Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep290 - Doug Loves Movies

Episode Date: December 19, 2021

Doug Benson has been podcasting for a very long time. You wouldn't know it listening to his show. If you do choose to watch his show live make sure you know what's expected of you or else you will be reprimanded. Mike Geary joins the show to try to figure out why Sean Jordan thinks he's a comedian. Also the Brotherman himself, Will Noonan, joins us to discuss Opie's impression of his impression and Planet Mikey's hilarious banter. Finally Stuttering John gives celebrities relationship advice and Missy hops on to play a couple of games. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike  http://willnoonan.com/  https://www.facebook.com/scs.boatworks/  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Doug Loves Movies. This was a suggestion from Mike Geary. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Doug Benson. And what I decided to do, Mike, is because we actually

used this as a cringe of the week recently. He had, yeah, he had patent Oswald as a guest with his wife Meredith Salinger. Oh, his current wife. Thank God. He's very spooky episode. Correct. So I went back and and listen to that episode to pull clips from and I want to get into this a little bit. Now the way the show is formatted is it's Doug and three other guests and they start off with just random small talk and it takes forever. I don't understand that part of the show. It seems really insignificant

as far as the grand scheme of things. Then they play a game and they score the game and somebody wins the game. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Then they do recommendations. What's that? The, um, yeah, it takes about half an hour to get into the games. And it's an hour-long podcast. Right. Yes. But yeah, they go into this recommendation thing that I guess people are supposed to be prepared with.

I don't know that everybody is. Recommendation. But they're not told that they're supposed to be prepared, but Doug gets very indignant when they're not prepared. Right. So, yeah, that's always fun. Yeah, because the one I listened to, Meredith Salinger goes, uh, midnight runs a great movie like, okay, yeah, I know. Yeah. So here's, here's the thing, I threw out a few podcasts here, and I was kind of glad you chose Doug

Love's movies because it's a podcast I actually like, I guess, or used to like, but there, there's so much wrong with it that I want him to change that I'm viewing. This is more of like an instructional video that Doug Benson can follow to make his podcast better because there are some good things about it, like some of the games he plays are entertaining. It's an interesting idea, but he goes out of his way to make it terrible sometimes. Yeah. And don't worry. Doug will not take any notes from this. He's not paying attention. So don't think you're going to save his show. Let me just finish up real quick. The the format of the show small talk into recommendation nation. Then they play a game and somebody wins and then at the

end they do plugs forever. They talk about that. This is like a podcast with a bunch of celebrities on who just want to talk about the projects they're doing nonstop. And for some reason, Doug entertains this and seems to enjoy it. So the episode I listen to was with Ben David, Gribinski, Patton Oswald, Meredith Salinger. You listened to the most recent episode. I believe was that with Sean Jordan on there? Yeah. So I actually listened to the two most recent episodes

and unfortunately Sean Jordan was on both. So, okay. And the reason I did that is because one was on Zoom and the other was in front of a live audience. And the audience adds an element to Doug's continuous. So I really wanna focus in first on Meredith Salinger because at the beginning of my day today, I had no opinion on her.

And I haven't seen a lot of the things that she's in. I don't know much about. And I haven't seen a lot of the things that she's in. I don't know much about her. I don't care. And by mid day, I fucking hated her guts. She sucks so bad on the show. And it starts off. This was part of our cringe of the week, but it starts out with her promoting her podcast. What's it called?

Did you get my text? That's it. That's it called? Did you get my text? That's it. That's it. I also like to have acted the hell of it out of it. Like you just know. Look at that. I really like, I like, I like saying it like people are like, what's the name of your podcast?

I'm like, well, did you get my text? I like, no, I haven't gotten your text. Just tell me what it is. I'm like, no. Oh, for God's sakes. That's never happened. She's like, I'm gonna cost a little bit. It's fun. Yeah, it's great. I wasn't in your pockets. Oh, I don't knowakes. That's never happened. She's like, I'm not gonna cost a little bit.

It's fun. Yeah, it's great. What's the name of your podcast? Oh, I don't know. Did you get my tax? Like, no one would react to that the way that she pretended they did. And even Penn's got his head in his hand going, what are you talking about? So that's a podcast that we're definitely have to check out at some point soon, I think.

It'll be too confusing. You'll never get, well, what's the podcast called? I guess they'll never understand. I'm reading the taxes at the podcast. I can't figure it out. All right, so this is great. The recommendation nation starts off with Meredith failing miserably.

But I'm hearing that Quest loves the summer of Seoul is also amazing. That's what I was gonna say. Cause here we go, sorry. I haven't seen it yet, but I just, I just, I'm dying to see it. You know, excited Doug Gott, that she was gonna recommend that. Like, oh, cool, you got to take out that one of the, she's like, oh, no, I just heard it was pretty good. Oh, Doug's reaction to the recommendations are either jubilation or sheer disappointment.

Yeah. Where like he'll say, hey, recommend something to me. It doesn't have to be a Christmas movie, but ideally because we're around Christmas. And then if the person doesn't say a Christmas movie, he's like, well, fuck you. Yeah, you gave him an owl. They're going to take it if you give it to him.

So what do you have on here that maybe sums up the show for you? Well, actually, if you want to go to clip 11, I think, because you were talking about some of the plugs. Yeah. And Sean Jordan in particular, I think is a great, these are the level of plugs you get on Doug Love's movies. And it really inspires you to go and see some of these acts.

I don't know. I don't think you do with it. No, right. Yeah, I don't. I'll ping Carmel. It'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah. And I'll say I'm like do with it. No, why right? Yeah, I'll ping her mouth. It'll be fine. Yeah.

And I'll say I'm like, you know, Sean, you sound like Nina, like then that guy came in here and there's that smell as like I had nothing to do with it. Definitely, definitely not my shit. The Crocodile in Seattle, January 6th, last time on the Seattle zero people showed up to the show. Absolute zero. So I try to absolute zero. No, no, three people. I was that. So no one goes to my shows you should.

That's a horrible blog. It's a known. The other one wants to see me. Come on out. Nice. I don't know that I would admit that, but that's just because I'm not an idiot. So yeah, and I mean, so if you want to play my first clip, number one, it kind of shows the level of guests that he brings on. Like, again, I used to like Doug loves movies because he had comedians. I was at least somewhat familiar with and that were actually funny. And now he's evolved to having people, I mean, look down the list of his latest podcasts, you happen to pick one with Pat Naswell. That's far and away the biggest. Like you can find a person

you recognized. Okay. Also joining us. The winner from last home alone episode. It's Jackie, the joke lady, Cation. Jackie, the joke lady, Cation. There's a joke man lady Cation Jackie the joke lady Cation. There's a joke man. So why not a joke lady? I refer to my mouth as a joke hole, which could be dirty. Could not be dirty. But you got to light it up with some lipstick if you're a lady Because otherwise no one can hear what you're saying. Oh Jackie, it's so great to have you back.

I have listened to that clip 15 times. I don't know what she means with the lipstick thing. Jackie's jokal, I could be dirty, could be boring. I don't know, it could be a lot of things. I've never heard of her. Jackie Martling actually gets dragged through the mud. I think in clip two, if I'm not mistaken. And your nickname has been amended to slap shot. That's a dope nickname. Slap shot playboy and joke lady. Yeah. Yeah. I'll

come up with a better one for Jackie. I just I just always I'm surprised. Is anybody ever said that to you before Jackie? Because there's you know Jackie Martin the joke man. No, nobody's from nobody who nobody cares much about him. You know, I had a terrible a terrible nickname. It was an okay nickname in college, but it was bad when I started doing stand-up. I was like you can't tell anyone you call me this. All my friends called me Haki Jackie, because I played Haki sex so much. It doesn't sound like a professional podcast. It sounds very amateur.

It is completely, it's like just getting to know you. It's kind of a chatter you would hear on the bus or something. Yeah, that's right. I have an example. I didn't realize that this was Doug's thing was to find out people's nicknames or make up nicknames for him. Or he gives them nicknames, he loves puns.

Oh, does he love puns? So the way that the show starts off with Meredith. Now he's having a conversation with Ben Davin. He says, oh, I better get Meredith involved here. So he asked her this amazing enthralling question. Meredith, I've got a question for you. Sure. What's here?

What do you, do people have a nickname or, you know, Meredith for short, that does commonly use for you? There are so many by different people, but regular people just Meredith. But you know, some call me Marcy, some call me Mayor Mayor, some call me Mayor, some call me Mayor to Mayor, some call me Mayor, some call me Mayor, some call me Mamie, some, yeah, that kind of thing.

I have like a thousand kids in my life and they all come. Fucking cares! All right, Mike, ask me if I have any nicknames. Or do you have any nicknames? No, I just go back, girl. Carl, I'd like to squeeze another 15 minutes out of this if I could, could you throw a few out? People call me car car, they call me K-Rail, they call me hot, kikikikala.

It's a good spot. Thank you, finally, we're getting closer to an hour here. I can end this. Are we having fun now? Jesus Christ, I want to talk about, we'll get back to America, because I have a lot to cover there. But I want to talk about Doug Bunsen get back to America because I have a lot to cover there, but I want to talk about Doug Benson just for a minute here.

Great. He's got this really, well, first off, he's known to be the stoner guy, right? Yeah. So he's got to be, you know, he's always like, well, I'm out of it, man. Just so stoned. This guy Ben David is promoting his new movie happily. And as he's trying to promote it right at the beginning of the show. Doug just loses his train of thought. Yeah, what stage that's you've been claiming that it's your movie on Twitter. So I'm I've been running with it ever since, you know, I saw it because it's your movie. You could have just tricked me into seeing some movie, but I enjoyed it very much. And yeah, it's called Happily. Oh, what stage of, you know, release is Happily in right now. If I can use that expression in mixed company. What stage of release? What does that even mean? It's the words you throw out when you lose your train of thought.

Like, I forgot what I'm saying. So, you know, like a movie jargon. Well, wouldn't you say work and people find that? Working people see your new movie. You wouldn't, I don't know what you're talking about. I've only heard stage of release. What stage of release are you in? Well, it's available on Blu-ray, but not DVD and you can stream it, but you can't see.

All right, and then during the ad reads, so he does something that's really dumb. He always says at the end of every ad read and now back to the show, but then he stacks up two slots in a row. So it doesn't make any sense. promo code DLM back to the show. Today's show is brought to you in part by Express VPN.

All right, so it keeps us on the edge of our seats. Yeah, is it going to back to the show or not? I don't know. I got a listen to find out. That's why I'm glad we did these like the Zoom shows because I think the live shows that he does that where there's an audience there. It almost tricks you into thinking that Doug's putting together an entertaining product. Yeah, you almost think that he actually knows what he's doing. Yeah, obviously does not. The energy that he has during these ad reads is very, I would call it manic

and unnatural. He's really... Doug has this really weird inflection. Hey everybody, today's show is presented by our friends, OCB rolling papers. OCB is the largest rolling paper brand in the world and has been won with nature, crafted naturally since 1918. I don't know if you've seen this just reminded me just now, the new South Park that just brand in the world and has been won with nature crafted naturally since 1918. I don't know if you've seen the this just reminded me just now the new South

part that just came out where butters is trying to sell everyone on NFTs. He's scamming everyone to buy NFTs. It's the same type of energy. You would never talk to someone in your real life like, oh hey Mike what's going on Mike. I'm really glad that you're on the show. It's really good to see you. It is if he wants us to fast forward. He's like, yeah, we fuck these advertisers. I can't play. Yeah. By the way, I'm making it really obvious. It's not part of the show. You should be listening to this.

Keep it moving. We're going to like also if you want to hear some natural back and forth, a clip three. We were talking about the recommendations they have before. Tell me if this is a reason you would ever watch a film. We got a visit recommendation nation. That's where I asked you to be to recommend a one movie. It doesn't have to be a holiday movie, but we are in the holiday times. So I feel like it's always nice when somebody has a good holiday movie to recommend. But you know, a lot of people don't even

care about Christmas and whatnot. They're fighting a war against it. So they don't even care if it's a holiday. They just want entertainment of any kind. So Sean, let's start with you. Please recommend one movie. I love Christmas. And last time I did not recommend a Christmas movie,

I felt bad this whole time. So it's holiday season. Go get yourself a big bowl of scrooge. If you haven't seen it in a while, watching again, it's perfect. Hold stuff, boss. Okay. It's perfect.

I love it. To pieces. It's not even problematic. There's not, you know, it's- There's no trouble. No, it's just, it's just, Bill Murray's character is just straight up awful to everybody. Yeah, it's just, it's just Bill Murray's character is just straight up awful to everybody. Yeah, it's just a dickhead all the all the truth. It's unilateral, you know, and it never, I mean, he doesn't use race words, you know, racist words,

but he is mean to like, you know, his assistants and different people than our and other races. I only watch a movie with a mean guy who's not racist. That's what I look for in every film. I love that they're like, you can watch the movie. It's it's not offensive by today's standards. Oh, well, thank God. Okay. Good. Oh, my God.

I just sigh of relief. I hate to watch a movie that was offensive by today's standards. I would be terrible. There's a big theme with Doug's podcasts where he is probably like the worst kind of sexist. And that is to go out of your way to show how not sexist you are. Yes. Like he's always like, oh, we'll let the women go first in this round.

And it's like, why? Just treat them like people. Well, they, I, by the way, I pulled that same clip because I listened to some of this episode and they go on and on even further. They're like, well, he is pretty mean to that one minority in this one scene, but it's okay. He's also mean to another white guy in this other scene And he's and actually I think it's a meaner to the white guy than he is the minority guy

And you're like holy shit. This is no way to live your life that you're trying to figure out it might be a fun You're trying to figure out if you should be a friend and they're not Yeah, what they might be doing black person and like fuck I better find a white guy to yell at But I love to then he goes it's great He doesn't use any racial slurs. Well, yeah, people who are running around yell like racial slurs in the late 80s, what do you think this is?

Also, it's screwed. Does the plot set itself up for a lot of racism? No. Not at all. I'm pretty sure it's all white people in the original, right? It would be out of context if he's just screaming the end words for some reason. But also hilarious. I mean, it was a comedy. A little bit funny. It is a dark comedy after all.

All right, let's talk a little bit more about Meredith because she just fucking gets out of my nerves and it was this thing that was a slow build for me. Because I'm going, I'm pulling clips. I'm like, oh, that's kind of dumb. Oh, that's pretty stupid. And they just like racked up points over the hour long episode. This is Meredith trying to explain why JoJo Rabbit was such a good movie. And she has no idea how she's going to complete the sentence. So they bow her out. It's quite remarkable that it is as heavy as it is, but then also hilarious. Yeah.

Right. And so pushing the boundaries of, you know, Tyka plays Hitler in it. And he makes him look like a buffoon and funny and scared. Like there's, it's just a roller coaster. You're a stupid dumbass. It so pushes the boundaries of the guy who plays Hitler is silly. Like, okay, well, that's actually been done. It's actually not.

So I believe the three stooges were doing that in the 30s. That's not boundary pushing at all. The three stooges were doing that in the 30s. The Hitler guy's a riot. I think Doug, like, is it a requirement that the guests also get as high as him? Maybe it's a concept. I don't think it seems very stacey in these episodes. Maybe that's it. All right. Speaking of people going to confuse and seeming high, the game

rolling with it is what they're going to play. And he explains these rules. And the rules are a bit confusing, but Meredith cannot figure out what's going going to play. And he explains these rules, and the rules are a bit confusing, but Meredith cannot figure out what's going on with us. So Ben David will tell me after I've named this, you know, actor or actress, he will tell me how many movies, starring that person, he can name in 60 seconds. Or things he can name, you know,

bluffing is certainly allowed and encourage. Then we go to Pat and Pat can say, Hey, man, I'd like to challenge you to do that. Try to name that many in that much time. And if he fails, Pat gets the point, but

if he succeeds, then David gets the point or another option is Pat and can decide that he's going to roll with it and add more names. Now, many more if he wants, but that's to be how many he thinks he can get in 60 seconds or

last. And then it will, you know, passes on to Meredith and then in a circle like that until somebody gets challenged. We've kind of like the third person. No, the first two say all the easy ones and the third person stuck with obscurity. And I don't know. I don't know if that's a fair game, but go ahead.

Yeah, but also the third person can bank on the first two canceling each other out. All right. So did you understand the rules of that game? Good Lord. I was exhausted. I know that was a log club. And patented a thing that I have done so. I was exhausted. I know that's a log clip. And Patton did a thing that I have done so often in my life. When you heard him say nice, that is translated to I have no fucking idea

what you're talking about, man. Yes. Correct. Just wrap this up. Yeah, are you done talking now? Nice. Okay. Actually, the clip I have titled guessing game kind of relates to that. I forget, I think it's a number eight or nine, I forget, but it's him setting up a game and as they do on all great games shows, like when you go on Jeopardy, they cut this part out, I think, but they say, hey, guess the rules first before we start playing this. And that's in itself is a great game. We're back. And the situation in my room is ongoing, but we've got a podcast to do. So let's go ahead and play our first game. It's called Space Party. Woo!

So, on do you have a guess? Could you please guess what Space Party would be? Is it how far, like how much time passes between the original movie and a sequel, baby? Oh, that'd be an interesting angle for a game. But that isn't interesting. A game for a game. But why would he get that? That's not the only bad better than what we're going to play.

Yeah, I mean, he really does regritting. He's like, Oh, shit. I should have just told you what this game was. Oh, anybody else got any ideas? I'm not sure what's. Oh, anybody else got any ideas? Um, what movies had parties in them that were also took place in space? Oh, I think I'd be

very short list. What about you? Great. Yeah. Is it, is it like you're going to give is the cantina theme in star wars considered a party? Because I've tried to think of what would even be a vales. You can, you can

probably stop it there because it's just a long, this lasts for, I don't know how long this clip is. It's two or three minutes. Yeah. They just draw it out as long as possible. And the resolution was, it's, you guess, it, it, it, Doug is going to say a fact and you guess if that happened in office space or office Christmas party. Oh, no one's going to guess that. Carl, how would you possibly, if I gave you 10 million options, no one's gonna guess that. No, Carl, how would you possibly, if I gave you 10 million options? How would you ever guess that? Okay, guys, here's a deal of a game.

Guess how to play it. Right down to what you think the rules will be. Come back in 10 minutes and read them to me. And I'll tell you what. I just went on and on until someone gets, he's like, we're not playing this game. It's a one of you, guess. Yeah, that should just be the game.

As you're just a guest of the game, it's like you never play it. So the game that he was explaining that marriage didn't understand and I don't think Pat and really understood they they do start playing it. And basically you say an actor's name and then you say, okay, I can name 14 movies that he's in 60 seconds. So this is an example they said Tom Cruise and Pat and said, I'll do 14. It was just the beginning of that.

Time starts now. Risky business outsiders. Two interview with the vampire. Three. Okay, so you see how this goes. Sure. You just gotta rattle off the movies that he's been in. Yeah.

So now it's Meredith's turn because she said that she could come up with nine movies. And so she's heard how this game is played. Right. And she obviously still doesn't understand it. It begins now. Okay. So he was in a movie with one of my favorite actors who lives in my house. Oh, he's in a movie with one of my favorite actors who lives in my house. Okay, I'm in a movie with Padden. Yeah, that guy. I can't think of which movie it is.

Can you call it? There are 10 letters in this movie. I don't know if each letter would count towards my healing. Oh wow. Now, it's called young adult starring Charlize Theron. Okay, so you knew it the whole time.

You can just say the name of the movie. That meant that you were quizzing us. Okay, so that's one. And that's all I can do. You guys. I lost. You're 38 seconds. This game took forever to play because they're all

fucking around the entire time. No one grasped the concept and it was so, like, if you're going to play a game on a show, I actually enjoy that. That's one of the things I miss about morning radio that I used to love was when collars would call in and they'd play games with the collars and stuff. They have, that's a good concept for a thing on the show, play a game.

And this woman ruins it by not understanding how to play it at all. Yeah, because that's what makes Doug Douglas movies actually kind of an interesting concept is a lot of the games are good. Like a lot of the games are actually interesting to hear. And it's weird because particularly in the episodes with an audience, Doug fancies himself a real game show host. Like he compares the show to Jeopardy a lot and gets very mad if the audience contributes things like that,

yet these home editions are taken not seriously at all. So I'll let you in on something. I have seen this show be taped live before. Okay. I was on a cruise with the band Weezer and Doug Benson was also on the show doing stand up and he recorded this show live. And I saw him do it with the guys from Weezer. Okay. This is going back, I don't know, six, seven years ago. And I enjoyed it very much, although the guys in Weezer don't know shit about movies. So the games

did not go well. He gets very mad he does not like that. Yeah, he never seen back to the future. The drummer's like, that's the best. Right. Well, I mean, in his defense, how many slumber's he gonna find out of Cruz? I guess that's fair. Yeah, that's a good point. You know, you're not gonna bring me up there to shit all over the show.

That won't work, do I? So you just heard right there, the way this woman thinks is she has to tie I'm not gonna break me up there to shit all over the show. I wouldn't do it. That wouldn't work, do I? So you just heard right there, the way this woman thinks is she has to tie everything back to her own celebrity. Now she's been in movies since 1982, and she continues to be in movies. You heard that she has a film and production right now.

So this woman has been famous for longer than she's been alive if that's possible. I don't know if it is. Someone checked my math on that. Get a forensic account on that. And so for some reason, she has to prove she's been alive if that's possible. I don't know if it is. I just don't want to check my math on that. Get a forensic account on that. And so for some reason, she has to prove she's famous, nonstop, anytime something is brought up that she can relate to, she has to say,

oh, by the way, I know that person, or I've worked with that person, Steven Root gets brought up. I mean, I don't know if you want to be a place to be on Root because. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, we're having't know if you want to wait. I'm going to steal and root because. Hey, we're having dinner with Stephen root tomorrow night.

No way. Yeah. So he's the greatest guy in the whole world. Tell him I said, he's the best. Okay. And that's the other thing to all the kids asking that. Oh, my gosh. Everybody's just amazing. I mean, one of the work with is just the best. So then later in the show, they bring up Oliver Platte. Oliver Platte does the one of the best extended drug performances that there is. Hey, I did some drunk stuff with Oliver Platte once.

I can't fucking take it. By the way, I love a good name drop. I'm using Bonnie McFarland drops today. It's because this week I got, I want to go see Rich Voss at the local comedy club. How was he? Oh man, he was great. It was a rough night, man.

All these people showed up from a Christmas party and were bombed. And we're just talking and heckling throughout the entire show. And Rich just had to dress people down, non-stop. Anyway, the point is, I went up and got my photo taken with him, you can see that up on our Twitter page.

I got my photo taken with Voss, and Voss is not a fan of mine. I have to say. He told him who you were. I did, I go, hey, I'm Kro from Worley's podcast. He goes, oh, he's so out of it. Who a lot. I go, I play Bonnie on my show all the time.

Buh-buh-buh-buh-blaw. He took a photo with me. I'm sure he immediately regret the time. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, he took a photo at the app. Sure. He immediately regretted it. But we went to me and my girlfriend went to Skankfest and she saw a boss and Bonnie for the first time and they were doing some like themed show that was actually kind of an interesting concept. And my girlfriend loved it.

And boss and Bonnie and a few other comics were hanging around after and we walked by him. And my girlfriend goes, Hey, to Rich Voss. She goes, Hey, I just saw you for the first time. That was so great. I'm a big fan now. And he turns around with this agitated look on his face and goes, What do you need? That's that's exactly what Voss would do.

I was at the interaction you want with Voss, honestly. Dude Voss looked so frustrated and exhausted. You could tell he's thinking in his head, how am I still a stand up comedian doing cavity clubs? This is not what I expected at my life turn out to me. I especially because Bonnie's a big reality TV producer now or shows on Netflix, it's doing well, I guess. So he must be a little jealous.

And Voss was on HBO in the 90s. You would think, you know, right? At this point, he wouldn't be in the poster. It tells you where Vos is been. You know, it's like show time HBO and then my wife hates me. Okay. Wow. Yeah. I dropped off a lot. I think his biggest detriment is how bitter he is. Like, if he just accepted who he was, I think he'd be a great comic. Oh, yeah. I think he does. I think it kind of is accepted at this point. All right, good. So I told you at the end of the show There's a plug fest that goes on forever for no reason and they give merit at the chance to plug what she's up to

Listen to the way she explains that she's making a new movie. I'm in the midst of filming a movie right now and Yeah, it's a movie right now. And yeah, it's a movie called The Prank starring me. What did you say? I'm starring. I have a lead role in a new movie. You wouldn't say, oh, I'm making a movie called The Prank and it's starring yours truly.

Like, I know that's why we're, that's what we're doing right now. Let's give you a chance to, what a twist. You know, I think about one thing in that clip too is the little British accent she did. Yeah. I feel like that's something that like when they started dating, Pat and thought was really cute. Oh, yeah. And we tell people, oh, she's so funny. And now we just kind of like, what's there like? I should fuck up. I know. He's just counting the other days before he kills her. So then because that was like the only thing

that Meredith was doing, I guess, and everyone else, well, not everyone else, Pat and went on for an hour with his plugs, all the projects he has going on. So she felt the need to go into more things that she's up to. And what else am I doing, honey? Other than I'm on the leadership council

for a political pack called Vote Mama, I'm on the leadership council for a political pack called vote mama. I'm on the advisory board of two tech companies. Yeah, because I'm smart, Doug. That's right. Yeah. She's on an advisory board and she's volunteering. Whatever. These are not things that you plug. What are your hobbies? What am I plugging today? A better question is what am I not plugging? I'm just doing it all. I do everything. You'll see me at the super market later today. I got to get some groceries Okay, very busy One more clip and then we can move on to other annoying things about this show and Because they were talking about this movie that she was in like placid and

I guess like placid a sequel the whole other cast There have been a few movies. I've been in in where there was a sequel, but like, you know, I didn't do them. Not because it wasn't asked to do them, just because they weren't, you know. That's what happens. It's just like, you know, comparable to the first. Did you catch that? They were beneath me, you know, of course they begged me to do it. They were beneath me. It's exactly what you just said. What a fucking lunatic that's woman is. Also, I'm sure a lot of people she worked with worked on this sequel, so it's a great

way to just shit on them completely. Right. Yeah, now I read the script. You guys go make your silly movie. That's fine. Not for me. I heard my plugs earlier. I'm a little busy. I have other projects

going on. I'm on an advisory board. I'm very busy. Advise me more to a tech company. This woman's a fucking idiot. Jesus. I feel like we haven't done enough of a service to show how funny this show is. Okay. Yeah. If you go to clip four, a, it sets up one of the great mysteries and podcast history, but also it shows off how funny comedian, allegedly, Sean Jordan is. As I'm sitting here speaking to you, there's suddenly this horrible, horrible, bad egg smell in my room that has just come out of nowhere. It's really bad, and it also kind of smells a little gasp.

So now, again, worry. Yesterday when I was checking in, I was worried, is this so-called an explode? Because they have a gas leak? Now, I mean, an insanely bad egg smelling room, and it just keeps getting worse and worse. Can I make a ventures to where you're staying? I have two guesses.

It would be great. I don't really wanna, I don't wanna maybe Ryan, it would be- I don't really want to, I don't want to, maybe Ryan can bleep it. Doug, I don't really want to reveal. Oh, no, it's gonna be, they're both gonna be jokes. So okay.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Apologies for, uh, sometimes I, I think you're being sincere. I'm always sincere. These are sincere. Like it would be jokes. Uh, it's either New Eczlin

or Las Vegas, huh? It's a comedy podcast. Oh, there's a lot. There's a lot there. There's a lot of awful mistakes. Oh, what the fuck was that? You trying to work out? Did the Las Vegas?

Las Vegas. Las Vegas. And also there's a little, there's a crutchy throws in at the end. I don't know if you caught it, but there's a thing a lot of people do now where they'll say, like, Hey, it's a comedy podcast. Like if you're not laughing at this, obviously, it's because you're a stiff. Is that what it was? I think so.

Yeah. When they reminding me that I was supposed to be enjoying this conversation, but this egg thing, Carl, if you're thinking it stopped there, it certainly didn't. If you want to go to group five, it's an exhausting process. Doug, trying to correct this smell on the podcast mind you. And this is all shit that he could obviously edit out. This is not a live show. I would think you let him win a lot of money, but they put him through hell.

Hang out on a call on the front desk. We're not going to stop the podcast. We're going to keep going. Go on the desk. Because it smells like hearts up here. Hello. Hi. There's a really bad smell in my room

that's developed in the last 15, 20 minutes. Would you have an idea what that's about? I wish we could hear him. I do too. No, I didn't know what a room service would be. When I checked in, the whole lobby, you guys can hang on a second. Yesterday, when I checked in,

the whole lobby smelled like gas, and I was concerned, but then today, it smelled fine. But now I'm in my room and there's like bad eggs smell. Like it's really bad, and I don't know. I would think hopefully you could look into it, figure out what the problem is because we'd have to at least move rooms, the very least if this smell can't be taken care of.

Yeah, it kind of smells like God against, so that's why I'm concerned. I also have to go on podcasting, so I'll do that. Jesus. I mean, that would be like Carl, if right now, I was like, hey, if we could just have a few minutes me and my girlfriend are going to discuss what we're having for dinner tonight, leave it in the podcast if you would please.

Yeah, right. So I'm going to totally move away from my podcast to waste everybody's time, but not enough to actually resolve the problem. Not only that, he tells them to quiet down at a certain point. Yeah, I know. Sucks all the fun out of everything and then goes, listen, I'm gonna need you to figure this out,

but don't do that right now because I'm podcasting. And I love the fake, like, oh, what is he gonna do? Like Sean Jordan saying, I wish I could hear the other end of that phone call. Oh, I know. They're like, what's the problem? Oh, Cleanshawn.

It's probably, yeah, we don't know what that is. Sorry. All right. So another example of figuring out this is a comedy show is Pat and I swaltz laugh. It does feel like someone watched Moonrise King them and said it needed Hitler. That's like. That's like. That's a great way to put it.

Does anyone laugh like that in real life? That's like a character from family guy. There's a lot of there's a lot of fake laughter on Doug Lov's movies and I feel like that the symptom of zoom shows in general. Yeah. Where there's times where like you feel awkward so you're like I have to fill a silence with laughter. Yeah, there's a lot of zoom shows in general. Where there's times where you feel awkward, so you're like, I have to feel a silence with laughter. Yeah, there's a lot of awkwardness, is a great word for, I think it's because it's Doug and three guests, and obviously having the husband and wife duo that is Pat and Maridith does not help that at all.

But it seems like it feels a little left out. Yeah, but it also just seems like it's an awkward conversation that no one really wants to be a part of. Here's exactly. That's a good way to put it. But everyone on this show is so nice. Like they all seem so polite that they're not like, you know, on regular shows, shows that you and I enjoy,

the guests would be like, hey, Doug, why are you acting so weird? Yeah, Doug, why are you calling down the room service? Can we fucking do the show? What are you doing? First of all, if I have any nicknames. Yeah, this is your first time hosting a podcast. That's what they should be saying. But instead, they're politely laughing at each other. And you can tell it's polite laughter because it happens way after the quote unquote joke. So they're going into this show rolling with it. This is the game show they're going to play. And Doug says we're going to go alphabetically, which he always says, I'll be by last name. Now listen to the joke that's told here. And the laughter

that it gets. And you tell me what's funny about this. All right. Yeah. That's where you get for not taking Pat's name. If you're as well, you get to go next Right Terrible I have to be an Oswald But then I'd have to be an Oswald. And I'm just disappointed they didn't spend

a little more time on it. Jesus Christ, move on people, it's fine. We got it. You didn't change your name. Your husband looks like a troll, we got it. It's amazing because Doug goes from being like overly polite to, if you wanna go to my last three clips, I think I just titled them

rude one, two, and three. Yeah. And I wouldn't say these are the best examples, but it's an example that comes up in every live episode where Doug has been doing this podcast for I think like 11. It's one of the first podcasts I ever listened to. Yeah. I think he's been doing it for like a decade. And he hasn't corrected this in any way, but he has managed to bitch about it in every live

episode where it God forbid someone in the audience or on stage missteps. What's your name? Aaron what is your suggestion if it's in my wallet you win three hundred and bucks. Not only a Sally Field, not in my wallet, and you didn't listen to the last episode. Get her! Who are you? That's basically, like, that's not that bad, but he's annoyed that I guess you didn't listen to the last episode I wouldn't have noted that if it didn't evolve to hear clips two and three

Over here. What's your name, sir? Bill Phil Okay James, uphill and chill Phil did I ask you to say the name yet? Oh, Another name we're not going to play. All right.

So he's I think I think it goes on too long, but so he's pissed there. He's got very strict rules when for his audience, my first, geez. Well, it's one thing to like, scold the audience, but then I think in, uh, rude number three, he actually gives it to the people on stage as well. Why, assuming we're doing this podcast for free by the way, right? It's kind of a weird, it's kind of a weird row in general. That's the demo. Everybody.

Everybody, hang on a second. Nice. Yeah, see, I was trying to say out loud that I'll get the name from you in a second. Then you blurt it out in name. It's not in my wallet. I don't want to play that name, so we're going to move on.

So please, everyone just wait for me. Not these other gentlemen and nice lady on stage, wait for me to instruct you, and also if everyone on stage could not talk while I'm talking, I'll also help, because that's what just happened. All right. And then he's throwing up this kind of laugh. Like, hey, I'm just joking around. Oh, yeah.

But you would be so uncomfortable if that was the attitude of the host. It got it got real awkward for a minute there It reminds me I played a show with this band that was like an acoustic band and No, actually it wasn't that they were opening for Gene Ween from Ween So no one was there to see this band and they're playing acoustic music and people are just talking and just milling about while this band is playing In between songs the lead singer goes this next song is called Baba Blah and it sounds way better when you're quiet. Dude, your television shut the fuck up, like we're all in a bar waiting for the fucking headletter to go on.

Don't tell me what to do, you idiot. That's all that was clear. But shut you a mouth, please. Also, Doug does this thing where he's awkward about asking questions. I don't know if he's just like that silly guy, Doug Benson, or if he's just kind of retarded from smoking so much goddamn weed. But he tries to ask a question about this movie,

Sparks, about the Sparks brothers to Patton. And Patton doesn't know how to answer it because the question is wrong. Are you, what's here? Do you have, you know, sound bites in the Sparks Brothers? Do you have, you know, I'm one of the, I'm one of the many talking heads going off about my love of Sparks and...

Yeah, do you remember something that you say in the movie? Like, give us a like a preview so he's trying to get into say like what was something you said in the movie that was interesting but he says do you have anything to do with this movie because like yeah I mean I'm in the movie I kind of like I'm more offended by you acting like that's if he said it right it's a normal question what are some things you said in the movie. That's a good point, dude What's the movie? I went to the trailer for the movie I found something that patent said about this band sparks. This is what he says

This was in the trailer of this movie There are throwaway riffs that other bands have built whole careers out of He's claiming this band was so good, they have throwaway riffs and other bands have built careers out of. I don't know a lot about music, but are a lot of careers built out of a single riff? Other than the white stripes, I can't think of one. I built a career out of one riff.

I don't think that's a thing. I don't know the fucking talking about. It's also amazing. The amount of clips, particularly the ones that you've pulled that are involved with plugs. That must have been a 40 minute segment. It's all it was.

Beginning and end was all just plucking shit, that style. It's wild. And Pat near the end here has some hilarious cancellation jokes. And I gotta say, not only does he, you can really get into the mind of a comedian here, as he's working out his material and just the ability to tag these jokes from everyone else too is really spot on. Is he not alive anymore?

He's long as a different. What? Quentin, he's been canceled. Oh, yeah, biology, biology canceled. That's what canceled him. Yeah, I'm biology biology can't That's what canceled him his circulatory system Oh, there you go Cancel culture is going too far when our own bodies are doing

The guy tagged it with a similar concept. Pretty much the exact same joke. Exactly, exactly, same joke. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know it's hard-stopped. Oh, yeah, that's a good one too. I didn't even think of that. It's pretty funny. It's all infernest of padding in that clip. It's a thing that Doug often does,

where you kind of feel like you have to keep saying the joke. Is it like, is anyone going to jump in and talk now? Get it? He's canceled. He's not alive anymore. Got it? My assistant God. Hello, hello. I guess to that end, Clipa 13 is another like, it's another example of like, Hey, these jokes were so great the first time. I'm going to bring them back. It's hard to keep up with wacky Jackie. Exactly.

Yeah, always with always with her hacky, tacky. Exactly. Oh god. So the two times he referenced those are at the beginning and the end of the podcast. So an hour later, he's like, oh, shit, I'd be remiss if I didn't bring up hacky Jackie again. Oh, also wacky Jackie. I mean, you can't with a lot of great nicknames that, of course, we would have been brainstorming for days on. Come up with this stuff. All right, well, let's do you want to play from Doug Loss movies.

I think the last one worth playing is I feel like we need a resolution to that egg smell. Oh, right, because there was more to that. Okay, good. You'll see what happens if we get to that. Oh, we're back with an update. I'm guessing he's gonna bring air freshener and just break into our vents. Yeah, that's what's happened. Fabries. All right. He's just bringing it everywhere. I guess. But

Okay, thank you. All right. All right. So it's just the classic. We got classic. I look at the classic closure. The classic, my dad after having bacon remedy, just spray a bunch of fucking light salt over the place. Yeah, I like it when people do it after cigarettes and you're like, dog, it just smells like a cigarette and whatever else.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know why they're always using for breeze to cover stuff up when for breeze smells terrible. Yeah. The worst. Just mixes with the food. He really came in and sprayed the bed that we've already slept in and are going to sleep in again.

He sprayed it with like air freshener stuff. It's like the dumbest solution. Like instead of finding out what's going on with his egg smell, just try to cover it up. Yes, no. Yes. How dare the maintenance guy just come up and spray for breeze rather than getting in the lab and investigating? Yeah, I know. What do you want him to do, Doug?

So there wasn't ever a resolution, that's the way you're telling me. Well, the resolution is the maintenance guy had the gall to be like, this guy's bitching about a smell. I guess I'll come up and do the only thing anyone would do is spray lice all. I don't know what you want from me, Doug. Well, at least they got that hilarious. I don't like the smell of for breeze joke in there.

Yeah, and my dad eats bacon and shits and smells. Yeah, it smells. That's some pretty witty shit right there. Yeah, it's again, if you get the right like when Mark Norman does on or someone like that, it can be funny, but it just is exhausting when they don't have the right guests. He should be better at this point. Like I was really shocked because like I said, I've heard this show before and I've seen it live. I was really shot listening to just how amateur it sounded. It sounded like people who should not be famous on a podcast talking about exactly.

And one of the clips after he's being rude to the audience, the one with the studio audience, he compares himself. He's like, would you over here this, when Ken Jennings is hosting Jeopardy and it's like, no, Doug, you have high comedians on a stage. You're asking the audience for suggestions and you're mad that they're answering you. Yeah, you're not hosting Jeopardy, Doug. Yeah, so there's a way and a mix of that kind of attitude. We're going to bring on Will Nune in just a second to talk about what's going on with my

buddy Opie. But first, I want to get through this quick segment. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This is the part of the show where people send me in clips from other podcasts they're listening to, and they're just cringe-worthy, and we should really point them out.

The first one I'm going to play for you here is something I've never done before. This is actually my submission for cringe of the week. This is a show I listened to called The Drew and Mike Show out of Detroit. And they've been saying such nice things about our show this week. So I feel bad doing this. But this is just one of the cardinal sins of podcasting. And there is no video element to the show.

This is just an audio podcast. They're watching the Brandy Music video for my sweet Lord by George Harrison. Did you know there's a new video for that? I was not aware, no. Well, Pat and I was well, it's in it. Oh my god. Fantastic. But I can't skip the sketch.

I know. There's nothing to do with that. This is me listening to Drew and Mike watching a video. But who's that dude? Is that Tommy Chong? I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that guy is either. I said, there's something deep that I'm not understanding.

This is so deep. We're nothing deep. Pat Naswald. So they're at all things like that. That's just heartening. Is it? No. That might be. No, that's heartening. No. That might be much older. There's weird now. Why does every

podcast want to that's what thing you don't do is watch videos out of your shell. I certainly can't. I'm very lucky that I can't commit that sin. Yes. I will never be out here going. The blind mic project is just watching movies all day. I do like that. And it's a thing that I would probably get roped into if I could see where you just forget you're doing a podcast. I do like the it's the equivalent of just like flipping through your high school yearbook. Who's that guy? I don't know.

Remember that. Remember this guy. I remember this one. All right. The next one I want to play for you comes from a show called Weird Medicine, starring our good friend, Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve calls out his co-host, Dr. Scott. And it's interesting because he sent this clip to me

and he said, I don't know if this is cringe worthy, but I thought it's under the long. And he sent me in the aired version, he made another version where he put in buzzers and stuff. But I'm just, this is really funny because he thinks that Dr. Scott's an idiot and can't talk. And only a physician would call him out this much for us. So if this megba builds up,

can cause inflammation to the adjacent skin, this can be uncomfortable, and can cause balantis now, balantis now, balantis, balantis is, Bollantis, Bollantis, keep going, try it again, Bollantis, Bollantis, Bollantis. A condition with a hand of the penis because we're ready to win. Try it again, you want to try one more time? Bollantis. Melonitis. No, no. Melonitis. No, no. Melonitis.

Blanitis. Melonitis. No, it's not Melonitis. It is. No. It absolutely is. Melonitis. That's hilarious.

Melonitis. Melonitis. Melonitis. I'm going to present that to WATP for cringe of the week. Melonitis. It sounds better. It sounds better. Professional. If you say it, like with an skull. It sounds better. It sounds better.

If you say it like with an ax and it sounds like a Boulana to this. He called that file, Dr. Scott Cantalk. He's trying to pronounce a word I've never heard in my life. No one's ever heard of their lives, Dr. Scott. I like listening to smart guys argue when I don't even know what they're talking about. Not only do I not know what the disease is, I can't grasp what the subject is. Look at this idiot. Just like you don't want to say.

It says geez. What a moron. Balonitis you moron. All right. Adam Thoreau sent in a couple of cringe other weeks. I should mention he hosts a podcast called the Internet is a toilet. You can go to toilet.show or follow him on Twitter at toilet.show.dot show. So Adam Thoreau always helping us out here.

We're going to start off with a podcast called Okay Mary Podcast. And the way he described this was girl one asked girl to a question. Girl two needs clarification. Girl one clarifies girl two is retarded. And if you could be any fictional character, who would it be? So like from a movie character or even a, I guess your books that you read. Ooh, I would be gal good dot. All right, so I guess she's not exactly the cats up there.

I got even with the qualifier. And then the last one I want to play here is from a show called Suicide Pact and what Adam said is this show is like comedy pot pie except to mention it being hosted by two attractive people Instead, by the way, wait real quick. I'm sorry to do this. Are they back? Comedy pop out comedy pot pie. Oh my god me too. They did that show where they blasted us inside their way more popular than us and all that stuff. And it just appeared really disappeared again. Yeah, because we go out of again. Well, then I'll have to find this show.

Yeah, all right. So suicide pad to guy and a girl talking about who knows what I don't I look at pictures of myself from when I was like 13. Why would you do that? And I'm like, well, I don't often, but if I do just like put it down. Yeah, just put it out of it. Hit do, just like, put it down. Yeah. Just put it out of it. Hit it with the shovel and bury it in the backyard.

My lips were really puffy. I had braces, but like, my face and lips were so puffy and my eyes were really tiny. And I shaved my eyebrows off. That's on you, though. That's not. I shaved my eyebrows. Biology That's on you though. That's not. I shaved my eyebrows. Front and back. She shaved her eyebrows front and back.

Front and back. So that means like inside the skin, I guess. Correct. Yeah, she gave her a little botaby, which she was very relatable. You remember looking at pictures when you shaved your eyebrows and you're like, boy, what was I thinking?

What was I thinking on that day? All right, I've one more clip that I want to play. That's because our good friend, Eric Zane from the Eric Zane show has a radio gig now. He's doing an oldies station. So he's talking up oldies. And just to have a little bit of fun with that, he's working in W ATP references. And he's sent me a few of these. And we got to come up with more things for him to say because he's me a few of these and we got to cope with more things for him to say because he's having a lot of fun with it. Here's an example.

Big 101.3, the fun hits you know with me, Eric Zane. Just heard from podcasts, hit man again. Matt Lewinsky's in the house is the Sarah Xane man. I'm cleaning up a mass downstairs that I need some bg's. I'm like, all right, buddy, you got it. Doing good job. So nobody can tell what happened. That's pretty funny. So if anyone doesn't know podcast hit man, murder this girlfriend and kept her dead body in his basement for seven or eight months before it was discovered by authorities.

And Eric, say that a little bit of fun with that fact. Do you think you can naturally work in Kuzuru? Oh, that's a good idea. Yes, I think we should definitely do that. Oh, Will Nounin. Hello. Hello, sir. Hello.

Can you hear me? I could hear you. I want to know if blind mic can hear you. I certainly can. What's up, Will? Beautiful. So what's up? You can hear everything. They have a they have a better sense of hearing. Because of the technology. The way I was waiting. It's like when you're a discard like a reflex. You can hear me when I woke up this morning. It's like, you know, when you're a Reflex you can hear me when I woke up this morning. It's like daredevil. He knows everything It's funny because I didn't plan on having these two guys on the show on the same day It just happened that way and you guys actually know each other. You're both the Boston guys. I'm a will-noodle guy We're friends. That's awesome. We're buddies, man. We hung out at Skankfest together

This is how good I am at what I do guys. This is how good I am at what I do, guys. This is how good I am. I don't usually like to tap myself on the bag, but. Yeah, we were at Skankfest, like, you know, like watching guys vape and do acid. I was like, you know, guys and jorts. Wait, who was watching guys? You might know where I was. I was watching them and describing them to Mike.

It was like community service. So Will is here. He has the show high, pathetically, H-I-G-H, and also, of course, the new and in show. And we love him. And also now it's off-bloids. I got another one now. It's on the three now, man. I, just trying to get that Patreon to pay everything. You know, I want to be like Norm and in list.

What is soft boys? Soft boys is a new one that I just started doing with another guy that's right to be made fun of. It's a, we just answer advice questions basically, but we consider ourselves both guys who have been a therapy and stuff like that, so we're fairly soft and we can answer those questions. That's what we do.

Oh, you guys got life all figured out, do you? You can answer everyone's questions. We get all figured out. Well, the worst part is we normally make fun of everyone who writes in. So I don't think we're going to get many questions like in the future because like we always end up like, going like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

And I'm like, this isn't good for our podcast. We should just give advice. That'd be nice. All right, well then I put a call out to everybody to write in questions so that real new Nick can tell you how to live your life because he's got an outfit. You got it.

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What brother man? What brother man? What brother man? Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum job, OP. The reason I'm excited to talk to you, L is because you do those awesome videos where you're pretending to be the brother man himself, either on the beach or in downtown manhand or wherever, wherever he likes to pull out his phone and fill himself. And I don't know if you've been listening to his show at all lately, but OP is becoming more over the top than you're over the top impression of him. Like he's beating you. No, it's true. I listened, I don't know, I think the last time I listened was like two weeks ago and I'm like, I don't know what is happening here.

It's like, he feeds me and then I feed him back and it's like this human centipede of like bad impressions and we just go back and forth. Like he's, he, I totally don't get it. It's actually kind of meta and cool. Like he's watching the videos and definitely and like Well, it's a shame. Oh, we no one knows who will be is anymore because we'll be getting such attention for it's like a spot on impression I know I know I know what we want to be open. Oh. I hope he has a hundred people watching him. I was like, well, this is not the guy that you want to do an impression of.

Yeah. Oh, it's the most it's the most like niche like fucking impression of all time. Like no one gets it except for the people that do get it and they love it. But I can't yeah, I can't go on stage and be like, you know how OPQ's cops feel. I would love if you did. Oh, all right. So this latest episode, it's he's doing one of his shows where he's in his car because the street sweeper is coming and he's going to have to sit in his car for an hour and half and move his car in the center of the street. And he said, he's in a pad mood on this episode.

It's really great. Oh boy. And we're doing over the top of the, uh... the opster here he's bitching about it's expensive to live on the upper west out of manhattan i don't know if you guys knew that but uh... that view that he has five hundred feet above manhattan it's not cheap and then that there's like a website for the area and some asshole

fucking lady these hoity to toyty bitches, someone calling Karen's. She basically said on a website for the neighborhood that you should be giving $100 to every single person that works in your building where you live, $100 a person. In my case, that would be $4,000. $4,000 cash, by the way. There's a few people that we really like in our building

and we'll take care of them. And then the rest, it's like, why am I giving you money? Why is this your job? $1,000. $1,000. You know what's nice though, is that I've always wondered, like, is there a podcast that kind of covers the board meetings of different buildings in New York? And now I know hope people will give me that sort of information. I just love what a, what a softie.

I mean, no, it's only been a horrible couple of years for four people who work in like that kind of thing And he's only like a multi millionaire six times over so like why would you want to give a hundred dollars a some four guy? Turning a COVID-19. It's great. He goes he goes. I would have to give four thousand dollars cash What else would it be? By the way There are me excepting trev I'm not going to give out. I don't use this year.

All right. Tacky. I was told. So according to him, there's 40 people who work in his building, you know, a hundred times times 40s, $4,000. So there's more people working in his building than watching his livestream. I don't think this is going to work out over the long run for. A hundred dollar bills should have a QR code for OPs podcast on it.

And then they'll do it. They'll be like, you know what? It's a pretty sweet idea. Get the listeners. And also, I want to point out where he lives is expensive place to live. So $4,000 is probably reasonable for millionaires who live there because as Dick Matchedson likes to point out, millionaires mean you make over a million dollars a year, not that you just have a million dollars in the bank. So when Opie has no revenue

stream coming in, it does suck to just start handing on your money out like that. Even though he exclaims this, which I was shocked by. I got a job. No one's giving me Christmas fucking tips. You don't have a job, Opie. It's as well documented. He takes donations all year. He takes donations all the time. It's getting nothing but tips.

I got to say though, because me and Opie are like at the same place in the business now, which makes me laugh. I convince myself that I also have a job. Like the blind mic project is my job in my mind. Dude, you are incorrect about that because I'm looking at you right now. You have sound proofing you have a mic with a spit guard. You are way above what Opie is doing right now. I'll talk you to his phone while sitting in his car.

Mike has three interns behind him just doing all his work. That is true. I do have a lot of slaves that I don't pay. I think interns don't worry. Do you want to use there, my cloud, whatever. Lucia Gomez taught me slaves is the word. So, listen to this.

I thought this was interesting about how expensive it is to live in his building. And one of the reasons why our maintenance charges are so high, for me, $5,500 a month, that I don't get back, Thus then why I'm sitting in my goddamn car, I'm trying to save money wherever I can. One of the reasons why the maintenance charges are so high is because they're unionized. So they're making crazy-ass money. It's a very healthy living. $5,500 a month for maintenance fees to live in his building. I can't even imagine.

He's to save money. He's not spending $800 a month on parking, but he pays $5,500 just on maintenance fees. The best way to not look like a rich asshole who's not tipping on Christmas is to also the anti-union. It's just a great block. And I'm getting ripped off on maintenance. He's terrible. What the hell?

I think this is also, I think something you might have missed Carl is that this is also an example of like what a lot of people said about the opian Anthony show was that it was great that they could kind of just turn the mics on and do an entertaining show. Opie believes he was a big part of that. So he thinks he can just bring up like things happening in his building and have it be interesting. Yeah, I read this thing on the internet that said I should be tipping everyone $100.

Okay, then do that or you could do that or don't do that. I don't know what to tell you. Figure it out. So fortunately, someone in the chat calls him out because they're thinking the same thing and I'm thinking like, dude, you're spending all this money to live there. What's the, what's $800 more a month so you don't have

to sit in your fucking car. Here's when you're saving $800 a month on parking. Couple of months of that is is tips for the building people. Or it's other bills that can be paying Nero. Don't take their side. Don't take their side. They shouldn't have my money. That's classic opi though. Like he'll see people disagreeing with him and think like surely you're insane. I've always been like, could I be wrong? Now, this is great because he talks about how not only does he have to give the money, but he has to like put it in a card and fill out a card to people. And what a pain in the ass that is. Then he gets a little racist here.

The next thing you know, you're writing their name, have these names. You can't even pronounce. So I'm not a lot of white people working at that building. I imagine is what he's trying to say there. It's a hot take for a guy who's lived in New York for 20 years. Yeah, no, you shouldn't. Well, it reminded me of back when Carl Ruiz was opening up his restaurant, La Cubana. OP would go in there and harass the employees that worked for his friend Carl.

And it reminded me, here's a clip that I'm going to play from that when he was calling some woman in there who, by the the way was not Mexican or Spanish. She was calling her Ola. Who did? This girl right here, she said that's not how to get into the book. Ola! No, don't stop messing with us. I'm just saying Ola!

Ola! Hey, Trump. Oh, shit. Sorry. I got LASIK 15 years ago I might need a touch-up. I'll give you a fucking touch I thought she was in hola What's wrong with you? I really thought she was in hola. I Thought she wasn't hola and then

Opia the end of that episode and the end of the episode he revisits that hilarious joke Sorry about the old laugh. That was the old laugh, right? Just let it come. Just let it come. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't.

Why, man? I was trying to say sorry. So I just think that's funny because OP is racist in a lot different ways than what Anthony gets accused of not stop by OP. Right. And I love that the way OP talks is like he's I'm going to I'm going to hammer home this new catchphrase that I will demand sticks. Everything he says he wants on a t-shirt eventually.

He gets a t-shirt on his website that's just says high doggy on it. He's like everything's a catchphrase. What are you talking about Mike? It's all I do when I see him. I'll be like, oh, brother, man, oh, it's like, my dog, oh, I'm gonna hand my kids gonna answer me. And I'm gonna give all $100 for Christmas.

I don't want to. It's not tax right off. And then he still calls Anthony racist, by the way. Like when he goes on his little Anthony rants, he's like, I just couldn't stand his racism. Oh, he said, you know, you are inherently racist. That's an awesome time. I know. All right. So then he goes into, he does, I don't know if you've heard this before, well, you're a standup. He does a mean six minutes on checking out at stores these days. Apparently there's a lot of steps now. You can't just pay it. Leave. So I just pulled a little bit of this because

This is funny stuff and then they look at me all annoyed Phone number. I'm like yeah, no, no Well, then I don't know how to ring you up. They say What are you talking about you don't know how to ring me up? I'm like I and then I have to go my number is private And then they go email, I'm like, if I'm not giving you the phone number, why would I give you my email? And then they get annoyed, like you're insulting them.

I'm like, look, the reason I don't give you the phone number or the emails, because my tiny little, it's this big, this is my bail box in the building. I have two of them because of this. It's this big, you shove it mailbox in the building. I have two of them because of this. It's this big. You shove it with all your dumb flyers and garbage. All right. Does Opie know what email and mail are that they're two very different things? He's got two mailboxes. That's my favorite take away from it. He's like, I get so much fucking mail.

Also, do you think he's looking at a picture of him with Bill Burr as he steals a bit bird did like 10 years ago? So it's it's ridiculous to me that he says after that hilarious bit, he goes, one time I was tricked into giving up my phone number and then I just started getting all this junk mail, which tried to figure out how that works. I have no idea. But it's hilarious to me that as he's talking about how he doesn't want to tip people who work in his building, he also says this next thing. You know, my mailbox was filled with all their shit. So I just throw it on the floor in the mail room in my building. It bothers people. But I'm like, look, this is all junk mail. Stop putting it in my mailbox. I don't know what to tell you. I'm not going to, this is all junk mail. Stop putting it in my mailbox.

I don't know what to tell you. I'm not gonna find, and then they have a little slot. It's like this big where you could shove all your junk mail into it, but it's always filled because everybody else is doing the same thing. So I just leave it on the floor. I'm like, you do something with this. I'm done with this crap. So maybe, oh, we should be tipping his neighbors too.

Jesus Christ. Well, that's all. It's saying you're only just come to know his neighbor. Yeah, yeah, he's just the guy who's there all day every day. Moving his car around, leaving garbage all over the floor. I guarantee you Opie signed up for one of those like winner free pickup truck raffles. You see it like a bank. That's all he got so much control. You're right.

It's not because he gave us phone number at one time when he was at Old Navy. That's not why he's getting so much junk. We're gonna find this motherfucker's house. He lives in a really nice building. This is like top notch building on the upper west side. You know, there's all these people who work there. This guy's going to his Fuck is two mailboxes pulling out mail just chucking it on the floor. Fucking ass. Yeah. Like Alphuccino's coming in later that day like once with all this fucking mail everywhere.

She was slipping out of this building. And this is this is the stuff that will be admits on his show. Who knows what he's actually doing that he's not admitting now. And this is the amazing thing is this is kind of what you saw Fez become of the great Ron and Fez show rest in peace. This is what you saw Fez become late in life where he was just kind of an insane nosy neurotic guy who was obsessed with his neighbors and what was happening in this building and everything. I think that's what Opie's doing now. Yeah, Opie's going to have his dog out to say the word cookie on the next episode. All right, so Benjamin Tucker shows up now. If you guys don't know who Benjamin Tucker is,

he's an Opie radio superfan who donates to the show regularly. Opie had just gone through the fact that he's paying $5,500 a month in maintenance and $4,000 for tips and all this shit. And then this happens. Holy shit, where have you been, Benjamin Tucker throwing a quick $20 at me. Happy holidays to you, Benjamin Tucker. Wait, Benjamin Tucker, did your holiday pass? Tucker, Tucker could go either way, right? Tucker's a little sneaky. That last name's a little sneaky. Okay. So also the anti-Semitic all-p-show's up. The word sneaky is a weird word to you. Is he chewing? I don't know. It's sneaky. See if a little sneaky to me. He's sneaky, cheap. You know, these

people are. He doesn't like a drafty room. He sounds like a guy like watching, watching a watch post in Dresden, Germany in the 40s. He's like, I don't know. It's a sneaky one. And Jews are sneaky people. So what are you doing, young man? You know, I know he's not Jewish. He's donating money to Opie. That's how I know. See, now that's fun. He's having to do it right there. So after Opie says this, which is, which is a weird thing to say, obviously, he tries to explain that it's okay when he's anti-Semitic. And relax, I got Jews in my family. I got a few, well, I got how many actually?

I got a few in Nice that are half Jewish. So they, you know, they do the double holiday thing. And just so you know, well, I have friends who are black, so I just want to put that on record right now. So it's fine. And like that, too, it's like my brother married a Jewish woman so I can be as anti-Semitic as I want. You know, I was picking up on that, too.

He goes, my nephew and niece are half Jewish. I'm like, well, that means there's someone else in your family who's Jewish, that old. Now, how did they catch that disease? I don't think we cover. Well, his hatred of tipping had to come from somewhere. So maybe he's telling the truth this time. No, this is, uh, that was in character as OB.

I got it. I got it. That was brother man. That wasn't will. That was on me. That was shameless and brother man at the same time. That was brother man. That wasn't will. That was I'm big. That was shameless and brother man at the same time That was not me. It's so funny when when Jim Norton used to throw out a bomb on the show and then try to do like a little Ss after was make it seem like chips at it like no, that was a ship. That was yeah, we don't So

Opie this is where Opie starts get upset, because people are asking questions about OP and Anthony, and then to get some set. He's already in a bad mood anyway. Look at this idiot, Dan. Yeah, things, yeah, because things have been so good since all day. It's been great for me. Maybe not so great for you, because your radio show went away, but my life got way better after opiate Anthony.

Way better. I could easily say that way better. Well, this is the next thing you got to do. I don't want to tell you how to do your comedy. But opiate explaining that his life is better now that he doesn't have a job or a fan base. It's one of my favorite things that he does. He always knows when Oki's voice goes really high like that, that he's completely full of shit. That's like one of his biggest tells.

It's like, oh yeah, like I'm totally happier now. Oh, that doesn't, yeah, I'm so happy. I like when he does that, he's really lying. Yeah, I'd love to play poker with this guy. No, I want you to raise me. No, go for it. Raise me. I got it covered. No, I want you to raise me. No, go for it. Raise me. I got it covered.

Hey buddy, you know, your life might not be great because you lost your radio show, but I've moved on to arguing with people in my building. Yeah. Obviously, my life is going fantastic. I get junk mail leaving on the ground. I'm doing really well these days. So this escalates from there because Opie claims,

now I think he catches himself as soon as he says it, but he claims that his current show is a success. That's not my word. All right, that'd be a word I'd use sarcasm to goof at him. This is the word that he actually uses. None of you work well by yourselves, but together you all worked great.

Okay, so what does that mean? I'm not allowed to move on with my life. I know what I'm doing now, it has success. It doesn't have open Anthony's success, but what it has is my own happiness. Okay, so that's a quick, a quick backtrack there. He goes, I have success, and by that I mean, I'm not as miserable as I used to be And he clearly is by the way right as he's yelling at random nobody's having the internet I'm so happy Yeah, he sounds like a guy who like broke up with a girl. He's like I don't sure. I'm totally happier now I got some time to play Xbox like it's good

I'm totally happier now. I got someone who's trying to play Xbox like it's good. I don't mind jerk off. It's sad because like say what you want about Jim and Sam or Anthony show, but like They'll talk about OP when he comes up and does something stupid. Maybe or Jim and Sam will but Anthony will But like they don't obsess on when people ask about the old days the way OP. And he claims to be the one that has moved on. Yeah, God forbid someone sneezes the word, open Anthony near him. He has to address. Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because in this clip, I'm about to play. He does explain that he's not to appoint in his life where he can remember those days fondly yet. And try to remember the past fondly. I'm not there yet, but I'm trying, I'm trying really hard.

But I really, really like what I do now. I like turning on a live stream and just fucking around. I love it. I love the fact there's no pressure. I love the fact there's no one tell me, you know, what's working and what's not. What do you mean?

I'm right here. Oh, you know what's telling him? I take a What do you mean? I'm right here. Oh, you know what's not like that. I take a photo to that. We've been trying. That's a weird tone. It's a weird tone. He kind of sounds like he's in therapy. Like, you know what he means?

He's like, I'm working on it. It's not, I'm not there yet. Oh, yeah. Okay. You PTSD. That is a weird thing to say. Paul, what didn't you, like, what, we've all had failed relationships on our lives, right? You PTSD. That is a weird thing to say. Your finger Paul. Wouldn't you like what we've all had failed relationships on our lives, right?

And you could look back at them and you can remember good things and bad things. You don't just sit there and just be like, that cut ruin my life. And I fucking hate everything about like that's where Opie that's still with 20 years of a radio show that he's dead. Carl, give him some time. It's only been seven years. I forgot to say. Figure it out of that. Give him some time. It's only been seven years. I've got to say figure it out of that.

And what I what I love is when somebody in the chat tells Opie that his show is good. He immediately clings to this and thinks that like, yeah, this guy cats it. Apparently listening to Opie ran in his car for an hour. It's better than anything anyone else is doing. I would say so. I flipped around the radio talk. I've checked out podcast. No one's really doing anything that special and different out there. What is it? Same thing to say with someone, couple of edgy. If someone, if someone's like, curl, your show is the best podcast. I like, all right, look, it's that Joe Rogan talking to Dr. Peter McCullough for three hours or Tim Poole going to blows with Ari the Rugged Man.

But thank you, I appreciate that. This fucking guy's just like, yeah, I know! It's the best show on the internet! What are the idiots? Also the arrogance to think no one is doing anything interesting, oh, there's literally a million podcasts. Not one of them has come up with a unique angle. Though he said he listened to the podcast

and he knows this for a fact. He's the only one doing any of the good. As he's sitting in his car waiting for a street sweep for the calm. He's the only one doing that though. He's the only one saying, hey, look at that car. Go buy it. Well, there might be a couple other guys doing that. We'll probably actually have more viewers. It's possible. They're on their way up. All right, this is more stuff for the brother man character. This is OP losing it on someone. Earlier, OP said that OP and Anthony ended before the show was over.

He goes, you know, Anthony is the person who ended that show. But it was over before that even, you know, Anthony is the person who ended that show, but it was over before that even happened. Look at this idiot. Why was it over before? I got fired because Jimmy and we're having fun without you and Anthony and visit your house and there's way more to it than that. You loaded tick. How I judge whether something was working or not was I was the one that had to go and deal with the bosses on a regular basis. And I was the one that knew that we were losing audience share dramatically.

If you want the real answer, you dummy. I'm going to react to somebody who's just like, yeah, it seems like you know, you're the end of that run. The other two guys at the show were still having fun. And you were the one who was miserable. What you fucking dummy, you lunatic! It's also a narrative that Opie has put out there since Opie and Anthony ended.

This narrative, he's just concocted that nobody liked the show at the end. It's like, I listened, it was enjoyable. I remember like when Anthony got fired, they were doing that apology clock, which was kind of at the start of all this cancel culture stuff. Like it was somewhat interesting at least. And we loved Anthony and Jim having fun, but in his mind, that's just so true that everyone

hated the show at the end. Yeah. And he goes on to talk more about that. Tell me, does this sound like a guy who's telling the truth right here? There's a real answer. You jumpy and they thought they knew better. so they were pushing me out more and more, and in the end, they didn't know better. They didn't know better.

Reform you, dummy. I like to deal with real facts, real shit. The bosses told me that the show was over before Anthony got let go, that we were losing a lot of our audience share a lot. It wasn't the same. All right. So I want to explain something that probably goes without explaining, but the bosses told

me we were losing audience share. That's a negotiation tactic. And the fact that you would only sign two year contracts, method they had to keep telling you that every couple of years. So they wanted to pay you more money. Now, it could be true, but honestly, I don't think they know because that's one of the things about Series XM. They don't know who's listening in their cars.

There's no way for them to track that information. And OP's probably making that up anyway, because when it went to just him and Jim, they resigned with serious. So serious wasn't like, yeah, we were gonna kick you guys off the platform anyway. They tried to make it work without Anthony. So how does that make?

Thank God the funnier ones gone. Yeah, no, how does that make any fucking sense at all? I like the idea too of bosses just going, hey, if one of you doesn't get fired, we're still gonna get rid of you. Right, yeah, but this is the thing that OP is always lying about. He would always say like yeah, you know The bosses are loving what we're doing lately when they want and then the opposite when they were

It was always us versus them kind of thing that was going on. Yeah, that's how like a guy who was happy with his decisions in life Is that the way you can react? I know guys happy is you guys telling me he's been happy for seven years over and over and over again. That's why you would, that's why you would go immediately to another show. That's almost exactly the same as the old show. Like he's like, oh, it's stung. So we just, we just stuck to that format for another four years. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I remember Ron Bennington going on when it was op and Jim and saying like, Hey, guys, maybe you should like reinvent the format now, you know, Anthony Gone.

This is an opportunity to kind of reinvent yourself. And they did not at all. They're just like, no, we're just going to do the same thing we've been doing. And I've reinvented myself. Yeah. Now, yeah. Now we did this car. You know, I get the internet.

I won't tip, but I'll reinvent from this. This is a great thing because now Opie is he can't even pretend that things are going well. He has to admit that they're not. Would I like to be making a little more money? Would I like to be talking to a few more people? Yeah. But in general, I'm really, really happy with how my career's going and certainly my private life is going. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no personal life's amazing. I have all these friends. You don't even know about it. No one who behaves like this is having a good life He's very angry. I love when he I

Favorite thing he does is when he asks some self questions and then answers I'm not telling my favorite olby modes when he's like do I wish I had thicker hair? Absolutely, I wish I wasn't so poor. I'm not poor, but I could be richer. Do I wish my wife had sex to do more? Not really it tires me out. I sweat a lot be richer. Do I wish my wife had sex anymore? Not really. It tires me out. That's what a lot. That is a perfect way. If you're good at podcasts by yourself, you might as well interview yourself. And it's a great way to get around that. The most telling thing though about the psychology of OP is that these clips are indesernable from clips you play every week about the guy. It's over and over again. He's telling you how happy is how the open

Anthony show wasn't working. It's like that you could be replaying the same clips and I would have no idea. Whatever. That's why it's a hard podcast to listen to because it's like visiting like your alcoholic uncle who just won't stop talking about the war or the one chick that fucked him over. And you're like, I get it. I know the story. You know what I mean? I don't even like that. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,

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I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, but this episode, particularly where he got very angry. In fact, it gets to a point where he even apologizes to the guy near the end. He's like, I'm sorry, I got a little angry there when you were bringing up Opie and Anthony. And then he talked about getting invited onto Legion of Skanks. And really, yeah, he goes, yeah, I just got an invite to go on Legion of Skanks. He goes, I didn't even respond to Lewis Jay Gomez, who he calls Lewis Gomez. And I mean, that podcast,

you gotta buy that. I know, that's the thing, he was looking to invest in gas digital, and now he doesn't even respond to emails being invited out of the show. Legion of Skanks is whatever the amount, I'm assuming, let's say they have a hundred thousand listeners. It's a 100, I mean,

it's 100,000 times bigger than Opus Pod. Correct, and that's what's so funny, Mike, I'm glad that's where,000 times bigger than Opie's pot. Correct. And that's what's so funny, Mike. I'm glad that that's where you're mind when two. He goes, you know, I don't need to go on people's podcasts. That's why I don't have people on my podcast, because it doesn't do anything for anyone. If I'm gonna say something, I'll just say it on my own show.

It doesn't help me at all to go on their show. And I'll think it is, do you know how big that show is? Opie. So he does. He does not know how big it is. And I'll tell you what the real reason is in my opinion. I think that he's afraid that they're going to crush him on that show.

He can't, he can't hang, he cannot hang with those three guys. He would. No, I think that they tease him a bit. That's an easy show to bomb on even when you're funny. It's a heart. They're funny. You know what I mean? You got to really keep up when you're on that show and he would, he would get eaten alive.

That's what I think too. I think that he's too nervous to go on a show He's literally turning into Patrick Michael saying that I got invited to go on this big show that would help me out and get me exposure And I'm not gonna do it. I do that's where then what are you doing? That's kind of the whole point Try to get on these shows, but he's not ever watching over the fact that he probably was not in place I bet he was. I bet I bet that's true because Lewis is a smart guy. And Lewis knows that having an open got his show, we get a lot of people doing it again.

That's true. I don't know. I don't know. All right, one more clip on Opie show. It starts off with Opie being bitter about people still listening to OPEN Anthony, like up on YouTube or wherever people are posting the old episodes. Sorry, but I'm listening to you rock getting drunk right now.

I write like I mean, I've been saying this a lot lately, but it's nice to know that people listen to OPEN Anthony every day still, even though the show's been off the air. Man, I don't know. Like eight and a half years, I think, but me and Anthony, we don't get paid when you listen to old opian Anthony stuff. So I mean, I guess it's nice, but it's kind of annoying. You got fans that make money off the opian Anthony material and not the guys that actually did the material. That's not fair whatsoever. So he thinks he should still be making money off a show he was paid millions

and millions of dollars to do. And not for nothing, people listening to Open Anthony is an advertisement for Opio. If you had a good product right now, that would be an advertisement for your current. That's why he's pissed. He's like, well, no one of us who likes that show is going to fight Opio radio and enjoy it. So that's not helping me at all. He can't get over the fact like he's still stuck in like the old all. He can't get over the fact, like, he's still stuck in like the old days. He can't get over the fact that he's not getting paid for it. He's like, I should be getting a taste. Like that's the number one thing he's thinking.

Like if someone's listening to the old show, it's like, dude, have you watched YouTube? Like there's a million things on there that no one's getting paid for. It's like that those days are over, you know? And he's stuck in that. And he's stuck in that. I also like how he's like, the show's been over for a, she's how long now is it a 7,000, 422 days? I think that's how long it's been. But yeah, Mike, to your point, he actually polls shows that he does not have the rights to and puts them in his podcast feed, which he does monetize. So this idea is not making any money off the old, open, Anthony show.

I'd say he's the only one from that group still trying to do it. And maybe he rocked, but whatever, he rock his side. I think obviously only one is like putting up on his feed without having any single right to it. It's definitely serious, like, because I'm property. And he's just like, ah, put this out about Patrice O'Neil and get some clothes. I was gonna say you don't think the Patriso Neil estate is getting money for every video he reposts them. No, I don't.

I don't think that Ruiz, I don't think Ruiz is a state's getting money for the Ruizing T-shirts. He's still selling out his website either. But I can be a lot of it. I'm gonna say he capitalizes off every death. And he's like, big happy. He's like, wow, we hope he reacts to the heavily dying. Before I let you go, well, you were supposed to do

planet Mikey with Mike Adams. Yeah, did you listen to it? I mean, you have clips because he was crashing me. I heard like just crashing me like crazy. Damn, I didn't find that. I didn't find that. I did find some things I wanted to play for you. Oh, let's go.

Yeah, I'm, I'm going on, but I'll tell you I'm not in a good mood about it I'm going on there to break up. I'm going on to be like, why are you doing this Mikey? Why are you talking shit about me man? Why get you get my name out of your mouth, Mikey Adams, you know, so let's let's go ready to hear this story real quick. What happened? happened. Well, so I like was scheduled to do his podcast. I confirmed and then the day before I had an obligation come up, a work thing for, you know, my teaching comedy now too, to the, to the young comedians. So it was like, I think I couldn't get out of the pays really well. Mikey, I don't like most podcasts, pays nothing. And I was like, hey, man, there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry with reschedule. I'm sorry. You know, pretty, I was very, very apologetic about it because I like Mikey, but then he started

trashing me on his podcast saying, I canceled. I made no attempt to reschedule. It was also my birthday too. I should, that means nothing, but I feel like it needs to be mentioned, you know. He was like, I was gonna tell him happy birthday. He didn't come out. He's a piece of shit. So who's gonna eat all this cake that I ordered?

Yeah, pretty much. He was like, just trashy me and I was like, Jesus man, I like, I said I'd come back. So that as soon as I tweeted the texts that we had together where I followed, I three different times and tried to reschedule and then immediately he'd like back at old and backtrack and was like, oh, it's all good. I was just busing balls, man, can you do the show did I agree to this? Why the fuck did you agree to this?

This show, we've covered this show before on WATP. It was on as a suggestion. This show is bad. I listened to this episode 15 minutes of shame where they go through and they shame people. So one of the people they shame is that CNN producer who was dittling underage girls, actually training, I each covered this on the creep off,

he was having moms bring their underage daughters to his place so he could teach them how to have sex. I mean, it's disgusting. Wow. So after that story, actually. Yeah, it's the same story. So after they read that story, this is Mikey's hilarious bet.

Now, in a meanwhile, I'm meanwhile, I'm starting my own nonprofit camp for wayward cheerleaders. Really? What are you getting? I'm not kidding. No, you know how you pay for that. By the way, these would be 18 and over cheerleaders who used to be college cheerleaders. Yeah, they used to be like pro football like, you know, the Laker girls. Right. They're chill and don't swim in or former cheerleaders or you know,

just somebody. And here's how you pay for it. You put it in webcams and there in the bathrooms. Yeah. And particularly in the shower. So you have that's how you pay your tab on this home for wayward. Sure. You know, these are people that they met up with some bad luck. They were cheerleaders and then the things turned awry. And now they're all down in their luck and they need a place to live and shower. And you've got the solution. And this is how you take care of it. It's a home for wayward cheerleaders. It's a nonprofit. Guys, get that. Get that set up pretty good. Well, he didn't know. Carly didn't drag it on long enough.

Did he mention they were cheerleaders? I didn't hear that. So, so a track attractive young women who are down on their walk and then he would film them put on the internet was that as joke. That's one good thing. Cancel culture is done as eradicated people like Mike Adam. So that bit is so old it could do porn. It's at least 20. It's funny. You see that because in our discord big Steve who's familiar with Boston radio says he he told that way we're chillers joke and in 2005 and W E I. Well, so here's the thing is I go on the Kirk Minahan show on Barstall Sports twice a week, which is by the way, a podcast I think the listeners of this show would like. But they,

so Kirk and Mikey Adams used to work together at E.I. here in Boston. And Mikey's persona is like this nice silly like weed-smoking wacky guy. And Kirk has said like notorious asshole off air, like just the biggest dick. You can tell yeah So you just heard that hilarious wayward cheerleader thing wait until you hear the tag at the end of this The only thing I'll say about this is at least people don't fake laugh at it because this is bad. It's a nonprofit Boy, yeah, I suppose to Elijah the bad. It's a nonprofit. Boy, I suppose to allow you the profit. This is the nonprofit. Okay.

What's a boy? Why would you say that? I mean, it's pretty close. If you like that bomb, here's another. It's pronounced the same way. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, that's a good segue to this next bit because they tell the story about how titleist the company that makes the golf balls. They won't allow, let's go Brandon to be printed on the golf balls. All right, they don't wanna get into that political sphere. So this is the joke this guy comes up with

and try to wrap your head around this fucking wand. He comes up with a ridiculous premise and then just goes off into like this weird Robert Williams routine. Their politics in golf don't mix unless you're playing a Srixon golf ball. Srixons the one. That's it.

They have a golf ball called Srixon. How many words in your lifetime do you remember the beginning with SR? You can't make that noise. Surr. Surr. it's like Sri Lanka. You know, it's not really fake country. All right, so now. This is going great.

What the fuck? So, so, Sriksan is a type of golf ball, but is it because it rhymes with Nixon? What does that do with politics? What does that even mean? Oh, he was streaming. Contestants, Carl, he's a brilliant mind at work. What was that?

Yeah, Mikey, he's like, other cultures are fucking weird, aren't they? They're just using different languages and putting letters together. I don't get it. America. I don't know. That S R put together bit was pretty good. Like that's hard to pronounce that that might go into my I might steal that

Like he Adams is actually this is just done on me. He's Boston's version of scorch He loves it puns rhyme Skornball jokes. He is our scorch here I'm glad you said that because I was thinking the same thing as almost into the show. This is shit that scorch would say because scorch is not a quick-witted guy. He never comes up with something that you wouldn't have thought of. And here's a perfect example of that. Arkansas waitress. She gets a giant, a giant tip from a client. I'll give her a giant tip. Oh, yeah. Well, there's the low hanging fruit. Wow.

So quick. So quick to the point. Guys, it's a little high brow. He meant his penis. I wouldn't want to do that. Okay. Not like what I'm talking about Christmas. Now you get it. Fucking a dude. That no one's gonna laugh at that. All right. Last clip I have on here, this is how the show ends. So you heard Kim Kardashian pass the log, Sam. She did? She was the fourth attempt and she passed. I just wanna proactively shame any fucking moron out there that goes and hires her to do any kind of law work.

Yeah, well, plus she cheated. She had the entire, you know, guide book in her, in her, the crack of a rass. Well, oh, idea that Kim Kardashian is going to be handling court cases. Well, you can just hire her for legal team. Yeah, that's like Kardashian, Kardashian and Kardashian, just like you got them all all three of them just to your side as a yeah, that'd be sweet. I'll tell you man, they'll keep their notes up in their crack of their asses in their boyfriend's play in the NBA.

You know, this is what has got easiest reference and Mikey will spit it out. He is the worst. So I cannot wait to listen to our friend. We'll do it in that shell. I'm sure we'll document. Yeah, I think I've never, I've never done heroin, but I think I might five minutes before I do the show. That won't make it better. It'll still suck. It's additive.

You might want to try just taking fentanyl. I'll just add to it all. Because that would be an excuse. I'm going to get one of those like suicide pills that like guys with Kittie porn house. Like I'll just keep in the corner of my mouth. First time he makes like a Kardashian bit keep in the corner of my mouth. First time he makes like a Kardashian bit, I just bite down on it. All right, well, we're looking forward to that. And thank you so much for coming on today, brother man. Always fun to talk to you, my friend.

Yeah, man, thank you guys. This was a blast. And Mike, it was great to talk to you, dude. I hope I see you around soon, man. YouTube, buddy. We'll new in from, I'll see you guys. Hi, pathetically, the new and show and soft boy, soft brothers. What was that? So yeah, something like that. Oh, I think we lost them.

All right, something like that. We'll go back and listen to the tape and figure it out. All right, Mike, I hope you have a little bit of time. You've been very graceful with your time so far. Whatever you need in my front. Oh, that's awesome because I need to go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it.

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I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. I'm gonna go get it. Well, at least the title is nice and short. It's so stupid. Because like he's a Hollywood insider or something, it takes no sense that we would listen to Stuttering John's take on what's going on in Hollywood. Well, Carl, you probably don't know this about Stuttering John. He interviewed celebrities at one time. Wait. That's right.

That is right. So he has a clear connection to celebrity. He also sat across from someone who interviewed celebrities for 10 years. That's right. So he has a clear connection to celebrity. He also sat across from someone who interviewed celebrities for 10 years So that's true. He's he sometimes they said hi to him in the green room and he'll point out who said hi and who didn't I hear about that all the fucking time He's a cool guy. He would say hi. I Am thanks to you. I always thought like I knew very little a stuttery job I was an opian Anthony guy. I'm a little too young to have caught him on stern. Yeah. But he seemed to me like a nice guy. I remember I actually prank called his radio show once. And at the time. So like it was something I dropped

Kirkman a hand show reference. And because of that, he thought that like Kirk was mad at him or something. And I was like, that's pretty weird that he would get, because he talked about it on his next episode. What an idiot. And I was like, that's weird that he would get sensitive about it. And now you have exposed that, oh, that's pretty normal in the stuttering John world. It's Kirk crashing me, it's Kirk crashing me out of show,

because if he gets, you know, he has children. And he's trying to, why just in the blind eye after me, he's just stealing my bit, he has children and he's trying to get in the blind guy after me. He's just stealing my bit. He's dreshing me. All right. So, John starts off this episode where now John isn't shaving anymore. For a long time, he was cutting himself.

I think because he's very hungover when he shaves in the morning, but he was cutting himself a lot and he was bleeding on air. So, he's decided to just like stop shaving and he looks pretty bad, but he explains this. I have to be honest here. I mean, the beard is kind of because I'm lazy. You know, I hate shaving. I decided to drink on this one because talking about the relationships to cloudy day, why not?

Let's go. He decided to drink because it's cloudy out. Why not? Let's go. He decided to drink because it's cloudy out. This is something in alcoholic sense. Why are you drinking? It's a nice day tonight. Why are you drinking? That's shitty weather. On the sun rose today, I figured I should celebrate.

Yeah, you know, I only drink when I'm by myself or out with other people. Okay. All right, so this is rules. He only drinks at night. This is a, this is a, oh, that's the best when his guests call him out on beer on the balcony. They're like, whoa, John, it's like three o'clock.

You're drinking a beer like, well, it's called beer on the balcony, huh? That's a show. If I did have a beer, people would be, you know, pretty upset about it. No one would be upset if you stop drinking, John. Everyone would be very happy for you. So this is a weird, weird episode

because it's all about relationships in Hollywood, relationships between celebrities. This is what bugs him. And he says, I don't know why celebrities are always dating other celebrities. It never works out. What do you care? What difference does that make?

But this is what he's all worked up about. I mentioned Kurt Russell and Goldie Hahn. Well, yeah, they last, are they still together? I think they are. They've lasted a long, yes time. Sometimes it works. But most of the time, no, it doesn't. And that's what bugs me about,

why don't these freaking Jennifer Aniston's, Angelina Jolie's, like, why not give a regular due to shot? Why not? Why not go out with a plumber? Go out the plumber or a stuttering comedian When I go out with the husband. Why would they? Why would they give a husband a chance? Is just stating something that's statistically true of marriage in general correct? Some work and some don't.

