Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep29 - My Dad Wrote A Porno

Episode Date: September 11, 2016

Another week, another podcast reviewed on WATP.  This week we had the pleasure of reviewing a podcast we actually really enjoyed called My Dad Wrote A Porno.  The premise is simple.  A few English folks read passages from an erotic novel written by one of the host's dads.  Trust us, it's ridiculous and funny.  Kevin and Karl both enjoyed this show thoroughly and pulled a bunch of clips that will hopefully convince you too.  Karl shoehorns in another song parody and tells us about his weekend seeing McDonald's themed Black Sabbath cover band, Mac Sabbath.  Kevin laughs a lot and says "like" roughly 342 times (we estimated) during the episode.  So take that America, we CAN like a podcast as long as it features discussions of a porno nature.  Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts I'm Kevin. And I'm Carl. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. I want to remind our listeners that you can check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for a podcast suggestion, so leave us a comment or post a death threat. On today's show we'll be analyzing and reviewing a podcast called My Dad Wrote A Pornow. As always we are both listening to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand,

so without further ado, let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts! I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born

I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born W-A-T-P in the morning everybody. In the morning. Hello everybody. In the boarded. Hello everybody. Out there driving on your boarded commute everybody. How do we love WATP in the morning? Why don't you be the 99th caller?

Give us a call. We're standing by. We've got our intern Jim. He's down at the local 7-Eleven. He's doing a giveaway this boarded for slushies you guys can bring in any size bucket that you want it fill up your slushie and it's a W-A-T-P slushie bucket giveaway Kevin how's it going? it's going good How you doing? I'm doing great. So we we tried some in different this week. We listened to my dad wrote a porno and

It's a podcast that is very popular and I found I find pretty musing. I'm about eight episodes in on the first season of it Yeah, I actually loved it Okay, good. Yeah, it wasn't sure if you were gonna dig it or not. I think it's pretty funny Yeah, no, it's great. I mean I think what I Like the most about is that the hosts are all British and it's I don't know why but it just makes it funnier to hear them like same vagina and clitoris and like, in a British exhibition. Yeah, I agree.

Rolls-y-a, and yeah, I nod. I agree. The fact that their British makes it funnier, for sure. But the other thing that I like about it is I really like to promise. I mean, obviously, it's pretty much what our show is. They take something that they think sucks and then make fun of it.

Right. Which is good. My only critique of the show, and we should just say, the one guy's dad wrote this erotic novel, and it's really like pornographic, it's over the top. And so the guy was excited about it. He invited two of his friends over,

and they just read a chapter of the book and comment on it and that's the show. And I think that the book itself would just be funny. I would just listen to that on tape. If someone just read it straight, it's funny enough. I would say my only critique is that they might interject their comments a little too much. Every sentence, they're like, what? Oh, what are these? I said, all right. You know, I mean, we're all listening. We understand it through Deculus. Yeah, and I think, but even given that like even if they overanalyze or, you know,

do like every little sentence and stuff, it's still about a half an hour per episode. And that's usually one chapter. So there's shorts. Yeah, I mean, they're getting through the book, and I don't know, I didn't seem like a distracted too much from it for me. That's pretty good. Yeah, I mean, I wanted them to keep interjecting because he'll say, he'll be reading the sentence, and it's just like, there's so many ridiculous things

in here. Now, I also wanted to say, like, when I first listened to it, so I listened to the first episode just to kind of get the feel and the setup episode wall season one episode one. So, because there's I guess, whatever, two seasons or something. So, season one episode one, they start kind of setting up basically what you just said, you know, his dad wrote this book, they do self-publishing, his mother and his father have done it before, not erotic novels, but have

self-published books before. And dad has done this and released it, and it's, you know, this is a modern portographic novel, essentially, so it's kind of like in the vein of Schifte Schade's Accrae but the guy's pen name is Rocky Flintstone. Yes and when I heard that the first time I'm like okay this is this is way too like this has got to be a bunch of people wrote this ridiculously funny book and now they're just saying that it's his father who did it. But the more I listen to it, the more I'm like, nah, I'm pretty sure this is this fucking dude's dad who wrote this.

I actually have a clip of them introducing the author named played track 4. So the 60-year-old man in question is your dad. We will be referring to him by his pen name. His pen name is Rocky Flintstone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and write these kind of novels. What do you think about Barney Bellboa? Maybe Apollo Rumble. That's keeping in the theme. Yeah, I like that. I actually think Barney Bellboa is a little bit, I don't know, rolls off the toggle a little better.

So that's interesting that you thought that maybe this was all like BS. I didn't think that for a second. Just the way it's written and how ridiculous it is, I assume that the premise was real. Yeah, well, I mean as I listened more like this was my first impression You know like rated it the first episode. I'm like come on, you know like This is so ridiculous and the dude's name is Rocky Flintstone like no one's dad is that on a touch but then as you

As you go through it more it either it doesn't matter if it doesn't fucking matter if it's fair right yeah so yeah I thoroughly enjoyed this and it was it was different pulling clips because I'm listening going well what angle am I gonna take I I enjoy all this I almost just want to like you know play the episode for our audience is kind of like just fucking listen to this because it's hilarious but I pulled some of the the things I thought were the best Kind of bits from the episode that I listened to so we listened to different episodes, too is that correct? Yeah, okay. Yeah, I have I have listened to the episode that you listen to I didn't point clips from it

Okay, okay, yeah, so I listened to season one episode eight called the shallay Which is a great one. Do you want to you want to play the clip? Do you think bass thumbs up the show? Yeah, well There is quite a bit of a mirror, but let's see I like this one After about seven minutes of pounding the ditches vagina and cervix You can even get through the sentence I just cracked it up. It's just so funny because it's like It's almost like the father that wrote this this novel doesn't understand the mechanics of sex but yet he's got kids

some of these bad sex before I mean obviously he's a dad three girls and a boy yeah yeah it's I have a clip on here it's called the clip that sums up the show for me uh play track eight she's now walked over to the drinks cabinet pulled two stiff gin and tonics and started to stroke Belinda's tits with her long fingernails. With a long long fingernails. So yeah, it's a lot of shit like that. You're like that doesn't happen during sex. What is he talking about? It's a lot of bad guys shit going on.

It's almost like the guy is writing the book and he's like he just at some point got sick of using the Fasaurus so we're just like, ah, I don't know what a nipples like, rivets, like he describes them as rivets. And the other side I listen to, oh god where is it? Here it is. But Linda found it strangely erotic, especially when the Dutch says nipples, now as hard as rivets, scraped her socks. What a safe word again. Oh, look at her. I'm so sorry.

Rivets. everyone say sorry. Reveal. Reveal. It's, there's just like so many like failed descriptions of like sexual parts. That it's just so hilarious. It does take you out of it. I find that my chubby goes away pretty quick. But it fails on that. And so the way the book opens up, and I found this fascinating, you listen to the first episode,

it's the main character, Belinda, who is a whore. She's in this job interview for the job of her life, and she's sitting there, and right away, the first question is, can you take off your clothes? And it just gets more and more ridiculous from there. I have Track six is this is during the job interview. Play track six. I just want to interject to before we go. The novel is actually called Belinda Blinks. Oh yeah, we didn't

say that. Yeah. So I just wanted to put that in there too, but here's your clip. In fact, just spread your legs wide so we can get a good look at your internal attributes. Internal? How far inside do the... This is a little... Oh, it's a view. I mean, it's thorough. You know, to be fair, it is an £85,000 a year job.

But Linda laid back in the leather chair and spread her legs wide as requested. Have vaginal lids popped open and her labyrinthes... Sorry, sister! Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, down. Yeah, no, that's not that. I mean, I'm no expert on the vagina. Alice, maybe you can enlighten us. Does a vagina have lids? Her vaginal lids popped open, and her labial pinkness was there for them to assess. Wow.

David, I've seen the casting couch videos that were as graphic as this. This is supposed to be a professional job interview Even as a kasey college it's like I put your clothes back out on here. This is getting embarrassing. I love that She calls them lids the her Vaginal lids and the girl like right after that the clip that you took there she goes I've never heard of them described as rubble like top-of-way happy for So fucking good. So Kevin, you mentioned that the name of the book is

Ballinda Blinks, but that's not the full title of the book. Play Track One. This is the full title of this book. But the real title, to give it a full title, is Ballinda Blinked One, a modern story of sex, erotica and passion, how the sexiest sales girl in business earned her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels. Yeah, that's the... There's a multiple sentences involved in the title. Now you said that your wife has the book, right? She's actually...

She did. She downloaded it and she's been reading along with the episode she's all in so like all right so it's a downloaded so it's not like an actual physical copy but on the book itself doesn't have the whole title like written out like yes it's two sentences it's fucking amazing I've never seen that before. Oh my god. Okay. So I just got the hard cover. We have it right next to our Gideon's Bible on the shelf. It's very important to us. I think you were picture her that she actually had the book. Like it was this big novel that she opens up every evening and enjoys a passage from.

Yeah, yeah, she got a little bookmark in there and everything. Exactly. I'm gonna stop staring at my book for a moment. Okay. She licks her finger to turn to page and shit. Yeah. It's something has to get moist. So I'm just gonna play some of the funny fucking clips from the episode I listened to. I don't know if they'll make sense in terms of context, but I guess I could kind of describe a little bit of the scene. So Belinda, who is the main character obviously, is taken to this blooming thaw, right? Which they also say is the the plastic all right, but they take blinda. She gets taken by

horse and buggy or something to this chalet and she doesn't know where she is and it turns out that there's a 50 year old woman who meets her wearing all riding gear. So like a riding crop and the whole all the shit you would wear to fucking ride a horse I guess. And then it's seduced very quickly by this kind of dominatrix scene that goes on. So that's really the whole episode that I listen to. So here's just some of the descriptions of what's going on here. She then pushed her down the ramp and pulled her by her left tit into the Shalace style. There's lots of pulling up by an ass or grabbing a tit to move people. It's very, very bizarre.

Yeah, boobs are handles in this one for sure. It makes you feel bad for this guy's mom. You know like the poor woman who had to you know live with this dude who wrote the book. Her tits are probably like fucking hang it on her ankles. Yeah I don't know how it feel if I had a family member write a book that was this graphic. I think I would embrace it, but I don't, I don't know for sure. I'm proud of this guy for the way he's really championed this thing. So they referred to Duchess now who is the girl in the riding gear who's seducing Belinda. Like Belinda, the Duchess was well endowed. Does the Duchess have a

dip? Yeah, she's got a big cow. I think he means endowed as in brass tit. So the Duchess was well endowed. Then she starts to shower, Blinda, now totally naked, the duck just started to wash Blinda and herself down with shampoo and smelly natural oils. Smelly. So shampoo, like all everybody. Bra smelly. I know. I just smelly.

It just seems like it's like madlibs or something like to this guy like he's just Substituting in like adjectives like oh smelly sounds good. What a natural I Think Alice makes the point. It's you know every now and then and she's actually I think the funniest person on the show She's really good. I think she's a radio personality so she has some chops, but She makes the point This is a guy's perspective guys don't write these types of books and this is the reason why like that's not how you describe Like natural oils that you bathed with smelly right Exactly. Yeah, I guess that's true. That's why you know these romance novels are typically written by women

Although that's stupid 50 Shins a Grey was a guy right then you write that? Oh Jesus I know maybe So Alice actually makes a pretty astute observation and I picked up on this play track 7 And also why does everyone walk into the room and go oh hi, G Jizal! Oh hi, Tony! Oh hi, Belinda! Oh hi, Danny! Oh hi, Peter! Oh hi, Mark!

Oh hi, Danny! Oh hi! Hey, hey, hey! Oh hi, Johnny! I didn't know it was you! You're not my fucking mother! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Clips from the room gonna be the new like South Park reference that we do every show. It should be I don't know if Everyone out there is familiar with the movie the room But as soon as she picked up on the fact that I was like oh hi. Oh hi. I said, all right. That's So the

The main guy is Jamie it's his daddy wrote the book and then he has James who's his buddy and Alice who we mentioned. James makes a great observation and I clipped that and I added a case in point to this observation. Play track 3. It's a problem itself publishing isn't there's no quality control like anyone can do anything. Anyway yes, welcome to the internet's most popular, the most important, my little pony podcast out there, the most important. Kevin, you and I have found that this is definitely the case without a governor.

It's open season for any idiot to put shit out there. Yeah, it's the Wild West. It's a completely wide open frontier. Awful West. I'm just gonna I'll just keep playing those clips. I have her basically, you know, running through all the ridiculous situations that happen with the with the Duchess. So, okay, here's the happen with the duchess. So, here's the... The duchess set the crop aside and continued to wash down Belinda, again applying plenty of handsqueting to her tits. Applying handswitch.

