Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep297 - The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Episode Date: February 6, 2022

Nikki Glaser's podcast can be summed up with one word - disappointing. Nikki and her cohost Andrew make podcasting look extremely difficult. This week we have both Cros and Jen from the Jingles Department on to give Nikki some much needed advice - stop podcasting. Then we listen to some Stuttering John Parody submissions, Opie proving he's funny, Patty C Cups telling us what to do, and finally the host of the Jacked Up Review Show fires back at us. Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to give us a five-star review and Apple podcast and then shit all over. In the comments section, one of our review girls has COVID today. So I don't think we'll be hearing from her, but hopefully we'll get some reviews later on in the show. But first, we'll be talking about a show called the Nikki Glaser podcast. This is a suggestion from Mr. FAM. We have all listened to this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's go into it. This show hosted by Nikki Glaser and a comedian named Andrew Collin, who I was not familiar

with. And I guess there's probably a good reason for that. I like funny comedians who tell jokes, which is maybe why he's not on my radar. Interesting concept. I want to start this off and I apologize. It's going to be a longer is maybe why he's not on my radar. Interesting concept. I want to start this off and I apologize. It's gonna be a longer clip, it's the longest clip I have. But this is how bad they are at improv. They're improv skills are atrocious.

This is a show that is four days a week, Monday through Thursday. And Nikki's been doing shows. She was on Series XM for a couple of years with a show. She's been doing shows in radio for a long time. Well, I actually looked up her Wikipedia page, and she's been podcasting since 2011 on various things. Okay. So just a lot of hours behind the microphone,

which was a complete shock to me. It's surprising. She's been on the Howard Stern show. She's been a guest on the Howard Stern show. She's been Joe Rogan three times. She should be good at this. You would think just from practice. Yeah, well, and I looked up some of the roast stuff

and it was, she's funny, yeah. It was really, really good, which again, I'm not shocked at all. Thank you for saying that, cause I want to say, I'm not knocking her comedy. I'm knocking her podcasting ability. It is terrible. Do you think gambling's fun?

Look at these. Wait, tell me. Call me and try to get money from me. And I'm the person that like, who's the weirdest person? You be my stepmom. Who's the like, be my stepmom. Really?

Yeah, that'd be fun. Because I didn't want my dad to know. Okay. I was like, hello. Ring ring, ring ring. Hello. Hey, hey.

Wait, give me some like character. Like, give me some. My stepmom, she's, she's, she's a little teeny, okay. She me some like character. Like, give me some. My stepmom. She's. Her name's she. She's a little. Jeannie. Okay. She lives out in Florida.

She's not. She's from Pennsylvania. She's a little southern, but she doesn't sound southern. Okay. Um, she like, uh, a chipper person. Is she mean? Is she somewhere in the middle? Okay.

Hello. Not bad. Hey, Jeannie. What's up? Hey, Andrew. Um, let's go do my mom. So what's going on? How's everything going down there? Um, things are good. What do you need? No, I was just seeing how Jake is going. How's Jake doing? Uh, Jake's good. He just got Jake. Jake. Yeah, your

son. Yes. And Jake's good. Yeah. And Jay. Yeah, Jay's good too. Cool. Yeah, Jake's Yeah, Jake's here. Do you want to talk to him? Hey Jake? No, no, I just want to talk to you for a minute. Oh, okay. Well, how are you, honey? I've been good house college college is good studying and everything and everything okay? Well, I don't want to I mean are you guys are you alone? It's going I mean I got you care but Are you okay? What I start with so I know this is embarrassing but I I spent like like $600 last night like gambling on blackjack and like and um

I don't have money to pay rent and I know it's I just I want to go to my day I want to go to dad, but I just I Don't know I just feel really comfortable and I was wondering if maybe you could didn't we have the same call yesterday Where did the money go that I gave you for rent yesterday? Now is this money gonna go to rent? I can't promise you the musical I'll buy you tickets to it. You know, I don't like aids Jeannie So not an attempted a joke that entire time and at the end it's just rapid fire like oh, we have this car yesterday

Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah, but what do you mean red you mean the musicals? No, I don't like AIDS Great association there guys. I was 11 minute build up to a random cutaway punchline. Yeah, brilliant. Kroes, what do you got for us today, buddy? Well, you know what, I actually have a little bit of improv too. My number four, they started talking about parenting. And then like, what would it be like to be a parent? What are those on your ears?

They're earrings. No, those things that you're wearing on your ears. What are those? Oh, these are headphones. What are they? They connect to the zoom here and then you can get sound. Why? Because the computer is talking inside my ears. Why? And maybe this is just me, but anyone who's that good at pretending to be five years old, that's a huge red flag, you know what I'm saying? Like that was a little too sharp for my tastes. My show summary is the number one, and my apologies to the entire human race for this one.

Wait, did you poop, though? Oh, yeah. Oh, so much. And then you're also bleeding. Yeah. Oh, sorry. So much and then you're also bleeding. Yeah Sorry, I wasn't even mad. I was so disappointed. Yeah, I was so disappointed in her This show was very disappointing And I seen her stand up and I think she's funny and this podcast sucked. They really try to force jokes

They're talking about I guess this guy went to college in New Orleans, but he was there before Katrina. So they're talking about the threat of the levee breaking. I remember we were at the dorm and people being like, you know, the levee, if it broke, the water would be up to the third floor here in our dorm. And it was like, you have a ride. Yeah, ride date, I'm doing bongrips,

fracking and blown into a gatorade can. What part of my bun would the water get to yeah because I need to fill it back up anyway it's fucking easier to hold my kegs because then I don't have to use my arms I just use the water from the levy just yeah it's much easier to do a kegs stand when you're like you know the way you do a handstand in water yeah much easier to do a handstand. That'll be sweet when the flits come. Wow. I'm not like pulling these things out and going, well, this one part, they kind of didn't land a joke at all.

Like, the entire show is this. It's an hour and 15 minutes a day of this. Of just never landing a joke. And it's funny because near the end of this, Nikki points out that this guy had a bomb And it's it's perplexing that you would do this and banana I've never played it but I've been given it as a gift so many times let's get to final thought I like Teddy grams Okay, so this one's a little long but it's from

Steve From the other part of the world. Steve O. I really loved just letting you say I love Teddy Graham's. I really do. It was almost like, I like turtles. It was this, we have to steal the audio from using I love Teddy Graham's

and the I like turtles guy. Nick, you're calling him off for bombing? You both of you just bob the entire show. This entire show is I like turtles. It's way more entertaining. it's way funnier, fly than anything they said on the show. Also, it's like, we spend five and a half hours a week saying random shit to no microphone.

How you just said a random thing? Yeah, good one. Okay. It's a lot of that stuff too. So you heard him say banana grams and he's like Teddy grams. So they just do this word association thing that's the opposite of funny or interesting in any way and I like you sad Jen it's disappointing. Yeah, they're comedians. Yeah

Uninspired comedians I've got a turkey for you here My number 10 so they had so this is one of those shows where they read the internet to you And they have a whole thing offbeat news stories one of them involved a fortune cookie Then they go to something else for two minutes, then they randomly come back to it real quick. Okay, that is, do fortune cookies, did he also,

did one of the balls say in bed? Does anyone get that joke? Oh, because you add in bad joke. Cause you always add in bad stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the cookies. The fuck is going on? Oh my God.

I don't even know what I'm listening to here. Now, I'm wondering if this show has a big follow. It's on I Heart Radio. So they have, you know, corporation behind them. And they're talking about they did this show earlier in the week, where they did like a true crime show for some reason, the Nicki murder podcast. I gave that one about 20 minutes because they kept saying we're going to review this podcast,

we're going to review this podcast and they never reviewed it. And then I skipped to the end and they're like, well, I guess you could have just listened to that because we just kind of repeated everything that they said. Oh, okay. That I missed this one. So apparently people weren't thrilled with that episode of their show. I imagine. It's a Niki laser murder podcast.

No, we're not doing that. Don't worry. Don't worry. Normal show. Normal show. Even though people liked it. Yeah. I would say positive to negative, probably around 35 positive to two negative.

Oh, okay. That's an underwhelming number of responses to something. 35 to two. I thought the same thing. I'm like, is this, is anyone listening to this show? I guess not. Well, that's, yeah. Well, and of the 20 minutes of the Tuesday show,

15 of it was spent on, well, this is going to be a weird show, because Noah's not here and Noah keeps everything together and Noah really keeps it together and she's just the best and if they just kept going on and on and on. So I listen to the next day and I swear to God for the first hour, this is the only thing that Noah says. It's number five and if you blink, you will miss it. Wait, so did you? We got a girlfriend.

You're very, you're very calm with the animal. Yeah, let's talk about it. Wait, so wait, did you? We got to know you're very, you're very calm with animal. Yeah, let's talk about it when we get back. It's wild. Canyon. Now, I give her points because like, he never stops talking. So he's kind of always mid sentence, but he's like mid sentence. So tell me, Nikki, you said he's like, we gotta go to break. And then like, that's the only thing they started playing music. Because if whoopie Goldberg was talking about the holocaust we're like, are we gonna cut this right now? No, no, hold that though, that's a good idea.

We'll come back to it. Put a pitted it real quick. So at the end of the show, there's a couple of different segments they have in the show. At the end is a thing called fan thracks. We're back in its time for fan thracks. The third. The third. The third. The third.

The third. Okay, let's get into it. No, play us some messages from our best. That's exactly. I'm like, if this was Patrick Micah, I'd make that's pretty low production. But it's not. It's the Mickey Glazer podcast on IHR media or radio,

whatever it is. All right, so listen to this fucking voicemail guys. They played two voicemails. These are curated. It's not like they're picking them up randomly. They decided that this was worth playing on the show. This is a good insight in the type of people who might be listening, you know, 37 people

who are listening to Mickey Glazer podcast. Hi, Noah, Nikki, and Andrew. I was just listening to the podcast where Noah was absent and Nikki and Andrew covered the murder podcast. I was scared just from you two describing the podcast. I can't listen to that type of podcast because it will ruin my week. Good for you, bro. But I appreciate you covering it and giving me some insight. And then at the end of the podcast, you talked about a story where you got a phone call

while your parents were out of the house. Yes. And it scared you so bad that you locked yourself in a room. Yes. Similar things happened when I was younger. People would call, and I would have to say my mom was in the shower when they were literally looking at her shopping in Walmart. I'm gonna pause real quick.

There is an ending to this. It doesn't see what there's going to be, but it does act. But anyways, one time we were playing a game where we were pretending that a clown would come out of the laundry room drain, and we scared ourselves so bad with the game that we had to lock ourselves in our parents' bathroom and when the parents got home they were like

what is going on here so I can totally relate to stories like that just hearing yourself so badly and I appreciate the recap of the murder podcast because I will never be listening to it. Thank, thank you. And tj tj tj tj tj. Jack Lantern. Jack Lantern. That's so good. Ali. Oh my gosh. All right.

So I assume that that was an adult who just made that phone call, right? Physically, mentally, mentally, certainly not. And Nikki loved this college. She's like, oh my gosh, you know, good for you. If you don't want to listen to murder podcasts, you don't, oh my gosh, good for you. If you don't want to listen to Murder Podcast, you don't have to. Good on you. And then Nikki explains, how to not be scared of the dark

when you are scared of the dark. Like, I just do a reset of like, what does this room look like during the day? And like, birds chirping. How is this different? The only difference is that there's no light in here, but like everything's the same. Like you just kind of kind of wanted to set,

like what did this room look like earlier this morning when I, or what it's gonna look like tomorrow morning, like because truly you know that whatever is going on is just a figment of your imagination and that really if you ever get murdered in your room, it's not gonna be when you think it's coming. I felt like this whole podcast put me into her brain. For children.

Yeah, well, who is this advice for? Right, and I don't wanna be in that brain. So this color calls in, who's completely irrational, and a lunate tech, and Nikki goes, that's awesome. Let me give you a pro tip, and how to not be afraid of the dark. Not be afraid of the dark. Not be afraid of the dark. Like you said, she could play five years old

a little bit too well out here. And then they talk about being afraid of the shower because remember the story was, clowns are gonna come out of the drain or something like that. I'm scared to take a shower now. Well, I've been afraid for a while. For other reasons.

Southern John too. Hygiene. In the drain. Hygiene. Hygiene. Is then, Jiren. Hi, Jean. Hi, Jiren. Is the clown same, Jean? Hi, Jean. I have a cousin, Jean.

He writes poems. They're terrible. Runs in the family. Didn't skip a generation. For a bottle bottle. It's like they're mining for comedy. I know that mining seems like a lot of fun and a joy, but it actually takes a really long time,

and there's very little reward to it. There's no reward for us. Oh, yeah. They're mining for comedy in a mountain that has zero comedy. If 1849 is over, you gotta go somewhere else to look for it. And then because of this very spectacular Tuesday show about murder. Maybe that is our thing is like we make murder podcasts palatable for people who are scared.

No, that's my thing. That's the creep off. It's my thing, Becky. You don't do that. You consider the creep off palatable? No, it's a big video out of it. Yeah, it's pretty good. All right, I want to get into the news segment real quick. Can I play the news intro? Yes number nine from this day was incredible, man Let's get to the news Oh, man, I hope you're having all the swells out there. It's Wednesday.

