Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep302 - Normal Gossip
Episode Date: March 13, 2022Isn't gossip great? It's so fun that even when it's gossip about people you've never heard of or that's just simply made up it's still awesome. Right? Vinnie Paulino and Shuli Egar both join us in st...udio as we try to determine who gives a shit who gives a fuck? Also, Stuttering John calls out Shuli, Sal D calls in, StutJo tries to have my videos removed from YouTube, Yew Neek calls in to discuss the lawsuit with Brendan Schaub, Greg Fitzsimmons wants to know how much beer John will drink, the Opie parody song contest officially begins, and we have another round of everyone's favorite show "To Catch a Dabbler." https://shalomshuli.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts?
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find them.
But first, we'll be reviewing a show called Normal Gossip.
This was a suggestion
from Larry Blinder from that Larry show. We have all listened separately, we have not discussed
it, we've each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Kelsey McKinney,
and the reason why it's on anyone's radar is it was ranked third in comedy on Apple podcasts.
Third, like of the millions of comedy podcasts,
this is number three.
I feel like this is disinformation.
This can't be real.
This can't be real.
No.
I mean, in her defense, my show is number four at one point.
Yeah, okay.
I, you know, anything's possible,
but after listening, yeah, I don't know what-
What OBE came out was number two.
When you watched OBE radio. And then it fell off the charts and it's never come
back sets. No, it's still number two. It's still a number two.
Thank God, I'm still on the charts. Slowness. I'm crying. Oh, sweet. Yeah.
So shout out slowbacks. How we doing? Yeah, it's amazing that it's number
three. That's all I kept thinking about.
Well, let's do a little overview of what this show is.
Hello, my little gossip mongers.
Welcome to normal gossip, the podcast where we bring you
an anonymous morsel of gossip from the real world.
All right, so I'm not a big like hot,
goss talk guy.
And if it's someone I know, I might be a little bit interested.
But if it's someone I don't know, and it's just random gossip, I might be a little bit interested, but if it's someone I don't know,
and it's just random gossip,
I don't know how this is interesting for anyone.
I've been listening to the show every day for 13 years
when my wife comes home from work.
It's just the exact same thing.
And I, my brain can't process it anymore.
Surely you said what to her parents?
Oh yeah, okay.
And then what did they say?
No, no, Jen R did what?
Oh, you weren't CCed on that email? Well, that's fucked up. Yeah, no, that's crazy. It really is.
Honey, you should really get a podcast. Yeah, it really is housewife gossip because it's about people.
You don't care about you don't know. And and it meet personally if anybody uses the term
goss, I'm out the door right there. I don't care what they have to fucking say well
They're getting a little burned down out of two guys. This is some grueling work that they're doing before we get into the absolute
Mess that is this week's episode. I just want to give all of you a heads up that next week's episode will be the season finale
Alex and I the producer need a break or we are going to burn up into terrible balls of fire and not be able to continue to make this podcast.
What does that even mean?
It's like a break,
are they gonna burn up into balls of fire?
Are we allowed to do seasons
because if so, last week's creep off
was this season for now?
Yeah, seriously.
Can we take a good month's off now, please?
Holy shit.
Is this any of you that ever seen Jerry Lewis's telephones?
You wanna talk about taking a break?
Yeah. Taking a break? Yeah.
Taking a break from what?
From what?
They're just reading stories.
All right, so on the episode I listen to,
Kelsey McKinney brings out this guy,
Josh Gondelman, or Gondelman, I guess it's me.
He's a comic, right?
He's a comic.
I think I don't know.
He's a writer for...
For a familiar.
Yeah, I mean, he might be a comic.
It's hard to tell.
He does introduce himself as a world. There's pictures of him with microphones. Yeah, I mean, he might be a comic. It's hard to tell. He does introduce himself as well.
There's pictures of him with microphones.
I've seen them.
OK.
This week, I have with me Josh Gondelman.
He's an author, comedy writer, producer,
stand-up comedian, podcaster.
He has five million jobs.
He is currently a supervising producer
and writer for Jesus and Mero.
He's extremely good at pet talks and my personal friend.
Welcome, Josh.
Hey, thanks for having me, Kelsey.
It's something to be here with you.
Okay.
So you get a sense for his demeanor.
Josh, a very happy soul.
It's very not so wrong with that.
He's very excited to talk about Goss.
I don't know why you're so angry with Don over Goss.
Oh, oh, let you know.
Yeah.
Why?
Oh, no, there's more.
There's more. Yeah. I mean, there's more evidence. There's more, yeah.
I mean, there's a few things that I want to play for you.
All right.
First off, Josh is never aware of what's going on around him.
He's not part of the gossip and he wants to be,
but he just doesn't get it.
Like, I'm, do you ever, have you,
this is an experience that I've had where like you meet
a person and you're like at a party with them
or you've met them a bunch of times and you're just like
This prison has a strange vibe that I can't place and then like someone is like oh, they're always on cocaine
And I'm like I had even considered that it's just so outside like it's like nobody tells me when everyone's going to the bathroom
Did you drugs? I'm just like damn they're probably all P in at once. They must have to pee so bad. Um, yeah, that must mean this guy's the
life of the party. Oh, yeah. He's a lot of fun. Obviously. He's in the middle of the
story. They're like, Hey, the nine of you have to take a piss real quick. If you've lived
your life long enough that you've been to a lot of parties and no one once has ever offered
to let you come to the drug bathroom. Listen, you're not a cool person. I've met Josh a few times back in New York.
At some clubs, I think, there's some spots.
And we may or may not follow each other on Twitter.
Who knows?
I cannot confirm or do you know that?
How would you find out?
But the dapping said, there's only so much I can defend Josh.
I know.
This is going to get rougher.
Do you think it harder before I get to you.
Just know that it comes from a place of love and I love you.
J. Skitter on YouTube points out.
He sounds a lot like big gay ale.
I'm super.
Thanks for asking.
I mean, that's wrong.
How dare you go?
So he's got a running game.
Let's go with the low hanging fruit, Carl.
You talked about, oh, is that what I did there, many. I hate getting heckled on my own show.
Vinny's the only guy who goes over here just heckles me.
I'm the show. And I was so nice to you at the standup show last night.
I laughed at jokes that weren't funny. I applauded at the right time.
You walked up to me after it said, hey, man, it was great.
I saw you change it up. You had a good set.
I did say that. Yeah, you're great.
I'm even nice after the set. See that? See how good a friend I am?
Oh, man, I wanted you to face.
I wish you guys would clean the table.
I wish you guys would have stayed for my set.
It would have been nice.
Whatever.
You guys was great.
Oh, you were there last night.
I heard it was really good.
I think I had a lot of editing.
Our table got thrown out.
All right, so you mentioned that, you know, maybe you follow Josh on Twitter.
Yeah, it's fine. Like, we're not buds. Well, since you mentioned that, you know, maybe you follow Josh on Twitter. Yeah, it's fine.
Like, we're not buds.
Well, since you guys do follow Joe, though, you probably know about this running gag he has
going on on Twitter.
It's a lot of fun.
I'm so glad you brought this up because for our friends who don't follow you on Twitter,
there is a running bit that, I don't remember who started it, but someone started running
bit about how you love cocaine.
And the whole point of the joke is that you are not
the type of person people would assume love cocaine.
And I do not.
And not that I, I'm not like, I do it occasionally.
I don't love it.
That's a great gag.
I pretend to love cocaine.
Listen, I like cocaine.
I'm not in love with cocaine.
That's the bit.
Get it?
No.
It sounds like his running gag on Grindr.
I mean, it's right up there with who's on first.
I don't know why you guys are shit.
It's pretty good to ask.
It's seven dirty words.
Name another bit.
Name another bit.
That's the strongest.
I pretend to like cocaine slightly more than I actually do.
That's the joke.
Like, oh, okay, exaggeration.
That's a good one.
Let's hear another really funny joke from Josh.
By the way, my problem with Josh on the show, listen, I wouldn't be going on this show,
obviously, it's terrible.
I don't know who it is.
It's way too enthusiastic about it.
Right.
It's 17 minutes since when they finally start with the gas story that they're going to
get into.
And before that, it's just this banter that's just nonsensical.
Is this video too?
This show?
I don't know, because I'm wondering
if there's someone holding a gun to his head.
Mm-hmm.
So maybe that's the exciting thing.
Maybe that's a good, better be fucking happy on here.
I grew up in the Boston suburbs,
and I'm Jewish, my family is Jewish.
Yeah.
The Judaism in Boston is like Catholicism plus bagels?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No way.
What is, yeah.
I mean, that sounds fair.
The fuck does that even mean? Well, give me some scratch paper. I'm gonna show you.
Okay.
I'm gonna break it down.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
That's a-
That's rough.
No, I don't think there's too many people that are going,
Oh yeah, he's so right on with that.
Dude, I grew up in Boston, dude, he's so racist.
The bagels are the only difference.
And that like Saturdays and Sundays,
but other than that,
bagels would make communion better.
That's true.
I'm not going to lie.
You know what I've been funny here growing up Jewish and Boston was terrifying.
That would have been funnier.
Yeah.
Hey, that guy over there killed Jesus.
Get him.
All right, let's find out by the way, great Boston accent.
What?
Right out of my asshole.
Thank you.
I mean, that was wicked good. That was in the Wilbur Theater there, Fervin.
That's my doubt.
What gossip even is, guys?
What, to you, is the difference between gossip and rumors?
I guess.
That's such a good question.
That's not a good question.
That's not a good question at all.
It was like, oh my God, Ukraine, Russia.
What are your thoughts?
Great question.
It's Pepsi Co.
Really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, so how did you learn to gossip?
Like if neither of your parents are huge gossip, and you have like a natural inclination for it,
how did you learn?
Guys, I'm gonna drop a bombshell right now.
Neither of my parents are podcasters.
And you don't look at me, podcasting.
It's unbelievable.
I love that you know there was a meeting there like,
we have to get his goss origin story.
Yeah, that's all.
I wasn't a couple episodes by the way.
I only pulled a coast from this one,
but everything you want starts with
telling your relationship with gossup. And I'm like, oh my god, gossup. It's such a couple episodes by the way. I only pulled close from this one But everything one starts with telling you relationship with gossip and I'm like oh my god
Gossum such a big part of that life like what?
What's talking? Oh, man?
Go to school. That's what gossip it and then and then you to continue being a part of it or you don't right
You don't make a whole fucking living out of it. But the water cooler talk. Yeah, it's to pass time at work
That's not a fun. That's right. No one like wants to be
there, but it's better than working. We're not hang out with friends. We're friends in this area.
Right. Right. Raging on people you work with is the only thing that's fun at work. Correct. Yes.
100%. But making up a story about someone you don't know. Well, so like I said, 17-and-a-half minutes
in, it finally is gossip time. Okay, let's do it gossip time. Are you ready? I'm time. Okay, let's do it.
Gossip time.
You ready?
I'm ready.
Okay, so today our friend of a friend is named Jordan.
And Jordan is young.
She just moved out to a big city on the coast
right after college, summer of 2021.
And she had a little bit of a personal crisis trying to choose her neighborhood because she was like, you know, I want to live
somewhere that I can afford and I also don't want to like gentrify a
neighborhood. Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck?
This is how this story starts. This is not good gossip. I can do that.
Watch us. Hey, Shuley. Yeah, Vinnie. Today, our friend of a friend is Carl H.
And what?
He drinks too many Bud Light necks.
Yeah.
He makes producer-c, dance.
Well, he throws empties at him.
Like, that's an interesting show.
People in this, this is the fucking dumbest thing I've ever heard.
He was that we throw empties at him.
Those were the ones that hurt his bad.
Revitant.
This is just awful.
So in order to make this interesting, Julie, because it's not interesting.
Not at all.
There's this woman Jordan, and she's moving to a neighborhood after college, you're like,
okay, why?
Who cares?
So what we do is we make jokes, and who's better to do it than Josh.
To you.
To make this happen.
Don't knock them down.
Let's go.
She joins the neighborhood next door group.
She starts meeting her neighbors. She thinks that's so funny too. to be like, I want to be more involved in the community.
I'm going to join next door, which is just like in my experience, like 50% people being like,
someone sneezed too loud after 10 p.m. and I am calling the national guard. You know,
it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. You really should have gone with the other 50%
because the other half of it is people's like skin,
someone's face off down the street.
It's usually fucked up on next door.
No, it's when people sneeze too loud
and you have to call the national guard, but you get it?
Like, oh, it's getting the worst.
I mean, it's fine.
It's listening.
I'm tweeting them right now.
Shule says you suck.
Oh, man.
He'll say who, and I'll say exactly.
No, you know, listen, this is not gossip for a podcast.
No.
Make up the names, make up the stories,
but get some fucking gossip.
She shoved the mag light in her asshole.
Now it's an Audi.
That's a gossip.
Yeah, that's a gossip.
That's a matter.
And your guest will be like, tell me about it.
Yeah, don't know what I'm interested in.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Are the photos, can I a friend around Facebook That's got in. Your guest will be like, tell me about it. Yeah, I don't know, but you're still. I mean, yeah.
Other photos, can I friend her on Facebook?
It's good.
I've done that.
Now, I also want to talk about the listeners to the show.
The listeners are retarded people.
Oh.
So she gets this dog and she's like running it all over the place.
And I just, I want to say up top because the last time
we had a dog in one of these stories, a bunch of people,
were very concerned that the dogs were going to be hurt.
No dogs are going to be hurt in this story.
All the dogs are happy.
Okay.
Thank you.
Don't worry, Josh.
She got notes from her listeners concerned about a dog they were talking about on the
gossip show.
This is imaginary peanut butter on an imaginary vagina.
Did your friend of a friend's dog make it out okay?
I don't care you, man.
I'd like to hear read those emails that came in
from concerned people about this fictitious dog
that might be heard.
No dogs will be heard and you can pick the gender
of said dog.
So make sure it's the right one.
This dog is actually non-binary,
surely.
I'm kind of upset that you would assume.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
There is a gender for this dog.
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she's like, I want to get a dog that I can take on my runs with me. What kind of
dog do you think she should get? Look at it. Do you have any opinions on running dogs?
Oh fucking can't. The opposite of the goes out of the show is that she asks Josh
questions about the story. She already knows the story. She's like, what do you
think should happen?
He's like, oh, oh, are you gonna tell me?
What is this?
20 questions.
He's looking to refurbish a 68 Mustang.
Josh, your thoughts.
I don't really know.
Interior, what do you think?
Yeah.
Why the hell do you think she go with there?
I don't know.
It's just silk.
I've never seen a show where they softball garbage.
I'm like, hey, Julie, say anything. Say anything you want. It's just so she's I've never seen a show where they softball garbage
Hey, Julie say anything say anything you want. Uh, hello. Thanks for coming out. I appreciate
Jesus Christ. All right, so now this is an example of Josh
Faking excitement over something that is the opposite of exciting the the polar opposite great news This is already a problem we know about in there.
Oh, I should set this up real quick.
So the story goes, Jordan,
the 22 year old girl who moved to this neighborhood
is a runner and she runs off the sidewalk
and gets hit by a bicycleist.
Oh, and strange angle.
And then she decides there should be a crosswalk there.
So she gets on the next door app. It's like, hey, I think there should be a crosswalk there. So she gets on the next door app
It's like hey, I think there isn't a crosswalk great news
This is already a problem we know about and there is already a plan to put her crosswalk. Hey, that's exciting
Well, but the crosswalk's there.
