Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep304 - Forbidden Fruits with Julia Fox and Niki Takesh

Episode Date: March 27, 2022

People who are upset with Spotify about Joe Rogan should really consider shifting their ire to Forbidden Fruits. Unless of course you agree that the only reason the media covered Alexis Neiers robbing Orlando Bloom's house is because of the patriarchy and capitalism. I've never heard people who more deserve to be cyber-bullied.  Andy the Trucker is in studio and Bryan Johnson makes an appearance as we talk about how to get sober by using drugs, Trisha Paytas' hottake on gravity, Patty C Cups' predictable take on Euphoria, the latest on Stuttering John's SXM lawsuit, the amazing Beer on the Balcony episode people can't start talking about, March Badness round 1 results, and Opie song parodies.  https://tellemstevedave.com/ March Badness: https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/Er6ciUrlct  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Forbidden Fruits with Julia Fox and Nikki Tukash. This is a suggestion from my buddy Drew, who's never wrong. We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Julia Fox. And as I said, Nikki Tukash, although it's really more

about Julia Fox than anyone else, are you familiar with her? I am now. You are now? I wasn't, but. Well, just like what? The chick from Uncut Gems. The chick from Uncut Gems, who was recently dating Kanye. Right.

And so she has this podcast where they talk about how hot they are. Yeah. And they talked to other people about how they are. And there's a lot of vocal fry and likes. It's really right up our alley. The trajectory of this is being in a movie with Adam Sandler that's acclaimed to dating somebody to doing a podcast. It's like, you're going backwards.

However, it is a Spotify exclusive. So maybe it's a $100 million deal. Who knows? Could be, could be getting Joe Rogan money over there. Yeah. All right, let's get into the guest introduction because this is very interesting. This is a woman known as Alexis Haynes now,

formerly Alexis Nairs. And they're very excited to be talking to her. And today's guest, I'm actually freaking out that she's coming on our podcast. This is like my like childhood dream. Same. But it's none other than Alexis Nairs, who now goes by Alexis Haynes. You may know her from the amazing e-reality show pretty wild. Or her insane public scandal.

The bling ring. The bling ring when she robbed Orlando Bloom. And with her friend. Had a movie by Sophia Coppola made after her. And her whatever she was played by Emma Watson. All right, you following this at all? I mean, how much explanation does it require before I'm like, oh, all right.

Are you familiar with Alexis Niers? I ate, no. It's okay. Not in any way. You did, but that's fine. But she's like, oh, we're so excited. Producer Chris is here from the ice. So don't forget her, no.

Nobody has. I'm not excited about this at all. Well, apparently she was on this reality TV show. And it only went one season because she was a hardcore drug addict at the time. She was also a teenager at the time. And she knew early on that she just wanted to get paid to party. I didn't want to just like get married young, which I ended up doing anyways and becoming

like a housewife. And really I just wanted to figure out like how can I get paid to party. And so I quickly became like one of the Hollywood club scene girls. Same. And it was like every promoter wanted to and I because we have these really large Personality is a really funny. We're super outgoing. We know how to make people laugh Twice you talked about funny. She was right. I listen to her for an hour on this show. There's no evidence Advances. She's funny. Oh, you know what they paid me to party because I'm just so funny now

No, no we would get a clown if we wanted to party with someone who's funny. Yeah, you know what, they paid me to party because I'm just so funny. No. No. No. We would get a clown if we wanted to party with someone who's funny. Yeah. You shot up and then fell over and you're dressed went over your head. That's why you're inviting you to, hey, yeah. That's why I have to ruin this laughing. The ass is off right now.

Not because you're funny. And then they talk about, so she landed this role on this reality show. And how do you land a role on a reality show? And you ever hear of the book, The Secret? Yes, she's got it all figured out. So I go back to my mom and she's like, all right, we're gonna start doing this

manifestation pair together every morning, saying that we get the show that we're making like X dollar amounts that is picked up by a major network and sure enough about two months later, that's exactly what happened. We got paid down to the dollar amount of what we said. Wow. Yeah, it was wild.

What are you calling it? Wish it, want it, do it. Tell them they had to do it. I think about a dollar amount and then they were offered a dollar amount. I'm just gonna shoot up until a television deal falls in my lab. Right, that's all you have to do.

You don't have to work hard, you don't have to study, like skip school, just hope that someday, don't hope, believe. Breaking the celebrity's houses. Well, yeah, we'll get into that. So because they even say to her, they go, okay, great. So you were able to wish this thing into happening but it actually turned out to be terrible

because you got hard drugs, you got arrested and you were robbing people's houses or the pay for your drug habits. And of course, she has an answer for that too. You manifested a lot of shit into your life too. Well, I always say that. Be careful what you wish for. That's literally my fucking motto because you literally got exactly what you wanted. You know, what's with the platitudes? Like, something John does at all the time too.

I always say, I've never once said I always say anything. Well, you know me guys, you know what I always say. You know what I always say? Five cores late by as well be six. That's what I always say. I was on a buzz and the day that never was. That's what I always say. All right. And he wanted you to bring as far as. Okay. Day without a buzz is a day that never was that's what I always say

All right, and he what did you bring as far as? Okay, I this amazing show forbidden fruits. Yeah, I have a problem with Spotify. I was not able to Down the clip Spotify. It's a pain in my asshole. Yeah, you can't download the the MP three I'm not a computer guy. So instead I went and found the Call Her Daddy interview with Julia Fox. And fascinating by the way. Basically, are you interested in learning how to sponge off somebody who's rich? This is how you do it.

And what's the fuck's your name from Alex? Yeah, Alex Cooper, yeah. All right, Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy just wants to know all about how Julia landed Kanye and clip one. And this is before they broke up. This was this about about a month ago. Yeah, this is while they were currently dating. Yeah, I think they they I think they broke up a week after this interview because I actually brought this to the Drew and Mike show we talked about it. This is a fascinating episode. Yeah, so this is their meet cute.

Do you remember the first thing he said to you? Ever in light. Yeah. My balls, your jack! I don't remember that being part of the show, like, it's not I listened to that. Oh yeah, Kanye was there too. I don't remember that. Do you remember the first thing the most famous guy in the world said to you? Said to me? Yes. Do you remember? Like, that's all anybody cares about or wants to know from you. Yes. remember? It's all that anybody cares about. It wants to know from you.

Yes. And then she talks about, in clip two, she talks about what she thought was attractive about Kanye West. Let me guess, billions of dollars. What was your first impression of him? Super magnetic, like very attractive. Like, not, I don't even mean it, like he's attractive physically,

but I mean also just like, like the vibe is very attractive. You know what I mean? Like you, at least for me, like I felt like I wanted to gravitate toward. You know what I mean? Like it was very like when that happens, like, like sparks.

You're like, that person has an aura. And aura. Hava, hava, hava. Money, money, money. happens like like oh my gosh you're like that person has that or of millions of dollars in fame and talent that's I was attracted to an or about him his personality I mean the guy is charismatic don't get me wrong but yeah I see to the person I like kind of that but let's not pretend that the first thing you were attracted to is the fact that he was famous. Yeah, I know. There's another thing I don't know if he pulled or not, but I'm their second date ever.

She talks about what she did. I guess the paparazzi were following her around, people know about this, but she goes, yeah, I thought we're going to go back to his hotel and play Uno. Clip 4. Do you have that? That's so amazing. I just thought we were going to go and like just hang out like play Uno or something. He really likes Uno.

I just thought we were gonna do that and... A bossy at real quick. What kind of adult man in their 40s really likes Uno? How can he wrap his mind around all those rules? Yeah, I know it's a very complicated game. All right, fuck, let's just play chess. I can't figure this game out. It's a quick game of chess.

I did happen to catch an episode of the Family Feud, where it was Kanye and the Kardashians on Family Feud. And only because Kanye, he just has like these normal things that he's into, like Uno and watching Family Feud. And he insisted on being on the Family Feud. That's awesome. I would love to get him.

Yeah, it was. Not knocking it for that. I'm knocking it for playing Udo. Oh, he was out of a great time. He's awesome. I would love to get in there. Yeah, it was awesome. Not knocking it for that. I'm knocking it for playing Udo. Oh, he was having a great time. He's going to break this slot back to his hotel to play Udo. I mean, thankfully that's not what happened. Well, that would happen.

She thought. I'm sure she did, though. Why would you even play Udo? I'll fawn as that. Yeah. Who reverse? Your turn. Got you, bitch.

I got I got to tell it to Udo, Junk. I'm going to save a feel for later. And I walk in and like all the furniture in the hotel room has been like pushed into the bedroom. And like there's all these racks like lining all the walls. And it was like, like a dream. And it's also just like the thought behind it. And like he had also just landed at like earlier in the evening.

So it was like how did he even, you know what I mean, but he makes it happen. The thought behind it, he told his handlers to make a fuckpad for him. He just did a fuckpad please. How did he do it? He yelled it is assistant until he's like, hey cracker, go rearrange my hotel room.

Are you never gonna be a failed producer? Yeah, the thought behind it, wow, He somehow made it happen. So impressive. All right, I want to get back to this Alexis woman who's got life all figured out because as I played for you, she said all she had to do was imagine herself being a reality star and then it did happen to the exact dollar amount that she wanted. And she goes on more about how you can think things into existence. That notoriety in that moment of fame really came with a price tag associated with it.

And I think that that was really because the power of thought is really powerful, but the power of your subconscious belief systems is more powerful. And if you're not aware of what your underlying subconscious belief systems are, they will play out in your life until you learn those lessons and until you free yourself of those subconscious belief systems. All right, check please. I thought that we could just like wish things into existence. That's just going, yeah, but your subconscious actually more powerful. All right. Well, how do you change that? You can't. It's your sub-catches.

Oh, so this is all bullshit. Oh, okay. I hate these fucking trash bags that are, I did heroin for years, and it was a problem to everyone around me. But I wouldn't change your thing, because it got me to where I am today. Okay, yeah, you did everything right. When you were fucking sucking off a dealer. There's two things I want to play

based on what you just said, okay? And the first one is this. It ended up being the best thing that ever happened to me. I have no regrets. I have no and when people hear that they're often like, you don't regret robbing someone's house, it's like, no, come on, let's put some nuance here. Let's have some context. Like, of course, I regret my decision to rob or land obloom's house That was not a good decision even though I'm very much so like fuck capitalism But the patriarchy tax the rich like super left. It's like let's tax the rich not rob their houses like I'm not the modern day Robin Hood here Okay, so it sounds like maybe I have no regrets is not the statement for you. Maybe that's not the words that you use out of your mouth. Right. I have no, I just have no regrets. Do

you regret robbing Orlando Bloom? Yeah. That's shitty. Yeah. So you do it for grass. What should I say that'll make me the victim and the hero? Right. Tell me those words. Listen, I know you guys want me to be the next Robin Hood? I am not. All right. I just, I can't bear this responsibility. It's not my fault. It's the humble. The patriarchy's fault and the media and paparazzi's fault. Okay. You did listen for some of those. Oh yeah, I love that. I just couldn't clip it, because I'm an idiot.

The best is this is at the very end when they're talking about what a great guess she was. It's like a very exciting person to be friends with. Just like good at life. Yeah, very good at life. Like, you're just like the one who I'll think you'll. How do you figure she's good at life? She was a heroin addict,

it's a teenager, lived down the streets. I mean, we'll get into all of this stuff. But after hearing this story, the last thing I would think is, this woman's good at life. Yeah. That drug addict criminal that was just breaking into people's homes, wow.

Isn't it funny if they make a movie about her and her friends breaking into famous people's homes? And now it's like a good thing. Right. That's amazing. They made a movie about it. Yeah. They made movies about El Capone also.

Right. Exactly. All right. So they're all taking this very seriously. I think there's so many misconceptions. I really was only at Orlando Bloom's house. I was never in anybody else's house. I didn't take part in any of the other robberies.

It was very modern. I mean, I was in a blackout. So she's talking about all these robberies. Like, what was her little bloops house like? Tell me about it. And then that was like a co-op moment right there. She was really modern. I mean, I was there. She was like, it was really mad. I mean, I was black.

I was in a blacker. Yeah, yeah. Just one more thing. Yeah. I don't know. It was a lot nicer than the shooting gallery I normally pass out in. Well, this is what's funny about it is they have so much fun talking about doing heroin and hitting your rock bottom.

It was like the funniest shit in the world to them. That house is a fake house. I was really living in a best Western down the street shooting heroin in between scenes. It was not pretty. I remember seeing, there was leaked photos of you free-basing heroin. I don't know what all those leaked or where I found them,

but I'll tell you. Junkie asked me, found them, and my job was on the floor. It's like, oh my God, this girl I love from TV is doing the shit that I do. Yes, I was shook. Hello, wow. You were caught doing heroin, not that I was doing that with God.

We're two pieces of phoenix, too. Or we'd be up up, now what's going on? Here's another example later on, she's talking about how she had to go to rehab and then she was in and out of rehab and then she was on probation and she fucked that up. I stopped showing up to probation

because I went back to panhandling and I'm sorry, like, panhandling's a full-time job. And I needed like a lot of drugs. It was like. Yeah. You were almost. Yeah.

And you're saying that it took a lot of your time begging for money. This woman, she is hilarious. She's got life figured out. She's got life. She's got life. She's got life. Oh shit.

How fucking dare you say that? Andy, I'm on a roll. I'm gonna keep going. Cool, because this will, but I couldn't get enough of her. Now, this is her talking about when she was doing the reality show. She was a full-time junkie. At the same time, she was doing this show. Yeah, and I mean, that's the danger of like, you can't trust. And I think that that's where a lot of my paranoia came in.

It's like, once you become in the spotlight, like, you really cannot trust anyone. I couldn't trust my mom. I couldn't trust my sister. I couldn't trust my best friend. I couldn't trust the producers. They couldn't trust you. You're the problem here.

She's like, you know, the problem with being a heroin addict. You can't trust anyone. They'll try to screw you over. Are you retarded? And the reason why none of those people had my heroin. You're right, I can't trust them. Well, the reason why she even brought it up is because when she got to her heroin dealer's house,

she immediately started smoking this heroin because she was like so desperate for it. And then he took a photo of it and gave it to TMZ. So you couldn't trust your heroin dealer, is what you mean? Yeah, I believe that. It sounds right. Not surprised by that.