You know what that means, folks? It is Wednesday a day. Jack, don't you say, man, it's Jack, don't you say, man. Jack, don't you say, man, it's Jack, don't you say, man. I have an example from Thursday, shall. Wait, him and that straw over there. You heard it your first. Say you heard it your first.

You heard it your first, folks. It's Thursday. You know what that means, it's Thursday. We've had some technical difficulties, but we're still having all this swells. Because we have a day off today. Your boys playing golf and Nick, I I believe is getting a pedicure. What do you do? What are you wearing?

My golf clothes. It's gonna be hot out there, boy. Not at 70 degrees today. Oh, okay. Your boy checks. All right, a Brooklyn based engineer who created Wardle sells the brain teaser that has taken the world by storm to New York Times for a seven figure sub.

I'm trying to do the thing where you blow straw into your armpit. It makes a fart sound. I saw it on TikTok or I saw it on Reddit. That was on TikTok, but it didn't work. Oh. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this?

So this guy, obviously calling himself your boy, is embarrassing. And Nikki's not even paying attention. Of course. She's not even listening to him. Any time, Kroge likes to say, the TV shows you watch are not your personality. You shouldn't talk about it that much. People who watch TikTok videos and tell you all the shit they saw to TikTok video.

Oh yeah. Even more annoying, I would say. Half of the Wednesday show was done reading the internet to you. Oh God. All right, so this wordle story they're talking about. I guess they're both big fans of this game. Wordle. Like yesterday the words was spoiler alert for world. Go ahead 30 seconds on the podcast if you haven't played yesterday's puzzle, but actually

yesterday is over. It was moist. And that's funny. I don't think it's funny. Why is that funny? I don't agree with that. So they explain that wordles sold to the New York Times for seven figures. And this is very confusing to them because they're not accounts. How can they possibly know what that means? It's, but I heard he sold it for the low millions, low seven figures. Yeah. Which whenever someone says the seven figures, why don't you just say in the low?

Oh, I guess you can't there's no like they sold it for one to five million or like Figures because then I have to go one two three four five six. Oh, yeah, okay, it's so it's a million actually another you're saying that yeah I thought it was like $1 billion you thought he sold word oh for a billion years Yeah, but I didn't realize counting millions Yeah, because when you count figures, it's a little I totally agree with her on that Why because tell me something that's obviously not true Take a time Take a time. The man can't tell why. I'm horrible. I don't like to like.

And the show is just pissed off at the crew. I totally agree with you. I 100% agree with you. All right, so they talk about this seven figures thing. And the woman thought that meant a billion dollars because she's a moron. And then they turn this into a bit. This is a pretty good bit. No one says, oh, dude, I sold it for two figures.

Exactly. That is so funny. You have to do a bit about that. It's your big. You know when someone, but you just wrote the punchline. I know. No one, no one does that. You're so right.

I got to pack up. So, um, yeah, like, I just, I just, I just released an NFT. Oh my god. What are you talking about? It's going for like one to two figures. Oh my god. I got a pack up, so yeah, like I just release an NFT. It's going for like one to two figures. Oh my God. I don't think it's funny. What are they doing? Why is that a bit?

It's not a bit. Don't try that. Don't try that on stage. It's not a bit. And also, when should you just have that committed to memory, seven figures? Yeah. Oh yeah, this is not confusing to anyone.

Yeah, no of course, because it goes in threes. Yeah, I don't have it. That's not confusing. I have the count is zero. To anyone. And on the one I listened to, all of the new segments were like really offbeat stories. Like it was stuff I hadn't heard.

Like the lead story was about the lotto numbers in a fortune cookie, you know what I mean? And like, if I was gonna give him a great story, Mark. If I was gonna give him the tiniest bit of credit, like at least you're not talking about, like literally the same shit that every other podcast and tweet and article and everything else is talking about that day. Sorry, I brought up Luffy, alright? I apologize. Well, no, it sounds like not only are they doing that, but they're bringing less than nothing

to the conversation. Like, here's what everybody's talking about and we got nothing. Well, you know, the funniest thing is, now listen, I'm a business guy, I'm in marketing, so I want to show off my rapid knowledge about this stuff, but these people are morons. There are companies that made the same exact game, same graphics, everything about it, and you can play it unlimited, and no one's doing it.

No one I know. First to market, it's called, when that happens, too. What do you mean? First to market is like when. You stay true to that one. Yeah. No, that's not what first to market is. That's brand loyalty is what you're talking about.

But the funny thing is that they do this new segment, they got the intro for it, they're gonna go into it. They talk about wordle, and then they go, okay, we got to skip the rest of the news because we got to get into the fan thracks section. So there's one story about this game they like being sold to the New York Times. That's not a news segment.

You know, right? Well, it doesn't have to be at least two stories to be a news segment. It can't just be one thing. One would think. It's a news tidbit. Yeah, you don't need like a stinger for that. You know, you don't need a jingle for one story. That's it for the news tidbit. Yeah, you don't need like a stinger for that. You know, you don't need a jingle for one story.

That's it for the new. The answer's the new. I get it. I get poor jokes. All right, Krause, what is good about this show? Do you find anything that you enjoy? Yeah, my number 19 is a daily segment that's part of the show.

Final thought. I liked this video. Noah, can you play the one that I sent second, where it was, yeah, it was a TikTok and it said, hiding pregnancy tests under his waffles didn't expect his reaction. Oh well. And then they play the video and then they react to it. Like, they read the internet to you and then play the internet for you and then they play the video and then they react to it like they read the internet to you And then play the internet for you and then laugh and they go, huh? Wasn't that funny the thing that we just heard on the internet and then they ended the show also Can I just point out? Is there a video component to this? I think there is I think that they're on you to it Yeah, I don't know but

Tiktok is interesting because it's video it's a video platform It'd be like I've made it a podcast where I just talked to you about Instagram. You should see my Instagram feed right now. Well, this chick's hot. Wow, this chick's got big boot. Look at this skateboard trick. Whoa! Can you believe me?

I didn't clip any of it, but they had entire segments that were going through subreddits, video subreddits. Oh, no. And then describing what the top videos were. And I can't even imagine anything less interesting. Actually, I can. I can imagine something less interesting.

Number two is how they started off the Wednesday episode. And again, apologize to the entire human race for making lessons. Our audience is at that big, crushed, thank you. I, though. So. Honestly, I can see how you could be attracted to your parents because if they look like you and you think you're hot

They made you it's their common stuff in you There come in you Yeah, well, yeah, you are there. Yeah, where are their late common stuff? It is weird remember the very beginning of LaCou's talk of life where there come where the sperm or swimming do you remember that? Yeah, it's round round get around I get around round get around And they're like did a little Like tadpoles are swimming. Yeah, so this is at minute two. They're just going odd and odd and odd about procreation, the miracle of life, which then goes into a lengthy discussion about the 1990 classic film, Look who's talking, starring

John Travolta in Curst theality, of course, the vocal talents of Bruce Willis, who can forget. In almost editor Volta's career. We've been talking. Paul Fixin to bring it back from that. It's cliche because we talk about it almost every week. And practice. But like, you know, you know, sometimes you have a movie that good.

You just got to go. Number three is more talk about look who's talking. Because it was on TV. And I remember asking my dad what it was. And he was like, he had to be like, it's like, like, come. You know, I'm kidding. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Thank you, Alex Jones. Then they go to the zoo, and this shit was just fucking wild, man. Number six. They are the most prehistoric animal I've ever seen. If you look at a camel, legs, like just, it coming towards you, it is so dinosauric.

He's a stupid bastard. All right. Dinosauric is not a word. Any bird reptile fish is, I mean, usually are literally prehistoric now. Correct. Yeah. Any man's like an alligator, you might say. Looks prehistoric, but yeah.

And then here's more camera talk, but only to annoy Carl. You know what they look like? They look like the, not the human bird, the animal version of those things in Star Wars, those big white things. Do you know no? Oh, the ones that I know you're talking. Well, probably that was inspired by a camel.

Highly illogical. Ha ha ha ha ha. See, I'm gonna add Adam Stereg at water right here. Probably. No, I think he's talking about a taunt on. The white things that walk around. Come on. I don't know.

Wanna keep going with zoo shit? Let's do it. Number eight. And. All right. Do you think Giraffe's laugh about Giraffe laugh? Do you think Giraffe's? Giraffe's.

Do you think they laugh when there's like the guy in the herd or whatever who has like the biggest dick In the herd and then he's like you're not gonna be able to take all this dick and then the giraffe has like the longest neck ever And then like come on dude. I could take your dick like wait what like a giraffe could deep throw to another giraffe Wait like when you said take your tick, you met Blow. Yeah, like, yeah. No, I don't think the drafts took that. I do like that she just leaves them hanging for a long time.

Yeah, she's trying to say something funny. I mean, it doesn't land. Nothing ever fucking lands. It's not fun. But give him a break for a true trying to do something there. Yeah. I want to get back to TikTok real quick. Yes, please.

This is another video. Please. Unfortunately, Andrew's already seen the video. You know what reminds me of is that TikTok thing where she's like, where you go, what is it? It's the trick. Hold on, let me just think of it once again. I know we have no other lead.

Oh, how do you repeat? Tell me just think of it once again. I know we don't have a lot. Oh How do you? Repeat tell me what I'm spelling okay YES. Yes Okay, I know this one and they go yes. Yeah, yes, and then the person's like what yes? Yes And they're like laughing so hard. She's like EYES, he's like yes. It's such a cute tiktok look up the EYES, he's like, yes! It's such a cute TikTok. Look up the EYES. It's eyes, why the way? And it's eyes, the whole time it's eyes. But it's so funny.

I don't think it's funny. It's not funny. I don't think it's funny. What are they talking about? These are professional comedians, a television. Yeah. What's going on? And should they talk about, like, they just have to fill time.

And this is the problem with like morning shows. This is why podcasts are better than radio shows, because they don't have to exist to fill time. Ideally, ideally, the bloatonic ideal of a podcast is way better than a radio show. But yeah, here we are. Yeah, here we are. Yesterday on set, though, I did see a guy going under a ladder

a bunch to like get through a shot. You know what I mean? Like, walk through. Yeah, how do you feel about those things? Super physical ladder a bunch to like get through a shot. You know what I mean like walk through. Yeah, how do you feel about those things? Super physical. And I was like, oh my god, open on umbrella to go under or something like hit two bad luck things at once. Oh, well, hit on umbrella on inside. No.

Oh, wait, it was outside. So never mind that wouldn't have done it. Bring a black cat. Have a black cat. Go with you under. Oh, you mean too negative. Two cancel out. Got you. Break a mirror. Step on a crack underneath an el- uh, go with you. Oh, you mean too negative. Too cancel out. Break a mirror.

Step on a crack underneath a ladder. Yes. Let's do that. You fucking comes up with these things. But I'm not going to lie to you. You're right, it would be exhausting dating me. I'm just going to say it's exhausting listening to you. It's exhausting listening to your podcast.

What's greater these to win? I don't know. Why do they think they should do a daily show? They have nothing to talk about. Yeah. It's everyday. That's the problem with this is if think they should do a daily show? They have nothing to talk about. Yeah. It's everyday. That's the problem with this is if I had to do a show everyday, I might bring up something I saw on the internet earlier

that day because what else are you gonna talk about? Yeah, yeah. There I was, you're not prepping for this show. There I was, you're just sitting down and going, all right, let's just start talking to each other and see what happens. Yeah. And I don't have any examples of this because they were long

and boring and meadering, but like She's doing a movie shoot and then he's up to something so like they're not open where they're like hiding in the apartment and trying to Broke us. No, it's open They're like working actors and like telling you about their day. So it's like at least there's some sort of hook there But it's still it wasn't interesting or entertaining or whatever. Oh, let me play some more examples of conversations that I can't believe they exist in the world. But wait, did we did this on the podcast before of how bad I am at exhaling or no inhaling? Inhaling. I have no inhale.

Yeah. But my exhale is like fucking strong as shit. Yeah. I still don't understand what's going on there. It's really mind boggling. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. And I'm the opposite. What?

Who's bad at either inhaling or exhaling? Well, if you're bad at one of them, you can be bad. Yeah. Yeah. How are you stuttering? This is like, Nicky should do a show with Bert Kreischer.

Because those two could get together and be like, oh, let's do that. Let's both inhale and exhale. Well, for the next 10 that let's both inhale and exhale well for the next 10 minutes it's gonna go viral for the next 10 minutes let's inhale and then exhale and then inhale again and then exhale and someone grabbed peanut butter you dude you laugh but I will be playing that clip verbatim in their voices at the worst of the year show uh and then the advertising during the show. Oh, to see your children's eyes to see the true magic of a forest. It's a storybook world for them. You look and see a tree. They see the wrinkled face of a wizard with arms outstretched to the sky.

They see treasure and pebbles. They see a windy path that could lead to adventure. And they see you. Their fearless guide is this fascinating world. Find a forest near you and start exploring at discovertheforest.org. Brought to you by the United States Forest Service and the Ad Council. Why is there an ad for trees? Who's advertising trees?

Where's all this tree body coming from? Let me look up that website real quick, honey. I want to find out how we can see a wizard. You see a wizard? I see a wizard's sleeve. I want to say this is like targeted where they're like oh you enjoy this type of comedy. Please get the fuck outside. Yeah.

Go breed some real oxygen. There's other things going on in the world. That's around a little bit. Some of those brain cells might like kick back in. So I played a similar ad for Forrest when I was on the Drew and Mike show because it was a podcast I was listening to that had this advertisement in it. And that inspired Brandon to put together ads for other things. Oh nice.

What's up in those clouds? Probably tiny water droplets and ice crystals. I once saw a cloud that looked like boobs. And clouds near you. I discovered clouds, that cloud. So today's show is brought to you by Clouds. All right, here's another example. Well, what was that website?

Yeah, I love NewT after a cloud. It's at the show now. cloud.gov. So this is another example of Nikki saying the opposite of what would be funny or clever and Andrew just like losing his mind over it. What would you do in a fight? I'd love to see you in a fight, like a fist fight.

Put my fist, try to put my fist through their face. Oh. Woo. Pond is fucking pond. What's the cavity behind that? What would you do in a fight a fight? I'd probably punch someone in the fight. Yeah good one Pretty good joke. Oh still can I point out their fans are called besties. We haven't even brought this up yet They refer to their listeners as besties Fucking this is this entire segment is credo the week right now. I love you. It is it's so bad

It's so bad and they think that things are funny, that aren't funny. One of my favorite things my mom does, and I love it more than anything is anytime she burps. Literally, it is literally like saying God bless you after someone sneezes. Like it's just automatic. It's like when someone hits a foul ball and you, I don't know, come down, I don't know.

Come down, Namba. Like it's like, you can't help it. It's just what you do. Never heard anyone do that. She burps and she'll go like, can you burp on command? Yeah, easily. Do it.

Nicky. So do it again. So the pretend is. EJ, she'll blame it on someone else. Yeah, she'll go right away. It's so funny. It's funny. Why don't think it's funny?

I like to teach this show. He's making a lot of sense to it for some reason. All right, so let's talk about more things that their hilarious moms are up to. And another one my mom does all the time is tell me I have something in my teeth. Oh, Nikki, you have something in your teeth there. I like it there. It just immediately makes it you feel stupid about it. But she's not doing it to do that.

It's just, my mom's really funny. All right, let's get to the news. What, has your mom ever farted in front of you? Yeah, but we, it's not something she likes to do. My mom's going to farted one time in front of all of us. Oh my God. And she goes, I lived alone too long. It's great.

Your mom is hilarious. That's hilarious. Oh my God, that's so sad. So if that's what they think is hilarious, someone farting around someone else, and I can see why they think this is a good podcast. Yeah. Right?

Oh, let me just put words together. That was amazing. Did you guys hear that? Everyone hear that? I don't think it's funny. Thank you. They also make a lot of awful noises. My number 13 is just a piece of that.

Hey, we're gonna hear the most annoying sound in the world. There was no feedback. I was like, that's a feedback sound. I thought that was a two-can. Oh God, I hate that sound. I had to hear the worst sound. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. Sounds like a knife on a chalkboard.

Knife on a chalkboard. Yeah, I don't think that's what that is. Sorry. I didn't mean that. Sounds like a knife on a chalkboard. Nice on a chalkboard. Yeah, I don't think that's what that is. Love that shit. I have to say, I used to host a show called The Peapod and it sounded better than this show. Sounds. I might start nails on a chalkboard. I might start that podcast.

Do you think people would listen to it? I wouldn't. I mean, you can let's do a sped up though. I mean, you can do it. You got to act. Let's do it, do it, do it, speed. I think, you can let's do a sped up though. I mean, you better. Two X. Let's do it, two X-mead. I think like a fish to water. You can bring people over there.

I think so too. Thank you so much. Here's a two for her. This guy believes in me. That's right. That's right. You go Carl, you can do it. I can do it.

Don't listen to literally everyone out. I gotta separate the internet. It turns out I suck. All right. All right. My note. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm out I suck. All right. All right. My number 11 and I'm not even kidding. They get into addiction and they talk about gambling. They talk about heroin. They talk about alcohol.

And they also talk about frozen yogurt. That's so this is gonna get serious. It's gonna be okay. Yeah. I don't mean to bring it down so much, but let's go there. Listener discretion, is it? Yeah. Most people keep their addictions hidden away from people, because it's the depths of it is so shameful. And I bet you anything as someone who used to be addicted to things,

I used to go, only, I used to only eat frozen yogurt. I think Caldora has seven or eleven. Well, I used to go to, I used to only eat frozen yogurt. Like only this low calender, that's heaven eleven. Well I used to go to different frozen yogurts. Well she could really fucking relate. Her and Arty Lake, you'd have a conversation. Well, but here's the thing, the thing about addiction and you know Carl Pruss, who's a christmas, you guys, it has consequences man.

It has fucking consequences. Sure. And this isn't a contest, you know what I mean? We're not like competing. Who's got the sob story. I mean, I'm not called myself. I've been to some places. But number 12, the consequences of a yogurt addiction are like, they're heavy, dude.

This is something I hear about all the time. Because you think it's unique because you figure out ways. And I bet you anything people who are gambling addicts, they also do the same thing where you don't wanna go back when these people, you wait like six hours, so the person's shift has ended and it's a new group of people that aren't gonna judge you for being there twice in a day.

I ruined relationships, I wasted years in my life, I embarrassed myself in front of family and friends. She didn't want it somebody to see her get yoga twice in one day. It reminds me a little bit of Bob's Saga's character. Yeah, you know, I used to suck dick for cold. Yeah, it was sucked dick for frozen yogurt. Don't answer that.

I actually don't want to know. Thank you for dying when I was talking about. All right, what else you got in here, crush? So at one point, Nikki has to leave real quick and it's up to the other two hosts to cover and boy, oh boy You want to hear some fucking lightning at a bottle? No, my number 15 I Have to pause really quick because I am gonna have explosive balcony Anyways, no, I'm we might be able to hear it

So anyways, no, I'm we might be able to hear it Or even psych folks No Well, Nick is really fast in the bathroom especially if it's explosive maybe we do you click I'm a quick pooper. Are you a quick pooper? no Fastening That would sideways quick and they call it balcony for some reason, which whatever. Who knows. It's actually a very quick boot break.

I'm sure you're all very happy to know. Oh, good. Then they come back and they do my favorite fucking thing. Well, one of my many favorite things, my favorite. They're all my favorites. Both my favorite. Middle-aged people talking about their medical fucking problems. Number 16.

And I'm going to play this clip. I'm sorry. I just want to point out if you do have to take a shit during your podcast, it's very easy. You just hit this. No one will complain about that. My I have had kettlebell tits. I have had, congratulations. Oh my God, I have had a migraine that started last night that I thought was due to dust in my contact lenses. And now, and then I just thought I had to poop so bad, which I did, but at the same time, when I went to wipe, I'm like, oh, no, I'm shitting, and then it was just, I started my period.

It's such a... Yo! God, is that what they were talking about before? Oh no, I'm shitting and then it was just, I started my period, it's such a... Oh! God, is that what they were talking about before? Ah, man, glad I tuned in today. Ah, oh, Jesus Christ. And then we get into some medical advice. Okay. Like, you know, look, I'm not trying to like

fucking walk the line here, but, you know, placebo effect is very real. Understanding psychosomatic illnesses is very real. Psychomatic pain things like that and science today doesn't understand this. So I'm not saying this is like totally wacky, but number 17 is totally fucking wack. That's why that pain book the healing back pain is so good because when you know that your back pain is coming from your mental anguish, you don't have to heal the mental anguish does not have to heal. Just knowing the source makes it go away.

You don't have to heal your trauma. You just have to know that the trauma exists and then bam, magical healing. It sounds fucking great, doesn't it? I own this book. It's awesome. Howard's certain you used to talk about this book. Be sure to.

All the time. He was really good to have. He sure did. And as someone who injured my back a few years ago, moving Carl's Amplifier, holy fuck, it's happy. It's happy. Yeah. Whoa.

Love you, Leo Fender, but Jesus Christ, bro. Seriously. Uh, yeah, go fuck yourself, dude. Just understand that some trauma happened. Yeah, I was fucking there for the trauma. It doesn't fucking understand. And this is my last one I got number 18. I don't think these guys are very bright.

My grandpa loved classical. He did. I mean, that's all he would listen to and I'd be like, what the fuck, dude? And now when I get it, he just was tired of words. You would just go to your grandpa and go, what the fuck, dude? Yeah. He fucking loved when I kept it real Oh my god, you fucking really putting on fucking Chotsky again or whatever? I know the what I know the composer you're thinking I don't I don't know you will just got chocolate Chopin yeah, so what you're thinking of it as like a T T. S. I cop the age God holy shit Noah run for your life Ron. There's still a chance like I

All right, these guys are fucking idiots. Yeah, I agree Nikki Glazer you should not be doing a daily show. I'm sure she could pull something off but And then I was watching a little bit of the YouTube video with her and Andrew Glaser, you should not be doing a daily show. I'm sure she could pull something off, but and then I was watching a little bit of the YouTube video with her and Andrew doing a show. The one that I listen to isn't out yet, but she's not even like trying to look attractive anymore, which is a odd choice. I would think for an unfoddy person. You want him something going for you? All right, let's get into the next segment of our show, which is of course. CRINGE OF THE WEEK.

CRINGE OF THE WEEK. CRINGE OF THE WEEK. And this week I have a podcast that Adam Thoreau sent into us. And he just called Potato Cast. Season two is Gearing Up. Did you know that this episode marks season 2 of Potato Cast? That's right, new year, new season of Potato Cast. In this episode, I'll cover some potato media highlights because who doesn't love positive

potato content, recent retail sales, food service menu trends, and an update on how potatoes are doing internationally. So, let's get into it. I know what you're thinking producer Crasks because you were like, oh sweet, yeah, I fucking finally. I know, I need some info on potatoes, but could it be just a podcast? Could that give you enough information on potatoes? I don't think so. If you're feeling like you need more Spud Love, you can join Tater Chat, a new community of potato lovers on Facebook

Where friends can share potato jokes, potato memes, potato recipes, and anything potato related that sparks joy I'll add a link to the group on this episode's page What the fuck? I like sweet potatoes. Get the fuck out of here! Because those are potatoes You're blocked So that's shocking. There's a potato cast.

Another cringe of the week and our friend Tucker Dixon clipped the creep off. The other show that I held my buddy, Vinnie. Now Vinnie was telling a story about this guy who takes photos and videos of himself having sex all the time and then shares them with people and he didn't want to say who it was because he didn't want to out this person. So he had me turn off my microphone so he could tell me during the show, then he walked

around, got back on his mic and immediately something guys named. It's bad and it's like a joke like all of us like, hey, you see, it's deck, yeah, who has him? Is he showing you his phone? You just said his name who? You know you may turn off my microphone that went over there just yelled his name in tears. That's not that's how it is Waiting a second. I'm genius. I played the wrong one though Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why don't think it's funny? What the fuck am I doing right now? Oh, I grabbed the wrong one. Oh, here it is.

Nope, this probably isn't it either. Never mind. When do we get to the fireworks factory? Sorry, Tucker. I dropped the ball. I dropped the ball out of your punchline. It's on uh, uh, Gary page three. All right. Oh, really funny thing happened to Michael Rappaport this week. Front of the show, Michael Rappaport. Now, what he's been

famous for lately is walking into his local CVS and yelling at people from a distance who are stealing from it. And uh And so I guess he's like in New York City just yelling into his phone all day long. And people are getting a little bit annoyed with that. So someone hit him with a snowball. You know this whole crap with this cancel culture and the... Shut up! Shit! Shut the fuck up!

Nobody wants to hear it! You've been talking all fucking weed. You can't what you have to say, just stop fucking. You got me right in my fucking head, asshole. Damn it. The video's amazing. Wow. The snow hits the brain in the head,

but also Rikishie's into his phone, so it just becomes a white cow. And then he's like, what the fuck just happened? It's fantastic. I love that. Yeah, yeah, I thought you guys would. New York is back. Yeah, I thought you guys would. New York is back, baby. I thought you guys would enjoy that.

Now, last week on the show, I announced that we have a Stuttering John parody song, Contest. All right. That's running and we have some submissions. Yay! Hey! Hey! Woo! Good key!

Yeah! Is this guy a freaking moron or what? All right, starting with Cardiff Electrix submission for us here. Hey, haters, if you ever wondered, wondered whatever became of John. White supremacist asshole. He's living on the air in Rochester. Really dickhead? Rochester, W-A-T-B.

What a fucking third. Hey, pal, dot me. So Slash John Melinda's ink. All right, I get it. Boy, that was something. I get it. All right. How about you like the Beatles, Kroge? I've been known to spin a platter or two. I'm a loser. I'm a loser. And I'm exactly what I appear to be. I'm always drunk and I hydrate with cuckoo cuckoos. I have bacteria under my nails because my hygiene is pop-up-a-poor.

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very soon, lawsuit is coming down the pike. Oh, bravo. Very well done. I like that one. Ray from North Carolina sent in, I'm a loser. Nicely done. All right, and then and then batch and snatch as a rhyme is so bad. Oh, yeah, like that.

That's really disgusting. And then another submission here and this one was on the subreddit, the dabble is an out of the subreddit from Roach with the badge. This is just a deviler. ["The Devil's Love"] I'm kinda like an old lady. Oh, yeah. ["The Devil's Love"]

I'm just a devil. And everywhere I go, people know the lies I'm telling. Amy Super Jets, my apartment might have rats. That's why they're spraying. There were glory days, but my youth has passed away. What would they say about me? When the end comes I know I was just a devil or... Life goes on without me.

I'm just a devilolo and everywhere I go Which is really just a big big problem I will go to the place if you boss my balls I wanna fight Sure but I do stand up There were glory days but the pelicans flown away What would they say about me? Wendy and Cums, I know I was just a dabble-er. My wife goes on without me, cuckos!

Nobody cares for me, not even howl and hole. They all left, Royce. The cool way I Royce. Come back, Royce. Somebody can be super jacked if any local with a badge. Chicken Street, the sticky street. Ma, ma in the chat. It's a jack. We're thinking on the toe, toe, toe, in the chat, it's rejects.

We're thinking on the dope, the dope art. Gonna be in Washington, he, and he, he, now. Sooner than I, sooner than I figure out how Congress works. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'll keep buck, I'm sorry. Please come back. I'm really dumb. There's no bloody left. I'm run everyone along. I'm a good guy. Oh, why God, don't you get my misery? Ha ha ha ha. Mama, Mama, he is living in a great life. And I'm happy with Cowabats, living in a storage unit.

Doesn't Howard remember the time I made him laugh? Was Dorne Clinton's first turn? Why is no one said that so. But very well done. Wow. Probably keep the submissions coming because the winner will win merchandise and other prizes. So keep those coming in. We're going to do this for probably a

couple more weeks. Yeah, that's some stiff competition. That's some. That's some really good stuff. It still makes me laugh every time Andy's reaction to what he looks like. Now he's like starting to do a monster. Yeah, it makes me laugh so hard, because I'm so sincere. But I don't think it's from the drinking. I think it's metapause. Just chat looks like he's post-metapause at this point.

I think at least one of his organs is shut down. I just can't figure out which one. Which one? Which one? Which one's stop working? Yeah. In today's Dabler News, Stuttering John is that he is following the lead of other husbands and wannabes such as Neil Young and Joni Mitchell and is removing his podcast from Spotify. He is quoted as stating a two-stand in solidarity with them and have removed my stream from Spotify and protest of Joe Rogan's misinformation and utter lies about COVID that has probably caused many unnecessary deaths in this country. While Spotify has not yet commented on the situation, experts believe they do not give

a single ship. We will keep you updated on any changes in this story. Reporting live from Dabler's Anonymous, I'm Joe, Dabler 100 News. That is from Joe Gotta Reddit in the, uh, Dabler's subreddit. So John tweeted out the insolidarity was nearly young and Joni Mitchell. He's saying this about Spotify and that's already hilarious. Obviously the comments that people wrote underneath that.

That whole thread is so fucking funny. Drew Lane was going through all of them on his show this past week and When people want to go check to see what was going on all of his stuff is still there So someone someone called about it. Yeah, you're looking at it right now. Well I hate to be the the bear of bad news the podcast is not on here, but his amazing artist feed is. And the best part is someone took a screen grab of that and said four monthly listeners. Yeah, it's how many people, and one of them's John.

It's not great. It's not great. But so someone called him out and he wrote back to them, he's like, I told them no new content. I won't be putting any new content. And so right before we started the show, Anthony Kumi just sent me a note. So this is a tweet that John just put out.

I have emailed at Spotify requesting that they remove all of my content because of at Joe Rogan's dangerous anti-vaxxer rhetoric, but it still remains up there. Again, at Spotify, Revove the Zulf caps and spelled wrong. Revove both my podcasts and my music from your platform. Now!

Ooh. I removed my podcast from being there. Oh no, I removed any future podcasts from being there. I can't fucking believe this guy. Isn't embarrassed. Wouldn't you be so embarrassed if you posted something that stupid, like, yeah, just like Neil Young. I'm also gonna take away my amazing content from you. I think Jen you're not Neil young. What are you doing? One of the one of the he has a lot of things he's not self-aware about

but he doesn't know how like bad his whole internet tough guy thing comes off like he did that whole show where he was yelling at the cable like he did that whole show where he was yowling at the cable, uh, Custon Service Representative. And it's like, I know you think you look like a bad-ass, but everyone watching thinks you're like, cringe-worthy and awful and like, just not good. You already made it. Look at Dick, yeah. And it's like a bad person.

Yeah, it's not good. You're not showing aside of yourself that's fantastic here. Yeah, it's, uh, fucking hilarious. I love this guy. Yeah. All right, so the big news from this last weekend was a $200 Super Chat.

Whoa. Yeah, and thank you, Snakefinger, and oh my God. This is the biggest Super Chat ever. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha $100 Glenn, how can government take? All right, so then she's got a question for his guest down there. $200 and he's all excited about it. And then after his guest sleeve, he's reading the chat. Shorty one, John, she donated accidentally. Should he need to get that much over? Is that true?

I didn't know that. Well, I, I used to worry about that. But anyway, guys, because a lot of you have donated $200 to, you know, over the years, but one shot that was amazing. I've never seen that again, man. All right. Yeah. So I guess it was accidental. And of course, John doesn't want to believe that. So he did his show and then he goes on beer on the balcony immediately after that. And this woman, Carleen, is still in the chat. And she's kind of upset about it.

She was telling everybody she's like, I need that money. Like, that's a lot of money the chat and she's kind of upset about it. She was telling everybody, she's like, I need that money. Like, that's a lot of money to her and she needs it for rent and stuff. Carleen Martin, sorry that you misdonated. I think you could, I think you could reverse it like in the first five minutes or something or the first couple of hours. I'm pretty sure, Carleen. But if not, I'll, you know, as soon as I get the, they'll take probably $60 up,

it's so then I'll send you the rest. How fucking funny is that? This is his solution to this problem, is that as soon as he gets that money, he has to wait till he gets the money. He'll give her back a portion of it. Hey, Carl, I found your wallet, but it's empty. I don't know how that happened.

It's so crazy. Carl, Lee Martin, there's got to be a way you could just cancel the charge. This sweet, sweet woman tried to give me a super chat on my last show. And it was for $199.99. And I was like, and I was taking it back by it. And then it turned out that that it was a mistake, you know, like she only meant to give like $199. Something happened. So I don't know how to do that. You know, I don't get paid and I don't get paid from YouTube till the 21st So I don't even know but I mean I told that I would send Now she say she doesn't use PayPal

Well, like I said Carly and I'll send you to 140 Because they because they take 30% out of it Steve. I I don't even get that. I don't try to rape my fans, not that I have any. That's Steve Crillo. No, no, no, it's not me. I know there's a Patreon thing and I don't, I just feel awkward, you know, I haven't done my show in a while because I've been working a lot. Yeah. I told you and I don't know. I don't know, but you know, that but you know, that's not the right terminology. I don't choose to rape my fam. I'm not raped.

It's called a joke, bro. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Great joke. Well, I've got a great joke, but John is so sensitive. And do you remember when he was going on and on about how he doesn't need money, doesn't care about money, people who want money or assholes, money's out of problem for him. Well, when he's not chowing down a baloney every day,

there's a mansion living millionaire, why doesn't he just shoot or come out of boxing? I don't worry about that. I mean, he could just give her the $200. I know. I know. One of his two benches would surely cover that. He would think so, yeah.

That was a said, he was taken aback by it, but he had just said that it happens all the time. He gets 200 bucks. Wow, he goes, whoa, $200. I'm used to that. Yeah. That's part for the course, $200 donation.

I'm very likable. But anyway, so now I don't know how, I'm pretty sure if she contacts YouTube, Del reverse to charges. Um, Carly Martin, I can see the page on YouTube for refund. Kinky Streets, can you get in touch with Carly Martin and make that happen? Cause that's the last thing I would ever want to see happen to anybody. Believe it or not, Quirlo, I have a heart.

No, I know you have a heart, Johnny Mel. And you used to tell me I was like your big brother. Segway that, and what an amazing versity is. Only job could do that. I promise there's an Edmund Dashboard, and he is one click away from refunding that instantly. I promise. I don't know that, but I guarantee it's fucking there.

He could solve this instantly, but he's have to like open a menu and click something. Well, I mean, maybe Betty loco or kinky streets can find it for them. So they can figure that out. This poor person is freaking out by the way. I know and she's freaking out about giving $200 to John, which I wouldn't be able to sleep and hide if I gave him 200 bucks. Yeah, really? Even though Dr. Steve was going to give him like $1400, I think.

That's like show. That's a lot of baloney launches. We made a money though at that Dr. Steve was gonna get like 14 on today, I think that's a lot of baloney launches. We made a money though, that Dr. Steve. He sure is. So he has Steve Guerillo on his beer on the balcony show. And Guerillo is a guy who worked on the Horde Stern show with John, and tell they know each other. And what I love about the dynamic between the two of them is Guerillo's the one guy that John shits all over

all the time like he's better than Guerillo. one guy that John shits all over all the time like he's better than Grillo. And I'm not saying Grillo is all that talented or interesting, but John is that better than him. That I know for a fact. Okay, not only does Grillo work, yes. And pay rent and shit. Right.

Grillo works in like New York City restaurants. I would pay money to see a reality show where John tries to do two weeks in a New York City restaurant. Just show up on time. Do an any job. I don't think you'd be able to do that. I don't think you could mop the fucking floor.

I don't think so. I really don't. Yeah, and also, when grill comes on, he's in a soundproof area. He's got his headphones on, he's got a microphone. Like you can tell he knows how to do this. So, John, there's not to do any of that. This is a great way to bring on your guest when you explain that you tried to get a ton

of other people out of your show and they all turned you down. And then you bring out your guest. Now I did try to get Bobby Brown on today, the cherry pie girl who was also comedian. I had her on my show once before. I did try to get Modi, one of my favorite Stuttering John and friends comedy tour mates. And I did call Adam Hunter couldn't get a hold of him and I did Instagram, he's harming us in another comic, but I had no luck. But I was talking to this gentleman the other day and he was telling me a funny story.

I can't remember it, but I said, come on. How are you Steve? I saw it, buddy. Good to see you, pal. Good to see you. He invited some guy who just told him a funny story. He's like, I don't have anyone out. I got gorilla.

All right. I'm saying it all smugly. Yeah, I know. What's it's a save and poor gorilla. I mean, this is a waste of even gorilla's time to be on beer on the balcony. Nobody's watching this shit. Andy has to talk to John.

Well, guess what they talk about? You'll be shocked to know that John wants to talk about the trolls. Gold, you get trolls. How many trolls do you have, grow up? All right, so this is John talking about how he has outsmarted the trolls. We've heard this before, but it never gets old.

It is a brand new Mercedes and I own it. Oh, I'll look at another troll. Hey, hey, you know, here's the funny thing I know the trolls name. I have three trolls, but they like go on the different names. But I know who they are because I know how they write, you know, and it is so funny because I know who they are, but they don't know that I know who they are. But and I know who they are, because I actually got a forensic private investigator. I got a guy who goes by algorithms. And is able to tell me their exact names where they're from.

You know, all this shit. So I know what name this person is. It's algorithmic. It's so funny to me, but they keep trying. I know what name this person is. Stuttering Sherlock is on the cake. Crush, I know that you work at a gas station. Yeah, so I do.

Can you use algorithms to figure out the exact date of somebody? Well, is that how they work? I just want to let you know, I am actually an algorithmic forensic account. Okay. And for $200, I will tell you the name that they are. Okay. I'll give you my PayPal after the show.

Perfect. I'll, you can super chat me later. So to what end is John Fickie that he's going to go over on these people? He's like, yep, that's their screen name, not the real name. Yeah, I know. I have to know that Yeah, I know. I have to know that too, you dummy. First of all, that person is paying for my Patreon because this is for all only Patreon and YouTube. I'm going to pause it real quick.

When he does his beer on the balcony, he's so stupid that you can watch it live regardless of whether you're a subscriber or not, because he does not know how to put it on just for subscribers. So tons of people go on there and troll him, because he does this like three o'clock on Saturday or something like that. So tons of people go on there and troll him and he thinks like, oh yeah, I'm getting over it because you guys have to subscribe. Now, they have to give an email. That email can be traced. Yeah. So I know which ones are the trolls.

They're so stupid, they don't understand that. They're stupid. John, do you know how easy this is to have an email address? Do you have any email addresses I have? I've dozens of email addresses. It's not a difficult thing to do. I know who they are because of the neighbors of the email address.

Look at this, this guy's an asshole a Gmail look I I don't want a boast, but I can get you an email for free Come to me after the show. I can help you out. I know guy You fucking sick of him. Oh come on. It's not fair We have so much she got to today that I don't want to do too much Stuttering John and I don't want to do too much Outtering, John. And I don't want to do too much OP either, but I do have to address something that happened this week. Babble, babble, babble.

Oh, the man, oh, the man. Oh, the man, oh, the man. Oh, the man, oh, the man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ready to go. So there was someone's like, Oh, be you're not funny. He's like, I can prove that I'm funny. What you're about to hear is Opie sitting there in his, the building in Manhattan that's overlooking the Hudson and it's beautiful view, 500 feet in the air, and he's disheveled and it looks like a homeless man. And people are trolling him. So he decides to play a video from when he was hosting the Opean Jim Show or Jim and Opey Show,

whatever that was with Jim Norton. And they had Don Jr. on the show. And this is going back to like 2016. So Donald Trump was running for president. Hey Lord, guess what I'm gonna do for you here? Lord, find into that old gag. I find it so easy to be funny that it pisses people off. Not only is he funny, he finds it easy to be funny and people are annoyed without easy

it is for OP to be funny. I'm so good at this. It causes jealousy around me all the time. So you're right. Imagine OP trying to be funny. All right. How about I just do this? Be honest with yourself, sir. You tell me this is not funny loser. How many fun goes going to. Okay. The other thing I want to set up on this that's important

is that. So you got Donald Trump Jr. on there as the guest on the show. You have Jim Norton and the next to Jim Norton is Vic Henley. Now, Vic Henley is obviously looking to please. He wants to get on a show regularly with OP. So you'll notice that his reaction is a little over the top. Jim does not even smile. I'm gonna go, she's about the pop. She's doing two, three weeks. So, yeah, that's why she's off the trail for the moment.

She's so hot, bro. Wow. It's just went down to the first. I was thinking it is walking into the lion's den. But, uh, wow, there's something wrong with saying your sister's hot. Yes. Yes. When you say it like that.

Look at the time. Yeah. Face. Hey, Mark. Face, an example. He literally puts his hand up to the camera and goes, face, like, oh, don't you feel dumb now? Oh, my God.

I just played that clip for you. You really did? You really did. Oh, my God. I'm going to put my hair in there. There's hundreds of others, sir. I hope it was worth it because guess what, guess what's happening now? Good luck.

Good bye, sir. You're brilliant. Thank you. That's what's so stupid. Obviously, some of that's incredibly insecure as far as their comedy skills go and that they had to start this garbage that I'm not funny. Was I the funniest person in the room every once in a while? I would have to say yes, but in general, no, but I certainly got

I certainly got my funny in. So some asshole out there had to start some weird shit that I'm not funny. Get the that's that's insecurity on their part. Oh, really? Easily another hundred examples of that online easily. Who could you find them all for us? I hope you'd play them on your show to prove how funny you are. Okay. Honest question for you guys. What's Saturn? Okay.

Okay. I made Vic Henley laugh five years ago, or I made Howard Stern laugh 22 years ago. You're right. Which one of those things was Saturn? You're right. It's the same thing. Holy shit, look at this time, when I made somebody laugh, it's something,

and that's just an awkward laugh. It's not funny. You could tell Don Jr. that his sister's hot. It's not like a good joke, it's not witty. I get the feeling he didn't work very hard on that. Yeah, and the only funny thing was when Jim Norton goes, yeah, he says the same thing about his own sister. Now that was actually kind of like saved it a little

bit, but. All right. So of course, and anyone who watches the Anthony Kumis show saw that when they were breaking that down. And I know I've been playing a lot lately, but he's been talking about. Oh, it's a lot of fun. The next day, he decides that he's gonna talk about OP is sticking up for Joe Rogan. All right, OP has come out and put it on record that he's on Joe Rogan's side in this hole. Do I have to explain what this is? Everyone knows what this is, right?

Just plug, just plug. All right, so it starts off with Anthony doing the face thing from that video that we just played, but then he's actually talking about this idea that Opie is supporting Joe Rogan. I know how to bring the funny. Oh, face. The poster. The poor poster.

I hear the poster today, or maybe yesterday, I don't know what it was, but there's a video of him supporting Joe Rogan. Now, I talked to Joe on almost a daily basis. And, and he was ready to quit. I, I heard up till yesterday, he tells me he goes, Anthony, I don't know what the fuck to do. I, like the president is talking about me. I put out this amazing statement on social media about what I do and the White House still today, there's a headline, White House wants more done about Joe Rogan's show in Spotify.

I go, Joe, Joe, settle down. Let me, let me tell you what I just watched. Greg O.P. Hughes supports you. Now I heard I believe it was the phone dropping like the phone fell. I heard I go Joe Joe. Joe Rogan Joe Rogan. Are you okay? And he goes I dropped my phone. I Anthony, with that kind of support, how can I fucking leave? Thank you. Everyone's some way into the show, Rogan, that you don't matter. I promise you, you don't matter when you truck it away

and I'll let you, I thought that was brilliant. So I wanted to play that on the show. Stealing content, go to compoundmedia.com and subscribe, very fun stuff going on over there in that compound media.com and subscribe. Very fun stuff going on over there in that compound media. Now, I happen to notice that Patrick Michael clips ended up in a zip folder that was sent to me this morning. Crazy how that works out.

From Mr. Croge. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. So I listen to this episode too, the latest briefcase. Yeah, where it's more rehashing the fact that it's everything you've all heard before. It's everything you've all heard before. It's all clips, but a lot of them just like we've played this a thousand times on here.

It's nothing new to talk about it saves a lot. There were, yeah, there were a few little nuggets I grabbed that I just thought were interesting. Sure. But again, podcast is not for him. this ain't just just oh my god and dude some of these clips I reduced by like 30 40% without speeding them up just by visually just grabbing all the silence Like I do that too. It's getting so bad. Oh, no But there was one clip he did not have music under so I put a little music you in for him nice And this is regarding the 60 second reviews which are just

blown the fuck up all over you to this is 20 but anyways we're having a lot of fun doing that shit it is it is a good time not having fun it stinks man it's boring I'm already kind of over it I was doing it every day I would record several in a day and now I can't even muster it up to do it again it's almost like I give up already I I'm like, eh, it was fine while it lasted. Then we go into a 20-fucking minute thing about how do you party was great, but then 21. Do you party's not great anymore. The preparation, the scheduling, the editing, my god.

I dread it, as I say it out loud, and I still have episodes to release, and I can't even sit down to edit them I don't want to sit down and listen to myself Interview this person about partying right now. It's just that how to fuck you think we feel dude those shows are awful Well, it's interesting because he says he has shows that he hasn't released yet Imagine being a guest on his show spending an hour plus with patty see cups and then that doesn't even get Released because he's too fucking lazy and he explains how long it takes him to edit these shows, but as I said what after I

That shitty episode from one of the producer dudes I did with the had me delete the episode after doing that and having to delete it It it just became so much more draining and having to delete it. It just became so much more draining. Because I realized I was like, oh fuck, I spent like two days, two six hour sessions, trying to edit this podcast somehow. Yeah, me a fuck.

How is that possible? You must suck in editing if it takes you 12 hours to edit the podcast. I do it every Sunday morning. if it takes you 12 hours to edit the podcast I do it every Sunday morning if it took me 12 hours I would also quit or figure out a better way to do it What do you think he thinks editing is? Okay, that's a good question because he doesn't cut out pauses. He doesn't just his volume He doesn't clean it up anyway music starts and stops and awkward areas for no reason

Okay, I don't know if there's any rhyme or reason to it, but there's like, I'm gonna end it in fact. Like what's going on. Well, getting back real quick to, because we were talking about this on the crossover show I did with the Dixho and we were playing some of the 60 second reviews on YouTube. And one of his videos was celebrating

his 300th subscriber on YouTube. Very proud of that milestone. But it is crazy because so many people decided to jump over there and start subscribing to that channel. And it's like, guys, what took you so long? What took you so long? I'm not saying there was great content, but it's like if you're clipping my show as it is

and sort of promoting me under the table, it seems like one of the few places you would go for the content is YouTube and I guess not. You can't make this guy happy. He's like, ah, everyone's subscribing over there. Why the fuck did you do a last year? Jesus. And by the way, I guess I'd with Dick, three of the subscribers is not a milestone.

It's not an upper than you. Like, finally, we got 300 subscribers. For him. A thousand not a milestone. It's not an upper that you're like, finally we got 300 subscribers. For him, a thousand is a milestone when you can start monetizing your channel. Okay. I'm starting to think this guy's an asshole. I'm starting to think he's an idiot. Well, he goes on and on and on about how his podcast suck

and knows my podcast, even though you do this my podcast because I'm awesome. But then he has very clear instructions. Number 22, he is super fucking proud of this. Don't leave it to the judges. MMA show, we should all listen to it because it's so fucking good. Yeah, and I haven't listened to this yet, but just based on having heard the show and what this is called, I want to point out the fact that anyone who thinks that we're hurting

his feelings and we shouldn't be piling on, he needs us more than we need him. And he makes this very clear. And we're pretty damn consistent. So if you hate me or like me or just want to listen to me say nonsensical shit because that's pretty much what it is, go listen to that podcast. It will drop every week. Clip that show. Clip that one and put it in your podcast.

Sing it with me now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, as we in text release for now, it says listen one. I wouldn't listen to you talk about MMA. If it was the last fucking thing on our, if my life depended on it, if my children's lives depended on it, if my little doggy was dangling off a fucking cliff and the only way to save them was to listen to you talk about MMA,

I would take him the fuck off the cliff myself and say, bye, doggy, I'm gonna get you to talk. What the fuck? Don't like that he's telling us what to do now. the clip myself and say, bye, Gorgie! That's just a bomb! What the fuck? I don't like that he's telling us what to do now. I need you guys to go clip that show. No, that's not your call on this. And he gave me other specific instructions on this show.

If you think for some reason you're creative because you can take clips and play them from other podcasts or TikTok or whatever the fuck YouTube and you're somehow an originator. Bear yourself. Okay. Bear yourself. What does that mean? Bear yourself. That's difficult to do.

Yeah, never. Never heard that one before. Go bury yourself. Try and dig off. to do it. Yeah, I've never heard that. Never heard that one before. Go bury yourself. Try it. Dig off. 26 is another kind of weird swing. It seems like a waste. If you're putting in that much effort to somehow write better jokes about a specific clip or save funnier things about a specific clip, why aren't you more relevant? Yeah, Carl, why aren't you more relevant? Yeah, so this is a weird thing. He goes into this rant

about how he'll only listen to famous people do podcasts. He won't listen to anyone else, and he wonders why anyone else even tried to podcast when they aren't famous to begin with. And even the people that I know that have their own shows and they've worked with me, I can 100% say I've never listened to your show either. Even if they're friends, I've not listened to their podcast. I'll promote you. I'll say it's good. Why is there any harm in that? Well, the harm comes from when you admit that you've never listened to it, even though you're promoting it.

You can't endorse something that you've never actually listened to. Why is there any harm in that? And then he thinks that it's no different than people who are hacking products. It's no different than these podcasts that promote products that they sh- They definitely don't fucking use. Well, no, there's a huge difference. They never say, by way we always lie when we're endorsing products where he just said Anytime I'm endorsing my friend's podcast. I'm lying. I've never listened to it Imagine to go through this whole fucking thing and you get somebody to dedicate their time to come on your show And then you're like well, I would never listen to their fucking show. That's fucking bullshit. That's fucking nonsense

It's almost like it's a dick And then going on to be proud of it, all these people that dedicated their time to me. Fuck them. I just, I pretended that their show was good, but how the fuck would I know I can't spend anything? Listen to that. Yeah, what the fuck? He really is not doing himself any favors with this episode. He just comes across as like a fucking asshole. He wants attention. He wants our attention really bad. He brings up Richard and Roy again. He talks about clipping the show and why don't you clip this show and all the stuff. He's mad that we're clipping YouTube's shit and smule. He's never listened by the way.

It's so funny. He's never wants to listen to a second of our show. But he knows that we're going through and doing the 60 second reviews and we have the smell stuff. He's got everything figured out. Yeah, it's great. So my number 28, he actually has a lot in common with the great great Robin Quivers They take this stuff seriously. They think everything I say is serious to the nth degree like I'm not pre Planning any of this or saying these things strictly because it sounds funny. It's fun to pretend like you're stupid It is fun. Let's be honest. that's how many of us got through school. We just pretended to be dumb. Little did we know, not as dumb as we thought, but let's be honest. People expect so much less out of somebody who is stupid. I'm being tied in your junk!

That's how you get through school by playing dumb? It's all just a character. What's he talking about? Well, it's like, he's a little kid, he pretends like he doesn't know how to do the dishes, so his mom won't ask what his dish is, and he pretends like he doesn't know how to make the bad, and then, and then the mom doesn't like stop asking to do shit, they just go, oh, he's my son is special. Yes.

He's special, he can't do normal tasks. He can't work at an RV, so he can't hold down a job. He can't, you know. So, okay, now I'm understanding it better, because when I listen to that, and I pulled the same clip, I was like, what the fuck is he talking about? What does he even mean by that? School is the one place where you should try to be smart.

I would think. But that results in pressure. Correct. When you have to go to college, you have to get a degree, that's a whole thing. When you're successful, people want shit from you. So, you know what I mean? Right, so I think what he's saying is that

he didn't need to go to speech class. He could always type very quickly on a computer, swimming he's great at, he was just pretending he couldn't do any of those things. Exactly. Like, now I got it. Just like he pretends like he can't play the drums. Or a second key.

Yeah. He's really fooling all of us. These guys all think I suck at stuff a little too late now. Now, my number 31 is a really interesting leap because if he were to let's say be a gas ton other shows his dynamic personality would draw so many people in that it would instantly be a problem okay you think I'd be comfortable in that knowing for sure that there's a million listeners or viewers on every video like no thank you dude

No, thank you. I'm good with this amount. I'm good with this amount of pressure too Because if it turns into something like that Well, I still be willing and capable to put out the same type of shit and get the same results Probably not. I just don't believe in myself enough guys, and there you go. That's what you get. I would maybe do a little less worrying about what life will be like when you have millions of listeners.

Yeah, I know. You know what I mean? Yeah. Seneca said he who worries before it is necessary worries more than is necessary. Ah, very wise. So let's take that necessary. Ah very wise. Thanks any to account very wise So I have a clip on here and this is a just a cry for help But you guys can't go the fuck away you just keep coming back and listen and listening and playing it on your show and just keeping me relevant

And it's like dude. I could care less All right, I could care less. All right, I really could. I honestly didn't even wanna, I really just wanna quit. I wanna just fucking quit doing this all together. It's not even fun anymore. I dare you to, Paddy Seacows. I dare you to quit.

I don't think you can. I think you're lying. Yeah. I think he needs us really badly because we haven't been clipping him as much lately and he comes on does a 30 minute show about Hey, you know guys can be clipping me. I say crazy shit. I have to say it. It's bad time stays coming It's pretty livable. It's a livable things going on My number 25 is kind of some red meat for that and also kind of leave this guy alone, please

And also kind of leave this guy alone, please. Oh, people come to me periodically in email form or in voice message like care differently electricity. That guy won't fucking give it up, will he? Yeah, he won't. I mean, what do you think's gonna happen, guy? Why do you assume that I'm your friend? Why do you think I give a fuck enough to be like, sure, all come on, your podcast.

And so that way I can garner some fans from your fan base and just grow my, I don't care about that at all. I turned off the echo and put a weight on that one. I mean, the one thing I've got sympathy for him on all this is that he's got that fucking cycle. Oh, fuck dude, I don't know how you're sleeping in. So it gets more e-bails of card of logic than I do so yeah, I kind of confirm It's not that a good way to live your life. Oh no And my number 30 it's the trailer's gone. Oh, no

It's a lot of effort to keep wanting to say Random shit about stuff you don't actually care about you think I give a fuck about any movies anymore You think I want to sit down here and talk about the fucking Tiger King? I just do it because I know you idiots out there are like, I wonder what you think about Tiger King. That's why you do it because we demand that you tell us your take on the Tiger King. Well, Jay Leno did. Yeah. Yeah, and all the other stuff from this episode is just shit we've heard a thousand times.

Well, there's this is one thing that I learned because remember Trey Peacock, he's supposed to have the Peacock party podcast And they used to do multiple shows together and it kind of like just disappeared and we wonder what happened to Trey when we find out I mean it's the same thing with all the people that I was working with previously, right? I mean I started shows with Trey multiple times and he's so hard to get availability as far as his schedule is concerned. It's like every time I hit him up, he says, ah, maybe later, only to find out he doesn't hit you up for another six days. You have to be the one to be like, hey, what's up, dude?

Yeah, take the hint. Trey's done with you. He even trade. Be guys like, this is a waste of my time. So I think that's pretty funny that patty was the one reached out to him. Like, Hey man, we're gonna do another podcast here. What's going on? Yeah, maybe later, maybe later, I'm real busy. Yeah, watch my hair. But over on youtube.com slash bad brain studios. Number 32, this motherfucker is firing off

these 60 second reviews and I'm not even shitting you gold solid gold. I mean, just fucking brilliant dude. In this, you think it'd be hard to fill 60 seconds with content. And he only has 40 because he's got the beginning, the anti-bomber and all this. So in this adventure, we joined Paddy C Cubs with content and he only has 40 because he's got the beginning the any bumper and all this up In this adventure we join patty ccups as he reviews Maverick playing cards and just buckle up folks because this is fucking awesome. We are reviewing Maverick

Playing cards most of you know what these are you've heard of playing cards? Well, maybe you haven't maybe you've only played any kind of virtual poker Anything that has to deal with an ace, a jack of king of queen. You get it. But anyways, I'm not a magician. Though I dress like a magician, I think this is very much what a magician would dress like if he was certainly on the street still, not so much in the theaters. But nonetheless, we got these cards.

People sometimes still like to play with these cards. And this is a quality deck. Okay, you get a Joker. You get two Jokers. Good artwork. Okay. I remember when I was a kid and you'd run into your uncle's set of cards that had girls with the boobs out These are not those Solicled you guys probably don't play cards

I unless you don't know because you play with them But virtually which I guess would mean that you would know because you'd have to know that they were the virtual version of the actual thing that's in my hand right now. And you get two jokers. Two jokers. Pretty good art too. Yeah. Pretty good art. All right, so that's on that bad brain studio or studios.

Go check it out. Go leave them a thumbs up and leave them the fuck alone, please. Leave them the thumbs up. Stop trying to get them on your podcast. You know, it's one of your podcasts, Cardiff. But there's another YouTube channel that he wants to promote. I'm just trying to get him out of your podcast. He doesn't want to do your podcast, Cardiff. But there's another YouTube channel that he wants to promote and try to figure out what the fuck he's talking about here.

You guys know that I do the vocal covers. It's more of a freestyle situation now. I'm not trying to match the vocals that I'm hearing. I'm simply doing what I do. So they're freestyle. And that is at youtube.com slash one minute metal free styles. All right, it's a mouthful. Not sure why, but I don't think anybody else has that specific of a link for what I'm doing.

That's that's I don't know. Well, I cram these five words together. I don't know why it's so jumbled looking. No one else says that's specific of a league for what I'm doing. Why would hope not? Why would someone have a specific league for what you're doing? You can't. No.

It's such an idiot. All right, so I wanted to get that out there for him because he's promoting stuff. So I wanted to help him promote all that stuff. But yes, he did threaten to stop doing the briefcase again. So I think it's like every two weeks or so, he goes back because stop doing the briefcase again. So I think it's like every two weeks or so he goes back because that's the only thing that gets any listens.

He goes out and puts out another briefcase where he goes, I can't believe you guys are checking out this other thing I'm doing. It's great. Alex Jones does the same thing about every three or four weeks. He'll be like, that's it. I can't do this anymore. I'm gonna quit the broadcast unless you guys all come

to my store and buy my pills and then I'll be able to Support this operation for another three months. I think that's it's emotionally. He's holding us hostage Guys, I can't end the show or get to the who's set at game without talking about out talking about because Cardiff Electric God bless him got the host of the Jacket Review Show on his show. Oh my God. And it is fantastic. Crouch. It's six minutes of content. Oh, could not be missed. He's bad. A thousand. And Cardiff, I hope I have your permission to play clips of that because this was really a masterful interview. And I'm not saying that facetiously.

This really was hilarious. His mother-in-law gave me permission to play these clips. So it's okay. Perfect. Yeah. Okay, good. All right, so let's start off with the first question that he asked. So this guy's name is Cameron Sullivan.

If I had had more time, someone in the sub-righted discussion of our show about the J-TOP review show posted links, because remember, he said, you had a sizzle reel? Oh, are you serious? I got the links to the sizzle reel. Yeah, anyone can go there and find it. It's so funny him acting, I should go find it. Does he have the same like dynamic energy

that we've come to expect on his show? Fuck it, I'm gonna pull it up right now, because I know I have it in one of my tabs here. Because in my mind, it's really jacked up. You know what I mean? It's like a jacked up sizzle Rio Yeah, it's something like that. All right, let's see this guy This is for me today. Sorry about that folks. This is acting 101 what's your emergency? That's his sister real friend. He's a 9-1-1 dispatcher and he goes you're saying someone tried to rape you? And he's trying to act like he's all concerned about it.

I was like, oh jeez. And this is like public access, cable TV. That's so bad. Yeah, this is rough. All right. So let's get into him in barricade himself on Cardiff's show. I've also heard from people, people are saying, that Cameron was embarrassed by this interview

and asked Cardiff to take the show down. After it was done, I don't know if that's true or not. Maybe Cardiff can confirm that. But all right, let's get into it. We have a special guest for our listening audience, special guest. Would you like to introduce yourself? All right, Carter, since you're there,

I gotta talk to you about this. If you wanna come on in a second, you can. But, so you're saying he did ask you to take it down. Are you going to take it down? No, okay, good, good for you buddy. I appreciate your integrity. We have a special guest for our listening audience, special guest, would you like to introduce yourself?

I'm Sally from Jacket Provisio. What would we like to talk about today? Well, thank you for joining us. Today is February 2nd. So the first question I would like to ask you is how would you like to honor Black History Month? Oh, by talking about just various icons that would be appropriate for this occasion and just in general, like, And just in general, like, we have more holidays to celebrate, you know. Oh, days. What are you talking about?

Black is for holidays you want. What'd you get me? There's 28 of them already. Sometimes 29. All right. So Curtis, follow up to this is amazing. Could you provide 14 examples of icons? I'm going to say it's a spack.

The late great Sydney pointy area has left us. He's a forgotten talent. He's so good. 14. Oh my god. Can we trade off like you've mentioned one I mentioned one That's generally not how this works, but let's just move on. What is your favorite movie? Is this amazing? This is the jacked up autism, I learned.

And either of these people understand like the concept of what humor is. So they're like, oh yeah, name all of the women in the world. He's like, wow, my mom. Can you name one? Yeah. A little help. All right. Now, this is a difficult question.

So I'm going to give Celia a break on this one. What is your favorite song? Oh my god. I'm sorry. I needed more prep for this. I can't do this just on the spot. Probably some awesome song by Steve Winwood or ZZ tap. I don't know.

Wonderful. That's the one thing he could do on the spot. I mean, you don't even have to tell anybody what your favorite song is just say any song. Nobody gives a shit either way. It's not going to be fact checkers going well, that's not true because. But I'm definitely going pick Stevie win wood Steve win And he's talking by it is my favorite song I'll leave it up to you I love this guy you Patrick Michaels get bored of us. That's fine cuz this guy's amazing. I love him

All right, so Carter brings up the controversy of who are these podcasts reviewing his show. Recently, there was a big controversy involving you. Your show was maligned by a trolling podcast that I will not mention. Oh, yeah. What was the impact on you and your show and your family? Actually nothing because they were very pathetic and just trying to take everything out of context when I was asking just very innocent thought-provoking questions and they were just like they even mocked how one of my guests basically had a mental disability So that's how low they went. They have been known to go very low. I didn't even know that the start track guest had a mental disability. I didn't know that I just thought he could dock. That was the one with the mental disability. I guess that's not assuming. I don't know. Y'all

saw that that broad that he was trying to bang. I don't know, but this is fantastic, isn't it? Wow, that's not that that's not a great way to react to like well Their show is stupid and they they're not even good at what they do because they're just stupid jerks over there I'm being jerks. He's got a couple points. Okay, that could be true All right, no God I gotta give credit to cardify this question. We'll be Goldberg. What do you think? Just very talented comedian. Get smacked now because she used to be on a controversial talk show.

And so pretty relevant. Do you support her views on the Holocaust? No. Good answer. That is a good answer! He got it, he got it. That was the correct answer. One. This is really as genius.

What's funny is that he introduced himself as Sully because his name is Cameron Sullivan but Cardiff keeps calling him Jack because he's from the Jack Top Review show. And I asked you another question Jack. Yes. Are you a betting man? No, no game. Well, if you were, you could earn a 50% welcome bonus

up to $1,000 on your first ever deposit at that online.ag. Use promo code CLNS50 and your extra 50% will be added to your sports betting bankroll instantly. Do you think you'll become a betting man now? I'm not so too lucky. I'm thinking. No. He's not feeling too lucky. He's not very lucky right there. All right. This is the last clip I have because this interview was five minutes long. I played most of it for you. I didn't play the chocolate or vanilla because this fucking asshole said both The wrong answer. Sully. Come on, Sully. He doesn't want to be controversial.

I don't want to piss off the vanilla people out there. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so he asks for permission. Because usually Cardiologic asks permission at the beginning of the show, but I guess he forgot. So he asks for permission after this interview and listen to how confused camera is. So, before we let you go, do you have anything else that you would like to say? after this interview and listen to how confused camera is. So before we let you go, do you have anything else that you would like to say?

To the people that troll you and criticize your show and attack you unfairly? Because they listen. No, thanks. Okay, well, thank you for joining us. Before I forget, do I have your permission to broadcast this interview on the Internet? I don't really know that we've got too far, so this is really how every episode goes. Like it's just brief.

We do not want to take too much of your valuable time. We just like to... Just very confused. We like to get to the point and drive the hard issues. I really feel comfortable I'm going to have to listen. Okay, well thank you for joining us. We appreciate your time, Jack, and you have a wonderful day. Okay, thank you.

Take care. Oh my god, is he crying? Yeah, he's going to take a shower. Cardiff, are you there, buddy, can you speak to us? Jacked up! Rockest mission! Jacked up! Hey, what's happening, Cardiff?

How are you? I'm wonderful, fantastic job. I think you might change some people's minds about you after that interview. That was very well done, sir. Thank you. And if I ever listen to whoever you talked about earlier on today, so I will be reviewed M2. Okay, sounds good.

Are you using an animal right now? Yes. What if you... Bark twice if you need help, dog. It's mutual. Okay. All right. I'm calling 911 now. Don't worry about it. Say hi to doggie for us, please. This is going to be the most popular character on our show. I was Cardiff's dog. When it's kind of dogs to be back out the show. I'll give you the show anymore. All right. All right. I called him. Doesn't my cousin. I say hi, Jenny. Hi, Cardiff. How are you? I'm good. Thank you. How are you? I've been better. I'm still trying to recover from our breakup.

Oh, we're still friends. It's okay. Fucking cocky. We have our own show. It's got a lot of balls. Hey, save that kind of material for the roast of Carl and Vinnie when you come to Rochester to roast us live. The Patreon is blowing up ever since we made that announcement. Yes, I love it. Thank you for helping us promote that, Cardiff. And I just want to ask about getting Jack on your show. Were you able to get him on by saying, hey, I heard that you got maligned by who are these podcasts. I want you to come on and tell your side of the story. No. Okay, you didn't on and tell your side of the story. No. Okay, you didn't bring it up at all to us.

Tim? No. Okay, so stop bugging Patrick Michael, please. All right. That's not me. That's care differently electric. That was one of my trolls. All right, good point.

Thanks, buddy. Good job on that. That was well done. Thank you. Oh, also, I do have to tell you that I am in love with your new theme song. It's right up there with the jacked-up review show theme song for me. Make sure you play it before it was said it not like last week. Okay, sir. I apologize. Do it. Do it Carl. He's so cool, come out and play. He's the guy, all the other guys are jealous of. Because he's the guy that all the girls want to be with. Uh-uh-uh.

Cardiff Electric, the most famous podcast in the world today. He's got great guests on his show. Like Dr. Steve and some other people. You love you, Carter. All right. It's time for the game that everybody loves. Who said it? And we'll have Vic come and join us, Vic, are you there?

Hello. Hello. Hello. Now, once again, Vic has submitted her version of the game, as well as we have the card of electric version. This is episode eight of Who said it from Cardiff. Let's start there, Vic, so you can play along with us. Absolutely.

Who's the Chris as the scorecard out? Yes. And we're ready to go. Let's get into it. Welcome to Who Set It, the official podcast game on WATP brought to you by the Cardiff Electric podcast network. OK, Carl and co-host. Who Set It? Our firsthost. Who said our first entry?

Who said it? My question is, shouldn't Jake Gyllenhaal be in trouble for playing a homosexual? Because he's not one. Who said it? All right, I'm going to say this is OP. OP, let's talk about cancel culture. I'm going OP.

Producer Cress. Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. OP is let's talk about cancel culture. I'm going OP. Producer Cress. Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. OP is first thing to come to my mind. OP was the first thing to come to my mind too. What do you think, Beck? Patrick Michael. All right, we got two patties and three OP's.

So you know what's gonna be. No, not one of them. Not one of them. All right, let's find out. One, two, three. My question is, ah, wow. Shouldn't Jake Jillin Hall be in trouble for playing a homosexual? Patrick Michael.

Because he's not one. All right, Vic and producer Chris. Yeah. Yeah. Top of the leaderboard. Patrick Michael with the hard-hitting questions. He's got a good point too. I think maybe you should be kidding. You better suck a dick or else you can't act in this town anymore. Right.

Our next entry. Who said it? I'm too blunt. And brutal. And honest. I'm known as a straight shooter. Who said it? Oh, give me a second. I'm known as a straight shooter. Oh

Tom Myers, I'm gonna say I'm gonna go OP Jerry band feel okay. I'm going OP again. Okay, Vic. I'm going OP. Oh wow Why do opi's on this one? All right, I'm alone with Tom Myers. Let's see. One, two, three. I'm two Blunt and we're all on the show. I'm new bitch. You're a clown liar.

Yeah. Woo! Put your pants on. All right, all right. I haven't won yet. Just just one point for me there. It's getting a lot right, all right. I haven't won yet. Just just one one point for me there It's a lot harder. Yeah, it seems to set it You know the breakdown of two guys

That work together for you know for all these years Who said it? All right the breakdown of two guys are working the other all these years I think I got over closer. It looks like he knows the answer well cuz there's there's two obvious ones Set it. All right, the breakdown of two guys are working together all these years. I think I, I think I look over a closer, it looks like he knows the answer. Well, cause there's, there's two obvious ones. Okay, just, just two obvious ones.

Yup, it's clearly not one of them. Yes, that's a good point. Curtis is very good at this. Yeah. When it comes to that. All right, I'm gonna go with Jerry Banfield. All right, I'll go Obi again. Stuttering John.

Got, oh, that just wrecked me., I'll go Opie again. Stuttering John. Okay. Oh, that just wrecked me. I'm gonna go Opie again anyway. Okay, Vic. I'm gonna go Tom Myers. He says you know a lot. Yeah. Okay, let's find out.

One, two, three. You know the breakdown of two guys that worked together for all know for all these years What the weird? Stuck you all That's really old Stuttery John That was like with Roy Sauna, that's not fair Yeah, I understood every word That's a sad thing Alright, alright Alright, what's the score now? I'm already lost

Uh, everyone's got one except the jingles apparently Damn it! Jenny jingles A jump Extend tree Who said it? Talk to the young white supremacists and say, look, I used to, you know, I was raised on that bullshit

and I killed somebody over it and I've learned how stupid and how fake and how wrong that is. Who said it? I gotta go and-peckfield. That's so ridiculous. I'm going bad field. Bad field?

Patrick Michael. Okay. I got it, I don't know. Just pick one. I'm going bad field. I'm going bad field. Alright, a lot of bad fields. Let's find out.

I think that... Cardiff loses the point if it is band-filled. One, two, three. Talk to the young, young, young, young, young, young. I used to say, look, I used to, you know, I was raised on that bullshit, and I killed somebody over it, and I've learned how stupid and how fake,

and how wrong that is. How many people has he killed? Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! I like a love that guy. I think the crows believed in Patrick Boyk. He'll bring it back.

He's like, yeah, he probably killed some. Next entry. Who said it? It makes you wonder if those are the same people that end up growing up and saving their own shit in containers in their garage. Who said it? Oh my god, I don't know the answer to this one. I'm gonna go centering John. Opie. Opie.

I'm gonna go Patrick Michael. Vic? I'm going Patrick Michael for sure. Alright, 10 diverse. One, two, three. Michael. Vic? I'm going Patrick Michael for sure. It makes you wonder if those are the same people that I'm going up and sitting their own shit and container. It's a free chin. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. That's all for this week on Who Set It? All right, it's the final score.

Five of the Cardiff Electric podcast and we're one with most really Holy shit the underdog coming on What do you mean I'm the fucking creator Carl underdog is that it? Wow? Are you saying I've a shitier fucking version? I've seen your bad the game and no one expects you to win That's what I'm saying you finally released Jen out of the cage. You've been keeping her in. And suddenly I'm the underdog. Listen, I've had a lot of FBI sniffing around.

I had to prove that she was still alive. I'm still in the cage, though. A lot of accusations that they made. All right, well, it's a good thing that Vic won because she's not going to play this next round. So I say, do we wipe the board clean or do we keep our scores producer Cress? Whatever

Fuck it. Cardiff wants to come back on again. I'll let you on you can play Vicks version of this game since you're so good at creating it yourself. Card, if you there, buddy. Hello, I just, I don't want to play this inferior version of who said it. Okay. But I did want to say, thank you for promoting my latest episode. Everyone should listen to it now if they use Spotify because I will be pulling

all of my episodes off. That's the joke you want to get out? All right, cool man. Sounds good. Spotify because I will be pulling all of my episodes off. That was the joke you had to get out. All right, cool man. Sounds good. Also, gangrously reminded me that tomorrow I have to drive to Lake Ontario with Vinnie because Vinnie's doing the polar plunge. I'll be videotaping that. You know, oh, God, it can't be good for him.

I think I'm gonna holdotaping that. Oh no. Oh, God, I can't be good for him. Are they gonna hold the ice big enough? Hahaha. He puts his foot in. Hahaha. So, tonight is gonna get down to three degrees. Yeah. Oh, boy. Wow, so let's see, what's the temperature gonna be tomorrow?

At that time, it is going to be, it's warming up warming up. It'll be 22 When Vinnie's jumping in Lake Ontario So happy I know damn Not blumber to keep a warm and sorry That's true Sure enough is aware of coat. I'm not All right, let's let's get into who's set it. Hello, Carl and guest.

Hello. It's Vic. I'm here with a game that I made called Who's Set It? The objective of the game is to guess who's set it using an out of context clue. You got to get this perfect. Let's get this out of the way, shall we? Alright, Carl. Here's the first clip.

If you didn't care, then why are you so pissed off about it and using profanity? Let's figure out who said it If you didn't care why you so I'm gonna go Panty's e-cups Stut Joe Jerry bandfield stut Joe All right, well, let's find out who said it in three two one if you didn't care Pist off about it and you was in profanity. You're freaking Pelican. Time for the second clip.

Oh god damn it. Pelican. Time for the second clip. Let's stop there and let me get back to me. Let's figure out who said it. Three, two. I'm going to go with Opie on this one. Patrick Michael.

Jerry Bandfield. I was gonna say Bandfield. Okay. One. Okay, let's stop there and let me get back to me here. Okay. Here's the giant. The giant of God, huh?

Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Not bad. No one got that one, right? That's good. I got this No one got that one, right? That's good. I got it.

This probably won't surprise you, but I've never been an art guy. I mean, come on Mona Lisa, make up your mind. Are you smiling or not? Let's figure out who said it. I got to go a Patrick Michael on that one. Oh, I'm going to Opie. Patrick Michael. Opie. Okay. Three, two, one. Listen, this probably going Opie. Patrick Michael. Opie. Okay.

Three, two, one. Listen, this probably won't surprise you, but I've never been a big part guy. I mean, come on. Mona Lisa, make up your mind. Are you smiling or not? Here's a- If he was out in the English, you're like,

that's a bitch. It's a bit right there. That's your next bit. That segway's right into the fish eyebrow. Right, right. It's a bit right there, I bet your next bit. That segway's right into the fish eyebrow. Right, right. Right.

Fourth clip. I watched my own comedy and laughed at myself after I filmed it. Let's figure out who's set it in three, two. Patrick Michael. Jerry Banfield. Stuck Joe. Patrick Michael. All right.

I think it's bad his seat comes. I think he likes to say these things. He's funny. Two, one. I watched my own comedy and laughed at myself All right I think it's bad his seat comes like the lights to say these things is funny you One I washed my own comedy and laughed at myself like right after I filmed it so In final clip his comedy was a trod is he Bob so hard? Why was he laughing at it? He believes in himself. They all bomb that That was a fucking great one though as far as a quote for this game. That was a good one.

Yeah, that could have been any of these. Yeah, it could have been. Yeah. No, no, it's a top-mire switch. Yeah. Definitely a top-mire, yeah. The one comedian. All right, that was a good poll, Vic.

Of course it was, I'm the creator. All right, let's look like a crazy over here. You can't compliment this girl. I swear to God, It never works that well. It's my job, you know. It's no different than a police officer running to the scene of a crime. It's a figure out who said it in three.

Oh, come on. All together now. You can't do that. Oh, my. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do.

I do. Vic actually actually loses her big... No, I think because of that, she found someone else saying the same fucking thing. I have a feeling I'm gonna go with... Ha! I can't be jerry because he was a police officer. Fuck it, I'm gonna go with Patrick Michael. No, he doesn't have a job. Fuck it, I'm gonna go with Patrick Michael. No, he doesn't have a job. Fuck it, I'm gonna go with Opie. All right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble.

Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble.

Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble.

Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Yeah, I've gotten you into a little trouble. Wow, look at you, Carl. You either did really good or bad. Thank you for playing the game. I'm Vic. This was brought to you by Spite Productions.

And remember, Fuck Cardiff Electric. Oh, whoo. Wait a, rivalry going on between these two. I cannot wait for the next live show, and I hope they're both there. Yay. Yes, we definitely got to get the live show. Are they going to wheel out?

Cardiff electric and the Hannibal Lecter dolly with the mask on the wall. They're going to have to, right? Yeah, that'd be awesome. All right, we've done it all today, guys. Nikki Glazer with the Sky Andrew Cowan. Oh, shit. Now everyone should be on a podcast, guys. Now everyone needs to do that.

We talked about Stuttering John. Thank you for the parody songs. Keep those coming. Listen, it doesn't take much. You don't have to be that talented to make us laugh. There's just so much material. So keep those coming. O.P. supporting Joe Rogan.

Thank God Patrick Michael wants us to listen to his M.M.A. show and pull clips from it so that we can promote that forum. Cardiff did an amazing job with Jack Sully on his show. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex.

The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. The T-Tex. This is the part of the show we play a clip of the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. Hey everybody, welcome back to Star Wars Minute.

It's the Daily Podcast where we analyze, scrutinize, and celebrate the Star Wars movies. One minute at a time. No. I'm Pete the retailer from PeteTheReteller.com. I'm Alex Robinson from Alex Robinson. That's fun. And I'm Mike Norton from BattlePug.com.

All right, welcome back, Mike. You, oh, thank you. Glad to be back. We have the continuation of the scene that we started yesterday where Kylo's walking around and saying, what happened in the... Oh my God. Cardiff says,

That's a bad idea! Why did you catch on? Cardiff says, I already have these guys booked. Yeah. Yes, it's mostly suggestion from Alex, aka gangreneously, who put this in the suggestion channel of our Discord. And again, we did this with an Indiana Jones podcast many, many moons ago, where the concept is,

we'll look at 60 seconds of a movie and do 28 minutes on it. Yeah. We'll do 20 minutes and 60 seconds. It's not an entire scene. It doesn't start or stop in the right place, but they can't talk about the next part for some reason. They put these constraints in themselves and make it horrible. It's a an entire scene. It doesn't start or stop in the right place, but they can't talk about the next part for some reason They put these constraints in themselves and make it horrible. It's a terrible idea. Oh, it's so pointless and there's so many of them Yeah, everyone does this. Well, I'm really happy for you. Thanks. You get to listen to it. Thanks. I think that would be a lot of fun

All right, so please oh Croch, thank you so much for coming on the show My sweet is your anything that you would like to plug my? Yes, I'm going to be over at my brand new website, Clouds.gov. All right. Yeah, check that out. Jen, from the Jingles department, welcome back to the show. Oh, I thank you.

Is there anything that you'd like to promote? I would like to promote Clouds.com. Yeah. Kroesh is site. Yeah, it's not Clouds.com. You're not listening very well. I was about to say org. All right. Please. How's that EDU? you're not listening very well. I was about to work

Please that EDU please join us again next week It might be the episode we find out once a for all who are these podcasts? Well reponting Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone all right for the people in the disc garden, clouds.gov is not an actual website. This is like a work. This week, some of our old sister internet news. From our show subreddit, Jabber the hook post. Tab was low. Keoha, larias.

A love to him on the show. Here's the S. A. T. R. O. Shaz. Scary animator rights. Pretty good episode. The main podcast review wasn't as interesting as last week, but it's nice hearing shows that aren't just celebrity comedians talking since those are all the same. The retro-studying John segment was great.

It's scary hearing the effects of wet brain in real time. 69 I have age 69 says those vintage clips were shocking not only were his words intelligible just a few years ago, but he seemed to be able to hold a thought together for more than a few seconds.

Vurgical 2018 ads totally and keep in mind at the time of those clips. He's already had two strokes, so he can't blame his current condition solely on that. Greenman points out not really a good ad for Cora's light as it. Ryan Sturm notes,

checked up, review show. Will be hard to beat for a while. McGroober says, the stench of Boomer in this episode is strong. Baldrizzle confesses, I truly feel like a Boomer listening to the yard. Gangrenously offers, Husey makes me think Newkin Ireland wouldn't be such a bad idea. Jo Jo Jones 10 proclaims the 5 best things about this episode. 5.

After his mini-Zumak Digi Bros. spurged out last time, QC was actually funny, and not quite as profoundly retarded this time around. 4. Cardiff getting one over on Jackie the Jokeman. 3. Correspondent that broad knocks it out of the park again. Whatever. 2. That Stuttjo mash up near the end.

And number one, Carl actually played the ending theme. God bless you, buddy. And from our YouTube channel, Jay has this regarding the SJ Mabhit post. I just had the scariest thought. There might be people who listen to Stuttering John, not to laugh at him. Think for a moment how frightening that is.

Jerry writes, never in my life have I used the excuse, sorry, I can't, I stink today. John's hygiene must be so bad that a simple shower isn't enough, maybe he needs to walk through a car wash. Dr. Scotty Jones shares, thanks for the SJ segment of the show. Gonna whip up a batch by hand and have a low nap.

And Bobo plays us out with. John, you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means. Yeah, Sikha Fert. It was funny. Anthony sent me an image of an elephant outside. And we're Sikafant. You fucking Sikafant. We will, we will, we will.

With Vic. Wh-wh whack, whack. From Bukaki Queen to Vic, what else do you want people? Vic, give any new reviews for us? I do, actually. Wonderful. I have four for you. The first one being a boring attempt to feel superior by whirlwind. OK.

OK. He says, a collection of middle-aged men who have no real life and understanding of what content is constantly trying to remind viewers that they in fact are truly peak entertainment and better than anyone else who ever thought to make that content. Simply a two-hour compilation of a few podcasters with a superiority complex. Whatever suits your fancy. Fuck you! I'm guessing that that's not a kind review. No, it's not.

It's a one-star. They made it through the two hours. God bless. We heard someone's feelings. Alright. This next one is Great Show by Dustin. He says, the truth hurts. You guys are doing a great job.

I'm always laughing. Thank you Justin Dustin I feel like that's a one star I think it's a five. All right. It's just genuine. It's boring. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, I feel like it's lying though that I'm always laughing You think that's made up All right. This next one is this show made me want to die by Blarge Honk Meow. He says, I thought this would be a great show,

but Joe's brother Andy doesn't co-host often enough. It's like, hey, Rubber Dick, why aren't you on more often? You're fucking know all about this shit. I'm gonna guess that's a five star with the Andy's brother, Joe reference. That is, no, he said Joe's brother Andy doesn't go. Oh, Joe's brother Andy. So he said Andy.

Got it, got it, now that makes more sense. Or was. This last one is really, really bad by E. Gawarski. He says these guys are poor podcasters, desperately trying to be relevant and funny, but failing spectacularly. One guy is totally trying to overcompensate, and the other guy sounds like he's on downers. So boring and poorly done. Is it, they want to say to the Cardiff Electric podcast or the first talking about?

He continues with on top of all that the recording is bad too. I guess they're just trying to get subscribers by talking about way better podcasts. Don't waste your time. No, the quality isn't good. The quality? Shocking. That's below the belt. I mean, Carl, you've definitely, you know,

just had 40 minutes of technical errors many times before. So, you know, it's fine. That's part of the charm of the show. I am going to find out who this person is with an algorithm. Yeah, my right, my right, my right, my right. I'm thinking of forensic algorithm and find out who this person is. I'm going to send them the receipt of my microphone.

It's right. I'm gonna show them my wallet headphone. She's, it's gonna get them Yankees tickets. What's that I want to say? Yeah, it was. Yeah, it's a child. Yeah, she is. All right, good news.

The real Barack Obama finally called back in the show to clear the air. Aril, this is Barack. Usually, not unlike the writer for the Kareem Abdul-Tabar roast, I just ignore the trolls. But I understand that there has been some confusion lately as to issues of who is the real W-A-T-P certified Obama. Now rest assured, it is me. I can show you my birth certificate, if you need proof, or I can just say some Obama-E things like Fasha and Malia. Where are my fucking cigarettes? So I did roast whoever that fuck face was, they called last week, pretending to be me, but the last time I roasted someone, he ended

up becoming president. And the last thing American needs right now is a Gene Simmons president Yeah, anyways Me or fight me bro Thomas allegedly alright we're everything over now We're everything over now. Oh, I'm with an Eric's aid fan. Oh, my God. That's good. That's a pretty good one. All right.

I don't understand this one at all. So maybe you guys can help me out. Hey, Carl. I'm just calling to really do a big three lap around you right now. Just because you don't know who spider Irving is and he didn't watch the Minecraft purge happen and also hit your Z-bucks are very low. I've looked at it. Your Z-stats are just all over the place. Your polarity is wrong, completely wrong, in the downward momentum. Hey, let me know if you want to get hooked up with Mark. You know, I can tell you a little bit about the the Smash Bros.

Well, catch you later Carl That was the fuck it's going on there Video games Yeah, that's a lot of Bongs and video game speak right there. Gotcha. All right Our buddy Paco called in a couple more times. I'll play one on five, I guess. What's up, Carlos? Paco again, hey man, thanks for not playing

in the second part of my voice now. Where I was apologizing for being too hard on that old bird. You know, I really appreciate it, dog. Yeah, that's why I'm a face-shimmer. Because you get shit done. You know what time it is. You don't fuck around. You know, I'm saying you got cart lives in lectures doing that motherfucking coup guessing game. That's just pure gold. Okay. Sometimes I just ask forward ahead to hear that fucking super desk game. But yeah, man, it's all good. Later, dogs.

Where is he? He's rotating someone's tires. No, he's just opening every door in his house. You could call him to the show, make it less than 45 seconds, and don't be doing other things, do you think? Yes, those are rules. If you could not be operating heavy machinery or be in a wind tunnel, that was a pretty bad.

We keep it real simple around here. Bukaki Queen, who we just heard take over for a corresponded bat broad called it to the show. we give it real simple around here uh... book hockey queen who we just heard take over for a correspondent that broad uh... called it to the show it's time for crores are read on a podcast show yes it's the closer and a podcast show fuck you carrow we don't need you anymore

it's just that crores are who are these show? You dream? Who do you think Chris? It's my studio. I love to be back. You guys just show up.

You guys are recording on today. Very cool. I hope you have stairs. Do you want me down there? No, okay. That's fine. I come down to do laundry. Hey, what are you guys talking about? Are you still doing a job, no?

Okay, sorry. I don't like this coup that's happening. Not a fat of it. Whoa, you gotta stop playing that card, that's what you're doing. As soon as you play that clip from the podcast with him and Jackie the joke man I am silly went cringe up the week, cringe of the week you redo themselves though I think sir the gill agree also always shit man I mean sir and John was good talking to me

him with but as a late sounds like he's on his last legs I mean he's getting down to Joe Biden's seat and hockeyking levels, anyway, don't call that. Go fuck yourself. Put an S in front of Hitman. You'll get my exact opinion of Matthew whiskey. Old stance. If you will murder the girlfriend, don't like him. Yeah, that's right. Okay.

Allegedly, this may shock you you but I'm against domestic violence Hey Carl just want to let you know that I am trying to get my wife pregnant right now Which means that I have to save all of my batches for her Which of course makes me think of batches while I'm having sex with her which of course I think of Stuttering John and all the nice wetness that I'm experiencing makes me think of how wet his mouth is. That's really fucked and thank you very much. Bart, Chase, Carl. Alright, thanks for the call sir.

Next, thank you for your call. Hey, the security of Providence, I just got to say this is the greatest fucking day ever. And I don't like the time Brady announced that he's finally retiring at the 20 fucking years. On top of it, the NFL is getting sued because Bell checks the fucking boomer and texted the wrong Brian. Who's the right? It's a bloody crap. Bye.

A great and stick around for the average shows. We discuss all of the latest NFL news. We get you ready for the Super Bowl. Angry Vic called into the show. Well, I'm probably gonna forget how upset I am about the fucking voicemail segment from last week. But fuck you, fuck all of you. All of you fucking backed down at the end of your fucking

voicemails every single fucking one of you, all of you fucking back down at the end of your fucking voice nails every single fucking one of you. I'm a dumb fucking idiot. So fucking call me leave it there. Fuck you go fuck yourself. Bye. Vic back to form. Can we just I saw that I'm a dumb fucking idiot thing? Yeah. Okay, thank you for sure. Yeah, shoot that over to me later. Put that on the crow show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We part of our for sure. Yeah, shoot that over to me later put on the crow show. Yeah, yeah, yeah We part of our opening bumper. Oh my gosh. We forgot why we fell in love with the 12 year old boy Vick to begin with and she comes Raging back

Who Day I got 500 on the bagel swim suitable. What do you got? A bagel's fan calling into the show. Bagels fans are very excited to be in the Super Bowl. Hey, so I came up with this new bit that I think I'm not the only one who thought about it. Cause you just playing clips of the Jack the Review Show, surrounded by the pool of boring that was in voices, and then continuously playing the Jack the Review Show. Surrounding doing their clips was probably one of the best things I've ever heard. That's it. Don't stop.

Yeah. That jacked up review show, what a fucking winner that one is. Wow. Yeah. I'm still not over it. He sounds like he's ready to kill himself about your show, Carl. Yep.

As we all should be. to kill himself that you show Carl you know as we all should be m m right uh... taker dixon call it the show that carl's underdiction here

you play my cringes of the week i just want to say i'm ashamed of any quality you know dot bob sagging like that absolutely disgusting behavior he is a big it's creep. Anyway, that's all I got. Tucker. So he sent me an added version where he put Bob Sagitton in where he goes and then he got the thing. He says his name and that was the one I didn't play. That's why that's why I totally

fucked it up. Hey, just for anyone who's sending me a Christmas present week, just send me the one clip you want me to play. I'll send you the other other one you don't want me to play because I don't end up on the board somehow Why are people making this so difficult All right, Vic. Thank you so much for coming on anything that you want to plug I just want to plug free Jenny and that's about it Free Jenny free Jenny All right, very good. Producer Chris.

No, I'm good. Thank you for your time. Carosius here. Yeah. Jenny from the Jingu's environment. So, give it up for Carl. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, go, go. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. OK, folks, guess what? The episode's over. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye.