Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep298 - Star Wars Minute

Episode Date: February 13, 2022

Big budget sci-fi movies are best watched 60 seconds at a time, said nobody ever. What's the point of these shows that guarantee a forced conversation about nothing when they're constrained to reviewing one minute of a movie? It's dumb, stop it.   Vinnie Paulino joins the show to discuss Boba Fett's motivation, Heather McDonald's funniest bit ever, The Yard's rebuttal, Stuttering John's feud with Hal Sparks, Howard Stern's spot-on prediction of StutJo's fate, and the Meidas Touch hypocrisy.    We also have more Stuttering John song parody submissions. Keep them coming, we'll be reviewing more next week.    Check out The Creep Off: https://thecreepoff.com/ And help us get to 500 so we can schedule the roast of Karl and Vinnie: https://www.patreon.com/TheCreepOff/posts    Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Southern John's audio book. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait. I know. It's been a lot of fun. It's gonna be a plot twist where the villain redeems himself or something like that. Well, don't give it away. I want to be surprised.

Any of that book, I'm a little jealous. Oh, you really should check it out. It's a lot of fun. But also, I should mention that the creep off, the other show that I host also has a Patreon, we're trying to get to a goal so we can do a roast. Yes, we are going to do the carlin' of any roast. Are we?

No, probably not. We didn't go to the site up for our Patreon.com slash the creep off. Yeah, there's a lot of great episodes. Yeah, and the episodes are good out here on the creep off? Yeah, last week you were plugging at your, on the creep off? Yeah, last week you were plugging it. I got yelled at. No, he only thought he does the plug of Zod, Goddamn Show,

is go, yeah, there's new shows on there. They're shows, they're new. We just did a new episode, video's, he didn't say it was a good episode, he didn't say what we talked about, because there was a really funny thing that we did where you pulled the video of that... Socio-Pathic creep in his mother being busted

for talking to an eight-year-old and sending them porn of like an adult blowing a child. Correct. So they confronted him in front of his insane mother. Yeah, and it's a very funny video. Yeah, we had a lot of fun dissecting that. So if you want to hear the audio, oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy.

I think that should be a new segment that we do because whoever those guys are, they're like the new Chris Hanson's of the world. I just subscribed to their Patreon or YouTube channel bonus thing. Sweet. Yeah. Good eggs. Well, not only do we want to promote all the fun stuff we do on Patreon that's just five dollars a month, we we want to promote all the fun stuff we do on Patreon.

That's just $5 a month. We also want to encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple Podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Star Wars Minute. Vinnie and I both listen to this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's continue with this show hosted by Alex Robinson and Pete, the retailer. And then they bring on guests and things like that and they spelled retarded

The premise of the show I'm kidding Keith the premise Pete Is even more insulting The premise of this show there's tons of shows that do this we We haven't tackled one in a while, is they watch a Star Wars movie, and then do an episode about 60 seconds of it. So 60 seconds at a time, they discuss that for 30 minutes. That makes no sense. It makes no sense because it's not even a scene. It's the middle of a scene, or it's one scene going into another scene,

and you can't talk about the three seconds that happened after that. You can only talk about this one 60-second spot in the so it starts off in the episode that I listened to about the last Jedi. One of my at least ever movies of all fucking time. You really do hate that movie. I hate this movie, but I believe I've always fable say said I'd rather be caught with child porn than a kid. That's the last Jedi.

It's a lesson periscent. So it starts out that have to explain to us where the segment is starting from the movie and this is minute number 120 of the last Jedi. So we're two hours into this movie. Oh, Christ. 120 starts with the resistance troops getting ready at the ridge.

The red ridge, resistance troops at the red ridge. Resistance troops at the red ridge. They're getting ready. Resistance troops are getting ready at the red ridge. Resistance troops at the red ridge. They're getting ready. Resistance troops are getting ready at the red ridge. Home run, come here home run. Told you to spell the wrong. The attempts and humor on this show are so embarrassing. It's mind-boggling. It's awesome.

Is Tom Myers a writer? Yes. Tom Myers was either head writer. So this is where the 60 seconds seconds ends and it ends with Po Telling everybody to keep tight keep it tight keep it tight Mm-hmm. He's got his C. B. Lingo. He's like you got your ears on breaker breaker Here come smokey Come salty come snookie

Um, this is going great I'm not going to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more

little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more currently available for you to listen to. I went back to the first ever episode, released in June of 2013. And guess what it is, this is mind-boggling. It's an 11 minute discussion on the first paragraph of the opening crawl of a new hope. So you know how the movie starts off with the crawl? You know that they had a meeting like,

this is how we're gonna hook them. Yeah, they talk for 11 minutes, they talk about the first paragraph of that. Like, you can just read it and be done. That's all it is. Tune in next week, we'll talk about paragraph two. So no shit, I checked out episode two. It's another 11 minutes that covers

just the rest of the crawl. So the first two episodes of the show, now they made 1200 of them, but the first two episodes were 22 minutes, talking about a new hopes opening crawl. Has this show caught on? Do people listen to this? I was trying to figure that out. They have advertising. I don't know that means anything. They don't have a patron. Right. I couldn't tell if they had fans or they did the card of electric show.

Well, that's true. I have a lot to talk about with Cardiff Electric. I'm a little annoyed with that character this week. I'm trying to sabotage our show by bringing on, I think it was Alex Robinson, and warning him, and Alex, if you're listening, we're not gonna dox you, we're not trying to harm anybody. We just wanna let you know, your podcast is horrendous. You've been doing it for almost 10 years now and you suck at it.

How is that possible? It is very bad. It is very bad. And Alex, you seem like a nice enough fellow. I'm sure you're swell guy. Your art's very good. You like the Star Wars? You like a Star War?

I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you, but you didn't need to make any of this. This didn't need to happen. Well, then they bring on this, the episode I listened to, uh, Liz Whitaker comes down now. Liz Whitaker is the host of Mean Girls Minute. So that's something we might want to look at, do at some point. So that's a show where they watch the movie Mean Girls one minute at a time and talk about it for Teo Long.

I found out that they do this with a lot of other things. A lot of other things. It's a horrible format. It makes no sense. If you want to go scene by scene, I can understand that. They did reference that they do a Godfather one too, right? They do a Godfather one. Carl, let me ask you this. You can't watch the Godfather 16 seconds in a fucking time!

It doesn't make any sense! Why are you doing that? And credit to George Lucas, Star Wars would make more sense than are you doing that and try to do George Lucas Star Wars would make more sense in 60-second increments something outfather yes correct so uh Michael is staring angrily we'll be back back no but they have to talk about every 30 minutes which makes it so that they didn't know what the fuck to talk about they're a slave to their own stupid yucky format correct correct the format makes it so it's impossible for them to have an interesting conversation.

No, I think their personalities do that. And okay, so there's, yeah, there's two things working against them. Now they bring on Liz Whitaker and she is shot out of a cannon. I'm shocked. They got a girl to do their show. Oh yeah, and she's psyched about it. This is maybe my favorite visual minute

of the whole movie. Mm-hmm. Why is that? I love everything they do with the red crystals under the salt every way they exploit that for visual pleasure is I fully support. I think it's amazing. Make fun all you want to board. I was in the theater. People were coming all over themselves

at the visual pleasure of the red salt fucking planet. What did you think about this minute? It was one of my favorite moments in cinema. I thought they did a fantastic job with the special effects It was what you mind slowing down a little bit. We got to get 30 minutes We're gonna drain this out. Really. What'd you pick up on you? Let's do a different episode You'll send the most recent episode about book a bubble fat. Well if I have to describe just what was going through my brain the entire time listening to it that would be my a double zero clip a bunch of god damn nerds yeah I know I was tempted to pull a

couple of those clips myself I just the attempts at humor are infuriating now give this a listen. Number one, humor. And this is it. The big finale to the book of Boba fat. This is it. You're Lewis. Please let me know if this is it. Please let me know because I wasn't sure it is. Okay, good. They can't help themselves. They do a lot of singing when they hear something they get triggered and they start singing something. It was just a weird thing. You know what I reminded me of? Do you remember the movie Goldmember clip 1.75? And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh. I like it. K-She-unless shun shun band.

Like, yeah. That's what they did. Yeah, that's goofy got people who do shit like that. It's not fun. No one's having fun with that. No, they are not. So could you do me a favor? What I did is I gave that little clip.

I tried to make a little more spicy and a little more fun. Oh, okay. And how it should have ended. My 1.5 clip, please. And this is it. The big finale to the Book of BobaFat. This is it. You're Lewis. Please let me know. If this is it, please let me know. Because I wasn't sure. It is. Okay, good. You like Huey Lewis on the news. If 87 you we release this For the most accomplished album. I think they're undisputed masterpieces hip-to-beat swear song so catchy Most people probably don't listen to the words, but they should because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity And the importance of friends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself I think it should end with an axe to the fucking face. I for once agreed to the violence is the answer for these people Can I play an example? Please?

What passes this comedy on this show? It's quite remarkable. I got my pants and go to the... I got my pants and go to the... What? I'm not I would hit double zero again for me A bunch of goddamn nerds. Okay, so listen, let me just say this my my second clip here. Yeah, really sums up What they did was this whole episode is an hour and 41 minutes. Okay of them Reviewing the book of Boba fat episode seven the season finale. Don't worry folks. No spoilers in this Please don't watch that show. It is terrible. It's the worst thing. Number two, please.

That this episode seems to do a lot of like, oh, okay, I guess that's, okay. I guess that's what's happening here. That's how that wraps up. Okay. It's good to nail us. Yeah. So if that's how that show is,

why are you doing this? Yeah, why are you talking or not? Why are you doing this? They didn't enjoy it. The show's not good. It certainly is not. I've watched it. It's garbage.

Why just go out and just be like, this is a mess. Go out and meet a girl. Instead, this guy, instead, he goes out and he's like, I don't want to be too negative. Why not? It sucks. Say that it sucks, who cares?

Why not be negative on it? It's terrible. Is your sponsor of the sports book? Great. You want to be upset? Okay, so number three is more humor. All right. If we were real men, we'd know the name of different knots and stuff like that.

Yeah, of course. It's a don not. I wish it was a don not. Bon mot. Um. Boo. Boo. So I want to point out because there's a lot of times,

these are like giant Star Wars nerds. And then they don't know what the fuck they're talking about, which is, ah, yeah, do you remember when like, to be a nerd, you had to be smart? Yeah, you had like no all the stuff from all the comic books and the cartoons and all the stuff. These guys don't seem to know what they're talking about. Surely there's some being in this galaxy far, far away

that has an odd number of ocular inputs in there. You would think, yeah. Anatomy? Yeah, yeah, the, where's he agand? The re-ease in Mohonic and Anely team. Anatomy. Yeah, yeah, the the where's he a gand the Reuse and Mohonic and Analy team the Right I think

The game I'm getting them confused or grand or grand Gand is is the bug thing is Yeah, yeah, it's Is the bug thing? Yeah, yeah, it's grand is or grand is so confusing You fucking know all about this shit. Why do you guys have a show about this? What are you doing so then Liz starts googling stuff and real time to figure out what's going on? Oh Hang on well, oh, it, please just be handed an update.

No, no, no. No, no. Also. What happened? They're also completely incapable of expressing what the story is that they're watching. Right. There's nothing where they're expleted, anything that's really going on in any type of detail that would be interesting.

My number five, please. Yeah, here's something we learned pretty quickly. My first note is that Boba is really open to suggestion. He's really like, like we get the whole beginning of this. So he's him being like, like they killed everybody. When are we going to like, people just show up and they're like, well, you know, we can't, we can't just do this. And he's like, right, we can't do that. They're like, well, you know, we can't just do this. And he's like, right, we can't do that.

And they're like, well, you know, we've got to do this. He's like, we shall do that. Like, it's like, you know, are you following any of that? No, like, right, run a note down. Like, what was the actual conversation? If anyone in their right minds watches this show and then goes to listen to this for the commentary, right, you should be locked up.

It's worthless. When you're watching a show that you know you're going to podcast about, scribble some notes down. Maybe watch it a second time so that you know what the fuck you're talking about. Number six, why? One month, you're like, no, we can't abandon the city. We got to stay here and he's like, you're right. We shall stay here.

And like the other, I forgot what the, something right before that, I think, Phoenix Hand is also doing some similar kind of thing where he's, she's like, well, we've got to do this and he's like, yeah, we shall do that. Like, what is this shit? I don't know anything about Star Wars. It's an odd one. I know more than these guys.

He's very much a reactive game character. Great insight. Wow, good stuff, sir. Great stuff. Wow, great stuff. Great stuff. Now number seven, Huba again. Well, yes, he is very, he's, he's, as a management style, he's very, let's say, react, yeah.

Like react, he's, he's, he's, he's, collaborative. Right, he's not really a top down guy. Yeah, what are you guys talking about? Unless he's driving his Corvette, his Fets-Vet, I'm sure he's convertible. So then he's got his top down. You mean Boa Fets on mobile?

Yeah. Are you confused? Yeah, what the fuck are they talking about? Doesn't Boa Fett fly around and slave one? I believe I had to look up Fets-Vet because it sounded familiar and it's a song by MC Chris. Oh! I didn't know know if it's Jordan Slave 1. I believe I had to look up Fats Vat because it sounded familiar. And it's a song by MC Chris. Oh! I didn't know you were an MC.

It's a nerd rapper. Oh, okay. Okay, so. So can I just point out real quick? Sure. Bulba fat. I don't want to dissect the actual show that's at the point of our show.

But it's obviously made for children. It's a show that's made for children because any adult watches nori, this is retarded. And the way these guys are describing what happened in it is like a child describing it. And then the one character says the other guy, I don't know what to do. And he's like, well, what do we do this? I can't remember what it was.

But then he's like, okay, yeah, let's do that. And then they go to the city. And then the other people are at the city. And then the one alien. Look at the other alien. Yeah. And then they show his eyes, his eyes red. Oh my gosh. So cool. Oh, but he had that gun laser.

It's so cool. Oh, it's the Star Wars monster. The guy you watched everything that has to do with Star Wars their entire lives. And digested none of it. I can't. No, no, what's going on? Maybe they were watching 60 seconds at a time. It helped them out a little bit like watch the whole movie and figure out what's going on. If he messes it up and he like misses a second, he's got to go back like meticulously.

Yeah. This is ridiculous, sir. So then they get into fun facts about the scene. Oh, can I just give you one more piece of humor? Yeah. This is a good one. Number eight, this is a good joke. And the-

I wish the leader of the pikes was a little bit more flamboyant. You know what I mean? Like fish can be flamboyant. I don't know, it can be colorful, but he just looks like every other fish guy on the, on the, he should have like a plume or spines or something to indicate that he's like the boss. And then that's when you'd fall for the leader of the pikes.

Uh, room, room, room. Um, room the pikes. Ugh. Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom, vroom. Come on. Come on, guys. The leader of the pikes, come on. I hope these guys submit for our stuttering John Perry. So, God, that's all I want to say. I want to say that.

I hope you have a back for that sort of thing. They're very good. Oh my God. Okay, fun facts. Yes. They're talking about this scene. Now, you've 66 to talk about. So what do you do?

You go on wookiepedia, it's called. That's where you get all your Star Wars information. Carl's been a contributor since the day one. And they find out, yeah, I should mention, we're in my Star Wars room right now. I do have a bunch of Star Wars shit in this room. Carl loves Star Wars. I like Star Wars.

I like it. When I asked many of you about to do the show with me, I go, how do you feel about Star Wars? You go, I like it. I'm like, me too. I'm like, yeah. I like it. Well, I asked many of you about to do the show with me. I go, how do you feel about Star Wars? You go, I like it. I'm like, me too. I'm like, yeah, I like it. It's fine. There's some really bad movies, but it's fine.

Whenever. So they're talking about how this scene was shot in Bolivia. And Pete, the retailer, is such a dummy. This is how he responds. Well, that's neat. I'm amazed that it literally, I did not think that it was filmed anywhere. Like I was so sucked into the movie

that it was just like, I know they went to a planet and filmed, this just happened. They're in great. Yeah, they're in great. So he thought that they actually went to a galaxy far, far away and that's where they filmed this movie. And this is the guy who's explaining to me, what's cool about Star Wars? This guy's just sitting there like with his hand on his head, go, oh, far away. And that's where they filmed this movie. And this is the guy who's explaining to me what's cool about Star Wars. This guy's just sitting there like with

his hand on his head to go, oh, Bolivia. Bolivia. But that's not a coincidence. This doesn't take place, that's what's going on here. And then Alex tries to ask him, how many places have you been to where they've shot scenes for Star Wars? And I'm guessing that's not a lot. I found it on a listicle about 30 locations where you can see where they filmed Star Wars. And Pete, I know you've been to at least one. I've been weird, to...

You went to Guatemala, a.k.a. Yavin IV. I feel like I had been to Moore, but now I can't remember. So... I know when you were in Italy, but did you actually get to the Phantom Menace locations and you just drove by it? We had to drive by Naboo. Alex knows more about Pete's life than Pete does. Pete is retarded. You were right with your assessment to begin with.

So now they've like, this conversation has come to an end. And they still have to go on for their 20 minutes. And they make a mistake of asking Liz a question. Now I've been listening to this for 15 minutes at this point. I'm like, what are you doing asking Liz a question. Now I've been listening to this for 15 minutes at this point. I'm like, what are you doing asking Liz a question? Liz, you've been in any Star Wars locations that you were aware of? Have you been to any film locations that you're aware of? I mean other than like Santa Monica Pier, that's in like a hundred movies. Yeah, that's true. I can't think of any off the top of my- Time Square, I've been a time Square.

Dude, this feels like to me. I don't think she understood the question. The Saturday Night Live, Jeopardy Thing, where it's like, just write down any number, just any number and you will win. Like, have you ever been anywhere on Earth? Does anywhere, have you been to your house?

Would you, like, would you live somewhere? Is there a physical location you can name right now? What the fuck? I think it's even more boring, Doc. Um, now I'm looking at a, I'm the Wikipedia, Wikipedia, we're not not Wikipedia, we're in the real world now. Wikipedia list of Star Wars filming locations and I don't. This is real Canada. Right, yeah, I don't see any of, um, any other places that have been. Think about it.

Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? Guys, the reason why your show sucks so bad is because you're trying to talk for 30 minutes about 60 seconds of a movie that what there's very little dialogue during and very little actually happens at it. At one point, the guy tastes the dirt and goes,

oh, it's salt. And they talk about that for 15 minutes on this show. But do you realize that they don't think that that's shit? Yes, they just like... That's why I'm telling them. If they knew, I would be your telling that. They think they're mining gold.

I know. They think they're just mining the humor and all of the gold out of these rich scenes, every second of gem. And so that's why so much of their conversation is nonsensical garbage. I know where it's two years away, but I hope there's a lot of Easter eggs

in that Rises Skywalker scene where they show all the ships, all the ever-riving for Lando's party. And then they could've had Snoopy on his little doghouse as one of the things that he's going to go back. Well, that's retarded. Sir, putting Snoopy in a Star Wars movie would ruin the credibility of Star Wars. I think that's a bad idea to do that.

The Red Baron in Star Wars? Bad idea, sir. Maybe I put it E.T. Red lead or red lead? Hey, who's the new guy? It's so worst. I fucking right, Johnson's better at writing Star Wars movies in this guy. Now, you're going to get a Wars movies than this guy. Now you're

gonna get a kick out of this one because they're so bored. They're talking about the clothing that they're wearing. So they land on the ice planet. It's stuff-a-loving. It's streets, though. It's an Easter egg. The kids will love it. All right. They're talking about the fucking fashion that these people are wearing. Not one they have never noticed in Star Wars is like the fashion part of it. But like so in the first one he's wearing Poe's jacket and you know that's someone else's identity. And then he's wearing this jacket. No, that's someone else. Like so in the skywalker he wears a new one and be like a hideously ugly.

That's just right. No, you know, like like you have no taste whatsoever. And people are like, oh, you know, it's like a. Like I want to see to see the jacket Rocky wears and Rocky too with the tiger on the back. Oh, totally. You can have a tiger. He can borrow one, he can borrow it from me.

Yeah. Have a nexy one on the back. We're like a, like a short, I'm thinking like a, like a Brett, the Hitman heart kind of jacket, like a short leather jacket with like wide shoulders. Fucking stereo car. And like a, like a, a flap front. Maybe some kind of plaid.

Would you like that, Vinnie? If he was wearing a Brett the Hitman Heart jacket and Star Wars. Yeah, that'd be cool, shit. That'd be pretty fucking cool, right? If I could Luke was in the Heart Foundation, fuck yeah. That'd be pretty cool. So then the guy goes,

because they just don't know what to talk about. So the guy's like, well, maybe it can be plaid. Do you think the guy can wear plaid? So then the question is, is there ever plaid in Star Wars? That's how bored they are of talking about Star Wars. Do they have plaid in Star Wars? I wasn't, I was just thinking,

was anybody who would learn plaid? Maybe we'll find out in the next minute. Did the original Jabba wear plaid? I know you think he might, but I don't think he did. I think he was worrying just kind of dirty street clothes. It seems to me like you're on the ex-boob mark. I'm gonna answer this question for Liz. No, no one at Star Wars' worst plaid.

It's not a thing at Star Wars. It's pretty simple. It's the worst part, man. Pretty simple answer. This thing is like mind-numbingly boring. I don't know how I wasn't able to find it, but thank you to Alex in the Discord for showing me that they do have a Patreon with 407 patrons

making $3,500 a month. I Googled Star Wars Minute Patreon, and it did not show up on the first page of Google. And when something doesn't show up on the first page of Google, I assume it does not exist in the world. Well, I know from doing the creep-off with you that you're quite the researcher. Sometimes I get past the third listing, but not too often.

Nope. I'm not going to scroll. I'm not going to do that much work. All right. You ready to hear some more clarity? They do. You know, you talk about, you know, what are they going to mind out of these 60 seconds? They're going to mind some comedy.

Lumps of shit. Going back to the, the skimmers for a second and going back to the doors and the big ass door has the little mini doors. Doors on doors on doors. Doors on doors on doors. Um, doors all the whole planet. One big door. Yeah. The whole door is one big door. Big door. Not much there. one big door I

Wish I was just people would break no, it's not I wish these people would break on through to the other side Sorry Vinnie stepped on my line, so I wasn't able to get it out. You're welcome for stepping on that Wow, that is Yeah, it's not good. They Wow, that is infuriating. Yeah, it's not good. How many improv lessons do you think they've taken to get to that point? 28.

Yeah, that's not it. I'd say they've got two years. They're at least a level two improv too. Yeah, they definitely have the yes and down. Oh, they certainly do. All right, here's a question that they want to ask me. Now, real quick, do you remember where you saw last Jedi and what your experience was?

Yes, I saw it in the IMAX theater and I wanted to murder Ryan Johnson. I'm still pissed him to this day that he ruined what could have been a fun trilogy. Oh, actually, he asked Liz that question. And here's her answer. I got up at six o'clock in the morning to go downtown to the Indiana State Museum

where they have a 15 story IMAX. What? And yeah, yeah, it's 15 stories. I think that's right. I'm not great at numbers. That might be an exaggeration. It is one of only like. Outdoors? Indores.

Indores, but it's one of only, I think, six screens that large in the world. Six, I'm at screens that large in the world. Wow. We know. Check it. 15 stories. How would you even watch something

after this 15 story stall? Yeah, they show what movie. You'd have to be a mile away. To be able to actually take that in. And other 15 story building Yeah, and then she goes I'm not going with numbers. What do you mean numbers 15 stories like you that's a building? Wouldn't it be funny if the screen was just one big screen? Like a screen the screen yeah

Holy shit I thought it was interesting that some of the commercials that are on during the show. I did too. Yeah. These days, it can be hard to find and hire the right candidates for your small business. That's why LinkedIn Jobs made it easier to find the people you want to talk to faster and for free. We vastly overestimate how many podcast listeners are in a position to hire someone. I don't think there's a lot of executives who're listening to Star Wars minute.

Was that like Dr. Frank from the Simpsons reading that too? Like that voice is very strage and easily. Oh, the winked in. Yeah, I know. These, um, these ads are not great. They're not high quality, I wouldn't say. But anything else that you picked up out of her in the show? Well, you know, I would just like to end with my summation number nine. Or and it doesn't have like on on a on a just regular narrative level.

It's not it's all just like nothing interesting, nothing new. Correct. That's up your show, sir. I'll leave you with one last question that this guy has. Did you think a snowcat like a will and was like, did he, and like was, I guess we should have talked about this a couple of days ago, but like, you think that he would have pointed successor

in his political documents or whatever. Well, that, that seems to me like, you know, evacuate in our moment of triumph. It's like, why would I need to do that? It's gonna be fun. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be in control for years. What do you guys think?

You think Snoke had a will? What's Chad about this? This is a good topic. He didn't because it's a fictitious character in a fake story. I refused to acknowledge the fucking question. Fuck you dude. I'm not even paying attention, fuck him.

Holy shit, so that is Star Wars Minute. I can't believe people listen to shit. I know there's a lot of Star Wars nerds out there, but this is the worst way. What kind of life insurance do you think Emperor Palpatine had? What's this deductible? How many space credits is this? You would think that there would be insurance

on a Death Star, wouldn't you, Keith? Ha, ha, ha. See, now you're gonna get into the territory when Kevin Smith talks about Star Wars. He can actually get into this mind some interesting thoughts about on Trichard on the Death Star. Yeah, Kevin Smith is a creative person.

Right. He came up with some funny jokes. Correct. All right, let's get into it. Kevin's with us a creative person right came up with some funny jokes correct All right, let's get into it. I have to start off with this one that came in from Tucker Dixon And yes, it's this show who are these podcasts for last week Wait a second. I played the wrong one though because there was one Fuck me there it is

Fireworks Why don't think it's funny Grab the wrong one. Oh, here it is. Nope, this probably isn't it either. Never mind. When do we get to the fireworks factory? Sorry, Tucker.

I dropped the ball. I dropped the ball on your punchline. Yeah, I fucked up. The high noon must have been flowing that day, huh guys? I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. I guess. I dropped the ball onto your punchline. Yeah, I fucked up. The high noon must have been flowing that day, huh guys?

I guess Tucker sent me two clips and I didn't realize that I was supposed to play the one to say, this has not been the edit it, but this is what the actual one was. And then it says Bob Sagan, which is the big punchline. I guess I didn't understand what his bit was. That was supposed to execute on. Tucker is quite the talent.

He's, well, he certainly is. He really is. He really is. He really is. He's a one in a million listener. That guy. You know what else is? Is Adam Thoreau? Adam Thoreau sent in. He's no gangrenously. No, he's no gangrenously. Wait, it's an in a cringe of the week. A show called That's Offensive with the Oh and the F both capitalized for some reason. I'm not sure why, but I think this is probably cringe of the week material. My best friend growing up had, I feel like just the porn star vagina. Just like was born with it.

Her mom also had like the porn star vagina. Oh my god. Wait, why do you know that her mom had a porn star vagina? Because we all would like pee together, you know? Like we would all just like hang out. But then when they saw mine, they were like, oh, like, have you ever thought about surgery? Yeah, because the two of them had to carry their vagina started wheelbarrows. Because they pee together and the thing was just going, as they pee the flaps were just slapping around. What is this? Clamp? She's

working a pre-patch like you were a giant say I don't get it please talk that in ma'am. Please verify. She's to pop ass to talk her vagina into her sock. Maybe I'm trying to sew what? Yeah I know it's gonna be stragging on the ground and it's raining out. What a weird conversation. I guess my life with a human slip and fall. What a weird conversation. I asked my wife the human slip and fall. Just people behind her constantly slip and fall. It's just a guy with a mob behind her just following everywhere she goes. I asked my wife, does that, does that make any sense?

And she confirmed that no, girls do not stare at their friends' moms vagina. That's not a thing that happens. So that was good to know. Okay. Whatever you say. One more cringe of the week. This one comes in from, friend of the show, Eric Zane.

He was listening to Free Beer's Hot Wings. Hold on. Yeah. Not a friend of my show. Whoa, what's going on? You and Eric have a falling out? I had to jump in a fucking lake because I was, you loved it.

You loved it, you loved every minute of it. I saw you got more footage of that by the way. I did. Yeah. I felt. Someone had into the goddamn water. Everyone was able to film you except for me somehow. Yeah, well apparently they had two working feet

and a camera. If you don't know what we're talking about, there's a video up on the creep off YouTube channel. One of the consequences that Vinnie had to do is the polar plunge. And I went down there for moral support first and foremost, but that's secondly to capture it on video. And it's a fun video.

I should check it out on the creep off YouTube page. Yeah, you'll enjoy it. You'll enjoy it. Music by the isotopes. So Eric Zane sent me a note. Do you remember that drip Rachel from the free beer and hot wings show? To me, this is more the fault of free beer and hot wings

for giving her a microphone. But in her around the room the other day, this is what she said. Now, remember we talked about this show, they do this segment all the time. We're like, go around the room, I just tell us something about you that's going out or something like that. So this is Rachel's. Hi, my name is Rachel and I like to collect stuffed animals. I mentioned that earlier.

I think they're really fun. I also like to collect fun earrings. Yesterday, I decided to wear some fun little pink froggy earrings. That was really fun. Today, I'm wearing some little tombstone earrings that say, RIP on them. And then for my birthday, my sister got me some like turnip earrings. Those are kind of fun. I think funky jewelry is cool. I know that it's very kitschy and stupid. I think funky jewelry is cool. I know that it's very kitschy and stupid. All right.

He says, keep in mind, this is happening on a syndicated radio show that's in 50 different markets. It's on 50 different radio stations, this is what they're talking about. He goes, we used to torque shit like that when I was on the show. This is why podcasts are waiting.

Look, little cats, little cats. Oh, it's so fun. So also Eric put together a fun super clip from us. I think they're really fun. Find the earrings, fun little pink froggy earrings. That was really fun. Today, I'm those are kind of fun. All right, I do love Eric.

It's just bad. That's real. Little froggy ones. I wanted to play this clip real quick. This is from the Dick show this past week. He had Josh Denny on the show. And when he said this, I was like, yes, this is the point I'm trying to make to podcasters

for so long, because I get this all the time where podcasters come back and they're like, well, we're not even trying to put on a great show. Like why are you goofing us? I remember that fucking comedy pot pie show. Oh, I remember that. Their response was, we're putting in less than one percent

effort into this. Of course, it's gonna suck. Oh, I remember that. Their response was, we're putting in less than 1% effort into this. Of course it's gonna suck. I show you. Okay. 100% of that. People are a strength of that. Oh yeah, I'm doing this thing. Why is it, well, is it any good?

No. Yeah, then don't do it. Yeah. I don't know what to say. Or, you know, commit to it entirely until you make it good. Yeah. And understand that it's gonna be,

it's gonna take longer, it's gonna be harder. And use that as a metric. Is it making money? Yeah. No, then it's not a success. Yeah. I like the jessil neckline that my girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend. Anyway, I just thought that was very well put. If you're doing some of the socks and then putting it on the internet, that's on you. That's not a good excuse for sucking. Speaking of sucking, I'm sure you've seen it's been going around everywhere. Heather McDattled her stand up.

I sent it to you. I sent her the video. Yeah. So, wow. She posted this on her YouTube page. She's owning it. And this is the video that she posted on her YouTube of her stand up.

Now, what you're gonna hear? You call that stand up. Man, what you're gonna hear? She's doing her little routine and then she does faint and collapse on stage. And it's funny just because of the content at the time that she collapsed. I don't think she could be this brilliant if she tried.

Correct. I don't mean to brag, I don't care, but I want you to know, double-vaxed, booster, flu shot, and I'm gonna be honest, I have the shingle shot too. And I still get my period. What? Yes! Traveled, went to Mexico twice, did shows of meet and greets, never got COVID. Clearly, Jesus loves me the most. Seriously. So nice. So nice. So nice.

Now, the reason I wanted to play that, Vinnie, did you notice anything about that video, about maybe how it was edited a little bit? When she collapsed on the stage, and she hits her head and she does fracture her skull, she goes down pretty hard. Yes, she does. That gets the biggest laugh of her entire set. Correct.

But you notice how she edited that? She actually unsweetened it. Something that a comedian's never done before. She unsweetened her own comedy set. And now I'm gonna play you because Anthony Cumia found the original video and he was playing that. His show. Oh shit.

Did shows meet in greets? Never got COVID clearly. She's a terrible thing. Jesus loves me the most. Seriously. So nice. So nice. Oh.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. The laughs. Ah.

The laughs are astounding. That's the biggest laugh of the entire time. She goes down, sm smash her head and was like We didn't know she was a physical comedian This is good I don't think it's funny all right all right. I'm just saying this is someone who clearly works with CIA this how to make that all this whole situation a little bit Ironic Remember we did that show the yard,

those four rich Twitch streamers, who are all really cool guys? Well, they heard our show and they responded to us. And they did so on a bonus show so that we wouldn't hear it. But someone who is a Patreon member of ours also supports them. Why couldn't they just put it out in the regular feed you think? You know why they said they didn't want to give us the publicity.

That old chestnut. Yeah, in fact they even had a strategy. We should call this episode, the review of their episode, and they have to pay to listen to it. And we just get the viewers back. Jokes out of you. Wrong. I still got that $5 bill right here in my podcast.

Hey, can I see it? Yep, that's it. That's it. I got it. They do have a pretty good point about us. It's really like you took two Yelp reviewers and made them have a podcast. Yeah. It's not a bad description of our show.

Yeah. Two Yelp reviewers with a podcast. So this was their critique because Tab was on the show and he listened this episode with some only girls, or only girls, only fans, model, who shows off her boobies on the internet and makes tons of money from it. Yeah, but they listened to the ammo episode

and they listened to the episode 29, like right before this. And the ammo one, they kind of lay in the ammo. Like they said, they say something thought buys a gas station and it's pretty, it's pretty sexist like the whole way through. Well, yeah, it's sexist. You brought on a guest who was bragging about

how her boobs make her millions of dollars. It's not like they found a financial manager and we called her a dinghy broad. Right. Because that's by its madness. That's a different podcast. Like I can't believe all sexists they were. We were talking to this woman about her amazing career and they were just talking about her boobs. Like yeah, that's why she's famous was because of her boobs. I think you kept it in context. I think so too. They're the ones who are going a little bit out of bounds with that.

Oh yeah, tell us about your accounting methods. Who gives a shit? You see your fucking rack? Let's talk about a rack. Did you generate a 1099? All right, now the biggest laugh that they all have. Do you think Emperor Palpatine says each story to her?

A 1099? And everyone's off our page right now, we're canceled. Yeah. So the biggest laugh they have reviewing our show is when the one guy talks about, yeah, I went on and watched Comtown review the review of their show. So the funniest thing that they say is a Nick Mullin joke. Nick Mullins like, oh, guys, look at this stinger.

I worked all night on for zero money. Right. Nick Nick moment is funny That's a good point. Yeah, it didn't seem funny coming out of that guys mouth. No, it's not as good for the 25 30 minutes that they do it. I was like this is this is kind of funny because of like how absurd every comment They don't you love when someone is so fucking pathetic like it actually doesn't penetrate you at all one is so fucking pathetic like it actually doesn't penetrate you at all. Yeah, it's so kind of good. Yeah. All right. Well, good luck with your video game careers, guys.

I'm sure that'll last for decades to come. And I'm sure that the skills that you're building up right now will take you wherever you want to go in life. So congrats on that. Yeah. He knows you guys are right. I'm watching right now. I can see his eyes.

Carl's hurt. Now, Vinnie, I'm not hurt. I'm excited because it's time to get back into the Stuttering John parody song contest. There's some doozy. And I've decided that this is our stinger for that. Uh, um. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I like that minor chord at the ad. Doug from the Jingle Department made that for us. And all right, let's go through these. Starting off with Leitecane sent in this one for us. It is a a weem song that's kind of a B side. So I'm excited about it.

But if you don't know this weem tune and you might not know exactly what's going on. I'm a purchase across my screen Just don't lie below and slender me You're just a loser, don't turn And I am the heart rateer I love you better, drink you whenever you're just a loser. Said on a balcony drink what we made from our super chats E-reactions don't always come When your pop-up blue cheer you're just a chorus like I'm gonna clear my fingers I'm gonna clear my fingers Just kidding, it's the way I like it

But I've got my street Get 10 years daily So would you like to hike with me? You're just a core's like to hide with you You're just a core's like to me I need a little energy Don't pose my stand up You're just a boy like you.

All right, thank you very much for that. That was beautiful. Very beautiful. You know, I didn't get to tell you this. Yeah. But I was sitting next to my wife on the couch when I saw the picture of Stuttering Chan's figure Dale. Oh, God. and she was like. So awesome. What? Who is that?

And I had to explain to her. I was like, honey, it looks like you was trying to scrape the last bit of shit out of the quarter, the litter box of the finger. It's just disgusting. I've never seen anything like that. All right, here's another submission. It's from Dave from Canada.

He picks a very fun upbeat. Can I tell you? Upbeat 10. that's my dude. That's my favorite pick. That's my super pick. All right, well, I will say this, we're gonna do another week of submission, so keep making these.

And then on episode 300, we're gonna choose our favorite in the winner, who's gonna win fabulous prizes. So you'll be part of that, many. prizes. So you'll chick with nice jugs. You need to send more super chats to buy more litter for my cats. My body's covered in stink. I invite my guest out for a drink. Jay Leno once laughed at my joke.

I think I'll have another stroke. Planning lawsuit with POPAC. I need Viagro for my cock. Sometimes I stutter my words. Green screen is covered in cat tugs, Carl had better watch his back, I got a weird growth on my sack, in third grade I played the horn, how it gave me some popcorn, the puppet triumphs on my bit, Carl says that my breath smells just like shit Have OCD, can't clean my room

Can you come help me set up Zoom? Susanna getting a handy from Adam Sandler in college Cours on the balcony, Cours in the cat dish, Cours in the hamper, Cours blocking my door, Cours in the trolls, They say things, I'll vote my kids, and I just talked pop-op and we are going to have So I lost suit Girls, girls, and girls, girls, girls Thank you for the super chat I didn't listen to that whole thing, I listened to the first couple of seconds I was like, okay, and this was definitely going to the bar

Bro, Tyler gave me some popcorn Yeah, yeah, should be the name of a second book I thought for sure he was gonna go with porn, which is why that was so great. Oh, I think we set up a porn every last line was the winner Yeah, that was very very well put to you day from Canada He's in the lead right now. I see it's like I don't know the discord very much enjoyed that Anthony just sent me a note, say that that was a winner. So very, very well done. All right. We got some more to get through.

Now, this one's interesting because this person took an isotope song, Monin, which is actually a jazz tune art, Blake Lee and the jazz messengers. But Brian DeWald put Stuttering John's song for Howard on top of Art Music and it's actually quite brilliant. Now if you don't know what this is, as a reviewing Stuttering John's audio book, he actually sings the theme song he wrote for Howard Stern back when he was an intern and it's embarrassingly bad. He was a good, after dancing the horror, he had nowhere to go.

Howard, Howard Stern. I mean, let's face it, Scott Munie's throat is a mess. To be self-eventing an immense, God-chanted, with dress. Who would have fun if he could inherit you? Hell, two King Howard, Howard is the kid. Well, Howard said we'd see you up toEC? It's seen they got jealous of his popularity That was a song recorded in my friend Carol hamburger his basement That was a song recorded in my friend, Teril Hamburger, his basement.

He wrote the worst, most racist song. Nah, I was talking about the guitar. Say, hey, oh, wait. I was waiting for that. The fact that he decided to recreate that by singing it out of his audio books still astounds me. Yeah. Thought that was pretty fun.

And well done, like that was... You know what the worst part about that? What? Is that it's at the height of his like creativity? Oh yeah, that's a good trying heart. Exactly right. That's what he was really trying to make it. Yeah, you can talk to him, not just for Bloney, but,

and in case anybody was wondering, how to make it with Howard back that is just suck his dick. Correct. Wow. Tell us how to win around here too, guys. Yeah, I mean, again, a little bit would bit would wonder you know it applies to many facets of life Here's another submission from Cardiff electric was now this is second submission for this contest Not bad, yeah, Not bad. All right. This one came in from major

dick and it's called we don't talk about Stuck Joe. We don't talk about Stuck Joe. No, no, no, we don't talk about Stutt Joe But it was 2012 Stutt Joe's at the Roster Karima Dool Job Bar Stutt Joe walks in with an artistic grin Stutter, he proceeds to bomb Stutt Joe has a broken brain. Speech in panellmit clay to fame. The liquor stores know him by name.

And we don't talk about Stuck Joe. No, no, no. We don't talk about the job So barely obese frame cockroaches on his back If you watch me around the balcony best, the super chat passes out every night Getting bombs on cooler's life We don't talk about the job, no, no, no He told me PJ would die the next day. Dad, he told me Cardiff Electrics Aluser, just like he said.

He told me someone would make me disappear. Now I can't feel my legs. Your fate is sealed when your super chat is red Alright well done very well done. So this next entry is a little fun with real audio This is the DaBler remix from IC priority 1297 in DaBler's anonymous I see priority 12.97 in Daibler's Anonymous. Let's go! I promised you I'm going to DC. Well guess what? The fight's over.

Lifeline, Lifeline! Yeah. Oh, I decided to drink with your clothes. Cloudy day. Why not? It's not weird. People always think I'm some kind of awful. Yeah, do I drink some plants at the pub yet? But I'm not weak, you know, I'm not some fucking crazy

drunk, I'm fucking you, you know what I mean? When John would do the pie set, he was supposed to be, tonight so cheap when they have all the beer and it'll expect it No, we do have a good one. Yeah, we don't drink it all. I don't know. Bob and Wilhelm, I gotta leave a tip when I get a fucking beer and the fuck outta you. Yeah, Fudge go, I agree. The one note I would give to everyone is the mix.

You gotta bring the vocals much higher than the music, so we can hear the jokes. That was quite wonderful. But that was great. That was fun. You know what would be the worst thing they could ever happen? What's that?

Actually, you know what, never mind. It might be a new career for John. If he just gets sober, light becomes completely sober. But if he doesn't motivational speaker, that would be a fun skit. We should do that in our next deep fake video But I'm sober John yeah right there. Don't you don't you think that like I was once on dabble and comedy like all of you But don't you think that he would be like equally as funny if he was like super serious and sober?

Yeah, he's a moron. He's fighting no matter what's going on Yeah, no better than I don't say yeah, but now that's brain, so I'll just be really funny to see him sober. Now, I have two more submissions. I don't even know if they count, because they're just voicemails that they came in and people just sang in the voicemail. So I think it's the same person both times. This is another ween sign.

This is a parody of piss up a rope. They're really pulling some deep pulse of ween sign. What was the name of the first one? You said it was a deep... You're just an object to me or object. It was a B side or a bonus track No, it's on a regular album, but it's not one they play a live a lot or anything like that Which album it is on La Cucuracha. Oh, do you think that? Yes, very good. It was the cockroach album Makes sense. Do you think that they were able to generate 1099 insurance forms for the cockroach?

For the Cukuracha. Drinking cool light and watching TV. If you ever wonder what it's like to be me, I spend all my money and now that I'm broke. I do a podcast and I live with the roach. I'm sitting outside drinking beer and a can. If you mention Carla, then you'll get to ban my stutter the pitch. Fuck my dick. If you want to fight, then meet me at

Pickwick. That's God. I can see Stuttering John actually singing that going down the street in like a robe box of shirts just dancing just like jumping up and doing a spin on the light post I still got it. All right people are pointing out that I got a silver bowl. All right right that doesn what we done musical. How redemption arc. Holy shit, that's funny. Let's stop podcasting, you just work out this musical,

you guys will have that. Hey, you guys want to win, do that parody. I got a silver bullet. So, people are pointing out that these people are purposely choosing ween songs and Beatles songs. They know those are my favorite bands. Well, here's another example of someone picking a Beatles song. I think it's the same guy as the last one. When I find myself in times of hunger,

Ham Sandwich comes to me. God, I eat my sandwich, energy. To addiction. God, eat it for the roaches. Come around and G and G and G and G got a sandwich and on the balcony. Susanna won't talk to me. So is production value a part of our score? I don't think it is, right? You should have put that in the room. Somebody helped it. Somebody helped that kid out.

Just slap that out of karaoke track and let's go. That's good shit. Holy shit, amazing. All right, that leads us to this segment. Most people like to fast forward through. Yeah. Now, John's in a feud with Hell Sparks. Is it about their show being canceled? Yes. And Hell Sparks still do it a show, but just without John.

What happened was, they had a comedy show booked for February 25th and 26th, that all of a sudden was no longer being promoted online. Because the booker looked at the bill and went, what the fuck is this? Yeah, who booked this? Jotie. Yeah, who booked this?

I want to do funniest local comic that night. Ha ha ha ha. We got to open Mike. I can't wait to open Mike instead. can't do an open-making stand. So they actually booked Todd Youngman. No, it's that dumb. Come on. Oh, stop it.

All right. So, Hale gets on his show and explains that John's mad at him. This is Hale's side of the story. Stuttering John is on now. Okay. Well, I'll send you guys over to him, even though he won't have me on anymore. He's mad at him. This is Hellside of the story. Stuttering John is on now. Okay. Well, I'll send you guys over to him, even though he won't have me on anymore. He's mad at me because we were going to do a gig and he never gave me a date. And my agents came up with one of Cobbs and I had to fill in last minute and they have a rule about within driving distance. And I was like, I don't, we were going to push

the date to March because we had settled on it and then there you go. Anyways, I wanted to move the date, but I don't know if it happened. So he's mad, I guess. Okay. Has invited me on since. He hasn't, like, haven't heard from him since. So. So John's not even communicating with Hell's Mark.

He's like, he was on a show every single week for the last two years. Not just on the show, but helped him with everything. Driven from Vegas to LA to get him set up and show him how to plug in you through that cable into his fucking computer It's guys not everything. What is this? Wow So John gets on his show because somebody sent him obviously hell talking about this and John decides

He's gonna pull up the text conversation to show that he's right about this and when he does that He docks is a bunch of his friends because all all the phone numbers show up. So listen to Chad, pull this up and then freak out and pull it down. That I had never confirmed with him. And that's maybe he doesn't remember. And I'm just going to just show something just because I don't, you know, it's not, I mean, I did confirm with him. And he, I don't know why, but he could have forgot. How's a busy guy? And I understand that, but I did. And so I just, because the club, I mean, look,

the club said they'll never book me again. So, I just wanted to, I don't know why this thing keeps doing that, but it does. But I don't know what the heck is going on here. It's giving out everything here all of a sudden. I can't seem to get it going on all these numbers. Hold on, I'm going to get rid of this screen anyway. I don't want to show it.

You know what, I got to end this. Mike, I'm going to send you a different link. So we actually shut down his stream. He's like, oh, shit, I got to get this off the internet. I just daxed a bunch of my friends. Thank God people are recording everything he does now Can someone please get me the the drop of the club? I'll have a book me again. I need that one. I need that job. So John then starts up another stream so that he can tell his side of the Hellsmark saga

So I did confirm the gig. All right, let me start over. Since that's how it helps. Okay. I hope everybody comes back in this room. This is this is the new room for the podcast. Because I screwed up when I was trying to blow up the screen, it showed some phone numbers. So I didn't want to give out anybody's phone number. So I immediately, like this one, took it down. So as I was struggling with how to present his case on this, this is my favorite clip of this whole saga. So a lot of people are speculating

if a man at House Parks, because we were supposed to have a gig and And then and then how can I? I am not mad at house sparks house sparks has done so many great things for me He will always be a good friend and I am not mad at him. Am I disappointed? Yes. But am I mad? No. No. Holy shit.

He just gave him the, I'm not mad. Just disappointed talk. He just gave that to Hell Sparks. So like it's a nine year old. What Hell described there is a common thing that happens. Yes. Dates get moved because clubs do have rules about, you know, appearing within the same town or the same.

Well, it is agent does. Yeah. And the club too, I'm sure. Yeah. You don't want to have someone who's booked in Buffalo playing in Buffalo. Again, the next week. Yeah. Right. And makes no sense because you're not going to draw people. And the one using Buffalo, but Tavius examples, anyone does with the fuck I'm talking about. It's because we're Rochester. Their place is in Canada. All right? Just take my word for it. They're closed by.

Well, the one thing somebody played me Halle on his show yesterday, where he was saying that I'm not mad, I'm just drunk. That's enough for the discard. Well, the one thing somebody played me Halle on his show yesterday, where he was saying that we never confirmed. And that's not exactly true.

And maybe how I just forgot that we did. But I mean, I'll read you just because I don't know how to show you, but probably better, I don't show you anyway. I don't want to piss hell off. But I said, and let's see, I'm going to find the text right now. It was on December 2. I'm ready to go.

It's fine. And I wrote and said, dull set. This is at 11.34 a.m. Well, all set for February 25, 26. This is pretty cool. I think it 11.34 a.m. Well, all said, for February 25th, 26th, this is pretty cool. I think it's going to be a blast. Then on January 7th, the 22nd at 6.30 p.m., Hal texted me, hey, you're comma. I have to punt the Alameda show, just book Cobbs for the January 21st and the 22nd. Sorry about that. I could do late March in Alameda. I wrote back, dude, seriously, we confirmed this.

And then how wrote back to me? Yes. Sorry, agents orders too close with the frown, you know, the two dots and then a slanted line. But hell always says, don't talk to me about it. Talk to my agent. My agent is the one who books on my shows and has my calendar because hell is a professional. He doesn't do his own booking. So John does his own booking because he's got that. You've worked John's

agent before. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I've had some chats with him. Yeah. I mean, this guy's not a real agent. He's a killer. That John. Let me tell you. He's a killer. Rod Jeremy. He's a killer too. He's a serial rapist, so you have to be so wrong. Oh my God, we should revisit that. So Vinny reached out to try to get, it was, Rod Jeremy was the host. With Stuttering John and Brian Dunkelman. Brian Dunkelman.

Now here's the thing, the dunk is actually kind of funny. And he's a good guy. So Mark knows and Martha Manj, the Carlson, knows Brian. And when I saw that the three of them were to tour together, I brought it to Mark and he goes, we'll go get a number, go call the manager. So I said, he's about, and I got this call. And this guy who was trying to sell him so hard,

I wish I could remember off the top of my head. I know that was a while ago, though. He was quoting the jokes to me. Yeah, but Jeremy comes up and he says, Yeah. And he goes up and says, hey, my cock is as huge as your hearts for having me here.

It's a stupid, right? And he always gets a big laugh. He's telling you how the end is responding. All he did was just try to sell the show. So hard, it was like, buddy, I know this is terrible. I want to book it as a joke. Yeah, this is a goof, this is a goof, sir. So anyway, the point is is that John will never understand that he can't text Hal.

Hey, I got these dates booked for us. He needs to have his agent talk to Hal's agent or he can talk to Hal's agent, but that's how this has to happen. So what Hal does is a good friend. But he doesn't return my call. But what Hal does is a good friend is he goes, oh shit, I never got that booked. So I booked another gig that's nearby. And what what he said was let's reschedule it for March What's making a month later another gig for him and John responds with what the fuck and then ends communication with him

They haven't talked for a month now because of this Good job, John. I was just show even better the air good job without hell How it is not anymore? He doesn't do a daily show anymore. John's down to just Saturdays. Wow. Yeah, he's got like some kind of gig or something. He's doing something. He's writing. Maybe. Maybe he's writing for that app, the trivia app. That's what I was thinking. I mean, that's what he said. But Perry goes lawsuits. Well, that's what he said he was doing. But then he also talks about how he's constantly lying to everyone all the time with everything that he says.

He's talking here to Major O'Hada. And I don't know why he thinks that this is clever or that he's getting over on people. Dennis, Guy Kinky Street goes, you have a brand new Mercedes, you're a self-declared multi-millionaire. I'm like, dude, I don't, when it comes to my private finances, I'm not going to tell you exactly what I have and what I don't have, because I know the trolls are listening. But I need for all.

You guys know, for all you know, I'm driving around in Tesla. For all you know, you know, I'm driving around in African, uh, Kia. It doesn't matter. I'm not going to tell you what I'm driving around in nor am I going to tell you how much of money I have in the bank. And, and first off, why is it such a big deal? It is, it's not but she, look, look, I'm honest about everything but there's certain things that I have to protect myself and I can't say I'm honest about everything after saying I lie all the time he told us he has a Mercedes he's like you don't know that I might have a Tesla

not gonna let people know what car I'm driving I'm not gonna let him know how much money I have in the bank but I'm not be in a quick pub Do you know what I mean? It's just right because it's not a business. I be a trick So this idiot you said on your shoulder you're a multi-million. I think yeah, so what it doesn't mean it's true I saw something the other day where somebody was like Richard who jitter's net values worth 1.5 million dollars And I went and actually googled that and it showed that it said $1.5 million. They say I'm worth five million. I'll tell you this, I'm not worth five million. I ain't worth 1.5 million.

No shit. Yeah, I mean, finally, not a lie. What do you know? Yeah, you're right. What a weird thing to say, he's been telling us about his Mercedes for months now. And then he goes, you don't know, I can be driving a Tesla.

Or a Kia. Yeah, a Kia. He says, I don't wanna tell people what I have or don't have. You know what you don't have. You don't have a girlfriend. Tickniddy. A boner. So this is really funny because Kinky Streets,

how many times have you heard him talk about Kinky streets on the show a few long time supporter of the Stuttering John show well turns out all along Kinky streets was a troll Before I bring the army major. Let me just address something. Okay. I got to tell you Kinky streets will no longer be in this chatroom, at least with his name. This guy is an absolute lunatic. He was a patron number and nonstop, I don't even want to show you, just constantly email me about how bad Ford is and how he test list the way to go. And EV, then he started writing paragraphs and paragraphs about flat screen TVs. And like, like, like,

like, Daryl Lee, thanks for the fight. I'll super stick around on, on Super Chat Saturday. Yeah, Marco V, but I need three he turns out, Kinky Streets was just a troll. Because at some point, he emails me, oh, John, it wasn't funny that Carlene Martin accidentally donated to you too much money. I said, when did I think it was funny? I felt bad. I told God, give her back to money as soon as I get paid. Like, then he's like, well, you're just an LA Democrat, a money-centric fool or something.

I'm like, what the hell is wrong with you? First of all, I'm a New York Democrat, I'm missing the point. I've always been in New York. Dem might I add, I wouldn't use the term money centric to describe the country. Democrat. And as far as being money centric, I go, you're the twit who keeps on freaking emailing me every day about your

puts and your calls. Then he starts emailing me on my private email and starts trashing me and then saying, you don't know who my boss is. Well, guess what? I know your name. You know, I have your email, but I don't care about you. Just go away. So he will no longer be a part of this chat. and I will no longer allow him. So be it. But this person's been donating to Stuttering John for a very long time. Definitely not a troll.

This is the type of person John attracts. I know I've talked to Heather W. This is a John audience member. I feel like maybe the problem that John has is that he's digress to the level of his actual fans. Correct. Like that's all he's been communicated with, and he's drunk all the time. Yes, so he has literally become stupider through us Moses.

I just love that he's decided this person to troll because the person who knows what the fuck is going on in this person's head. But Kiki Streets is like, Hey, man, why don't you give the money back to Carly Martin? Blocked! Blocked! Like, Chad, come down.

That's how he was a troll. Turned out he was a troll all along. I solved the mystery. Time for a course. You know, I could... I was even debating Army Major to call out somebody's people by name, but I just... Because I know... I know their names,

but I'm not gonna do it. Because I don't wanna give them anything that you know, they're gonna jerk off too. So what's the point of this? He keeps talking about how he knows their names. He's not gonna say their names, he's not gonna use it for anything. Then why are you bragging about knowing their names?

Who cares? What is he trying to do with the names? I've never understood that either. It is a weird thing. I know your name. I know your name. So it's not my fucking social security. I know. Oh my friends know my name too. Kakeras, everyone I've ever met my fucking life knows my name, John.

What I mean is stranger, I introduced myself with my name. You're a fucking weirdo. What the fuck? What is wrong with this guy? I know your name. I can pronounce it sometimes. All right, so now John's talking about how already put out that pose saying that he's What the fuck? What is wrong with this guy? I know your name. I can pronounce it sometimes. Alright, so now John's talking about

already put out that post saying that he's not going to do the podcast. He's going to take some time to work on his mental health. And so, as we all know, still doing John Loves already. And they used to be BFFs. And in this clip, John pretends to not know who Anthony Cumia is.

He pretends to forget who that is. Arty Lang and I had a bunch of Twitter wars. It went over to his podcast with me and him and went over to that, you know, the Arty and, you know, whatever the other guy's name is on the show. The Arty and whatever the other guy's name. Honestly, that's probably legit he is that so yeah he just probably forget well it's funny I'm not gonna call

Stuttery Jada liar well it's kind of funny though because then he's talking to his friend Richard I guess it's oh jeeta I guess I'm he just pronounced it oh jeeta oh you you go by his pronunciation I know his name oh hey I don't his pronunciation, do you? I know his name. Oh, hey, I don't know how to pronounce it, but I know his name.

But it's funny when he's talking to Richard about it. All of a sudden, he remembers who Anthony Cuvia is. Did I really want Arty to die now? But was I pissed off with him, yes. And Arty was saying horrible things about me. He was on a show with that fucking asshole, Kumiya, who was fucking trashin' my kids. Well, miners.

Who cares what they do for a living? Like he's bringing that up. So this is referring to the fact that he tweeted it already, that he already tried to commit suicide again, but actually be successful this time. And he brings this up and he would say horrible things about me and I would tweet horrible things about him. In fact, once I tweeted out already, you know, you know, kill yourself and be successful

this time, did I really mean it? No. Do I feel bad about it? No, because he was saying horrible crap about me And he was part of a show that was trash in my kids. So he doesn't regret it I did your thing. I tweeted terrible things to him He tweeted terrible things to me. I tweeted terrible things back not as well They weren't funny and then he said go away. So now John's talking to Mike Boshetti.

He has Mike Boshetti on his beer at the balcony show. Yeah, good. Maybe he could have Mike Boshetti call House Parks manager. That's a good idea. That guy might be better than what's a better communicator. John is. Don't tell you the comic. Is that who his agent is?

Yeah. If your agent has T the comic, is that who his agent is? Yeah. If your agent has something in the comic, it says name, he's not an agent. The THA. Yeah, the comic. All right, so now he's talking to Mike Buschetti about this. You and I worked with so many great comics. So I got a troll in the room.

I'm just gonna block these trolls who put down my kids. I mean, you know, and I'm, I'm, I'm this, I'm 99% sure I know who it is. You know, I could like, decides that it's better to trash my children. But you know Mike, this motherfucker will never say that to my face because I'll put my fist through his head. I know. But he's never going to do that because he's a fucking coward. He's a pussy.

Wow. You're like, I will literally put my fist through your fucking heart. I know. If you ever insulted my kid in front of me. Wait a second, John is saying that he will literally murder someone for goofing on his kids. What's so fucked about his kids that he feels this way? If they're well adjusted kids, he wouldn't be that upset about.

I'm sorry to think these kids are retarded. I don't know why he's talking about his kids, but he keeps talking about his kids. I'm not even trying to. I will not interject into a conversation about Mr. Melendez's children on grounds that I don't want to be a witness in the fucking trial What it does happen? I can only imagine the day that I end up having to sit there in front of a fucking judge say well Carl was just kidding doesn't that seem odd though that he would go on there and he's talking about his kids Not this is all from one day. He's talking about his kids Nonstop bringing up shit that happened five years ago on the internet. Did I tell you we saw almost famous?

You gotta stop playing the fucking kids card, John. It's so old. I have a theory that his kids are trolling him in the chat. Yeah, maybe it's just kids who are trolling him. No, dad, really, I am a tranny. Shut up. Look at me. But, but guys, I have really good news.

All of John's actions, where he threatens people and tells them to kill themselves, not his fault. Look, when Howard Stern would go to war with people, he would pray that they die of cancer. Maybe I learned a little of that fight from Howard. This is everybody's fault but mine. What a fucking horrible thing to say. He can't even take ownership of it. He doesn't regret it. But he also is not gonna take ownership of it.

I bet your Southern Johns kids are actually pretty great. I'm sure they're wonderful. I find most people have like dysfunctional parents to be the coolest people to be around because they're just like, yeah, life's fucked up. That's actually what I mean, though, Vinnie. When I say like, why does he get so upset about people, if the kids are well adjusted and doing fine,

you just be like, you don't even know my kids, whatever, right? Isn't that how you would be? Like I would be like, oh my God, I'll throw my fist through your heart if I see you in a, like what? You know what I would do, though? What I would do, I'd say, come on. What I would do is just ignore the faceless people

on the internet who are throwing loose change at me. And just, you know, maybe. So he has money, centric. Yeah, apparently. I mean, that's really what this is. He's a fucking freak show out of quarter that people are throwing loose change at. Correct.

Correct. Casional beer. He's no lobster bite, but he has a freak show. And all the shows that dedicate their time to hating me, keep it up. Keep on making me relevant. What do I care? You know, have you got a doni dedicate your show to trash and me. I thought they have that many viewers or listeners, but hey, get my name out there.

All right. Keep on keep on trash. That's right. That's right. Keep on keep it on. He's finally learned that this is a good thing that we bring him up every single fucking week. He's finally figured that out. I would have put money on that. I would never have heard that out of his mouth. I know.

That's why I could've just like, holy shit, he's finally figured it out. Of course, he had a throw in the, oh, but nobody listens to their show. Oh, come on. He has a much bigger audience than we do. But we are helping him. We are.

Has anybody ever been turned to his show? I'm just wondering. Is there anybody who like listens to it now just because they like it? You mean like scared straight kind of thing? Yeah. There was kinky streets. Yeah.

He's no longer alive. Yeah. He's alive. Now he's kinky streets one in the chat. He's just fucking dead. Who's this? Prude Avenue. Thanks for the super chat. He's just fucking that. Who's this? Prude Avenue. Thanks for the super chat.

All right. You're the king of the zingers. That was pretty good. You're the zing king around here, Chris. I like a good pun. All right. So they're talking about Joe Rogan and all this Joe Rogan stuff that's going on

and Spotify should cancel him. And he's a racist. And this is a little bit of hyperbole I would say I am making a political statement. In in holding solidarity with the Neil Youngs and the Joni Mitchell's and the Mary Trumps to say you know I don't want to be part of a network that allows Joe Rogan to kill people. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. No, he's just connected. These guys and Joe Rogan's just killing people. Free speech kills people.

He's running through the streets. What a fucking retard. The statement he's making is, look at me. He's correct. I would think that Fauci, literally funding the the Wuhan lab could be said that like that's someone who's killing people. But Joe Rogan, having doctors at his show and having conversations. Statements like that are why we have to move the creep off to rumble.

Yeah, so we aren't moving to rumble at the creep off. I'm excited for that. That'll be good. It's so weird. I people always think I'm some kind of alcohol. Yeah, do I drink some plants at the pub? Yeah, but I'm not like, you know, I'm not some fucking, you know, crazy drunk that's fucking,

you know what I mean? I mean, you know, I've held down steady jobs for the fucking 30 years. I mean, you know, how the fucking you do that if you're a fucking drunk, you know what I mean? I know. I know. Hold down steady jobs you do that if you're a fucking drunk? You know what I mean? I know. Hold down steady, Jobs. Years ago.

Yeah, the government check comes steadily. If you have to explain to Mike Boshetti that you're not a drunk, you might have a problem. All right. I like Mike as Mike would be the guy. He's like, John, maybe you should settle down with your drink and just a little bit of that. Yeah, right. Like, Mike's the guy who tried to suck it down. And I didn't pull this clip, but it was so funny. At one point, Mike Bushetti gets really bored

of the conversation. He's like, all right, I gotta go. I'm gonna grab some food. And John goes, you can't go. What do you mean you gotta get some food? You can't go right now. You gotta say how he's like, okay. It's so easy to bully Mike.

He's like, okay, you else stay on. Just tell you the energy. Yeah. Yeah. He needs energy. Are you getting baloney? Alright, I want to thank a voice member for tipping me off to this. This is from the Howard Stern Show in 2006. Arty Lang, they just had a vacation shocking. Arty Lang was out in LA and visited Centering John and his mansion. The one that John talks about

in the book a lot that was the huge match with the amazing backyard and the amazing location in la howard stern makes a prediction that is spot odd listen closely and he's gorgeous breathtaking la mount wow wow it's just and it's all sacred ground the mountains so they have built it so it'll never be I can hear Johnny They never could build here It's really gorgeous It's good to go They never gonna be a lot to buff a bell to see that spot over there That's the hillside squangle and bumpers last body And Susanna and the kids are very happy there and you know

It's a kind of view like I saw it at night I was there at night It's a kind of you when they do a movie and they show the Hollywood Hills this is the view look at you shot from John's back your I say something got to be wrong either he's in a bad school district no oh please something good can I just tell you something bad I don't know it's just he's not there's nothing wrong like I like what I went up there he goes a bad stuff where the show branch was he didn't the night he don't say was Still say he'll screw up Now he's gonna be destined for some kind of screw up Like like who get the wars Like the house was gone

Yeah How it's like this is not reality It's not the rule I live in we're so just famous and wealthy and he was right You know the really funny part here is that Michelle Branch has an apartment in the state complex. Just John Boutto. He's the building manager for Michelle Branch. I'm a shy.

You shit is clogged. That was just amazing. Somebody found that on a video on YouTube that's 12 hours long, it's three hours into it. I was like, holy shit, that's a really good find. That's exactly spot on. I mentioned on the show. Chris looks scared.

I mentioned on the show, not too long ago, that Stuttering John went on serious to do the Stuttering John Stern Spotlight Special. It was something that aired for days. Did he mention his own kids? No, nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

He mentions his movie, which is really funny. This is April 15th, 2008, and this will blow up the serious XMK that he has with the great Michael. Popuck! Someone should send us a Michael Popuck because this is John admitting that he's happy that they're replaying him on serious back in 2008.

You know, the starting fans have been so loyal to me and I'm so grateful to them for supporting me and, you know, all my stand-up gigs and, you know, all the great emails they've sent me and, you know, the people I meet have always like big fans and I love talking about the show. They always want to ask me questions about the Stern Show and it's always been great. I mean, hopefully they'll come out and see this movie too as well. So that's what I'm doing now. It's just a great ride.

Again, I appreciate the Stern Show and everything that I learn there and how I gave him my start. And I'll be grateful to that. And thanks for having me do this. That's about it. Thanks for having me on. And I wish to best everybody. Thanks for having me on.

Thanks for having me do this. You said to Sirius, on Sirius. Yeah. In 2008. Whoopsie days. I was under arrest. Tim save it save it had my kids. It's honestly It's 20 hours worth of the best of stuttering John stuff that they put together for this stern spotlight Special and they had other people's featured in this too and so John was fine with it because he was employed

Because he had a study paycheck, so he didn't care. Now all of a sudden, this is a travesty. I was trying to promote my movie. Well yeah, listen to this blog, this is great. But besides that, I mean, you know, I wrote a script seven years ago, I wrote a script when I was on the Stern Show and I star in it, we got, you know,

really good cast with Jeffrey Ross and Jim J. Bullollock plays my psychologist. So I made the movie and I showed it to only four places and I got three offers on it and one was National Ampoule and so they offered to buy the movie which they did and you know it's coming out April 15th and it's called National Ampoule and presents one too many. It's romantic comedy about a guy who can't deal with monogamy. So he wants to find the girl that I'd be willing to sleep with other women with him.

So it's based on a true fantasy. So we did this to promote his movie. It's based on a true fantasy. I get it. It's brilliant. Billion joke. God, that movie is such a piece of shit. Judd never talks about that movie anymore.

It's pretty funny. He's pretty embarrassed by it now. I think that's probably for the best. Jeff Ross should be embarrassed by it too. Jim J Bullock should be... He did it right out. And he did show it to Tammy Febaker for 10 years. All right, the last clip from this stern spotlight,

Robin Quivers actually makes a funny here, which I've never said that before. John is the biggest success story. This show is ever seen outside of Howard Stern. That's true, it's Billy West. Yeah, Billy West is much more successful. Yeah, Billy West House is much bigger. Yeah, it's Billy West. Yeah. Billy West is much more successful. Yeah, Billy West House is much bigger. Yeah, it's correct.

So, I mean, it's funny though. I don't know what I understand, Billy West still odes it. So good. Right, yes. I do want to say that sale D was on Cardiff Electric show. I didn't pull any clips of it.

I thought it was interesting. I'll tell you what I pulled from it. Did you listen to that episode? I did listen to it. So, so, he was a fan until John started hitting up for money. And then when John said no, he blocked sell. Well, can I say that I want it was a little deeper than that? No, there's a lot of context there.

There was a lot of context there. And what he was trying to say was that he wanted to invest in the fire brand that is the... He wanted to help him with a show, right? He was giving them suggestions on how to make the show better and John didn't want to put any effort into the show. He just wanted the money.

Yeah. Right. That's what Sal was talking about. No, I don't know if Sal could help him on a show or not. I have no idea. But he also claims that him and Hockey puck have John recorded saying things that could get him in a lot of trouble.

And he's very excited to someday release these things, but he's working with his attorney. I bet you, those are silly stupid things that they have him on recorded say. Yeah. Like, he has, it's him, John, he has a list of names. He has a list of names. You see, he's doing things.

Yeah. Well, he hints that John was pretty drunk when he said the things that Hockey Buck recorded them saying. So, I don't know, who knows. But the big takeaway I had from it was how we kept telling a card of electric or card of electricity that I want him to sue me. I hope that he sue me.

I would love to take this guy to court. So that was pretty funny. I like sales. I like sales attitude on it. Which is a lot of fun. It sounds like that dude's a lawyer, right? Is that what he was trying to hint at? I don't know if he's a lawyer. Yeah, maybe. Maybe he seemed to know a lot of fun. It sounds like that dude's a lawyer, right? Is that what he was trying to hint at? I don't know if he's a lawyer.

Yeah, maybe, maybe. He seemed to know a lot about the law. He was very excited to get the law involved. Cause he goes, he goes, I was telling you out all the time, you gotta stop threatening to sue everybody because someone might sue you. And then you're gonna be fucked. Cause you don't have a case.

Right. So I thought that was, that was a lot of, that was interesting. He's a troll. He's a troll. He's a troll. Chad just turns off everybody who likes him. He turns them all off. It's amazing.

It's amazing he still has people watching his show, which he's doing a show right now with the Midas Touch Brothers are his guests on the show. And this is interesting because the Midas Touch Brothers have come up in all this Joe Rogan controversy. The Midas touch brothers and the hepatitis touch kid.

I'm just gonna show you. But it almost couldn't get that out of you so proud of himself. I'm gonna take a sip of water though. All right. So basically the the minus touch brothers who's been on the show a lot, they're a super PAC and they raise millions of dollars for Democrats. And they put out like a bunch of hit pieces on people,

they want to take down and propaganda and shit like that. So this is the show called Breaking Points and they're talking about how Dave Portnoy figured out this Joe Rogan video, Compatible, where he's saying the N word 70 times. He goes, oh, I know who made this because they did this to me too. So he figures out that the Midas Touch Brothers

are behind this. There's a group called Patriot Takes that's partnered with another group called Midas Touch. Midas Touch Brothers are behind us. There's a group called Patriot Takes, it's partnered with another group called Midas Touch. Midas Touch is run by three brothers who are these Missilias brothers. They, one of them used to work for Ellen DeGeneres. They run. That's right. So they run a cringe resistance media operation.

It's basically like a blue Lincoln project where they promise everybody that they're fighting really hard with these crazy ads and then they take your money and then they spend it on more of those ads which generates to more donations and poor, per the rolling stone, they haven't actually done anything to affect democratic politics. So if you're one of those people who's giving the money, you're basically just creating a little ecosystem you're not changing electoral results. That's so fucking funny. At some point the might has touched me.

I was like, we are two doing something. Do you want to talk to Stuttering John? We got a connection over. We reach out to influencers under the influencers. So this is how Dave Portinoi gets involved in this. Well, these gentlemen have been found to be behind all sorts of different cancellation campaigns. And one of those was noticed by barstual founder Dave Portinoi, who had noticed that an organization

on Twitter, which would continually would resurface clips of Dave himself, you know, saying the N word also within a context. I want to be very clear, or any of these anti-barstool campaigns was followed by these gentlemen. And he accused and called them out, saying that they're behind not only the cancellation of barstool, but also of Rogan. So Dave held a live stream in which he confronted the three brothers.

All right, this is why I'm bringing this up, because this is great. Dave Portnoy, after this video goes out, because they're trying to smear Rogan, they were trying to take him down for misinformation, that didn't work. So now they're like, well, then he's a racist. So they put out this thing where what Joe Rogan was doing,

and I'm not here to defend Joe Rogan, but he was describing how people use that word and context with that word, and when it's okay to use it, how do you use it? He wasn't being Kimberley. Right, he wasn't being Kimberley from Kimberley and back. He wasn't yelling at it, someone across the street. You know, he wasn't saying that anybody was an Edward.

He was talking about the Edward, whenever he used that word. And Dave Portinois also done that. He's also done like rap lyrics on the internet that have the Edward and people are like, oh see, Dave Portinois racist. Don't make me pull the trigger. Your gun's big, but mine is bigger.

Perfect. Thank you. I'm a pretty good rapper. I'm master K. I'm in bachelor K That's good. No one's come up with that before All right, so this is all the time. This is the that's true This is the actual live stream where the three might as touch brothers are calling out Dave Portnoy and like, dude, you're guilty of this stuff too. I have this transcript.

I have this video clip and Dave's got something up in sleeve. You can't wait to pull out. I have definitive proof of one of you three using the word in a text conversation with a friend from 2014 that somebody sent to me. It shouldn't be used, but I swear to God, I have. I said, okay, that's a lie. Yeah. You think I lie about that? I think you would lie about that. Does anyone here have fiancee named Lexi? I think you'd absolutely lie about that. It's not scared or what? I think you want to do it. I think you want to do it. I'm doing it. Lexi. That's a sec.

Can, am I lying about what I just said? And if someone has a fiance named Lexi, that is the decision right here? No, no, I'm asking. Is that, does that know right context whatsoever to anybody using your is Lexi a person wanting your lives? Yes. Jorities fiance is Lexi. Yes, my answer is like, it's what that means.

Jority did it. I'm saying I have definitive proof. Okay, But if that doesn't define like everything and I've never done a private conversation I've done three times all in here. I think context very much matters So these guys did not say prove it show me show me that they know they're guilty like okay You know you say you have it okay, then I guess maybe you haven't. He totally count about. That was awesome.

That was pretty wild. That was quite the retreat. I enjoyed that a lot. And I also have some fresh content of Dave Chappelle. And he is doing a Midas touch brothers impression, which I think is pretty spot on. I want to see if you can guess who it is I'm doing an impression of. Alright, let me get into character. You got to guess who it is though.

Okay, here it goes. Uh, duh. Hey, duh. If you do anything wrong in your life, duh, and I find out about it, I'm going to try to take everything away from you. And I don't care what I find out. It could be today, tomorrow, 15, 20 years from now. If I find out, it could be today, tomorrow, 15, 20 years from now, if I find out, you're fucking the finished.

Who's that? That's the might of touch bothers me. That's the might of touch bothers me. That's the might of touch bothers me. Very well said, Dave Chipal. The might of touch bothers are pieces of shit who go around and try to smear people and get the deep platforming.

I don't understand, I was watching, Centering John say this to the major. He's going, we gotta get Rogan taking off a Spotify. Why? Well, with that accomplished, you think Rogan's gonna go away? Rumble's already offered him $100 million to go on Rumble. How much do they offer us, by the way, for the creep off? Close to that? We paid them. Ha ha ha, damn it!

Don't have the worth of the gopchierner it I actually put Chris in charge of it. So there's this fantastic video the latest from speaking for funny we had Eric on our show a few weeks ago and he put out a video called Joe Rogan canceled himself which I encourage everyone to check out about this latest saga with Joe Rogan and And I thought he had a great angle, I'm gonna play one clip from it, but there's a lot more to it than this. Where Joe Rogan is apologized twice now, which is a really dumb thing to do, especially the way he's apologizing. It was a mistake to apologize to Neil Young. It's a huge mistake to concede that there's a word out there that regardless of context makes you a racist if you say it.

We got magic words now. We're living in fucking Harry Potter times. Agreed. Very well done, sir. Alright, last thing I want to talk about is Patrick Michael. He is no longer doing the briefcase. What? Because the briefcase is now called free water. Oh, you can keep it. Can you guess why? It's called free water.

No, not even- I'm sure a lot of you that have been fans of the briefcase come here and they say, what the fuck is this free water bullshit? But then again, there's a lot of you that actually already know. Because you're fish. And I'm free water. You figure it out. He's really really good to get to this fish to water so much so that now he's going to briefcase free water. Well played. Wow. Then he goes on to explain the briefcase is getting too popular

so we had to change the name. You know, he always goes through this thing. Too many people know about it and listen to it so I had to change it up. Which is really the best marketing strategy I've ever heard of. You know keep it exclusive. Always yes. I don't know why he puts things online if he gets freaked out when people find them online. I don't know why I didn't just keep mine. It's hard drive. He does brag about his audio quality which I always enjoy when he does that. But I will start doing roadcast.

You're gonna get the same quality. It's gonna sound just as good as it does right now. Even on the road, okay? Because I have that kind of equipment. Alright, so now he's bragging. How loud are his kids? No, he's the backer from the road. I've never heard his kids in the backer on the podcast since they broke up, since I'm

a Carly broke up. I'm guessing he doesn't have a lot of costs. He's a single man now? Oh yeah, he's been a single man for a while. Oh I didn't realize. You don't hear that pep into stuff because he's a broadcasting. No, it sounds like the world is starting to drag on it.

I know, it sure does. So it's funny that he says, I'm gonna start doing a podcast from my car and it's gonna sound amazing because I have amazing equipment. So then later in the show, he switches to Broadcasting Group of his car car and I have to admit it actually sounds better which is not a good thing if you sound better from your car than when you're podcasting

from your studio your studio might lack here's what I should do right in my hoodie bang now I got a lot of love there. Put it right in the zipper. BING BONG! There we go. Now I feel like I'm on fucking Regis and Kathy Lee. What's up, dude? But yeah, I guess we should explain instead of fully diving into the Rubin Stutter thing because that is insane, but you know, we're recording. In the car, handheld recordings. I mean, we both have microphones, headphones, all that fancy shit, but we are outdoors.

I mean, we're looking at Popeyes right now. It's not because we're at Popeyes It's just right there Ruben stutter dude historically for me. I hated the guy who actually Lost to him or beat him or just the other dude Clay. I was a guy Clay. Okay, so I'm right there with you Wait a second. He has equipment and a friend. Yeah. Wow. He really is rebranding. Can I can I ask your question? What do you think would be sadder to look at how true it would know every day a home depot or a Holy shit. I was trying to think what the answer would be and I'm like I don't know Or just opian his car

I got to move it. Oh my gosh, did you guys see Slobye? There was a movie poster someone made in the dabblers forum of Stuttering John. It was like a Popeye. I think I did see that. It says, I always get my goil. And it's got a Lisa Jordan down there.

By the way, I'm doing a Lisa Jordan show tomorrow. Oh, come on in front. Make sure you plug the creep off. I probably won't get around with it. I'll talk about Stuttering Janet stop. I mean, I'll definitely put with Julie's teller hello for me. My friend who looks like Benji Bronx said to say hi. Oh. All right. So I don't think Patrick Michael understands how reality TV shows work. Ruben Stutter Clay-Akin, different ends of the spectrum when it comes to talent and a

singer. You know, they could both sing their asses off, but if they were the best, they wouldn't have to have so many seasons of American Idol. Right? They wouldn't even had to have so many seasons of American Idol Right they wouldn't even have to have an American Idol Playing simple it would just be one. Yeah, it would be one and it's over We got all the talented people we can get that's not the purpose of the show to find the one greatest singer never let only fuck They really could pull it off. They wouldn't have to have multiple seasons no one's start to show hoping it has one season People would you just heard right there is how fucking cults start, okay?

You just start a crazy person, say something that sounds kind of smart to somebody who is completely stupid, you're right. I'm with you. This guy gets it. This guy gets it. I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

That's how cults start. But now Patrick is going to provide some wisdom to his friend, it doesn't know how any of this works. Oh, hold on This has to be his friend's car, right? Yes, okay, all right good boy. Yeah, please good point. You think about that But the reality is it's like we got all the people that can possibly travel to the location where we're testing people because I know Do you have any experience of this when people doing American Idol or America's Got Talent? No, okay

I was a second producer for three years with people doing American Idol or America's Got Talent. No. Okay, why do you think that? Don't nobody that didn't. I was a second producer for three years. There's a cool one. I hosted the show in 2008 when you brought your dunkel, man. That's fucking great. Sorry, don't lose. This guy's actually Nick Cannon. He's like, yeah, of course I have experience.

What are you talking about? Don't nobody that didn't. They never, here's the thing. There's levels before you even get to see Simon Cowell or Howie Mandel. Oh, really? You don't think there's throw everybody up in front of these. It's called Scientology.

It's called Scientology. Fucking amazing. This is, this is a lot of insider talk, man. He really knows. I know. This is the Patrick Michael that insider talk, man. He really knows. I know. He's this is the Patrick Michael that I enjoy, though. I like him. We just have a conversation and exposing out dummy.

Yes. That's what I want more of. So we'll keep it on. It sounds more confident than usual. Yes. Yeah, he finds the because he has a sick fan. I think he's just in his weed dealers car, actually. That's very likely.

Can I get the $40 now you tested your equipment? About that 40. All right, so it's time to play the game that's sweeping the nation, the who's set it game. Vic went to meet a texture or something. I'm hosting a show that guy that's that something job to text you to let you know we're playing the game

but uh... alright let's get into everybody oh by the way i'm not going to play card of electric's theme song uh... and i'll tell you why i'm pissed at card of electricity because the fucking guy went ahead and booked the Star Wars minute nerd on his show this week and Game of Heds up that we're going to review his show and told him to take

all of his shows off the internet. So, Card of the Electric is actually trying to ruin my show and fuck with me, which I find annoying. It's not helping when you tell the host of the show, take your show off the internet before I get a chance to download it. So guess what that means. Now I can't do teasers anymore. The teaser segment is fucking gone because this num-nuts is trying way too hard to be involved in who are these podcasts. I mean I'll play his fun game show because that's good. But other than that, or play a fake teaser just for him. Yeah, maybe I should throw him up like that. Yeah, hysterical. Maybe that's a nice idea. I should have consulted with you before.

Yeah, I told everyone what up like that. That's hysterical. Maybe that's a nice idea. I should have consulted with you before. I told everyone what we're gonna do. I know. Why would you should do that? I'd like to be honest, you don't know what we're doing next week. You don't know what's going on. You should just go. You should just go. Coming up next week, I'd wear these podcasts,

and I just stuttery-jod every week. Yeah, just place under he down to the theater. If I go chill, I gotta listen to that episode. It won't be wrong. All Yeah, I'm just going to be your teacher. I'm just going to be your teacher. Yeah, I'm just going to be your teacher. I'm just going to be your teacher. Yeah, I'm just going to be your teacher. Yeah, I'm just going to be your teacher. Yeah, I'm just going to be your teacher. Yeah, I'm just going to be your teacher.

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loves comedy, really, really love stand up and really appreciates the people coming up. Who said it? It's got to be Johnny's, I'm Jay Leno. You know what though? I'm going to call OP. Okay. I'm going to say OP because OP always liked Jay Leno. He was always on. Oh, you're right. Yeah, because Jim Norton was on there all the time Yeah, so I'm gonna change my mind. No, I want a point. All right. I got I got John. He's got OP. What do you got? Confident that one and of course gonna be a misdirection. All right. Let's see what happens one two three One, two, three.

Knowing Jay enough to know that is really, really loves comedy, really, really loves stand-up. Well done. And really appreciates the people coming up. Our next entry. Who said it? Because he's just a white guy doing an Indian guy's voice. They're canceling people. Who said it? Because he's just a white guy doing an Indian guy's voice. They're canceling people. Who said it?

Okay, who's talking about the Simpsons on their show? I'm going to say it was, man, Tom Myers, we're going to talk about canceling people. I'm going to say Banfield. You're going to say Banfield. I think I'm going to go patty sea cups as well. I think we had a patty cancel culture thing last week. One, two, three. Because he's just a white guy doing Indian guys' voice.

They're canceling people. Our next entry. I think I overthought it. Yeah, I think you did, but that's the problem with this game. Sometimes you have to overthink it, and that's sometimes you don't. What a great game part of the event. It's such a great game that you invented. It really is great.

Who said it? I think I have the ability to do absolutely outstanding stand-up comedy. Who said it? Oh, I forgot to mention that this is a stand-up centric themed game for you, Vinny. Well. It's all about stand-ups, Vinny. That's great for you to lead with that. Yeah, I forgot to mention that.

Good. All right. There's a lot going on this week, guys. Bandfield, I was going to go Bandfield, guys. I was gonna go Banfield too. Yeah, interesting. So now I can steal a point if I can figure out if it's somebody else. So if somebody was saying he would be good, I gotta listen to that again. What?

Let's hear that again. I think I have the ability to do absolutely outstanding stand-up comedy. Vick? Is it Vick? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the logic. I see the logic there. Who said it? One, two, three. I think I have the ability to do absolutely outstanding stand-up comedy. Yeah, Fanfielder was very good. Very good. Very good, Jens. You guys are up two to one on me, right? You're both tied with two. Oh, I got three. You got all three of them so far. Yeah, so far yeah he's a producer Chris is getting all the good jokes he's one of the games what's going on what nice gonna want to raise I got the energy would you have a bloody sandwich on the way over here he gets two mollons next week our next Who said it? You comedians out there?

You comics? You stand-ups? You're in deep fucking trouble. Who said it? What a crazy thing to say. I have no- I'll go first. I like to go first on this one.

Sorry, I don't get a use of cheating like I always do. I think I'm going to go with Patrick Michael, because again, I think't get a use of cheating, like I always do. I think I'm gonna go with Patrick Michael, because again, I think it's cancel culture stuff, so I'm gonna go Patrick Michael. The cadence was all Patrick Michael. I'm gonna go stud Joe though. I got, I'm gonna side with Carl on this. I'm leaning towards Patrick Michael.

Okay, we can get a point up on producer Chris here. One, two, three. You comedians out there, you comics, you stand-ups, you're in deep fucking trouble. Our next entry. Yeah, yeah, that's an Opie thing to say too. Damn it, I hope I hope you. Who said it? Why would you want to go through life without laughing? Who said it?

That could be anyone. That's not Tom Myers. Um, a band field? I'm going to go band field on that one. You know what? I'm taking Patrick Michael again. It just sounds like- Okay, that's good.

That's good, yeah. I'm going to go O. It just sounds like- Okay, that's good. That's good to know. I'm gonna go OB. Okay. One. Somebody gets a Vinnie's doctor. Ha ha ha ha ha. Two. Three.

That's a hip-of-eye option. Why would you want to go to life without laughing? Woo! Damn it. Our next entry. Producer Chris crushing it. Very well done. I should say, Jody's not just crushing cans today

Good for you, Chris. Jody be had the good line in there. Nice one Who said it a Lot of comics I know Myself included are somewhat like semi-famous Who said it All right, all right, it's John and his own mind is super famous though isn't it is on my he's super he would never say he's semi-famous but he would though and he's pretending to be sincere and could be he runs in a circle with comedians time buyers time buyers I'm

I'm taking time but can he be that humble I don't know all right TM for you What are you going with I'm going st-stutch out all right I'm going to stunch okay two three a Lot of comics I know myself included somewhat Glow yes, my famous What's the score?

I got four, Vinnie's got three. Wow, you guys are crushing it this way. I've got one. I've always been at this cave, but I think I won last week, but no, I did. Fuck you. Yeah, okay. Great job, Chris.

That's all for this week on Who Said It? Brought to you by the Cardiff Electric podcast network. Olm, some of the most famous podcasts on the internet today. Fuck off Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. Well, you could listen to Vinnie likes wrestling on the Cardiff Electric Podcast. On the Cardiff Electric Podcast. I've got a good time. Hey, Vic, I see that you just showed up.

Who cares? Are you there, Vic? Hello. Shut the fuck up, Vinnie. When are you gonna die from cardiac arrest? I mean, I don't know what's the overunder. What time is it? I'll get it on this. Oh, he's not in the pool. A lot of people are gonna lose money if I make it to kick off tomorrow. Man, I got Rams minus four and a half and possibly the under that I'm leaning towards for tomorrow's

game. You guys just saw how good I was at that game. So you might want to take my advice on the Super Bowl too. The bungles it is. Yeah, exactly. Now Vic, you can't text me during the show and tell me to text you during the show to get you on the show. But you did.

But I did, but it was late. But I did because I was I waited until I was doing I was playing something else to do it. I knew you were going to piss anyways. You always take like a 20 minute piss for you. I haven't done that in a long time. I got to produce a Chris have your number or something. So someone else can take care of getting you ready for the show? Is he not paying for your patreon?

Oh, that's a good point. I'm trying to shit them. I've won at your number. Why am I pretending it's a mystery? Alright, never mind. That's a good point. I'm not a member of the patreon. I have it. I got off the bathroom wall and I placed a giant. Very well done. Now, Vic, you also brought a who said it game. Oh my God. This week. Yeah. Before you're going to play it. Before I play it, I want to play some voicemails that we received from people.

Oh, that's good. Who had some feedback for your version of this game. Right. Hey, Coral. Vic needs to stop that her version of who said it. It's just not working out. I'm sure she's a beautiful girl and all that. It's just not working out in the middle of the page, right? Not the biggest card of fan.

He does the better job So she needs to go find a kitchen or somewhere where she can play and Leave this stuff to the guy. I wouldn't trust it. My So don't call me that. Thank you. Bye-bye You know what next time say with your fucking chest All right, so there's the S bitch there's one person who doesn't appreciate it Let's find out what other people have to say like for example our friend Paco called back to talk about it Just want to say fuck big and fuck that piece of shit

Bitch has games show that she thinks she created Cardiff electric Electrical feeling that shit stop playing her shit, okay? We don't need to hear it. It's fucking lame. So fuck off bitch. I have Mother fucking cut. I heard some pictures was now. There's fun to everybody who will fuck you That crows Mexican crows next to get crouched. Very well done. So, all right. So, there's another person who agrees that your game isn't as good. Let's fight out what other people have to say though. Let's get a few more pages before we make our final decision on this. Please stop playing VIX and bullshit. Low effort. Who said a game? Two of them back to

back. It's not fun. It's fucking boring. Cardiff is the only fun one. It's got the energy. VIXX is just bom bom. Her voice is the same in each part of the segment. Cardiff changes the voice with little effects for each part of the segment. VIXX actually lost this fucking version of whatever the fuck she's trying to do. I don't know why you keep putting her on. I don't know if it's because you think she's gonna sleep with you she's not you're too fucking fucked to the club put it you know that you're gonna sleep with Jen she might do that kind of a horror not Jen dick Jen's a nice lady that's putting big on the fucking podcast

alright well i love how carl prude's all of the people who like yell about his show right he's so lazy has to use other people's content uh... panther michael panther michael all right let's see maybe other people have other opinions probably that take all the society of the providence from now on uh... who said i always needs to be done by car to electric uh... the difference between the expression in the

car to spursion is that the is like the woman that found out that round rocks roll in car to the leg michael and tires but you wouldn't say dick is the one that makes tires you see that car to the one is he's perfected but have to be car from now on. If Rick wants to email the questions to Carter, it's fine, but Carter has to be the one

of those. Wow. That's a strong opinion. What I really enjoy about this is how Vic is his dead suspect, Michael. And like you can see here and tell her all day how bad it is, and she'll never comprehend it. She'll double down out. Yeah, she'll double down out. For sure. Providence isn't a real place.

So I don't think that guy's opinion matters. Oh, no, it's a real place, Vic. It's a real place. No, it is. I'm never out of it. No, Vic. Vic, you're in the fucking Navy. You should know how maps work.

I don't know. Is that by the ocean? I think that's the only thing that matters. Providence Road Island, yes, it is. Oh, my God. That is how maps work. You should be. It's not a coastal town, isn't it? Yes, it most certainly is. All right, nothing but coast. I actually have one more

voice mail that I want to play before we get to Vicks game because somebody who's nice decided to write a poem for you, Vick. It is Valentine's Day after. car. I'm feeling a little festive today. So in spite of Valentine's Day, I got a little little poem for Vick here. So I'll go ahead and read it now. Roses are red, violets are blue, Vick your tips are basic, just like you. You're really boring. You sound like a man. Could have fooled me. I thought you were trans. Casey's tutor could have fooled me. Everyone would agree out of a 10 year of three. Anyways, go fuck yourself Carl. It's pretty pretty good poetry. Yeah, and it has been my angel over here. Well, I think that's my husband who called. It's not a leg up. All right, you guys ready

to play who said it? We played it. Yeah, I know I thought so too, but I still see it on my board. Did you listen to the people? I still see it on my board here, though, for some reason. That's why you're not in this chair. Oh, hello, Carl. It's Vic. Thank you for playing the best version of who said it.

You already know what to do. Let's get into the first clip. Has anyone ever said you have the personality of a porn star? Because it's certainly a thing. I think it's just a nice way of steering a moron into a career. Let's figure out just who said it. Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. Jerry bad feeling. That was my other thought on that one. Damn it. It's gonna be Jerry because he's on a roll today. In 321. Has anyone ever said you have the personality of a porn star?

Because it's certainly a thing. He's quoting Jerry. I think it's just a nice way of steering a moron into a career. Here's the second clip. I love the fact that she's squirming, but I'd be a phony if I didn't stick up for her Let's figure out who said it three Opie I love the fact that she's squirming, but I'd be a phony if I didn't stick up for her It's starting John never say phony you say it's Opie

God that sounds right. I'm just going Banfield because it sounds wacky. Tom, I'm going Tom Myers on this one. 21. I love the fact that she's squirming. Not bad. Nice. I'll have you on it. It's a puppy that's stuck up for her. Here's the next clip. But if you're not hot anymore,

they'll drop you like a bad habit. Let's figure out who said it in. Uh, this is like one of those observations that everyone has and it's very obvious So it's probably opi Right it sounds opi-ish fucking hot take opi over here 321 But if you're oh Hot anymore

Don't drop you like a bad habit. Here's the next clip the fucking definition of ice cold right there bad habit. Here's the next clip. The fucking definition of ice cold right there. It's important that anything that's worth doing is worth doing poorly. Let's figure out who said it. That's Patrick Michael. Yep. Patrick Michael. Final answer. Jerry Bamfield. Alright. In 321. Like my grandpa is saying, anything worth doing well. It's important to look at anything that's worth doing is worth doing poorly. Here's the last clip Both my father and his dad. They were sort of the masters of the dad joke in our family. Let's figure out who said it Well, I wouldn't be petting Michael because he's never heard his dad talk Boy goes to Carl. Yeah, here two, one. Well, both my father and his dad, like they were like,

I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris.

I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with Chris. I'm gonna go with man, I'm gonna go with Chris. And 321. Well, both my father and his dad, no shit. Like they were, I like how he's calling out his,

his dad for not being funny. This guy did not have such a humor, he's doing dad jokes. Wow, unaware, dude. All right, what was the score that, dude, we tied? Oh, was that it? I think she said that was last. Two, one, Vinnie. All right, let's check this out.? Did we tie? Oh, is that it? I think she said that was last year. Two, one, Vinnie.

All right, let's check this out. We were sort of the masters of the dad joke in our family. Yeah, of course, there's more words with Tom. Yeah, right. Draw it out. I think that's the talent, skips the generation. Wow, Carmel, it doesn't look like you're ever going to get any better at this game.

Well, thank you for playing the best version of who said it. I'm Vic. This has been sponsored by Spite Productions. And don't forget, Fuck Cardiff Electric. Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with Fuck Cardiff Electric trying to ruin my show. Not cool. But he's so much better at this game. Yes, I know. Just everything about it is just more exciting

We're like the new like the San Francisco Giants front office when Barry Bonson's just out there flagrantly cheated Yeah, right. He's winning. What do we do? Cardiff throws softball, so what was the score two to one? Yeah, two to one. Yeah, I actually tied for first on that one. No, the card if one, I thought was hard. You guys found it pretty easy this week, but. I thought you did a good job, but what do I know? Luck was involved. All right, we gotta wrap things up.

Vinny, thanks so much for coming over and doing the show. Today, anything you wanna plug my friend. Okay, folks, episode 100 of the Creed Buff coming up on Monday. That's right. We're celebrating 100. That's right. We're celebrating 100. That's right. We're going to be live on YouTube and we are doing creepiest, Rochesterian.

I'm looking forward to that. We're visiting our hometown for a hundredth episode. And I can't pick you or I can't pick you. How does that work? If you want to pick me, you're gonna lose. I got a hall of fame level guy ready to go. All right. So ladies and gentlemen, also if you can, check us out.

We are just started a rumble channel like this very day. So if you use that platform and we know you do We know all you do bro. We keep getting demonetized shit. We keep getting trouble from YouTube Yeah, yeah, I've been getting that shit too all the time so fuck it. They tell me my videos aren't nice enough fuck it. They tell me my videos aren't nice enough. Okay, we're we're not going to give you any money for this one because you're naughty. Yeah, you're hurting John's feelings. I'm like, I know. That's no point. Yeah, he's drug. He doesn't know. But yeah, check us out on Rumble the creep off podcast. And we're trying to get to 500 patrons so we could do the car owned Vinny roast. So if you want to see that happen,

it's worth checking out. We have some really fun episodes up there on the Patreon, the bonus episodes. Absolutely. Do you have a job this time, Vinny? Yes, thank you. All right. Please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all.

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This dude is fucking corn. Bullshit! Well, that's retarded. And that's the way! Here we go! Thanks a lot, Carl! Fuck you! Thanks a lot Carl. Fuck you! I, you know, who are these? Pod cuss.

I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Internet news. From our YouTube channel, Zach has this regarding our latest offering. This makes my fucking day. I don't think you realize how good this shit is. I also have no sympathy for some lady that is donating money to Stuttering Fuckhead.

Barzy Post, John wanting his content off Spotify as a joke. Can he be any more delusional about his popularity? Michael says, if he really wants to hurt Spotify, he should leave his content on it. Schmussman offers, Stuttering John is a living argument for eugenics. Shell 192 fesses up. I could listen to this all day. And I do. And in response to our Nikki Glazer segment, Marine 76 states, this is entertainment for women that thought they would start a family at 35 and realized it wouldn't happen at 42. DB opines, you know you just told a good joke when you have to ask, did anybody get that joke? Ron gripes. This was one of those episodes where the show they're reviewing is so damn bad it makes WATP bad. I don't like when that happens.

T.A. Mrs. 03 points out, it's like listening to the shitty local FM morning show where they don't talk to each other except on the air and they know nothing about each other. China No. 1 writes, I used to hate female comics. Now I hate all comics. David comments, suddenly the view doesn't seem so bad. And from Reddit, lawyers, guns, and money crows, those two stuttering John's songs were hilarious. Brad says, the vocal on Justa Debalur was so dead on I was laughing and nauseated at the same time. Thought kicker decides, you guys are dicks about the Jingles department.

JoJoJones10. Agreed. Jenny Jingles is a delight. Some kind of cave demon posts, all star episode great stuff, and that Obama collar is easily the best collar you've ever had. Jesus he was funny. Sorry, band practice guy. It's not even close. And Getty Lee's thumb plays us out with, I'm not going to lie. I actually did laugh quite often at the show this week. This type of high standard is very unbecoming of you, Carl.

We expect better. I mean, of course. Any of these thumbs usually gets the last word out of these things. Very often. With Vic. She's standing on the phone. Vic, you know what your real job is at this show, right? Sir, read reviews. Absolutely.

It is. All right. Let's hear some. This first one's by, when did people get so soft by Sullivan Schultz? They say, look, if you like roast-type humor, or if you think that idiocracy is a documentary of the current state of the country, you will like this.

If you think comedians need to apologize for jokes, they said 10 years ago, don't listen. I zoned out. Was that a five-star review? Yeah, it was. Jerry Bansfield. I guess Jerry Bansfield. All right, thank you for the five-star review. Remember to shit on us, please. What are you reviewing the show? But thank you. This next one is called Carl.

And it's by OPEE's wife's boyfriend, not BAM. I already like it. He says Carl singing is becoming more prominent. Almost like he's happy about something. I'm grossed out, but like the others I still listen All right, I'll stop singing. I think it was crozy was singing all last week. It wasn't me. Yeah, when do you sing? I don't know Any more back I get it cuz you're so sick of. There's a really long one, but I'm going to paraphrase it. Okay.

So this one's deeply confusing, but has potential by root lick. He says, I'm a person born during the baby boom, but I try to stay current with modern things like podcasts. And then he goes on and on. And then he says, man, they're so long-winded. Get the boycrap. He says each week, the host of a show plays their best material from the previous week, but I don't really find that section very good.

In the second or third hour, some of the more famous host takeovers, like stammering John from the J Lennon show and OP from the brother we show. That's funny. Only a approval of our brother we just he continues what they are much better very funny, but the executive of the producer of the show Carl and his assistants keep cutting in. I think they

must be very bad editors. And then he finishes out with I give this shows five stars and encourage encourage them to do better and earn those stars. You should make it better someday. Keep trying. All right. I would say the same thing about your review, sir. Good right review, people.

And that's it. I'm not reading anymore. All right. Well, thank you for reading those reviews. What's listen to the other boy smells? Thank you for reading those. What? She's the review girl. let's, the other voicemails. Thank you for reading those. We should, what? What? She's the review girl. It's what she does, Betty. Okay.

She's pandering. Let him pander. She comes on to read the reviews. Okay. What do you want the review girl to do? This particular one. I don't know. I don't know.

Put her head in the oven. I thought you were about to say clean your stomach from merse, but you know, either way. Merse is a deadly bacteria, it kills itself. Hey, Carl, there's a podcast that's just recently come out called In Touch with two gigantic fucking land whales who host it. And I think the person who should guide you through this shit show podcast is Nicor Cata because it's by two anime voice actors and it's gonna be an absolute shit show and he's the only person I trust to carry you through those waters safely and effectively so finally get him on the fucking podcast

you lazy clubfoot goblin shark motherfucker fuck you get him on the fucking podcast do something now you don't have a job anymore as a fucking job do your fucking job or hire a fucking producer god damn it Repoi regout Repoi reg thank you for that I've been getting a lot of people telling me to get Nikki brackets on and they've been telling me the other stuff too and he has mentioned on his show not too long ago that he wanted to do something so I'll reach out to him he's a busy guy that Nick Rikeda. It's got a lot going on.

But you get a Richard O'Hada. Yeah, I'd have a better chance to get him for sure. It's a good idea. All right. Some Australian guy calls in. So Vickil love this. Vick, how do you feel about Australian people? Vick, do you lose your?

What? How do you feel about Australian people? I still don't like them. Oh, right. Just comedy gold. I'll just sit this up on this tea right here. No, that's still too fast. Alright. Carl, what does it take to get on your voice mail statement? I put it in a voice mail calling my wife a dumb bitch which i think it be into things you can keep in jangles and i then a cage she did a bitch

but nothing but i have to screen something practice uh... medical mispractors i checked up bit. And I call me back in this country. It's called male practice, but I get the joke. You know, my favorite thing about coming over here

and doing this show is kicky, jetty, scage. She looks hungry today, doesn't she? She does. She's headed by my finger. So you got on the voice mail segment, sir. Congratulations. Barack Obama. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And I'm just calling to say that, uh, that, uh, caller last week who was pretending to be me, uh, was full of shit. So shove it up your ass, take an Obama. This is Barack Obama from Kiss.

All right. I kind of like that. Yeah, that's right. I like to know everyone's Barack Obama impression is like an 80s comedian doing a white guy It's like reverse somehow Jesus this one this one's gonna get kicked off a YouTube to press something like, coming at something that is in C-Rule, chances for a small chunk of stuff. So you say, coming at this is true, and you play me a day, the holocaust

has 6 billion victims. That's it, that's the sound light. See you at the player meeting, Carl. Bye. Denouts. I did out to it. I was meeting. I love for a minute. I did outs it. I was meeting. I love for a minute.

What did I miss? All right. This is the last voicemail. This is about our friend producer Chris. You know, I always thought of Andy or Andy's brother Joe as the goat co-host. I can't really tell the difference between the two. I'm not gonna lie uh...

but low key it's actually producer christ he always comes in whenever he pipes up funniest joke in the whole episode keep up that boomer humor humor man uh... man there's nowhere to go but down now oh my gosh you had your algorithm drop last week. I know this guy's name. So keep it up, producer Chris.

I think he could do better. I'm with Vinnie. Vinnie's style of management is more productive than mine is, I have to say. Yeah, I mean, you've left a thick on the phone this entire time. That's also her job. You know, many times if I was in charge, she would have been written up by now. Ha ha ha ha.

When her head's not in the oven. All right, Vic, thanks for coming out and joining us and stop doing your version of that game. It's not good. I will never stop. All right. Well, that would be a fun podcast for you to put out. Put together that the Vicikus of a game podcast

Jesus, I gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys, okay folks Guess what the episode's over