Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep307 - You Gonna Eat That Crust?

Episode Date: April 17, 2022

Three guys who became cool their senior year of high school talk about how cool they still are over 20 years later. Learn all about how taking drugs makes you popular as well as specific stats about music festivals. Vinnie Paulino joins us to discuss drunk druggies trying to podcast. Then we check out Howard Stern's hilarious interview with the always-funny Amy Schumer. Also, Shuli joins the show to hear the latest shit talking from Stuttering John as well as get some merchandise ideas from Monique of Radio Gunk. After that, we crown a winner in the Opie song parody contest, the "ladies" from Mom Swipes Left take a swipe at us, and a potato with hurt feelings tells us that we're big meanies.  We're live in Nashville on May 14th, get tickets: https://bit.ly/watp-nashville https://thecreepoff.com/  https://shalomshuli.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Vote on March Badness: https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/Er6ciUrlct  I forgot to give an update on this during the show. This is the finals! Your vote counts.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You Gonna Eat That Crossed? The answer is no. This is a suggestion from Batbo. At the One True Bobo on Twitter, we have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Ryan Wilson

featuring shameless Rogers and Greg Hoey. Oh boy. All starlight. I've got, I've got, right here. No, not correct. This was actually sent to me, Carl. Yes. And I chose this show tonight. You did.

I have to take credit, but I want to give it to Bobbo because it took two seconds into the show to realize perfect. Yeah, you texted me and you go, maybe we'll do this show and then immediately text you back, because yeah, we're going to do this. Yeah, yeah. This seems like our winner.

This guy who hosts it. Hey, Ryan Wilson, yes. I feel like it's got some tiny balls that are due, doesn't he? He certainly does. Can I give you the intro that he does? Please. Here's his intro. What up everybody? Welcome to You Gotta Eat That Crosse Podcast.

I'm the host with the most on the ones and twos, Ryan Wilson. That's it, baby. I love how he comes in with this big energy. Yes. And then he tries to introduce someone who is the main reason why I picked this show. Okay. Listen to this setup for the co-host at what he actually gives.

I always meet tonight. Mark co-host, Mark co-worker, Mark co-home, Shamus Roger, Shamus. How are you doing? That's right. They have a Shamus guys. Yes. They have the role. Soon as you hear him say, like, Oh, Shamus Roger, Shamus, how you doing? That's right, they have a Shamus guys. Yeah, they have the role. As soon as you heard that, you're like,

Oh, Shamus is out here, I don't care, which Shamus? This is gonna be a winner. And I gotta tell you something. Yeah, I found that this Shamus might be guilty of a little gimmick infringement. Oh, really? I feel like he may be stealing someone else's bit here. Listen to this guys, you tell me if I'm wrong.

Well, what's up guys? I got a random thought for you. That's right, he has bringing his random thoughts everybody. You guys girls have notes down before I start the show. And if you listen to that again, I just want you to listen to the interesting cadence. Well, what's up guys? I got a random thought for you. Now, I pretty sure this guy is fucking Jim Leahy trailer park boys drunk.

Am I correct? They're all definitely high, likely drunk as well. Yeah, this guy has some serious charisma. I want you to know what I was going to say. Okay. Wait a minute here. The random thought that he brought to open up the show. Yeah, it's such a hot intro from the man himself.

Right. We'll sit. Don't get drunk and eat popcorn in your bed. Tax. Because you're always going to wake up to kernels or pieces. I feel like that might be a top bar yours joke. I don't know what it means. Two to two words. He would have told you what brand of popcorn

not to eat when you go to bed. I don't wanna wake up with an oracle red bocker. Right, but like this guy, this is such a weird energy. He tried and they yes stand him too, because I pulled the same clip and they're like, yeah, that's true man. Yep, don't eat popcorn. The other guy's like, yeah, if you have a long beard,

you don't wanna eat popcorn, because I can get stuck in your beard, too. It's like, these are all great popcorn jokes. Yeah, and let me tell you something. Thank God our boy Ryan Wilson has another co-host Oh, right. Yes. Now this is the guy who's good with me tonight Followically challenge himself the sweat pants all along Mo fucking Greg howie Greg what's good? That's like your opinion man None of that was an opinion. I guess if you're not my home. Wait, what was that?

There's no opinion wait, what Did does that some the show up pretty well? Yeah, feel free to edit that part out Go ahead and just pull that part out where your co-host is going Go ahead and just pull that part out where your co-host is going, huh? Huh? This is a little opinion. Who's going to have to opinion? What?

The problem is these guys are all bros. They're all really cool buddies. And this episode we listen to is about music festivals. And they're going to tell us all about music festivals that I went to. And I love the setup for it too, because Shamus again, it's charisma. Yeah.

Speaking of hey, what? Shamus? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What. Speaking of hey, what? James? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are we talking about tonight? Tonight we're gonna talk about music festivals, music gatherings, you know, some of the ones we've been to, and the origin basically briefly. All right.

This guy decides to start the show with a book report. All right, I have this clip, come down over there, buddy. It's so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous because you wouldn't expect these guys are like, wasted. Like, what's up? So I've got this energy anchor. Don't have that. Whoa, let's talk about music festivals.

And this guy pulls up Wikipedia. Just started to read a second instance of gimmick infringement at J.F. Uh, modern music festivals in the U.S. arose from the spirit of Woodstock. It was not the first event of its kind, the Newport Folk and Jazz festivals, Milwaukee Summer Fest, and the Monterrey Pop Festival, Pre-Day Woodstock. The 1969 event holds a mythical place within American pop culture history. Festivals have sensed evolved from the memories of Woodstock growing to mainstream businesses

of corporate sponsorships. More than 32 million people attend that MHA are according to Billboard. Coachella, one of the most popular festivals in the country grossed 114.6 million in 2017. He's giving all figures and facts and who cares? Yeah, Carl, but what I like about it is the natural delivery. Okay, so Vinny, today we're gonna try to figure out

who are these podcasts, but let's first begin by understanding what our podcasts in October of 2000, the concept of attaching sound and video files and RSS feeds was proposed in a draft by Tristan Lewis. The idea was implemented by Dave Weiner. If you're gonna do it like this shame if you have to slur more words software and developer and

author of the rss format Now you're just doing a bad job. I know I can't help. I'll try to say to you though is that I'm trying to sound like a loser See we know how yeah, so why are you trying so hard? I see what you did remember we just established natural hard? I see what you did there. Remember, we just established natural delivery. I see what you did. Natural delivery. So Ryan wants to talk about the old Woodstock, because they brought that up,

even though it has nothing to do with music festivals and the origins of music festivals, because the guy even says there's been music festivals a lot before Woodstock, but Woodstock. You know, okay, we got it. So this guy's like, yeah, let's talk about the old Woodstock. All right, well, I got it. So this guy's like, yeah, let's talk about the old Woodstock. All right. Well, I mean, obviously Woodstock,

you know, the one we grew up with is kids that we didn't go to, but I remember watching like tons of fucking videos of it. Yeah, do we have that infamous mud war with Green Day? That was fucking pretty. That looked like a good time to be a part of it. The mud slides. Well, that was the 94 one, right? Yeah. I was there. She was Christ.slides. That was the 94 one, right? Yeah, yeah.

I was there. She's Christ. Why did they have a 94 woodstock? No one's talking about the 94 woodstock. Yeah, their opinions are not great. This guy should just read Wikipedia. Even his co-hosts. Even his co-hosts were like,

well, you're talking about the 94 woodstock? No one's expecting Green Day to come out as he's going through like the epic old Woodstock that we've all seen footage from. I will tell you that the epic old Woodstock of 1994 was amazing because it was emceed by our very own brother, Weeze. And 99 too.

Weeze was there at 99 as well. Yeah, too bad. He got out alive. Dude, the funny thing about Weeze 99 Woodstock is that documentary came out recently about the 99 Woodstock and how they burned the place down. Yeah. It was very violent.

And Wies goes out and is showing the talk about it. It's like, Brian, no idea, bro. You were hosting the country. It's like, I had no idea. I didn't know what was going on. How is it possible? If you were there, If you've met the man, it's very possible.

I'm the state. I know the only guy who would be so out of it, there's like, fucking spears flying by his head. I was playing Consul Johnny D in the bass. Yeah. And Charlie have brought in a case of Salami. And he was saying you take this home to your booby. I'll never forget Woodstock 99, bro,

because I had pocket queens. And a queen comes out on the flop, bro. He would turn into some fucking poker story. All right, we're talking about local radio guys. That's not gonna help. Let's talk about fish concerts. Because that's what these guys want to do. They want to talk about fish concerts.

Before you do that, can I just say something? Please, a lot of the show is about their experiences at concerts. And I just want to let everybody know. This is how every single one of those fucking stories starts. Anyway, so I'm fucking tripping now. I'm drunk, I'm fucking smoking hash and shit all of night and all of day. That's how every one of these stories starts just to profit it, so you know.

Oh, it's constantly like, I was tripping on this and then we were tripping on that. It might have been this, but I'm not sure if we were tripping on that. And then back to the drunk guy reading Wikipedia. All right, well, I'm gonna, let's talk about the first big festival like we ever went to. I don't know if you were there, shame inside. I remember I think Greg was there about a fish the lemon wheel. That's the razor hand if you were there. I was there. What about the Great Went? I didn't go to the Great Went. I was at Clevver Ball the Great Went and the Lemon Wheel. Holy

shit, well, who gives a shit who gives a fuck? The trifecta. It's talking about these fish. Yeah, it's like, yeah, okay okay neat. I that's pretty cool and then they get into Revenacing motion that happened high school now Stuttering John talks about to happen on the Howard Stern show too much, but at least people remember the Howard Stern show Yeah, no, I went to high school with these guys. No one cares about that at high school and I was tripping fucking hard Unmush mushrooms or acid I don't fucking even remember but I remember that girl coming up to me like pain killers Do you have any pain killers?

And I was like yeah, and I was like I said I was fucking tripping and this is like I was just like a I think I was in fucking high school still probably So yeah, I was fucking 97 Yeah, so and I was just like oh my god like You probably didn't take painkillers I Already been taking painkillers at that time high school. Oh, yeah, no, I was just a peyote. I wasn't into the Right so many I went ahead and put together a little super cut. Oh please. Of them talking about mushrooms, tripping, and acid,

because it happens quite frequently throughout this episode. Mushrooms, tripping on mushrooms. Or acid. Mushrooms. You want to take some mushrooms? Mushrooms. Mushrooms, fucking tripping. Can I tripping on acid?

Or like tripping on mushrooms? Tripping fucking hard. Fucking tripping. Tripping. Tripping. Tripping on fucking acid. Mushrooms. Tripping balls. Fucking tripping. Full out. Tripping. Tripping. Tripping. Trip and fucking hard Trip and trippin' Trip and trippin' Trip and fucking ass Mushroom Trip and balls

Fucking trippin' Full out trippin' Trip and trippin' He's fuckin' trippin' his face off Trip and trippin' on acid Acid Take some mushrooms You wanna take some acid?

Fucking Fucking acid Mushroom Acid Huge fuckin' piece of acid It kinda sounds like Queen of the Stone Age song with reverse karaoke Without the music I can hear it

Just the lyrics, not bad I can hear it. Just the lyrics, not bad. I can hear it. You know, did you happen to catch the way they opened to this show, Carl? It sounded like this. Hello, Ryan Wilson here from New You Gonna Eat That Crust Podcast. I've got a question for you. Have you heard about anchor? Yes, I've heard about anchor.

Never fucking ask me again if I've heard about anchor. I know all about anchor. No, I was talking about Acre. Never fucking asked me again if I've heard about Acre. I know all about Acre. No, I was talking about this. They opened up from a clip of something that they didn't use, which I thought was interesting. And it was the host Ryan Wilson talking about a job interview that he recently went on. Did you catch that?

No. This was out possible. This was at the beginning of it. Oh, shit, yeah, I had my Indico interview. And we're just talking about things I do, which is obviously an obviously fallantly challenge. this was at the beginning of it. Oh, shit. Yeah, I had my Indico interview and we're just talking about things I do. It's an obviously fallantly challenge. I said to a podcast. Oh, what podcast do you do?

I was like, Oh, you need that crust. It's like a comedy podcast. I'm like, that's a little offensive though. And so she's like, All right, let's pull it up. So she pulls it up on the phone and we're like, yeah, let's just skip ahead a little bit And she we're in the quentin Tarantino episode Dude I shit you not the fucking pussy rat thing was on there like

Am I she stopped in like like you know five seconds seven seconds ago? Yep, it's offensive. I was like yeah Yep, it's offensive. I was like yeah She let she let she laughed at it. Oh, did she actually want to do that? Yeah, I heard enough The drug quote was like I had been mortified at this happened to me The guy who should be in Paris every second of his life was like oh my my god, I would have been in Paris. You aren't? I have the audio of the Doing Perth the woman doing the interview Like this show is so embarrassing and by the way

Here's a little hot tip for you kids out there if you're on a job interview Don't tell about your podcast with your stone high school buddies. Right, you dumb f**k. Especially because, I don't even be picked up on this, Vitty. These are not young kids. Oh, they're graduating high school in 99. Right, they're our age.

And they're talking about doing acid and mushrooms, not stop. And the guys are like, yeah, I told them about my podcast. Well, that's a terrible idea. Hey, man, I don't think that was like cool. I do. Do you think the question was, will you pass a drug test? He's like, have you heard my podcast?

It's the only end-outs. It's what that makes sense. Right. See, I was the way you'd bring that up during a job interview. So this is funny because they're talking about these music festivals, but apparently they were going to music festivals before the three of them were the superstars that we know them as today. Right on. Well, you know, both these festivals were pre-us being friends, guys.

Well, how was that with your friend? No, no. Greg and I went together to this. So we were friends. Yeah. Well, yeah, I know. This was pre-the trio, three musketeers. Yeah, I was always your friend. I was always nice to everybody. We were never like friends though. Over like, we were on acquaintances sort of. Friends, friends, you know what I mean? Friends talking with a friend. That's the funniest thing ever.

That's before we were friends. I thought we were friends. I didn't. Really? Because didn't we used to hang out? No. I don't think that that's true. But you could tell the one guys just like, well, yeah, no, I know we used to hang out, but we weren't like the cool guys yet. And they even go on to explain that they became the cool guys. We didn't really get cool till senior year. And that would be 99.

Shhh. I like anyone who could pinpoint the year they got cool. Vinnie, what year did you get cool? Do you know a boy? I don't know for me. It's whatever year Greta Funberg thinks the world is ending It's always like eight to ten years out. That's what I'll be cool. Where did people start down low PWA GP? That's Carl's answer I'll be cool tomorrow. I promise you that these These guys are like, I love that they're like, dude, we were fucking cool in 99 though. Remember that? We like ruled the school. I'm fired doors.

Oh, yeah. Like, these love to see a montage of that, you know? Like, they're gross too. Like, the shit that they were talking about these festivals. Listen to this shit. Open airfield. And if the sun was just beating down on my poison ivy, I didn't tell anybody I had it on my lips either cuz They call themselves the crusty boys Carl. Yeah, the crusty boys. It's like three fucking just to get out

So getting late all the time. Oh, obviously all the pussy. Yeah, they're getting all the pussy. Oh, they're so gross All right, let's talk about poison ivy and how you treat it because Ryan's got it all figured out I've never had poison ivy, but People get a gross. They like ooze shit. Dude, I used to get it and look at it now when I get it and if I see a spot I'm like, you up. That's poison ivy. I will fucking kill you and I fucking kill that one spot and I fucking what do you use? Fucking kill you and I fucking kill that one spot and fucking what do you use fucking no I will now dude I've I've missed I've mixed the beach and water but I'm on it fucking bleach and water what is he treating covid come on come on I got it do we just get kicked off

YouTube I don't know about bleach but maybe like salt and vinegar is what I would put out of the open wound why does he think bleach would cure poison ivy? I just got a joke. This asshole didn't sit there and lick it like a dog. Fucking stone. Just gonna cone on his head. Returning a poison ivy in the dock puts one of these things on me. Oh, he's so he mixes bleach with water, buddy. What does that mean?

A little less bleach? That's what that means, right? I'm not a chemist. I'm just throwing it out there as a possibility I'm let's talk about how cool they are when they go out of these music festivals all the cool shit they're up to The lemon wheel in 98 I remember like our group of us We fucking stole someone's lawn chairs We traded them for nitrous balloons. Alright, that's cool. But let's fast forward when you guys were in med school and going to music festivals, like any stories around that time period

that you could tell us. And anyway, did you ever get to the point in life where it would have stealing your lawn chairs? Has that ever happened? Like, talk about when you were passing the bar exam. What was going on in your life at that point? Come here guys. Something good about your life's please.

Well, they once party with Canadians. Get ready for some excitement here with this story. Just, I remember we were camping next to these fucking bunch of Canadians. I had all these kegs of magic. I had like, come on and drink with us. You know, like, fuck yeah. And I remember this one guy we, I don't know, I was with a bunch of people, but there was this guy fucking truck.

That was part right next to our fucking, like my name's fucking truck dude. Fucking the guy like six, five, three hundred pounds backwards, half fucking, just fucking hammered the whole time. He's like, I fucking like you guys. Uh oh, about to take a head of and then just fucking face plants into the ground. That's fascinating. Please go on. I think the guy realized he was telling an anecdote that was going nowhere. Like all these guys had magic casts and we drank some of their magic.

I like, okay. He's like, and then one of the guy does face plants all day long. And he just tells you he's gonna do it. And he's smashing his face. You're so cool. Are you being truck? Yeah, I don't truck. Yeah. From Ontario. Yeah, I don't truck.

Yeah, man. This guy loves his magic hats. I think he made it. I think he made that part up. They should literally take this podcast and play it for middle schoolers. All right, guys, you want to try drugs? You want to see like this in your 40s?

Is this what your hoping your life is gonna turn it to? Say off drugs, kids. This is deadly. You're not good for it. This is slightly better than dare. It's way better than dare. In dare than like it, then you cut up the wine like this. Come over here, Billy.

I'll show you. I cut it up like this. Oh, you're getting it over the floor, Billy. Does anyone here have a dollar? Does anyone have a dollar? Any of the kids? Sally's just got a C note. That'll work.

Bring it up. Bring it up. Bring it up. I'll give it back to you. Try this out. You'll still be able to use it for your lunch money. So finally Ryan, who is a moron, starts making some good points about halfway through this podcast. And I was bumping fucking a ween on a fucking boom box.

I've had some cool people just because, you know, all the cool people listen to ween, obviously. Yeah, that's true. It's what a all the cool people listen to me, obviously. Yeah, that's true. It's what a lot of cool people listen to, it wasn't me. That was possibly the most defensive thing you said the entire show. Isn't it annoying? When you hear someone, you're like,

I hate this guy, he's an idiot, I would never talk to him, and then he says, I'm gonna be like, oh, this guy seems cool. I wonder if he'd want to hang out sometime. So, Carl gives. Good to eat that crust five stars. Yeah, these guys like weed.

They're pretty cool. All right, let's talk about some attempts at Joe. Eat and weed, baby. What they're talking about, this guy goes back to Wikipedia for summary as he's reading the music festival wiki page. He decides to throw out some information about the largest music festival in the US.

Sloppy drunk. What is summer fest? Dude, what is summer fest? Summer fest is the largest music festival in the US. What month does it, what season does it take place in? It's, uh, tinil walkie. If you're gonna have the Wamous joke ever, at least execute at it.

Hey, what is summer fest? Is it, uh, is it, uh, in, hold on, we start that over again. Summer fest, uh, what is summer fast? Is it, is it in, hold on, we start then over again. Summer fast, what year is that? No, hold on, wait, one more time. Summer fast, what time of day do they, fuck. Seasoned. This guy is the joke. Was so stoned, he didn't even pause for a second.

It's in Milwaukee. Yeah, right. That's what season is in Milwaukee. All right. Funny. Well, let's learn a little bit more about the Milwaukee music fest. I need a lesson on that. Great. But Milwaukee Fest is like an 11 day festival on the shores of Lake Michigan.

In 1999, it was named the World's Largest Music Festival, certified by the Guinness Book of World Records, but since that has been overtaken by other ones. Isn't Milwaukee an Indian name? Yes, Peter is. Actually, it's pronounced Milly Waakay, which is Elgonquin for The Good Land. I was not aware of that. Oh, I could think of that as a stereotype.

It got to do like a serious discussion about this one music festival But the way the guy slurring all over the place Yeah, you should new drug he sounds like the fucking store can loody to Every stop he made that night people were giving him champagne Fucking is so hammered dude listen to this so anyways I mean case in case 2020, 2022's, a lot of people are hoping it's gonna be a big year for live music.

Obviously the COVID-19 pandemic literally affected every corner of the globe in the entertaining and music industry. You know, they suffered losses and then we shut down. Of course, got canceled health restrictions. And I had one beer. And I had two beers.

According to Wikipedia, over 70 music festivals were canceled in 2020 alone. The game's done. I mean, I got a new game for WATP. You know, we've been playing these games lately on the show. Yes. Play a sentence from that guy and guess how many letters he left out. How many letters did he miss in one sentence?

Six consonants out. Yeah. He fucking sucks. This show is such a weird mixture of Maburwed bro and unnatural alcoholic rably from Wikipedia. Right, like specific statistics that have no reason to be in this podcast at all. Did you know that in Milwaukee, the music festival brings in $852 million annually per capita

based on a consensus report by the study of You know, man, when you listen to our show, and I don't even do you have a good time, but you learn. You learn something. All right, you ready to start riffing on some shit jokes? That's what I like about these guys. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something?

They put this in, so many people put shit in comedy and never attempt any comedy. From what I could tell, what you're about to play to be, and I know exactly what it is, is the only attempt at a joke in the entire show? The entire show. Well, it's ever the season joke. That was a pretty good one. Tim went and suffer fast.

Yeah, it wasn't even a good attempt. Ha ha ha. Even if you had executed that again. All right, let's listen to this. And let's see if this is funny because even a broken clock, even a stuttering job, you know, twice a day, right? Absolutely. That's a rule around it. Even a stuttering job is my good new thing. So he does something impressive. Like, yeah, but even a stuttering job.

Lance, you know, that this is your, this is your Jedi show. One of how much shit has been an airy festival. Okay, I want to talk to the shit measure over here. Tell me how the shit was at this this place over the weekend. Well actually We haven't measured. It's about six thousand swimming pools of shit Three blue whales worth of shit. All right, so what I did here, Betty because I listened to that clip and I said I Know what they're going for these guys are Compton fans of course they are and the one thing they're missing from that right there is

Stavros and if Stavros had been in the studio listen how much funnier this gets that exact same clip we just heard but Stavros is there now Let's pretend Stavros is it a tentative of this episode Shit has been an airy festival. Okay, I want to talk to the shit measure we're overheating. Tell me how shit was in this place over the weekend. Well actually, you know, a measure is about 6,000 swimming pools of shit. It's three blue whales. Shit. about 6,020 blues. It is three blue whales. Shit.

Shit. You make everything funnier. Still didn't work for me. No, I said I'm not laughing about the thing. I deserve a smack upside the head. Guys, stinks. You don't like the so many something pools of shit that would be a music festival?

No, nothing that's a good idea. I don't like the measuring shit blue whales either if you're gonna have three blue whales of shit. That's the biggest weird reference Hey, man, it's the biggest mammal on the planet. Yeah, I besides Vitty here a mammal You're giving the blue hell run for it somebody come on fucking pop me and I hate you Right Who will run for it somebody come on fucking pop me and I hate you Alright, I love when Vinny talks about the biggest mammals All right, all right guys. He's hungry. All right lay off him. I have to eat peeps The first guy to show up with his own salad board the WTP and so far it's working That's the first guy to show up with his own salad board, the W-A-T-P, and so far it's working. All right, this is what really sums up

these guys and their lifestyle for me, talking about insane clown posse. Didn't we go see it? I said he showed and painted our face. Fuck yeah, we did, I still have the picture. What? Yeah, I saw it, like two or three times. Wh-whoop.

All right, so they paint their faces multiple times. I don't care if there's Miley involved in crank, I don't care told you three times. Woo-hoo! All right, so they paint their faces multiple times. I don't care if there's Miley involved in crank, I don't care what you're doing. If you're painting your face, you're a child. You are now involved in a child's event as soon as you paint your face. Well, what if we're just a big fan of like Darby Allen or Sting?

Well, apparently it would be crazy to see ICP and not paint your face. I don't think I would ever go seeP and not paint your face. I don't think I would ever go see them and not paint my face. So that'd be more embarrassed not to paint my face, but I want to go see a show that everyone had their face painted. Well, this guy clearly has lived his life properly.

Yeah, Carl, who are these fucking weirdos that are like all about going to fish concerts and then they're like an ICP? That is a weird combination because I've seen fish a bunch of and then they're like an ICP. That is a weird combination because I've seen fish in a bunch of times. I've never seen ICP. Yeah, not even interested. I thought that was odd.

I do too. They're just fucking weirdos that just want to go do drugs wherever they could do drugs. That might be it. That might be the common denominator there. Is the amount of drugs that you take at a weekend. So I got one more clip from the trilogy that is the face painting trilogy, where they talk about an anecdote

or this is a great prank. You guys are gonna love this. If you aren't gonna dress like ICP, you gotta take advantage of it. I don't remember who we scared those kids. Like we were at the face painting, like we were walking to the show in Rhode Island or whatever and we like fucking,

I don't know, we snuck up by some car like Yeah, these kids like Yeah, like roll up their windows It's funny I don't think it's funny. I gotta say you just hit the glory days job I gotta see there was a time when I was dressed up as like a new Jersey double-eyed the face paying on because you know I got to support your team and I walked up to a Catholic priest in his car and I yelled Devils are number one!

We'll be anybody in this priest. I was like, really taking a bag by it. Had a heart attack right there in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That he faced planted. Do you remember when Anthony used to do that in ONA, he would just tell Seinfeld anecdotes if anyone picked up on it?

Yes. Because he knew the show better than anyone else in the studio, so he'd just like tell these stories. He'd be like, really? Oh, okay. Fuck it, dumb. You want to hear Mike? You might have known on that one.

That's pretty obvious. You ought to hear Mike's summation of the show. Yes. This is what the show is, encapsulated into one clip. What's that? That was my skull. I'm so wasted. It's a whole fucking show, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, there is one other part to this show that we should discuss I don't think so and that is the catchy ass theme song. Okay You go to eat that crust you're gonna eat that crust you're gonna eat that crust. I think I have just like one more clip that I wanted to play on here. Their opinion on ACDC is a little bit different than most people's I would say. I was sad I remember if I can, let's him, grab graves, start fucking bumping AC DC in his truck all the silence. I was like, what the fuck do you like shut that fucking shit off? So he shut set off and they're had to be like, do you appreciate AC DC now? I don't appreciate AC DC ever.

I've never been a fan of AC DC. I just hate them back then. What a sunny place about a party, I'm gonna be like. Fuck that! Yeah, you! Woo! To rock! He does these impersonations. You swear it was the real person.

Don't mention Rob Graves' role, be dude. Don't mention Rob Graves. I like how I was. Fucking plants, you know, DC thought he was so cool in the parking lot. Slurry guy manages to mispronounce a band. It's just made up of letters. It's just four letters, A.D. And two of them are the same.

It shouldn't be that difficult. I think he's Slurry Guy. I just like how his whole hatred of ACDC is because one guy he didn't like liked to them. Oh, you like him now though, right? He's like, oh, I don't mean I've did they're out of the party. I'll sing along every word the guys of the corner just Who is talking about going to see ICP multiple times in face paint is like yeah, AC DC not for me. What?

I'll save that for someone with the more less discriminating palette Exactly a little more sophisticated when it comes to music and the DC I'll save that for someone with the more less discriminating palette. Right, exactly. A little more sophisticated when it comes to music, the ACC. Clearly. Four chords, really? That's all you got. Come on. Can't do it.

Anything else from the show that you picked up on? I wanted to chat about it. I love these guys. If they were around, I'd say, hey, fellas, let's go. It's a bird one. And I laugh with them, but it's just stop with the podcast. You silly goose's. You would goch them so quickly, are you kidding me?

Correct. Vinnie's been in the bathroom for five and a half hours. So what's going on? You'd be like Gilbert, when the check comes out, you would just be like, you just gotta go, just poop a smoke. Look at the little twinkle toes out the door. When it's out a little something like this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And we can move on to Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. Because this week our buddy Adam Thoreau found a show called

Cesar Bros. And he sent me a couple of clips from Cesar Bros. To another episode of Cesar Bros. We have fun every week and you best believe it. You bet your... You bet your bottom dollar that we have fun. Good vibes, positivity, not negativity. Not negativity. Not negativity.

Is this supposed to be that Fred Arnison, Chris and I. That's what I thought too, yeah, where they're trying to figure out what they're saying in Unison. Yeah. But they can't do it at all, not even close. Correct. And it's not funny. Apparently, these are like two improv guys

who are making over 2,000 per month on Patreon for this fucking horse shit. Good vibes. Feeling good. Positively. Feeling good. I bet you they make all the people are in their fucking stupid improv class This is sign up for the patreon. Is that what it is? I think they're probably because it's all a grift all this like teaching you how to be funny shit It's all a graft you don't say so I'll teach you how to be funny This is my podcast. That's how not to do it. Okay, you heard it further along than you were before you started the class. So that's a good start.

So, Vity, I decided this week that I wanted to see is Howard gonna address Gilbert Godfried passing away. That's a great question. Over 140 appearances on the Howard's Curnshow, but none in the last 10 years. Correct. So you know there's a thing since my start to get out. And I will never be heard again.

Wow, that's definitely true. I was shocked to see Wednesday morning. There is a tribute to Gilbert on the Howard search show. He brought clips from old appearances and it was great. I really enjoyed that play a bunch of it on Drew and Mike. But also on the Howard search on Wednesday was Amy Schumer. A two hour interview. That's the way Gilbert would have watered it. With Amy Schumer, a two-hour interview. That's the way Gilbert would have wanted it. How would Amy Schumer?

Oh my God. Somebody wrote in the sub-ride it. They're like, man, 2022 is a bad year for comedians. So, Stuttering John has nothing to worry about. Say, with Amy Schumer, because this woman is devoid of humor at this point. They're talking about this tour that she's going on and she tries to say that it's very similar to what Tom Segura is doing. Tom Segura is on the road right now and I don't remember exactly what his tour is called,

but I think his tour is called, I'm coming in you. Something like, I'm coming. Yeah, it's like something that sounds like, I'm, Tom's here, I'm coming. Like it Something like I'm coming. Yeah, it's like something that sounds like I'm, times where I'm coming. Like it's just, you know. It's called I'm coming everywhere. It wouldn't be called I'm coming in you.

It doesn't make any sense. So you know how, how it is, obviously. And you know how amy it is. They've been the victim there entire lives. Huge, successful, all the money in the world, fame, fortune, people who love them, families, and yet it's nothing but woe is me, everything sucks in their lives. I'm only confident in front of a microphone. Any other time of day, it's just a mess.

I know. I'm hanging on by a thread constantly. No, I feel raw and vulnerable. And then, yeah, and then I think that's why comedians, maybe we talked about this on here before, but I think that's why comedians do stand up is because we're so shattered and it's just like this sort of illusion of control. Well, that's retarded. Her belt is hanging on by a thread.

These people are fucking out of it. They don't realize how hard it is for normal people to live their lives. I think the comedians do comedy because they're just so shattered. They need to have the illusion of control. That's what she thinks. Go back to therapy because you're doing it wrong.

Yeah. That's not why comedians do comedy at all. That's not even a thought. I'm not jealous of wealthy successful people. I hope to join their club someday. So this is not me going like, oh, fuck you, you get all this money. But what I want to tell them is like, yeah, we all have insec hope to join their club someday. So this is not me going like, oh fuck you, you got all this money. But what I want to tell them is like,

yeah, we all have insecurities, we all have problems. But when you've done so well for yourselves, like you two have, you can't fucking be the victim anymore, it's over. You're tired to say, what was me is over? And you would think that Howard would have learned that by now. You would think so.

That stick just died like two years after he went to satellite. He was no longer the victim being persecuted. Right, that's the thing. That's the thing was gone now. He never knew everyone. That victim complex. Right. And now it's just life is after him.

It's not the FCC. And that's how you basically lose an audience. They come off as so douchey. What a douchey way to come off. Like you just hosted the Oscars. I know my life is terrible. Yeah, you're right. What? right average people fucking cannot stand listening to it And I don't fucking do average people get a raise at work when it wasn't their annual review and their ecstatic

Like I make a buck 50 more an hour now these assholes are like I gave Hundreds of millions in the bank. I have multiple properties that I own and life is just so fucking hard It's just so hard, Vinnie. I just I can't get my blueberries Can't get my shit to guy. I know. It's just so annoying stupid stop it. Well the reason why Amy hates herself is of course mirrors because Because of her race Vinnie shut the fuck up. You didn't know the way people were bad? Am I the first one to tell you about that? She really said, okay, let me hear it.

But the reason that Chris Rock could stand there and get hit in the face and then stay up there with a composer and give his friend an Oscar, give Quest Love an Oscar is because he's a comedian. And I feel like we all, and yes, I am a white woman and I hate myself, don't worry. But what? And by the way, she never ties those concepts together. She's talking about Chris Rock.

She's talking about the incident with Will Smith, of course. And then she goes, you know, the reason why he did this, because he's like me, he's a comedian, of course. I'm a white woman, I hate myself. Well, listen, you're just unlikable. Has nothing to do with your rays or skin color. You're just an unlikable asshole. That was the most mind-boggling sentence I've ever heard.

This, two hours, I've heard it's not what a comedian she is. He could stand there because he was a comedian. Yeah. Okay, because he can handle anything. He's been on stages. He knows what it's like when people yell stuff out Okay, I'm with you and I can I'm saying this is a white woman. Well, what does saying why would anyone say that any differently? I have no idea she's been trained by Hollywood now that she's a horrible person because of well, you know, Hollywood again

broken clockroll Even a center of job. Yeah,, even a center of the job. She decided to say it to me why. This is the thing is that I'll get into all these clips, but I was even talking about this with Drew and Mike. She even talks about like getting death threats after the Academy Awards. And she's like, you know, it's because of misogyny,

I have the clip, I'll play it. But she's non-stop the victim. Like I understand that after watching TrainRex to center death threats. Yes, right. That would be a reason like it'd be a word 30 minutes too long. I know you're not the out of there, but Amy, come on. It's got this down.

So a parent, Alan Quinn, please. Right. A baby shoe. More David towel, please. But yeah, apparently the reason why everyone hates Amy is not because she's unlikeable. She's completely changed who she was and stole the tree. So Neil's jokes stole jokes. Ellie needed her base. All's not because she's unlikable. She's completely changed who she was and- Stolpatri Sonial's jokes. Stol jokes, alienated her base, all the things that she did. So the reason why she is where she is today,

it's because she's a woman and she's white and everyone's out to get her. Oh, she's Jewish too, that's the other thing. She talks about how she was picked out for being Jewish and no idea. Just pick one thing. Yeah, I write, it's too many things. All right, so what's going to do our conversation? Is it the being the Jew? Is it being a white person?

Is it the pig face? What is it? Just pick one. So this is Amy's comedy process and I have to say this seems wildly unfoddy to me as far as a comedy process would go. And then like other things come up where I'm talking about my marriage and you know, just how much it's like, especially during the pandemic, like we're all just judging each other, just like pacing around like looking at each other,

just criticizing, oh, you're you're going to do it like that? Oh, okay, cool. I would have done it right, but you know, just really, yeah, just and then over time and then, you know, after doing it for like a year, like trying, it, just, and then over time, and then, you know, after doing it for like a year, like trying, it'll be in like a good spot.

And it'll be a whole new thought, yeah. What an amazing amount of work. What an amazing amount of work. Having thought in your head, observations. Is it amazing about it work, Dowerd Stern? You know, A.B., I just sit there now and I watch cats lick each other. And I don't have thoughts anymore

Yeah, it must have talked about it to me Amy's comedy process is watching old us and out That's her comedy process and stealing jokes from that. I don't understand why she's pretending that it takes so much work to put an hour If you ever explain your comedy process, but he in that way No, I will have you killed please that is so embarrassing. He do she Please do the thing about Howard now giving credit for this is so embarrassing, Lee. Do you see? Please do. The thing about Howard, now getting credit for this, is that he makes you feel like you're the funniest comedian who's ever lived.

So Amy's out in her head. She's just, he's like, whoa, he put together a whole new hour and a half. She's like, wow. He gets people in the studio. Correct. There's no such thing. He doesn't ask a taboo question anymore.

He doesn't ask any fangs. Kisses their asses. Yeah, like he'll, he doesn't even write his interviews. John Heinrich's interviews. Yeah, I heard that from a little birdie, a little Jewish birdie from out there. Apparently it's kind of well known, or the words talked about it before.

So women have it so much harder in Hollywood than men do. Many. Yeah. This is coming from Amy Schumer. And listen to the example she throws out there though. Especially for women in this business, you just have to start over every day. People are like, they act like you've done nothing. I'm like, I just, I'm so proud of my who-lose series, I directed a lot of it.

I created it. And then it's just like, you just start over and get respect, like no respect. And I don't, I don't think it's like that for a man. I don't. Um, but women, like, you know, Tina Fey is like, still had to submit her scripts on 30 rock, you know, like, and get notes. Like it's like, I just haven't known for myself. I roll emoji. She's trying to explain that Tina Fey has been oppressed by Hollywood.

One of the most successful comedians. We all love her. We all think she's very talented. No, no, what happened was she- 30 Rock was awesome. She had to answer to someone so that's why she's persecuted. Yeah, no, no, they all do. The suits always get the last say.

That's the problem with Hollywood. That's what ruins fucking comedy is the suits. But 30 Rock was unlike any other show on TV at the time. And it was very funny. Yes, they did a great job on that show. And I love the Amy's going, you know the women have a tough time in Hollywood, look at myself, look at Tina Fey,

like wait, what are you talking about? These are all bad examples of women being prosecuted, or prosecuted, persecuted. I'd rather that women be prosecuted. Shared a cake, that was a woman who was persecuted. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, I honestly, Amy decided to stop being funny and Then immediately goes on the defensive like why does everybody hate me? What did I ever do?

Teddy what you stop being funny dear comedian? I always wonder what I see shows like that and Hulu and crackle and shit like that and makes me long for the old days When there's only three channels and they had to be a little more discerning about what they actually produced. Oh, although it's funny because if you go back and just pick any random show from the seventies, they all sucked. It's like Brady Bunch got a green light. That's a big little thing. That's true.

All right. So now we're talking about Will Smith and Amy's very concerned for Will Smith as we all are. You know, we saw what happened to Chris Rock for telling the name is Joe Gever. And we all at the same thought. I mean, it seemed abundantly clear to me what should be done. This guy should have been hauled out of the, you know, he just, he just basically attacked somebody.

He assaulted him. I never, I just, I, I wasn't even the, I just thought, oh my God, Will Smith, I mean, and maybe this is bad. This is like, I was in an abusive relationship years ago, but I'm like thinking, is this like, I thought right away, oh my God, Will Smith was being so much pain. Her first thought was that Will Smith is in pain, which what she just said is that Jada abuses him. That's literally what she just said, that Jada abuses him. That's literally what she just said,

that Jada Pinkett abuses Will Smith. He's in an abusive relationship and he took it out on... What's his name? Chris Rock. Chris Rock, the man with a handprint across the side of the house. Yeah, he's the one who was in pain, Amy. Right. And, you know, I said this before, but like the hand slap,

the open hand slap, you played fucking Muhammad Ali in a movie. What did you do? He could have done better. He could have done better, that's all I'm saying. You're gonna take your shot, take your shot. If you need to go up there and you're going to assault someone. Right!

Do it the right way. Christ sake. Did you notice how unfunny this interview is? He got Howard and Amy Schumer. I was too busy real. You see that one funny to show it. It's difficult. All right, let's try to get to this.

I start having great comedian on today. Everybody get your tissues. He's the Howard Stern show. Oh, we got the very funny Amy Schumer on. Will Smith is hurting. I've been in abusive relationships. I'm okay. What else?

What else you got for us? Oh, she's so delightful. Ugh, this is Howard asking Amy about a person who's on her Hulu show. And Howard is unsure what this person's gender is, which if you have to ask the person with the mustache, I feel like that's, thinks I've got kind of on my head a little bit in 2022. But that's the question. That's the woman with the mustache. I don't know if she

goes, is she a man or I mean, well, I don't know what you what he's what her pronoun is. But you know, I'm talking about the one who plays your boss. The comment trans Oh, oh, Marie Hill. Yeah. He's, uh, he's a legend. Hey, okay. Good. Hi. I saw the most stash. I wasn't sure. Marie. Okay. Marie Hill. She got the show called life and bath. He's a legend. Marie Hill is a legend. And honestly, I looked up Marie Hill. Yeah. And I would have known what pronouns that person went by either. Oh, okay. Well, Okay, well, it all looks very confusing to me. So then they start talking about how they deal with COVID

in the pandemic, and Amy's been very careful about it, of course, but she makes a comment here that I think after she said it, she realized that she's kind of making fun of Howard. I know, I know, but I don't know. Like, we were real locked down. Like, we were like weirdos, you know, for two years. And then, I mean, we're not going out to dinner.

I'm not going to bars. I'm not going to parties. But I am doing stand up. She goes, we were locked down like weirdos. Yeah, I was just singing a Imagine over and over and over. Yeah. Howard is the biggest weirdo when it comes to the pandemic. We were locked down like weirdos. Yeah, I was just singing a Imagine over and over and over. Like how it is the biggest weirdo when it comes to the pandemic.

And Amy goes, we were locked down like weirdos. I mean, we were really going to wait too far. He's like, good. Yeah, it's good. I'm glad to hear that. God, he's so different than what he was saying. And like two years, the question is gonna be, and how did your cats handle COVID?

Like he's just rolling down the weirdest. So you have fewer than 200 cats in your house? What you mean just right now, but not normally. Oh, all the time. Really, what's that like? Where do you do what the your remains do? You remake them and put them in your bedroom. Do you have any sections of your house

that aren't overrun with cats? Oh really, you only have one section of your house. They all need to stay. Do you have to spend hours of your day brushing cats? So this is more of a life will leave you. This is more COVID dog. I don't know. I just feel like I feel like a little live in my life.

And I hear you. I don't want to get it. And I'm probably not too. And I'm, you know, I'm pretty good. I'm good about masking up and everything. But yeah, but I mean, have you guys gone out to dinner or have you done anything? No, no, no, no. No, we have, I mean, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's and it's unbelievable. So, uh, uh, all right, so it changes the subject right there. Have you had dinner with them anyway? It's like, no, definitely not. That sounds crazy to me.

I don't know how you could do that. What about like relatives? Well, we have them tested, you know, and then they have to quarantine for three weeks and then we hang out with them. That's fine. That's so fucking strange. It is so strange.

And the only attempt at a joke is done by Robin. Yeah. Yeah, at least Robin's trying to lighten the mood You know least funny person should be there. I almost hope this is a work He's just going out every fucking night to have it a good time and he keeps saying this so he doesn't have to go back to the studio He just stay in Florida. That's an idea That's like a tiny to be a complete lunatic out there that just fucking all right, huh? I'm going for a walk. He's just knocking up strippers every night. Just having a good old time going to comedy clubs and just having his way with all the fans. I don't think I was going to go. I got probably all right. Let's talk about Amy getting triggered over the Will Smith incident with Chris

Rock. All the stock. That was the other guy that was involved in that incident. That's why I think he said after the Academy Awards, hey, I felt triggered by this incident because you're letting yourself feel and like, and I think we all felt that way. It wasn't me. It wasn't like, let's make this about me. It was like, I'm trying to relate to people. You know, I think it really, and when to relate to people. Like, you know, I think it really, and when I talk to people about that night and everything, like, I just feel like we all experience it the same way, actually. Even though I was at their backstage, whatever

I don't think that my experience was that unique, it was, you know, and I know, like, Wanda was really upset about, like, we were upset about it. It was upsetting. It was sad. It was interesting. Was the only interesting thing that happened. It's only thing only reason why I was talking about the Ike Eddie Awards Not because the Amy Schumer's jokes has anyone for a second stopped to think about the thousands of people Have been smacked across the face at Jerry Springer show No, it is ever for a second those security guards get their late quite often They don't like they're in a hurry and fuck you you Amy for that. This whole, and I'm gonna, you know, I felt so bad and I didn't want to make it about me, but I still felt the need to go on a national television or

on a national radio show and say, drop that I was in an abusive relationship. Yeah. We'll discuss it. You attention, Slob. Yeah. Fuck you. She definitely needs to make this about her. And then she goes on to say, and you're going to hate this, Benny. She definitely needs to make this about her. And then she goes on to say, and you're gonna hate this, Vinnie. She explains that now when she makes jokes about anyone in the audience, she clears it with them first. She literally goes to celebrities

or calls them up and says, Hey, I'm gonna say this joke about you, G.I. Jane too. Is that good? No, okay, you're not a fan of that one. Yeah, and I said that and then, you know, but I also, to be honest, I did reach out to people and I was going to joke about before and make sure it was okay with them. Because I've been burned too many times and the camera, I didn't want the camera to cut to somebody looking sad or, you know, so I told the Williams sisters, told Will, you know,

I told Leah. I don't blame you. Peace. So what she is saying here, is that Hollywood is so devoid of comedy and these douchebags take themselves so seriously that you can't even risk telling a joke that someone's going to react to negatively. You have to tell them ahead of time. And you know how many of them said, I'd rather you not do that.

Oh, I bet more than half. I bet more than half, and we're like, look, if you want to talk about maybe the last acting role I had and what a great job I did, that's fine. Yeah. But this joke at my expense, I'm not a fan of that. Oh, you want to make a joke about the color of my jacket tonight?

No. Yeah, you know that the layman jokes. They're all the layman jokes anyway. Like, just take comedy out of these award shows. We don't need it. It doesn't work. You know, the only guy who does it well, man, is Jervace. When they have Jervace hosts.

Which is why he'll never do it again. Yeah. He was the only guy who did a fucking run. This is everyone of it. It's great. He was amazing. What was that show he hosted? It wasn't the, was it the Globes?

Was it the Globes? Fucking bring him back every year and you will beat the Oscars in the ratings. You will beat the Grammys in the ratings. Of course. If you just have a little spontaneity, now can't have that. You got to warn people, there might be a joke at their expense, because God forbid

the camera would show them, and they'd be like, what the fuck did I do? Well, I say, if you're a goof or not me, it's not weird friends. Yeah, and Howard endorses her approach to this. Oh yeah. Completely, could you imagine? I'm moving to the same fucking Howard Stern.

I know, could you imagine Howard's like, yeah, there was those eight years that I ruined Chevy Chase's life, but I call them every day. Hey, just see it out today. I'm going to go out of epic hour to have log rant about what a cookie. I don't shit like that that made me a fan. Right. Of course. Rosie O'Donnell, I'm going to talk about you for the three weeks, that cool.

Well, you fat pig. Sorry, I just worked out my material as we're talking here. Well, dude, if you notice, he's gone to fucking great lengths to make up with these people. And he even did that with fucking wheezed here. Correct, he called wheeze and had dinner with him. Just to say, sorry, I used to make fun of your slow kid.

Oh yeah, he went after his kids, it's pretty hard. Yeah, it was fucked up, but whatever, it's just, he's a different guy, man. Yeah. It was fucked up, but whatever. It's just he's a different guy, man. Well, speaking of fucked up, so during the Academy Awards, I assume that you have it on your DVR, probably watched it a couple of times. Amy Schumer makes a joke to Kirsten Dunst about her being a seat filler.

I mean, she's a Hollywood celebrity. That's a great joke. And apparently this pissed a to be blow off. Yeah. And and and the Kiersten Duns. I did a bit with Kiersten Duns and Jesse Pummans. That was completely orchestrated. We talked beforehand. And then after I did it, you know, the joke was that I was pretending like I thought she was a seat filler. And, you know, we all worked that out together. I got death threats. I got the secret service reached out to me. They were so bad that the secret service reached out to, yeah, about that bit. I'm like, I think you have the wrong

number. This is Amy, not Will. They must be with my other, no, you are getting death threats. Okay. Not that I want Will to get death threats, but the misogyny is unbelievable. And people, you know, wait, well, I'm not understanding. Why did you get death threats, but the misogynist is unbelievable and people, you know. Wait, well, I'm not understanding. Why did you get death threats? Misogyny. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Holding the ward her. They're worried about A.B. Schumer for some reason. What the fuck did I just hear? I'm pretty sure they're in charge of the president, right? Yeah.

The president gets assassinated. They're like, what happened? They're like, sorry, A.B. Schumer got this DM. We just had to follow up on it. It's a big problem. It's psychotic. That didn't happen, right? It couldn't not have happened. It couldn't have happened. It has to be made up. And also,

I pointed this out with Drew. Oh my. Someone goes, I'm gonna fucking kill you, Obama and that Amy Schumer. Yeah. That's what would have had to have happened. Listen, I've set out tons of death threats to Chuck Schumer, her uncle. Maybe I got the email address wrong. I don't know. Maybe it was me. I'm not sure. But the point is, is that someone with this screen name Clubfoot 69. It's very upset. Clubfoot 420 69 sure hates me.

I don't know what I did. Don't you think, Melmide, as you're listening to this, she just hosted the Academy Awards. This idea that she's both a high-want celebrity. I can't imagine the stress. Hollywood celebrity and a victim. I feel like you got to pick one or the other, or possibly neither.

It's fine if she wants to be neither of those things, but you can't be both like, oh yeah, I'm an amazing celebrity. And look at me, what was me? Everyone wants to kill me, because I'm a woman, and they don't like my jokes.

It's insane. No one wants to kill you. Even Howard on the end of the clue is like, wait, what? What do you mean? How does that make sense? Doesn't make any fucking sense. It's stupid.

He's just happy to have a guest. All right, let's find out about, aside from Hollywood hating women, obviously. Let's find out. Yeah, Hollywood really hates women. Yeah, let's so but. Let's find out who else is turning their backs on half of the population. I read that you recently were talking about you went and got after you had surgery for

endometriosis, that you went and got a liposuction. Yeah. How painful is that to get the after a C-section on you? Nothing. That's not that bad. You know, I had a C-section and then I had a lacrosse of B, which a C-section, honey. Nothing, that'd be a tough day. I mean, that's pretty good. You know, I had a C-section and then I had a lacrosse fee, which a lot of it takes 10 years to get diagnosed with endometriosis.

Like, you're not supposed to have painful periods. If you have those, you probably have endometriosis. It's the most under-diagnosed thing. But they don't do any studies on women's health because they need more of Niagara. You stupid fucking Bible mouth cut. She is saying, there's no studies on women's health because they need more Viagra. You stupid fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She is saying, there's no studies on women's issues. All we care about is boner pills.

Thanks, Ash. The pharmaceutical industry, only because of boner pills. Viagra was not for boners. It was for cardiovascular problems. And then they walked into having a boner pill. And that was her example of like, that's all they care about, it's God. But it was a joke, Carl.

Why don't we have to dissect a joke? It was not a joke. She was being very serious that they ignore women's issues. The medical community, pharmaceutical industry, they're like, fuck those people. We just want to sell to white men. Did she ever answer about the liposuction? Did you get her money back?

Yeah. No, she just was like, I was gonna get more but I couldn't afford the disposal fees. You know, like when you get rid of your tires, you didn't realize you had to pay. Yeah. To get rid of your tires. That's one of those charges to fight pretty like,

whoa, what the fuck is this? Man, we can't pour it down the drain. You know that, right? Ah. There's a grease trap out back, but it's full because you came here here last week. Holy shit. All right, so this is a weird back and forth. How we're not knowing what a Fupa is. What's a Fupa? How come I don't know this term? Fupa. Run up a pussy area. I feel like I don't know this term? Fupa run upper pussy area. I feel like I don't know. Oh, Fupa is upper pussy. Why don't you just say upper pussy? You're talking to a caveman

here. What do you mean, Fupa? I honestly thought you probably created the term Fupa. I don't. You are not out of touch like that. I mean, maybe now you are that you haven't left your house and I'm completely out of touch. I'm. Who. I mean, who. Who. I'm. The pandemic. A.

A. A. A. Sorry. Would you have dinner with somebody outside? Yes, but I would probably have you tested. I'm so. I love that because it was like, are you out of it?

Are you out of the loop? It's like, yeah. I mean, yes, he has left his house in over two years. I love that because it was like, are you out of it? Are you out of the loop? It's like, yeah. I mean, yes, he has left his house in over two years. He's out of it. Yeah, I'm still more shell shocked by the fact that this is the first time I've heard the term Fupa and it wasn't funny. Yeah, no, she made it very out of it.

Wow, I guess there goes that. Well, it's just interesting to me that she's trying to get dinner with Howard, this entire interview. Do you go to dinner? No, I don't do dinner. And she's like, well, do you do dinner outside at least? It's like, if you got tested and we sat, in different yards, then yeah, I could see.

I'll get a bowl heart and one of the nice conversation. What? Weirdo. I mean, do you think that Beth goes out at all or do you think she's legitimately held hostage? She's held hostage, for sure. Could you imagine what you'd have to come home to if she were to leave the house?

How did he not accidentally die yet? Like how did she not murder him? Accidentally die. The next creep off. Yeah. No. Creepy as supermodels married to billionaires. All right, a couple more clips from here.

This is how we're talking about how he knows he has mental problems. because he's been in therapy like decades now. Yeah, I think he'd tell him every time he's time to re up. Yeah, exactly. I was a germ foe before the pandemic. Oh, you are. I didn't know that about you.

Are you like, are you like people know that you're like a germ foe? Yeah, yeah. I'm really afraid of what are you afraid of? I'll definitely talk about my live-o, but just interesting. I just know my God, I'm afraid of just germs and cold. And I don't know what to look at the root of that. Oh, I know exactly what it is. What therapy?

I'm in therapy. What is it? I just have a hair thing, you know, you got to. I see people as vampires and they're going to infect me. Well, where does that come from? Where do you think it comes from? Your mom. Well, the burden of taking care of, you know, people who need to be taken care of.

And it's a tremendous weight when you're a little kid to carry that weight. I can't carry. It's a tremendous weight when you're a little kid to carry that weight So how it explains he knows the root of this issue he has He sees people as vampires. He goes. I know that because I've been going to therapy I've spent millions of dollars in therapy. He have what they didn't fix it. Oh no. I'm much worse than ever Then what's the point? Who cares if you figure out why you're fucked up if you're still fucked up? Well, good just that, though. Most people think that therapy when you figure out what the issue is,

it's just gonna magically fix you. Like, you gotta keep going with it. I will defend therapy in that regard because you want to defend therapy after listening to Howard Stern because it has not worked at him. Because he is worse than ever. He is worse than ever. He is worse than ever.

I was trying to get to a joke, but I forgot the punchline because she made me laugh. Sorry. Sorry. I was gonna say something off, fuck vampires. I just think that, I just thought that was such an amazing back and forth. You have to keep going back because the vampires

will get you eventually if you don't because that's as they tell them. I have one more clip for you on here, Benny, and it actually reminds me of that slurry guy and his initial observation out of the gate. I'm going to eat that crust. Yep. Episode. Chris was asleep and I sat next to him in bed because I'm an animal. He just hasn't recoon sleeping next to him every night just twirling for it. Just he just used to work

growing and you know it's got to be really. I wake up everywhere and there's like a chalk outline of crumbs around me and like it's I just I mean like a crime scene. It's really like a crime scene. Yeah, except for it's a circle. So that doesn't make any sense. When did you kick her out of bed for any crackers? I would kick her out of bed so quickly. Is that a cracker? I'm not even in here. They get the fuck out of here.

If for me, I would just move my bed out of the trough. I would just move it all around this. Yeah, just waste around this. What a fat retard. She goes out there talking about, Hey, I could hear you. I mean, also Amy Schumer though. It's all right.

She has some serious problems it seems like. Uh, so I'm sorry. I sat through two hours of that. I just wanted to point out what's going on. That was really bad. It's so painful. My buddy Mike was like, dude, is you hear Amy Schumer and how I'm like,

yeah, I actually did. So I need to go back and listen this week because I heard he had Molly Shannon on. My buddy Mike was like, dude, did you hear Amy? She went home, yeah, I actually did. So I need to go back and listen this week because I heard he had Molly Shannon on. Same thing with Molly Shannon. But I heard that there was a story about Gary Raper. Gary Coleman tried to rape her. I knew she was in here then.

Before she was famous. I need to hear that. Yeah, I was sorry. I heard about that too. But again, you have Molly Shannon on there, comedic actress, and they just talk about Syria shit the whole time. How are this isn't therapy?

Why are you turning your show into this? Borfas. Because he has someone with no sense of humor writing the interviews for him. That is probably part of it. Does John Hines strike you as the guy who's gonna write the funny question to get this rid of Bob?

He's no son of a job. That's for sure. All he's doing, all Howard does now is just, he, they hand him shit and he tries to make it sound natural. That's it. How is it coming across? Badly. Poorly.

You know who needs, should hand it to him to make a good show. Angie. I See Sick of it Gakiyah I do not want to be dragged into this lawsuit Carl speaking of sick of fans There's a fun little sign that came over from Dan Dave from Canada who we does a nice job. That dude is the best. The best. Sick of fans. Sick of fans.

Perfect. Perfect. Oh, nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. And I also want to play this real quick. This is from D-bone who is the curator of the Centering John tapes team. This comes out from November 27th, 2018

on the Suthering John podcast back when he had Royce as his co-host. And John explains that he could have voted up with these chicks at Pickwick, but he just smelled really bad. This is coming from John, not like Royce, or someone's just like, wow, I mean, there's a frowl there. Yeah, you know, Don, it was so embarrassing last night.

I hung out with Royce. That wasn't the embarrassing part at my favorite pub, Pickwicks pub in beautiful Woodland Hills. And I actually got two girls phone numbers. But at one point, one of the girls says that she moved over. This wasn't the girl I was hitting on I was hitting on this girl April the other one Jenna moved over I but really to talk to this other guy and she said I said why did you move over she said because I smelt now here

But here but here is the truth like what no Like like ask I think she said okay, but here's the truth I Like like ask I think she said okay, but here's the truth I it is because I wear these Snickers that I wear if I'm doing any heavy lifting or if I'm driving for a voice when he needs a driver because You know see it's my fault all of his Some wall was employees all those employees at DUI so we need some I do not have a DUI let's talk about it. Yeah, so if he needs somebody I will do Royce to favor,

but the truth is, but he comps wants a low-hanging fruit. Yeah, but the truth is, I, so these sneakers smell, and I was happened to wear them because they slip on easy. I hate to lie. So today I have my converse on. Is it Chad? Literally says, I stunk like shit because of my feet, which I feel like is not a good reason to smell bad

That's a really bad reason. This is classic Chinese God have eight reasons for yeah, and why do you need special seat sneakers to drive somebody? Why and why do your sneakers smell that bad? Well, what's going on there? I just like to imagine that the pickwik pub right above his favorite bar stool There's just like a discolored yellow spot on the ceiling Stink like smoking here. Nope. No, he's never so dissing right here cloud Could you imagine that someone's like again this chick they wanted to walk away from you cuz you smell so bad Like well, yeah, of course. I was wearing those sneakers. Oh the converse again because I was driving And I had to wear those shoes

You'd smell better if you wore the verajer neck Oh my God, the Converse again. Because I was driving. And I had to wear those shoes. You'd smell better if you wore the Mirage or neck. You had to all. If they had tied those shoes together, like when you throw them over the telephone line, you'd just wore the Mirage or neck. Well, that's where you found the smell better. So I am a special treat for us today, gentlemen. There was a Monday edition of Beer on the balcony.

But that's copyrighted. It is copyrighted. As we will soon find out. How are you? I know I don't usually do a show today, but I want it to. To do a special show on a Monday. Why not?

And I'll even call it beer on the balcony. That's okay, Charlie. It's official. Although this one is not behind the paywall, but this podcast video is copyrighted. And also, you should have each press consent of the Settling John podcast is strictly prohibited thank you I thought the whole copyright thing was based on his behind-the-pay wall

And that's why I couldn't use it so he's gonna confuse with his own bullshit now He's like, oh, this one is available on YouTube, but it still copyrighted Carl Well, that's what early alcohol onset type Also freaking all cyber stuff. I was surprised, so this is a Monday. Normally he does shows on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. What are the chances? He also drinks beer on his days off. I was really surprised at that.

Like, it's a Monday and he's able to do beer on the balcony. He's a pro. I thought I was just drinking on Saturdays. You know what you do what you love. Yeah. Never work a day in your life. He took that too literally. Never work a day in your life.

You're nailing it, John. So I wanna point out the amazing thing about this episode is that it has been taken down because John has decided that you should quit the business. That he was getting trolled because of the special guest that he brings on to do the show with him. He explains why he's doing a Monday beer on the balcony. And now why, you know, you probably asking John,

why do we show today? Like, you know, why? Well, it's very simple. It's like he rehearsed that bit and still did it all wrong. Because you know he like had it read down. You're probably thinking why are you a podcast? No, why are you podcasting? I'm a Monday.

Dude, he sounds like an 80s wrestler that they gave a microphone to. Just to remember the stuff. And you hope I won't get a cue. just to remember the stuff. And you hope I broke it. You have to do a bottle. You think you're mean, Jean? Why, you probably asking John why I do it. I showed it today. You know why?

Well, it's very simple. You're probably thinking, if you're like me, you're probably thinking if you're like me, you're probably thinking Darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr balcony. I should really be asking myself why? What does bring the special treat to our lives? The county health spider. You know, you probably ask in John why do I show today? Like, you know, why? Well, it's very simple. I'm good friends with Monique from Radio Gunk. I am. And I have to say, I was admiring her shows on YouTube. And I called her and she's very hard to get a hold of. I had an easier time getting a hold of Donald Trump on Air Force One than I did getting a

hold of Monique. But season. I think you know the great job. Any stirring fan or form or ex-stern fan should should go to radio gunk watcher shows, listen to a show. She does a damn good job her and arm and whoever else says the link if you want to donate PayPal.me slash jamaul and there's ink. So I wanted to catch up with Monique to just, you know, get her, get her thoughts on the current Stern show and the thoughts on the characters of the past. Can I translate what just happened?

Yeah. He goes, why am I doing that on Monday? Because I'm working around Monique's schedule, who's been big timing me for months now. She's harder to get a hold of than the president, it's because she doesn't like you, John. That now. She's harder to get a hold of than the present, it's because she doesn't like you, John. It's so- That's why people are hard to get a hold of. This show is so hard to watch and concentrate and say that

because I keep looking at his fucking mustache and I'm like, what is going on with his upper lip? Is that like just for men? Just for fucking drunks? Just what the fuck is that? That is lip. It's like, you tried to color it. I don't know.

He's a handsome guy. I'm not gonna make fun of his appearance, Vinnie. I'm gonna look, what a good-looking guy he is. How the hair out of. How the hair. And those stink lines. Yeah. I just love this idea that Monique, the host of Radio Gunnk,

is hard to get a hold of. I'm guessing if you're someone she wants to talk to, she just answers the phone. Throw it out there as a possibility. Well, John's problem is too many people have his number. Exactly. He shows up on the color ID. That's why it's so hard to get ahold of people.

He wasn't on the President Trump's color ID. All right, John, for some reason, can that stop shoving his hands in front of the camera? I don't like this. You're gonna watch this video. I put this together just for you. There's the Venmo link if you want to donate through the Venmo app right there. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh Lost your fucking hands, Chad just wash your hands. He read you a show You know to show on the internet. It's so cruel. I mean his nails are so great that like you could see through the green screen on though Like it's just so disgusted. What is the fuck is under his nails? It was up It's ass from two episodes ago. It's just fucking ass and fucking shit and cat litter. And below me, should there's below me under that? You don't have to wash your hands. Don't shove your fingers directly in front of the camera.

Not a good look. No, he really does need to wash his hands. It's gone. All right, well, if you want to give him more tuffle of, then I want to do that. I guess that does understand them all. All right, so now we bring up on we used to laugh about how on the Stern Show they'd have to like yellow people about their high jigs. Yeah, look at this fucking guy. He didn't learn. He wasn't pick up, but they were putting down on the Stern Show. He's so disgusting. I mean, he looks good, but other than that.

It's so disgusting. I mean, he looks good, but other than that. So now they're complaining about Howard Stern. And this is funny, because John says shit and you're just like, wait, you can't say it. John, you can't say that. Other people can say that, but you can't. And it's just not funny. I mean, someone's got to, someone's got to let them know.

Hey, no, it's not funny. No. All right, so you're talking about Howard Stern and how unfunny Howard Stern is these days Yeah, I know you see this team fucked up again We get this fucking monster The transformation is complete The transformation is complete. And it was where he was turning into a poster. Those days are over.

It's just not funny. I mean, someone's got to let them know. Hey, no, it's not funny. No. Wow. I can't look at him, man. I don't like doing the show where we're looking at him. I know.

I know. It's very difficult. They get into this conversation about how John started, wow, Chrissy Mayer started this whole dabble or subculture that we have. Now, it's a subculture at this point. There's a sub-rata, there's a sub-culture, and everyone should be very proud of this.

I will admit that sometimes it's really funny, because I am always blown away by how obsessed some people are with you. I really am. I mean, you have an entire red it dedicated to called Dabler's Anonymous. Yeah, and I know I'm good looking, Monique, I understand the infatuation, but, you know.

But the Dabler's thing always kills me, because it's like, for one thing that you said one time on one show that has become Exactly who you are Exactly who you are the dabblers very well put moanig not often my couple winning moanig But she's spot on with this one not just one thing. He said one bitch fit. He hit oh, yeah He threw a fit about it. Yes, And has been accusing our friend Chrissy of editing that to make him look bad. Right, right. And we played this.

I was on Chrissy's show on Monday on the wet spot on compound. And we played this and we're talking about it a little bit. And keep in mind, I was at least eight years in and I didn't even want to do that show. And I was like, oh, fuck, I got to do this show. So just to make this clear, he's talking about when he did Chrissy Show, his video froze, so it's just his image. Sure. And she asked him about Trump and what that means for comedy, because it was back when Trump

was the president. And then John's like, what are we going to talk about Trump the whole time? I said, well, I thought, because you know, you're a comic, you'd have a take on this. You know, I thought you'd dabble in comedy. Took offense to that. Oh, I remember. Took offense to that. And keep in mind, I was at least eight beers in

and I didn't even wanna do that show. And I was like, oh, fuck, I gotta do this show. And then- What are you doing to yourself? Eight fucking beers, and then you go on a show. What's wrong with you? A lot. But, but the other thing, the unique is that,

that show, first of all, I was returning a favor, which is why I did it. Well, she edited out for a whole 10 minutes when we were arguing about politics and actually sounding really stupid, saying that COVID is no worse than the common cold. And I'm having that argument, that will all get cut out and then it goes right into the

devil's thing. So it sets the motor horse. All right. So we talked about this with Chrissy, obviously, that original video was still up. This was not edited in any way. And I love John's excuse that he drank eight beers before the show. I only had eight. I know. And he didn't even want to do the show, the poor guy. He was doing a favor.

Yeah. So I just want to say this to John, when you do someone's show, whether you want to or not, you're doing the show. So be good at it, and don't be black out drunk. Or just, I'm not black out.

Or just talking about it. I'm not black out. I was the first thing again. It's the worst excuse possible. Is well, yeah, of course I was terrible on our show. I was black out drunk and I didn't want to do it. I was wearing those sneakers. Yeah.

I was just trying to find the smell. I was called my feet the whole time. No energy. It was tough. All right, so then John addresses... The things that come out of his mouth that never phase him. It just comes out and it's honest where she goes, what's wrong with you?

It's a lot, but he never stops to realize that, yeah, there is a lot. Yeah, but it still comes out. It's amazing. There's no way behind the wheel there. Well, it's funny because I'm gonna bring Shuley and if he's ready to go, Shuley, there's- There's for Shuley.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. What's up everybody? What's happening, buddy? Shuley, the Shuley show. So we're in the midst of talking about this beer on the balcony with Monique from Radio Gunnk. And- Oh, I see a big guest just showing up now, huh?

Well, he had a reschedulant around her schedule in order to get Monique on, which is funny. It's crazy. And now he's taking the episode down because he thinks that Monique was trolling the entire episode. I even went to the Radio Gunnk forum. She's in there going, I don't know what happened. I don't know why he's upset with me.

She was trolling me, alluding to the fact that I drank too much. Well, bringing up Daebler's anonymous, the sub-right and stuff. Now, she's wearing, this is what they were talking about in the radio gun, I don't know if it's true or not. She's wearing a DePesh mode hat, and I think John thought afterwards

that that was a Daebler's anonymous hat, that it was D-A, It's a D.I. I don't know. That's what people are saying. It sounds crazy to me. I mean, his biggest wet dream right now, which should be if they have merch based on him. Yes.

Any kind of merch. Right. He could get a percentage of that or something. Lean into it, dude. Why do you fight so hard? It's never going to go away. Well, it's actually funny because they were talking about deadlers anonymous now big death scotten And I think it was Monique who goes I should make a t-shirt and like literally like a white bob over at like oh my gosh

I can be capitalizing on all this too I should really get it out of it. How can I create some sort of income based on other people's skill and ability? Another another radio gun original. Oh, exactly. Oh God, I have some things out here. We'll get into it right now. The reason why I wanted Shule to come on is because they start talking about Shule

and the fact that Shule finally came out and said, John, you want me, you got me, let's go. Come on my show, you've been throwing it out there for a while With all of this. Oh, you know, surely he won't even talk to me So then he's finally like a lot of shit. He's always I got something. I'm trying to be a nice guy But I got something that you know he knows I know I don't know if you folks know he's Jewish Right know I don't know if you folks know he's Jewish right enough to pretend kind either board it isn't what's up on TV he's fooled you all the time.

So John just had an epiphany and Julie I want you to see this. I message you to see did you see this again. So I'm like, cool. I want to show them. Wanted to see this here first. No. Yeah. I'm like, cool, I want to show them. Wanted to see this here first. No, yeah, I, you know, I had an epiphany, if you won't say, John, just why. Like, you know, I had that guy, you know, the lawyer, you know,

a Vinnie the lawyer who's like, you know, who's working with us, Julie, and he's like, John, you know, Julie wants to challenge you to, you know, like a fencing match or something. I do. Yeah, dole. I go, I go, no offense, Vince, but I don't punch down. Like, like, you know, for me, he's just like, you know, it's just not worth it. Like, you know, I love to elevate his fame.

I mean, like, you know, come on. If I, by the way, if I ever, if I ever come to you, Carl and say, I need you to get me John or Monique to help elevate my fame, shoot me in the fucking head, dude, because it's over. Yeah, just go get a job and a foot locker at that point. Like, you know, so persistent for you, if you're looking for, you know, the way he's describing this, you would think I was chasing him down for years. You would think I was DMing this fucking loser, calling him a pussy.

You would think I was the one ambushing him with dumb questions. All I did was respond. This was all you're doing for years, for years. You kept poking at me, kept poking at me. So now you got me. And now you have this epiphany. I know he has an epiphany. Yeah. You're doing me a favor. Does he know the epiphany is not a beer brand? Does he know that I had two epiphanys and a cause and I realized I'll take two epiphany PAs, please. This was after Monique said she had a go on her forum

and beg everyone not to be upset with if we're going on John's show because anywhere they're talking about the Howard Stern show, anywhere on the internet, they're all bashing, settering John Melendez. So even Monique is like, oh, she has to have to go on this guy's show,

fuck, I don't wanna be on this either. Well Monique, you don't have to, but if you wanna make it better, eight beers. Yeah. But I want to point out that for some reason, he said that there's going to be a fencing match or something like they're trying to pretend this is something it's not. No, it's a roast battle. Like if you guys want to have this out, surely, then let's do it.

Let's go. It's not even that because God forbid I ask him to write something funny. I'm not going to put him on the spot like that and actually come up with material. What I am saying is- He doesn't have the money to pay. He died a month for this. Right. You got all this shit you wanna say,

come on my show and say it to my face. Let's go. Let's have this out once and for all. That was my epiphany. I'm gonna shut this fucking douchebag up. Invite him on my show. Cause literally, Shule was trying to take the high road.

The first time he came on our show, we didn't talk about Stuttering John. He's the same. He went to, and I turned it down. And I said, I don't want, you know, I don't need this. I don't want it. He's insignificant on so many levels.

And then after a while, I'm just like, man, what would happen if I actually responded to this fucking idiot? He backed out in the second. As soon as he respond, he's like, yeah, you know what, I've seen the error of my ways. I don't know why you're fucking people who are willing to fuck with me back.

But if he does want to do a fencing duel, I will do it just for the out shit. But I'd be funny too. Alright, it doesn't stop there, Shuley. Let's see what else John has to say. So like of course he's going to pick a fight with me because no offense, but I'm actually famous. I mean, let me pause again just to point out, John is the one who started the fight with

Shuley. Not the other way around without John trying to pretend this guy's just fucked with me just to like get all my fame credits. And can I just clarify something that neither of us are famous jobs. So, Jayne Lennon, I know, this whole idea that Shuley's a nobody. Yeah, but you're a loser, right? You're the last to stack. You're a low cow. It's worth the big of nobody. You're what? What is it, then? There's nobody like you, you're the laughing stock. You're a low cow. It's worth the bigot nobody. You're famous for being a loser. It's the nobody versus the has bed. And a fencing match to the tap.

I mean, if you gave me my choice of nicknames, I think I would pick Wackpack Whisperer over hero of the stupid. What to note skill? We're getting to that. So like, of course, he's going to pick a fight with me because no offense, but I'm actually famous. I mean, I, you know, and I'm not here to trash him like because I just said it. I don't want the head of the pivotan on trash, but I'm just saying, I don't know because I never listened to the show.

Did he do anything that had that was significant on the like, I don't even because I never listened to the show. Did he do anything that was significant on the, I don't even have no idea. He was the Wreckpack Wrangler. So now you have Stuttering John, who always talks about all this inside baseball with Howard Stern. He knows everything is going on there behind the scenes. You have a guy named Shule who's been out there

for 50 years, like, what did this guy even do out there? I don't even know. What was he up to? Doesn't sound like all of a sudden he's got this blind spot on Howard Sturz. You know what's so funny to think about? Like, say John had stayed and then go to the night show and Shule ended up there. At some point, a few years into this, they would put Shule in charge of interviewing John at least once a week.

What's the lead? What's he doing right there? What's he doing? A tie pitch. Go over to John's apartment see what's going on over there. Right. He, John would have ended up being a wack packer. He stayed the

salary John Kraftacular would have been like the biggest bit of 2008. I said, he didn't burn so many bridges over there. He'd be the most popular wack packer on the show today. I mean, how could you stay away from from him

and and and her this Monique? I just got to bring this up, you know, when I, when I, when I died on my personality, yeah, when I left the show, she immediately sent me a direct message on Instagram. Hey, would love to get you on the show, hear your side of things. Now, I know this fucking message board, you know, goes out of their way to fucking shit on me, right? Like they'll tag me and shit where it's like they I think they had The worst of Shule and I think there've been like four episodes at like three hours of clips

So I'm I'm providing tons of content for these people, right? Yeah, and she messages me and goes, hey, we'd love to have you on and hear your side. I think, and I write her back and I go, I was under the impression that you hate me. And I write back, and you write back, Oh, no, hate is just reserved for family. That isn't real. That we're just doing stick. And I just wrote back, go fuck yourself. I would respect you more if you stayed true to who you are and and wrote me and said you suck They begged me to come on just like they begged Brent and Scott and all these people from the show and the reality of it is They're trying to be this stern fan network Reddit thing on there. Yeah, and it's it's so fucking tiny

There's such a handful of fucking losers on there led by this idiot. And again, I, I give you open door. You want to come on my show? Monique, you come on my show. I don't do you a favor because I'm actually famous. You know, you know, Shuley, that's a lot of tough talk

coming from a guy who's not on beer on the balcony. Okay. Okay. I mean, open was on beer on the balcony. Okay. Okay. I mean, I hope he was on beer on the balcony. Gotta be a pretty big name to get out there. You have to be famous to be on beer on the balcony. Grilla was on there. Yep.

All right. That a weird guy from Virginia. Let's watch them try to figure out where his buddy is. What are you Danny? Yeah. What's the school with? Let's talk about them try to figure out what shoeies catcher butations were. You know hockey puck shoely.

To the Howard Stern show. Now, keep in mind guys, this is Monique is the biggest Howard Stern fan to ever exist. She runs the Howard Stern forum. And then Stuttering John is the biggest insider to ever exist with Howard Stern. And I don't know if you know this, but Stuttering John was friends with Howard.

Howard invited him over to his house. And he gave him some popcorn. He liked John more than he liked Papa Booy. I'm listening, I don't know if that's true or not. John's told me that a couple of times. So let's see if they can figure this out. He always gets rid of the people he likes and keeps the people he does.

Yeah, it makes perfect sense. You know, the fact that he pay Gary Delabate enough money to buy a mansion in Connecticut and when John says, I'm gonna make more money in LA, they're like, all right, so yeah. I live in sunny Calabasas. Stuttering John Math on display.

But has he done anything that was air-worthy? Like is there any bit that he did that's, you could say, oh, that was a great bit, you know, by Shule. I mean, I can't help you there. I mean, I don't know, but that's why I'm like, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not gonna punch down. All right, so you know there's any bit

that Shule has ever done from the Howard Stern show that he would know about. And Monique is like, yeah, I don't know if there's any bit that Shuley's ever done from the Howard Stern show that he would know about. And Monique is like, yeah, I don't know either. I've never, who, Shuley, what are you talking about? I mean, she is the biggest barnacle attached to that fucking show that rides whatever fucking coattails, whatever. We hate the show. So we're going to talk about it every single day, every minute of the day.

If you hate something, stay to fuck away from it, you mental patients. Or a funk. At 20 fucking 22, being the biggest fan of the Howard Stern Show is basically the equivalent of being like the biggest fan of the rotary phone. Not if it fucking matters. That's right. We've all done. It's better with that.

Yes. Yeah. How many times are you gonna sit there and go, it's just not the same show anymore? No, it's not. It's not. Move the fuck on with your life. Do something productive. Provide for society.

You fucking barnacles attached to the SS stern. You love it. You love the show. You can't go a day without listening to it, you need it, you're super fans, deal with it. When Shoei had an ongoing saga with Brent about Brent swinging and Brent would come in and talk about swinging with his wife and then Shoei would come in and fuck with him. I guarantee Monique was talking about that nonstop on radio gunk and now she's going,

yeah, I don't know what Shoei did. Every single time there's a whack pack or tan mom underdog lady, I bitch Derek big foot anytime. She was in the studio talking with them, doing the impressions. And here's Moanique going, yeah, I don't know what he did. I have no idea. I'm here. You're the bit about me moving to Alabama. You fucking don't. That was a pretty good bit. Yeah, you really sold that one still going little past the post office at this point So to your point, Julie because I feel like some of the things that you're talking about I could be accused of with all of the Stuttering John

Podcasts thing that I do watch and you're one of the good ones you want a one of the good ones, Carl. You know that. Carl's not a fan of anyone. Like, it's called Carl's version. I barely listen to the creep off. So this is a perfect example of Monique not understanding what she's up to. Listen, you know what, there's there's bizarrely almost podcasts dedicated to hating on you, which I found.

I know that. I know that. It's like an amazing. I can't even imagine I can't even imagine mining enough content from what you do to Generate a whole show. I mean you can't that's what you do Monique you all you do is talk about Howard Stern show on your show She's like I can't believe people make fun of Stuttering Journal's at the time. Why? Why is that? Obviously not good at mining material. Obviously not. Obviously not a lot of this. She should have a green screen and the background should be a padded fucking room.

There is same. They are, they are delusional. She was all you are about is hate and commenting on other people's work. What don't you understand? Before you came on, I did 20 minutes on Amy Schumer with Howard Stern. I would never sit here and be like, I don't know, you can just make fun of Howard Stern all day.

It's like, yeah, that's a lot to make fun of there. That was just one segment of one episode from this week. That's the nose. Wait, there's that. It is the lack of Cuba. He doesn't go out anymore. I can't get that. I can't get that.

Yeah. And by the way, you're not the only one. I guarantee you the writers are sitting there during that interview rolling their eyes the same thing you are. I mean, it's just so. No, it's pretty obvious that this might. Nobody can sit through that and be like,

that was great. Except for Amy Schumer. So this is so disappointing because Southern John has finally decided to take my advice. See, I don't care about, see that's the thing, Mooney. Like, that to me is funny. Like, I mean, that, it's like when my green screen,

like, you know, when it fell, that's, that to me is funny. It's like when the, when there's a few cockroaches and I fucking freaked out, that's funny. Dude, we did a whole, we did a whole segment When there's a few cockroaches and I fucking freaked out that's funny Do you know we did a whole we did a whole segment on your green screen. Oh You know what segment at his green screen find on well, maybe you can understand how you could do like a whole episode about the century John shall maybe you get it that It's no wonder your shit podcast is nowhere on the fucking charts ever and nobody listens to it because you're doing a fucking thing on his green screen.

Be smart. Do it like Carl. Do 10 minutes and then you move on to the next fuck up that he made. Well, we made fun of radio gunk and Monique immediately messaged me and just like, oh, you're just doing this to get the fame from our show. And you know, never reach out to us. I'm just like, what are you talking about? We talk about radio gun, what are we gonna do?

We're gonna learn anything from that interview before you make fun of someone you have to let them know in advance. Right, I should have let her know. Here's the joycee to make about you. I hope you're okay with these. You called her before we did the segment, right? Oh, shit, I forgot. Ah, too fucking bad.

She might be crazier than him. She might be no easier than him. Amy Schumer literally said that before she tells a joke about someone, she asked their permission and tells them what the joke is going to be a had a time. I mean, nothing helps comedy like that. Let me tell you something. It's always good to know what the pun side is before it happens. It'll get a genuine reaction.

When I'm doing crowd work, I'm like, sir, you look, are you Polish? Okay, I'm going to do a joke about you guys losing the recipe to ice. Is that okay? Okay, here we go. Hey, I'm gonna do a joke about you guys losing the recipe to ice, is that okay? Okay, here we go. Hey, I heard your submarines don't work too well. All right, so. After John asked if Howard talks to his kids, all right? So he's trying to get the inside scoop from Monique.

He's like, does Howard still talk to his kids anymore? And Monique is entering this question. And then John has- He's asking Monique this question. Yes. He's asking Monique, if Howard talks to his kids- If Howard talks to Howard's kids, his three daughters. Okay.

This is like watching someone having a conversation with a shopping cart. Okay, you just like, these people are insane. Well, and the funny part is that Monique is speculating. She doesn't know anyone on the inside. I know that's a talk to her, obviously. And John's speculating, and they're not even talking about the shows anymore.

They're talking about the relationship with inside a family, which is the opposite of what anyone should be doing. And then so Monique answers this question and starts to give all this information. And then John cuts her off. And, but Ashley is a nurse apparently. And Emily just sings really weird kind of Jewish music on her YouTube channel. I would never go after his kids. I mean, you know, that's always

to me. They didn't choose to be in the spotlight, just like my kids didn't. I think it's really, really, it takes a really horrible person to go after kids who never, ever want me go after, because I chose to be in the spotlight. But not my kids, because they have no interest in being in the spotlight. We heard you! You're the one who asked the fucking question just to go on his fucking rant about don't talk about my kids again. Every time I mention, and not to mention he's confiding this in someone who just talks shit about the guys kids. You know, and he's going, I could never do that.

You just sat there and laughed at her saying that, and by the way, how psychotic is it that you know what his kids do for a living? Like how fucking insane are you that you sit here and act like you hate this guy? Well, his $1,000 nurse at Ciner's Side Eye and she works the 4 p.m. shift. Yeah, it was weird, right? It's, it's beyond, it's, it's up there with Bobo showing up at the hospital with gifts on the birth of his kid. It's that psychotic. Well, it's interesting too,

because if you picked up on that, she goes, well, the one daughter's putting these YouTube videos out and John goes, yeah, yeah, I know. So wait, so of course. Is John obsessed with kids now? Because I thought that we weren't supposed to be obsessed with people's kids, we didn't choose to be famous. That's the last that I've been learning over the years, but.

Well, if you can read between John statement is what he's saying is I would never go after anyone's kids right now on this show. Right. Yes. We'll happen. It's so well. It has happened. It will happen again. You go after everyone for everything. So don't act like you're fucking, you know, Gandhi sitting over there, turning the other cheek or whatever the fuck you're trying to preach now. Well, John, you know, Carl is someone's kid also. Yeah. My mom is a language you've been saying about me lately. I'm pretty sure MIT got involved with Carl. I'm not being lately. I'm pretty sure MIT got involved with Carl. So I give credit to Monique here, because after John

goes on his predictable rant about talking about people's kids, Monique actually brings up a pretty good point. He didn't care about Kathleen Gifford's kids, who he wished AIDS on when they got older. He didn't care about anybody's kids. Everybody was fair game, everybody. An interesting older. He didn't care about anybody's kids. You know, everybody was fair game, everybody. Interesting point. I didn't even, yeah, I didn't even know that, you know, I got to turn off the phone. Let me turn up the Face time. The rolls have started. I thought it's so

funny. Is it? You know, they do, they do that best,ique. They probably do. Hold on. Is that what's going on now? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I didn't turn my phone off. So I got to, now I got to delete. I got to just turn this off. How are they?

They're going to keep calling. You can't figure out. This is, this is what gets them off, you know. All of them. I got to figure out how to do this. I swear to God, I would laugh at him. But somebody did this to me during the creep off. I was going to do this.

I was going to do this. I was going to do this. I was going to do this. I was going to do this. I was going to do this. I was going to do this. I was going to do this. and you can't figure out. This is what gets them off, you know, all the time I got a figure I had. I swear to God, I would laugh at him, but somebody did this to me during the creep off walk. See, I know it's a way, because I didn't once,

where I was able to just stop it. Oh, you have to stop. You can't even follow it on. You can't even follow it on. Yeah, it's literally, he goes, I can't figure out how to stop it. I did it once, but I can't figure it out now.

So Monique explains him, like you just can't have your devices out during the. I did it once, but I can't figure it out now. So Monique explains to him, like, you just can't have your devices out during the show, Dami, it's that easy. Goddamn credit, what bag? Every time I start a live show, where I was able to just stop it. Oh, you have to stop. Oh, you talk about the noise that comes out of your Mac?

Yeah. Or your mouth. Keep that off like always. Like, it doesn't even, if you have the pop-up, who cares, but just get rid of the noise? Yeah, Okay. Well, now it's gone. I just, I just, uh, but this is what the thing, this is my, I think I've got the trolls. I'm like, how obsessed are you? These trolls are they doing busy? Yeah. Does it all about the balcony with my beers? He's not even on a balcony. You expect him to fucking turn a ringer off?

I mean, give me a break. Yeah, what were we thinking? So the beginning of that is great because Monique says, you know, Howard didn't play by those rules. And Vinnie and I were just talking about this before you came on, Chewie, when Howard came into the Rochester market, we had brother, wee's was the number one morning guy. And brother, wee's had like a mentally handicapped daughter, right? Correct. And Howard, or Howard went after after it so hard, it was brutal.

And I would think that would be off limits, but it worked. So you don't think that then was off limits for him because it all brought attention and eyes and ears on him and what he was doing. And at that point in time, that was the way he rolled. He was a younger guy and that's the way he worked. And, you know, we can all sit here on Monday morning quarterback and say, yeah,

that's fucked up, but at the time nobody was like, that's fucked up. They're like, yeah, go get them, go after them. Talk about man cows, dead dad. Talk about this, that and the other thing. Nothing was off limits until it comes back to you. And then, and then that's when things, you know, I remember when Owen A started going off about his kids and that's when shit got real.

And it's like, look man, listen, you can't, you can't play the game and expect other people not to, you know, try and play it the same way you do. All right. So now what's fast forward to John, addressing some of the trolls that we have come to love here on who are these podcasts. Oh, he answered his phone. That's what I'm getting, Malik.

It's like this fucking, he has a little, oh, hey, car to the face. What's up, good to you. Let me address, let me address my trolls. Hello. Hi, how you doing? That's what I don't get, Malique. It's like this fucking lunatics like like, like, Sallow or whatever

Cardin like they you know, Sally. I don't know. He's so he's got he's tweeting out. John is my lord and savior every fucking day Not the one who was gonna cut off like his penis or his finger. Yeah, he was shutting off But thanks to my moderators, they figured out it was he was using pictures that he was fine then like, you know, you had to know that that's what was going on. What if I can lunatic? Who do things like

that? You know, it's a stick. And so everybody kind of gets it at some point, but you went through a long phase of, you know, fighting with these people so that they would they would get a response out of you. I like how it's presented like it's over. Like the fight is ended, the war is over.

The next thing he said was, no, but they talk about me first. I would, the next thing out of his mouth. I like that he says, his moderators were the ones who figured out the sale he didn't actually like him. It wasn't John, his moderators, so by the way, I think this guy's going a little bit, you know, he's leaning into it a little bit too much. And what a crack

team. He's got. And then when he goes, we all eventually figure out Santa isn't real John. We're glad you find the kind of to us. Now we're on the same page. His cell. The guy with the guy with the chip tooth, chugging cores is like, yeah, that one went over my head somehow. His cell D dropped his big bomb. Yes. Not yet. No, yeah. We're so I can't wait. I can't wait. So the reason why this show happened is because they just did an episode on radio gunk about friend or us and John goes, how could you do a show about friend? I have you out there. I got all these great tidbits. Oh my God. You got to hear what I have to say about Fred.

So the very first question that comes in about Fred on this show and it couldn't be answered in a more stuttering John like fashion than how John answers this question. Okay, here comes the question about Fred. John, who was the better on on signature guitars? You were Fred, me by far. What? Who was the better guitarist, me by far. Cool. It was a better guitarist, me by far.

It's not even up for the fades. Why wouldn't you reach out to me to comment about myself during the Fred special? Yeah, I could have told you about our guitars that have. Could you imagine taking a fucking black light to the neck of his guitar right now? Could you just imagine? Or his actual neck. We're going to clean his fingernails out from those guitar strings. If you'd play it every now and again. Now I'm curious.

Did anyone hear the Fred thing? Are they shitting on Fred now too? Like, I imagine Fred's untouchable. Like he, he's done no wrong. Oh, no, what Monique was saying was that Fred doesn't even show up anymore. He doesn't talk on Mike. He barely plays drops. Like he's just completely...

Yeah, it's called collecting a paycheck, Monique. He should look into it. Robin is also collecting a paycheck. It's very similar to getting a government check, but you earn it. It's very similar. Yeah, exactly. So then for some reason,

they have to start bashing Fred's band, King Norris. And Monique says, yeah, you know, Grill has said that Fred's band was really good. Grill has said he went to one of the shows and John has to interrupt that, of course. This is a lot of projecting, by the way. Howard and I and Beth and Susanne are, and we went to see Fred in Howard's lemon. And he was, it was so bad and horrendous. And Fred would never face the stage. He would turn his back to the stage.

Before he had his head down, he was crazy. He's so afraid of this, this is the emoji. He's so afraid of his like, look, Fred is so uncomfortable in his own skin. I'm telling you right now, he's always been that way. He can't stand himself. Well, that's a lot of projected going out right there. Wow. He can't stand John. I know that. That's why he wasn't facing. That's, you know, where you pause this picture of him is just disturbing. I did do it. I'm perfect. He looks just to be stupid. Fucking Vincent de Nafrio and Mennon Black. Like Edward is wearing the human suit. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. It'll go water. I need sugar

water for energy. So he's talking about seeing Fred's band over 20 years ago. This is probably the 90s. And he's talking about how he has been, he's shitting all over him. I don't know. I've seen local bands hundreds of times. I couldn't tell you how good a band was that I saw in 2001 or 1999. When you just be like, I think you could get, he's fine.

Listen, over the 15 years, I've gone to many King Norah shows to cover it for the news. And at times, I would just go if I had an open weekend or something. I was in town. And they were, I would go see the show. Their shows are fine. They're not, you know, I don't know what you're expecting. It's at a bar. They're a bar you know, I don't know what you're expecting. It's at a bar, they're a bar band, and they did a great job. And Fred was talking the whole time on Mike,

telling stories. In fact, Howard made a whole thing out of it once on the show where he would play Fred talking to the audience in between songs and goofing on him about it. So I guarantee this is either all made up in his head or he was so disgusted to see John there that he just fucking ignored him from the stage the whole night. You know that he was saying the Howard, look at, look at Freddy's not looking at the crowd. If I was up there, I'd be looking at the crowd. Oh yeah, I'd be doing this completely different. That's what he's doing. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. He'd be fleecing the crowd. And the next song, you get to pick it if you've been mo me $30 right now.

All right, one more clip. And this is interesting because still, and John talks about this great song parody that he made about Fred changing his name to Eric. And he's, he's shoe horns in a slight to shoelace on this one for some reason. I thought he doesn't touch down. I know, right?

On the side when you're not there, it's fine. Just a lot of you in front of you, Ponceg down. Okay. I told you, I told you, Monique, that, you know, when we found out that he legally changes name to Eric. Eric. I did. I did this great strong parry because unlike some of the people

I actually wrote bits on the show. Yeah, I did it too. And it was two M&M's, you know, my name is and I pulled to Fred and it was, my name is Fred. My name is Eric and it was him, you know, you know, it'll be Fred Norris. And I gave that to Freddie, played it once, twice. I would loved it. And then it disappeared. Oh, well, I'm sure the fans were outraged that right? They're probably colligated. Where's that amazing side parody? My name is, it sounds terrible. I love, I love the VH one behind the music breakdown of copy and pasting Fred and Eric in a song. Like what you describe, my eight-year-old daughter could make on Adobe audition right now.

He's sitting here like he just fucking, like you just wrote a masterpiece. Oh, that creativity. Shoot, it's what you got to realize. I mean, it's really what the fans have been asking for years. They're going, where is Gilbert? Where is the Fred Eric ever to have a song? That's it. All anybody's wondering.

It's all in those big talk. Where's the part she took out here? I came to your center of jazz amazing song, apparently, of a song. That's it. All anybody's one. It's all in the same time. I was at the party tourcat here. I came to your center, John's amazing song, Perry. He's anywhere. What's going on? And you know why it disappeared after the first play? Because you walked out of the room, Nego.

This is fucking terrible. We played it once. Don't ever play it again. Oh boy. All right. Shuley, I want to thank you so much for coming out and checking this out with us. And I thought at this time, I was interesting that John, all of a sudden has a piphany and no longer wants to fight with people. He would know he's been fucking with you for years now.

Twenty bucks. I get him out of his epiphany by, uh, in two weeks. I like to handle things through the court systems at this point. I moved on. Does he have you blocked on Twitter, Shuley? He blocked me on Twitter, but that's okay. I got his buddy Tommy and I are corresponding. And so we're going to be setting something up pretty soon. So that should be interesting. Tommy from MSCS. That's right. Oh, shit, I got to reach out to him.

I was messaging with him too. And I totally dropped the ball on that. He's a security there. We should try and interview him together. Carl, I think that would be the best. Let's do that for sure. That sounds like a really fun dive. Cause and I'm very excited for the live show, by the way, boys, very excited.

Dude, it's going to be so much fun. May 14th in Nashville, W ATP live.com, you can get tickets. Julie will be there and we're still trying to figure out a venue to get a comedy show with you and Vinnie and probably Victor review girl. Oh, I love for victim scene. Oh my God. Victor be the best. I see. Oh,

down by the docs, where the fuck should you do it stand up? Well, she's, uh, she was doing the horizontal version of it for a while. And I'm, that's how you talk into a microphone, Vic. Well, yeah, I'm sure that the venues aren't lining up to a book of the comedy show yet, but I'm sure we'll

find something and we'll get it going. I hope so, buddy. So that we'll watch everyone know about that. We're still working on it. But yes, thank you so much for coming out. I am looking forward to doing the show next month in Nashville with you and let's talk about

do some with Tommy as well. Yeah, man. And I'm in just real quick. I'm in California all next week doing gigs around 420. So if anybody's out in the LA area, I'm doing Northern California, then Southern. You can go to my website, chalomchoolie.com for all the details. And thank you, boys.

As always, good to see you guys. Awesome. And Chalomchoolie does a great job. So check them when he's doing stand up. Always a good time. Shalom, Shalom. I got a good guy for you to have on your show, by the way, just interview him yesterday. His videos are all over going viral. Alex Stein, you know, Alex Stein. I do know Alex. In fact, I've been in contact with him. He's great. I just had one of my show yesterday. And he's a huge super fan of Howard. So he's a big WTP fan too.

So yes, I'm going to have him on the Alex time. If you don't know who this is, he goes to these meetings. Okay. City council meetings, right? City council meetings and shit. And he acts like a flaming lib tart. Okay. And he just goes over the top with it

and they have to give him his time because it's like mandatory that I'm like two minutes or never. I said they've painted themselves into this woke corner where even if they don't believe the nonsense he's saying, they can't doubt him. They can't say anything contrary to it

because then they'd be portrayed as monster. So this guy is zooming into a city council meeting talking about how the school isn't respecting his trans-specified lizard daughter that identifies as a lolliser. It's great. He makes a zoom into him. He goes in person too. Like the guy's got nuts. He's got nuts on it. He'll just go and do it. That's a lot of fun. But the pandemic helped him a ton by opening the Zoom doors to these meetings and he's just, he's taken advantage of it.

His content's so great. It makes it very easy. We were talking yesterday. I mentioned the show to him and he'd love to come on. So I didn't get to talk and that's great. Yeah, very cool. All right, Juliet. We'll talk to you soon, buddy.

Bye, everybody. Shalom. Bye, Juliet. All right, Juliet, we'll talk to you soon, buddy. Bye, everybody. Shalom. Bye, Juliet. All right, I do want to address mom swipes left had a rebuttal for us. They put out a full episode. Now, these are the very funny ladies that have that really great podcast you did

a couple weeks ago. Yeah, that's exactly the ladies I'm talking about. Great. Talked about period blood and all that fun stuff. Yeah, that's really funny. Good stuff. Really good stuff. So a lot of what we were talking about,

they didn't understand and they had issues with things. They didn't really know where we were coming from on things that's to be expected. You know, they don't know what we're talking about. But the problem is. I'm not talking on that ship with you. They tried to have fun with it for the most part. So I'll get in credit for that. talking about, but the problem is, I'm not calling on that ship with you. They tried to have fun with it for the most part,

so I'll get in credit for that. But when you explain jokes, it kinda fucks things up a little bit. Wait, do you drain bacon fat down the drain? I don't really cook. What the fuck? That's what, your husband's like a doctor. Like what are you, what are you, what are you,

what are you roll here, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Carol. Yes. I know that this was targeted at you. Yeah. You know, you don't cook. I do feel really bad about it. I'm not passing judgment.

I just, I mean, yeah. But what kind of woman am I, really? Yeah, that one hit hard. That was old school. I'm going to give it to you for bringing back the oldies. But, uh, you should think Carl did say at one point that comedy is timeless well he is correct on that i mean no archie bunker jokes that she's right now that she was fun especially now

among a certain group of people yeah what do i bring to the table ok so a good portion of the yearly income because i have a job obviously that dinner i know it's so sad because the yearly income because I have a job. Obviously not dinner. I know. It's so sad because they were doing it the right way. They're like, oh, this guy's in the Androth Thaun as jokes are old and out of touch. And then the woman's like, yeah, but you know, just because I can't cook doesn't mean I'm not participating in our relationship. And I do have a job and I make my, you ruined it. Damn it. You guys

had a good angle and you ruined it, Carol. Yeah, the over shark has them. They just couldn't deliver. I feel like they were going for it. Damn it. You guys had a good angle, and you ruined it, Carol. Yeah, the over shark has them. They just couldn't deliver. I feel like they were going for it. They went for it. They just did not play well. That's a good one. Did you listen to this at all?

No, not at all. I could care less what people think about you. So here's an example of one of their comebacks for us. So they're playing clips of us goofing on them. Okay. And then they're explaining how unfunny we are, of course. They got some good comebacks All right, Carol and Jen my breath. Oh, shit.

This guy is just perfect. We make it look too easy, don't we? I guess. People watch us do this and they go, oh, just play clips and then goof bottom afterwards. Well, yeah, but you gotta have a point. There's an art. I wasn't trying to make a joke and then they overlapped and they're like,

ah, yes, y'all, funnier. It's like, okay, good one. Well, good one, guys. I don't think that where they're coming from is a bad idea because like responding to the show is always smart, but really just think about it before you do it. They could have done a better job.

You could have done a better job. Well, maybe they can't. Maybe they could have done a better job. You could have done a better job. Well, maybe they can't Maybe maybe they could have done a better job But they do have invites two thirds of good a job. They do have advice for us Oh Kidney, Vinnie's I'm kidding ladies. I know you have a job and bring it after money So take this with a grand assault guys because I know that we're just newbies. Yeah, we don't know shit My suggestion would be grow a pair of balls, bro.

And that's not that hard because there's like four of you. Actually talk to the people you're going to criticize. Yeah. Because that might actually be interesting. That actually might. Yeah. If the shoe fits, yeah, where it if it doesn't throw it away. Aw shit. Nice shirt with, wait. Oh shit. Not sure what that means. So that's a terrible idea. No shoes fit Carl right.

That's a terrible idea. So you know, they won't understand what that is. It's a reference to me being club-funded. And they won't understand them. So you guys don't have any good jokes. They just laugh at themselves. Oh man. There's contacts.

You're missing, ladies. I love your fall. I love how that immediately turned into a lecture. Maybe. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh man. There's contacts. You're missing, Lane. I love your fault. I love how that immediately turned into a lecture. Maybe. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, just a total voice. When I hear that toy to voice, my eyes roll into the back of my head. She was complaining to me on a new podcast. You should, you should talk to the people that you're going to be a better show. No, it'd be a terrible show. Are you kidding me? Let it be the worst way to do our format of show. I mean, to call these people up and talk to them about it. Yeah.

I don't think your podcast is very good. Well, real, not bad. It's not bad. It's like Amy Schumer would have called us first. Yeah, exactly. That's a horrible idea. I don't know how you can have any fun with that. What's so ever, there's one time, one time,

that I did a podcast and the person reached out to me and they're like, oh, you're gonna do a podcast you have. So I'm like, you want to come out and talk about it? It sucked. It totally sucked. And that's how Carl met Eric Sain. That's not true. Just kidding, Sain.

It was some weirdo from Philadelphia. I thought she was saving the world. But whatever, they did a fine job. They did their best. They didn't really get what we were doing, but it's okay. The saddest thing is that there's this Palm Swipes after YouTube show,

and I'm assuming, so I guess- Is it a companion piece? Yes. Yes. So this comes out after each show to talk about each episode they do. I'm assuming it's Carol's cock of a husband who's putting this together,

because I don't know who else would do it. It gets zero views. I would like to, I would like to bring up that she does. Yes, indeed. Bring in half of the body of the Oh, let's, let's find out. Let's see. Let's just watch it. See what happens here. No, this should be fine. This is episode 34 about Mom's Wipes left episode 173. I'm your host, Palm Deter. This week's episode was a very savvy rebuttal, we'll say, to a review Jen and Carol received from... SAVI! What? What? In the ever-loving fuckery watching here, Carl.

You've never seen a potato tell me that I sucked before? No. It's the first time you've seen this. Ha ha ha ha. This is, oh, I wish I was making this up, but this is really what's going on. This is an audio podcast for a lot of people. Allow me to reset this.

We are looking at a man whose face, his lips, his eyes are visible, but he is a potato underground and he is talking in just an absolutely boring cadence. Yeah, and he's upset. The best part about this is that you think it'd be goofy and silly, he's a potato. You think it'd be like,

you think it'd be like, oh, yeah, you think he'd be over there. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those are the noises you make when you're returning to V-South and, oh, look, man, it is. And you're trying to be a food, the salad that you make, not this guy.

Really boring. Yep. A show when I used that term loosely called, I loosely, this is the show at some. Who are these podcasts? I know that because there's a theme song and everything. There's an outro, of course, it's a show. You know this guy when he's studying like,

Carol, I think I burned them for you. Yeah, they won't be coming back around here no more. I showed them who's boss. Yes. That thinks they're doing great service to the world, but are just turds. And I don't even really want to give them any more of my breath. All right, we can stop right now. I'm already too upset about it.

It's truly out of breath. We're now from punching down. Just what these guys represent and what they do that pisses being off more than anything else. Like what they really hoped was that the girls would cry. That is natural. I don't know. I'm trying to have some fun with this.

Well, I got this text message from you two weeks ago. I hope you've just been just crying. I want this guy to cry. This is who I want to cry. This cock, we've decided to be a potato on YouTube. This guy fucking sucks. Now that would be funny. Oh, these guys just want to make my wife cry.

They all just turns. That's the kind of satisfaction these turds are looking for. All I can say is that what's in Carol's spinning out asshole. Come on! I don't have much time left. We're already going way over here.

This guy literally picked a terrible, terrible, vegetable to be because I have seen many potatoes and have way more charisma. He does, that's guy. He has the charisma of a potato. It's amazing. Don't insult potatoes. This guy's the fucking Yam.

I'll, I'll insult potatoes, but but I won't. It's salt potato. Oh, it's a serious joke, come on. Dude, is by far more entertaining and more of a service than anything. Said one of the host's husbands. Their show is better than yours, is it? Okay. You do Carl and...

Tham. Crosh. Yeah. Okay, you do Carl and... Them, crotch. Yeah, that... It's better to put them off. Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law?

Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law?

Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he a law? Is he enough effort into our show. Is that what he's saying? You're not exactly a shart-tutory board. Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I scripted that. Ha-ha-ha. Because even when you want things to sound unscripted, they can be scripted or vice versa,

and it doesn't fucking matter. We're learning. All right, so he got it because I scripted that. Because even if you wanted to sound unscripted, it could still be scripted. Except for then you can't tell us that you scripted it, if you wanted to sound unscripted. And he said, by the way, I wrote that down.

Well, then he just defeated the purpose of pretending you're coming off the cuff here. What am I looking at? Yeah, I'm not like that. What, I have never seen anything in my life like this. This is, look at it, John. Can we? This is a man who is crying, pretending to be a potato on the internet. I have never seen anything in my life like this. Can we go back to looking at John? Can we?

This is a man who is crying, pretending to be a potato on the internet. That's what you're looking at. Did you ever think that adults would behave like this? When I was a child, I never, I always looked up to adults. I think I don't know, figured out, they got jobs and money and cars. We were told to respect those.

Yes, I was calling them by their last name for Christ's sake, and then he found out that their potatoes on the internet cried because their wives' feelings got heard. Like, what? That's what this is? I could have been a don't decades ago. I would like to apologize to Mr. Potato. Right.

Potato family. You and your in-sell nation can... Sir, in-sell. Just because I don't want to have sex with my wife Yeah, it's a very different definition It's funny that's what she said come on. I don't get it. That's all there is to it. I don't understand the appeal of your toxic masculinity. I appreciate the way that

women these women handled your criticism. I did, that's how it sucked. Yeah, they did not do a good job, sir. It was my toxic masculinity coming through just now. Oops. By the way, you guys are actually, this is no big deal. How many potatoes have you offended in the last couple of weeks, huh? Eddie? Eddie? I find this to be astounding. I know. This is the craziest response you've ever gotten to a show.

People have flipped out. They've tried, they've called your job, tried to get you fired. Correct. They have done everything in the world. But this fucking sad sack goes to the internet. It does a mopey video. It's a fucking potato to teach you a goddamn lesson. I think he's a bitch.

What is happening? Have you ever seen anyone milk a potato before? I'm gonna do it right now. So much so that it, well, listening to the original, who are these podcasts episode about Mom and Swipe's Left, I was thankful was over. And thankful that I didn't bother listening to all three hours. Well, then they wasn't over that, sir. That is your real name, isn't that a word? This is ridiculous. Disappointed in some ways that I was forced to listen to more of you

twats. I was. Because I wasn't gonna miss mom's wife's last response. So I was kinda relieved when MSO was over too, so I wouldn't ever have to hear these guys again. Well, you're doing a shit job event. You're putting out a rebuttal video on YouTube. I don't wanna hear from these guys ever again. Whoops. Ha ha ha.

One way to get on my radar, it's a talk about me on the internet. I don't know if anyone's figured that out yet, but it's happens every time. There is no show low enough to car a little higher. Yeah, I just got just became a regular segment. I'm going to cut out this other gadget that we did with Shuley. I'm just going to put this in the fuck the wife. I want the after show every week. Yes.

Should this be a regular segment? Just this potato? Fuck it. Potato guy song parody content. That's okay. I'm there already. But you might be there. Next week I played 20 songs about this guys. The guys are strong.

You go on one YouTube show as a potato and be moped. I want to make it strong. Have you looked at the two? Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck. Cuck. It's he go back to math class. Now, is this the guy who's the doctor? I don't know. I assume he's the doctor. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don not sure if it is or not. I have to go back to math class. Now, is this the guy who's the doctor? I don't know. I assume he's probably a male nurse, because I think she's a medical. Uh, he seems like a moby male nurse. Yeah, I like to think that those are just a last thing a few people have seen.

I think it should be in the emergency room. I do this guy's one podcast got made fun of. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I would like to help you, but I'm very upset. I'm very, I'm very deeply troubled by these twats. You think flat-lining is bad. You should hear what this guy said about my wife. Something else to say. Well, no mention of me.

Well, you got what you wanted out. I can only imagine what have upset you because I stole your stick. What are you talking about? Just commenting on other people's creativity. No, you didn't steal my stick. I'm interesting. I stole from Opie and Anthony. It's a joctoberlleber bed get with it here Said I have the nerve to hide behind a potato instead of tired morning DJ tropes The nerve. I don't know if that's the right word. I have the nerve to hide behind a potato I have the nerve to let many men sleep with my wife in front of me

What is that dude? Sir Stop it. Just don't even respond to this. Just delete the videos that are up there now. Yeah. Just move on. Just walk away.

Start a new channel. Be near a corn. Do something. Just not this anymore, sir. Get converted into pringles. Yeah. Something you're just saying. Be a banana.

This is still plain. Yeah, the silence. You're right about a few things. Okay. That Jen and Carol are flawed human beings. All right, let's listen to the day it committed. Okay. In fact, that's part of what makes them awesome.

And they admit that. That's a low bar right there. You could be awesome just by admitting you're not perfect. Okay. I love that's awesome. Carl is so fucking awesome Or you can work yeah, right. I'm awesome. Or you can work on those things again better at them I don't know. I'll just turn it out there or you could just realize that everyone is a vampire trying to get you I can't they are lucky that they found each other and are chemically bound together.

I am lucky that I found them. Maybe he's not the husband. And is this guy a super fan? This could be actually even worse than I thought it was. At least the husband's like white nighting, but if you're just like a dude who pretends to be a white nighting potato, I don't know if it was anything worse than that. I like to think that if somebody did a review show of the creep off, the Tucker Dixon would

do a very similar review. I think so. Actually, Tucker was in the chat over here saying that he didn't have time when he wanted to respond to this. Who's time? I'm fortunate that I never found your show before them. Not that I would have kept listening. It's not for you.

Clearly. Our show is for people. Are Oddie's 100% people. Where does this potato get the nerve? I thought he tried to attract potatoes. I just want to point out, anybody that has to lick their lips for a minute before they speak is insane, right? This is an insane person.

It's just the medication. This person makes me dry. This person was up crying all night. You could tell. This is someone who was crying all night long. I would like to see what he tears. I would just love to see the room that this person is filled with. Oh my gosh, do you imagine? I think we're looking at it.

And, Jen and Carol, you have a fluffer. The fact that you don't recognize me as your fluffer is a little bit upsetting. Also, remember your goddamn phone number is a little bit upsetting. Also, remember your goddamn phone number is L2N1. Casey, the review girl, says that we're really roasting this potato. Oh, she'll be here, are we? Casey, can you give us a, can you tell us what type of dirt would make a potato

this stupid? Hahaha. Hahaha. Well, same time dirt cheesy, I think obviously, EL, the tuna, number one, because she got tuna coach.

Ugh. Is he talking down to me right now? And I don't want to go on too long as I played. Too late. Some should and some shouldn't, but I already have it. I don't give a shit anymore. I'm gonna hit me. I'm gonna hit me.

Jacked up! 125 views, Eddie Cobbett, six Cobbett's. Go down. Well, that's because this is a show that actually people picked up on because it's about us. They have seven subscribers. Yeah, they have seven, now they're up to eight, so that's good.

All right, so let's look at these videos. Let's look at the, the Spud here. So a normal show, we got one view, episode 31. Seven views and episode 32. One view on 33 views on 29, two views, two views. I mean, the guy is going for it. I would have probably quit. There's videos, sir. Mr. Potato Head, I want you to understand something. There are videos that you have posted about a show that has two hosts and that you made

that only have one view on them. Yeah, good boy. The host's not even watching. The watch sees. All right, let's give him an extra view on this one. This is a recap of episode 19. I want to see, oh, look at he's got like a little party hand on.

I mean, he's a lot more cheery when he's not talking about us. Let's see what this looks like. You scooped your butt over to Palm Swipes after a recap of the latest episode of Mom Swipes Left. A podcast with two middle-aged women who made it through another year by the skis getting their teeth. This is episode 19 about MSL episode 158. I'm your host. She's way behind. This week, Jen and Carol took stack of stock of the year. Not, uh, all right, he was, he was charisma. I take everything back. He's actually really entertaining. I can't leave more people aren't watching him on YouTube. I feel like this man is just like on computer time and in a asylum.

What is happening? You're gonna go be a potato again. All right, here you go. All right, Chauncey. See you again next week. This was on his wheel of consequences. All right. Oh, it's enough fun with this guy. I think we should create a character,

the WATP French fries. Just like a gallon of. And we should start a battle with this guy. We should be French fries, but I'll be vocal fries of the French fries just like a gallon him and we should start a battle with we should be French fries but I'll be vocal fries of the French fries I don't think your review was very good. They're flawed but that's what makes them awesome. They like to admit that they suck and that's why I like them. All right, let's talk about the Opie song parody contest. We have a winner, people.

We put up for a vote. I have the winner right here, ladies and gentlemen. Do it, all right. Right here. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, to the treaches today with fuck you listening to Howard started AB Schumer and fucking potato head. I know. And now we get to pick the winner of the OP Sog parody content. We already picked for us. Oh, come on.

We put it up. We put it up on our subreddit and it was very close. The winner had one more vote than the runner up. And before we get to that, I want to play a late entry from Zachary on Patreon who sent in this song. What were my friends? All my friends are dead. All my friends are dead. Get kicked in the head.

All the friends are dead. Awesome. It's actually turbo Negro. All my friends are dead, but also very nice. Really funny. Very well done. So I have been in my house for the last few weeks go to round. I'm coming out All my friends are dead to move back

And all my friends are dead. I was playing song parody on Anthony show some of the the better songs and I want I brought that I had it but what are we gonna do to stare each other for 60 seconds? Are waiting for that to happen? You would have a lot of We would have been weird, but that's the only way you look at Anthony Kubia. I'll stop. The way Stutter and John looks at course. Now, are there more than one? I know Anthony listens to the show. Thank you for retweeting me, Anthony,

that really made me happy that video of you grubbing beers on a show was pretty good. All right, so, front of the show, Chris Baldassano actually put together a parody song, it's way too long, it's almost five minutes, and he picked a song that's already been used in the song parody cat test, but let's listen to a little bit of a chowee. Don't listen today, it hasn't been funny forever. Brother man, brother man and the traffic bill Oh, and it was not very long

For his sadness car Didn't go far what in 80 yet And I can't listen to And I can't listen to Gregor speaking Shoot me in my head, I'd rather be dead What is he talking about? Talkin' about fishing, nobody's listening Stinking it's old grief, we're ant and Jimmy We're handsome Jimmy and I can't listen to Greg don't be you All right, that goes on for a little bit

Let's talk about the winners shall we yeah comment I mean yeah, all right the problem is the other one is like nobody tell old preq's wasn't that another what somebody did So the problem is is that Greg Hughes rhymes with the blues. Yeah. And it's already been used before. Certainly. I wasn't going for a funny there. All right, this is third place.

Second runner up comes in with this one. The ghosts of Vic and Calruas, they headed through the sky. Sing. Come, fail away, come, fail away away, come fail away, come fail away, only. All right, so that was, come fail away, which picked up third place in the voting. That was a masterpiece. Mr. Magenta, yeah, that was.

Everyone hates sticks, and yet everyone was like, well, I like this though. Yeah. Which is hard to deal with a song fair, to pick a song everyone hates, and then get them to like it. Speaking of that, this next one is a song everyone loves, and it came in second, and as I said, by one single vote, did it come in second.

Meet her maid, ask Tim what he's doing. Fire from his job, take pictures of Guy's poo in. He's oh, he's oh's oh won't leave his car he's oh he's oh he's oh been from gab hearts so uh oh that one came in from day from Canada strong contenders he won the first he won the first contest he's number two in this contest very good But the winner goes to you guys are having your own conversation. Why do you love me in August? So I guess nobody called on Greg Hughes.

Time on his hands should be tying a nose. Oh, that is a masterfall, I love it. That one came in from the midnight slider. He is the winner. I assume it's a he because it's good. And that one was brilliant, very well done. I guess I was, I was singing that chorus in my head the entire week. It's been problematic.

It really is. Yeah. Um, what's gonna be the next song parody contest? Cause I, I have a suggestion. What do you got? I think this should, the whole band should be the Carl song parody contest? I have a suggestion. What do you got? I think the whole band should be the Carl's. The Carl's song contest. Ooh, yeah, we can do that.

I was thinking about that. Send them to the creep off, everybody. No, I need to cure it. I'll pay cash money for the best Carl's song to the creep off. Vinnie, I said two club footed jokes is the maximum per song. You can't have three in there.

I get two upset. All right. Do you do that? Oh my God. Creep off how to gene all that come. All right. What have we done today, Vinny? We've done it all. We talked about you going to eat that crust. Great job, guys. Really funny stuff. We talked about Amy Schumer and Howard Stern, two people who cannot be funny to save their lives and aren't even trying anymore. Obviously, Stuttering John had Monique from Bear on the Belkini and I was taking that show down because he thinks that Monique was fucking with them, talking about the trolls. Thanks for Shule E. Garsh, Shalom Shulee.com to see where he's playing and check out his

show, The Shulee Show. We looked at the mom swipe left rebuttal, pom swipes after, which I'll never get that out of my hand. That's just disturbing. See, you know what that means? It's time to play a brand new game show that was made by Tucker Dixit. Yeah! Woo! Hey, everyone Tucker Dixit here with WATP's most original game show.

Woo, you rather! In this game, I give you some options and you choose which one you would rather do. So, would you rather? Podcast and Opie's car while dogs run around outside. Pick up chicks with Stut Joe as your wingman. Let Jerry Banfield be your soul money manager with complete access to all of your money savings and investments. Or watch it one hour Tom Meyer stand up special. Three, two, all right.

Oh, that's that's a tough. I don't know. There's a right edge of that. Oh, Casey, are you there? And you hear me? I can hear you. Welcome to the show Casey. Casey's going to be a Nashville with us on May 14th. I'm sorry. I'm going to bring a little bit. Died of my personality. Bring on over to Rizlo with us. All right. I'm better than I've seen it. And that's all I have going for me. That's all that is true. So I'm going to go first and I'm going to say an hour long

time, my special because I know that's in my future and I'm not looking forward to it. Nope. Hard pass, thanks. What do you think, Randy? Oh, I'm going, I'm going pussy hunting with Stuttering John. All right. Wingman for Stuttering John. Oh, God, yeah. That would be the photos of tonight in my fucking life.

Oh, wait, this is, this is, would you rather? This is what you would do? I've already confused about this game. There's like four options. Yeah, talking to us and what the fuck he's doing. He's the worst. For his address? No, if I had to pick one of those things to do,

oh, I would go out all night and try to like, hey, if you bet my friend, Sean, you just have to watch the look at women's faces. Nope, I smelled it from across the way. I feel like we've been intimate together. He's had a rough couple of years. Maybe he could be nice to him. He'll buy you a course.

No, he won't. Hey, he just got him in his car ready to go. It's his neck to pay at the bar. Producer Chris, he's got kids, a course in his sleeve. Just go say hello. It's like squiter band with course. Yeah, right. The cool is like a Tom Myers is going to be easy.

It's just a couple or so. I'm going to go. Okay. That's easy. What do you say Casey? Yeah, I would definitely go a Tom Myers is going to be that easy as to accomplish so I'm gonna go. Okay. That's easy. Uh, what do you say Casey? Yeah, I would definitely go with Tom Myers. Let's I can make that work One the correct answer is fly to Greenland. Oh There you go for this week's You know I hate to out I hate Well next time you do a game. Well, next time you do a game, try having a point, Tucker. Yeah, so fly to Greenland is a euphemism for committing suicide.

Yeah, according to D. Masterson. Yeah. Alright, let's get to the real game. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? Let me pause. Is everyone ready to play? But are you ready to play? I guess producer Chris. Yes. Casey. Absolutely. All right. We're all ready to play. Thank you for asking though, Cardiff. I'm

glad he makes sure we're all ready to play to catch a dabbler. Her phone sounds muffled. Are you calling us from like a ditch or something? Where are you? No, I'm in my room. I'm not using a phone. I'm using a microphone. She just sounds way better than usual. OK.

Whatever you're doing, Casey, you're doing it right for once. Amazing. Who would I want to play me in a biopic? Well, I would have to be somebody that looks somewhat like me. So I guess, oh boy. I guess that potato guy from you too. Too much.

Oh, God. What did John say? You know, if I worked off her a couple of years, leading up to it, it would be viable. I still have that potato pulled up. I can't stop looking at it. It's so disturbing. If somebody's asking me this seriously, who is the actor that I think could play John?

Yeah. They like do it masterfully enough that it would be a good movie. Only one guy. John Fevro. He's got the body type. He's got the same type of hat and he's a great actor and he would see the humor in how terrible John is. And he does a whole movie about striking out with girls so it'd be believable. Absolutely, Swickers too. All right, let's do next. Here are your choices. Number one, Number one, Marky Mark Wahlberg. B, producer Chris, three Brad Pitt, D, Aquaman. Five. Keanu Reeves. Finally. Robert Downey Jr.

Maybe Robert Downey Jr. would make sense. I'm worth Downey Jr. But one of those options. I'm gonna say it's Brad Pitt. I could see Sennarine John saying that and then be like, I'm so handsome. I'm gonna say Brad Pitt. I could see Senator John saying that and then be like I'm so handsome. I get also kind of here. We're going who's that guy who plays aquaman. Yeah, you're right Say I'm gonna go aquaman

Just cuz it sounds dumbest No, the guy from a garage you plays aquaman. Who do you got producer Cress? No reeps, okay, so he's probably gonna say Brad Pitt because that does sound like the obvious thing, but I'm gonna go with Aquaman for the fun of it! Alright, sounds good, Casey. I'm gonna go with Robert Downey Jr. I don't know why. He's Iron Man, and I'm aluminum can-man.

All of those are just, like, unbelievable to me, but... I built the suit on an empty.. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha To cash, a dabbler. Who would I want to play me in a biopic? Well, I'd have to be somebody that looks somewhat like me, so I guess... ...Bred Pitt. Yes! Be sure to come back next week to find out if you are man enough to cash. You know who's man enough to catch a devler?

This guy, yeah. This guy, yeah. Yeah. Too bad. Too bad with those feet. You couldn't even catch up to a jogger. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. To catch an infant.

To catch an infant. Stutter and John is like reverse body dysmorphia where he thinks he looks better than he does. Isn't that bizarre? Cause he looks way worse. And he was never ill. He was never ill. Look at it. Oh, I should mention. No.

Thanks for reminding me. I should mention that I just did a show with Tony from Hack the Movies. I went down to Philadelphia this week, met up with Tony and Doug from Good Times Great Movies. And that's going to be up on YouTube on Monday afternoon. You can check that out. We did a whole episode on private parts. Good eggs for both of them.

I know it was really actually a lot of fun doing a show with those guys. It got to meet that Justin kid that I goofed on unrewentlessly, underwear these podcast, that was fun. I'm like, oh, hey, it's you. And then also, Tony and I sat down and watched one too many and we did a whole audio commentary that'll be up on our Patreon. How many times have you seen that movie now?

Twice. That was my second time, it's not. Too many times. How long that movie now? Twice. That was my second time. It's not. Too many times. How long is it? Way too long. It goes on and on. It's one of those movies that ends in the second act and you're like, why is this still going?

So anything shut Apertile has done in the last 15 years. It's so poorly written though, because you're like, okay, we've accomplished everything. We need to accomplish. What else do we do? I don't want to give anything away. It sucks. It's really bad.

It's one of the world's best movies to get the girl. Yeah, I don't want to give anything away. It sucks. It's really bad. It's one of the world's best. It doesn't get the girl. I don't want to give it. He's more spoilers. But if you check out our Patreon and I want to thank Hack the Movies and Sit-A-Massacre for having us in their studios and letting us hang out, that was really cool. Tony was great. And of course, I did the Wetspot with Chrissy Mayer on Monday and the Anthony Kumia show on Monday.

So those are worth checking out to compoundmedia.com. Yeah, awesome. You don't show you didn't do on Monday. I did. I did. Oh, asshole. Yeah, and I heard you would way better than usual. No, I'll throw a plug out the great Dick Masterson came a dead episode 108 of the creep off

without Carl Dick Masterson, AKA a pretty good substitute. Oh my God, it was so nice to have someone who gave me a little something. You know Chris, like when you do a show with somebody and they just give you nothing. Yes. Yeah, buddy, I know you know. There was a lot of fake laughter going on to that show, I agree, Vitty,

but that was very nice of you. Yeah, I tried to laugh. I'm not scream laughing. All right, Vinny, thanks for coming out. Anything you want to plug the creep off? Yeah, just the creep off these days. Okay. Do Vinny likes wrestling anymore? Yeah.

Yeah, episode four is coming out soon. Sweet. I said that the last time I was there. You did, I was gonna say it. Yeah, remember that. I gotta tell you, I'm so stunned by what's happening in the world of wrestling. I have no words right now.

It's really annoying. Interesting. Oh, sad. Oh, sad. Oh, sad. Shut up, Casey. I hate for you to be sad. It's because the guy who started AEW went to WWE to share your whole world.

No, that's amazing. That's an amazing thing. And I could probably do a rant on it right now, but I will not. All right, I didn't mean for you to start that because we're one of the late today. Casey, I know. We're not going to be able to do your plugs today, for a lot of time. Please join us again. Oh, I did the teaser.

Set the teaser. Hold on. Here's Casey's book by dirt. By dirt, you get it back. That's it. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is a clip of the show. We'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P. Hi, everyone. So today I have Dr. Emily Moore.

She's a sex therapist author. TV personality has a master class radio show and a podcast called Sex with Emily. Welcome. So good to be here with you, Violet. She is a reoccurring. Wow. You know what? It's fine because I'm not perfect.

So you're a sex worker. I'm so not perfect. So now You know what, it's fine, because I'm not perfect. So you're sick. I'm not perfect. I'm so not perfect. So now I can just admit it. This is a show called Almost Adulting Podcast. You know what though? They admit that they're not perfect. Show must be awesome. It's awesome.

Awesome show. This comes in from the great Missy B suggested this in the show suggestion channel of our Discord. I got to hang out with Missy this past week, which was a lot of fun. That was a good time in New York with everybody. And we'll be checking out almost adulting an episode called Life's Too Short for Bad Sex

with Emily Morse. We're already dreading that. Let's just talk about the potato. Let's just do that. That was the worst thing I've ever heard. Yeah, it's gonna be bad. All right. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once for all Hurti's podcast. Sleep well, everybody. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. From the Facebook group, Dave proclaims one of the best Anthony Kumia shows was Monday. Awesome. Ed says, I agree. I think Ed should have a weekly segment with Carl. Maybe a half hour to give updates on SJ, OB and others. He has Gavin in every Wednesday. I think a half or full hour with Carl would be fun. Any time they make fun of Stuttering John and OB is an awesome time. From our YouTube channel, we get comments regarding the latest video with Stuttering John and Grillo. Jay writes, you guys nailed it. Grillo is definitely more witty, more entertaining, and more talented than John, and that ain't saying much. John waxes poetic with, the only reason I watch this show is because

the SJ podcast. I can't wait to see what WATP do to it. Vito von Hamburger, my favorite part of that lecture on his beer on the balcony, is that he didn't even have the right green screen image up. Steve notes, Stutt Joe said, Strictly prohibit. Mensa indeed. Joe riffs, I went to college with John's daughter. She studied when you were abroad and the rest as a dude. Christopher, howard always told Grillo and John they were both untalented. Well I guess they showed him. Be Ruiz.

I swear, if John didn't react the way he does to everything, this wouldn't be anywhere near as fun. I even actually enjoy going on the Daabler's Anonymous subreddit, and I despise Reddit. And from Reddit, one zookeeper game asks, New listener, what's Carl's best of? Merconium Jones. Episode 237, the last ever music special. Trust me. Krogerfan 88 piles on with,

Don't forget Episode 97. W-A-T-P admits defeat. Classic. Bizarro George. Now that's just cold blooded. Fobofobia. I would recommend listening from the newest episode going backwards. Turbo 7049 warns, be careful of the rabbit hole you're about to go down.

That'll not with monsters, less yee be cummer monster. And if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. And first turnip plays us out with... That's fascinating. Please go on All right Casey we're running along. I know it's Easter Everyone's got to find some eggs. Yeah, some eggs to grow. They got to go look for some eggs Actually, that's true. You do have chickens on your property, right? Yeah, I end up.

All right, I'm cares. Lots of eggs. Got any review. Got any reviews for us. You so much. Yeah, I do. Did you have reviews last week? Probably.

No, I don't know. No, actually, we didn't have any reviews last week. Okay. I have a couple for you. All right, first one. The show is terrible. Can't believe these guys just sit around and critique shows. And this is a show, Cisco and Ebert, they aren't. Wait a second.

Was the user potato guy from YouTube? They're no cheat shall it. I'm going to guess that's a one star review. That's a five star review. Yeah, all right, my bad. And I have advice for this guy and everyone else leaving reviews. Don't put five stars in your review title. The sky just has that said five stars in the review title.

I'm not going to read that. Don't put it. No, you can put five stars. That's title. I'm not gonna read that don't put it No, you can put five stars. That's okay. I'm okay with that Give it away. All right. Well, you don't have to We're in Casey's making the fucking rules now. Here's how to review the ATP Court of the Casey I don't want the I don't want these these fragile men with their toxic masculinity Wasting any energy typing out extorts listen Casey. I'm gonna need you in a meeting Monday morning. We're gonna have to discuss this because these are not rules that I made up

and wear that thing that we like. Ha ha ha ha, nothing. All right, keep going. Maybe brush off some of that dirt. I'll try my best for no promises. I got. Okay, met by the sweaty pope. There's a way to do this sort of show

that is funny and interesting. This show hasn't found it though. That might be true. Still looking. That's pretty good. Is that a one star? If it is. Way to go, Carl.

I don't know why they're congratulating me for getting a one star review. You guessed it right. It's okay. All right, talent was hacks. A bunch of clerks reject Gen Xers, writing the co-tails of talk radio giants and podcasting stars led by a host that sounds like he has too many teeth. I'd rather listen to a Ween fan and a pizza American. Talk about serial killers and this garbage. Should we be the Ween fan and pizza American show? It's not bad. I'm a pizza American. Oh, I'm the Ween fan.

All right, never mind. Yeah. I was like, I like pizza. So that's good. Not as much as one or all. Come on, Laurel. All right. So that's a five star. That's correct. Very good. Not as much as the room. Come on, Laurel. All right. So that's a five star.

That's correct. Very good. All right, let's go two more because some of these are just amazing. All right, yeah, let's do it. Horrible by Proud Republican. There is a money drinking the air on the ceiling and eating my stove oven. Turkey is don't like to shine shoes on an F-150 nor poop on a grooming table made of bananas from Suttering John Crence's PayPal link. What? What just happened? What's going on? Did you remember how you edited that one?

Yeah, I remember you didn't read the one that was stupid. Yeah. And you did read that one. I needed it. I had to read it. Y'all need to read it too. Okay. Did I have five star? It is a five star. Oh, it's really. I thought it was really well. It's very funny. I can't. Yeah, he's great. I like bananas. Yeah, really good. All right. It's a great job. Yep. Okay. That's one five stars. It's so easy to win me over. It's amazing. Yeah. All right. The state of California versus Carl Hamburger. You know, Carl, I don't know what your problem is.

These podcasts barely know you, but they were always friendly to you. But then you go and trash them for no reason. So Carl, let me tell you something. I know some things. I have spies, Carl. I have spoken with my attorney friend, the great tell you something. I know some things. I've spies, Carl. I've spoken with my attorney friend, the great Michael Pup-Pup-Pup-Pup-Pup-Pup, and give it to him the dirt my spies dug up on you.

There's a lawsuit coming down the pike, my friend. Don't you ever talk about my kids, they're minors. All right. I five star review, I think. That's correct. Well, thank you, John, for giving us a five star review. I appreciate it. Let's do Do it to great job, Betty. Thank you. It's a great job. I like getting interrupted on my own show with drafts now I know how it feels

I know how it feels It's run through these voicemails quickly because I have places to go Really boring I Thanks to you. I wish I had said that. All right. Here is a theory on Southern John inviting violence at his shows. You know, John's going always going like,

you want to come up to me, come to one of my shows. And come up on that and stay with me. Seems like a bad idea, in my opinion. I'll do it. Hey, Carl, I think you missed John's thought process there when he was inviting someone to a show to come up on stage and slap him. See, he thinks in his mind, there's no difference between him and Chris Rock and talent. And there's no difference between him doing an open mic at the chuckle flock and Chris

Rock doing the intros at the m's are at the gram whatever what it was so in his mind some random fuck with coming up and punching them on stage doing an open mic is the same and he'd get all the same press that chris rock is getting right now alright i mean i think he's thinking through that much to be honest with the i'm not sure the chuckle fuck would book him

But whatever he's gonna headline the chuckle fuck maybe feature There is something missing from Stuttering John's thought process though. It's a thoughts I'm sorry did something happen with Chris Ross No, no nothing's ever with Chris no, okay. I see what you did there. See Casey, so out of that. She'll know what's going on in pop culture. Do you guys remember the thing that we played last week where Trey Peacock was at a video store?

Oh, yeah. And then he was Frankie and then Gilbert was gonna show him to this room where there was like anal sex going on and Try one of like a sock for his ejaculate Then what a tour of Casey's house this person gave us a pretty good idea with that Carl when will you have on your merchandise store ejaculate catchers. They're just gonna be crew sucks with the WATP logo, print it on the top, but we're only gonna use them for jerking off into them.

I expect to see them on the store by the end of the month to go fuck yourself. That's a really good idea. It is. I'm surprised you didn't steal her Dallas anonymous shirts idea yet. I know I'm gonna do that too. But Father's Day is coming up,

and you should get your father W-A-T-P What the fuck is our who are these podcasts just coming to Dan? All right, I don't know anything else dad All you need to know is it gets the job done all right this next voicemail made me very happy last night when I heard it Yeah, he coming to Nashville. I'm very excited. Do do do do do do do do do well and he worked in Cracker job. That was cool. You know, the term one trick pony gets thrown around very easily these days, but this bad friend is guy is so much more than justice catch for now that's actually all he is. It's just his catch for. It's all he needs to be. Oh, the cow photographer. VIXX boyfriend. This is getting a little bit weird. I'm going to be honest with you. He texts me a lot. The cow photographer does. Yeah. He thinks he's going to fuck all our

review girls. I don't even fuck our view. Yeah, he thinks it's gonna fuck all our review girls Wait, we'll get any of the review girls Carl that was the joke High school sweetheart the list goes Alright, all right All the people that Carl doesn't fuck. Someone just shoved a feather and Bitty's pants he got real excited. What were you saying there, Casey? He's actually about like, plants and food.

Like, it's nothing interesting. Hmm, alright, well. It's very boring actually. It's not like he's hitting on you, but what do I have? Yeah, he's not doing a good job. Because he's not a girl. Casey that's right be a cow. I've seen her as a chicken But could she be a cow no she doesn't have enough meat on her there's only one way to find out Don't just say no, she's real let's get her

Get her in the bikini get her in the bikini first and then we'll find out okay Hey, Carl's with cow photographer. I just found out Mr. Vic has a mustache. I have a mustache. I think Mr. Vic is trying to be more like me. I bet mine's even better too. I haven't looked at the Instagram. So we'll find out in Nashville who's got the better mustache. Go fuck yourself. This is getting weird. He's like I used to have a milk mustache. Yeah. And now he does. I get it.

Guys, on Monday, we got a phone call from Gilbert Godfried. Now, I didn't even know he listened to the show. And it sucks because obviously he's passed away now. And he's such a great talent. But this is interesting. He called in. Hey Carl, this is Gilbert Godfrey. I'm just calling to let you know

that I have some very important information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Give me a call back. I didn't get to touch it, Dive. Carl, I know I really dropped the ball on that one. Oh, no. Fortunately, a different Gilbert Godfried called us. So we have this going on.

Hey, Carl, it's me, Gilbert Godfried, Colin from hell. I just wanted to give you some advice that my good friend, Bob Sagitt has given to me here while we're being tortured for the erective eternity. Don't take the Pfizer, the fat ID, actually, so anyway, don't call me back, because I'm in hell. Out, they're hard. Am I still on YouTube?

Are we still on YouTube? Okay, wow, this about, this about. Well, everybody's got a Gilbert, huh? Everyone can do a Gilbert. Yeah, it's like a Jack Nicholson. It's like a Schwarzenegger. Everyone's got one. This is for us, Vinnie. All right, this is for whatever show you guys are doing nowadays, whether it's W-A-P-P or creep off. Either way, first off, rest in peace, and peace Gilbert second of all I've been

listening to back catalogs for a long time I can't believe anybody hasn't pointed out the fact that you Carl look like a less creepy Nick Crowell and you Vinnie you look like a fatter less attractive version of what's this face to do down the late night show James Gordon, I think, some stupid Englishman, whatever. Anyways, yeah, so that's me. So don't play it. I don't give a fuck.

Fuck you. Love you. Call me back. Hi. People do confuse to ask me about James Gordon. That happened to us in Chicago. We were hanging out with Dick Matthewsson. Oh, that's right. Hey, people do confuse to ask me about James Gordon. That happened to us in Chicago. We were hanging out with Dick Matthews.

Oh, that's right. We were thinking. The guy goes, you like James Gordon? And it goes, oh no, you're thinking of a famous comedian. That's not happened. That right. And I said, which was really fun. You're right, so it's not me.

You really threw him off with that one. That guy, he was a whole brain. That guy went running away from us. We were under an umbrella with this guy. He hung out with us for like 30 seconds. He's like, all right, I gotta go. All these people are assholes. Yeah.

Dick was just sitting going, I'll women belong in jail. I'm on acid. I'll women belong in jail. Yeah. It's a fun day. That's a really good impression. Yeah, it's fun.

I have a real fucking medic. All right, let's get through these Paco call back in Paco This is how Carl is the Paco. He's got to send the shout out to Carter electric That fools crazy dude. You know, say he's down I Let me do I think Paco did Carter's electric show. I wouldn't know because no one's ever listened to the car of electric show But if you were to listen to it, I think you could hear Paco listen to the car of a trick show. But if you were to listen to it, I think you could hear. Hey, Carl, this is Joe left a voice now. I'll tell you when compound media did pretty good.

I was just wondering if you're gonna start using the N word more now. No! So what happens? I've got money. He uses a plenty already. I think it's a I mean, Gino Bisconti speaking up using the ad word. I won't get him of uses of plenty already. I did get to meet Gina Biscanti speaking of music the ad-word. I won't get him back on the show someday soon, for sure. He's a fun guy. It was funny when I was on the show with Anthony. We were talking about Peola and whatever,

and I happened to mention that the isotopes played on WXXI over 10 years ago, but it's because of a grant, because of the Peola scandal. make a wish thing. It was exactly Exactly, that's what it was. So someone's calling in about that Tell it up next to WXSI by court order. It's the isotope legally mandated court order fun time only on WXSI It's so true because it really was court ordered.

They had local bands on this show. All right. What the isotops do in a DJ was like before you set it all your calls and letters, there are no lyrics to this song. You're not with the audio's that screwed up. Trust us. No one's supposed to sound like.

Enjoy the half songs of the isotops. All right. I just had a state face. Oh, I just kept sticking. I think we've done enough here. KT, thanks for joining us. I know you have to go cook a meal for your husband. That's right, even though I have a job,

I still cook me a meal for my husband. It's not hard to do. Even in 2020, women still know how to cook. That fucking guy eats anything. You actually be surprised he's kind of picky. All right. Well, we'll see you in Nashville and hopefully we'll talk to you again before that.

Yeah, we're staying with Mr. and Mrs. Tucker Dixon. Sound down your phone. There's a Mrs. Tucker Dixon. What does he look like? Oh, I'm Mr. Tucker Dixon. What do you mean we're stuckers? He'll be right out. Hold on.

Let's just run to the room. Fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's right. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Are we done here? I think we are.

Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over.