Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep299 - The Fat Lip

Episode Date: February 20, 2022

This week we learn that there's nothing wrong with being severely overweight and that there's no science to suggest it's unhealthy. This is why I love my job, I learn so much from other podcasters. Doug from Who's Right joins us to discuss scooters vs. wheelchairs, Stuttering John's drunk appearance on a YouTube show, Patty C Cups talking to the "fish," and Jerry Banfield officially transitioning. We also listen to many more submissions for the Stuttering John song parody contest.  http://whosrightpodcast.gay/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So that should be interesting, a lot going on with our buddy Ethan Ralph. So that'll be fun. You can, someone asked me how they get on our Patreon. Patreon.com slash. Who are these podcasts? And that's how also we encourage our listeners to give us a five star view on Apple podcasts and then shit all over it's in the comment section. Today we'll be reviewing a

show called the Fat Lit Podcast. This was a suggestion from Lord Wolfenstein in the review suggestions channel of our Discord server. Doug and I both listened to this separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by three people and her name is Ash. So, I want to start off by... The episode that I listened to was not for fat people, which is good. They usually are. But this is how she introduced the episode I listened to.

Hello, welcome to the Fat Lip, the podcast for Fat People about Fat People. I'm your Fat Hosech, and today I am changing it up and making it up so specifically for not fat people, which is something I don't think I've done before. Awesome. I'm the target audience for this. So, Doug, which episode you listen to, would you pick up on? I listened to two episodes of being fat and flying and dying while fat. Okay, awesome. Good. So we didn't, we don't have any overlap. Because I saw you set over a lot of clips. I was like, oh boy.

If he heard the episode I heard, he pulled every part of it. Because I had to have nothing I did clip from this episode. It's so fucking funny. The show is hilarious. I recommend everyone checking out. It really is a lot of fun. Do you have a clip that maybe

sells up the show for you? My clip number five is a good example of what I believe her whole personality and show is about. Everyone's always talking about fat people and death and how telling us how we're about to die at any moment and so you'd think that if fat people were dying in these huge numbers the way that the medical community and the public at large imply we are that fat post-mortem and funerary information would be everywhere and you'd think that the funeral

industry would be used to handling fat bodies and all the equipment would be more than ready to handle us when we die. And it turns out that that's not the case, which is so interesting. Is she crying? It sounds like there's a combination of her being nervous and having sausage gravy stuck in her throat.

I picked up on that too. So it's interesting. She's In the episode I listen to, she's talking about people who love fat people, and she's concerned about all the stereotypes and things that people who are thin think about fat people. So there are some very clear and urgent ways that anti-fatness is dangerous to fat people. So there are some very clear and urgent ways that anti-fantist is dangerous to fat people. And the first and foremost, and most important is anti-fantist and healthcare. Maybe you've noticed that your partner doesn't trust doctors

or they've had bad experiences with them in the past because there is very real documented bias towards fat people from healthcare providers. So healthcare providers, this is what they do. That's really fucked up, Doug, is that when you have some symptoms of something and you're obese, they go, well, it might help if you lose weight, and that's very offensive to these people.

This is gonna be a hard episode to get through because everything is intertwined. She, everybody is fat phobic and she doesn't trust anybody. Correct. Like when we start talking about the corners and donating to donating your fat body to science, she is concerned that she's going to get finger fucked when she's dead. I assure her that is not going to happen. On her about page on the fatlip.com, it says, she is 500 plus pounds of skepticism and Coca-Cola.

She's over 500 pounds. And by the way, I have to tell you, the blog on that site is worth checking out. There is a page on the blog that is titled, 27 Sturdy Chairs for Fat People, up to a million 500 pounds. There's a lot of talk about sturdy chairs. I'm not even joking.

I don't know how we're gonna do this. I don't either. So she's got an ad read for it. I'm able to laugh myself to death like a framerate rabbit. So my daughter website, like you said, she's got the whatever 40 chairs that'll hold your fat ass up and then she's up. There's also a big, big mattress ad, which is big figure.

My number 40 is her doing an ad read, which also explains how she got to be 500 plus pounds. Oh, I need to talk about big fig. And boy, do I have to talk about Big Fig because I'm in a hotel bed and It is so uncomfortable and all I want is my Big Fig I so Because I got here two days ahead of my husband. I've been like mostly spending my time in this bed That noise game is distracting by the way. Yeah

Just sitting on the bed for two fucking days Of course he is I think 500 plus is probably more towards the 800 pound range I've no I ended up so I went through her about page and then I went to her Instagram and then I watched her on YouTube Because you know, I like to do all the prep work that I can for this show. I know you do money. And I had a picture I was going to send you but I didn't know where you went and I didn't want to send it to you.

I don't know if you want to- My monitor's not that big so I might not be able to see it. I got a couple examples to give your audience a mental, like a visualization of how big she is, play number 34. And especially when you're in Finna Fat and you're taking two seats, for me, like, I take up nearly the two entire seats. And that usually ends up meaning that I'm sort of sitting on that hump between the two seats.

She said she was in Finna Fat. Okay, so I looked up to see what in Finifat was. A complimentary term to SuperFat. In Finifat was coined by Ash of the fat lip pod can. She described to describe those whose size is size is greater than any assignable size number, too fat for commercially available clothing. They're a size out of brick and mortar plus size stores and must order clothing online. Holy shit. So she can't even go to like a fat person store and buy clothing. So what's great is I found out that she quit the podcast because she started this online

Swap thing for in Finifat people to exchange clothes. So if you have clothes that you don't want anymore, you can send it to some other tubby bitch that doesn't have clothes. And like in my mind, the first thing I thought of is like like a tarp exchange, that's all she's done. She's quit her podcast to just start sending tarps all over the country. Yeah. That's what I picture a parachute, maybe. What is it? Name size. I mean, what do they call those sizes?

Is it just dimensions? Well, this hang glider's not working for us. Sleep six. All right. Let's find out what this episode is about. And I know that a lot of people, a lot of times people who prefer fat people think that fat people's main struggle is seating.

And seating is definitely important, but I wanna dive a little deeper into this and how seating is only one aspect of accessibility and how accessibility is only one aspect of fat liberation. Alright, so I didn't realize that the first problem with accessibility is seeding. I had no idea about that. As obviously you figured out, too, she has to sit in two chairs. But it is an important part of that. And yeah, being mindful of whether or not this restaurant has sturdy, armless chairs is an important part of dating a fat person.

Being mindful of whether a restaurant has sturdy chairs is. Oh, okay, so I can speak to this. Yeah, okay, please. So you've had me talking about true crime, you've had me talking about flat earthers, you've had me talking about 90s, disc jockeys. Finally, we have hit a subject that is in my fucking wheelhouse. Yes, I knew you know something about this. I won't go to a waffle house to eat

because everything's bolted to the fucking floor. I can't move the table away from me to get in there and sit out. Also the fence. I also you shouldn't go to waffle houses. So says you. So you're familiar with this issue that where it's a problem when the seeding isn't conducive to fat people sitting in it. Now, it's interesting because she actually says

that if you're dating a fat person, you should pay very close attention to seeding everywhere you go. Speaking generally though, you wanna be paying attention to seeding wherever you go, even if your partner isn't with you. Like I can't tell you how lovely it is when a partner comes home and says,

oh, I walked past this place today with really nice, sturdy benches and I think you'd be really comfortable there. That sounds like your husband was goofing on you. She's like, I'm so sick. It's not even my birthday and you're telling me that. So I think this noise gate, by the way, which you're gonna keep hearing,

I think it's because she's probably breathing very heavily and she wants to cut all of the breathiness out, because it's weird, it's distracting. Yeah, there's a lot of mouth noises coming out of her from the episodes that I heard. Yes, things that could definitely have been cleaned up. So if you want to grab dinner out, like, just let them pick the spot.

Like, they know where the seats are going to be comfortable for them, they know what's good. And if they probably know where the best food is anyway. Now that sounds like fat phobia. People know where the best food is. And I'll say this, if I could date someone who knows where they want to go to dinner, and I never have that conversation again, I'll date a fat person. That sounds amazing.

Where do you want to go to dinner? The place with the big chairs. All right, let's go get the car. Get the back of the car. Let's go. He's not kidding. Get in the trunk. Get the car! Get the back of the car! Let's go! He's not giving. Get the truck! Let's go! So then she goes out to explain what we could be doing as skinny people who love fat people. The comic book shop you love has a gaming table with chairs that you know won't work for your

partner. So it's totally worth talking to the owner or manager and just saying, hey, I love this place and it come here all the time. And I'd like to bring my partner here, but the seating just doesn't work for them. And then asking if they have another option or if they could look into a sturdier seating solution, like that stuff can't hurt. I'll stack up palettes for you at the gaming table. I know it's important to go to the comic book shop,

but she's... Jesus. And then she has a name for people who fuck fat people. Again, like this is all great stuff. And on a micro level, it is very good practice as a partner of a fat person to be aware of seating. A partner as well. She was going to say.

I think that's a funny word. I'm going to start using that. So I wanted to go back to another good example to give a good visualization of how big she is, number 27. And they asked me initially to then get off the scooter and walk through the puffer machine, the big scanner. And they asked me, of course, if I could walk first, if I couldn't walk, they wouldn't have asked me to get up and go through the scanner, of course.

And I said I could walk, but the problem is the scanner doesn't really work on me because I touched the sides. She's not running the airport? Yeah. Holy shit, that thing is huge. Ha ha ha, she touched the sides. I mean, that thing is huge. Ha ha ha, he done just the side. I mean, that's not funny. No, not at all.

No, not at all. Dude, even her Patreon is lazy. Did you go to look at her Patreon page? I did. It's just tears. There's nothing else there. It doesn't tell you what you got. It doesn't have listings of episodes or anything.

It's just like, here, give me money. Here, sorry, give me money. Okay. doesn't have listings of episodes or anything. It's just like, here, give me money, here, it's like give me money, okay. I think she's converted it from the podcast to now a, and then the title block up there says it's a fat magazine for fat people or something. So it's an online magazine where she gets articles from fat people to write to other fat people.

Okay. All right, well, she does have some pet peeves. And to be honest, one of my biggest pet peeves is one people who are attracted to fat people or prefer fat people have no understanding of what fat people actually face in our daily lives. And who exhibit no interest in learning. So I'm gonna tackle that a little bit today. Alright, it's amazing.

Someone wants to be with a 600 pound woman. And now she wants to bring her baggage along too? Hey listen, not only did you sleep with me, we had to hear about all my fucking problems too and understand where I'm coming from. Listen honey. Everything about her is just, she's the victim. No matter what it is, she's the victim. Correct, it's amazing. I can get a boner.

Can you stop complaining about fucking society for half a second, please? Just be happy that I can even just penetrate your fucking lips. I fairly, everyone hates fat people, even fat people. So, the first thing I want to say is that we are all carrying some degree of anti-fatness around with us. Like, even fat people, even people who are attracted to fat people. This is true because Vity fucking hates fat people. He's talked about it many times. And that's okay. It's okay to look at somebody and pass judgment on them. Like, you can look at somebody that is 600 pounds or 700 pounds and think

they don't care about themselves, they don't care about other people, they are a shitty person. It is okay to think that. Is it though? Because according to her, that is not okay. And even the word obesity, problematic. And related to this, it's important for you to know that everything you've heard about obesity. Actually, let me insert a pretty important side note here.

More and more fat people in Fat Lib have started to consider the word obesity a slur. And like that should be the end of it. If someone is telling you that a word you're using is harmful to them, you believe them. Coddy, the big man is... Infinifat. Infinifat. Infinifat. Yeah, infinifat.

You have to be color now. And obesity doesn't work. Oh, she's not bad. That's why you have to be color now. And obesity doesn't work. Oh, she's amazing. She's amazing. Fat people have a superpower to know if the person they're talking to is disgusted with them. Oh, okay. I think the first one of that is.

I'm social key. The first one. I, it's probably just people going. Oh. Yeah. They get vomit on my shirt, that's how I know. By the way, I want you to get into your things, but on thefatlip.com, she's wearing a hot dog half shirt

on the about page. She just shows off the entire cut. I don't know if like she can't find a shirt that covers her God, but there's a hot dog on it. Are we even pretending that there isn't a problem here? Go ahead, Doug. Where were you saying? Number number nine is the one referencing our fat people superpowers. Maybe part of that plan should be interviewing a few neural professionals and choosing for yourself. The person or people who will be handling your body when you die so that you can

get some sort of feel of how they might treat you. And I think fat people are uniquely set up to make those judgments because we can tell when we're speaking to someone what their feelings are about fat bodies. She's fucking crying to this whole episode. I can go back and listen to this one. This sounds fantastic. As you said, I sent over a lot of clips and it's hard to tie all this shit together, but. That's all right. Well, this would be one of the podcasts that would be worth just playing an episode

from start to finish and then pausing it and saying, when the fuck did that tubby bitch say this is ridiculous? No, I totally agree with you. There are so many parts where I'm just pulling clip after clip so she's talking about the healthcare system and how doctors are against them. And so it's good to bring a skinny person with you to the doctor.

What has helped me on occasion is taking my not fat husband with me when I see a doctor because I find that health professionals are much less likely to treat me like shit if there's a not fat witness in the room. So she's talking about like when you go to a mechanic and you're a woman, you're like, I remember my husband because I don't want to fucking rotate the tires, I don't need to. Right?

That's the dumbest thing I could have thought of. What do you make of her term fat and not fat? Why isn't it just normal and fat? Yeah, I know. You're right, she has a bias towards thin people because she always calls towards thin people because she always calls them thin people. And it's interesting because she even makes the point that you don't call people out for anything else about them except for when they're fat.

We don't call thin people by their health diagnoses because it's rude and minimizing. You would never call a person with cancer, cancerous. Like you would never refer to someone as a cancerous person. Like can you even imagine doing that? Of course not. No, you call a baldie. That's way funny. Yeah. Yeah, I was just thinking, ah, cancer baby, I do that all the time.

Hey, look at leukemia over there. Not one for this world area. All right, I want to run through a few clips about the healthcare system and all the issues with that. A lot of times, fat people find that doctors ignore their symptoms and focus only on their weight. So sometimes we'll say over and over why we're there. And a doctor keeps coming back to suggest a diet

or a weight loss surgery. Yeah, probably because those things would help you with those symptoms. Losing weight would likely help you alleviate those symptoms, which is why they tell you that. That's not what I want to hear though. Yeah, okay, I know. Sorry. Sorry about the tough love. What's most important to acknowledge here though is that healthcare can be incredibly

traumatizing for a fat person. Yeah, okay. Well, I feel the same way about an orthodontist, but you don't hear me fucking crying about it. I'm just going to end up doing orthodontist, obviously. Okay. So jumping from that episode to this episode, so I've got two counterpoint or I guess two points, two clips that'll go along with what you said.

My number 28 is, and it's referencing that in her mind, fat people are the only one that are affected by anything. So I told them that, and they said, okay, that I would have to have a pat down, which is like, I mean, it's not ideal. And I know very fat people who have felt that the pat down was too invasive. Pat down, she's a pat in. She could be hiding it gun anywhere. I think it'd be like a jiggle down. Exactly. Just push on her stomach once and as it starts rolling see if anything falls out. You're good to go. Go away. Just so you know know honey the rest of us love when strangers touch us all over

It's fucking great. We love the airport experience. I just give it five stars every time I leave that work right on the yelp Like yeah, this was an amazing. Oh TSA did it together. They're the best Yeah, it brings up a good point like she's the only one that has to go through this Right it sucks. Yeah, it's fucking it's fucking it going One asshole trying to put a bobbin in his shoe and I'm still taking out my fucking shoes for 20 years, taking out my shoes. All right.

The other thing that she seems to do is, she keeps referencing in every episode how the healthcare industry refuses to do any type of investigation on the health risks of obesity. Oh, really? How many times have I been a paper about that or a study? Is that all that works? Clip number 18 is her referencing it

in the dying episode. But in theory, it would be amazing for fat bodies to actually receive thorough study, post-mortem study. We know very well that fat people and fat health are dangerously under underresearched. Waaah! Underresearched! What is she talking about? Is that any... Oh, I should have gotten Dr. Steve on for this one. I wanted to text him the whole time. I was listening to this because this is similar to what you're playing on here. Um, what I was saying is, oh, that it's important for you to know that everything you've heard about

obesity is quote, and it's quote related conditions. Like diabetes and high blood pressure is probably incorrect. That's probably incorrect. Thousands of studies, scientific research, probably incorrect. And she tells us why that is. Yes, it is true that being a higher weight is correlated with certain conditions, and that diabetes and high blood pressure are among these. However, correlation is not causation as we all learn to treat high-fives.

Jesus Christ. There's also very little evidence that being fat even causes these conditions. She's a fat, a fan or a third. She's a fan or a third. Ha ha ha ha ha newsletter. Oh, wait, she has one, never mind that. And there's also some like, healthism and ableism thrown in there. A nice little discrimination cocktail.

She's concerned about healthism. You're going to die young, hon. I'm sorry to tell you that. Oh, my number 22 22 is her talking about, would be her response to what you just said. But the truth is that 10 people are exactly as mortal as fat people are, like no matter how healthy they are, how fit they are,

they are exactly as likely to die as fat people are. We will all certainly die. Yeah, that's a COVID. Wasn't this 78% of COVID deaths for people who are overweight or obese? What the fuck is she talking about? She's like, yes, see you, Davy Jones from the monkeys? There you go, there's my proof. I know what she's saying is, you know, I'm fat, I'm gonna die.

You're skinny, you're gonna die. What's it matter? Well, that's true. The difference is, is that you're gonna I'm fat, I'm gonna die, you're skinny, you're gonna die, what's it matter? Well, that's true. The difference is, is that you're gonna be able to see your fucking grandkids grow up, whereas at my times, I'm not. Oh my God, there's so much discrimination against these poor fatties.

Antifatton has literally effects people's livelihoods, and in housing discrimination against fat people is a real problem. Yeah, most houses have stairs. It's a real problem for people. When I was listening to this, I was sitting in my recliner in my living room and I had my headphones on, of course,

because I didn't want my wife knowing what I was like for listening to. So anyway, when my clip number 14, I started laughing out loud and like, I'm gonna use this in my day to day life. Okay. Hold on. She's talking about some of the things that you,

when you die and some of the things that real fat people have to deal with, or at least the funeral home has to deal with dealing with their bodies. Okay. Extra, embalming costs, you know, if you need a bigger hole, Doug. Oh my god, I was gonna think of joke about that earlier. She literally said you need a bigger hole.

Ha ha ha. Yeah, but I, if you played again, you can see why I would react the way I did because I thought she was talking specifically to my fat ass. Ha ha ha. Extra up, embalming costs, you know, you need a bigger hole, Doug. Ha You know, if you need a bigger whole

dud. Whole dog. But the good news is though, is it like to dig three feet and then when they drop you in there, you get together three feet, take a car of salt. You save costs that way. No, my number 11 is more along that same conversation where she's talking about Why it costs more to bury an infinite fat person as opposed to a normal person You need a custom made casket a larger than standard burial plot also a larger than standard Volt so a casket that's extra wide might not fit in their plots plus all the Paul Bears are complaining

It's all sorts of shit going on. Well, she goes on to talk about how when you bury somebody that is as big as she is, you throw off the grid layout of the cemetery. I'm kidding. Can they even cremate these people? Is there a large enough oven? Well, I guess the Germans had a large enough oven.

Can you hide and make someone who's six hundred pounds? I am glad you asked. Okay. Number 15. And you never answer. Another consideration is that very fat bodies require more heat over a longer period of time for cremation. So finding a crematory with experience and doing this safely is important. Safely. Do you know what that means to do it safely? No. What does it mean? Have you ever deep fried a turkey that still had ice crystals on it?

Yeah. Yeah. You can get her doing that. This one might have turned out to be crystals on it. You've got to make sure that the crematory is equipped for a grease fire. Exactly. This is amazing. If she was, she's like the next Tim Dylan.

If this was a comedy show, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. It's all jokes. Here I was listening to this last night. I'm like, well, how are we gonna find jokes in this? Where are you going? I know. Guys, Chris and Doug, I want you to listen to this,

finish this sentence, please. It's kind of fascinating, right? That for thin people, a sudden health event that is debilitating or deadly is considered tragic, but for fat people, it's... Polarious? That's how you're out of town, Doug, what do you think? Well deserved. Yeah. Delicious.

I also put predictable deep fried. Y'all inducing. That's another one. All right, so those you explain why fat phobia is so awful because these people can't be thin if they want to. Around 95% of attempts at sustained weight loss will fail. So even if fatness were a dire and immediate health threat, we are very unlikely to be able to change it.

And in fact, a dieting to lose weight and then regaining it, which is again, very likely to be your outcome is probably worse for your cardiovascular system than just remaining fat. Yeah, it's not like these lazy people are gonna get unlazy. You know, I couldn't want it to do about it.

Listen, I was lazy my entire life. Now you want me to stop being lazy? What am I gonna do? You got to just like me for me. Imagine the poor guest that came in after she spent two days sitting on that hotel bed. They have back problems right now for sure. It's like sleeping in a hammock.

What's with the giant pop is on chair. So I wasn't aware back your question. Back to your question about cremation. I did learn something. There's something called water cremation. I'd never heard of that. My clip number 16, she goes in depth and explains what it is. I want you to imagine just for the sake of the show, imagine your wife is 700 pounds, and you're going to water cremator. Okay.

And it is a process called alkaline hydrolysis, or sometimes called aquamation or water cremation. And in this process, a body is placed in a pressure chamber with a mixture of water and potassium hydroxide and then heated to 320 degrees Fahrenheit under pressure for four to six hours. But in the end, what results are two outputs. So the first is a fluid that is like rich in amino acid, salt, sugar,

peptides that can either safely enter the sewer system or it can be used in a garden or a green space. And then the second output is the bone remains. All the talk about cremation is making her hungry. I know it's a recipe. I was talking about cremation, it's making her hungry. I know, it's a recipe. No, so she said it can safely enter the sewage system, which either dumping your fucking wife down a storm drain or dumping her down a fucking toilet.

I'm listening. Treat family goldfish. Basically what she's saying, but not baby elegators. Holy shit. How much damage would you do to your sewer system if you dump 600 pounds of lard down your fucking toilet? That's fine now. They tell you not to dump oil down the drain.

Right, right. Tell you that. It's very bad. She's so scary. So she's green at least. All right, I want you guys to know where she stands on raping fat people. It's very important to know where she sat with that. And finally, I know that some of you who

are listening to this exclusively prefer fat people sexually. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I also don't think there's anything wrong with fat fetishes as long as you're only acting upon them with consenting parties. Well, yeah, I would agree. Okay. So now she has the most ethical thing you can do. If you're one of these non-fat people, as she calls thin, which I find very offensive. If she's one of these thin people who like obese people, most ethical thing you can do. She's one of these thin people who like obese people, most ethical thing you can do. But I'm here to tell you that the most ethical thing you can do as a person who is exclusively attracted to fat people

or as a fat fetishist is to pay for your porn, like with real money. Because the fat people who have made that content have consented to your consumption of it and because they use that money to pay their bills. Did you think it was gonna to go in that direction? Consumption is a key word too. I'm consuming so much porn, I'm just shitting out later.

And she goes out of all this topic for a minute. If you listen to this entire podcast enough that you care about fat liberation, I need you to care about it when you're sexually aroused too. The fat people in porn are still fat people who still face all the discrimination that other fat people do. They still have the same barriers to access, the same health discrimination, the same job discrimination. And if you're consuming their porn or their work, just pay for it.

It's not even expensive. Yeah, you remember that ad campaign for like a decade ago, you know, you wouldn't download a land whale would you? Holy shit, I love the she thinks the whole idea of fat liberation starts with paying porn stars to be fat naked. I never saw that coming. No, that's what I mean. The show's amazing. We should just do this show every week. I should just turn this into a who are these fat lip podcasts. Oh my God.

I gotta get out of her Patreon. All right, Doug, you got a lot of shit. Let's blast through your stuff. Okay, so this is in reference to donating your fat body to science, number 21. Okay, so someone in the discord route, she's fatty G-cups. Are you favorite podcasting?

From what I read, most facilities say that fat bodies are too difficult to transport and store for their uses. I also read from one director, I have a medical research school that uses bodies donated to science that mostly what his facility is looking for are bodies for first year medical students to dissect so that they can learn what the inside of a body is quotes

of host to look like. And because of this, ideally, he says they need to see quote, perfect bodies to learn. And when I read that, I found it incredibly telling like no wonder fat people receive such portraitment from the medical community. They are literally not taught about fat anatomy. Oh my God.

You know what it is, is that the med students haven't been taught how to properly use a fucking chainsaw. Ha ha ha ha ha. You see, getting through blubbers is a lot different. You need more than a scalpel to make pull that off. Oh my god, what's making this so funny right now, I can't stop laughing, is how serious she is. She sounds like she's literally bawling her eyes out about it.

Oh God, all right, keep these common dogs. This is gold. It's like one of those Sally's struggles commercials from the fucking 90s. Look at these dumb assholes who are skinny behind me. Don't get funny to them. Get funny to me. I'm Starman food, yeah.

Okay. This is back to her talking about flying I'm not going to have to have a good one to me. I'm star band food. Yeah. All right. Sorry. This is back to her talking about flying. And she went through the entire process from having to get an Uber and you have to call it like a fat enabled Uber or something. I don't know if it's a fork truck with an Uber sticker. I don't know what it is. But the whole process of her going to the airport, checking in the airport, the layover, everything. And in this part of it,

she's talking about how she used to use wheelchairs, but now she uses scooters. Number 25. Just the idea that a fork that picks her up from her house. I think I was inside her house. The garage garage comes out there. All right. So now with the scooter, the last time I flew, I did not take a scooter. I asked for wheelchair assistance. And the problem with wheelchair assistance for someone my size is that the wheelchairs are all too small.

We get high, you're right. or someone my size is that the wheelchairs are all too small. We get hot, you're right. Who's building a wheelchair for job in the hot? It's not a real thing. So then she transitions into, there's a lot of scooter talk in this episode. Number 39 is, how is a scooter rated and so on? And the scooter that I have is only rated for 350 pounds

and I am well over that. But what you do is you just get like a higher, higher power batteries. Like a fucking Tesla battery on the back of this little spot. You want mom to get her to her fucking airplane. She's the surprise. Oh my God. Is at any point, does she hear what she's saying?

And say, God need to lose a couple of fucking pounds. Oh, yeah, this is turning into a serious problem. And then she goes on to talk about how she came into possession of her most current scooter number 38. Okay, I can't wait. But my friend who also uses a mobility scooter, she buys them when she sees them on places like Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace because often people are selling them perfectly good scooters for you know three or four hundred dollars.

Do you know why that is? Why is that? Because the owner's fucking die. Ha ha ha! You're right! That's a good point! But there's no correlation! There is a correlation, but it's not causation!

Dog, very little evidence. I don't know why you keep saying that it's something to do with health. I do, it was... I don't know. It's just misinformation that they give us this all our life, I guess. Yeah, this is fucking Fauci and Big Pharma, tried to feed us this bullshit just because you're 800 pounds, your heart is working very hard and it's bad for you, I mean, there's no evidence of that. All right, let's talk about the partners

as we were talking about before. So what about those of you, because I know you're out there in listening who would like your partner to be even fatter? Why this is to you and to everyone, really, is to let your partner exist peacefully in their body. It is the one thing that only they own, and they get to make literally every decision about it. The body is the one thing you own. I own three P.I. rustle electric guitars. What is she talking about?

That's the one thing you own. You can fuck yourself. Yeah. Everything else that she owns is fucking perishable. Yeah, right. Oh, God. How much do you think it costs to feed her a day? Seriously. That's a good question. I'm like seven to ten dollars a day myself. Okay, I don't really know if anyone wants to donate. There should be a tear on her Patreon feed me for a day that we would know.

Right, right. 820 bucks. Holy shit. Actually, I have the answer to that, producer Cress. I know the answer to that wasn't expecting that. Buy and large, fat people eat the same way that thin people do. She's just like us.

She's the same as us. She doesn't shove it up her ass and it comes out her mouth. It's the only thing we have in Gavin. Holy shit. I could do this all day. All right, let's- I've only got about 30 more clips. I know, we gotta talk more. Let me play one more here.

It's ultimately about the freedom to exist in our bodies without judgment, and we could all use that. So wait a second. You're saying that in your movement, let's say someone has, like, born with club footed or something, people couldn't make fun of that person for that no With yeah, I like this. I like this movement. What are they crooked teeth? Could you goof on someone for that? No? I like this. I'm on her side. I'm on team ash smile talkers. Nope

Let's go what I think is funny is she spends all this time talking about you shouldn't judge fat people. But she spends all her podcast judging skinny people. That's all she does. Correct, because she's the ultimate victim. And it's the skinny people who are victimizing her. All right, number 26 is a pretty good, I think she slipped up.

If I recall, I don't believe, I think this is a good indicator that she doesn't believe what she's been saying. It takes a lot of effort to push someone in my size in a wheelchair, especially on ramps and that kind of stuff, because I always feel bad, you know, asking a southwest sky cap to push me up a hill or something like that and I shouldn't I mean it's their job and But you know it's just one of those things

So she she's talking when she I didn't clip any part of this but The role that she was sitting in she bought two seats and she said that somebody went out of their way to come sit next to her. And get a picture of me. It bothered her because she was worried about spilling over into his area from already in two seats. So every time that I fly, I get in my seat and then I like to watch people's eyes as they're connecting. They look at their ticket, then they look at the road, they look at the ticket, and they look at the road. And then they see the seat next to me and they're like, God damn it!

My first flight was only an hour, so it felt like as soon as we were up in the air, we were on the descent. Because the pilot couldn't keep the fucking plane in the air. When she said that, I was thinking, if you remember Cannonball run when they're on the motorcycle doing the wheelie across the United States, that I was just picturing the plane with the nose in the air but flying parallel to the ground. This is your cat's a speaking. We are now in a comfortable 20 feet. So go ahead and get up

and walk amongst the cat with me. Can we get our peanut before her? You know she talk about how the food sucks at airplanes and how she goes to that fence. What is up with that? He called these freedoms. Am I right people? No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. Well, we'll talk about like I said, she doesn't trust people what they're going to do with her body when she's dead number 17 Um, one of those options that I've always been curious about is donating the body to science I have always had huge misgivings about this though um Because again, it's hard to trust that my body would be properly handled after I'm not around protected. She should, don't everybody is furniture. Donating it to being bagged, science. Why does she care how her body's treated after she dies? She doesn't care about how she treats her body down.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say. She's going to make it serve about after she's dead, okay, go ahead, sorry. No, sorry, number eight is another, this is her talking about. Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say. She's going to make it serve about after she's done. Okay, God's right. No, so number eight is another, this is her talking about that first one was her talking about what happens to her body when she donates it to science. Number eight is talking just about in death in general. And I think many fat people like me worry that our bodies might be mistreated in some way after a death.

I've just been drinking eight year olds jumping out of like this is a trampoline. No, one of those things you the blobs you put in water you jump on one end and it shoots the kid off the other. Oh, Jack. Body is a temple. God. This is a I get to listen to this episode. This is amazing. All right.

So number six, I just, I just mark this as a, this is a clip that I finally agree with. Okay. I can't imagine how absolutely devastating it would be to be the loved one of a fat person. I get sucks. I can imagine it's terrible. Having walls removed from your homes, you can go to the hospital, it sucks. It's not fun. We don't have to go through all of these. Number 12 is her talking about some of the financial burdens that come along with being a fucking fat. And unfortunately, some cemeteries will require fat people to pay for two plots side by side because the

fat tax persists even in death. Oh my god. First it was the airlines. That was the cemetery people. God damn it. Also, when I go to the restaurant, I cost twice as much because I ordered two dinners. The pearly gains are too small. Do you have an overhead door here or anything?

This isn't gonna work. Is there loading docs at the Pearl Gate? Oh my god. Carl, you alright? No. I've never been more happy. This is so funny. I got a gold and take.

Lord Wolfenstein, thank you so much for sharing this podcast with us. Holy shit. This is so funny. I got a gold and take the Lord open steam. Thank you so much for sharing this podcast with us. Holy shit. All right, Doug, we should move out in the minute, but you got a bunch more clips. Let's hit a couple fun ones. I'm only going to do two more. Okay.

This one I just marked it is, I'm not sure she meant to say this. Number 32. All right. It's unfortunately, there is still a societal stigma about needing to see it's on an airplane. So if you feel about feel bad about it, you have every right to feel bad. You have every right to still experience discomfort about that.

Yeah, you should feel bad about it. Honey, shame is a good thing. It's not just for me eating so many cheeseburgers in the morning. She went on to talk about how she's known. She's been flying in two seats for over 10 years and she's no longer embarrassed. Good, good for her. That's not a good thing. Where does she have to go?

Where is she going? Stay putt. You're an anchor. Just stay putt. That's what anchor is still. It's goddamn it. And then the last one I want to play, I just marked it as I think she ran out of carbs mid-sentence, number 30.

Okay. So, so then I got through security and now, once, so the ticketing, the ticketing gate, the ticketing agent. All right, honey, take a break, eat a snack, come back. Come back. Come back. Wow. All right, well, I wanted to clear, Ash, my new favorite podcaster, and I really got to listen to something other episodes

just for fun. This is so funny. I had so much fun following these clips. All right, let's get into the next segment. The first one comes in from Cardiff Electric, and I want to tell everyone Cardiff and I have made up. He apologized for what he did with the Star Wars Minute. It's all good. We're back on good terms again. Good morning and welcome to the Cardiff Electric

cringe of the week. In this clip, you will hear comedian Rich Voss. First, not know how to spell his granddaughter's name. And then, then well you'll see. I got to put my granddaughter's name on me somewhere. Right? Do you know what it is? Amelia. AMEILA. Amelia.

AmEILA? AmEILA? Yeah. I'm pretty sure. I'm going to call Ellen. They asked how to spell her name. No. Why not?

Why don't you like my daughter's? There's a lot. There's a lot. Stop it. I can't believe you hate your daughter. I'm going to call her. I'm going to call her. I'm gonna call Ellen ask how to spell her name. Why not? Why don't you like my doors? There's a lot. Stop it. I can't believe you hate my door. I hate them at times. I just want to just let me call it for a minute. We get along well. Because I haven't talked to Ellen in a while. I know but we're doing a podcast. We call Bobby 24 hours. But you have no problem when I call Bob Bob. I don't like that either.

I can't stop you. Look at you. You just do what you want to do. Sometimes. And so do I let you do. It's a free flow. I don't even bring? No. No, thank God I didn't get that tattoo. How do you sculpt? Oh my God. A-M-E-L-I-A. Yeah. I'm ill. Yeah.

R-E-A. I flagged it, L-M, to see it out. No, no, that's right. Is it going to get a name tattooed spelled out? Oh my God, I would have had a, you would have had another kid in me. Do you remember her name? Because half the time you asked me how's the baby? This has been the card of electric cringe of the week.

Vic sucks. That's how it started. I'll start fused or we don't need to. I actually pulled a cringe of the week as well. You guys might have heard this clip. It's been going around. This is from that show, talk show with Remy and Connor. This is the show that Andy thought was the worst one that we reviewed in 2021.

And I'm just going to let it speak for itself, guys. It's a long clip, but enjoy the ride. We're talking pop culture. We're talking current events. We got a lot of comments on it. We have an opinion on everything. We sure do. Which is crazy. And we can just talk and talk and talk. And one thing that I want to talk about today, I just want to dive right into this. Tell me. The war with Russia. Oh, which tell me your thoughts on that. Because I know that you're a big, Oh, which tell me your thoughts on that because I know that you're a big, a big current of ins politics. Right. You did, you did mention to me last week that there was a war

with Russia and another country that is. Right. And what did you say? So I was going to say, it's with Ukraine. Right. And I was telling you because I was like, oh, Connor seriously, like, that's not a country anymore. So she was thinking of the USSR. Ukraine. Right, and I was telling you, because I was like a conner seriously, like that's not a country anymore. So she was thinking of the USSR. Right, right. And that's okay. And thank God I have you, Syria. I don't even know about Ukraine. I don't know about Ukraine.

