Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep291 - Financial Feminist, Tok Show, 2 Bears 1 Cave

Episode Date: December 24, 2021

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We're all going to take turns and then you, the listener, can vote on our sub-righted Patreon and Twitter. Which one was the worst podcast? Well, let's get into it. I picked a show that will sound familiar and the very first episode I listened to, the very first thing she said I clipped. So we hear about the wage gap a lot as a society. We talk about the wage gap constantly.

78 cents to a man's dollar. It's even worse if you're a woman of color, right? That's the average amount. And it's something we should continue to talk about. It's something that's super important to discuss. Super important to discuss the wage gap. Yeah, the bitch. I almost picked this one.

Financial feminists with our host Tori Dunlap. And she is a gem this one. Now, I listen to three different episodes. This first one is the beginners guide to investing. Okay. Women don't invest because they're very fearful of investing. She explains the still she's going to help women get over their fear of investing. So this is the financial feminist podcast explaining to you that women are stupid. Oh, yeah. In fact, I have a clip that proves that. Okay. All right. Make sure I understand.

So we take less money because of the wage gap. It grows at a slower rate because we're not investing. And then on average, women live seven years longer than men do. So less money growing at a slower rate, and then we're expected to live longer on that money. How the fuck does that make sense? It doesn't. What are you saying that women live in a nonsensical way? What? Is that possibly true? I love that. We're expected to live longer. Yeah, I know. Ex that's the word that my wife picked out to and that's pulling this. It's like expected to. Yeah, I know, that's the word that my wife picked out to and that's pulling this good, she's like, expected to.

Yeah, it's easy to live longer when you're making somebody else do everything for you. You could just sit there and preserve your energy. Yeah, she also leaves out, okay, maybe they're not investing, but have a couple of marriages go sour and you can make a lot of money for them. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah.

It's a really good way to make a living. Yeah, pick a good state where the divorce laws are. Yeah, New York is fantastic. New York is one of them. Oh Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's a really good way to make a living. Pick a good state where the divorce laws are. Yeah. New York is fantastic. New York is one of them. Oh boy. Yeah. So, so I hear.

She's explaining why investing is so important. And one of the reasons why is because this thing called compound interest. Hmm. You guys ever hear about this? Let's have Tori explain it to us as only Tori can. What is compound interest? Simply put, it means that your interest earns interest. So let's say $1,000 at 25% interest, right?

If we've gained 25% interest on $1,000, we now have $1,250. 25% interest, who is this? Burned that made off? What is she talking about, 25% interest? That sounds like a good investment. I'll take his van, I'd like to join. You're setting expectations a bit high there with your example.

Yeah, it's always good to provide real-world examples when you're given this kind of instruction. All right. Now, you know that she's a feminist, right? She's not just into making your first $100,000. That's the name of her product and what she puts out there, my first $100,000 or That's the name of her product and what she puts out there. My first one thousand or 100,000. But she's also a feminist and she explains that you have to invest. If you are a feminist, investing is our best tool of protest as women. It is our best tool for wealth building.

It's the best tool of protest for women investing is. Yeah. See, well, she's not understanding it, maybe she is. Once you become wealthy, you join the other team. You're no longer a half-knowing to rebel against the system. Now you're part of the system, you want to keep your shit. Right. So it totally changes.

Now you're just like, yeah, but I don't think capital gains tax should be that high. I mean, I was already taxed on that money once when I earned it, right? All of a sudden, your tune changes a little bit. Are you running around with your bank statement, showing it to men, telling them how much, how equal you are to them now? We've got a protest that.

Invested so much money. Right, so when we get a divorce, the judge won't side with you. Okay, I mean, make all the money you want. Who cares? Fight with that. I don't even say what she thinks that's a form of protesting.

I also love how self-important she is. This is one of my favorite things about her, is she assumes that there's thousands and thousands of people listening to her podcast. Some of them are prepared to listen. They're there ready to take the notes down and understand the learnings. Other people, they're not doing it right.

If you are driving, if you are on a bike, if you are somewhere where you can't take notes, maybe log this in your head and come back. If you are seated, if you are on a bike, if you are somewhere where you can't take notes, maybe log this in your head and come back. If you are seated, if you are stationary, this is a great time to grab a notebook. You hear that podcast, there's gonna have to notebook. I'm gonna spray it to you on a podcast. And for all my audience members

on the International Space Station, you can just take this down on your pad, your iPad. I love how she's like, all right, listen anyway, but you're gonna wanna go back and listen to Gat and order to take these notes out because you're gonna forget it all because this is a very important information that's very difficult to process

unless you're really writing down these notes. She goes on to explain that beginning and investing comes down to the rules of two. Starting off with investing is a two step process. You have to open an account like an IRA, but then you have to not only just put money into the account, but then invest that money into other things.

And she gives a great analogy of this. An IRA, a 401k, a brokerage account, these are not investments. These are accounts where you keep the money. Then you have to go choose your investments. It's like putting money on a gift card, right? It's like, okay, I went and put $25 on a gift card. You got to go spend the gift card.

It is a two-step process. You have to spend the gift card? I wasn't expecting that. Well, yeah. I mean, it's a process. Obviously, in an IRA, you're putting that money away so that you can save it for when you're not having, when you don't have income anymore.

Right. That's when you spend it. That's the whole point. Yeah, no, no. Don't you put money in an account and then just leaves it there and doesn't do anything with it. Well, what she's saying is she has an example of someone who did do that, but what she say, I don't, what she's saying is, though, is it's like buying a gift card.

You have to buy it and then spend it. That's how people use gift cards. They have to buy it and then spend it. That's how people use gift cards. They give it to someone else to use it. Well, that's why it's gift is it would otherwise it just be a card. That's really lonely. Well, when my kids ask me, they're like, Dad, what is investing?

I'm like, it's just like blowing those $10 Starbucks cards. It's just like that that your grandma gives you. It's just like that. All right, rule of twos. All right, beginning investing to all about the rule of twos, here's the next one. There's literally two basic things to invest in. This is your second rule of twos.

The two things you can invest in are stocks and bonds. Does anyone think that's true? Oh, I'm sorry. Is it here or there? That's correct. What about real estate? What about crypto and about art? Gold and jewels?

Yeah, I know. She goes, there's two things, you have two choices. It's easy. Stocks are bonds. That's it. All right. Because nothing bad has ever happened with stocks, right? She does explain this riskier than bonds that stocks are.

I can't get over the rule of two is actually two rules of two. Yes, so this is what I was going to say. That's the next thing. This is what I was confused by, too,'s by the next thing, sat. This is going to be lovely. This is what I was confused by too, and it gets even more confusing. Oh, no. But first, she knows what we're thinking as we're listening to this,

because she thinks that we're fucking idiots. She assumes anyone's into her pack as, and maybe rightfully so, is a fucking dalt. So there are two basic things to invest in, stocks and bonds, and they are thinking to yourself, well, I've heard of mutual funds. What are mutual funds? You're thinking to yourself, I've heard of mutual funds. What are mutual funds? You're thinking to yourself, I've heard of mutual funds.

The first thing I thought, when she said there were just stocks and bonds, I'm like, yeah, but there's also mutual funds. And we come out, lady, you don't know about that. Are you ready for the last rule of two? There's a third rule of two. There's an odd number of rules of two. This is outrageous.

There's a logic tree of stupidity. The This is outrageous. Logic Tree of stupidity. The final rule of two. You have two basic options of how to actually get started in investing. You can DIY it, or you can use a robot advisor. Okay. Huh? That's interesting. So you can either, you can either decide what you want

to buy directly or have someone else decide that for you. That's the third rule too. However, there's apparently a third option to the third rule of two. I also have a third option, which is something that's coming as soon. So the rule of two is the first rule of two is two options that you or two steps you have to take. The second rule of two is two options you have. The third rule of two is how you want to purchase things, but actually there's three twos in that one. Well, we gotta wait for this, right? It's not out yet.

Okay, fuck. The fourth one is on the edge of my seat. Putting all your options on a dartboard and throwing dart sand. Yeah. Well, now she explains the reason why people don't get started in investing. There's this thing called analysis paralysis, right?

Where you think I need to know how to do absolutely everything and I need to be a complete expert in order to get started and that takes you months, years. All right, this is not what analysis paralysis says. Analysis paralysis, when you have too much data and you can't make a clear decision on something because you have too much information about it. And so you get so bogged down and analyzing

what's the right decision. It's not, I have to know everything on step before I get started. That's not what analysis paralysis is. Right. It's not becoming, it's not learning everything and becoming an expert. That's going to crack. That's going to accounting school. Well, it's not even close to that. But Carl, it rhymes. It must be correct. It rhymes. You know, it's the 80-20 rule where 80% of my time, I'm diddling my 20%. 80-20 rule, we're 80% of my time, diddling my 20%. All right, so this is the dumbest analogy of all,

which is surprising based on the ones we've already heard. I like to say learning how to invest is like climbing a staircase. It's honestly not much more difficult than that. Not much more difficult than climbing stairs, except that first step is like five feet high. So. So that's the opposite of stairs, right?

If the first step is like wall climbing, then that's not a staircase. It's like the whole point of staircase is to make every step easy. It's a fence. Yeah, right, exactly. It's just like climbing a staircase. It's just as easy as walking upstairs,

except there's gyed obstacles. Yeah. Everywhere you go. It's just like coming down to ladder once you fall on off a cliff first. Exactly like that. So you can see why she has such a good fellowship because she has such a practical advice.

Now the second episode I want to do is called Achieve Your Financial Goals. And again, she feels very highly about herself and the information she's giving out. And this is information that you will literally use for the rest of your life. What we'll discuss today, what I'll outline today is information that you will literally use for every financial goal for the rest of your life. She repeats herself a lot too. These episodes are like 15, 17 minutes long, and she says

something you could say in a minute and a half, and she just herself over and over again comes up with nonsense of cool analogies. He's sort of 15 minute episodes. I'm like she loves her hearing herself talk so much. I would figure they'd be like 90 minute episodes. When she does the interviews, those are 90 minutes long. That's why I decided I like these where she's given me some information about things. So she talks about how do achieve your financial goals. The first is you have to start

an emergency fund. Your starter emergency fund should ideally be three months of living expenses. Okay, I think I understand what she's saying, but maybe she can help explain how I'd even calculate something like that. So what you want to do is total up what your monthly expenses are and I tend to tell clients it's your living expenses that you absolutely need and multiply that by three. So let's say that's $2,000 a month multiplied by three, right? Your starter emergency fund goal is $6,000. Is it food included in that? Or is that more of a nice to have item? She didn't really explain what she meant by that. Multiply it by the rule of three. She didn't really explain what she meant by that. Multiply it by the rule of three. So two times one.

That was a good breakdown though. By living expenses, I mean the expenses you need to live. Yeah, and if you want to calculate three months worth, you figure out a month's worth and a month's worth and a month's by it by three. Oh, that makes sense! No wonder you need a notepad to listen to these shows. Because how else would you remember that formula?

I'm sorry, what was that algorithm you came up with? Yeah. The expences again. Rule of two times three months equals six rules. I got it. With a third option. With a third option in August. I got it. All right, so now she explains even more

how the emergency fund works. Now you might think that because it's called an emergency fund, you'd have it figured out. But apparently these idiots, these women who listen to our show are confused by this. I think that because it's called an emergency fund, you'd have it figured out. But apparently these idiots, these women who listen to our show are confused by this. Now I have a certain, like, parachutes that I've been watching go up and down, you know, in terms of sale for like six months. And if they reach a certain level, I get to buy them, but that's not for my emergency

fund, right? It's not like this parachutes are really wanted for a long time has gone and sailed. It's like my dog gets sick. Could there be anything that is more like the patriarchy than her explaining that an emergency isn't because of the shoes you like are on sale? That's not an emergency. It's when your furry baby dies.

Now, listen ladies, I know you want to blow that emergency fund on lipstick and heels. Yeah. But let's not do that. It's just sad. Yeah. Ooh. Wait, the bigotry of low expectation.

Now exactly. That's feminism. Exactly. Wow. All right. So after you create your emergency fund, then you need to start paying down debt. Now let's say you have multiple credit cards. Let's say you have one credit card at 22%, and another credit card at 15%, and both of

them have debt. All right, I'm just gonna guess. I'm gonna look in the future. She's gonna tell you to pay off either one, however you want to, it doesn't make a difference. You're gonna focus on paying off the one with the highest interest rate. Oh, really? Why?

You're gonna do that first because that is the one that's costing you more money. No. I have a lot of clients who, when they first come to me, they go, okay, well, I'll put $15 a month extra towards credit card number one and $15 extra to credit card number two I would rather you just take that 30 extra dollars a month and put it towards the most expensive credit card You're actually working with this woman. Yeah, I get it. No, I don't explain it to me. What more fucking time? I said I already got to hurry. I got it. No, no, but what if it was going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it.

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I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to step two. Let's talk about step three. No, we're three on the financial game plan. No, one was an emergency fund. Let's say you got that going on. No, two, you've paid off all your high interest debt. No, three is kind of a two for.

It's a two for one kind of deal. Oh, come on. You were going to start investing for retirement while paying down lower interest debt. Now, how I define lower interest debt, as you can imagine, is anything under 7% in interest. This is most student loans, car loans, mortgages, etc. Wait, I'll have to pay off my house before I start investing in things and having a savings. No shit, sir! No shit!

