Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep305 - Mom Swipes Left

Episode Date: April 3, 2022

Is there anything that's more played out than the "naughty mom" bit? Listen to two 40-somethings laugh about getting their period and saying the word "vibrator." Great stuff ladies, grab me a beer when you and your friend are done pretending to be podcasters. This week Cros and Branden from Shitty Song of the Week join the show to discuss tampons, Stuttering John drinking himself into the hospital, Opie's new Jada Pinkett jokes, the Opie song parody finalists, Patty C Cups vs. Jamarmalaid, Free Water, Stuttering John's new copywritten podcast, and an update on the March Badness tournament.  We're live in Nashville on May 14th, get tickets: https://bit.ly/watp-nashville Vote on March Badness: https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/Er6ciUrlct  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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going to do an hour and a half long meet and greet with booze and appetizers. And that is almost sold out already. So definitely go and check that out. Today will be encouraging and listeners gives a five star view and Apple podcasts and then shit over is in the comment section. We'll be reviewing a show called mom Swipes Left. This was a suggestion from Adam Thoreau. We have both listened separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Carol and Jen. Hosted is a strong word. Two women who try really hard to have personalities.

And I'll just give you a kind of how the show starts off here. You've landed on mom's swipes left. A podcast with two middle-aged women, one of whom is on day 12 of her period. That's terrific. That's terrific. So it starts off with really good jokes. Yeah. And they continue throughout the entire episode. Kros, what did you pick up on this show? Yeah, my, they're mercifully short at about 30, 40 minutes. So my plan was to listen to a bunch of them. Boy, oh boy, that evaporated about two seconds into the first one I listened to.

Number one was that introduced in the show. And welcome back to Mom's Wipes. Left. This is episode 160. I'm your host, Jen. What? You said, I'm your host. I'm your host, Jen. I'm your host, Carol. I'm your host.

Like it's one word. I'm your host. We got a lot to cover this week. You keep saying that. Do I feel like I don't have that much? And that, uh, that plays out. Yes. These are two people would not much to say.

Well, they do for some reason try to have some type of show format. Yes. Yeah, there are a lot of recurring bits. Yes. And I have to tell you, uh, the, uh, the recurring bits, I'm not a huge fan of. So there's, uh, there's this one that starts off in the beginning of the show. Shitless grievances, have you any?

I have a Shitless. You do. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm right. Mm-hmm.

My Shitless is that Voloda Mara. Is that how you say his name? I didn't add that, fart noise. Yeah. These ladies have great sounders on the show. No, I didn't add that far enough. Yeah, these ladies have great sounders on their show get ready for the whole airity Because they're gonna talk about their shellless and grievances. Oh This is gonna be good

one of the grievances they have is the one lady thought that Zelensky yeah familiar with this guy? He heard of him, yeah. Yeah. So she thought he had a very feminine voice. And I was like, you know, he has a very feminine voice. And I was like, honestly, I thought it was a woman. Very much. Madam Speaker, members of the Congress, ladies and gentlemen, Americans, friends.

I'm proud to greet you from Ukraine, from... Well, it turns out that was his translator. Are you not? Why am I getting dumber by the fucking day? So I hate to say this, I don't normally say this, but maybe too much production that kind of gave away the joke there, because it was very obvious that that was a translator. You could hear him speaking Ukrainian in the background. And so it was kind of just, oh, okay, I got it. You just wanted to say that.

Now here's an example of not enough production. So they teeter back and forth between the two. Next up. Notable news. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Sorry, Crosis Falligas sleep. I just had to play that real quick to get everybody going again. Oh, hey get the blood flowing again The notable news segment that I listen to a number 11 it had a nice little nice little zang on the pitch there Now we got notable news bitch Notable news, notable news See baby

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Holy fucking Christ. All right, so let's get into some of the topics of conversation that they get into. And one of them is apparently Mike Tyson has gotten to the cannabis business. And so they want to talk about that. I got something, you know, Mike Tyson is selling ear shaped cannabis infused edibles called Mike Bites.

That's beautiful. Check out these. Oh my God. They're shaped like tiny ears with a bite taken out of them. Oh my God. That's brilliant. It really is. And it's been two decades.

How's it really? Can you believe it? No, there are probably people who don't even get the joke. You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. Like, so they bring these topics of conversation or news stories and then they add nothing to them. They're not witty. They don't have like a take or anything.

Crow, do you see that Will Smith resigned from the motion picture? Oh, it's true. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, he resigned. Yeah, end of bet. Thank you.

Thank you. We'll be here a week. So not only do they not have anything to add to a new store, which is the only point of bringing it up Okay, do you have a take on it? Do you have something you want to say is there joke something? Not only do they not do that they also don't even know what the fuck they're talking about Remember he was married to It's not Whitney Houston is it? No, it's um Fuck I cannot remember him Oprah Winfrey? Lena Horne? Robin Gibbons?

Wasn't Robin Gibbons in Entertainment Tonight? Or that's incredible? No, she wasn't in any of those things. Oh really? Well, how do I know her? Head of the class? Oh my god. I don't even know what that is. Everyone pretend podcasting is boring.

Oh, fuck. So, they're talking about, who is Mike Tyson Merrittu, Whitney Houston, Oprah Winfrey, are these jokes? Are they just that retarded? Because honestly, I listened to, I don't have a this, and I don't know the difference. When do we get to eat the gummies?

If it will be no gummies for you, say it. When you're eating dinner with your grandparents, and they're trying to tell you about a movie from 1956, but they don't know what it was about or who it was in that or what you don't even mean. They're not even sure if they what it was about or who it was in there or what, you know what I mean? They're not even sure if they liked it or not. Yeah, but why'd you bring it up, Chris? They're trying to get it going, and it's just like,

oh, what the fuck? So then they go through all their prepared stories that they have, and then they, like, 25 minutes in, they're out of it. That's all I got. We might just have to riff. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's funny that both you and and I thought who crusty.

When listening to these two try to be entertaining. I wanted to add it to every clip. Yeah! Oh! So, so they decide, they decided it's time to just riff. Oh boy. Crud, something I know you enjoy doing. I love it.

Just riffing. Now we're just gonna riff. Wait. But you still have more? Mm-hmm. Well maybe we just chat chat. Let's just chat chat. Let's just chat chat.

Why? Because it's nice to chat and cut you up. I feel like I haven't talked to you forever. Well, if you wanna just chat chat, let's chat. How was your day? It was not great. Why? Because I am desperately hungover.

Oh, my, my, my, it hurts. Very bit of me hurts. This is going great. First of all, you ladies can shit shit whenever you want. It's not a show. Yeah. Secondly, she was, what do you want to talk about? She had brought up, she was hung over multiple times already.

So basically, this is the dynamic that we have here. Jen is a single mother. And Carol is happily married and likes to drink a lot. Yeah. So that's the fun dynamic they have going on between the two of them. The sign of a happy marriage, by the way, when your wife has to consistently just stay drunk all the time, things are going great. Well, I got to tell you, I'm not a fan of Carol's answer to this question about, so they

were talking about pouring grease down the drain. Okay. And I, you're really not supposed to do that sort of thing. And this is the wrong answer to this question. Wait, do you drain bacon fat down the drain? I don't really cook. What the fuck? That's what your husband's like a doctor. Like, what do you, what do you, what do you roll here?

What are you doing? I stay at home in order to grow up home. Ah, worst answer possible. I would have rather she said, no, no, I'm I'd drawn kittens with it and then I put the kittens down the drain. I would die right. Well, at least she's making bacon for us, Ben.

At least there's that. Yeah. What else do you pick up by Grudge? Uh, can I take it back a little bit? So I listened to an episode from the very beginning of the year, and they opened it up with a fascinating topic. I'm sort of a tiny bit of repetition here, but my number two. I actually thought maybe I have anemia.

Well, you good. You're bleeding like a... That's true, like a... It's stuck egg. That is actually my first shit list. I have... Oh, let's get ready. Let's get ready to that shit list. Give me this. Oh, let's get ready. Let's get ready to it. Shit list, give me this. Oh.

Yeah. That's catchy. So I know I talk about my period and my Perry Manipals a lot on this podcast. So I'm gonna say too much. Yeah. I'm gonna say a little too much. I swear to God, I don't know what the fucking compulsion is

for middle-aged people to sit on the internet and discuss in detail at great length the fucking medical problems. I don't care. I really don't care. And no one else cares either. Like, if you're a symmetrical, it's just great. Talk to your doctor, talk to your family,

talk to your friends. Don't talk to me, I don't fucking care. But she got an IUD and then had a problem with it. Number three. A couple of months of cramping. Then I got past that. And then I was like, why does my vagina stink? No.

Yep. And then she got the IUD removed. And so they took it out, smell one away. I realize now, years later, it was come. Whoa, wait, what? It was calm. The doctor came in, yes. No, it was the fact that before that, I was using condoms. And I had not had jizz in my for so long that I forgot that it makes your pussy stank. Great story, compelling and rich.

We're three minutes in and we were talking about periods cramping and the smell of her husband's come after a day or two. I don't know what the fuck we're doing and I don't know why we're doing it. I looked around and they have like a bunch of social media stuff but like not really. They got to take talk with one video. They have a Twitter and a Facebook they post to constantly like a couple times a week, but they get very little engagement alike in a comment or so a month.

I mean, there's no one listening. No one's giving a shit. There's no reason to do this. And yet these leaders are here every week just cranking out this nonsense for years at a time. Yeah. So can I point out the most recent thing they put out there, they like to do these promos so they don't just put out regular full-length episodes, they want to tease their ones and ones of listeners and the way they do this by putting out this is the entire promo for episode 172. Yeah, a Massachusetts man says he has the answer for those bombed out about gas prices

Rick Madira a fall river has taken to writing what his large dog? His large dog writing letters writing writing How when writing words help with gas prices? words help with gas prices. That's what I thought. This is why I'm talking to you. Be your partner. So I assume that's like a highlight of this episode they're gonna put out.

She's very excited about that. And the thing that I was picking up on is so that's 172 episodes. Like you said, there's a website, there's a sponsor page on the website that has a sponsor from Valentine's Day or something like, ladies ladies it's not happening. They built all this stuff up, you act like your podcasters, you're not.

Nothing's going on. They have animated versions of those previews on YouTube and they all have, and I'm not kidding, a single view. They have one view. They have a single view on YouTube, which is probably the person who uploaded them. For months. For months, months on end of just no one there. And just yelling about your period blood

into the fucking void. And somehow we get on their radar, I'm not sure how, but I was on Drew and Mike this week, and you know, I always tease the episode of work that's coming up this week, and I said, oh, you know, mom swipes left, we're doing, and they ask, are they at least milves? Like, I don't know, and I mean, now I do,

but at the time I had done a lot of research. And so they tweeted at me, Carl from Ed, who are these pod? Ask if we're milfy. I did not. Yeah. Carol's pussy is as tight as a drum if that counts. Yeah, not really. Probably not.

Jen's pussy has not fully prolapsed yet, so there's that. Ha, ha, good one. That's that. Ha ha, good one. That's great. I guess you could say we offer a selection, Carl. Oh my God, I want to fucking... Fucking poo. Like social media's not for you.

Podcasts, things not for you. You talked about not wanting to hear about medical problems, Crouch. Listen to this story, listen to this gem. Yes, please. Coming from our friend Jen. Yeah, sometimes your bubble gets really itchy It's usually worms. I always look under my nails to see if it is

But you know this wasn't a butch that could be satisfied by just kind of squirming around Uh-huh. I had to go in I had to do a deeper dive So absent mindedly because I'm still editing I slip my hand down the back of my pants and I didn't really aim for going under the Underwares it just happened so I had some finger scratching right on a nice like direct Bearbuck and this kid in contact. Itched it satisfied hold my hand out, sweat my hand in front of me to continue editing. And I got this fantastic smell. And what it reminded me of was my favorite shot when I was a kid, Benanz. What a story, Mark. So I wish I could tell you that was the end of the story and everybody moved on. It was not. You're making me upset, call. This goes on for quite a while. And

then there's a big reveal. I don't know if you know about this, but this was not surprising to me in any single way. Well, one thing I do want to remind you, that happened either Monday night or Tuesday night. And then because of the laptop I edit on, I bring into the office and you did touch my keyboard. No, I didn't. This past week, you did, yes. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You came in because you were looking at a report and you went to scroll down because you got mad that you couldn't work a PC and I thought to myself, she doesn't know that she just touched the keyboard that I touched with my butt finger. Don't say shit for a tuncheon. It's not cute. Hey, Croch, guess what? They're the co-workers could you imagine being at this office environment with the two Zady girls

Do a podcast you know they talk about all the time to oh my gosh. I hope you guys can hear my podcast this weekend I'm talking about it. My ass was Did you guys listen to it right because I'd be so embarrassed. Oh wait you didn't oh? Are you never well? I can see these people are like this all the time. Yes This isn't like a front or a personality that are putting on or not playing a character. These are two supremely annoying women

who have found each other somehow and bonded, like fucking chemicals, you know what I mean? It's, could you imagine for five fucking seconds being married to this? No, there's some dude out there with Smelly Seaman who is married to this, and it's like, I can't even fucking imagined it. Yeah, it's pretty bad going back to the Zelensky talk real quick.

They talk about how Peter Schiff complained that Zelensky wasn't wearing a suit when he did the video presentation in front of Congress. That he was just wearing a t-shirt and oh gosh carol she's too much. You know the t-shirt itself is simple you know if he had showed up in a fart loading t-shirt I could understand. What? Like a t-shirt that says fart loading?

I really? You just know what that is. I really don't know what that is. Okay. Oh fart loading like a computer. Yeah. Wow. See you next Tuesday really. You guys don't get it. Okay, oh fart loading like a computer. Yeah

Wow See you next Tuesday really you guys don't get it See see you Next That's funny cuz I bet stucho would laugh at this shit. Oh my god It's so it's so ridiculous like I can't believe it whereas I was stupid t-shirt. That's a life scheme. You'd be like the king of the internet. That would be great.

What was he thinking? Can I take you through a few? This episode I listened to, their big bit was the Google searches that bring people to our webpage. And most of these are single digits, they're acting like, you know, these throngs of masses and hordes of people are coming or like that. Sure. Number six, they introduce the bit and read off the first one.

Number 10, you smell like you farted. Was the search term. Okay. Which at least sure, that makes perfect sense. However, you do talk a lot about how I purport far and what it smells like. That's true. Mm-hmm. Oh my God. And so those are the people finding this somehow

and probably running away as fast as they can, clicking that X as fast as they can. All right, I apologize in advance for this. Number seven, let's start down a journey where they find some Google search and they wanna show it to each other. Real quick. So these women are in their 40s, I think,

is what they say. Sure. And they act like they're in middle school. Some, yeah. And it's weird because Adam Thoreau and he introduced me to this said, it's like Compton for middle-aged women, but it's not.

Compton, those guys are funny and they come up with like, yeah, they're immature, but they come up with like good jokes and good angles on things. They don't have recurring bits and they're not trying so hard to have like a web presence and then to be, it's kind of like anti-compton. Anti-compton, it comes up with very little effort in and it's huge. Yeah.

These women are putting way too much effort in and it's embarrassing. It really is, it truly is. Number eight, snail in pussy What I gotta show you this video is it real snail and a real pussy Hold on I gotta skip the ad in five For fuck oh Jesus. That's a problem porn sites Honest to God. And so none of them can use technology.

She is this thing. She desperately needs to show the co-host. Oh, wait, hold on. All right, next one. All right, let's get to it. All right, get your phone out. Why? I want you to do it.

It's not letting me in. I have a, it's, you have a, those fake, you've got a virus. A bullshit. Is he probably, whatever. You can't get a virus! You've got a virus! A bullshit! Has he probably ticked whatever? You can't get a virus on your phone. So this boomer bullshit if I got this thing, I got to show you, I got to show you, pull out your phone and you look it up and you go to the fucking porn site and you pull it up on your phone and then they fucking find it!

Okay, ready? Now I've got that in my search history. Say, eh! Oh! Describe what you're seeing. Okay, ready now I've got that in my search history Describe what you're seeing a snail's coming out of this lady's pussy Snail oh, I'm sure he's fine. Are you sure? Why is she moaning that can't hurt I can't feel good probably cuz she's trapped in an underground. Oh, maybe cave. Yeah, look at that, buddy.

