Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep310 - Nymphomercial: A Hentai Podcast

Episode Date: May 8, 2022

This week is super steamy. Someone drew a black and white picture of people having sex and there's a show devoted to explaining it in excruciating detail.  Kaya once again cohosts the show to discuss horror porn and other nonsense that people should be embarrassed about. Then it's time to discuss what we've all been waiting for, Stuttering John made his trip to DC in order to bring us Stuttering John 2.0. Shuli Egar and Anthony Cumia both join us to laugh, not with, but at StutJo and the miserable failure that was this trip. He somehow failed worse than we all expected. Also, Opie has a TikTok. https://shalomshuli.com/ https://www.compoundmedia.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast We're live in Nashville on May 14th, get tickets: https://bit.ly/watp-nashville Get tickets to the Shuli Egar, Vinnie Paulino, and Vic stand-up show - whoarethesecomics.com  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But first, we'll be reviewing a podcast called Nymphomer Show, a Hentai podcast. This was a suggestion from at AJ Tunnels on Twitter. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Milk, Cake, and Aurora, although the episode I listened to was Serena Shadow,

was the third mic on that one. And so, Kaya, you got a lot of suggestions from people as far as what we could be reviewing. You decided to go with Nympho-Bershul. The best part about this show, by far, is the name. And wow, does it drop off after that? I really get to that, not so much. Yeah, there is unfortunately not a whole lot to it turns out.

It was very inciting as a enticing, I mean, as a pitch, but damn it, AJ, you fooled us. You fooled us, man. I'll tell you what the format is. So there are these sites on the internet, apparently, where there's people who are dead day, they get together. And so I always think of that as like animated porn, like anime, style, pornography,

and I think of Hentai. But apparently what these people are into is like comic strip style, like graphic novel style. So it's like panels of cartoon, static cartoons with dialogue. Cartoon porn, drawn porn. It's cartoon still drawn porn in the style of Japanese animation. And what these people do is they read you a comic strip. The one that I listened

to because I found the comic online. So I'm like, I wanted to follow along. See it was going on. The comic that they read. It took them an hour to go through it, would take you less than two minutes to read on your own. One minute to jerk off to it. So it's like, do a fairy. I guess you're supposed to jerk off to it because 92% of the stills within this were the sexy. There was this little bit of a buildup,

and then it's like, all this crazy, sex stuff. You know what, before I get too much into this, because as you know, Kay, my mother-in-law listens to the show. I probably should. I probably should get some warnings out there, just like they do on an info-merchal. Before we even read tags, be aware some of these tags might be a little harsh or unusual and some of the later parts of this episode could be too. So that's the kind of content here.

So you might need to set this one out if you think you might be affected by that. Definitely. Wow, they're warning us before they even read the tags for this cartoon. This is gonna get spicy. You know what I mean? If you're like, whoa, you don't wanna hit these tags, guys, watch out. All right. So you've been warned.

Here are the tags for today. So our tags for today are first and foremost murder rate, horror, office lady, rusty bondage, specifically shibibari and cream pie. So. I would say gang bag too. Yeah, gang thing. That's another one too. I can't forget that one. Thanks, milk.

Thanks for offering gang bag in there as well. Now, this one that I went and looked up and found, and I listened to this episode about, is apparently horror hen time. You heard murder and rape and you looked it up. Yes. Well, no, because I wanted to see what they were talking about. And this is something that I just want to say on behalf of every guy I know, and maybe

I'm not in the know, but I don't need horror mixed with my porn. I don't want comedy mixed with my porn. I don't need children's cartoons mixed with my porn. I just want the fucking parts. Why are we trying to like combine this with all these? I don't want comedy mixed with my porn. I don't need children's cartoons. Mixed with my porn. I just want the fucking parts. Why are we trying to like combine this with all these other forms of entertainment? We're like, choose your adventure porn.

Like, no, I don't need that. It's too much. That's a good idea. Actually, it's a good idea. Do you want it to prematurely ejaculate? Yes. Well, that's the thing though. These people do sound like they, you know, the joke of I only reads playboy for the interview

parts. They sound like those people like I like the story in this porn. Yes. Why? Who gives a shit? Yes. And as spoiler, milk does make a statement at one point says he's asexual, which is a weird thing to be when you host a podcast all about sex, I would think.

I have that, I think I have that clip. Oh yeah, clip six. Okay. And as the resident ace person of this podcast, I have to mention, I really like the type work for the title here. It's kind of like a 3D little bit of like fancy text. There There's just the slightest bit of a shadow, combined depth, but then Orcs has the highlights on it, and really brings it out. It's very like a Zelda-like font. This is what you get from this podcast as in porn review is they review the fonts,

which is what you get if you invite a fucking a sexual onto the show. It's like getting anorexic for like food review. What do you think about Taco Bell? I would never eat there, all right. Well, it was fun. It could talk. Yeah, when they go in depth about, at one point,

I didn't even pull this clip, I didn't know what you'd be talking about this, but at one point, the guy notices there's a garbage can in the background. Wow, this demon is raping this girl, and he's like, even the garbage can is proportionately well-drawn, but wait, what the fuck are we talking about? If I cared about the art, I'd look at it.

I wouldn't listen to these retards tell me about it. Have you ever been to an art museum? And someone's like, okay, we don't have the painting in here now, but let me just scribe it to you. It's really something else. Okay, I'll put out the headphones, listen to the description of what you used to have in here. Let's go over as a sexuality real quick then, I think.

Play my Clip 10 and this is him, this is one of the earlier episodes, in which he invites his first and only girlfriend ever onto the podcast as a guest. He asks her, how do you feel about Hentai? That's Clip 10. I didn't have any romantic partner, so I thought, what if I created a nightmare scenario where I invite my like first and last girlfriend onto the show? So Jess, you're like my first girlfriend, so we'll start with you. What's your relationship to Hentai?

My relationship to Hentai was when my little sister and I would tease you about it because we always said that you were watching her tie, remember? Yeah, yeah. I remember. Perfect answer. I was gonna pause it and put it my own answer. Well, I'll see when this is going first. My relationship is, when you introduced me to it,

I thought you were a weirdo. That's how me and my little sister made fun of you, remember? Yeah, I remember that. Perfect answer to this question. And by the way, right there, I got, I got the podcast. Like, well, you know what? Maybe she wasn't the right guest for us this week.

Let's try something else. And so that got me thinking, why the fuck is this guy asexual now? Wait, what do you mean you had a girlfriend? He says, well, this is the first girlfriend. Okay. He explains clip 11. Okay.

As I've grown older, I've been like less interested in sex. I've become more asexual. However, I've also become more interested in animated pornography. It's a weird diagram going on here with these interests. See, that's not called being asexual. they're just called being a loser who can't get late and has to jerk it to cartoons now. There's a difference. Right, if you're like, I call myself asexual, but I jerk off every day to cartoons,

like, well, no, that's actually the opposite of asexual. You have on a really weird finish and you're probably a super professional help for it. You fried your fucking amygdala with cartoons and now you can't get enough to real girls anymore and they won't talk to you because you introduced them to the Hentai you jerk off to you're like hey the tags on this are rape and horror Yeah, and then her little sister makes fun of you. Oh, well since you brought that up Let's talk about the origin story and how they were introduced to Hentai in the first place

I've definitely talked on the show like what my process of getting into Hentai was, but just like to relate here, one of the first times I saw Hentai was definitely looking up Pokemon and I think specifically Misty, which I was never a big show fan, but kind of, then I was like looking up the characters for something when I looked up Misty. Oh boy. Oh boy. Different content. So he was looking for a child's cartoon on the internet and found Hentai. And I'm just so glad the internet wasn't around when I was watching Transformers. Because if I saw Starscream and Megatron running a train

on Bubblebee, I'd be very confused about Saks and my relationship with Saks, I wouldn't know what to think. The internet require a driver's license. You should have to be 16 and have to go through a fucking test to be able to do this. And can you imagine me 12 these days looking up like my little pony and you become this dude? Yes. By the way, he feels very strongly about his Pokemon and more so your opinion of him

of his knowledge. That's my clip 9 in which he corrects himself post and post production. Yeah. That's my clip 9 in which she corrects himself post and post production. Yeah, if you like Greninja, the, you know, 5th Gen Starter Pokemon, you might like this. Yeah. Future Milk here and I am so ashamed that I said 5th Gen when obviously Greninja is evolved from FROKI, which is your sixth generation starter in the Calos region. I, wow, I'm a fake gamer.

Um, and then... I was most embarrassed for him when he didn't cry, when he was wrong about that. I was like, I had to hide. I know, I guess that's true. He has to go out of his way. He actually set there an editing, and he made the conscious decision to record himself.

No, he was listening back to the episode and he was like, Gringe of the week, Gringe of the week. Make it himself cringe with his lack of knowledge. Also, they clip the you played earlier, Kaya. He goes, I make sex with now because as I get older, I'm no longer just in sex. How old are these people?

Did you get a sense of an idea I couldn't find anything, unfortunately. The one girl said that she was over 30 years old. So I'm assuming they're around 30, which is no, it's just an interest in sex. That should be more like 70, maybe 82. I don't know, but not 30. That's not a good age for that. I didn't try too hard, but I couldn't find any of their like photos or profiles, which is a good decision. Smart, smart, smart, secure, real names and faces to this fucking podcast. All right. I did find their Instagram page.

They did have some photos up on there. So yeah, let's start off here. So they're not totally hiding themselves from the world, which is fine. So we're gonna start off this, this hand tie that they're gonna read to us. Is that, I'm even saying this right? This comic strip that they're gonna read to us. You won't write.

Hand tie, no. Okay. So the hand tie opens with a woman working in an office. We get a nice establishing shot of. It's late. She's working really hard at her desk. It's typical Japanese office setup of like your desk is right next to a desk of another coworker.

So I put that in there because that's literally what the show is. They explain to us what they're looking at. Rather than just, and there is a link in the show description. It's an office. Just say it's an office. Yeah. There's so much detail in verbose.

And there was a red pencil on the table at the very top right corner. Would you say that was, you think there was a lipstick red or how would you describe that? Car mine. Yeah Right Maybe like a broad red like whatever We can't it's like the fucking dudes in jerk off to this should give a fuck right I don't think they noticed there even is a pencil or a table. Yes That's a very good point because let's not forget what this actually is. This is all titillating

sexual shit for weirdos that you're gawked to. And the idea they're like, well, I think what the artist was going for here, because they're like reading into it too. They're looking for symbols and symbolism to understand what's going on. It's a nod. It's ridiculous. Okay, this is kind of interesting. At a certain point, they decide that there's no way this artist could have drawn

this ridiculous sex scene unless he had gotten like models over to an office to kind of assume these positions so he could get all of the right aesthetics for it. The pacing and thought of this is so good. I have to imagine this artist got referenced by like people posing or actually just like sat on the desk like themselves like testing these things out to make it feel so natural like I can't imagine this was just busted out of the head like there had to be like calling up like oh, hey friends of mine can you help me like pretend that it goes right on a desk so I can like make this really articulate manga. Right. Bullshit.

So in this guy's mind, he's picturing like that guy who was golem in Lord of the Rings and they put all the sensors all over him and then they're able to add them there and like, this guy's like, there's no way I could draw this sexy. Let's get my friends over here. It's pretty spicy from this.

They're called reference. They're called references. Yeah, right. It's called Google. You go on Google, you're typing woman sitting on desk. Yeah. Or you just pause the video that you're watching at that particular time. Figure it out.

All right. It's at that top. I thought it was funny because he went out and out about how there's no way this guy just drew this without a reference point. I mean, it's not that incredible. It's funny because he went out and out about how there's no way this guy just drew this without a reference point. I mean, it's not that incredible. It's possible. It must have called his friends.

I think it was desperate for a joke. Okay, let's talk about the joking in here because they do consider this a comedy podcast and the way I know this is because they laugh a lot. Now does the host laughing mean it's a comedy show? Producer Chris, I'll ask you. you. No, it doesn't. Okay, very good. All right, so let's start off here. This is the value ad they bring because if they're just going to describe something I can

go look at, then what do I need them for? I'll just go look at it. But this is where it's like, okay, I need these guys come up with all these jokes. Let's even more scary to when these old buildings when there's like no elevators either. Everything is via the stairs. And the staircases is like, it's got that one crummy light. And it's like flickering all the time.

And like the staircases all decrepit too. Like just the entire building is decrepit and scary. Yeah. It's kind of weird that like the electrical code calls for the stairway light to flicker, you know, just to add that spookiness, that's just standard of electrician stuff. They're like higher in the spooky electrician. Find us the spooky as electrician to wire just the stairs. Nope.

So you're walking up to your place and like, Christopher's like, well, I guess I just won't go home now. Yeah. I don't live here anymore. I don't think it's funny. You're like, can I pull the to the third story? I don't just. I'll just climb.

I'll just climb. It's fine. Epic fail. How many tags did they have in there? They're all the same thing. I think that was five or six tags. I can't. That was impressive.

They all had fake life supports. I want to bring jokes for that one. And all because they're looking at a black and white hand drawn office with stairs somewhere. They're like, oh my gosh, you know what that reminds me of. It doesn't do with anything. And imagine Flickr. How do you even represent flicker in a cartoon and a black and white cartoon? I don't know but you take a number of frames. I suppose Watch these next five frames really fast. Whoa

to strobe Turn the page like a flip book That's actually a good idea. That would actually work. Pretty funny. All right, Kai, what about the episodes that you checked out? Would you pick up out here? Okay, so they had a guest on one of the episodes I listened to.

I have no idea what this woman said. All I could hear is just how fat she is. No, my clip for, again, I have no idea what this woman is saying, but I suspect they were trolling her, because the audio levels vary from word to word, but her breathing is so fucking loud that I feel like Kaker Milk went in and post, and like made it louder.

So play my clip five and just listen to this woman. She gets sat for everybody, and she's just like, I'm not a lesbian, and then by the end she's crying, and's just like, I'm not a lesbian and then by the end she's crying. And she's like, I'm not that sexy. That's the internal landscape for me right now. It's just, I'm a monster right here. Yeah, I mean, at least the predator wasn't my thing,

but then I saw sexy lady thick pyramid head. And I was just, back a lot of memories. Mm-hmm, double cheeked up. Did she just run the 40? I don't know. I don't know why she's so winded just from talking. I can hear the cake lodge dinner lungs. Clip 5 is just more of that.

I found this really fascinating. She ate filthy cake. And the full color is important because all of the orcs are circumcised. And so there's like the four skin head of the dick sort of color contrast going on there. It was a lot for me while we were setting up. Everything's a lot for her. It seems like there were stairs involved in the staff. Is she talking through CPAP machine? How do you sell like this? I have no idea. But so you would think this bitch is like 500 pounds, right? This is a Tammy

Slayton from TLC, but no, apparently she's in porn. So play my clip seven. Oh, okay. Does anyone here want to share about fisting experience? That's a casual transition cake. Yeah. Yeah. I do actually. When it was still in San Francisco, I may still have the armory. I went to a public disgrace shoot at thekink.com hassle and got roped into a scene and taught how to

fish on set by a woman I had a crush on since I was 15. I'm sorry I left those pauses in there but the fucking breathing gets me. I like this. She had to be taught how to fish. She was roped into a scene. Right. Roped into it. Yeah, roped into a scene. I just walked into a fucking porn. Oh, public disgrace. And they looked at me. That's that a, this is disgraceful in public. I want to know what she did wrong when she was trying to fish before they taught her how to fish. It's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do it that way. That's very painful. You'll never get in.

What are you doing, God? Right, you can just punch the pussy. You have to make it slimmer at the top. Yeah, that's right. Well, glad you taught me how to fist. You know, growing up, my dad never taught me about how to fist. And I was a real miss. I don't know

I tried to look this woman up to but unfortunately she is so fat that I could not make out what her username is She was plugging it three times and I could not understand what she was saying that could not find her fucking user handle too fat for motor self All right, I want to get back into I want to take you guys a log on this adventure that was this comic, this horror, a hentai that we were checking out. And here's a little setup. So an informant calls in to tell a reporter about a guy who keeps sex slaves. And I guess he's like a ghost or something and his sex slaves are ghosts and this reporter is listening to this story.

He kept girls as sex slaves and then would kill them. And of course, as the informant on the phone is talking to Usui Chen, the reporter, he says, oh, if only you were my sex slave, Usui Chen. I'll take a look. I got to finish the article first and then hangs up. Okay. So this informant hits on the reporter with, oh, if only you were my sex slave.

And now, because this is a hilarious comedy show, they all tag that. So let's get ready for more tagging time here. So great. I like. That's the scariest thing in this conversation. Honestly, the scariest thing is there are people out there who think like, yeah, that was a good play. That's flirting. How we're flirting at its finest. Yeah. No, it said it's good. Oh, like, like, you think he got off the phone? He's like, yes, nailed it.

Yeah. Oh, he had it like written on his hand. And like, because he was sweating, because he's nervous, it was all like messed up. So it's a wonder that he even got it all out. And one of the things was like, actually something very charming and endearing written on his hand,

but the sweat messed it up. And it turned into that all the more. I'm giving him too much credit. Yeah, you're even this guy way too much credit. Way too much credit. He was just a gross person. Yeah, very gross. You read Hentai.

You don't get to make fun of shitty people with shitty pickup lines. Yes. You're the loser. You're below that guy in the hierarchy. At least he's talking to women. You're in your basement trucking off the Hentai. There's a one off little wine in this stupid little comic strip.

And they're like, that's not how you hit on girls. No, no, that's not how you hit on girls. And then because these people are devoid of humor, their idea of taking this to the next level is like, what if he had written that wine down in his hand? And then he got sweaty and then followed me. And then I guess because he's the ink is running so it's hard for him to read what he wrote but so then it was

difficult and the guy's like oh yeah yeah but what if he had written something that was actually nice and a good pick up line but then because of the sweatiness and the ink he read that instead and it's a certain point it don't need to step in and go, guy, guys, stop. Stop, man. What are you doing? Yeah, we get it. What are you doing? Did you come or not to this comic? That's a bunch of big hits. Oh my gosh. And then milk turns into porky pig.

This is like the Stuttering John joke that we do, but for real. He does the real thing. Like the kind of composition you'd see of a horror movie just pure black with stark content with stark contests with harsh contrast of just like a white he really did the thing we tried to change the word. That's pretty good. It's a joke. But you know, it's weird though, guys. I didn't realize he goes back and edits this shit. He could have fixed that post pretty easily. He's going back and correcting his, you know, oh, I said it was fourth season.

Obviously it's fifth generation. I can't believe I even said fourth season. What did I do? I am. But then leaves it. He's pretty big. Clearly fine with being the clown. I mean, he invited his ex girlfriend on to tell people that she,

under a little sister, made fun of him. You're like, let's leave. Fucking jerk in it to a hand tie. Yeah, okay. I think he's good with it. His name is Milk. I guess he doesn't think of himself too seriously. I'll give you that.

He gave up on women. I think at that point, like, you don't have much of a reputation to uphold. You know what though? I gotta say, this whole idea of being asexual is kind of a get out of jail free card. Sour grapes.

I think it's brilliant. You're like, girl, I never see you with girls. You've been a loser. You know, you never have a break anyone with you. It's like, I'm not my sexual, it's only cool. I don't even like vagina, I think I find them gross. It's the you can't fire me, I quit, but with women. Yes!

You know what, I didn't want to do it anyway. I'm a sexual. Big boobs, yuck! What's that? Ew, I didn't want to go for it. Anyway, I'll just jerk it to fucking cartoons. So sometimes you might wonder, who's this show for? Cause I listen to these shows and I go,

okay, I understand you're like, hen time, but why would you listen to these people trying to tag jokes about her and ever? And then I get to this part of the show and I realize, oh no, exactly, who this is for. And from under the desk, comes a ghostly figure creeping towards Usui Chan's legs. Oh, man, that was like ASMR.

All right, it's for them. I don't know why this is on the internet. These three people are having a great time together. They're playing a let's record this in our tape recorder games. Every time they're podcasters, they're playing, hey, let's record this in our tape recorder games. Every time you hit their podcasters. They're very persistent too. They have, I think over a hundred episodes. Yeah, they do.

Last time I checked, yeah, and I was thinking the same thing. Like, are these the kind of people who leave comments on porn videos? Is this that podcast? Like, are those those people? I always wonder that. Yeah. Right? Like, I jerk off, I I come I leave. I'm

not going to stick around to like post nuts clarity, push through it like a fucking soldier to give you an honest review of the fucking porn video. I don't give a shit. I'm out of here. Okay. I do want to let them know how much I enjoyed this, but now it's not the right time. I'll cut back tomorrow. TIPING WITH ONE HANDS, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's beating me with a podcast. His picker sees me stuck on the ass. Can we all agree though that it is very mind-blowing that there's even a single woman on this podcast?

Yes. That's what surprised me. Two women and I did look up Serena Shado and if I did find the right one, she's a very attractive young lady. Which the fuck? She trust me, guy. I was like, let's just have a look at any sense. I don't know if this works at all, but okay. Oh, speaking of not knowing how things work, so milk, that's the guy, right? Yeah. Milk explains how Hintai can sometimes be unrealistic. Oh speaking of not knowing how things work so milk that's the guy right yeah milk

explains how hentai can sometimes be unrealistic that's my clip 12 okay something I've learned through my experience of hentai is when it comes to a anatomy you can be very versed in one way and not the other so sometimes you get like really well illustrated bodies, but then the physics of breasts aren't demonstrated properly. Oh, yeah. Okay. How would you know, first of all?

Yeah, right. You've somebody tell you that? You've seen it? It's an illustration. Go figure this cartoon with like monster aliens fucking office ladies isn't very accurate it's too shit no shit

I don't think accuracy is what they're looking for I don't think what they're going for that's not how they jiggle in that case uh... alright more on uh... milk because um... I guess the office lady saw a ghost crawl up from under a desk and her immediate reaction was, oh maybe I'm just tired and I'm just seeing things and the way that these people react to that, they don't think that's very realistic either. As someone who suffers from A, a sleep disorder and B, hallucinations, if I saw this, I would a be pissing and be running.

And C be shitting at the same time, just leaving a triangle. The ABCs of running and leaving. The ABCs of finding someone under your death. Yeah. There's been no laughs. What do I have? He'd a be pissing, B B leaving, of course, because everyone's tagging everything. Well, you don't see, you can also be shitting. So of course, our friend Milk who's a comedic genius does a callback later in the episode.

I don't know that everyone enjoyed it as much as Milk did, but I did. I'm in my living room and my living room is dark, except for my TV being on. Watch it just turns to static. That happened. I just feel like, well, guess what's about to happen. The ABCs.

So. Alright, that's two in skin to the discord. He suffers from hallucinations. Thank you for reminding me that he just said that. And someone who doesn't sleep very well and suffers from hallucinations. Thank you for reminding me that he just said that and someone who doesn't sleep very well and suffers from hallucinations They what Spend good money on drugs in order to suffer from hallucinations That's what like 40 years of no women does to you just start seeing things

40 years of no women does to you. Just start seeing things. Love to ask that, or John, if that's true or not. I'm not sure. Ha ha ha ha. All right. So, thou, all right, more jokes. So in this cartoon, there's this woman in her office. And what happens is the ghost,

grab her and pull her down onto her desk so she's like flush up against her desk. And this is a pretty good one, guys. If you think about like an office setting. But he pulls up her shirt and we can see that the ghostly women are pinning her down to the desk as this is happening. My favorite thing to think about is that she is pinned down to the desk on top of the

keyboard. And she had like Gmail open. So she's also sending an email that's like, Ja Ja, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For her boss too, just for the boss. Gay, gay key smash. Yeah. That's one of those. Oh, yeah.

Hope you like some Lauren Epson. It is like so barely a joke. Yeah, so do you get that? The woman who's getting raped in the office, Kaya is also typing an email to her boss. Pretty good joke. Yeah, no, she was typing an email, but wouldn't have been more funny

if it was also to her boss. Yeah, it was to her boss. It was Lord Epson. Wouldn't be funny if she was getting raped and she typed an email, just sent like help or something? That actually would have been funny. I wouldn't have been bad.

She's a little manipulator. Get back to me ASAP. I'm being raped. ASAP. That you booms can't type. That's how physics works. Milk's there to call about it. This is kind of scary. And we see the manor owner without his big ghostly cock.

Oh, good, good, ghost cock. Oh, no, Scoob. Oh, I got no mouthless. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. talks about how good this illustration is. And. Yeah, they do that too. They review the fucking art.

Yes, yes. And milk decides that this would be something that people who are into someone getting held down. This is very well illustrated. If we were into that sort of thing. There is one panel we skipped over between them pinning her down and him whipping as penis is her hands struggling while one of the ghost women

are holding it. And I think if you're into this sort of content of being pinned down and stuff like that, it's a very good shot. It probably really peaks all those kinks without showing any genitals or anything. It's just focusing on some of the like little details of what make people into stuff like this. Are you into stuff like this, Bill?

Because they were sound of a lot like a guy who's into stuff like this. I'm just saying. Yeah, sexual. He has a lot of insight and empathy with women who want to get fucked. Yes, you noticed that? Maybe that's your issue. He's like, look, all I do is look at porn all day every day, but I don't even like it. Well, it sounds like maybe you do, but you have a podcast about it, too.

I don't know. It's possible. I look at porn for the art. You're right, yes. It's just the shadows, the use of perspectives. It's really the garbage can in the back. They appreciate the craftsmanship. Well, that, that proves he doesn't understand how anything works.

Because this ghost is choking this checkout as she's raping, as he's raping her. And he says, that's. And then of course, she progressed to two hands. He's a really chokener. Yeah, two hands means business. Yeah, two hands means I want you dead. Yeah. That or he's trying business. Yeah, two hands means I want you dead. Yeah. Yeah.

That or he's trying to make biscuits, you know. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. That or he's trying to make biscuits. So like a cat? No, no, no, no, no, that type of biscuit. No, he's talking about, I don't know, needing, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, making that you're choking it. Choke bread. Is it murder bread? Have you never had murder bread? No, I haven't. Hmm.

It's great with like a little bit of like fresh cheese, you know, the couch. Maybe some liver pate and can't. Yeah. All right, let's list the things you can put on bread. Uh, I'll go first cheese. How are you going out, guy? Oh, this was so, see, this is why this episode is difficult of W a 2 p like there's nothing

to this fucking show. Fuck you, AJ. Again, there's not I listened to four episodes of this fucking story. A double speed. Yeah. And you got 12 fucking clips out of four episodes. Holy shit. And you basically took like six of them away from me when you listed the tags because that was my gag. So fun. I think I've got them shown is when they read the tags that make me smirk.

Well, just joining us now. Why don't we play your tags, and so shit. So our tags today are fisting, Vemdom, Fuda, Footlicking, Blowjobs, Big Dicks, Big Titties, Enel, Boot Worship, Bi-Hi-Boots, Stockings, Size Difference. Yeah. There really is something for everyone out there. Oh, you know, that's almost dare I say it. That's almost too many tags because if I'm really into like

Foot-licking and and boot worshiping I'm like yeah, but there's all these other things too like that if there's like blow jobs going on I'm gonna be bored for most of this What a boot-looking but no femdom. I don't want to be dominated by a woman. I just want to look boots. All right, well, the certain point, this girl makes sex about as unsexy as possible. We get, again, a really interesting perspective

of his dick drilling into her. And like you can see her pussy around the dick and even like the the little bean the bean is visible. And his dick is Vainey too. Yeah. Very. This doesn't interest me in adding single way. Everything that is right. He focused on the dick. You know, you can see the veins in in his cap, though. Huckle, no one's talking about that. But we need about a hour. You guys don't want to talk about it. Let's go and get away with it. He's starting to see, yeah, I'm starting to see why he only ever had one girlfriend after that. He got turned off the idea.

Yeah. All right. So as I've been describing to you, there's this ghost with a boner who rapes this girl. And we finally get to the money shot, which no one relays a money shot like these people. They know how to describe it to us. Cut to her head being pulled down onto the head of the matter, goes as dick as he comes and comes spraying out around her mouth everywhere. What's really gross is we see some bumps on the head of the dick. They're really selling it aren't they? That's the gross part. It's not everything. Not the dead people raping women in the office. That's not everything that they've been talking about.

This entire time, that's the part that's gross. All right, let's get back to the comedy, Kaya. Because I don't know about you, but when people talk about taints and just you're still word taint, I'm already laughing. I'm like, you know, you have to make a clever just the word taint by itself is enough for me. Also, the man's taint just is there.

