Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep301 - CGR Podcast featuring Turbo Volcano

Episode Date: March 6, 2022

According to CGR host Mark Bussler's own wiki page, he's no longer active. I guess they don't know that the podcast is back and Mark's using it to promote bad music and books containing his drawings from high school. You just can't keep this creative force down.  Trucker Andy joins us to determine just how lonely this man must be even when he's hanging out with all of his toys. Then Chrissie Mayr joins us to talk about the latest Beer on the Balcony, getting burgled, and Michael Gavin Ali attempting to get a three-way going with her and her boyfriend. After that it's on to Eric Zane with Hal Sparks, Bryan Johnson on TESD giving us a shoutout, and Opie meeting a fan. https://www.chrissiemayr.com/  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This was a suggestion from co-op Degra in the Discord, A&I, both listened separately. We have not discussed it beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Mark Bussler. And it's interesting. This was a show that was around back in 2018. Okay. And then it took like a three year hiatus,

and then he realized that he still had the feed up, and he started making new episodes recently. Yeah, it was strange. When I looked at the history of the show, how few episodes there were, and how long in between. So this guy is one of the first internet celebrity guys who made videos. It's a classic game room

Okay, actually the guy let me read to you the person who suggested this what they wrote I present to you this podcast by former YouTube channel known as classic game room This guy is tried to reinvent the channel multiple times and has completely Scored his audience by acting like a bitter old man against YouTube and his fans He attempted to make an Amazon show which was basically a cringy 20 minute one version of his YouTube videos, which had already been hemorrhaging views. In early YouTube success, that now nearly three years after actually making anything game related on YouTube just bitches about live streamers and extremist content, he makes

the same unfunny jokes constantly. Now I went back to 2018 when he was doing this hilarious thing where he and that remember this is an adult. This guy is older than us. Yeah, yeah. This is an adult. This is a scripted show that he puts on and he's playing both characters on it. This is embarrassing. This show has been brought to you by Lord Carnage Mercenary Services, LLC. If you have a shilling, we do the killing. We'll also take checks and money orders and COD. The last person paid us in Nichols and that person died. Accidentally, it wasn't my fault. He was pushed out of the airlock by me, but you know, you're so easy to get along with hilarious.

Really good stuff, guys. He died accidentally by me when I pushed him to kill him. Got it? Pretty good joke. I got this guy. I mean, I will say I wish I could explain the context. There is no context. It just starts, it just goes.

It's diarrhea the mouth. Yeah. And I'll say one thing up front. Yeah. Very articulate guy. Not a lot of a- Oh, it's in blah, blah, blah. He knows what he wants to say.

Sure. And he's gonna talk about it, whether you want him to or not. Well, he started this show in 1999. He's been doing this a very long time. Now, what I'm playing for you is Lord Carnage Radio Drama, where he's playing Lord Carnage and Lord Carnage's computer. Let me, let's hear some more of these jokes that this guy wrote.

When you look up on Cooth in the dictionary, there's a picture of you. I don't know what that means. And it doesn't matter. What are we going to talk about today? Which adventure shall we Tell truthfully without over-embellishing it Stop using big words on my show So it's like he's just trying to like shoe-horn in jokes every fucking two seconds and never goes anywhere

Yeah, none of it makes any sense and you wanted to pick up on from the show. Well, since we're starting with that, well, I'm gonna jump to the end of my clips because he's got, he seems like he finds these toys, he finds these things, he focuses all his attention on pressing all the buttons on all the things. So let's listen to a guy learn how to use GarageBand in clip 15. He's just trying to guy learn how to use GarageBand and clip 15.

He's just trying to figure out how a drum machine works and he's going to make you listen to it in real time. And it's really fun. Thus allowing me to just get creative and obviously pretty silly with things. So this one that you're listening to is just a simple drum track and drum tracks are dime it doesn't. They're fairly simple to create, but that's why I'm starting with drum tracks and it's just learning the tools where you drop all the audio files onto a timeline and then it ends up sounding like this

My music special socks you're supposed to learn how to use this shit before you bring it to your show Okay, and now in clip 16 this is a guy He introduces a clap track into it and starts clapping along to the metronome to clap track out of rhythm. Listen to it for the end where he's out of time. We'll put the high heads on the track, line them all up. There we go. Old-school beastie boys. And we'll throw in some bass. I'm not sure if you can hear that.

That sounds like shit. Let's tear it up. There's some claps. It was... Ha ha ha. Here. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

Good job. Why do not I need to be involved in this? It's really a bizarre show and I'll play you where he picked it back up. So this is going back to November of 2021 where he realized that he still has this podcast. Mm-hmm. The Lord Carnage Radio drama, it just,

it just sounds better. Actually, I forgot all about it. I gave it a quick relic. And I like the death clamps. I missed doing the Edit Station One voice. That was really fun. The shame that didn't work, but you know nothing worked. This guy's love one for you.

This guy loves to tell you how much he likes what he's done. Oh my gosh. This reminded me very much of, do you remember we did that podcast where the guy met Farley his Published more songs Yeah, and he also makes movies and stuff and his podcast was just talking about all the projects he's into and all the stuff that he's doing That's what this guy does to Vinnie Vinnie. Yeah, that's all this guy does too is he just talks about all the cool shit that he's up to

That's all this guy does too is he just talks about all the cool shit that he's up to Now that this guy's learned all of the features and everything on on garage band of course He's gonna bring a real toe-tapper to the table, right? Clip 17. I'm tripping a tie pod. I'm tripping a tie pod. I'm tripping a tie pod. I'm tripping a tie pod. I'm tripping a tie pod. I'm tripping a tie pod. I'm tripping a tie pod.

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This guy creates so much different shit. And the only thing he's good at is art. He's a pretty accomplished artist. But he loves to talk to you about all the different shit that he's into and all the stuff that he's doing. That's another track that I'm developing with the working title Supernova Robot Dungeon. And I'm going to start assembling my second album soon. Don't!

So this new step of so it is just an advertisement for his new project Turbo Volcano, which is an electronic synth band from the future year 1982, hilarious. And he's all excited about it. He pretty much puts out a music special episode where he's just playing tracks from this thing and it all sounds the same to me. We would do this. And it's got a ton of characters in there. everything from the 2000, well, everything from 1994, all the way through 2022, so going all the way back to both Far and Brother Shabbaz up through like the horrible octopus and robot kitten factory and even some of the stuff that hasn't been released like Omega Ronins in there.

We need a reference, something that hasn't been released. No one knows what he's talking about. No one can possibly know what he's talking about. This is an adult. Talking about all the made up characters he's made up in his head. Yeah. It's so amazing. I have all these amazing character, the horrible octopus,

and the robot kitten factory. What the fuck you talked about? I had two. Egg two. It's impossible to follow any of this. Unless you're a fan, of course, Andy, of the vortex of insanity, which I know you are. You were the t-shirts. So vortex. So for those of you who are like the vortex

of insanity fans, he's back. All those vortex of insanity fans out there. I talked to them all the time. Happens all the time when I run into people or just can't stop talking about it. Yeah. I've never felt more out of a loop. So, and then glad about it. I did a deep dive on all of this. Let's figure out how Turbo Volcano came about. What's the origin story of this amazing music that you're creating? Funny that Turbo Volcano started out as that, I guess the thing from the end credits

in classic Game Room, and it was going to be a comic book concept about a 1980s hair metal band in the future who by day they're a group of mercenaries. By night they're a heavy metal band in the year 5,000. Like it would be a great comic book. It was kind of inspired by one of my favorite TV shows of all time, The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers. But I didn't get a chance to draw it because everything else is going on.

I've never even heard of the show's he's referencing that he didn't come in. I grew up in the 80s, I don't remember that. I don't know what it's fucking he's talking about. Oh, so that's a stupid idea for a man. I think they should be scientists who've gotten played in instrumental rock to save the world.

I think that's a way more. Bursa Neri's during the day. During the day. Like, what? This guy needs to fucking focus his attention on something. And then I was tinkering with what to do with Turbo Volcano. It bounced around different project ideas and turned into my clothing brand. I do sell, well we still do the company sells you know thousands of shirts and sweatshirts and all that kind of stuff.

He sells thousands of shirts too? He's got a clothing brand. So I looked on the website, I found a couple of designs that he has, and then there's a link to Amazon and it says you can find hundreds of designs on Amazon. No, you cannot. Turnable volcano doesn't mean anything. And I could not find anything this guy creates on Amazon.

There's one designs of vortex of insanity and Andy buys them off. Yeah. So the reason why he took off three years was to focus on this new company that he has and this is the CGR publishing group because he's stopped with video. He's had enough of video, he's passed that,

he's moving on. CGR publishing just released our 233 book. This week, 233 books in four years. This guy's publishing books now in the year 2022. He's decided that I'm gonna be a book publisher. Really? I mean, this guy is a day late and a dollar short with every fucking idea. It's all about antiquated technology.

It does. It's so funny because he was like a pioneer in online video shows. Yeah. And now he's publishing, rated techno. He does. It's so funny because he was like a pioneer in online video shows. Yes. And now he's publishing, but like that broke him. Yeah. To the point where he's like, I wish it was the 80s again.

Right. He's like that Benjamin Button of social media eyes. Yes. He's just like going backwards. He's like Mr. Mackey from the way to South Park episode. He's just clinging on to the 80s so hard. Like, oh, I just wanted to be the 80s again because according to him, everything sucks now.

Blade Runner looks like a downright utopia compared to what we're living in now. Disease, fire, flooding, natural disasters, climate change, misinformation, it sucks. Even the music sucks, everything sucks. Except the Mandalorian, the Mandalorian's okay, but everything else sucks. Actually, the Mandalorian's really good,

but I'll cover Star Wars later. The one thing that's like the thing from the 70s. The one thing he likes is the yeah I think from the 70s it's also tacos are still good right we can all agree on that. So I said he wants to go back to the the 80s but actually it's the 90s the 1890s. The 1890s are just fascinating to me. That's why a lot of my work focuses on the 1890s and I've done a lot of worlds fair books 1893, 1901, 1904, 1915, 1933, 1939 and I'm currently working on 1889 in Paris. So he starts as I was saying I love the 1890s that's why I write all these books. Yeah. And then there's one book that's 1893 the rest of them are 1901, 1904, 1903, 1903, 1939, 1889.

None of those are the 1890s. What are you talking about? He's not even doing his stupid shit right. Right. So I mean, that's really what he's doing is he's curating picture. He's making picture books about the world's fair. Right.

Okay. Yeah, so he's publishing those and you can purchase them from his website. Yeah, I have some clips about that. Let's see. I mean, I'm getting lost in the weeds because I'm going out of order on my clips. Carl's just like running through his.

So I'm going to take over the show and start going back to the beginning. I looked at episodes, I'm looking at the feed and I was like, this is, this titles are just fucking nonsense. I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is. So I picked the two where I understood the reference. Okay.

And the first one is about predator Christmas. It was from December. And this is a Christmas episode in clip one. This is a sum up. It's just like rambling absurdism. So it's like planet Maynard. A little bit. Yeah, without the drops.

Welcome back and Merry Christmas time, whatever's holiday spirit things. Happy Lord Carnage Appreciation Day, which is celebrated on December 32nd by chasing those people and motorized scooters around with baseball bats. I hate those things. I mean, these aren't jokes. No. It's just like a premise of a thing that would happen, and isn't that funny? No, it's interesting too, because he talks about how he starts projects all the time that he never finishes. Yeah. Like this podcast in the middle of it is an unfinished project. Yeah. Having finished a thought. Yeah. Having an idea is not like a joke or entertaining.

Correct. But it was thing Tom Myers. This guy just tries so hard to be creative in every single way and he's just not that creative. Right. It's just not that interesting. Yeah, and it's all just about nostalgia. It's like remember this, you know, and clip two,

he has to like bring up Atari 2600 I don't know clip play it. I'm a 7800 guy You see 8 bit Christmas what do he needs in NES? Who gave that kid a medical degree? He needed an Atari 7800 Friends and family ask me. What do you want for Christmas mark? I'm always like world peace, but I know that's not gonna happen. So my second choice is to be left alone Go away and let me sit by the Christmas tree sipping a glass of whiskey while reading Conan By crom it's a Christmas miracle. I'm being left alone

Read 1970s comic books about Conan womanizing and stabbing sneak monsters into face. That's pretty pathetic Do you like Atari and Conan cuz this is the show for you? Nobody fucking cares about this I was watching videos. I was just trying to figure out what he's all about There's a video of him just reading a GI Joe comic book from 1985 It's just showing him through the pages and reading it all. What's going on right now? Is he talking about it or is he just reading it? He's reading it and talking about it.

It's just a video of him reading a comic. Lips are moving a little. Like how much fun I'm having. All right, guys. In case we're getting a little bit bored, let's go back. The hilarious scripted jokes he was doing Back when he was Lord Carnage Well, if you'll remember which you don't the swamp goal was terrorizing the planet swamp Tonya And we arrived and you were all like kill-kill-kill and it was all like die-die-die and it was great

We had a lot of fun and printed t-shirts to commemorate the event and they sold out you should buy more t-shirts I don't remember any of this the only thing I remember is wait, no I forgot that too. Oh, that's a good one. I don't know what thing I remember at all. I can't remember what it is. You should save that for your standup routine Sarah. It's really good. Also, it's always funny to bring up crayons because when you're an adult and you talk about

crayons, it's just automatically hilarious. Did you buy more crayons? Do you need to practice writing your name again? No. Just wanted it. Cause we're out of crayons. It's funny! I don't think it's funny!

Why would I say you need to practice writing your name again? This is fucking ridiculous. Cause I used to listen to Harmon Town. Yeah. Dan Harmon would do that he had like that, whatever toy he's using. It was just like a handheld microphone where you could just modulate or something. They isolated between the high and he would do it live on stage, but actually had jokes and make it funny.

And didn't write it down ahead of time. Actually, just came up with share. Right. Yeah. And this is just like, oh, look at what I could do with my buttons. It's embarrassing. Everything that he does seems to be like his hobby that brings him joy,

but no one else would find interesting. Yeah. And he puts it down on the internet. It's a diary. Yeah, this is just like a diary. It's just for him, he's putting it out to anyone. This is Patrick Michael in 15 years.

You know what? That's so funny that you wrote that, because clip three I called Broken Skull the digressions, where he'll just be off in a pointless tangents. Get away from this derriere. I swear to God, if you turn Mariah Careon, there will be blood and screaming. in my house. Oh, and this is where we played the game. What do you think the three Christmas songs

that he's gonna select are? Chipmunks. Okay. That's a good guess. That's my first guess. Honestly. Yeah, I gotta think like what's 80s? Like maybe like George Michaels last Christmas.

Yeah, or is that wham, I don't even know. Wham. But okay, Clifford, let's hear, let's hear like the appropriate Christmas Christmas songs that classic tracks holy shit Card a few listening and he's bringing a game to the show Christmas In Hollis by run DMC Christmas music God damn right it is our guy. He knows what's up Member our guy Christmas in the drunk tank by the poges

But I think it's called something else But if you ask Alexa to play Christmas in the drunk tank by the Pogs. I think it's called something else, but if you ask Alexa to play Christmas in the drunk tank, she knows what's up. Also, I choose to believe that Alexa looks just like Farophosite and Logan's run. I'm pretty sure she does. In my brain at least. Who doesn't? And number three is Frank Sinatra, who can sing whenever the fuck he wants to. Frank gets a pass.

Something going on, guess. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! What's his point? What's the point of this? Why is he doing this? He talks about busy as he's running a company,

he's publishing all these books, he's making books, he's constantly busy and he's spending time on this, why? No, no, no. What's the point? He's a lonely man. Sounds like it. He's a lone person surrounded with collectibles. I think he's just looking around the room

at shit that he has. Yeah. And talking about it. When I start doing a podcast, where I'm both the host and the co-host, that's when you know I've lost you. That's what this guy is doing. You're right.

Lonely is the right term for what's going on with this guy. Let's get to some more hilarious comedy that he wrote. Care for space octabyte, but these space octet buses had deep pockets and a lot of money to send which we took happily and exterminated the death clams. What? Oh, this part's great. You'll love this. They were flame resistance. Cowardly clams, they hid in their clamshells. And they tried to blast them with my flame roar.

So instead, he picked up the clams and threw them into an orange plastic bucket and filled it with lava. Eventually, they ate themselves. As a means of escape. It was hilarious. Nope. This is the most random fucking nonsense. Yeah, and it would come up with and it's bizarre because even the pacing on it Remember this guy is talking to himself. He obviously edited this in post put it all together and the pacing is horrible

Oh dear Lord carnage. I enjoyed your battle against the moon wolves. Well, you come to my village and ravage my body Well, I just that really depends who you from. Uh, oh you're not gonna like this. Why did they say to the teacher? Well, it, yeah, sort of, they're avatars. It resembles something you dislike greatly Even worse than that It's from it's from Georgia fan number one

I like how you say this is gonna be Patrick Michael 15 years ago He's not there. Yeah, the develop, the skills. He's not there yet, but any of us were able to make a podcast when we were 10 and make a sound like this. Yeah, it's a child's podcast. Yeah, those are good jokes for a 10 year old. Right, and everybody hates Jar Jar, right? Yeah, yeah, good one.

But still we do a 47 second set up to Jar Jar, Bing Sucks joke. Yeah, that's great, especially with all the dead era there, do it. Well, that's phenomenal. I'm glad you mentioned that because I've never worked harder on crushing these, like, shrinking these clips down to like 30 seconds.

I'm like cutting out all the fucking pregnant parts. I know how much you hate hard work, so I apologize. Hey, yeah. But in clip five, this is a perfect example. I did so much editing to kind of just get it down to this But it's just more member berries. It's a guy rambling in his basement about remember the good old days when Predator was a good movie Let's talk about Christmas movies

That aren't die hard Hans Boopie I never get told The second best Christmas movie That aren't die hard. Hunts. Boopie. Ha ha ha. Never gets old. The second best Christmas movie. I'm gonna go with the Empire Strikes Back. Of course Luke had all kinds of problems. He tried to hook up with his sister.

Yeah, of course who could blame him. Did I just say that? I did. Any other good Christmas movies out there? Robocop. There's like that scene when he wakes up when they're all having the Drunken New Year celebration which is kind of close to Christmas.

So in my book that counts as a Christmas movie predator, also a good Christmas movie. He just made the reference, remember this, remember that, he is still though. Ha ha ha. Wait, did he say a part of his back is a Christmas movie? All the way, he was saying all those movies are Christmas movies. He's just having snowy.

He's the... Hymn-Hymn movie, that he likes. Funny would watch on Christmas when he's home by himself and none of his family wants anything to do with him. What a fucking retard this guy is. We'll work sample of that. And the next bell, perhaps we should take the flight to the eyeball monsters. Okay, that's a great idea.

Let's do that! Yay teamwork! That's how his episode ended. Oh geez. That was how Ward Carnage came to an end and then he didn't get back to it for three years. And the three years later he comes out and he goes, I was listening back to those Lord Carnage dramas. It was pretty good.

No. It wasn't. It wasn't good. This guy's never listened back to anything that he's done and said, oh, maybe I shouldn't have done that. He's always like, oh, look what I did. Isn't this great? I remember when I did it.

It was awesome. Everybody likes to hate things. It's a lot of fun. That's correct, sir. You got that right. This is just confusing as fuck. He's talking about some book he's making, but it's the second edition of a book that he already made, and it covers certain areas of time, and then other pieces of time.

Check that one out, Retro Mega Trex. To a pretty big book, 238 pages of nonsensical artwork from yours truly. I started the Retro Mega Trex series in 2017 with the first volume that collects numerous art projects from 1994 all the way through 2017. So stuff from when I was in high school through college, the early 2000s, 2008 era up until 2017. This one focuses on 2018 to 2022 but also Disco 8 track is in there which is circa 2016 I found it while I was working on the book on a hard drive and forgot all about it Seriously self-important dickle sums up the show we could have just added the whole segment just with that

Yeah, this guy's a self-important dick hole. And he's trying to sell his book. Like this episode of Listen To Us just an advertisement for this fucking book. That's the whole podcast. Yeah. He does a good job. Pulling things off his shelf and his basement saying, look, I did this. I did this and I'm gonna talk about it

and tell you about it. The entire book starts off with like a 12 or 14 page original story, which is super obnoxious and offensive. So it's great. All about getting your art career canceled and loving it. Great. Can't wait to read this book with the obnoxious and offensive story. It starts it. That sounds awesome. But if I would, if I could though, before he gets to all this book, bullshit, which is really just like curating pictures. Yes.

It's all just curating picture books. Yeah, illustration. Well, some of the old stuff is like photos, but like the stuff he's talking about here, cartoons that he's drawn when he was in high school. Right. Yeah. That makes sense.

That wasn't even a joke, and you laughed at him. It's like, yeah, that is what it is. Sorry, check it out. Play my clip six. I'm talking about his creative process. Okay, that is what it is. Sorry, check it out. Play my clip six. This is him talking about his creative process. Okay, I can't wait to fight down. I just do everything all the time.

I finished some project, San started several projects. And I suppose over the next couple months in the future, assuming we survived a space bee invasion, you'll hear me speak more about this. The creation process is slow and methodical. Now when he talks about projects quote unquote, you have to realize that I mean, well when he says it now, I picture him sitting at like a fifth grader desk,

covered in glitter, making macaroni art and hand-touch. First of all, he's like Adam Sandler, whatever that movie's called. Yeah, Billy Madison. Billy Madison. He's like, he's like, he's sitting with all the other kids. He's drawing his thing, they're drawing their thing. Because really, all he's doing is just flipping through photos of the world's fair. Yeah.

But really, he made a documentary film about the world's fair back in the day. So this is his real claim to fame is that in clip seven. I guess this actually brings me back to the dawn of the suji are publishing Empire 2017 with my 1893 Chicago world's fair books. I have experience producing and writing World's Fair stuff, dating way back to 2004, 2005 when I produced, and directed a film on the 1893 World's Fair, a great experience. Probably my all-time favorite documentary

filmmaking experience. The film turned out great. The crew was great. The process was great. It did well, and I got to work with Gene Wilder. It was just awesome I'm so embarrassed for him. Why'd you leave it all the rest of that music? Boy But yeah, so this world, this world's, I didn't want to cut it to the corporate garage it was over at Carol.

Yeah, OCD or something. I got rhythm, we're talking about. So really, just he's like, oh, I had lightning in a bottle with this world's fair doc. And now I'm just gonna make a picture book about the world's fair for every year that there ever was a fucking world's fair. Oh yeah.

And that's all he's doing. And are people buying these books? No. Of course not. He published 2,300 books in the last four years. No, I'm sorry, 233 books in the last four years. Was he selling like five copies of each of that like the business model?

Just pump out as much shit as possible. And it's all self-published. Just saying you made a book doesn't mean that it's selling well. It isn't company though. It isn't actual company though. The CGI publishing. Okay.

And it all came from classic game room which is something he's not doing at all anymore. He doesn't have a robotron by the way. Do you notice that? No. Yeah, he's got an original robotron machine. That find that pretty cool. What is that? dorks?

Welcome to dork talk. Robo TV. It's a game from the 70s, Andy, if you must know. Oh, wow. You must know what we're talking about. All right, let's blow through the rest of these because I got to talk about Sutter and John today. Yeah, okay.

All right, so I mean, when we're gonna talk about antiquated world's fair bullshit, let's have a picture book about game consoles that nobody plays anymore. Clip 8. The holiday time Christmas, Hanukkah, Lord Carnage Appreciation Day. You know, it's a great gift. The ultra massive video game console guide series. Not when I talk about too much anymore. This uh, those came out in 2017. The first two were released in 2017.

Back when I was living and breathing video games every single day and had a studio set up and actually produced those books are over engineered. And I love over engineered things, so they look really good. Who would you buy that for do you like video games? Yeah, I love video games. Here's a book about video game right? Yeah I want to play video games video game. Here's a picture of a game cube You like baseball I love baseball. We're the story about it. Yeah, here's a picture of it. Good. There's a picture of a baseball Great Here's a picture of a picture of a baseball wanna play Great fucking awesome

God I even clip nine is my favorite. This is so pathetic And in fact they even took a number of the game consoles on vacation with me So there's these very cool shots of like the 32x on the beach and the Sega Genesis on the beach And the Game Boy on the beach and the Sega Genesis on the beach and the Game Boy on the beach Who takes game consoles to the beach me? He's taking a picture of a fucking Game Boy in the same the Swedish bikini team is losing their tops in the surf I'm and he's fucking taking a big while the Game Boy looks great with a sepia tone on it Congratulations guys, can you stay out of my shop, please?

He-he-he-he-he know. He's got a document all this stuff because he's not going to have any kids to carry on his legacy. All right, anything else you want to hit on this, on this fella? I mean, you could talk all day if I don't put that at this. You're good? Sure. All right, in that case, I have to talk about this latest beer

on the balcony from our fed, Stuntary Job. How do you get this shit? Check connections. Woo! Gaggy, yeah! And to help us with this, the person who coined the phrase the Daebler which only grows in popularity. Chrissy is joining us.

Oh my god. I'm stuck. I'm putting Chrissy between us and DC. That's what you got a Chrissy sandwich going right now. Oh, we just need some mayo. Chrissy thanks so much for joining the show. It's been a minute. Happy to have you back. Thanks for having me. Are you guys in the same room? We are. Just in the same way on purpose.

No, we both have Star Wars wood panel based. Wow. You guys have a type and you look kind of related. I don't know. Are you getting that? I've been told that Andy's my brother in law. Although I don't think that would make us related. Anyway, so I don't think that's the case. Okay. Yeah.

I just have family members that I make do my show. That's good. So I want to talk to you about what happened to you earlier this week that you had money stolen from you. And a credit card. You got zoom act. I got zoom out. Compound media. We had a thief. We had a bold, a burglar. I was burgled. You're burgled.

I was burgled. I think for the first time ever, I think this is the first time I've been like robbed. And it happened like under our noses. Like while I was doing my show, it's like she followed a bunch of us into the building. And I mean, okay, I can say this now because they're changing it because they now will

starting, I guess, right now they are gonna have like downstairs security, but they are, I guess for whatever reason, the guy would leave always like right before my show. And I guess she, you know, it was pretty lax. It's not going to be lax anymore, but it was very lax. So she just, you know, my show, it's always like a zoo. There's always like, you know, porn stars, comedians, people that we invite from the bar to come by. We have our own kind of like, no one's accusing you of running a tight ship, Chris.

Can I get invited? Very loose ship. It's the looses ship on the network. Yeah, there's there's wack packers, there's vagrants, there's alcoholics always on the show. And that's not just Gino and sometimes he's there too. And so this woman wandered in behind a bunch of us. We all came in at the same time because

now we have like a pre show at Sullivan's across the street. So we all wandered in together. And I remember there was this like black girl kind of hanging around, but like I don't know, there's always people in the studio for all sorts of reasons. And then I get a text from Drew at compound like, yeah, we had a thief at the studio ask your guests if anything was stolen. And I immediately think of like, oh, poor Mikey and the guests. I'm like messaging everybody. And then I was like, Oh, I guess I could look in my, I just thought the last thing that happened would happen would be that something would happen to me. And then I look in my wallet and I was like, Oh, my God, that whole fucking huge Wata cash I had

has gone. This bitch left me $2. And she like $300 bucks. Oh, and I was trying to be now this person who has cash on me, I'm trying to thwart the new world order. I'm trying to pay and cash for things. I'm trying to not be part of this cashless society. I'm trying to not have a social credit score. I'm just like, Hey, I'm slipping peep, tipping people, I just had fucking headshots taken a couple days before. So I had that on me. I was going to pay the guy in cash because he was moving

to another state. And I just was talking, I'm trying to be cash mayor over here. And this girl, she took it all except for two bucks. She had a crash car. She had a crash list. And I'm like, this is, oh my god, it's gone. And then I was like, yeah, I was noticing why, like, you know, my, my lips and payment,

like, bounced back because that was set on that. It was my business credit card that she took. And I was like, my miles. No, what he down. Listen to this one. She got cash. You got a business credit card. Really put together over there.

Chrissy, wow. I fucking American Airlines business cards. I call them up. And I'm like, let's see what kind of purchases this bitch tried to make. And they were like, oh, she tried to buy a metro card. She tried to spend like four or five hundred dollars in a Dwayne breed. And I was like, and as you can tell from the story and from I mentioned earlier, like, and I put this tweet out, I was like, you know, I got robbed. The person's skin color doesn't matter, but it is what you're thinking.

Well, it's interesting though, because they have it all on video. Yeah. Because they have video cameras everywhere at compound media. So we watched the whole thing on the ethnic group, you know, we went back and watched her going through everyone's pockets

and all the coats. Oh, my God. And Gina comes over and shakes her hand. And the guys that control room, we're all talking to her like, okay, what's going on? She's just, we tell people why. There she's popping up. You know, you know, as this triangle shaped,

basically it's a fanny pack for your shoulders. She's taking it out, flipping it upside down. There's fucking bugs coming out. She's got nothing from Gino. She's in and out. She's in and out of the co-pockets. My shit was all under the coffee table. I had a fucking MacBook like this. My main life laptop. Thank God she didn't take table. I had a fucking MacBook like this my main laptop. Thank God she didn't take that. I'm so fucked. I mean, I thank God she was more of a PC girl. And I just decided not to take my whole fucking laptop.

I had brand new jeans. I'm not gonna learn that operating system, fuck that. Yeah. It's so funny because we have like a mutual friend that works in loss prevention. And his boss is always just like, man, you really know how to figure out who's stealing. How do you do that?

I've never figured it out. I don't know. Nothing to do with profiling. You're right. I'm just evident in stink. And here we are, compound media, right? We have this certain reputation. But everyone's being nice to this girl.

Gino's freaking, you know, you saw the footage. Gino's shaking her hand. Nobody asks this fucking girl who sheo's freaking, you know, we saw the footage, you know, shaking her hand. Nobody asks this fucking girl who she's here with, why she's here. She was so comfortable. She's face timing with somebody who knows probably checking out the camera equipment, looking to come back. And I'm pretty, this woman had. Yeah.

And he was funny. He's like, I really get off the train, be walking to the building and see all this compound equipment just walk right fast way like. We have to rebuy it from some guy on the corner and also this compound media on it and we're like, ah man. Well, Chrissy, I'm so glad that you're safe and everyone's safe and everything's okay. Everything's safe. Yeah. So I guess this bitch had hit and she had robbed a couple the other floors on the building So rob wars Stories that was only 17 what the fuck happened remember the good old days when he didn't have to take his shoes off to go to work Everything he's gonna have to get strip search now. I don't know and I got so mad watching the footage

I'm like this girl's a nicer coat than me I'm not mad watching this footage because I'm like this girl is a nicer coat than me. Nice. Oh, I know. She and Nail's are all done. She looks put together. Yeah. She really stole that shit from somebody cooler than you. She looked great.

So I sent you over this beer on the balcony. We're stuttering John Chats with a guy he grew up with in the old neighborhood. Did you watch this? Oh, yeah, Danny. Yeah, daddy. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, I watched boomers on the balcony. I watched it.

You know what I'm talking about. Okay. Now, I'm, I put together a compilation. I'm gonna play first a little bit longer, but the reason why I put this together is because this is a response producer Cress to the bonus show that we did about his book, easy for you to say, where he tells all these stories about his childhood,

and I'm going, this is bullshit, this is made up, this is not that, so we have to get his buddy on to prove that all of the stories from his book are true and real, so I put together a compilation. He talks about how we like to get chased, how cops were chasing him on the beach, because he was undoing girls bikini tops, talking about sketching, talking about egging pizza guys,

talking about knack-kn knock runaway, remember that? Oh, yeah. So we're experiencing blowback from the knock knock runaway offense. Yes, and actually there's a telling here that tells me for sure somebody sent him our episode. Okay. Shooting in the bag. Who is the first to get that soft camera that I can't see?

Oh, producer Chris doesn't have a camera. Producer Chris, show your face. I'm curious. Does he also have glasses and wood behind him? He does. Yeah. Chris, I don't normally do a video show. I'm trying this out.

This is like an experiment. Well, maybe you should. This is nice. I'm trying. I'm trying. But I don't want to scare people away with producer Chris just yet. They're going to ease people into that.

All right, so anyway, this is the compilation where he goes through every story that he wrote in the book that we went through on that episode. To chapters. No you would what do you mean? You guys would knock on my door and go hey do you want to get chased? Alright and then we would go get chased and you're and you're the fat ass who always got caught. You know the girls would chase us all over the place, you know what I mean? But then the cop got involved and he started chasing us and guess who they caught. Hey, it's hard running in the sand, you know.

They go with catch Danny. So they caught Danny, get on our feet and then sketch all down the snowy roads. And then and then if we got bored, we were trying to kick each other off by kicking each other's feet out. That we would call the pizza guy, order a delivery and then go on. Good God. Danny's room with a dozen eggs. He'll hurty laughs today. And when the pizza guy would show up, we would just hang him from the ground. I didn't see that coming. You're trying to crack it himself up.

I never thought you heard everyone heard of Dinging Bitch or whatever doorbell ditched right we used to call it a ring and run but we would bring the guy and jump over the house and then when they went up on the door we'd be like we are a shit in the bag, a brown-pated bag, you're all dead. And I go, and they ask, oh yes, this is the phone company. Please do not pick up the phone because if you do, because we're working on the lines, and tell us if you do something like that. And we'll get a severe electric shock.

So the phone rings, don't pick it up. So then we would call right back and when they would pick it up and play the tape. Oh, that was crazy. He's cracking himself up. Really? Wow. I can't, I can't imagine anything I did when I was eight. they would make me laugh that hard now I Think John's body is crying out for help in many ways I really feel like his he grabbed for his heart the last time on that last on the last laugh there He's literally gonna be like that SNL skit. We're like I'm having a heart

He's really trying to sell it. What did that? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be?

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What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? What did that be? know, Danny clearly has never live streamed in his life. Right. But John spends the first like a good 15 minutes like berating his poor friend who like, you know, I mean, I have a minute phone call. I have that. It has dance.

Yeah. What is solved all their technical issues? I love when John likes to big time people over technology issues because John doesn't understand technology at all. It's been well documented over the years. And if there's one person who doesn't know attack as well as he does, he gets like real pompous about it. You know, and, you know, I wasn't that into fighting in those days,

but I hated the fact that I was being bullied. Let me see what his city it is. He doesn't even have a green screen All right, let's see Hey, go go on your phone Go to your email and just click on a link Come on my brother you can handle this What a fucking asshole. Why if this has to be broadcast? Why can't he just like mute his shit for a second and call his friend who has no clue

a fellow boomer? Yeah, because he actually thinks that he's cool when he does that. Right. He would be on the big time. Cross pointed that out when he does his tough guy shit. It comes off so poorly. He doesn't realize he thinks he's like the coolest guy. Like, yeah, look at me.

I'm telling this guy. How to click a link in his email? Because that 75 YouTube viewers wouldn't know that he was not the worst person with technology. Right. Come on. Quick a link. But real quick, though, before we move on, I do want to point out that the tell that we

know that John heard our episodes, so somebody is feeding him our bonus shows was the fact that he called it Ring and Ron he goes ding dong ditch. We called it ring and run He called it knock knock runaway. That was the term he used in his book right that we go There's no succincts knock knock runaway. I bet he called it the Edward. Yeah, and we're running. Yeah I'm and we're knocking yeah, exactly so I think he was making that up and now he's He's such a terrible liar. You can see he's like, what am I not supposed to say real quick? Oh, not that right. Yeah. Okay. Got it. His brain functions in slow motion for everyone to see. But he also is in Benzo, which he'll remind us yet again. Then they moved the bright kids, the brighter art kids, from East Plain to pickin'.

Now of course, you know, as your norm, I'm a Mensa genius, I went to Pickens school. Uh-oh, retard alert. Rate hard alert class. I don't know why he's still doing the Mensa thing. Does he really think he's so much smarter than everyone else? Is that, was it? Is he joking there? Yeah, I mean, isn't it established that that's a running gag?

Yeah, nobody believes that. Nobody believes that. Yeah, unless the essay stands for Slapy alcoholic. There's no organization called Mensa that he's a part of. I was a smart kid. Uh, I had to take a different bus to school. Yeah, it's such a weird brag because he's talking about first grade where he started going to this different school because he was so smart.

Like, no one's smart in first grade. You weren't smart then. You aren't. No way that John tells or retells these stories, like the way he remembers details from like 11 years old, what is this? This is elementary school, middle school. He remembers all the names of all the people involved. He remembers all the names of all the streets involved. The left turn, the right turn, half a mile there. I'm like, it's a good strategy I'm like, I think he's autistic.

I think he has ass burgers. He's got like retards strength, ass burger recollection of how many years ago these childhood stories. I was blown away. I was like, I can't remember. That's what you should put it to. She's doing. Who could contest this?

Well, that's what's interesting. Yeah. Chrissy, I picked up on that too. And I got the sense that Danny was just there to not in agreement. Like there was like a discussion they had previously. It's like, I'm going to tell all these stories about our youth. You just got to agree with everything I say. Yeah.

Because wouldn't you, if you were my friend when we were seven, and I told some story, you'd be like, oh, God, really? That's what I don't remember that. How do you remember that? Who does that say no? You're wrong. Or like, I don't remember that, John. I don't know.

He's just gonna be like, okay, guess and. Yeah, you could pay any homeless derelict in LA to sit on Zoom and be like, yeah, I remember that. That was hilarious. Dan was not contributing any details that weren't in the book that John wasn't just regurgitating. Right. And actually, it's funny because at the end, I wasn't just regurgitating. Right.

And actually, it's funny because at the end, I don't know why he does this, but he asked Danny if he wants to plug anything. And Danny, he's like a retired, like, two-color guy, you know? He's like, yeah, if you need your driveway plow, I got a truck in a plow. Yeah, I have an HVAC company.

Summer's coming up. And now, Danny, you know, tell everybody, uh, uh, so what's going on now with you, Danny? What a segue. What do you mean? What am I talking? You're talking. You're talking. You're talking.

It drives me crazy. You're retiring already. Yeah. Yeah,'s talking. He drives me crazy. You're retired already. Yeah, yeah, but dude, I fucking back surgery. Biggest mistake in my life. Help. It's kind of hilarious. Actually, it's freaking boring, pretty retired. I gotta come up with a hobby, man.

I really do. Do you want to plug anything? I'm not even interested in my life. Why would anybody else be interested in my life? I'm gonna plug your back surgery. Why would anybody else be interested in my blog your back surgery? Have it at shout out to the doctor Klein Wow stupid This is not a guest. This should not have been a show This is like a conversation to friends remembering shit. It could have been a phone call

This yes, it would have been if this man is truly your friend, meet up at that bar, that local bar, get together, have like a real hang. It feels like he's subjecting the audience. And it's like, I, I as a viewer, as a listener, feel like a third wheel, because I'm like, I have no con. It, they should call it exposition on the balcony, everything's like, oh, you got to,

it's a story for this. Oh, leading up to it. And now we were a little bit older, nothing's in order. Like the audience, we don't know. It's like, unless you're from this very specific area of Long Island, who cares with these fucking- Oh, fucking cares. And then you have to pay to watch beer on the Belga to be a subscriber for this.

So let's hear what the perks are to be able to watch this show. If any of you guys in the chat have a question for Danny, now's the time because any question you have about our childhood, Danny will answer about his recollection of a young stuttering John. Why would I even have a question for Danny? Where were you? I would have been fat for Danny? Andy, where were you? I would have a guess.

I would have paid $5 to ask, why are you doing this to yourself? He's there to be a fluffer. He's a story fluffer. He's a story fluffer. Yes. Yeah. Danny, is there a gun to your head, right? Poor Danny.

Poor Danny. He won't let Danny tell any of the stories. You know, he, he, John has to tell the stories and then they argue on how to tell the stories and then, and then John will set it up or tell it in his way and then he goes, okay, now tell the story, now do it. Like he's remember that I was the fastest kid and I banged the hottest girls. Now tell the story. Do it the way I told you to do it. Oh, it's so sad. It's, it's, sad. It's this reeks of glory days.

Yeah. I feel like that should have been playing behind this whole episode. Because in every other, you know, every couple of minutes, you're like, we did okay, right? We're doing okay, right? We're okay. I have kids. You have kids.

We're still okay. We did good for ourselves. Didn't we? I mean, you're still married. I'm not. But everything's okay. You have a broken back and I have cirrhosis of a liver. I'm doing it all right.

I still feel good. He actually kissed childhood was the most amazing childhood anyone's ever had in the history of childhoods. One and one again. Wow. She was. She was. She was, she was, she was, she was granny. No, I know. It, it, it's, but it was never ending, Danny. It's like, like, like, like,

arm, like, everything was just, you know, it was just, I don't know. Okay. Yeah. I don't even like, you know, it was just an, it was all an adventure, you know, it was just like, you know, and by the way, there's no way anybody like, there's no way kids would ever do that. You know, no, no way, no way. They're the coolest people to ever exist. That doesn't happen anymore. It looks like a hostage. Like if you just tune out, John, and look at Danny and look at his surroundings, like a little bit of light, and then through events, he has this like a frayed look on his face. I think he had it by the way. Yeah, my terrorists. Yeah. It's crazy. And like, he's like me and Danny down by the handball.

I wanted to play like fucking Paul Simon over it. It was a lot. Well, let's get into some more. I'm just paying this man to be his friend. That's what I was like, we did this right? Oh, it's worse than that. He makes his friend tell everyone how great his book is. Oh my god.

Yeah. Oh god, Danny, you know, I got to tell you, uh, uh, you are one of my closest friends and I love you dearly. Did and, you know, you did like my book, too, right? I do. It was awesome. You did like my book, right? So, I was sad.

Chrissy, what did you asked that question? Like, what do you think about my book? Did you read it? Do you enjoy it? You did like it, right? It's a part of John's plan to butter up Danny for some money so that he can go to DC. I think this little larger plan is he's just like, we're good friends, right? I bet throw me 50 bucks. You like being a guest on this podcast, don't you?

Chris you really love W-H-P, right? This is your favorite time of the week right now. You're definitely the smartest and the fastest. Yeah, I'm concerned about John's health overall me too me too for real and it's it's it's just not Yeah, why cuz you got into the death So fair Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's amazing that was still alive. I mean, I love it. I know. The band played at the wedding. That was awesome. That was great. Are bad. You played at my wedding, bro. Did we? I didn't remember that. Yeah. There was a Lenny Coco on the Chimes, like a 50s band, a really original 50s band and and you guys did like a like a five song set Whatever you don't remember no

I was that possible Not only was he at this guy's wedding his band for forbidden he has no memory office I would have put that in my book if I remember that That's fucking crazy Damn that's a pretty that's a, that's a real memory. That's like a real life event. And then after that, he goes in and berates the guy because John wasn't his best man, which is not behavior that men partake him.

Oh, why was it like your best man? Are we best friends? Are we be a best? Well, even if you were there, would you even remember that you were dead? You should have said you were. Yeah, right. Maybe you were at the best man because you were fucking drunk and no one could rely on you.

Possible. So this is getting back to you where you were talking about how it just sounds like a conversation that should not be a show. It's just two people reminiscing. All right. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, honestly, honestly, wait, did honestly the timeline because one night I'm trying first with the car. Yeah, I'm saying. So one night You know,

Tell me You know, I'm telling you. Okay, I got no one here. You're first. So fuck is happening. No, you go. No, you go. No, you go. No, you go. All right, I'll go.

Wait, no, wait. I'm not going. You're going. Poor Danny. I think we should book Danny on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, on the, Oh, that's a good idea. I should have him on the show and be like, be honest. Was he lying?

I should get Danny on the show. How much of that shit did you actually remember? I'd pay Danny to come on the show. All right, we got to read that's a good call. We got to reach out to Danny and try to get about the show. Good luck finding him. Speaking of getting him on the show, I want to bring on another guest.

What? This person host a little show you may have heard of called the Michael Gavin Ali show. Oh great. What's up Michael? I can't hear. I'm hungry for self, buddy. No, he's great like this. Keep him muted. He's on a wall. Do you know what I know? I didn't send you a clip of this, but like, John, every time he's laughing, he truly sounds like he's drowning. Like did you catch him gurgling? He always had liquid in his mouth and his throat every time he was laughing. I was like, I feel like he needs CPR. I'm going to throw this man a life preserver.

No, you're right. And that's why I left him in that compilation, all of his cracking up, because it's disturbing the way he laughs. I got to tell you Carl, this was like pulling out teeth without novotain or doing a shitty ass job at a restaurant. Being a busboy, throwing out the trash, washing the dishes, and setting up the table. What else is a busboy doing? Can you name three more just a bus point. Good name three more things a bus point does.

They have straws on them. I don't take your order and they don't. It was just so fucking bad. I just I couldn't even listen to it. It was just so painful. And you would know you host your own show. Obviously you've had amazing guests on there, like Carl from who are these podcasts

and Chrissy Mayer from the Chrissy Mayer show. So you would know. I just like, I just can't fucking stand him at all. I just did a video, a watch along of the Howard Stern show with Stuttering John versus Crazy Cabby. Yes, the botanist. Justice Wednesday with my producer Chris. And I was doing Stuttering John impressions all day.

Let's hear it. Let's hear Stuttering John impression. I want to hear it, Michael. I was a fierce fighter 20 years ago. I looked in great shape. Now I'm fat and ugly and I drink a lot of beers. I drink a lot of coffee. Spotted. Everyone does a perfect Senator Jonathan Praschup.

Every single person. It's the major. I gotta tell you this. What is a Stuttering John actually got arrested for drinking and driving and if the cop holding over and says, and you walk straight and take a breathalyzer and he's like, oh, we're going to arrest you. And we're going to put you in the cop car, and basically they send him to the police station,

and they take a mug shot of it drunk, and then they put his mug shot. My goal is to show it story. We're going to go see. Let's role play it. Do you know why I pulled you over? Ha ha ha. You know what I mean?

It would just be funny. No, it's just a mug shot. I'm not funny. That's a just a funny, it's a funny hypothetical. Yeah, mugshot. This is his mugshot on social media, which is hilarious. We're seeing every week on the balcony. Yeah, yeah. We don't need any help with that. Rambler, the knick knick knick mugshot, him being drunk. Yeah. Like shit. John. Yeah. That's John.

Good day. Yeah. I know. All right. Let's get into some more of these guys. Just remembering all the fun times they had together. And then you and me, you and Pat was so, you know, take a bunch to Beth Page. Oh, and then we would go to play that public library. This is the best. I'd be in my freaking cast, me patenting and decide that we wanted to get chased by the library security, God. So then we start because I remember we spiked tag in the library. And then the security guy got pissed and then we would probably you know like scream shit at him and Chase us down the streets

Yeah, yeah, I'm the library One guy right I guess all to But he's chasing up and I remember his keys and like chingin' of chingin' and me you a patterner, what did you ask? Oh! Oh! No, I said you're legal. I'm legal, I'm legal.

You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what?

You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. Well, it's a different show. We were talking about getting chased by a library

and it's cracking up over it. You mean chasing? Chate. Chate. I think he does better with someone though. I'd rather see this sad display with an old friend and like him by himself Like just shouting out the same 10 people over and over and begging for money like I prefer this honestly Chrissy I find this entertaining but not for any of the ways that John thinks we should find that entertaining

It's so stupid just to bring in old friend on his show. Just for him to back up. Right. The book. That was the whole point of this. Yeah. It was so fucking stupid. It's like, I can get a phone call.

I can call an old friend of mine and have a conversation. I don't need to put the phone. I'll prove it, Michael. Prove it, Michael. Prove you have friends. That's when you and I started doing the whippets. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Remember them? Everybody. We get these CO2 cartridges.

How long does it take? I'm going to do what right now. For all time. I'm going to put the end of this little thing and you squeeze it. And then it puts, you know, the, you know, the gas in this balloon, it would be frozen almost. And then you just suck it. It's like, it's, it's, it's a nitrous oxide in the dentist, but you would just suck it in and you would get like

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To cautionary tail. You're not to know about Whippets. Oh, this is where John loses track of what's going on. So John's getting drunk on this show. And actually, his buddy calls him out near the end of it. I know, everyone, take a second to on. So John's getting drunk on this show. And actually his buddy calls him out near the end of it. I know, everyone take a second to absorb that. John's getting drunk. Are you okay?

I can be believing. So this is a very drunk John losing track of the conversation. And then they're, oh, what the other thing I wanted to fucking say, oh, what the fuck was it? Oh, I forgot, you know, I hate when that happens. I was gonna tell you something. What the hell time is good? Yeah, I guess we are, but no, there was something else.

I was talking about the whipist, but there was something else that we used to do. I can't remember. I don't know, but um, I can't remember. I don't know. But, um, uh, fuck, I hate when it happens, Danny, because I was going to go right into, you know, into something else. But, um, damn it. It's not, I'm really fucking up. Of course, it messed up your whole thing, your whole, your old time frame. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, because I had the whip and thing. And then I was going to go into something that was another funny thing that we would go through. Brilliant. What's another thing that comes you remember it. But anyway, um, it's so kind of something to do. And I, I was out the other end of this

conversation because he left so many openings there for days. And I, I wish I was out the other end of this conversation because he left so many openings there for Dan's pick. Oh, that's maybe a gay butt sign for those guys. Yeah, that's so many funny things right there. What was I going to talk about? What was the other thing we used to do? Danny should have trolled him back and been like, you know, John, you left out this really funny story.

This wasn't in your book. Remember the time we both sucked this guy's dick? Like, you said anything. Yeah, come on. Now, why wasn't that in your book? Remember when he sucked that guy off for Coke and then it wasn't in your book. Remember the time we both sucked this guy's dick? Like, did it say anything? Yeah, come on! Now why wasn't that in your book? Remember when you sucked that guy off for Coke? And then it wasn't even Coke? And then you did it again?

And after my waiting, when you guys were done playing your final song, we went out back. You sucked up the game. If I blow this guy, I get CO2 cartridges. CO2! Nothing but seltzer water for me. All right. This is John talking about where he got his comedy chops from, which again, I'm calling bullshit. Oh God.

But what would happen, this is where I think I got some of my comedy chops, is that we would all hang out the hambo courts and we would all get a six pack because that's all we need in those days. I mean, now I can go through a six pack and, you know, be completely fine. But we would all end up in a circle. And then just for the like an hour or two hours, goof on each other's mothers, you know, each other, like, and everybody took a turn of getting abused.

It was just like, that's what we did for fun. That's it. Yep. And, you know, it's funny, because even still now, you know, you come into town, it's just, it's like, we pick right back up, you know. Yeah, yeah, it never stops. What's he talking about?

He's the worst at ball-busting in the world. He's trying to sue you if you goof on him. What are you talking about? He's the worst at ball-busting in the world. He's trying to sue you if you go about him. I got to answer your question, Carl. Do you think his comedy stuff is a gimmick, so he could be noticed? I do mean. No, because he says he's a comedian and is it just a gimmick that he's just telling everybody and he's not really a comic at all. He thinks he is. I think he thinks he is. I don't think he's going to go on to a wider world. He says it never stops. He's talking about his consumption of six packs.

And he's be okay. Yeah. And I forget what Clip it was, but he says something really funny. He's like back in those days, it would snow and it would stick for a few days Yeah, he's trying to say the snow has changed like oh back then the snow was hanging around Yeah, like everything was different in this make believe world that was his childhood Everything was different than one of the time. I was popular. I was funny world that was his childhood. Everything was different than one of the time. I was popular. I was funny. I was totally different. I didn't drink that much. We all sat in the same

way. I'm drinking 11 years old. It sounds like. Yes. That's not good. This is Danny calling him out for being drunk at a show. All right, Danny. I'm.'m I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm That's all you have in your fucking wreck. I'm not wrecked by it, but I only have four beers on the, um, you know, on the beer on the balcony. I'm Four beers and about an hour, and then I slowed down after that. I'm I'm

I'm Don't believes that. Do you usually slow down your drinking or does it usually speed up? His body slows down. I think he does. And then his body starts to shut down. Yeah, I call it bullshit on that one. So this is funny because after he says goodbye to Danny,

and this is how you know he's just destroyed. Like I think it was Kaya was talking about this, that this is irreversible damage he's done to Danny. And this is how you know he's just destroyed. Like, I think it was Kaya was talking about this, that this is irreversible damage he's done to himself. He gets real tear-eyed and emotional about talking to Danny for the last hour. Thank you very much. That was the beer on the balcony

with one of my closest friends in the world that will always be one of my closest friends in the world that I've known since I was seven years old. And we are still good buddies. And I think that's a testament to the both of us. I mean, you know, like those that were your friends at such a young age. And yet, we are still fucking bodies. And it's just a great thing. Danny is one of the nicest, greatest guys that I've fucking ever met. And I love him just like a brother. I mean, he's a brother to me.

He got the I love you, man. Live on his show. Is John is wearing his own podcast shirt to do his own podcast. He only owns four shirts. He's constantly advertising what you want to do. He's constantly advertising. He's ever trying to show he's doing while he's on it. It's John Goodman from the Big Lebowski. He looks like he kind of hit there. Well, I pulled this clip and I decided not to keep it. But at the very beginning of the show,

he asked people to donate to his paypal or Venmo. And it's like, this is the show behind the paywall. These are people already pay for your show. You start on the ass of the paywall. He must, he must need to double the money This is the show behind the paywall. These are people already pay for your show. You start off as a pay for him. He must, he must need to double the money for a free. He definitely needs to double the money and then double it again to then double it three more times after that.

He's not doing well. Two more clips I have on here. This is just a quick story about when Danny came out to visit Stuttering John out in LA and talking about his motorcycle. No, I have mine. It's just, you know, the battery is cold. I mean, it's shot because, you know, I don't know. I don't ride as much as I should. Yeah, yeah, I know.

You know, but, but,, yeah, I don't, I do. But, but, you know, by love it, one of these days, maybe you'll come out and then we'll go for it. I told you, I'm not telling you, I came out and fucking, fucking, I'm having a part. Daddy and his, daddy and done,

fucking take my Harley and, and they disappear for like fucking six hours. I'm like, where the fuck are they? And then you Then he saw like fucking seven or eight o'clock in the So drunk So he'd so Danny Ran off with his motorcycle. I guess. I didn't understand that story either. He's like, I don't know what the timeline was or how long it meant. Just mad about it. This is the most cringe part of the entire show. And this is John remembering a song he came up with 45 years ago.

And let's see if if he and daddy could sing it together. Oh, no, no. On. I remember once, Daniel, when I remember when we slept out in your backyard in this song comes to my head, because you and I, you know, Pat and Gary were sleeping. And then you and I, now I'm going to sing this for you and let's see if you remember it. I remember it.

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You're gay. Okay. So I am doing a watch along all the Howard Stern shows with a Huzi Adam Hughes. Yeah, we're going to do angry black versus crazy cabbie in May. So this year we're going to be doing a lot of watch along of Stuttering John, Arty, and many others from the Howard Stern Child. Does he know he's doing this?

Is he usually agreed to this? Yes. Okay, good. It's about to make sure. So he was supposed to come on on Wednesday to watch the flunky versus the junky, but I was doing with producer Chris and I was just doing a lot of John impressions.

I don't think he has a producer Chris. And that he does John impression. I know. It's fucking confusing. Michael, do it again. Do your John again. I, I, I, I, I faced crazy cammy 20 years ago. Okay.

All right. I wanted to ask you a question, Michael, since we have you and Chr curious, because you know, Chrissy obviously has put you on the map, she put you on her show, she let you host her show. I'm wondering if you're interested in this, but I'm just curious, because you know, Chrissy obviously has put you on the map, she put you on her show, she let you host her show. I'm wondering if you're interested in this, but I'm just curious if because you do you know, Chrissy obviously has put you on the map. She put you on her show. She let you host her show. I'm wondering if maybe you have a crush on Chrissy mayor.

Do you ever think about her fantasize about that? I actually do have a crush on her. Okay. Actually, I thought she was, when I met her, I think like three years ago at Communions from the compound, I thought she was single. So I didn't even know that. Just to get a chance. You asked, you asked if me and Frank wanted

to have a threesome with you. Yeah, and I was like, what the fuck? Was I sane? Like, what were you saying? I don't care who's involved. I'm not. I just was like,'m like, why am I saying this shit? Follow up question. Follow up question.

If you're having a threesome with Chrissian or boyfriend, and your guys balls, talk is that gay? Yes. Like, what do you mean? Okay, okay, okay, new question. What if he finishes on your face? Is that gay? In both holes or in one hole? I didn't get that far. I wasn't thinking that much. What what? I mean, like, if it's in both holes, it's fine. But if it's in one hole, it's very pay. OK.

There's enough holes for everyone. Yeah, good news, Chrissy. I can double-vad you. Of course. The Lord bless me with many holes. Michael, how often do you jerk off thinking about Chrissy Mayer? Carl. I mean, we didn't we didn't know this. Uh, I don't know.

I'm not often enough. I'll answer first. Never once. Bull, ballpark. I don't think so. I'm thinking about the top of the spank bank. All right. Well, that was fun.

Hey, Michael Gavin, I'll leave people can check out the Michael Gavin, I'll leave show on YouTube and it's probably in podcast form too, right? No, just only on YouTube. Okay. Well, thanks for coming on the show. It was good to see you. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Thanks. Yeah, buddy. All right. Now it's just something. Now, thank God, I was in peace. Chris, you do want to know how off of you jerks off to you, though, right? I used to want to know. And now it's just kind of like, eh, yeah, don't answer your

don't ask questions. You don't want the answers. Yeah. I like that she used to want to know, though. That's weird. Not not really. All right.

Well, Chrissy, you've been a great sport. He definitely has like pissed me off like a lot over the years. So it's just kind of like, oh, how hello, Michael, you know, you've created a monster. You know that. He did sort of take my idea and basically tried to do the same thing. Are you just realizing that now?

No, I, yeah, but he pointed out, I'm like, yeah, like when comedy and porn meet, and I'm like, but his podcast isn't really about that. It's just him like talking about himself or doing watch a vlog to the Howard Search Show. Yeah. It's going on now. Chris, we're gonna find your fabulous shows. Oh, yes. The Chrissy Mayer podcast is on iTunes, YouTube Spotify, SoundCloud, The Wet Spot is on Comprom Media Mondays at 7 p.m. Eastern, every week. And then, actually, most importantly, I have an album coming out March 15th. It's called Live from January 6th. You can pre-order on iTunes and Amazon. I want to get that to be like number one to piss off all the wolf comics. That's my dream. That's my goal. And yeah, doing a bunch of shows. I'll be at Good Night's impressive. You got a lot going on.

Every day. Yeah. Very well done. Chrissy, thank you so much for coming on. We always enjoy talking with you. Thanks for having me, guys. This is hard. Slute.

Oh, wow. Oh, you know that Hell's Parks was on Eric's Zane show? Shut the fuck up. Really? Yeah. Eric had Hell on. And I watched it. It was a lot of Hell just fucking talking and talking and talking, like he just not shut up.

It's like John Luzman was a guest. Cause he can just let him just talk the whole time. Just show for him. Interjector, anything like that. It makes it really easy. But I did pull a couple of clips that I wanted to play on here. First off, I think it's important that we know that Hell Sparks is a fan of the New World Order.

You know what the New World Order is? An alliance of democracies. That's what it is. It's been, I mean, when have you heard the New World Order spoken of in decent terms ever in your life? It's always been a spooky word to scare the world. You know what it is? The opposite of the Old World Order. Ask yourself what the old, what was the old world order? Think about it for a second. Theocracies, monarchies, and dictatorships murdering cannon fodder on a weekly basis. I am not a fan of Hellsparcs. Everyone says I'm smarty as he's kind of an idiot. Well, I mean, when you put him next to the Southern John. Yeah. Okay, this guy's articulate, but it's like I mean maybe change a name people it's you know You don't want to call it the new world. Oh, it's not a good thing. Yeah, ever since that George Bush set it

It's kind of like oh the guy who had it up the CIA and then became vice president even though Reagan didn't like him and then became president like Seed like he's up to no good. I don't know about that. Yeah, maybe change a name All right, so He's up to no good. I don't know about that one. Yeah, maybe change your name. Maybe You want to rebrand is what you want to do All right, so Eric does ask how if he's familiar with who are these podcasts and The way that hell answers that's like all of a sudden he's like shot at a canvas whole time All of a sudden he's taking a back a little bit slows down his rhythm a little bit And it makes it seem like maybe he does know who we are But he pretends he doesn't.

Are you familiar with who are these podcasts? Who are, uh, no. Okay. That's a show I listen to, which features a lot of stuttering John moments. Oh, got you. Okay. And they, uh, they, they parked on a potential problem. Is there a riff between you and John?

Uh, no. Okay. They, they, we were going to, we were going to do some live shows. is there a riff between you and John? No. Okay. They, they, we were going to, we were going to do some live shows and we had to reschedule that or something and, and I think that's where people got that idea. But no. Okay. Okay. That, they talked about it.

They, they featured it. They said, is there something going on between Hal and John? They, they like to park on a lot of the things John says and make fun of them and roast them. I see. Gotcha. So they're really just looking for an in for another way to attack Stuttering John. Correct.

Correct. Okay. Well, then that would be one of those situations like I've been talking about what should draw your attention to the essential flaw in the argument being made, because it is a targeted myopic argument meant to score certain points in the arrow field. So anything done under that, guys under that theme should be seen as only that theme. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. A little error goes, oh, I see. You didn't even say anything just there.

I mean, no sense whatsoever. Well, anything that A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick. A little bit of a sense, Rick.

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and get John on the phone. I'm gonna bring you in so that you could talk to John on the car. All right, let me know when. I know what I've heard. I knew that wasn't gonna happen. That's a couple of steps here. You weren't waiting by the phone. No. All right, then he'll

do say something on his show that I agree with. I just want people to know that, um, and I know this will upset people, but the world is not going to end. I know people are counting on it. There's a lot of people rapture ready folks out there. Probably listen to you. The world's

not going to end. It's going to keep rolling along. You're gonna have to keep making more decisions about your diet and exercise and what job you're gonna take and whether you're gonna quit, what kind of relationship you're in, all that shit's never gonna end until you do. It's not gonna end before.

But I thought we only had 12 more years because we're gonna get one and a half degrees warmer. What does it mean? Who's rooting? What does it mean the world's not gonna end? The world's end? I don't know. What the fuck is he talking about?