No, and I think, to be honest, I think my ancestors are from there. Where, Ukraine? I'm pretty sure. I know they're from Russia. I didn't, they're from Russia. They're from Russia? I think so. That's not any of my business

because I literally can't have a conversation about Ukraine or Russia because I don't know where either of them are. I think that they are. Or anything about them. Russia's, I think, Asia and Europe, which is unique. I don't think Russia is Asia and Europe because those are three separate continents. Russia is not a continent. Oh my god. And it is Asia and Europe. You taught. You taught. So I think

you should teach me where I can't tell you where in Europe and Asia, but I know half is because Russia is so big. I'm half of it's in Asia, half of it's in Europe, and I cannot speak for you. Oh, okay. Oh, a map. I'd like to zoom in on where I just need to figure out where we're right. Do you see that massive block of green? Yeah. I think that's Russia. Okay, so Russia's big. Right. So what's Ukraine? That I'm asking you for details on that for specifics. When you said like, it's not real, I was like, no, it's definitely real because I'm watching it. And there's like rumors that there's going to be like a draft. What are they fighting over?

That's not price. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Maybe oil. To other countries. Do other countries care about oil? Connor, you are barking up the wrong tree.

Holy smokes. All right, Doug. I want you to let Anthony know he's not the dumbest podcaster in the world. It's official. You should play that. He's not the only one that knows how to change gears on his show real fucking quick. Oh holy shit, I have my face hurts. Let's talk about our friend's coloring, John. Gakiyya!

Starting off with this cameo, this some wise guy, higher John, to record. Hey hamburger, what's up? It's Stuttering John hey listen I want to tell you something you're nothing but a clubfooted chicken the bills soft they lost again for the row of super balls last one to the giants hey I got three words for you, you dumbass. Scott Norwood. Bleh! Bleh! Anyway, you're such a loser, all right?

So do me a favor, all right? Go fuck yourself with you. Okay, just go fuck yourself. Me and Harrizo, Harryzo say go fuck yourself. Okay, you little prick. Don't ever let me catch you in my club. If I'm performing, I'll roast your ass even worse. Only kidding, my man.

Have a great Super Bowl Sunday, Stuttering John, saying, Kikki, yeah. Oh, the heck. If I could burn me, God, I really set. Oh, man. If I could bird me good, I'd hear holy shit. That's a big difference between your audience and our audience on whose right is yours has cameos from Stuttering John.

I got one from Chris Hanson. That makes a lot of sense, actually. So we were talking about Stuttering John's autobiography when Chris and I were doing the bonus show this past week. And he was talking about this game Knock Knock Runaway. And we both said it's Ding Dong Ditch. Now people were telling me

that it's called different things in different areas of the country. That's fine. And so people have different names for it. But it's interesting, Jackie Marlow sent me a note that he goes, Knock Knock Runaway it. But it's interesting, Jackie Marlow sent me a note that he goes, knock, knock, runaway is not what it's called anywhere.

If you Google that, it doesn't show up anywhere. And he thinks, because, Southern John once admitted that he and his friends referred to certain fireworks as N word chasers when he was on the Stern Show, he thinks they were playing a game called N word knocking is what they called it. So he changed the name for his buck. So I thought it's an observation. That's what we called it when we were kids was a real.

No shit. All right. Well, there you go. Huh? And a broken broken bottle was a Nashtrek knife and uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, went on this other guy's show, this like burnout show called What the Spliff. And it's this YouTube video with the host Josh who's the blazing blasphemer. Cardiff, watch your head on his podcast this past week of course, because Cardiff saw over this. So this happened this past Saturday night John is

Wasted he just came from these two dogs got married and he went to a reception. I'm not making this up and They were doing shots and he comes home and he's wasted and he does this show and it starts off really just Perfectly just did you hear me? Yes, John. I can hear you. But everything's an echo form. Yeah, that's because my head fans just took a shit on me. No need to bring up bad words. Oh, I'm sorry.

All right, so the echo should be going on. Let's do it. All right, what you're hearing here is two idiots who are using Zoom without headphones on and everything's bouncing around and echoing. Now, to Josh's credit, he puts headphones on and stops the echoing. John never does.

So whenever Josh is talking, it's echoing like a mother fucker and then when John's talking it sounds decent But John can't figure out whatever system they're using because he wants to turn his green screen on But he doesn't know how to use his green screen because it's not the usual system that he uses and He complains about that, but in front of a green screen. I like I thought I can make it look nice That's a very drunk person. When there were nice is 3.7 seconds. That's a very drunk person right there. All right. So here we go with the the echo problems. Well, I don't know. All right. How's that? Is the echoes is the echo gone? No, I don't hear any echo, but I know I changed your jaw. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the thing, I have my microphone, so... Oh my god. But there's nothing on this site that will tell me how to like just...

Just... Just... Use a different... Use a different... Use a different... Use a different... Use a different... Use a different...

Use a different... I'm tripping my ass off. I'm tripping my ass off. I'm tripping my ass off. I'm tripping my ass off. I'm tripping my ass off. I'm tripping my ass off. I's high-speed now. I'm gonna be back. I have to be honest with ya. So, John didn't realize this was a marijuana show.

And he goes, oh, hold on, give me a minute. I'll go get a joint, I just bought it. And I'll come back. So there's all this dead air. And then John comes back. And he says this. There it goes. Oh.

14 bucks Is it an infused joint 14 bucks for Sateva? Okay, okay nice, but I like to Sateva it's like the poor man's cocaine I thought crack was the poor man's cocaine credit me if I'm wrong I got that one I Think it's described as the poor man's cocaine. Cretan if I'm wrong I got that one. I think it's described as the poor man's sativa. Yeah, there you go. All right, this is a fun little clip I both. Dude, you get a very special stuttering John Melinas

because of my show I don't drink. I don't fucking smoke or anything else. I wish you weren't a liar. He doesn't drink anything so what are you talking about? He has two seconds away from saying, I love you weren't a liar. He doesn't drink on his show, what is he talking about? He has two seconds away from saying, I love you, microphone. He weekly drinks heavily on his show. Isn't it called beer on the balcony?

Yes, our friend Kaya actually put together an amazing animated gift that just loops forever. Him shucking beers and grabbing another one that's on our subreddit. The idea that he's like, him chugging beers and grabbing another one. That's, I don't know, I've read it. The idea that he's like, you guys will never see this again. I'm fucked up on the internet. I don't know.

This is a rare occurrence. I'm totally fucking ham and on the internet. All right, this is the best part of the show. Let's get into it. So John grabs his phone and he's talking to this chick, Marissa calls him. Now, this is over four minutes long. This poor guy's talking to this chick Marissa calls him Now this is over four minutes long this poor guy's trying to interview him John's ignoring him and just talking to this girl I cut it down. Did they talk about do they talk about runaway autistic kids?

I didn't think about that No, so he he's talking to this chick Marissa and This is so telling of how John operates. I have to admit that I listen to your phone call to the White House and that was some amazing stuff. So what made you do it? Hold on, this is the chick I want to share. Hey Marissa, emergency coming over. I'm doing a podcast. That's why I came back home. I thought you were going to come to the wedding.

Come on over, will you? No, no, no, no. Make sure she's wearing the blunt wraps. And if you want like wine, I don't have it. I just have to be it. No, so just grab some wine, come on. All right, well, I think I got a bottle, but I don't know, it's a load.

Just go to 7-11. Grab some bottle wine, come on over. We get... Nobody wants old wine! That would suck those bad. I'll pay for it don't write that Well, I'm on well, okay, I'll text it to you. Well, you know, I'm on the air right now with this podcast that I never heard of I get your fucking cut ass over here. We yeah Yes, I will it's a good no good pop just get there

All right Hold on hold on I am sorry all right Now I don't see you soon sweetie All right bring some wine I got the weed don't Well, you got to bring the one She's arguing with him. Wait, all right, you know, we're talking about this for you. She's refusing to bring her own wine

to his disgusting apartment for his own reason. Why does he introduce, well, he doesn't introduce her, but he says, oh, this is the chick I want to shag. He hangs out at a British pub. He talks about shagging chicks. Does he think he's British? Who talks like that? You should have somebody in your audience

fill in the other half of that conversation. Oh my gosh, that's a great idea. Yeah, Stuttering John, madlibs. That could be the next contest. After we do the songfair, he can come with the funniest conversation between because I kind of bunch out. It goes a lot longer than that. There's a lot of back and forth.

I'm assuming that Marissa is a prostitute and it's probably also hammered at a clock at night out of Saturday. And that's why that was such a difficult conversation. She's like, well, where do you live? He's like, I'm on a show. I'm on a show. I'm just going to Kanuga Park. I'll see you. Just go to Kanuga Park and I'll be around. I'll be the guy in the building. Follow your nose. Follow your nose. Oh, all right. People on the internet are speculating that he was pretending to get a phone call.

Yeah. And that he wasn't talking to anyone. I don't think that's true, because there wouldn't have been so much back and force about buying the wine. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Like, he was just lying to my eyes. Like, oh, yeah, I got the bus wide.

You want the right one over here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Monty's no object. Right. It's like, you go to 7-11 pick up wine, and I'll pay you back.

It's literally what he says to this woman. That has to be a real conversation. When is there wine at 7-11? It's it's California. Okay. Cool. I guess they do that. I know. Us assholes in New York have to go to two stores. Two. John realizes about 45 minutes into this conversation that the trolls are going to really enjoy this. Hey, we're having

a good time on we jobs like. Oh, we are. So, um, this is golden for all my trolls. Oh Stuttering John got stone and drunk If I were you I post this and go hey look I guess Stuttering John I'll fucked up So what's interesting is that this video was made private on Monday. So he must have told this guy, he must have told Josh you got to take this video down because he saw it and realized that he was wasted and this is going to be embarrassing for him. And fucking Cardiff had this guy in his show and didn't ask him the question of John

resound to it so he'll take the show to Cardiff. He dropped the ball on that. That's the question to ask. That's what I want to know. And said the only thing card have asked him was whether or not he had a pay to get John on the show and Josh's answer was, I can't tell you. I can't tell you. So yes.

So that was the one thing. I'm not allowed to tell you. But yeah, but during the show, he said, John says this. It's at night. It's quite night. I have to do it with a lot of people. John, how the fuck were you able to afford me to come on this show? He even says, how are you able to afford me?

So I obviously did this for a fee. And I don't know why Josh couldn't just explain to him what that caused because the next show on Tuesday's show, John says this. He paid me good bucks to do the show and then he started drinking. I was drinking. He started smoking. I started smoking weed in Sleegle in California. So it was a fun show.

I had a great time. And Josh is a fucking loser. I'm just gonna say it because Chad goes, so there's like three people watching us right now. Is this like your regular job? Are you gonna like another job or something? Woo! Punching down. Yeah, he does fuck with them. And then Josh doesn't want to save, so he presses about it.

No, I'm a touristy. So it's obviously not this. You got three people here. Oh no, I'm a yeah, this isn't yeah, I have another full time job. So this is which is I push him off and bring him a thing. Be honest. No, I didn't.

I'm a night like this. The guys are fucking janna there. No, you can't do that. Seriously, my pants are what do you do? I'm a night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night-night It's fucking funny. And it fucked Josh, because Josh is all excited to have fucking pay, stuff like John to have him on his show. And then he asked some questions like, what was it like pranking the president? Oh, fuck me. Right. And then he told the story about writing a song with Joe Walsh.

And this is funny, because he's all excited. Oh yeah, I got to write a song with Joe Walsh. And Atlantic Records made it happen. He sent him up, because he said I wanted to write a song with Joe Walsh. So they got together, they wrote this song. And everyone asked like, well, where's the song? Can I hear it? It wasn't good enough to go on his album the third fucking album From the stuttering John band the song with joeals wasn't good enough for that's how bad this song is But the story's great. This story sucks

And by the way, even if you wanted to hear any of that element, it's not on Spotify, so good luck. It's gone. That's right. Take that. It's really punishing all of us. He's the most unfonious person in the world. Yes, you are, John. That is correct. So Josh explains that he was in the military and So Josh explains that he was in the military and John's Question to him is so ridiculous. I was uh, I was uh I was in the military for a little move around the corner. I was saying so yeah, so yeah, that's why I'm also a fan of Richard O'Jane. So would you get a disavable discharge?

No, no, I did 14, half half years what kind of question is that That's John for you. He just assumes the worst of every while he's spelled blood He's like this guy might be a bigger loser than me right? Yeah, I'm just gonna go for it Would you get a desirable this job? No joke or anything just cuz I'm having one right now You want to see my badge. Well, even even John realizes that if somebody is going to pay him to come on, they are worthless.

Yeah, he can do whatever he wants. Good point. That's that's correct. And I happen to know how much John charges for these feet, for these appearances because someone I know has been in negotiations with him to do their show and it's $300. To do the show. If anybody else wants to get John on their show,

if you have $300, you can make it happen. So at the end of this conversation, Drunk John decides he likes Josh. Josh is a great guy. No, I actually like you. If you ever know where you come, if you're ever here, I'll take you out for a few pints. You want to take everyone out for pints?

You really is amazing. All right, with that, we gotta get into Alright, we're gonna go through all the submissions, recent submissions to the certain John Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you to just put up your hand. Like, or do you like the thumbs down thing? Okay. From gladiator and I'll know just to kill it. If he sighs, go out to a lot because there's a lot. So, before you get started, I'd like to place a bet that the Beastie Boys girls parody is going to be the winner.

That one is so funny. It is great. I will tell you that there's one in this batch. No pun intended. That I think it's a contender. I honestly think it's a contender to that, but I agree with you. That one was so far. Fantastic. Of course. Is leading the pack. Now, what's funny is when we were stranded in Chicago because our flight was canceled, it was myself, Jen from the Jingle's department and Vinnie Paulino, and we were hanging out for an extra day

And we started brainstorming on songs that John would sing and one of our ideas was oh Susanna! Yeah, sure. And sure enough a voice-mower came in with that Well used to work on turn-show just to act like a buffoon Any metal lovely lady. Yeah, he was over the moon. Made a lot of money. And he moved to Hollywood.

Bought a pretty mansion now just because he could. Oh, Susanne, it must have been so hard to leave a man who lives on beer and talks like a retard. Oh, Susanne, you could have had it all. A man covered in cation and smells like alcohol. Woohoo! Alright, so it's fun. Not bad, not exactly on the song, but no, not quite. Yeah, no.

It's a misuse. The other thing we thought would be funny is, or at least I thought was funny at the time, because that was some trip. But at the time, I thought it would be really funny to do like my way, but do a parody on that. And someone came in with that as well. This is Mr. Magenta. I had so many plans to fly the T.C.

And make Republicans quiver. I was totally gonna do that I lived. A life that's charred. And I drove drunk on each and every highway And all much more than this I did it my way Recreaks What? I'm not better fuck you

I don't have any regrets. Oh, thanks for the two bucks I regret my... I made... How would stun laugh? I get an ounce from the talent show. I wrote a song with Joe Walsh. I released an album with Atlanta Records. My album got a positive review in the limestone. I gave birth to three beautiful children. I mean, he won't go in the bank. I did all that.

And without talent, well, that's easy for you to say. Cause I know, I don't know, no, no. That I did it in my way. So that I'd delete my... What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what I dealt with trolls, I took it on the chill They never made me mad, I got under my fat disgusting blood and alcohol for skin Cause I did it by- I- O-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- It's so good. I don't know if there's anything else I'd have, but that's funny. Alright, that was fun. I've only got two thumbs. I don't know how many more you need me to flip down.

This is from Patrick's Lonely Baby. I said this one. Hold on, this is a check I want to check. Do you hear me? Hello. Hey, Marcy, coming over? It's me. I'm doing it to come to the wedding.

Yeah, but it's a wedding. You know, $2,000, man. I'm doing it, I'm doing it. $2,000. Sky over. No, no, no. I'm on the air right now. I'm doing it upon campus.

Sugar tits. Shut the fuck up. No, no, no. I'm on the air right now. I'm doing it upon cancer. Sugar tits shut the fuck up. Did you hear me? I told them that I left a dog wedding just so I can come in. Come on over, will you? You know I'm in California.

It's a good dog, good park. Just get there. All right, come on over. I didn't jerk off this morning. I don't want to run off the bat And if you want like wine, I don't have I think I get a bottle Just go to 711 grab some bottle. I Produced a cross kill that one, but it was fun. It was fun. I first heard that I didn't hear that episode Like where the fuck do you get this audio from? He's hitting on a chick. It was fun. I first heard it. I didn't hear that episode. I'm like, where the fuck do you get this audio from?

He's hitting on a chick. I was like, okay, did that YouTube? Sorry, it took so long. That makes sense. I ran out of judgmentalism on the first part of our show. All right, let's do a short one to break things up. This one is fun. It comes in from who weage on the discord. I never see the cockroach here. You trash my fucking kids. I'm a delus celebrity. And I smell like gas. I never paid jobs for it. Pretty good?

Yeah. I like that. That worked out well. Give him credit. Now, remember that song, I'm a bitch. It was a big hit by Meredith Brooks. No. All right.

I was thinking Meredith's backster, Bernie, but I knew that wasn't right. That's all I got. Well, this is a parody song from that called It's My Batch. John had a bumble date. She's so smoking out that jerk in knocking weight. Take a home and light those cool, light-scented candles. And now it's time for fun The dick pills are now kicking in

John Taylor what she's won? It's my batch, it's my phone load, it's my com I'm in sperm mode, it's my gizmo check my taint These amroids make me faint, now clean up, then go home I won't pick up the phone cause bitch I don't have time to text you what's today. Oh. Siri, call Richard fajitas. I need him.

I hope you with the school. We'll part of the school. That is perfect right there. In and out, Nurse Corris called a day. Very well done. Good joke at the end. Good joke at the end. Very good.

All right. The next song I'm going to play is Pickwick pub blues. This came in from Billzard Buffalo. I said the lawsuit coming. It's coming round the pike. But I ain't seen a cent since the judge said take a hike. So I'm drinking at a quick pump. And time keeps speedin' up. Cause these bears keep appearing,

or I can down my cup. When I was just an intern, how it told me son, Christ sakes clean yourself up, nobody likes a bum, now I've lost my wife and children to some other guy. And when I hear they like him better, I start to drink and wipe.

All right, the discord is calling this one. All right, but very fun though. Bill Zahra and Buffalo, thank you so much for submitting that one. I always appreciate it. This one is the longest one. I definitely will not get all the way through it. This came in from Cardiff Electric.

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All right, fair enough. I think that's probably a pretty good rule. So I will say that this one coming in from Adam Thoreau is pretty creative. Now Adam popped on his show on Tuesday and gave him a super chat. This is the super chat that he got. Adam Thoreau with the first super chat of the day. Have I told you late me that I love you. Thanks for the $2, brother. I appreciate it. All right, so we got him to sing that and then he turned that into his submission.

Adam Thoreau with the first super chat of the day. Thanks for the $2.00. Have I told you lately? That was the head rider of the Kremab Little Chabar Rose. Have I told you? I learned how to read music in second grade. You feel my heart with me. My mom is here. I do not go on reddit.

Yes you do. Have I told you late me? My oven's broke. Have I told you? I don't want to run off the vatch, you know. And that happens as much as you can. Borg fat loses, but I don't really give a fuck. The math's you, Lewinsky.

Thanks for the five bucks. I didn't shower today, and I smell like gas. That is true. Have I told you, Lewin? You're dead of energy in baloney? Alright. That was thorough, very well done. That's a creative way to use actual audio. I was just gonna say I take back my previous statement.

Just do it like that one. Yes. You have to pay $2 to John. And they heard of they get, uh, getting to say the right things. Alright, this is called, Hey There Stuck John. And this one comes in from Peter

Pod. I'd leave New York City You had a cushy job and I would kept you busy You know it's true Now how it doesn't want you What will you do? Hey there, Stuttjohn You left to work for Lenoen Every time we'd thought of you We said, Jake and fucking have not closed your eyes.

Your wife left from like past you by, have a chorus line. Oh, I can't curse me free. Oh, if only chords were free. No, I can't curse me free Oh, if only cores were free Then John would trip for free Hey, this that John, it looks like time's a heart Your kids don't want to know you

Because you act like a retot for super chats You know your trolls are all you have it's fucking sad Hey, the stout John, please now don't try to sue me just because no one loves you and your podcast is pretty shitty as it should All right, I'm gonna kill that one. It's good. You did a nice job with that Yes, but it's about four minutes long, which is too long for this contest. I should have told people Also, it's like a bummer sign Like parody signs are more fun with their like upbeat Right, you know people in the discord are feeling bad for John

Right, that's not right. I was not right. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, it's like bad for John, I'm like, no. Yeah. So we're trying to get across here. What we're trying to get across here is how ridiculous this man is, and I think this next one does a very good job of capturing that.

Who? Lizard the Roaches in California. Stuttering John Melendez. Liberal and Druck and bloated as California! Stuttering John Melendez! Liberal and Druck and bloated as he is! Stuttering John Melendez! He can't land a Hollywood job! Stuttering John Melendez! Cause he's a big fat retarded slut!

Stuttering John Melendez! Stuttering John Melendez! Stuttering John Melendez! Stuttering John Melendez! Stuttering John Melendez! This is Stuttering John Lillian. Lillian. Have you seen my dick pills? All right, that was good. Lewis from NC, thank you, buddy.

The other one you sent in, I'm not familiar with that meatloaf, so I didn't understand it at all. So I'm not going to play that one. But thank you very much for sending that in. That was fun. So I decided to do one. I wanted to get in on the action here fucking Carl can't help himself. Okay help myself. So this is one that I did. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, It's three in the afternoon. Swarvin to the left from the shakes. And Swarvin to the right.

Ain't got no job. Ain't got no friends. And now I want to fight. And a big, big pub. Drinking in daylight. Take wank, Tom. I'm a head on a dyke. Take wank, Tom.

I'm in a shouting match. Take wank, Tom. And I'm saving my bats. I'm dirty. I mean, a fingernails, uncle unclean and unhealthy man. I have so many trolls, I don't understand. My son and my daughter live with my ex-wife. My liver is failing even worse than my life.

The core's light that awaits. I only drink dehydrate. And a pegwack pop. Just chewing the shit. Tegwacks pop. Argued politics. Tegwacks pop. I'm blacked out by five.

Tegwacks pop. How am I still alive? I'm blacked out by five. Take Wix Tom. How am I still alive? Take Wix Tom. Take Wix. All right, you get to find out that one. Thanks for humor. Did you submit that so you wouldn't have to get to somebody else's win? Yeah, I'm going to my own merchandise. From this.

Well, Doug, it gets worse than that, because the jingles department got in on the action. This is producer Chris and the jingles department with this submission. I like, it's so weird, I people always think I'm some kind of awful. Yeah, do I drink some plants at the pub yet? But I'm not like, you know, I'm some kind of alcohol. Yeah, do I drink some pints at the pub yet? But I'm not like, you know, I'm not some fucking, you know, crazy drunk that's fucking, you know what I mean?

I mean, you know, I've held down steady jobs for fucking 30 years, I mean. I once was getting laid, I was satisfied. You know, kept thinking I would always be right by J-Ladol's side. But then I spent so many nights drinking and smoking bombs and all along. I lived my life completely wrong. You know, Susanna left.

I lost my place. Now in a condom, where I stream and drink Who's like by the case. I tell my dates B-Y-O-B. Sometimes intercourse is achieved. I wish I hadn't burned bridges with celebrities. Now watch my stream. Truck in my coo.

Steve Grillo is my guest. Hell sparks, now welcome anymore. My skin is turning yellow. Light a lorry and shutting down. My date from Bumble. My time beyond the floor facedown. Because I... I won't survive.

Oh, as long as I get super chats, I'll drink until I die. I've got all this coolness to chuck. Mixed with Kalana pinnets, drugs. I won't survive. I won't survive. I don't have enough energy! Where's my balloony? Alright, that doll, people are speculating that I was saying that there is a contestant

that's almost as good as the BC boys won. It's not either of those. I promise you that. In fact, this is the one that I think is going to give cores a run for its money. This is brilliantly done. And let me just find out who did it before I play it so I can give them credit. This is Tony Muscrat.

Welcome to Jon's house. Here's a box. I have a seat. The Wi-Fi Passwood is Rodriguez 3. If you're hungry, there's a baloney to eat. It's not expired. That's a smell of my pee. I got chicken. I got beer beer I got cans My season cabinets full of bluetooth I got chicken It's expired I got beer I got cans You have a problem

I got even more beer He's got beer Can't chicken baloney Hamram and a hamram and aah John's got OCD That's why he's the slob He's grossy He's got beers Can't chicken baloney Hamram and Doh Hamram and Doh John's got OCD that's why he's a slob He's gross, he's spurs, can't chicken bloney Hamram and Doh Hamram and Doh

John's got OCD that's why he's a slob Woke down my sandwich because I need energy Do me a favor and write me jokes for DC I'm gonna go and take down the GQP First I'm blocking cool Mia so he can see I've got fungus. I've got lights I mean I'm I've got dangerous. I've got some Jackaloon obsessed with my shag I put odor. I've got trolls. I mean lose of thousands of people. my moles will find out your name and way you live that Solution despair

Thousands of jobs got eat so when his batches wasted John goes berserk. I'll try it's my sprouting toenails And he's running out of friends. I bet my life on it that he wears the pens I don't know if you saw my tweet, but you know I do know I got it with 10,000 likes and a bunch of, I think a thousand, I'll reach which I removed all my podcasts from Spotify as well. And yeah, I did because you know what? I mean, he's killing people. Joe Rogan, I'm just like he said, he's killing people. I don't want to be on that network that he's going to be out's killing people. Joe Rogan, I'm just like he said, he's killing people. I don't want to be on that network

that he's going to be out there killing people. Frankie Farfaguer's winner-winner expired chicken dinner. Yeah. That is an amazing one. Wow. It's going to be hard to compete with. I have a couple more that I'm going to save for next week. Episode 300, we're going gonna crown a winner of this contest,

but overall, guys, very well done. Yeah. These are a lot of fun to go through. And Port Doug has to sit here every time these I'm the sugar, you still there? Oh, I was just gonna ask you if you could go ahead and play one more. I've really got a piss.

You know what me to? And since you said that, let's do that. It's a dedicated to all the beautiful people in Chad. I can feel the love. All right, everybody, let's have a good show today. Skade! Oh, I'm looking on the troll. I have three trolls, but they go on the different names.

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Because that's absurd. Doug, are you back, buddy? I am. I heard that you listened to the latest offering of the briefcase from Patty Seacups. Yeah, Jody B from Poe Boy's podcast was nice enough to send it over to me. What's going on with our friend Patty these days? See you up, Dale. Oh, shit.

So, I know you've talked about the free water podcast and all of that So we'll just start with clip number 42. Oh, thank you for reminding me it's not the briefcase anymore And now it's called free water. Jesus right so old fashion You're a fish such a boomer. He's so cosy for the briefcase. What a boomer So what's going on fish? Welcome to the free water Papa knows your thirsty Due to the fact I am captain this ship anything can happen and anything will happen and Sometimes that anything is nothing but nothing is also something

Was it I think so I think so it was poetry and fucking petty seecups world Okay, let's talk about petty seecups poetry and you not be able to keep up with his show titles okay play number 43 But I just want to give a shout out to that podcast because damn man a lot of shows come and go, huh a Lot of shows come and go Who would a guest? Who would a guest? Well, we remain, you know, even though we adjust, we evolve and we get better.

Okay, just like a fish being put on the land. No, they die. They have gills instead of logs. They die on land. And stinkin'. Wow, it's funny because he had no idea where he was gonna add up. And he's just like, I'm just gonna go out of this journey

and figure it out, fuck. I think clip number 41 is another example of his brain, his brain brain stopping mid-journey. Okay. Addition, a free water. Now is it addition or addition, like A-D-D-I-T-I-O-N or E-D-I-T-A-L-E? Robert, is it an addition or an addition? Because it is another one.

Are we talking mathematically? Are we speaking in like numerology, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la that. What is he doing? I think the last one that I pulled from his show is number 45 and it this is how he ended the episode and I think his brain just stopped right there. There was no kickstart kickstarting to back up. It's like what I have to do eventually jump on a bed of knives. Like that's my last video and that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's

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There was no purpose to it. It was just right in the middle of it. I don't know if he's leaving his phone recording to go to the bathroom and he just put something on. We just played on Broken Talk. Well, on our Patreon show, we did Broken Talk. He does that, I think three times throughout the episode. We're going to take a break.

We'll be right back after this. He's pretending, I think three times throughout the episode. We're gonna take a break, we'll be right back after this. He's pretending he's doing a radio show. All right, guys, we'll be back after this. Hey, we're back. That's a go-and-way. He never left. You think he's just leaving a spot in there for the inevitable sponsors

that are gonna come crawling eventually? Deciding which one. Yeah, every time you just go ahead and insert your dynamic ad here, all right, I'll leave a little space for you. Just go ahead and pop that in. It's not all that works. What an idiot. Well, thank you for bringing that dog. I always like to know what's going on in petty broken brains. Now, Jerry Panfield, and I'm not even joking about this, made international news this week.

I wish we had a stinger for Jerry Bansfield. We should have one, but we don't. So I don't even know how to get into this segment. I blame me, sorry. I blame the jingles department. All right, so Jerry gets on his stream. You saw this, right, Doug? I did, yeah.

Yeah. You actually have, I think, some clips on this too. I'll introduce it here. This is how he started off a show from this past week. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you're about to experience the jury battlefield show. Today, my friends, I'm great, I have the courage to do something I've been meaning to do for a long time. I've been meaning to do for a long time. For years I've wanted to be black, I've been tired of being white.

I have wish I could be black when I was born. Oh, let me tell you, let's just get to the point. I am now identifying as a black man in an African-American. I no longer wish to be identified as a white man or Caucasian or European descent. That's not why I'm in. No, you have to keep in mind he's playing a video game and he's on Twitch and he's on Facebook and there's a lot of bullshit going on. So you're going to hear some weird noises and things. But Jerry has now decided he's transitioning

to become a black man, comment Doug. Okay, so I'm sure you picked up on the fact that he is doing this because he's tired of all the transgender bullshit being shoved down his throat. Someone wrote, uh, he's just low key making fun of transgender people. And I have a bunch of clips that might back that up, but I got to tell you, I'm not sure if that's true or not. I've listened to a lot of Jerry Banfield. Dude is best shit crazy. I don't know if he's making a political statement.

I will disagree with you. I, prior to you telling me we were gonna talk about him, I don't know anything about him. So all my research is 20 minutes on YouTube. Okay. But anybody that, because I've made that same stupid joke on who's right, that I'm gonna be a different race, you can pick whatever gender you want.

But I ended up stumbling across this YouTuber named Bad Boy Beaman. Okay. I don't know if you've ever heard of him. I'm not. He has a theory and he is breaking it wide open why this is happening, number 47. Pardon this guy's accent, I think he's Scottish or something.

And there are no longer identifiesifiers, white or Caucasian. This also happens to fall on the Black History Month, which as you know, content creators, Jordan Black History Month, get algorithmic boost on their platforms, right? Black creators that is. And it will appear that Jerry Bamfield looks like he's trying to get himself into that algorithm. Okay, that's a good theory because he does mention Black History Month a couple of times during this stream. Do you think there's a Black algorithm? Okay, that's a good point too. The Black algorithm. I've heard that AI is racist, so I doubt there's a black algorithm to be out of the, uh,

This is where Jerry gets into the idea that This is no different than a trans person saying that they're the other gender and people just told me enough times You're white, you're white, you're white. I just accepted that program and and I've been wishing that I could be a black man for a long time. But I thought I can't be a black man because of my skin color and I just woke up and had the epiphany today that if a man or a woman can live down at their genitals and just choose whatever gender they want to be regardless of their biology regardless of DNA, regardless of what they've said they were in the past. What's up, Nicholas? If a man or a woman can suddenly decide to change genders, regardless of all of the other

things, and that's fully supported, then I'm absolutely fully supported in changing my race. So I'm absolutely, I'm absolutely fully supported in changing my race. So I'm done being white. All right, I should give a little bit of background on Jerry Bantfield because we haven't talked about it in a little while. The way I found Jerry was he was doing all of these video series and podcasts, teaching people things. And a lot of it was around finances and money.

And he reveals that he's $600,000 a debt. He's a recovering alcoholic. He used to be a police officer. And now he plays video games on the internet and owes hundreds of thousands of dollars to other people. So he's a fascinating person. And he might be not bright. Is it nice to say it?

He might not be the brightest guy. Or a genius. Or maybe he's a genius. He's got to now figure it out. But I think in this clip, you'll realize that he's not bright. I mean, to me, this is the ultimate dream that Martin Luther King's talking about it.

Any of us that regardless of what color your skin was when you were born born you can be black Please do not bring up. Okay into this. You don't want you don't want to do that There's no way as what Martin Luther King was talking about was white guys say that they're not black. There's no way That's what he was saying I assume in Call of Duty is mowing down people of all races Look at me. I'm just shooting white people mowing down people of all races. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha anywhere, I will be putting black African, change the space, whatever, you know, black African American, whatever it says,

I will not be putting Caucasian on anything from now on. So he's not going to fill out forms the same way he used to is what's going to change here. The census status really going to change up now that he's decided to transition. So he explains because a lot of people are speculating, like, I said, this is international news. This is all over the place.

People are speculating that this is all a joke, like Doug thinks. It's all a big joke. Hey, some of y'all are joke. Some of y'all think I'm joking. I'm not joke, I'm serious. I've been wanting to, I've wished I was black for a long time, years, and I thought I was black growing up.

I have to admit, I kind of feel like Jerry's heart's in the right place. I don't think he understands what he's doing right now, but I think his heart's in the right place. I think it's genuinely like a nice guy. Oh, it's not some sort of meta joke or something. No, I don't think so. I don't think he's trying to offend. I don't think he would. Oh, shit, I'm not a fly.

Yeah, right. Back when he was accept, police officer's video game maybe. Yeah. I was listening to that Jerry Bantfield shit from the same bias that I have that I'm just tired of all the transgender acceptance bullshit. Sure.

And this guy was an opponent of that. Number 49 is an example. And until about middle school, and people just told me enough times you're white, you're white, you're white. I just accepted that program. Maybe the reason people were telling him that was because he actually is. I know he got us programmed to think I was white. Yeah. I was assigned white at birth. I know. That is.

What's funny about Jerry is his first thought when he decided that he's black is this. All right. So one of the first thoughts I had was, all right, now you're a black man. You can say the N word now. And I thought, you know what? One of my first thoughts as a black man is, it's time to be done with that word. That word originated from the name of a country,

Nigeria, and there's another country named Niger in Africa. BOOM! BOOM! That's where that word came from! The word hockey originated from what black people were driving canelacs in white neighborhood. Well, that's true. That is very true.

Uh, so Jerry knows people are going to go nuts about this obviously. Like, man, people are going to go nuts over this. And I'm like, that's okay. It's not up to me. It's not up to me. What other people do is not up to me. Who hates and who disagrees what other people do. It's not up to me who hates and who disagrees with it. I know there's some people who will hate and disagree with transgender and I love and

support transgender. I think transgender is taking us into a future. I think the ideal way to get past issues is for everybody to experience them. So if you can experience being a man, brand and thank you for the share. If you can experience being a man and a, thank you for the share. If you can experience being a man and a woman in the same lifetime, now you truly understand men's issues and women's issues. If you can experience being a black man and a white man

and however, whatever other kind of stuff you want to be in the same lifetime, then you can fully understand and appreciate all the issues. Now when you know that Jerry's a child, and you hear him say that, you kind of think like, ah, it's so cute. It is kind of cute. Right? Hey, I think I want to experience, you know, being a prost for a little while, and see

what that's like. Well, that's not how that works, but okay. I'll play a long one. You're going to pat on the head for it. I'll play a long with that's like well that's not how that works but okay I'll play a lot. You can pat on the head for it. I'll play a lot with that. Oh man, he racial slur he wants to be called. No problem at all. And the last few years I'm like you know it sucks being white.

