Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep295 - The Jacked Up Review Show

Episode Date: January 23, 2022

Get jacked up because this week we're reviewing an intense, high-energy show. Sure, the host has no business talking into a microphone unless it's at a fast food drive-thru, but the guests are amazing! There's a guy who watched every Star Trek episode! Andy is back on the show to discuss a potential C+C Music Factory biopic, Chuck Mangione's french horn, Stuttering John's master strategy, and Opie's guinea pig. We also play two games at the end, I can't remember who won. It doesn't matter. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Check out BuzZmires: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0b4xEkb0PGgDvveiykkX5Q  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The only show that would do anything for your love, anything. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week, The Goat Out of Hell. It's Andy! Yeah, let's chew the shit. Please go to Who Are These Docs. I got to get our email address, voice mail number, link to our sub-reddit, link to the Discord server,

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And at the same time, I scheduled a creep off crossover with Vinny. So we're going to do two shows this week, two bonus shows on our Patreon this week. So definitely go over there and check that out. Also, more, can you ask for what else you want to dig show crossover creep off crossover? It's amazing. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and Apple podcast. Shit, all over in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called the Jacked Up Review Show podcast.

This is a suggestion from Ryan. We have both listened to this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is what I always say at the beginning of talking about shows. I say it's hosted by, I have no idea. I looked it up.

I tried to figure out who he was. He talks about himself a lot. Right. Never says his name. I have no idea who's hosting the show. But I guess where I want to start off is with the energy level. Yeah, I so jacked up to talk about. Yeah, remember this is called the Jacked Up Review Show podcast. And it really gets you going right out of the gate. This theme song is fucking hilarious. I swear to God Andy, I played this multiple times. I have a lot to say. My wife and I were rolling.

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I was just gonna say that everyone gave me shit about for a big way to our especially you. I said, is there any other show that might be familiar with having a theme song that's a little too long? A little too long guys and then I love the energy there to jacked up to review so we're jacked up. Get the fucking we're jacked up a kid fucking way for this. This is right out of the gate. The first thing you hear. Welcome ladies and gents. John and I are just going to give you a quick episode of bands we'd like to see

music biopic of. So Andy and I happen to listen to the same episode. They put out like three or four episodes a week. There's a lot of episodes out there. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna be in a lot of- We're in season five. The same clips here. But yeah, probably because this is a show with his buddy John Mark

and they're gonna talk about what bands would make good music biopechs. Yeah, is it biopic? Cause he keeps saying biopic. Is that what he was saying? It's a biopic. That's what I thought. It's like a biography. I think a lot of people say biopic. Is that what he was saying? It's a biopic. That's what I thought. It's like a biography.

I think a lot of people say biopic. It's like, really? I loom in yum and shit like that. Like, people say it different ways. Okay, well I'm gonna say biopic. Cause that makes sense to me. Right, call us on the hotline and tell us where he turns. Yeah, the new phone topic.

Do you call it biopics or biopics? All right, Andy, what do you have from this show that you wanted to talk about? Because this is literally the worst conversation starter ever. Right. What movie should be made about bands? Yeah. And what are you gonna argue with them?

And be like, oh, I don't know that bands. I don't want to see a movie about that band. So they don't argue at all. They just go, yeah, that's a good idea. How about this one? Yeah, that's great. Oh, right, yeah, everything. There's no debate. Everything is, no. They agree on everything. Yeah just go yeah that's a good idea how about this one yeah all right yeah everything there's no there's no debate everything is now they agree on everything yeah there's no bad ideas and you know actually let me start off because I had the first one

down to the gate is Errol Smith and I was listening to this my wife goes are you listening to be with him but I know I will let you start well me, the first thing that comes to mind, I voice as Errol Smith, I be curious to see a biopic of. Very good pick. I don't condone the use of performance enhancing drugs, but can do some cocaine for God's sake. What the fuck? Get jacked up for the the checked up review show.

So the guy says, you know, that would probably be a good band and the guy goes, yeah, you know, you could learn more about Stephen Tyler. I mean, you could definitely have him, I mean, saw the weird stuff he's handled and done and just even, just show how he just got his voice. I'm just a revolution.

How we got his voice. I would want to see that, because you know, you listen to Dream on, and it sounds like a different guy, doesn't it? And then you get to everything else that, you know, every other AeroSmith song you ever hear where he sounds. Is it like a Maze Isle? How everybody knows. 80s AeroSmith was pretty bad you know, every other Arrow Smith song every here where he sounds. Like the Maze Isle. Like the Maze Isle.

How and everybody knows. 80s Arrow Smith was pretty bad and yet 90s and 2000s Arrow Smith makes 80s Arrow Smith sound amazing. Yeah. Pining for it. I want that biopic to end in about 1979. I think.

It's like, hey guys, let's go get Clean and Silver. The end. Yeah. And they never played again. See now, this is how you talk about a biopic. He's fucking idiots. He's like, that'd be cool. Steve and Tyler can like, stick a song and stuff.

Pretty cool. Yeah. And then you can show how many, you can show where he bought that scarf that he tied to his mic stand and the other one that he tied to his mic stand. All right, Eddie, what do you have on the show? This show, when these guys come in with their, you know, they're a hot jacked up energy.

It reminded me of Clip4, this might sound familiar. Now, did I pronounce your name correctly? You sure did, Pete Schweddy. Well, Pete, Terry and I have been looking forward to having you on the show, because we know you're the master of all kinds of Christmas goodies. Tell us about them.

Well, there are lots of great treats this time of year. Zucchini bread, fruit cake, but the thing that I most like to bring out at this time of the year on my balls. I can't believe you pulled that club without bringing a gunshot, sound effected in that. Isn't that what Eric Zayn had or someone that Dr. Steve, Dr. Steve now? Yeah, at least that bit has some kind of punchline though. Yeah, this show is wildly unentertaining wildly.

Nothing that they talk about is interesting in any single way. No. It's crazy. I also know a bunch of different episodes, so I'm going to get into some other stuff as well. In fact, what's start off with the host interviews this model, who's also a DJ in Houston on some like internet radio thing, and she was like an MMA ring girl, not UFC.

Right, MMA. This is just so funny because we picked episode. Oh, you took that one too. I didn't clip anything from it, but I was just like, I'm gonna listen to that one too. So we picked the same one. That's all the bullshit that you could have picked. So this is Rachel Rockstar.

And she's got like an Instagram page and stuff. And this guy, she jacked up. Shhh. What? That's a no. Her energy's not great. For someone who's like has a radio show, you'd think she'd be better, but honestly,

it's tough with this guy. He's so nervous to talk to her. He's like has a radio show. You think she'd be better, but honestly, it's tough with this guy. He's so nervous to talk to her. He's like a crush otter or something. Oh, this guy is just like an energy leech. You know, he's soft to have people. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Likewise.

So likewise. You've been on my radar a bit non-stalker. I just would always see you just heavily promote just very social music, being the band's own is like what the hell is that? That looks awesome. And there we are doing a cool interview to start off the new year. Thank you. So how did you get into all of that? Into which parts? This first question, you do this and this and this.

How'd you get into all of that? Boom goes the dough. What a horrible question. Notice how these guys giggling. He has like this nervous laugh too. He says Dr. Hibber laugh. Yeah. But what you lost in your day to get the Dr. Hibber, obviously.

And these conversations that he's having with this woman are ridiculous. They're very social persons. So therefore, you kind of want to just be at all these various cool party events, all these various live performance entertainment events. Well what's funny is I'm actually an introvert but I'm an extraverted introvert. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. So guys, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm very shy, but I need a lot of attention. All right, just when I wanted to, everyone to look at me, I'm a shy guy.

Don't get me wrong. Look at me, believe me alone. Leave me alone. All right, since we're talking about this interview, I just want to blast through these real quick. So this woman grew up in Austin, moved to Houston, didn't like Austin, right? She says she didn't like Austin.

This guy asked this double question. Oh, sweet. OK. So you were in Austin, Gal, then you became a Houston Gal. So how would you want to describe kind of how the framework of iter entertainment industry works for those two? What? Fuck you into that question.

Well, in one city, Gays are cool. And the other city they hate them. That would be the answer. Holy shit, this poor woman. Okay, sweet. Do you think the whole stick about Austin, often being labeled the Hollywood of Texas? And just kind of being just a more just giant advanced city

or pretty pretty true? Mm. I don't know, that's a good question. I mean, I don't really see Austin that way. So I wouldn't even know how to answer that. It's not a good question. She doesn't have a good question. I don't even have the answer that.

Well, it makes it a bad question. Well, it sounds like the answer is no. It's not a good question. I don't even know how to answer that. Well, it makes it a bad question. Well, it sounds like the answer is no. It's not a good question. So then she talks about how she was host on a TV show for a short amount of time. So let's backtrack to the TV. So was that more like an Austin Exist channel? Or was it an actual, just kind of like your,

what we're exactly we hosting. It was definitely on a local channel and yeah, it was a local channel in Austin and it was a local producer. She was a female and asked if I wanted to also wanted to be her host and I said yes. And it wasn't for a very long, It's another long story with that one. Excuse me. It's still a good thing to have on your resume. Oh yeah, definitely. It was fun and you would have repeated his giggles. I didn't catch that. Oh, you talking about that part? No, no, the part before that we do ask the class. So he's she's saying like, oh, I was on catch that. Oh, you talking about that? No, no, no, the part before that would do you ask the question. So she's saying, like, oh, I was on the show,

it was a local show. Well, he asked, it was a local show, right? It was a, it was a nothing show. I was a nobody, it was nowhere. Yeah. And so for some reason, this guy tries to relate to her here. And it's like, relained to her for failures. I don't know why he thinks it's a good idea.

Okay. Cool. Um. And is it still going? Where's it long gone the place for different programming? Um, the TV station. First off, she's out of the show anymore. He goes, so was this show still going out of who cares? It doesn't matter. Like you're talking to her. She's not part of it anymore. Yeah. But what what is this show still going on? Who cares? You're talking to her. She's not part of it anymore.

Yeah, but what's going on with it now? I don't know. It's wild. No, actually, one side played it in the last much longer. OK. Gotcha. Oh, no. No, I get that.

I've been on a bunch of sizzle reels and other projects that never took off. This guy's been on sizzle reels. What would sizzle about this guy's real? Oh, hey guys, I'm the intern here. Whoa. There's anybody that knows about being a loser. It's me.

Yeah, so then he talks about, now he's trying to impress this chick. He's talking about how he used to work at internet radio stations. Now, are you guys familiar with internet radio? Sure. It's not really a thing. You know, because we have Twitch and YouTube, like Spotify.

Yeah, internet radio stations are not, it's not a thing. But apparently this guy used to work at internet radio stations when he was in college. Okay, so back in college, I used to work at a few different online radio stations. Some of them are still around, like, especially by Dallas Cowboys stadium and a bunch of others, but it's been a little frustrating because it seemed like you had to pick a few additional people's brains just to see if it would be a paid gig or who would just continually do it because I was an intern. So I got paid shit, but it was interesting in that there's a lot of different talents out there and they kind of just always were making a living or that's just how they were known they they could get to talk to so many celebrities who would gladly fly in on a plane

and come meet them at the station. And do you think internet radio is gonna continually get a little more creative, especially since just we've continually been embracing it? What are you talking about? Like, literally, what is this guy talking about? I could not fall follow that stream of consciousness that it was just going on there.

And it was a question I got. Would you like to buy some laser discs? So the most awkward moment here is, you're hearing what's going on. This is an awkward appearance for this woman. They are having these ridiculous conversation. And for some reason, he asked her to come back on the show again in the future. Okay, Stuller, if there's any other music events you wanna promote on here, he asked her to come back on the show again in the future.

Okay, Stuller, if there's any other music events you wanna promote on here, we'll walk you back on. On here? Yeah. I need a podcast. I need a podcast. Right, exactly. We'll have you back again sometime.

Why? Where? Here? You never heard of this show? I don't know why I'm doing it now. To what end? Why would I do it the future? The only time she laughed.

Yeah. Would you like to come back? Ha ha ha ha. So that they're talking about how she's a model. And when she got into modeling, she was doing like magazines. And now modeling's all about just having an Instagram page and doing only fans and stuff like that. So she has some advice for models.