He goes right, oh, he got big. God, I hated every second of this. And then number 10 is the next search term that they go through. Number seven of our Google search term hits. You're rethrull cancer picks. Why? Why?

What the fuck is going on in this site? What the fuck is going on with these people? Who was looking that up and why are you like, what, I can't fucking take it, dude. This was the worst shit I've ever fucking heard. Also, if I was giving them SEO advice, and I was just letting you know, like things you wanna optimize your website for.

You don't think snail and pussy should be in the meta keyword? I don't think that should be probably in the meta description. You know, maybe put it in as a keyword, but yeah, you're not drawing the right audience to your website even though you think it's what you're doing is really fun and funny and goofy.

It's not. No. I keep thinking there's a creep off crossover that we're doing. Why is that? Because these women are total creeps. I like the way the show ends too. With the longest side you've ever heard. Are we down here?

I think we are. That's a good way to end the show. It's exhausting. No, everyone's not. Everyone is fucking exhausted by this whole thing. All right, so let's go to this episode. We're Carol is, you know, they open it up by saying, she's been on her period for 12 days.

And so one of your favorite things, Kroch. I wasn't gonna play this clip, but I know you're into it. She talks about how bad her period has been this time around. I love that shit. How many boxes of tampons have you gone through? Two. Really? Four? Yeah. That's fascinating. Please go on. Wow. How many tampons you shoving your cunt? I think I've done them like wine. Yeah, you had to bring a red wine today. Where are you thinking? I don't know. That's actually my fetish. Does she talk about preparation, H? No, that really gets better.

We'll get the Centering John in a little bit. Oh, sorry. Don't worry, we'll get there. All right, so then somebody gives them a game to play. You know, like the $10,000 pyramid? Where you say words, and then you have to guess what they're talking about just through single words.

And wow, do they have some fun with that? Oh, God. He smells... Uh... collecting weird things. Um... Things about me? Pretty close. Uh... Um, baloney. My favorite thing? Yeah! things about me. Pretty close.

Bologna, my favorite thing? Yeah! Yes! Yes! So the topic was Jen's favorite things and fucking Bologna is what got her to, oh, now I get, what's with retards and Bologna? It's the child thing. It is, right?

The child thing, yeah. So they're TikTok video, you mentioned there's a TikTok video, like one single one. Yeah, it's got a whole view on it too. Tards and Bologna. It's the child thing. It is, right? The child thing, yeah. So they're TikTok video. You mentioned there's a TikTok video, like one single one. Yeah, it's got a whole view on it too. She tries to eat a Bologna off her face. So she eats a hole in the Bologna

and puts it over her face. So the nose is poking through the hole. And then she has 30 seconds to eat the Bologna. I couldn't watch it. I didn't have to watch a snail climb out of a vagina. Then watch this video is so disgusting. Let's talk about more of these hilarious games with the pyramid. Oh great. High sweet smell and pussy. Wow.

Oh hey, is it nighttime already? Fuck. Oh my gosh. I need to be plugged in. I don't have a big enough charge. Uh, things your bi-braider says? Yes. Yes. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Hahaha. You'll be what came it away. The plug-in? It was the plug-in. Oh, shit. Do they think that just saying vibrator is hilarious? Oh, I guess it is.

All right. He said, I didn't know what. He's really like fart. That's a sex thing. You know what? I have a feeling that these two girls, monster, baby.

Wow. Pretty edgy stuff there, ladies. What? Sex toys. What? It's outrageous. Can you rip my head around this one? Is this legal on the internet? Does this Mark Zuckerberg know about this? Should we alert someone?

It should be alerted immediately. Just Peter Schiff know. All right, Kraj, what else did you pick up? I only got two left, okay? They're both about a minute long, but let's just go with this. Sure. So number 14, the one with kids has dropped off her 19 year old son at college, and then they decide to prank sad son. But I want you to put yourself in the shoes of imagine you're a 19 year old kid and your mom's nasty ass middle-aged friend calls you up and starts talking like this And the way he rolls with it means his this is who these people are his whole life has been a whole fucking string of this Just pull yourself in this kid's fucking reality for five seconds and try not to kill yourself number 14

So now we're going to call him. Yeah, are you ready? I am calling Alan. Hello. Hello. Who's this? Uh, so I am in Labi. Oh, are you mind doing that forever? No. So your mother, she peh me to come up and to suck coke. You just fell. No. This cat trainer. Yeah. So I come up. For what?

To suck coke. Cook. To suck coke. I am paid. I got to get food. In the food? Yeah, he hung up on me. Yeah, he did get a sound of good fucking prank.

And he knew you were. It wasn't funny. He knew immediately who you were and what you were up to. Also, she's never gonna be on a set in her life with that accent. Very offensive. But that bit was so good that they waited five minutes and called him back. And again, put yourself in this fucking reality. You know what's sad about that?

Is I was okay? That didn't work. We'll just edit it out. And they're thought what? So let's keep this going. Yeah, that was so good. Let's milk it. Let's do it again.

Get this kid to invite me up to Sukuk. What's your song like? What kind of accent is that? Sukuk. Get this kid to invite me up to suck. Conley, what kind of accent is that suck? But what even is that? It's your son. It's your fucking, am I weird? Do I not want to hear about people talking about their sons getting fucking, is that weird? Am I on a line here? Yeah, what?

What up? What up? He's probably terrified. Yeah, right. He probably is terrified. Tony. It's fucking am Carol is pretending to want to suck his dick. Creep off nominations. Hello. Hello? Yes. So I am in hub bar and grill. Okay downstairs and I come up. Sure. Okay what?

What is? 422. Okay I am paid so you do not have to worry. What are you coming up for? I suck your cock. That's what I am paid. You want that? Yeah. Okay, I see you soon.

Okay. No! It didn't work. No, you should text him and be like, you're a bad boy! He didn't fall for it. Do you think he knows? No, I think he knows. Actually, he thinks he's got some work are coming up

What a fucking terrible break call he already knows who it is You did the same fucking voice from the same number though like I think he felt for at that time Yeah, they laugh victoriously. Yeah First of all if it worked it means your sons are retarded so that's not a good thing There's a lot of things wrong with yeah, there's nothing good that came out of this Holy shit sorry, I was gonna cut you off and and to what end to what like to what end? Are they gonna be like is this guy's like? Oh, yeah my mom paid for me to get some head? Yeah, come on up like what what the fuck is the point of any of this like not only are you embarrassing yourselves ladies and go ahead But you're embarrassing your fucking children. You know what I mean?

There are probably people who don't even get the joke Yeah, so the notable news thing is one of the big segments on here and they read some kind of like off the wall News stuff. I mean quite frankly. I would have rather than just on this That's pretty much what they're doing is scorches weird news segment and very similarly where they they read it And they have nothing to say about it. So apparently somebody found a box full of human heads outside of Denver. Yeah. All right, and this is them riffing on this.

If I found a box of human heads, what would I do? Right. I mean, I'd probably keep a couple. Ah! You wouldn't? No. Are you for fucking real? I'm sorry. only keep a couple. Ah, you wouldn't? No, I've got a few.

I'm sorry, I don't have an interest in keeping human body parts. I mean, call me crazy, but. Okay, let's find, I guess. Oh, great, yes, anding there on the improv. I'd probably keep a couple of you and ask my right, what would you do? No, that's gross.

Oh, all right. But they do try to keep it coming and keep it going with this improv exercise So you're sitting on the couch in your PJs watching a Netflix show you get a call for me and you take it And I say dude I just find a fucking cardboard box. It's got six goddamn human heads in it box is got six goddamn human heads in it. What would you tell me? First, I would think you're relying to me. I even know it was like no dude, I swear my kids lives.

I get a fucking car and calm. Would you? Absolutely, like, immediately. That's the most exciting thing that's ever happened. Like, what would we do? I don't know. We'd be in our PJs. First of all.

God, they've nothing. What did my college you said I had this? I wouldn't believe you. Okay, but I know what I'm saying though. It's like a hypersonic. Should I get food on the way? Yeah, right. What are you the mood for?

Jesus, fucking Christ. And I'm like, okay, then what do we do? Like, I don't know. I'm wearing my PJs still, right? Cause I was watching Netflix. Maybe I can get you caught up on the show I was watching. What show were you watching? How far are you in at Ozark?

This thing is at the, cause I'll tell ya, what's going on right now. All right, here's the exciting conclusion to this great riff. I love when these two are riff. It's always fun. You don't know which direction they're gonna go. And you'd be like, I wanna take some

and I'd be like, it's not right, Jenny. We need to call the police. And you'd be like, God, you're such a killjoy, Carol. And I'd be like, Jenny, you're such a horrible person. It would be a whole, yeah, wait, but we still be called the police cause I'm not oh, yeah an Animal and we just take one or two. Yeah Okay, it's hilarious the show is hilarious

What the fuck like that was her promise all along She's like if I found a box full. He even has I'm grabbing a couple of those. And she even goes out and explains, she put them in her freezer, how great it all is. And then that was like the exciting joke at the end, too, okay, so then what do we do? I'm gonna grab a couple, we'll go, please. But I'm gonna grab a couple of human heads. Nate, okay, cool.

Weird news. Yeah, it's really, make a ball out of it. Play soccer with it. Put it on a hike and find your house as a warning to trick-or-treaters. I don't know do something Get someone to go down you for the first time in 25 years. There you go That would be fun, right? Put a hand on it. Smelly fucking pussy. Yeah, your gross Smelly pussy with your husband's coming and maybe grab one of these fucking human heads and they can suck you off for a couple minutes Good times good good times.

Just a thought. There are probably people who don't even get the joke. Yeah, I would agree. I don't think I'll see what I talk about from this show. I mean, all right, I'll spare you the clip, but one of the big news story from the one I listened to was about Wombat Poop, and they read a long article about Wombat Poop who was fucking fascinating.

Great. But hit number five, because I just like when people are stupid. I feel like the easy, what's the, okay, just help me. If, wow, I can't even say, try on it. The simplest solution is always usually the right one. Oxam's razor. Thank you. Yeah.

Stop it! Yo, stop it! There's no such thing as oxam's razor. Thank you. Yeah. Stop it, yo, stop it! Stop it! There's no such thing as oxom's razor. And the phrase always usually is kind of so fact. I mean, whatever, whatever. Podcasting isn't for everyone. Exactly. You know, it makes it even tougher

when you don't have a show format and you think you're just gonna get together with your girlfriend from work and riff for 45 minutes? And there is, anything that goes out in this, I'm not gonna say that this is one of these shows that there's a microphone in the middle of the room and they're making drinks and they're talking to each other. Yeah, well, and they have professional graphic design.

I mean, the one woman is a graphic design. Oh, okay, well, that's nice. So there you go. That's awesome, man. Yeah, Shamestop. Yeah. Yeah, there's a bunch of effort that goes into it and why, the whole premise is flawed.

Everything about this is flawed. You too as human beings are deeply, deeply flawed. You know what, they're kind of, I'll give them this. They haven't given up yet for some reason. Yeah. I don't know why. You know, they're following where people on tour than are following them.

It's not working. I think it's something to do. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a hobby. It's a polling night. Yeah, they have, they're following where people on tour than are following them. It's not working. I think it's something to do. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's a hobby. It's bowling night. Yeah, every, you know, every Thursday we get together and we drink some wine and we podge. Well, okay. Hold on a second.

So I'm with you to some degree. Yeah. Now, let's say that you and I were on a bowling team team. Yeah. Okay. And we're not the best bowling team. We're, maybe we're not even the worst. Maybe there's like two teams that are worse than us.

Yeah. You know, they're mostly meant to be handicapped adults, but we encourage them to get out and end up the bowl from time to time. And what I do is I show up with professional jerseys for us to wear. And I have home jerseys and away jerseys. And I set up an online store.

People are fans of our Boeing team. They could go out and purchase our logo, they can get the logo on a coffee mug. That would be like, I don't know, taking it too far. Someone on the team might be like, hey, you know, Carl, we're not professional bowlers here. But to make the analogy complete, not only are we not professional bowlers, we get together in the alley behind the 7-Eleven and roll rocks into the dumpster. Yeah, we're not even in a bowling alley.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we got the best of set. Yeah, in fact, their website is actually embarrassing. Like there shouldn't be that many pages on a website. The navigation was too big for this website. There's too many licks. No, my God. They have merch that they sell buttons that say,

I hate Jen and Carol. Right. What the fuck would that mean to anyone, anywhere in America for any reason? You know what I mean? Steven Singer makes more sense. Yeah, I hate Jen and Carol. Jen and Carol.

They're like, oh, I got an idea. We can make money off our haters. Yeah, what the fuck does that even mean? Sure, that sounds awesome. I'm sure that there was something they said once and giggled for a good 20 seconds and then they said, well, that's a T-shirt. Yeah.

You know, the OP method of creating version of this. It would be like if we had buttons that said, I hate John and Patrick and Tom. You don't mean it would be like, what does that even mean? I like it. But it's great. I don't know. Yeah, it's Jesus Christ.

All right. Caroline Jen. Not good. Not good stuff. All right, let's move on. Bringe of the week. Bringe of the week. Now, Adam Thoreau was the one who brought us.

Fucking fast. Fantastic. Bob Gas, Bob Swipes left. And he also sent in a cringe of the week. The chance to redeem yourself. The Tammy and Wanda show. I got introduced to Natari, if any of you guys know what Natari is. No.

I mean, I do. I'm old enough, but you know, it's all right guys. Don't answer all at once. It's fine. I mean, it's too much. It's too much for your brain. And then after Natari, it was it's too much it's too much for your brain and then after Natari it was Nintendo. Yeah, the OG one Only let me play it when he was home where you got to play duck shooter

I like Natari I like duck shooter and bro you are back in my good grades and throw you are back in my good grades. That would fantastic. Fuck it, idiot. Holy shit. Oh, love it. We're gonna bring on Brandon from shitty song in the week in a little bit. And we're gonna play Opie songs.

We got the Opie parody song contest going. But real quick, I want to address what happened last week on who are these podcasts. We had beer on the balcony, Stuttering John was talking to this comedian loose. Yeah, she was from Peru. She was great, so I decided to check out her standup a little bit. And I thought this was really funny,

because in her standup she talks about guys who want to go hiking as a date. And it's so funny, because this is actually coincidental. She doesn't know that Stuttering John is literally trying to get, at least a Jordanian to go out with a date. And it's so funny because this is actually coincidental. She doesn't know that settling job is literally trying to get at least a journal to go out with them hiking. Of course, yeah. As a date, but I lose this pretty funny. And I thought this is a good bit. But dating nowadays is so different. Do you know what's a date like? Nowadays, guys, Mantei Un Hikes. That's right, maintain you to exercise. What?

This guy said to me, hey, Luzko, you were being on a hike. I said, again, it's everything in my country to get water. So, pretty good, pretty fun. Yeah. And we had Brian Johnson on last time. And Brian's such a great guy. He goes on Tellum Steve Day, which is a huge show. And the very first thing you hear, hey, check me out on Who Are These Podcasts.

And then he goes on, would you kindly, with Eric Nagel? And they talk about, you know, doing Who Are These Podcasts, our busletering John. And I had pulled together, if you're not checking us out on YouTube, you know, doing who are these podcasts? Are Buzzsuttering John? And I had pulled together, if you're not checking us out on YouTube, we're adding a video element to the show now. If you go on YouTube, you can see the whole segment we did on Suttering John along with all the video clips of John from beer on the balcony. And so I put that together and put it up on YouTube

and Brian saw that. And I thought Carl named the, I saw on YouTube, you know, he puts up clips and he named it perfectly. It's like Sturring John tries to big time a successful comic. And it just nails it. It nails it because he's so condescending. And he's so unaware. Like, I mean, if you're going to interview this lady,

well, she's looking very unaware. She's looking to her. Like why don't you you like get some background. Yeah. So that introduced the topic of an Eric Nagel says, you know, open Anthony, they were able to get together with other comedians and just riff and they could make it work and they had great segments doing that. And now everyone thinks they can come unprepared to their show. Jen and Carol. And it's just gonna be fun. entertaining. It's just so witty and their personalities are just so great. And Eric Nagoogas, I'm gonna explain that John can't do that.

John needs to do a little bit of research and some prep work to do a show properly as he proved while trying to interview lose. And John's not one of those people. He sits out. Oh, just sit down. We're gonna shoot the shit. He doesn't research anything which has been heavily documented on that program. He doesn't know the majority of what's going on in the world,

other than he'll see a headline on like MSNBC or whatever things he's following on Twitter. You'll see that. And I pointed out the last time I was on there where John learns a new word. And then all of a sudden that word is being overused all the time. So he can come off like he's smart. Like he has an extensive vocabulary. Sikafant was the word at the time. You fucking Sikafant.

So they got these guys had a lot of fun breaking down. Senator John, I thought this was a pretty good analogy. He's pretty much Frado without. I mean, even Frado was smarter than him and you know how to pull the scams off. He's Frado with no family. Yes. Exactly. He would have been whacked by now, but he has no family. He's Frado with no family, which is a brilliant take from Brian. And then E-Rock decides to talk to me directly. And Kroge, if you're going to give me a message on your show, I will listen and I will take no producer Chris, right? So don't stop. I got to say this, DeKarol, when you were doing all the OP stuff,

it was interesting. It's still interesting. But you get to a point where you just not even feeling bad for OP at all, but you just like, you can't, like, this can't just keep going on. Like, this is eventually going to get boring, you know? And for a while, it was like, anytime an OP clip would come up, you're like, all right, I get it, but it was kind of running its course. And then every now and then there would be some great gems where it brings it right back. But the Stuttering John review that they've been doing probably almost solid for a year now never gets old.

It's the gift that keeps on giving. It's never, ever boring. It's never. It's part I look forward to the most. Me too. It's so, It's never. It's part I look forward to the most me too. It's so it's fascinating. And I've noticed it's bringing together people that me not normally get together. It's to the right job. It makes for some strange bad fellas. Everybody feels better after

listening to it. Yes. That is so correct. And he's right about that. You know, there's abs and flows with Patrick, Michael and old Bpie. Suttering John has just been on this trajectory. Oh, well. His downward spiral. Yeah, it's just bad. Yeah. Maybe my show has been on his trajectory. Yeah.

Yeah, he goes downward. That's pretty amazing. So one more clip from Wood you kindly. And I thought that Eric just did a great job of breaking down Centering Johnny. He brings us something that we don't talk about enough on this show, but actually, Kroge, you've alluded to this fact from time to time. He thinks he has game.

Yeah. You know, and it's such an asshole. He has no self-recognition about the world around him or how he presents himself to the world. Like he thinks he's swav and debonair and he has this weird elitism mentality. Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. The elitism is something we don't pick up on enough but I think that it comes through when he talks to like

spectrum on the phone. I am a pocket, I'm talking to millions of people, you gotta get my internet fixed. And when he feels like he's the bigger man, he'll big time people like we saw with lose. He's got this weird, because he's hung around with elites. For 10 years, it's a night show.

It was nothing but A and B list celebrities coming through those doors, forced to say hi to John. And if they didn't, you took no. Yeah, seriously, fuck the note. Long term notes. Yeah, exactly. Well, imagine how fucked a note. Long-term notes. Yeah, exactly. Well, imagine how you'd feel if you were getting punched

all the time and finally a let up for a second and you had an opportunity to possibly punch back. Who are you sticking up for in this? That's why it's interesting. It's that, that, what they're talking about. He's like Robert Smigelson hired me, but Triumph never did. Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. So he's very upset about it. You know, he's the only guy who would play there. Do you know who I was, card? Yeah. Yeah. All right. So this is interesting.

Somebody sent this into me. This is the fourth episode ever of a show. Maybe it's episode three of the Southern John show. Going back to May of 2018. Wow. And obviously, there's a huge difference in how he talks. Yeah. So this is four years ago and his speech is very different, but this is just hilarious.

Then I got, I was brought to the hospital in an ambulance the other day for massive dehydration. And when they got me into the hospital and they did all the blood work and stuff, they said they found no food, no water, just alcohol. Hilarious. Oh, you almost died from drinking yourself to death. Yeah, you drank your at 50 something years old. You drank yourself into the hospital to get your stomach pumped to save your life, but it only gets worse. Oh boy. It only gets worse. So first, he's going to explain how this even happened.

Oh, no, we've all been there. And because I had nothing in the fridge and I hung out at the pub, my favorite pub, Pickwick pub, on Sunday in a Monday. And I drank my beer and let's just say that I didn't eat anything and I, I don't know. I every time I got up, I was dizzy and I couldn't, I couldn't stand up for more than like five seconds. So I lied in my bed. I tried to watch somebody Yankee game on my computer and then I was supposed to pick up my youngest son and I told my ex I couldn't. I told I explained to what's going on and because she still loves me she she called 911. And the ambulance came.

First of all, he said he lied in this bed. I don't lie. I don't like to. Oh. So this guy had a responsibility to pick up his son, decided to go on at a two-day bender. Yeah. He's got a 48-hour bender here at the Pickwick pub,

which serves food, order a basket of curly fries. Yeah. Like, are you that poor? Like, what's the deal? It's the world's fault. Well, I know it's under my fridge. You know, they get his fridge. What else is he gonna do?

Go buy some shit, put it in your fridge. What else can he possibly do? So, what's great, and then his wife has to be like, well, I'm gonna call EMS to save you. Yeah. You're not doing well. He's like, oh, okay. Well, and what would have happened if we didn't have responsibility

to pick a son up that night? Yeah, he'd be dead and we'd be without five years of content. Correct. I'd be fucking working in marketing right now. Yeah, I'd be good. The Paris for Suzaner. Well, I mean, all right.

I know I speculate. I throw it all the time that he doesn't see his kids anymore. And I'm just making that up. I have no fucking idea. It's all speculation. That's a really funny and possibly true But my god if the if the X like if you got a callbacked wife and be like honey I am too drunk to go pick up the kid like I'm supposed to like the court has ordered me to do yeah like You're done you're done in your kids and like

That's a red flag for the good of the kids. I mean, on a Monday evening. Yeah. On a Monday evening's lots of the Yankees game. And he can't get out of bed because he's falling over. I'm too drunk to even get out of bed, let alone drive a car, let alone like I said, do my court obligated fucking pick up duties like, yeah, that shit, like, I don't know much about the court system,

but I know that, they don't like that. They're not down with it. That crows. Only Stuttering John Melendez would be complaining about the people who came to his apartment to save his life. Only Stuttering John would have the gall to do that. That's why we love. Yeah, maybe they were pissed at the home. My freaking fat ass down a freaking two flights of stairs, but there was this Asian dude who was nice and then his big white freaking, you know, Dolph Longdren type who said nothing. I kept thanking him. He wouldn't even say

you're welcome. But whatever, he got me to the hospital so I can't complain. But you just did. You did. You literally just complain. I don't even know you're doing it. Yeah, we can't help them. So I'm hanging out with my dad. And Dolph Longer is a man if you were. Let's go. Yeah, let's not throw his name in it. Yeah. We loved Dolph. Maybe the guy's a little bit annoyed

that he got called from the firehouse. He was probably cooking chili or playing poker. I know what they do there. There's two things. He's probably a little bit annoyed that he had to come and rescue a 50 year old who drank himself almost to death. Yeah, that would annoy me. That's a little bit of it. It's come and rescue a 50 year old who drank himself almost to death. That would annoy me.

That's a little bit of it. It's like, dude, I guess shit fucking burning on the stove right now. 9-1-1 for this. I had pocket queens. When they called 9-1-1. Pocket queens. That's fucked up. It's one thing when you see people that are like in college and they're kind of just

testing the limits and you know They go crazy one night the end of it whatever sure but like to be and this guy's like 40 something years into his alcohol Or maybe maybe if you're pledging like they force you to like continue to drink shots. Is he pledging for the pickwicks sorority? It's crazy. It's like he's never experienced alcohol before like I couldn't believe it. I drank for two days with a fool Who could have thought? Yeah, who knew that would have been bad? Yeah. He doesn't like he's something I'd been at a pee.

I'm like, oh, clubs are me. I'm out of that. And on the tail of that point, his close friends are at the pick-wik pub. Yeah, how did this happen? Yeah, well, because they always see him that drunk. Oh. It would be my guess.

But good news, guys. He learned something from it and he decided he's going to start living a healthier life because of it. So now I am taking, you know, better care of myself, but a bunch of Gatorades. I have Gatorades and R's use and water every day, so I don't anticipate that happening again. So he didn't say, I'm gonna stop drinking all day long for day straight.

He goes, I got Gatorade, I should be good. Electrolight should be fine going forward. Gatorade worried about me. This is a guy that's like, I'm gonna lose 100 pounds and then he has broccoli one time. I'm like, I'm done. Who is this making a special product for me with electrolytes?

Oh my God. All right, then one more clip from the show. Just because it's so funny, this is something that he's been talking about since we started documenting him on this show, going back many years now, and he still hasn't pulled this off. I'm sorry about not doing the podcast in a while. I've been working on getting the, um, the, uh, system where I can take phone calls because I think that would be a much more, uh, entertaining podcast.

Yeah. If you were talking last, other people were talking more, yes, that would be more entertaining. He's been talking about some system to take phone calls for years. It still hasn't happened. Dude, you're in the wrong century. Yes, you don't need a system to take voice mail or phone calls, but the dude is literally on the internet. Talking about how he needs a telegraph signal to communicate. I mean, what the fuck is going on here?

Yeah. It's almost like he's a dumb idiot. Oh my God. I'm gonna see if Brandon is here and can join us, Brandon, you there, buddy? Hey, Carl Croch, how you doing? Hey. Doing well, my friend.

No video today, huh? Oh, that's my fault, hold on. You didn't make yourself off today, there he is. Oh, hey now. All right, look at good, Brandon. I'm here. Listen, I wanna go back to play something and stop me if I played this before,

but back in February, you sent in a. Bringe of the week, cringe of the week. And I can't remember if I played this or not. It's a show called My Dog's Favorite Podcast. Oh, fuck. I do believe you played that a while ago, but it's definitely worth playing again. I couldn't remember if I did or not.

The show called My Dogs to Repotcast, and if you couldn't figure it out based off the title, this is a podcast for dogs. Not like that show, per cast that you covered sometime back. This is a show that is directly targeted to dogs. It's on Spotify and each episode is five hours long. And this is what sounds like. And this guy needs to be featured on the creep off.

Yes, seriously. Hello, you. I've got good news to that. He's another lovely day. It makes me so happy to start the day off seeing your happy face. How lucky am I that I've been able to hang out with you before I have to head off. How lucky am I that I've been able to hang out with you before I have to head off. I'd stay here and stroke you all day long if I could. I know you understand that I have to head out and get some chores done, but you know what much rather be here with you. All warm and calm and cozy.

and calm and cozy But I know I can trust you to keep an eye on things here just until I get back You stay and be good because you're such a good dog That's what everyone loves you Why would a dog what a listen to his older leaving? We don't see like the last thing a dog around a listen to all older leaving? He doesn't that seem like the last thing a dog would run a listen to all day? How do you get the ear buds in the dogs? You know what I mean?

Apple has a product for that. Oh, okay. Don't you worry about it. I'm falling in hours of that shit. Good Lord. It's fucking great. All right, let's get into my buddy OP real quick. Hmm. Alright, let's get into my buddy OP real I was listening to the most recent episode.

You poor bastard. He recorded it from his car. Oh, God, yeah. Which is always great. The duct tape held up this time. And the duct tape seemed to have held up, although we did it out of it before he put it out as a podcast. And you wouldn't believe what OP is talking about.

Okay, you might. It's Opie's talking about. Okay, you might. It's Will Smith and Chris Rock. They laid dollar short. Of course. This is the second episode in a row about that topic, of course. So Opie decides that Chris Rock joke about GI Jane too. Yeah. Like maybe there's other jokes that could have been sad for Jada Pickett Smith. All right.

He's gonna get this rolling. He's gonna get this ball rolling. All right. So anyone got a movie that Jada Pinkick could star in instead of GI Jane 2. I think I would go with Philadelphia 2. I'll get things rolling. Pfft. Did we have AIDS in Philadelphia not cancer?

I don't even know why that's a good joke. I know Wilson is strong food. Yeah, he goes, he goes, all right guys, let's get the pod squad. Come on with some zingers here. I'll get things started. Philadelphia deal, right? That was your turn. That was your turn.

Now, what I have documented on this show is that OP show format is always the opposite of what he should be doing. Yeah. He shouldn't be reading with the comments that come in because there's trolls who put in comments to piss him off. Yep. And he certainly should not be allowing his viewers to come up with the jokes for his show.

This is not your writing staff, and I'll prove it. Here are the jokes that his viewers came up with the jokes for his show. This is not your writing staff, and I'll prove it. Here are the jokes that his viewers came up with. Facebook user. Did he hear the joke about what is on Chris Rock's face? Fresh Prince L-O-L. Bamp, bamp, bamp, bamp. Brandy, you want me to give you a second so you can recover from that one?

I mean, it takes a lot, but it's better than a top-mire joke. I'll give him that. Well, yeah, it was a sink, but you know, it better than a top-mire joke. It's not a couple of beds. That's our throw that around, because it's a good thing. That one only works in print, though. You know what I mean? It's funnier in print than it is spoken, because it's a hominim spoken. It doesn't make any... Whatever. Well, it wasn't introduced correctly, either. Yes. What was on his face? What was it? And it wasn't introduced correctly either. Yes. What was on his face?

What was it? And it was going around that night. It's not like this is a fresh joke. All right, let's do some work. Chris pull it. So Jay's trying to find out who actually slapped him. Ha ha ha. Oh God.

Get it, cuz the real killer. Yeah. So he's still trying to figure out who actually did it. 1994 called, they want their joke. All right, well here's still trying to figure out who actually did it 1994 called they want their joke All right, well here's another one all right on. Yeah, she kid she could store in monsters three Monster like monster zinc does he miss I guess I think so fucking title right? I think he's talking about monsters Inc. Good Lord. So what she she's ugly? Is that the joke? That's a good joke if that's the joke.

Yeah, I guess it's pretty ugly. I wish I could remember the guy's name. At least say, like, starring as Mike Spanowski and Monsters Inc. 3 here, what did you like that guy's name was? No, he started this up by saying, she could start filling up your two, so now it's like, okay, that's where the bar's at. How about Monsters 3? Like, all right, sure, why not? What about what about

Terminator four? That'd be cool, wouldn't it? That's a good one, dude, Chris. Okay. Well, get ready, guys. Rapid fire joke time. There's a bunch of jokes at a row. Oh, sweet. She could start in the three stages. I like that, William Wilson. Demon night night too. Oh wow, we're going a little deep Chris Moran swamp thing Let's go with creepy cold guy cone heads to First off wasn't there a cone heads to I think they did remake that So I alright whatever that's a dead picky, but why is cone heads a good joke Why are any of these good shots just naming random movies?

But no she should start a human centipede for it's just as It's not bad. Yeah How about the the Empire Strux Chris Rock? All right, then Opie goes on to piss me off of course because Bert Christy apparently paid him a compliment. You never want to pay Opie a compliment just like centering John They can't just like move on. It's got to be like, oh, well that person is the most amazing person. Oh, Bert Christchard just texted me. I wrote him because he had some very, very nice things to say about me. Does Bert Christchard? I don't think

you would mind. Fuck it. No, I'm going to say this because what he said, and so I don't think he's going to mind. Someone told me that he Bert was on a show recently and said some very very nice things about me and the old opian Anthony show But what really got me was he said some nice things about me personally, and I was like damn man That's a good guy. So I wrote him and I said I really really appreciate The nice things you said about me and and I got to be honest. I'm loving Watching your success. Keep pushing forward. So that's the worst compliment ever.

He doesn't bring up a project. It's not about his latest standup. It's not about his podcast, his Netflix show. I love all the success you're having. Keep going. Imagine for five seconds that it was so rare that someone said something nice about you that when it actually happened,

you had to write them a thank you email. And read their compliment off your phone during your show. Good, God. Wow. I can't even fucking fathom that reality. But it reminds me of when he did the Joe Rogan thing and he was complaining about Joe Rogan not getting back to me. He was like reading me of when he did the Joe Rogan thing, and he was complaining about Joe Rogan not getting back to me.

He was like, reading the note he said to Joe Rogan, I said, I love all the success you're having on your show. It's like, he doesn't need to hear that. Like birds very successful. You saying, well, I'm really glad that you're successful. Doesn't mean anything. Doesn't mean anything. Yeah, if anything, it makes you sound like,

oh, fucking sick of that. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, that might be, Yeah, if anything it makes you sound like a fucking sicker friend Well that might be settering John's catch phrase. Opie is working on another new catch phrase right now Biden winning the election was not fake news. Oh Shit yes, I did Yes, I did. That's going to be my new catch phrase. Say something outrageous and just go. Yes, I did. So you want to go to Opie's merch store and see if the yes, I did t shirts are available. I'm going to say put that on shirt. That's a winner. That's a winner. Yes,

I did. I'm going to get a shirt says, I hate Jen and Carol on the back. I'm gonna say, yes, I did. Wow. You know, the sleeve will say sick of hands. It's a great shirt. Everyone loves it for different reasons. Like, what style of comedy would you even call that? It's like he turned off the TV after like mad TV in 1993 and just never turned

it on again, you know what I mean? Well, it didn't even get those jokes. It's just, I can't even... His style of comedy is saying something that's benign, but using a crazy What? Whoa! You hear that brand-new. Oh my god! I wish you'd all shut up. It's not working for us, apparently. The only the op-circant can make that work. All right. Can you turn us all into food on the live stream? Can I?

I did do my Karl Hamburger live stream, which by the way, I have unlisted because people were still finding it. Oh my god, I gotta turn this off. That was nightmare. Oh, yeah. That's ridiculous. I haven't slept in three days because of that. But I did find the official banana docs filter. So I did get to do my, oh, I got to meet with an anodized for a minute.

But I got a dress. It was worth it for that. Tucker Dilsen was out with me for about an hour. He sure was We're rocking out to some dudes Holy shit that sucked. That was so stupid. I Hate this was about my life has become Excuses there's a wheel that I have to spin and then I hear from this big obese man every week Why if you don't think the wheel's on I know okay He chewed a cigar when he says like the wheels my mom and Vinnie's my dad

No, wow, it's I get it no patron by Jesus No, no, no, it's I get it. No patron, my Jesus. It sucks. But what I do love though, is the fact that people who are watching Opie are asking questions about Stuttering John, and I can only imagine that these people also enjoy who are these podcasts, because this is a great question. Is it true you and Stuttering John are in a battle for the worst podcast? I've just another dishonest person. That podcast is actually really, really good, dude.

There's a bunch of people out there trying to put me in Stuttering John in the same category for some reason. Like I run circles around Stuttering John. Starring John was never a radio show host, so he's years behind me. Oh, very nice. And he's an insecure idiot. They're trying to lump me in with Stuttering John. I like Stuttering John. I was on his podcast.

He did a pretty good job. I checked out a few episodes, but honestly, it's not for me. It didn't keep my interest, so I just moved on. And then you got these idiots really, really trying really hard to lump me in with that garbage And most podcasters if you want to know the truth It's a trigger battling for the worst podcast. It's a great guy. Oh, there's so much told you that It was pretty good. Don't lump me in with that guy. That's great.

Get him out of the way. That's just so fair. He said that from his car, right? Yeah. Oh, here comes the garbage truck. His car might be worth more than John's apartment. Oh, that's true. I get it now.

He's got that going. And just that little clip, that reminded me of a clip that I've meant to play months ago. Well, maybe not months ago, but weeks ago for sure, that I never got to. When Stuttering John decided that he was going to take down his podcast and music from Spotify,

yeah, in solidarity with Neil Young, and people were like, yeah, what are you doing? It opened was one of those people, and this is actually a pretty good take from the officer. I'm not going to be on the same platform as Joe Rogan. Oh my God, my numbers went up. So thank you Spotify. I think Stutter and John was one of those guys that pouted and told Spotify to take out his pockets. And then I had a follow-up tweet. And then I had a follow up tweet. My podcast is still up on Spotify. I demand you take it. Oh my god. You used to work for the Howard Stern show Stuttering John. I like Stuttering John.

This is where it gets confusing. I just have a shot at him. I think it's deserved. But I liked the guy. He's had me on his podcast. We had a decent conversation. But I really laughed hard when he was demanding Spotify. Take his podcast. That was low blow. Low blow. Knowing, especially knowing that he worked for Howard Stern.

He knows how this shit works. I don't know what it is about grouping a John, but everyone becomes like a bolt in me. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna subscribe to this guy show. He's goofing out. Suddenly John, this is great. It's pretty good. And look, it's not only John drunkenly tweeting in a major corporation is objectively funny. I mean, it's probably all caps. I mean, that was fucking great. Funny. I mean, and it's probably dead all caps.

I mean, that was fucking great. You know what else is funny? Is his attempt at taking advantage of April Fools. Yesterday it was April Fools day. Oh, was it? And this is so plain out now on the internet. So, Stuttering John tweeted that, Baba Buie reached out to him to go on the Howard Stern show.

And what do you guys think? Should I go on there? And it's like, okay, I got it. And OP also had an April Fool's Prack. He's like, oh, I just interviewed Joe Rogan for my podcast, should be out soon. It's like, OP, I get it, but that's kind of sad, because it wasn't that long ago

that you could have had Joe Rogan on your podcast. Yeah It really wasn't that long ago when you had Westman one they sent you with a studio. You did have celebrities on Joe Rogan is a guy you know it could have been one of the guys and now he's just like I can't be just felt for that There's no way in hell that would happen like no, I know I got it. I mean he really got it's good. Yeah, he got it's good Yeah, I mean he really got a good. Yeah, he got us. Yeah, I mean the fact that you know Opie was begging for to be on Rogan show and Sturry John was begging to be on serious exam or anyone else that would have him Yeah, like guys guess what my ex girlfriend took me back on April four I was happy for you, but I just want to break out of me. Yeah, so not that's happy for you anymore

I was happy for you, but I just want a break out of me. So now I'm not happy for you anymore. Oh, gosh. Fucking weird. It's a weird strategy for April Fools, if you ask me. All right, let's go through some OP song parodies. I'm gonna play a few of these and then, and then Brandon brought a game for us to play. Woo-hoo, woo-hoo.

So that'll break up the OP song parodies a little bit. We got a whole music segment coming up, people. I don't want to see too much complaining in the discord. I'm watching you over there, discord. All right, this one starts off with Nick Tucker sent this in and it is a parody on the Wingsong baby bitch called Baby OP. It's been a while since I've seen you work. song Babybatch called Baby Ope. And I asked you how long it's been

Four years, you said since you filmed rolling I'm surprised it's gone on that long Baby, baby, baby, oh The Hamptons come at a cost. Baby, baby, baby, oh, the car's better now. Please, fuck off. All right, I'm gonna pause it there. I give them an e-for-effort. All right, we'll put that.

People have been asking, what I'm gonna do is, I am gonna create soundcloud accounts for all these parody signs, it's that I'm gonna be John N, the old piece, people can go back and check them out. We'll get that one up in this entirety. We'll also be using that for the final fan voting. So these are new ones we're listening to today,

and then between the three or four of us, we're gonna figure out which ones make the finals, we'll put that to the fans, because I pulled the ones I liked from the previous weeks. And then we put it on a wheel. And then it's explained to me which one won. And then Vinnie each dinner with the person who wrote this song.

All right, Doug from Good Times Great Movies said this, it to kill us. How much is that doggy in the window? I do how that doggy is for sale. That way fast forward here. How much is that? Fucking dear. The window. The one with the waggley tail.

How much is that? Fucking dear. The window. I do hope that's for sale. Ooh, a bumblebee, hold on. All right. All right, so he took the premise that I think Vinnie said or somebody said and ran with it. Our friend had just a lot of long music breaks in between.

Yeah. I know. Not everyone's master music producer. Previties the soul of the show. In jokes out. That's the way to do this. All right. So you guys might remember that Sarah came up huge in the Stuttering Josh.

She was one of the finalists and was that the wins a merch? Stutter of Deville or something? That's the one. That was amazing. She comes in with an Opie parody. Oh, he hates on the police, he's scum, I work some tallies, smash the homeless guys' cake. Hey, I earned that. Don't shit in the ocean, please don't put your robe in. Don't wipe up toiletly drops with your sock.

Yeah. Destroy the pinball machine, and he breaks people's CDs. Why are you such an angry, as a root, who can only his? Alternates like arcade game. Now, is that Doggy Borgay? Oh, crap, there goes his stuff, take.

What I'd ever... I'm gonna get this man kiss me, berries. Maybe the wheel is scary. Stop this thing off the people at their heart. So you say, don't you earnings all of your bridges of earning. And you got no more anthony a little Jimmy They showed how my brows give yourself a bell A lot of deep open Anthony polls yeah in that one so very well done very nice Sarah always always good stuff And not really that opera one should be on the board somewhere. That one was fantastic.

It was. I know. Well, like I said, I'll get it up on song clouds. People didn't enjoy that. Here's another. Here's a parody of song with no lyrics. Well, right. I said the same thing. She picked an instrumental, which kind of is cheating because you can make up any vocals you want out of that. Well, it makes recording the song a lot easier. Yeah, that too. You already have this little version of the back track, so that might be a little cheat for future side parodies, contests. I'm pretty sure Chris get a lot of ideas over there.

Yeah. Don't use the, fight the bumblebee. We're tough to work it out the jokes on that one. Throw that out there. All right, this is a pretty good one. This one comes in from the midnight slider, DRB. Uh, did you see Anthony's recent video about you?

He says you should have continued O-N-A with hip when he got fired. Oh, the time I don't fuck himself. Tell me don't fuck himself! Tell me, don't fuck himself, enough already! It'll all end away Don't look at it like it's your revival I could go do something else No, you couldn't But sweet you and me

I could honestly say You should feel suicidal I could honestly say you should feel suicidal I could do something else tomorrow Well, why could I go and dance? Oh my god There will fall and drown Hell of faith will climb But you'll be able to fall

That how everyone's gone Or how they lie You guys are having your own conversation, why don't you let me in? So I guess nobody called on Greg Hughes Time on his pants should be tying a nose He stands, should be tying a knot Swarming, laughing, and nothing Constantly bombing Andlessly blocking

And hide me was watching For I guess nobody calls on Greg Hughes Where? Who cares? Who cares? Just staring at space The silence will be bad of the best. Do you like me? Uh, some base more than others.

But what are you created? You're now alienated A legacy drowning in pay-ass Just don't need a name that is bullshit What So come on Oh Just pick up the boat and after the toll. Say hello.

Eric. Hello. Because I guess nobody calls on Greg Hughes. Time on his hands should be tied in the news Moaning about parking No more shot-joking No cakes for stumping No car responding Cause I guess nobody could or break you I wanted to come up here and talk about just something

that's involved my life for over 20 years. And that is the AIDS virus. I'm getting, I was on the clinic. But it's close to the AIDS virus. It was working with OP. Well done. There's a log on by it. It was working with OP. All right. Well done. There's a log on by it. That was good.

That chorus was fucking the A plus plus. Yeah, absolutely. Big payoff. Oh, that was fun stuff. All right, let's take a break from the song parodies. And Brandon, you brought a who set a game with a little bit of a different twist to it. What do you got here?

I did. I decided to bring a musical version of the game to the show Brandon from shitty song of the week. It's on brand for him. It's on Brandon Yeah, my gonna get shit from not laughing at that later Yeah, I got my gonna get shit from not laughing at that later. Yeah, nobody lives my brain Crouches drop in the crows as well Crouches a real sick of fans All right, sorry Brad. Oh, it's good. I brought clips from animal crawlsie songs And I also grabbed a couple clips from Jamar Malade. Oh, okay.

Both of them. Yeah, it's all about if we find the Steve, we can tell the difference between the two. I think we can, but all right. You say that. I do say that. These clips are a little difficult. Okay. So, I'm going to read you guys the lines and then you're going to guess who's who and we'll

just go from there. Oh, okay, I got you. All right, cool. Let's do it. All right, so the first one is you're looking hungry. Yeah, you're looking skinny. I do this for real. I'm Mickey and you can be my mini. Well, that is a tough one. I will go first as you guys process this information.

I'm gonna go with Jamar Malade. It almost makes too much sense that those lines. Yeah, I think the coherency of it makes it Jamar Malade. Yeah. Producer Kress, you got a guess? I want to steal a point, but I'm with you guys, so I'm sorry. All right, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah. You look hungry, yeah. You want to see a skinny girl. Patty Seacops!

Fuck you even hear that! A clean sweep of patty see cops. How did he? How did he do it? How did you even hear the lyrics hold on let's do this again guys This guy's a miracle Music and he's still drawn out by it. He cannot mix himself on anything. He can't mix himself against nothing on his podcast. The static is longer than him. Yeah. He's a miracle. He's a miracle. Wow. Well, props to Brad and Freeman figured out what the fuck he said at that. Yeah. All right. Cool. All right. We're all. It wasn't easy. We're all alone. All right.

That's amazing. All right. So the next one is don all wasn't easy. We're all one. All right. That's amazing All right, so the next one is don't get me wrong. I may be big, but I'm really strong. I can pick you up and go to pizza hut That's got to be to Marble lane I gotta go to Marble lady with all pizza sounds like some Patrick Michael talk about. Yeah, I'm going patty-sea cobs I'm gonna patty sea cobs. All right. I'm out of the limb Like what talk about yeah, I'm going patty see cops. I'm gonna patty see cups. All right. I'm out of the limb Biggest dog let's go to pizza Original lyrics I'll give them that so patty she cups can rhyme and jomarmale can I'm dizzy guys. I need

Let's keep in mind jomarmale is a great singer. I don't know about lyricists. No one's ever decided. He's a great lyricist I thought he knew how syllables works. You thought yeah I came in in this game fucking totally fucked All right, let's be all like granny's food, but your Marmalade's music sucks. Okay, that's it. You're right. He's the one who didn't wonder. It's too bad. The one, yeah, one moment of brain.

I love this, Brandon. Can we do this every week? Yeah, so I'm up one up. Absolutely, yeah. Yes. All right. For now. Okay, this one might be a bit of an easy one here,

but let's see. Okay. Cause I know who I am. I'm a grown-ass man. Man. Fattie Seacups all the way. Jamarmalade. Oh. Oh. For you, Sir Chris. Fattie Seacups. Fattie Seacups.

Should we get a coin that has Jamarmalade? I want to sign a face. I'm on the board. I got I got that one right, dude, right? Yeah, you said you're my really did. I know that's not a bad strategy though. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I got, I got that one right, do you, right? Yeah, you said, you said, did I? Yeah. What do you yell about? Well, that's not a bad strategy though. Try to gaslight producer Crows, our official scorekeeper.

I got petty C cups on my mind all the time. It's just, all right, what's the next one? All right, next one is, I'm gonna be myself in every song. You could, you should try it too. Maybe we could get along. Oh, that's Jamar Malay all day. It's it's too upbeaten happy. Yeah, I got it. See that's very optimistic. Yeah, that's right. I have to Let's see Dude I would have post production make myself sound funny and interesting I got it with you, too All right, congratulations Good pull on that one that was a good mr. Action Brando. Oh

Yeah, I got one more for you good tie breaker All right, so it's hey you there. Hey, hey, hey you there you over there running your mouth like they really care That sounds like a jimarmale to me because I could see him selling that It rhymes so I'm going patty see cops. Okay, that's interesting patty see you you have some methodology. Yeah behind this. I like it. I got me a whole point so far. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, eight times in a row for some reason. Yeah. It's not so big. And turning care into a three syllable work. It's not a big. Wow, that was a quality game. What's the final score? Carl with three.

Oh, yeah. Who knows his whackback? The other guy is with one. Yeah. Nice. Well, that was a good game. Yeah. Pretty impressive.