I don't know how to talk. You can end it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha God everybody really everybody is a fucking relax. I mean there's African kids like the African tweens with a K's to a woman's head for the last 30 years suddenly white people are shooting white people and everybody's fucking clutching their pearls and it's like it's so far out of that take Come on that's a new take all Alright clutch in the car. That's all freak out about it. Did you happen to hear I know you're a big fan of Tellum Steve Dave. I love it. Brian Johnson. Yep. Friend of the

show. He gave us a nice little shout out on Tellum Steve Dave. Every day. Wow. So what do we got this week? We got the dogs. We got um little little what we call housekeeping We business one thing for my buddy Carl who does a podcast called who are these podcasts? Mm-hmm. It's at number 300 Which is no small feat we can attest to that. Yeah, so that's all I care. You don't care

I probably nobody cares This Carl guy that he's impinging upon my day? Why do you know I am funny? I know. I'm so fucking great about Carl. There was this time where we weren't hanging out and I met him and then we started talking. That's it. That's all. Congratulations.

That's a 300-knead joke. 300 Carl. Yeah, who are these podcasts? It's funny. He makes fun of people. He rips in the Stuttering John on a weekly basis. Oh, really? At a certain point, I started living for it. Oh, all right. Cool. I love it. What is Stuttering John up to weekly basis. Really? At a certain point I started living for it. Oh, all right.

Cool. I love it. What is Stuttering John up to? I haven't heard that name in quite a while. But Stuttering John does a podcast and he does something on Patreon called Beer on the Belkini, which like Carl will take snippets from either his podcast or the Beer on the Belkini, which is a video, video podcast and video cast whatever. And break it down as to like why Stuttering John is a complete idiot.

And it's pretty fucking accurate. Really? Like just recently he did one where you remember like she's my cherry. Put a weird couple that it's pretty accurate. When they rip us there, John, it's pretty accurate. The other guy goes, wow. Right now that's on it. Warren. Yeah that's funny.

Warren? Yeah, of course. The girl Bobby Brown, who was the model, the blonde chick, in that the cherry pie girl, did an interview with Stuttering John. And when I tell you that it's disturbing, like, I lived in Los Angeles, and I watched somebody jump off a roof and kill themselves right in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard. Watching a stuttering John hit on this woman was more disturbing. Yeah, it's really like it's what I think every woman is like that's what I'm talking about.

That kind of guy. Yeah. Like disgrace. And he's just like he's like this ultra liberal now who's just like still beat the fucking Trump drum and Yeah, it's all he's got that's all he's trained his mind for four years, and I guess I'll let that go right so that's the part I look to look forward to the most is just listen to a tomborrip on stutter John and then Anthony Kumia jumps in to the fray Other people getting Happy 300 I'll get it on next. Well, hey, so happy 300 carol.

Yes. Thanks, Brian. Oh, my God. It's awesome. That was really, really well done. Duke sent me a note saying that he heard Brian talking about us on there. God, I'm so fucking behind in my pod. I know.

Surprise you didn't know about that. God damn it. Thought for sure you would have heard that. What I'm hearing is we're two seconds away from having be cute on the show Yeah, I know he said you at first you didn't see what he was all that into it And he's like, oh, okay, I could get into that sounds good. Let's anchor you say all right Yeah, I'll check that out his reaction is the best. Oh, what am I here? Favorite part about it. Oh, you have a friend named girl gets a shit

That was great. Why are you rooting my name? We did it for a million. We also got a nice shout out on Noah Jenda. And Noah Jenda has this segment where people donate and they read notes from people who donate and props to serve farmer Todd from Pennsylvania for sending in this note.

I had a longer note with boring shit no one cares about. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Don't say that. Drive toward like my lame 43rd birthday, 3, 3, you're on the list. And they cut off, they cut off me at 250 characters. Some of the, some reason that happens.

Adam, do WATP? What is that? It must be sure. What are these podcasts? Oh, what are these podcasts? You're your jam. How come great? You know, I've been in that pie. I've been in there, but I just didn't click sorry. Mm hmm. Uh, Vic is stuttering John's daughter. So meta. So farmer Todd from Sir farmer Todd from the upper of something tie a doton to to doton. To the doton.

I don't know. He talks in riddles. Is Vicki or Vic on the what are these podcasts? I guess. Okay. Lorraine Converse, three thirty. Vicki, by the way, was not on it when I was on it. Okay.

Wow. Would you even remember if she was? Vick getting a shout out from Adam Curry. I don't know if she realized how cool that is. The MTV VJ. I know. Bad beggars, Bob. VJ.

Talking about Vicki from who are these podcasts? Vicki. Yeah, she just wrote, I don't know who that is. Call it her Vicki from the one these podcasts? Vicki. Yeah, she just wrote, I don't know who that is. Call it her Vicki from that one. That's fucking funny. Just to hear John C. DeVorek talk about Vicki's Stuttery John's daughter or something, whatever that was, it was very entertaining.

Thank you for doing that, Sarah. I'm routinely forgetting you was on the show. And forgetting what it's called, it's a tour of these podcasts. But I understand, grammatically it's not correct. But yes, Adam Curry opened invitation my friend. I know that you're busy doing the Joe Rogan experience four times. But if you could take a break from that and do where these podcasts, we'd love to have you on here. Also, I just want to point out the Brendan shop.

It's a piece of shit. Did you see what he's up to now? Shocking. No. He's suing unique. That guy, Syonzy, who we had on the show that one time, he got his- Well, that guy sucks too, so.

He does, but he's suing him for goofing on him and he got his whole YouTube channel taken down. What? Because the copyright claims. Fuck him. Yeah, do you find any shops of fucking piece of shit? Shins, do you find people now? Dude, everyone goofs on that guy.

Everyone does. Sucks, yes. He sucks. He sucks, Brennan, you suck at comedy. What everyone does sucks ass. He sucks. He's suck at Brendan you suck at cavity What shows sucks your network sucks? What did you just suing people what did you do? I think he was playing clips So I think it was a copyright but it's fair use and honestly a British job somehow manages to win this this is Bad for a lot of people This is bad for a lot of people, especially your truly. Fuck a Brendan shop for making take sides with fucking science.

I know. I fucking hate that guy too. I know, so. It's one of those things where you do have to root for free speech. God, it's like the 2016 election all over again. You got a big one of them, asshole. Isn't there a libertarian? All right. With that, I think it's time to babble, babble, babble.

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So war going on. And this guy's giving out tickets because they're not in their car for all to the side of the street parking day. He just ignored me. You walk by. These guys are tough as nails. You can't shake them.

They don't give a crap. That's tough as nails. Everyone ignores you. You're a lunatic. You scream at people from across the road. Of course they don't give a crap. That's tough as nails. That's tough as nails. Everyone ignores you. You're a lunatic. You scream at people from across the road. Of course they're going to ignore you. No one wants to engage with that. It's ridiculous.

Oh, this is really funny. I'm going to play this a little bit out of order. This is from a different livestream. He was doing, he went to the Beacon Theater, opi-debt. With his phone out, he's live streaming. He wants to show people the Beacon Theater and it's closed. So he walks over to the two guys

who are working at the ticket booth to see if he can get into the beacon theater. One of the guys recognizes OP. And this gets OP very excited. So. This is gonna go south. Yes. This is gonna go south because I need to read the note

that this guy sat in this guy forest, who's my fucking hero right now, sent me a note along with the link to this. Hey, Carl, long time, listen to it for many years here. I thought you might find this interesting. A couple of days ago, I found myself suddenly thrust into the middle of Opie's livestream. I work on the Upper West side at the Beacon Theatre, and I was just about to eat lunch. I see a familiar face walking the lobby. He has a little back and forth of the coworker of mine. When I decided to ask, are you Greg Opie

Hughes? He seemed genuinely delighted to be recognized. Of course, I completely squandered the moment mostly because I didn't want to say anything that would get me in trouble. As soon as he left, I went and found the livestream where he was basking in the glow of his fame. The irony to all of this is that I would never have recognized Opie by face or by voice. If it had not been one of the many characters that I've come to know and love on WATP, in all honesty, I would have been more star struck by Patrick Michael Tom Myers or even Ash. But OP was what I got.

Here's the video. So I'm going to play you the clip from this and he's a patreon subscriber. So for us, thank you so much. This is really an amazing thing that happens. We're hoping it's recognized. I'm excited about it, but it's only because we've made him famous. Yeah.

No, I understand how that works. I'm just gonna show it on my life's too. Have a good day, guys. I'm gonna be grateful for you. Yes! What's going on? Who are you? I'm just a guy who works here.

All right. I literally was just going to like walk and show him the theater, but that's cool. You're all over the world right now. Say hi. Hi, all right. Sorry to bother you guys, all right. I was going to be a dick and then he recognized me. So now I can't be a dick. Now I'm kidding. See you later. Right? So far, as he did it perfect, buddy. You gave me a shout out. I definitely appreciate that. Opie leaves the theater and he's still so excited. Oh, he's watching that.

He was so excited. He's so excited. He's so excited. He's so excited. He's so excited. He's so excited. He's so excited. He's so excited.

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I told you guys a while ago, it's one a day. And so the best part is that it like that could be like, Hey, oh, how are you? Oh, hey, how are you? He goes, Hey, Carl. Yeah, I know. That's fantastic. That's great. Made me very happy.

So great job, Forest. We do appreciate that. All right, OP start talking about what he would do if he was president. OP is a child. All right. This is what a kid would say. But I would, I would, I would absolutely explore every inch of that White House and check out the history of it.

Oh my God, that'd be amazing. And then they're like, Mr. President, the world is falling apart of my camp and I'm rubbing my balls all over the Lincoln bedroom. Give me a minute. Yeah, I'm so stupid. Of course. I need ice cream for a meal and jack off in all the room. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And then he literally talks about how he wants

to see if he can find Clinton's splooge in the White House. And then you walk in the Oval Office and you got to think, I don't care who you are, I don't care if you're Trump Yeah, let's go with Bush Your first thought is like so where to Clinton do it Where do you go? I'm doing it in a look around like it was it right there? Oh my god And then you're on your hands and knees and you're like you tell all your people to leave

And you're looking for like Remnants of Clinton's time in the Oval Office. Why? Why would you be looking for some guy's speech on the floor? I lick the carpet. Yeah. Taste anything. God.

Well, fucking weirdo. And then that segues directly into someone saying, hey, but you recently said that you could take on Joe Rogan, you'd probably beat him, do you still feel that way? Oh my god. Because that's a perfect time to ask him, as he's talking about getting on his hands and knees to find Clint and Splooge in the Oval Office.

Oh, still, uh, oh, still think you could take on Joe Rogan, of course. Why not? My history shows I'm fucking good at this, yes. What a moron. Why not? My history shows a fucking good at this. Yes. What a moron. What history. What the fucking moron this guy has. You know he's like, well, yeah, of course. Of course I got it. I just take a Joe Rogan. He doesn't understand why Joe Rogan's popular. He's made that very clear. Doesn't listen to the Joe Rogan show. He has no idea what Joe Rogan does. He has no idea that his

show is for children. Opie shows for children. Joe Rogan does. He has no idea that his show is for children. Opie shows for children. Joe Rogan talks to scientists, politicians. I wouldn't let my children listen to Opie. What are you talking about? Well, no, I know. I'd rather than listen to Colin Danny, but all right. Well, he truly believes that if he wanted to, he would be able to take on Joe Rogan. Not doing what he's currently doing, obviously.

The current state of my live streaming and my podcasting, yeah, no, of course not. But of course, I believe that. There was a time I was just a fucking kid doing radio in Rochester, New York, then Buffalo, then BAB on Long Island, and I completely believe that I could be bigger than Howard Stern. So yes, my daddy taught me that shit. You're daddy taught you that, say what does that mean? So he's trying to say that you could do a different format and it would be bigger than Joe Rogan.

He's just not doing that. Why not? Why not do something better than what you're doing now then if it would be so great? That doesn't make any sense at all. No Take that clip that I played with Dick Masterson where he's talking about like just because you say you put in little effort to something Doesn't make that okay. Don't do that. Why are you doing something that you're putting little effort into? It's stupid. It's a waste of time. You're embarrassing yourself. It means you're bad at it It means you're bad at and you're trying to come up with an excuse

Trying to make it because it's hard to say I could take on Joe Rogan when you see the view count on your live stream is 87 people It's you know what I mean it's like wait what Joe you know how many people listen to Joe Rogan I don't know about that. It sounds crazy But Opie's talking about how back when he was doing the radio show even before Anthony He was figuring out how to do radio. He could do it again. I had a damn good radio show going and then meeting Anthony and having the chemistry. We exploded. But before that, I already was laying down the roots that would become the Opian Anthony show.

The Opian Anthony show was Jim Norton and Anthony Kumiya. Nobody was playing Sponge and STP better than him. Yeah, right. Exactly. It was the alternative rock. So I want to just put this out there. Does anyone have audio from OP show before Anthony joined it? Because he's trying to claim right here, like I was gonna go that way no matter what.

Like I was on my way. I was doing this thing. It turned into the OP and Anthony show. I want to listen to this show. That would be so amazing. So if anyone can shoot me links or nose where I could find such a thing, I would love to review old OP from the 90s before he met Anthony Cumia. That would be, that'd be fun.

Now listen, would it be difficult to beat Joe Rogan in podcasting? It might be. So yeah, when I say that I, I, I believe I can be better than Joe Rogan. Yeah, why wouldn't I still want to think that? My dad taught me to try to be the best at whatever I wanted to do in my life. Yes, I do believe it. But I also understand what kind of work that would take. And Luzin, Vickendly and Carl makes it a little tougher for sure.

For sure. I would have to find other you know other people and build a I build a radio show from scratch again. He thinks that not having Vic Henley's was holding it back. You're not gonna take out Joe Roy with Vic Henley on your show. Are you crazy? Why does he think that? And Carl Rees was trying to tell you to shut the fuck up most of the time. He just like stop turn that thing off.

Why you following me around this Zoom recorder? What's going on right now? So I love the Sharot small, it doesn't even get mentioned anymore. What happened to Sharot small? What was this falling out they had? He used to be on the show all the time. I mean, now he doesn't even bring him up.

He's just like, well, the reason why my show starts is because Carl and Vic died. Well, do you have tons of other friends? What happened to all these people? Oh, and also he goes, my dad taught me if I'm gonna do something I should be the best dad. Right after saying he's putting no effort into what he's doing right now, what is your dad teaching that?

Gets rolling over in his brain. Did your dad ever say, just sit in your car and broadcast a Facebook? See what happens. Just see where that gets ya. And I love this clip because O.B. finally catches himself and realizes that he's a fucking idiot. And I would absolutely, you know, I try to take care of my health and it's the only reason why I don't eat chicken wings every single day. I might eat chicken wings.

Why am I telling you this? You don't give a f- what if I'm doing? What are you doing? You used to talk to Trump on the radio now you're gonna tell him about your chicken wings. Oh, Do you all eat chicken wings a couple times a year? Would you like to tell everybody what a loser I am? He's the only one doing it. So he is the best at it You're best standing on that. I like that.

Lots of podcasts for their car talking about what they don't eat. Moments of clarity. I know, I'm the guy that he's like, looking at him, so I'm like, what the fuck am I doing right now? I would anyway care about this. I love this, this open noise.

This is gonna stand on the board. Whoa. It almost sounds like banana dogs. Oh! The reason why he made that noise is because he had this epiphany. And it was crazy because he's like, wait a second. The car behind me just got a ticket

because there's no one in it. And in front of me is a dumpster. So if the street sweeper comes, there's no way they're gonna make me move my car and I won't lose my spot That was the noise he made when he figured out he's not gonna lose his parking spot Okay, his dad wouldn't do that It's amazing. Oh, maybe I have the clip of that so that officially means if a street sweeper comes There's no reason why I would move because it can't get around the car behind me because the guy's not in it

And then there's a dumpster in front of me so he can't do his like, you know, it's a little swirvy swerve So I am really excited right now because I am good. What a life. I'm officially good holy shit That's what makes his day. Yeah, he's not gonna lose his parking spot. I found a 20 in my jeans earlier. I did not make a beep He's not gonna lose his parking spot. I found a 20 in my jeans earlier. I did not make a heap. Yeah. Whoa! I think I'm in my pants.

Guys, did Obe get fired from Sirius XM? Yes. No, he did not get fired from Sirius XM. And the day I got let go, officially never fired, by the way. I know the haters like to try to push that agenda, but it's not true. They got her in my VIP accounts. They really want to make it hurt.

They're like, not only are we gonna try to destroy his career, we're not gonna let him listen to the pro-channel. All right, so they let you go from the job that you wanted to have it ruined your career. They took away your free streaming, but you weren't fired. Yeah, it's like Milton from office spaces like, we're just gonna stop paying them. That's the definition of being fired. I don't care what you call it, let go fired. It's the same fucking thing.

It's the exact same fucking thing Oh, so not for nothing I pay for serious X. I'm not even using I don't even know why I pay for it I guess like how was this I'm ridiculous I guess so I don't even know what you cost me 12 bucks a month Maybe like you could have just gotten to the fucking if you like ProJail radio You just get a fucking account. Yeah, sorry. It's not free anymore But wow he's something else. All right this last thing that I want to play for you guys I was actually taken a back by and a little bit offended I tried a lot of medicine when I was living in Western New York as man you want to talk about deer getting hit by cars Oh my god

It is It is not good in Western New York when it comes to deer getting hit by cars wow We so everybody has a venison recipe. I've tried a venison chili It is not good in Western New York when it comes to deer getting hit by cars. Wow, we. So everybody has a venison recipe. I've tried a venison chili. Guys, we all live in Western New York. We've all been here for a while. Has anyone ever eaten roadkill? Do you know anyone who's ever eaten roadkill?

That's when he's implying. He's like, well, deer get hit by cars. So everyone knows how to make venison. What? They hunt deer. Oh, be not with their car with a bow or a gun. What is he talking about? Does he really think that people hit deer

and then turn it into dinner? Is that what he thinks? I'm not gonna say it's never happened, but I'm not telling you what I know. I know a lot of people around here. I think I have a new goodbye for the board here. And Chovies, oh my God, now we gotta go. That's all I have for my friend.

Open this week, but please send in your OP song parodies. I'm calling the here in my car. You're in car, it's okay. I got my own idea. You got an idea too? Yeah, okay. Cool, well got my own idea. You got an idea too. Okay, cool. Well, do with it what you will. And you brought some animal crawsley.

Did you want to listen to some of that? Sure, I mean, I just thought that it'll be fun to bring some stuff. I mean, we've talked about Patrick Michael's music in a long, long time. Sure. And these are particularly bad. Let's pick one of them.

Let's see. I guess I would go with comfort food. All right, comfort food. Fucking pretty hilarious. It sounds like the song title. Sounds like Jamar Malade. Right. But I'm a feeling it's not that well produced.

It's really good. Yeah. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I'm not a fan of the song. I Been doing this forever and now they know I was 17 years old And I start ripping it apart and making it tight I'm still trying to get a little bit better

Trying to leave this love letter. It's not as it was like no He's so pretty I think I'm a little bit better I just want to approve just a little back He's gonna go keep you guessing it Does his suck or is it total shit? He was gonna... Mike at the age of 17? You're an adult already. You just finally found a microphone?

And five below. Yeah. Shout out to Indiana. I can speed it harder, no harder But I'm from Indiana, you know what I'm saying I'm a bit bad Shout out to Indiana Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, do you mean you're from the state of Indiana? I can't believe it I'm from Indiana

I'm from Indiana I'm from Indiana Alright, let's harmonize to that you ready? Yeah Even gas and y'all Shout out to no Carter Oh, it's so funny. Oh, it's so funny. Jesus. Oh, it's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. Is it a good chorus?

Thanks, I hope. This is the way me down and I'm coming up. So, I'm actually doing this. I don't need you. Japanese bed listening to 21-spinets too much. I don't need a hand out. My music's on a shelf. But it's coming back off. let me dust it off by myself

Don't need to hand out my music on the shelf let me pull it out and I'll dust it off by myself Brilliant well done I believe I'm like a balloon cuz when it comes to popping it'll be shown and I'll be on top and you'll be in a room To clean up domestic I have left why you hope breath Waiting for me to explore Is any one of the dogs I think I'm having another adult what the fuck's he talking about it might have been too much to do a classic game room in this This is the most same as. I should have ever heard. He's like a balloon.

Yeah, and then he is on top and you're a broom. What? I think his head is empty. He's like a balloon. For you, I know from living in a shadow of you. I'm a view. This is abuse. I'm still concerned. This is abuse. This abuse to me. You're you're abusing music

I'll put together this backing track. They did not anticipate this was gonna happen. They would not have done this They would have slowed their roll if they had known he would have got his hands on it I thought he was doing a something with 17 now it's forever Is this literally about cleaning his room? It's called Comfort Food. Yeah. Has he even brought a food? Yeah, he's talking about dusting and brooms.

I'm shifting better. I need some lamb ram and dogs too. Yeah. I love when he talks to himself. I Love when he talks to himself Me Amber your remin I'm not that damn stupid. I'm sorry. I'm not that stupid. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not here to comfort you No comfort food, but you eat it up. I told you from the beginning. I won't give a fuck Animal Jamaica right from India It's hard to tell I read in Indiana I like his photo on that too. That's nice. Yeah, it's like Benny Hill and Wilford Grimley at the same time.

He has a class act that is for sure. What have we done today, Andy? Wow. It was a star study. The answer is we've done it. Just say the answer. You know the answer. We talked about Mark Bussler and the amazing creative things that comes out of this guy.

That's not really very impressive. Stuttering John had to prove to us that all the stuff he did as a kid that he wrote in his book or true. And his buddy Danny told me that he has his back on it just so you know, Hell Spars is on the Eric Zangel. We should check that out. Check out Eric's interview with him. Thanks to Sir Farmer Todd for the shout out.

I'm Noah Jenda. Thank you so much for Brian Johnson. For the shout out, running shop is a piece of shit. OP is going to take on Joe Rogan. As soon as he gets around to it, he's just got to find a funny friend and then he'll definitely do that. So you know what that means?

It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The team's got the switch. The team's got the switch. The team's got the switch. The team's got the switch. The team's got the switch. The team's got the switch. This is the part of the show where I tease the audience

about what we're going to do next week and who are these podcasts. Welcome to who are these podcasts? White power. Next week and Julie Egar in studio. Oh, yeah. He's in Rochester doing comedy with Vinnie Paulino as his feature act. So we're going to get those guys over here and do a show together. So for the Shule haters, feel free to not be in the discord that day. It's fine. You don't have to, you don't have to listen. No, it's forcing you to. For the

Vinnie Paulino haters. I'll be out of town. Yeah. Andy, anything that you want to promote, my friend? Yeah, check out my curated garbage pale kids coffee table book that I'm putting together. You might as well. Yeah, I'm sure you have to be able to publish your for it.

Classic game room. All right, well, please join us again next week. Oh, you know what, fuck, we should put a catch of dab or two before we sign off. Oh, card of us again next week. Oh, you know what? Fuck we should play the catch a dabler too before before we sign off. Cardiff is yelling at you. No, I just remembered that but he he is Fuck you, Cardiff. This isn't the card of show. Hey, uh, it's a jampex show. Victor, do you want to play to catch a dabler? Absolutely.

to catch a dabble or? Absolutely. Hello. Oh, Mickey in the house. All right, you guys remember how to play this game, right? Nope. All right. Well, what's, what's, listen to it? Maybe he'll tell us how.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabble. Just last night, the bill was like 180 190 what did John say next here are your choices again one so I don't know I threw down like three one hundred dollar bills $100 bills. No. B. Ever. And I realized I left my wallet at home. Three. But I don't know. They did not accept amics. So I had to find an ATM. I.

V. And I left, I don't know, a 25, 30% tip. E and all I ordered was nine cores light and I don't know a baloney sandwich. Lastly and I don't know I thought she would pay half or at least show some appreciation for the dinner. Took cash. A dabler. I forgot the fucking answers. I'm gonna give you mine.

I'm gonna say it's the 25% tip one. Because that kind of like is like justifying why you're cheap, but you're still contributing money. I thought the same thing. Chris? Well, he likes to impress the 300. Yeah. I'm gonna go with that.

That was my second choice. What do you think, Vic? I'm gonna go with the second one. I don't remember what it said, but the second one. I think that was the same one. Yeah, I think that was a 3100. So I just threw down 300, 300, 300 dollar bills. OK, well, we're all going to be wrong. Let's find out.

What does the discord think? No one knows what the fuck. It was the answer. It's where people like this game. So Fuljiko, who's very knowledgeable on this topic, says the ATM one, but does John have a American Express card? Hmm. Huh.

All right. Let's find out. I mean, he lies anyways. So, well, he might have a card that says J1, I'll have it. All right, contestants. It's time to lock in your answer. Just last night, the bill was like 180, 190. And then I either, I don't know 25 30 percent tip

But be sure to come back next week to find out if you are Man enough to catch a I don't know why it's called to catch a damn water I'm gonna fucking sense. I'm dabbling tipping. I know his tricks. Well, I won. There was someone in our subreddit who was bitching about us playing games on the show, like, played games on your own time.

Everyone could play a vlog, sir. That's the point of having games on shows. You play a log and a home. It's called the skip ahead, but... Or the fuck on the other side. Or there the fuck are there some ask ask run away. That's the to be God. Please do it again next week. It might be the episode we find out once

if we're all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every party in the most of morning radio. Show these old right now. Hmm. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Who gives a shit, who gives a fight?

Fuck you! Uh-oh, great hard alert. Great hard alert, class. Thanks a lot, Carl. Ah! I can't book a take it! No! And that's the way!

Well, let's all run a lesson from this podcast. Don't do what we do. Which is... You know, who are these podcasts? Oh, yes. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

From our show Subreddit, Fuffa Flowheim makes us blush with, on behalf of Dabbler Nation, congrats Karl, producer Chris, Kroge, Vinnie, and all of WATP. This is the Mount Rushmore of WATP guest co-hosts. Phenomenal, you guys are awesome. I'm Miss Paneus. We agree. I'm Angie.

And Ega. You're a sick of fiend. T-all are one writes 300 episodes. Wow, that's many long-wasted hours I'll never get back. Thanks, Carl. Yo soy el guayo 2. Don't forget the time on this sub. Earl of Turd Shire notes.

Carl bringing back Fatbitch after one episode was well worth it. Thought kicker. 300. When I think of that number, I think of Spartan warriors. You guys are kinda like the Spartans. Soft, flabby, don't believe in vocalists. Warriors of Rochester. Congratulations.

I think deeply in principled posts, 300 shattered dreams. Congrats, gentlemen. Tony the Tiger notes. John has turned into a human troll-like monster. Holy crap, does he look bad. Love the podcast, guys. Brad Logan 00 says what we're all thinking. I missed the goat. Hey, rubber dick. Not even a drunk-in voicemail this time. Mox with the update. And the is currently leaving voicemails for Sarah Silverman that are 50% lavish praise, 50%

autistic self-harm stories. Sir James comments, now that was a music special I can get behind. Nice work, Jents. Also, that broad sounds a lot like the viewer discretion advised person on Hulu, and over at YouTube, we get reactions to Stuttering John's interview with Bobby Brown. Gregory leads with, okay, now I understand why this channel covers John so much. This 20 minutes is friggin' gold. KC debris shares.

I have to pause a couple times to regroup. Some of the clips of John's interview were really tough to watch. I got really bad douche chills. Chris L. agrees. I don't know how he does it. He's like a magician. John just keeps getting more and more douche chills Chris L. Agree's. I don't know how he does it. He's like a magician John just keeps getting more and more douche chilling DB is trying to kill us with take a shot every time John says You know holy shit dude and so many socks some day out while playing us out with I came for the laughs stayed for the curtain

Oh shit that reminded me cringing the week Did reminded me, cringed of the week. Did you bring a cringed of the week? I did, but I mean, I wasn't gonna force it. Cringed of the week, cringed of the week! Now this could have been, if I had been here for 300, this might have been the pod. Oh, it went with? Okay.

And this is June Diane, on the deep die. And it starts off with What was it? Where's my fucking notes? You looking through pages of pages of notes clip 18. This is the beginning of the deep dive everybody gets sight for high energy Yes podcasting. It's gonna be jacked up by the gym. It's gonna be jacked. Chantop Redu Show. It's a Chantop Redu Show. All right, I'm psyched out.

That's it. Hi Jessica. Tune. I need you to raise me up. Sweetie, I'm going to have the same energy. I need you to raise me up. I was even like, do I fake it today? Do I just try to fake it? Because does anybody want this? You know, I'm so relieved.

I actually, a couple of things I want you to know. I must texted you 10 times this morning saying, we got a punt. 10 times this morning saying we got a punt. Pant, punch! Oh! Ha ha ha! Wow, what a way to start a show. I really don't want to be doing this. Yeah, this is going to be terrible.

This is so... Right, you don't have to fucking do it. All right, now, so the point of this... But Andy, what other podcasts are even out there would be able to listen to? How was I- I need someone else to do it. I need someone else to do it.

Yeah, listen to that. I'll give you some joy. This need someone to tell you. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something. I need someone to tell you something.

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All right, please just play it. It's great. Anyway, long story short, I, in third grade, one day, why is this going to make me cry? I'm already crying. I'm already crying. I'm already crying. I'm already crying. We're not, this episode may not be released. Um, Susan announced

a real surprise, like no warning that she did not want to be my friend anymore. I can't see this. I can't see this. I'm crashing too now. I'm just so tired with your little hearts are so young. It's so, it's just, it could be so cruel. It's too much. I know I'm sorry. This is so tricky right now,

but I'm so crazy. What's happening? Hi. What's the name of this podcast? The Deep Dive. The Deep Dive. Everybody go to the Deep Dive's Apple page and leave a review.

June the hand, I do not want to be your friend anymore. I think that's the thing when I said. If you wrote down to, page and leave a review June the hand I did not want to be your friend anymore I just read our reviews and Carl 666 doesn't want to be my friend anymore and he does Andy Bukaki King Oh my god it's just so absurd. That's absurd. Wow. Worst of the year!

Oh god, yeah, that would have been a winner, although it wasn't a contest. Yeah. Alright, let's vote! Hey, I'm looking for a specific person. Who's stupid fucking blah blah blah blah! Vicki, are you there still? Vicki! Oh my god hello Tori hey, I wanted to ask you something you're gonna come to the roast will you be roasting at the roast?

Yeah, absolutely yes We get to see Vic stand up live in action also. I got to see a sneak preview of Vicks outfit as she's dressing up as Thelma Is that right Thel up as Thelma. Is that right? Thelma? Thelma. Come on. With the V. Thelma. Sorry to watch Scooby-Doo.

All right. You were the classic game rule. That's when you were a kid, Carl, like 50 years ago. That's true. It's a good point. So that'll be fun. And then is our friend, Kasey. Kasey's going to just like Louise.

Thelma and Louise. Hellman Louise. I can't help playing it. I get it. She's deaf, Nate. You're making it very hard for me to edit this out and make me not sound like an idiot now, Andy. You realize that, right? Hey, do you have any new reviews

that you want to read for us? Yeah, you have quite a few. Oh, good. So, thanks. This first time. Look at him, Oscar! He is gonna go one of two ways. All right, God. This this first one's dumb bother. Apparently this is supposed to be a podcast critique show and the host claims to be a host broadcast radio connoisseur. However, he fails

to provide a form out with any interesting content and refuses to edit anything. Furthermore, his co-hosts, which he refers to as local geniuses, come off as uninformed, uninterested, and lazy. Don't waste your time with this. Hmm. That sounds like a five-star review. Yeah, it must be, because refusing to edit any. It's so much editing. Local geniuses.

I would never call editing you guys that. Yeah. That was a five-star. Nice. Very well done. This next one is, please do RedScare podcast next. It's two Bohemian chicks are with Rokal Fry right up your alley. Yeah, I know of that show. It's terrible. Oh yeah. I think it's made to boring to a popular, right? It's right to huge show It's like adjacent to Chappo right exactly boring socialist. Yeah, it's socialist to make a hundred to thousand a thousand

Yeah, yeah, yeah, give all your money away. I mean, yeah, I'll take it. Yeah Fucking assholes. Uh, those are five star nice And then this next one is awesome show I just discovered. The love these guys are spot on with everything. The guests are okay to helps me focus on design while I learn. And then the last one you have it's a podcaster reviews podcast based on a single episode. And then he says if you like to unfunny guys who barely prepare spend 45 minutes complaining about podcasts that don't prepare this is for you

You should be able to fit this between your rewatch of last season's mass singer and the playlist of YouTube reaction videos you're full That's gotta be five star no, it's a two star Fuck that guy this guy does not know how much editing I did on the CGR fucking Ansel's podcast. Point out that dead air is not difficult work to do, Andy. He'd be surprised. Still minimize my contributions. Ha ha ha ha.

All right, well thank you, Beck, for reading those reviews as only you can. Absolutely. Ethan Ralph called it to our show. Thank you, Beck, for reading those reviews as only you can. Absolutely. Ethan Ralph called to do our show. A lot of what's out. This is interesting. He has a gun, college. Ethan Ralph, and this is Alex.

What's up? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Call me back. All right, Ralph. Yeah, good to hear from you, buddy.

Hope you had fun in LA at Road rage Did you see that dickmasters doing a live show is supposed to be for 300 but it said is 299 because he fucked up Speaking of episode 300 Carl I just got one dumb thing to episode 300. I've been an occasional listener for a while, I kind of just pop in whatever there's the show that sounds interesting. Yeah, I finished up with 300 and I can tell you outright that it was completely unlistable.

I have no idea who most of these people are. What all these songs were about? There were two women on the show. I usually don't even listen to podcasts that have one woman on them and the fact that you allowed two women to speak into a microphone on your show at once that Just reprehensible Keep it up. I do appreciate Constructive feedback like that. That's a good point. I love that for him. That was overkill with the review girls. Oh, my friend, um, my friend, Paco, called back and

He's got a better connection now, which is nice. Okay. Hey, what's up, Carl?'re your best friend, Paco. I just want to say, dog, I heard that Holocaust joke and I thought it deserved a lot more. Thank you. Everybody, I spew. Everybody just stayed silent because it was so brilliant. But I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it. You know the one where you're saying, oh, we'll make the laugh at any Holocaust.

And I thought it was brilliant, very smart writing, key smart photos, both those that are You know the one where you're saying oh we'll make the laugh at any holocaust and I thought it was brilliant very smart writing key smart photos both those that are with you on that show But yeah, I'm gonna give it the laugh to deserve You're welcome Carl. You know, they'll say that's why of your best fucking homeboy dog because I focus on that joke and I laugh because I thought it deserved more fuck a piece of shit coming back I'm not sure what to think about that particular about smell that sure the Pocka really did enjoy that joke till it happens to you that it's that'll be real funny all right he called back again yeah what I'm proud of is a taco. First of all,

much love and respect to all your motherfuckers that's doing that show 300 episodes of dope. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shout out to Kevin. He really nailed my, he really nailed the impression of me. I think it's because he's from er, he's in Arizona now. 520. You know, I'm saying I'm out here 623 West Side Phoenix but it's okay it's all love you know I think that's why he was able to know the impression because he's from America he's in Arizona now you know I'm saying so yeah shout out to that fool yeah man yeah I really enjoyed that show you know I'm saying I'm sorry about the quality of my fucking calls, but hopefully it gets better. I don't fuck.

I don't know, man. You know what? I'll see you guys later. I pee. I pee. Oh, will you? Good talking to you. Ha, ha.

Some Arizona love going on for some reason. Hey, fart face. I've got great news, and I couldn't wait to share it with you. I just got over the music special. I'll go have people are forgiving me finally. After all these years, much appreciated. Ring and run Carl. Nothing. Don't ditch. Ring and run buddy. Ring and run. I didn't know people were so passionate about the name of that game. It's not a fun game. It's stupid. It's stupid I mean, it's not fun. You you like that game. I mean, it's fun Yeah, I used to play with like a deaf person, but like we would just throw like rocks at our window

I don't think that's the same game Yeah, I love that game. They shouldn't hear the doorbell, but they heard rocks Yeah, yeah, cuz she would sit at the window And then she would like see the rock hit the window. Oh, okay. Hey, Carl is gate I just wanted to thank you for not playing my setter and John parody song Thank you for saving me the embarrassment of that because it was pretty bad I just did it in 45 minutes and I thought it was funny and then I realized it was shit. So yeah, I appreciate it. You're not playing me that, but I will be back

for revenge in the OP song contest. I will be taking another swing at it and yeah, it will be not cringe this time. Go fuck yourself, buddy. Yeah, we had a few times people said in that I was like what the fuck is going on here? Holy shit. I can't wait for his Snoop Doggie dog parody. Yeah, that's a good idea actually. Did we talk about that yet? That's a good idea.

It's mine. Alright, don't steal it. Mother fucker. Alright, fair enough. Hey, the isotopes announcer called back into the show. Cool. Hello Carl, this is the thing. A noun, so far.

I didn't realize that Kevin was going to be in studio when I called in with my mediocre impression of him. Well, that was a bad move. Just like walking away from a successful blogger. And now, more voicemail. all the way from a successful blog. Yeah. I know. Oh, my mouth. Now it's just getting a little floppy. Really leaning into it. Oh.

All right. I have one more voicemail to play from a gentleman that I actually met in Chicago when we did the live show. Oh, I don't have an update on the live show. I got to figure out what's going on with that May 14th. I'm shooting for a Nashville Probably a matinee Cool, so for the guys who like to start drinking at 7 a.m. and then come to our show and then pass out the middle

We're just after the puppet show before the buffet. The real. Nailed it. We will find out. We will most certainly find out. All right. That's all I got for us today. Vic, thanks so much for coming on anything you want to promote. No, I'll be at the live show in Nashville wearing cowgirl boots with Casey. Nice. You got an outfit picked off of that one already?

Nothing. Not yet. But it's coming. Very good. I should remind people of the old man, Louise. If you sign up for our Patreon, not only do you get Vic's phone number, but you also get to see her in a very, very wet t-shirt.

And there was someone who just commented on that that it was worth the price of the Patreon for that. So some love coming your way, VIX. Bring it. Oh, amazing. Oh, amazing. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes, oh, wow.

And Chovies! Oh my god, now we gotta go!