Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep289 - Misery Loves Company

Episode Date: December 12, 2021

Kevin Brennan (a grumpy comedian) talks to Owen Benjamin (a grumpier comedian) about how comedy sucks. Well, not their comedy, just everyone else's comedy. Finally, two guys ready to take PC culture down! Adam Hughes joins the show to set the all-time record for saying the c-word on WATP. We also chat about Brother Martin, Stuttering John's apartment, and Opie's street sweeper. Check out Soul Psych's music: http://soulpsych.bandcamp.com/ Check out Adam's show: https://www.youtube.com/c/HughezyEntertainment Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Kevin Brennan. And the reason why we picked this specific episode is because his guest is a man named Owen Benjamin, who I don't think we've ever talked about who are these podcasts before. Yeah, the thing about this episode that was very disappointed

is it's like, do you ever get when you hear that Anthony Krumia is having like Jim Florentine or Nick DePaul one? Yeah. And immediately you say, oh, yes, this is going to be hilarious. I'm going to kick back, take my little shoes off, hold my posies, got all nice and snug with some lovely delicious cocoa, and I'm going to enjoy the laughter. Well, unfortunately, in this episode, Kevin Brandon, he's a very funny guy. Yeah. Oh, and Benjamin, also very funny guy, yet they produced a very unfunny episode and it's unfair. And some of the stuff that Oh, and Benjamin said was so bad shit, crazy, that even Stuttering John would roll his eyes, giga, giga.

Yeah, so Owen Benjamin, people don't know, is this comedian who kind of decided to go really religious and alt-right, and he's like off the grid, he lives on a farm somewhere in Idaho, and he like, we've got LA and changed his whole lifestyle. And now instead of telling jokes and being funny, he likes to complain that other people steal his jokes and that the establishment is out to ruin his life. Which listen, there's truth to this, don't get me wrong. I think Owen has a reason to

have a gripe, but he doesn't sound like he's doing well. He's not having fun with life. And even though he acts like he's got it I'll figure it out anytime you hear him talk. He sounds like he's pretty fucking miserable. I don't know what your Assessment was of that. Yeah, and I love how the guy he's talking about you know moral values and people moved his place called Idaho I mean get it. I got it. Yeah That's a good one. I saw I saw a really funny t-shirt that said, I know you know, which I, I still laugh and have that one. Pretty good stuff.

That in public. All right. So, oh, it starts off this show talking about how people, and specifically Dave Chappell, it's a lot about Dave Chappell stealing his jokes, but he talks about how Dave Chappelle stole his Caitlin Jenner bit. He was doing it long before this latest Chappelle special. Now they have all this fake virtue of like, oh, we got to stand up for free speech. It's time to mock Caitlin Jenner. I'm like, bitch, I did that while it was happening. Whoa. He was mocking Caitlin Jenner while Caitlin was getting his dick cut off. Good for him. I think South Park was too. I'm not mistaken, but what do I know? The old Benjamin actually went into the operating room and did a couple of minutes. Worked the crime. He did five. He did a pipe on it while the cock was gonna rip off. Been a crime work. What you just said, so where you from when you come from? Some of that guys, Cunt. Yeah. You called that a cunt. Yeah.

Even four minutes on that promise alone, it was great. Yeah. Hey, Dr. You think you're going to crop job? You should make my wife. Oh, no respect at all. She wants to rip my balls off, but I won't let her. Yeah. What do you have a clip? Maybe this sums up the show or something you wanted to point out here? Well, it's just funny that you mentioned the Dave Chappelle thing because Benjamin was off on these crazy rants about how Dave Chappelle ripped them off. And at number three, Eclipse three, he was off on this rant by Dave Chappelle, which he then literally in the middle of the sentence, this is not added. You can go find it over on the Kevin Brown

and official YouTube channel. This is a genuine clip where right in the middle of the sentence, Owen Benjamin composed Dave Chappelle to Inel Sex. Dude, guess what? I did a documentary in 2014, a stand-up documentary. I guess what it was called? Sticks and Stones. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. He's going to end up stealing my bike, dude.

I got to lock up my bike. That's a funny, wild character. Wait, you got a Sticks and Stones in 2014? Yeah, it was called St sticks and stones. It was a documentary about stand-up comedy that I did. And it got, you know, 500, 800,000 views on YouTube before they deleted my channel.

And it's like, so he's done. Have you guys crossed paths very much? No, to me, he always seemed like that autistic guy that wanted to be left alone. So I didn't really care what it's like. He could have seen you. He could be easy. I mean, he could easily be aware of you in terms of like he's seen you at a comedy club, right? Well, I do it, at least a two hour stream every day. So yeah, he also talked about old school

gaze versus the new gaze and he even used like going hard in the paint, like all these phrases, I'm like, dude, are you like bike thief bear? You know, cause, cause it's like, and that's a cool thing about knowing what celebrity really is. You know, I'm not envious of celebrities. Like I'll make fun of Joe Rogan and all these people and they're like, you're just jealous. I'm like, dude, a fucking midget that looks like a thumb. I'm jealous of

dudes that have like a 2000 acre farm and like 10 generations of family and the ability to make their own diesel engines. Like I do have, like I know the feeling of saying must be nice to somebody, but it's definitely not these hack comedians that are going to go up and take their award from the devil, literally like a satanic trophy and be like, yeah, this is proof that I can overcome. All right, this is where he starts to lose me a little bit when he gets into his Satan stuff. He gets real religious like Grammys are satanic trophies. Okay, I mean, Grammys aren't great, but I don't know if they're pure evil.

With just this heads up to the listeners, that is nothing compared to what will be played later. Okay, I'll keep it going there. I'm like, dude, you made $60 million this year stealing shit from a dude in a barn. All right, he's leading a little bit too heavy into the fact that Dave Chappelle Stole's entire act. Dave Chappelle is the most prolific standup right now. He's done more specials, he's got hours and hours of material. Yes, there will be times when he comes over the joke with the same premise that somebody else came up with.

And maybe he did steal stuff from Owen Benjamin, who might have say, but Owen's acting like he just stole Owen's entire routine and won the Grammy for. It's like, well, the guy obviously knows was, he knows how to write a joke. He's not just ripping other people off all the time. Yeah. And don't you find it strange that the biggest comedian in the world

is the guy who's ripping these people off. Wouldn't be sum up and come or some fuck, fuck, Pacia's shit, can't like, Stuttering John, who's hilarious by the way. I know great bitch. You're, you're a Stuttering John. He's really by the way, I know great, but you're, you're Stuttering John's really coming around. There he is.

Yeah. Yeah. My son got a sense change. He's, oh, Benjamin let me off. Overcom like you're, like you're gay. It's the same with like, like talent famous. That's what's so cool. You do that because I say the same thing about the gay stuff because people are like, oh, do you hate the gays? I'm like, I don't hate any gays. I'm like,

you're being disingenuous. If you pretend that anal sex is healthy, like, that you don't end up in a pair of depends diapers. Wait a second, do you have to be gay to have anal sex? What's he talking about? Not based on the footage I'm saying. Yeah, exactly exactly this is him. So in his rant, talking about a joke being copied, he's gone after Joe Rogan Netflix. He's spoken about his respect for lumberjacks and like gay people are having sex. Yeah, this gets ridiculous right here. Wondering why you never had to, you know, I'm like, that's insane to me. Like it's an act of hatred to like pretend that that's totally fine. Like to roared weight around in a parade, take an MDMA and banging each other behind a dumpster is like classically unhealthy behavior. And like, you know, I used to like hook up with a lot of chicks and looking back,

I would tell myself that that's unhealthy behavior. It's not that I have any problem with like gay people. It's just like you make fun of crazy behavior. And so when people just immediately say, oh, you're just jealous of your power, you just hate this group. I'm like, obviously that's not it. Oh, and try to be funny at a certain point. So he's literally thinks that all gay people roared blade around while high in a parade and then fuck dudes be had a dumpster. They all do fuck guys be had a dumpster, but roller blade and a parade. That's only a percentage of gay guys who do

that. Some have skitboards. Yes, some have scooters. There's there's a variety. But the thing is like, and I do like Owen Benjamin, but that's not an answer to a question. That's a lunatic rant. It's problem with the joke being stolen. This is Joe Rogan looks like a thumb and gay people have loose inuses. I love it. Like this is an almost two hour long show and Kevin doesn't get a lot of words in on this one.

It's mostly Owen going off on these crazy rants. And this is what I thought was hilarious because Owen Benjamin obviously is ripping on Jews but then taking credit for what good that's doing to the world. I've gotten more people to not blame Jews for their problems than anyone I know. By making fun of them and then explaining

that they're not doing anything to you. So he's like, he's like, look at how good I'm doing. I'm letting people know that you started running the world. They're a couple of assholes. See? Isn't that great? My comedy is changing hearts and minds. But the thing he went on to say a lot more crazy wild shit. Like, if you've got a, let me see what's the number clip sex line though. Yeah. This was a perfect example of how high,

like this is what's so disappointing is it's supposed to be a comedy show. But clip sex is the shit that we start getting. A lot of women are moms and wives and a lot of women that are in that rat race want to be out. They hate it. You know, like women have to be on pills

to not want to kill themselves because they're like 60 hours a week and then all they can do is drink and hang out with gay guys. It's like, first of all, I want to say that is not what women's lifestyle is. If it were, I'd be pretty envious. Just drinking, hey, guys, and working all the time. But listen, I've worked with a lot of women. None of them work 60 hours a week. Yeah, that's not a thing.

I'm also, where are these women getting the permission to leave the house? Right. Do they have permission to hang out with their gay friends? I would hope not. What's fucking word is this? Wizard living? Get back to work. There's e-bals to answer. And then God forbid they get pregnant, they kill it. You know, it's like these are horrible things that these women go through. And it's like, are we going to pretend that that's good, feminine nature? Just like men aren't supposed to breastfeed and be super materialistic and be super submissive and cocked and sensitive. No, it makes fucking psychos. And so, you know, the mouse utopia experiment,

people can look at the shit up. Everyone wants to talk about science. They took like 500 mice, gave them an urban environment, gave them all the food they could possibly want, and their population shoots up, within two generations, they became cannibals and gay and they were all dead. All right, so I looked at this op,

and I'm here, did you look up the mouse utopia experiment? Vity chess. Shockingly no. Okay, because I thought it was added in two generations, all the mice became gay. I'm like, were they sucking each other off? Like, how do you know if a mouse is gay? What does that even mean?

So Owen's making that part up. They did stop procreating. They just lost the urge to have sex. But it doesn't mean that they were jerking each of their friends off in the corner of the place. But if all mice turn gay, then why is there still mice? They days fucking mice quizz. They're donating sperm,, stick it and fucking tick mice, who are cunts, then make them babies. They did actually all die off.

They gave all of these mice, all of the food they could ever need. And the mice ended up like being antisocial and turning each other and fighting and they all died off because they stopped procreating. Now what's crazy about this is that he's acting like, and if that happens to people, the same thing will happen, they're fucking mice. Yeah, it's a little different.

But the thing about it, because it's not just Kevin, it's not just Owen Benjamin, he's going off in these rounds. Kevin Brennan, who I'm a big fan of, but he's also one of these guys who really, really remember stories that is like and and the end of the story. I had the last laugh. So in clip two here, it's a two-minute

clip. He starts talking about how he texted Dave Chappelle. A criticism. Yeah. I remember that. The thing about this clip, this hilarious, Kevin says what he texted to him, then as he goes on, the text gets longer and longer and changes every time, which makes me think it didn't happen. You would be exaggerating a bit on this one. Well, it's weird that Chappelle gets some, I mean, it just, I don't even know if this is your point or if it's my point, but like the comics will literally gravitate towards anybody

who's the most popular, whether it's Rogan or Chappelle. And they'll just, even if he's wrong, like I sent Chella text after he won the Emmy, I think in 2020, he won an Emmy and he did his speech about, you know, critics. This is a learning, this is a learning, what do you call that? Learning principle for, what do you call that, Adam? Learning experience, teachable moment. Yeah, this is a teachable moment for you critics because they were going to have to him because I was when he first started doing trans jokes, you know.

So I sent him a text. I go, I go, you're an entitled Conte. All right. So right there, he's sending a text of Dave Chappelle call. I'm an entitled Conte. I think you're going to be locked with that one. But okay, let's do. You're holding the fucking statue. You're literally. No, and also, also, also, this special is called sticks and stones. And you can't take, you can't take a little feet pushback from the critics because he was saying it's a teachable moment for the critics because they didn't like it. I was like, your special is called sticks and stones, but like literally if the guy gets big enough, nobody tells them anything.

Nobody tells them anything about anything like, nobody in his camp, none of his friends. Oh, thank God we have Kevin to do this for us. Everyone's so afraid of him. That he just goes around to say stupid shit. I'm like, you're a fucking clown. I go, people, this has been in the heart of the pandemic. I go, people don't have a job.

And you're bitching about critics, when your specials call sticks and stones, he goes, oh, yeah, I knew they were going to, and whenever I texted him before, he never got back to me. He got back to me in four minutes when I texted this, call them a fucking bitch. So, uh, dude, uh, it's like, guess what? At the teachable moment for all the listeners out there, if you want to get some attention, I mean, I'm just going to be a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit

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of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more I guess someone in my camp should have told me I should have called sticks and stones as I'm gonna get mad at the critics Kevin's really taking a lot of credit for his tax there, isn't it? Yeah, that's it. Can you imagine I this is my think that story speak the Dave should pale a would even have the same phone number All these years later and the Kevin friends going hey, yeah, you're a con years later and the camera lens going, hey, you're a con. I want to do my show. Yeah, I know.

The only taxi said that there should be powers. Hey, can you please come out and miss real loves company? Yeah, your dumb con stop me in such a con. Yeah, you're a content. You're not funny. Come on, the show plays in the, you know, it's stuff like that. We're like, obviously, but one of the things I've got to give Kevin a little credit for is that the podcast episode was a very, had a much more serious tone than I think anybody thought it would off because yeah, like as I say, Kevin's hilarious,

on Benjamin's hilarious, but one of the things that I always find fantastic, and this happened a lot on the normal Donald show who's dead, by the way, he would do these bits. No one's even told me about that, really. Well, that's spoiler alert. Okay. He would do these bits on his podcast, and the guest, no one norms are comedian, we're immediately not gathered and give them nothing in return. And clip number nine is an example of how funny you want Benjamin is and then Kevin Brandon, just as they would call in the pro-restormer brother

no sales. I like your honesty about it because that is something people face, especially black dudes, especially when they see a bike they can just hop on. You know, like if they see an unlock bike, I mean, there are five kids don't have a dad because they're fucking on and then they'll find another bike and then another bike before you know it, they're in another state. Well, whoa, we're also going to Anthony Kumi, what just happened? How did they jump to that? They can't help themselves. It's like, why are we? White steel copper. You know, it's almost like drugs do different theft shit. Like why dudes do math and steel, bunch of up.

Yeah, that's this crap metal. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying, well, I just don't come in. But what do they do with it? What do they do with the metal? They sell it for more math. So you can crack crack. You still car stereos. Yeah, and bikes and bikes. Yeah. Yeah, it's so funny. That's why when I make fun of black steel and bikes, it's not like I'm I'm making a moral claim above them. I know that white theft is, you know, it's very real and it's about selling scrap copper, which, you know, I relate, I've never done that, but I relate more to that

than just the bike, like an unlocked kids bike when you're a grown man. Like, that's weird. So, wait, you get to, you go into someone's like empty house. How do you get the copper? Yeah, at a band, I've never done it. I'm not encouraging it. But let's say you know your way around piping and there's an abandoned house. You just go in there and you take all the copper pipes and you put it a little satchel and you sell it and then you get the money and you buy the meth. That black guy who got shot by those three guys in South Carolina when he was in the house. He was looking for like stuff to steal probably.

A hundred. Yeah, definitely. It's like, especially these days and it's only going to get more expensive. See. I see this totally differently than you do. And I'm, because I think the Kevin Bruns being deadpan and playing this straight in it's hilarious. I was laughing during this part.

It's like, what, what do they do? They steal copper. What? I get a vibe that sometimes comedians don't like it when the other comics do them well. Do you think so? I didn't think that all of Benjamin's rant about stealing Bice was all that funny to be out of spithio. I repeated it 50 dives, but I just see it get funnier. I think he did that because he's used to playing to a very devoted audience. And Brandon was getting a nothing, but Brandon would be like, but why? No. Why would a horse

go into a ball? So horses don't drink at a certain point because this is Kevin show He's trying to make it funny because Owens just going off on these crazy rants and Owens talking about The news is lying to you and all the shit that Owen Benjamin is gonna talk about so Kevin attempts to make this funny and it makes it It's very difficult for him. I love the news So I watch it, but I know people you love about it I just cuz it's fucking entertaining like all the shit people people give a lady gets pushing for this difficult for him. I love the news, so I watch it, but I know people you love about it. I just because it's fucking entertaining. Like all the shit people people give a lady gets pushing for the subway every day in New

York. It's fucking great. So you know, I think it's like true. Like, you can watch the news and not think that it's all true though, right? Like you watch it. Boy, it's entertaining. It's better than a fucking. I love it.

Oh, Benjamin's like, yeah, but you don't think the news is real. Do you just said he enjoys watching it because people jump in front of subway trains? He's making a fucking joke. Have a little bit of fun with that. And I'm so glad you played that bit because if we go to clip five and then clip seven right afterwards, at Kevin, as I say, like his show is hilarious. I don't listen to many podcasts. I do listen to Missy Loves Company. He tried to lighten the mood by doing a joke about women which which is clip five. Women are so strong and brave and it's like I watch Jeopardy with my wife because she likes watching Jeopardy. Women suck at Jeopardy and isn't that all

like information retaining information. So it's like women are so smart. Every guy, look, look it up, motherfuckers. Every guy that has a hot streak on jeopardy, they're always male, every invention, all the, everything's invented. It's other than spanks, everything that it's invented is invented by dude.

So it's like, the guy's literally pandered to the, because women are now like, especially at the New York clubs, women are saying, let's go out, they go out in groups, and you can literally see like, especially for the guy gay, if he's Mattel Land, they're like, oh, this guy, I wish he was our friend, we should go get mimosas with him. So yeah, but women are dumb cons.

And that's never, I mean, excluding our wives, of course. I'm just saying, it's like the fact that they think they're amazing because they make a little money now, it's unbelievable to me. So I did really appreciate that. I watched Jeopardy by wife. She doesn't know any of the answers. It's proof that women are dumb.

I thought that was great. But that's the thing. And. Again, I was going to have the Seinfeld theme planned underneath that. Yeah. I'm dedicated in the joke that just be it. Oh, before I don't expect that it's going to dedicate the show to all the tropes. But with all that talk about feminism, clip seven, I find hilarious because of course, Owen Benjamin, he does a live stream. He's got this big fan base. He was going off on the ramp the bike. Whitney Cummins, I think, I don't like that bitch anyway. I think she was like her face is melted. What are they saying? I was probably in this clip. She said she looks like a melted candle and apparently she has admitted to taking really hardcore drugs today with her depression issues. And while he's going off on the run, a reality kicks

in at number seven when Mrs. Benjamin turns up. And every female comic now, whenever she says like, I'm not going to have kids. All the women start clapping. And it's like, all right, all right, let's see what happens when you're 50 and you fucking mind where you're like, oh my God, I don't have anybody, what? Yeah, like, when he comes, he's brightening about that and then the next sentence, he's like,

and I'm on ketamine, so I don't kill myself. And people are like, oh my God, you're so brave. She literally takes ketamine. Oh Sorry, my family's can always kind of hear me. So I'm gonna stop talking about dog stuff ketamine dude But let me get closer Yeah, so anyway People his voice just went down 20 decibels.

That's the thing is like they women are dumb cunts, but they're also the bosses. Yeah, exactly. Like, well, you do really want to clean your own dishes car? Well, I actually thought that he had a pretty funny line when he was talking about this is Owen Benjamin's impression of what a New York comedy club is like. Like there's not, I'm not talking about like cucked New York clubs where everybody's sitting there like, do you have your vaccine card? Oh my God, make fun of Trump.

I'm going to kill myself. I think Owen's lost connection with reality. A little bit. I could be a rock when he says he doesn't watch the news and Kevin goes, well, then what do you watch? Like, how do you stay informed or what's going on? This was Owen Benjamin's response to that. I'm interested in weird shit.

I mean, I, uh, I'll stare at a fucking chicken for an hour. No one told me there was going to be boasting. All right. Yeah. The thing is if clip it that I have, it's, uh, it's, I call it bone Benjamin lies. And it really, I like the guy again, not just said again and again, but this is a guy who loves thinking of what he says. I'm not, I'm not narcissistic.

Okay. Yeah. He goes out and says Dave Chappelle ripped off my entire sat and that's why people like him. Everybody fucking rips me off. Everybody's fucking stupid. Everybody stealing my jokes. I'm not narcissistic. So I'll tell you what my experience, my first experience with Owen Benjamin was,

few years ago I was on the DICK show with Dick Masterson and Owen Benjamin was the guest before me. So I got to watch Owen Benjamin and he had his piano out and he's talking to Dick Masterson. And the very first thing, this is years ago, the very first thing he talked about with Dick was people ripping off his jokes. Yeah, my first joke that almost got me banned from Patreon was, I said, this is a while ago.

And then someone stole it, stole this joke and it went viral. And so then Patreon backed off because they're, they're cowards. But it was was the joke was that the me two movement always confused me because I'm 38 and in my world, that's not a hashtag. That's a pound sign. So people were saying pound me two over and over again. You came up with that. That was mine. That was I came up with that as soon as it came out as soon as it started happening. That joke that Owen just took credit for everyone thought of that Everyone knows the pound sign and it said pound me too that wasn't that impressive

That's why he thinks everyone's stealing from because he comes up with like obvious jokes that other people come up with and then he goes They're all stealing from me dude. You're not anywhere at the internet. How can people even steal your shit? We can't even fight it. I not on bitshoot all that often you know one day um bansman was just a set and done in a church and he thought you know what I'm gonna try something new so he got up on his legs and he called it banjo mining and suddenly they ripped them off and it was called standing by those Jews. The Jews did it. The Jews did it. The other thing that Owen likes to talk about

is the state of comedy today. Like I think comedy used to be a lot more fun. And now it's like, it just seems so controlled and gay. You know, well, I've been saying comedy is gay since 2018. Oh, and Benjamin, you stole that from me. I'm the comedy is gay guy. Yeah, I always start my sentences with the word well. So he's whipping me off. I think he is. That's for sure. But again, one Benjamin is known for his conspiracy theory.

Is this is not a word? Yeah, oh yeah. He's convinced that we did not win on the moon. He's got a whole bunch of things that he likes to talk about. Well, clip number 10. Sorry, I was a hilarious burp on the radio. I'm a wild man. Yeah. Clip number 10. It's one of those things where no,

you're not talking about a conspiracy. You're just being a part of my French, a silly goose. Bro, there's people in wheelchairs that aren't even in wheelchairs. Like they do. I think FDR could totally walk. I think it was a total skin. I mean, that's for- Wait a second, would that be a conspiracy?

Have a conspiracy? Cause didn't they hide the fact that FDR was in a wheelchair? And now he's saying that they weren't, okay, I'm confusing myself. Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah, who said he couldn't walk? Did everybody, could they say it? Polio and he couldn't walk with their wife, but they never showed pictures of him in his wheelchair. I'm like, because he could fucking walk.

Yeah. It's like, well, why would anyone do that? I'm like empathy vampirism. Yeah. Like empathy vampires. It's like, plus it was plus back back then. Everybody was so sad because of the great depression. He was the perfect president for that.

He was a sad dude. Even though he was a for for term president. He people were like, uh, he he amplify. He was a whatever the word is. Emplified that era, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exemplify. Yeah, exemplified. Everybody's gold and no one seems to care.

Like I was like, I was a great guy. I'm like, he took everyone's gold, everyone. He took everyone's, dude, I was a history guy. That's one thing that gets me in trouble, especially with World War II knowledge. But FDR was horrifying. Like, he literally made it illegal to possess gold if you're like an individual. And it's all about that fucking wheelchair.

And it's all about the wheelchair. Yeah. What the fuck with the thing? You see any sand that shit? All I can think about is FDR from the Backwards episode of Seinfeld. Yes. The Kramer's friend who got him back with a snowball. But with that sort of stuff, like,

why the fuck would somebody shigurly be able to walk out? Because he wants the epithes, epithet vampire, being the president of the United States for four terms wasn't enough for this guy. He also needed everyone feeling bad for him, do you didn't know that? I don't even know what it says on my history guy.

That, that's just kind of a little cocky. I'd rather him say, are you a boner guy? That's a cooler that'd be a history guy. I admire it. But what do I know? But that was a it was stuff like that. And I have to admit, the full interview from the show, it's it's like an on a half long and on 40 minutes or something. Yeah, I had the top art. I think it is really. It's like, yeah, because it's like, I can't fucking keep going with this. And one of the things is a clip for it's, see, this is something that sometimes stuff is spoken about enough.

Like, at the time of recording this, I'm wearing a rolling stones, a Christmas sweater, right? There's nothing left to be sad about the rolling stones. It's they've discussed the making of the classic albums in the 70s, the big tours of 80s and 90s. It's a topped keg. So clip four, which is a longer

clip, it's what I call it's the most born possible conversation that comedians can have these days. Spoiler alert. Did you know Carl that comedians don't like censorship? I'm council culture? What? What, just these two comedians, right?

Because everyone else loves that. Apparently. Okay. So I don't like that you brought a three minute and 40 second long clip. But you've already said it's gonna be boring. Because that's gonna make my show boring, Apparently, okay. So I don't like that you brought a three minute and 42nd long clip, but you've already said it's gonna be boring because that's gonna make my show boring, but we'll see what we can get through here.

You know, someone's telling me that they're offended by some joke, I'm like, dude, if I was a middle school teacher, like an HR guy or like if I drove the school bus, you have a total point. I'm literally a comedian. Like that's, if we don't do that as our profession, we have no value and that's why you're seeing so many comedians have no value.

I would have known by the way the old Benjamin was a comedian if he hadn't told me a thousand times because I've heard this guy talk a lot and I've heard him take credit for jokes and aren't that funny, but I've really never heard him tell a joke. Like you have more value to me

than any of those people he's his name because you'll say what's actually happening. And so that's the only one that did say the gay guys role were played. Okay, I'll give him that one. Value a comedian has other than that. Like is are they worth millions of dollars in praise? So Whitney Cummings can be like, I fuck so many guys, Bobblehead, Bobblehead, it's like nobody cares. That's why just

being able to talk shit and say what's actually happening is the only value a comic has. Why else would somebody works hard, pay money to hear someone talk if they're just going to say the same shit everyone else has? Yeah, but that's what people are used to now. That's what that's what it's becoming because people are so used to that like at their office, like you can't say anything. All right. Yeah. This is this conversation is raging because both of them are like above all other comedians. Like we're the only ones who are telling it like it is out there. There's like, there's other good comedians. It's not just you.

Yeah. It's such a born conversation. This is the podcast. A prevalent event of you and Jim Florentine and saying, so have you ever thought about bringing the Madelow show back? You should try Netflix. What's your favorite? What's your favorite album from the 80s? Yeah, I know. Yeah, we got a opinion on the state of music. It's at the beginning. We know. We do now. This was a one quick quip from Kevin Brighton. I thought was pretty funny because they were talking about how always not jealous of these people

who are more successful than him. He's perfectly fine to be where he's at. And Kevin says this. The people he was saying, I'm bitter. I'm jealous of your brother. It's like, my brother looks like he has AIDS. Like, like, that's a pretty, pretty funny line I'd be laughing.

And then it's a, a certain point in the show, out of nowhere, an hour in, all of a sudden, a one starts playing the piano. I'm like, wait, I've even said that to a piano this entire time. It's just out of nowhere. To change, I don't know how to fix a faucet, like not at all. Well, I mean, you could though. You just, it's just out of nowhere to change. I don't know how to fix a faucet like not at all. Well, I mean you could though

You just it's just research real now like can yet I know how to learn yeah, you know, it's like Like I can do a lot of high-level shit because I learn how to learn like we get it. You're amazing Holy shit, dude. Yeah, okay, Joe, pitch, a poll. You're very talented and you're making me very proud. Jesus Christ. This was an interesting question. Now, I've never been asked if I would like to be a cult leader. And I think I would have a different answer than Owens.

You could never become like a cult leader, right? No, I don't, I actually don't have the personality for it. I don't know what you do, because you're like Barry Ribs, who I guess bailed, said your, his first take on you is that your handsome, which is, which is good for cult leader, but you also have a very strong personality and strong conviction. So, but you don't think you could do it. No, because one, I don't want, like, like, we don't want you to, we don't want you to, but I'm just saying.

I thought about it because people get mad that I don't sometimes because. All right. First off, he thought about it is a weird thing to say to, could you be a cult leader? I thought about it. You have? You're a psychopath. He basically is a cult leader. Well, because the second thing he says there is people have asked me to be a cult leader.

That's not true. Cults are bad. No one wants to be in a cult. They don't think they're in a cult. That's the whole point of cult. I'm by the way, what is a cult leader? Someone who doesn't work for money has people through everything for him. He talks about how they literally send them fucking door handles

that they've held, build his heisen stuff. Yeah. He has a cult. All right. I mean, I think you could probably make a case for that. I think that his lifestyle does reflect the collaters for sure. It's one I'm jealous of, to be honest, to be able to do nothing and make money from it. Give me some of that cocaine scratch. Anything else you want to play or talk about from this episode? Just one clip, because at the minute for some reason, there's some type of controversy with a comedian called Bywribs, who looks like a Roland Stone, with the fucking musical talent to back it up. He was initially gonna be the guest on the show, but then Owen Benjamin became available.

But what Bay Ridge did this thing, that's very fucking annoying, is when a guest comes on the show for a podcast, and they don't have the equipment, so which means it's gonna be bad audio. Or the, so this is just the clip of by ribs was going to record his part of the podcast from a fucking busy cafe or a pizza rear and how a cabin ran and shut them down. You know, I'm not one of those guys. I just can see

that there's clearly a plan. And did you when you had when you had children did that can see that there's clearly a plan. And did you when you had when you had children to that could plan that or? All right, that's our boy, Barry. Definitely. He's probably outside of McDonald's. So you said he's at a restaurant, so. That's awesome.

He's got to steal Wi-Fi from like the Dunkin' Dunk. Uh-huh. Oh, this ishuh. Go. This is class of that. Okay, speak now, Ed. Let me. Yeah, we're good, man. We're good here.

Okay. Yeah, I could hear you guys better now. Um, as I told Adam, I'm in the restaurant. And I got three Wi-Fi and some warmth, but they may push me out outside like I'm homeless. All right, we got Owen Benjamin on anyway, so we really don't even need you. I know this respect, but.

Yeah, I feel welcome Mr. Charming. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I know that name you're a good looking dude. No, homo. Thanks, bro. Guys, a legend. Okay, Owen, we're gonna bear. We got to focus on that one mostly because he's we can get you anytime, but Owen's on the bit of a get. So we have to. Yeah, I mean, it's probably as bad as calling it from a wittily game. As this button pointed out here in our discord. Oh, poor Kevin Brunton.

This reminds you of when we reviewed Legion of Skanks and Doug from who's right now. We're like, Lewis J Gomez is working so hard to try to make this entertaining. He's got the worst guess on his show. This was a tough one for Kevin to get through, I think. That's the thing that would suck so much about it is because like, if this was, and like, as I mentioned earlier, when Kumi gets a good name on or like, when party line gets a good gaston, you think this is going to be easy work. Yeah, but Kevin Brownen, as again, I say,

Mezzy loves companies, a great show, but that whole episode was shark sound. I've got one more clip. And this is just talking about, Oh, Benjamin is predicting this is the end of the world as most of these people do. And he's the only one prepared for it. It's already inflating, but it's going to get to a point where, you know, it's going to be like Vymar Germany and it will for breads of thousand dollars. and people are going to be like, oh, and Benjamin is so crazy. Meanwhile, my wife, literally, you see like Woodstock. I know, and I'm going to be at my own gate. I'm going to be like, show me your Twitter in 2018. If you talk shit, you don't get any goat milk. Where's that?

I'm going to go. Man, I'll share my goat milk. I got a herd of goats. No one told me there was going to be boasting. He goes on to say that he's 6'8 because he drinks raw goat milk. That is not how jeans work. You don't become taller because of your diet. But he's convinced of it, so.

I thought it was because his mother had an affair with Larry Board. That's my theory. That's my one basketball reference. It's pretty good. It's my one basketball reference. It's pretty good. It's pretty good basketball reference. I want to take a minute to thank our friend Solesak. What is this music?

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So I have to get into this next segment real quick. Grinch of the week. Grinch of the week. And I'm going to play this was a podcast called Simple Blast for me, which we actually reviewed a while back because they had Kyle Gas and his band onon the show and just wasted his time. It just didn't make any sense that he was on their show. These people are retarded. So...

The thing about Kyle Gas, I have to say is, yeah, people get him on the show and they immediately realize, oh fuck, he's not Jack Black. Yeah, oh, Joe, that's the other guy, oh, shit. No, Kyle Gas is very talented, though. He's a brilliant guitar player. Yeah, oh, Joe, that's the other guy. Oh, shit. No, Kyle gas is very talented. Now, oh, he's a brilliant guitar player. He is. And I love Tanisha's day, but Jack black, a Jack black, I should say, is the, is the star is the comedic backbone of the five

fuck crew. And this was when they had him on, if I'm remembering this right, it obviously was another band that kind of gases in that was just like a serious band that he's in. So anyway, for some reason, they were able to get this guy on there as a guest. Now, fast forward to a recent episode, their guest Amanda said she doesn't give thoughts and prayers to anyone sick from COVID

that didn't get the vaccine. And this pisses off Zach. Now, I'm gonna play the set up to this. Oh, my mom's not vaccinated. I'm not vaccinated and I'm not doing this, but please pray for her because she has COVID-19. You know, it's just to it because you make it makes a good fucking decent human being. Because you know, my best friend fucking just fucking died and everybody wants a fucking jump on the goddamn fucking bandwagon like, oh, this person Like, oh, this person wasn't good. Oh, this person wasn't good. I thought just being a guy,

I can't fucking good fucking human being. Whether you believe in this person was good or this person wasn't bad, just fucking pray for somebody and say, hey, I hope they're fast for them. All right, so this is the co-host, Zach. It's a very pissed off about this. You wouldn't pray for someone

just because they didn't get vaccinated. Yeah. And what kind of a good person would use file language like that? That's disgusting. That's terrible. I know. I don't condone that.

So this is Zach losing his mind. This rant went on for 10 minutes, but Adam Thoreau paired this down for us so that we could hear. This is, um, this is Zach actively quitting the show. We want to fucking bring up laws. We want to fall for this person. Oh're gonna fall. Oh, fuck this person. Oh, I don't want no good thoughts for you.

How about good thoughts for fucking everybody? I agree. I am a kid. I am a kid. I'm not for everybody whether they have a different point of view or not. I am not for fuck. Zach, I'm not gonna unlock it. We're gonna get the fuck out of this world right now. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna change it. We got the fuck that with this world right now.

I'm sorry, I'm not gonna change it. We are off. Excuse me, this is the producer. I mean, you're overmodulating just a tad. Could you back away from the microphone? Okay, excuse me, Jack. Jack it's your producer. Can you ask him about being an elf?

Shut the fuck up. So apparently this was streamed on YouTube on the 7th of December and taken down, well no, I guess it's still there, but it's unlisted and they never put it out as a podcast. I guess they're not real happy with the finished product. This is the last clip from that of Zach quitting during the show.

And be a little bit more sympathetic and also just a little bit more on the more caring side rather than the opposite. Is that a way to kind of sum that up? Generally? I feel all that. I'm out. I'm out.

All right. Well, I think I'm like our friend that we happen to know. I think that I want to fucking go part time, motherfucker. Oh. I just, I can't. All right. Oh, I just I can't. All right. Well, I fucking can't do this shit anymore, man. To me, then next week, I literally can't.

All right, he's had enough. That's hardly George Hirson quit in the Beatles. Right. Exactly. It's like, oh, how are we going to get it back? Oh, no, we better set up a meat egg. Try to try to get it back? Oh, no, we better set up a meeting. Try to get it back. Yeah. Call Cumie. He, he, he needs a close.

Yes. Zach, there's an open position for you. Then we can forward to. Also, he's Anthony Cumia. Zach, you've got a place here as long as you're a white. Spot out. Cubia, I'm fresh. Also, Carl's Clubfoot in the Discord sent in a cringe of the week. And I said I was gonna do Doug Loves movies this week, which we had a scheduling conflict, so I think we're gonna do it next week instead. But I do have a Doug Loves movies clip.

Going back away, he's back when he wasn't doing live shows, they were just doing stuff over Zoom. He had on a guy named Pat and Oswald. You ever heard of Patten? The fucking... The murderer? You were at a loss for words, wow. I literally tripped you up with that one.

I just, this is a quick rant. There's an ice siner. It's Hollywood liberals like Pat Naswell, the give Trump, the running office. Yes. You can't be sit standing on a fucking red carpet and an expensive suit at the premiere of the fifth season of your new TV show going, you know, Donald Trump's last touch with the common person. Yeah.

