Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep300 - The Episode 300 Celebration

Episode Date: February 27, 2022

This week we're joined by Kevin, Cros, Producer Chris, and Vinnie as we each pick out our favorite podcast from the past six years of WATP. Also, we pick the winner of the Stuttering John parody song contest and play a brand new game from the Cardiff Electric podcast network.  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Each of us has selected our favorite podcast punching bag. This is not a contest. There are no winners, only losers. Yeah, sounds about right. Let's get into it. I'm going to start off everybody. Listen, I've been around doing WTP for a long time, six years now.

And so there's a lot to choose from. And I was going through and I was looking at all of these different podcasts, ones that Kevin and I had a lot of fun with, where there's people pretending to be a little kids and playing bloody married. Somebody fun podcasts we've done over the years. It's a scary guys.

It's a really fun game. This is so scary. What was the name of that one? I don't know. Hellmart. No, that was a different one. There was another one that was acted out, scripted and acted, all by one person. But, there was tough.

Because you go through and you're like, wow, there's so many great podcasts that we can goof on. And it really came down to what my favorite one of all time is. Okay, so for the podcast today though, I want to talk about fat people. That's right, I'm going to go way back to episode 2.99 last week at Motherfucker. The fat lip podcast is the one that I decided to bring this week and it's fun because Ash talks about

her favorite holidays. You'll never guess what her two favorite holidays are. I'd be sure I can. All right, what do you got? I would have to lead with Thanksgiving. Yeah, Thanksgiving's on the list. Yeah, and then I'd be thinking Easter because of the chocolate baskets.

They're Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween. They're actually two days that are back to back. Fat Tuesday and Ash Wednesday. It's perfect for her. She loves him. But who would I, a fat person named Ash be, if I allowed this perfect duo holidays to truly be about anything but a celebration of fatness

and fat people? It is a celebration of fatness and fat people. And I was way off. No, that's what she thinks fat Tuesday. It's cute, but it's a little, I'm a nose-ash. A little fat. So how does she celebrate fat Tuesday? Well, there are 366 days this year because it's a leap here.

And all but one of them revolves around celebrating thinness. So today I will revel in lush fatness, and I want to apologize for it. In fact, I'm making a pie today and I'm gonna eat it and it's gonna be delicious. And tomorrow I will tease my husband about all the ways he should be celebrating me because it's Ash Wednesday for Christ's Lakes.

All right, a couple of things going on in that clip. First off, do you remember when she said this last week? Buy in large, fat people eat the same way that thin people do. I never want baked a pie and then eaten the entire thing. Usually it's a pie. A pie is like a festive thing for a group of people. Yeah, that's right.

I can slice a pie you would have. Not a pie. Now, the other thing that she talks about there is that every other day of the year is celebrating thin people. Yeah, I've been missing out. I'm not sure that that's exactly true. And did you say 366 days a year? Yeah, there's a couple of years I was a leap year.

Yeah, yeah. I thought she was going to say 366 pounds of my leg. Yeah, it's interesting because I didn't realize just how big ash was until after we did the show and people started sending me these images they found online. And the worst of the worst was somebody sent a video to Doug from who's really good at it. a big ash was until after we did the show, and people started sending me these images, they found that line. And the worst of the worst was somebody sent a video to Doug from who's right.

I guess the reason why Ash came out and said, he should support porn stars is that she does that. Someone sent Doug a video of her master, Baitleg. She's not an only fat stack, huh? And he sent just a screenshot of it to me. So I got to see, remember the alien and alien? Oh, that's like what her vagina is. Like, you think you see her vagina?

It's like, no, we gotta keep going. You gotta keep digging in the front of the mat. It's like a thing inside of thing. And the shit that comes out of it melts through the floor. It's like the alien and alien three only wetter. Ew. Oh, that mouse to the floor. It's like the alien alien three only wetter. Ew. Oh, that's the worst thought. That only drips more than that.

And it's acid. It comes out of it. It's fucking predator pussy. It's pretty bad. So because I do put in the hard work for the show, I went ahead and found the actual audio from when she baked a pie on Fat Tuesday and didn't let her husband eat any of it.

I thought you were trying to lose weight. I'm starving. All right, maybe that's not the actual audio. The actual audio sounded something like this. HMM. HMM. Hardest work in Lung's and Show business. But there are already fat jokes.

I'm disappointed, guys. I'm disappointed. So I listen to a couple episodes, and you'll be shocked to know that I'm both of them. She talks about television shows that she watches. No kidding. Yeah, you'd think that a fat person would just be sitting at home and watching television,

but this one is somehow. I know, it's very shocking. So she's talking about shows that star fat people. and watching television, but this one is somehow. I know, it's very shocking. So she's talking about shows that star fat people. And Bob loves a B-shola. I've never heard of this show. I don't know what it is. That's it.

You know what I was talking about? Yeah, Bob Hart's Abishola. Abishola? CBS show, yeah. Oh, is that the one with the big guy? What's the comedian? Yeah. Yeah. He was in that other show with, yeah, with, okay, every show he does is with fat people. So, Kevin, if you had a venture gas of whether Ash liked this show or didn't like it, what would you, What would you think it would be? I'm gonna say no.

I'm gonna say she does not like this show. Which leads me to another No Thanks show for me, and that is Bob Loves' Abishola on NBC. It's a star-fac guy, Billy Gardell, who you may know from Mike and Molly who played opposite Melissa McCarthy. Unfortunately, though, I was put off of this show in the first five minutes because of a really lazy fat joke. Like I don't mind fat jokes, but if you're going to make them, they should actually be clever. And this one wasn't. And then

I just wasn't interested in the show anymore because of that's the tone that they're setting in the first five minutes. Then I can bet that these lazy Fed jokes are going to continue. So I just didn't bother continuing with the show. If anyone knows lazy, it's Ash. So I believe her on this one. That must have been a really lazy joke if she's colleague. She's definitely staying in her lane there, isn't she? Yeah.

It's a lazy fact. She's going to be able to look at the next few more onto. I mean, just, oh, no, it's me be very clever. Joke about some of those cholesterol level. That's the only way I'll appreciate it. All right, so then there's this show, This Is Us, which we all know about. And there's some criticism here because on the show, This Is Us, there is a obese woman on the show.

And I guess her husband loses weight. He was wearing a fat suit in previous seasons. And now they've written that he loses weight. On the show Toby, who's played by Chris Sullivan, he gets into CrossFit and there's this ridiculous thing where she's jealous of him for getting thin. And I mean, that was part of the last season as well, but she's really insecure because he's like hanging out

with all of his workout friends now, which I thought was a little goofy. Yeah, I want to silly storyline that is. When you get stayed home with your fat wife. Yeah. Why would you do anything else? This is amazing to me. She's one of these people who's like,

I can be skinny if I wanted to. Oh yeah, like she's too secure. She chooses to be 600 pounds because she wants to be, because it's fun. That's a great way to live your life. Is she really that big? Yes.

Oh wow. In fact, I have a really fun reveal coming up in just a moment. Is it that picture you showed me the other day? Oh, that was a different one where she's in the mirror naked. Yeah. Oh, good Lord. That was the one that Brandon sent to me. It was a satellite image. She's so fucking fat.

Now, the problem with these shows is that they're not writing it for fat people. There's all these skinny people writing these episodes, and then they do crazy shit like make a fat person sit down in a chair, and she hates this. Like that's something that's very obvious is that there are not fat people writing for this character, and also another thing

before I talk about that writers. This show continually puts Chrissy Metz in a situation where she doesn't fit in a chair. Like this past episode that I just watched, she comes into a room and she's with her two thin brothers and there's a couch and then there's a narrow arm chair and they put the two thin brothers on the big wide couch and they put Chrissy Mets in this narrow winged-back chair that she clearly doesn't fit in like you can tell when she sits down that she's uncomfortable and that she's like can't actually sit in it very well so like why do they do this like why because it's hilarious what do you mean why do you do that let's let's make

Tubby uncomfortable on the show. It'll be fun. I have no words for this. Why don't you worry about the fact that you don't fit on the couch, honey. Don't worry about the show. No, she thinks that they need to fix the seating arrangements on set. There's no reason that they can't get a chair that fits her. It's so annoying.

Try to. It's so annoying. This is why we need fat people on TV sets and in writing rooms because fat people, like, we don't have a voice and people don't understand our needs. And that would change if there were actually fat people in the room. How big do you think these rooms are? Yeah, how many fat people are going to put in one of these writing rooms? That's spacious. Does she know that two thirds of Americans are overweight?

Like, does she think that? Yeah, right. You know, there's only skinny people in this room like, oh, let's make fun of all these fatties out there. What a weird fucking paranoid delusion. Also, people who are that obese, don't get that way because they're ambitious. You know, they're not like putting together writing get that way because they're ambitious You're not like putting together writing samples. Yeah, you're gonna get all the studio ads to try to get a job right Yeah, I don't know a lot of fat. Oh, oh, more real bees people with pitch decks. I don't Haven't seen a sizzle reel from a 600 pounder. So maybe that's why They're not the writing room. I don't know a sizzler reel That's why they're not in the right agreement. I don't know. A simpler reel.

Yeah. Yeah. I have seen that. So this is the big reveal. This is another episode she put out where she talks about how she received an email to be on a TV show. But there are some topics that I've avoided really talking about no matter how many times I'm asked or how qualified I am and one of those is my 600 pound life

I'm not gonna tell you what that is or where to find it I like to consider it the Voldemort of TV shows Never speak its name except you know right now in this essay slash podcast So we do not talk about my 600 pound life. It is evil is a horrible thing. Something happened a couple weeks ago. I got an email from a casting office. Date Thursday, March 5th, 2020,

to ashatthefalop.com, subject my 600 pound life opportunity. Hi Ash, my name is Gabe. I'm a casting assistant working with TLC on their compelling docu-series, My 600-pound life. Each episode follows the lives of real people as they embark on a road to better health and make the courageous decision

to change their world forever. We are looking for individuals over 18 years old between 500 and 800 pounds who live in the Continental U.S. and are ready to commit to a year-long program to improve their health. If approved by the show's physician selected individuals will also receive gastric bypass surgery. I know it would be a big change for you if you're interested in learning more. I would be excited to have on the phone to discuss this opportunity in more detail. I'm looking forward to hearing back soon. All the best, Gabe.

I would have- I would have- Ain't that some shit? I would have sworn the only casting department that would contact her is like a bunch of fisherman just trying to get a hook in this fucking way. Oh, look, this is awful. We're doing a wide performance of Moby Dick, and you're wondering- You know you've hit rock bottom when they reach out to you

Hey listen we saw you from California Wake up call right Kevin I was thinking the same thing like when somebody reached out to you They're like our show would be so much better if you were on it. What do you do? Oh, we laugh at fat people for 30 minutes straight. Oh, right, right, right. But this show, this is not for her and they should know better.

Clearly Gabe here didn't do even the most basic research. I have been vocally fat positive on the internet for over 15 years and have made with my own two fagans, a fat liberation podcast that has at least three and a half. Yeah, right. Because I was thinking about how they cast for intervention. And you wouldn't go to the drug addict themselves because they're gonna be like, sorry, I'm a huge proponent of crystal meth. Always have been, you got the wrong guy. There's no way I wanna get out there and stop doing crystal meth.

That's my thing. Yeah, you gotta email the husband here. Right, you gotta email the husband because she's going, why would I not be fat? That's like my whole identity is being fat. That's not how I talk about it. Yeah, but the foundation of the house is cracking ass.

We need to fix something. Ha, ha, ha. So what's amazing is that Ash put together this hashtag in FinnaFat, and because it was underrepresented these people who are morbidly morbidly obese, even in the fat community, and she did that to empower these people.

And now it's being used for evil. Apparently, at least one of these casting assistants, and I suspect all of them based on the people who seem to have been targeted, went to write through the infant of Hat hashtags and hit up anyone who appeared to be in the right weight range. When I heard this, I was both absolutely indignant and utterly devastated. Oh no, her own hashtag is being used to try to cure people. Fatness. This is horrible.

That's the algorithm at work. That's the only hashtag. Yeah, well, this whole idea, I made a hashtag so people could find fat people. And then someone used it to find fat people. Right. The wrong person found them to find fat people. And then someone uses it to find fat people. Right. The one person found the point fat people, you have to have people who want to say, you're doing the right thing girl, you keep eating. That's fine, right job.

All right, so the problem with my 600 pound life is at the end of it, they want you to have weight loss surgery. That's kind of the whole point of the show. It's kind of like the story arc is that you have to prove that you want to lose weight and then they give you the surgery and then you're better and whatever. And apparently Ash is tired of people telling her

that she needs surgery. To be clear, it is not for me to tell anyone whether or not to have weight loss surgery. I can personally vouch for how unbearable the constant pressure to do this feels. Doctors insist that it is a necessity, family and acquaintances suggested in passing is if I, a 600 pound person in this world,

I've somehow never heard of it. It's not that they don't think you've never heard of it. Like, methads have heard of rehab. They're aware of it. But it doesn't stop me from saying like, dude, you're probably going to rehab. Like, this is a problem. How about the constant pressure on your heart? Yeah, right. There's other pressures. How about the floor? How about your fucking knees? The pressure on your kneecaps? So the reason why she doesn't want to have bariatric surgery

is because there's just not enough evidence that it's actually good for people. What I will say though, is that I have huge objections to the way this dangerous life altering surgery is sold, especially to very fat people. First, long-term studies about the actual effectiveness of weight loss surgeries are incredibly limited. And there are virtually zero long-term studies that examine whether these surgeries are really even necessary for most fat people. I've never seen a single expansive comprehensive study on

the health and wellness and behaviors of fat people over 500 pounds. There just isn't enough long-term data on whether these surgeries are effective, whether they are safe, or whether they actually lengthen lives as claimed. See, this is why I got a Dr. Steve out here to talk about this sort of thing. What does she think the surgery is? Like they stick a hose into it like the empty and a portage on. They just siphon the fat out of her, the doctor sucks the end of the hose. She is a fan-erther So she does have some crazy theories. That's not your joke. By the way, you know, it's funny about that

I was talking to Doug the other day and he's out pissed off. He goes I thought of fan-erther and thought it was too corny Sorry, I didn't say That's my fish sticks. That's such a, that's such a dark thing to say. By the way, I just want for the record. All right, so this is interesting because she gets more into her conspiracy theories here. Okay. But it is also possible and probable that we don't know enough about human digestion

to start ripping organs apart and putting them back together. Does she think the surgeons are just guessing and what to do? Like, I have to move this thing over here, pull that thing out. And in her case, yeah. I think it's been doing this since like the 60s, the surgery, it's like, it's been doing it a lot that way around the long time.