She's expecting it to dispense soap. How, the nipple. I was dying. By the way, I fucking listened to this like the first time and I've heard it a few times now, so it's lost its effect, but holy shit. This is a really good show. I highly recommend it, and I don't really say that too often on this show. But it was a good...

Well, you know what it... It reminded me of... You take the MST3K guys, you know, MST3K and 3D3K, right? Would it be put them in front of a porno? And just have that come out of porno, that would be the funniest fucking thing. And this is kind of what the premise of this is. Right. Yeah. What?

I gotta say, like, even... Even as bad as porno can be, it's some of it is still at least better written than this is. Oh, yeah. I mean, this is all over the place. Like, you know, she's taking this one place and then beating it with a riding crop and, you know, pounds of cervix and others. There's all these ridiculous things that are going on going on So Kevin yes because it's not that well written I felt like maybe I could do this and I took a stab I want to I want to read you a passage from a book that I'm working on So I'm going to warn you upfront. It's a little autobiographical all right all right. All right

So bear with me here from a passage from my yet to be titled book. Charles stood at the bar. His confidence was normally low on account of his crooked teeth and abnormally skinny legs. But a beer buzz and baggy jeans had changed all that. He started talking to Betsy Beardsley, a young girl who found Charles quite charming. She was somewhere between a four and a five, and at this point was teetering on being black out drunk. It only took the promise of more booze and a live-ween DVD back at his apartment to coax Betsy into Charles' basic model Honda Civic. It smelled a bit like vomit, but Betsy got blessed, didn't seem to notice. Once inside the

apartment, Charles immediately had all the embarrassing items he had left out. It wasn't often he had company, so he hadn't given us a second thought before leaving that night. Betsy either didn't notice the strap on or didn't care. All it took was a stiff drink and freedom of 76 for Charles to get Betsy's pants off. They started their heavy petting on the couch and also ended there. Before he could get his own pants off,

Charles had become stuck to his undergarments. His nickname from high school, the premature keyed, was a moniker that would remain fitting well beyond his teen years. Charles went down on Betsy and attempted by himself time. Boy did it work. When the sounds of ocean man died down he could suddenly hear Betsy snoring All in all Charles chalked it up as a success So that's my I was inspired by this I thought maybe I that's you know That doesn't sound like you doesn't sound like something would happen I said semi

the promo anyone name that's ebeardsly the pretty mature keyed the people to keyed oh Jesus that's really funny there was a few things that you should have added in having known semi-autom- about your life, semi-automatically. Let's see, there was an acoustic guitar was draped across the chair near the couch. And also a music book for a hot for a teacher was splaid out on the coffee table.

I knew I was going to get so detailed to take you out of the moment. Charles had been working on the guitar solo for many nights in a row. Yeah, I didn't want to get that detailed with it. Oh, fuck off. Oh, believe me. Alright, so, mine would have been like, he put the Legos away. That way, I'm getting hot, keep going. So, I have one of the things that they do that is kind of interesting is every episode

starts with previously on, you know, almost like it's a soap opera or something like that. And we don't do that And I was thinking what would it be like if we did? Play the clip previously on who are these podcasts Previously on all these podcasts W.A.T.P That was a violent one. W.A.T.P. actually said of my balls while I say it. Scooby Doo started raping our balls.

Oh, why aren't you me? I like out on those scams. I think you're rapein' a laxie. Hehehe. No, I love you. No, don't do it. And then finally they catch the point where they'd be like, okay, like we're done here. Right. So...

What an asshole. What do you think? That could be our regular thing. I love it. I don't know if we need to use the same swanky porn music video. Oh yes, we have to. The fucking music is ridiculous. No, that's good. I like it. It's almost like a mini recap of our last episode.

It really encapsulates just how non entertaining some shit is that we say. But I feel like how can you listen to this episode? If you didn't even hear this feels terrible last week, it's very important to put all of this in contact. That's why we got to pull these clips in. Yeah. I mean, anytime that we can fit in or re-air a Scooby-Doo laugh, I think that we should do that. Exactly.

I agree. So for all the people out there listening who are like oh I want to know what happened with Duchess like yeah I'm one of them. Alright so here we go. The Duchess held it in position and let Belinda enjoy the experience while she sucked her breasts and ate her nipple. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A.

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A. A. A. yourself. Oh my God. Is that the phrase masturbate yourself? That is such a like an old 60 year old dude. Like that's what they would say. I feel like. So that's like, well, it's funny. It's a six year old guy who wrote it and that clip you played right before that where I was talking about, you know, sucking at a breast and eating your nipples. That's what I guess. What ayear-old would say. Right. So I just said how sucks works at all. So then let's see I think someone puts

a strap on on. Belinda walks around the bedroom with her monster prick out in front of her. out in front of that. Monster prick. And his love that dudes laugh in there. Yeah. Well, this point of the call is to wrap on a monster prick. Yeah. I just call this one a well-written passage. Play track five.

Hasevin Pussussy was revealed with... Oh, sorry. Good morning. Haseyvan Pussy was revealed with just a delicate runway of dark pubic hair guiding any viewer to the top. Any viewer? Guiding any viewer to the top of a vagina. There was just a a talk strip of of pubic hair and a row of lights around both sides, like a runway into a vagina. Do you have any more clips that you want to play here? So what I did was I created a song.

I know, shocker. I call this the my dad Runaporno official song. Pussy. Right, let's put the area. Public pussy area. Spective vagina. Vaginal lid. Clips. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, so guys, I want to let you know if you some upon our show feel free to use that song as your official song. You know, I think that could be a good show opener for them.

I just got to see your. I don't know. There was a part in like the second episode where Alice starts developing a drinking game for the book itself. And I was just thinking, what would WATP's drinking game be? What would the rules be if you were listening to our show? Every time I apologize, you have to take a drink. Yeah, that's a good one. Every time it starts to feel bad for the people who are goofy God. You have a drink. I got one. How about every time you or I do something that we make one of other hosts for doing? So

I'm my nervous laughter. Look at these fucking assholes. Every time Kevin says the word like. Yeah, yeah. I do that a lot. Or anytime I do an impression, that's not good. You'll get you'll get shit. I do that a lot or anytime I do an impression that's not good Good to stop How about every time I shoehorn in some type of song parody Well, serious suggestions were who are these calm would love to know what your drinking game is? Well, it's your suggestions. We're who are these calm would love to know what your drinking game is? So this is my last clip and it just kind of sums up where Alice is going

Here's the thing about this Do we have to finish the book Yeah, I think we've heard everything we're ever gonna hit I've've heard so many words. We're half a, that's the thing. We think that we've heard everything. And then yeah, each chapter, he manages to dredge out a nowhere just the most eye-watering imagery. It's just unbelievable. So we have to keep on reading.

We have to. And that's really the genius of this show is that it is still unpredictable. I mean, there are two seasons in. Now, I've only listened to a couple episodes, but you know, you'd think that this is like a one and done sort of thing But it's got legs. There's lots of of this book is just ridiculous Also, these brits are more cheeky than a Ralphie May

I think they have something going on for it Yeah, and I thoroughly enjoyed this podcast. Can we start doing that more? Can we start doing that again so we can... No, this will be the last podcast I let you listen to. It's enjoyable. Never end. We're probably going to get a bunch of hate mail because of...

We've played a fun podcast. Speaking of which, Kevin, we got a comment on iTunes. So we've talked about this before, where we either get five star reviews or one star reviews. We finally got a two star review. And I don't know if you've read this yet. It just came in recently. But this is great. I got to read it to everybody.

All right. This is from Beavis and Butthead podcasts. And the title is Has its moments, but isn't very good at all. Two stars. Okay. Have you seen this yet? I have not seen it. I just checked this morning too, but I didn't see you. Oh, sweet. Okay. You're going to like this. All right. I only listened to one episode, and that's all I could really stand. It was their take on real ghost stories online. A few fair points were made and I got a few chuckles out of it, but the positivity ends there. All right, so that was it. That was why it has its moments, a couple of chuckles, but it didn't like it after that. All right,

getting back to it. About 85% of the show rips on the host for being into ghost stories. Again, I'm going to stop. That was all me. Kevin, it was actually cool with that. I'm the asshole. All right, getting back to it. It's like that's most of the material they really had to work with. When they weren't tearing Tony and Jenny a new butthole for hosting a ghost show,