Shut up. Fat count the war. Go put flowers on your wife's grave, ignore Chad Zumaak's Twitch, and get back to not being funny. Well, this will definitely trigger you because we have Pat none with his wife, not the one that's no longer with us, obviously. So he's on with his wife, and listen to this because Doug's introducing them.

Patent is so bored with both what his wife is saying and with being on Doug's show that he's literally typing emails in the middle of being on this podcast. Also here today, the co-host of the, can you send a fax podcast? Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha. I'm sorry, it's the, I got your voice mail podcast. Almost. Well, if I try it third time and I don't get it, I'm going to get locked out. What's it? What's it called? Did you get my text? That's it.

That's it. I'm also I would text? That's it. That's it. I'm also like, I acted the hell of it out of it. Like, you do. I know. Look at that. She said. Yeah, I like, I like, I like saying it like people are like, what's the name of your podcast? I'm like, well, did you get my text? I like, no, I haven't gotten your text. Just tell me what it is.

Like, no. Oh, for God's sakes. Sorry. It's the who's on third baby. I like it. Well, that's what happens when I have, you know, co-hosts such as yourselves, you know, what happened when I have the, you know, the two guys from the Mads from MST3K on together. You know, you just want to introduce them together. So I'm just going to go ahead and do that. His pad knows well and Meredith Salinger. Hello. Hi.

Hi. Hello. Sorry to jump in. Oh, pretty serene here. Is somebody typing? Oh, yes, I'm sorry. My bad. Oh, my bad.

That's all right. Would you mind not typing? The microphone is picking it up. Done and done. And don't fiddle with anything. And don don't rumple papers or slurp or cough. Come on, man. Hey, listen, listen, please. Thank you, Ryan.

Ben Mail doesn't answer itself. Oh, thank you. And is multitasking. You know, he's being a douche. Shad your show is what he's doing. You know, he's being a douche on your show is what he's doing. You know, I'm actually quite computer literate. I've got incredible typing skills. And based on my ear, I can hear that pot was typing hard of poison

the second wife. You could talk exactly what he was typing. Yeah. Impressive. Be careful. By the way, apparently Anthony is listening to the show right now. And when we said that he could we could get Zach to be his new co-host, he says, um, how about no? But he also complimented you

on your Anthony Kumi impression. It's not really Anthony Kumi. I tell him I love him and he has a lovely, big, lovely smile. I'm sure he'll get the note. I'm sure he'll get the message. Did you tell him that when you had him on your show? Did you tell that you loved his smile? Yeah, I told him the first time that I interviewed him that he had a lovely smile and 20 seconds later, I haven't spoken to him ever again. There you go. Maybe that's not the right thing to communicate to him. Possibly. Now, I want wanna do something a little bit different right now because Huesy pulled one on me, the old bait and switch. When we were talking about doing this show together,

he brought this show to me called Baptized Fire with Brother Martin. Oh, my God. And I said, okay, that sounds good, we'll do that. So I went ahead and listened to it and pulled a bunch of clips and I said, all right, you ready to talk about the show? And you're like, no, I'm good. I don't need to, I don't need to have a party close to that. So do you want to give a little background on how you found this show

or what you thought was interesting about it before I get into this? Okay, well, just as it's kind of a plug as well. I used to, I mean, I still do my podcast as part of something called the Creative Control Network. And how that started was, it was a guy called Joe Finney, who used to produce a lot of shows for pro wrestlers. And, and I love the old school pro wrestling and all that shit. And this guy, Chris Martin, was kind of part of that group of people who would listen to these shows. As I got to know him and learn stuff about him, I genuinely hoped that he dies. This is a guy who, have you ever heard of a man called Conrad Thompson? No. Well, Conrad Thompson in the pro wrestling podcast world. He's like the Joe Rogan. He's, I do know that is.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. He's got like six or seven shows that are all massively successful. He's making in, he's bringing in like five figures of weight from podcast. Never mind, Pietro, all this shit. Chris Martin was so desperate attention that he went on Twitter and faked having concert. So that Conrad would simply retweet him. Really? He's a, yeah, he's a, he's a little cont instead of the undertaker. He's the concert figure. He's a little cont, he works at Walmart. He's a Jesus freak. He's a motivational speaker and it's fucking ugly cont life as a fat

bitch. And if I ever say her in person, I'm going to throw a sardine right in her mouth He's a motivational speaker and his fucking ugly cut wife is a fat bitch and a five-year-old shayha in person. I'm gonna throw a sardine right in her mouth. I bet you'd like that. His wife's so fucking ugly as well. You will never find one photograph of her on either of his social medias where she's not filtered. She's a stinky page. She's a dirty girl. where she's not filtered. She's a stinky paint. She's a dirty girl. All right, so I see why you picked this podcast now. It sounds like you have some thoughts and feelings about it.

Let's get into some clip, shall we? So I'm getting into this. Like, okay, this is a religious guy. He's gonna tell me how to live my life. He's gonna help me out. But of course, it starts with the tell. The tell that this podcast is going to suck. The ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,

we're going to put to a travel of my sighties. If you haven't heard about Enca, it's the easiest way to make a podcast. Let me explain first off. All right. So he's got the aegyery to start off the show. And he can't even talk. And he's rambling and babbling. What I thought was interesting here is how the show starts off. It's almost as if he knew we were going to review it. So he does the same thing Patrick Michael does, where he does his anchor read, and then he says, okay, we're going to do a show today,

and then it goes to a quick, like, audio thing, and then it goes back, and then he starts the show. He starts the show twice for some reason. This is the first time around. Yeah. And by the way, this is a motivational motivational speaking podcast from a guy who's tried to kill himself multiple times before. Yeah, so maybe he doesn't have life figured out as what you're trying to say. Yeah, when you're on your fourth suicide survival attempt and you work at fucking Walmart, maybe shut the fuck up about how I should have my life and please better luck next time I beg you. The thing about this podcast is that there's a show on YouTube

called Gap My Go and basically it's like who are these podcasts and it's a copy roast. Yeah, it's very good. But instead of it being a point multiple podcasts, it's all about where the first season was all about the shim guy. And basically the the it people that are on gap my go are the it listeners of this guy's podcast. So he knows only his trolls are less than that's that's interesting because he talked a lot about that. And there's a lack of confidence right out of the gates. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining me on the least edition of Path times Fire with Brother Martin. I just want to say from the bottom of my heart from everybody that's listening to this.

I'm greatly appreciative that you're taking time out of your busy lives to hear what the stuttering fools got to say. You know, whether you want to call me your friend, your enemy, whether you want to call me the King of Stutter style, a podcasting legend, or whatever enemy, whether you want to call me the King of Stutter style, a podcasting legend, or whatever sarcastic remark you want to make. It doesn't matter the fact you're here tells me that I'm affecting you in one way, shape

or form. So I hope and pray, even the ones that are here, that have a negative thoughts about me that through my words, that I can hopefully inspire you to live a better life and that you can realize that, you know, there's more to life than just being negative and tearing others down. So, already I'm living a better life, you little cunt. And the other thing you've got to say is that he wants to talk about the bottom of his heart.

I want his heart to be on the bottom of my floor. And don't fucking name his show that's so easily parted about ties fire. It's fucking crop ties. Cryer. I fucking hit this guy. And wouldn't you be miserable to in life if you had to smell the snatch of a fucking octopus every night? if you had the smell, the snatch of a fucking octopus, I mean, I, I, when I heard this, the way that he starts a show, just like, what's that I know a lot of people hate me?

And you're probably just listening just to troll me. My only thought was get confident, stupid. Like, what kind of way is that to start a show? So it's funny that he says, look at, don't have negativity. There's no reason for that. Come on, I hope you learn from me to be positive and have a great life. And then later out of the show, 40 minutes end, he says, that's. And this is going to really be something that I'm going to talk about because there's

a lot of people, David message to me. They're like, hey, wait a second, Chris, you got to address it soon enough. You got, you got to talk about it because like you took your show down within like a day of you posting the last one. And that's true. All right. So we took a show down and he's like, I got to address this. I did a show last week.

I took it down the next day. And why is that? Why did you have to take your show down? Basically, what happened was my show. I was a little bit angry, and which I said that I would apologize eventually because I'm a decent human being that actually feels bad when I go off the deep end, which I kind of went off the deep end.

And I kind of got to the point to where I was calling out Rob and I showed his personal records. Do you know about this? Yes, this guy called Rob Rob. He's a podcaster who they used to do shows together and Rob has a previous criminal issue. I don't know what's the best way to describe it. Yeah. So just criminal record and apparently this guy comes on Chris Martin comes on and shows everyone is criminal record and he's talking about positivity and how to live your life and be good to authors. He's put this one guy on blast. Yeah, because one it was,

Ms. Rob, he thought his neighbor was flirting with him. So he pulled his deck. Okay. Is it true? Yeah, it's true. It's the cab. Everybody through the whole course. And don't think I think we're sick seriously. Yeah. But the other thing I've got to say with this Chris Martin guy, he's also one of these go fund me figures. Okay. Where every year he seems to break his spine again. And it always happens around

Christmas time when you know when Walmart money won't pay for a PlayStation 5 for his kids. So he said, oh, fuck my spine. Please send $400. I needed a diet. Chris was easy. A little. Oh God.

But can I borrow one of Kumi's guns? Yeah. I think I think we get a raise that. He's got a double. And Anthony, get me a gluck. So after he brings this up and he's talking about Rob and showing his record and all this stuff, all of a sudden his wife pipes up.

We're 40 minutes in. I didn't know she was there, but all of a sudden she pipes up out here. By the way, if anybody wants a visual of what this mountain looks like, quickly Google the nasty voice from the WWF and look at the blonde one. That hog is what she looks like. She looks like the blonde nasty boy, Brian Nobs, only after more sandwiches.

That bitch. So I thought this was interesting because I'm supposed to even show it's hosted by brother Martin. It's a Jesus show. It's about like you said motivation and how to live your life. So I was not ready for what I was about to hear what I'm talking about looking up criminal records and shit. Which I just want to say this, that for what for what I did, which the show did not get taken. Somebody's Google and me, they have no damn, they have no damn life. Oh yeah. And that's the

guy that's truth. That if people got to search your background because they can't find shit on me, then that's a sad reflection that they have no life. You're right. So yeah, no offense. What you've done? You were hurting yourself. You weren't hurting others. Yeah, there's a difference. Wait, she was hurting herself. She wasn't hurting others. Was she a method? When I hear that, I'm like, wait, what was she up to? I mean, maybe she's one of those copper staleers that are on banjo rooms talking about me. Maybe, yeah, that's just why. So that's what this is, this fucking bitch. So here's another thing I've got to add to the thing.

So Chris Martin, that's his name. Chris, is it recovered porn addicts? Okay. And apparently she laughed him before because he was addicted to porn and he was standing as he's, you know, joking as Johnson instead of going out for, you know, a nice watermelon feed. So when she laughed him, he tried to kill himself allegedly and she came back to him,

but she keeps bringing that back. And I think you also hired prostitutes. So it's got used to have a fun life. And he's got the way from it now. It's what you're diving. Yeah. And nice. He's the thing. Some people fall in love. Some people enjoy being single forever. Some people resort. And this is with this fucking couple is this. And he has long her and he's going bald on top. And I really, really want to kick him into fucking. I also he walks around with the black lives, moderns mask on at all times. Oh, great.

So he's virtue. He's got nothing wrong with that. So he's virtue. He's going out out of it. So after she says, you're looking at my criminal record. Yeah. Okay. There's some shit on there, but I was hurting myself. I wasn't hurting other people.

And then she says this. Well, wrong, my people's ass has been I never been jail for it. That's true. She goes, don't get me wrong. I've whipped some people's asses, but I haven't gotten a jail for it. She's a fucking bruiser.

And I saw the photo of the nasty boys, someone posted the discord. So I have a pretty good visual now. This is the only way I can assume, she's not kind of a cunt that the person the person she went was she worked in an old folks home and beat up an elder. That's always I made your money to buy me some Garth Brooks say days. Yeah, you're all cunt. So I'm

gonna get away from the wife for a little bit because that's very trickering to you. Let's get back to our friend, brother Martin. Brother Martin is one of these guys who has a childlike understanding of religion and God. He talks about it like a child one. He's got the directions for you. He's got the layout for you. And he'll give you the best possible life

that you could imagine because you know what? Who better to go to than the one who made you? Who better to go to than the one that made every single one of us, every single thing, every single breath we breathe, every single person that we love, every single building we walk into, every single thing we can imagine. It all starts with him and people are like wait a second Chris the whole building thing. By God. God's got to make the person who builds the buildings so we can walk into the buildings. It all goes back to the calculated Mexicans.

That's that creative Baylaborers. So you hear him fidgeting with his microphone there at the end, too. I was watching a video of a Halloween podcast. He's just holding the microphone in his hand and bouncing it around as he's recording the podcast. Like, what did it stand, dubby? Yeah. It's a dope answer. Well, meek's this whole thing is we all know the original God because if there was a God, it would have caught the person that attacked you, say, Smiley. That's true.

Those poor, poor juicy. Now, he says God does everything, even make buildings. It's like, dude, you could say sunsets and mountain ranges. There's so many things he could have said. Why would he say buildings? I know for a fat God didn't create the building. I've been driving by it every day and see who, who was building it. It wasn't God. He did. God didn't build the fucking trailer park. Did you live was building it. It wasn't God. He didn't build the fucking trailer park that you live in.

Right. It wasn't God. Yeah. So he goes on to explain that you should really be humble. I hate to break your heart, but you're going to be wrong more often than not. And like I said on my last show, if you are thinking that you're the smartest person within the room, that's one of the biggest mistakes that you can make because there's always somebody smarter than you.

There's always somebody that's, that knows more than you. And there's always somebody that, that has experienced more than you. What if you're an elementary school teacher? Could you be the smartest person in the room? That there's always gotta be somebody who's the smartest person in the room.

He's like, you'll never be the smartest person in the room. There's a lot of projecting out of this show. He keeps telling you what you're going to do in your life and how you're going to fuck up because it's all the stuff that he's done. Yeah. And Chris, you work in fucking Walmart. You're not the smartest person in the room. Yes. You're not even the fucking smartest guy called Chris Martin. You need the cold plate. Come to me like a nice guy. You're a whiner. Chris Martin, you need the cold plate. Come to me like a nice guy, a wanker. And he's not even good at talking. Things like addictions, things like anger, rage,

you know, hostility towards others. That's eventually going to seep over because you're going to become so consumed with that, that the people that you truly care about the most, they're going to be, what's the word? They're not punished, but like they're going to be, you're going to not be able to give them 100% of who you are. And it's not right. What are you talking about? He was trying to give himself a running start.

He's like, what's the thought? Yeah, you won't be able to give them that. Shit, what is that? You have to reach for a star. And once you grab the star, you have to touch the peak of the star. And reach further for what's behind the stars. Like, shut up, Compton. Please tighten the noose. He finally does figure out what the word he was trying to get to. You're going to neglect

that's the word. neglect the ones that care about you the most. And it's not a fun thing to deal with because I did the same thing I did when it came to certain struggles of mine I neglected my wife I neglected my children and it really did not help matters. Okay, so you neglected your wife and children don't put that on me don't tell me I'm going to that's what you did asshole. Yeah, and it's not her fault that she had the Mario loser after her theme, the run is WWF tag team champion. I see where you did that. Yeah. Sanchez, if I'm on it, it's, it's really interesting because what he tells you in the show is that you won't get what you want in life. He literally says, a lot of people say, God doesn't answer my prayers, but you got to understand

that you can't just be whatever you want to be. And I think he's kind of explaining communism here. And you keep doing, keep doing, keep doing, and a bit like you keep failing. Sometimes that means that you're not meant to do it and you're supposed to seek something else. You're supposed to seek truly what you not meant to do it and you're supposed to seek something else. You're supposed to seek truly what you're meant to do because sometimes what you like to do, sometimes that is different than from what you're meant to do. Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

So what happened to this guy is he wanted to be in the army. He's like, since I was a little kid, I wanted to get into the military and defend my country. And because he has like shitty hearing, they didn't allow him to be in the military. So he's like, guys, you're gonna want to do things in life, but it's not gonna work out for you. Just like it didn't work out for me. You just have to deal with that. And I don't know that's real motivational.

I just want to tell you this right now that sometimes you're not meant to do what you feel like you're supposed to be doing. The opposite of what every motivational speaker tells you. Yeah, who the fuck told him he should become a podcaster? And that also goes for Opie and Stunner and John. Yeah. Well, I'll leave you with this because it sounds like he's kind of dry and maybe he's not like a real fun guy to hang out with, but he would disagree with that.

I am a very, very laid back guy. I'm very open, I'm very honest, and I'm very sarcastic to where that I like to joke around. He's very sarcastic to where he likes to joke around. Yeah, he's doing this great prank at the minute where he's married to this hippopotamus and he tells everyone about how much her cons smell doesn't make involvement every night. No, that would be a bug as I would listen to. Well, there's one he actually did do one talking about.

She had some sort of content faction. Yeah, and he was only she she doesn't feel like a real woman and this like that's ironic isn't it Is this really true? It's really an episode. I miss that odd Jack I'd get my go and you will find out all the glorious moments of this scumbags shittiest moments. All right. Oh, so that those guys covered this guy. I'd have every single episode. This guy and his partner in crime, who's a fucking, you know what? Who's in there on me, not as a gentleman wrong with that. They, they, what they do is they do a thing.

There was a program in the 90s called WWF super stars. Yeah. And they get up a two or three in the morning and they'll watch a live stream of it together and they'll comment on it. And it's like watching two paid a files, try to tease in a little boy. I haven't watched that, but I guess I could, I guess I could picture it. Yeah, it's not fun. It's not fun. It's not funny. I haven't watched that, but I guess I could picture it. Yeah, it's not fun.

It's not fun. It's not funny. It's just shit. I hit this guy. Help me do any guy alive. And I genuinely hate that if I seen him, I would fucking cut his wife's head off. Speaking of shit, our last podcast episode really inspired some people.

We did the recon podcast and one of the hosts of the show was a gay gentleman who declared that he's a scat top and people were pretty impressed by that. I got this came in. Hey, Carl, it's anti-climactic voice one guy. Ever since this last episode, I just kind of had this jingle stuck on my head with this and I really just wanted to make it into something memorable. So, here goes nothing. There once was a tom with a mug.

He member, name of the man with master joys, who's trying to sleep his morning. One you sissy boy, one! This is morning one you silly boy My This is terrible what do you mean Bobcat? That's brilliant They need to go on tour the icey toast. They're gonna open for the ice of thumps That's a really good stuff right there All right, he was a you probably think I'm gonna let for the eyes of thumps. That's a really good stuff right there. Alright, Husey, you probably think I'm gonna let you get out of here, but nope, not so fast, my friend. Gagee, yeah. Stuttery job is going on these trolled rants recently.

So what happened was Tabitha Stevens, who was an attractive porn star about 38 years ago, was supposed to be a guest on beer on the balcony. And apparently someone texted her from John's number saying it's canceled. And then John comes on his show and he's like, the trolls are ruining my show, the trolls. So he goes off on a rant here. These losers seem to really get joy at being a hateful prick. And you know what's weird about it? Some of these loses have kids.

Okay. And I just want to just, I just want to put that in perspective. They have kids. And if they have kids, what exactly, what lessons are they're teaching their children? How did I find the internet? I guess. You're gonna say, well, you know, John, you were stuttering John.

Yeah, but stuttering John was a comedy bit. For the sake of the joke. I didn't do it anonymously. I did it straight to the face. And they always tried to hug him or shake the hand after. Because as far as I was concerned, there was no hate involved. It was just a comedy bit. You mentioned a hug from Stuttering John. No thing.

And I was a comedian. You were? So I did it. But I'm face to face. You know, I'm not, you know, I'm not hidden, but these people are hidden. They think they're hidden, although thanks to a certain person who I won't mention, I know because of his investigative skills,

I know who half of their names are. You know half of his investigative skills, I know who have their names are. You know half of their names. And the first time, they're trying to do it in the house. And they could say, well, John was a troll. No, John was a troll publicly. He didn't hide. They are trolls that are doing it anonymously and they have children. Some of these people have children.

So what do they say? Look what dad did today. I canceled somebody's guest, you know, on this show. Well dad, why'd you do that? Because he's a loser. Oh, because he's an asshole. Well, then why don't you just, you know, you know, just leave my like, like I don't get why you would be such a hateful prick.

Cause you react to it every time. That's why. Because of that. Somebody because that's how many people have fucking kids, they're meant to be parents. And some of them have kids that change sex. They're losers. They're nothing wrong with that. Someone posted this in the Daibler's anonymous sub-run it.

I thought there were some good points being made in the thread on this. First off, this whole thing where John's always like, and this guy has kids, some of them have kids. That's a threat, right? When you start bringing up people's kids. Like why even bring that up? That seems like he's trying to like put it out there like, yeah, and I know all about you. I know where your kids go to school like, all right, dude,

relax. You know, I'm not saying you should try to get guests to kids on John, but it's not the way I would respond to that. What would he have even said at the time of the Stevens? that they saw, did you remember sucking Ron Jeremy's fuck? Well, he actually did have to have a thud after they got this all figured out. So I do have some clips from that, but I want to read what Joe Namath NYJ wrote underneath this clip in the sub-ride. Because I thought this was brilliant.

This is the thing that John's understanding. Top five rules for dealing with trolls. Number one, ignore them. Number two, if you can't ignore them, don't constantly say they don't bother you and then address them anyway. Number three, if you must address them, whatever you do, don't lecture, it will only be a source of amusement.

Number four, if you can't help but to lecture, don't become emotional and call them names. It will only be a bigger source of amusement. Number five, if you become emotional and call them names. It will only be a bigger source of amusement. Number five, if you become emotional and call them names, don't bring their kids into it. They're not in the troll biz like their favorite father didn't ask to be at the spotlight. I thought that was pretty brilliant.

John is consistently bitching about trolls and wonders why they fuck with them. He fucking invented trolling. It, well, you kind of did. Yeah. And by the way, I'm going to say, hop on a verse, we call because it was December 3rd last year that I interviewed you for the first time. And it was December 10th when it was released. And it was December 10th when Stuttering John blocked me on all social media. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey a whole other time, you know, you know, they're not gonna stop me from doing my show. And it ain't gonna, you know, it doesn't bother me that much. Yeah, did they cancel Tabitha Stevens? Yeah. Wow.

You're good for you. Wow. So in other words, you're an asshole and you're happy about being an asshole. Think about that. I like that he says, think about that. Maybe you want to do something different with your life. Think about what I just said to you because I've got life figured out. I'm centering John Melinda's. So then he has Richard O'Hita ad and he starts

bitching to Richard O'Hita about the trolls. I just cannot stop himself. But you know what happened, Army Major? I had a beer in the balcony and you know, a troll decided to use that phone app and text my guest cancelling her. So she thought she was canceled. This is the amount of free time they have.

I don't think it takes that much time. And also, I think a lot of people are out of the game. So I don't think it's just one person who's doing that. Type of a bunch. I don't think it's just one person. Who's doing that? Type a two-hunch. It's not that tough. So he's finding his tab with the on. They figure out the scheduling. He brings her on.

And he was a, you are a podcaster. You interview people. And when you interview them, you do a good job of preparing. You know how to introduce your guest. What to say about your guest. John was not prepared in any way to bring on Deb. The troll tried, but the troll has now officially failed.

Now without further ado, my friend, My friend And I've known this I Know this woman for quite some time say hi to Tabitha Stevens everybody Hi Tabitha He could have said porn star. He could have said frequent guests on the Howard Stern show He could have said a lot of different things. This is my friend and uh uh I'm friends with her and uh we're friendly and uh great introduction. I'm going to a dry patch so I still want to fuck up. Tabitha. He would need a lot of boater pills to get with Tabitha Stevens these days. I'm just saying it's not what it used to be. She's looking worse than Chris Martin's wife.

So in this Tabitha Stevens interview, John tries to fish for a compliment. He didn't realize that Tabitha had seen him do stand up recently. And John tries to fish for a compliment that he does not get. And then she changes the subject. I was just there two weeks ago. I crushed it there at that show. All right. We had fun.

We had fun. Wasn't it a great time? That was a lot. And you were great. And it was awesome. So Jay, so. Oh wait, so you were at the show that I did at the dirty, at the top, dirty?

Yeah. Oh, awesome. Yeah, that was my best show when did it, you know, I did dirty, at the top 30. Oh, awesome. Yeah, that was my like best showing when I was, you know, I had like, I was killing it there. Okay. No, I was a good time. I'll tell you what. I was killing it there. Right? She's like, oh, I did all these hilarious observations, such as I said that Donnie Boatard Trump has fucked up here. Both those people there laughing the asses off for those seconds, the great time for me. Can we see you big pits?

Getting away from Deb with the Stevens now. I want to talk about, we brought it up last week where John was having trouble with Twitch and he says to Hell Sparks, can you come over and help me with this? And then they start talking about gross his apartment is and could you clean your place and get a new mattress before I come over

and that kind of thing. Well, fast forward, Hal has come over to help out Suttery John and they talk all about it. Let's find out what Hal ran, Hale ran into first off. He had to do extra work for John beyond just helping him with tech issues. Just to give you an idea of what a manch house sparks is. Yesterday, I get a call. I'm preparing for, for an audition for a Michael J Fox movie. It's like a documentary slash live action.

Michael J Fox movie, which I'd love to be a part of because I'm such a fan. He is one of the nicest and sweetest celebrities I've ever met in my entire life. But, um, you know, and I did the audition and I said, well, how called to come over and help me with Twitch and Facebook, which he did, but he also read and then coached me in the audition. And if you think how smart, nope, about politics, nope, and science, nope, and English, everything else. You know what? Also, he's an expert on family ties. Now the reason why I played this clip, the main reason is I want everyone to know that John auditioned for a Michael J Fox documentary, whatever that means. I'm not even sure how you auditioned for a documentary. And so I just want to see like, let's keep our eyes open to see if this thing comes out. And what kind of role Stuttering John Moindas has in it? has hasn't it. Be curious. Yeah, and it's like, we Michael J Fox, we

just get really bad case. Was it MS? No, we has Parkinson's. Yeah, Parkinson's, yeah. Yeah, Park even he was like, I can't understand the word this guy, the stuttering John San. Yeah, they're like, which one is Parkinson's? I can't tell. Yeah, I was so fucking drunk that I was spilling more beard than Michael J for Just off my medication Yeah, I said to him. I was fucking hilarious. I said hey, where the fuck's the the wizard guy that you drove the car with in the space movie It was fucking hilarious

Oh, wizard guy in the space movie all right, so that would actually would be a funny thing if he said that. I don't think he would come up with something that good. Hey, remember you played the fucking the president's friend and fucking shit city or whatever the fuck. You little devil freak who was fucking hilarious. All right. So let's get it to so poor Hellsparc's comes over to help with tack. Now he's also becoming an acting coach and he's helping him with his lines and his audition. And let's talk about the state of this guy's apartment. I didn't have a chance to clean up and I'm like, oh no. How's just going to come over here and bring it up. I didn't bring you brought it up. I know. It's okay. I'm going.

How's going to come over here and go? What the? Does this guy have a hero to worry cleaning? I yeah, I was I brought a girl home the other night. You know, the world. We box and we go to the song. And she goes. And she goes, you know, I mean,

you bring me here in this cat litter all over the place. And I mean, really, I mean, what's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I, that's, she was clearly a woman of taste and breeding. All right, so John is leaning into this now. I don't know why you think it's so funny. I really don't because being a gross slob when you're an adult man in your 50s is not funny. And I think hell is kind of like, dude, what, why are you doing this?

What's going on? Yeah. And does he even own a cop to have cop litter? Yes. Three cats. Oh, grid. And apparently it's a problem. Yeah. No problem. Yeah, no shit, yeah, because yeah, I hear that the smell is terrible, but eventually the

cons could use to it. Haha. I said, John does explain what happened with his date that he brought home. In this particular circumstance, that is a cruel and unusual punishment. And I think you owe her, like, I don't know, a refund on Tinder, however that works. Well, Josh Jamison, she was from Bumble. He goes, did John use a sheet from Bumble? I was kidding. And I did do the sheet tricks, so she didn't see, you know, any any coming out of the mattress.

And, um, oh, God, I did get kind of lucky. And, oh, okay. He got kind of lucky. What does that mean? She, she was about to suck my neck, but I had a cockful of cheese. What does he mean? He kind of got lucky. Did she pass out?

He put his cock in her hand or something? What is kind of getting lucky, man? I'm not sure. Yeah, I tried this stuff my fist up a cunt. But it turned out that it was a guy's cock. So this is him. This is a convoluted story. I'm not buying any of this.

None of this makes any sense talking about this woman and she's a science teacher. Oh, God this poor woman. She's been through enough. Oh, God. Oh, dear Lord. We had great chemistry. I'm a you're she's gonna bomb your place with potassium and a jug of water. How is the funniest part? So no, oh no, she I have scars from this conversation already. She's very respectful. So she sleeps so, but you know, like, you know, she sleeps in my arms. It was a very nice time. And then I was going to go to her, I don't know, you know, her brother's kids birthday party, whatever. And you know, she's like, you want to come? I'm like, yeah, sure. And then she goes, and then she texts her brother.

The brother's like, you know, like, I don't want some strange, you know, some, you know, some, you know, a deity or something. You know, like, like, he wasn't, he wasn't that keen on it. She goes, look, I'll make a deal with you. You know, a fool around with you and stuff, but you don't have to come to the party. I go great. All right, does that make any sense?

So she invited him to a family party and then her brother didn't want her bringing Stuttering John and she goes, listen, I'm sorry you can't go to a child's birthday party anymore, but I'll blow you now. Does that sound flaws? I mean, does that go on in Ireland? What's what are they talking about here? But the main thing I want to know is why the

fuck is Hal Sparks always on this show? That actually leads me into my next clip because hell is questioning himself. What is he doing all of this for? And he comes up with a theory that I think might be right. So what was your impression when you were up in my studio, Ed? I think might be right. So what was your impression when you were up in my studio here? That I should have bought you a flamethrower. That joke again, third time. I still stand by my original statement. I said you got me these lights

and I still don't know what the hell I'm gonna do it. Yeah, you're from a flamethrower, aren't you? Sparks hilarious. I'm gonna News out of my next step. I drive all the way across town. And I put my own show on hold. I think I might be codependent. I'm going to have to seek professional help. I don't know why John's laughing so hard.

I don't know why I would think that after the last time I was there when you had somebody come and clean because you cleaned that you would keep doing it. I don't know why I really do. I got to get a clean and lady. I do. Yes, you do. You've also just got to get a shovel, but, um, why a shovel shovel for the kitty later? Oh, yes. Yeah. John does not get jokes ever. Yeah, this is this is the going back to that

Brandon and fucking Benjamin thing. But I think that started in John reminds how sparks of the grandmother that he neglects as a child. Yes, there's something going on here. Yeah, this co-dependent relationship thing is an interesting theory. So he sees this font on funny double stroke victim alcoholic and thinks, I've got to do what I can before people remember that I was in queer as folk. I try to make a new legacy for himself by helping out a special needs friend of his.

So this is where it gets very gross. I will warn everybody. John goes into specifics about what he's doing in his apartment. Okay. How? I got three cats. So they go in and I have three kidney little boxes. They go in and they dig all the kid and then it goes all over the floor. Get a covered cat box. They have hoods on them. Revakuum. Get the ones with hoods. They won't kick it out. They're sweep every now and then. Clean them. Every two days, sift them. Yeah, every shit out. Leave the kitty litter. Every two days. At least at least weeks.

All right, he's proud of himself. I don't know why he's got three cats in his apartment, three cat boxes, and he cleans them every two weeks. What, what do you think? Like if that's the hygiene of his house, yeah. Well, what do you think is the state of his innocent penis hygiene? Right. See, this is why bringing his kids over for Thanksgiving or this idea that, um,

he's bringing a girl back to his place. None of it makes any sense. No one would do. I think he takes a shit and, and just to save the money, he goes, okay, I'm going gonna give it six squares of paper whatever I get and if it's not cleaned by the shit then I'm gonna have a scratchy ass I know you're gonna tell him he flushes his toilet every two weeks just to save the water he's wearing off the water fell I'll just

let it pile up for a week or so I I'll go to the pick-wicked pub and pick a shit there. Oh, you know he shit at the pub, for sure. Yeah. So my buddies when I keep getting my dick sucked. So for some reason, John continues to ask hell, like, yeah, what else did you think about my place? So he didn't clean up his place, it's disgusting, and he keeps asking hell to describe him.

The other thing is, cans, of stuff. We'll talk about that later. It's not important. Oh, you know, I, you know, like the de-arms you say have a gatorade and the beer cans. Yes, exactly. Yeah, that's, that's from, I mean,

yeah, that's from my beer and the balcony. And, and I, you know, I should probably put them in a bag and, you know yeah take them out after yeah yeah or at the very least just throw them off the balcony at least you won't be tormented by them anymore. So John never cleans up the cans is I'm these are just laying all over the place apparently which is again a childish thing to do I'd be an adult have a recycle bit or something and this whole idea that, well, I got to have my beer cans because I do a beer on the balcony show. That was his idea

to do that. And now he's actually like, I don't want to be drinking beer, but I have a show called beer on the balcony. So what am I going to do? My hands are tied here. House sparks could use his acting history to do a crossover called queer on the balcony. But the question I've got to ask you, was there any updates on the lawsuits? Yes, actually, he did talk to his attorney. And I didn't pull the clip of the great Michael, because what his attorney said was that they won't hear anything until probably the second quarter of 2022. This thing is just dragging out and out of that. So there won't be any new news for a long time. Unfortunately, this is a ridiculous side, old man. Like I really

don't know what the fuck he's even thinking. It's embarrassing. Come here, get him. Get him. Get him. Get him, get him back on your show. He'll be called at least. That'd be correct. Anthony, if you, if someone can get this down to the, Anthony, please put the message like to Stuttering John and get him back on your show and have live calling.

That'd be amazing. If you have any sudden out of French, it's just like, John, you know what? I was going back, I'm thinking, we didn't treat you right when you came out of the show last time. Already's not here anymore. Come back, Ed.

Let's have a little powwow. Maybe I should double-date to your run for the Senate. You know, I'll actually invest in that for you. Get one of your t-shirts. Oh, please Anthony, be a good boy and get lovely Melendez on the show. That's what Elisa Jordana did. She got him on the show and then just had nothing but haters call it.

It called the Suddering Fuckface and it was hilarious. It's one of the best things that ever happened. Oh my God. Anthony says okay. He's into it. All right. Hey, hey, Anthony, I got a hilarious nickname for you because you're my hero. You're The Ant man

Anyway, all right that sucks. I'm gonna point you the last clip of Hell Sparks because John thinks that like Hell's neat and tidy and John's a slob so they must be like the odd couple and Hell Sparks is like well You're beyond just untidy and the other observations. No, no, no, luckily no one can, like, we're not on smell vision. It's fine. You are very judgmental though. It seemed like you just were like, I know I'm getting into. I'm not going to even comment. I'm just'm getting into, I'm not going to even comment. I'm just going to like, I'm just going to deal with the fact that he is the incarnation of Oscar Madison.

I don't think, see, the thing Oscar Madison was, was scattered and he definitely was messy, but there, it was, it didn't graduate into kitty litter at all. It was just kind of like crumbs. See, John thinks he's cute and quirky because he's got this thing where I never cleaned my apartment. It's, isn't that hilarious? It's one of the things people know about me. Like, no, it's disgusting. He's becoming a wack packer.

Yes. John the drunk. Yeah. He has new name calling it the Howard search. John the change. They close up. We're not the whole problem. And the sun would have come.

I could see John calling it the Howard search. Oh, John, did you shit in your poopy diapers? Yes. Did you then eat the shit out of your poopy diapers? Yes. All right. Spell poopy diapers. L E S P R. Last what I have for you. He had this comedian on Ornery Adams or Ornery.

Funny Adams. Not Ornery. I know him from the comedian documentary. Yes. Very shunful. Very good. That went a bit of your best impression yet. Can you say I'm Jerry Saidfall side fault of your listening to where these podcasts? I'm Joey side fell and you're listening to who are these podcasts? Do you want my Michael Richard's impression? That's how I hear Michael Richard's impression. I know this is gonna be. Yes. I mean, I do a ginger, Jerry. All right. I say ginger 24 seven. So already out of the job show and John finds out that he lives in LA. So what's the first thing that John thinks when he finds out someone's local?

We got to get a beer together. Exactly. This exchange is unbelievable. And wait till the end because that is the kicker. No, I'm in LA. Where? Well, I don't wanna say where, but, you know. No, I mean, I mean, you drink beer? Yeah, I drink beer, but I don't,

I don't start it too in the afternoon. It's only three. I gotta, I gotta guy coming over to, we have to sneak my one of my bathtubs later, you know, the stage. I have girl of a drinker. I have good plumbers by the way. Yeah, well, how can I call the show beer in the balcony if I'm not drinking beer? I mean, you know, you know, I mean, that would be false advertising. Way to be committed to the format. I mean, that would be false advertising. Way to be committed to the format.

Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll probably invite you over. You're come over, you can go, the shasta's got a beer fridge. It's a lot of fun and, uh, yeah, I'll do your podcast if you want. I haven't asked you, but, uh, what is that? He does it all the time too.

By the way, I'll do your podcast. You're not an interesting guest You're not a good get chat. Oini Adams of course huge star reading here star of teen wolf. Oh, yeah, I saw that which teen Well, the exact thing Not that the not the Michael D. Fox team of all. Oh, no, not sure You know what audition for him and said, the truck with a space movie and we drove the truck to space and he fucked his mother.