Yeah, I feel like this whole section is she's one Google search away from answering all these questions this year. As you know what I mean? Like how does she think that signs doesn't understand the digestive system? Right, that's what I'm saying. I looked it up.

There's 250,000 surgeries per year in the U.S. and it is increasing rapidly. So there are more and more of these surgeries that are happening. Like you would think that even if it was just trial and error, let's pretend they have no idea what's going on. They've learned some shit just like what doesn't work. You bet.

Don't tell Ash that. She'd be very upset to find out. She's losing so many numbers. I will say, she goes on to say, because she's the whole conspiracy she has. She goes on to say that it's very profitable surgery for the surgeon and for the hospital. And that is true.

I used to do marketing for bariatric surgery. And it was a top priority for the hospital because it is very profitable. And yes, it does seem like they push people in that direction. More often than not. But they also recommend a healthy diet and they want you to lose the weight naturally if you can. That really is the goal of healthcare providers,

but when it doesn't work. I think, no. It's really funny that the end of my 600 pound life, they, you go through bariatric surgery because at the end of little people big planet that show on TLC, they give you stilts. Now you can live in normal life. You know what, they really should do. I would watch the spin off of this show. I would watch my 600 pound wife starring her husband. I really would. Just have bitchy about his 600 pound wife all day.

It'd be great. Apparently, the fat community is at fault here too, because they're also not supporting these morbidly morbidly obese people. And it is partly the fat community's fault. To be really fucking real, the fat positive community largely offers no support to people at the highest real, the fat positive community largely offers no support to people at the highest end of the fat spectrum. Those of us past

500 pounds or so feel in our bones that we are too fat for fat Instagram. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a beautiful fat collab project and screamed helplessly at my phone that yet again no infinite fat people have been invited to participate. When was the last time you saw an infinifat person on a panel at one of those body-love cons? Never. Even the online only ones that require no extra thought for accommodations. So she's admitting that it's a pain to even get these people into a hotel. Yeah, well, good luck getting them to stand up, honey.

What's the last thing we saw an 800 pound person on a panel? Never. There's a fat Instagram. I've seen them on a palette. Apparently. Kevin's like, where do I sign up for this thing? Yeah, I mean, I probably should be on that one, right? I mean, I think I got Dr. Steve in the discord.

Dr. Steve, you there, buddy? Dr. Steve, here I am. A little bit, yeah. It doesn't sound like you have a... There you are. I'm not sure. I'm bit. Yeah, you're doesn't sound like you have a. There you are. I'm not sure. I'm better. Yeah, that's better.

Not after driving. That's okay. You know, this isn't that. Oh, yeah, it's good. He worked really, really, really, really, really bad. It would be interesting because he would fill up the whole universe. And that would really be something to talk about. Well, you got to run, you got to run to the whole universe, and that would really be something to talk about.

Well, you gotta run, you gotta run to the nearest number, though, and I'm finna be happy to be the closest number. To her way. Yes. Just a month, not incidentally. Ah, I hate that. I didn't like that.

Well, you don't have a great reception, so I'll just ask you real quick. What's your thoughts on her point that there's no long-term studies that show that weight loss surgery is a positive for obese people. I think they grow on. There's a lot of studies to show that there's a group of cardiovascular health that people are moderately obese.

That's a 30 to 35. Have a three year deficit in their lifespan and if you were severely obese, which is a BMI of 40 to 50. That's some one that's 5.5 and 300 pounds, okay? So she's quite a bit about that. I have a 10 year deficit in their lifespan. So what I'm here, you say, Dr. Steve, is that Croj is right and she's won Google Search

Away from answering all these questions. I mean, I have to know absolutely. I've got a close couple of search for Coral Solvings and a call. You know, there's long-term remission of the type of key diet. We need this for a fast-gore health relief. It's a present that you just have to have bad any more with the president that you're not adding more. All right, I got a bat. I got a bat on this, Dr. Steve. I'm sorry.

Your reception's just not good. There it's. I just just just going to get an accident. Well, I don't like a thit afat. I do want to point out. His last words are, I do want to point out that Ash does not trust the healthcare community. She does not trust doctors. Dr. Steve is not to be trusted with his research and his studies and his facts. I'm with Ash. This beer got I have is not made of beer.

I hate this fucking show. All right. Last clip that I have from our friend Ash. I'm going to tell you. I hate this fucking show. All right last clip that I have from our front ass. Think about everything that fat people on the internet have helped you with. Think about how much you've learned about weight stigma and medical fat phobia and systemic anti-fatness. You've learned and grew with the support of a fat internet family. The fatest among us need to hear these messages too, more than anyone really.

And right now, all they're getting from this community is uncomfortable silence. I firmly believe that if we did a better job of reaching out to our fatis peers and offering our support, including to those that are housebound or bedbound, that maybe some would decide not to turn to a reality show that wants to profit from their suffering. So she's actively saying that they're suffering.

If your housebound or bed bound do not get surgery or help from the health care professionals who are trying to help you, I'm not able to be looking for villains when I do these podcasts, but holy shit. Well, she was born without a sense of humor also. But she's also a a bad person She's giving very bad advice. Yeah, people who need to seek medical treatment She's telling them that they're fine They're not fine if you can't fit through the front door of your house I don't know yet just the term housebound Should not even exist that shouldn't be a word anyone now

Like the only thing I remember from a housebound was like the old ladies who couldn't make it to mass on Sunday morning. They were housebound. Yeah, like really walk. Like you can't get out of bed until you know, you get a golden ticket. Yeah, you know, 20 years. You're like, I can get up and start dancing now. He's fast.

Now, I'm surprised to be honest with you guys because as much as I would like Senator John to sue me, I'm not looking for lawsuits. And it took a lot for me to even rehash ash because she did call into the voicemail. This is the host of the fat lip. I didn't quite appreciate those jokes he told Mr. Carl. I fully intend to take legal action against you unless you meet my demands. They are the following.

Six pieces, meet love, a charcoal bell family pack. What? No. Two of everything from McDonald's. Three funny fried hands, well, sticks of butter, and a big gop from 7-11, filled with bacon grease. I know you'll play nice, Mr. Carl, call me that. It wasn't in the budget this year, but I think we could probably figure it out.

You'll figure out how we've got the big golf covered, right? I got one of my car. We're taking Greece. We know you do. All right, so I wanted to rehash that again. That is the Fetla podcast featuring our friend Asha's The Host. And before we move on, I got a couple other things to to play for example Bridge of the week

Great job the week and This week's cringe of the week comes from our friend Adam Thoreau and it's a show called I'm just a kid with James Camacho Sometimes Shivani and I watch baseball and then the camera will pan to the person keeping and keeping track of the strike else. And it's just KKK KKKKKKK. Why K? There are five letters in the word strike.

Close. She was pretty close there. Well done. Hey, I didn't ask anyone to do anything special for episode number 300 this year, but our friends down in Australia, planet Maynard, put something together for it. We love Maynard.

I am your host, I am your host. Happy 300th to Carl, the Jingles to Pop, and all the other people that hang out with you there. Who are these podcasts? 300 episodes. Who would have thought that six years ago this show would grow up to be President of the United States.

Congratulations from Planet Main Ard, a Tim Ferguson copy here, Tim wants to tell you that even though he has MS, he could kick all your asses in a fight. God bless all these podcasts and all that… In her. From the Planet Main Art Podcast that you once described as, where was it? Oh, a shit show. From one shit show to another. Hey, yeah!

Hey, hey, get more! I'm dead now, I'm dead now. I'm dead now. Ah, I don't play that song enough out of this show. Marvelous. That is like a dance-is-that-their official I don't play that song enough on this show. Marvelous. That is like a dance is that their official national anthem? Sure.

Nobody puts their hands over their hearts. They just do jazz fingers. It's just going basically. It's just you jumping jazz. All right. With that, I want to hand it over to Kroge because I tasked you with the same thing that I tasked myself with.

And that is, what is it podcast that we reviewed over the first 299 that you think we need to revisit? Yeah, I went back and listened to a couple and some of the shows that we've reviewed over the years are still around and are so boring now. It's not, it's fucking crazy. So they didn't learn. They didn't learn from us that. Oh, it's like downhill so far.

But you know, as you know, there's so much serious shit going on in the world. I thought it's time to take a step back and listen to something kind of fun and lighthearted. My number one is the show intro. Oh! [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Hi, everybody. It's your best friend, Sarah. You know, doing these podcasts, these podcasts, it's just one podcast. But it's episodes, all right.

Sarah Silverman. This Sarah fucking silverman. I just saw this was up for comedy of the year about some podcasting awards. And you're about to see why. Yeah. Are the razzies doing podcast or what? Now I know I've said this before,

that's the worst intro in podcasting. I know it's short, but it is so fucking obnoxious. And then she comes out of the gate, just stumbles, falls flat on her face, can't even complete one sentence. And the show now is like maybe two minutes of a monologue and then all phone calls. It's just all voicemail all the time. But now she heard our criticism of her show. And in the two-minute monologue, she actually addresses the amount of silliness versus seriousness that you should have.

First of all, what I planned, what I set out to do was light and joyful and silly and dumb, which I still really try to get back on track on, you know, back on track on? Back on track on. Oh my God, I think that might be right. on track on, back on track on. Oh my God, I think that might be right. Because sometimes it just gets so serious

but I can't help it. People call in with such interesting, complex things and it makes me excited to talk about. You can help it. You can curate those voice bells and just play the ones that are more fondant. You could do literally anything besides what you're doing because it's fucking horrible.

And this show is so hard to clip because as you heard, she can't make it through a sentence. Every sentence is, oh, I said the word sentence. That reminds me of this time in Ruba. Did you know in a Ruba, they drink these things. Oh, that reminds me of this other thing. And then by the time she gets around to the other thing, it's 10 minutes and you're like, what the fuck are we even talking about? And then there's this one moment, and I call this clip the self-awarewolf, because it's fucking incredible.

But then I get maybe too serious. I don't know, we're too hoidy toidy. It's just weird, because sometimes I have a puff, and then I listen back to an episode and I'll be like, fuck you, you like who do you think you are? Yeah, yeah, that's the right reaction Sarah. She smokes weed. Let's just wear our own show and goes oh my god This is awful. I'm putting this out into the fucking universe. What do I think I recorded other ones? Yeah, that does the same thing the next day and so these are two clips that are just like kind of random clips from the show

Just of what's going on here's number four her boyfriend's name. But it's a beautiful Irish name Rory when I say it fancy I can say it Rory Rory Rory. That fancy your old timey. I don't know Rory Rory Rory Rory. That's prettier. I mean, this is a simple person, right? I mean, if she keeps saying it, maybe they'll get funny. Yeah, this is not a comic mastermind. I totally misjudged her in the 90s.

I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Hold on, I wrote down something I wanted to try on the show today. Groze, groze, groze, groze, groze, groze. That's a great ringtone for me, I got it. It never gets funny. I think she had a puff before she did the show because that does sound like just basic stoner touch. Staring at the black light poster. Wow. Rory. Rory. I need my lava lamp. Rory. And then a collar calls into rehash a story from the last week. Okay.

Number five. You even mentioned this past week about sitting around on your mom's bed and your stepmother would be there and you'd all be rubbing each other's feet. And I just think that's really beautiful. Vinnie, put that away, dude. We don't. What's going on? What the hell can of story is that?

It's a story Starring Rory story of Rory um it gets gory so then an ash ashlux chicken ketchup The first call that she picks up is the most fucking insufferable thing I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. I just wanted to call to get your opinion on how can men, specifically white men heterosexuals, be better advocates of people of color, LGBTQ, women. Can I feel this one? Kill yourself.

Yeah. And this is, this is, I'm not even kidding, a three-minute call. Because I tried respecting them, and I tried to do this, and I tried that. And it like, he goes on over a hashtag, I could use, like, how do I be a better person? It's so fucking insufferable. And then her answer to this, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. First of all, that's so nice

that you're even interested in that. I bet you get so much pussy. No, no, not. No, not. Because that's a real turn on. Like that vulnerability and asking the the questions you know I think. So low self esteem is a turn out for women? I don't think that's true. I don't think that's you're not I hate myself. Oh we should fuck. I think it's even worse. I think it's that

white savior thing where it's like hey I'm gonna save women today. Excuse me ma'am how can I save you today? Excuse me black person. How can I be a assistant to you today? Because I'm a white person. I can help you. Like, the white knight too. Thank you. The, the fob chime in it. I love it. Um, there was one, count them one. One single attempt at a joke in this whole episode that I listened to.

I spread it over to clips because it's just that good. Okay. Is it socially acceptable to pick a wedgie in public? I've actually thought about this a lot, and it's really only okay to pick a wedgie in public if it's your own wedgie. Oh, okay. I see what you did there.

Oh, come on. Come on, come on. It's pretty good. And this is a response to a call about picking wedgies. Okay. And then the joke continues and leads into an ad. And this is like just to get the rhythm of the show, I guess. I know.

I would be helping this woman if I just gingerly pulled the cloth from so deep in her tuk-as. Like when it looks like someone's at. She's a real wedgelord. Ah! Oh, you know guys. Like when it looks like someone's ass is actually eating their pants?

I feel like you're just helping them but you can't do that. Nope. Not in this day and age, not in this climate. Can't even do, can't even pick someone's wedgie out of their asshole and public in this climate. Here's some hats, stitch fix baby. When it comes to looking good,

stitch fix has he covered. Why was she tagging her own joke as a horrible co-host would do? Oh, it's so obnoxious. Like we get the joke. And then she goes, and you can't really, you can't do that these days. Yeah, I know.

Over 40 minutes, this was the one comedic premise that even appeared. This was the closest thing to a joke. Who's the person who left the voicemail? That's what I want to know. Well, there's a lot more voicemail. And I think we should listen to some because as I said, you got a balance the silly with the serious

So this one I put a little laugh track under to add a little bit of levity to it You know every time somebody decides to end their life We always talk about the mental illness that led to their decision But is it not possible that some people just call it a day because they're tired of living a shitty life? And despite their efforts, there's really no path forward economically or emotionally or otherwise. That it's's like hey, I'm just gonna lay down This is a call if she decided to take out her comedy show. This is a suicide note Yes, this is a suicide note that a guy calls in with and then says well, Sarah

You probably don't want to talk about this because I'm about to blow my fucking brains out. So then, Sarah, picks up the ball and runs with it. Uh... Hmm. Um... Oh, it's an interesting call. I-I-I... Yeah, I'll talk about it. I don't know if I have any answers.

I... This really puts me in a pickle because because I do not want to support that. But I, hear what you're saying. All right, good answer. Um, what? But like,

all the comedians, she spends it into a joke. Okay, good. It's like what I always say to my friends. Master bait first, and then see if you still want to call your ex at one in the morning. You know, it's the same with suicide. Master bait first, and then see if,

no, that's maybe not the best analogy. I would maybe not apply at the suicide online there, so I don't think counseling is a job for you. I don't think this is a skill set you possess. A dude just called in and said, I hate my life and I'm going to kill myself and your response is, you thought about jerking off?

And look, I know it's a comedy show and suicide is a pretty depressing topic. We wouldn't talk about anything more depressing than suicide, would we? I'm really curious on your thoughts. If you think, you know, the perclivity for Jews to be funny in comedy, sarcasm, if there's a link to the Holocaust in terms of trauma response and how the brain copes with unimaginable horrors. In two calls we went from suicide to the fucking Holocaust on the award-winning comedy, Sarah Silverman show. We're gonna make you laugh laugh no matter what the Holocaust.

Now this clip is very short but it's a compilation of clips from all the different calls. Now the reason I put this together is because Sarah Silverman is a sick, sick person. And she is a, she's an empty vessel that a black hole that could never be filled with enough praise. And she doesn't explicitly say, listen, I need you all to call and praise me, but every caller, every, every, every single caller that calls in

heaps, incredible amounts of praise on this woman, including a bunch of the pair of social, I love you when you saved my life and all this shit. I mean, this is every caller that calls into the show. Anyway, I love you, of course, blah, blah, blah. You're really funny, I love your takes on everything. Thank you, brave, bold, you're hilarious. Thank you for everything you do.

Your podcast has honestly gotten me through the worst year of my life. Love you. You don't love her. You're a sick, lonely fucking person. You need some actual help, maybe some actual friends, maybe some therapy, but you need something. You need a purpose, you need something in your life

That's not this fucking horrible show where people call up with their suicide note What the fuck she says it's your best friend Sarah? She did say that yeah, so maybe they are best friends I don't know you know you say hey when you guys call into w a tp You just tell me how much I'm awesome Hopefully could could you just show in a few? I love you Crojis, and your sister's special Crojis, and you were right Crojis, that Dr. Steven Kuhlberg. Yeah, that's the couple of those. That would be great. Right now they're scraping him off the side of the road.

You got one more out here. Oh, we want to hit this later. This is no longer Sarah Silverman. Yeah, well, yeah, I only brought one of these. Yeah. On ironically, absolutely fucking love the 60-second reviews. They're amazing. I wish that he would do more often. This is my Patrick Michael. Yes, this is a paddy C cup special.

His YouTube channel, Bad Brain Studios, go there, subscribe, throw some hearts. These are good, man. These are good. I'm not even fucking around. What's amazing about the 60-second reviews is that he can't fill the time. He doesn't come up with enough stuff to talk about for 60 seconds.

So there's a 10-second music bed and then he goes, you know, and then he like ends it early. Yeah, they're not 60 seconds and he doesn't review any of this. Yeah, it's great. This one came out one week after Valentine's Day. I saw that. Today we're reviewing Valentine's Day chocolates and I'm not trying to jump on the trend I saw that! Valentine's Day these chocolates are the fucking worst, okay? Who wants orange cream or crem? Hmm gross Who wants strawberry crem? Nobody does anybody eat these things on Valentine's Day and think well, thank God

Thank God I got this treat from my loved one now I can go vomit chocolate fruit I think I want time today. I gotta say he's funnier than Sarah Silverman. Yeah, he's not that going for him. And I just want to say the 60 second review has gotten me through the toughest times of my life. I love you Pat. Can somebody please start calling Sarah Silverman show and just like leaving his reviews?

His Instagram reviews on the whole as well? Just see if one gets through. That's a really funny idea. That's a good premise. All right, I actually have another. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And this also comes from our friend, Adam Thoreau. This is a show called Strust Depressed and Anxious.

This podcast here has some very strong words for Vladimir Putin. Stop with the same old shit. Like it's so old. It's so old. Like grow up, it's so old already. It's so old already, I'm sorry, like sorry to say it, but it's so old, stop it. Just stop it. That's what I have to say, like that's how I feel, stop it, stop doing that shit.

I want to see it again. I do not want to see it again. Like and, stop doing that shit. But when I see it again, I do not wanna see it again. Like, and just stop the bullying Russia, stop it. That world piece was key. Stop it. What are you doing? I would hate you now. You're not gonna be popular anymore.

You think that's how you make friends? You're not gonna be getting friends with it. Jürbary already hates you. Jürbary told me last night, hate you. Ah. Fucking great. You're not gonna get any friends with that. Jürbini already hates you. Jürbini told me last night, I hate you. Ah. Lookin' great. I don't know where I had to throw fights these podcast.

I don't know he's doin' it in the spare time, but it can't be good. No. Doesn't seem like a good thing. I imagine he has a woman in the basement. Yeah, at least one. All right, with that, I wanna turn it over to producer Chris, who also chose a podcast for us

to talk about in episode number 300. Dude, it is tough to follow Kroge but I just want to assure everyone I'm just as pissed off as him even if I don't come across it And it should we ever do this thing again. I'm just gonna lie and pick like I am Rappaport or yeah It's my dad and man some of the candidates RuPaul Holly sure. Oh what about Dennis Rodman? I know I was really I've done new episodes. No, it's been off for a while, but god damn it's a funny show. So yeah, those all would have been fun compared to what I picked the morning toast. So this goes back to episode 168 what's up my video. Yeah, you remember all right. You were there

Very well, Andy and Joe covered this. This is Claudia and Jackie their sisters. They have Nothing to add to the world but but before I get in front of that They do like a fake Morning show that's a podcast. Well, it's a real morning show. Well, right. It's live every morning and people fucking watch it at lunchtime But right at 10 30. I have right now But right it's like that fake kid show that you do in your tape recorder and they've been doing it for years Yeah, apparently making a living at it, but you know They have a famous anti-muscle mom but we won't get into that.

So there's no music or production which pisses me off and they do this five days a week. Them just talking and maintaining this is well let's just try my number one this how they open things. Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning. Toast. Happy Wednesday. Hi, everyone.

How are you doing? Hey, Claude, how are you doing? Hello, Jacqueline. Happy hump day to you and your loved ones. It's a trash Wednesday. LAUGHTER So what you just played is the beginning of every single episode. Correct.

This is how they start off their episode. You'd think you'd be like, oh, you just found one that's like really douchey. No, no, no. That's just part for the chorus. And this is again, like most of these podcasts that rage us or amuse us the same, you know, where you can drop the needle anywhere and it's pretty much sliced and dice and I'll say this a million times. I'm not the demo for this. This isn't for me, but it doesn't make it a good podcast in any way. So, this is, let's go to number six, the sums it up.

More content for me to consume. I'm so excited. And also I think you could say she's textbook everything of the sort. I think those are the words you're looking for. 100% like she was just sitting across from me like putting on her Charlotte Tilbury like nude lip liner and I was like, this is a girl like I want to be. Like she's just fabulous. Wow. I'm wearing Charlotte Tilbury today too. Normally I'd set the table more with who they're talking about, but it doesn't matter. Yeah, this is the entire show. Well, what they do is they follow pop culture very closely.

They watch all the reality shows. They get on there and they talk forever about real housewives and shit. You're like, holy crap. Not only people watching this show, but they want to hear other people talk about it afterwards. Fuck. Yes. Yeah, that covers it.

Uh, and then there's these are the people that should have their bank accounts frozen. You know, if we're going to start choosing people's society, are the problem? I declare sanctions. Yeah. I declare sanctions on the Lord of the Nose. We're watching wording toes. Can we get their email addresses, please? Oh, they're out of fucking Swift right now.

They're out. I, this sums it up. I found they're out of fucking Swift right now. They're out. This sums it up. I found a review, a one-star review, in a C of five-star reviews. Sure. I think it was Apple and it starts with, I got my aquafore taken by TSA today. I hate this country.

Claudia on the morning of the Ukraine invasion. Couldn't sound more tone deaf. I can no longer listen to them complain about every minor inconvenience in their lives without showing any composure, grace or gratitude. Jackie, most women work a full day, all nine months of pregnancy. Obviously, Jackie's pregnant. They judge success based on money and material wealth and not on content of character kindness to respect. This is a long review. So you get it. Yeah. Turning people off by their fucking ridiculous inconveniences

of life. Right. Yeah. The struggle is strife of losing your aquacore. I mean, being born wealthy and then having a show when you're in your 20s that's very popular. Plus that one broad was like an Instagram influencer. Yes. For number of years why she was popular. Yeah, and one of them has a standup, maybe the same broad. I think it's the same broad of the stand. I'd love to get my hands on her standup.

I can't even imagine what that's like. Bonus episode. I looked for it back when we reviewed this. I couldn't find it, but it's out there now. They show a little bit of humility, so let's play my number two. Oh, good. Can I ask you a question?

Because I feel like every podcast or there's haters, whatever, and people who have legitimate critiques. And I think a critique that we get a lot, that I think you get a lot too, is people finding our voices annoying, like vocal fry. We get that all the time, and it's like, if I could change it, I would, sorry I was bored in this way, like,

wait, I don't find yours annoying at all mine sounds like I'm like crying No one's bored with vocal fry Something just happened to this generation They both went on their way to not have it when they were answering that question. Correct. So they can turn it off if they want to. Yeah. I agree. My voice is very annoying from time to time. And that was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very. Oh, cool, I checked that out too for the Drew and Mike show recently. Yeah, it didn't make it any less painful actually. Well, I never got around to talking to them about it, but Sophia with an F of course was on Colorado daddy,

and then she fucked up the negotiations because her hot shot HBO boyfriend was like, don't take that offer from bar stool, you could do better. And I was like, I'll take that offer from bar stool. Now, fast forward a couple of years, Alex got a 60 million dollar deal on Spotify. Sophia with an app was living with her mom and Utah, and so they brought her out there and asked Sophia

how she feels about this, and she tried to rationalize it, it's the funniest thing. She goes, well, first off, it wasn't 60 million, it was 40 million. And half of that goes to bar stool, which by the way isn't true, but she said that. And then after you talk about attorney fees and taxes,

I mean, I also didn't even make that much money. Like, okay. If she made 50 bucks, she did better than you. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. You're so fucking funny for Sophia. She's like, I'm 90% there. I'm like, oh no, you're still very angry

about how this went down. I don't think her that HBO guy tied to each other anymore. You might guess, not real good advice. But she's not bitter, I mean. No. I'm not bitter. Alex, you said her pop cord for Christmas. Ah.

She was looking for the check. So yeah, they do have ad reads and I'm not gonna subject people to this. So we do here. We're not. Not this. Okay, but it's four minutes. It's an island of non-stop ad reads right in the middle of it, but this is how they get

to it. Here's the subtle segue. My number four. Um, so I think without further, did it do? Where are you? Where is do I've heard he's out of the house. No, he's home. He's scratching at my door. Um, he wants to come inside with mom, but mom's busy. Damn. So I guess without further a do do do do do at the door. It is time for the fast five

stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast. And today's episode is brought to you by That's It Nutrition. That's it makes delicious convenient plant-based super snacks from only the purest ingredients. What about toast? I thought we were talking about toast! That's all I designed to destroy that I am the devapy. They've done no studies. Is ash here? Yeah. How the hell would she get into this thing? They have done no studies to understand the digestus systems of the obese. The swabble lose their toast. How the hell would she get it? Steadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, deadiest, dead, deadiest, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, a Ford toast. Okay. Jesus. All right. Yeah, they tease the news and then they do four minutes of

ad read. Yeah, it was a good segue. These people are pros. Holy shit. Oh, so enraging to go back and then find something that I thought was the worst. Did you watch it on YouTube by any chance? Just a little bit. It's much more frustrating when you actually watch them. Yeah. Everything about them is possible. The voice or face. They think they're news anchors. Yeah, they do. They think they're really contributing. You know, so I'm, yeah, this will be painfully brief.

