it. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. The fans love live shows. Thank you, thank you, my mistress. Thank you, thank you.

He's not your mistress. Don't be literal. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Thank you. He's not your mistress. Don't be literal. Thank you. Thank you. Anyway, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Robin responding to a Fred Drop. Nothing is changed over there. As you know, we're not usually on the air during Thanksgiving week. Sirius XM forces me to take the week off, but this year. Ha! Alright, there's a line of real week off, but this year. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha listeners wrote in to thank us for the holiday gifts. Oh, yes. Thank you. Thank you, my mistress. Thank you, my mistress. Again, my mistress. Thank you, my mistress. Thank you, my mistress. Wow. It's Thanksgiving week and Howard's

on live. What a surprise and treat. Well, you fans have been great to us and we feel it's only right. It's on. It's the Monday before Thanksgiving and Howard and the gang are working. A beautiful start to a beautiful week. Thanks Howard. I wanted to do another surprise show tomorrow, but series XM will not allow me. They're taking control away from me. But you're such a wrap up. Yes, they're forcing me by. So tomorrow we will not be here, but today we are here with you giving you an excellent show, which I predict will be an excellent show because I know what I'm thinking about.

Braggin, that you're going to a job where you don't have to leave your house. Correct. And I promise you, he traded this in for some days in December. I promise he's doing these two days and then he, you know what I mean? Oh, he swapped PTO days at work and he's like, and I'm taking the last three and a half weeks of December. I have the feeling it has something to do with the fact that you hit the entire summer off. The fact that he's doing a victory lap for being at work when you took the entire summer off. Yeah.

I mean, what a fucking story to make of something here. They forced me off. The only people, StereoSex have forced off or opiate ahead to the entire day. That's a good thing. Howard you asked. I wanted to ask. the only people serious XF4 stuff or OP&A and you turn it to a text and you get cat, you get cat, you get cat, you get cat, you get cat, howard you ask. I wanted to ask so. Here he goes, yeah, they said you cannot work this week. What company would ever tell a employee

who by the way makes $100 million a year that they can't work on a certain day? I'm sorry, Howard, but your contract is explicitly safe. You will not be allowed to broadcast a show that we can thanks giving and it's insane to it's insane to because he goes I know that's a holiday week and people's listening habits change everybody else works Monday Tuesday and Wednesday yeah everybody else is working like it's a normal week He took off Wednesday Thursday Friday so it's not that impressive of me and the cats are just piling up as he's Fucking guy that impressive of me and the cats are just piling up as he's out there. That's fucking guy.

Oh. Now the reason why I was listening in the first place is because my friend Mike listens from time to time and how we're just talking about Buffalo New York. And I wanted to play this for you guys since we're all people who... Hotsters New Jersey. We all... Hahaha. Hahaha.

So because Howard's completely out of it, he's talking to Gary Delbate about the Jets, because Gary's a Jets fan of the Jets stink. And so Howard asked this about football teams. Well, we got three teams in New York. Technically, if you count Buffalo, right? Well, we don't think nobody, nobody can't know. Nobody can't know. Nobody can't know.

Buffalo is New York. How come like upstate New York isn't New York. Why why is it is, but it's just a different New York? Yeah, I know, but I know I used to go I went up there a few times in my life. It was fucked up. It's like a different world. That might as well be like like like Florida or you know any place in the South. And I see yeah, and he's been a decade in Detroit.

And he got the Buffalo. And he's like, whoa, this place is fucked. But listen to what he's saying though. He said it's like Florida or Tennessee. Have you ever been Buffalo and mistook it for Florida? No. Not even close. There's not anything even accidentally attractive

in Buffalo. Right. So he goes out and tells us tale. And I'm'm gonna go ahead and say it's a tall tale About a road trip he made to Buffalo and what happened there and Listen guys, I'm that so naive. I don't think the Howard's an entertainer and he's trying to tell entertaining stories I obviously he's embellishing. Why do you just say he's doing it poorly? He's doing it very poorly Because no one's laughing along at this. Of course,

Robin, who knows what the fuck she's thinking. I don't know. It might just be Fred and he dropped it at this point. I'm wearing my uterus go. My uterus go. I just remembered the police up in that area. Boy, he gave me the fucking Andy Griffith Railroad treatment. My God, I'm up there with my buddies. My buddy was speeding. They pulled us over. They fleeced us. They took all our money.

We had no money left. They brought it. They go, we're taking you to the judge. They took us to some fucking hillbilly's house. It had us empty our pockets. I always left on the side of the road. My buddy had empty his pockets. They took his license.

They took all his money. It was crazy. We can't handle it. The way home. I was at a Howard Johnson panhandling. I had no money. It was crazy and those guys, they were like, you give us here, you new Yorkers come up,

you new Yorkers. I'm like, this guy's your new Yorkers come up, you new Yorkers. I'm like, this guy's from New York calling me in New York. You knew you. He is. Yeah. I don't know, but they were like, you new Yorkers come up here. You use on roads. You're going to the judge.