I'm tired of being white. And it finally hit me this morning. I don't have to be white anymore. I am whatever I say I am If I wasn't then why would I say I am in the paper the newsfeed every day I am I don't know. It's just the way I am. He proves he's not white by using M&M lyrics Not a great way to prove you're not white. I would have gone a different direction on that one. Yeah, right.

Try the Beastie boys. With the sound of the clips and loading, or him reloading the guns, he's a young white kid in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So the great thing about Jerry Banfield is that he's really into extraterrestrials. And he really thinks that we've been in contact with alien life and people have traveled outside of this galaxy. And so it's ridiculous that we even care about skin color when we're just humans on Earth

and there's so much more out there. You know, you still got people on earth stuck on colors as skin and genders. I think we need a transgender movement and a trans racial movement to help us be prepared to handle extraterrestrials. How are you going to be cool with somebody from another planet? How are you going to be cool with somebody from another planet. How are you gonna be cool with somebody from another planet when you're stuck on race? This guy's taking a different level, obviously.

He's way ahead of me. Yeah, I already hate the audience, but I haven't met them, but I'm sure they're jerks. I don't know what they're about, but they don't look like me. I just shaking my fist at them. Get out of here. Get off my wand.

You're not coming here and taking our jobs. That was their Transforming Robots. They could go. I don't need to see that. Because Jira's excited about the Star Trek future. But I reflect that I was my number one goal and my number one goal is to build a Star Trek workon, helping us build a Star Trek style future

where we can accept extra terrestrials where we can be a part of a bigger galaxy and I see the number one thing I can do to support that today I need to change my race to support that. So his ultimate goal is to get to the Star Trek future where we explore the universe and he's like, what can I do to get there? I'll pretend I'm black, and he's brained. That's like the right thing to do. Like, ah, if I'm black, that'll help things. That poor confused alien from outer space,

meeting this guy. If that's the first Earthling, he meets. But isn't black a color? And isn't that why they call them black? But does not compute But does not compute. Does not compute. It might not be a robot, but whatever. Sorry, I am a moon man.

This is how moon man talk. Okay, much better. There it is. It's been a long show. This is the last clip I want to play from Jerry. It's kind of funny. It takes about seven years for your skin to grow out. I'm telling my skin now, I'd like you to darken up all those brand new skin cells.

I want my skin cells to darken up. And maybe in seven years, I'll have maybe seven years, I'll easily be identifiable as a black man, whereas right now it might be a little difficult for some of y'all, but that's okay. He's telling his skin to darken so that we all don't realize that he is a black man. I would say he's laughing all the way to the bank if I didn't know he was 600,000 dollars in cash.

He's crying all the way from the bank. Yeah, that's when he came up with this. Laughing all the way to bankruptcy quarter. There you go. Do you remember that 80s movie were the white guy pretended to be black and He didn't look like a black guy. Yeah, so man. Yeah, so man. He didn't look. That's like Jerry It's get actually turned black. He's still not like a black guy What's up homies?

I love Jerry All right, so because of this because of this video I love Jerry. Alright, so because of this, because of this video, Facebook Gaming put out a tweet that says, which is weird to put out a tweet, thank you to everyone who awarded us to a live stream this morning, which ran counter to the spirit of Black History Month.

We have cut ties with the creator in question, removing them from our official programs, including access to monetization features effective today. So Jerry got banned from Facebook for saying that he identifies as a black person. And I just wanna give you what Jerry's response to that was, because it's kind of funny.

At first, he's like, I got these monetization violations on my page, I don't even know what I did, they don't even tell me what I did. I don't understand it. So then Facebook and let's have know that it's hate speech. And Jerry says, hate speech. I said earlier today that I am identifying as black and African American, who we didn't capitalize black. I am identifying as black and African American starting

today after wanting to do so for a long time. I said I was excited to make this change during black history month. According to Facebook Gaming today, that is hate speech. What part exactly? If I said I was changing my identity to being a female and a woman during women's history month, would that be hate speech? The simple fact is that denying anyone the right to self identify as any race they choose and denying them the ability to celebrate all the related holidays is discrimination.

Yep. Can I point something out? Black History Month is not a holiday. No. Why do people keep calling it a holiday? No. How are you celebrating Black History Month? When cake? Yeah, yeah. Gipsy, everyone. Oh, you saw pretty black his three-five. When cake? Yeah, yeah. Gips her, everyone. Pie.

Did you see the comment and discord from Carl's Clubfoot? No. Black for less than 24 hours, and he's already oppressed. Yeah. That's in self-lebron. Seriously, Facebook is taking down the black band again. So this is, I mean, just a very funny sequence. Let's go. I got it with our friend Jerry badfield So I wanted to point that out. That was a lot of fun. All right a

Doug are you a fan of the Show that's sweeping the nation who set it the game show? No Too bad you're playing who said it with a mother. Sound like you was trying to sneak away there. It'd be funny if I I asked of that and we just heard this. The whole time that you were playing shit. Yeah, my discord kept going in and out and in and out and like I'm ready to just plug on like everything from the wall. Like I'm just gonna pull the plug on this motherfucker. Alright, I want you to go that body.

Doug, thank you. No, no, no, no, I want to play a card of scheme. Alright, cool. Well then let's get into it. Welcome to WhoSetit. The official podcast game on WATP. Brought to you by the Card of Electric podcast network. Okay, Carl and co-host. Who said it?

Our first entry. Who said it? Research. They're just getting so much trauma in that ring. Who said it? Talking about in the ring, you would think you'd be petty Seacows because he does the MMA podcast, but that's it I don't really call it a ring

I'll go O.B. I'm gonna go O.B. Okay And my discord cut out when he was talking so I don't know what he said all right, so pick a pick a guy I'm also gonna go with O.B. Yeah, all right. We got three. Oh, here we go One two three I'm also going to go with Opie. Yeah. All right. We got three Ops. Here we go. One, two, three. Research. They're just getting out so much trauma in that ring. Wow. We all got it.

Our next entry. Who said a random person should pick us up from the bar. Can you set it? Ah, that's weird. So I think that's talking about Uber. I feel like I've heard this, because they're talking about how technology has changed. Can you believe that we just have a random person

because of the bar? I'm going petty. I think I'm fanny-seek-ups. I think you're right. I'm going petty... I think I'm fanny's seat compass. I think you're right. I'm going with Patrick Michael. Alright, we all have the same one again. One, two, three. A random person should pick us up from the barb.

Jerry Bedford? Our next entry. Who said it? Some Black guy. Being a Supreme Court Justice, you're going to be under a lot of pressure. And you can't fold like that. Who said it? Fuck, I'm talking about Supreme Court Justice.

Tom Myers. Tom Myers. It's gotta be Tom Myers. Doug. Tom Myers. I don't think you're, are you not hearing any of these? He's hearing. No, I can't hear shit. That sucks.

People are hearing this, though, right? Yeah, because people are playing along. Weird. Okay. One, two, three. Being a Supreme Court justice, you're going to be under a lot of pressure and you can't fold like that.

Fucking OP. Our next item. Fucking OP. I hate when he weighs on our political things. It's the worst. Alright, so we're all tied at one. Upbeat so far. Who said it? OP.

From Andy Griffith. Who said it? I'm gonna say shit. I don't think better Michael would know who that is. I'm gonna say Okay, I like this One, two, three, I'll be from an agriphant. Yes! Our next entry. Yeah, I took the lead. Wait, who was it? Suthering John. Okay, noise.

Who said it? I'm smarter than everyone else. I'm gonna go in by some Google stock now Walmart or Apple who said it? Patrick Michael. Yeah, that sounds like stupid Patrick. Die. Force Gump. One, two, three. I'm smarter than everyone else. I'm gonna go in and buy some beer stock now or warm order apple.

She's a noun. Our next entry. Who said it? The judge would not give him the least amount of consideration or open-mindedness. It was kind of brutal just to experience that journey. Who said it? Oh, oh, be. I'm gonna go. Oh, be. That's Patrick Michael. Okay. Doug. Stuttering John. Okay. One, two, three. The judge would not give him the least amount of consideration or open-mindedness. It was kind of brutal.

I just experienced that journey. That's all for this week on Who Said It? Brought to you by the Cardiff Electric podcast network, home some of the most famous podcasts on the internet today. Kyle, you're back with the victory. Yes, I want two to one to one. Yes. All right, I started to to one to one. Yes. All right, I started to think that we were getting too good at that and then it just fell apart. We just sucked out of that so bad.

All right, well, we've done it all. You know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. One, two, three, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six The T-Z is next week is episode number 300. We are gonna have Croge. We are gonna have Chris. We are gonna have Vinnie and we are gonna have Kevin and the five of us are all gonna pick our favorite podcast that we reviewed

over the last five and a half years. How long we've been doing this thing. So that's very exciting, six years. Six years, six months. Six years. So that's very exciting, six years. Six months. Six years. So that's gonna be very exciting. Episode 300, tune into that. We'll also pick our winner for this

Southern John Song parody contest. Doug, thank you so much, buddy. I really appreciate you coming on this week. It's great to talk to you again. Thank you for having me back on. People should check out who's right and who's right podcast. You guys for having me back on. People should check out who's right and the who's right podcast. You guys are killing it over there. What do you want to, what do you

want people to go? Just check out who's right podcast.com, but I do feel compelled to thank you for the exposure that you've, you've given us in the last, you know, four years since we've been interacting. Oh, Between you and the official podcast, we get a good chunk of listener, so I appreciate it. Yes, and honestly, I think we both okay a lot because the official podcast has been great to both of us. So we owe Doug. Thanks for those guys.

Thanks for bringing Patty Mike. Speak up, right? Jesus Christ, yeah, I probably owe Doug thousands and thousands of dollars. Thank you, Doug. I'm getting honest. Holy shit. All right, buddy, thank you so much for coming on.

And please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the mush this of Morning Radio. You're now the show is called Right Now. OK. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. This dude is fucking corn! You're not carers, Matt! You're not Karrie's met. You know, who are these? Pod casts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

From the Discord, George H.W. Bush writes, You all told me that episode 237 sucked. The music music special. I just got there and loved it. Fuck you! Dennis points out that episode was recorded shortly before podcast hitman started making backbacon in his basement. Some have speculated that episode set him over the edge.

Carl's Clubfoot. Yeah. Anyone who claims to have liked that episode should probably be put on some sort of watch list. Over at the Facebook group, John posts an optimistic piece tagged SJ's hero, Pennsylvania veteran who attributed longevity to daily course light passes away at 104. Swinging by YouTube, we find Lindy 416 weighing in on the alleged breakup of Hal Sparks and SJ. I think Hal realized that being friends with Stuttering John is like having another job. Only you don't get paid and will always be the one picking up the check.

Fudge call explains. The club said don't ever book me again! Translation. John did a drunken tirade on the club like a two-year-old having a tantrum. That's why they cut him off. If why? Nothing to do with the schedule problems. Everything to do with Jon's abusive behavior. Jon twists this into the club band-nie because how canceled the game! Hashtag drunk Mensa. Al Grapes, Carl, when you laugh. Please do it in the same volume as everyone else.

We didn't get you from a hyena farm. Richard is grateful. Thank you for listening to Jon so the rest of us don't have to. Good job. And upon hitting Sudbreddit for a nightcap, we find Tippi Toby in pleading. So now Jerry Banfield has declared himself a black man and got banned from Facebook. Can we finally have the Jerry Banfield show part two? He served himself up on a silver platter for us, Carl. Fudge call 2018 notes, Jerry Banfield is transracial. Baby butters opines, I'm fine with it. It's no dumber than changing genders. Dick Punch Man offers, Jerry is an unhinged psychopath.