What a great gap from Orny Adams. I love that he goes, do drink beer. He's like, yeah, but not now. Why are you drinking beer? Now, and John goes, well, it's the name of the show. I have to drink beer. He's gonna kill with the idea and name the show.

And he's like, it's, my hands are tied here. I have to drink beer. He's gonna kill with the idea and name the show. And he's like, it's my hands are tied here. I have to drink beer because it's beer on the balcony. You know, I can't have a one-stuce. We got so much in common beer. We never made it. There's your son have a pair of tension and control. All right. And if you've been very, very gracious with your time,

can I get you to hang out for a quick OP segment? Oh fucking love. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

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I didn't get it. That time travel shit is annoying. No one has made a good time travel movie, and I mean no one, because I like logic, and it never logically makes sense. There's always something wrong with the story when you do one of these time travel movies. Back to the future is an amazing movie.

There's never been a good time travel movie back to the future. Yeah, I'd like to I think that someone would like to make a time travel movie, but a child back in time and don't fuck it up with you're much more talented co-host. Yeah, maybe you should get into a delorean and ask serious exam to hire back Anthony in 2014 July of 2014. Could you program that for July 4th, 2014? That would be your magic date right there for you. Yeah. Maybe getting a Deloitte and get a fucking dietician over the fucking car. That's also a good idea. Yeah. So I love that he says, I'm just too intelligent to be down with a time travel movie, but he also loves Guardians of the Galaxy and all these other like Marvel movies. Like, so superheroes, that makes perfect sense.

But time travel is where you're like, no, this isn't realistic enough for me. I can't. It's stupid. It's almost just, it's like, they're not smart like me when I had Stock a patty on my show for 40 fucking minutes. Oh god. I went back and listen to that on your recommendation Holy shit So the reason why I listen to this episode of OP which is by the way entitled the Patrice Oonio Benefit or my thoughts on Patrisonio Benefit, he talks about Patrisonio for about 43 seconds. But the real topic of this show is...

And I find myself once again in a car waiting for the Street Sweeper. It is alternate side of the street parking day. Yay! Yay for me! So he's doing the alternate street parking thing where he has to move his car for the street sweeper. What do you think it's like for him when he goes on social media and he sees Anthony

doing these live shows and having all these gas in and he's going to fucking listen Georgia whatever the fuck and South Carolina. And shows in Las Vegas and shit. I'm gonna say Georgia or whatever the fuck. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina.

I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina.

I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South Carolina. I'm not South out there and sit in his car for an hour and a half. I'll play you how this all breaks down because I find it extremely amusing.

But I want to say real quick on the bonus show I did with Doug this past week that's up on our Patreon now. OP talks about how he's going to get back in the game. He's thinking about he's going to stop being a recluse and he's going to get back into, I don't know if that means a radio show or if he's gonna Take podcasting more seriously or what he's talking about but he's seriously considering making a comeback and I also got some really good ISOs and some new Opi drops from the episode recovered on the bonus show things like this

whatever And another favorite of mine. Whatever. And what the f? This guy is a human drop machine lately. And even the clip I just played for you, I loved this at the end. Yay, yay for me.

He got castrated with the fuck. What's going on with this guy? This is OP, once again explaining what he has to do every Thursday and Friday morning from 8 until 9.30 a.m. It's such a scam. So first of all, starting at 8 o'clock, I gotta sit in my car in the driver's seat

with the engine on. And then you got these stupid meter maids. They come walking up and down the streets. If you're not sitting in your car in the driver's seat, starting at eight o'clock from eight to nine 30, with the engine on, these guys will give you a ticket right in front of your face. Whoa, watch out for that.

A ticket right in front of your face. It's an exciting life. It's very exciting. It also is very stressful. And then the street sweeper goes flying by. You should be good because that was the only reason you had to move for all to the side of the street parking day.

They're not coming back. And you still have to wait until 9.30. And if you're if you're stupid enough to go, you know, it's 9.15. I think I'm good. You got a sneaky peed meter made hiding behind a god damn tree somewhere just waiting for you to leave the car. So they try to get you not once, not twice, but three times. Gosh, it almost sounds like 800 bucks a month would be worth that to not to deal with all of those.

Yeah. Now let's compare this episode to the episode of Anthony Kumis show when he had already in Gilbert Godfion at the same time. Yeah, that was a little bit more entertaining than that. I would say more jokes for sure. One point to the Ant man. All right. Now this is him talking about Patrice O'Neil. And this is the most retarded take I have ever heard out of OP's mouth and

that saying something. And I think it's amazing that Patrice left us way too soon, had incredible potential. I think a lot of the stuff that Kevin Hart's doing would have been Patrice's to be completely answered you. I think Patrice would have been a big fucking star because he would have got around people that accepted him for who he was. Kevin Hart is nothing like Patrice O'Neill. Is it just because they're both black people that he knows? He had to say that. Kevin Hart is as funny as finding out that a friend of yours was stabbed in a bar fight.

I find funny or lumps in my groin than Kevin Hart. Listen, Kevin Hart's a bit of a sellout. Okay, he's at every fucking commercial. He was in every movie for a year and a listen Kevin Hart's a bit of a sellout. Okay. He's got every fucking commercial He was in every movie for a year and a half He's a bit of a sellout but Trice was the exact opposite of that their comedy is Puller opposites the way they conduct their lives are completely different and opi's take is if Patrice had lived He'd be a 50 year old guy in Kevin Hart rolls. I don't think so I mean Patrice is are also just physically,

but trees is like a big guy giving Hart's his tiny little dude. It doesn't make any sense at all that he thinks that that's what would have happened. Oh, he is talking out of his deck hole. He's a morub. He's not a bright guy. He doesn't have good takes on things.

But I think he probably just decided to share that because he realized, oh, fuck, I need to put a catchy title. I can't use Anthony's name. I can't call it the Aunt Man. So I'll call it the Betrice shit. That's fucking ridiculous. It is ridiculous because he talks about it like I said, less than a minute. And that's the title of the show. And we also were in something about OP and his acting skills. Because he was calling out, I think it was Kevin Hart now, I think about it. He was calling out his acting on his new show that wasn't very good.

And he explains that he is a good actor. What would you know about acting? Shut up. I did plenty of acting. I'd literally play the character on a radio show you stooped F. Yeah, that's right. Opie was a character. Alright, so now Opie, this Robin Quivers did this thing too. He's trying to pretend that that wasn't Greg Hughes all those years.

I was playing a character. You know the guy who didn't know anything and wasn't funny and didn't have good jokes. I got butthurt when people made fun of them on the air. Yeah, that was a character I was playing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Remember that that Daniel Deleus level performance when we heard the sheathen anger of when he was getting so fucked off that Kumiya and

Jim Norton were killing it, making everybody laugh while well, I'm well fucking what we said. They're going. Let's go to the phones. Yeah, remember when he was playing Candy Crush? That's because that was written in the script for his character to be disinterested in the show that he was supposedly hosting. Remember that time that he fucking freaked out Ray Leota? That was basically good for us.

I love this idea that he's an actor. It's like, Opie, you're acting the way that you act. There's no script. You're not pretending to be someone else. You're Opie. This idea that you're playing a character on your radio show is bonkers. You know, that's actually something I've always thought that when Opie and Anthony were on the Louis CK sitcom,

which is like a Louis, sorry. And then with all the Grand Theft Auto stuff, Anthony always got bigger roles than Opie did. And I'm convinced that's shit Joe, I'm fucking nuts. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. And that's funny too,

because Jim Norton actually has acted in a lot of things. And if you asked him if he was an actress, you'd be like, no, I don't know how to act. I suck at acting. Look at that. I hope he said you're going, I don't know how to act. I suck at acting. I can't help me sit here going, I don't act. I was an actor on the radio. Okay. All right.

So get ready for this, Adam. This is what we've all been waiting for. This was the climax of OP Show. It's going to become the climax of this show. Never before is this happened on an alternate street parking episode. The street sweeper up here. I believe she was with Ryan Reynolds, right? Were they married or something?

Oh, the street sweeper. Fuck, I told you. Oh my God. Are you serious? He's at the end of the line. I'm on. There's like 15 cars. Oh, well, please give us the play by play. I need to know every minute of what happens. We'll be able to go changes underwear after that happen.

I don't know why you got that excited. But he even calls it the money shot. Oh, this is exciting. Oh my God. This is the big cat. I've done, I've done Altanet Street, Altanet side of the street parking live streams, but never got the money shot I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it.

I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it.

I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. I'm not getting it. doing the monthly parking. Which is an 850 it doesn't fluctuate. Yeah, what a fascinating story so much more better than fucking Peter Jackson's Beatles documentary get back. I know. This is so much more riveting than watching the Beatles actually write the songs that have become the soundtrack to all of our lives. Who cares about that?

Much more into the street. And the OP does a fucking best off collection. You know that's gonna appear in there. Get the year in review. Remember where the street sweepers showed up? Deez is Christ. Now I know what you're thinking at him. I know, I'm reading your mind right now.

OP had to move his car. Did he get his spot back? Because that's the stressful part about this. Like you had to move his car. Did he get his spot back? Because that's the stressful part about this. Like you have to move your car, then everyone wants that spot once you've moved your car. Yeah, I was going to say that. I can tell. I can tell by the look on your face. So, you're good.

Here's the exciting conclusion. Hold your breath. I'm only going to have one shot at parking this. Then if I fuck it up, then someone can take my spot. Woo! We good! We good! We good! And that's it. I think we have to call it a wrap. Who was I talking to? Who said, Opie's just like a very lonely person now.

This is, this is lonely, that might have been you. This is, this is the behavior of someone who's very lonely, that they're on their phone, chatting with a couple dozen people, as they have to move their car and get their parking spot back, and he's pumped about it. He's acting like he just accomplished something in life. This is really sad. What I'd like to know is when Stothic.Hopkins, who does he then like tax the money? Does he be like, oh, oh, oh, Context car. Context Vick. Yeah, Vick's not going to fucking talk to me. Yeah, Sharad is a doll that interested in how I park my car these days. I don't think he's going to care if I text him.

I guess I, he's also text my wife and the Philly crew again. What's going on? What about Bom Margera? She has his number. I'm sure he does. Yeah. Someone of that family does. But I'm a little hard. I'm a snowflake. All right. Oh, that's enough out of you. So yeah, please check out the bonus show we did with Doug and I talking about easy for you to say the audio book from Stuttering John because we do get into some updated olby stuff. And listen, if you don't want to.

Whatever. And of Hughes, what have we done today? We have done too much. We did too much fucking. Yes. We've done retarded hillm Yeah. We've done retarded hillbillies. We've done fucking a, the sobrily disappointed Kevin Braden and Nolan Benjamin documentary. I've really annoyed Anthony Cume. I have spoken of like Stuttering John smelly penis in his 30 arsehole.

We've, uh, kitty letters. We covered some kitty litter too, I think. That was an important part of our show. Of that top of the Stevens' cunt. We also heard a fascinating story of Opie Sian, a straight cleaner, which I come with the relic. I know. That's going to be a lot of fun. So you know what that means?

It's a sign for everybody's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play cut for the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP And last time I fucked it up. So maybe this time I'll get it right. We're doing it It's Sunday, November 28, 2021, and I've got 13 guests. All right, that's the same teaser. I've last tweaked the dog lost movies. I think we'll probably get to it next week's episode. Adam Hughes, I want to thank you so much for taking the time to come on the show and do this.

It's been a lot of fun. People should check out. It's hugely hell well. Where can they find you, sir? You can find it's usually hello, which has interviews with great people, such as Carl. There's an interview on there with Anthony Cumie, which I have to admit, while the topics aren't bad, the audio is shit, but it's still I got the interview. Anthony is very good. All kinds of classic comedians.

Uh, the some of the film industry in there. And there you got a classic wrestlers. Also, you find it on the. YouTube at the hugely entertainment. You can show my lovely sparkly jumpers. It's always nice for the boys to see. And if anyone out there happens to be a pro-raslum fan, check out Keep No 100 official. That's an official

YouTube channel for a show hosted by the legends Conan Desconferno, which I added for it. Very good. And the latest episode of It's Usy Hellou is a Christmas special featuring yours truly. Yes, you see that I just recently recorded that a fascinatingly original title called Ho Ho, who are these podcasts, which is really, really funny. No one can say you aren't clever, my friend. No one's gonna ever accuse you of that.

Fuck yeah. All right, buddy. Thanks so much for coming on. It was good to talk to you. I will, I'll let you go. We're gonna, we're gonna get to reviews and voicemails and stuff like that. So I'll let you get out of here.

Okay. Thanks, buddy. I let me leave and go. Yeah, you can literally leave and go. Okay. All right, well, thanks very much. And I love your podcast, Carl. It's actually my favorite one, delicious two.

And hopefully Anthony will be in the outman. All right. It's a big predict and you would say, Ed, man, one more time. I know. Please join us again next week at White for the episode. We've had our words for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the most bits of morning radio. Get down to show these clothes right now. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

All right, let's get right to you, even though producer Chris has the week off. You still have a net news. In the net news. From the Facebook group, Josh Posts, that recon episode was a good one. Marvin Comments? Yeah, the last two weeks almost made up for the one with Vito on it. The rigid introduces a new word with, I have a coworker who frantrasher laughs sometimes, and I think of the old color every time. Delightful. From the discord's W-A-T-P weekly discussion, generic tag shares, Patrick Michael has never eaten food that wasn't flash frozen

before he bought it. Nick 777 writes, Patrick Michael once admitted that he's never been inside a condo. So it's not surprising he's never eaten real food. Carl's Clubfoot, I recall one time when he was absolutely baffled by the fact that prepared frozen food takes much longer to cook in a conventional oven than a microwave. If I remember correctly, he then proceeded to ask why anyone would ever use an oven. Flare adds, I bet he's had hot dogs from a can before.

God only knows how those trotters and entrails have been processed and chemically adulterated, but I don't think they're ever flash-frozen. So checkmate, Gormon. Dr. Quirty says, gotta say, this week's is one of the best episodes in a while, if you ignore the part with Johnny Wetzesnuts talking about Arty incoherently. Remziel comments? Yeah, that dude should lay off whatever he was on, or just fucking breathe.

From Dabbler's anonymous, educational floor posts, Hal was at the Roach Motel, and shares a video of Hal Sparks driving after visiting Stuttjo's place. Fudgecle 2018, Hal's the hottest chick John's ever had in his place, so to speak. Majestic Risk 7, John is Hal's special needs kid. That's how Hal sees him. There is no other explanation for this.

Waste Volume 6352 notes, the case of Hal being completely caught up in John's life continues to get more disturbing. Fix it 403 opins, not the best episode to listen to on Chilly Dog Night. Outside Command asks, is this the first episode where Andy actually had to talk about actual ship? A catchphrase can be a double-edged sword at times.

And Roscoe 577 plays us out with, it smells like a gay poodle in here! Alright, now we are recording on a Friday. PUNNOW IN HERE! All right now, we are recording on a Friday. I don't think we have Vic or Casey, but thankfully, Cardiff Electric to the rescue to go over our recent reviews. This week's review segment is brought to you by Vinylx Wrestling, the most famous wrestling podcast on the internet today. Brought to you by the Card of Electric Podcast Network. Here's this week's reviews. One of my new favorites. This is one of my new favorite podcasts.

Love, roast, and bully humor. L-O-L-1, 2, 5 star. 3. That's a 5 star. The next review from the internet. Meh. Vic sounds fat. 1, 2, 3.

Vic is not fat. That's a 5 star. The final review from the internet. Jock asses. What a used up overdone bassist for a podcast. This is absolute garbage. And fuck you Carl, then a series of emojis. One, two, three, that's a five star.

Better luck next week Carl. Your average for reviews this week is 1.6. This review segment is brought to you by the Card of Electric Podcast Network, home of VinnyLeg's Wrestling. The most famous wrestling podcast on the internet today. All right, it's enough about Vinny and his wrestling podcast. I don't think that math made any sense.

So one point is next is I don't think I want a positive reviews from my perspective. I don't know. Hi, the electric is the star that we all need. It's true. And he actually went above and beyond this week because if you remember last week, Vic came up with a bit that she wanted to do where she was going to read something that a podcaster said and we had a guess who the podcaster was who said it.

Now according to the Cardiff Electric, she didn't think it went very well. She called him crying afterwards. He was in tears, upset about the bit not going over as well as she hoped it would. And so this is Cardiff who is going to do his own who set it bit for Vec, let's see how this goes. Welcome to Who Set It? The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Cardiff

Electric Podcast Network. Okay, Carl and co-host, who said it? Our first entry, who said it? Jason Memoa. Okay. He's got beautiful hair, but how long can it last? Who said it? One. Who said, Jesus, we've always got beautiful hair

I want in the lab. This sounds like an opi thing to say. Oh, you got a thought on that. Uh, I gotta be honest, I couldn't understand what he was saying. Yeah, I know he's a very thick accent. I know. It's difficult. It's difficult to do.

He's weird accent. It's hard to understand. I'm honest. I get it, I get it. Two, three. Jason Momoa. Okay, he's got beautiful hair. Patrick, why can't I?

But how long can it last? I should know that. Who said it? I told dick jokes for a living. That's what I do. I make money telling a dick joke. Who said it? Did you hear that one? He was he? I make money telling a dick joke? Yeah, who would say that? That's how I make money telling dick jokes. I'm going with Seth McFarlane. I know a Seth's Rogan. Seth's Rogan.

Okay. One, two, three. I tell dick jokes for a living. That's what I do. He's all Patrick Michael. I make money telling for a living. That's what I do. He's outpatching Michael. I make money telling a dick joke. He doesn't make much. Per extension.

That's a terbiage. Who said it? Even the My Pillow Twitter feed was removed banned from Twitter because Michael and Dell started posting his conspiracy theories from that site after he was banned from using his own personal Twitter feed Who said it Three seems like that might be right even the the my pillow Twitter feed. Oh, yeah, I was thinking of him too was banned by Twitter because

Michael and Del started posting his conspiracy theories from that site after he was banned from using his own personal Twitter. I thought of top Myers and I just thought of it. That's all for this week. Damn it, Cardiff. Who said it? You got me. Brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast and we're home to some of the most famous

podcasts on the internet today. Also, Dick Sucks. I thought you guys were friends, you're both review girls. The review girls got to stick together. Alright, I have some voice mails to get to. Let's run through these quickly, shall we? Let's see what people have to say. Hey, Carl.

I've been active in Apple Music since you keep talking about your fucking band. I decided to listen to it because you know more cryptos music is good. Turns out if you don't type in the isotopes you get isotopes and it's the worst fucking band I've ever heard of my life. Chris is often pretty good though but don't make it under music special. Alright, punch it out. Alright, so the isotopes not just isot and yes, the Christmas album is pretty good. That's what I've been hearing. So thank you for checking that out.

Anybody who wants to check out, wherever you get streaming music, the isotopes, Mary Christmas from the isotopes. All right, this next one's perfect analysis of Stuttering John's appeal. I'm listening here to the Stuttering John segment, and I have to say say I think the appeal, the deep soul level appeal of listening to this guy.

It's kind of the equivalent of like the 600 pound life that you watch while you're eating the Cheetos and you're like, herni, grabbed more Cheetos, we're doing fine because that person is so much worse off. I think what you've achieved here with Southern John, I know it's running no long, but it's something that is equivalent of existential dread. I think we're all running around terrified

of our own mortality, but then you listen to this man and you realize honey, grab more Cheetos, we're doing fine. I agree, it is the same appeal as 600 pound life. Do you have that over there in Ireland, my 600 pound life? Yeah, but it's just mostly the shits that we take them one and after. They're a good sash. So in America, we have very fat people and they're everywhere. And we like to point laugh.

So, uh, Stuttering John is the equivalent with his stupidity as 600 pound people are with their fatness. And I agree. I think that's a pretty spot out analysis. I could see I would I think that Stuttering John will saddle down one day with a very, very fat woman. And I come at the pictures. I think you might be right about that. All right. I mentioned last week, Jerry Balfill was talking about having two hours at jerk off. I was roommate was gone. I mentioned that just like fucking jerk off in two minutes of God a day. And apparently people have opinions about this. Two things, Carl.

One, why are you coming in two minutes? Have you ever heard of edging? It's Christ. The Jingle department must be very unsatisfied with your performance. And two, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're talking shit with condoms. You can't get FPDs.

You're a man. FPDs are for women in fact. Come on. Come on, Carl. Science. All right. All right. Well, I like when people educate me on the show. easier man as you need to for women in fact come on come on car science all right well I like when people educate me on the show yeah but I can yeah I think two minutes can we give me two me twenty seconds yeah depending on the video sure give me give me one picture that zian christie mayor for a guy 20 seconds yeah there were that was uh some boobies going on

that was very nice very nice krisy well done uh... tucker dixon called in and carl's tucker dixon here to listen to the last episode and i want to let you know that there is some legitimacy to what that guy was talking about the whole pictures except for i call it tucker's kids the only way to know whether woman's racist is if she sends me a picture

of her bare naked kids so that I can judge whether she's racist or a very kind of topic I can teach you the method but just you know it's simply just just ladies and I will I'll take care of it I'll just I'll let you know if you're racist you're not very important anyway I think I'm coming out of 45 seconds. So turn it out. So Tucker can do this by the way, ladies, and the way that you get those images to Tucker is a something to WATP show at gmail.com. And I will forward them on to Tucker Dixon, so we can find out if you're a racist or not. So it's a rare skill.

It's a rare skill, but some people in our listening audience have it. Very cool. All right. The last week's episode was controversial, I would say, based on the subject matter. People have things to say about it. Hey, girl. Love the show, normally.

That last episode, not so much. No, don't love. Please never do that again. And a couple of the notes on the Recon podcast. I go out to limb and say that that guy who wants to hurt people and make them eat his shit probably has some issues. King Shaming is just cover for psychopaths

and that other guy should definitely not marry him. Unless it's for money, in which case, he should definitely not eat his shit until after the marriage, because that is usually how the exchange goes. All right, do that next time. You better next time, okay. Thank you, sir.

Thanks for your notes. I appreciate it. I love the fact that his advice is you should probably not eat that guy shit. Like how often do you have to say that? It's so after you get married. Yeah, that's not a subject I say every day, that's for sure. Whatever it takes.

I went in for you and Kruger just thought you knew podcasts, the picture, boomers, you know, the podcast where you review metal and you want about, oh, it's too heavy. Oh, it's too fast. Oh, I don't like to downsh heavy oh it's too fast oh I don't like the down-to-the-dance guitar oh I don't like blast beads oh I don't like double bass I can't stand the brutal vocals last not ween or weezer don't call me back. Not a bad idea for a podcast I think we can probably make that have just two guys complaining about metal music that can be be fun. Oh God. No, the metal sucks anyway. You don't like any metal music? I like Metallica and that's but it. Wow, deep, deep pull. Yeah. You've heard of Metallica? Wow. Yeah.

They've got this great song called Anthrosanman really? It's and it really gets better once the nighties go on. Is that a B side? I'm not familiar with that one. Oh It's you you like it by the sword of the city tonight. I Will I'll get I'll get that out because that day. All right last voicemail I have to play Call I heard you talking about the had to play. Paul, I heard you talking about the Captain Crunch, Crunch Berry's popcorn. I don't know how religiously you listened to Drone Mike, but maybe you caught the boner line the day that the guy talked about eating Uppsal berries and it turning his shit blue. That was me.

That was you? And I will tell you, eat a whole box of Captain Crunch, oops, all berries, it will turn your shit blue. All right. And I'm talking a beautiful blue, a super-azure ass log. Try it sometime. It's pretty fucking cool. So yeah. Should we all try it and share photos on social media?

Should we make a subreddit thread for this? Does Stunner and John have an email address? He does, yes. Then we should all do that and everybody send in the photographs. This wake up to like 40 photographs of shit. That guy who knows how to text from his number to his contacts. Can he just start texting all of his contacts, blue shit? That'd be funny.

To have the CVs, it's like, John, stop texting me your blue shit. I don't want to see it anymore. No, that wasn't me, that's a troll. That's a troll, the min- The min- The min- The min- You want to come back on the show?

How much time do you have on your hands? Oh, just such a ruse, you got a text, blue shit to my mom and to my ex-wife. And my daughter son. All right, he thinks you're hanging out with me. I appreciate it. Since producer Chris was not here, I was riding solo for the voicemail segment. So thanks for hanging out.

No problem, it's always great to overstay my welcome. All right, thanks for hanging with us until the very end. You are going to be rewarded as we said. This is off of the new Soul Psych album that you can get on their website. You can get the link there in our description. This is a song called Hypnotist. Please enjoy. You are a future as you are obsessed you come all into us I'm so obsessed with how I relate to it It wants to know everything about your own way to live it I want you choose the subject to become an interesting This is where I'm seen, this is where I'm seen, I'm seen, I'm seen, I'm seen Transcending my intuition of the time

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