Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep30 - Emoji Wrap

Episode Date: September 22, 2016

We apologize for the late posting of this episode but Kevin got his panties all bunched up over some dumb stuff and had to reschedule the show.  Anyways, here it is... Episode 30 of WATP.  This week we reviewed a show all about Emoji and it was just as fascinating as it sounds.  I mean what else can you say about tiny pictures of water pistols and monkeys and shit?  Kevin and Karl mutually disliked the show as you would probably expect.  However they get off on a tangent about McDonald's characters for no reason.  Kevin confuses pineapple emoji with the erect eggplant emoji... a lot.  Karl doesn't see the value in squirt gun emoji but is totally on board with poo emoji in reference to his fetishes.  Have a fun listen and go {heart} {smiley} {vagina} {eggplant} yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can check us out on WhoAreThese.com and on Facebook. We're always looking for a podcast suggestion, so send us an email, leave us a comment, or post a death threat. On today's show we analyze it and review in a podcast called Emotiorap. As always we both listen to the show separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado, let's please find out once and for all who all these podcasts! It's show time! I'm gonna go back to the place where I'm gonna go and I'm gonna go back to the place where I'm gonna go

and I'm gonna go back to the place where I'm gonna go and I'm gonna go back to the place where I'm gonna go and I'm gonna go back to the place where I'm gonna go the with the Hane. Well, it's the W-A-D-A-F-A. We got a great show for you lined up today. No, we don't. We're going to talk about a Vogue E-Rap.

Yeah, we're late this week. That was my fault. So if you've been sitting by hitting Refresh on your iTunes, which I know you have, you know, we're here. We're finally back. And just to be on hiatus yet again for another week, but I am going out of town, and then I had a bit of a crisis emergency when we normally record this. But we're back, and we have a fucking podcast about emoji this week. Yeah, we listened to a emoji rap.

The episode was titled, Military Is An Activity, which I didn't understand and then I, now I do, which is sad. This show is hosted by Jeremy Birch and he has a guest Owen Williams. So there's grown men talking about emojis. Yeah.

So this was fascinating to me, Kevin. I don't know how you feel about emojis. I don't feel about emojis anyway whatsoever. But I had no idea there are people this into emojis. Yeah, and I mean, it's certainly not enough to warrant an entire, whatever, you know, 40 minute podcast, or whatever, to how long this thing was.

I'm shocked as we are with every podcast that we review that has some weird shit going on, like Furious or whatever. Right, so I wanna make a, I just wanna play this out here up front because we read that negative review and I last show from iTunes. There was a guy who listened to us do the real ghost stories online and he was like, all they do is make fun of the fact that they were telling ghost stories.

That's why we picked the shows because they're ridiculous topics and we get to goof on it. Right. But with that said, we will definitely be goofing on the fact that these guys have a show about emojis, but I'll make fun of them for other things too okay asshole i promise i promise to tell them they suck in more ways than just the fact that they're talking about emojis as grown man so i'm gonna do the uh... the uh... the stupid host thing in here and be like so for those of you don't know up there, what an emoji is, an emoji is a tiny picture that you text to each other.

Sometimes they look like smiley faces. Sometimes there flags from countries. That is what an emoji is. We. Yeah, so that was a Jeremy Burge, the host of this show. He has a whole, oh, he's an Australian guy. He started emoji pedia. Oh, fuck, I'm sorry, that's his full-time job.

He's got a whole PDSI just about emojis. Yeah, I didn't, I don't know. Let's, let me ask you this. Have you ever used any other emoji besides like the first like you're an iPhone user so I know that you've got the same set that I do. Right. Like if you if you've used them, you probably don't ever use like the smiley section, you know, maybe some other funky one. There's a shit ton of them in there that I would never fucking use for any Certain as it all I literally use the winky face when I'm asking a chick for anal and that's about it You know you know you know you don't use the poo one when you're asking for anal

No, that never works The computer failure is great, but you never get you'd never get laid. It's a little The little round The little red round like Ghostbusters sign with them and then the poo. Make sure you clean your ass. That's what that that's what that means. I understand what you meant by that. I actually just type make sure you clean your ass. I don't want them to misconstrue and then you know there's problems later. No, it's funny. You say that because before listening to the show, I knew these

emojis existed, but I never spent any time caring or going through all the different emojis that are available. And I was, I was frankly shocked. Like, for example, I was looking through in the objects category. There's, there, you know, like for example, I was looking through in the objects category. There's, you know, like a mailbox, like not an email box, but like an old style outside of your house mailbox.

Right. There's four different mailboxes. One with the door shut flag down, one with the door shut flag up, one with the door open flag up, one with the door open flag down. Why would you possibly fucking need for different? What conversation are you having? It just all of this seems like overkill to me. I totally agree. There's the whole section and they talk about it on the show here too of the flags from different countries. I've never, I mean, I don't know, maybe because I don't

travel internationally or so I mean, but why the hell else would you ever use those flags? I just don't get it I was just up in Canada this past weekend Why was it sundowners look again completely naked chicks? It never occurred to me that I should text the fucking Canadian flag to someone Canadian flag to someone. Who gets a sh**? Canadian flag, poo emoji. I don't know, is there like a dollar sign with like the Ghostbusters Cross? Right.

Oh, frowny face, left-ass 80 bucks. Wow. Oh God, I mean, really, I could probably count on one hand the amount of of emoji I would use and that's like you know smiley face frowny face poo emoji erect erect whatever that is pineapple. No, what is that fucking thing? Oh the eggplant eggplant the erect eggplant I'm gonna fuck you with my pineapple The eggplant eggplant the erect eggplant Make sure I'm gonna Google that I wonder if there's videos of that. Let's check it out. Oh, hey, oh website It sounds like one of the things that the guy would have done in the movie seven

He fucked me with a pineapple! Then he made me fuck her! Maybe eat the pineapple! On pizza! You know that's not right! The ham was old! Yeah, so I'm either really... Holy shit, I gotta calm down. I haven't even played a clip yet. Yeah, I guess we should get into that. Kevin, I have a clip out here that's called the clip that sums up the show. It's number 10. Yeah. And like the man with money is, it's great.

I agree. That's what the show is. It's these two guys talking literally about emojis. They talk about not only the emojis they like to use, but what the names of the emojis are. Right. Which I didn't even know that these emojis had names, but I'm looking at the emojipedia.org site.org.

Very official. And it has like a trending category. So let me read you what's trending right now, Kevin. This is real time. Trending is face with tears of joy. Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes. Smiling face with smiling eyes. Smirking face.

That's a fucking trending. What's going on over here? Well, to be fair, the one that's the crying one, the first one you read, that's actually the sign for facial. So that's actually, you know, that's the bookaki one. Yeah, so I mean, you know, that's pretty popular. Okay, I have used that a few times. Yeah, I mean, what happened to like, you know, the old school days when you like drew a dick with like equal signs and, you know, brackets on your keyboard?

No, now we have to have a fucking, you know, pineapple. Why can't it be both? Exactly, exactly. All right, let's get into some more clips of these Dunderhads. Do you have one that you want to play play the sounds of the show for you? Yeah, it's very similar to yours. Okay, right. So what I've been doing, which is which is not how you meant to use it at all But I'll write a whole message, but with my replacements ready. Like I'll write a hey Owen Nice haircut, and then I'll write the word haircut again at the end and then they're all

nice haircut and then I'll write the word haircut again at the end and then they'll all emigrified and I'll only have the last haircut to turn into the haircut emoji. Oh wow crazy. That's so crazy. Haircut emoji. Gavin I took the exact same clip and I called it this is something boring people say. What a fucking bore fest this guy is he's like oh now what I'll do is I'll write the word haircut twice. So the thing that he's talking about there is this new feature where after you type your text message, you can click a button and it will recognize words that there's emojis for and automatically put those into those words. Because is it fucking being a 12 year old girl isn't easy enough.

Now we're going to fucking do the emojis for you. I don't understand who this is for, but this guy's got it all figured out. He's like, I'm going to say the word haircut and show haircut. Check this. He's gaming the system. I would challenge this douchebag in anybody else. Is it easier to type a word and then use a program to auto replace it or just find the fucking emoji that you're looking for and put it in there? Or better yet, how about the words? Yeah, just leave the word.

