Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep309 - Fly on the Wall

Episode Date: May 1, 2022

Dana Carvey and David Spade are hosting a new podcast about Lorne Michaels. They bring on guests who all do a Lorne Michaels impression. If you watched all three Austin Powers movies and thought, "I need more Doctor Evil" then this is the show for you! This week Cros drops by as we discuss the misery that is having Mike Myers as a guest. Then we get an update on the women who inspired the potato show, find out what Patty C Cups thinks about his new headphones, learn more about Stuttering John's totally real and not made up lawsuit, and finally learn about TikTok from Opie and Jackie the Jokeman. Get tickets to the Shuli Egar, Vinnie Paulino, and Vic stand-up show - whoarethesecomics.com  We're live in Nashville on May 14th, get tickets: https://bit.ly/watp-nashville Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Centering John's leaked standup, Vinnie came over here yesterday. I've never laughed so hard. I do, I thought we were gonna fly through it. You two, it's over two hours. It's surgically dissecting his jokes. It was unfucking believable. What was I thought it would be?

If you're not subscribing and listening to this, you were a fucking mess in our man. This was unreal. Thank you, Krause. I do appreciate that. That was a lot of fun yesterday. Few of the things really took me by surprise and I had to listen to it, yeah.

It's like, oh, this isn't his act. Oh no. Wow. Even if you listen to this show every week, it's worse than you could imagine. Yeah, right. Cause I was surprised. Yeah, somehow he got worse.

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to that comedy show that we're gonna do the evening of May 14th at Redo the Podcast. That's gonna be a fun, fun day. Yeah. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and Apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section. Hopefully we have some review girls on later to read those. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called Fly on the Wall.

This was a suggestion from Ryan Rebalkin. We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Data Carvy and David Spade to Saturday Night Live alums, yucking it up with some of their friends who are also on Saturday Live or hosted Saturday Night Live.

And this is a wildly successful and popular podcast. It's really high up at the charts. It might be the biggest podcast in the world right now. Which is baffling to me. It's surprising. I think people really pine for when Asinal was decent. Yeah. You know, they want to, oh, remember when the gap girls skit,

like how many times a team's paid to bring up the gap girls skit? Like, like, oh, game's cute. I mean, compared to what they're doing today, yeah, it's the most brilliant comedy ever made, but it's a little bit, it was a lot of nostalgia going on. Oh, so much member one. Yeah.

Oh, you member one, you member, you guys member one? Oh, that was so good. There's a lot of that. I'm going to start off if you don't mind. Please do. With the first thing that I heard when I was listening, and that would be an ad read. Oh.

And these guys are both comedians, professionally. And so you can only imagine what the ad living is gonna be like during this ad read for AutoZone. Top notch, I'm sure. Hmm. I like AutoZone, you know, cause I love the Twilight Zone. And I like any kind of zone is fun. Listen, go.

This week with AutoZone, Dana, I gotta tell you. Dana Curry literally did the chip thing. He's like, I, here's a joke. That's like, it's my lifestyle. Now you go. Do you have a zone joke? What's your zone joke? So David Spade and to his credit,

a lot of times Dana will take things in a direction where he wants to do impressions and he wants to do his bits and stuff. And David Spade typically gives him nothing. Yeah. Typically, we just go, all right, and then we'll move things on. But in this scenario, he decides to get in on the action with some of the humor that's going on

with this auto zone read. Just make sure you change your oil and your filter. Don't scrimp, you know what you go, oh, I think my filters are so good. We know it's pitch black. They're like, well, you have seven of them. I rarely filter my Instagram photos. Okay, for best results go to Go with full synthetic oil

So the word filter is how we connected those two dots So you know, I filter your car is important on Instagram That's also a filter. Yeah, wow It's like if Robin Williams had a podcast, now you know what that would sound like. Yeah. And oil rhymes with foil and that's silver. Get it?

Oh my gosh, what are you wearing? A tin foil hat over there. What? Look at these salads a little bit. Sainty. Like Alex Jones, everybody, that's why I get it. Coach, do you have a clip on here that maybe sums up the show for you or something you want to dive into?

I do. I was only able to choke down one episode and believe it, even that was a fucking chore. But this, this show opened up with just the two hosts, it's kind of trading back some zingers, you know what I mean? What you know? Like comedians do. Sure. Um, and if there's one thing I learned from listening to Vinny talk about, Suttering John, my number one always tell the same joke twice. Did you hear about the mom and the dad who found out their 10-year-old boy was visiting SNM websites? No, I did not. And the mom said, what are we going to do?

And the dad said, well, we can't spank him. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha That's nice. That's nice. That's good. I do that as Obama in my standup. Here's where the mom and the dad and found out their 10-year-old boy was visiting us in their websites. The mom said, what are we going to do? The dad said, well, we can't spank them. Come on, Michelle. Come on, Michelle. Michelle, no.

You could have just said you'd do that as Obama. We get it. Yeah. We know. Yeah. That's a bomb. Again, that was show opening. Yeah. You know.

So, Dana Carvey has this move, where as they're having a normal conversation, tell recalling stories or talking about different things, he'll just like throw in a celebrity's name, and shoehorn it in, and then, I don't know, 10 seconds later, seven seconds later, he's doing that impression. Yeah.

So that was his idea all along. I put together a quick super cut of just the names that he throws in randomly. And this is just a small example. Johnny Carson, Henry Winkler, Al Frankenconer, Andy Sandberg, Seth Myersy Days. My treatment was Jason Sadekis, Devin Ru, Dennis Wil Tape, Fred Omerson, Mr. Milos Foreman. He dropped! It's kind of the formula of the show. Yeah.

And I have to say, I like David Spade a lot. I think he's very quick. He's funny. He does a good job on this. Dana Carvey, it's almost like he's one of those guys where if he would have just stopped in 95, we'd all be like, man, what a brilliant comedian. Holy cow, was there ever a better cast member? I said, no, I don't know.

Top five, you know? But now, the time is passed and he comes back and he doesn't that's like, oh, okay, well, I guess, I guess I just like, church lady a little too much. Yeah, and I came into this thinking I was a Dana Carvey fan. Yeah, that's right. But, you know, from remembering in and like George H.W. Bush

Tate, you know? It wouldn't be prudent, you know, that joke. Yeah, and like, and your parents and like, you know what I mean? You'd hear other people doing that all the time, a shit back in the day. But like, he reminded me of when Gilbert, and this is obscure, when Gilbert would do the impression of the 70 year old Groucho Mark just telling long-winded stories

that go nowhere, just like Grandpa Simpson and fucking non-sec orders, but they never end. And like that's Dana Carvee now. He's not really with it. So I had listened to an episode where he had Mike Myers on and I'm like, oh man, these guys, they had some shit over the decades and all this. This was their opening conversation, my number two,

this is like the hot hot gossip they get into. I don't know what everyone knows, but it is interesting. I felt kind of ambison away of your roots of having two parents from Liverpool. And you're sort of like a, you're probably at cousins who knew the Beatles or whatever. I mean, that is very interesting. Yes, you did.

I did. I knew it. Yeah, I had a cousin who knew Aunt Mimi. Oh, really? Wow. Yeah, wow. And you'll notice that story about Mike Meier's life was mostly Dana talking? Yeah, of course.

And they kind of, I've, I've, listen to some of the more recent episodes, like Bill Hader and Tim Meadows. And I think they've gotten so much feedback that they're really acutely aware now of what's wrong with the show and some of the issues with their dynamics because they even like address it. That's all we do.

It's talk over each other. Yeah. There's a lot of them interrupting each other and talking over each other because everyone wants to be the witty person and get out the quick joke. And actually, Sarah Silverman of all people is uncomfortable with us because

she's on a podcast with two people just interrupting each other and she finds that off-putting as most people would. So, but Sarah, I got a question. When you go up sometimes Dana, she brings a, um, that might be an issue for you to lead it. What I do. You did interrupt Dana. I did, but I thought he was finished with his...

We like to interrupt each other. We feel it's a good energy. Okay. Good energy. It's not good energy to interrupt each other. It's really bad. It's bad form. It's not fun to listen to.

It's weird. It's awkward. It puts the guest kind of off-kilter a little bit. None of that is good. And because I did listen to Sarah Silverman and I could not clip anything because it was so boring. Yeah. I mean, Sarah really is just giving up on trying to be funny.

Yeah. And she used to be so funny and it's really too bad. But this is just a quick example of Sarah, they're talking about having a notebook with you and writing down your jokes. You're working out new jokes. Maybe you pull the notebook up with you on stage. And this is how bad Sarah's brain has broken by the year 2022.

But I do concede that having a notebook gets you a lot of because they feel like you're working on stuff that it has, the jokes have a feeling of immediacy that give them a lot more credit for the audience. Mm-hmm, yeah. So there's something like, oh yeah, I'm looking at my notebook but I do know this works, you know. Yeah, like it's so it. Finally, Dave was like, okay, it's over. I wrote this down, Kross, let me read to you

what Sarah Silverman just told us. But I do concede that having a notebook gets you a lot of, because they feel like you're working on stuff that it has. If they have, the jokes have a feeling of immediacy that give them a lot more credit for the audience when it's something like, oh yeah, I'm gonna get my notebook, but I do know this works, you know, you know, like it, so it, wow, I put that in the software

because I couldn't do that myself. I'm like, I don't know why she does sad, maybe this thing was spitting out for me. That makes no sense. Good job. And yeah, you could do that like seven words. I use a notebook so the audience thinks they're fresh. Yeah, right.

Yeah, I mean, that's the most important. Or a lot of times I get bigger laughs from something out of the notebook because they know that it's something new that I'm working on, you know. Like, you know what, go, a sentence. Yeah. This is what she could have used to get a point across. Which is why I use, I always use cord and lear sheets when I perform. I hate for the audience to think

I've actually memorized anything. I've noticed that. I would hate them to go off thing like, oh, he actually knows his song. Nope. Nope. Not even. This guy's not rehearsing. Is he? Okay. Good. He's not. Okay. It's confirmed. He has not rehearsed any of these songs. Very good. All right. What else you pick up on here, Crush? Man, let's talk about fucking Dana Carvey. So here's a short one. Number four, they're talking about the Beatles documentary. And for like, one of only three or four times in this hour and a half, David Spade actually said something.

And then Dana Carvey swings in with a joke that's so funny, he cracks himself up. It was so remarkable. And I just got to it, guys. I was just watching when I in the other rooms for a guy and, uh, what's I do? Big monkeys fan. I didn't know you were a beetle guy.

Not much. I think it's. Beatles, I thought you like the monkeys. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, I got him so fucking funny. I can't even believe it. Grandpa Kirby was that funny in your time? Yeah, that was a startering John Lovlo Joe.

He really was. Beatles, I thought you liked the Dave Clark Five. What do you mean? Okay, let's get into how Zena asks a question. I'm sorry, just fucking go with me on these couple clips, man. So I think the question is, if I'm interpreting correctly, hey, Mike Myers, what was it like when you started SNL?

I think that's the question. You tell me if I'm right or wrong. Number five, you had your path. I had mine and I think Mike says, uh, uh, kind of a singular path because he came in. The cast was going good. Mike Myers has come in and who, you know, and then you had to come in. It wasn't Mike Myers has come in. Who? You know, and then you had to come in. It wasn't like three people came in or someone else. It was all in one.

And Mike was the first new guy after the original cast. It was like two seasons ends. And so that's kind of unique about your experience. So just explain how that felt. Because yeah, what was that like to come in without, and then you melded and did brilliant. And we were just, you know, we were like the Beatles by, you know, but at that time, it must have been strange.

It was terrifying. I hadn't seen the show in a long time because I was living in England. And I'm going to ask you a question. I want you to answer it in the following way. You know, he pretty much like mapped out how he needs to answer that question. Oh my God, it's on and the question was, what was it like your first day?

Yeah, right. I mean, really? Okay. Number six, he asked some kind of a cultural question. Like you spent time in England, what about this little turn of phrase? And who, who, maybe you know this, Mike, this is just an insert.

It always made me laugh when they'd say, you're gonna jump the pond. So the Atlantic Ocean became referred to as a pond was that from Londoners or Feels like a you know English understate. Yeah, yeah, yeah kind of what kind of question is that with the origin of this Fish and chips? Mike, my answer's all about it. Was that in the suburbs? Is it starting to say anywhere did it start? You eat fish and chips?

What's, I'm like, who coined that term specifically? Yeah, what the fuck kind of question is that? Give me the surname, please. Okay, I'm sorry, my very last one of these questions. Number seven, now this one is, I had to speed it up, but see if you can go with this. This is a one minute question i think the writer performer is kind of the most potent uh... comedian not not

all comedians were right there stuff but in your case you were just every bit as much of writer teen affair the same and and great performance what i'm interested now that we're to this section is what you brought to us and all that first year was so outside it had it all its own frequency its own sensibility i would say it's canadian british and American because you're always watching America as a kid, right?

Canada. So when you came in and I wanted to walk through some of those things you did on that first season and then finished with this part of it when we were touring and Mike and I did some dates and how hard you had landed with the audience. We were playing 3000 cedars and you'd come out and they were going crazy. So anyway, I'll be back in 10 minutes. I just wanted to lay that out there. That's a long way of saying. So you come in. The first thing I saw, I'll start it this way. So Mike comes in. He's very Canadian in the sense that he shy and sweet on assuming

what you know. And the first thing I saw you do, I think you had a suit on. You had a French accent and you were peeing yourself with some kind of, well, it was fortuitous. It was, it was, as if it was French Saturday night live. He has to Mike Myers has to shoehorn in an answer to a question that's never gonna call that's never gonna show off. Never gonna come hey I have a question for you. Nine paragraphs go by of which he's explaining hey this is what you were liking this is what your first bit was like and this is what the writers were like this is everybody we work with this is the building we were in this is what our office was like anyway wasn't't that great? Oh, but before you answer that,

let me talk a little bit more about. Yeah. Oh my God, it's unfucking bearable. So another thing they do on this show, and this is very popular in podcasting, they have a conversation about the conversation they're going to have. Yes.

And I don't know why. I don't know how it's necessary. They don't really add anything. They just say, hey, we had Bill Hader on the show. And we talked to Bill Hader about this and this. And it's like, well, yeah, I know. Oh, we'll get there. Yeah.

I'll hear all this. And this goes on for 10 minutes with them talking about it. And here's an example of why you shouldn't do that. Because Dana Carvey's got this compliment for Bill Hader. They fix this a real singer. So not only does he tell David Spade this before the show starts, but then he says it again to Bill Hader, after the show has started. Let me say this about Bill Hader.

If I was having a conversation of who was the greatest SNO cast member, if someone said Bill Hader, I wouldn't, you wouldn't slug him in the face. I wouldn't slug him in the face. I wouldn't get mad. I'd really go, huh? Put it this way, Bill. This is what I say to people. If someone said to me, Bill Hader was the greatest of all-time sketch player in SNL, I wouldn't

slug them in the face. That's really so. I would have to think. You like coming from you guys, yeah. I mean, it wasn't a great comment twice makes it even worse because it really puts the spotlight on it. Like Dana Carvey thought that was gold. And since we're talking about Dana, let's talk about funny. He is. He was remembering a time that he was hanging out with Sarah Silverman during the

40th anniversary of us. And this is just a little behind the scenes. Kind of fun. This is what it's like to hang out with Data Carvee. Sarah Silverman has a great sense of humor. I hung out with her at the 40th, at the party, the 40th head of RBC of SNL. And my running gig that night was just checking my phone and saying you're trending right now. So that was my runner back then.

You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. Wow, that's great. He'd look at his phone funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. Wow, that's great. Yeah. He'd look at his phone and be like, hey, you're trending right now. And I bet Sarah, like, probably didn't roll her eyes until we, like, walked away. Yeah. Yeah. She probably was a good enough friend to be like, oh, yeah, okay, that's pretty good.

Good stuff there. This is interesting too, because you talk about how much these two guys interrupt each other and how obnoxious that can be. Here's an intro to an episode and I have to say they're having too much fun. You know, you want to be playful on a comedy show and you want to have some fun banter. If I were giving notes, I'd say guys have less fun with that Tim Meadows everyone loves Tim Meadows Tim Meadows is an old buddy. I just immediately interrupts you Tim Meadows And old buddy at both of ours he really is I interrupted back Tim Meadows It's like tennis go ahead. I'm gonna be quiet. I'm gonna zip my trap

It's like tennis. It ahead. I'm going to be quiet. I'm going to zip my trap. It's like tennis. It's very, very boring. Yeah. It's the same shit for hours, just like tennis. It's like a sport that's embarrassing. All right. Since I got the board right now, I'll just keep going. They talk about Will Smith. And I don't know if you've heard the news, Croge, but Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. The fresh prince at the Oscars. Are you serious?

Yes. Why did anyone mention this? I know. So it's about time we get some opinions. Even Patty Seacups did an episode on this. I can't wait. And here his tape. I brought zero clips.

You're welcome. Okay, good. You could zero clips. You're welcome. Okay. Good. You can maybe summarize it for us later. So this is David Spade at your a very long rant that I have also sped up to spare us all. Yeah. And at the end of this very long rant, he gives his take on it. Well, Smith, to me, nice guy. And I think we have an image that you have to guard when you're getting the stratosphere startup, the rock Brady, like everything is already calculated, but everyone's like, say the right thing here, do the right thing. You know, they kind of have to play the world now. Like I have to guard when you're getting the stratus for your startup. The rock Brady. It's already calculated, but everyone's saying the right thing here, do the right thing. They kind of have to play the world now.

I have to keep everyone happy and be the big star. And when you deviate from that, it's a huge way. It's because people, I think in this day and age, that's going to be a really pretty awesome thing to say. It's a lot of reason. It's not a big deal for a person. And when you come out like that, do something so out of blue, out of character, you almost watch everything and go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait that kind of guy. So I would just say it'll, it'll fix itself at some point between him and rock. But that's all I have no more opinions.

What's like, Vin Diesel, I don't know. It'll fix itself is his hot take on this. Maybe you don't need to bring it up. If you don't really have anything to say, you know what, guys, that whole thing that's going on that everyone's talking about. And there's multiple episodes of every podcast talking about it. I think it'll probably just fix itself in the long run. I just want to say that sure was the thing. Did you guys all see that thing that happened? I did too. So you heard their data car be decides that he's going to bring this into like fast and the furious for some reason. And this is just another example of Dana just wanting to do movie scenes and just you heard and thanks and don't make any sense.

Vin, is that a fan in the Fast and Furious where they're going across the canyon with the car upside down and the passenger goes, was this the plan? This was always the plan. And you just wonder when we was getting out of the limo, the limo driver is pretty familiar. Hey, have a good night tonight. You know, don't punch anyone on the stage. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I mean, somebody snapped. You can always tell when somebody snapped.

That means it's not the plan. It's just like, that was not the plan. Whatever was buried underneath went, yow. Yeah. How he tied that together with a seed for fast to the furious is almost impressive. That's like autism level I'm like, yeah, I remember you that time with Vin Diesel's in the car that's flying across the canyon

They're upside down. It's just like like you know the little driver for Will Smith probably had a similar line to him Yeah, no probably not it was just like Harry Potter. Yeah So then they're talking about the Vanity Fair party after the Oscars. You have to invite only and it tells you how big of a celebrity that you are knowing what time slot you get and whether you get a plus one or not.

And Dana has a strategy for getting into this party. That's so good. There's no Dana Carvey and then you mess up your hair and slowly try and go is very good No, it's like from the movie I'd like to get by now and I'd have a little amateur stun gun for his world fans I'd like to excuse me. I'd like to get by now and then I would just shock the guy Remember that thing the somebody wrote for my character and that's what I would do in 1989 Yeah, that's what I'd be doing

Yeah, I remember it was't that hilarious, guys? That thing that was from that thing that you saw that you know me from? Yeah. So that data, Carvee says, just to piss me off, that the Grammys were awesome. He goes, yeah, you know, the Academy Awards, they had that little issue there,

but the Grammys were great. Yeah. And I don't know if you know this, but there's a guy who hosted the Grammys, named Trevor Noah, the least funny comedian in show business. And David says, okay, I'm glad you liked the Grammys, but there were no jokes at all. The jokes are kind of tepid only because you don't want to cause a national worldwide ruckus.

He's like, hey, Billy Eilish. Is Eilish really your last name? No, it probably. It's actually it's a really good name. It fits you and you're a great singer and everything's going well. Anyway, let's look at this table. I'm like, are these jokes? I think he's just giving compliments because you can't do a joke anymore. Who can't do a joke anymore? Trevor Noah? Because I would agree. I don't agree with that. But I'm not sure what he was talking about there. I don't think they really go after comedians too much. And the last clip I have in the series, so Dana, of course, enjoyed Trevor Noah. You know, he's that guy.

He's the one person in America who enjoys Trevor Noah, if it's all right. I left my ass off. I was at home. He said, hey, folks, how you doing? I don't know what the way he said it or something. I was like, it's funny. What's up? Good stuff. Good stuff. That is a good lie. I mean, I'll go that. It's not bad.

It's not bad. All right. I'll write that down. I'll, I'll, I'll value this over the, the net back to you. Well, so the, I listened to the episode with Mike Myers. And for most of it, he came off as a very tragic guy. Mike Myers. A lot of serious conversation. There's a lot of, just as a, for instance, everyone's weird about Mike Myers. He's one of the most successful comedic actors of all time. You think about the Shrek franchise.

Sure. If you think about, obviously Austin Powers, Wayne's world, so many things, but people like to focus on his failures. And I think that gets under his scale. Like, the love guru will never live down. I think the love guru was bad enough that it wiped out everything before it, you know. You know what? Like, for example, Dan Echroyd in

Candy Check 2 should have never got another acting job in his life. That should have been the end of it, right? That feels should have been like, okay, this guy sucks. But for some reason, he was able to get ghost busters after that and continue on with his career, whereas Mike Myers is just like, yeah, sorry, man, we can't get that steak off of you

from the love crew or down here. Well, he played the cat in the hat, made boner jokes for little kids, everybody loved that. Oh, God, everybody was into that. I've not seen that. So every question that they had, he would be, look, so what was it like when you started this, When you joined Second City,

when you joined us in Hollywood, be like, oh, that was right when my dad got sick. And then, oh, that was right when my dad had this terrible accident. That was right when my dad died. Like, every story tied into a family tragedy. What's happened to this dad died, Jesus. I don't want to like mock it,

but it's only get a really long illness. And it was just a very tragic thing for him and his whole family. It sounded like his entire career, he was really depressed. And it boyish. Yeah, it was quite a conversation. But save those lives.

Cause you're gonna need it when he gets into the story. My number eight is Mike Myers first story. And I was in a comedy double act with a guy named Neil Malarkey who's, you know, really, well, of of course my dad was like what's your comedy partner's name? I said Neil Malarkey and he said Well, I I guess You know Bill shenanigans wasn't available Because his name's Malarkey and It's a good sympathy laughs there. Then he goes for the story about how he had a duel with Marty

Short. Number nine, and I can't make Hazard's hails of this. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. And, um, oh yeah, I ended up in this long freeze tag with Martin Short Paul. Okay. As it was described to me is that Martin Short looked at me, I looked like I was 14, you know what I mean? And was starting to name drop, like as a way of saying, you won't know any of these people. And I matched every name drop for a name drop, you know what I mean? Okay. Got it. And so he was like, you know, I was with Stevie Spielberg at the blah, blah, blah, blah. And I said, that's when Liza Manelli came, we were on the yachts. I think he white porter recon rum.

And there's a white porter recon rum commercial that had Liza Manelli and it's been ever, and it became this, this duel, you know what I mean? Great story. Compelling and rich. And his point was like, so he was name drop in guys that I wouldn't know. So he was like Steven Spiel. Yeah. The one that everyone does. What?

Yeah, you ever got to Tom Hanks? Yeah. And this was on an improv stage. And this was like how he made his bones, you know, back in the day and all this shit. So then Dana and Mike get into the member wins. And you're not gonna fucking believe some of these stories because they don't even remember when. OK. Number 10, there was a comedy character that he used

to pitch that was based on a Dungeons & Dragons character. My character was Luther. And when I lie with the woman, she comes, I don't know why you, you know, there is much that I could tell you, you know, it's all the calm let us talk of stories of the hunt that type of Okay, and that was the point. I mean, I didn't like cut anything. I'm good. Okay, then they remember another bit Uh, number 11. This one's got a theme song though, and it's pretty fucking catchy. I'll give them that I wish they would just like talk about Like Phil Harman's characters instead. Hey Mike Myers. You're pretty good. That's not ever Phil Harman. He was really funny Mike Myers, you're pretty good. That's not my brother Phil Harman. He was really funny.

And I love that. I love that scene. Do you remember the theme? Didn't it have a song? He's middle age man. Like, go ahead. I had a whole just funny thing at my everyone. Was it middle age man?

Something something in middle age man. Middle age man. Oh, I'm close. Something something and a gut. Middle age man. And the catchphrase was you are you looking at my gut I'm working on it. I'm working on it.

Which of course is my actual thing I say. Because I have of course. I had a friend who was a great something something back somewhere glory day. Well something in the young girls like I. Yeah, young girls. Well, something in the young girls like higher. Yeah, young girls, I glory. Could you, could you sing it for us? Why don't know the melody or the lyrics, but sure. Yeah, I'll give it a go.

Why not? Yeah, tell me that joke you told in that picture in 45 years ago. And then this was their, like their big S&L story was number 12. And I don't even know the fucking point of this. Do you remember the sketch we did where we were playing celebrities

idiotically trying to advise him how to play hockey? I do, and I remember it's like, what if you made the puck out of flubba? Yeah. Flubba. Flubba. And the funny part was Phil was doing Jack Nicholson, and he always would say Wayne's moniker or nickname before

he's start to talk in rehearsal, he'd go great one. And Wayne would lose it every time. And I was pulling out my silly John Travolta from 1975 going, you know, maybe just everybody should just go right at the net, super fast, just go right at the thing. I was supposed to say that's when they had Wayne Gratsky on the show. Yeah, okay. But I don't think that would have helped. Yeah, it was a 20 minute story. They're like of all the hosts.

And that's what they focused on was Wayne Gratsky. And the taters went on and on and on. Well, Mike Myers, Canadian. So they wanted to make them feel at home. We want to talk about hockey. We can talk about hockey. Yeah, well, what would you meet him? And then what would you tell your family

and what skits did you do? And I love this clip for a whole lot of reasons, number 13. This was kind of more towards the end of the show. Well, I remember the Shanei episode. And when I saw that, I don't know. Shanei don't hide. I guess she felt that maybe we shunned her, but I was just shy and nervous. I wasn't upset about it.

There were, there's, I know a lot of Catholics, I'm very fond of them, but there were issues with that church for a while. And so I'd have, I know, being a little, I had a little bit of a point at some point. Yeah, I mean, I didn't feel like I can't have a conversation with that person. I mean, you know, just, yeah, and I would have given her a hug if I thought back in time that she was feeling that ostracized and wounded by making a political statement on their life. So anyway, this will be the thing that'll trend now. This will be the thing that'll trend.

No, Sanato Cotter is no longer a thing that we're talking about. A guy that was famous 40 years ago, a lady that was famous 40 years ago, and a thing that happened on television 40 years ago. That's what you're talking about. That's what you're talking about. And the controversial thing was, I sure had to give her a hug.

Yeah. She doesn't look like the kind of person who wants a bunch of hugs from people, by the way. How do I get your hug? But how does that escape your mouth? This will be the thing that's trending. Like, be like, she was a fucking cotton I know it was very controversial at the time. Yeah. And so these guys are remembering it as if like,

people are gonna be hearing us talking about this. It's gonna be trending on Twitter tomorrow. No. Yeah. Everyone's over at Stupend. And it's like, people are okay shitting on the Catholic church. That's my need, right?

Like that's become like, honestly, it's not kind of do that today. It'd be a standing out. I would imagine. It's not the, it's not the big deal. Blashing me at once was. Yeah, I would agree with that. I thought this was kind of do that today and be a standing out. I would have to. It's not the big deal. Blash me at once wise. Yeah, I would agree with that. I thought this was kind of interesting

because Dana Carvey, he's never really had a vehicle. They tried to do the Dana Carvey show after he left us and now. And that was supposed to be a huge, if you look at the cast and the writers, it was like, how could this fail? This is so amazing and it failed. And if you look at movies, he's done, like Master of the Skies, I think is one of them. Like those

never work out. Where Dana Carby is good is when he's a sidekick or playing some type of character in someone else's thing. And so I was wondering about the music that they picked for this podcast. about the music that they picked for this podcast. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Doesn't this sound like a little bit of a sideways ballroom blitz? Which is from Wayne's World? I feel like it's supposed to give you like that Wayne's World feel to it. Sound-like feel-like kind of thing.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Now what we haven't really talked about yet is the fact that, and I don't know how it was with, I wouldn't, I didn't listen to Mike Myers. I would imagine they talked a lot about Warren Michael since he based Dr. Evil on him. But this show is the Warren Michaels Impression Show. Like everyone comes out and does their Warren Michaels Impression, they talk about Warren Michael. It's all inside baseball. Oh yeah yeah, I'm Lauren Michaels all the time and

Here's some inside jokes for us. I do know that the first year Lauren was like this guys We got a big show tonight. Let's try to get it going And then by year five Lifetime limousine you know Paul and, which sometimes we go and we just buy socks. Really? I mean, he had a car, he had Eugenia, a driver, I mean, he was an adult. Wanna come by 88 for dinner?

Remember 88? Never underestimate the value of LaZonya. Whatever. How the fuck would anyone know what they're talking about? At a certain point in the show, I give data credit here. He wipes his up and says, Hey guys, we might want to explain to you what the fuck we're talking about. But I just want to, because we're podcasting,

just very quickly explain it to people who don't understand. Yes! Good idea. Good idea. We want to dinner with you guys in 1987. We've learned Michael's. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Someone in the discord wrote, they also do a ton of Dennis Miller. Yes, that is one of Dana Carvey's go-to's

is his Dennis Miller impression. And this one's great because it ends with such a thud. Listen to how little confidence Dana Carvey has after he does this. Come on, where do you, the false ending guy? Something. What do you the false ending guy? Something.

I'm doing the voice. So what else I can struggle to do? Is it will that work with that help? Uh, then I have one more thing on, uh, on Lauren. And, uh, this is actual audio. You won't hear this anywhere else. Of Lauren Michaels, listening to this podcast. And he wasn't actually thinking that this was gonna be recorded,

but I was able to sneak in, record it with my friend Purple, and we were able to get this on. Dana, is this never gonna work? And the answer is no. Oh, last thing I wanna play on here is this Elf-Raken impression. and the answer is no. Oh, last thing I want to play on here is, this Elf-Rankin impression, I played that Drew in Mike's show this week,

so you might have heard it, but this is possibly the worst impression Data Carve has ever done, and he worked with the guy. Like, you would think, it's one thing, you see someone on TV and you try to figure out what it is, but Elf-Rankin's the guy who's like,

sat down next to for hours on that, writing skits and stuff. I think it was Alfring and that it just observed after you hosted or something. You know, I'd be really nice to have like a really good looking cast member just as a person to put in different in different ways along with character work. But yeah, he told Blank and I that when Mike and I were like, what, what about us? What about us? The best sound, anything like him? No, no. In the episode I listened to,

they bring him up four or five different times just so they can do that, eh, thing. Yeah. And then that's it. Then they just move on to the next thing. It's very crazy. Oh, areas. I'd love to talk about the closing of the show.

Yes. So the very last like two minutes, they say goodbye to the guests. We're just back with a two-hosts And they answer an audience question My number 14 an audience member writes in with the question so red hot that I mean it it just blew the doors off the place Andrew LaPosha Hello guys

Thanks for what you're doing. I like when they say that first. You're welcome. It's so awesome. My question, who did you most want to host SNL that never got to? I'd say Tina Fey. That's my answer, everything. Who did you want to host SNL as your fucking audience question? That doesn't even count.

That doesn't even count. Go back to the well. And I at least give David Sway credit because he just answers every question with Tina Fey, no matter what the question is. And I respect that. That's a good bet. Can I guys pretty good?

Can I offer some insight into this? Because when I was a teenager, I was working at a restaurant. And my favorite thing to do was to get on the radio. I would call in to our local rock station. And I would request music just to hear myself on the radio. I would call in to our local rock station. And I would request music just to hear myself on the radio. And I always requested foreigner. And the reason why I did that, not because I like foreigner, I certainly do not. But I knew that they would be playing

foreigner at some point in that hour. And so they're like, Oh, great. This guy wants your foreigner. Foreigners are already gonna be played. So they would play me saying that. I wonder if this asshole sounded that question knowing that that's such a fucking lame question. They were, ooh, okay, yeah, look at you. This one, wow. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad.

Who the fucking possibly care about that or what are your forders? And it leads into, you're gonna, you're not gonna believe this, an impression, but it's a really unfunny impression bit number 15 I would like to have been on the show when Neil Young was the coach I would have Neil Young on church chat well our voice is sort of like a lady's voice isn't it all man you know what's really ironic is church lady I was this is what Judd Apato would help me with make an album where church lady sings Neil Young. Because I can't sing, but as church lady singing,

it sounds exactly like Neil Young. Okay, I'll show you the first Neil Young. Oh man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were. Church lady. Oh man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were. Well, isn't that special? Yeah. I have a question.

What if the church lady went to the store and bought some broccoli? There you go. What would that sound like? Oh, that sucks out. And here's the thing, that is not a funny Neil Young bit. It's not. Number 16. This is a funny Neil Young bit.

This is every Neil Young song you've ever heard. MUSIC Ted Dogline in the ditch, cigarette stoker has an edge. Secret horse with ancient vices, lucky has the lowest prices. I'm getting higher, I'm getting higher And the war Now that's how you do a Neil Young bit You just need a time machine to go back to 1996 and watch Dana Carvey when he was still funny. Or it was someone who was writing jokes for him. That's who, that's who. That possibly be fired a bit though.

Oh, I fucking hated this. This was such an awful fucking show. Well, I can't say it was awful. I've heard awful shows. It wasn't awful. It was just boring. Yeah, I found it really hard to do. I was going and it's just so people know,

I'm a professional podcast clipper. It's what I do for a living. You put a podcast in front of me, I'll find a clip, I'll find another clip, I'll put clips together, I'll put a little special effect in between. This show went out for 25 minutes and I realized I was just staring out the window.

Oh, shit, I was supposed to be pulling clips. I was having bad attention at all, just fucking drowningoling sound. Oh, two guys cracking each other up and it dropped to each other. Yeah, after an hour and a half, I had the least amount of clips. I was pulled from a show.

And then half the clips, I was like, why, I think I just took the screenshot because I knew I needed to clip something. You know what I mean? I got to clip something and you got to bring something in. Oh, I've been there. Coach, it took me so long to find Cliffs of the Show. I don't have anything else to talk about today.

Okay, folks. Yeah. Guess what? The episodes, oh wow. Hey, thanks for having me, guys. Thanks for coming over, guys. We'll be in the showroom. We'll be in the showroom at this week.

Here's a quick clip that's just kind of silly. They're talking about Tim Meadows before Tim Meadows comes on the show. And they start telling a story which again, why not just wait for Tim to get on and talk to him about it since he was involved. He and I bought a, um, motorcyle. Well, I bought a motorcycle that was Chris Farley's recently online. And I didn't know who I'm bidding against, I finally bought it and then I got a text from Tim saying, dude you just outbid me. So we're online bidding against the world. I just thought Farley's old Harley from Chicago. I remember this shoot. I'd like to have a happy cool to have my living room

or whatever. I just and then he goes, hey, I don't have anything of Chris's and I said, oh, I was bidding against you and he said, can I have it? And I said, I mean, I said, just pay me what I pay you can have it because he doesn't have anything of Chris's any some Chicago. And they were really, really tight. I love that story. What was the point of that? That's Lord. Why do they need to do that? This will be my only suggestion. There's shows a lot bigger than ours. so they're doing something right, while they did something right 30 years ago in the TV.

My suggestion would be cut out all the horse shit in the beginning, I know you gotta get your ad reads in, but cut out all that horse shit in the beginning where you guys talk to each other about what you're about to talk about. It's so unnecessary. And these shows are long. Yes.

They feel very long. Yes, they feel a lot longer, but they are objectively long. I love shows are long. Yes, they feel very long. Yes, they feel a lot longer, but they are objectively long. I love Bill Hader. I am one of the biggest Bill Hader fans around. I failed to guy. And I could not get into the show. I couldn't find it interesting. Yeah. And I wanted to and I watched Barry. I enjoy Barry. And I still I'm just like I can't, I can't follow this at all. All right, Kroge, is that enough on? Yes. Fly on the wall.

I'm crying, mercy. We like you, David. You're a funny guy. Keep it up. All right, it's time for... Bridge of the week, this one comes in from Patrick Culler. He says, found this podcast by Scrooing Through Tic-Toc

because the new thing to do now is post funny clips from your show on there. This one is called Answer the Internet on Barstool, hosted by KFC and Fidelberg, and the description is, celebrities answering the hardest questions and hypotheticals the internet has ever come up with. And because this is on TikTok, we're gonna show the video of it here.

Let me pull that up and all right, cringe on the week. This is the one food you can eat for the rest of your life. Pussing on you. Bro, you would think that the heartbeat's coming up. He's gonna say pizza What a highlight All right good stuff guys wow Patrick also said that might be one that we want to review Because as he says holy shit

All right, Kroge, you brought over some additional podcasting clips with you today. What would you like to get into? Well, should we respond to the response of the response of mom swipes left or what do we do? I think we should at least listen to it. Okay, let's hear. I think we should hear what the ladies have to say. I don't even know where we are with us at this point.

I'm lost now because then the potato guy involved in Cardiff. I'm like, I don't even know where we are with this at this point. I'm lost now because then the potato guy involved in Cardiff. I'm like, I don't even know where we're at anymore. Ever since the potato got involved, everything's weird. It's got real weird. And they bring that up. And so let's start with my number 17, because Palm is blowing up.

I know that there's some confusion about Palm swipes after. Oh, right. Exploding across the interwebs. I mean, relatively speaking, I mean from, for us, zero to one view to, you know, double digits. Is it double? Uh huh.

Yeah, actually got into the teams. It's pretty wild. Now, one thing I love about boomers on the internet and who don't know how the internet works is that they think no one else knows how the internet works either. Right, that's hilarious, it's out of the blue. They don't realize that like most of the population that they're talking to was born, was forged in this technology.

They know it inside and out. They instinctively can smell bowl. They're talking to people, now crows, what do you bid? So, my number 18, they're gonna claim that they have nothing to do with all this content that is on their YouTube channel. Okay. No, we need to clear up, this is not ours. We don't have anything to do with it, except that it's all fired by us.

We don't have anything to do with animated minis either. No, we don't. These are super fans. Except that, at least it's us on the truth. But we, I either no we don't these are super fast At least it's us on the true, but we I mean we don't make Great that no and so that It's on your fucking channel and even if you don't create it like you're not the one who physically moves the mouse and Creates the fucking videos you uploaded to your channel where no one gives a shit Yes, these folks were on our subreddit,

and they were saying all these things like, oh, I thought these ladies did a great job. And oh, I thought they were fun. Oh, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And the first one, I click on it, and it's a whole Reddit account that's just them doing that in various podcasts subreddits.

Oh, if you think that's funny, you should check out my website. They don't realize it. You're one click away from seeing everything you've ever posted out of it. That is correct. It is. And then the other one,

because somebody called them out on that, they created a brand new account. It's my art. And they're like, I created a brand new, Reddit account just to make one comment and say, oh, I thought these ladies did a great job. You guys are being real jerks. And it's like, not Carol 68.

Yeah. It's like, it's so fucking transparent Obviously you Say that it's a fan because you don't have any fans you even say zero people watch the videos There are less people watching the videos and there are on the podcast making the fucking video correct Yes, but also I just want to point out real quick that a show like yours You would never have people hang out and are subrided to fund to get now. It's come down. Sure Okay, I can see that you'll be like you guys are idiots come down to great

But mom sweats left we're not gonna have all the sudden get in a day Did with fans coming in to go you guys just don't get it their period jokes are. And this whole thing all, and we have nothing to do with any of this. They're just super fans. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Number 19, they hit us with that solid playground logic. Carl again, here's a thing. I'm starting to think that maybe Carl secretly is in love with us.

He's at the very least enamored with us, because I thought we were done with what are these podcasts. And then this week, boom, there we are again. There's my voice coming out of the radio machine. Oh wait, let's be fair. He knows you're married. So wouldn't it be true? He's probably more.

Yeah, that's true. Don't fight yourself. Wait a minute. Low below, Carol. Yeah. Good luck with that. Like and even your even your outrageous boring, even your defense is boring, everything about this is fucking boring. But number 20, we've given them something to talk about though, Krause.

And I'll give them this. They're one of the few podcasts out there who realize that talking about this is something more interesting than what they would have been talking about. Yeah. So like, well, let's talk about this guy talking about us, because that seems more interesting that our fucking lives like yeah, it is and this was the first Five of the show and then they went right back to their ass smell or whatever the fuck But yeah, no number 20 they go back to the palm right and he's adorable right little potato guy He definitely is weird

There's no question about that. He's very fascinating. So what are these podcasts, Carl and his friends spent like so much time talking about this little tiny YouTube channel with a guy who's a potato. I love it. Now I wish I could actually talk to him and I mean he's got to be jacked. Oh dude. Don't pretend it's his fucking mystery. Yeah. How do we get in touch with this guy who's videos are we uploading onto our YouTube channel? I mean, he's gonna be jacked. Oh, dude. I don't pretend it's his fucking mystery. Yeah. How is it getting touched with this guy,

who's videos are being uploaded onto our YouTube channel? A newspaper shows up on my front porch with the hands of a clock drawn on the classified section. And then I move the flower pot to the other side of the porch to let them know that I understand the message. And then I know that I'm gonna receive a USB drive in the park at that sign time with the pom swipes after video on it.

Like, it's on your fucking channel. It's on your channel. I can't fucking stress that enough. Also, there's a real good chance that whoever this guy is behind the potato will murder both of you someday. All right, that's usually how this goes. Hopefully, if there's any justice in the world.

If Carb exists. And then the reason that we had to spend a bunch of time on it is because then Cardiff Electric made a video about it and for reasons I will never understand, Carl has to play these things. I don't get it. So then number 21, and this is my last clip from this fucking shitcho of these boring ass ladies, this is the only defense that they offer that I 100% accept and believe. It was interesting to watch them try to noodle through. Is this Joel? That was fucking hilarious.

I mean, Joel doesn't even listen. I know. Like Joel would be the last human being on earth to come to your defense, to come to my tip. Right, yes. No, Joel has made it perfectly clear. Yeah. So the question was that we had is at the husband. Right. The answer is, my husband hates my fucking God. My husband would never defend me. He would never listen to the show.

He doesn't even speak to me. My husband would not be making a potato video to defend me. And you know what? I see it. I can see it. I get it. My husband hates what I talk. Of course to defend me and you know what I see it. I can see it Yeah, my husband hates what I talk of course. You're supposed to the spot cast like okay I make sense and that lady's like your husband would never defend you She's like oh you're right. He hates my fucking guts and and both of those women know why they're sitting at a table

Like oh, yeah, we can't even stand ourselves. This guy's gonna actually put up with this And I'll argue it with fucking pay the bill. I mean make this Joel. Yeah This guy sounds like he knows what he's doing. Oh my god. Let us never speak you these horrible. All right Yeah, let's show let's move on from that and let's talk about something that makes me feel a little bit more comfortable And at home on w a tp on W-A-T-P. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. It's like a war blanket, isn't it? Oh! It's so world-y.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you... I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. That is absurd. I got an email from Night Ranger. They said, thanks for improving our song. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the most recent one being from this week. Okay. And I can't believe I'm gonna say these words. That show's really going downhill. Oh no! Oh, that was his flagship show!

So, my clip 22 sums up the first eight minutes of this week's episode, and you're gonna try to say something like, crows you brought the wrong clip, but this is the right clip that sums up the first eight minutes of the show. How long is this episode? 30 issues. Oh, okay, okay. Anyways, I don't know if anybody has seen this pam and Tommy.

Docu series or whatever it is, TV show? Because I haven't. But I did see the original film that this series is based on, and we all know the old saying the book is better than the movie. And this book happened to have huge tits. One of his better lives I have to say. I agree. Now, if Andy Kaufman did this, it would be very funny.

The first eight minutes of episode six are the exact copy and pasted first eight minutes of episode four. Okay, I was gonna say I've heard this before. You sure have, because it's the exact same audio. It's the same audio. Wait, it's out of the same audio. Hold on a sec. Because right now you and I, and producer Chris,

are in the studio recording a brand new episode for this week. You're telling me, I can just grab the audio from last week or three weeks ago and put that up online, but we could be at the beach right now. But only the first eight minutes and then create all new content after that so that anybody who tunes in goes, I already heard that.

I get right. And then they delete it. And then they go on with their day. It's the worst way to do it. And your effort is completely wasted. All right, good point. I'm glad you talked me out of it. You're right, that's a bad idea.

Now I see it. And like I said, if Andy Kaufman was alive today and was making a podcast, that would be something he would do. It would just be the same thing, but then it would be like, you know what I mean? I can't remember when we talked about this, but it's so funny that he does an episode

about this TV show that he hasn't seen. It's crazy, yeah. He's in depth about it. I've never watched it. So, but, and I'm, I'm, you know, I'm like shit, do those rooms, but, and I'm, you know, I'm like, shit, do those rooms take in already? And I'm hitting the forward. I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

So, the next clip, we come back from break. Okay. All right, I'm sure a lot of you are very confused with what the fuck was happening at the beginning of this episode. Yeah. And Froz was. So am I.

This is probably recorded at separate times. Probably, seems I should know whether or not it was recorded at separate times probably Seems I should know whether or not it was recorded at different times considering I'm the one doing it All right, well, thank you for clearing that up. This is turning into like a auto zone episode Yeah, or twilight sound yeah, exactly. That was a call back. Oh It's a Christmas. Yeah, I know the call back yet. So it, to come up with a zone joke. There wasn't much of a meme on this phone. His main topic and I wish I was making this up. He saw someone litter.

It really upset him. And that was about five to ten minutes of the show. It wasn't crazy. Weird. But we did get a plug for the one minute met. Oh, which I love. It looks like I have 371 covers On my computer right now

And that's just the metal covers But look how many I posted right one minute metal guys one minute metal free styles on YouTube look how many I've posted if I have 371 You see how many I've posted? Where are the rest of them? How come I haven't posted those either? Yeah? Or haven't posted them yet? Will they ever get posted? Are they just for me? Probably a little of all that a little bit of all of that. What the hell was that? What are we even talking about? The teaser that's teaser.

That is some teaser right there. A little bit of all of that. I've got content I've never even shared with you. Will I share with you? I don't know. I'm not sure. Now, I'm giving this to him. The first thing we learned is that he doesn't know how to use

the skip button when he uses podcasts, so he's always listening to the advertisements. Yeah. Second thing is, I'm giving it to him a good Steve O'Neal impression. Third thing, his editing skills need a little work. It's no different than Steve O, and all the shit that he pushes on his podcast. I mean, every 10 minutes there's a fucking 6 minute ad for 18 different things. It's fucking annoying. Hey guys, it's Steve oh and when I think about my favorite type of underwear It's definitely me on these yeah, dude check it out use the promo code

Steve oh Right yeah, dude Especially when it's like hey man you already making money kind of easy The shit so noisy then when it goes the silence it cracks me up I I've never left a silence before but it makes me laugh now What he is doing and it's wonderful and I can't plug this enough go to YouTube go to bad brains studios Subscribe like comment. I fucking love this shit He put up a new 60 second

review and I'm gonna explain to you why it's funny because okay he puts up the 60 second review and it's it's a it's a wide screen video you know what I mean and he uses lots of text he uses lots of graphics he uses lots of clips from other things he has stuff going on over his shoulder for 60 seconds there's a lot of video information going on sure okay but YouTube isn't pushing those anymore. YouTube is pushing the shorts format, which is a vertical phone format. It's a, what do you call it?

You know, portrait style. Yeah. So, this is just a shot from phone. So, he takes his widescreen video. He slices out the middle of it. So, you're seeing a piece of the graphic, a piece of the movie clip, a little slice of the thing over his shoulder.

All the video is distorted and fucked up, and love it never fucking change Patrick Michael never fucking change number 26 let's enjoy his most recent 60 second review. Welcome again to 60 second reviews and today we're reviewing this box. It's a square box. It's a great shape for a box. You can put stuff in it. It holds things like a box should. Of course, I'm kidding. Uh, we're actually, whoops, that's

actually talking about these blue, Dio headphones, blue, Dio, right? Weird name. They are the BT five blue, Dio. I don't know why they decided to go with that name for a headphone brand. Uh, nonetheless, we have these. They're wireless. They are, they're interesting. To say the least, I always thought that I had a big head. Still do. But I put these headphones on and no problem. They actually fit over, uh, my head plus a hat.

It's very strange. I'm not going to show you no sense in the demonstration. This is simply a review. I learned more about patting C-Cups head than I learned about the head. Well, they come in the box. There you go. I got the head go. Now I learned about that. Well, they come in the box. There you go. I got that go. Now I know about that. That's stupid name. Yeah. But anyway, uh, boy, that podcast is getting rough, but that YouTube channel is fucking lit. I love it. Please keep

going, buddy. Yes. For sure. Cause he slowed down on those 60 second reviews. I feel like he was put about quite a bit for a little while there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a slow trickle, but I'm, I'm, I hoping, I'm hoping that we, with our love, with the love of the WATP community, we can get him back going again. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded.

Got me there. Yeah. He's been known to do stuff that people enjoy and abandon it immediately. So what's not pushed too hard on the 60-second review. It's maybe we should pretend that we don't care about it. And then it's not very good. Little reverse psychology for Patrick Michael.

So crazy, just might work. He'll never know. He doesn't listen to the show. He doesn't even know what my voice sounds like. Yeah. So we're fine. All right, it is that time. It's time for me to go buy some boots to shake in.

It's time to talk about the next lawsuits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah the Saturday before that. And he's talking about he's going to the Yankees game with the great Michael. And they're going to discuss this lawsuit that John is going to be bringing down the pike. Welcome to the world famous stunnering John's beer on the balcony

edition for all my patreon and youtube members. I just sent out the link to everybody. This is behind the paywall. You use it. I sue you. Copyright to stunnering john podcast. All rights are reserved. I'm seeing my attorney along with my next guest. He will be seeing him too at the Yankee game where I will have a very long conversation about issuing the proper lawsuits for those who are using content that is behind a pay wall. I ain't taking shit from these assholes and any longer. They're gonna break and break the rules on my copyright, then I'm gonna fucking take action. And that's just how it goes.

You know, I already sued freaking serious XM. I'll sue you too. This is behind a paywall. People pay for this content. Don't use it. Okay, you know who I'm talking about, Dickhead. Who could it be? Yeah, I love to take that. Well, I'm waiting really that that $300,000 house that you have. He's looking

up the value of my home now. Oh, that's a little weird. I love it. He thinks that he can suit me for my house. I guess so. He goes out already sued, series XM. John, that was thrown out with prejudice. The judge, Cratty, great guy, dismissed it with prejudice and said, this is, you do not have a suit here. And then, for some reason, in the appeals process,

the great Mike Bupac got to a stand in front of a panel of judges, who all went, what are you talking about? There's no evidence of any of this. He's like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna get to discovery. So we get to the end of this. You lost that lawsuit. You're going to lose this lawsuit.

This is a slam dunk for me. You do not understand how copyright law works at all. Everything I'm doing right now is transformative content. I'm commenting on what you said about me, and let's not forget, the Saturday John one said, he used Howard Stern, Clips from Series XM, which is behind a paywall. And it's legal, because they're talking about me.

Yeah. It's okay, they're talking about me, Royce. Hey, Groge, he's talking about me. Thanks, illegal. I'm a little kidding, why is this, can you stand about me? I wonder Pope Bach was like, what you were talking about him. Thanks illegal. I'm a little kidding. Why is this? Can you stand about me? I wonder Pope Bach was like, well, you were talking about him, warrior.

Yeah. I just love that this retards counting his chickens. He's like, oh, $300,000 a house to the Rochester, huh? All right. Yeah. There is a clause if you've dabbled in realty that you can just take someone's house. Oh, is that how that works?

Yes. And I know I've pointed this out before, but I need to say it. He has two different copyright scrolls that are going on the bottom of the screen. His, the name of his show is not capitalized properly, either one, and the one that has the copyright symbol on it doesn't have a year.

You, a copyright symbol, no date doesn't mean anything. The shit that you're putting on the screen doesn't mean anything. None of it means anything. Even if you thought it meant something, it doesn't mean anything. Yes. John, the last thing I would ever do is take your content and just put it out through my channels.

Oh God. That would be a horrible mistake on my end. People would be like, what happened? I used to enjoy this show. Now it sucks. That's not what we're doing here. I can assure you of that. Let's talk more lawsuit talk now with Grillo on the show.

Oh boy. And John's decided to start threatening me again on the same show. I've lived the time like it doesn't bother me. Like the reason why I have this freaking copyright thing, that's from my lawyer. Only like I don't care about shows goof when I mean, do it. Do it. Keep my name out there.

Keep me relevant. Do it all you want. Go for me all you want. I don't care. The thing I care about is when they play my content that's behind the pay a pay wall. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, we got to talk.

There's the law. And if you break it, then you got to own up to it. Yes, and I looked up the law about paywalls and I talked about your turn. You picked it up? And that motherfucker, he can get sued for that shit. And he can pay my loyalties. And that's what we're going to talk about at the Yenky game on Wednesday night. Because I have no problem because contrary to the to the belief of the losers. I have

plenty of cash to pay an attorney to go after you. You prick and and you know how to nature say I'm Steve. No, yeah, yeah, you have no. You know what? And it what? Yeah, it's fucking important for one guy. Yeah, no, you don't throw rocks at the B.I. Interestingly enough, I don't throw rocks at a B.I. I would never do that. That sounds like a really bad strategy. But goofing on John, I will continue to do. I'll continue to play clips from his show regardless of whether they're behind a paywall or not.

And goof at him. I love that a guy who admits he doesn't shower daily is talking about his work ethic when it comes to getting... Oh yeah, watch out for this guy. I'm so tenacious. I've never once picked up a broom. I don't even shower or shave or anything, but I can get shit done and I'm coming for you. I have three cats and I haven't changed the litter box in weeks. I'm not worried about your work ethic there, John. Also this idea is like, people like to think that I don't have enough money to hire an attorney. You've been bitching about $300 hotel rooms,

nonstop for weeks now. Do you know what attorneys charge per hour? More than that. He's been bagging, he's been shaking that cop for over a year for this DC trip. Yep, and now that he finally did it, he finally went to DC and he's acting like he did it on his own dime. I'm paying for my own money to do this. Yeah.

What are you talking about? Well, then asking for money for this for almost a year now. Yeah, then how does everybody feel who donated money for you to take this trip? Because now you're like, why do I need your fucking money? Well, then why do you have money? Twice a week, every week, for over a fucking year. Are you retro or you poor? Make up your fucking mind dude.

All right, more lawsuit talk here. Let's get some legal advice from Settler and John. I do love the idea though that Michael Polpak probably doesn't want to talk about work and business at the Yankees game. You know, you know, you brought his girlfriend. Like, you know, I saw the photos from it. Like, Michael Polpak, Michael's girlfriend, and then Johnson, they're going, all right, we got to sue this prick and Rochester. He's like, can we just take a break from that? Just for a second.

