Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep303 - King and the Sting and the Wing

Episode Date: March 20, 2022

Brendan Schaub has been making news lately for suing a person who made fun of him. I'm not looking for more lawsuits, however, I feel I need to do my part. Everyone should be clowning this unfunny simpleton. And he teamed up with Chris D'Elia?? Are you trying to become a recurring bit on this show? Mike Geary from the Blind Mike Project joins us and even he can see how unappealing Schaub is. We also chat about O&A, Tom Myers, Stuttering John and the latest Opie song parodies. Keep them coming.  https://redcircle.com/shows/the-blind-mike-project https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike March Badness: https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/Er6ciUrlct  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's showtime. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ A W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Hello, Robert Dixon, Kazoo Roos. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that just like Andrew Cuomo refuses to go away. I'm your host, Carl, with me this week, a man who can't stand Brendan's shop, and he hasn't even seen what he looks like.

From the Blind Mike project, it's Mike Geary. What's happening, Mike? What's up, buddy? Welcome back to the show. Thank you for having me. It's hilarious to watch you troubleshoot before the show. God, because you're very seriously trying to fix things while stuttering John says I miss penis over and over again in the back.

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I'll put it in the show notes as well a link to it we're going to have a little bracket style tournament to figure out what is the worst podcast that we have reviewed on who are these podcasts. So actually, I'm an interest Tom Myers, but he's in there. He's in the running for sure. More on that coming up later in the show. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and Apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section. Today we'll be reviewing a show called King in the Sting. This was a suggestion from Jonathan Ryan back in 2019.

We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is actually a show that's now called the King the Sting and the Wing. Yeah, it's very clever. Theobon, Brendan Shobb and Chris D'Alea. How was that for a lineup? Wow.

And I have to say, you mentioned that I hate Brendenshob, but he might be a brilliant marketer, because if his idea was, I don't wanna be the blithering, unfunny moron on this podcast anymore. Who do I bring in? He be the blithering, unfunny moron on this podcast anymore. Who do I bring in? He found the perfect answer. Well, I was trying to figure out who I hated more. And I know people like Theo Vaughn, and I'm not saying that it's easy to be bread and

jobs co-host by any means. It's obviously very, very difficult, but this show is so bad. It starts off the latest episode that just came out yesterday, is it's like marches their birthday month. These are adult men. These are middle-aged men. And it's like they're celebrating, they're fucking birthdays.

And the way they're doing it is by putting on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle outfits. Wait, they do that again in the late, I listened to the last two episodes. Is this an Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle outfits. Wait, they do that again in the late, I listened to the last two episodes. Is this a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle podcast? Cause they talk about it every fucking episode. Do they really, I thought this was like a what off thing they were doing?

They're obsessed with it. I have like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle clips. Holy shit. All right, so let's just check this out because the way this starts off is Brennan obviously has a joke that he wants to tell. So he doesn't rule with the conversation at all. And then Theo Vaughn does the exact same thing right back to him.

Well, so man, it's turtle day, dog. No, you don't be a thick ass. No, I don't know. I got some of those as man. You don't have lenses in them. Yeah, they have lenses in them. No, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb D-po Ninja Turtle. I'll take it. You guys know what I'm going for here. What does that mean, a home alone D-po Ninja Turtle? Home alone. I'm trying to break it down. There's, it might be over our heads because it's so many jokes wrapped into one, I think. Dude, this entire show is nothing but non-stop swings

and misses. It's rapid fire disasters all over the place. They're all turned out, do each other, and none of them seem to have any wit at all. And they're constantly talking over each other. Like some that I do like podcasts like that. Like I know on Legion of Skanks, they talk over each other a lot, but the key differences, they're funny guys. Right. This is just other idiocy being piled on top of itself. Yeah. Do you have an example of that, Mike, that we should get into? Well, I guess let's start, since you mentioned the teenager Ninja Turtles, I guess we have

to start with number 11, I think, because Chris really gets into it. And this is a long story that essentially spans three clips. Okay. And Joe, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go okay? I'll destroy it in movies, but go what you say? No, go ahead. Okay. Teas your interest. I was a huge fan of the team's manager. Who's your favorite? Really? Well, Mike Angela. Yes. And Raphael was my favorite. He's the leader. Raphael, there are a reserved leader. Splinter was leader technically. There are a reserved leader. But there are was the blue one. There are blue one. And then Raphael had the

size and Raphael had the swords. No, no, Leonardo had the swords. Don't tell you how the staff, don't tell you was the fucking intellect. I don't have no chucks. Hey, I already know this. But he's telling you don't.

No, it sounds like the freaking out. No, I do know Leonardo wants to shut up. I'll break it. I know you're one of here from a guy who knows you know what he did that off. I'll break it. I know. You want to hear from a guy who knows you, I know, I know.

I really can't hear you, and I know. I'll go. So these are 40 year old fathers arguing about the teenage mutant ninja turtles. But then if you go to clip 12, you'll see an example of what they find. Like, this is what Chris D'Ria finds to be an amazing fact. And also, it proves that he's like a liar. Because he keeps saying facts check this and didn't think what anyone would actually fact check it, that he's like a liar because he keeps saying facts check this and didn't think what anyone would actually fact check it and he's just wrong.

Okay, now when the movie came out, guess what? The movie came out on my birthday. It came out in March on my birthday. So I look at the screen, I see the TV, you know, it wasn't online, you'd have to see it on the thing. I was like, whoa, Teensment Ninja Turtles, the movie's coming out on my birthday. Ma, I want a party at the theater for Teensment Ninja Turtles one. So we fucking did it, okay party at the theater for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one. So we fucking did it, okay? Then a year goes by, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles two. You've come out on my fucking birthday.

You're lying, man. I'm not lying. That's why I said fact check it. So I say, Mom, what did we do last year? It's three years ago, whatever it was. I'm fired up. I said, we're going to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and those babbles in a half shell for my birthday.

I'm gandit the theater. That's what I was gonna have, so. So that was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles two, okay? We're going to see T. H. your ninjshaws and those babbles and a half shell for my birthday. I'm gandit the The So that was T. H. your ninjshaws too, okay? Then T. H. your ninjshaws 3 comes out on my fucking Burk I'm not lying and do and then I said I put up a number two old and I didn't go through that because I was too old and I didn't want to see the T. H. But also part three, but how about that dude? T. H. your ninjshaws was for me, bro.

So you don't have to Part three, but how about that dude? Teigen, the dirtles was for me, bro. Turtle, you told me about turtle pie. So when you turn me, and when you say the brain guy, I correct that ass by saying crank. Okay, I do that. I only do bunch with the right hand. Brang, and rat king was in there, motherfucker. Yeah, Casey Jones. Bro, birthday, the trilogy, the trilogy,

Tishra, and the turtle birthday. Forget it. Yeah, that is lit. March 22nd, March 30thth and what was the other one? I don't know I mean they're not gonna come at they can movies come out on a Friday Fridays are different every year Yeah, yeah, you know You know

Swing has a birthday month is what he's trying to exploit here. He's a chick Carl sit back for a second What if I told you all three teenage mutant ninja turtle movies came out in March? No way. How's that possible? What are the chips? And that's what my birthday is. So there's something from that clip that the next episode, this carried over. And I have to play someone such a great segment because, yeah, because they had to keep on the

Ninja Turtle stuff and crystal is such an aficionado. On Ninja Turtles. Very proud of himself. But yeah, because they had to keep on the digital stuff and crystal is such an aficionado on digital. He's very proud of himself. But, but you were saying turtles in a half shell and you fought me up, but it's not turtles in a half shell. It's heroes in a half shell, turtle power. I think I'm talking about turtle in a half shell. Heroes in a half shell.

Turtle power. Turtle power. You wouldn't say turtles in a half shell, turtle power because it it's redundant and why the fuck with these jingles be redundant Because if you're in a half shell turtle power That's how I do it right and I like it and I like that This is terrible Chris was the one saying it wrong Oh, he was one say it wrong and the other one these correct because was the one saying turtles in a half shell All right, so this is what I'm guessing is happening here

is that because these guys have careers in their comedians and one of them used to be in the UFC, they think it's like ironic to be 46 years old and talking about the Ninja Turtles, and that's why it's funny, except for the fact that they're tough guys that get chicks. Well, except for the fact that like every single adult now watches cartoons and plays video games

So it's not like ironic anymore. It would be ironic if they read books Then I'd be like, well, where are these fucking guys? What? Hey, you know what else we like we're real nerds Marvel movies. Yo, my gosh, dude You gotta listen to this on my birthday one year one of the Marvel movies came out I'm a birthday. I mean, it was the same week. It was, it was close to my birthday. It was my half-per-weeks later. But that's pretty weird still.

All right. So let's talk about birthdays and how excited everybody is about this. Anybody doing anything cool for the B-Day? We all got B-Day's. Come on, man. I'm not kidding. I have that.

He was your kid. Everybody's, though. Let me, when is yours? Mine's on the 18th.th feels on the 19th. I think Chris is the 30th 30th. So yours already haven't what you do, Eric. Oh Oh, fucking cares. At least Eric Griffin's like, I don't know, man. Yes. Give us a fuck. Eric Griffin tries to play along and he's outnumbered we have to play along to some degree but right these guys have no point They're talking about their birthdays because their show has no point. I've never once brought up my birthday on this show because we have a Format we have shit to talk about. There's a point to our show. The show is like every other fucking YouTube show

There's no point to it and there's a million people working on it. They show the YouTube show, there's no point to it. And there's a million people working on it. They show the production area, where there's people milling around, there's people at computers, there's fact checking things. None of it seems necessary to me. I actually came on to promote my birthday. It's August 31st, so if the WATP fans

could just drop that down in their calendars. Why don't you come back on the show and tell us what you did. Well, have you got the track record? Yeah, well, have you on. So they actually admit that birthdays are stupid. Has anybody have an issue with their birthday? Like, usually I don't like my birthday.

Yeah, since I was a kid, I was like, yeah, come on. No, we know when you become, when you become an older man, it's never important. You know, like even with your girl, your birthday becomes like her birthday. You know, like you just want to be your birthday becomes like her birthday. Yes, you know Like you might just want to be like I want to do anything But I have plans I were gonna go there and then you just kind of like is this my birthday? Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't even like bowling

Brendan so deep to I like the idea of him as a kid like, oh, another, I'm plagued with another birthday. Oh, it's all bullshit. It's all made up. So he was telling a story. I didn't pull clips of this, but he was telling a story about how he's sitting on this chicken kindergarten. He need a booker on his nose.

And he's like, so I finally look over. I'm like, hey, what's up? Like none of this happened. And you wouldn't remember the stories. Oh, all the stories are, I have a perfect example of a bullshit story. If you want to play number six. Okay, but before I play that though,

I just want to point out these guys are talking about how they don't like birthdays while celebrating their birthdays on their show. They're throwing themselves a birthday party. You can't have it both ways. Birthdays are dumb. Yeah, I know. You see these balloons that we got pretty fucking sweet. There's a cake on the table.

All right. Well, play your sex here. So we're rough housing. Okay. And now it started to sound like a fucking German thing, rough housing. Um, so, well, play your sex here. So we're rough housing, okay? And now it's starting to sound like a fucking German thing, rough housing. So, I stand up and I, I, I, we were really young and I, I went to go take my, my penis out to fucking pretend a piss on him. And I said, I'm going to pee in your mouth, dude.

Oh, that's just weird. And he goes like this this and he goes like this no, and you know like When you do a pump fake when you're gonna punch someone yeah, you get into flinch you deal with your wiener I did that with my piss, but I didn't I was too young enough to realize if I pump fake with the piss The piss isn't gonna come back. Yeah, so I let it fly and he goes no and it goes no Right in his mouth and he goes, and he ran downstairs to my mom.

And I was going to get so much trouble. So I literally thought in my head, I was like, Chris, now is the time. Just be more believable than Matt. And he ran down to the fucking kitchen. He said, mom, Chris pissed in my mouth. And I fucking very confidently said, no, I didn't. That's fucking ridiculous. And my mom says, Matthew, don't make a couple of lies like that.

I, if you need Patreon content, Carl, I like to stick around for an extra hour and just break down that clip, if you don't mind. Seriously. Because it defies the laws of physics, first of all. Well, also, that he whipped piss into his brother's mouth. Let's pretend that that's not a bullshit made up story. Does that make it interesting?

Cause it doesn't. No. And again, going back to the fact that they're 40 year old men, he thinks it's cool that he lied to his mom. I don't want to tell my mom. I didn't do that. And then she believed me. And she believed me.

Yeah. What a great anecdote. What an amazing anecdote. And these guys give each other Oh, okay. Yeah. What a great anecdote. What an amazing anecdote. And these guys give each other a little bit too much. They all crack up just a little bit too much at each other. And the ball busting is nonsensical at best. This is when, so the episode from yesterday starts off. Crystal Lee is not there for the first seven minutes

because he's taken a shit. And he finally comes in and, uh, Brandon's quick with some great jokes here about his sweatshirt. All right, all right. We've gone through all the submissions. Well, what did you mean? Would you eat a fucking half a bagel? Do you think it's all the coffee you're drinking or do you think it's the neck on your sweater that's bothering you? No, dude. Why? You're saying the mocked neck and bro, are you Russell Wilson? Why you wearing a turtleneck like that? This isn't a turtle neck. That's a mock. No, dude. Why you're saying the monster and brother. Are you Russell Wilson? Why are you wearing a turtleneck? What? This isn't a turtle neck. That's a mock

turtle neck. It's a little bit of a mind. It's a little bit less than a mock and it's not a turtle neck because it's not tight. It's nice. It's nice and loose. It's baggy. Yeah, it's good. It's the new shit, man. Okay. I don't think it is. I think a lot of it is. Moms wear it. Well, dude, maybe they do, but also stepmoms whose arms are getting chubby. Where that but I wouldn't be, but I wouldn't be sitting with that. I wouldn't be a shitty about stepmoms whose arms are getting chubby where that but I wouldn't be but I wouldn't be Shitty with that. I wouldn't be shitty about stepmoms. You know what I mean?

Because stepmoms are out there doing what they got to do and no one wants that job though. Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring. Mike Did you know that his sweatshirt's too much because stepmoms wear that same style of sweatshirt? Joe he's such a rascal. Pretty good joke. Here's another example of, it's a pretty good ball-busting that's going on. You look like you won a molested contest

in a solitary confinement. Look at this, this unbelievable. He won a molested contest. Now you're not like Theo Vaughn, because I felt the episodes I listened to, I was like sympathetic towards him. He just said you look like you want a molested contest and solitary confinement the Bong hit transplant Tom Myers joke makes more sense that when he just said like what is he even going for there? I have no idea What is he even going to compare to a great joke like Bong hit

Transparency where you going is the king compared to a great joke like Bong his transfer. But I see where you're going. He is the king. Top irons is the king after all. All right, let's get back into story time. And so Brendan wants to tell this story about this girl named Kathy. And because these guys are in Rift mode,

everything has to be a joke. All he says is I knew a girl named Kathy when I was in kindergarten. And immediately it's fucking, bring the funny time. But to go back to your child's story, I had the biggest crush on this girl. Kathy, her middle name was Lee. I forget her name. Kathy was a child's name.

Child's name. She had a old girl. You have to grow into that name, huh? Yeah, and grow into that name. Yeah, growing into that name. Yeah, her name was girl. And she was banking on her being a cool adult. They were banking on her being a cool adult.

You called Kathy, if you want, I want to give a fuck. We called her Kathy, man. And I knew nobody called her Kathy. If she was seven or eight, it's like, it's like If you want, I don't give a fuck. We called her Kathy, man. Nobody called her Kathy. If she was seven or eight, that's like birth. It's like, you know, me and later. Yeah, Kathy was a good name. You guys are hell. Oh, oh, oh, oh, she was Asian.

I get it. No, no, no, she's a wicker. No, dude, you got to be Asian if you're a kid and named Kathy. You guys are hell on the way. Yeah, a joy grace. Joy. Joy. Joy.

Grace. Kathy. You guys are held up on the name and I like it, but let me carry it. All right. All right. Even Brendan Schubbess is to say, guys, great jokes. Riffing on the name Kathy, but can I fucking tell my story, please? Or do you have the 20 minutes on Kathy?

Can't be a child's name. The clips I've listened to with Erica Griffin makes me feel like Erica Griffin doesn't really exist. He's just me in that room saying, like what the fuck you guys talking about? Yeah, why are you guys laughing about this? I, he's like, I knew Kathy's growing up and he gets talking about, you guys ever meet a Brian?

What the fuck, how the name is that? Brian, Jesus. I think I must be an asshole, right? Like what, what do you mean? What does that mean? By the way, in the episode that you listened to, did they carry on their like new segment, in the episode that you listened to, did they carry on their like new segment, so the one that I listened to,

they spent essentially the entire hour playing clips from fans that they got, where the fan says, hey, you know, I'm Joe, I'm from Tennessee, I'm 28 years old, and I'm a fan of, and then they pause it, and guess which of the three the fan likes the best Oh, that's a whole hour and 12 minutes doing that. That's a horrible game. What how would they know? It's just like it could be anything

Well, they're like oh he's a fucking musclehead. He must like Brendan and it's like oh You're right. You know who he likes on the show. Yeah. Which one of the three, is he a fan of? Why would you get a fan of him? I don't know, yeah, that's three of you. Go home. Who's your fan or something like that? Oh, really? What a stupid game.

Okay. Do you have an example of that? I couldn't even really figure out an example because it lasted like the entirety of the show. They just, it was, I wanted so badly to make a clip of that, but it's just them like, oh, look at this guy's shirt. That's a Brendan type of shirt. Yeah.

It's like, right, it's just not a cool shit. So there was a game they played on the show that I watched called debate club. And this came in from a listener. No, we didn't have the episode. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot we were doing this. This guy's got a debate club. And this came in from a listener. No, we had the episode. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, I forgot we were doing this. This guy's got to be a what up Brandon, Chris and Theo. It's Brandon from a 100 Braska. And I got a debate club for you guys. Do you think there are more doors or wheels in the world? I know this is a pretty heavy debate on TikTok

right now, but I need to know what you guys think. Is it? And gang buzz buzz. It's a thing on. He said, so it's doors or Christmas because he's taxing, but he said so. So he said so. Yep. To gang gang buzz buzz. Hell yeah, dude. I'm going to say doors because even on a car that has four wheels, there's also, you know, five doors.

If you count the trunk. Did you know about this thing that's going around people debating if there's more wheels or doors in the world? No, you're not familiar with this hot debate that's going on. It's sidelating though, a man that I've missed out. Well, they have a lot of fun with that. Because... That's good, God.

Yeah, I mean, what kind of fun talk can you have about how many doors there are at a car that has four wheels? And then they go to like airplanes and I'm like, oh my gosh, well, then airplanes have doors inside of them, but they also have wheels. I airplane in two wheels and how many doors on. No airplanes have more than two wheels. I mean, what the fuck?

Who you fly with? Mighty Mouse. Oh, you want like one of those like, you know, dustbusters things, you know what I mean? No, airplanes have a lot of wheels. And it got like those big wheels. One in the front, two on the wings, one in the back. So rich, bro. I think, all right.

I mean, not to get too much into the debate, but not counting the door that's in every room in America, like the second you walk in. I see, I don't want to get into this debate with you. I'm not gonna debate you, Mike. I don't want to get the weeds too much. I don't want to get into the weeds on this, because nobody even brings up skateboards

that have zero doors and four wheels. So I'm not gonna get into this with you, Mike. I'm not gonna do it. But the fact that Phil thought there were two wheels on an airplane, like a motorcycle airplane, is what he's describing there. Neat. It's just really cool airplanes.

You wear leather jacket when you fly. Oh, yeah, but it's a fuzzy airplane. But did you know, Mike, that they have a Patreon? Now, they do? Yes. They didn't talk about it on the episode, I was. Unfortunately for us, we're only getting two episodes a month if we're not subscribing to their Patreon.

Welcome to a very special time for announcements. Tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy, tiddy. Welcome to a very special time for announcements King the sting and the wing we're hitting patreon son. What are we doing two on patreon and two free on YouTube? That's right. Yeah, so that's the deal from now on yeah It's called the takeover yep, so every other week will be patreon every other week will be Patreon, every other week will be YouTube. And why are we doing it guys? Why are you going to be on Patreon? There's going to be no ads on there. Because the ads, sometimes the truth is the ads kind of, they just, I don't know.

They get upset if you don't do certain stuff. Some of you just, I don't want to deal with Yeah, we get it. This is us fighting back. You're getting Chris D'Aliah Theo Vaughn and my stealth and myself King the sting and the wing buzz buzz gang gang soar I Hate that Chris D'Aliah has inserted himself in like the cancel culture debate. It's like dude. You might be a pedophile Yeah, I like the cancel culture debate. It's like dude, you might be a pedophile. Yeah, I know. The cancel culture.

I don't know how he was able to make his comeback and we're still debating whether Louis C. K. He could do comedy at a comedy club or not. I know. Doesn't make any sense to me. Actually, I do have an example of how much Chris really agrees with consent. Oh, good.

I believe that's clip 16. All right. I go, if I go on to date with a girl, like, I'm not having any expectations. You're cool. I'm not having any expectations. If you don't have that's Chet Hanks talking. Oh, great. The only room in America that makes Chet Hanks look like a brilliant mind.

I go, if I go on a date with a girl, like, I'm not having any expectation. You're cool with what I'm sex. If we don't have sex, it's, it's, it's cool. I mean, like like I'm not having any expectation. You're cool with one-half sex if we don't have sex. It's cool. I mean, like I'm not about like forcing anything. How long have you been with your girl now? Like over six months. Oh, okay, that's pretty long.

That's a good one. That's right. But that's the way you have to be, you have to be on a date, not just kind of like chilling and seeing how it's going. You have to be like that because, well, I think it's all about your own personal expectations. Anyway, what you're looking for. So like if you're if you're 20 and you're

like, I actually am looking for something serious, then maybe you don't sleep with the person on the first day because you're trying to wait. Yeah. But if you're like, yeah, yeah. If your thing is like, all right, I'm just winging. I'm just trying to have fun. Then go have fun. But like, don't put your expectations on Somebody without telling yes, dude. That's so good. You do it. You made it so real You made it so real. There's a comedy podcast. You made it so real But it's also such a good point dude. This is why I know we're supposed to be joking We're supposed to be having a good time. We're supposed to be joking

But you made it real but what you did was you nailed it with the realness So I'm all with it, but I also feel like Eric's the guy when the girl goes over to kiss him, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, no. I feel like Chris was overcompensating for anything that I was looking. That's exactly what I was thinking there too.

He had to make sure that he's totally on board with everything that's going on here. Yes, as the girl's permission, even if he is 15. I mean, if you ask, can I come on your face three or four times in a row, the answer might be no. She might actually be no. When you have to ask that over and over again. And I love that Chris D'Lia says this is a comedy show.

Chris has never said anything funny. I remember reviewing his podcast years ago. And the thing with Chris D'Lia is that he talks about things that are funny, but it's never funny. His big thing was just like, family guy dude, dude, family guy, family guy, dude, that family guy, so funny, dude, and then he'll go on fucking family guy, family guy, family guy, family guy. Oh, my guy's, he's the opposite of funny. Okay. Let's get back to this Patreon promo that happened in the middle of this episode. Hi. Because I went to their Patreon, they hide their numbers.

What's the matter, guys? You embarrassed? Not a lot of people want to pay for this. Horse shit. Although you would, they didn't have a lot of members. This video is like 250,000 views already. It just came out yesterday. So you would think that there'd be people on there.

But anyway, I want you to know Mike, what you're gonna get. if you sign up for their Patreon Here are some of the jokes that you will get for this Oh good The chains are all I know the chains are oh Pants off right down. Oh, all right the inward on this piece of paper on my lap We want to keep it nice keep it woke woke, keep it very even and equal.

He looks like Salvador Dali and also a chick that would bang Salvador. Oh no, you know how gangster it is to go to therapy and get nowhere? That's gangster, dude. He looks like Ed growling Capone, dude. This guy clearly went to Woodstock. He's a fucking Easter rabbit, dude with no candy. That's what he is. Patreon is honestly really all it is is an intervention for Brendan. If that's your first angle, you got Voldemort's protractor in your pocket dog.

I took a painkiller in my life. Never would. Give me the pain. Sniffle with that fucking beak. You don't think I did locally made test 200 for a fucking six months. I gotta say, boys will be boys.

Why don't you tell them, Brad? And I love that they're retarded. I can't have any pain of nothing. They love that they're pretending that they're on Patreon because, well, we can't get censored on Patreon. Patreon is famously censored people. This is not true, too. That's not a place that you go to. It's like, well, now I can just throw the Edward over and over again.

That's not going to fly a Patreon, buddy. It's not going to work for you. No, we use the Edward all the time on patreon.com slash blind mic, but I get what you're saying. Okay, maybe you can get away with it. But it's not like they're saying anything, they're not saying anything that YouTube would give a shit about. They're not controversial people. They're talking about their birthday for Christ's sake.

They get out and they're like, what do you do for your birthday this month? I don't know. What do you do for your life? You do this Ninja Turtles stuff out of here. It's too dangerous. It's not a kind of a result of thinking that later on they hand out birthday gifts to each other. And this is this is fucking stupid. Brennan's such an idiot. He got gifts for his two co-hosts.

Now these guys are pretty wealthy. They're pretty famous. They're middle aged. So if you're gonna get a gift for someone, maybe make it a gag gift, maybe make it fun, it's actually if you're gonna give it to them on a show, maybe make it content. This is for Theo, that's for Chris. What is it? This is $100 to Starbucks.

Well, let me look. Wow. So where's gift giving ever? Well, no, we're growing mad. Thank you very much. So, surprise. So, Brennan's just retarded. And listen, I know there's a ton of people on the internet who hate Brennan's job.

I know that there's an entire subreddit that goofs on him, but there's still a hard enough people who hate Brennan's job. Why does it everyone hate Brennan's job? The guy sucks. It's funny to say that too, because my goal was to shit on Brennan's job, but I came out of this hating Kristalia so much more. Like he's just a fucking jackass. More?

Hey, Chris D'Lia more? I hate Chris D'Lia way more than Brendan's job. I'll be the next time he's getting Brendan's job, the benefit of the doubt of, well, he's a fighter, he's taking blows to the head. Chris D'Lia left his house one day and said, I'm going to be a comedian. Joe Rogan convinced Brendan's job to become a comedian for some reason.