He'd make a way better recurring segment than slaubering John's drunk ass. And then he could be a subject on the creep off when he inevitably murders his family. And smart Callaway plays us out with more like Jerry Bandfield. Am I right? I get it. I told Vic to stop doing her, who's right?

Or are you right? I am. Thanks for being a music. I'm right. I told Vic to stop doing her, who said it it game and so now she didn't show up today So I'm not really refused today. Hello. That's it some It's a voicemail to call it. Hey Carl. How you doing buddy? I got a joke for you What do you call a bunch of Navy guys on top of dick?

Vic covered in semen Call me back. Bye. Iick covered in semen. Hmm. Call me back. Bye bye. I love that was a joke. Alright, band practice guy. Calls him to the show. Let me hear you, boy.

This is hardcore. This month, give my Patreon $5 and buy a channel at WD40 for that squeaky fucking channel. It's telling me, God damn nuts. Call me back. I'm calling back. Donald fucking star. Alright's coming. We got to end that. Call me back. I got a fucking star. All right. Yeah. The chairs are bad down here. I need to get invested better chairs. I hate to do this. I do blame Vinnie. Vinnie was squeaking the fuck out of the chair. Yeah. I know. The squeaky chair gets the grease. that too All right my room records call them Carl and sure you're aware of this but

Dick Masterson when he was doing the biggest problem in the universe with that ex Nate Maddox watch 60 seconds of Titanic every single week that he lost on the voting board it was one of, and I think you need to do the same thing with one of your co-hosts. Pick a movie, it's objectively terrible, and make them watch 60 seconds of it, and while you're explaining to me, I'm already know for it. Just, it's good format. It's good format.

Sorry, that he dies. So, I don't know all my friends enjoy bad movies. Yeah. It's kind of our thing. So I don't know if that would work out real while we... A mediocre movie would piss me off. Right, mediocre movie. If we played a bad movie, I'd be like, oh, let's just keep watching.

Yeah. That's pretty cool. What else are they gonna fuck up? Ha, ha, ha. Carl, you fucking retard. Part of the lecture. You fucking, you know what, they're retired for too long. If you fucking tank your show, you

don't know what to blame it yourself. Get rid of that fucking retard. You should've done it a month ago. Later, you fucking retard. Carl, if it's gonna take my show Jesus i should uh... probably get that guy out of here that i would imagine tucker nixon called into the show a car talker dick since you can't get it right i'm just gonna do the

voice mail and it's gonna sound like crap so here we go my cringes of the week i don't think it's right no wait wrong one hold on sorry let me get the right clip i think i should definitely own, sorry. Let me get the right clip. I think I did. Shit, come on, I'm fucking here. Here it is. Here's the right clip. Here we go.

This is the most anticipated clip in WATP history. And three, two, one. And then are they going to get to the fireworks factory? Oh, fuck. He's still goofing at me for fucking up. a week that he said and oh it's what that was always yeah I know I do like Dr. Dex and he's great he's great he's great with the creep off he does our creep off recaps that are fantastic dude what the fuck is up with john's like pride in the shit he did as a kid I got over stuff I did in high school a couple years after high school we do probably we

got to high school yeah slower than some others whatever I don't fucking remember what I did in sixth grade dude. I don't remember a single greater accomplishment or friend I made. Like this guy's living in like alternate reality bro. It's crazy. I love it. Alright, call me back more. Yeah, this person is referring to the latest Patreon episode we did. Patreon.com, so I sure of these podcasts. You can hear that. And it's pretty ridiculous. The details John gives about his batting average,

when he was seven. And shit, you're just like, this, I think you said it best, you're like, just because it's a memory, doesn't mean it should be in your memoirs. This is not interesting to anyone. It doesn't make any difference. You became the announcer on the tonight show,

not a Saiyung winner. Who cares what you did in baseball? Doesn't matter. I congratulate myself when I remember something from 2nd, 3rd, 4th grade. Yeah, and it's very few things. Me too. I remember very little. What do you remember? I'm talking about you. All right, this is our friend Barack Obama, who's taken some shots at Cardiff Electric. My fellow Americans, this is former President Barack Obama, following a startling and troubling

revelation and betrayal on last week's W-A-T-P. One that has not been seen since episode 264 when the treachery of Hockeypuck was exposed to all by the courageous stuttering part-face. I am announcing today that I have directed Michelle to call Dr. Jill so she can wake up Joe Biden, and he can direct a federal investigation into Cardiff Electric, the Cardiff Electric Podcast, and the Cardiff Electric Podcast Network. Also known to my daughters, Sasha Amalia, as Cardi B Electric. All of his communications with Carl's T's review ease will be reviewed. Let me be clear. This is not a retaliatory measure for making fun of my impressions or my voice.

As I am a private citizen, let me be clear. Messed with Barack, you're going to get clocked. Don't call me back. Fight me or fuck me. Very well done. Oh, Bob, I'm sorry to vote for you, man. I love you now. I know. He's making great.

Good points now. I'm taking a lot of good points. This is a similar voicemail. Same vein. Cardiff electric deserves death. Wow. People turning on Cardiff Electric. After, electric after he really fucked up last week. All right, this is, so I did a show with Drew and Mike talking about Julia Fox, who was dating Kanye West last week,

but they're not dating anymore. And she was on color dating and she was explaining how she got so much trouble as a kid. She was, she goes, I think I was in the Supreme Court. I don't know, I was on ecstasy. She says this ridiculous thing. I was goofy, God, apparently I'm wrong. Carl, I swear to fucking God, dude, every time you talk about law stuff, you get it wrong. This is, this is really fucking aggravating, actually, to listen to your show here you get fucking lost should wrong all the goddamn time the supreme court in new york is the trial court level

they call the supreme court maybe i don't know because i think i don't know but the court to name different things in different states at different levels holy shit dude man it's fucking frustrating google lost stuff before you talk about it on the show this is like the third time you've gotten fucking lost shit wrong fuck dude don't fuck yourself love the show please please don't listen to the creep off

i get so much legal shittonger that show it's not even funny but he times carl jesus apparently i'm making a lot of mistakes so i fucked up okay big deal i got your back It's not even funny. Three times, Carl, Jesus. Apparently, I'm making a lot of mistakes. So I fucked up. Okay. Big deal. I got your back. Oh, I thought you were gonna scold me again.

No. That's your good thing. That's your good thing. I got a hardest back. Unless he's as big as Ash. I don't know if I can touch all that back. Holy shit, there's a video. I mean, I was watching videos of her

and there isn't a wide enough screen. There isn't a big enough room. There wasn't a letterbox. There isn't a big enough room for her to get into frame. She has to be in an arena. Holy shit, that was insane. When do you think that she realized she needed two chairs? When one went straight up her ass and she lost it,

I was just like, she got off the plane, they're like, man, you can't take that chair with you. She never talked about it. Oh shit! I mean, there must be a line in the sand when you have to go to two chairs. I'm just saying. Oh my God, that was the most fun I've ever had.

Hello, welcome to the Fat Lips, the podcast for Fat People about Fat People. I'm your Fat House Dash, and I've got a new microphone, so hopefully this works. This is my first time using it. She ate the old one. The worst part about thinking about dying though is that it will hurt the people that I care about, because it's inevitable, and I don't have control over it. Nobody misses fat people. You can feel better, Ash. I'm sorry I'm sorry to show over again. Well everyone sees them.

There's all these clips that Doug never got to. I just want to do that. This is so fun. So I decided to do some research. And it occurred to me that this is something that I've never really seen discussed in the fact community. I think we probably avoid this topic whenever possible. Where's the fact community McDonald's? Where is this community that she's talking about? I hope people think they have a community. Be careful when you say disgust also. So if us lazy people ever did get together and talk with each other,

this is what we would be talking about? Whenever possible, because the outside world already tells us so often that we're doomed to die. So it's not something that we want to bring up to each other very often. And it's if we weren't all regardless of body size going to die, but I digress. Can you save some oxygen for the rest of us? I think your lungs are telling you you're going to die. Jesus Christ, you're going to breathe all the air there ass. Chris. Can you save some oxygen for the rest of us please? Hi, thank you for telling us. Thanks for telling us. You're gonna die.

Jesus Christ. You're gonna breathe all the air in their ass. Can I have some please? I know you ate thin people, but I'm like, I'm a fed person. What am I even fucking talking about? Because even in death, fat people experience barriers to accessibility that sometimes we don't even know about. So there's those barriers increase the fatter that you are when you die

Which they increase the fatter you are yeah if they can't get you out of your bedroom It gets very difficult to bury you that says how that works like I don't know anyone in the funeral industry personally I'm sure that most of them are nice people. But what I do know about being a living fashion is that a surprising number of otherwise nice people are incredibly fat phobic. So I don't know what the solution to this is to be honest. I don't consider myself a nice person, but fat people, you... That makes me fat, mom? When I go Whoever else might be handling your body after death

Whoever that is needs to be prepared with like possibly allergic gurney possibly extra people to help move you etc It's a good point. Hopefully they've been going to the gym for three years They want you steroids. Hopefully they're not squeamish. And actually, funeral costs for a fat burial can be quite a bit more expensive as well. Some funeral homes charge up to $3,000 more for a not fat person. Then for a not fat person, based on the extra needs of the fat body. So like more personal for moving and preparing the body, the larger vaults. I mean, now she just said common sense things that we all know. Yeah, right?

Well, if it takes more work, then the people do the work want to charge you more money for it. Well, yeah, it's kind of just how life works in general. No shits. And if your family's eating at the memorial, the buffet may cost a bit more. We don't typically have a face at the funeral, but we made an exception. We give a great chance for you. We have a partnership with the Golden Corral. In researching for this episode, I found again and again that most research facilities that accept fat bodies, that accept bodies donated to science, do not accept fat or very fat

bodies. I think we talked about that a little bit already. Let's see what else is out here. There's so many clips, man. But how would they word that on a sign? The highest limit I found from facilities doing this cursory research was 250 pounds, which is so discouraging. Honestly, I'm 230, you know, I'm like, I'm getting a little worried. Yeah, well she is too. She's like 250. Are you kidding me? I've been that way since third grade how the fucking thing is out of 250? That's one of her arms

That's the good arm The arms she jerks out the fucking fat poor anyway. Oh Kid may as you was talking about porn Can't believe you're talking about it. She must be wet everywhere all the time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hello, welcome to the Fat Life, the podcast for Fat People about Fat People. I am still your Fat House Dash, and I'm still recording on my phone because I am currently in a hotel. Do you think she's ever been fucked with a lights on? There's no way, right? I have the the pat down and it was fine. I was I was fine with it. It was just like, you know, I knew that it was part of the experience and that this is something that I had to do to get through this. And so I didn't. When you said she was a fan or third, that was the funniest thing.

What's the funniest thing? That was a lie to the day, my friend. That was so funny. And then I had two seats. I always have two seats. I'm comfortable with having two seats. I've flown with two seats for... Yeah, yeah. All right, here's two more.

I also like the window because then I can sort of, you know, he has more room to move around. We have to move the button so uncomfortable. She puts half of her body out of it. He's seen her playing. And it's just been a love handling at the side of the airplane. Whoa, what the fuck is that oven, the one in the microwave. I didn't have one flight attendant to kind of... Is the computer?

How something else you can just tell that... It's just a bit of their back. I don't want to just say disgusted by you, but that's kind of how it feels. You know when people act up and they're like tying down with duct tape to the chair, they'd run out of duct tape. Like, fuck! Now what are we gonna do? Well, she can't get up. Yes, right, she's not posing a threat. Holy shit, I just want the bills to draft her because no one's running past this woman. They'd call her the fridge, but you know, well you can't say fridge around you. All right, sorry, sorry, we restarted the show there. I just remember how much fun.

Let's see those clips and I wanted to go back and I'm seriously considering just doing this much fun I had. Let's see to those clips when I wanted to go back. And I'm seriously considering just doing this show from now on. So fucking funny. Coming up after the break. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over! What? The episode's over!