All right, I'll give the floor back over to you. Meanwhile, Beckett called her daddy. Yes. This Julia woman is just, she can't stop being so proud that she's dating Kanye West. I clipped three, I called this douche brags. After your first meeting in Miami, you have this whirlwind 24 hour moment,

and then how did you guys leave it before you went to New York? Oh my gosh, I was only supposed to go there for the night and then I was supposed to fly back the next day. We ended up staying three or four extra days. And it was like we were on the Kanye workout plan. Like we got to work. We were like, okay, you know, we're gonna do this.

Like if I'm gonna be seen with you, like I need to, you know, step it up a little bit. Bitch, you speak when spoken to now. Was it a whirlwind of three days of Kanye's dick in your mouth? Was it? Sounds like a shopping spree. Right. Is that what that sound like to you?

She's like, well, look at it. There's paparazzi out here taking photos. Oh, yeah. A nice or bad guy. I was so exhausted from him buying things for me for three days. I had a point to the thing I wanted, and then you'd have to point to a guy to grab him. Yeah. You don't want to work for all of us.

Yeah. His assistant kept dropping my shopping bags. It was so annoying. It was so annoying. She's fired. I told him to fire her. So it's all good. And then I clip five, the entitlement of this woman just, she's like, oh, you know,

I've earned my place. You know, I paid my dues just by being around. Have you ever felt in these moments like a little overwhelmed? No. Why do you think? I don't know. I'm just like grown.

And also I grew up in New York City. I grew up around celebrities. You know what I mean? I know how to like, and also I really feel like I've earned my place to be there. Do you know what I mean? Obviously I'm not like and also I really feel like I've earned my my place to be there Do you know what I mean? Like obviously I'm not on their level and I'm not saying I am but I feel like I've like put in the work Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot

So you're a succubus that feast on cock and becomes famous. That's that's I you didn't do anything In what group of New York City's you say no? Oh, all right just growing up in New York That's all it is you're entitled to be there's not a lot of people who grow up of New York City's you say no so you're just growing up in New York. That's all it's a big your title to me. There's not a lot of people who grow up in New York City. Oh no, no, there's actually millions. I'm sorry. Never mind that.

There goes that. I thought maybe she had a point. I hate that thing where people act like they belong or they were destined for fame because of where they grew up. Well, yeah, of course I was destined for fame. I grew up a manhead. Lowery side of course. What destined for fame. I grew up a man head and lower aside, of course. What else was gonna happen?

Literally anything. All right, let's get back to the other heroin addict who's Proud of it, Alexis. And this is her talking about, you know, she was pretty rock bottoming if that's a term, it's not. She was rock bottoming a bit. And she didn't care if she lived or died.

Honestly, at that point, I didn't care. Like, my addiction was so bad, like, live or die, I don't care. Like, if I'm going to be in the 26th club, like, Yolo. So I looked up the 26th club. Because I'm familiar with like the 27th club. There's a lot of famous musicians down at the age of 27. That's what she thinks she's. I think so because I googled the 26th club and it said, did you mean the 27th club? No, not me. Google don't judge me. I did mean the 27th club.

Do you know that rock bottoming? The paper clip comes out and he's like, do you really know what you're talking about? I don't think that you do. You would idiot. We're just gonna put something at your permanent record that you're an idiot. And good luck with that. Are you a heroin addict? Good luck with your social score moving forward. I was just doing research for a podcast. Oh, so this is great.

So you got these teenage girls and maybe there's a guy or two in the mix, there's five of them. And what they're doing is they're kind of looking at celebrity social media to know when they won't be home and then they're going and robbing them while they're not home. And smart plan. I mean, it's titillating, it's interesting.

There are multiple like Paris Hilton got hit or land of blue and couple other big names and according to Alexis, you always why this is even brought up is because of misogyny and sexism in the media. Rob, the homes of celebrities for, you know, and these are the headlines, hundreds of millions of dollars. When in actuality, the things that I took from Orlando Bloom's house

was a Louis Vuitton computer case and one of Miranda Curz custom dresses and like one bracelet and that was it. What was it? Oh, so rough people for attention. Thank you. Was she a Chrissy Mayer studio? I love that she thinks. There I tend like I was taking hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of goodies from

this guy's house. All I stole was this limited supply bracelet, a custom dress that was made for an old-fashioned girlfriend or wife. It's like these things sound like they might be... Map tab cover. They might be kind of expensive. But now, the problem isn't robbing celebrities. The problem is the journalism. Is what I did awful, of course.

But I think ethical journalism is important. And Nick Prego only said that I was at one house. Rachel Lee only said that I was at one half. Like you have to follow the actual case and what I've been charged with, which was residential burglary for one house. And you can't possibly think that it is responsible journalism. That is the real problem. Here's ethical journalism.

If anything I've learned from this story, it's ethical journalism is a problem. It tried to sensationalize the news. How are they thinking with that? By my dipole in ISO. And pour in. She said important without using the word T once or the the sound of T one time There's two keys in here, right?

Two important it's impressive. I know that'd be able to do that well So she's so proud of herself in this crime spree that she wants to have her own documentary made about it HBO Netflix a number of these major networks wanted to do an actual bling ring documentary. And her and I had talked about kind of like teaming up to do one together with Aaron Carr, who is like one of the most incredible documentarians

of our time. And I just thought it would be so amazing. It must have been proud of this. And that's what we tried to make a deal with people like, Hey, you want to do a doc series about how I rock people? Yeah. And also you just got done distancing yourself from the whole event. Right. And now you're now you so you deserve to be in like half of one episode.

Now you're trying to be in a whole docu series. Yeah, right. Well, I told you go to that house and I was the one scoping out bare silted. Yeah. Zalas. It's like, this isn't my fault, but I deserve all the credit. Fucking idiot. It's pretty impressive the way she does the mental gymnastics.

Maybe she could write a book. Maybe I would subscribe to her newsletter. I don't know. Seems like she's got some shit going on. Andy, let's hop back over to Alex Cooper. Sure, yeah. And her amazing interviewing skills. This is like the highlight of the interview

where Alex tries to get her to explain what a muse is and how she's Kanye's muse or the safty brother's muse for Uncut Gems. And neither one of them know what the definition of muse is. Would you, because everyone's like, would you consider yourself Yez Muse? Would you, because everyone's like, would you consider yourself Yez Muse? Yeah, a little, maybe.

I think so. What does it even mean? No one that's ever but, because I remember you were like, this is not the first time that I'm like, what is a Muse? I mean, I was Josh Saftees Muse when he wrote Uncut J.

Right. Do you know what I mean, like things like that? Things like that. Okay. Well, that's a good definition. I mean, well, I'm cut gems is about a degenerate gambler that gets himself killed for being a piece of shit. So you're saying that's you? Use musing of sentence.

I was a muse once. Yeah. I believe she inspired gold digger. I would buy that. I think you wrote that before he met her. You played yourself in a movie. So did Kevin Garnett, except he's talented at other things.

I thought you were going to go with like a shack or something with that. He's in the movie. Oh, he's actually in the movie. Oh, okay, that makes more sense. And I haven't seen it. Is it good? Yeah.

Mark Fellhawer says it sucks it to piece of crap. But you're saying that it's a good thing. What were your standards? What do you want? What do you want from a movie? And he says to say they do his girlfriend. Yeah. What do you want?

Lower your standards. This is where we are. What are you going to do? Everybody else that's not Julia Fox did a lot of hard work in that movie. They're trying. So this woman, Alexis, got sober and that inspired Julia to get sober or did it and to help Use that to inspire people to better their lives. It's And you did that for me. Honestly, I remember seeing the vice thing that you did about like when you were newly sober

You're trying to get your ex junkie boyfriend sober And I was like that was like during my rock bottom phase and just like hearing your story and knowing that you got sober as someone I could relate to like her life, that inspired me to get sober. That's beautiful. And I, so I just remembered that. I was like, damn, I really feel like she was a huge part of like me, you know. Ooh, you have to say I just remembered that.

Like it was all going very nice. Like oh my gosh, it's so sweet. I'm so glad to I had to say I just remembered that. Like it was all going very, it's like, oh my gosh, it's so sweet. I'm so glad to hear that. Yeah, just remembered that around the same time that was when I was hitting my rock bottom. Maybe you're the reason why I got sober. Yeah, sure why not. Maybe it's your fault.

Yeah, that's true because they were so excited to watch that reality show she was at. Yeah, it's just like us. Yeah, they literally say it was just like us being on TV. No, it wasn't. That wasn't you on TV. And I hate when people put themselves in the character like, oh, yeah, it's like me selling crimes.

Right. You know, some crimes, Carl. You do a podcast where you laugh too much. It's not that impressive. So then they start talking about, well, we still vape and we still do know it's California sober rules where you can still do dry. They do mushrooms and ass, I don't have a hair in, I was on a big deal,

and hair whenever I wanted to go. And then they talk about how even the vape, sometimes you just have to have a cigarette, you know, sometimes the cigarettes, what you need. There are moments where I just want, like especially if I'm out to dinner late on a date or something like that, like I wanna have a real like a parliament light

after dinner. It's 11 o'clock at night. It's just so yummy. Yes. After dinner's 11 o'clock at night, I did it like six. I really bet how weak it'll have a clock at night. Yes.

What the fuck? Holy shit. Okay, now I can't relate to these people and how do you think of what? I wake up at noon. So yeah, I know. So then they're talking about if she was a celebrity in rehab. Because she goes to rehab and meanwhile they're making this movie about their escapade.

And Emma Watson played you, right? That's her name. She did. Yeah, that's like the major. Where people in rehab, like, do they like, like, like, like, do this like celebrity in rehab that like, no one really like, were you like this like celebrity in rehab that like no one really like believed you? Or like, I'm a Watson's Fats playmate.

So at that point, I was like nearly out of rehab. So I think that that, like the timelines don't really match up there perfectly. No, I was voted least likely to succeed in my rehab. Two things. Why are they voting on least likely to succeed? It seems like it wouldn't be very motivational to do something like that.

I got miscongeniality in my rehab. Also, it sounds like she's very used to being in court. She goes, well, the timelines don't match up there. Like, I could make up a lie, but someone could fact-check me out of it. So I'm not going to. Instead of just saying, well, no, actually, when the movie came out, I wasn't a rehab.

She's like, I'd love to say that I was a celebrity there, but actually, I wasn't in rehab when the movie came out. That is glamorous, as you think. At least likely to succeed. So then they start talking about rehab and how effective it is. And I don't know. It sounds to me like rehab is pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, I definitely went to like whatever was cheap and affordable

because like my mom had to borrow money from friends to send me to rehab. So I guess I went to some like insurance scam. But I'm a bomb a care situation. But yeah, so grateful I went because I have a friend that's in her like 20th rehab right now. Yeah. And she only goes the lavish ones with a private suite with a bathtub, pedicure, like, she's in her 20-a-three-hab. Like, not even an exaggeration.

Could you imagine those interventions, hey guess what, hun? Time to go to rehab! Yeah. Carl, I want to go to rehab. Yeah, right? Do you want to go take a vacation and a resort? Yeah. Actually, sounds good.

I've been doing drugs for so much. I need a time for myself here. I'd be unbelievable. The amazing. So this person, not even exaggerating, rehab 20 times. And then they say this. It takes like 12 times on average for someone to get sober. I'm getting angry now. I'm really getting furious at these people. So I did look this up and I'm not saying that this is the correct information, but according to Google, most people need to or less stints and rehab

in order to get sober. But the average is 12 according to them. And then I realized why she said that because they keep saying 12 about everything. It takes like 12 times on average for someone to get sober. A year later, half of our clientele is still sober. The national average is like 12%. I was lucky that my rehab was like 12 step orientated.

Like, thank God. Okay, so we're doing the 12 step program. So all they could think of is things in 12. I remember from Retab, who is how many steps there were. Yeah, I gotta go to Rehab 12 times, that's not what this says. No, that's a 12 step program,

where I gotta re-out 12 times. Yeah. Yeah, that's not what this is. Yeah, but if I don't, I only have 12% chance to get a sober. No, we never said that. I promise you, no one's ever said that. You said that if I stepped into Rehab 12 times,

that I would not be on heroin anymore. What a fucking idiot. I do like the idea of recovering from drug addiction by taking drugs. I've used, I've microdose psilocybin in recovery. I wanna know about that. We can talk about that. Like, hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me.

Do you know what we're supposed to subscribe to? Your newsletter. So I'm just subscribe to your newsletter. So I'm just drinking too much. I started doing mushrooms every day. I'll say one. You're saying I can kick drugs by doing drugs? Yeah, I mean, something we don't drugs do these drugs. All right, sounds good.

You gotta hook up. Amen. All right, Andy, back to our friend Alex. Actually, we're going to switch gears. All right. Now this is going to be pre-uncut gems coming out her on Jimmy Kimmel live. Oh, okay.

She's promoting the movie? Right. Okay. And this is her talking about her acting process and how art imitates life. But these guys, obviously, you were friendly with them over the course of five years. Yeah.

They wrote, did they write it specifically for you? They kind of did. I think at first it was just kind of this character. And then after meeting me, it kind of coincidentally developed to be very similar to who I am. So that character is similar to you? Very. Wow.

Yeah. That's interesting. Oh, so the character who's the mistress of a married man and steals his money after that's interesting. Oh, so the character, who is the mistress of a married man and steals his money after he's murdered. That's just like you, cool, okay. See yourself out, thank you. Also she talks about her art all the time. Yeah, how obsessed she is with her art.

Like what's your art? Well, I'm an actor. Well, what have you done? I played myself. Right, yeah. Well, then I'm also an actor. I do it every day. I'm one of the greatest artists you've ever seen.

But all day long, I've had artists amazing. But you say that, Carlisth Clip 8, this is your acting class. You don't have any acting before? No. No. Not a school play or anything like that? No. Wow, that's crazy.

Yeah. Well, I like to refer to myself as like an actress of life, you know. I kind of have always been acting, like you know whether it's like try to be normal or try to be, you know, whatever it is. Or suck off Harvey Weinstein. Yeah, whatever you gotta do. Act like you care about people

and not just where they could take your career. Or act like you didn't sleep your way onto a movie set. Obviously, or a talk show set. Who was the host of that, or real center? Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel should have been like how many Dicks did you suck? Yeah, together this movie you've never had an actor girl wants to do a live you came in lie about like Center John

You can't say you were really good second grade But now that she's done one movie she's a professional carl clip nine are you like okay? Now I'm an actor now. I'm going to go on auditions and I'm gonna be in things. Yes. Yes So now you're serious about it. Yes, very. So this movie came out in 2019. Now you look at her IMDB, it's the most padded fucking IMDB. There's 11 credits.

Two of them are shorts. W-A-T-T made photo-made. Yeah. Two. What is a fucking podcast? Of course there's one podcast. There's two shorts two music videos. That's not acting. No. And then One off TV appearance and then you know One that isn't even out yet. So you're what you're saying is because I heard her saying that she's

Writing a script right now. She's writing a movie. She's got a bunch of deals and production You don't think that she actually has a very long career in Hollywood, is that what you're saying? I mean, it's okay to be new, it's something. You don't have to act like your fucking jet bull. Oh no, she's been there. She grew up in New York. Yeah. She's super comfortable being on the spotlight. Yeah, she's earned her place.

She's earned it. That's all I got. Okay, that's fine. I want wrap things up talking about how, man, this is just a fucking bummer. With Prozac, I literally asked Evan to 50, 150 me because I had a plan to kill myself. And someone mentioned micro-dosing, which is actually what I'm gonna go do

after we finish this phone call because I am hitting a bit of a depression after that miscarriage. I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer. The conversation is going on and on about she's figured out life and she's got everything under control and she knows all the secrets and then she goes and I'm probably gonna think mushrooms as soon as we hang out because they're a miscarriage.

And they never bring that up again. They're not like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. You know, anything. Yeah. Just like gloss over it. All right. Let's stop the miscarriage. Sorry.

I have some. I have some. Let's get back to parting. Sounds like you got it all figured out. Well, she does carry a child to turn, but everything else, it's all figured out to soon. What? She definitely has it all figured out.

She knows exactly who's to blame for all the problems in the United States. But Nikki before that, why are we so traumatized to begin with? To begin with, that's the root of it. That's the problem that we need to tackle. It's like we keep just putting band-aids in place. We have to recognize that living under capitalism is I was just gonna say capitalism. Yeah. And Cherokee is killing all of us.

Oh, it's capitalism and the patriarchy. Oh my God. It's killing everyone. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Don't forget to check out my Patreon though. You know how many drug addicted reality TV stars that are in North Korea? Andy.

Oh, Carl's picking the worst example. Look at Carl, defend a campus versus North Korea. They go on to talk about how horrible one is living in this country. I know billionaires who are wanting to die at this point in their lives, right? And you guys just jumped off a building and ended her life. It does not matter. It's so crazy. Miss USA killed herself because of capitalism? Yeah, at the patriarchy.

Is that what I have to believe, Andy? Yeah. The actual answer because this is known. She killed herself because of social media. She was being cyber-boyed to the point where she killed herself. Oh, man. And if there's one thing that's bad for all of us and they wonder why everyone's traumatized,

it's because of social media. Yeah. Like, there's one thing that's bad for all of us and they wonder why everyone's traumatized, it's because of social media. Yeah. Like, there's studies done. The companies themselves know this. They've done the studies at least. We all know social media is bad for you. It is causing anxiety. One in three young women want to kill themselves.

It's a real fucking problem. They go through blaming a capitalism and men and then say this. I love the way you like handle things and like the way you you talk about it on Instagram and just like you have such an amazing delivery. Yeah, but also just perspective on life and emotions and feeling.

These fucking morons immediately have to talk about Miss USA, killing yourself or by the way, you on Instagram, fucking love it. That's great. Yeah, you've been amazing profile. Every time I go on Instagram, I got a micro dose. I went Instagram at a miscarriage, but other than that, it's amazing. Yeah. It was amazing profile. Every time I go on Instagram, I got a micro dose. I went Instagram and I was like, miscarriage, but other than that, it's great.

I love what you're up to. And then the ass kissing here is ridiculous. Me and Julia, when we found we were sending each other your posts like every day, like, oh my God. Oh my God. I can't believe this. This is insane. Like we could, we just, I just, to Alexis,

it's not insane. And you put it so beautifully and you describe it so beautifully. And even the way you talk about it with your children is amazing and so progressive. So, Andy, I was just looking at your Facebook and it's so amazing. Everything you post, just for the memes. It's so fun.

You're right, I am pretty great at Facebook. It's so stupid. Are're right, I am pretty great at Facebook. It's so stupid. Are they listening to themselves? So then we get into her lifestyle. Now, what Alexis is famous for these days is that she married this guy, but was dating this chick. And then the chick moved in with her. And she's a family that kids,

and then the chick moved in with her, and then the guy has his own bedroom, and then her and the chick moved in with her. And she's a family that kids, and then the chick moved in with her, and then the guy has his own bedroom, and then her and the chick have their bedroom. And she explains why polyamory works so well, because it really is the best system. And polyamory and open relationships are really beautiful in the sense that it is a decision to choose that person every day,

and to really think about their feelings and to learn how to communicate and express their needs and to make the choice like I'm choosing you. It's which person gets literally the opposite of that. You're thinking about the other person when you choose whether you want to fuck them or someone else every day. Yeah. And how does that make the other person feel? Like oh she wants to fuck that guy instead of me. You know, I feel great about that. You're so selfless by being poly. It's so impressive.

I can't believe you're able to do that. Kinda it's like the opposite of the truth. Fucking gaslighting people. Like, oh, well, poly's great because it makes your husband know that you love him. No, actually just the opposite. And it makes your girlfriend, microdose, and jump off a bridge.

Well, what's funny is that this Chris girl that she was dating over Instagram, you know, making a big fuss about it. And Dami Julia doesn't do her research. I mean, it seems you've fallen in love with, are you still with Chris? I'm not with Chris anymore. Sorry.

I always do that. No. I always bring up people's relationships. Like, we broke up. Epic sale. people's relationships like we broke out. Epic sale. It's crystal alive. No, no, no. I always do that.

She was actually holding Miss America's hand. No. A Peter Pan. All right. This is the last clip that I have because it's fucking, it's great, man. When you're a bisexual chick, you've got the whole world. It's win-win. It's a win-win right there.

It's amazing, like getting your pussy eaten by a lesbian for five hours is incredible. Like, who doesn't want, you know what I mean? I kind of know what you mean. I don't, but sounds right. It's howling that's pretty amazing. I would do that. Five hours. I don't like anything for five hours.

Yeah. Well, bad news, because we got a lot to get to tonight. Oh, Carl, we'll be going into overtime. But we have to start with Friends of the week. Friends of the week. That's right. But we have to start with cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. That's right. You guys listen to podcasts,

other than who are these podcasts, because I don't want to hear cringe of the weeks that come from this show. It's no fun. And you hear something that's cringe-worthy and you send it into me. And then we play it as cringe of the week. We have two today.

This first one comes in from John Himmelberger. This is the Dean Del Rey, let there be talk podcast. We'll be talking about before on here. His guest is Ann Wilson of the band Heart. Okay. And this is the clash of the Dean. Now Dean, used to be a musician, is now a stand up. I didn't know him as a stand up.

Apparently he opened for Bill Burr. I went to that show, I just got there too late. So I never saw him as a standup. Apparently he opened for Bill Burr. I went to that show. I just got there too late. So I never saw him do his standup. But so his friends at Bill Burr, he does stand up. And this is his question for Ann. I'm a comedian. Do you watch any comedy these days? Do you watch it on Netflix or are you into comedy?

Yes, indeed. But I set the bar really high like Eddie Isard is my favorite. Oh, yeah. But I'm going to check you out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Who else you like? Maria Bamford. I love her. Yeah, you know, uh, you didn't do any newer comics, Allie Wong. I don't know the newer ones that much. Oh, you should dig in. Yeah. It's literally Chris Farley.

I'm the Chris Farley show. You ever see that movie? Every see Caddy Shagged? That's pretty funny. Ever see that? It's good on like three of me goes. Every see a hand against me. Every watch that. All right. And then I have another cringe of the week. This one coming in from Brian Forcith and Trisha Patees from, I think this is the on the show, Franemies, it's no longer around. And it's been brought up before we've talked about Trisha and I don't know who that is,

I do know who that is, I just don't, she's not in my world. So I forget very quickly and easily about her. It's okay. But she is a retard, as we'll see right here. But Trisha, what is the force that causes objects to fall to the ground? Girl you better I know this cuz my tinnets Ethan Klein who is a weird dude I don't know he's wearing makeup and he's just face just very twitchy and I don't know what's going on with him He's our low thanks to gravity. Yeah

Diddies are low thanks to gravity. Yay. I personally like though. Can we just also say we don't actually need gravity? But that's a different thing. Like you mean, but I saw someone do this. Was it a tiktok? We were watching something where someone's like, we don't actually need gravity.

We were watching this to me. Like, we actually don't need it. What do you mean that we don't need gravity? What if it was never invented? invented by hill. Surprising noon. Isaac Newton created gravity. Whoever created gravity, someone did, but we don't actually need it. There was a time on earth

before gravity existed. Yes, who created gravity, babe? Dan. Who died there? Doris are wheels. Doris are wheels. Everybody's like, what are you guys? He's just like, I hear some more rope to hang yourself. We have to say more about how gravity's not a thing. You know, do a good job with that. It was a nickname, you were right. You were in the right ballpark, Sir Isaac Newton perhaps first defined and discovered gravity.

What do you mean we don't need gravity? I'm curious about that statement. We just don't need it. But like, what do you mean? The moon need gravity? I'm curious about that. We just don't need it But like what do you mean the moon doesn't have gravity? It does all bodies all still less fuel, but I mean all body all the gravity anything with that says gravity And in fact someone say you have a sizable amount of gravity. What that mean? I'm fat. You're calling me fat. Yeah, she figured out gravity quick attractive. Thank you Moses She figured out gravity real quick or that one.

Now I was saying she's a fucking physicist. Yeah. Now let's talk about your buoyancy. What a moron. Yeah. She's something else all right. That was my first cringe of the week where I was really cringing. It was pretty cringing.

All right, what I wanna do, because we have a bunch of OP song parodies. I wanna break up into two parts today. Is if we just play through all the songs and people lose track of what's going on. So this is the first four that we're gonna do today. OP song parody contest is gonna officially end next week. Kroge is gonna be on here,

Brendan from Shitty Song of the Week. We are going to determine, I'll probably put up for a vote rather than do the dumb way I did it last time for Senator John, I'll probably put it up on the line. I'll do a vote on it. We'll pick the finalist, let you vote on the winner. We'll crown a winner, actually shit, because we'll probably have new ones for next week.

So I guess I'll have to crown a winner after next,, cause we'll probably have new ones for next week. So I guess it's a crown a winner after that, whatever, we'll figure it out. I didn't think this all the way through. This is exactly how we did it last time. I know, you're right. Ha ha ha. Damn it. That could be necessary.

Oh no, you think you got a winner? I think there's a winner already. Right, well, check this out. This one comes in, I'm gonna start off with a song from the jingles department cool Then I might have had something to do with I was walking past the jingles department of das on a thums being twiddled I'm like all right. Let's go on out of here guys. We're in the middle of an opi song parody contest And I'll see any work any done in here. What do I not pay you for?

So this is the jingles department's Entry into the the OP song parody contest. This is from the perspective of Anthony Cumia I've been doing radio since 18 years old I've been doing radio since 18 years old Greg love to show bats and two girls as far as he can Your job today is to is to mark the bat where you know when the shock I care and then we had to bus It's self-deprecating humor. We do it all the time. I clowned on Greg once and he quickly moved to the phone call. Ari, from Jersey, what's up?

Now I'm walking on Greg's shelves. Whoa! He's making our lives hell. Oh! Says leave it alone pal. Whoa! He's in a shit mood. You're in a shit Fuckin mood

Oh, that now Grape's a good food You wanted to eat grapes and we'll do this after the break Come on, I'm fuckin' around Walking out Greg shells from the Jinguist Apire man, that's a fuck one, it's wonderful Alright, this next one comes in from Brian DeWald There's a lot of production here. This is OP karaoke. I can't even fathom.

How much OP he had a listen to to pull this together. I'm so wasted! Is this you on a Tuesday night desperately wanting to go to karaoke, but just to stone the drive? Hi, I'm Tommy M from Time Vampire Records, and we have all the bad karaoke you could ever want in one collection. This is gonna be the dumbest thing you hear today. That's right, our friend Greg, OP Hughes has graced us with some of the worst karaoke tracks ever.

Classic kits like... Who are... Huh? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again! And... I'm a fool to do your dirty work. Oh yeah! With singing so bad, you'll think you're an actual karaoke bar.

bad you'll think you're an actual karaoke bar. Hold me close, they're tiny dancers. You don't care about the actual lyrics? Great. Neither does Opie. They call me Greg. They call me State. Seed. They call me Opie.

They call me Sloth. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's not my name. That's on my name that's on my name that's on my name that's on my hell sometimes he just makes shit up

to see if I could hurt and we don't even know what the fuck to call this Money! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello My god, it's been so long Never drink We turn now here you are And here I Arts and thought That was Pearl Jam, you listen to W W-A-T-P-F-O. Thanks for joining us. We're getting wacky this afternoon. All right, this is...

That's a good work going into that. Yeah, that was fun. That was well done. This is coming in... He does like to sing that Greg is. He loves singing songs. This one came in from Nancy Pelosi. It's called Parked Car.

["Parked Car"] I'm looking around and everyone else around me is annoyed. You could say I'm a douche. There's always this negative vibe of what, you know, this, that, if you want to fuck around. Oh, hell fuck around, fuck around! I'm in a park called... Can't afford a ticket, none of the sold any shirts

Wish I could work a convenience store Maybe just then I could stop losing all this money Drink it down and get ponds I never see my family now, I never see my friends Hanging out with the gay Trying to hide that there's a dooby in my head everyone knows I suck, you know doing radio since I was 18

one day they'll realize I'm not gonna I won't be doing this anymore what could I tell you? but I'm brave enough to bring this to to people's attention alright and if that weren't enough we have another submission from Nancy Pelosi

this one And if that weren't enough, we have another submission from Nancy Pelosi. This one. It might be James actually, but I don't know. People put in weird names for me to say. And this one, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming out I've got to move my car and all my friends are dead It's one of those sides that breaks the rules in the right way. I don't know what the fuck is going on here. Holy shit. Alright, good stuff. That's the first batch. That's my first batch.

Oh, okay. Oh, P-Sog Faraday's. I do have a quick update on our friend Patty Seacubs. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you I go for the girl.

Because that's absurd. Patrick Michael has that show free water. Okay. And that took over for the briefcase. And I haven't been listening to it too much because the same shit over and over again. But our friends soft weekly checked out the latest episode and mashed this all together for us. So it's one single clip. And you you can get the gist of it.

Patty C. Cups is talking about the show Euphoria on HBO. You familiar with it, Andy? I know of it. Yeah, okay. I haven't watched it either because I heard it's really depressing. Patrick Michael is going to give us the full rundown on it. And what's off weekly is done is he's put this together almost like one of those 60 second critiques

that he's been doing on YouTube. I went looking for that, you can't find it anywhere. I searched so many different ways trying to find one for today. And it's bad brain studios. I tried. I put that in. I put in broken skull. I put in Patrick Michael.

I put in 60 second reviews. Nothing. It's elusive. I know. It's got an interesting marketing scheme going. It's kind of like when Disney would He's got an interesting marketing scheme going. It's kind of like when Disney would only allow the movies to be sold every five years. I was like, oh my god, I got it.

I got it. I got it best. It's like, when you finally find a YouTube channel, I got to watch it all now. You know what? Every video twice. I'll never find this again. All right. This is, this is Petty Seacups on Euphoria.

What's up everyone. This is the title podcast that doesn't need anubs on Euphoria. I haven't watched a second. I mean, it's degrassi. For 30-year-olds, this still have a personality of a 17-year-old. AKA Drake. I mean, is there anybody more childish than Drake? But every comedian or podcast host that I enjoy happens to mention it. But a show about drug addicted kids played by actors that probably have never been seen drugs before in their life is garbage. But the fact of the matter is, I've watched enough degrassi to know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about and what what what the

show is actually supposed to be. It's literally produced by drink from to grassy. So it's no different than the shit that was happening in to grassy other than the fact that this show is American instead of Canadian. If you want real drama or real kids addicted to drugs or sex just go watch an episode of intervention And then maybe you'll get a little bit of my respect. I've never watched an episode of this show nor will I? Thankfully nobody around me is watching it either you for a sucks, man. I already go No, we have to waste our time watching for it. Just like he has an away to this time watch you for it. Who's it round him? Unbelievable to this time watch you for a round him. Unbelievable.

Only petty seekoffs to come with a hot take like that. Oh, yeah. This thing that we're talking about, that one really likes. It sucks. How do you know that? I don't know. I got a real strong opinion about it though. That's first that means something. Hey, I want to bring in our friend Brian Johnson.

Brian, what's happening, buddy? Hey, boys. Good to see you. Brian Johnson, Brian, what's happening, buddy? Hey, boys. Andy. Good to see you. Producer Chris. Hi. Carl. Hey, man.

What's everybody doing? We're doing fantastic. Thanks for coming on. I wanted you for your opinion on what's been going on with our friend, Centering John lately. And are you familiar with this serious XM lawsuit that he has going on? Sure, yeah, with the great Michael Bupuck So I got the audio

From oral arguments in front of the panel of three judges And so you have the attorneys from serious XM and then you have Michael Bupuck and They're going through the judges are asking them questions and they're responding to it And I pulled some clips on here and starting off with this is the serious XM attorney. Now this might be a little bit hard to hear so I'll kind of explain what you're gonna hear here because you know, it's just like a Zoom meeting. They're not like mic'd up and so like that.

So what's happening is the serious XM attorney says, Michael Polpok has not been able to point out one example of serious XM violating John's right to publicity. And the way I understand it now and I don't understand law and I could be off on this, but the way I understand it is the law is written so that you can't say that John endorses Series XM if they're not paying him to endorse Series XM because he has some celebrity status so you can't like put his face on a billboard and say, serious ex-nam, because that would imply this stuttering

John endorses him. Now, they've never done any of this. They've never had a spot where it's like, I'm stuttering John, stick around after the break, you'll hear me have serious ex-nam, like, or you're listening to 80s on 8, tune into Howard 1-1, and you hear a stuttering John blot? Never happened. But that's what they're trying to, so anyway, this is the,

I'm getting out of my sock. I'm very excited about this. Throughout that entire period of time, including today, whatever the block has on C-R-E-S-M, can you provide any of this? It's very easy to do that. And he can't come up with one example

to explain how it's being used, in a way that would violate a potentially violated about the publicity that it's been going on. Tell me for example, then we did such a great nonsense, you know, you subscribed to Series 7. That's that properly. Could you do a radical publicity claim? He can't do that.

So what he said there was, you can listen to, anything we're broadcasting on Series X if you have a subscription. So those guys can pour through hours and hours of this and try to find one example and they haven't yet. So what are we doing? It reminds me of like when you used to go to school

and you would walk into a classroom knowing that you didn't study for the test, knowing you're gonna fail, but you're still there anyway. And that's what it seems like this guy's doing. It's like, if you haven't brought the necessary homework, what the fuck are you doing there? So, Michael Popox argument is, well, we need to have discovery. We need to, for the judges to say, yes, this is gonna go to trial. That way we can get discovery. That way they can go through and get all the information from

serious and the judge I love what the judge says to this and for us we have the obligation to the discovery to get passed but of course that's why you're here but these are because if these are hold on if these allegations are sufficient doesn't mean everybody can get to go to summary judgment all you have to say is they're using my persona outside the copyright material period and you're saying that's sufficiently played to get you to summary judgment is in that way you're suggesting. Yeah, Mike and Bobak says no just the fact that we're saying they're allegations

that's sufficient enough to go to summary judgment just goes well no I mean to show us some evidence that this is going on before we're gonna waste everybody's time with that doesn't sound like he's going to log with what they're trying to pull off here sounds like he's leaning towards throwing this out yeah if I didn't know any better it'll be nice because like says at the stunner and john thought it was just gonna sail right through to begin with and then they hit a hurdle they hit a little speed bump so now if they can't clear this speed bump, it's almost twice as fun to watch it, fucking crash and burn.

My prediction is, right, because they thought they're going to get them to settle out of court. That was the whole goal behind this. Like they don't want to deal with this. That's going to get, you know, there's a lot of legal battles that go on a cost money.

They'll just give us a settlement. They didn't realize this was actually going to be something they had to try to go and improve. Yeah. And serious as deep pockets. Right. And like I said, when this first happened is they do have deep pockets, they could pay off John to shut up and go away. But then you have grill lining up at the door, jacket, the joke that they can afford to

pay their attorneys. Exactly. That's a part of the fight. Like squash this thing attorneys. Exactly. That's a part of the fire. Let's squash this thing immediately. Deep. If you're stuttering John, one that would spread very quickly. Yes. And you're right. That line would be around the corner. So this is great. This other judge talks about how confused he is because they keep talking about like, well, serious owns the copyright, right? And Mike put back, he's like, yeah,

yeah, of course they do. So so wait what are we talking about this so this is my that is my fundamental question because I am quite confused are these not are these recordings not copyrighted they're either copyrighted or copyrighted okay so and they're re-broadcasting these copyrighted clips correct and they're permitted to do it as I understand it. I'm trying to figure out what the line is that you are asking us to draw. They're permitted to do it with respect to advertisements for the Howard Stern Show. Well, yes or no? They are as long as they don't go to the forum.

What extracts? No, no. So stop, stop please. Just give me one second then because then my confusion grows. Ha ha ha. He just told the shut up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not a good sign for him.

As long as they don't go too far. Yeah, I know. He just wants to be such a gray area. Who knows? It's all so gray. Yeah. But Pobox tried to use it like, could you define the word if,

if I find't like that? All right. So basically what he was tasked with, like a Popeye, was bringing in cases, inciting cases that would speak to the judgment that they want. Because there needs to be a legal precedent set for this right of publicity. It's never really worked before.

And I thought that was funny because he's acting like, yeah, we've seen this before. And the judge goes, we look through all the cases that you cited and none of them was right of publicity granted. Even though it's in a copyrighted work and there's a lot of cases that we've cited in which the thing is embedded

in the copyrighted work laid out itself, he's subject to copyright. Every case goes the other way on this. Every single Jewel's Jordan video says you can put it on a DVD. That's preempted. The Rape v. ESPN, ESPN, re-broadcast, these wretchling matches preempted the law's case,

taking a portion of a recording that they have a copyright to and putting it in another song, the night circuit said was okay. Every single case. every single case. They're like, yeah, no, this is not how this works at all. Of course, Popeyes, like, citing pro wrestling and pornography. I thought you just wanted cases. I'd love to be, I'd love to be a roach on the wall when John finds out that he lost.

So this is what's great about it. And I know I would like to be I'd love to be a roach on the wall when John finds out that he lost Yeah, so this is what's great about it and I know I would like to see that too So finally Michael Popeye comes back on John Schochter not after ignoring him for a week or so he finally comes back on John Scho I didn't pull the quest, but I'll just summarize what I saw so basically John didn't listen to this audio. It's out there for anyone to listen to just like oh, yeah, I haven't got around a little it's your case Where to you're the only one that's interested in it? Well, not only one. You don't have to listen to it. Jesus. So then Popeye tries to spin it that this could be good because you know, sometimes you get these questions from judges and they're just trying to scare you. And then you end up going to trial anyway. You

know, you never know. And it's like, if anyone loses in this, it's pretty obvious. This isn't going anywhere. Right. This is gonna get thrown out. Like all the judges have this incredulous tone to their voice like, what? Yeah.

I'm sorry, sir. I'm very confused. What point you're trying to even fucking make? Well, what I was saying was, shut up, shut up. I'm very confused. There's a little nicer to do than that, but. Spent all morning reading about pro wrestling

and pornography for no reason. Yeah. So I should mention because we did update we put on an impromptu show with Shuley and John's former attorney Vince. And the three of us talked about this because John threatened to sue both Shuley and myself by text messaging vints and

Kind of like vague threats of like what Shuley's address You know it this kind of stuff and then when vints started writing him back and going like hey John just you know You know fair use I don't think you have a case. I don't want to talk about the case We don't want to start a texting vids on this But I just want to say that I would love to play poker with Stutter and John. Because he's so bad. This is what's going on.

Oh yeah, Suin Carl's going to be very easy. It's going to be a very easy lawsuit. Like, this is a great thing. You're going to have pocket aces, do you? But it's my turn. I'm going to fold. You have nothing right now. And also, I just want to point out,

there's no money to be made off of me. So there's no way Michael Popock is taking out this case. Like, seriously, Sam is interesting. They can make some money off of that. It's a corporation. But they're like, oh, let's sue Carl. Let's find out what somebody made on YouTube last month. Like, trust me, Noah's getting a ranch on my YouTube. I heard about your beer fridge. Yeah. Popock. You know, not everybody passes a bar with, you know, better than a D plus, you know, he's an ambulance chaser. I don't know, man. I'm not trying to judge Michael Popo.

I think that guy's great. That was the trucker Andy who said that. Carole Hamburger loves Michael Popo. But anyway, people should check out that episode. It's up on YouTube. We also put in our regular feed. You can check that out as we talk about. And Vinnie's funny because he'll like kind of fuck

with us, he'll troll us as we're going through and talking about this stuff. So it's kind of interesting. Cool to have a funny Vinnie on the show for once. That was funny. You saw that already, Brian? Yeah, I watched it. Yesterday I watched Vince try.

And you can see it in his face. Yeah. It's very slight, but you can see it when he starts to troll you guys. And you like, you call him out immediately. That's bullshit. He's very dry. And he started telling me how because we were reviewing easy for you to say, John Dodio book, he goes, oh, well, I mean, there, that's a no brainer.

He makes $75,000 a page off of you for that. That's an easy lawsuit. He should do that tomorrow. It's the only time like you ever kind of smiles a little bit. I you know, he's full of shit. I Have other amazing news back on November November 3rd to be specific. I sent an email to Tommy from MSCS media an email to Tommy from MSCS Media, asking him to come on the show. I said, well, the interview today was Center and John, we covered him on my show, love it for you to come on, never heard back.

I just heard back last night from him. He sent me a note, and now we've been texting back and forth. So I'm gonna try to get Tommy from MSCS Media on sometime in April. So he is real. Maybe he could be a bot. I was gonna ask, what's his deal? Does he have like chicken plants or something? Can you write down the question you was gonna ask what's his deal does he have like chicken plants or something? Can you write down the question you have to ask him and send him out?

You have to get to the bottom of that for you sir. I thought you might have texted about it. I'm trying to ease him into this interview. I don't want to just like so are you a model? Not a good way to start a relationship. So all right, let's get into our friend's dinner in general. Yeah. All right. Now, I want to point out because I know there are people watching and listening to this show for John. What we're about to do is an infomercial for beer on the balcony. This is behind the pay. I found it on the internet, but it is, you should subscribe to John's Patreon or YouTube and watch

this show. It's the best thing he's doing right now. It's well worth the money. So please subscribe to Stuttering John on Patreon to watch Beer on the Belkini. And this past weekend's episode, wow, it was something else. I'm going to bring up video here. And I want to start off with John introduces his guest. And he introduces her by insulting her, which is always fun. This is a stand up, who we met on that show that

he did that he refused to go up on because it was being streamed on Twitch. Yeah. So he saw this woman lose on that show and decided to bring her on beer on the balcony. So here we go. Now I'm gonna introduce you to a comedian that happened to see on Wednesday night at this weed show that we did. I didn't go up. See the sore on his hand and then I'm gonna cut some burns on him. I'm just watching all the time.

You get the food in his mouth with his tongue. He's so fucking gross. Oh, yeah, I did you pull that at the beginning of this. You saw it, right? Yeah, yeah. The beginning of it. So there's a delay after the theme song. He plays a three minute theme song.

And he's nowhere to be found. And then he's just like, oh, sorry, I just had to eat some food. That's like a minute of like dead air. And he's got like a screensaver of all like the things he's been searching. Well, it's his YouTube channel. Yeah, yeah. So it's like Bob Hope and Prince and Steven Wright from 1983.

Is that where he's gonna get jokes about Bob Hope? I mean Fred Norris and Trump are in there. I don't know what the fuck's going on. You know, they were gonna tape me and I didn't, you know, there's no way. I, you know, that was the real, I, you know, the, I don't do that for the money. They pay. Uh, he's got like beat off calluses on his thumbs. I don't. I saw this comedian. And I really like to act. So please welcome lose everybody. Hi, how are you?

How you doing, Luz? I do let myself get taped for that amount of money. So Luz handles it well. He starts up by going, I didn't do the show because they were trying to pay us almost nothing to be streamed. But anyway, Luz did. She's an idiot.

Come on, Luz. Good way to start. Luz did. She's an idiot. Come on, show Luz. Good way to styrofo. Luzia. She handles it well. Now she's fine. So this is John explaining why he would not allow them to videotape his stand-up routine. So Luz Pazos, yeah, I know, it's only because I've already been off a 10 grand to do a special. So I'm gonna do a special, I'll do it for the 10 grand instead of the 75 bucks, or whatever they're going to pay you there. Of course, yeah, I actually get it. That's all right, by the way, guys, we're going to pay 75 bucks.

She's including John in that. I can't tell if that's a joke or not. What did you think, Brian? 35 bucks? Is that what they got paid for that gig? I mean. I can't tell that's a joke or not. What did you think, Brian? 35 boxes. I would think I paid for that gig. I mean, I wouldn't doubt it. I know there are some comedy clubs that are pretty cheap. Yeah, it wasn't.

I mean, if it's in, right. I just love that stuttering, John. I was like, well, you know, the only reason I didn't do it was because, you know, I have this 10 grand deal coming up. But it's okay. So if you didn't have the 10 grand deal, then you would have done it. I want more I have this 10 grand deal coming up. But it's okay. So if you didn't have the 10 grand deal, then you would have done it. I want board for Bayshop this 10 grand deal.

If he's being offered 10 grand to do a state of why isn't he doing it, he needs that money to sue me with, right? He should definitely take them up on that offer. Carl, do you think you entered his mind when he's like, they're going to take me so it's going to be out there. It's not worth $75 if he gets his hands on it. Oh, for sure. In fact, even talks about how there are all these trolls

in the Twitter feed waiting for John to come out. Yeah. Of course. It's gonna be a tough life to live thinking that you're always gonna goof down. Like is there a camera in here? Is someone listening to me? It's my show up on a show.

Right at the beginning there, there's a classic John Backpedal to clip 10. This is where he's like, oh, you know, he's a classic John back pedal to clip 10. This is where he's like, oh, what? You know, he's my friend. I do anything for him except, but I'm not, not doing this. So I actually have the video of that. We, let me pull that up for you. But you know, it's my buddy Adam Hunter.

So, you know, I'll do anything for the guy. So again, they said 75 bucks. I'm a hunter, so I'll do anything for the guy. Again, they said 75 bucks. She's laughing. She's like, yeah, I know, it doesn't seem like a lab or whatever, they can stream it. And John goes, well, I wouldn't even do Santa for Santa for a second, but as my buddy,

and I'm a hunter, I was doing him a solid. That's still no reason why I was doing the show. Yeah, but you didn't, right? Because you literally got to the club and then just refused to go on stage. Right, the end of that sentence is, I'd do anything for him, but I didn't do Right. Because you literally got to the club and then just refused to go on stage. Right, the end of that sentence is, I'd do anything for him, but I didn't do it. Yeah.

Okay, you had to do anything for him. Yeah, we figured out the meatloaf thing, but I won't do that. I won't stream on Twitch. That was the answer all along, I had no idea. Fuck it sucks. Now, what I'm gonna, what I want you guys to watch during this interview,

because it's fascinating to me. I was rolling last night when I was watching this. The amount that John talks down to her, the idea that John's more famous, he's doing her a favor by bringing her on, beer on the balcony, and watch has this unfold. It starts off with,

lose doesn't know who the fuck John is, which is by the way, John's kryptonite. Yeah. He hates that. And then I see all the people in the chat and they're all trolls of mine who are going to grab it and then post it all over the place. So it's not cool. That's not cool.

I don't have that much of trolls. I think it's cool. Well, that's so funny because when I called you and then you would like I go do you know who I am? No. I'm like, Oh, okay. I was on the Howard Stern show 15 years of 10 I show for 10. So I've been up.

I came to America two years ago. So it's kind of. Oh, in case I'm more famous. She's from. In case I looked at the movies I was in the Godfather, the God more famous. She's from... In that case, let me tell you the movies, I was in the Godfather, the Godfather too. She's from Peru. She's been here for 10 years.

And so she doesn't know who the fuck is that her job is. They just met at this comedy show. And John's talking down to her this whole time until he realizes that she actually does have shit going on. So John's thought was, I thought you were really funny. And I told my friend who's a manager, that he should manage you. You know, like he's doing her a favor on this. Oh my God, he tells her three times.

Oh, and after she leaves, he sets it again. Right. Yeah. And you're having an agent? I have a manager, a levity. Oh, really levity. Oh really? Yeah. There are a pretty big company.

How did you get them? I did a festival and I did a tape in for HBO and they made me there. So, so do you have an HBO special coming out? Yeah, no, I have something. There is a female comedy special on HBO is called comedy chinganas and I am on it. Oh Is it out yet? It's out. Yeah, you're gonna watch it now So she has a manager's represented by a big company. She's on HBO. Yeah, it's just that he discovered her right Like he literally brought her on thinking that he discovered her this talent. Follow up question. Can you give them my number?

Right, exactly. So it's only female comics on this show. So you can afford to buy me several beers. Well, later on in the interview, he asked her this, I don't think he's understanding what she's telling him at all. And what's your day job? No, I don't have a day job. That's all I do.

This is all you do. So you're totally, what got you so fascinated with stand-up comedy? Where did you start? Dublin. Jack goes, you can make a living in show business? Yeah. Why?

Dude, why are you so fucking surprised? He was genuinely surprised. Yeah. Yeah, he was. Like, what? I thought you were really funny, but I didn't know you were making a living at this. You're not writing questions for an app.

Yeah. Well, you're real to write. And the fucking arrogance of, he's like, you don't know who I am. It's like, he, she got here just as you were getting off the tonight show. Yes. So what the fuck would she have seen you in the past 10 years?

Also, she's a 30 year old woman. She wouldn't have been watching the tonight show anyway. Right. I mean, the tonight show is watched by Midwesterners in their 60s. Yeah. That's who Josh we tried to appeal to. I was on the radio show when you were six and living in a different country. Have you seen Triumph the insult comic?

Oh, yeah, he's great. That's me. That's actually the only cheese show that's me. Oh, okay, I do know you are in that. Wow. You must be living in a giant house. All right, so this is... So after Luz tells him this HBO special,

John is obviously in love with her because he laughs way too hard at this joke. Way too hard. And what's the name of it? comedy chain goners. What is happening? Grace and bitches with typeuses. No, it means... LAUGHTER

Monster. I'm not sure. I mean, say the line Andy. What a shower. What a shower. What a surprise. It's so long and loud that like she, you can see her start to lose confidence in it. And he's like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's two over the top.

We're like, I'm, I'm being pranked right now. Are you having a stroke, sir? Are you okay? Yeah, it's two over the top. We're like, I'm being pranked right now. It's coming. Are you having a stroke, sir? Are you okay? Sorry, I said tight pussy. I just show I know you were gonna erupt like that. So as John likes to do, he starts hitting on her. And does it all the wrong ways?

This is something you never ask a woman. Crazy bitches with tight pussies, I love it. You are too fucking funny man. And you're so cute. I mean, how old are you? He's a face fall. Yeah, that's that's pretty young loser. No, it's my country. I'm like an I'm a grandma, you know, I'm gonna boil on. It's funny because later on in the interview, do'm a grandma, you know, I'm gonna boil wine. It's so hard. It's funny because later on in the interview,

do you watch this, Brian? Yeah. Later on. Yeah, watch the whole thing. Okay, yeah, it's fascinating, because later on she goes, and she, by the way, I love loose. She comes off as amazing in this interview,

and we'll get into that. She's so, she's so likable. She's so likable and fun and funny, like she gets it, and John John does not so she literally explains that I don't like to be hit on by comedians. I like to be one of the guys. It's kind of like my thing I dress in a way that I don't want to like be provocative in any way I just want my jokes to do the talking for me and John just oh my god. You're so cute Oh my god. You're young and you're cute and wow

She's just like like you said Brian her face just like Yeah, is that what this is here like swallowing on it? Oh my God, you're young and you're cute and wow. She's just like, like you said, Brian, her face just like, oh, yeah. Is that what this is? You can hear like swallowing vomit. Yeah, that's what John, John doesn't get. He did the same thing with Bobby Brown is like, the whole, not to be too sensitive, but like the whole Me Too movement

is exactly about things like this. We're like, Stuttering John is using his power or what these people perceive to be his power in order to like get something to hit on them. It's like they're not there to be hit on. Like they're there to promote their shit. Unfortunately, they don't know that promoting their shit like um, means nothing. It means nothing. Yeah. It's such a waste of her time. Yeah. That's what I mean. That's literally every time. This is John trying to pronounce the word Peruvian.

That's literally every time. This is John trying to pronounce the word Peruvian. And this is just funny. I love it. Like, you know, you'll be the Peruvian version of Sophia Vagara. Alcohol is bad. He shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well drugs are bad.

You shouldn't do drugs. I don't know if that's the starter thing. I've got one. I think his brain just locked up for a couple of minutes. And again, a guy who's like, you can be the proofy and approximation of a Colombian woman. How does that sound?

Oh, I know. Right. So she's got her own thing going on. She's not trying to be a sex symbol. He's not picking up on anything that she's saying to him. Doesn't understand at all. And then of course has to ask this question. So speaking of beauty, are you married? Do you have a boyfriend? Oh, he's a coming off in.

I speak about him. It's a fashion designer. What's Fawdias? He's not hearing any of this. She goes, yeah, I talked to one of my act. He's a fashion designer. It's like a bunch of the jokes that I was doing. You know that act that you loved. Yeah, I think you couldn't get enough of it. He's like, why have I done your jokes?

Why could you laugh so much? I was listening. Ah! And then someone in the chat actually gives them shit about it. They're like, John, you gotta stop hitting on this girl. Because it's uncomfortable. Like, you could tell it's uncomfortable. Yeah.

And John defends it so I was like, no, this is how you interview this girl. Cause it's uncomfortable. Like you could tell it's uncomfortable. Yeah. And John defends us. I was like, no, this is how you interview someone. You want to know? Are you married? With your pants off. In Clip 12, like, lose starts interviewing John. This is what John hears in his head. Welcome.

Hey, baby. You got girlfriend, Vietnam. Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny, you still have that girlfriend from me in them? I don't know, he hasn't been in for a while. She hasn't been in for a while. Yeah, I'm wondering about that. Although he did tell her, he doesn't like long term relationships. Yeah.

Which is so funny, hasn't been arrested for more than we can. Yeah. No, I just can't take the long term relationship. I can tie it to people. Like those people that dump me. Yeah. A lot of girls have a sense of smell

and it's a real problem for our relationship. Do Peruvians? All right, so after Lou says she loves Louis CK John decides to list his own comedy influences Which like no one asked him, but you know, he's like what what comedy what greetings? You like I love Louis CK. Yes, and the John starts going through all these. Oh, I like Steve Martin like doing Yeah, yeah, everyone like Steve Martin I'm good good. I'm good. I'm at least as those

You know, I'm just gonna only cuz I'm a little older Steven right is great. Have you ever seen Steven right? system right. Yes, I love is the leverage Why are you? On a parkway and park in a driveway? You know, there's just no emotion. That's a fucking Gallagher joke. That is a Gallagher joke. How dare you say that's a Stephen Wright joke? That's so insulting.

Not to mention she says that she's familiar with Stephen Wright and then he goes on to perform like a lobotomized impression of him. What do you she knows who he is. It didn't matter what she said. He was gonna do that. Yeah, yeah. He had it in the, he had locked and loaded. Right, you want to do a pressur. And that was funny is that it was that

Stephen Wright thing was on his laptop at the beginning of the show too. So he was just watching that. So it's cool. I brought it on. You could remember one of the jokes that Stephen Wright actually said. If he was just watching it. That's a what I brought it on. You could remember one of the jokes that Stephen would actually said. If he was just watching it.

You're, that's a Gallagher joke, you're sure about that? I'm positive, I really, okay. Vinnie and I have joke to about that on multiple occasions. All right, Tucker Dixon is that. Yeah, we have Tucker Dixon. Yeah, we have Tucker Dixon. No, boy. All right.

So John then goes on to admit that even though he thought that lose was funny, he doesn't remember any of it. No, I, you know, obviously I was probably hammered by the time that you were on, but I can't remember a lot of the jokes, but I know that I was laughing and I was telling, and, you know, and that's when I told Joe I was telling, and you know, and that's when I told Joe, I was like, Joe, you should rep her, man. That's kind of time. You know, so you know, she's got representation.

John, she's fine. She's getting gigs. Covered all the thing, doing that. John goes, I don't remember anything you said last night, but I do remember, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah. I remember telling that guy that he should rep you, but I don't remember that.

I already told you that. 10 minutes ago. I mean, then he says, obviously I was pretty hammered by the time you went on. So he gets there, just starts pounding beers, and everyone knows he's a problem. If he says, obviously, I was pretty hammered by the time you went on. So he gets there, just starts pounding beers, and everyone knows he's a problem. If he says, obviously, I was pretty hammered, but I've you went on.

Oh man. Do you have the clip of him mansplaining, middleing and name dropping? That's what's coming up next. That is what's coming up next, because this is so insane. John keeps saying, how, oh yeah, I'm middleed for this guy, but then I was the headliner and he middleed for me,

and he was giving me some tips and someone in the check goes, what are you talking about middling? Because the whole time I'm yelling at the screen, it's called featuring. It's the feature, the host the feature and the headliner and he goes, well, you know, sometimes they call it the feature, but yeah, so it's like, all right, so you don't even know what to like you're talking about. And then as he's explaining this, he decides to insult lose one more time because you can't give enough of it. But if I'm doing like the last factory from headlining, there'll be a feature that goes on right before me and then the host. She knows. So where are you now? Are you a host? No, I used to host a lot, but now I, I had a line some shows.

So she's trying to be polite about it. She's like, you know, I'm actually pretty accomplished. Media, but on HBO, I make a living from this. I'm trying to explain this to you as nicely as I can. But yeah, but the fact that John goes, so what are you doing? Are you do host? That's like what the locals do. You work at the comedy club.

They let the local guys host. You don't let me do it. Right. But anybody else, you ask that's like what the locals do. You work at the comedy club. Yeah. They let the local guys host. They let me do it. Right. But anybody else. You ask who's celebrating an anniversary and you get the fuck off the stage. Like she said in the very beginning of the interview, I've been doing this for eight years. Right. Why the fuck does he need to explain this to her? Like what? In his mind, why does he think he needs to? Right. Yeah. But why would he even think that she's hosting? That's not the job you did. If eight years in, you're hosting you quit. And question, is this part of the interview

past the HBO special announcement? Yeah, we're going in order. I know. Why? Why would he think she's hosting? You fucking ass. And he just saw a do comedy a couple nights ago, and she killed, and he loved her so much,

and he wanted her on his show and then just insults her to her face over and over again. I know I'm a woman and having accent but I'm smarter than you John. Oh that's good. I gotta remember that. All right. So then he starts, oh, lose starts reading the comments. So I swear you realize, is that she's not getting anywhere with this? Yeah. It's streamer, you can see the comments that are coming through on YouTube.

So she starts reading through comments from the trolls, which is fun. Oh, I would think that white people would love you. No headlinks, I hope, or barbecues into my my club that's killer. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I don't know. No headlamps are hobo bar because of the mech, let us kill her. Okay. That's called control.

They actually pay. They actually pay me. Control me. It's so funny. This is how you do it. Oh, yes. Call me too, and pay me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so pathetic, but hell,

if they're gonna pay me. She's laughing at her. He goes, it's so pathetic, but hell, if they're gonna pay you. She's laughing at her, he goes, it's so pathetic. She goes, yeah! It is pathetic, John. She's totally turned the tide of this interview. It's too host, no, my headline. Who are these trolls? What are they saying? Also, that club is gonna pay you

and you turn them down, but you take the trolls money. Oh, right. That's a good point, too. Right. Money doesn't mean anything to me. Two bucks to goof on me. I'll take it all day. Sweet, I love that. I think it's fun. Is it a troll or is biographer saying that?

Because that did happen. So, lose tries to make John feel better. And as she's saying, like how cool a wife he has, she mentions his drinking multiple times. I think that even though they've just met, she's picking up on what is the main personality trait is. And that is one of a drunk. No, I think they're upset because you know,

you're like the guy, funny guy that drinks beer and like you're the hero of them and they wish they could do your life, guys. I'm sure most of these guys are just married at home. Just doing, doing, you know, married life. So you're kind of exciting for them, you know, like you have this delightful comedian, then go south, drinks.

Yeah. Constantly. You're 56. You can't get laid, you're gonna drop in a bar the afternoon. And what's jealous of you? It's our long conversation. She can't get laid. You're gonna drive the fire the afternoon. What's jealous of you? It's our long conversation. She doesn't drink anything once. He's pounding power beers. This is awesome. She totally turned this around.

She dead. I love her. So funny. It's weird how many people watching it. Look at so stuttering, John, is like, you're not living the comedian lifestyle. You're a fucking fraud. Like you're lying to this girl. Right. But in his mind, he probably is like, yeah, not living the comedian lifestyle. You're a fucking fraud. Like you're lying to this girl. Right. But in his mind, he probably is like, yeah, I am. Thanks. You know, right?

Like he's that deluded. I tour all over. I was just recently in Reno. That was August. I was in Vegas. No, that was September. Yeah. If I've learned anything about this guy,

he'll remember that compliment for a long time. Oh, yeah. The backhand. It's got the whole thing you'll remember that compliment for a long time. Oh yeah. The backhand, it's got the whole thing. You're only saying he'll remember about this. Yeah. Oh, and then she continues to pile out of him because she shocked that he was once married.

I can't believe you were married. Like, you never imagined that happened, ever in your life. Like, you just, you look to me like the guy that will never get married. Look at his face. He's not sure if he's going to goof down or not. He can't tell. He's like, what's going on now? What do you mean she's just saying? I dabble in marriage. Two seconds ago, he was living the rebellious comedians lifestyle.

No, wait, wait a second. What? What? So that the trolls continue to fuck with them. And what's great is that John is no control versus own show. He's just getting away from him and lose his goofy got them and just reading the comments. King Cap is asking ask lose who are some of her comedy influences. And I already did ask. Uh, lose keeps dropping and references already did ask. Yeah, I just, I lose keeps dropping and references to press. I love this comment. It's a joke.

It's a nice guy. Asked his mother. They're so obsessed, especially like now, because you know, they're like, like any time I do this show, just whoever this idiot is and I'm kind of feeling who is, he pays. He pays me per month. He pays me every single month to be a Patreon member so he can jerk off and, you know, and write this shit.

Hey, I'd like the volunteer to kick you in the vagina. Where do I sign up? That's one of his troubles. I love the joy goes, Luce, you wouldn't believe this. This person is goofing at me right now. It gives me five bucks a month. He must be a millionaire. I don't know how he's gonna leave me five dollars a month

just to goof on me on beer and the balcony. It's unbelievable. Well, how do you explain to someone like an extraordinary number of people watching me? Do not like me. That was the funny thing, Brian, is that he kept saying, oh yeah, this is the same person that was goofy on me before, they just changed their name. It's the same person, he kept saying, oh yeah, this is the same person that was given me before,

they just changed their name. It's the same person, you can't even get your cup say they don't work at all yet. I think I know this person is, I have their home address, it's fine. We'll get this taken care of. I'm gonna break their legs after this. Oh my God, this was some kind of interview, man,

because then, Loon, I think she's trying to make a light of the situation maybe she knows that she's being funny doesn't matter she tells John that just the fact that he has a troll means that he's famous and John gets so excited about this this is all he wants to hear is this his validation in life wait seven Saturdays and he's just playing his day around you. Like, oh, I'm so excited. He has to create a new password. No, no. Oh, yeah.

To fuck with you. That's fine. That's fine. Thank you. That's pretty impressive, isn't it, Loose? I mean, if I hadn't impressed you before, now you've got to be impressed. God, impressed.

That's just priceless. I'll drink to that. Isn't that impressive? This guy wakes up and gets excited about goofing on me on the internet. That amazing. Yeah, hero of the stupid. King of the trolls. Let's go down.

But Jenning and I was like, yes, yes, I'm a pretty cool guy. I heard I you thought I was a loser. Just because every interact with me so far has been me blank out drug. Doesn't mean I'm a loser. This guy keeps up the internet. I get a lot going on. It feels like if Stuttering John is awake, he's making an Okay. After this, because now he's got her on his side. Oh, that means you're famous.

He's like, yeah, right? That's what I always tell people to. Then he overplaces hands immediately. It's important. Oh my God. But I have people who shows about me. They just shows about me, which means you must have made it, because you know, they don't boo nobody's.

Yeah, exactly, look at that. It's like our hand. Now it's getting sad. I thought it was just this one trolling on as people would do shows about you. Yeah, lose, it's great. I like to threaten lawsuits, as people do a show and make more money off of me

than I am. It's great. I like to threaten lawsuits. And people do a show and make more money off of me than I am. It's great. Oh, man. He wouldn't believe it was fun. We're having over here. He doesn't just stamp out the flaming bag of dog. Who'll be standing there and it starts crying. Smelling his shoes. So John then talks about what a great life he has. And he's comparing it to the losers who are trolling him.

And I just thought this was like his definition of having a life is odd to me. You know, I mean, look, you know, I'll go to the pub, and I'll have a few points with my buddies, and they'll Be waiting for my next show on Tuesday Yeah, they go to the bar and they're just talking about how much of an asshole you are and they want to probably know They don't go to any bar And you know sitting at base would all be going to the bar So

Loose actually it's way smarter than have yeah, she's like oh your goof around because you're saying they just go to the bar. So, it's way smarter than him. Yeah. She's like, Oh, you're goofed out because you're saying they just go to the pub and drink. He's like, No, that's what cool people do. You understand? They're with their moms in the basement of the cool guy at the pub. She's like, Oh, no. And he also says that the people who are live at the bar can't wait for him to do his show on Tuesday, which means they can't wait for him to leave. This is so confused. I had to play that guy because it's one of the fun of the things. Yeah, they go to the bar and they're just talking about how much of an asshole you are and they want to fuck with you. No, they don't go to any bars and they don't have friends. You know, they sit in that base with all the go to the bar.

Everybody just talks about what an asshole you are. Am I right about that? I know. Yeah. And then he goes, he goes, no, I have friends. You mean other day drinkers at the bar that you go to? Those are your friends. Is that like you pick up your body on the way over there? They're there drinking. You show up. You're drinking it out. You're all friends. Like, see, I have friends. Okay. My coke dealers, my friend friend Like she thinks he's sitting around drinking with a bunch of trolls who fucking can't stand him. Yes Pickwick he hasn't mentioned pickwick alone. He's been mentioning Scotland yard Okay, which is a little closer to his house. I've mapped it out I don't know what's going on with him in the pick with the bar in Home Depot

The bar at the depot. It's a classy joint. All right, I got a few more here because honestly, everything about this was so funny. And lose goes into talking about the difference between men and women. And I got to give lose a lot of credit out here because you know, here's someone who came from Peru, she was talking about her shitty living conditions, not much she loves America, and is so thankful that she's here and she's doing comedy,

and she really appreciates everything she has, she's worked very hard to get it. To be honest, I, I, I, I've been watching women and men doing their thing. And I always tell, guys, when even when I've used to book bar shows, I used to have, guys will never cancel on a show. They slow up on time, they do their thing.

Girls every week, I got my period, I don't think I can drive there, is too far. I don't, I'm sorry, I can make it, I got to fight with my boyfriend. It's like everything gets in the middle, it's not very professional how they've been taking it. And now it seems that everybody wants girls because it's cool to have a girl, it's open-minded, women are the new shit, but they're just thinking some of taking advantage of it or like

just you know it's I think main work harder in this and that's why they're more main in comic. One of the main reasons. So from her experience she thinks that maybe these women who are saying whoa is me I can't get gigs maybe because you're unreliable. Maybe it's because of the things that you do. Maybe it's not like the patriarchy. Maybe that's not the reason why people don't think you're funny and want to hire you to work their club. I think that's an interesting perspective, but notice how she said,

Mendoon cancel on comedy shows, and then I go, no, Mendo, that's how he met her. He just canceled on the comedy show. He's that lazy piece of shit, she's explaining. Yeah. It doesn't have to be all women, it could just be like lazy comedians.

It's too far. Well, no, he went there, that's the worst part. Oh yeah, I'll go all the way to Mexico. It's too far to walk home. I'll go to Mexico and then not perform in a show. So then right after that, she pretty much explains John to a T and it leaves him speechless. Now I'm not saying that John's listening or paying attention.

Maybe anything's possible, but look at John's reaction after she explains him. And it happened to be the ones that complain about not getting enough of stage time, appreciation. And I've never, I think it's not a good symptom. When you feel like you're not a good symptom when you feel like you're not getting good appreciation and you feel like everything is everybody's being wrong to you. Maybe something about you. Or everybody wants to fuck you, you know.

You just start crying. Yeah. It seems like he was having a moment like, yeah, you know what? We may do expect to live in too much out of people sometimes. I doubt he learned any lessons. I just don't remember this conversation. He's four beers in at this point. Yes, unfortunately.

I don't know, what was your take on lose, Brian? I, you know, and at first I was like, it's just another diversity comedian, you know, what many that you've seen by 10 minutes in. I liked her. By the end, I loved her. By the end, same thing here. I went through the same rollercoaster ride

because at first I couldn't say any either one of them. And I'm more mad at John for putting her down. And then when I found out that she's actually doing well, and she has a fan base and a following. She even talks about because of these types of views where she's like, hey, you know, not everything is because of capitalism and you know, there's good things

that you can make opportunities for yourself. She mentions that she has her biggest following in Texas. She really used to make jokes about Texas. Like, oh, Texas, what about you assholes? She's like, hey, she's like the best people there. They're great. They love me. They love what I do.

Kind of ruins the whole painting of the picture of all these races who can't set it. She can't wait to end this interview because she has to drive to San Diego to do a set right after this. Yeah, right. Talks about that. She talks about that.

She's gonna be four hours, could be five and a half, depending on traffic. I gotta end this. There was a great deal of talk that went into that. Yes. I gotta get out of this interview. Well, I'd like to hear her jokes. You know, she's charming. Yep. It's our her jokes, funny, and so, but I liked her.

John thought she was hilarious. So if he even remembers it, very drunk. John thought she was hilarious. Uh, this clip I just called, uh, you go girl. Like no, you're making it put in yourself in the situation. People put themselves in the situation honestly. If you go on a on the hotel room of a famous comic, a huge yourself in your face, you might have to think that that was the least that was gonna happen to you. If I go with I'm thinking okay this guy's gonna cast that's why are you going to that room? Where are you putting yourself in those situations? Right? Right?

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she's like, why are you throwing pity parties for yourselves? You put yourself in this situation where you're going back to a famous comedian's hotel room. You're lucky all you do is jerk off at a plant. Wait, I think that was how we wide see that. I'm confusing my Mee-Too to people. So John's answer to all of that after she goes through, and it was really well said, well thought out. You know, people make their own lot in life

and you just stop blaming these outside forces. You just have to make it on your own and do everything that you can. And John's reaction to all of that was this. No, I, I saw on you so charming, I'm telling you, get ready for it, you're gonna be a big star, I know. Oh, thank you, Tom.

Talk to you. I'll tell you this, Luz, almost everybody I had on my standup shows, like, you know, when I used to have a Stuttering John friends, Comtor, almost every single one of them, Jim Norton, you know, Jim Norton. Yeah, of course, they know Jim. Yeah, he was on my first commuter. Like he's one, like he's one of the best comics ever, you know, I mean, I have all these great comics Jim Florentine and Greg Fitzsimmons and Okay, I think credit for Greg. Now have you heard of

Holy shit, you can't take credit for other people's careers. Oh Jim Norton Jim Florentine Fitzdog They're all because of John apparently now lose lose, as soon as you get famous, I'm gonna say I discovered you. Right, so after that, this was, I didn't clip it because it goes on too long, but it's so awkward, he starts telling her how he knows how, when he sees it, and he goes, and you got it. And then he tells a story about how this one time

someone told him that he had it. Oh, right. And how important that was to him. Trying to explain to her that like, this is a big deal that I'm telling you this right now. He's going, okay, well, I got to get it. He told this story before too. Yeah, I know. Could you imagine me in that pop-ass, we were like, just see you know, you got the keys to Hollywood

because I'm handing them over to you. Yeah, right. I know talent when I see it because I don't see it every day when I look in the mirror. I haven't seen talent with you. The opposite of me. Talented. Oh, it's so awkward, it's so bad. All right, come and work up real quick.

This is John talking about more of the Suttering John and Friends tour. And I have some questions about this. Uh, Modi on Instagram, M-O-D-I. Now that guy, he would always say to me, John, everybody on the Stuttering John Friends tour has become famous. You already, everybody... Except me! Alright, so this guy Modi, according to John, is complaining to John like, why aren't I famous when everyone else, so he's saying the first off,

Artie Lang wasn't famous so people saw him on the Sudaring John in front of comedy tour. They were famous before the tour existed. Artie Lang was famous long before he ever went on Howard Stern. You're right. He was in movies on Mad TV. I don't know what he's talking about. Or had nothing to do with it. Didn't Jim Norton tour with dice to

that was his big break. Yeah, because that was his big break. Great. So not the starting John coming. No, no, no, no. It was very he opened for dice.

And then dice brought him on to open Anthony. And that's how he met those guys That's that's now if John hit that story. He would never shut up about it. I guarantee you that Yeah, so first off He's trying to say that his tours to what made him famous because Modi goes hug me We're under tour because famous like you're famous already famous like well both of the people are famous for other reasons that Senator John's company tour we can all agree on that. But also, there's no way Modi wouldn't say something

like this, right? When am I gonna get famous, John, you promised. What a fucking weird thing to say. Why did I jook you off? You said I'd get famous. But literally what John just said is that he's famous as a stand-up comic, which is the opposite of the truth. John is famous as a stand up.

That's what he just said. He's like, oh yeah, you know the Southern Janet France comic tour. I'm famous now. Artis famous now. One of his better jokes actually. That would be a good joke. And Artis took it over and I was driving it. Putting power.

All right. At the very end, he's talking about he's got a great guest lined up for next weekend on beer on the balcony. Should be happening right now, actually. And he starts a name dropping. And the way name drops is so icky to me. I've been, and even, you know, I've been Instagramming with Andrew Dice Clay who's a friend of mine and you know You know and Lisa lamp and now Lee who's a friend of mine You better get your hopes up. He's been

Instagramming with dice Yeah, this like someone is a close friend of yours is a grabbing with them. I Yeah, this looks like someone is a close friend of yours is a grabbing with them. I liked all his photos. Yeah, I put an app mentioned about him and a photo I uploaded. Okay, that's neat. It's that and the amount of money that he makes like I like, I'm not that type of person, but any chance he gets if he will

drop a large sum as to how much he could get her, how much he's going to get her how much he did get Oh I remember when the money focused on the pandemic hit remember he was talking about that gig in Japan That was gonna pay him I think it was 10 grand maybe was 15 10 grand and never you like to use a lot Talking about his money is in his like top five go to it's Howard Sterns and asshole Jaylin was amazing and how much money he gets yeah and you pointed the top before yeah that that Japanese show that he was gonna have though like spinal tap is big in Japan but not suffering John like there's certain things that do get over to Japan but suffering John is not one of them there's no way

someone's hiring him to do a stand-up gig over there. Does he make sense? Hey, you 10,000 yen John song. Maybe it maybe it was the currency that he wasn't understanding so much I'm just saying on that works Hey, Brian, if you got a second I have some more Opie parody songs that we're going to play. Absolutely. If you want to check these out.

Okay, cool. Sure. So we already played the first batch. This is the second batch and we're going to start out with ferret number 2154 in the discord. And to answer your question, you sent me an154 in the discord. And to answer your question, you sent me an email, sending this in. I would love to do a show in Austin sometime.

Hopefully we'll get out there. But Nashville's close to Austin, right? It's a show in the high. It's probably pretty easy to get there. Come to Nashville, May 14th, w-a-t-p-p-live.com be available on Tuesday. This is fair itret 2154 submission. Parker, on the side of the road, waiting here like the other jodes. My cohost was named Anthony.

My other jokes. My co-host was named Anthony. Now my co-host is now the doggy. Don't want to pay for parking no more. Like they just start another Twitter war. Don't want to pay for parking no more. Give me stars. I like how he counted it in. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's precision. The bass line down there. I thought he was gonna build on that. I wanted to hear like a pitch play, but at the beginning. Me, me, me, me. Good one. All right, fun stuff.

All right, this next one is... I guess you're familiar with the song, This Charming Man by The Smiths? No. Brian Smiths, Fanny, Meenie there. Alright, let's see how far we can get to this one because I wasn't familiar with the song. This is from Jeff Geiger, who sent this one in. Music

Folder camera out on a car, lay on the can But did leave serious on good terms Now live streams from a car This brought the mind Why don't we code in a studio One of very nice bars that open near Broadway I'm on Facebook tonight. On the lookout for the street sweeper. All right, I'll put the borrower toy about Morrissey.

You guys want to be on that? Yeah. I'm sure that was really funny. Very well. So distracted by the melody. It's the way Morrissey sings songs. So distracted by the melody. It's the way more is he sings songs. So weird. This next one came in from principled uncertainty and this was like three minutes long. I edited it down. This is just the second verse. I thought this was

the best one. The most hated blood folks. Kimmy love the trans. Repeat this bully the rock. I feel in the grove on the can. That was like multiple verses of that oh it went up forever I get the whole song the whole song with all like the long pauses in between with just the musical interludes Yeah, it's called a car of the unfunny one This next one came in from trucker Andy and

That's the one, K-Vad, from Trucker Andy. And this is based on a Phil Collins song. Yes, I call this one in your hair tonight. Okay. Well, let's see. Now, should I ask you before we play this or after who sang this? No, I sang it. This is you, okay.

I could tell it was you or your brother. Joe, Joe helped me produce it. He's my producer, but this is my fault. Oh, I remember an article in Vanity Fair. It said that protein helps stimulate the growth of hair. When there's so much protein in my semen You left serious accent, it came as a surprise. You got fired from your show, your hair doesn't grow, it's all just a pack of lies. You can feel me coming in your hair tonight, OP. You've been doing radio for your whole life, O.P. And you can feel me coming in your hair tonight, O.P.

You've been doing radio for your whole life, O.P. And you can feel me coming for your whole life. OP. OP. All right, I'm going to make a prediction. You have the idea for the chorus, and then he said, okay, we got to figure out a structure of this. Yeah, because you couldn't pick the song with a longer introduction and more space to be doing lyrics.

Why not start on your crazy diamonds? You know what? I said, I said you're the wrong one because I had like, I trimmed out that second half and then I said you're the wrong man. You didn't matter. This was take eight. Yeah. Well, we're the to get to the job.

Good work, Joe. Yeah. Thank you, Joe. Um, last one I have, this one comes in from Dave from Canada, who won the Suddening John parody contest. I'm not saying anything. Doesn't mean he's, everything's a winner by any means, but this is called W-A-T-P-O-T-U-S-A. And the song is Ope.

Ope's it's alone, he seems out of luck. Parking on the streets, just a save a couple bucks. Meter made, asked him what he's doing. Fire from his job, taking pictures of Guy's poo in he's oh, he's oh, he'll leave his car he's oh, he's oh, he's oh Ben from Gavharts My name is Greg, also known as OP

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God that's fun that's good stuff. That's pretty strong. Yeah,'s a pretty strong one. Now I said that that was the last one and Kurt Fletcher started going apeshit the chat. I know. Now if it's last one, that's it. Apparently there's another one. Now I am playing this site on scene because I have not heard this one yet. This is called the Fresh Prince of Podcasts. Coming in from Kriple. Now, before we all start skipping ahead 30 seconds or 50 seconds at a time, well, it's you remember that his first two submissions into this contest are both very strong. Maybe there were three. Now, I think he's put a lot of what have we done today? All right, moving on. Oh, Jesus times out the affiliates. The cheesers. Now this is a story all about how Ops Life got flipped turned into a clown. It'll take just a minute if you even care.

I'll tell you how Ops came in on in podcaster without hair. Out in Long Island, he was raised spinning records at night how he got paid. Got an OJ song he thought was cool. She'd up with Ant, got a house with a pool, and a couple of years, they was hot. Moved to New York, the biggest radio spot. They brought in Jimmy, and they was there to be the greatest radio show on the air. Ope got married and became a dad. After a while, shit went bad.

Bams sloppy second whispered in his ears, come on, Ope you should get out of here. And it got fired and OPB moved on. Till he took his camera in the bathroom. That was wrong. Whist for a cab and when it came near, he said, hey, can I record a podcast in here? If anything, I could say that OPB was rare, but he's just an O-N-Podcaster without hair. Pull up to the spot about seven or eight knee,

all that the meter made. Hi, doggy! And the dashboard he was finally there to be a known in podcaster without hair. All right, it's fun. Great. All of these pretty decent. Yeah, all of these entries have one thing in common there, all funnier than Opie. It's a good boy. Not enough coming in hair, but those are, we were right.

Okay. Those are not the terms for this. It's not to be funnier than OP. If that's not what we're going for. But yes, there are still moments funnier than OP. I agree with you on that. Oh, speaking of Sarah Silverman being funnier,

we have to talk about the March badness results because our first round is in. So I want to go through. We are now in the second round. You can go and want to go through. We are now in the second round. You can go and vote on who's the worst podcast the second round. But before I do that, since we have Brian here, I wanted to play to catch a dabbler with Brian. Do you want to play a log with us? Sure. All right. This, well, I don't have to say the name of the game. He says it eight times on this audio track. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a

dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? Now I am. This is kind of my celebratory, you know, shows like where I have everybody on who contributed including yourself because it really is. I think everybody really pitched in and did what they could and I dedicated this podcast for just this one simple reason of taking down the dough to hard and getting Joe Biden elected. So, to catch a dabbler, what did John say next? Here are your choices.

A. It's time for me to get the respect I deserve. B. I'm not patting myself on the back, but I'm thanking all the people like you. 3. I'm just waiting for a call from CNN to be a panelist. 4. If you want to thank me, paypal.me slash John Melinda's Inc. E. Mission Accomplished. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back.

I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back. I'm gonna put it in the back.

I'm gonna put it in the back. I'll go E the last one Producer Chris I'm gonna go with the first one respect. Okay Brian. Wow. We got everyone's always by Brian. What do you think? Yeah, I agree with you Carl. I'm gonna go be I think that's a very passive aggressive way of congratulating himself All right. Let's find out if we can catch a dabler together, Brian. To catch a dabler. This is kind of my celebratory show is like where I have

everybody on who contributed, including yourself, because it really is. I think everybody really pitched in and did what they could and I dedicated this podcast for just this one simple reason of taking down the doughtart and getting Joe Biden elected. So, you know, I'm not patting just, I'm not patting myself in the back, but I'm thanking all the people like you Me Be sure to come back next week to find out if you are Man enough to catch a

Dabler well, I could tell you who's man up to catch a dab or that would be myself Brian Johnson From we did it tell him Steve Dave Brian thanks so much for coming on also would you kindly somehow survived on compound media even with all the cancellations going on the mess But you're still on there with our buddy E-rock good friend of the show And we appreciate you coming on here. What's going on on on Steve Day these days? Pretty much a lot of Patreon type stuff. We dress up like KISS. We talk about KISS albums. We, the other day, one of our buddies had a baby, so we had a whole show about like how much we know about babies, which it turned out was not that

much. We tried to, we tried to just do some fun shit. Which kiss character, Rio. Oh, I'm Jean. Good, all right, good. I was gonna judge you a few. Demon. Yeah, I was like Peter. Yeah, exactly.

That's the one that everyone does. Like Peter Chris, you're like, you're not that cool, the cat. Gonna be honest with you. Awesome. When people should definitely check that out, tell them Steve Dave and the Patreon is what? Patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave. That makes sense. Very good. Awesome. Well, thank you, buddy. Thanks boys. Appreciate the support. We appreciate your time today.

Cool. Take it easy guys. Talk to you soon. So, right. All right. So, what does that mean? Oh,, we gotta go through the March badness results. What is that? I don't even know what you're talking about. Well then let me pull it up. I'll pull it up on the big screen. So you can see what? You will carl explain it to you.

Yeah, carl explain it to you, isn't it? Because it's March madness time that the basketball tournament, we have our own tournament going on. People can go on and vote for. There's a link on my Twitter. I put the links in the show descriptions. All right. So the first round, Alex Jones versus Ash of the fat lip. Fat lip goes through the next round. Good. Wow. Fat Ash. The upsets start early. Nikki Glazer podcast versus the Jack that review show. Oh my gosh, I don't know if this is that much of a surprise. All right, the next one was OP radio versus the recon podcast.

Can you remember the recon podcast right? Unfortunately, yeah, wow, that was a bit of a blowout as I hope you won 107 votes to 13. Babble, babble, babble. What ever. Whatever. Okay, very good. The next one was the financial feminist versus the Cinem massacre podcast. Financial feminists with a huge win. They're good.

I like that. She sucks. Yeah. David Chuck the freak versus man cow, man cow taken down. Dave and Chuck the freak versus Man Cow, Man Cow taking down Dave and Chuck the freak, talk show versus call her daddy. That was a close one. Call her daddy squeezes through to the next round.

I don't even know if they cover the spread on that one. Then we got, oh, God. Annie. Oh, I was just gonna say, I wish there was like betting for this because I would have picked all these to move on. We should set up betting for this. Yeah. I don't know why there isn't betting for this. I'm sure if my sister to move on. We should set a batting for this. Yeah.

I don't know why there isn't batting for this. I'm sure if my sister-in-law is listening right now, I'm sure she could pull something together for us. So we can bat on this next round. Because you can't see the vote totals. I can't even see the vote totals until it's over. Okay. Godzilla versus podcast zero versus Tiger Belly.

Tiger Belly wins that one by one vote. Woo! As close as it gets. Stuttering John versus Yo is this race is stuttering John in a landslide. Good to see that. Howard Stern versus Sarah Silverman. This was an interesting matchup

because what you have here is people have been there before, the experience of Howard Stern. Yeah. But maybe you're too slow, maybe you're off your game, maybe you've been around a little bit too long. Well, apparently that's the case. Sarah Silverman wins 95 to 23. Sarah Silverman's on to the next round. Obviously, these versus Bert Kast. Bert Kast takes that one. Comedy pot pie versus the Jerry Banfield show. Jerry Banfield going through the morning toast versus two bears one cave gosh I I know for a fact that I I picked the morning

toast on this one but two bears one cave is the winner no fat and semen retention versus Tom Myers versus the rest of the world top Myers I can't leave anyone voted anything other than Tom Myers I think he's the favorite to win at all. How did this get made versus best modeling tips? How did this get made goes through the Bubba army versus free beer and hot wings? Here's an upset, free beer and hot wings wins by two votes, 56 to 54.

I might've got that one wrong. Every vote counts people, every vote, get out and vote. And then finally, scorches sloppy seconds versus the briefcase patty seecups patty seecups wins that one easily. And now he's on to match up with free beer and hot wings. So why was that exciting? Yeah. This is gonna be a knockdown drag out round. I'm gonna have to get like professional broadcasters when we get to the like the semials and the finals to go through and talk about this. Jim Nance is gonna come on.

It's been a long month of March badness. And here we are, Carl's basement. All right, guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. Not yet. We still remember the favorite part of the show. I fell for it. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team.

The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team. This is the part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing on next week's Who Are These Podcasts. Here is an example of what you'll hear when you tune in next week. If there was some way that we could capture farts and somehow turn them into protein.

Huh. No, I don't know, but I don't feel like it's that far off. Okay. Into burgers. Yeah. So you have fart burgers. Right. I mean, no, it might take some getting used to. Six. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But if we ate fart burgers instead of cows, I don't understand why that's so funny. Yeah, I don't either. This is a show called Mom Swipes Left, a suggestion from Adam Thoreau.

It could have been cringe of the week, but after I heard that, I said, we should probably just dedicate an episode To this one apparently it's come town for moms How is it? It sounds like my eight-year-old nephew hanging out with his friends. Oh, yeah You know they eat far too again It hurts fight burgers in the bathroom diarrhea that girl at school that like he's far too You eat fight burgers in the bathroom.

Oh boy. So now, Andy, what have we done? I don't know. Ha ha ha ha. For a bit in Fruchus, Julia Fox, Nikki Tacash, Alex Cooper was in the mix. This Alexis Neyers was in the mix. We talked about some OP song parodies that came in. Patrick Michaels,

Hake, Ann Euphoria, Brian Johnson, Tellams, Steve Dave came on to talk about Sittering John's lawsuit with Sirius, Tommy from MSCS Media, John's beer on the balcony episode, which is amazing. People should sign up for beer on the balcony, give John money. Totally is earning it over there. No, he's earning it, Andy. Obviously. So yeah, I guess we've now officially done it all. All right. Thank you.

Anything that you want to promote, Andy? Yeah, no, I can't. I can't know I was gonna ask that. Yeah. Producer Chris, you're on cab, right? I think you want to promote. I was gonna promote what he promoted and he did. The Nashville show, what are they talking about?

Hey, Nashville, May 14th. Please make plans. We have the show one to three thirty at the city winery. It's an awesome venue. We're going to do a VIP meet and greet afterwards. And then we're still trying to work on a comedy show that evening. So stay tuned for that. But please start making your plans to travel to Nashville in May. Hang out with me. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Now, let me have one live show under our belts. I feel like I understand how to run it better now.

And then you go and add video. And now we're gonna add video. It's gonna be a clusterfuck. But either way, it's an experience, right? Yeah, all right. I'm just gonna bring my super eight just in case. Good idea. Yeah back up Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts?

Sleep well every bonus Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Boring. That's fascinating. Please, go off. That's good, bro. Thanks a lot, Carl. No one told me that we're gonna be both.

Who gets a share, who gets a fuck? And that's the way it goes. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. Regarding our king and the sting and the wing episode, we go to the subreddit. Stoic yet delusional opines. As a rubber dick and bag slapper, I loved it. As a part time homeless cat, I would I loved it. As a part-time homeless cat,

I would like to have seen more Shaw bashing. Fudgecle 2018. Chris Delio always looks like a DUI mugshot. Turbo 7049 piles on. He looks like body odor personified. Lawyers guns and money chimes in with. West Coast comedian podcasts are absolute dog shit. No organization for 65. Shobb is nearly at the point where he could have a weekly segment like Stuttering John and Opie, that amount of purestupidity and cringes that comes out of him on a regularly basis is insane. Gamarin K.Y.

Last week I got hammered and went to a friend's house to keep on drinking. He put on Chris Delia's stand-up special special. Wasn't funny even when I was that wasted. The Phantom Dennis. You need to find new friends. Gavastin you bastard, right? Wow, I could only handle a few minutes. I would be bored stiff if these guys were sitting at a table next to me talking about this shit and they thought those was good enough to put out for the whole world to see in here. Ralph Mollman Mellish asks the obvious, so the correct answer is there are more wheels than doors, right? At least that was correct until Russia destroyed the Antonov 225. Instanite me insists, crows, crows every episode. That is all. And type OK okay plays us out with not every episode can be gold Why you put that in that new is every not a year is like a big goals a great episode

Totally disagree with that that was fun All right, let's play some Voice-mails because I don't see any review girls in the discord today So I guess we'll save up the reviews for next time fresh bitch Yeah, hey Carl my name is Brian and I just wanted to say fuck you. I'm a cool guy and Yeah, fuck you Carl. I triggered some Brian's last week because they were doing that bit We're like you knew a, dude shut the fuck up. How could you possibly know Kathy?

There's no, there's no kissing Kathy. So I was like, yeah, Brian, which was actually a couple, because I was saying I'm dumb that is. Yeah. But that every person they Brian's like, Oh, Carl's fucking hates me. I might, but I barely even know you. I know you.

I know you. I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk. Guys, Paco called them. So, Carlos is Paco. I just want to give you a heads up, man. I gave you a shout out of my podcast. Ooh, it's called Yeah, About That. And I don't mean to overwhelm you, but I have a massive reach of over 50 more subscribers on YouTube. So you might get a huge bump in numbers. reach of over 50 more subscribers on YouTube so you might get a huge bump in numbers. Okay. Fiking numbers or whatever.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, daughter. Not bad. You know, I'll send you the clip so you can see it, dude. I even wore your shirt, daughter. Yeah. Who are these fighters? You know what I'm saying, man?

Tyra, bro. Tyra, bro. I'm very tired today. Okay, now see what it is. All right, so Paco did give us a shout out. I'm gonna play it for everybody. Now this is from his podcast. And this is near the end of this episode.

Okay, all right, so you know what? Shout out next time. Shout out to Paco. Shout out to who are these podcasts? I'm doing shameless plugs. Because Jay's doing shameless plugs. I'm doing shameless plugs because James doing shameless plugs. I'm not a feel-the-getting with who are these podcasts. I just want to send them a shout out. Yeah.

Just so yeah, you know what time it is. And, um... All right, thank you very much, Paco, on Yeah About That, the Yeah About That podcast, giving us a shout out. I'll check it out. You know what that reminds me of when I was on Anthony Kumi of the first time, he asked me about how we came up with the concept of the show. And I said, you know, I was he, Jack Tober, but also the no agenda show.

And I gave them a plug on an answer. So I just, I just shot a note to, uh, John C. Davorick and Adam Curry, just say, Hey, just see no, you know, I promoted your show. Send them the clip. And John C. Davorick wrote back a plug as a plug to John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry just saying, hey, just see you know, I promoted your show, sent them the clip. And John C. Dvorak wrote back, a plug is a plug is a plug. So there you go, Paco. Plug is a plug is a plug.

Much appreciated at all times. Oh, he's good. Oh, then he called back. He says he can't come to the show because he's a short haul trucker, is that make sense? Yes. So he delivered soda. He said he wouldn't say whether it was Coke or Pepsi,

but he's a delivery driver for one of those two things, which Andy I think could relate to. Mm-hmm. Nope. Cause he wasn't sure if it was Coke or Pepsi either. He's kind of out of it. But anyway, so Paco says he can't come to Nashville. He doesn't like to leave his state to which I say,

there's people who don't even drive for a living, he would drive into Nashville, you fucker. Yeah, get there, it's your problem. Here's short haul, you should be able to make it. Listen, if Paco can't make it, maybe we just can't do the whole thing. I know, fuck it. Right?

I'm out. Seriously, I don't know if Shoei's gonna come if we can't get Paco there. What are we gonna have, just Dr. Steve? Just being a Dr. Steve. One of the review girls but not even the good one. All right. This person called in to drop some deets on D'Aliah. Yo Carl, in regards to your inquiry at Chris D'Aliah is is co-cat. He is a self-admitted straight

edger. I don't even know if the man would say, ask me if he has a headache. So that being said, everything that he allegedly did with those young girls, he did it sober, bone sober. So he or just was right, even on a comedian, he's a bonafide, great-a sociopath who can make young girls chuckle every now and then. Alright, cause it moves. How are I? Alright, well thank you for the clarification there, sir. Thank you, AST. That's the president of the Crystallia fan club.

Colleague into the show. Carl, you stupid gay piece of shit. Oh, I should mention who this is. This person called in a couple of times. This is VixX boyfriend who took the Cal Bikini photo and kept it in a bag full of sour milk. Carl, you stupid gay piece of shit. You're going to put a big ugly face on the fucking internet.

Are you out of your fucking mind? That dumb horse is good for one thing and one thing only in that's about from the belly button up to about just the buffer clavicle. OK, so if we see some throw, whatever. But if you ever put it on camera again, or your fucking face is visible, I'm going to come to fucking Rochester

I'm gonna take you wipe out to a nice dinner and I'm gonna make her I'm gonna show what a real man is Okay, fuck you Carl don't ever show big ugly face again So first I thought that was just someone being rude and said I didn't know who that was and then he called back again a clarified Hey Carl, it's the calphotographer we met in uh... tampa albeit the natural life shows selling uh... uh... print of vix calphoto uh... i have lots of other calphotos but uh... i never released them on your feet the bikini is like a perverse to veneer

and kept it so i can put other bitches in it and humiliate them. So, Vick's a weirdo, she's a horse, she's a dumb slut, but she's got a great tip. So, if you want to buy one, I'll pick in $10 a print, you can harass her later for signature. You'll find yourself. All right, well, let me interesting. So, I guess someone's gonna be studying more autographs than we will be at this show. Actually the first call, why is he threatening you with taking Gen out to dinner? Who knows? Can I go?

Millennial Matt called it a bunch of times. His phone connection wasn't great. I'll play this one, but we need to step it up on the phone connection. Oh, the work that goes into pulling a bunch of clips of boopies, doing the Billy Joel bit, like Carl, but you and I have the same kind of taste, all right? We love terrible things, right? So I love Billy Joel, okay? Holy fuck, that was great, dude. I don't know if it's the best one yet, but it's definitely taking the most effort and that counts for something, so call me back. I don't know, that would call Billy Chul, a terrible thing, guys. Written some good dudes. Pretty good other kid. Not across the board.

Yeah, I agree, that was really well done done there's a lot of work that went into that hey and Tom Myers restaurant is like like the US health care system but because they both had a jack rusal terrier pumping their leg and and the jack russell that has bladder issues and trump bad don't call it. Yeah. The problem was there was like too much charisma. It was like out of that. Like literally there's too much charisma to be top-mire. It's about too brief.

I see what you're going for there. People know that I fan of Star Wars. And that I prefer Star Wars. I would they know that. And that I prefer Star Wars over Star Trek. Apparently not everyone agrees with us. Mr. Carl, so this is listening to episode and you said that Star Wars is better than Star Trek. It's like your show's such a dick dude, seriously.

One episode of Star Trek, the next generation, makes every Star Wars character look like a faggot I Hope you flip your car into a ravine It's a fucking space soap. Yeah, starting a generation of space soap opera my sister used to watch it You talking about close Fuck talking about ravine That I hear it. What the fuck talking about? Reveean. That's all you picked up on.

Flip his car. Hey, you can make that happen. I could produce that. All right. Someone calling in about the March badness brackets. Hey, Colin Sergio from Providence here. Colin about March badness and really bummed out that Maddox lost for the first round. You can't even get good talking. Yeah. I'm calling it right

now upset of the century. I think that Ash is going to be OP next week and break everyone's brackets. I think it's going to be fucking upset. I think you're going to make it really a deep swan one for championship. We'll see wow calling the ash upset It that's interesting. Let's see how far she can roll in this one She's out of rolls. She's eating her rolls. She has rolls. She's mostly rolls All right the I'm making paper as a jealous with my love for Paco. I don't You kidding me you never forget your first love. No kind. You never forgot. You never forget your first review girl.

I tell you what, whoever comes to the live show is the new favorite. You're both saying you might not come now. It's more like, where's CJ then? They haven't heard from him. Cripple Jesus. Detroit, I don't know. Strip Club, poker day, poker day, yeah.

All right, this is the last voicemail. And this person really wants to see photos of the review girls. More photos. It was not enough photos of the review girls. Hey, Carl. This is Carlos or whatever, fuck you. Anyway, you have played onboy's film a few weeks ago I'm a little upset about it. You know

Anyway, I as recompense. I think I need nude review girl photos preferably cart of electric and I want full but all Full but all you know what to do all Alright, Cardiff, what do you say? You ready to show your asshole on the internet? Have you graduated to that part of your internet fame? Who does partial butthole? He did partial butthole. Side butthole. You do that.

Side butthole. Side butthole. Side butthole. Alright, this has been a lot of fun guys, but you know what they say. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes?

Oh wow! That was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye!