Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep293 - Did You Get My Text?

Episode Date: January 9, 2022

What could be better than a Hollywood wife and husband hosted podcast about nothing? Everything. Literally everything. Patton Oswalt should be embarrassed by this just in case he's not. His wife hasn't been interesting since 1989 and even then it wasn't about what was on her mind. Cros joins us as we dissect Meredith Salenger's boring stories, Corey Feldman's math skills, Stuttering John's cure for Covid, Patty Brokenskull's Dr. Pepper review, and Opie's empathy.  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm excited about it as well. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called, Did You Get My Text? We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted, Did You Get My Text? We have both listened separately, we have not discussed it, we each other beforehand, let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Meredith Salinger and her husband, Patten Oswald. And what is the point of this show,

Croge, please explain. Can I just say for the record, uh, uh, uh, yeah, I mean, if you don't mind hitting my number one off the bat, here's like their oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is too cute by half and all the music has laughter in it. It took me so the second, listen, and figured out, but I'm like, they put in laughing in the music.

Yeah, there's a jingle for that last segment, did you get our pets? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's giggles in the production of it. Yeah, now I play an event that plays a pause between tracks and that's cool, but. Playing laughter in your own show, and then I'm sorry to do this to you But my number two is like the the introduction to the episode that I listened to which is just like sums up all thing

Boy the day we are recording this on Labor Day of 2021 and people are coming over in an hour We need to do a very fast podcast Am I just not doing it up? Yeah, like I crazy? We'll just not do one of those. Yeah, like, I think about WETP, I actually look forward to it. I put a work into it and come over. Like, these guys are like, oh, fuck, there's like people coming over and I still got a clean toilet out. Can we just bang this out real fucking quick and then get on with the day?

Like, and is this like a big part of their income? Because one of the things that I picked up on was it was like a radio show. The first 18 minutes, included about nine minutes of what I'll call content. Although I'm not sure contents the right word. It was almost all commercials. There's commercials at the beginning, and then there's multiple commercial breaks

throughout the show. So it almost seems like they have to bang these out because they're obligated, and maybe that's what's paying the mortgage or something. I think Pat is still a pretty successful comedian, right? They move a lot of product. They sure do. All right, so this is the very start of the show

for the episode that I listen to. Hi everyone, welcome to another episode of Did You Get My Text. I'm Pat and I'll walk. I'm Meredith Salinger. Oh, we have so much to tell you. We really do I have a story that embarrassed me highly really you want to start with that one or can I start with mine? I hate when you say do you want to start or do I want to start? Well, then start then

Well, now I don't want to start go ahead. Well, you guys are we fighting already? It's everything you would hope a married couple wouldn't do on a show and it weren't off the bat This was the most recent episode it sounds like shit. Yeah, there are two executive producers who help put this out I don't understand how that's possible. It's shocking purchase a microphone Yeah, I actually picked up on that there's like these are two people who don't Like each other very much like they come off as people have been married a long time and are not as happy as they need us to believe they are from their shiny podcast control and the great photo on the cover of the show and everything.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I picked up on that too. Let's get into my least favorite thing that people do. Not just in podcasting, but in general, is explain to you a text conversation they had with a group of people, explaining even the emojis that were used, and the reason why I hate this

is because you're not that interesting. Yeah, you're really, you're not. This is a text exchange. Okay, go ahead. And I wrote, oh, perhaps I will come as well and sit in the audience with you guys and watch your faces as he makes fun of me, ha ha. And then you wrote, you are barred from the venue Meredith.

And then I wrote, dude. And then I gave you like an FU emoji. Yeah. And then the girl of the other couple was like, ha ha ha. And I was like, ha ha ha. Holy shit. All right, you know, I've been in these toxic

gothers agents with friends and family. I didn't want to be in them. What a little here about somebody else's. It's worse than here about someone's dream. Like, did you have a dream last time you could explain instead of this fucking conversation? And I know you probably want to pick up the ball and run with the crows, but I have yet another clip.

Awesome. They continue on with this text exchange where these two and another couple who are planning on going to see Pat and Duke comedy continue to have this exchange. And then you wrote, see any emojis in my text question mark. And then I gave you like a mad face bit moji. And then you wrote, oh my god, that's the new do I stutter?

Meaning C&E emojis in my text, did I stutter? That's funny. And then I wrote, I'm waiting for her name was Claudia. I said, I'm waiting for Claudia to post her emoji now, which was like, oh dear, they're fighting kind of a thing. And then I wrote, I'm waiting for her name was Claudia. I said, I'm waiting for Claudia to post her emoji now, which was like, oh dear, they're fighting kind of a thing. And then I wrote, patent, you're scaring them and you're embarrassing me and Claudia's like, I'm loving this.

And then you wrote, quote, insulting them and embarrassing me, which is from Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford says that to, Kate Katzha. And says, you're insulting them and you're embarrassing me, which is funny because you like that. And then you wrote, all right, my plan's taking off. I'll get back on the thread later. And I wrote, bye bye, safe flight and F you. And then Claudia wrote safe travels. And I wrote, love, yeah, mean it, but I

didn't really because now I was mad. One thing I did pick up on when I was clipping this, I just realized now, is the other husband never gets involved in this exchange. He wants nothing to do with this. And I think the reason why Pat and his soul involved in it is that Pat is whipped by this woman. I think he's out of his league,

and for whatever reason, because this is a guy who should be the host of the show being told to shut up. Hang on, so you think the check... Wait, just be quiet. God. So then... A little SOD so we can... Can't possibly monetize this episode on YouTube.

Just got enough fit there to make sure there's a copyright strike. I got to be. So yeah, Patton comes off as a dork on this show. I don't want to be part of his relationship with his wife. It's embarrassing. And I don't know why he does this show. Yeah, the whole it's embarrassing. And I didn't know why he does this show. Yeah, the whole thing's embarrassing. Like, if you don't mind hitting my number 11,

this was literally the one time in the 50-something minute episode I listened to where they tried to be funny about something. I hadn't sat down and along. I used to be so crafty. I had like a little business when I was in my 20s, just for fun, called upcy daysies, and I used to make these little silk flowers with little rhinestones in them

and little velcro and you could just stick, it was very cute. She was the inspiration for the Beastie Boy song, she's crafty by the way, if you listen to the lyrics. Yeah, so anyway, that's fact. In my world, she's number one with a handful of glitter and a hot glue gun. I think that's one of the lines, yeah. And then she's number one with a handful of glare and a hot glue gun. I think that's one of the lines Yeah, and then she's crafted There's a lot of crafty anyway, I'm sick of their shit

These motherfuckers Do you think murder to even got that joke? It didn't seem to she seemed to think that that saw it was about someone who likes arts and crafts I don't even want to think about it. Okay, sorry I was about somebody who likes arts and crafts. I don't even want to think about it. I'm sorry, Cycrosh. You made your point with Alex Jones. I shouldn't have asked any further details on that. That's my apologies on it.

Let's talk about what these two do for fun. Yeah. Because, I don't know, from what I can tell, it seems like they're really boring people, but maybe not. So, Patent has an 11 year old daughter who plays on a basketball team. And as you guys know, I'm a big sports fan. Yeah.

And when tween girls are playing basketball, I'm all-ed. I was so wired by this game. It was genuinely amazing. These two girls teams going at each other. These are 12 year olds. 12 year olds, but kind of aggressive. 11, 10, 11 and 12 year olds. Like real cage or energy like.

What a story, Mark. He's legitimately talking about how amazing this basketball game was. They talk about it for a while. And I can tell you this game sucked when they tell me what the final score was. They got like wait it was like 97 to 3. It was like did not get into double digits. I think the only got nine. Yeah, but what did we get like 20 or 30? Yes. And the score was 20 to nine a basketball game. Wow. One of the teams scored single

digit points in a basketball team. And pens like this was a really good game. I was riveted by this game. Pen, that sucks. If you shouldn't talk about it on a podcast. Yeah. It's nice that you support your daughter. I have no problem with that. Just don't repeat it to your friends or podcasts listeners.

That's all I ask. Is it too much? Mm. They both have a way with a story. So I got a pair of clips for you, right? This was so weird. They both tell the same story, okay? So number nine is Meredith's version of the story.

We were watching a movie the other day and there was someone in the background as an extra and it was Morgan Freeman. Okay, cool, cool, yeah. Because normally he wouldn't be an extra. Number ten is Pat and Oswald's version of the exact same story We were watching a man called Adam directed by Leo Penn Michael chris and Sean's father and it was a straight-up drama with Sammy Davis Jr. as a very troubled jazz trumpeter and a young

gorgeous Sicily Tyson and yeah and the and the the background people in it if there's a party scene and a young, gorgeous Sicily Tyson, and the background people in it. There's a party scene. There's a party scene where Mel Tormay is singing. Ozzy Davis is at the party, Sicily's there. And in the background, no dialogue

just talking up to women is a very young. Very handsome at all. Do we face Morgan Freeman? God, he's handsome. Yeah, he's eating snacks and enjoying himself. He's just an extra. He's an extra. It's like a toddler telling us.

I didn't think he was gonna get there. I thought he was gonna forget why he was talking about it. And then this happened, and then the red ninja was there, and then he fought this guy, and then his brother was there, and then, and then, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, oh my God, her story was way better.

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My friend Tricia Lee Fisher is the daughter of Connie Stevens and Eddie Fisher. Two huge stars back in the 50s. She's a little sex kitten, diva actor singer and he's the crooner of all time. Right. She grew up in Vegas watching her. Basically, there's a photo of her mom and dad sitting on crooner of all time. Right. She grew up in Vegas watching her, basically,

there's a photo of her mom and dad sitting on the median of a street and the flamingos on one side with her dad playing and the other famous hotel has her mom playing. She grew up with Sam and David. It was junior and all of the women made it. Wow. And so she's an amazing singer. And her husband too, her husband by my side,

is an actor. For those of you who like to, if you ever saw Johnny, he plays the young Michael Keaton. He plays the young Michael Keaton. And that's really, anyway. So the two of them are hilarious. I'm about to know what they're gonna say. Now we're one minute into her saying,

you have to check out my friend's Instagram. She's not even close. Right. It's another minute and a half before she even gets there. But I've spared you that. Oh, thank you. So the celebrity talk was interesting in this because I didn't expect Patton Oswald.

A guy I've known about for decades. Yeah. And used to think was like an edgy old comic. For real, yeah. And he's in on this like celebrity gossip show for some reason. And in front of us is Dwayne Wade. Do you know who that is? He is a tall, handsome, very famous basketball player.

Okay. He's married to Gabrielle Union. They're the cutest couple. Oh! They were on the dance floor just being all hot and sexy. And... Gabrielle is ridiculously gorgeous. The two of them are specimens of beauty.

It's redonculus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the f***ing head no idea who Duane Wade was. The only guy he should know from this story was like, oh, get real union. Oh, yes, okay. And then she's talking about this party she want to do without him. And all the people who are there, and of course,

she's keyed in on this really hot black guy used to play basketball. And then you learn that it sounds like maybe Patent is a cock. Now, let me just preface this by saying, in my life, I've had people be like, Shaq for instance, when I met Shaq and I were friends for a long time, when I first met him, he's like, I know you, because he knew a movie I did.

He's like, I know you, and then we became really good friends. Yeah, you guys wanna translate that one? I know what that means. And then Yadi, Yadi, Yala, we're having coffee the next morning. Yeah, you guys want to translate that one? I know what that means and then yada yada yada I wouldn't have a coffee the next morning and then I went panting out of the closet so we could clean up God That was my show and my wife was on it and she was telling stories that but you never tell that story You know you're talking about sick or all my friends or my podcast.

It's wrong with you. All right, what else you pick up about here, Chris? Okay, the one I listened to, this is just a little piece, but the last like 10 minutes is Meredith telling stories. My number 14, and this is like just kind of the basis of the story. So she gave me the thing to sign,

and there's a little area to leave a tip, and they give you like 15%, 20%, 22%, that kind of a thing. I, my glasses, the whole thing, it's hard for me to see, and I did see the 22%, but when I wanted to do the math, I don't know what came over me, but I thought I should make this even. So I think I did like 10 cents less than the 22% tip thing. Not that it's a big deal because that's still a nice tip, but it's still a nice tip.