I have six pins now, if I...
Right, ankle.
All right, so then they're talking about they're
going to put together this dog park near the crosswalk.
But the dog park is actually illegal.
It's not sanctioned by the town.
Let me tell you something.
If the crosswalk excited, he may come in his pants
for this dog park.
Well, this is going to be a pretty good joke coming from Josh.
Here we go.
Setting it up.
Everything's fine.
Our plan is to like clean up all these tables and shit
when they're putting in the crosswalk so that nobody knows
that this is an illegal dog park.
And she's like incredible.
I love it.
It's like a like a bark easy.
Exactly.
Like a easy farming dog.
This is going great.
Holy shit.
So it's good when you tell the joke and explain it immediately.
And I tell you no.
I tell you no, you got to dig her in there.
Not not, because there's a door.
I'm on the other side of it.
I have these feet open.
Have these people considered for a second that maybe it's not a good idea to put a dog
part next to a busy intersection at all during this?
I'm mysterious.
That's right, Benny, relax.
They got a crosswalk now that the dog is serious. That's very serious. Benny, relax.
They got a crosswalk now.
That's fine.
Right.
Please tune into my new city planning podcast.
I'm going to be developing.
I'm looking for a dog that could run in dark
into traffic as quickly as possible.
So I got to tell you what the story is because I listen to this whole
fucking thing.
The story is they get the crosswalk and then this woman's working
in a building where she can see the crosswalk from her office and a car park's illegally in front of the crosswalk.
Uh oh.
And the next door app blows up over this. Oh Jesus. What's going on? And then there's a dog in the back seat of the car.
Oh Jesus.
That's blocking the crosswalk.
It's exciting.
It's just like neighborhood apps version of a crack house opening up on the block
But how is any of this gossip?
Because they have nothing in life. Don't you understand their life is meet this is exciting to the
Imagine how meaningless your life would have to be if any of this is exciting to you
How if somebody came up to me go hey, do you hear they just put a cross walk up on the cargo?
Get the fuck out of my life
Don't ever say shit to me like that ever again. How fucking boring is this?
Hey, Susan Merrow show that this kid produces it. I'm curious about that too
I looked it off it's on showtime so I couldn't watch any clips or anything like that premium cable Jenny won't let you have it
He gets too stimulated before bed. Hey guys are next to him. No,
to the back, no showtime for me. Too much violence. He gets too upset. He had this plastic
sword. He kept hitting me with it. You're not a game of thrones, Karla. Keep telling
you that. You're not a game of thrones. All right. So they also do this NPR style podcasting where they leave cliff hangers.
And then there's like that music band that goes into commercial reads.
You're like, Oh shit, what's going to happen next?
She's like, that's weird.
I guess I'll wait the like, whatever time it takes for the marathon results to be posted.
She's like, but I know that they post the marathon results.
And so she goes and she
like searches Mary Elizabeth's name and there is nothing. Wow.
That's how you know that this is a show for boomers. Let's see if you give a fuck after
this. Let's see if you could possibly carry it up.
Yeah.
To simply this ad read.
Well, you even remember what we just heard in seven seconds.
I would just be absolutely happy to turn this off.
I think that Mary just disappeared.
I wouldn't even get it.
I just thought she disappeared great.
She wasn't there.
She wasn't a real person.
Awesome.
By the way, the only cliffhangers in these stories are for them
because nobody listening gives
this shit.
I guarantee it.
Well, the story is, there's this other woman, Mary Elizabeth.
I really did study this pretty well.
I'm realizing which coast did she move to in Gentry 5?
Mary Elizabeth is also a runner, just like Jordan, except for Jordan never sees Mary Elizabeth
running.
And then she says she's going to be running in the Boston Mar then she says she's gonna be running in the Boston Marathon.
And it's hard to run in the Boston Marathon.
Yeah.
And so she checks to see where she placed and her name wasn't listed.
So she thinks she was lying about even running in the Boston Marathon.
And that's the big, I guess, gossip that's going on.
You know, I was just gonna say a better gossip story is the woman who actually cheated
in the fucking New York City Marathon and took a cab. Why cab when you do an episode on that that would be fun video evidence
there's audio there that's an episode when she really starts to pay attention to
Mary Elizabeth is when Mary Elizabeth buys a bunch of like gear for a marathon right like
a shirt and a hat for the Boston Marathon
and says that she's gonna qualify for the Boston Marathon.
I hope this or not,
your brothers blow her up at the Boston Marathon.
I mean, talk about bad timing.
She goes, it was a nice hat.
She goes, you bought a bunch of gear, a shirt and hat.
So it doesn't even know what gear is for runners.
Right.
Like sneakers, maybe you could have come up with
like a shirt and a hat.
All the gear I need for the Boston Marathon. It's not about your gear. Some glasses of roller blade. What gear is for runners? Right. Like sneakers, maybe you could have come up with a shirt and a hat.
All the gear I need for the Boston Air.
It's not about your gear.
Sunglasses and roller blades.
Ha ha ha ha.
Jesus Christ.
So apparently, if you want to get in the hot goss
in this town, it's not on Facebook.
It's not even on next door.
And Jordans, like, what are you,
what are you guys talking about?
What, what do you mean?
And they're like, wait, are you not on the list, serve?
Wow.
And she's like, what do you mean the list, serve?
What she didn't know is that this neighborhood
has had the same residents for so long
that the real drama is not happening in the next door app.
The real drama is not happening on Facebook. It app. The real drama is not happening on Facebook.
It is happening in an email list served from the 90s.
Shots like what?
There's an email thread going around and tell me that.
You have to isolate.
You have to make a drop out of his reaction.
Because it's literally the reaction if someone says it's a tumor. And he goes, whoa. Whoa. Because it's literally the reaction if someone says it's a tumor and he goes whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You know, whoa.
Yeah, that's a.
It's hilarious.
In the interest of giving a fair critique of the show. Please don't, Spac-on. Like, the idea of going and reading
some fucking crazy little streets mailing email list
for the last 20 years is probably in the right hands
and entertaining podcasts.
They're all mental patients.
Everybody involved in this project is insane.
The execution here.
Well, listen to what Josh says about emails.
I did not realize this. It's also like someone
who's bad on email. You can be like a totally nice person and then I feel like email is like
seeing someone's brain naked. You're just like, oh that's what you're really like. You know what I mean?
Nope. See someone's brain naked? It's retarded. What kind of retarded take is that Josh?
Dude, you're not from Boston. You don't know about the Catholicism and baking.
I'm obviously not. Right. Could you email is the most benign thing ever like no one knows someone's personality from an email.
I never said I never say yours truly when I talk to someone in real life. I hate to defend them, but I have a right a lot of emails and creep off fans
They're just gonna like seeing their brain naked. No, I don't know in the intro clip where they're like they that they preview what the show is gonna be about
They she tells this story of like a gossip story of like
She knew of this chick who lost her thumb in a skiing accident, okay, but here but here's where like there
her thumb in a skiing accident. Okay.
But here's where like there, can you believe it?
Now she can't use her phone.
She says, could she lost her thumb?
Oh my gosh.
Like that was her.
Wow.
And she say, and we're bringing stories like this.
Like that's like the, like she's the awesome
or chugler of gossip.
She's gonna set these stories free
from wherever they're being held.
All right, so you guys have heard heard where we're at in the story.
There's a crosswalk, there's a Boston Marathon,
someone may remain out of ran, she bought a hat,
a lot of cloth that moved, or which,
which, why do we talk about it?
The one who didn't run, or the one who moved with a dog who ran.
Well, I could tell you this, Josh is on the edge of his seat.
How are you feeling?
I'm on the edge of my seat. How are you feeling? I'm on the edge of my seat.
I'm still at the fucking crosswalk.
Whoa.
Well, the crosswalk is hilarious for some reason.
She learns that what she considers her crosswalk
was a very long battle that people were fighting for three years.
Why is that funny?
There's the microphone was on and he's an ass.
You know who they need on this show?
Sammy the bull.
Cause they're all rats.
That's all they are.
That's just snitches and talking shit about people.
Dude, if they need me on the show,
I'd be like, I like to mind my own business.
Yeah.
All right, well, this is not gonna be a fun episode.
No, it's not. Don't fuck for anyone. Look at my go. Don't you have a hobby?
Like what do you care what Jordan's up to?
What gives you my dress?
You just solid
Video's it just perked that he's like hey, yeah, there are better things to do than a gossip
He looks like every jobber that had to fight the midnight express in 86 on WCW.
I'm a JD Drake's twin.
All right, everybody drink.
Russell, your reference, everybody.
All right.
So now Josh gets into some spicy talk.
And so that's how like if your friend is running the New York City marathon, you can
like see where they are.
It's because of that little chip that's inside the bib.
That's what the vaccines do.
They put a chip in your bib.
They chip your bibs right up.
This is what Bill Gates wants.
Imagine if at this point I just did that.
You mean be interesting?
No, I can't imagine that.
This is not the Josh I know, spreading message for the show.
I just want to say.
We've been taking off a YouTube.
All right, well, that was fun while last night. Thanks Josh. I actually think the Bill Gates is a great guy
Yeah, it's a philharp ass who just wants the best for the world. I'm writing the people in Hey susan maro
What the nobody said I personally like to ignore the Ted talk where he says that most the population should be gone
I'll be better for the planet. I think the Bill Gates is a great guy and altruistic
So I'm just gonna say that for you planet. I think the Bill Gates is a great guy and altruistic. So I'm just going to say that for you too.
I went to the pisser during that part, so I missed it.
And I was like, he said, what?
So after all of this, I'm spending an hour with these people, talking about people that
don't even exist and no one could possibly care about.
And it ends with a fizzle.
And that is like kind of the end of our story.
The wrap up that we have received
is that Mary Elizabeth never spoke to Jordan again,
which fair.
Very fair.
That's like kind of the end.
That's it.
That's it.
Meet.
They sure wrapping that up with a half-hazard bow.
I don't understand.
This is in the comedy section.
This is the comedy show.
Oh, that's right. I forgot to laugh this whole time.
Listen, I would love for this dog to run at her full speed,
whatever running dog she got, carry her lifeless body into the crosswalk,
wear an 18-wheeler with a billboard for Gundleman's new show,
carines into him and takes some all off the fucking planet.
No, that's an unding.
That's how you add the story right there.
Thank you.
These fucktards, oh, and then Josh,
because they have to keep talking for some reasons.
Like, the show's over, but they just keep talking.
They can't stop themselves.
And Josh makes an observation that's never been made before.
You guys, this is a hot take.
You've never heard anyone say this.
Like, I could play basketball 19 hours a day, sleep five.
And I would never make it into the NBA because I'm 37 and five or 10.
You wouldn't make it into the NBA.
Wow. What a brilliant observation that is.
And I'm one What an original observation.
I don't agree with that.
He may downplay himself, but you know, they need people
to shoot those T-shirt cannons.
He's not sweet, but.
Yeah, mascot.
I just have a couple more things here
because Josh turns any question in a comedy gold.
And that's what I like about you.
I figure lying.
He realizes that he's there to make it fun and to lighten the mood a little bit.
Where can our listeners find you? Where would you like to be found?
Oh gosh. Well, you know, you don't know of me as I'm a marathon runner. And so you can find me on my route.
I'm on Strava. I got Strava. Yeah, you can find me on Strava, which I believe is like kind of an Eastern European pastry that's filled with a like a savory ganache.
Um, I'm at Josh Gondelman on Twitter and Instagram.
Are you just pretending not to laugh? Is that what's going on right now?
I gotta be honest, I love pastry humor. I love big fan.
What kind of frosting was it?
That's hilarious.
I never did masculine, but can it leak?
Can it leak in through vents?
I don't know how it works, but I don't know
what the hell's going on with that, Chad.
And how funny.
Oh my God, all right.
You know, Josh just has different comedy styles than a lot of us. That's all it's not easy being funny on on a podcast
God discord. I'm sure there's a lot of people saying that about me right now
You know we threw it every week here at W.A.D.P. It's not easy. It's not easy. Josh, you know, I get it
I'm sorry guys. I got to back up to some spicy dog park talk. So
Josh has a dog. Would you like to go to the dog park? Do you think this is a good idea?
You just sounds awesome. I would be worried that my dog is not,
she doesn't have a real sense of place.
I'm worried that she would just like, taut aloff in search of like,
you know, loose meats or whatever.
But like a dog with a better sense of, you know, the neighborhood.
I think that if other people are doing it too, it sounds very fun.
I will also say, since the part of the story we said she got a dog that could run with
her, I have been thinking the phrase, you've got a fast dog.
It's kind of a Tracy Chapman voice and cadence.
All right.
Now, if I were to say something like that on a podcast, I might say,
Hey, can you like edit that out and post for me?
I fucked up. I should have said that.
Now I'm embarrassed.
Can you not release this ever again?
Can you take my name off of this, please?
Looking for loose meat. How about a less annoying human?
Can you shoot me in the face?
So I would have asked that to edit that out.
Josh just the opposite. He decides that he's going to sing the whole song at the end of the face. So I would have asked that to edit that out just just the opposite He decides that he's gonna sing the whole song at the end of the show. Come on
I'm just gonna I don't know what we were spying on the lists I don't know what I was drunk
Mario Lisbeth was making a video
Oh, my god, I'm just gonna be a star
The three of you are like the dog, ain't you?
Yeah, I'm the dog
I am
I'm just gonna be a little bit of a show of blood
I'm just gonna be a little bit of a show of blood
I'm just gonna be a little bit of a show of blood
I'm just gonna be a little bit of a show of blood
No, he's not even following him, I watched him
I know, I just thought he'd be
Yeah I don't think he wants
He's spreading hot dogs right now, but I'm not like
It makes good podcasting I've heard and we're gonna shoot up the charts car
What am I gonna do shit all over guy and follow it?
What kind of animal is funny?
All right, Vinnie, you had a couple of clips that you sent out.
Well, here's my summation of that show.
Like Vinnie did, Vinnie, meanwhile,
is trying to form a union behind the back of the comedy show.
I bet.
I'm not doing any of this fucking homework.
Yeah, look, couple of the fucking clips.
Oh, we did.
Absolutely.
So I go, I go, yeah, I'm not doing any of this.
And now this cock sucker comes in here with two clips.
I just came up with one clip just to my summation because of the show. I'm not doing it either. And now this cock sucker comes in here with two clips. Yep.
I just came up with one clip just to my summation
because of the show because I did not understand
how this was about gossip because none of it
was about actual gossip.
It was just ridiculous.
So there was a whist serve involved, other than that.
The only thing that was going through my head listening
to this.
What the hell is he supposed to be?
Oh yeah, it's pretty good.
Didn't know what the fuck it was, Carl.
It is terrible.
And pulling clips from it would have been useless.
And with that, I want to try this in two.
Gringe of the week.
Gringe of the week.
We have two cringe of the weeks.
The first one came in from Nick Tucker.
And this is from the Kirk Minahan show.
And our buddy, Blind Michael, will be on the show next week with us.
Was a co-host on this show,
and the producer Dave has no idea how hotels work.
I asked Michael a little travel question this morning.
I'll have to run it by Harrison,
see if he's okay with this.
But I was thinking about changing my hotel after...
After.
Well, you'll love this question.
No, no, I'm here, no.
No, I just, I'm surprised to even ask me even ask me like can you check into a hotel the day
You're supposed to check out like if I got to the hotel at one o'clock in the morning. Why would you check out?
No, I'm gonna check out at 10 o'clock in the morning
But if I got there at one o'clock in the morning
Is that fine? That's fine people travel like they have flights are nice
I said I don't know if any place that doesn't have no I like I know they're 24 hours, but is that weird? Is that not weird? Do they?
Think of a hotel in a city.
Somebody has a flight delayed three or four hours.
I get to a hotel two in the morning.
True.
That's true.
Yeah, I mean, it's better.
Do you ever live in the world?
I'm just asking, I've never done that before.
This is better what technical day it is.
Right, right?
If you're still up at one a.m. it's still that day.
This guy, how do you make it to work that day?
It's pretty impressive.
Yeah.
And I'm one more,
Crins of the Week featuring our friend of the show, Eric Zane.
This is going back to 2016 when he was on WBBL.
And apparently he was hosting a live show at a local VFW on veterans day.
Are you really going back that far time to kick Eric Zane in the balls.
Listen, this came in from Mark Rollison.
Yeah, she's doing his job.
Oh, no, I'd find with it.
Fuck her.
Go get him, Carl.
So he's on veterans day and a VFW and he says this.
He shows up to my house yesterday with my dad and he's got an 18 pack of beer, a Bud Light and then I
didn't dawn on me until this morning when I woke up but well he had like two
or three beers and a shot at dinner and then so that was at the restaurant and
then in the house there was 11 dead soldiers there was a that's a bad that's a
bad term on Veterans day I apologize that's
ridiculous home I've had cans of Bud Light there's 11 cans of Bud Light for
God's sake.
Oh that's grossy to shit.
Ergzade.
Oops.
Whoopsie.
All right.
Well guys, Shuley made the trip here just to be on WATP.
That's the only reason why he's here in Rochester.
No, he's here to do two more shows
that comedy The Carl Sousa.
Oh, that's right, I forgot about that.
So the reason why he's here, of course,
is to talk about our friend, Stuttering John. I
Gaki yeah everyone stealing crows just bit I say
It is a catchy too. It is a lecture. It is a Vaggers. I agree all right It actually makes me look forward to hearing stuttering John's voice when I hear it oh
All right, it actually makes me look forward to hearing Senator John's voice when I hear it.
Oh, really, you don't want to hear him just say in the
W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P.
All right, let's get into what's going on with
Senator John at MSCS Media.
They re-pilt, autonic clips when we did the bonus shows
week, but I saved a few because they were talking
about Shule. Now, Shule, you and your friend Vince, the attorney, did a show about John and Tommy.
Yes. We're going to pull up some clips and broke it down. It was fun. I enjoyed it. It was pretty good.
I love it. So Tommy at the end of the show, now this is a drunk John for two hours, Ed.
Well, first of all, I love that like,
the only fan interaction that John has with fans
is on a pay purpose.
Like, you know what I mean?
Right, you have to pay for him to be on your show.
Yeah, half to, yeah.
You know, there's no other way to communicate with him
unless he can take something from you.
Well, unless you're a stutterer because he did explain
that he hears stutterers. He's better than any speech
I want to even know what the term is speech therapist. Right. He doesn't know the term either
He's never met with a lot right, but he saved people's lives and he helps people with
It's called a version therapy parents take their stuttering kids to look at his apartment
You want this to be your future. Fuck you talk right. Yeah.
Save people.
Here's a cockroach sandwich.
Is this what you want? What this?
So I just been getting hit up on social media.
Everybody's like he's talking shit.
He's doing this and I'm like, I'm watching.
I didn't watch a second of it.
I knew I was coming here.
Well, peak your eyes at the screen right over here.
I said, I'm saving all this for.
Let's check it out.
And let's give John his
worst nightmare my attention. Okay.
Fucking mess. His worst nightmare.
Shoo light shampoo actually. You did nothing at the
Sternshaw. You were nobody. Nobody gives a shit about
you. And you're fucking partner this fucking hack attorney,
Benson.
Now, Tommy, I told you, these guys decided to like,
cut your show up, what, like five times and trash the both of us.
And then they got, they actually got views, right?
Keep going.
First of all, do we wish you could get attention?
This is what I'm talking about, Centering John.
I feel like that whole opening wrap is him and the mirror to himself every morning. I think I'm just taking out my name.
Yup.
And it's just going, good morning, loser.
You've done nothing.
So this is the guy who earlier in the show didn't know Richard Christie was.
Yeah, that was fun.
Had no idea what your Christie was, but it knows your role on the Howard Stern show all
the years he wasn't on the show.
If I go, you know Richard, and he goes, Jeff the drunk.
I fucking I'll play that clip because it's just funny. We play this on the bone. It's worth checking out again. all the years he wasn't out in the show that goes you know Richard he goes jeff the drunk
that fucking up play that clip because it's just funny
we play this on the boat as much as we're checking out again
can you do a Richard impression i miss him like a
who richard crazy Richard
i don't remember crazy richard
richard
you know you remember Richard no
he was like the heck he was like the heck
you in jeff the drunk now and i'd have to drunk Richard
i don't know he was he was like killbilly he He was funny. I think I was I think it was gone
Maybe you were but
You've been gone for a while
Does this guy even know who he's interviewing is stuttering John known for his impressions like yeah
I did what a question I know from this anus face
What a question. I know from this ainess face.
And let's get here. I'm doing five shows this weekend at a top notch comedy club. And this guy is flying out for a 12 or, you know, or driving out to this fucking guy's house because there's a
12 pack involved. Like that's his fucking, that's his finish line that he wants to cross.
Just tell Dante to call me John.
Would you know we're John.
So this is in Florida.
You know we're John is staying at his house, right?
It's got the engineers house.
Oh, of course, because he's got enough shit in his life.
It's can't get even get a hotel room.
He's gonna say it was Scott the engineer.
I mean, he's like, I hooked him up with a great gig.
I hooked up Scott.
I give back.
He's sleeping on the cold side of Scott's bed now.
I love Scott. I give back that he's sleeping on the cold side of Scott's bed now. I love Scott
I love I love Scott, but I would sleep in a fucking box on the street before I say Scott move over
Roomy are you kidding me John walked into place this place smells great
There's like 11 layers of cigarette tar he really is Balushi in, in that's a bit, the house gas that wouldn't be.
Yes, right.
You guys might, if I make you a collect calls,
it just by the walks right it.
All right, there's more to this.
Because for some reason, so I don't think John's,
and we weren't shitting on Tommy by the way,
in our video, we were actually complimentary to Tommy.
You were.
But now.
Well, it's funny because John hasn't even watched this thing. He
doesn't even know what it is or how it works as he makes very clear. Well, I love that he goes.
They caught your video five time. Yeah. He thinks that you guys did five videos. Yeah. Based
on this MSCS. He breaks down like it's a robbery. And the guy is so fucking drunk. He thinks he's
on an alien spaceship or something. He doesn't know what this is. We're gonna go back to earth
And I'm has serious as he goes may I have the room to talk about a nobody?
surely
You know why you then fucking trash in this guy, you know, I mean I don't say oh come on
Would you but I didn't know that it went on for five fucking,
you know, they did five shows on it.
And he is the one thing.
I'm show.
We didn't see it.
I don't know how many.
It was more than one.
I don't know.
I don't know exactly what I wanted.
I got a lot of time on there, fucking hands.
I think we did one show.
I think we did one show.
That was it.
I mean, we're there five clips.
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe that's what he's getting confused.
And I got news for John.
I put zero work into that show other than watching what Vinnie cut up.
Yeah.
And goofing on everything.
That's actually something that John can relate to actually.
Yeah.
Zero work.
Yeah.
I just sat there.
He's like, what else did you do?
It's a podcast.
Of course it's zero work.
What do you mean?
I sat there and let bugs crawl under. Like professional like a pro. All right. He talks more about your relationship
Newers and his relationship. Oh, yeah, because that goes back years. I
Have never met Julie until I tried interviewing him and the pussy wouldn't even talk to me and I tried to interview him any call security on me.
Call security?
Yeah.
And you know, I don't look.
Call security over what?
Hey, bring it up.
Because I was asking, I was trying to ask him some
stuttering John questions because of course I figured out
where they were staying.
Because.
So go fuck it security.
Bring them on.
What's this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, come on on, man.
And then the security came to me.
Am I producer?
And we're like, I don't know, dude.
You know, we just ask in questions.
You know, I mean, you know, we didn't do anything that
is wrong as long as, I mean, last I checked in America,
we didn't do anything wrong.
I thought this was America.
Huh?
This is America.
The manager's response was, sir, we don't allow vagrants in the hotel.
Oh, I mean, surely though, to be honest with you, man, I wouldn't try the exact same
thing.
If a fucking man with stink lines and a microphone came at me, I'd call the goddamn
Marines.
I mean, look, surety.
A few things. First of all, he's legit a whack
packer now. Yes. His speech, his cadence, he's got this speech
defect now. Forget the stuff. Yes, not the stutter anymore.
Yeah, it's something else. This booze and pills and whatever
the fuck else is going on. He's a mess. That's number one.
Number two, at that time, believe me when I tell you,
there is nothing more than I would have loved to have done
to annihilate him in the lobby of that hotel.
But I was, I was corporate it up, man.
I'm working for the show out there.
This was a big LH trip.
They didn't want any fucking problems.
And, and he's like, I love that he goes,
and of course I figured
out where they were. He also figured out where we were broadcasting and hung out in the alley
with speech impediment man and Melrose Larry Green. How by the come out. Ah. Ah.
Ah.
Hey, who's that?
Drunken drunk.
So guys, the kitchen ape Gary comes walking out like,
did you want me?
What's going on?
And we were literally back there in the back on Stuttering
Johns in the alley and people are laughing about it.
They're laughing and he's going, this is what he, is that this is what he thinks is his best
material when he goes and asks people questions.
Like, he wants to go to DC, and he's with politicians.
Right.
They're going to respond the same way you did.
So he comes up to me in this lobby and I remember this because he was, he was, he was
like hammering Twitter while we were out there.
Mm-hmm.
And he kept using this one line on Twitter and even like retweet him.
So, and he comes up to me and that's the opening question.
The big shark.
Yes.
Something about jumping the shark.
How do you feel the giant line?
And now he's out of show, the jump the shark.
Yeah, great jump, jump.
Killer open.
And right there, I was,
what are you supposed to say to that?
Good one, not like okay.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do here.
If I talk somehow, I'm gonna be in trouble,
so I'm like, just get security and get him the fuck off.
Now, the very first thing he said at this part
is he says, I've never met Shoe.
Right.
Let me tell you a little story.
So when John was answering phone,
can I stop you for a while?
Yeah.
You told me this last night.
Yeah.
It's so funny, because I came home, checked my email,
and someone sent me in.
This is from the wrap-up show.
Yeah.
And I'm not going to play the whole thing,
because I'm going to tell the story,
but it's just so funny how someone sent this over to me.
As a caller, I was calling into the show
when John was working,
and there was an incident where
when John would go on the road,
he'd bring this video tape with him,
and it had...
Yeah, so it's so funny because you told this story like years
and years ago on the rap-up show.
Back when we could just tell shit.
About Stuttering John, but please, C.P.
Please tell this story because.
What was the state?
Well, we have to remember that Stuttering John
was always a call-screeter.
Yeah.
For as much airtime as he got and the other things
that he used to do, he was a call-screeter.
He acts like he was like a co-host. And in his opinion, I may have done nothing, but they literally
gave you nothing to do other than a monkey's job, you know? So he used to go on the road
and, you know, leech off a already and do stand up. And by stand up, I mean, he would put,
he'd had this VHS cassette that would run about 10 minutes
long of his best interviews on the red carpet.
Nothing to it stand up.
Also nothing that he wrote.
Right.
Okay, but that's his first 10 minutes.
Then he does up and does a fucking, you know, wobbly, hacky, seven minutes and walks around
and goes, I got 20 minutes, you know, I do 20 minutes up there sometimes 30. Right? If I'm feeling it. So I'm in town.
I'll do. Yeah, yeah. You know how pissed off was he with DVD players came out.
Oh my God. So I'm, I'm local in Vegas. I go out to the show. I tried to get stage time.
He said, no, I think his thing was like, I don't think you're ready yet for this crowd. Get the fuck out of here. He said that. So I watch him fucking, you know,
limp through, I watch already crush, then the show's over. Couple, you know, day later
they leave. I get a call from John. The guy who never met me. Calls me and says, hey, I left that videotape at the hotel.
I'm sure that's half his act.
Oh no, he needs that.
He's panicked.
Yeah.
Not only is it half his act, but I don't think Howard knew that he had this, you know,
sizzle reel.
Right.
That's all in Howard Stern show.
That's all Howard Stern show.
Show show show show.
Hopefully it would be, it became out of the stage the next week and I was just like, I was gonna show this tape.
So I walk up to this celebrity and I ask him
his crazy question.
You gotta see it.
Billy Crystal.
Trust me, it was great.
It went a little something like this.
Yeah, so like I think he was more worried about that
than losing the 10 minutes of time.
Yeah.
Is him getting in trouble.
Rightfully so.
So he begs me, he says, you know,
see if you can get this tape.
So I go down, I know the hotel is a power station.
I go down and I start fucking begging people.
I say he was in this room.
Can you please check blah, blah, blah.
He left it in the room.
Sure enough, they come back with the video.
I get it back, I send it to him.
And then like a month later, they're on the air
talking about John forgetting shit at shows.
Yeah.
Doing whippets and forgetting stuff.
You forgot his money at a show or whatever.
So I go perfect segue to tell this story
and I call in and I get put on hold and they go to break.
And during the break, John picks up the phone.
He goes, uh, Julie, what are you doing?
And I go, I was gonna tell tell that story about you for getting the tape.
And he goes, oh, really, really dude, after everything
I've done for you.
Holy shit.
I'm like, you mean put me on hold when I call in
with something good?
That's what you've done for me.
It ain't stage time.
You told me I wasn't ready.
You ain't doing that for me. And I was and I was so pissed at him and I
just go, you know what? I'll just talk to Will or Gary and I'll just give him my stuff.
And he immediately was like, no, no, no, it's all right because he just didn't want them
knowing about this video. 100%. So, you know, he was, but he knew me. He knew he used to sit
there. Go, he loves you stuff. Keep calling in. He loves you stuff, Julie. know he was but he knew me he knew he used to sit there go he loves you stuff keep calling in
He loves you stuff Julie so he knows well. Yeah, he's got some words for you now. Yeah, what's but you know
He was a coward and Vince is called the mouth of being a coward like like he doesn't you know like he runs to security
He ran he ran to the front desk and said, please call security. This guy's bothering me.
I thought you were gonna tell me when I went in there with like a baseball batter.
No, I just had a microphone trying to ask him some questions and
Fucker, it's gross bro. I've never worked with the guy. I've never had a problem with the guy.
I've never even dressed today.
Never had a problem with the guy. I've never even trashed a guy Don't want to be that I was interviewing him because he was the only one that we found
At the hotel he was silly enough to sit right party elements
Silly then he went around to the bar. They were all there. He's like in he's insane
He's insane. I've never even trashed the guy. I never even knew the guy.
And he wouldn't answer my question about whether or not
the Howard Surgeon jumped the shark.
What did that all?
I mean, I'm looking right now to see DMs from him.
All right.
Well, you're looking at one more clip from him talking about you.
Yeah.
And, uh,
Shule,
this is gonna hit pretty hard.
So I wanna,
I want you to brace for this one.
Sorry, I just read a DM from why you're such a pussy.
The guy who never said anything bad.
Well, let's call him and let's talk to him.
I'll tell him why.
Yeah. First off, we have too much sorry John
in the show already.
I don't need to actually out in the show.
I need to cure right this.
Surely there's a nobody.
Nobody knows who he is.
And, you know, I mean, you know, he's obviously jealous.
You know, and, but just to trash, either of us,
yeah, like why?
But that's Vince, that's this hack attorney
that, you know, that's his idea his idea like because he's trying to be like
controversial and
But he doesn't understand that you don't trash
At least as far as he and I I thought he was my friend
I would never think that he would do a show and start trashing me, but he did you know see now
I wouldn't say he was trashing you.
I would say he was breaking your balls.
Thank you, Tommy.
Check out the big brain on Brad.
You a smart motherfucker, that's right.
My hack attorney, Michael Popock.
That's, we have a case.
I have a case.
So he hasn't seen it.
He knows nothing about it.
No.
And even Tommy's doing a series on this. Yeah, see, he's doing it. He knows nothing about it. No, and even Tommy's doing a series on this
A mini series on John. Yeah, that's my show format that's you we did one episode and quite frankly to co-ordor some wells under
Protests, I wasn't a hundred percent wanting to do it, but I said fuck it. Let's do it
Well, I like though that at the end Tommy's like, well, you know They're probably just like bossing our balls, you know, it's like no, they're trash at us
And it's cuz Vince is a fine. I thought Tommy did a masterful job of interviewing John
Especially in the condition that he was oh you waste
He has the speech of someone who is being fed pudding all day long that's
That's what I hear when I hear him to
that's what I hear when I hear him to I never mind. I never mind. And then as soon as he stops talking, it comes here playing right in your mouth.
Here's your tapioca. Jeff, you might funnel. Yeah. Jeff the drunk is a better broadcaster. Yeah.
Then set a rig. John at this point. Those two should team up. There's a shot. That would be funny.
Welcome to the show.'s up fuckers?
Alright, here's a scenario for you
Jeff the Drunks been doing a show
It's starting in John for a few months
Sure
And he thinks that John's drinking is getting out of control
Sure
And he has to have a serious conversation
I like off the air
Hey, but hey
I'll be starting John
Sure
Hey, uh, I know we're having fun
But can we bring the room down a little bit
Shut the fuck up John Hey, uh, I know we're having fun, but can we bring the room down in course lights. It's not even alcohol
Listen to me. I've shit myself God damn it
You've upset me again, John I
Can't perform without my civil bullets and to quote you know to go back to Johns opening club
Which is I'm a nobody nobody knows me less people know you dude. I've seen the views I've a nobody, nobody knows me. Less people know you, dude. I've seen the views.
I've seen the numbers.
I go to well.
Less people know you.
All right.
I want to add in since we're talking about Sudary John, a guy that everyone
who follows Sudary John knows about sale underscore D 1970.
Love this, dude.
Oh, sell.
Love it.
What's happening, buddy?
What's up, guys?
How you doing?
I'm doing well
So I'll just look like Anthony my my opener
Let me just say let me just say
Julie's the best he fricking the best man. Thank you, Sal. I'm a big fan dude
Big fan. Let me give a quick background on sale D. So sale D we used to think was Stuttering John because he would go on Twitter.
And if there was a big thread that everyone was looking at,
he'd go on there and put people to check out
the Stuttering John show.
And no matter how tragic the conversation was,
he said we were like, this must be John Saka Count.
Going out to promote John's show.
But it actually was this guy that we're talking to you right now,
sale D who I believe was a fan of Stuttering John is that correct sir?
You know I yes, I was a fan of funny that you said it Stuttering John and Jeff the drunk
They're both great the mega powers
I told you are curating
People know us, dude
You think really should team up.
They have no joke. That would be great. Maybe I'll just do a show.
Maybe we should just do a show as John and us and Jeff. Yeah.
Put on the creep off feed. They made five episodes of me and
Jeff. So, Sil, I heard you on Cardiff Electric Show.
And you said some very interesting thing.
It was a while I asked you to come on here
and talk about it a little bit.
You and our friend Hockeypuck, Hockey Canada Sean,
have incriminating audio of Stutterig Jod
that you're waiting to unleash to the public is this correct?
I guess I would say I've heard some incredible stuff and you know quite honestly it's like
why isn't this out there that was always my my question like pump it out there and from what I
understand it's all unhold right now to see basically how this guy is gonna be coming up.
Is this guy getting anywhere?
Almost like, let's hold on to it.
There's really no reason to release it right now.
Also, is there's some legalities
that we're making sure that you can release this stuff.
Nobody wants to get sued.
Everybody wants to make sure
they're getting things done correctly.
And yeah, that stuff, it's out there.
I've heard it. Am I in of it I can't I can't
really hear it out hockey puck has it right
sounds right sounds like that might be the case so you're interesting because
you've been on Twitter recently telling John like you're you're actually
asking him to sue you because you would like to have
a lawsuit going with Southern John.
You think that would be fun.
Every fan does really.
Well, for what I do for living, you know, I don't want to put it out there.
I am really pushing John to follow through what he says.
I would love to get a C-Sister sister
order because when you get a C-Sister sister order, it opens up the floodgates
to respond legally. So I have it received on and I urge John. John has my phone
number. I can give him my address. I would love for him to send me a C-Sister
sister because again for what I do for a living, I would love to follow through
with that and bring John right to the gut to the gutters and that's why a lot of
stuff hasn't been released it's because what to be great to release this in
the public forum other than Twitter sure but it's a tricky time right now
because you know you can't cancel nothing so you kind of got away for the
guy to get something well didn't didn't he have cancel himself when he pulled himself off a Spotify?
I did, yes.
Well, I will tell you something did happen this week.
And Suttering John has once again threatened to sue yours truly.
Oh, texting the great, my attorney Michael Popeplock was going gonna come on today To talk about how the oral arguments went in my lawsuit with serious XM
and
So he's gonna come on Saturday at 12 15 to come on and just tell you guys how that's going. And also, I have to deal with them because, you know,
certain people are posting my beer on the balconies,
you know, on sites on their own shows.
Those are behind the pay wall.
That's copyright infringement.
So I got to, I think, you know, I got to talk to them.
Thank you, Councillor.
I might have to sue, which is fine. I have no problem, so I'm... thing you know I got to talk to him thank you council I might have to sue which is fine I have no problem so I watch the batman
on my laptop go fuck yourself yeah he does I got no problem to sue it every
problem you have comes with what are you talking about dude so noon today I would
never it cost money it cost money to sue somebody else I don't I don't I don't do anything
like that unless I'm getting paid and let me tell you some pop-up whoever he's not suing anybody
he's not gonna drive himself to a courthouse for depositions or nothing this is all he ain't even
coming on his fucking show on Saturday hey he's supposed to be on them right now.
How much you want to bet he's not on.
I'll see.
Like somebody in Discord find out.
I can't see it.
He's running late.
He's actually on right now.
All right.
He is on.
Okay.
So this is kind of fun.
So he's threatening to sue me because, and it's great.
He goes to, he's using my beer in the balcony.
So I was behind a paywall, which, eh, it's not,
because he doesn't know how to put something up unlisted.
He's just an idiot, he puts it out public,
and then he takes it down.
And what a moron, you should be,
you should want the, everyone to share this fucking piece of shit.
Well, what's great is that-
No, he really shouldn't.
For sure.
Nope, nope.
Have the subscribers our fans of WATP?
Of course.
For sure.
It's not even up for debate.
They said these are NASCAR fans.
They're there for the crash.
Of course they are.
Some of them want to see this guy win.
So for some reason, John thinks that it's okay
if I use clips of his show as long as they're free clips,
but if they're clips of shows he charges for,
I can't use them anymore, which is retarded.
Welcome to John Logic Watt.
Yeah, that's how that works at all.
And then he goes, I talked to Michael Polpak
and he agreed with me on that. Oh, really, the attorney who wants you to work with him, agree with you. Yeah, that's how that works at all. And then they got to talk to Michael Polpak and he agreed with me on that.
Oh, really? The attorney who wants you to work with him. Agreed. Yeah, you get. Yeah, judge. Sure.
I got to go though. I got to go. But yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds right. Yeah, and my dentist wants to pull teeth out of my mouth.
Go figure. I can't believe it. I believe our arguments of science.
And this is a guy who back when he had a show with Royce that was actually produced
and decent, he was playing Howard Stern clips from serious acts.
Oh, which is behind the paywall.
But that's okay, right?
That's okay with John does it.
Oh, okay.
So I got an email from YouTube at noon today because John sent them a note trying to get
my videos taken down.
Dear Mr. YouTube.
Dear Mr. YouTube. Yeah. Dear Mr. Tube.
All right, so this is the note that he sent to YouTube.
It is my show which is unlisted and behind-a-paywall.
I charge money for this material.
Nobody is allowed to use my work that is behind-a-pay
while ever without my permission,
this person that is stealing it,
using it to make money, that is copyright infringement.
How dare he say his work?
His work?
His work, shame on you.
He is using my sloth.
Yeah, I'm on a balcony drinking beers.
He's stealing my work.
This is their response.
It's insane.
This is their response to him.
He doesn't require doing shows.
That's what he always says.
Oh, he never drinks.
Yeah, that's libel.
The response was sober up, John.
Listen to this response.
Hello, thank you for your message.
However, we remain concerned that your copyright notification
is not valid for some or all of the videos
identified in your notification.
As a result, the content will remain alive on YouTube.
Oh, YouTube sent me this note and they said,
just so you know, we're gonna leave your videos up. It doesn't mean that this guy won't go after you outside of YouTube. Oh, so YouTube sent me this note and they said, just so you know, we're gonna leave your videos up.
Doesn't mean that this guy won't go after you
outside of YouTube.
So watch out for that.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks a lot.
I know, thanks YouTube, appreciate it.
But at least they're like, yeah, John,
you don't have a,
there's nothing to do with what was behind a paywall or not.
Dear Carl, we used our Reatar stick and kept them away from me.
Have a great day.
That's basically what they've all Nelson. Thanks for the content.
Yeah. All right. So, Sal, what do you think, man? Do you think he's going to go through
with it? You know, this, no, listen, I urge John, you know, I urge John to sue somebody
because what's going to end up happening is John's going to get screwed in the outcome. You know, john doesn't realize that one day somebody's going to take them seriously
and they're going to say, let's show them what it really cost to conduct a lawsuit and
to defend a lawsuit. You just can't do it, man. It can't, you know, you can't keep saying
stuff. And that's why now my whole thing is I want to get involved in a court case with John.
And my goal is to end up in court with John.
Well, then we have much of a discussed by friends.
You're like, you're like my, my Israeli mom.
She always wanted to get a court case going at some point.
Is that flow wet?
Slip on it.
The last time John threatened to sue me, I had Vincent, your friend and John's former attorney,
to talk about it.
And Vincent said, the best thing about this is the discovery phase.
That's right.
Because we both have to open up all of our books to each other so that we can see like,
are there damages?
What's going on?
I was wondering if you could make a podcast.
How much am I making for my podcast?
What's going on?
How much can I get that Tesla for?
Honestly.
If he were the just for that.
Just to see how much money he's making from his podcast.
Like if it cost me a couple of tens of thousands
of others.
That's another very whack pack trait.
Okay.
Is to step into your own trap.
Right?
Exactly.
Is to be like, I'm gonna make this person look like a moron
and then you're the moron. and he does that on a regular basis.
It's pretty good at it now.
Yeah, all Carl has to do is just write courthouse out of cardboard box and put a stick on it.
I can't wait for the walk.
I fell for good.
All right, Sam, I'll give you the last word buddy yeah you know i i have some stuff coming out it's going to be coming out on my
uh... my uh... twitter account uh... right now i'm holding tight everything i
put up usually gets deleted uh... i deleted because of uh... there's a reason
legality even though it's up if you delete it you show
hey i didn't mean to cause harm so i delete why I delete everything after a certain amount of time.
Smart. Um, John's stuff.
John's going to, John's going to step in his own stuff.
We're hanging out here, you know, by Twitter handles up there.
If you don't see stuff, you will see stuff.
We're trying to pull them out of the weeds.
And when he comes out of the weeds and he makes that one mistake,
we're going to be there to just have fun with it.
Colorfully. Like been been said you know what discovery is the greatest
thing in the world yeah well Sal I've been a big fan of yours for a long time
and I don't know what you do for a living but please don't ever do it to me
you know that I'm a friend and I will always be a friend. We're going to be friends. We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends.
We're going to be friends. We're going to be friends. We're going to be friends. We're going to be friends. We're going to be friends. under John's skin so much. It was an embarrassment at that hotel. It was just why you would even post that stuff.
It was an embarrassment.
And God bless you, Julie.
Keep up the good work.
W-A-T-P.
You guys are doing the great work,
and I know for a fact from talking to John,
you guys drive on crazy.
Ah, that's great.
Hey, Sal D. Before you go, man,
I ask you one question. Who is Cardiff Electric? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha could be truly could be Tommy could be Tommy. I'm definitely playing a long game.
A long game.
You know what?
Cardinal electric.
Art of electric will always be a part of our imagination,
but we'll never know.
Will we know we won't?
So sale.
I I'm really glad that we got to talk.
I want to talk to hockey puck someday.
I hope he'll come on the show because it sounds like you guys have a lot of things planned. Please
hockey box is holding back, you know hockey puck is holding back right now. He's a he's the gatekeeper right now. Okay, you know
I was able to get some stuff from him, but he you know what he's doing exactly what I'm doing. We're holding back and
we're waiting for John to make that one slip up and we're gonna be right there. You guys should see the email newsletter.
Yeah, right?
Well, if you guys, if he does slip up and someone's gonna happen, I'd love to break the info
here on WOTP.
I mean, John's the only guy that has a seal team six of trolls.
He's like, I know. It's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's's on it's on it's on it's go go go eat a Lee fucking specialist that are going to destroy
him. John, it's not too late. Apologize now for everything. Yep. You know, it's like spies
like us. Put down your swords and I'll bring back the sun right now. Everybody relax.
All right. Thanks, Dale. Thanks for coming on, buddy. Absolutely. Good to talk to you.
Take care, guys. We'll talk to you soon.
That's the lock. That's the lock to you.
My we got two shows tonight, Anthony.
I'll see you at the club.
He does.
Hey, what is what a sport. He's in the parking lot, helping us out.
So my friends Royce and Mersh over at Revenge of the SIS were chatting about this lawsuit.
I love this.
From Stony Johnny, I like those guys too.
And they're having a little bit of fun with the latest legal threat from our friends.
That Joe by the way, I'm sorry, this was just sent to me by at muttering John, by the
way, on a muttering job.
Yeah, on Twitter.
So I'll give him credit for that. He's not talking about us, by the way, a muttering John. Yeah, on Twitter.
So I'll give him credit for that.
He's not talking about us, by the way,
because we've never done anything behind a paywall
making fun of him.
But I think we know who he is talking about.
Well, I just got off a phone with my attorney
and dear friend, MS Poppock.
Oh, that's the guy.
That's the attorney he pretended to be when he DM me.
Remember that?
About a troll show that is using my content behind my paywall for
his own show. He has instructed me as I thought this is not fair use. Time for another lawsuit
with monetary ramifications. That was the thing. That was his tweet. Type one of the lawsuit
with monetary ramifications. I'm sure it was spelled rammer for Kaysian.
Yeah.
And the Gumbia said, another lawsuit with monetary ramifications.
What has ever been a one lawsuit?
Oh no, Sharie's just gonna get their court cost back.
That's gonna be monetary.
The monetary's coming out of him.
Yeah, for one of you, it's always a monetary ramification.
What does he am, right now?
He's talking about who are these podcasts.
I'm assuming, because he's been playing some clips from his
up paywall show. I guess he has a paywall show. I didn't know that. Again, we
haven't covered this guy in forever. Well, we covered him yesterday. No, no, I mean
besides yesterday before that, I'm really having been like up to his day-to-day
activity. Well, you know, I got to say this man. Now that John's our friend and he's being nice to us.
You're going down for this car.
Going down.
What?
No, don't take Carl down.
I know John said nice things about us.
Carl hasn't said nice things about us as recently.
That's a good.
Well, I'm a fair, I'm a fair weather friend, bro.
Carl, you got to be nice to us now, bud.
You got to say something nice about us.
All right.
You're going down.
You're going down.
You know what?
Testifying on stuttering.
Yes, but I will be there in this fake lawsuit
that he's doing.
OK.
And I will go right into that courtroom.
And I will testify on behalf of stuttering, John.
And I will do a monologue where I go.
Your honor.
Is he a slob?
Yes.
Is he a shitty dad?
Yes. Is he a drunk? Yes. Does he
have a bunch of dirty kiddin' little kiddin' little boxes all over his house? Yes. Where
was I going? Oh, yeah. Carl's a bad guy. They're gonna have to get in line behind me.
Very well done, Murray. Thank you guys. So I played that clip of John talking about how he's gonna have
like a pop-up on the show.
Sure.
Which is today, he's talking about it's gonna be Saturday.
It's a pop-up day, guys.
And he says, you know, he's got a lawsuit
or a playing cuss behind the paywall.
Then he's talking to his guest,
he gets distracted by a text message.
All right, and he says it's from his ex-wife.
Okay, so the last question I have for you is,
I'm sorry, my ex-wife is texting me.
I, is, oh, I just see that.
And now she threw me off.
Oh, my.
Oh, I had one last question for you.
And now I'm going.
No, God damn it.
It's our fault, but I'm terrible broadcast.
No, people have speculated that potentially that was actually his attorney
the great
but the book
actually do I still have that yeah
uh... michael pop up
uh...
people speculated that was him who is texting him because later on in the show
john kind of softens what he was saying about this legal that's so funny
and again
before bring else, I get,
I'm going to apologize.
I did to be around the balconies.
And I did happen to make them private
because there are shows or show that is using my show
behind a pay wall that is behind my pay wall.
And I got to check out the legality of that.
And if there is a law being broken,
then I will sue. But if there's not, then I can't do anything. But if there is, I'll be
the first, I'll be the first to sue. It'll be a pleasure of mine.
Yeah.
Loves to sue. You know that about.
I love it. Right, guys?
Coming down the pike.
Yeah. Voted most likely to sue sue he's got to cut those hands down
Man those fingernails please
Putting them in the camera dude. I know so I use that as a thumbnail
I don't want to my YouTube videos and it was gross just like putting it in Photoshop
I was oh god. I do want to do this right farmers have cleaner
Mechanics I've prologists yeah, I've cleaner. Casey. Casey. I'm proctologist. Yeah.
Have cleaner.
KCR review girl is cleaner.
Serial tech.
Oh crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, everything.
All right.
So John said that it's illegal to play.
I love this.
What do you think the tech said?
What did you say?
I'm eating it.
Oh, I have one more question.
No.
You just claim another loss.
There's nothing we can do retard.
Let me worry about court cases.
I'm sorry.
I was my ex-wife.
I apologize.
Three words.
No more freebies.
Yeah, no more freebies.
That's probably what it was.
So he just said, I cannot play clips
from anything that's beer on the balcony behind the paywall.
So recently he had Greg Fitzsimmons on beer on the balcony.
And here's a fun clip from that.
This is actually Joe Neymouth NYJ in the dabble is not a separate.
I put this together.
It's called the fine art of changing the subject.
This is a little compilation.
John, I'm going to use some cat food from DoorDash.
Poor cats have to eat.
It's like, you know, like everyone assumes,
just like you did, oh, John's got to be stupid.
These guys, oh no, John's got to be poor.
Like, I, it's a, do you get the trolls like I do?
No, I don't, but, but, but, but, but,
people don't know your rich,
people don't realize you're real estate holding.
So I mean, even with the divorce, you must,
I mean, you're living in a house and you're real estate holding so I mean even with the divorce you must I mean you're living in a house in your divorce that's a pretty good sign. Well, well it's a condo now
because yeah this is the spousal drop one point. How old are your kids? Yeah, so how many years will
you drink during this podcast and then how will you continue drinking for the rest of the day and into the
night? I only have four on this
show. That's it. Uh huh. I
limit myself to 412 pounds.
That's it. You know, because
it's beer on the balcony. I
used to do it actually on my
balcony. Yeah, but then like,
you know, but then the sun and
everything was glaring up the
screen. And I said, all right,
I'll just put it on the green
screens.
So then will you will you then drink tonight as well?
Maybe I don't know.
Yeah, Greg.
Yeah, you know, hold on.
Are you buying?
That we're doing the show from Yankee Stadium.
It changes green turn itself on himself
What is that noise I
Love when people always ask him. He has these guests on and it's noon when he does his show and the guests are like
You're drinking beer already like what why are you doing that? He's a grown man. He's a father of children.
And his answer is it's called beer on the back.
It's my answer time here.
I wish he was called swan dive off the balcony.
That's why you should change the fucking name to the method action piece of shit.
And here I go.
Holy shit. And here I go. Oh, he's a real idiot, this Uncle Rico. Yeah.
Look, do you deal with the trolls?
No, it's called success.
He's always asking, every celebrity that comes on, you deal with trolls too, right?
There's probably like subreddits made about how much will lose are you either like, no.
You know, you don't buy you cat food for your pets?
All right. You want to buy you cat food for your pets? Alright.
I want to play a clip from our bonus show,
because Croge had a theory,
and I thought it was an interesting one,
so I wanted to get Shule's take on it.
So I am going to see if I know how to do this.
Oh, look at that. I do know how to do this.
Look at me.
I have a theory and it's speculation.
I'm speculating here.
I'm just making some shit up,
but like, let's throw this at the wall, see if it sticks.
Okay.
We've heard a little bit about John's childhood
from his book and from this interview,
even where he talks about his dad being violent
and unpredictable.
Correct.
I think John's dad is an alcoholic.
I think John is an adult child of an alcoholic,
as well as being an alcoholic himself,
which is very common. Sure. And I think that he's adult child of an alcoholic as well as being an alcoholic himself, which is very common sure and I think that
He's gonna spend his entire life as a little boy fighting against this unpredictable drunken dad
Now this drunken dad could be the trolls, but it also could be how it's turned this guy
He hasn't let go over 20 plus years now
Fred had an alcoholic father robin had a father who molested her
Gary had a mom who had severe psychiatric disorders.
This whole family of people was brought together with these terrible parental issues.
And they all stuck to Howard Stern, who was unpredictable and incredibly cruel, and treats
people just terribly.
But every once in a while, Dosis out a little bit of love.
You did good today, Johnny.
He said that and John will never forget it,
even though he was cruel to him.
Like the other 30 days of that month,
that 31st day, so he did a good job.
And he also laughed at his joke that one.
He did, he laughed at his joke that one time.
And John, what do you think about this theory
that I just wanted to self-run.
People are broken and he's like their father figure.
I think I need to just take a step back
and defend John's father.
Okay.
If John was your kid, you would drink too.
So I'll have to say.
I think there's a lot of truth to that.
100%.
I also think like what kind of fucked up, you know,
a training facility that all these people come out of
or it's like molested over here.
I know.
Mom psychotic. molested over here. Right over here.
Moms psychotic.
Yep, over here.
It's like almost like they were hand selecting these people.
And it's great.
You know, I have a theory, like when I used to deal blackjack in Vegas, a lot of dealers
we had the same days off, you know, and we would all hang out.
We would go to the strip club cheetahs out there, right?
And we used to go one day out of the two days off and we'd all hang out and drink. It wasn't getting
labdads. We just went there and drank and hung out. And I had this one friend who was
fucking crazy. Always been crazy. And we walk in this club and it's packed and sure enough
through a packed sea of people, the craziest stripper found the craziest friend that I had. And since
that, I've always known that crazy will find crazy no matter what. It's just, and so these
people are kind of attraction. Yeah, they're all brought together. They're all damaged.
And his take on Howard, I think, is super accurate. Yeah. You know, is like, yeah, he, it's,
that was, that was interesting. I was surprised to't that because Kroge has been a stern fan for as long as Jay Thomas had a take.
Like, yeah, Jay Thomas, the week he died, we talked and he made me, he said, I need two hours of your time.
He said, get your family out of there, whatever's going on, I just need you to take a notepad,
I want to write some shit down.
This guy, three days away before dying,
kicked knowledge to me about what I should do
with the rest of my life.
No shit, yes.
A good guy.
And the first thing he said to me,
is he said, you gotta get away from this show.
Yeah.
He said, you gotta leave, You gotta do your own thing.
He said, you guys are abused spouses there.
He says, you're all terrified to go,
and that's the way they want you.
And that's the way they make you.
What's gonna happen to JD?
JD's a young guy.
I mean, he's in his 40s now, but yeah,
these guys are gonna have a hard time.
Dude, I know there was definitely a window of time there
where I wasn't confident in myself after I left,
where you sit there and go, maybe they were right, right?
And that's exactly, that's the mind fuck that it is, right?
So yeah, it's gonna be hard for a lot of them,
but you know who helped me ironically with that is the great Lisa G. Oh, yeah, she reached out to me
It's almost like she knew it's Jews. We're annoying pick up on she like but she reached out to me
And she just sent me a text and she's like it's a much bigger world than the one they paint for us while we're there
Right, you know, we think that's the world
for us while we're there. Right.
You know, we think that's the world.
And it's so much bigger than that.
And don't sweat it because it's a much smaller world
than you think.
Well, it's interesting because there was a time
when half the people I knew had heard the Howard Stern show
that morning, and I can just have a conversation
with them about what happened on the show.
And now there was a recent survey that showed
that less than 10% of people who have serious ex-am
have it for Howard Stern
Yeah, it's the only reason I had to do some it's the only reason that company merged with XM correct
It's because of Howard yeah, they were the smaller company by far they were the smaller company. They were dying
Yeah, and because of that show
The satellite still exists till this day right? Yeah, it's the technology doesn't need to exist
No, it's ridiculous in a couple years to exist. No, it's ridiculous.
In a couple of years, I don't think it's gonna.
Well, that's why they merged with Pandora, right?
Because they're like, well, we gotta figure out
in that game, once Wi-Fi is in every car.
Yeah.
Well, why am I gonna listen to your 80s station?
Exactly.
I'm fucking make my own.
Exactly.
So.
But you will be able to get JD's beer in the basement.
I love them.
I love all those dudes.
I wish I was doing all the best. Did you see the comments? No. Someone was calling our show Beer in the basement. I love them. I love all those dudes. Did you see the comments?
Someone was calling our show Beer in the basement.
Oh really?
That's what he was saying.
And I wish I'm done with the best man.
Listen, you're not here to talk shit about Howard and the Howard Stern show.
But I do have a question that Vinnie was supposed to ask you on coming to Carlson.
Oh, I'm sorry.
And to not.
I think I asked him off the air.
It is a wig, right?
Oh, that was a dirt question.
It is a wig, right? Oh, that was a dirt question. It is a wig.
So where I've never seen anything to just...
Because you're...
I think he colors it.
Can I tell you what my take is?
Yeah.
So he's locked up in his house and he's scared to death.
Yeah.
About anyone coming into his house, if someone brings some food,
if to sell, it's put it in the microwave.
Right.
He's that afraid of the virus.
Yeah, absolutely.
And yet his hair never changes.
It doesn't grow longer.
It's always exactly the same.
It's in colors. It's always exactly the same same color
It's a everything who knows
Impossible. Maybe the guy sleeps sitting up Carl. I don't know. I'm not a clearly. I'm not a hair guy
Okay, very I don't know but I can tell you in all the years. I've been there. I've seen him scratches shit
I've seen the movement meetings not move it like his head
But like I'm like, hey, look at what I
Like sunglasses Just flipping him up.
No, as far as I know it is not.
You never saw it like Adam Crookhead coming out of the bathroom
or anything.
I picture it like Darth Vader and Empire.
Yeah, where it's like it comes down from the ceiling
and Lazzini turns around and is like,
you may enter now, surely.
Hey, Bob.
One time.
One time the tag was on his forehead.
One time. But that was a new way. He was on his forehead.
One time.
It was a new way.
He was getting used to it.
He was breaking it in.
All right.
So speaking of lawsuits and fun lawsuits, I want to bring in this guy, Unique, who's been
on the show before Kyle.
And Kyle, are you there, buddy?
Yeah, he is there.
So Unique was a say and Z, uniqueness, unique Kyle,
goes by a lot of different names.
He's been broadcasting on YouTube and other sites
on the internet for a very long time,
talking about Opie and Anthony, Howard Stern,
lots of different personalities.
And you just got your YouTube channel taken down
because Brendan Schobb was buttered.
Yes, I made fun of him and he sued me.
So this is very scary for people like me.
When I heard about this and I mentioned on the show
last week that Brendan Schab can go fuck himself
and I'm not a fan of the sky
because suing people because they goof on you
is a pretty shitty thing to do.
Monetary ram of cash.
So have you gotten legal advice?
Like what's the next move here?
Yes, I reached out to lawyers.
Lawyers have done videos about this.
I'm still waiting to get served.
Oh, you haven't gotten served yet? I thought you did.
No, you just sent that thing to YouTube,
which I think was ultimately his
end goal just to get my channels taken down. And I see him doing nothing else to go
further with this, which means I'm going to have to. But there's a whole process
where I have to get served first, then react, send his lawyers something, then the
court's signed by Monday. I was like, I'm just gonna hit the court and be like,
you know, this dude's still I deserve to be.
I don't think he's going to,
because he got what he wanted.
My channel's taken down, but YouTube DMed me and said,
if you got a judgment in your favor, we'll reinstate him.
All right, so that's very interesting,
because I just got that note from YouTube.
I don't know if you heard me saying this.
I don't think you were on yet,
but I got a note from YouTube,
because Southern John tried to do the same thing to me.
And just today, I got a note from YouTube saying, we're to do the same thing to me. And just today I got a note from YouTube saying,
we're not gonna take down your videos
because this is fair use.
And there's no copyright infringement happening.
Why did YouTube take down your videos?
Because he actually went and filed a lawsuit.
Okay.
And he gave them the documents.
I see.
So they take it down just saying, like,
okay, we wanna wait till this gets settled.
So we'll just take it down in the meantime.
Yeah, that's basically what they said.
But I don't know how legally how it works, but YouTube would
get the paperwork before he would.
Like, shouldn't he be served first before he has to do a show
YouTube that he actually filed.
So they take down the channel and they say when it's settled
show us that it went in your favor and we'll reinstate them.
Weird. No one ever done. How do you file it and not serve the other person?
Right, right.
Sounds like it's not filed.
Right, right?
Well, YouTube emailed me to filing and he filed it.
You just hadn't served me,
which I don't think he's going to.
Interesting.
So you have a pretty big YouTube channel.
You make some money on that,
and that's all been taken away from you.
Oh, yes it has.
So can you countersue Brendan's job
for the money that you're losing right now?
I probably couldn't,
but I probably wanted just because I want to get it
over as quick as possible and get my channel back.
Right.
I'm not the litigious type like that dummy.
So, and he sued me for making fun of him.
And like this lawyer did a video about it.
And he says, I don't even understand what this lawsuit is. And he told me to file some
motion to have them explain better what they're suing me for. Yeah, I don't even understand.
It is list for things, but they don't provide videos or say what I did or anything.
Is it a copyright infringement? Is that what the...
That's what he did.
But he's not detailing how I did it.
He's just saying he broke our copyright.
Because I was watching your show when you were explaining this
and you said literally there's a thousand shows
that that's all they do is play Christmas
with people's shows and talk about it.
It's transformative.
How is that possibly copyright infringement's shows and talk about it. It's transformative. How is that possible? We can't be right in front of that.
That's what he does.
Right. That's what everybody does.
That's what he does.
So what the fuck?
All this comes down to is I'm telling you is that video where the fighter and the kids subreddit caught him at that Mike Tyson Super Bowl thing.
Giving a piece of paper to a chick there. Yep.
And I made a video, did he get caught and then his number to a chick and then boom, all
the copyrights just came in at once.
On both channels, all at once.
So that was the triggering point.
So this is the safest marriage is what this is about.
Maybe, maybe he's just had enough.
I mean, I don't know, Brendan.
I know he does stand up.
And I mean, call it that shirt.
I mean, I would say he's better than stuntering John, probably.
What is he, what, okay, not by much?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
What does that mean? Code of restails before a set. He's got an opener and a closer. I guess what I'm
saying. But no, I think it's if you're claiming to be, you know, in
broadcast, he had a comment and whatever and you comment on
other people, you can't, you can't go to the court. It's not a
good look, dude. It's not and look, I'm not a fan of this dude.
He's, you know, got a fan of know, no, he's talk shit for years on me.
And it's like, all that being said,
I don't agree with the lawsuit.
I think it's bullshit that that happened.
He has his right to, you know, comment on people
who have talent and can do things.
And that's fine.
I mean, who am I to deny someone to be a
barnacle on the SS talent? That's not me. If that's something Kyle can make a
living doing all the power too. They don't boo nobody's. Yeah. Barnacles are part
of the ecosystem baby. That's it man. I get it. You might have released a crack
in on this one though because the big YouTubers are really pissed about this.
I've had DME like the quartering and others.
And you know, that dude moist critical who has over 10 million subs.
Now he's all in the world of shit and I'm Brendan job on his podcast and ship.
Yeah, this was a bad move by Brendan job.
I agree. I saw the cordening was going to help you raise money for your legal team.
Yeah, it's a listb. I agree. I saw the cordling was going to help you raise money for your legal team. Yeah, it's just awesome.
I have to wait to get served, then get my lawyer,
then see what this is going to cost me.
I don't want to ask for money now.
And then it's, I don't know what I'm going to need
for it right now.
So, surely doesn't like you, but for everybody else,
they could still file you, start up a new.
I don't hate you.
I don't hate you.
I just don't like it. I'm just
trying to give a blog. Yeah. When I when he first started Patreon and I signed up and he blocked me.
I'm like, man, he doesn't even want my money. Nope. No, you know what he gets to me. He's
signed it for my Patreon and then played the video that I was doing on my Patreon for everybody for free.
I'm like, dude, what are you doing? So and here and here I am, I'm staying true to who I am.
I may have blocked you, I don't follow you.
And guess what?
I don't report you or sue you either brother.
You can do what you want to do, you know?
And he had the crazy thing.
It's not like Brenda Chomp has me blocked on Twitter
or anything or Instagram.
And I follow him on those.
But then again, I don't tweet at him.
Yeah.
So you're now unique entertainment.
If people want to find you on YouTube.
Yeah, I just put a set up a channel
and one of my kids names.
So, technically, it's not my channel.
Okay.
But I can still post on it.
You'll never get caught doing that.
That's where you're gonna know that happened.
I don't think you're that one.
Well, technically, I can't run on another channel,
but someone else can.
This is like an episode of cops when the guy turns into an attorney when they're resting.
If you're a cop, you have to tell me.
So what had happened, officer?
Officer, the crack was on the passenger side of the vehicle.
The key was in the off position of the car.
Well, good luck buddy. You need entertainment on YouTube got me a thousand subscribers
Wow, so I can subscribe her that's amazing dude good for you man. She's had more than that. She'll he had to start from scratch
Oh well congratulations on
Subscribers dude good luck with everything man subscribers
That's why I said
Fucking the bees knees. I hear bees. I hear you do
That cock sucker shop that mother fucker. Yeah, man. It's all fucking roguing crew
Cuz I think this goes deeper cuz no jumper was subscribed to me. You know Adam 22
Yeah, I think this part of the interview is over
No, go ahead. Where we think I
Adam 22. Yeah, I think gave Brendan job this advice because soon me by the way. Yeah
Well, there was also this this video where I forget who it was but a woman was talking about how a comedian who's not funny
She could game a blowjob or something and everyone thinks it's Brendan's job
And so that kind of like ruffled his feathers a little bit. You know I'm talking about
That's to walk me to my truck video. Yes, where
Bobby Lee's girlfriend and any leader men. That's what it was. We're talking about a comedian who used to have a pickup truck
would want to say welcome
you to my truck.
So they could hook up with him and they were making fun of and she said and the biggest
part is he's so not funny.
And Bobby's Lee girlfriend is like, that's the biggest clue.
We feel so bad for his chick.
We know his chick.
So that was the first thing.
And they pretty much have confirmed they were talking
about Brendan job.
Okay.
Because everyone that's doing this Brendan job
and they haven't said it's not Brendan job.
Right.
Well, fuck Brendan job.
Everybody should tell a job to go fuck himself.
Get out of that sup right?
I'm actually a quick question.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up, pal?
What do you think about John Heinz being on a show?
What go ahead?
Do you think there's a difference between a comedian and a rich kid who becomes a comedian?
Yeah, sure, because
I've noticed about these Brendan Shobb,
Chris Delia, Brian Callan.
These are all little fucking rich kids with mommy and daddy's money.
Well, I think I just playing comedia.
Well now I don't think Callan falls into that category.
Callan's been doing stand up for...
Dad has brought the CFR.
What's that?
Dad was headed to CFR.
No, that's not there.
No, I'm not talking about what his dad did.
What I'm talking about is the amount of time and years he's put into doing stand up
regardless of what his dad does for a living.
I don't know Delea's story, but I know Shobb, you know, listen, there's a look.
I worked in radio for a long time.
There's a lot of radio guys who get in the standup because they have an audience and they can sell some tickets
But they're not stand-ups. So do I think he's a legit stand-up? No, he hasn't he hasn't put in the
10,000 hours as they thought
All right, Kyle thanks for coming on buddy. We're gonna continue to bash Brendan Schaub.
We're on your side on this one.
Alright, peace.
Alright, see ya.
Alright, see ya.
Ha ha ha ha.
Guys, I announced last week that we have a new song,
parody contest. Yeah
All right, I have four songs to play today and three of them are from one I've been excited all day about this
so I will say it right now
Cardiff electric is already made three songs. But they're pretty good. And I actually enjoy them. This is the parody on the song The Distance by Cake.
I love it. Reluctantly crouched in his driver's seat. Engines running meter maids on the street.
Street sweepers coming. Time to roll, whining and crying.
What is the goal?
He definitely maneuvers and muscles for spots, hours in his car while his fame runs.
$700 saved so far.
Watch him on Facebook, send him a star.
He's going the distance.
He's crossing the street.
He's all alone while they clean the street. Pretty
well done. Yeah, way to go, Cardiff. Perfect. Perfect song. Perfect amount of time. 10.
10 across the board. That was a good one. All right, here's another one from Cardiff.
And this is, you're always going to play when you pick a Beatles song on this show. I thought you were going to hear, hey, doggy.
Well, here's a one from Mr. Magenta, down with OPE, down with OPE.
[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
Who is OPE?
How can I explain it?
A washed up shark.
Shot that never should have made it.
Carried on the backs of people who actually knew jokes.
Now he's livestreaming for 80 people till he crows.
Could've had it all, but he had to blow it.
Filming people in the bathroom because he's a dumb shit. God has asked ass fired, his friends all expired.
Careers dead and burned and like a funeral pyre.
Westwood, one, Westwood, nine.
Say hello to the cops.
Oh wait, that's done.
Not so easy without the help of a studio.
Too bad you didn't learn to do anything on y'all.
Now you're sitting in your car.
Wait and for the meter made, hoping to get star.
So maybe your bills get paid.
Wait a minute.
What happened?
Didn't you use to make millions? I'm begging hoping to get stars, so maybe your bills get paid.
Wait a minute. What happened? Didn't you use to make millions of dollars for pennies looking for a parking spot to fill in?
Oh my, my, how the mighty you're falling. Back to Anthony and Jimmy, you should be crawling, but don't worry, yo.
Your fans aren't all gone. At least you always have the motherfucking wild squad! What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Opie, you are one delusional motherfucker.
Sorry, you do it right there.
That was great.
Bravo.
All right, one more from Cardiff Electric again. He burned all his bridges, kept him for a parking spot.
Now he sits in his car and he just streams a lot.
Oh, but don't you really know?
You never should have let Anthony go.
You burned all your bridges, kept him for a parking spot.
I saw him sit six hundred. How much is this is this gonna cost me can you imagine living like this
It's a goal is dreams put on my Facebook life
Now you have to send stars just to keep hopes to rely
Don't you really know you never should have let Anthony go to burn all your
riches can be for a parking spot.
And they call this the greatest city on earth go at yourself.
Oh, yo, pretty good stuff.
Cardiff is your guy's sour shoes by the way.
He's just a raw ball of talent that cannot be
Just let him do his thing and accept anything he sends in that type phrase right there. It's true
I can't argue with that what the games the songs. I mean the interviews
That's doing it all he does it all that buttery voice gonna be fucking you guys would be out of a fucking gig soon
This guy I know I know I know I'm worried about welcome to who are these
It's whom are these podcast by the way everybody on discord. I knew it was him
So we're talking about open broadcastingcasting, Crabbs, and Cary, have you ever actually seen this before?
No, all my OPEN.
And John News comes from this news network right here that I'm on right now.
All right.
Well, you're going to enjoy this because I pulled some choice clips from yesterday's show
where OP was moving his car around.
And this is just a perfect example of whatpie is up to with his livestream these days.
So, the latest episode of the Opie Radio podcast, it just dropped a few hours ago.
Oh my God, my blood pressure might be through the roof from dealing with the street sweeper.
I got to breathe and calm down a little bit.
I am so hyper.
Okay. 9-11.2. Yeah, you have to start the podcast. Subscribe
to Opi Radio. Big time clickbait title. I'm having some success with the clickbait titles.
And this one's called Advice for Howard Stern. Morning. Morning Morning
Here's the guy broadcasting from his car
That's what Rodney's gonna take it. He's going I put on a show called advice for Howard Stern
It's really I don't think he wants it. He's turned into it. I'll show them old guy
That's what he's turned in yes, he like, I'll wait in this line all day.
I got the free time. I'll show them. He could not be doing broadcasting more incorrectly.
The listeners are supposed to be in the cars, OP. God damn it. I'm in a studio watching him
in a car. Can I ask a question? Because I haven't heard his podcast.
Is that done with the same equipment?
Or does he actually have a mic for his vodka?
Watch this, Julie.
This will answer your question.
I'm glad you set me up for this clip.
This is a fun one.
Oh, by the way, this isn't a commercial.
I'm gonna put the info though.
Oh shit, my dog tape's falling off.
Hold on, it's like... Holy fucking shit. Oh shit my dog tapes fall off hold on
Holy fucking shit
Again, I just want to say this Stunnery John has him beat. Let me just say that. Oh beat when I did meet him up
It's he's been nothing but nice to me. He's come to shows and see me have a very complimentary great guy
But I can't defend everything.
I don't know what you want from me.
It's a nice car.
It is a nice car, but duck tape.
You used to have engineers, you used to call into fixed things.
Now, he's got to redo the duck tape himself.
I mean, that duck tape is failing him in the middle of the livestream.
And I also like how he started off that clip with this.
Isn't an advertisement?
Yeah, we know you don't have sponsors.
We know.
Right.
And this so this live stream ends up being the podcast as well.
Or is the my question is, is there ever a microphone involved?
So there actually is a microphone.
I saw it a couple of times in screen.
You can see it a little bit in the view.
That's so weird.
And the reason why he uses a microphone now is because someone got in his ear
and said, Hey, listen, we're trying to shop your show around.
Can it sound good, please?
Because he bitched about it.
He's like, now I got to use this microphone or tell me I got to use a mic.
Well, whoever they get to, to, if they sell this fucking show,
send them to the Middle East to figure that spot.
Because if you can do this, anything's about to work.
That's a fucking spengali, whoever that is.
because if you can do this, anything's better. That's a fucking Spengali, whoever that is.
Yeah.
So I gotta fix the duct tape.
Yeah.
Opus show format is he brings up comments
onto the screen automatically.
It's a bad show format for him.
He should not be doing that.
Watch these two in a row that come through.
Oh my God.
He's still processing. Oh my God. No
process. Oh my God. You're just. Oh, Ben, you're Ben, the I
guarantee that didn't happen. Like I guarantee that it that
didn't happen. It's calling Ben. Don't worry. I don't know
how this goes time to get rid of Ben. Ben, you had a good run
today. But now you've got to go blocked.
Say goodbye to Ben, he's gone.
And Luke Brady, I got to say goodbye to you too.
You're gone.
Goodbye, Luke.
You're an oldie dog.
Did your aunt talking shit about you the other day?
I compounded.
You're gone.
You're blocked.
I think that could be a fan.
Why be, why block them and why throw them off?
Interact with them.
It'll be the most interesting thing
you've ever done sitting in a car.
Tell a joke about it.
Or, you know, I've said, I'm like,
one of my guys that's on my show,
you know, from time to time regularly now,
this kid Owen, I met him because he sent me a DM saying,
I sucked dick and I'm a piece of shit and I should have never left the show
Yeah, and I sent him a link. I said we're recording in three hours. Come on come talk to me. Yeah
That's interesting and now he's the most loyal soldier. I he's a pit bull
I just let him off the chain. Well, it was like that guy at the live show in Chicago who was wearing the shirt about you
Yeah, Michael. What did it say? It said, fuck Vity Paulina.
Yeah, I was like, I like this kid.
Yeah, I was fucking was trying to drink some,
I like, you better get goofy motherfucker.
I love this guy.
Yeah, but Opie does not love him.
That's the thing about.
Interesting.
Opie and Centering John are the same person
in that they don't learn from their mistakes.
They keep making the same mistake over and over again.
It's like, well, do the opposite of what you're doing.
See if that does something.
Like it's one thing on Twitter.
It's like, there's no face, no name, no followers, shit.
I block them.
You don't have to bake a whole big fucking thing about it.
But it can be an interesting dialogue, does it?
Because I knew in that kid, oh, when message me,
he's heard things.
He hasn't heard why I left, how I left,
and he's upset.
And that at the end of the day, he's upset at me.
So bring them on and let's have a discussion about it.
And it's great.
All right, so here's another example of some of that.
He's right, I did suck that.
You know what I decided?
I'm blocking Michael.
Yes.
Just listening to that.
These are the one where OP actually does
interact with this person, but not in a great way.
I don't know.
Your ball though, opes to pay. This is what you do. And what am I supposed to do with that? First of all, I'm not balled.
Second of all, I'm not going to prove to you that I'm not balled. Now, third of all,
you're really fucking creepy, dude. But thanks to the laugh.
Carl pauset for a sec. I sure will.
If you were to put, if you were to just
to take that picture and say put a black wig over it,
yeah, with just a little scraggly hair.
Yeah.
He looks a lot like Howard there, doesn't he?
He does.
Look without the wig.
I think that's what Howard would look like.
I mean, I've only seen it with him on.
So yeah, right.
Darron, I tried to trick him., last clip I want to play from OP.
And this is just funny.
By the way, saying I'm not balding,
but I don't have to prove it.
That's like, if I'm like,
Bet you can beat you in a hundred yard dash.
I'll be like, let's do it.
I'm like, I don't have to prove it.
I just know I can.
It's like saying, I was in Benza.
Yeah, right. Right. I got
140 on an online IQ test. I'm curious. How far has this guy fallen?
He used to talk to millions of people every day. He's waiting for alternate side parking. I think you've answered that
question. He hasn't been to work in years. Let's learn a little bit more about it here.
Why doesn't say zero viewers?
What the fuck is up with that?
I don't know.
The reviewers are a little loaded.
I'm not going to lie to you.
We like to be around a hundred.
They like to be around a hundred.
That's his goal.
That's the goal number.
A hundred.
You could reach more people yelling out your window.
It's in that beautiful high right.
He counts them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, there's zero in the counter, but that lady over there is looking at me because she's
annoyed.
And this guy is telling me to shut up.
It's so amazing that you literally, literally, the only thing holding this show together is duct tape ha ha, you know what, fuck you.
Do you think parking spaces cost too much?
I'm gonna play one more clip
because everybody loves high pitch OP.
High register OP voice.
What?
She gets excited.
Why power?
I hate that the meter bays,
and I've said this a million times,
but they used two were brown outfits
they were called meter maids
and people would basically fight them all the time
where the city finally said we got to make them part of the n-white p-d
but i know a lot of the guys from the empire the n-y-p-d-e-o-my-gotten so hyper
i'm sorry
and they hate to meet her maids that they're part of their organization because
the n-y-p-d-e- know, they're running around with their guns, shooting, or shooting this and that,
chasing this and that.
And these stupid meter mates have the exact same uniform on.
And then when you really need help, you're chasing down a meter man.
They're like, ah, we can't do anything.
I got a pen in a pen. That's all I got.
He really he needs a porch and a rocking chair. A sat.
I don't think Anthony telling that story would have said shooting this and that though.
I don't know his idea of what cops do as they just run around shooting at people all day and
his idea of broadcasting is going
shitting
and
fucking mental patients
uh... alright quick update on the live show i don't know what to do
may 14th we have a venue we have the date
alright i'll go
you should go it's gonna be a national
yeah it's two hours from the albeer awesome
awesome done problem is that the only time we can do is between one and four. Oh, I can't do it
I'm not sorry. I wanted to do a man. They didn't want to go do a man day
Or should we get a different date and a different venue? I don't know
I don't think that necessarily matters because you know
You want to make these w atp live shows and event There's lots of fun things that you could do with listeners and fun things that people
show.
There's fun things that you do in Nashville, thanks Vinnie.
Yeah.
I'm so glad that you're on the show today.
Why do you want the fuck are you fucking about?
You're a show hack.
No shit.
I mean, it's no Syracuse, but.
Few places are.
Carl has labeled you the Brendan Shaw with the show.
That's a terrible thing to say to Chris. Well, anyway, people who want to come to the show,
let me know what you think.
Should we keep May 14th and do a one o'clock show,
which by the way, one o'clock central
is the exact time we do the show on Saturdays, anyway.
That's true.
It's the exact time that we do it.
It's just, you know, we'd be live with everybody
and, you know, people want to get rowdy
and have a good time.
Maybe one o'clock's at the right time
to start doing that, I don't know.
Maybe we do the show during the day. Maybe we do a comedy show at night. and have a good time. Maybe want to clock stuff the right time to start doing that. I don't know. Maybe we do the show during the day.
Maybe we do a comedy show at night.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
That's a real good idea.
We'll get Brendan Shawb come down.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
You're unique.
Hey, how do we go right through our night?
We need to get him to MC.
Yeah.
All right.
So, hey, turn your shelf on with Shawb.
Guys, you guys were
talking well she was you were talking about how that could finally baby laugh
three days he's not a comic he's a producer he said the same thing about you
the audience carol that can by the way is e-sauld.
And we appreciate e-sauve coming over tonight.
I'm sorry.
I'm right hand man.
Having up chairs at the table.
He's a good egg.
Yes.
I have it to have you.
All right, it's time for everybody's favorite game show
to catch a daffler.
It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a daffler.
Are you ready to play?
To catch a
So I'm not shape
If that last show I was blood pouring out of me nah
Just gonna grow to be it what did John say next?
By the way, I remember when he said this, and I will not get this right.
It's no less game ever.
It's a great game, isn't it?
Ever.
Are your choices.
Yeah.
A.
The ladies love it.
Okay.
Two.
My mom thinks it makes me look handsome.
Three.
It's wintertime anyway.
D. I like how's wintertime anyway.
D, I like how it smells like beer.
Lastly, makes me look like Aquaman.
Sir Cash, a gambler.
I wanted to be the Aquaman right and so bad, but there's no way.
I think it was the one where, because he's so delusional, I think it's the one where he's so delusion. I think it's the chicks day. Yeah, you're probably I'm going with the stupidest of the responses, which is it's with
Anyway, yeah, that's that was that I'm going to be good. That might be good. Eso, you have a guess
I I'm not talking about that. I think Jenny Jingles. I thought that it would be chicks day yet.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Okay, because there's no chicks in his life
and nobody thinks it.
No, he's gonna be the least girlfriend now.
That was the big news that came out.
I'm gonna say that.
I'm a Canadian girl friend.
That was a lesbian.
She teaches history.
So, I'm not shaving chasing after that last show I was
blood pouring out of me. Nah, just
gonna grow to be it. Went the
time anyway. Yeah, sure to come
back next week to find out if
you are man enough to catch a
doubt. It helps with the hibernation
That is such a great game wow, that's got to be more questions card if you got you got it
That's a good one. No, I like it short. We get right through it. Don't listen to Carl
He doesn't know anything moves quick. It's great. I've been more questions
All the answers are great punchlines to
Yeah, it's funny. All right, what Yeah. All the answers are great punchlines, too. That's pretty great.
Yeah, that's funny.
All right, what have we done today?
We've done it all.
We talked about normal gossip with Kelsey McKinney,
but and I didn't even do a like super cut,
which I easily could have done for her.
She says like, we still be listening to it.
Correct, which is why I decided to spare us that.
I know we had a jam pack show to that.
I didn't want to go through that too much.
We talked about Eric Zane talking about dead soldiers,
which was fun.
It was smooth.
Senator John is gonna sue me again,
and he thinks that Shuley is a nobody.
Monitoring the connections.
You know what's funny too?
The fact that he thinks that like nobody's like the hardest
hitting thing he could say about you,
because I remember he said recently, it was just a few weeks ago when I was a kid I used to
think to myself would I rather be rich or famous which is the dumbest thing
anyone can ever think ever and I always thought I'd rather be famous right and I am
right right should I be feared or lost
what I was having I used to go get hity-lady. You want to help the world go fucking run into trash.
But I think in John's mind, being famous
is the most important thing possible.
So that's when he calls you a nobody.
He's supposed to be like, oh, but I was in this turn show.
No, please.
Because think about it, he got like a taste,
like a pinky nails taste worth of it, right?
Oh, yeah.
That's a nice show.
Yeah, that's the guy who wasn't the announcer of the church.
Right, right, right.
And now he's just like, well, how does this shut off?
Like it can't just shut off, but you literally
lucked into every opportunity.
You don't have the talent.
He was fired with all being talked to because he had a stutter.
That's right.
And he admits that.
That's right.
Cite Unseen.
He stutter as he tired.
That's right.
It's no different.
I got hired for being Jewish.
Everybody knows that.
No different.
Someone already photoshopped.
I'll be with the Howard Wiggout.
I'm telling you in the car.
It's exactly right.
We put up on the screen here.
That's fucking funny.
Well done.
That's great.
Oh, I love our customers.
Got to put some cats around.
Cut the grass to that.
Very well done, sir.
We talked about to OP.
We had some awesome stuff.
We had some awesome stuff.
We had some awesome stuff.
We had some awesome stuff.
We had some awesome stuff. We had some awesome stuff. We had some awesome stuff. We had some awesome guitars. Gotta put some cats around. Cut the grass to that very well done, sir.
We talked about to OP, we had some awesome OP songs,
keep those coming, please.
So you know what that means?
It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show.
The T-shirts.
The T-shirts.
The T-shirts.
The T-shirts.
The T-shirts.
The T-shirts.
The T-shirts.
The T-shirts. So I mentioned we're gonna have a blind mic back on the show again next week and we'll
be reviewing this podcast.
No, hey, I want to post this me so bad.
It shows force gum.
You know, when they tell me as a son, it goes, is he like me or is he smart?
One post is me.
It's force gum.
Right.
When he finds out he has a kid, it and says it says dad did every parent teacher conference meeting
Oh, yeah, that's it. He likes me or is he smart? Yeah, you made that up? No
Yeah, I'll post that shit. Um
This is a show called king and the sting with Theo Vaughan and Brendan Shobb
That's right Brendan Shobb. Oh
If you like suing people why not get multiple lawsuits going, you know?
Have some fun.
I've heard discoveries of blast.
Discovery will be a lot of fun for that.
So that's the show that we'll be doing next week.
Shuly, thank you so much for coming on the show this week.
Thanks for having me, man.
And I should mention, you were fantastic last night.
Thank you very much.
Taylor shot.
We had a crew down there and we all loved the show. You guys came to support
That's for sure. It could have gone horribly wrong. We had a table full of cunts that needed to get handled pardon my French table
But we handled it they left two of them were crying
So we're crying in the bathroom. Yeah, everything worked out great
I got a guy DM me said my wife just went to the bathroom and she said two of them were crying
She said what did I miss and he told her nothing that wasn't warranted. Yeah, so
Yeah, I've been having a blast and Rochester even Vinnie's been doing great
Everything's going great. Fantastic last night. He's killer. He was killer and I've had a great time out here
Love the podcast. You know that love you guys
You come to Nashville. I'll be there sweet and check out the shooly show check out the miserable men show
Only on patreon and check out my new show. Thanks for coming out a podcast about bombing
I listen to the first episode that'll be a week after next week. Yeah
Mark Norman was
on and that was fantastic. Yeah, we got a bunch of episode. We got a bonus
tear on Patreon where we review bombing sets and yeah and and other
awkward shit. So come support your boy Twitch, Shalom Shuley TV. I've
been streamed in a week. I'm going crazy. My video games on there. His
cock sucker Carl sends me a text
because great job on Anthony.
Except for the video game, Tom.
It wasn't a tax I was talking about the phone.
Yeah, now you gotta tell the fucking Anthony
about video games for 30 fucking minutes, Jesus Christ.
And $1 billion in the street, Carl.
Nobody cares about it.
I shot that guy but then he shot me then.
And then I shot him again.
I literally said grow up to a guy he's yelling at me
about playing video in my 40s.
I go grow up, Carl.
Yeah, be like Vinnie and the whole wrestling thing, you know?
I mean, that's it.
Yeah.
Listen, dude, I don't want any pussy on the road.
Don't be like that.
Gaming in the-
I'm down.
I'm down.
You're nailing it, shielding.
Let's get it unfuckable, zone three. That's the name of the tour. Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I telling you, I'm telling you, I telling you, I'm telling you, I telling you, I'm telling you, I telling you, I'm telling you, I telling you, I'm telling you, I telling you, I telling you, I'm telling you, like, okay, let's just hurry this up. Yeah, do you have to meet him afterwards?
Do we have to yeah, but by the end of the night, they're all by the way
There was that one woman that you tried to engage with and she was like black out drunk
Crazy like hey, man. Well, are you doing and you're like, oh, okay? Yeah, you're out of it. I never mind. Yeah
I think my old big glide was,
can you get abortions here?
And they go, yeah, and I go, cool.
So there's something to do in Rochester after the show.
At the moment, I was Bob just went,
aha.
It was like that, that, yeah.
She gave her the abortion just.
Hammered.
I know my clientele.
And then a baby just
Many thank you for coming over buddy. You're welcome anything you want to promote oh
Reboth maybe yeah Monday. We are gonna be visiting the great state of Idaho Yeah, because the St. Patrick's Day so I said we should do something Irish and then it's like well
There's potatoes and I know so that's Irish enough, right? No, that's not what happened, but I like it
So that's Irish enough, right? No, that's not what happened, but I like it.
It's close enough, right?
Enjoy a potato heads.
All right.
Oh yeah, and I'm gonna be doing a brand new addition of
Vinnie likes wrestling this week as well.
Oh, I'm the heart of the Electric Podcast Network.
Yes, I'm the park.
Cardiff Electric Podcast Network.
I love it.
I got a LW, baby.
I got yelled at by Cardiff for not playing his theme song
out of the shell.
I got it, this is like free. song as a show. Alright, you got a little bit.
Please join us again next week and it might be the episode we find out what's for our He's told my gal. Okay. Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone.
Alright, let's get to our net news girl.
From Reddit, Getty Lee's thumb writes,
Christ Cardiff, you Tom Myers that very simple game premise.
Maybe you can deflect the blame by claiming that you stole the idea from Vec.
Krogerfan88, I like Cardiff. This was not good. Gammer in K-1. Like the blame by claiming that you stole the idea from Vec. Crographan ADA.
I like Cardiff.
This was not good.
Gammer and K.Y.
Chrissy Mayer got robbed.
Let's talk about it for 10 minutes.
Who gives a shit?
Who gives a fuck?
Mr. Scurvy posts.
Lord Carnage had all the makings of a 90s adult swim cartoon.
There was so much shitty, aquatine, space ghost, death clock vibes.
Carl and Annie would have loved this podcast as stoner teens in the 90s.
Deeply unprincipled, Mark's podcast is the sound of a man wanking in front of a mirror.
Mr. CrinkleDeed asks, anyone else notice how Carl pronounced crayons?
I heard the episode hours ago and it's still bothering me.
Your wife's BF, wife's BF, is always with the,
some people say, Cran.
Some people say Cran.
Elder 1975 makes a good, flugging boy.
If SJ wants to prove Carl wrong on something,
how about doing a good show?
Just once!
Jobber the Hut Zero claims.
Carl is the master of letting someone come on the show.
He knows it's going to bomb, and just letting nature take its course.
During and after, it's glorious.
Fudgeball 2018 admits,
I totally forgot about Michael Gavin Ali.
I like him.
He's a good kid.
Turbo 749 asks,
Is good kid code for retard?
Go Toaps answers.
Yep, Turbo!
Thanks!
You're a good kid, Carl.
Regarding the latest stuttering John
with the Legend Grammar School Chum video
on our YouTube channel,
Sexy Kirby Rights,
I love how John thinks they were so cool as youths
because they rang doorbells and ran away.
Kids these days would never do that!
John, kids today are learning how to make Molotovs and joining Antifa.
Sixth-string man points out,
John really is a men's-a-member.
Male entertainers, nobody sees anymore.
Lindy for 16 notes.
Over the course of the interview,
Danny slowly remembers why he stopped hanging out with John in the seventh grade and
A-L-A-O who plays us out with and it isn't look how I imagined and as a real truck driver myself
I would definitely bully him at the truck stop still my favorite co-host though
Casey Still my favorite co-host though. KC! That's what you say, hi.
Try any microphone.
She's fucking talking into a potato right now.
What the fuck, KC?
KC, come on.
Do you have problems with your review girls too?
You save types of problems?
Yeah.
It's not just me, right?
But we have, we go by Saudi law.
We just stone them or behead them.
That's not a problem anymore.
There's no rules and podcasts thing.
Makes sense.
All right, while I'm waiting for her,
I guess I'll voice in voicemails.
So this guy keeps calling into the show.
I'll finally play your call, sir.
This is the third week in a row. I'm calling to leave a voice note to suggest that you
should have Vic bring your husband back on the trail like she did last summer.
And you know, so you say hi, go send up data on what it's like being married to Vic.
I'm going to get terrible. Normally I just drop it, you know, if you shot down the idea,
but the fact that you keep avoiding playing my voice mules makes me curious.
It's a crime conspiracy.
I mean, it couldn't be because you're afraid of a big husband.
How about that?
I don't think that's it.
I know it's not a quality control issue because I've heard some of the voice mules you've been playing, so that's on it.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I don't know.
So I guess I'll just keep leaving voicemails until you acknowledge it.
Okay, acknowledge me, Carl.
I need the validation.
You got it, buddy.
Congratulations, you've got the claim.
Yeah, you own it, don't you, right?
So I'm that Vix Haasband, he's a Marine, and I have nothing bad to say about him.
Yeah, that's where I'm going to leave that. What's it like to be married to Vix-Hasband, he's a Marine, and I have nothing bad to say about him. Yeah. So that's where I'm gonna leave that.
What's it like to be married to that?
Get sucks, yeah.
We got it.
Yeah, make sense.
Casey, you there now.
Oh, I got a cringe off the week.
I'm gonna cringe off the week.
Oh, is it on my end?
Am I the problem?
Is that possible?
Cause it is.
Oh, you know what?
I might have turned this off.
Oh, sorry, I got a text from my ex-wife.
It threw me off a little bit.
All right, Casey, there.
Fuck you, Carl.
Ah, thank you.
Here's that sweet angel.
What's in my fault this time?
All right, my bad.
My bad. The lot of moving parts.
We're trying to do a video stream on the show now.
That's great. We tried so hard to bring around
to slow the whole thing down.
All right. Well, she's got a dynamic personality, Vinnie. So just calm down over there. All right, buddy. This is what charisma looks like. Kasey, we have any new reviews?
I do. I do have some reviews. Are you ready? I'm ready. All right. Nobs by Rose Dower, 1197. A crusty washed up boomer and some taint sniffer wind about
politics, celebrities, and a world that has moved past them all while abusing a sound board
and their own listeners. Sorry, meant to leave this for Drew and Mike. Oh, I get it. Okay.
Still fuck you! Is that. Is that a five star?
Yes, it is.
All right. Very good. Thank you.
Sir, we're man next one.
Yeah. My ears are bleeding by Amanda Panda 189.
Who gives a shit? Who gives a fuck?
Okay.
Carl will get overly angered about the smallest thing
and yell for countless minutes about nothing.
PS, Andy and Kaya are the only hosts that matter. We must protect them at all costs. Much love,
settering John's cockroach. Oh, fuck you! I take right there. Sounds like a five star,
I would imagine. That's right. Very good.
Last one first today.
Great.
Ag Slap in Clubfooted because of Ruse.
This podcast actually has a lot going on for it.
Despite its premise of nobody's reviewing other nobody's podcasts.
Except for my favorite episodes of critiquing Howard Stern, Adam Corolla, Alex Jones, OP radio, Patty C. Cubs, and Stuttering John.
We love to hear all of them cry.
We'd love to hear overnight drive or Jamie just to get
roasted next. Please tell Victor put a bag over her head.
I can't tell Victor to do that, but good suggestion. There
was another live show coming up. Someone text her.
We'll put it in a suggestion box.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, if you want me to review a show, don't leave it as a comment
on a review or just email me.
Yeah.
Be great.
Is that a five star?
Yes, it is.
Oh, so look at that.
Oh, five stars.
Thanks, everybody.
Much appreciated.
It helps with the algorithms.
You know that guy?
No.
Alcorithm.
All right.
I'm going to fly through these voice mails because she always getting restless.
He's got better things to do right now.
I'm just hungry dude.
I'm ready to eat a ton.
I'm ready to eat a ton.
We're going to play and shit it out.
We're going to get food.
We're going to get food.
We're going to get food.
We're going to get food.
We're going to get food.
We're going to get food.
We're going to get food. We're going to get food. We're going to get food. We're going to get food. We're going to come to Ratshire. Does the garbage plate jug? It's great. I'm
rumored with one. Hey, Anthony.
All right. Go ahead. All right.
Paco, my favorite caller, order
a t-shirt.
Yeah. What's up, Carl? This is
Paco. I just want to say, guess
who's going to be a proud owner of
a W-A-T P shirt as soon as it gets
you in the mail? That's right.
Me, you know what I'm saying?
I dropped that jacked up,
remy-o-show, you know what I'm saying?
Play that shit after this.
Because that shit is dope as fuck
and can't wait to be wearing that shirt.
Fuck a piece of shit.
Alright, let it be. shit. I love that song.
Definitely a job, Chris.
That day they were watching back, did it?
It really does get me pumped up.
Yeah.
Uh, Paco calls back again.
Yeah, well, Paco,o. This message for Andy. Hey man, much
love and respect. Just going to see a fellow truck driver make it. You know, I didn't think
I did another one about it. Making the mainstream podcast in world, you know, it's. I know how it is out there in the road truck driving
driving trucks
That's what that means
Hope you have a happy birthday man
What's in this birthday this guy sells like you definitely a truck driver
You definitely prove he's a truck driver
Glad you made it mainstream. It's like we're like a rung or two above CV radio.
You know, and I know what I think about it.
I mean, I'm somebody who listens to the show, but I'm pretty sure they don't give them
the expensive stuff to put in his truck.
What like math?
Yeah.
Keep moving. I'm talking about the fucking call.
I just want to let you know I genuinely enjoyed the Holocaust joke.
That wasn't me being sarcastic or anything.
I just wanted to know that man.
That way you could sleep better at night knowing that.
I did actually enjoy that shit.
I don't want you ever fucking, I don't know what I'm saying.
I think you're like,
I believe to the first time that he liked the oligos joke.
Hey, it's been bugging me all day, dude.
I just want you to know I really did like the Holocaust joke
and I don't want you to feel weird about it.
I love the cool, I want you to sleep well at night.
Yeah.
No, no.
Could you imagine, you know, my wife's like,
why are you tossing in term like,
I don't know, Paco, like the Joker, not.
I sound as sarcastic.
I'm having a hard time with him.
You don't know, honey, you throw a holocaust joke out
and there's nothing.
You gotta hear something.
I literally got nothing.
It was just like this.
There were three people around me and I was like,
all right, so anyway and I was like,
all right, so anyway.
And now you know what it's like to be John.
That's right.
Welcome mile in my flip flop.
Casey, what do you think about my Holocaust joke?
Great.
Also speaking of Southern John,
my hands are definitely cleaner than his.
Okay. Good to go.
I don't have to worry about a water building miss, so I have running water constantly.
Day!
Day!
Day!
Yeah, the creek doesn't count.
You know, you will heal person.
I have a wealth.
Thank you very much.
How is it?
Oh, it's the best water ever.
It's doing well.
Is the dancer. It's the answer
Never again we said never I hope I hope Paco liked our well joke just now
Call Lucy this is message seven. I now I'm back to not liking it so much
Message six. I like the joke, it was well done. Well, I'm sorry to tell you this,
but we're no longer friends.
You're not my friends anymore.
Bye.
So that's a rapper said, June Diane Rayfield.
Oh yeah.
Remember we played it, the Christmas of the week last week,
where she was talking about in third grade,
a girl told her they weren't friends anymore anymore and then her and a co-host started
crying on the podcast about it. Like you need a Dakota ring for this fucking
message is this guy's leaving. So whole fucking thing going on. You're not
supposed to have to explain a joke Carl. Well no one understood what the fuck
that was. I was just waiting for the pop from a shotgun to go off
at the end of the voicemail.
We're not friends anymore.
I'm waiting for it to come from across the table.
Hey, Carl, you know how a Kaya pointed out that
listening to a stuttering John is listening to a man
literally kill himself with alcohol.
It's making him really uncomfortable.
Well, I just want to say that, you know, a lot of us in your fan base, we are deliberately killing himself with alcohol. It's making him really uncomfortable. Well, I just want to say that a lot of us here fan base,
we are deliberately killing ourselves with alcohol
and looking at studying John into pressing.
So if you can like wrap up the whole
Studying John segment, you know,
move on to someone else, that'd be really great.
Thank you.
Let's see that.
Let's see the show.
As soon as God does, well, people have to buy.
Then yourself, sir.
This is funny.
This guy called in and fucked up.
Hey there, Bill.
The fucking shit.
I'm sure he wanted to say something about Bill.
He's like, hey, Bill, fuck!
Up, Bill.
All right.
Oh, this is the guy who came to our show with cocaine Jesus and they were
drinking all day and they passed out in the front row. Yeah.
Shawn Michaels take top. Yes. Okay. Correct. Isn't there beer guy right? Yeah.
Our beer guy. Yeah. Call. Call. If you have a matinee, he might actually stay awake for
all. So I made that joke. I made that joke last week. I said, well, at least if we do it at one o'clock,
maybe he'll be cautious.
And we called in to respond to that.
Carl, can you please give us a fucking detail
to the live show in Nashville.
Cooking Jesus and I have first class tickets to buy.
And we're gonna have to figure out how the fuck
we're gonna get in trouble before the mad name
passed down the front row again.
I mean, the fucking do the shit.
All right, don't call me back, fuck you.
He definitely owns that. What if this don't call me back, fuck you. He definitely owns that.
What if this don't call me back?
What if this are future things?
I love it, it used to be,
I'll hang up and listen off the air.
Now, it's don't call me back, fuck you.
Oh, fuck you, fuck you.
Fuck you.
It's gotta fucked up.
All right, couple more quick.
I just got the joke of Angel Dust and Hoffman.
You know, mother calling me back, I'm gonna go hang
myself now. What is this the Sarah Silver Show? Oh, yeah. I can't hear you.
Yeah.
Oh.
Who was in the humble next to the sea?
Dr. Ring, John.
Thirteenth John does some hungry of these.
Dr. Ring, John.
That's the Rosas Bay's humor. Dr. Ring, John. That's a rosa space humor.
It's something you wish.
Dr. Ring, John, they get to the kitchen.
Make me sound which?
Dr. Ring, John.
Let's see, they give me energy, okay.
Yeah.
I feel like half the people I'm listening to
are putting lipstick on while they're leaving the house or eating it or eating it or like sharpening something.
When we did the live show, I thought there was a 50-50 chance I would survive it.
Yeah.
And I was fine with that.
Yeah.
I'm going to meet these people.
People call in the show.
I've never been able to hear a single in a voice before until now.
I hear a voice, you're like, there's no one in that person's life.
Well, there is a surprising amount of hostage girlfriends
at the live show.
Yeah, it wasn't surprising.
Yeah.
Well, there's more girlfriends there
than I expected, as I was saying.
Yeah, the only one surprise there are them.
No, no, no, no.
Podcasts, it was good to break as them. No, no, no. Yeah. Podcast hitman was good at breaking his girlfriend.
Oh, man.
Yeah, but he gave up after two bagfills.
No, no, no, no.
Carl, you fucking moron.
Call it the catch a dabbler because of the catcher predator.
Like, fucking idiot.
No, I know that, but why does the game
has nothing to do with the catch a death?
Okay, whatever.
Jesus Christ.
I've been benzene a lot,
listening to a lot of old episodes,
and I've come to a realization,
people are absolutely wrong.
The long-ass theme song wasn't fucking annoying
because it was long because
everybody had to hear you try to hit notes and fucking sing you suck love the
show.
That's good point.
Very good point, sir.
Thank you for reaching out, sir.
Here's someone who doesn't like my favorite voice, Malier.
Paco Stinks, get rid of him.
Okay.
Geez. I mean, Guy does make a little bit of a point. our Paco Stinks, Gerrit of them. Okay.
Geez.
I mean, Guy does make a little bit of a point.
You're gonna get one of those.
You're gonna get one of those.
Nice and short.
All right, last voicemail here.
Oh yeah, drop the modes and Carl's clump feet.
Ah.
The drop of the modes, Guy.
Coming on our very expert day left here.
That's very nice of you.
Oh, man. All right. Got Kasey. Thank you so much for coming on her very expert day left here. That's very nice. That's a good one.
All right.
All right.
Got Casey.
Thank you so much for coming on today.
I know it was a grueling task to have you come on and read those reviews.
So I appreciate it.
You know, what I was doing fine.
It was a issue for you, apparently.
All right.
Happens to a lot of guys.
Yeah, all right.
Take it easy on them.
Trust me.
She knows.
It's the war in Ukraine. It's just you know, I got a lot of shit on my mind right now.
It's a lot of shit. Hey, what's your relationship with gossip?
I'm a woman. I got that answer.
Yeah. That show is fucking awful curl. I know even women hate that show
Number three number three in the comedy categories. I was listening to it. Someone's got pictures of somebody with someone
Yeah, Jesus I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks
Guess what the episode's
He fucked up. He's been wanting my attention. He's got it now Guess what? The episode's over. Oh, wow.
He fucked up. He's been wanting my attention.
He's got it now.
It's fucking on.
Yup, good.
It's really funny how like on Richard replaced him over there,
right?
He just has a job.
Yeah, right.
I think Richard was the one who won his job.
A couple people replaced him.
Richard and Sal, yeah.
So it's like, they just did a whole bit on that show
where everybody came on Richard's hat.
Yeah, yeah.
And he had to do it like,
John does that unironically.
He's just very so close covered in gum.
Well, that's a bit.
Oh, that's why I'm doing it too.
It's for the bit.
Today I'm gonna come on a roach.
And see, Shuley, that's the lack
of organic comedy over there.
Like, John does it organically.
That's right, you're right.
see shrew that's the lack of organic comedy over there
that does it organically
that's right you're right