Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep306 - Blocked Party

Episode Date: April 10, 2022

This week we check out a show that's all about getting blocked on social media. Well, it's supposed to be, but they had a woman on as a guest so it became all about pets instead. Radio personality Eric Zane joins the show to debate what type of pet right wingers own. Then we listen to a debacle of an improv skit featuring Patty C Cups and Trey Peacock followed by Stuttering John's brilliant interview with Steve Grillo. From Stanhope last week to Grillo this week... oof.  https://ericzaneshow.com/ We're live in Nashville on May 14th, get tickets: https://bit.ly/watp-nashville Vote on March Badness: https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/Er6ciUrlct  Support us and get bonus episodes: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A W-A-T-P-W-A-A-T-V. Hello, Robert Dixon, cousin Rews. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the show that recommends that Grammys try to boost their rating with more black on black violence. I'm your host, Carl. With me this week, a man whose dog is sponsored by Jeff's auto parts and accessories.

It's Eric Zane. What's happening, Eric? Thank you, Carl. Thank you. This is Bruce with us. Everybody can see him. He's enjoying the show and thank you. I appreciate it.

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Nashville. I wanted to. I wanted to. And I've got, I've got many friends in Nashville. I know you do. That's all. But I've got a wedding carol and I would love to be there, but it's it's it's beyond it's out of my hands Carl You know all this is all right. Well, we'll try to do with producer Chris

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I'm not, it's not about letting people down. It's just that I'm joking, you get back to that booking. Oh, okay. I want to see what's next to store. So you're one of those podcasts that does this for you. Yeah, I'm doing it for me because

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then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Blocked Party. This was a suggestion from outside command on Discord. Eric and I both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Stephen Heck and John Cohen. And John Cohen's interesting.

He's a former curling professional. They're both Canadian yet. And I think they're on the West Coast of Canada. And currently, John is a substitute teacher and professional comedian. He's a renaissance man, as he was described on their own website. He does it all, curling, teaching kids,

et cetera. Watch out for this guy. So obviously Eric Ulysset of the show, blocked part of it. I did. It's such a well, it's all for this guy. So obviously Eric, you listen to this show blocked part. I did. What's the premise of this show? Can you explain what the premise is? Yeah, I can explain it.

And frankly, the premise, if they did this, is a solid format idea. They describe it as these two, John and and Stefan invite guests on the program to talk about the who and the how of getting blocked on social media. Yes. From celebrities to Jilted X lovers, every block has a story and we're here to get to the bottom of it. And so I went, well, that's not a bad premise. It sounds a little unique.

How did you get blocked? What was the warring parties involved in this? All right. And then they didn't do that. Yeah, I know, same thing with me. I was listening to this episode. I'm like, oh, this is an interesting concept. This could be fun.

Like just getting blocked by Centering John alone. I can listen to these stories all day. Then what did you say to him? What did you write to him? And then what happened? Like that could be fun. This seems like one of those shows that had their name before they actually even record

the show, like they're like, oh, blocked party. Oh, that's a good name. And then they had to figure out how to turn that into a show somehow. And somehow they ran out of gas because I feel like sometimes on these shows in particular, the people get so comfortable with themselves that they feel like they're invincible and they can talk about anything in the world.

And it's cool. I'm so glad you said that because all of my clips, all of my examples are shit that's so boring that I'm sitting there going, why would anyone care about this? And it's one of those things where I guess they have enough people supporting them on Patreon, they have enough people whistling to them, that they feel that their personalities now. And so nothing just talk about their mundane lives for 40 minutes at a time.

And someone's gonna possibly give, should you have an example you wanna start off with, Eric? Yeah, I do. Pretty much all of them. And let me just go to the very, I like to pull the fur. The. I'll let me play all of them. I want to go Stefan. Oh, I can't do that on my board.

All right. Go ahead. What do you want to. I like playing my first one because the first one always to me set the stage for what I think the show encompasses. And in this one, very confusing, okay? Because they started out talking about us, it seemed like a video they were gonna watch

and then it went into an ad read with so much talking over each other that I thought there was something wrong with my phone, cut one if you could check it. So, Stefan, I am preparing to, apparently, on this next bonus episode, watch a nasty video. That's right, John. I found a very, well, I didn't find it. I mean, I, someone, uh, anyway, you know what's really nasty. Okay. No one asked the video. It's not

very nasty. Okay. Athletic greens. Yeah. Yeah. It's not nasty at all. And I let it green. Yeah. Yeah, it's not nasty. It's good. And I let it greens is a good nasty. That's smooth That right there is a segue Erick Z maybe you'd have been in radio, but that's how you do it right there. Oh Fuck me and that was that was minutes into that fucking thing. I mean like 30 seconds. I was like what what's going on here? Why why why did he do that and so okay? They are wrap it up. All right. These are pros already. I could tell. Yeah. Yeah. Now, then we, we're getting to the end of the stupid snake oil. Yeah. Uh, pitch. And then it goes into a really awkward ending of it

with some bizarre silence. And then they throw their guests whose name is Sarah. throw their guests whose name is Sarah. Papalardo. Sarah. Papalardo. Yes. Cut number two. This, listen to this curve ball. Edie to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional

insurance. Cool. Sarah, one other bonus thing that I didn't tell you about is that you, I start every show by saying start the party, Dan, and you get to decide how I say it. Ooh, okay. All right, I'll think on that. Okay. In one second.

I was like, it needs to be pretty fast. Thank you. It can be, it can be anything. Oh, like literally right now. Sorry. I didn't know it was supposed to be like right on the second. Oh, yeah, right now. Right now about a British orphan stuck in a microwave. All right. So, God, damn it. Eric, I picked up on this too. The last thing you want to do when you have a guest on your show, they're not comfortable, they don't do this show every week like you do. You want to bring them in, make it easy for them. And a crow will use to say this to any guest on any of the shows he used to host. He'd go into the

dressing room before the show and say, listen, the work is mine to do. Alright, whether this show is going to be good or bad is on me, you just be you, I'll take care of the rest. These guys do the opposite. They're like, before we can start this show, we need you to cope with something. We're at the top of your head, figure it out, Eric, before we start W-H-D-P today. I want you to name three cartoon characters

whose first name starts with a P and go. Paulino. That's not a cartoon character. To me, it is. characters whose first name starts with a P and go. Paulino. That's not a cartoon character. To me it is. You see that? This is a bad way to start a show guys by putting your gas on edge. And then she comes up with something stupid.

And now you have to deal with that. Not even waiting to know about things. But I don't mean to hog the clips here, but then where this goes is she said something about British baby in a micro orphrine in a microwave for something weird. Cut three, this is what I'm talking about. about whatever flies out of someone's mouth is a long drawn out tangent about a Canadian speak, the word like every other word. This is a discussion about how microwaves were cut three. Do you guys as microwaves do they do the thing where if you if you've cooked something in there or warmed something up or whatever and then if you don't open the door within like 30 seconds, it like beeps to remind you.

Yeah, like harass you. It'll keep beeping until you open the door. It's so aggressive. Yeah, yeah, it's so aggressive. You know, because it goes beep. I'm not familiar with this issue that they're having up in Canada with their microwave ovens harassing them The way that they are and they all chime in on this to like oh, yeah, yeah, it's so fucking obnoxious like what are you talking about? Oh, yeah, and then this is the one time this is the one time you don't want

Yes, and you want someone to just go okay moving on next topic, but cut for is more microwave talk. I don't actually I don't actually know You never know because you probably I'm just very attendant He wants to say attentive, right, but this idiot says I'm I'm very attendant. Yeah So I'm gonna fast forward to the end of this show. And one of the segments they do is this segment called the top three. And because you brought this upward, starts off with, she just comes up with a microwave at the top of her head. They then put her on the spot again at the end of the show. And again, let's

talk about microwaves. Sarah, we are here at the end of the show. We always like to finish off the show with a top three. What do you have for us, please? Guys, my card just filled up. I'm super sorry. Oh, that's okay. That's okay. That's all we have the back. Okay. Cool. Cool. What's for Ken? Nothing happened. Yeah. I'll come over here.

So yeah. No, no problems. So yeah, top three. Top three. Um, all right. My card just filled up. Does anyone know what that means or what that meant?

Why she said that? I, I don't. She have a burner phone or something. Like what does that mean? Her card just filled up. That means she can't do or she can't talk to him because the card's full. I'm not sure.

I don't know. All right. I have no idea what that meant. But okay, so they say to her, okay, let's decide to do your top three. And she decides, okay, the top three things you would never put in a microwave oven. All right.

And the way this game works is that she has to give her list three, two, and one, but each of them go around in a round robin style. And so she gives her third and then Stefan gives his third and John gives his third and then she goes around and gives her second. So it goes around and around and starts off with this hilarious. The number three thing you wouldn't put in a microwave oven, Eric. Things you would never put in a microwave just keeping it really on Mike. You're really on microwave.

Okay. I like this kind of book ending it. Okay. Sarah, what is your number three? Um, a large, um, bottle of tequila. Uh oh, retarded alert. Retarded alert glass. And just going on the conversation that took up most of this episode, a puppy would have been a funnier answer than a large bottle of tequila. Yeah, that offense, right?

In a microwave. Right. And she, you could hear the gear spinning and that noggin' at hers too. I mean, it was like, and then she's even making the lip smacks and then just spying the time as her brain tries to catch up.

And what's great is that I decided to pull what happens immediately after this because there's this long pause in delay. And I want you to listen to this pause as the co-host so like, oh shit, what do we do with this? She just had a large bottle of tequila. What the fuck are we supposed to do with this? A large bottle of tequila.

Okay. Yeah. I feel like putting a glass bottle of some terrible ideas is just a bad idea in general. Yeah. What is it now? Here's a question. Would it ruin the tequila, do we think? Like if the glass bottle doesn't break, it doesn't ruin it.

I feel like you're heating it up enough that hot tequila is going to be really nasty, right? I feel like they're setting up a call in segment. Hey, would Baker we even to kill it? Ruin to call us up after the break. Let us know what you think about. Michael even to Kila. That response after she said that tequila thing was akin to in family feud when someone has a really stupid answer and everybody goes, yeah! Yeah! Why not? Good answer!

Good answer! And everyone's like, are you fucking idiot? Yeah! Also, the guy says, something about the glass bottle breaking or melting, like you can put glass in a microwave, I do it all the time. That's not the problem here, is the glass. She's like, oh my gosh, you wanna microwave a glass bottle?

All right, you're fut your funeral figure that one out. Well, this is fantastic because Carl, I listened to up until about 10 minutes left, but when I came to pulling clips, I only made it to 40 minutes, wanted to hang myself. Okay. Yeah, you know, and going to that end out of all the shows that I've done with you, the C the C crest Tiger belly Jamar was great love Jamar of course Dave and Chuck this one may have been the most I always say every time this one's the most difficult but this one I think right now currently is the most difficult time

I've ever had pulling clips because there's nothing going on It was it was it was easy to pull the clips, but it actually hurt, you know, I mean, it was normally normally when I prepare these shows, I listen to the whole show, I take notes and then I do the time stamps and then I go back, shuttle through to what I want to pull the clips. This show, it was easier to just record in real time, pull out, send to you, done. Because it was so target rich, no matter what they said, it was worth parking on for this show that we're doing.

I hear the way that you said that and presented that, Eric, but it sounds like you're getting lazier. Because all up here right now is Carl Norway, put way more work into your show. But I'm a veteran now. I've been on the show a bunch of times. I feel like I can wig it. People will still kind of like it.

All the ZADX out there, kind of into whatever I do. poetic excuse. That's how I heard that. Do you have to be so goddamn smart? Is that what this is? All right. So I'm glad that it worked out the way that it did because when I heard that you and I heard the same episode,

I'm like, oh no, we're gonna have a lot of overlap. Good, I have a lot for the end of this episode because this is what I found was the most compelling and ridiculous of the show because now they do go around and say the top three things you wouldn't put in the microwave. So someone's gotta go for the joke, right? Sure.

And who better to go for the joke than John, the comedian. The standout comedian is very proud of his comedic abilities. Yeah, that's my number three is pieces of metal. John, look. And as you point out that Stefan there just went and said, you can't put metal in a microwave, and it's like, well, okay, that's true. That's a good PSA.

All right, now it's your turn, John, what do you got? Are you gonna give us like a pro tip? are you going to go for the, the laughs? Let's find out. Someone's going to say it. Okay. So it might as well be me. Yeah. My dick.

Yeah. I wasn't going to say your dick, but any dick really. Yeah. I don't want to put, I don't want to put my dick in the microwave. I'm going to be honest with you. It doesn't seem like it would feel good. It would probably be really bad for potential kid-having situations.

I guess maybe if my balls aren't in there, I don't know how close you have to be or not. They're the tough, because you'd have to break open the door so you could close the door technically so the microwave would still work. Yes, exactly. So you'd have to go through the sort of the glass parts. I could get my balls in there, but it would be, yeah.

So anyway, just, yeah, no penis in the microwave for me. I'm so glad that Enoch Aferotis in the discurses. All I was thinking too, is he really explaining the dick joke? It's like, you know it wasn't a good joke when you're like, because the thing about putting your dick in is, well, then did your balls go in? Can I have kids later? Yeah, the whole kid having things.

Yeah, like, I don't know. It's a joke, obviously. You can't put a dick in a microwave. It's pretty. The, the amount of riffing that they do off of each other. Doesn't it sound like a morning drive? Yeah, worse though. It's, and I didn't think that that would be possible, but the net laughs on this show, it's, you have

to get through so much to even give them an opportunity, which they miss nearly every time to do anything of wit or relevance. And I need to say just to be fair, you guys have more than 1200 people that subscribe to their Patreon. Correct. Yes. So they're doing something right. I would kill to have that. And I'm not even close to that.

And I'm like, I must be doing it wrong. I must be doing something wrong. But they don't have Bill's garage sponsoring their social media news update. So you got that going for you. Fuck her. Stop saying so. You know, if I'm short over there. Listen, listen. social media news update so you got that going for you Fucker Stop stop stop You know me if I'm short over there

Listen listen if I did if I was lucky enough to get to Nashville which I can't but if I let's say Your next live show wherever I sit I need to have signs behind me, okay? We can make that happen. We can definitely make it happen. I'll just bring them. I'll just bring him and I'll just hold a fucking sign, you know? We'll get t-shirts made for the review girls. We'll do everything we need to do to fulfill your sponsors. Yes. Everything they did. Okay.

It just felt to me that I was surprised by this because like you said, the concept blocked party, interesting, getting blocked by celebrities on social media. What'd you do? Why'd you do it? What's going on? What's the backstory? Instead? This is like a feeling time show which I was not ready for. I thought these guys had something going on

But they literally turned the microphone's like well, we got to fill the next hour 20 with nonsense So let's just ramble about whatever and All right, let me just finish up this ending segment here because it's going around and around, what do you not put in a microwave? And again, this guy goes with the legitimate answer, which what'd you say you're dick? Are you like all going for jokes now? You know, we can't put metal in there,

I can't put my dick in, okay, good, but also. Number two for me, I do love seafood, but just like fish in the microwave is such a bad idea. Yeah. You don't want to be that guy. You used to work in an office and there was like the classic move, the classic office, you know, coworker, someone who would microwave fish at work. Yeah. Fish sure is smelly when you microwave it. That's true. You bring up some good flights. What type of fish do your coworkers microwave? Call us in. We got weather traffic coming up

and then your calls coming up. Hey Carl, we don't really look like the walleye at work and we got some guy who's popcorn too. Oh God, butter popcorn. That'll recoup an office building. Watch out. Great call. Great call. What else? else what else we got on the light here Shit this is after they were goofing on Jeff Foxworthy for having his participation trophy joke They're goofing on it. They're like this is such a hack joke and the guy goes you know, she should microwave his fish

Well, yeah, you know, you're right and they they and they did do that. And I and the guy John who has done stand up, he was a stand up. He he was super much comedian snob in that clip. I don't have in front of me, but he was all about it. He a huge dissertation of what's wrong with this joke, how he's doing it all wrong. And you know, whatever, who gives a shit. And then he pulls that shit out. Well, I actually do have this clip. Let's he pulls that shit out. Could be more right, Carl. I actually do have this clip. Let's back up just a second here because they're talking about Jeff Fox. We're the is out of touch.

And he thinks that this joke's funny, but it's not. Everyone's already said this joke. So this guy, John has a strategy to keep himself, even though he's a wildly successful stand up, got me. He's figured out a way to keep himself grounded. When you're, when you're sort of like at my level of, you know, I can headline shows and tour the country headlining shows, but I'm not, I'm not famous at all, but I still have to go out and do open mics and do, so you see what bad comedians are doing.

So you go like, okay, yeah, lots of bad comedians have shitty jokes about participation trophies and peanut allergies and whatever else is, you know, and they don't see that. He goes, he goes, I gotta do open mics, but only to see how not to do comedy. That's a great excuse. I'm gonna start to open mics.

I'm like, no, no, no, I'm just here to take notes because I don't wanna be like any of you assholes. That's why I'm here I never knew that was like a court mandated thing. I'm only on WATP guys because my podcast is not so shitty Speaking of shit, let's talk about other things. You shouldn't put it a microwave This bitch got some legs you got to admit Eric You'll be doing this tomorrow morning at the air exchange show. Hey guys. What should you put in microwaves give us a call Come on Facebook live

Well number one. I got to say it's probably human poop Oh wow Okay They're like oh, oh, yeah Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Okay. There we go. Oh, yeah. That'd be bad. Yeah. You win.

All of these things sound like surprises to them. No matter what they say, they're all going, oh, good answer, good answer, good answer. Good answer. You have a poop. That's hilarious. All right. We're kicking off a four-play weekend coming up after the break. It's a block party weekend. It's a block party weekend.

It's a block party weekend. We're the fourth track is always live. You know, it's funny. You say that because on the oldie station that I voiced track for. Yeah. I am behind the curtain. Now I only talk about the OJs and Diana Ross in the Supremes and cats in the cradle. I will only do that. Front

cell, back cell, nothing more. But there's a person who in between the songs, he'll say, all right, coming up, what will you put in the microwave? And then he'll play three songs and he's got one of these fake canned phoneers. Oh no. Where it's someone's voice saying, oh yeah, poop. And then he's, and it's just just a voice and all you have to do is go, uh-huh Yeah, uh-huh to make it sound like you're interacting with him Yeah, he actually does that and these are this is oldies. These are 75 year old people listening to the shit I'm like, what are you fucking doing man? Just talk about the Motown US hole. Yeah, but you should tell him about this microwave bet. It's pretty good.

He might want to use it. It's a pretty good bet. I, so I'm just going to have a more to wrap up with this bit. And so John is the comedian. Now, Stefan has like a joke here and John does not get it. He's not understanding the setup here. My number one, again, kind of cliche, but a condom filled with Campbell's chucky. Oh, how is that a cliche?

Well, that was like a major issue. Jeff Brown's winning. It's in a special. It's not a cliche. That's why he said that. That's the joke. It's a very random thing. Yeah, like everything on the show. Yeah, get it. Get it. Buddy's like, wait a second. Campbell, super to kind of, I've never even heard of that. Right. That's, that's the joke. Dummy. Very good. And then the way this show ends is rough. So remember that Sarah got some notifications. She thought the show was over at a certain point. And then you actually hear out loud thought the show was over at a certain point.

And then you actually hear out wild that the show is over before it's over. That's a 100. It looks like a shipping company's logo, which I simply... I love it. Yeah. Recording stopped. So, uh-oh. Oh. I've run out of hard drive space. Ah. All right. So, are we still at the back up going?

Not for long. Okay. Okay. Well, we got to get out of here. Sarah, yes. Thank you for being on the show. Everyone check out shopdogreducksers.com. So that's the producer, Dan, I don't know what's going on. Maybe we should add to what they run out of tape. 1200, 1200 Patreon subscribers. They ran out of hard drive. 1200 Patreon, fuck me. Eric, I want you to get back on this. What else did you pick up on from this show? Oh, fuck.

I'll take you back to the intro. Seven minutes and 30 seconds in. Fuck had John finally intros the show. And even that gets weird. That is my cut number five. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is blocked party.

This is episode number 175. I'm John. I'm so we have a great guest with us. These guys are pros. Stefan is about to say I'm Stefan. Yeah. Ding dong doesn't let him say it. And steps all over it. Now he gave him a half a second. He didn't step in. It's like, all right, it's over.

You don't get a chance. That's it. And that was and that was by the way, that what he said there was the most articulated concise thing in the whole show. It was like a breath of fresh air to hear him, because it sounded like he knew what the fuck he was saying. Yeah. You know? So that was fine, but then it all got fucked up, and then the intro continues to be fucked up. Sarah, excuse me, ruins of all things, Stefan's name, and they intro her in a way that I still can't get used to.

This is my cut number six. Five, I'm John. I'm seven. We have a great guest with us this week. They are the editor of Reductress Sarah Papalardo's here. Hi, Sarah. Hey, John. Hey, Stefan.

What's going on? That's not Stefan. It's Stefan. First of all, second of all, I'm still having a hard time getting used to introducing a person as they, and that's her. Yeah, it's supposed to be known as they. I looked this up because when they said they, and her last name was Papa Lardo,

I was like, oh, is that a funny joke for like a obese person? Like, yeah, look at these people over here, we have on this show, like, that's a pretty good gag. Maybe I'll start using that. And then I went ahead and looked her up and she wrote a book called How to Win at Feminism. And I went, uh, last year to the fun right there. Yeah, there goes all my thoughts about fat jokes. That's right. They aren't funny.

And you're absolutely right. In my cut number 12, she's trying to get involved in the conversation, but she can't really contribute because these two idiots are going off on one particular topic. Now, this was a three minute conversation about small pets, like guinea pigs and ferrets. And I've edited the conversation down to a short amount of time of her trying to act like she's involved in the conversation, cut number 12. I think we almost need to do like the political spectrum for like a weird pattern. Right.

So there's got to be spine or spine or like there's like the political compass. Yeah. Okay. But it could be anything. I mean like, there's like the political compass. Yeah. Okay, but it could be anything. I mean, you can have fun. All right, this is something that, this is something to put me. People who own bodies are always kind of weird too, right?

Ha, ha, ha. Three minutes of that. This John guy, this Canadian's talk weird, okay? You get a lot of soreies and things like that in the show. And the, but the way this guy guy and the amount of times he says bunny Yeah fucking made my skin crawl this is cut 13 this dick says Bunny weird to me bunny is bunny, but he's saying it weird cut 13

Bunny people who own bunnies are always. Boney people is always, if you're a bunny person, it's just like get a cat. Like anyone who has a bunny, anyone who has a bunny, their ultimate goal is to not have the bunny caged, almost always. That's their like, I'm eventually going to get it to the point where the bunny can just run around the house. Right.

Well, then get a fucking cat. I would have grabbed this guy by the neck and said, say, rabbit, just use the word rabbit. Now, then get a fucking cat. I wouldn't grab this guy, but then that guy said, see, rabbit. Just use the word rabbit. Now, hey, bunny. I thought you're bunny. He goes, a bunny,

he's saying bunny. Takes it up. It's like he's got a fifth gear on bunny. That's not a carest. That's a thing. Erry's saying. That's a, this guy's a retard thing. He's a very different thing.

All right, now. I should point out if they listen to this, they're going to be very offended that I just use an R word to describe them. These are very woke millennials that we're talking about. Oh, big time. Yeah, there's a lot of wokeness here. And I'm going to be problematic in their minds to see. Yes. I imagine. Now, um, in this, in cut seven for some reason, they're joke tagging

and riffing again on small pet ownership. Oh, fair, they're like notoriously, they're like really stinky people who own fair. It's I don't, I don't even get that. That's, that's lost on me. It is. It is. It is a little more respectable, dignified. Who knew that if you own a fair it, it's respectable and dignified. Who whoever would equate a label on someone like that if they have a fair it? They wouldn't because they're just trying to figure out words to say to fail time. That's what the show is. And I want to just back up just for a second here, how we even got on this conversation

because Eric, when they fired up the microphones for this show, they weren't like, let's get into spicy cat dog and ferret talk. That was not the plan when they started off, what they wanted to talk about was producer Dan and the fact that he doesn't like to drink water. And so they tell you this amazing story about this purchase that Dan made just the other day.

And hey, guess what I bought at Walmart yesterday? I bought a big, big brida jug. No way. No, dad too. So Sarah, this is kind of another thing., no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please go on. All right, so this is really interesting. This guy doesn't drink water very often, and he bought a water filtration system. The, that reaction would only have been appropriate if he replaced water with semen. Yes.

I bought a semen jug. What's that all about? And then the extra step of, hey, and said he could just say, tell Sarah how much you drink water. He makes Sarah ask her so that he can tell her. Right. Because it's such interesting content.

And then that leads into Sarah talking about her cat, of course. He says. He says, but he gets his water in from other sources. Because I drink like about 1.5 liters of water a day. And my hair is actually falling out. So. Yeah, so Dan must be doing something, I don't know, the Dan diet. I guess maybe my cats get it from their wet food. So they don't like their water.

They are looking pretty dry. I don't know where I was going with that. So Sarah makes it about her cats, which is something that chicks do, and that's why you have male hosts to steer the conversation away from that. Like the only job I have is the host of a podcast is to make sure we don't talk about cats. It's like my only job.

You all right? Girls can't lead a show, you heard it. You can bring up the you have cats But let's leave it there. Let's move on. This is shut up bitch This is how listen Eric you can have your wife on a talk about cats for an hour on your show I don't think so you're trying to make it look No, it was fantastic. I love that so great. This is how this should have been dealt with. When Sarah chimed in, had nothing to do with cats.

This guy's like, I don't drink water. I get water from other sources. She's like, oh, my cat likes wet food. There's water in that. Well, yeah. Okay. Okay. This is how you deal with that.

