Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep294 - On Air with Ryan Seacrest

Episode Date: January 16, 2022

Ryan Seacrest is still on the radio and why wouldn't he be with great bits like Ryan's Roses and amazing guests like Heidi Klum. And let's not forget his cohosts. There's whatshername, the blonde girl, and the hispanic one. Eric Zane joins us to discuss Ryan's sounders, Stuttering John's love life, Opie's parking spot, Tom Myers' joke delivery, and Patrick Michael's silky voice. Also, Dr. Steve drops by, there's another "Who Said It?" and Vic is fired up! https://ericzaneshow.com/ https://www.doctorsteve.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be reviewing a show called OnAir with Ryan Seacrust. This is a suggestion from Drew Lane. We have both listened to the separately we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is show hosted by Ryan Seacrust, Sissony, Tanya Red, and Patty Rodriguez. It airs 6, 8, and 10 a Monday through Friday on KISS FM, out in LA. And it's interesting because as you know, Ryan Seacrest is in New York,

he does that show with Kelly Ripa, I believe. Okay. Yeah. You familiar with this? Of course. So what he does is the first hours like pre-recorded of the show because he's on TV at that time. And then he hopped on it like 10 his time to do the show. I had no idea. I was wondering how the hell that happened. I thought, how is this even going on? And so what's interesting though is the show is only, you know, they only talk for like 50 minutes

is that because of what you just said or do they put all of that available on the podcast? No, it's because they play so much music. It's mostly, you know, because they're on the hit station. So it's mostly a radio show with playing all the hits. So there was one episode from this Monday, there was 38 minutes. So four hour show and 38 minutes of them talking,

coming out of it. And I got a wonder how much they're paying Ryan Seacrest to be on the radio in one market when he's on television, producing TV shows like, how is it possibly worth his time to do this? I'm surprised. Right, they must make it really worth this time and it must do incredibly well because for what they're doing, which is, I mean, this is a really basic, basic show, you could get any

idiot to do what they are doing seriously. Correct. And actually, I want to point out that I thought the one thing I wouldn't be able to goof on is Ryan C. Cress ability to speak as a broadcaster, but right out of the gate, I listened to Friday's episode. All right. And right out of the gate, we got some bad news. So we have some family news to share.

Atanya is here. Patty is here. Sistening is out today. We heard, she sounded a little congested and she then notified us. Let's know she has some symptoms and she's getting her COVID test. So Sistening is really the main co-host that I believe Ryan leans on quite a bit. Okay. And she calls in sick, she might have COVID. Now the way he explains that you think like, oh shit is everyone else on the show concerned about that.

And this is what I'm talking about with just really bad broadcasting. But I mean, just I don't know if anybody really cares, but we are in separate places. Yeah, you're in New York. Yeah, very nice. You know, right, it's pretty far apart. I'm glad you bring that up about what, I mean, I have a clip and bear with me, I'm trying to find it while I sound like him. Oh my God, I actually sound like him.

There is a, he's talking about a, a, a, a, bad diet and you talk about bad broadcasts. This is a perfect example of that. It's my cut number seven. Now, this is the longest cut I have. It's about a minute, but listen to what they do when you talk about bad broadcasting, what takes place in this clip right here?

It's not the wrong size. It did fit. Like after I went on my three day broth crash diet between Christmas and New Year's, and now it's back to not fitting because it's I don't know because a picture of it really quick and lob a tag picture of my tag Oh, this is if you're with me yeah tops today with me's watching movies Right, I don't need your face just the tag

Well, I'm trying to get how do you get the tag there perfect over to this This is a bad-out How do you get the tag? They're perfect. Over to this. What are I? This one. This is a bad out. I'm sorry. Sorry. The big ways to try. Do you want this? Do you want this to get to Robbie?

Is that why? I do. Yeah. I feel like you weren't a really pretty red color too that I want. It was burgundy. Burgundy, yeah. All right.

Can we do some air? I'm sending one of the most recognizable faces in all of entertainment and the second biggest radio market in America is taking a picture of a tag on his shirt and a show that only talks for 45 minutes per day is wasting all this time with this bullshit. I think even the guys from Compton would be like,

we're out air, be professional, what are you doing? Right. He's nowhere near the microphone, he's mumbling. No. I think he's phoning it in, man. And I don't blame him in some ways because they surrounded him with dummies. He is surrounded by the dumbest people.

So after he explains the Cisney-S COVID, and then this petty Rodriguez woman. So she's the medical expert who's gonna weigh in on the protocols. Yeah. Yeah. So she's the medical expert who's going to weigh in on the protocols. Yeah. Yeah. So what's the protocol, Patty? Let's, you know, she's with Michael. She's with the kids. So what happened? You guys went through this. I mean, I think eventually, if she's sick, with COVID, eventually the entire family catches it. There are some instances where despite the fact that you're all in the same room,

you have like super immunity and you won't even catch it. But, you know, it happens. Thank you for that dynamite information. Yeah, talk about a question that everyone in America can answer for Ryan Seacrest. He has to turn to her for that. He goes, Erick, one of the protocols, and you would think that would mean,

like, well, she should probably stay secluded, you know, like, things like that. And then she goes, well, everyone's gonna get it. Or maybe not. Those aren't protocols. That's just predicting what's gonna happen. Right. But, Patty is such a dynamic personality.

All you have to do is throw it to her and then just watch magic. And Patty, you're feeling symptoms again? Well, you know, I started feeling the exact same symptoms last night. And I am getting tested again. This is an on air talent. On air personality and L a boarded drive time. I have an example of how they give him nothing to and this is, this might be why Ryan

Secrets is like, fuck it. You don't care. I don't care. He's talking about something that's actually pretty cool, the electronic show. I forget what it's called, the CE, whatever. But there's a car that he saw that you can push a button in the car and the car changes color, all right? Okay. Ending on your mood. the car and the car changes color, all right? Okay.

Ending on your mood. The color of the car changes. Like a mood ring. I love it. You press the button, you mood change, the car changes colors. I think what, isn't that going to be tough for the authorities? All units respond. There is a red BMW. Right. the the the

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the the the the the the the the the the That's like fair enough for me. It's like, all right, that's the average age it's over. Right. I like how he says it. They didn't get the joke.

And then he, he like explained it in the good. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. So this other person on the show is name is Tonya Rad. And Tonya also just sucks. By the way, let's not. Let's get to this.

You sent me a note about this rare zodiac sign, Tanya. I want to get to that in a little bit. Do you remember sending that? No. Did that not come from you? Definitely not. Wait, is your number? My name in your phone is T-rad.

T, hold hold on T rad Yeah, you sent this to me. You're on this chain Did you not remember sending it? I said you this Listen you and sonny boy. What's going on with you? Well, are you okay? Do you think a program director or someone would pull this out and go? What are you doing? Right what you're you're giving I don't think that anyone props for Ryan or they don't give him any notes. He seems totally unprepared all the time.

Here's another example of just no one knowing what he's talking about. Yeah. Working progress was the other thing I was, you said to me early at the beginning of the show that I was as well. Oh, Montanya or me. Tanya, remember?

I said, yeah, that's me. I'll just live in that space of. It was at six o'clock this morning. I'm not sure if I can get a little bit of a little bit of little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a Everyone has a pandemic brain. How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? I knew I'm surrounded by assholes. I had to really been put in the spot with the dumbest people I've ever heard of the microphone in front of them. Oh, he's poor guy. I have to try to make a conversation with them. And this is a, this is a common thing throughout the show. It seems like what starts out as something they end up focusing on miscommunication and

things like that. And it, you know, that turns into the bit itself. I'm beginning to wonder if they're actually planning this because it actually is pretty amazing to hear all the awkwardness when it actually happened. Oh, I actually have, we have to talk about Ryan's roses. Oh my God, you know, you're, I'm glad, is this an everyday thing? Cause on the episode I listened to, they did it.

And then they obviously did it on yours. Well, I went back to Monday to find a Ryan roses because I heard them promote the one that was coming up this next Monday. So I go, it's just happened on Monday, so I grabbed it. And I want to start this off. Everyone knows War of the Roses. This is a long time morning radio gag where they call someone up who's cheating on their

significant other. Tell them he's won roses. Who do you want to send them to? Catch him in the act and then bring on the person that's being cheated on to confront them on the radio. None of it's real. None of this is legal to do. It's all fake. It's all acting very poorly acted, the script suck.

It's hilarious. So this is the the setup here. Here's what I saw. They were together and I wanted to be sure that he's still on me. Okay, because they were happy. They were happy feeling they were happy, he's feeling they were all over each other. I'm so upset, I can hardly speak.

And then I was just so uncomfortable and he came over to me because he saw me, right? And he introduced me to this woman as his coworker. But he never said, hey, this is my mother-in-law. All right, so this is the mom of the married woman and she sees her son-in-law all over this other woman. Okay, I was gonna say, because she sounds like a 65-year-old lady

who no one would want to hit. Correct. Yes, you nailed that one. Theater of the mind indeed. All right, so now Ryan has to pretend, and this is what you were talking about, where maybe the cluelessness is part of the show, is part of the charm of it. Because this woman calls in and tells the story.

Now, Ryan has pretend like, okay, so now what do we do with that information? So are we calling your son-in-law? Is that what we're doing here, Sissini? Yeah, we can call him and offer him the roses and see who he sends them to. So, Katherine, I need to be very quiet until we get them on the phone and we find out some information, okay? Okay. It's called Ryan's roses.

He goes, we're coming up Ryan's roses, then they bring this woman out and he goes, so what are we doing with this? We're going to call this guy. Yeah, we're going to call him and offer roses. Oh, interesting. Okay. That's cool. That's a good angle.

Thanks, David. You know, one of the things about these bits that always nowadays, it makes him, well, there's a million reasons why they sound unbelievable. But most people, if an odd number calls, no one picks it up. Right. That's true. I mean, it always gets picked up whenever this bit is done. And if you were to do this, people just let it go to voice.

Well, nobody, nobody actually does that. If I don't have your number in my phone, it doesn't even ring. I don't even get a notification about it. It's set up to just ignore all these numbers. So yes, correct. No one ever answered the phone. It's like 7 30 a.m. too. And everyone's out and about doing shit. None of it makes sense. All right. So this is Ryan because everyone knows this is fake. So now he's really pushing how real this is. Go ahead and say this for me, Ryan, you have my permission to call and then his name on KISS FM. Okay, you have my permission to call on KISS FM. All right, we're gonna do that now, Captain. Here we go. Be very quiet. That's not how permission works. You can't get permission from a third party.

No, no, no, because as soon as the phone, as soon as the other guy picks a fucking phone up, that is a huge violation. Correct, but I like that it's like the person who's pissed at this guy. Let's get their permission to fuck with him. Okay, I'm gonna be permissioned. Yeah, of course. All right, ready for some really bad acting. So they call this guy up and, you know, hey, also, they get to it so quickly too.

They're like, hey, I'm from the florist down the street. We're just giving out a dozen roses to people randomly. So who do you want to send him to? He's just like, oh, great. You know, never too. They're like, hey, I'm from the forest down the street. We're just giving out a dozen roses to people randomly. So who do you want to send them to? He's just like, oh, great. You know, that room just like don't call me anymore. Hang on. Right.

They're always all excited about it. This guy's acting is terrible. Great. Right. The name of the person you want to send the roses to, we can start there and then put a note. OK. Uh, Jasmine. Oh, God.

To Jasmine. Okay. And what would you like to put on the card? Jasmine. Wow. Wow. Wow. What's going on? Catherine, what's your daughter's name? Acting is going on. My daughter's name is Amber. It's not Jasmine. I love the, the moment of hesitation where he's like, uh, she has my wife or my mistress, wife or mistress, wife or, uh, Jasmine, you know, like it

was so difficult for him to make that decision. Uh, he tries to keep these, um, he tries to like bolster his case that it's real because the one that I heard, same incident, same thing just happened, uh, as yours. But the guy said, guy said no, I don't want to send flowers to anyone I don't I don't want to participate in this and then That that kind of went on for a little bit and then all of a sudden Ryan jumps in and says hey, this is Ryan How come you don't want the roses? And it was all fucked up and I was like you got to be kitty bee They screwed up their own bits. Well, no, he actually,

he was being coy enough and good enough that he ended up saying, oh, sorry, because then the girlfriend comes on or the wife and then he's like, well, yeah, you know, I guess I gotta have a conversation with you. So he kind of basically admits it without actually getting the fucking roses. And I'm like, why did you even do it that way?

I guess they got to change it up because it can't be so predictable. This is, this is a continuation on here, more acting and more of trying to reinforce. This is all real people. All right. Justin, I want to explain your voice is being broadcast on the radio. Your mother-in-law, Catherine is on the line. She saw you out with another woman at a restaurant. She felt like it was inappropriate.

The interactions you guys were having. You just said Rose is now two another woman. What's going on? I'm very, you're on me. I'm on the radio. Yes, that's right. Catherine, but what's, you're putting me on the radio?

Okay, guys, just, hey, just see though, I'm Ryan C. Cross, you know, you're listening to the hit FM, to Tasia and don't forget to say our call letter. So anyway, and he's like, wait, I'm with the radio. No one would ever do that, especially, I mean, maybe if you're in some po-dunk town, you know, with the people, I mean, I don't know, maybe you'd roll the dice. But nobody does that. No one just puts someone on the air. Also, if you're talking to Ryan C. Cross, I think that would be like the exciting part.

Holy shit, what's up Ryan? Right, no, it's like, fuck you, Catherine, why you put me on the radio? And you know what else he does? When he gets to the point where he'll say, hello, I'm Ryan, I'm on the radio. He doesn't, at least he didn't on the one that I heard. He didn't say this is Ryan's secret.

He just says, this is Ryan. I work on the radio. And then the guy is, I guess he's just supposedly never notices that it's Ryan's secret. I mean, what the fuck is going on here? Well, I have the exciting conclusion from the one that I listen to. This really ends with a bang. So you're not cheating and you weren't all over Jasmine in the restaurant. from the one that I was until this really ends with a bang. So you're not cheating and you weren't all over Jasmine in the restaurant.

This is, you know, Katherine, you've really crossed a line here. It's not, I'm sorry, this is, makes me very uncomfortable right now. See the difference what I'm talking about. I, somebody helped me here. I know I'm just a mother and I'm not my daughter. He's hung up. All right. I don't know what to tell you

What kind of Zady bit is that word I have to think I hate it up. Fuck you So weird He does he does all sorts of fake bits to I don't know if you caught this one, but the idea on this one was, they're talking about something and then they hear audio from something that they shouldn't be hearing. And there's like, Hey, where's that audio coming from? Stop the hammering. Yeah. It's my cut three. Okay. Is there anything else I don't do that you'd like for me to fix? I mean, while we're here on the list, okay, I run like a maniac. Thought I was supposed to do that and I don't stretch. Well, that's good. I

think it's good, but you don't stretch after. So that's why you're here. But come here, probably. Did your boyfriend have tight hit flexors? I'm curious. He does, but he stretches a lot too after he is. What am I hearing? Christian Gray. What Christian Gray? Who's watching shades? Where's that coming from? Well, the tubs. Mark, what's going on? I talked to someone muted with that from'm not. I'm not. I And you can, I mean, just the silliness, the way he, the way Ryan is like, hey, whoa, wait, what's that guys? Who's watching? And then he announces what it is. Right.

And this, and this goes on for a couple more. If you go to my cut for, they end up talking to this guy who's like a behind the scenes guy. And they, they, they ask him, what's up? Who was it? Who can talk to me? Oops. Oh my God. What is going on? Are you being serious, Jeffrey Tubbs, our engineer? No, not you asshole because you told me to do this. Oh, man, that's bad. And then their cut five is, or I'm sorry, cut six

is the last part of this. What is going on? And at this hour, the morning, I can't even accept it. My coffee was really strong. I don't know. Why did the audio of the movie bleed into our broadcast? Because it says on our show plan, Ryan, that we're supposed to fake that this happened. You know what I also is really lame about this? This is the PG version of watching porn, right? They're like, oh, what are you all horny

up over there watching a girl movie, right? Yeah, good boy. It's kind of what they're trying to imply. Yeah, like he's some kind of monster because he's watching this movie or the show, whatever the fuck it is. Cause he's not watching porn. Right.

Right. All right, so I have another little bit that they do and it's this thing where they like to pump up local businesses, especially businesses that were started by a guy or a girl who used their passion in life to create something from nothing. And Ryan C. Cress has this big build up about how inspirational it is, now amazing it is, and these people can't afford advertising.

So we're going to bring them on and we're going to help out their business. And then he brings the guy on. Gusto bread is an organic panadaria in Long Beach, specializing in bread and panadolche made only with masamadre. What is that? Masamadre is essentially sourdough. It's what's in Spanish is how you taste sourdough. And it is so good. He thought it was something like exotic. And he's like, what is that sourdough?

I thought it was going to eat a more time to say shit with flair. Yeah, probably, but I also love it. The end he goes, and it is so delicious. Ryan's never tasted this bread. I can guarantee you that. So, yeah, unfortunately, poor Ryan now is stuck with this nobody. And yes, there are interview him about his fucking bread that he begs. So he makes interviewing him sound as difficult as it could possibly be. So I, what gave you,

I always feel like it's so in some cases, it's hard. We're conditioned. We're trained to think, oh, I love to bake. That's my hobby. Oh, I love to do, you know, yoga. That's my hobby. But when we feel like we want to not with everybody, but some people are conditioned as kids that think, oh, that can't be your job. That's what you love. That's what you do when you're not working around the clock. But you felt differently about that. How did you get there? That's a long way

to go for how did you get there? Yeah. The question is literally, you turn your passion into work. How did you do that? A lot of people want to do that. Right? Because I figured out a way to say that. And I wanted, I had the urge to just punch the fucking words out of them that whole time. Just fucking say it. What are you doing to say? Just fucking say it. So at the end of this interview, I think that Ryan might be overstating how important this guy who started Gusto Brattas. People like yourself are true that are really going after it doing something they love and making a great product. And frankly, bread has gotten us through this pandemic. So thank you.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. We're to see you live with your sourdough bread. Yeah, there you go guys. Big takeaway is bread got us through this pandemic, which is still going on. And then afterwards, right after he hangs up with this guy, he's still talking about bread. that afterwards, right after he hangs up with this guy, he's still talking about Brad. And his co-host asked the dumbest fucking question possible. He was crazy. My brain works in a weird way. I'm smelling the bread right now. Like I have your Roma going through my nose into my brain, making my stomach grow.

What kind of bread? You know the big round one, Patty, a big round with a crust. You know a loaf of bread. You know, like, what kind of bread are you smelling? It's not real, Patty. It's not real bread. I'm just telling you, you know, I can sense bread if we were just talking about it. You have enough for everyone.

I'm smelling butter. Can we find our forces here? It would be so much better if they actually You know answered honestly kind of like what you just did to their stupid questions. Yeah It doesn't fucking matter and these people you can't get the betalk and then when they do they ask the dumbest fucking questions Did you have any celebrity guests on the show that you listen to? I did. I'm glad you bought that up. Yeah. And number 16.

Well, Ryan is teasing his upcoming interview with his famous person on cut 16. All right. Rob blow. Yeah. He had a shirt off. He was a listen to Kenny Chesney. He was on the beach. He was Sunday funding. I mean, obviously we got to have him on to find out what that all means. Okay, hold on. Find out, find out what it means to go to the beach. Is that? I got to hear more about this. You're telling me that Rob Lowe took his shirt off at the

beach on a Sunday. Yeah. Sunday, uh, yeah. I mean, that means something to most people. What could this, this clearly means that he's going to pull a gun on the set of loan star and shoot somebody just like Gallic Baldwin? Is that what that means? Wow. We got a scoop. Right. Secret has a scoop. So he gets this guy on, which, um, he, he had him on a talk Sunday, Sunday in his shitty fireman show. And then conversation kind of takes you to a TV show. He has TV show called, it's a fireman show. Yeah, I think it's called 911 Lone Star.

So I'm shit. I know that is because they talk about it here. So that's my cut 20. I mean, every week I get to do these incredible that is because they talk about it here. So that's my cut 20. I mean, every week I get to do these incredible rescues. And you know, what I, so that's how to size the kid and me. And then what I really love is that it's very different than a lot of the other sort of traditional firefighters shows because they write really, and I mean, this in the best positive way, weird stuff for me to do is an actor.

Oh, like a videotape me having sex with a 16 year old is that? This guy is just trying to live his life. Is that the type of weird or is it, you know, I don't know, go to the door with an axe. Well, there's one episode we make chili. That's the first 30 minutes out there. But you get to see every single ingredient that goes into this chili. And then season four coming up,

we're gonna rescue two cats out of the same tray. Yep, that's gonna be a big star. There's a whole mini series around us bringing our boots onto intersections and raising money. It's very exciting stuff. Yeah, they're very, very cool. I know.

I like all the, I like all the fire, fire, fire, or stereotypes. They're all, they can take on the cops, take on the cops and hockey. Yeah, I have friends who are fire fighters, so I know this to be true. It's a lot of playing cards. It's a lot of sitting around. Absolutely, absolutely. They, in Cup 21, they talk, Rob talks about his podcast, which I know you've talked about before.

I don't know if it was just on Drew's show, or if you did it on Who Are These Podcasts, but Roblo talks about his podcast. Literally with Roblo, and that's where I take people. And you need to come on. You're the perfect guest because everybody thinks they know you because you're everywhere and you work so hard and people love you. But then you get to come on my podcast and show a total other side of you and I've had people like, you know, I'm positive.

I'm positive you're real quick. People love you and think you're great but you come on my show and prove them all wrong. From your ass. What do you want to do? think you're great, but you come on my show and prove them all wrong. From your ass. Why would I even talk? Can't even complete a sentence. You're shitty actor. These are all things you can do on my show. People like, you know, Gwyneth Paltrow, Magic Johnson, Jennifer Aniston, the Matthew McConaughey, and it's a long form interview.

Will we just, you feel like you're just observing and sitting in on a like two folks having dinner that you know? Yeah, two douche bags who are really rich and completely unrelated, and you can sit in there and watch them give each other hand jobs. It's the same as every other celebrity podcast. Every single one of these podcasts is too famous people having a boring, mundane conversation. They don't say anything interesting ever. And by the way, that Rob Lowe show, holy shit.

That guy gets with Peltro on his show. I'll never forget this. And his first question to her is, how long have you known me? It's exactly right. You know, she's also a pretty big celebrity. You don't have to fucking be the... Everything's about Rob Lowe on that show. So the episode that I also do, they had Heidi Klum.

Come on, and this is, we're gonna do a little teasing before the break. Olivia Rodrigo tickets on Kiss FM and Heidi Klum is gonna join us. She did a song with Snoop Dogg. Have you heard? It's called out. No.

It's called out with Heidi. It's got like, what's the other thing we do that I can't remember? Michael. Oh, yeah. A handful with Michael. Michael. On air with Ryan Seacrest. All right.

That was, that was how weird. It's very awkward. Very awkward. And what is going on with Snoop Dogg? Is he trying to become uncool? Is he doing everything he could do to be uncool? He seems like it, right? Yeah, you know, he does all the stuff

with Martha Stewart, I believe that. He hosts game shows, he acts like such a weirdo. For some reason, people still think he's a really cool guy. Listen to the song that he did with Heidi Klum If you want to tell me jinninn and Ju Skye is doing this in 2022, holy fuck. What happened?

I don't understand the appeal of Snoop Dogg anymore. He's become the most uncleist of Uncle Tom's. A manager of all. He's a grandpa. All right, so Heidi Klum comes on and I just thought this was an asshole question out of right, C. Crest. What have I missed in your real life that I need to know about?

My kids grew up that is like insane. I got married. Did I see you since I got married? I know that part. Yes, I know that part. Tell me something about something that's changing your personal life. It's the last time we hug out. I don't personal life since the last time we hug out. I don't know what's up.

When we hug out, what do you mean you got a question? Is that? Well, yeah, he does. He's going to forget to get off of us. Him throwing that out there, you run a real risk that that's going to be the dead end that it was. Because what if she doesn't, I mean, what is she just want to, want you fucking reveal anything to you? And asking someone about what's changing their personal life, that's the hardest thing to do. You ever go to like a high school reunion, Eric?

Yeah, I went to watch. You see someone you haven't seen in 10 years, 20 years? Hey, what do you put up to? How the fuck do you answer that question? It's always dangerous too, because they might have fucking cancers. Right, right, right, yeah. What's been known with you? Well, I got my tits lobbed off.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, besides, I never know when you're going to get it to mixed bag. You know, you just want to go, hey, good to see and move on to the next person. Besides, the only reason why you go there is to see how fat everybody is. Well, that's true. Ryan Secrets asks another question that goes nowhere. And it's a dead-end question He asks about Snoop Dogg giving Heidi Klum a nickname when they hung out together to record this track

What did he call you? I feel like he didn't call you Heidi Yeah, he calls me Heidi. He always has nicknames. I feel like he always says nicknames for people Did he have a nickname for you? No, he just called me Heidi. Oh, what? Interesting. No, what? Interested no the opposite of it you're saying I'm not going to call me Heidi. What? Interesting. Nope. What? Interesting. No, he has some interesting. Yeah, everything is a dead end with this guy.

He's a complete drip. I mean, seriously. I know. For as much money as this guy makes and all these people and support he has, this is, this is all, I mean, a couple of Hammond Eggers in the middle of fucking Spokane could do this shit. And because you're a radio guy, this must have been driving you crazy. The way that these bumpers come in in the middle of conversations, it doesn't sound like

they do a good job of taking the competition to the break. Here's an example. I know, and the number is large, but the space is small, so I'm wondering if it does something to your psyche. It's not for me. On air with Ryan Seacrest. Super jarring stood out to me big time. Yeah, it's quiet.

It's quiet. And there's just like, oh, there with Ryan Seacrest. On air. Oh, Jesus Christ. Carl, you should do that. You should just the middle of a conversation. Maybe just drop out a joke or just say something random. That doesn't know and would expect.

This is what you do. You do that because it's like, hey, we're gonna hit them unexpectedly and they're gonna stay with us through the commercials because we shak this shit out of them. Yeah, I'm gonna start doing that Eric because I think that On air with Anyway, thank you for putting that together for me Eric I did nothing I didn't You did the yummy yummy part I Can tell Oh God yeah that that whole shit that radio formulaic shit is, you know, I guess, I guess it works, but whatever. That's the only production though. In this

entire show, I was kind of surprised about that. They didn't really seem to have much else going on. No, there was a lot of fake conflict. There was a get this. This is one particular thing that I thought they, Tony is setting up a, is it Tony? Is that her name Tony? No, I don't know. Okay. Whoever she was, she's setting up a phone topic. Okay. Okay.

Now this is, this is my cut 12 and I'm going to, it's going to take a couple of cuts to get the whole effect of it, but this is my cut 12 and I'm going to it this is going to take a couple of cuts to get the whole effect of it, but this is got 12. On air with. I'm going to. Yummy. You're. All right, then we're back. You said, God, cut 12 for this one.

Yeah. All right. Cut 12. I didn't prepare for that conversation. That's what I want you guys to think about. So you you you date. You break up and then you have a conversation about what? Okay. So what's going on here is she's inspired by something she's going to talk about it.

And just a second, as what inspired her. But people are dating, they break up and then they agree to have a phone conversation or have any conversation about the relationship. So one of these relationship kind of topics and, you know, Ryan thinks, okay, what are we going to talk about? That's what he thinks she wants the bit to be about. But that's not true. Cut number 13. Well, whatever it may be, you might, you guys might just want to talk about things. Maybe you're talking to get back together. Maybe you're talking because you finally have calmed down and you've had some space. Whatever it is, I want to talk about it because I thought about this. Sean Mendez and Camila Cabello, we know they broke up.

That news came out last year. And TMZ posted some photos of the two of them walking their dog Tarzan. And they're blurry photos. You can't really see, kind of, you know, he's wearing a white t-shirt and jeans and she's in like some beige outfit But I wanted to talk about that conversation that you have face to face with that person after you break up What the fuck? Oh, okay, so I mean that sounds like nothing. I would I would care about What what the conversation would be, but that's not what this is about

she wants to talk about what Camilla Cabello, whatever name is, how she gets ready, like makes her hair up for that conversation. Oh, Jesus. Stephen Moore, come on. Who does? Cut, cut 14. Because you get ready, like the get ready process is a whole thing in and of itself

because I've been there, you know, you break up and then you take a couple days and then you guys meet up to talk, right? I have gone to dry bar, got my hair curled, made sure my makeup was on. You have to have the right outfit. You want to look like you're not trying too hard, but you also want to look really hot. This is a four concept to me. Very, very relatable. Very relatable.

You break up with someone and then you're like, and then in three days, let's get together and talk about it. No, it's okay. Right. We're not talking anymore. Like this was the deepest conversation on this entire episode.

There's one more cut, 15. I'm guessing she got dumped, by the way, in of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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Well, maybe that's what you're trying to convey. So there's like this whole thought process. Do you drink alcohol? Do not drink alcohol? What do you start getting ready? You shave Just in case something happens. You're not going through a Camille and Sean's heads before they got together. You shaved. Of course. Oh my god. Yeah, that's it. And I'm like, I thought they were going

like a different direction in Thailand. But no, and by the way, what the fuck's a drive? A drive-ar, is that when you get your hair blown? Is that, I don't even know. Uh, according to MissyB, it's a Slawon specifically for hair styling. So they don't cut the hair, they just dial it for you. So if you ever gotten into a fight with your wife, uh, and you wanted to fix it, would you start by, you know, shaving and, uh, going to drive-ar. Oh, I definitely start trimming my ball hair a little bit.

Yeah, definitely. Little landscaping and boom. Okay. I can't imagine writing that down on your show plan. Talk about, should I shave my muff or not on the breakup conversation? Yeah, and it's just, the premise doesn't even make any sense. Like, all right, so we got dumped, but I forced this guy to hang out with me one more time like well, that's not gonna work out for anyone but

I want to talk about some of the colors that they got the first color on Friday. I had me rolling Well somebody here might be able to chime in because they say they give advice Which I don't know how any of these people are qualified to give anyone advice on anything well somebody here might be able to chime in what do you have oh good um... well it's just a big dilemma and i i i think with my daughter's girlfriend uh... her name is Emily and she's become or she is a non-binary and she wants to go by the day and then now.

And or she doesn't want to be called her name Emily. She also wants to change. She is now sky. She's become sky. They're towering guns. Yeah. I would love this type of thing because my job, Sky. What a intolerant content. Oh, yeah. I would love this type of thing because my job I my old show years ago was I'd be making fun of how she's breathing too much.

I'd be going, Hey, is are you fucking working out or something? Can you stop breathing so much? And what the fuck are you calling? What do you want? My daughter's friend must become sky now. Yeah, people in California, you know, there's a lot of fucked up people that live there. That's beyond. So the another color calls in and says that her friend is getting married on Super Bowl Sunday. And she wants advice on, because I guess she RSVP before she realized it was

her bowl Sunday and now she needs to back out to watch the game and this is why you can't have one guy and three holes on your shell. It just it doesn't go anywhere. If they scheduled a wedding on the same days the Super Bowl, they don't really want you to come. That's true. That's true uh...

people in this planet that do not watch football at all no i would probably schedule something on a super bowl sunday and have no idea that no but someone would tell you that you're doing that and you would say that's fine and if they don't come great it's a way of weeding people out i'm agreeing with Ryan Seacrest on this one.

Yeah. If he's absolutely right. Absolutely correct on that. And here's the continuation. These co-hosts are a train rack. This is the hardest job at show business. It's a way of weeding people out. No, I don't think so. That sounds too complicated. So he's begging for a facility to come back. Because without her, he just had these two women going, no, to what you just said, you're wrong. Well, that's not how we keep a conversation.

You're like, ladies, this is when he's on the radio. So they can't see it. You know, Ryan should look at them and draw his index finger across his throat pointing to them if they keep disagreeing with them. And you can tell, as the show is wearing on, he misses Cicidi so much. So Tanya, as you know, Cicidi is out. So let's get to your trending report. As Mercury is retrograding, let's get into your trending report. What's with the Mercury is retrograding. Let's get into your training report. What's with the Mercury is retrograde in the beginning of the show.

He's talking about what's going on in the NFL and sneaks this in. The NFL playoffs begin. Chargers are out the Rams don't play until Monday and we are in retrograde. What's with all the astrology? He did that a lot. He did that a lot. If you can jump on my cut number one, this is a two parter. He started the show talking about this on Thursday.

Yeah, and they were talking about tarot cards on Monday when they started the show. I asked you a question so I can prepare myself to handle this my My hip flexors are tight. I don't know if that is a product of what's happening in the I'm telling you I think my theory affects your body No, it affects communication It doesn't the push in the pull of the universe physically push and pull you? I'm with you. I think so too.

Thank you. Mm-hmm. All of that affects you. It affects our hormones, the way the moon is, all that is connected. It is. They talk about this. I've never heard anyone else even bring this up in my life. No, I've never heard this before.

Either Ryan is suggesting that because of this thing that he described, it's making him sore, okay? Okay. And Sissini backs him up. And then the other one, I love this because she explained to the asshole, the very simple reason why his legs are sore in my cut number two. Tell me, how do you know to say no? I'm just going to say I think your hip flexors are tight because you run on the treadmill like a maniac and you don't stretch after. So that might be why your hip flexors are tight. You think that makes more sense than when Mercury is? Is that what you're trying to say, Tania?

No way, no way. No way. It's retrograde. It's not that I'm 50 years old and I don't stretch. That's ridiculous. I have something that I, I'm, oh man, one of your clips that you played, he smacked his lips. I don't know if you noticed the amount of lip smacking.

Right. Oh boy. So I did a little arts and crafts. I have a lip smack super cut. Now, this is all from the Thursday episode. And I didn't get all of them and all the smacks sound the same, but I didn't edit anything. The only thing I did was I increased the volume of the actual lip smack before he speaks. So that's my cut 24. On air, on air with a Ryan Seacrest. Thanks for having us on. Matter of fact, if you're goal. So we'll get to that in a second. What is I mean, Rob Lowe's going to join us a little bit later. Mike was very calm, sent

to somebody from. Yeah. So all right, let's get to Anna. You've got something here for us. Is no one able to give this guy notes? Is that at that famous that no one knows someone go Brian, you got to stop smacking your lips. I. This is the super duper cut of lip smacks. That's almost a rhythm. I felt bad for him in this episode because I felt like his co-host gave him nothing That's almost a rhythm.

I felt bad for him in this episode because I felt like his co-host gave him nothing. And he probably leans more on Cicini. So I I checked out Monday's episode to see what it's like when she's on there. And she really has some dynamite droppens. College football national championship tonight. My Georgia Bulldogs playing Alabama. college football national championship tonight my Georgia Bulldogs playing Alabama. Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus, Brutus,

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What's he talking to? What's he talking to be like that? How come over that? How come over that? I'm serious. You know what? Listening to this made me feel actually pretty damn good. Yeah. Because this, any fuck anybody can do this, anyone can actually can do a lot better job.

And, and with just barely any preparation, this guy isn't doing shit. He's just going in there, rolling in with his pajamas on. He's probably drunk, looking at the fucking mercury and then, you know, whatever, whatever fucking comes up comes up. He's a disguised terrible. The one thing you can't say, he just rolls in there and he's probably drunk. He just got done filming a TV show that was live. And then he goes into the radio studio. It starts doing this. Guys, I heard it's working guys showbiz. I don't know why he gets by that. He's just in a, you think he's in the right place at the right time. He doesn't have hard jobs. That's definitely true. Hey, producer Chris, what brand sweatshirt is that? Can you just show me the, can

you show me a tag on that sweatshirt? I can't really see. This should eat up five minutes. This kid, you look at on air with poor and yummy yummy yummy all right what else you're the covered uh... this is a ryan's big takeaway from the pandemic it's not millions are dead my cut eighteen it's about something else a big takeaway from the. Is it that bread got us through it?

Bread is good. You know, the bread is, he didn't talk about the bread in this episode, he talked about this. I don't, I find myself, honestly, I guess it's because of the last couple of years, the way we've been living, not caring what I'm wearing. About right now, like, I'm wearing a nice top. Not a top, it's a shirt. But then I got like, put drama pants and a yes, I'm in leggings and like a sweater. It's, you know, it is what it is.

We're getting by. Oh, the first world. You got to love it. You know, this guy's asking for it. You know, Howard, Opie and Anthony, they were there when the planes hit the towers. Ryan needs to be on the air when something terrible happens so we can hear him talk about his pajamas. Don't fit. Also, doesn't he have his own product line of shirts? I don't know that it's a good idea for him to go out there and say, yeah, I just like shit is easier. I'm glad you brought that up because he loves to brag

about how rich he is. Oh, really? In my cut, in my cut eight, he's talking about something, he jumped onto the topic of the Mediterranean diet. And he's reminded that he has to tell everybody about something amazing he's working on after, when discussing the Mediterranean diet, it's rich in olive oil. Number eight. And they ranked him at a bunch of different categories.

There was a clear winner. The Mediterranean diet. This is the blue zone diet. I hear that. I may plant based Mediterranean diet, either one I can. Yeah, you emphasis on fruits nuts vegetables all of oil. Do you know that maybe next year or the following year you're going to be able to come to my olive oil shop. Where? Fuck you. I don't know where I'm gonna put it yet, but I'm going to have local LA. What's what plan to sell it to you. Yeah, yeah, what? Put it in your asshole Ryan. Fuckin idiot.

Luba was a ball of oil. At least Eric said it just think of you had the curtain. This is funny. Eric, we were chatting earlier this week and he's like, yeah, I'm pulling some clips here and you know, I'm only pulling stuff if I have like a joke for it Your ass Ryan I know he has that written down probably at all caps

Put it in your ass. All right. I know. Okay. Maybe I do maybe I do I Can go off script a little bit, you know know I could have said show up your keyster. I could have done a lot of things I went on script for that. Yeah, there's there's a lot of there's a lot of avenues for comedy to put it up your ass in your ass all Keyster tailpipe and Dirtpipe all right if you want to hit two or two or three more of those I'll figure out which one's the best and pop it in a buzz for you. Okay, fair enough fair enough All right, what else do you want to hit out here?

Let's see Talked about the fake controversy talked about his legs being sore I think that's it. That's all I got for you. Okay All right in that case, I wanna talk about the worst of 2021 results because I have not talked about this yet. I put polls up on three different sites, it was up on Twitter, in our subreddit, and on Patreon.

And we had over a thousand votes on this. So I will tell you that Andy brought talk show. That was the lowest vote getter with just 88. People thought that was the worst show of 2021. I brought financial feminist. A show that I think is pretty fucking bad. 296 votes for financial feminist. So it comes down to Sarah Silverman or two bears, one cave. And I don't know, what do you think? You think it's gonna be the winner on this?

Prove. The winner with 498 votes is two bears, one cave. That's what Kroge brought. Producer Chris, you brought is two bears, one cave. That's what Kroge brought. Producer Chris, you brought Sarah Silverman, 432. Very close. Give fucking believe it. I know you barely brought Sarah Silver.

And she speaks for herself. You're very, very close to going to the end. Two bears, one cave, was the winner. And speaking of Bert Christchurch, we actually chatted about him a little bit on the bonus show We did a little Bert cast review when I had my buddy Dr. Steve on the show and Dr. Steve is gonna pop on and join us Dr. Steve do you ask you there buddy? I am. Can you hear me? I can hear you fine. Yes, sir. Thanks.

Excellent. Thanks for joining the show. I wanted to promote. We did a great crossover where we're in medicine and who are these podcasts. Combine efforts to talk about Suthering John's book Easy for You to Say. And I had a great time with you, Steve.

That was a lot of fun. And of course, of course, your buddy Eric is with us today. and I had a great time with you, Steve. That was a lot of fun. And thank you for having me. Of course, your buddy Eric is with us today. Next Steve. Hey, Eric. Yeah, he is my buddy. He helped me out a little bit a couple of weeks ago. I really appreciated it.

Yeah, you owe me money for the hand job. Thank you. Steve's home relax. The best one ever. And I hate Carl. Thanks for putting me on after the Ryan C. Chris show. I mean how am I supposed to follow that amazing show my penis is in retrograde after listen Now I'm guessing you also wrote that down and penis was it all caps of course. I put it in the I tried it out in the Discord first. Yeah, put your penis in Ryan's ass hole

All right, I want to talk about the controversy from our show First and oh, oh, no wait, what I didn't actually prepare this So now I have to figure out which clip it is There's controversy. Yeah, so oh something I said no, no, it's actually something that I said Because John starts It's John starts talking about it's early childhood And I thought for sure that he was lying about this I'm gonna play the clip and I'll tell you what my thought

process was, and I'll have a little dispute with the people who think I'm wrong. Anyway, here I am asking my dad to help me with my homework, but he was busy on his bed. Engineering papers strewn out across the duvet. He was busy. How dare I interrupt. I asked him for help.

He said he was busy. I asked again, angrier. He said he was busy. I asked again, angrier. He said he was busy. I knew that if I asked again, I was getting beat. And that if I didn't ask, I would survive unscathed. Unfortunately, I chose the former. Why? I mean, I knew it was going to lead to my ass getting kicked. Well, because I felt guilty that only my sisters got the beatings. I mean, who was I to avoid them? My sisters already abused me enough, called me Mama's boy, and this was my way of proving that I was one of them.

Dad, can you please beat the shit of me? I mean, help me with my homework. Bam slap game over. My trust in dad, gone. From there on out, it was a confused love I felt for him. Now, I called out bullshit, that the reason why he got beat was because he was asking for help with his homework. Never in the reason why he got beat was because he was asking for help with his homework

Never in the history of people getting beat is it because they wanted help with their homework? Also unless he's just annoying, but the thing is that when I took issue with was him making himself the hero of that that he Yeah, he did it on purpose so that he would get beat instead of his sisters Correct correct also I would just school with Porter Reekens so that he would get beat instead of his sisters. Correct. Correct. Also, I went to school with Porter Ricans. They're not showing up with their homework done. So this is an unbelievable story from start to finish. But this idea that is dead, so people are like,

Carl, I believe that John got beat up for no good reason. Like, I do too. That part I totally believe. I just don't believe the part where he's, you know, this poor little six-year or seven year old son or a John, is just asking for some help from his homework from his dad. He's like, fuck you asshole. It beats him.

Right. Someone in the subreddit said, how is it that you can do the creep off and deal with constant child abuse every week and then deny that son or a John was abused as a child? There is a disconnect there. Well, I think people misunderstood what I was saying. I believe John should have been beat more.

That's my state. He wasn't heard enough. He needed more punishment. All right, let's get into the bed here. The reason that I want to talk to you today, Dr. Steve, is because I meant to bring this up on the bonus show, and I totally forgot. I said, okay. I'm going to play you a clip. You've probably already heard it, but this is, and have me pause if you want. This is Stuttering

John talking about when he got COVID when he was in New York and what he did to cure his COVID. I just wanted to get your take on that. Okay. I drink a big diet, a red bull, like a diet. Hang out my brother, I try to eat a Veal Parmesan here, I get through like half. All right, is that an important part of this? How much of the your partner's not here always able to eat? I haven't read about that as far as some kinds of COVID, but okay. No, I, when I heard first heard this, I assume he was talking about, hey, I was feeling crummy. So I tried to make myself feel better by drinking a red ball.

It does he say that he. Yeah, I'm saying there's no there's no answer for it. I was up from one o'clock To like eight in the morning with the worst headache. I've ever had I've never had a migraine This was worse Okay King dogs he's never had one but that was He does catch himself on that.

Oh, I don't know what I was gonna have to have it. But you know what I'm saying. So bad. I go through my mom's pantry. The chat doesn't get my greens. He gives them. Thanks for all that. That's funny.

She's got no aspirin. I'm going crazy now. So I just take, I start drinking her, I don't know, cough, whatever. You know, cough and cold medicine, whatever. Vixer whenever. Now often cold whatever. That stuff. Yeah. Alexa. Dr. Steve, when you have a headache, is that a good thing to do to drink Vex?

Coffee cold medicine? No, well, it may have Tylenol in it. Yeah, okay. I'm wondering if he was drinking, you know, before he said that, I assumed he was drinking like coating coughs or just drinking's, that's, you're supposed to take 30 mls of that, you know, you know, but maybe that's what he meant. You know, like you put that rocks and, uh, you said, uh, I think I'm just, uh, myself a fruity, triaminic drink. All right, it's better. Here we go.

Then I go upstairs, I stop popping some of the aspirin, you know, or the song we're supposed to do my low dose aspirin, you know, for my strokes. Then I take a colonipin. And my head is killing me. Alright, so I have not seen this, and I haven't seen all of the studies that have been done. So, Kwanopin, Lodos Asprin, cough syrup. Will that cure COVID, Dr. Steve? I haven't seen any data on that. Yeah, but I would say, probably not.

He was just taking whatever sounds like. I was just like everything into my face. I could find the 81 milligram aspirin, that's the one thing that might have actually helped him. Those 81 milligram and terracotta aspirins are for secondary prevention of heart attacks and strokes and stuff like that. And even primary prevention in some people. And if you take enough of them, you can get up to the regular dose of

a regular aspirin. So I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, he's looking for aspirin from his mom, but he has his own aspirin. But it's the low dose kind. You know how dosing works, John. Right. you're pretty familiar with this He's well, he was so mad that his mom didn't have any aspirin to run that he's just yellow How pathetic is it that he's screaming at his old mom? We're not having the medicine he wants right Why am I supposed to eat this pancake? That's why you got to love him.

It's just so ridiculous. He's a ridiculous person. And he didn't do any shows this week because he has this writing gig. You know, he's writing questions for an app that he can't tell us about. So there were no political shows. He did do a beer on the balcony, and I have a couple of quick clips that I think you guys might enjoy.

As he's talking about that new hot girlfriend that he met on Bumble or Babel or whatever that happens that he's been- Babel. Don't act like a dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab And so this woman used to be a science teacher and this is the one where he goes, I hit a whole brand and of course was achieved whenever the fuck he said it was so ridiculous. So he's talking about how he's going out with her, he got.

This girl has one of the best bodies I've ever seen. Natural sea cups. Oh, fucking one. Elevonass. Oh, you know, black stomach. Smart. Five signs. That is very interesting. Please tell me more. He's smart. I like that he finally got around to smart.

He's explaining everything about her. Oh yeah, also she's intelligent. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.'s a lot. I like that he finally got around to smart. He's explaining everything about her. Oh, yeah, also, she's intelligent. It's good to hang out with it tonight. It's wide and jerk off this morning. Oh, God. I don't know what I, you know, thanks for the impromage. I don't want to run off the batch I, you know. Thanks for the information.

I don't wanna run off the bat, and you know, and then as much to give. Yes, we already had sex. Quite a... What kind of old man talks like that? I know it. This is like child molester type of talk. I wanna give her a full batch

So gross I want to give her a full batch and then the batch is just yellow and congealed you just know what it is Sounded chunks The batch is just yellow and congealed. You just know what it is. It just comes out in chunks. Juddy just sneezed at my chest. Oh, nope, I'm actually done. That was my batch. How disgusting. Happy intercourse. I'll be talking about this on the show tomorrow.

Thank you very much. Could you imagine this woman watch this thing? Well, if she was real, what she's not. So that's the only reason why you can be able to pull this off. This isn't a real person. I want him to tell us whether or not he jerked off every episode. That's how we should start every episode every day. Did you jerk off yet today, John?

Let's go out of the jerk enough. I'll be off update. Give me a second. I actually did jerk off because I will probably never get laid again. Thank you for asking. No, this woman is certainly real because he brought her to the pub that he hangs out at. Oh, and this is a fun story. Of course, all the other ways to get real jealous. John's got such a happy smile. Of course, all the other ladies get real jealous. Jon's got such a happy smile. Oh, no.

This is the best about women. I gotta say, well, I don't want to generalize, of course. This is the best about some women. There are two other girls, you know, at the pub who, who, you know, we've been talking about dating, whatever, you know, fucking. And, you know, but it hasn't happened. Well, I did go on one day, one of the girls, but she was there last night and I had this hotty next to me, making out with me, you know, and the guy that I happened to harass and everything. And suddenly all those girls like,

oh, and like suddenly I become more attractive. No, you don't. That's the lie. This is the lie. I mean, I hope it's the lie because this is not behavior that 50 somethings have. They're making, I would just check if the bar grabbing her ass, we're doing. Why? And the idea that he thinks that this discussion is what people want to hear is

One of the most pathetic things that I've ever heard him hear if you want to hear now. He just wants to brag about it I mean, he's literally just bragging that he's got this hot chick and now the other girls who didn't go out with them are all jealous No, they want to go out with them because he's so hot. The inability, uh, the inability of him to be aware of, of what people think is worth listening to or, or not grossed out by is so distorted in this fucking idiot's brain. Yeah. Dr. Steve has a pretty good idea about trolling. John on YouTube creating accounts with, creating accounts with fun names that he probably would understand, but we would like Dunning Kruger would be a fun name.

Yeah, and if you do a super chat with that, he will read your name. Right. I would regret life. No, actually, I just even had a really funny one. Do you want to tell them what Vinnie stits? Vinnie stits. It's phenomenal. Somebody is approval on that one.

Oh, good. Okay. Yes. Somebody did come on as Coral Heberger and asked about Gagia. He did a super chat with him. Thank you, Carol. Hey, burger for the $2. Gagia. You know what? Because you donated the two bucks, I'll just tell you where Gagia came from. All right, don't thanks. We heard that. That's our report. It's really boring. He's already done. That's really not exciting.

I like Enoch in the discord, right? I was making up with this chicken to buy and I hit the jukebox available. It started playing rock around the clock. We broke out a dance number. I was pretty amazing. That's an enemy. It's the backbone. He should have seen me. See me at the sock cop. Hey, is this guy a freaking moron or what? All right, last thing. Dr. Steve's going on Alisa Jordanus show tomorrow. That that's true. That's true.

I don't know what to expect. I like Alisa. I think she's pretty cool. And after everyone. She's gonna do whatever you want. She's throwing Cardiff. And I guess we're gonna be talking about the attack on his studio.

By a rival. By a rival, but I have no idea. So that one's gonna be fun. Since you mentioned, can I I a card if on my twitch He's constantly trying to get me to send my audience to his show in a raid. It's a feature to get more people Sharing audience members sure and I did that and He was cuz he wears a mask. I don't know if you know that I do Okay, good and then he wears a mask. I don't know if you know that. Um, okay, good.

And then he had the mask off. Well, I saw his face and so did my audience. Only about 30 people went over there because I don't have a ton of people. Listen on Twitch or watch, but they went over there and I, I'm trying to screen shot it. And then he realizes he's on live. He puts his hand over the fucking thing. Get the stupid mask and puts it on. But I saw his face. No shit. Yeah, I sure did.

No one has been captured of it. I did not get a screen capture, but I did see his face and I'm, I was like, oh my god, there he is. It, I kind of caught him off guard. So, good luck on the show tomorrow with Alisa. And I know you were sitting putting out some dog whistles while you're on the show for some W-A-T-P dog whistle.

Obviously, you can talk about how you dabble in medicine. Might be fine, but. Okay, that's a good one. But, I mean, what else could we... I mean, I'm probably gory day. You should come up a few times. Just, you know, I think.

Matching as your favorite song by Bruce Springsteen for no reason? Well, I'm definitely going to say something about how I didn't force her to have dinner with me before I came on her show. Yeah, right. Anything you could do to reference the great stuff during John's,

sure people have some good ideas for you in our discord. So, okay. Yeah, sounds good. Anybody has any ideas? And email them to me at drsteve202 at gmail.com. Are you still on 202? I am, but it's no longer 202, but I created that back in the day of the XM days.

But so yeah, we're on 103 on Saturday nights at 7 p.m. and Sundays, I think at 4 or 5 p.m. Something like that. But on demands, the way to listen to my show. Yes, because then you get the credit for it. Also, you can find Dr. Steve's weird medicine anywhere you get podcasts and you can enjoy that show and I've already Declarate them when we come to the new co-host of that show and get people medical advice. So that'll be fun I think that would be a blast that the last time you were on my show People really enjoyed it. I'm checking our Patreon too. That's what Eric was helping me with and Patreon.com slash weird medicine. It's just my wife and me and we'll

have some guests on and do some live streams and stuff like that and there's some classic XM shows and things that you can't get anywhere else and uh and it's uh we're having a lot of fun over there and I appreciate Eric's help with that. I'm going to get there. On air with Coral. You're going to be young. Perfect. Perfect. That's just a damn it.

Get out of your body. Thanks for coming out. I'll talk to you. Wait, wait a second. That's what I want to talk about. This is a quantitative thing. John, how do you say he's on Chlennepin or he's taking, takes Chlennepin?

Oh, if he does, yeah. Sounds like he does. Yeah, well, yeah, he got really sick when he went to Reno, because he forgot to bring him with him and he can't go more than a few days. So from what I've researched, isn't mixing that with alcohol a really bad idea? Yes.

I mean, is this going to die soon? No, no, no, no. So, Ben, I don't think so. Benzodiazepines are, you know, clonopin is in that same group, the same group is valium, which is diazepam, and Xanax, which is Alprazalam, and this stuff is clonazapam. And so those things are all sort of kissing cousins. They're CNS depressant, you know, central nervous system depressants, so is alcohol.

So it definitely increases your risk of adverse effects when you take those together. They say the same thing about benzodiazepines and opioids. Now, when it comes to alcohol, you know, the withdrawal syndrome from that can be fatal. The withdrawal syndrome from benzodiazepines can be fatal. You know, it's not common, but they're very serious with withdrawal syndromes.

So you're taking both of them, and you withdraw from both for whatever reason. That can really be serious. So, but the main risk is in the first couple of weeks. So, we don't recommend drinking alcohol to excess when you're taking benzodiazepines. But, honestly, his body's probably used to it at this point. Yeah, and I don't think John's drinking to excess. So, he should be fine. Oh, true. He drinks to hydrate.

He drinks towards left side. All right. All right. Well, I'm glad to hear that because someone posted a pretty high-res photo of John in the subreddit and he looks terrible. His skin is turning yellow. He does not look like he's long for this world and I don't have him in the death pool. So I wanted to keep going.

Oh, who's got him? I think Andy does. I think I have Alex Jones. I can't remember who he has. I got to keep going. Oh, who's got him? I think Andy does. Ha ha ha. I think I have Alex Jones Hmm. I can't remember who he has. I got to ask him a guy. I'll see him later today. All right. Thanks Dr. Steve Hey, thanks for having me on. Yep, you're the best. All right god damn fucking plug machine Dr. Steve over here He gets me fucking three seconds of information and that's like, and I didn't look at my Patreon. Oh.

What's the situation with Patreon? Well, it's fluid. Perfect. I skipped this earlier. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. Because I wanted to get Dr. Steve on. But we got a couple people sending in cringe of the weeks.

This one came in from Antonio and it's the show Your Mom's House. Have you ever thought about it? But dog shows are basically beauty pageants for dogs. I was like, oh yeah, you're right. What do you think they were? I mean, but the word beauty pageant for a dog. Yeah So Tom gives her nothing which I think is for a but Christina P definitely makes an ass for self I'm with Tom on that one

I know That was like from Revenge of the Nerds would have C.A.T. He actually spelled dog. It's like oh Whoa, it's pretty profound. It wasn't that profound. All right, the next clip I have is from the biggest problem in the universe, hosted by my friends, Vito and Dick Masterson, except Dick got COVID and was not on a recent episode.

And they had Mr. Girlset, and instead, I received so many submissions of this episode of Biggest Probably Universe for Crunchy the Week and just for us doing a full deep dive on. I'm just going to play this one clip from it and this is from Andrew McClellan who says Vito is googling the equivalent of a Buzzfeed article. And please shame him. So this is Vito looking up the worst pizza chains in America. What's the worst pizza in America?

I think if you look it up, I think like worst pizza brands, uh, there's like a list. Let's see, worst pizza chain in America. All right, major pizza chains ranked worst to best. Let's see. Oh, I just saw it. Where is it? Shucky cheese number 12 of the worst pizza restaurants in America.

You don't want Shucky, that's, it's kid pizza. It's birthday party pizza. It's garbage. Let me read this article, 12 worst pizza chains. This will definitely have the information that I need. Yeah, and the whole idea of him just kind of pausing and looking it up. I mean, I've done that too. And I feel like an asshole every time I do it. I always, I always think of you when I do it. I'm like, Oh, God, don't do this.

I don't do this. I love being in people's heads as they're podcasting. Oh, it's good. I mean, actually, I'm very thankful, Michael. You shouldn't be doing this. You shouldn't be hacking picture Carl right now. You know who I'd like to help, but I can't. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum. Bum. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Eric, I don't know if you heard about this, but Bob Sagitt passed away earlier this week. And of course, OP has to make sure he does an emergency Bob Sagitt tribute show to get the clicks and the likes and the hearts and the superchats. And so this is an emergency tribute. Lost touch with them a little bit, but he was one of those guys that always seemed to be around with texting from time to time. He would get right back to me, always wanting to know about,

you know, my family and how it's doing and make sure I's all right. So, oh, it's like, I lost touch with them. But when I texted them, you'd actually text me back, which is very telling a most of his relationships and he has to say that. Right, you can do this just to make himself feel better. Like he has something going on topically

with someone who died. Correct, correct. And I just think that that's, he doesn't talk to the guy anymore. They're not friends. But when he has talked to them in the past, he's asked him how his family was. That's called polite conversation.

He always asks if the kids are doing all right. Wow, he must really be involved with you, that. That's impressive. Did he do something similar with normal Donald died? Oh, I'm sure he did. Yeah, we had Norm on the show, you know, we talked to him off of air. He always does that thing like, yeah, I've talked to him a lot off air. Things that you can't prove one way or another. Actually, this is because they did have Bob Sagitton the show quite a bit on open Anthony. There was more to it than just being on air though.

A lot of lunches, walking them back to his hotel after the radio show. They go and walks together back to the hotel. So obviously he knows a lot about it. I'm here to say that me and Bob Sagitt weren't like close friends. That's fascinating, please go on. Yeah, he should add, I actually were like close friends. That's fascinating. Please go on. Yeah.

He should add, I actually have no close friends. Yeah. I can list the number of friends I have in less than a second. So Bob Sagitt would not be on that list. Too many syllables. Hi, Doggie. I thought this one's pretty funny too. But he was just so humble, so kind, so funny, always funny, never down.

I never saw the guy bummed out. So the way he saw Bob Sagitt was when he was doing appearances on a radio show to promote things. And Opie says, I never saw him bummed out. Who have you seen bummed out? Who used to come on the show and be like, yeah, it's not a good day today. I'm guessing that they go that they bottle that up before they come on the radio. Right.

Bob Sack is not going to come in and say, oh my god, I'm thinking about dying when I'm 65. You're not going to be moping around on the show going, yeah, I got dates coming up and Rochester and Syracuse and go to the website if you want to. I'm glad OPs here so I can take a walk with them later on. I think God, they got to be so many good things to walk. Well, it actually turns out that Opie is psychic and saw this one coming. I had a weird, there's a really just dumb and probably won't even go anywhere. But I was I was soaking in the bathtub two days ago.

And I had a strong feeling that I should check in on Bob and see how he's doing because it was it was it was it's been a bit. He had a strong feeling. He said, did he know? But he knew it. He knew someone was out. He didn't even bathe. I bolted upright with the suds still on me. And I didn't even tumble off. And then I got back into tub because I didn't call them. So that was a non-story completely. How does it get about him?

Soaking in the tub. Do you guys soak in the tub? Never do that. Never. I don't do that either. I just fucking, who is Ty? Well, he has time. He's not doing anything.

He's got plenty of time. That's the right thing we can learn because he does these shows at all random times. Sometimes they're at nighttime. Sometimes they're first thing in the morning or when he's moving his car. When he's moving his car. Sometimes they're at 11 a.m. and that's the exciting

show. And it's time once again for all to the side of street parking with your house. Right, I'll be you. That's right. Another episode of alternate street parking. Now, am I, I've heard you talk about this before. He stays in the car to not get a ticket, correct? Right. So the cars have to be moved because the street sweeper comes through. And what he wants to do is move his car as soon as the street sweeper shows up so he can get right back into his spot. And actually, he'll explain how stressful this is. There's a guy with a one of those really like a mini car. He's parked completely illegally.

So when the sweeper goes through, he's absolutely going to try to sneak in here. So it gets intense and not going to lie to you. Your blood pressure goes way up when that street sweeper comes because you're a whole goal is to get back in your spot And then you're good for a week, but every once in a while you got some asshole that comes from nowhere And they're entitled and they They'll try to grab your spot that you've been sitting in for the last hour and a half Just pay the $1.50. What are you putting yourself through so much aggravation?

He's so stressed out about it. If he lifted just one finger and spent time actually doing something appropriate in podcasting, he could take care of this issue. Well, he gets very excited when the meter mate comes over because one of the things that you have to do is sit in your car and have it run or else you will get a ticket.

Even if you're just sitting in your car and it's not running, you still get a ticket. And so OP loves to interact with people as we know. As car we're weasies to know. Loves interacting with people. I'll see, here comes the meter main now. Look at this. Let me roll down my car, I can't help it.

Roll down my car. Checking on everybody now. Making sure they're in their cars. Yeah, wear a mask, wear a mask. Because I'm live, I wanted to be an asshole, but she was kind of nice. So just turn into, hey, are you doing your job? She goes, yep, I was okay. Well then he feels bad about not fucking with her, because you know, it's open to destroy her.

That's what he's supposed to do. I just failed on you guys, but I can't be a dick every single time. I just can't. I love that he thinks that his job has to be a dick to everyone every single time. Because he had some success. He had some success throwing poker chips and stepping on a guy's cake. A big fucking deal. I know that's what you guys want to see all the greatest hits, but sometimes I got to

change it up and be nice man And he's in place. I know is that whenever he did those bits the only thing that was funny about those bits was Anthony and Jimmy's laugh at That moment it wasn't so much that he did it. No one there's no one in the world who goes man I really want to watch something funny on the internet I think I'll watch him humiliate some chick who gave him a gift or some homeless guy get his cake. Stopped on. Yeah. I really want to see this guy argue with a meter made for a half hour.

Where can I find that video? Opie does say this, which I appreciate. I think I, let me think. I think I deserve a little abuse. Sure. Why not? I'm not perfect. I did some things. All right. Well, I'll help you a little abuse. Sure, why not? I'm not perfect. I did some things.

All right. Well, I'll help you out with that. I'll be if you deserve a little bit of abuse. And actually, this other guy, Dennis, who's in his chat also helps out. Now, Opie put out, as soon as he started the show, a little thing on the bottom that says, Opie is less lazy when you send stars.

Stars, a digital gift that helps OP earn money. Okay. So he's advertising, hey, give me stars, which we know are a panning of peace. And Dennis Goofs out of for that. Dennis, oh, this is Dennis. Here, you're one of the assholes. Dennis Farrell, OP is less lazy when you send stars, stars, a digital gift that helps opi earn money. Wait, so you want me to send a main air money to watch a Facebook post? No, I'm good. Oh, Dennis, you just have to be that guy constantly.

Goodbye. By the way, you posted that? I guarantee you just made me money, so thank you, loser. Yeah. He's just another one of those fucking losers that's been told to just beat the shit out of me from you know who. So that's the part that's crazy. He's employing that Anthony Kumia is telling people to go fuck with OP. No I am. I love these clips. I don't know what play in these clips. Not at. Oh my God. He really thinks that there's someone telling people,

like, hey, go fuck with OP. He doesn't realize that, no, you're the one who makes it fun, OP. By reacting the way that you react, by blocking everyone when they goof on you. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. I don't even, I can't even spell the way he says goodbye.

I got it. Good boy. Good boy. Boy. Boy. Every everything sounds just as dripping with such ass whalism. I wonder if he I you know I would love to hear how he sounds around the house. You know when he's talking to loved ones and things like that. That's what everybody wants to know because it's shocking that he's constantly podcasting from his house or his apartment.

And never once has he been interrupted by the family, never once has a kid come in the room or his wife, and it just seems like maybe they need that time. Oh, oh, oh, he's doing his thing. Okay, all right. Let's, we also done a watch like a TV show or something now. All right, cool. Yeah, I can't imagine it's fun to be around.

If I ever get that like the way he's so agitated on the fucking thing, if I ever had that type of spitefulness, and my wife would hear about it, and I swear to God, she'd like, hey, what's going on? You know what I mean? It would make my life miserable. Yes, you would, you would think know what I mean? It would make my life miserable. Yes. You would think, last thing I want to play on OPEN,

just reflecting back on the life that he lived. Hey, OPEN, if you could do it all over again, what would you have done different? Oh my God, people are really, people are asking that same question every day. I'll get into that. I gotta be in the right mood. Maybe it has to be a little later at night

when I'm chill. I have a lot of regrets as I get older. I don't think you should have regrets. So I can't say I have regrets, but in a perfect world, I absolutely would have done many things dramatically different. What's up Mason?

Oh, hey Mason. I mean, that's a heavy shit he's talking about right there. He's like, yeah, man, I'll get into that someday. I got to sort that out for myself. Like so many things I would have done different Mason. What's up? Thanks for the stars. And he has a tendency to rope a dope bus and you lose,

you don't really pay attention what he says. And Patty, 28 G cups writes, quote, he said, I have a lot of regret, a lot of regrets. I can't say I have regrets. Yes, you're right. I don't think you should have regrets. So I don't have regrets. Let's not how that works.

If you would do a ton of things differently, you have a lot of regrets into your life, as you should. Yeah, dramatically different is what you said. Yeah, dramatically. That would be so much better. I would have been nice to people and co-workers and signed a long-term contract. I think I could come up with a list for them.

If you ever remember what's the talk about that. Right. Uh, boy. So I was checking out OP, and I was thinking about that that game we've been playing that's sweeping the nation. And the who set it game, the card of puts together for us. And I remembered, oh, we should probably drop in with another fan favorite just to see what's up. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building.

It's what I do. Tom Myers put out a show right before the end of the year. And what I did for us today, Eric, is I just pulled every single joke from his monologue. I love his monologues. It's because what's funny is that he forces his co-hosts to watch him do this. And then the laughter that he gets from these is the funniest part about it. Okay, good. I love people like this. I hear about this on the radio all the time where people overlap at a joke. Oh, that's not the thing though. Well, sometimes it is. Sometimes they just go, oh, and sometimes,

like, it takes them a while that they realize they should be laughing. There's a lot of fun examples here. Okay, good. Let's get started with some topical humor about Omicron. And welcome to the Tom Myers versus the rest of the world, 2021 year in recoil special. We have a new variant of COVID-19 called Omicron.

That doesn't sound too threatening, does it? It sounds like someone's username on Fortnite. If you really want to alarm people, call it the skull-fucker variant. That will keep that old guy who says he doesn't need a vaccine or a mask. And he can fight off COVID because he he single-handedly strangled everyone in a small village in Vietnam. In other words, everyone in Central Pennsylvania over the age of 75.

What? Typical time I was joking. There's so many words there! What I would call it is skullfucker, because then this specific person that I'm talking about who lives in this specific place Which turns out to be everybody. There's not to be everyone. Was this central person who told him that jokes should be read like you're reading the evening news?

I don't know. Ugh. That whole delivery like he's fucking Walter Cronkite is terrible Also, Dr. Steve points out and I was gonna point that out too that as soon as someone giggles He immediately starts laughing at his own joke. So Jeff Heisengame. Ha on the Oma Cron as your fortnight name or whenever Which is also not suds But what in central Pennsylvania isn't that like where Amish people live isn't that like the stereotype for that part of the country What in central Pennsylvania isn't that like where Amish people live? Isn't that like the stereotype for that part of the country? Yeah, not get down war pants. Yeah, I don't think so. Totally.

All right, let's let's keep the jokes coming. The first outbreak of the Omicron variant occurred at an anime convention in New Jersey. Now we know one of the co-orbidities of the variant, virginity. the morbidities of the variant, virginity. All right, should a guy who lives alone with a cat be making fun of virgins, who go to add a make advantage? Right. Class house, he's top.

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So I was like, Hey, there you go, Tom. He probably saw it somewhere, but still that's a pretty good joke. Unless you don't, unless you haven't been following that. Well, right. He's, they live in the Baltimore area. So they're tuned into what the Ravens are doing. Most people wouldn't know what the fuck he was talking about, but I get, rent, rent of those against the bills. No, they were not against the bills. It would have been nice though. I would have taken that one. All right. This is more terrible jokes.

Governor Larry Hogan now has COVID-19. As a lifelong Maryland resident, I can safely say this is the first positive thing I've seen from his administration. Oh my God. Did you hear dummy get that one late? Oh, yeah. It's the first time. Oh my God. Overlapping, struggling. Come on.

I guess he's not real thrilled with the work that the person is doing. All right. Here's, here's another political joke. Congressman Thomas Massey posted a family Christmas photo on Twitter where everyone held semi-automatic weapons and asked Santa for more ammunition. Presumably because Steve Scalise had no more bullet fragments left to give anybody. fragments left to give anybody. Oh. Steve Scalise was shot playing softball by a guy who wanted to murder Republicans back in 2017. And I'm not one who's like sensitive about jokes ever,

but what the fuck was that? Who's taking a shot at him? What the fuck did he deserve that? No, it's my lead. I want the fuck was that? This guy can't walk through a fucking metal detector without a gold hobby. He's got so much metal in him.

And he's minded his own business at the softball game. And this guy's cutting him down. So that thought that was weird, and then it gets weird here. Lauren Bobert did a similar photo. Her husband didn't participate, presumably because police for questioning him for pulling his willy out in public again. Ha.

Oh, what? Yeah. That boy. Who did the... That's gotta be, because he only has the one guy on there, so Jeff Heisen. It's gotta be him.

They should say this sucks, so do you. It sucks. It sounds like... And I don't know why you'd structure a show like this, but it sounds like you're at an open mic. Because when you're at an open mic, they'll be like one person who's really high, cackling and everything. But for the most part, you get like almost no reaction. And the fact that there's a little reaction makes it worse.

If there was no reaction, you'd be fine. Like, okay, he's just doing his thing. But a little reaction makes it way worse. I think I might even mention this the other time is that we've had that I've been on that his that you feature this guy. If you've ever seen that film, Good Morning, Vietnam, the blue no Kirby character.

Yeah. When he's and he's on the mic, trying to do his own jokes and he thinks he's really fucking funny. And there are, sir, you're not funny. Ask around. But no, he's getting this positive reinforcement. Uh, getting lots of laughs, especially when he gets into Trump jokes.

Can't get enough of those. In his memoir, former White House chief of staff, Mark Meadows, said Trump was so weak after his COVID diagnosis that he was unable to hold his briefcase. That alarmed me. Trump has a briefcase. What does he keep in there? Boy, you're a pixel of his daughter. You right. It does make it worse. It's terrible. It makes it a lot worse. And I don't know if he realizes this, Tom Myers, but Donald Trump was a businessman before he was the president

and having a briefcase wouldn't be So crazy stretch. Yeah Got a briefcase. Ah Yeah, I don't know. What do you think about carrying that like got a contracts maybe? I don't know anything All right, that's good. That's a few more here the House January 6th Commission revealed that Jim Jordan sent Mark Meadows a text saying that Mike Pence could just ignore state results he didn't like.

It's easy for Jim Jordan, as he already has the model. Pretending state results are male wrestlers complaining of sexual abuse. Oh, I've no idea what that means. Nope, don't know. Pretending state results means male wrestlers. Okay, good one. All right. Might be a great joke. No idea. Never have no idea what the fuck is going on.

No idea what's going on. Let's get into some Tucker Carlson humor. It was revealed that Tucker Carlson once asked Hunter Biden to help get his kid into prestigious school. That explains why he's the way he is on his broadcast. He's gotten into Hunter stash. Did you hear that? I got to play that one again. Yeah, that was weird. He obviously popped that one in a post. It was revealed that Tucker

Carlson once asked Hunter Biden to help get his kid into prestigious school. I think it starts with the word Hunter Biden is where he puts in. Okay, it was revealed that Tucker Carlson once asked Hunter Biden to help get his kid into prestigious school. That explains why he's the way he is on his broadcasts. He's got understacks on his broadcast. Wow. I think he tripped over prestigious schools the first time and decided to pop that in

post. Again, another reason why he shouldn't do this monologue in front of his co-hosts. Just record it beforehand and then start your show with the co-hosts because it's really awkward. I should stop giving advice. This is perfect the way it does. So that joke was about the reason why Tucker is the way he is on a show is because he got in a Hunter's dash. Now, Hunter is a crack hat. He's saying that Tucker Carlisot is high on crack He's saying that Tucker Carlisle is high on crack on his show. Good one. All right, last one. This is some Chris Cuomo. Gags get ready. Get ready to laugh. Chris Cuomo was fired by CNN after an allegation of sexual assault was made against him.

Who knew that in his slogan? Let's get after it. It referred to his female former boss's ass. On the bright side, as he hasn't left his house, at least he won't catch COVID again. Um, this continues. Yeah. I'm going. Yeah. Watch out. First of that's not like Chris Cuomo was fired. He was fired for trying to get dirt on the accusers of his brother who was going through a legal battle. Right. On the bright side, as he hasn't left his house, at least he won't catch COVID again. They fired Chris Cuomo, but they brought back Jeffrey Tuben.

I would have thought his first career move would be starring in a newsroom themed porn where he starred under the name Snake Fapper. And now all with the show. So stiff and unfunny. So unfunny. And he had to create this premise that Chris Cuomo was fired for sexual harassment in order to get the Jeffrey Tuban joke in there. But if your setup is not true, it makes it a lot more difficult for people to follow what you're saying. Kinda fucks up the whole thing.

Hey, do you guys see this? Ask him if I landed on Mars yesterday? Do you guys see this? We'll just pretend that you did because he had come to joke about it. That's how jokes work. All right, one more thing that I want to talk to you about, Eric's aim,

because I know that you go deep with the show and you'll be excited. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me.

I go for the show. Because that's absurd. I don't know what's going on with Patrick Michael and his podcasting lately. It seems like he's kind of lost his flow a little bit, not really sure where he's going with things. But I do love these reviews that he's doing. These 60-second reviews that he's doing on a YouTube and I want to play for you his review of

Raspberry lemonade Mountain Dew You know where else are you gonna get this review from if you want to know how good a taste or else you're gonna find this information Your brother Today we're talking Mountain Dew. It's a new flavor. It's not voltage. It's not white out. It's called Spark. Okay.

I don't know one of these people that really enjoys the different flavors and variations of Mountain Dew. Maybe the red one, code red, pretty good. But when it comes to the new flavors, you're kind of like, what is it going to be? What's the blue? What's the white? This one? That's the conversation we're all having. What's this one going to be? It the blue what's the white this one that's the conversation we're all having

what's this one gonna be it's white what is that oh no super jobs batch about two white this one raspberry lemonade okay raspberry lemonade how do you lose that but it's weird because it says and it all you lose that what does he mean by that? So so what what is the inspiration? He's walking around the grocery store. It's like oh my god Yeah, I got gold right here different colored Mountain Dew. He can't go in a grocery store, but yeah close enough I wonder if he wants free product ship do ever something maybe there's a grand scheme to get Mountain Dew I left high supply Mountain Dew He sends the something. Maybe there's a grand scheme to get Mountain Dew life life-time supply Mountain Dew He sends the audio hair. There's a gift for you

Dear Mr. Seacops, we saw your video on YouTube and commend you for such a fantastic review of our product Very lemonade. How do you lose that? But it's weird because it says and it always says with and it always says, with a blast of cherry flavor, with a blast of raspberry lemonade. Why is it a blast? I just pictured the factory that creates Mountain Dew being owned by a bunch of Optimus prime type characters that are just blasting the soda with flavor live here on the show. It's raspberry lemonade. You can't go wrong.

Okay. Um, he has practiced that because he said it. He said it perfectly. I mean, he actually he didn't stumble over his words. Yeah. And he wasn't. I don't even know if he was reading. He might have just been doing it in like a monologue style. But the inability to discern that it's shit going in is remarkable. Yes, I'm gonna do this joke. Yeah. Definitely workshopped. Some different things are like, what can I say is blasting in here?

Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime. That's the big joke. Yeah, like what do you mean? Less of a joke, more of a fantasy. That's the big joke. All right, so now we're at the very out.

He's gonna take a sip and let us know what he thinks. Here's the big review. Oh my God. Oh my review. Oh my god. It's delicious. Of course it is. Wait a minute. It's like you threw up. That's what I do at the steakhouse.

I'm pretty sure if you say you don't like maln do you get kicked out of the trailer park. So of course he has to say that he liked it What are you nuts? The other thing that I wanted to bring to us because and I feel so bad if someone in the discord remembers who this was I don't know why I can't I'm drawing a blank on it, but somebody Saved the entire archive of all the karaoke stuff. He did on smule Because he's taking it all down. But someone preserved it all.

There's gigs worth of these songs. And that's really gigs for him, but. He's not gonna get gigs from this. But I just decided to pull a couple of them that we could probably check out. Are you familiar with the song, A Whole New World? I believe it's from Aladdin You know, oh, I think I think you'll know it when you hear it. This is this is a fun one I can show you the world Shining

You know hard to sing that bad. It's very different now. It's you know And that the thing is the very first note wasn't flat and it was always sustained for about a second and a half and then Everything else is beyond flat. There was some pitch problems in it. You had a couple things going on. Ha ha ha ha. Fuck! You first started the song off and it was a little weird and it was a lot of pitchy spots on over. Ah. When I love it that he captures the emotion

So he's not hitting any of the notes correctly and is timing his off But the emotion is like he feels every fucking word that he's saying. Yeah You're you're right the emotion and the inability to understand how terrible it is and he's sticking to it I mean he is selling the fuck out of this. He's into it. Yeah. Why'd you change the key? It's done. I'm not a little better than a bitch. You saw my face. Right. Why did you change the key? It's done. I'm not a little better than the thing she saw. I don't know.

I was sick of it. I'm a little better than you dream of. I'm home. All right, then the chick comes in. Oh, thank God. She sounds like a million dollars compared to her. I speak through all of this. We don't need to hear any of this.

Let's get back to the page. Oh, this is great because Valet turns her harmonizing. I would like a shooting star. I've come so far. I can't go. There's some pitching problems in there. When it on smule, is she aware who he is? No, it did. They recorded it separate times. And then they get pulled together after the fact. It was pitchy and spot. I don't know. I didn't feel it because as soon as you started hearing her sing otherwise, she'd hit like

one note and then she'd be like, oh, fuck you. And that's it. You can't possibly sing with someone who harmonizes like that. It's going to throw you off. And I just want to mention, Urban Beta patched is the guy. Thank you so much. You shared this with the world. We appreciate it.

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Right. Like, when we were watching Barry and we're like, no one can sing that bad. Like when we were watching Barry, and we're like, no one can act that bad. Right, yeah, it always takes me out of it. There's a really famous part of the first Rocky movie where he's trying to help his girl sing the song. I can't remember what it is, but she's so bad at it. No one's that retarded.

We can possibly be that bad at it. And then you get Patrick Michael on here. Proos is wrong. Doing Blink 182's small things. So we heard him with a love ballad. All right, we heard the emotion. Let's hear him with some pop punk. One list It's timing and this is so bad. Wow, but he's not he he missed it. He missed every drop He's all thanks. I see more like Mill House's dad. Yeah, right if you might to me a bunch remember that that kid with down syndrome

Korki he was sing the he's not the quirky sounds better than than him Crubble Jesus sounds better than have than him. It's crippled Jesus sounds better than him. Yeah. Ha ha ha. All right, so the other girl on this is auto tune, which makes it even fattier. Oh, best of all, always I know you'll be at my show.

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No, it's perfect. It's a little pitchy dog. It's a little pitchy. Oh, so thank God we have hundreds more where that came from. Thanks to Erbeta Patched. Much appreciated, my friend. All right, before we get to the teaser, this segment is working its way up on the show. Are you teasing the teaser?

I'm teasing the teaser. Thank you, producer Cress, because we got to play the brand new game show that was invented by Vic, but mastered by Cardiff Electric, the Who Senate game. Vic, are you there? Uh-oh. I even warned her. I was gonna pick up on her early to try to avoid what happened last week with Casey. Yeah, come on.

Oh, she's on her way. She writes, oh shit. She takes the time to write, oh shit. Oh, just like a cow. Oh. That's why I was telling you it's gonna be early because it's before the end of the show anyway, whatever. You don't want to do so much.

See what I have to work with? It's like Ryan Seacrest. Oh fuck you. It was like five fucking seconds. Don't fuck yourself, Carl. All right. Good point. So, Vic, this was your idea, right?

This, this, this show? Yeah, I'm fucking pissed about it. This is the first time I've ever fucker heard of him doing this. And then he hits me up with the fucking DM. The other day he's like, hey, Vic, would you like to fucking co-host? Who said it? And I was like, what the fuck is that? It's probably like a dumbass podcast. No, it's my fucking shit. Um, I'm really glad that that didn't go the way that I thought was going to go with

Cardiff Electric D having you. I just feel like I was gonna get a lot worse. No, because I realized it like literally an hour ago. You said something and I was like wait, hold on, what the fuck? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a, wait a minute, wait a, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute each week. It's great. Oh of course. Alright let's get it started. Welcome to Who Set It? The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Car of Electric podcast network. Okay Carl and co-host. Who set it? Our first entry. Who set it? Like the only damage they're really ever going to is they're gonna go on their social media feed and post I love cock The only damage they're gonna do is post I love cock I'm gonna just say Southern John because he talks about haters a lot. What do you think Eric?

I'll say OP. All right, and then Vic, what do you got? Myers. Okay, are you paying attention? Can you keep score for us please? Thank you producer Chris. One, two, three. Like the only damage they're really ever gonna do

is they're gonna go on their social media feed and post, I love cock. So, Fudge Eagle gets it, it was Tom Myers. And none of us got it, right? But Vic got it. I said fucking Myers. All right, I think you sound. All right, I didn't think you count, but okay, I will give you a one for that one.

I'm listening to it. Alright. Hello. I can't keep track of everything. Alright, here we go. Next one. Our next entry. Who said it?

In that wedding gown. Oh my god. She looked gorgeous Who said it Who the fuck would say that in that wedding gown my god she looked gorgeous John I gotta go Patrick Michael. He doesn't use words like gorgeous though does he? No, that's too big I'm gonna stick with Patrick Michael cuz my I'm always fucking always fucked up by this game.

I'm going Jerry Bainfield. All right. Oh, JB. All right. I'm going Patty C cups also. Patty C cups. So you and you and I have Patty. And who did Eric take? John.

Joe. Sorry, John. All right. Two, three. John Joe starting John all right Three than that wedding gown. Oh my god. She's gorgeous. Wow Yes, wow, I should have thought about how horned up that guy is He's talking about badge I got a bet for that trust All right, we got a two-way tie

between Vic and Eric. Who said it? God stuffed somewhere in my brain where I would conveniently forget it, and then I would drink again. Oh, that's got to be a Jerry Banfield. He used to be an alcoholic. That's going to be my guess. I shouldn't have given out so much information, but I'm going JB. Prusa Cress. We'll come back to you. We'll come back. I think I'm going to be in field as well. Okay. Another Banfield. What do you think, Eric?

I'm going to go with Opie. Opie, all right? Tom Myers. Tom Myers, all right. Let's see what happens here. We said it. One, two, three. Got stuffed somewhere in my brain where I would conveniently forget it and then I would drink again. I'm on the board. Vick takes the lead. Vick is up to, to one to one to zero. You're good at this game, Beck. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Everybody ready? Everybody copped out.

Everybody copped out. We're gonna get back there in here. Who said it? But it seems so weird that we keep finding ourselves in the same position, even though the places were kind of initiated and started, they're fine. Who said it? It sounds like a Patrick Michael nonsense

that called nothing to me. I'm gonna go PM. Stutch out. You go stutch out, all right. Vic? I don't even know know I'm gonna go OP. Okay. I'm gonna open to Carl. Oh, okay. All right two Patrick's two opes Oh, no, you took stutcha hmm Three But it seems so weird that we keep finding ourselves the same position like me even though the place is where it kind of initiated and started

they're am I getting good at this game what's going on right now no your retards yeah I'm starting to know my retards fine our next entry. Who said it? And maybe that's some changes we need in the United States. Maybe that's what Biden needs to get on. He needs to start. Who said it? All right, I'm going to guess Opie on this one. Opie. You got Opie. What do you guys think? What do you think? Tom Myers. Okay, Tom Myers and then John John John John Stuttering John. All right right now, Vic and I are tied for first with two points each and Erick's right there behind us Three and maybe that's some changes. We need in the United States. Maybe that's what Biden has to get on

He needs a start. Damn. God is it that That's all for this week on who said all right so big That's a lot of time for me. Yep. Oh, some of the most famous podcasts on the internet today Very good. I don't know why people are calling me a cheater I think I had some good rationale for why I picked what I picked. Oh, anyway, Eric, what have we done today? We've done it all, sir. We talked about Ryan Seacrest and that star-studded show that he hosts out over there at Kiss FM. We talked about the worst show of 2021 results. We talked about Stuttering John, your mom's house, OP, moving his car, texted with Bob Sagan,

Tom Myers writing jokes, Patrick Michaels trying to sing. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The T-shirt. The T-shirt. The T-shirt. The T-shirt. The T-shirt. The T-shirt. The T-shirt. The TV show. The TV show. The TV show. The TV show.

The TV show. The TV show. The TV show. The TV show. All right, here's a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. I would have liked to see more people supported. Oh, and I shouldn't mention there's a long pause in here, Eric. You're going to want to jump in.

But there's just, there's just dead air. It's very awkward with this interview that you're here. Look at your hair here. All right. I would have liked to see more people support it. Some people said it was too far because it was in Katie, Texas, but I think because it's a sporadicals, I would like to see that grow somehow. It's stellar. Oh, excellent. That is a great forward. I mean, I also have a flush light product that came out.

I don't know. I want to get in detail in that one, but that was something I wanted to do over a decade. And I finally came out with mine about a month ago. There you go. There you go. And that's about it right now. You know, you know, we're to find it. So this woman is like a DJ and she was doing some charity show and she wants more people to show up for it because it's for a really good cause. Oh, and also she has a flashlight that you can purchase. Yeah. What? You're following us going on there. This is a show called Jacked Up Review Show.

It came in from an anonymous source because that person did not want to be identified on it. But they sent me a lot of information and clips and it went from being cringed of the week to reviewable. So that's what we'll be checking out next week on WATP. Eric Zane, thank you so much for joining us. Eric Zane from the Eric Zane show, where do people find you, sir?

Oh, whatever. Where were you download podcasts, website, just search it, you'll find it. I also watched the third installment of your show on compound media and found it very enjoyable. You do a nice job with those. Thank you. The radio stories. I don't know if that was the one with the stories from the radio station slinging the oldies. Yes. I'm telling you my god. I almost because I put Howard Stern and Bubba the love sponge on the air. I actually did that on accident. Whoops.

on the air. I actually did that on accident. Whoops. Oh God. Yeah. So that you check that on a compound media and the air exam, of course, not just a podcast also on Twitch and Facebook and YouTube and you can actually watch them do a show if you choose to do that because of all the wonderful advertising in the background. Oh my God. You know what I actually did, Carl? I took the signs down. Okay. And I have them scrolling through Twitch now. Look at you. You're like a pro.

Yes. You're like a pro. Who's your new advertiser? You're all excited about the latest is a hamburger joint. Yeah. Bosco's pub. Yep. You can go there for lunch Wednesday through Sunday 1130 to 9 p.m.

Carl. How's the mountain do there? Mountain do is very good and the drinks are stiff and you should be too. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody.

Starting in the must-pissed of Morning Radio. Get out and show these cold white cow. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Hi from our YouTube channel.

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really shows his ability. And Mr. Ad Ken gets serious with, okay, real talk now. Cardiff Electric is producer Chris or Kevin, right? And then Dick Punch Man almost spoils it with, it's so obviously podcast hitman. I don't really know what to tell you. But Roscoe counters with,

it's not Kevin or producer Chris. Rumor has it that it's the bass player from the isotopes. Though Dirt Merchant tries to sh- on that point with, who is Chris the producer now? And that's when yellow jello was all like, nope, it's Crosis evil twin. So Gettily's thumb goes, satanically speaking, wouldn't an evil twin of somebody called Crosis

be sh-work? Then Baldrissle actually asks, Cardiff is Patrick Michael? And that's when the Phantom Dennis plays us out with, Kevin and producer Chris aren't attention horores. Produced by producer for this. Wow, there's a lot of controversy going on. Yeah, it's nuts on the internet. Vic, I just saw that you emailed me your own game here. Yeah, I'm so fucking aggravated.

We're fucking doing it, Kyle. And I actually added fucking context. Okay. All right cool Let's play your game now obviously we can't break the tie because you know the answers to these yeah and and Erick Zane laughs, so it's just between Chris and myself Mentor fucking beat you know mad cow disease can be. Jesus. You know, mad cow disease. All right, let's check this out. Donald Trump gave a deposition. Oh, my, I'm playing at one. Is that not the right one? No, it's the same fucking game. It just pain. So I gotta read it and then you gotta fucking mad. I'm so fucking mad. I'm so fucking mad. You're gonna come to my fucking wedding.