And there's a certain idiot that's doing that. And that idiot is going into the business, or just somebody that's being... He wants so desperately to be in the business, but he hasn't figured out how to be in the business on his own. So instead, he just... I know he's a perfect younger. Like, a broker?

No. No, I'm kidding. Salon never do that? No, no. I don't get it. Kidding. So I'll never do that. No, he milks. He milks content off of people like me and OP, you know, OP from OP. Yeah, of course.

You know, like he milks content because he really doesn't have a personality. And he knows it. Logan has a show. What? Do they have a show or they are like, yeah, but and I don't care. They're in the business. It's a pockets. It's not like they've ever been on a show like you and

I have. You know, like they have no fame. But the point is is, I don't mind the, I don't mind if 20 shows go for me. It doesn't matter to me. The thing I care about is they play my content. That's what bothers me. And I don't mind if they even play clips of my regular show. Fine, you're going to play that. But this shit behind a paywall, that is for the people that are paying for my show. You know, they're fucked up.

Yeah, it's not fair use anymore. We've already, Pope Pox's already gone through the whole law. It's not fair use It's a lot of books. I like that box. I'm in the discord curl not having a personality would be an improvement actually It's fucking idiot. So according to the job We're not in the business. We just have a podcast. We've never been on a big show. Like these two have, how do these two get on a big show?

Oh, that's right. They did internships. I don't think Grill has ever paid a cent. I'm Howard Sir, I think he was just an unpaid intern. Centering John eventually, they're like, all right, here's 20 grand a year if you wanna hang out and answer phones for us. Yeah.

Like, okay, that's really impressive, guys. And what bigger commercial for his show is there than this show? That's all we do is like, I can talk about your body. You know, it's interesting because if we were to say, stop talking about John for a couple of months, what does viewership numbers go to? Yeah, I wonder about that.

I wonder about that too. Not that I'm willing to take, you know, run that experiment. Yeah, just got, but someday. So the reason why John's gonna sue me guys, in case you're wondering, it's only because he's in LA, I'm all the way up in upstate New York. I'm just too far away for him to come over and beat me up.

Wow. You know, if I can't beat the shit in here because I'm a little far away, I'll do it in another way. I'll, you know. That's pretty silly right there. He literally says that he wants to beat the shit out of me. And I am not a tough guy by any means. I would never pretend to be a tough guy.

I think I could probably think John. The guy's not in good shape. So the original butthurt came three years ago when you reviewed his podcast, which was not behind a paywall. Correct. And he threatened to break your legs or have some people. Yeah, he knows people.

Um, he knows people. So it doesn't sound like he has a great sense of humor. Yeah, it doesn't sound that way. All right. So that's the loss to talk. That's the stuff about me and John. Listen, I mean, if you're going to talk about me on your show, I would get obviously we do a dresser.

Now it's kind of spicy. The way he talks about me is a lot spicier than Jen and Carol. They're not threatening to sue me. They don't want to break my legs and beat me up. Although if John's husband did a potato character to call him by, that would be pretty awesome. I mean, John already looks like a potato now.

He's already pulling it off. Yeah, that's what the charm life looks like. That now. He's already pulling it off. Yeah, that's what the charmed life looks like. That's nice. Yeah. All right, so we know that John is plenty of money. He's very well off living a charmed life. And you know that because he's constantly talking about when he buys his friends' food, which is something that all of my well-to-do friends do.

Yeah, they can't shut up about it. Yeah, I used to work at this place called E-bombsworld. Now, the guy who started that website, multi-millionaire. And what he would do is we would sit down and he'd just go through the list of people that he would bought meals for over the past year or two. And he would explain to me, like, Carl, we went to this restaurant with this person.

Oh, yeah. Let's see how John does it. Yeah, I'm blessed to have like, you know, these friends in Florida, because when I get gigs, you know, I, you know, I just stay with them. I get to hang out with them and, you know, well, you know, take them out for this contrary to popular belief.

I actually pay for the dinners and the, yes. What, what, you know, the drug you take it for my aunt, you take it? I actually pay for the dinners on the yes. What, what, you always got to pay me for my ain't you take it? Yeah, I did because you're making money now, but guess what? I'm making money. I'm on your show and you're making money. Hey, hey, how many times that I buy you lunch? Oh, yeah, I got a bagel with chicken. That wasn't fucking lunch. So I like the girl I'm starting to give him some shit back,

which is good to see. Yeah. But it's funny, he didn't buy grill a Yankees ticket, and the reason why is because grill has a job and makes money. Yeah. I've never heard of that being part of the equation when you're a generous person. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I'm never just like, well hold on, let me see your bank account. Let me see if I want to buy you dinner or not. I was going to get your grocery present, but you're doing pretty good. Yeah. We see you doing fine. Yeah. That's just not a consideration.

Let me see your pay stop, Grosch. No. Before I give you anything. All right, let's talk about more of this spicy who bought who dinner talk. I also took care of the dinner till you know. You know, I took care of the dinner till now you didn't. No, tell you no. You know, I took out the dinner, though. Not your thing. Not your thing. You know what, I did too.

And you thought it was bright shot that was paying the bill. You ordered 17 beers and a half an hour. And then I ate dinner and then you took your dinner to go home, you didn't even eat with me. Story checked out. No, you said, I'll take my chicken wings to go. I'll eat when I'm home.

I was like, I thought we were eating together. Oh, was this up to the pub? Yeah, it picked up. That's an expensive, that's not a one-year-old expensive. It was out of my pocket. I didn't have an expensive count. Did I not take your bright light people to the tonight show?

Yes, you did. And I paid for your dinner that night. Did I not do a presentation in front of my lighting? John, and I took you to dinner for it. John's one of these guys who moves the goalposts, to matter what the conversation is. You've never taken that dinner? No, I did. I bought you. He knows exactly what it was. Yeah, but I did the other thing for you, though, too. Okay. He never, not the conversation we're having. He remembers every favor.

Yeah. He ever did for you. Well, did I do that? And God, when he gets into that camera I know. There's a reason why I paused it right there. Yeah, it ever came after me. I'd be like, dude, you win. Just get fucked away from me. His stick lights for fists. They start punching you with the nose. Not the fingernails, not the fingernails. You need a breathment for your ass. That is from the bonus show.

That was something else. All right, so I'm liking Grillo more and more on these episodes. Grillo, you're welcome to come on WOTP, my friend. That'd be great. We'd love to have you on here and talking about this. Because one of the topics that John and Grillo get into, whenever they have conversations is Jackie's health.

Oh no. No. No. Talk about how Patrick Michael puts out an episode of the same shit you've already heard. I feel like that's what we're doing now because once again, they've talked about Jackie's. Oh, don't please. A long time ago, you had told me that you had heard that Jackie to joke man passed out. No, come on.

He is thinks, Steven. You and I both love Jackie to joke man. Very much. You and I would never goof on Jackie having some kind of seizure or throw a good thing. You and I would never, I had two strokes. Not at all. Never, ever. Goof on Jackie.

And you would never goof on Jackie. All right. John just said he would never goof on Jackie. What I heard that, I wrote down, well, I probably have two dozen examples of John Goofing on Jackie. Yeah. So I just did a quick search on my hard drive and here's a couple fun examples In my book like the top 10 ridiculous Jackie fucking ideas, you know He wanted to do a Jackie museum at his mom's house. I mean I mean I'm telling you the guy I

Would never goof on Jackie actually hit my book is all chapter about what an asshole that guy is and What is idiot is another the only one who hates Jackie Howard hates Jackie, too This is classic Jackie. This is what Howard hated about Jackie and this is why how well you know he He loads Jackie, but it's always because of this. Jackie's always his worst enemy. He's always has been and it's just who he is. Like he doesn't, he makes really bad business decisions. He never trashes Jackie. He just said, I never trash Jackie.

I love Jackie. And then he turns around, he's like, everyone who knows him hates his fucking God. This is why everyone hates Jackie. Jackie got but hurt and he's like, what John calls me a snore. Jackie, it's because you are. You are and you always have been. Okay. So let's go back to the audio of John letting everyone know that Jackie had a seizure.

This is what started the whole problem in the first place. Going back years, Jackie has not spoken to John since this. He's made up with Grillo, but he's not spoken to Stuttering John since this. Jackie's not talking to me because of this comment I made in your show. Oh, please tell everybody why Jackie's not talking. I'm not going to say this.

The most ridiculous thing in the world. Something happened to Jackie. Tell everybody why Jack he's not Ridiculous thing in the world something happened to Jack No, I'll say what he had a seizure Jesus Christ 70-year-old man and no mention about the sea the fucking room Hey Carl something happy, you know, but producer Chris, but I don't really wanna talk about it. Oh, when he got his dick stuck in that go to the petting zoo. No, they were not talking about it. I'm trying to say, I'm talking about it. Nobody didn't wanna talk about it.

What I said was that's not talking. Yeah, I'm trying to dance around the issue. But this is not John's fault. Croch, this is not his fault. This is not you who's riding him out, it's me. But Ian, his buddy told me about Jackie's pass him out when I was doing Jackie's documentary. Yeah, I was doing Jackie a favor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and doing his fucking movie. And I'm doing a favor to Jackie. And then Ian tells me that Jackie passed out. I emailed Jackie right after that and said, Jack, I heard about you, pass it out. I hope you're okay. You know, please let me know. He doesn't respond because he's mad at me or something.

So, which is fine. I can handle Jackie being mad at me. But you hit the nail on the head, Steve. It's probably some of my haters, you know, or I refer to as losers, because that's who they are. They know how to do it. They're on Twitter right now going, you should hear them talk about you.

Yeah. He has no idea. He has no idea. You're doing it wrong. He didn't do anything wrong here. He's on his like third fucking minute of going on about Jackie's health problem. Yep.

When Jackie's upset about his health problems being public and he's like, I don't know why he's mad at me. And then he goes on and on about the fucking health problems. What the fuck? It's so crows. How are you this fucking dense? Also, saying that the reason why we're in the predicament we're in is because the haters keep communicating this back to Jackie.

It's like, you know what you're doing right now, right? You're telling them to go ahead and tell Jackie all this shit. Oh my God. You're showing people how this bothers you and how it's fucking with you and you're literally inviting it into your life. You can't help them, self. I, you know, and I can't even fucking imagine.

Like, you know, something happens and you talk to somebody as a friend, confidentially, I have this problem. But don't tell Carl about it, cause he's gonna go to fuck her. And then Carl gets on the air, it's fucking black. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, no shit. Oh, God.

Crouch, we'll go talk about that on a different time. Yeah, so close. So, John, because he's constantly projecting. Yeah. John is one of these guys, and there's a lot of people like this. Everything that comes out of their mouth is really reflection on themselves. And this is a perfect example of that.

When he was gotten so hypersensitive, dude, I don't understand that Jackie has changed in like the bad way. Like, this is the guy who's threatening to sue me. Jackie has changed in like the bad way, like... This is the guy who's threatening to sue me. He's talking about how he's changing the bad way so hypersensitive now. I don't know why he's so buttered off for everything. And he's saying Jackie the joke man who still tells gay jokes like his 1986. Yeah. Because the one who's sensitive now, he's too sensitive now. Like, he just doesn't like you.

Yeah. I don't like you either. No one does. That's a, that's a Star Wars reference. John, I know you'll get that one. Um, all right. So then I give again, credit to Grillo. He throws in a little jab at John because as you know, John's a big fan of the Democratic

Party and anyone who's a member of it. Before I went to do my, you know, because I do the political stuff, which is why I was little late today, because, you know, you know, I was trying to end it, but it was hard. You were trying to convince people that Biden's Congress is?

I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, okay. Such an idiot, you know, I mean, do I mean to play you Trump and all the dumb shit? He says like, yeah, you can do the different days. Yeah, yeah. You can do the same thing. You can go over the air, Poets, during a revolutionary war.

So, Grillo says, you know, Biden's got out of it, you know, you know that, right? And he goes, yeah, you had Trump said three years ago. Okay, Johnny fucking more on the idea. This is like a retards political views. They think that you're on one team or the other. Like this is not sports. It's not the Yankees versus the Dodgers. You're more on.

That's not what this is. And the thing that John's yelling about, Grillo is literally saying, I agree with you. You understand that I agree with you. Grillo goes, yeah, I don't like Trump either. Yeah, we're on the same side, right? It's actually very possible to dislike both Trump and Biden. It's extremely possible.

I know a lot of people like that. Go think you're right. I don't know. Oh, and then just because these people are terrible conversationalists, I love that John loses his train of thought because, you know, saying that Biden, you know, if I have some issues, fucks them all up. And he can not get it together.

All right. Anyway, getting back to the issue with him. Yes. Um, okay. Now I just, he made it took me off my father. You're growing back to the fact that what Jackie, like, uh, what he would have done when it is positioned like, you know, like, we were talking about how Jackie, like, it's done things like that before in his. Okay, well, either way, what I was gonna say is, I remember all of us goofing on Jackie. I don't know if you would have, yeah, I think you would have. All of us goofing on Jackie.

Okay. So, this is forever for John to remember. And he goes, oh, no, no. At my wedding, Jackie got drunk and passed out in front of like the bathroom or something like that. So again, this is a clip that I'm props to grill all for kind of breaking this down a little bit. Jackie, when he passed out at my wedding three or four times, and then he passed out in front of the bathroom door, and by friend Danny can open it and hit and Jackie and the head, boom, boom.

That was booze. This is like a medical issue. He's not been drinking, so it's medical and it's not cool. So it's a different situation. Yeah, it's a different situation, John. Goofing on someone for passing out drug is very different than saying someone like, I wouldn't hire him to work in my comedy club. This guy is having heart attacks and strokes.

His health is not good. So in case you're thinking about hiring Jackie, the joke, man. Fucking John, he's such a moron. What an ass. Even Grillo is the smartest person on this show. Yeah, he's the voice of reason here. If you do a show, I mean, I want to grill up my show, and I'm rooting up. If you do a show, and Grillo is the smart one, all right?

There's a problem here, John. And the voice of humanity and actual compassion. Yes. You know what I mean? For five seconds, actually fucking caring about another human being in the world, which is way beyond John's scope. All right, so let's talk about the trolls.

Yeah. Because John is very angry with trolls. It's the same losers that I have, you know. Yeah, I mean, they like to get in everyone's head. You know, they do it all the time. I got this idiot who emails me, pretending to be like a friend and I know he's, and I know he's foolish shit.

Oh, Kevin Brennan was bad, Mel. I know he's a fucking troll. You know, and I go he's full of shit. Oh, Kevin Braden was bad, Mel. I know he's a fuck control. You know, and I go dude, if you fucking ever get tell me one more thing about any of this, you know, I'll never tell. You know, you know, then you know. The last thing for you to do is do some research and look up the show and see what he said.

Yeah, no, well, I could do that. But I don't even, like, I know what Joey was talking about. Steve, I'll never, that's the one thing I'll never do. I ain't fucking, I have, I don't, I am. Research is the one thing you'll never do. Actually, go, he doesn't care that. You know, go back and listen to things. I, you know, I, he doesn't care that much.

I've never heard anyone use the word troll more than Southern John. Yeah. He used it more times than anyone in their lifetime. He spends a half hour every show and he dedicates, he ruined the video of his show with a scroll. Yeah, I go down the entire time.

It's not fucking punctuating proper. That's just fucking, and this is your fucking- You're not gonna get over that. I can't, it's so fucking stupid. I can't. It's so fucking stupid. I love it. It's so stupid. I love it. I love it.

I'm guessing he wrote that himself and it wasn't from the great... Bikin' Bup-Bik! All right, this is... Chad. So when somebody says how honest they're being, a bit of a tell. It's a bit of a tell, right?

Honestly, I don't have pocket aces. You, I mean, honestly, you should probably go all in, because honestly, there's no way that I grab trips on the flop. There's no way. Honestly, this is, John, just being super honest with us. I, you know what Steve, look, I'm being honest as I can be. I don't care what your roles say. It doesn't. They think

that they somehow get I do not care. I love my life. I love my kids. I love my friends. I, you know, I have a great life. And I managed to have the life of Ryland like you know, I'm the Huckberry Finn. Yeah, no, you're Tom Sawyer. Yeah, Tom Sawyer. Huck Finn is actually a pretty good reference because Huck Finn only had, you know, a few articles of clothing, didn't bathe ever, was pretty hard to be around. Do you see any word a lot? What do we know about Huck Finn? Booked appointments at Yankee Stadium.

That's crazy. All right, this is the last clip that I have from here. If I'm being super honest, I don't even care about trolls. They don't even bother me in any single way if I'm being super honest. If I'm even being even more honest, I don't even think about trolls. I've never even thought about a troll. And if I'm even even more honest, I've never even said the word troll. That's how honest I'm gonna be with you today Grille But if I'm being regular honest

Could you imagine him piss me off? You know that that John got his real-t license or real-ter license or whatever Could you imagine him showing someone a house if I'm being honest this kid you could also be a bedroom Yeah, you know you said you needed three bedrooms could also be a bedroom. Yeah, you know, you said you needed three bedrooms. This could be a bedroom right here. This living room could be a bedroom. Well, full bedrooms. There you go, from be an honest. So it lays down on the floor.

See? So stupid. I brought my bed to show you. Sir, please remove that. Please get out of my house. So this is the last clip I have on here is Grillo decides to take over the conversation and lead it because John can't. And you'll never guess what this turns out to.

Oh boy. So wait, let's go back to, you just spent a couple of days with Scott, the engineer. There's got to be some couple of stories in there, no? About Scott, the engineer. Well, you're a positive, negative. Like, you're not going to tell me anything that you ever told you, and I wouldn't do it either. But you must have said something interesting

with Scott, he does past couple days, no? Let's see, what does he call it? Let's see. What we went out to dinner, Uh-huh. I paid. Um. That was the thing. Do you have any fun stories? Well, I paid for dinner.

Oh, Jesus Christ, Chad. Honestly, you make yourself look so much worse by explaining how generous you are all the time. Oh, yeah. It makes me think that it's just the opposite that maybe you aren't so generous. So, all right, well, I'm gonna get sued. Yeah.

I talked about last week, I wanna go in the way back machine. Yes. And play some old clips and my buddy John Marlow sounds me great clips. Oh great. A bunch of cool stuff. And he was the one who actually sent me, if you listen to the bonus episode,

I know we're harping on this a lot, but we just did it yesterday. It was so me, if you listen to the bonus episode, I know we're harping on this a lot, but we just did a yesterday, it was so fun. If you listen to the bonus episode, John ends his stand-up routine with the squeegee joke, with the underpants squeegee joke. And I played a clip from John's very first podcast episode with Tammy Pesca Telly at Howie Mandel on.

And he transitioned the conversation into, hey, how do you prepare before you jerk off, do you grab Kleenex just so we could tell that story and be like the funny guy in the room, like it was a bit from his standup. No one liked it, it didn't work well. I don't know why he thinks that's his closer, it's never gotten a laugh, people find it off-putting,

but that was an oldie but a goodie. And then I haven't even listened to these yet, but he's setting me over a couple more clips that I want to play. This is, so he's, again, with Howie Mandel. And John brings up the Howard Stern abortion joke. Really? Howard Stern made it a abortion joke to start hearing John?

Do I need to explain what this is? We've talked about it a couple times. Oh, I, you think John would have brought that up every once in a while. Yeah, so John is still a butthurt that Howard Stern told him he should abort his first born child because he didn't think he'd be fit to be a father. And I'm not saying that Howard Stern has a crystal ball.

Anyway, so this is how we man doll explaining to John that that's a joke, that that's what happens when you're on the Howard Stern show out of air jokes are dolls humor Always comes from a negative place how he told me and my wife who was pregnant That I should abort the kid cuz I'm not fit to be a father I almost cried I know but you died that day. I know, but the truth of the matter is, it's a joke. No, I know, I know.

And, you know, humor, I always tell somebody because it's kind of funny because it's so horrible and you're saying it to somebody's face. That's what people love about Howard's turn. Well, that's right. Oh, wait a second. Did John just say he knows that that's a joke? Huh.

I just heard John say, I know that when Howard told me to abort my kid, it was a joke. Huh. Huh. That doesn't make any sense because for the four or five years of the past since this recording, he's brought it up 300,000 dozen times. Oh, God.

And it is shocking how much younger he sounds. He sounds jack aids younger. sounds. He sounds decades younger. Yeah, this past couple of years have really taken a toll. Oh, he's not gone for this world. Oh, God, and it's so funny too, because I get into these conversations with people all the time about we really want John to live on

for as long as possible. No one's rooting for John more than I am. Oh, dude, I've made impassioned pleas on this now. Yeah, multiple times for him to please give up the bottle and get to a brighter future and a better life. And don't even do it for yourself, do it for your children. I beg you, I fucking beg you. Do it for your integrity.

Yeah. Well, he showed you. Yeah, exactly, he's spiked me. Come on, John, I'm trying to break into show business over here, hopefully. Yeah, well he showed you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's spiked me. Come on, John, I'm trying to break into show business over here. Yeah, seriously. See, in the business, no, no, no. He wants to be. I hear another clip from the way back machine and John asks of how we ever mentioned John

when they had that stutterer on America's Got Talent. Now, this is interesting because John was throwing a fit over this. Howard Stern was a judge on AGT. They had a stuttering comedian and John was taking a back that it wasn't like, oh my gosh, you're just like a guy. I know who used to work for me. Stuttering John Meledis, we never brought up. But obviously John knows that behind the scenes, this was a big conversation they were at. All right. So I'm asking, so now this is my egocentric thing,

but when you were on America's Got Talent, and that stutter was on, and when you guys went to commercial, did Howard bring it up, or anything about, like, oh, you know, I said, I'd work with a stutter all the time. Was it ever mentioned? I'm just curious. You want me to be honest?

No. Of course that's. God. Oh, what a horse not. What a question. John, you didn't invent stuttering. And when Stuttering John isn't around, the other character should be like, where's Stuttering John? Stuttering John.

Did, did, did how we're talking about me? Did he write anything about that? Yeah. Did he think about me? Did he think about me? Um, by the way, if you wanna have a laugh, go on Centering John's WikiPedia page because underneath releases CDs,

you have Centering John from one way records 94. Everybody's normal but me, on Razor and Ty Records in 98. Then in 2021, the DaBler from Descruddled X-Taffer Records. And this year, 222, copyrighted music and death link is coming out. Yeah.

Looking forward to that one. I'm glad someone added to that. That's great. So great. He got back his original bass player, Algorithm. Yeah. Crazy, yeah. All right.

Well, I hate to make this a Jackie Martling centric episode, especially considering the Jackie 74 years old, and this is what we're talking about. But I was listening to OP Radio when he had special guest, Jackie the joke man. Hell! One man, one man! One man!

One man, one man! One man, one man! One man! One man, one man! One man, one man! Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. When I hear Opie who's 58 years old, and Jackie Martin who's 74, what I want them to be talking about is Tick-Tock.

I want to know what's going on on Tick-Tock. I want to know what they're doing on Tick-Tock. When I think of guys who are plugged into youth culture. Yes! Those first two names. and thank goodness they both deliver. We're at the very beginning for Jackie even comes out. I hope he talks about his TikTok strategy. I'm laughing because I just. You know, by now you probably know I'm making TikTok videos and, you know,

I'm having fun with them and people out there can't handle anything anymore. I basically said that Johnny Depp looked showby in the face and that made me feel better about myself especially because over the years I had chicks, girlfriends that all were in love with Johnny Depp. Oh my god. And to see him a bit on the Shelby side, I'm not going to lie to you. It makes me makes me pretty happy. And so I posted a quick TikTok video saying just that it's open radio on TikTok. The women are coming out of as they say, the woodworks or the woodwork, right? You don't plural that. I don't know.

What's up, Pinchy? We took her. How are you, brother? All right. So, I hope he's making TikTok videos calling Johnny Depp fat. And that's a very controversial thing that's going on right now on TikTok.

What was it? Wasn't his nickname tits for like 15 years? Yeah. Well, it still is, but yeah, it's all right. Yeah, now he's, he's getting the last laugh on Johnny Depp, oh my god. Which is funny. So, it's interesting because. Yeah, now he's getting the last laugh on Johnny Dup, which is funny. So it's interesting because when I think of TikTok, I typically think of dancing and music,

but apparently it's a perfect vehicle for Jackie's jokes. I gotta tell you, I've been checking out your TikTok, man. I think TikTok's made for you. You know, those one line or jokes, it's a lost art form and it's got to cool that to see it on TikTok because no one's doing it. And I think it's time that it comes back a little bit. But when it comes back, jokes.

What's he talking about? It's about time so it's still jokes on the internet. Yeah, it is a lost eye before, isn't it? What if you use TikTok to make short videos that were kind of funny? I don't know. Wow. Could you do that?

Weird. Well, because I can tell that you're confused, Gross. Yeah, very much. Greg Opieu is gonna explain TikTok to us. All right, this is important information. I don't go on TikTok. I wouldn't know, you know, I don't know if this make it girls I don't know if there's old men I don't know if there's people trolling for other other guys. I don't you know, I don't know anything about it

Except that it's very easy to load on the jokes and people seem to like them, you know tiktok is made for the hot chick And she doesn't have to do anything except walk for the hot chick and she doesn't have to do anything except walk into the camera frame with some top on with no bra and she gets 125,000 likes and like I said the other day I'm like writing a little video script editing I'm putting music I'm doing all this crap if I get 128 views. Better opi's coming out. What's with these hot young chicks with great bodies that people want to watch them? And not me. Do I need to explain this to you?

Opie, this isn't a TikTok phenomenon. This is called life. This is how the world works. This is how the internet's always worked. It's how broadcasting is worked over the years. Show business. Well, the way is worked over the years show business. Well, the way to get to the bottom of it is to bitch about it with a 74 year old. Yeah, what's going on in TikTok? I know hot people. I don't like this. I don't like this idea.

Opie's claiming that he's writing and editing. What was that? What are you talking about? We'll be pulling up TikTok accounts in a moment, guys. We'll get there. Don't you think I don't have links to their TikToks in my notes here? For us to review, but let's just talk about how frustrating it is for poor Greg Opie Hughes to be on TikTok. No, they're jiggly, and they just get insane views on their stuff. It's so frustrating.

I'm not going to lie to you. Okay. All right. gonna lie to you. Okay. All right, so he's frustrated. Let's take a look at what's going on on TikTok. And I'm gonna share my screen here. This is Jackie's TikTok boy. Oh God. It's the Boomer Instagram.

Oh, let's hear this joke. Now that's a tragedy, is the title. A couple of zoomer along in the guy's sports car. She reaches over, pulls down his zipper, reaches in, starts fiddling around. All of a sudden the deer jumps out. The guy swarms to avoid the deer, goes down and ditch the car flips over over boom big accident the cops come up and

the guys still strap to his seat the cops are man your girlfriend was thrown from the car and she's really really hurt you sure are lucky the guy says lucky go look and see what's in her hand what's in her hand. Far far away. A guy's at a wedding and he goes up to the band leader and says, you guys take requests? The band leader says sure. What would you like us to play? Socker, poker, chest, anything but those instruments. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It wasn't clever or interesting. It's like she had a, so she grabbed my cock. And then we get an exit. She gets thrown out of the car. And my cock's still in her head. It's like from a stunner in John movie.

Yeah, that would be a scene of that. He's got 15,000 followers for this. All right, go Jackie Goal. I like the music in the background too. I'm smoking pot. Ah, I got my dick out. And I'm thinking about you. He's so proud of that song.

He wrote that song in like 1976 and he's still fucking playing on every chance he gets. That's about to one more. I'm a miracle, it's here. A drunk is walking down the sidewalk and there's two nuns coming towards him. At the last minute, the two nuns walk around either side of them.

The drunk says How'd she do that Why do they have to be nuns? I don't know guys. I gotta go Let's see what open radios up to Let's check out Greg open use's on TikTok. Alright, $5700. It's even worse than Instagram. He's sitting in his car. You know, this should rename the Johnny Depp trial, Willie Wonka, and the chocolate factory.

Okay. Okay, you know, this should rename the Johnny Depp trial Willie Walker and the chocolate fact Do you remember how OP described this he said that he edits it writes and edits it produces these videos. Yeah, that's what's another one. Bro, what is wrong with your tongue? All right, so he's looking at pizza. It has a lot of topics on it with your tongue. And I guess he thinks that that's too many flavors.

Is the joke? I don't know. All right, let's see what this one goes. I'm just getting videos of girls with big boobs and basketball videos. And then someone goes, hey, that's the algorithm. They know that that's what you've been searching out so they're just giving you more of what they think you like. Oh my bad. That's funny. Alright. I've never come out in favor of any type of segregation, but I think there should be a separate internet. Okay, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the fucking year is. Maybe it's like 75 or 7 or something, but if you were born before a certain point You should just get your own wall garden internet. Yeah, and then all those people can fucking play because this isn't Soffable, dude, it worked at East Germany. This should And it can work out the internet. I totally agree with you guys. Look, China's doing great. They're doing just great. China's doing amazing. They're doing just great. Oh my god, this is awesome.

Well, this baby bottle, it between cushions of the couch been sitting here for a week. Let's see what's inside. It's not a best brand new. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. All right. Oh

All right, that's enough Crows why don't you like that All right, so now we know what's going on in tic-tac between our friends Jackie and Greg He was a professional broadcaster once. Uh, one of the most successful in history. Not just, it'd be one thing for like, oh my god, he did fucking afternoons in Seattle. And he'd be like, wow, that's incredible. No, he was the morning show on Sirius Xav,

on X-separated on the Sirius Xav for millions of people to listen to. Yeah. Nationally. Shocking. It is fucking shocking. Shocking how far he's fallen. for millions of people to listen to nationally. It is fucking shocking. How far he's fallen. All right, well, you know what's even more shocking

is the fact that they would entertain this. Radio Gunk who does a lot of Howard stuff. They want me and you on their podcast. We should do it together. Melinda Michelle. I forgot her name, but she's, I mean, she's been cool to me. I'm sure she's taking her shots,

but in general. No, she's great. She's really smart. She actually came to my show and brought me a, she's really smart. She came out to my show. Ha ha ha ha ha. Pretty transparent.

That's pretty transparent statement right there. Oh no, I think she's attractive and smart. She came to my show and paid money. It was great. She's the best. By the way, Monique from Radio Gunnk, I know your friends are probably listening. If you can get Jackie and OP had your show do it,

because she's Christ. I don't even know what you would do with that. I'd retire early. I don't know what I would do with that. This show is fun because it has a false ending. And OP's like, all right, well, we've talked enough and then Jackie takes a fence to that, which is always fun.

And so Opie saves the day by asking what I like to refer to as the worst possible interview question you could ever ask someone ever. Well, I think we pretty much did it there, Jackie. You sick of me already. You son of a bitch. How much sick of you? I'm about, you know, you want to keep talking. All right. I'll hit you with this. Now I'm done. I'm going to get, no, you challenged me. So now we're going to do this. I was going to be nice, but now we're going to do this. Give me one good, uh,

Howard story or one good story from your years on the Howard Stern show that you barely told, because that guarantee you probably told every story by now, but one that you really have never really told or one that you haven't really talked about in a while. I hate that question. Alright, next question. Tell me a really funny story you've never told anyone else before and go. The f-

That's not what conversations work, Opie. That's not how you do this. Ah, Jesus fucking Christ. He needs like a prescreener or something. Hey, so what are you, you know, you're gonna be on Opie's show. He's really looking forward to talking to you. So what are you been doing lately? Been on invocations. I would, I would argue basic social skills. Yeah.

Would be the baseline here. I like that, Fudgey Cole wrote, Opie's still trying to pretend he's young by having baby bottles around the house. His kids are in high school. Because his kids are much, they wouldn't have a bottle like that in the college. That's a really good point, Fudgey Cole.

I was wondering about that. Yeah, I didn't even think about that because I don't care about his kids. But that's a really good point. So all right, worst question ever. And then he follows it up. I didn't pull the clip, but he's like, cause I love the popcorn story. Everyone who was a soapy radio loves the popcorn story.

Can't get enough of that popcorn story. So then Jackie's thinking he's like, well, you know, I did write a song for Rosie O'Donnell. And let's see if Jackie can remember this Rosie O'Donnell soggy road for the Howard search. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This is a ring for hand drops keep falling my head. I found this somewhere. All right. People just stare at Rosie's head. That's just because like her, it's huge and over fed. So damn big and fat. Those people just stare at Rosie's head. They keep staring.

So I just did me some puking on my shoes. Because Rose, he just makes me bark. Her oven should blow a fuse working over time. Those people keep staring at her head. They keep It blows it's crap on her baloney. She's so funny She's just about it. She must way as much as a pony That's Rapin And we never use it. I think We're getting ready to use it. I think he made up with her A something

I messed it. Fuckons. I'm not sure. I'm not. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. upon us. It's fucking May 1st. March, badness is upon us. We're going to find out who has the worst podcast. You all voted. I have the results. So we had OP radio, the semi finals, OP radio versus Stuttering John, Stuttering John, 122 votes to OP 37 blowout victory for Stuttering John Melendez, the other semi-final matchup was Sarah Silverman versus Tom Myers, Tom Myers,

112 to 43 and other blowout victory. So that sets us up for a finals for the ages. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world versus the Centering John podcast. Any predictions guys, if you looked at this yet, do you know what the answer is? The rest of the world wins. Yeah, anything but these two. Yeah, how could you even choose that? Stuttering John in the finals got 63 votes. Two, Tom Myers. 39, that's right, Centering John Melendez.

The worst podcast, the worst podcast of the bad podcasts. I mean, and that is a fucking murderous role of Shady Podcasts. Like, to say that a show is worse than the Sarasilverman show, or anything, Berk Khrysher touches, like, those are heavy fucking words. Thank you, Khrysher. A lot of weight. I'm not comparing Centering John to the top 100 in Spotify. No. These are podcasts that he should easily be able to be better

than. Oh, God. Oh, God. If he just played fart sound effects for 30 minutes, it'd be a better show than the Sarah Silverman show. If you were like, all right, Sarah Silverman or traffic sounds, I'd go with the traffic sounds, I mean it. Jaaah!

Ooh! Oh my gosh, we have done it all today. Oh, have we ever. So you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team's next week's episode. We actually have one more episode before the live show in Nashville, which we're all very excited about. Oh, yeah.

If you can be there, please be there. W-A-T-P live.com is where you can get tickets. And as I mentioned earlier, who are these comics.com? Can't wait. mentioned earlier, who are these comics.com? You get tickets to the standup show at Never Never with Julie Egar, Mini Paulino, Vic, the review girl. I'll be there, it's gonna be a whole thing. And next week, I don't know what we'll be reviewing, but I do know the Kai is gonna be here.

From here for no fucking teaser. No teaser, teaser, teaser, teaser, Kaya. Yes, that's a pretty good teaser, don't you think? Oh, all right. All right. Producer Chris put a note down. That seems important enough. I apologize.

Chris, thank you so much for coming over. Anything that you want to plug, my friend. Yes, please come join me on the subreddit later. My name is Patty C. Cups and largest cranium. And I'll be discussing the Nashville show. Come hang out. Awesome. Very good producer, Chris.

You're here. Oh, yeah. All right. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

And now the show is called by now. Hmm. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news. With course, by the background. From Facebook, Benjamin says,

this is for all the fans of JDR in the group. And he posts a Hollywood reporter piece. Grayson Frankie star, June Diane Raphael, wrote her character a spinoff because, quote, there's still a stigma around women who don't have children. Mark asks, is there a stigma around insufferable cuts who only get gigs because they're married to the most unfuckable dude on the planet? Josh wonders, JDR fans don't really exist, do they? And retweets stuttering John claiming, on the plane, just

booked some amazing guests constantly working no matter where I am. And comments, yeah John, I'm sure you get a lot of work done at the pub for hours a day. Travis queries, does he want Twitter to give him a pat on the head or something? Sanchez Pineapple scores with because even breathing is a chore. And from YouTube, we check in on comments regarding the recent SJ stand-up leakage. Smith Corona writes, This podcast is my dream come true and John's absolute nightmare. This drunk has brought me so much joy and laughter.

Holy shit. Cherokee Girl. Who is the brave person who suffered through that for our entertainment? Give them the Medal of Freedom. Severias Brandusa, Stuttering John, is looking quite healthy for a bloated and pickled carcass. Bluetooth reminds us, I'll have everyone know John has said several times that Netflix wants him to do a special for them.

Great job, Purple. Mike proclaims, as long as John is under the delusion that he belongs behind a mic in any capacity, he deserves every second of this shit storm. Long live W-A-T-P. And corrosive due in the sub-reddit reports, it's happening. I repeat, it's happening.

And posts John tweeting in front of the Capitol building. Morgan's O. He looks and sounds like shit. Flabbylo confesses, I didn't think I'd live to see this day. Well, more I didn't think John would live to see this day. Or Kona, if the turtle questions go waste, I want my super chat money back. Flobinstein, so inlikable. A vile human being. Thought kicker.

Is hangovers where people. Andy Roles points out. Kick at home over if you never stop drinking. Chronic blast master. He's looking more homeless than OP these days. Deeply unprincipled foreshadows. John looks like a deranged cancer patient uploading his last video before he goes postal. That gave me chills.

And Hestia is the best he has ever played with. He's a... He's a... Very well done. Yeah, did you see that? No. So, he went to the Capitol. Yeah.

He wore his brother's suit. Yes. Oh, I did see that. Vity sent me that last night. The belt. The belt is on crooked. The shirt is like tuck, but then untuck, the fucking pants are not even close to the same size.

He looks like he was in a cage match with his belt before that photo was taken. He looked like every tense grader that goes in the semi-formal way and they're off this fucking suit. It was so fucking hot. It was so funny. God, it was comical.

There it is. Yeah, I've seen better dressed potatoes. Yeah, oh God. So someone in the discord is saying that John right now is announcing why he has no footage from DC and saying that it's everyone else's fault. I thought he did get a video or two. I thought he was already bragging about that.

Interesting. Are you serious? That's what someone in the discard is saying. Oh please. No one's ever lied and discarded before. Please. That would be so great. So apparently he has nothing usable

that were sound issues, et cetera. Yeah, of course, they're worried. Probably pulled his phone out at the year and a- Like you was talking about. He flew to a different city, stayed there overnight. No, hired a camera. Hold on a second.

Go ahead. He took the Amtrak from New York to DC and bitch about how expensive it was He was complaining about how it was $400 round trip to take the train from New York to DC and back Fucking train Trades shouldn't be that much but whatever Somebody somebody actually looked that up on the, on Dadlers anonymous and was posted. It wasn't even close to that. Yeah, okay.

Trains are not that big. They're not, I just took a train from New York to Philly. It was like 17 bucks. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's really. That's what getting sense. And they let you drink a lot on trains, which is probably why trains are. To the rules.

Yeah, trains are nice. Take a couple airplane flights. They get out of training like holy shit. This is, I don't care how I'm stuck. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you can get them walk around. You can, can do it and you like I was jerking off everything Oh, yeah, oh god It's great. You're like can I bring shampoo on here? They're like you can bring fucking crystal meth on here

You don't give a shit, you know, I had my crystal meth in my god. Yeah. Oh, yeah You'll die either those things sir both are welcome here and we're on a list. Yeah Vic are you there? Oh my God, hello Vic is here just in time yeah for It's time for everyone's favorite game show To catch a Daveler are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To catch a dabbler.

Good question, Carter. Let me ask, Vick, are you ready to play? Absolutely, I am. Crows, are you ready to play? Yeah, I guess. Producer Chris? Yes. I am also ready to play.

All right, good. Now that we have that established, let's do it. You know, like I went to bed, I guess that was in my head. And then for some reason, and I had a dream that I don't know where I was, but... What did John say next? That all men are created equal? Is that? Yeah, this is Stuttering John's I have a dream. This... Is that yeah, this is Stuttering John's I ever read first

me and Jay were in the back of a limo driving Talking about going to see a Yankee game together Okay, too possible casey Armstrong was giving me a hand job And then Tom Chippasano caught us. See it was some kind of restaurant. No where I've ever been before and Arty was my waiter but he didn't know who I was. Four Jackie Gary and Crazy Cabbie all died from the coronavirus. Lastly, but Howard was there on his knees, and he was crying, begging me to help him.

To catch. God, I'm not a fan of mine. I'm going to go with the restaurant thing with already I guess. I start that one but then there's the Howard on his knees. Yeah that's good one. I'm going to go with my instinct restaurant. Already restaurant. Okay, crotch. I'll take the Howard on his knees. Okay, Vic, what do you think? I'll take the corona deaths. Okay. Is Vic man enough to catch? I'll take the corona deaths. Okay. Is Vic mad enough to catch a devil? Let's fight out.

You know, like I went to bed, I guess that was in my head. And then for some reason, and I had a dream that, I don't know where I was, but Jackie, Gary, and Crazy Cabby all died from the Coronavirus Zard dream people are obsessed with Jack Carl. It's true and the coronavirus. That's all for this week Come back next week to find out if you are man enough

to catch a dabbler brought to you by after Palm Swipes after episode three coming soon to you too. All right. So I have to say that Cardiff Electric just had Eric Neglott at his show and it was fascinating. I think by the end of it Cardiff completely broke character. I don't want to give anything away. It's worth a lesson. I enjoyed it very much, but there was a funny reveal at the end of the,

well, the end of the episode. And everyone loves Eric Nagel. He's great. Vic, do we have reviews? I mean, you reviews that you can read for us. Yeah, I have three for you. Oh, perfect. Perfect number of reviews. I mean, you reviews that you can read for us. Yeah, I have three for you. Perfect.

Perfect number of reviews. This first one is Stuttering Anonymous. He says, the main character of each show is an aging failing podcaster, comic, alcoholic, and human being. Somehow, the moderator of this podcast manages to bring in various co-hosts who each take a turn in bringing tons of laughs

to this decaying matter of fecal and make each show interesting and entertaining. I never realized how difficult it would be for me to age as gracefully as a guy until this podcast came along. Choose guys I look forward to each every new show. I think that's a five. It's a five. All right a five. That's a five. It's a five. All right, very good. Thank you. That's appreciated.

Yeah. This next one is domestic terrorism made funny. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I am changing the description of my show. That's perfect. Did they hear a train conversation? He said this aggressive care for insomnia of a show has an uncanny

knack of attracting radicalized white nationalist in cells who are hopefully being monitored by the FBI. That's a really funny. It's a really funny review, but again, we're out of less. So yeah, I got a sucks. And this last one, there was just a report out that showed that the FBI was spying on the electronic records of millions of Americans illegally

over the last couple of years. So that's fun. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Of course they are. I'm sorry, go ahead, Dick. What's the last one? Yeah, ever since I started doing this show,

there's been this white van parked outside my apartment. Here's fucking thing. show there's been this white van parked outside my apartment. Here's fucking thing. Um, this last one is Leave Comedy to Real Comedians by Noah Hot for me. Uh, they say the only reason to even listen is their busting of John. Carl or Carl, uh, spelled with a C then a K, however you spell it, is worse than a petulant child with ADHD. see the decay however you spell it is worse than a petulant child with ADHD well his attempt to add humor is pitiful at best the force jokes are horrible they are all over shulis johnson and they have hitched their worst to a

hack comic that is as funny as they are this show is only good for the john segment and that's the way the news goes they forgot that I have a great sound And that's the way the news goes. They forgot that I have a great soundboard. Yeah, let's go. It's really my charm. Is any one star review? Yeah, it is. Son of a bitch. God damn it. We work so hard around here. Yeah, just to get a one star review from an anonymous person on the internet. Oh, because it's Julie's Johnson. Yeah. Are we still above water, Vic? Above water?

Do we still have more five stars than one star? Um, yes, by two still. Yes. Yes. Two. We can take that momentum in the Nashville guys. We're going to be very successful. Two.

Two. Two. Vic, what are we doing for our show in Nashville? Are you gonna come up and read reviews? What do you wanna do? I don't know, I just work here. Okay, you're right. That's it, you know what, that's a really good point. I'll let you know.

Good answer. I'll let you know what you're doing. We'll get to Nashville. Okay, very good. Bobcat from Philly called into the show. Longtime listener listener met him in Chicago. Hey Carl's bobcat from philly I just want to say that everyone has angels in life and you Carl and Kroge and producer fish are my angels and I'm

just happy to have you you guys making laugh I don't know what I would do without you and I thank God every day that you. You guys make me laugh. I don't know what I would do without you and I thank God every day that you guys are my angels. All right, call me back. I'll see you in Nashville later. Can you write down a note for my autobiography? Definitely putting that in there. That was from the stucho.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you for saying that. That's a bonus episode. I forgot that I make references to things that some people haven't heard. In John's book, autobiography, easy for you to say, Thank you for saying that, because that's a bonus episode. I forgot that I make references to things that some people haven't heard. In John's book, autobiography, easy for you to say,

he explains how, you know, not everyone gets an angel, but this guy had an angel and it was me. Yeah. What a fucking blowhardy thing to say. What a ridiculous thing to write about yourself. What an asshole. I love it. All right, Vic, this, you might want to weigh in on this next question that's coming

to you. Hey, Carl, I'm just calling to get more information on this, uh, must-dash competition. You're having a Nashville. Can anyone participate? Or is it just between the cow photographer and Vic's husband? I was wondering if the review girls are going to be judges and if so our mustache rights going to be involved. I feel like you really dropped the ball and promoting this. I have, sir. Should there be a mustache contest judged by the review girls,

I'm intrigued by this. I think that's a good idea. Yeah. But whoever wins is whoever's mustache tickles your asshole the best Carl. My ass. Yeah, your opinion really matters. Dr. Steve's going to win them. Yeah. The winner gets Carl's hand in marriage.

All right, sir, good note. I like that idea. Mustass competition in Nashville. I'm all for it All right, this next one comes in from Paco Paco's got some theories now. Oh, yeah, he's got some interesting theories that we need to get it to here with our card is Paco and and tell me the truth dog purple is surely isn't it purple equals

Julie Right in the camera on high layer I twist Purple is Julie Wow, I thought muttering Jay on Twitter was Julie now it turns out it's purple Oh, holy shit. Have you seen that Twitter account by the way monitoring J? Oh, yeah, it is dude It is full on investigative Journalism whoever the fuck this is takes apart screenshots from Stuttering John show and it strikes information In ways that would make CSI writers

Zooch in hands. Oh, but he's doing it for real and he fucking connects these dots. They're like, oh my god I think he's on it's like dude. It's like date line stuff Your John it's fucking why yeah with Johnson that was shoey shoey. I think credit holy shit I could never pull that up, but okay. Oh, yeah, it's dude. It's it's serious journalism going on in that account And it's unsettling and hysterical. Yeah, that's hysterical All right, Apaco again, there's something going on between him and Cardiff I'm not trying to get on his podcast, but I can't get a hold of him. So I started the hashtag Unblocked Taco. You know, maybe I could get through to him.

Maybe you guys can help me get on his podcast. All right. Thank you. So I guess I made the mistake of saying that Paco was on Cardiff's podcast. I'm trying to get on his podcast. Okay. But I can't get a hold of him. So I started the hashtag Unblocked Taco.

You know, maybe I could get through to him. Maybe you guys can help me get on his podcast. All right. Thank you. So I guess I made the mistake of maybe you guys can help me get on his podcast. All right. Thank you. So I guess I made the mistake of saying that Paco was on Cardiff's podcast. And I guess that's not the case. But then Paco called back a couple of days later. And I guess he was confused.

Yeah. What's up, crowns is Pac. Check it out. I messed up and I prematurely spoke. So that card of electric actually put you have to send that we did on his feet. So it's all good. So I do. So I'm craving. It's all right, man. You know, don't don't don't don't frame that hashtag on black pockets, please At this point it doesn't make any sense and I made a real fool of myself but willing to say when I'm wrong and I was wrong I

Wish phone. I didn't leave that voice message. I Wish phone. I didn't all right later. This is why I love Paco He's willing to be the bigger man and admit that he was wrong. Yeah. After the show, Vic, can you explain to me what the fuck just happened? Um, I'm Paco's being a fucking retard. It's getting old. Okay, got it. Thank you. I liked that somebody posted a photo of Barf. I said, yeah. Probably. I was just kidding.

I can't do that on television. And they're saying, Johnson, it's the father character just to get a little more nerdy here. Oh, it's the father character. Same guy, same guy. He started a lot like Stuttering John. Yeah. That's very funny. Now, it was revealed that we have a black listener

and people are very excited about this, of course. Hey, Karol, I just wanted to call and say, congratulations on having a black fan. It's super cool. You should call him back Maybe I will Maybe I will Dick had a great idea

Because whenever when people were like oh, I have friend to our black. He's like oh, yeah How about we do this? How about we do get a free meal at the restaurant if you bring your black friend with you day You got somebody black friends. All right come on in come on to the get a free meal at the restaurant if you bring your black friends a few days. Oh, you got somebody black friends? All right, come on in, come on in the chileys. Free meal, if you bring your black friend. Huh? Where is everyone?

Why is nobody here? What's going on? All right, so this next call we're called in and shame on this person. He totally forgot to do the post production. On this phone, go. Hmm. That was a good episode. That's a very John moment, this person. He totally forgot to do the post production. On this phone, go. Well, that was a good episode. That's a very John moment.

It was great. I really loved it when Carl had this. And then Chris came into this line. Yeah, it was pretty good. Work on that, sir. It's from the WATP wrap up show. Yeah, so apparently people like to goof on my relationship with Anthony Kumia.

Apparently, it's not cool. Why? Because it's right for party. Carl and Anthony sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Here's the car. How does Kumia's dictation? I was listening to you on his show recently because they're basically blowing each other's fucking annoying. I thought we were just joking about.

We're going to break it you. You fucking sick of that. Also, Jen, Jen from Jingles Department. Yeah. Just so you know, you're not being clever. We all know you guys are fucking. Okay. And I knew as soon as I heard she went with Kumi, to Kumi as with you the first time, I was like okay they're married or something like. So they're not fucking. No, it's not like I care. It's just your only one over honest like we're not stupid. Also I listened to your podcast at 3.5 speed Because it's as funny as a thick Henley suicide note and give stuff Joey a chance on his comedy man because he's actually He's really he's really funny and you should give him a chance. Don't make fun of him so much and This is Star Trek guy by the way. Oh, okay punch you now. Okay, Star Trek guy. Thanks for the call

out of those that modikers get a last all that log, start truck guy, not really memorable. Long-winded guy, I think it would be a little better. I thought a had a good appearance and I had to be a coobie of show, sir. Thought I did a pretty good job out there, but apparently we were blowing each other. Yeah, who doesn't love a little mutual masturbation, sir?

You know, you give a guy one reach around on a video show and I'll decide your game. All right, let's crank through these. Oh, so we're doing a stand-up show in Nashville. Have I brought that up yet? Oh, I did. Okay. There's an idea.

Why can't we, as a a collective get John to show up in headline that W. A. T. P. comedy. Wow, whatever the fuck you're calling it. Yes, Phil. Where are these comics? The, you know, actually, don't tell him it's for W. A. T. P. Call it, you know, if you are these comics like right, I think that's what you're calling it.

Yeah. And he won't be in the wiser unless he listens to your show. And I bet we could pull together like a couple of cases of course for him and put him up in hotel easily. So for one time. Can we interact again? Easy, easy, easy and be parking players. You'd have the largest audience ever. Let's do that. Go find yourself.

I love that idea. That'd be amazing. I know I woke up today wishing I could hear his calm on the stomach bit one more time because I'm sorry I didn't bring that today, Crows. I wasn't doing it twice yesterday. So I'm going to try. I watched a YouTube video and I was like, I'm so bad. With the visual of him lifting the shirt off, it's so grotesque. It is so grotesque. Hold on a second, that's actually VIX closer to. So let's not talk about it anyway.

I don't want to spoil VIX. Except for that. You know, VIX, I don't want to tell you what to do. But if you don't mind doing Stuttering John's act, just verbate and word for word. Right. Talk about your ex-wife's designer. I'm going to do some Patrick Michael jokes about being a ginger. Yeah. And how we look like clowns. Yeah.

I should get a couple laughs. This next voice bill came in from a very drunk individual. This was this person's second call. This came in at 3.50 AM on Thursday morning, be Wednesday, Wednesday night. Yeah. I almost forgot. Fresh your teeth. Wash your in. Wash your in after you poop. OK. Thank you for remembering that eventually

and calling in with that. Solid advice? All right, last voicemail. I was hammered, I'm sorry. That's why it's all I'm gonna play. Purple is the guy who got the audio recording by you mean hero? Correct.

Purple is the hero who got the audio recording of the hero of the stupid. Yeah. In Florida. And the controversy around this is that he got an email from Stuttering John. No shit. Saying, you stole my material, gave it to a show, you will be sued pretending that he was his attorney, but it was from John.

So it's really dumber than usual for him. Well, I guess it's probably as W'd expect. He has so few people in his audience that he can email them in the chat. So that's what we were talking about is that purple things that the comedy club gave his email address to John when John complained about this. But this person has another theory

that I think is interesting. Hey, Carl, I have a theory on the whole John emailing purple thing just because i think that this more johnish what if purple wasn't the only person who bought a ticket online and john just emailed

everybody about it online ticket yeah that makes sense to have these kind of people doing the email you know what the fuck that's my thought you're you know, for a little, like, person. I like that theory. He just threatened everyone with a lawsuit. I mean, if the bartender's not going to give him another beer,

I don't think the club's going to give out any emails. That's a good boy. Yeah, I'm friends with the owner until 12 people start to my show. Well, now we're not friends anymore. He has taken to Twitter before to drunkenly accuse and make threats and all that kind of thing So I can that's not the Suddering John that I know Yeah, I can see him's just sending a mass email. You mean Suddering John the guy who put out the album the Dabbler

He made the guy who's putting out the album copy rated music and daffling That's the one you're talking about that would be the one that cool cookie Vic thanks so much for coming on and reading some reviews. Anything you want to plug? No, nothing at all. Come see me in Nashville though. Yes, so you're doing the standup show.

I can't wait for that. Are you still working on your material? Is it ready to go? What's going on? I don't figure it self out, Carl. It will figure it self out. Vic, are you going to do the bit about how your grandfather used to sleep standing up?

Oh my god, Vick, did you see the latest art that came out? It was on Twitter, probably in the subreddit. We were talking about the access powers on the cream pop weeks and months ago. And somebody put together an illustration that shows me representing Germany, Vinnie representing Italy, and then VIX and Japanese stepfather. It was the third country of the Axis powers. It really is brilliant. It's a great illustration. You got to share that with your stepfather. Yes. Get it tattooed on you. Oh God. I'll make it a whole leg piece honestly. Oh my gosh, you got another leg.

Could you do that? Come on. Vic, do you do a lot of crowd work in your standup? I try to, but I really like people in Virginia are really boring. Oh, okay. Maybe Nashville will be more exciting. I will see.

I got an idea for you for crowd work. You'd be like, you'd be like, hey, Carl's here. Shut the fuck up, Carl! That's a pretty good joke. Shit, it works on me. I'm not like that. I'm burning all of my best material right now. All right, Vic, I'm looking forward to seeing you

in a couple of weeks in that Nashville. We're gonna have a lot of fun. Of course. Of course, Mr. Vic will be there. The Cal photographer. He's gonna be a whole thing. Mm. Jesus, I gotta go.

This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Are we down here? I think we are. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes over. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I got go. Goodbye. Bye, guess what? The episodes over!

I got go, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye, Beck. Bye, Carl. Bye, Beck. He's just making bad e-tops. Good night.

Good night.