I got for Tory. I paid off my dad and step two! I fuck a fool! You did it wrong! Damn it! Keep doing anything right. People that are stupid enough to find this information valuable would be too stupid to know what a podcast is and how to find this show. No women listen to podcasts.

I disagree, Eddie. There's at least one in the discord right now, I think, maybe. Probably not. Step four. All right, then probably not step step four. All right, you guys ready for step four. Number four is a package deal with number three. So you're same for retirement. So wait a second.

Step three was a two part or enough. Step four is a package deal with step three. You followed this. This is like when you're reading the instructions and you get to step four. And it's like, now before you do step three and you're like, fuck, why would you print that here? Yeah, it's a very other one. Hopefully you kept all the nuts loose because now it's time like Number four is a package deal with number three. So you're saving for retirement. You're paying down your lower interest debt You're also gonna start saving for what I like to call the big stuff. Oh

Fine House having kids getting married. Oh, this is like to call the big stuff. Oh. Fine house, having kids, getting married. Oh, this is what she calls the big stuff. Okay, I didn't know how that, I didn't know was she meant by that. Right. It's what I like to call huge amounts of money that you're gonna need for things. Right, yeah.

Yeah, going to Vegas there. Yeah, putting a new roof on your house. Thank you for that information. So now we have our emergency fund account, right? We have our super savings account. But what about all this big stuff that we need to say about for? How do we do that? So set up in addition to your emergency fund, a separate IELD savings account for your Dom Payment on a House fund. And then maybe you have another high yield savings account for your wedding fund. You can have as many high yield savings accounts as you want.

All right. I have a question for Kroge. How does having multiple high yield savings account helpful in any single way? Oh, Carl, it's, I mean, what if you want to have kids in a wedding? I mean, it's so helpful. It's like it's, it's helpful. Just trust me. The amount of money you save will be the same regardless of how many accounts you spread that into. You could just have the one save is account and save for two things at once, if you wanted to. More rows on spreadsheet equals better.

Is that one of those? Yes. I wanted that to advice. She's like, open up another save is account for every single thing you want to buy someday. That sounds really stupid to me. This seems like a lot of extra work. But there is an exception.

And there's only one exception. Only one exception to the rule of two of the three extra things for step four. Gotta follow it. This is the one thing that is an exception. If you get an employer match through your 401k, we are going to lie in King one and a half. And what I mean by that is right between one and two,

you're going to slot in your 401k match. Why does she say lie in King one and a half? Lie in King one and a half. What does that mean? That's a popular phrase, right? I said I have to do that one. And I'm already on step four. I got to go fuck with step one and two again. Right. Three and four go together. One and two should never go together unless you connect them through one and a half, which

is the exception, but happens all the time. I think people that are listening to this show are more like the kind of people that are like, can't pay all of their bills in one month, right? Right. I don't have enough money to go around. She's like, oh, just open up a third savings account. What are you doing? Yeah.

What's your problem? Yeah. I can't pay my electric bill. I'm eating mac and cheese, you know, a third savings account. What are you doing? Yeah. What's your problem? Yeah, I can't pay my electric bill. I'm eating mac and cheese, you know, seven days a week. She later explains what employer match is on a 401K. Oh my God. Fuck wouldn't know this. What are the, does she explain what a toaster oven is?

Cause I can't figure that shit out. All right, the last one I listen to is overcome your psychological bullshit around money. Okay. Now this is an interesting one. Very aggressive title. Yes. This one is an interesting one.

I learned something about how we all treat money. The majority of money habits are actually cemented by age seven. I don't think a lot of people realize that. The majority of our money habits are cemented by second grade, meaning the way we manage money as an adult, the way we view money in our society, the relationship we have to money has largely been formed and established since we were kids. How was that possible? It's no way.

It's all about twos. You don't even have any money when you're that easy. When I was seven, my portfolio was a mess. So why would she say that? Our fueling out money was some medicines we were seven years old. I think I know why. I think so much of our shame and our judgment that we feel around money is unfortunately not also considered with the fact that we have all this bullshit from our parents. We have all of this bullshit from our family.

I see. So never accept responsibility for your feelings or actions that you can blame on your parents. Right. This is all my parents fault. Why are you in debt because mom's a con. That's my baggage. Why do you buy shit you can't afford? I don't know, my dad was abusive. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I would have opened that nice credit card, but I learned to do this when I was seven and you can't change that. So of course what we're listening to right now is this exercise she goes through with her workshops that she does for her clients. So this is an exercise that I do with clients. This is an exercise that I do in workshops. And it literally will change the way you view your money.

Everything is like, this is gonna change your life. Like, lady, keep the expectations a little lower. Like, you might find this useful or not would be a way that I would open up this show. But now, she's like, after you hear this, you are gonna be a multi-millionaire on a yacht. So you can thank me then. All right, let's get into how we go through this process

of overcoming our psychological bullshit around money. What is your first money memory? What is the first time that you can remember thinking about money, considering saving money. What is the first time that you consciously remember thinking about money? For me, it was Silver Spoons with Ricky Schroeder. What about you guys?

He had his own arcade game. He was out there. Dude, that was amazing. That was tense, man. And he had a train set you didn't play with, but you rode. Yeah. That was awesome. For me, it was when my mom. That was tense, man. And he had a train set. You didn't play with, but you rode. Yeah. That was awesome.

It was shining. To me, it was when my mom slapped the GI Joe out of my hand. It came out and said, we can't afford that. Wow. Only gobots for you, son. No Transformers. Oh, that's the conversation. Don, you're fucking done.

That's the conversation. No parent wants to have. How would they have to What the have to do. So this is Tori's way of telling you how to think, but making it seem like you're making your own decisions. This is not a subtle technique, by the way. I picked up on this right away. Have you largely seen money or people who have money

as evil or bad? And is that something that you want to adjust? Do you think that money is the root of all evil in society? And if so, do you want to not think that? Because you're going to want to not think that. If you want to make a bunch of money, probably be better to think of money as a good thing that you want more of.

Just FYI. Yeah. Did you watch the first half a little orphan Annie or the second half? Because that's... Jesus Christ. Obviously she's assuming that people are so dumb that they're like, yeah, I don't want money

because money's bad and I heard that money, you know, if you have money, you're a bad person. She's like, well, you probably shouldn't do that. And so this is the fourth prompt and I'll go through all five of these. Oh good. But this is the fourth. The fourth question or the fourth prompt to consider?

How are you going to make that happen? What are the actionable things that you're going to do to change your relationship with money? I think you're subscribed to this podcast if not you know where to go but that's one step right? Wow. That's not a character for a minute. What's it? One step. So this is funny because she's talking about what action you're going to take Wow. That was out of character for a minute, wasn't it? One step. So this is funny because she's talking about

what action you're gonna take, but not to make money to stop thinking that money is evil. Like what action will you take to change your mind about your relationship with money? It's like, well, you just told me that I should think it's a tool for wealth building and for a better life. What else do I have to do?

Can I just believe you that that's true and we can move out from here? No, you gotta like, comment, and subscribe. Otherwise, no other than shit like that. You gotta pound the like button. Yeah. In order for people to change their mind about that. All right, this is the last clip that I have.

And this is the fifth prompt. What were your life look like if you changed your relationship with money? What will a day look like if your relationship with money is now positive? So in other words, this is turning into closer eyes and visualize being rich. Right, yeah.

Is that what you wanna do? Cause that's what you should probably be doing. This has literally turned into the secret. It started off with financial advice, and now it's like, by the way, you have to get rid of all the negative thoughts that dad put into your mind when you were six, and you have to realize that if you imagine yourself wealthy,

then you will be like, yeah, the best financial advice is, when you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are. That actually makes more sense than this. Yeah. God. So it rhymes.

It must be true. Tori Dunlap is my choice for worst of the year. That was a show that we did when we were out in Vegas this past summer. So we're going to use an alphabetical order. So coming up next is Andy, but first, you know, everyone's asked about the music special this year because last year around this time we put out of music special. Oh yeah. And people were really psyched about this year's music special. So I thought we should do something for that. What is this groove that we're listening to? Why, thanks for asking, Kroge, this is Soul Psych, an independent recording project based

in Portland. Let me turn that up a little bit. Portland, Oregon. Oregon! The project features a rotating, expanding cast of collaboration make music that is multi-cylistic, blending genres together, such as rock, electronic, grunge, indie, jazz, pop, and whatever else they can squeeze out of the studio.

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Okay, well, for me, there was only one show that exemplifies the worst of the year. And that had to be the talk show. Oh, I remember talk show. With Remian Conner. Yeah, that's a couple couple tick tockers this you know the last episode came out on August 7th and um oh no the w a t p episode aired yes right they're still gone right surprisingly early September oh no no

more talk no no it wasn't working out for. What else did we gave them? Well, let's flash back to the very first episode. This show only has 15 episodes. OK. And well, they're very busy tech talkers. The first one is a commercial, a two-minute commercial for the show. Let's hear this. Hi, guys.

I'm Remi Bader. I'm Connor Wood. And we're both TikTok creators. Among the... Bitter-bitter beer. Are we gonna, is this gonna be like cut up? Should we just start from the beginning, do you think? Sure. Sure.

You're gonna be the one. You're gonna be the one. Hi guys, I'm Remi Beater. And I'm Connor Wood. And we're both TikTok creators. Remy, we're so much more than that. Yes, that's true. We both do other things beyond making TikToks.

But the TikTok creator part is important, because we're here to tell you about our new podcast, Talk Show, with Remy and Connor. Yep. Why couldn't they just like own that they're famous on TikTok? Like, by the way, there's more to me than just tiktok like I'll get out sure yeah the podcast is very important Kind of there's no D in that word now are there two D's in that word?

No, I think your second chin is getting in the way of that word So they fuck up right out of the gate the very first thing they put out is a fuck up right so you know tiktokers Everything's edited everything's put together. It's it's all, it's rock and chip to the moon from here, right? Oh, it has to be. So let's fast forward to the very last episode they ever put out. Good Rising is a collection of bite-sized morning inspiration served up in less than five minute episodes. It provides the perfect daily practice for anyone looking to lead a more intentional,

mindful, and inspired life. Oh, what's this now? This has nothing to do with TikTok. Yeah, what's that all about? How am I supposed to learn a dance that I can do in a 2x2 squared for my phone with this? Wait, is that, that wasn't a promo for a different show? It's a promo for a different show. I'm there.

Oh, okay. Right, okay. And that's an episode of 15 episodes that they put out. It's just a different show on there, there's fun, there's show speed. Right, that guy. And that's an episode of 15 episodes that they put out. It's just a different budget. Is it for another show? Oh, okay. Okay. It happens.

Great finish. The way to finish strong. But anyway, so let's go back to, all right, so the real first proper episode of this show, you know, there's only so many to listen to. Sure. So we might as well hear what an actual episode with Connor and Remy sounds like. And this is Connor introducing himself and what he hopes to achieve with the podcast. So Connor, what is your thing on TikTok?

Do you have a niche? My stick, really? Yes. My stick. Or do you kind of do a little bit of my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,

my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my camera. Sometimes I got them experimenting a little bit with being like, you know, acting a little bit, but at the end of the day, it's like, okay, I just, you know, it's just realistic, like stream of consciousness type stuff. I'd talk and talk and talk, like I said, that's why this podcast is going to be so much fun for me because I don't have to like stop talking.

I mean, just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, yeah, there's no limit. Yeah, there's no limit. I mean, the editor blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm just gonna talk endlessly to I'm accidentally funny, you know. I'm gonna bore the shit on my co-host and I'll let the editor figure it out. I'll fake it till I make it, or I don't make it. And my podcast crashes and burns. Oh, our product turns people blind. We'll let marketing figure that out. This podcast is the worst thing I've ever heard. Yeah, no, we got it out of there.

We'll get it out there. Well, just dude ran out of shit to say, even describing how much shit he had to say. Yeah, he was even halfway through. He's like, well, and you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah get it out there. Well, just dude ran out of shit to say, even describing how much shit he had to say. Yeah. He was even halfway through. He's like, well, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, etc, etc. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's like, this is what I heard. He dabbles in talking and acting and he said, well, he didn't say he did stand up, but it was like the style of stand up where he's like facing you. Yeah. Like that's not what stand up. It's like, facing an audience

is done long before it's stand up. Yeah. It's just me talking. I'm like, you an audience is done long before it's stand up. Yeah. It's just me talking. I'm like, you know, presidential address, you know, I have a lot of different styles to me. Right. Yeah. I'm lecturing and at Harvard. Yeah.

That's what it's like. All right. Well, that's just one half of the show. Right. What about the other half? Oh, you mean the other two thirds? Yeah. Remy, tell me about what you do. I, it's amazing what you've done so far,

but I tell, tell everybody who may not know what you think. Thank you. Um, well, when going back to what I said before, how my fourth video is kind of the one that went viral, I do realistic hauls, which I would say is kind of like my mean thing and my niche, my stick. And that is is kind of like my mean thing and my niche. You're sick. My stick. And that is me kind of getting clothes from a specific retailer and trying them on and not only showing the good that fits me, but also the bad that doesn't look good

because I think a lot of people on social media only show the good. Yeah, because they're hot. Yeah. That's why they show the good because that's what we're there for to see. I don't only show the good because there's very little good. Yeah, because they're hot. Yeah. That's why they show the good, because that's what we're there for to see. I don't only show the good, because there's very little good.

Right. Mostly very, very bad. I like that she calls that her stick. Yeah. Hey, you know what, I do, I do, I do free products in the mail and money to where the products. I put out if they pay me to put on

and show for their company. Right. I like that she calls it Holes. I do, I do Holes. Yeah. Realistic. It's a fucking long haul with a piece car and a wide load sign on it And that's just her coming home. Yeah, dude if her talent is looking terrible in photographs

They would I've got that going for fucking years Right, and I know I can list that as a skill. Yeah, and if there's one thing that When's itself to podcasting? It's walking around in outfits. Oh yeah. Right? Yeah, she's gonna be great at this. Right. Basically, and I'll just sum it up right now,

she's an overweight person who's come to grips with that. It's basically what she's talking about right now. She's like, I don't mind having photographs taken on me where I look terrible because I've come to grips with that. And I always say to that, like, you shouldn't, you should feel bad about it, and then want to get into shape. Right.

And live healthier. Well, obviously between the two of these hosts, this concept has nothing but legs. It's gonna go out forever, right? Right? This is gonna be great. I like to look at a camera and talk, and this one puts my clothes.

Secondless episode, clip five. Hey listeners, I'm excited to announce a new scripted drama from Cavalry Audio. The podcast is called Verticked. It's a thrilling murder mystery that will keep you guessing right up until the end. All right. So what you're saying is you need to come with some new concepts.

There's another episode on their feed. A commercial for something else. Would you rather be listening to anything else? Well, boy, do we have something for you? It's called pick any other show. And let's do it. So like I said, I'm pretty sure that when the Watt episode came out in August, it kind of torpedoed this show.

And Remi was looking for the door. Okay. Because the last proper episode is Just Connor Mmm with his cousin Logan. Oh good. And this is clip six enter Logan. This isn't a famous Logan as a it's just his cousin Correct, okay, that was a good ball or something. I think this is like who can I get because I am not funny So I better call somebody Okay, hello everybody. Welcome back to talk show. It's just Connor this week. Plus I brought on a special guest my cousin Logan. Hello. Remy is out at New York Fashion Week killing it. She's been with every like everybody honestly. I saw her on like 15 people start. She was with Addison Ray.

She was with Morning toast girl in the job. Morning toast. Yeah, you name Toast. Girl in the Joe. Morning Toast. Yeah, you name it. Oh God, fucking fashion week. Well, I encourage everyone to look up Addison Ray. She's a looker.

Oh, yeah. But that's a big drop off. Yeah. From some hot girl on TikTok to Morning Toast. Yeah, sick of Morning Toast. That's probably, you probably blended better with those ladies. Yeah, I mean, it's the equivalent of having a serious XM show to podcasting in your car with your iPhone

Right, it's a big drop off to big drop off. Yeah, I think he's talking about Opie. I could be wrong So anyway, you know, I hate that she's so welcomed it like fashion week I designers don't design clothes for people who fucking eat uncontrollably. They don't want to. It's not a fun thing to do. We don't want to options with that. It's like, here's an option.

Cover it up as best as you can. Yeah, yeah. Distract people with lots of designs and weird shit going on. I walk in when my wife is watching Project Runway and they've gone to insisting on having plus size models on the show. And it's like a lottery where you have to like draw straws to see if you're gonna have, you know, maybe you,

I think I think they have guy models and then like traditional models and then plus size models. And whenever the person gets a plus size model, they're always like, oh God, I can deal with this fucking shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cause you got to make up for their flaws. It's like, that's my job. I just make clothes.

No, no, no, but you also have to make up for their, by the way, they don't have overweight trans people on that show. I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. Yeah. I need 200 plus bound trans people on that show or else I'm offended by.

All the models are just gonna be fat guys pretty soon. So anyway, Connor is gonna tell you about what it takes to my 600 pound run away. Yeah. Project 600 pounds. All right, sorry. Anyway, I fucked up your phone, I got it. No, no, that's fine.

So Connor is gonna talk about what it takes to be successful. Okay. A lot of my friends sleep until 10, that do like internet stuff. 10 is a little bit. It's egregious. Sorry if like you sleep until 10, but that's kind of gross.

Like just wake up. No, no, no, I also think that like the morning air is insane. There's a reason for some God for sake and reason No air hits like 7 15 a.m. Air. You're selling someone's tweet. I agreed with it and I can say it I'm crediting that tweet. Yeah, but I liked it. So it's mine So these people live in such a fucking bubble with all of their internet personality friends you make a living doing nothing That they're like and by the way I think she get up early in the morning like even maybe 715

That's a lot of discipline there body your drill starts really fucking when you have it with that We're accorded your jaw or you got a gride in the most yeah The sun's been up for an hour and a half I cried, it did. In the most... Yeah, I know. The sun's been up for an hour and a half. I think it's probably... It's everything in the final years.

Well, you know, these are workhorse when they put out content like Cliffate. Island, the incredible lost history of the island of Manhattan from 1609 to 1909. An original series coming November 16th from cavalry audio and I are Climaboard History is cool I'm done this show this the run of this show is 15 episodes yeah four of them are commercials Yes, I'm seeing that it couldn't face plant harder I love it and that's why this is my Four of them are commercials. Yes. I'm seeing that. It couldn't face plant harder.

I love it. And that's why this is my selection for Word Show at E.C.R. All right, Andy, I can't argue with that. When you sent me over talk show, I said, that is a solid selection. The other person who sent me their selection at how to time was producer Chris. Producer Chris, you are next in alphabetical order, my friend.

All right, okay, fine. Because we go by not your nickname producer, but by your first name Chris. I get it. Versus his nickname. See how this makes sense? Yeah. Yeah, why not?

The age comes before R, is that what you're saying? I don't know what I'm saying. I'm still trying to figure out how to, the beginner's guide to investing in the two, three step. I know, it's boggling. Yeah. There's too many steps in setting up the, who goes red in this podcast?

There's a five step drop. I don't know what's going on, all right. All right, sadly, this is a show that still is on. Yes. And I want to say, I don't know what crows pick, but I wanted to do baby steps. Oh, yeah. They're very helpful.

Talking about their kid. But was that this year? Yeah. Wow. It feels like a long time ago. That's an awful show. And I was thinking about what I picked last year, which was David Lee Roth.

And it's just more fun to go after a celebrity. So I picked Sarah Silverman. It's a perfect choice. Still doing her thing. And keeping with tradition of being ill prepared hung over and not saying much Let's just cover the violations real quick. Okay Sarah Silverman. She's now this is someone like David Lee Roth that we used to like Yes, I still like David Lee Roth, but it's I actually wish Jean Simmons bullied Sarah Silverman into retiring.

Oh, no matter. Hold on a minute. She's still talking like she's inhaling. Did you see Ted Nugin come out after Diabely Roth? Not too long ago. I did. He's like, you can't have a conversation with the guy. He's still fucking out of it.

It was just pretty funny. He's like, I like his music. Man, hell is cool. But Jesus Christ, you can't talk to that guy. Yeah. That's just saying. He's not, I like his music. Man, hell it is cool, but Jesus, great. You can't talk to that guy. Yeah. That's just saying. Yeah, that's not news. Yeah, he wants to talk through you.

All right. So Sarah Silverman's what she does, right? DLR should be a segment or a Ted News. I know. It shouldn't be, right? All right. So anyways, she's still smug about everything. Yeah.

When she's factually wrong. Is there any humor in this show? There's an all just like thing upset about you. Here's the big disappointment. I finally saw the category. I thought it was comedy. It is social or society and culture. Totally took the wind out of my sales. It's like supposed to be funny. But anyway, she is supposed to be funny and she's not. There's nothing funny about it. And these voicemails are supposedly curated. They sound fake and produced.

Yes. But instead of being a clip-centric show off, like you guys, I threw this together in my car in your driveway. Okay. And I spiced it up a little, you know, spoiler alert. You will detect a little bit of production, but here's just a super cut of her show, her latest episode. Here we go. God, this story made me so sad because it's just what I am seeing happening with liberals

and progressives of which I proudly am one, but this is why I make me so sad and I feel like I need to say stuff about it because I worry that what liberal has become Or is becoming is becoming kind of antithetical to its cause And I love being a liberal So here's the story and make your own decision. I don't know maybe you know But it is a part of how children develop these kind of misguided attempts at figuring out daring to be liberal and gay and let's not let them down. That's all okay. Let's take some calls. Hi Sarah. I was born and raised

in Lebanon and as an Arab, no occupation and there should be two states as Roland Palestine, land, air, matter above peace. But ask any of the three powers that be for this. And it seems none of them are willing to give. Yeah, it wasn't laugh riot. You convinced me. Crosion of any covered this maybe five, six months ago, and not too much to add. She's still talking about Israel, even though she was bitching about it six months ago. Oh, I have to talk about this again.

A Jew's talking about Israel shut up. It was like, I hope he being asked about ONA. Yeah. So not too much has changed, and she's still going. The problem with Sarah Silverman is, okay, she has all these viewpoints and political ideas that she wants to get out there. There's a way to do that and still make it entertaining,

rapid and entertainment, like this is what it's starting to be doing too. Instead of going full on political show where you're like uber to the left, you're only gonna get those people listening to you. So you're not actually changing hearts or minds or anything, the only thing that's happening is people are pulling clips of you out of context,

putting it up on Twitter, and then we're all laughing at you, because you sound like a fucking moron. That's the only time, like, there's no reason to do a show like this. It's laughable. But people feel obligated, so... All right. That's my succinct presentation. If you fucking win, we're seriously bringing a single fucking clip, I still help me God.

And he even sent me the my dog ate my homework excuse today. I do like I totally did the work and then you know, I just say, you know, I got something happened. Act of God. How can I have helped this? It's fucking guy. I got drunk with corresponded that broad. I'm sorry.

All right. We're going to get into croses. Worse of the week, but first I want to. Yeah. All right, we're gonna get into Croj's worst of the week, but first I wanna do this. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. I meant worst of the year. I was thinking cringe of the week. And I said worst of the week.

Cringe of the week came in this week from a buddy of the show, Eric Zane. This is a guy named Stu McHaleister, host of LMNO podcast. And what Eric said is that Stu was pissed that a concert that he wanted to see was canceled due to COVID. And this is how he responded to that. This is told you cock suckin' mother fuckin' pieces of shit

who fuckin' haven't gotten a vaccination. Don't wear fuckin' mask. You're fuckin' goddamn cock suckers. And I'll meet you in the fucking goddamn streets. You dumb motherfuckers. I'm sick and tired of shit fucks talking about motherfucking freedom when they don't do dick. Their level of freedom is fucking their dogs.

Those fucking-cut motherfuckers. I'm fucking sick and tired of you shit-mother fuckers who don't do the simplest of fucking things. Fuck you, fuck your mom, I'll fucking see in the goddamn streets you mother fucks, fucking assholes. Jesus fucking Christ, trying to move on with our fucking lives! And you fucking assholes! Fucking want to continue your life!

Is if nothing is fucking going on! Heaven forbid you be fucking inconvenience! By wearing a piece of cloth over your fucking face you shit-cunt fuck! God damn it, you're dumb as shit All right, so what show is this? It's called the out- I'm an O podcast Now why did a little research on this? I saw that Eric Zane in this guy are doing a little back and forth Things I'm like, okay, I think you're using me

It looks like they're having a little podcast or something like that Okay, so this is like possibly some cross-promotional shit that I'm dealing with here and I'm in the middle of, but whatever. It's still fair enough. I'll play the clip. It's fine. And before we move on to the next segment, one more thing that I want to play. What's that move on to the next segment? Oh, you have a cringy of the week too? Yeah, I'd like to talk about something about the cringy of the week, but I'm not... Should I?

Yeah, please, because I was going to move on. Okay. Well, this is more of a little beef that I had. It's not even a beef, but I would listen to to the city song of the week. Yeah, yeah. And they've gone through the city song of the year. Yeah, Brad and she's saying, yeah. Did you listen to it?

I have not yet. Okay, well, I'm gonna spoil it a little for you. Okay. So, mainly, you know, neither one of these songs went on to win shitty song in the year, but I was really pulling for one of them. And I will just sort of like set the stage for one of the brackets and clip 12 here, Carl.

If I'm correct, we only got one more match up here. Yep. I don't even have to use Google for it. So we're gonna be going up, it's gonna be Motley crew with Brandon going up against sticks with Come Sail Away. Okay. Now, Brandon and Red have a wild hair up their ass about Come Sail Away. They really hate it. And I have to say that there is just because you've heard a song a thousand times, doesn't mean that a song is bad.

No, if it's huge by sticks, it means that it's bad. You shook the egg right. Or whatever. You shook the egg right. You shook the egg right. All right, nobody ever needs to hear it again. Correct. Correct.

Right, and come say the way, no one ever needs to hear it again. Right. Okay, we can all agree on that. Sure. But this Miley Crew song, Brandon, is just the fucking worst song ever fucking written. Now take, I'm not saying anybody's a big fan of Miley Crew, right? I mean, people like this song, people like that song, but you got Nikki Sigs, you got Nick Mars, you got Vince Neal.

All these guys are contributing things that people love about the band. Sure. Okay, let's strip all of that away and it's just timey Lee singing about his fucking kid. He's not a singer and there's no fucking drums in this song. Let's hear it. Clip 13. Oh God.

This is Molly Crowley. What's wrong with her? This is Molly Crowe. What's wrong with that? Good. What? You're a naughty one. This is so weird. You need to make eye contact with me, Red, while we're listening. Oh really, I'm a damage.

She's the clown. I only want you to make yourself. You get me now. You're a guy that you can't make see. You are the one. Can I go back to playing Soul Sight now? That's what gave me A. Crouch the actual awful.

Exclaimed out. Anyway. You know what I blame for that song right there? Kiss. Because that's a fucking Beth Ripon. It really does lean into it. If the Beatles documentary has taught us anything never let the drummer say correct that easy Yeah, hey look at I wrote a song that's great ring

I'll put it on the fridge Everyone can see it but the guys are there just like oh come sail away is annoying because Cartman's saying it once That's not a fucking argument So I mean if you're gonna compare the drums to that song Tommy Lee the, the drummer of Miley Crew, versus the drummer of Sticks. That was probably my first drum fillet to you. Whatever. But every fucking time that they would talk about this song, they would never get to that part. They would always just play the beginning

the annoying fucking piano part with a high pitch singing and be like, oh, I can't stand this song because I've heard it a million times in Cartman saying it once. It's no problem, really. You're saying that that is worse than fucking Motley crew? Oh, I don't think it fits me. I'm yelling at Brandon right now.

Yeah, that's not like Chris Sucks. This is a message for the winner. And really, the only, I just wanted the Motley crew song to win Shitty Song of the Year. Shut up. Because it's called Brandon and Brandon Hodes that show. Right. Anyway, he sucks.

That's my cringe, that's my cringe of the year. And neither one of those songs went under wins. All right. I'm not gonna to say who. Don't spoil it. No spoilers. We should all be checking that out. She's like, oh, and Brandon fucking cowboy Troy

doesn't go through. All right, I'm done. He didn't even want to say it. I really should. All right, so speaking of music, somebody, actually a person named the KB sent in a new jingle for us to check it. I always like people sending music and jingles and things. Keep those things coming. And you don't have to be super tailored to I was asked all at it made them gay men and gay men and gay men and so do I'm gay call me back

All right, very very well done and true Now the big mystery here is what show to crows bring cuz I don't know you guys don't know It's fine dad. We're about to find out what is the third contestant fourth contestant Depeat they got Howard County For worst show of the year. I didn't pick one car, we can wrap up. Yeah, I can do a match. He doesn't have opinions about things.

So I took a long hard look in the mirror. I put about 0.6 microseconds of thought into this. And I decided to choose not only the worst podcast of this year, but the worst podcast of last year, the worst podcast of next year, the worst podcast of 1864, the worst podcast of 2079, hit it, click one, this is the opening of the show.

Hey man. I'm having anxiety, surgery anxiety. Why? I don't know. You know, you already had surgery. I know, but I'm having anxiety, surgery anxiety. Why? I don't know. You know, wait, you already have surgery. I know, but I'm having anxiety that I, because I got my physical therapist went in and really massaged in there. Yeah.

And it feels weird. And so, do you ever have like, like, nerve damage? We, yeah. See you guys on KF. There's no opening jingle. There's no song. There's no welcome to the show

There's five and a half minutes of advertisement followed by two old men complaining about being neurotic about a surgery They already had and you guys know how much I love old man medical shit in podcasts. Yes, welcome to two bears one cave Which is somehow still popular? It's still going I know people still listen They have more fucking advert, dude. It's still going. People still listen, they have more fucking advert, dude, it's unbelievable how many advertisements they have. But that's okay, because their number two topic was just fucking amazing. Do you wanna hear a secret?

Yeah, last night I was watching you eat and I was trying to see if your pinkies were the same size. Really? Yeah, I was like, I was like, I wanna make sure that your pinkies are the same size. They are. You have weird hands, but they are.

So the worst part about that is he decided to chamber that one and go, oh, I'll bring that to the podcast. Rather than make this boring table conversation, I'll make this super boring podcast conversation. Oh, so that's birdcructure. Yes. Who is the comedian somehow? He's talking to Tom Sager, I think, who also claims to be comedian. They claim to have dates.

They claim to have fans. They claim to have jokes and be funny people. I don't fucking hear it. So then they introduce the name game, which is like the basis for the next 90 minutes. And like all good shows, they're literally killing time. And like it gets to a a point they're just like oh time's up and then they just okay they read the dates and they walk away like they're just literally feeling 90 minutes anyway they can but here's the setup of the bed. Do you understand how a white

woman getting upset is now called a Karen? Right yes. We're gonna name everybody. Hors, people they're too slow. We're gonna name everybody stupid people get a name. Okay, right. Yep. So let's find the characteristics first and then we picked the name to assign to that person. And label them that. And then, oh, yeah, like, like, like, let's start with, we'll start with, we'll start with, um, okay, I spit it out, spit it out.

I'm, like, give me an characteristic that you've seen in people This fucking asshole and this was not even kidding the third time he's trying to explain this to Tom and then he finally gets to explain it And he's like so then we'll do uh You know just pick something. Yeah, well you mentioned what the fuck stupid people. Let's start with calling stupid people birds By the way when I saw that they were going to stop the name game, I thought for sure it was going to be Andy, Andy, but bandy, but not a fan of a bandy. Which, yeah, would be more entertaining about that.

If they spent 90 minutes singing the fucking bird is the word song, it would be way more entertaining than what they're doing here. Like, this is a type of conversation you're sitting at launch at work, and somebody brings this up. Hey, let's just name every human characteristic with a first name like the Facebook Karen thing. I was very upset why this is really stupid. Go ahead.

The reason why people associate names with characteristics because they knew that person and that's what that person's name was. So no one's gonna relate to any of this. Like, you know how Zaxx are always like really smart, witty people, like I don't know any Zaxx like that. What do you mean? This was hilarious for three weeks in 2019

when we were calling people kiles and carons and shit. And we've all moved on since that. But no, no, no. And seriously, dude, somebody brings this up like this conversation would last four seconds and someone would throw their tray of food in this person's face. And then everyone would live a better life.

Where do you guys have like a cafeteria at the gas station that you eat at a tray of food? Always, always. Once time, let's go to the cafeteria. that you eat at a tray of food. Always. Always. Once time, it's good to the cafeteria. I used to hold a chicken nuggets in my hand, but I graduated. I used a cup now. So then, they get started and I had, there was like nine clips I had of this and I threw every single one of them in the trash, you're welcome.

Okay. This one, this one we're going to listen to because fuck you. Okay, then let's pull up American names. Ten, let's do the 10 most popular American names. Names? Should we go men's and women? Well, there's gonna be different lists. Okay.

I think that person should get a man's name. Yeah. Okay. Oh, fucking Oliver. Oliver's a good one for that one. Oliver is good for you. Look at the fucking Oliver over here on his fucking cell phone. Oliver's a good one for that one. Oliver is good for that. Look at the fucking Oliver over here on his phone. That's really good for that.

Alright, alright, we got one. Someone is just not paying attention. Someone that's slowing you down is called an Oliver. They spend a half hour doing this with just different things. And then listen to the fucking expectations he has of this bit. It's mind-boggling. Oh no, it's like when they said let's name on the president this is gonna go viral by the way you realize how

fucking viral we're gonna go if if if we can name these and then something in the news happens with one of these people yeah and and they're like an Oliver on the 105 today all right was any person who has more than 43 IQ points would rather stick their head in a running lawn mower than listen to this fucking show. You're not gonna go viral. You're not gonna do anything. You're a bunch of fucking idiots blathering into the fucking void and it's awful. It's the worst fucking thing. I don't know why I fucking do this to myself. This show is so fucking bad. The funny thing about Bert is always ready to go viral

He went viral one time with the machine thing It's turned into a fucking movies his entire career He thinks everything that he comes out of his mouth might go viral and it's every week every week Oh, this is gonna go viral. This is my viral. We're gonna come up with the name Oliver and it's gonna be great Didn't you bring Bert Christchurch last year? I sure did And I'm gonna tell you something. And everybody out there in podcast land voted against me. But I sleep like a fucking pig.

Because I know in my heart I'm fighting the good fights. This show is sucks. This show is fucking bullshit. Yeah, anyone here can vote against me all you want. But I'll talk to everyone who does. Because it's a fucking sucks. This is the year you can stop the steal and vote for Birdcrasher. But at least somebody's having fun.

Or like, uh... Does sound like a Jimmy. Ha ha ha ha ha. Does sound like a Jimmy? I mean, this is a fun game. No. This is fucking Jimmy. Easy Jimmy.

You know what? People love to be boiled down to one characteristic, you know? How high are these guys? guys are laughing at those? Oh, God. So that guy walked out into the bathroom without watching his hands is such an Andy. I mean, that's what you're doing. Yeah.

Like, people don't enjoy this. I remember my first meth pipe. Yeah. Oh, and like I said, it's over a half hour of just that. Yeah. And like I said, you're welcome. It's on the cutting room floor. But during their search for names,

they try to look up a video because that's my favorite thing that any podcaster does. Not only let's watch the video, but let's spend a half hour looking for the video first. So let's find it. Who's the white girl that I hit in the head with a shovel? Do you remember that? Put in white girl hitting the head with shovel.

You ever saw this video? Oh, this is the best video Okay, you ready glural clover's rival in the head with show. Yeah, this is Find out her name and the girl through the shovel or the girl who hit get that gets that fucking name Okay, so then we watch the video not once, but twice. You'll hear I did a little speed up in here. Now this is the boy's reacting to a 14 year old girl taking a shovel to the head

that caused a traumatic brain injury and cost her the hearing in one ear. This sounds fucking great, doesn't it? What the hell am I doing? Oh shit, I'm feeling hot. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh shit, I'm feeling good! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Rewind that! Oh my god! Oh shit, I'm feeling good! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my. That's entertainment folks.

All right. So, like any point of 50-year-old shirtless dudes looking up to you and his girls on the internet, they go looking for them. Next one. Just said they were arrested. I think when you googled it, you know, when you googled it initially, I go to the all or scroll. The charges filed. Was it in West Virginia?

Please say names right to. I think it was disorderly conduct. And Miami? That was in Miami. No, it wasn't in Miami. Miami, Ohio. Oh my God. And I know that you see internet, you know, like listening to Google things, Gr Ohio. Oh my God. I know you see it or not

You don't like listening to Google things crash and they're not even doing it scroll could you click that? No stop no no back no click all no do that and this whole thing of fucking reading articles in real time It's not cool. It's not entertainment and dude All right fucking sideburn here. Yeah, The Joe Rogan show has this like YouTube channel where they put up clips and they had Matt Tabean there who's been doing fascinating shit for decades. So I click on there and this guy's reported on, on Congress and big business and just so many topics.

These interesting guys. So the first clip is the two of these guys and Joe Rogan brings up an article he hasn't read. So then he has Jamie bring up the article and then the two of them read the article together in real time and this is the highlight that the producer chose to highlight how good the show was like it has his bumpers oh listen to this on Spotify here's an example how great this is and it's two fucking guys reading an article in real time okay and it's fucking awful yeah and then so I click on the second clip I'm like they got to get better than this and Joe Rogan who says and I quote

I'm a dumb guy. That's like his whole thing He pulls up a fucking Facebook Karen meme to speak the parlance of two bears one cave and he goes if this is true This explains everything and I'm like holy fuck dude if you can explain your thought process on national events with a meme You're an idiot if you don't even know if on national events with a meme, you're an idiot. If you don't even know if it's true that what you're talking about, why are you bringing it up? If you're a national media figure and you're like,

dude, if this is true, this explains fucking everything. What are we even fucking doing here? What's the point of any of this? What are we doing here? I thought we were talking about you, Barry's what gave her, make sure to show the fucking void of stupidity that is swallowing the fucking earth. Everyone has this information and it's only made everyone fucking Dumber that's true then

They find the teenage girl on the internet and shit gets fucking weird call Vinnie because this is my cream Could you yell towards his bike? His fight. They're 14 years old. I'm good. Get out of my mind. Let's find her on Instagram. What's few gates? Got to be on Instagram.

Yeah. See her on Instagram right now. See what she looks like. But right here, boom. Is it private? I doubt it's private. Wow. That looks like her.

That's her. Yeah, it's off 14 anymore She's hitting vape pens and we followed she got I would say she's attractive but she still looks very young So you still say she's attractive you're very pretty. Yeah, she got to twos everything. Oh Random post this let's go full screen on these pictures Shuffle girls pretty hot looks great. It's great. We're in a great shape. You're attractive young lady You want to I bet you got only fans I bet she got an only fans they're 40 down here's a Another producer losing his mind in the background kind of quieted down there. Yeah, what the fuck that's some creepy shit

That's why are they doing that? Maybe shit Oh, that 15 years pretty hot. She having only fans. No Only fans be taken up the internet if she was on only fairly talking about What's wrong with you? God I need a shower after that. She doesn't have it only fans, but you have an FBI file How many views is this episode have up on YouTube do Do you know? Oh, I have no idea. Probably have a half a trillion or something. Thousand. Yeah. Minimum. So then we, uh, uh, uh, Tom tries to bring it back to the name game. The whole reason we're here today. A guy who is a bad influence on other guys is a Derek.

I like that. Yeah, I like that. I mean, a bad guy is a bad influence on other guys. That's a good one. That's a good one. Why is that a good one? It's a Derek. Oh, fucking Derek. Oh, fuck it.

Okay, oh, I forgot we're doing that game. Okay, Bert, I'd love for you to try this on stage as your stand up routine and see how many people enjoy you going, oh yeah, a guy who does this is named that. That's a good one. Well, he even lost the threat. He's the one that brought this in. Yeah. But looking at these teenage girls just fucking drawing.

Yeah. He's got nothing to hide. So this gets into a long conversation about births, broken brain, and just this is just a compilation of different things I found. I'm trying to think of the right one to say. But yeah, I wonder if I can caution and affect me today. Yeah. You know, you ever notice when I start talking and I go, where are we talking about? I'm trying to think of the right one to say. But I wonder if I can caution affected me today. You know, you ever notice when I start talking and I go,

what were we talking about? I'm guessing. Why did they fight a lot, and off? What is happening to me? I might, I feel like I might be talking too much. And I'm out of words and syllables. Yeah. How about an uneducated person who uses violence to solve answers?

Oh boy. Solve answers are hilarious. Oh boy. Good one. But then they bring it around because then we start playing a game and I know you love games, Carl. I love games. Producer Chris, you love games, Andy.

I don't know how you feel. But games, man. Games. I thought about the games. How many phone numbers? You know, Christina's phone number, obviously. Producer Chris you love games Andy. I don't know how you feel but games man games Do you know how many phone numbers you know Christina's one number obviously yeah, but I don't know I know my number I know her number. I do know my parents numbers. I know my parents numbers I know my dad's office number. I know my dad's office. I know my mom's my mom's cell phone my dad's I don't know my dad's cell phone. I do know my dad's cell phone. That's it. Those are the numbers I know I don't know any other numbers. I know I remember my grandmother's phone number

I wonder if it's the same let's see if I remember my grandmother's phone. Okay. I'm gonna call she's dead Oh my aunt's still in there No, I thought it I wonder how close I look to it I Know I mean, I wonder how close I was to it Who? cares it's boring as shit Talking about Bonnie that's America's favorite game show does bird remembers dead grandmother's phone number Wow, oh my god these guys are out of things to talk about.

Now, how many phone numbers do you remember? I don't know if you just list off shit. Yeah, I know you're thinking what could be even worse than like how many phone numbers do you remember? What's the mutual fun? But no, go ahead. Well, let's talk about specific phone numbers. And the reason I put this in is because

this is a part of their show. They didn't clip this out. They left us in. They think this is entertaining. You want to know my phone number was when we moved to Florida? You just believed this. Yeah. Let's check out this number. This is a great number. It was easy to memorize too. What is it? Why is that? Easy. Alright, I paused it.

I just want to point out, when you bleep out a phone number, you have to bleep out all 10 digits. You don't have to bleep out all 10! That's a really easy to remember. Yeah. God damn it. That's a great fucking. I Don't have my grandmother's number Wow

I was I was just close. Oh, he was so close to his dead grandmother's phone number So let's say my old number was great check it out and then you can't hear what is he's like Yeah, that is a really good number like what could that possibly be? Why would it's a place he lived 20 years ago in a state he's no longer in. Why would you leave any of that in, just cut the whole thing out? What the fuck are we doing here?

All right, leave this out, leave this show. Fuck you, the show is fucking retarded. And this is a show for fucking morons. How the fuck is this popular? But that before you move on, I wanna go through the list of listeners who I fucking hate their guts. Yeah, that's it.

Thanks to Portis on Patreon, but who I fucking hate their guts. Yeah, I agree. They support us on Patreon, but I'm gonna tell you right now that. F***. And also f***ing. And also f***ing assholes all of them. Go ahead, crush. Christ. I know that third one is a real problem.

My dreams you there. Is that a fun list? So could be a suicide phone with that list just now? Well, yeah, talking about listen names. This is like some real dain cook energy. Tell me if you get this. Lucas, Lucas. Lucas.

Lucas sounds cheap. Yeah. Either that or Lucas sounds like a very unslobbinly, unkempt person. You think Lucas does? Yeah, you're like, Lucas, Lucas. Okay. Yeah.

Lucas fucking Lucas over here. Oh my god, Lucas hasn't showered in a week. Lucas, Lucas. Lucas. Oh, dude, if you just say it enough times, it hasn't showered in a week. Lucas, Lucas! Oh, dude, if you just say it, enough times it becomes funny. They're describing it in a different way. Yeah, they're describing Stuttering Jack, it would be the right day for that.

So then we introduce the topic that brings us like the last half hour of the show was all about this and it gets weird. Oh, let's do some ASMR. Right now? Yeah. You wanna do this kind of stuff? I love this, really. There's a girl who does ASMR for me.

Yeah. She gives me ASMR positivity, things. She sends you like links? I don't know. Ah! Can you find her? She, she, I don't know how Can you find her? She, she, I don't know how I know this person. How do they find these morons to lose their shit

in the control room? Because these are different morons than the original morons. Do we do? We're listening to the Sarah Silverman Puck. Oh, is that why they're cracking up so hard back there? Holy shit, that's, that's an raging. Listening to those assholes, lose their minds. Oh, that's the worst part.

It's like somebody that's kind of being paid to be there to find it funny. Or reminds me of the Big Bang Theory. A annoying thing. You take the last trick out of the Big Bang Theory and you realize that this is just a boring conversation in these two bad actors are having on screen. And the whole point, the reason that guy was flipping out

is because Bert wants to talk about this chick because it's a sexy whispering, but he doesn't know who she is or how he knows her or where she is or what she does. And he wants them to find her for her. So then we get into watching people Google. Here's a compilation of that because it's so fucking great. As the condition progresses, slurred speech, scroll,. Significant memory problems. Can you guys do the research on my Instagram?

She's an AirSmartMar podcast. I think her name is Maddie. I think it. Type in ASMR Maddie. Um, nope, that's her. Samson. Scroll, that's her. That's her.

Type in French ASMR, but that's fucking awesome. I don't know my number. Fucking AF, AF, AF. I was reading UFC, I was reading UFC, I was saying ASMR. There was no, there was even an empty, empty, fucking fat, do dudes do ASMR? Yeah. Put hot dude ASMR.

What? What? Hot dude ASMR. Now early on in this, God bless him. Tom tries to exit gracefully from this conversation. Okay. She, I'm a really wish someone would grab my phone and find this for me.

M-A. That's okay, it's okay. Nobody, it's so good, Tom. No, it's okay, it's okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Idiot. Let me ask you this shoot. Did you go to the UFC? I did. Did we talk about that? Well, how was it? You didn't even tell me I wish I knew her last name on What He's just he's talking to a guy who's staring into his phone and searching for yet another teenage girl.

Great times. So, you're welcome, Andy. I didn't bring any of this. They spent at least 10 minutes listening to different ASMR, listening to 100 different languages, and it's like it was bad. I was listening to the earbuds and it was a bad night for me. But then they bring in wonder their dudes to talk about some other type of ASMR, whatever, whatever. The fuck is he still language you speak in Israel? In Israel? In Israel?

In Israel? No, they speak Hebrew. Do they speak? He said it three times wrong every time. Yeah. Yeah. It's really odd. That's his thing though. Is that like, it's almost like birth perceives like a hot chick to everyone but me. Because people are just cracking up laughing at him being an idiot and it's like, oh, isn't that funny? No, it's not. Actually, this is the one thing that Patrick Michael and I

could probably spend eight hours talking about now. This guy's an idiot, yeah, I know, what the fuck, crazy famous, I don't know. What's going on here? So this is his idea of a joke, they find some Hebrew ASMR and then Bert translates it for you What's he saying? I'm just gonna speak in Hebrew for you If you don't give me my money back I take a pound of your flesh

He's so quick at his feet. Wow. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, where is I mean, you know look I'm not the one to draw the line here, but there's like there's jokes about Anti-Semitism and then there's just fantasy many jokes and I don't know. I don't know what's going on over there But hey, so then this brings us to the last topic of the show. I promise I'm almost done here. It's okay He's a nice and a deaf you hard Jewish. So it's okay So really fine. So the last thing we do here on the two bears in one cave show is look at hot chicks on the internet Hotest UFC fighters I hope it's checks

Wow, who holy shit man, there's a lot of women that beat my ass Yeah, can you please introduce yourself to them? Yeah Yeah, can you please introduce yourself to that? Yeah. How does that mother fucker? Oh God, that's not a show! Wow, I am so entertained by her appearance on a podcast. They take multiple breaks during the show. So look at just different women on the internet.

Hey, let's just stop what we're doing. Oh my god, look at her. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so good. What are we talking about? Sorry, huh? What? Huh? Huh? Then, because we're an equal opportunity show, they get into the UFC guys. Oh, good. Pretty much all the UFC guys are good looking dudes. Are they? Yeah, right. I don't know. Cabo, like, we're talking about stereotypical good looking male, like leading male guys. They've all got great bodies, they've all got great jaw lines. Like Cabo Soroni's a good looking fucking dude.

All right. How much, how much you wanna bet? You ready this? Ready for this bet? Yeah. How much you wanna bet? The average MMA guy, I bet their dicks are an inch longer than average male.

I was good to see. He's not gonna talk about their Dix as he anyway took to find that out. How you do it? How do you find out? I'm just giving you a little research. Just give me a month. Everybody's good looking standing next to Bert Krochen.

Yeah, now he wants to go research their Dixize. Well, as we have what he wants to do is a side project. As we all know, guys who spend a lot of time in the gym compensating for their huge penis We know that these tough guys you want to beat everyone up because they're cock is so bad Exactly exactly and then just to close it out they go back to the fucking name game thing I don't even know why I pull this fucking clip. It's awful. You know I can be such a Liam sometimes Oh fucking Liam Schaffer over here

It's like he almost made it the 90 minutes without squealing like a suck big so he had to get in right the end this show fucking Sucks I cannot argue with you there. How long was the show? 90 minutes every show is 90 minutes and it's that They've nothing to say and I didn't even have to search It's not like I listen to most love so that's the most recent one. I hit play in the first thing that said I'm like, oh, yeah, that's the fucking show. This is the worst fucking garbage Imaginable well, they were playing the name game. I'm gonna play the name drop game

Yeah, I was out of show with Chrissy Mayer this week and Alisa Jordanna. And I just wanted to put it, give a shout out to Chrissy Mayer, check out her latest episode on YouTube. We get into it talking about my friends, Stuttering Jack. Mm. Hey! Hey! Woo! G-G-G-Y! Now, there was a show that just came out where Crazy Cabby was interviewed by this guy.

It's ST Weekly is the YouTube channel and he's done most of the guys from the Howard Stern show, and he does interviews with other celebrities at the community. Crazy cabbies of why? I was thinking the same thing. Yes. So he's talking about the old boxing match. Now this was a stunt that was done

on the Howard Stern show in the 90s, where it was Crazy Cabbie, who was, by the way, a disc jockey on the station. I think he did afternoons, but they would bring him on because he was a character. He was like a crack hat, you know, all sorts of problems. He had a real job. He wasn't just microwaving potatoes.

Right. He was actually not an air talent unlike Southern. That's to be clear. Yeah. Right. So because John was the stunt boy of the Howard Stern show, he's going to have a boxing match with crazy cabbie. So John won by decision and it was such a pathetic

boxing match. I mean, it was there was no technique at all. They were not in shape. Is two guys been over with their hands on their knees? No, they were hugging each other the whole time. They're holding each other up. Errr. Anyway, I just thought it was funny because the interviewer asked him about the animosity that took place during that boxing match. No dude, that shit was real. I fucking hated that guy. I always hated that guy. I still hate that guy. Kaby still hates Stuttering John. I wonder why he does. This is a fun little story. Now, Kaby is a veteran and he is paralyzed. He cannot walk. He's in a wheelchair now. Really? Yes.

When did that happen? I mean, how much research do I'm going to do? You brought it up. All right. I need you to Google Crazy Cabby. What? He scrolled at hospital. He was in and now he is. Wait, check out this chick. Oh, does she whisper things? Thank you for your service. You told me, I don't even know how he got my cell phone number, but he got a hold of it. I'm guessing Gary gave it to him. He got my cell phone number and he called me while I was in the fucking hospital at the VA. And he was like, hey, hey, you want to do my podcast? And I was like, no, dude.

And he's like, why? And I was like, I'm dealing with just fucking help at you. I'm crippled and then a 500 pound wheelchair. I think it's funny, because when I heard that, I thought for sure he was gonna say, yeah, he called me, I don't know how he got my number, but he called me and wished me the best, you know, wished me, told me, get well soon.

No, it's just like, can, can you do my show? Yeah. I'm in the hospital. Do you get good reception there? Yeah. Oh, you don't, you're a piece of shit. And she's saying he's in a 500 pound wheelchair or he's 500 pounds in a wheelchair.

He's lost a lot of weight, but he was a very big man at that time. So this is now him wondering if it would have made sense for him to do Southern Johns podcast. He goes, you have to be on my podcast. The first thing when I get when I was like, who listens to just starring John's podcast? You people actually listen. I don't even know. Does he still have a podcast? I don't know. So guess what?

All right. What's funny about this is that in our world, Surinjans podcast is amazing. Oh, most listen. I listen to it every week. And so for someone like me, I'm like, of course he still has a podcast, but you gotta remember that these guys are connected to the Howard Sterns, I got Crazy Cabby,

and this guy who interviews all these people from Howard Stern, and they're like, does he still have a podcast? I'm like, I don't know. Like, Surinjans way off the map, and every't know. Like, Sunning Johns way off the map, but every single one. Sure, of course. It's like Austin Radio Gun holding this thing alive.

Right, until you brought it up on your show, nobody even wouldn't know that you can show. No, of course he's running with Hollywood's elite now. Oh, right. He left all this behind. So the last clip I have from this, I thought was interesting because for some reason crazy can be decided all right I'll do centering john's podcast.

I called him three times. He never fucking answered. I gave him every opportunity. Starring john can suck my dick. I'll fucking eat his face even as a fucking cripple. I won that fight. That was a fix. So he was ready to go out the show and the john drops the ball. I won that fight. That was a fix.

So he was ready to go out the show and the John drops the ball by different hand-trickest bowler. Of course. Returning a foca. But in the wrong time zone. I do love the ISO that we got from that. So, I'm John can suck my dick. Yeah. I'll be keeping this on the board right here. Very good. Speaking of time zone issues, crows.

Now, this one I pulled right out of the dab was anonymous subreddit, and this video was posted by Joe Namath NYJ, who posted a lot of great things in there. With the caption, these two geniuses are going to save America, but first have to figure out what time it is. This is John with Richard O'Hade. I'm in major, 12.45. You said 3.15. Oh, I screwed up, 12.45. That's 4.15. No, at 3.45.

My time? Yeah, in half an hour. I'll be there. I'll set me back. All right, sorry, brother. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. It's another two-step process. Oh, my God. That was so good. I just came twice.

That was so amazing. It's so fucking funny. 1500 hours minus three is... The... The Daedler's anonymous subreddit, I cannot recommend highly enough. There is some gold in there. It really is. It's worth scrolling through all of it.

And it's very active too. There's only 500 people, but they're into it. Oh yeah. Yeah. It is a lot of fun for sure. And I get a lot of the clips that we play on here from that because they do find choice clips from John. I can't play them all.

They do find some choice clips. Oh, there was one that someone put together that was great. We're John's talking once again about how, when you tell someone to abort their child, you know, he's going over that again. He's up beer on the balcony, he's getting drunk. And he goes, you know, I was excited to be a parent. He said I was going to be an unfit father. And then he put together a clip of him shugging five more beers after saying that, which

is really pretty funny. So that's what I'm done. But it translates better to videos than our format. Now I pulled this clip only because John has a new name for all the trolls out there. I mean, Fred's father, I believe I don't want to, I'm pretty sure he said this on the air. It was an alcoholic and abusive Oh look I look the trolls abook

Definitely not a friend or your agent. It's got to be a sad life To be a troll It's not bad and you know what oh I'm not gonna call them trolls anymore, because that's too complimentary. They're losers. So when I say the next time, oh, another loser, trolls are now losers. Let's keep close track of this guys. I want to see if you remember that next time. Yeah. Because now he's declared that. Well that man, what a razor sharp job. So just hell, hell, what do you do about all these people who are losing you?

Yeah. He's half losing. Yeah. Yeah. And right after that, by the way, cause I, again, it's a visual thing, because they're not trolls, they're losers, and then he pulls up a beard and chucks it. Yeah. What are you doing? And that's just any beer. You're not helping yourself.

And he's like, Oh, no, keep getting lost. I'm like so breaded. All right. So he has this guest on with Richard O'Hada. And this guest is this guy Hugo Woll. He's a congressional reporter for the Guardian. So he's out of the UK, but he covers the U.S. Congress for the Guardian. He's a young guy. And what's funny is they bring this guy in the show. And I've never seen any other show like this. We're Jen Hays to explain to him. By the way, now that you're attached to my show, you will get trolled. It sucks with the whole time. This guy's just staring at him straight face. It's like, what's going, what do you mean? Like, why? What would happen? And then listen

to the end here, Richard O'Hay to try to get in a joke about it. You know, long, long to tell you is this, you'll get some of my trolls who will, who will now tweet you. Don't go on John show anymore. Like, but so please don't, please don't listen to them because I Richard gets it all the time. You know, I have these people that just always want to try and screw, you know, screw me up. So please don't buy into any of the garbage that you get from my haters. They're a very small group.

They have no lives, but this is what they do. You know what I mean? Well, Hugo, let me tell you that I caught some of the flack from some of John's haters, and I actually went for therapy on this. And my therapist, Luke, me in the face and told me that the best thing you could do is to tell them to fuck off. That's not good advice. I'm going to be a therapist. Don't engage with the trolls. No! That's not good advice.

I'm gonna be a therapist. Don't engage with the trolls. Don't tell them to fuck off, ignore them and block them, right? What therapist would tell you to violently confront people? That was a joke. And say, yeah, why would you be like, yeah, these people drove me to therapy? I don't know.

Ooh. Not, he didn't say, uh, make a better show, and they'll stop telling you you suck. No, he did not say that. Don don't know. Not he didn't say make a better show and they'll stop telling you you suck. No, he did not say that. It's just that he happens to have a couple of trolls to keep changing their username and happen to have 500 accounts on Reddit. Keep goofing out of you guys ready for the reason why he was late to his show the other day. Oh yeah. All right, there's a lot of information to process here. Someone wrote a book about this in the sobriety,

a whole analysis of what's going on here. Sorry I was a little late today. Why? Well, three letters, DMV. Yep. Went to the DMV, had to pay my late fee, and paid $300 for my daughter's car that I gave her, and then they asked me for my current insurance. Then my phone died. Then I say, could I come back in 10 minutes? I'll charge my phone. I go to charge my phone.

Come back. This is the other. And the insurance card that I have on file is expired. I start calling my insurance company. And the main guy wasn't there. And the girl was at the post office. So it was just a guy answering a phone. She didn't have access to the computer. I gotta fake this out. I've never heard of an insurance company. It was like there's like there's a main guy and then there's the girl but

the girl's gone. The main guy. What? The general was not there and the private was out the lunch. Is is is check there? Yeah. And the gecko can't work the keys. It's so great right here. Let's into this this little uh this detail of the story. So it was just a guy answering the phones. You didn't have access to the computer. They let a guy answer the phone. Who would really could do nothing for anyone?

Hey, can you look up my account? Oh, I don't have a computer, sir. That would be, I mean, what kind of investment do you think this company makes? And equipment around here, you think I'd have a computer? That's an insane thing. I was just walking by the phone. This can't be a real insurance company, right?

No. I'm just talking about it. So now I'm waiting for my time in line, waiting for this girl to call me, and then my time in line waiting for this girl to call me. And then my time was up. I had to go to the desk again. I showed the expired one. She caught on quick.

Then I had to go back to my car, charge it more. Keep calling this girl. Finally, she answered, I'm back. I'm emailing you the new insurance. Put it this way, I left around 920 something. I didn't get home till 1203. Took a quick shower and got already brushed my teeth, took my pills.

Here I am. Yeah, fuck it. Grab a simpses. Yeah, dude. What's so funny about this is he's pissed at the DMV and yet all of these things are his fault. Right. Right. So he had to pay this fine because he hadn't paid the registration. Yeah. So he's got this late fee of the S to go pay and they have to renew the registration that's like his daughter's car. But apparently it's not because it's his registration. He's the one not renewing it for some reason, even though you get that notification. In the mail and you can pay online,

it's a really easy thing. And there's this like all this stuff is online. Especially since COVID, you can do almost everything. And it doesn't want you in the DMV. Correct. Correct. So then he shows up at the DMV and his insurance, is obviously lapsed.

Yeah, that's out there. And he's like, yeah, this card is expired. And he has no idea how to get the information from his phone. So now he's calling people to email him with his phone. He goes at nine o'clock in the morning, goes to DMV with 7% left on his phone. I know. What are you doing?

On the charger all night? Yeah, or in your car on the way to the DMV? Well, if you pass out drunk and don't put it on the charger, then it's not gonna fucking have any juice, is it? We could point about that when he was in, in, not Vegas, maybe it was Vegas. What was the other place in Nevada? Where he went?

Reno. He was talking about the same thing where he's like, you know, I got up the next morning and I really had these pains but I didn't know where a drug store was because my phone didn't have any juice. It's like, yeah. You woke up in the morning?

He asked out. He called. He asked out without plugging it in more again. Imagine being so terrible at life that he likes these are basic things we all do we're in your registration. It sure insured up to days and most people do this without ever leaving their house without even putting their fucking pants on. You know what I mean?

Right. Jesus Christ. I like that he doesn't shower before he goes to the DMV. He has to shower before his internet show. Yeah. Why not shower when you go and interact with people? I know. That should be the priority.

And the one thing that you don't have to worry about when you're doing a podcast on the internet, is the smell of your breath. Nobody can smell it. Obviously he doesn't have to care what you're about. I thought I brushed my teeth. We're all gonna be able to smell it through the internet. Yeah, he was like, I already brushed my teeth this week,

so I'm good on that. It's insane that he's like, I know I'm three hours late, but the DMV sucks, doesn't the people in the world like yeah, it does, but oh, those are all your fault. I received a thing that happened there was your fault. Now, speaking of showering and John's hygiene, it's time to hear about his third date with the bumble broad.

Oh boy. Yeah. He got a third date? Crosch. I don't know. He's sassy, dude. I mean, I need to shock you. You gotta take a minute's word. Because listen to these details.

Now first off, we're all older gentlemen at this point. John's much older than all of us. He's 56 years old. At no point in my life, when I go into the amount of detail, this is like, chick shit. Like, if you were to tell me, like, oh, I brought him a girl I got laid out, I'm like, that's awesome, man, good for you.

I'm like, I need the deeds. Yeah. Spills, fills, fills. What happened, you know, that's like a girl thing that you would ask, but John, for some reason, just wants to tell us everything. Had my third date with this girl that I met on Bumble. So she slept over on, let's see what's today.

She slept over Sunday night. Was it Sunday night? Yeah, yeah, she's. Now the Bumble girl was a science teacher. So I Dow she's left over on Sunday night. Who knows? Yeah, the story is a little fishy all this time. Oh, ready. It's a little fishy. It was like what night wasn't it was just two days ago. Okay. Yeah, she slept on run Sunday night. Yeah. Let's just say, you know, they hit a home run.

Yeah. Yep. Oh. Yes, I, yep. And the cost was made. Oh. Oh. And the car just made.

That's like out of a 40 year old virgin or something. Yeah. All right. Yes. I also enjoy intercourse with girls. Yeah, I achieved orgasm. Brush my teeth. She did not. Let's just say it was a soul shot to rights.

Yeah. She's conducting a science experiment on me. It's all fucking night. Holy shit. Yeah, right. Freak. Man. I was pushing rope all night. Yeah, right. Freak. Man. I was pushing the rope all night.

Yeah. I got it like, and then, and then, and then like, you know, like the first couple of times because we drink and, you know, I couldn't orgasm. I only did third time.

You know, I told them probably gonna, you know, probably gonna wanna have sex with a moan. You know, I told him, I'm probably gonna, you know, probably gonna wanna have sex with a moan. I said, you know. So this guy cannot perform, all right? We translate here, if any of this is true. He's like, yeah, so I'm not satisfied here at all. And so I'm like, hey, let's try it in the morning. Yeah.

The dead Kennedy's wrote a song about this, Who Drunk To Fuck? Yes, correct. All right, now listen to this exchange This is insane and I hope this didn't actually happen. I said, you know, I Just want some consent if I wake you up So all right, this is what I want to know because I've been told that if you get someone drunk and then take advantage of them That's not consent. They can't consent because I've been told that if you get someone drunk and then take advantage of them, that's

not consent. They can't consent. They're intoxicated. Now what he's saying is while she was drunk, I asked her if it's cool if I rape you tomorrow and she said yes. So raping someone with their sober is always like it's said to when they were drunk apparently is fine. Well, yeah, I think he's asking, can I put it in you while you're asleep?

That's exactly what he just said, which is not a great question for a third date. I would say. The barfags are located just your right. I'm in need. I have those equipped for this specific drop. Wow. What is going on? The scent if I wake you up having sex with you.

She goes like, I'm glad you asked me. And yes, you get my consent. I would love to be woke up to that. I I would love to be woken up to that. Oh, I mean, love to be woken up with a flaccid penis being rubbed on my face. We'll be woken up to that. And I didn't have to because she was awake. And then we had sex.

She was trying to sneak out. And I caught her. She never closed her eyes. I don't know why. The roaches kept her up. Could you imagine me like just see you know see you fall asleep. We're gonna put my dick inside. He's like come to the cup of coffee please. Yeah, I don't know. I can't get with the woman rolling her eyes at me. Please be a mad chance. I can't wrap my head around the mattress the fucking Mattress that we've heard so much. I know. Hey, just put a sheet over it. Oh cleans it immediately. Oh

Can't even love fungus after that's four layers of sheets. He never changes I mean just puts a new one on top Pillow top I didn't have to because she was awake and then and then we add sex and I didn't have to because she was awake and then and then we add sex Oh, and then and then I finally did our guys and then she goes And she goes well, we still gonna have sex in the morning as I look out and see that the freaking That that that that it's sunrise and I'm like it's already morning But

Yes, I did take a couple of blue shoes that many local. No shit. So, I love that, I don't even know, John's making this up, but I don't know what parts of it are based in reality or based on a true story or what the deal is. But it's funny that as soon as he finally does organ, he's like, so can we do it again? And he's like, no, get the fuck out of here.

This is what I've been trying to do all night. Now, you gotta, uh, go. That's not a good time to ask a guy anything, right? So you're gonna take me out for dinner tonight? No, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Unless you're buying. And it's almost grosser than he's so clinical about it.

Like, and then we have penis in vagina. Almost grosser. In intercourse. Oh God It's all gonna be in my new book, John line dating I'm kick off bumble they won't have me on raya. I had to start my own dating app for people who aren't welcome on raya called diarraya It's me and Tom Arnold and no women. If you're tired of erected penises,

then please join diarrhea. You can't possibly be penetrated by us. I was talking about tech problems. So John's having more technical problems here and he's able to recover by making a great joke. Now, what I've done here, even though I do find these things funny, is I've cleaned up at least 20 seconds of dead air at us.

So, this went on much longer than what you're going to hear, but this is just a typical beer on the balcony. This is a paid show. You have to give him money in order to hear this. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Damn it! God, Mother! Alright, let's see. What's he? Let's try and get him on. Well, in the meantime,

Oh, when I was a kid, when I was five years old, my mom, she always wanted me to be famous. She actually let me walk to kindergarten, on my own at the age of five, in hopes that my picture would end up on the side of the milk carton. Get it? Oh. Pretty good joke, guys. See, save that whole segment with that one. Yeah. but end up on the side of the milk carton. Get it?

Pretty good job, guys. He saved that whole segment with that one. Pretty good stuff. Please just save us, just call hell. I'd rather listen to you dialing your phone to call hell to fix this. I was supposed to be on, but his phone updated and he hates my guts. Okay.

All right, I won't work with him, Senator John. Now I am gonna tell everyone who's here in the studio right now, smoke if you got him, bathroom break time. I'm gonna let this play out, cause I find hilarious. But this is over four minutes of John having technical problems. And I didn't pull this together. This isn't like a compilation.

This is real time. This is real time. That's four minutes. Yep, this is John. That's a little difficult. Trying to find a video he wants to play for people on beer on the balcony. Oh, I'm just going to do this for you guys.

Alma. I'm not. I don't know I can log in here. I'm on there. All right, hold on a second. Give me a minute. It'll be well worth it. Trust me. Give me a second. Where is it? Come on. Come on. Let me find it. Come on. Give me a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second.

Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Wait, is this just notice my Oh, come on. Now I just can't put my regular one. All right, hold on. I'm hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to try and find this for you.

It'll be worth it. It is strangers in the night. It's not on this Facebook, I gotta go to the next Facebook. How can I do this? Hold on. See if I can get... Switch accounts, alright. switch accounts alright are you Alrighty. Bear with me. Skull!

Oh, come on, man. There we go. I don gonna believe this. Here we go. I don't believe it. Wow, show prep Johnny over here. Cut it all out of your show. But why not, like, if you wanna play a video, why not have it ready to go? Right.

Maybe know where the link is. Or save it to your desktop or something. He's amazing. He's amazing. He's amazing. He's still this bad at podcasting. And for that, we love him. Amazing. I want it.

Guys, what have we done today? Well, can I just add one more thing? Oh my gosh, you have more things to add. Let's do it. Just one more quick thing that has been bothering me. Yeah. But since we're doing worst of the year stuff, I want to have honorable mention best of the year.

Awesome. And when it comes to the one show that we did this year that everybody agreed was amazing, it's not on anymore and it's very upsetting to me. It's a clip nine. It's not over. I give a hope for the future. And it's not over. It's not over. I'm putting out a call.

Jamar Jones, where is Jamar? Come back, baby. Let me tell you podcasts. You know what the problem is? Jamar's too smart a guy. He heard our critiques. He listened back and he said, oh, yeah, it's doesn't very good.

And he actually realized he should put his energy into something else. That's the problem with people who are self-aware. They're hard to goof out. Yeah. You don't know me. That's why you jotted up here. The buzz.

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this song. But yeah, I mean, I'm a subscriber to let me tell you. And I keep waiting for it to show up on my feet and it just doesn't clip. Clip 11. I'm over here.

Black. What's your man, bro? What's your man? You saw 11. I'm over here blocked. What's your man bro? What's your man you so disrespectful? I'm blocked. I'm blocked. I'm blocked. I'm blocked. I'm blocked. I'm trapped in check of status, but I'm over here blocked. Yeah, I'm blocked. I'm blocked. I'm blocked. I'm trying to check those status, but I'm over here blocked. Yeah, I'm blocked. I'm blocked. Yeah those dead is but I'm over here block yeah, I'm not I'm not yeah you block me According to Gagrinously our buddy Alex there's a new album out he just put out a new album

Oh, he's focusing on his music as he should, because we can all agree his music is awesome. Yeah, that was one from the heart right there. The music swear it's that. You know what that just reminded me of though? Something we should have brought up earlier, and it's because I'm blocked by Sittering John. It was hard for me to see this. But Bert Kreischer tweeted about a fan of his

that was hit by a car. I guess a fan saw his boss, it was like, stat like take a photo of it, and a car like zoomed into him. And so Bert put out a text like, hey, if anyone knows who this guy is, I really wanna like help this person out anyway that I can or help out their family.

And Suthering John responded to that tweet with, hey Bert, can you come on my show? Oh! Oh! Oh! Now, because I do funny bits like that on my show. So, it seemed inappropriate to me. So I had to like go into like an account

where I could see what he tweeted. But it's been posted, the screen catcher has been posted all over the place. My only hope is that somebody took over his account. Yeah, that's my only hope that John isn't that stupid. It's a great troll if somebody did that. It is. It's hilarious.

I've been John doing it. It would be like Cheetos having Chester Cheeto holding a black lives matter flag. Oh, we're gonna capitalize on this. And sell some Cheetos. That's not a bad idea. What is it, his opinion on black eyes better. I'd like to know before I buy my snack. Oh, it is. I hope that's real. It seemed like it was, but it's interesting. All right. What do we do today? I brought the financial feminist as the worst show of the year in 2021. I'm gonna do the Vinny thing and say,

that's just a helpful show. I don't know why he brought that. This regard that. Wow, you're being unlikable. But it really is a good Vinny in front of Tom Myers versus the world. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, somebody predicted that if Vinny was on here today,

he would have brought Tom Myers. So I'm sure he would. And he brought talk show, which apparently has pod faded. So, so Chris almost brought Sarah Silverman and Kroge with Birdcriesher. Two bears won, cave. That was a vendetta.

Poor Tom, he just seems like he's doing community service. Like he has to be. Yeah, he lost a big bet. I mean, he's making a shit ton of money out of it, but it's sad. It's sad that he wouldn't team up with someone who's slightly tampered Oh my god, but gracious just like so annoying. He does the show with the bill bird, too. They still have a show together But oh, yeah, yeah, why do all these talented people want to team up with Bert?

Christy no idea so they can talk to him while he's there is at his phone Hey, it's Bert up here Bert. Yeah, Bert. We're doing a show. We're on YouTube right now. Bert, there's people commenting right now. The bar is set so low. It's just like, I mean, I might as well start my own show. How hard can it be? I'm gonna slow down. I'm gonna put it out. I'm just gonna have Patrick Michael and Bert Kreischer can do it. Anybody can do it. You are no bird Kreischer. Wow, all this goat talk has got to do your head. So we also talking about Suttering John and everything is going on with him.

So you know what that means. It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. All right, this is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast. For next week, and I'm not saying the show we play clip from the podcast for next week And I'm not saying the podcast we're gonna review next week But the actual podcast for next week because this has been recorded already It was the second ever bonus episode that we put up on our patreon Croge came over we talked about American crimes, which is one of our favorite Patrick Michael podcast

Oh, and then after that we recounted the misfit story. Oh, boy. And I thought it'd be fun to put this out on the main feed. Now, what happened was a Krojanai and produced a chrisser in a bank called the isotopes. And many years ago, we opened for the misfits, the punk band that was once fronted by, what's his name there? And it went really well.

No, what was it? Danzig. Yeah, Glenn Danzig was the singer in the misfits when they were popular. Yeah, 30 years ago. Right. Yeah, uh, 40. Yeah, 40 years. Yeah, 40 years. Plus 100 years. Three centuries ago, the misfits were a band that people liked. Anyway, the ice tops, open for them. And the ice top stick is that we played jokes. We haven't announced or tells jokes and we roast the other bands stick is that we play jokes. We have an announcer, tells jokes, and we roast the other bands, and it didn't go well.

So I'll just play a clip of us recounting that event. So we start off this show, before you even played a note. We start off this show by playing Jerry only singing the national anthem. I remember we're opening four Jerry-oldy. Now, in my mind, these guys, the way the montages set up,

they have the green room upstairs. And you walk up the stairs and you hang out, you don't have to pay attention to the crowd, you don't have to listen to other bands. So in my mind, no one's gonna know that we're doing this. I was wrong, but this is how we started out the show. And by the way, I'm gonna stop it.

At the point, this is the funniest point. I don't wanna go through this like And I'm about to have you to stop it. At the point, this the funniest point. I don't want to go through this like a two-minute bit, but I'll stop it. At this time, we ask you to please rise and remove your hats and eye makeup for the singing of our national anthem. Oh, we'll stay, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, for that band and they have no sense of humor about this or the thing as we learned very, very quickly. Oh, good times.

20. Yeah, so that'll be fun. We'll play that next week. And then it's the new year. Then we're into 2022 with a whole other year of who are these podcasts. Quickly approaching 300 episodes. That's true.

I don't want to do another special edition episode with 300. That's 200 was such a shit show. Yeah, I think that's why. I think I have to bad taste of my mouth. That make a big deal out of it. Yeah, right. I don't think it worked real while.

So we'll figure it out. That was Robert Deque from was that 200? That was 200. Yes. Andy phoned it in literally. Yeah. Dog and Kaya wereall to do something they did when you get in was the best thing I ever did apparently best bet all right well producer

crest thank you very much good to see you again you know it was tough having you having you off what are we even talking about I'm talking about how you weren't here. It wasn't that tough. So thanks for coming back. Croch, thank you so much for coming over. I wish you were more passionate about the subject matter that you brought, but I still appreciate you coming over. I'm glad you're here. By the way, I'll be on the subreddit later, come hang out with me. My name is the real financial feminist.

Okay, Very good. Broch, I got a good feeling about you winning because if I learn anything from the creep off, it's whoever talks the most wins. So how would that work? It seems to be a big deal. That's pretty formula. Yeah, that is the trend. So yeah, all right. Andy, thank you so much for coming over.

Yeah, awesome. Awesome job as always. Anything that you want to plug, my friend. Yeah, check out my new dating app, Dyer Rider. Guy, very good. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody.

Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called Right Now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Hey, good news. We have a return to our net news For our show the subreddit turbo 7049 kicks us off with blind Mike was a solid co-host Put him on the semi-regular list best episode in a long time

Game grannisly checks in will noon and as usual crushed it. Get him on for a regular episode. And see if he can get you a deal on a new Honda. Happy Honda days! Getty Lee's thumb writes, hand to Google Meredith Salinger because I've never heard of this famous since 1982 woman, and all I have to say is, well, tits. Big, lovely tits. Big. Lovely. Tits. Crazy about monkey says, my back hurts just looking at her. And to quote Ralph Mollman-Mellish, honk honk. Dr. Steve asks, oh is that true? Well that makes many people much less annoying. Gammer and K.Y. grapes. Wow, the voicemail segment was bad. Even for a voicemail segment, way way too much

Cardiff. He's very annoying. At least Band Practice Guy saved the day at the end. And Vix the clown proclaims, I agree. Band Practice Guy was the highlight of the voicemail segment, as usual. Virgil Zweller wonders, can Missy be the new review girl? As she's not an unbearable slab like Vic, always absent Kasey, or the autistic retard Cardiff. And the Phantom Dennis posts an interesting poll to our listeners, WorseWATP of 2021. This isn't about the worst podcast they reviewed, but the worst episode of the show.

I was going to include a joctober episode, but they're all the same, and I thought lumping them together would have been unfair for the other contenders. to And for a useless co-host who just wants to cross promo a podcast I'm not gonna listen to. On occasion, I'm surprised by a good episode. Dead Erika Pines, if only Crosion Andy would take over in Ditch Carl, then we would be podcasting. Rik Tiff is on Thin Ice with her. I'd like to re-nominate the isotopes episode again. One of the darkest days in WATP history.

No one cares about your shitty cover band, dude. Hestia is the best you have proves there is some fat chicken. The music special was posted in 2020, but it was bad enough for me to put as my worst of 2021. Dog whistle blows, spit balls, the zoom-ok episodes, and artistic passenger plays us out with all of them suck. Very good. We always appreciate all the activity that's going on in our subreddit.

I'm the discord and our Facebook group on wherever people are talking about W ATP. Cardiff sent in another who said it bet. This is the third one. You guys know the rules of this game, right? It's doing. Yeah, so I've been practicing all week. Good, I'm terrible at this game. I was over four last week with Missy,

and I think she missed all of her still. Basically, what Cardiff is gonna do, he's gonna read a quote from one of our reoccurring characters podcast. We have to decide which podcasts it's from based on the out of context quote. Let's see what happens. Welcome to WhoSetit, the official podcast game on WATP, brought to you by the Card of Electric Podcast Network.

Okay, Carl and co-host. WhoSetit? Our first entry. WhoSetit? So, I don't know. Maybe you could convince them that, you know, I'm actually another famous comedian. Instead of just me, I don't know maybe if you could convince them that you know, I'm actually another famous comedian instead of just me I don't know that might actually work

Who said it? I'm gonna go stuttering John, but I don't know I don't know about that one Tom it's yeah, that's a good guess And it's not really for points or anything just guess And it's not really for points or anything. Just guess. Well, you just guessed it. You're the hard Patrick Mike. No, you can pick the same one as me.

We can pick the same one. It doesn't matter. We're just trying to get the right one. I'm just trying to. Three, two, three. I only have three seconds. I'm sticking with Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael?

Yeah, Patty C. Cups. I'm glad I got the bottom. I think he's a comedian. Yeah, you guys are right. It's always Patrick Michael. What am I thinking? One, two, three. What was I what am I thinking? one two three, oh, I don't know maybe if you can convince if you can convince them that you know

I'm actually another Forrest hold on me then I don't know that might Jack's work well, that presses on the whole extent Who said it? You shouldn't walk out of your $2 million home and see, you know, Kent City. Who said it?

I'm gonna go Patrick Michael on this one. I thought he wouldn't know that. OP. Oh. Oh, I'll get out of this. That's pretty good. The big brain. That's pretty good.

I don't know. I don't know if it would say a number on the stucho wood. Stucho wood. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going stucho. He lives in LA. Okay, do stucho.

It seems too obvious. That's a thing. What? The current of his good at this. He fucking finds things that you'd think such I would say and then it's not. One, two, three. You shouldn't walk out of your. Damn, I'm a different dollar.

God damn, I started to learn. You know, ten cities. Our next entry. Started to learn this. Who said it? He is at best a mediocre comic. I mean, he's good. He's not great.

He's in no position to be talking about other standups. All right, I got this. Who's that? I got this too. I think it's Patrick Michael. Yeah, everybody. Thanks, man. All four of us are Patrick Michael.

All right, yeah. The score is tied one to one. God, between me and producer Chris. All right, so I'll say Tom Myers just because I got to get out of the floor. All right, let's touch on. Oh, okay. We got to get on that. All right, cool. We're getting excited. We're getting excited. I the floor. You know what? Stutcha. Oh, okay. We gotta get on that.

We gotta go again. We're gonna get a side bed on it. Let's do it. All right, so, producer Chris and I still have Patrick Michael. You've got Stutcha. Stutcha, when you got Patrick Michael. Tom Myers.

Or Tom Myers. Get it. One, exciting. Two, three. He is at best. I'm gonna be your son. Oh, three. He is at best. I'm gonna be a sh**. Oh, he's damn it. He's not great.

He is in no position to be talking about other standups. Our next entry. Who's he talking about there? I remember watching that clip now that I hear it. Fuck, I wish I could remember who he's fucking calling out is not that good at standup, because it's someone who's pretty fucking good. Do you think it was already?

Cardiff? Oh, Cardiff would know, he's talking about already. Like, all right. Yeah, what an untail of the hack. All right, now we got a three-way tie. Crows, producer Chris, Carl, always won, and he's still looking at the board. Who said it?

You're attracted to someone and you stay in a relationship Andy's still looking at the board. Who said it? Who said it? Who said it? That's a tough one. That sounds like a Jerry Band feel to me because only he says really wacky shit like that that he shouldn't say, but I shouldn't say that. I'm going to be wrong. Well, Patrick Michael is in a failed marriage, so I'll go say Patrick. Although I don't know that his acts is attractive, but okay. I'm going to go stuchcho ranting on Howard Stern. Oh.

Oh. Yep. That's a good one. Let's get call. Thanks for going before me. I'm gonna go with Stupcho. Yeah. Ranting on.

Alright. Alright. Alright. So you guys got Stupcho. Who do I say? I don't know. You feel. I said, oh yeah.

Alright. One, two, three. You've you're attracted to someone and you stay in a relationship. Wow. Because you're still attracted to that person physically, but you knew a long time ago that soon as you get past the looks, there's nothing else there. And then you stay in that relationship years too fucking long. It's funny no one considered him. He was talking about Vic Henley to not only

Not only did none of us consider him no one their discord put down Opie either all the like shit holy crap This is a hard game. I've never heard Opie address relationship right? Yeah, that's that was a weird one. All right good pull All right, we see got three-way tie our next entry Who said it? Celebrities. Most famous people. Most wealthy people. Don't have to only live in Calabasis.

Beverly Hills. Burbank. Okay? They don't have to be there. Who said it? Oh my god. This can go two ways. It's a fake out.

Yes, this is a fake out. Patrick Michael does not know where Calabatius is. He doesn't know what that is, so that's not it. So we can rule that out. Interesting. Although I think it still could be Patrick Michael. And it was too short for Tom Myers to say anything, so. Yeah, that's true.

Stunchos coming to me. Yeah. Sounds like a Suthering John. That's why I think it's not. I think it's a Mr. Action. What do you think? Opie. I think it's Opie. I'm going to Opie too. I know. I'm going to go with Chris and a Southern John. That's why I think it's not I think it's a mr. Action. What do you think? Opie. I think it's Opie. I'm going to Opie too

I know With Chris and Southern John Southern. It's gonna be better. L.A. Central. Yeah Two Three Celebrity is most famous Don't have to only live It's hard to Alabama's us Kudos a card really helps I think card if wins this match. Yeah I Don't have to only live Alabassus Cardiff I think hard if it's this bad yeah

It's always one step ahead of us. Okay. They don't have to be there That's all for this week. I had a feeling who said it He every time he has these weird things on cast that were Olkson of most famous podcast on the attract today Also calabassus isn't't her obvious levies live is Yeah, he's never been to like outside Yeah, now the story checks it out Now listen, I've gone on record as saying card of electric

I think you're a dangerous psychopath and I fear for my safety when I hear the sound of your voice, but that was a great game There was holy shit. That was not done And if you guys aren't done playing games, let's play the review game, shall we? Oh, boy. All right, here's some recent reviews on wherever Apple Podcasts. Wherever people are reviewing here are these podcasts,

and we have to figure out how many stars they're giving us based on the review. All right, you, Ysadob. It's ready to play a Christmas song. I'll call you. Oh, no. Hello. This is Cardiff Electric, your official WATP review girl.

The only review girl that you can depend on this week's review, is the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. The most famous podcast network on the internet today. Here's your first review from the internet. Review title, it's okay, but 50-50 if it's a good show. Some podcasts are spot on, but some they are critical about and reasons the dragon. They do themselves. Example, inside jokes, laughing at not funny things and rambling. One, two, three, three stars. That's a three-star.

Oh! Here we go. There it goes. This show is much needed. I fear the day they review my podcast. But until then, this is my favorite podcast. Seriously, there is so much crap out there, and it all sounds like an echo chamber. Please keep doing what you are doing. These guys are not only funny, but they are smart too. One, five stock.

Reverse, burn, one stockstar. Just go to the corner. Reverse, burn, 1-star. Review title, best podcast ever. Carl puts together a consistently entertaining grossed week after week, finding some bizarre and fascinating characters along the way. 1, 2, 5-star. 3, that's a one-star. I'm an expert on the internet.

What the fuck? Bag Lickers. This show takes me back to when I was a kid, and my father and I would sit around for hours, just talking and slapping each other's bags. One, that's a two. That's four, five. Three, oh five.

That's a one-star. Damn it! He's mine! Next week, Carl, your average score for review this week was 1.3. Also, Mary Christmas, W-A-T-P review segment has been brought to you by Vinyalex Wrestling, episode three, coming soon. Wow, excuse me, a third episode of that podcast.

I'm gonna lose my bet. Good for Viny though, and all of his wrestling talk. It's a lot of fun. All right, let's get through voice mail real quick. I know everyone has places to go. It's Christmas time. Very exciting. Time Merry Christmas everyone.

Thanks for supporting the show this year. I'm gonna play that soul-psych song at the end of the show. So stick around for that. We'll listen to the whole thing. But first, Adam Hughes called it in the show. Remember, Adam Hughes, he got co-hosted a couple weeks ago. Yeah. So he really enjoyed him. Me too. So he called in. Oh, hey, a car. This is Adam Hosey. And this is how I talk. That's true. I just wanted to tell your fans to subscribe to the patreon

Because this that dude I'm going to come over there and shit on the front You know I have a lot of haggas. I'm gonna shag my wife You have a good day now Gold me back All right, he was a always good here and from here. Yeah, have him ask I'm going to go home. Go home. Go home. Go home. Go home. Go home.

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And so are they. So we're going to appreciate it, man. Thank you so much. And if you want to do something else in the future, the other one, I guess it would be out. We look at the consequences, by the means, man. Let me know. I have no problem doing it.

And when you guys do do a show in Detroit, finally, let me know. So I can have a beer ready for when you guys are here. Yeah, thank you. Have a fucking birthday. And let me know what anything's up. If you can't email me, I'm gonna try the show whatever. I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, thank you so much, man. Take care, buddy. Andy, just said he thinks it's delicious. Yeah, sweet. I met him in Lombard and we talked a little bit about the beer and I was anxiously waiting for it to arrive and I thought it was great. It's sold out already, you're a hip-promoting it.

It's gone. Yeah, why bother promoting it? You can't get it. Where are these beers? That's a better question now. This is the thing though. This is what you do with these beers. You hype them up and then when they show us up next time,

it'll be a line out the door because it'll be like, oh, it's back. So. Smart. So. Smart. Yeah. Smart. Bring back who are these beers. Yeah, it was a big hit at band practice this week.

Bang! There you go. Yeah. It was better than Milwaukee's basketball, usually direct. Yeah. It's a bit more excited about it. If you guys remember last week, we got a phone call from T. Dixon or maybe it was Tucker D.

Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I was trying to figure out who that was. I was trying to figure out who that was. That's a place. Well, Tucker Dixon, I was like, oh, maybe it was Tucker D. Yeah, I was trying to figure out who that was. I was trying to figure out who that was. That's Blacet. Well Tucker Dixon, I was like, oh maybe it was Tucker Dixon. He called that. I don't know, shouldn't this read? Hey Carl, this is the real Tucker Dixon. I was informed that there's been some identity theft. And even though the person was somewhat correct, I need to correct some falsities in his call. I don't really like this show. I tolerate it. It's a good show. I enjoy it, but really like it as a little too far. It does help me cope

with my micro penis, though. Oh, well, it gets me off anytime. Anyways, Tucker, out. All right, Tucker, well played, my friend. Very well played. You had to lean into these things. And then they go away. Right. You know, I mean people except for my club fleet feed I'm not gonna wait. People don't fly just getting started at a Chicago just where they don't like a show. Come on. That's rising too. Millennial Matt called into the show. I'm calling to do the letter, you let it be w-a-t-p-me.

Well here it goes. When I find myself in times of stutter, Michael Pope-Fuck jumped to me with the songs of lawsuit for w-a-t-p. I'm sorry. Did I forget to pull the clip where John was talking about Michael Polpak? You did. Fuck. Not here, Michael.

It just reminded me. I thought I pulled that clip. So he had, he was talking about Michael Polpak and he was supposed to meet him in Manhattan because John's going to New York to visit his family for Christmas. He's like, we're supposed to meet up on Thursday and then he tells me he's got a cold. I mean, when I have a cold, I just smoke weed and drink beer until it's gone. Literally what he said. He couldn't be more upset.

Meanwhile, this is the same guy who was going when, you know, COVID was in four days. Like, you're gonna die if you're gonna Florida. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're all gonna die and he's like, oh, getting sick, get us a hangout. What's the difference? Good to shit. Anyway, that was not more Neomat.

I apologize, that was a brilliant sign parody. This is more Neomat. Hey, Carl, more Neomat here. First off, this blind-mic guy, he's good. I like him, bringing back, please. Maybe he invited him to join the ice to to hope so that we can see him pretty regularly along with the, you know, Andy and croge and producer christall those

guys uh... anyways uh... as much as i love the vinyng vinyng people champ of course uh... you know i'm i have a low expectation of him and i put money that he brings uh... tom mires jerry band build or uh... patrick michael the subcombing week what about us anyway play my voice mail from right Tom Myers Jerry Banfield or Patrick Michael the upcoming week would have been a say anyway play my voice mail from right and you've played it from wrong I don't know you have my permission go fuck yourself call me back yeah you would have been right now about

his first idea can blind Mike dance oh that's not a bad idea how's he looking to scarry we could we can work with this He could be our white guy. Yeah. How did the show look? The same as usual. Sweet. Cause I love you, Jason. Guys, thank you so much for coming over and hanging out. This has been a lot of fun.

Worst of 2021? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, buddy. Yes, thank you so much. And remember, there is a great gift you can give to yourself for Christmas, and that is of course our Patreon. We have tons of episodes up there now. You get access to all of them.

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