It's 22% is a nice tip, it's just a touch under. And then I handed the thing back to the lady. I was like, thank you so much. That was so nice of you. And then she said, hey, I just wanna tell you, I love your podcast. I'm not even gonna ask eight minutes or farther that I leave a big enough tip, but I should could have left a better tip.

And then she said, I like the podcast, I don't like Phil guilty, and then Pat just sighing throughout the whole time. Yeah, that's very telling me. He's trying to let her know, like this is a boring story. Oh my God. And I just wanna point something out because Meredith has been a celebrity

her entire life, she doesn't understand how this works. People in the service business are not calculating the percentage tip they gave you, they know that there's between 10 cents. They know the 10 cents is nothing. Yeah. So they're not sitting there and going, this bitch didn't give me 22%.

It's just like, why does that to be even? Who is the difference? But 10 cents who cares? Whatever. Either way. Whatever. Yeah. Who fucking cares?

It's a shit. All right, So let's talk about the one time I did agree with Meredith. Okay, let's stop fighting. I want to talk about something. Hang on. Yeah, let's stop fighting because I might lose this argument. I'm not going to lose the argument. I just think people are going to be annoyed with us fighting. Okay. Check out the big brain. Oh, Brad. A small and mother-fucker. That's right. Yes. It, it's extremely annoying to be honest with you. Alright, so let's get to the final segment of the show. Melcro is your friend. It is my friend.

Now it's time for Did You Get Our Picks. Tell you what we like, what we really, really like. Tell me what you like, what you really, really like. Alright, my picks. The giggling thing, like we were talking about earlier. Yeah, it's to let you know, oh, this is gonna be fun, guys. This is gonna be a fun segment that we're doing right now. And, as you know, my favorite thing about podcasts,

let me tell you what I watched on TV this week. Exactly. This is some basic bitch talk right here from my friend Patton. Oh, for real. I hate this. I hate this. I hate how, how when a show is good and then it ends. And then you're like, come on. I need like 50 more episodes.

Because like, there's a show called The Great, which just needs more episodes. And there's succession, which I could watch till the end of time. Like, give me a thousand episodes of succession. Well, the most egregious offender in that category to me is Phoebe Waller, Phoebe Waller Bridge and Fleabag. In Fleabag. Two seasons, six episodes each season,

fuck off. What kind of heroin dealer bullshit is that, where you hook us that hard, and then it's gone, and it's never coming back. That's all you get. That's exactly what it is, heroin dealer. But it's not- Your husband just said that. I couldn't be more bored with people telling you how great the TV shows they like are.

Yep. And you know what the worst part is, Crouch? They're not going to make more of them. Oh my god. I them. Oh my god. I know. Oh my god. Can you believe it? Can you believe it?

Holy fucking shit. I can't believe the Flintstones were out there when it did. It really is. I've got a cliff head. Yeah. Unbelievable. Um, can I throw? Since you've heard so fucking boring.

Yeah. Why is this a show? There's one I listened to like the main segment up front is Pat Nozzel was watching some 70s TV show and he wants to like play a medley game of like talk about music. And you know, I love when people talk about music. So number four, he tries to like set up this game

but he gets completely derailed. They segue into one of the first songs share ever saying on the Ronets Do Run Run. Which again, totally embarrassing for him to have to sing and PS when I was eight years old, I had a Sean Cassidy birthday party. Go on, honey. There you go. That was a year.

I know you're going to ask what's a Sean Cassidy birthday party? Well, it was a Sean Cassidy. Yeah, hang on. Wait a minute. Why don't you please? Well, I'm so into this. No, no, keep telling that. Move back to the Sean Cassidy party.

I'm just saying I was obsessed with him and I had a into this. No, no, keep telling that. Move back to the show and cast the title one. I just saying I was obsessed with him and I had a birthday party. Okay. Okay. So then they go into, to do run run. Okay. So he's got a thing he's trying to set up that will kill 20 minutes of his God for sake and show.

And he's trying to get to a flow rhythm. He's playing this. Can't even get out the first sentence. And you can hear him like exhaling. And then he's like, okay, honey. And he tries to talk. And then she has to interrupt him again and be like, I know you want to ask me about that. And then she interrupts him again to be like, keep telling that story.

Keep telling that story. Okay, okay. All right, great. But then they finally set up the fucking game. But so what would be like the ultimate cheesy seven, like I'm trying to, what would be the weirdest grouping of songs where it's the hardest gear shift from each one? So you start off, let's say you're starting off

with Cher doing, let's say it's, okay, Cher and David Bowie, they're doing, I got you, babe. Okay. So then they go from, I got you, babe to what? What would be the, oh my God, how did they go from that? They go from, I got you, babe toppelin's baby, I gotta leave you. So that's the first transition. And then now they're doing babe, I'm gonna leave you and it's this big, bluesy thing and

they have to go into what? What is this? They have to go. Baby, come back. Baby or. Any kind of food. Good see. There was something.

Oh, this is not a good game. I know, this is going on forever I know I know well executed. I know but what's the son that doesn't sound like this song a bunch of them I don't know I can decide it's not the side that does not like that side and there's no point to any of this or whatever Would that be a weird medley? Yeah, sure guys. I guess that would so so then we heard You know Meredith throws in her two cents but Incorrect Meredith you fucked up. So hang on so they've gone But but I want jarring transitions. That's not I'm just saying from from let like to go from young Americans to

Song sung blue that is a jarring transition. Yeah, so I'm saying they're doing I got you babe to go from young Americans to Song-Song-Blue. That is a jarring transition. So I'm saying they're doing, I got you, babe. Then they go into babe, I gotta leave you. And then they go into, um. You light up my life. Yeah, although those are both slow, kinda. No, it went from fast.

You went, go on. I love that. Just a long pause, go on. And then Meredith, I don't think this game is for you. I don't think you're picking up what he's trying to put down here. And then she continues to argue her case. Bayback I'd leave you is a big, bluesy, dreamy song. So I know what Bayback I'd leave you is.

Yeah, but what I'm saying is that I'm saying the word you and I'm taking it to a cheesy thing with you light up my life, which is Led Zeppelin to that. Right. I was thinking more of a harsh tempo transition, but yeah, like, like, like going from you light up my life to then CW McCalls Convoy, like if they had to come from that, Convoy, from you light up my life to Convoy. God that song. Look at, they're both wrong.

All right. Can I just say that nobody's right. It's not a big deal. Just say Iron Man and move on. Who the fuck under the age of 50 has ever even heard the song Convoy? I mean, for real, dude, that's not one that's held up over time. And then here's how they wrap up the bit. And then you got to do Convoy and then you have to go into, um, hang on.

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And then Inspector Gadget shows up. No! Not that, Crows. That's not, though. That's not what we're talking about. That's cool, dude. That's totally weird. Inspector Gadget, Fraggle Rock, pretty much the same show. Yeah, what the fuck it's gonna be jarring not cool dude I'm gonna hazard a guess that it sucks to play any game with Meredith. Oh Either of them all that was so fucking pointless Good god. All right, so this is Meredith telling a very compelling story about her love for the game backgammon Oh is Meredith telling a very compelling story about her love for the game backgammon.

Oh, well, should we take a break or no, I don't want to take a break because there's one more thing I want to talk about. Go ahead. Does it, does it tie into the food thing? It ties into gifts. Okay. Because you know that I'm obsessed with backgammon and I want to play all the time. Oh, yeah. And I have to like force Alice to play with me. And did I tell you that did we already talk about the fact that I played with this little girl the other day who's like six and She's like a shark. I think I talked about it and the last time I sat down and taught her the rules and she took it immediately that being said I have Many cool back em and boards a bunch like one one in every room Right so I can trick someone into playing with it

Back so I can trick someone into playing with me. It's more rather bad. I'm gonna play back and play. Come on, just one game. Way, way, way. So I have this board and it's so great looking. It's light blue and dark blue and it has this rambling, flooring conversation. Checkers. You're boring everybody. Except it had yellow checkers.

And I don't like that color combo. Everyone pretend I have to be boring. So I was just like curious. So I looked online and you can buy colored checkers. What boring, everyone. And I bought pink pearl. And the board looks so much better now. And now I want to play on that board because I didn't want to play on it before.

Because I didn't like the yellow and blue combo. This is boring. The whole thing. She's literally explaining the color combinations. I'm Batgabbin. That's unreal. And this is one of the first things out of the gate. She's like, hold on a second.

I gotta tell you this story. This is unreal. You won't believe what I found online. Different colors of checkers for Batgabin. Well, please, let's get that in before we get to our commercial breaks. And then if you're wondering, who listens to the show? A lot of times you can tell a lot about an audience from the advertisers. Because the advertiser wants to reach that audience.

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Ha ha ha. Well, good news. These clothes kind of look like they're nice, but they are. Yeah. OK, side me up for that. Meredith also, and this is also right from the very beginning of the show, I have no idea what word she's looking for, neither does Pat, and maybe one of you guys can help. Why do you have to be that person?

You're like, you're so, what's that word with the people who go to Coachella, and they're just so dressed up and like need to be that person? You know what the hat and the braids and the leather and the feathers. What? It's just so, the word is not pretentious. I'm not looking for that. The word is like, like, oh God, we're so cool and artsy. Like, I think it's pretentious. That's, that's so dumb.

Well, what is she talking about? You know, those people go to music festivals and they dress nice, they wear their hair a certain way, but they also put a hat on. Crows, you know what I'm talking about. What's the word for that specific thing? Can I do a reverse look up in the websters? Yeah.

Yeah. I like the hat with the feather. That's key to the description. Called it macaroni. Yeah. All right. I have another thing from one of these ad reads and they do a blue chew spot. And this tells me a little something about these two's love life.

I'm guessing it's not all that spontaneous. You can take them anytime, Dairnites. You can plan ahead. Please plan ahead or be ready whenever the opportunity arises. Please plan ahead. Hey honey, what's everybody want to do it today? Because I'm just I'm going through my calendar. I just need to be able to like put that in and figure that out. Can I pencil you in for six o'clock? Are you free from six to six o'one? Oh, wait, I got a blue chew, make a six o' two. Oh boy.

All right. And then of course, she has to make Pat and feel bad about his penis size, because that's what married couples like to do And so I bought those things on the internet This is embarrassing, but boys you've got your little thing there that you can just whip it out and go to the bathroom You've got your teensy tiny little thing there. No, you see, I got a big piece. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's the most annoying, and I hadn't listened to this show.

I just heard them on Doug Benson's show, and I'm gonna call, if there is this annoying on their show, this is gonna suck. And lo and behold, it's worse than I thought it was going to be. Yeah. Married couples do not podcast together. Please, never do that. What you should do is podcast a belt together person and act like you're talking behind their back.

Oh yeah, that's what Adam Crowley is to do with his wife. He made a career on it. Makes a lot of sense. All right, so, and let me tell you what this bitch did last night. I didn't. She never listened to the show, it's fine. And did I tell you about the buffing compound? Yes, we heard about.

Now, I thought this was interesting. I mean, maybe it's because I follow standup comedy, so I know a thing or two about standups and standup comedy. Well, it turns out Meredith didn't realize that when Patton goes on tour, he does the same act every night. When we first got married, I was all excited to watch your shows because you

know, we just met. It was new. It was novelty. It was new. I was like, is he funny? New toy out of the box. So I'd go, but I realized after watching you the third time, it was the exact same, you know, you do, you do the same set. It took her three times to figure that out. Yeah. The third dash is going. I know the punchline to this Why is that did I write this joke? Oh, that's right. He said the other two times. I saw it too holy shit Meredith That's kind of how that works. Okay What else you have on here, Kroge? You know, I only got one more number 16 What else you have on here, Kroge? You know, I only got one more.

Okay. Number 16. Anyone who's a white supremacist is just got such low self-esteem. They're just the most miserable people. Does she know a lot of stuff? How does she know that? Carl's the happiest guy you know.

Yeah. Self-esteem is not my problem. Yeah. Wait a second, are you applying? Are you trying to apply, sir? I love that at the end of this episode, so they're doing the picks, and she brought nothing to the table,

Patent's got two things, and then she tried to figure out they're still doing the show or not. Do you have another pick or no? No, those are my two picks this week. Well, then that was a great episode. That was really great. Oh, no, it wasn't.

If you didn't know when it was going to end, shades of opi there, that was really great. I don't think that's true at all. All right, that's that, I have some more clips on here, but it's not even worth it. It's more the same.

Yeah, my problem with the show was, it was so boring, but not even boring enough to be mockable in most parts. You know what I mean? It was just such milk toast and they were like quibbling, but not quite arguing. And it was so not fun to listen to, but I found it also tough to clip and kind of make fun of.

You know what I mean? Well, they're unlikable people. Yeah, it really was. There's people you don't want to hang out with. No, it was totally obnoxious. All right, speaking of people you don't want to hang out with, I happen to stumble across this show on YouTube called Insufferable Bastards.

I had never heard of these guys, but they were talking about a lot of the things that I like to talk about, like, Stuttering John's green screen and stuff like that. So I just happened to be watching and then lo and behold, this started talking about us. I don't know where.

And I was like, so this is back from, I think August or July of this of last year. And we can stop it anytime. It's like a three minute on clip. But I just wanted to point this out. And I guess there's that podcast. Who were these podcasts, which is aligned with the Anthony Kumir world. They are always going to start. They is John suing one of those guys now. Another one. I guess I don't really lost suit. He lost his lawsuit just serious.

I know he's threatened. I don't really. I mean, my thing is, I'll listen to stuff. I mean, all right, I do not listen to Stuttering John's politic stuff. No. Yeah, because I just, you know, I go elsewhere. There's a lot of political bodies. I don't like you about to say I will listen to Stuttering John show.

So keep that in mind. He was like, you know what? Stuttering John's got a good job. You know, let's talk about it. It's a pretty good show. Yes, out there. I don't know why he's doing that. Once in a while, but that's like his whole thing now.

But that, what are these podcasts? Or just, it's just a radio show. You know what I mean? At least Stuttering John, he's not prepared. His green screen falls down. You know, it's just a radio show. You know what I mean? At least Stuttering John, he's not prepared. His green screen falls down. You know, there's no script. I kind of like that in a podcast.

I guess it's what our crappy podcast is. I mean, like, Stuttering John's got a show that's better than mine because we sound too professional. Yeah. It's not gonna get you a lot of listeners, but, I mean, who are these podcasts? They're like, it's like, you know, old school

sticky, formatted radio. Like they even sound like they have a radio voice, and I'm just kind of like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is the first time I've been accused of having a radio voice. Unless they heard, I don't know, we've had some radio people on the show.

Oh, yeah, Larry. Yeah, Larry. Sure, Larry, and of course, Eric Zane has a very good radio announcer voice, but unless they're talking about that, I listen to these shows when I add to that. There is nothing radio sounding about the voices on here. I don't know. And they all spent years in radio, but I think so. I think they're all I've spent minutes in radio stations. All I guys that know, I mean, maybe not in maybe not on air, but it sounds like they know what they're doing. Right. Yeah. Sounds great. It's technically great. And it's perfectly and it's very professional

production. But yeah, everyone's sick of that. Everyone's sick of high quality production. What is he talking about? What do you mean? Everyone's sick of high quality production. What is he talking about? What do you mean? This guy's like those new Marvel movies. Jesus Christ. Too well, Prenu. You know, they were going after Tiger Belly a little bit.

You know, I was like, he's trying to like these guys. See Tiger Belly is my new jam, man. I can't. That and bad friends I watch almost at least twice a week. Bobby Kelly is a funny dude. Bobby Kelly is a funny dude. Bobby Kelly is a funny dude. You term a Bobby Lee first off you moron. And secondly, Bobby Lee is not a funny dude. Like, I mean, I've sort of gotten I was really obsessed with Tiger Belly for a while. I was listening.

I listened to all the back episodes and it kind of lost me. I don't know. And once the pandemic started, they weren't having what having guests as much. So, but I mean, you know, you can't you can't sit there and do a podcast saying it's not a good show. I did. So anyway, did a whole opposite. I don't know. I was, I don't know what even what maybe what maybe think of what they were making fun of Bobby Lee and all that stuff. You said they were even. Yeah. How did I why am I talking about August? We did. So we have this. Hi, this is Duttering John. That's where my train of thought was. That was our cameo. Although, I think it's one of the latest issues or one of the latest episodes of Tiger Belly, they shout out, they have those

dudes that I don't like. They've been on Stern. They're like California guys that do like videos and like they talk like that. And they do like speeches at like they do like, Hey, man, we're just here to party every day. I don't know. I think I've vaguely heard of them. They were on stern. Oh, yeah, they've been on stern a couple of times. Oh, man.

Yeah. And now Bobby Lee had them on. He did their podcast. He was on these guys are more on the party bros are the some of the funniest fucking guys. And the only funny thing is going on in Howard in the last four or five years is the party bros But anyway, I just wanted to point it out because I was just happy to be watching this thing Like, oh, he's talking about something right now. It's like yeah, you know what else I don't like is who are these podcasts? That's guys are too professional over there like what?

Yeah, well, he said right out well as green screens falling out I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. He spends minutes just staring into the boy going uh-uh Uh-uh, and that's what I love about it. Yeah, that's what I love about. So people like these days, is it? All right. All right, well maybe we are professional because sometimes we get these IDs from celebrities. And uh this one came in from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Whoa. What's up, KazzaRooz? This is SpongeBob SquarePants and you are listening to who are these podcasts. And remember, poor de Rickens can't be trusted What wow good spicy wow Spongebob is a little spicy for my taste. Yeah, so anyway, that was from Ion Force in the discord Wow, thanks for fixing something that and I appreciate it. All right quickly. Let's do a All right, quickly, let's do a Gringe of the week,

Gringe of the week. Crude, I saw that you brought something, and we played mine first. Yes, please. This came in from Jeff Anderson. And this is a show called Steve O's Wild Ride. He has a guest on Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman is talking about that doc that he put together

that was about how Corey Hayme was raped by Charlie Sheen. Oh, okay. I actually watched this thing. Oh, yeah. I did his research for the creep off, but I spent the $20 to watch this movie that Cory Feldman made. Yeah. Apparently somebody, I'm an idiot because somebody put it up on YouTube.

Yeah. All right. So now Cory Feldman is trying to do the math on how much money he lost because this was up on YouTube and Get out the calculator guys. Let's let's all play a lock at home. This documentary is not available But so did you ultimately get it all taken down from YouTube? Yeah, so we've got them finally taken down but so 250,000 views at $20 a pop how much money is that? 250,000 views at $20,000? $5,000,000? $5,000,000?

Or $5,000,000? $5,000,000. Wait, $250,000,000. $250,000,000. I'm bad at math. $250,000,000. $20,000 at a pop. $250,000.

$20 at a pop. $50,000. $50,000. I think it's $5,000. $5,000. $20,000. $20,000. $20,000.

$20,000. $20,000. $20,000. $20,000. $20,000. $20,000. $20 five million. 20 divided by four. Yeah, it's because it's divided by 250 though. Well, it's a quarter million. 250 times two is 500,000. Maybe I'm gonna do that.

And then you add one zero because it's a 20. So it's five million. I don't think so. Maybe that's just one of the links and then you use. No, whatever. No, that that's just one of the links and then you just know whatever. No, that was definitely just one of the links. But the point is all together it came out to like $80 million. I mean, it would have been a lucrative business play. I think he's wrong about the $80 million number after he was way off on the $50 million

number. When Steve always correcting you for your math, things are not going well. And what I liked about what Jeff wrote to me, he goes, Cory Feldman's lack of math skills combined with his supreme confidence is inspiring. Yeah, I agree. I gotta love it. Very good stuff.

What did you bring here, Kroge? I got a three for it. These are three clips of a friend of the show. He's been having a little legal trouble as of late, but you know what, he shows up late, but he gets there and he gets on the air and number 17 here's the first minute of the show when he actually gets there welcome back to the Alex Jones show on this Wednesday, January 5th, broadcast. OK. Let me just set the sub this way.

We have 100% proof up once I and down the other. We have just incredible documentation that is my might going to not there guys for you. I'm like going to know. You guys don't know. I mean my mic's cutting in and out. All right. I got to

go to rebroadcast. I just oh my god. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my Lord. I can't do it. Just gotta re-broadcast. I'm serious. I can't handle this anymore. It's not the crew. It's like the more important the broadcast, the Dan Grimland's pop-up and it just is a distraction from how to cover. I'm surprised it wasn't the CIA that was doing that to Greblands.

Actually, sounds realistic for Alex Chowman. But he's not mad at the crew. That's the important takeaway. Okay. So he walks away from the desk. They play like 10, 12 minutes from the Tucker Carlson show from the night before. And then the next clip, he just cuts off Tucker Carlson mid sentence and now he's back. People with a demonize you by saying you're in a group. So they can then take all your individual

rights. And again, I'm not mad at the crew. And we did have a mic issue. Because we were changing microphones around today, trying out a new one, and then right before the show, I want to go back to my original microphone. And it's the same reason I wasn't on air for 15 minutes. I mean, this is earth shattering information. We're going to be covering. Okay. This is as big as it gets.

Oh, sweet. Okay. That never happens on his show, so I'm excited. He has, earthshed, it's the most important show ever. Earthsharing information, he's going to get as it gets. Oh, sweet. Okay. That never happens on his show, so I'm excited. He has, Urshah, it's the most important show ever. Urshah, any information, he's going to get to it all. Yeah. But first, he needs to let you know he's not mad at the crew. So I'm pissed, okay.

I'm not pissed at the crew, I'm not pissed at anybody with these criminals. And I can barely do the show. I mean, it's just ridiculous. Second BS, man. But the damn criminal's run in this country. Fuck them, fuck them. I'm sick of their shit. Fuck these motherfuckers.

See, I gotta go to rebroadcast, go. He's not the real one. He's not the real one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's not the real one. God, please help me. Please, God help me. No, no.

He's praying to God, man. I'm so sick of these criminals. Because everybody get, we're all gonna get destroyed. These are serious killers, serious criminals. He's not mad at the crew though, right? He's not mad at the crew. If I'm the crew, I'm thinking he might be mad at me. No, he's not.

Oh my god, shit. He's at it free time. He's not pissed at the crew. But that's a thing. And you can hear him like he censors himself at first. This is frickin' BS. Then he just completely loses it. On his Christian God-fearing family broadcast.

Then he praises the God to forgive this. Then he starts yelling. And then he spends just another couple minutes yelling about everybody's, they're coming to kill us. They go to sell their fucking pills. And then he just has, you know, guests on for that show. And believe it or not, they never get to the important information.

But it was gonna be- Earth-shattering. Yeah. It was gonna be, but they ran out of time. They weren't able to get to it. That's so weird. Usually he gets right to the big story. He's no, he doesn't usually tease it for three hours.

He was busy not being mad. Ha ha ha. I was shocked myself, but that's what Mr. Jones is up to these days. Wow, I even checked in in the while. That's exciting stuff right there. Very good. Well, I'm glad that he's still doing a professional show over there. Speaking of guys, you do professional shows. Hey! Hey! Woo! Gucky, yeah!

So, because we didn't really get a chance to talk about Stuttering John on the most recent episode, we did do some updating on the bonus episode I did with the guys from who gives a shit But a lot has happened in the still a lot of episodes been put out a lot is going on I don't know if you guys are up to Dana. What's happening with Stuttering John? Maybe you followed Daveler's anonymous just check in every once in a while But I can't wait to find out what he's been up to first off. Let's talk about Daveler's Anatomist. The photoshopping that's going out of there is fan-fuckedastic. I love it.

I've seen some of the movie posters. Yes, it's really good stuff. So that's a fun read it to get into. All right, so John was visiting his family in Long Island, staying with his mom over Christmas time. And he's telling the story about how he went over to his brother's house to watch football on Sunday. Okay, so this is a day after Christmas we're talking about. And when he got home, he didn't feel well. I drink a big diet, a red bull like a diet. Why?

a red bull like a diet. Why? Hang out my brother. I try to eat a meal, Parmesan here, I get through like half. I get home. I had, I was up from one o'clock to like eight in the morning.

With the worst headache I've ever had. I've never had a migraine. This was worse. Well, how would I know I never had it? But you know what I'm saying. So bad, I go through my mom's pantry. She's got no aspirin. I'm going crazy now. So I just take, I start drinking her

to her, I don't know, cough, so whatever. You know, cough and cold. For how did it? Dicks, so whatever. Why? Then I go upstairs, I stop popping some of the aspirin, you know, or the song we're supposed to do by low dose aspirin, you know, or the song we're supposed to play, low-dose aspirin, you know, for my strokes. Then I take a colon up and... No, I think a colon up and my head is killing me. I'm going, this has got to be the energy drinks, because you don't think you have COVID. So drink a red bull before bed.

Got a headache, and then proceeded to put every single table medicine in the house down his going. And he's like, I don't know why I didn't feel good. It was the feel, Pong. That stupid hero. I got to ask, Dr. Steve, about that regimen to treat a headache. I've never heard of such a thing. God, his fucking breathing in that clip.

He's so short with this sentence, that's very long and depressed. So the next day is Monday, guys. Follow me. On Monday night, there's also a football game back to the brother's house. Now remember, he didn't sleep all the night before. He wasn't feeling good.

That night I went over to my brothers to watch some more of the football. First I go to the pizza co, pop a lot of those pizza co. I grabbed a slice of pizza and I stopped feeling like shit again, like dizzy. Like I'm walking, I just, I'm like, you know what, I might just go back to my moms. Then I have a change of thought, you know, I don't get to hang my brother out often. Now, keep in mind, I don't even think this is COVID. I just think it's... It's me being wacky or something, you know, because you never think of it.

You never think of COVID, it's all you think about. That night, same thing, cannot sleep. Cannot sleep. No headache anymore, but cannot sleep. Mine was wandering like the wild geese in the west. All right, so on Tuesday, he did a show from one of the bedrooms, probably his childhood bedroom, from his mom's house.

And I didn't pull clips of it because it's more of a visual thing, but he's sweating his ass off. He's constantly wiping his face down. And he keeps saying, actually, there's a pretty good super clip of it in the dabble is anonymous. He keeps saying, I'm real sweaty, I just got out of the shower. I always sweat a lot when I get out of the shower,

but what is he ever cleaned that? It's getting so gross. Yeah. It takes a shower that gets all sweaty. He's self-cleaning. Oh, but anyway, Sunday night doesn't feel good. Monday feels like shit. Tuesday does the show, is sweating the whole time, and then comes Wednesday. Turns out my knees had it, And I know I had it.

And before you go, I shouldn't have flew. I took the test. My mom was so kind. Stu, I local pharmacy brought me a COVID test. And I took the test and I was negative. So I got on a plane. Okay. So he's convinced that he's sick, his niece is sick. Yeah.

She definitely has COVID, she's tested positive. He was hanging out over at the house two days during this. He's not feeling well, but he gets on an airplane. Okay. But I know I had it. And my brother took the test positive. Of course, I got a lot quicker than he did and it dissipated.

It felt great. Yesterday and I feel great now. But when I was doing that show, my friends, I was still getting over it. That's why I was sweating so much. Oh, okay. Oh my God. That's why you were saying so much. And up okay. Oh my God. That's why you were talking so much. And up,

Groge, you would think that if you have COVID and you go ahead and you still broadcast, even when you have COVID like I did twice, and you still able to do that, don't you deserve something in return for doing that? I did the show on Tuesday, which by the way, I did the show on Tuesday, which by the way, in my opinion, was one of my best shows. While I had COVID with Ron Filibowski, the man who found out who Jaruch Mukwas and House Sparks, and we essentially did a three hour show. I only got two or three superchets. Let me tell you something. It should be a shame. Oh my God.

You should be ashamed of yourself for not giving it more money. That's a good deflection. While he's out there, podcasting with COVID. So now people start giving him shit for getting out an airplane. Yeah, well, he sounds like patient zero. He was at a pizza joint and airports,

multiple airports and airplane. I mean, hang out with his mom who's 80 years old. And he knew he felt like shit and he knew he was exposed to someone who was COVID positive and he was still fucking just going on cause he's important to know what else is. Yeah, and he kept saying and he wouldn't think that it would be COVID.

Yeah, I know, everyone is COVID Yeah, and he kept saying and you wouldn't think that it would be COVID. Yeah, I know everyone has COVID. What do you think about the fuck? It's the first thing you would think. Uh, good. See, I knew Jack, me offered. You think you had and you still flew dummy? No, I took the test and I was negative. You fucking asshole.

Oh, give me a break. This is what I knew. A guy like that. I already said I took the test before I went in the And I was negative I think I still have the damn thing Negative Negative But I know I had it I was Mersh on Nightwave play this clip and he just created goes, so John's doing well. Yeah.

The guy had the negative test in his pocket and he's like, I still haven't see here it is. Who keeps their COVID test with them for days? He feels a little guilty, I think, about having COVID again and again, they're playing. As he should as as he should and I played this on the bonus show But he even sang this really cheesy song and he recorded it in the airport about having COVID So this guy checked me offer continues to give him shit about that Check me hop, are you saying a song about it having it while at the airport. Yeah, I had it. I didn't have it. And my best buddy has it. And my niece has it. And my brother has it. Hence the COVID The COVID Christmas song you freaking idiot.

All right, enough a jack me off. Goodbye, you don't listen. Now you're gone. Sounds like a troll. You don't listen, then you know, there's nothing I can do. I took that I can still sing about. Have yourself a COVID little Christmas. What, I'm not allowed to song about having a stroke. You fucking moron. It's a weird flex. This is how he's gonna go down.

You think I'm just on Holthnyka's a COVID? You know what? You know a bad shape I'm in you asshole. Okay. He's got you there. I'm not gonna let you go. I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna let you go.

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And Edith Thoreau sent me a bunch of clips of him giving me shout outs and things like that. He also put together some other fun segments from his show. So today was the link to donate, Phil, for you to Super Chat. It's got a very wet mouth on this particular episode. He put together a nice little super cut for us too. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to this guy Joe Nameth NYJ from the dad was an anonymous subwriter. A hero. Listen, I don't care if it's not even the real Joe Nameth. Yeah, I still think this guy is also a hero.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Right. And he called this, John has show property in teen, a virus that prevents you from figuring out how to play a video. Oh, wait. Well, here it is. Oh, hold on.

Let me see how I can get this uh, link here. My man hold on. How do I get that? Uh, let's see if I can get it here. How do I get this link here? Damn it. I got a click on that somehow. I got a

hard what the hell why wouldn't I let me cut and paste this David Goldock. I can't seem to cut and paste. I don't know why I can't do that. Let me say now I don't want to delete it. I want to let me cut and paste it. Damn it. Damn it. I wanted to cut and paste this. I don't know why he won't let me do that here. All right, anyway, I'll play it for you next time.

I'll find it. Old gravy, Greg. Because he's talking to his right-click menu right now. No, I don't want to delete it. Don't give me that option. Yeah, leave me alone. So this is great, Cros. This is from a totally different episode.

Yeah. But it shows you why John so ill-prepared to run his show when he does run his show. It's unbelievable. You know, I'm just pulling something up. Uh, okay. Well, first we'll start with this one. I want to just show you this and then, uh, I have to get the links, you know, I always

bookmark on Safari, even though I do the show on Google Chrome, but it's, I don't know, it's just because I use Safari. but it's I don't know, it's just because I use some worries. I don't know why. Let me put that one out. Put this one. There we go. Okay, let me share that. So you see that yet? No, no, hold on. Okay, let me share it. Well, this is the first one, but I, you know, you know, it's so funny, you know, I'm sure you do too, but we do work hard on, you know, on prepping and getting stuff all set up. So he, he bookmarks what he wants to show on the show

using Safari and then opens up Chrome and does the show. Do you know what he does that, Groza? I have a theory. Go for it. I think it's because Safari's the default browser. Yeah. And so when John clicks links, it automatically opens in Safari. So people send them links and then he bookmarks it

and then he's like, oh shit, but I use StreamYard, which only works in Chrome. So he doesn't realize you can actually change what the default browser is on your computer. And why would you figure it out? Why would you ever want to figure that out? My advice is, do all your browsers on a Mac, but do your show from a PC? Why not?

Yeah. Really just simplifies everything. All right, I apologize. I just have a lot to catch up on. We're going to bang through these. This is Richard O'Hade is on the show along with Benny Lockeau, who is a dynamic personality. I just have to say. And they have a new theory that I think is interesting. Hold on, Roderick Mary says, hold on, he takes what five bucks there. He says, rumor is that somebody's

paying these trolls to do that to you, Richard, howling me. I'm just writing, you know, a ready center to wait to them for you. That's still something that they do. It's unbelievable. You know, somebody's been sending me some pictures that these people are making of me and you and Hal. So he's talking about these photo shops. People are sending those over to Richard to see that. So their theory is that someone's paying the trolls

to do this. And I just want to say like like let's pretend that's me Let's pretend I'm your George Soros. I'm funding this entire operation against you guys I was gonna say I've got it narrowed down to either soros or producer Chris Pretty sure Chris has been broke lately. Are you paying are you paying the trolls? That's why I'm broke It's that what's going on and knew it now It's not just the trolls who are fucking over John and ruining his show.

It's also spectrum. Oh my God, spectrum, I'm gonna kill you. Video and audio is poor. This is screwing me again. You have to be freaking kidding me. Hold on. I'm just gonna do a speed test here. Spectrum hates my politics.

You have to be kidding me. Spectrum, I am getting so sick of you. Let's see. Let's see a speed test, yeah. Let's do the speed test. Yeah, let's see what's going on here. I'll help you doggy. Here we go.

All right. Yeah, that one's good. It's got a little word about. When you meet, wait, what? Let's see. It's got one word about. What do you mean? Wait, what? Let's see, upload speeds fast. Okay, it is. All right.

Sounds good. That's well over 400. No, download speed. No, your upload would not be over 400. The download speed is non-existent. Okay. Great, thank you Spectrum. You're fucking me again.

I think he has the two things mixed up there. Yeah. You wouldn't have a really fast upload in the slow download, especially if you're frozen while you're uploading your video. It certainly wouldn't sound like that. It certainly wouldn't look and sound the way that it did, but fucking Spectrum's fucking him again, Crouch. Yeah.

I love, yeah, just boomers diagnosing tech issues out of the air. So when Tom about to do his speech, that's what you're hailed in. Yeah. And now he's like, because people were telling him like, Johnny, look like shit, we can't area what's going on. Yeah. Okay, I'll do a speech thus.

Well, I'll get to the bottom of this. When you only know the one thing, it's the solution every problem. Right, I mean, not like, I don't know, rebooting the modem or something like that. Yeah, I don't know. I'll just throw one out there as something else you could try. But no, Spectrum's fucking me.

He went out to do the guest comes on and he goes, and I'm paying over $100 a month for this. Wow, right just bucks. All right, so then, so he has this guest on, right after he has the problem with Spectrum, and this is Sherry Jacobus, who is a political pundit out of Washington, DC. Now, John gives us an update on his plans to go to DC,

and you'll never believe how he ends this. And I'm coming out there probably in February of March to interview some of you, you know, I'm going to do the Stuttering John 2.0 thing and try and get some politicians and, you know, and ask them some point, but a lot of dumb, you know, ridiculous questions, just, you know, just to really, you know, lampoon them. But, you know, let's have a drink. Okay. All right, Perry.

Let's have a drink, of course. That was subtle. Of course he asked her how for a drink. What else are you gonna do? Is this guy a freaking moron or what? Yeah, yeah, I would say yes. All right, so in this next little clip that we have, John is deciding that he's gonna goof on Donald Trump Jr.

Now what Donald Trump Jr. did is he put out a video goofing on President Biden for agreeing with that caller, let's go Brandon. You guys remember when this happened before Christmas? Sure. He was doing a live show and a guy goes, let's go Brandon, he goes, eh, I agree, let's go Brandon. And of course the conservatives jumped all over this and were like, oh, what an idiot. He doesn't even know that means fuck you Biden.

So this is John playing Donald Trump Jr. and goofing on him. And then he looks, I mean, he's looking all over for notes. This guy can't even improvise. He can't even speak from the hip. I do three hours a day speaking from the hip. This moron can't do without notes for a three minute rumble video. All right, a couple of things going on here.

First off, you don't speak from the hip, you shoot from the hip, you speak from the heart. He always does us like chewing the shit, he always gets his metaphors fucked up with that. And then he goes out to say, I'm able to improvise for three hours a day. John, you stare blankly at your guest as they utter nonsense.

And then you explain to somehow that's gonna take down the GQP. All right. You're not a guy you can just talk for three hours and be compelling. You stare at the chat, respond to people. Yeah, he can't even string two minutes together and pull here and thought. Even when like that, he was trying to explain clearly,

I'm gonna go to Washington DC interview politicians. He's like, you know, you know, you know, you like, you know, you know, you know, you know. I don't, you know. What I'll do is I'll have some pointed questions, but then I'll also have a, like a joke question in there, but what's gonna have that, I'm gonna drink. Lamb Hooning makes me thirsty. Ha ha ha ha ha.

They have any balls in DC. All right, so this is great because John's trying to goof on Donald Trump Jr. but he's not good at it. This is not something that John's good at. So he brings up Hell Sparks. And he knows the Hell Sparks has already goofed on this video on his show. Listen to how John first off, you're going to hear a little bit of the Donald Trump Jr. video and then John's brilliant analysis and drop-ins.

And then we get have involved. Joe Biden, the president of the United States, the man sitting on our nuclear codes has no idea what the biggest meme, perhaps ever, certainly the biggest sporting tradition of the last half of century, the newest one, going all over the country. He- I already did it on my show, of course I- I knew you had, because I had you you on me major and I'm like, I know how probably has it because I couldn't find it. Yeah. But oh, come on. How just I, you

know, I know you already did, but give it, you know, give us your genius commentary as I play this thing. So, John is nothing. He pauses the video and starts laughing out loud at what I don't know. It wasn't that funny. I mean, I don't want to get into the politics of it, but John has nothing. He's like, oh, watch me go find this idiot, Donald Trump Jr. And then he goes, all right, hell, now you, you couple us to talk for this. Just do the thing you did on your show. That was funny. Do you know how my show now? Yep, exactly. The other thing that's going on in John's world, well, a couple of things.

He had Michael Polpak on. The great. The great. Michael Polpak. Because, and I had these clips and it was just too long and boring, I'll just explain what happened here. He says, we have some really good news on the lawsuit with Sirius XM.

Oh. And I was like, oh, I didn't think that was going anywhere. All right. What is this good news on the lawsuit was serious XM. Oh. And I was like, oh, I didn't think that was going anywhere. All right. What is this good news? Michael Popack comes on to explain that it will go to the three judge panel where they'll get a chance to make their case for this. The other thing that would have happened

is it would have been thrown out. So he's excited that it didn't get thrown out, which I thought that the whole appeal process was that they knew that they were in the right. Now all of a sudden it sounded like, this is more of a log shot than big, what odd. Early on, because all of a sudden he's like, yeah, so I mean, they didn't tell us to go fuck ourselves,

so that's cool, it's still going. We still got a shot at this, and we'll see. We'll see what happens, I thought that was funny. The other thing that's going on in John's world, is he needs to figure out his schedule because he has a new gig. Oh, and it's a writing gig and he tells us about it. Now could someone let me know what time,

Pacific time, Bizarme Major, Hita and Hal Spock's broadcast? Because I have that writing gig again for three weeks starting on Monday. So I'm gonna have to figure out times to do the show on Tuesday and Thursday. It's for, you know what, I don't even care. It's, well, I'm not gonna mention the name of,

it's for an app, you know, too old to write for any late night shows at this point. But, you know, I write a bunch of stuff for a phone app. It's like a trivia bunch of questions, but they pay me well. Anyway, I take my agent for that. He's writing trivia questions for a phone app for three weeks at a time.

For three weeks, it pays really good. But for some reason, it also has like specific hours that he has to now juggle in order to do this. Is he like punching a clock or something? Does this make any sense? This is a temp job. It's a temp job. You got a temp job.

You're right. You're right. I mean, God bless him. You got to pay those bills, but I wouldn't call that a writing gig necessarily. I would love to know when he says it pays really well. I'd love to know what that means. I'd love to know that. Yeah That's a weird one. Yeah, that's yeah, that you know, I don't know I don't know man. Well, he needs the gig, Groge because as you know, he's got the invisible lines now to fix his teeth

Oh boy, and uh, that's what's wrong with him. Unfortunately, unfortunately, that's fucking up some of his major talents of course closing in on the Cajunian Becky. Yep, that's the big news. I Can't do with these freaking invisible lines on don't worry you got the point You can't do his famous trumpet sound anymore. He's nothing without a sound effects How you talking about me I'm not gonna drop it sound anymore. He's nothing been in contact with having Whtp be on their platform. So I just decided to just shoot them an email and be like, is John reading these? And I'm not trying to get him in trouble at things. Yeah, just generous, right?

I heard from an insider that they haven't been working with them for years. Yeah. So I think it's bullshit. I think he's just pretending to do it. Yeah, absolutely. He's also the worst at doing these adries. He sounds so put off by it. Yeah.

But he knows all the right radio ingo for going into an adryad crush. But first, let me just pay the bills, if you will. As you know, that's, you know, that is a radio term. So let's see. Here we are. Bet online that A.G. has you covered all season more props odds and lines than ever before as football season continues to march to the playoffs. God, I wish you would kick the bucket which is radio terms for Killed Yourself. I got to pay the bills which is a radio term. I don't actually pay the bills. Yeah, that's a good point.

Not literally pay bills. I would never do that. Yeah. Oh no, that's hilarious. All right, just a few more things out here. I want to remind everyone that John does not go to troll sites. He could not be bothered with going to troll sites. He has on this guest, Nina G.

Nina G is a female stuttering comedian. Oh boy. And John asked the question he likes to ask of all the guests that he has on the show for some reason. You know, that's the thing. Like, I don't have a go on these troll sites. So I don't, you know, who cares what these fucking losers think? Do you get a lot of people that hate on you? Oh, yeah, yeah, on occasion, yeah. Yeah, in my YouTube, you know, but I got jokes about it. Like the most offensive one was somebody said that, that scene we do stand up was the bravest thing they ever saw. Which like, look at a bullshit is that.

Her version of trolls is someone says that her trying to do stand up as a stutterer is the most brave thing anyone's ever seen. This is very different from what John's talking about. Did they photoshop that? No, they just said it was really brave. Like me telling dick jokes is not brave. There's lots of others who risk their lives every day. It's not me. others who risk their lives every day. It's not me. No, but it is, it is funny. Like how much time and effort these people put into hating on you. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, I mean, do you get heckled? I don't like a lot. It's like, God's listening, doesn't it?

No, not at all. I don't think he's listening or paying attention and I can prove that he never does because later on in this interview, he says this. Well, you have been charming Nina. I've enjoyed this conversation. I didn't know what to expect because this is the first time that we've ever thought. No, no. I was on your show.

A few years back. Why are you? Yeah, get the fuck out of it. Wait a second. Oh, was I with Royce then? I think there's another guy. Yeah. Oh, wow. You know, it wasn't a video thing. It was about 40. It was probably 2019. And what was it? You know, and it was a subject all about, you know, stuttering. Yes, she's a stuttering comic. Of course, that's why you had her on two years ago.

You wore on. Well, in his defense, it's hard to remember things when you're black out drunk. Correct. That is, that is very true. I like that somebody wrote, uh, need a, do people dress up like cockroaches and taught you how to do it?

Oh, that's just me. Okay, just curious. So then, John is obviously embarrassed by this. And no, I didn't even know that we've ever talked before. I swear to God. I just saw you were on my Instagram. This is going great.

Good morning. He's amazing. Let's get a drink. He is my hero. Now, the one thing that we can say about liberal Democrats, like Suttering John, is they have a lot of empathy. And that's where the term bleeding heart liberal comes from. That's why they wanna help out those who are less fortunate

and they want everyone to get along. If you're gonna refuse to get vaccinated and refuse to wear masks, then you deserve to die. Sorry. You deserve it. If you don't live the lot, wait, I tell you to live that die. Now this gets a lot funnier. Kelly Columbia, I'm my boosted. It's very, it's a good question. And I'm going to tell you something about that. Now that I got the omni, I definitely had omni cron, or whatever.

Omni cron, what's that? So do I have to get boosted anymore? I don't know, I got to ask my doctor, I don't know, because now that the other two stopped delt and the other ones, so now do I even need to get boosted. If you don't get back to it, you deserve to die. Did you get boosted, John? I don't think I'm going to. I'm not planning on it.

I want a fucking hypocritical douche. This guy is truly a steampag. He truly is dumb. And unlikable in every single way. Unlikable in every single way. This is the last clip that I have. And this is just to confuse everybody. Richard O'Hita tries to talk to John about his children and John has to correct him. All right, just

sit back and listen and see if you can make sense of this. Because like I said, when you sit down with your daughter, well, your daughter. And she goes, No, my son. Yeah, but you have a, your son. Okay, Richard, let me explain to you. You gotta educate me. You're, you're with the son. I have three kids.

I have three kids. Okay, oldest was my daughter. Then she came out as gay first in high school. Okay. Then a year after high school told me that he was transgender and that he always felt like a boy trapping the girl in the body. Okay. So he is my son.

He's your son. He's your son. But see, that's the thing. Yes, following this, she was my daughter, but he is my son. Well, how many people are we talking about here? I'm very confused by it. You know what we didn't bring up with,

and I can't believe I glossed over this. This Pat Nathswald thing, I was hoping the newest episode he would address this Dave Chappelle controversy, which I think they recorded it before that. Yeah. Because it seems like it takes a little time for them to put these terribly produced podcasts out.

But the reason why I wanted to bring this up is because Patent took a photo with Dave Chappell. Dave was nice enough to invite him on to his show in an arena down the street from where Patent was performing, I think in Seattle, on New Year's Eve. So Patent went, they've been friends for over 30 years. He went up, did 10 minutes at this arena gig with Dave, they took a photo backstage, he posted it to Instagram.

He got a little bit of shit from people who don't like Dave Chappelle. Because of Dave's recent Netflix special, which, again, I don't even know how it's offensive. If you actually watch the special, Dave rips on every one. I mean, the Jew should be most upset with Dave, should be out after that special.

It's pretty arithmetic. If you're taking everything you're saying seriously, but you shouldn't, it's a fucking comedy, it's a joke. But anyway, so then Patton, after getting some blowback, posted a photo on Instagram. Have you seen what the photo is? He's like penning in his notepad.

And he puts underneath that this huge caption that explains why he posted that photo on how sorry he is for doing that. And in a hero, we also 100% disagree about transgender rights and representation. I support trans people's rights, anyone's rights, to live safely in the world as their fullest selves. Does Dave Chappelle want Trans People dead?

What is he talking about? A hundred percent disagree about Transgender rights and representation. Why would he say that? Have they been vaccinated? I don't know. If these Trans People aren't fully vaxed, they deserve to die. That's what I'm up in. I hate the idea that you can't do a comedy show with people that have awful views.

I mean, I come to Carl's house like twice a month. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, guilty by association, my friend. Fuck. Yeah, anyway, Patton has become Patton Lee unfunny. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with that guy. He also talks about in that thing about how he's not friends with people anymore because they have different political views than him. Well, what is this? Why do you, I mean,

what do you care about that sort of thing? It's bizarre. But they think that they're so correct about everything that everyone else must be wrong if they think a different way. It's like, well, people have different opinions. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know the time. I want to segue into Patrick Michael's stuff, because you brought some Patrick Michael's stuff. I sure did. But I just remembered that Doug, from the Jingo's department, put together a brand new intro for us.

Oh! And I wanted to play that. Yeah, this is a special treat. He wants, maybe this will be like our bonus shows in Trills or something going forward. Let's show time. I'll come for the best It's up to your love, huh? Come to me, please, hold me tight Don't care for me, I'll come for the best So I'm not so not cold

I'll come for you, so cold I'll come for you, huh? I'll come for you, huh? Don't care, huh? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! In the next day of Christmas, I'm a cop-up in the next day of Christmas.

I'm a cop-up in the next day of Christmas, I'm a cop-up in the next day of Christmas. No, that was not that good, Michael. It was dog from the Jingle department putting together a killer. Pastor Goldsplot. That was fantastic. Don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me

don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me. I go from the go. Because that's absurd. Sure is. So, uh, Nisperity missing us. I feel like we haven't been given him enough love lately. Ah, maybe.