First of all, I'm in full of my, I'm in full of my lot of cops in these areas. Yeah. So I was ever sounded that way. The guy, the cops leave me and Dr. Lou by the car. They say they tell us to empty our pockets and give our money to our friends. What pockets had $10 on them? Those guys came back two hours later shook.

We were taken to the judges' house. I go, they were like, the judges. I said go, they were like, with the row, he goes, nah, they took us into a garage. And the judge says, well, how much money you boys got? He takes all their money every time. They even said we have no money for guests. I don't give a shit. I mean, it was shady. Now, I've listened to many hours of power. So I've never heard this story before. He's been on the air for over 40 years and he's told the story of every single time

he left his dorm in college, which wasn't at many times. Right. Over and over again. I mean, how many fucking times have you heard every story of every girl he ever kissed in college? Yeah. Every fucking thing he ever,

he went to a movie on acid. We heard that story 500 times. Also, he just fucking just remembered this Yeah, all of a sudden he just remembered that they were brought in by a judge who just said empty your pockets I don't ever remember that happening on any Griffith I don't ever I'm anti-party Tastes of party dragging some city boy to Andy's garage to work him over

Oh, this is the drunk had the key to his own cell. He let himself in at night. That's, you know, a little different than what I was saying. And this back and forth between him and Rama, she's just like, oh yeah, they're red and X. And it's not even like they're trying to be fun or funny just like making this nonsense up. I think they should just let Benji back in the studio. Just let Benji back in.

It's the worst that can happen. A joke it's told. But Benji, go to Howard's house and Ford on broadcast from there. I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen that Benji would just sit there and Babble, Babble, Babble. I got some old people to talk about today, really. What do you think about that? I'm Ford.

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I don't know that, bet. Yes. Anthony, if you're listening. Bravo. Very, very well done. So when they come up with something for her to do, they can make her interesting. There was a live show that they did

in front of thousands of people where they dumped fake blood on her like, carry. And she didn't know that was gonna happen. She was going out to be like, oh, it can be, it's petty. And there's pfft. So they've humiliated her a million times in a million different ways.

But you don't interview someone like that. Like that's not an interesting thing to do. And it also doesn't go very well for Opie. One of audio issues on this show. Well, the question is becoming bad. People want to know two things. How old are you? Yeah, I'm 66.

I'll be 67 June. Oh, the day over. Oh, the day over. And the more important question that everyone's asking over and over again in the chat room, are you still a virgin? Yes, I am. Now I mentioned this to Adam Hughes. When he told me that she was on the show, I said, well, that's interesting because she

was recently on the Anthony Kumius show. However, Anthony did the right way. She was in the audience and he would address her from time to time and she was not like, oh, Gastley's gonna have come up and like, hey, let's have a conversation with Stalker Banny. Yeah. Gives a shit.

So this echo thing stands up. And she was like Letterman's mom. She's like, the audience perfect. Or like, Stuttering John in the tonight's show, just in the audience watching, observing. So this echo thing starts up and this goes on for 30 This is a podcast that Opie put out on his feed Opie radio podcast and it sounds like this. There's a little audio echo

That's kind of throwing me off a little bit, but that's all right. I guess it is That's all right, is it like yes? So then everyone everyone starts telling him in the chat like dude OP. This is terrible this echo is ridiculous I know radio Why is there is the echo that bad people say the echoes really bad? Can you tell the story of your parents and how they found you? So that he's rehashing old nonsense Let's go through more people so fouled lane Hashie gold nonsense. Let's go through more people.

It's a fouled lane. It's going through more people telling Opie to fix his shit. People are saying turn down the volume, dummy. That's not Patty's end. I tried everything on my end. I don't know how to do that. All right. Patty.

Yeah. Top three Beatles songs of all time Why is he doing this? Why is he continuing on with this people are complaining actively at him and he's just pushing through top three Beatles song This will make him forget that. Yeah, this will be some compelling content. Let's do yeah I love you, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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My top three songs are these 27 tracks. And OP doesn't realize that he can have some fun with that. Even that wild honey pie you like? Do you think that? Yeah, right. Why don't we do it in the road? You like that? So, Obedo doesn't realize that he can have some fun with that.

He's not paying attention, obviously. He's at all. Wow, very cool. Now, the Aco continues. People are saying it's a little bit too much. People are saying the echo is a lot, Patty. I don't know what you're doing on your own. There's nothing going on here.

I don't have anything on. All right. They're saying it's too much though. It's too much. Is there anything you can show me in your house? I love when I talk to people in their house. I think it's show me something. It's some compelling God debt right there. Show me something in your house. All right, last clip that I have, and this is just more echo. The audio's getting really bad, Patty. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I don't know. She's not gonna help you. Oh, do you do something? Something. Let me see some. Crys of desperation. Sound. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to, but I thought I could turn the sound down that would go to mutant stuff. Hang. Can you still hear me? What? Mutant sound. Wow. So this ends with Opie just giving up. They never podcasted. I hope so. They never figured it out. Just giving up. Actually, I lied. There is one more clip because Opie explains how famous he still is. And there's a reason why he knows how famous he still is.