My cats get it from their wet food. That means that's the dead end. Everything's a dead end. They should just sit there. What are stew on that? Like think about what you just said. You just brought up that your can't get water from their wet food. Like why? I'm earth.

Would you bring that up? What were you thinking just now? Um, Carl and Cuddy, our heroes are still talking about a small pedal or shift. And John has a question about a ferret person that's not really a question. Is there a bigger type? Sorry. Is there a bigger type of person than a ferret person as far as like being a type of pet person? I wrote this down. It's an angelist debate. It's ages. person that a fairyt person as far as like being a type of pet person. I wrote this down.

It's an angelist debate. It's ages. What is the bigger type of person that a fairyt person? Don't, you know, I do the same thing. And I wrote it, the quote, is there a bigger type sorry of person than a fairyt person as far as like being a type of pet person. And oh, do you come? Rather than say, well, that was the dumbest thing anyone's ever said.

They go, I don't know a snake person. Like, literally, they jump right into that nonsensical conversation that means nothing to anyone. Like, oh yeah, good points. These fucking assholes, did you, did you happen to calculate how much time they spent talking about pets after Sarah brought up the wet food thing with her cat? Well, I know that the small pet conversation went on for three and a half minutes alone.

No, no, no, no. I have the answer, an eternity. It went on for an eternity, Eric. It still hasn't ended. They're still talking about their pets and small animals. And I want to back up to fascinating cat talk that starts off when Sarah brings up her cats. And this fucking asshole John has a cat too,

so he's all excited. Yeah. Kiki will, I mean, she'll still scratch on the door. Like she will, I feed her at like five thirty in the morning because she'll just scratch on the door. Well, we started to leave the door open, but then she'll just like knock stuff off like our desk or like our our our night tables or whatever. Fucking cares.

I have to tell you, there are times Eric on this show when I feel like we go off on tangents and I'm not controlling the conversation well. And I go back and I edit the next day and I'm like, oh, I should have jumped in on this one. I have the world's greatest podcaster. I just realized that you're listening to this fucking podcast. These assholes are like, oh, you have a cat. Let's talk about that for 42 minutes. Six times more Patreon members than Eric Zayne. Six fucking tie. 50 times more than Stuttering John of Gassig. I'm making that up.

Mother fucker. All right, so this is where I said John before. I guess it was Stefan decides that he's gonna go grab his cat to show Sarah. And it is really nice seeing her. Like it is adorable that she just like. It's a Stefan. I keep saying step on step in She says step on it's that's why I'm gonna confuse it's her fault Stuff it goes to get his cat and it is really nice seeing her like it is adorable that she just like Curls up on the couch and is like sleeping. I think I think I can go get her right now Sarah if you want to meet it

I'd love to Okay, John well, okay, I want, okay. Yeah, you can go get your cat. It's not a big deal. All right. So then Stefan goes to get his cat to show Sarah. Now, you might expect the way that this would go from this point, Eric, is that Sarah would go, oh, that's an ugly cat. I don't want to see that cat ever again. And they would move on. No, just the opposite. This actually turns into our discord server. What I'm not paying attention to it is just nothing but cat picks. That's pretty much what this podcast turns into.

I mean, she's a security. I love when they let you hold them like a baby. That's the best. Tiki doesn't use it for this. This is like, well, yeah, but no, I think she's kind of sleep. I was going to sit. Tiki's not picking me up, man. Yeah.

Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this? Why do they think that show content? I and at this point, I didn't realize the show was going to go nowhere. So I'm seeing they're going, are they gonna talk about getting blocked by celebrities or what? What's going on? I never got that far, did they?

No. No. It didn't happen. No. Well, damn it, man. They go into, so 44 minutes into the show, they introduced the first segment of the show. And this was disappointing to me,

because I thought it was gonna be about like, all right, so you got blocked by so-and-so. What did you say to that? What happened? How did this go down? Instead of it to this? Sarah, we always like to start with the guest. What's going on on your social media?

What, I can't really say too much crazy stuff has happened. Of course not. Why was it been crazy having on your social media? I don't care about my social media like oh my dad's still alive neat Like why the fuck do I care about their social media and they ask each of them each host Like what's going on with your social media? What's up with your social media? Nothing Nothing's going on with your social media Yeah, the point of this is tell me how you got blocked. Who, who did you say suck my dick to?

Right. My god. What the fuck? Oh shit, there's a story behind every block and so this is fucking false advertising. They didn't do any of this shit. It could have been a good show. In the description, maybe you read this earlier, but it says from celebrities to jilted ex lovers, every block is a story and we're here to get to the bottom of it Listen when I say that we review podcasts on whtp we review podcasts on whtp Whatever episode I listen to they were so fucking polite. I could never imagine them being blocked by anybody right They're not even doing anything. They're not even trying to get blocked need to get blocked. Which is the fun part to get you blocked. Too many cat picks might get you blocked.

What the fuck? When I say my show is an info-mercial, I mean it. It's a goddamn info-mercial. Brought to you by Van Dyke Mortgage. Listen, interest rates are never gonna be lower this year than they are right now. The fed is already shown. They're gonna be rising all over the next coming quarters. Do I don't even have the cap in front of me and I'm nailing it.

You can, you can always get your carpet and Johnson's carpet won. Johnson's carpet won. Now you're making this shit up. Now you're just making these things out there. These aren't even real companies. Not buying this for his own good bit. I wanted to, hey, Hey, let's see, there was a, our heroes were breaking down pets, which led to a crazy ass odd claim. This is my cut number nine. This is ridiculous. It's in like, is the, it's like a snake guy. Yeah. Snake guy, a horse girl, obviously,

but that's quite the same as like a pet, but like, yeah, I think snake guy is like, a kind of the same guy. Very similar because a fair it is basically the mammal version of a snake. No, it's not. Okay. So that's weird. The fair it is a mammal version of a snake. Maybe I don't know, it's because they're long. I have no idea why that odd claim would be made. And they never explain it either.

It's literally just like I need to say something now, so I said something. Okay, cool. And then listen to cut 10, he expands on that. A fair is more like this, like a right wing person. Okay. Yeah. On January, on January 6th, I saw a guy running up the

Capitol Stabs. It says, a hawkk if you love ferrets. When they're talking about stop the steel, so I was trying to grab this guy's ferrets. They're like, no, we're gonna stop the steel. These are my ferrets. There's one fucker had a mega had a on with two ferrets attached to. It was incredible. Yeah. CNN won't show it. That's what's really going on. Stop the ferret steel. So then they get into a whole thing about

let's figure out the political spectrum of each of the owners of pets So if you own this kind of pet it means you vote this way. I think we almost need to do like the political spectrum for like weird pet owners. So snake, ferret, and then I just don't know what the other two. Well spider, there's got to be spider spider like spider's grandchildren owner. I said horse girl. I don't know if they're on this spectrum or not, but probably. Yeah. Does that count? Cause there's like the political compass, right? It's like the little four square thing. Um, yeah. Okay. This is, this is, I don't know if we're going to crack

this code like right now, but I think we're on to something here with these like specific head owners. I feel like cat dog owners, that's almost like going to be right in the middle probably, right? But it could be anything. You can have absolute pieces of the worst pieces of shit on earth. I mean, maybe like, politically. Could you imagine Joe Biden going on a radio show and going, like, if you don't vote for me, you're not a spider person. Because spider people vote for Joe Biden. And that's just a fact.

So if you're a spider person, I voted for you, you're not a spider person. What does that mean? And they all are sitting there going, uh-huh. Right. Yeah. Uh-huh, yeah. And they're not listening to each other.

They're just saying yes and. That was the part that drove me nuts about this because it should have been nipped in the bud early on when she said, wet food for my cat. This conversation never should have started. And then it turns into, well, you could tell how someone votes based on what kind of pet they have. And they're like, oh, this has legs.

Let's go with that. No, it doesn't. It's a stupid premise. It doesn't make any sense. We might not figure it out today. Yeah, you might not. You might not figure it out, ever. It's dumb.

It's a dumb thing to talk about. Carl, this about an hour long podcast, I, um, I chose a random spot. I ran a minute of audio and then it didn't matter where I did this. I was able to create a like super cut. That is my cut number 14. Beautiful. Like from like, it's like, feel like whenever I like or like a lizard, they have like from like, it's like a little bit like that's interesting. So you think John, like, like, it's just like, like, it's like, like it's like be like whenever like I've like or like a lizard you have like from like it's like a little bit like that's interesting

So you think John like like like just like like it's like like like This is the most frustrating thing when I listen to podcasters who don't listen to themselves because if they were listening to themselves that would drive them crazy However, I listened to a 2013 stand-up bit of John Oh, okay somewhere somewhere in Winnipeg and every other, I don't have in front of me, but every other word is like. No, in standup you can't do that shit. You have to be punchy.

That was nine years ago. Ah, that's disappointing. It's very disappointing. All right, so these guys think they're so interesting. They think that they're so fascinating that the one guy has an idea that maybe they should talk about what happened to him in second grade because he was a crazy guy in second grade.

Like I was insane in elementary school. So getting like someone I went to elementary school with on the show to talk about how much of a shabby and I was in elementary school. So getting like someone I went to elementary school with on the show to talk about how much of a shabby and I was in elementary school might actually be not the worst idea. It is the worst idea. You want to bring in someone you knew when you were seven to talk about old times? Look at the stories you could have. Remember that cacker over Timothy's house?

That was nuts. Remember his mom got naked. We all took turns. That was nuts, right? You were in second grade and you didn't do anything interesting. You were in it. You're not a super No, nobody's got to remember what the fuck you didn't second grade. No, could you imagine getting a phone call from a guy You went to elementary school with co you go at the show and tell them all about the crazy shit We're up to an elementary school. Like I think we played soccer together. I don't know. I don't have any stories.

What do you want? Did you play midfield? I can't remember. But every one of them are like, this is a great idea. We are onto a goal bit. And then it ends and they would never do anything with it. They're just talking. Well, the reason why this even came about is because this guy's

trying to figure out how to relate to the conversation. Instead of just saying what's move on, he says, oh, you know what? When I was in second grade, there was a hamster in my class, which this is an anecdote that should not be brought up. We did a, we had a class, I don't know if it was hamster or guinea pig when I was in like grade two. And then we would do the thing where you'd like, you take it home for the weekend or whatever because like it had to be fed. And you know, so one kid would get to take it home for like Saturday and Sunday, then they'd have to bring it back on Monday.

We definitely did that. But I think that might have been the only class I had that had a pet. Everyone pretend podcasting is boring. Why did you bring that up? Like, no one is interested in that. The amount of time, as you indicated, seemed like an eternity about fucking talk about animals is ridiculous.

And considering what the premise of the show is, I keep going back to that. I'm like, I mean, most people have like an internal alarm about flow, continuity, ideas, and that doesn't happen. And this is a guy who claims to know everything there is a no about comedy and presentation and shit like that. And he displays no credentials whatsoever while discussing anything on the show.

He's very proud of himself. That comes across for sure. And the same thing here, Eric, when I'm listening to the show and I'm pulling these clips about Pat's, I'm like, oh, this is stupid. But I just assumed it was going to end at any minute. I'm like, I'm like writing down notes like, wow, they've been talking about pets for 10 minutes. And then 15 minutes later, wow, they've been talking about pets for 25 minutes. Like 15 minutes later. Wow, they been talking about pets for 25 minutes. All right, I guess it's out the window now that's what the show is talking about pets. That's why I was so pulling away by 44 minutes in there

like hey, so talking about social media. Like, oh, so we are gonna do that? You guys remember what this was? Okay. I gotta ask you a quick question, Eric, about their theme song. Okay. All right, let's listen to the theme song.

And I like the production behind it. Let's listen to the theme song. And I like the production behind it. I like that. I did too. It's good. It's good. It's a good theme song. But I don't know what they're singing over and over again. I can't make out the lyrics. You meant Jesus, fuck you meant Jesus, fuck you meant Jesus, fuck you What are the man cheese of command cheese of fuck Man cheese of fuck that's what it sounds like to me. I like that. I Don't know what they're saying heard I bet she is something I bet she's a slide Doesn't make any sense. It's probably ferret related. Yeah, I had no idea what was going on there and I wanted to. I wanted to know. That's why I brought it. Like these guys will

tell me. Well, we got to start a poll on Reddit. What are the guys? Hold on, let's talk dogs. Cut 16. Cut 16. Go ahead. Yeah. Most dog breeds I don't care for. I'll be honest. Okay. Like to me, it's like if it's not, if it's not a retriever, a husky, a Samoid, something

that something in that range. Zero wolf guy. Zero wolf guy. Yeah. Yeah. Only one of those dogs is related to the wolf directly and that would be the husky. The Samoids not even close and a Labrador is a Labrador. You stupid, they bitch.

I was hoping because you know more about dogs than I do. I was hoping to pick up on that part of the show. He's like, listen guys, I would be controversial here. There's only a few things I can get behind. These are listening off and doesn't. I know. He's thinking, I like this dog, but I don't like dogs except these dogs.

Oh, the wolves. Yeah. I'll do it. And then dogs from wolves though. I mean, I don't think I'd do anything. You know, and cut 17 though, this is ridiculous. The guy, the same dude, John is like, I think his John says this, he says, you know, fuck.

I don't want a dog. Instead, I got another plan, okay? Okay. 17. I didn't grow up with a pet and like, I would just have a kid. You know what I mean? Like just have a kid. you know what I mean? Like just have a kid. Especially dog, especially dog wise.

Cat, you know, whatever, whatever. You can kind of, you know, leave a cat for a few days, whatever, but dogs have a kid. You know what I mean? I just seems crazy to me. It seems crazy to have a dog instead of a kid, you say. I think there's a difference. I think there's a difference between the two.

You know what, if your kid gets run over in the street, you don't go to prison for that. I know that for a fact. Huh. Yeah, you might as well. You can just take your kid and lock him up in a kennel. I mean, what the hell? To what I'm saying.

I am listening. Whatever, you might as well just leave the dog or the kid tied up to a cinder block in the yard. Fuck them. Oh, I just I tell the neighbors to come over once a day and feed my kid because we're on vacation for the next week. So they just come over and just make sure there's food in the dish that I've got. Rub his nose and shit once or twice you'll figure it out, you know he answers to his name sometimes He'll come down to be call him Yeah, I think there's a difference. It's what we're trying to say Eric anything else from the show you want to talk about

No, I'm just glad it's over. I'm just glad it's over It's over, but it doesn't mean we're gonna stop cringing over podcast because it's time for Gringe of the week, and this one comes in from L who actually this hurts me a little bit because now this isn't this isn't anything for my live show when I talk about veterans, right? The dead soldiers. That was great. That was a funny cred to the week. I was so scared that it was something like from my current podcast because it could be one of a million things. I'll look Erick called me. You called me directly like oh shit. What's going on? Like you thought I was gonna like take the episode down or something like I don't know I'm gonna get trouble. I was so really. I was so relieved when you told me it was actually that.

Thank you. Thank you. Well, you'll be happy to know that this is actually from the creep off. This is a show that I co-hosted by buddy Vinnie Paulino. Now, we did a Patreon show recently where listeners challenged us to a creep off. So I went up against a guy from Australia,

Vinnie went up against this guy named Critical, and I have a clip from Vinnie and Critical. You know, they might not have the rapport, Vinnie and I have, you know, it might not have the chemistry yet, because it's just, you know, it's two guys kind of feeling it out for the first time as they're doing a show together. No, I don't understand how there's even a fucking thing for video game reviewing anymore.

There's so many channels that people just playing the fucking game. If you want to know what it's like, just go watch that. What do I need some dickheads opinion on it for? Well, not sure. watch that. What do I need some dickheads opinion on it for? Well, not sure. All right, I'm trying to banter with you. Got dead. I'll shake you. I know. I'm sorry. I'm reading my notes. I'm trying to try to stay on track. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. This is competition critical. You're right. They say save the best for last. So I'll go second. I know what it's like. Fuck me when you leave Vinnie hanging.

He does not happy about that. No, I have a good. No, no, that's cool, but he's he's best. You know, I know what I mean, the one time that I work with Vinnie, I picked up on that and my thought on that was, you know, you better be ready because if you do that, he's going to fucking let you know it. But when right off, off your fucking forehead like that. Correct.

So, you know, as well as he should, he should do that. On paper, it was a good idea. Let's challenge the listeners. Let's see what happens. Terrible idea. The guy goes, ugh, ooh, ah, ooh.

You can just watch you play video games like that, I don't know. Baby. I'm't know, baby. I'm doing that right now. Oh, shit. All right, some more housekeeping notes to get to. So Mr. Mediker was on a live stream recently. Now this is Jim, he's a guy on the internet, very famous for a very long time.

And he recently came up on our radar because he did a whole stream with Ethan Ralf in which Ralf was a little outmatched on this stream. And Medi-Kur kind of took him down a peg or two. So people have been asking Medi-Kur if he would come on who are these podcasts and this is his response to that. From a cartographer, hey Jim, would you ever consider going on who are these podcasts? I genuinely

feel like you had a good time shitting on bad shows with them. I love you. Sure, I've been going on other people's podcasts and live streams for the last month or so now. So just head be up. Guys, I've been getting those people like, Hey, Medicare, why don't you do your show? I'm like, all right, cool. Yes. those people like, hey, Medicare wants to do your show. I'm like, all right, cool, yeah, that sounds good, I'll reach out to them. So then I went and found the source material for this. It doesn't sound super familiar with the show.

He's like, oh yeah, I'll do whatever. Well, I'm happy to have him on the show if he understands what we do here and wants to participate. But I'm not a guy who's just like, oh yeah, come on my show and we'll shoot the shit. Like now, you gotta, I mean ask Eric, you gotta do a little bit of work. You gotta put together a little bit of work.

A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work.

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A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit of work. A little bit couple dudes reach out to me and put me on a fucking baseball podcast. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know fucking shit about baseball. And so they're asking me about like transactions and trades and baseball hot stove shit. And I go and I actually said I go, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Why did you even invite me here? That's what I said. What do you think about the infield shift rule, though, that changed this year? How do you feel about that? Now I do know what that is, but I don't wanna break it down because it's fucking stupid. I gotta ask to go on some trivia show once. I'm like, guys, I'm not good at trivia.

I don't know why you're having me on here. Curl, it'll be great. It'll be great. Just come on. Then they ask me like a bunch of movie trivia questions. I'm like, I don't watch movies. I don't know anything that you're talking about. Trust the guy you're asking on your show. If he says, it's gonna suck.

Chances are it's gonna suck. Or if you're asking a girl, she doesn't say that. Chances are it's gonna suck. Just gotta trust. There you go. That's gonna happen. I'm writing this shit. Fuck you.

Please take a note over here. All right, so I also want to give an update on the OP song parody contest. There is a poll on our subreddit right now. You can go on and vote. I also put all the finalists on a SoundCloud page. There's a link to that from the poll. So go listen to the songs, vote next week.

We'll talk about who won the OP Song parody contest. But now is probably a good time. Day from Canada won the Centering John parody contest. And he decided to send in some tips for people who aspire to become a contest winner like he is. In the future, and I thought he did a pretty good job putting this together. So, anyone who likes putting together song parodies for who these podcasts are any show,

this is probably some good information for you. Hi, I'm parody song award-winning artist Dave from Canada. I like to give you three quick tips for making top-tier parody songs. Number 1. Pick a song that is catchy and popular with the audience. 90s top 40 sure seems to be a sweet spot. 2. Make sure the song allows for quick and easy jokes.

Avoid lengthy interludes or long-winded verses. Keep it punchy with a good flow for cramming as many funny lyrics as possible. 3. Don't use fucking ween! No one knows your dumb ween song. He's butt hole surfers instead. Weeans just butt holes. It's servers from retard. You only know weean because you saw a tits on that one album. She doesn't even have it only fans.

Trust me I've checked. Only kids who've watched that stupid SpongeBob movie know weean. And they don't listen to W-A-T-P. They listen to come down. This song is the Stallion Part 3. Fucking fight me. So you want a parody? How about a parody's not?

So to summarize. Pick something catchy and popular. Come down. This song is the Stallion Part 3. Fucking fight me. So you want a parody? How about a parody's not? So to summarize, pick something catchy and popular. Make sure the song can maximize your jokes. And lastly, no fucking ween. Alright, this guy's pretty awesome. Good points. Yeah. Freda, a lot of your guides on that one. Alright, Eric, I sent you over a few things to check out for this episode. I don't know if you got a chance to or not. I checked out the 9 Minute Podcast, girl.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the no. Because that's absurd.

I get the feeling that when you're driving that limousine on a Saturday night, your crank is a night ranger. Ha ha. Eric, am I right about that? I may have tickets, okay, to Aureo Speedwagon, Sticks and Loverboy. Thank you. Oh, coming up May 31 in Brent Rapids, Michigan. So, oh, so you can go to that, but I WTP live. I see how it is. I guess for no, rubber boy. It's a different date, Carl, it doesn't make any sense at all. I'm working for the weekend either way. I'll tell you that, my friend. And speaking of music, our friend Doug

from the Jingle's apartment, he said, Carl, shoot me over that Nickelback song that you played last week with Patrick Michael, do with the karaoke. He goes, I'll fix it. You can't fix it. Oh, I said I'm over with this file with the music. God, I got, how could you fix that?

Well, you did it. Just know that I don't know about your show. I haven't listened to a single episode. I don't know why I made. This is how you remind me of what I made. You almost hit some notes. And saying they were the lightest. It's taking being funny.

Slightly flat. Seriously. You think so? I mean, you can stop being funny. Slightly flat. Seriously. He thinks so. I mean, he's the softer just a touch flat. It was almost fixable. He might have gone to the half note flat on that subway. But what the hell about dog? He doesn't leave things to the ear. He does it right in the software.

Make sure that it lines up exactly. So valent effort on his part. Okay. So you was in a nine minute podcast. And this came over from Catherine or Catherine. I don't know. It's an I any, but she sent this over and said, holy shit. Have you heard this episode of nine minute podcasts from May of 2021 called Mafia Love. And this is an episode where it's Patrick Michael and his buddy, Trey Peacock, and they decide to like do a whole improv, skit. Yeah, this is a, you know,

a retarded radio drama. It's war of the worlds, but retarded. Yes. Right. And he wrote it and he, I mean, it all bit, but the way the direction of it, it takes this really rapy vibe that just fucking made me cringe. It comes out of nowhere too. Let's go through a piece by piece, all right? I don't want no spoilers on this one. This is an epic story, this is epic storytelling right here.

So it starts off for whatever reason, Patty Seacops is playing this guy named Gilbert and Tray Peacock is playing this guy named Frankie and Frankie comes into the video store. Remember this is May of 2021. Frankie comes into the video store to rent a movie and Gilbert works at the video store. Hey, what's going on, fellow?

You need any help here? You look at, hey, Gilbert, good to see you again. What's going on? It's nice to see you back again. Are you looking for something special today, friend? Do you need? I'm looking for a movie. Do you want the good fellows again?

Should we just close it and call it a day? Get the good fellows again. Because you might as well, sad. You might as well just take it. I'm surprised you have them bought it. Listen to me Gilbert. I hear you. I've recently enlightened and I've seen good fellas too many times for it to keep an impact. It's an enlightening film. They're not even listening to each other. I won't Patrick Michael's accent that he does.

He's doing a, look at me, I'm doing a mafia guy. Oh, hey, whoa. Right. What's going on? And he starts out in that and then he just slips into full Patrick Michael. Yeah, then he goes back. A couple of more.

He just, he's just kind of switching it back and forth. So I get the feeling, you said he wrote down a script. I get the feeling, Eric. This is like curb your enthusiasm. You know, there's definitely like an outline. There's a loose script. They know where they need to go. But they just let the actors improvise

and just see what kind of gold. Just see what kind of gold they make. I'm not the guy who comes in here to recommend movies to the next guy, right? That's not me, Tommy. Tommy, you got recommendations. Tommy's busy, right? That's not me Tommy Tommy got recommendations Tommy's busy. Okay, Tommy's busy right now, but Tommy comes back here. Let you know, but I will say this if I could tell you a favorite has a flight lethal weapons not going to be bad over here

The Mel Gibson so fine. I forget the You got the Mel Gibson. So fine. I forget the record. I'm sorry. Gilbert. Listen, new releases. What's new in this store? There's no way he had lethal weapon written down. He's like, I tell you it's pretty good though. We the weapons looking pretty good over here. I got the impression that they're drawing things out of a hat.

That is the next topic. You have, that, that, that pause, he pulled out lethal weapon. You know, that's, that's, that's actually pretty funny. If you think about it, it would be impressive with these guys. Yeah, they definitely not doing this. They're not making a very difficult call not themselves. That's for sure. Oh, God. All right. There's a lot of different calling out themselves. That's for sure. Oh, God.

All right, so this continues. And Gilbert, our petty see-ups character, has to pick up on nuances that add nothing to the conversation. Oh, he's Gilbert? Yeah, yeah, he's Gilbert. He's the guy who works at the store, at the video store who can't give suggestions.

To have Mafia guy. Tommy gives suggestions. Gilbert does not. Yeah, right. Can I ask a stupid question? Please have a stupid question. Uh, what do you call it? The guy, Patty C. Cups, he's not also a trapeque.

That's a different person. That's a different person. Yeah, for once. Okay. Frankie is his body trapeque. Okay. Okay. Yeah, there's a lot of people going around here.

Oh, a trapeque. All right. I'm pretty sure as a guy who smoked math and then hit his head really hard. Cause that's kind of the vibe that I get from him. All right, so Patty decides to come up with something that doesn't add to the conversation and can only go nowhere. Well, the truth is, it is a real special place.

Within the store, we got to go to, okay? It's a key, there is a real special place. Within the store, we gotta go to. Okay? It's a key. There's a lock in the key. Now, you come in here a lot, Frankie. You come in here a lot. I like you. You're a nice guy.

You got a good hat. You got a nice jacket. I don't like your shoes though. I don't like the shoes. I'm sorry, I don't like the shoes. Hey, shoes, I don't like the shoes. One sec. These are the shoes I gotta run in.

These are the shoes I can run in. Frankie, I got a I gotta run in for. These are the shoes I can use for. Frankie, I got a shoe guy. I'll hook in with the shoe guys as well. We'll get you a shoe guy. Your shoe guy don't mean my shoe. When I'm a shoe guy, the best. My shoe guy is the, he's the best in town. Now listen.

No one has a shoe guy. That's not a thing. Wait a minute. I got a shoe guy. What's his name? What was your shoe guy don't mean shit when I'm spending all this money on these movies. You like that line? That's a pretty good one.

I got a shoe guy that can help you out. Your shoe suck, but I got I know a guy. Wait, I think you had someone. What was his name? I don't miss to re-back. Oh, I was his name. Shoes are hard to get these days, guys. You everybody knows you need a particular guy

to get you shoes. Right. If I wanted you shoes, what am I gonna do? Can I get on a waiting list or something? How many months are gonna take you? Like, no, no, no, I know a guy. I could get you the night keys immediately. I know a guy.

He also sells insurance for state farm. Right, right. Because there isn't like a device you could just tap and get a pair of shoes delivered to you in 2021. No. You got to go to the shoe guy, same thing with the movie guy. He goes, hey, listen, I like you, Frankie. But I don't like your shoes.

You get it? Good one. So that leads into this conversation where Gilbert says, how do you feel about anal? I swear to God, you sounded nowhere because they're talking about good fellow

as a lethal weapon. He's like, how do you feel about anal? And Frankie's like, I'm fucking love anal. Like I'll take anal all day because no, no, no, no. I mean, like watching anal happen. I can take you to this place in the store

where I guess they sell porn. I got. I was wondering where the lock and the key was going. Yeah. Here we go. All right. We're back. I got another obstacle that I'm hoping

you can help me work through. You know, and listen, I ain't no cop. Talk to me. We come from the same side of the bridge. Tommy, watch the register. Listen, man. Listen. I like these get the register covered

that's what important part of this he's like I come back here with me Tommy I need you to watch the register Tommy he knows he's yes he knows he's gonna stick his dick in his ass hole so he's getting Tommy a cover for him this is gonna take 15 20 minutes Tommy I just need you to watch the register well Well, God, in a video star in 2021. Listen, man, listen, listen, Gilbert. I'm really interested. Call me Gil. All right, Gil. I make them, I let them sleep with the fishes. Gil, let them sleep with the fishes. Yeah. What? What are you talking about? I want them sleep with the fishes. Yeah, that's supposed to be someone's gonna die.

You don't say I'd let him. I'd let him sleep with the fishes. Yeah, like, hey, what are you gonna do? Well, if you play your cards right now, let you sleep with the fishes. You gotta get a part early though. Maybe I could do some concrete shoes since your shoes suck my shoe guy God he makes concrete you this is so obviously Pedro Michael's trying to sound gangster we could hear I got me killed

Because that's like we gangster's college He's whispering is he whispering stage direction There's no script. Oh, okay, there's no anything. I thought there was a script. I could make it out. I could make it out. Oh, okay. There's no other thing. I thought there was a script. There's no logic involved. But he just tried to sound gags. He's like, what's the first thing that pops to your mind? Oh, I let people sleep with the fishes.

I don't remember any hard core gay sex scenes in any mafia movie. I remember that the one guy from the soprato's, they killed the guy because he was gay. So this is a new genre. Eric, Godfather 2, there's 22 minutes in that movie of just hardcore gay sex and they decided to take it all out and post. It's all out of the group floor. They're like, you know what, this doesn't even say. It doesn't even make sense.

Copa, he is just devastatingly anti-gay. There's so much gay sex in that movie. They're like, I think we're losing the thread on this one, guys. It's not about gay sex. And Patrick Michael knows this, because he's such a film buff. So he brings up to this guy, because they're both gays.

We're both from the same side of the bridge, is that what he said? Yeah. Something stupid like that. So he goes, I know you, you know me. You're Frankie, I'm Gil. Let's go check out the porn section. And because Trey Peacock is a retard, his thought of like, what could be a compelling issue

that I might have? He forgot his ID because you don't have to be 18 to run porn. I don't know if Frankie looks like he might be 16 or what the deal is here. But I gotta be honest with you, man. Talk to me. I don't have my ID with me.

All I'm hoping is that you'll work with me and I got my birth certificate in the car. Well, what's the only authenticity I'm worried about is how much you favor a hard stiff solid cock. Push deep into the cavernous anus. Cavernous, they have a beautiful long life. I also have socks that I could use to absorb my ejaculate. Oh, fuck.

These youngsters. They went totally, but God did they go for it? He talks about this, the anal that's going on in this movie, he. You watch this show and he goes this is this cavernous anal of a very pretty woman by the way Cavernous anal this woman said taking taking triple dicks But she's a very lovely lady. I'm sure you'll get along with her quite well You should see a rosebud So fuck fucking freaky over here is going to look and I don't have my photo ID I do have my birth certificate in the car,

if that helps, I can probably get my mom on the phone. She can vouch for me. And then he decides, he goes, all right, but do you have a sock that I can copy? And Trey notes the word, ejaculate, if it's possible. That was good. So this took a weird turn. I don't think this is where this was meant to go at first.

But all right, let's get back into the action that's going on here because this anal video, it's not about jerk enough, all right? I mean, for some reason, Frankie thinks that this is all about like going back, watching a video and jerking off. Like that's not what's going on here. And truth is, the anal anal that wasn't just hey do you want to come back here look at a few tapes

yada yada boom bang boom I release into a sock that's not what it is friend okay that was a proposition because me Tommy Jake we're running the scheme of it. You like schemes? You into scheme, funky. Well the name like Frankie, you must be in the schemes. All right. What? What direction is this going in right now?

Can we get back to the game, please? Yeah, you look like you're into getting fucked in the ass with the name like Frankie. What? I just make it, he says. Well, no, all of a sudden, now we got Tommy and Jake are in on this. I thought they were working at a blockbuster. Apparently they're all Mopfioso. And they're like, listen Frankie, you coming here and you're in good fella. So I know you know how this works.

What we're gonna do is we're gonna run a scheme. We need you to be the driver. All right, stop jerking up. Get your dick out of your hand. I'm telling you but our skib. Give me my sock. Let me take it off first. So then he decided,

oh, I don't wanna give away this amazing plot twist that happens here. This is a front and you got it. I know you got coming in here. I can smell the rat from a mother's way. I know you're wearing a mask. I know rat. Yeah, in this game.

Tommy, get the gun. We're gonna kill us. Tommy got him on the rat today. Listen man, I don't know what's going on in that background. Those are mad at people in that wall. Don't look at Don't look at them get your hands against the wall So now he's like you're wearing a wire and we're gonna murder you Which is not even think to do to someone who's wearing a wire by the way the people the van will jump in The people outside of the van will come walking right

into your establishment. When you do that. Where are you in a wire to try to find what criminal activity, anal sex? Well, the guy came in asking for a suggestion on new releases. Let's not forget that. He wasn't like, what kind of illegal shit you got in the back room?

It wasn't that kind of thing. This guy's hey you want to see you are up to come with me They's like you're wearing a fucking wire aren't you? No, like when you know sometimes you hear like improv they'll have like the beginning the premise a couple words And then ultimately the ending of where it needs to be sure then like Larry David or whoever will do their thing And then they get to the ending they wrap it up nice with the bow. I picture the top of the sheet. It says Italians and the bottom of the sheet says anal rape. And they just feel, just feel everything else in. They're like, oh, this will be an easy one. All right. Yeah. I see where this is going. I got this one. So now we go to Tommy being ordered to kill Frankie.

You know, I thought he was watching the register. Well, Jake's not watching. Tommy's got, Tommy wears a lot of hats. Sorry. Tommy, don't want him. Just be the second one this week. No. He should've came in and got the little rascals.

Like I said. Also, I just want, he's and got a little rascals. Like I said. Also, I just want, he thinks I've ever said a little rascals. Also, I just want to point out that if this is the second guy they've whacked this week and he is wearing a wire, don't announce that. Yes. Stop talking about all this shit you're off to. It's a good thing you didn't find all this stolen merchandise that we have in the back. You didn't find out about all the cash that we have from the drugs.

That's the treasure man. And the illegal gambling that we have in the back. You didn't find out about all the cast that we have from the drugs. It's a treasure man. And the illegal gambling that we have going on. I don't want to have to do this to you. Fucking, I don't, Gill, listen up, Gill, if that even is your name. It's not. What kind of a mob name is Gill? You're a guy talking with the Tommy gun.

Ain't fucking intimidating me I can't hear for a movie you wrote me into your mafia anal yeah, I got I tried to help you with the socks you fucking turn around on me you probably into your mafia

anal and I'm getting Trace is talking to petty sea cups at this point like WHAT ARE WE DOING? I DON'T WANT TO DIE! Your pants are off, what the fuck? Just want to see the cavernous aintel! Robert DeNiro in mafia aintel! Holy shit!

You uh, you gonna put that in me? I don't see anyone else around here. You're gonna put that in me Hey, you circumcised you circumcised yeah, you got Fumunda. Hey. Oh Fuck all right. Let's get ready for the exciting conclusion Because who knows where this is gonna go? You got to decide you got to decide Gil. Do you want me to be a customer or an enemy? You decide either way I'm getting naked Maybe we'd be friends after all

So it's gets very gay. I don't know why all the Sun Frankie's, look at you can shoot me if you want, but I'm jerking off first. You can't stop me. Yeah, that was you planted that seed. There's no way I'm not dropping my seed. Now I don't know if you're familiar with this, Eric, but Dan Harman talks about the eight steps in the story circle. And the eighth step in the story, the story circle is change. The main

character has gone through something in their life. They come back to where they started from, but they're a different person because of what they went through. And of course, Patrick Michael brings that into his conclusion of this amazing story. Listen man, I'm telling you, you put some condoms in those socks and it's even better because then you can reuse them. Tommy, let's ride! You've been listening to the Nine Nine Podcast. Goodbye. What the fuck does that mean?

That's right. That's right. That's right. Tommy, that's right. He's watching the register. Yes! For that he had to shoot somebody who's supposed to kill the rat. And now they're leaving?

Now they're leaving the rat there with the anal tape. And Jay. And Jay, condom talk. He's just fucking leaving the store. That's bullshit. Who's gonna mind the fucking store? This was, this was eight minutes long. This entire story.

I pulled over every second. Okay, cause it's just fascinating. It's like, Trey Peacock said, okay, how are we gonna wrap it? No matter what happens, I just say, let's ride and it's out. Ship it, publish shit, it's good. You'll know it's over when I say, let's ride. When I say, let's ride and it's out. Yeah. Ship it. Publish shit. It's good. You'll know it's over when I say let's ride. It's a time when I say let's ride. It's his catchphrase.

Yeah. Like everyone applauds at the live show. Let's ride down. Yeah. He said it. He said it. Say the line, Bill. Oh, hot stuff.

I missed the old Patrick, Michael. He was so much fun. That was something. That was something, Joe. Everyone started fucking with him. Speaking of guys that people like to fuck with. I want to point out that there's someone who has been messaging with Stuttering John. And their name is Kroes Gas Station, which is always fun to me. So here's just a quick clip from John addressing Croz gas station.

Croz gas station, thanks for the five bucks. Hey John, finally got rid of some of my family heirlooms so I can finally help you with your DC trip. Keep the good work, sorry for being so stingy. Anything helps. I got to hire a crew and everything else out there. So I'm, you know, I got to get a hotel. By the way, hotels in DC, I freaking expense them. So I'll be the mother. Nice ones

are. I don't need to say the nice one. If you can give me a recommendation, you know, just text it to me. I'm like, I'll put you up in my guest room, John. How about that? That'd be awesome. How far are you from DC? I'm right outside of DC. Oh, that would be awesome, Glenn. Now that would, that would help me a lot because I don't know how much I'm going to have to pay for the crew. Eric, do you think that was a real invitation? I think that was fake.

That's the same thing as when someone says, yeah, come on over. You know, you just, you just don't, you just, you don't take them up on that. Yes. I got the sense that he was not ready for Johnny Beck. Oh my God, really? Yeah, you're close to DC. Yeah, all right. Well, I'll be there tomorrow.

Like, oh, well, no, oh, shit. I should have said that. What is the timeline of when he started talking about the big trip? We're talking years now, right? I think it was because you know, June of last year was when he first introduced this concept that he was gonna do that.

Oh, okay. I thought it was much longer than that this concept that he was going to do. Oh, okay. I thought it was much longer than that. I thought it was a long time. It seems longer, but I mean, you would think that, um, uh, what the hell could it possibly be to scrounge up enough money for playing fair and, uh, do this? And, and what is the goal here? He wants to go talk to Republicans and give him shit. Eric, there's been so many obstacles in his way. First off, it turns out that people in

Congress don't work every day of the week. They get weeks off from time to time. That fucked up because originally back in June, he was playing this. He was going to go to DC in August. Now, I'm a guy who pays very little attention to politicians, and I even know that everything is closed for all of August. It's been that way my entire life, like that's their month off. And John didn't even realize he's like, they're not even going to be there in August. Now what am I going to do?

It's a huge sep- I got a, I got a, I got a, I got a regroup. Ha ha ha. Yeah, he's still regrouping from that, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a It wouldn't be that difficult to figure out. But I want to talk about what was going on with the latest beer on the balcony. Stuttering John brings on his buddy, Grillo, but before he does that, he asks you once again, school us on how copyright law works, which is always good. This podcast video is copyrighted. Any unauthorized use without the express consent of the Stuttering John podcast is strictly prohibit. And that could be taken off now. And we go

back to the chat room here. Doesn't it sound like he's talking to a producer? All right, we can get rid of that banner now. We'll go back to the show. He's doing this himself. He's doing stream around. The same thing that I'm doing. Like you could draw that yourself. And we'll switch the view back to all three of us

looking at Stuttering John. All right, very good. You have some more drinks in here. There is no producer. That's the problem. Everything. What, why does he think it's such an important thing to do that? Like that's ever stopped anybody from ever doing anything of taking someone's material. No one's ever been sued. No way. It has never happened. It actually just happened. And Brendan. Just just so unique by yeah.

Oh well, well, it's funny because Eric and I'm sorry to jump all over you on that because people are telling me that I've got the copyright law. I'll fucked up that I'm wrong about this. That's telling John saying that all right, this is copyrighted is, I guess, how you copyright something, I, who knows. But, the point is that John still doesn't understand how fair use works, so either way, it doesn't make a fucking bit of a difference who owns the copyright on anything,

because we can use clips of it when we're goofing on him, that's how fair use works, John. It doesn't matter how many times you show that banner that says we need express written consent From major league baseball or whatever the fuck you stole that from Does he think I'm gonna request permission? John is cool if I just use this part where grill looks like an idiot and you laughing But can I play that part of it? I should just ask say I, I'm just gonna assume

that a no reply is yes. So, can I use this? Good idea, though, tweeted him, because he has me blocked, I'll never see it. And I'll be like, you're on her. It's only the apple, and pinky up for yes. Oh, that's a yes. It's another yes.

It's another yes. All right, so he brings on his buddy Steve Grillo, who wasn't intern on the Howard Stern show and they've get the shut up about it. And so Grillo comes on, he wasn't feeling good and he explains why he feels better now and John can totally relate to this. Well, you said you weren't feeling good today. I know what? A shot of vodka, do you're real good? I was going to say that to you, Steve. Well, you said you weren't feeling good today. You know what?

I shot a vodka, do you feel good? I was gonna say that to you, Steve. I always feel better after I have a few beers. Yeah. It wasn't that, you know. Yeah. So John's point is like, yeah, I'm hung over every day and then I start drinking again and then I'm fine.

Grillo goes, well, no, actually I was working yesterday and it was so dusty there that I didn't feel good. Grillo is actually a grip on a TV show, the marvelous Mrs. Maisel. He actually has a job. He's not like John. Okay, he does stuff. So he's explaining like, yeah, we went to the set or wherever they were shooting this

and it was all dusty and you didn't feel good. And so we got up and he had a shot of vodka and now he feels better and John's like, oh, yeah, yeah, that's the fucking key to salvation right there. Is this a keep drinking? Yeah, did you see his face light up? Yeah. I knew it. Someone's finally buying into Mike.

Type of thinking. Welcome to the club. So now John asks possibly the worst question ever, and then figures out a way to follow that up with an even worse question. I made myself some soup and had a shot and all of a sudden boom, I I'm back What kind of suit? ramen Oh chicken or beef no pork

No pork pork. We have a lot of different flavors. No damn spicy chicken I like ramen Well, John likes dirt food. I didn't know that. Blowny Robin. Follow me for more tips. Macaroni Jesus really a big hit around it. It's good combination of flavors. I was listening to block party and they they they they they cut it just run with these crazy tangents. Yeah. What kind of question is that? What kind of soup did you have? I had

Robin. Oh, yeah, what flavor Robin? John, who fucking cares? What's the difference here? Why would any of this matter trying to find a hole in his story? I bet you didn't have Robin. Did you all right you got me Poor fucking grillo is so poor he's excited about spicy chicken ramen. They got new flavors. Oh All right Eric you sir are a radio veteran I don't want to say a radio legend. I'm going to leave that to the light cell, Stuttering John Melandas and Steve Grillo. And you really get a sense for how talented they are with their back and forth. You can tell they're just very comfortable being on air and having an on air conversation. But you know, it is what it is, I guess, right? What? What happened? What

do you mean? I don't know. What the show? You just were you talking about, right? Oh, yeah. Now in Grillo's defense, he stoned out of his mind, and this is a waste of his time, In Grillo's defense, he stoned out of his mind and this is a waste of his time in Southern John's defense. He's an idiot. Yeah. He's really bad at having a conversation. He doesn't know where he is. I mean, this isn't a job for him.

It's obvious that the guys who are on the Howard Stern Show and they talk about how, oh my god, we have the best times. Everything was going great. We'll get into the clips of that. The Stern Show was the best when we were on it. You guys were going on the Howard Stern show because they goofed on you like you were usually the butt of the joke They brought you into the studio and said, John, what is this? I'm hearing you're you're doing comedy shows You're taking all the money. Oh, no, that's not true or grillo would come in. I didn't get my potato right

You know, what did I do? Yeah, that's did. And the other way, we're radio legends. You're obviously not. You're not good at this. You can't host a show. I am so distracted by the shape of his body. It's not supposed to be square like that. It looks like a fucking Lego. It's very odd how boxed off it is.

It almost looks like his head is on one of those things that you put at like a theme park of like a cowboy or some shit. Yeah, just to make it very it's car to change cartoon dimensions to it. Yeah, I mean, really exaggerated. Yeah, his see, look at grill old shoulders, he sloped down like a human. John looks like a goddamn, I don't know what that is. For those of you who can't see this, John looks like shit. Oh, thank you for your fuck. Whenever you're particularly, I better than Eric Good.

Yeah, whenever I see on Reddit, you guys show pictures of him and his skin is like ash. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck, man, I'm like, this man, he's gonna die. It's not good. So now, John and Grille are talking about the fact that they could be promoting the fact that Grille is on his show and he would just need a link that people could then watch

the show. This is very confusing to John. He doesn't understand how this works. I did send you a link. Who knew send me not these? Send me a link to get into StreamYard. Yeah, that's the link. Yeah, for me, what are people that I know want to do?

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, like I was gonna put it on Twitter and then Facebook and Instagram listen to me starting drama. Miss Nenoty and now? Say Nenoty and me now, I'll tweet. I y'all put it out there.

I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Okay. Yeah, I'll get you the link. No, I wanted to tweet it so people can tune in and watch. No, I understand. No, you didn't. No, I understand now. But you know about Johnson immediately

on the offensive, too? I did send you a link. It's like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not made of links. Ha ha ha ha. John's like, I, I, this is just a conversation. I'm not even showing this to anybody. I just want to say hi.

Yeah, all right. This is just a Zoom cover. They do, right? What do you mean? I just want it. I just want to hear about what's soup you see. So what's, what's missing to two boom boomers try to figure out how to share a wink This is the kind of shit that I think our buddy Kroge lives for it is this because this isn't a show this is a bearer's egg You shouldn't be doing this on a show

All right, now I got an email this to you. I guess Well tax it to me because it's easier. I can copy it and then post it on whatever. Well, I don't know if I can get on your text, text, let me see if I can pull it up. I can copy and did since we ended. Oh, no, let me just take it. I'm kind of going to lose Steve Gorilla. No, I don't have you on this one.

So I'm gonna email to you, all right? That's fine. I can copy and paste it off my. So I'm gonna email T.R., right? That's fine. I can copy and paste it off my email. All right. All right. Yeah. All right. Because I have time to talk to you about the hold on.

Let me just do this first. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. All right. I'm gonna send it to you PC. And then you take that and you send it back to me. And then I'll send it to your Mac and you text it to me,

I copy it and text it to you. You click on that thing and it opens, you send it to your friends. It's so confusing. Does girl not get email on his phone? He's like, well, if he texts to me, then I'll have it on my phone. Why, or I can email it to you.

Yeah, but, you know, I need it on my phone. Like, or I could email it to you. Yeah, but, you know, I needed on my phone. Like, what, what are you guys talking about? So fast forward 15 minutes, 15 minutes after this conversation, there's still confused about this link. So, um, no, he's not sharing the link. Uh, you wouldn't do that. But I did, here's a deal. You know, did you send me what I can send people to go okay there it is So I'm gonna copy this and then I gotta give it to him. Oh You haven't given it to him yet. No, I didn't even know I'm trying that to you. I can try to know my phone

Just email it to him. Don't put it on Twitter So this guy's a you know, you know this guy's full of shit Just a troll. Anyway, um, what did you, I was completely blown away. The day that right, you know, Mr. America came out. That's a grill transition. What a transition. Yeah, you're to take a picture your phone. Yeah, let me talk him off, Miss America. So Grillo's transition from that is I was blown away and they forgot what he was talking about. Oh, the day Miss America came out because apparently Howard Stern's second book Miss

America was dedicated to Grillo and the other interns. And Grillo goes, John, were you jealous about that? And John's like, well, no, you guys were making no money and Howard felt bad. I had a salary. We didn't feel bad about that at all. That was like, that was like something we didn't have to pay you guys. He just put you in the book,

goes like, oh, okay. He just found out about it. He's like, oh, you're right. That is why he did that. I was blown away. I thought he liked me. No, that's why you did that. I was blown away. I thought he liked me. No, that's not what I was. Eric, I know that when you broadcast your show,

you're in a room above your garage. That is the real room you do not use a green screen. When we're watching you, we're seeing you in your natural habitat. Of course. Now what you're missing out at when you do that is great green screen humor, which Stuttery job is the best at. Oh that's right. Wait, I'm not on the balcony Steve.

Hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Let me just walk downstairs and get to the balcony. All right, there we go. See, it's so funny because he didn't actually go out of the balcony He just changed out the image behind him on the green screen really cute And that's not unique somewhere different in his apartment It's good stuff more techie a really techie You're gonna love this next joke now I'm back in my living room again. Oh Watch out I'm back in my living room again. Oh, watch out.

Now, I'm in the elevator. I love how the fucking balcony looks at the outside of like some poverty house. It just, it looks like a, it looks like shit. I mean, if you're gonna have a nice, if you're gonna have a nice backdrop of the LA skyline, at least have a nice backdrop of your, you know, I mean, now you don't wanna see the underside of you.

You don't wanna see your fucking gutter helmet on there. What the fuck? Alright, so now John asked Grillo about a recent date that Grillo had, but he doesn't actually care. He doesn't listen to a word that Grillo says. He just quickly starts talking about his date, because John just wants to talk about John. That's why he's such a great interviewer because he's like, all right,

you go for a second, and then when I see your dud talking, I'm gonna talk for a while. I had a similar date. I had a date that was arguing with me about the Bible. Like, you know, all about God and how God is against same-sex marriage and all this stuff. And then, like after all this Bible talk, she says to me, I have the best boobs you want

to see him. Yeah. First off, John Goofs on Jackie for selling his jokes too hard. John's the worst at this. He always let you know when he thinks you should be laughing. Like he changes out the background. He's like, what was that, my cue? Yeah. Then people like, Oh, yeah. Okay. It's really funny, John. Yeah. And Grillo is over supporting too. If you could just see the reaction of him, he's like selling the

fuck out. Oh, yeah. No, Grillo is playing along, which he shouldn't be at this point. He should realize more talented than John. You know, I'm always gun shy when you play John talking about a girl because I'm still traumatized by the last time I did this because I was on the episode when John said, yeah, I'm working up a good batch of gum. Jesus. Eric, I was just getting over that.

You know, I feel bad about that. That affected me. That was tell you, I got to give a good bunch of batch of gum. I feel bad because brand-on from Drew and Mike reached out to me looking for that clip and I couldn't find I didn't label it correctly on my computer because the batch clip is a very important clip in WATP history now. I couldn't find it when it was needed. It affected people. It was like comment after comment and read it about like people were seriously saying yeah this is this is terrible. I'm drawing the line here. Yeah. It's it's gross to think about John with a female

a and then to think about him with his batch at a female. I'd rather talk about gay sex with mafia guys. Yeah, can we give a block of ass? Yeah. Working up a big batch of calm. It's all one word, batch of calm. Batch of calm. It's gonna be his new restaurant. Sorry, sorry about that.

All right, so John talks about his day. Oh, she's talking about the bike. He goes, yeah, my day talking about the bike, he goes, yeah, my day was the same thing. Grills had nothing about a Bible or anything. My day was the same, they'd talk about the Bible the whole time and then she's like, check out my tits.

All right, well, you just wanted to tell that story. Obviously, it made no sense. So then John wants to ask Grills a question and watch how bad he is. I can't emphasize this enough. John is terrible at broadcasting. He worked with Jay Leno for 10 years. He worked with Howard Stern for 14 years.

These are guys who are great at broadcasting, could interview people. This is Stuttering John and everything he learned from that. So Steve, you and I have, okay. You have said this on the show. Well hold on, John C. Hayden has said that Howard once got his scores, dance of pregnant and then bought a record. So she would get an abortion. Have you ever heard that?

All right. So he didn't know what he was going to ask. Finally got it out. And Grillo gives this long meandering answer. John gets very confused what they're even talking about. There's non-Saf confusion going on during the answer because he brought up Chauncey and Chauncey lives in Ireland now with his baby mama and it's a whole thing. Wait, Steve, but did he tell you the story about the about the stripper? Oh, well, no, he told me the story about the daughter, which I got the real story, which is even more interesting. How it, he was married and how he found out

he had the daughter. The girl sent him pictures to the house of the baby being born like quenching. And then that's his wife boy. His wife said, honey, you got to let her from Ireland. And he goes, well, open it up. And it was, here's your daughter and it was like crowning bloody. He got who right now. I'm talking about John's and talking about a hangar. Oh, what a great conversation. These two are. John, John thought he was talk.

He was about to hear some revelation about Howard's child being born. Correct. From a stripper. Yeah, he's like, whoa, this is a scoop. We're going to great now. You know, why doesn't Howard Stern have these people killed? What a what a bunch of fucking miscreants. No one would even investigate it. He would get away with that. He's very easily. No, we're missing. Kill these people. These people need to be good about anyone. What are they doing? These people.

These fucking sick fucks. Why make a billion hours if you're not going to whack assholes? Just just kill these people. They need to die. What's interesting about this clip is that he's, gril is actually telling a very interesting story about Chauncey Hayden, a guy who was a character on our turn show. And because just now following the conversation he goes, well, I don't care about that. What about Howard's turn? It's like, this could have been an interesting guy. I know, I'm in the end of it.

It was actually like, well, what the fuck happened? He went to visit him in Ireland. He was forced to move to Ireland because that's where this kid was. It's a whole fucking thing. He's like, I don't care about that. Did John force the strip of an abortion or not? He goes, oh yeah, he did. Okay. Well, I don't know if that's as exciting as what you were going for, but fair enough. So John talks about when Adam Corolla was on the Howard Stern show.

Now if you're not familiar with this, when Jackie left the show, they were auditioning different comedians to come in and take over the Jackie chair. And eventually, Arty Lang was the person who was hired to take over in the Jackie chair. And we all know that that was radio gold for 10 years with Arty Lang. But Adam Corolla was one of the guys who auditioned to be in the Jackie chair. And apparently Adam Crowe didn't treat John with as much respect as John like to be treated with when he was doing the show. No, I know, I know. That's

why I felt about Adam Crowe because when they were sitting in, you know, the Jackie chair, yeah. You know, I was going in there talking and then I'm going, shut up, shut up, you shut up. I'm talking. I'm like, fuck you. Who the fuck are you? Fuck you, Adam Crowley, the fuck are you? Well, he had his own radio show in the second largest market in the US. He has a morning show in LA.

He turned down the job on Howard Stern because he had a better gig lined up. He's been on TV shows. He's been on the radio. Forever he's a extremely successful podcaster, much more so than you. And I think he might ask something like, who the fuck is Cedric Jod would be my guess. I kind of wish that Howard, I wish he would have jumped in and who knows maybe he did, said, yeah, I told him to say that to you if you talk.

That's the first prerequisite of this job is to tell you to shut the fuck up every time you talk. Or maybe Adam was trusting his instincts, which Adam is very good instincts. So the very jagged, nearer, my girl was like, shut the fuck up, don't, don't do it. The adults are in here talking and making jokes. Stop fucking us up.

So that's funny whenever John's like, oh, who the fuck is that cruel thing he is? Like, John, I mean, look how it played out. What are you talking about? All right, so now they talk about, cause John's always trying to get the rumor mill going. When he has a guy like Gorillon, they want to talk about different rumors

that are going on with the Howard Stern universe. The problem is, is that both of these guys have been off the Howard Stern show for close to 20 years. So it's hard to bring up shit that's more recent than that. All right, now, you know, I did want to ask you about this because there's been rumors that Howard cheated on Beth and was with Mossy Turk. According to Monique, I think she's the one who broke the story or could it have been truancy on this show?

I don't remember. Is that true? Wow. Well, I can't say it true because I just the first time we're hearing about it. So these people have never met Marcy Turk. They don't even, they wouldn't even recognize her if she walked past them in the grocery store. They didn't work there with Marcy Turk, worked there. They don't know anything about this. They don't have friends who work there anymore. Why are they talking about this? Did you hear about this rumor? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't heard about it. Is it true? I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- rehash old shit of old rumors that even if they were true, even if everything he asked were true,

no one gives a shit about any of this. This is all just a personal vandeta by this fucking moron. Yeah, you know what, that's a very good point because there are shows like radio gong who are still talking about this shit with Howard Stern. The rest of us don't give a fuck anymore. Like Howard Stern is not an interesting celebrity anymore. He's kind of falling off the radar. Did Howard Stern cheat on his wife bath in 2012? Who gives a fuck? Maybe I would probably care. Who gives a fuck? But the guy probably I don't care. Doesn't matter. Yeah. He fucked a goat. He fucked a goat. So what? You tell me fucked Ralph his stylist. I'd be like, all right, well, if I knew that 15 years ago,

we'd have some fun with that, but. Yeah, this doesn't matter. No one gives a shit. Now, Eric, I know you have a hard out. Let me play you them talking about how amazing the Howard Stern Show was when they were on the Howard Stern Show. Ah, of course. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Uh, it's so funny. The trolls are out out in full force today. You know what? Here's the deal. All the trolls go, that's all they got. They told they could do. He's talking about the outstretched show. They have nothing else going on. Shut up. Yeah. That's what we're doing. We're talking, we're talking, we're running out. I have no problem with it. Look, you know, as time goes on, it becomes more apparent that the years from, you know, from those years that we were on and up and told the up until he went to series,

those, that was the golden age of the show. Oh, God. It becomes more and more apparent that what I remember is the best thing that happened. My memories I was great. If Steve Grillo has been doing this so long, why is his microphone over here? It sounds like shit.

It's pointed the wrong. He sounds like shit. He sounds like shit. He sounds like shit. He's got the little microphone. He's just not talking to him. It's a fucking idiot. Jesus. God these two fuck you. Go do something. All right, Eric. I want to thank you so much for coming on the show today, buddy.

It's always great to talk to you and you kind of kind of filling in last minute with us too. So thank you. Any time anytime I'm invited. I appreciate it. Thank you. Awesome. The Eric Zane show people can go to is it Eric Zane show.com? Eric Zane show.com brought to you by Johnson's carpet one, Carl. That's right. And what are they sponsor? What is Johnson's carpet one sponsor on your show? They are official show carpet. If you, if you want to have carpet in your house like mine in the room above my attic,

you can get it from Johnson's carpet. You know what you should have? You should have a carpet cam. Like a camera you could turn on that just shows the carpet. Hey, let's go to the carpet cam. Let's see what's going on. Oh, recently vacuumed carpet cam. Still time if you're a hard up against it for tax time,

coming up April 18th, tag accounting, accounting and tax services, Carl, there you go. There's a lot of people working 80 hour weeks right now with tag accounting are going fuck you, Eric Zade. We're not looking for new clients right now. Are you kidding me? I got a fucking week until April 15th and you're telling

people to sign up with us now. No. Yeah. What's your beef with tag? Yeah. I'm actually excited about the fucking baseball season starting. I have to watch an inning if possible. I don't want to be working. Yeah. Fuck that. Fuck that shit. Do taxes. All right. Thanks so much. You're coming on. Thank you. See you, buddy. And Eric Zayn's also on Patreon. Check him out, patreon.com slash the Eric Zayn show. Who knows? Something similar to that.

I'm sure. I have a couple more things from Stuttering John that I think are funny. So first off, after that show with Grillo, he comes on his show on Tuesday and talks about what a great show it was for the Patreon, but also explains that his Patreon numbers are down. But great beer on the balcony with Stephen Gungardin Grillo, which was a lot of fun. I think everybody enjoyed it. All my Patreon members, unfortunately, we lost a few this month.

But, you know, see how I'll deal with that. First off, he sounds like they died. We lost a few. It was a hard fought battle. We lost a few. We came out of him and said, so we go, we'll see how I'll deal with that. Does he know where they live? Well, it's interesting because I see everything through the prism of him talking to me about our lawsuit. Oh, okay. And I could be totally off on this. But the fact that I've been playing clips

of his Patreon shows and he goes, and not people aren't on my Patreon anymore, I'm wondering if he's gonna try to link these things together and say, I did have 37 people supporting, now I have 33. So those four people, that $20 a month is what I'm suing Carl for.

That makes sense. And I wouldn't be surprised. You chance down too? I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers I just threw out there are real. Yeah, honestly, could be 37 out of 33. He's gone, I don't know what I'm gonna do about this,

but heads are gonna roll, watch out. It's a big problem that we're having. Yeah, you fuck with my silver bullets. His baits, your numbers are down. Oh, what did that, so I then, somebody tip me off to this. This is going back to February of 2020. I think I played this on the show before,

but it's worth revisiting because John's talking about copyright law and how his show is copyrighted and we aren't allowed to play it. Well, back in 2020, John had this YouTube channel that he was trying to get people to check out and it had a lot of Howard Stern content on it and Royce and Merch from Revenge of the CIS brought this up. I don't, you know what he's doing?

This is hilarious. He uploaded, he uploaded a clip of him from the Stern Show. He uploaded a clip from him. From the Stern Show. Copy the entire video. Put it on his channel. And then in the description, it says copyright stuttering John podcast. But that's, that's not how it works. He can't be this dumb, right? He know what he got an entire video of the e-show of the e-show

an entire video of the e-show. John, this is from Howard Stern TV, which I know for a fact. I know for a fact he doesn't own. Yeah, that's true. John does not know Howard Stern's so D.V. And just putting his copy right on it does not make it so that it's his property. But he's still very confused how all that works. It's like labeling your lunch when you go to school.

That's how he sees it, I think. Yeah, can't touch this. All right, let's talk about March badness. We got to get an update on this, because this is exciting. The semi-finals are upon us, O.B. Radial beat Fetlett by two votes. That is as close as it gets in the Elite 8 right there.

So O.B. Radial moves on to a semi-finals. Who will O.B. be playing against? None other than Stuttering John? Stuttering John beats Collar Daddy and it's a blowout, 95 to nine. Collar Daddy did not have a chance. Stuttering John, just too strong. So we have one of our semi-final matchup,

Stuttering John versus OP radio. Wow. And I'm sorry, OP beat out. Fat lip. That's a FAT lip. Wow, yeah. So, so FAT lip and caller daddy were two, two good of shows.

Correct. To make it to the final. Well, I think what happened with this FAT lip matchup, she just wasn't pulling down the boards. I think she got tired. Okay. Alright, another matchups. We had Sarah Silverman versus two pairs one cave and Sarah Silverman gets to the semi-finals.

I'm excited about that. 58 to 42. Sarah Silverman wins that matchup and then we have one more slot for the semi-finals. Who will Sarah Silverman be playing up against? Oh, Tom Myers versus the briefcase. Tom Myers 65 to 36. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world versus Sarah Silverman. So that's exciting. Make sure to go on there and vote because we got the finals coming up.

Yeah, it's nuts. March bedness might be running through June to August. I don't know. It goes out forever and seems like whatever. All right. One of we done today, producer Chris. Some stuff. We've done it all. So you know what that means.

It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. Long time, long time. I don't know what we're doing at next week's WIT Family.

I do know that Vinnie Paulino will be here. But in the meantime, I will be traveling to New York to see Billy Joel, Anthony Cumia, Tony from Hack the Movies. We're actually gonna have Doug from Good Times Great movies, he's gonna come and join us in studio where we record, hack the movies. No shit. Yep, that'll be a lot of fun meeting up with him.

We're gonna do a bonus show on Centering John's movie, One Too Many. So there's a lot going on. And also I do wanna get a bonus show on, uh, Sittering Johns movie one too many. So there's a lot going on. And also I do want to get a bonus show in about Sittering Johns book. So there's a lot going on in between. Now, next week, also I should point out the creep off. I will not be there, because I'm out of town.

And I said, hey, Mini, let's reschedule. I can be on the show. You know, you like that I co-host the show, right? Like, I can, we can make arrangements. Wait, what did that I co-host the show, right? We can make arrangements. Wait, what are you saying to that? He goes, I got Dick Masterson. Oh, okay. Oh.

So, if you want to go to the creep off, that's gonna be Vinny with Dick Masterson on the upcoming show of The Creep off, which records on Monday, I believe it's six Eastern. Probably live on Rumble. He's been doing those shows live on Rumble. He's been doing those shows live on Rumble. All right, we missed it last week. Let's get into it. It's time for everyone's

favorite game show to catch a Dabler. Are you ready to play to catch a Dabler? I am. I'm looking for review. I least my house. I was on a way to see my son. First I had to go to the CVS to pick up a torvostat, and which is my high cholesterol, you

know, medication. So when I leave, I get to the drug store and I'm waiting for my a torvostat, and then I don't on me. To catch a dabbler. store and I'm waiting for my a torvastad and then I dawned on me. Sir Cash. Okay. A Dabler.

What did John say next? Here are your choices. One. I left my wallet at the pub. Pretty good. B. I wasn't even wearing a mask. That must be why everybody was looking at me. Three.

It's Snicky Bee's birthday. I'll get her a gift while I'm here. D. Never. I left my clonipin downstairs in the kitchen. Finally, I've really destroyed my entire life. I regret life to catch a dabler. Alright, listen, the one that makes the most sense to me, even though John being the perfect

liberal that he is, you would think he'd be wearing a mask at all times even though it's full of holes. I'm going to say it's the mask one. He showed up without a mask. He's like, oh, I must be why everyone's staring at me. What do you think it is, producer Chris? Well, one of these times I would love to say it's all of them. And be right, but I'm going to go with the wallet, not having his wallet. He got his wallet at the pub. That sounded possible to me too. Yeah, the other three are just out there. All right, let's cut some fucking devler already. Finally.

I lead my house. I was on a way to see my son. First, I had to go to the CVS to pick up a Torvastatin, which is my high cholesterol medication. So when I leave, I get to the drug store and I'm waiting for my atorvastad and then I don'ts on me. I left my Kalonipin townstead.

Whoa! Whoa! Be sure to come back next to me. What makes sense? To find out if you're new. In the spice wreck. Our man enough to catch a doubler. Wow. Why would they affect him getting... I don't know it doesn't it got his sense

Who's caught up into the kids to get this yet? I guess it makes sense cuz it doesn't make sense here at the pharmacy get some more Jesus Wow, man, fuck this game god damn it card if you got us again And you know what if Vic and Casey were here, they would have lost two damn minutes. Yeah. Ah! Are we down here? SQR.

I think we are too. Producer Crest, thank you so much for coming over. Sure. I know we're recording on a weird time. Yeah. Because I'll be spending the weekend away. Anything in the news? Even social media news.

No, the internet news. Yeah. Oh, you're wrapping it up. I am. This is the wrap up before we do the other part of the show. Yeah. So sorry. No, it's fine. I was gonna say, please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the most busy time of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. Internet news. Regarding our latest YouTube offering with Stuttering John, Explaining Copyright Law, Chris writes, John's show is as much copyrighted as it is entertaining. Pain killer notes, wow, John is aging like a hot banana.

He looks like a Jim Henson character. Matthew comments, W-A-T-P covering John's ass holeery is one of my favorite things to keep up with. This shit has been a long time coming. He's lucky his face hasn't been caved in at the pub. And from the discord generic tag posts, Opie is in no position to be making alopecia jokes after how sensitive he's been about his own hair.

Gazi queries, I swear to god why do all women who do podcasts sound exactly the same? This week's show, the fat lip whale, the call her daddy bitches, and pretty much any female podcaster sound the exact same every time. Joe got a discord because they're all fat. And from Reddit, fix it 403 gripes. The older Nisaka moms talking about their 12 day periods and pussy's full of snails

and rotten comins scratching their asshole worms actually turned me gay. But Suttering John, slaubering his way through that story about drinking himself into the hospital turned me off men and made me asexual. Quite the journey this week, Mr. Magenta. Usually, it's safe to listen to W-A-T-P while you eat, but Jesus Christ, I almost puked up my lunch listening to those broads talk about their periods and the days old jizz festering in their vaginas. PX7 J9 J-I-J1 posts. Those are some nasty skanks.

Senior Devon. John's got Gator right now. Carl, you better watch out. Tutored Zeus. You know your bottom of the barrel when even OP laughs at you. It's over, John. It's fucking over. Non-binary podcaster.

Can you guys do a podcast on the Smurfs? Cardiff elect asks, where was Cardiff? Gamarin Kay why? Hopefully he killed himself. Getty Lee's thumb. I was thinking more of him taking a nice weekend off to relax and spend time with friends of family, but okay, we'll go with your routed stead. And Ralph Mollman Mellish plays us out with, maybe he took his family on holiday and killed

them. That sounds possible. Sorry we missed Cardiff last week, although we did talk about Cardiff not stop. I think he's the fucking poochie of this show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he's nodding off the other characters at the time, hey, where's Cardiff? I wonder what Cardiff is doing right now. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? All right, let's get to the voicemails. I have to tell you that for the most part, the voicemails that I listened to, people were so grossed out by mom's swipes left.

They thought it was the grossest podcast. I did too. And that's thanks because the recon podcast, where the guy wanted his boyfriend to eat his shit before they got married. That was pretty gross. I was reflecting on that podcast fondly after listening to mom swipes. God, that show was so gross. All right, let's start off with somebody called in a

OP song parody. It's a little late, but all right, whatever we'll entertain it. Also, I don't have a backing track. Okay, this is OP in his car with the zoom light. I should mention it. You love me a voice out before this he goes, Karah, I want to make you a parody, but I don't know how to put it all together. I'm not sure how to do it, so I'm just going to call in and I'll sing over the backing track. Then he calls back, he's like, I don't have a backing track. And it goes like this. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, picture yourself in a bar full of winners and then a homeless guy

Cause you are racist names Except he's not homeless, he's actually kind of rich Just raggedy and gross with gifts like a bitch Zoom recorder volume, fading in and out. Mama dropped him on his head. Look for the dope with his name as a joke and he is dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Open his car, fantasizing.

OP doesn't talk to his kids. OP all the wall. No one likes him. Bye, doggy. So that guy calls back in a few times. And the time he's embarrassed by that voice now that he just left. All right, I'm sorry for the voicemail spam. That last one obviously was me. I'm embarrassed. And that's why I want you to play it. I fucked up. It was pretty good.

And so I want you to put that green job there. I'm a fucking idiot for even trying yes is pretty good pitch you know the first time of a for real uh... i have the words read for a bad minute and i was like damn i gotta use these words oh oh fucking carol there's somebody's got to hear these fucking words about opi knowing this shit about opi in my life nobody gives a shit about opi in opi's life somebody got to hear it

all right well somebody heard it you're you're welcome for that he calls back yet again that he went for being embarrassed to dunking on paddy c-cops alright i'm i'm sure you're probably sick of the fucking calling uh... dude what what's up

fuck is wrong with Patrick michael dude what is wrong with Patrick Michael dude? What is wrong with his years? It goes one and two and three and four not zero One two three four one and One one What the fuck is wrong with this brain dude? I've never even thought of zero. That's gonna fuck me up now. Yeah, I'm trying to count out during the drum solo

Oh, where do I come in shit? I started in zero. Where are you guys? All right, so that was a lot of voice panels from one gentleman who's also in the discord So thank you very much for sending those in He was in choir for four years. Well, it's obvious, sir. You know, you know, you know, to do a four four time one and two and three and four and very good, very well done. All right. Here's a question about the Bukhaki Queen. Hey, hard base. Why is she called the Bukukaki Queen? I feel like that has never been properly explained.

Please, and thank you. Bye. I assumed it was self-explanatory. She's married to the Bukaki King. Very good. The royal family. So I thought that was pretty obvious. You know? No one asked the Queen of Spades. Why is she the queen of spades? So if you want to know more about the Bukaki queen, all I can tell you is come to Nashville on May 14th. W-A-T-P-L-I-V-D-C-A-M. That's kind of a teaser.

Is it where you can get tickets? All right, this is an interesting call. I always like when celebrities call into the show. Oh, okay. They very excited about that. So when Opie does that high pitch voice, it reminds me of Dr. Roxo from Metal Ocoa. I'm Gran Opie. You got to go. Yay!

All right, it's a good observation. That's not the voice I thought I was playing. Here is the celebrity that called it. Yo, Carl. It's fucking Oscar Meyer. W. Derrickill, John, to get fucking cheaper below me. Fuck you. That's my number one customer. What are you trying to put me out of business? He's the below the king. Fuck you, Carl. Alright, sorry sorry Oscar buyer. I apologize. Everyone off, man. Everyone. OSCAR, Jesus.

Wait till the kernel finds out about our show. It'll be really fast. All right, people in the discord are saying I should promote the DaBler's anonymous subreddit, the one year anniversary. Congratulations to the DaBler's anonymous. What a fine, fine subreddit that is, which I believe, and currently if I'm wrong, was only birthed because people were posting all these

settling John clips in our subreddit, and one of the mods that's too much settling John's just like, all right, we'll just do this somewhere else, which I never had a problem with. I always find with our subreddit, big ol' subreddit, no complaints, am I? But it's with. I was fine with our subreddit, big ass, that are no complaints.

No complaints, am I? But it's fine. I can go to two different subreds to do my prep for the show. They do great work. Deb was an out of his happy one year anniversary. They're up to like 1200 members. It's insane. It's insane.

For a guy who really wanted to nip the trolling in the bot, he just did the opposite of that. He's just created, people don't even know him from Howard Stern or the tonight show. They just know him from this era of his career. And it's fucking great. It's so funny. Multiplaying it everywhere.

All right, Boner guy 69 wants to weigh in. And I don't know if you guys know this, but our friend, Vic, Victoria, our review girl has an Instagram account and she does post things on there from time to time. If you want to learn more about what's going on at the barracks. Yeah, me again, it's an app proposal of nothing and got barely anything to do with the show, but anyone who looks at Vic's Instagram, can I just say that Mr. VIX has the most ridiculous little pussy tick remissache I have ever seen? So Mr. VIX mustache is now being questioned here and that is a, yeah, I don't want to repeat

what he just said. All right, moving on. I listen to the creep off every week and it's fine i've been on the internet since nineteen ninety seven of the rot in dot com of the orism of the book i've watched

now films and it's all fine but i'm genuinely upset and i had to turn it off i could not listen to that woman try to call her friend's son to suck his dick. That is fucked up and I just didn't expect it at today.

Call me back. I suck hook. Yeah. I suck hook. I suck hook. I suck hook. I suck hook. Yeah, what's your problem with that bit? It's fucking genius. That sucked.

Suck so bad. I'm pretty sure the mom swipes left ladies responded to our show. Oh, good. So that'll be coming out soon. Can't wait to hear their take on our take. Should be fun. I'm excited about this. You know, there's, there's certain milestones

you reach as a podcaster. And I have to say that this is, you know, Barack Obama being a fan of the show. That's a big deal. But this is a pretty big deal as well. Hello, this is Vladimir Putin. And you are listening to Ravu A3D, America number one, anti-opcranian podcast number one anti-opcranian podcast.

The anti-ukranian podcast. Pooh, I told you. We're not the anti-ukranian podcast. We're not taking sides of this one. God damn it. That guy's fucking hilarious though. Yeah, that's good. So he's busted my balls that, Pooh.

All right. He's going to get the cats of a private that of all the carl and i'm right in the middle of this week show where the pet's with michael shill has karaoke and i can't understand why you haven't played way fucking more of these because it is insane and i am

fucking hysterically laughing i can't uh... i can't fathom it's not some ironic superior will be it to be off key and then be that bad at timing and singing all together and then but here he had thousands of them it's incredible please play more of these

thank you you got it but asked, we shall deliver because Patty Seacup's second karaoke is something else. It's one thing when he writes his own songs, you're like, well, those notes don't work, but then when you hear a song that you know, all the notes are supposed to go out and you go, oh, wow, okay, you have no clue. It's unfathomable because if you knew it was performance or going in, you'd hate it.

Right. You know, it wouldn't work. Correct. But it's still some sort of weird performance here. It's only good because the person performing it doesn't know why it's so good. That's what makes it amazing. It's true of Stuttering John.

It's true of OP. It's true of Stuttering John. It's true of Opie. It's true of myself. I am very bad at talking from time to time as is pointed out by this voice mauler. Hey Carl, it's Millennial Matt. Hey, it's called a televangelist. You're f**king idiot. A giant twist. Yeah, I don't know. It's so great. the answer was you're asking the answer was uh yeah I don't know so great on the back tell evangelist I was trying to find that clip from last week you were like evangelist list TV evangelistica you're combining it with uh

ventriloquist. E-Vangelic Quest is what I was thinking of. E-Vangelic Quest. I got you. Quest, Kust, Cycle, so that. You're doing it again. I'm doing it again. Why did I let this happen just now? Cause I was talking about performance art. Yeah, I was doing that purpose. I hope people enjoyed that.

Little performance art I had just did. Holy shit. Should we just start over? Yeah. Let's see what would happen if we did the same episode without Eric Zane All right, are you a boner guy? This woman talks about her cats who cares hats who cares about her cat All right, that's about I'd enough of this nonsense for this week. Thanks for hanging out everybody.

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