Yeah, he goes, he goes, all these relationships break up. It's like, well, that's true of all relationships. It's just because we know about them. That you know that they break up or not. It's fucking retarded. And the way he puts people on blast to this episode. So it starts with bad aflack. And maybe you heard it made some news.

I think TMZ covered it when he was at Howard Stern last week. He talked about how his marriage with Jennifer Garner was driving him to drink. Right. And John doesn't like that. First of all, you come out and you say that Jennifer Garner led you to drink. Ben, shout out. Look, you're a good actor. You're a good

guy. Well, man, well, yeah, I would say you're a good guy. Any friend of math, Damon, as a friend of mine. You're a good director or a producer, you know, Argo was a great movie, although you'd bent the truth a little bit. John does the truth about the Iran hostage crisis. Okay, but now you're back with J-Lo. That's what he's missed about. That was it. Back with J-Lo.

I was waiting for some great philosophical wisdom. The kind of job. I was at what some great philosophical wisdom to come out of John. I was like, what do you thought was gonna happen? I really did. Dude, this is like a show you'd see on like E entertainment or something. But F like is back with J-Lo. It's like, okay, well cares.

And with John, I always get obsessed with like the little things where he's like, essentially the tone when he threw out Matt Damon's name was basically like and Matt of you watching and I know you all. Yeah. Like he thinks these celebrities even know who he is anymore. Like they've forgotten you job. You were a funny gimmick in the 90s. And I don't remember who you are anymore. And that's fine. But you should just do your podcast and not be as obsessed to it. No, he's definitely alluding to the fact that he's friendly with Matt Dames. Like, any friend of Matt Dames, a friend of mine,

like, Matt, Dames is not a friend of yours. What do you mean? I mean, I'm actually, I love him borrow the plot of a good little hunting. Yeah, I came up with that, you know, actually, actually Fred did, but I did credit. All right, so now let's talk about some inside information he has about J-Low.

You ready for this? I am. You know, learn some info here. Now, I'll tell you some insight thing and, you know, I hate to be a little crass, if you will, but it's a much known thing. We know it from a friend who dated J-Lo and Ben Affleck. dated J. Low and Ben Affleck put it this way. J. Low is supposed to have one of the most beautiful of the gynas in the world. That's what I hear. And I hear it from a good source. So I'll stand by it. So you could see that, you know, maybe Ben wanted some more of that.

So John, because he got got, it's information. Thanks to he got back with JLo because he wanted to have sex with her. Yeah, I think so. What a one-sided. What Hollywood gossip? I think he wants to get his dickwad. Yeah, I do too.

I think that sounds pretty plausible. By the way, I don't know who Margot Robbie's dating, but I have heard Rumbleings that it's with someone that wants to have sex with. That's a little, I'm a bit of an insider, Carl. Uh, you know that chick who's like, uh, a perfect tan, even though she's 50 years old, she's not trying to vagina too.

You don't say, wow. And the man with her likes filling that vagina. No, never would've guessed. Jesus Christ, John. What am I listening to? This is such a weird side of Southern Utah. They've never heard before. It got to be guilty over here talking about

Oh, I know someone who knows someone who you know got a peak with their camera underneath the skirt I wish you would do that just a straight-up like You know entertainment tonight rip off with John moment and tonight rip off with John moment. I mean, it's with this episode. It's insane. So then it puts Jennifer Aniston on blast for some reason. And you won the Jennifer Aniston. You won the Y. And let me tell you something.

Your biological clock is ticking. But everyone brand paid just in the era. All the ones you date are all celebrities. And guess what? You haven't found one, they're me, you're happy. That's... This is the most, this is actually the most insane thing John's ever said. And he said so many insane things.

He's telling Jennifer Anderson how to live her life. This guy, I hope. I don't know how skilled your listeners are at like editing video and things like that. But I would love a movie trailer, like a rom-com trailer, where John is pitching that to Jennifer Aniston. Just date a real guy like me. Why don't you just date a plumber and just see what happens.

Jennifer, I got everything you got right here. And it's 42 because this guy should not be giving relationship advice. You know, I'm gonna throw that out there. Is that right? At one point, someone asks him why he doesn't have a girlfriend. Since it's giving all this advice, he hasn't answer for that. No, no, I'm very, I'm actually way too selective.

It's been my biggest problem. Always. I'm way too selective. It's very problem always way too selective it's very hard. That's that's the problem you know he's a standard very high. That's what I that's my cry out loud when I was alone on prom night I'm just too god damn selective. I can't be bothered to clean a litter box or clip my toenails but I'm very selective when I got to the girls and I date. Okay. Sorry, sweetheart, nine's in a bubble.

So he's going out and out about how, what is up with these celebrities who date other celebrities? Why would they do that? And then he has to confess, you know what, Mike? He's been in that trap before, so he's not completely innocent here. There's a certain thing. Now I get it. Like, look, not gonna lie.

Yeah, I had sex with the Playboy Center, but you know how often, you know, I've had some fun at the Playboy Mansion. You know, I had sex with another Playboy, you know, girl, you know. No one told me there was gonna be boasting. But who would, you know, I get that. Oh, you get that celebrities want to have sex

with other celebrities because they're very attractive and make a ton of money. Now you're starting to get, and he's like, yeah, when I used to fuck those really super hot chicks, that was pretty cool. I could see why you'd want to do that Folks, I'm not gonna lie to you. I love that I'm not gonna lie to you Believe it or not, I've had sex with playboy models. Oh John

Well, I'm glad you're not shitting us. How much regret do these girls have? I I picture These girls crying like that porn star who fucked Jeff the drunk or whatever I can't remember what happened on our search out like that porn star who fucked Jeff the drunk or whatever. I can't remember what happened on that research show. But one of the wack packers had sex with the porn star. And immediately after she regretted it and was bawling her eyes out. Yeah, like when you haven't had died, we started to learn some of the horrible things he did. But I think allowing these women to sleep with

a stuttering John might be the worst. That's the worst. Yeah, the highest crime of them all. That's the worst to them all. Can you just do me a favor? It's for Howard. Just do me a favor. Trust me for Howard. Just do me a favor. Trust me, it's not gonna take long.

It's not gonna be your whole night, all right? Just, all right. So John talks about there's a celebrity dating site called Araya. And for that. Yeah, yeah. So it's only for celebrities. Araya is the celebrity dating site.

I kid you not. And to prove they don't consider me a real celebrity, Rayia has not allowed me into that dating site. Get they let a comic friend to mine in because she's a hot chick and she doesn't, you know, when she's, you know, if I said a name, you wouldn't know. Yeah, but he's not bitter or anything, my God, they won't let me, but they let this asshole and no one knows. And then they need to serenade him. Oh, you ever in a her? I guess. I also like, it's a celebrity dating app, but also like, I think they

let like movie producers, like people who are kind of loosely attached to that world on which makes it more hilarious that Stuttering John's not allowed. Yeah. Oh, I have 14,000 subscribers on YouTube and my videos got a few hundred people watching them. So what else do I have to do for this application? Hello? Hello? Yeah. Unfortunately for John the people who created the app weren't alive when Stuttering John was famous. Right 17 minutes into the show John is not getting any money and starts begging for money. I'll see you lend the workman But I will say feel free to give me some stars on the way out. Oh By the way, super chats are allowed on this show By the way, by the way, I don't know if you guys know the rules there, but you can super

chat me if you'd like to. I find that sort of thing to discuss. As a guy with a Patreon, that you can find a Patreon.com slash blind Mike. I find that sort of shamelessness disgusting quite frankly. Slash blind Mike, you say? Yes, it's patreon.com slash blind Mike. That sounds easy to find and fun to do. It certainly is.

This is a fucking ridiculous thing. So John's trying to explain how hot my lacunas is. All right. Now, the way I would do that is I'd be like, I find my lacunas extremely attractive. That's how I might do it. He takes a dip. I would say you've seen me lacunus before I assume.

Yeah, right. He takes a different route. If you watch the movie for getting Sarah Marshall, me lacunus makes Kristen Bell look like a dog. That's actually one of the funnier things. I don't think he better to be funny. That's not, that is a funny one. That's a pretty funny line.

She makes another hot chick look like a dog. She says, you just say that she's a trend. You know, to put down the other one. Yeah, well, it's topical at least. So if you listen to the show, you know, or if you ever watch Stuttering John show, you know that he always puts his pinky out when he drinks his beer and it's in raging. Is that like to be classy? Well, I've always wondered that and someone finally asked

him and he finally addressed it. He went a little bit more and he had, I don't know why I always have my pinky up. It's some kind of fucking reflex. I don't know why I always have my pinky up. It's some kind of fucking reflex I don't know why so he can't control his hands, I guess Is why he does that it's not a reflex. It's not a reflex No, it certainly isn't even when he's drinking like orange juice or something. He does that stupid like pinky out thing Oh, he's trying to be some darkness there. There's something weird going on But John loves it when people troll him.

Pretty great show, John. Even the trolls couldn't resist it. Oh, I know. These trolls, you know, they love me. They're in love with me. It's my I love it. Actually, just like how says, give me the algorithm. I don't care. But trash, be all you want. Okay, I told you. I told you we were. We are, we are trying. But I should mention, this is the third week in a row, producer Chris is not here.

He's got another week off. And, but what he did, he sent me in some clips that I could play and I haven't been playing them. But he sent me in some clips. So it would sound like he was here. And I think this's what's fun. This was a prop, but he's doing a Stuttering John in Brechen. The thing these trolls don't know is I know my kids look up to me.

They say, Dad, every story you tell you're the hero of. Very good, Chris. It's actually pretty good. Pipe down now, I'm pretty surprised. That's enough out of you. Now Will had mentioned earlier about his birthday when he was supposed to be on Planet Mikey. Now I had a good way to celebrate your birthday.

I will say that, and I don't celebrate birthdays, but when the show comes out, it will be my birthday. And I want to thank Stuttering John for singing me Happy Birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear. Some fat loser fuck who works at a marketing company in in Rockchester. Happy birthday to you. Oh, thank you so much. That's sweet. You guys could put down your differences for a moment. Right. Yeah.

We got to celebrate the special moments in our lives. So I appreciate that. Wow. What have we done today? Mike, we've done it all. Is the answer. Certainly have to. I like the Boston flavor that you threw in Mike Adams.'ve done it all, is the ad. Certainly have to. I like the Boston flavor that you threw in Mike Adams.

For me, it was very nice. Mike, did you work with Mike Adams? You guys worked at the same station, right? No, I met him once. Okay. And this guy, so he has like a rival in Boston radio named Mike Mnansky, who is like the nicest guy ever, like the nicest guy in the radio business for sure. And I kind of pushed Mike Adams out of his job, more or less like they replaced Mike Adams

with Mike Manansky. And I was there, like, Mut brought me in, just as like just to be a nice guy. Like I said, I wanted to see how his show runs and everything. So Mut brought me in. And Mike Adams was very nice to me, but the two of them did not speak, did not make eye contact. And then when the mic turned on, they would, you know, go back and forth and then not speak, not make eye contact.

It was weird. It worked for Opian Anthony for all those years. Yeah. There you go. Well, I do appreciate you coming on and talking about planning Mikey and Stuttering John and olpie radio of course and Doug Benson and Meredith Salinger Holy shit we gotta cover that fucking podcast Did you get my tax for sure, but we've done it all you know what that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show I will tell you that I don't have a clip because coming up next week's WTP is worst of 2021 crows will be over Andy producer Chris and they'll all be bringing what they think was the worst show that we covered in 2021 which we'll put up for a vote. And we did that last year and it was a lot of fun. So I'm looking forward to that.

I haven't picked my show yet that I'll be bringing, but Andy picked it. I like when you guys did that on Thanksgiving, the potluck or whatever it was. It was a cool idea. I like that too. You get a nice variety of a bunch of different things that people are finding out there. So, so yes, that will be coming out. We're not going to record it. Christmas Day, we're going to record it a couple of days before that, but we'll have it

out for that weekend, so everyone can enjoy that. Mike Geary, thank you so much for your time today and for coming on. You were fantastic. Thank you for having me, buddy. I, like I said, I'm a big fan of the show, so I appreciate you having me out. People should check out the Blind Mike project wherever you get podcasts. You put out a weekly show.

Yes, I also, I do two podcasts. I actually started a new podcast recently. Oh, you like it. It's like a history comedy type thing where every week we break down a different storyline or comedian or show or whatever throughout the history of comedy. We've done like eight or nine episodes so far. I'm really enjoying it. So I hope people check it out and like

it. It's been fun to do. And I think it's, I think it's, you know what, I'll let you decide if it's an original idea. And if it's not, I'll turn on this one day and you'll be trashy. What's an example of a historical comedy story? Like we did, I think the second episode was norm getting fired from SNL. Oh, okay. This week's his Rogan Vs. Mencia. Nice.

We did any Bruce last week. So we, you know, run the gamut through time. Got it. All right. All right. Well, I will let you go, my friend. Thanks so much for coming on. And I hope people support you.

Thank you, buddy. All right. Please join us again next week at my birthday episode. We found out what's it for all who are these podcasts leave well every bony. Starting in the must-vis of morning radio. Get out and show these clothes right now. Hmm okay great show good job everybody. Great job everyone. This dude is fucking corned. You fucking know about this shit! I think they click the buzz!

Yeah! And that's the way! And you go! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it makes no sense We do not have a net news segment this week

Because not only is producer Chris out, but so is that broad so instead I got a bunch of stuff that came over from our friend Cardiff electric He sent a game over called the older than Carl game and We'll play this together I thought Vic was to come on, but I don't see Vic. But hey, missy, what are you doing? You want to come on and do a game with me? Okay. Hey, here she is. Hey, what's up, missy? Good, good. Can you hear me? I can, yes. Awesome. Well, I had a hop on to my other computer to even get this going. Well, that was quick.

OK, we're going to play a game. It's the older than Carl game. I have not listened to this ahead of time. I do not know what it is. But we can trust our good friend, Cardiff, to call up with something good, right? All right, let's go. Let's see.

It's time for everybody's favorite WATP quiz show, older than Carl. The show where we Quisho. Older than Carl. The show where we ask you, is this older than Carl? Your first question. Is this older than Carl? Garfield the cat. One. Yes.

Yeah, I'm going to say yes to this, too, I think. OK, yeah. I hope so. That's pretty easy. Three. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say yes to this too. I think okay. Yeah, I hope so Carly's older than Garfield the cat. It's close though I think Garfield alright you people can look it up Reese's pieces Oh, yeah, you have to be holding. All right, oh, shit, I don't want to just keep saying everything's older than me.

I'd be a rock. I have a feeling I don't care if I pray. I think I would be older than all this shit. I'm going to say that I'm older than Reese's Beases. Who? Three. Carl is older than Reese's Beases. Okay.

Oh, geez. Is it stick wall next? The Atari 2600. than Reese's pieces. Okay. Ah, geez. Is stick ball next? The Atari 2600. One, two. No. I'm older. Three.

Carly's older than the Atari 2600. It's like it's stupid. The yellow Lego man. One. Oh yeah, I'm older than the Lego guy. Three. Three. Yeah, three shoes. Carl is older than the yellow leg old man.

Yeah, but I'm younger than the black leg old man. Nike shoes. Nike shoes. No, two. No, Carl's not. I was like 80s. Carl is older than Nike shoes. I think he's 55, right?

He just set up older than Nike's. Can I get a 55, right? He just set up older than Nike. Can I get a fact checker on this? Is that really true? So I got that one, right, right? I'm getting them all right, but I'm not happy about it. It says a tariff came out. What did you say about it? A tariff came out September 1977.

That's older than me, then. Yeah, that's, that's a bullshit. I think he's getting this wrong It's just that it's always be and you think you're wrong. Yeah, right. It starts to fuck with you after a while Like oh, they're gonna throw me a curveball the movie Star Wars One that's older than me to definitely older than me Not older than the movie Star Wars.

Yes. Surprisingly. Surprisingly. I've not posted no. I think that one. I think that victory. Oh, look at that. Somebody just posted 1964 Nike shoes.

Thank you. Cyber organic. Um, all right. What's this question now? The Post-it note? I'm probably older than Post-it notes. One. No, I think Post-it notes are older than you. Okay, I'll take it.

Let's see. Two. Three. Carl is not older than the Post-it note. Okay. Quars light. Yay! Quars light.

That's tough one. I don't know. When lightbears didn't become a thing until the 80s, I don't think. I could be wrong. One, two, three. Carl is older than Cooler's lights. Yeah, I thought that. He's got a kick in the teeth.

Thanks for playing Older Than Carl. Brought to you by the Cardiff my podcast. Happy birthday, Carla. Thanks, Cardiff. Oh, man. Hey, you know, Carl, we have a bunch of Hurricanes. Do you want one? Ah, missy. No, I don't like it. Everyone's scoring on me today. It's supposed to be celebrating. I have another game for you. I mean, that game that game was very eye opening. I'm sorry. game for you. That game, that game was very eye opening. I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. What's for me, too? That was a bit rough. I don't like being older than Kurslight. They got a sucks. I'd like to think there's a Kurslight can in John's apartment

right now that's older than me, but apparently not. Definitely. All right. Here's another game. This is the Who Set It Game produced by Mr. Cardiff Electric. Welcome to Who Set It. The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. Okay, Carl and co-host. Who Set It? Our first entry. Who Set It? I don't care about your problem and why you couldn't be here because you could have been so thanks for

F***ing us who said it? Oh who said that John? Amalena has a bee because he's so bitter. Yeah, okay, and he does have guests on a show It's a show that has guests on it. It's a wouldn't be O.P Yeah, okay, I'll go on with that One two three I don't care I'll go on with that One two Three I don't care about your problem and why you couldn't be here Because you could have been so thanks for fucking us

Yeah, it was do steer than John John is like more passive in his shittiness Well, when he gets drunk though, he'll say stuff like that. Thanks for fucking us. Although he doesn't say us. It's always just him. It's always about him. God. Patrick, Michael, I feel like I've heard that part of that episode do. I mad at myself. I'm terrible at this game so far. All right, let's get another one here. Kane. Who said that's when two guys have sex with a girl,

but they're not allowed to look at each other. And if they do, they get penalized. Who said it? Oh, I think I have an idea of this one. Do you want to take a crack at it? Oh. No, and I'm trying to think of the guy's name. What's the thing where the guy is like,

we need a hero. Oh, that's top buyers. I'm buyers. I was thinking Tom Myers. Okay. I'm gonna go Jerry Banfield. I'm gonna say Jerry Banfield on this and you so you have Tom Myers. I'm saying to you I feel guess what it's gonna be Patrick Michael Three that's when two guys have That's when two guys have said to the girl, but they you're not allowed to look at each other and if they do they get penalized our next cut Damn it terrible Not the lesbians. I don't know what that was Never did that before who's who's officiating this

They're not on the look at each other who wants to look at each other with your bag in a girl So weird. John. Why are next entry? Who said he is just a fat guy from the South. Yeah, he won't share his political statement. That right there in itself is a call to arms. Who said that? Oh, that's Tom Myers, right? Political thing.

Yeah, you're going to go with that, too. Yeah, that's Tom Myers, right? Political thing. Oh, yeah. You gonna go with that, too? Yeah, not that funny. That's, okay. One, two, three. And he is just like, Oh, Patrick, I got terrible at this. Hey, Carl, is that your phone?

That just went on? No, that right there and it's okay It's a I wouldn't let that happen to arms That's all for this week. Oh, you said it wow Your worst host is podcast on the utra today You know, it's funny because this was Vicks idea for this game and Of course she's not here. Well, of course she picked something that we had already played earlier in the show, so it totally didn't work.

But the way that Carter was put this together, it's a fucking hard game. I suck at this. God damn it. I'm sorry. I feel like I didn't even come prepared. Well, you weren't. This is not your fault. Not your fault at all. That was so fun. Yeah, thanks for happening on and trying that. We knew who we were supposed to peg.

We just didn't pick them up the right times. And Patrick Michael said some crazy shit out of context. You never believe he said. So it makes it so hard. He says everything out of context that he is just always just random words and wishes that he was serious in the unicorn that he is. Yeah. He's actually just like a character.

He's like, he's either really fucking stupid or a genius, a genius in how he does his show. Yeah, he's definitely really fucking stupid. Yeah, definitely the former, definitely the former. But he's right though, because if he was Andy Kaufman or something, he'd be the second coming because it's impossible to play that no one else can do this for this long. It's, it's incredible what he's able to have that many shows. I mean, is that what will Newton's trying to do?

Is he trying to play a podcast Michael? Yeah, he's, he's taken over for the most perfect podcast or that would be a fun show. It's a play clip from Patrick Michael and try to guess which podcasts it's from that. Not that we have a show. You'll have like 112 choices. I think Vinnie Polino would definitely like that one. That would be a fun one.

All right, Missy, I'll let you go. Thanks for happening on last minute. No problem. I'm going to go have some dinner with my parents. Okay. Have fun. Have fun. Have a happy birthday. I will, as long as the bills win. All right. Let's listen to some recent reviews.

This week's review segment is brought to you by Vinny likes wrestling. Episode two is out right now. Everywhere you find great podcasts brought to you by the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. Here are this week's reviews from the internet. The first review is titled Review. When are you going to review Night Wave? Mersh is even more disgusting than Stuttering John. One, two, three. that's a 5 star.

The next review from the internet. Review titled, The Greatest Podcast of All Time. Where else can you get all of your Erichazane, Dr. Stephanie Ott Carlin used with the bonus appearances by Vincent the Bear Paulino. Combine this with phone calls from Gary from San Diego and those weird southerners. And you have the recipe for podcast perfection. One, two, three. That's a five star. The final review from the internet. 3. That's a 5 star.

The final review from the internet. Pitled. Blah. This Carl guy sounds like his feet stink. 1, 2, 3. That's a 5 star. Better luck next week Carl. Your average for reviews this week is 3.2 stars.

The WATP Review segment is brought to you by Vinylikes Wrestling, episode 2, out now on the Cardifliktor podcast network. Also, Happy Birthday, Carla. Thanks, Cardiff. What's it some voicemails? Hello, this is Tucker D calling from Florida. I Need to remain anonymous, but I'm just calling to say that I really like this podcast. It helps me cope with having such a small penis. Thank you for putting this show on and making me feel better about my micro-thalus. This is Tixen from Florida. So I was 10. D. I. And now I'm confused. Now I don't know what's going on.

T Dixon sounds a lot like Cardiff to me. Um, snaggle plus calls into the show. Hey, Carl, this is snaggle plus. I'm listening to episode 153 right now where you're making fun of Chrissy Mayer and Kevin's to murder Troy even. You sound so angry Carl. You need to see a therapist to work through this irate disposition or else you'll end up like Chad Zuma. But did he grow even? Only that Carl. We'll discuss your temper over a nice cup of chamomile as for me it's time to exit the west. Even sound effects. I got to give it to him. That's a pretty good voice

bow right there. A subtle impression. Very subtle. I love that people are calling you as impressions from the 60s. So he's good, I've got to relate to that. What's next year? Hi, my name's Carl. I used to be in marketing, but I have the shittiest website in the world to promote my old shitty podcast.

I only have a link to a merch page because I'm such a fucking retard You'll fuck you though. Alright first off The link to the merge page is on the homepage if you go on a computer or a tablet I know on the mobile site formats differently, but you could also get the link from the about page So there is a link to the fucking merchandise on there. I do need a new website What's up, Kara? I just want to give you mad props on your show dude. Um, thanks dude. It's specifically the Adry It was seamless. It was I mean

It's the way it just came in and you know We were pitching the album and all that next thing. I know I'm burning the album about realizing that's how good it was Yep, you know saying just do me props on that. Oh, yeah, but Carter the lecture. All right, later Perfect voicemail Just the right amount of praise with no sarcasm and a good message to boot Adam Hughes our guest from last week called into the show Huse, our guest from last week called into the show. Hey, Carl, Adam Hughes, Adam Hughes. He just called me. Thank you for letting me co-host the show last week.

With the Ant-Man, quite an honor to have the Ant-Man in there. It's a bit like an episode of The Sino, that episode. The show's Rockin' Episodic Ant-Man, who Jerry, Jerry says, how is podcast? That's my impression. The bit got me to do a lot of impressions as we think. Thank you, thank you to Antman. I just pretty fucking fun.

He's a piece to me off. He's one to thank you again. And they'll never have me on again, because I fucking fucking it fucking annoying. I would call call me back. It's a bit like an episode of Science World War where Lane calls back garbage isn't it? All right. I don't think that was the real Adam Hughes that he was doing an impression of an impression in there. That's not easy to do or pull off obviously. it in there that's uh... not easy to do or pull off obviously

he's so the suffering john right so he was like all i can't get rid of the beer cans because the beer on the balcony like the guy's the fucking huge alcoholic you can just get new beer and get rid of the old ones who doesn't have a million can lying around i don't get it. John's an idiot. They would come back. It sounds like you do get it, sir. Sounds like you do get it.

Yes, not like John is refilling empty cans with water to make it look like he's drinking beer. He's like, well, of course I have tons of empties of right around my apartment. I do beer on the balcony. Yeah, I know. You just get rid of my afterwards. That's what normal people would do. All right the buccacchi queen called in here

Oh my god Carl it's a view cocky queen So for Christmas Corroses told me I could pick anyone I wanted for our next I full power It would be my honor if you would give me the Irish guy from West Leafs episode phone number. Fuck you Carl. Happy birthday Jesus. All right, Yuzi. You can have some fun with the Bukaki queen. I'll make that happen. Have some fun with the Bukaki Queen. I'll make that happen. Happy birthday to you. All right. Very nice tribute there. Thank you. Sir, or Madam,

there was a, Oh, and Benjamin was doing a bit about how what people still copper on the show we were playing that. You know, Kyle, you're talking about why people stealing scrap metal. That is so fucking offensive. I really hate that. It's such a, it's such a stereotype. You know, you can, you can do so much. And, you's just you know honestly scrap metal it's worth a lot okay it's worth a lot and there's a reason and it's not because they're white it's because it's worth money. Carl, okay. All right, so that's the stealing guy stealing copper bit, but don't worry there's a second park to this. There's another bit coming up. Yeah, obviously it's not a white people thing. Great. I'm just I want to show you what's in the rest tonight. And the copper has a lot of money, okay? It's something that it's not a white people thing. I'm telling you.

It's just a whole people thing. You don't have to be white to see a copper. Just because we can sneak in there. Why is it? Am I racist? No, I'm not. I'm racist. What are you gonna do when we go for it? What's going on? You're okay. That got played for the effort that was put into it. And Jen from the Jingles department

called into the show. Wow, what a festive episode we have today. Hi, this is Jen from the Jingles department and this is what I sound like. So, Carly Bar, Hi, this is Jen from the Jingle of Department, and this is what I sound like. So Carly Bear, you like to call me Jen from the Jingle of Department, but if you haven't noticed, I haven't even been to the office in like a year, and I haven't written a jingle in well over a year and a half.

I don't think I've written anything since the smash hit bag slappers, which was awesome. So I think what you should do is hold my feet to the fire, make me write a jingle, then I can be Jen from the Jingles department, otherwise I should just be Mrs. Hamburger or whatever, Danny J. Wills, America's podcast sweetheart. And don't get upset. Last time you got upset, your club put swelled up like a beach ball. It was disgusting.

And put and put all right. Good. Jen from the Jingle's Department impression. Had me fooled for a second. I'm like wait, that's not her number That can't be it one more voicemail for everybody C'mon, Brad, just run out of time for the second anyone music's back about I'm a do-it shit

Yeah, that's right, the second annual Christmas music special Everyone's excited about that, bad Brad brightest guy, thanks for coming back, Bonnie. It's been way too long and thank you all for hanging out this late into the show. Remember that if you live near the Detroit area, St. Clair Shores Michigan has a place called boat works and they sell WATB, a delicious citrusy IPA. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over! Wow!