Yeah, you got a lot of different modeling, but it's not at all even remotely, you know, risque or, you know, sleazy. It's very just upfront, clamor fashion. Thank you. Thank you. So keep it classy and you don't have to go wrong to your trashy. Don't be a sellout and just, you know, keep it classy. Okay. a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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It's for introverts. He's like, you never do anything sleazy, which is really great. She goes, yeah, no, I would never do anything like that. By the way, she does have it only fans. Yeah page I'm sure there's something sleazy either flush like she's promoting. No, I just poured liquid silicone into my twat and sold it on the internet Are you guys fall asleep Yeah, we're back in the jacked-up review show Yeah, we're back. Checked up review show. Let's talk about some of these bands that they should do biopic's on.

This one, fucking blew my mind, Carl. I'm a clip five. Out of anything you would suggest. I know. You would soon or suggest fucking limp Bizkit. I was fucking the Ramones. You know, surprise what they said. This was just like completely out of left field.

Um... What do you think about BodyCow? Rap metal band, I should take it, even just do a documentary on them. That could be interesting, especially since it's like we're so long to find a listen to them. Because then they know they existed. And so they're really about a year and a half ago.

Yeah, that's a band that's 30 years old, by the way. Or not maybe like 20 years old But this one at least 30. Yeah, it was early 90s and I started thinking about it And it really started to make sense clips six I did a little mashup and you'll you might this might sound familiar to you Body can body can body can yeah motherfucker Body can body can body can body can Body can body can body can It's a chapter, bring it show, chapter band. No one's ever seen or cared about. It's actually Andy and I when we were in the band slots, we used to cover a body count song.

Cop killer. Very controversial. We actually played it for a couple of cops once. I certainly didn't smile, second. That's for damn sure. I did. All right, let's think about some other bands that would make for good biopics.

Maybe C++ music factory. You just can just show how all these guys, you know, around three years, and they just had one big, you know, single, and they did a few other, you know, songs that were just played at, you know, clubs, but. C++ C music factory, it's C and C music factory. They were one hit wonder, and you guys like, that would make for a good biopic.

No, no, actually, no, it wouldn't. It's a terrible idea. Yeah, it you guys like, that would make for a good biopic. No, no. Actually, no, it wouldn't. It's a terrible idea. Y'all says it right before that he also suggests a house of pain. These are one hit wonder bands. Oh, it's so stupid. They were like, they were lightning in a bottle,

and then all of that popularity is just like stripped away from them, and then some as whole, it makes a punchline out of you on a podcast. Right! That's your whole career. It's not a bio pack And then they're talking about solo artists they could have a bio pack The night of the night I could probably say um I was thinking of

Speaking of solo artists that could say Chris Cornell would be interesting. Oh Yeah, I'm right taking on him Chris Cornell Yeah, the singer of Soundguard in an audio slave right that he would be a good soul artist to cover. Yeah he's well known for his solo work. What are they talking about? Well actually in my clip 7 Carl he starts spitballing about what this movie would entail and just listen for the end he gets bored of his own idea Yeah, or something just have some kind of

group who Basically I mean if anything you could just Just scribe You could basically just showcase how, yeah, he just knew when he was done with the world. And at the exit stage, right? I can't fucking yawning because the middle of his own sentence. If anything, you could just... Then they bring up Ozzy Osborne, and I don't know how old these guys are.

But when I think of Ozzy and his career, literally the last thing I think about is his reality show. I think I fucking started Black 7th. This is, this guy's responsible for all genre of music. I know some people I've talked to, I love this new movie, I don't know if that will work honestly. Especially maybe early on Aussie, now are these. Yeah, definitely do it before, I mean, just have the reality stuff in the background. Good approved by his family. Don't shit show up!

No shit! Maybe we should cover the time when Ozzy was making music instead of a ridiculous reality show. Yeah, probably a good idea for the biopic, alright? I know, it might clip a little bit. I was not an Aussie movie by the way. Really? Exactly.

Let's do their show for Matt. Who else would make a good file pair? Sorry, I had to go. OK. So they're talking about the guy who is there for the birth of a heavy metal and has done more drugs than probably 20 people put together. He's probably more ants than I have caught.

Right. He's amazing. So then they're like, well, what about if we get, make a movie about the production notes about a music video that he shot one time? Yeah. I definitely would want to know, you know, just get people to study with the executive saying, how did you film this? So we can create that look.

Or I mean, getting looks not hard, but what would actually have an honest set of this music video? We wanna tell that side story. Yeah? Oh my god! How about the death of Ray D. Rhodes? You wanna cover the answer to how you shot a fucking music video? Let's do a movie about the making of Bark at the Moon. Fucking morons.

Maybe it should just be an extended version of my mom coming home. That'll be the entire movie. Yeah. Just multiple verses and piano solos. The fuck is wrong with these people? Sounds like a punishment for the creep off. Two hour version of that song. And then in excess.

Yeah, yeah. It's part of-hour version of that song. And then in excess. Yeah, yeah, it's part of the second. I ain't in excess. Won't they British? No. Australia. Australia, and okay, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, one of the few Australian bands, few of them. Probably due to Rand, Rand. Another original. Show how they're changing the atypical kind of 80s pop scene. Kind of consider rock too. So yeah, just be an interesting just kind of multi-genre crossing. Well, that's retarded. Durand Durand is a multi-genre crossing music group.

What are you talking about. What do you mean? Queer 80s rock. And it's like, what is the genre? Wow, they cross so many genres that Duran Duran. Because they're fucking idiots. Clip, all right, speaking of that, and clip 8, they start talking about who could play the dead singer of Inexess in his biopic. Right now the perfect guy to comply on because there's a artist I discovered when his

band was on the S.L. a few years ago, called 1975 and the lead singer looks exactly like the singer of Inex S in us. I'm like, well, there's your guy. If you ever do a biopic of him, there's a guy, even almost sound right in sometimes. Well, they typically cast actors in movies. They don't take a singer that's just like another singer and try and make them act in a movie. If it's a war movie, they cast actors in the war movie. Not if not fucking army generals. generals not Vic. Yeah, right if it's a sports movie actor Lord of the Rings actor

They don't have real obvious time to actor Let's get that guy from that band up. What's the name Vel Kilmer? Let's get him to play Holy shit. Yeah, these guys are stupid and then clip nine they start talking about the plot like what is the most interesting thing about in excess To be respectful, but that'd be not too obvious. You know, just playing off the drugs, just show some people would, but that wouldn't always be interesting as I film. Maybe that's like a documentary. Tell me.

I don't have nobody to sadden. Right. Tell me. I don't even know what he just said. Right. And if you're talking about it, it's never terraced apart. And the guy died, choked himself and died jacking off. Right. Those are the two things that people know about in excess. And he seems like you got the plot off, figured out for the moment.

Exactly. These guys don't. Well, they have did other song too? You know, it goes that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's not that you know the title of. Let's not forget that riff. You know they killed with that, they're like, well, this is a hit.

Yeah. This is what makes me want to die, Jay. All right, let's talk about the last 15 minutes of every episode of this. This is, I couldn't believe it. I'm looking at the wave form in my software, and it's all over the place. And there's like these minute long chunks

that are somewhere quiet, somewhere loud. I'm like, what is this? What I'm about to hear. And it's all promotions for other podcasts about movies. Yeah. And each one sounds worse than the one previous. It's unbelievable how shitty these movies sound. Starting off with, there's something about nerdy black guys that I find hilarious. This is a show called Home Video

Hustle. Hey, I heard you like movies. I heard you like the hustle. I heard you like podcasts. Well guess what? There's a podcast for you out there called the home video hustle. Damn right. Every Friday we talk about wherever movie PJ picks out the bag. What does that mean? Every Wednesday on our YouTube page I put a bunch of movies in the bag and PJ picks one out at random and then we just watch it. We talk about it for maybe like an hour, hour and a half, two hours.

Whatever we feel like, the wherever the conversation leads us? But do we actually talk about the movie? Most of the time Tadgets galore. Yes, so believe me we may be a movie podcast But it's not always about movies we may talk about video games music Yeah, that's the big one music Sometimes we might get a little bit of politicalness in there I don't think you should promote your show where you say we go off on tangents all the time. That's something a really bad idea.

Is it a focus conversation? Oh, not at all. No. We talk about nonsense. For an hour and a half, I went to their YouTube channel and checked out some of their videos and it's pretty fucking funny. Yeah. Yeah, there's like 17 views of these videos.

No one gives a shit about it, but their, the premise is ridiculous. I put VHS tapes in a bag and then this guy pulls it out and then we watch it that we talk about it. Yeah, this sounds like one of those things, those quote unquote networks where people are just like, oh, you have a podcast, I have a podcast, I'll promote your podcast if you promote my podcast.

And it's just a whole bunch of people just, you know, trying to help each other out. And they also are pretty bad. Including clip 12. Now let's hear this one. If you take two old punk rockers who are past their prime, what have been in front of a movie screen and give them a podcast? What do you get? Cinema punks, cine punks, it's the mixed tape of movies.

Ready, go, take the picture, how, break down the price, dash. Now this one gave me an idea, Carl, quit 13, old punk rockers past their prime. Yeah. Coming up next season, what do you get with me and my fat, steep and washed up punks with Carl?

Start your own podcast about watching every episode of Two and a Half Man. Yes, yes. Two niggas, I really need Patreon money. All right, now I can't put it's on YouTube But thank you fat Mike for that that baseline right there. All right. We're also being promoted to the other show Oh my god, maybe the worst fucking idea. Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. No, I have I have one here Pay with the couple of bruises baby We're lucky movies. We love the bad ones too

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or where to find it. Nor would you want to, unless your job has to make fun of podcasts. But apparently that stands for everything I learned from movies is the name of that show. You would know that, just play the promo. Easy to find. Oh yeah, yeah, it's just, you just,

all these letters dot podbean dot FM go go for it. All right I'll go find that then this is the Dorkiest dork. I look this guy up to this is hilarious. He has the same one Hi everybody. It's Mac Jackson I wanted to invite you to a new site called the forever adventure network. What's on the site? This website has everything. Oh pictures, videos, blogs, there's original music by Harmony Constant, two podcasts. One is the Maghiver podcast, where we celebrate Richard Dean Anderson, his iconic roles, and how it's influenced our lives.

roles and how it's influenced our lives. There's episode discussions, interviews, and life conversations. The second podcast is the Never Gets Old Podcast. This website has everything, pictures, words, and real forte, right? Where we celebrate all the best things that we love in life, where we celebrate all the best things that we love in life from TV, movies, music, and comics. The site is also the home for the Maghiver S-G-1 audio series. What? An ongoing adventure series that continues the adventures of Maghiver and S-G-1. What?

Andy, did you follow that? We got to do this show. We got to dig into this. I pulled a clip from this. Thank God. So these guys, or this guy, I guess has a giant heart on for Richard Dean Anderson. You'll find everything on this website.

All of shirtless pictures of Richard Dean Anderson covered in my gizmo. That doesn't be drug gizmo. No, no, no, that's actually my gizmo. So doesn't mean drawing gizmo. No, no, no, that's actually my gizmo. So I wanna hand looked up this show because this is ridiculous. The idea is this guy does a scripted show and Stargate was a TV show after it was a movie.

And the guy who played McGiver was the lead role in Stargate. Totally different universe is just the same actor. Right? Correct. McGiver was a totally different show that Stargate was. Right. Their idea is, these two guys are brothers, and now they do a show where both McGiver and the Stargate guy who's also McGiver are brothers and they go on adventures together.

And I found the promo for this show and I had a clip. Get into the epic story and hear how brothers Mac and Jack work together. Suddenly spun on his heels to his brother. Jack give me your phone. The J. I should mention that I think in MacGyver's name is Jack and then his target is Max. So it works out really well that they can be back and Jack the brothers. The general quickly took it from his pocket and handed it over. Yeah, it isn't working, you know?

No, not as a phone. With that, McGiver and Meltdown and Smash Jack cell phone off the ground, cracked it open. As he prided apart and reached for his knife, Jack stood stunned. That's... My phone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha shooting an Egyptian alien in the face with a fucking homemade potato gun. Quick, you got a rubber band. Yeah.

Oh, by the way, the Numa Groober series, I watched the whole thing. It's a very funny fucking amazing. So funny. I love that. It's the whole thing. That episode's sex when he's apologizing the Lord's Fish Fairy. You're gonna call him out. I don't watch it.

Everybody highly recommend it. It is fantastic. All right, let's do another episode with a Star Trek fan named Greg Donaldson. And Greg's claim to fame is that he watched the original series in the 70s. I can't believe you listened to this. Dude, this is the one I looked at.

I was like, there's no fucking way I'm listening to this. This one is brutal. All right, let's start off with the question is about, there's an anime series of Star Trek. And is that something that younger generations can get into if they wanna get into Star Trek? Very young kids, preteens, kind of like how I was, or is it going to be more just, kind of, teams in the bones?

I'm scared. Excuse me. I think. Do you want to get in the front office? Do you want to get in the front office? Hold on. What's like that? Do you want to get the fun offers and then this? How long? Uh. Uh.

Okay. Do you care of that? Cool. It's okay to have interruptions. Okay. It's okay to have interruptions. Right. So, no, I think teenagers on, enjoy the subsequent shows better. Is this Trey Peacock?

I think it's, well, I should say, I guess I would depend on when you grow up. Okay. That answers that question. It shows amazing. Why you'd have that guy on as a guest on your podcast. This guy cannot talk. He tells an epic story about meeting George Decay that you'll definitely enjoy.

And George Decay, when I was in college, he actually, it was funny. In college, he opened up a video store. Oh my. college, he opened up a video store. I don't know how the owner of the time. So I think I brought that book with me and he autographed it. So it was pretty neat. No, very neat. I got an autograph from George K.

I mean, the guy makes it sound like George K. was operating a video store. He did the very confusing. Ribbon cutting for a video store, I assume. Also, George K. was not famous for decades. Right. It wasn't until he went on Howard Sturder that people started talking about George K. again.

Yeah. The idea was wildly available for anything. For anything. I got George K. He's an autograph. Yeah, everyone knows. For Ribbon cutting in a video store. It's not's autograph. Yeah, everyone. Yes. For ribbon cutting. I know. It's not an autographing a retarget book. Well, they handmade Star Trek 5 yet. So, yeah, he had time. He didn't have anything on his calendar that week. I was talking about another

horrible question. How is this guy? We're talking about season five of the show he does it three or four times a week is this bad a podcast Excel that's cool So also How do you think the why do all three seasons just still hold up for most fans is it just a Lot of the deep mysteries that they get involved in is it just kind of The a lot of the deep mysteries that they get involved in is it just kind of the Woody, you know banter back and forth or is it a little bit more than that? Yeah, they didn't I think

they had a good next of showing what the future might be like, but they would leave it to the imagination. I don't know. I know I'm boring the show. The people in this clip. Well, it's so bad. This explains everything why this episode was two hours long All these fucking pregnant pauses when I was looking at the feed

It's like oh, it's an hour it's 30 minutes. It's less you know, it's barely an hour This one was almost two hours and now hearing these two talk. It explains why I want to throw this out there Do whatever this host is or I don't know what his name is I will come on your show Yeah, I want this throw this out there to whoever this host is or I don't know what his name is. I will come on your show Yeah, I want this guy to interview me. I would love to be interviewed by this guy This guy is the worst interviewer in the history of interviewing people. I don't see an interview for a job This guy is terrible It's unbelievable and he found someone worse than him to come on the show and tell a story about going to a Star Trek Convention once this is a riveting story. Good pay off here.

At the convention they had like a gong show. You know, the game show with Chuck Barris. I got it. And she was one of the judges. I remember they had a lady come out and pajamas and slippers and she got gold the original Star Trek theme. Oh, it's crazy. I bet And Where do you think I was doing a lot of bad podcasts on purpose this is fucking horrible and the else you want to hit on Andy Then the unknown comic came out and asked her if she spit her swallow that That would have been that would have been a fun story, but now, no, God, this was, uh,

maybe one of the worst shows I've ever heard. Thank you. I'll check this. I do. Follow us on the web on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. What do you do show podcasts? Is available on PogD, Spotify, IHR, Radio, Anchor, Apple, and anywhere else podcasts are available. Feel free to review our show and leave comments

on any of those sites. That's absolutely wonderful. We both certainly will. All right, very good. All right, let's move on with the show, ready? Bringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This first one comes in from Michael Dumbers and I have to say this is a friend of the show.

This has happened a few times recently, but he sent in miserable men. Now miserable men, Shuley's on there. Our friend, Brent Hadley, is on there. And he writes, wow, what a fucking disaster the show is. Five guys at once doing a Zoom show. Honestly, I couldn't stop listening because it's such a train wreck. It's got everything us W ATP fans love,

talking over each other, horrible attempts at humor, technical difficulties of plenty, and Brent Hadley. Didn't know if you knew this, but he's a swinger. Anyway, the whole episode is cringeworthy, but try the 45 minute mark, and I will, sir. Kansas J. Hawks football team used to have this coach, Chuck Mangione. And he was the fan.

He had his football coach on the other side. The ball came out. The ball came out. Exactly. The ball came out. This guy was three times that guy's. It feels so good. Doesn't it feel so good? By by the way I don't tell you how great coke is people bought albums of just a dude playing a French horn I got how good coke is people like this is fantastic This coach for Kansas was so fat I like, can you imagine that? Yeah, no, no, no, no. Wow. Well, I have in the wind.

Oof. And drowning out breath at least the best thing you could do. By the way, if you like the song, feel so good. You can hear the Isotels for format anywhere you stream music on our Duck and Cover album. No French horns on that one, Shuley, just electric guitars. It's terrific. And another cringe of the week, although it terrific. And another cringe of the week, although it's not technically a cringe of the week

because they caught themselves. One of my favorite things now is knowing that I'm in people's heads. Knowing that when they're podcasting, they're thinking, oh shit, what would Carl think if he was to hear this right now? The Drew and Mike show was on. And they were watching the music video for Uptown Girl.

Billy Joel's uptown girl. What is she doing there? Prancing around. Here's a music. And we're getting cringe the week again, by the way, just say no. I want to see the video. I asked to see the video. Everybody knows this video.

Yeah, if you can't see this video, then you're watching videos in 1983. Thank you, Brandon. Even played our, our Crimson the Week drop on that. I do appreciate it, sir. They can destroy our bodies and our ponchos, but they can never silence our song of protest. Uptown girl, she's been living in her white bread world. Come on guys So I mentioned this when I was on Drew and Mike earlier this week

But Southern John didn't do any shows the week before we didn't have a lot to talk about with him And then he did a beer on the balcony that someone shared with me sweet It should really be a video cast. I don't know what's going on with John's fingers. His fingernails are so long and there's so much shit underneath them. Oh god. And I might literally be shit. I don't know. And the one finger has like crusty yellow shit on the nail and the skin.

He's turning into a monster. He really is. He looks terrible. Yeah. He's not long for this world. That is for damn sure. To get your fucking kidneys checked. Like, getting's not long for this world. That is for damn sure to get your fucking kidneys checked I think so. Oh my god. I wanted to live forever

So he goes on a dozen hour long show by himself and I have way too many clips. If this goes too long, somebody just stop me and we'll just use the clips another time because there's just so much to fucking talk about. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Alright, so the last time we checked in on Stuttering John, he was talking about how hot his chick was. Remember, she's got the C-Cops of Flat Stomach, the nice ass retired science teacher. So she's in her late 50s, 60s, whatever. You know, I'm not judging. I'm out of the age of person, my dumb. Good. See, look at it, me.

All right, let's see what's going on here. Let's get an update. What's been going on in my life? I was dating this chick for a while, you know. You know, I was shagging it. That's gross. Who says that? I was shagging it. That's gross. Who says that? I was shagging her.

For a while, implies they're not together anymore. It sounds like it's not going so well. But some Daytona's girl and everything was fine. Sweet girl. She was actually an ex-science teacher. Ex-science teacher. And then, what's your opinion?

But she's needy. And then she start like, you didn't text me today, you didn't call me today, I'd say, I don't really, you know, that's not, I'm busy right now, you know, I got an audition, I got to edit, I got kids, I'm, you know, I'm trying to see me on the sun for dinner, I got this and I'm not like, I don't like talking on the phone. Nor do I like texting all the time. It's not so so sure enough. Uh, I got a text from it today. I called you last night. You didn't answer because I was sleeping.

It's because I passed out by seven. I started drinking a three. What do you want from me? She was needy. She needed to sleep in a bed that wasn't the human Equivalent of a litter box I just love the fact that he's talking about this girl who's been dating for three weeks who he's bragging about how she's hot He's fucking her and then he goes my can't text her every day What do you mean you can't text your girlfriend every day? It's not that difficult. I think we all would reply to text messages of our new girlfriend every day.

I mean, that doesn't make any fucking sense. He's making this up. You can tell it by the way, the time it took him to be like, the thing is that the thing is, she's needing. Right, she's needing. That's what it is. She needed me to be not disgusting. She needed me hit to be not disgusting Someone in the desk court pointed out it's the only time he's still stutters is when he's about the lies

That is true. There's a towel. He's got a towel. That's good point as she goes, you know, and I Don't know if you want to respond, but you know, I can't have, I can't be relationship like this. And I'm like, all right, well, so finally, I just, I just texted him back. I go, look, if you need a guy to text and call you every single day, then I'm not your guy. Now, so John is the one he broke up. Isn't that funny how it started with she dumped him via tax and that he's like, oh yeah? Well don't let the door hit you in the way, I'm bitch. Right, I got other things going on in my life.

We had always goes. Oh my God, I, um, Dr. Steve was on Anthony Kumias show. Okay, and I was just watching live and I wasn't gonna call in and then they started feeling bad for settling John. Yeah, yeah. So I called in and I have some clips from, actually why John. So I called in and I have some clips from actually why don't I play that

no I have some clips from that but it's funny because even Anthony Coomy was like when he was talking about making out with a chick in a bar who the fuck does that and he had a great analysis of it he goes you know like when you see a movie and they're trying to show that you're in like a really white trash bar and you'll see like people in the background, they're not like in focus but they're like making out and that's how you know they're like in a really trashy establishment. Yeah, like that's like what pick with pubbins. Yeah. John's in there making out with his girlfriend. He's 56 years old. He's in there making out with his girlfriend. So fucking funny. But anyway, so yeah, I called in because Dr. Steve was on there talking about WATP.

That's a... Steve, your show is amazing. People love it. And I hear from people all the time that they love your program. And I adore you on who are these podcasts. Carl and company. Of them. Do such a great job over there. They do. Like you're a radio guy. You're a fan of radio and a student of radio, if you will. I'm a student.

Yeah, a fan. I'm not a radio guy. But don't they seem to have really picked up the ball with the radio. It's a great mix of radio and podcast. They do production. They have like the the sound effects and and bumpers and promos, but they're kind of funny and used in a almost tongue and cheek kind of way. And what I miss being and I'm I'm so entertained by the show and you were really good on it talking about, of course, the inimitable

stuttering John Malin. Never heard of him. No. That's G-Daw. So much right. You were talking to him about him, but go on with your thing. Yeah, no, you did a bang up job there on stuttering John.

I'm amazing. And that was on the Patreon side. The Patreon one was a good hour and a half long. And then the next week, just a promo that he had me on for a couple of minutes to talk about, whether it's okay to drink heavily and then take clonipin and then do a beer parmesan heroes and cough syrup for COVID.

So it was just that. And we did appreciate that. Just see the analysis on that. Now, the reason why I wanted to point this out is because I know that Anthony's lessons to the show and he keeps up on Sudaring John with that, but he's going beyond that because I have not brought up the fact that Sudaring John and Hal Sparks had a comedy show that was booked and promoted and has now been canceled. And there's a lot of speculation about this and Anthony brought that up. I guess I guess his gig was canceled with house sparks.

He, he, he professes to be very close friends with house sparks. Okay. They had a mutual gig. I guess John was opening for him. Or if you talk to John, he was, house sparks was, was opening for John. And getting him probably, oh, yeah. And then the gig got canceled for some reason. No one really knows why. And then how booked another gig in a bigger venue in San Francisco without John

So now it's like anyone can read that and know exactly what happened All right, let's get back to the standard John stuff so he starts out this beer in the balcony plays his theme song and the theme song is like three minutes long and He has all this dead air the theme song ends. There's nothing going on and he finally gets in front of the microphone Listen closely Eddie. Yeah. Oh Hey, you know what everyone welcome to beer on the boat What the fuck was that John he comes out his chewing his food You know his giant mouth full of food. Then he's trying to chew it out his fast sponsor. He's grabbing for his beard and to wash it down. And I think we need an explanation as to why that happened. We have to understand.

I start the song. I take a piss. Run downstairs. I take a piss. Run downstairs. We have a ham sandwich. I wolf it down. Because I haven't eaten. And I need an energy. Well, that, did you hear the end of that? What are they just saying? And I need an energy. And I they just saying? And I need energy.

And I need NNG. And I need NNG? That's what he said. And I need NNG. I mean, I think he's like, I need energy. But he's saying I need NG. I need NNG. And this is before he gets drunk.

This is the beginning of the show. He pounds four beers during the show. That's an hour long. Yeah, even by my standards. That seemed excessive. All right. So somebody, he's responding to the chat like he always does, which is great.

And somebody tells him that Howard Stern's playing clips of Betty White interviews, where Southern Jones interviewing Betty White, but they cut out Southern John and just played Betty White's answers. He he. I'm really curious if they cut John's voice out of the Betty White tribute on Howard. They played her answer to the question, but no one asking her the question.

It didn't make any sense out of context. Did they really watch because of the lawsuit? See now they know, although I don't even know if they're allowed to play that. So now that you know, although I don't even know if they're allowed to play that. So, so I mean, yeah, now, now, so they are, you know, I guess we were wrong. Thank you for saying, telling me that CB, that's an admittance. I got to talk to Pope, talk about it. That's an admittance that they know that what they're doing is wrong. No, they're admitting that they don't care if you're on the show in any way.

They just couldn't leave it. They're not helping their station in any single way. No one's signing up for serious because they hear Stuttering John's voice. Also, the admittance is that John didn't bring a lawsuit for 15 years. He's been on serious XM since 2005, playing best of shows all this time. And now finally, John goes, oh, you can't do that.

Why didn't you care for 15 years while you were making a study paycheck? Now all of a sudden, you care. That's the admittance of guilt. Oh, you can't do that. I don't, you can't use my shit. Okay, fine. We'll cut all your shit out. Yeah, I know.

And not think twice about it. Exactly. All right, so let's talk about what's going on on the haters sites and all the gossip. Yeah, you know, somebody told me somebody went on on the Reddit site, you know, and I don't go on. And I always tell people don't tell me anything on that because I don't want to know. You know, in the old days, if I would talk to people, I would tell them different things, but just one, like if I'm talking,

it's people that I don't really know, and I'm just getting, I'll tell them one or two things. And then, and then I'll see if it ever shows up. And then I'll know who, if the person says some of the things that I said, or one of the things. I'll know who that person is. Fucking creep.

Are you guys following this strategy? So John goes around lying to people to see if their haters are not. There's this one guy, you know, thinking, I guess he tweeted or however you'd call it, like I'm red at that, I'm a schoolteacher now or something. But I mean, first of all, you know, I'd have to go to college to become a different college.

Well, two years of college didn't become a school. Did you, but it is something I told this person, you pause it real quick. No, didn't he tell everybody that he was going to be a substitute teacher at some point? I know what I can't remember in the Roy Stays. Yeah, I thought he did say that. Yeah. And being a substitute teacher, you don't need a degree for no, you can be a substitute. Yeah, it's pathetic. It's not a good gig. It's not a good, well,

saying like you heard the same shit. Everybody heard. Knowing that it was a core shit, but just, just, just seeing because I had my doubts and sure enough, it shows up. Yeah. Just pretending he's playing 4D chess. There's no way he would remember what he told someone. Yeah. There's no fucking way. He doesn't remember anything that's going on. There's no way. He doesn't remember. He thinks he's Tyrion Lannister and Game of Thrones.

That's a fucking Tyrion thing. And he told everybody this on his own show. And this doesn't remember all his own life. No, of course not. And this is hilarious too, because when you're telling people lies to figure out if they're the ones going on right or not, you would say good things about yourself. Yeah, right?

Would they make a lot of sense? Now, I don't remember if I ever said that to this person, which is another bullshit I'd just seen if it ever would show up. And that never ever in my life have had to have supervised visitation. But this idiot felt for it. And apparently he goes on these sites and says it. Why would you tell someone that you just met,

you have supervised visitation with your children. Oh, I got you. Now there's a rumor about it. Everyone's talking about it. You started there, rumor-jazz? Why? What were you thinking? Why would you do that? I told this guy that I'm a premature ejaculator and sure enough, there it is, I'm running.

Yeah. I told the guy run out of toilet paper and that's why there's all the shit under my fingernails and there it is on the haters sites. Gotcha. No, I know. You must. No, I know your troll. And now we're not friends anymore.

Unless you want to buy me a pint. You really could just be fun to the job. No matter what you do with it, you just offer to buy him a course like, all right, we're cool. It's all good. Currently, because the guy's been goofing out do with it, he just offered a biome of course. Like, all right, we're cool. It's all good. Currently, because the guy's been goofing out in me for the last four years and I wanted to sue. Yeah, but I'll buy a pipe. All right. Cool. We're good. All right. This is, this is some strategies got an innocent as I know it showed up somewhere. Then I know who it is. Because I tell them, I tell them each a separate

thing. Oh, I'm going to say this to this, I'm gonna say this to this one. I'll say this to that one. And I will see which one is gonna betray me and think, you know, and say it even though it's not a betrayal because it was all horseshit to begin with. And then it'll come up and then boom, I know that they were trolls all along. And I think it's funny because he starts off by saying I don't go on these

sites. So someone later on brings this up to him that his strategy doesn't make sense. John, if you don't go on Reddit, how do you know if the lies show up? I do not. I refuse. Okay. I do though happen to have a friend. Come to life. Get ready. Who every once in a while will tell me something because he goes on there. But I'm not just not just for me, he just goes on now. But every once in a while, he does just, and he'll tell me. And he'll say, you know, this is what they're saying. Because I say, I always say, I don't want to know. But he goes, but this is too farmy.

And then he'll tell me one, I go, what? Is he talking about Cardiff? None of this makes any sense. He goes, I tell people why, it's just to see if their trolls are not. But I never follow up on that to find out if they're actually posting those things. And a guy who's a friend of mine

tells me these things, I tell him not to, but he does anyway. And then I go, what they're saying that? But John, your strategy is that you would know that what they're gonna say. Yeah, and how are you keeping track of all these lies? He's not. Yeah, there's no way that, there's no way,

what is he like writing it down like, I told this guy, this guy, and I told this guy, that thing, and I told this guy, that thing, and I have all these lines in the water, and we're gonna see who bites. Yeah, there's a troll. According to him, that's what's going on, except for the fact that he doesn't go on those sites.

Yeah, and he can't keep track of that. Of course not. Also, he sounds more and more like Hank the Angry Dwarf. He's just like, oh, I'm going to start with your mother. You're right. He's a less entertaining version of Hank the Angry Dwarf. And then he's talking about radio gunk.

And oh wait, before I get to that, let's get more into how he doesn't go on these haters sites. But I swear I don't go on that. I refuse to go on there. Ask my friends. What's wrong? We talking about. I'm not lying. Yeah. That's why you're always went up. And you said it. Ask my friends. If I go out of reddit, ask my friends. I tell them to say lie.

I tell everyone. That's my mom. She knows that I I go out of reddit. Ask my friends, I tell them to say lie. I tell everyone, ask my mom. She knows that I'm gone right, and I told her that last week. Why would I want to? That's what they want. And that's the funny thing. They want me to go on there. There's no look, look, John's reading what we were.

That's how obsessed they are with me. I'm not gonna get met satisfaction. I'm not gonna go on there. Okay, why there was that he has friends. I know. Ask my friends. Present one. And I'll be happy to ask that person. I'm about to hang out here with you guys.

Two with a shit. Then fucking going on some site that's dedicated to just hate. Lies. An abuse. You be jokes and Photoshop. What is he talking about? I love this thing where he's like, these people are all hate-filled.

Like we're all laughing our asses off at funny Photoshop's of you and hell having gay sex. Meanwhile, hell's not a man. But what do you mean that it's all haters and lies? I love these, like, these people are all lying about me, but you're the one who told them to say that lie. Yeah, remember a job That was your master's strategy can't like you were saying you can't have it both ways Can Dr. Steve or Anthony or even like Shulee get hell sparks on their show

Just like under the guys of promoting whatever and just get something out of him about why he's fucking with like why he's paying attention to studying John in any single way Well, Hellsberg's is extremely left leaning so he's not going on an anthocomia show Dr. Steve Dr. Steve maybe maybe the opster you have a man I think the opster and I are gonna join forces pretty soon. This is a call to Dr. Steve. You can pull it off all right You know AJ Benza was on his show. And John's even trying the strategy with him. I mean, even guys like AJ Benza, I would tell him bullshit stories

because I just want to see if he'd ever fucking, you know, come out and betray me, which he did, which he did, which he did. By the way, AJ Benza is on my shirtless. We might get him on WATP Which would be a lot of fun because I want to talk to him about his relationship with the stuttering retard I think that'd be fun. All right, so now he's talking about Radio gunk now if you guys aren't familiar radio gunk is a website that's run by Monique It's now a podcast as well, but it started off as like a messaging board. People talked about radio shows primarily Howard Stern and they talk about There's a lot of places you can go if you want to laugh at Saturday job.

Radio good because one of those places. You need to go on radio gunk. It's a great group, great show when you were on. I like Monique. I've been on her show. I don't go on a website though. Again, same losers as it is on Reddit. Just dedicated to hate and nonsense.

All right, so John says, I do not go on that website. Fast forward about 30 minutes and someone calls about on this. And listen again, when John has to make up a lie, how long it takes him to think about it. Maniac Zaniak couldn't come up with a better name this time, huh? John, you logged into your rail going down on December 13th. It shows in your profile. Suffer then told me.

I logged into my radio gunk account on December 13th. This is where there's a gift somebody made in one of the supplements where he's like looking all around like, oh, what do you mean he's like trying to think of a line and just making all these weird faces and shit. I logged into a website in December, but, all right, let's see what he has to say about that. Well, first of all, it's over a month ago.

Second of all, if I did, it was probably because Monique had just asked me to do the show, which I think would exactly correspond to the time that Monique asked me to come on the show. But I didn't even, I wasn't able to log on, so that's a low to shit. I could never get on it anyway, even when I used to try. Okay. So his response is up too stupid and long, and log into my account. There's no way I did that

That's the most believable thing you've said so far That's the only believable thing I can't remember my password I Love that this guy goes chat and we know that you logged in yeah, but that was over a month ago You just said you never go on these sites never I never go on the sites unless it's been a month ago Then I go on all the sites. Unless I was too drunk to remember. It's so great.

Like with people that are so deprived of love in their life, that they feel the need to just hate on somebody, on a nonstop basis. It is to me a disease. It's like, it's something like, like I don't wake up every morning, go, oh, like who am I pissed at today? I wish you weren't a liar. Guess he does.

That's literally what he does. He's talking about how these people hate him. Honestly, John, we don't hate you. We love everything you do. It's one of the funniest things in my life right now. So to say that we hate you is ridiculous, but John literally does hate people. So that's why when he rips on Don Jr.'s video,

it's not funny, because he literally hates the guy. He isn't having fun with shit. Like he hates Trump, he hates Republicans. He hates 50% of the population of the United States. He hates them, fucking hates them. Says it all the time, tweets at them, all this shit, and he's going, I can't let people hate people. I just don't get it.

I don't understand how that works. These losers who have shows dedicated, they have guests on. Yep, that's me. Loser guests. That's me. Yeah. Some of them I call them pedophiles.

That's, whoa. So I played this on the Drew and Mike show, and we were talking about it as them pedophiles. Whoa. So I played this on the Drew and Mike show, and we were talking about it as like pedophiles. Does he just think that's like a negative word? Like a, just, oh, you're a loser and a pedophile, you know, just a derogatory term or something? I think that means. Do you know what that means?

Like right leaning people are interested in pedophilia. Pedophiles. And the guests, you know, who just, like, you know, trash me all the time. I mean, how much hate can you, how much hate can you have for somebody? Who you just, you just call the person a pedophile. Like, we make jokes about it.

We're like, well, I got a lot of shit underneath your fingernails and he goes, you're a pedophile. Whoa, dude. That's a very different, sir. That's all. Just because you're dating some 50-year-olds slum. That's a science teacher. Not somebody that's half your age.

So now, speaking of him hating people, he brings up Joe Rogan. Who he hates? He tweets about it all the time. But he has a good reason for it. I'll shit on Joe Rogan. We know. But I met Joe Rogan. I did celebrity fear factor.

So he's allowed to shut Joe Rogan because he met Joe Rogan 20 years ago. Yeah. That makes sense, right? Listen, I hate people, but I met them once. Okay. Fair enough. But some of these losers, I mean, I mean, that's all it's like all this anger towards me. All this anger tells me. But again, I consider it a compliment. Obviously. And all of these, you know, they haven't achieved an ounce of success. None of the ounce? None of the ounce of success.

A half ounce. Okay. All these losers who are goofy on you haven't achieved an ounce of success. Every time I post a video of us goofing on Centering John, it gets three times as many views on YouTube as John shows do. Not an ounce of success. All right, fair enough. You know, I'm doing well.

I'm hearing my balcony, a beautiful balcony. You're really not out of the clouds, don't move. But I'm fine. I'm fine with money. Am I fucking a billion in now? But I'm fine. I'm fine with money. Am I fucking a billionaire? No, but I'm fine. But I don't really put that that much importance in money. So you know, if Sean Handley is a multi-millionaire who cares, I don't personally care. John doesn't really care about money guys. And you can tell that when he's shames people for not super chatting.

I get to show on Tuesday, which by the way, in my opinion, was one of my best shows with Ron Filibowski, a man who found out who Jarrett Schmuck was, and how sparks, and we essentially did a three hour show. I only got two or three superchets. Let me tell you something that, it should be ashamed. This is a guy who doesn't care about money. Shaming his audience, we're not giving him enough money

during an episode, he did, with Rod and Philipowski. Is that the chicken for the Eagles? The fuck is that? Never heard of him. So this is weird because now this takes this bizarre turn where John starts talking about making money and how money is an important, but he has to brag about how much money he made. It's a weird, weird.

I find it almost odd. Odd. That money is that insanely important to somebody's life. And if it is, there's gotta be something wrong with you. That has to be. Look, look. I made my first million when I was about,

about 30 maybe. Stop it. 30, huh? 32. That was sort of playing off like, I made a million dollars. That was in my early 30s. I don't know, who even knows anymore.

Yeah, and how old were you when you got divorced and your wife took it all? I want to know why you'd brag about having a million dollars when you're begging for superchats. You know, OP does the same shit where you like, celebrate it's getting five bucks, you can't be both like, hey, I'm fine, I got tons of money and asking people on the internet for their money.

And then out of a third corner of your mouth saying that money being obsessed about it is stupid. Yeah, I don't understand these people who want money. Well, I can understand that. Money is like how you buy stuff. And fuck you for not giving it to me. You should be ashamed of yourself. But he's got a theory as to why people need money so badly.

Now I would say shelter, clothing, food, you know, necessities would be a good reason, a good place to start. But there is an illness, like you have people like Howard Stern, they have to have money. You have a guy like Rubin Murdock. It's got to have money. Jeff Bezos. It's gotta have money. You know why? Cause it got a little dick. It got a little dick like Joe Rogan. It got a little dick.

Whoa, you got butt slams. And yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa. Projecting much there, John. Anyone with money has a little penis. According to John, I'd love to see Joe Rogan a John fight. It'd be a lot different than a crazy campy. It's calling him out. But there's a reason why John is comfortable

calling people out. But that's a thing. It's small dick syndrome. I gotta decid the size dick. I don't really give a fuck. He's got a decid size dick. Who's't really give a fuck It's kind of decent size dick Who would ever say that? Hey, I'll be your dick decent size

It's not embarrassingly small. I had a girl tell me was big ones. I don't know All these people with money are doing shit that that people will give them money for correct You're doing nothing. Nobody wants anything to do with. Well, he's bitching about Howard. And Howard's a fucking sellout. I mean, Howard's fucking lost his mind. I don't know what he's up to.

So I understand that part of it. But if you're Jeff Bezos or Rubber Murnock, like, yeah, you made a lot of money because you're really successful and good at what you do. That's how money comes to you. What's the alternatives? Like, not working hard, not trying to be good at stuff. I mean, I guess that's what John's doing.

He's proving how much he doesn't care about money, but putting out the worst podcast possible. When John was young, he asked himself, would I rather be rich or famous? You know, like we all do. When I was a little kid, for some reason, like, you know, when you're thinking in bed, I go, all right, if I had a choice

for being rich or being famous, which one would it be? And I said, I'd rather be famous. Well, I got my wish. Oh, my God. That's the dumbest thing to brag about ever that, wow, I don't have any money, but at least people know who I am.

That should turn into you getting money. Right. It's called rich and famous, not rich or famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one ever says, are you rich or famous? You fucking idiots. Well, I might be the internet's punching bag, but at least they know who Stunnery John Melendez is.

I have a decent dick. I have a decent size dick. Uh, and then John gets started talking about his old house that he used to have when he made a lot of money. On the tonight show, a job he was wildly unqualified for. It was a goof, John, you're not an announcer, you're a stutterer. It's a goof. It was a goof. J.H.H.E.L.A.N.L.A.N.L.A.N.L.A.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E.D.E. I wonder if John ever what looks back at these videos and sees what he did.

Would he put out of the internet? Of course he doesn't. He doesn't ever look back. He would never put in the time to sift through and edit anything. So let's talk more about John's old mansion. He didn't even need. I don't care about my, I don't even need all that. I bought it.

I lived there, but I didn't care about money. I don't even need all that. I bought it. I lived there. I didn't need it. What I placed, Frank and Smithbury, like the second one I had in the Oaks, that was $60, $400,000, $600, $800,000, on a half acre lot. It's one already in Bubba Bowie came to. I mean, I had a football field as a back yard looking over, you know, looking over the mountains. I had a view lot, half acre. It was like, you know, we'd run races in the back. I mean, I had a big fucking pool with an automatic pool cover and all that. This is where we live.

Well, as you buy glory days. This is so pathetic. Yeah. Just like about where he used to live. Now, he lives in a shitty apartment. He's in a shitty building next to a home deepown and he's sitting there gone, yeah, I used to have a lot of money. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, I don't care about that. You know, most people who you say that lifestyle maintain it. That's kind of the goal of getting to that point in your life that you can then maintain that lifestyle. But John knew all along that wasn't going to happen. Like I said, it wasn't because I felt the need to look rich. No, I did it as, you know, what I thought would be an investment. Yeah, and I put a handball court there for my kids.

He lived in this mansion because he thought that was gonna be an investment. He didn't want to live in a giant mansion and have a luxurious lifestyle. I learned from the financial feminist. There's only two things you can invest in. Stocks and vices. Not real estate. It was an investment because when your wife left you and you needed to give her a lot of money, you could sell that house.

Sold the house to give her all the money. So Roy Dettry talks about how he had this giant house, multiple living rooms. They never used them. He didn't need it. He says this. Howard Stern lives with Beth and that's it. Does he need a 12,000 square foot house or whatever it is? I'm guessing 12,000 is probably more. Okay. What the fuck is he going to do with it? I ask you, what is he going to do with it? Maybe it's an investment job. This fucking guy talking about his mansion, then he goes, this guy has a bigger mansion.

Why the fuck is he living in a bigger mansion? What do you mean that for? What a fucking idiot. This, it's unbelievable that somebody would stay these things out loud and not catch themselves and go, oh my gosh, I saw like such an idiot. I don't know what I'm thinking right now. I apologize, but then John goes on to explain

that he doesn't need money. He could live anywhere. It's like, you know, if I move to Florida, which I was thinking about doing, everyone's like, well, you're gonna be happy. Dude, I could live anywhere. I could live in any state in this country. I could live in any country. I don't really need, you know, if I had the internet, watch TV, go to a local pub, have few points, make a few friends, find the girl get laid and call the day. Just as a simple man, guys, he could live in any state,

any country, do you know there's many countries that don't allow alcohol to be sold anywhere? Janna you familiar with this? Well, there's no Uncle Pup. All right. I take that back. I can't live anywhere Fucking idiot. I was gonna buy drinks for everyone Now no one's gonna Move from sunny California to Florida. And they're both nice. It's Florida. No, I know California, the East Coast.

I know. I can live anywhere. Florida. California, anywhere. Fucking idiots. All right. After he's going up on all these rides about haters and trolls, and there's pedophiles on my show.

Let's go through all this. He says this. Don't you guys love these bear in the balconies? Isn't it like a fun time to just chill out? Chill out. What are you talking about, John? You're an angry guy. You're angry at everything.

You're screaming at the clouds. How about Howard Stern's mansion? So then I wanted the people I gave him shit. John's got white shit all over his shirt. It's probably dandruff. John, what's all Vollyah, your shirt, Vowr? I believe he meant to write over. I would have recited it.

And then I look down and I don't know what he's talking about. The only thing I could think of is Lint, or maybe Kathae, do I give a shit no? You should, John. You're on the internet broadcasting. It's the only thing you do for a living. You should care how you look. You should try to wash a shirt before you go

and chew, it's not chewing your fucking sandwich. Care a little bit, John. Just chewing your words. That's chewing the shit. He's so stupid. He thinks everyone has the same amount of hate. Anyone who's famous just has haters. You ask people all the time,

do you have haters like I do? No, John, you do. Cause you suck at what you do. You know you're gonna be on camera. You're presentable. That's John. Oh, I got it. I tuned in.

I clipped on the YouTube for the one that he did on Martin Luther King Day. And it looked like you literally just got out of this shower. He looked like squeaky from a burning tray. Like this big girl hanging down. And he just looked like he was sweating. He looks so bizarre. You know what, you Gilbert Godfrey,

you just pulled a reference out from the 70s. So, I have not watched it episode yet, because I had way too much to do it. I didn't want to start watching that because it fucked me up. There's just too many clips out of it. I already going too long on this, but I heard that it's an amazing episode.

Yeah. Is that okay? Up a sound, I'm looking forward to that. So, John, this guy, you know, what's all over your shirt and he put the O and the V in the wrong order. So now John goes off on this rant about people having bad grammar. This is, this is ridiculous.

I had a green felt I love when you correct grammar. It drives me nuts. If I hear one more person say I'm, I'm so frustrated. I am frustrated with people who say frustrated. It's a pepiva mind. Can you please pronounce frustrated with the nr? I've never heard someone say frustrated. I've never heard of that.

It's not a thing. Not even a little kid. And John, he's as a whitsend. He can't take it anymore. What's he talking about? All these people leaving out the R in frustrating? What? But wait, now we're going to get into some spicy talk.

You guys know that the word your can be spelled two different ways. If you say this is your beer, that's why you are. This is your beer. That's why you are. This is your beer. If you say you're an idiot, that's why you apostrophe are. Check out the big brain on bread. You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. Oh, it's surprising. You got that right. This is the guy who still hits his long ion axon. He pronounces words incorrectly all the time. He's got something I fucking more eyes. I'm not in California for two decades and he still capitals words correctly. This loser troll told me that I should suck your own dick and he's gone you're wrong.

Just so you know when I used to be Maritus's Anner, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You guys ready for this? I know. I can't. Maybe he is a teacher because he really knows a lot about grammar and spelling. There's so many of them trying to think what there is always misused. Jesus Christ. He's making this show. I'm going to go there. I'm going to go there. T-H-E-R-E. Don't go there.

Well that's's their shirt. T.H.E.I.R. I can't believe he's doing this. They're cool T.H.E.A. T.H.E.Y. Oposphory. I don't know. Doesn't seem like brain science.

What a drunk idiot. It's not rocket surgery. Brain science. It doesn't take that much thinking of your noodle to understand how these things are spelled. Now you guys might know I've definitely spelled there incorrectly from time to time. Sometimes you're typing faster than you think. Yeah, or whatever. John's perfect as we all know.

And look, occasionally even I'll make a mistake, fucking half of the bag, you know, and I'll just be tweeting on a phone or something. Occasionally. Occasionally, every episode is a mistake, John. Every episode you put out is a mistake. What do you mean occasionally? It's a clinic of mistakes. Every episode you put out is a mistake. What are you doing occasionally? It's a clinic of mistakes.

It's all mistakes all the time. It's to the point where my show is fucking three hours long because there's so many mistakes. It's from one episode. Yeah. Just one episode. I can't get through it. I'm sorry.

I got a blast here. I have like five more clips here. Cool. But we absolutely have to blast through this. There's definitely someone who's in there who is a troll because they bring this up when he's talking about grammar. Mark P. Pitcher is a basal player, something you pull a look at from.

Picture is a photo you can take using a camera on your smartphone. Someone mispronounces picture. What? Is Mark P. a W. A. T. P. listener. Start to think maybe he is because why else would you bring that up? All right. So now John is drinking his fourth and final beer. So it's almost time to finish things up. All right. Last sip. I only do four beers on this beer in the balcony. Stage dog.

John, you're quick to bust balls, but when we try it with you, you call it shows. Never was. Never will be. I love you. Stage dog. What? I didn't call you a troll. What are you talking about?

John, that doesn't remember anything. Because this guy's stage dog. He's like, no, you accuse me of being a troll. Like, you're busted people's balls. We're busing your balls, but as soon as someone busts your balls, you freak out and John doesn't realize that this is actually a real big problem in his life.

He freaks out on anyone. According to John, I'm perplexed. I'm perplexed. I'm perplexed. So the advice that he gives stage dog here, because remember stage dog says there was a time when I was just trying to bust your balls, you called me a troll, you called me out, I'm a fan, I don't know why you did that. John's got some really good advice.

Stage dog long go come on, you know, could we just get rid of the past? Yeah, stage dog. I Telling people to get rid of the past That's the only place he lives It's really knows is the past I want to do the bridge until the next time you bust my balls then you're neutral and a pedophile Like I say

Live and let live and I know where you live. I didn't even clip the part where you tell these people he knew what their names were. He's like, I know your real name. You know, he's just threatens people all the time. Which is why I called in to Anthony's show to tell them, don't feel bad for centering John. The first thing he did when we heard we were making fun of him is he said, I know where

you live and I know people who will break your legs. Isn't what he said to me. It's like, well, I don't feel bad for people like that. He's an asshole. Now a guy who isn't an asshole is actually crying on me. I'm the man, the man, the man, the man, the man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, real quick. So I was checking out OP show this week and he had a Louie Anderson thing.

I was like, oh, I see what he has to say about Louie Anderson because he did a long thing on Bob Sayon. All he did was replay OPEN Anthony episodes where Louie Anderson was a guest. Of course. So that's what OPE's doing on this podcast now. It was lazy. Yeah, a little lazy, I would say.

More entertaining than his usual podcast. For damn sure, but a little bit lazy. So we have Pat Duffy and Pat Duffy's calling OP the brother man. I saw Pat Duffy enter the room where's Pat? There he is, brother man, brother man! I love that. That was the rallying cry of the hate or brother man.

And we turned it into a positive brother man, brother man. Wait, he took back brother man from us? Is that true? I reached in you people using that word that's our word for making fun of you We need it. I'm dare you take back brother man. I Refuse believe that's true Now, Opie's talking to Pat Duffy pat Duffy sounds like a very annoying person because he's in a store Watching Opie on YouTube live with the volume up. He doesn't have ear buds for some reason he's just he's just listening to it live with the volume up.

uh LOL pat duffy you just said the word ass and a baby in front of me in line shot me a super dirty look. Right on. What do you want me to say? I'll say something else to her there, Pat Duffy. Excuse me, ma'am, you're a sea. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I gotta do about it. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

So proud of yourself for calling her a C. I mean, if that's remotely true, it's pretty funny. If you're like in line at a store, your phone is just calling the person in front of you. Oh, if you said content, I think it would have been a little bit funnier. I would have been funnier, but still kind of funny. Oh, you said Kant, I think it would have been a little bit funnier. I would have had funnier, but still kind of funny. I don't think it's true though. I think it is true.

I think that the people who watch OP do not understand anything about how the world works. Show fucking ear buds into your ears if you want to watch a streaming video while you're in a store you idiot. It's in line at a supermarket and some asshole is just playing OP radio behind you. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try laughing. What if it was anything else I'd be very annoyed. I mean I think the problem is is that these guys don't have enough money for your buds. Did I just make five dollars? Thank you five dollar guy.

Stop giving your five dollars to Opie. Buy some ear buds so you don't have to crank the volume. Well, you're in CVS. Speaking of being in stores, OP is bitching about inflation. And I put together this little clip of his inflation rant. And I call this one Broke P. And it was like $4 and and something I just looked at the lady She's just trying to make a living and I go really all right

I tell you the story I went to petco and and I literally couldn't pay for my stuff You know your guinea pig isn't that expensive and then you get all the all the stuff you need for your guinea pig And that's kind of expensive and then the bedding They don't I got gotta tell you guys, if you're thinking of getting a, a guinea pig, don't, the betting, which lasts maybe, maybe, if you stretch it out, maybe a week, maybe, is $11 a pop.

They shit over 100 times a day. So now, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting on a little doggie bag and I'm picking up little Guinea pig shits all day long to save on the betting money. You know what they say, guys? Inflation hits poor people and washed up radio jacks the hardest.

He really is feeling it. He went to pet going, couldn't afford when he was buying. How is that possible? He's the joe exotic of giddy things. I'll never recover from this financially. Let's have forget that opia is stupid. Well, we don't have- He's talking about- so that he goes into this rant about when he was growing up

They would reuse diapers because he grew up pretty poor. With a lot of brothers and sisters. And then they says the guy who came up with disposable diapers, impressive invention. Well, we don't have to be washing baby shit out of these diapers anymore. I came up with something called disposable diapers. That guy should have won a Pulitzer Prize. Is there a Pulitzer, a Pulitzer, Pulitzer, right? Let's go with Pulitzer Prize.

Let's get some idea. That's for journalism. That's for inventing diapers. The guy who started that made a fortune on newspapers. Why would you get a Pulitzer Prize? This disposable diaper is made out of newspaper. Give that man a Pulitzer prize. This disposable diaper is made out of newspaper. Give that man a Pulitzer. That's amazing. So then he says this, oh, I'm I I wanted to God, Anthony was just talking about how OP

pronounced that word wrong, noble prize. I swear he was just talking about that and it's so funny to me because these guys like Stuttering John and OP, we don't listen to the haters and then they bring up shit all the time that we were all just talking about. It's like, oh, I think you are listening to the haters. Yeah, I think you're checking that out a little bit.

Right. And we both have to, they're both trying to critique people mispronouncing things just off, you know, off the cuff. I'm sorry, I mispoke. Well, saying noble prize is pretty dumb. He also didn't pronounce polenta correctly. And listen, I'm the last person. I still find a funny. Guess what else hopepie is up to? Promoting his Carl Ruiz merchandise. Oh my god. It's on his website. I don't know why I'm hyper Oh, maybe because I had an afternoon cup of coffee with my Ruizing slash opi radio coffee mug

Get yours at opiradio.com. Pupu. Pupu Look, get yours at opiradio.com. Pupu, pupu. Puh. He's got a growing on us, isn't he? A little. It's a little bit funny. He's getting legit laughs out of me. I could tell.

We always like those voices he does, too. Yeah, Harold. Get over here. How many of his George Costanza's mom voice? Yes. Last clip I have out here, this is ridiculous. I cannot believe a grown man would say this by the way Wendy's you're you're you're you're spicy chicken sandwich is

too fucking spicy like a little heat but that's ridiculous that's a game changer if you know what I mean. Nope. As in, you're having a wonderful enjoyable day, and now you're having a miserable day as your whole system starts a gurgling. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Woo-hoo! And then it comes out the other end, a burnin'. Too hot. Wendy's, too hot. You came in too hot with your chicken sandwich. I understand everyone's competing. to have the best chicken sandwich out there, you're up there. I would say you're better than Chick-fil-A.

What is Patrick Michael now? Seriously, it's just someone in the distance. Andy's not looking at the disc or eyes or somebody wrote in there. How the fuck you can play about something being too spicy at Wendy's? That's insane. I've never been to a Wendy's, I've been like,, man. Yeah, they really got a cool it with the hot sauce

The baseline To an average person again. I can complain about it when it has a word spicy in the I mean you said it was spicy, but this is spicy. There's right. That's why we said it was spicy It's a regular chicken sandwich too, sir. Holy shit one of the idiots All right, that's all I wanted to talk about. Oh, yeah, I know we went too long with Setttering John. And I know that we also have to get to the game that is sweeping the nation.

Of course, I'm talking about the Who Set It Game. And to play Who Set It With us, I do want to bring on the inventor of the who said a game Victoria Vic Hello, hello And we'll also bring on our friend Casey who's back. Hey, can you hear me? I can hear you. Wow All the review girls are here. This is awesome. Carter was here, too. We're not gonna pick up on him All right, you guys ready to play in this game?

Absolutely. Who's keeping score? Can you keep score for us, Chris? I'm so bad at this. Thank you so much. All right, let's, oh, I gotta play this theme song now. God damn, fucking Cardiff, bad. Ha, ha, ha. I got it the lechery, the most famous part has been over to the day.

I got it the lechery, he's so cool, come out and play. He's the guy all the his show. Like Dr. Steve and some other people. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show.

And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. And he's got great guests on his show. Like Dr. Steve and some other people.

You love you, Carter. I'm not gonna ridiculous. That just reminded me, though, and I meant to bring this up at the beginning of the show. Damn it! We made an announcement on the creep off. That right now, I think we have about 420 people subscribed in our Patreon. If we get up to 500 by March 1st, so we just need 80 people to send up

for the creep off Patreon. We will do a roast live here at the comedy club in Rochester, anyone can attend we'll also make a video or audio version of it that we'll put out. But we'll have all of the people from who are these podcasts in the creep off participating in the roast of Carl and Vinnie.

And Card of Uchters already RSVPed to that. Oh, that is cool. That is cool. I'm excited about that. So I think Casey might join us too, right, Casey? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, awesome. Awesome.

It's not really cold. Yeah, well, we'll schedule it for a time when you can survive the weather. Oh, I'll make sure. Yeah, thanks. No problem. Today, when I got up, it was negative five outside. Oh, that's disgusting.

Yeah, it's not. Not good. That's fair and I. It's actually pretty cool to hear right now. I will say I'm showing the 40s. Fuck up. Shut the fuck up, KG. You shut the fuck up.

It's going to freeze tonight. It's going to be like 29 degrees. You better shut the fuck off Casey. Anyway, I was just stalling time waiting for Andy to come back so we could play this game. Now, I don't care about this game. Again, the creep off our Patreon, if you go there, sign up. We get to 500. We're gonna do a roast and it's gonna be a lot of fun. So please help support us and we do put out two bonus episodes every single month just like we do on who are these podcasts and a lot of fun Formats that we have on there. It's not just the regular crew. We'll have a set of different things It's really cool. It's checking on okay. We go boom Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on watp brought you by the card of electric podcast network

Okay, Carl and co-host Who said our first entry who said I Love Bobby Lee he so underrated in my opinion Bobby Lee is amazing Who said it? All right, I got to go Patrick Michael on this one even though I'm sure this is a curve ball It just sounds like something the Patrick Michael would say go on this one, even though I'm sure this is a curve ball. It just sounds like something the Patrick Michael would say. Producer Cressy. You would think. Yeah, Patrick Michael.

Okay. Andy. I'm gonna have to go. It's not a real game. Just. It could be. I know they know each other. All right. Casey. A couple weeks ago play clips of some people talking about your podcast. Were they also talked about Bobby Lee? Yes, the Inceparable Bastards. You think it's the Inceparable Bastards? Yeah. It could be. They did a reply to our goof on them. And then I don't know if that's in the rules. You can use Inceparable Bastards maybe. Vic, what do you think? It's absolutely Patrick Michael. All right, let's find out. One, two, three. I love Bobby Lee.

He's so underrated in my opinion. Oh, he put his feet on Bobby Lee's. Oh my gosh. He's leading a combat though. That doesn't count. You guys fell into the cart of trap. All right. watch for that trap Andy got Andy has a point he's on the board

First he fell into the trap of picking something that's not within the rules of the game Casey's overthinking Sorry, it wasn't a bad guy except those guys got the name wrong. They called him Bobby Kelly Oh, all right, let's keep going Our next entry. Who said it? I'd like to marry a couple of lesbians. Who said it?

All right. I'm thinking the first time of this. That's a Jerry Badfield. That's not like Jerry Badfield to me. What do you think, Chris? Opie.

Opie, all right, Andy? Tom Myers. Tom Myers, Casey? What do you think Chris? Opie. Opie. All right, Andy. Time Myers. Time Myers, Casey. I think that's Opie. All right, we got two Opie's and Vic. I'm going Patrick Michael again. If I keep guessing him, I can't be wrong. That's true. You'll get it eventually.

This is a lot of range on this one. I think every single possible answer has been given for this one. Let's find out Three The audio wasn't great, but I know this is a hard game to put together. So Patrick Michael is the winner on that one Vic got it With the worst strategy ever. You should have been like, oh, I got this. You're like a person playing the lottery.

If I play the same numbers, they're bound to come up. Keep you the same ones. It's true. Eventually, it'll fucking come. Who said it? And I also don't masturbate to girls that I want to be with. Who said it? That's Jesus.

I gotta go bad field again. I gotta go Jerry bad field again. It's a starting John. Yeah. I'm sorry about jerking off. Duttering John. Got two, two, two, Suttering John's.

All right, Casey. Field on that one, yeah. I'm sorry. What do you think? I'm going Banfield Banfield all right she's with me Vic I'm with Banfield all right three Banfield two Stutt Jones you know it's gonna be bad. I go I know one two three and I also don't mess to be a girl that I want to be our next entry damn it why did he say that why do you say that nasty he's so gross stupid it's a dumb thing to say he's the grossest man alive you know you know what I don't jerk off to is women I find attractive.

Why? Why not? I don't want to disrespect them by managing to be my gross body on them. Or wasting a batch. God. Can I go one day not something talking to my batch? No, I'm fucking dead. Who said it? No fucking day. Who said it? They've had terrible things happen to them in their lives and in a lot of ways

that's why they turn to fighting. Who said it? Alright, it's Patrick Michael. I'm convinced I know he does the UFC podcast. It's got to be Patrick Michael. Banfield. I have the theory. Yeah, that that stutter and and is an OB thing. Oh, okay.

I like that. I like Casey. What do you think? I'm going to Patrick Michael. All right. And ban ban field. 100% All right. And banfield. 100%. All right, you got this?

One, two, three. They've had terrible things happen to them in their lives. And in a lot of ways, that's why they turn to fighting. Well, you picked up on the subtleties. That's right. Rushing it today. It was well done. You didn't even want to play. I know. Rushing it today. Well done. You didn't even want to play.

I know. I hate this game. I'm terrible at it. And he's up three to one to one to zero to zero. I have the worst at this fucking game. You can't be the first dead. Our next entry. Which is by the way, why I go first.

So you know what the wrong answer is. I'm trying to help you guys out. Thanks, Carl. I'm excited. Like like I stay safe. I don't really go out, but I mean let's face it. Like you gotta like, you know, I go out to do my walk. Who said it? Who says like that much? It sounds like an Opie thing. I'm gonna go Patrick Michael all right, it's Tuddering John Hikes

Okay, he said walk. It's Opie. Yeah, it's Opie. All right. Let's see. Can I finally get on the fucking board? Three like I stay safe. I don't really go out. But I mean, much face it. But you got to do my walk. I do my walk. Damn it. That's all for this week on WhoSettings. I hate this. Roger, I hate the podcast.

I'm some of the most famous podcasts on the youtra today. Casey and Carl Bullock got shut out in that round. But guess what guys? Good news. There's a round two because Vic has also put together a who set it game for us to play. So get ready for my comeback.

Let's hear it. I haven't listened to this yet. She said she put together an open action just like a card of dust. I get what they're with this sounds like. She's jealous of Cardiff. I didn't know that you were an audio engineer, Vic. Oh, you'll see.

It's like a fucking middle school. They're putting together like a fucking weird little thing. Can't wait. Cardiff's game is better and his titties are bigger. Great description. Hello, Carl and Guest. It's Vic. I'm here with a game that I made called Who Said It?

The objective of the game is to guess who said it using an out-of-context quote. Let's get this out of the way, shall we? Here's the first clip. Out in Los Angeles, you know, people are phony, they're shallow. There's way too many high expectations and broken promises. So of course I came back. All right, let's figure out who said it. She's really got a monotone to throw us off.

Someone who came back to LA. Is that Stuttering John? I would think so, but I'm going to go Stuttering John too, Chris. I can't think of anyone else. So yeah, I don't know what Vixen up to. Casey, you got that too. Okay, so we're all saying that. Let's see what happens.

I have a thing is gonna, after we can play this, Vixen will laugh maniacally. Three, two, one. Let's see what happens. I'm a Finn is gonna after we can play this Vick's gonna laugh maniacally Out in Los Angeles, you know people are phony their shallow Quates of any high expectations and broken promises, so Of course, I came back to DC. Oh Did she say the DC part she didn't did she say the DC part? She didn't did she? Oh no, I didn't. No fucking self. Oh my god. All right. You see?

Vic gets a point for that one, I guess. Yeah. All right, let's try another one. Here's the second clip. He really changed the game for many of us as fans of wrestling. I'm not much of a fan these days. Let's find out just who said that. In three? All right. I'm not really a fan of rest. days. Let's find out just who said that in three.

I'm not really a fan of Russ. I'm going to say Opie on this one. Opie used to be talking about wrestling on the show. Banfield. Banfield. I'm with you. Opie. You say Opie. Casey. Michael. Where did you go? Casey? Where? What happened? You said Patrick Michael. So Patrick Michael. Yeah. Okay. Two.

One. Because it's Stone Cold Steve Austin. Most of you guys know who this guy is. Damn it. I should have known that. He really changed the game for many of us as fans of wrestling. I'm not such a fan these days, but. Here's the third clip.

How about all those people in your life? Why don't you go wander around and make up with all the people that you know did you wrong? Let's figure out who said it in three. Who the fuck would say that? Oh, it's gotta be Jerry Danfield. He's the 12-step guy. That's one of the steps. It's gotta be Jerry.

What do you think? Chris, I'll say Opie. Opie. I'm foolishly going with you. Any guy I'm going with Jerry? I don't have a gun one right yet. Casey. I'm going O.B.

O.B. People are saying Stutgio in the discord. I don't find it. He doesn't apologize to anyone. He doesn't say things to things. You know what I mean? He never says things like the way he lives his life. Two, one.

How about all the people in your life? Why don't you go wander around and make up for all the people that you know did you wrong? Here's the four. Yeah. Is he making up with you? There was just a clip that everyone wanted me to play where he's calling out Jim Norton's like, I don't want a fucking time day. Yeah, we're good. I think everyone was from he was like fuck you. I'm not making up with them. I said, I don't know that. All right. damn it. I was a kid. $750 seemed like a lot to me in those days.

Let's figure out who said it. That's like Michael's never had $750. Oh yeah, that would seem like a lot to him in these days. So it can't be Patrick, Michael. I'll go hope he again. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna it can't be Patrick, Michael. I'll go hope he again. I, mm. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna start our own John. Time, Myers. Casey.

Patrick, Michael. Patrick, Michael. All right. Three, two, one. Hey, I was a kid, $750 seemed like a lot to me. Mine are the porn. It's the porn. Wow, cool.

He's got a huge car. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Wow, come on, he found his car! No one told me there was gonna be boasting! Let's keep this going. Playing the game, here's a fifth and final reading. Everyone else laughs along with me and realizes how small my cock is. Let's figure out who said it. What? I have to put it in the chat. Wow Carl, you've really been playing the game. Here's a fifth and final reading.

Everyone else laughs along with me and realizes how small my cock is. Let's figure out who said it. In three. Alright. Bandfield. Yeah Both Stuttering John and Opie have both been declaring the decency of their pieces He's like a good piece. Yeah, yeah So who are you saying Jerry Banfield Jerry Banfield? I'm still gonna go town Myers

Tom Myers says he has a small deck. Maybe it's a comedic effect. I'm gonna go Patrick Michael. I'm going Banfield. Banfield, all right, let's see. Two, one. If I was these guys, that's the big problem. That's a big problem. This dude just busted his ass, getting in the shower.

So I'm the first one who starts laughing and everybody else laughs along with me and realizes how small my cock is. I'm gonna go back to the planetarium. I'm gonna go back to the planetarium. I'm gonna go back to the planetarium. I'm gonna go back to the planetarium. I'm gonna go back to the planetarium. Wow, look at you, Carl.

You either did really good or bad. You probably did good, though, because you spend way too much of your time listening to these five people on repeat every single weekend. Thank you for playing the game. I'm Vic. This was brought to you by Spite Productions.

And remember, FUGED Cardiff Electric. Wow, there's a rivalry going on. Very well done, Vic. Thank you for that together. By the way, I think Vic's going to do a special version of who said it when we do the Dixiel crossover with the characters from that world. Wow, so that would be fine. Wow. Wow. I can't wait for Casey to be at our rose reactions like wow. Yeah.

Hello. All right. I'm lost. What are we, what are we, what are we, I won the real property game. So, yeah, I won this game. Yes, Casey was the winner. My game's a fucking proper game. First of all, you could go and fuck yourself. Guess who made that game?

It's me, bitch. That's the right thing. I agree with you because I won your version. You guys are colluding over there. All right guys, we're still on the show proper. We can't muck this up too much. We got to get into everybody's favorite part of the show. The team is the team.

The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. This is the part of the show we play, Clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. That's right. We're back again next week with a brand new episode. And here's the show that we'll be talking about. I'm smoking weed. I'm smoking weed.

To hell the world. I had some bang or amon's cringe songs this year. Oh yeah. It's starting to get, it's a lot, Lazy. It's still Christmas. You do a lot of Christmas songs. I woke up amon's cringe. He sat in the corner of the office today and made up maybe five different versions of the dance. But it's all of me and Amon's cringe. You know why? It's a face on Amon's cringe street.

You don't get better. All right, Bans are dead. Let's go. Welcome to the podcast. It's because you shamed me for whistling. All right, Bantor dead. Let's put it on. Welcome to the podcast. It's because it's because you shame me for whistling. It's now I sing. Yeah, yeah, that's way better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, put it there.

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This show makes one hundred and five thousand dollars a month on Patreon this is Our next come town debacle. I've already calling it. I would be like I don't get this at all This is stupid and everyone's gonna make fun of me for years to come for an understanding why this is a popular show, the Tardyard. This is a very popular show for some reason. That's terrible. Oh boy. Does anyone know from the discord? Are you guys familiar with the yard? This is a huge show. Never. Doesn't look like it. Yeah, no one seems to know what the fuck this is. All right, well, that'll be interesting. I do appreciate

people bringing to my attention shows that are popular. So that's very good. Yes, Cardiff Electric, you did get more votes on your version of the game than Vick did. But Vick brought it today. You have to admit. That's the old fucking version, all right? This is perfect, and this is new, baby. That's right, she didn't necessarily copy just the exact way that you did it. I just call it around.

Right, in the next, and this week's fake. Yeah. So did I. All right, Andy, thank you so much for coming on. Anything you want to promote my friend? Yeah, be on the lookout. I'm producing, directing, and starring in an isotopes biopic.

Okay. I do want to mention the Andy and I are in a band called Buzz Myers, which is now available. Anywhere you stream music, we have a four song, demo, or EP, whatever you call it. And it's BUZZ, MIRES-R-E-S, buzzmires. If you spell it any other way you will not find it. And I've learned, because I promoted this

on the June Mike Show earlier this week, that we picked a very bad band name if you want people to fucking find it, because nobody got it. We picked it. I know, I'd picked it. Anyway, Andy's the bass player, I'm the guitarist. You can find buzzmires wherever you stream music.

Check it out. B-Z-Z-M-I-R-E-S. I might pop a song at the end of this podcast. Cool. I'm there for people to check out. So please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the most beautiful of morning radio. Get down and show these clothes right now. Hmm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news. We begin with our friends at DaBler's Anonymous, where Twitiets, Strolls, and Exchat moderators can miss a rate in Agnya Nimiti. Joe Rogan Truthr posts a video, Dr. Steve and Kumiya talk DaBler, feeling bad for laughing at him. Tippi Tobyen's response. No one should feel bad for laughing

at him. He's a disgusting piece of shit. He's brought everything on himself by being a selfish, man-child pig. Anthony's comments about his awful friendship with John are very revealing, but equally, not that surprising. Amish Space Force notes, you know, a lot of people think John's lazy, obnoxious, mush-mouthed, bitter, dishonest, and retarded, but he also smells. Meanwhile, back at YouTube headquarters, comments keep coming in regarding the latest breakdown of Easy for You to Say by the esteemed author, Jay Melendez. One eye sums it up with, this book is exactly what you would expect. John has two modes, innocent victim, or hero.

Every life anecdote he tells is one of these two things. Scan man 1967. Something tells me John will be raging and threatening multiple lawsuits very soon. Ha ha ha. This will get good. Mike offers, Stuttering John should be grateful to you.

I'd never heard of him until you in Revenge of the CIS brought him to my attention. X-Page writes, I'm new to John in the wave of shit he seems to carry in his wake. It's golden. From our main page, Sin Murphy shares,

I just went to Patrick Michael's YouTube channel and I'm shocked. He's a chubby redhead. I thought he had stringy, limp back hair and was emo. LOL. And so many polls to report on in Reddit this week, but Cardiff elect captures our imagination with, who said it, I will abide by the poll results, which version of the game do you prefer? CTFC99. As enjoyable as Vick's autistic screeching is, Cardiff's delivery and the ability to

never break character makes him superior choice. Better Brian counters with, Vick's crying made it better. Getty leaves thumb votes, Cardiff. Kudos to Vick for coming up with the idea, but Cardiff righteously Edison'd it from her, sorry, Vic, you snooze, you lose. Dead Erica pines. I only like it when it's Tom Myers. All other rounds slash answers are wrong. John Speck says, gotta mix in some more Jerry Banfield.

And as the votes continue to pile in from a polarized audience, Dick you saw the soul plays us out with, neither. a polarized audience, get your silver soul, plays us out with, neither. Thank you. Come on today. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

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Let's hear a review. All right. Uh, let's see, met by Man Duke 006. I appreciate the idea and I get that shitting on crap podcasts is funny, but I legitimately don't like it. It's incredibly cynical and obnoxious to an insane degree. The main host is like a friggin parody of that loud drunk guy at a bar with no filter whatsoever. It's one of the most cringeworthy things I've ever heard. I'm only rating blank stars out of solidarity with indie

podcasts and their favorable relationships with some podcasts they actually do like other than that I wouldn't wipe my ass with this podcast. How many stars is this Carl? Fucking write a book wide don't you? Sir, keep that opinion to yourself next time. Thank you very much. Don't need that on the internet. I'm gonna say two stars.

I'd say three, two, what are you doing? It is a four star review. Oh, I almost said four. Four stars. Jesus Christ. Fucking guy. You could tell there was like peppered in inside jokes. Well, I'm surprised the case he was even able to read that.

That was way too much. It's way too long. All right. Victor, you have one? Oh, yeah. This one's called Fuck Yeah by it's me Bobo. He says Stuttering John and Opie are the Scott and Todd of this podcast. It's me Bobo.

Yeah. I wonder if that's the real Bobo. Bobo by the way who a retarded man who used to go on Opie and Anthony all the time. I met him in New York City and I introduced myself any big time. That's really cool. Someone just posted a photo of the shit underneath John's fingernail. Oh! Oh!

Alright, I'm gonna guess that's a five-star. Yeah, it was. Very good. That's it. That's it? I only got two fucker reviews this week. What's up, Carl? What's up with that? I don't know.

I declined in the amount of comments you've been getting. All right. All right. That's enough. Yeah. Not everything is up for review. All right. Did you look at the like why I jump ship on Patreon comments? Yeah. You want to send those my way, Carl? I can read some. No, no. It's more work for me. I do too much work as it is. As you know, Patrick Michael will tell you, I don't want to do any

of the work. I just want to show up and let people do the work for me. Let's crank through. We I'm going to say this, and people are going to think differently, but I feel like we had a good I'm gonna say this and I'm people are gonna think differently, but I feel like we had a good Crop of voicemails this week. I was enjoying the voicemails this week and I do want to give a shout out to Rick Moranis who called in a couple of times sorry I goofed up a little shop of horse I know that's one of your favorite W-A-T-E serving up the best for the cover rooms and back slappers only on the Internet less shock more shock. Hey it's me your favorite announcer in the world. Renard the Fox. I'm government he alive on W-A-T- 9762 on the radio and an end station.

If you're like this station, why don't you go and leave a bookmark, like and subscribe, or subscribe to our Patreon starting at $5 a month. That's right. Now let's take it to a little bit more of a serious level here you know this morning I came in and there was a pubic care on the copier a pubic care on the copier who is like it's so underappentrow in the copy room and like they're they're getting laid in this building dead, dead serious, very serious problem. We're gonna get to the bottom of that, but first, it's up next. It's the isotopes. And number one hit, some music special, Olyon W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. What the fuck? Oh, thank you, Carl. You keep it down to 30 seconds, Carl.

Yeah, but there was a production value. I thought it was pretty good. It was an absolute reaction. The review comes without reviewing things in real time. I give that voice mill one story. You're supposed to read other people's reviews. That would have been too much. I would have given it a star. We're supposed to read other people's reviews Review girls are like assholes everybody's got

Well a lot of this show have to then well we eat a lot Um part of the lecture she's a real low-gown She's in 30 bottom the barrel Cardiff electric he's a real low-gown fish in 30 bottom the barrel Shit, okay nobody fucking lights him. Well, he's does a hell of a job making that who gets the game Yeah, so you know what? Tell this to don't clear day job and you know what I've seen props to Carter on that man You know, I hate the motherfucker, but he makes the hell of a who gets the game That's that's my last thought I'm sending you yeah, big and plus Carl got it. You got a real way with the ladies man. I can see that You know, I'm saying you fucking piece of shit later I got a real way with the ladies

Pretty good I can't fucking call in next week. Let's see his review. Alright, keep calling, sir. He called a bunch of times. That was a thought out of the plan. Hey, Ryan! What the fuck is that accent? I don't fucking know. I keep getting new ones like every other fucking week and it's really obnoxious. It is. Switch cities and suddenly you're a southern bell or something.

Your Midwest house. Right. All right. Ryan Seacrest called into the show. Hey, car. This is Ryan Seacrest. I want to thank you for reviewing my podcast. You know, I'm kind of like the proud guy.

I turn my passion into my job. Let me tell you how I get it. I fuck my griffin. I think he is. Pretty good joke. Made me laugh. Anyone know who mourve griffin is? No, no. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of a dated reference. This one's for you, Beck. We got to get back to when nobody remembered that Vic created the Who Set It Game because Jesus Christ, you cannot have these people thinking that they are worth anything or that

any of their ideas are good because I mean you see how it goes. Everything's a shit show. So I don't know, we can't do more credit for this. Go under her head. She is just a shut up and show her mediocre tips. That's her position. She needs to understand it. And you need to make her understand that. Please heart-faced Carl. Thank you. I got you. I'm this one back. Those tips are not mediocre, sir. Those are above average. They're a little step above. Just a little step.

God, that's a quote unquote woman. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, of Daphne and Velma cosplay situation. I'm listening. We should be doing that. I don't know. We'll go up to New York for the stupid little creep off roast. Yes. Yeah. This creep off roast is starting to get interesting. I have to write a joke style. It's a joke. I'm not a nice film sitting purple dress I can wear.

I can pull off Daphne. Oh, by Seth Mournch. Yeah. Awesome. How about Scooby and Scrappy? That was the funniest thing Andy's ever said. I know. All right, let's keep going.

Carl, have you gotten any good feedback with the Scooby game? Come on, man. Just kind of how it's shown. Everyone fucking loves this game. It's sweeping the nation. What are you talking about, sir? Who said it is amazing? We might just turn to the who said it? Podcasts.

Very possible. My God. Vick is another one for you. Oh, shit, Carl. The millennial man. I just got to say like the content lately, the fucking that Joe is Dr. C. And lately the fucking, that Joe is Dr. C. and the fucking Ryan C. So it's fucking classic, but the best thing that I have heard

in a while is big, this fucking angry, and I have an even finish, the fucking episode, I have an even finish, the fucking appearance, but holy shit, can we have fucking pretty big, every week, this is so fucking great. Anyways, don't fuck yourself doing a great job. Call me back. Yeah, so I guess Angry Vick is better than trying out new accents, Vic.

Yeah. Oh, I remember someone last week putting in a discord, like I can't tell if I'm turned on or turned off by Angry Vick, but it's happening. Well, you got to keep reinventing yourself though, Vic. That's what I like about you is that you don't just latch onto your success. You continue to grow and change, and that's very important to do that. Well, I don't want to become stuttering John yet, so we'll see. Someday.

This is more, more stuff for Vic. Hey, this is Johnny Rico. Vic didn't invent that game she's gaspiting everyone everyone knows that it was card of electric you see the only one that put any kind of production is uh any bit for the show it was card of electric don't let Vic gaspide everyone fuck you Vic show it she's tips you dumb hore this guy's making a lot of good points. I put production in it this week, though. He could suck my cock.

I loved it. Oh, this is a guy who's very upset with me. This is a Patreon supporter. It's very upset with me. Carl, though what it looks like when you have content in your Patreon that you make people pay for, review or listen to, and then after a while you put that same content for free on YouTube for everyone to enjoy. You know what that's called?

A shitty thing to do to your Patreon supporters. What a fucking asshole you are. Go fuck yourself, Carl, you piece of shit. You're gonna lose more money now, bitch. Jesus. Oh my God. So, agree. I did take the very first part of producer Chris

and me talking about easy for you to say. So they're in John's audio book. I did make a video of that for youtube and if you support us on patreon that wouldn't affect you in any way it couldn't possibly harm you in any single way you still got to enjoy that content when you got to enjoy that content but thank you sir. Well you keep the pictures of me and Casey on there. Great. You know, pictures. The pictures. Absolutely. Yes. You do have what T-shirt review girls on there when you sign up for a page on that.

I do. Well, the former they are. Are they picture for? They're images. Right. I like to put up J-pags and gifts. Exactly. All right.

Couple more. Oh, but Gene Simmons called in a lot this week. Oh, I think he would have better things. I did. I'm not playing all of them. Hello. This is Gene Simmons from Kiss. If you don't play this voicemail and its entirety on the show, then the bills will lose to the Kansas City Chiefs tomorrow night.

I'll play it. This is Gene Simmons from Kiss. I want a rock n roll. I want a rock n roll. I want a rock n roll. I want a rock n roll. All night. This is suspiciously sounds like Barack Obama.

I want a rock down roll all night. And party every day. All right, man. This was James Simmons from Kiss. Sounds like he's similar to Kiss, doesn't it? Yeah. Not Cardiff's nature. Just like you.

Hey, speak of the bills. What was it? What was it? No. I like Cardiff's, better than Vic. All right, would you leave, boys, please don't leave that much of a pregnant pause in there. It's very difficult. All right, I'm sorry. Speaking of the bills. Yeah, speaking of the bills, I heard they lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

How does that make you feel, Carl? Well, it's interesting. Tucker Dixon reminds me of that quite often. And I didn't like it at the time. I, it's interesting. Tucker Dixon reminds me of that quite often. And I didn't like it at the time. I thought it was pretty pathetic. But Tucker, if the bills end up winning the Super Bowl, you can say you beat a Super Bowl winning team. Wouldn't that be neat for the three win Jackson Jack wires in a 17 game season? All right. Hey, uh, OP's best friend called into the show. Uh, this is OP dog, Dwayne. And I can confirm that OP does not have a big piece.

Dwayne out. All right. Last one is covered with peanut butter though. Not anymore. Last one. And this is Barack Obama calling into the show. I got to say though guys, I think this one might be a fake. I don't think this is the real Barack Obama. Hello, this is Barack Obama. Michelle and I were chilling the other night

with a glass of wine and decided to listen to some podcasts. We tuned to your channel and gave an episode of Listen. After about five minutes, Michelle turned to me and said, Barack, this is the pile of shit. So she left. I did the rest of the episode, uh, listen, and I liked it. It was pretty good. To be fair, though, I also liked Joe Biden, so, you know, take that for what you know,

and uh, go bills. Go bills. Moracle, mama. Who are these podcasts? That's not the same for Macawanna, but usually cause it to show. Like, maybe Gene Simmons pretending to us. That's not the same for Mako mama. That usually calls it a show. Like maybe Gene Simmons pretending to be. It sounds like Gene Simmons doing his best Barack Obama impression. This is this is Barack Obama. I want a rock and roll mic. Oh shut up. That's awful. Party every day. Am I getting heckled on my own show right now?

You gotta come to the wrong side to do that, Sheds. They're reviewing you now. All right, we're gonna take off. I'm gonna pop on here at the end. Buzz Myers, the song called Graveyard, Andian and my new project that's three years old. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid.

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