Yeah, we often don't see a taint. So Tate never seen a taint like this for all run, go me all run. Well, you don't want to see it usually, milk. Like if you're watching porn, no one's focusing on the dude's taints that just sweat in hair. No, I'm the one who goes in the comments Action, it says too much taints. I was enjoying this video. I'm doing 17 minute mark. That tape shot I would actually appreciate that's that you come as a warning like on YouTube with the fucking disinformation banner. It's like warning. This is

Taints also the girl likes the guys asshole avoid. Yeah is taints. Also, the girl looks the guy's ass soul avoid. Yeah. I also want to see the directors cut where a certain point is like a lot of people didn't think we should do this shot from underneath the balls. You can see right off the tape. But I thought it was really important to include this in the final edit. So is there anything else from this you want to play before we move out, Kaya? No, I'm sorry. That was all the clips worth playing that I had. Again, I know I look very lazy, but there's not much to this.

Do not apologize for that. We have much to talk about today. And I want to get, yes, I want to get Anthony Kumiya in here. Ant, what's happening, buddy? Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Doing well and I got to get truly in here as well. Surely what's up, man?

Gentlemen, gentlemen, how we doing? Shallow, hello. Fantastic. And can you turn up on your end by any chance? You're real muffled. I can't let me try that. How's that? That work. That is great.

That is fantastic. I don't know. I'm here in Missy's studio and there's an echo of the, thank God I've been in radio for enough years to have enough screwed up fucking engineers and whatnot over the years that I could deal with an echo because I'm dealing with an echo right now and it's pain. Wow.

See, that's the problem is that studio is really hit or missy. Yes, it is very good. You should be on that. No, actually, that was a better joke than they did on that last show. You do that was I was sitting here just. Green. So bad. Terrible.

Do you guys know Kaya by any chance? I buddy Kaya. It's Julie and Anthony. Hi, I know you guys. All right. So I I know you guys. All right. So I'm going to be class right now. I'm with like radio legends and I'm just fucking nobody. That's a lot of ways.

Speaking of radio legends. We're going to get right into this. Who goes holy shit. Oh, that's very bad. Finally went to say this. John sent a note to Patreon yesterday. And DMCA, a bunch of the posts that I have put up saying that it's a copyright infringement when we've made fun of his book and when we made fun of beer on the balcony and the policy they have on Patreon is I have to take it down regardless.

And because I said, I'm like, well, this is fair use and I explained why it's fair use and how it's fair use. I go, he even set this to YouTube and they wouldn't take it down because they don't it's fair use. And what they told me was, well, you have to take the videos down.

And then if we don't hear back from him after 10 days, then you can put them back up. But if he files an additional complaint, then it goes back and forth. I'm like, so wait a second. This doesn't make any sense at all. I have to take them down. And then it's on me to put them back up when it's proven

that this was all frivolous in the first place. Why is that the file? I'll see you. The DAOCA system is so busted and open to abuse. This is an issue on every website. It basically what any person on earth can do, even if they're not an American citizen, by the way, anyone on earth literally can just copyright strike your video, have it taken down. And if you do it a couple of times in a row, by the way, the

website will sometimes just auto ban your entire account. YouTube does that for instance, if you get like three infringements in a row. And it is on you as the owner of the account to prove your innocence, which just flies in the face of our entire notion of like, you know, justice in general. Well, can't you just can you just release content about him on YouTube since they have no problem with you playing shit on there. Yeah, certainly I kind of I don't do the, this is a subscription, the paid subscription stuff on YouTube.

Cause I built the whole business or a patron, I like it, it's so I get it. But you know, you got to use a little honey to catch some of these fuckers, you know, throw out, give them, give them. Stuttering John stuff is like crack, give them the first few for free. Yeah. And then they'll steal a car for you. Carly, you modify, you modify it, take like five, not even five minutes to boot up my other system and use that. Oh, it's too bad. Yeah, they're definitely. I'll be right back. I will be right back. No worries. It's fine to me. I agree with Shuly. This is what I would do personally. I understand if you don't, but the three episodes that he copyright struck, I would make

those public and spread them everywhere. Hell yeah. Okay. If you don't want these to be heard, yeah, unfortunately there were six more after that. I got the other thing really. What a cock sucker. Yeah. Here's the other thing you can do. You can, and this is just the Jew and me spit ballin, but you can wait 30 days and then put them all back up. And then

he just keeps subbing to your Patreon. So you're making, you know, you're getting every month. That's not a bad idea because what's Centering John did was he joined my Patreon at the end of April. So we got charged for April and May. Do you hear that buddy long go? That $10 is what to be. Who do you think he actually put up to copyright strike though because there's no way John knows how to report something? Yeah, maybe finally the great,

like a book back was like, can you just take care of this yourself? I don't have time for this shit. I refuse to believe that that guy even takes his calls anymore. I don't buy it for a second. He's supposed to put one of the Yankee game with him. I'm going to this guy's avoiding him like HIV and it's heyday. I'm thinking he'd probably ask the son for help maybe.

And the kid was like, okay, all right, sure, whatever. Will you leave me alone if I do this one thing? That's assuming he has a relationship with any of his children. But yeah, I'm sure that's possible too. Hey, he sees them every other Thursday. Well, somebody, I put this on Twitter yesterday, and we got a lot of conversation going on there about it. And somebody showed me the form letter that Patreon gives you that you fill out in order

to file a DMCA request. And so I get pretty self-explanatory. Like all you have to do is put in, who are these podcasts? Bumble, blah, blah, blah. Episode 4. There you go. Help Daddy copyright strike a guy named Hamburg. Like all he has to do is put in who are these podcasts? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, episode. Bob, Bob, Bob. Help Daddy copyright strike a guy named Hamburg. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I believe his surname is hamburger. Oh, let's see, it was like Anthony's back.

Yeah. Are you in the same spot you were in before? Yeah, yeah, because, you know, Missy came in and fixed it. By getting mad at me because I had fucking discord up, but I didn't have discord up. She said everything up. It's on a different monitor by the way, the discord and the discord was coming through the audio also, which was making it echo. Yes.

I'm a fucking asshole. This all makes a lot of sense. So Stuttering John Fowley went to Washington and everybody's strapping. There's a lot to talk about with this because the missing measures of Senator John back in June of 2021 John announced Going to Washington. I'm going to reinvent myself. I would have all the questions like I used to have I'm going to talk to Marjorie Taylor Greed and Mitch McConnell. It's going to be great everyone's going to be laughing It's going to be this amazing thing and we've been saying all right, there's no way. He's gonna pull this off.

And he finally went. And we have much to discuss with the starting with his suit. He borrowed his brother's suit. He said he was gonna buy a suit. I guess the budget wasn't the budget. But we don't know what he paid his brother for that. It's true. That belt is strained like one of the cables on the Verisano bridge.

I'm holding that in and then the shirt coming out of the suit is too big. The shirt is untucked. The belt is shifting every which way. And he clearly has his penis tucked up. I think for some reason. I think this guy just got done blowing him. That's the only explanation for this photo. He's like, rushed to put his clothes back on. It's funny, you can look at this picture and you know both of them are thinking the same thing. Who the fuck is this guy?

I can't believe I would probably rather be walking through Harlem right now than standing with Sturring. Alright, so I'm going to tease it. This was the first video that John put out on his social media to let everyone know that he is in DC and get ready for it. The eagle has landed. My peeps, here I am in DC in front of the Capitol building. Hoping I could get some interviews with some of the Congress members.

Got all my questions here. Just waiting for my camera guy to show up. Who likes to be late. All right, wish me luck. Good key. Yay. who likes to be late. All right, wish me luck. Good GAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay You look like you're just fought a bunch of terrorists. He's so devolved. He looks like, as a comic, you do these prom shows from time to time, which is like prom night. And they bring these fucking high school douchebags in from prom. And they're all dressed up.

He looks like the limo driver that comes down to get him when the show's over. Extremely jaded and just in front of him. I'm a year of his cop chicken. I got to get the call back. Let's go. Well, there's nothing on center line with him. His tie is one side of belt, the shirt, everything, everything is zigzagging down his body. He looks well at everything. Yeah, but you know how you can tell someone's not a professional at what they're about to do when they're patting themselves on the back for having the basics of what you need

to do. You know, like he's like, I got my questions. Like, whoa, this guy came to play. Wow. I bet the lunch question. And they're not even, they're not even like casual cue cards, you know, like, like being low key, he literally printed out a page on a four paper and printed a folded it in half.

I left my lunch in his bag. I give the same seat in the school bus. I'll be taken back. Yeah. All right. So basically, he's in New York saying with his mom and he takes the Amtrak from New York to Washington on a Thursday.

He's staying over Thursday night and he very expensive hotel. We'll get into that. And then he's going back on Friday. So he's got two days. By the way, can I just say all this stuff you've said about him combined is less embarrassing than the stuff he admits

to on his own. And he's copyright striking the wrong person. Take your own content down. It's humiliating. So let's get right into it because I want to fast forward. So this is a photo from John and all his glory in Washington with his suit on next to a guy that looks important. So he's very excited. Now he comes back on Saturdays at Back in his mom's house on Long Island and he is defeated. Yeah, baby. Welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast. That my mom's house today. Yeah.

A very glueling trip to DC. I'll tell you all about it. It's not pretty. I just say, it's just not pretty. It's not fun, it's not funny, it's not pretty. All right, so we're at the back, a grueling trip to Washington. This is... How old is he that he's doing his show from his mom's house.

All to see that he's wearing it. I stand with you crane shirts like a 17 year old girl on TikTok. By the way, I'm just hoping that it's like the King of comedy where he has to start yelling at his mom for coming in. I got to do it. Oh my God. That's exactly what happens. Yeah. The fuck out of here. Oh, yeah. Check this out. So John gets

annoyed with his mom because his mom's in the background, listening to his show while he's doing it. So, hey, do you want to talk about an echo? It's gonna be a problem. Thank you. My I can hear me Good you oh my gosh. Could you go downstairs maybe you want your son or obsessed? Yeah, all right Facebook people during this broadcast you can support my page by sending stars a digital gift that helps me earn money Carlene Martin from Iowa, Sherry P. I could still hear myself, mom. Please go upstairs and down to the sweetheart, please.

Mexican Callie Maggie, Williams of all. You thought you were joking, Julie. I mean, all that keeps running through my mind is, and he's taking down your stuff. Like, like, I just know one in the Melinda's family own headphones. Do you know each of the sister fix this problem that you have? You're auditing to make a meme that's just a picture of him and says, I stand with it's sayin'

because he's crazy. He's out of his mind. Patrick and the discord, Patrick and the discord says his mom's and men, men's saw too. So producer Chris, you noticed that he got a new subscriber. I'm here to de squeege. De squeegee, a new member. Thank you.

Thank you very much. So of course the squeegee is a reference to that hack joke that he does. He's standoff. All right. So obviously it's a W-H-T-P fat scooping out of a John doesn't have a difference. By the way no one knows that bit aside from people that have listened on your show.

No one else has seen it. Eight people in his gigs. You don't think By the way, no one knows that bit aside from people that have listened on your show. No one else has seen it. Eight people in his gigs. You don't think people are showing up going, I hope he does the squeegee bits. We ain't cheating. They start chanting it. All right, dice with his palms. We're going to get into everything that happened in DC, but there are just a couple clips

I had to pull like this one where he gets distracted by his own face All this time give me doing a show Hey, what the fuck is going on here? Oh, that's me. Let me tell you something. Oh, gross I've been working on booking Don Winslow and he'll tell you For about five months. He was here once but for five months We've been going back to work because you want to weigh through a new book. City on fire. I guess he's a hair.

It looks like I have something on my lip. Whatever. Mark, a genueless here at Monsulou, how did your audio visual crew DC work out? DC workout. Let me just say not good. I put it in the very Then this cameraman ever show up. Yeah, it's on the second day. It's on the camera with the dead battery. I thought the dead battery. Classic, John. How bad you imagined this would be, because we had heard about this trip for a good year

before he actually did it. And how screwed up you knew it was going to be. It transcended all expectation of how screwed up the whole thing wasn't how bad it was. It's unbelievable. I thought as bad as it could go, at least have a couple of things that he could salvage right be like, well, you know, this was a good bed or this worked. Nothing worked. Nothing even close. It's so great. Nothing. Any advertiser for so long and hyped it up, it's like the, he's like Wiley Coyote who set the longest fuse on fire and then it just didn't explode. So of course, this guy has been asking for superchats and support to his Vanmo and PayPal since June of last year so that he can

go to Washington because it's going to cost him money. And you would think he'd be able to raise some funds in that time, a few thousand dollars maybe, you know, a decent amount of money. Well, the fact that he had to borrow his brother's suit tells me that the telephone didn't go too well. Well, he gets a little fostered about all the fees that were going out of the Washington. And then I pay for the whole I pay for the Amtrak. The Amtrak was

track was uh uh 370 I think for a roundtrip and track 370. I paid for the hotel which I thought was 370 it turns out I look at my bank account today was 467 for one night one night 467 I called a hotel guy you know guy behind account you know I kind of liked these names you know you know his name is Benny he's like I go dude you know you said it was gonna be like 360 what the oh yeah there's a city charge city charge, it has 30 bucks. And then this hotel packs and this and it, the fuck. When was the last time he stayed in a hotel?

Like this has been standard operating procedure with hotels for 100 years, 100 years. There's all kinds of fees. You know this when you go in, whatever the room rate is, it's going to be at least 70, 80, sometimes $100 more with fees. He doesn't know this. Well, also these are like fees and taxes and things. I mean, he's in Washington. He votes for this shit. This is when he votes for he votes across the livers. It's like, yeah, let's tax everybody. Then he gets like, wait, what's that all about? That's not cool. He's this. My dad, he he's 85 he gets together with his old Jew buddies once every couple weeks and this is the conversation at the table every time

is with tax it there's a city tax he's an all he's turned into an old Jewish woman right before my eyes. So he claims it was 374 the Amtrak which seems high but okay, but then he said my hotel was 3.72 So I think he's just confused. I think he's just got enough for it as had Then he wants to play about here's what I'm not confused about he never said I want to thank my followers for paying for my hotel Yeah, I want to thank my followers for paying for my travel You guys really came through He's because they didn't. Let's recap. He's down $7 to $800 for travel and accommodations and couldn't even buy a clothing had to borrow

a suit. He doesn't even owe it to me. He was on the tonight show for 10 years. He doesn't owe it to suit. That's all he got out of this expenditure was a photo with a random Asian dude who probably isn't even a politician. He was also visiting Washington on vacation.

Yeah. To the podcast. To a Chinese restaurant and green screen the capital. Yeah, I know for $10. So this is funny because he gets trolled a little bit. He gets a super chat that's trolling him. And when John gets thrown off by just a little bit, he turns into what is the worst broadcast Uh, uh, uh, uh, let's see. I can play those clips all day, aren't I?

So, he goes out to explain the end of pay for ubers and calves and everything cost him so much. And then Doug Goodstein couldn't give him the film crew that he needed. He needed that camera crew to come through for him. And Goodstein couldn't do it. So then he goes on Craigslist. And he finds you.

To say, to find this is June, he's on Craigslist. You can't find this shit. He goes on Craigslist and finds a crew. And he says, and he says, I had a strategy. I was gonna go to the Capitol Hill Club because that's where the Republicans hang out. So it's like a restaurant. It was. I just hang on outside there and a cost of it.

They're going out. It's stocking by the way. Yeah. Sure. It's not journalism, but you know, in case you're wondering. All right. So he waits for his camera guy on that Thursday. The camera guy keeps giving him the run around.

Oh, yeah, I'll be there in a little bit. Oh shoot, I need an adapter. Oh, I don't have a microphone. So finally, Josh is like, I forget it and just leaves and just goes back to the hotel bar. Well, if you're not gonna be professional, go buy. No cameraman. 30 minutes go buy. I said, that's it. I'm done. I said, I'm gonna go.

I go down to the train. Text them. Just forget it. All right. Now, just forget it. All right, now I'm leaving. Are you sure I could be there in five minutes? Yeah, I went L-O-L. Yeah, that's what you said an hour and a half ago.

So I left. Now, I only needed for what? Two hours, I was giving them 150 bucks. 150 bucks, one guy for two hours. That's it. 75 bucks an hour. Okay. I got mad skills. I can show up. I was like Jackie Mason breaking, breaking down a bill. 75 dollars. Two people twice. He'd everything about him is his money breaking down the cost. Everything yet he insist he's got a hitload of money. That's that's three 20s. A 10 and a five.

The way I want for the guy a double swan book. By the way, somebody in your chat said that the Craigslist ad that he posted for this crew, he put up six days before his actual event. Patrick's lonely baby, shout out. I wonder if his mom is standing behind him. Remember, if you're a soprano's fan, when Tony was standing behind AJ when he was laughing and just looking at him in utter disgust to learn to cave his head in, like, I wonder his mom is just looking at him like, you see shit.

I want you guys to note though, the way he said that was as if to say, I'm overpaying for these camera. He's 75 hours. This person is crazy for not showing up. And leaving that kind of money out the table. What was he thinking? By the way, to get pepper sprayed by security.

And you're actually gonna get close to anyone with any amount of privilege. Okay. So, John really wants to look professional and he's got a great strategy for this. Why not use my phone because the hold the questions and the phone, it would just be too awkward and it doesn't look professional.

The whole thing is I wanna look like I'm from Nudes Max, which is what I used. Nudes Max, thank you, Housewives. I'm gonna give you a lovely little tidbit. So, Nudes Max. Nudes Max, they can't hear me with the date, that's their problem. Oh my gosh. He's building a legal case already.

He's like, how does that do his Max? I said, Nude's Max, don't let him stand. You still not allowed to do that like his like, Coca-Cola. I called her Coca-Cola, so I'm fine. You can sell it. It doesn't matter if you, it's how you're presenting it. If it sounds like it, that's a problem too. You blithering idiot.

I bet you, his mom is just off camera beating up her womb. It's so funny, he reminds me of like those guys that I knew back at school that were just like, if it's an undercover cop and you ask them if there's a cop, they have to. Right. We can't lie. Not on your property. This government's property. The teacher isn't cheering 15 minutes. We're legally allowed to leave. So as I mentioned, he goes back to his hotel bar. He's kind of disappointed with this guy that he hired from Craigslist, who never showed up. So he starts going through the other people

who answered his Craigslist ad to see if he could find another crew for the next day. I said, you know, can you come? And he goes, uh, you know, can you come? And he goes, you know, and they're not getting back to me. So I'm like, I don't know what to do. I don't know. So now I'm stuck. I text the camera guy that I already had.

Now you're gonna say, John, why would you do that? You already know the guy, his zero response, but I didn't have a choice. I'm stuck paying $450, $60, you know, for a hotel room, $400, almost $400 for the Amtrak, the air flight here, you know, like, you know, it's like, come on, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, fantastic video from it. People who lose on iPhones, right? Why not just get a friend? We've heard about all of his friends that he has and have them hold the iPhone, which

looks great, and do it that way. Why didn't he need a camera crew? I think he just wanted to tell people I had a camera crew with me, like it just sounds better. Yeah, I think about the first guy that agreed at first, right? It was gonna come down and then and then he obviously Googled John and Sausah and he's like I'm not fucking go. That's like a chick going this guy's creeping me out. Another dude was like this content creeps me out. I'm not going anywhere. All right. Oh, he wanted the money is somebody saying, yeah, he might have just wanted the

money. And if you say you got to hire a camera crew, people are going to give you more money if you're fan. Yeah. Also, there's this like professionals don't go on Craigslist. Right. That's like for fucking people trying to get rid of old furniture and shits. You're not going gonna find like competent technology Press on there go on Craigslist. Here's a fun tip don't bitch about whatever didn't work out because you went to fucking Craigslist if you walk away not being murdered Guys once again he acts like these things just happened to him He's just so unlucky that these things just happen to him.

It's like, no, you're not gonna find a competent crew on Craigslist. And so he goes back, he can't get in touch with anyone else who answered his ad. So the next morning, he decides to go ahead and meet up with this guy. Oh, God, the same guy who already stiffed him. The day before, the guy shows up. He's late, but he shows up. But his battery and his camera is dead. And John goes out and says, I can't believe this guy. He's late, but he shows up. But his battery in his camera is dead.

And John goes out and says, I can't believe this guy. When I were for the tonight show, those camera guys, they all brought four batteries with them. Yeah, but you're hiring this guy off Craigslist. Those guys work for the tonight show. You see the difference, right? John, like your star is falling.

And he had nothing to do with the guys in the tonight show being prepared, correct? Right. And nothing to do with John. So I like they came to him before the guys in the tonight show being prepared correct Right, nothing to do with John They came to him before they went in the van and goes just enough batteries box So the tonight show didn't get them on Craigslist right professionals in the industry So this guy is like oh shit. I brought one battery and it's dad But don't worry my girlfriend's gonna come and meet us as she's gonna bring a battery

So that she shows up 20 minutes later with the wrong size battery one battery and it's dead, but don't worry, my girlfriend's gonna come and meet us and she's gonna bring a battery. So that she shows up 20 minutes later with the wrong size battery. So, they're still totally S.O.L. Now, we'll get to, you know, filming out this on iPhones and everything that's coming up. This is a longer clip and tell me to stop it if you need to, but this is really the payoff that I was hoping for.

When Chad said he would be going to Washington, I just, I, you know, I don't know what I've done right in life that a boy like me, I'm gonna possibly have to have a charm like it's really amazing. In the meantime, I hear a teacher, you know, because they bring these like tours of all these students. I hear a teacher go, um, so kids, because they bring these like, tours of all these students. I hear a teacher go, so kids, now you'll notice there's no flag over where the house meets and there's no flag over where

the senate meets. The reason for that is because Congress is not in session. I go, she's gotta be wrong. She better be wrong. So I look up all my phone and it says Congress isn't Sheshen today. Congress is infected. So I look up on my phone and it says Congress isn't sheshen today on on the House of Representative on their on their schedule site. It says Congress is in session. I checked this before I left. I checked it and I checked it again.

And I checked it when I was in front of the Capitol. This is a comedy, a comedy of Eris, a comedy of Eris. Without the pesky comedy part. The comedy on the way. You're right to the address. You left out the most crucial thing. It says on the calendar here, that comedy's in session, is it? She goes,

no, no, they canceled it like a day ago or two days ago. I go, what? She goes, yeah, I think it's because, and she said something I didn't understand. Yeah, it was something I told you something. Yeah. I told you, God, it'd be kidding me again. something. Yeah. I could you got to be kidding me again. Something to understand vacation. Pay time off. She's those were some college words on me. I was again. I come all this way. This time I take a four hour train right on the Amtrak

and an hour car ride to New York. So total like five hours to get here. And now they're not in session again. Yeah. So that's that was my favorite clip. After all this planning and everything that goes along with that, he's so excited. He shows up. They're not there. No one's there.

Plus, a Friday afternoon. Friday afternoon is not a good time to try to find Congressman anyway, probably not the bus. But he's, he's bitching about shit that most of it is not in his control. The long journey to DC from New York, the hour drive from wherever the fuck he is to New York

into the city or whatever the fuck he has to do. Like, these are things that aren't gonna change, no matter how well prepared you are, you're gonna have to commute. The stuff that you can control, he does nothing about. Like checking the schedule, seeing when people are around buying a suit or having questions. Yeah, getting a crew with two batteries. Put a revolving battery. He really is one of the most lazy people I've ever seen. Yes, there are a few things he could have controlled here that he just let go into the breeze. He just did nothing about it.

And then stands there and goes, can you believe this? Like, they like, I'm so interesting. It was how a bill is made on school. I don't get it. I've put zero effort into this and it all fell apart. Yeah. He's chewy. He has to expect everyone else to be dumber than he is. Like Ted Cruz was going to come out of a room that gets panstown and toilet paper stuck to his shoe that's like, oh, no, stuttering John. How did you find me? Hey, I'm wearing my brother's suit too. Yeah, John's attitude is gonna be like,

this can happen to anyone. Anyone who went to try to do this, this is what happened to them is like, well, no, you did everything wrong, John. And then to Anthony's point about, just shoot it on your iPhone. So they decide they're gonna to do two camera shoot. You know, you want to get the interviewer or the interviewer.

We want to be able to be over the shoulder kind of a thing. Exactly. And then in post production, you can edit together the interview, make it look nice. Now the guy, the guy you hired off a Craigslist, his phone can shoot video, but it's not capturing any audio for some reason. So they decide, all right, let's just shoot it with your girlfriend's iPhone. We'll just get the one shot. And we'll figure that out. It's so good.

When I show you what she's shooting and how she's doing it, you are not going to believe that this is what happened. So, I'm not having my cell phone. So when you hold up a cell phone and you take video, she holds it up and then flips it to the side, well I'm doing, well I'm doing the interview. So you have me like this and then like this.

Wow. I am like, now I don't realize that that's what's going on until I look at one of them and I go. After I get in view, Mario van Peoples. I realize. Wow. It's flipping, Congressman. And it's falling. And it's falling.

Start of stage and screen. a start of stage and screen and from uh... you know this new jack city and does it not know what landscape motives and still film and if you want to

sideways it's fine but what's great though is that this is why he had the role that he had Howard Stern because Howard would send him out knowing he would fuck it up and knowing there would be a way when he came back and they went you couldn't get a film crew, John, I had to try to try that this girl didn't know how to film but that's what's funny about him. He's not like a fat guy gets a nickname tiny, right? It's ironic.

Yeah. He his nickname was hero of the stupid and it was dead on. There was no irony. You could say mental, they love. He's fucking idiot. So John finally does get some interviews. He has no idea who he's interviewed. He's hoping that maybe we could tell him once he shows us the videos.

Maybe one of you guys could tell me who these congressmen are because I don't even know their names. He's an idiot. I'm a no-reous perch. What if it was Joe Biden? You seem like a smart guy. He's been hyping this for a year, dude. And he's like, I don't even know who I talked to. And the best part is, Julie, is that all those questions he printed out on his mom's printer that he has ready to go are for people he'll never get near. And so he has to explain again,

all the great questions he had if he had seen Marjorie Taylor Greed, which of course he did that. And we had great questions. From Marjorie, Trailer Greene. Trailer Greene. Trailer Greene. Yeah.

That's his joke, doll. He says he's from the trailer park. Sorry. I get it. It's a little bit better than Mitch McDickless. I'll give him that. It's a little more clever than that one. Listen, you stay here.

I'm going to be here. I'm going to be here. I'm going to be here. I'm't. It's a cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap. It's a little bit better than Mitch McDickless. I'll give him that. It's a little more clever than that one. Listen, you stand her and him side by side on the capital steps in his brother's suit. And you tell me who looks like they live in a fucking�. Oh, this, this shit list is your favorite comedy. Are you going to be going on dance with the straws when you first dance beat a goose Oh, this shillin' was list your favorite comedy. Are you gonna be going on dance with the straws

with your first dance beat of Goose Step? Uh, I mean, just, you know, you got five hundred, five hundred, if you're not wearing a mask on the house floor, if anyone should be wearing a mask, shouldn't it be you? Uh, just, you know, a whole bunch, a whole bunch of questions. He's still reading, asks the questions.

Yeah. Well, because he knows he's not going to have anyone to read these questions, too. This is the only time they're getting out. By the way, no love for that woman, but this is a person who just got grilled in Congress relentlessly for like a fucking week with all the shit they threw at her. It doesn't think he's's gonna throw her off her game And I who looks like that calling you ugly is it's really I'll just hope I'll get in here

Love and that he's like maybe you guys could tell me what I talked to because I don't know anybody. Surely, the best part about this is that he's not upset for himself that this doesn't work out well. He's upset for all of us because this is going to be such great content and it didn't come to fruition. You know, I spent well over a grand, probably close to the 1500 on everything. He comes in for Noah.

Outlook, I'm not, no, look, I know it sounds like I'm winding him. I'm mad for you guys, because I know that you wanted me to get some good people and get some good ideas. I know it. And that's what I did. I had my brother to suit, which I know everyone commented on Twitter.

His mom's in the back. Man, you look horrible on a suit. I go, I know. I hate wearing a suit. I've hated wearing a suit since my communion. So there. I don't like suits. Except except lawsuits. Mom's staring at a highway going, it's my run fast. I can't see. Maybe I could just run myself out this window. She said, they're going, he's reading the fucking questions again. And nobody uses the right.

That's my boy. Yeah. So I love that he's blaming the fact that he doesn't look good to suit. I'm just like, it's just me. I just don't look good to suit. Chad, you don't know how to put a suit on. It doesn't fit you. You don't know how to put it on. There's other problems here.

I don't like suits like they did something to a great history with him. Man. He's got excuse. He's got to excuse for why his suit is so ill-fitting here. So by the way, that picture of me in a suit, I have a sweatshirt underneath the suit because it's cold in DC. So I got a sweatshirt and then the college shirt, then the tie and the jacket. So when it's sweat in my ass, so often when it's when the I'm freezing.

I got the cum. So what is it having caught a cold? The cold is something. The cold is something. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just say I brought cash from home and if my wife were to walk by and hear me screaming about this thing, she would call

a professional. My husband has had some sort of aneurism and has lost his mind. Also, do you realize if you're wearing a suit and you're still cold, you're supposed to, you see newsmen, they wear like a trench coat or a nice, orpony coat with their suit that matches the look of the suit. You don't put a sweater on the knee, but what did you have gloves pinned to the inside

of the sleeves? Oh, yeah. I'm fighting you all. It's got hooded hair out the back of his suit. Super man. So much fat, a lunch bag. Ma, to snow day, I'm gonna dress myself. And then I wear a moose boots, all the congressmen are making fun of me. I'm gonna wear a pajamas boots because it was still cold out.

Oh my God. All right, watch the video end of this clip again, because he says I'm a little ridiculous. I'm surprised I haven't caught a cold. The COVID is something. You can't catch COVID. COVID is from the cold. The COVID is from the cold.

That's how COVID works. That's the price it gets COVID from. It's a cold outside. The kick-call misinformation. But just call for it. It's COVID out there. I want to see his mom walk up behind him like in a, hey, Paul, so he didn't even would have sledge them.

Either that or a fucking ISIS video where she just rips his head back and just swits us throughout on camera. What's you back there? Ironing or something. It looked like she was ironing. This now for woman cigarettes adore thigh so she could feel something. When little John came out, she first nosled him to her breast. Did she think 50 some odd years later, he'd be pontificating about nothing in her living room like that?

Do you think she said that? Yeah, literally mourning the milk. Yeah. I think you think she said they're going to, if I would have dropped him off the Empire State building on day one, he might have had a better shot. All right. So now we have the set up guys. Really for Roe versus Wade.

So he obviously, he's trying to set the stage here, guys. I'm going to show you the videos. It's not gonna be good. Nothing worked out. Wasn't my fault. But let's get into this. Let's get in with the first video here. So here, I'm gonna just play you this.

So you can see how she, this is me talking to a, so he's got this guy, Tony Michaels. And Tony Michaels has his sidekick on Gabe Sanchez. So they do a political show that's part of the Midas touch brothers network or whatever. And he was going to have Don Winslow on. He's the he's the guess after these guys. I don't think he wants to embarrass himself in front of Don Winslow.

I'm amazed that I don't think he can get Michael Winslow on his bike show. Like, just got a Winslow. Who would would Michael Winslow say about the Shrippin' EC? Boooo! Yeah! Can you just do a whole lot of love with your mouth? Ha ha ha ha! So here I'm gonna just play you this.

So you can see how she, this is me talking to a congressman's assistant, okay? So check this out. This is how she's shooting it. Or when it's... Oh, who's there? How are you? What are you doing? Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, Jesus. I'm over here. Ah. She's like 80 feet away from me. I had a small... All right, so now I'm... She's like, okay, now here we go with the zoom. And then look... Ah! Now I'm sideways. Ah! now I'm she's okay now here we go with the zoom and then look

You can fix that you retard Can you please pull that drop of him going, I'm sorry. I'm the movie sideways. I drink too much. I'm Paul Giovanni. I think her body language. It's like a little girl who's trying to height like a bad test result from her parents or something. I got an F mom. Don't beat me. She's a hard-earned men's assistant. Like who's looking to interview her and then this guy shows the public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public.

The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public.

The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. The public.

The public. The public. The public. The public. The public. I'm really him. That would have been a fantastic. Oh my God. Nice macing. I think it is. Shoe, I think you brought this up on your show that all the sudden this interview turns into like a Batman episode, where though I climbing up the side of a building. Yeah. Yeah. If you would have just turned with her, I just started knowing it.

All right. So, um, this is him. Now, he got to talk to Mario Van Peoples as we've already established. All right, so this is him now. He got to talk to Mario Van People as we've already established. And so he starts to set that video up for us. Now, I'm gonna show you how she shoots my enemy with Mario Van People.

Now, my first question, because when Mario Van People is walking in, I don't even know who he is, but thankfully These guys do so I go and Mario looks like he wants to be interviewed because he keeps looking at us and looking at us Like please interview. Oh God, please interview me and I go no, no, no, and then I didn't know So now I'm gonna wait till he leaves and And now I'm gonna ask him, like Mario, you're a person of color. Why are you at a Republican place?

I got to get it, you know? Don't you love how progressive love segregation? He doesn't, what are you doing even there with those Republicans? And why are you touching that tricking found? That's not a free rule. You're a person of, you're a person of, you're a person of Colin.

You're a black. Yeah, yeah, the whole point of it is so racist. Like you're black, why are you going into a white person's restaurant? What is pretty much what he's saying here? And he's a hypocrite. He's out there years ago. He's talking about buying fireworks and they weren't called people of color chasers.

No, no, no. Yeah. So, like, now all of a sudden, he gets it. Now all of a sudden, he's's like he's the champion for the people of color. He's evolved. Yeah. Evolved, go jump in front of a fucking Amitrak on your way home.

Well, he's also shocked that he's seeing police officers walk into this club where this Republican's hangout don't they know? And the other weird thing that I wanted to tell you before I played these interviews, at the Capitol Hill Club, the Capitol Hill Police, keep on going in and having lunch there. And I'm going, how the hell are the Capitol Hill Police going into the right wing club when it was the right wing that are responsible for the beatings that their

colleagues had. I mean, they got a good chicken strip basket. I don't know. Yeah. Come on. I'm saying, Anthony Michael, okay, you get him a smack in the back and I think it is. Funny stuff. Really better. It's like if Colombo was retarded.

And he's like, the mumbo. Just one more thing. How did I get here? Yeah. I'm going to make one who are you? My hat. I'm wearing a joke.

I don't need that. Yeah, that's funny. There used to be John's joke question to celebrities. Who are you and why are you famous? Now, he's literally asking people, who are you? He is one of these idiots that believes everything he sees on the news and whatnot. Oh, the Capitol police would go in, they don't give a shit. Not to get a discount or a free meal over there.

Yeah, they probably get freebies. And what makes the place so right wing? It's in Washington. I'm sure a lot of politicians go there if the food's good or the company, it's a place to network, whatever. And the fact that I guess you'll play the Mario van Peoples talking about, he's in there to try to get money from these people for the arts. So why wouldn't he go in there?

Oh, cuz you're black. from these people for the arts. So why wouldn't he go in there? Oh, cuz you're black. Cuz you're in the dark. I also love that he sparted where he didn't know who he was when he walked in. So he never tried to interview him. And then when he went in, people go, that was Mario Van People. He's like, shit, I'll get him when he comes out. And he looks at us and he goes, he really wanted to talk to me.

But I was like, no, no, I'll wait till he gets out. Right. So this is Mario Van Peebos coming out and answering John's question. He does not look, he wants to talk to John, by the way, that's a good point, Julie, but I'll let you judge for yourself. He's a nice woman. He's a nice, you know, like really kind woman.

I'm not, you know, I'm not, you know, but so now let's play. So Mario's going to explain why he's at a Republican club. Let's hear it. Just preach. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I think it's happening again. Here's a response to my question. Who's following this time, John? I gotta figure out how he's back. Oh, here it is. All right, here we go. Here's his response to how can a man of color be at the Republican? The man of color.

All right, here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my god. I'm here to talk about God. What was he talking about? Video. I'm serious. That goes on for a while, I had to cut it. Like, can't hear anything of those good guys. What are you doing?

How do you get an echo on an eye-saulder? How do you do anything of that? Like, you guys have to understand how many billions of dollars go into the technology to make it easy to use for dummies like John and somehow. They still manage to make a shit. You have to try to take a video of that bad on an iPhone. Yeah, it looks like it's through a bad filter. Like just this is bad.

Yeah, bad. And it'll be like, I'm surprised the phone didn't ring in here. The camera is like an old Nokia. This isn't an iPhone. I've seen people that have less experience than somebody you could get off a Craigslist. Filming video of people committing crimes

and on subway platforms and stuff here in New York City. And it looks like cinematic, it's beautiful. And this idiot can't get somebody to hold a phone straight and have the audio work and something that is autonomous like an iPhone. And I think... Mario, Mario, Mario, I...

How are you going to publish it? I'm calling... I'm calling... Go... Go into a place like... Hello, hello... Mario, Mario, Shenandoah, Mario, hello... I just do Shen And Congressman people.

How do you even film at one frame a second? That was a slight show. I didn't know there was a recording option for cameras. You know, if a mass shooting happened at the exact time he was interviewed, the news wouldn't even use the footage. It's that bad. They didn't hear anything. It was just the Google Maps and the Bigfoot footage.

Yeah, that happened around here. But so, Mariel's answer to the question is, we can't just preach to the choir all the time. So I'm trying to get money for the arts and so I need to talk to both sides of the aisle and try to get them to vote on this bill or whatever. And Sonny John does not understand this concept at all. He only preached to the choir. That's all he ever does.

He would never talk to anyone who doesn't think exactly the way that he thinks. This is the second question he gets out of Mary on. This is the fun question. This is the funny one. Are you excited that you're gonna muscle up? I'm gonna go gain that and go, go, go, go. That one I don't know, I'll let you in. I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do it. Oh. So that was my little joke thing, you know, you know, you know, you know, are you happy that Elon Musk could come back and cook a cook? We heard it. Yeah. Yeah, what I said, Tee, what I said, I told him this friggin' idiot. And you know, it is even great about that.

It's a subtle thing, but it really had some impact. Mario Van Peoples is dressed to the nine. That's a nice tailored suit is amazing on him. And then next to that friggin' bum, a stirring John, I'm from Newt's Max. Newt's Max. And you pointed this out in your show. So not to be redundant.

But he takes credit for that joke that was literally a tweet that Elon Musk put out. I'm going to require Coca-Cola or to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola. And John's like, yeah, that was a joke that I wrote. I'm going to wait. He's not going to. He's not going to. Yeah, the way he turns around and that I wrote. I don't know what it is. He wrote it. Yeah, the way he turns around and looks at, I almost said camera, looks at the iPhone

and he's like, yeah, like boom, nail that buck or. Okay, so this guy, Tony Michaels is a moron because he thought the question was the best part of what John just showed him. He's like, oh well, you gotta use that video. Where you're asking about the Coca-Cola thing. That's amazing. Meanwhile, John is showing the wrong screen here.

He's actually got into his YouTube studio screen. This is funny. You know, John, the best part was that final part where you asked him about the cocaine and coke, you should just cut just that part and put that on the internet. That's the best part. Cause the point is, when you say, to his credit, I mean, you could say there was a best part of the Holocaust, right?

If you really, you know, picking levels and you stay, so the show is good. It means it was the best part. So. And that's a good point. Everything's a relative is what you're saying. Right. Everything is relative. That makes sense.

I also like how everything has zero views, except this public video is which has 300 views. Yeah, I was gonna point that out. So he's got an interview with this congressman. It's at 325 views. It went up April 16th. So that's weeks ago. The 325 views.

And then there's another funny thing that comes up there. Like he's so on the bottom is his acting real one. And you can see that the thumbnail is him as that clown in one, two, Maddie. Like that was one of the highlights of his acty-greal was him being a clown that shitty movie that he wrote and started. Our most, our most, I'm not a familiar with acting

reals, our most under two minutes. That's under two minutes. Also, more importantly, monetization is on on it. So he's sending this to people, potentially like directors and people he wants to hire him. And there's on on it. So he's sending this to people potentially like directors and people he wants to hire him and there's advertising on it. John has a fizzle real. He's really he's really intrigued by what you just said. No, I know. I know. It's okay. So now he is. He is my first question. Okay, hold on, hold on. What the hell, all right.

All right. You're not gonna believe this, guys. So hold on. Here is the best I can do with the side clip. This is the best I can do with the side clip of this interview here. Okay. He's talking about. Oh my God.

So because she was holding the phone and it was like bouncing back and forth. Jazz, I don't want to sell with this. It's going to be great. You couldn't say that. He goes, this is the best I could do with the side. The side. But are you talking about a motorcycle? Like what are you talking about?

I don't know. Hold on. Let me find it. Hold on. Like Hold on now I'm having a problem. You can get me No, Joe is into your private videos John. This is that we just want to see the one from DC. Yeah, I know I don't know why Okay, so hold on should be okay. Do you see that I have to uploaded this we see your YouTube channel? Yeah, we just see the the one yeah, now A lot of people like to see how the burgers made So that's what we do here on our show. So we never know So he shows the video finally and you can't really hear it.

You can't really see him or anything. But the question was to a Republican congressperson, when you're done with politics, do you plan on finally serving the people? And then he goes, which was a funny question? Good one, John. Who wrote that one? Do you or your buddy go over that one? You were your buddy.

Go over that one. Your chat is a million times funnier than John will ever be. Look, guys, this is the best I could do. The scattering, John. Sorry. This is the best. Holy shit, that does funny, man. All right.

So now you should have hired your chapter right. Fuck your questions for her, dude. They had a crush on her. So now his guest is trying to make a porn joke that goes right over John's head. And I want you to watch this carefully because both of his guests are laughing at how John is not understanding what they're saying at all. You know, I think, I think John, I think John, when these people post on Craigslist that they'll film for you, I don't think they mean like a political question. I think they mean film other things like,

you know, private type. Like, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, now after the wedding party even, you know, like, you know, when you're in the bedroom just, you know, we've crossed the surf lines and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, like that kind of thing. Yeah, I don't know. No, he's another one. Oh my gosh. He did not understand anything.

That seems like it's too ripe for comedy. Let's move on. Like, if you play rap for an old guy, you just like, I don't know the stand. When he's talking, when when that Anthony guy was talking, the John's face, I saw that driving down the teconic once right before my car was destroyed by a deer. That was just standing in the road there. Just, I was gonna say, it's like a dog when you give it a command, it doesn't understand it. He's like, he's trying to understand what is a wedding?

No, no, after the wedding, you know, you, you see, you see people doing that magic trick where they just disappear from behind the blank. They're dog and they're dogs like, what the bird, John, is going like this. All right. So now John is gearing up for a good one here. Then he can't wait to show these guys. He finally gets a congressman on. All right. Here we go.

Are you ready for this one? Yeah. They're you are. I can see you. Okay, let's see what happens here. It's in 540p, my two way. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

I'm sorry. Did he use like a disposable Fuji-filled camera? I didn't use it. What is 540p? Is that like a, did he have someone from a Russian phone? What is 540p? Is that like a, did he have someone for a Russian phone? I don't even know what that is. We need to turn down the iOS.

No, that's not even an optional modern phone. If I saw that out of a plane windshield, you'd have to fly by instruments. What the fuck is happening? plane windshield you'd have to fly by instruments. What the fuck is happening? I've seen an iPhone this bad since even the first iPhone that came out, it was it was better than that. Set the filter to moon lighting. I want to look like simple.

Set it to old broad on Star Trek. How bad. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. many but maybe you guys do great let's see if we can see him sure okay do you oh my gosh what this guy's instant He's just not a fucking alcohol on him. Was light Is he touching him what is he doing? I think he accidentally spit on him during Sorry about that I got COVID beat out here at the cold. I'm double vagston boosted. You got to not know worry about. One question.

Do you think Joe Biden won the election? Well, I think the election, I think the election, do I have? This is what drives me crazy. These guys still can't admit that Joe Biden, by the way, this file is called liar fixed. Yeah, liar fixed, liar fixed because they had to go back and post and change it from going back and forth to portrait landscapes on fixed. By the way, it's the most decent close to an interview thing he's shown so far. And he can't even let him roll. He's now

cut into this and killed all the momentum, any moment that he had. It's something that has the quality of what a cartel execution from 10 years ago. I don't even do this. Well, you hear the cockamami, the illusion bullshit that comes out of this con women's mouth. If anyone can tell me who that guy is Zuckerberg kind of shit here Tony gave check check out his excuse here, okay All right, yeah, all right, I already knew there, buddy. Oh, God, here he goes again. I think there were security concerns and concerns about

the official picture of the Mark Secular $5 million. In fact, we have not so many ballots, because of the assent of ballots. So I think there's a lot of concern to American people deserve an answer to you. They say that all the politicians are liars, which is your favorite What?

Oh my god, I feel claustrophobic watching this. I feel like I'm in he created an on drugs and perspective. What was that question? It wasn't even funny. It wasn't in a joke format. Congressman from Newsmax, Max. Do you have time for a wriggle? I like to be explained to that was a funny question. I have to admit. Yeah, politicians are the wires, which is your favorite? Why do that after a lot of your jokes are on stage? Yeah. And people love that.

That was the end of that. And that was really funny, right? Am I missing something? I honestly don't get the joke. Like, like all politicians are liars. Which ones are your favorite? Like, which politicians are your favorite? Which lie is your favorite? Yeah. But, and why even say that you have are favorite? Like which politicians are favorite? Which lie is your favorite?

But and why even say that you have a favorite? I don't get the joke. Well, neither does John's guess because after this video plays, watch this clip. Where John explains that was a funny question and look at Tony's response here. What's the funny question? Yeah, you know why not?

Yeah, why not? I love that he answered John like the same way I answered my daughter my seven year old day, but she asked me if we're going to live on Mars one day. Yeah, why not? You know, you fucking hell. All right, so remember, even more juvenile that John thought that that was going to throw off the Congressman, you know, politicians on liars to say, yeah, this one, this one's even worse. Kyya.

So we just heard him say he had all these questions from our retailer, green. They didn't get to, but he's able to use that same hilarious joke question for another person. Oh. How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing?

Oh, I'm fine. He's fine. Yeah. He was receptor to that. How you doing? Oh. Just like this brooder film Did you hear the question

No, this is this is worse footage than bigfoot. I'm starting to yell to John exists I don't think so I am not exaggerating at all. I have better quality Video that was transferred from my father's eight millimeter films from the 60s It kind of looks like that kind of blown out and a little bit over exposed and yellowish and shit. But how do you do that with an iPhone? It's brilliant. John's like, I need a two shot. The sun and then me.

I need a three shot to put the sun and Jack Daniels. He was white balancing on Mario van Peoples. That was the problem. The briefcase from pulp fiction is open in front of a whole good fault. So so now he's just showing them that question. He asked the congressman, shouldn't Marjorie Taylor green be wearing a mask like imp applying that she's ugly or whatever and the guy doesn't even understand that question it's not a gotcha question it's not good and this is a longer clip but he goes in and plays this two more times for these guys because he

wants him to see his brilliance he's showing off to his friends now Oh Dude why do you keep laughing? Just let me Oh my god shut up. I'm trying to listen. Yeah the question Tony. I can't help You know we laugh over the question. You're not enjoying my brilliance correctly. Wow. Everybody's laughing now. Oh, man. The day John's mom has passed.

He's pissed at everyone. Everybody's getting the full wrath of John. Hold on, I know I got to play again. This is so embarrassing. Like you guys know that moment when you're trying to show your friend a funny video on your film, but they don't laugh at it. And you're like, okay, never mind whatever. John actually gets angry.

He's like aggressive about it. I'm actually going to go through this until you can satisfy me. And now I do it. Now it's not playing as mother. All right, hold on. You know, can you can you read the can you read out what the question was? Yeah, from the piece paper. Look at Tony. He's losing it. Can you read out what the question was?

Look at Tony he's losing it I like that he I like that the other guys like hey maybe you can read it out. Yeah So we can't let the fuck we're the mask? Should we burn the mask? Should we burn the mask? Should we burn the mask? Should we burn the mask? Should we burn the mask? Should we burn the mask? Should we burn the mask?

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Look how proud he is. I know. He can't wait. The question was, Maudry took Trial agree and got fine, $2,500 for not wearing a mask on the house floor. If anyone should be wearing a mask, shouldn't it be her? Oh, God. Holy shit. So bad. Wow, is that embarrassing? It's amazing, isn't it?

Shouldn't it be any does his little acting thing? Shouldn't it be her? Did I see this in the paper today? He doesn't, he doesn't, he does his little acting thing. He doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn, he doesn, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn, he doesn't, he doesn't kept pounding it. And his friends there, they heard it. They heard it already. So it's so embarrassing. He starts laughing at his own shit. So later on, John actually reads all of the responses he got back from his Craigslist ad. And I think that's pretty funny because all the other responses he reads these guys are like, oh, he should pick that person. Oh, he should have picked that person. No, no, no, no, I didn't pick those people. I picked this one instead. And I'm gonna save that probably for the live show next week

because there's some more clips in here that are really funny. Like even his friends are just like, well, John, you're the one who fucked this up. You picked the wrong guy when he did the Craigslist thing. And so I was like, I have 20 years experience. You had the guys like, I have a bowl pack. Ready to go. He's like, oh, this guy. No, Julie, literally have 20 years experience. The other guy's like, I have a bowl pack ready to go. He's like, I'll put this guy.

No, Julie, literally the reason why I picked the guy that he picked is because the guy said he was a fan of stuttering John. That was really good. He was a fan of mine. Well, you know what that's about. That's about him not having to pay him anything at all at the end of the fracking day. Well, that leads me to this next clip. Julie, I'd like to say that.

Perfect. I posted 150 bucks a day for eight hours. Now, granted, I knew I wasn't going to do eight hours because I can't, I got to tell you, man, I'm getting old because as I'm standing in front of that Capitol Hill Club, for two or three hours, my back is killing me and there's no way to sit down. And I'm just like, dude, I'm getting too old for this kind of, you know, because for Chubby Chase, I stood for this kind of you know, because for Chevy Chase I stood for eight hours You know a little passive bag glory days You had to bring up Chevy Chase there. I want to stand with you crane put my back hurts

Remember when he was doing the math and saying 150 bucks two hours, 75 bucks an hour. Yeah. Okay, but he officially listed it as a 150 bucks for eight hours. Yes, 18. Should you get shitty people applying? 18, 75 an hour, which by the way,

I don't want someone making my lunch, he's making last the 20 bucks an hour. That seems like a bad idea. He's putting out all this. Oh, I don't know. I'd someone who wants to make 150 for a day's worth of work in a hour. That seems like a bad idea. He's putting a, oh, what an asshole. On someone who wants to make 150 for a day's worth of work filming, which seems like a really bad idea. So last clip, this is John back in LA after this trip. And you won't believe what he's talking about on his next show back. Hey, John, welcome back. You're watching

the DC videos. Great. Thank you. I thought that show was one of my favorites. Just goofing on my camera people and and the questions were funny. I don't care what anyone says. People it cost me $450 for a hotel room. Okay. And $370 in a name track. All right.

You know, and then another couple hundred and crew, and then everything else. Screw. Then Uber's. Cams and you know, you name it. So all right, you know, so all these donations help. So, you know, please, I appreciate all the donations. He always needs money, even, I appreciate all the donations.

He always needs money. Even though you didn't, all the money coming into this. Now he needs money for doing it. And somebody posted this in, I'm not a Reddit. And it made me laugh so much. Oh, cool. Yes, DC Express is motel 650 bucks, Busted DC, 30 bucks, cool is 49 51. And that's why I needed to keep sending me those super chats peeps.

Unbelievable. And he, and he presents it as if there was this petition filed as if people were beating down his door going, John, we need you in DC to go after the republic. We need you to stop them cold, pal. You're our only hope. Nobody wanted this. Nobody asked for this. Wasn't he grubbing? Wasn't he trying to grub off the Midas touch people to pay for this, to sponsor it? He kept talking about that. And those guys from what I've seen, they have a lot of money. They have a little bit of a war chest there. And they didn't want to sacrifice, you know, even a thousand dollars, twelve hundred bucks, whatever John says it is, to send John to Washington to do

that thing. You know, be a gentleman. I tried to invite himself to a guest house who lived in DC for this trip. And the guest was like really nice. Like, yeah, sure, whatever. Like, what a mental patient. Yeah, Glenn Kirschner was supposed to put him up. And then he's got this guy, Gonzo, who lives in the DC area. He's supposed to hang out with Gonzo and he's supposed to help him out with filming. And like, what happened to all his friends?

All the sudden, he says, it's just him and Krenzler. And when it finally comes down to it, and it could have been more of a failure. And also, you know, he's so delusionary, he's like, it's one of my favorite episodes goofing on everybody else as if he had nothing to do with this being a disaster. No, unbelievable.

Try to gaslight us after the fact. Is that a joke? It's like so. The cat and the Titanic. Oh, I love just goofing on, watch people and the eyes burn. I lack a lifeboat. It's like, no, it was you, dummy, you're the cat. What a great cruise, am I right?

My favorite cruise, North Atlantic freezing water. Well, I think I want to say about Centering John this week because I don't know, I'm listen, as much as I'm annoyed with that Centering fuck face right now and with the shit that he's pulling, I never tell people to get involved with his family or reach you out to his ex-wife or anything, but this is actually really funny because this guy

on Facebook messaged his ex-wife, Susanna, and say- Susanna. and said, I said, do you know you still are the main source of material for your ex-husband's comedy? He told 19 jokes about you for an audience of 12 people on his standup gig. And she wrote back, if only everyone could hear my setup about him. Oh, well, we need to, okay, so we need to get a fun together. We need to find out her number and we need Kumiya. We're going to need your fucking big guns for this.

So let's get her, let's get her live right here on, yeah, WPTN was. Yeah, we'll who was the name? John J. Starrer, show call, who are these congressmen for the February doesn't know. Tell me. Oh, my God. All right. He's the greatest. I tell you.

While I have you guys here, I have one more thing that I do want to talk about real quick The only way the old circuits any views anymore is if he puts Anthony Cumi's name in the title of a video So he just put a video up. It's like two minutes long. I have the whole thing here. But he's the one who put this up on his YouTube page. And he acts like he doesn't even want to address this. He doesn't want to talk about it. But he gets mad every time someone brings up, he's like, oh, again, again, and it's all he wants to talk about because he knows it's the only thing that gets viewed. Oh, and then it gets people checking it out. So again, tell me to stop it at any time here, guys.

Stop. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, to the audience. He's not wearing a hat, so he's finally gotten over his, his balladings, and that's God. It's coming to grips with that. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, not. All right, so the question on here is, if you didn't want to deal with Anne, have fun trying with Arty, ha ha.

Have you ever checked the shows he did with Anne? Okay, so obviously Anthony and Arty used to do a show together on compound media. Oh, yes. That's the question. People don't really believe this and whatever. You gotta believe what you need to believe in your little head.

I try to tell the truth and people still don't want to hear the truth so they just go with their own ship. But the fact is, since the open Anthony show ended, I couldn't tell you how many times I checked out what Anthony does. It was all the time. This is I'm trying to tell the truth. By the way, look at the light, look at the comment under the who needs already when you have Pat Benjamin Tucker and Andy V. What? That's got

to be a problem. Right. I thought it was Pat Benjamin Tucker. It might as well be. Listen, I don't know what that known entity, whatever, however, the fuck you put that mad lip together, I don't know who that is. You don't know the pod squad, Julie, you're not familiar with these guys. No, I don't. I still get laid. I don't know.

He has. Opia's fewer than a dozen people who are regulars to his show at our cosy like in the chat and stuff like that. And so that's what they're addressing here is all right. Got you. Pat, we got Benjamin Tucker. It's pretty sweet. How many times I checked out what Anthony does. It was very minimal, extremely minimal, extremely.

And it's been at this point, years since I even checked out or clicked on a clip of his. All right, well, you probably shouldn't have much of an opinion out of that. And if you don't know, I think it's cool. I'm gonna move out of that. Why would I comment? You got, you obviously have no knowledge of what I do.

Not even sure what he's doing, all right. I don't know why. It's just that's just how this, that's just how it played out. Did you hear Stadley Jen is suing a fan of recording this comedy set? He also tried Jack. Yeah, his latest favorite. The company. All right.

So there's a W T P. Fats. I can't. I was a few fans. Very, very minimal. I did check out one of the shows when he was picking a co-host and there was the day he did pick Arty. I did I did take a peek at that. Oh, he took a peek. Okay.

So I got a couple minutes maybe or something. Yeah, you watch like a horror movie through your fingers. He knows might have been bleeding. It makes sense. He knows might have been bleeding. It makes sense. You get that. And I might have watched Debby Louer maybe an hour. But yeah, Debby Louer, thank you.

Guy, that's a pretty funny screen name. All right. So he watched an hour. If you watched any like breakdown of like interrogations and law enforcement. Oh, yeah, yeah. And they, and they tell you like movement is such a big tell like not being able to focus constantly looking to your left down. You're touching your face a lot.

Yes. It's just and, and you watch it's like a bobble head. Oh, he's crazy. Also, he's trying to explain how much of's show he's watched since Opian Anthony. And listen to how many different things he said, well, it's been a while. I haven't watched it in a couple of years. I did take a peek at one point. I might have watched a little bit.

All right. Just like I can spin it out. What's going on? Besides that, very, very minimal. I literally couldn't tell you what he was doing with his show. Some of the stuff hits my radar in other ways. I would assume that he's still heavy into the, you know, the racist crap or the racial stuff.

Sorry, that was just making assumptions. Right, right, racist crap. Yeah, that's me. Look out. I'm gonna say it. I would assume that's still a big part of his show, but I honestly couldn't tell you if it was. He's had good stuff, man. All right. Good for him. I don't say that in a way like I just chose not to check out any of his stuff. I mean, he goes, I didn't say that in a way that would offend anyone. The first thing he said was I don't want to show I'm sure it's racist. I'm sure it's racist stuff. Yeah. Good for him. The race is not deep.

Yeah. I mean, so what if it is, you could at least watch it still. What the hell is all good stuff? Yeah. The trains running on time too. All run ended. So that wasn't taking a shot at the guy. If he's doing good stuff and people enjoy it, great. I just chose not to want much to do with him at all. I didn't want to know what he was doing professionally and I absolutely didn't want anything to do with him, you know, personally. Yeah, like most of our career, we were doing

personally. I didn't give a shit. He's living high up there. And what's that highway? It's wild to me that there are people out there still putting together compilations of your guys show where they go back and take, take him out of the entire show like they call him Nopeie. Nopeie show. He's not a word that they have to put in for that. Like you really gotta hate somebody to put in that kind of time. Sully could fucking land on the river behind him in that shot and it would still get 300 views. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right, so I'm checking out a recent episode of the OBS radio podcast and he's talking about Bert Kreischer and what a great dude how funny Bert is and how amazing he is and

he brings up a story. Oh, so the video I put on TikTok, I put it on my Instagram Reels, it's Bert Kreischer and he's got to shirt off because I think he has a touch and the touch would be he doesn't like fabric touching his skin so he's got to take a shirt off immediately and he's singing Bon Jovi. He's singing his lungs out and the reason he was doing that was because Bon Jovi was across the hall and we were trying to get him on our radio show and it didn't work. How does that not work? This stupid bond, Jovi. How does that not work? Yeah, you look like a psycho. Yeah, a shirtless rotund obese guy and, uh, fucking blithering idiot.

Maybe he doesn't want to do that. Has that worked in the past. So because he brought up his TikTok feed. Oh, God, he's into TikTok. We should probably check this out. Right? God. This is so weird. I know. Dude, he's 60 years old and he's doing something that is left to, this is for teen girls.

That's what TikTok is. Not for a 60 year old man. All right, well, let's see, because he's been breaking up. Check it out, it's worth it. He's been breaking up. He's not playing this. He's been breaking up,

which we're gonna be putting into this. And he talked about this Berk Krasher video. Can't believe John Bondjoui wasn't excited about coming over to this. Take my hand, we'll make it a sway. I can't believe Jabba and Joey wasn't excited about coming over to this What the fuck was that? Okay, you don't like Bert Christ, you don't fight the hilarious. The only episodes of your show I've ever skipped Carl are the Bert Christ or podcast. I cannot stand him.

I hope you're listening to a cartel kidnap someone kills his whole family. He's insufferable. I didn't get the whole context of Opie's TikTok. He doesn't explain anything. He don't know why birds singing in one clip and you don't know why he's crying and then he's crying an hour earlier. Like, when that be later, because John Bon Jovi didn't come in. I don't know. Look at all the hip things he's talking about. Johnny Depp. Yeah, let's, let's take a look at Johnny Depp one. Let's take a hot take on Johnny Depp here. I'm hot Johnny Depp was. So I'm kind of happy that he's a bit.

He's a bit. He looks a little fat. I had at least five girlfriends back in the day. They all like Johnny Depp and I'm sit there with my baloney boobs. Hell, why did I to listen about how hot Johnny did it was. So I'm kind of happy that he's a bit chubby now. How about that? Oh, the hot topic, man. Yeah. He's nailing them. Let's see some of these ones. He puts a production until and maybe you guys can help me understand. Oh, this is a good one for Star Wars day. You know, May the fourth was recently. Oh no. May the fourth beat. Oh God, this is stupid. So he's trying to like recreate like a Jimmy character is up to like, yeah, he wants 26 likes.

What do you say? What's like these sticks likes? He's tried since the the first platform ever, a social media platform ever to go viral. This is his dream is to go viral. And he hates the fact that Jimmy and Sam Roberts and myself have done things online that have gotten millions of views, one single thing that got millions of views. And he hates that. And he's tried on everything.

He was on Vine. He was trying shit on every possible platform. And he fails miserably. And he imagines, I think, that it's like, may the fourth. So I'll do that. And I'll be like, oh, it'll be all over the plate. It'll be like a viral video. And never, it's never a viral video. The only thing he's gotten millions of views on are clips from the open Anthony show. And it's usually

me and Jimmy or Kate stop. But you don't stop. Yeah. Yeah. It's is when he stopped the bum's cake, it got a bunch of views. Hey, any presents? Good presents. So Anthony, to your point about him trying to do this for years, do you remember the video he put out with the obese lady in like a Burger King or McDonald's? Yeah, his fat friend who we would stage these events with her being fat and doing things. Yeah, he'd think that would he thought that was going to go viral. Well, check out what he just posted on TikTok this week. No, no, no.

Made by Day, made by month. It's so worth the diarrhea I'm gonna get. The naked diarrhea, but I go home. This made by Day, made by month. Holy shit. He's still trying to get this pop. He's still working on this. And look at all the the hash tags

in there food food food. Tiktok food Tiktok food lover foodies bacon. He's like a teen girl. Yep. Why did he put food Tiktok twice? Let me see if there's any important to him. I understand so easy the ogre of the books for two hashtags of the same hashtag. No, I bought that one. So a colonial with a silly filter on trying to set a metal music. Oh my God. You knew. Oh, anyway. Girls do this. And spread it.

We do better job, too. Yeah. Oh, I didn't see he's done it. What is he going to start doing? Like, if I were you, I'd want to be me, too. Yeah. Let's still check out his misheard lyrics. Nobody's done that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah, let's still check out his misheard lyrics. Nobody's done that. Oh, nice.

Yeah. How many times do you think how many takes Anthony that was a bit on the open and Anthony show you guys were talking about that Yeah, that was the thing still doing that bit right now People report his tic-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac-tac- the Edward. Gets. Tully's got no reporting guys. No, no flagger. You go. I got here. Oh, I'm more bastard. Oh, here's one last thing that I want to show you because this is, I don't even know why he thinks that this is entertaining in any single way.

I think he's just proud that he had Ricky, Joe, bass and Pete Rose in the studio with him. Yeah. He had a job. Okay. Action. Okay. You got a game on English. Oh, yeah. Well, it's legal everywhere in England. It's on every street corner. It's legal everywhere. That's what I did. Okay. Another thing. Nothing to do with. Another thing he had nothing to do with. Exactly. That's like sitting in the stands and your your favorite

driver crosses the finish line. You turn the phone around. You go, we do it. Exactly. That's like sitting in the stands and your, your favorite driver crosses the finish line. He turned the phone around. He go, we did it. Yeah, we did do shit. You watched me do it. All that. One of the, I guess most viewed videos he ever posted was mustard singing at Harvard rendition of creep that I couldn't stand.

And he's like, oh, yeah, I've had viral videos. So yeah, that was taken technically. I think serious. You certainly are terrible fucking indigina that sucks so bad. He's a spryst. I'm trying to match the description of his song. It was mustard mustard. You guys have been so generous with your time. And I really appreciate you coming on here because like I said, I've been waiting 10 months for this Washington DC trip to happen.

Oh, we all have. I couldn't have disappointed for it. No, it isn't. Just what we helped with happened. Yeah. So, Julie, I will see you in less than a week my friend in Nashville Nashville right big Nashville show. Yeah, yeah, come here. Yeah, I know You should let's you and miss you. Let's come out. It's gonna be a great show. I'm gonna show off

Yeah, Nashville be there. Yeah, oh god Yeah, I think he has the Nashville range. He will be there. Yeah. Oh, God. We're doing some stand-up later that night. Come, come, fucking do some stand-up with us. Come hang. I could maybe get you five minutes at the stand-up show,

and if you had to show it up. I just did 10 with Kevin Brennan over a governor's last weekend. Right now, Zany Paulino is going, his five minutes is not coming out of my time. No, no, no, no. You should not coming out of my time. When I splooge on my stomach, how I, that's my bitch. I was gonna do that. What's compared to before the show? Which is every joke. So you get a goof. So, yes, atplive.com. And who are these comics?com is where you can get tickets to the stand-up show featuring Shuley and Vinny. And Shuley, I'm sure you have other dates around the country of people aren't close to Nashville. It's been coming.

Yeah, you just go to my website ShalomShuley.com or Shalom Shuley on Instagram and Twitter and Shalom Shuley TV on Twitch gaming. It's Carl hates. So I don't want that. Just a bit more. I don't want you to be a mediocre video game. Sorry. That's not my thing.

Oh my God, then you certainly don't want to watch twitch.tv slash a kumia. No, I love to hear you guys talk about it for an hour straight. That's always fun. Hey, come watch grown men run away from responsibility for right. Right. I'm going to start my TikTok account. So I could. So city winery may 14th will be doing a live show for W ATP and Shuley will be there and the rest of the gang. So definitely check that out and Shuley looking forward to that. Buddy, thanks for coming on today.

Thanks for having me boys later later boss. I'm in New York, I'm gonna come see you. Come on in man, you know it. All right buddy. All right, also the Shuley show. Bye bye. You can go to and then we have the great Anthony Kumia from compound media coming on. Anthony, people can check out the Anthony Kumia show

at compoundmedia.com. Yes, yes, four to six PM Monday through Thursday, well, my three day weekends. And yeah, a bunch of shows on Compound Media just go to CompoundMedia.com. I can't remember that yourself. God damn it. Well, thanks so much for your time, and thank you. You guys are very funny.

And I'll be bugging you about coming to Nashville over the next few days. So try to talk into that. Yeah, there's more places to be in the world. God damn. I just think about how much effort the partying would be. And I just like, I'm going to all I can't stand up my back. I'm sorry, guys. We'll see you next time, man. I love sorry guys. See you next time, man.

Love the show. Everybody say it. Bye. Oh, very good. You know, we didn't get to Kaya that we need to get to. Grinch of the week. Grinch of the week. Because we had so much stuff to talk about with the DC trip.

I wanted to get right to it. But this is a cringe of the week that came in from Ian Roberts. This is a show called Broad Topics. It's on gas digital. And it's an episode called Only Fans or Nothing. It includes a guy named Josh Potter, who's pretty well known on this show. And the person who set the scene, Ian, just said, this is a cringey part of the episode. But there's very, there's very few, few celebrities that I know that I'm like, I know what I'd say. Like Drake. If I talk to Drake, we're going to have to fix that song.

Oh, you know what you want to say to this? There's this Drake song. You have a bone to pick with Drake. Jim is going to give Drake a correction in one of his songs. Isn't that insane? What song is that? There's a song called Mob Ties that he does. And he does this thing where he's in the flow. He's like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Yes, and it's just it would just change that moment and it what I think it would have I think it would have really butterfly affected his future. I would have loved to see Drake just go Okay, I'm like good one Josh. All right. That was our cringe of the week for this week and I'm gonna bring in our review girls. I See Casey is here. Can you hear me Carl? I can you sound good? Good amazing. Good angle too, I knew that looks great. I had tried my best. Oh and look at this. Vic is here too Oh Vick's got her new hairdo. She's rocking. Oh wow. I wanted to look like my mom. Hahaha.

Did you bring in a photo of her and show the stylist? No, I showed some hot girl and unfortunately I didn't get hotter. I say. It's hard. It really is. Are you two ladies ready for Nashville this week? Nice. This is gonna be a good time of course. There's a performance during who are these podcasts but more importantly we have the comedy show and everyone's going to

see Vic. The room might clear out. I'm guessing after Big Set is over. So no pressure. Yeah. No pressure, Big. All right, so we got Kaye, we got Casey, we got Vic. We got producer Chris. What if, wanna bring producer Chris out here too? You don't have to.

Okay, there he is, all right. Yay. And it's time for everybody's favorite game. Yes. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? Please, you're going down, you prick. Yes, you got, just like the fucking Japanese admiral said, you know, after fucking, they bombed Pearl Harbor. What did John say next?

Here are your choices. A, if you know your enemy and you know yourself, you don't need to fear the result. And guess what? I know you all, you fucking pricks. We've awakened a sleeping giant. Guess what, you fucking assholes? You've awakened me. Three, we must go to America. Find single mothers to marry and turn their daughters into cows that will be the sweetest revenge. Next, treat your army as you would treat your own sons. He's let so many loyal people go like Scott.

Who do you think has more people on staff, Howard or Gary's dentist? 5. Howard or Gary's dentist five I don't remember the exact quote But this is fucking war A downward I will go first cuz I always go first I have to go with that last one Yeah, that last one was quite illustrious along For variety sake, I'll say the first one. Okay. I Think Carl's rights, but I'll go number one anyway. You can pick mine and we can both be winners today

Your's Carl Casey's boobs says that last one the Because I don't remember any of the rest of them I'm gonna go number four oh, oh, it goes for do you remember when he sat or now? Fucking someone's on Staff with someone. Yeah, okay perfect with someone. Yeah, okay. Perfect. I like the two where you evoke a giant, but it's me. Okay, good variety going out here.

Let's see who can catch a dab where. Please, you're going down, you prick. Yes, you got, just like the fucking Japanese admiral said, you know, after fucking the Bompur Hab, We've awakened to sleep in giant. Guess what you fucking assholes. You've awakened me. That's right. Now it's war and that means I am gonna be fucking constantly tweeting out every dumb shit like I can't wait to play Howard Show today. out every dumb shit like I can't wait to play Howard show today. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are

man enough to catch a Dapler brought to you by after Palm Swipes after all right. Missy B in the discord gets that one right. Did any of us get that one right? You got it, producer Chris? Yeah, sir. Congratulations, my friend. All right, amazing. You've awakened me and I don't have any clonipin, so. We've done new deep fake videos. What's going on with that? We've got to find out where those are at.

Start getting those out. Yeah, I was thinking while we're watching all those DC clips, and I said this before, when we're doing those deep fakes, I'm way too coherent. Yeah, I try and dumb it down, and then you watch the actual stucho. Yeah, you're like, no slow.

Oh my God. I've got to be dumber. I've got to drink faster. You can do it, I believe in you. All right. I think we've done it all. Kai, thank you so much for coming on the show. The official podcast. What's your Twitch?

You can go to dugasafetretart.gay to find all my material. That's pretty much good. Okay. Very good. Kai, always great to have you on here. Producer Chris. Yeah, I'm here. You were here.

We got the review girls coming up. We got reviews and voice mills. But please join us in Nashville live. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. So we find out what's up for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony Great show good job everybody great job everyone We start with our friends over at dabblers anonymousi Seamy Trollen posts a long overdue Daedler bingo card featuring such squares as smear's wax slash boogers over face, whisp of hair blowing

around, ignores guests and reads chat, and copyright banner to name But A Few. As always there's helpful suggestions to follow, stevis 78. I know people who will break his legs. But a FUCO 47. The trolls don't bother me. Earl of turd chire. I paid for dinner. Okay, Needle worker.

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Sadly, John won't see this because he doesn't go on hate sites. Hi John! And regarding Episode 309 in our show's subreddit, Cloud Under Fire opines, Dana Carvey might be a worse comedian than Stuttering John, Gigi Gilman. I was waiting for a drop of Gloriday's! During Carvey's ramblings about the days on SNL, etc. Kroge managed it on his own, but the official WATB drop would have been very appropriate.

Krogerfan88. Why can no one from Rochester pronounce documentary? It's Tari, not Tari. It's not supposed to rhyme with Dairy. Carl, Vinnie, Kroge. Everyone in that shitty little city can't English good. Uh, look here, man, grapes. Jesus Christ, this mom swipes left shit is beyond boring.

Korgan art makes a point. I understand you gotta acknowledge when they address you, but I wish those girls could be more interesting so we could have something to mock Joggerlicious the most interesting thing about mom swipes left is cardiff electrix after show of the after show And that's only because cardiff's normal voice sounds like what a potato would sound like if potatoes could actually talk and Most ear plays us out, don't encourage Cardiff. How? Chicken! Cow and chicken! Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! KC's boobs vect, we have some new reviews to read. Absolutely.

Yeah. Also, you are all frozen. Am I still working on your end? Well, jump up a note a little bit. Let me see. Yeah. New Yorker. Yes.

All right, great. The blue shirt is slurring off the camera. Take it off maybe. That's a great idea. The color is not working. The color is using a problem. Maybe next time. All right. You want to go first, Beck? Yeah, this first one says, F Vick.

Hmm. He says the girl with a mediocre boobs never reads my review. The club foot guy is okay though. Media-alger boobs, sir. I mean, comedy is comedy, but come on now. We've got two fire with that one. That's a five-star I would have missed this milk from the nymphramershield. Yeah, it's actually a little bit. Very good. All right. What else we got Casey? All right. Where's on the listener quickly? The first few episodes are good and then Carl the host just comes off as desperate. It's kind of sad after the novelty wears off. Yep, I would say 310 episodes in. It's kind of sad.

It won't be a certainly worn out in this five. It's got a five star review. No, that is a one star. You know, after missing I was there. Oh, I thought that was a joke, right? Uh-oh. Not an awful. Because of Kevin Fan.

Yeah, exactly. No. All right, anything else? Yeah, this next one is by a cheese slug. He says, it's all right. He continues with, they have a good curation of bizarre podcasts and it's interesting slash funny to hear them. The commentary just gets in the way the insanity though. They play a clip of a weird podcast and they say, wow, that was weird. I know the clip is weird. I just

listened to the same thing you did. What about when I explained everything you're about to hear before I play the clip? That's the other thing I like to do tell you. What John's about to say is stupid. He says this. Check it out. Go T. Is that a five star review, Vic? No, it's a three star. All right. Fair. How about fair? Do you ever read the reviews for the official podcast, Kaya?

Uh, no. I'm not that smart. Do you need someone to go on and read them for you? Uh, sure. If you want to, I guess, but part of keeping your sanity and just trying to stay happy on the internet is you don't go into the comments section usually. This is a higher show. The comment section, higher. Yeah, that's good. Why? That's true. Space down. This is the comment section. That's true. Space down.

The comments section. Speaking of comments. Yeah. I have one more. Yeah. Mediocre by Billium Ray. It's okay. I mean, if given the choice to listen to Ween or WATP, I'd probably choose Ween though.

Smart. Good move. Yeah. Can argue with that. That's five star. That is a five star. Because it's a wean fans smart people. They understand entertainment. That's right, Carl. I love what Casey's on. She

always just goes, yep. Girl, you're right. It's a lot more than the fuck you, Carl. I guess my other review girl. Listen, being a review girl is not something you do for the body? All right, it's all about the passion. It's the passion of the work. $1,000 into a so Nashville trip.

We're going to have a good time in Nashville. Don't start fucking counting receipts like Stuttering John, I mean, $100 for one night. 100 dollars for one night. No hotel room. All right, let's fly through these voice mail because we're running a little bit long. Okay. So Carlos is Paco.

I just want to say you're doing great, man. You're doing really good. Proud of you. Thanks Paco. Paco's proud of me. Thanks buddy. Paco, you have to stop calling me while you're unloading your truck. Okay, sounds like shit. I have like five or six

voicemails that are so noisy. There's sirens in the background. I can't, I can't use this. This is my last chance to get this out for Nashville. If the towel talk for you're listening, which I'm sure he is, he seems to enjoy the voice and mouth segment. If you hear this, be sure to bring the cow between the Nashville. It's my favorite piece of showman, Rabilia, and I'd really like to chance to see it in person. Big said, you kept it in the bag.

I don't know, maybe think about getting it framed like a sports jersey. I don't know, maybe you'd be able to make some money selling it. I mean, there's got to be someone else at the show with a saying weird fetish. And who knows? Maybe a fixed husband would be interested in purchasing it. So anyway, just be sure to bring it. I'll see you there. All right. Later. Sounds like you'd be interested in buying that. Sir, no shit. Yeah. I'm asking for a friend.

Yeah. You're going to call me up about it, leaving a message. It's a minute long. I have a feeling that that will make it's a trip to Nashville. Hopefully you washed it. It's just boiled milk. Oh no. Yo, Carl, you know, Carter, they keep it under four questions. On his little game shows

because half of us are drunk and half of us are retarded. Thank you. That's actually really good feedback because that happened to me today when he got to like the fifth thing or sixth thing. I'm like, I don't remember the first now. I got guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? It's hard by the second option. Yeah, it was too long. Half of us are drunk, half of us are retarded. And the other half are both drunk and retarded. Exactly.

Half of us out here. Alright, this is coming in from a W-A-T-P Autist. Hey, Carl, I'm going to provide some insights as a great A certified W-A-T-P Autist. Purple used to call on him regularly until his friends found out who he was and then started making fun of him for calling into your show and saying stupid shit or a day shit or whatever, like me and my parents. So he's not Eric. That's about it.

Did you listen to Brendan Shaw on the Joe Rogan podcast and Listen to Brendan just stuck his digs for three hours. That was a pretty gay Talk to you later. Call me back So I remember purple the color obviously I don't know if it's the same purple or not different shades I'm not sure but this person seems to have it all figured out that that is the same purple, who actually is on our South Park poster. Purple is hanging out on there. Yeah. Well, purple is the MVP. Yeah, talking about the same one. Yes, I mean,

that was amazing. That was for the ages, recording that. Oh, though, I think that that's what led to the retaliation of him. Then that was the final straw. I think so. Yeah, I think that's in John was like, fuck this guy. I've been cool with these guys right up till now. Yeah, no, no, I go cool. Did you see the email that stuck Joe sent purple? Yes, pretending to be his lawyer.

Yeah, you know, we soon. It's the last sentence. He will be soon. I know who you are. Yeah. You're not John Wick. You know, it's funny. I like the idea of proving damages.

He can just go to the court and be like, everyone heard this set. They're like, yeah, you're right. Okay, that actually is quite damaging, sir. You win. Yeah. You win this case. You're going to win a Daxx trip, type thing. Yeah, right.

All right. Tucker Dixon, Caldead. And Carl Tucker Dixon and this boy smells coffee, wrote, and prayed, marked, and CPR certified. Do not play this, or I will sue you. My lawyer, Johnny Cockwood, that I have a case for On your grand martini. trademarked and CPR certified do not play this or I will sue you my lawyer Johnny Cochrane that I have a case for on your grand martini oh and I have the money I give all my friends pretty supersizing you know with when my manager isn't around to watch out or I'm pretty

sure I can see you I'll kick your mom's ass anyways video call me back Tucker out Tucker we'll see you in Nashville buddy I like tough guy Tucker yeah is there requests for Stuttering John hey come on big fan of w-a-t-p I wanted a request that you play some Stuttering John yeah I love Stuttering John go ahead and play some of it please it It's my wife birthday. It's my six dogs. I'm gonna kill my dog today. Please. So this is a reference to what I said. I would call into the radio station to hear myself, but I'd request for because I knew they'd play it. And I actually thought I'll play that before. I didn't do the Southern Gen in Trump music. I just thought about playing that before the Southern Gen thing, but there were a lot of moving parts. Dude. I don't know what.

We got calls enough on this one, right? Yeah, okay. Oh, this is great. This person calls it, so if you remember, John traveled to Florida, he was sitting on an airplane next to a guy who's in the marijuana trade, and the guy gave him stock advice. And then he bought the stock and immediately goes out and is showing, he's like, I bet this guy is so cool. He's got a Florida for $4.20. He got to buy this stock and he told us what it was. So this is the guy who's paying attention to that sort of thing.

Yeah, there's one to give an update on that stock kit that a seven John gave us for a married med. Yeah, it's down 17% since he bought it. So why didn't he call the back? by the day I'm coming back. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. That's bad for me. Just a guy, by the way. He should.

Well done, sir. He should do a regular stock segment. Yeah, we need more segments. That's not looking far more moving parts. It's just chownies. It's fucking sunday already. I'm missing brunch with my mom. That's what guys. This is Brittany Griner. Nothing. WNBA, all started Brittany Griner. Oh, come on. The basketball player that's in a Russian jail for small clean hash.

Yeah, that's me. This is what I sound like. I've also been told that I sound like Linda French Kate. Gosh, he's hot. This is what I sound like. I've also been told that I sound like Linda French Kate. Gosh, she's hot. Well, Booten allows us to listen to only one podcast, and that's W-A-T-P, because he's taking care of support Russia. I have to admit that the show has really grown on me. I especially like Jim from the Jingle Department.

Gosh, she's hot. Well, I gotta go. I only get 40 seconds a day. Call me back. All right. Brittany Griner called into the show. Wow. That's exciting. Cool. So exciting.

I've been a fan for a long time. I'm gonna be a fan. I'm gonna be a fan. So if you guys remember tab Bert, he's been on the show a few times. We'll have him out again, too. He's great. We had a caller call in and say that he was Star Trek guy

and Tab took a fence to us. Okay, I'm listening to the most recent episode and this guy wants to call himself Star Trek guy. I'm the fucking Star Trek guy. Fucking random dude. I have spent way too much time watching too many shitty Star Trek, Milwaukee, bullshit. And by too much trash, you should not be crazy as the fucking Star Trek, and the Rock on Bullshit, and by too much touchy shit,

not the greatest of fucking Star Trek guys. I will fight you when you're in Nashville. How about that? We should be in fucking Nashville. All right. Wow, we got a lot of comfortacers that are gonna happen in Nashville. It seems like we don't have to do a show.

It's great. Oh. That's just a fight. Yeah, it's just a cage, Matt. Crazy cabbie. Uh-huh. They fight you if you want. Yeah, the Jellipools.

Jellipools fight? Yeah, you're definitely going to win, which is what I want. So. Wow. Catch me. Just have all the women fight in an inflatable pool with mud. Kaya, you have a lot of good ideas. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

All right. Are you coming to the show fire? Yeah. Kay, are you coming to the show? No, not this year. I'm sorry. But next year, let me know a couple of months ahead of time. And I will try.

I've already been in America this year. There's a foot in Rochester. You were in my lot of time. There's been a lot of time. There's been a lot of time. There's been a lot of time. There's been a lot of time. There's been a lot of time. There's been a lot of time. There's been a lot of time.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. first and called in because they listened to something john stand up routine they decided they would give him some jokes to try out for his routine and they call a budget either budget different jokes i got a few here they are a lot of the bonus that was a lot of john stand up my figure i throw in a couple jokes for you um... stuttering john is so poor

how poor is he? whenever he gets hungry each jerks off into his mouth. Pretty good joke. That's what I call it. The Sour Batch Kit. Sour Batch. Sour Batch. That makes sense. Sorry for that last call Carl. Another joke is little straight because I'm driving. Another joke is a severing gun of support. Whenever he wants dessert, he fucks across, Tutin comes at her,

and he eats the cream pie. Well, her whole face jokes gonna be about coming. You're the eating your own cup. He had one, it's a lot of your voice just, I didn't clip it, but he had one. I thought it was funny. He goes that. Stuttering John is so ugly when he looks up ugly in a dictionary. The dictionary kills itself. So stupid. And then he's got one for Vennie here too. But he's not going to escape this. Hey, last one, this one to the creep off Carl. All right, here goes Vinnie still massive that when he collasses

under the couch, he turns it to a black hole. But um, physics jokes. So good. Wow. Wow. Physics joke. Physics joke. You wouldn't get it. It's a physics joke. That was above my pay grade, dude.

That's right. You know, you think Vinnie's spat. I do. I went to Springs today. And there are people in this great state of Florida about three times his size. It's unbelievable. Okay, so I understand exaggeration, you know, for the sake of humor, three times of any three times. Okay, you know, we had fuck twice, twice the size of it.

Okay, I was going to say I wanted to have a transformer. I'm making Vinnie walked in Nashville, so he might look like a normal person. But it's time to show the stars. He's not gonna look like he came out of house with... Hahaha. Hahaha. What's with the dancing around the shit? I stink, you hate me. Great. Goodbye. Jesus, I gotta go.

This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay. Folks, guess what? The episode's over. The episode's over. Oh. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes over! Are we done here?

I think we are. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great. All right, thank you all so much for coming on. Looking forward to seeing you in Nashville.

It's gonna be a good time. I'm very excited. I can't wait. It's gonna be a good time. I'm very excited. I can't wait. I'm very excited. All right, Casey, bring that microphone. Whatever you do. Oh, that's great.

I think the school candy had a phone. Yeah, it is, it is skull candy. You know, the most retarded shit is that I bought a microphone for this and like there's a driver issue and my computer won't recognize it. I haven't updated it. The only time I ever need to use a microphone is for this. So I just haven't done it.

That's good. Sitting here. Now, if we weren't looking at you right now, Kay would be commenting on how fat you must be. We're happy to believe that you did that microphone. It's a girl weighs 82 pounds, she'd be like, what a fat slump. Listen to her.

She's a windage. All right.