This is how they wrap it up. Number three. No. Her podcast is everywhere, right? Spotify iTunes, all the places. So via within app and then you can follow her on Instagram. at Sophia Franklin. Yeah, Sophia the nephew. And the Y. So I like that. OK, iTunes, all the places. So via within app, and then you can follow her on Instagram, at Sophia Franklin. Yep, Sophia the not-frinkly on the Y.

So I like that, okay. You should change your name, Sophia the not-frinkly on the Y. What do you think of your podcasts? Oh, I should. Yeah, but that'll be like a really good people. You'll be like, I really be Sophia, Yenklyn. Ha hope you enjoyed this episode. And we're back tomorrow for another episode. Goodbye. Bye.

I like it. It's good fun. They're just piling around. Just good fun. Compared to Sarah Silverman, maybe. Yeah, that's it. It just, there's no music, no production. Bye.

But throw money at us for sure. And they do very well. And it's shocking to me. And I can't get enough of them. Actually, that's a good one to revisit. So that was a good poll. All right. Out of you. Thank you very much. I had somebody put together a quick jingle for us. And this was Bob Bowden who put together a W ATP grammatical improvement jingle. Who are the people doing this podcast? W-A-T-P. Thank you for correcting my grammar with your jingle.

Much appreciated. With that, I want to talk to Kevin. What did you bring? Now obviously you and I did the first, what, 59 episodes together, a lot of fun episodes. Kevin is so feel with an half of the show. Yeah, I was just about to say that. Yeah, I don't have any better feelings about Patreon or where the show's gone.

I remember when Kevin and I were hosting together, Kevin was like, should we get sponsors and do Patreon? I'm like, no, I don't do this for money, Kevin. So what do you mean, I don't want to do that? Yeah, he met with you. I remember at the time being like, uh, you think we should get like a subreddit and stuff, too, and he's like, we don't need that shit. I don't want people talking shit.

And then it was like, I got to go to my job at the marketing company. Got to go, Cap. Oh God. So, all right, I reviewed a podcast that I really like that we won over. I don't remember what episode of WTP it was, but it's that let me tell you podcast. Oh yeah, this is one of our favorite characters of all time because this is the guy who brought us. No! I'm gonna breathe.

Be the little tomato, little tomato, little tomato, little tomato. Little tomato, little tomato, little tomato, little tomato. We can have the money, we can have the money. Little tomato, little tomato, little tomato. I'm gonna have the money, I'm gonna have the money. I'm gonna have the money, I'm gonna have the money. Such passion. Oh, he's so good. So love it.

Who is this miss surely? That's what everyone wants to know. So you went in and revisited his podcast, huh? I did. So Jamar, I really like Jamar. I went to his most latest episode. And he's changing the format up. He's not, he's not scared to change the format up a little bit.

Good. Do I play, play number one there? He's gonna get into something different, you know? Um, just let you guys know, our episode's gonna be a little bit different now. I'm trying to ask a little something different. So, we're gonna see how this work anyway. All right, I'm already excited.

Anytime you're trying something, I'm all in. All right, I'm already excited. Anytime you're married, Jones is trying something, I'm all in. All right, let's go. What are we doing? Exactly. We're all, we're just, you know, in his, he's the jester and we're all in the court, if you will. Correct.

Or whoever the hell that saying goes. So he goes right into what basically is celebrity gossip I assume, but I don't know anything about the person he's talking about. so if you can play the next one So let's just start with Gabby Hannah We all know that's the big thing is going on right now because she clearly is delusional and toxic and whatnot Who's Gabby Hannah what you expect him to do Vladimir Putin? Jesus can we give her racists with the impression? I did not say that.

I'm gonna be. So, I'm looking at Roach. He's clearly toxic. I had to rewind several times to hear the name and then try to phonetically spell it out in Google and it turns out that Gabi Hanna is some type of musician of some sort okay of some okay so Where they they perform in a group or they play an instrument they sang I Don't know, but we find out who she has beef with. Oh, okay. So Gabby Hannah has been terrorizing the YouTube community. I'm put it like that.

She has because she went after Trisha Paites and she messed with her forever. You know Trisha's canceled. You know Trisha ain't no good either, but that's a whole nother story. Ooh, juicy. Who the fuck is Trisha Pete? I have imagined these like people that go to his church.

I don't know. I don't know what any of these people are. That's a good point. They're real people. I looked them up. They're actual like YouTube people or whatever. Yeah, this is a YouTube beef that is not on my radar. I have to be honest with you.

Yeah, well, you know, Jamar gets, he gets into it a little bit. If you go into the next clip there, he gets a little caddy. Yeah, he talked about Ethan Ralfurs as Medicare at all of this. Sir, no, it's not quite as good. And then she's also mess with,

escape the night the TV show that, well, the YouTube show that she was on for two seasons mind you She wasn't that good in that show, so she needs to calm me down. Whoa All right, he's got a friend in the It's good to see you're real heated yeah, right? Wow and then For no reason Jamar just went into a bunch bunch of impressions of what I can only assume are Dracula's.

Blah blah blah blah. Gabby blah blah blah blah blah. Dracula. It sounds like if Greta Thornberg was a fan-pire. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Go suck your dick. the silver blood gold stocky neck

after the Dracula impression which I find hilarious if the this is now cancelled pulled

is string so the next clip I have is I want to suck your blood I want to I want to have me track you know

Draculous Dracula's no he doesn't do a song about Dracula's he should sounds awesome he he does go into a little bit more about Debbie and this is not me bashing her He does go into a little bit more about Debbie. And this is not me bashing her. No, this is me just saying, hey, she really is a regular person. I'm a basher.

She's just an awful person. That's all I'm trying to say here. I mean, if you ask me, she ain't a bad person, but she a bad person. I hate it. That's way worse than bashing someone. Yeah. I mean, I'm not bashing her, but she's gonna be alive or breathing air.

Now he kind of gets into the music reviews. And I think Kroge will appreciate this, because Kroge really likes music reviews. So the next one is just a slap. Just break down. Indeed. See, anybody got time for boring songs. boring songs are like steel water. Yes, I said it's steel water.

It's like you just had a lake in the lake and moving. You know the water starts to stink and start to grow a whole bunch of other like bacterial on top. Water has to move. Music has to move you otherwise is born it's actually pretty good it's not bad it's not bad I've got it with them I thought you said steel water I thought it said steel water too I thought there was a brand water steel water runs deep steel water you try to dive

into it you're gonna get fucked. This is my water, don't steal it. Don't steal. Oh, I see what you did. I see what you did there. Cause there's a different steel than you were thinking. Yeah, that's good. Thanks.

So, this is all setting up, so we know, we know Jim Mar is a musician, right? We played, you played some music at the top now. So, he has a new song coming out. Yes, I have new music coming out. And I'm really happy and really proud of this project because this whole thing for this project is outer space and aliens, especially with everything

that's going on around now. Whoa, did I do a band feel no about this? We got to send this to them. It's about outer space and alien? Sweet. I was so excited. Just a couple of black guys talking about aliens. So yeah, and he's very proud of this new song. If you want to play this next one here. So here's a sneak peek of my song that will be coming out very soon called Game Over.

It's really good. Like, it's really good. It's like a listen. Wow, he's here to sound music special. Yeah. It's not a good idea. Yeah. The next time the Isos play, we got to have something that says,

this is really good. Oh, this is good. Yeah, we should do that with every song just tagging with. that says this is really good. Oh, this is good. Yeah, we should do that with every song just tag it with. This next song is really good. This next song about aliens and it's really good. What's it that great, everyone? What's it that amazing? So, okay, I've teased it enough. Here is a clip of his new song Excited about this I love to marmalade it's good. You're not my control. We do the heaven's job.

You go to Jupiter, high for the mind. It's good. Oh. Oh, yeah. Well, a couple of problems with the hits and pitchy spots here and there. You know what I mean? You lost another little bit. There was some pitchy problems in there. There was some pitch problems in there.

You had a couple of things going on. It was pitchy and spot. I don't know. I didn't feel it. Definitely a little bit on the pitchy side. I decided to pass that. I got to say, I got to know about that one. I'm the son of the best hit. I gotta say. I gotta know about that one.

That was like the worst James Bond intro song ever. Yeah, right. It did have that vibe to it. Like, if you have the lyrics game over, you can't work that into 20 syllables. It's just, it doesn't work that way. You know what? Jamar Ken.

You did. Well, not by saying pitch fork did a review of this new song and it just says it's a song. That's the review. Jesus. GAME OF A. Can someone please make the jambar like James Bond poster of that? Mincellard, Jamarmalade has to do imagination land. imagination land would be a great cover for hell. Yes, be perfect.

So I'll do the music for it. To conclude, my review of the Let me tell you podcast. This last clip that I have might be the last time we hear Jamar Malade because this show hasn't had an episode since June 30th of last year. And according to my player, it says that it's over. So this could be the last recording we hear of. I'm guessing COVID.

You may have hit it big. I don't know. That's true. Yeah. The record deal, okay, man. I don't need a podcast. I don't need a car. I would have taken credit for it by now. So we're going to have to get out of here. But okay, you guys, it's time for me to get out of here. I know I didn't give you a word of the day this time, but I'll bring it back soon. I don't know when, too soon, but it'll be back. My schedule for posting will be more sporadic because, like I said, a lot is going on at the moment, and especially with music as well, I'm doing a bunch of stuff of that.

So it's gonna be a little sporadic at the moment. So just bear with me. That was a good tease. The podcast can be a lot more difficult to find in the future. You're not going to know where it is or when it comes out. So look for that. Anything else on Jamar? No, no, no, no, that was it.

I just wanted to say I really like that show. And I really hope that Jamar brings it back. I agree. There's a lot of fun that we'll listen to. He is fun. Even though I don't know who he's talking about, he makes it interesting. He brings me in and I get excited about it. All right, we have one more podcast to talk about,

the one that Vinny brought to us today. I could probably guess what it is, but why don't you tell us what we're doing. Well, ladies and gentlemen, there's only one show that I have ever re-listened to, that you've reviewed on this piece of shit show that's on 300 episodes. Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have bring you to it for my show to revisit. Goddamn Tom Myers, that piece of shit. Tom Myers! What? There's always a winner. But ladies and gentlemen, we are gonna play, we're gonna bring back the Tom Myers game

because it's number zero, Carl. That's right. We're gonna play the Tom Myers joke game. I'm're going to play the Tom Buyer's joke game. I'm going to play you the punchline from the joke. And you guys get to help us guess what was the setup for that punchline. Here's a hint. You'll never fucking guess in a million goddamn years. So it's like, jeopardy.

It's like, we get to know what the punchline is. We got to figure out what the setup. Fucking Crescan we're looking to be go, stumped like this is he's so goddamn terrible. Now, my clip number one is just an example of how this game is going to work guys. No, number one, Carl May and Bialock actually has a life. That is the punchline to a Tom Myers Joe. What do you like to guess what the subject of the joke is? Anything for the setup? Because let me tell you something, this is some hard-hitting stuff. I watched the difference between Blossom and Vladimir Putin.

Oh, all right, there you go. You gotta work with some. It's by the way, I should ask, how recent is this episode? This is his newest episode, and I will also tell you that he put a disclaimer at the front of this episode, where he said, I want everyone to know that this was recorded before Vladimir Putin decided to invade Ukraine. Oh, I thought I was going to say there's COVID disinformation. Watch out.

No, sir, why should go ahead and play this setup for me? Number two, Jeopardy fans are taking issue with the phrasing used by part-time host, May and Biowlach. They're upset because issues referring to the first round of the game as single jeopardy. I think those jeopardy fans are just upset at the fact that unlike them, my own Bialock has a life. Oh God. What a great joke to open up your podcast with. They're okay. Here's some more of this fucking asshole.

You can call yourself a comedian. Let's start the real game here asshole. Calls himself a comedian. Let's start the real game here, guys. This is the real game. Here is the punchline four number three. Is actually cracked for Granny's and millennials who got COVID after licking clean the collapsible table on which they play beer pong. Yep, go ahead. What do you think?

The set up to the punchline? That was the punchline. How about one more time for everybody? Just really listen to this chat. It's actually cracked for grannies and millennials who got COVID after licking clean the collapsible table on which they play beer pong. I'm going to say the setup is what a pong hit transplant. Nope. Anybody?

Everyone looks absolutely stuff. Well, if anybody here had what is wordle, go ahead, Carl. During the pandemic, a new online game became the craze as wordle can often be referenced in one's social media feeds. I haven't cared to look it up, but I imagine wordle is... Oh my God. What is that to do with words? What is he talking about?

Wiregram is playing beer pong. What is this man doing? What is he talking about? Yeah, that is... This is just Yeah. What is this man doing? What's he talking about? Yeah, that is. This is just random words thrown together. It's like he has a dart board of phrases. Yeah, he's like, those fridge magnets? Yeah, fridge others, licking tables, beer pong.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Funny bot. Oh yeah, good stuff. We're touching on something. He doesn't understand words. Right. But I almost never has. I always picture he's got that thing up like detectives to it's got all these different phrases on it

Yeah, pulling like what if this one went to this one? He's got strickled across the thing that they got to do sad is solving it I think I I figured out what pisses me off about him the most yeah, and it's the mental gymnastics that he expects every single person Who's listening to his material to go through to understand what he's saying and that he thinks you're an idiot if you don't understand where he's going. So let's keep going with this wonderful humor. Number five, here's the punchline. I'm not sure that I want my nieces and nephews to think that I open for Louis CK. we see K. Oh, okay, it's gonna be something about how he's a comedian, but he doesn't admit it to his family. He doesn't want to let his family know that's what he does for a living. Okay, okay, closer, closer. You're actually maybe you're on to something, but

that's not good. That's not good. I don't want to be thinking like this guy. Yeah, this is a problem. Hit number six. Here's the setup. When my nieces and nephews ask what I do, I tell them I do adult stuff on Zoom. And then it dawned on me. Probably should phrase it differently. What if I'm not doing common anymore when they're all grown up and they learn about what adults do online? What if they think I was into some weird eyes wide shut or do you see in bullshit and exposing myself for everyone in the zoom room to see? Oh my god, are you so many words? I don't want them to think I open it for Louis CK or something.

Oh, these are jokes and he has these people sit there and listen to him tell. Wow. Why do they work in the eyes wide shut reference in there? It should be like a Jeffrey Tupin thing. Right. Dang, it was just a paragraph of wonders. I mean, I have a lot of these here. And I don't know.

Okay, okay. Number eight, please. Here is the punch slide. Seven, you mean? Yes, I do mean. It's Los Angeles traffic. Who would know the difference? Come on.

It's Los Angeles traffic. Who knows, okay. All right. So a bridge went down or some natural disaster happened and some highway was shut down for two weeks. Okay. Yeah, I like that premise. Okay. That is not the premise. This is this premise makes zero sense whatsoever. Hit eight, please. Oh, it's gonna have to do with the trucker con. Correct, but it still makes zero sense. Okay. A trucker con. Boy was blocking ports of entry from Canada into the United States. American politicians wanted to do the same thing here and even had plans to block the

so-fi stadium before the Super Bowl. Wait, what politicians were trying to block people from getting to the Super Bowl? What's he talking about? What does he mean by that? Nancy Pelosi put a cut in front of the highway So people couldn't get to the game. What is he talking about? Yeah, the whole thing and I love that he just made it up and it made no sense No sense, but he always overexplains the one premise of the joke that should be common knowledge like it's a political show

And so he explains the headline. Now you guys might not know this but in Canada, the trucker and he's got a whole thing about that. And then at the end of it's like, but LA traffic sucks. But, but, proge, that's not the joke. The joke is, American politicians wanted to do the same thing at the Super Bowl. Right, because they all drive 18 wheelers. Which is a complete make-em- him up he made this up to make the

line of it's just LA traffic no Vinnie I don't think he understands I don't think he understands how any of this works yeah clearly not how any of this works all right so we just keep going number 10 and in a sense my parents were right if I pursued career in comedy, then I would end up doing drugs at all hours of the night. Okay, so why isn't that the setup and the punch? Was he told that he's not funny? He shouldn't go into comedy? Probably a lot. I don't think he heard it though. Okay. And he guesses, Kevin? Have you, his parents have asked him if he's done any hard drugs? No, nope, nope. This is all him plugging the fact that he does Zoom comedy now. So would you hit number 11?

No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry number 10. Doing Zoom comedy, I find I perform at various points in the day. For example, if I perform at Zoom comedy shows where points in the day. For example, if I perform at Zoom comedy shows where time's on adjustments, mean I perform in the morning, it means I end up waiting for my set to start while drinking coffee. So I guess my parents are right. How stunned. Yeah, this makes no sense. He's got the East Coast. Where is he doing shows in Germany? Why is he doing a show that starts in the morning? Doesn't even make sense. Yeah, his show in the Ukraine was canceled

Comedy show the Ukraine and very low viewership as they were outside gonna gun down by tanks you great neighborhood Vadez you come on guys come on I can't imagine him in a comedy show where they don't have the giant hook to grab by the neck of a mom What's that? I can't imagine a comedy show. They don't have the giant hook to grab by the neck and all mom's face. What's the thing? I can't imagine a comedy show where they don't have clubs and torches and they beat the fuck out of the band and drag them out in the mood like leave them for fucking dead. Yeah. It's interesting though, he probably gets a better response on Zoom than he doesn't

a room full of people. That's why he enjoys doing that. He's like, wow. Now, isn't he doing a special coming up? Yes, I'm gasped. I have a feeling that some of these jokes are jokes that are going to be on the special that he's trying out now. I can't wait. So that's what I think is kind of going on here. So let's keep this going. All right. A little bit more about Zoom comedy,

which I'm sure he's going to talk a lot about in his special. Number 11, please. By the way, I know what we're doing this now. So you don't have to tell me the numbers Okay, don't problem. You've been wrong about them both the time Yeah, I'm not wearing my glasses at the right in front of me. I'll look at stupid And I don't want to answer ugly And I don't want to add to my haters fantasies and wet dreams And I don't want to add to my haters' fantasies and wet dreams. And I don't want to add to my haters' fantasies and wet dreams. I was going to call into the Sarah Silverman show with my suicide. Yes, that's got to be it, right, Freddie?

No, not even close. I've made some discoveries doing Zoom comedy. For example, I cannot wear a green anymore on a zoom show because thanks to my new green screen, I look like a disembodied head. Oh, he's shit, not every observation. It's a joke. Right. You can't wear green in front of a green screen. You know, shit sir. All right. Tell it to John. Here's what happens. He's seeding people at the Mexican restaurant that he works at. Sure. And he tries us out and they titter politely and he thinks he's got comedy gold.

That's where he's trying this shit out, right? I have a special on gas digital coming out if you'd like to check that out. Sure, can we get a drink? No, no, I'll go get your server. Yeah, I'll get your server, no problem. If we laugh, can we get a case of, do you have some fucking point?

How's this work? Sir, I ordered my margarita a half an hour ago. Okay, this next one, ladies and gentlemen, is the last one I have. I ordered my margarita a half an hour ago. Okay, this next one ladies and gentlemen is the last one I have, but it actually is the funniest punchline. Okay, and I'll explain to you why after, go ahead Carl. Well, yeah, I have nieces and nephews, my name's Tom, and that's just what they happen to call me.

No point to make. Okay, okay, Uncle Tom. Yep, you have Uncle Tom. Okay, that's kind of funny, but why, but did he come up with this joke? Why don't you hear the set up? Okay. I had a comment on a YouTube video of mine recently. In a video where I discussed my nieces and nephews of user commented, I think it's funny. He refers to himself as Uncle Tom.

So he just stole somebody else's joke. Yeah. And it doesn't make sense. And it doesn't make sense. Someone already knew you joke. Yeah, it's not like he's Jerry Banfield. Not that guy can be considered an Uncle Tom. Correct.

All right. The fuck is he talking about? No, I do have another clip here, but does this sound like Tom Myers is starting to turn into Shamist a little bit? Where was I going with that? I don't know. I like everybody to watch and enjoy me. Even the non-Einsteins keep them coming everybody. Was that him just not fucking turning into the shabest? I have a feeling that might make it into the who set it game right there because there's nowhere when it gets top-mire. Yeah.

And am I a good podcaster? Probably not. Am I entertaining you? Fuck yeah, I am. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Alright, and my last clip, let's move on. And on that note,

on with the show. On with the show, great presentation. Oh, he sucks so bad. Mr. Paul, you know. I will take any opportunity I can to just scream about how shitty time I hear this is a comedy and you do and you have and you do And we'll continue to Hey! Hey! Woo!

Yeah! In this time for us to finalize the Selling John parody song contest. But before we do that, I have to play you from Forest Shownrock. He actually did the thing that Kaya suggested he do. Or no, Doug suggested this. On the last episode, a very drunk Southern John took a phone call from a chick who he told to come over to his house and pick up wine on the way. At the 7-11, you said 7-11?

Classy broad. And Doug, from whose right goes, oh, you should get a listener to record the other side of that conversation and put that together. And so thank you very much to Forest for getting to do just that. Hold on, this is the chick I want to share.

Hey, Mercy, coming over? Stay on this phone and don't hang on for me. I can. This is the chick I want to share. Hey, Mercy, coming over? Stay on this phone and don't hang out for me. I can't. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. I'm doing a podcast. That's why I came back home. I thought you were... I thought you were going to come to the wedding. I don't know. Come on over, will you? You will make me want to smoke. You fuck my damn you care about yourself. No, no

No, since you're scab some mind come on All right, well, I think I get I got a bottle, but I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't want you. I don't believe you anymore. I don't trust you. I don't love you. I don't want you, OK?

Well, I'm on, OK, I'll text it to you. Well, you know, I'm on the air right now with this podcast that I never heard of. Don't you hang up on me. Can't you fucking shoot ass over here? Will you? um, hold on. I'm setting up for you and I'm fucking rose garden you can't. Hold on alright I'm sorry. I know you're wrong.

Alright I'll see you soon. I've been in my ass. Alright bring some wine I got the weed don't want. I don't need any medication. You need a fucking bat beside the head. What you gotta bring the one. All right, come on, dad. You need a fucking doctor. You need a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking soul.

Wait. All right, you know, we're talking about this. You're a pain in my ass. Nothing but... Ha, ha, ha, So well done from home You can't go wrong with angry Mel Gibson dance. They're always funny. They actually worked that in very well. Yeah So here's what we're gonna do today. John's a charmer He really is we have some new submissions some last minute submissions And then I have the songs that we decided were the best that we've already listened to.

I wanna pull at least one of the new submissions into the finals with these ones that we've already decided are great. So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna figure out what's the cream of the crop from the latest batch. A stuttering job parody, Sags. And let's see, where to start. Oh, here's what I'm gonna start.

This is called Super Chats by Jim Betts. Now, there was a Clay Mation video that goes along with this. It's in the, the dab was not gonna sub-write it. It's amazing. The song, not great, but the Clay Mation that goes along with the deserves something at least. I'm a very famous guy, but sometimes I can't pay my gas bill. I even pulled my stuff from Spotify, but Neil Young won't call me back. Those guys in DC will talk to me.

There's just one thing I need. It's the Super Chat. Super Chat. I'm super meeting. Super Chat. Super Chat. I'm freaking pleading. Super Chat. Chat, chats, chats. So you gotta see this because there's a roach playing the bass. The roach is playing the bass part. And he's standing there in front of like a city and then his green screen falls down.

It's all claymation and it's so well done. Obviously this person doesn't have extra teeth and audio out of thing, but the, yeah, someone just posted it in the discord. If I don't want to check that out, I can very well done, sir. I enjoyed that quite a bit. All right, here is, so there's this guy,

Mertle Manez, maybe you know who he is. He's kind of a weirdo, but he did pick a good song for this. Now, this is coming off of a 78, so you're gonna hear a little bit of record static and stuff like that. He's got a bear with it here. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Wow. Alright, here's a quick one from Paul Klassen that I enjoyed. Just be careful who you get medical advice from people. Yes, that was Dr. Steven, what that's the other. It's four o'clock, I just woke up and threw a pick-wink-pump. After some pines get in the fight, I will fuck you up.

I'm talking about my kid. My daughter, that became my son. It's because of this. I drink cool light for hydration. That's sweet. It's so good jokes are there. That was very well done. All right, this is one, I believe this is an R.E.M. song

that we're doing. This came in from Debt Left. This one goes out to the Pickwick pub. This one goes out to retired Spanish teachers by wine at 7.11 Simple thoughts that you find my mind This one goes out to the pick-wicks pub Quick pub. Coslite! Yeah! Ha ha ha ha!

Yeah! Ha ha ha! Coslite! Too so much. My badge! Supercharge! Yeah. Superchance. Superchance. Energy. Oh my God. Be here on the balcony. When the chorus of a song is one word, it's hard to make a good parody. Yeah. But I give him credit for trying it.

Yeah. That was fun. All right. I have two that came in from Dylan Vance. And they're both fantastic in my opinion. Here's a... Shut up and donate to me. I am a real love and the size of an elephant and I smell of shit.

So shut up and donate to me, broads are repulsed and afraid of me. So shut up and donate to me. I only ever casually drink, ignore all the big cans in my sink. My doctor says I'm on the brink. A major liver failure, but I still gotta tell ya, I talk to Jay. He says he don't remember, he don't remember me. I am a major lush, don't know how to use a toothbrush. My toilet needs a flush, so shut up and donate to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You worked in the unflushed toilet reference. Have you heard that one or the song? Very good.

And this one, I have to say, same guy, even better. With a soundside of Kanuga, is the grossest part of town? Follow the beer can trail and the real bad smell and the toenails that aren't brown. You'll find bad, bad, bad breath John. His breath smells like a fat chick's thong, better than milk in the sun. He's got hand-roids between his buns. Whoo! That was fucking good.

Yeah, so I say it by hearted. Well, I good job, but very good. Brian DuWald was sending in a few different songs for us. This is based on easy ease, boys in the hood. Hey, Carl, remember that stupid shit John did back in the day? It's fucking retarded.

Yeah, that crazy shit. Hey, John, why don't you put down that beer and come over here and drop a verse for Carl? Yeah, baby. We'll go play at about two. Just start ahead to be at the big quick soon. I consider jerking off to start my day but I better say the batch in case I get laid.

Jumped in my ride to go see the ladies to the big quick in my 10 year old Mercedes. Pulled in a lot, radio bumping bumping just as I thought the broad game running Pulled up a stool ordered me a pint my ass settled in for a truck in night a few points in I make my mood Have I told you lately that I love you and to my surprise she wasn't even. She leaned over and whispered something like this. I can see a girl if you got some cash. Let's jump in your Mercedes and get home fast. Retro the Bluetooth to help my libido.

Fuck me, they got stolen in Reno. She's getting pissed. What can I do? I'm not even hard for a minute or two. Pulled up my pants and said, oh, bother. This core is in the fridge. Let's have another. Because the beers in the fridge are always cold.

Talking that shit, my stories never get old. No, we're nothing in life, but a beer in my hand. That pour me another pint. You fucking sick of him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, so it took a little while to get there, but about an offer. The beers and the fridge are always cold. Yes. Alright, this is the last one from the new batch. This one came in from O'Lady.

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OK. And you know what, throw Sarah in there too. There's no real fucking rules to this. Yeah, see? There's the opposite of rules to this. I have no idea how we're choosing the winner to do this. Let's add some more rules all right all right We'll play all the finals before I do that. I did get a note from our friend tab. He sent us a voicemail

Hey everyone, I'm Carl when you submit a parody song be sure to make sure it's only the chorus and the first verse don't use a long intro or multiple verse first and the first first. Don't use the long intro or multiple verse, verses or whatever. And then you proceed to make fucking two verses of TNT. A song that has the most of not justly long and boring intro of any fucking rock song of all time. Fuck you Carl. All right. You make us some good points there. The same Carl doesn't practice what he praises. That what you're saying Carl. Okay. So we got the stutterer of Dovell, which we just heard from Sarah. We got, shut up and donate to me. And then let's not forget about Johns House. This is the strong one. Welcome to Jon's house. Here's a box. I have a seat.

The Wi-Fi Pass would is Rod Regan's three. If you're hungry, there's a balloon to eat. It's not expired. That's a smell of my feet. I got chicken. I got beer. I got cans. My season cabinets full of bluetooth. I got beer. I got cans. My season cabinets full of bluetooth. I got chicken.

It's expired. I got beer. I got cans. You have a problem. I got even more beer. He's got beer. Can't chicken baloney. Hamram and a hamram and aah.

John's got OCD. That's why he's the slob. He's gross. Can't chicken bloney Hamram and dog, hamram and dog John's got OCD, that's why he's a slug Walk down my sandwich, cause I need energy Do me a favor and write me jokes for DC

I'm gonna go and take down the GQP He's such a loser But first I block and cool me Julia so he can see I've got fungus. I've got lights I've got danger I've got some jackaloon obsessed with my shaggy foot odor. I've got trolls. I mean lose Thousands of people my moles will find out your name and way you live that Solution despair gout and it's dick doesn't work. John's got eat so when his batch is wasted John goes berserk It's my squad and toenails and he's running out of friends. I bet my life on it that he wears the pens

I don't know if you saw my tweet, but you know, I did I got it with 10,000 likes and a bunch of I think a thousand are reads which I removed all my podcasts from Spotify as well and Yeah, I did because because you know what I don't I mean he's killing people Joe Rogan Just like he said he's killing people. I don't want wanna be on that network that he's gonna be out there killing people. I wasn't gonna play the whole thing and I couldn't stop and I forgot how funny that is. It's really good.

The Andy Drop is phenomenal. Yeah, it's so funny. Fits in there just right. So that one was good. Let's not forget we have this one from Rote with WITH THE BADGE. apartment might have rats. That's why they're spraying. There were glory days, but my youth has passed away. What would they say about me? When the end comes I know I was just a I just the devil and everywhere I go. Which is I think that's very fun.

Stinklines follow me. Yeah, there's some good jokes in that. I want to point out, we talked about in the bonus show a little bit. John was down in Mexico to Duke Akamari show. Now he wasn't the headloina, he was the feature act, and they were, I thought you were to say waiter. He was bus point number two. He was supposed to be at the hard rock, and then he made up some story about like permits

or something. Mexico. You know, there's such, oh yeah, there's a stingy about their permits. You know, that fucking donkey shows next door, but it's like, oh, you can't do stand up in here. You know, the donkey shows next door, but it's like, oh, you can't do stand-up but here you don't have the... We play have a certificate of occupancy. So go ahead and suck off that donkey, ma'am. So he says that the reason why you couldn't do the hard rock

is because of that. And then you have to do it up a Keeney bar instead, which someone showed a photo to you inside of this place. I have a feeling that it's self-armate tickets. And so they move to the bathroom. It's because of that. I'm not experienced with that.

You think maybe that's the case? I'm not allowed in Titty Barz anymore. Ha ha ha ha ha. All right, let's not forget Adam Thoreau's masterpiece where he got the devil or himself to sing the chorus for him. Adam Thoreau. Every room that minis in is a titty bar.

Thank you, Sir Ryan Bevras. Adam Thoreau with the first Super Chat of the day. Thanks for the $2.00. Have I told you lately? That was the head rider of the Kremel Tool took bar rows. Have I told you? I learned how to read music in second grade. You feel my heart with beers.

My mom is here. I do not go on reddit. Yes you do. Have I told you lately? My oven's broke. Have I told you late me my ovens broke Have I told you I don't want to run off the bat you know and then I have as much to kill Fat loses, but I don't really give a fuck Matthew Lewinsky thanks for the five bucks. I didn't shower today, and I smell like gas. That is true.

Have I told you late mean? You're there's energy in baloney. So that was an excellent one, and then there's also this fan favorite that we have to choose from as well. Day from Canada sent this out. Cause yeah, I really want his cause. And in the morning it's cause. And in the evening it's cause. My house is filled with bugs.

I like a chick with nice jugs. You need to send more super chats to buy more litter for my cats. My body's covered in stink. I invite my guest out for a drink. J. Leno once laughed at my joke. I think I'll have another stroke. Plenty lawsuit with POPAC. I need Viagro for my cock. Sometimes I'd stutter my words. Green screen is covered in cat-tards. Carl had better watch his back.

I got a weird growth on my sack In third grade I played the horn How it gave me some popcorn The puppet triumphs on my bit Girl says that my breath smells just like shit Have OCD kit, clean my room. Can you come help me set a bloom? Susanna getting a handy from Adam Sandler in college.

Coolers on the balcony, coolers in the cat dish, coolers in the hamper, coolours blocking my door, Cours In the trolls, they say things about my kids And I just talked, Po-Pock, and we are going to have ourselves a lawsuit. Thank you for the super chat. Alright guys, we have our work cut out for us. John Touse from Tony Muscrat, Justin Daibler, Kours from Dave, from Canada, and Thoreau's have I told you, the stutter of the bill from Sarah Dunlap and shut up and donate to

me from Dylan Vance. Those are our six finalists for consideration. Kevin, I'm gonna start with you. Yeah. What are you choosing as your top three? The top three? Yeah, give me one, two, and three. Shut up and dance with me. This number one? Yeah. Okay.

The Sarah song. Number two. Okay. And then the girl's song we just heard. Okay. Vinny's the same thing to you, my friend. What do you got? I'm gonna switch the chorus

song because here's what I like about that. Yeah, there's a lot in it. Howard Davie some pop chorus. Is the fuck is that anybody slammed into any of those. So for that I'm putting that song for his place because I think it's like really you could use that a lot because it's very funny. It's a good like opening course. Everybody knows the song. It's up here. So I'm going with that number one. Sarah musically, holy shit, that's incredible to do.

You're still number three. Shut up and dance with these numbers. Wow, okay. Yeah, interesting. Sarah, I still love you. Sarah, there might be a job for you in the J-Govs apartment. Yeah. At the creep off, I call me up. I got a similar list a job for you in the G-Ghost apartment. Yeah. I got a three-boss.

I call me up. I got a similar list. So I got the Dadler Civil number three. Shut up and donate is my number two, but my number one is Johns House. I think it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, we're missing Johns House in here. It's also very W-A-T-P specific.

You know what I mean? Yeah, so you got Stutter of Deville three. Yeah. Shut up and donate 2. So Courses didn't even make your top 3. Interesting. Okay. All right.

What do you think producer Cress? Yeah. Courses brings up the Granny's House song. But I don't know where these are at yet, but it's definitely Cours. The Jamarmalade thing and Cours 1. Yeah. Yeah. Jamar Malay thing and um, of course one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, do you want to do? Yeah, and then the Sarah,

don't like that. Stutter of, uh, Joe, of Doville. Yeah. Uh, for, for, FIGARO. FIGARO. FIGARO.

Um, wow. Okay. I'm going to go, I'm gonna go I gotta go Johns house number number one Quars number two and center of Deville three So what does all of that mean you wonder? Well, I think we gotta give it to Dave from Canada for chorus the BC boys parody but frankly, I think we got to give it to Dave from Canada for course, the BC boys parody, but

frankly, I'm really impressed with all of these. Yeah, they were so many good ones. We'll get some prizes out to everyone who finished in the top three here because these are fantastic. Thank you so much. We should do this more often. More contests. Oh, these songs.

Oh, these songs. Yeah should do this more often. More contests. Opie songs. Opie songs. Yeah. Yeah. Fan fiction. Here in my car, I could podcast all day. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. Yeah. All right, I think we could probably do that. That's great. They tell me to move. I want to lay in my car. It's $800 bucks. So I don't have to be in my car

All right apparently we have a brand new game to play how much is that doggy in the We should get set on this right away. These are good ideas By the way, I did write the song I got a silver bullet. Yeah, I just haven't recorded it yet. Oh good Yeah, but I have it all written so we'll get that put together excellent I wasn't planning on winning this contest anyway, so I did I didn't feel the deadline Anything to me later is me Oh my god, this song I haven't read yet. Can you first? It's amazing.

Alright, we got a brand new game that came in from Cardiff Electric. It's called The Catch a Dabler. Episode 1. Why don't you come in and have a seat? It's time for everyone's favorite game show Cash, a Dabler. The game is simple. I will play a clip from the great Stuttering John Melendez. And you, the contestant, will have to guess what the Dabler says next.

I'm good. Are you ready to play? So my game. Sir Cash, a Dabler. We're ready, Cardiff. And I realized that when I would drink beer, what did John say next? Here are your choices. Oh, your choices, okay.

Number one, I would need to piss. B, I would get a boner. Three, I would see double. Next, I would sleep better. Finally, I would be more hydrated. All right, contestants, it's time to lock in your answer. All right, I would just say sleep back. Yeah, that was mine too, because he's always, it's medicinal. It's medicinal.

Sleep better. Yeah, yeah, I like to share our piss. I'm going with piss too, because he's a stupid drunk. Kevin. I'm gonna say I'm gonna be more hydrated. Okay. All right, we got a variety here. Let's see.

Sir Cash, a dabbler. And I realized that when I would drink beer, I would see double. Oh, no of us got it. Be sure to come back next week to find out if you are man enough to cash a dabbler. Wow, I never felt so amass good. How does he do it?

How does he always trick us like that? It's insane though. Seriously. I don't appreciate the charade. Oh boy. Alright, we also have a who set it game. And for that, I want to bring on Vicki there. Oh my god, hello. Hello. And also Casey's going to join us on episode three.

Casey. Hello. Howdy. Are you using Vick's catchphrase now? No, I'm sorry. Howdy. She's like, we were going to go to the county fair today, but the state fair. The state fair. All right. That's too hot. We have a lot of people to just work the dirt booth. Sorry for losing Chris. I just added two more people.

He's got to give the score card right now. Go. Go. All right. Welcome to Who Set It? The official podcast game on WATP, brought to you by the Car of Electric Podcast Network. Okay, Carl and co-host.

WhoSetIt? Our first entry. WhoSetIt? When you're a celebrity, you have different standards, especially when you're a rich, popular, who said it? Patrick Michael. I'm taking Patrick Michael as well. That was my first thought. It was a phrase like Patrick Michael. Opie. I thought Opie was out of my second. What do you get? What do you think, Beck? I'm going Opie. Casey.

Good Michael. Patrick Michael, all right. Let's find out. It's gonna be none of these things. But what you gonna say? Where'd he go? Oh, Kevin, where'd you go? Oh, yeah. I think it's an O.P. thing. Yeah.

I put something in front of the window that had your video on it, and I forgot you were there. Ha, ha, ha. Okay. Thanks for noticing him. Ha, ha, here we go. One, two, three. When you're a celebrity, you have different

patterns. Especially when you're a rich popular. Got one past it. Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of experience. He really, this is to it. It's calling himself a celebrity. Probably. I'm throwing everyone at this is to it. It's calling himself a celebrity probably I'm throwing everyone at this game to try to get someone to get a correct answer We can't get a single person they got a correct answer Do I need to call Jennifer the jingles apartment down here to get her play in this To get her out of the cage Maybe an episode 400 we'll solve Maybe I'm so 400 will celebrate My dad's death

Was one of the best things that happened to me Who said it? Oh God I gonna go Jerry bad feelings. I was feeling the same way. I was feeling that's a Jerry Banned Feet kind of lie. Yeah, OP. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna OP. I'm gonna OP. Shit, you're right. Kevin?

Yeah, OP. Sounds right. Yeah, OP does sound right. Vic. Tom Myers. Okay, good. I like that. Good choice.

No, Tom is dead to his father. That's the opposite. See, opposite. No, Tom is dead to his father. That's the See how I said. Yeah, okay, see what he got Does open a dead issue a little bit. He's had him All right, I'm gonna be then I don't I don't want to spoil anything But open was out in show recently explaining he doesn't know whether or not his mom is still alive He has no idea. He had a whole thing about it. Wow And this is a guy who has like what six siblings

Don't you think if your mom passed away someone would like text you or something? I don't know. That's your opi Yeah, well, we got time to fucking drag it out just because mom died Not really a big deal. We just let him know after the services Let's see who said it after the services. Yeah, that's right. I don't see how. Oh, you did a big mess. That's right. All right, let's see. Let's see who's at it. One, two, three.

My dad's death was one of the best things that happened to me. For the next century. Jerry Bedfield for the wins. So this, the brain trust that makes up the creep off. Got a point. That's right So Vinnie and I both have a point correct. All right. Let's keep everyone else is losing. That's right Casey your loser Neil Armstrong said when he was on the edge of the crater that he saw moon bases and stuff Who said it's Jerry's Jerry Bannfield.

It has to be Jerry Bannfield. I'm going to throw a Patrick Michael in there just. Okay. I don't know why I just got a flash of Opie saying that. I don't know why. Okay, I'm going with the Opster. Kevin? Stunt Joe.

Stunt Joe. Okay. Vic? I'll go Opie. If it was Stunt Joe,unt Joe okay Vic I'll go Opie if it was stun show you would have said Louis Armstrong when he was off the moon The moon bases Okay, so he got I'm sure I feel sure I feel all right. Let's find out I feel all right, let's find out The alarm strong said when he was on the edge of the crater that he saw Who had opi me and

Wow, okay, we got a game here people got a game our next entry Who said There is chest hair. There is the smell of must and must Who said it Going bad field I'm gonna go petty sea cups Must and must sounds like something that would come out of the devil is now. Okay, Stuttering John. Hey Jerry badfield. Okay, Kevin Yeah, Stuttering John What did I say in field what did I say? All right, thank you. What do you say back?

Jerry B. And field 100% okay and Casey I'm going patty sea cobs. Okay. I feel like this is from some like true crime or ghost story thing. Sounds like that. One, two, three. There's chest hair. There is. The smell of must and must What the hell? Are Nick? Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh. Now that we got two. All right.

Let's go in that with the scarf. Any car with two, Vic and Casey with one. Okay. Let's keep her going. It's then true. Who said? These are the kind of people That turn on you when they become famous

Who said it more famous talk, so I'm gonna go set her in John Opie, oh it is I'm taking it. Oh, he's so Opie as well, I'm gonna lose a point here. Yeah, I'm going O be OP. Okay, everyone's gonna be I got settering John This would be amazing. Yeah, you might take the lead These are the kind of people I know it's weird. Oh, finally one not used to this. Oh, there's lots more Who said I Get thrilled when I hear stories about dog shit.

Who said it? This is like a cheeseburger theory crush. I'm gonna go with Patrick Michael on this one. That does sound like petty. I don't know, it sounds like OP talking about stories with his neighbors. Yeah, OP. It could be.

Calvin? Yeah. You going up? could be. Opie. Kevin. Yeah. You going up? Yeah. I think so. Vic.

Patrick, my, Michael. Come on, tits. Come on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Casey's got Opie as well.

All right. Yes. Opie. I. Hold it. One, two. Who did I say again? Patrick Patrick Mike? Thank you Well, I say mine that I was there Three I get thrilled when I hear stories about dog shit Didn't expect that out of time Myers. Yeah, if only his audience is gonna be so thrilled to hear dog shit

Fuck that guy. Yeah, there wasn't enough words involved. Yeah, that was way too short Just about big enough for a kid to contort himself into Who said it Patrick Michael that's a Patrick Michael word. Contort to your bandfield. Jerry bandfield, 100% Jerry. Tom Myers. Patrick Michael. Yeah, I agree. C Cups. Cacups. I'm going Seacups. Seacups for the block.

All right. Producer Chris has everything locked in on the board. Your edges are locked in. One, two, three. Just about big enough for a kid to contort himself into. Patrick Michael. Very good. Very good. Very good.

I was trying to get my friends close. I went along with you on that one. Yeah. Carl's got you by one. I don't know. I'm going to be over yet. We may know we are still more to play. Extent true.

Who said it? You have a better chance of getting a blow job. Who said it? Tom Myers. Yeah. Tom Mars always goes to the blow job jokes. Yeah. uttering John. You need a blow job transplant. You're going Tom Myers. Yeah. Tom Myers. Opie. right. Priscilla, you guys says OP, Kevin? Uh, you know, how do you see cups, why not? Sure, there you go. You gotta, you gotta try to get some points here. Get on the board. Yeah.

Vic. Banfield. Has she said banfield every time? No. No, not every time. I'm one with OP once. Okay. Casey. I'm going, settling, John. Okay. Let's find out who said it. You have a better chance of getting a blowjob. Yes. Thank you. I am crushing it today.

Hey, you guys letting me win. Wait, that sounded like Banfield. That was Tom Myers. That was definitely Tom Myers. Okay. Yeah, I guess it was. Don't tell him I was letting him win. And we talked about this for a while. So you have a better chance of getting a blow job. Okay, that's Tom. Our next entry.

Then a gig at a comedy club. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha That'll last! Who said it? And it became very very obvious that Vic was done. Who said it? Opie. Opie. Vic, what's your husband's name? I'm Mr. Vic. Mr. Vic.

Of course. Uh... Gavin, what do you think? At that's Opie too. Oh wow. Yeah same. Dr. Steve is saying it's Patrick Michael doing a true crime story. He might be right about that. I got to keep my first answer though. Yeah, I'm still going Opie. You're going Opie, Vicki went Opie too?

Yeah, I'll go Opie. All right. Cross the. Uh-oh. You know I said I'll be that Yeah one two three It became very very obvious and uh Vic was done. I got a point. I mean to do it later. Yeah. That's actually a point against Cardiff Luch if we all get it right. Dude That's actually a point against Cardiff Luch if we all get it right Then that means he failed on that one. That's right That's all for this week

Six to five What a game huh Carl almost ran the board there. It was very competitive. Very competitive game. I definitely say that. All right, only when you selected pat patty sea cups that you failed. Fucking Patrick Mike, as always, you're bad lucker. Seriously, guys, what do we do today? We talked about fat lip podcast, planet Maynard gave us a congratulations on 300 episodes. Sarah Silverman's hilarious.

As always, the morning toast girls were great. Kevin brought back Jamar Jones with his new song. He needs to work on the hook a little bit, but I mean, I could say, I got it. Vinnie shockingly brought Tom Myers. We concluded the just swirr. We could clear the Stuttering John parody song contest. We played a couple new games. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show.

This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode. That's right. 301, we're going to continue doing where these podcasts. It's not ending today for a short reason. Amazing.

Here's a clip from the podcast. God damn it. Here's a clip of the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week on WATP. Raise your glass of beer in the air and sing along with me. the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week on WATP. How are you doing today? At its station one, on the mixing board, on the wheels of... What are those? Those are more like tires. Yes, they are, and they provide excellent traction. How is everybody doing today?

Don't answer, we can't hear you, and we don't care. Should we tell them about our adventures in the Valley of Moves? Nope. If they missed it, they can read the book. This is a podcast called the CGR podcast featuring turbo volcano. This came in from co-op Degra in the discord. We look very upset about this. What the fuck? How does Kroge look calmer than me right now?

Wow, is that not garbage? I'm joking right now. Yeah, so that should be a fun one. Next week, when we get back to doing the regular show format, fucking nerds. What the fuck was that? We'll find, we gotta find out next week, guys, why it's called a teaser?

See, this shit works, man. No, I'm not excited at all. I know a tease people. I hope Cardiff has this guy at his show to be two people with voice modulators. Oh, why are you going on the show? Oh, why am I going on the show? I don't know why I'm on your show, Cardiff.

I'm so glad to be here. I'm talking about the time I was attached by moon velociraptors. Kevin, I want to thank you so much for coming on and doing the show with us. It's been good to see you again. It's been a little while. Anything you want to pull on my friend? Nope. Nothing.

Nothing to promote. Vinnie Paulino, thank you so much for coming over and doing episode 300 with us. Oh, it's been a pleasure. Thank you. Even though you've seen a lot of me this week. We did a bonus episode yesterday. Is that what you like to plug? Yes.

We even though we made it to 500 patrons, you could check out the creepoff at patreon.com or just listen to the episodes at the creepoff. Could 500 people be wrong? Don't answer that. Don't answer that. Not even a little bit. Don't answer that.

All of them. Pressure stone. That's correct. So yeah, we're gonna to do the roast of Carl and Vinnie, which we're going to do live in the comedy club here in Rochester, but we'll also have it recording. I will put it out as a podcast. Oh, yes. Yes. You'll be able to hear it. We thank everybody who helped make it happen. I hear the Casey's going to come to that. Yes, I am. Casey's going to come up for the roast. I just come to that too.

Mixed going to come as well. This is nice. You're absolutely. Well, that's half of my jokes right there. Sweet. This is easy. Perfect. Cros, anything that you want to promote, my friend? Yes, I'm gonna be on the subreddit later.

I hope you all come join me. My screen name is Rory. Rory. Rory. Rory. Chicken ketchup. Rory. I like to talk about Ash Wednesday.

Pretty surprised, anything you want to promote, my friend. No, I'm good. Alright, well please, join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out what's the for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show these clothes right now.

Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. In a news. From the Hawaii's podcast Facebook group, Josh posts a stuttering John Tweet replying to Jack Pasovic. Shut the fuck up, Jack.

You're nothing but a potent loving sick effect. Quips, Josh. Stutto, bringing out his signature insult. I'm guessing he just learned this word recently. Marvin writes, wish he called him a pedophile instead. Brian points out, he edited fuck, because he's classy. Leo asks, who are the 50 dipshits liking that? Kyle posts some pics of ash from the fat lip and writes,

I let loose an audible scream in my car when I saw the size of the land beast. Jesus fucking Christ! And Carl, if you're reading this, funniest episode in months! Great job buddy! Jason says, Fat Arthur is the funniest thing I've heard this year.

Dick has his work cut out for him with the fat watch this week. Tim notes, she really let herself go in the past few years. And over at YouTube, Nick also comments on Ash. Her logic is fascinating. If she poofed into a skinny girl tomorrow, she would talk about how it's the best thing that ever happened to her and how she was on the verge of death.

They all do. Nate is supportive. You have to do more. This is better than John and Opie combined. Sir Ron warns us. You've started with the Ron podcast. She will eat your show alive. James Riff's, this episode was a real home run, or maybe should I say... Fridgewalk. Mike offers, wow, a quarter ton and a no at all. I bet she's fun to be around, and rounding it out with our pals at Reddit, Gabe Enns

Harry Cunt asks, is it me or does that host of the fat cast sound like Vic with an extra hundred pounds on her? TSP photo opines, this was the funniest episode I've heard. Who knew fat jokes could hit this hard? Thought Kicker replies, everybody. Except Fat people. Fix it for O3, please. As someone who listens to W-A-T-P at the gym,

please make this woman a regular segment. I've never worked out harder. Heat-Skeet confesses, I would have found Carl's unrestrained giggling obnoxious in this episode. If I wasn't doing the exact same thing, well done, you club-footed chucklehead, and Muppet Mix plays us out with.

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All right, who wants to get a Tell you about the fat beast that chased me around the moods of your ain't it? Well Carl you haven't gotten a new review since February 15. What the fuck are you talking about? On iTunes? I don't see that. I didn't know many. You're silly goofy today. Oh no. This is why we have two review girls. In case one fucks up.

Cause one has it. Cause one has internet. What are you going to? She ran out of hours at AOL. All right, Vic, what do you got for us? All right, I got one called terrible from Chell Bell. She says the host Carla is only there to steer the ship. They constantly mock starring John Melendez,

who's a rising star in the stand-up comedian circuit. Complete, drivel, hard pass. Very well done. Thank you for that. Five star review. Absolutely. It is. Nice. This next one is dear Carl from Modi Mac. She says, hey, baby daddy,

please send the child support you're behind. And Carl Jr. needs formula and diapers. I won't be ignored Carl. I guess I started hiding the numbers on patriots. That's the problem right there. I got more reviews. I found them. Okay.

See. That was the motivation she needed. It's amazing. At least we don't hear the modem in the background this time. That was a fun. That was a five star bit. Yeah, you don't have to climb to the top of the pole. They don't have to hand crank it anymore.

All right, I've got one. Okay. Dearest Carl, by a pissing post, you gave me her bees bees. Alright, I told her not to put that on our reviews. I told her I'd take care of that privately. I went her her bees. I was sharing with the class. Alright. That's a five star review despite the her bees.

Yep, that's good. So does her bees in hilarious? One more, I guess. Sure. Yep, that's good Sometimes her piece of hilarious One more I guess Okay, this show is total horse That's it okay great great review horse horses are great That's our great that's five star. Yeah, that's a five star. All right Chicken just made that one up. It sounds like yeah.

No, I'm not smart enough to make something like that up. She's not smart enough. She's really, really. It could be said that I can't do that. Oh, by the way, Carl, on iTunes, you have four more one star reviews than you do five star reviews. Wow.

Do you know what the ratio used to be on that? That's fucking impressive. I have to say you're almost into the black. Do you know what the total number of reviews are on there? Probably. Uh, 2500 53. Okay. So that means we have like 1300 one-star reviews. Yeah, you are a polarizing motherfucker. Fucking awesome. We only pissed off 300 podcasts at this point. You get there's 1300 one-star reviews. All right. Can I just pay my back for a fucking one-second guys? Come on. No. All right. Any other reviews, Beck, that you wanted to read? No, the other was we're boring and just kind of

said good job, Carl, but I don't think you deserve that. Okay. Amazing. She knows how to edit boring, unbelievable, un-fucking-believeable. Listen to some voicemails starting off with band practice guy called in the show. Hey there, Carl. This is band practice guy and this is how I talk. Band practice. This is band practice guy and this is how I talk band practice I was just wondering if the isotopes would ever challenge animal crawsley to a battle of the bands Go fuck yourself

Vicks hits a rule. I'm game. Yeah, I'm a I would do that I think that'd be a fun concert actually. I think VIXX Tetts could beat both of our acts though unfortunately. Well, so I want to find out. Yeah, I want to find out. That's why you play the game. That's right. Carl, I am a West Coastalster. My ass is going down to pick, Rick. Up this week, I am going to go take on Stuttering John. I'm going to go take on Stuttering John I'm gonna go Biscuits last break boom Check him one I'm gonna fuck him Oh yeah, I'm gonna go over there

I'm gonna fuck John Carl Keep your eyes peeled over his tuck Yes, one day you're gonna You're gonna get fucked It's from me When you're listeners Fucking John The public's pants I'm gonna eat

Is asking a fuck is bud Wow Alright So listen to the one skulls You want to use the When you're listeners fucking John the polls pants I'm gonna eat is asking a fucking bud All right So the west coast you want to eat some of your jazz ass that was slightly suggestive All right, all right, this is our friend Paco what my favorite colors right now calling into the show show. Well, it's Taco and I got so

part of this next story. You're fucking weird on man. Yeah, stop promoting that weirdo shit, man. It's just like a weirdo dude. You know what I'm saying? Yes. I'm about to be that weirdo. So I'm saying, God,

all right, come on. Yeah. Kurt. People think Ernie was a weirdo out of the lie. Paco called in. Paco called in like four or five times and each time People think gurney was a weirdo out of the why. Paco called in, like four or five times and each time the quality was worse

than the time previously. Can you like grab your friends phone or something? I was more under water this time. Can you borrow a phone from a white guy and call it on that? Sometimes not on T-Mobile. Climb out of the well before you dial. All right. Oh, this is someone telling me how awesome I am, so that always gets played, of course.

Hey, Carly Pooh. I just want to say, good job on the editing for that newest fat lift episode, at the podcast episode, because I remember that I saw her the live show in the technical difficult piece where fucked up. So good job buddy. It's so funny that you bring Doug on to review the fat chicks podcast. I don't know what you're trying to say but he's not a fat chick. He's a fat man.

All right. He's got big strong man muscles. I've seen him on his Patreon, which is who's right at patreon.com. This is actually an ad for them. Ha ha! Damn it. He got me with the couple. Your old hubris was your dowelfall car. I want to point out that when this is by the way the Howard Stern showed out with these calls. Oh, Carl, you're so great. It's so wonderful. I just love the show. I want to point out that what is this by the way the Howard Stern showed out with these calls? Oh, huh Carl You're so great. It's so wonderful. I just love the show. I want to point out the technical problems we had last week We're over discord with Doug from whose right fucking Kaya was going in there muting Doug

I'm just a fuck with I love Kas so much. He's a really good Kayan. What do you like about Kayas? Guys, that's what he thinks. He's hysterical. The prick. You know what's how to present a creep properly? He's a great guy. Now, Kayan, I actually- What are you trying to say? Kayan just did a bonus show.

We really broke down the Mr. Medicare versus Ralph video and Kay did a fantastic job. Sent me a gigabyte worth of video. I'm gonna give you a little versus Ralph video and kind of a fantastic job sent me Gigabyte worth of videos for us to to look at but that was a lot of fun worth checking out on our patreon I isn't the discord right now. I know he is and I asked him if he wanted to come on the show Before the show started and he was very reluctant so I'm just gonna have Kevin do Kai his voice

That's even better. Yeah, Kai. Kai would you think of that bonus show we did together I think it was great man you're like sounds so clear now thank you all those tricks sounds Thank you. All those future exosys. It's that bull. Oh, an egg curl or whatever in turn is listening to this thing guy a minute ago. Do you think these fat people have regular size but genus? So when they have sex with a regular size person build them up just the same or do they have really giant but genus so they need a really giant penis on the guy, at least if it's a girl.

I don't know, maybe I'm a weirdo or something like that, but I've kind of been thinking about this, like, hmm, do they use like tree trunks as vibrators, or do they just like regular guys that can build them up the same. And then their legs crush the poor guy as he's trying to get it out of there. I don't know. It's crazy. I'm just saying to obese women have large vaginas. The world will never know. I don't know. It's just Vinnie. You can't find them. I would know about the fact girls with genus. Thanks. Of course, that just Steve waited immediately. He's like, actually, the vagina.

The same size. I don't think that's true. I'm pretty sure you could take like ash and like bring her to the zoo and just use her to collect elephant seabed. Just put her in the crate just later out there and they just just come there. Could be cavernous. Cavernous. John. Hello, hello, hello. Is that you, Ash's husband? Are you in there? Oh, speaking of Kaya, this is someone who is a fan of the official podcast. Hey, Carl, two things. I'm sorry, I let you know about the Jerry Bandsfield news too late. Tonight, I was going to let you know. I was just too high. Um, second,

I decided it was finally time to buy your Patreon. I canceled my official podcast one a little while ago. They kind of suck now. Yeah, I got a bike heart. I bought yours that told me she was a cow just like you would want. And I could say episode 88 was pretty surprising. You guys did not go hard on my dumb bitch Melissa. She just fucking flipped out for no fucking reason. Anyway, cars celebrate it. Anyway, Carl, have a nice day. Bye. Yes. Whoa, whoa. Yes, cancel your official podcast, Patreon, and give that money to our...

Did I creep off? The creep off, and you're on this podcast. Although I came from both the creep off, I don't make any money off of that until I fucking win. What is that gonna happen? I don't know, you better do the show. I'm pretty sure he'm gonna lose this one. He's gonna get drunk every week, yeah.

But I lost money because you picked Trump. There was a guy who canceled our super, our, what is it, Cal? Super cast. I can't say the word super anything after without, you know, I, I was like, super jazz. Super cast. We gave him, he canceled, he said the reason was

that Vinny brought Trump as his biggest crazy. Oh my God. Oh my God. He sent me an email too.ity brought Trump is his biggest crazy. Oh my god. Oh my god He sent me an email too. Yeah, and I gave him a very nice response. I was polite very upset There's nobody's off limits. It's fucking fun. It's all it's all fun people. It's just fun Don't take it seriously the creep off is not changing the world Or is it no, it's not a serious podcast at all or is it? Not even a little.

Yeah, absolutely. But you're the second part of that fucking stutter in John's song. You're just you've tried big time and it caught songs off not giving all the ass. You're just, you're really really stripped of bed. Your hosting abilities are fucking really just starting to lack their pal I guess I got to do more music specials to prove better You're right. You're right. I know it's true All right, this is a fat guy

Right here this morning. I woke up feeling bad because Ethan Ralph says that he's 264 pounds and that would mean that I'm the same weight as Ethan Ralph. But then you did a podcast about some fat chick who's like 500 plus pounds. So I feel great because at least I'm not that toned. That is the secret to self-esteem. Just look at someone more pathetic or awful than you

and realize how good you have it. Yeah, yeah, that doesn't work pretty well. And I also, I'll show you. I'm gonna come on this podcast. See what you did there. Also, I'll show this guy up even more. Ethan Rolf weighs 264.5 pounds. Oh.

As he, uh, is it like five foot two or something? Something like that. Yeah. That's a round gentleman. Yeah, he's very round. I believe he expressed it as a roadtun. And I would know. I'm an expert.

All right. This is a long one. Let's see. Maybe we'll punch out. I don't know. Hey, Carl. I'm a big fan. I'm the guy who does the Obama voice. Oh, and 300 episodes. Wow, crazy. I know that you're going to be choosing a winner for the Stutt Joe song contest. You can edit this part out if you want, but I was just going to think that I actually started writing with a few weeks ago before he had that broad-who-bang that Tommy Leon and was in the cherry-pie thing. So anyways, this is the one that Warren Cherry had. Chocolate cherry white. Okay, because he wipes his hem right so Buddy filthy rotten

apartment Chocolate cherry white got hemorrhoids from beer can chicken and my clothes light stash Take a blue tooth or a picnic lens who needs a full batch chocolate cherry white Drinking on the balcony drink it on the cam, throwing a hundred recent mistaken soupa chats. Can't get on celebrity tenders so I can't swipe right, but if you want to come over, gotta bring your own wine. Need a fresh beer after every sink. It's called OCD.

That's why I smell like a pig. Laszots coming down the pipe for every loser. The dohtod, health box, and pretty soon the army major. I sweat, I dabble. People know I say, I'm going to be a little bit more careful every loser. The dough Todd health box and pretty soon the army major. I sweat my dabble. People know I say, God be. I can't close a deal with

Christy or at least a throw a thing or talk. We want God ham right from beer pan chicken and my clothes light stash. Take a blue to for a pick with pleasure. he's a full batch topitary wide. Thank you. Sick with Obama. Really tearing down the fourth wall.

I thought that really was. Oh, Bob, I can't get to our show. Is this that guy? It's not as exciting as I thought it was. Obama's way cooler than I thought. I thought it was a big deal. Could you call it as Reagan reading those lyrics? And my core is light stash. Sweet cherry wine.

I call this is hard to check. I just want to wish you happy 300 episodes. See you at the corner of the news. So I called in and then the same phone number was also attached to this person who called add Hello Carl, this is a announcement for the ICCO. I just wanted to wish you a happy 300 episodes. 311 members almost as high as Vinnie's cholesterol. I know. More voicemail. 311 that number's almost as high as Vinnie's cholesterol. I know. More voicemail.

Wow, the ice doesn't now. It just gave that a. And. Hit the car. He doesn't know how to really do it. And our musical guest. Who must stay? That's how you get a whole. Oh no. And our musical guest, Huba Stank. That's how you get a hit.

Pee we have. And musical guest, Huba Stank. Now Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. A cartoon by Robert Schmigel. I'm a Southwatching Asadal in 1993. Against anyone's order. I did.

James Smith in the front. No, he's still there. Okay, the same number called back in again with another abrasion. Amazing. There's a podcast hitman. and this is how I talk. Subcarg, happy 300 episodes. Haven't heard of you in a while.

So hang out more. There's once the silly police stuff blows over. You come over to my place, hang out my basement, have a barbecue. Be a lot of fun. All right, call me back. Sounds good. Amen. Who wants to go with me?

He's a good egg. And All right, call me back. Sounds good. I'm in. Who wants to go with me? He's a good egg. And, no, thank you. It's a good friend. Murder. Oh, right. That's right. He killed a murderer. He killed that person he was loving with.

Ah, shit. You know, guy makes one mistake. Yeah, you're better than the worst thing you ever did. Correct. Yeah, don't just do it on their worst day. I think the first mistake was the murder. Okay. The second mistake was the leaving the body

for like seven and a half months. What about, and the third mistake? The third mistake. Was that one of the mistakes? No. No. Okay. Even a broken clock carl.

But what I'm saying is the third mistake was trying to cut her up into pieces to take her out piece by piece because he was a fat piece of shit. And then he did two lazy different things. He got real lazy with that job. He's like, this is gonna take forever. Yeah, I'll do it next year.

That's three mistakes. That's coming up, by the way, his next court appearance is March 1st. Oh boy, I'll put it on my calendar. All right, this is the last voice Valley out here. Hey, Carl, congratulations on 300 episodes. You know, the only thing I love more than W-A-T-P, last voice Valley out there. Hey Carl, congratulations on 300 episodes. You know, the only thing I love more than WATP. Wet hand jobs.

Very good callbacks, Eric. Thank you. That is my catchphrase. It's a great one. You should put that out of shirt. The only thing I like more than this shirt. Wet hand jobs. I think Opi's already got that. Opi Radio.com. Otherwise, I had jobs. I think Opus already got that open radio deck out otherwise I would definitely

get you get your canceled shirt. Yeah, it's your shirt. Is the cancel shirt still up there that you designed? I think it is. It's right under the hashtag Reweezing shirt. Amazing. I had the Vickas Dad shirt on our site for a while. I got a lot of views.

No, I never purchased it. I didn't sell a lot of Vick is dead t-shirts. Damn it. I know. I wasn't able to capitalize on Obi's front's dying. Because everyone was so disappointed when they found out it was a joke. Wow, it's Vick had me. Oh, it's a Vick had me.

Oh. Vick, you really want to come to Rochester, aren't you? Yeah, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm, not really. I just work here lucky. I just work here Casey, thank you so much for not going to the state fair and spending some time with us here today. Yeah, so glad I did this. Thank you for your service, Vic. Oh, thank you for your tits, Casey.

Anytime. Keeps me going every day. Oh Oh man, I'm glad I can help. You got to know what you're fighting for. I'm going to sign off. You guys just talking about those tips for a while. I'll just let this record. I love these podcasts. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh, that was a great episode. That was really great. Guess what the episodes oh That was a great episode that was really great. I got it go goodbye

Goodbye Imagine if you'd actually gone in the water like Ontario. How bad that would have been for your house If you'd gone through with that like you're supposed to listen, there's always next year man They do it every year. It's fine. Wait a minute, did you not do it? That's what I'm hearing. Are you fucking out of your mind? I have some drone footage, but I couldn't really be sure.

Yeah, I couldn't be sure either. A lot of guys are wearing that shirt. A lot of grown-up that would just like be a band-aid girl up. Could have been anyone. A lot of grown-up that were dressed like band-pants to go up. Could have been anyone.