Are you fucking shit all over me? Yeah, I got so used to carnivs. I'm spoiled by it. He puts the whole thing together for me. It's a whole production. Fuck no, go fuck yourself. All right, I'm gonna guess Todd Myers for the first one. Yeah, I'm gonna go fuck myself puts the whole thing together for me. It's a whole production.

Fuck no, go fuck yourself. All right, I really guess Todd Myers for the first one. Yeah, what I was supposed to read, and I'm not a Tom Boyz, is it's the first time he's held a Bible without ambushing protesters with tear gas. I think I would've gotten it. I think I would've probably guessed some fucking stupid

like Stuttering John. And then what fucking played Tom Myers? fucking stupid, like, stuttering John. And then we would have gotten that one. That one would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. That one would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one.

I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one.

I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. Okay, and you're gonna like it Yeah, here we go. All right, you ready? Yeah, it's exciting. Okay We have sex it's over pretty quickly and as you can imagine then the next week she falls out of her bed breaks her nose and I dump her What? Yes

That sounds like a stuttering John thing to me. Uh, fuck. Tom Myers. You're going Tom Myers on that? Yeah. I'm going stuttering John, should I play number two now? Go ahead, play number two with context, because it gives context. Okay.

I was 19 years old. Oh shit. Soft more you. I am feelin'. Met this girl when I was 19 years old. Oh, shit. College. Soft more a year. And field. Met this girl when I was drunk in a party night before. Next day, Sunday, I'm hella hungover. She used a cheerleader senior year in high school. Then she stayed home for six months, drank beer, put on a 60 pounds.

I put on bad boys. I said, you want to come up to my room, watch bad boys. She's like, sure. She comes up, to come up to my room wash bad boys. She's like sure She comes up. We're sitting on the bed five minutes in. She's like did you ask me here? Just have sex? Like hell. Yes, I did I can watch this movie by myself anytime I want to we have sex It's over pretty quickly as you can imagine and then the next week she falls out of her bad breaks her nose and I dumped her He does tell good stories quickly as you can imagine. And then the next week she falls out of her bag, breaks her nose and I dumped her.

He does tell good stories. I gotta give it to her. That's how he watches Virginia. He by fucking a fat cheerleader. As old hold on, he was a fucking sophomore in college and she was a high school senior. Who got fat? Yeah. Yeah.

All right, good for him. It's a fun way to do it. All right, that's the game. Congratulations,. It's a fun way to do it. All right. That's a game Relations no one fucking wins good game, Vic I think that you were trying to pull tough ones on purpose with Jerry Banfield and Tom Myers So fucking Lulee I was I was gonna come in with a fucking bang What are the way now? kind of fucking cut to me

Hey Vixie got married, did you? How was that? How was the wedding? I was pretty fun. I left early, I was tired. Ah, the wedding photographer, very fat. She couldn't get into the truck from the makeup place to the venue. So she spent five minutes rocking the truck back and forth trying to get it.

Didn't you get to pick out your photographer? No, my mom did everything for me and she paid for it all. Oh, okay. Well, that was nice of her to do that. Oh, yeah. Oh, my dead step. So she has to fill in the shoes. You're all while you're yeah, right? Because you're stuff father's still around though, right? Oh, yeah, he's still kicking. Oh, God, she fucking was going to everyone. Like all the groomsmen, she was like, who wants to shoot my husband? So I don't know what's going on with that, but she really wants him to die.

Wow, okay. So these are going to work out very well for you and your husband, though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to skip a generation. All that dysfunctions, you know, skip a generation probably that dysfunctions in the skip a generation probably right So you're living in Virginia now with your husband Yeah, I got stationed in Virginia. Congratulations. Ah That's not good. We came here two days before the snowstorm hit so we fucking railed

I mean that sucks Yeah, it's fantastic. Do you have any reviews that you want to read for us? Yeah, I forfe or did Carter fucking do that for you too? Actually, yeah, let's play it now. He didn't go ahead. I would, oh, I would have been very mad. Okay, this one is called Casey Still Stinks by Johnny F. And Benson.

Of course you're reading this one. This one is called Casey Still Stinks by Johnny F. and Benson. Of course you're reading this one. That's the most recent. Yeah. He says, bring back that red thunder, indigenous broad to read reviews. That would be fun. Yeah, she was great.

Yeah. Good sense of humor too. She did have a good sense of humor turned out. Uh, it's a five star. It is a five star. All right, that's a good one. The next one says says better shows exist. Show is really gone down hill, not enough diversity. And the host might be racist. Only one city have a black

guest. And when he finally does, he brings on a retarded guy with a list in a tendency for domestic violence. Nice. For production quality, please head over to the world famous Stuttering John Padcast. You're welcome. All right, I think that's a five star. That is a five star. Nice. Thank you, people. The third one says, why does Carl scream? Can someone explain to him? I'm screaming. Yeah, fix the one screaming today.

Sorry, you were saying. God, God, I'm sorry. I just said, can someone explain to him how a microphone works? Hoping that's a five star. That is a five star. I very good. All right, the next one and the last one is nope. I guess if you want to listen to unfunny people dress down

much more popular shows, this is for you. Yep, that's precisely correct. I believe that's a one star review. Absolutely. Still getting the haters on there, huh? I don't know why. All we do is put love out in the world and we get this thing coming back at us doesn't make any sense. All right, what's crank through some voicemails? Let's see what the people have to say about what they've been hearing lately. Hey, Carl,

I just wanted to audition to be the isotope singer. So here's my first one. Yeah, too bad Patrick Michaels already got the job, but yeah, can try for it. There you go. Who are these podcasts? W-A-T-P. All right, next one. A friend of the week, friend of the week. All right, last one. Next week's teasing. Next week's tease.

Ooh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let me know what I did. Pretty good. Pretty call us won't call you but that that was decent Oh my god guys you gotta hear this new opportunity to make a money if you like money You can invite here this real quick here. I'm talking cream soda cream soda everywhere put it in put it in Pepsi put it in Dr. Pepper put it in and then we're gonna pay this podcast to put the word out cream soda the next big charine it's the next big bees means only MOOCs don't drink cream soda only big busters yeah bring a heater haha

for 20 years I think that guy's a cream soda salesperson. If I'm not mistaken. Barack Obama called back in. That's about time. Yeah, I know. I always like what he checks on with us. Hey, Carl, this is Barack Obama. I haven't called him in a little while, but I heard he has some celebrities like SpongeBob doing promos.

Yeah. So I figured out a chart. So here it goes. I have there own podcast lands this is baracle bomb and when i am not dodging calls from stuttering john to be on his dumpy podcast i'm listening to who are these podcasts with carl alright hold on i got called waiting

from senator mnemendas got this is john again i'm gonna drop a drone strike on Pickwick Pulk. Very well done, sir. Thank you for that promo. Yeah, the drone strike. Yeah, well. It kind of fucks up my livelihood, but all right. If you guys enjoy it,

remember that gay furry you called into the show? No. The gay furry called back in. Obviously, very memorable call the first time. Yeah. Hey, Carl, it's the only gay furry that listens to the podcast. Now, I know you guys registered to wonder how that blind mics roommate managed to jerk himself off in the ER. I can't give you too many details because it might knock the poor guy, but I can tell you that it was the day that a brand new episode of my little pony came out so you know how that goes sometimes

all right well thanks carl all right well thanks for talking about that jerk out to my little pony always enjoy doing that shows other than the creep off gene simmonds from kiss called into the show. Hello, this is Gene Simmons from Kiss. I'd like to thank you for being such a big fan of Kiss. But I just want to point out, usually the joke is that someone would say, Hi, this is Sal and Sal, when they do an impression, except for that, is how Gene Simmons always introduces himself.

And congratulate you on your success. This is Gene Simmons from Kiss. All right thanks for calling it sir I appreciate that. Very nice to have to check it. You know Gene Simmons from Kisses, Vic? He's one of the people who puts cat makeup on right? Yes, precisely. All right good to go. Very good. Hey, Paul, I'm you taking a shit and you just played an episode of some YouTube show, pressing your deck where they said that your podcast is perfectly edited. Correct. Well, it is edited. It's not perfectly edited. I hear your cut all over the place. I don't know if you've ever heard of a dissolve, I hear your cuts all over the place. I don't know if you've ever heard of a dissolve of fade.

I don't know what it is that you're doing over there, but... It could be a lot better. Don't come back. All right. Well, we strive for perfection, but we do a weekend. Hey, the Bukaki Queen called back in. And Casey was on last week if you remember with Croge. Bukaki Queen is very territorial. Gotta be careful. I like

God Carl. It's the Bukaki Queen. This message is for Casey. Keep your fucking soil samples and kittens away from crows. He comes on my tip. Mine. Fuck you Carl. You hear that Casey? No she doesn't listen to the show see there. No, she doesn't listen to the show either. Fair enough. All right, that's there was a guy who gave his phone number out on her show. At one point he regrets it now. All right,

it's the guy who gave away his phone number on the podcast like over a year ago, like this phone I'm pretty sure. I don't know if you ever got my voice know that I sent you before but one of your fucking fans in Hong Kong use my phone number to access my Microsoft account and bought like $400 in NHL Homp coins on Xbox and I just want them to know I don't think it cancer like bad cancer. Cancer is so bad you end up looking like Stuttering John.

Right, fuck you. Some bad cancer. Shouldn't give you your phone number out on the internet if you can help. Yeah, who would do that? That's crazy. That is crazy. You still get people messaging you, Vic? Uh, it's died down quite a bit, but it still happens.

I still get like weekly cat pictures which i enjoy uh... i still get like a couple random ones that are just like fuck you uh... and then i forget that i put my number out on the internet and then i'm like all right that's it's humbling i like it and you too can have a x number if you sent a our Patreon and then you can also text Vick all sorts of fine pictures that she can enjoy with her husband. Let's see what else we got here. I don't think I've heard anybody so happy or laugh any harder than Carl when Opie was talking about Antonio Brown, his dong banana stores. Like, it's 143 into the podcast if anybody wants to listen.

It builds as it goes. He gets more and more ecstatic. And there's 100% chance he had a total raging goblin boner. And goblins are a mystery to all of us, and I think now we have one of the pieces of the puzzle fixed that was just totally ah-ha excited what? I think this guy's goblin cock I get it oh this is a reference to the bonus episode we did I talked about how we were reviewing

Bert Kass Bert Kreiser show with that car I was looking to the bonus episode by the way great job excellent as always thank you for that i just got a video about you know brick christler and uh... why you know i think i'm not in the i mean we get the film that he does it's because i've been following him on for a while too and he seems like the kind of guy who who sees right to have common

and you know he's the kind of guy who looks at the bomb so of course this had job for christmas not gonna like to know it you know what i'm saying and uh... also that's just what i wanted you know that's a fact that christmas

i'll let it happen for christler i agree that they're very good for it hey carl i'm listening to that episode with the crippled Jesus and Adam from Houston. Yeah. That's a great yes. And I wish we heard more crippled Jesus recently then. I love that guy. He comes in with these jokes that are so funny.

I just have to rewind every single time because I don't know what he said the first time. I thought that was like a supporting cripple Jesus now, not sure. Hey Carl, just a little show but are you pulling a podcast hitman? Where is Jen from the Jiggle's Department? You're talking about, you know, all she has COVID. We haven't heard for a while. We all missed that lovely cackle she has. So yeah, bring her back onto the way. What the contact the authorities to make sure she's not rotting somewhere

in that studio. You got your basement. All right. Bye. Oh gosh. This is the last place I would put her. Yeah, it would not be a plaza. Last voicemail I have and this is about the deep fake videos that you star in on YouTube on our YouTube channel. We do those stuttering John deep fake videos that are always fun. Hey Carl. So long time listener, but for whatever reason, just today I decided to go to YouTube and finally watch the deep fakes, uh, Stuttering John and the Cockroach shift. Uh, let me ask you about, I thought it was Chris that was the body on the deep fake John, but the edges around the John look more like Vinnie. Is Chris fat to or all your friends fucking fat why are all your friends fucking fat Carl all right I'll be back

It's a pretty good call yeah All right, that's all we got Vic it was exciting to have you back on the show again Yeah, anything you want to promote so exciting no, No, I mean, you have one not fat friend. Who is the truck driver? Which one is that? Andy. Yeah, he sounds fat, but he's not fat. I mean, who else did you meet from that show?

Dick Masterson? Yeah. He's kind of not fat. He's kind of fat. OK. Vic, thanks so much for coming on. Don't be a stranger. Come back again soon.

Oh, next week. What are you talking about? Awesome. I moved in now. Beautiful. I'm glad to hear that. And sorry, Mr. Wedding. I don't know who gets married on December 22nd.

It's a little closer to the fucking holiday. What else does Daddy government let me off? The holidays, baby. Oh, okay. I get it now. Now it's making sense. Okay, folks. Guess what?

The episodes? Oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. What's up, Couser Rooz?

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