I found this to be quite interesting because I think still doing John would agree. Rick Rick Lancourt. It's been two years. Are you losing your hair or not? The hats got to come off sooner or later enough excuse Man, I am really famous still This is you know when you get comments like this you know, you're really famous still this guy's obsessing about my hair Now I just took a shower or I would take the hat off right now

But it's gonna be all plaster to my my head No, I am not losing my hair and like I've said many many times if I am who gives a fuck. Why do you care? Opie is literally Howard sir at this point. He's gonna be in a wig next thing you know Opie will be wearing a wig jet black I know I can't show you my hair right now because I just like a shower. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense at all. You could act like a man. Right? Tell me, I can't use your hair because it's wet.

And then, if you need to go put your face on next, how you doing? I love that a guy's trolling about the internet and he goes, I must be really famous. This is the opposite of fame. When you're having a debate with a troll on your YouTube channel, it's the opposite. You think anybody says that to Chris Hemsworth?

No! He's not feeling that question. Oh, God. I must be really famous, because they're goofing out at me because my hair was like, shit. Well, yeah, you're really famous there, Ope. Yeah. Congratulations.

Uh, Kroge, I noticed that you brought some additional clips you went above and beyond. I sure did. What did you listen to? I noticed you brought some additional clips you went above and beyond. I sure did. What did you listen to? Just last night, I was blessed. My podcast feed lit up like a Christmas tree and there was a new episode of The Briefcase. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me No absurdity here my friend, let's blow through these real real quick. Uh, you know, as with every patty see cups enterprise, there's gonna be a little bit of the same old same old. My number one's just a touch of that. Welcome to the briefcase and today of course we open up the case again. We're opening up the case again. We're opening it up. Uh, what's inside? No idea. I'm not yet.

We're gonna just open the case and do what we do best. And that is essentially nothing. But this is a bl- I have no idea. I have no idea. We're going to just open the case and do what we do best. And that is essentially nothing. But this is a bluff. This is a bluff. This is a bluff. This is a bluff. This is a bluff.

What's the point of opening up a show saying today we're going to and then not having any idea what you're going to say now. Tonight we're going to do what we do best. No, nothing. Just follow me for one second. Pretty, pretty please because then he introduces the topic of the show number two Okay, good pretty the way today's episode I was going to start with just some simple shit Simply Pokemon I was gonna talk about Pokemon and kind of the history of Pokemon within my life

But we'll get to that eventually. I'll get an advantage great tease Now I gotta stick around for that now Now, the history Pokemon into his life. You guys can mock it, but this motherfucker actually thought up a bit ahead of time and just executed it because that was another bluff. Oh, he never tells him a Pokemon. No, he goes into. I would've been disappointed if I listened to this

real time. And now I'm grading on a curve here. Okay. But he goes into a relatively focused 20-minute discussion of this whole podcast world that he loves. And there's Kevin Brennan, Jake Paul, Joe Rogan, UFC. It's like a Dave Chappelle. It's this whole, you know, it's all the shit he's always talking about.

But he spent 20 minutes talking about the same topic. And like, the culmination of it is that he left some comments on a YouTube page that he's really proud of. And so, like, this whole thing is explaining the context of that now Unfortunately part is that it's all boring as shit No poky-bod But for him this was like a focus discussion, you know what do you mean? It sounds like shit, but What I did bring clips of is he brought his soundboard along.

Oh, I love his soundboard. No, you might not have for this. Number three. I love his soundboard. I do know that there's a YouTube channel that made a documentary about the guy, and his name is Kevin Brennan. Now, Kevin Brennan is the older brother of Neil Brennan who you might not even recognize either. And that's fine. That is completely fine.

That is fine. Well then explain it. And you might not know who that person is either. Then tell me. Why should I know who that person is? Well he does but he wants to get the music in. Right. that person is either. Then tell me. Why should I know who that person is? Well, he does, but he wants to get the music in. Oh, right. The music is good.

Keep her rolling, man. It's just more of this stuff, and it's, he's even distracting himself. I'm looking to see these NASCAR racers crash. Even if it's my favorite one. Even if it is Dale Earnhardt. Now because of this soundboard, I'm going to annoy most of you. And it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. That is the joy that I find. This is the humor that I find. He's knowing that there are so many people that listen to the show and they're like, I hate it the whole time. That's a weird thing to enjoy. Yeah. Now, he's not like I said, he's not randomly pushing buttons through the whole thing, but during parts, he just starts hitting the buttons and then it distracts him. There's one more of those. I just love it. I can't get enough. It seems like he actually put things on the soundboard though that isn't what they came with. Yeah, because the last time he was using a soundboard it was all like sound effects at the soundboard game. Hold your fire on.