That's a good point. That's a good point. Do you have some examples of why I should make Chris Daly a more than Brendan Shobb? Well, 13, I feel like we got to get this last teenage mutant insert turtle story out of the way. It's been bugging me. Oh, okay.

Let me fucking blow your mind. I'm not going to be shot. Let me know if you'll let me call it a power by the way. And you can fact check this, okay? The guy who made, who created the jingle for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is the guy who created two and a half men. Wow, so he's ballin'.

That's not that shockin', that's not a wow, is it? That's what it is, dude. That guy's crushing that guy's crushing Chuck Lori Chuck Lori don't cut him no slack. He made the teacher in his little jingle dude Wow, how crazy is that? That's crazy. Come on. Have you seen the new? I don't know if it's that crazy I mean he's successful in fucking TV and jingles to that jingle is five That jingle is banging dude. They should make a rap song with it.

Little Browse should do it. Didn't Vanilla Ice do a rap song? I like that he thinks TV Jingles and television are completely separate industries. Well also, Charlie Sheen's character on 2&F Man is a jingle writer. That's his profession. I do that man.

So it's not like this guy's like, what do I write about? Huh? What? Maybe the thing that I do. I'll make that the thing that he does. We might have to shut the podcast down because I'm probably gonna blow your mind here.

You know, Alan Thick wrote the different Stroke's theme song? I did know that. Yeah. I don't wanna get too edgy here, but. Did you know that his son put a smoking hot babe in a music video and I can't watch it enough? You might not know that. Beautiful.

All right, this is just an example of Chris is all over the place. The guy is ADHD and I have a feeling, there's some cocaine going on here, right? And I'm just alleging that. I don't know that to be true. You know, I'm just saying stuff because I'm a shock shock on the internet. But this is kind of like what it feels like

to be hanging out with co-cats who don't share Coke. True, I like coffee shop. It's stomach is so fucked up honestly because I've been drinking coffee. How about this set, dude? Look at this set. I like it. I don't, I just realized it.

Did I see the wing behind you? I know, it's fucking awesome, dude. I don't care, I don't care about my birthday. No, I put in my fucking, you know what I mean? But honestly, this would be fine if I was also high on coke. I'm like, yeah, I'll roll with this, whatever. This is that's amazing, dude, whoa, check it out, yeah. We can't escape the birthday talk either.

No, no, it's, this is all they care about for a side of reason is the birthdays that are going on. Well, if I can, you know, because you're right, I'm not shitting on Brendan Schobb enough, but if you could play clip 17, I just find this to be interesting. I think it might be a little hypocritical from our pal Brendan Schobb. I was thinking it was hot. No, Cheg Smith,

Mike Smith. You know, you know, T.I. T.I. was at the laugh at you other night. Change someone sent me a note goes, that's like C.Hank's bodyguard. So Brennan chopps like, guys, can you believe this famous guy who's famous for something that's not stand up

was being unfunny on a stage? What is Rob? They have no self-awareness. The thing is, the thing is they're known for they're making fun of other people for what the thing is not real eyes the face it they're known for I'm not in charge of you so they're making fun of other people for what the fuck is wrong with these people It's pretty shout never read the internet. I know that he has these sewing people actively. What's what the fuck? You know who I hate Carl is blind guys. They're always reading so fun close to the screen. It's just annoying They always have fucking bumps and I've resigned for these assholes. What's the deal with that? I mean, we're with these people. Would it be funny if I just

literally started piling on blind people like not understanding where you're going with that? You're fucking eight blind people like you're right. It's fucking awesome. They're canes. Just stay inside. And these fucking dogs. They're the worst. All right, let's get into a couple more of these hilarious ball-busting jokes that they dish out at each other Yeah, he's dressed like Starbucks today. He's dressed like one of the color. It's just like pizza. Man, dude, it's so like, do me a favor and go like this.

Rick, like you're calling out a name. Oh, no, say Brandon. No, no, no, no, no, no, mess my name up and say Brandon. This is what's fucking nuts. Oak milk latte with Rick. Hey, y'all, let's go. You could tell if you watched that clip that Eric did not want to play along, at first,

he goes, what do you mean I look like a Starbucks? Let's retard it. What do you mean? And then they're like, no, no, no, go with it. You know, Rick, which is hilarious. And so he's like, all right, fine. I'll fucking play a log with you. And you can tell Brennan wasn't just mildly annoyed.

He gets really pissed if someone calls him Brandon, it seems. Yeah, oh yeah, that was his first go-to. Like, yeah, see fucking Brandon, try it. See what happens to you, Eric. I dare you to do it. All right, here's another hilarious joke. Yeah, blind. When it looks like he have molested by a crayon, and then he do it too well over here.

He looks like he got molested by a crayon. I don't know how I saw that crayon. Two syllables. I've learned. Did you know that crayon is two syllables? I say crayon, I think. I do too. Yeah. I did not a more

I've learned the error of my ways It's credo with a bully you Carl. Oh, I let them bully me. I like fucking Brendan shop. I read the internet I know it's going on. I'm I'm actively reading it right now Unfortunately, the thing is I think Brendan Shobb, I have all these guys, I guess, could be more lovable buffoons. If A, they had, I guess Theos kind of supposed to be the straight man,

but there's really no one to point out their idiocy and they're not aware of it themselves. Like they'll say, like, oh, I'm a dumb guy, but you know, they don't believe it. And I think that's the core issue with them. And that's funny you say that, because I put a note down for myself that the show waxed quality control.

There's no one who's like feeding them notes afterwards and saying, like, hey guys, this isn't working out well. It's not good. This is when they recognize that the episode that they're doing sucks. Like they recognize it 20 minutes in, they're looking around and going, oh, you know what, this actually is not good.

Okay, this episode is what you're doing right now. It's a trap. Okay. The fucking, the, do you think you're standing? You think you're standing. You started, I don't even know you were starting, dude. I was just running a lot. I was just standing.

I was standing and then I was in the bathroom. I'm saying what I was for sure. I told you, it's better than the new Batman. You're such a fucking hatred or such a hatred. Phil Vaughn thinks that what they're doing is better than the new Batman movie. He just said that white set a roll to make sure everyone would hear him.

I haven't seen the new Batman movie. I could guarantee the new Batman movie is better than this show. But at least some battles. There's a lot of two big problems to this podcast. Hey, there's a lot of them repeating a joke to make sure that you heard it. Yep. Like over and over again, they'll say like actually, if you play clip 15, it's a quick one of Chris doing exactly that.

I'm a little bit upset that every time I try to say, I, I, somebody talks over it, and there I just got it out. Anyway. So like 50 times you're saying, I, I, I, like remember when Kumiya, they would talk about Australian people and Patrice would keep doing that.

Sure, yeah. Chris, Chris, Chris, he did it in the background like 45 times. We all heard it, but he was desperate to get it out. So it's them trampling each other with these awful jokes that they're worried the laughter hasn't come because you probably haven't heard it. Mike, you're a radio guy.

So you probably understand this better than most. I went and did this show called The Brother Wee Show, many, many moons ago. And there was a big sign in the studio that said, one person talk at a time. Seems like an obvious thing, but when you bring guests on, you have to tell them that. Why do these guys not know that? Right. And like I said, if there's funny banter, you can certainly talk over each other. Like, I don't think it needs to be a hard and fast rule. No, I'm like that. I stop letting you go. Go ahead.

What a pro. It's so fucking obnoxious. I ate it. But that's just the thing. Is there not interjecting with anything relevant to the conversation? It's I want to be heard is all they're yelling basically. Well, it's also one of these high energy shows where I think that the people who are watching this, and I was reading through some of the comments on YouTube,

people are enjoying it. They're like, oh my God, the fact that Chris puts that mascot and then takes it off and puts it back on again, that's awesome. I think they appeal to, you know, Mongol, it's essentially. Yeah, because people are brain dead. Who are watching this?

And I mean, I gotta give him credit, because the episode that I, or one of the episodes that I watched had like half a million views, so they're doing something right, I guess, but I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that I'm not You look like pure shit, dude. Well, do you do anything for your B-Day? No, do you get sad on your B-Day? Like me? No, not really. You get sad at a time.

Like, he's asking questions that he doesn't care what the answer is, because he's not even giving him a chance to answer it. And it's still, sorry, more B-Day question. I mean, I wasn't going to say it this time, but it's unreal. It's real. It's real. They have nothing. They have nothing to talk about. They get together weekly with just a blank slate,

just a clean slate. What are we gonna talk about today? There used to be a tie, Mike. When people, especially comedians, they would live their lives and there'd be enough interesting shit to pile up that they could go and make an appearance out of show and have interesting stories and anecdotes

and maybe a cool angle on something. Now, people are broadcasting more often than they're living their lives outside of that. So there's nothing to talk about. They've gotten, it's too much. They're overexposed. These people are overexposed, it's too much. Well, especially if Brendan,

I mean, they all have multiple podcasts. Like, Brendan has at least two Patreons, right? The fighter and the kid in this. Dalia has his podcast in this. Like, how much do we need to hear from these guys? Although I will say, it's a very interesting angle. I've never heard anyone promote a Patreon by saying, hey, this weekly podcast that you guys love so much.

What if we gave it to you two less times a month? What did that be great? And then you could pay for it if you wanted to watch it weekly. People are like, no, please put it behind the paywall. God will pay you. We'll pretend it's because we want to say the ad word because that because we're so edgy and cool. Right. I just have a couple more clips on here that I want to play. This is, I guess there's a running gag that Chris did we have things he's hot. Oh yeah. And they bust his balls about it or something. I'll give you the X factor. But if you weren't funny, yeah. Oh dude, hey, you were, if you weren't funny, you'll four. No, dude, that is, okay, man, that is. Dude, he's right, bro, you look like you don't have any blood in your body.

By the way, don't, dude. But bullshit, bullshit, it's not just humor, dude. I've got charisma. I've got, uh, I've got charisma. I've got charisma, what's the other one? I don't know. Oh, no. We're trying to find him. We're going to miss him. Oh, I got to figure out.

Charm, I knew it was like charisma and charm and those are different. And I've got those. So Brennan Shobb says that if he weren't funny, he'd be a four while he's not funny. A four. Yeah. So we could figure this out pretty quickly. We could do the math on this. What would happen to be when he's not? I'm just saying, he's not not okay. Well, there you go Chris Chris could take the just out of that sentence

He goes it's not just humor that gets me way No, it's not you were definitely not it's not you were at all. He must be a good-looking guy Or is it that his style of comedy because we've already described what it is He says things weird and he says them over and over and he sings that many and he says things loudly Is that a sale of comedy that only 13 to 17 year old girls enjoy He's I and I Really listen to what I'm saying. He's an unfunny version of Dane Cook Genuinely, that's what Chris Daly is wow

Brutal well, we've done it all today. Yeah, wow. That's a rough right there. Oh, that's what Chris D'Ali is. Wow. That's brutal. Well, we've done it all today. Yeah. Wow. That's a rough right there. Holy shit. I meant to start with this, but clip number 10, it's not particularly funny. I just thought it was a point where it, because you were talking to, uh, what's his name? Sion Z last week.

Yes, we brought a tie off. I think we found his Brendan's inspiration for this YouTube lawsuit. You know what I'm saying? It's like you played so many games. You know what I'm saying? It's like a game. So many games. You get your rent games. Yeah, I do NFL Blitz. Anybody had cordal stewed on the front cover?

NFL Blitz was all stewed allegedly. NBA. He's not that. He's not saying no. You know, you know who started that home boy started what Chris started that. No, not Chris. The guy who's now like apparently came out as gay Frank. I'm like, men's in him all.

Yeah, I'm not him. He said, cordial steward is gay. Really? He called her alumni, some defense of death. He sued him in one. Cordial steward's married with kids. He started that rumor. He sued like a women's.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Why did that guy say that a cordial steward was gay? I don't know, but he got sued defamation character. So my here the light bulb going off over Brandon's head. I'm not looking for more lawsuits in my life right now. So I'm just going to come out and say Brendan's job is not gay. He's just untalented, unfawning and unappealing enough every single way.

But he's not a gay man. All right. Just throw that out there. I don't want to get sued. like on appealing it every single way, but he's not a gay man. All right, I'll just throw that out there. I don't wanna get sued. There's a thing that Brendan hasn't grown out of, like remember when you were a self-conscious kid, if like one of your buddies called you gay, fuck you, no, I'm not.

Right. Brendan still has that very, very much. Like even just little things, I don't have a specific example of it, but if they reference like, hey, do you, Brendan, do you think this guy's handsome? He's like, fuck you, I'm not gay. He's very childish.

He's a child like mad. All right. What else do you have on the board here? You want to play? Go with number three. I guess we could find a reason why two grown men are getting tattoos. It's a pre solid reason. Little Vanny is the tummy tat and the farmer's day.

I wish you were showing what that is. Where's your next tacking to be, Chris? Be honest. Oh, Sacramento. You're going to get one up there? No. I'm probably going to do it on my chest. The full chest. I want to do the full chest, dude. Of what, daddy? Yeah, bro. Are you chat hanks? I could be. I would love to be hot.

Tell you what dude, I'm going to get a try Sarah tops. You know why? Your son's gonna try hard. I've son loves it dude. He does. He's gonna be his favorite. So tops. So tops.

Yeah. Hold on a second. His kids going to grow out of loving dinosaurs. He knows that right? Oh, Carol, that didn't even dawn on me. So cute. That's like, Brennan. So, that's... So tough.

So tough. Well, that's why I got this one. That's more like, it's how I get the first one than mine. My son can't say zombie, so he wakes him, says, Chombie, so that's why I got him. Two, yeah. But I thought, oh Jesus, these people are idiots. Well, my, you know, my newborn niece once said,

Goo Goo, and so I got that tattooed on my chest Yeah, my my nephew mispronounced my name. So I got that tattooed on me Just to remind about a fucking idiot he used to be yeah, Carl with a w. Hey nephew. We'll get what you used to call me I'm not Charles you idiots Also be cool dad when you get to 40 years old, shouldn't you be done getting tattoos? Like you should have gotten all the tattoos that you're going to get by the age of 40 I would think.

Right? No, the T-Rex face tattoo will really age well as kids. So stupid. All right. And I guess my last two would be be if we could go to number eight. It's a little bit long, but I think it's important to show just how dumb Kristalia is and how long it takes for him to understand fairly basic concepts. Well, thanks.

Yeah, it is going to like. Yeah, it's an organ, right? It's in Ben, organ. Fuck yeah, I knew that shit. And it's still poppin. No joke. I pull up. There's a guy walking up to the night drop and dropping his videos in there. I mean, you go inside. It's all the, it's like, it looks just like the, like the counter kind of curves. There's

two people standing there like taking a little thing off of a thing and putting it on the thing or whatever they do. Like, they got their duties. They're still scanning it into the old computers. It's absolutely insane. Are they still charging people for late charges and shit? I'm sure they probably are. And the cool thing is they have all the different sections like, do they have new movies? Or like, did I rent the like tango and cash?

I didn't see what they I rented. I did say I thought you could rent movies there. Yeah, that's probably Tango and cash. I didn't see what they I rented. I did say I thought you can rent movies there. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably what I thought it was like a museum or something. I don't know. Now there is a place you could do a birthday party for children or a dog. I would do it 100%. Bro, we had always returned at late. My mom would always negotiate with the guy. Like, did you like $300 in late fees? Mom, I'm like, I know, we just forgot. So anyway, just let's get this one.

I'll pay next time she never paid. Really? Great anecdote again. What does a blockbuster musedium have? Let me guess, movies? Well, that's what's so stupid about that conversation. They go, there's one last blockbuster then they describe all the things that blockbuster does

and they're surprised by it. Do they have new movies? I don't know, man. Yes, of course they would have new movies. That's what blockbuster then they describe all the things that blockbuster does and they're surprised by it. Do they have new movies? I don't know man. Yes, of course they would have new movies. That's what blockbuster does. It has new movies. I've never been in a blockbuster. I thought it was a museum as if they would have all the movies on the shelves. Right. But you can't rent them. This is what it used to be like when people wanted to blockbusters. Wow, mommy. Really? It's amazing. Can we go back and watch Netflix now? It's a shit.

So then they keep talking about blockbuster and how they used to rent from blockbuster. And I figured we should end on just another, obviously lie. Like, and Brendan just throwing his mom under the bus for some reason. Apparently this is what him and his mom used to do to rent movies of blockbuster.

Oh boy. It's a video game. I didn't have to do that. You didn't have to do that. movies of blockbuster. Oh boy. It's a video game. I didn't have the money. You can have the money if you were renting it every two months. My mom would write fake checks. It'd be cool, man. Okay. His mom was not his mother was counterfeiting checks and giving them to blockbuster.

You can't bounce checks at blockbuster every week. You just can't do it. They're going to catch out eventually. All right. You fooled me last time, but I believe you. I'd love to talk to Brighton Chau's bomb and be like, is it true that you never paid your late fees? You were bouncing checks over the place of blockbuster? And that you believe what he's saying is just one of the sound interesting. Yeah, exactly. She's like, of course I wasn't doing that.

God damn it. They're not even good anecdotes though. Mike, they're made up and they're boring. Okay. Like who would care? That's why I mean, I have a couple others, but they're all just like that where it's, not it's the same as what we've played. Like it's just them tripping on each other, repeating each other's jokes. It's just mindless. Yeah. I think we get it at this point. Alright, well, that brings us to this little segment. Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week.

And our cringe of the week comes in from Berserk 850. This is a show called Every Frame A Paws. This is a nine hour long video on YouTube. It has 44,000 views and about six hours and 15 minutes into this they get into this But a bit of a riddle me this are there more doors or wheels in the world PS love y'all Interesting question So, you're saying that it's a interesting question. That is an interesting question. I'm going to go with wheels.

I would go with wheels. Go ahead. I'm going to go with wheels. I know that I'd go with wheels is because it went thinking about what cars they have doors. Yeah, but they also have. Oh yeah, that's true. A car has more doors. They're in their interrelated.

Yeah, if we count the boot as a door, which sometimes it is, it is. It is. I think it up. I mean, it opens and closes and works. Well, in that case, we count. I don't know. I think it's starting to, yeah, I would, the four doors that are used for you to get through. Okay.

Here's, let's call it this. Let's how it's differentiated. If it's traversable, my human beings. Yes. That's, that's,ated. George Traversal-White Ovenings. Yes, I think that's the big one here, is meant to be gone through by a person. So a hatch would come out? I love that they're debating what defines a door. If that's going to help them get to the bottom of this, we'll figure it out if we just figure out if it's a hatched door or not. Because I don't know the answer. There is no answer. This is the funny thing about the stupid debate white.

So nonsensical is Brennan Shobb after they that listener asked them that question and they're debating it just like these assholes are. He turns to the booth and goes, so what is the answer? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

The big reveal. Yeah. Cool, let's find out. I'm curious. There were wheels and throats. And producers have been counting. Yeah, right Wait, is it don't I believe this is gonna be a Twilight Zone episode where I'm gonna walk out of my studio and everyone in my life Is gonna be talking about their birthday and this door fucking wheel thing like what are you doing for your birthday?

Would you give your birthday a bunch of dollars in a house? Holy shit. All right, are you familiar with a man named Greg Opie song parody contest going on in the show right now. And for some inspiration, I was going back to some old O&A clips. And of course, the very famous grape fight from March of 2009, when Anthony was eating grapes out of air and OP lost his shit about it and they got into a little fight. And I'm listening to this. I'm like, oh, there's a couple of things in here that are pretty interesting based on what we now know unfolded.

And this is kind of interesting with OPpie in 2009 was clearly ready to move on from Anthony. I can do something. What's not doing this? I don't know why I could go do something else. No, you couldn't. I certainly can do that. I could do something else tomorrow. What? I'm doing another radio show. Whatever. Good. Or sit out of here. I don't care. Really? Yes. You can spin records again. here, I don't care. Really? Yes! You're gonna spin records again?

Oh, you're gonna make fun of me? Are you? No, I'm not making fun of me! Like I make fun of me, at least I'm not saying it now. Like I want to do the show. Like I didn't, like I wasn't successful on my own. I'm only successful. I'm not sure what.

If I spin records. Did I fucking say that? I'm saying. My whole problem with you is very simple. I don't hate you. I don't dislike you But we're moving in extremely different directions and it is gonna be close to time to move on that's all So what's interesting about this is that Opie likes to say in his revisionist history thing now that

Anthony was gonna leave the show he built the studio in his house and he was ready to move on anyway Opie was the one pushing for them to be broken up going out of the back to 2009 because Anthony was eating a grape on the air. And he got all pissed off. If you go back and listen to that, well, interview, there's a ton of foreshadowing. Yes. Like, to the point where if you said, hey, how did Anthony, Anthony break up? It's like, well, listen to this from 2009 and then it took like six years.

Yep. And actually, this is interesting because after the fight at the very end of this 28 minutes back and forth Someone's on pale talk is what they used to use to get instant feedback from listeners in the studio Yeah, someone saying I'm not gonna make it on my own now give it a shot though I've only been doing radio since I was 18. I'm willing to give it a shot. You asshole I've only been doing radio since I was 18. I'm willing to give you a shot, you asshole. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, someone says they will be making a bail.

Well, they haven't seen what I can do inside a car while waiting for the street sweepers out. Watch out, reinvent myself. And he sounds defiant, but he just got kicked in the nuts. Yeah, he did, he did, he did, he did. Yeah, but not well, no. He cares. It's also funny how he throws out success.

Like, yeah, like he had his own show at night or whatever. And that's like a lot of radio guys wish they could have that. But he throws out like, you know, Anthony, as we all know, I had the number one morning show in America. Like his measure of success is very light. Yeah, he was doing a show in Long Island, like late nights.

That maybe not late nights, but evenings. So essentially he's a millionaire saying, what, like I could go back to doing that? That's so weird. Right, also saying that you've been doing something since you were a teenager, like I've been having sex with girls since I was a teenager. Doesn't mean I'm good at it.

I'm certainly not. Let's get those teenagers in here. All right, let's listen to some OP songs here. I don't know if I'm going to play this whole one, but this is from Chris from Toronto sent in the Long Island Facebook stream. I can't believe that I'm a total unknown Recording podcasts with an Android phone now is running high Now there's nothing going on I record a podcast The podcast caro can't explain Listen to it, it is a total drain Every time I hit start, there's nothing going on You may listen to and why

But cry is dedication I was born this way, this conversation We suffered together I Alright Chris is tapping out the mixes tough on that one. The guitarist way too loud. I was gonna say if he had it well produced, I think there was something there. Yeah, I can't hear what the lyrics are. And I'm trying to. That's the whole point.

Like parody size, you want to hear the lyrics. I can't say so, yeah. Sir, you're a great guitarist. Don't get me wrong. You can really strum those chords about. Go ahead and mix that a little differently. Alright, this is interesting because, are you familiar with the Ram Jam song, Black Betty?

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, so the fun thing about this song is that it's got a very long instrumental intro. So if you were gonna do a parody of this, what would you do? We might wanna cut back at it! I was going to cut off this out, but now I think it's actually funny. Now there's no choice, get it. Coming up, we got rap jam.

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All right, this next one comes in from Brian DeWal, do I believe sent in some settering John Sons as well. I would say turn off the livestream right now. John Sons as well. Tim Brady, Russell Westbrook, Marvel Loose, Graham Crom for the Four of the Raiders, Opie and Dabbling John Podcast. Good afternoon, happy copy! She can't flex, Scott Watson. Cleveland Mac, goddamn Vic Henley, it's a stuttering shot. Metallica and a couple beers. Anthony Coovin. I would never consider it to be a good friend. I thought we were friends.

We would never be a good friend. I would never consider it to be a good friend. I can't do this every day. Gotta stop with this chord shape. Money! Work for Howard Stern, Minnesota, Black Magic Woman, Build Burr, Wilk Chamberlain, Audified, what are you doing? Oh my god, what's wrong with you?

Cream, I've hit old Jabbar, the Yankees Red Sox rivalry. I would never consider it a good friend. I thought you were friends, you would never good friend. I would never consider it a good friend. I thought you were friends. You would never good friend. I would never consider it a good friend. I can't do this every day. I gotta stop with this bullshit. What the... They said the...

What the... What now? All right, it's a good clip that they was able to play. I like that. I know that was fun. And what I'm gonna play for you now is the front runner in my opinion. This one comes in from Tony Muskrat, who also sent in the Johns house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That I thought probably should have won the Centering John song parody. So there's a lot going on in this one. I'll just, Suttering John song parody.

So there's a lot going on in this one. I'll just, I'll let it play. I used to have a radio show, but it just didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. You know, I try hard to come up with bits like baby diaper moustache. Give yourself a mouth. My wife's parents, they don't want to hear about Anthony talking about blacks on the radio show. So I'm sitting there one day and I'm hungry so I snap my fingers at an intern to bring me my blue berries, but he wouldn't bring them to me All I wanted was some blue berries and he wouldn't bring them to me

So I started a new show and Anthony's obsessed with me and Jim is obsessed with me and the O&A fans are Obsessed with me. They won't leave it alone, and it builds up inside! Uncle Paul is too craft! I'm going bald, so I wear hats! I can't joke, I can't laugh at anything at all! I'm not crazy! Greg's Delusion! You're the one that's crazy!

Greg's Delusion! Everyone's crazy! Greg's Delusion! My co-hostie hates black, my wife Gangbang Jackass! I can't joke, I can't laugh at anything that's aimed at myself. Now we're walking on Greg shells. Walking on Greg shells. Walking on Greg shells.

Walking on Greg's shelf I'm gonna make it hey I'm gonna make it one day a friend's all died or ran away. I'm gonna make it Opie was broke when he'd be able to get fancy man pedicures with skin flies off his heels from not wearing shoes all summer like a homeless person Wow, it's a lotie person. Wow. It's a lot of process right there. Holy shit. Holy shit. It was well done. Although, I'll be honest, I think I like that we didn't start the fire one better.

Oh, okay. Interesting. Well, you got to have a little controversy. We'll continue doing the OP song parody. I know I have a few more submissions that came in. So we'll continue that next week. Keep those coming, please. Excellent stuff.

Always enjoy it. And you know, it's funny, Mike, I was listening to the latest Blind Mike project. You were talking about Amy Schumer. And you were talking about how as soon as you bring up Amy Schumer, everyone has to pile on how unfunny she is. Yeah. And if you bring up Tom Myers, people don't get so upset about it,

but for some reason with A.B. Schumer, it's true. They do. They enjoy Tom Myers when funny this. And so I thought maybe we should delve into that a little bit. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime

or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Tom Myers just put out a brand new episode of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. And you know, he starts off with a little monologue that the fun political jokes that he likes to do. By the way, was it we need a broadness to the show?

I forget. But whoever thought of a guest, the punchline for Tom Myers. Yeah, I love that. I love that too. All right. So you're going to explain this first joke to me because I think I know why it got a laugh, but I'm not positive. Hello, and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Joe Biden was heckled during his state of the union speech by Marjorie Taylor Greene

and Lauren Bober. They both reminded me of the remaining cast members of Sex in the City. If they joined QAnon Block Miranda on Facebook and move to statin islands So I'm guessing the reason why they got a reaction is because of the word statin island, right? Yes, and he kind of leaned into it. That's funny. Yeah, it reminded me I remember I reminded me of that character Joe Piscopo used to play at Asadalus and going back a walkways where he's like, I'm from New Jersey. And like, that was the joke. Like, oh, New Jersey. Wow. I didn't. You know, it's like, oh, look at these dummies

from Staten Island. Like, okay. Good one. I get it. They're idiots there. Everyone of those. There's a more on. I get it. Good one. Good one. Tom. All right. Let's let's keep them going. This is a fun one. Mike Pence criticized Donald Trump for focusing heavily on the results of the 2020 election when they should be looking forward to 2022 and 2024. They're new found sense of moving forward means Republicans are ready to advance women's rights to keep up with the demands of the late 1800s. So the joke there, Mike, is that Republicans are so far behind the times, they can't even go up to the late 1800s. That was over 100 years ago. And that's great. You know what Carl, I didn't get it. And then we put it like that.

Finally, the last thing. It's so good. The other thing that top Myers does is he goes for shock you. And it's so weird. He's just such an awkward guy that when he does. He doesn't know what he wants to be. If he's the shocking guy, he's observational. If he's political, well, well, this is a little bit of all of those things. And this Joe, a QAnon election deny who believes she can time travel is running for office in Ohio

Post-pizza she is If the ability to time travel was possible then I would go back in time and convince the parents of all these candidates to swallow So jeez Tom so I think what I think what Tom is saying is that the parents of these people he doesn't like or aligned with politically, he would want the mom to swallow the dance come and not actually have him finish inside of a jai da. I that she would get you get to understand where he's going with that. You can call you. You're so insightful.

Yeah. Is I you understand Tom Myers the way no one else does I'm a Tom Whisperer of sorts I want to point out that when he first started doing the show with these co-hosts He never got a peep on him anyone and now I think that they're programmed to react in some way even this Jeff Heisen just going oh Which is usually how he reacts to these jokes But I love to receive Tom Myers post show notes. Hey, a little laughter wouldn't have a little jacularity.

Hey, when I say I'm your host Tom Myers, you know, little clapping would be nice at that. He does it multiple times. He introduces all of his guests and then he introduces them individually. And each time they have to fucking clap for each other, has he never seen a show of the audience claps? The host just sit there. I was his point producer, Kristen, get up and give me a standing. Oh, when I was

like, well, I did. He'll get no. Don't worry. We'll share some notes. It was off my egg. You couldn't see it. All right. Even. Oh, this is funny. These people don't even know where the punchlines are in these jokes. This is so bad. This jokes are. They don't know when to laugh. Maryland congressman Andy Harris says he wants his constituents to know how many illegal immigrants accused of crimes are being released into their neighborhoods. But I suppose he would be cool with it. I suppose he would be cool with it if they had done something of which he approved like storm the Capitol. So he stopped talking for I have a beat. And the woman's not paying

attention, of course. And she's just like, oh, that must be the punchline. Oh, it wasn't your way up. It was so littered with laughter all the way through. That's what was happening there. Even his setups are great. That was. Okay. So this woman who goes on his show from time to time was interviewed on an NPR local NPR station about women in comedy. And for some reason, she decides to break up the fact that she's been on Tom Meyer's podcast. Like these people are proud of this. You thought to name check this podcast on a on an interview you did.

Yes, yes, I did. I did. This wasn't on me. So this wasn't my gone. This is on a local NPR station and the one in the WIPR. Right. Yeah. They interviewed me about women in comedy. And I happen to mention that I was on this podcast sometimes. There's no copy of this podcast. Why did you bring this up?

That doesn't make sense. It's Tom Myers attacking the world. Don't you understand? I was disappointed that these people were proud of this. I was wondering why they come back and do this show week after week. And it turns out they actually think they're doing something that's of high quality. Well, it's a big credit.

Right, I gotta drop that. And then Tom Myers, of course, plays the clip from this local at BR station of her talking about how she was on his show. It's like, you already described it, it's fine. We got it. You had a prove it. So this was interesting.

Tom Myers decides to go back into his monologue after he starts the show. So it's weird. It's kind of like awkward. He's like having a conversation with someone and then he just bust right back into his jokes. The reason the idea of a land war by Russia still seems shocking to some of us is that this generation is genetically predisposed to believe that World War III would be settled by a dance off on TikTok. Louis CK was set to do a show in Kiev, but it was canceled. Naturally, there are the security concerns associated with Louis competing with Vladimir Putin to see who can cause the most damage to one's career by firing out of cylindrical objects.

You know, it's not funny, but I'm thinking I get it. That's a bit of a stretch. I'll tell you though, I didn't see a jerk off joke coming when he mentioned Louis. Oh, yeah. What are the chances? Quite a misdirection. He would tie those two bricks together.

Wow. That's the brilliance of Todd Myers. He's the king. He's the great. Oh, I wanted to ask you something because you threw this out there a couple weeks ago and maybe it was just a joke that went over my head. Did you say Tom Myers is a special coming out on gas digital?

I did say that. Yes. Is that true? I think it's already come out actually. I haven't looked into it. Is anyone in the district? Oh, Gordon. I have to find this.

Yeah, I know. We have to do a bonus show about it or something. It's very exciting. Yeah. No, I mean, it was advertised on the internet, so it must be true, right? I was thinking, oh yeah, I was, I looked and I was able to find it,

but I'll do some more digging. Oh, okay, you know what I've even looked. So that's what I was told. Lewis, yeah, okay, people don't know. Maybe I'm an idiot. Maybe I fell for something. All right, this is the definition of a joke not landing right here. Applebee's criticized CNN for airing one of their commercials during footage of the Russians

shelling Ukraine. Ah, yes. We should all take our moral cues from a national restaurant chain that pushes bar food to a nation who is one serving of brew pub pretzels and beer cheesed it away from a cardiac episode. It's such a convoluted punchline and he's making fun of the Applebees. How hard is that? It's the only dumpster homeless people avoid.

He shouldn't be making fun of restaurants. It's yeah, right. And this is the easiest thing to make fun of. And he's like, and the problem with Applebe's is that they serve food in his high at calories. And there's a lot of people in America who are already over, okay, we got it. But even the premise like Applebee's was saying, hey, you played our silly commercial after war cover,

like they're making fun of themselves essentially. Like what, why is Tom Myers attacking this poor company? All right, let's find out why this is happening in Ukraine. Why is Russian fading Ukraine in 2022? How did it come to this? Well, if I had to ask you, Mike, what these people would think, because they're all like minded on the show. What do you think the, what answer do you think they would give for that, that simple question?

Uh, they're taking their advice from Donald Trump. And part of why I think he attacked now is that he thought that Trump had destabilized NATO to the point where they would be ineffectual. It wouldn't be so coherent as a group. And that's why this happened now. That's right. Donald Trump is the answer. You nailed it, Mike. I can't believe it.

What are the chances? It terrifies me that I think like, I'm able to get into the minds of these people. This fucking people, I'm so stupid. What does that even mean? He's destabilized NATO, which NATO can easily respond if they want to, they don't, because we don't want World War Three.

What does that even mean? These people are so ill-informed, have no understanding where it's going out. Any news topic that comes up there, like is this a chance to talk about Trump? Can we tie Trump into this somehow? Yeah, oh yeah. No, that's the only way that they think.

And this is just kind of interesting because I just want to point out how dumb these people are. Soko Carlson, spokesperson for the far right, is being played on Russian TV. I saw that. I couldn't believe it, you know? and I can't believe he hasn't. I'm surprised that the United States government hasn't taken some kind of action.

They're surprised that the government hasn't censored media that they disagree with. How did we get to this place where someone's surprised that people are able to actually have the freedom of speech in this country? And it's funny because it goes back to Alex Jones getting the platformed off of all social media. And I remember the argument back then. It wasn't that long ago, the argument was, well, what's not the government doing it?

You know, Twitter and YouTube, these are private businesses, they can do whatever they want. And now we've gotten to the point where it's like, why is Tucker Carlson allowed to say this shit? He should be taken off the air. No, who handles their media correctly? Actually, Russia has a matter of fact. Yes, in fact, they even say this.

They can't tie the two things together because they say this later on. He did improve the Russian economy for a long time. Now, that's all going to go away. But I can see why people like him. Until now. Well, and especially when he's controlling Russian TV and the information that they're getting or not getting,

it's just a lot of, you know, it's more like. So now they're saying that it's bad that Putin controls the media, but why is it our government taking Tucker Carlson off the air? Like they don't understand their own idiocy. Well, it is very bad. It's horrible that Vladimir Putin is sensory and like, you know, distributing such misinformation. And also I want Tucker Carlson thrown in a cage. But I don't see how those two things are connected.

Well, let's get it back into the Putin jokes. When he first took office, Vladimir Putin was like a new toy that a kid would get for Christmas. Now his reputation throughout the world is 10 amount to its sitting in the back of the closet, gathering dust, its last piece of action at Saul was being hummed by the family's aging Jack Russell Terrier with a bladder problem. The effect of the invasion of Ukraine

on the Russian economy means that Vladimir Putin's actions make what Herbert Hoover did during the start of the Great Depression seem mild by comparison. Boom, I take, it's going back to Herbert Hoover's policies. Holy shit, this guy's an idiot. Just like Herbert Hoover was. I thought Herbert Hoover played out, but here we are. Do you guys remember 1931 now?

I actually doubt that good joke. It's topical. It's been so long that it's become hip again to make her better jokes. How many wiki piti articles does this guy read or to the right his comedy sets read? I mean, I think every Tom Myers Joe, every time I hear Tom Myers joke, I assume there has to be

someone that bet him before he told it. Like, hey, I bet you can't jam these six items in one joke. Can you put 22 words into a punchline? that bet him before he told it, like, hey, I bet you can't jam these six items in one jump. Can you put 22 words into a punchline? Yeah, of course I can. I can make that happen. Haven't you heard my act? It's just, I don't get it.

I don't understand it. I don't, I, it makes absolutely no sense to me. And that sums up Todd Myers versus the rest of the world. Very, very well. Holy shit does that shit suck. All right. What else is going on? Oh, you know, we're all done with the Stuttering John

parody song contest, but it doesn't stop people from sending in Stuttering John parody. So, yeah, this is one from EmaneusES and this is thank you for the two bucks. But if you call those super chats, appreciate those super chats. Please send in your super chats. Give me all your super chats. I've got ten bucks here from John Stinkelines. He says, hey, start heruttering fuck face, go fuck yourself

Listen, all the drugs up there, I got your cash, so I don't care to skip on trending in your money I think it's not funny, I also got the name of the use of what your ass or else I'll sue you Say something, I don't like, the lost is coming down the pipe I'll let it all there, I'll little hair All ads up to buy me beer So keep that blue lot flowing And so I can stick The hydrated, I need to buy my lonely Because I need my energy

Yeah, someone sending 200 But I can't be found I need to kill by my glue chain That's lose I need to kill the pain My child's support for my kids I need to kill my child's support for my debts I need to yield all my electric bills I need new send-in superchats

So give me all that you can give I need to kill these cockroaches They're everywhere and I can't afford the hire Mixed terminator oil so need to pay a car So I can drive down to the bar and buy the finest cars with your super chats Patrick Michael is going baby, so need a five box Two bucks for the Vinnie Peacock And uh, that's it?

Four people from the new super chats So who's loose? I just played that kind of thing, I thought I was catchy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a fun car. If you combine that guy's production skills with the guitar playing Opie guy, I think you'd have one mastermind. Yeah. Maybe they'll fight each other somehow, some way.

I haven't played this one yet, but Doug from the Jingles department sent this and back when we were doing the contest, he said, this isn't for the contest. It's just a trap song for Stuttering John. Well, the clubs that don't ever book me again. Well, the clubs that don't ever book me again. Well, the clubs that don't ever book me again. You have a brand new on Mercedes. You're a something clad, multi-millionaire. I'm like, dude, I don't.

When it comes to my private finances, I'm not gonna tell you exactly what I have and what I don't have. Because I know the trolls are listening, for all you know I'm driving around the Tesla, for all you know it, you know I'm driving around and I'm freaking out, Kea, it doesn't matter, I'm not gonna tell you what I'm driving around You know I'm I gonna tell you How much money I have in the bank Look, look, I'm honest about everything They say I worth 5 million I'll tell you that's I'm not worth 5 million To test list the way to go Then he started writing paragraphs And paragraphs about Black screen TVs

And there are late things for the fight All of us, super stick around Super chat, super chat, super chat Our Saturday was just a troll was just to troll When did I think it was funny? I felt bad. I pulled that camera back to money as soon as I get paid a money Central school I'm like what the hell is wrong with you? Judd doesn't rap about money correctly It's supposed to brag about having money

He does just self-declared millionaire by the way about having somebody just self declared millionaire by the way. You know who he sounds like in those higher registers, right? OP. Yeah. Totally. I register now. The similarities between those two are staggering. Like they've just become the same guy pretty much. It's interesting because what would certain John B. if he had millions of dollars in the bank? Is Mike? What would he not make a fool of himself on the internet?

Because OPs, I mean, that's where he's doing it. At his highest success on Howard Stern's show, he was making a fool of himself on the air. That's true, yes. That's sure he did make that movie one too many. So yeah, I think Suddening John with Monty would still be funny, no, I think about it. Because that's what I do the only difference between

the two of them is that. So you say an OPS to make a movie, right? That'd be cool. I'd watch that. I'd watch that on our Patreon. Yeah. So, I mentioned last week that there's a new legal threat because John thinks that because I was playing clips from his paywalled content, that now there's

copyright infringement and he can sue me, which is, I mean, you two already told him that's not true, but he's still like really leaning into this. And every episode this week has been about that, except for he's having a little bit of problems because his attorney won't get back to him. Shout out to Michael Popock. I haven't heard from Michael since his girlfriend got into a fendabenda. Turnie won't get back to him. Shout out to Michael Popock. I haven't heard from Michael since his girlfriend got into a fenda, benda. It's the way he could be mad at me for that.

I didn't, because I didn't read the GF, buddy. I want me to put that down, but there's no way. I know, I'm gonna say John relax, I'm not mad at you. I know it, but, you know, I get a little insecure with that, because I don't want to piss anybody up. Really? So his lawyers mad that John hit her car? No, I'll give you the story here because he brings out

the might as touch brothers who are very close with the great Michael Popack. And they all discuss this with each other. Yeah. Hey, Ben, have you heard from Popeye? Popeye is missing. Popeye is missing? Popeye is missing?

No, no, no, Popeye. I spoke to Popeye earlier today. Okay, so I guess he is mad at me. This is the weirdest thing, guys. This is the weirdest thing. He's supposed to come on, right? Yeah. So at 11.59, a minute before I'd start the show, he's my first guest in 12.15 to talk

about my lawsuit with Sirius and another lawsuit that I'm going to be doing soon. Anyway, so I scanned my phone as I'm about to start the show and it says, all I see is John, I got an offender, I'm not gonna be able to make it today. So I go, I go, wow, you didn't give me too much notice. And then he goes, well don't worry, my girlfriend's foreign. And then I realize that he typed in my GF, got into offender, oh no. Yeah, I don't speak with, you know, I miss those GF. I didn't even know the guy had a girlfriend. Well, ignorance does not make

you guilt free of this one. Also, did you not see it or did you not know with GF mentor, which excuses? That's a great point. I think I'm I'm on that He's got two different excuses. Why he's not his fall. I just like that What is really just set absorbed yeah, oh yeah this this guy writes him a note Hey, my girlfriend just got to car accident. I can't come on the show in 15 minutes and John's only thought is Well, what the fuck am I gonna do now? Not enough notice when do you know you're gonna get a fucking accident She you've got an accident yesterday? What's a problem?

Ah, Carl, Saturday at two, there's a chance I'm in an accident by then. I told you not to drive. Mike, what are you doing? Hahaha. This is no action on me. I get it. This is not you.

So disrespectful. No, no, no, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just sick because then I texted them a few times. I'm so sorry, Mike, I didn't get the GF. I'm not initially gifted. So you were like, when I thought it was you who got in the fender better, I was like bullshit excuse. Now that I heard it, it's your girlfriend. Yeah. And then I understand what GF says. Now, okay, now I'll give you a pass. your girlfriend, and I understand what GF says now, okay, now I'll give you a pass. Well, you know, it's because all of us men could come on. I mean, if it's pro-pop and it's a fender bend, I mean, we all get a fender bend is,

it's not like, you know, I don't cry over a fender bend, but if it's his girlfriend, then I got to show him the respect and go, yeah, you know, is she okay? But I didn't know. No, how could you? And I kept texting him Ben. I kept going, hey, Mike, you know, I don't know if you're upset with me, but I didn't see the GF. So, you know, the minus touch guys are coming on.

If you want to surprise them, no response. All right. He's getting blown off here. And he's putting them in the middle of it. Yeah, right. He's like, hey, you know our mutual friend. He's not texting me back. What the fuck's up with that? You're like, I don't know. Ask him. I don't know what the fuck. He called him and his girlfriend's funeral. And he's not getting back. That's making sense. Also, the idea that he thought that Michael Popeye got in a car accident, it's like, well, you have to deal with shit when that happens. You can't just be like, look at it. I'd love to exchange insurance at the right of a police report, but I gotta go on Suddenring John Shell in five minutes.

Oh, Suddenring John, sir. That's not right. The same. Yeah. Well, you will get the Suddenring John past that, my friend. I like how the one might as touch brother called a Pocky. Pocky, yeah. They're out buddies. We also really breeze over the phrase initially gifted as if he's not gifted with initials. Yeah, and you're

going initially get to that. That's how it did me to not initially gift. This is the guy who names his chapters F and G. Yeah, right. I can't read words. I can't read letters. It's tough. What's else to do? All right. And then I don't want to see what that means.

And then I don't know why these might as touch guys deal with John and all when they watch his brain break in the middle of their conversation. And I'm so like, you know, like I'm so, you know, like, like, you know, it's a fun little clip. So though, John starts talking to this other attorney, one of the Midas guys is an attorney, because he wants to get some feedback on what happened with the series XM lawsuit, because that's what Michael Popack was supposed to come out and talk about, because they had their day in court with the three judges and they wanted to find out what was happening. And John gets called out here. This is great.

But I have a legal issue that I got to talk to him about. And plus he was going to come on and talk about the whole series like Sam because bad out of your herd, you know, they went into oral arguments in front of the second circuit, huh? Yeah, so that's pretty damn good. I mean, I mean, that the second circuit was cool with here in the case. You know, isn't that like the first hurdle to get over? Well, I mean, I guess the question is,

if you win in the second circuit, so the fact that they hear the case is, I mean, they're supposed to hear the case, but if they rule in favor of you in the case, that would be great. You could usually get a good indication of where they're going to rule based on the questions that they asked you from the bench. And so you can get a sense of where the panel is. Did you hear about how it went?

Wait, hold on. Before Ash Day even answers that, Ash Day, what a con you pulled on me over here. I thought we were gonna be talking about, might as thought we were talking about the news, but no, you ought to bend on here for the legal advice. Oh, come on, I'm gonna move on to everything else in about two seconds. Honestly, brilliant way to get free the legal advice.

I don't wanna get to the pot. Yeah, he can't bill me if he's a guest on the pot. Genius. Genius genius. Now, okay, so we'll get it right into. So I was watching. All right. I'm really glad they called about out that one guy might get sued for that implication. I don't need

advice. I was cleared by the second cervix. Didn't you hit me? I think what's most might as touch others, the guys that were on with Portanoi a few weeks ago. Yes. What a fall from grace. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, those are the guys that Jordi use the adwarded attacks by the two of Fiat's. Yeah, that's those guys. So I think it's funny that Michael Polpock is trying to make it seem like they have a case and it's gonna go, it's gonna win and all this great stuff. He's like, is it an amazing?

We're actually gonna be heard by the judges, the panel of judges. And so John asks one other attorney about this, he goes, well, yeah, they're supposed to hear it. That's, the fact they didn't throw it out, doesn't mean it's a good case. You know, it depends on like, what kind of questions are asking?

And I haven't seen the video, but from what I heard, it sounded like the judges had a lot of questions that Popeyes did not have answers for. And I'm guessing that's probably one of the reasons why he's avoiding John. He doesn't really have any good news to share with them about this. Series XM case, because it's. Is it ever asked John? And I know you're a student of this. I know you've brought it up before, but is there ever a point where John addresses the idea that serious XM played his audio

for years. And he... Yeah, I brought that up many times because for 14 years, he didn't say anything. It wasn't until he was unemployed that all of a sudden his right to publicity was so important to him. It's the most mind-boggling. Well, I'm amazed it hasn't gotten thrown out quite frankly. Same here. It's shocking. So it'll get thrown out pretty soon.

I'm pretty sure. But that won't stop John from his next lawsuit suing yours truly. Called my attorney today. As I prepare my next lawsuit, which is coming down the pike type me. And this one is not going to be something that somebody could easily squeeze out of Leslie Ramsden, even though their lame excuses, just that, a lame excuse would not hold up on any court. All right. So, John, this is the Thursday show. So I was playing you the Tuesday show where he's saying, Polpac won't return my tax. So now he playing you the Tuesday show where he's saying pop-ok won't return my tax.

So now he has to pivot and pretend that he's talking to pop-ok again. Right? So he's like, oh yeah, I thought to my attorney today. We're definitely going to sue Carl. Even though Carl's got that lame excuse. You know, fair use. What a lame excuse, fair use is.

I've got a whole legal team. It's not just pop-ok. Yeah, I know. He's thinking it sound like he's got this whole team. And he's trying to scare me and get it, it never works. I don't know why he does this. Oh, he doesn't learn from his mistakes. So, I think he's mad that I make more money

from his beer on the balcony so that he does. Right? I think he wants a cut of it. And I'm willing to negotiate. If he wants to reach out to me for something about profit sharing arrangement. Or beer. I just want, yeah, or beer. I just want control over booking the guests. That's all I want John I think we can make the rest of you a for profit sharing agreement on that. Oh

All right, this is just a fun clip. Where shall I begin? I'll start with this shall I begin. I'll start with this. Uh, I'm just put it up. Okay. There you go. Thanks for paying me to troll me. I love it. So someone put up their Shule one John zero because obviously, uh, Shuly has just put out another episode with, uh, Esau goofing out John. That was, that was really good. They played a whole other, uh, show of John goofing out. Shuly. And so, uh, Shuly's finally started to fight back. And I, I do like that. I think it's fun. Shuly was an intimidated. John called him a loser. I don't know. I'm not like that. Yeah, right. And he could not go like that.

I love that John starting his show and he's immediately distracted by the chest that he's reading. And then he pretends that he loves it when people give him, by the way, that was $2.79 Canadian. He's like, all right, make fun of me all you want. I'm getting your money.

It's like, well, then why are you suing me? If you know that you make money from people trolling you, then why are you pretending that you want to sue me? It doesn't, not a big sense. To matter a principle. Right. Yeah, of course. My lame excuse.

That's great. So this is John announcing that the DC trip is on. Every, every dollar helps as my flight is booked to DC. There is just got off the phone with Gonzo. And he's going to meet me in DC, not saying exactly when don't want to tip anybody off, but I will be going to DC. So every little bit helps. There, there's the Venmo. He says he doesn't want to tip anyone off.

Who like Republican senators? Do you think like Ted Cruz wants to go out to dinner with his wife and they're like, not this week at Sir, Stunnery John Belonis is a cab or crew. We can't let you go out to dinner. It's too dicey out there. Who's he tipping out? And our interlates story? Mitch McConnell is in hiding after being kicked off to a podcast.

I think he's trying to keep the SJ Army at bay. Yeah, right. Yeah, because he knows that there's going to be a round 12 support for him. He's being responsible. Go ahead and get to that. Oh, my gosh, Mr. McConnell, he might ask me what I do with the money. I can't possibly let this happen. This would be terrible. Mr. Crenshaw is your refrigerator running. You should be ready to jump to this guy, right?

I'm happy to. He didn't sue me. So then he decides, well, he announces that his Venmo QR code up in the corner is finally fixed. I don't know how long it's been broken I don't think anyone's ever tried to donate money to him through that. He's never mentioned Venmo Right, but it's but that's like the little thing up in his corner like I have my logo in mind He has the Venmo QR code So he announces that we finally fixed it and he goes in and he says he got one donor and they decides to read his PayPal donors and the other this has got a good kicker.

Oh, let's see. The first Venmo. Uh, okay. Barbara, Barbara, Vinstein, Barbara Vinstein. The first Venmo, thank you very much, Barbara. I also want to do a shout out to the PayPal people and they have been incredibly nice and generous as well. David W. Sparrow, Rosalie Taylor,

Sean Regnier, thank you very much. And that's Christine Garcia. And, uh, Dennis Higgins, but he canceled it. I'm not really sure why. Anyway, there's a lawsuit coming down the pike. I love these reading donors who canceled their donate. I regret life. I regret life, gave me 20 bucks. Oh, and there's a 20-hour credit back to I regret my America express.

Oh, I don't know what this is. So John had a stand-up gig. This is so funny because John was supposed to do this stand up gig and He didn't end up doing it. He ended up canceling it the last minute So instead of doing a stand up gig. He made phone calls to his moderator Benny loco. Yes our thoughts and prayers to your husband I meant to call you last night, but instead I talked to Nikki B. for two hours. Jill Carter, after I got home from what was pretty much a debacle. So what was this debacle that happened? He explains. They booked me a duty show.

I said, okay, but you know, they have like eight cameras. I said, I don't want any tape for a 10 minutes set for the amount of money you pay. And you know, and then they told me they wouldn't. And then I get there and they said, sorry, we really have to. And then I said, well, sorry, I'm not going on stage. Mocky, Mocko V193, Jill Carter. I've already been off to 10 grand for a special.

I'm not going to do it for freaking 10 bucks. Okay. All right. John has claimed he's been offered 10 grand to do a standup special by who I should buy you Carl. We all put together. I'm sorry. Dr. Steve.

Dr. Steve I think is the main money behind that project. So what's amazing about this is I saw the flyers for this show. He was promoting this show on the fire It said live stream production produced by cannabis capital It was on Twitch they were it was being promoted being streamed on Twitch John goes I don't know this was gonna be out of the internet. He gets to the gig sees the cameras goes What's going on here? They go? Yeah, we're streaming it. And he goes, well, I'm not going to do it, that. Jesus Christ, John, do you pay any attention to what's going on at all?

I can't burn my best material. Yeah, I know. He still plays that card. Jay Leno told me, never put your material out there because you want to be able to reuse it. Yeah. Oh, God. In fact, he said, never do anything funny. Was it, was funny. Was a what? Who said that? I can't

remember. This is just some funny stuff because as he's getting donations, he doesn't even know when he's getting trolled. This is a donation from Jerry Winters, who happens to be the corner quote woman, the podcast at man killed and the avatars of podcast that bad. You know, you know, I obviously I know how it would not do anything I'm malicious, you know, so I'm sure there's a good reason for it. Jerry Winters, thanks for the five bucks. Speaking of movies, little Hollywood show come back in the future. Yes. Yes. And thanks for reminding me, Jerry. You know, I it's just because I had the writing gig for the five straight weeks, writing

footy app, wrote a lot of great questions. It's a trivia app. And I got it to a friend from the tonight show. And so I hadn't been doing the Hollywood show, but I will do it, especially with the new nominations that have come out. So I will bring that back. And thank you, Jerry Winters for the five bucks. What bugs me about Hollywood's coming back. I'm excited about that. What I think is funny about this is that this is a guy who's super paranoid about

being trolled all the time. Even people who aren't trolling him, he'll turn on them and get pissed off. Yet here we have this person who's totally trolling him and he has no idea. That's what's going on. And he'll never find out. Maybe we'll switch to the cracks. Yeah. I'd love to know what he's writing for this trivia.

Me too. I wish he would tell us what the app is. What is the capital of a month? Right, there are trivia questions. Why would you need a writer for that? It doesn't seem like a writer. That's a good question for the trivia app. Here's a chart on a paying John Boyle. How much is a paid-erite trivia question?

That's the troll got him this job. Oh, real quick, I miss this. It's a little bit out of order, but this is going back to another lawsuit against me. Yep. Polpock is going to help me out with another, another lawsuit from, you know, this one's going to be probably easier than the serious X someone.

All right. So he's, he's already calling his shots. This is gonna be an easy lawsuit. He can't wait to sue me. I'm taking a bite out of hamburger. He's gonna need some hamburger help. What I've done with him. I don't know why you're smile talking over there.

You could owe this guy dozens of cents. Yeah, I know. I know. What's interesting though is that he's talking about copyright infringement. And then he's on with Richard O'Jada, or Gita. He calls him Richard O'Hada still. What is it with these guys who misproduced their friends names?

Colorado as Richard O'Hada. Anyway, he has this guy on. And they play this guy Randy Rainbows video. And they play the entire thing. It's over four minutes long. There's no commentary, he doesn't pause it. There's no transformative content going on. This is what copyright infringement is. And there's a new strain of mutations at large. Some go by Lauren and others by Marge.

They somehow spread to Washington DC. Offer the GOP. I don't know who's running the federal government these days. Joe Biden or Prince John? What's with this day? She thinks democracy is a game, and she's the same. So we've reverted them both by one name. But girl, you're a camera. You're an obnox noxious and tolerant,

Cain, and you're a camera. And you look here to be missing a brain, fucking stupid. And John's dancing along with that, because it agrees with him politically. Now he like show tunes. Say what you want about it. I'll have it stuck in my head for the next two days. It is a catchy did a

Don't get me a ride that goes out for four and a half minutes and John just plays it straight on the show Okay, this guy's put out some good content. I'll just put it on my show. It's content. That's exactly what copyrighted Fridgeman is John you more I thought bad sending you any clip. It's over a minute imagine if I made you sit here for four I'm telling you Brendan Shobb is gonna get to it. No, what you should have done is just set me the entire episode. Carol, here's the entire episode, it all sucks. All right, I'll just play it. We'll just watch it.

All right, go. Just watch. One last clip that I have, and this is interesting. So there was a voicemailer Roy, who turned me on to this. This is from the Howard Stern Show, and John talking about the abortion is from the Howard Stern show. And John talking about the abortion joke on the Howard Stern show. So if you guys recall, John likes to say all the time that before he had his first kid, Howard said he should get in the abortion. And John wanted

to punch him out in the face. He was so mad at Howard. Now, it seems to me in this clip that John might have known that was a joke all along and I was pretending he's offended by it, but you be the judge. Watch us. Yeah, somebody else let it slip a couple of weeks ago. The dude already done. I know. I should mention this segment is he was just fired from his afternoon DJ gig. So they have him in there with the program director who fired him and they're talking about that. Yeah, somebody else let it slip a couple of weeks ago that you had already done. I know.

I heard John I'll buy you lunch again. Everybody knew anyway. Well, there's still time for an abortion though. Oh, listen, sometimes you gotta make it. Sometimes you can't. Well, you just wanted abortion. I was just telling you to see Rob Zombie. I bought my first kid and I'm gonna tell him what she's

He did tell me to abort my first kid when I What's going on there is John know it's a joke or is he was he but too? I'm gonna tell her. It seems like very nervous energy. Like he certainly knows it's a joke but has nothing to come back with. But I will, I'll defend him in this way. I think the reason he's stammering is because he probably is boiling with anger that he's afraid to release. Yeah, that could be true.

It's hard to interpret what that was. But as soon as he heard the word abortion, he definitely triggered him. He's like, well, wait till my daughter turns 14, I'm gonna tell her that Howard Stern and the person knows him. My main takeaway with those old clips is it's amazing what alcohol does to the voice.

Dude, he's a different person. It's completely different. He looks different. He sounds different. In every single way, it's a different person. And it's funny because when we bring people on here, like a doctor, Steve Steve or any number of people who are Howard Stern fans, they all say,

I used to like Centering John. Like we all used to like Centering John. I know Brian Johnson from Tellum Steve Dave. I like Centering John and then he like, watch what he's becoming, I'm like, oh, I don't like this guy. This guy, I don't like. Centering John, it was fine, but.

It's really your fault though. I didn't realize he was an asshole until this program. Well, I also think that I've aged him quite a bit. We have the silver bullets are doing a number on this guy. I have a feeling I'm gonna bring on our review girl, Vick. Oh, Vick, are you in the kitchen cooking right now? I thought it was a cowbell.

That's a good joke. Vick, are you there? I'm trying to do a professional show here, Vick. I'm trying to do a professional show here, Vick. I'm trying to do a professional show here, Vick. Somebody fuck ups today. This has been the worst show. Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. All right. Somebody alert Vick that she's, I'm trying to get this. Yeah, Missy B, Vic that she's uh, yeah, missy B. Sounds like she's in the kitchen where she belongs. That's what I was thinking, but shut the fuck up, Carl. I'm cooking. I think to be a good housewife.

Fuck. Well done. I'm proud of you. Thank you. I thought I would bring you on early to play a gamer too with us. What do you think? Absolutely. All right, so apparently According to Cardiff Electric producer Chris reached out to him and said you got to bring back who said it? I went a bunch of horseshit

So he did a who said it, but it's it's a one-off who said it. There's only one question All right, and one answer So you got to sheet out all right you familiar with this game Mike very much. So yeah, excellent. Let's do it Welcome to who said it was shot the official podcast game on w a tp brought you by the Car of Electric podcast network Okay, Carl and co-host who said I Okay, Carl and co-host. Who said? I rubbed one or two out to the sister, and it didn't hurt that she was faking the American accent, and that she was actually English.

Who said it? Okay, I'm going to bring Chris onto the livestream here so that we can all play along. Rubbed one out to the sister American accent. Who would talk about rubbing one out? I mean, I always go Jerry Bann, to these types of things, but I thought, clearly Stuttering John would be my answer. Okay, I'm gonna go Tom Myers,

Stuttering John, what do you got Chris? You said Tom Myers? I'm gonna Tom Myers. Cause it can't be Jerry ever. I'm going Jerry. Okay, you got Jerry, Vick, what do you think? I'm going Jerry. Oh, fuck, if I What do you think? I'm going Jerry? Oh Fuck if I lose oh wait Mike, would you say I

Said stuttering John, but it seems like you guys I think I'm way off. Well, let's hope dude That's hope everyone put me in play this game terrible at it Just cuz I disagree doesn't be too rock. I'd see what's going on. That's true Three I that's true. One, two, three. I rubbed one or two out to the sister. Oh, we all missed it. It didn't hurt that she was faking the American accent and that she was actually English. Well, if you did that last, that would have given it away. That's all for this week on WhoSetit. One shot brought to you by the Cardiff Lecture podcast

that were home to some of the most famous podcasts on the internet today. Like Benny likes wrestling. All right, just because WhoSetit made a comeback doesn't mean to catch a dabbler. It's not here with us this week. That's right. It's time for episode four of To Catch a Dabber. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a

Daveler. Are you ready to play Ticaccia? A Daveler. You know, I have OCD. I'm, you know, it's I have bad OCD. I'm on the highest spectrum of OCD. And so it was my, um, Burbank, a psychologist had said, you know, with the Lou Vox, take a little colonnipin, whatever. And the psychiatrist agreed. It helps immensely. But I didn't know It's a cash. A dollar. What didn't he know? What did John say next?

Here are your choices. One, you shouldn't mix these with Viagra. B, you would get so sleepy after just a couple of beers. Three, you could suffer from massive withdrawal. If you stop for a couple of days, next, some of the side effects made me feel like I was having another stroke. Finally, you really have to pay attention.

These can affect your performance, you know, in the bedroom. To catch a dabbler. So I'll go first. I do think that this is number three that was drawl. Oh, right. I'm going to go with the stroke one. You go as chock. That's what Mrs. Rudeg for. That's a root for it. Well, we all are, but You go, it's choked, that's what Missy's rooting for. That's a root for it.

Well, we all are, but. Mike, I don't think he would admit to having any sort of, troubles in the bedroom. So I think it's got to be the second one, you shouldn't mix it with beers. He said, by aircraft, it shouldn't mix with by aircraft. Oh, the first one was by aircraft, the second one was beers. Oh, it was. Oh, wow.

Sleepy, the sleepy. Yeah, okay, okay. Vic. I'm going with the second one as well All right, so I'm I'm a load on this one then Hey, you get suckers You know, I have OCD. I'm you know, it's I have bad OCD. I'm on the highest spectrum of OCD and so

some my Burbank psychologist my Vocid and so it was on my uh... burbank was a psychologist had said you know with the louvac's take a little colinopin yeah and the psychiatrist agreed it helps immensely but i didn't know you you can suffer from massive with drool at the stop for a couple of days.

Fucking Carl. Ah. Be sure to come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a dabler. Because I knew that one because I was one... He went to Reno and he didn't bring his Glonipen with him. And it happened in the emergency room. He's the fucking- You are a student of this.

I shouldn't know. Yeah, that what I knew. I don't normally know these ones, but that what I knew. Holy shit, I forgot to mention the live show. I'm terrible today. People have said I'm the worst marketer ever in Dallas, and he's a professional marketer. And they might be right.

The live show is odd. May 14th in Nashville at the city winery, one o'clock on the 14th, we will have tickets available. They're not up yet, but watch for that. We'll have it on for Patreon subscribers. We'll get the first stab at the tickets and I hope to see all of your smiling, smile talking faces in Nashville.

I've never been in Nashville before. Have you, Mike? I have not. That sounds exciting, though. It does sound exciting. I'm very much looking forward to that. We're going to have a good time. I think people will be fired up for the afternoon.

I like that you're doing that. I think that's actually a good idea. The early show. I wasn't my idea. It was what was available, but I like it, too, actually, because that's what I do the show, it's the afternoon. Yeah. So hopefully we'll have a comedy show.

We're still trying to coordinate that. Shuly and Vinny doing a stand-up show that evening. So it'll be a whole day of entertainment. Exactly. All right, well, what have we done today? All? No, we haven't done a lot of his favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show. We play a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. And today's guest, I'm actually freaking out that she's coming on our podcast. This is like my like childhood dream.

Same. True. But it's none other than Alexis Niers, who now goes by Alexis Haines. You may know her from the amazing e reality show Pretty Wild. Or her insane public scandal. The bling ring. The bling ring when she robbed Orlando Bloom. And Tyler Fron. Had a movie by Sophia Coppola made after her.

And her whatever she was played by Emma Watson. She is a fucking legend. You honestly, if you don't know, the very least you do know, the infamous Vanity Fair article, followed by the clip of Nancy Jo. This is Alexis Tyre's colleague. This is a show called Forbidden Fruits

with Julia Fox and Nikki Tukash. I've actually covered this a couple of times with Drew and Mike and Drew has insisted that I bring this to the main show, and he's right about that because Julia Fox, if you don't know, is the woman who was dating Kanye West and they recently broke up and her vocal fry is... Is she the one that says she was the muse for unjudged names?

Is she something like that? Yes, that is the one. She's something that was fun. She's real proud of herself in every single way. So that should be a fun episode. Blind Mike, thank you so much for coming on the show. Thank you for having me, buddy. Well, we'll have you. God, man, I always love talking to you. People should check out the Blind Mike project. And what else do you have going on? Blind Mike project. And also the podcast I have more fun doing, the Kirkman Handshow, I'm Barstle Sports, I'm a guest on there twice a week and why you laughing is my somewhat

newer history of comedy podcast? And I actually wanted to have you on, Carl, but I didn't know if it would be too off-brand to talk about things you actually like. Oh, I'd be happy to do that, for sure. Yeah, so we talk about history comedy, different subjects every week. We talked about Patrice, Tough Crowd, Greg Joraldo, and we've gone as far back as like Lenny Bruce,

the three stooges, all that type of shit. So it's a fun one, check it out. Awesome. And yeah, the Kirk Minahan show made it to our Crunch of the Week recently. How dare you disrespect a great man like Dave Connid? I didn't care for that. Your producer is a little bit out of it, huh?

Kirk's producer, yes. I don't take it over to the show. You're like, okay, I gotta die or this fucking guy. No, he's a good guy. He gets very nervous. He gets very nervous. He gets nervous on the mic. All right, well, please join us again next week.

It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Well, every pony. That's the intro. For now, I'm gonna watch this. It's so awesome. That's the best radio. I'm gonna show these clothes right now.

Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

Mmm. No. From our friends at the WATP YouTube channel, it makes no sense. From our friends at the WATP YouTube channel, we first get some feedback from our latest OP segment. Chris writes, dude, I love this shit so much. It is so gratifying. So many of the old timers dreamed of watching this happen for decades.

The way you frame it is amazing. I listen to your OP's hundreds of times over. Do more OP. Pain killer quotes. I'm in a studio watching him in a car. That's pretty telling when you think about it. John J. OP and slaubing John are the gifts that keep on giving.

John D. From bra bombing to street sweeping, this shock-jock has it all. Ideal X. You know OP practiced that meter-made bit for hours thinking, this is hilarious! Who needs Aunt Orgim with this gold? Zomboid opines. I cannot wait for the day Opie pulls a Tommy Wiseau and claims his bootleg podcast is laughably horrible on purpose because he's a genius.

And here's some comments regarding our Shulie Fire's Back video. Scooter posts, I used to wish Stuttering John would shut up and go away. Then, I discovered W-A-T-P. Please John, keep doing what you're doing forever. When I see you've posted a new suffering John, it's like a whine-out drinking his first beer of the day or a junkie's first hit. I'm totally addicted to Y'all's channel. The cycling samurai.

If you take away the obesity, the out of control drinking, the filthy living conditions, and failure to be a good father, then Shule and Stuttering John really aren't that much different. Anthony Fesses, I'm praying that the Stuttering John and Jeff the drunk show will happen. True Grindr, sw Dive off the balcony. That would be worth watching. Shule is a thousand times funnier than Slava and John could ever be. Mike Riffs, the text message was from the cockroaches. They were asking him to take a bath because he's gross even for them.

Bill simply states, use guys are the best. Thank you. Now Che, this is the first time Shule has ever been funny. And Mimicchul plays us out with, John, without that VHS tape, is like Karrotop without his props. Reveals with Vic. Wap, wap, wap. Hello. Dennis, Dennis Lewicki saying he's glad Vic's on camera.

I think we got to get Vic on camera next time. Yeah. We need to. I do have a camera. Yeah? Sadly. All right, I'm going to send you an invite right now. What are you fucking use for this?

The internet? No, what are you use for it? Zoom? Streamyard. Oh, you're disgusting. I know. At the first moment to tell me that. No, I'll be on camera in the next show.

Alright, well I just sent you a link in case you feel like it. We have any new reviews that you want to play? You do quite a few. Great. This first one is Awful by Scully Scully. They say it's ironic that the hosts did the same things that they complain about and drone on and on making offensive comments without adding to the conversation. Hard skip. A offensive comments do add to the conversation. Yeah. What do they mean? Is that a one-star review? That is. Not cool, man. Not cool. Not helping us with the algorithms. This next one is not for you, disavow, by WaggerDog. He says, the host of this show is soft, like really soft. Like if Naomi, Osaka and Ben Simmons had a soft baby.

If I could find a cheap attorney who specializes in frivolous lawsuits, I'd sue the makers of this podcast for offending me and my kids. Don't talk about my kids. That's good. The entire show seems to be one big advertisement for Kour's Lace. Do you clear this one unless you liked the stern when he was funny?

That's a good one. We got to remember though that this show was brought to you by Bud Light Next. Zero's white claws. Zero carbs, zero flavor, zero fun. I think that's a five star. It is. Excellent. This next one is the anti-vax rhetoric is not cute guys by Kate La. Oh no, is this a real one? She says, I'm on board for stuttering John bashing in a good laugh, but sneering at COVID restrictions and claiming that the vaccine isn't backed by science

is dangerously stupid, past. Oh, wow. Okay. Didn't ask right that. All right. How many people have I killed? I mean, if Joe Rogan's killing people, and I must be killing people too.

Only two. You killed Vick and whoever the other guy was. Oh, I'm responsible for Carl Ruiz and Vic Hadley. Yeah. I'll be doing my victory lap in Nashville. I made 14. That one was the one-stay. I can tell it first.

This show is not for that person. That's for sure. Listen, if you can't laugh at 950,000 people dying in the United States, what can you laugh at? I don't know. That was not the humor. Stuttering John. Right.

This next one is loses by VCR-BSTF. They say revolving group of nobody's orbiting a self-important troll that steals others' proprietary content, then try and trash famous comedians and other successful podcasters. If you don't want to get laid, recommend this show to others. That's pretty good advice actually. I think that's a five star. It is. Nice. Is that all of them? I'm not reading anymore. They're just boring and they like you too much. I'm not reading anymore. They're just boring and they like you too much. Sounds good. All right. Well, thank you guys for continuing to review the show. Keep those coming because it helps with the algorithm.

All right. So, listen to voicemail starting with my favorite voicemailer, of course. You're so proud of this and Paco again. I just want to say that you know what? You're the bigger man by putting that you need guy on your show again and you know what I agree plug brand in shop or whatever whatever that bag is uh... retarded guys name is I don't remember but I do know he is a bitch and pursuant you need guys whatever his name I don't know either

but i could do that i applaud that, you know, the effort that you make, you can use a brand new shop. I just, I'll write it in a few. I'll see you guys later. I have to say, I forgot that unique stole my Patreon content and just posted it on his feed. And I had second, as soon as Shulie reminded be reminding me that I'm like, oh wait Maybe Brendan shot back. She has a case. Maybe this guy's just playing a show on his feet like you did to me Which is copyright infringement maybe it isn't about getting paid for an upsell who knows? We'll see what happens with that. I hope Paco shows up to the live show. Yeah me too Paco drive the truck to the live show

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Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, phone number by the way. Oh, point out. All right. That was kind of creepy. This is one for Andy. Yeah, with Doug Carver, this is Marco again. I swear to God, this is my last fucking voice mouth ending. You've been sneak. But, uh, yeah, I think we should call Andy the King of truckers, man. That man is an inspiration to truck drivers across the United States of America. He's a fucking goddamn living legend. That's just my last thought about Andy, their whole show in general for this week. Thank you guys. Have a good one man. I have a fucking good one He's passionate about Andy the trucker. He wants up to him

What evidence is Andy given that he's a good trucker. I don't know. He's not sad. Okay That's a really good one. I don't think he admires his truck driving skills so much. Oh, I could be a rung I don't know he admires his truck driving skills so much. Oh, I could be wrong. I don't know. He's king of the truckers. Dear Lord, hear my prayer. There's a man in Rochester, New York named Carol Hamburger. He's a total part face, but he's got a great podcast. And one of the best parts of that podcast is a guy named Stuttering John, who, as you know, Lord is going to die very soon.

And if that happens, the show's gonna go downhill. So my prayer to you is that Carl found this fat woman named Ash. And I need her to serve responding to him the way that Stuttering John does so that it can become an ongoing thing. But well, actually, you know, maybe Ash is gonna die soon.

Do you know that? Because she is fucking enormous soon. Do you know that because she is fucking enormous, too? He would know. I guess I don't know what I want. I don't know what I'm praying for. I want to start to go on. Ash is so fat and trying to so drunk. There's a lot of toned pack here. I'm gonna have to figure this one out. I'll call you back, Lord.

Amen. Oh, God. Call me back, Lord. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have to say that while John will not be with us forever, his back catalog will be. So, yeah, don't worry about it. We'll just plug in material instead of John.

He puts out four shows a week. I told Shuley when he did his show about John, Mike, you should just be doing this too. He's like, well, I don't want to take your job. But no, I can't keep up. There's four episodes a week that John's putting out there. It's ridiculous. Erick Zane called it to the show.

If you might remember last week, he was our cringe of the week. Yeah, who could forget? Carl Erick Zane, I can't tell you how much my butthole fucking tightened up. When someone said I was cringe of the week, I don't know. That could be one of like a million things in last week alone. And so in my head I like, don't let it be this moment. Don't let it be this moment, holy shit. So, dead soldiers, I cannot believe I said that. Dead soldiers at the BFW.

What a fucking asshole. God, I hate me so much. Thank you. I'm very, very grateful. I'm very grateful because I need to be hated and I appreciate you pointing out how much I deserve that fucking asshole I hate myself. Doesn't he sound like he's patting himself out the back a little bit?

He sounds relieved that we didn't find these other ones You people start combing through air exchange. Yeah, I'm not buying it. Please Hey, Carl and death. I just realized that John's, well, John's still a retard, but he's also greedy. The reason he puts his shit public and then like unlisted, is so he can get his super chats. And once he has all the money from that, he unlisted and then pay the verb charges his patrons to listen to it then really it yes Good

That is so correct because if you put up a video that's unlisted you can't get super chats I'm gonna learn that when we did our first patreon video and That is the reason why John makes it public because he wants super chats Holy shit, this guy's cracked the case. He's a greed tard. He's a greed tard. I like it. Yeah, Carl. I'm sitting at work right now and I'm just realizing something. I need you to hit that drop button more. My Monday's, they count on it and Carl and I need you to hit that drop button for my Monday's they they count on it Carl And I need you to just hit that drop button That is a request I will always take my friend I cannot get enough of the jacked up

review show. What a theme song. Vic you might be able to relate to this next voicemail. Hey it's no it's no the pizza guy. I was just wondering does anybody else just get like a little bit horny at the very end of the show where the girl is like, and now this show is over. Something about that just gets me going. I jack off after each episode by car. No, Carl, this show has never made me more dry in my life. Of all the things. I thought that was you disguised your voice.

You're not jacking off to the show. No. Cardiff electric was my attention in the discord. Hey, Carl, did you hear fat ash has taken out all over social media. I did hear that, but I thought I saw that it was still up somewhere. I thought I saw her Instagram was still up. Am I wrong about that? Did she really take it all down? And is it because of me? But I thought I saw that it was still up somewhere. I thought I saw her Instagram was still up. Am I wrong about that?

Did she really take it all down? And is it because of me? Am I the first person to make fun of a 600 pound woman who's flaunting herself over the internet? 600. All right, well, Cardiff seems to believe so. Let's go, we got just two more voicemails here. Oh, before I do that, shout out to the guy who called from the 804 area code.

Good stuff. I just need shorter messages, man. I just need to, the 45 second relay. I don't talk about a now fine here, but really 45 seconds, guys. If you're great, really appreciate it. Hey, Carl, this is Sergio from Providence. I've said it before. I love the, who said it game?

I think it's a really cool game. And that idea of how like a dick master's didn't have when it was drunk with the card game, and you're the one of that. I hope you do that. Who said it card game for the next WAKP live show? I think it'd be a lot of fun. Make sure that car of lunch

regrets the questions and not pick not so. Thank you. All right. That's pretty good advice. Yeah. The winners drink game that Dick May, we could have our own home game of WATP, the who said at home game. That's actually a really good idea. To look into that. All right. I might have to hire Cardiff. Because I'm not going through fucking 80 hours of Jerry Bannfield to figure out who said it as fun as the sounds What are my favorite voice melars trucker Andy called back into the show. It's been a minute since we've heard from trucker Andy. Oh, yeah Andy here

Here's an adjunct Unique style. I don't know what a unique Kyle is. But I mean, I don't know if this is Down syndrome involved. I don't know if you didn't have any teeth. I don't know if you've just taken three dicks at the same time. But what I do know is a unique Kyle should never be recorded in broadcast ever again. Please for the love of Buddha never again.

Taxi taxi. Come here. And he's always got a hot tag, doesn't he? Always on point. All right. Well, I'm relieved that the show is over. Vic, thank you for coming on and reading reviews. People are requesting that next time you come on with the cow bikini on. Oh, no. That's in a bag.

He kept it with like all the milk in it. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know what he did with it. I don't want to know, but it's in back. He wanted a souvenir relationship. He did. Was that the guy that I met in Tampa? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really weird. I don't know what I was thinking,

but I think God, that's over. Yeah, well, now you're happy. Happily married woman. There's a lot of people who are asking to get Mr. Vick back on the show again. They want to know what it's like to live with you. Well, yeah, that can happen. Okay, maybe we'll do that. Is Mr. Vick gonna make it to Nashville maybe? Yeah, he's coming with me. Well, there's a reason right there for everyone to come to Nashville.

Then Mr. Vick and ask him what the fuck was he thinking? Good answer. Straight from the horse's mouth. All right, Vick, thanks for coming on. Me, Mr. Beck and ask him what the fuck was he thinking? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you