Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep311 - Live in Nashville (Stuttering John)

Episode Date: May 15, 2022

We have a jam packed show this week from City Winery in Nashville. Cros, Trucker Andy, Producer Chris, Dr. Steve, Jenny Jingles, Vinnie, and Shuli all join us to discuss Stuttering John, Ash, Tom Myers, Patrick Michael, and many other retards. I know, live podcasts sometimes suck, this one's pretty good.   https://shalomshuli.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/   Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But first, we'll be reviewing. Hey! Oh! Oh! Gagilla! Stunnery Judd Valeddes is, as you know, planning a lawsuit against me. And because of that, we decided to do another round of deep fake videos And I want to premiere one of those right now for you all we'll get these up on on YouTube eventually

But for people who are just listening to the show bear with me. This kind of looks like Stuttering John You'll get the point This video is a starring John copyright and it's copyrighted by me. So, if you think you can use this, you're copyrighted! I want to thank our friend, Circus Midget, who makes those far as always. He says a good job. Producer Chris, of course, the big star of that. But let's talk about what's going on with our friend, Stutcho, because he put out a new episode on Thursday of this week in which he announced he has a new manager.

Now, Dante the comic has long been his manager, but I guess he's got someone helping him out now. And that gave John a chance to reminisce about some of the great things he's done in his career. I said my new agent, I mean my new manager, a bunch of stuff. Dante gives me like, you know, another guy to only handle me. Michelle Johnson warns us, so it was funny, I was going through my reality reel of, I'm a celebrity, you know, get me out of here and the tonight show. And it was just kind of cool. It's just always fun.

Like, I don't do it on a regular basis, but it's kind of cool to see the all I've done. Matt Knight, you know I beat Shaq in a game of basketball. Sweaty God. Oh my God. Never forget it. What is he talking about? He beat Shaq in basketball now.

Jubel undoes his-six in Pups. There's no way he beat Shaq. I think he's conflating his wife with that little kid from the Backstreet Boys song that beat Shaq. Yeah, right. The kid who then went on Only Fans and jerked off. I'm gonna see address for that.

Yeah, things are going really well for him. And his manager is Don Tay the comic? Yeah, he's he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager.

I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure if he's a manager. I'm not sure ifspawning piece. Shack and I had a bet. I could score one basket before he scored five. Me being so tiny and him being so tall that he came out first and dribbled, obviously half-court. And I stole the ball and took a, like, Jesus shot from way beyond the three-point line and swastit.

And you could look on his face. I'll play it on these days. He is pissed. And the writer of the segment, his name was Mike. He's like, John, what are you doing? Because you want to hit the beat some drama. That was the whole bit. So we had to beg Shaq to come back and score a few baskets.

Basket, so it looked like. So according to John, he got one lucky shot in. You know, behind the back, like little kids shot. Like, hey, Bob, I'm checking out a good night to stand. And that turns into I beat Shack in basketball, which spotted me a million points. Yeah, that was the only two. We made the rules that if I just dribbled it twice, I win. And I beat him in basketball, which spotted me a million points. Yeah, that was the only two.

We made the rules that if I just dribbled it twice, I win and I beat him in basketball. I go, okay, you've kind of changed the whole understanding of how basketball works, and you say that. And then I like to, he says, we had to have Shaq come back to make it look close. I blew him out. So we had to have him come back on to make it look close

for some reason. He's amazing, isn't he? So John got another gig again, but man, this time he's turning it down. I actually turned down a gig because I think it's important to do this show as we lead up. It was the same appricot that I had.

And it was another five weeks then, I said, no. And it's a lot more money than I'll make here. But I just, you know, Tom, I feel very passionate about getting the truth out. Because you know why justice matters. Dean McCann, he's not even buying his own bullshit at this point. He's like, I'm doing this because you know, we're winning over the GQP.

I need to be here. He does a show that he doesn't prepare for. Yeah. How the fuck does having a nine to five job that pays him money prevent him from doing his marvelous show? Well, I have a theory on this, Croz, I'm glad you asked me.

I think that the gig that he was offered is more work, and so he said, fuck that. You gotta have a alarm clock, right? Yeah, he's gotta like set his alarm clock and not drink himself silly every night, get up, write trivia questions for an amp, too much, too much to ask, obviously, for this guy. You got that job on Craigslist by the way.

Listen, podcasts are lazy, don't get me wrong, but this guy might be the lazyest podcaster. That is saying something. So as you guys know, John does have a sponsor to his show. Anyone know what the sponsor is? Speedway. Course. Clonipin.

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Major League baseball scores fights, and even next season's NLF futures. That online, in a spell, I think they mean. It's almost like there isn't a professional writing the copy for this because it's not actually an advertiser. He's pretending that they are. And I laugh. There's not a professional reading it. Well, that's a problem too.

He has to blame the copyright away. And then later out of the show, he says something. Just based on what he just said there, O'one gave me pause a little bit. One second, I just want to pick something here. Let's see. All right. Everyone's in a while. Let's see. All right. Everyone's in a while.

There's a typo that I make that irritate me. So I'm spelling. Gramma. Nazi if you want. Shonk is there's a grammar Nazi? I've seen his Twitter. He's got like typo diabetes. Have you seen his copyright notice?

He's right. He's got six fucking errors in it. It's a bit of a grammar Nazi. I'll be sure to bet on some NLF games. I bet on live. I didn't know typing could stutter also. some NLF games, I didn't know typing could stutter also. All right, so John's got this new guess that he's been having on the show a lot lately, this Tony Michaels guy.

And so he brings on Tony Michaels. This introduction is brutal. Now my next guest are host of the Tony Michaels podcast and they've been on my show and they've become well, I've become they become they've quickly become favorites of mine So here we are we have Tony Michaels and his co-host Gabe Sanchez on the show. How are you guys? All right, so someone's favorites of someone and someone's excited to see somebody here or something. So he makes it a point. These guys are favorites.

We love having on the show. And then he admits this and look at Tony's face. It's so funny to say that, because I have a congressman coming on next week. He was supposed to come on this week, which is why I was scrambling for a guest that I asked you to come on to. I mean, because... Oh, okay. Scripling for a guest.

Tony, you don't matter. Your time doesn't matter. Do you want to come out of the show? I don't know. I guess he should just introduce them as these are the people that I've duped into. I'm thinking that I am respectable. I don't understand. There's 200 people watching this live on YouTube.

Why is Hail Sparks in original hate of wasting their time with us? Are they dumb? It's the law. Holy shit. I just figured it out. Just head of the piffety right here in Nashville. I can't believe it. This is something that's fun to do when you watch someone who's a YouTuber doing their show live and streaming it live, you wanna make sure they're nice and hydrated. We got a lot to get to today. You're here, O Stuttering John is here. Oh, God. Fuck the asshole.

I'm over decked. Yeah, that's not how people drink water. That's a guy who's very dehydrated. Shoggy, well, that's how I drink water at 6am. That's not how you do it on YouTube at noon. This is a problem right here. And then, because I always like to point this out, John's got like sores all over his hands,

and I don't know what they're from, I don't know how you get these types of sores. So I tweeted this out on Sunday night. You know, I wasn't trying to personally attack Michael Cohen. It wasn't about him. What is that thing on his thumb right there? Dr. Steve, that's infected, right? If that just even be up later in the program.

Please make some notes. I need this explain to me. I need to understand what specifically is going on there. It's a blister from clutching the bottleneck of a course late. So John's introducing the fact that he had a Twitter war with Michael Cohen and he goes on to talk more about his issues with Donald Trump's former attorney. Michael Cohen worked with Donald Trump from 2006 to 2012, 12 years. I guess he's not a math Nazi.

That's for damn sure. From oh six to twenty 2020 is 12 years. I've got to have to be. Ha ha ha ha. I checked out. Oh, math is hard. And trying to do it out of the spot like that, I can see that being very difficult.

So the problem that he has with Michael Cohen is that Michael Cohen is resorting to name calling. And we all know if there's one thing that grinds, stuttering John's gears. It's when you resort to name, let's just stick with the facts, people. Let's make our arguments, let's discuss, let's debate. What Michael Cohen did this morning,

before even 9 AM, was call me stupid, was call me, let's see just kept insult to me I forget calling me stupid yeah we covered that it was another disparaging comment let's go though I can't remember stuff. Yeah, he can be stupid, forgetful, forgetful. Stupid. The good news is though, guys, because I know that we all feel for a Suddering John, and we want him to be happy. The good news is that he doesn't care when you call him names.

I mean, I know that for a fact. The one thing that just rolls right off his back, he doesn't give a shit what anybody does. As soon as you're feeling yourself losing an argument, you resort to insults. Just like Trump. Now, do I care if he calls me stupid? No.

No. No. I'm pretty secure. Yeah. But my intelligence, no. This is a guy who's pretended to be a Metsa for 20 years. He tells people he's in Metsa. He's secure with his intelligence. That's the opposite of that.

And you can tell that he doesn't care about it because he barely even brings it up over an overhand Just you know to to not defend yourself Which like just do it in a way that is not that doesn't resort yourself To Crank I'm not saying I'm not guilty. There are trolls that I get on Twitter, and I go, come on, dummy. You know, I do it.

I understand it, but he kept doing it. Mom, you know, you're stupid, you're stupid. You know, I figured the other one, somebody. Just like constantly calling me these things. And I'm like, come on, man. So that isn't a good rebuttal if you're trying to say you're not stupid. That's the opposite way to rebut something like that. It's like, this guy thinks I'm a retard. Yeah, I do too. It's kind of obvious to everyone. Also, John's

wearing his own shirt on a show who would do that. Yeah. But I have to say it's the bad advertisement for his merch store because that shirt's not looking real good. That logo is faded. You can't see what it used to say out of it at all. Not a good advertisement. These shirts out here, by the way, very well put together,

very well for this. And affordable. Yeah. And a great gift and stocking stuffer. All right. So this is just always fun to me because John considers himself a broadcaster. He learned from the great Howard Stern.

I'm Shule E. Gar is here. He learned from Howard Stern. He knows how to talk on a microphone and broadcast and pretend to be interesting. Let's see what jobs out there. Let's see. Let's see. Okay.

I guess. Let's see. Jerry Mandarin Jerry Mandarin I love the trolls they come up with the best names Debbie Lur is been all over the place lately. Have you noticed that? She's my hero. You have to have double. There is a pretty funny troll. I got to give her cut over that So here's what we're gonna do today everybody I got to give her a card for that. So here's what we're gonna do today, everybody,

because I didn't get to all the clips that I wanted to do when we had Anthony and Shuley and Kaya on last week. I have additional clips of John doing his victory lap from that DC trip that he took. So I have more to talk about with that. We're gonna do that later on in the show. But right now I wanna do that thing that we've been doing

where we kinda look back at some of the, settering John video clips that maybe we didn't get to and we forget that this guy didn't just become stupid yesterday. This has been going on for a little while. And this is one of my favorite clips ever. If you guys are in the Davelers anonymous subreddit, then you probably saw this clip. John's wearing a t-shirt that has green lettering on it. So he has to turn off his green screen in order for you to see it. And I have a feeling a lot of the people in here don't use a green screen and don't broadcast on YouTube.

And even you will know the way that he tries to accomplish this shows that he has no understanding of how anything works. Okay, D-World, I'm gonna end with this. John, I ask this every time, have you ever approached Michael Cohen to come on? His last podcast was with Glenn Kershner, really worth the listen.

I have been emailing Michael, thanks to the Midas, touch brothers, this is their great shirt. It's a really beautiful Light green, but my green screen. Hey, you know what I'll do. Yeah, what do you do down the green screen? No John How you fix it That's not how you fix it. Why is it still down to green screen, we say. But it's still clear. I don't know.

It's still green is what it still is. Green screen. I don't know. I don't know. It ain't gonna let me. It's not green. It's gonna let me. Anyway.

It's beautiful. It's the me. Anyway. It's beautiful. It's the camera. Stupid. It's the camera. He thought that it was going through a shirt to the green screen. I don't even know what he was thinking there. Whoa.

That's amazing. Fucking impressive. God. Fucking love this guy. No way so mad at me. I'm such a fan of this. Nice roach motel that he's will stay in. Yeah, seriously.