Okay. If you were the, you know, the right type of, I guess, patron. Now, why am I here? I don't even need to shit. So, I trust me. I wish I knew what most of these were, and it doesn't matter at this point, right? We've come too far. You could name them things. That's what I do. I name the drops things. And any point I'd have to play like 10 minutes of fart sounds. I'm just curious. That's super-right. Yeah. And there's a bunch of throw-up sounds that everybody loves.

Oh, yeah. Are you learning from this Mini? No, I think he went to the Vitty Polydough School South Florida. Yeah, I think so too. We'll skip the next one, because in number seven, he asked, he kind of imagined what it's like to hang out with Colin for more of these podcasts.

And he gets it pretty close, I think. Oh, shit. I don't like that so i don't um good morning everybody uh... as you can see the the weather's being controlled by the jewish people out there and they've made it rain today um... as we see today uh... dr fill show um... dr fill obviously a reptilian robot that has been sent here to uh... essentially kill our children it's like he's a fly in the wall.

I would love to have a conversation with this guy about Dr. Phil's reptilianness. Now, I'm not even joking. If he did a show like that, I would listen constantly. I would love just the patty C Cups conspiracy show would be the greatest thing. It would be, it would be kind of fun. Uh, he goes on, he, he winds up his like extended podcast rent. And again, it's all on this UFC universe of

Something out though because actually I want to clear something up because you're making it seem like I think the Jews control the Weather I think they control the banking system. Okay, not the weather. How dare you how dare you? Excuse me. It's something like that everybody knows it's the heart system. Yes, I control by Jesse Vichara Yes, I need control by Jesse Vichera. I make a little joke, but so he ends this fucking long UFC podcast rant and then he wraps it up with some shots, man. It's crazy. It's always on the line. Start selling all of your shit.

Start giving it to these people. Send them things. Make them things for free. Create their show for them. Make their work easier. Don't give anybody a reason to try to be creative. These people that so wholeheartedly consider themselves to be entertainers and creators. Don't make them create anything.

Just like the people that shit on me. These fuckers haven't had to create a damn thing in their life. And they will never. Everyone else is gonna do a forum. And that's just lazy. It's just lazy. You can't put in any effort. You can't make a fucking Photoshop illustrator design for your podcast.

Somebody else has to do it to annoying. So hold on, so this whole thing of like you can't do everything yourself ends with you hired someone who's competent graphic design to do your graphic design work, what a loser! Can I point out though, that brings me back to 24 hours ago to a conversation I had with Carl, is to why Krojan I are here today. Yeah, why was that Carl? Because I didn't want to do a lot of work this week,

I have a show tonight. Thank you. My band's playing a show. I didn't want to have to spend as much time prepping because I know how I'm way to do it. I figured you guys could do that. Broken clock, she was. And speaking of people who don't create anything,

anybody listening live come out to Johnny's tonight where playing some instrument in rock, that's your fucking hours. That's right. And our new Christmas album is streaming on everywhere you stream shit. But don't create anything, because that's bullshit. The other is it's hopes Christmas album is available anywhere you stream music And what's it called Mary Christmas from the ice it's very good. All right, check that out everyone and just for Vinnie

Here's all you raps up the show, but anyways, this has been the briefcase. I was gonna talk about Pokemon We never got there was I joking about that. Is it a jokey-mon? I don't know but goodbye Oh, she's this crazy guy violent at the end. Yeah, I hope he's alright That was the best I did you ever heard that wasn't bad. I love me with just a little bit of hope Honestly, I wanted to hear about his interaction in his life with Pokemon I want to hear how he used like a fucking plastic Pokemon to break that 14 year old kids at it.

Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. Yeah, well, maybe Vinnie, he'll put out another episode and they'll talk all about Pokemon. Oh, maybe that'll also be a joke. We shall have to continue to listen to find out. He's good. Anything else you want to play from Patrick Michael? That's all I got man.

And thank you to Patrick C. Cups, you are my fucking hero man. Yeah, I gotta say as much as I love Patty C. Cups, there's one guy who still is the king. Hey! Hey! Woo! Gucky, yeah. Vinnie outed me. I didn't want to do a lot of work this week. I only have three clips. That's very jammed. More than enough.

More than enough. We were going to get through this very, very quickly. I want to start off by asking you two or you three. There's four of us here. Who's the Crest Counts? Does anyone know? Three and a half. I'm going to get three clips.

I'm going to get three clips. I'm going to get three clips. I'm going to get three clips. I'm going to get three clips. I'm going to, very quickly. I want to start off by asking you two, are you three? There's four of us here. For us are Chris Counts? Does anyone know- Three and a half. Does anyone know why Trump was kicked off of Twitter? Because John is going to explain it to us here,

which I think is very interesting. Anyone have a clue as to why our former presence no longer on Twitter? Uh, whiny babies. Okay, that's an interesting theory. Yeah, anyone, anyone else? Stuttreeting credit for it. Yeah, I was gonna say I'll be guessing why Stuttreet Joe says he was, because that sounds like about it. That was my, oh, the, the Stuttery John army.

Was he using Stuttery John's material without his permission? And because Donald Trump can't tweet, because he's been kicked off, because he's a freaking loser. He got kicked off of being a loser. Tudors like, oh, you know what, your president? Off our platform. Hillary's not allowed out there, you know. Yeah, but the losers.

I think it does say that in terms of conditions, but you got to scroll all the way to the bottom to get there. You can send to our terms of conditions if you ever lost the president show. Yeah. If you lost based on the electoral college, you are out of here. So John's going to have this guest on his show and his guest is quad Taylor. Now quad Taylor sent a video to John ahead of time where again, for some reason, Steve Bannon's all over this podcast,

but Steve Bannon is talking to reporters somewhere and quadtailor had a brilliant troll right here. I'll give you a here is a quadtailer trolling Steve Bannon. He sent me this today and I enjoyed it so I might as well play it for you. Here we go. Okay, should be funny for this case. That's why I'm here today. Everybody, I'm never gonna. You're a fascist. They took on the wrong guy.

You're a fascist. You're a fascist. A is brilliant. I'll play one more time. Which is brilliant. I'll play it one more time. It's a brilliant troll to call a fascist. You're a fascist. Well, that's brilliant. I'll say it one more time. I mean, it's a brilliant drill to call a fast. You're a fast Yes, well, that's brilliant. Did anybody else notice that Stuttering John was listening to that clip like the improv group? Yes, the soda or a girl's head like a bath off just every fucking time You know what he should have said Steve Bannon you look like Joe Rogan a Joe Rogan put protein powder up his ass And then drove a Volkswagen Beetle into an army's parking lot. That's what he should have said.

Better than Tom Irish. Yeah, just saying. Jesus Christ, you got a future in Mexican restaurants. I love that he thought that was brilliant. All right, last clip that I have here. And let's talk about a very stuttering Thanksgiving. So... have here and let's talk about a very stuttering Thanksgiving. So John says, you know, my kids don't like Turkey. So we're going out for Italian food.

Is that what they call it? Is that the nickname for a beer can turkey? Yeah. I thought his kids didn't like their word was turkey. They don't like turkey. They go out for Italian food. And now he's trying to figure out what are they gonna do after they go out for Italian food

that she go back to as apartment and watch a movie. Then we're gonna go home and I'm probably either gonna play them Jerry McGuire, because I just played them almost famous. They loved it. Terry Fry. How many times? Either Jerry McGuire or the Nicole Kidman movie, the others,

which is creepy as hell. So I'll make that decision. I might even put it on them. Do you want an academy award? When I or do you want a scary one? All right. So there's some conspiracy theories going on around about. Can I put one out? Please, I believe he walked past that $5 DVD bit of wall bar. The red box? Yes. No, not even the red box.

The whole DVD. The whole DVD. The whole DVD can buy him. Yeah. It's a review show. We were watching board yesterday. Yes. So I haven't been to the Walmart in years.

That was a weird trip yesterday. Holy shit. Like, Bitty points out. There's just giant bindles of like nonsense. Yes, just everywhere you go, it's like, hold my eyes or anything, and it's like, there's a whole pile of throw pills. Like, why?

It's in the fucking hardware section. I think it's like a science just 12 dollars with a smiley face. Why are you smiling? I didn't understand that. Anyway, enough of our Walmart material. That's, I'm the creep off page. I've got to watch that. I did my sevens like a boring jam on two cats. It's up there for free. You don't have to. That's, I'm the creep off page. I'm going to watch that I did my sevens

like a boring challenge. It's up there for free. You don't have to. It's up there for free. Good times. So there's some conspiracies going around because I read the dabblers sub-ride it. Yeah.

And this almost famous thing has come up a lot where he says, I introduced my kids to the movie almost famous, they loved it. But it's always I just did it. I just watched it. I just watched it. I just watched it. I just watched it. I just watched it. It's always that.

Yeah. And so whenever he talks about movies with the kids, it's always movies from 20 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Almost famous is an old movie. Everything he's talking about here, there's a theory that he does not see his kids at all. Yeah. And that's why he's still reliving this moment when he watched a movie with them and they enjoyed it from seven years ago. And anytime he's talking about

watching the movie with them, he's picking a movie that he's already watched with them. Or it's just alcohol and doust dementia. That's also he has had a number of strokes. I don't think I'm speaking out of school here. What I'm saying. I mean, of all the things that he's constantly hiding in his life and dancing around verbally and all that shit I mean, there is kind of no direct evidence that his children even speak to him, you know? Correct. And that you don't like? That's what I want to get into that because I just make fun of him for his podcast.

Of course. But it is fascinating. It is. But you start talking about my kids. Yep. I'm talking about your kids and your relationship with them specifically. All right, just check it. Yeah.

Because another thing he did just recently is he updated his Facebook page. I'm the one saying, I won't read this stuff right now. This is not me digging it out. He updated his Facebook page. Like his personal Facebook page with a photo of his kids from eight years ago. And it's not missing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's from eight years ago.

It's from back when he had two daughters. Yeah. It's really back when he had two daughters. It's really bizarre Then he has that So there's yeah, there's some people who think that maybe he's not spending a lot of time with this You know, that's funny because I just took my kids to see Harry Potter in the theater Man we had such a good time. We were drinking some Zimas. Oh, it's so awesome I might think I'm to see the prequels the Star Wars. Yeah, they're gonna enjoy that Yeah, I'm going to introduce them to the Phantom Menace.

Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I was watching, guys, I happened to be watching, was it yesterday, I think? He was doing his, what I hate about Hollywood show is New Show that he has. Oh boy. And he was, is Stuttering John was.

He has a new show? Yeah, he has a new show. Well, when I think Hollywood insider, I think, right? John. And this segment was him explaining all the problems with the continuity of Star Wars. Oh, God. And he wasn't being funny about it. He's just literally going, and then Princess Leah said she remembered her mom. But then when you go back to the prequels, her mom dies while she's giving birth. So she couldn't know her mom how could they get that wrong well I mean maybe she has the Mary Lou 100 disease I don't know John Fulcane

like Obi-Wan Kenobi said he was trained by Yoda but that when you go back to a Fetzic shot I is this really what you're ranting about on the internet right now and not the cast as per just these don't sound like original observations no it's I mean these like top 10 fucking continuity issues. What's the Cinemas, uh, Cinemasica or the video game nerd. Oh god damn it like cinema score something or Cinemasins. Thank you. Cinemasins producer Chris Google Cinemasins But anyway, they've been making these top 10 things for 15 years and they're hugely popular and they fucking tens and hundreds of millions of views And they circle shit and they point it out and you can actually watch it and see it and that does us here like a drunk guy gone and another thing that happened

Yeah, exactly the way they do it is at least kind of interesting They're pointing out you this is yeah, this is just the guy reading a fucking list off the Wikipedia Jesus Christ You're assuming you could read Wow Guys, thank you so much for doing this today We are gonna put this a call vote. Did he call the ad? Did he call the ad? I'm gonna do it hard at all. This is dope on.

Fixie is gonna ruin the fascist. Kids, check out this jar job, Fixie. He slays it. I like leave you a. So I'll probably put up on the subreddit place where people can vote for who brought the worst podcast today. The choices were stoner chicks or Todd Myers versus the rest of the world. Yeah, easy win or mom's something or other. Where my mom apostrophe asses that. Where my mom's apostrophe asses that are your choices.

Do we really have to sit here and pretend that there's a show worse than Todd Myers? Do we really have to do that? Stop stop it! See everyone Drake! This is what Vinny does! He always has to get the last word in every single time on the voting. So guys I guess my point is that we've done it all. That we have. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. All right this is a clip from doing it. We're going to be doing it. We're going to be doing it. We're going to be doing it. We're going to be doing it. We're going to be doing it. We're going to be doing it.

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Lutter gear, for me is a dom, and for the sub-dehab leather gear is really critical because I find a lot of connection through the leather. And for me, it's not just like wearing leather, it's feeling comfortable in the leather, and it kind of identifies me, it's not just like wearing leather, it's feeling comfortable in the leather, and it kind of identifies me, but it's a part of who I am. Also, I'm in the scat top.

This episode could be hard to listen to. It does sound right up band, he's alley, though. He's a scat top. I've never heard that said before. I didn't want to hear it again. Come on, do you know any truckers that aren't into leather guys? Come on. That's scary shit right there.

Literally. So this is the Recon Podcast. This is a suggestion from Reck in the Discord in our suggestions channel. Yes, thank you, Reck, for suggesting that. And the Recon recon podcast apparently this is a whole network of guys who have these different fetishes. And this will be an interesting conversation with Good Luck, Andy. Couple of other men. He's not going to be just sitting

there. Chat about their relationship. Yeah, I know, right? If you're going to get out of this. Oh, yeah. The fuck am I talking about all right Vinnie Thank you so much for coming over and doing the show yeah phenomenal job is always People should listen to you on the creep off. I think they should listen to us on the creep off and my day new live on YouTube That's correct and play bingo on with us. Yes. We have a bingo game. We have a bingo game that Who came up with that? Your sister and mommy yeah, I involved a little bit. Very nice. So, that's a fun thing to do, but you can get the creep Bob.

Anywhere you listen to podcasts and that's available on a weekly basis and play along and vote and make us two crazy consequences. Yep. Like watch porn and Walmart. Like Carl did yesterday. Correct. Very loudly. Watch loud porn on my phone and Walmart.

On Black Friday. And they had to see the reaction I get from people So anything else many of you would like to promote my friend. Oh, no, okay, gross Merry Christmas from the isotope streaming everywhere the quality music is streamed and I'll be on the sorbata later My name is scat top the R word come chill Please jerry's again next week at my birthday episode we find out what's for all who are these podcast leave all every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone great job everyone good job everybody News with Correspondent Vat.

From Dabler's Anonymous, Majestic Risk 7 Proclaims, Congratulations, my fellow Dabler's, and hail to our number one Dabler for making this possible. 500 followers. Pamela Anderson gets into the spirit with, John would be happy with 500 people

at once watching his show. 500 is also the number of beer cans in his condo that are empty awaiting return for money. 500 is how many times John has told us his kids love almost famous. Did you know 500 Roaches now live in his place? 500 is the number of times he's asked a woman out on Twitter in 2021. John is 500 days overdue on his property taxis for his condo. John has 500 pubes on his bathroom floor. And now we have 500 dabblers in the sub. Congrats everyone!

From the Facebook group, Cassie queries, what is your favorite type of podcast that Carl reviews? Caleb, Feminist or Flat Earthers? Keith, Stuttering Fuckface, Cheryl, Patrick Michael for sure. So prolific. Travis, the bad ones. Marvin, low-pollity, unheard of ones. Paco, Clueless Virgin Podcasts,

like Ryan or the Insel Guys. Nigel, Sheamus and Stuttering John. Any woke podcast too, because it's interesting hearing the leaps people will make to play the victim, but Elliott crushes it with, stupid fucking blood and mouth cuts! And from the show itself, regarding episode 286, deeply unprincipled rights, I know some people hated the topic, but isn't it that kind of the point? It's not a review of the most interesting podcast available, Vido nailed it, in my opinion, but I'm sure there will be much gnashing of teeth.

Thachkicker says, I share the sentiment. Hilarious commentary on a shit podcast. Vito should be invited back. Also, Vic having the shits was the icing on the turd cake that is W-A-T-P of HG Edgar Overns. Sagi Millens and Bononic Farlin would make for a great all-final hybrid of who are these podcasts. H.E.E.G.R.O.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.Ruali plays us out with, I'm the greatest podcast guest of all time. ["Vito Gisuali plays us out with." We'll try to dislike Vito around here, but... That'll do it. Hey, he's winning people back, I think, or something like that.

We got any new reviews coming in. Maybe there's a review girl who could share some reviews with us. In a recent survey, six out of eight listeners of the Cardiff Electric Podcast, WATP Review Segment found the Cardiff Electric Podcast to be irritated. Yet, eight out of eight found it to be better than listening to Vic or Casey.

So, we've listened. This is the abridged version of the Cardflectric podcast WATP Review Cycle. Brought to you by the Cardflectric podcast now. Our first review from the internet. Titled Terrible. I was introduced to the podcast by this guy named Carl, who kept bringing it up at our weekly clan meetings. I finally gave it a listen and thought it was it off. At least it's better than that music from his

band he kept trying to play during the crossburnish. Thankfully that Carl guy was kicked out of the clan for being in a homosexual relationship with three men in Patrick, Obi, and John would not recommend. One, that's a five star review. It's pretty good. That's a five star. The next review from the internet. One, that's a five star review, it's for the guests. Three, that's a five star. The next review from the internet. Humans curse. Sad to see a once popular podcast fall into total obscurity. Our host Carl was reaching new heights

with radio great Anthony Cuman joining as a guest host. But what seemed a blessing proved a curse. Everything human touches dies. Opie, Stuttering John, Chrissy Mayor, and now WATP. Don't quit your day job, Carl. Oh no. One, two, three. I did it.

That's a five-star. Oh, God. The next review from the internet. Listen, all jokes aside. Open parentheses, a better name for this podcast. Open parentheses. Mr. Canberger is exactly what this world needs. Not that it's good, it's not.

But I have to admit that I can still find it in my heart to give this five stars out of 50. One, two, three, five stars. I don't feel some good in the lot. The next review from the internet titled Opie's Blue Choo. If you enjoy listening to Slabish Boomers creep on Navy Veterans this is the show for you. 1, 2, 3. That's a 5 star. The new abridged WATP review segment has been brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. Thanks for mentioning that again.

All right. What happened to Casey? She was, do I? So Casey said that she has her dad over, and I asked if he wanted to read reviews. Yeah. But apparently he doesn't want to either. Oh.

Yeah, so that's all right. We'll get her back We'll get her back again someday some day. She's she still responds to my thanks message is damn it There's a chance Let's listen to some voice males I was about to creep off I quote Yeah, it's funny Yesterday there was a state of emergency and then last night two more kids were shot. Polarious. Oh, that wasn't the cream. Oh, that's a WTP. Oh, I was thinking of the, when I played

the audio two kids getting shot. Yeah. Yeah. Which was not funny. Can I tell you that I'm really glad you did that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You enjoyed that? Yeah. He played audio. I don't know if you guys know this. He played audio of a man murdering two teenagers on the show. Good time. And it shocked me so much that I felt human again. Like I felt. I felt good for you, man. Yeah. First time ever. I pinched myself but I felt it. Kill myself. I was gonna helpucky watch this team weekend and week out. There's such fucking fraud. Like I know what I the team I like sucks ass too, but what the fuck? How are you on this shit man? Like goddamn, I almost feel sorry for your poor disfigured ass looking body. Fuck you Carl.

Oh, so mean. We just set him down in front of the TV for three hours. It gives him a jet of break. What? Well, they want to thankgiving, but they lost one of their best defensive players for the season, so that was a bummer. Yeah. That's our builds up to date for this week and the most terrible baseball.

What's up, Carl? I think my life message was a bit worried. I just pretty much the plane and short and simple version is going to be, please have Larry sliding it back on. I love his unfunny jokes. It awkward behavior directly after. And I also shout out to any of you that trucker. It's just like, we share the safe profession. But anyways, I just want to say what's up to everybody. All right. Look out for that tree. They also share a connection with leather. Hey, Carl, Millennial Matt, just back on the review this week's episode of

Wildcattered. Thank you. Last few weeks, you sounded tired of the show. So it seemed like you enjoyed it this week. That Amika's shift was a great listen. The voicemail didn't suck. That was really fucking weird. It's surprising. Yeah, we're still chowers for not playing mine in which I mentioned that the level of your podcast is always much better than every other podcast that exists. So do something about that. Please, please. I'm not going to stop mentioning it each voice. No, also because video to shut the fuck up. Can we not have him back please? Like, do you like the episode? I used to like video. And I don't know what it is, but I just cannot stand the fucking constant yelling. Anyways, uh,

of the show. Wait a second. So the shows to quiet, but video yelling was annoying, which is that? Can't have balls. Yeah, so it was good. And Vito's 65% of it. Well, and if you want your voicemail played, keep it to like one or two end bombs, because more than that car will not play. It just so much. So John's on K-Pins, huh?

Everything's making a lot more sense. And you know what? I feel a lot better because I drink about six to nine beers a day and looking at the condition of John, I was really worried about where that path was leading me, but I don't know. I know that he's just, uh, he's just on tapence. Yeah. So I'm all good. Hey, go fuck yourself.

Ah, yeah. I think that just see what a grie. Yeah. As long as you sit outside. It's like you're always drinking nine beers a day that you find that's just the right amount I found when you want to keep optimal physical health correct nine years yeah he just

fucking funnels beer in the fucking hospice patients does it so experiments so there's a guy who works at the suicide hotline who listens to the show and he called in it's, it's your favorite. Hopefully new reoccurring caller that works at the suicide line. I just got off the call with the cousin Rude of the day. He was a perfect area and made racist because he went to the Holocaust Museum when he was 13.

So yeah, he talked about how he hates black people. So call me back. Well, let's have the suicide line. You don't call the suicide line how he hates black people so call me back let's have the suicide life you'll call the suicide life when you hate black people yeah you call Carl no you you troll cedric jack oh yeah all right well he called back again the suicide hotline guy guys name was nick nick

I forgot the most important detail he has in anime naked woman figure in collection that's over twenty five thousand dollars worth and he talked about how at his job he blew out his back so he was like yeah

i was working in my boss is half white half black and he didn't file a workers conflain because of that and i was like how does i have anything to do with his well if there was a perfect area brother he would have looked out for another one of his and i was like alright body and just hung up on himself i'm not believing this and it's a talk about the cover station i know that's what i'm hoping there's a dead plans that's right surrounded by naked anime women somewhere

Yeah, he's supposed to be confidential. You're a big big public broadcast and be like and then produce a Chris said this He's telling those stories and Chris did get quiet. I watched him. He looked out You're the only time I thought I was talking about toys and I looked at you because you fucking love toys so much I don't know what you're talking about All right, this is a message for Kroge. Oh boy, and actually you do have some explain in the day here. Oh do I yeah Kroger's man your shit is getting too expensive stop raising prices Who fuck every time I go in there the prices are raised Grape soda two pieces of fried chicken a moon pie In magham condoms was gonna be 37 bucks. I can't pay that so I just had to steal it

Check out girl chases me she just missed all she could do was she ended up just slapping my bag And put Oh And And We're way to get out of that one. Coding crew. We do have a sail on watermelons. Could you wet it that up?

Disadvantly. Disadvantly. She's a scrust. I'll leave you guys all with the Bukaki Queen. Oh my god Carl. It's a bucocky queen. I could tell. I wanted to say congrats to Vick for getting married. Did you give her the amounting his and her butt plugs that I sent from me and to Rose?

Maybe that's why she had the ship's last week. You've got to lost them first. They're used to simple Dutch, but you call, see you at Johnny's. See you at Johnny's. See you at Johnny's. Bukaki Quinn. I'm busy tonight. Matching butt plugs. Aren't they all matching when you've used them? Yeah, all right fair enough Stop staring at me, buddy That was the smelliest joke ever fair enough Now hit that in your bingo Jesus I gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys

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