they were picking on minor aspects of the show that I didn't really find problematic, such as Tony's radio voice, or Jenny's eye for story plot holes. The whole time I was listening to this, I felt sorry for anyone who likes real ghost stories online, because they shamed the show way too hard. Going as far as calling people who happen

to enjoy the show or believe in ghosts retarded or psychotic. Again, that was definitely me. And it wasn't even a quote's retarded or psychotic. Again, that is definitely me. And it looks like when it quotes retarded and psychotic, but psychotic, he can't penalized. Okay, getting back to it. I really hope the host didn't mean for these episodes to come off this way. But when I was listening to this, I found these guys to be incredibly opinionated and judgmental. All right, hold on, timeout. Dummy, the whole fucking point of our show is to be opinionated and judgmental. We're doing a review of other people's podcasts.

All right, let me just pick it back up again. If I could improve this show, which is please give us some advice, I'd do a few simple things. I tone down the slander of podcasts, I don't like just a little bit. And I'd find better things to pick on on a podcast for other than it's a ghost show. So I think it's fucking hilarious that this guy's idea of how you and I can make a better show,

Kevin, is if we were both like, I thought this was okay. Yeah, that's all right. Here's a ghost story we heard. Yeah, that was kind of scary. Yeah, I think it's the two. All right, cool. Could you imagine how fucking boring our show would be? So you mean if I was just doing the show by myself About that Carl guy, but this Kevin guys all right kind of like it I found that fucking hysterical. I love that this guy took the time to write that. And I'm guessing that he's a fan of real ghost stories online. But he gave us two stars, which is great.

We also got a real positive review lately from a guy named K Smith and NY. And I was wondering, is that Kevin Smith? Yeah. Yeah. It's a possible Kevin Smith. wondering, is that Kevin Smith? Um, yeah. Well, it is Kevin Smith, but it's a Kevin Smith that I know. So not not the celebrity Kevin Smith, no. Well, I like, I'm sorry to hear that it's somewhere that you know, because I like that they say, people who rate this podcast, though, clearly don't get it. They've missed the joke. It's like, uh, we've had people tell us like, you guys don't understand.

These other podcasts are really good. I'm like, uh, no, I think I understand. I think I think I get it. Yeah. Now, he definitely understands. I think we're, what we're going, uh, going for there. Some people do, I. Some people don't I mean I don't even know if I do half the time you know like what I think I lose you pretty often. Right but you know it this is what I signed on for you know so under contract for two years you know I can't buy my way out of it either. Don't forget people if you enjoy our show or you hate us please review us on iTunes because I do enjoy both positive and extremely negative I find it fascinating. I enjoy it.

Well there's no in between. That's the first two star. It's all one star and five stars. The first two star. It's all one star and five stars. I'll be honest, that's hilarious. Oh, you know what? One more thing I want to talk about before we get off of my dad wrote a porno. This show started up last year. And season two, I think it's happening

as we speak, which is about a second book, because this Belinda is a series of books, I guess, that this guy's dad is writing. And they actually have celebrities on the show now. So they do these shows in between chapters or they call footnotes. And they had so far this season, Elijah Wood was on a show.

Wow. No, no, no. Another than Star Wars Daisy Ridley was on a show. What? Really? Kid, you not, man. Check out season two. Wow, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, these footnote shelf. Do you remember who that is? I remember the name. I don't know what podcast she was from. Well, she was that dummy on one of the NPR podcasts who wrote that song about fucking Ray Bradbury. Oh, the me Ray Bradbury.

Crazy ex girlfriend, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's fucking lacking in talent. It's such a it's such a drop off. You're like, oh, why is you would from Lord of the Rings Daisy really from Star Wars that Rachel Bloom from that YouTube video? She does have a TV show too, but oh, thanks for shitting out my point. You're the Well, it is on the CW so Charlie to show

Kevin last week I was talking about how I was going to see Max Abbath. Yeah, yeah, you want to talk about that a little bit? You want to talk about that a little bit? Okay. So the whole premise of this band was they dress like McDonald's characters and play Black Sabbath covers and it's fucking bizarre. Like the singer is Ronald McDonald, but it's evil looking Ronald McDonald.

And the thing that I loved about the show more than anything is in between songs, the singer would just thank people for coming to see Max Abbott and not other fast food-related metal acts. So he was literally like like we know you have other choices. Thanks for choosing us a not cinnabon jovy. I get you guys didn't go in a 10 burger king diamond.

We restarted but thanks for not going to see Chick-fil-A, C-D-C. But Van Hal Lenscraft is, that's not even food! That was the shoehorn when he was like, the dead Kennedennies! Oh my god. I would just, every shoot every song, I was just looking at my wife like, Oh, what do I think of that? I feel like you had a pad of paper out, you're ready to test something. I wish I did, I think I missed a few.

But that was the best part of their whole stick. Was, I mean, were they like a good band or? It's for a good band. Okay. This was terrible. So he's singing parody lyrics every song. You can't make out a single word. So it was just a waste of time.

And then I fell at for grimace. So grimace is playing bass. This fucking costume this guy's wearing. I don't know how the hell he's playing the bass. He's in this giant purple, whatever. And he breaks a string at the intro of N.I.B., which is all just, you know, bass driven. Like, oh, now he broke his A string.

So he quickly shifts to a different position and he starts playing on the D and G strings, which I was impressed by. But then what to change his string, the hamburger had to get up from behind the kit and help him change his string because he can't fucking move in that costume. That's so... The hamburger regular had to get up and up and change his string. That's the sentence you'll never hear ever. Oh yeah, W-A-T-F-E.

That's W-A-T-F-E, baby. So we're- The hamburger was called the cat burger and he looked like the hamburger and Peter Chris, like there was, you know, some kind of morphing of that. It was pretty funny. What did Mayor McCheeze play? Oh, that was Slayer McCheeze and he was playing the guitar. Yeah, yeah, Slayer McCheeze was shredding. And again, I don't know how we could see his fretboard or anything. It was, it was pretty cool. The opening act, though, was clown this

Presley. It was a Elvis impersonator dressed like a clown. There was a clown theme all night. I'll be honest with you. And clown this Presley was was awesome. I recommend you check him out on the interwebs. We have assigned eight by ten of clowns in our home now not gonna lie to you Did um did system of a clown play? You could you could be enjoying other clown themed rock bands. I love it. He's sound like he's not like go recommend I know I was thinking the same thing. It's like a British co-worker. Oh, shit I know! I was thinking the same thing. It's like a British co-worker. Oh, shit.

All right. Well, this has been fun. Can we get to listen to a fun podcast that will actually enjoy? Yep. But that's the end of that! Because next week we're going to do this again. We're going to do another episode. And I have a teaser of what we'll be listening to in reviewing next week. Go ahead and play that. I've got three favorite songs on a mode sort of different. For some reason that I just love the fact they went to the effort to change them. There's a you know, you've seen this one, the cookie, you know what the cookie is. How they've got the crackers, they show like,

yeah, so these like two crackers, yeah, so that's funny. There's the two little flags that cross over each other. Have you seen what they're one of that is? No, what is it? It's two Japanese flags on every platform, but they made it Korean flags. Oh wow So they're not called Japanese flags. They just called two crossed flags. Oh, that's funny So that's a fun one. Ah, they're just like no, why not? So they could change it future if you use the two crossed Japanese flags Maybe Apple will make it and make it flags that'd be funny Okay, so they're talking about emoji, is that what this is? They were talking about emojis. Don't tell me that this is an entire podcast about emoji. Well, I got bad news for you, my friend. This podcast is called emoji wrap. And this was a suggestion from a listener. We appreciate your suggestions.

Thank you. It's episode two, the military is an activity. It's hosted by Jeremy Berg. And on this show, it's a guest, Owen Williams. And they just talk about emojis for 35 minutes. And we will be right back in the fucking shit of things. Come next week. How does one have a conversation more than 30 seconds about an emoji?

Thumbs up. Ha ha ha ha. Okay, sign. Black hand thumbs up. Listen, Kevin, if you don't like it, middle finger. Yeah, well, actually there is no middle finger. One is there? Oh, of course there is.

Well, then how about pile of poo that? All right. Pile of poo is better. I like pile of poo. Smiling pile of poo. Or erect eggplant. All right, yeah, the eggplant, yeah, so subtle. smiling pile up or erect eggplant. All right, yeah, the eggplant, yeah, so subtle.

So, subtle. So, that's what we'll be talking about next week. Fucking emojis. Wee! Does the fun ever stop? So, join us next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts?

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