Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep296 - The Yard

Episode Date: January 30, 2022

This week we suffered through a show with four boring idiots having rambling conversations, so now you have to, too! Listen to young wealthy people brag about having a way better lifestyle than you. What a great concept! Tab from Here's What I Don't Get joins us to talk about a thot buying a gas station, Nikki Glaser's song for Bob Saget, Chad Zumock on Anthony Cumia's show, Jackie Martling on Cardiff's show, and Stuttering John threatening people over Twitter DMs. Also, Adam Hughes joins us get an update on Artie Lange's podcast now that it's back! All of that plus another riveting round of "Who Said It?" Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ http://hereswhatidontget.com/podcast  https://www.youtube.com/hughezyentertainment  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We did a, who are these creeps crossover with Vinny, and then I was on with Dick and Sean, with another Dick show crossover, and one of the best Dick show crossovers we've ever done. It was really fun. Our main focus was on the show called the Spanko podcast, and Spanko, so you know what that is? I'd never heard of it. No. It's a doll to get together and spank each other. No, I know. So I was

gonna guess. But not like how you get together with your buddies and watch a movie or play poker, they like travel to cities and stay in a hotel for days at a time to go to multiple spank parties. This is another, you're there a bunch of ass slappers. There are a bunch of ass slappers and they do a show about it. So that was interesting. All right, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-story view on Apple Podcasts and then shit, oh, it was in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a show called The Yard. And I forgot who suggested it because I didn't write it down, but somebody suggested it.

I checked it out. It was making $105,000 a month on Patreon that was a week ago. I checked it today. It was over $107,000. So it's still climbing pretty rapidly, I would say. This is a very big show. And it is hosted by Ludwig Nick Slime, who also Anthony, and Aiden, who they call A-men for some reason.

And it's basically, I don't know if YouTuber is the right word, Ted, did you do some research in who these guys are? They're, they're Twitch guys. So I think they all, or three of them used to play melee, which is a form of smash brothers. So they've, they've like, they live together in a house and they're just a bunch of fucking losers who make far too much money doing absolutely nothing productive for society. Yeah. The Ludwig guy seems to be the most famous. It's very similar to the official podcast where you have critical on there. And

these seems to be like the main draw. And I think these guys, Ludwig has 2.6 million subscribers on YouTube and definitely has transitioned from just being like a video game streamer to like a YouTube personality. It's weird when these guys you play video games online, then transition into podcasting. It reminds you of like when Michael Strahan starts hosting a morning show. Like this is just weird. Why are we doing this? When we get professional people who don't have a broadcast to do these shows, but hey, it's doing really well. They have tons of people listening.

And I had a feeling I wasn't gonna get it. And Tab, I didn't really get it. I didn't either. I would call these guys aggressively uninteresting. Well, the funny thing is, is that only because I listen to OP and Suthering John, I'm like, these guys have a clear advantage. They live interesting lives.

Do they? They seem to, they make a shit ton of money. They bang anyone they want to. They love gambling. They were just in Vegas. It seemed like they would have a few stories to tell. They're not just walking doggy. To me, to me, it was a bunch of like overprivileged jackasses,

competing to see who was the most rich for doing absolutely nothing. I did the episode where they had Amaranthan. She's a Twitch thought and she's talking about how many millions of dollars she makes. And it was completely devoid of anything interesting that they could be talking about. They had nothing to say about how they got where they were. They're just like stream of consciousness, a bunch of random guys sitting in who I've never heard of.

Like they're apparently incredibly famous, but they're like the internet has splintered us up into such small niche communities that you can be hugely famous in your niche community and everybody outside of it has absolutely no idea who you are. I think that's a good way of putting it because I'm always shocked when I see that there's the show I've never heard of and no one I know has ever heard of it. Literally, I've been asking everyone I know if they ever heard of the art. Nobody does. My co-host was vaguely aware of who Ludwig was.

When I told him what show we were doing, he looked it up and said, oh, you will have no idea who any of these people are. And he started reading names and I said, yeah, I don't know who any of those people are. Well, I think the only thing interesting about it is that it's almost like real housewives, but for Twitch streamers, because it's a lot of like showing off the lifestyle and bragging

about having too much money. Here's an example of Ludwig having too much money. I do have a $20,000 copy of Pokemon Blue and a red... How do you fucking sleep at your scratch? What did that happen? I'm learning about that. You know, we had to do like a deep web deal with a did that happen? I'm learning about that. You know what? No, we had to do like a deep web deal

with a guy that he knew. It was really annoying. It was really sketchy because you have to wire transfer it. So if he scams me, I just lose it. Yeah, and he could just disappear into the night. And the guy was labeled to me as Ms. Kiff's guy. He used to wake at 6 a.m.

and he was like, yeah, I was up watching train. And I'm like, all this sounds suspicious. And I gave that guy $40,000. Yeah. My Pokemon red and blue. Chase Bank is looking at your statements. It's like you're a child who got access to eBay. Yeah.

So if Patrick Michael is listening, you might want to fast forward because the people who get jealous very easily are not going to enjoy this show. These guys never watch what they like, man. I don't know. It's embarrassing. How much money we have they're just like Oh, yeah dude I have so much fucking money and then we go and we gamble we lose all this money and we laugh at each other for losing money

I'm that's what that's what he kept doing when I lost like all that money at the black truck table He's like that was like yeah By the way if you laugh at me while I'm losing weight at Blackjack table, I will kill you. I will actively kill you. My wife laughs every time I lose a football bat. She laughs hysterically. Yeah. It's like, this is your money, too, idiots.

We live together. She laughs at me too. I'm usually making the same bat. And yeah, it hurts. She loves it. It hurts. Especially if we lose the battle as the last play of the game. She loves it.

Yeah, She really does How sooner are you gonna be needing to evacuate that basement? Did it smells? I see I see we were talking about there. I think she's safe She's left too many. Yeah, I know. She's she's safe though because I usually win on my bets. Right Chris? Oh Correct So that was good. Yeah, we don't bet the bills. That's one of my rules. What else did you pick up on here, Tam? Well, my clip 13 sums up the show.

So it's mostly just noise, like they're, it's four hosts, like you mentioned before. They have this fake little set that looks like a backyard that they hang out in. And there, it's a hang, it's one of those hang podcasts. So they just sit down, turn on the cameras. They, I guess they have producers who are like changing the camera angles and recording it all.

And they're just riffing, but in none of them have any comedic skills or timing. So 13, I call it noise. And this is what sums up the show. And is that one dude in chat who's always secretly wanted to fuck a bird and he's like, no way. No way. Typing. Yes, please.

Kyle Kyle. Kyle. You don't come in. Do me a hurry. Thanks to a lot of while Kyle is coming in. What's your mind? Just laughing at nothing, throwing out jokes to nothing. I hate them.

I don't hate them because they're successful. I hate them because they are boring. Yeah, they're show sucks. And I was worried when I was checking them out that it might be Comtown territory because it's very young guys who are trying to make each other crack up. So it's gonna be a lot of like, calm jokes and shit jokes and things.

And it wasn't a ton of those mostly breaking about money and talking about crypto and all the stuff like gamers stuff and mostly that. But they did get a little bit into some calm down territory with this clip. And then you go to mogul.tv and you see my butthole. And you see it lead with the real money that- South Mountain. Yes sir you go to mogul.tv and you see my butthole. And you say, that's for the real money that South Mouth. Yes, sir, you're a son.

It's bleached. South Mouth. My zipper meant to birth, raise. South Mouth? I've never heard South Mouth. You never mean zipper chop in my mouth. I'm talking about South Mouth. You ain't talking about South Mouth.

You ain't talking. It's like racist smash mouth. No, it's just boxing with your left butthole. It's Jake Jill and Hall in Smash Mouth. South Mouth, it's just boxing with your left but hold. Jake Jill in hall in smash mouth. South mouth. It's a band. Jake Drillin Mike is only through Farts. The vocals is old. No, I think they're missing is a Greek guy to giggle after everyone says fart and calm and butt cheek. I've got a great spin off of that in the episode I listened to I did episode 24 where they interviewed Amorant and they went into this whole bit about shaving their assholes and who hadn't hadn't

shaved their assholes. That's my clip number four. You shaved your asshole. Yeah. Really. I've never gone so far. You shaved your ass. Yeah. Yeah. What was the occasion? Oh, there was three hairs down there. I was shaving everything and then I should know what to stop. Yeah. So they went on. There was more where they were just accusing one another of shaving assholes and comparing shaving assholes to things. And it sounds like it should be really funny. But it was part of the problem, I think, is that all four guys sound pretty similar. So when you're listening to this, it's hard to differentiate who's talking.

It, they release it as a YouTube video, and it's very clearly meant to be YouTube, not audio. I like how you go, yeah, they're talking about shaving their assholes. It should be hilarious. This, this should be a really funny show. I mean, there's a lot of asshole shaving going, go, I got some owl. They just don't hit the market.

I don't know. Here's an example of them just being all over the place. The one guy's talking about how he's going to hit it out of the park. And then the other guy's like, oh, yeah, well, then I'll run out to the outfield and catch it. And this is just 14 seconds long. And it's all over the place.

Me knocking it out of the park. Who means me and the actual. Oh, over the fence. He and it's all over the place. Me knocking it out of the park. It's actually up here. Oh, over the fence. He grabs it. Oh, he grabs the ball. Oh, his nipples are out. His nipples are out. Oh, his nipples are longer by the second.

The Pinocchio he lied, but his nipples are in the nose and said, oh, he's so beautiful. Pinocchio nipple growth? What just happened there? That happened way too quickly. I'd be fired for that. Yes, correct. They talk like middle schoolers who just try and come up with the most random and sexually

provocative thing to tag every joke. Well, they also pull pranks on each other and, oh, you're going to like this one, Deb. So Nick tells us about this prank he pulled on Anthony, who's also slime on the show. And I sent him a message yesterday. I'm like, hey, I know you usually don't care about this kind of stuff, but I bought a new pair of shoes. And I think you'd be into them.

And he knows I'm not gonna send them shoes like instantly. He's just like, what is it? Is that you're gonna send me fucking whatever? And I just sent him a picture in the bathroom in the complete dark with my poop in the toilet. And it's like a particularly weird one where it's like very long,

it comes to a perfect point. Dude, it looks like a, like a giant tooth. Can I see this? Now, the first thought of, I said I'm a photo of my poop and the first thought that guy has is, can I see it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, you want to say I can't the poop. Let me see your let me see your poop a puff puff pass, bro Or finally our second poop NFT You have any bidders for this who wants to purchase this poop NFT that dick made I'm sure they'll have someone buy it because they have they have however many patrons giving them a hundred seven Thousand dollars a month for sitting in a little room and talking about sending each other pictures

of shit. They're also part of the smash community. It's a video game. There was a very hotly contested debate on biggest problem as to whether or not smash was a fighting game. And the answer is nobody gives a fuck. Oh, okay. Well, you see it outside.

Yeah, they, speaking of business, so they had Amaranth on, as I mentioned, she's a Twitch thought, and they went into like a 10 minute conversation about business, and it felt like, it felt like listening in on some of an industry jargon session where you're, you know, you were in marketing,

and I'm sure when someone asks you about marketing, you're in a party or whatever, it's, I don't really have anything interesting to say about my job. Like it's just work. But these people are discussing, are you on, what taxes are you on? What are you doing?

And so, Amrith bought a gas station. That's my clip 14. Is there a cruise word? I was wondering that. I spend a lot of my money on getting employees and making businesses like the merch company or whatever, but you spend it on a gas station. Wow, fascinating story. I cannot believe that someone with tits who shows them on the internet was able to buy a gas station.

It's kind of, it is a weird investment, do you think? She goes into explaining it and it wasn't like she had this brilliant idea to buy a gas station. No, as anybody who has any amount of real money will tell you, she hired an accountant, and that's my clip 15. My account's in Cane Domingue with this proposition

to invest, not an actual accountant. Great, great. It came to me with the proposition to invest in a gas station, because there's this bonus depreciation clause that's ending next year. Oh, okay. Oh, man, depreciation.

Doesn't that get you hot? That's a riveting stop right there. It's a hot thought talking about, well, I got even more for you because they go all the way down the rabbit hole to explain exactly why, how buying a gas station. And that's what I really want when I'm looking for entertainment. I want to see someone with big tits and zero personality explained to me how she's using the money that I'm giving her to make herself more rich in 16 I've got more sexy tax talk does anyone talk about her tits? Is there any talk about it's on this show? Yes, there is I have a clip about tips

We'll play my tax from first and then that way my tax rate is lower because now instead of like taxing like 10 million, I'm taxed at seven million. Do you have do 10 on an K for your, uh, or sorry, are you, are you an S corp? I guess I should ask. Am I an S corp? Yeah. S corp. Oh, baby. Tell me about those 1040 EZs. Are you doing a sick, casual see? I'm really hot under here. I mean, there are tax accounts listening to this that probably have weird boners because

there's some for some reason to math, but I could not be even less interested in how you were spending your fucking money. You dumb bimbo. Yeah, but does she get into her W2's? Cause I just want to hear about the W2's already. I mean, let's get there. We're going to get there. We're 1099.

I think it's all 1099 since it's all basically contract stuff. Oh, that's corp. So, you know, it's 99 that stuff. Yeah. So at one point, they start talking about how she, she goes into, she went, she studied costume design at community college and she was a theater kid. And then they start talking about costume design and she reveals what her true worth is and that's my clip number 18. Like if someone came to you and like I need a fat captain falcon outfit and you like I'll pay a hundred grand. It's a specific if it was for like a simple sketch. It's not worth it.

It's not worth it. I could just flash my titties and make twice that. That is true. Like my father anymore. He's a mess. Her titties are worth $200,000 a flash. What are yours worth producing for Chris? Let's get out of this.

People pay me not to show them. That's what's valuable about it, that's what she has tits. There's nothing that's interesting going on. No one's arguing this point. She's not arguing it. That's what she's that's what's valuable barriers that she has tits well like like There's nothing interesting going on. No one's arguing this point. She's not arguing it. We're not arguing it No one's arguing this. I just find it. I find it distasteable. Oh, yeah, you do You don't like thoughts on the internet. No, I don't like people who have nothing going on in upstairs

All right, let's talk about some of the lingo that they use. And this is them talking about what it feels like to lose all of your money from gambling. You know, how does, I don't know, like a punch of the gut you might say or something. Like what's that feeling? Well, they have a very different analogy. It's like when your sim has lost all of its stats and it's just like a wallowing mess and it can't function

It's the emotion that a video game character has when they lose everything Is that how you guys relate to the world through video game characters? Yes, because they're NPCs. They can't interface with real humans. Yeah, it's it's bizarre to me how They have all this money, they're out doing all this cool shit, but they also live in like a video game world as if they're my nephew. I can't tell what they're true identity is.

Here's a fun clip where they're talking about Mr. Hans. And Mr. Hans is that guy, we covered him in zooer than now, the show I did with Dick Masterson on a crossover where these zoo files like to get fucked by horses. And show I did with Dick Masterson on a crossover where these zoo files like to get fucked by horses. And the one guy's Mr. Handson, he got fucked to death. We actually covered the story on the creep off as well. And so they're talking about Mr. Handson,

very fascinating character. He went under the alias Mr. Hands. Where did he go under the alias? Is this like his e-bombs world username? Like where? That's what he said. I said his name was to the horses. I'm pretty sure there's a video uploaded and it was called Mr. Hands

and then the video was him getting owned by a horse He's just like, hey there horse, yeah Mr. Hands Aww I love that ebombs world is a punchline now and for people of this generation that's like ancient times like oh yeah I was using ebombs world I want to talk Tab you're probably about their age, I would say, right?

You're probably. I think I'm a little bit older than they are, right? Okay. I think it was the episode that I listened to. They revealed that slime is 30 and all the other guys are in their mid 20s. And so I'm also 30. Okay. But I feel like I know these types of people because I in high school, there was a

super smash brothers club at my high school where they would, these guys would get together and play super smash brothers during the activity period instead of doing literally anything else. Sure. And I remember I got, I somehow got roped into going to it once. And it was just a bunch of. Sure, it was was against your will. It's much better. Yeah. Well, it was, it was all the hyper-autistic, weird guys that I knew. And they're playing, they're very, very, very, very into smash brothers. And as a kid who grew up without a video game console in his house until he was like 16, I had no idea what was going on and I didn't really find it that interesting

and I ended up going and doing other things with my time like debating about George W. Bush's fiscal policy. Sure. That kids ought to do. Yeah, that makes sense. I have an example of them making fun of Italians and doing the Italian accent.

This is always fun. Today I went and got coffee and I got coffee and I'm doing the Italian accent. This is always fun Today I wait and got coffee and So I got I got coffee and I got a slice and you know I had a nice little slice Hey, and while I'm waiting for my slice I go across the street to grab some coffee and That's how you order I walked up and I was there like are you from And I'm like mushrooms and pepperoni. I see. I've never heard an Italian accent like that before.

I didn't even know what that was. I think that was, they were trying to portray someone who's mentally disabled. Yeah, yeah. No, not a retarded person, an Italian person. I don't know where it is. I'm, it's too bad he wasn't ordering Chinese food. I love to hear that accent.

Who the fuck eats pizza with coffee? Nobody. That reminds me of one of the weird guys in high school who played Smash Brothers too much. He ordered pizza for a group get together once, and he ordered a pizza without any cheese because he didn't like cheese on his pizza. And he didn't, that was the only pizza he ordered. He's like, I don't like cheese on my pizza. So everybody has to eat this weird sauce mess.

I was just going to say it. Then it's not pizza. No, that's part of the definition of pizza. Yeah. Talking about, talking about things that are completely uninteresting and people that nobody knows anything about, in the episode I listened to, they're talking about some other YouTuber or Twitter or whatever the fuck these people are. Yeah. And they're like, oh man, did you hear about guy? He was editing his hairline and all of his thumbnails, you know, trying to beat the algorithm. That's my clip three. It's about a trioc.

So they made a bit of a gaff at him because he was revealed to be changing his hairline in his thumbnails, bringing his hairline forward. Can you give me a bottoming, Farland, who fucking cares on that one? Who fucking cares? You don't think that's what you said, Contents, or Talk About? Again, no idea who they are, no idea who they are talking about. Some guy edits his hairline in his thumbnails because that's what sells better or something or he has some amount of vanity. This is, this is a point of conversation that needs to be had. This is a conversation that

needs to be shared with the public and a $107,000.00. I mean, it speaks for itself. We should go into twitching and playing some stupid video game and then we can we too can sit in a fake backyard and talk about nothing. Oh, I'm obsessed with that shit. He's crazy. And so I'm like, I actually it's funny you say that, because I wrote down a note for myself as soon as I get, let's say twice as many subscribers on Patreon as we have today, I'm going to start a podcast with Ryan Long and Dick Masterson and we're just gonna talk about how much money we make From posts of YouTube videos and podcasting and just rub it in It's just that's gonna be just the three of us just rub again. How great our lives are

I think that yeah rubbing it in yeah rubbing it in rub one out to rub it in Well, hopefully you can get some, some ads when you do that. And you've talked about this before on lots of different shows where, uh, you do an ad read and the idea is that it's, hit that comma in the conversation. You transition, it feels natural. Well, we're going to talk about some new advertising thing we have. And then you transition back. But so many podcasts do it pre-recorded and just splice it in wherever.

So they're having this conversation. They want to bring up this topic. And the slime guy, he's like, all right, I have this bombshell thing I'm going to show you guys to embarrass everybody. Let's cut to it. And then in the middle of that big reveal, they just jump right into an ad read. So that's number seven's my bad transition. I would like to show you something that I was and I would like you to take yourself back to 2018. Oh, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no com for its last the art gets you 10 bit coin free someone is choosing where to put that ad spot someone is producing this show is putting in a marker right there. I again looking through the episodes it's at the 48 minute mark that's where the ad

goes. I was in the couple of episodes. Okay, they're not even listening to it. They're just going to the 48 minute mark and just popping an ad in there. I think so. I mean, you had you did you bro on. It's kind of diamond. You had, you did you grow on, it's not reminding me of episodes ago. And everybody's gonna get real upset.

But he talked about how the YouTubers and his niche audience area, they figured out what the algorithm liked, and then they just created content that the algorithm liked to get being on YouTube. And that's why all content on YouTube is like the samosgen-genized laziness. And that's why these guys are rich

because they're like Shakespeare. They don't do anything that's amazing or interesting, but they do exactly the format. And that makes them, they're the best at the format. You're knocking Shakespeare now? You don't think Shakespeare was talented, Deb? No, no, I don't. I think Shakespeare is hot. Shit. But Shakespeare is famous for writing to the format of the time. That's all his plays are exactly the perfect for the format. They're not perfect for storytelling or being interesting.

Fair enough. You hear it. You heard it here first. Speaking of this idea that they understand YouTube and how to gain the system and how to get views, I have a fun little series here that we can all play along with. Yeah, my clip channel's been popping off at a clip get 12 million views in two days. Or three days.

What was it? All right, first off, can you guess what clip you would put up that would get 12 million views in three days? Any any idea on that one tab? Is it him like farting or something in the middle of his stream? Nope. Nope. Not far from his or Chris any any ideas on that So I'm gonna do with boobies. Oh, no, no, not something to do with boobies Do it. It was it was a clip of me reacting to jay shot banning all the

minecraftors are at this time of the show i want to apologize to my mother in law who is listening to these shows i also don't know what the hell they're talking about i write just a doubt you're not the only one in the dark about what the fuck these people are talking about so that was twelve million views and now he's got a question for all of us

But I want you guys to play a fun game here and at home How much money did that 12 million viewed clip get I have a question. Yes, how long was it? It was about Like 50 60 seconds. All right tab. I'm gonna give you the first stab at this. So 60 second clip 12 million views how much money did it make on YouTube? $1,000, $12,000, because it's like a dollar for every thousand views, I believe, is the algorithm. Okay, 12,000, producer Chris, you have a guess on this? 12,000 and one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You fucking cheap ass motherfucker. Is that Jody Beans says 60 bucks and Sir Bemero says a buck fitty? All right, let's find out the answer.

$2,500. $2,500 from Adem. Damn it. He made $10,000. I haven't looked. $10,000. These are their guesses. I think it made like $850.

$850. So it got 12 million views. It was exactly one minute long. It got a total of, let me see, $70 in 38 cents. $70. We actually have some good guesses out there. I think Jody B wins. With the closest gap.

Carl Sackie's Grotem said 60 bucks. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's pretty impressive. Well, we are not going to the show case showdown. No, no, we will not be. So I guess the reason why that was interesting is because it was such a low amount of money. If it was $20,000, but oh yeah, of course it was.

He talks about how it's so weird. The two guys, I think are in business together and the one guy manages the money for the guy who has all the money, so Ludwig doesn't have anything to do with the accounting side of things of their business. So the other guy actually takes the money out of the business and puts it in his checking account

and keeps track of it. And notice that a bunch of money was missing the other day. And then I look at Ludwig's personal checking account and he's has like a way lower amount of money than he should because I'm the one that like dumps the money in like his like his rich grandfather. Yeah. You know, I click the button, though it's his money.

I click the button and I say, here you go kiddo. Thanks for the allowance daddy. And it's like, you know, a hundred grand or something and he's got way less than he should. And I'm like, what the fuck did he do? And I look and it's just coinbase minus 15k. Coinbase minus 10k. Yesterday.

Yeah, so this is the episode from this week. So one week just dropped $25,000 into cryptocurrency, try to buy the dip. That's the lifestyle these guys live in. Hey, God bless them. Yeah. So I'll say this because what'll happen is their fans will find our show and goof at us for being boomers. And I get it, it makes perfect sense. The problem with what these guys are doing is that it doesn't

invite anyone in. So I just discovered them. You just discovered them. We did not know this thing existed. It has all this fan base and fans, so I sit down and I just start watching an episode and there's nothing in it for me. I don't know what they're talking about. They're throwing out like you were saying other YouTubers names and all these Twitch people and their friends and they're throwing out names and you're like, I'm completely fucking lost out here guys. What's going on? There's no show format. There's nothing to latch out to. I thought about doing a name drop compilation

because they are, they just keep throwing out names in every episode, just name after name after name, and I did not know any of them. Yeah. It's like when you are talking to a friend and they're telling you a story about their family and they're giving you the names of all their aunts and uncles and stuff and what they're saying at the family gathering that this hilarious story happened at and you don't care

about them at all. So you certainly don't care about their stupid family and any of their names. It's that's a good analogy. It's like being at a family gathering where everyone's talking about their asshole the entire time. That would be the biggest difference, but other than that. Grammy, you still bleach your asshole,

you don't care about that anymore. Because it comes a time when you stop bleaching your asshole. You get to that age and it just doesn't matter. These people are so gross, they have such a weird perspective on like what is going on in everyone else's head. And so Amrant at one point is talking about people masturbating to her content because that's why it exists.

And she describes masturbation in a way that I have never thought of. That's my clip 12. What? When you're doing that exact thing, what is going through your head? God, I hope this gets clipped. True creator. True creator.

A true creator. Poor, okay. Okay, and then also like I hope someone looks up from under their desk and sees this thing and then they're like, getting it. And they're like, so she's talking about a video where she's wearing a pigeons head mask, much like Casey, the review girl

with the chicken mask. Very sexy. Very happy. And but she describes someone using her content in the approved manner and she has, her mind they're looking at their own Weiner while they're jerking off to her like no, it's hard to do looking at your tits. Yeah, all right. The least interesting thing is your Weiner and that's an aerial. I know I know what my Weiner looks like. I don't know. It's enough of that.

And rumor has it if you look at your Weinerer while you're drinking off, you might be gay. So, you know, that's why you've got to constantly looking at pictures of rumors. Yes, it's Twitch. Twitch titties. I want to take these guys and just fire them into the sun and take anyone that gives them money and fire them into the sun.

See, Tabsa Heda! Ha ha ha ha! How can you have so much hate in your heart? It's a disease. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah. Okay, anything else you want to play from the show? Tell us.

Yeah, Amarathon Hater's number 11. Okay. Okay, right. Yeah, well I always look at it from the perspective of, I've never seen a hater who's doing better than me. Real shit. Yeah, real shit. It's always the people who are worse off.

Anyone who you look up to, they just don't hate on people. That is actually a pretty healthy way to look at it. I got to agree with that. Yeah, but like you hate on centering John and OPI and I'd say you're towering above them as far as success goes in life. So I have to say that the term a hater can mean different things. I am not a hater, as I've said many times, I hope they both do daily shows for infinity

because I want them to continue to do shows. A hater, like Patrick Michael, think, oh, you want me to stop podcasting? No, of course not. But be crazy. Well, that's because they're one of your main revenue streams. So you can invest in a gas station, you're just invested in.

Correct. I'm wondering, John. Yes. All right, I'm ready to move on. Yeah, that's, I'm good with that. Okay, thank you for listening to so much of that awful podcast. I know it's not fun.

And I'm going to get to in a little bit, someone lecturing me with how much homework I give to the co-host of the show. So, you know, it is appreciated, it doesn't go unnoticed. We are gonna talk about Arty Lang's podcast, but first real quick. Cringe of the week, cringe of the week. We gotta get to the cringe of the week

cause it's time for that. And Michael Demmer's once again sent me in a cringe of the week from the show, your mom's house, and Christina P. I don't know if she's trying to be cool or she thinks this is interesting or it's gonna be good content, but nobody enjoys this. Okay, so you know what I've been doing?

And it infuriated your mother when she saw me doing it. Yeah. So I was with, I was with our kids and I was just like, I just woke up and when your mom, you don't always have, I don't have time to do normal people things. If I have to shit, I shit with a door open and two kids talking to me. You know what I mean?

I just have to do what I have to do. I have to blow my nose. And instead of reaching for a tissue or using my t-shirt, which I sometimes do, I blew my nose in my hand in front of your wall. And she got so upset with me. Why, what the fuck? It was a little, it wasn't like a chunk,

chunker, so you didn't even have a hand. Yeah, I go. Like that. I'm really grossing you out in the dog. That's disgusting as shit. Really? Yeah. That's not normal people stuff.

You raise on a farm. What are you doing? So Christina P. wants to go and dye the material. Really well done. That's gross. That's gross. Hey, I want to bring my friend, Adam Adam Hughes from It's Huesy Hello. Adam, can you hear us, buddy?

I can hear you. I can hear, produce your Chris, but I could not hear at top or any of the clips being played. All right. I'll be fixed that right now. That's got to be annoying, then. I would imagine. All right.

So you should be hearing clips now. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. All right, so you should be hearing clips now. Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. All right, and you should be able to hear tab. Hello. Hello, tab. Awesome. Okay, so we are still on cringe of the week and I wanted to play this and he wasy, maybe you could weigh in on this as well. If you'd like, it's a couple of weeks old now,

but you know Bob Sagitt passed away. Very tragic. Very tragic. Well, that's not hilarious. Like Bob Sagitt was hilarious. We all really liked his work. Well, Nikki Glazer, a stand up comedian who I guess was friends with Bob

because they would do shows together, decided to write a song and then record it and then put it on the internet. And I'm not one of these like too soon kind of guys ever. So if this was goofing on Bob's side, it's horrible stand up. They'd be great. I would really enjoy that. Instead, it's sincere.

It's the worst thing you can do as a stand-up is right in record-a-sincere song about your friend dying. You hear that? They were cracking jokes at first for different crowds, but then for themselves. They were just, you know, as comedians do, they get together to crack jokes, crack each other out. I have to say that I really, really hope that it turns out that Bob Sagitt ripped some children because I want to see all these people really regret everything. Yeah, this is embarsant. I hope she's next. Do you think she'll show right a song for Bob Part 2? Like, I'm a telly. It out, like, does it suck at parts and be like,

I just learned Bob's Sack at Fuck Children. Yeah. Fuck the Olsen Twins when they were two. Yeah. I have to go find myself in the 14th Asian tweets. Ha ha ha. I'll be scrubbing Twitter this afternoon. Does Nikki know that everyone's going to die? Is she aware of that?

I- she had no idea. I'm sorry to ask so much of a ghost Great lyrics, so that's a Roger Waters and they have Gilmore thinking through that comfortably known shit in the bin She, she rinds down with up Not anymore. And then this part of the song is just the chord progression. I'm assuming that she's like... Do it playing something here. Otherwise, why would this be part of the song?

Just playing Smash Brothers in the other room. Every song has this break in the middle. It's probably what she does like a kind of dance with a look alike in the music video. It's what's amazing to me is that this is going to be the next American pie. Like it's just going to be a beloved song that people sing for generation. We got to redo bug. Oh, all right. I can't take it anymore. Not even one friend. That's so brutal. Oh, Nicky.

Where's Patrick Michael to do a duet when you need him? Seriously. Patrick Michael to sing that need a serious right. It's good petting Michael to say that so I can. All right. He was a thanks for joining us. You've been listening to Artie Lang show since he started that back up again, which was what?

Just a few months ago, right? Yeah, I think it was just under two months ago and I think I'm pretty sure I get to speak for you. Carl and Chris and Tabb is that everybody loves Artie Lang and everybody wishes the best for him I think I'm pretty sure I get to speak for you Carl and Chris and Tab is that everybody loves Arty Lang and everybody wishes the best for him and wants him back like performing and because he's one of the funniest people in the world, but this show is like it's the

audio version of Shane your mom naked. Yes, I agree. You love your mom but you don't want to see this side of her. Nope. No, no, it'm just gonna say it makes you come The problem with this podcast and we pointed this out before is it already has no business interviewing people It's not a good format for him Yeah, I'm preparation for this I Listen to every episode

Apart from the John Sally episode because I don't like those kind of people basketball players. Sure. Yeah, I've no time for them at all. But are you ready to laugh, Carl? Yeah. So, of course I have. You know, I love already.

Producers Chris, are you ready to laugh? Yes, sir. Tab, are you ready to laugh? Yes sir. Tab are you ready to laugh? Oh yeah definitely. How about empty daily? Are you ready to laugh? Are sherman? Are you ready to laugh? Carl Sengy's grown. Alright, yeah, we're already to laugh. Oh, it's like everybody's ready to laugh. So Carl, why don't you slam us with ready to laugh. So Carl, why don't you slam us with Clip 1, the most high energy, incredibly back and forth, charismatic Clip that you will get. Prepare your sides and do not sue me.

I don't, you know what? I've just won my favorite show. I still love the jig, the jog, I forgot the name of the girls, you have the trampolines, the trampolines. Yeah. Well, the jugalos? I'm not a jugalos or like a pot of... It's saying it's not poshy. Yeah. That's off the jugalos, I think.

Yeah, they're rough crowd, absolutely. All right, so Mike Buschetti's the sidekick here that we're rough crowd. Absolutely. All right. So Mike Buschuddy's the sidekick here that we'll see too. And he's mentally slow, right? This is well known. Well, if you think that's slow, then try track. A clip 16 where Mike seems to forget the difference between an instrument and the human bin. I'll tell you one thing, I wish I could play guitar. Yeah, I wish I could play guitar too would be nice. Yeah, but you do play better than I do. How do you know that? I never wanted that

direct TV you played once in a while, I'm so happy, it was good. You're just messing around with it was fun. Now I never played guitar.. Yes, you played that fun up there with it. I was singing, I wasn't playing guitar. Oh, OK, sorry, I'm under singing. That's a pretty dumbest thing to make. Oh, shit. You want to talk dumb. My podcast, obviously, it's not very good.

Because it's been on it, that's proof that it's no good. When you're going to interview gas and you got to pay attention to what they say and it's clear that six already had Michael Imperial Leon. But by the way, it's a cunt because the sopranos were supposed to tour around the UK and they just cancelled the Balfire show today. So fuck him, but regardless of that, the ball fight show today. So fuck him. But regardless of that, it clips six proves that Arty Lang is not an interview in expertise. What, how did you come to that show? Was it just an audition or? Yeah, it was an audit, you know, the casting people is Sheila Jaffee, Georgian walkin.

Georgian is a wife of Christopher walkin. Right. Five minutes later. What about the, what about the surprise? How does Christopher Malthuson, how does that come into your life? Well, like I said, I did the audition for David Chase through the casting people who were my friends at that point.

And then how did you get good fellas? I guess you get the blonde order audition. You know what's interesting? When you listen to the way already communicates with people, it's like he's hearing them back on a delay because he responds very slowly. Mike, we should know you'll say much of stuff and then it'll go. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, all right, buddy. But I have to say that one of the things about doing interviews is you got to do your research to know what kind of person you're speaking to. And with Clip 14, already interviewed the great Lewis J. Gomez and Lewis, most people who know him is kind of a crazy guy, very wacky. Already didn't do any research at all. And this is how he starts off the beginning of two comedians having a hilarious

hour long interview. And my guest today on the halfway house is Lewis J Gomez, great comic, great podcaster, and a great man. What's up Lewis? So what's going on man? How are you already happy new year happy new year buddy? So what was like what was like growing up in Jersey for you? You know it was Well first I didn't really grow up in Jersey. I was born in Patterson, New Jersey right and I lived there till I was four and That my dad was murdered. He was stabbed to death when I was four years old Oh my my god. On the streets of Patterson, New Jersey, outside of a strip club.

So how was that? Ah! What was that like for ya? Yeah. That's a nice bit of research. There's obviously, there's not start to show off in the bad mood. But I got to ask a car.

You're in a barn called the isotopes, yes? Correct. So you love Tarot. the isotopes, yes. Correct. So you love to rock? That's right, buddy. Would you like to hear a fascinating anecdote about Leonard Skinner's? Of course I would. Those guys rock.

OK, we'll clip to you. This story will change your life for the good. Well, who's also a cool guest that lumped you? I found out. Oh, Mrs. Pyle who From when it's gonna all our our most honest Artemis Artemis pile Artemis Artemis pile. Yeah, he was the drummer. He's got an insane story. He lasted

throughout the plane crash he Walked the way for a plane crash and then got shot by some guy with some former son, right? Yes, some former son and He survived both things like playing crash and a couple of plane crashes actually he was Yeah, he was a marine as well on mr. Snowjoke No, I'm not saying he is Good stuff, right? Yeah.

Spicy Leonard's good at dog right there. That's the shit that Netflix adopts into TV shows, but that's nothing. Of course, we spoke about rock and roll. Everybody loves, of course, the great rock and roll comedian Jim Florentin. Sure. Very funny guy. He got his in a slick by Robin Quivers. He'll deny it, but everyone knows that she's into that stuff. Clip number three is a fascinating story of when

Mike Bush had a Matt Jim Florentin. Matt's the nicks and the jets. That's a lot of heartbreak my friend And the ranges out of the ranges got one and 94 at least That was the first one it won since the 1940s I think 1940 That's unbelievable right you know what it's funny because I did a gig that week with Jim Florentine for the first time in 90s was What are you talking about? Yeah, why is that funny? That was the first time I met Jim back in 1994 when he rang his one the cup. Oh really? Yeah. He was doing a gig. I met him in a place called My Way in Queens. We did a gig together. That's how they can friend your Jim back way back in like June of 94. All right. Well, we got to go.

Why didn't you bring that up? And nothing to do with anything they were talking about. But that's fascinating. Please go on. But these guys know how to set the story, how to get the mood going. Of course, you guys have WTP. Sure. All the intro, the sign clips, it's Desereneen or I'd

strap in, maybe having a smoke ready. We're going to have an R2 of fun. And you will never, ever, ever come close to the pure nail biting thrill ride that is Clip 12. OK. Hey Mike, what's up up buddy? What's going on? Not much. How you doing? Hey, you know, I'm usually a positive person, but I'm a little gloomy guts today. What's a matter? I'm just going to tighten this fucking COVID stuff and stay in end of beta. I'm suddenly pristening or or any other battle online about it,

the older me, it's like, let's get back to normality. Yeah, absolutely, I agree with you. You know, I just can't take it off because I was always in harm with the begin with. It's someone just playing an artisan board because none of it seems like it just feels like, wait, what? what oh yeah I know what you mean man

I thought I was like this you know serenity but it's given them a no-ject of the wild you think so there's only I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm trying to get all right. He's like the magic. They're just some collecting his royalty checks with the sandboard. Yeah, and they're the person says something like, oh fuck. I don't know what I'm what I hit.

Okay. Is your camera on? It's only by the sea, buddy. Great to see you, your person. Yeah, because I from all these clips, Arnie never says three sentences in a row. He'll just say one thing and then stop. And then usually someone else will in a row. He'll just say one thing and then stop and then usually someone else will talk and he'll just say another thing and then stop. But that's kind of an unfair to Shay Carl.

Carl. A clip five is another clip from the Michael Imperialie interview. Of course, Michael Imperialie was the star of the sopranos and already has such a hot take that I'm going to have to unzip my jacket just a little while to let the temperature done. Thanks a lot. And I could see you have your hands in a lot of different things besides, you know, you know, I want to ask you, what do people give you more, more stuff about the spider and good fellas or Christopher Malthusanti?

Oh, Christopher by far. Yeah. That shows just taking on a whole. Yeah, right. more stuff about the spider and good fellas are Christopher Malthus onti. Oh Christopher by far. Yeah. That shows just taking on a yeah right. I see now and like with young people and stuff it's kind of bizarre. It's taken on a whole new life and you know wait. Right the sopranos is I mean you know that's it's defining television. Oh, right, isn't it? He likes that show? I didn't even know about that. Are these a fan of the subtitles? Yeah, that's a great tick that he had. It was a good day.

People watch the sopranos. Yeah, remember? A lot of people watch the sopranos apparently. Really? That's how they know Michael and Barry Elias. Well, then here's a question. Nobody's ever spoken about what their favorite episode of the sopranos was. Mine is the Pine Barons.

Yours is the Pine Barons. Everybody allows you to see in the soprano says the Pine Barons. Now, with that in mind, at clip number seven, Ardeos Michael Imperial Michael Imperialie that question. 10 points of cheating gases out there. Okay, well, I'll keep it. I'll screw it down over and make a note for myself. I'll let you know if I got it right or not. I'll put it in the secret envelope.

Is there a favorite episode you did in this round? Um, I'd love to pay him barons episode. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. So the episode that he was the star of, we got the most screen time in, is also his favorite episode. I don't go figure.

Yeah. But the great thing, if you go with Clip 10, this is the perfect example of how you show. It's one of these podcasts. It doesn't seem to have any edit and not, you know, for story who's off and to dad and there's a flubs. Nothing. And yeah, Clip 10 is a perfect example of how art, art, their line needs to hire an editor.

Yeah. And I know this because we have a really fucking good edit. The great Kurt Metzger is on this edition of the halfway house with me and Mike Bochetti. Hey Kurt. Hi, what's up, Bochetti? You know what, it's been a million years, how are you? All right, I'm trying to figure out one of my camera. You don't have to use the camera if you don't want

those just a audio. Oh really? Yeah, if you want to know, it's up to you. Oh, I like to look at myself all I do. I love fucking my shanny does too. It's probably why it's um, you know what? It's probably why it's not coming on. I thought there's some, I thought I had to, because sometimes people on stream you are and then for some reason, everything's made to interfere with each other. So sometimes you'll screw up my camera. That's why I thought maybe it

was, but it's not really important Five minutes later. I've never met him, but it's decent. I like his show But you know, I've seen them all and they're like now he'll like review mob movies Hold on. I got a force quit an application right now because I'm using what the fuck I'm sorry Your system is run out of application memory. It just popped up in the middle. Okay.

Let's see. Riveting stuff. Is it a grid? Don't forget to sign up to his Patreon. Yeah, I'll pass. But if you do pass, you're going to miss out on great stuff like Clip 4, but Artylang proves why he asks the questions that need to be asked. And I listened to this.

I was going to have a girl on the show. Well, what was your documentary called, by the way? I've made a whole bunch of documentary. There's no safe space thing. No safe spaces was called no safe spaces. That's unbelievable. Like, I'm gonna say it. He's fucking high. He's not so weird. I don't know about that, but that conversation with Adam Crowe is so upsetting because Adam Crowe is a guy who interviews people very poorly himself and I always be interviewed by somebody who's terrible at it and it was a very awkward conversation I have to say.

Yeah, but the thing about that interview and hindsight that's funny, is Crowe was going through a divorce. He had to sell a lot of his big, expensive cars and all that shit and I was going to deal with it. big expanse of cars and all that shit noise can be dealt with a centipede but people in the clip 11 were already lying interviewed big J. Oakerland or whatever his name is you know who I mean Oaker's idea yeah that one may he R.I.P. Mick Iglesias we sing a song about him in the next 18 months he doesn't hit the fucking gym I loved that he wore a glove with the fingers cut out. I do.

Anthony Kumi of the man that you refer to as the Ant-Man, because he's a superhero. He had a very fun show this past Monday. Kevin Brunnen was on from a misery-loves company. And they were talking about Chad Zuma, who used to be on his show as a sidekick. And I guess Chad and Kevin had a little bit of a following out. And so they start goofing on Chad Zumaq.

So Chad calls into his show. And this only gets them goofing on Chad Zumaq more. I swear to God, I had nothing to do with it. You know, we can take your word for 38 charges. Chad, pile another allegation on top of the. Oh my god. Another credit. Oh my god. What are you fucking. Oh my god. Sorry, Chad. Yeah. We do. Are the Mexicans in the kitchen too? Don't worry, Chad. We're almost up to as many credit card jokes as actual thefts that you committed.

Oh, you guys are the best. This went on for like 20, 25 minutes of chance. You might get a goof, dad. You know what that's the equivalent of that's the equivalent of getting jumped outside a bar by two guys. And while they're beating you, you tell them, by the way, I have a really bad knee to please focus on my right knee. It's just got surgery. It's like, whatever you do, don't use this knuckle duster. Don't use this, you know, don't take this wall.

It's ridiculous. In Chad's defense, the poor guy calls Ed. He's not allowed to talk about it. It's still an ongoing case that's going on. So it's not like he could defend himself, really, there's a goofing on him. And he might deserve it. Yeah, it's, what the Chad needs is some very good advice.

And speaking of good advice, clip 13. Yeah, it's the great, Arty Lang telling us how, it's good advice on how to make a show good. But it's real because like I said, you know, I don't know if I've told you this when I

first met you and and when this and tell you guys, I knew you were famous for a long time and so it's shot. Now it was very intimidating the first and friends to you. You think so? Yes. I got to tell you that.

I've never thought it out because it's kind of intimidating because first of all, you guys did a million things. You know what I mean? People knew you for years and knew John for years, different things. And it's like, it was like, how does Serial be friends with you guys? Rich Fox. We're really? Well, that's an honor for you to say that.

No, I mean it because it was very surreal. It's like, I couldn't, you know, we were reminded first time the work in John. I was like, I can't believe I'm the old disguise. It's like, but the thing is, and it, and I know, and you noticed your own self, right? But being a famous actor and comic pick you are from from Howard you don't know who your real friends are. Now you don't you gotta be careful in this business. I'm ready to run about how many people have the right to have these stuff? Yeah I know absolutely it's a pain in the ass as I have to drop.

She has my never bought even stuff, I never bought a John Dress up with anybody that was a friend that was a celebrity because you know why I like to, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I of all, there's no need to. Am I right around? Because if your friends can help you in those prisoners, they will. Am I right around? If they have something, you know what I mean? Like, a lot of guys like, you know, if something's going on, you know, they want to get it on. Even if you're not, you're first of all, you got to be right with it, don't.

Yeah, absolutely. And you have to have chemistry with the cats. You got to have chemistry. Absolutely. A long way to get there. There's no chemistry going on there at all. It sounds like already wants to be anywhere else. You know, they're be back in rehab. They're having this conversation.

You seem a little darn car or your little glum need something hilarious to perk you up. I do actually. Yes. Can we, can we hit one more clip from my already Lang show? Well, you seem to really want to laugh. So yeah, Bonnie McFarlane made appearance on the show. We love Bonnie. Everybody knows that women are hilarious. There's so many examples of women being witty and funny and really add in every conversation they're on. So again, nobody sue me for laughter. Clipy a thing is Bonnie McFarlane being hilarious. I think what Huzi is saying is if you're driving pull over just for this next part because you're going to get distracted. I was hosting

Teddy Bursharam was meddling and Norm McDonald was closing right so the show is hard you look great the show is horrible come say hi already Lang already Lang who saved our fucking movie Bobby McFarlane Hi what's up how are you how you doing good How are you? How you doing? Good. How are you? You're kicking ass. Like ass. That's what I told him. I got a lot of... yeah I just write a lot. That's all. Nothing exciting. That's good. Way with Rich Vos. Yeah he helps a lot. His fingers aren't big enough for the keyboard. All right. All right. See you guys.

I'll see you later. Wow. There's a preview. It did. My wife hates me. And the amazing chemistry those two have with each other. Ironically, Bonnie has a documentary called Women aren't funny in which she proves. Just that point. Yeah, partly she's recording the sheet. Well, you should work it out right now. All right. Yeah, I gotta, since before I let you go, Huzi,

one other thing I want to play for you, are you familiar with this card of electric fella? Yeah, he's a little bit shy. That was a perfect response to that. So Cardiff just dropped a podcast with Jackie Martling as the guest. Now Jackie was the head writer at Howard's Son before already got his seat. And Jackie, I guess, doesn't say no to anyone. It just does people shows.

But about eight minutes in, he starts wondering, am I being had, what is going on right now? Okay, so are you somebody that's disguising themselves? I do not reveal my true identity in order not to incriminate myself that is correct. Well, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. Why not? Have you heard of... Yeah.

Well, it's related to that So you're your political character. I have some political background that I don't want to interfere with the podcast Well, it makes a difference to me I apologize. Would you like to tell us a joke? No, I want to know what you're hiding from me Well, I'm not hiding anything for you, sir. I truly am just making a podcast. As I said, I'm friends with Stuttering John Melendez. Well, that's, you know, that's certainly not here that I'm there to me.

Would you like references? No, I want to know who you are. Cargifalucrid. No, I like, sir. It's a little odd. No, you know, I don't, I don't, I'm not comfortable with you. I don't feel like Tonya joke. I feel like there's something going on here. It feels like one of the Stuttering John scams to tell you the truth. Have you been scammed by Stuttering John? No, but I have no interest in talking to Dr. Remi like.

I apologize. So, Carter pulled off quite a feat just here. Jackie didn't want to tell a joke. This is the first time in the history of the history. I'm going to tell you a story. I'm going to tell you a story. I'm going to tell you a story. I'm going to tell you a story. I'm going to tell you a story. They're running like I apologize. So Carter pulled off quite a feat just here Jackie didn't want to tell a joke. This is the first time in the history of the world They're like Jackie tell us the joke is like no, I'm good. I don't want to talk to you anymore

Yeah, but I want to stop why did she wear a mask on alter his voice? Why not just not turn the fucking camera on? I know that there are other ways around it. He has quite a character. So after that little exchange, Cardiff goes back into his typical interview style and Jackie just takes off. Chocolate or vanilla? Yep. Thank you. All right, man. Have yourself a nice life and good luck when you podcast. Thank you very much, Mr. Murtling. We appreciate you.

All right. All right. Well, I know that Dr. Steve was very excited with that and wanted to all of us to let Jack, you know, he did a fantastic job on the Cardiff Electric's podcast. Well, what Cardiff should do is get Mike Bushetty on, because that guy has got the chemistry. You hear that, card of get Mike Bushetty on next. I bet he would do it.

He wants to promote his cameo. Yeah, so he can buy some crayons. Well, Adam Hughes, thank you so much for coming on and pulling all those clips from the Arty Lang podcast. We all agree. Arty's way funnier than us. We all love Arty. We just think that he shouldn't be else to get show where he interviews people

because he's terrible at it. That's all, that's all we're saying. Yeah, or just get a co-host. Just get a co-host, get someone who runs the show for you can Opie, Opie at Arty. That would be actually a good idea. Opie at Arty could they could do worse. All right. Thanks, Susie.

Hey, people can check out. It's Huzi. How well? Wherever you get podcasts, you have a YouTube channel. What else do you want to promote my friends? It's called Huzi Entertainment, the most ironically named YouTube channel on YouTube. Just that you can find up all the stuff that are past gas including the lovely Carl. And just want to say hello to Eric Niegel, who I am

supposedly recording with this time in 24 hours. Oh, beautiful. We love it, Iraq. Say hi for us, please. There you go. I'll try and that click beat him into some gossip for you. I don't know if you're the best at getting clickbait interviews, but you're the best at labeling them out of YouTube. You do a good job with that. Oh, you know. All right, buddy. Take it easy. See you later.

Sit. Adam Hughes, everyone. I wanted to talk a little bit more about Anthony Cumius show this week, because he was on fire. So as I mentioned, they're just bashing Zubak to his face while I was on the phone for 25 minutes, which was great. And then he has Gavin McInnis on the show on Wednesdays. And he starts talking about OPI.

For some reason, how embarrassing it is that OPI is asking people to give him stars and superchets. And OPI is taking those $2 tips, which is fine for charity. It's cool if you're raising money for like- They are raising money for charity. Home money. That's fine. Go ahead.

He's bought a bunch of millions. Yeah. I'm going to throw out the number five. And you're getting like two bucks, five bucks. Like a right five dollars, thanks man. Thanks, I need to get some coffee. What has done, everything's a voice now. This annoying voice.

Yeah, it's like a hot rod voice or something. Oh, thank you, five dollars. What's wrong with you? What is wrong with Opie these days? The way he celebrates making five bucks or 10 bucks. Look man, they can't all be $107,000 a month pod cash. No, apparently they cannot. He's getting there, he's working up towards it.

It was just over a year ago that he said that he could take on Joe Rogan if he wanted to. Maybe he'll make a rod at it is what he said on Twitter. I guess he's decided not to start just yet. Um, I hope he announced that he's going to host a podcast on Spotify if they don't remove Joe Rogan. That's really fun. It's under two grand for a session.

There you go. I'm going to give it a good line. Now, if you're making 60 grand, well, that's going in my pocket. Of course. With two grand? I know, two grand. And I don't think Hopi's getting even near two grand. Dude, I have to imagine, monthly, with everything he does, he's probably getting $200 a month.

I gotta assume it's $200 a month. Nothing he does garners more than 100 viewers, maybe, usually less. And then when they watch it later online, it gets maybe a thousand, if that's 650 sometimes. It is true. It can't be doing that well from the numbers that we see on YouTube.

Is OP like Britney Spears and all of his money's in some kind of trust aka his wife and he's not allowed to spend any of it? It seems like that. Yeah, because he even said an OP show is listening to it and he's like, yeah, man, you know, I just I need this money to buy food. You know, I just, I need this money to buy food. You're like, what, you need money to buy food? How's that possible? You know, dollars to our hot dogs and things. Millions of dollars. That's the first.

All right, last thing I wanna play from Anthony's show because I like it when they're goofed on chat. I like it when they're goofing on OP, but I have to play it when Anthony's addressing me Directly and having a conversation about being on who are these podcasts. The only thing look I would love to do Carl's show more. It's too much work. I Don't work you don't work on your own show. I don't work on my own. I come up with shit from Twitter And then I send it to Garrett and that's my show.

This motherfucker Carl, a little too much show prepping work. Oh Anthony, what clips did you get? Did you listen to eight hours of radio shows? Oh, you got to get clips from that. I'm sitting there listening to go, I don't work this hard. I've never worked this hard for anything in my whole life. But for Carl, I'm going to fucking listen to some of the worst shows on the air to get maybe eight, 10 clips. Right. No, I'll come on Carl. I will come on. You do the clips. I'll listen, I'll listen to the show.

I'm not going to come in cold. What's great about that is that when I have people like Anthony or higher level I always tell them here's a show we're gonna review Pull clips if you want not a big deal. I have plenty for us to talk about the problem is is that Missy said she'd pull the clips missy was all into it She's like oh pull the good and that's even too much work for Anthony He doesn't even want his girlfriend pulling the clip tomorrow and sending them to you. Now there's clips he has to listen to.

Sorry, I guess. Anyway, the point is, is that, come back anytime Anthony. Well, we'll pull all the cuss. We'll do the work. We'll do the prop work for you. I promise you that. And then he even gives me a little bit of advice here at the end. I think you'd get more guests if you do that.

You're putting a lot of burden on your guest, Carl. I think you get more guests if you do that. You're putting a lot of burden on your guest, Carl. I agree. It's why I don't call them guests. They call them co-hosts because they co-host the show. Oh, yeah. You're the, you're the vice president of pushing the carts from the cart corrals back into the Walmart. Right. Congratulations. You're a partner. Yeah. Thanks, Carl. You know're a colors. You know what I mean? You know, I think you come out here to come up by interviewing Tab about his life right now and he was talking about theater I could have.

I could have asked some questions about theater. Hey, and I didn't. Don't ask the victim to let you off the hook. He's the co-op. Ha ha ha ha. You know, in other fun news in our universe, Cinemasica, that podcast we reviewed. No, Moss.

Our buddy, Tony from Hack the Movies, very much involved with those guys, they have decided that they're ending the podcast. No more new episodes of Cinemasica podcast. It's too bad. That's shame. Yeah, I'm really disappointed. I was really enjoying that show. A lot of people aren't about that announcement. So, I do want to talk about what's going on with our friend,

Stuttering John, and I want to start off with a new masterpiece that came over from Doug, from the Jingles department, and it sounds like he puts him work into this one. Yeah. And with that, I'd like to announce we are doing, it's been years, we are going to do another Suddening John Song parody contest. So all of our listeners and people of the Jingle Department, PJ, I'd love everyone to get on that, start sending in your Southern John parody songs.

It can be a lot of work of production, or it can be almost none like this one. Yeah Yeah, which is still the best whatever. Yeah, did you just play a new stinger intro for this segment and then the old one too? Yes. Do you remember how people complained about how all your theme songs are too long? No, I do it again. This is why. I'm sorry, I can't make it fair enough. If I can make a suggestion though,

I think what you should do with this contest is put those all together, release them as an album and see if you can get a Billboard charting. That's not a bad idea. You're on. So more copies than the Stuttering John band or whatever the fuck that was called. Exactly.

I love it. Exactly. That's a good idea. See, he comes out as a co-host, he thinks he can goof on as fellow co-host. See, a guest wouldn't do that. Yeah, right. Obviously.

Now, John was working for that app again this past week, so there weren't any new episodes. But it's interesting because I had a guy reach out to me who was part of a controversial episode that happened back in November of 2018. So we're gonna go back in time when Stuttering John could speak a little bit, had a co-host, Royce, and actually broadcasted out of a studio.

It's gonna sound very different to you. It's gonna sound like maybe it was an actually a show back then. And he's talking about how his book had just come out, easy for you to say. And there are people who were goofing out of in the reviews on Amazon. I know. If you guys think like this troll thing,

it's a new thing, new phenomenon, it is not. It's been going out for a while. So John devised a plan in order to counter that strike. I started getting, I've gotten mostly positive reviews on my book on Amazon.com from verified purchases. People who have actually bought the book and have read it. They obviously know the stories I'm talking about. But then you get either the Anthony haters or maybe some of the Stern haters give it

one star and say, I'd rather read a coloring book which means they never bought the book and this is the floor with Amazon. How could they allow someone to write a review if they never bought the book? It's just bullshit. So it brought my five star rating down to a four having these idiots. It's still a great rating though by the way. No, it is but then I rise to a few of my friends on Twitter I said hey, could you could you write a positive review to thwart the haters sure and it wasn't a lot of people It was a few was like God. I don't know it was like Ben Ratner who was a coombia guy less than 12. Yeah, all right, so

He was messaging people hey, please give me a positive review. You know, because he's the victim. He's always the victim. He said, they didn't even read the book and they'd give me a negative review. If you're not busy coloring. You didn't even read the book. There are no coloring pages. Also, I want to throw it out there that before I ever listened to a second of the audio version of this book, I knew it was going to suck. So before I ever listened to a second of the audio version of this book, I knew it was going to suck. So you don't have to read the book to give it a negative review. You can still know that it's going to be terrible.

So the reason why I played this for you, and I realized that we're going back a few years now, is because I received these DMs, someone sent them to me. Actually Chris Baldasano sent sent these to me and you'll hear him talk about this in this next clip. Again, this is, this is podcast November 2018. One of them happened to be this guy Chris Balda Sano. Now, I didn't know Chris Balda Sano had an Anthony Kumia connection and because in the, in the, in the text of him on the Twitter, it was just he was saying,

hey, I love you. I've always been a big fan. So I thought it was a guy that would want to see me get an honest assessment of my book as opposed to these idiots. You know, we'll say, you know, I'd rather read Anthony Cool Me his book one star. I mean, basically what happened was Chris gets this diamin. I'm looking at it right now.

It just says from Southern John, can you write a review on Amazon to thwart the haters who never read it and then there's a link to his book? Okay, that's the entire message. Because we're gonna hear John kind of elaborate on what he wrote and none of it's true. The response from Chris is, hey John congrats on the book Hope All as well. You actually unblocked me on Twitter to ask me this.

Hey, what's up or how you do it would have been nice just your first bro. I never had any ill will with you and have always been cordial in my opinion. And then January's like, no, you've been unblocked for quite some time. I didn't even know we had a beef. He's the one who blocked him. He's the one who blocked him. Ha ha ha ha ha. Pfft. And so Chris writes back, we didn't. We never did as far as I know. But you blocked me for sub-reason.

And probably when I was talking about something with Ant, at any specific time, I was only concerned about saying, I thought your drinking was getting out of control when all that Malarkey went down between you and Ant, et cetera. And then John says, oh, that's cool. I was just sensitive at the time. My apologies.

All right. What happened though is that Chris forwarded this DM to his friend Dennis Farrell. And Dennis decided to post us on the internet, which is why John's even bringing it up on his show that he asked people to give him positive reviews. You know, we always got along. There was no problem.

But when Anthony and I got into our Twitter war, Dennis Farrell started posting pictures on my kids goofing on them. And one's a minor. I mean, I get thought he's fucking guys in jail because you can't do that to a minor. I mean, I talked to my attorney. I mean, you know, he sent that Anthony a cease and desist.

I could do the same to his fat fuck Dennis Farrell. You can't throw Dennis Farrell in jail because he tweeted a photo of your kids. That's not true Why does he think that I Jets John solution to everything is that like the law needs to get involved and they're going to just take his side And I think as we've seen with the serious lawsuit he is Completely wrong. I'm done with the little guy.

Well, you're picking on the little guy. And it's that permanent victim complex. I mean, I assume that's what I haven't listened to at the bonus episodes where he reads his book, but I'm sure they're all about how he's the underdog, and then he becomes a big success. Oh yeah, he also gives everybody all the advice they could ever need to live their lives gray and everyone loved to yeah

It's it's insane find a very famous person and write the co-tales Then get off and another co-tales. All right, so this is where John starts lying about this interaction I was just reading to everyone, but then it's then you know he he says You know like he tweets out since John asked Ask ask my friend to write it on, you know, a review even without, you know, reading the book, I'm going to write one without even reading it. And he trashes me, gives me one star. But that's not what you asked. Look ahead. No, I did not ask, I did not say don't read the book. Right. I put the link there to buy the book.

I said, you know, if you can buy the book and whatever, or I just put the link, I buy the book. I said, you know, if you can, buy the book and whatever, or I just put the link. I mean, I'm not saying just write a good review without reading it, but just, you know, buy the book, it's 15 bucks, you know, and then fucking, you know, and give me a fair assessment. But, you know, to what these assholes who just want to hate on me,

sounded not to say any of those things. He unblocked this guy at a row. Can you write a review on Amazon to thwart the haters who never read it? He didn't say, hey, if you don't mind, buy it's just 15 bucks and then read it and then give me a fair assessment of it. I'm having a sad one.

You can, he didn't say any of those things. Probably be a peer. I don't lie. I don't like to lie. All right. If you ever sent one of those text messages where you say send just one word and then you hit enter and it sends and you gotta send the rest later? Well, that's what I thought that I'd do.

Yeah, I thought I was gonna finish the sentence. Don't worry about it if you don't enjoy the book, but if you could buy it, and read it, and enjoy it. I thought that was gonna be the auto fill. All right, so this is John now threatening this Dennis guy. Oh, and let me read this to you first, because this is in the DM thread. So now this happened where Chris forwarded this to Dennis,

Dennis posted on the internet, then gave him a negative review and posted that, dude, what's with Dennis Farrell? Why the betrayal? Of course, I wanted you to read it first. Why the betrayal? jeez man? I'm all good with kumia. Tell Farrell to relax Dude, I thought we were cool. Why the hate? Whatever Chris, so this is all John over an hour and a half's time because he's not getting responses from us So he goes he goes whoa dude, I'm just seeing this.

I have zero issues, bro. I'm eating dinner with my family. Sorry, didn't reply till now, be easy, John. The only issue I per se, and it's not my issue, is when you went nuts after a hand show. And as a good friend of mine, but that was between you and him, had nothing to do with me.

I have no issue and always consider you both friends my only wishes that you both would become friends again I'm all about good times, bro. Never make waves. I never badmouth anyone So then John says yeah, but you sent my text to Dennis that was very scummy You could have been my loyal friend That was my friend, is on you. He's the best. But this is four years ago, right? This is November 10th, 2018.

Yeah, so he had a lot more energy. That's true. So then, this is where it gets interesting. So then he says, just let Dennis know, whatever happens to him, it's out of my hands. I try to stop it. I have very powerful friends and then 30 minutes later the blood on your hands All right, so very threatening things he's sending to Chris and Then four hours later no response to that four hours later

i'm just messing around all while i've been hanging around with goddy too much well alright let's listen to him explain this on his podcast you know that i get you know i saw the kid in the round like it in the like because i have a john godd you know way too many times and And I said, and you know, and you know, it's out of my hands, you know, whatever happens to Dennis,

you just know Chris, the blood's on your hands. You know, I did something like that, and then I thought about, I go, you know, I can't threaten anybody, and I said, I'm only messing around. So, did he just admit that he was threatening him? Yeah. And I thought about it, and went, oh, so I said I'm messing around.

I just pretended I was messing around. Took him four hours to figure that out. Yes. Whoops. And he sent that threat before noon. It's not like he wasn't... So he hadn't gone to bed yet. Yeah, wow.

Very, very, uh, Stuttering John like behavior. Um, and then this is, of course, he's talking about this Dennis guy and he doesn't understand why Dennis would have any issue with him because, uh, John's so pleasant to be around. And I don't know why Dennis has so much hate for me. I made that guy laugh his ass off in Anthony's basement. I don't know why the guy is brought with me. I'm fucking killing him.

I'll hunt you down and murder your old fucking family. I don't know what your fucking problem is. A couple other retro clips and then we'll get into new stuff. But someone I think it was on the dabble or subreddit, was finding some old episodes. This was from January of 2020, when John was talking about how bad he smells and how shitty is I, she does.

You know, my daughter and I, Lately, I've been talking about going to the, to see Star Wars again. We both saw it once, but, she was like, come on, let's go to night dad. And I'm like, I can't sweetie. I didn't shower today and I smell like gas. And it's true.

She didn't want to go near me. I have to. To jump in the shower. What are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you do something with me, Dad? Oh, I'm even showered tonight. Well, you could jump with a shower now, I guess. If you wanted to. I'm thinking if it's a day where, you know, it's a Sunday, you don't have anything going on. I don't wake up and shower immediately.

And then I'm on the phone and someone says, hey, you want to go see a movie or go get dinner? And I'm like, yeah, give me 30 minutes. I'm gonna shower and get dressed. And then I'll meet you over there. Especially when it's his daughter who he loves spedig tie with, he loves Star Wars, he loves his daughter. He smells so bad, he's like, I can't do any of this.

I fucking reeked I haven't, and I just cannot do it. Just watch almost famous again. All right, so this is an interesting clip, an older clip as well, where he admits that asking crazy questions of celebrity is not something that him or Howard Stern invented. Al Allison, have you considered reworking your old red carpet Q&A as part of the podcast or another project? Do you think Stern considered this taking his idea? Now, Howard wasn't the first person to do this. Steve Allen was doing it way before that.

So, you know, I don't know how you could say that Howard was the first person to do that. Oh, so when it's talking about Howard, it wasn't original, but when it's Sasha Barrett going, then he ripped off Stuttery job. Is that what he's trying to say? Not following logic. And the answer is yes, he has thought about doing that.

He's gonna be going to DC in no more, a July. Yeah. And he's gonna be asking all the stickin' Republicans. I haven't heard enough say about it a little while to be honest with you. I haven't got enough superchance call. Now, after I still say it, I'm a superchance. Send them a superchance so we can go stick it to the Trump Tard, don't tard. We're gonna go back in the past even further now. This is going back to when John was in his early 20s, maybe mid 20s, on the channel nine show, with Howard Stern, Howard Stern had a TV show that was in select markets on Saturday nights.

And this is an interesting back and forth considering how this all played out. People constantly say to me, Howard, does John realize he will never have a career in anything else I am a little nervous for john because john is now 26 years old and really john has prepared for no kind of future like he could go out and lay brick or something but he'll be the most famous brick layer in the country and that's not the most happening thing to me but really what do you worry about this

sometimes all the time what happens if the show goes off the air or something And that's not the most happening thing to me. But really, what are you worried about this sometimes? All the time. What happens if the show goes off the air or something happens to me? What do you do? Seriously, what would you do? Well, but then I hope to have a record contract. But let's say a record contract is a tough thing to get.

OK, you'll admit that. It's much talent as you have. It's much natural talent as you have. Let's say that never happens. And it looks like it never is going to happen. You're 26 and you're on television. I mean, I haven't seen anybody give you a record contract. What do you do if something happens to me?

Cry. No, really. What do you do? What is your career path in that case? I don't know. I haven't really given it too much thought. Maybe I'll take it back. But that's another career. In other words, you have to have something to pull back.

I want to be in the entertainment industry. That's what I've always wanted to do. All right, so you're in it. I understand your point. Well, okay. I love that he's like, well, I'll either get a record deal or I'll become a famous actor. What's your point? Chats always thought this way.

Yeah. One or the other. I got lots of options. If I can't do that, I'll become a spaceman. I was thinking either like astronaut or brain surgeon. I don't know. What an option's out there. So then later on, not much longer after this,

you can tell that Jackie wrote this joke and gave it to Howard because Howard styles what he's doing, reads the joke, and then you hear Jackie wrote this joke and gave it to Howard because Howard Stowler is doing reads the joke and then you hear Jackie laughing at the background. He's not on the show by the way, you don't see Jackie, but you know he wrote this joke. All right, let's take a look at what Stuttering John's been up to everybody. I love to look at Stuttering John's work. You know, he wants to be in show business and the only job he's really qualified for show business is to sweep up elephant duty at the circus.

You're Jackie explode with that. Now that's based on a very old joke that I'm sure everybody knows. Based on his fingers I think that's what he's doing. He says he's ready for that. He's doing that. Could be any animal. They got camels, peacocks. Anyway, that's a pretty funny back and forth from back in the day. But what's fast forward to just last weekend when Stuttering John had a beer on the balcony and he had a guest down there, Carlos Elazaraki.

And this guy is famous from Reno 9-1, and also known to do a lot of voiceover work, including John was very excited about this, the Taco Bell Chihuahua. John was like, they're going through his list of credits and it's like cartoons that have been on the air for years and years and he's got a photo of one of the cartoons that he voices in the behind him and then John goes, whoa, you're the talk about Chihuahua? See, he's been in the costume.

See my big guy on the head became such a tiny dog. She might be going on a herb became such a tiny dog. Speaking of dogs that triumphed the insult comic dog, not a fan of all the famous dogs is my least favorite one. No, this show starts off, I kid you not. You will think I'm playing the clip that I played the last week when he was chewing food to start the show. I am not. This is how his show starts off.

Alrighty. Sorry about that. Yeah. Mm. I have to eat peeps. I have to eat. In between shows, I gotta walk down a half sandwich. I have to.

I need my energy. To say, a bowl on your sandwich. you're doing is energy and ballooning. Then you look, go, how are you? Is that becoming a new catchphrase? What are you guys doing? You know, the thing about stuffing food down your face between shows is that it comes after you stop recording and before you

record again. Yeah, that's the between shows part of it. The between fire. Yeah, you're eating on a show. You fat drunk jackass. He also creates his own schedule and then bitches about how back to back shows here, people. He got to give me a second.

Makes it sound like a telephone. Right. Yeah, it's a job. You can be off the air for 10, 15 minutes. It's fine. I think anyone's going to complain. It's a ham sandwich over here. By the way, he's eating bullony. And adult, once the last time you started adult eating bullony on purpose, that's like,

this is. This is going to get really, really dark. But my uncle drank himself to death. We cleaned out his house because we lived the closest to him by, you know, we, and by that, we've just lived a couple hours lived the closest to him by, you know, we, and by that, we've just lived a couple hours away as opposed to half the country away. And his house was disgusting. It was piled high with beer cans in the room where he lived and watched TV. And the food that was in the house for him was baloney and eggs and then just cases and cases of some light beer. I don't remember

what it was. My husband coarsely for all I fucking remember, but I see the, I see John and I'm just, I'm like, that looks like my uncle. He's telling these stories about him smelling so bad because he just doesn't shower. And he sounds exactly like my uncle who lost his fucking mind and drank himself to death. And that's exactly what I wanted to know because I don't know anyone who would own Bologna. I don't know anyone who would have Bologna in their house so that's there's children involved. And I guess it's just like dying out of Alex. You make it something like a weapon. I love it. Every every time you're not spending on food, you can spend on one more beer.

That's right. I know. Get the cheapest possible thing to put in the sandwich. So he brings this guy on Carlos. And Carlos does the Stephanie Miller show every Wednesday morning he calls in and doesn't, he even says this guy is out there. He's like, I'm not ready to go in yet. You know, I'm still not ready for that, but I zoom into the show.

So he's still like very afraid of COVID. And this is great because John, we were talking about how Arty Lang's not going to interviewing people. John's way, way worse. What happens here is Carlos starts doing his Fauci impression that he does on the Stephanie Miller show. And John interrupts his Fauci impression to ask him to do his Fauci impression. For me, I got the two kids at home. They're vaxed, but I'm staying home for a little bit. But yeah, I drop in Wednesday morning,

I do my Fauci, whatever, whatever voice they need me to do. Let me hear you Fauci. Did we all in a crisis? He was doing it, John. He was doing it. He had a yelling interrupt to get him to do that. And you got to love John, never lacking confidence for some reason. He should be. But he's got this guy and he's doing all these characters and he's got these great impressions and things. And John goes,

well, hold on a second. I got to show you I actually do it in Prussia too. I'm pretty good at. I'll tell you cause the only impression which is not good, but the only one I can do is is Colombo. Let me just say she one more question. Let me just, if I could ask you one more thing. See, you're right in the pocket. You're right in the pocket. You're beautiful.

It's unbelievable. Billy Crystal. The only way that could be more embarrassing is if, uh, you know, it's like if you were on a podcast and you had a host who did voices and every time he did a voice, you also tried to do the voice before me. Fuck you. Tab's gone to the back catalog, I say. That was hilarious. Who was that supposed to be? I'm very nearly finished. Oh, man. Yeah, I could help myself with Kevin Sir's dude of voice. Look, I want to do a voice, too.

You know, it's really, really funny to cover commanders. What is going on? What is going on? Oh, boy. All right. I want to talk about this Carlos guy because Tab, not to get political, but I think you and I have something in common, we both prefer liberty to tyranny. You say that's probably something we have a common, all right? Absolutely fair.

Well, this Carlos guy loves government authority. So I do it because I want to work. It's not a big deal. It's not tyranny or authoritarianism. It's not even close. You have a choice. You can get vaccinated. You can test or not work.

What happens is you just don't like the consequence of your choice. I just want to point out to Carlos that not working is not a choice. Come here, sir. Like, hey, you can do what we say or you can serve to death. That's not a choice. That's not a choice that's work.

Look, it's really, really simple. You can do what we say or you can drop dead. Yeah, you could either do what we tell you to do, even though it's not based on science and there's really no reason for it. Or you can not provide for your family. See, there's a choice. I mean, we're still living in a free country. We're all rocking in the free world. And then he explains it as wife got COVID on Christmas.

John's exciting because he's too. And this is retarded. I got a Christmas tomb. Yeah. How are your symptoms? headaches. No fever. Just headaches and dizziness. Yeah, I got COVID and the worst side effect was the trolls Interesting and insomnia Yeah, that pretty much the same headaches sore throat a little bit of insomnia. She was fine after three days We quarantined for 12 and she was fine after three days. They quarantined for 12. Why are you an idiot? What does he mean by that? Did he make her like live in another part of the house for 12. Why? Are you an idiot? What does he mean by that? Did he make her like live in another part of the house for 12 days? Yes, because he didn't catch it and his kids didn't catch it. Oh, shit. They isolated her for 12 days. Why not 24

days? What do you want people to die, Carlos? What's your problem? Why only 12 days? I follow the science Carlos. What did I sound? Yokeiro science. Have you been following the Bill Mar show at all lately, Tab? I have been actively not following the Bill Mar show for the better part of forever. Sure. So Bill Mar recently started up again

and he had Barry White's out in Barry White's used to be a columnist for the New York Times very much left-leaning person. Well, she came on and criticized CRT and COVID restrictions. And because of that, they've decided that Bill Mar is no longer one of them. And he's purposely putting in these white-leaning ideas

on his show in order to gain viewership. you know Bill Marry's all about the ratings That's one thing we know about this guy. It's just words Bill right critical race theory and they're not even gonna teach it in elementary school It's just words right Bill? Yeah, he's so Trying you know what I'm off as this independent thinker, but it's so So, trying to come off as this independent thinker, but it's so glaringly obvious he's trying to reach to the right to stay relevant. Yeah, yeah. He's trying to come off as an independent thinker

so he doesn't believe, every single thing you believe and you're like, well, he's obviously just pretending to be an independent thinker. No, that's what independent thinkers actually do. They have different opinions of the rest of their party. That 100% of work. Well, also, what's the problem? Like, he bill mar is not on there saying we shouldn't teach critical race theory. He's just allowing it because his his show is a panel

debate thing. He's just allowing a conversation to happen. And then the viewer gets to, you know, hear all the different perspectives and decide for themselves. Shut it down. Shut it down. Why would not on the same path. Why would you be annoyed with Bill Marr for that? I understand. I understand if you disagree with whoever he brings on to voice the opinion that's different than yours and saying that person is literally Hitler. But why Bill Marr? These people are so dumb that John in the show before this show was playing a clip of Tucker Carlson talking about Howard Stern.

And Tucker Carlson has Jimmy Doer on his show to react to these things at Howard Stern is saying, I will give you my honest assessment of the situation. Who says honest assessment? But first implied. Let me play the clip of Tucker Carlson and the idiotic Jimmy Dore. This guy deserves a smack upside the head. Why? Because you disagree with him?

How dare you? This is on his earlier show. He says Jimmy Dore does there's a smack upside the head. So then Carlos brings up Jimmy Dora and John explains that oh, yeah He's already taking that guy down what a dick and that Jimmy Dora goes on his show Yeah, oh, I trash Jimmy Dora big time today. I said if I ever saw you. Yeah, I would I love to smack you in a face I trashed him earlier. I said I would attack him physically with violence when it's trash someone John If I ever saw you in smack your checkmate, he goes out to college,

he'd be door a couple of names. One that I think you're going to find fun here, Chris. You fucking sick of fan. And then he repeats that again. You and your freaking idiot sick of fan Jimmy Doer, you despicable twit. And then my favorite of all of the Jimmy Doer put downs. What a dick.

Jimmy Doer. You are a dick. So I would have had and put together a little thing that is a hate hypocrisy supercut because as we know, John thinks that haters have a disease. How could you get up and just hate someone? What's wrong with you? Like with people that are so deprived of love in their life,

that they feel the need to just hate on somebody. The idiotic Jimmy Door. It is to me a disease. This guy deserves a smack upside the head. Like, I don't wake up every morning, go, oh, like, who am I pissed at today? Yeah, oh, I trash Jimmy Door a big time today. I said, if I ever saw, yeah, I would,

I'd love to smack in a face. You fucking sick of that. So deprived of love in their life. You all freaking idiot sick of that Jimmy Dohr. You despicable twit. It is to me a disease. Jimmy Dohr, you are a dick. All right, so, Deb, if you're taking notes at home,

it's not cool to hate on someone unless you disagree with them politically That you can try to violence you have that I got to tip my hat to you that was an amazing compilation Well, because it was all those good are really well done all those good from just last week when he was talking about the haters I can't believe people hate people. I would you do that? I'll I do his love people and then the very next week he's like this fucking guy. I'm gonna punch him in the face sick of it. And like I always says, I don't wake up,

I was thinking of all the people I'm gonna hate. It's like, I don't wake up thinking of everyone I'm gonna hate. I'm just, I just, you know, hate everybody that I see. I ruinate it by the way. Yeah, I get a good hate going. When I wake up, I'm trying to figure out what day it is. So I don't have any time hating on anyone. I want to get into this thing with Howard Stern

because Howard's fucking lost his mind and Tucker Carlson's playing clips on his show. When are we gonna stop putting up with the idiots in this country and just say you now, it's mandatory to get vaccinated. F**king f**king they freedom. I want my freedom to live. I want to get out of the house already.

I want to go to the next door and play chess. I want to go take some pictures. This is bull f**king. All right, so that's Howard Stern. So fucking go Howard. I'm fucking weird now. No shit. You don't want to be shut in.

You f**king you. I know. It's so weird. It was funny. They were calling him Coward Stern. It's so weird. It was funny. They were calling him coward stern. That's pretty funny. He can't leave his house because there's unvaccinated people out there.

Oh my God, I can't leave my house. This is crazy. So this is Suthering John's brilliant take on that. And I wish I could make this up that John would be this bad at riffing on audio. He would never be able to do our job, that's for sure. Now, I agree with Howard that people should get vaccinated. Chocking.

But he wants to get out of the house to play chess and take pictures. What? What? Are you fucking kidding me, howie? You want to get out of the house so you can play chess and take pictures. Yep. Oh lord. Oh.

This is the thing that we always make fun of. We play a club and then we just go, I mean, can you believe it? Jeez. Get blaring. What was that all about? Play, play, play, play, play 11. Can you believe this? You believe it?

That's crazy. So, so John's hot take is Howard Stern wants to leave his house to do his hobbies and that's dumb because how because Howard likes playing chess And he's a photographer so those are like his hobbies that he has and Jack goes well That's dumb reason to want to leave the house and then John tells us what the right reasons are for why to the leave the house Maybe you want to get out of the house to hang out with some friends, have a few drinks. Yeah, you want to get out of the house to go to a bowl game or go to a movie.

So those are Johns Hoppies. The judge goes, I think the right reason for people to get vaccinated are the things that I enjoy doing. Yeah, okay Elementor what a fucking idiot. You know who you know who's going out without being vaccinated and doing all of his hobbies? What's that? Man cow just someone to say that. Man cow He is is he still on YouTube or is, is he still on YouTubers? Is he still worried about getting kicked off of there? Well, I don't know.

I haven't watched this the last episode we did. Yeah, was that the last time you were on was when I was brought gezzie from the comedy club and there was no internet connection? That is correct. It turns out, because Vinny worked with Spectrum, the company over there. They were getting internet speeds

that are unacceptable to businesses. They're no longer offered. And Vinny called them up and he's like, yeah, I'm testing these speeds. They're like, this little they're like, oh yeah, yeah, that should have been upgraded years ago. Oh, okay. Cool.

So it's better now, but. Sorry about that. They're like, they're just, they just spectrums just, oh yeah, that should be wave fast and that is, okay, can you fix it? Now go fuck yourself. Yeah, come on. The same thing happened to me

where I was paying this level and I was checking my speed, so I go on their website to see what I should be paying and the speed that was getting already even listed on their website. So I called them up, like, what's going on? They're like, oh yeah, with the modem that you have, I'm like, I'm renting it from you're like, oh yeah, with the modem that you have, I'm rutting it from you.

Why don't I have a better modem? This is not you, not me. All right, so, oh, this is funny because John has someone in the chat, or no, I think it was someone on his Instagram said that John also said people who don't get vaccinated should die. Some guy on Instagram said I said that everybody who's not vaccinated should die. I never said, if I said that I didn't, it was taken out of context.

If I said it's taken out of context, hey, Tim, so we're not Twitter said that I said Hitler was right. And look, I did say that, but that's taking out a context. I don't know. I'm gonna get canceled because now I'm on your show, you said Hitler was right, so of course I have to also believe that. Well, you just said that Hitler was right. Now that can get pulled out, yeah, that is true. That is the rule. If you hear someone say something offensive, and you don't immediately respond to it

or hang up and leave. You will be canceled. Guilty my association. Are you guys ready to hear? And I never used this word to describe someone talking, but the juiciest yes you've ever heard. Oh, please now. This reminds me of people who think that they would be a great parent that don't have kids.

Yes! Yes, right? Oh, God. He's so damn. It's like a thick rat. There's something like thick about it. It's not even like a fresh batch. Someone's pulled another day where Carl has to think about John's badge. That's right.

I know. Okay, get away from it. One more clip on this Carlos guy because he's a fucking moron. He makes one of the people who disagree with the narrative, you know, the mainstream narrative and then gives us where he gets good information from. Somebody had a great image. I don't know what they call them, I'm old guy, but it was our research.

It showed scientists with fucking charts and peer reviewed and their research, a girl on the toilet looking at her phone. You know, I researched this. No, you haven't. You've researched that opinion that agrees with your own. TikTok is actually a really good source of information regarding COVID and doctors. There's a lot of, how do you say these idiots

are just looking at their phone and they're fighting something that agrees with them, but you know where you can get great information as TikTok. Yeah, they're means they're accurate. They want to pretend that their research is like going into a lab and reading stuff, but they're just looking at memes and charts that are provided by the people they already agree with.

Like, you're both assholes. Yeah. You just disagree with the one people and pretend like you're some kind of enlightened moron. You're not. Shut the fuck up. Oh my gosh. Bill Mars has one thing that isn't 100% part of the Democratic company line and they

go, well, he's obviously just do, he doesn't believe that. No one would ever believe that. He's just doing that to get more viewers to his show. It's like, holy shit, guys. And then this is the last clip with John talking about how Howard Stern thinks that the unvax should just go home and die. And of course, John agrees with that. I don't think anybody should go home and die. But I do agree that why should the

unvaccinated who won't believe in science take up beds for people who are actually vaccinated and who are actually sick and dying. Why should they stop others? They're not. That's not happening at all. From getting medical attention. You're making that up. Why? It doesn't happen. If you don't think that's wrong, then you're an idiot. It is wrong.

If you don't think that's right, I think I just made up, then you're an idiot. Because I don't think people who are in vexation just go home and die on Lass There are people who have higher priority then those people should probably just go home and die They'll have to people I don't think they should go home and die I just don't think they should be allowed to stay out and live Yeah, you have a you have a choice here

Quickly, oh quick me those are your choices. That's a free country. I wonder, I wonder if there are clips of Stuttering John talking about how healthcare should be a right to. Oh, I'm sure you fucking sick of fans. I don't even think he knows that word, man. I think he got an insult word the day calendar. And he like was really good about it for until January 4th. And it's just been on sick of fans since January 4th and he looks over and sees you're a sick of fan. You're those you sick of fan me. I can't believe it's still the fourth. All right, tab. You've been a great sport. It is time to play the game that is sweeping the nation.

Of course, I'm talking about the game. Who said it? Welcome to Who said it? The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Card of Electric podcast network. Okay, Carl and co-host. Who said it? Our first entry. Who said it? When that 10 seconds is up, you take a quick breath and then you go back down for 10 seconds. Who said it? I'll go first and I do this a lot because I'm not, Jerry Bannfield says someone

it's weird shit all the time that when I hear something that's that out of context, I just assume it's Jerry. I'm gonna go Jerry Banfield on that one. I agree, I was also thinking Jerry Banfield. Okay, we got two Jerry's. Which means we're both wrong. We of course it does. Producer Chris Patrick Michael.

Patrick Michael coming in to grab a point early on in the game, let's see. One, two, three. When that 10 seconds is up, you take a deal. And then you go back down for 10 seconds. Wow, somebody in the Discord had it. That was an OP. Wow.

I don't even know what that was about. The Discord is like on prices right when you're up there and they're like, NOOOOOO! Yeah! I know! I should just be looking at the audience. Okay, well, zero, zero, zero. Let's keep going.

Our next entry. Who said it? And I feel like I touch my face. More than usual. Who said it? God, and I feel like this is my face more than usual. Who said it? God, and I feel like it's my face more than usual. All right, I mean, John does touch his face in an unusual amount, but it's not going to be John. It's going to be time-mires. I'll go with a stud joke. All right. I'm'm gonna go with Patrick Michael. Alright, let's see.

One, two, three. And I feel like I touch my face more than you. Oh, yes. You guys. He got to it is. On the board, my friend. while done. People who tend to want to golf during a pandemic are such sticks. Their families can't wait to get them out of the house. Who said it? I mean, it's Tom Myers. Sounds like Opie to me. Or Stuttering John, I'm going to go, I'm going to go Tom Myers. I'm going to go Patrick Michael go Tom Myers. All right. I'm gonna go Patrick Michael again.

Okay. And who do you got, Opie? I got Opie. Okay. One, two, three. People who tend to want a golf during a pandemic. Yes, Tom. The family can't wait to get them out of the house.

Yes! I'm on the board. One to one. Hmm. Our next entry. Who said it? Comics in India are getting jailed for making jokes. The situation is much worse.

Who said it? Who's concerned about comedy censorship out of this group of people? Who would bring that up? I'm gonna go Opie. Cause Opie does talk about cancel culture a little bit. I'm gonna go Opie. I'm gonna go Jerry Bainfield. Okay.

Patrick Michael. I forgot that Jerry Bainfield tried to be a stand-up once. I forgot all about that. He does what I got. That's the trick of the game is that it's always, it sounds like it's one person, but it's someone else who you don't expect. So it doesn't sound like something Jerry Bansfield would say Which is why I think Jerry Bansfield said I am well aware of why I suck at this cave dab. Thank you very much

That same logic it never works. All right. Let's say Three comics in India getting jail for me yes the situation is much worse damn it damn it I got two I'm fucking killing it two who said I have a vision that I will be the ambassador for Earth someday. Who said it?

I'll go with Banfield. I'm going to say it's too funny to be top buyers. It's way too funny. You go Banfield? Yeah. I'm going to go... I'm going to go with Patrick Michael. I got to go...

I got to go Patty C. Cups as well. Okay. All right, that's fine, I who said it? One, two, three. I have a vision in. Oh shit, I forgot to be the ambassador for Earth. Nice job, I should have known that. That's all for this week. Oh, you said it.

Fucking car, the car to play. It's a car to play with. Yes. Oh, fuck, exactly. Wait I didn't have get two points to Sweet yes, I finally won a game finally won one. I should have known that about Banfield I never brought it to the show, but he's getting or got it really into alien conspiracy shit He's reading books and he's talking all about it. I know, it's pretty fun stuff. But Jerry Bedfield's a sick of fat.

So do we have a screaming Vic version again now? There was actually an angry Vic, so our buddy Cardiff put together a clip for us, called Angry Vic and that I put it on the board, I might not have, let me see if I can find it real quick. our buddy Cardiff put together a clip for us called Angry Vick and that I put it on the board, I might not, let me see if I can find it real quick. I don't think I'm gonna play the whole thing, it's a little bit too long, but Cardiff put this together for us. I'm sorry to allow.

Hello. Yeah. It was like five fucking seconds. Don't fucking sell Carl. Yeah, I'm fucking pissed around it. This is the first time I've ever fucking heard of him doing this. And then he hits me up with the fucking

DM the other day. He's like, hey, think, would you like to fucking co-host? Who said it? And I was like, what the fuck is that? It's probably like a dumbass podcast. No, it's my fucking shit. He said something else and we ain't holding on.

What the fuck? I'm pretty heated. Oh, of course. I said fucking mine. All right, I'm fucking sound. Let's do big. I fucking created it. He is.

He is. Yeah, I'm so fucking aggravate it! We're fucking doing it, Kyle! And I actually added fucking context That's how it's meant to fucking be. Jesus. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! My heart is the same fucking dance as mine!

So I gotta read it and then you gotta fucking dance and then it plays. I'm so happy, Kyle! I guess you guys paid! So I gotta read it! And then you gotta fucking guess! And then employees! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy! You're so stupid, Jenny! I get fucking married! You're gonna come to my fucking wedding! And you fucking shittin' all over me!

Fuck no, don't fuck yourself! Yeah! When I was supposed to read, and amount of time voice is fucking stupid! Alright, we get the point. It was very angry. And a lot of Tom Boyz is fucking stupid. All right, we get the point. It was very angry. And a lot of people just made a mess in their pants over that comp that Carter put together. Thank you very much, Carter, for putting it together. Maybe we'll post it up on the discord

or stuff of people doing. What have we done today, Ted? We've done it all. Yes. We talked about the art. We talked about the art. We talked about the art. We talked about Nikki Glazer's song for Bob Sagitt, Artie Langs, Inability to Interview People,

Anthony Cumius show this week, explaining that I give too much homework to people. I know that. Cardiff Electric had Jackie Martling on his show, but not for very long. Stuttering John, Threatens People for DMs, which is really stupid thing to do. And then pretends it was a joke. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. One play a clip from next week's podcast.

They will be reviewing right here on who are these podcasts. Happy a thursday, everyone. What's Thursday in Spanish, Andrew? Of the year. Really? Yeah. How do you know? Or be your not fear.

Is it really Florida or is it like education? The air needs might be Friday. Wait, you know what Noah? Do you know Spanish? Yeah. Wait, hold on. Viernese might be Friday. Viernese is Thursday and French.

Listen. Here, wait. That's an excuse. I don't know. It's OK. People either know it or they don't or they don't care. Because if you cared, you would know it. Happy Thursday, last day of the show for the week.

First day of the show. Oh, with this. What? With this. Isn't that fairness is Friday. With both the Zigs. Oh, then what the hell's Thursday in Friday? How do you spell it?

She even admitted nobody cares and then they still go anyway. This is the Nikki Glazer podcast. As we're talking about Nikki. And this came in from Mr. Fam suggested we check this show out. She actually does a show four days a week, Monday through Thursday. She puts out episode. That's a lot of podcasting. That's too much podcasting. Too much podcasting.

I can't I'll be good if you're doing shows that often. Yeah. But anyway, I want to thank you very much, Ted, because you don't do too much podcasting. You do, here's what I don't get. What's happening on here's what I don't get. Well, next week we're going to have the people's champ on Vinnie Paulino.

He's going to be a guest. So if you like Vinnie on the creep off, you should listen that episode. And you should also support the creep off Patreon, that way they get up to 500 subscribers and they do the roast of Carl and Vinny. Thank you for saying that, Tab. I keep forgetting to promote that.

We're getting real close, but if you can go on and support us on Patreon, we put out two bonus episodes every single week, just like who these podcasts does. But go to patreon.com slash the creep off and sign up for that and then we'll have a roast and if we get to 500 by March 1st, as you just said. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I hope it happens.

I do too. And I'm looking forward to hearing Vinnie on your show. Yeah, yeah, there was some confused. Just be on last week, there was some confusion about time zones. Of course there was. So he didn't record it's beyond last week there was some confusion about time zones. Of course there was. So he didn't record his use this last week. I thought he was recording on Monday with you. Yeah, yeah, me too, but then that didn't happen, so it'll be next week now.

Cardiff, I see that you I haven't listened to it, so maybe there's something at the end of the big song. I'll play it on the other side. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the mushrooms.

W-A-M-A-D-E-O-S-W-A-T-P. Mm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. What is this garbage? How did they have a podcast? This is bullshit. It's boring as shit bullshit. Yes! Park you!

And that's the way! The news goes! This dude is fucking corn! You know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. In a new place. Regarding our latest YouTube audio excerpt starring Stuttering John, Jerry Posts, Getting in My Truck, Driving Home for More. What's this? Some delusional muttering John?

Perfect. Thanks guys. Evan's Gate comments, I'm glad John and OP share the same delusional quality of having to put themselves out there despite humanity saying, no thanks, snakepliscans, thos. I've always hated that no-talent joke, listening to you guys destroy this clown as pure entertainment. Thank you. Pain killer points out, John sounds like he just had major dental surgery every time he speaks.

Not the actual fixing teeth part, but the numbing agent's part. Richie Gushes. Great episode, guys. Stuttering John has to be one of the grossest blackout drunks that ever picked up a microphone. BK shares, you guys are brutal and hilarious. Love it. A Smith is in stitches. Hahaha!

This drunk's picture should be next to the definition of delusional. Bert March seems like he's the expert. The key to a successful podcast is making constant grunting, huffing, and wheezing noises into your mic. This is key, along with sounding like you're speaking through a mouth clogged with saliva all the time. Sand ceilings, right? It's amazing that all these people in broadcasting so do not get podcasting or streaming in any way. Opian John both think they're interesting enough that they just have to turn on a mic,

and they are so horribly wrong. Carl G. Muttering Dufus is such a goblin. Absolutely revolting. Dale comments go to the bar. Have a few pints. What a cool guy. Bars are gay.

Timothy. This is the funniest train wreck ever. I need energy. Ha ha ha ha. Prisoner 36 notes. John ran out of energy saying energy. SVA 43 opines. This show should be called blowing lines on the balcony. Blackport speaker cabinets pouts.

Only thing worse than SJ talking about Stern is people talking about SJ. I'm out. And Vick Chico has the sobering, you guys are really getting your jollies off on this a little too much. Weird. LOL. But Eric plays us out with, if anything, we need more stammering jerk off. Keep up the great work, hamburger. We'll do. There's never enough. And yes, I did say two bonus episodes every week. I meant every

month we did two last week, though. Oh yeah. So why was thinking that? So that's my fault. All right, let's find out what's going on with the end of this angry, vick thing. Early copy, just the exact way that you did it. I just call it around. Shit. I can fucking call in next week. Let's see his review. How can I actually?

I don't fucking know. I keep getting new ones like every other fucking week and it's really obnoxious. I put production in it this week though, he could suck my cock. Mad cow disease. These are Chris's punchline. Maybe I can't send me things that are 3.5 minutes long. Because there's also this great video that Lazy Shorts made called Serenjons Diary.

And it's great, but it's too long. I'll play a second of it. I will give you my honest assessment of the situation. I'm really getting desperate. I wake up every morning, run downstairs, I take a piss. I wolf it there. I am dedicated to hate and nonsense. I am bullshit.

That's an immense, that's an immense. And then, and then I see I'm a school teacher now or something. I am so deprived of love on an outstop basis dedicated to just eat wise a disease it's stuck it's got my pistachia today and my opinion petafiles Payton pedophiles cans Personal and can That was a standup he'd be selling on arenas. That's great The name of his tour Can I cross over for just a minute and say here's what I don't get yeah We're gonna mix some shit together with people's voices

in audio, take the audio and make it like, 10 dB at least, more quiet than the people's voices. You know, the audio is, the music playing there is funny, but you have to hear what's done during John is saying. The music playing is funny, but you have to hear what Vic is screaming. If you don't mix it right, then the whole joke's lost. I agree, especially the Angry Vic video or audio card

if did not mix that all that well. Anyway, this video's great, and I retweeted it, and maybe I'll put a link to it in the show notes, because I didn't say those things. Very, very well done. All right, well, the more, why should I? It's a weird, weird. I find it almost odd. Abuse?

Hang out with some kids? And take pictures. What? I have plenty to talk about. So... I agree with Confederates on the lot of them. So I agree with Confederates on the lot of them. I am a white supremacist asshole. That's my friends That's probably gonna place it to go out

Oh fucking very well done and again, I'll just remind everyone we're gonna do a Stuttering John parody song or something like that take his audio and clip it together whatever you want to do We're gonna start a contest and there will be prizes Producer Chris hangs out with you for the entire day I'll just give away the roach costume of that school. Okay, that's what he went to for the first time. All right, this person was calling out the bills in the middle of the bills game. Thank you, Carl. It's Andy here.

It's Andy. I'm watching your Buffalo Pogs and Air. Pleeees. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm not a fan of WTP. I know it's so mean that he would leave a voice about like that. Maybe it's Joe. And his voice mails are always great. And his voice mails are really funny. All right.

Hey, Carl, I love the show. I want to give a card of electric kudos on the wonderful who's set a game. And I just want to know what the fuck, Vic's problem is trying to swoop in and trying to make the top of the tag game. There's actually a original content. So yeah, fuck you, Vic. Also, the deals are still dead. Bye. Disagree. I was trying to get Vic on here today to explain herself and why she's pretending she invented that game that obviously Carter invented.

And she's pretending. Right. Can I slide in everyone? Maybe. She's pretending that she has shit to do, which I'm not buying it. Yeah. Virginia, our country carol. Yeah, I'm not buying it.

Maybe she's one of those 80 to 100 troops that Biden told to get ready to head over to Ukraine. Yeah. Get right on that border. Well, the good news for Vic is if they tell us, she has two options. If they tell us she has to go to Ukraine. Number one, of course, for all women in the military, get pregnant. And number two, all she has to do is post that she's involved with this show and it'll

flag her as a potential white supremacist and they will take her out of the armed forces. That's a good point. I feel so bad for you right now, bro. I feel so damn bad for you. Ah, 13 seconds. Damn, you played that voicemail too. Damn, it ain't your fault, but it is your fault for playing that fucking boy smell. Peace out.

I don't think it was my fault, sir. I am not the one who didn't cover Travis Kelsey while I didn't cover Travis Kelsey either. But did you see the Cardiff actually made a 13-second long podcast episode? That was kind of a dick move. And then there's this dick move voicemail. This voicemail is 13 seconds long to the same amount of time. It took the chief. Go 44 yards instead of the game time field. And beat the building over time. But Leslie Frazier. Yeah. How was that possible? That was 13 seconds. How was that possible? Did they were able to get 44 yards at that amount of time?

How is that possible? Did they were able to get 44 yards at that amount of time? Carl Pat from Detroit, I was calling to extend my sympathies for the bills loss, and I was watching it last night, and I think a lot of the German Mike fans that have gotten to know you a little bit, but it was heart-wrenching for me and I'm not even a true blue ghost man, but it felt like a thousand lines games I've watched, I mean, 13 seconds, but I'm still sick about it, I'm sure you are too. But, well, wine's regular season, we don't make the playoffs ever. So anyway, again, my sympathies and, uh, I guess that's a better luck next year. I guess I have you to, uh, all things card of electric or card of, or how we say it, it's officially jumped the

shark and just like to go on the record with that. All right, fuck off. See you. All right. Well, thank you for the love. And I did get a lot of notes about people upset for me for the bills. I do appreciate that. That was a rough way to end a football game. Vick, you've done more. Your segment sucks.

That's super monitored and voice reviews will be better reading like a product stories by real men on dick show you pocket this game stop stealing card of electric thunder isn't so much better he's the true and inter

it's like when people say over nation of immigrants because they don't understand the difference in homesteading and immigration the fucking indians were just kind of here and the Europeans made it better. You kind of had this stupid nebulous idea that you did a poor job of delivering on, and then Cardiff made it and built it into something great. The Indians would have never made America great, but Europeans did.

You're a fucking Indian, Cardiff America's mother fucking Anglo. The mother fucking goat, the mother fucking goat, fuck you, Vic, fuck you in your perfect tissue, fucking whore. So I gotta say that that take is not controversial, but where he went with that was quite, I don't know if you need to compare it to Native Americans and Europeans. Who said it is like one of those songs that a band makes a song and it kind of goes nowhere. And then another person takes it and turns into a huge hit. Like leave your hat on as a three, it was a three dog night song,

but then Joe Cocker actually made it to huge number one. All along the watch tower, which was written by Bob Dylan. But who gives a shit about Bob Dylan's second and I want to hear Jimmy's second. Yeah, hurt Johnny Cash and nine inch nails. Johnny Cash's version is the definitive. You think so? You don't think people like the original hurt?

Oh, everybody loves the Johnny Cash version. Okay. Even a Trent Rezner came out and said like, ah, that's Johnny Cash's song now. Well, because that's the cool thing to say. Trent Rezner knows what and said, like, ah, that's Johnny Cash's song now. Well, because that's the cool thing to say. Trent Rezner knows what cool thing to say in all times. It's part of his job. All right. Oh, you're a movie guy.

We were talking about biopics or biopic. Right? Actually, I actually made that same mistake once and my friends have never let me live it down. What's the mistake? Which one's the mistake? I'm pronouncing a biopic. Okay. Okay. Good. Because I was calling it biopics all the time.

No, no, they're biopics. Yeah, I mispronounced it in a slip of, I don't know why, and my friends have made fun of me for it for years. Yeah, what's wrong with you? Why are you mispronouncing words, Tab? I know, it's embarrassing. We'll be idiots to do that. All right, this person weighs in. Hey, Carl.

So I just got done listening to today's episode, this week's episode. And I was thinking about the difference between the biopic and biotic. And I really do think it's spelled like A-L-B-U-Q-U-E. Something like that. Anyways, don't call me back. Go fuck yourself. Thank you, Sever, bringing back the spell elbow curky joke. One of the great jokes started right here at W-A-T-P.

Actually, I believe we're at Weird Al started that joke. Oh, did he? Oh, that's right, because that's... One of the great jokes started right here at W-A-T-P. Actually, I believe Weird Al started that joke. Oh, did he? Oh, that's right, because that's the song. It's the chorus to the song. Yeah. I can't have anything nice. No.

Not your fish sticks joke, nothing. I give up with fish sticks. Well, hopefully I can edit my own wiki page and give myself credit for all these things some day all this is uh... i think i think this is card of lecture calling in and i wrote a note is as don't play all the way through this is barok who's saying all bama present

of the united states of america i don't think so last week on your show you had a uh... a fake barok obama call in. I can prove it if you play back the tape. Because the caller did not use my middle name, who sing? All right, that's enough of that. Actually, you can tell it's a fake because he doesn't say it and this is how I talk.

Right. That's what the real baroque would say. Paco is not a fan of vix game yeah what's up carl uh... this is taco and uh... she want this message is for uh... the broad they call vix uh... she told me to uh... vote after her her pieces she had for who gets the game that has quote unquote production. I feel both for the other guy, Carly, Gelectrics or whatever the fuck.

But yeah, I feel both for is. I like it a little bit more. And I don't know, my accent, I guess it's American, I think, you know, from Arizona, from Southwest side of America. So that's what the fuck it is. And you know, my loved ones back, I hope the motherfuckers are doing well and a peace out. By the way, that guy called back and apologized. We're going too hard on Vic after that phone call. You had second thoughts about it. If you're a girl, always just leave it there.

Never apologize. Of course. That's really the... That's why I'm not playing it on here. Yeah, this is a fun voicemail. Basketball practice! Okay, good on. Everybody loved that jacked up theme song that we played last week at the show.

Such a catchy, did he? Carl, I just want to say fuck you. I lay down to go to sleep. I get in my car, turn it on, and start driving. I fucking, my wife talks to me and every single time during all of those all I could ever think about is, it's horrible. Fuck you. I've been listening to you forever, but this one hurts even a little bit more than the fucking the top model song or whatever All right sir, is he talking about that modeling song or it was like premier modeling tips and

Is he talking about that modeling song or it was like premiere modeling tips and entrepreneur you'll like success Best modeling tips the number one place for modeling. Where is that? I know I still have it on the board somewhere I want to I want to hear you do the WATP intro like the jacked up review show because you have that nice like hard rock Intro punk rock kind of thing going on and then it just comes in with WATP. WATP everybody. That is my favorite song now. I love it. All right, this is the last voicemail we're going gonna play this week. Well, everyone knows what's

suffering John's obviously talking about you having zero just walled into the pedophile on. I'm sure it's about like 90% of your voice calls right now. But you know, you know, a beat of the cool guy, just, you know, which he wasn't such a shit on Twitter. Keep up good shit. Yeah, a lot of people were telling me that they think that when Suthering John said that I'd pet a files on my show That it was about veto

Who um it says some weird shit on Twitter man. I don't think so because then Suthering giant have to know who veto is and I don't think anybody knows who veto is Fair enough You bring us a good points tab. Thank you so much for coming on here again. I really appreciate it. And I enjoy talking to you. Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, people should definitely go check out. Here's what I don't get. The show where guys talk about things they don't understand.

Yeah, and also be sure to support the creep off Patreon. Like all you do is for is until March 1st. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, March 1st. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's the cut-off date. Yeah. Just when I just wanna hear Kro's shit all over Carl and Vinny. Me too. That sounds like fun.

That's gonna be the highlight. Yes. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over Life was nothing but an awful song