But there's a reason for that. So, uh, New Briefcase drops this week. Okay. And boy, is it awful. It's another 40 minutes on the same comedians that he always talks about and who deserves Netflix and who should be on Netflix And who's a good comedian and all these podcasts that he lives through it's the same show he's done Oh, yeah, he's getting a little bit stale. He's yeah, it's been putting out these weird 60 second long YouTube videos. Yeah, let's talk about that in a minute. Okay, so the briefcase though

I just thought this one was funny my number is 20 if we have such a short attention span We can't pay attention to things the way that we used to, I guess. Um, what happened to Quibi? The end? But what happened to Quibi, though? If we're so in tune with watching shit that's short, where's Quibi? And also, that's my fucking thing. I said it from the beginning when Quippy tried stealing my shit.

Okay? That's true. He did have the 9 minute podcast. Yeah. He's got me there. I mean, it's a flawless logical argument. It is.

But it might not be as airtight, I don't know. Like, I see people that argue on social media, and that's what it sounds like. Whoever you are, when you're arguing on social media and someone else reads it, that's what they see. Just fucking nonsense. These fucking nonsense.

Let me ask you a question, then, Crosh. Of course. Quibi was this video network that was gonna have 10 minute long videos, and the whole idea was people don't sit down and watch our long movies, even though they do all the time, and they all binge TV shows,

and they play video games for 12 hours straight. But Quibi said, people don't have down in the watch hour-long movies, even though they do all the time, and they all binge TV shows, and they play video games for 12 hours straight. But Quibi said, people don't have a short attention span, we're gonna do 10 minute long videos. And Patrick Michael's thought is, well, it has nothing to do with the content, the 10 minute video did not work. That's it, it didn't work, so that's that. And that's it.

It has nothing to do with the fact that they were asking people to pay for shit they already do for free. That is nothing to none to do with anything right the fact that it coincided with the pandemic None of this has to do with anything this is one factor right? It's just a ten minute black and white. This is this that's that and I'm right in your wrong and got it This gets him all worked up about plagiarism and look when you're in the comedy community like Patrick Michael plagiarism is pretty serious you don't want people biting your shit especially when you're kind of a smaller content creator I mean I get it I feel it yeah but there's a new player in the plagiarism game and that is workaholics I've also heard the the this is important guys the workaholics guys do several bits I've

done on my own podcast is someone from my heart radio listening to my shit No, and reusing bits with four funnier dudes fuck that I need compensation now Carl What's he talking about? Hold on Carl Wait till you hear his case. He's gonna give you three solid examples of plagiarism So I know I know you're trying to write this off like he's just going on his crazy boat ride I should listen at least hear him out. Okay. So example number one. I mean they did the fucking weighing of the dick bit. You guys even remember this. People that listen to the briefcase know for sure that I did the bit where it's like, hey, stop measuring your dick. Start weighing it.

And then all of a sudden the work of Hollig's guys catch wind of it? How? Are you guys listening to my show? I don't think you are. I think someone that works for you is. So they have a staff of writers who couldn't even come up with the wang of the deck. They had to steal it from him. Does he think Kirk Metzger writes for them or something? I mean, this is like Amy Schumer all over again. Now, here's another example. And this one is like, I mean bulletproof. I mean, they even did the bit where I talk about the naming of the viruses. OK, we name the viruses, fucking COVID-19,

and Omicron, but yet, oh, here's the murder hornet. Here's the killer stingray B with fucking devil horns. Here's him. Oh, here comes Hurricane Stephen. You see what I'm saying? I did this bit already and heard them do the same topic. They literally started the show with both of these bits. I mean, Case closed, right there. I mean, now look, I personally, I think Henry Rolens did this bit best in 1987 when he said we should name a hurricane the first four Black Sabbath albums and then you could say New Orleans was destroyed by the first four black Sabbath albums.

And that's pretty fucking badass. But anyway, and then the next example I think this just seals it. This just seals it. And there's a third one too and it wasn't even on the this is important podcast, but it was I think YKWD where they said something that I've said similar. I'm not I don't give a shit whatsoever. Honestly, but Give me a little credit. Yeah, right? Give me a little credit. Fuck me or fight me, right? And give me that straight marked get me a little credit though

That's all I say. I'm a creative bastard. I'm addicted to creation. So so Robert Kelly is now ripping him off too He was just talking about the you know what dude? So so Robert Kelly is now ripping him off too. He was just talking about the you know what dude Podcasts. He didn't even say what they stole or who said it right just trust me solid case dude I think you should see a lawyer personally. I think you should really like well open up a can of the whoop ass Curls Club foot size you should get Corey Feldman to calculate how much money they owe him yeah Which is probably a good idea. Yeah actually get 80 million dollars. Oh at least very least so Don't check out the briefcase. It's fucking off of these days, but do head over to YouTube bad brain studios because He is a new series that's fucking amazing and I love every minute of it 60 second reviews

So he goes to whatever fucking god for sake in 7-Eleven is near his trailer park and he buys something that's less than two dollars Then he comes back to the trailer park and reviews it for you so that you can find out like for instance What does Dr. Pepper with cream soda taste like cream soda is infiltrating a lot of stuff guys We're seeing cream soda with Pepsi. We're seeing it with Dr. Pepper. What's happening? Did the guys who make cream soda make too much cream soda and now they're just like what if we put a little bit in each of the So does it still make money? How about that? Well, that's well that bring people back to the cream soda because last I knew the only brand that actually makes cream soda is Fago What and there's only a few people that drink that and then caught two in St. Clown Pazzy on the screen

great. He thinks he thinks they go invented creep soda. No, they're the only people that still make, but he just said Dr. Puppers making. Yeah, no, you don't understand. And Pepsi. You don't understand. You don't understand. Oh, you should. I love this guy's logic. And then let's hear him drink some vitamin water. This is my favorite one. You know, thank God for these reviews because I might have wasted $1.89. Yeah, if I hadn't watched this. Another 60 second review and today, I don't know if you guys prefer if I talk about liquids, but we're talking about a new liquid today.

It is vitamin water, vitamin water, energy, tropical citrus. I just wanted to be able to say a vitamin. I'm sorry if my accent was poor, but this is energy, tropical citrus, we're gonna kick. We're gonna actually test this on the show for the first time. Yeah, it's exactly what you think it is. You know, exactly what you would assume it would be.

What? Delicious. It's delicious. So it's, the reason why I brought this up, Kroge, and I didn't mean to steal your thunder, is I've been talking to Dick and Sean about doing another crossover with the end of the month. And Dick actually brought these up. He's like, what the fuck are these things? I love them. I love them. I'm gonna go through these a little bit.

He usually doesn't have 60 seconds of material. Oh no. He fills the beginning and end with music. It's like he can't even strain together a minute and I love him for it. I don't ever change, don't ever change. And he has a different background for all the different ones.

And one, he's in a really big, really fancy living room and shit. I love it. I love it. I love it. Go to his YouTube channel. Watch him throw him a thumbs up. It's fucking beautiful.

What in the world this podcast clicking is? Get on the bus. Crojus, I'm the bus. And we appreciate that because it's been a while since we had a Patrick Michael update. And I feel like he gets upset when we don't talk about him. Yeah. You know, he needs the love coming from us.

And so Crojus keeping that alive. And there's also a career that I'm keeping alive. Joel sent me a note. So we did some OP stuff with the guy who does speaking for funny YouTube channel last week. And he was great. He had some good insights. I don't get into the family life stuff about OP

because I just like to make fun of his show. But there is a room where everyone knows us. I'm not speaking out of school that his, his wife was with Bam, Marjera. Bam, are these princesses last year? Yeah, whatever, Jack asked to. Yes. And it's funny because if you go to the who's dated

who of Greg Opie Hughes, they call her winzy blowbam. It's her name on the who stated who website like not even like saying it as a joke like that's just her last name is Lindsey blowbam. And Joel said that to me and I thought that was really funny. So well done. The other thing that we were talking about when I had speaking for funny on here was the fact that Opie was bitching about his son being exposed to COVID from the school twice in like a month or something like that. He's going, how is this possible? So this is so irresponsible of the school. So now we get on a show after the new year and says this.

And then, um, and then my kids school, they give us a little ring of ding and they say hey we're going back online. I'm like what the hell I thought we were over this shit and it turns out during the break I think the number was exactly 69, 69 COVID cases in the school community so that means kids, teachers and everybody else associated with the schools my kids go to. So he's like, what the fuck? They got to go back to virtual learning. You were just bitching that he was getting exposed a week ago. And now you're upset that they're keeping him home. What do you want? Oh, yeah, I know making some people happy. That's for sure. Yeah. So a guy in the chat points out that it seems like he's just trying to

make some drama where there isn't actual drama in his life. OP drama, how am I a drama diva? God, you guys are weird. Yeah. You guys in your chat are the weird ones. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. All right, so then, and I apologize, I know people don't like to hear about COVID on WATP, but when everyone else is talking about it

It's hard not to I'll be telling a story about a guy who recently died from COVID that he knows and This is so nonsensical. I want you to listen to the details of this and explain to me why he thinks that this is a rational thought The person had a heart transplant, uh, when he say 20 years ago. So obviously underlying conditions, um, Vax boosted, taking it very, very seriously. You know, the COVID got this person, unfortunately. And then he's jumping up and down. I'm just, I'm just repeating what he told me.

So don't, as they say, kill the messenger, but he's jumping up and down. I'm just repeating what he told me. So don't, as they say, kill the messenger. But he's jumping up and down. And he's like a blue collar guy big time. And he's like, and wouldn't you know it? Most of the people in my family still will not get vaccinated. I was asking them at the funeral. They're like, ah, just crazy. Do you guys follow that?

The person who died was both Vax and Boosted, and he died. And the guy goes, and people don't want to get Vaxed and Boosted. Well, yeah, sounds like that'd be a bad thing if you die afterwards. Like Betty White. Sounds like that's probably, I don't understand the rationale. I can't believe this guy's,

Vax boosted, dies to COVID, and nobody else wants to follow his footsteps. That is a hard sell, but you had a funeral for sure. That's like, why aren't you living left the way he did? I didn't see nothing, I mean, I'm still here, so it seems like I'm doing something, right? I don't know, I can be wrong.

Now, OP has been very afraid of COVID. And he's been avoiding people. All of his holiday plans were ruined. They were gonna go down to see the Philadelphia crew. People got sick so they didn't go to Philly. They was gonna go visit some other friends. And then they got sick. So he could, or he's gonna go visit his brother.

And then they were sick so he couldn't do that. So it'll be does nothing. He doesn't come in contact with people. This is pretty well documented. Well, finally hung out with one guy. One fucking guy. I'm in what's called quarantine, which is also called the Tuesday for me

because I live my life pretty much an isolation to begin with so it's a regular day for me. But technically I'm in quarantine because Chris could hold fish guy photos, tested positive for the coronavirus. It's unbelievable. It was the only chance I took. I see Pat Duffy. Pat Duffy wanted me to go to his garage during the break and I was like, I don't want

to take the chance. I'll be fighting with that with one dude, the guy comes next day, Austin, I got like, I don't wanna take the chance. I'll be fighting with that with one dude that guy called the next day, oh, should I get going? Fuck! I can't get to break around here. Yeah, and that's nothing to be proud of. People that are going around like, yeah, the lockdown didn't change my life at all. Like, yeah, that's not.

I know, that's not a source of pride. I know, hey, we have core cheating, which means nothing. Yeah. Nothing has changed at all And not a single thing. So, you know, he's talking about how obviously all these people have died from COVID. And you know, he's saying the 830,000 people.

And well, it's interesting because the way that he can understand the severity of that is by picturing a football stadium. And he says, I'm a big bills fan. I used to live in Western New York, and now we go to bills games. And that holds like 80,000 people. So it's like 10 Buffalo bills sold out games is how many people like that's how he was able to do the math to explain what

a big deal this is. That would be that whole stadium is now dead from the coronavirus and you got to do that times 10. I'm like, why isn't this more of a big deal that we've lost so many people to this thing? Is COVID not a big deal? Why is it not more of a big deal? Why are people talking about COVID? It's COVID not a big deal because I can't avoid it in any conversation anywhere. What the fuck is he talking about? What are people gonna take this seriously? The city you live in has been shut down.

Thrice, what are you talking about? Why isn't a big deal? But you gotta understand though that Crojus, as you me and Chris, we sit around and laugh and other people's misfortune. Yes, we do. Oh, it was a very different guy to guy. I was telling my wife the one lesson I've learned to this whole thing, and look, a lot of you don't know me that well, so what I'm about to say,

you're gonna probably laugh at, but even in my just extreme shock Jock days I always had empathy I always had some kind of empathy well let's return it The shit that all beings to do on the radio really proves he's not a guy who has a lot of empathy for people I would take that argument from almost anyone else, but not him, not ever, not even cool. And I listen, I get the do things for the bit, but when you stop on a homeless man's food in the middle of Manhattan, and that goes viral,

you can't then go on your show and go, people don't know, it's about me though, what empathy? Yeah. I really see. No matter how much time goes by, you still can't do it. I really feel what others feel. This guy brought in more homeless people into the show to show what retards they are.

I mean, it's great. Don't give your all. I'm not complaining about it. And it should still last about to this day in place clips of. I was like, I've ever tried to wreck the guys, whatever it was, the matchdaycouse or something. I wanted to ruin his David Letterman parents. It was the most fun I ever had and then I

Squirted mustard from the building at him because I felt his pain like right. Yes. Good call. That's a pretty good pull He's the destroyer. It's open the destroyer. That's like his whole thing and he tells these stories with glee Yes, the one fucking happiness He's got a funny at the end of the show. For some reason, he's talking about how they have rats at PetSmart. He's like, you can purchase a pet rat. You know, I was like, I would someone want to do that.

There's mice, you can have a pet mouse. And basically, it was all the animal right, animal right activists. They hated the fact that a lot of these pet stores had mice and rats and stuff that they only had in the store to feed to snakes. So they, I think they started a policy where you can't buy their mice if they know you're going to feed it to their, if they know you're going to feed it to your snake. So now they sell those type of animals to pet owners that are gonna take them home

and do the right thing and love them and treat them right. I'm like, wow, I had no F and idea. So now I was thinking, where do all the snake people go to get food for their snakes? If they can't go to the pet store anymore. Oh, yeah. Hold on a second, guys, let's think about this. So the pet store sells rice at rats,

and it snakes eat those things, and people own snakes. But where would they go to purchase these animals to feed their snake? Any ideas? Like, how would that even be possible? So when I go to buy suitafad, I have to sign a thing that says, I will not make math with the suitafad.

Dude, I don't even get in my car. I'm already making math out of that shit, you know what I mean? That shit doesn't stop any kind of portable lab. Yeah, he thinks that they're making you like, promise, do you pinky swear you won't be this close snake? If I sell you this mouse, you promise? Oh, across your heart, I hope to die. Yeah, all right.

You can have the smiles. Oh my God. Yeah, so I guess you were thinking the same thing. I was like, people could just lie about it. I guess. I thought he was just empathizing with the snake. These starving snakes across the country right now. In the eyes of an angel.

Holy shit. All right, this is kind of funny at the very end of the show. I pointed out I just learned this. I Can't stop talking about it when people give you stars on Facebook when you're doing Facebook live It's a single penny each star is is one cent and Opie still is asking for it will be doing this on on a basis once again. If you gave me a few stars, I really, really appreciate it. It helps keep me motivated. Motivated. I need a pay for at home COVID tests. I need to pay down my Christmas credit card bill. So it's more than keeping me motivated. Now for real, if you gave me some stars, thank you very, very much. And you know the deal you know the deal

Well, I will talk soon Dude if everyone in his chat gave him a star everyone of every single person in the sound of his voice gave him a star I'm gonna be my he might maybe be able to get a cup of coffee Maybe yeah cream soda. Yeah, he doesn't even get 200 people in there. The fuck are we talking about? We're talking like McDonald's coffee, Dunkin' Donuts coffee, we're not Starbucks. Certainly not Starbucks.

Obviously. Patrick Michael Starbucks is this place that sells coffee for fancy people. All right, just, and you have to wear pants to go inside of it. In case he's still listening. In case you ever see one. This is the last clip I have on OP.

OP set something he's got a hot take on Antonio Brown. He's, you're not going to hear this anywhere else. Now Antonio Brown, if you don't know, football player for the Buccaneers, quit in the middle of a football game this past weekend. Ripped off his jersey, ripped off his undershirt. He was in New Jersey. They were playing the Jets,

and he's flexing for the crowd, he's running out, and people are applauding because it's fucking hilarious, and the guys, you just don't see that very often, I got in the middle of a football game. And Opie's got a really hot take on this because Opie's like, I don't think he's crazy. You know, that's what everybody's saying,

he's not mentally well, he's got mental health issues, and that's why he did this, but Obi-Kan Proo, that's not the case. He decides to take guys uniform off and is sure because he knows he has kickass abs and he runs off the field throwing his jersey in the stands. I'll tell you why he's not crazy because he didn't strip down and show off his dick. That's what a crazy person would have done. Alright, follow this logic, guys. I've really continued to play this clip.

Oh. Let's now obsessed opias with Antonio Brown's cock. It will shock you. He was smart enough to know, I know this is crazy, and everyone's gonna talk about this. This is a viral moment for the world, but I ain't showing no one my dick or he's got, you know, or he's got a tiny one.

That's why he's not crazy. Cause he stripped down, he stripped down to exactly where he knows he looks good. Damn good. He wasn going to go any further maybe maybe his you know maybe his peace looks a little weird maybe it's a little crooked maybe it looks like the banana commercials maybe he's got a bend or maybe doesn't have much going on down there or maybe he's got wacky balls, but he knew damn well that he could not take his pants off Is Antonio Bro is gonna weird-looking dick. I don't know the way so obsessed with this football players penis

It's bizarre. It's really weird to take on that maybe a curve to the lot Maybe it's like a banana commercial. What's up, banana commercial. What's he talking about? Maybe it's like a banana. You know, like ants for bananas, they show bananas. Oh, be. Just because I didn't get buck naked. Does that mean he doesn't have fucking mental health issues?

Or a crooked dick. He's fucking great. Every now and again, man, he says something that's ridiculous. And we do appreciate it. Indeed. Alright, alright. I made my point. You know how to agree with everything I say.

Alright, Kroge, anything else that you want to discuss while we were here? No, that's it for me. Well, that's good, because we've already done it all. We've done it all. We talked about Patton Oswald and his horrible wife doing a podcast together in sufferable bastards saying that we were too professional. Yeah, radio pros. Radio pros doing a show with idiots.

What are we thinking? We should make more mistakes. I even edit the show too, well, oh my gosh, he's spending time editing a show, what an asshole. We talked about Corey Feldman's math skills, Stuttering John's COVID. Oh jeez, poor guy. Get well soon.

Patrick Michael is promoting Dr. Pepper for some reason and the Opie's obsessed with A B's cock. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast we'll be reviewing on next week's WATP And then earlier just so you know One of the toilets here at the house is out so I I had to have, Tubbs had to use my main bedroom bathroom. No, I do his business where I sleep. He had to use my toilet. It's okay. It's

going to be okay, Ryan. You could share your toilet. It's a little awkward when I'm standing by my bed waiting for Tubbs to come out of the bathroom for five minutes. Yeah. And then like his shoes are on the, on the floor in there. It's gotten to a point that I say good night to tubs every night, whether he's here or not. I think it's cute. Whether he's not around, whether he's around. I'm sure my toilet with any of you guys. It's a bit awkward. It's a bit awkward. I will tell you. Is it like the butt cheeks touching the, the, the toilet that's right hereI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I to be on and we'll be chatting about Ryan Seacross. That is fucking shocking.

I know, I was a little surprised by that too. Totally fuck. Yeah, I know. It sounds like maybe just an amateur show, but no, it's more to it than that. I have a game that I've been told we should be playing before the end of the show, because it's actually a good game. It's a card of the electric's game, and actually, KC, would you like to join us and play the game with us today?

Sorry, I should have warned you, I was gonna come to you before the show was over. All right, I'm excited to have KC back. We have not talked to her, and I feel like months. Yeah. I was beginning to wonder if we were still friends. She's been on a long connutripe. I seriously, all the way up to New York and back. So I was happy that she's able to come on the show and read reviews for us.

But first we got to get into this. Welcome to Who Set It? The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Carbletrick podcast network. Okay Carl and co-host who said our first entry who said it you can make some real money without even having a huge audience on your podcast now even though I've got hundreds of episodes I generally don't promote my podcast that much who said it I, it sounds like Patrick Michael. It sounds like Patty C. Which is probably a misdirection like it always is. Yeah. He's got hundreds of episodes.

He doesn't promote it. He doesn't promote it. So it can't be Tom Myers. Yeah, it's gotta be OP or Patty C. Carp. Jerry Banfield maybe? I'm gonna go Jair, why not? I'm gonna stay, can you play it again?

Sure, yeah, let's back it up for Casey. Who said it? Yep. You can make some real money without even having a huge audience on your podcast. Now, even though I've got hundreds of episodes, I generally don't promote my podcast that much. Who said it?

All right, I'm going, Jerry Banfield producer Chris. Opie. Opie. Yeah, Patty C. Patty C. C. C. C. It's not logical. What do you think, Casey?

Yeah, I'm going, um, Kirby Roosevelt. Okay. All right. What's fine now? One, two, three. You can make some real money without even having a huge audience. This is the first time you've got a winner. Now, even though I've got hundreds of episodes,

I generally don't promote my podcast that much. Thank you, Missy. Missy know how hard this game is. We suck dead. Yes, I'm up. Amazing. I'm up one nothing. All right, I did not cheat.

I'll dare you. I never listened to these crap up time for that shit All right next entry Who said it almost like it's the funeral relative Nobody liked it all and they're all waiting to hear what the inheritance is gonna be Who said it? Oh, that's a weird one. All right. I'll go first again It sounds like a patty see cups thing to say. I'm going to go patty see cups. I was thinking patty just because he says like a lot and that's what he led with so. Okay.

Like oh well so the Southern John. Yeah. Well he says you know. Okay. Oh be. Oh that could be an olby. What do you got Casey? I'm not I'm patty Patty Broken School. Is that gonna be your answer every time? It's not a bad strategy. It'll come up eventually. Yeah, that's why we're here. Let's mix them up. Alright, let's find out. One, two, three. Almost like it's the funeral of a relative

that nobody liked at all and they're all waiting to hear what the inheritance is gonna be sweet by Tom Meyer. Our next step done. Who said, I want to get to the point in our culture that the best person for the job gets that job. There's plenty of women and plenty of men that would be a great vice president who said it. God that's something to start out. But I don't know.

God that's a dumb thing. He threw it in an a. So yeah, I'm gonna go set out in a job. What do you got? I want to get a point. And now it's hard. It's hard. Yeah.

SJ. Opie. Okay, it all fuck your view probably right. Casey, what do you think? Yeah, I'm going Opie. Going Opie this time. No, see now it will be. I want to get to the point in our culture that the best person for the job gets that job There's plenty of women and plenty of men that would be a great vice president. I am so stupid How did I not get that one right? Obvious OP thing like hey, I've been on the road OP man I feel like guys are good at stuff girls are good at stuff Damn it. I just can't I can't imagine considering John being able to get through the word culture. Oh, that's a good point All right, so we wait time between myself the review girl and crows. Keep it going our next entry

Who said it? between myself, the review girl and Kroge, keep it going. Our next entry. Who said it? Because of cancel culture, there's a high chance that we're never gonna have another Louis CK, Patrice O'Neill. These guys that would say whatever they wanted for the sake of funny. Who said it? All right, who's talking about cancel culture? Again, that seems like a paddy seat cups thing to me. Well, no not really

Shit, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go the opester. You can do it too. It's fine. I'm going opster going opster Paddy seat cups you go paddy seat cups Casey Those are the only options is it the title wide up wide up whatever you want. Oh Could have been me. I'm going, I'm going, Patty C-Copes. Okay, let's find out. One, two, three. Because of cancel culture.

Oh, yes. Oh yeah. There is a high chance that we're never going to have another Louis CK. Yep, Patrice O'Neal. I sounded like him It was too these guys That would say whatever it wanted Hey, Grozier. It's a funny You might have won that's all for this Who said it you guys win brought you by the card of electric podcast that work

Some of most famous podcasts on the attract today the Cardiff Electric podcast that we're all some of the most famous podcasts on the Etra today. Wow. Alright, well, expect to see a little something in your bonus checks this week. Wow. I got to say, man, Cardiff Electric, your voice sends shivers of terror down my spine. But God damn, that's a good game. That is a good game and a good thing to call a quit sound crotch.

Anything you want to promote my friends. Yes, I will be on the subreddit later and I'm not mad at the crew. I'm not mad at the fucking crew. But I'll talk to you guys there. All right, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony.

That was a great episode. That was really great. Starting in the must-visor of Morning Radio. I'm down to show nymphos right now! Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

It was a great job, everyone. What's going on on the internet? Internet. This week we begin with our friends at the Who Are These Podcasts Facebook Group. Josh flies a very special flag in proclaims, fly the thin brown line to honor all those brave souls pooping on company time. Matthew asks an important question, what about fapping on company time?

Case proudly states, I don't poop for free. Cassie Kujo is pissed. Carl, where are my bonus episodes? I'm not paying one whole dollar for no bonus episodes. Leo says, bonus apps are best apps. Lewis requests, more stuttering idiot analysts please. To which Cassie replies, please put John in a room with Arie again, PyrChaos. And over in our YouTube channel, Severius responds to the latest offering, featuring the Oakser's livestream and Eric from Speaking for Funny, Opie is the personification of PyrKringe and it is BEAUTIFUL.

Indian bra, right? The most insightful thing in this joctoboring of Opie was pointing out that one of the things Opie misses most is mistreating and abusing his staff which is why he spends so much time performatively yelling, slash blocking, livestream comments. A pathetic Opie.

Jimmy Norton opines, this needs to be a weekly thing. Not even joking. Do not stop. Smokin says, Nice team up! If it weren't for your two channels, OP would be unbearable.

And swinging by the old subreddit, you take your chances, submits. Tried to listen to this as I was going to sleep last night, but curls and suscent screaming was too much. A look here, man, comments. Love the misfit story. Unfortunately, my first show was seeing the bullshit misfits with Jerry only. Dirt merchant 1980.

Well, you got the t-shirt, didn't you? That's what matters. Specialist 87 shares. More crowsh, please. The rage in this man is a gift to us all. Deeply unprincipled. Speaking for fun, he was great. Didn't make it about himself, allowed Carl to do his thing, and brought no personal

beef to the show. That's how it's done. And elsewhere Mike plays us out with, Eric was satisfactory. Very good. Alright, so this is the return of Casey to read some reviews. It's been a minute. You remember I do this. I think so. All right. Let's do it. See. All right. for the content of your show. Needs more Stuttering John by stop making me cringe. I'm not enough Stuttering John. I'm not enough.

I'm left wanting more John. There's just so much Stuttering John. I don't know what they're talking about. Is that a five star review? Yes, that is a five star review. Thank you. Bam. All right. Next one. This is it. No one's ever said that about Center. It's just not enough stuttering job. Like that was never something that they got from the tonight show or Howard Stern. That was never feedback. It's amazing. Exactly.

All right, next one. So far, so all right by Earthbound Junkie. Just reached episode 54 and the new theme song is quite catchy. I look forward to coming back to your cobra commander and Kevin have to say for many, many episodes to come. That bad news. That's a five-star or to imagine? Yes, that's a five-star or to do it. Very good. Shoot.

Okay, this is the last one that's interesting. Wrong by me, not you 22 51 Carl is simply attempting to cobble together a living in his basement. It's not nice. He was very mean to me. Whoa The fuck was that What just happened. What does that mean? That was a weird one. Is that a one star? Yes, we're okay What just happened? What just happened? It was a weird one. Is that a one star? Yes. Weird, okay. Sorry, I was...

The animation never meant to him. I'm very sorry that I was mean to you. My apologies. All right, let's go through some voicemails real quick. Before I do that though, we should probably get an update since we haven't talked to you in a little while. Casey, about your boobs, how are you doing? I have put on five pounds.

Congratulations. Excellent. Very good. I'm glad to hear that. Yeah. I'm glad you're in back. I'm excited. So we're getting back to normal.

We're all excited. Yeah, we're all looking forward to this. We're looking forward to an update in our Patreon. Can I say a quick question? What's the nitrogen component of your soil? And talk real slow? I miss what did you say? Kind of what is the nitrogen component of your top soil? Like nitrate. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Rose, put your pants back. Oh, so I forgot you guys

were here. You know, we had to talk about nitrogen cycle? Oh, please. Can you call me in for the show? Yeah, I'm your This is like week two of me being a patron and I've basically only listened to WATC for the past two weeks. Nice. Sorry, that was a burp. Man, the show's so good, dude. Thank you, buddy.

And I got to see the pictures of Vic and Casey. Not bad. There's no way this audience, your audience, is attractive enough to turn down either of those women, bro. I agree. I guarantee you, like, ensure big as a butter face, but, dude, come on, look at those kids. Anyway, don't call me back. Fuck you. So I've seen our audience. We did a live show and I agree with you. Yeah. No

one's kicking these girls out of bed for eating crackers. That's for sure. What? Married is neat to sleep with one eye open. Okay, we didn't bring up the fact that it's largely rumored that Pat and Kild is first wife and that Marit should be afraid. But, um, slip and allegedly. Yeah, yeah. For legal reasons, that's all a joke. Crazy speculation. Yeah, yeah. What's up, Carl? I got one more thought here. I just want to say you're the Edward Bernays of podcasting.

You are effectively socially engineering on these podcasters. And I love it, man. I love it. Keep doing your thing. You're a genius. I don't know how you're able to do the seamless ads for that band from Seattle. They got pretty good music too. I'm not going to even lie. I think it helps that they got good music. So psyched effectively changed my mind. Sweet.

I will purchase Seattle. So that's why you're the Edward for NAGES, man. The social engineering, your creeping ideas, and the people's hands, your shaping the way they live, and behave. I commend you for that. All right, man, I'll see you about this later. All right, man, let's not forget there's also a $25 tier on our Patreon that you could sign up for every single month. That is a frightening proposition.

I know, I know, a crotus makes certain college like that this capi right carl is actually influencing people and i think i did it on the globe this is fucking terrifying uh i mentioned i on force earlier he uh... called him hey carls i on force i just uh... listen to the four minutes of dead air from southern john uh... that she was unlistenable. And the whole time I just kept picturing him saying that exact same thing to his fucking flaccid penis when he can't get it up with this weird girlfriend.

You can't wait for him to come. Just like, come on. Come on, give me something. Oh, right. Maybe I'll try this. I'll try. I'll try blowing on my nuts. Okay, okay.

Come on. Come on. Stay with me. Oh, maybe there's something. I'm sorry, it's gonna be a while. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, good, yeah. All right, don't talk about that. I do not want to think about John trying to get it up with that weird girl, but okay, it's fun. Thank you so much for calling them out on watching fucking video. Wow, they're going to a radio show.

Through still things that the best fit that they did when they did sports radio was watch a fucking drama right away from the police. I don't know how to fuck that translate to radio. I don't know if that's true, that's the best bet. But I'll ask them. We'll find out. Thank you very much. Hello. Yes. This is the OP Information Network company calling. I am agent doggy and I am calling. I need to see

all communications about OP's secret private network of COVID information sources. We hear at Oink, that's what we call ourselves Oink, it's the OP information network company. You cannot provide you with secrets unless you listen to OP's radio show on the internet. Please donate to his super chats. I'll fuck the three-triepers. Okay, I didn't share that, that thing. Oh, and there.

Eight Kyle, it's Adam, he's your friend, he's easy. Hey, easy. Listen Kyle, I'm calling to tell you, I'm not gonna be able to do your show anymore in the future and the reason is because not because you're a country, but because I'm a country and I decided I can't do that to your fans anymore. So, in conclusion, if anybody calls sounding like me asking to do your show they are an imposter and you should hang up immediately So because I'm not gonna do it again. Don't ask me

Don't call me asking to do the show again. I can't do that to your fans because I'm too big about Guy he just needs a white vitamin water Vita Min water Little Vita Min water the old boy. I thought that was a pretty good museum fragile actually Maybe it was Stop calling him because of his girlfriend. I think we're okay, right? Yeah, when I whenever someone tells me to get real serious with a girlfriend That's why I This is someone who enjoyed blind Mike on the show. Hey Carl, the only gay furry deliciousness to the podcast.

Hey, next time you have a blind Mike on, ask him about the time that his college roommate had to get rushed to the ER because he jacked off too much uh... i was i was the one that wrote them to the e-r and uh... also have blind michael more that dude fucking fuck yeah it was good uh... has always part thanks carl all right well the gay furry community is now endorsing w-a-t-p sky's the limit how do you end up in the no way the only gay furry?

Yeah, yeah, no case he saw the crowd in Chicago. There was crows. Are you trying to say that you've experimented with this and there's no way to end up with the ER from jerking off too much? Dude, I I jerked off like 19 times before I got here today. No one here's so calm. Maybe he was like fucking a watermelon or something what was this guy doing then he ended up in the ER Listen, I don't know what race he was Crow is that's a little bit. Oh, hey Hey Carl, I just made it to the review segment for the first time in a long time Holy shit man, you got to fix that. I know it's after the show and everything, but oh my God, I will not be doing that for a long time.

I do really like the new... You probably listen to this. Who said it game though, that is absolutely fantastic. That should be moved to the main show, but the voice mail reviews, I don't know what it needs, but it needs something, you got to fix that. Well, this is the first time in a long time. We had a professional review girl. Correct.

We've been... We've had the substitutes, these fucking hacks, these fucking, uh, fucking pardons, shit, that fucking come and read. No, now today is a special treat. Correct. Mm-hmm. The lovely and talented kids.

Talk about my soil at the end, too. That's right. She wiped the dirt off her hands just for this. Hey, long time no see her first time, caller. I know you're doing Stuttering John's book in the Patreon, but I will join the Patreon if you do Stuttering John's movie. All right. This is comedy called.

All right. Call me back. That's a good idea. I know Merced it, but I'm far enough removed from watching that, and I think that would be a pretty fun thing to do as a Patreon bonus of video version of the show. I would love that.

I've always seen clips of it, and it is atrocious. I would be walking. Well, I'd love to get you and Vinnie, and maybe we'll get some other people together to just, you know, react in real time to what you see. Yeah, Ms. 3WATP 3000. Yes, precisely. Yeah, Casey, what are you doing right now? Yeah, come on. I'd love to go back to

New York where I can't do anything. Yeah, I have to wear mask everywhere. That sounds really great. It sucks. New York sucks. Why don't you guys come down here? Okay. Yeah, seriously. Let's do it because I don't like anyone there. That's what we all say with you. All right. Hey guys, what's the difference between W-A-E-T-B and the misfit? I can stomach listening to the misfits twice. Ooh. Ooh. That's hard car, man.

That's a one-star. That's a one-star. Oh, God. He had to be told to be a funny joke at our gig the other night. He goes, what's the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker? Betty didn't wait to get to 100 before she died. Something like that. died I passed it up Hey guys calling back about that last joke I went back and listen to the misfits and I definitely can't stomach listening to

The mission or w-h-e Yeah, call me back. Okay, that's why that's why I kept that voice. Well, I would die rubber That's not you get a decent kicker. All right, we gotta get out of here Casey good to talk to you. Don't be a stranger. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'll try my best Yeah, okay, the weather's great here. So that's why I've been so busy So nice that's how you're right now. Thanks. Thanks. Hey right now. Yeah, I love it in. Thanks. Thanks. A A K C. Yeah. Fuck you. Ha ha ha ha.

Jesus Christ. I open invitation y'all are welcome to come. All right. I'll show up at K C time. Yes, seriously. Stock stock that fridge for us. Yeah. Yeah. Fresh fresh eggs every morning.

We're bringing Vinnie to us. Stock the fruit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fresh fresh eggs every morning. We're bringing Vinnie to his doctor. He's going to wait for the end to get laid. We don't have a pizza place here. So he's resourcefully. He can do a lot of things at Vity. People think he just eats pizza, but I've seen to meet a lot of the things. Well, I'm actually making a homemade pizza tonight. so, you know, I'm pretty good at it.

Vinnie's car is started and he's out of the way to the airport. Yeah, it's time to dinner. He's there. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. That was a great episode. That was really great.

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