Well, that was a tough one. Oh, yeah. I'll have to go through some more music for you guys and bring it back well since we're talking patty seecups don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me I go from the go. Because that's absurd. I listened to the most recent episode of Freewater and this is a show that has gone way downhill. My update is mercifully brief. Okay. Most of the show like 35 minutes of the 40 minute show are his thoughts on stand-up comedy, which he's done over and over

and over and over and over again. And he talks about this comic and this comic. Right out of the gate though, he said something fissiciously that he should have taken seriously. That's really all I think about before I start recording him. Like, is this audio going to be good? Not the quality of the things I'm talking about just the audio quality in itself. That's it So if that part isn't good, well guess what the whole thing is a failure Now I know you're joking things a failure. Yeah, I know you're joking around and you're saying people criticize you for your old quality But you don't care about that you should and like now patty see cups You claim to be a professional musician with decades of experience

You should know if you're recording sound like shit. No one wants to listen to them. Just up your game, dude It's interesting because Kroge I've been listening to free water that much, but soft weekly brought clips Last week. Yeah, and he was telling me that he fixed that one thing They actually got his levels up. Is that not true? Not for this most recent one But I mean he records stuff in and out of order and releases shit all random links. So who fucking knows? I don't know.

All right. So my next one, number 17, now I'm not saying these are good. But what I'm saying is this is a three joke stretch that beats anything Stuttering John or Tom Myers have ever done on or off a stage. Now again, I'm not saying this is good. I'm not saying they even make sense. But I'm saying they like, if you were an alien and you like had a vague concept of a joke,

you think these were actual jokes where you know, any like Tom Myers does not pass that test, you know? Right. So if you were Jada Pinkett Smith, yeah, if you were Jada Pinkett Smith, you would have someone smacked over this. I don't know if anybody has seen this Pam and Tommy, Doc Q series or whatever it is, TV show, because I haven't. But I did see the original film that this series is based on, and we all know the old saying the book is better than the movie. And this book happened to have huge tits.

Isn't it crazy that film was recorded with a $7,000 piece of equipment at the time? And that's not even talking about the camera. Tommy Lee has a giant, you know, unit. But it does serve Pamela right wanting that thing stuffed inside her. No wonder she's a different woman now. It's like Tommy Lee snared himself a bombshell, and then somebody lit the fuse, and now she looks like Cruella Deville. Okay, not the Emma Stone version, the cartoon version. We're getting real specific. Joe! Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now again, I'm not saying they're funny

or that they even make sense. No, they sounded like jokes though. And I took a lot of silence out of there. Oh, you did that. Oh yeah, yeah. I thought he added that together. It was over a minute clip that I got down. That sounded like 30 seconds.

Yeah, I mean, the silence is deafening except there's never silences, howling and hissing and fucking buzzing and beats going on in the background. Honestly, you're right. The way the Tom Myers delivers jokes in his monologue, you would never laugh at one of his jokes. He just delivers it totally and correctly.

If those were actual jokes, it could have been funny. Well, you can hear it and be like, well, there's a punchline. Is that a double man set up and that's a punchline. And you might accidentally laugh. Yeah. And, you know, I don't know. For Patrick Michael, I'm saying you're on the path.

The book is always better is a good joke. Yes. It's a good joke. He's on the path, at least. You already mean like like, something or not. Starring John hasn't written a new joke in 20 years. You know what I mean?

Tom Myers writes 50 new jokes every week, but they're actually I had to correct you. John's got this new joke about Lyft. Ooh. He's the driver. Wow. And again, so the rest of the show was so fucking boring, but he said this one little nugget that I thought was was interesting to you and your audience. Oh, okay.

I mean, it's the same thing with all these people that were obsessed with the comedy that came from the radio show, Opian Anthony. All those guys that were fans of that show and that type of comedy paid money to see the Opian Anthony comedian's tour. They paid money to see, you know, the compound media stand-up shows. They paid money to see the stand-ups that were on the radio program, do their stuff live, and Guaranteed most of them didn't do the type of comedy they did on the radio show. You're not gonna, it's just not gonna translate. It's not gonna translate. That's why most of them are where they are. Okay, the most successful comedian that come out of that radio show is Jim Norton and he's not even being Jim Norton to be successful. You know what I'm saying? That's just

whatever man. It doesn't matter. I thought he was making a point and then he lost me halfway through that. He lost himself too. He lost himself. If you want to go through the list of comedians that were regular as I'm the open-air these show, it's a who's who of all the most successful comedians out there right now. That's opening at these show, it's a who's who of all the most successful comedians. Yeah. Out there right now, that's ridiculous. And to say that the comedy they did on stage doesn't match the comedy they did in the studio like, well, maybe, I mean, it was more conversational.

Right, it's not like those shitty ones where they set them up for their own jokes. Yeah, I heard you were in Florida recently. Yeah, you were in the kids there, yeah. It wasn't that. But it's not like they're radically different people. It's not like you have Jim Gaffigan on stage and he's radically different than when he's being interviewed.

He doesn't draw nor any of that. Too many unbombs in the studio with that. Exactly, exactly. And the whole, like Jim Norton isn't himself thing. I was confused for a minute. I'm wondering if it's because he plays characters on different podcasts and things. Like, is that him not being himself?

But like, I'm not like super familiar with the standard, but from what I've seen, he talks about his own life and his personality. He's literally worked out bits on the air, on Open Anthony, where they'll come up with a subject, and then he puts it in his standup routine the next week. Yeah, he literally works out material on the show. It's just what I've seen in him,

like so many standups, he's like, you know, again, talking about shit in his life and experiences he's had in women he's dated or whatever, like, to say that that's always he's pretending to be someone else when he's doing comedy was like, I don't know what the fuck. He's James is smoking these days, but it's, it's, it's, it was right for a minute there. He goes, yeah, people who like open Anthony, they hear a comedian on the show, they go support and they want to go see him live.

That's true. Yeah, it got them watching will come into their shows But it's not people are so disappointed like well fuck this I thought rich boss just be a mumbled mouth idiot But he actually has jokes to tell well they never mind that Yeah, it's just and again It was 40 minutes of that and his thoughts on every stand-up comic he's encountered on his YouTube search and whatever It's like it's fucking ponderous, it's fucking ponderous. Well, the thing about Pady's Seacups and the reason I have to go easy on them, Croshers,

I always do, is because you can sit here and say, well, he's not a great podcaster, but that's not all he does. True. And you can say, well, he's not a good-sident comedian, but that's not all he does. True. And you can say, well, you know, his rapping isn't very good as I demonstrated on the dick show this past week I'm in but that's not all he does

He also sings karaoke Oh god Yeah, you sure did this did you bring some karaoke tracks for us to check out I brought two for us to go It's like Chris what I love about Brandon is that so the smule account where there was a thousand songs he was doing karaoke Yeah, it's all gone. Yeah, it's all been taken down where there was a thousand songs he was doing karaoke. I was all gone. It's all been taken down. But between Urb Beta patched and Brandon

from Shitty Song of the Week, some of these things live on, thank God. I'm doing the Lord's work. So we can still enjoy them. So I'll give you a choice on which one you want to start with, Carl. Oh wow. I have control over my own show.

How fun. What do you thought? Let's go with the one that's closest to the left on my board because I like to go to from left to right. This is a song called, How You Remind Me. Oh, okay. What's great about this one, Carl, and he actually sings in this.

So we get to hear his singing voice. And it sounds like he got punched in the stomach seconds before he went out of my mic. And the wind just got knocked out of my and the wind just got knocked out of him throughout the entire song. Oh I want to point out again his timing is so off It's one thing did not be able to hit notes and think that you can there's people like that just tone deaf But he also has no rhythm. This is a drummer a drummer with no rhythm at all. Give him a break He just got

punched in the stomach. Yeah. And he doesn't even have his lunch party anymore. You're ripping out the part. No idea how pitch works or how breathing works. I mean, even the notes that he holds he can hold. It's nothing is going right here. And it's not a hard song to sing. is going right here. And it's not a hard song to sing. No, you know, Nickelback is not necessarily the hardest stuff to pull off on any instrument. And it's funny because Malcolm Gladwell wrote a book and it's all about like mastering your craft. You need 10,000 hours in order to master craft.

This guy has put 10,000 lifetimes into karaoke and he hasn't got anywhere. It's not got anywhere. This is how you remind me of what I really am. It's like you to say sorry. That was way more than the first story. It's time. It's just doing it again. It's just doing it again.

Take two. It didn't happen this time. It's fine try it again Oh my you know what else he's he's lacking on this song is the passion behind these lyrics Not like you sorry He doesn't even rise and fall in the right place Relative pitches and even it's fucking amazing Yeah This is you want to listen to Nickelback. Oh, I don't know what's a Nickelback to this This is terrible. Yeah, you're doing it all wrong. You're doing the mumble rap thing

Yeah, you're supposed to do an any better impression. That's how you do Nickelback. Everybody fucking knows that Well, what's funny is that he can tell at points where he fucked up on the line and he tries to cram it in real quick Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's long gaps of nothing and then he trams in as many words as you can to thin it He's doing now Was this from the smule where did you find this this was from the smule stuff? Why is the mix so bad? Why is there never a good mix for bad to seek ups? Like the rap stuff we were playing with Dick, it's just like, Why are you bringing your vocals up? We're trying to hear your vocals! For it in your home with breakin' in my room You're dead, you're in my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my room with my I might never see him again after that. There was one note he hit there that made my fucking spine curl. Oh shit.

It's experimental. All right. Dude, I'm a Dylan fan. I'm a dead Kennedy fan. You know what I mean? You don't have to have a crystal clean voice to impress me. But wow. All right, let's switch gears.

Let's listen to some Amanam. Yeah. We know. Oh, excellent. We know that Pety Brokenskaw loves Eminem. Looks up to a lot of his rapping style, I think, is based on Eminem's style. So he should be able to pull this off, right? Sure. Yeah, you think.

We'll be trice, real name, no gimmicks. In reality, we're... Who'd fill up our girls, go runny outside? Runny outside. Runny outside. I Yes Different time zone what's going on? He's an Australia or something for him. It's tomorrow For him yesterday Is she must death? Does he still have a sense of hearing at all? Has he been doing this? Then why does he hold the headphones part?

Why does he hold the headphones? Maybe that's why he has to hold the headphones. He's just full of work. I got to go back to five below. It gets more. We'd better be sure to take you to another effect. Yeah. I just the other person on her. Yeah, I'll give you a little bit of weed, missing some hot. Look at the rock. Yeah, she's...

For the song before, and her hot, throw about a dog. She's her headphones in it, and you're the bee. When I rockin' the table, I was operatin'. Hey, where's this song that's off the beat? Cause I'm back, I'm a new rag, and I'll be late, ain't it?

I was a job of shayne, but cause my dog was complicated. So the FCC won't let me be, and let me be me, so let me see. They tried to shut me down on MTV, I got to say if I had the original tracks, I could fix this in post. You just gotta move his tracks over, just rip. And that's it. We got it.

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I'm taking the back. I'm taking the back. I'm taking the back. I'm taking the back. I'm taking the back. I good music again guys. I gotta listen to some good stuff Here's one from Jervis Tatch who came in on the OP song parody I am the greatest I am the greatest man in the world I am better than all those stupid little boys and girls And if you see me coming, you better get out of my way Because my balls are so big, they're momentum is impossible to change

And the greatest, I am the greatest man in the world I am better than all those stupid little boys and girls Alright, full disclaimer, there's actually Maddox singing a song that dick wrote for a cartoon pilot that they made together And Maddox lost the job of doing the voiceover because he could not fucking sing with shit. So that's kind of funny. All right, let's see what else actually came in. This one came in from Brandon, from the Drew and Mike show,

decided to get involved in the OP song parody God does. Hey move your ass! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna get you a smile Holy and fearless, we've been It's the price of the city You are such a cheap battle Open your hands, I'm gonna say Box and feelings, I'm gonna say How you look at your feelings What a far-fetched dream I know he wasn't thrilled with the mix that he had on that one. He ran out of time, but I love the don't fear the sweeper is phenomenal idea.

All right, Mr. Magenta has sent in a few songs, and here is everyone's favorite band, Stix. Oh great. Ah! I'm failing away. Set an open course for obscurity. I've got to be free. Free from talented people like Anthony. Like Anthony, my podcast debut at number two. People realized it was dog shit and I lost all my views but I'll try brother man. I'll try

Okay Something this I don't what I could go do something else. No, you couldn't I certainly I could do something else tomorrow. Yeah, someone's saying I'm not gonna make up my own. Now, give it a shot though. I sing come fell away come fell away come fell away I'm here come fell away come fell away come fell away Come fell away I'll be all right Carl you take this verse I come fell away Send a quick necklace to the first

Come fell away yeah Brandon Crowe sent it to me to everybody I'm feeling the way. Yeah, friends and girls. And tingles, everybody. Come, go, go. Come, go, go. Come, go, go. Come, go, go. Come, go, go.

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All right, this one comes in from SawChuck on Discord, Coco on YouTube. Presenting sounds of hope, all your favorite hits and one incredible collection. Are you ready for football? A Monday night party! Maria! Maria! Am I having a stroke? Oh

Am I having a stroke? I think we're having the same stroke Very old producer Chris what was in that brown? Oh my god, we're the mortemers. There's a dive on the left alive music starts in an hour You've got the whole schedule down car. Oh be Uncut. I hope you know, I hope you know I hope that this has nothing to do with you If personal, my self and I It's your right to press freedom I'm straightening out to two

It's time to beat a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry She just used that That's the winner The winner is the one I knew we were coming So good Alright What the fuck The That one that that one bad shit was was really yeah the one that shit was great

The rest was like when I ate too many edibles and stuck my head in the garbage disposal on accident and then recorded it. Yeah So I don't know if you guys remember this the music special that everybody loves. Oh, yeah, universally Of course Brandon was on that show with me. Oh, it was actually just the two of us Lucky duck. Yeah, there was a song that I played from my band sluts called malt wicker I might have been a teenager when I wrote it. It's a very old song from my perspective Well, somebody put together a song parody from the Mont-Likker song, Tony Muskrat, who's been in this contest already,

and this is called the Bald Likker song, and it's, in my opinion, very impressive, but we'll see what the discord thinks. This is our podcast song, Give It A Go! It's not about Westwood or the O.A. Show. It's about that live stream I do for my car If that Chinese guy eyeballs me, I'll break his arm I went down the G.B. hearts to have me a beer

And Ola was serving me, I wish Carl was here Romain on my burger, so it made me miss Vic He always destroyed with the Caesar leaves bit Shirad is gone to any never said thanks I guess he's too busy with bombing on skanks I used to be on radio and TV Now send me a star so my family won't leave me I pick up my zoom and the kids leave the room

I constantly lie so don't ever believe me This is my podcast song don't be surprised If I point out that Cardinals are loved one three five Comedians are riffing, it's time to take calls Tastes no way for Michigan, show us your ball I become soccer paddy the way that I jog With Sandy Kane's talent and Lady Dysarn I've become soccer paddy the way that I jog With sandy cane talin' and lady dizzar My show is horrendous, I'm mentally ill

My only source of income is selling dick pills My life is pathetic, I don't understand I only get hard-watching people a bam I used to be an ex-administered Now I'm in denial or completely delirious I try to be gross That's my idea of the joke It's a miracle I've professionally did this

That was the malt liquor side from Slots 2001 coming at ya Wow, that wasn't well done That wasn't well done Come back when you got an angel dust in half and perils Let's see it. I won more from this batch. And this is Mr. Magenta again. And I played this a little bit on the live stream

when I was Carol Hamburger. I'm not going to play the whole song here, because it's very annoying. You like your poppy shit, huh? I like, uh, what's the name of this song? BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

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Sir! Sir! Sir! Mattis Wales, sir! Alright, we got the punchline, Ed. Alright, I'm just gonna say it. Better pitched than modern David Lee Roth. Wow. He's a harmonious, he's still got a rock. I'm saying Mr. Magenta and Wolfie get together. Go tour, I'm just saying. You might be out to something there.

All right, let's figure out our finalists, everybody. So I have ones that I think should be in the finals. For example, Greg's delusion our finalists, everybody. So I have ones that I think should be in the finals. For example, for example, Greg's delusions. I used to have a radio show. Yeah. It just didn't turn out the way I wanted it to. You know, I try hard to come up with the bits like like baby Dern to bring me my blue and it was some blueberries and he wouldn't bring them to me So I started a new show and Anthony's obsessed with me and Jim is obsessed with me and the O&A fans are obsessed with me

They won't leave it alone and it builds up inside Uncle Paul is too craft go bald. So I wear hats. I can't joke. I can't laugh at anything at all I'm not crazy Greg's solution through the one that's crazy Greg's solution everyone's crazy Greg's solution my co-hostie hates black my wife gang bang Jack S I can't joke. I can't laugh at anything that's aimed at myself Yeah, that's a great one.

That's Tony Muscrat. And that one was phenomenal. There's three different songs in there. I'm not going to play them all right now, but very well done. Definitely a front runner in this. I have to say my favorite song so far, I'm going to play it in its entirety because this cracks me up. I don't know why, but I think this is one of the best ones

Yes I'm coming out, I've got to move my car and all my friends are dead. Such a great song. That's genius. Such a perfect song. I don't want to skew any of the boat, but that one cracks me up. A couple of the other ones I think should make the finals, but I'll talk to you guys about this too, but I got to say the card of electric brought it this time around. Reluctantly crouched in his driver's seat. Engines running meter, maids on the street,

street sweepers coming, time to roll, winding and crying. What is the goal? You definitely maneuver. All right, so that's a good one. And I also liked the Beatles. Parody that Cart of electric put together. I used to be a radio star.

Now I'm being in a chart because I'm such a cheap state. Cheap, cheap, cheap, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- with cause and he put together this one. Oops, it's a loan. He seems kind of drunk. Parking on the streets just to save a couple bucks. Meter made, asked him what he's doing. Fired from his job, taking pictures of Geyspoo and Hezo. Hezo, call the piss car.

Oh, Hezo, Hezo's open! He's open! Ben from Gavharts! My name is Greg, also known as OP. I like to record every stupid thing I see. I am really funny, don't call me a hack. Why the hell won't you roll? Can call me back! He's open! He'spe, don't need Anthony. He's ope, he's ope, he's ope.

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Why do they die? Ugh. Die. He's off, he's off, he's oh, are you a boner guy? That one's hilarious. Amazing. And then we had from Brian DeWald, Opion Fire. I would say turn off the livestream right now. Opieradio.com. Slesley Larson, Glacier's game.

The Batman. Tim Brady, Russell Westbrook, Marvel Loos, Graham Crock for the 4th Raiders. Opie and Dablin, John Podcast. Good afternoon, Pat Doppi. So that's a fun one, obviously. A lot of work went into that one. Opie and Dabbling John podcast good afternoon pat So that's a fun one obviously a lot of work into that one and then the last one I want to say should be in the running is This other one that took a lot of production and very well put together Is this you on a Tuesday night desperately wanting to go to karaoke, but just to celebrate. Also, Brian DeWalt. I'm Tommy M from Time Vampire Records, and we have all the bad karaoke you could ever want in one collection.

This is gonna be the dumbest thing you hear today. That's right. Our friend Greg, O.B.U.S. has graced us with some of the worst karaoke tracks ever. Classic hits like... And... Alright so that goes, that's good stuff. Like I said, I'll get that all up on SoundCloud. Anything I missed, guys, that we should have. I would put on the one, uh, I guess that's why no one calls old Opie Hughes.

Yeah, I agree. I agree. So that one's from this week. We'll make it to the finals and the sticks one and sticks. Yeah, sticks. Yes, definitely. Okay. And shame is doing M&M. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Okay. And Shane is doing M&M. Yeah. All right.

All right, so that leaves us with four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Ooh, that might be too many. No, I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put together like a reddit poll. I don't know how many choices you can put on a reddit poll. Is anyone know off the top of their heads? Good, that was a test to see how busy you guys are

with Reddit, I'm glad everybody bested here. Somebody wrote in the discord that we should be playing these songs or Anthony should play these songs on his show, I'm gonna be on Anthony's show April 11th and I will be bringing some of the best OP and Sintering John's song parodies. Excellent. Yes, I'm that show. So that will be bringing some of the best OP and Sintering John Song parodies. Excellent. Yes, I'm that show.

So that will be a lot of fun looking forward to that. All right, Brandon, shitty song of the week. I'm gonna be on soon. Well, she got going on over on shitty song of the week. Well, you can check us out anywhere you guys listen to the podcast. We just put up our most recent episode is a shitty as female rappers that's out now. You can check us out over at shittysong.show

where you get links to the social media feed, the Patreon, our new merch, which is now up and available for everybody. Yeah, just go check it out. Worst lady rapper, how do you find the best? Which one's the best? Well, they're all pretty bad so far. Yeah. I mean, I'm going, I'm going south, Peppa all day, but you know, I'm a south, Peppa guy, I don't know. What do you think, Brad? Who won? Who won worst female rep?

I maybe don't want to give it away. Busse, tell me. So, so far, it's, well, the battle is against some, some one named Lake Heli 47 versus some rain. And so far, some rain's taking it. Okay, all right. Yeah, I don't know what he's like. You never heard of this.

He's got to listen to the show. He got to listen to him, understand. Exactly. What's going on? And I'm going to be on there. We're going to be talking about the worst rock song of the 2000s. Yep.

Whew. And I've got a gem for you. Oh, boy. Okay. That's a big list All right, are you gonna secretly play Carl's music? That's a gem alright He's the guy who would do that too The worst I know what the best rock song is from the two thousand

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Stuttering John has decided that he knows all about copyright law. Oh, good. Which is really funny. Yeah. He starts off his latest beer on the balcony with this. This is great. And as you can see, the bad are this is a, this show is copyrighted by me. It is behind a paywall. So that's how it works.

Now without further ado, all right. So he's got a banner running across the bottom that says copyright, stuttering, John podcasts, and none of the capitalization is correct. It's all over the fucking place. Of course, John wrote it. Yeah, that's how that works. And he goes, first off, he says it was copyrighted. Yeah, it's copyrighted.

Yeah. And then he goes, and I put the banner on here.written. Yeah. It's copy-righted. Yeah. And then he goes, and I put the banner on here. So this is copy-righted, you can't use it. That's how that works. Well, no, that's not how that works. So, John, you're doing with an adult. I'm an adult man.

I'm not an idiot. I know how copy-right works. You're the one who doesn't. In fact, I even sent that video clip to an attorney I'm friends with. And I just wrote, hey, just real quick, is this how an attorney I'm in front of us, and I just wrote, hey, just real quick, does this, is this how this works? I think the response was, nope.

Nope. Not even that legal terminology. No, this how that works. So he brings on the great Doug Stanhope. Great guests by the way, congrats John. Like I said, guys, you're subscribed to Beer on the Belkin. This is an infomercial for Beer on the Belkin. He Doug Stanhope, very good comedian. Yeah. And when he comes on the first thing he does is correct John

I'm honored to call him a friend. Ladies and gentlemen, Doug stand-home. How are you? Good morning Good morning, and it's copy written not copy rated not copy written. Oh Thank you very much I was trying to do everything at once. Just the first of them actually using these banners because, you know, even though this is behind a pay wall, these idiots posted, you know, went and I'm getting sick of it, you know what I mean? And so that grammar cluster fuck of a banner just runs the whole time? It does. Oh my god. No, it's great though.

It's great because at a certain point, he does turn it off. Yeah. Because he feels like, all right, that's run enough now. They get the points. That's all you can do to legally make this a copy, right in material. Yeah, it'll sink in there. So fucking funny.

And not only is the capitalization as a mess, the punctuation as a mess, the punctuation as a mess too, there's that fucking mislead to that is a crann. Yeah, it's a fucking disaster of a sentence. It is something else. All right, let's listen to the John try to compliment Doug stand up.

Now, I don't know Doug stand up super well, but I'm a big fan of his. I love his comedy and I've heard him on lots of shows and I've seen him just stand up. I get the sense of Doug's not one of these guys who needs people praising him all the time. Yeah. You know, he's one of these guys

that he's pretty comfortable in what he does. He's got his, he's a unique talent. He's got his stick. He's got his voice. And John complimenting him is awkward for everyone if John could even talk, which of course he could act. Yeah. And you are a great comic and you know what? So many comics like, you know, they look up to you.

I mean, I have like, I mean, it's, I mean, I mean, even on your Wikipedia, they compare you style to Bill Berr and Bill Hicks. Even his Wikipedia says that he's a good comedian. Can you believe it? Oh my God. You know what, what's more polite is saying, fuck you dude. I'm gonna weird thing to say. They can bury you and it has to be two bills, I guess,

for some reason, like, well, yeah, Bill Burr billhicks, I understand why both of those are used in this for whatever reason. Oh, just the Wikipedia thing. Doug Stannhope was not impressed by what's written out of wiki pay. No, Doug Stannhope born March 25th. I was reading it to him. Yes, and he had to be birthday.

Yeah, maybe that's why I'm drinking water today. Is an American stand up comedian or author, political activist and podcast host, assistant material, favors, cost it, you know, often obscene observations of life and style of Bill Hicks and Bill Burr while he delivers while consuming alcohol. And I love, you know why I love that? I tell you, Doug, because you're one of the ones like me. Like, I'll drink on stage. Don't compare yourself to Doug stand up. Just because you're both a drink on stage.

Oh my fucking god. You know, we're just like each other. You know what I mean? Dude, there's this porn star who smokes cigarettes after sex. I'm just like that porn star. I also like a cigarette after sex. I can't fucking believe I just watched him read

the Wikipedia summary to the guy's face. Well, it's almost like he knew that we made fun of him for not doing any research on lose. So he's like, I'm gonna do all my research on Doug Stano. I'll do it fresh on the spot. He reads his birthday. Hey, that was yesterday. He's like, yeah, all right.

What are we doing? You can't even fucking imagine. Remember that time I remembered your birthday. So then John has some crazy story about almost hooking up with a chick when he was married, which is, I want to get your, Jenny would react to those guys. Yeah. But I just couldn't wait to get out and get a little strange,

if you will, you know, it was just like, come on, man. I mean, I turned down Crystal Bernard from wings to hot blonde on wings. Oh, yeah. Because I was a guest star on that show and she brought me back to the dressing room. She's like, what's a cute guy like you doing married? And I could have, I was contemplating, but my wife happened to be in the, like in the

green room with my kid who was a year old and I'm like, nah, I can't, I can't do this. You have children, no. Children are great. Dude, John Story was, I could have fucked this hot chick There were just a couple of problems with it. Yeah, I'm married. That's not a problem Yeah, be my wife was in the room next door and see my one-year-old was with my wife in the room next door super annoying Yeah, cockblock and kids Touch a cock box. Please fucking kids. Do you have kids? Doug, are you actually getting laid? What's going on?

I think cockpuckers. Oh my God. I could have fucked a hot chick from a TV show because she smiled at me. If my kid wasn't behind a Hollywood and door, right outside there. What a weird fucking... Oh my God.

Huffleprag, that is. Also, getting back to the show prep, how does he not know Doug stand up, doesn't have kids? Yeah, that's like, that's a pretty, that's a thing that you would know about Doug stand up. Yes, a guy's that far. And obviously not. Oh my fucking God.

I just have a few more from this beer out of the balcony. You know, that's some other things that I want to talk about from this week. But John, as we know, has had issues with this internet connection from time to time. Yeah, even though he's a big shot. I don't know if Wands paying the spectrum bills. I don't know what's going on Yeah, but that doesn't stop John from accusing other people of having shitty internet You're freezing up a lot and I don't know

I am or because you are I'm not the one is freezing up You're the one is freezing up. You're the one who's freezing up. See John, the way this works is that on his end, you're freezing up and on your end, he's freezing up and he's like, no, I'm not throwing his freezing up. You're the one who's freezing up. You're fucking this all up.

So now John's forced to kill time because Doug's gonna reconnect and move to a different room. Good, good, good, good. And I love that when we talk about Stuttering John and we talk about like even Opie going like I run laps around this guy as a podcaster. He's not a, he's not a podcaster. He's not a broadcaster. He's not good at this type of thing.

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Tonight Show stuff when he was on this tonight. Yeah, and they did a bit when his movie One Too Many came out. Mm-hmm. And they had this guy Ross the intern And saw that yeah, okay. Yeah, you asked that too. So they had Ross the intern go to the premiere of One Too Many Yeah, and the running gag from this bit on the tonight show was watching people lead before the movie had ended. Yeah, yeah. So Ross, these are just standing out in the lobby and people are walking out, as soon as the movie started, hey, where are you guys going?

They're like, oh, we're just going to the car for a second. They're like, I was like trying to sneak out and then even John leaves his own movie. Yeah. Before it's over. But my point was, I'm sorry. I got lost in why that was funny.

My point was, even back then, John on the Tonight Show, it's such an ancillary character. Like he didn't have any Christmas set there and they're like, so we went inside John's movie and he's talking to Ross, the intern of this character on the show.

And they're just looking at John's and he's going, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you believe this idiot made a movie? Yeah, yeah, he's just like, oh, he didn't do nothing. So let's get into behind the scenes. Everyone likes behind the scenes. Yes. And that's why we're doing this live stream now

with who are these podcasts. You can watch us actually record the show. See how the sausage is made? If you're a Patreon member on Supercast, you can log in. Actually, I should mention, not just watch the show live, how the sausage is made. If you're a Patreon member on Supercast, you can log in. Actually, I should mention, not just watch the show live, I leave it up there.

So if you want to go back and watch us do this at any point, you can go back and watch this. Oh, you can see how the fudge is packed. You can see it. How the slide whistle works. Not the saying, but okay. So this is John talking about behind the scenes, he's going to DC, and he just needs to get some press credentials.

I'm going to DC in April. Actually, was on the phone with the press department in DC. I had to make a couple of phone calls. First thing was on the phone with print. Then I was on the phone with the Senate's office, then they gave me a number for TV and radio. So I have to give them a call today or tomorrow. So I will certainly, but I will be there in April.

God knows going to meet me there and help me out. Mexican call him Maggie. Thanks for the $5, John. I don't get paid until April. Sorry. So cheap. Love the show. Look, anything helps.

And no one has to do it. Tight me. But I do appreciate it because I do have a lot of money to spend in when I go to DC. Fat chance, MG Daniel. if I have to put up a crew, if I have to get, you know, at a hotel, the M. track's not too much, but I also got to get, yeah, I got to get a crew, hotel, the flight, you know, it all adds up. Kimberly Glaan's Chris Derrickson, I'd like to get press credentials though, Jackie Hopson. He's no different than a TV evangelist, except he doesn't make money. Yeah. Right?

He's back in for the most basic of shit. Literally, there was a person out there who just gave her five, gave him five bucks and said, I'm really sorry. This is all I have. So these are the people who should not be donating money. Yeah. Just uttering, John, if five bucks is like, I didn't get paid yet, this is all the money that I have. Yeah. Yeah. Like, John shouldn't be grifting from these people. It's not a good look.

I know, Mexicali Maggie's gonna have to switch to a cheaper baloney. This is gonna be a failure. Yeah. This whole trip to DC, you're talking about like, it's gonna be expensive, I gotta get a crew together, I gotta do this, I gotta do that. It's like, maybe have a business model first.

Well, we still want him to have the trip. Oh, I do. Well, I want this to happen. And I hope he has the trip. If any of this is to be believed, which I think all of it is very suspect. So, look at it. If we're taking him as a word, he's booked a flight

without having a place to stay or knowing how he's gonna get around town. He just knows some guy is gonna meet him there. Right. And he also- I got him Gonzo. Yeah. It's a go-wow.

And it sounds like, and again, you know, taking him at his work, that he called up the Senate and pretended to be a print journalist. Yeah. Is that what we just heard? Yeah. He's a newspaper columnist. Apparently. And now he's gonna call the TV and radio division. They just are giving him phone numbers call, which he, you know, will get to eventually, I guess.

Yeah, it's an air tomorrow. So is he gonna pretend to be a TV and radio journalist? Does he think that just anybody on YouTube is gonna get credentials and access to Senate events or something? How does he think any of this work? I don't know, but I'm very much looking forward to seeing the end product from all of this.

And I hope we get a lot of behind the scenes material. You know what this work? I don't know, but I'm very much looking forward to seeing the end product from all of this. And I hope we get a lot of behind the scenes material. You know what I mean? I hope so. I'd be surprised if we do, but we will see. All right, so then he brings on his guest, Tony Michaels. And Tony Michaels is a guy who's never been on a show before, but you're gonna be surprised.

Super liberal. Ah. He has a guest on who's really into liberal politics. Speaking of brainless people who wear red hats, you know, there's a seven hour gap in between the call log at the White House, but you know, there's about a seven hour gap between the Cheeto des Mopsters years. That's what I call, that's what I call a normal Trump. Did everyone get that joke?

Did he say there's a seven hour gap between his ears? Wouldn't like a seven inch gap or like wouldn't it be like a measurement of distance rather than time? Well, Einstein did say the time and space a related That one again from this hilarious jokester but picture quantum mechanics well you're here. Okay, I got a seven hour gap But tree between the Cheeto des Mopsters years. That's what I call. That's what I call normal Trump So I

Like I like the video that they did yesterday. I take it that you like the two. Yeah, I'm, you know, I discovered those guys. Did you know that? All right, so that just a credit for the Midas Touch Brothers. I discovered them. He said that he discovered them. So I went ahead and I went to their Wiki page, Midas Touch. Yeah. A control find for the word stuttering. And John, no, I'd be found. Oh, not on the page. Yeah. A control find for the word stuttering and John nowhere to be found. Oh, not on the page at all. Are you saying whoever wrote that wiki page doesn't realize that John discovered them that stuttering John is trying to big time someone. I won't stand for that, Carl. So what's funny is that even though he discovered might as touch, John's not on their network,

this guy is. I thought that John's a little bit better about us. I mean, they have a billion shows on their network although they haven't asked me, you're on the network. I am, so we were recently partnered with might as such. We do a two hour show every single weekday. All right. Yeah, he sounds a little better there. Yeah, he goes, I discovered that without even

on the network. This guy does a show five days a week. And he uses their Facebook feed. So he goes through the Mindestouch brothers. And I just want to break down because this is political talk. I want to show what level of political discourse we're at with these people. And look at, I'm not trying to turn this into left versus right, Democrats versus Republicans. None of that is going on here. I just want to show, these people happen to be Democrats,

have me a liberal, but I just want to show how dumb they are when it comes to politics. And it starts with them talking about this, don't say gay bill in Florida, which, you know, we all know about. And this guy is very excited that they won the messaging on this bill. The Democrats did. We see the Democrats are horrible at messaging, right?

But the one thing, the one thing that Republicans in Florida are absolutely pissed off about the bill that they just signed. They signed the bill. They voted in the wrong. That's right. The reason why they're mad, like I posted, do you see Ron Perlman's video where he was, he basically called the Santa's a POS.

So I posted that on TikTok on my accounts, to spread it around a bit, to show everyone what, what Rhonda Santa's really is. And the one comment I got was, oh, it doesn't say, don't say gay in the bill. Like they're so mad the Democrats won the messaging on that, right? Okay, so it's true, it doesn't say, don't say gay in the bill,

you could also easily say, don't groom children bill. You know, basically it's like children five to seven years old don't talk about sexual intercourse in any way you don't they don't need to hear about this shit don't sexualize children is the whole point of this in school anyway so he just said he goes yeah we got away the democrats did with calling the don't say gay bill which fucks everybody up

because it makes it sound like it's something different than what it actually is and we've won the messaging strategy And then they play this from Ron Proman and don't understand what he just said This is Ron Perlman Talking about this is his open letter to Ron to Sanctus. Yes, this hilarious And true by the way Good morning, Governor DeSantis Ron here And true, by the way. Good morning, Governor DeSantis, around here.

Don't say, yay. Don't say, as the first two words in a sentence spoken by a political leader of a state in the United States of America. Don't say. Don't fucking say you fucking Nazi pig. Say first amendment.

Read about it. Then run for office. You piece of shit. Oh, it's so fantastic. Spot on Ron was about Ron to Santa's, wouldn't he? Yeah, no, I'm so happy that you told me to play that because I mean, that's awesome. And I love because I love how people enlighten me. Like, that's a great point, don't say. I mean, you know, I mean, that's going against

the First Amendment. That's right. All these right-wing loons is, all they care about is protecting the Second Amendment. They can give a frock fat ass about the first one, I guess. So John got confused in his own argument. Did you hear that? It's not that don't say gay bill.

The Democrats created that and they're like, hey, you sign that bill in the law, don't say gay. That's against the first amendment. That's not what it is. Did you lose track of your argument on this one? Are you that stupid? That's the level of political discourse on these shows that's not having John in this retarded is doing. And I don't know who's watching this shit. If you on these shows, instead of John and this retard is doing.

And I don't know who's watching this shit. Well, if you're into politics, you can't watch this shit. You would be like, okay, these people are idiots. The fact that they play this video and the video is just one guy call another guy a prick. Yeah. And we're, I mean, using like monosolabic words. And then they're like, that was enlightening. That was enlightening. Yeah.

I worked from that video. I've never heard one guy call another guy a prick like that before, and that was great. Really? It's really funny because after that, John goes on to explain it to Bates having at his pub, Scotland yard that he hangs out at. And I always love it, people want to introduce how smart they were and the argument at a bar

to someone else. So he goes, yeah, I'm talking to'm talking to these, these idiots at the bar and they think that Will Smith's Oscar should be taken away. And, and I'm like, oh, do you think Pete Rose should be in the hall of fame? Oh, you do? Oh, oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Am I right? Am I right? He's talking to this guy like their bodies like, see? I got over on those guys at the pub. I'm so smart. God, idiots. Oh, fuck. Any ends that with conservatives don't care about the first amendment.

Right, that's why rumble exists. And every other fucking alternative platform that they've all been kicked off of. So let's go to another episode. And this is John getting trolled, which is always one of my favorite things. Baby Yoda, thanks for the two bucks. Uh, uh, no, you know, and then I get it, you know, you know, a horrible troll, you know,

it's, uh, I love the trolls. Do you like the trolls, John? I love the trolls. Yeah, you know, it's just, you know, when they say stuff about my transgender kid, it's, it's icy. So they, they, when they go after kids, they're no longer a troll. They're an asshole. And assholes need to be need to be let out of the building with their head opening the door. I want to go and it's cowardice because they do it anonymously. If that

idiot would do it to my face, right? You know what I mean? Well, let me tell you something about the Chris walk. Will Smith go to one of my gigs and do it to my face. Right. You know what I mean? Well, let me tell you something about the Chris Walk, Will Smith, go to one of my gigs and do it to my face. And then we'll see how tough you are. Right. John's inviting people to confront him. He does it all the time. This is going to happen at some point. Someone can confront him. He's going to play the victim. John, you've been asking people to punch you out at the pub at your comedy shows. He's also inviting people to his gigs, which is a good idea. Actually, and there's Tom of the door. You're there to punch me.

I mean, see me. Plus one. Just for guy the whole time. He's like, okay, but what I want to talk about is, okay, but what I really want, yeah, right. Okay, but let's move on to like he's he's trying to somehow steer this into like some sort of human conversation kind of. Well, you saw that John got distracted by the chat.

Yeah. And he starts reading. He's not reading out loud. And he goes, oh, oh, it's a troll. And then he immediately goes to, they're talking about my trans kid. Let me read you the comment because I went to the video and I looked at the comment

that he was reading when this happened. Yeah. It's from Hot Single, Vietnamese teacher. Ooh, she's single. And it's, I think Vietnamese teacher. Oh, she's single. And it's science. I think this slap was a CIA sia to distract people from the fact that there are US biological labs in Ukraine.

John reads that and says, oh, you're talking about my kids, my transgender kid. He loves to play the transgender card to make himself the victim, even when the person who was commenting had nothing to do with his kid or transgender or anything. First off, wasn't that your story on last week's creep off? Yes. That's what he was reading that said.

Okay, it's wild. And he gets so set off and angry. And like I said, this guy's like trying to at least, okay, but let's, you know. This gets flottier because Carla H gives him a super chat. Yeah, check this out. Carla H takes for the two bucks. Have you ever been attacked by an audience member? I am never.

You know, and I made mistakes, you know, on stage. I mean, like, I guess for people who aren't watching, there was a time when we were doing the show and the disc or was photoshopping me in a lot of different ways. And this is the female version of me that Carla H is using. Oh my God. As their, as their appetite. It's been attacked by an audience member.

I have never, you know, and I made mistakes, you know, on stage. I mean, like, I guess the biggest one, Tony, that always be embarrassed about, I asked a woman once, you know, how many months pregnant she was and she wasn't pregnant. Oh fuck, buddy. Oh my God, man. That's the one thing you don't do. No, it's the one thing he does do.

He's an idiot. I think that's, I think that's pretty much the laugh for that one too. All right. So John compares himself to Will Smith. But he says that unlike Will Smith, he actually has restraint. Oh. And he can prove it with this example.

The funny thing about Centering John is that we've been watching him pretty closely for a couple of years now. And so, most of the stories he tells I've heard before, but every now and again, he brings one out that's brand new that we've never heard before. Howard Stern, while he was my boss, told me to abort my child because I wasn't fit to be a father.

Oh my God! I'll tell you you it took every ounce of my being To not get up and freaking punch the pelican in the face for singing that. Oh bitch bitch bitch I wish you would bring that up more often That's a horrible thing that happened. That really happened. I'm surprised you never said that before. That's why. Every ounce of my being not to abort that. After he says that, he talks about getting Chris Rock on the show as a guest. Good luck with that, John. If you get Chris Rock on the show, I'd be very impressed. Well, Chris Rock's tickets are going for thousands of dollars. Yeah.

I'm sure he'd be happy to go in front of a dozen people. Yeah, I'm sure he needs to promote it to start our job. For sure. All right, so then they talk about what Chris Rock should have done. Oh. No, no, no, I'm sorry. That's how I labeled it here. I believe this is what they think Will Smith should have done.

This is interesting. This is an angle I will tell you. I have not heard. I've heard a lot of people comment on this situation. I have not heard. I've heard a lot of people comment on this situation. I have not heard this angle. Really? It will smith, because he wrote his whole reputation now. Right.

Really, if he would have just, like John Fugel said on this show, if he would have just like, you know, grabbed the mic and said, and said, Chris, on my wife's surface from Alopecia, I'm sure you didn't know that, but it was wrong. I wish you'd take it back and honey. I love you. Right. He would have been a hero.

Oh, yeah. Or he would have said something like, you know, my wife suffers from alopecia. And there's many people around the world that do. And it's an instinct to joke. I don't think you should tell it. I think you should apologize to the world, Chris. And if you apologize, I think the world should accept your apology and

set back down and then Chris, Chris, Chris, you know, he would have applauded. He would have rift on it and he would have made it, he would have made it lighthearted, goodhearted, and he would have made it funny too. Cause this Chris rock. These people are fucking idiots. Real Smith should have ran up there, grabbed the mic out of his hand and said, that joke hurts people's feelings. And you should, as a comedian, never hurt anyone's feelings. How? Give it to him.

Oh, hey, honey. How dare you, sir? And then Chris Rock would have said, I need to realize I was hurting people's feelings. Yes. And I promise I will never do that again. That's, I don't know what K over me just now just right. Didn't even write that joke. No, it was handed to him. It's not even a joke. It wasn't even a good joke. These fucking idiots. Have you heard that take before? No. You should have grabbed the mic

on his hand and explained to him why that's not a funny joke. Could you imagine that comedy shows that actually happen? But not just like insulting people, just like people come up and just like, the reason why that joke didn't land is you need to like wait another beat before you tell them, oh, thank you audience member, great. Yeah, can everyone else give me notes after the show? Not during it.

Chris, I want to cut during the show. I'm written down by feelings on this paper about. Fucking idiot. So, John's been getting trolled this entire show, and then Benny Loco is moderator, finally shows up just to get reprimanded. Benny Loco, where's been getting trolled this entire show and then Benny loco as moderator finally shows up just to get reprimanded Benny loco where you been thanks for the 10 bucks if you're hearing him and thumbs up with the heck you waiting for I could have used you today They have been getting troll at the troll that really loving me So wait it cost ten bucks to be his moderator

Benny lov has to work for him and give him $10 and she still gets scolded for how does this work How the fuck does that work? Kakes for the 10 bucks you're fired Holy shit, what a scam. He is running. It is it is something else. I have to give him credit for it All right, so we've been goofing on the fact that John's gonna go to DC and Even if he gets these press credentials, you know, the print one, the other two. Yeah.

Let's say that he gets there and he gets in front of like Mitch McConnell. Oh yeah, press conference. You know, and he gets to finally ask Mitch McConnell these questions. And all right, listen, we don't have Fred, we don't have Jackie, we don't have Howard writing these jokes.

Right. But do you think for a second, Kroge, that these aren't gonna be just as funny as the jokes that he would ask celebrities back when he was on the Howard Stern show? Get ready to hold your sides. As he tells you, this is a little tease of some of the jokes that are gonna come out

with Mitch McConnell. Well, I want to ask Mitch McConnell all questions that revolve around a turtle. Like Mitch, you masturbate, is that called turtle waxing? Mitch, is this whole thing between you and Nancy Pelosi? Is that like a shell game you're playing at? And it's gonna be all like, you know, Mitch, you know, why don't you come out of your shell and say something nice about, you know, Joe Biden,

you know, I'm just gonna be all about turtles. Is this whole thing, is it everything going on and then politics down kind of like the tortoise in the head? It's gonna be, it going to be all turtle jokes. And I'll see how long that he, it'll take him to finally realize I'm freaking turtling him. All right. I am not a fan of Mitch McConnell or career politicians in general. I guarantee Mitch McConnell's way smarter than Senator John and will not fall for any of this horse shit. He thinks he's gonna play out over seven or eight questions and then eventually he's gonna be like,

hey, wait a second. And just one more thing. I know, does he think he's gonna get like a sit down interview? Like a pretty minute. Like 60 minutes folks. Yeah, he's gonna be like 60 minutes with Mitch McConnell. Yeah, those folks do that like once Twice a year if at all. I mean it that shit is this guy's hold on a second. He's got more turtle jerks I know you thought that he probably blew his wand there. No, he's got more you can win me over

Oh man Mitch if you fall over could you get back up? If you fall all over, can you get back up? I like the turtle jokes. I like it. I like it. I like it. So when are you doing this? Do you want to talk? I mean, tortoise reform.

Tortoise reform. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, you got to have tortoise reform. How would you know? It's going to be all turtle jokes. I like turtles. This portoni Michael's guy has to sit there and listen to these and be like, oh yeah, no, that's, that's also good. Yeah, that's a pretty good one right there.

If you look closely, you can see in his eyes him questioning life itself. Yes, correct. He's like, we him and I agree on things that can't be good. You know, I get here. I could sit here for 27 more minutes or I could kill myself. And's looking pretty. I got to say John gave me some good ideas for the roast of Vinnie Paulino, all pizza jokes. Oh, there you go. All pizza jokes. You know, Vinnie's girlfriend in the high school was a pizza face, not because she had zits because she was a pizza. Oh, actually, I might use that. That's actually not too bad. All right, the last clip that I have from Stuttering John is he tries to tell both this Tony

Michael's guy and the Army Major Richard O'Gita, a Norm Macdonald job. Oh boy. Now, what we know about Stuttering John is that he fancies himself a comic. He does for some reason. Right. And he gets very offended if you say he's not a professional comic. Like, that's what he does.

He's a comic. He tours the world, tours the country. He tells jokes for a living. So I have a feeling that this McDonald joke is gonna go off without a hitch. He's gonna just nail it. And it's not a horror story. It reminds me of the,

and it's not a hard. It reminds me of the. And it's not a politically correct joke, but Norm McDonald does this great joke. And I'll just share with you. And you know, I love Norm and he wasn't always politically correct. So just, you know, this is don't quote me on this, but this was his joke. It was so funny,

because he goes. He goes. So a guy walks into a storm and he goes, hey, do you have any Polish sausage? And then the guy goes, are you Polish? And he goes, why would you think that? Because I want Polish sausage. So if I asked for some Irish soda, but does that mean I'm Irish? You know, if I ask for some Swedish meatballs, does that mean I'm Swedish?

If I ask for some Italian, if I ask for some Polish, I know if I ask for some Italian sausage, does that make me Italian? And then the guy behind the counter goes, no, it's because you're at a hard Westaw. I can't do it justice, but you know, just right.

My uncle, who molested us on a weekly basis was told better jokes. And Saturday, John, and I liked him more you call that a cock or he was more pleasant to be around That's Sunnery John Melendez only shit is he's gonna choke on his own tongue eventually Living you sam oh it's bad. It's so bad. Oh boy. Let's talk about what's going on with March, bad, March, badness.

Oh yeah. Real quick. We gotta get to our current round and see what's doing. All right. Round three, we had the FATLIP versus the Jack Debra View show. The FATLip wins 56 to 24 So the Fetlip as made it to the the round of three is the quarterfinals Versus OP radio squeaking by financial 5-49 to 33

That's a tough bracket right there. That is a tough one who's gonna come out of that one Man Calvars call her daddy call her daddy takes that one 50 to 29 Stuttering John versus Tiger Bell. Wow. Is that a rock? Stuttering John 74 to seven Belly on belly action Sarah's over in versus Bert cast Sarah Silverman with an easy victory there. She is funnier She's in the quarter finals and then I thought this was interesting. The Jerry Bansfield show versus two bears won cave. So Bert shows up again. Yeah. Two bears won cave wins in overtime. 40 to 40 was the vote. I don't know how they gave it to two

bears won cave. So that's another tough bracket. Two bears won cave versus Sarah Silverman. That could go either way. How could you even decide who's the favorite in that one? I don't know. Those are the two of the favorite in that one? I don't know. Those are the two of the worst things that have ever happened to me. You and race. Well, and then the final bracket comes down to Tom Myers winning 73 to 9 over how to this get made versus the briefcase taken out free beer and hot wings easily. So these are our two podcasts that rolled in the round before.

Now they have some stiff competition up against each other. So those are the eight finalists. Wow. How do people vote on this? March, badness. You go to this URL right here, which you can find on my Twitter. You can also find it in the show notes of this episode

or the last episode. Fantastic. And you can go and it in the show notes of this episode or the last episode. Fantastic. And you can go and vote on who you think should win March badness. Crush. Yeah. What have we done today? Did we do anything? We've done it all.

Oh, I guess we have. So you know what that means. What does it mean? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. The team. The team. The team. We'll be reviewing a next week's WATTP. Let's check it out. We haven't even really gone. Yeah, hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is blocked party. This is episode number 175. I'm John. I'm so we have a great guest with us this week. They are the editor of Reductress Sarah Papalardo is here. Hi, Sarah. Hey, John. Hey, what's going on? Oh, you know, you know, so this is a show called Blocked Party.

It came in from outside command on Discord. This show has over 1300 patrons on Patreon. And it's all about getting blocked on social media. Wow. By people. The blocked party. Yeah, there you have it. Is the show, we'll be reviewing next week, programming notes.

We'll be recording on Thursday. Probably notes. We'll be recording on Thursday, probably put out the episode right your time on Sunday, but we will be traveling to New York. And I'm going on, Anthony Cumias show. We're going on Tony from Mac the movies. So we got a bunch of things that we have coming up. W-A-T-P press tour. That's right, the press tour for w-A-T-P live.com,

get your tickets, come see us in Nashville. Why wouldn't you want to go to Nashville? It's gonna be a ball. I can't fucking wait. I'm really excited about it. We're selling tickets, it's going well, promoters are happy, and so I feel like it's real now. Yeah.

We've been talking about this for a while, but now it's like real. It's a thing that's happening, and I'm stoked about seeing me a lot of fun. Crows, thanks so much for coming on today. Anything you want to talk to my friend? Yeah, I'm gonna be on me a lot of fun. Croch, thanks so much for coming on today. Anything you want to park my front? I have a friend. Yeah, I'm gonna be on the subreddit later and my name is Smelly IUD. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha podcast, sleep while every ponies. Starting in the most this of morning radio.

I'm now the show is full for now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. And now. From our friends at the Facebook group, Josh Posts looks like Stuttjo is getting into the parody song game. Wonder how he'd feel about Episode 300. and he retweets John Melendez.

Manfred Man's song about Trumpsters. Blinded by the right, and by the Trump douche. Not very bright, lied to by the right, and the fox knows that it's mostly your whites. Well, you know, you get the idea. Johnny responds, genius, the next weird out. Rob, fucking retard. Shane, this tweet somehow smells like Kourz Light. Richard, talk about a wasted batch. No wonder his dad used to beat the shit out of him. Hunter confesses, I tried. I tried to sing this in tune in my head. It didn't work so I switched to a

good song. Po-a little juby thought he was a coon. Howard, Howard, Howard Stern. And from the gang on our YouTube channel, Jason comments on our latest regarding Julia Fox and company. Awesome! I hope all their listeners are great at life. Huesy entertainment opines, all these women look like late 80s AeroSmith. Adam B.

I thought the patent Oswald podcast was bottom of the barrel, but oh no. Mr. Hamburger manages to dig even deeper now. Dave, how much did Stuttering John pay you guys to find people more rapidly stupid than him? Ron gripes. I thought this was the unhealthily obsessed with Stuttering John podcast. What am I listening to? And in the subreddit, light erotic frisking asks, when is Carl dressing up as loose for the next deepfake video? Deeply unprincipled, loving the video content. It's a great perk for the Patreon.

I used to think that producer Chris sat behind some kind of mixing desk beavering away, twisting knobs and tapping screens, but he just sips on wine and brews the next zinger. Getty Lee's thumb. Wine? What a poofter! I used to think Chris was the secret of WATP's success. Well, in getting it slightly above mediocrity anyway, but now I'll have to give Carl all the credit dammit. Whitecloth is very marginally manly, or then wine.

Traditional memory, 62. Wow, that is not what I thought Andy would look like at all. Not even close. Maybe doing this on YouTube is not a good idea, Carl. But objective payment replies, Andy is a cutie pie. I was taken aback when I first saw him just because he didn't look as expected. Fat guy.

You get used to these things though. Same thing happened when I first saw Carl, Vinnie, etc. And baby butters plays us out with. Andy has always looked like Pat and I was welcome my head. We feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we feel, we, we feel, we feel, we feel, we Hello. Hello. I was happy you're still awake. I thought maybe you would have taken a nap by now. No, I'm sick as fuck though. Aw.

Are you in the bathroom right now? No, I just don't have like shit on my walls to, yeah. Or furniture apparently. Yeah. Did COVID take your furniture away? It's not like posters would make you sound good right now Are you in jail right now? Are you in the break? I'm not I'm not it. Have you been court-martialed yet? No, I have an NJP though Yeah, I don't know what that is

It's like Fuck it's pretty much like going to jail for the military. What does it stand for? Nonjudicial punishment. Oh, yeah, you got attention for what did you do? Allegedly I Provided alcohol to a minor And then did you have sex with them? And then did you have sex with them? You got married. You know what I did.

Vic, that's not cool. I'm gonna have a rewrite. Vic, we trusted you. What's gonna happen to Desville? What are you gonna be party-ing? Yeah. I mean, I did give a, who is it? crippled Jesus, a couple white clothes in Chicago, so.

There you go. Oh, that would explain a lot. That would explain a lot of what I saw from cripple Jesus that night. Victor, we have any new reviews that you want to read for us today. You literally have one. Nice. Perfect number. Um, this one's called losers by Billy and Rockwell. This podcast represents everything wrong with this country. All they do is steal other people's artistic expressions and make fun of them. Not cool.

The host is a creep and I'm pretty sure he isn't a socialist. Thanks, sweaty. And then he says, cancel a creepy Carl with three K's. Yeah. I like this guy. Hmm. I don't know about that, guys. Is that a five-star review?

It is. Nice. Much appreciated. I don't know about that guys. Is that a five star review? It is. Nice. Much appreciated. Don't forget to give us a five star review. Wherever you give reviews, it helps the algorithm. It helps us get found and we do appreciate that. Vic, let's listen to some voicemails, shall we?

I'm so excited. Me too. Yeah, we'll tell Kronner this is popular. This life's mess from the scene thiso. Um, this life is missing this week. I'm being a genius. All right, later. Whoa, is there a rivalry between Paco and Ben Brad, this guy?

Mantrack is who? That's what I say. Paco firing back. This is pretty exciting. I don't know what's going to happen. Everyone found the fuck down. Hi, Carlito. I'm going to come in on last week's episode to Pid and Truth. I'm currently listening to Fuck Me, Man.

These cunts, Jesus, I don't think I've got the tooth and amulet to get through this. It's fucking rough one. These women are why the world hates the United States I don't like them. See what I did there? fucking hell Fuck you. Oh boner guy 69 wait until you hear this week's broads. Wow Are you in for a treat Julia Fox and Alexis Haynes are why the World Hays United States. Well, that and our foreign policy. But no, I agree with what he had to say there.

He should know. He's from the UK. It's got an advantage point different than mine. Tucker Dixon, calling into the show. Hey, after listening to Dick's Expo for a Bite, it's Tucker, by the way, I just want to let you know, I'm not your monkey. I don't dance for you. I'm not gonna do what you want you want me to Backtrack that Gallagher joke you tell me what to do again I swear to God I'm coming to Rochester

I'm gonna cook you a Jenna very nice dinner Carl while I clean your house and room your cat I'm gonna show you how real house you wipe that all so after that I'm gonna go speak into Andy's house and make sure he's sleeping i'm going to watch in detail as whole truck i'm going to follow that chrome i'm going to show where real trucker is finally i'm going to find producer christ and i'm going to take them out for coffee and talk to you about life goals figure out the source of his doubts and sadness just give him validation of his dismissive

what real friendship is carl also it was galo girlmys the Parkway Joe. Oh! Oh, Tucker, always coming through for us. Yeah, and I'm just gonna say it, he made a sexy ass pickle. I like when he danced. Just putting that out there. It still makes me happy.

Yeah. It still makes me smile. All right, so this is kind of interesting, Vic. I want to get your take on this. Right. Hey, Carl, I'm looking forward to the national show, but I'm wondering what security is going to be like. The counter-target procedure is going to show up. And I'm thinking we might see some fireworks between him and Mr. Vic. Or, yeah, I don't know, maybe I'll get along who knows um maybe Mr.

Vic's friend with someone calling his wife a dumb slut anyway look forward to meeting everyone putting faces and names all that um I guess I'll see you there all right later yeah we'll see you there buddy thanks for purchasing a ticket yeah that's interesting. The cow photographer has been saying some pretty awful things about you, Beck. Yeah, he always has. It's fine. It's fine. He's just a super weird fucking guy. Like who's king is it to put a gal in a fucking cow costume and not even fucker in it? Apparently most of our listening audience.

Yeah. Apparently most of our listening audience. Yeah, that's the answer to that. No, I got to come tribute to or like on one of the pictures of it. Wow, what a special day in your life. When did that happen? Like recently? No, that was like a year ago. Okay.

You just celebrated the anniversary. Thank you for taking up your stuff. All right, so I don't need to get security. Just promise promise promise no fist fights until the show starts. Yeah, right. Nothing out in the lobby, nothing in the fucking audience. Wait till the show starts. Do it on stage. Okay, please. On the lights. Make sure you're on the marks and then go. Yeah. When you see Andy on stage, videoing. Yeah, and honestly, Vic, if you and Casey don't mind, mix in it up a little bit, I'm bringing my kitty pool full of jello.

I'm just saying, if you guys don't mind, it would be funny. Can you put little fruits in the jello though, so I can have a snack? Of course. Okay, thank you. One of you two should slap the other one. Yes.

For sure. Can we make that happen? Can you slap me? Yeah. All right. All right, well that's done. All right. We're making progress here.

All right, oh, this is a very famous person who called into the show. I always like that. No, man, what's up, Carl? It's, uh, Mark Zuckerberg. Has a little last episode, dude. How did you talk your shit about me? I was.

Saying it's my fault and this USA killed herself or whatever. Who is definitely capitalist, dude? Oh, okay. Why are you like this, dude? Come on, Carl. Come on. Call me back. Compiling argument.

I still think he's a robot. Okay. Here is a note of, this guy has a theory about Stuttering John's neighbor that's kind of interesting. Hey, Carl. I'm also 300 milligrams. So I'm going to keep this short. So the, I just now looked up where Stuttering John was. And I found out that in 2019, there was a shooting in his apartment building.

And I was like, what the fuck? So I clicked on it. And it said that one of the suspects names was Carlos. And I remember Stuttering John gets his Wi-Fi from so Mexican neighbor. So I was going to let you know that I think Stuttering John gets his Wi-Fi from so Mexican neighbor. So I'm just gonna let you know that I think Stuttering John is usually his bed name for Wi-Fi. Bye. I think I've tickled him so much.

So I will say this, John's last name is Moelan does. That is not uncommon in the building where he lives to have a last day similar to that. His neighbor's name is Juan, not Carlos, but I'm guessing there's a lot of people who sound like they might be from another country who live in that building in Kenoga Park. Just a possibility.

But I like that theory though. It sounds like there are a lot of people who feel like shooting another person who live in that building. It sounds like it. I'm shooting a very certain person. Yeah. I shouldn't mention that not only did Mark Zuckerberg call in, but so did Kim Jong-un. No shit.

Although he wasn't sure which Kim Jong-un was, I don't know. I didn't like on it. So I didn't play that one. It wasn't as polished. Oh. All right. Oh, the Cal photographer, Calladette. Oh, great. Vic, this is your favorite part of the show right here. Oh, great.

Hey, it's the Cal photographer. Chris, of course, you can join me in and it's gonna be a lovely night. Carl St. Holmes, I'll talk to you in bike. Thank you. Wow. I think he'd take pictures of me and Mike how often? I think he did. You know, it's not always the photographer that makes it work. Yeah. Sometimes the subject really has to sell it. I don't know that you can make it work for you.

You're saying there's not enough lighting in the world for this? No, you're saying I get it. No, there's too much lighting in the world. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah lighting in the world. Yeah, yeah. Way too much lighting, not enough gasoline for the lens. They haven't invented a filter on Instagram yet. That's right for that pick. I'm just going to borrow Tucker's pickle one.

That's the movie and I might do things. All right, a couple more here. This is, we talked about on the bonus show with dick and shon faddy arbuckle and the story was you know faddy arbuckle in a time when they'd call people a nickname based on their actual appearance yeah you know i call him skinny arbuckle because it's ironic but back then they

caught him at the point i was thinking about that. Hatch Michaels. Fadi are both a story and I was wondering whether Vinnie is going to change his name and call himself uh Fadi Polino.

Thank you. By. What about uh greasy blob Pauline? It'll just be fat like Fadi's? No, that would just be fatty. Like fatty's already taken, but there could be other fun wise that we could come up with. Yeah, I mean, he does have a lot of great personality traits,

like dyslexic carol, tells jokes, hates carol. There's a lot going on with Vitty. All right, this is the last one. It came in this morning and barely got in in time for the show today, but I was able to work it in. I think it's an important voice, Mal, even though I haven't listened to it yet. I'm sure it's very important.

All right, guys, is there a few time I can see? I have really exciting news, Carl. Oh, good. So, Carl Rose said he might let me out of the dungeon to come to Nashville. And I'm really excited because I want to debut my memoir. It's about how I was the news for W.A.J.P.R. and what I could talk.

And it's, up and it's a genius. So, thank you, Carl. Hey, Crows. Thank you. All right. Well, there you go. The Buccaque queen will be in Nashville. Love it. Here, I've been promoting the show talking about

Vic and Casey. I've been leaving out the Buccaque queen. They're going to a rude Wow. very exciting. All right, Vic, anything that you want to promote? No, not at all. What do you sick with? Do you have COVID?

No, I mean, if I never get tested for COVID, do I really have COVID? It's a good point. It's a good point. No, just keep sending me more cat pictures. Okay, everyone is on Patreon. You have VIXFone number. No, just keep sending me more cat pictures. Okay, everyone is on Patreon. You have VIXFone number, you have a real cell phone.

Go ahead and keep sending her cat pics. Are we done here? SQR. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes over! I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye!