Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep292 - Opie's Livestream, American Crimes

Episode Date: January 2, 2022

Happy New Year! We're celebrating the beginning of 2022 with Opie's livestream, a "show" that has everything - high pitch voices, nonsense, trolls, conspiracy theories about birds, and of course blocking.  Eric from the Speaking For Funny Youtube channel joins us to discuss Opie's lack of a show format, Artie Lange's inability to run a show, and Bubba's notion that he still has a show. Then we play our second ever bonus episode featuring Cros and Sheamus McKillian.  https://www.youtube.com/speakingforfunny Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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either on Patreon or Supercast. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and Apple podcast, and then shit all over us in the comments section section, today we're going to start off by talking about a guy who's done a lot for this show. A guy who does more than just babble, babble, babble. That's right. It's the Brother Man himself. And to help me out with reviewing this latest OP livestream, I want to bring on my friend

Eric who hosts the YouTube channel Speaking for Funny. Eric, you there, buddy? Yep, I'm here. Thanks for having me on. Oh, thanks so much for coming on. I've been watching your videos, and I finally reached out to you and said, we gotta get you on to talk about this because you seem to be very knowledgeable

about all things, Opie and Anthony, and I love the videos you put together where you show that Opie is losing his mind on these livestreams. You do a great job of documenting that. Oh, thanks, man. I appreciate it. I mean, you know, it's not too hard to show that OP is losing his mind.

I can really just play the clips, but would you like the videos? No, you do a really nice job with it. Really well added in and put together. You also get deep into contract negotiations with Jim and Sam, and you seem to be all over this whole universe. So I thought it'd be great to get you on the show and get your perspective on OP and what's

been going on with him. You could also find Eric on Twitter at Funny Speaking is your Twitter handle if people want to check that out. But your YouTube channel is pretty active. How often do you drop in videos on there? Right now it's about every two weeks, but trying to bump that up just a bit, just a bit. And hopefully it'll be somewhere more around once a week going into the new year.

And one of the things you do on your videos is you play Tetris. So anytime you're not showing something else that's going on your talking about, you're playing Tetris on there. And I'm just curious, why am I so compelled by that? Why am I watching that so closely? I have no idea. I see a lot of people saying in the comments that they come there just for the Tetris.

I don't know, I think it's better than like every fucking channel puts out some shooter game. Nobody wants to watch that. Everybody loves Tetris. I, Jerry Banfield can learn something from you. You know, just play Tetris and say crazy shit. You'll have a million subscribers overnight. Because only that's how it goes. There's something about watching Tetris and the style of play. I assume that you playing it. Am I wrong? Am I that? Okay.

You can see I've improved a lot from my first video. I can't tell you that. I will take your word for it. But you haven't seen all of my videos. Like my doing on this podcast. I have a documentary about every single game of Tetris. You've never played. I've been very busy with OP. And apparently OP is getting headaches

from having gay intercourse. Man, I haven't felt that great. I've had headaches for like three or four straight days and then we got some action in the back. Got some backdoor action going on. All right, I'll be that, that might be TMI for this audience. Yeah. Now, I want to talk to you about this stream

because Opie is fired up. It's right before Christmas. He's telling everyone, look, he's on the beach again. He's like, I wanted to talk to you about this stream because Opie is fired up. It's right before Christmas. He's telling everyone, he's on the beach again. He's like, I wanted to do a stream because I'm probably gonna be off the next week and a half, spending time with the family. So this is my chance to just wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

And I love this style of Opie because he obviously doesn't have a lot of human interaction. He even mentions at one point, there's a guy in the background, jogging is like the first person he's seen all day, you know, which is not easy to do when you're in Long Island, but yeah, you know, he said that was the first person he's seen all day. And it was 3 p.m. when he started that live stream.

Right. So he went that entire day. His kids just gone out of the house. His wife isn't there. It's just been OP. Actually, you have a clip on that, but I have no idea, man, if I've had it, I, I'm going to assume I did not. I mean, I'm like, I've been kind of a recluse by nature, if you can't tell. I mean, that's the first person I've seen today walking way, way in the distance.

You'll see him pop out from my head in a second. So like I've been a bit of a recluse. So I think there's the guy. That's the first person I've seen today. Holy shit, my life is weird. Yeah, that is weird. Where's your family? Yeah, that's a little odd there, Opie.

And it's funny too because when the stream starts off, the first question that comes in, because you know, he's reading questions from the chat, the first one that comes in is, where's Doggy? And I think it's funny because I remember back when I listened to Opie and Anthony and the show would start off and you wouldn't hear Anthony's voice. You like, oh, where's Anthony? Is Anthony there today?

Cause I don't want to listen to this. And I think the people feel the same way about doggy. Like if this sidekick doggy's not there, like, well, I'm not going to watch this livestream. Now there's no doggy. Yeah. He said that multiple times. He thinks the dog is more popular than him.

And most people seem to agree. You know what else is really interesting? I don't know if I'm being lied to. But somebody in my chat said that dog, that's not it's real name, that Opie's wife told him to keep the dog's name private for so many years. I believe that, I totally believe that. They, I mean, she is a target.

I mean, I can't even imagine how often she's getting BAM comments sent to her in every single form on social media. I'm sure she's like, oh, because you just do me a favor and just keep everything private, please. Yeah. Well, she should get them off the fucking livestream. I don't know why she's still allowing him to do that, but the dog's name has to be private.

That is true. And Opie, he's, he gets fired up and, an angry at people in this specific livestream right off the bat. Some guy, I don't know why you're so thin-skinned if you're just taking questions. Seals equal great whites. Well, not a long, eh? Well, yeah. I mean, I'm far enough out where we definitely get, you know, some shark sightings, but,

yeah, I mean, we're on a boat, so who cares? This is fucking boy, look at this idiot. Dude, this isn't for you, brother. Let me get rid of him. Good boy. We have no time for you. What are you expecting? I'm hanging out with my people.

I'm hanging out with my people. Making sure they're okay. Making sure they're ready for Christmas, you know? He's talking about going out of the boat the day before with some guy and looking at his seals. Someone goes, this is fucking boring, which it is. And it'll be immediately blocks him. Oh, okay, you're blocked.

You don't, you think this is boring? Oh, let it fucking slide for a second, buddy. Relax. Yeah, it's a wonder why his viewership is only declining when he's blocking like everybody new who joins the stream. Yeah, and they even say it too. He's like, oh, that's not one of us. He's not one of us.

Yeah, one point somebody new joins the chat. They leave some positive comment and OP surprised. He's like, I know 150 people in here, but he's shocked that Somebody knew is in there and not insulting him. Yeah He's got this other ingenitility these sooms everyone's a troll unless proven otherwise Yeah, which is probably a good way for him to live life But I did think it was funny. This is another person that he had a he had a block Um, who let's him know that other podcasts are talking about him Uh, who lets him know that other podcasts are talking about

him. I don't care if other podcasts are talking about me. Why would I care about that? Why? Why? Why would you care? You're blocking people with just said boring in your chat. You obviously care quite a bit.

What do you mean why? I like to be interested. He tries to go back and forth between this guy. It's unaffected by everything like, dude, I just live my life. I don't give a shit. And at the same time, just like, I don't want haters in here. Get out of here. Yeah. Consistency is an opi's thing. No, it is not. It's all over the place.

Yeah. All right. You got a bunch of stuff out here. Where did you pick up on? Clip number seven is pretty interesting. Um, opi starts talking about his thumbs again. Yeah. All right. You got a bunch of stuff right here. Where did you pick up on? Clip number seven's pretty interesting. Opie starts talking about his thumbs again. And he does this weird thing where he can't just say something that's negative about him like his, his dumb thumbs.

He brings that a lot. He brings that up all the time about how his thumbs are short. But when he does in this case, he has to preface it with something else. No, you see, I got a big piece. Yeah, I'll brag about it. Fuck yeah. I got a big piece. But my hands don't match. Like a little stubby thumbs. You would think I would have big hands. I don't.

I got a big piece though. Yes, I'm bragging. Why would you keep that to yourself? Of course I do. No one told me there was going to be boasting. I think it's been documented. Opie has some tells. And when he does the high voice Opie, and of course, this is how people talk with their talking. That's what I think he's probably lying or exaggerating the truth. Oh yeah, definitely. The other thing I was thinking about with his high voice, you know how like back in the

ONA days, Opie's main things were like he was either the sound board guy or he would go to the phones. Right. But now all he's got is his chat and he doesn't have his sound board because he doesn't even have a fucking microphone. Right. So now he has to do his own sound effects like fucking Michael Winslow and police academy. So he's got this high voice thing.

He's got his dog voice, he's just all over the fucking place. That really is what he's doing for entertainment now is not saying anything entertaining, but just making different voices, which have all pretty much become the same voice, because that's also like the person who's losing their shit about what he's talking about, too.

Oh my God, you can't believe what he just said. Like, everything's that same like high register Opie voice. He's like, I got that one thing. Yeah. That was the same thing for what was his character, Harry the Hater. Oh, right.

That same voice. I forgot about Harry the Hater. I'm so bad. But that's the most ridiculous thing. This is how I would present to you that I have a large penis. Eric, I have a very large piece. I'm very proud of it.

I wouldn't go, yeah, I got a giant piece. It's a big piece. You can't believe it. You know what the other thing is, like how many people with big dicks go out there and have to tell people about it? Like usually other people spread that information for you. Correct.

And OP 60, is he really still trying to like convince people that is dick's big? Does it really matter? And he doesn't like he's married. He doesn't have big dick energy either. Like OP is the opposite of that. He's very sheepish. He's constantly embarrassing himself.

I don't see it. No. But he's fun to watch. He is getting more fun to watch lately, isn't he? He really is. And it's mostly due to the chat. I mean, honestly, like, that's all his show is. It's just reading what other people say.

I pulled this really quick ISO where he sounds like stalker patty. Listen to the way he talks on this. How are they not affected by this? What is he doing? How are they not affected by this? Is he trying to do a stalker patty? They've just had a nowhere to it. It wasn't like he was trying to do a voice or something.

Yeah, he's got lady dies bloated face and stalker patty's voice. Ha ha ha. It's all cup full circle, isn't it? Yeah, really. He looks homeless like no the fucking like mustard and everyone he brought in. He's really become all the people he made fun of. Oh my gosh, it's funny. You say mustard because you pulled a clip, someone asked him about him playing guitar. Oh yeah. I think you put a note out here just said douche chills. You still playing guitar. Yeah, man, all the time, you know, it's been, uh, it's been just wonderful.

Just picking up my guitar. Just playing a few tunes, you know, acoustically, just getting some of my raw emotions out. Speaks to my soul, you know, motions out speaks to my soul, you know. First off, I honestly didn't know that Opie played guitar. Is this a well-known thing? Yeah, I didn't know that either. I mean, he doesn't seem to have like patients or focus enough to learn an instrument. So he could just be lying.

But as soon as I heard him say that he plays guitar, and he speaks to my soul, and he gets his raw motions out, my first thought was, I bet that he likes to do that Johnny Cash version of hurt. I bet that's his go-to on the guitar. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't doubt it,

but I think the more likely answer is, he doesn't fucking play. I mean, I don't know about you. I play a guitar, but I think the more likely answer is he doesn't fucking play. I mean, I don't know about you. I play a guitar, but I've never once said, I'm going to go pour my emotions out, man. I've never felt like going to go turn on some acoustic tunes and just chill back. It's never I play guitar, too. It's never spoken to my soul. It's just something I've learned. Yeah. It's like, it's like in the 40 year old virgin when he's trying to describe what tits are like and he says they're like a bag of sand. Yeah, right. Spoken by the guy who's never touched dance. Spoken by the guy who's never played a guitar. Yeah,

it's exactly. Yeah. It's so cathartic man. When I strum an A chord and then a D minor chord. The whole time I was listening to this, I can't get out of my head now, the will-new and brother man impression. Cause everything, and I can't help but do it myself now, cause the way OP Talks now is so over the top that he's doing a caricature of himself to the point where you can't even do an impression of him, cause he doesn't matter that we do.

Yeah, exactly. He's beyond parody. Right. And maybe that's been the strategy all along. I guess I'm, you know, maybe it's like that Trump thing where there were like tons of comedians trying to rip on Trump and they would exaggerate it and it was like, this is already funny. You don't have to like take it to the end degree to make this ridiculous. With Opie, it's like, he's already, you can't parody him. He's already ridiculous. Yeah, what am I going to do?

Get on my show and talk to my dog for 10 minutes and then scream at someone who says it's boring. Like that would be the thing that I would do to goof on open. He's like, that's what he's doing. That's not a goof on open. Yeah, that's just a show. I can't, I can't top that.

He's got me. Sorry, Will. I think you're out of a job. The master of it all. I hope Will still got the Honda sales days advertising dollars coming in because I think this, uh, Opie thing is not going to work out for him too much. Lager. He, he does the best impression.

I've never seen better. He does. I know. It's so funny. It's so ridiculous that he picked that as the one that he was going to focus on too. Well, I think it's one of those things where it probably started with the Joe Rogan spinning around in Manhattan video, where everyone who saw that wanted to do a parody of that video, because it was just the funniest thing. He was so serious about it. It's ridiculous how like passionate people are about making fun of

Opie, but nobody goes and watches his shit. That's true. There's so many eyes that want to know what he's doing, but they just don't it's not enough for them to actually click on one of his live streams and sit there 40 minutes of him spinning around the middle of the street. It's funny you say that because with Stuttering John, it's just the opposite. Half the people watching John are there to goof on him and are watching for the entertainment value that is the opposite of what John thinks he's putting out.

There's even that whole subreddit where people clip parts of Suttering John's show and you don't even need commentary around it. Just like shows Suttering John for 40 minutes or 40 seconds, I think it's like an asshole and it's hilarious. And with Opie, you're right. There's a couple of dozen people watching these livestreams, like no one's paying attention

to this shit. But when we play it for people like, holy shit, that's what he's doing, that's hilarious. Yeah. I see people like, in the comments of my video saying, wow, this guy's ridiculous, like people who had no idea who Opie was before and are now just learning about him now. It's just absurd.

Now, near the end of this video, so he's reading the messages that are coming in. And one of them is from Radio Gunnk. Are you familiar with Radio Gunnk, Eric? No, I'm not. So Radio Gunnk is this podcast. It started as a message board on the internet. And it was about most of popular radio shows, but mainly about Howard Stern. And it's looked at some other things as well, but it's mostly lived in the Howard Stern universe. And this woman, Monique, kind of runs the whole thing. And I guess that radio gunk was messaging Opie at the end here.

See Todd Patton-Gill snorkeling in the background with the Harpoo. What's up, Radio Gunk? I'm going to, me and Radio Gunk are going to do a little something, something, hopefully soon. Hopefully soon. I hope this is true. I hope because what Radio Gunk does is they goof on Howard Stern to no end.

Like they've decided that Howard Stern's gone completely batshit and that the show sucks. And now, and I don't know if that was really Radio Gunk or if that was someone pretending to be radio gunk or what that was. Because that was not a funny thing to say. I see Todd Pettengill snorkeling in the background with the Harpoon. Okay, it's not funny. So, Opie says that he's planning on doing something with Monique. So, I am rooting for that. Let's hope that we can analyze Monique with the Opie. That sounds interesting. I'll have to check it out. You know, it's funny about him bringing up Todd Pettingale. What's that? His Todd Pettingale is still doing like shows for WWE. Like he is more successful than Opie at this point. So like him taking a jab at

Todd Pettingale was really weird. Well, that was brought up by radio gun. However, I will say Todd Pettingale has failed miserably in radio because he went on to do that behind the paywall show that failed. And he had to, and he said it was because of COVID, which is bullshit, because what else you're going to do than listen and stream videos. But yeah, if there's one guy that openedpe could goof on, it might be Todd. Maybe. Maybe I don't know. I don't know you're still working for us.

Like I thought I thought he was all done with the rustling. If you still doing that, then get on him. I guess. Yeah. I mean, I don't keep up with it. So I don't really know what the event was, but it was some AW in the house. Bullshit. I don't know, but I saw him in a commercial and I thought that was funny, because Opie hasn't been in a commercial since 2012. He did that one TBS promo.

Yeah. Yeah, which by the way is still the first thing that shows up when you Google OPs image search. That's how relevant he is. Yeah. Although to his credit though, he wasn't holding on to a Zoom recorder in that shot. So I got to give him credit for that because when he went on Guy's grocery games, he still had to have that like it's as blanky.

He had to have that and just hang on to keep him comfort. You know what's, you know, it's really funny about that TVS picture is that that is like the only HD photo of OP. Because every time I go to make my thumbnails, I have to pull these old SD photos of him. And there's just even his live streams. They always look like shit

because he's streaming from the beach off his data. Yes, and I think he does it on purpose. We talked about this on the bonus show a little bit this past because we were talking about Stuttering John. Stuttering John also has a very low resolution live stream that he puts up on YouTube. And then when he does stream from his phone and it's 4K, not 4K, but it's at least HD.

You see how terrible he looks? You go, oh gosh, I didn't realize he looked that bad. All we might be doing the same thing because there's that one second that happened earlier this year where he took his hat off and he showed how bald he's become and just that split second. I wish we had that 1080 resolution. Just that split second. You're like, whoa, what happened to this guy? And of course, he's never done that since then. No, but he's still so defensive about that comment. If you ever bring up his hair, I know,

it's great. I have too much hair. If anything, what's that mean? Too much hair. All right. Let's get through these clips. You got a bunch of stuff out here that you want to talk about. Yeah, there's a couple of other good ones. Let me look which one it is, but it's when Opie was talking about the COVID lockdowns recently and you know, he's all for it because he's already stashed away in his house alone, so it doesn't matter to him. But he was talking about his kids and how he's not particularly concerned about the effect that this is gonna have on his kids.

This is insane. The quarry, I took my son out of school completely, he does virtual schooling through the K-12 system for now. I don't think that's the worst thing in the world, you know? I mean, a lot of people talk about how the kids need to socialize and stuff. I'm not worried about that. The iPad takes care of that. My kids socialize a lot and absolute lot with the iPad. So this is an insane thought to have in your head. Went alone to spit it out loud. He thinks that staring at an iPad is the same as socializing,

which is interesting from a guy whose only interaction with people is talking into his phone on the beach or in his car waiting for the street sweeper. Exactly, that's exactly what I was thinking. And it's so fucked up that he's now forcing his same

deranged lifestyle on them. Oh, he loves it. Yeah, he thinks that's great. And he. Oh, he loves it. Yeah, he thinks that's great. And he was talking, he gets all into COVID and talking about how concerned he is about there's COVID in his son's school. My son was exposed to COVID again.

So we're like, we're kind of in another quarantine situation, man, you know, and the school just sends an email, all casual, sorry, to inform you. I'm like, you're informing us for the second time in a month. Something's not right at the school. My son shouldn't have been exposed to COVID twice in a month. So we're not going to lie to you. We're on pins and needles. Hoping he's all right.

He seems all right. I love the opi's pissed off of the school. Opie, everyone is covert right now. What are they gonna do about it? What do you want them to do? What could I have covert right now? What are you supposed to do about it? It's everywhere.

Yeah, I know. Like it's the school's fault. What's wrong with the school? They're letting my kid get sick from a virus that's spreading everywhere. Also, this idea that he's on pins and needles about his son getting COVID. What's wrong with the school? They're letting my kid get sick from a virus that's spreading everywhere. Also this idea that he's on pins and needles about his son getting COVID, like, not for nothing.

I know when you're a parent, obviously there's gonna be a lot of worry there, but statistically speaking, your kid is not gonna get affected by COVID and he's like, oh, hey, you're fine. Don't worry about it. And he said it's four days later and he's testing him again.

And he said he's perfectly fine. I don't understand the concern. I don't get it. And he said it's four days later and he's he's testing him again. He said he's perfectly fine. I don't understand the concern. I don't get it. I don't get it either. So he goes on to blame the school. They didn't even offer online learning this year because they wanted every goddamn kid in that in those classrooms at a desk. So they didn't even offer that, which I find crazy. They should have done a hybrid. I mean, my kids were to what's a school, not gonna sit here and make believe, but it would have been a nice option. They should have offered this thing that I would not have taken advantage of. No fucking sense. He's just looking for things to complain about at this point and he's latched

on to COVID. It doesn't matter what the topic is. He's just going to take the opposite side of Anthony and this COVID then gives him an excuse to go hide in his house and live stream to people and never talk to anyone again. But he doesn't give a shit. He would send his kid there anyway. Yeah, that's literally what he just said. He's all concerned that his kid might have COVID. He was exposed or whatever,

you know, whatever we're talking about here. I mean, honestly, COVID has changed a lot in the last 20 months, right? We've gone from COVID has a 5% chance of killing you to, you might get the sniffles, right? I think we've all kind of determined that it's not as big a deal these days, whether it's a Omikron variant or it's because you're vaccinated and boosted, whatever the reason is, it's not all of that important or it's not all that significant now, I think you could say. And I'll be for some reason, even though he's hysterical about it, he's concerned that people don't understand all the information that he understands.

He can't believe people don't understand this the information that he understands. He can't believe people don't understand this as well as he does. No, it's mind boggling. I think I could say this. Seriously, like social media gets really freaked out when you talk about the coronavirus, but I'm amazed by the amount of people that don't realize that even if you're vaccinated, you can get this thing. How do you not know that? But there are a lot of people out there that have no idea that you could get this thing. How do you not know that? But there are a lot of people out there that have no idea that you could still get it, even if you're vaccinated,

how do you not know the basics of this? They talk about it 24 hours a day on TV. How do you not pick up on just some of the basic crap? So, always indignant about this. How do you not know that I know this? How come you don't know this? What do you mean idiot? So, I'm gonna play for you. A quick little supercut that I heard I know agenda, how come you don't know this? What do you mean idiot? So I'm gonna play for you.

A quick little supercut that I heard I know agenda this week. And this is all the newsreaders and politicians who explain when the vaccines came out that if you're vaccinated, you cannot get this virus, you cannot transmit this virus. It will stop transmission. We should be able to manufacture a lot of vaccines

and not vaccines. Key goal is to stop the transmission the virus. It will stop transmission. We should be able to manufacture a lot of vaccines and and that vaccine, a key goal is to stop the transmission, to get the immunity levels up so that you get almost no, almost no infection going on whatsoever. Everyone who takes the vaccine is not just protecting themselves, but reducing their transmission to other people and allowing society to get back to normal. We can kind of almost see the end.

We're vaccinating so very fast. Our data from the CDCs today suggests that vaccinated people do not carry the virus. Don't get sick. Now we know that the vaccines work well enough, that the virus stops with every vaccinated person. A vaccinated person gets exposed to the virus. The virus does not infect them. The virus cannot then use that person to go anywhere else. It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host if they'll get more people. That means the vaccines will get us to the end of this. Essentially vaccines lock you from getting and giving virus. Only vaccinated people are at a very, very low risk of getting COVID-19.

Therefore, if you've been fully vaccinated, you no longer need to wear a mask. When people are vaccinated, they can feel safe that they are not going to get infected. We have all the vaccines we need. We just need our people to take it. A for their own protection, for the protection of their family, but also to break the chain of transmission. You want to be at the end of the virus. So when the virus gets to you, you stop it.

You don't allow it to use you as the stepping stone to the next person. I think given the country as a whole, the fact that we have now about 50% of adults fully vaccinated and about 62% of adults having received at least one dose as a nation, I feel fairly certain you're not going to see the kind of surges we've seen in the past. If you're vaccinated certain you're not going to see the kind of surges we've seen in the past. If you're vaccinated, you're not going to be hospitalized, you're not going to be a nice EU unit, and you're not going to die. You're okay, you're not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations. All right, not to get political, obviously, is at the point of the show. Just pointing

out that I don't know why OP is surprised. People are confused whether the message has been quite the opposite with these things first rolled out. And now he's going, how do people not know this? Well, OP. Who knows anything? Yeah, maybe those people just weren't as informed as OP is. Yeah, OP obviously has his finger on the pulse.

I like people in the discord are picking up on the fact that you said, Opie's just whatever the opposite of Anthony is. So if Anthony came out and was pro-vaccine, Opie be wearing a KKK hoodie on the next episode. I like that. That's what it seems like. I think we should test that.

Yeah. I mean, it's not hard to, I've always said this and to everyone in the the discord if you ever want Opi to answer one of your questions or address something you say in the comments Just started off with love you. Oh, and then he'll immediately put it on screen love you miss you as all you got to say And yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter what happens after that although opi was getting really angry with this guy KC who was in his chat.

And so it starts off with OP talking about how much money him and Anthony made for serious XM. Me and Anthony, Anthony and I, however you want to say that, we made that company, getting cold out of here. We made that company hundreds of millions of dollars if not close to a bill. If not close to a bill, we brought in a lot of money for those guys in our heyday. First off, I'm not sure how he calculates this number that they made a billion dollars for the company.

I'm not saying that it's wrong. I don't know how he calculates that, but I do find it funny that he's saying that the show he was on made a billion dollars for this company, and now he's asking people to get him stars on Facebook. Eric, do you know much money you make from a star on Facebook?

I have no idea. I didn't know either, so I looked it up. It's one penny. It is the smallest amount of money you could possibly give somebody in the United States of America Opie saying he made a billion dollars for serious XM and now he's going if you could hit me Give it some stars for me. I'd really appreciate it

And he loses his mind when somebody gives him 20 bucks on a super chat So anyway Go ahead he did get a 20 dollars for that Christmas tree last dream. So he gets very excited. Big books. So after explaining that him and Ant did so well, you notice he corrected his grammar there. And Casey has something to say about that. Casey's correct on my grammar.

Casey, I know this is becoming a bit, but very soon it's going to be a block and not a timeout. You are in timeout. No one corrects my grammar, no one. Technically it's, it's Anthony and I, I guess, but that just sounds stupid. Everyone knows the better way to say it is me and Anthony. Okay, I guess this is the same guy.

I was like, I don't know why they taught us math in school. I don't need to know math. Grammar is stupid. Oh, I mean, it's funny. It's fun. That's the same reason why the show is called Opie and Anthony, despite the fact that Anthony's the one that people came for.

Right. It's because Opie thought, no, me and Anthony sounds better. It's true, I think you're right about that. So he's yelling at this guy, Kasey, who I think is an actual fan of the show, and he's putting him in time out. I think you're right about that. So he's yelling at this guy, Casey. Oh, I think it's an actual fan of the show. And he's putting him in timeout. I love you. If you, let's throw out this stream, there's multiple times like, all right, Casey,

you're in timeout again. And you're getting real close to being blocked. And then by the end of it, he's done with Casey. Oh, God. Casey, I think we're at the end of the road for real. I think we're at the end of the road, real. I think we're at the end of the road, my brother. You just have to be that guy. So let me tell you what happened here that Obi-Faim decided he needs to block this guy.

Obi is talking about how he might do a livestream at 3 a.m. while wrapping gifts. And people are going on and going, hey man, I get the notifications. If you come out at 3 a.m. I will be there. He's, oh cool. All right, yeah, I might do that you come on 3AM, I will be there. He's all cool. All right, yeah, I might do that. And then Casey says, I'll do it and make fun of COVID.

Cause I guess Casey was making some COVID jokes during this livestream. And that was the comment that Opie goes, all right, man, that's it. Can't have you around here anymore. You're just, you're trolling me way too hard. I can't take it anymore. Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're throwing me way too hard. I can't take it anymore. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I saw that part. I think it was because, uh, one of his fans mentioned how he was in the hospital. And you know, when you post a comment on Facebook, you could see their profile picture. Yeah. Guy was looking a little overweight. And I think KC pointed that out. I think that was what initially got him on OP shit list.

Yeah. Well, it's also kind of funny though. Oh, it's completely funny. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to run the same page. Oh, yeah. Do you think I'm above making fun of fat people? I would hope not. Not on this show. Exactly. I've done entire episodes, two and a half hours long, you're just making fun of fat people.

Which ones? Oh, my gosh. We've, uh, who's that woman, the fat black stand-up comedian who's on TBI? Oh, Miss Pat? No, no, not Miss Pat. I wouldn't make one of Miss Pat. She'd fucking kill me. Um, something buyers and a coal buyers. What's her name?

Someone in the chat. Well, let me know. Yeah, that's right, Nicole Buyers. Yeah, I think Dick Masterson and I sped about an hour and a half making fun of how fucking fat she is. Because she does, she has a, the reason why is she's asking for it. She has a podcast called, why won't you date me? And, why won't you, what do you mean?

I can't believe I can't find a boyfriend, you can't. Yeah. Get the fucking fun house mirror out of your bathroom, get a real fucking mirror, and then look out the fucking Instagram, and tell me why you think you can't get a date. When you can see your feet again, then you'll get a date. Yeah.

I thought, you know, the big fan of dick, I've heard him talk for hours about that test holiday chick. Oh, yeah. That one that they put on the front of the magazine. We've talked about her too. Yeah. She is fucking outrageously fat.

Oh, that's the problem is she is flaunting it. She's completely unhealthy. She's a terrible role model for other women. And for some reason, she's a model. I like how they they photoshop her too. And then even when they airbrush her and make her look as good as she can, she still has folds rolling over folds. She's got there's not her her knees have been consumed by fat. It looks like you you I don't just absurdly fat. I'm going to get angry if I keep going on about this bitch girls Like her is what keeps blue chew in business and if you want to get a free sample O. P. I. E

That's blue chew Alright, what else you pick up on from this live stream? Oh There are a lot of good moments. Let's take a look. Oh, if you go to clip number 14, Opie has a new theory about birds. That's why birds aren't real. Oh, excuse me, I get the hiccups down. It wasn't all in with the flat earth stuff, not at all. But I'm all in with the whole birds aren't real thing,

because how do you live your life on the ocean? He was saying for some of these birds and they never come in. They live their entire lives on the water. That's just like horrific to think about. Oh my God, he's so stupid. Yeah, shoot. They live their entire lives on water. Wait till he finds out about fish.

Yeah, wait, they live their entire lives on water. Wait till he finds out about fish. Yeah, I wait there Living in the water. I can go in the water for like 30 minutes, but then I get prune hands. They're living in the water Like the great part about that is before that conversation started because pat Duffy and chat apparently This is a reoccurring theme where Opie talks about birds not being real. Yeah. And Pat Puffie's a believer that birds are actually drones. Correct. And so because Pat Duffy is the only friend Opie has left from the ONA days, he's just, he accepts that. If anybody says anything, even slightly not on his side with COVID, they're blocked, but Pat Duffy can believe birds are fucking drones charging on power lines. And Opie's like, yeah, it makes some good points. Yeah. And by the way, anytime you have to prefer something with, I'm not a flat earth guy, but whatever you're about to

say is just as stupid as the flat earth theory. So just stop right there. Well, yeah. You know, there was a, there were a couple of good clips from this live stream. If you go to clip number 11, we get to hear about the grudge that Opie's still holding. Oh, yeah. Scott Greenstein to this day, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. I know we're good these days, but go fuck yourself.

That's what I say. Scott Greenstein is the programmer, the big, he's in charge of all programming at series XM. Go fuck yourself. Yeah. So OP is got a really big problem with Scott Greenstein still to this day. He's still angry at this guy. He can hold the grudge. Yeah. So this is OP talking about the reason why he's mad at Scott Greenstein. And he says, fuck Scott Greenstein many, many times throughout this is because he wanted to get his photo taken with you too when you too was at serious XM. And when he wasn't

able to get his photo taken with him, he realized that he was on his way out. Fast forward a whole bunch of years. Now I'm like, I'm just used goods. I'm on my last leg as far as Series XM goes. I'm not on my last leg as far as my career goes. What does that mean? Is he think Westwood one was still going well with his career? Why did he say that he goes, he goes, I know I was on my last legs in Series XM. I'm, whoop, not my career though. That was the end of your career. What do you mean? What are you talking about?

As you can't play 15 seconds of OP audio without him contradicting himself at least one. That's true. So this is him talking about you two and Scott Greenstein. Fuck you, Scott Greenstein. Long story short, he blew me off. I didn't get my picture with you too. And I had to watch Scott Greenstein put both his arms around the band, like they were best buddies, taking all these pictures that he doesn't care about.

And I love that he projects that Scott Greenstein got his photo with you too. And he doesn't even care about it. I would have appreciated it. He doesn't even care about it. And then in a breath not longer than that too much later than that, he hope he goes. There's not a single thing in my house that would show you that I used to be on the open Anthony show. You wouldn't even know I was on that show because there's nothing in my house that would show you that. Like, well, then you probably wouldn't have a photo with you too.

And you were just showing a sky Greenstein for not, okay. Yeah. Well done. Everything, everything is a slight against Opie. And his mind, everybody is always conspiring against him. Right. So Scott Greenstein getting a picture with you too was just the final nail on the coffin for him.

He's just a star fucker, man. He doesn't even care about you too. I went and saw you to a dozen times growing up Open none of that matters Scott Greedstein with his position a serious XM can get a photo with any celebrity that goes in there You just got to kind of live with that. Sorry. It's life What a lame band to hold a grudge this many years later for Like maybe I maybe I'm just an asshole, but I don't like you too.

So I would, it's such a funny band that opi's like this upset over. Couldn't you just get a picture with like brother Joe's two-you cover bands? Right. That's what I would think. Yeah. They sound the same. All right, so going to get him back to birds real quick, I have to play this clip because I want to discuss this one with you. Not that I'm an expert on migration patterns. I am not, but we have to talk about this. How long does it take a bird to fly from Antarctica to Long Island? And how does it know to fly from Antarctica to Long Island?

Because it's a bit warmer here. Because it just gets too fucking cold in Antarctica for these birds. According to OP, there are birds that he's seeing on Long Island that fly from Antarctica because they need to get out of the cold of Antarctica to the warmth of New York state. Now, correct me if I'm wrong here. I don't own a globe currently, but I had one of the child. In order to fly from Antarctica to New York State, wouldn't you have to fly through things like the equator?

Like, wouldn't there be warmer spots than long island? If you were a migrating bird, who was looking for warmth? Just don't fucking think about it. It doesn't matter. He's just looking for things to talk about. Fucking birds from Antartica flying over the long. There's thousands of places they could have landed in between. It makes no god damn sense. I'm making no god damn sense. And I was, I did a quick Google series. I've tried to figure that like, are there actually birds that do that? I couldn't

find that. But I think what happened was he was out with some guy on a boat a day or two before this and the guy was just Tell them all sorts of bullshit. Hopi's just eating it all up and regurgitating it on his show That would be a fun thing to do if you're friends with opi tell about your crazy bullshit and listen to him regurgitate like he's a fucking Mr. Science on his next podcast And wouldn't it make more sense for the birds to fly to Long Island if it was a flat earth. It seemed like it's kind of fucking hassle if it was round. So he's like, he slowly, he's slowly devolving into the person that he hates. Like come next year, he's going to be all on board for the flat earth.

Oh God, I hope so. I would love to hear. Oh, be trying to convince people to the flat earth. Oh God, I hope so. I would love to hear Opie try to convince people to the flat earth is real. I would pay any amount of money I pay to you on for that. Opie, forget about your stars on Facebook. I'm talking five, 10 bucks a month, Patreons subscriber.

If you want to convince me that the flat earth is real, I'm in. I will start a GoFundMe and we will finance a trip for O.B. out of orbit so he can go up and try to observe that there is no curvature in the earth, that it is actually just a disc. Love it. Let's get back to that picture with you too, because you actually have a clip on here where this is why O.B. so enraged that he did get a picture, but it's not good. I don't even know where the picture is. I'm not even close to not one of the band members and Bono has his arms around somebody and edge and Adam.

And I'm in the back and my head is this big. It's just teeny weenie in the back. And Greenstein couldn't care less. That was my, that was the first sign. I'm like, Oh, I'm done here. Oh, oh, I see what's going on here. That was the first sign, Opie. Not when you got booted from mornings and putting the afternoons with Vicentley. That wasn't the first time you realized that. It was when you didn't get a great pick with you too. And, and it's not like Scott Greenstein put him behind taller people. Why do you fucking stand there?

Right, he's he wasn't the one like all right you over here. I want you in the front with with botto That doesn't care. Yeah Ah, Scott Greenstein didn't provide me with lifts for my shoes. He fucked me. He's real starfucker That that's hilarious. All right, what else you want to talk about here? Oh, let's see what else we got. Well, we could talk about Opie's gifts for this year. Okay.

And then he and his wife are doing something a little different. I think that's clip number one. What's Santa bringing you? Oh, my God, me and my wife. She's the best. We're like, look, wash. Let's go wash this year. So we're literally just worrying about the kids,

which I think that's good. I think we need to get to my age. You know, I don't think you should be buying presents for adults anymore. Oh, my God. I have a theory on this, and I'm sure you do too. I'll be talking about how him and his wife aren't gonna exchange gifts. Wouldn't they both come out of his bank account? Isn't that why he's excited about this? Yep, absolutely.

Like I don't want her buy stuff from you. That's my money. Yeah, a couple of seconds after he says that, he goes, and I just buy or whatever she wants, you know, not on holidays and she buys me things with my money. And it's like, oh, that's why you're excited. And it's good part. But what's even funnier is it's Opie's wife that suggests not to get each other gifts. So she was saying, I don't even want to spend your money on you.

So let's not get any, and he tries to play it off. Like, what a great idea. I'm saving money. It does seem like a lot of work to spend someone else's money on someone. Yeah, let's just skip that. Yeah. You know, honestly, I have a solution to this

because this happens to me all the time. If you start doing your Christmas shopping late November, early December, and you just started having a bunch of Amazon packages show up to your house. You totally forget by Christmas day what the fuck's in any of those things. So you could just shop for yourself

and have a PS Surprise. Oh shit, I needed this. I needed this three weeks ago, sweet. Yeah, well, I would take that over Opie's plan of just quietly resenting each other into marriage. And after how many years have they been married, it hasn't been that long, like it hasn't been maybe a little over a decade and they're already saying,

ah, fuck gifts, we don't need that anymore. It hasn't been that long. Ask Mrs. Opie if it hasn't been that long. That's a fair point. It's been an eternity for her, but it's a life sentence. She's a brave soul. I feel I feel so bad for her. I can't even imagine what it's like to live with this guy. He seems like he's lost his mind. Yeah. And and the problem is that that Bamshit is so funny. And I know it like, it's got a suck for her,

but people only do it. Like nobody genuinely wants to fuck with Lindsay. They're just trying to fuck with Opie. Right. But it probably means it's funny. Is that so? I'll just honestly feel, yeah, I'm still gonna make fun of him for that,

but I'll feel bad for Lindsay at the same time. I wanna get back to talking about him and dealing with the trolls. And this could be KC again, where the guy is making COVID jokes. And this might be what you were talking about before, where the one guy's in the hospital, anything sees over way, and Opie scolds him.

KC, for real, knock it off not it's not fucking funny man. There's a million places you go to be a fucking dick. Will will literally is still not breathing on his own so fucking leave it alone man. I mean you can easily go to a million places and be a fucking dick. Leave it alone, man. That's why I love that clip so much. I get so excited whenever I hear a new leave it alone get dropped. How has he not made that into a shirt yet? He has the worst fucking merch designs, but it's everything else he says is a catchphrase and an instant classic, but not leave it alone.

He should have a shirt that says, you wanna go there? And then the back says, leave it alone. Oh, you wanna go there. So worth. There's a million other places you can go and make COVID jokes, not an OP stream. This is where the happy, go-wokie Facebook group gets together and give Opie pennies

at a time. That's the point of that. You go, you go make those COVID jokes over on Stuttering John stream. You leave Opie alone. Yeah. There's a million other places. So then he blocks a guy who says that Opie stinks. And this is hilarious. Hey, Opie stick. Well, that's an easy one, right guys? All right, hold on. I just, I just entertain the hell out of people for the last 40 minutes and this idiot's going to say, I stink. Yeah, okay. All right. This is my favorite clip. And I wanted the way to play it because I wanted everyone to hear what he thinks entertainment is. So we've heard all of these clips and all the things he's been talking about. And he goes, I've been there to people for 40 minutes. You've been talking about nothing. Yeah. That when I sat through that stream,

I was, I was going through it for the same reason you were just looking for things that he said. And when I got to that 40 minute mark, it had been like two hours because I kept having to take breaks and just be like, all right, I'll do something else and then I'll eventually trudge my way through this. But for him to think he's entertaining the hell out of people by reading chat is, it's just amazing. I go through hours of podcasts every week to prepare for my show. And especially when I get up in the morning

on a day that we're recording, I plan on going through hours of material to pull clips and discuss things. And today I felt like this was gonna be easy. It's 50 minutes of Opie doing a live stream and holy shit. Same thing here. It took me hours and hours to get through it

because I was just, I constantly found myself distracting myself, looking at it for other things to do. I gotta just focus on this thing. I gotta do it. It's so boring and ridiculous. And I don't understand that there's even a dozen people who hang out in this chat and hang out with Opie. I get to the white for me. I don't know what these fucking people are doing. And they're fucking committed. They've been there like since the start. It's the same people coming over and over again. And by the end, I just had to put it to like

one and a half time speed, because I was just like, all right, well, we'll rush through this. That was smart on your part. Yeah, the pod squad is there hanging out, the happy, go lucky pod squad, the people who still hang out with Opie. Couple more things on here,

and then we can move on. This is Opie wants Eric Nagel to know that he's now totally caught up on nerd culture. And it's too bad, man. Maybe they can be friends again someday in the future and chat marvel. Eric was amazed at the lack of knowledge I had for, for keep culture in general for my marble knowledge. It was non-existent. And now I'm there, man. Look, Thanos.

Fingersnap. I know my shit now. But I want to depole that as Thanos. He really knows his shit. Yes. Jaws. I know my shit. Bigger boat.

The most fucking base level shit. I don't even watch those fucking Marvel movies. And I know that that purple guy snaps. It's ridiculous. Very impressive, Alpay. Maybe you and Eric can pass things up and be friends. I love the way that Opie ends this show. Now remember Opie knows what he's doing. Jess Babel. He knows he's just babbling because that's all he can

do. The way he ends this show is so abrupt. I did not edit this. This is how the show ends. I don't know. I'm just babbling. Just let me go. Guys, I'll talk to you soon. All right. I, I, uh, I don't know how to end this one for some reason. I'll That reminds me of the clip where he was in his car and somebody said, somebody typed in the chat, OP is a kid toucher and he put it up on screen. And then he, he fumbles with his phone and closes out of his live stream. And so it's just a blank screen with that message for like a full minute until he gets back on and realizes it's still there.

It's phenomenal. It's so great. People aren't fucking with Opie enough in my opinion. He really deserves more of it. Really? Tune skins in the Discord. Did anyone see Opie's beany cap joint? Yes. In fact, the latest episode of speaking for funny documents that pretty well. Yeah, because I, Opie got me this time. I think he did that for clickbait because when I saw his live stream, the comment was up, uh, light that Jay and Nancy and it was was OP with the joint pointed to the camera. And so I was like, oh, did he get caught?

And then I went back just a couple minutes and he's showing it off. I have no idea why he then went into, let me pretend I had no idea that it was there. And I saw so many people in the comments saying like, oh, it's probably a CBD joint or oh, it's Delta eight. And it's like, no, I mean, Opie could probably get real weed like lame people smoke weed too. You know, shit.

It's not that impressive these days. Yeah. But people, people want to distance themselves so much from Opie that they're like, no, I don't do the same drugs as that loser. Right. Yeah. Oh, if Opie likes weed, then I hate weed. I just do meth now.

It won't be like Sweden. Exactly. This is the last clip I want to play, and this is one that you had responding to someone saying, happy Kwanzaa. I come from a time. All right, let me think. I come from a time.

This is real shit, real talk. I come from a time there were two holiday celebrations that you chose from, choose that you choose from. That I know, I'm sure there were more, but that's just, you know, what I knew. We had three or four TV channels. We had two genders. We had one phone on the wall with a long cord. That's fascinating. Please go on. All right, boomer talk. Jesus Christ. Yeah, things have progressed pretty quickly.

When I grew up, listen to this, Eric. When I was growing up, we didn't have the internet in my house. Whoa, I know. Did you have iPhones? No, no, the only thing you could do is make phone calls. Can you believe it? Man, what a crazy world. I would listen to 45 minutes of you just talking about that.

I can't, we only get three or four channels, man. Okay, Grandpa, tell me again about how everyone had a watchmash. And, and Quanza was like, Quanza was invented in 66. So, Opie was like three then. It's not like he went most of his life without Quanza. And it's never been popular. It's not like Quanza all of a sudden took over in the 90s or something.

Like, that before my time, I don't even talk to him. I was like, it's always been kind of a weird thing. Yeah. It's all the rage. All of Opie's neighbors have Quanza minors up. Yeah. Oh's all the rage. All of Opie's neighbors have quonsa menor is up. Yeah. Oh my god. All right, Eric, I want to play a quick clip for you, something that we like to call this one came over from John Himmelberger and he brought a clip from a show called Sit Down Zoom-Ak. Now, front of the show, Chad Zoom-Ak was interviewing Dalton Pruitt, who is a loud boy,

and our friend Chad forgot the name of the person he was interviewing. Again, Dylan, where can people find you? Well, first off, my name is Dalton. Sorry, Dalton Dalton. My enemy. Dalton, I know it's Dalton. I'm looking at a photo of Bob Dylan, so.

Oh, then thank you. Yeah. Yeah, you can find me on Twitter at new Dalton 69 420. I'm on Instagram at salty Dalty 69 420. Salt and, um, and then my podcast is called Loud Boys. Oh boy, you might want to write down the name of the person Salt and um and then my podcast is called the loud boys. Uh Oh boy, you might want to write down the name of the first of your interview like it just happened in front of you At some point Kevin Brennan's already doing 50 minutes on just that one clip. I hope so

I love Kevin Yeah, we we reviewed Kevin show misery loves companyves Company, a couple of weeks ago with my buddy Adam Hughes. And I don't know if anyone's listened to that. I think that Kevin Brennan was ready to go after us, but really we had nice things to say about him. It was more his guest that was the problem on that episode. Yeah, I saw that actually.

I saw him on Tweet and that you something. And I was like, what the fuck did these guys say about Kevin? He's great. And then I watched it and you're defending him the whole time. I think it was Owen Benjamin. Owen Benjamin. Yeah. Yeah. And Owen Benjamin was being a retard as usual. And you know, you were defending him. So I don't know, but that's that's part of Kevin's charm is that he's just willing to get so fucking angry. He wants to go to war. He wants to go to war with everyone. He's not looking for someone to be like, I like Kevin Brennan.

He has no time for that. He wants even people to be like, Kevin Brennan's like, all right, it's out, let's go. But I have to say, I got a lot of shit from people who are like, by the way, Carol, Kevin's great and so was Owen Benjamin. And I just want to say, maybe Owen Benjamin is funny, but I've never seen him try to be funny.

He's gotten to a point now where he's not even trying to make jokes. All he wants to do is now where he's not even trying to make jokes. All he wants to do is talk about how he gets ripped off all the time and how he's oppressed and it's like, dude, if you want to get your message out, try to make it interesting, make it fun or funny. So the people actually hear what you have to say because all you're doing is bitching.

And it's not, it's not, anyway, it's not what we're here to talk about. I'm actually here to talk about Arty Lang, who's back doing his show full time. Arty Lang's halfway house. He had Adam Corolla on as a guest the other day. And I go way back with Adam Corolla. They go out of us to do whether it was Love Line or the Man Show or however you first got to know Adam Corolla, very funny guy.

And Adam does this thing with Dennis Prager. Next, you have a documentary I'll call No Safe Spaces. And so, already asked him, how did you come across Dennis Prager? And Adam answers that question. This is like one of the first questions that already asks. I always listen to talk radio, because I was a carpenter and I was lonely.

Like I was working on job sites with guys that didn't speak English or English, but you didn't want to speak to them. And I found myself this listening to talk radio. Like you'd turn the radio on when you were going to leave your dog in the apartment for 10 hours. So it felt like they had a friend. Right. And I used to listen to Dennis Prager and everyone who was on AM talk radio and I ended up being

like a fan of talk radio and probably what led me into talk radio at some point. Okay. So you heard Adam's answer there. Now, what I want to try to convey here is that I love Arty Lang. I loved him on Howard Stern. I thought I was the best era of Howard Stern. I'm a huge Arty fan. I've gone to see him live. I've seen his movies. He should not be hosting a podcast. He sucks at it. He's the worst. Listen to this question that ArDS Andrew Crowle just 15 minutes later when he's talking about how he got into show business. And this is a dumb question.

You know, just a great way to get into the business is anything in radio. I think do you like radio? Yeah, I love radio. I've always loved radio as, you know, I told you, I was a fan when I was a carpenter. Did you hear that pause from Adam? He's like, did you just ask me if I like radio? Well, I went through a whole diet tribe about how, that's all I used to listen to when I was a carpenter,

because I worked with Mexicans, and that's what your question? Already has like the same problem that I find with Norton a lot now, now that he has his own show. Where he's really good as a third mic throwing in jokes, but then they give them their own show and they have to lead the conversation. Suddenly, they're in charge of interviewing people and they're just not good at it. They both

have such quick minds that you, you can't put them in a, like they're not, you know, he was probably thinking of 10 other different things before he spit that line out because he just wasn't listening to Adam when he was talking. They can't stay focused that long. Correct. And that's what I was picking up on. I've been listening to a lot of Artie this week

and catching up on his show. And again, I love Artie and I like the guest that he's having on but it's very difficult for him to lead the charge. And also, I don't like the formatting as with Mike Bischetti. The first seven minutes of the show is him like goofing on Mike Bischetti for being a retard.

And like, okay, yeah, Mike's kind of out of it, but I'd much rather already latch on to someone else who was hosting the show and then already could just be the guy who comes in with the quips. And there's another person who agrees with me on that. And that would be Bubba the Love Spongebob. So Bubba is on the Arty show.

And it gets really pathetic about 40 minutes into this interview where Bubba starts begging Arty to be the co-host of the Bubba show. You know, you were just unbelievable on Howard, like you're a great, like you're a role of the second end standup, you know, smart ass, you know, like just to this, just, just what you do that you and I could do. If I could have you, if God, you and I would be great together. Oh, you don't think we'd be great together, but yeah, I think so.

I absolutely think so. I mean, I mean, I know just respect to together, but yeah, I think so. I absolutely think so. I mean, I mean, I know just respect to Howard, but I'm, I'm different than Howard. I'm a little bit hurt. I'm a little bit more of a like a dude's dude, you know, like a long Sherman. You know what I'm saying? Bubba tries to say he's like a longshoreman because he knows that that's what already used to be. It's like, hey, we're the same guy.

I already you and I, we should be doing a show together. Meanwhile, I think the reason why I already worked on the Howard Stern shows because they were so different that was kind of how that worked out, but it gets worse. Now, Bubba and I've documented on this show, Bubba talking to OPI and asking OPI to go back to serious XM and pitch the OP and Bubba show.

And this is before Howard resigned his contract. Bubba's thought is that Howard's eventually going to retire. And serious XM is going to need to have a radio morning radio show that replaces the Howard Stern show. And Bubba's convinced that he's the guy for it. That serious XM thought about who's going to replace Howard. And if you think about it, there's only one guy and you and I have lived in that world. And I know you're going to be a there's only one guy that was anointed by him that was hand picked by him that's similar enough to retain his audience and has been respectful and that he actually

thinks is good. And that's me. That's right. There's no other motherfucker in the world that can think that would be able to step in there and not rip his shit off, but be enough like him to make people happy. I don't know that that's true, Bubba. I'd be willing to bet. happy. I don't know that that's true, Baba. I'd be willing to bet there are hundreds of people who could potentially replace Howard Stern. If they decided they needed to do that, I don't even know if that's really the case. I don't think that the future of Sirius XM is going to be this satellite radio thing that is already obsolete because we can all just stream shit through 4G and 5G wherever we are in the world. So having a satellite in the sky really doesn't make a difference at this point, but Bubba's convinced that they're going to have to do something and he's going to be the

guy that's going to get that job. I so wish you had that clip of Howard Stern saying, I don't want to be on radio with a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge. I remember that so vividly on radio with a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge. I remember that so vividly when ONA were going after Bubba the Love Sponge and they were saying like, now he's in front of Howard, but just a couple years before that Howard was shitting all over him. And I don't know, I guess they patched it up

somewhere along the road, but it's so funny to me that he thinks he's the next guy up when they just spent millions getting I think Tom Segura to put his podcast on serious XM so Doesn't seem like he's next in line. No, Bubba is a has been he's not even relevant on morning radio anymore. He's off of all the markets. I think he's delivering for grub hub now part time And the desperation really comes through when he's talking to Arty, this goes on for a while. Would you, would you, would you do radio again in that capacity?

Sure, I would, sure, I would. Absolutely. If, I mean, hell, I'm doing this, you know, I mean, this is basically radio. And, you know, this is like sucking radios dick. Like we're sucking radios dick right now, kind is like Succ-and-Radio's dick. Like we're Succ-and-Radio's dick right now, kind of, like dick suck it. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's a little more liberating and we can really get into it, but it's quiet,

it's just not quite as sexy yet. All right, so this was after Bubba explain already. I could get you to be the co-host on my show, on Series X Time, I just usually get there every day, five minutes to six a.m., I'm a stickler for you being on time. You gotta stay sober, but you could be on there. And then he goes on to say that podcasting

isn't as good as radio. And this is such a radio guy mentality. I had a talk to Eric Zane about this because he was the same way when he first got into podcast, he was trying to get back on radio. I'm like, why would you want to be on radio? It's dying off, but for some reason, Bubba thinks that, well, people will be forced to listen to me

because I'll be on one of the stations on Series XM, which is everybody's car. And I guess that's what his mentality is. It's like, well, people will be forced to listen to me rather than choose to listen to me, which is why podcasting is better. People choose to listen to you, and you can grow an audience

and people who actually want to listen to you on purpose. Yeah, and I think it's hard for those guys too to like transition from the very, you know, structured show of, we have an ad break here, we do the intro here, we play this parody here, and it's a very daunting task for these guys to go and do something like Joe Rogan where they're just rambling for three hours.

Oh, no, yeah. No one else can do it. That's the funny thing when Opie goofs on Joe Rogan and it's like, oh, you guys just like him because he's the popular guy. It's like, no, Opie, go listen to his show. It's really impressive what he's able to do. He interviews three or four different people every week for three hours at a time and gets into very deep discussion.

No, granted, he does ask every scientist that comes on about Dujitsu, so okay, that's a little bit annoying, but there are also really good discussions that go on. The guys like, opiate Baba would never be able to get into because they don't want to do the crap in the research and read the books and all the things you have to do to have conversations with such a variety of guests on your show. But.

And nobody's fucking coming in to do their show if they do it at home. Like nobody's gonna take a request from Bubba the Love Sponge to come on his podcast, but they'll come into serious XM because that's like a real business. And the public is probably set set up, right? So you go to serious XM because, you know, you're gonna hit a couple of different shows

when you go on there. So it makes sense to make the trip. Whereas, yeah, if you're just the Bubba show, it's probably hard to book A-listers. So now Bubba is explaining to Artie that he's gonna use Artie to get the gig on serious next time. Now remember, Bubba has burned that bridge talking about Scott greenstein Scott greenstein hates Boppa But you know listen, I don't mean interrupt you But when I get a big time fucking deals in serious exam. I'm using you as bait. Okay, you're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna chum him up with I can get already in here clean

You think you can go back to green scene after all that stuff and I would I know I've I've written written them about 100 emails saying I was sorry, and I'm not a one of them fucking been answering. The one thing interesting about this show, this episode is they go into specific numbers. So already was making $900,000 a year from Series XM when he was on the Howard Stern show. And Bubba says he was paid a million dollars that was for the entire show.

So he took a million dollars, he had to figure out how to pay all of the cast and crew with that money. And what he says is that Scott Greenstein offered him when they renewed his contract $200,000 a year, down from a million dollars a year to keep the show going as he's like, so that's why Bubba told him to fuck off and left serious XM. And now, of course, wishes he had that kind of money and is trying to get back on the platform. Anyway, again, you know, I'll agree with Opie on this when he said it, like, fucking 10 years ago, referencing something he said. I don't know why I still remember it, but like, they're always hiring, they're always going for like big

celebrities. So they're just constantly taking away money from any show that actually works. Like I've tuned into the bonfire every once in a while and it's not terrible, but they're just, they're always like sucking those shows of any budget they have and giving them to fucking Nick Cannon to show up or whatever fucking celebrity of the right. Right. Right. That's always been their problem too. Yeah, back when I listened to Howard, he would talk about Oprah Winfrey making $50 million from Sirius and Oprah never even went into the building. He's just, you know, put her name on a channel and put some friends on there and call it the Oprah show. So pretty funny, outward complaining about people being overpaid though.

Yeah, anytime we do a show, yeah, it is funny how that's worked out, isn't it? This is the last clip I have from Arty's show talking to Baba. And you just heard any chance Baba gets with us with O.P. or with Arty. Any more chance he gets, he's like, we gotta form a super group. We gotta get back the band back together. We gotta start a show. We gotta get back on serious.

He's desperate. He's looking for some type of inn that he can use. So it's not just Bubba the love sponge, but he can actually get something that he can negotiate a show with. And then he has the balls to tell Arty this. Hey, listen on the fucker. One, if I, if I try to get a hold of you, just to say hi, real as I don't want nothing to, I genuinely love and care for you. And three, for real, if I would ever be able to negotiate something with serious XM, my first call as my second

guy would be you. And I'm going to hold you to it, motherfucker. All right. Especially if I can get you, you know, 900, you know, 900. That's good bread, buddy. So, I already want something to do with this obviously. That's, I already's not getting up at 5 a.m. every two months of your Friday to do a radio show anymore. That's, that's done. That ship has sailed.

But I love that Bubba goes, listen man, if I ever call you, it's not because I want anything from you. So answer the phone, but also, I'm gonna ask that you do me a favor. Like the third thing he said, I'm gonna ask you to do me a favor. All right, Bubba,

this is why people don't answer the phone when you call that anymore. Well, best of luck to him. Best of luck to Bubba, poor guy. All right, well I wanna thank you again so much for coming on. It's been great talking to you. Hey, actually, before I let you go,

I watched a video you did about the Jim and Sam show and their contract. I know that they've been renewing like month, one month at a time kind of thing. What's the latest on the Jim and Sam show? You know, I haven't seen any news. Uh, doesn't seem like they're going to let it out until they literally don't show up on the

air next year, but who knows? A lot of people saying it's probably just Sam pulling one of his wrestling stunts, the little mystery to get people watching again, but. You know, he's also ramped up his YouTube channel posting. You know,

live streams like every day. So I don't know, it seems, if I had to guess, it seems like they're moving towards the internet and relying on cameo and patreon money. Do you think that they would keep their show together? The Jim and Sam show. If Sirius didn't renew their contract, would there be a Jim and Sam show on YouTube or as a podcast? I think they're probably, I don't want there to be, but I think Jim would probably stick with Sam just out of, I don't know, just out of comfort. Like there's no negative impact to,

to, to aligning with Sam other than he's boring and not that many people are gonna listen, but no one's worth that. You know, it's not gonna be. Yeah, what to listen, but. And the one's born. Yeah. Yeah. What I mean, but it's not going to negatively, I guess it will negatively affect his career. What the fuck point was I making? I think he's not going to do it. He's not toxic, like maybe an Anthony Cume, it would be.

Is that what you mean? Like, yeah, that's what I was trying to be. The same way you didn't defend Louis when all that shit came out and he's who me is a little, a little too far for Norton at this point. So I, I think he's probably just going to go with the safe bet and do more shit with Sam. Oh, gangreneously just updated in the discord that Sam Roberts tweeted out very happy to finally be able to make this announcement. They have reupped. Why don't know if that, I don't know what that means. Oh, it's for a month or what that three years

So I guess they're back. I guess they're out for three more years. Oh My god three more years I'm surprised too. Wow, okay Good for them see I I think all of us would have liked to have seen Jim and Anthony reunite If possible, but that's good for him, though. I'm glad they have steady work. Yeah, I mean, I don't want them to go poor, but I'm not going to listen to it and fuck

that. Oh, why you're not a truck driver? Yeah, I'm not a truck driver. I don't want to hear about fucking Mary Jean's tits for the 19th time this week. I don't want to talk about wrestling like whatever All right, well, Eric thanks so much for coming out. I've had a blast talking to you again. This is speaking for funny Working people find that on YouTube Just YouTube.com slash speaking for funny and funny speaking on Twitter, I tweet stupid things

and then delete them three minutes later. So yeah, go check it out. Yeah, I really thoroughly enjoy your videos of your fan of OP and OP and Anthony and all that lore that's a lot of fun to check those out. I appreciate it, man. And thanks so much for having me on it. It was a good time. Yeah, man. All right, at this time, we're going to play you the second bonus episode we ever put out back in November of 2019. Crozier comes over, we talk American crimes, we talk opening for the misfits, and then I'll be back to the old teaser action right after that. We're going to start recording. As I did, did hit hit that record button

that nice red button that we all love so much as podcasters or musicians or what have you. There's a certain sense of awesomeness right once that once that record button starts. It's like here we go. Here we go. We're doing it. Show time. Don't think there's really just a handful that don't suck That's where we come in My destiny's like a low-permanner and a rooster W-A-T-P W-A-T-P W-A-T-P WHOHDP

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Woo-hoo Crojus here, Crojus. Welcome. Eat. Thank you. Have me your first bonus episode. This is American crimes. Hmm. The podcast will be reviewing the host is Patrick Michael. Good morning. Only. Sheamus McKillian. Sheamus McTodd. Sheamus McTodd. As we've come to know him. Curvy fucking Roosevelt himself. Yes, aka Mr. aka. We've finally listened to his true crime podcast, which we've heard a lot about.

He talks how many downloads it gets. Yeah, it can get almost a hundred a day, sometimes. True. It's a big deal. American crimes. We finally listen to it. Yes. We listen to an episode called Washington DC.

Yeah, very specific for a true crimes. Yeah, well, I mean, a city name. First, I don't want to break up your flow, but first thing, it's called American Crimes. There's a super popular TV show called American Crime. It has a ton of podcasts around that. Yeah. And true shame is fashion.

It's very sneakily named. And then second of all, all of the episode titles are once called Washington DC, once called Baltimore, Maryland, once called fucking Saskatoon or whatever. What the fuck kind of episode title is that? Especially when you're covering a certain case, one specific, it's a specific case. With a specific victim and their victim's last name,

the date and everything. They talk about over and over. So many identifying things you could say. So there's no way you can do another crime in Washington, D.C. because it's already made a podcast called Washington, D.C. True, and thankfully Washington, D.C. there's no murders. Right. There's those ones.

There's only that one crime that we have. It happened to happen here, so it just happens to cover it there, yeah. So, Croge, I didn't pull any clips from this episode I have clips from other she was McKinley and podcast that I want to get into yeah But I want to start with American crimes you pulled some clips. I listen to this episode I'm trying to talk about it. Yeah, so where do we begin? What's up the show? So well, I'm gonna read you Shameless is summary. Okay, great. So just bear with me here.

This is as written, these are the episode notes. This week's episode of American Crimes, comma, we explore a case many have done before, comma, but it's still so insane, and no apostrophe it is. A family enters hours of torture, karma, and ends up being murdered for 40 grand, question mark, and it all comes to a head from a slice of pizza question. No, not a single part of that was proper English.

And this is me calling out your fucking English. Can you go back? What was the first thing he mentions that this is something's been covered before? Yeah, oh, we're gonna talk about that. Okay. We're gonna talk. I think that's a great way to start off a podcast This is something you already know about and is it news to anybody? Well, wait a second podcast Hold your fucking orders. Alright, here we go. Get that idea. So the first thing you hear is an ad read and here's a clip of that first ad There's number one

You can also now make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership. That's right. You can get paid to talk And you guys cover this extensively, but there you go And that's the first thing you hear is literally no one's listening to this and then this is the first three minutes that I have chopped up And you'll hear me ring a bell when I'm making at it But this is my summary of his first three minutes because in true name is fashion He does an intro of the intro. So this is his introduction to the introduction number two Today's episode we're simply gonna be talking about a case that I feel like everybody's talked about but it is my turn so Better late than never as they say

But without further ado ado we're gonna be talking about a crime that I feel like we all know too well I've heard way too much about it and I figure you know what let's just do a short episode a quick episode get something out there for you guys so without further ado let's get into this right now with another true crime episode, another true crime, true crime. So here we are. Now, so three minutes in and literally all we know is, people talk about it before,

by the way, people talk about this before. Also, I'm sick of hearing about this because people talk about it so much. And I'm gonna talk about it. He also says it's gonna be a short and quick episode. It's neither short nor quick. Oh, God. It goes on for eternity.

So we're three minutes in. And that's what we've learned. We don't even know what's going on. So then we start to get into the shitty episode. Yeah, what is the case? It's what I've heard about before, right? So number three, okay, let's hear about it. Let's hear about it.

We're gonna be talking about the Savopolis family. And it's a very strange crime. The whole thing is, it's bizarre, as most murders are, as most things where people die are, usually not awesome thing. Okay, so if you're paying attention at home, when people die, it's usually bad. So as long as we got that out of the way,

and I mean, look at my back, can I just stop you for a second? It says, this case is bizarre. As most murders are, are most murders bizarre? I would think that, I don't know, gang violence, drive-by shootings, no, this is bizarre to me. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what to, I don't know gang violence, drive-by shootings. No, this is bizarre to me. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what to, I don't know what to.

But then he says it's not awesome as if bizarre is the same as not awesome, which it is not. There's a, there's a lot to unpack there for sure. I'm not sure he understands how words work or what they mean. I agree. Yeah, oh yeah. This is one of the things I picked out.

There's a lot of that. Okay. Jesus, oh yeah. This is one of the things I picked out. There's a lot of that. Okay. Jesus, I never even heard of this case before. Mindy either. I'm not a true crime guy. I mean, it is so funny because the first three minutes, everyone's heard this case, everyone's in a show on it.

You guys all know about it. I was gonna do it real quick. Yeah. I was gonna give my take on it. And then these are some names I've never heard before. Yeah. So I was really expecting another Shamest Reads Wikipedia thing.

Yeah, this is not that at all. This is Shamest Reacting in real time to the case. Now listen dude, look, look, look, this fucking clip is long, this fuck if you wanna go to the Samish plea go ahead. I'm sorry, and it cut it off when you need to if you want. But this clip, and I had my friends from Clutch help me out with this.

This is called Shamest Get's Obsessed. This is number four. This is just Sham Clutch help me out with this. Okay. This is called, shame is gets upset. This is number four. This is just shame is getting upset of the facts of the case. And it's sick, man. It's so sick. A child, his mother and father, and the housekeeper, and just, what the fuck was the goal here? Anybody can just come into your home.

Invade your stuff. And it's just crazy. And also take your life if they so choose to do so. Frightening, absolutely terrifying. They didn't make it. What the fuck guys? It's so crazy right? And then their 10-year-old, 11-year-old son also doesn't get to live a life. Because why? Somebody needed money. Made all these phone calls. They left all these voicemails and they still end up Because why? Somebody needed money? Made all these phone calls.

They left all these voicemails, and they still end up dying, and their house being set on fire and their kid like, did fucking what? Doesn't that piss you off a little bit? Like, hey man, if they, if they fucking do everything you ask, let's say we let the kid live at the very fucking least, at the very least, not a little frustrated at this. And I think most of us should be, that's fucking ridiculous to kill anybody anyways, but to go and I mean to get more than 20 charges against this fucking evil man.

He had no reason to kill these people other than just straight greed, just horrible horrible greed. Hey, I need money and also it's exactly 40 grand. So four consecutive life terms. I mean, that's a great end result for this whole thing. Fuck him. I mean, I hope it's a horrible time. He gets three square meals and a cot, but that's about it. Broyan analysis, if you're gonna talk about heinous crime, you might want to say stuff like,

I mean, can you, can you, can you, can you fat, can you fat in the zone? And I'm sorry, I know that's a long ass class. It's 45 minutes of that. Oh, yeah. This fucking asshole, can you fucking believe me? The housekeeper. The housekeeper. Why would you kill the housekeeper?

Murder is bad. She's not even a member of the family. Yeah. She's having to be in the house. Have you ever like, I just take you on the parents, but then why would you kill a 11 year old boy? Yeah. You ever watch TV with a little kid or like an

excitable elderly relative or something. Yeah, and then some comes on TV and they get all excited and they're getting all upset and I can't believe it. You're like maybe this TV show isn't for us right now. You know what I mean? Yeah you're like dad Bill Riley's not a real person. Yeah, just let's change the channel. Let's put on the Scooby Doo or something like that. You don't even, so we all can enjoy. Right. Maybe True Crime isn't for Shamest.

Like, he's really upset by all this. And, okay, it's, it's, it's, it's probably natural to be upset by murder. But then to just go and turn out a microphone and be fucking exasperated over and over again. Well, I'm probably getting ahead of you. But he says, I I didn't know why someone would do this. There's no reason for it And by the way whoever did it was able to extort $40,000 from these people. Yeah, that's okay Well, wait a second. So we do know why they did it that is is that what you're saying?

Because that makes a lot more sense to me if it's $40,000 Yeah, how can you put a price on somebody's life and you if it's $40,000. Yeah. How can you put a price on somebody's life? And you say, well, what about $40,000? I'm like, I'm listening. Sounds about right. It's in the ballpark. So then, Shemist talks about the very nature of victimhood,

like the existential dread that we all feel, but how these, the victims of these crimes are then tied to the crimes, and there's a pair of these, but here's number five. Like whoever killed them was targeting Nicole Brown Simpson, and now Ron Goldman and his family are forever tied with OJ and that situation. You don't think Ron Goldman, the young,

the young attractive man who was working as a waiter or something or whatever. You get what I'm saying? Much like her. Much like this housekeeper. She's forever gonna be tied to the Savopolis murders. So and I did a poor job saying that out, but you get the drip. The housekeeper is also murdered in this. I want to back up on that, because I'm glad you pulled that clip. Now she is tied to the murder, just like Ron Goldman was tied to the only murder he's ever fucking heard of, which is the OJ Simpson case. It's like, hey, I've heard this crime, and it's just like the only other thing I've ever

heard of ever. And this goes on and on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Before you move on, I thought this was so grim. Go ahead and you pull this clip, because I heard it, I was laughing my ass off. ever and this goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and them who ever killed them it was OJ. Did you not get the babbo? OJ killed them. I mean sure their blood were on his socks in his house. He's still not sure. I mean, shavises of sharia. Yeah, you know, he's like we're gonna find the real killer. Yeah, if he had done it, he did write a book that was very descriptive on how he would have done it. If he did it, if he would have surprised. Yeah,

when he said there's a clever kill those two people. They're now tied to OJ Simpson and and what a what a Dipshit observation You know what he means this guy He goes this person is all gonna be remembered for the way they were murdered. Well, yeah Of course, yeah, that's how you even know about that person to begin with you wouldn't even know that person existed It would work for how they were murdered. It's exhausting. It's exhausting and number what were you talking about a waiter? It was hitting on oh Jay Simpson's ex-wife

If not for the fact that he was murdered so you're saying getting murder was the best thing that ever happened to this guy You want it to be famous? The best thing you're ever to Kato Kaelin. That's true. Yeah Yeah. Alright. Let's all be hashed that fucking shit. Okay. I'm sorry. Move it on. So number six, we're we're still on victimhood. And she's not a Savopolis. She was just working there. Yeah. Right. She happened to get paid by them. That's so crazy. So crazy. Like at least if you went down, you know, on your own in a sense you could say like, okay, well, it's just me. I don't have to, you know, on your own in a sense you could say like, okay, well, it's just me. I don't have to, you know, I kind of got more attention. More people cared that I died in the way that I did because I was a part.

It was me. It was, it was, you give them saying it's hard to explain. But that I suck for a lot of them because a lot of victims, who were just victims of circumstance are sometimes the worst because forever that family or that name is gonna be tied in with certain people and it could be a Negative no Flash call it sucks to get murdered. Yeah, he just said that it sucks to get murdered Especially if you're in somebody else's house, but then he says do you know what I'm saying? Well, let's talk to explain. It's hard to explain You know you guys understand what I'm saying? Well, let's talk to a explain. It's hard to explain. You know what you guys don't understand what I'm saying here. What I'm saying is that this person was murdered

and they weren't even planning on doing that that day. God, and like, like, like, works, and I supposed to be here today and now I'm getting murdered. What the fuck? And the, the, the, the, he goes, she's into the same class, and name is these people.

And yet she was murdered. I wonder if it was just like, you're in the rug place at the wrong time Could that be the reason why she was murdered you fucking don't And it goes and it calls it like they look at drivers license I want to know what your last name is before I murder you. Yeah, and this is five minutes where he just goes And like now there's there's a ton of static that you're hearing because I had to bring the levels way up. The sound quality is fucking ass and he's playing the,

this like, we're drone horror movie music under it, which even I think is disrespectful and I'm a fucking asshole. It's like a Halloween CD. It's like the one of those creepy like horror houses and we're just talking about a murder that took place. It's not like ghosts and goblins or anything like that. Like just like any sense and the tone of disconnect there.

It's awful. And far be it for me to pick on someone else's sound quality and if you can't understand my voice through carol sound quality, it sucks. There's all you need to know. Now there's some others there's other. Oh, hanging fruit. I know right I had to throw something out there Come on Get a kick of man while he's down I mean yeah what is that what he's told all about? I mean it is it is Why do you even have me on her?

So um something else crazy happens Carl And this is this is a crazy part of the of the case Yeah There's a phone call and the phone call happens at almost five o'clock. Number seven. When he gets a call from Amy and he got this call right around five o'clock. And you know, that for me, I like five o'clock for me when I was a kid, it was always like dinner time.

And that's, I feel like that's weird for a lot of people, maybe not a lot of people that are in the Midwest such as myself. I feel like a lot of us eat dinner super early. And that's why I skipped it a lot. But 5 o'clock has always rang strong with me when it rang strong. Hmm. Let's keep it. But no, 5 o'clock has always been kind of crucial for me in the sense of that dinner time. So 4.45, he's receiving a call from Amy right before he gets to this uh uh you know martial arts studio. Really Shamus? He got a call at 5 o'clock. What does 5 o'clock mean to you Shamus? When you were growing up in your household what was 5 o'clock like? Did your parents like

the dinner at 5 o'clock? Let's talk more about that. What does 5 o'clock mean to you, Carl? Did your family ever eat dinner at 5 o'clock? That was pretty cool, wasn't it? By the way, these fucking murder victims, the one phone call took place at 5 o'clock. But, like, when I was a kid, man, that's when this one TV show, oh, Jesus.

When did you get to the 3 of the Wikipedia page? And we can find out what happened. It's the fucking... That clip, by the way, sums up the show. Oh my God. I could have flipped it up the show because... Oh my God. Sheamus says, I gotta do my hot take on this true crime

that we've already talked about. I'm gonna rehash it because I deserve to get to talk about this as well. Yeah. And then his hot take is five o'clock. This is how I relate to the time five o'clock. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Thank you, Steve Lakeford.

So anyway, I don't like talking about this. This is the ugly side of this podcast. Okay. Let's talk about who is to blame for this crime. Who's to blame for these people getting murdered? Number nine, who's to blame? Now after they've been captive for about two hours, Amy Savopolis, which is the mother, shans up ordering two pizzas. So I would think right then, we'll be like after, like this

would be the third time that they got to use a phone. I don't know how you would remain calm. I don't know how you would not take the risk of Being shot, I guess on a phone call To save everybody else or at least yourself for that moment or at least to let everybody know what the fuck's going on Because I feel like you could say a lot in a few seconds Especially like how was it where they tied up and someone was just holding a phone to their ear They were the person that they had a saying Dude these people were fucking murdered and you're like dude

They got to call pizza place and they didn't tell a pizza guy that they were you are a fucking asshole Dude he is blaming the victims for being fucking murdered. Hey Carl. You know who else is to blame? Number 10 who else is the blame and then she ends up making a really weird request for the delivery person. Like, oh, I'm nursing my sick child, so I can't come to the door. Hello. Hello, red lights. Red lights. He says red lights.

I know. Keep it going. Keep it going. Hello, what the fuck's going on? I have to question everything. What? I'm sorry, you can't come to the door after you ordered pizza it's crazy yeah and now I

what is this like a Halloween situation just leave the bowl of candy out front just weird red flags you guys red flags right figure that out okay so first of all a Halloween situation is when someone comes to your door and leaves a bowl of candy out front That's what he just said I'm not making that

I'm like Red flags you guys red flags you guys red flags Right figured that out okay, so first of all a Halloween situation is when someone comes to your door and leaves a bowl of candy out front Just like that. That's what he just said. I'm not making that. I'm like, it's gross red light And I know I I've misinterpreted the words of shameless on your show before but that I fucking got right That's what he just fucking said. Yeah, so it's the fucking pizza guys fall that these guys got murdered because he didn't say red lights, red lights, when someone asked for the pizza to be left outside because a sobbing woman said she was taking care of her sick child. So it's the

bitches fault that she got murdered. It's the fucking pizza motherfuckers fault that they got murdered. You know who else's fault they got murdered was Carl number 11 because she texted the second housekeeper again the following morning and said hey stay home again. At that point I'd be going to the police like hey man I got a key to the house. I feel like something's up. Somebody's either really sick or whatever. I just feel like we should check it out. So the maid got a text that said stay home from work Don't come to work today and the maitre of call the police and said well my boss is clearly being kidnapped and murdered Because she told me to stay home Dude what the fuck are we talking about he goes and this is a long section of the show

It's like why didn't they do this and why didn't they do that? Why didn't they do this and by the way't they do that? And why didn't they do this? And by the way, if I was on that plan on 9-11, I would have told that's here as fuck you, man. You should have the fuck down, because I'm fucking Shamist, and I'll fuck you up. And if I was in World War II, I would have told Hitler, fuck you motherfucker,

I'm fucking Shamist. Yeah, Shamist is unbelievable that he thinks that all of these things will be clues in the normal world. When they ordered pizza, let's say that you said, by the way, we're being kidnapped and there's a gun to my head. What's the pizza guy gonna do? Yeah, seriously. Talking about a 17-year-old who's been smoking pot all day.

Yeah, for real. He's probably gonna giggle and hang up the fuck. Oh, God. And then to get called in and say don't come into work today What do you do when that happens? Yeah get drunk immediately right? That's correct. You know go to the police Get the day off and like I mean So much time of the show is spent either him being Flabbergasted by how tragic the crime isn't it? Right is a tragic crime nobody thinks it should have been avoided

But it's all the wrong reasons. Oh, and it's all this fucking armchair quarterback. Yeah. You know, one day morning, second-gassing, you should have done this, you should have done that. I agree. If the gun wasn't a year ahead, you should have said so. What a fucking asshole. Shamest, you're a fucking asshole. And I will leave you with this because I am done for ever with American crimes. Here's a clip I call Captain Pizza number 12. And it all leads back to the pizza that we mentioned earlier. Right? We mentioned it and sure enough. That's where you that's where you messed up. So when this motherfucker ordered pizza that was he didn't know at that at that moment, but the universe knew.

Hey man, you fucked, so be careful on your next steps, and sure enough he wasn't careful when people fucking died. The DNA that was actually on this pizza matched a former employee of the American Iron Works. Remember that? Yeah, the Savopolis' factory place. It's as great. Pizza's like the captain of food because you get everything. It's got all the good things I'm want. And that's a joint in the captain. They like say pepperoni if something's wrong. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha house they had multiple housekeepers. It was a multi-million dollar house. Who would possibly break into a house like that? He says, can you imagine someone wanted to rob people who had all of this money and wealth?

How could that even happen? I'm actually feeling they can happen to any of us. That's part of the beginning that we didn't even talk about. When you hear about this shit, this can happen. Anybody. This is gonna happen to you. This is gonna happen to you right now. The only thing you're gonna do is try to sell you an Alarm System.

I was like, I'm gonna run Marissa Jones. That's right, I was waiting for it. Seriously, you forgot to do that. And so this fucking anchor up, fam. Which by the way, anchor up, fam, the easiest tool to use to make a podcast. You don't need any listeners, you can make money. You can record on your phone, you can upload it, you can get it syndicated to all the streaming services. So it's a commercial, but-

Why didn't AdRead right now? When he does the AcreFM, he's at 27 more decibels than when his show starts. It sounds terrible. And he's talking about how he, I didn't even click because it's too hard to like demonstrate this. It's about how easy it is to edit your show. And his show is so poorly edited

It's not a good ad for a grip up. I'm not gonna use it. I I I there's some should I left on the cardigan for I believe it Not but some of it was yeah, there's an edit that he does that's mid sentence. Yes into a music bad And there's a bunch of volume issues that yeah, it's terrible So I was fascinated to hear Patrick Michael, who's a comedian, he's a podcaster, he's an artist, he's a musician. I didn't know what he'd be like on a true crime show. And I didn't know that you have all these hot takes.

Like this is scary and it makes me feel like this could happen to anyone. And what's he fucking talking about? What's the point of the show? This is the most popular show. Yeah. Yeah. All right, I want to bring you to another show that he does. Oh, please do, Carl.

This is called One Flew Over the Nest. And I want to thank my buddy podcast Hitman on Twitter who sends me all of these different clips. I'm sorry, did you say one flu over the nest? Correct is the title of the show. I believe so It's hard to tell I get these fucking links to things and it says one flu over the nest because he's the night owl It's night owl production Trash

It's the world's worst marketer really is. He's so terrible at it. There's no way to make us or tells of what he's doing and where to find it. So he goes out and he talks about our show specifically, Kroge, in this episode. Really? I know.

I know. And it kind of bugs me out. Does he say anything nice? Well, he talks about how he's not like our show. Okay. Because I'm not one of these podcasters that made a podcast to simply critique a bunch of shit or trash things or what have you.

I'm simply here to try to. Okay. I want you to try to figure out what he's gonna say. I'm simply here to try to bring enlightenment to the masses. Okay, you think that's what he's gonna say? Here we go. Let's find out the answer. Open my mind. I'm not in a horizon.

And have a release, if that makes sense. Ooh. It's a little bit got to hear you say it. He says, first of all, are you jerking off? I was gonna close. You won't got a close. It's so funny are you jerking off? I was gonna close It's so funny. You're like in his mind right now. You got to do his head It was funny because there's a pregnant pause there He goes I'm not here to make fun of things and rip on people I'm here to and then it was like oh shit

Yeah, I got to do he's like I mean you don't explain I'm just yeah, right. So no, that's why you do LSD assholes. That's why you podcast. I mean, you'd open the doors of perception. So, then later on in a podcast, he does called Great Job. Thank you. Great job. Thank you.

Yes, you've heard of this one? No. No, you don't know about Great Job title. So, in Great Job, thank you. He once again describes W-A-T-P. And I thought this was odd because apparently, there's a lot of shows that do what we do. There's a lot of shows out here, a lot of podcasts that are in existence that that just take clips from other shows, other podcasts, and they destroy them.

No, who would do that? I mean not even just in a negative way, but in a humorous way. Like this guy is so clearly lying, this guy doesn't understand comedy, et cetera, et cetera, whatever, what have you. And he's listening to our show a lot. Those are most of my tanks right there. This guy's got it down. Patrick, do you want to call him?

So I feel like I think you're ready to go with this shit now. Yeah, that's his next step. But he says there's so many shows that do that. One other show does that. Are there copycat W-A-T-P's? Oh. I hope so. You can start taking some time off.

Because I'm the pod father. I started this shit. How dare he! I can see that there's other shows that are doing this. Robin, I invented that. Who will you? Alright. So in this. Robin, I invented that. Alright, so in this great job, thank you. I got a little package here for you. He talks about the fact that podcasts reach a ton of people. Oh, yeah, especially it.

Because I mean, as far as this goes, when it comes to podcasting, we have the availability to reach as many people as a television show. Yes, the availability to reach as many people as a television show. He has the availability to reach as many people as a television show. Make sense of that. I think it just broke your brain. Yeah, sorry. Does that make any sense? That's not English syntax. There could be a possibility that people would hear your show in the same numbers as someone who would watch a television show. Potential. Potential.

He's looking for. Yeah. Yeah. If there are infinite universes and monkeys typing on a typewriter would you write Shakespeare than yes. Yeah. People who listen to the shavest McGillian is the same size as people who watch a television show. Sure. He could be the next serial, you never know. So then he goes on to say, but why would you want to have a TV show? But at the same time, if you were, you know what I mean, if you can't do anything you want with a TV show,

you can't do anything you want with a movie. You have to ask somebody else if this is okay, if this is good, if this qualifies, if you're willing to put up the money to make this happen But when it comes to podcasting you can just do it. No quality control. I have that exact word on my nose It's called quality control, Shameless. It's what the entertainment industry is built-in It's not letting any jerk off The entertainment industry is billtime. It's not letting any jerk off, just ramble a new microphone

and then put it on the airwaves. It's why you'll never be on the radio or any type of broadcast medium. You're only in a spot where anyone on anchor FM can talk into their computer and hit the upload button. And he thinks that's a bad thing. The problem with these TV shows is there's producers, yeah, and showrunners.

They got a guy who reads a script that makes sure that the words are good that they use. Yeah. Can you believe that for a long sense? Oh, you're fucking believing. All right, so then he goes out and talk about how easy podcasting is. Oh, yeah.

It's so easy, like the easiest thing. Yeah. It's so easy to start one I should say. Yeah. A lot of people quit. Yeah. Which I find really weird. I only continue to get better. I don't know how people can eventually get to a point where they're not... excuse me. Were they not actually enjoying this? I don't know. How are you not having a great time? It's called self-awareness. Patrick, it's something you'll never have. People go back, listen to their show, maybe their friends tried to listen to the show, and they go, you're terrible at this. Like, you don't want you right. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not the next Joe Rogan. I need to stop doing

this. And Patrick goes, why would you quit podcasting? You could just ramble into a microphone, upload 30 episodes a day, have no listeners, and it's great. Why would you ever quit? Why would you ever quit? What do you want to go to a job and make money and support your family when you're doing?

When I go to open Mike Knights, my comedy, no one ever laughs. And I keep going because I keep getting better. Yeah, you just keep getting better. The speed ones keep hitting me. It doesn't matter. So then he goes out after that to talk about so people quit podcasting.

And I would venture to guess the number one reason I said I would quit podcast is because nobody's listening. Right? And then you really good reason to stop podcasting. You don't gain any traction. No one ever cares about it. And you say, well, I'm wasting every ounce. I wouldn't have any.

I don't know if I do, of course. So he goes on to say this. Like, even if I was to know for sure that I got no listeners, the entire time I made podcasts, I would still make a podcast. No shit, you're a, no shit. I would still make a podcast God yes Yeah, I think you've demonstrated that quite a bit there Patrick Michael It doesn't matter if someone's listening or not you will continue to make podcasts

All right, this is fun stuff. I like it when Patrick Michael is a dumb schizophrenic. That's right. Yeah, that kind of sums it off. He's got a lot of voices in his head, and none of them are smart. No. There isn't a smart voice in his head.

Yeah. This is him arguing with himself, which he does often, and I love this. Yeah. And nobody gets to argue with it. If no one else there. I mean, because a skateboard can be stopped by a pebble. And I'm not talking about a rock.

Woulda said that. I'm talking about a pedal. What? What? Huh. That's not what I'm talking about. Ha ha heard someone in regular life get they confused about their own sentence. Little on a podcaster.

Wow. But, Kroja, I have awesome news for you, my friend, because you come on and you join us on WOTP and you co-host. I do. But, not every week, these are a fan favorite. You've got a lot of takes. You bring good notes. You're always prepared.

And you probably need another outlet. Good news. I'm always looking for a co-host. We can even do long distance type of stuff. Let me know. Always looking to work. Especially when it comes to doing something like this. Had a conversation about any topic. Diving into it. Why not? Why not? Crowsh. I know that. That's fucking talk, Shayna. I know that you are very recognizable online. Everywhere you go, Twitter, Reddit, email.

It's Crowsh. Everyone else is Crowsh. Yeah, that people line up. But maybe what you can do is the sky to you are. Reach out to the sky and try to get a co-hosting gig. That's gross. Yeah, that people line up. But maybe what you can do is to sky to who you are, reach out to the sky and try to get a co-hosting gig. Boy, that's a... Would you do that for WATP Christ?

I would fucking live for that. Yes! Yes! Please do that. So after he says I'd love to get a co-host, yeah. He goes on to imagine what that would be like if he had a co-host and he says I don't even need a topic a conversation We can just shoot the shit and he starts to play that out and this gets

Crazy So we know that he has deep emotional issue. Yeah, he's had the truth. It's worse than you thought and I'm telling you Crowe's just let this one play out because it's unbelievable I don't over sell this but this club is better than Tennessee were balls Even if there's not really a topic let's just go how was your day? It was great man ahead of one day That won't me too. I was really productive. I feel like I've got a lot more done as of lately. Oh yeah, that's great.

I'm really proud of you. Well thanks, Dad. It was good to see you. I'm glad that you finally made your way here. And I can really share something special with you, such as my podcast. All right, well of course. Why would I not make my way to your show?

I hear such great things. I don't understand really why you sound like Kermit the Frog like a little bit, but you know it's good to see you. It's been about 20 years and you know what a time to show up if any. Oh well of course you know it's not easy being green but at the same time I'm just trying to shoot a few commercial miss piggy what? Okay now I feel like we've really really derailed the show with your appearance and you know we're gonna have to take this off air and discuss this because I don't think that the listeners

are gonna be too keen on the fact that you sound like Kermit the Frogs, sir. And I don't mean sir like I respect you because you made me mad. Holy shit dude do you want to take a second to think about that you want to take a second to let that kind of sake get in process wow that took a that took a turn did it start out the first couple seconds and first it was regular schizophrenic yeah like he's shaking and then and then all the sudden dead worked his way in there it's almost like when you have those dreams

where you're not asleep and then you are asleep. It starts off with like you're thinking about something and then it's like whoa. He got into his own head. Yeah. And it took a turn for the worse and he got a really upset there. And he got the approval that he's so desperately.

Distention of a podcast. And see that he heard great desperately. Disadjunct about his podcast. And he said that he heard great things about the show. Well, right, because his, I don't know if everyone knows this, but his dad left to go get sacred as 20 years ago. And he might come back. He's probably as soon as he gets fives the sacred. Yeah, probably come back. Oh, he's coming, don't worry.

I'm sure. So Christmas, this Christmas, right, right. Of course. Yeah, it's my promise. So his dad left him in the trailer park. He's dead left 20 years ago. By the way, she was just what, 24? How old is this guy? Yeah, he's my promise. So he's deadlift in the trailer part. He's deadlift 20 years ago. By the way, she was just what, 24? How old is this guy?

Yeah, she's a young guy. So it was deadlift 20 years ago. And now on his podcast, he's like, I love to have a co-host down here. You know, we can just talk about whatever, or hey, what's up, she's saying this, it's your dad? Like, whoa, that got fucking crying. At first I'm just like, I'll do a little gag with growin'

and what fun. And then that fucking cry. At first I'm just like, I don't do a little gag with growin' what fun. And then that fucking happened. Ooh. Wow. Does that, is it okay if I keep playing Clemsnow or? Yeah. Does it kinda ruin everything? I need a couple of Zanacs myself, but yeah, let's do it.

Speaking of strange voices, I love it when Patrick Michael surprises himself with how terrible he is. Cause sometimes he'll do something and be like, but what the fuck why did I just do that? It's almost like a reflex when you hit your funny baller to me. Yeah, what did I just do? But eventually guess what? Oh yeah.

Daddy don't be saying a close. I don't know why I just did that weird voice but that is what we're here for. This is a great job. Thank you. Oh my god. It's like, I don't know. You ever look in the mirror and it's not what you expect. You got crazy bad hat or you got your Halloween costume on.

I don't know. One of the girls you're just eating out was out of a period, you even know what you're doing. I was gonna go there, but yeah, you know, you know, you know, you're like, you're looking in the mirror like, oh shit, whoa, whoa, it takes a second, like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like his everyday.

That's his everyday. Just hearing the words coming out of his mouth. Yeah. What the fuck do you just say? Because there's at least 17 personalities. And they're all horrible. Yeah, they're all horrible personalities. I don't have a show.

All right, I have another package here that you're gonna love. Oh, good. Again, from great job, thank you. And again, from our buddy podcast hitman. Podcast hitman. Who turned me out of this. Boy, the psychological fortitude me on to this boy the

the psychological fortitude to listen to this on purpose I admire it's impressive it really is I'm not I listen to a lot of bad podcasts and Howard Stern on purpose and I cannot stomach this for very long I'm not fucking with you do two and a half days I took me to listen to the 40 minute American Christchurch I'm not making that up two and a half days days. I can't, it's difficult to get to. All right, can I tell you something? And this is totally real. I listened to the episode this afternoon. I took a half day from work.

Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, it's my favorite holiday of the year. It's the best. We have family coming over. I'm excited about it. I've been in a fucking funk. I'm not joking. Yeah. Grover, I'm just coming out of it now.

Yeah. I've been in a funk. It's awful since about 2 p.m Whistling to this guy's fucking show cuz I can't make sense of it. Yep. I don't know people like this I've never met someone like this you saw me at 8 o'clock yesterday and you're like, yeah What are we gonna do tomorrow? And I'm like dude? What the fuck I've had this motherfucker in my head for two fucking days I was like yellow. I mean, I don't hard to imagine I was yelling about James and the top of my fucking lungs. I'm like, I can't what the fuck? I can't fucking function the fuck And we're not saying that for comedic effects I kind of fuck you

Because any normal person would hear something that they hated and turn it off You know what we got it? I got to push through it right notes pull clips. All right Anyway, yeah, this is oh, this is great. I got a little package for you. Let's do it This is he's talking about that people listen to his show, but he finds something bizarre But yeah, please join in and so bizarre when you get people to listen to your show especially when it's there's a lot of people for some of my shows When I get all these people that listen to it, it's like I still don't get to nobody's following me. Yes, so this is why Kimmy gets her tails up.

He's saying, I'm looking at the download numbers. I know people are downloading my show, but I don't have any followers on Instagram or Twitter. No one's watching the videos on YouTube, no one's subscribing. What's going on here? Dad, why don't you love me? Well, I don't understand. I knew you guys are listening, but you won't follow me on the show. Why don't you love me? And then he goes on to say that he's just like other podcasts, and he doesn't understand why they're popular and he's not. But yet you hear and you listen to all these other shows, these other podcasts and you're like

They say the same thing I do and they have 20,000 followers. Oh, okay. What's happening? And I'm on social media like I do it as much as I dislike it. I do it So this is a man who is dumb yeah to end-degree, and that's a math term. That is very mathematical. Yeah. What he's saying is, I'm just like all of these popular podcasts. I do the same thing at the show. I'm on social media.

I'm putting it out there. They have 20,000 followers. I have 17. I can't make sense of this. I can't figure it out. Why don't they love me? He even says He even stores out some math and explains how it doesn't add up but at the same time. It's like dude I've I've like 500 different posts on my Instagram Less than 200 followers, so something's not I didn't know my something's not I didn't know and I'm a bit levied

I'm not worried Santa's I don't give a shit, but it is weird that it doesn't I know there's people listening to my voice right now and They're still not gonna go to their Instagram and type in any of these things. I'm saying Because you don't care See where I start to get sad for him again He doesn't care though. I don't care. Aw. See, this is where I started to get sand for him again. He doesn't care, though. I don't care if you like me. I wish you liked me. Yeah, I don't know why no one likes me.

I don't care if you like me, but could you maybe like me? We're gonna revisit this in a little bit, but yeah. God, he says in that clip, I hit over 500 posts on Instagram and less than 200 followers. So to him, the math isn't working out. I don't understand how many more posts I have to put out. Could it be, all right Patrick Michael, get a pen out. If you're not podcasting right now,

get a pen out, write this down. Could it be that quality is more important than quantity? Way. I know, I know, it sounds similar. Those two words sound similar I think I'm gonna go to a Gallagher bet right now Quality is almost like quality, but they're different things So if I had a day to come up with some shit instead of making 500 fucking terrible pose

Yes, I could make like one like good I could make like one like good or zero. Like let's say that day you didn't have it in you to create content that was worthy of sharing. But like, but I still make a podcast. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is what I'm saying. Okay, hold on, go ahead. So let's say you're prepping for your podcast.

Yeah, okay. We're gonna go through your notes. Yeah. And your mics turned up and overmodulated. And you're trying to decide whether or not you should then record a podcast. You go, eh, I don't really have a good take on this. I'm gonna talk about how it's too bad

that the housekeeper was murdered. And I'm gonna try to relate that to OJ Simpson for some reason. No, I know, okay, so I got you. So if I don't have it in me, like I don't have a great Instagram idea for that day for like, you know, visual content. Yeah.

And then I sit down at the mic and I don't have a great like like a podcast idea Yeah, so what I should do in that case is make a shit ton of YouTube videos. Yes, okay Now you're now you're following If you're not feeling it for the Graham get on the YouTube and it doesn't matter what you record Boom just get as much video up there as possible I'll go ahead According after he says, I have all these people listening, nobody's following me.

He says, one of my favorite sound bites ever. This is one of those shows that you can just gloss over. You know, you don't have to pay attention. It's just background noise. To drown out. Right? To drown out. Like your vacuum or something.

That's a hell of a sales pitch right there. That should be the tagline. It's just background noise to drown out your vacuum or whatever. That's a great tagline. Who's your primary audience for your podcast? People who are vacuuming mainly. People who can't hear my voice over the other activities that they're doing.

People on roller coasters I'm really big in the wood shipper community. They love me. They love in metal shops I go really well people on motorcycles. Oh, they love my shop You know when you're backing up having machinery. It's a great title. Listen to my podcast I think it is drawn out the noise that you don't want to hear Because in his mind he's going well wait a second all these people listen to my podcast. I think you just drown out the noise that you don't want to hear Because in his mind he's going well wait a second all of you will listen to my show, but they're not following that Instagram I bet they're not even paying attention That must be what it is. I must be just a soothing voice that they want to hear in the background of their normal activities

Oh, I'm like Johnny Carson. I'm in the background of their lives. Yes. Couples are making love with me on the Bluetooth. Yeah. Okay, boomer. You made me deal with your Johnny Carson. Yeah. So Johnny Carson was the host of late night.

All right, anyway. Let me read Wikipedia to you. Crows, you have more clips on here. I've been taking over for a bit. Well, I wanted to talk to you about, there's a show. It's a very special show. Carl, it's called After PM. Oh, right.

Why is it called After PM? Because it takes place at noon or later? I don't know. I don't have an answer for you. But here's the, here's the summary of the show. Here's 13. They're gonna. What's up guys? Welcome to the show. Not really sure what this is, but as always I'm Patrick Michael. Firstly on

the game, I'm a new podcast here, doing a new episode. I'm not really sure we don't have anything specific for this episode, but nonetheless, man, we're going to do it. What is there a mouse in your pocket? What do you mean we? You don't have anything. So I mean, and you heard it, he ran out of steam before he even got to his name. Welcome to the show. Dot dot dot long pause. I don't know what we're gonna talk about. Another long pause.

And I Patrick Michael. Do he ran out of steam before he got to his name? He didn't even know what the podcast was about. He didn't even know why he was podcasting for this specific show. So Carl You were on the social media for WATP and you do a wonderful job, but I Got a little advice. Well, I don't have a little advice, but shame I said a little advice that I think you should take to hard. Okay, you should have some fun with social media What's fun about social media? Here's number 15?

The thing that I had a lot of fun doing was actually went through and I started on following Just a bunch of people who didn't follow me as well as people that just didn't even really Participate in anything that I post that makes sense Like if you're not even hitting that like button on certain things that post why are we following each other and also who cares dude? I don't care about it at all So is that clip we say yeah, you don't care about all the sudden you talked about well this The idea of the self-fulfilling prophecy. Yeah, he takes to social media with the idea that fuck the I don't care that you guys don't follow me whatever dude. I don't need any followers

Whatever fuck and then he goes I can't believe none of these people follow me and I went and unfollowed a bunch of them and then he goes, but I don't care. But I don't care. Can I point something out because I was in another episode where he's talking about social media. I didn't play all the clips of this, but he says,

I'm on social media, these are about 20,000 followers, I'm doing all the same shit, I'm there because I'm promoting my show, I gotta get out there and promote, that's the opposite of how to use social media if you're just out there promoting your show He's like I don't follow people who aren't even reacting to the fact that I'm just self-promoting all the time I think that's that's the problem. Yeah, dummy. You're not interacting. You're not engaging. You're not you're just promoting yourself And when you put out 25 podcasts a day you're not, you're just promoting yourself. And when you put out 25 podcasts a day,

that's all you have time for is just to fucking promote yourself. Yeah. There's even, I cut out a bunch of clips of his social media stuff and I left them all on because they're so boring. But for instance, he talks about he does TikTok, which is crazy. Yeah, I, by the way, I went to his TikTok page.

But he says I don't watch anything there. I only put stuff up there. Yeah, right. And it's like, because he's a kind of creator, Kross. I know people that, and everyone knows people that do this on social media. They get a Facebook page,

and they don't read anything else, they don't care, they don't care what you're up to. They're not gonna wish anybody else happy birthday. They're only pushing, they're fucking whatever, they're make-up or they're fucking banned, or they're whatever the fuck it is. And it's like, yeah, dude, and then they they're like I can't believe no one's interacting with me Yeah, cuz you're just you showed up in a party and you just started handing business cards everyone

It didn't you don't care where anyone else is up. I was listening to Jim Florence. He's five guests the other day It's so funny talking about The big thing now is the asshole takes a picture of himself when he's in a hospital bed And as opposed to that face, but yeah to get all the people say oh what happened are you okay he goes go back into your old family albums go to your parents house before I made a camera on their phone yeah find out how many pictures there were of you in a hospital that was not a picture taking fucking time yeah now just do it to forties bits

My brothers my brothers a life in the army in the first week in November all of this friends Change their picture to something in uniform so that they can be properly thanked on veterans day Yeah, and thank you to all the veterans who are all hassles, but the He will go and just call these fucking people out even his special memes that he uses for people that are like better Change my profile picture in uniform so people remember to thank me and it's fucking hilarious because these people get all been out of shape about it God damn it's great. I just want to take a minute to shit on the veterans By the way, gross does this every episode I usually take it out, but this was a particularly good one Mrs. Becrochean Shinnon Veterans Corner. It's someone who can create a jingle for this.

There you go. So now it's time for everybody's favorite game show. No, you're a shamus, Carl. Let's do it. What is shamus's intended audience? What do you think it is? If you had a guest, Gundie Ed, Gundie Ed, you got to pick.

What is his audience? Is it intended audience? Who's he shooting for? Everybody. Number 16. But so far, the audience that I haven't really been even looking for, I haven't specifically had any kind of audience that I was specifically targeting with my content, just content nonetheless. I mean, possibly the ginger's out there, you know, big shout out to all my genders

All the redheads and freckled people out there, you know the the pale skinned folks that that have to stay inside 23 hours a day, otherwise we will disintegrate All right, so you didn't get that one right? I was way off. He's got a dear audience All right, I've actually impressed. Can I just say that I've been marketing now and I talk to marketing professionals all day long every day And I say who's the target audience? You know what they tell me we want to reach everyone and I say wasn't here a shit marketer You know this works at all and I'm sure this asshole wouldn't know But you got to pick an audience. No and try to really reach them and relate to them and he's fucking nailing it. This is podcast for gingers This is why we don't get it. All right the $200 question Carl

Yes or no is making video content easy is it easy? Yeah, number 17. It's it's not as easy as you think But it is also as easy as you think, but it is also as easy as you think. I guess there's not it's not super hard to come up with a quick idea and it's also But also to come up with something that's worth watching. It's difficult. How would you know? I've never said anything worth watching It's but no cousin is atrocious. Yeah, I'm sorry. You didn't get that one right there, but It's we don't cut that as a TROCIOUS Yeah, I'm sorry you didn't get that one right there but

Now it's time. Fuck you. Does sheamus like quality or Quantity I think we've covered this. I've always been a quality over quality type of guy Obviously if I can spend ten dollars and get a garbage bag full of weed, I'm going to do that. Is it awful weed? Yes. Am I still going to smoke it? Yeah. And that explains everything you need to know about Shane.

That explains, he just comes out and admits it. First of all, I want quantity. Second of all, I smoke garbage bags full of Mexican dirt weed in my fucking trailer park. Right next to the crib, by the way, where my infant daughters sleep. A lot of people think the female plants, the ones that get you high, I don't give a shit.

Yeah, I'll fuck that. Whatever. Stam seeds, whatever. Whatever, whatever. Smoke it, count me in. What a fucking idiot. Oh. That is what a dumb person would say if they were joking

Yeah, he wasn't joking. Oh you that's that's his thing. That's his thing He spends quite a bit on that too with how he does so many podcasts and how I don't promote all my podcasts Oh my god, this guy's amazing. I'm so dumb with you. All right, and that concludes our game. No, you're shameless. All right, then I'm gonna take back, I'm gonna take control again, because he did a podcast called the Ginger Snap Podcast. Oh, episode number 30 and he's talking about Disney Plus. Hey, this is the topic of conversation

around every dinner table. Yeah. It's what we'll all be talking about tomorrow on Thanksgiving. And so, Shay missed his God, his Disney Plus subscription. I'm sure he's on the roll Friday, they're spraying the seven box. He's on the seven day free trial.

Or it's a free trial. It's very possible. So, he's out in there, he's very excited. And he explains what movies are like. The movies are on escape. It's a getaway. It's a vacation. It's a recess. It's a way to go somewhere else. It's just like a fucking book, okay? But you get to visually see it instead of create it in your mind, okay? I'm surprised he knew the word book to be out of the room.

When he said that, he was like, okay, I'll go here and point somehow. It's like a book, but you can see the video. You know, it's a picture again. For shavings, that's pretty impressive. I'm not gonna lie. All right, get me one of them for that one. What do you think the last book he read was? I'm gonna guess it's he bitty spider.

Yeah, it had to be hop on pop, right? I mean, he got halfway through a green egg so the half is just like, how many pages is this? I can't follow this. So, fourth wall, be damned. He recognizes that Star Wars, the movies, and the new TV show. Yeah.

I don't know if you knew this, Groge. And I apologize, spoiler alert. Yeah, spoiler alert. So all of these planets they go to, and these spaceships they fly in, not real. What? Yeah, what's it like? Because the movie gives you this feel of an entire world, an entire universe that exists with all these different people and skills and aliens and what not and what have you.

And then you go and you're in the movie and you're you find out oh it's just a set Okay, hold on Let me the movie buff by the way. Yeah, he is the expert. Let me just make sure I'm following what he said So like an actor they get higher and they go to the cost of the show up their first day Yeah, and they walk out and they're like, this is a set. Yeah. That I thought I was going to be in a real spaceship. Yeah. Well, not only that, but the speeders that they get into are on a planet and they're on a device that hovers. And it goes very quickly over the land. Yeah. And Shamist talks about what those are.

But it doesn't know a lot about it. But boy, this is gonna look good on camera. Really gonna look like I'm driving a pod racer or a pod. I don't know. I don't, okay look, I'm not one of these Star Wars nerds that knows everything in the world about Star Wars. I just love the fantasy of it. The characters are great. The storylines are. I just love the fantasy of it.

The characters are great. The storylines are awesome, and I'm totally into it, so let's continue on. Jesus fucking Christ. He gets confused in his own sentence. Yeah, as usual. He's totally lost. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

And his excuse is, well guys, I'm not a Star Wars nerd. I don't know everything about it. Patrick, you don't know anything about anything. Patrick, you don't know anything about anything. Yeah, you don't know anything. You can't dive into any topic, into any detail, or know what the fuck you're talking about. I really love Star Wars, you know, you get into one of those pod race, I don't know anything about Star Wars. I apologize. You even go to talk about characters in this new TV series I was talking about, The Mandalorian.

Yeah. He doesn in other names. He doesn't know what's going on. He's confused about who's doing the voices. I also wanted to say about this blurr, gfella. He, uh, whatever it is. I don't know, it's some sort of a mask or something, but the voice timing is really bad. And so obvious. It's like a Jim Henson or something I don't

know. I miss his technical notes for the special effects team hold on a second I want to point this out this is a brand new series it just came out of the John Favreau has created four Disney plus and it's probably a million dollars an episode I think I think it's 10 million episodes. It's Maenorium and he says I don't know who does the voice. It's probably Jim Henson. Who's that for 20 years 29 year. Okay. I'm not in 1990. You couldn't be farther off from that. And he goes, you know, the guy created this whole thing. John Favreau, you know, the guy from Swingers. Well, yeah, he's the guy from Swingers, but you know they've been directing all the viral movies. You know he's just more than just the guy from Swingers and he goes, yeah, it's probably

Jim had to do it. The boy is like, holy shit. How fucking out of it are you? Oh my god. Lastly, I want to play with him talking about Star Wars. He's always got a hot take. Of course. And he wants to know what's the deal with Stormtroopers?

I've always wondered how Stormtroopers actually keep track of their own outfit. I mean, do they write their name on the inside of their helmet? Inside of their little jackets and other things because they all look the same. And what about those New York Yankees? What do they all call each other before the game? They all look the same.

What a bunch of fucking dorks. Oh, what do you got, man, chicken outfits? Wow. It's guys, it's guys deep. Oh, yeah. That's all I had. Well, hold on, that's all I have. I had this one clip that's just out of nowhere.

And I want to keep it on my board. I think there's a lot of instances where I could use this. I guess what I'm trying to say is... Shhh. What? What? Shhh. Yeah. Fucking shut up, dude. Okay, can I do it as you'd have for it's funny. Shhh. What? What? Shhh. Yeah.

Fucking shut up, dude. Okay, I do it as you'd have for us, buddy. Don't get confused. Stay with me. I'm trying, James, buddy. I'm trying. You gotta get more clips. I got some mislays.

Cringe, if you want it, you ready? Let's do it. Alright, so this is Chi-Poey, the cringe of the week. Yeah, let's do it. Thing, alright. Pringiove the week. Pringiove the week. So, this is cheating because it's a,

this is TV audio, but it is released as an audio podcast. So it fucking counts, God damn it. Perfect. This is Instagram made a change where they're not going to show the number of likes and it's going to make people less depressed somehow. So this is CBS News wrapping up that story and then doing like the little banter at the

end where the with the anchor and it's wild. Number 19. That's because the rollout is going to be slow here in the United States. Nora, seven other countries are using the feature right now. I'm glad Jamie we're still Instagram friends. I always like your posts. Me too. Thank you.

I don't know why I love that so much. I love it. It's like when the waitress is like, enjoy your food. You're like, you too. Oh wait, huh. It's so fucking stupid. Now, that's the national. That's the 630.

That's the fucking top of the news. Those are the professionals. Yeah. And that's why old media is dead. And will forever be dead. And new media is here. There's a reason why they're called talking heads Oh god The only thing they can do is read a teleprompter and it's so great when they get out of script because they freeze

Yeah, and you can hear it when she's like I'm so glad we're Instagram friends and you just hear Me too, like that's not part of this Yeah, are you making me feel another three seconds? Yeah, the station broadcast? I have nothing oh god. This is supposed to be a short show. What else you got? I'm sorry Carl. I came loaded and I know it more ways than one so there's this There's a there's a this this podcast and I want to like it. It's called song versus song There's a YouTube critic. They potnases into what I love his videos. Is this data racist? Not yet. Okay, maybe I should ask him actually I should write a note. How many N words is your dad dropped?

By the way, and I was gonna point this out before I just want to have it known that I am the pioneer I was the first to play a hard R N word on the WATP show the episode 100 no less so I played the Axel Rose singing how he hates. Oh right and Doug I love you and I respect you but you know what I planted that N word flag here at WATC. You know the Doug called me and asked my permission before we played that clip. I'm not joking the day before. That's awesome.

He called me and said is it okay and I'm like is it okay? Dude I'm get a question is that I couldn't even wait when I had that clip of Axel Rose saying that I was I can't fucking wait to fucking play this I fucking hate that shit so much So this shows the song and they picked like two interesting songs that would be interesting to compare They're from the same era or they're from the same like categor or whatever Okay, but the show itself first of all it fucking fucking sucks because they mostly talk about themselves the whole time. Oh, when I was in high school and this song came out and these, I got beat up all the time. It's like the fuck am I listening to? Yeah. Well, you know what? I actually ate dinner at five o'clock when I was, oh, I'm sorry. You were a say, but the other thing they do is they don't play any music instead you get number one. I do hear it, you know. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

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This guy is dead serious. He's not fucking around. But this is the story of the Chipmunks singing Blombie. And it's like a twilight fucking love it every week. So here is bizarre albums playing athlete movie star and sports commentator Terry Bradshaw number 21. By the way, one of the worst people on the planet, Terry Bradshaw. Including his until you album, Bradshaw eventually went on to release four more albums, including a Christmas album in 1996.

Now that don't make you cringe, you got no fucking soldier. That made my Then I could wish he married Chris Now that don't make you cringe you got no fucking soul dude that made my testicles crawl back up into my esophagus That was so cringey. Can I point this out? There's people who listen to our show from I ran Australia Terry Bradshaw was the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 70s when they had the iron curtain defense. These guys were mean Joe Green. These guys were bad ass. They won four Super Bulls Terry Bradshaw football player all American And now that well now that and he's got multiple albums, Carl.

I'll be glad to post some more Terry Bradshaw clips. Tell me that they talk about Eddie Murphy's album on there. I'm sure it's coming. I can't wear it. I'm sure it's coming. Did you know that his girl wants to party all the time? I did hear that, yeah. Good.

All right, I teased this on our last episode. We're gonna tell the story about when we open for the misfits. Crosion, I pointed a bank called the isotopes. Yeah. We were asked by the owner of the montage musical. It's guy Randy, really nice guy. He has the misfits coming to town. He says, the isotopes, would you like to open for the show?

And I believe my reaction was, fuck to the no. Yeah. Our drummer is a huge misfits fan for whatever inexplicably. Yeah, inexplicably because he's a great musician. And yeah, the misfits for me have always been one of those lit mistests. Like there are some things when people are like, oh, I love the misfits. And I'm like, yeah, like that. And that's before I was assaulted by him. That's just that's terrible fucking music. I hate Glendanzig. I never think he's ever done. He's across between Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison and

He can't pull off either one of them. Yeah, he yeah, the whole thing is bad and it sounds bad and the sounds are terrible The song writing sucks. Everything about the misfits and I've been, I can remember times in my life when I spend hours talking about how much I hate the misfits. In a row, hours in a row. Talking about how much I hate the misfits because I was in punk bands and we were listening

to punk rock and I like a lot of punk. I can listen to the descendants and black flag and the misfits are fucking terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here we are opening for the misfits. Oh, yeah, but it wasn't quite the misfits. It wasn't gross. No, it certainly wasn't because that's one of those bands that, you know, they did like,

they had a one line up in 1979 or 1980 or some shit that people are crazy about. And then everybody laughed immediately. And this one guy, the bass player of all fucking people. Jerry Owlin, who wasn't even an original member of the misfits. Yeah, and can't play bass. He becomes, and then the bass player and singer. Correct. And boy, he can't fucking sing even worse than he can't play

the fucking bass. So we opened for the misfits, and they're called the misfits, and all the fans who wear the stupid hot topic shirts and have the patches, they're all there to see the misfits because Jerry only with a guitarist and a random drummer are gonna play misfits on. And they had as many road cases of T-shirts as they did gear. I mean, it was a rolling T-shirt.

They're a merchandise band. It's a rolling t-shirts. Stan, that's not a band. Correct. So quick back, Rhett, our band, the isotopes. We do instrumentals. We do not talk on sage. There's no microphones on stage.

Instead, we have an announcer who communicates what we want to communicate to the audience in between songs. The mysterious isotopes. The mysterious isotopes. I said something out there. No one knows who he is. No one could ever know is ever going to find out. He sounds a lot like Kevin. No, who knows.

But who knows? Who knows who he is. So we get out in there and what we do is we treat every show like a roast. We make fun of the other bands, the venue, whatever's going on in the news. Doesn't matter. We just rip on shit.

We start off this show. Apparently our drummer pointed out to me that Jerry only saying the national anthem before like this really shitty amateur wrestling like a roller derby or something. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, up this show before you put a note. We start off this show by playing Jerry only singing the national anthem. Now remember we're opening four Jerry oldy now in my mind these guys the way the montages set up they have the green room is upstairs and you walk up the stairs and you hang out you don't have to pay attention to the crowd you don't have to listen to the other bands you just so my mind no one's giving know that we're doing this. I was wrong, but this is how we started out the show. And by the way, I'm gonna stop it. At the point, this the funniest point. I don't want

to go through this like a two minute bit, but I'll stop it. At this time, we ask you to please rise and remove your hats and eye makeup for the singing of our national anthem. I'm the wheel. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight.

I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. I'm the twilight. And here comes the part right here. Oh, he changed the key.

He just changed the key everybody. He was not going to hit that doll. That was a Trojus. And if you remember, Crush, we have a flag, this is the Isle of the Flag, and we all just stood there for two minutes straight with our hands over our arms. Just trying not to laugh, like, and trolling, as we played everybody in the room's hero,

butchering the national anthem. To a packed fucking house. To a packed house. It was a great show. And it didn't, it wasn't. All right, so let's get into it. We play a song, we were, we surprised it went over well for this crowd, which I was surprised by.

And we immediately started making fun of Glenn Danzig. And I assumed that Glenn Danzig is fair game. At this point, there's that video of him getting punched out. You know, Glenn Danzig is like this built dude. It was a midget, but he's a built built dude and he thinks he's so tough and there's that viral video yeah where I think it's like a dude in another local band or someone just fucking knocks him out his ass so we're making fun of the fact that Danzig is a chick with jokes like this the isotopes all love vagina so much

so that this Halloween they're all dressing up as Glen Danzig. Am I right people? I don't know. Oh, I just don't know. So you always make a joke funnier by saying, am I right people? Yeah. This is a rule that I've heard. All right, so this was on October 25th, 2011. Yeah.

This was on the show happens. We have Halloween coming up. We're making fun of Glen Danzig. Later on in the show We have another Danzig is a girl joke There was an internet rumor going around that Glenn Danzig would be a tonight show Unfortunately, he got a nasty case of toxic shock syndrome from a bad batch of tampax and won't be able to make it No of tanpex and won't be able to make it. Oh no. Alright, so that's...

Alright, so you're getting the sense of what's going on. We're just making fun of the misfits and Danzig and we don't give a shit. And surprisingly, everyone in the room, you'd think we'd have no sense of humor because these people typically don't. Yeah. We're laughing. They're out of the board. They're not. They're not there totally on board we

get to the point where we introduce our go-go dancers and we had two go-go dancers come to the stage and just so you know we play our own applause just in case nobody wants to applaud for the go-go dancers I want to make sure they feel like they're loved so that's how we do this. Ladies and gentlemen, increasing the number of females at the show to two, it's the isotopes, go-go dances! Give it up for Johnny Talia and Sharon Peters. Huge fans of gutter punk and premature ejaculation. See you all got a shot. And now more oyster tops. Alright so now we're making fun of the audience. Yeah, at this. Alright, if this next one I think is brilliant.

And remember that we're opening for a band that's called The Misfits that doesn't feature Doyle or Glen Danzig. So this was this next one. We were going to learn some misfits songs to play this evening. But then we found out there was already a misfits cover band on the bill. I know.

All right, the thopes. I'm guessing that one was not well received by the guys in the so-called misfits. I guess not. They probably didn't like that. Well, they didn't like that. They certainly didn't like this joke. And this is about the fact that the misfits were in the WWF. They did some pro wrestling stints for a little while.

So we had to take advantage of that. You know the misfits used to wrestle on the WWF? I just wish they would have had a career more like Owen Hard or Chris Benoit. Oh yeah. And no more wasted doops. Oh. Oh. All right. So then this was the the bit that we it came back to us after all this went down.

This is what pissed him off the most. This was the straw that broke the sex back. This sex wasn't about to play. And you're going to find out that when you listen to this, find out who the joke is on. Yeah. Okay. So these are dumb people who don't understand how jokes work.

But listen to the thing that pissed off Jerry only the most. This weekend Jennifer Lopez cried on stage while performing a song about her recent breakup with singer Mark Anthony. And her related story, Miss Fitzbasis Jerry only cried backstage tonight when he realized he was at the montage musical in Rochester, New York, playing with the isotopes. Now, I wanna point out, Crochet and I write out the jokes for this band. I believe that's a crochet.

That is a crochet. Because anytime it points out something in pop music, I know I didn't write it. So who are the jokes out in that? The jokes are on the fact that we're at the montage, we're making fun of the montage. We're in Rochester, we're making fun of that. And you're playing with the ice of Dupts.

So the jokes are on those three entities. Yeah. And the thing that really pissed them off because they told us this afterwards, you said Jerry only was crying. Like what did we do? We did. We'd see the point.

See the way that worked in the joke was, you shouldn't have us shit had opening for you. Yeah. You're Jerry only from the miss Okay, so these fucking these fucking retards and then When we were about to finish the show it was Surprising I didn't think it was gonna go down the way that it did

But we didn't have some foreshadowing we did have this nailed as how this is gonna go down. The isotopes have just one more song. If you want to talk to the matter of the show, they'll be running for their lives. Maybe just hit us up on Twitter. Ha ha ha. No. Boorys of the hopes. So again, I thought they would be upstairs

in the green room hanging out, doing whatever 65 year old punk rockers do. I assume it's putting on Ben Gay, whatever. No, they were standing in the back of the rooms, arms folded, pissed off at us the entire time. It didn't help that their audience enjoyed our jokes. And they were not happening. Before I get into the next part, I just want to play a couple other jokes that are not even related the investments, but I went back and listened to these today. Oh my god, these are kind of funny. Dessert is always delicious, but still my all-time favorite course is intercourse.

Oh no. That's such a stupid joke. Oh right. This next one though, I love because I made this rule. We have to make fun of Katy Perry at every show. Today is the birthday of singer Katy Perry judging by the lyrics to her songs we'd like to wish Katy a happy eighth birthday. And now that's a great show. Alright so we get down the show we load our shit off the stage and what do we know?

This guy Eric Chupacabra, Ark is trying to confront all of us one time. Like that drummer from the missments. And he found me first and he found crows first. So we load our shit off the stage quick because we're nice people or polite. We know there's other bands. We got to off the stage. We have it all loaded to the side off the stage quick because we're nice people or polite. We know there's other bands. We got shit off the stage We have it all loaded to the side of the stage. Groza goes outside to probably smoke a cigarette. Yeah, I was going I was I'm smoking a butt real quick. Yeah

And yeah, this fucking Dude, he was like he was way shorter than me. Yeah, but real bill, you know, yeah, he was as tall as he was wide Yeah, and I didn't know I did not know he was as tall as he was wide. He really did. And I didn't know, I did not know he was in the banner. And like, that's right up in my face. And he's like, hey man, I really enjoy the music. And I'm like, oh, hey cool, thanks man. I put my hand out to shake his hand. He was like, what I didn't like was the jokes.

Yeah. And I'm like, oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. I mean, we try to have some fun. We pick on the montage, we pick on the montage, We kind of whatever. Well, you know, I didn't like it and and I don't know exactly what he was saying to me because it was I was like I knew things were going bad. I'm looking left and right. There's like a couple people up back smoking and so I Flick the cigarette and then like one move turned and like try to get back into the door I'm a couple feet from the door and And bam, I never saw it coming. Yeah, never saw it coming. Got me right in the corner, like right on the temple right above my glass as arm wise.

And I just saw fucking stars. Yeah, stars. And I just, I, I crouched. I went like down. I was still on my feet, but, but crouched. And I got kicked in the fucking face a couple times. And then all of a sudden this dude pulled off, I like stumbled inside, I'm still seeing like stars and shit. And I made it into the bathroom to fucking put my face back together. You know what I mean? Your lip was bleeding. Oh, I was on the lower fucking place. And then yeah, I stumbled out and I saw that there

was a bunch of commotion going on in the room. So I don't know who broke up the fight with you, but obviously not someone who was concerned about the rest of our safety. Yeah, oh shit. He then goes to try to beat up our keyboard player who's running to his car. Yeah. Willie gets away. Willie be hard again. And then he goes and talks to our drummer. And again, with the compliments. Well, you're a really good drummer. He's like, yeah, thanks, man. None of us know this guy's a bit pissed. Yes, he's not a recognizable figure. And he goes, I didn't like the jokes.

And of course our drummer is just like, well, I don't have anything to do with that. You know, he probably fucking points his figure my way. He's like, this fucking guy right down the jokes. So the guy walks over to me, and he says, he didn't like the jokes. And at that point, I'm getting compliments couple months from everybody getting off the stage. I was like, holy shit, great show.

That we had a fucking circle bosh pit there, a show that was so fun. And people were like, oh, I love the jokes, people were all laughing. And this guy comes to me and he's like, hey, I didn't like your jokes. I'm like, okay, you know, this one is like, oh, what I ever do.

Yeah. You know, obviously the crowd is spoken kind of thing. And as soon as I reacted in a way that wasn't like, oh my gosh, I can't believe we just have to do a fend you. Same thing, just, ah, I don't know where, and I'm wearing my nerd glasses, we dresses and nerds. I go down straight to the, I go straight back, backwards.

My glasses flung, no exaggeration, 20 feet. I didn't know where they went to. Thank God we had some friends there grabbed them pulled him back and I was stunned by it. I had no idea that that was going to go down. Yeah, so then we load our shit out We're talking to Randy the owner of the place and He's going guys. I am so sorry. I can't believe this happened. We're going, yeah, what the fuck man? This is crazy. Don't you have bouncers? Who's fucking managing this place? And he goes, I know, I know, I know

But you guys gotta go The mission is to watch you fucking out of here. I was like, wait, wait a second. They assaulted us Yeah, and we have to go yeah, meanwhile, well, I don't want to watch the fucking business I'm going to bed for our drummer, but I'm like, yeah, that's fine. The fuck out of here. So we all leave. We have a buddy who's in another band. Prett is in the same building as a hero.

I would call him a hero. Nothing sure to be here. An American hero. He watched the whole thing go down, and he's a big misfits fan. He's in a punk band, and he does not like what he sees and decides to take the law into his own hands. Goes out and slashes the tires, all of the tires of their tour bus.

And the misfits were stuck in Rochester all night. Fucking stuck at the montage, Interot, just a run across from the hotel catalog. The worst place to be an Rochester in October, late October, a terrible place to be. And it's just, it was an amazing thing that happened because I've always hated the misfits. We got to play with them,

it turned out to be a great show. Like, oh, this is awesome. And then, of course, it was the biggest debacle ever. So, of course, but they sure as fuck weren't gonna touch us from the stage. They weren't. There's just no fucking way, man. I mean, you know, I'm not one to blow smoke up my own ass.

It's not the g-wire. But I am. We fucking tore that place apart, you know? And we got the audio to prove it, man. In that case, we fucking ruled it. Oh yeah, we do that whole show recording, that's right. And I guarantee those fuckers didn't, man. I know what the mists would sound like. Am I any fucking...

Why I heard from people that it wasn't great? Yeah, yeah. Very old-wingy was singing, so I don't know how good it is. I mean, it's a rolling t-shirt factory. It's not. The music isn't a big concern of it. You can walk into a hot topic and be more entertained than being in a misfit show. That's my second hot topic show. So, final thing that happened the next morning and this is how people like me react to a situation like that. I photo shop a picture of

Chewbacabra the drummer from the misfits sucking a giant dick and I uploaded to our Facebook page in 2011 Facebook was all the rage yeah, I upload this picture of this guy sucking a mean dick It was it was a rather sizable penis. It was a huge dick and he's just Suck it away at it, and I upload this to our Facebook page and I feel like, all right, I was right with the world because that's the revenge you want to get. It was taken down from Facebook because a complaint was made, which means he saw it and complained to Facebook. So there's tires were slashed and he sucked a dick. We win. Yeah. That's the

moral of the story, right? No. I mean, he was in that band for like eight months or something. I don't think it was even a thing and they're there's certainly not a going concern, you know what I'm in. So nobody fucking gives a shit about that band. No. And the ones that do they it's the t-shirt. You don't even mean they want the fucking t-shirt. What can I tell you? Do I tell you what the most famous thing about the misfits is that Metallica covered one of their songs? Yeah. That's how shitty they are. You guys have ever heard of the misfits? Oh yeah, Metallica does their song. Yeah. On the album where they do all those three-quart songs and all the sock. Yeah. All right, what have we done? We've

done it all. I think it's this type of room where it's favorite part of the show. The T-Jex Weeks. The T-Jex Weeks. The T-Jex Weeks. The T-Jex Weeks. The T-Jex Weeks. The T-Jex Weeks. The T-Jex Weeks. That's it. This is the part of the show.

We play a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. I'm happy to say we're in the new year. We got crows joining us next week. And here's a clip of the show that we will be reviewing. Hey everybody, I'm Meredith Salinger, and I'm sitting here with the adorable and talented Pat and I was about to say hi.

Hi, I'm not the guest on the show. You're, shh. Listen, I'm, what? I know you're not the guest. You're just introducing like I'm guessing on my own show. Well, it's a little bit just because you were like, let's, we can record a podcast, you know, anytime we feel like it because we are recording from home currently.

Yes. So you said, let's record a podcast now and meet me, meet me in the room at 2.30 and we'll chat and I, and here I am. There we go. And I sat down and I said, I started talking to you and then I was like, actually, roll it. I'm like, I think I have a lot of things to talk about with you.

And you're like, that's why we're here. We're here because you're supposed to. You shouldn't show up and be excited that you suddenly have things to talk about for the show where we talk about things. That shouldn't be a big revelation for you. That wasn't the revelation. The revelation was I forgot we were doing a podcast. I thought I was just coming in here to show my shoe.

What you got my... Oh, righty then. Did you get my text with Meredith Sallinger and Pat Nosswell? This was a suggestion from Kroge many months ago. He brought this up and I probably should have jumped out at that, but it wasn't until I heard these two with Doug Benson that I said, what the fuck is going on with these assholes? And again, I didn't have a opinion on Meredith and now I can't stand her. So that should be a lot of fun. Check that out next week's Who Are These Podcasts.

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