Alright guys, I want to thank you for coming up. We're going to have you guys back up in a little bit. Crosion anybody back up. But right now we're going to the second segment today. Hello, welcome to the Fatlips, a podcast for Fat People about Fat People. I'm your Fathost Ash, and on today's show, I wanted to talk about finding a doctor. All right, let's get Dr. Steve up here. Let's get Jenny Jingles. Jen from the Jingles department's up here. So, it's the department's up here. We're going to talk about my friend Ash who is in FinnaFat.

That's a term that she invented. She considers herself in FinnaFat. She's over 600 pounds. That just, Steve, welcome to the show, buddy. Jenny, welcome to the show. So, good to see you guys. I'm going to see this here. Alright. Yes, you do. Can you not fan boy out on the show so good to see you guys

Can you not fan boy out on the show Jen could you act like? All right, so this episode that Jen and I listen to on Steve I assume you did too She's talking about finding a a doctor and she finally found a doctor now. She lives in Austin Texas and she found a doctor who doesn't think that all of her problems could be solved by losing weight. I'd call that a quack, but okay, she's happy. And it turns out because she has fans who are also morbidly obese. And it turns out that those people are dumb.

They're really, really stupid. I got quite a few messages from people asking if I knew of any good doctors in their area. So it was like, that's awesome that you had a great doctor experience. Do you know anybody good in St. Louis or do you know anybody good in Orlando, Florida? And like, of course, I have absolutely no idea what I Absolutely have no in on a good doctor in any of those places Why would she possibly know a good doctor in St. Louis? Why would someone ask her that? How stupid do you have to be pretty stupid?

All right, what did you guys pick up on from this episode? I'll go with you first, Jenny Jingles. Well, okay. You're rearing to go. I am. But I'm about body positivity, the line of work that I'm in, we promote that. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. Just labor as a side. Really physically and mentally unhealthy.

Yeah. It's a whole different thing. It's not good. It is not. But what I have a question for you, Dr. Steve. Okay. I would like to know if you play clip one for me, please. Yeah. This is the thing that you're going to have to consider also, that even though just because, you know, another person is fat, that doesn't mean your experience is going to be the same. As we know,

as I have talked about before, small fat people get treated entirely differently than in Finifat people. Did she just say small fat people? That's a thing. Did she know what fat means? Yeah, so my question is, what's the difference between small fat people and in Finifat people, Dr. Steve? That's a bit...

Medically, we want to know. Give us the medical answer on that. Do you need to research research book or something? There's three classes of obesity. Yeah, stage one, stage two and stage three. And she is stage three. We call that morbid obesity. There's not a stage four. Yeah. So she calls herself in Finne fat.

I would say unfunny fat. Sorry. Forgive me, Hippocrates. By the way, she might be more obsessed with fat people than I am, which is saying something. But so I didn't have that thought going in that if the doctor is fat and we could be bad, but the doctor I saw was not fat.

So it didn't end up becoming an issue. The nurse was fat, but he was wonderful. The nurse was fat. Was they also smoking cigarettes? It's not a great nurse to have. Well, she does obsess over them because my clip 9, this was the phlebotomist that she went to after the fact. It was by far the easiest blood drug experience I've had also. And it was like a chubby little nurse taking blood also.

Two of the nurses that worked there are chubby. Chubby fat. Yeah. Whatever. Ugly, I think she said at one point. Chubby, fat, whatever. Ugly, I think she said at one point. I don't typically go into a doctor's office and notice that sort of thing, but she's obsessed with it. Yes, she is more concerned about people being overweight than anyone else. There is.

And yet, it's supposed to be like body positivity. We're all good. Everything's great. Yeah. I don't think she believes her own bullshit. I have a feeling. Well, she's paralyzed by indecision. Yes, she has such a hard time With this she makes lists she checks off boxes. She goes on website. She starts podcasts. Yeah, she did a

Bad move I had My 108 talks about one of the review sites that she went to and the result. Here's the result of her exhaustive surge. I didn't find what I was looking for on any of these, but we'll get there. All right, well, work in progress. I guess podcast was all the things she tried and didn't work and yet she's trying to give advice to people on how to make a decision about your health care provider, but she gets political at one point.

Oh, okay. I just want to point out real quick, Dr. Steve, that I was going to watch Stuttering John and review it on the show tonight. I'm almost there. I might do it later today or maybe tomorrow, but it's in the fridge. Yeah. All right, what do you got? What's the next one?

Sorry. 104, right? As far as she gets political. I mean, I don't want to start being political, but healthcare is human right, and it's not your fault that the government is not interested in helping you have that right. If you don't have insurance though,

healthcare.gov open enrollment is happening through to 715. So the government's not willing to help you but go to healthcare.gov and you'll be okay. GOV, I wonder what that stands for. What could that possibly mean is that like an organization? Is that a commercial endeavor? Is it net? Whenever that means. She looks at all these online reviews, and she's narrowing it down. OK. She finds the one place, oh, shit, that.

Take your time, Steve. Sorry. We have a heart out of 330. Take your time. She goes to one of my favorite places to get good information. I mean, 109. All right. So the next thing I did was I Googled

that friendly doctor in Austin. And I actually found a couple of Reddit posts. I didn't really get anywhere there either. What? Reddit wasn't helpful! That's not the Reddit that I know. Oh well, then she tries this very scientific technique. Okay.

So I would like actually look at the photos of the doctors and see if I could like, if I would like look for the ones I have the kindest faces, like had a nice gentle smile. I just tried to look through them and see their soul. That's the way I determined which physician I would go to that makes sense Didn't the people in John Wayne's gacy's basement? That's the same method. Yeah, I think so So Dr. Shefe you're saying that's not a good way to find your next position just staring at their photos if they look kind She doesn't want to talk to her health care providers about her weight.

She says that from the beginning. She does. It's, I believe, three. Yeah, OK. So I sort of try to, in my case, I generally don't ask, ask that we don't talk about weight. I'm willing to discuss it with them if they ask. And I just discuss it the way I want to discuss it.

Like if a doctor said, what are we going to do about your weight? I would say, my weight's not why I'm here. Or I would just shut it down immediately and say, I'm not interested in weight loss surgery, and diets don't work, and that's not why I'm here. I do the same thing with liver disease. I'm like, Doc, we're not talking about liver disease today. Nope, shut that down.

I like that her idea of going to a physician is being confrontational with them. And they're just like, doctors are all assholes. I can't figure out why. They're trying to help you. You idiot. You need to actually listen to the things that they're just like, doctors are all assholes. I can't figure out why. They're trying to help you. You idiot. You need to actually listen to the things that they're saying.

So you do have to advocate for yourself. Sure. When you're in the doctor's office, but she's I am vacating against herself, I think. She doesn't want the help. I don't know. I feel very bad for this woman. But she is.

She's like, doctor, I'm out of breath. I have sores all over my body. I sweat a lot. What can you give me to fix these things? Well, if I had a cancer patient that came to me, I know I'm a problem. I do, we'd bring up cancer. All right, great job, Dr. Steve.

Face her coming up, buddy. All right. Exits. But if I have a cancer patient, says, I don't want to talk about my cancer. I don't want to explore treatment. I respect that. I would respect her for this Okay, I wouldn't really feel good about them running around trying to tell other people to add cancer that getting treatment is stupid

You wouldn't put out a podcast and says I never talked to your physician about cancer To do strategy I have I never get bad news to the doctor. It's great. I just tell them don't tell me any bad news Works every time so she's confrontational Yeah, but then clip five. Okay. I feel like most fat people have had the experience where you go to a doctor and you say You know my foot hurts and they're like okay, but are you diabetic? We need to get you tested for diabetes like it was never that she never It was she when I told her something I was concerned about, she addressed that,

but she never addressed, you know, any of the await related things that, you know, that a lot of doctors think I need to be addressed before anything else. So, I really liked her. I think that that's a terrible doctor. Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. She's not trying to get to the root of the issue.

She's a keeper. Not the great physician. So here, take some baby aspirin and call me in a week. If I went to the doctor and said my foot hurts, they're first, they probably wouldn't check me for diabetes right away, but I don't weigh 500 pounds. If I weighed 500 pounds, I would expect them to. Not yet.

Not yet. Not yet. I mean, they could I would expect them to. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. I mean, they could happen. So a lot of greasy food in Nashville. She finds a doctor finally. Yes. And she goes and spoils everyone. She had a really interesting way of setting up her first visit.

It's been number 114 for me. That maybe this doctor that I was seeing was one of the people that really, really liked Halloween, so she'd be in a good mood that day. I mean, what is she really hoping that they would give out candy? That's a number one other. She's like, and what's with these people not giving you wally pops after your exam? What's that? How about we're to that go till? And she discusses why doctors are fat, phobic, and that would be 150. Okay.

As a profession, I just think that they are subject to the same biases that we're all subject to. They've been fed the same bullshit that we've all been fed. I don't think the problem is what the doctors have been fed. No. Ha ha ha ha. I'm sorry. Good point. Ha ha ha. I'm sorry. That's a good point.

Not just Steve with the applause, Brett. It's funny that you say that because there was something else she said where she works in these words. I don't know. I don't know if she tries to do this on purpose. She seemed like she really respected me and my experience of my own body, which was huge, was... That's true.

Your experience of her body was huge. Sounds about right. She can't help herself. I pulled that same clip. That was your clip. So, Dr. Steve, what you're telling me here is that she has the wrong strategy. Is that what you're thinking as far as finding its position? Yeah, you don't want to just find somebody tells you what you want to hear Well, she's just well she took so long to get there and she's just paralyzed. Well, she walked

So I took her so I there was a moving sidewalk in her city There was one clip that I pulled that just sounded funny. If you're not a medical professional, it'd be 118. Is everyone here a medical professional? Everyone? Yup. I was trying to collect a urine sample. So a lot of fat people know that it's very hard to pee into a cup when you're a vet person with a vagina at least.

And so generally I ask for a hat. I thought that sounded funny. I was going to ask you, that was one of my reasons. Yes. What is that? That's an actual thing. It looks like a half of a sombrero sort of thing. And you put it between the lid that you sit on and the toilet

itself, and then you can just piss anywhere and it fills up. Yeah, I figure, like, as long as you get some of it in there, and then you can just piss anywhere and it fills up. Yeah, I figure like, as long as you get some of it in there, you're fine, right? And you pour it out and it's just like, I had to do all your analysis. So put it on. They did have, so I wanna,

but I had to do all your analysis, and they did have, so a lot of fat people know that it's very hard to pee into a cup when you're a vet person with a vagina at least. And... Oh, sorry, that was the same clip. This is what I wanted to play. So, generally, I ask for a hat, which is like a...

It sits on the toilet seat and you sit the cup in it so that it holds the cup for you. And they did have those, which was great. A lot of doctors' offices don't, especially smaller doctors' offices, don't have them. What does she mean by smaller doctors? What do you think she means by that? You skinny bitches don't even give me a hat to piss in. It's fucked up.

It's fucked up. Oh, the best part about all this urine sample thing that she talks about, Jenny pulled this back. I did. And I've never thought about this before, but I guess this is a serious issue that, I don't know if Congress is going to address it before the midterms, but someone needs to. But the only thing was the toilet, so it was a big handicap stall, which was good.

But the toilet seat, the toilet was too close to the wall for one thing, and the toilet paper holder was too close to the toilet. And if you're a fat person, you know that this is a common experience, they put those toilet paper holders way too close, so it makes it very difficult to sit on the toilet. They put the toilet paper where you can reach it

from the toilet. I want to be able to get up and walk across the way. And then like, you know, maybe go through a couple of drawers before I find the toilet paper. She's like, this is ridiculous. It's right there next to the toilet. I know. I mean, it's designed for. It's usually a standard measure kind of arm's length, right? Yeah, usually. For her, it's like this. I'm sure

She discusses her strategy about talking with her doctor for the first time Okay, and she wanted to make sure that she set some ground rules about what she's willing to discuss and that would be sorry 116 all right Diane still work and that's not why I'm here I am willing to go toe- toe with a doctor about it. She's going toe to toe with a health care professional about her health. Well, I mean, I will murder this bitch.

Isn't that an unfortunate metaphor anyway? Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She can't go toe to toe with anyone. What a toast. Sorry. So I listened to another episode where she brings on her fat friend who drives for Uber. And her friend Brittany, this woman is a dud. So I hope you enjoy today's episode and here's Brittany. I did. I was telling my brother that I was doing this because for years when podcasts came

out, I was like, I can't, like I won't listen to them. And it wasn't out of like, you know, I don't like podcasts. It was out of the fact that like, I'm like, I'm going to listen to this lovely story. And then my mind wanders and it's an hour later. And I'm suddenly like, what just happened? Like, I was not listening to this at all. So he is like a huge podcast nerd and has recommended them to me for years and years.

So I was telling him, like, I'm gonna record for a podcast. And he was like, what are you gonna say? And I was like, I don't know, like, my biggest fear is that she's gonna be like, hey, this is Brittany. And I'm gonna go, what up, what up, what up. Oh my God. What were we talking about? Holy shit.

I just zoned out like I was driving Uber. Yeah, Brittany's not a good guest for your show. I really hate that she goes, oh yeah, I don't listen to podcasts. Like well, the podcasts are many different things. Like that's like saying, I don't listen to music. I don't like music. If you tried, there's a variety out there.

Obviously. So she's an Uber driver and she gets some funny people riding in her car from time to time. So like has anybody ever said anything to you about being fat or has it ever been an issue? Yeah, like, I've had a guy one time get in and he was like making conversation and he asked me if I was married and I said no and he said How does that know that only aisle you'd ever walk down was a grocery aisle? That's amazing I would have thought that I would have said it this guy just said it

I don't like that's the fuck could he come on our podcast That's that's awesome like we all think terrible things, but that was pretty impressive. So then By just you know the look of the draw She picks this guy again days later than he needs a ride and she remembers that remark and then I got a later that he needs a ride and she remembers that remark. And then I got a request to pick him up a couple weeks later and I recognized his name and the take-up location and so I canceled it. I got it and picked him up again.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like that's a good decision. That's fucked up. What if he has new material? Yeah. Right? What if he like gets into the car and he's like, did you get an X-ing? Because there's an airbag driving this thing.

What's going on right here? You know, you want to the carnies, like, did you get an X-ing? There's an airbag driving this thing. What's going on right here, you know? You want to have some funny shit to say? That we will never know. Or we'll not be getting picked up from Uber. Comedy show tonight, never never, guys. Come down, we got Vinnie and Shuley. That's going to be fun. So you can take it to the door if you haven't already gotten those eight o'clock tonight. All right, here's some more fun adventures and being super

fat and driving for Uber and not even an SUV. Like, does it everyone own an SUV at this point, especially if you're an obese person, you would think that V or go to. My car is small and I'm super fat, you know, so I sit in my car fine, but when I'm driving to other people, I didn't even think about like my seat was back all the way when I went to pick these people up. Yeah. And I picked up four people, like four adults, in a four-tocus.

And so when I pulled up, I was like, OK, you know, it's my first ride, like everything's going to be fine. So when they open the back door was like, okay, you know, this is my first ride, like everything's gonna be fine. So when they open the back door behind me, the guy goes, hey, can you move your feet up? No, dude, no sucking way. Again, she gets hilarious passengers. She does. She's pressed up against her steering wheel and the cats like can you move her seat up there's no room back here her car she goes on to explain that she did move her seat up which is great

this is the last step I have from this episode I get a lot of knees in my back but I don't get tons of like verbal complaints most people are at least kind of to fake it in the car and then they'll give me a bad start writing afterwards. That's so fucked. Wait, so you can't goof on her to her face, you can't give her a bad start writing, what are we supposed to do about this? What are you supposed to make fun of them for being obese and driving Uber? I'm confused. Give her a five star and shit all over in the ratings.

Yes! That's how you do it. That's right. And then get, you know, dynamic personality like Kasiant to read us. That's been my formula. What else Steve, feel bad for Kay? What else? I love this guy.

The best. Anything else you guys picked up on you want to talk about from? I had a statement that I would like to read for my medical society. It's obviously, sorry, cut that out. It's obviously very stressful and she likely has delayed health maintenance and screening tests in the past which could have affected her health. And I hope by shedding light on the problem of fat phobia and exposing cruel and hurtful jokes such as these as we have said today that we can make this a better world for all

people. Thank you. I just tuned out. What just happened right now? Did you say we should shame people into being skinny? Is that what you just said? Okay, that was pretty much it. I agree. I agree, Dr. Steve. All right, well, Jenny Jingles, Dr. Steve, thank you guys so much for coming up. Talk about Batlip.

We're gonna have Dr. Steve back up later and I appreciate you guys coming on. I have something very important to talk about with my friends Vinny Paulino and Shule Eagar. You know, it's no different than police officer running to the scene of the crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Oh, that's full. Hola, Dashville. Guys, there was a show that just got put out. Adam Thoreau sent this to me.

There is a show on YouTube called Dive Bar Comedy. This is comedians getting on a Zoom call together and doing their sets for each other. And the headlining act was Tom Myers. Wow. Now, it's funny because as Vinnie and I were discussing this episode, we're like, yeah, man, like a lot of comedians had to go to Zoom

because of the pandemic. This came out last week. This is from May of 2022. This is what these people are doing. This was the most astounding thing I have ever seen. I knew the comics had morph towards doing this during the pandemic like Carl said. Sure. And a lot of good comics did this. Yeah. They don't good comics don't do this anymore. No. If you're about to see what start with the theme song because I mean jack Jacked at Review Show, let's all agree, that's an amazing song.

This one is in the running, I think, for one of the greatest theme songs ever written for a show. I want to do some comedy At a time bomb, at a time bomb, at a time bomb, at a time bomb I can't say what I want to say, I can't say what I want to say I'm sent to I'm not comedy I'm not comedy are comedy

I have a theory he's waiting for the drummer to get there so he just keeps playing Dirty bad nasty comedy, got bar, got bar, got comedy Dirty bad nasty comedy, got bar, got bar, got comedy Yeah, thank God. Sorry for that, you worm everybody. Vee-ja singing that on the way home. I'm finished, too. I'm wondering what were the other songs that they tried that they were like, no, that's sauce. I can go. This song doesn't even have two bridges.

It's just not long enough to be our theme song. I'm sorry. It's not going to work. All right, so Tom Myers, they started off. They're all getting to know each other. This shows two hours long. It's unbelievable. It's incredible.

You don't understand. Three minutes set on Zoom is two hours long. It's unbelievable. It's incredible. You don't understand. Three minutes set on zoom is two hours long. Right. Let's do what? It doesn't go well. This show has been 50 minutes and everybody's already like what? The funniest set ever on zoom was the Jeffrey Tuben guy beating off and not knowing his camera was on. He's a legend. I tell you what, for those of us, you know, comics who by nature, anti social, just staying in our own houses is a lot better. I mean, you can do stuff on Zoom comedy

that you can't do live anymore. Like, you know, like, like, like, like, and you can also do stuff like, we're going putting on pants. So it's like, fuck that shit, you know? All right, so you just heard Tom Myers, the comedian, make the joke that everyone's boss has made about Zoom calls. I can't not wear pants.

And what I love is that he gets called out immediately for it. I was just thinking today, there's in in this age of zoom. There's always one person who makes a joke about not having pants in every meeting and that's who Tom Myers. So I can't wait here. What I'm going to go to God. It's the nicest way to call a guy a hack.

I've ever heard that was pretty passive aggressive. Can't wait to hear you're sent later. Yeah, it's gonna be more no pants jokes. You't wait to hear your set later. It's gonna be more of no pants jokes. Here's your headliner, everybody. Wouldn't you say something about making the whole plane out of the black box, Tom? But how does the tough lot stick to the pants?

More of that tonight, never, never, everybody. By the way, that's one of the most annoying things about the Zoom is like other comics tagging your shit and like jumping, like, I love Vinny, but we're not going on together. You understand? Yeah. So this is, Tom Mars actually gets a little bit

of a laughter here, and he decides to tag his own joke, and it's such a bomb that it's impressive, even for him. We have a Westminster in Maryland, and it's very much in the same vein as the Royal family, because it's full of a bunch of incest there as well. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Be careful! Be careful! Look about those please. I might get Princess Diana, basically. Hmm. I might get Princess Diana basically. You might. Hey, that's...

If we're fucking lucky, you Tom, read the Zoom. You... The fuck, man. Just think, God, what's going on here? I said, put this Diana. No, nobody, okay, we're done on here? I said, put this tie in, I want, no, no, no, no, he okay, we're not.

They're gonna chase me through a tunnel. All right, so I want to talk about top buyers, but there were a couple other people on this call that, Viddy and I were talking, yes, they were like, well, we gotta show this. So, we're gonna, folks, we always say that Tom is the king of the hacks. Yes.

I would like to introduce you ladies and gentlemen to the queen. Whew. This lady bombs so hard she created refugees. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I love it. Yeah, Poland was concerned about this on. Yeah, yeah, close the borders. We're sending her a couple of bill.

The guy who has to follow her joint NATO. Yeah. Are you that way for this technique? Can I get a year? Yeah. Yeah. The guy who has to follow our joint NATO He seems straight Yeah, we scored a goal again Go team. How's your soccer team do by the way? We won by way. Let's go Liverpool. Liverpool are. I know Nashville's a huge soccer market. I knew I'd get everybody to friends here.

That's why I brought it up. Come back. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Anyway, I thought I'd tell you a little bit about myself.

I've been married many times. Many times. And I'm... It's a weird coincidence, though, because they all don't. Like, number one, the first husband, he cut himself badly. I mean, with this huge knife, right into his heart. Number two fell down the stairs. Number three, well, I think he might have eaten something that disagreed with him.

It was all that's dropping blood from the man. All right, so there were three. Very good to tell you to come. And you, oh wait, there's more? Oh, wait, they don't do the rule of three in England. Oh, no, they don't have three in England? Yeah, it's the metric system. All right, okay.

So it's 5.3, okay. It's like seven. Let it number four, now this is a very weird, weird situation. Somehow he found himself in bits in my deep frees. Ha, ha, ha. You guys getting this? She's murdering her husband. Everyone following this joke? in bits in my deep frees. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I used that as number three and moved on with that. It would be almost forgivable. And you know, they say the funniest stuff is the realest stuff. I do believe she's been married a lot.

That checks out. That checks out. I don't think any of them are dead. I think they're actually living their best life right now. Those men just couldn't handle her perm. Big perp. Yeah, even Jenny Jingles is like, that's too curly. The five, well, I'm still married to him, but I'm just waiting for him to get his affairs

in the middle of that. That was the payoff of that bit? That's right! Wow! So, you're gonna murder him too. Okay cool good one Two visits really boring day in and day out the same person. I mean you know every every evening every night It's the same thing routine. You know brush my teeth Take off my makeup

Put a muzzle on the husband's. And then call the suicide hotline to see if it's snuffed it and see if I was betting right or not. Die bar, die bar comedy! Comedy! Is there anything, by the way, has anybody ever bet into a dive bar when somebody breaks out with a comedy show? You want to slice your own wrists. Nobody wants this ever.

Nobody is ever happy to see a comedy show pop up in a bar. When that happens, I'm like, can we put the misfits back on, please? It was literally my first two years in Vegas was one dive bar show after another. And I went this was near Lake Tahoe somewhere in Nevada and I get up on stage I haven't even touched the mic and from the bar. This guy's playing video poker he's not even looking up and he just goes pussy jokes. He just got that out. It's requesting. Yeah. Well I was saving those for the end but but sir, since you asked. I went into as many Jackie Martling pussy jokes as I could remember.

So you did all of Jackie Martling jokes. I did. I made it out alive, that's the point. I love how far you've come, Julie. Thank you. Dive bars in Las Vegas, the Dive bars in Nashville. And that's basically what a climb. What a climb.

Didn't that? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. What a club. Do that. Yeah. Well, anyway, what I wanted to say is, you know, we've all that's going on, at least we have good weather here in Los Angeles. And I do love to go out into sunshine, into the fresh air. Yeah, and maybe, like, you know, you would go to a park, and maybe you'd go to a dog park, play with the dogies.

And you may ask yourself, is this really a dog park? Throw Frisbee, um, your pee-jong. But Mr. Johnson, who should be wearing adult diapers, Hmm? You're peed on. Ha ha ha ha. But Mr Johnson, who should be wearing adult diapers, so maybe you slap him around the face and then they call the cops and then maybe you get arrested for elder abuse. And then he be, you end up in a cell with a woman called Moira who's attracted to you because you smell of urine. And maybe if you make you start questioning your sexuality

and all the meaning of life. What a fucking asshole. If you never stop a bit then you can't say it bomb. You're not late until you get that. That's a big help. Herb's so fascinated to find out if the audience is going to think she's funny or if Tom's funny. She's just so fucking bad. She'll be like, oh, go ahead. Well, I was just going to say herb bits are like when my dad tries to email me and he doesn't use the space bar. So it's just all one fucking two sentences

that fill up a whole goddamn email. She is one of the worst people I've ever seen. I feel like, does she think she's auditioning for Lauren Michaels, yes and no? The thing I don't like is her confidence. Yeah, it's like some, she's like, she's reversed this. Yeah. Like off community college theater. Yeah. Now, she's off. Or aarse this. Yeah. Like off-community college theater.

Yeah. Now, she's off. Or a dive bar. I need to throw this out there. The person who runs a dive bar comedy, told this woman before her set, we didn't get the intro. She told her that the last time we saw you perform, you were so great that you were making the best of real.

What the fuck? For dive bar comedy. This is the best of folks. What the fuck? For dive bar comedy. This is the best of folks. Wow. Oh, what a... Nice, maybe. Yeah, for a share, isn't it? All right, because you guys demand it one more bit,

and then we gotta move on. Oh, more bit. Maybe. Maybe. I'll tell you something that I can't stand, it just hooks me. You're act? And that is buying presents for old people. Because come on, let's face it's a waste of money.

They could snuff it at any minute. Yeah. Wow, she thinks that people dying is the funniest thing ever. She would love Dr. Steve's job. She'd be cracking up all day long. Carl, you have to keep going with this bit. OK, all right. This is a question we all face every day. Sure, gifts for old people. But dilemma, gifts for old.

What a topical premise for a bit. To waste of money. This is topical. Listen to what just happened to her. Oh, OK. Go ahead. They could snuff it in any minute. You agree?

I mean, really? When did David Spade get there? What was that? I was at this funeral. I think this is what a Dana Carvey's characters I said to the girl I said You grandma what a lovely woman she was But I wonder if I could get back the scarf I just gave her because there's a 30 day return policy in the store That was it? Oh, she stuck the land to get leased.

You gotta give her that. Carl, this isn't her fault. The notary act is not her fault. Please keep playing this. She's a much just buried grandma in it. And I was like, she's rocked there, that can't you just pop the lid and get it out? Anyway, I took the scarf back to the store

and they refused to refund me my money. They said it smelled like someone had died in it. You see my point? Now let me just tell you ladies and gentlemen, hold on. I just did that joke two weeks ago, lie, and they were roaring with laughter. Oh, see it's your fault that you didn't think that was funny. See, you're just a bad audience. I love it when comics tell you how funny they are at other times. I'm going to use that same excuse tonight. Yeah, right. Like, oh my gosh.

This shit kills and mentfists. This was on Zoom. You guys can be howling. You need to go play. All right, I can't take it. I really enjoy how the audience here is actually reacting to terrible comedy. You guys really are reacting properly to terrible comedy. This is the right reaction.

I saw seven people leave. But also, she's walking my room. Yeah. That's the right reaction to that. That's the crazy shit I've ever seen. Now I know why Tom Myers is the headliner. Yeah, it's something that's... He's the most experienced out of these.

By the way, the song I just put in this two weeks notice. So I want to apologize to City Wightery for this. Before we read the Tom Myers, there's another character out here who doesn't entirely set without using words. So folks, I watched you grow up. I told you that, dude. Yeah, I've probably made me listen to this yesterday and I was driving around Nashville with this plug into my stereo and my car.

And I had no reference to what this person looked like. Go ahead, Carl. OK. Oh, hold it. Do do. Oh, ho. Oh, hold it. Hold it.

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Like, we need you to do 15. He's like, okay, and he puts the fucking thumb necklace on and the wig gets in the zone to babble like a fucking mental picture. Oh, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Can I just say this is the real cost of COVID here folks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, I can't tell if he's keratop or David Copperfield. I used to have an uncle like silly like this, if he'd silly share around my friends, and then one by one each friend when we would go outside at one point they would go, is your uncle retarded? We covered your uncle on the creep off.

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Put me on there. They go in, or they don't come out. Let's get to Tom Myers. Let's see his amazing set. Oh, yeah. Because we all know that he is the king of the joke. And I haven't watched the whole set yet. I don't think it's political, right?

I think it's just like pure comedy, right? It depends on your definition of pure. I can't. All right. It's more observational this time. Yeah, there's a couple pure rails of comedy for all of us to adjust. I observed no comedy.

Thank you so much. So I am from a place called Maryland. Our area is known as the DMV, which stands for DC, Maryland, and Virginia. It's a little confusing everywhere else because DMV stands for Department of Motor Vehicles. So it's quite ironic that in our DMV nobody knows how to fucking drive. How many words could he have left out of that joke? We all know what DMV stands for.

When you think of DMV you don't think of driving. You think of waiting in line and hating your life. That's the DMV jump. What a fucking asshole. No. That's what he opens with, you know, that gets you warmed up. And it's like, there's no, there's like, how's everybody doing?

No, even small talk. I didn't the material as if you're on a stage in front of people. I'll probably little place called Maryland. I've heard of it. Yeah, I'm familiar. This is the actually only stand-up bit that I think would be improved by grunting.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. You know, the problem is, there's a lot of work to do. Somewhere between him and the cave man, they got a perfect set. Ha-ha-ha. It's really interesting. In Maryland, more accidents are caused by distracted driving.

Found that out recently. And most distracted driving cases are people going on their ways app to report the previous accidents cleared up. All right, that's struck a nervous in people. That struck zero nerves. We didn't know the joke was over, buddy. I'm sorry. I'm so offended by that.

You know, you know, our pal Yucca of the clown used to tag his jokes with this clown horn. Yeah. He needs something like that. Yeah. But I totally know. I think instead of a horn, I think I think you just have, you know, Jim Florentine, you just have him going, at the end of every, every, every, I disagree, you should get a bus horn before it runs over him. Look at that, great still of him. Look at Tom Sucki, everybody, there it is. And cup the balls, don't forget the balls, Tom.

And this is a true mark of a shit comic, is they always have an excuse for just not admitting they wrote a shitty joke. And he's always like, Oh, I offended you. I struck a nerve. You struck nothing. You missed on every level. So we get a mess.

Yeah. All righty. All right. Yeah. I don't use ways anymore because of that asshole. We get like ways flashbacks all of a sudden like mom flashbacks Is that how that shit works or something? That jokes are hard about ways.

Yeah, that's him riffing right now. Yeah, he shows. How about you have any at all? That's him making a conscious decision is in his mind he goes I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna just tap dance here for a second Yeah, and how about that Google Maps you guys ever use that a half-wow. Yeah, that how about that Google Maps? You guys ever used that? A half-plop. Yeah. That'll give you directions. Don't tell me you're using Tom Tom still.

Where the fuck does Tom shoot? I apologize in advance. I'm in a bit of a weird mood today. My neighbor was arrested this morning. He was arrested for improper use of an aerosolized disinfectant. Turns out it couldn't cover up the snolved dead bodies in his basement. But at least now we know what happened to his wife and kids. These are not even jokes people. Was the first ladies dead people

jokes funnier than that? Yes for the lady. Oh, shit. Air-air-air-salized. You find me a funny bit with that word in it. Yeah. Air-salized. If you need a thussaurus, I understand the joke. It's not going to hit. He's like, he's like dumb Dennis Miller.

Ha-ha-ha-ha. In my neighborhood, there's a sign that says, senior citizen crossing. That's a stupid sign to put up. Senior citizens do a lot less damage to the front of your car than deer. So I'm told, I have a cat, I have a cat, he's getting up there on age, he's 16 years old. And having a cat at that age is a bit like having an uninhibited roommate who after he goes to the bathroom wipes his butt on your carpet and leaves a skidmark. And then is proud to display it to you that his butt hole is an outie.

Nice. Here's why I hate him. Let me just say this. You know, like the cat jokes. I don't like any joke. and the thing is he's so awful that when he tells a bad joke you're like, that's pretty good. Yeah, right. Oh my god! That's true. He fucks your own head up.

That's why he should be billed as the worst comic ever. Everyone would go and see him. He'd fill rooms with that. Or a Jedi master. I haven't figured out which one he is yet. These are the jokes you're laughing at. Yeah.

I just call him a cat. I don't call him an emotional support pet. I think that's a stupid name. Like, he used to be called seeing eye dogs. Like, I can understand getting rid of that term. Then they were called service dogs. But I thought it was a pretty cool name. And then all of a sudden, they changed

into emotional support dogs. People say, what do you do with an emotional support dog? And I say, same as any other dog, depends on how drunk you get. If he says peanut butter next, so help me fucking God. So help me God if he says peanut butter, Betty. I haven't seen this yet. He's not that funny, Carl. Okay. Let's see this yacht. He's not that funny, Carl. OK.

Jeff Bezos was in the news recently. That's transition. So I fuck dogs. You guys see this, Jeff Bezos guys started the episode. What about Neckrofilia, guys? Enough of that. Who works out? Anybody going to gin? Anyone bent to the DMV?

Holy shit, that is some transition. These are pros. Buddy story, my neighbor killed his whole family. People say, what do you do with an emotional support dog? And I say, same as any other dog. Depends on how drunk you get. Yeah. Yeah.

Jeff Bezos was in the news recently. Everybody was giving him shit because that penis-shaped rocket of his always stayed up for 11 minutes. I can tell you with my significant other, like 11 minutes is more than enough for us guys. All right. And the only reason I lasted that long is because I was fantasizing about our best friend. That's a joke about boners. You guys get it? Can I also say, could he possibly have been more vague there? You have my significant other, scruffy, my significant other who is real. I mean, I totally get laid all

the time you guys. She's in Canada. You won't know. You don't know where. She doesn't go to this game. Come because of COVID, guys. It's out of my hands.

She stuck in Niagara Falls. Get off it. To be fair though, he was a lot nicer to me. Oh. Listen, I've got three minutes left and this shit just keeps getting garbage.

I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Oh Listen, I've got three minutes left and this shit just keeps getting darker and darker So I hope you got Oh, oh, buckle up again. Yeah, it's not us buckle up the cruise ship comics about to get dark The fucking cruise ship the garbage barge comic I used to love computer lab when I was in school. So the SS ass. Well, it goes, it's only going to get darker, guys. So I loved computer lab when I was younger.

It would also portray basic programming. I've got three minutes left, and this shit just keeps getting darker and darker. So who do you got it. Nothing off the women's. Yeah. I used to love a computer lab when I was in school. There's an elementary school because we got to play a game called Oregon Trail.

I don't know if anybody, my age, remembers that game. But Oregon Trail, here's the objective of the Oregon Trail. You gather a family, you gather supplies, and you go to Oregon. That's the game. It was before Xbox sue me, okay? I would, why would we sue him? What do you have to do with either the organ trail?

I'll sue it. I'll sue it for Xbox. We all know the premise of organ trail too. It's not like, yeah, you're right, that is stupid. It's like, well, yeah, that's kind of the point. But you would assume with a setup like this. Okay, right. The goal is coming folks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it's a Dissentary Joe coming out. I guarantee it. I love when he brought up Oregon Trail some way the eyes goes. He's so old. He's got a green screen. You're kind of got ripped off playing Oregon Trail because there are no cool ways to die like you play

Fortnight or Call of Duty you can get blown to Smith or Eans by an enemy fight and that's pretty cool. You play Oregon Trail you die of Typhoid and Dissenteri. Yeah. Here we go. Like today's kids like today's kids they get to go out in a place of glory. My generation, in our video games, you die with contaminated food and bloody diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah. But once we got in the middle school,

we weren't allowed to play computer games anymore. Oh no, all our programs had to be educational. And this one program, educational program, we were learning about mammals. And this is a pretty cool program where you pull up a page on a particular mammal, you click on the name of the mammal and it tells you how to pronounce it. Pretty good concept, right? Except they had a donkey in this program, but they didn't call it a donkey, they called it an ass.

Ah! Also, people laughed at the ass. Well, well, well, hey. Because he's working blue, man. It's getting darker, Carl. Oh, wow. Fucking stupid. Oh, my God. Hold us to strap in.

Was there a chicken bite of Jets? What do they call it that? Whoa! So, did you know that there is a mammal called a dick-dick? What? It's dick? What? It's true. What? Who's that woman?

He's right. It's got two and a half minutes left on Zoom. It's a species of analogue that resides primarily in Africa. So, how are you? Wow. Why did the women just go Africa? How are you? Wow Why do we just go Africa? What you actually just see out there is where else yeah, why do you think that was funny?

No, I think that was a home birth somebody was In one of the Zoom cubes you get like 30 You get like 30 public middle schoolers in one library. They go, ask, dick, dick, dick, ass, ass, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

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And tried to get it over in 2022. Holy shit. So you're so right, he's sitting there going, what should I write about today? What are you guys here by principal power stuff? What are you here? He didn't know what hit him. It gets dark.

And this is before me too, and we were a bunch of horny middle schoolers, all right? At least I was. I used to redecorate my bedroom ceiling. Yeah, my mom would come in and be like, Tom, you have a lava lamp on in here. It's not a lava lamp, dick dick. Now, it'll show you a suck dick dick.

Wow. Yeah. It was this full circle of that job. I've been doing comedy for a long time. Nobody asks and nobody will use that. Don't bring that up right now. Not a good thing. I would like to correct you. You've been talking to a long time.

You've been talking to a long time. You've been talking to a long time. You've been talking to a long time. It's weird because I know run shows live and on zoom. And it's really weird when you do these zoom shows because I'll get a lot of younger comics who asked me long after the time, but do I have time to do one more joke? I'm like, you didn't tell any jokes for the last five minutes. Can you imagine also I'll get comic.

He's big timing, people. Can you imagine coming off stage and this fucking guy telling you you suck? I mean if you don't blow your brains out right there It's like younger comics who don't know anything about comedy trying to give me advice I'm like dude. I was writing jokes when your parents were thinking about plan B in your ass. All right Yeah, like dick dick and ass. I remember those jokes Plan B in my ass or was it plan B your ass? You got to you got to space it out there. I don't mean to be a new comic given you, you know advice

I was mastering proper joke structure when your dad was chasing your mom with a coat hanger. All right, trust me. What the fuck for those of you who could not see Carl's face just said? Proper joke structure? Proper joke structure. We have been watching this man for years now. Not properly structured a power movement. He is the most delal in the video. He really is.

Imagine bombing this bad. And then at the end, you're saying, by the way, I've been doing this a long time, and I'm really good at it. That's not the time to introduce this material. And he's pissed that younger comics are giving him advice. You should make people laugh while you're up there. Tom, have you tried that?

Instead of misdirection, you're just doing miss. I think you're missing there Tom have you tried that? Instead of uh... misdirection you're just doing miss. Yeah. I think you're missing the direction fire. Tom you want the uh... noise in the room to be louder than the blenders making margaritas in the back Tom. When room is playing too right? Oh when I tell you I know a little bit more about Tom than than you do okay? But uh... some younger comics they'll often text me you know ask me for advice. I know a little bit more about comedy than you do, okay? But Some younger comics they'll often text me, you know ask me for advice. No, they know

It's one kind of text. A text of me to the day. He said hey Tom What's the quickest way become famous as a comedian and I said say something racist you get accused of sexual assault? What do you expect me to say? Write jokes? No, fuck that shit. Not in 2022, you can't. Oh! But I find that the longer I do Tom Rye, the more I can relate to female comics, you know,

I can sympathize with them. Uh-oh. Because like most female... This is not a good set-up, man. Well, he is the white female... Oh, oh. This is not a good set-up, man. Well, he is a white guy. Oh, boy. This is Tom reenacting cave diving right now. That's now big of a whole visit.

Comments, I, too, and the target of a bunch of racist white insels who talk shit about me on their podcasts. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! And you are welcome, sir. And you are welcome. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

And you are welcome, sir. And you are welcome. Wow. Ha-ha-ha! But unlike most female comics, I don't get unsolicited dick picks in my inbox. Because I ask for it. And that's my time. That's my time, everybody.

Tom Myers. What an awful time. Holy shit. That motherfucker just pretended to see the light on his dupe. Yeah, right. Oh, that's it. Okay. He had his killer material coming up, but that's his time.

All right. Get an email notification, pop up. He's like, that's my time, guys. That's the but that's it's time. All right, fair enough. You get an email notification pop up He's like, that's my time guys. That's the light Google sending me off All right, Vinnie Shule you guys will be back up in just a little bit Thank you so much for talking about time Myers with me, but at this point in the show Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

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but I know that Andy and Kroge have been checking out the latest free water and whatever else he's doing now. Oh, geez. What is in he doing? So, hey, my first clip is the philosophy of free water. What does free water bring to you and me? But this is the most free water you can get. We keep you hydrated over here because in the end guys, that's the only goal. That's the only goal. We want to keep you satisfied at least in the at least in the liquid portion of our life What does that mean? What doesn't it mean the liquid portion of life? Damn straight. So anyway after the liquid portion of life now every

Podcast he's ever done which is a fucking lot of them. They all start with a two minute inquiry. It's a two minute plug right in the beginning. My number two, he discusses this. I hate when podcasts start out with ads or plugs, but I really do them, okay? And I'm only doing it now because I feel like people are joining.

And what a better time to join than the summer. All right, get some extra content, force me to do more. And I'm talking about the Patreon. All right, that's the place to go. And this just goes on and on. How does he not know that he puts on an anchor read at the beginning of every single podcast he puts out? He puts it out at the end, too. Yeah, I do not know. That's crazy. And this whole idea of force me to do more work I don't even I don't even know what fucking universe he's in But then he talks about what people are discussing on the patreon. Oh good. Okay. I'm not out of he blocked me Yeah, I tried to give him three dollars a month and my money's no good here apparently Some of the people on patreon have already said things like Elon Musk or the typical things like Roy, okay, or

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imagine what I could do when I just have to focus on the recording, right? The content sort of. I'd probably do much less. I'd probably do much, much less. It would be great. So you have to pay him to be on his Patreon, and then you also have to volunteer and work for him too?

That's right. Pretty good idea. Actually, it's like a DC trip. Do you think he's doing great right now? But just imagine all the content. OK, so he does an extended bit. This is like, OK, laid into band's career, things are going poorly.

It's nothing's working. They go back to basics. Every good band has a back to basics album. Where they go back to like what made him great in the first place. This is Shemus shameless back to basics album. Number five is starts this extended riff that brings him back to his childhood obviously.

We're back! And better than ever, we're back! But growing up around these train tracks, I, there wasn't a single person that I went to school with, that I was a neighbor of that graduated graduated before I went to the schooling around there, right? There was inspired to be a conductor. What does that mean?

What does that mean? Because as far as my head is concerned, if you grow up near the circus, you're probably going to want to join the circus at some point, huh? Especially if it's the man attraction. And when it's a train that has ruined many days for a lot of the people that are, for most of the people that live around the area, and you weren't inspired to be like, man, if I was fucking driving that thing, I wouldn't have stopped here. What?

Okay. So in his neighborhood, there's a train track and train stop there. I'm guessing which side of it he's on, but go ahead, keep going. And why didn't anyone I know grow up to be a train driver and not stop the train then a train driver stops the train wherever he wants to I like that Yeah, well you know But the extension of this is amazing. He talks about other careers and this is this is the shame as I love It also makes me think about all the people that love Batman Obsess over Batman, which has made us aware of Alfred who becomes a very substantial character and yet

I don't know a single person. I have not met a single person that wants to be a Butler and yet we all have clear evidence that it's fucking awesome All right, I got to give him that one. That's a pretty funny joke. Okay I mean if you're the butler too, Batman, it's awesome, right? Like, if you hang out in the bad cave, then it's cool, if you're Mr. Belvedere kind of sucks. Yeah.

We can all agree out that. Now that everyone's the butler to a superhero. So, all right, five minutes into this whole fucking bed about how no one he grew up with. What, grew up to be a train driver? It turns out he knew a fucking train driver. No! And he goes on the swamp story about this kiddie knew when he was seven because no story takes place between like 15 to 25

For him he's seven years old he's got this kid and a kid wrote to be a fucking train driver There's probably a good chance. I don't know. I can't fuck this dude He's gonna get me in the shit and I say this completely random Because he is a conductor of a train now, So didn't get past the 10th grade drives a train. But are you really driving it? Because wouldn't you be a train driver then? You conduct it. But it's not as fancy as someone who leads an orchestra but doesn't play an instrument. I mean, he might, but he doesn't on that night. He just wears a fancy suit like a penguin. And how about how the word

engineer means multiple things? That's fun too. Let's get into that. And he wave some chopsticks in this guy and music comes out from a bunch of other people. Maybe not more talented, but certainly working harder on the night. I don't think you understand how this works at all. Driving that bit into the ground. Talk about retarded. Talk about retarded. Perhaps I'm a retard. Now, did you guys all get that, by the way? Because sometimes they're conductors, but sometimes conductors.

Well, what's funny though is according to him, the conductor does not play an instrument. Like he assumes it because they're not in the violin section. He has no idea how to play an instrument. Yeah. So he does, but not that night. He doesn't know what an orchestra can do.

Conductor does. He doesn't know what a train conductor does. The train driver. Train engineer does. And there's a thing, after all, on these clips, I can't stop saying train drivers. I know. You't say that. And that's the thing, after pulling on these clips, I can't stop saying train drivers. I know, you can say that. Like, what's a train driver?

I know, I drove a train once in college. I know, I know, I know, I drove a train once in college. I know, I know, I know, I drove a train once in college. I know, I know, I know, I drove a train once in college. And he was there, I'll tell you about it. He pulled, drove, take that out and post. My number eight, so this is like 40 minutes in and you know we just go all kinds of places but he lets us know what the, what the heart of the pit was.

Well, I feel like we talked about a lot of shit that I didn't write down. I did write down the conductor thing because that is weird. If you was like if you were growing up around a great football team, you might try to be a football star, you know? What is wrong with this head? I grew up around a great football team. I grew up around a dumpster and I want to be a garbage man. All right. I'm going to ask you guys to go with me on this one.

My number nine, this is off the top of his head. He just, it's not so much a joke or a bit. He's kind of painting a scene. He's like Norman Rockwell, but with words. You know, I mean, you guys don't know that, but he's gonna demonstrate it for us. But this, this just kind of crossed my mind the other day. I was thinking about how creepy it would be to see two clowns.

All right, it doesn't have to be the middle of the night. It could be a birthday party. It could be a lively event. At a certain point, you have to imagine the clowns will take a little bit of a break. But being a clown, you don't take your face off. It's not that easy. But you go and enjoy a couple drinks.

You might talk to a person, you know, your clown makeup. But I feel like everybody would be creeped out. If from a cross-up party, they saw two clowns whispering to each other. I don't know why, but that's a very strange visual. Good one. Dear God. Now, you know. Yeah.

Could you imagine if clowns were just like people? Yeah. What would that be like? And go. Now, I'm just going to say it. That made more sense than some of those Tom Irish jokes. Funny exactly, but it had a flow to it. Is he the guy giving advice to Tom Myers for comedy? Tom Myers expression when he hears these jokes

Yeah, exactly. He's an aw And here's my last one Patty C. Cubs throws out a shout out to someone who's near and dear to all of our hearts When I look at my podcasting sort of years, I just wonder who the fuck has been here the longest? Who has probably been on the Patreon and then left or has always been on the Patreon? Who has listened to all the episodes from other shows I've done? The ones I still... Does anyone want to take a guess at this one? Is this... Anyone have an idea of this white babe?

They'll do. It's not Roy. Who also watches all the The YouTube shit I put out who listens all the music I mean it feels like I would just take up a lot of your time But I guess if we put our heads together we can assume who has done that but probably can't anymore right Because he's locked away you get it He's still joking on podcast hitman which by the way podcast hitman if you're listening

I think you're cool man We're cool buddy. You know anyone who's gonna murder now you could say like I murder this girlfriend Jerry was two of me all right. She's about three quarters of a Vinnie. I'm not messing I am not messing with podcast hit, man. That's for sure. I think it's great. And I like what he's doing. And you listen to some of our

friend Patrick Seek, Patrick Michael. So once upon a time there was a petty Seek Ups podcast called Dude Where's My Jokes. Yes, that was amazing. Memory Dolls Power Ranger Jokes. Oh, yeah. It was fantastic.

Trey Peacock was involved. Yeah. All right. Straighten cells. Everybody jumped ship on that. And Dude Where's My Jokes has now become a show called The Best Worse. And. I bet it's easy to find, dude, right?

Oh, yeah. It took me a whole time. It'll I get it. Those five hours the Airbnb yesterday. What is it called? Where is it? What? OK. And all, yeah, it's a whole thing.

Anyway, so it's just devolved into him shitting on a bunch of comics that are way more successful than him that he doesn't have any respect for. People like Brenda Chobb, people like Joe Koy, but Joe Rogan, we're going to start with Clip 9. This is Patti calling out Joe Rogan for being a hack. There's a lot of these guys that either claim to do this much. I mean, it's, go back to Joe Rogan.

When's the last time that dude put out a special? And yet we're supposed to just sit around and believe he's still funny because he does shows with Dave Chappelle, right? It's like, yeah, you're nephew can play guitar next to John Mayer. That doesn't mean they're the same. No, actually, if you're a John Mayer's band, that means you're pretty fucking good. Actually, that's exactly what that means. If you're doing shows with Chappelle, you're probably pretty fucking funny.

Yeah, it's what that means. He did a special a couple of years ago, and he's busy putting out a multi-million dollar podcast, and he does multiple times a week. But yeah, he's pretty much a fucking hack. He's a hack, he's a has-vab, obviously. No one's even talking about Joe Rogan anymore. Where did that guy go? It's going on with him.

And I'm working backwards. This next one, this really speaks to Shavys' station in life. Listen to this, he can't believe that somebody else that he doesn't respect Bobby Lee Yeah, refuses to eat leftovers. Okay, that's what this is And you know what guys no idea how much sushi actually is and it's only because I don't even have any

interest in trying it. You can be like it's not just fish. It's tuna. He's like I don't care. It doesn't look good. But Gary Indiana's we're all the best sushi restaurants are, Patrick. He's the freshest. He got a try-its. It's really sad though, because like he can't relate and he's single. He can't afford sushi. He doesn't like the way it looks and it's just he doesn't. If he was Tuna's fish. If he he was here right now the first thing you'd say was that's a lot of headphones Yeah He's got to make it Okay, so include one just because he put a lot of work into last week's episode

You're all the production values are all the music beds and all the headphones were on deck for episode one. Yeah, that doesn't mean you're saying don't get used to it. Don't get your fucking hopes up. Thank you guys for listening to that first episode. A lot of effort was put into that. I can't say the same thing about this one. So because I do podcasts for a living, I'll offer some advice. What you want to do is peak early.

Yeah, you know, I continually get worse and worse and worse throughout your career. People love that. Yeah, it's a great idea. He puts that at the end of the episode. So if you listen to this, you're a shit outta luck. Great. But the best is yet to come because the end of this

is him trying out material and you thought time Myers was bad? Buckle up. Clip 2. I said no. It's all like top Myers is actually pretty good. Tom? Clip 2, this is called How the Sausage is Made.

Why is breakfast sausage so popular? I don't like when pork tastes like a tree. And yet you found it me when I eat a cold hot dog right out of the pack. You're eating sausage that tastes like a tree. And yet you frown at me when I eat a cold hot dog right out of the pack, you're eating sausage that tastes like a muffin. Talk about processed. Sure, I don't know what's in a hot dog, but does it taste like meat? Kind of. I mean, is a vegan not going to eat a green square that tastes like air and feel superior to everyone else? Of course! Somebody said it's true? You guys are following this logic? Yeah I'm bored with this. Talk about retard. Talk about retard. Talk about retarded. Perhaps I'm a retard.

Alright joke number two. This is clip three called a wedding crash in burn. You know your white trash when you can't even spell or derf. And then when you go to your aunt's wedding, they have bud lights and milk duds on toothpicks. It's like you can't just put whatever on a toothpick and pretend to be fancy. But I guess I do like the idea of eating

without wiping my hands. But I guess I do like the idea of eating without wiping my hands. What the fuck? So I grew up middle class, my parents are here, my mom and dad. Thanks for making the track from Rochester. Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger are here. So I grew up middle class. I can't spell or derp, could you? I would, I would, I always Google Google that I've never once spelled that correctly

If I crazy when I see a red like horse ovaries No, you need to know how to spell anything anymore. It's all fucking emoji. Hi, Roglifics now So the joke was you put a toothpick in a buttlight was at the joke Not bad, then you don't have to wipe your ass. Okay, good. I like that. It's pretty good All right clip clip four. This one isn't titled, Hair Tying a Nuse. You know how you know men shouldn't have ponytails or man buns? They don't make hair ties for men.

Wow. Wow. Zing. Wait, wait till I play that for Dick Masterson, I won't stay. Who keeps the f- who in the audience keeps defending this shit? Get the fuck out. Would that be funny if like a bunch of Patrick Michael fans showed up here to the troll us? The army. All 13 Patreon members are here.

Doesn't even make sense, that's like saying they don't make a comb for men. I don't think any sense at all. Brushes for men? What are you talking about? It might be unisacs, I don't make a comb for man. I know, it doesn't make any sense at all. Brushes for man. What are you talking about? It might be unisax. I don't know. Got how am I supposed to comb my hair? That comb is pink.

Yeah. All right, clip five. Fishing for Yux. I've been watching so much true crime that it's became really difficult to have any desire to go fishing. Well, yeah, that's the right response. What?

They find a lot of bodies. Are the fishermen find the bodies? Is that, you know, the joggers find the body. Yeah, so jog exercise is bad. Ash told me that earlier in the show. She would know. She would know. All right.

It's banging out these two more. All right, it's clip six. I called this one dental damn that joke sucks. I've seen photos of people from 40 years ago that have better teeth than some adults in 2022. I mean the toothbrush hasn't changed much in all these years, but apparently the willingness to put in the effort died when the internet was born. Wait, the... the internet? Wait, what? The internet killed oral hygiene. Not make any fucking sense. You could bring your phone into the bathroom with you.

I don't stop listening to a podcast of the brushing my teeth. Yeah, just because I'm on Zoom. You know, I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. And Z is killing the floss industry. Ha ha ha ha. Bullshit. You fucking know all about this shit. God damn right at you.

Now this last one is somebody calls him out for, he used to read, he did a show called Shoot Gum, where he would talk about movies and just read the runtime of a movie, I.E.B. And somebody called him out on it, and he goes to Stuttering John Territory, where he's just the knives that he ever did it. Even though there's multiple episodes of him doing it. And oddly enough, there's been people that have emailed me, like, oh man, I like when you read from Wikipedia, and I don't know what they're referring to, because unfortunately,

I can't read it. I stopped doing that a long time ago. Okay. So you do know what they're referring to. Yeah. And because you did that. And maybe you should get back to it because that's what it was fun. No.

Patti used to be so much fun. Although I do like these try and out jokes now on his podcast. That's awesome. Yeah. That's really cool. So that is the best worst podcast. Yeah. Pan is used to be so much fun. Although I do like these trying out jokes now on his podcast, that's awesome. Yeah. That's really cool. So that is the best worst podcast. Yeah. All right, we'll have to check in with that again.

Yeah, definitely. If there's jokes on every episode. Because he knows how to structure a joke. Unfortunately, there wasn't, because I listened to two and the jokes were only in one. Wow. Right, yeah, just when you're getting your hopes out of the course, of course he pulls the rug out.

Anytime anybody reacts positively to something he does, he's just like, well, I guess you're getting your hopes out of course he pulls the rug out, you know, anytime anybody you You know, he reacts positively to something he does. He's just like, well, I guess I'm not doing that anymore Yeah, I know, nobody nobody loves to break your heart more than Patty C. He comes to break her, you know, I want to say Andy brought a beer for me when he came out just now. That's why he's the goat. It's here for trucker Andy everybody The goat and let's hear it for Kroosh. Oh! Guys, thank you so much for doing the show.

This has been a lot of fun. I gotta get Vinnie, Shuley, and Dr. Steve back up here. The main, the main, the main, the main. The main, the main, the main. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So, I talked about this last week. And Shuley was on, we had Anthony and Kai, and we were talking about.

I'm doing Stuttering John. Yeah. Steve, we're in the middle of the show, dude. It's Big reveal time. Big reveal time. Is he going to whip his dick out behind me? Ha, ha, ha. Oh, the dead was an out of his shirt.

Dude, I want one of those. I had a really nice one earlier. I want one of those. What restaurant do I go to again? Dr. Steve got me a special one of those shirts last night. I left it at a restaurant. Yes. It's so special. Didn't leave his leftovers there, but left the shirt.

No, I got those. Yeah. So this is one of the clips I didn't play last week. One of the questions to a congressman that he had, that he wanted to show. And it's fun because they point the iPhone directly into the sun, which is a really good way to capture an interview in my effect, and I can be sure.

So I don't know if you get to be even able to make it out, but I just want to prove, like to everybody that I did, actually, I did actually get to some of these congressmen. I don't even know his name. Maybe somebody in the chat will be able to find out. I don't even know. I just know that he has no way. Maybe we'll know him.

We make the whole round thing on the hook. You won't. All right, here we go. You didn't know it's a pull. It's an old dude. Oh, wait. Hey, I know that guy. Oh, yeah, I know that guy.

That guy didn't vote the way I was a bit louder. He's a lot of the police. So his face is blown out. He's an extremist. Look at this. I'm going to use this. The fact that you're done with politics. You've been on finally serving the people.

All right. It looks like he interviewed the son from the California raisins commercials. I'm a big fan of you. So fucking dummy. Because. Because of raising money for this. Yeah, 11 months of raising money. And this is what he got.

The begging for chat never stops. He's going, I don't even know who this guy is. Chat, maybe you could figure that out. How much more shit do this chat need to do for you, Gar- You could betty local go to DC and ask questions. And write them, please, dude. Lazy fuck. All right, so we just saw that video now.

We couldn't hear it, because the audio wasn't great. So he repeats the question to his bodies, because, you know, it's such a good question. So the question was, I forget what it was. It was something like, uh, uh, Ma, where's my question? Where's the one? Where's the one?

You plan on finally serving the people. Which is a funny question? Yeah, but you can't even say the damn thing. Which is a funny question, he says. Not when you say it, it's not. Which is a funny question. They're like, sure, okay. Why not?

So now at this point, this guy Gabe over here is feeling bad for job. Because their guess on his show, and they're kind of rooting for him, I would imagine. Look at the face on job there. It's like, come on guys, tell me I did good. Yeah, right? We're all set by fall, right?

I'm the best, right? So now Gabe's trying to find the silver lining out of us. I'm not married to the bit, but you know, it's got legs. Just got legs. So you know, this is what I'm dealing with here. I can't wait till we figure out. And this is all in one day you were there. You're just going around asking questions, different people.

Yeah, that's two days now. Oh, two days, okay. So, he's trying to like give him an out. He's trying to make it sound like what he did was actually important or it worked out and he's too dumb to even take that out. Yeah, right. He's like, no, I was definitely doing it three technically.

Because all the video tips he was doing one day, the answer to that question is yes, this is all one day. And John's too stupid. So, this is the thing that we didn't talk about last week that I wanted to get into. This is the Craigslist ad. Now remember, John's been talking about doing this. His friend from the Howard Sternstrom, Howard TV, Doug Goodstein was going to help him and he didn't help him out. So we had to put an ad up on Craigslist. So now he's explaining to his buddies this Craigslist ad that he put up.

So John, what did the Craigslist ad say? What did it say? What did the Craigslist ad say? That's what I want to know, what did the Craigslist ad say? What did it say? What did the craigs? That's what I want to know. What the, what did the Craigslist ad say? Keep asking to tell me. Oh, that's what I'm going to tell you here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, I definitely want you to tell me. Oh, do you really want to know?

I can hear every word. Let's see if there's any red flags. Yeah, like, let's sniff this out here. Maybe it's all my fault in, you know, in the listing. I don't know. Let's see. Maybe. Let's see.

So it says, I'm stuttering John Melendez. I plan in interviewing politicians in DC next week and need a video audio person to record these kamikaze style interviews like I used to do on the Stern show. Interviews must be able to be upload immediately after completed. Now, I asked him okay, so you may be. Oh yeah. Yes. So how many responses did you get to this end?

About, I don't know, seven or eight. Oh boy. And this is the one you picked because they seen the most. They said that they knew what, you know, I had to show them like sample. Like, I showed up with a camera stand to do the story. I go, dude, no, I have a battery, yeah. I go, it's a two shot, you know, and then I had to pull up on my phone

on my YouTube video so he can see them. And it was the first time he's ever seen them so I'm like oh Cardiff electric was five of the seven that really Cardiff was five of them I believe that as I say that he responded to one because it wasn't one that said you suck I really wish this was less kamikaze style more hurry curry style All right, well you'll get a kick out of this clip, Vinnie. Oh, Michael says there is a newds max. Are you going to get a lawsuit? Get it. Well, mine only has one nut.

So remember, he was going around telling congressmen he's from newds max, so they would think he was saying news max, because that was his brilliant. Not since Pearl Harbor has the government been due So badly That says 9-11 Yeah, and mine smell spelled though, you know, no, no, oh did I say Let's see you know help me out. I meant noodles max.

Noodles max. I'm sorry. Like we would say that's noodles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, noodles max. Yeah, noodles max. Uh oh, retard alert. Retard alert class. Well, at least his quick and his feet

that's Saturday John. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Noob's Max because the smart aid I was drinking and I was in the air be it be and I bought Noob's Max.com. Oh, yes. I jerked off to your website. That was that you, Vinnie's tits that you're looking at. Wow. It got me there. I appreciate it.

Three X's ladies and gentlemen, three X's. Yes. So are you going to send them any legal words? Oh, yeah. Well, the first thing we're gonna do is my team is gonna be posting a picture of him and that lovely suit. My team.

And I feel like we're gonna have to make sure that we gotta get this far away from this embarrassed and as possible. I don't want the organization that is dudes maxed shadowed by this. Yeah. So we're gonna put up a disclaimer Just say this gentleman was pretending to be from our organization. Yes, well, he was indeed he does not represent dudes back to this fine Establishment less correct less to anyone

This gentleman the newt's backs organization founded in 2022. Yeah, it's a long history. I'mcriti I hire Vic before I hire All right jokes are jokes ready but come on So so that what I'm gonna do is that he's gonna get his own season to zest beautiful so Glass I will sue you Glad to full John Decides that this is so bad that it's good Decides that this is so bad that it's good And I added this incorrectly Worthy just to help

But Tony at the end of that Isn't it worth it just to how how ridiculous he bad it was? Oh, it's it's it's horrible. Yeah, it's absolutely horrible Absolutely horrible I'm not sure I'm not sure, what I would really want to know is the other six people that respond to your Craigslist ad. I want to know what kind of equipment they would have shown up with.

Oh, no, I'll tell you. I'll do one of them. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, do I, do I. Oh, yeah, I want to know. Yeah, I'll definitely tell you. Hold on, I just got hold on. Okay, Carl, fucking Steven Spielberg could have responded

to that ad, and he would not have fixed this. Correct, so this is, so he's looking at the responses. They were surprised that he put an ad on Craigslust. They thought that he was looking through Craigslust and found these people. No, he doesn't look at for someone. So he puts the ad up, he gets these responses, and now he's going through and reading the other responses

that he turned down in order to get the sky He showed up with a camera that didn't work a battery that was totally drained of any type of energy whatsoever and a girlfriend is retarded But this is what he could have had imagine the first 15 minutes of this show Watching around the streets of DC bother of people Everything works so well before we start if John has a in his head, his next episode is reviewing the first 15 minutes. No chance. I don't look. Let's see. He ate some small work.

Here we go. Okay, this one guy goes, hello, I love to work in your up and coming project. Paul equipment is ready to go. And so was our team just low. Let me know exactly what you need. Didn't respond. Then he gives me a whole, my cinematography, whole, like, you know, a whole kind of resume here, right? Yeah. So he is another one. Hold on.

Very strong. Well, I was over there. Then this asshole tells me, I don't want to be the asshole. I don't want to be the asshole. I don't want to be the guy with the resume. Okay. I'm going with that. Then this asshole tells me what we're still so. I want to wipe it out with the resume. OK. So everyone agrees. That seems like a probably a good fact.

You put on a resume. What an insult. Like, I need to know what you've done. Here's another one. OK. I'm interested in being your video guy. And recording your news. We'd love to discuss this further. Your earliest convenes. Looking back and hearing back. Okay, but there's one guy

that actually gives me actual specifics. I have here. One goes, let's see. I shoot up to 40k, 60, and can roam around. I have a mobile lightweight professional setup and I'm very used to being in all sorts of Vions and Viamance with little in no space. He sounds like he's good, right? Yeah, I mean he shot anywhere from interviews to porno Probably yeah, that's perfect. So I never want to solve the camera horizontally. Is that the guy that you chose? No Yeah No. No, no, no. No, no, no.

Yeah, look, look, look, here, wow, the guy you chose. I'm gonna be. I'll tell you, you know what happened, right? He reached out to every single person and everyone gave him a price that he said, no fucking way. Well?

And then he found a guy, you know, who just woke up and brought his retarded girlfriend in a cell phone. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, guy, you know, who just woke up and brought his retarded girlfriend in a cell phone. He tried to... He tried to... Yeah. Do you tried to pay them an exposure? Yeah.

But that they paid him back and overexposed him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, let's learn about the guy that he did pick, because those other ones sounded pretty promising to me. Okay, he goes, hi, John, I'm a big fan of the Stern Show. There we go. I'm a digital artist from DC, I don't know, I would love this opportunity, because this would be a hell of a reference. And then he goes, let me. Oh, yeah, me. So how did he want you to say, is John, John? No, and then he goes, let me know what you need for me and I'm your guy. There you go.

I know. So I went away with the one that had some. Where's the hidden jewels? So I'm your guy. Like, now I'm like, this guy's confident. He's a big star, so he must know how my interviews go this is my guy. Nope. That just my a stern fan of many years just his alarms start going off in his head free shit.

Yep. Free shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know who I am? Oh, then you're hired. Yeah. Yeah. The other guy's got that pesky resume and experience.

He probably wants real money. He's got a mission. Nothing about filming I'm a fan. Yeah, I've seen it. I know it. Let's try it. Oh, I just came back from a dispensary. Yeah, higher me Like whatever. Yeah, whatever you need. Oh like beer Well, the important thing to understand though is that even when things don't go your way You can learn from them and be better in the future. There's like my friend said, just consider this a learning experience and that's all I

could do. I know they hang out at the Capitol Hill Club. I bet you if they were in session, you know, you know, small smash. A three toes. I know she was gonna be there. I was gonna ask her, I've not heard her since you, you know, you have three names. Is that for the amount of toes you have on each foot?

I mean, you know, it was gonna be like real Stuttering John, you know, gotcha, like funny questions, but I wasn't afforded a chance. Boom, not roasted. That's a real gotcha question. Watch out. Boom, slightly confused. What?

Everyone asked a question to just walk away from him. Why do you think this was going to go differently in any scenario? Yeah, it's like, here's what I would have said. Here's how I would fly if I was born with wings You fucking morons, but I love that he says it's a learning experience We have documented on this show for four years now John does not learn anything. He's never learned anything No, but not true. He knows all of your names

He knows where you live So this is funny because. Careful, he's a grammar Nazi. You don't want to upset him. We just heard about how he picked the person that he picked and how all of this happened. And really any of us trying to do the same thing it could have happened to us obviously.

It's not his fault at all. I told you. I did that, yeah. You get analyzed in any way you want. And you know, like, you know, hindsight any way you want and you know like you know hindsight is 2020 friend. It is absolutely. Hindsight is 2020. John, we knew this was gonna suck. I've been saying it since June. That's that hindsight. I was predicting the future by the way now I'm sideways.

Now I'm sideways now I'm sideways people Tony is the get Tony you if John was funny like he would just start bringing up really Awful dark shit and just to see Tony Michaels going that's right job. Yeah Grip death is hilarious. That's right. You're thinking of top Myers-Zat right now. Yeah. I watch out. Oh, he's just ready to laugh at anything that comes out of John's mumbling mouth. All right. I want to thank Shule Egar.

Thank you so much for coming, buddy. Shule Egar, the Shule Show, and you are going to be at Never, Never tonight. That's right. Performing a stand-up comedy and Bitty Paulino from the Creep-Off. Yeah, that's right. Performing a stand-up comedy and mini-ballino from the creep-off. Yeah. Will also be at Never-Never performing stand-up comedy and also Dr. Steve everybody. Dr. Steve everyone. He's going to be down at Never-Never tonight.

Guys, thank you so much for joining the show. I am gonna ask for three volunteers to play who said it with me. Yes. I want audience, you sir, yeah, that hand went up, yes, anyone else. Over here, yes, yes, fight amongst yourselves. Come on up. I guess Patrick Michael. No, you can you can't guess yet. We got a listen first and also I need producer Chris up here because someone's got to

keep score for us. I don't keep score. Hey, I know you. What's up buddy? You got to keep score. You're in that Lombard Illinois. You made the trip here to Nashville, thank you. We slept. Oh, yeah, at the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good, though. You should have seen it. It was amazing.

It was fun. All right, you guys, put on your headphones and let's play. Who's at it? Welcome to Who Set It? The official podcast game on WATP, brought to you by the Card of Electric podcast network. Okay, Carl and cohost and Nashville WhoSetit. Our first entry.

WhoSetit. In some twisted sense of revenge, Polish people are going to start telling American jokes. WhoSetit? One., God, that's bad. It's terrible. Oh, man. All right. It attempted to joke. Could be anyone. I'm gonna go Tom Myers. That's too quick for Tom Myers. But Bird, get close to the mic there. I'd have to go stuttering, John. Stuttering, John, okay? It's too quick for Tom Myers. It's too quick. you're right. That's the only one I was thinking. Oh wow, okay, so you're going Tom Myers?

Cause your rationale is actually, you're right, it's way too quick, way too pippy. What do you think? I got an O.P. of O.P. I mean, fuck, he's the dark horse. All right, let's fight out. It could be Jerry Bandfield, he does fancy himself a comic.

He still gets him too. He still gets him too. Two, three. In some twisted sense of revenge, Polish game tours telling. We didn't play the five paragraphs before that. That's what it was. Yes, all right. We nailed it. We're on the board.

What's your name, sir? Conrad. Conrad. We're on the board, buddy. Fucking got cheated. You and me, right? Right producer Chris? That is correct. Okay, I'm so bad at this after one question. I'm like, what on the board, buddy. Fucking get cheated. You and me, right? Right, producer Chris? That is correct. Okay, I'm so bad at this after one question. Like, what's the score? Let's go.

I'm not following you after this. I want to be like a game show host someday. I'm not doing a good job with the audition right now. Our next entry. Who said, and the arts are about not only creativity, but it's about empathy and compassion. That is why the arts depict the criminality of society. Oh, who said I'm going patty see cups all day.

I'm this one. I'm going to OP. All right, OP. I don't want to agree with you, but patty keeps Seacups. The only one I can do. Doesn't that sound like a patty Seacup thing? I'm going to understand art. Yes, agree.

So it's got to be patty Seacups. I'm going to left field, Jerry Bandfield. Bandfield, all right. Too much banner. One, two, three. And the arts are about not only creativity, but about empathy and compassion. Card of his answer. That is why the art's depict the criminalities of society.

Our next entry. Now I'm sideways. Or there. Now I'm sideways! Florida. Now I'm sideways people! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I should have been by crutch all along. Why did I wait till the end of the show? Fuck.

Stupid. Next entry. Who said it? Florida has to be the most insane state. I don't even know what a close second would be. Who said it? This is a fucking giveaway. Is it? I'll let you go first then. I got to think about it. I'm fucking awful this game but I'm gonna say it's done joke because I mean he fucking hates the

politics. Exactly. A Florida. Okay, that's that's all right. It's a generic enough statement that the IDC cups would make it. Yep, I can see that. I'm gonna stick with Suttering John. You going Suttering John as well? I'm going Jerry Bantfield. I'm taking a shot at this one. I'll leave what you're thinking.

One, two, three. Florida has to be the most insane. Oh, I'm scared. I don't want to. I'm insane. Oh, damn it. I can't have generic. The fucking... I should have known, yeah, the most lukewarm take possible. Jesus, that Ford is a crazy place, isn't it?

You ever heard about Ford, a man? I can't blame someone being drunk either. On our next entry, who said, Hey, I would love to have you as a guest to answer questions about someone you know who said it is that's Suddaring John right it seems like it's probably it's too obvious okay so we're all going Suddaring John what do you think Opie he's actually the only one with guests as sad as that is. That's true. That's a good point.

Opie's all friends are dead, so. One, two, three. Okay, I would love to have you as a guest. What? What? To answer questions about Southern. I knew it. He's a miseraction. Jesus, I never would have gotten that.

When you know. I'm so ashamed of the show. The last person. That would have been my last guest. I would have gone no I'm so terrible in the show the last That would have been my last guest. I would have gone through I would have gone through all the other ones I fucking I hate myself in the truck every fucking day with his name sucks. Why'd you volunteer to play it? You're terrible at it. Well, so you got it. Oh This is fucking great. I'm not usually mean. I'm sorry. Sorry I'm sorry. It's her tutorial, it's her best friend. And he hates all his fucking ass.

Stand true. Who said it? You got Dave Chappelle. I thought his last stand-up comedy special was hilarious. And I love the transgender movement. I love transgender people. I know this. Who said it?

That's gotta be OP. I agree. That's gotta be lukewarm OP right there, right? Hey guys, why isn't it okay to like, like, all things, right? It's all good. True Center Stoping. Yeah. Yeah.

A fucking agglance of grain. I'm gonna say Jay Banfield. He's gotta be coming up sometime. Yeah, I mean, fucking. You might be right. A fucking. What's the score right now, producer Chris? Everyone's fucking zero.

I changed the bandfield Oh really we've only gotten one rise it's all right. Oh shit. Fuck us all Three you know you got Dave ship hell I thought his last I thought his last one is special That's all for this week. I hope everybody is safe trip home Maybe Carl can get an exit role so he can stretch out his club foot Also on here in the audience come and say hello Guaranteed shirt

Cardiff is here at the audience. I'm dying to know who Cardiff is. Yeah, that would be cool. Is famous podcast. In the last IU drinks. And Dr. Steve, IU drink, Dr. Steve. Again, bad guys, guys. Guys, thank you so much for coming up and playing the game.

We got to move on to Correspondent. That broad is Correspondent. That broad is somewhere nearby where we I'll be right back. Hello. First we start with this venue. What a great place. This place for a Nashville, Tennessee! And what about this city? No really, is it cool? We've been staying in the burps, so you know, out there we don't.

Next we move to the front row! Good looking group. But seriously, what's with the carolookin, dude? Over there. I don't know. Anywho, moving on to our latest YouTube offering featuring Stuttering John's recent DC failure, Jay notes, I love that Anthony hosted John on his podcast as almost an equal a few years ago, treated him kindly with respect, and now he wouldn't let him mo his lawn. One bag travel points out, you can't write a character like Stuttering John. He's naturally unintentionally hilarious. The closest I can think of is David Brent. Way to go boys. Hayden Divine.

Wow. Who saw this coming? Absolutely everyone. His interview with the guy coming out of the Republican Cove gave me Anthony Calling Mancow flashbacks. Okoy writes, Stuttering John in a suit and tie is the definition of a soup sandwich. Dunk-Drunken Donuts opines,

Stuttering John is the gift that keeps on giving. The wrinkled suit is the best. It looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster. John Conner, the moment when John has the Rupert Pupkin moment yelling at his mom in the background, had me laughing like a giddy kid. Different J says, when he returns his brother's suit, wreaking a fear, and with ketchup and mustard sands all over it, and a broken belt, John will have to borrow one of his mom's pantsuits for the next road trip. Scanman1967.

Oh my fucking god, this is W-A-T-P-Go. I have such a smile on my face, it hurts. James has a theory. Okay, I don't believe this happens. I am now convinced that John and Carl are in this together, working, doing a work on all of us. It can't have worked out this badly without planning for it to fail. Johnny ponders, sometimes I wonder if John leans into a character

or if he really is accidentally the best content ever. Harry Chess wonders, I wonder if John ever gave that woman who was freaking out about a $200 donation back. And Disraps plays us out with, I stand wouldn't say! Of course, bottom of that, Brian, everybody, thank you very much and update on the the net. Nooo. Mama had a chicken. Mama had a cow. That was proud. You didn't care how. That was proud. You didn't care how.

Chicken. Nooo. Mama had a chicken. Mama had a cow. That was proud. You didn't care how. Chicken. Nooo.

Chicken. Nooo. Chicken. Nooo. Chicken. Nooo. You're all fucking playing. Chicken.

Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Nooo. You're all fucking playing! It's time for reviews! We have both Casey and Vic here, and I've been hoping that we have some new reviews that people can read for us. Who's up first? Casey, you look like you got one ready to go. Oh, yeah. Hot meat kettle by Simp Sandwich.

Strange to have the most generic men with the most honor and confidence and lack of any entertainment value listening to people and offering terrible takes on their hard work and calling it bad. Some self-reflection may be necessary here. Carl, how many stars? I'm going to go with probably five stars everybody. I'm an optimist, five stars, right? What do we got? That is a one-star view.

Boo! All right, you do have to get real close to the microphones here. Yeah. All right. Is that better? That's way better Don't breathe into it. Just get closer what you're talking. It's ASMR now. Yeah, seriously Dagger C put your pants back on it's enough audio This next one I have is a mediocre by Billy M. Ray. He said, he said, it's okay. I mean, if given the choice to listen to Ween or WATP, I'd probably choose Ween though. All right, well that's a fair point. Yeah, I think we have one though. It's five star, right? It absolutely is. Yeah, I read that review last week. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I think all of you listened to the show way too far.

Yeah, I was going to say. She was probably going to get some pussy. I was going to say, you don't think the review girl is listening to the show. We're asking a lot of that, Mary. Way too much. All right. Any more?

Yeah. Okay. Kind of bummed I'm part of this community. By Nate Rob X. I went to the Chicago show looked around and was like do I have more or less going for me than this group of knuckleheads. Either way I'm really bummed for myself that I enjoy the content and company of such professional losers. That's got to be a five-star review they came to a lot by. It's not four isn't? That is a five-star review. They came to LaBarn. It's not four, is it? That is a five-star review.

Yeah, all right. That's how you do it. Thank you very much. Congratulations. Much appreciated. Even the knuckle-dragers are clapping at that. They already forgot what the content of that review was. They're like, yeah, all right.

We do suck. I do have a Discord comment for today, you only got two reviews because no one even cares about your show anymore. It's possible. He says I'm predicting major technical issues but we'll see how it goes. I'm major? I mean what do we say major? You had three fucking video clips of Stuttering John.

You didn't close out the old ones. You just kept piling them on. Yeah, you noticed that. Oh, yeah, we noticed. And it wasn't running on YouTube at the time either. And I don't think I was recording it onto my software either. Now I'm sideways. Now I'm sideways people. Alright. KC, what do you got? Alright, two boomers sit around and make

horrid sexist jokes that have been inappropriate since 1995. Only listen to this show if you are in in-sell living in your mom's basement or if you think that women are property. Most of the fans think both. I'm going to go with, is Santa Fe Imstar review right there. This was a comment on the Reddit post I made. Oh. From Gamarin KY, the only one who followed the prompt.

Wow, he should be proud of himself. Thank you, Gamarin KY. Is Gamarin here by any chance? I fucking doubt it. He doesn't seem like he leaves this house. He did tell me. He said that he would see me during the live show, and he would be the one in full Buffalo Bill's colors

wearing a trash can lid on his head. I think he lied to me. Yeah. Would have been funny though. It would have been a pretty good gag. Anything else, Vic? No, I have nothing else for your gun. We're good.

It's a new fucking suck every single time. All right. This is why Vic went from voice maler to review girl, because she's such a charmer. She really does charme. Speaking of voice malers, I believe there are some regulars that are here today, is Jenny Jingles around to maybe like, grab the microphone, and we can get some people, if they get a grab that, Mike. And maybe we can get, I think the Bukhaki Queen is here.

Yeah, is she going to show her tits at and finally? I mean, they're already covered. They're covered in something, so she might as well. Do you want me to jump down? Yeah, if we can find where the Bukhaki Queen is, she's over there. I didn't think there were people over there. I just thought it was a monitor You're gonna have to cut this out later Carl cut that cut that pot out My god Carl yours so much worse looking in person That is true

But did you see Crouch? He's gonna get some Oh wow, that's exciting for Crouch That's good because I don't pay him All right, Bukaki Queen everybody I'm Mamiya, I'm sticky That's good because I don't pay them. All right, Gukaki, clean everybody. So, yeah, tap-pap. I'm Danielle. I'm sticky.

If you have something to say, you can come around over here so Jen doesn't have to try to walk around. That'd be amazing. Unless you see someone. I do see someone. I see someone. His name is Tucker. Tucker Dixon is here.

Tucker Dixon. Oh, he's got notes or something, uh-oh. Oh, no, it's a CD. Oh, yeah, I don't really have a bit for you. I can have a present. Oh, okay. I brought it here. You can bring this down to Carl.

Are you going to cut the lines up on top of it? Oh, it's a Stunnery. I got CD. I got you. Stunnery. John Music CD. Is this really his CD? That is really his CD according to eBay.

Um, now if you look for a wire of it, I want you to notice that's missing. Do you know why that's missing? No, because what I have for you, which I don't have here unfortunately got delivered late. Okay. A sign copy of Stuttering John. What? Oh! Tucker Dixon, What did I do to deserve this? Well, Carl, I got one more thing for you.

Okay. I do have the original one here for you. Okay. Now, you know that I'm a very rich man. I do know that. So I spent a lot of money on Stuttering John's signature. Do you want to take a guess? I'm going to say $6. I would not have gotten that right. I would not have gotten that. The postage cost is $8.50 by the way. So, Jolly, better off being the postman. I will.

Give you this one. All right. With my signature on it For $7 $1 more famous in Sudaring John. That's all I wanted. I love it perfect You know we'll get that done later for you buddy. I like how he started that with I don't have a bit prepared for you It's like fucking bumps in the making Oh, I'm sorry

Tucker Hey guys bumps in the making. Oh, I'm sorry. Tucker, out. Tucker, out. Oh. Hey, guys. Because I'm in Nashville, I can't be with my band the isotopes. And I'd like to because we have band practice. Oh. Oh, band-fra bread this guy is here

What the fuck's going on, Carl? What is going on Ben bread this guy? Ben practice Oh, never disappoints Never disappoints that Ben bread this guy You got to love him Carl Hey, I know you're the Cal photographer. I'm the Cal photographer.

Oh, I got a gift. We got you a gift, Carl. Look at this. A brand new, sent fucking piece for your studio. It features the original Cal Bikini. Soaked in milk, putrid and disgusting, just like Vic. It's actually wearing the cow bikini every one. I want to tell everyone that I had dinner with this man last night as my consequence for

the creep off. So fuck off. I do my consequences. Now I'm a Vinny Winnie, VN on People's Gym. Fuck you, Carl. Fuck you, Cal photographer. I think that Cal, plus she had way more pubes than I did to be fair.

Way more? Way more. Way more. It's close. That calms me when you're taking it. You're here. You're here. You're here. Oh my gosh, my front tab, Bert is here. You're taking here. Oh, my gosh, my friend Tab Bert is here.

You guys have heard Tab. Oh, the more Tab on the show. Woo! Not him in Tampa at the DICK show. I've got some questions for you. Oh! He's your refrigerator running. Hey, is that guy that wants to one speed star trek guy here? I

Guess he loses the fight Thank you very much. Hey great show Carl. Yeah, well look at good body. This is a live DMCA request. We're gonna take this down right now Damn it great show Carl. Thanks, Sam. Thanks for coming and Guy looks good in the suit. You can't deny that. Very well done. Yes, sir. I am the purple. Purple. Purple. And I have come up to here to say, Bob, Bob, Bob!

I have come up to here to say, because I know John does not listen to the show at all. But I am not afraid of you! Your email meant nothing to me. Well, that email was from his attorney, though, even though it was from him. The grip, like a boobah! You will be sued!

Purple, you will be soon. Purple, you will be soon. I know your real name is Orange. We will get you. Look at Vity Starstruck right now. Vity so excited. Yeah! One more time for purple, everybody.

Whoa! Yeah! All right. Thank you so much for coming to the show and for recording John Standup. All right, and you so much for coming to the show and for recording, John stand up. All right, the last thing we're going to do is Casey's going to put on the cow bikini now. Yeah.

Yeah. Behind the back. We did talk about this. We did talk about this. I had it that. Yeah, so if you did buy VIP tickets, we're going somewhere else in here. I'm not even sure where.

That door up the stairs. Use your microphone. Out that door and up the stairs. Out that door up the stairs for everyone who got the VIP. We got signed posters for everyone who will be hanging out. I'll be a couple minutes late because I got to break all this stuff down. But thank you all so much for coming to the show.

This has been a very fun event. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes, oh wow. I gotta go to my, to my.

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Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Go fuck yourselves!