People understand what you're talking about. Just putting emojis into a message, make you happy. What do we all feel good about it? Look at this emoji. Yeah, I gotta better show my life this. I mean, really to me, that's mostly any time I would ever use an emojis when I'm communicating with my girlfriend. Like, I never like text you and I'm, you know,

besides maybe a smiley face or like a piece of shit emoji, am I ever gonna send you like, you know, thumbs up, like an eggplant or whatever, you know, it's never like between two guys typically and it's maybe it's whatever sexist to say, but that's what I use in the most, when I'm talking to my girlfriend and I have to send you know like I

Send the hearts or you know what I actually when we were listening to the show before we got on We don't ever talk about the show before we get on the show But I did send Kevin a text all in emojis because I knew he was listening to this garment Yeah, I Proud the fucking the monkey covering his ears and then the really distressed face with a gun do it's This call it bones because I knew I knew you were feeling the same pain that I was you just wrote back Christ This is terrible. Yes. Yeah. Yeah So we don't discuss the show ahead of time, but we both knew that this was garbage.

Yeah, I mean, I knew going into this. This is going to be a fucking gem. But I just, I really am surprised that there's this much devotion to tiny pictures. It's shocking. It doesn't make any sense at all. Um, and actually this is a really funny clip talking about this devotion. Play track too. But the Jumbo Moji thing is is everything I live for. I want Jumbo Moji everywhere. Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here? Laffin at jerks. Thank you. Which is by the way, our motto. We are laughing at jerks. This guy, so the new operating system.

Do you have the new operating system for your iPhone, Kevin? Yes, I do. All right, I don't. I'm going to ask all I should have done the last week. But anyway, they have new emojis, and they have this jumbo emojis a new feature which I'm guessing It's just a larger version of the same picture. Is that what we're talking about exactly? So whenever you just Jumble mode emojis everything I live for jumbo emoji. I live for a jump out of a mode. I don't even Can't do his accent, but

I can't do his accent, but Not boring enough. Yeah, I'll live for jump out with magic. I like a big ripe pineapple. Why can't I fucking remember? It's not a pineapple. What is it eggplant? Okay, I like a big just by like tasting mouth feel couldn't be more opposite. I mean, I don't know how you could possibly get those two confused to be honest with it. But again, you're a tell you put Parmesan on everything. Well, yeah, we have a shot. Hey, pineapple, bum. Of a pineapple, bum. Let's go.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Um, what was I saying? I don't even know what to all of the thing. I was because I guess I was doing that dude's voice And it wasn't going over well because I can't do it. It's hard to do. I think he's New Zealand because they call him Always he's well Jeremy's Australian, but you're right. The other guy might be... He's New Zealand. Economic Kiwi. Yeah, which is a New Zealander. Yeah.

This fucking Jeremy Burge guy, I'm not even done talking about him yet. So not only did he invent this emoji pedia, he also is the creator, and I'm reading from his Wiki page, he's the creator of World Emoji Day. Are you familiar with this, Kevin? No, I'm happy with you.

Okay, no, I'm happy with you. All right, so this has its very own Wiki page. World Emoji Day is an unofficial holiday, you think? I don't remember. See that on the company calendar. Hey, we get enough from Emoji Day this year? Oh, it's a fuck. It's really good enough from MLK day. Fuck. What's more important? Yeah.

So it's the unofficial holiday celebrated on July 17th. The day is deemed a global celebration of emoji. So you know why it celebrated on July 17th? No, because it gives a fuck. I don't know. I can't do it. All these fucking holidays, every goddamn day is like the fucking hand washing day or, you know,

I'm sick of it. And I watch it. I don't break, I don just gonna break mother's day. Can we fucking back up with these holidays people? Back to life. Is there a hand watching day? Yes, yes. I'm not gonna.

I think it's October and November. It's ridiculous. Yeah, there is a lot of like national blood day, like whatever the topic is of the moment That's funny hand washing day All right, so I have a track on here where it's pretty funny. He loses track just like you did a second ago loses track of what they were gonna say play track one So that's what it is

We were saying about I was saying. I don't remember where Play track one. So, that's what it is. We were saying about Iowa's 10. I don't remember where that was going. No, but I didn't. Okay, so funny part about that clip, Kevin. He's like, we're talking about Iowa's 10 and I don't remember where we were going with that. The funny thing is where I drew that clip, they go, oh, that's right. There's new emojis.

I'm about emojis. You're talking about Iowa's 10. You're like, why are we talking about iOS 10 again? What's going on? Oh, there's new emojis. That's right. There's new emojis. And speaking of new emojis, I went on, well, you have them because you have the new fuck. I don't fuck. Yes, I do. Well, I went on emoji, pdf, which listed all of the emojis available now on iOS 10. And I found an emoji that I am going to deem.

Wike the least used emoji of all time. The black hand doing the Star Trek live long in Prosper. I just imagine the blunts of the crypts are fucking texting that around Altewon. I'm not saying that I'm not saying there are black Star Trek fans. I mean, I think a couple people actually were starting the show so they might watch it, but it's that funny because it's Carl at who are these that kind of everyone. So you ATV, let me know what a douche I am. Yeah, I know that that would be. There's another one that's like a, I think, like so if you want a sex to whatever,

you know, you use the eggplant. And then there's a like a peach that kind of looks like it could be of a jaina. Like that's the one that I think you use for peach. Oh, I'm writing this down. All right. Yeah. And then you use there's one that looks like there one. There's one that looks like like like rain or something or like like wind or rain coming from an angle.

And that's like jizz. So you like you put. So you know, you should finished before you've even started is what you're saying yeah so you put like a premature ejaculate text you put yeah so you put like face face um or emoji like a girl, a emoji face, and then her peach, and then the droplets, you know, and then the fucking poo emoji, because clearly you're gonna be taking a shit on her. That's what I'm saying. I'm gonna sort of think that you don't text people without the poo emoji. No, that's the only one that I use. It's the best one of all of them, honestly. That should be all it is. It should be variations of the poo one. I use it's the it's the best one of all of them honestly And so that should be all it is you'd be variations of the poo one should be born with fucking

You're out of the poo ones. There should be a diarrhea one. There should be one where it's green Yeah, I call them a corn niblets in it and One with a big peanut on top of it and I've eaten a lot of cashews lately. Yeah I mean, a lot of cash use lately. It's fucking wonders. Sorry, we talked about how we don't like to talk about ourselves. I went too far. My cash diet, the other thing that they did to try to be PC or whatever they're trying

to do. So for these, you know, I mentioned a black hand is, is doing the Star Trek thing, just because they used to have a yellow hand doing it or whatever the fuck that color is. Now they have everything that a guy used to be in. There's a girl equivalent version to it. Okay. So it's like triple the fucking, okay, well that, that my bad soft, but it's like triple the amount of fucking emojis now because everything has to have every skin color possible along with every gender possible Right, because they're trying everything's trying to be like

Whatever not offend and all that stuff, so I don't think I clipped it But there's a part where they were talking about how the yellow Skin color was supposed to be neutral and people were upset because they thought it was Asian right. I heard that too So do they have a circumcised and under uncircumcised? I plan I plan yeah, because I mean you got a color book a circumcised and uncircumcised plant. I plant. Yeah. Because I mean, you got to call it both.

I want a circumcised pie to have, please. Yeah, it's, I don't know. Do you remember when these were called, or I always call them emoticons? Yeah. When do they make the switch? Well, I think emoji was a Japanese because it sounds like it's a Japanese word. Oh my god, that's fucking racist. Whoa. Sicked that out and posted. Yeah, do you remember they were called? I called them a modicons? I don't know maybe they maybe I was buying the curve or whatever Now all of a sudden it's emoji and they're like a thing and I didn't realize that

There's different ones per I just thought there was like a universal set like a unit code or whatever they're called I thought it was the same So like android and whatever windows phone or whatever I thought it was the same so like Android and whenever Windows phone or whatever They did talk about it a little bit there's two But I mean I guess they're not the same there's different ones for like Samsung has different MoG and things like that and I didn't know that. Holy shit, you learned something. I did learn something, just like the pen podcast. I realize that there's more out there than BIC. There's more people who make pens out there.

What I use this podcast for, honestly, it's not just to make fun of other podcasts. It's to learn. I'm trying to better myself. I've forgotten everything that we've learned listening to these podcasts. All right, let's play some more clips. I have a couple that go in a row, play track three.

I actually, I saw an interesting question. Do you think that they do this because they want to update them or do you think it helps them update? I always like get everybody to update So I mean what's the interesting part boring All right, that's that's more shit from the room, but so the the question is Do they change out emojis because that's what's gonna get people to upgrade?

is do they change out emojis because that's what's gonna get people to upgrade their operating system? Kevin, has that ever been a consideration for you when you're like, oh, the new version of the iOS is out. I should upgrade like, oh, I'm gonna get the new emojis. Yeah, I honestly, that's the literally the last fucking thing I've never even thought, I've never even realized that that was a thing.

So here's the response, play track four. I've never even realized that that was a thing So here's the response play track for I Don't know it's a great. Yeah, it's a good if it is if that is the case. It's an amazing strategy. It's nothing more annoying Doesn't happen to me because I upgrade you know Not silly, but you see someone and they get a text with a missing a question mark box They go immediately and they go, okay, it's a good upgrade. No! Can you imagine this guy's making up the scenario on his head because it's never

happening. He's always upgraded. He's making up the scenario on his head where somebody gets a text and there's a missing emoji and they couldn't be more frustrated. Ah! Time to upgrade! Faaat! I don't know. I don't know what this eggplant is. What is this eggplant of Jackuilidianhan? I don't know what it's called.

Wait, is the end of this gonna be tears or poop? I don't know! I got an upgrade! It's tears and poop! Well, you know that the new thing they have now with iOS 10 is they have stickers for iMessage. So not only can you send a Moji, but now you can send stickers. So it's a separate store, even, so you can like get sticker packs for all kinds of different things. Super Mario, Star Wars, all kinds of shit.

And so now celebrities are coming out with their own stickers like Kevin Hart to comedian and Kim Kardashian has Ellen DeGeneres has some stickers you can fucking get. So let's be coming like a whole thing. So I think these dudes should be fucking shitting. They should be poop-amogene their pants right now because I think the stickers are gonna eventually, I mean who the fuck's gonna use an emoji when you can use like a really cool sticker that like moves and shit. You know? They were talking about that. They were talking about the stickers. Yeah. And they got to do a whole conversation about how if you send someone a sticker in iMessage, it actually pings them.

But if you just send them an iMessage, it doesn't. So I got very confused by that whole conversation. I just don't give a fuck. But do you sound like you're very excited about it? Should we get WATP stickers? Yeah, I mean, they should all be, you know, various forms of poo emoji and eggplant. I think it's just be us either giving the bird to or farting on other podcasts, logos.

We can make it like, we can be like Kelvin peeing on like forecast or something. Yeah, but we got to make it gender friendly. So it's got to be, you know, I just a generic podcaster guy like behind a microphone with us peeing on them or a girl behind a microphone. Or a most of a woman who's like just peeing in her burka or her burka is just filling up with one. Yeah, yeah, I like it. This is I think we got something that would be very politically correct. Mm-hmm All the WATP sticker pack guys coming I don't know summer

32 It's gonna be on iOS 47 point one. So let's have a check that out. Yeah All right. All right. Here's another fun clip. Play track five. They're talking about the so Apple being marketing horror. They have these sticker packs with the I watch or Apple watch that nobody cares about. And I think that's what this is about, track five. Yeah, yeah, I know I find him a bit creepy.

I have a t-shirt with him on, but I still find him. Oh, really? A little bit creepy. No! No! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh. Do you hear that fucking guy Owen?

He's always reacting to go, really? Oh, interesting. Oh, did you pick up on that at all? Ah, not really, I mean. Okay, not at all. So here's one of the things, when I'm listening to these shows, I always pick up on these subtleties.

And as you know, Kevin, if you tell someone a joke and they go, oh, that's funny. That means it wasn't funny. If it was funny, they were to laugh. Or if you tell someone an anecdote and they say, oh, that's funny. That means it wasn't funny. If it was funny, they would have laughed. Or if you tell someone an anecdote and they say, oh, that's interesting, that means it wasn't interesting. It seems counterintuitive, but trust me,

this is the way that the world works. I put together a whole compilation of Owen reacting to Jeremy's dumb fucking stories and comments. And I didn't even get half of them because Jeremy just plows through and is talking over him so it didn't even get half of them because Jeremy just plows through and is talking over him so it didn't make sense but play this compilation of just Owens reactions and this gives you a really good idea of just how terrible this show is. Oh really? That's very strange. Ah that's funny. Oh

really? Interesting. Yeah exactly. That's cool. Very strange. Oh wow. funny. Oh really? Interesting. Yeah, exactly. It's cool. It's very strange. Oh wow crazy. Oh Yeah Interesting. Oh really? Interesting. Oh, right. Interesting. Oh, yeah. Interesting. Amazing. What exactly? Oh my god. None of those were none of those were duplicates Yeah, all interesting. This guy's like head. Did you know there's a new emoji and it's like this black face, but it's given the piece. I like, oh interesting. Oh, did you just say black face? A black face give the piece. It's trending on emoji. It's the number one. It's a jumbo emoji.

Oh, it's Gilbert Godfrey's sticker pack. You're not going to want to miss it. They get into some political talk, which gets interesting. Play track seven. Regardless of what you think of gun control, having Apple having a toy gun there gets interesting. Play track seven. Regardless of what you think of gun control, having Apple having a toy gun there and all the other vendors and having a real weapon is, you

know, it's potentially a problem. But shot up shot up. So, this is what you were talking about before where the emojis actually live within these ecosystems. So, the, I guess Apple just changed their gun emoji to like a water pistol. Right. It was a big news event. And this, the craziest part to me was they're like, well, Apple's is now just a water pistol whereas Android is still a gun.

This is a problem. How was that a fucking problem? We're not actually battling with each other. What do you think of shooting water and an Android while they're fucking shooting up Apple? What are they? I got you wet. Hey, you think it's offensive that the eggplant is purple?

You think that's offensive to like grimace Then we finals grimace like cuz that's probably his dick, right? Grimace is often arms about it. Yeah, when saw max avis Not not darkened on it But max avis I had to say that grimace was complaining about that I had to say that Grimus was complaining about that. Ha ha ha ha. Awesome. It was a little too close to home.

What was Grimus? Have we read this conversation? You mean what instrument did he play? No, no, I mean like what is the animal? Like what does it exist? Dude, I don't know, but I went back and I watched a video from the late 60s. The first time Grimiss was introduced into the McDonald's land character, whatever that is.

And he was a villain. Oh, really? Grimiss was like stealing the food. So maybe he was like an obese American. Think about it. This is my next little bit racist now that I think about it. This might be a little bit racist now that I think about it. Why is he, by any means, purple and he's like a big, he looks like a butt plug.

He's a, well, and he's so beast. I don't know, man. I don't know. Now, I'm thinking about it. It's a little offensive. Just for that, I'm going to never eat McDonald's because I never do The the fry guys were one of my favorites because they were basically like like cheerleader pom-poms with fucking feet

Remember those things like they were like the the fry guys right? I don't get why they were just French fries. They were like fucking pom-poms or whatever. Anyway. Were the French fries like their hair? Were their eyes in the container of the French fry? No, I seem to remember them being just like, they look like pom-poms with like eyeballs and feet.

I got a stop now. I got a look at them. That was birdie. Right? There was like the and feet. I got to stop now. I got to look at that. There was, there was birdie, right? There was like the bird chick. There was the bird chick. There's marimek cheese, obviously. Right. I got you right, these fry guys.

Our fucking pom-poms. Right. What the hell? So then they have the chicken nuggets, which were like, they were like the nugget buddies or whatever. Those were like, don't do a Google image search on pride guys. They're these chip and Dale dancers. I'm holding a front rise in the mirror.

I thought you're gonna have a. I think you're gonna say don't look up nugget buddies. All right. let's try that nugget buddies Dude these fucking fry guys are bizarre right? I remember that they got the they got the Google eyes Yeah, and then there's hamburger always was interesting to be because he He said rubble rubble or so that I think that's what he says, right?

But that's all he says and I don't understand what rubble rubble is Was he breaking rocks there's rubble what's going on? I think he was just up to shenanigans and when you're up to shenanigans, you just mumble nonsense Is that possible? I got, I mean, why not? Dale dancers. I'm totally distracted. All right. Getting out with Google.

Yeah. Back on track. But you know what, though, Kevin, let's table this discussion because we have much more to talk about when it comes to McDonald Land characters. Okay Just getting started Let's play I have track eight on here talking about the This guy's favorite emoji I'm just sad because sassy lady moji, which is a nation disc person

It was like my favorite emoji Sassy lady emoji It's just my favorite emoji. It's my favorite So we were I was talking before about how they're trying to meet this all inclusive and now every male has a female equivalent Here's a track that I call how the fuck is that awesome track nine? and now every male has a female equivalent. Here's a track that I call, how the fuck is that awesome? Track nine.

The new version of iOS 10, pretty much every female emoji has a male equivalent and pretty much every male has a female equivalent. Hmm. Interesting. How was that awesome? I don't know how it's awesome. It's hard leave and interesting.

Because Kevin, I'd like to think that, you know, what's dig into this little deeper? These guys are doing a podcast about emojis. So they have to pretend that emojis are interesting to them. So if we just look at it from that fact, it's like, okay, they're supposed to talk about emojis. So something changed with emojis. You'd be like, well, that's awesome, you know, because you're talking about emojis. But I would give that to them. It's not for the fact that this fucking asshole invented emoji pdia and world emoji day. And really is that into a mochi. Yeah, again, we've we've

come across a podcast that I just never would have thought existed. I really didn't that people would be this much into like tiny tiny pictures of of people in various colors and flags and there's a whole and objects and random fucking objects. Yeah. And there are some who is texting a fucking iron to their friend.

I don't understand how any of this works. There's the other ones too. There's like a lot of load of buildings, I think, in there. There's just like brick building yellow and then brick building red brick building. It's like I just I don't understand why there needs to be multiple variations on one thing that

you would never use in the first place. Kevin you see how many different moons there are as emojis every different phase of the moon is available. Really? Yeah like how would that possibly be important in a conversation which phase the fucking, I don't know. This gets to the point in the podcast where I just throw my hands in the air and say I just give up and I'm fucking get it. I do that at the beginning of every podcast. I know, I take away the longer to get there. But I get there. Yeah,

I mean, I don't, I really don't understand it. You know, I feel like I say that every single podcast, they say the same thing. I don't understand why people feel that there needs to be a show about this. But however, this fucker made a podcast, or not a podcast, but a website. He's taking up server space. There's files that- It's his full-time job. I just can't believe he's probably paying for hosting. So he can host a fucking Mojipedia website so that people who are bored out of their gourd

can go and look and see what the trending emoji for that day is. Like anyone gives two flying fox of any interest in it. I don't get it. I don't. And you know what? I'm going to check out of this world. This is this is this is I'm done with this world now. If you just if you would have just like hit the fucking Gunshot sound effect We just cut the fucking show I'm just you like if that was the last straw you're like this fucking emoji pdf that's enough And then knowing my luck and that that's when the show would like blow up

It'd be like we get all these like downloads This dude kill himself on the air yeah the next week. It's be like, we get all these like down loads. This dude killed himself on the air. Yeah, the next week it's like, hey, I'm Carl and I'm Tom. And we play Twisted. That's good. And we have a second. That's good. All right, so I think I have just one more clip

that I wanted to play. It's called Fascinating. Yeah, yeah, in theory, I don't think an actual release date is coming up. Yeah, it's called fascinating. Yeah, yeah, in theory, I don't think an actual release date has come out, but yeah, it's pretty much, I mean, yeah, probably. Fascinating. Yeah. So again, there's another example of this fucking guy

having nothing to say to this, dear, just chiming in. They're talking about releasing something, he's like, well, I don't think there's a release date. We only know it was true. Fascinating. Fasc like, well, I don't think there's a release date. We only know it's true. Fascinating. Fascinating. Oh, I don't know. So much theory.

It's the opposite of what they're saying. That's the opposite of fascinating. So I challenge any of the listeners out there to leave us a review, both of you, to leave a review in all emoji. Yeah, mom, for us. Look at that. Yeah. And mom, emojis are the little pictures that you send.

No, but leave us an emoji or leave us a comment on the website that's in all emoji. And we'll see if we get to cipher what it is that you're trying to say and hopefully it won't be like you know two guys and then like you know uh with a little skull and cross bones like you know we should both die or something like that. I'm sure it would be nothing but turt emojis. Turt. Yeah. So turt emojis in the little wind emoji after it. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think they should just come right out with it.

It's like don't make us use vegetables for penis. Yeah. It's just give us a nice big four inch erect penis. Some of the people can relate to. four inch erect penis. Some of the people can relate to. Just a pencil thin for the shicks can relate to so I can send that out and get people excited. Fuck this eggplant. Four inch penis. That's the thing I didn't even we didn't even talk about this but this guy is so involved in emojis that when new ones come out,

he sends messages to the people who create the emojis and complains about them. Right, well, he said, in the beginning of the show that he worked on, he worked on one of the flag, like, I don't know what the hell was, he's worked on the Welsh flag. And he was part of this team that developed the Welsh flag emoji and they Submitted it but it didn't get approved because Wales is not its own country and they allowed Wales to be in it

That back would want to be it. It was this whole fucking thing. I'm like this was your way see your time with this fucking submitting emojis Could you imagine a world where Kevin you and I this fucking submitting emojis? Could you imagine a world where Kevin, you and I were fucking submitting emojis? Well, I've been if it paid good, I would fucking do it all day long. I would do it if we could have W-A-T-P-M-O-G on there. And you fucking speak. Would you do it right now?

W-A-T-B! You know, we could make our own emoji. It just be like the little dude from our logo, like the little guy throwing things out in the trash. That could be the emoji. Now, I think our emoji would just be like, anal sex with a chick crying. That's a lot of...

It's a lot of hair in it. Big down face. That's a, that could be, I guess it could be a jumbo emoji to fit all that detail in. Not crying from pain. It's from shame. Oh, all right. It's four inches and it's not that. Jesus. Oh, boy. It's been a long day today. I don't know what to tell you.

Yeah, it sure is. So we're off for a little while. As Kevin mentioned, we're not going to make a new show this weekend. So the next show is going to be out probably on October 1st. But we got an awesome show for you. We're going to be listening to a new podcast and we'll be analyzing and we'll be reviewing. So check out the teaser clip that I pulled here, Kevin. And this will give you an idea. We'll be listening to you on the next episode of WATP. The reason that we're being so harsh on her. Because we love her. Well, it's because we love her and her note at the end of this book.

And maybe nation and tanner, I'm paraphrasing a little bit here. But she essentially says, hey, we did some demographic research and we realized that 47% of our fans identified with Stacey and were losing sales because Stacey's not in the babysitters club anymore. So we killed the love that existed between her parents in order that we might get her back in the stony. This is our fucking bedrock. You know what?

Not fuck you, Annamar. I know you were just doing your job. Yeah, fuck you scholastic lawyers Oh please lord is this Please don't tell me this is a podcast about baby sitter's club It's called the babysitter's club club. Oh my god Club. Oh my God. These two adult males review every book in order of the babysitters club. This is episode 29 entitled welcome back stacey Can we do a hearty boys one? Do you mean do you want to review one of the hearty boys by guess or start our own We'll just do it. We'll start our own just review Hardy Boys books. Oh my god

Just like do the the South Park thing like a raging clue Man there man for that Man their berries All right, well there's our South Park reference for the day very good So yeah, we're gonna we're gonna listen to these guys talk about babysitters. They seem to be into it, dude. Well, I thought the babysitters club was for chicks. Yeah, no, I thought so too. I mean, that's who I always saw, you know, girls reading those when I was in saw you know girls reading those when I was in fourth grade or fifth grade or whatever. It's like 14 or 15 of those books and I was like you know I don't think this I don't think this is

for me I think this is for chicks. You've got to know I think about it. You get an entire bookcase of terror. I mean I read the whole series of funny I'm like this is not good at all. Why am I reading it? I mean I read the whole series and finally I'm like this is not good at all. Why am I reading it? These are the books that you would order when they had the weekly reader. If you remember that, I remember so that they would have, you know, the teacher would pass out essentially what was like paper, mishay, fucking paper. Printed on it was a shit ton of books. Most of them horrific horrifically dumb books. However, there was always some cool kids that got the Garfield books. There's a Garfield books where the cool shit on there are. That's what I got. I got the Garfield books. Yeah, everybody got

the Gar- I would try to get the Gar- you had to convince your parents because they were a little bit more, you know. But my parents were all in there like you got to learn about Mondays one way or the other No, those scholastic reader things or whatever. I swear you could use them as toilet paper. They're like Scott tissue. It's like that. I they were the cheapest possible thing that they could print on But I always remember getting like a small kid boner when the when the lady brought him any of the teacher brood bring those in So it's like oh sweet I can order You got a small kid boner or as I call it a boner. I got a four inch boner God

So please join us again next week because it might be the show where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony! I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it.

Makes no sense.