Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep288 - The Recon Podcast

Episode Date: December 5, 2021

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Episode 88, you know what I miss penis. Are you a boner guy? What are you talking about cuz? Cuz a row cuz a row slap Aruni W-A-T-P-W-A-K-P Hello, all the Dixon cousin ruse, welcome to another episode. Who are these podcasts? The only show that, um, you know, I mean, uh... I'm your host, curl, with me this week, a man who missed out on losing to Vinnie Paulino on top of Myers last week. It's the goat Andy. Hey, let's talk shit. Let's do that, Andy.

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Next week, Doug from Good Times, Great and Movies will join us to do part two of Stuttering John's audiobook easy for you to say. Hi, I'm jealous. That. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We're reviewing a show called the Recon Podcast. Who sent this to me?

Rack? I think it was a wreck in the Discord, but that in the Southwest. Rack on? We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by random gay guys.

We use a fetish website called Recon. The episode I listened to were these two weathermen named Joe and Barclay. And from the clips you sent me just reading them, it seems like you probably listened to a different episode. Oh good. Then that one.

It would be such a shame if we listened to the same gay stuff. Right, we got to spread it around a little bit. So this is how the show starts off. And actually, I should put a little bit of a disclaimer out there. I don't normally do disclaimers or trigger warnings or everyone to call it but today's episode will include kinkshaming Okay, there's there's no way there won't be a little bit of kinkshaming going on

I know it's all yuck your young but fucking yuck Also, I should say this this episode could be hard to listen to This is a rough one. All alright, this is how it starts off. Welcome to the Recon Podcast. In today's episode we get to know two remarkable leather men, Barclay and Joe. We get an insight into their leather journey and their encounter and recon that blossomed into a relationship. They also share some wisdom on how to make a fetish relationship work.

Please enjoy the episode. Okay, so these two guys, they met on this fetish dating site. And one lived in Indianapolis, the other one was down in Fort Waterdale, but now, after getting to know each other, they've come together and they are engaged to be married. So I'm just gonna give that away. We're gonna learn all about their relationship together. And of course, it starts off with Joe talking about all his kinks. I put a little bit on this last week when we were doing the teaser,

but just to remind everyone what some of his kinks are. Also, I'm in the sky. I'm a sky top. And I also enjoy the sky tops. I love that. I love that band. You'll play whipping, flogging. I do some medical teams that involve like cutting. I do like ass straight clay. I love to service my boots. I like heavy bondage.

And I'm sure there's more that I, but those are like my top. What ever happened to just like a wet hand job? Right? I like heavy bondage and I'm sure there's more than I, but those are like my top. Whatever happened to just like a wet hand job, right? I mean, we can simplify here, people. An old-fashioned. Yeah. So this guy goes through this giant list.

That's a third of the things that he says he's into. And after all that list, his boyfriend, Barkley has to say this. Yeah, let me start by saying that I am not in the set. So you don't have to have all the same questions as your partner to have a really good relationship. He's like, just so you know, I'm not eating shit over here. Okay, because it's people probably think that I'm the one eating the shit.

I'm not eating shit. Just FYI, I wanted to throw that out there. You know what, they're not into fucking good microphones. What the fuck is going on over there? Yeah, it sounds terrible. It was that was hard. What about your episode, Andy? Did it sound like this or was it better? I think it was maybe a touch better,

but I listened to the season two premiere. Oh, good. Which featured Pete and Sean some rubberman. Not leathermen. Oh, rubberman. So these guys are. Right, it, cool. So these guys are, right, it's good. So these guys are,

you guys check out by rubbermen. You guys check out by leather. Whoa, it's everything. Yeah. Clip one. Welcome to season two of the Recon podcast. In our first episode of the new season, I chat to the guys from Regulation London.

We know and love them for the fantastic rubber gear they make and they're actually sponsors of season two. So I thought it would be a great idea to get them on as you'll be hearing more from them throughout other episodes. Now this is just horse shit. They're sponsors of this show and you're going to have them on as guests. That's bullshit. Oh yeah think that's not as honest as it should be. Please congratulate me. I'm the new CFO of Deep Discount guys. I'm here to talk about CDs and DVDs. But I mean also season two, strike three.

I don't know. Come on. Let's talk about this sponsor because there is an ad spot for regulation in the middle of the show Well playroom furniture. I don't care what adults do with each other I really don't but when you start bringing them like children's toys and stuff and you're like We got the thickest tickle bee elbows you'll ever find lots that's gross Yeah, well, you know if you don't clean the jizz and silly string off your bean bag chair on a regular basis It's gonna fucking need to be replaced. I knew you were a silly string guy I love silly string play

I always took you from the- I love silly string play. You're the juice watcher. The truth comes out. Andy, what else is going on with the guys who are sponsoring the podcast and hosting it? Well, they have to go in depth about what it takes to manage a rubber shop. Other than like just ordering the shit online and not embarrassing yourself by walking into a place, Clip 2 is about the guy that is the manager. Yeah, so hey, I'm Sean. I'm the store manager. I've been managing the store for about three years now.

I manage all the staffing, all the merchandising of the store, just the daily goings-on in the store, having trouble. The customers are happy. That's what thing. I'll make sure everyone has a happy ending before they leave. I'll arrange all the butt plugs by gauge. I have to, you know, if the loop runs out, I have to work the uncle flavor. We can't keep the uncle flavor in stock. I grease up the sloppy party bottom.

You got, nobody likes a dry party bottom, Carl. Right, yes. Jesus. Oh, this is another thing that really turned me off when Joe was going through all of his fetishes. Oh, man's stink is a big one for me. I love a man that smells like a man, no the odorant, no cologne, no freshly-shoured. That's gross. Man's stink. So homeless people. This guy would love Austin. It's like this place is amazing So how does this happen Andy?

How do you become a leather man? Yeah bad parenting so I may grow into Just the smell of leather. I mean I My mom bought my first leather vest when I was in My mom and my first leather vest when I was in a freshman or sophomore in high school. And I just, I loved it. I had to wear it, you know. All right, 14 year old boys do not need a leather vest. There's no application. You know this kid was jerked off out of this vest every single day.

Can you wear a different other best of school today? You stink. Anyway, this is the same guy who talks about the first time you ever had sex. The first time I had sex I was 17. I met this guy behind the levies in New Orleans. A lot of them just sit there ever and went back to this place. And I insisted to tie me up before we do anything else.

Not my advice to people, not my advice to people. Don't go home with strangers, you've never met for the first time, you get tied up. But he went viral pair of handcuffs, and then he handcuffed me, and that was my first sexual experience. And then, I mean, I can relate. Yeah.

I think we've all been there, right? Oh, that was you, he was talking about. We've all been tied up the first time we had sex with a stranger that we met somewhere in the city. This happens all the time. Something deal. God, you know, it's got to be so hard to get off if you're in all this stuff. Like you just can't do anything normal with whatever, you know, just imagine being turned on, you have to have somebody handcuff you and spank you for you. Oh, it's funny. You say that at the end of the show, they talk about that you should be able

to still get off, even without all this ridiculous nonsense. No, you know, because it's not always about having leather. It's about, you know, feeling connection to what you feel like you want to be or who you think you want to be or who you are. And, you know, you have the leather helps, but there's a lot of kinky things that you can do without leather. Right, so we can just twist your balls. All they're biting down is your hard cactus.'s other things you can do besides wearing leather. No shit. Besides spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars on an outfit. No shit, sir.

No shit. No shit. No shit, sir. No fucking shit, sir. Unless there is shit, by the way. Yeah, that's a good point. So they're talking about how they're in this relationship together, and they're talking about how they're in this relationship

together and they're moving in together. And it's funny because at the very beginning, Mark and I was like, by the way, I know Joe is like a skat top, that's not my thing. And then he admits this. You know, I imagine one day I will eat his shit. You because it's about intimacy. And it's not a fetish of mine. And he does it as a talk it's more about power

But for us to do it together, I think we're just the extraordinary Intimacy so I expect to do that before we get better. Oh god I mean that's it after you get married thing right eating so much shit before you get married I don't know save something for the honeymoon Come even illa, but I think do do is disgusted. I mean, what are you guys talking about? Feet is gross. I mean, that's the whole problem Andy. How long do you think it takes for these gay gentlemen to fall in love if you had a guess? I think gay guys fall in love every 20 seconds Falling in and out of love every second of every day.

The answer is three hours. And then that Tuesday we did a face time and it lasted three hours. And especially we were gone or is after that. Like after that one conversation we were deeply in love. All right, so they fell in love on this Zoom call. And then this guy in the middle of the pandemic, we're talking about like April of 2020. Flies from Indy down to Florida. And then this guy in the middle of the pandemic, we're talking about April of 2020,

flies from Indy down to Florida. He flew down from Indianapolis to Fort Laudmaryville. In the middle of the camp, like the middle of the early pandemic, in full letter. I mean, here I see him walking to the parking garage. I think he had your leglets on, he had your jacket on, a little rolling suitcase,

and I was like, man, wow. I thought having emotional support animals on a airplane was annoying. Imagine this guy's a fucking dumb, dressed up in all weather, so he'd next to you. Yeah, I'm trying to get some sleep and all I'm hearing is like, creak, creak, creak.

That's the leads of your pride. I'm trying to get some sleep and all I'm hearing is like oh, creak creak creak that's the leads of your pride I'll I'll I think I I think I's got shit brapping literally Man sting haha

So Then I heard this and I it just kind of freaked me out a little bit He's we're not coated in it like we're not we're honestly not coated in it So I took that cat meow, and I put it through Google Translate, and he says, please help me escape. What are you saying?

I know, I was like, oh no, this poor cat. What this poor cat has seen. It's wearing a leather mask. I can't see the leather. I only have cats that are in the leather, it's just my thing. So then they're describing their courtship, because they live so far away from each other that they would have to have date nights

over Zoom and then we do these virtual date nights on Friday where we'd be in full gear on Zoom having cigars talking and jacking off maybe jacking off we're in full gear we're on Zoom we might jack up. In a three hours,

zoom call that prompted me to fly to New Orleans. I never took my penis out. We went to jacked out. So now they're all excited because they're going to get married and they want to buy a house down in Florida. But they, they have some prerequisites. So Joe, you sound we have Paul A. They have some prerequisites. So Joe News down. We have Paul A. We save up. We buy house with room for dungeon.

Yes, we make every clear. Yes, we have to have room for a dungeon. Now, I have to say I'm not a fan of this term, but wouldn't that be a man cave? Would that be a better word than dungeon? Like, let's go to the man cave. Like, no, thanks. You guys can hang out there. I'll be the living room. I might have a different meaning. Yeah well that's a good point.

So how do you make a gay marriage work? And I have friends who are gay men who are married and so I wonder this sometimes like how do you make it work and they have the secret here they continue to fuck twinks. We both know that we're gonna have to have some secondary relationships. Joe knows he needs to slave who a pain and shit slave. And like, baby, you go get that because you're not fined that to me. And I really have a coin where I have this,

not only just a great deal of daddy energy, but a great deal of metroidnergy. Like, I'm a sage in my life where I want to boy, not who's trying to serve me, but someone I can really teach everything I know about leather and change and help them grow into this amazing leather man. Yeah, good. I just need a mentor somewhat. Yeah.

I mean, I love being in a relationship, being married and everything, but I also need to mentor the next generation Of weather dogs Because I also weather down is gonna come up in the world if I'm not there to mentor them They wouldn't have me at the big brother club where I just like go and mentor a young child No, no, no, no, it's got they all want to play football and go go cardio. Do you want to hear about leather? Jesus I go go carting. Nobody wants to hear about leather. Jesus. And he was yours is disgusting as mine was. Kind of, yeah.

I mean, nobody was into feces or anything like that. But you might want, you know, if you're running a brick and mortar to let a rubber shop in Soho in London, you have to run a tight ship, Carl. You can't just have every time dick and dick walking in there, whacking and sucking each other, right? So this is what it takes, you know, there's a level of professionalism that they need to have and clip three, Carl. I love, I actually love that store. And I'll admit, I've definitely, one of those people who may have had a little bit of fun behind the changing room curtains. And I'm sure I probably not the only

one who may have done that. I'm just trying to try on these purple overalls and I keep slipping in a puddle and a bench of the changing room. Somebody do something about this. I've had jobs that I really enjoyed a lot, like working in a restaurant and stuff like that. And never because I was jerking off all day, I can't wait to go to work, I'm so horny. It's gonna be great.

I love it, I wear shift, yes. That should be a good one. God dammit. And it's a good thing you can't see the animated gifts that are going on in our... Yeah. Jack is a fucking ridiculous. I said, yeah. And, you know, it can be a nerve wracking career if that's the kind of job that you're

into. Everything it was really nice to see so many cheery faces right when you start, you know, it was really, um, welcome an environment from the stuff I'm the customers really never remember doing my first, uh, me to measure appointments in there as well. It was a little bit, uh, nerve wracking to start with, you know? But yeah, it all went well and it was a really nice experience for the short time that I was there. Oh Jesus, you're right.

So you have to remember, Carl, when we talk about this all the time, these people are talking about this sexy shit and you immediately think of like the sexiest thing you can think of. These are all, you know, you're talking about made to measure. This is where somebody comes in and you have to measure all their dimensions for their rubber suit. Oh, okay.

These are fat slabs. Okay. You have to, you know, this is a real one. You can tall, fat, a shot. You have to realize that not everybody that walks into this place is a fucking model, right? So you can imagine. He's just like, oh my god, I was so nervous, nerve racking. I was measuring this fat slab and his dog

went down the one leg, but his balls were going down the other leg. It was so intense. Yeah. Vinny Paul Vino cost it'll be in it too. I was like, no. I need a rubber suit and my any dolphin colors. All right.

Well, let's get into this more really disgusting stuff. Oh, no. So the one guy, these are get into this more really disgusting stuff. Oh, no. So the one guy, these are more disgusting than Vinnie and Robert. Okay, all right, we're done here. Slightly less disgusting than that. So these guys are both doms, you know, as we've talked about. And the one guy is really into pain, which was one of his fetishes.

I think there was 82 fetishes. This was 28 on the West. And so this is him talking about what he likes to do with guys. A lot of people I was with years ago, I pulled his nipple rings out. You know, I used to use them, I used to use them nipple by accident, I'm sure. No, I mean, one of them, oh my god, you're sick. How was that sex pulling a guy's nipple rings out?

That's horrible, That's horrific. I think I, I think I, isn't that hell-raiser, seven? Right. This is a horror movie, is what he's describing. But his fantasy, because you got to think, like if you're doing that in real life, like what are you fantasizing about? What do you want to be doing?

I have the answer. Cool. But I, I think I've always wanted to castration, and that's always kind of been a turn on for me. And so to guess something, you know, and it's for me it's about power and control. Did he just say castration? I'm gonna sound a little judgy here. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Seriously, he wants to castrate someone.

That's a terrible idea, sir. I'm pretty sure I'd deal with them. Do it to yourself, okay? That might be a good place to start. You might not be in the mood to do that again. After you do that, it gets, I don't want to say worse, but he goes on with more stuff. He wants to be on the creep off, free.

No, fuck is happening. He talks about more things he wants to do. Am I in the creeper free now? Oh my God, he's happening. He talked about more things he wants to do with slaves. But it's something I've also wanted to kind of create like a brand, like an actual symbol, a brand of mine, a master allister. And like eventually, you know, find a slave that I really want to maintain and keep.

And I'd like to, I'd like to maintain and keep. And I like to bring in with my brand eventually. The funny thing is that if this guy wasn't gay, that'd be the worst thing I ever heard anyone say. He wants to brand his slave, like, how's sir? We stopped doing that a long time ago in this country. That's not cool to see a no. It's kind of frowned upon, it's Lincoln. But how insane is this guy?

He hasn't even designed it yet. He's like, it's gonna be a sweet design job. Yeah, that's what it's like. And I'm just sort of branding people. So this is pretty funny, because then the other guy says what they want to explore, they need to keep, continue to explore each other without, throughout their marriage.

It seems like they've done it all, right? Aside from the shit eating thing. But there is one thing that they haven't done yet that they want to get into. Why don't they agree on this or not? I'll also say, I think the other thing we're going to explore together in the future is just really internet-loving sex together,

because, you know, he's the top, I the top, and when we're together, he's a lot of mutual kind of divin' tape. But saying things like this is the first person I've ever said I love you to in the middle of a scene and a ton of things. So really cultivating this, it's like our next

finish is kind of the Noah Google Gaga. I don't know about it. I don't know. Whoa. But that's not really how just learning how to be fully internet while still be the scary leather people doing but it's not only about just learning how to be fully internet while still be the scary leather people doing nasty things and attention, but also just being completely vulnerable.

This might not work out, because the one guy talking about castration and branding, people, the other guy goes, yeah, but also we should just stare into each other's eyes and say we love each other. Because like, wow, that's kind of gross, dude. And I, one day I hope that he can kiss me sweetly and not punch me in the face right after.

Oh, yeah. So this is kind of funny because they do have rules when it comes to these other twinks that they're fucking. Because it's really important. That's a half boundaries. Okay, I can't wait to hear what the rule is. Yeah, here we go. And we also put boundaries on certain things

that we do with other people. Number one is, no one, we don't sleep with anyone. The bed, if they're in my place or here's place, the bed is out of our fish. And no cuddling. And that's the biggest one. Yeah, that's the biggest one. The biggest one is another cuddle. I would say, ask them out.

For the Bible. I gotta want you to do an ask them out with other guys, but they're like, don't cuddle. Please don't put somebody else's do-do in my mouth with your penis. Yeah, that would be my rule. Rule one. So then they say someone that's almost sweet.

The way they say this is like, aw, that's kind of sweet. And of course, they immediately ruin it. But also sitting down together and figuring out, well, what are the things that are most important to us to keep ours? What are the things that are special? And for us to set, holding each other in that and I, falling asleep together.

And that is ours. And no one else can have that. And if he wants to go, fuck someone bloody, I'm like, sure, baby, go ahead. I think he wants to go fuck someone bloody. I mean, it was so nice for a second. A second. For a second, it just sounded like a couple with love.

They just want to cuddle each other, fall asleep. Yeah, somebody's asshole didn't have to be bleeding. Well, I mean, how is that? Of course, that's your thing together. You can't do that without the other person. You can fly, you know, the point is that they can't do with other people. That's the rule. No, I don't think that's happening ever.

You don't think drunk gay guys gonna pass out there bad. You think that might happen from time to time? Yeah, I know. Oh my god. I'm glad I didn't listen to your episode. Trust me, I got all the highlights for you. You didn't need to. I'm finding all the stuff that you need on here. Well, Carl, when you take your leather shop

from maybe like a CD or part of town into an upscale part of town, then sometimes, you know, people will be like, oh, you know, I miss the good old days when it was like a fucking dumpster diving competition trying to figure out what you want. In clip five, it's like reminiscing about the old location. The Soho store was really beautiful, but I kind of miss the old grungy feel of the old place, you know, and walking in and there was a kind of a fun element to digging through stuff and pulling stuff out of boxes and finding these little treasures of bits of gear and accessories and toys and

things. So it's just like dirty boxes of shit that you have to like pull out, you know, so what's the different box? Serial? Yeah, right. Oh, look look, I agree clovers and pink hearts and brown butt plugs and viscous cock rings The fuck is going on? Hey, that's my butt plug Call back to last week Well, you know, and then the host is reminiscing about his first rubber suit Okay, and it was maybe a little outside the box of what you would think.

You know, a quick question on a rubber suit. I've never worn one. How would I really breathe? Is it breathable? Is it breathable? Can I go jogging? And I remember I took in, my favorite thing was this little wrestling singlet I had. And I took this wrestling singlet in. And I remember having took in my favorite thing was this little wrestling singlet I had and I took this

wrestling singlet in and I remember having a chat with I think it was Nick was there at the time and he challenged me I said I'd like to listen rubber and he goes well I think I can do it he says but please don't tell me you wanted in black because black is just so boring and outdated and can we just use another color and I thinking, oh my God, what does they mean? And I was like, and this was actually so my first piece of rubber was not black. It was actually blue. It was like a baby blue with a white trim. So my, and of course, I couldn't wait, you know, to sport it out at my first event. My first rubber was blue and so was my brown eye that day.

Yeah, I remember that, you know, because it's so embarrassing, because I showed up wearing the same thing. Carl. I guess we should have texted each other before. Whoops. Oh, you have a baby blue, singlin. But boys, my face red.

My singlets blue and my faces red. Oh, boy. All right. So there is some advice on here Because remember this is from the recon fetish dating website And so they explained to you how to use a correct because these two guys found love on it Which doesn't happen all that often, but they're getting married. They found love and here's some advice. Other component that is read people's profile. Yes. Many, many men have a pro show and say, I want to be your slave. It's like to eat shit and they go, oh, no, I don't eat shit.

It's on his profile. Muskeye shit, right? Hey, do you want to get the other stuff out of the G-chit? Well, no, I don't. Well, no. I don't know what nothing to do with you. I hate it when the guy shows up and we both lay down to get the other stuff out of the G-Shit? Well, no, I don't. Well, the dough. I don't know what nothing to do with you. I hated when the guy shows up and we both lay down to get shit on. I was like, I thought you were going to shit on me.

No, I thought you were going to shit on me. All right, so how did this happen that he got into this scat finish? He explains it. You know, just things happen. I didn't really, like, a guy fucked me next to me. And I cleaned his dick off, you know, just things happening. I didn't really, like a guy fucked me next to me, and I cleaned his dick off, you know, and that's kind of my first exposure to set to a scrap. And then, you know, being tied up, being twisted,

and just things kind of happening. They just kind of happened. I would imagine all these guys own dogs, right? Don't you just walk around picking up shit all the time if you're a dog owner? So, I was whole, I love it. I'm doing my bury. I would hope that when you talk about cleaning a guy's dick off after he fucked you in the ass or to be a towel involved. You know that's my first thought. There'd be a towel. I just

want to put this out there a little public service announcement for all of the gay people who listen to our show. Please don't clean penises with your mouth after getting fucked. It is bad for you. It is bad for you could get sick from that, okay? I'm surprised I have to tell you this. And if you do do, it's not posting it in our sub-price. I don't wanna see the video on it.

This is like the other portions of the show, it's just like, hey, maybe, you know, buy a good microphone and master your show. It's like also don't lick shit off a dick. You didn't even know Roaners, right? You didn't throw shit and you ain't healthy that day. Look how many cells you had, don't do that. Especially if you had cells.

And I'm almost bone dry on clips. Do you want to run through yours there? Sure, let's see in clips seven he describes a typical day at the the rubber shop Jason you sorry Sean Sean you are now managing the store in the middle of London's Gaborhood in the middle of Soho in the middle of London's gay brotherhood in the middle of Soho. What is it like being in Soho compared to Islington and what's a typical day in Soho like?

Now's the time on Shpark, it's been we don't. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I think those are German people. I don't know if that's what they're doing. I just have to imagine that nothing gets done on time

in any of these stories, right? I would imagine that's true, yes. But hand jobs take priority. All right, so in clip eight, we have some rhetorical questions. You might wonder what happens when somebody shows up and needs help getting their rubber suit on. Sure. I mean, you can imagine. Oh, it's got to their rubber suit on. Sure. Yeah, but I mean, you can imagine.

Oh, it's got to be most your day. Right. I have, I have more than once had the opportunity to have a fumble behind the curtains of that Islington store. And it was good. There was, there was lots of space when you were helping someone to try some gear on, you know, I got a, but her friends come to town like, where can I get gear? Let's go to regulation. I take them in. And of course, you're helping them on. And I mean, rubber is really tight. And

sometimes you just have to get your hand down there when you want to help someone to do, you know, get something on. And you just get a little involved and then things start getting a bit touchy-feely. Does any of that go on? And so, ho, Pete, you don't have to listen. Oh, this is crap. So wait a second. Is that your question? Do people stick their hands out each other's pants in the rubber suit?

This guy's fizzing assholes. Can you help me pull these out? He's like, yeah, do you mind if I figure your asshole? That was actually what I wanted you to do. I like it. He's not no problem. You're wrong. I can dress myself, but I don't have a hand now.

My pants right now. Who's got a wet figure going to help me with this rubber suit? This is so gay. This is the gay and shit. Okay, now that was obviously a rhetorical question. Everybody's getting hand jobs in the changing room here. This is a real question. What the fuck is this guy saying? I would imagine you've had people who've come either into the store or written in or emailed or sent in requests for something that they want made. What are some of the crazy or interesting things

people have asked you guys to make for them? Well, one of the ones that I had wasn't something that we were being estimated. It was actually for a pair for something. In a general, in a full katsu, with a full-sized work in urinal attached to the front of it, which was very impressive. It was a feat of engineer and a say the least. Your urinal? Urinal? All right, this guy's putting the wrong emphasis. That was a lot more. Yeah, because once I was like writing I was like,

should I type this in Google? I was afraid to type it in Google. Oh, I typed a lot of weird things. Because I can't say yeah. I typed a lot of weird things in Google. I can't say yeah. I typed a lot of weird things. Because Irrino is urinal. He had a cat suit with a urinal. With a urinal at a young guy. And I didn't want to type that in Google because the next thing you know, that my wife sees

that I'm looking for urinal suits. And you get it for Christmas. Yeah, that I've been, he's in her's, his party suit. I see those hands on wish list. I love that happen. Geez, go figure. Oh, they're, they hers, his party suit. Let's see those hands on wish list. How long that happened? Geez, go figure. Oh, they're, they're British, so maybe it's an accent. That's right.

Aluminium. But wait a second, that would actually be like Richard Christie's. Like, that would be amazing for him, because I think you can go and you can watch co-heating Canberra and Amazonie songs with his cat urinal suit. Yeah. I think, I think cat urinal suit. Yeah. I think the urinal is on the outside. He needs to wear it inside out.

Right. That would be the problem. So we're getting pissed on, Karla. Oh, God. Oh, God. I can't keep up with this shit. It's too much. OK, in clip 10, this is when somebody comes in

and gets like a custom-made suit. Sometimes they're a little on the nose with the way they want to customize. They're a rubber suit. Okay. Let's hear that. But, but certainly there are quite a few interesting, especially when it comes to a plea case, you know, people have a particular King Cuyd, density that for them is kind of exciting and thrilling.

And they will want to be very public about that on the back of a suit or the back of a garment. And you know, I walk past the bench, and I'm like, gosh, that's quite on the nose. But you know, that, it draws me that people can be so candid and open in the right setting. So somebody got a rubber union suit and wrote insert penis here on the butt flap.

Yeah. That's what he's saying. I love it. You know, I have a rubber suit, and wrote insert penis here on the butt flap. Yeah. That's what he's saying. I love it. You know, I have a rubber suit and the crotch looks like a magic lamp and it says rub for luck. That's what he's talking about. And he's got some good ideas for Christmas gifts, everybody. There's also the link to our merchandise store if you go to who are these stock up.

New items coming soon. My last clip, the host does some rapid fire questions for the guys, and I think he's a little disappointed. When he tells a story about his blue wrestling singlet, and then he starts asking these guys about their taste and rubber suits, they kind of like, start calling them out. Three or four very quick questions, for each of you to answer.

Okay, here we go. Are you ready? When you're choosing your rubber, polished or unpolished? Polished. Polished. Black or color? Black. Black. Oh! Sorry. Black or color? Black. Black. Oh, I'm sorry. Trainers boots or Wellies? Boots. Boots. Oh.

Oh, so what I'm worth at cross trainers with my baby blue singlin' I look like a shit head. Is that what you're telling me me if this was a newlywed game They would have definitely lost right there Oh, it's all I got I got one more clip to finish us off with talking about how difficult it is to find love on Recon because they're into such a narrow fetish, you know that the niche audience they're going after So first of all You can find love on Rehkend. We are sitting here as proof and evidence of that.

And I think, you know, the problem with being a leather person dating is you have more boxes you need to check. There's no boxes that you need to check when you're a gay guy and a recon. Yeah. It's the opposite of having a box. Do you have a penis? Can I see it? The end. The end. All right, Andy. So we're done with that. Now we can move on. I think a lot of people are going to be excited that this is going to be the end of that. So it's time for the... Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And as usual, we have two the. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And as usual, we have two cringes of the week.

The first one comes from Patrick's Lonely Baby. And Patrick's Lonely Baby was listening to Alisa Jordana's Kermit in front. Okay. Friend of the show, Alisa Jordana. And I guess one of the regulars is this guy, Trumster Bob. And he was getting people to post pictures of their buttholes in his discord as part of, well, I guess it was in her discord as part of Bob's butthole challenge. And they finally find out why he was doing that. I guess they were

just letting him do that. Didn't really know why. Because he was on recon. Yes, permanent friends, permanent friends. Hi, my question is for Mr. Rob Cortis. I was wondering if he's aware of T-bob's butthole challenge. And if he was willing to participate in T-bob's butthole challenge that he's been promoting for months now, thank you. Good question.

Did you hear about that yet, Rob? What's it called? Bob, you want to explain your challenge? I really didn't expect that to come up to that. I shouldn't be surprised ever where I go. No matter where I go on the internet, they always bring it up. It's like the topic of anywhere you go on the internet if I'm there.

What it is is people ask me how would you reduce or drastically cut child rape or young men raping colleges, churches, high schools and so forth and so on, you know, like with the Catholic church and such. And I come up with the idea, how about we go back to not allowing gay people to be teachers in these areas and they said well how do you how do you stop that and I say it's easy you've been a moment you check out the butter oh you do what's called the Trump Bob's Bob Hochan you got to blow that

bone hole even out a lot of the teachers. Sorry I mean this is we never heard this explanation before. And I've never heard this explanation before, Bob, is this really how it started? Yes. That's quite an interview process. I know. These guys, like, hey, I would have everyone show me

their buttholes at your discord. Yeah, that's fine. And then lo and behold, it's because, oh, because I want to get all the gay guys out of society. Like, wait, what, what? That wasn't, I didn't realize that was the point of this Okay, Jesus. I'd like to see your references. Where did you go to school and work for the last 10 years and your buttole status Please see your buttole status. Can you put that on your resume? Just a photo just a photo is my description's good photos better

It's up all with today's news paper headline those batter. It's a call with today's news paper headline. Yeah. All right. So another cringe of the week and this one comes in from our friend Adam Thoreau, a show called Definitely Haunted. This is a woke horror show. They talk about caring about people and they say something that's kind of telling Joe Biden is a shithole. Yeah. But I'm glad I voted for him. And I care about people. That's the premise of my political views is how are we taking care of our people, whether that's veterans or trans people or regular people? Wait a second. Do you say that trans people aren't regular people?

I don't think that's what you meant to say, just there. You know whether they're trans or they went to war to serve our country or just like regular people. Like what? If you're a boy or a lady, you're a lady boy, you're a boy lady. We're a regular person. All right, so good catch, and as always. Last week, you might have listened to the show

and heard I didn't do a large segment on our friend's Stutton. I kind of did a quick overview on a few things. It doesn't always have to be a deep dive. It doesn't, but I'm gonna make up for it. So wait a minute. Yeah, and actually we're gonna bring in somebody to help us out here. What is it stuttering, John? Johnny Russo.

I have you unmuted on my and sir, if you wanna unmute yourself. Russo? It's not Stuttering Jack, okay, just say it now. Johnny Russo, and once he gets in here, I'm picking up on him a little bit early, so maybe he's not ready. I wouldn't introduce himself,

but he has some hands-on experience. I love these kind of things. I know. People are just like, I have first had experience of dealing with this attitude. Shit. Oh, you know, things gonna go the other way. Hey, guys, you've been out a little too hard.

Yeah, you've actually a great guy. Did you guys know that this is the most selfish person that I've ever met? Yeah, it's usually the case. All right, while we're waiting for Johnny to come on, Southern John was talking to our friend, Hell Sparks, and... This hair is getting out of control,

but what's going on with Hell Sparks? He's turning into an attractive woman. Yeah. Like, I want to like put on leather and check off. I know. He can't grow a beard. He has like zero facial hair and long silk in the hair. It's really bizarre.

The fuck's he going on over there? Yeah, it makes me question everything about myself. So, Southern John's talking about doing a comedy tour with, with Hale, you know, the two of them doing stand-ups together. And then Hale has an idea and listen how quiet John gets. I know it's hard to listen to Quiet, but listen how quiet he gets.

Thank you so much, brother. And tell your agent to hurry up and get back. I mean, you know, I will. I will. I will. I will. I already told the guy. You would have had an hour to call him, but I've got a show to do in a half an hour. So I can't, but I already told them. Yeah, we don't need a host. So let's take that money to you know, I mean, I'll open the show and I'll do, you know, yeah, no, the other question is, is if it's cheap, can we live stream it? Because that's where we can kind of make up for some of it for the, for the fans that are not there. If not, we can get copies of it and, and post it to patrons and people like that later.

Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that was great because he's going, yeah, you know, what else we can do? Make more money on it. If we live stream it and John's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we he's going yeah, you know what else we can do make more money on it if we live stream it and John's like oh No, we're not gonna put this up on the internet We're not gonna see my stand-up act on the internet. That would be a terrible How many Caviters named the N word do you want to see on your livestream? Who's setting up for this Nick? I just love how he's just like your agent needs to hurry up and get back and do everything for me because I don't know how to do anything myself

Yeah, you pick up on that yeah, and Hills Park is even like all right John I'll call him I have other shit to do today. I'll get on it though. I promise you will make it happen Johnny Rousseau What's everybody? I can I can hear you great. How you doing? All right beautiful. I'm good pal thanks for me on you know It's as a pleasure beyond after the English stats that section That's that thank you. Oh, that's why you checked out and you were in the bathroom vomiting from that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was drinking off. I want to either tune out at this point or they fast forward.

As far as the first. Yeah. The suffering, John should is you're doing God's work. He deserves every bit of insult and injury to him. There's sometimes where it's like, oh, maybe you'd go into hard room. And then he said something stupid is like, no, he deserves it. He deserves it. He does. When I started out in the city of comedy, 20 years ago, he would come into New York comedy club with Benji. And he had the one care back then. The first thing you do is get a beer and he'd go on stage and they got his subringed John. And about 30 seconds in that novelty wore off very fucking quickly. And then instead of laughing with him, they were just laughing at him, pointing at his

his heat, his just a piece of shit. And thank God we're doing what you're doing. So, all right. So, Johnny Russo was working at Comedy Club back in the 90s. Also, you co-wrote Anthony's book with him, right? Anthony, Anthony. I did, yes, yeah, yeah. So Johnny has some firsthand experience

both through Anthony Cummings and Arty Lang with Stuttering John, but also even before that. Now, you think about that time when John was a big celebrity on the Howard Stern Show in New York City, the biggest show in New York City, and here's the stunt boy coming in to do comedy, and you gotta think like, oh, this might be good. And then you realize that he's just a stuttering moron and immediately you're like, why is this

guy wasting time? I should be listening to pull-up outs. Yeah, the novelty won't work. He'd come to like 11 o'clock in the night to be like five people in the audience. He'd go into the second room and have a beer and a stand obviously and drunk out of his mind. And this morning he had like a warm hair and he he just go on stuttering and like, you know, 30 seconds people like, I am stuttering John.

And then what are we 30 cents every day? It's like, look at this XR. What the fuck is he talking about? This piece of shit. I got people, you would walk people out of the room. Not surprising. I've seen some of his stand up before. Oh yeah, yeah.

What we, yeah, he does the pose up his underwear and does the, oh Jesus. This squeegee is coming. Every amount of insult and injury that you're doing to be the surfic. Well, he's also very sensitive. He's a very sensitive boy. I'm going to play a clip for you here where Hale says something to him and what's going on here is that they're talking about how John's apartment is disgusting. And H hell has made this joke before where he's like I don't even know if you can clean it. You should just burn it to the ground

You know, so hell makes a similar joke here and then listen listen to what happens if I was you I'd buy a flame Thrower to solve most of my cleaning John's very sensitive guys we have to you have to understand things we say in light jest he really does take the heart Well, why am I laughing my ass off then? Well, well, you'll do that at first and then later on you'll tweet me or text me like, Did you really mean, what did you really mean? No, that's when you said light a match to it and can't get out of there. But I was flamethrower, because I was thinking about and my poor cats. I that would kill the three of them.

Well, yeah, I would suggest removing the cats first. Why I'm now I'm offended. Do you think I would want to set cats on fire? What kind of monster do you think I am, John? John really is a humorous boob. He had a send hell of text after a show months ago saying, Hey, man, serious about like wanting to burn my apartment down cuz that's not cool, you know? John it's a fucking comedy show you more eyes that cool It's a joke you idiot that's so

How they not know that in on the drug house sparks looks like a Midwest twink Hair his body is a Jesus Christ,. But that's even how and the other guy, Oh, how do they not know like going on his father? They're part of the joke. How do they not know that? Maybe Oh, Hey, is getting it, you know, getting the picture now. But I mean, how's sports? How the fuck does he even go on that show and have an, an answer respect if he hadn't anyone before that. But I mean, Jesus, Christ, going on a Southern John's podcast is like, I mean, it's fucking insane. You're just ruining your, you know, any creator you had if you had one. It's also odd to me that Hellsparse comes on there and is the show. He just takes over.

He's the only one talking. He's the only one who's being entertained. It's a Hellsparfucket. Right. And then all these superchats are coming in while Hellsparse is on the show. It's all going to job. Yeah. Like hell, just do a longer show on your own. Every guest that's on his show is, that's the show. Right. John just sits back and says nothing for 80% of the show. So I got to ask you, Johnny, so you're pretty close with Kumiya and that whole gang. Have you had any experience with this current iteration of Suddory John, not just the one from the 90s? Well, you know, when you were doing the section

of that episode of ONA, I mean, the already in Anthony when Sudden John was on and already was late. Yeah. So that, I guess that was the third day because we would usually write on Wednesdays. So I would go to the studio in the Anthony and we'd either go to the Friars Club

or his apartment in Manhattan and write the book. So we were at his apartment and he gets a text from Arty. It's probably about nine o'clock in the night. And Arty says, hey, can I borrow $15? It was a very weird denomination. And I've been even 13, very weird denomination. And Anthony's like, well, yeah, I'm at the apartment writing. I'm on the job side. So three minutes later, I already text back, hey, can you make it 50?

And I just looked at it and I said just give me 100 just give me 100 because this is going to escalate except it's just going to go. So already says, all right, I'm coming. So I have to see this. So I'm coming. So, I have to see this. So, I'm going with Anthony. I got to see this transaction. So, I go with Anthony, that's going to go outside, and we meet him at the corner, and there was staff holding. And if you know New York scaffolding, there's like metal bars that separates the side well from the street. Right. So, me and Anthony are on the side of upside. And, and already comes out of one of those vanquibs that's like the side, the side swoops out. So, the side of upside. And he already comes out of one of those vanquabs that's like the side swoops out. So the side swoops out,

already comes flying out. He's got a sungo Ises on. And again, this is like 9.930 and 9. And his little cap just looked all kinds of fucked up. And Anthony Hanson, like the 100 dollar bill, almost like a, you would hand like a gorilla a banana at the zoo. Like over the scaffolding. Here you go. Here you go the scaffolding. Here you go.

Here you go. Right there. Here you go. So an artist take to that. I'm going to pay you back tomorrow and answer. Don't worry about them. So now I'm going to pay you back tomorrow. I'm going to pay you back tomorrow. I think I made a quip like I don't like the Cino risotto.

And we all like go forward and we went back and I said, you know, he's not going back to home. But there's like no way. No way. So what you dissected when arti came in on that episode, the first thing he did was give Anthony back the hundred. Oh, right. That's hilarious, yeah.

Yeah. I didn't even know what that was about. And then remember that was when Stuttering John then pulled out a 20 to pay, keep the cop for letting him use the studio diamond. There you go, tips for the guy. Yeah, I'll cover everything. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. That was the best thing he does. Like, what do you want? 20 bucks? He pulls it out. And then I'm like going to die. You have tips for the guy. Yeah, I'll cover everything. Yeah, okay. That was the best thing. Just like, what do you want? 20 bucks? He pulls it out. And then they're like, Chad, we don't want your money. He puts it right back. Sorry. He got seven bodys.

He got seven bodys. There's no front of the darned that show. And then he just, out of his mind, I went to the, with Ardinger, I didn't think. He's like, you know, you have the English and half Puerto Rican. Do you have any of the Danish? Any of the Danish? Yeah, Arty has definitely done a nice job of blasting John. And John doesn't forget it. That's for Dan. Sure.

Every joke Arty's ever said. I loved working with Anthony because I was a fan of both of those shows. And I got in touch with Anthony doing the book about like two weeks before Arty was announced as his new co-host. So, you know, I was around for all of that stuff. So I was at the Friars' go with Anthony and he gets a text. I don't know if it's from Artie or Dan Fulato who is his producer. Artie's producer at the time. And he just looks at his phone and he goes, shit, I think I have to tell Artie out of jail.

Of course. And the first thing in my mind is I'm going with you. I got to see this. I have to tell already at a jail. Of course. And the first thing in my mind is, I'm going with you. I gotta see this. I have to see this. And not only as a fan, but as a writer, but I mean, if you could tell me 15 years ago, I'd be at the Frosk of Dancing, Kumi, and he's gonna give the text saying,

I gotta be out already, going out of jail. I mean, that's just your dreams you made of. I like that. I thought like poor Arty, is it jailed? You're like, yes! I can't wait for this. I'm going with you. I'm going for this. I'm going with it. I'm going with it.

I'm going with it. I got to see it. But unfortunately, that didn't happen. So we just, I guess, you know, something already got out. But that happened twice at the first. But yeah, that never happened. I thought I would have went with him. I had to go.

I mean, how would you not want to see that as a fan of both of those shows? I don't want to see that. So you were spending time a lot of time with Anthony around the time that he started doing the, uh, already an Anthony show. Yeah. Right before it and all through it. Okay. So he must have blown off some, some steam and told you some stories about, uh, already when he was, uh, he was pretty big into drug use at that time. Well, you know, the thing about Anthony, he is what you assume he is. He doesn't get angry, he doesn't argue.

It's just like, you know, when already was late, already, the show up, and just fucking already, and just laugh it off. The one time that Anthony seemed annoyed with them, it was Ardie's birthday. And they had all the shit planned for them. They might have strippers. I forget what it was. They had all this stuff planned for him on the show. And Ardie shows up really late, hangs out for 10 minutes and then leaves to go do drugs at the hotel

across the street. And just, that's exactly what happens. No one did anything. It's all a picture. What's that? Yeah, they took around for one picture. I think a tell was there and Dave Dresskow and Anthony

and Missy and I think already sister I think he's surprised like you know just to take the picture and then I gotta go I got you you said David tell was there yeah tell was there yeah there was some picture I might even be in the book I don't know if that's in the book it but it might be where the artis spurt day and they were sitting around the table and somebody took a picture but it was like a tell and just go and anthony and already was there i think already would just take the picture

in the sleep it's so fun that i just remember that episode because anthony's like we plan to whole thing and for i guess exactly that yeah yeah yeah yeah that was it you know it and i already was just i mean he would just shit on, yes. I mean, if you look at the Chris Hansen episode and, you know, I'm different with Bobby Slade and I burp Bobby in and I already was just sitting on everybody like Bobby, like,

why are you attacking me? What the fuck is going on? He would just attack people. I don't know if it, you know, and obviously you do like the piss, the piss, what piss breaks in it, Hansen, you would describe him. And then this already would just go to the bathroom, the piss, blood piss breaks and it has to be with the scribe. And the audience would just go to the bathroom all the time and he had it in his hands and you shake his hand. It's like this hand's all ripped up and it was just,

he was in a bad shape that happened. And Keith tried to help him. And I remember talking to Keith and he went over his place and hoboken and it looked like he told me looked like you know Just like a heroin I would do it was just horrible. It was I wrote down. Yes Yeah, that's crazy that Bobby Slayton was taken aback by Artie Lane in Bobby Slayton is a roast comedian So that's what Bobby Slayton is like, oh my god. What are you doing to me?

So he is older now and he doesn't like, he doesn't want to get anything. I mean, he just, he'd be, if you're in that seat between Arty, Lang, and Anthony Coombe, you're in the hot seat. You're getting the quickest guns in the West. I mean, it's kind of just, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And you don't even know how to respond. Look at any guesses on that show, Richard Lewis, and anybody. There was a guy, I think Zach something who was a guest and I actually timed it because I was curious about. He had, he was on for two hours and he spoke was 47 seconds. I had to put an Anthony just let the dance up.

I mean, you can't get a word already, already high and drunk and Anthony, both of them going back and forth, boom, boom, boom, boom, you can't get a fucking word in and a fucking, you know, young comic doing the, you're dead. You're dead. You got you have to be somebody that can keep up with them. And they were only like three, four people that could actually do that I land out dead Joe DeVito did Rich boss was pretty good on there Yeah, but I mean very

That's a good quiet Quickly move past that one Alright Johnny anything else that you want to share with us as far as experiences, is stuttering John or anything else that's gone on? I mean, those are the great stories. I would tell everybody to buy Anthony's audiobook, from you spend the audiobook. I mean, anybody that is fan of his, obviously, wishing to the radio. So you want to hear him tell the story.

So buy the audio book Anything else. I mean Anthony is a guy that is a regular dude. He's great to hang out with great to drink with I don't call you met him. He's he's exactly what you'd want him to be It's like open who is just Jesus Christ. Somebody's got to put him out the pasture I'm just wondering how many you were for this iPhone going through Central Park going brother man I look at this. I got a there's snow here. Look at this. I'm sitting on cement right now He just a piece of shit Have you met open before I know that open I want to find I would be there for you

There's nobody that he has worked with that I was friends with him. Nobody. Nobody. And anybody that died off, Carl Wies and the Kenley, you know, I went for a shrapnel die. I mean, that's the last one to go. But I've been curious about it. I've been quite a resigned. I got to say that I think at this point of Carl Wies had lived, they would not be on

speaking terms. I'm just, it's kind of a big thing to say. No, no, no. If they're a certain amount of time, you know, it's like it's like spoiled eggs or whatever. It's enough of Opie's enough of Opie's. Yeah, the way I get in. All right. Well, Johnny, thank you so much for coming out.

Thanks for supporting the show too, but I really appreciate it. I appreciate it, Carl. All right. Keep in touch, man. Okay, man. Johnny Russo shot out of a can. Yeah, great Stuttering John segment about Arty Lane permanently suspended on the audiobook the Anthony Cumia book you can check that out.

Let's get back to Stuttering John. Shall we get more Stuttering John? I'm a lot worse that are sweet. So Stuttering John needs help with Twitch. And he's talking to Hell Spark still. Stuttering John, still 26 viewers over here on Twitch, most wanting, most waiting to get in. I don't want, hey, I need,

what, why don't you go to be back in LA? Um, next week, I'll be in next week. All right, well, can we, like, can we put something on the books that you can't hear and wait? Yes. You know, it's like to know how to run this fucking twitch thing. Oh my God. He can't figure it out on his own.

I'm sure hell's helped him. Anything on his own. I'm sure hell's already helped him get him set up on Twitch and everything else. He still needs him to come over to his house to get it set up. So this is where they start talking about gross John's apartment. Yes, I can't come over there. Cause hell's got to go over there again. So this is fun here because this is earlier in the show from when he says that by the way,

if you make fun of John, he'll text you afterwards because he's very sensitive. So listen to how hell tries to goof on John and then says he's just kidding. I'll have a condom on and a rubber band around my penis, just to make sure enough, in case there are any earwigs or space worms or God knows what, I'm kidding. Notice how hell's like, listen, oh, he's getting sensitive. Just kidding, John, you're the best.

So then he starts explaining how gross John's mattress is. This is a guy who's been in John's bedroom. Just, boy. The first thing you said when you went to my bedroom was you need a new mattress. Yeah. A pack for or something. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Just, yeah. No, there's no, and I was more worried about, because you've been talking about like going on dates and I'm like you don't bring women back to this situation. You don't that's not right. That's not mean. No, no, do not.

You try. Yeah. It just lesbians. Yeah, I mean, you try to do that. But instead of getting a new mattress, John figured out a way to fix the issue that Hale saw what he went over to his house. Um, yeah, but what do I do now is like I take the sheets and pull them down so you can't see. Oh, you plastered.

No, no, no, no. And he's out of himself, too. Yeah. Like another grown man came into your place and your mattress is disgusting. And your answer is, yeah, but I hide it better now. Yeah. That's weird, right?

That's not a good response to that. I have three cats, and I don't know how to keep up with cleaning the litter box. Oh, that litter box. That's just pouring cat litter all over the apartment to let them shit where they may. That's gotta be a fucking disaster. That litter box. You know, he's not on top of cleaning one litter box for three cats. There's no way

and how that he is so disgusting so John admits that he'd actually like it if when hell comes over hell with cleaners we clean my room, I'd be happy about it. I'm like, I'll get them. Glad somebody did that. I don't know. See, I know CD how I hate cleaning. I hate it. That's not how I thought.

I mean, it depends on what you, it depends on what you obsess or are composed of. That's the misnomer. There are two opposite OCD people. They're the clean freak, germophobobics or the complete slabs like me. It's either one or the other. There's no middle. Gotcha. I'm OCD about cleaning things. I don't want to do it.

That's not obsessive-compulsive disorder. I'm not what that is. I obsessively don't do any of this. Right. That's not what OCD is I love that this guy just wants to have an excuse for shit up board rig and I won't see D What am I gonna do I can use twitch I can't clean my apartment? John figure it out you're an adult man you're an adult So John's got this other show that I checked out. Oh, yeah, what's bugging me about Hollywood. Right. And this is one of his solo shows, guys. Great.

And this episode he's talking about award shows. And it's almost two hours long. John talking about award shows. It starts off with his production. He has this new intro that a guy that he worked with on the tonight show put together for him. And it's got like animation. And it's got a bunch of like, it's a sizzle real almost, you know?

It's like, whoa, this is kind of a, looks like it's a real show. And the thing, you know, it's got a bunch of like it's a sizzle real almost, you know, it's like, well, this is kind of a, it looks like it's a real show. And a thing, you know, it's kind of impressive. Now at the end of it, and I, I assume this is what I'm assuming. I don't think John gave this guy any notes or any direction. I think you just said, hey, I'm doing a show called what's bugging me about Hollywood. And this guy goes, yeah, I can put that together for you. He found some images of John on the internet that you can easily find and he pulled something together.

put that together for you. He found some images of John on the internet that you can easily find and he pulled something together. And at the end of this animation is John's face, but it's all animated. His mouth opens up and bugs all climb out of his mouth. There's like spiders and cockroaches and centipedes. And I'll just shut up. The all crawl over his face and they go, go back into his mouth. And I'm assuming the reason why I think I did that is because it's called what's bugging me about Hollywood. Not knowing that that would be something that we would all go by. So John, please. It probably also really happens.

It's actually video. I was calling an animation. I'm like, I'm talking. So John who could knock it out of his own way to save his life has to acknowledge this right after this place. This is the first thing he says on his show.

And I love how the trolls, I remember when I had the cockroaches at time, when I moved up boxes from my ex-wife's house. And then I'm the one who first posted me, get, no. I immediately put it on Twitter before those idiots got all of them. So you know, it doesn't embarrass me at all. I mean, geez.

But I get my place in Manhattan to forget about it. The place that I rented out to Gagey and Grillo, there was freaking cockroaches all over the freaking place. It was disgusting. Here, I haven't seen any since that one incident. Okay, so a couple of things there. First time he goes, I'm the one who uploaded that video of me freaking out about the Cockroach on Twitter. I love it. I think it's great. Okay. Okay, we're going to own it. Good job, John. Also, you didn't vet anything about your new show. You didn't maybe say,

can I see the intro before we green light this? Good boy. Yeah. You know, somebody Cockroach is calling up my face. It's one of the things they goofed on me Bounce It's a guy named curl was a cockroach costume because four views on YouTube in my Channel The guys like well you can go with the bug thing or you can do it yourself He's like I guess we're going to the bug thing cuz I can't do it myself I guess we're going to the bug thing, because I can't do it myself.

Ha ha ha, hilarious. Oh God. So this is John just tripping right out of the gate. This is just, I love the John thing, so he's a broadcaster. We're gonna get it all into this, all the down and dirty, from everything, from, because, well, hold on,

before I, tomorrow. And I wrote this down. This is what he said, okay. We're going to get in all into this, all the down and dirty from everything, from, from, because, oh, well hold on, before I, tomorrow. It's what he just said. I gotta say it makes more sense when you say it.

Come on, articulate that for sure. I'm okay, I gotta say it makes more sense when you say it. I'm more articulate than I'm sure. I'm okay, I can't pronounce words correctly, and I'm goofing on his retarded. Okay, so he's talking about how when he was on the tonight show, they never wanted to Emmy for writing. And when he got on there, he's like, Hey guys, we should try to win an Emmy. And the other air's like,

it's not going to happen, John. When I got to the tonight show, when I was a writer there, they're like, I go, come on, let's win an army. Best writers. They're like, John ain't ever going to happen. I'm like, why? He goes because the, you know, the guild, you know, they, you know, they frown on us. You know, they think Jay Leno is too middle of the road. They're never gonna give us any Emmy.

They were right. I was optimistic. Would have been nice. If you looked at our stuff compared to David Letterman, Kimmel, Conan, any of them, our stuff was at the least equal, but at the most weight better. That sounds like you now. I know. He started to sound more like you. If you listen to all the better shows, if you listen to shows that people laugh at and enjoy like Conan and Letterman.

I get it goes, at the worst, we're just as good. But we are likely way, way better. That's how that works. That's not the range. So the question is of course, is he bitter that he never wanted that me? Just give me a freaking break. Am I bitter? Well, I would have liked to win an Emmy. Yeah, yeah, I would like to win an Emmy. I mean, I mean like who wouldn't know the answer is yes. All right, you guys ready for some hot takes now?

As you know, as you guys both know, award shows are not as popular as they once were. They don't get the ratings. People don't talk about it. It's not a big deal. We're kind of getting a sick of Hollywood. Is there an episode one of this new show? No, he's done a couple of them. Okay.

Because award show is not a great subject. It's not a great topic. No, no, no, it cares. It's not a Hollywood insider thing to talk about. Obviously, it's bad. It's bad. It's a bad idea It's a bad idea and he goes on forever with hot takes like this about the MTV music awards MTV Awards used to be a big deal now. They don't even show videos anymore boom No, I've never said that before

We're gonna watching Suddenley John explain it. And see, he does a music. And that's what the app stands for. I know John. So going up for decades, if I can borrow an item. And then, not to be outdone, he talks about how the Grammys don't have rock bands on anymore. You know, it's all hip hop. You know, it's an hip-hop. You know, it's an ultra-pop and R&B.

There's no rock bands on the Grammys anymore. It's called Rockin' Out. You wouldn't understand, Dad. You're not with it. Ah, used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now, what I'm with, isn't it? And what's it seems weird and scary to me?

We get it, old man, but what does? You're out of it. I'm sorry, but Zeppelin what's it seems weird and scary to me? We get it old man, but what does your out of it? I'm sorry, but Zeppelin is not the crabby. It sucks, I know. What are you gonna do? So then he gets into the Academy Awards discussion. And this is great, because he's like, well, yeah, obviously, this is the big award show, Academy Awards.

And I've never seen him do this before. He turns into Patrick Michael and starts reading Wikipedia to us. Oh, Wikipedia? This is hilarious. Wikipedia, thank you. The big cauna of all award shows, the Academy Awards. Now, I'm gonna tell you this, okay?

Websters describes the Academy Awards. Academy Awards has been around, they debuted in 1929. Oh my God. Best picture is usually the last award. What the fuck is happening? Uh, the first Academy Awards ceremony, there were two categories of awards. We each considered the top of the award of the night. A standing picture and unique and artistic picture. The former being won by the war pick, the war epic wings,

and the latter by the art film Sunrise. What are you talking about? That was a minute long clip of him reading Wikipedia about the Academy of War. Year one. Year two. And then just like Patrick Michael, as Kroge likes to point out all the time, he thinks that he's teaching us shit.

The statue's full technical name still remains the Academy award of merit. What a murder. So there you go. In case you guys were wondering, so you're going to learn something. What a mess. So there you go. In case you guys will wonder, and so you're gonna learn something. He goes on to talk about why it's called the Oscar, and he reads a whole article about why it's called the Oscar. I'm not learning anything from this, John. That's not what learning is. Right. It was like some cinematographer, like, camera operator. I think he's just recording a presentation he does for his kids before they wise. You're almost famous.

Yeah, man. He gets into that. Yeah. That's good foreshadow. That's the fuck up. presentation does for his kids before they watch you're almost famous I guess he gets into that yeah that's good foreshadow that's a fuck up that is really good foreshadow oh my god because of course he has to bring up the fact

that his kids didn't like Jerry McWire he can't figure it out she hated it all the movies that I've showed my daughter she fucking hated sideways I couldn't believe it she didn't really see him like she liked her or my son. Didn't seem like they love Jerry McGuaria. I just sold them that. Which I was shocked because they loved almost famous and it's both James Cameron. Not James Cameron. It's both um... Cameron Crowe.

Cameron Crowe. Thank you. Fucking guy. Fucking idiot. We'll not shove about almost famous. I'd love to interview his kids just about almost famous. Nothing about John or his parenting. And just about to get them to their take on almost famous and be like, it's fine. Yeah. It's a fine movie.

Do you remember it? Not really. Right, Cameron Crowe's catalog is not bulletproof. I mean, I know. He made, how could you like this movie, but not this movie, the same guy made it. That happens all the time. Right. He's talking bulletproof. I mean, I know. He made, how could you like this movie, but not this movie, the same guy made it. Yeah. That happens all the time.

Right. He's talking about sideways. There's a bunch of divorce guys running around getting hammered. Of course, John likes it. That's how it's thinking too, because I haven't seen sideways. You don't have to.

But there's a lot of alcohol abuse in it. Right. And one I know. Yes. Maybe that's traumatizing to their kids. Right. To my dad, I don't like this. It makes me feel bad about stuff.

Yeah. It makes me think this is what you're doing. All right. So now, John's talking about, he goes through, and he's complaining about the Academy Awards. It never gives the Best Picture Award to the right movie, you know, according to John. Okay. All right.

And nothing he's seen these movies. He just knows. I mean, he knows it's about the best box office. It's not about the best movie. That's not true at all. It's all art films. He just knows that. I'm gonna know what you're talking about the best box office. It's not about the best movie. That's not true at all. It's how art films now. The Academy Awards. The Academy Awards, three billboards.

How much of that gross? 300 million? What are you talking about? More about box office than anything else. Guys, guys. What are you talking about? That's not even close to your Harry Potter one, best picture of confused.

I'd probably want best production design. There's a lot of fucking awards that you don't care about. I'm surprised that Andy is company with these hot techs. I thought he knew about movies. Anyway, so John, John is complaining about what movies are winning, but it's not as if he's actually seeing them. Let's see what, okay, 2019, parasite was the winner. I still have yet to see it because I hate reading a fucking movie. I Don't want to read a movie Okay, Chad. I know I don't like that. It has subtitles in it. I mean chat Really not good at reading is what I'm saying

All right, so then he starts talking about the sixth sense now the sixth sense saying. Alright, so then he starts talking about the sixth sense. Now the sixth sense should have won for Best Picture even though he actually reads the other movies that were up against the sixth sense that year and it's like, oh yeah, okay, I can see why that didn't win. But this is just hilarious because John's trying to figure out what year the sixth sense came out and have never listened to someone who's so bad at using the internet before. This is a 60 seconds long, but worth every. Exactly. The six cents.

Let here. I'll tell you who let's see. Here, the six cents came out and when. Just tell me because this is what we're going to do today. Six cents came out. Let me see. Let me see. Six cents, six cents. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Six cents. Okay. What the fuck did six cents come out, people? Huh, me, aren't we? Because I can't find it.

I must not be looking in the right spot. Six cents. Probably already rating it. I'm busy looking at the thing here. Oh, here it is. 1999. Probably already writing and I'm busy looking at the thing here. Oh here it is 1999 Now just it for fun I typed in the sixth sense into Google and before he hit enter it showed up underneath the thing It's like 1999 movie. Yeah, that's so easy

It's just thing to figure out What was he looking through a fucking book? How was he trying to find that? My first book of movies. All right, so then there's John's amazing trumpet playing. As we all know, he was all county, trumpet player in fifth grade. He's talked about a few times. He was lead recorder in fourth grade.

Yeah, he was fourth chair. Fourth chair. And I was a few times. He was lead recorder in 40 years. Yeah, he was fourth chair. He was fourth chair. And I was a trumpet player. I was an all-distant trumpet. That's why I could do this. Oh, I can't do that. I can't do that. That's why I could do this.

He's amazing. I love this guy. All right, so then he talks about how this show is very interactive with the audience because he's asking them questions like what are the six cents come out and their answer with an interesting 1999. And so he realized that maybe this show shouldn't be what's bugging me about Hollywood. I love doing these shows because you could all contribute. This is just chewing a shit with Stuttering. You know, I have to come up with a title. It's a lot about Hollywood. But anyway,

I should be chewing the shit about how you're doing this shit with Stuttering John. I know a skat top that would love to take out this show. Jesus Christ. All right. so now John's gonna start rallying on the Grammys. And what he hates about the Grammys. By the way, the Beatles never wanna Grammy. Wrong. All right, so John is very convinced that the Beatles never won a Grammy. Now, the Beatles of one, 11 Grammys, granted. They only won four when they were together as a band. Best New Artist in 64,

performance by a vocal group 64 for a Hard Days night. And then they won Best Contemporary album in 67 for Sergeant Poppers and album of the year for Sargent Poppers. Because you had to, that was an amazing album that no one had ever done anything like that before. It had changed the way I was going to give a music. Now, should they have won a lot more Grammys? Yes. Yeah.

We could all agree they should have won Grammys every year because they had multiple albums out every year that were better than everything else. With that sad. How do you assert that they'd never won any? Right. So that's what corrects them. with that sad. How do you assert that they'd never won any? Right, so that's a correct sum. I just think that it should be on the Beatles 11 Grammys, Amy. Are you sure about that? I'm gonna now look this up.

It's a fire cry from zero. I love it so much, Mark. I love it so much more than zero. So that judge decides, well, maybe I wasn't wrong. I'm just thinking of a different band. And now it becomes my homework. Could somebody tell me what bands have it one? Because maybe I mistook the Beatles.

Have the stones ever want to grab me? The ice of toast. Has Led Zeppelin had the kinks? Maybe it was the kinks that I went to go. What bands have won nothing? Millions and millions of bands? Every band I was like, kick the kick out. What bands of one nothing? Millions and millions of bands? Every band I was in. All right, so, uh,

Centering John's band, I believe, one zero gram is. Yeah. That might be part of it. But am I bitter? Yes. I'm extremely, extremely bitter about it. Sometimes John needs to put his foot in his mouth. This is, this is, this is, this is stuttering John

in his, and his penchant for putting his big freaking nine and a half, 10 size foot in his mouth. So nine and a half. Oh, that a big, I was forward club foot in it. And even I know the night of the half and big foot are not the same thing. I mean, I mean, I mean, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't have a small dick. Of course, it's a huge one. Big tiny foot. All right. Last clip I have on here because it's very important that this DC trip happens.

And God's oh, the guy going to help him out. I guess he lives in the area or he understands the schedule of Congress or something is in the chat. And John better not be trying to weasel his way out of this. He better not be. They removed the site for you to find out when we can go. Is that not right? God's up. Please let me know because I got a book to tickets after Christmas, I'm gonna book them. I mean, because my Christmas ticket was over grand. And that's a lot of money for a ticket to go to New York and back.

Uh-oh, it sounds like somebody's gonna weasel's way out of this. Wow, up the tickets are a grand. And you know, I gotta get the camera crew. I like this. If I don't get super jet, Saturdays, guffin' running running. Are we gonna have to go to wash up Wednesdays? Like that, Rumzeel says,

oh, I was armidermit, so I was thinking, that's the point. I'll send that by fault. The other Beatles. Very good. Well, John, you got to keep the hope of why my friend. We definitely need you to go to Washington DC. I think that's gonna be really important. Heh. No agenda is my favorite podcast. And they do these things.

They have these meetups where people in different areas will get together and hang out. And they'll record a quick shout out thing. And then they'll play it on the show near the end of the episode. And there was a recent shout out thing and then they'll play it on the show near the end of the episode. And there was a recent shout out from a no agenda podcast. Residential Spook Maxwell Reeves, Adam. Do who are these podcasts already?

Yes, Maxwell Reeves. Thank you very much, Adam. Adam Curry, do who are these podcasts already? What are you waiting for? Yeah. Let's get them on over here. That'd be fun. I'm sure you'd love to go find Sudary Jaddo. Who does it? Sure. How is that not fun? He's got opinions. Let's getting them out over here. That'd be fun. I'm sure you'd love to goof on celebrate John who does it sure

How's that not fun? He's got opinions. Let's hear him my face hurts from laughing right now Bats you played a clip that was so funny that I was Stunned I couldn't laugh. I'm running out of laps here. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. I got all the love Because I absurd so Patrick Michael did a podcast with Cardiff electric Shut up, and I guess I should play that for you first the fuck out of here and then we can get into this segment A lot of constants subscribing. I have no idea. I don't know you guys just listen and and and it's bizarre That's great. I have a question though What do you think about that guy who hosts that podcast that we will not name? I mean he's so bald and at least he's

balding and this dude does not look good. And he's clubfooted. Who could have guessed you could make thousands of thousands of dollars a month doing a podcast where you play clips. It's honestly not the host that bring the entertainment. It's the clips they play and 90% of that comes from the audience and it's curated by their producers. So it's very rare that they themselves are the ones picking the content that they happen to talk about on the show. Ah! Therefore, the funny relies on the producers. Producer Chris.

And it feels like anyone could do exactly what they do. But they cultivated an audience of sad degenerates that are living in the days of ebombs world. Funny you mentioned ebombs world. Funny you mentioned e-bombs world. It's like grow the fuck up you psychos. Mm-hmm. Alright, that wasn't real. You got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me, you got me. That wasn't real.

What he's actually talking about on the latest The Briefcase is your mom's house. With Christina P. and Tom Segura. And I did find this interesting, and in fact a voicemailer brought this up too. Because Tom and Christina don't add anything much to the videos They just enjoy them And it feels like anyone could do exactly what they do But they cultivated an audience of sad degenerates that are living in the days of ebams world It's like grow the fuck up you psychos. I think that was a little wink at me right there

Shout out to our buddy Jay from ebombswere all too, who was this is the show. But I don't know, man. Seemed a little too coincidental to me, maybe it wasn't. So Patrick Michael's talking about Tom Sigura. So he's a fan of your mom's house, but he doesn't feel like the quality is what it used to be.

He goes, all they do now is they play video clips And they don't even add anything to them. It's just them watching videos and Worse yet, they sell merchandise But I do remember the beginning of the pandemic when nobody was working and for some reason Tom was still pushing merch And this was the very beginning of the pandemic where nobody was working.

There was no idea about getting unemployment. People were fucked and he's like, Hey, guys, don't forget, buy our shirts. It was grossly disrespectful. And Christina's honestly never been funny. So he was telling people to buy merchandise was gross grossly disrespectful and his wife's an idiot. With a second out, that's the part that's actually disrespectful and people have money they want to buy merch they can. No one's for us, you grossly disrespectful and it's worse never been funny. Jesus, magic. I mean, I'm not uh, disagreeing with him in any way, but I do think it's odd the way he talks about Tom

Segura because this is not something you would say if you liked the guy. He's still talented and funny, but is he a bad comedian? No. You wouldn't post a question, is he a bad comedian? No. Is Andy a terrible co-host? No. Yeah.

Is he the worst brother ever smelled? No. Why did you put it out there? Why even ask the question? co-host? No! Yeah, so the other wars brought them ever smelled? No! Why did you put it out there? Why even ask the question? Cause now people are thinking that maybe he doesn't have terrible breath as a bad co-host. Is he a bad-sender comedian? No! Is Jerry Sightfield the worst comedian ever?

No! What a fun game, man! Yeah, the list goes on. Should I cancel my Patreon in the show? No! Hey, don't put that up there. I don't want people thinking that. So, big announcement on the briefcase, Andy.

This is exciting. But I do want to promote a few things here that I don't really do. I decided to start another show. Buy myself. Does that hurt John? Have you shit together? No! Alright, this is a show going to be final? No! So this is a weird thing because what Patrick Michael is doing now is he's promoting his other shows. I don't know if he's proud of them now or what's going on.

But I do want to promote a few things here that I don't really do. I decided to start another show by myself. Of course, you know, don't leave it to the judges. That is me and the Samurai. MMA only. Check out the new graphics. Love that shit. Then you have the other podcast, of course, with me and Cameron. Alright, fun fucking podcast. Love that shit. But he's taking a break for a few months because the holiday season's and I get that. I totally get that.

But I gotta still do something. And I don't want to just bust out a bunch of briefcase episodes because it's not the same. So we have a new podcast coming up. I think it's interesting that Cameron is taking a break from the other podcast. He needs months off for the holiday and Patrick gets that. I don't.

I don't get that. What's going on in this holiday? You need months off from a podcast. Who's Cameron and what podcast? He's the co-host on the other podcast. James Cameron. Yeah. All right. So what's talking about this brand new show. This is exciting. in what pod can he's the co-host on the other pod James Cameron all right so what's talk about this brand new show this is exciting broken talk let's get

the description of it guys I'm gonna do exactly that I'm just gonna try to not be funny I'm gonna talk about strictly headlines all right popular and trending things on YouTube and Twitter in In the news, there's always crazy things that we can fucking riff on. All right. And that's what it's about. So I started a new show. It's called Broken Talk. All right. It's all one word. It used to be School of Scoundrels. That shit didn't pan out to be what, you know, I thought it was going to be. So I wanted to continue and do a new show

And that's where that is at now Broken talk the new Patrick Michael podcast which I'm excited about because it's him by himself again Which are my favorite ones. Yeah from Patrick Michael. I was just different from the briefcase Well, I will tell you in fact I will play a promo for you where he explains because the briefcase is an episode where he brings up a Case and then talks about it briefly Right, so it's like one subject per episode now. Do you know why it's called broken talk and anybody guess?

Broken skull. Yes, Betty broken skull hosted broken talk and let's listen to the promo for this new show Everybody's listening to a podcast these days. I'm not saying I host a great show. I'm just saying it's another one. And that show is called Broken Talk. My name is Patty Broken Skull, and this is one of the many shows that I host. But the Broken Talk podcast does everything

sort of the cliche podcast is known to do. Why change things up? Why not just join them? So we cover the news, we cover movies, entertainment, celebrity talk, pop culture, and general comedy. It's a wild, fun ride. And it is a broken talk, okay?

We can really get off the rails like most podcasts do. I'm not saying this one's any more significant than the other. I guess I will say that I do this podcast all by myself in a closet and, you know, I'm fine. Why does everything smell like French toast? So if you wanna check out this thing podcast, subscribe wherever you listen to other podcasts. Good day.

It's an amazing problem, all right? Yeah, and then almost someone like subscribe to other podcasts at the end there. Yeah, you're a bass player. Do you think that sounded good? I mean, I think that was hard of a- I'm a bass player, you're a bass player. That sounded like shit. If it's completely broken, don't fix it, what is this?

Well, my favorite part about that is he goes, all right, you know, like, there's a lot of podcasts that are very similar and you can't tell the difference. Here's another one. Yeah, right. Why not check out this one? It's also just like that. I challenge you. It's broken, it's broken and unsuccessful.

Let's not fix it. Yeah, you know that played out format that I would sick of? I got one too, check it out. So this is an explaining why he's doing a show in this style and why he's not doing all those amazing true crime shows That we love you know, I miss those shows that he used to do all you have to do is say this is a true crime podcast Even if it's not and you'll be successful. What is it? Why aren't you trying that yet? That's true for the creep off. Yeah No, he explains why he's going to this format. I mean truth be told I have like four shows again But I still have a lot of other ones that I could do stuff with and it's just

It's just way more work than this isn't It's it's way more talking work, I guess Because I have to research like okay, okay, here we go. Looking up this ridiculous crime case and spitting it to you, adding the creepy music, taking it away, it's just, there's a lot of shit, man. So, does a new dead town anymore?

Is this too much research? What do you call talking work? I don't wanna do this research anymore. It's too much. I just wanna do a show where I go on. The non-talking work part is really holding me back. It's so jaded from doing nothing. I think that, you know, like Tom Myers

should just build himself the least funny comedian, because at least that would be like a thing. Like come see the least funny comedian of all time. And Tom won't embrace that. Patrick should just become the least prepared podcaster. That would be like a fun thing. Like check out the least prepared podcaster. For. That would be like a fun thing. Like check out the least prepared podcaster. For example, one of the topics he brings up.

So I listened to this episode of Broken Doc. And so he's going to bring up a bunch of just random topics and what's in the news and what's going on? Taco Bell, man. Taco Bell apparently has some old items returning to the menu. Now what are these items? You ask, I don't know. Is this a well-researched topic? Absolutely not. Oh my god. Absolutely not. Can I find it though quickly

as I as I absolutely not? For a second? Nope. Oh that's beautiful. That's his first episode. That's the first episode of The Crook and Dog. What are they? I don't know. So we also word about Do You Party. He talks about this very early on in this new episode of Broken Talk. But I also did the show and it's still around, but very, very much stagnant, if you will. It is a podcast called Do You Party and I interviewed

comedians and producers and shit like that about partying. Yay. It's stagnant. Well that's too bad. That was a big show for him. That was a big deal. Get all the big celebrities on that one. I don't know what's happening with Trey. I haven't heard his name in a long time. I don't know. Why isn with Trey. I haven't heard his name in a while. What's going on with Trey, P.Cock? I don't know. Why isn't he coming on our show? I want Johnny Russo. Yeah.

You actually talked to Patrick Michael. Tell us about this. You guys ready for him just riff? Because that was the thing he's all excited about. He's just going to be able to riff on these topics when he brings them up. And I wanted to start taking notes, man. I wanted to see if I could just riff, man.

Let's just riff some fucking random news stories, right? We're going to talk crazy crazy things here. It's going to be an interesting time. I'm going to try and give you guys episodes as often as possible, because guess what? The news never stops. The entertainment news never stops. The entertainment news never stops. The sports don't stop. Crazy trending topics don't stop.

I mean, what the fuck is the island boys? First and foremost, he's on the island boys. So what's your example of these news stories and him riffing? He's talking about how there's comfort food. The top this article he finds finds the top 20 comfort foods. But just last article I think we might close a show out with is very interesting to me and I just found it funny because and here's why I find it's funny. All right, we'll just get right into it.

It is simply called 20 all time favorite comfort foods. And you know what guys, it is it is hilarious to me that title when you know that there's so many people that starve around the world. And that is hilarious. Like, hey, we have food that just makes you feel better. It's gross. So that's expecting it all. Wow. I understand where he's coming from. This is the guy who's unemployed. He seems to have everything that he wants in life, all the headphones and shitty microphones,

anyone could ever need or want. And so I can see where he'd think, but that's a weird egg on that, comfort food bag. Yeah, you know those people starving too. All right. Yeah, what the fuck? I guess I won't talk about spikettinator. Baconator.

Yeah. Ha ha ha. So then he goes off on this this riff on mac and cheese, which is one of the comfort foods in this article. But next up, of course, we have mac and cheese. And what I'm seeing in this mac and cheese photo is not what most of us know is mac and cheese. Okay.

Most of us know of a box with noodles in it, placed into a stove top hot boiling water. It's a very simple thing, but this mac and cheese here is clearly baked. All right, there's multiple layers of cheese. It looks delicious this is honestly the type of mac and cheese you wish you could have every day and it's probably the reason that craft decided to jump in on the macaroni in a box a type of deal because they saw how many people really loved this type of mac and

cheese right it's delicious but you you get it like Holidays or a birthday party, you know, it's a special treat. It's not something that you do or have Constantly because it's just more it's a longer process So the photo they use the article is not shitty mac and cheese He's like, I don't know what this is. I've never seen this before. I don't know what they're talking about with this That actually made me sad for him. Yeah. But it's important to know that he's better at podcasting a world. But the one thing I wanted to introduce the show with outside of the fact that I have been

podcasting for this long and I still feel like I might be just better alone. Not that the guys I work with aren't great, but I just I fly I fly through this shit. Okay, it's a nonstop whirlwind of talking. It's enough five. It's an FU if we're talking reality. All right, let's move on. Well, back again, what he's saying on this show. I do think it's funny that he's throwing his co-hosts under the bus. I'm way better without trying. And Cameron, these guys, this is what I'm best. This reminds me of when Kim Jong does the sad song

in Team America. I'm so ronry. I'm so very ronry. It's kind of scary, but not really. Here's a fun sentence. I thought it was gonna be a good idea to take the Windscreen off this mic, but Nah, why did you think that would be a good idea my peas are popping enough lately I gotta get the swing

I just he just wants people to know that he has one is that one is a little homobrag So one of the things with this new format this new show broken talk that is bizarre is he puts in these breaks And they're 30 second breaks with just random dubstep music not a commercial Just like all right guys. We got a cutaway But we have some more stuff here guys Michael. Chase might have a special coming out. That's exciting We'll see what happens, but let's continue on with some more stuff here guys Michael Che might have a special coming out. That's exciting. We'll see what happens But let's continue on with some more headlines in just 30 seconds

And of course it's three times as loud as him because it has to be and I think again This is one of these things where he hears other podcasts is going okay. We'd be back in 30 seconds after this So we have it's because they have gaitful spots. They're gonna show it's not because they're gonna play random dance music He's one week away from coming in and being like hey, it's season two He'd be lucky to get the episode two about it So in just a few moments, guys, we'll be back talking our 20 all-time favorite comfort foods. Wanting, then.

That you should feel bad about. I'm not gonna be able to do it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Why? Why does he keep doing this? What is he doing? He's going to the bathroom. The last thing. Yeah, that's what I play music.

The last thing that I want to play is going back to the briefcase episode. He put out this week. He starts off by going through the analytics of his podcast, which would have been interesting if he would have given us some numbers. But instead, he just talks about this percentage, listen in the US and this percentage of this age group group but he's crushes people over 45 years old. You guys get ready for this. 9% of people between 45 and 59 also listen which that's crazy. That's weird. I don't know how they got a device. They can play a podcast.

Are they still using MP3? they're just using the web browser. Boom roasted. Yeah. I'm still a couple of weeks away. I'm gonna recover from that one. All right, so that's what I have as far as what's going on in the world of Patrick Michael. Very exciting. Broken talk. All one word. the brand new podcast, there's two full episodes out already. Stut Joe, new podcast, petty, new podcast. Very exciting. Are you going through what if we covered today?

You're going to get out of me on the... Did you do anything else you wanted to play? I have. Yes. A lot of things that I have. Oh, beautiful. I figured we would change it up a little. Yeah. And it's not in a new way, but let's not forget that Jerry Bannfield is a ridiculous piece

of shit. I'm glad you're bringing this up because I've been getting notes from people saying Jerry's losing his mind and you got it. I'm like, well, tell me where or what. It's like, it's everywhere. It's everywhere all the time. It's so hard to figure out. It's such a great way.

I found this episode on YouTube and it's, I got's everywhere all the time. It's so hard to figure out. It's such a great way. I found this episode on YouTube, and it's, I'm gonna prepare you, because it's a little tedious, because what do you like to do? It's a little tedious. Right, yeah, yeah. Such a way that he insists on playing video games, well, like, I don't know what he's doing, why he thinks he needs to play video games to monetize the pot.

You want to play video games. Yeah, so that's what he does for fun. I don't know why he thinks he needs to play video games to monetize the podcast. You want to play video games? Yeah, so that's what he does for fun. I don't know why he does this. In the back. In the back. That's why he does this. Yeah, he wants to play video games. In the background of all these clips.

Out of the way, it's a jerk off every moment. Yeah. Yeah. So in the background of all these clips, he's playing like neo-geo bowl. It's like the worst football game that you could ever hear behind him ranting and raving about paying for sex. It's crazy. Isn't he still married?

Yes, but he's gonna tell you about all the times he paid for sex. Clip 13. Okay, good. We do a lot of the big life changers and big motivators are still hesitant to talk about sex. They'll talk all day about self-confidence and courage, but to have some real talk about sex, oh that's shit is touching. Somebody's got to open their mouth about their dick and I'll do it. I'll talk about little Jerry all day. He's going to open his mouth to do what was this thing? He's gonna open his mouth to what to do. What was this thing? Okay, so anyway, you know, he's had a handful of

experiences. Is he off the wagon again? What's going on with that? You know, what he does. He just knows sex cells. Yeah. He's just like... Yeah, but it's just so funny because anybody that's ever looked him up on the internet knows what he looks like He's very like scrawny and weird looking and methad comes to mind right like the people magazine least sexy in my life He's like the mega-rod, okay, so him and I are in the running

In clip 12, this is what he's gonna start laying the groundwork about this topic. I got this fine hooker on my 21st birthday. Oh my gosh, she was beautiful. And so my friends, she checks my driver's license. Like, bitch, where the fuck are you checking my driver's license? It's not gonna say I'm a cop on my driver's license. Get the fuck out of here.

Why the fuck's this bitch checking my driver's license? What does it matter if I'm 21 either? Like I- You know, you're doing some illegal shit with me anyway. I like what the fuck differs this thing. He was a cop though, right? Yeah. This is- Before he was a cop though. Oh, it was before right?

Yeah. Before he was a cop. Yeah, these are old stories. I gotta imagine- A fucking degenerate. was a cop though. Oh, it was before right. Yeah. Before he was a cop. Yeah, these are old stories. I got to imagine. A fucking degenerate. I got to imagine that being a prostitute is one thing, but fucking underaged people was another thing, right?

Yeah. That might be why you want to check a drama's license. I don't know how old he is. Now he's got to be pushing 50, right? And he's like, in his late 30s, I think. Is he? I think so. He doesn't look like that.

But he looks like he's 13. No matter what age he is. Sure. He's so scrawny. So, he is true. Just look at the guy. So this is just like more sketchy shit. It's all just sketchy shit from Jerry.

Like, all right. I realize just because you're a hucker doesn't mean you are completely devoid of any self respect. So I'm fucking the hell out of this hooker and My friends are laughing their asses off in the next room That was sketchy not the hooker thing, but that throw I just made I Also this I fucked the stripper and the strip plum. Oh my god. She was hot too $1,000 why

Where his friends goofy got him all he was fucking the hooker in the other room Why wouldn't you goof on him? That's what I mean. I can only imagine what this asshole's yelling out during sex So I don't think I should ever I got any stories where it doesn't end with him paying for sex. No wonder he's 50 grand in debt. Every story is 50 grand. A million in debt. A million. Yeah.

Everything he does costs $1,000. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, but and also he's just like, why is he telling it like, like a brag? He's just like, oh, I was fucking this bitch and then she charged me $1,000 and told me my dick was small. What are you, and I was like, I couldn't get her off.

I couldn't get the stripper off. I haven't gotten anyone off. And he's like talking about it, like it's like a badge of honor. Right. Oh, and she couldn't even find a little Jerry. I had a show where a little Jerry was and my friends are all laughing. They're goofing out at me. You guys should have been there. It was amazing.

Yeah. Okay. Can I just point out real quick? Yeah. There are some hot strippers out there. Don't get me wrong, but a thousand bucks is too much. I would have talked her down. Yeah.

That's a little too much for a stripper. What a talk to her. Jerry's a mark. You don't think? You think? Yeah. You think? They just see like, you know, like sometimes when you're really hungry, a person turns into

like a cook per person. He walks in, he's just a dollar size. I'm going to fuck that one. Right. He turns into a pigeon. Exactly. Yeah. Clip 15.

This is him giving money away to an East stripper that'll take it. Oh, you mean Dr. Steve? Yeah. Then we go out to the strip club and this girl's giving me a lap dance and she's like, I'm really horny tonight. I'm like, yeah, bitch, sure, sure. Sure, you're fucking funny. I'm sure they all say that to get you to spend that. I'm like, yeah, I'm sure they all say out there you're fucking morning. I'm sure and they all say that to get you to spend that But I'm like yeah, I'm sure they all say out there. You're horny. She's like no, I'm for real and she's like look I'll go take my panties off and I'll switch into something that's not so restrictive like these strip out fits

I guess fit really tight so you can't do what we were about to do I'm like oh she's serious. Okay. Okay. So we get caught. Fuck it. We get caught in the middle of it in the champagne room. This bitch comes in. She walks in like just wandering in. Can I get you anything? And like we're mid fuck. Like no, bitch, do I look like I need something right now I'm getting what I need.

Get outta here trying to bring me a goddamn drink right now. Fuck. I wanna put it out there right now. If you are a server at a strip club, yes I do need a drink. Can you please come back to the chat bedroom with my course light? Did I have to? Absolutely. He's mad about that. I'd be like, yeah, actually, if you give me

another cocktail, that'd be great because I'm fucking getting later. I'd be awesome. I need to rehydrate. Yeah, I'm gonna let it a cigarette. A couple lines. That'd be great. Right. Jesus. The most believable story. Yeah. Right. He's telling everyone, they're a bitch. Fuck you. Bitch. Fuck you. I don't know about buying any of them. I'm trying to figure out what's going on in his football game. He's down 17 to seven. I got it minus three. Fuck.

Eclipse 16, it's just further humiliation. Jerry, I always having to pay for sex. You know, I was a frequent masturbator. I mean, I'm used to put my dick away in a half second Like wasn't it the joke I was making earlier and it's like he literally does say that Guys the vast I forget how much I love Jerry, you know I bet I was a frequent masturbator I mean I'm used to put my dick away in a half second like oh, shit Like my roommate in college one time I mean, I'm used to putting my dick away in a half second. Like, oh shit!

Like my roommate in college one time. I would put the closet doors open so that you couldn't directly open the door. Because otherwise, you'd see me there, like, but I'd open both the closet doors so that when you came in, when you open those closet doors as you ever come out.

Ha ha ha. When you came in, the you open those closet doors as you ever come out? Ha ha ha ha. When you came in, the closet doors was banged and I have like a half second and put my dick away. So this motherfucker cuts class short one day. Because I knew his class schedule. I'm like, OK, he's got class from 9 to 11 on the other side of campus. That gives me two hours to beat my meat.

Like it owes me money. So I knew exactly when I could beat my meat because my fucker cuz class short one day comes banging in why is my closet open I you know of course I had to lie I said some lie you know you should just you should just tell the truth about this shit damn it I can't tell you why right now, but if you watch the internet in 20 years, I'll be explained. You know, you shouldn't tell the truth about this. You should not admit any of these things. This is live on the internet. This is, it started to sound a little bit hack to me and contrived.

I don't know. I bought the whole stripper thing story, but this story just sounds like I know I have nine to eleven to jerk off I think it's done by 902 and let's fucking right move out with your day Okay, well this is a man that wants to give you advice he wants you to give him money to give you advice right That's true and his good advice is raw dog strippers This stripper was awesome. She fucked a shit out of me Right, that's true. And his good advice is raw dog strippers. This stripper was awesome. She fucked the shit out of me. And yeah, we were not safe, not of that shit.

Just bang. Not even worried about it. YOLO! You should be! That's the one time you should really be concerned. Yeah, give Jerry money. His advice will be YOLO. This guy's a motivational concerned. Yeah, if Jerry money is, advice will be yellow. This guy's a motivational speaker.

Is that what his job is? He's right, I forgot about that. He's talking about fucking strippers, raw dog. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Could you imagine the negotiation process? Yeah, it's like $1,000 and it sounds like a lot. Oh, you don't have the money, honey?

Oh, no, I got it right here. Yeah. I'm going gonna go change my panties. You go to the ATM. I'll meet you in the champagne room. Okay, but then for some reason, the strippers were turned off by Jerry. What? That's shocking. I don't know why the fuck I did this. Hmm, it's shocking. I don't know why the fuck I did this I don't know why did this But I asked her I'm like I'm figuring oh she's

You know she's a stripper she must have has some sexual abuse or something So I asked her I'm like were you ever raped or molested and yeah She she's like yeah, this guy's a pick-up artist What's your favorite food? We were raped She's like yeah when I was 16. I'm like Yeah, and then for some reason she left right after that And I'm like what the fuck do I do? What do I do? I don't get it.

And then I realize, oh, yeah, maybe right before sex is not a good time to try and play therapist. There's never a good time to talk to a woman about her getting raped at 16. Oh, you're real loose Why is that is it because of the illustration in rape? Well, you're making a lot of bad decisions in life is there something that maybe brought that all on you want to talk about it right now and you're dry So then really this is all laying the groundwork to him being sober.

Because this is just like why he decided to become sober because all of these things were maybe not such a great idea. And he's just like, oh well, I had a really good idea. Okay. But then it maybe went downhill. So I go into my A-A meeting and I'm seeing girls because where I lived in Sarasota and where the meeting was, I'd often drive by some of the hookers walking down the street. And there'd be some beautiful hookers walking down the street.

And my mind would just go off like, man, I want to have much this bitch cost. And like that, like that's the best fucking thing I could do with my day. Like I'm happily married I have a child on the way. I have a wife that's having sex with me and my mind's like hmm. It's Tuesday afternoon You know what would be fun? Is to pick a bitch up off the street? It's a dick sock and then shoot yourself afterwards That'd be fucking great

yourself afterwards because you feel so bad. That'd be fucking great. What now? It's got all the answers. We had me up to a point. I was like I'm getting laid by my wife and I'm getting blown by a prostitute. But you know, maybe don't kill yourself and that everything we are right. Oh, I did not see that coming. Right. But you got to have the key to a successful relationship, Carl, is having the right tools. I'll sex is a way to connect and deepen your relationship with your partner. Like my wife was sick a couple of days ago. I mean, sick like laying in bed rest and most of the day.

And I'm like, look look it's been three days I want to fuck you know you don't have to do anything just just lay there and receive And I've learned Right beforehand. She's like you're the most selfish person. I know So my wife's giving birth to our child is like right towards I'm like hey, let's fuck She's like oh, I'm not the mood. I'm like, come on, you have to do anything So let me check up into vagina. It's a problem. God Jerry is a keeper. Oh Yeah, thank you. That was amazing. It is wife. Wow. Well, I guess there's some videos now

Where his wife is making appearances? Yeah, yeah, she's showing up. Is she pointing the gun to the back of his head? Yeah, we're gonna have to... Keep introducing Jerry Beck into the show, because... Thank you, Andy. Andy's brother Joe, keeping Jerry Bannfield relevant and you're right. We should be doing that more often.

Very well done. What have we done today? We've done it all which I'm with a recon podcast leather men and rubber men Skating all over the place. The one thing there are and it will never wear as a rubber though. I run it Yeah, that is a right. It's got a funny Stuntary John has a lot of things bugging him about award shows in Hollywood and by the way headcock roaches a bunch of them one time one day. Why happen to be podcasting? I'm new to never since. The great Johnny Russo joined the shout out of a cannon to tell us some stories about

Arty Leg and Suthering John. No agenda shout out. Thank you very much to Maxwell. Patrick Michaels got a brand new podcast called broken talk Jerry bandfield has lost his God for a second mind. So you know what that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP. It sounds like this. We're doing it. It's Sunday, November 28, 2021 and I've got... 13 guests. Somebody in the audience just made the loudest belch.

Are the Animaniacs here? The way I see it, there's two kinds of kids in the world. Kids who like Animaniacs and kids who don't like Animaniacs. You're either with us or you're against us. So which are you? Oh, well, apparently I... I... don't not get him any yet. Neither do we. Oh, thank you, Jesus. All right, yes, this is Doug Love's movie.

Oh, I suggested from Mike Doug Bansney, familiar with the show, right? I know of the show. I don't, I don't listen to it. I saw him do a wife taping of it with two guys from Weezer. Yeah. And the Weezer cruise.

Whoa. Before it was, it's critical. And we're even surprised. And I like Doug Benson. Yeah, I like Doug Benson. I'm interested in the hero, the way you think about it. Yeah, we'll be doing that and some other stuff too. That's not the only thing we're going to be doing next week.

What? Showing us a cat next week. And anything you want to plug, my friend, thank you for coming over. Oh, yeah, sure. I'll be selling some second hand baby blue wrestling singlets online if anybody's interested. If any hasn't bought them all yet, all right.

Please join us again next week at Mype D'Am. So we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. And now the show is called right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone.

What is that, drop? Internet news. That was guys we like to fuck, I think. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was one of the early shows that we've got. Great show. Great show. That's just so, so good. Well, they were talking about an HBO show they liked.

And they're like, oh, did you watch the new episode of Bala? They're like, oh, yeah, great show. Great job, everyone. It was just a bizarre thing I became. I think people are wonder sometimes about where these drops come from. I know. I think it's guys we fought.

That's one I wonder about. Yeah, bonus episode coming up. Who are these drops? Yeah. They did that on the how it's turned show once. I remember. Yeah, it's all this episode coming up. Who are these guys? Oh, he is. Yeah. They did that on the how it's turned show once. I remember. Yeah.

They're like Robin. What do you think this is from? She didn't know any of the show. Yeah. And on his on his story, it's out. It's not that interesting. And we're not going to do that. I'm sorry I brought it up.

Fff. Internet. Internet. New big story this week is Vinnie's landslide victory in last week's pod luck competition. Let's go to the show's subreddit for expert opinions. Gangrenestly leads with Vinny brought a machine gun to a knife fight. The Phantom Dennis writes,

I was going to vote for Carl but when Vinny reminded me right at the end that he brought Tom Myers, that sealed the deal for me. Vinny Winnie. This guy rye 420 reports, Tom Myers was the worst, however, Croge was hilarious in his hatred so he got my vote. Fix it 403 adds, every time Tom Myers talks, I catch myself making a face like I just smell the fart. Corgan Art says, I like the recurring Tom Myers segments.

If there was a stona chick segment, I would skip it. While I think he didn't bring the worst, Vinnie's presentation was fantastic. Gigi Gilman requests, once again, I ask that one of Jeff Heisen's forced laughs be used as a drop on WATP in response to particularly unfunny moments from bad podcasts. There's something horribly dry and papery about Heisen's. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha hyzons. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Getty Lee's thumb chimes in with Tom Myers, the comedy equivalent of Christian Rock. Only nowhere near is funny. Andy rules posts. I don't have anything to say except Carl is the worst. Oh I almost forgot.

He also has club feet, looks like a weasel, and has cusseros. Imaginary shine comments. I wish I could smile talk as good as Carl. Also, I wish I was obsessed with Stuttering John and OP and other shock jocks from 20 years ago. Algorithm 101 writes, I liked this episode. Good job, homos, where the moms at, had my vote. Greek Tiff Wonders. Carl, can you explain why Croj is yelling?

It's Sunday! People want to chill out and listen to stuff on in the background. I'm sitting here by the pool reading Tidkazinski's Manifesto and this fucking guy is stressing me out with his yelling. Please tell him to smoke a dude before getting on the show, it's exhausting. And fat ass tight pants plays us out with, stop being an R word. ["Refuse, Reveal, Reveal, Reveal."

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Do you want to fall? Okay, read it. Okay, so it starts with, and this is not, hold on. Let me, let me preface it with Carl, you're not allowed to guess. Okay. Okay, but it's, uh, and this is not a pot pie that I recognize. I've never seen a pot pie that looks like this ever in my life. The only kind that I've seen is the kind that comes out of the freezer and you put them in the oven for a while and they're hot as shit and frozen. But apparently this is comforting. They're not comforting to me. It was almost like any time you were having them, I'd rather eat burnt toast.

This is what the fuck is happening? So what the fuck is happening? I'm sorry, and he just got here. So what Vic has done is she's pulled a clip from a podcast that we like to listen to. And she's reading it to us. We got to figure out who set it and then we're going to play the clip.

Oh, okay. Patrick Mike. Yeah, producer Cress. Yeah, I think we might have stolen your thunder with us on say. And this is not a pot pie that I recognize. I've never seen a pot pie that looks like this ever in my life. The only kind I've ever seen are the kind that come out of the freezer

and you put them in the oven for a while. And they're fucking hot as shit and also frozen. But apparently this is comforting. They were never comforting to me. It was almost like every time I knew that we were having them, I would rather eat burnt toast. I'd like to make fun of Patrick Michael, but when I was growing up, my mom would buy those fucking pot pies too.

Those frozen ones are garbage. I hate it. That's shit. I'm. Were you never made a fresh one in your life? I don't think so. They serve that in the Navy. No.

My mom used to make it. Are you fucking were you born in Rochester? I was. And my mom wasn't trying to fatten up my Japanese stepfather's out. I've heard a little different, things were a little different where I come from. Do you have any reviews that you want to read to us? I do. I have like five.

Oh, wow, okay. This first one is not good enough to make your own content see slander others. Review of L-P-O-T-L is a joke. L-O-W-W-Wait, what was that? Last podcast on the left. Oh, we still have those people finding it. That's definitely a one-star. Right, yeah.

That is a one-star. Yeah, cry, babies. This one is sad, angry men. If you want to listen to a bunch of in-cells make the world a worse place this podcast is for you. All right, well, it's good point one star. Make a subsets. Yes. One star. So you kind of came with way too many five stars last week. It was jarring. He couldn't help it. It's a great show. I know. And I was just like, there's no one stars here. They all are here there.

This next one is mixed feelings. It says mixed feelings. Fuck you. I'll go with three. Yeah. I think that might be a three star. It is a three. Yeah.

Makes a lot of sense. Awesome. This one is old mid-wind, oh, Jesus midwest dorks with a soundboard Reviewing podcast as if there wasn't already a system in place to review podcasts What are you talking about? All right The one star what Come on the person doesn't understand that what're actually trying to put our actual reviews of podcast.

I can just look at the star rating guys. You're wasting your time. Feel bad for people that show up here really looking for quality reviews. Right. Of a podcast. Should I check out this Doug Blum's movies? It sounds like a fun show. Comedians up here.

My mother-in-law going, what's this podcasting thing all about? Eric Nagel sent me a fun show that we got to check out. It's legitimately a podcast review podcast, but it's done by people who are like in the entertainment business. So it's all over the top like gushing over. Oh, you got to check out this show. It's so great. I've never heard of something more up at own ass. Look how fuck This last one is no not good That is a five-star Back that's a pretty funny one. All right. Let's check out some voicemail. Shall we? Hey car. I was on call you. you know, I listen to the acts of

Toaps Christmas album. It has 20 minutes of brilliance, 20 minutes of, 20 minutes of music, 20 minutes, 20 minutes. Isn't that long? You know, I was at the Christmas music for you, sir. Whatever, that's like a, uh, god sick term with no commercials and do it. Anyway, the point is, the Iced-A-Telps have a Christmas album that you can stream anywhere, you stream music.

And if you're in the Rochester, Western New York area and you want to check out our Christmas show, it is Saturday the 11th at Photo City Music Hall, our big annual Iced-A-Telps Christmas show. Check that out. Also, if you don't know what you're gonna get for Christmas, like maybe you have a girlfriend or a mom or someone who's just like, just tell me what you want. Send them a link to the Who Are These Podcast merchandise store and say, what the leggings? The hoodie looks good. The hoodie looks good.

This is a nice hoodie. Carl's wearing the hoodie right now. He's sported my own merch right now. Cool like that. You don't have to steal like, buy your own. Yeah. You like, I'm going to go, he's a co-host. I'm like, you can buy your own, Andy.

I'm going to give you a discount on it. Boy, all right. This next, I'm going to wait for Chris to come back to play that one. Oh, all right. What's this one for you, Vic? So the Buccokey Queen sentik and her husband matching butt plugs. I was going to say that seems pretty disrespectful,

but actually in today's military, that sounds about right. That's sort of things probably standard issue by now. Maybe Mr. Bik can chime in and let us know where butt play fits into the current Marine Corps training regimen. Does it come before or after the mandatory CRT classes? And how often do you raise the transprized flag as if you're on the stand to view a Jima? Anyway, just wondering. Let me know. All right, bye. Sounds like this guy has some political views. He wanted to do Express. This is a couple. Just a couple there. So is that standard in the Marines then to have a butt plug? Not you guys. I think they're putting it in next year after they

force everyone to get LGBTQ tattoos. Nice. See, you can put it in that massive a tattoo you have on your thigh. Don't even see it. That's why she did that. She's playing the log game. The military issue butt plug is a 50-cal bullet, right? Sorry. She's in a squad on how it's your round. By the way, I have to say, so Mintcella did a new illustration

of Vic, it's up on our Patreon. And she did an amazing job with your tattoo, recreating that. Yeah. It's pretty impressive. Oh, she went in. Like it looks pretty much just like it is on the body. Yeah, I mean, she exaggerated the boobs

and made you look way higher than you actually are, but the tattoo is actually spot- I don't want it to actually look like. Speaking of sipping for Vic vick here's a guy who's sipping for both vick and Casey and I kind of agree with this guy. Apologies Mr. Hanberger but I have to do a follow-up to everybody on the reddit on the voicemail which is who she is and vicks so cruel. whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo You can like post our wet titties on your Patreon and we aren't gonna ask money for it What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you all the idiots that just fucking just go for free?

Do you want but who we to call back? Do you want but hold we to call back? Cuz I'd rather have Vic who compared all the other talk suckers that I just left a voice for she's at least funny and that's sayin a lot cuz it's a woman Take care of our own hell care, Carl, I'm Hill Himmer. All right, I'm Himmer Grigorgette. I gotta make some fucking points. He made some pretty good points. Like, yeah, what do you guys want? There's wet titties on their page now. What do you want?

What do you want? Wet titties are no titties. No, hey, does your option. Or our titties. Yeah. Dude titties. I don't know how right he was though. He did call me funny.

I wanna go that far. I was surprised by that one. That's why I mentioned he was though. He did call me funny. I wouldn't go that far. I was surprised by that one That's why I mentioned he was sipping for you a little bit It's all good last week. We had a show that was a competition It was myself Kroge Vinnie. We all brought a podcast and then people voted for it on our sub-rata Yes, I would like to leave One vote for Kro and his part cast of choice

i would also like to leave a negative vote for uh... vinyne and his ask uh... his act podcast whatever that was because he brought it again with an idiot you know i think program for the win

i wish that were true sir unfortunately Unfortunately, many has over 50% of the fucking vote he's gonna win the cash prize. Yeah, I know it's annoying. It's bullshit. It brings Tom Myers. And of course he's gonna win time irons in the world. What is he gonna do? Bring Tom Myers for worse of the year again too. He might watch out. Lazy mother fucker. He'll bring the creep off. It'd be funny if for worse worse in the year as all the same clips from just two weeks ago. Remember this one happened in the early December? Like yes.

We're all right here. Of course you remember it. All right. Remember our old intro music, Andy? Yeah. What's up, Carl? Literally every week. I expect to hear who are these back and WATP but I have no idea

if everything on the gun come back. Am I not? Am I not? I don't know. It could be short, short-handed, it could be life to be like a short intro. I could even be as adapted to be a little bit more punchy. I don't know. Who knows? Anyway, I just wanted to say I miss it. I used to love it. I still do. Like miss that that that version, man. I hope you said you're drugs. Hope you had a good day, Steven, bro. I did. You're so. Bye. I know the answer to this question. Bye.

Bye. What's the answer, Andy? This motherfucker is not a Patreon subscriber. We're rocked. It's on all of our Patreon only episodes. We still use the old themes on it. And on our videos that I put out on YouTube, I use this. Who are these podcasts?

WHOHDP. Shorten to the point. Here you go. But yeah, sir, if you want to hear the theme song, sign up for our Patreon and the exclusive bonus episodes, I mention every episode out here. We can't shut up about it. I know. I'll have our old theme song on there because people who will subscribe will put up with that. Come to a live show. Maybe you'll hear it. I know. I'll have our old theme song on there because people who subscribe will put up with that. Come to a live show. Maybe you'll hear it. Yeah, we get to announce live shows soon. We're planning on another live show

coming up. This one's gonna be at VIX dorm. Should be a lot of fun. Seedig will be limited. Who are these courtmasters? Marshall and Marshall. Oh, okay. Oh, this guy's funny. So he called it a bunch of times. And he's trying to do a parody to let it be with WATP. Now, let it be his three syllables. WATP is five. So tough. But whatever. You know, it's, it could be fun. So he calls it a bunch of times. This is like the third or fourth. When I fire up my car and I'm listening to a podcast in my car, my wife says, please oh God, don't let it be W-H-P. And I put it on

put it on you know I've actually determined this isn't funny delete I'm very sorry for wasting your time this does not corny it doesn't say anything about friends that apologize about this this is a technicality here and uh... yeah fine this is a thing that was known as punching out on the open anthem show. When you'd have a call and you realize it's not going well, you just go punching out and hang out like that. We should incorporate that into the voice.

Or J. A gym room, old gym room shows. Like pull the rip cord out. Pull the rip cord on that one. If you had not qualified with what the fuck he was going for there, I never would have known. Well, thank God the discord is here to remind me that WATP is If you had not qualified with what the fuck he was going for there, I never would have known. Well, thank God the Discord is here to remind me that WATP is six syllables, not five.

Guess I counted that wrong, didn't I? Thanks guys. Luzah. Thanks, Sir Ben Rose. She's the best. Can't get anything right. I have to admit, I counted it too. This next boy smells a brilliant idea.

Hey, Carl. Good episode last week, buddy. I think the laver you get and actually bring in some real talent like Kroge and the very, very, very, very fat, fat Vinny, the show just gets better, you know. I take another step further next week and add Andy into the mix as well. And you just, you kind of slowly phase out a little bit there, but, you know, talk about some trucker sketch yet next week with Amy. So good job buddy. Anyway, maybe we'll forget to see the past to throw your shitty ass bills. And also if Bukaki Queen ever needs a towel guy, I'm totally game. Don't call me back. That's not a bad idea. Facing myself out of the show. I like it. If people like the episode, it's a time of me.

Carl, I checked out the Mathsodon Opetz show in Austin a week or so ago. Nice. And Mathsodon was fantastic. O fantastic opus fired the drummer got rid of accident i don't know even listen to these guys if you don't fuck you they replace them though some bullshit shit drummers and do you think i can suck any session drummer including producer chris your your your isotopes drummer would have been a better drummer than this motherfucker we're in the whole fucking show

always talking about Schumer would have been a better drummer than this motherfucker. We're in the whole fucking shelf Anyways talking back Well our drummer is Admiral awesome not producer Chris and he is a phenomenal percussion. Yeah So I think that he would actually work out pretty well being upgrade guys I have one more voicemail that I want to play and I'm just gonna preface this by saying I'll probably pull this out and post And I want to get you guys take I whether or not this should end up in the show. Because it's a little on the racist side. I think it'll be funny if you left all this in, but then just cut the clip. Maybe I'll just pull the punchline out, buzz. I mean, I mean, stupid bad joke. Just a stupid bad joke.

Let's take it out and buzz. Vic, thank you so much for coming on. We'll try your game again. It was unfortunate that I covered the new episode where he talks about comfort food because it kind of gave it away. I know. And I walked in in the middle and didn't know what the setup was. Yeah, but you're usually out of it.

That part actually was on Brains. The most entertaining part of the brand for you. And it's like, what's going on? I don't want to discourage Vic from bringing bits to the show. Vic, have I congratulated you on your marriage yet? Uh, I'm no clue. You got married and then you came on our show and I didn't know that you had just gotten married. I thought you were waiting until later this

month and then I never talked to you about that but what was the reasoning behind having the marriage before the wedding? That way I don't have to fucking live in the barracks when I get to Virginia next month. Okay, I knew it. Is that Vic Jr.? I love it. I knew it. Oh my god, no. I knew it.

Vic Jr. VR. VR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Jesus.