Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep312 - No Filter Podcast

Episode Date: May 22, 2022

Some really cool guys who are totally hot and smash tons of puss are nice enough to use some of their valuable time to spread knowledge. Warning: their views on women would make Chris Brown blush. Mike Geary is back to talk about the mathematical realities of divorce, Opie having his car vandalized, and Stuttering John "roasting" his guest's roommate.  https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, everyone. Mix and Cousin Roo is welcome to another episode. Who are these podcasts? The show that took the jokes out of Jacktober, I'm your host, Kara, with me this week, a man who can see it through all of Sittering John's bullshit from the Blind My Project, and why are you laughing? It's Mike Geary. What's happened to Mike? If I could just take a second real quick at the top of the show to say this podcast is copyrighted by the Blind My Project, so now I own it, and if you distribute it anywhere, I own you as well.

He got me with that legal mumbo jumbo. They all do it to me. One step ahead. Damn it. Please go to who are these.com. We got our email address, a voice bell number, link to our sub right at link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to the YouTube channel and that link to our Patreon, Andy and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes. Every single month I just did a b episode with the Dick Show, we did a crossover. We did this show called Unsolicited, Fatties Talk Back.

And I have to bring that to the main show because that's an incredible podcast that we'll have to talk more about for sure. Also this week coming up, I'm going back on Huesy Show, Adam Hughes from Ireland. And then he's gonna record a bonus episode with us this week. So we got another bonus coming out. This week to catch up on everything we need to do in May.

Of course, we have been traveling. We just did the live show in Nashville. And I want to thank everybody who came out to the Nashville show and made that such a great time, especially Brenda. You know what you do. Thank you. But no, thank you to everybody who made the trip out to Nashville. I know it's not a convenient place to get to

It's not it expensive to get to is not an expensive to stay there. I am Very aware of all these things, but I wanted to go to Nashville. That's why we did that. Yeah, so it was cool and We had a blast and I think the show came out pretty good all things considered a couple tech problems are that we get there come on Nothing like I noticed a little something I think I think Andy was the one who pointed out, it was like all of Discord was sitting there staring at me. That's what it felt like. That's all my tech proud, they're like, oh no. Yeah.

That was feeling the heat. Yeah, I didn't have any pants on. I was just like, I'm doing weird. I was like, how did that even this happen? This is crazy. You managed to shift people in and out pretty good without destroying the soundboard though. Yes, that, oh we got that gold for us.

Somehow we're gonna pull that off. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-story view and Apple podcast and shit all over us in the comments section. I'm hoping to have the review girls on here later today. I sent them a link, we'll see. But I'd love to get their recap of their time in Nashville as well because, you know,

Vic had that big stand-up debut. I'm calling it the debut because people are actually there for it. Fair enough. All right. Today though, we'll be reviewing a show called No Filter Podcast. This was a suggestion from Austin Janus. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.

Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by three bros, Anthony, Jay, and Nick. And these bros are ready to tell you how to be a bro, bro. Oh my God, dude. So this is the third time I've been on and the other two podcasts we did, Douglas Movies, and even the King and the Sting and the Wing. Like, did have to go through a couple episodes

where I'm like, okay, at least they're professionals. Like, they're pretty shitty podcasts. Doug Lovsky's, okay. Shob is obviously terrible. But this one, I just wanted to say Carl, just play the episode and let's make fun of it. Yeah, oh, right from the get go. 100%.

This was the easiest to clip show we've had in the long time here on WATP. In fact, the first episode I listened to was episode number two because it's called Women Cheat More Than Men, THE-Anne. Two exclamation points. John wrote that. That seems to be a theme,

because I listen to the most recent episode, and that's still what they're talking about. Yes. So what's great is this episode has 37,000 views, only 155 thumbs up. And then we have 652 subs to their YouTube channels. Came out in January of this year. So they're buying views or something.

Thank God. Because I was watching this. I was looking at the numbers thinking, these guys are doing so much better than me, Jesus. No, they're buying views. Because every sale commenter that was goofing out of, which is great. Let's get right into it.

This is the, like you you said we could just listen Listen to the entire episode the very first thing I heard I pulled as a clef So guys welcome to the no filter podcast episode two episode one is up on YouTube at no filter podcast Uh follows on all socials at no filter pod on tiktok and instagram. It'll all be in the description below No, we're gonna get the shit rolling, you know, like the comment, fucking, no, share it, whatever, get the shit rolling. Who guys, what's your guys thoughts on like, pre-nups?

Get one. Good, I'll put it in there. I don't care if I make a dollar, or 100 million, get them pre-nup. 100%. All right, so I watched this on YouTube. I just want to set the stage for everybody, a little theater of the mind here.

These guys are sitting around their kitchen table, or one of their mom's kitchen tables, the way they're stuck or rated. They have two funco pops on the table, and their box is still one of Tom Brady, and one of DK Metcalf, because there's such ballers apparently. Fucking funco pops.

They're very rich guys, Carl. Are you aware of that? Oh, we're gonna get into that. We're gonna get into that. So they start off, they're talking about why a prenup is important. And what this num-nuts is trying to tell us is that it doesn't matter if you have a lot of money

or a little money, getting half of your money taken from you sucks. Right? I think I just summed up what he's about to try to say with that sentence. If you don't have anything, they could just take whatever they take, right? You know, and you'd be left with even less.

So if you're like rich, they'll take what they take and you still live off of what you got. You know what I mean? So it's like, if you have $10 million, and you don't have a prenup, and you like, combine money with your girl, and then she divorces you, there's taking, and she takes that.

I mean, it's still $5 million, but shit, you can spend $5 million, $5 million, excuse me, but you think, you know what I mean? That should go, you still need a job. But you can still live off of that. You'll be able to live off of that You're not spending your money to right, but if say you only make a hundred grand a year

You know, I mean, I'm gonna have a hundred K in your bank account and she takes 50 level 50 K without taxes to even more In the year you broke us fuck. That's what I mean No, look at I understand this is a very difficult subject to capri hand I think these guys are CPAs. I'm pretty sure they don't talk about what they do for a living. I checked out their Insta's and the one guy says is an entrepreneur. Like that's the only thing. I'm like, oh, that doesn't really mean anything.

But, these are tough concepts to wrap your head around because I'm astonished at the clips you picked because the episode I listen to, two completely different episodes, they're talking about the same shit. This is all they bitch about. Yeah, yeah. So, I'm in shock. Have you noticed that, Carl? I want to completely two completely different episodes. They're talking about the same shit. This is all they bitch about. Yeah, yeah. So, I'm in shock.

Have you noticed that, Carl? I want to play this clip because the two episodes we're talking about can I listen the most recent episode as well? The two episodes we're talking about are four months to part. And so I picked up on something and then we'll get into your clips. But I thought this was interesting. So the one guy here, I think this is Nick. He's kind of, how would you rate these guys?

Like as far as douchebagry, what's your one, two, and three? Did you figure that out? It's funny because I was, oh, as far as them individually. Yeah, I didn't learn their names or anything. I didn't have to learn their names. Yeah. But I think the host, the guy who seems to kind of run it, is the biggest douchebag.

Yeah, so he's had a sleep for all the episodes. So this is Nick, I believe. Yeah, plus like two, when you're in that bracket of fucking really financial, I'm not, you know, but one day I will be, when I'm in that bracket of like being fucking rich as fuck. Right. All right, so he's, you know, it's aspirational this podcast. I gotta get him credit for that. He's like, you know, I am not rich right now,

but I plan on becoming very rich. And so I'm gonna be concerned about a prenup if I ever get married. And then four months later, just four months later, Mike, they talk about how rich they are. And if I was a fat fuck, I would, this would never, this show would never get any hate. Right.

If all three of us are ugliest fuck not go looking shit We will get we wouldn't get any hate because nobody people would be like you know what what the fuck to these fat three loses got to say we don't give a fuck so like you all hate because We're good looking more attractive and I'm fucking rich and yeah when super smart Exactly We're good looking, we're attractive. And I'm fucking rich. And yeah, super smart. Exactly. And I'm fucking rich.

Like you just said four months ago that you weren't, what happened. I pulled that exact same clip just because I was astonished at the fact that they think they're fooling us. You guys just hate us because you want to be us. No, that is an aerial. And you're 20 years younger than me. And no, that is an aerial.

And when I choose to switch lives with you. They're clearly in college, right? Did you get that vibe? I got that vibe. Yeah, they were also high school buddies, which shocker I feel I feel bad because I want to reach through my phone and shake them and say guys in 15 years you're gonna hate that you did this. Yes, you are truly gonna hate yourself You should be embarrassed by this a week from now. But yeah, it takes 15 years, five, as long as you get there eventually. That's fine.

Did you pick up on where these guys are from, by the way? I think, well, they talked about going to Bryan University, right? Yeah, they're like, you're back in the woods. I think they're from my neck of the woods. Yeah, these are your buddies over here. We gotta get you.

Very exciting, maybe they listen to me. We gotta get you and Will Nune and the crew together together we'll go out clubbing with these guys I'm down I don't know if I can keep up with them but I'm down all right so after he talks about how he's rich is shit now I'm confused I'm gonna wait a second I don't know what this guy does for a living but he said he didn't have money so then he goes on to explain that only those three guys know how successful they actually are people like I, I'm fucking rich. People that don't know.

The only three motherfuckers that know, well two. Or these two, they know about the shit we got going. And the business opportunities we got. And nobody knows. Nobody else out of this circle right here knows. Nobody knows. Or fucking our business. Or what we're doing with business with everything.

So when we, yeah, people that say that, oh, I know, then they're not rich. My fucker, you have no fucking clue. The same clue, only us three know. And when it, when it's all out in the open, when I want to flex it, I'm going to flex it. And then you'll be, oh, shit, this, what are you talking about? Yeah, I know that there will be a go, man, damn it, he really is rich, wow. Also, I like the idea that we would know, like all your listeners, probably know your financial situation, Carl. We go over there, bank statement with them.

How the fuck would we know? Yeah, of course. And he's like, people think I don't have a lot of money just because I dress like shit, and I don't have any stuff, and I love my mom. But really, I'm like fucking super wealthy, and no one knows it except for me and my friends. Where are the ones who know it? Nobody else does. This is what a child says.

This is what a child when he's talking about his dad, how cool he is, they're all the toys he has at home. Yeah, the spaceship he has. That's what I have a spaceship talk. That's why I feel bad. It's amazing, you take something like Barsville Sports or Joe Rogan, like the shit the people call like

Alpha Bro Meatheads. It's like, no, no, no. This is what an Alpha Bro Meathead is. You have no idea the depths that this can go. Dude, I was thinking about like, what would happen if we put Dick Masterson on the show? I think he would stick up for women.

I think like, God, it's hard. That's what you guys are going to do. Guys, you're making me defend women. You're making me seem like a cuck. Yeah. All right, God, it's hard. You guys are going to go to fire. You're making me defend women. You're making me seem like a cock. All right, what's last clip of that? What you going to do yours, Mike? Because I couldn't believe how quickly this escalated. So it went from January, not on the money to Uber wealthy come May, May 4th, actually, when this episode

came out. And Nick is just so fucking hateable You're just being petty because you still think I'm hot. Yeah, but you're just being petty at this point I don't want to fuck all the girls. I hate I'm gonna make it a point to fuck each and every single one of you I'm gonna fly you out on a fucking PJ and just obliterate your guts for the whole weekend Eat your pussy from the back and never talk to you and I'll never speak to you again Well, you are gonna get the good the whole the whole glasses You're gonna have a couple glasses champagne on the way on the PJ then I'm a fuck you on the PJ Send you back to where you belong, and that's the fucking street. Oh

Period wait, so now we're we have private jets that were fly girls in out It we're fucking them in our private jets like this ask it it quickly It's funny. So we have a lot of crossover here, so far. We listen to this the same way, because I pulled the exact same clip, but I, with a different angle, because I titled mine,

does this not sound like rape to you? Like you're talking about forcibly fucking these women that hate him. And it's said to you on your way. Where you pull off. But meanwhile, meanwhile, if you play my clip number two, he talks about how much he truly loves women and how he wants to show that and if you guys are watching this That I you see me over the weekend you're talking shit

only you know I love you guys and like I told you guys if I could procreate with the whole world I would Hey, man Yeah, cuz I love women. I don't hate women. Yeah, but yeah, I'm going to it. Yeah, literally. Two or a words that were spoken, bro. What happened, though, to procreate with every single one? These lucky girls. Basically, what we have here, and this is what I'm picking up on, and Mike, you're hearing it maybe a little bit differently than I am. I get the sense that these guys went to a Sabinar

or watched a webinar or something. It's what it seems like, fake it to you, make it. Dude, you want to be rich? You start being rich, right? Fucking now, man. You know, like the four minute work week, I don't know if anyone's ever read that book. But basically, the guys are someone.

Basically, it's like the four minute, or the four hour four minute work week, that's my fucking week. The four hour work week is basically, like start actually like you're rich right now and just live that lifestyle, just fucking go. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Well, good to hear.

Would you like to get a taste of the comedic wit in this podcast? I can't wait. Because it's not all talking smack. There's a little levity involved. Oh, good. OK. So clip number three, by the way, were you

able to decipher what the fuck they were talking about in this episode? It starts off with them clearly getting into some altercation at Bryant University. Yeah, this episode's called Bryant University Feminists, triggered by pod. Yeah, so they don't really explain it, but I guess some woman really came up to them

and started to give them a lip for being misogynist. Like at a bar or something. I don't think there was like a ton of feminists like hanging out at a sorority party or something. They always made it seem like they made it seem like everywhere we go we're always hounded by these feminists. Yeah right right yeah because they're all missing their podcasts for some reason. These guys are celebrities like high five and all their bros. Yeah I check out the new episode bro. Yeah I can say the freedops baby all the way. They are faking it till they make it because I heard that and I was like wow these guys do ever fall

But clip number three is the kind of a humor that is attached to these alpha bros Oh, I think I have this same clip this guy is so because it's called devastated got back This guy is so proud of himself. This is really amazing. I hate all men believe you me. I should I hate all men But why the fuck is she there? No, the same thing and then go then I hit her with I hit her with this no joke I real quick just because where you clip that I just want to play this quick lead up to those What way first of all first of all? Why the fuck does it matter like I was literally just chill with my fucking friends having a conversation I'm not paying no mind to you or any other girl in the crazy world.

You know what I'm talking about? She's part of the same girl who says I hate all men. But why the fuck is she there? So I just wanted to play that part because that was all that cut off right there. It's like I love when somebody tells you what you think and then tells you you're an asshole for a thing again. You know what that girl always thinks?

Like you don't know that. You're just making that up and I'm like well she's an asshole. All right. And this is probably some poor college girl that was like, you don't know that. You're just making that up and I'm like, well, she's an asshole. All right. But this is probably some poor college girl that was like, no, I don't want to fuck you. Yeah. Exactly.

So poor girls just like, well, I have a boyfriend, but, you know, maybe maybe some other time. I hate all men, but why the fuck is she there? Hey, about the same thing. And then go, then I hit her with this. And no joke. I swear on my mother. I said this to her.

You can even test to it. And the kids I was sitting with can even say it too. For the guy. There's oh, if you hate women, why are you here? I swear to God. I look or dead and are fucking eyes and I was like, listen, I don't hate women. I love women. Look at the little paws. I Fuck women. Oh, and she just shut the fuck fuck up didn't know what the fuck to say I'm pitching that that animated gift that meme where the kids got his hands on his face is like You're a little girl girl like you're not I don't consider you a women cuz I would never fuck you Might just be a pity fuck just be like shut up

That's a but I wouldn't probably wouldn't pay me to do that because the bitch ain't attractive You ain't and if I was a fat fuck I would this would never this show would never get any hate All right, if all three of us are ugliest fuck not good looking shit We will get we wouldn't get any hate Yeah, no one makes fun of fat ugly people. You're right. That's all I've done for six and a half years now. Let's make fun of fat people.

To the podcast is built on you, son of a bitch. But I also like that he's open-minded. He's like, I wouldn't even fuck you. Maybe I'd give you a pity for you. Yeah, I listen, if I did fuck you, it's really just because I feel bad for you. He's an open-minded guy. Dude, these guys are fucking tools.

Did you pick up on that at all? You know what, Carl, I think you're right actually. They are tools. Holy shit. So, the worst kind of guy, they are, I would say borderline worse than the complete opposite side, like liberals that just yapping your ear about how everything's offensive. These guys, I I think are worse.

Yeah, they're more hateable for reasons I can't explain right now. Maybe because I spent the last five hours with them in my years. Maybe that's why I'm making your them. So I just want to explain. So I mentioned that the first episode, they're sitting at the kitchen table.

Now in these episodes, they're sitting around the living room on couches and they're holding on to their blue Yeti microphones, which are big bulky USB microphones, not really handheld mics. That's right, I'm going right here. Yeah, you got one right there. They're not meant to be like held onto and like sitting around, shooting the ship with their bros, but I will say the show sounds good. Whoever's doing the engineering behind this, I don't know if it's one of these guys,

no one's out of doing this or something, but it actually sounds really good. Yeah, if you wanna produce for the blind mic project, please feel free. Patrick, Patty Seacoff's all the sudden showing up. Yeah, if you wanna engineer my stuff. I just thought it was interesting because the episode two that I watched,

the one that had 37,000 views, it's a three camera shoot and it's edited and post and the audio sounds good and it's showing the person who's fucking babbling about nonsense, but it's showing up. You know, that's something. Burn the word out. I'm just sitting on a stream yard, you know?

I don't know that kind of technology. The lazyest type of broadcast you can possibly do is just on stream every one all the time. That's how I read it. I do feel feel like did you get this vibe, Carl? I feel like you're gonna have a podcast war now. These are the kind of guys that are gonna hear that you talked about them and you're gonna have a fucking problem, my friend.

You think so? I do, I definitely do. Well, that would be fun. That would be a good time. Live show and profit, it's everybody, let's go! If you play clip seven, we can kind of get a vibe for how he respects women. And he kind of warns them like, maybe he wouldn't do this, but some people might.

So prepare yourselves. I go, shut up, I was shit. And I'm like, listen, it's the point where no one, you shouldn't put your hands on me, I should put my hands on you. And what I should have said to the girl, there's going to come a day when you do it to a guy, he don't give a fuck if you're a girl or not. He's going to knock you the fuck out in front of a whole crowd of people or if the doors

are fucking shut behind the edge of your crib. Some people just don't care. Some people don't give a fuck about going to jail. Some people don't give a fuck about hurting other people. Some people don't give a fuck about hurting other people. Some people that just how people are. Some people are like that. But me, I'm calm and I will never hit a girl. But I just wanted to be like, I just wanted to like,

low key, just be like, you're just mad. The girl ends up telling me your body count. There are two things. First of all, the term body count, they throw out. Yeah. I don't know if you did an official count, but I would say 300 times roughly. Yeah, between 20 minutes span. Between talking about the tick tocks that they saw

and body counts of women. So basically, these guys smash plus, but if you're the plus getting smashed, then you're not cool anymore. But what I, the main takeaway was, what could this woman possibly have said? The provoked this anger where he's suddenly threatening to physically assault her?

Well, yeah, I know. He's just like, listen, I'm not gonna smack the shot at you, but you should. Someone might. Someone should smack the shot at you. He'd be running your fucking mouth. He's rejecting hot men like me. What's the best thing?

See where that gets you. So this is more of them talking about girls be taking money and shit. 99% of the time the girls gonna do what the fuck she wants. She don't give a fuck, how bad your pockets are after. Right. Yeah, she don't. Especially when they're in that like,

that on that bitch mode like, fuck this dude like, let's see you just cheated. Oh, fuck that, man. When they get into like bitch mode, watch out. And I think it's interesting, because you're hearing the perspective from three guys, you want like a counterpoint, right? You need someone in the room who's gonna have

the other side of this, and they do tease that they make someday get a woman on the show. Right. And also too, like a lot of girls, like, once we have a woman on the show. Right. No, and also too, like a lot of girls, like once we have a female on the podcast pretty soon, we're gonna, we're gonna talk, like, we're gonna ask her about that shit. And she gonna be like,

oh, if you really love me, you wouldn't do that. No, it's good to tell me that. She was, if you really love me, you would do it. He's already winning a conversation. He's not currently having. Someday we're gonna get a girl on the show. And she's gonna say this, I'm big, don't fuck that bitch. You don't bitch, you're fucking don't bitch bitch. And this is gonna be gone, you're right.

This is exciting radio, I'm gonna tell you exactly how it's gonna go down. Next week, let's do exactly what I just said. These people are fucking amazing. If I can tell the poor girl that goes on there, run sweetheart. There is only doom ahead of you if you enter that house. This only ends an embarrassment for everyone in a lot of different ways.

So they go on to talk about these bitches who be getting fat, y'all, after they get to a relationship. I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I'm so tired. Also so speaking of this, I saw, those a little bit ago. These TikToks of, oh, a trend, like, oh, show me what you look like before your boyfriend versus now.

These bitches blew the fuck up. Like balloons, like balloons, like maybe they got it, these girls keep mind like fucking five, two. And they're like a hundred, ninety, 200 pounds. That's a huge thing. They look at fucking Rolly Pulling, they're just. Exactly. I'm six foot two hundred pounds. Exactly. I think that's big. Two and a put things in perspective guys. When you're five two you shouldn't be two hundred pounds. I'm two hundred pounds.

Just to put things in perspective. Like no, we don't. Now look at her next to this dime. She's out there. She's out there for perspective. So I'm thinking that next time we do like the Fetland podcast and talking about Ash, let's have these guys out. It's co-hosts. Oh my God. This bitch be blown up like a balloon, like a balloon.

She's like a balloon. If they hate chubby girls, I can't imagine what they're gonna think. I'll say I was surprised how like centered they are. And I've honestly thought that like over the last, you know, 20, 30 years, religion has taken such a beating that eventually it's gonna make a comeback. That's how the world kind of works.

It's sick. So if you play clip number eight, I didn't think religion would resonate in these guys the way that it did. And I'm just a fucking plain out. So you're saying, if you say your aversion, they'll think you're a weirdo. Yeah, you said at 22, you should not be a fucking version unless you're saving yourself for marriage if you're not you got no fucking game

Well, I'll be gaming. Don't save yourself from marriage. That's such a fluke Not a guy love God. Yeah, of course, but we don't save ourself from marriage. It's a fluke God's gonna still love you. We're all gonna have it You're not supposed to sign up to this catcher. All right alright cool. I just like the phrase. I love God God I love you, but I'm not supposed to watch porn 99.9% of the wife is probably watch porn the porn is fucking bad It's try to stay off it. Yeah, I'm trying to fucking stay off porn. It's fucking bad for you. I don't care Mentally fucks you just picture this you're fucking I was stunned these wouldn't be the guys that are like addicted to porn I know you would you would think they'd be watching porn out there show like check out this video

You're watching some chick get absolutely destroyed by fucking sins by Johnny sins What and what did you try to emulate everything in porn bro that ain't even real sex bro Then you try to emulate everything in porn. Bro, that ain't even real sex, bro. That's right. We gotta get this Johnny Sons on the show. It's not funny, man. Also, he's saying, like, he's ripping on virgins for emulating what porn stars do.

I don't even understand. At a certain point, they talk about, because the one guy is not into anal sex. I didn't realize they were so religious. Is that like, that's not, that's frowned upon by the Bible, right? Anal sex? No, I think that realize they were so religious. Is that like that's not, that's frowned upon by the Bible, right? anal sex? No, I think that's how you do it.

It's the only way that it actually works. But I thought this was kind of an interesting question. And as they're talking about how good they are fucking the shit out of bitches. Which is like, it's fun. She's fucking not, she's been better looking now. You slapping tits around a little bit? Bro, I fucked the shit out of her. I'm a kid in

Like you fucked this so hard she pooped on you Now do that. Yo, I heard wait. No way any talk it. No, but like real quick like real real fucking shit I don't know I've heard this in like I think it was like fifth grade or fifth or fourth grade One of them one of the kids told me that if you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull out some wrong way, she shits on, she shits everywhere. That's a scar. I don't even want to talk about that.

Well, it's a reliable source. Yeah, so I was too much true. I'd like you to nail down. Wasn't fourth or fifth grade for my sake. Which one was it? Was it kid speaking out of experience? Was he the one getting fucked in the ass and then shitting everywhere?

I got a question. Like I went to a local elementary school and pulled them on anal sex. You were my findings. God damn. You know, remember when you used to be a little kid and you'd have these types of fucking debates because you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about?

Now you can like literally just Google that shit. Like do girls shit, we have to you pull your dick out and you'll find like probably three dozen videos of girls pooping. How about your slam and pus seven nights a week? You should probably know that. No, no, he gets all of this information about sex from fourth grade from his buddies.

Did you think the five that these guys might be virgins as much as they trash virgins? Well, they definitely are talking the talk. I'll give them that. They want to portray themselves in a certain way. I suppose. The other thing that was trying to figure out, because I'm speculating that they're buying these views, doesn't make any sense. Otherwise, 37,000 views on this video. But then I thought, well, maybe they just went to a really big high school, and they want to get the hot gas

on all this shit that happened in high school. Or like, I'm not gonna say any names. I'm not gonna name drop anybody, but I'm gonna keep it like real broad. A girl from our high school, did it? What? Yeah, I'm not a new sport. What?

From Sparta? Yeah. So I'm not a newsrunner. What? What? Yeah. Alright, so I'm just gonna offer a little bit of advice from one YouTuber to another. You might wanna talk about things other than, oh, girl, you want to high school with if you wanna get a large audience in joining your programming. No one can be like, I'm gonna say any names.

Was it Stephanie? Tell me it was fucking Stephanie, bro. Not say any names, man. Not gonna tell you. Actually, on patreon.com slash blind mic, once a week I do talk shit about my third grade girlfriend, Allison. So we get into that.

Yeah. It's a whole series around it. It's great. All right, let's find out more about what's going on in TikTok. You honestly going back to what we were saying about like the prenup and everything. There was this video I saw on tiktok I I fucking I'd make a stitch to this video in the summer and there was like the dude found out the girl was cheating he was like oh really really really really really she hit some

with make some money I love that story why not just do a show. I feel like everyone's doing this now. They just talk about what they saw at TikTok that day. I mean, I think you just boiled down to money and push it at this point. I think it's pretty obvious what their algorithm is. So, the big reveal, I have the big... If you take anything away from this episode of who are these podcasts if there's one thing to remember

It is this They're sneaky they're sneaky as fuck cuz they know they know for a fucking fact if a fucking if a dude she and he's cheating in the open bro it's like walking around fucking naked it's so obvious these guys are dunderheads. Well they have a lot of creeds that they live by. Like they have a lot of rules of thumb. So clip 13 is kind of similar to what you just put. I just love the fact that these guys suck at cheating

other girl friends, like, yeah, oh, guys, there's a shitty effect. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But they want to so badly. You know what I mean? We always say in this pod, how a guy can marry who he wants, a girl marries who she can. Yeah.

What's? Yeah. There's never been a desperate guy out there. That's why the term in-show was created. Girls marry who they can. I like that there's girls outside their door right now. Please, can I have your hand and marriage boys? I heard you guys were up to some business opportunity.

Can I be part of this? I want to be in the private jet. Yeah. I want to think, oh, also they're moving to Miami. I, yes. I think I need to do that real quick. I have a clip and then, because they had to save up money. I was just in Miami, expensive place to live.

Very expensive. The cost have gone up quite a bit. Do you want to say we apologize for not uploading last week? We're all just pretty much working or fucking Dix off and Um, just so we can save all money because we're moving to Miami in September so stay tuned for that and it's gonna be fucking sick Pretty interesting weekend they're working their Dix off to save up to move like these three bros I'm gonna what are they a thrupple these three bros are moving my amy together I would say, what are they, a thruple? These three bros are moving my army together.

Yeah. But it's all, I do always say like, where are you doing the podcast? It's always bothered me that you guys are in Rochester. I'm bored. That Nashville show is fire though, isn't it? I'm glad that they beat my army. I just love the idea of these guys.

I don't know what they think their wife is going to turn it to, but it's not. Probably a walkout for the dolphin. You know, we'll see what happens after that. I just love the idea of these guys. I don't know what they think their wife is gonna turn it to, but it's not. Probably be a walkout for the dolphins. You know, we'll see what happens after that. No, I'm lucky. So I turned 30 this years. So I cut when I was doing college radio,

I kind of just missed where we would be putting on the internet and it would last forever. And that's why I want to, I feel like we're doing a service to these guys. Get this off of YouTube. Stop what you're doing. Oh, I'll never take this down feel like we're doing a service to these guys. Like, get this off of YouTube. Stop what you're doing. Oh, I'll never take this down. I'm not doing a service of that.

I'm saying. No, that's a little problem though. I'm going to keep, they will try to scrub this. I will keep this around for many years to come. Right. I did notice their energy though really bugged me. Like, the intro you played earlier, for example, that's kind of the intro of the episodes that I listened to as well It's and I was like is no one am I am I wrong about this because it has 37,000 views people must enjoy it

And finally in clip 14 the host who you I think you said his name Nick is called out for his low energy With this back in the beginning now no one's gonna disrespect me like you mean like boundaries for the both you yeah Yeah, you feel I feel like it to and like a healthy relationship You gotta set on set the boundaries for boy. Are you good? I know put some fucking effort into it Don't you see like yeah, they sound like you're high and shit right up. No, I mean that I think you're totally right man I think you're totally right. Yeah, get off. I want you. He's like, he's like, yeah, if you go, if you go, don't respect you, man. I would fuck it agree with that. 100%. Fucking often. To the guy puts on sunglasses and all of a sudden,

you can't talk. I know. That's episode. He was fine. I know he was so far. Yeah. It's because we're really talking about politics and some shit. Fuck you Fuck you cheating and he's having Donald Trump Donald Trump If these two guys are telling you your bad at podcasting You might want to look into that Not only that, but they say your bad at podcasting have some fucking energy and his responses I'll beat the fucking shit out of you What is that proof? So that same guy Nick in episode number two

makes a statement that I thought was interesting. But I do wear the pants in my relationship. I'm not, I don't, I have a girl or anything, but I'm going to wear that fucking pants like, I don't know. He's not interreligious, but he's going to wear those fucking pants. I made those pants out. And then this clip right here probably pissed me off more than anything else that I heard

on the show. And we know you have nothing to do with it. They'll still hold it. That's what I mean. Yeah, that's what he is. And like, I'm not even gonna say that actually. It's an off podcast thing, but we either have baggage. Self-sensorship on no filter podcast

Filters like I'm not gonna sit on the podcast. I might my inner drew lane came right I'm like it's not no filter show Say this bitches name from your high school Put her on blast there's no filter here Well one of the episodes I got to, they got into some statistics. And one of them seemed raw, I believe it's my clip 16, I think. Maybe I'm way raw, I Google this

and it doesn't seem right, but I'm curious your thoughts. We're like, bro, who gets married these days? Fuck that. Hello, low key. And with you. No, but dude, like the divorce rate is crazy though.

Yeah, so that's just kind of scary. I'm not gonna lie. What is 70? So I think it's up to 80%. Maybe I think it's between 70% 80%. Holy fuck. That's all the, the divorce is always an issue by the woman. 70% 70% 70%.

But it's not scary, bro. Oh, why? Because the woman's not happy. Yeah. And they take everything. Right, okay, for a woman, they're scoring like with your thing, you said if your wife lets herself go,

you're gonna tell her one time, one time only. I thought so. And if she doesn't get her shit together, you're out. Yo, yo. I like that these guys are like, I'm gonna tell the woman how it is and she has to listen to it. And then in the same breath, they're like, these bitches are like I'm gonna tell the woman how it is and she has to listen to it and then in the same breath They're like these bitches always initiate the divorce. Yeah, they get sick of us. They just leave

That's ridiculous too because you know in their mind They're thinking of like oh well she caught me cheating and now she wants a divorce. Well, she's fucking initiating it though What a bitch initiating it all with a bitch. What's the problem? Who's just some good stats? 80% of marriage is on a divorce, and 70% of divorces are initiated by the woman. I think it's like 100% of divorces come from women

if I'm doing the math correctly. A lot of them are only 20% of marriages ended in death now. Which is a nice number. Yeah, apparently. Like I said earlier, I hate the system. My brother went through a divorce and really lost a lot from it and I've had friends and it seems fucking awful.

Listening to these guys for 30 minutes, I'm taking the woman's side. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you should clear about, fuck that guy. It's, I'm a feminist cuck now. Yeah, I know, I'm watching the catchree. I'm watching the catchree with my pussy hats for these ladies. These guys have turned me.

These guys have turned me. It's shit like this. They're talking about when you're dating someone, if you have location tracking set up on each other's phones, so you can see where the other person is, which is so far out of my fucking universe, I'm like, holy shit, that's what's going on these days. People are trying to tell me.

I think each other's whereabouts and all times, fuck. No thank you. But anyway, so this is what Jay has to say about that. But no, going on a location thing, the only time I asked for land is locations, once you went to the city. That's it, because I'm a fucking protective freak. Yeah, I'm a protective freak.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you got trust issues. Yeah, yeah, I know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, I'm a protective freak. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got trust issues. Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, bro. Of course, you're like to free on your girlfriend everywhere she goes. No, we get it.

Yeah, we get it. Yeah, there's like hot guys that you're like worried about in the city. Yeah, no, we get it. We know what's going on. This can't be, it's so sad because like I always, I talk about like political correctness and all that horse shit.

I don't as much now, but like we used to talk a lot about cancel culture and all that stuff and I would say can't be the entire generation There has to be some kids that are against like all the woke bullshit going on and then I found these guys And I was like I hope they're all woke. I hope the rest of them are all woke now Where is the fucking pause that's just right? All right, so I want to give you guys a little quiz. How do you think these guys feel about guys who let their girl run them? Mike, what do you think? I think they have a reasonable take and say it's good that you're loyal to your girlfriend and you respect her opinion.

You're close. Producer Chris. I'm with Mike. Okay. And who let women walk on them. Yeah, that's so pretty much fucked pluses. Yeah. Yeah. If you let your girl run you, you're a bitch.

Oh, you guys are wrong. I said, I think you're a bitch. What are the odds? Yeah, go figure. Oh, let's let's find out why girls go on dates with guys. Oh, please. Keep in mind. Keep in mind a lot of girls, a lot of girls go on dates with guys. Oh, please keep him on. Keep him on. A lot of girls go on dates with dudes

that fucking just for free food. You know, I can't say. I'm hungry, bitches, bro. Bro, that's a, I never got that done to me, but I was hungry. That's what you thought. Yeah, I'm gonna give her a name. Dad, what do they call it, bro?

What do they call it? The girls, I just, a guy's paid for the girl to go on a date with them, basically. Where's the sugar daddy? Here's some. No girl to go on a date with them basically. Was there sugar in that? No, no, like they're like escorts. No, what? That's not what it is. That's not what it is.

That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is.

That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. You look to go on a date with me. You're so... Real date for food, they got the side out. You get off the expressway.

I got it right. Get a boyfriend, you bum. Get a point. Holy shit, I was reading. So as I was flying back for Miami, on Wednesday, I was reading the book, Man Are Better Than Women, written by Juan Dick Masterson,

and even that is tame compared to what these guys actually say and think. It's pretty fun. All right, blind Mike, you have a brand. You have created a brand for yourself. Who are these podcasts is a brand? So you and I are both trying to build our brand. We have some advice coming in from our friend Nick when you're building yourself when you're building your brand

You're you are your brand at the end of the day, right when you build yourself make yourself you got to be fucking You got to be you got you can't especially if you're Russell brand. I want to point out you got to be 10 out of 10 Right as as high get yourself as rated high as possible I'm talking with your money. You got to get your money right you got to fucking you got to look the part You got to work out you got to do everything you got to be on the money clean your fucking hair brush your hair get haircuts Every fucking week be on the money every time right and obviously dick or down fucking good Because if you do all if your money's right right, everything's in a row, plus you're giving her good dick, she ain't gonna leave you.

She ain't gonna say, oh, it makes this, I'm not, I'm not, you're gonna fucking love the fuck of you. So I don't know what you've been doing for your brand. Blind Mike, but have you been remembering to dick her down good? I'm stunned my Patreon isn't doing better numbers because my girlfriend is limping every month.

So wait a second, you're following the advice, you're dicking her down good. I'm doing better numbers because my girlfriend is limping every morning. So wait a second. You're following the advice. You're dicking her down good. I'm doing everything I can. You're doing everything you can. Did you get your haircut every week, though? That's the other question. No, that's the thing.

I let it go. All right. Well, you speculated earlier that these guys might live with their mom still? Well, I don't want to be that guy who's like, oh, you live with your mom, but they might. I don't know. I don't know that that's true. And hey, listen, if you're still in college, whenever I have no problem with that,

but they do definitely still interact with their mom. And I would say an unusual way if you listen to clips, uh, 17. The other you're out yo, yo, last night. Upstairs, my piece of rock is walk into an American idol and Katy Perry's on that bitch. And she just lost all her baby weight within a year.

She looks good. He looks pretty. And I said to my mom, I said, baby, you're a flyer. I said, I said, why did she lose all that weight, ma? Oh, because she's a celebrity, blah, blah, blah. And I said, so she has to keep a standard, right? Yeah, I said, what's the difference of keeping a standard to your husband? Exactly.

She's a screw. It's called as mom. Fuck you, mommy. Let yourself go. You're so big. You could get a fucking facelift for dad, which are problems. Little bone times. That's what you'll yell.

Make some noise with the pots and pans. What Well, so we if we listen to clip 19 we kind of get a vibe of who they are and then in clip 20 to answer that so it's not 19 first Yeah backwards Like grant the fact that like if a man wants to become a woman if a man wants to be submissive That's the way the man wants to operate But why is it wrong for three guys as an us? And there's more people like us out there.

Why is it wrong? Why is it in your little cuck's on the screen? Why is it wrong for three dudes trying to be traditional men? And then if you say there's no seizing as traditional men, history repeats itself all the time, right? So where are that last leg? And our kids are gonna be that last leg. But there's gonna be a time. What?

And what is this point? People that don't know what's going on. If you're fucking, everybody knows what's going on in the US. Apothea real quick. So you literally just said history repeats itself. And we're the last of a die grade. The way that's the Christian, that's the very foolish question. What's his point?

He's saving men. Oh, that's a very foolish question. What's his point? He's saving men Oh, that Shots backwards one yeah, and two there's gonna be a time where It's good something something. I don't know. I can't predict the future But something's gonna happen where everybody's gonna go back to square one because if it ain't broke don't fucking fix it Not sounds like he's predicting the future to be He's gonna even know what that means if it ain't broke don't fix fucking fix it. Not. Sounds like he's breaking the future to me. He said he could even know what that means if he didn't broke, don't fix it.

Because you're saying everything's changed. So yeah, what the fuck? But basically in that clip, they're talking about how they're kind of the last of a dying breed. Now, if you play clip 20, it's funny to have that perspective on yourselves and not understand, I guess, the feedback they get. Independent. You're not independent.

Yeah. But it gets just not it. OK. That's like me calling myself an album out. I'm not you know it's crazy The amount of comments that we get oh these alpha guys, blah blah. We've never once said we were people just Coin that terminus like we like we said that right never did what she you guys what the fuck I one of these guys Instagrams They're all selfish with their shirts off I don't know if you don't think we're betas what the fuck I didn't think that we're elephants the guys got like fucking is a football uniform on from high school still on his fucking Instagram He's got the fucking face pain on

They're pretty fucking awesome, really. They're about 10 years away from selling shoes in the mall and talking about the one time he scored four touchdowns in one game. You're giving him 10 years. It's a very good children reference, guys, if you're listening, Mary was children. Coming back in a cartoon form,

I'm just pleased to tell you that. I don't know. You're not gonna approve that, that's for sure. If you listen to clip 15, I did think it was funny just that this is like the four seconds that they deviated from, you know, crush and ass and making paper clip 15, they get into murky territory. Yeah, we were told we were just bullshit about the best candy in the yeah. Like, so what is it? What's your favorite candy?

Bro, it's twigs. I'm fucking. This took a weird ass tour. Oh, yo, let's fucking talk about. Then get on with it. Okay, you you fucking interrupt me, bro. It's a go weird, dude. Let's go back talking about pussy.

The bait is old as time. Twix or Reese's. Where do you stay? Well, you wrote, you called this classic debate, and I thought for sure they were gonna ask, are there more doors or wheels in the world? Because that's really what I wanna get into it these guys. Them having that debate would be scintillating. The debate is like, reinforcing the time for half an hour

till they get to a conclusion. Actually, don't get it come out of there until you have an answer. And I want to see all your work. Show your work on it. It's very funny. You phrase that like that because clip 12, I believe is a full minute long clip.

And it's a phrase that they apparently use all the time in the podcast, but it takes him about a minute to get there. Girls get a word to listen. Listen, listen, listen, like we always say say a man can cheat and so love his wife. I agree. I know. Fuck shut up. I know woman can't cheat.

That a woman can't cheat and so love his man. I agree. This is not a fact. Damn it, bro. I'm a TikTok clip and you fucking interrupted it. Oh, he said. There he said. He's calling me.

Yo, that. He ruptured it. Oh, he said there he said. He's calling me out Um a man could she instead of love his wife a woman can cannot cheat right and not play say again If you're a woman you cheat on your man, you don't think you're a man. You play a woman Girls 100% especially in relationships when the relationships going downhill Girls, 100% especially in relationships. When the relationships going downhill, they girls will seek otherwise, oh fuck, I got mine in him, just in case this one don't work out, then she, my fucker, she,

it's not like guys that get curved in the DMs and whatever. A woman cheats, a woman cheats emotionally. Yeah. And a man cheats just a cheat. I hit this exercise, bro. Exactly. It's a man's exercise.

Figured it out out very good guys. All right. I like that he starts that like we always say. Yeah. Fuck. What is it we always say? All right, I see the jury has come out of deliberation and do you have your verdict?

All right. They finally talked through it. Good. And very faintly he goes, oh, when he thought of it, he's very excited. All right, this is, this is a point again, going back to the pre-knop and this idea that, you know, women get half of your shit.

Okay, because at the end of the day, you know, like, she doesn't make your money. You know what I mean? She doesn't wake you up, she doesn't tie your shoes. She doesn't put your shirt on. You know what I mean? Like, you put your shirt on, you tie your shoes, you make your money, you drive to your job,

she don't drive it to your job. You know what I mean? Like, these are the points I'm trying to make, is that like, at the end of the day, she leaves, she can leave in a heartbeat, it's your life. These guys think they're profound. That's what's so annoying about this. I know.

He has to explain, like, she doesn't put on your shirt, she doesn't even put on your shoes, and she doesn't do the job that you do, that makes the money, so she doesn't drive you to the job, she didn't give you advice, she didn't do your homework with you that night, like she doesn't deserve,

and those are your grades that you got, and fuck you, Matt, what's all this anger? Like who are you really angry with? God, all of us. This is, like, again, when I was in college, I knew I wanted to be in radio or podcasting or whatever. And there were times I thought to myself, you know, if we just recorded the bull is hanging

around, getting drunk and smoking weed, these are the conversations we should capture. And then when I listened to this, I was like, thank God, I did not do that. By the way, every single ONA listener has had that conversation with their bodies. Dude, we just did another hour out on the street. All right, we do have to move on to other subject matter because this beat on the balcony this week gets insane. It's going to take us for a minute. Too many clips, but it's already the else.

I don't want to just move along, get some more clips on anything else you want to play from, uh, from our friends, Anthony J and Nick. I think we're pretty much, I guess the other side. I don't want to just move on. I get some more clips and everything else you want to play from my from our friends. Anthony J and Nick. I think we're pretty much I guess the last one that we don't have any crossover on is 18 if we want to play that before we stop. Great fucking point because because for a man's fuck ups society lets him know he's a fuck up. Yeah, no, I just turned it down my foot by accident. So you're meaning of meaning like If you're a fucking bomb if you're 30 years old you live with your mom you smoke weed and

You have no job to side. He's gonna let you know. You're a fucking fuck up. Well, honestly a woman. It's Yeah, you're a little over you're overweight You're you're not a good wife. You're not a good girlfriend. You cheat. You're sneaky. No, you don't have a boyfriend. Oh, it's okay. You're like, it's fine.

You do you. You do you. It's okay to be fat. No, it's not. It's only the past fucking five, six years where everybody's like, Oh, like body positivity, fuck body positivity. It only applies to fat women. Yeah, I'm sorry. Let's call fuck body positivity. It only applies to fat women. Yeah, I'm sure.

Let's call a spade to spade. It only applies to fat women. All right, I'm sorry. I'm too agree with that. I'm not, I'm notting my head more and more than I have the rest of the show. OK. You got to get these guys on for fat lip, the more I think of that.

So where I think about these guys, the way fit right it over here at WADP. But I also like that they're just like, you know, you can get away with cheating on your husband, doing whatever you want. Like, not like anyone's criticized Amber heard in the last month. Oh, yeah,, you can get away with cheating on your husband, doing whatever you want. Like, not like anyone's criticized Amber herd in the last month. Oh yeah, no, they get away with whatever they want, of course. Yeah.

It's a good point. So, it's pretty much all I have from them. I just loved reading the comments underneath these videos, because people are just putting like, wow, these guys peaked in high school and just like everything, they're pretty transparent. It's pretty obvious who these guys are. Right, and I love the fact that they're like in their own little world of like how fucking cool they are at the gym and.

There, the guys, so like, when I worked for bar stool sports, there were always people that would attack bar stool for being like this sexist racist place, that it just, it simply wasn't. Like that's not what it was. These are the guys that wanna work there because they think it's a sexist racist place. Like they think they would fit that mold, you know.

So what do we do to smash Puzzle Dare? Well, no, actually you got to answer emails at all. Get back in front of your computer. All right, it is time for we missed this last week at the live show. It's time for. Grinch of the week. Grinch of the week. And this week comes in from Richard Lucas. This is a show called, we saw the devil.

It's a pretty big and popular true crime show. And they just have to talk about Ukraine because they have listeners in Ukraine. And so they have some good advice for all of us. I want you to listen very closely. I've just been following along so heavily because in my lifetime, I've never witnessed anything like this. And my heart absolutely breaks for the Ukrainian people.

So we do have some listeners in Ukraine. I can see countries where listeners come from, and we do actually have a handful of listeners from Ukraine. So please stay safe. You are in our thoughts. All of this is just so unbelievable. And to the other listeners who are following this just as a pulled as the rest of us, make sure you stay hydrated, take mental health breaks. It can be actually pretty horrifying to

follow this stuff consistently and really get bogged down. I know that a lot of my friends who are also news junkies like me and just really empathetic people overall are struggling a little bit with all of this going on in the world right now You know threat of nuclear holocaust on the table now The Ukrainian people the deaths coming out of there. It's terrifying hold your loved ones tight Take some mental health breaks and stay hydrated She said it twice. I didn't edit that in any way Nuclear holocaust so stay hydrated. What is there a word that you think she means?

Like if she's fucking up or? That's a great question because why would she think, and I love this idea that like mental health breaks are gonna fix the world too. Like everyone just thinks, yeah, it just takes some time for you. Okay, well, I did that. Yeah, that's fine.

Stay hydrated. All right, pretty good advice. Yeah, just have a glass of water, Ukrainians, you'll be fine. I'm fucking idiot. So Mike, I've been listening to your show, why are you laughing? I loved the episode where you talked about Gilbert Gottfried

recently and then you also had one with Ron and Fez. Yes. And I enjoyed Ron and Fez. They were always on after Opie and Anthony. On the very, on the very, on the very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, very, I'm very, very, very, I'm very, I'm very, very, very, very on very the virus. I'm very unmerished. Weird show, I thought. Yes, well, Ron Bennington is brilliant.

And he literally hosted a show with a guy who would talk for years and made his show bizarre. It was just so bizarre. So that's pretty impressive. Here's the guy who hosted a show with two people who are hilariously funny and still fucked it up. Hello, man. Hello, man.

Hello, man. Hello, man. Hello, man. Hello, man. funny and still fucked it up. OPs doing something weird right now, we're starting to put out these best ubs from his afternoon radio show, it's serious, with new sponsors around them, which can't possibly be legal, but whatever. I'm a chance. Good for him, right? Why not? No one listens to that shit we were doing it.

So I must have put it out. Now I saw that Anthony with again, McGinnis, we're going through Opie's TikToks. A little bit on their other show. Yeah, so I just pulled this ISO. OP radio on the TikTok. Love in the TikTok. Love in the TikTok. It's really embarrassing what he's doing over there on TikTok.

I've gotten on TikTok just to put like clips and shit of my shows on there. And it's done, I have like a hundred followers, it's done nothing. But if I ever get to the point where I'm like trying to keep up with the trends the way Hope he does. Yeah, I put a bullet in my fucking head. I can't imagine it. I try so hard to it's so nice to go Put the filter's on about this when Anthony was on with you. We talked about this I think yeah

Where he going viral is the most important thing to me doesn't care how it happens Yeah, he just what he loves the word viral he needs to go viral It doesn't even make sense because like Anthony was talking about they were talking to millions of people every day you didn't need a video to go viral yeah you have you're you're you're gonna go for a sample viral but I want to point out Uncle Jerry on YouTube says this fucking Mike I think he's so cool wearing shades inside it is a little bit just a bit It is a little bit of your fightful. Why are you so much bitch? I'm dare you. Just a bit of your fightful.

All right, so if you think, open you doing tick-tock as a gross, he's got your beat here. By the way, I keep looking down because I'm debating if I should pull my entire little toenail off my foot. I'm debating. It's like thick, it's like a corn chip.

If you need to know the truth, then don't get sick on me. It's I only got, oh damn, that towing looking good either. Oh my God, what's going on with my toes? Ah shit, I might have to get some of that shit that clears up your toes. But I got one that's looking a little rough. I'm not gonna lie to you.

And every once in a while, I debate if I should just pull the whole thumbnail off. I don't usually eat during the show, but I did bring Fritos. Does he want some? Fritos. Fritos. All right.

It's astonishing to me to look back at OPI and just think that like the signature bits of OP OP and Anthony all centered around, trashing other radio shows and comedians for being hacks. Yeah. Now look what OP's become. It's incredible because what we've been following of course is the last couple of years, OP doesn't want to pay for parking anymore.

And I would recap that, but I'll let OP do it. Let me back up. So I park on the streets of New York. And I've had no problem. I got rid of my garage thing about, I don't know, beginning a COVID. So a little over two years ago, I've saved close to $1,000 a month. Most people understand this and all that to do is sit in my dumb car once a week. And sometimes they're not to do once a week with holidays and whatnot. Interesting he's really justifying this now. I mean it makes perfect sense. We can be some day sometimes like Thanksgiving. I don't have to move my car. It's amazing. I got a whole week off. It is. It's also a board. This is a board in conversation you get trapped at like a holiday party.

Yeah. Oh okay. Oh you sitting the car, yeah. Oh, no, that's good. Sometimes you don't even have to do it. That's cool. No, no, you're wrong, Mike. This is a show. This is a show that's advertising around it. Cause I assume you were serotonously recording him.

How fresh really needs to hear about his habits, movie, his car. I love this idea that it's like, this has been awesome. It's working out great. He is so stressed out with the street sweeper, moving his car, getting back into his spot, he's eyeballing his neighbors, like if they fucking guy transiting my spot,

it's a whole ordeal. And now he's going, like it, it's no problem at all. Until finally this happened. And as I went and hit that button, I went, Cheeeeeeege to expose the fact that they stole my side view mirrors. to expose the fact that they stole my side view mirrors. I mean, my car broke into many times and things, so that's not funny, but with Opie for some reason, it's really fucking funny.

It's funny. Did you see, so many posters in the software and it too, he took a photo of his side view mirrors with the mirrors it's gone. What a weird thing. And he's put out. What a weird thing to steal, I thought, but apparently that's what's going on now. There's a lot of break ins going on,

a lot of breaking windows and grabbing shit. They're also cutting out the catalytic converters from underneath, and they're also one of the big items. They're stealing, which I had no idea there was any value to them until it happened to me. They're stealing side view mirrors. He's really turned into Grandpa Simpson just yelling at the cops. So it's so interesting to listen to. I know I'm getting a side car. New York is a cesspool right now. It's if you really want to get into it he lives in the nicest neighborhood

of man hadn't that the next for all and uh... he's not having a lot of luck there seems like things are going his way and i found out the hard way today after uh... you know uh... checking with a whole bunch of garages guess what to side view mirrors will cost you with installation? Who wants

to guess? Who wants to guess? Anybody in the discord blind my god. $40 million. All right, closest out going over wins the prize. Prisoners are like $40 million in one dollar. Any guesses though for real? Anyone want to guess what it costs? That really feels- A thousand, I would think, right? Okay, here's the big reveal. The price for two side view mirrors for my stupid car, which by the way,

I didn't even know this until today, is seven years old. So it's an older car, right? $1,350. So he sold his mirrors to pay for parking. This is like the gift of the magic, right? Basically, yeah, it's right. So he didn't know how old his car was.

That's weird too, right? Isn't everyone doing your car was built? Isn't that kind of like one of the things you know about your car? You know my car is seven years old? No, I hope he, but you should. You should have known that. Right, if he's so obsessed about it. I think he's, so I think what happens is he's going back and forth between talking about like,

well, the reason why these mirrors cost so much because of the technology that's in them, you know, they sense, they have the sensors in them, the show of someone's coming up on your side. And so that's why people are stealing them because these sensors are whatever. So he has a nice car, but they's like, but it's seven years old. the sensors in the show if someone's coming up on your side. And so that's why people are stealing them because of the sensors or whatever. So he has a nice car, but they's like, but it's seven years old. Listen, I have a really nice car, but it's seven years old. I'm not like going out and buying new cars.

Oh, no one thinks that you're living look seriously. Obviously you're fucking moving your car across the street once a week. It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. Something interesting I just thought of. I heard a clip from probably like a month ago of Anthony Cumio with Kevin Brennan I think it was.

Yeah. Talking about how, and it's the first time I heard Anthony mention this, that he said Opie's family, his in-laws were embarrassed of the Opie and Anthony show. And that's why Opie became kind of like distant from it and didn't like when Jimmy and Anthony would fuck around. And I would love to know is what do the in-laws think of this? I don't think they're watching. No way they canlaws think of this? I don't think they're watching. There's no way they can respect this, right?

I don't think anyone's watching it. I think they were excited when, oh, you're dating a radio star. Oh, it's on here in Philadelphia. We can listen to it. Oh, great. Let's tune that in and then, you know, that Anthony going off on God-laws and FBI statistics,

you know, probably not what they're looking to listen to at the time. So of course, OP pulls out candy crush. And I said, he's not part of it at all. Classic. So as you know, OP likes to do his show from his apartment in Manhattan, 500 feet above. And he overlooks the expressway there. And you got to give it to him.

He is definitely a radio guy because I have never heard this before in a podcast Traffic reports It's just not it's nonsense. It's nonsense. We all fall for it. Let's do a little traffic check. Oh Those people are In hell they are in hell Look at that. It's slow in both directions man. You can walk faster than that and this traffic report that brought to you by Duncan America runs on Duncan. I'm gonna start a podcast. It's just traffic and weather Purely traffic and why would you look at that? I don't want to step on your I don't want to step in your bid here

This traffic in New York City. Is that what you said? Can you believe it? to step in your bid here. This traffic in New York City? Is that what you said? Can you believe it? It's a drug show. It's a drug show. Don't the last, go figure. Holy shit, Opie.

It's literally doing a traffic report on a show. A little man, it's new, it's different. It is, I guess. He's always been innovative. He's always been innovative, except for this next part where he addresses the haters. This I've heard before from multiple podcasts is. And then people are like that's when you get for blocking the

bike lane that's when you get for the boom boom boom that's when you still bothering people. None of that was true. None of that's true. A hater will always find it in. All right, so O.B. is getting all this hate online and these people are wrong, but what's important to know, because even though O.B. puts a lot of effort into this and obviously pays a lot of attention to it, he does not care about the haters. We're gonna head way more hair when I was younger,

but I still got plenty of hair up there. I'm sorry to tell you. And even if it all goes, my wife don't give a shit. My friends don't give a shit. But I'm gonna worry about what some dumb nobody is thinking. Why would I care if you think I'm losing my hair? Please answer that question.

Just take your hat off, man. The people I give a shit about, they don't even think twice about my stupid crooked teeth, my possible hair loss. It's not that bad because of you. You career lost. My only chance, because what? In my life, no one cares about any of that stuff.

None of it. There's one thing I know is it when someone yellows over and over because they don't care. It means they really just don't care. Yeah, open Brendan Shob don't care about this stuff. They don't they don't care. I don't care, I don't care. My jokes don't go over, I don't care. Everybody, I don't care.

I don't eat up my care. I don't care. I don't care, I don't need a fucking care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't need a fucking care, I don't care. Alright, so during this episode, OP does get one super chat for a total of five dollars, and he decides to go ahead and do the accounting at the end to see how his overall day went financially. So let me think today. Today I spent $1350 on two sideview mirrors, but, but I made five dollars. So let's take that off. So today I lost $1,345. Oh, plus the stock market plummeting 1100 points. Oh, that's right.

So I had a really bad day financially. Yeah. Professionally too, I would say. If they did that, they did that there. Well, he's just numbing to that at this point. Dude, I don't know, man, because he's a, yeah, the band-aid and that there. Well, he's just numbing to that at this point. Oh, dude, I don't know, man, because he's still, so this is incredible. Somebody caught him with his sock account,

complimenting himself. I have a screen grab that I'm looking at right now from Redbush. It says, another great video OP, loving the recent content with the white power sign. That's the end of it, right? That's the white power. And the end of the right that's the white power and then underneath red bush saying another great video opi red bush says thanks brother You got a sign out of that account and signed back into your opi account to thank red bush you fucking idiot I can't believe a 50 year old man who has

16 viewers is going to the trouble of logging to a socket count to compliment himself. That's fucking, I honestly thought, I know something John does that shit, I didn't think, oh, we did that shit. That's pathetic. God, that doesn't just make you feel dirty when you do that, when you're signing into the other account to come on yourself. It's so weird. Fucking Zuma got busted doing that shit.

It's just when it backfires, it surely does backfire. Skip Bayles is my favorite ever with that. Where he tweeted something and then Skip Bayles replies, you the man, Skip exclamation point. Whoops. Fucking idiot. All right, we've all been patient-long enough, right? Yeah. Stuttering John is allegedly supposedly is a substitute teacher. So this has been really researched and there's some in-depth reporting going on from at muttering J. I asked if

he could join the show today to go through it all with us. He's traveling today. I'm going to try to get him on in the near future. He's sent me a very long and detailed synopsis of everything that's been going on with links to all the tweets and the tweets that have been taken down. I'm gonna try to do it without the top in my head. I don't know if you've been following this at all, Mike. You're being serious, like a legitimate substitute teacher. Well, what's crazy about this is that I personally don't care if John is a substitute

teacher to make some money. The funny part about this is that he's denying it. Nine stop when there's just nothing but evidence. So there was a photo that came out of a teacher with her arm around John and it was like a tweet. She put out or something. It was just like, Hey, look who's in my classroom today. It's John Melendez.

And so people found that. And so the teacher, I'm a student. You're right. People found that and started tweeting it. So then he messaged her directly and said, Why did you Photoshop that? Take that down. She's like,

Is she real basically a giant photo shot? But I think what are you talking about? So how bizarre is it to enter into his internet life? Would you just know with a guy, like, oh shit, I am not allowed to post a photo of you, I didn't know I'd do that. So then, as if someone in 2022 would do that, like Photoshop, John Melendez.

Well, it's such an insane thing for John to be like, I just pass up to it, right there, like the cat's out of the bag, John. So then, students start tweeting, I can't believe John Melend, this is my teacher today. And people started finding these tweets and started engaging with these students. And so there's all these tweets going back and forth.

John made one of the students like, take his account down or take tweets, oh, allegedly, I don't know, I don't know if I know this is true. This is just what I've been seeing. But there is, if you go to the dab, what's anonymous sub-right, and probably the who are these podcasts sub-reddit as well, you'll find a lot of photographic evidence

that John was some type of substitute. I mean, he was just kind of like sitting in the classroom in the corner, probably like showing videos or something. Right. It would be my guess. I think he's got a lot of knowledge to pass on to kids. I'm glad he's doing this.

I am too. You know what? You got a pretty fucking early to pass on to kids. I'm glad he's doing this. I am I am too You know what you got a pretty fucking early to sub substitute teach So that's impressive and With the nice thing is that you get out by three o'clock so you can still meet it up with all your friends at the public I'm gonna pick Wiggs Pumbu The pigly wiggly whatever the fuck I don't know if I talked about this at the live show, but he brought up a third place. So it was pickwick and then it was Scott one yard

and then there was a clip that we played where he talked about this other place that he goes. So I'm wondering if he's just like burning through all of his friends. It seems like he hangs out in areas that are pretty conservative which is weird because he lives in LA. You'd think he'd like hang out places with other like liberal retards, it would just all like,

oh yeah, it binds great. But instead he like picks these arguments with people. I think he like wears out his welcome quickly. That's not surprising. And based on some of the stuff just in the episode that you sent me and other times I've listened you play clips on this show, I imagine there's the possibility that he may owe people money at certain places so he kind of avoids that spot.

I have no idea, but I'm just speculating. All right, I'll tease this real quick. So John on this latest beer on the balcony, which is copy-righted, and I'm not allowed to play on the show according to the great Michael Polpock, gets a very drunk. Before we get into that, though, Andy's brother Joe sent this, oh, we put together a weenen song the pink eye on my leg. This is pink eye on the balcony Let's see. Let's see. Oh.

Oh. Ah. Oh. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. It's a tote tapper.

Let's see. Charming voice this guy has. Okay, I guess that's it. Jerry Mandarin. It's not my favorite, ween song. I'll tell you that. It's one that I definitely skip over it. So I said this over to you, Mike, this beer on the balcony.

And it starts off with this song that he's really proud of. And it's a song that he wrote and recorded. And well, I'll just let him explain it to you. Yeah, that song, believe it or not, was played. It's on my sugar tits and the Decider's album, which is on iTunes. And it includes a lot of songs that are ones that I recorded for my album on Atlantic, ones that I recorded for my album on Atlantic, but unfortunately, it doesn't... What? You know, like for some reason Atlantic didn't think it was like the vibe of the album.

So I will tell you that... Oh, come on, John. One of the songs, comedian and actor Ron Barber will love this. One of the songs was written. Oh, no, he's not gonna say that. In Joe Walls, oh, Jesus, cool room. He's not telling the song that is it. The legendary James gang and he goesagles singer. Oh no. And guitar player extraordinaire. All right, so I'll be honest. I pulled that clip because once again,

John has to brag about the song that we played on this show. It's terrible. Yeah. It's one of the worst songs you've ever heard. He's still brag about writing a song with Joe. He's not my favorite song, but I think the lyrics are pretty deep from what I heard. Oh, shit.

It's so bad. And of course, he has to ever answer that he brags about. We were drinking and doing coke and smoking weed. Like, John, how old are you? This is what you're, anyway. So fuck, that's fine. Now you notice there, you got real distracted or he was having a hard time processing his thoughts.

It's you that way, yeah. And when I pulled this clip, I didn't really realize what that was, but somebody posted on the internet this morning, the comments that were going on, and all that was happening. So I'm gonna play this again, but with the comments posted on the internet this morning, the comments that were going on and all that was happening. So I'm gonna play this again, but with the comments up on the screen. And so on, believe it or not, was played, it's on my sugar tits and the decided zone.

All right, so right there, you heard the notification, he's looking up. It says, this is coming from John Bowie's teachers on Twitter, you lying liar. And it says, we know you are his substitute teacher, Mr. Melendez. I'm going to say, John, can you help me with my math homework? Which was, which is on iTunes. It's so distracting.

And it includes, it includes a lot of songs that are ones that I recorded for my album on Atlantic. All right, so you get the point. I think sometimes, it almost like Jon's really slow. He's just getting trolled so hard. And he's trying to process it all. This is harder than usual. They figured me out. There's so much to talk about with this,

this whole substitute teacher gate. It's really incredible how deep this all goes. I hope that we can get into it with muttering J at some point. And the other thing I didn't even talk about, and I had all these notes, I was gonna talk about it with Dr. Steve at the live show. We just didn't get around to it.

Was this whole thing with the Mesquite Street Comedy Club in Texas where somebody made a fake Twitter handle for the club and was tweeting a John and they were DMing but it wasn't really the club but he really did book a show there that it really did get canceled and I don't think it got canceled because of that but I don't want to fuck with John's real life in any way this is not my goal at all like we want to observe and report. You know, you don't want to be compared to the story.

So it's a report, the news. That be compared to the news. But your science is so funny. It's so funny. I just, all of it. It's just so fucking funny. I just love the idea of him walking in in a tweed jacket,

ready Mr. Melinda is on the board. How many elves are there in your name? Oh, sorry, well, that, yep. Thanks. we jack at writing mr. millen days on the board uh... how many else of their name oh sorry about that uh... thanks uh... good good good catch alright so he has this guest on this guy run barba and no one's ever heard of this guy this guy i can ask you yeah i i don't he talks about all the shitty as going on because i think he has to justify his existence. I think this guy might be a bigger asshole than John

in this episode quite frankly. It's tough, man. I think this guy's in a tough spot because he's a big Howard Stern fan from back in the day. So he's like, oh, like Giddy that he's talking to John. And then as the show goes on and John gets drunker and drunker,

I think you could see these kind of like, oh, would I get myself into? We got to do a rapid fire. And in a not so distant third, by the way, is the guy in the background. Yeah, right. Right. We're gonna get into all that Damien.

Yeah. Damien is his body as roommate there. Right. Who wants to be like in on the action. I think he thinks he's funny too. So this starts up because this guy, Ron, just made a movie with Grillo and Jackie the joke man. And so he can't bring up movie with Grillo and Jackie the joke man.

And so you can't bring up Jackie and Grillo without John talking about Jackie's health problems. I don't always love Jackie. Jackie doesn't love me. I don't, I think Jackie is, I think Jackie does love you. Jackie doesn't love Steve Grillo anymore either. Did you hear about that? I did hear about that. I don't know what's going on.

Ron, it's the dumbest thing in the world. Oh, I know. Steve and I were worried about Jackie because he had, like, I don't know, some seizure or stroke or whatever. Some bullshit. Right. Now you're saying it with folks.

I'm worried about him. And instead, he thinks we're goofing on him. I had two strokes. Why the fuck would I goof on him for having a stroke? John only thinks in terms of like goofing on and trashing. He doesn't realize, people just don't want their like personal shit out there. Right. I don't think Jack is going, why are you making fun of me for having a seizure?

He's going, why did you bring that up? That's none of your business. Also, the other thing is like, he's still talking about arguments from years ago. Like, this entire episode is shit from 30 years ago. Like, his beef's with Jackie and Grillo and he shits on Bob a booey. It's like, this is all, I don't, I'm not old enough to remember what it's like to live in the world that happened 30 years ago And that's the late life that John lives and John is proud of his memory

He brings it up during the show. He's like I remember everything It's like I wish he'd remember a little the last because it's getting to be a bit fucking much, man Jesus Move on What's good though is that being on the Howard Stern show, being around Jackie and Howard and Fred, if it's one thing that it did for John to game a thick skin. Look, if you could do 15 years with Howard Stern, Jackie Martling, Arty Lang, Fred Norris, if you could do 15 years and get the abuse and the jokes that I got.

There's no like, you know, that's not true. Stuttering block everyone, John. It's talking about what a thick skittiest. Is there anyone in YouTube or the discord live right now who hasn't been blocked by John? Anyone can erase your hand. I think every single brain is impenetrable. Every single person is blocked by this guy.

He's like, oh, I got such a thick skin. And I will sue you. And I don't care. I have no problem suing you. That's what I was gonna say. He's not only does he talk about the haters nonstop. He's suing you and serious XM at the same time. Yeah, I know.

Something else. He also gave a DMCA to this other YouTuber who put up a video that spliced some different John content together. It was fun and that got pulled down from YouTube. So he's very busy. He's a busy boy. He's teaching the youth, the seventh grade class.

Apparently, there's so much I can do, but apparently, I don't know if John introduced himself as famous or someone said that he was into, but apparently, I don't know if John introduced himself as famous or someone said that he was famous, but then the kids don't know he is, so they like Google. You kids remember how it turns out. Right, if you guys remember 1989,

when I called Bap Bapooey, a monkey, do you guys remember that? Anyway, so apparently the class was all enamored with the fact that there was a celebrity there and they're all getting their photos taken with them. Oh, God. God, you know what I even Googled Senator John's name in a while.

I got it. Our show's gotta show up on the first or second page, right? Yeah, I would imagine. I don't know. I'm gonna look into that. I wonder what these kids found out about him. So, this is a rare moment where John decides that he's gonna be a comedian.

You don't see this on a show very often. John shows are very dry, they're boring, there's not a lot going on, but this guy Ron has a roommate and John decides he's going to start roasting him to his face What hold on let me look at those shorts hold on are you in your own weight? Although black socks with those shorts Yo, if I had legs that looked like that, I wouldn't be wearing shorts. Look at it, what the fuck are you, bow-legging or something?

Look at that thing. He's got knees for itdies. And what is that little glory that you got on that left, that right leg there? What's that glory to, you know that little? The glory to where? Yeah, that, I don't know, varicose veins. No, I did a logo. what I did a lot of what the fuck is

You lose pigmentation I know what it is good. I had to Supercuts laughs at that Supercut line now you have to do what happened today, supercuts. So what's funny is, so, so John's jokes are, what are you wearing black shorts? He's like, yeah, and I got black shoes on, like socks. What, what do you want? He's like, oh, okay.

Would you get your haircut of supercuts? John literally went to supercuts that day because he was telling Rod about it earlier. It's like, wait, you're gonna make fun of people go of supercuts John literally went to supercuts that day because he was telling right about it earlier It's like wait, you're gonna make fun of people go to supercuts John I love that John thinks he's fucking Jeff Ross all of a sudden He just keeps right there. He's like oh look at this guy with his hair in his shorts. Oh, but here you hockey puck Oh my god, I think there's more to this roast here. Let's see. I love bolder's better than what he's got on his head holding fuck who cut you

Stevie Wonder all right get ahead go hey see guys Stevie Wonder is blind. Oh, I know Carl I'm very offended by that who cut you who cut you I'm very offended by that. Who cut you? Who cut you? So worst delivery fucking possible this guy sucks on his feet. He's terrible Wine guy too Stevie Wonder. Jesus. I know his references are so fucking data What do you say? David's junior over there? Huh? There is it's sad because like, I don't know what John's skill set would be as far as humor goes. I don't know. Substitute teaching.

I can't. He's a funny guy or anything. But he feels like he has to fit the role of what the Howard Stern show used to be. And he's just not capable of that. The whole bit was Howard making fun of him for not being capable of that. But he believes that if it wasn't for Arty Lang, he would have been in that chair, you know what I mean? And it's just not the case.

You think? You think Howard would have made a better decision than to have. So, John the one, then take over for Jackie. I should have finished that with as you spent years proving. I know. All right, so there's more riffing to be had. So now we're going to start goofing on this guy's t-shirt. And we're going to goof on his name.

Oh my gosh, this gets. I'm glad Damien is getting taken down a few. Finally, Damien's going to take it down, put this place here. As they've is Damien, Joseph Spurgen, we've got on a, Damien, Damien, Joseph Spurgen from Queens. Hey, Damien, say how from Quixir. Hey, Jamie, say howdy. You fall on the stage. I almost got six, six, six, six tattooed on my head.

From Quix, from Quix, New York. What the fuck? Damien, what is that t-shirt? I don't know. It's like from Davor Vados. Holy shit. This is my Emmy style. This is what my Emmy is. They're all I thought it was another of Angelina Jolie. I don't know. I couldn't. Anyway,

we were just we were just over the studio playing. So Johnny said. Do you hear Rob there? They're Johnny. So good, man. He's so quick with a joke. But I don't know if you have it. But when this guy got on, he's like, I love you. I remember the Howard Stern show. I love you so much. And that's when I knew this was going to be a good episode. Yes. Yeah. Because this, this, uh, guess, and they have this on their TV as he's doing this show. So he's roommates like watching the show as it's happening. And they're so excited to be on the Southern John show. You know, it's a big deal. It wouldn't be very exciting. It's very exciting. So

John and Drew learns this guy's name is Damien starts going into these movie references. Well, how can you not Carl? How can you not mention? So he starts doing lines from the exercise and neither of these guys have ever seen the exercise and by the way, I want to point out it's over 40 years old at this point. Not like a thing that's relevant. And so Damien because he's like I'm one of the guys, I want to get out of the action. He starts doing lines from Polar Guests for some reason. If you want to do the Godfather or Kandashaka. But everybody knows those. I'm surprised you don't know the fucking exorcist. I mean, that's to me.

To me, the scariest movie of all time. I know. That is the closest. Yeah. No. The exorcist, the old man. Yeah, no, those are scary. They removed the bus. They removed the brain cells, but they left the boys.

What movie is that? That's Walter guys. Alright, I don't know. Come on. I love this guy. Well, you know, I guess he can relate to removing the brain cells. What is going on? It's over Commander. Yes, he can relate to removing the brain cells. What is going on? It's gober commander when you need them. I know. What was a lot that I had about that? It's going on right now. And so John's doing these lines from a movie

that no one knows. And so they go, well, hey, you know, if you want to do a candy shack or airplane, it's like, oh, everyone knows that. Well, yeah, that's why we could relate to it. That's what we're saying. I was about to say, he says the Godfather. He goes, the Godfather. Oh, He says the Godfather. He goes,

Oh, everyone knows the Godfather. Why would I reference a movie that everyone's familiar with? Well, I would do, I would do everyone to do that. All right, so then Ron, so Ron's got like a million projects going on. And he talks about, he's shooting this TV show out in LA and he's like, when I'm out in LA in a few weeks, John, you and I got to get together.

And John gets very excited about this invite. We're gonna be doing flavors of LA in two weeks. So I'm gonna be out there shooting in the restaurants. Come on, it's a guest of me. We'll talk with the restaurant. We eat the food for free, drink for free. And we just talk about how much we love this. Right up my alley, pal.

Did you see John's street actually goes, we eat the food for free, we drink for free, he goes, whoa! Jackpot! My new butt's red, Ron! Howdy pal did you see John three actually goes we eat the food for free we drink for you guys whoa Jackpot my new bus friend run He's like a cartoon bear that smells prime Oh, you don't say The robot came over granted by the nose and pulled him towards the gas. Let's go. I'll be to there by the nose and pulled him towards the gas. Let's go.

I'll be to there. It's such a predictable reaction. So then John asks, what network is the show on? Of course, Ron's like, well, it's not on the network. We're trying to sell it. Okay. Wow. Wow.

So after that, John starts name dropping. He talks about how he's friends with Andrew Dice Clay. Now he's talking about this before. How he wants Instagrammed with Andrew Dice Clay. Now, he's talking about this before. How he wants Instagrammed with Andrew Dice Clay. I guess he answered the D. Ivers office. So John thinks they're like best friends because of that. The worst part now is I know, like when I listen to the podcast, I'm like, ooh, what's coming next?

I have the misfortune of knowing. It's predictable. Oh, god, this. So because they're talking about that, they're talking about Eleanor Carrigan and Eleanor was married to Andrew Dice Clay and they do things together. So she gets brought up and John is I would say drunk and horny That's how I would summer

It's a good way to just summer I had a I had a Get her on your show. No, she's been on this show. No, no, why don't you get a show when we start doing the rest? Oh, it'll be great to have her because she's But then it would be no, no, I can't because I would never do that to Andrew. That's like his you know, that's his girl Andrew would do but I'll tell you right now that You know she is not only funny, she's pretty sexy by the way. Very sexy. You got that one. You filled out the picture, right, Philly girl.

Yeah, you know, like I farther attractive, you know. She's got it. Oh no, she definitely attracted. I mean, she was on the show. And I think I did was on the show. And I said, you know, I don't know what happened when you and Andrew and then she, you know, like she told me, you know, but it was,

it said this thing, man. I have like, you know, I have like great comments like Jay Leno and I've had Larry the cable guy and I've had a layer of the cable guy and I've had Doug Stano drop. We got to do with anything. I don't know. I just got to Drunk and I want to take a minute. I'll wait.

So go ahead and hop on your phones and Google. Elinor Carigan, the woman that John just said a sexy and there's guest degree. Ron's like, oh yeah, she's she's pretty hot. I would go ahead and look her up for a second. All right, scared straight good. All right, we're back on the show now. So let's get into for some reason, John is just really into name dropping at this point. And he actually gets teary eyed thinking about how amazing he is. Of course,

this is after he takes, uh, Rod, it will weird compliment. Okay. Hey, but Ron, here's the thing. You know, so this has been a great interview because, you know, I haven't been like, you're not annoying. That's the greatest part. Thank you. Although, I don't think I've ever had a guess on this show. And I've had, I've had, I've had, I've had that, not a man on this show. I mean, I, you know, I, you know,

I've had a way from it. I grew up one time away from the moment. I've had Modi, Florentine. I've had like, you know, almost every, like, that's the thing, like, you know, this is behind my this is part of my paywall. This is patreon and YouTube, they don't understand like I've had rain Wilson. I've had Vic Oh, the bad a teta on the show. Wow love that guy. He's hilarious. Yeah, and they don't say his name But you know, no, like I know they understand because they're all like you know

but just know like I Had the best of the best on this fucking thing you know, wow He's getting real choked up now for the folks at home if you're wondering certainly there's context to this there is not Certainly there's context to this. There is not. He just goes into that ring. Yes. Yeah, by the way, that's a good boy.

Cause you actually, you watch this entire episode. It none of it makes any sense. I don't know how Ron is hanging with him through any of this. He's like, everyone is not here at the top of the mountain. Yeah. Let me just list off all of my accomplishments as you watch me. By the way, you're not annoying. OK.

Good job. So John is so drunk. He's trying to say W-Y-S-P and Philly. And this is very, very difficult for him. And now it's so funny. All right. When I was at the stirs, so we used to be on ysp and w ysp and w ysp and filling remember Got there. He almost did it. So I almost think that he was saying like ESPN

Ysp. Ysp like like sp and like just go together in his brain or something He really had a hard time. It's a struggle. All right. Let's find out if Ron can embarrass himself, more than John is a barista himself. So Ron starts talking about his standup set for some reason and he says, I've been killing it with this Bob Ross song.

I wrote, I'm so glad you pulled this shit. Yeah, too. I was like, oh, let's just leave it at that. Like, just. I'm so glad you pulled this. Yeah, too. I was like, oh, let's just leave it at that. Like, just tell us you wrote it. Oh, it's good. And we can enjoy that. No, no, no, no. He's going to start singing it for us.

This is... Oh, man. You know what? Let me just pre-empt this real quick. Bringe of the week. Bringe of the week. The song is so cool. And it's called Why Don't Paint People. And I would sing it as Bob Ross.

Break out your paint knives and a little brush. Let's move some mountains with some trees. And a big old bush creates you to be so good. Take your way from all that's evil. That's why I don't pay people. And I just, and the crowd would laugh. And it was a chill song. And the crowd would laugh.

And the crowd goes wild. So we tell this joke, and we tell it to you now. John makes no reaction. He goes, and people would laugh at that. I think you say jealous. I could have done that. I just think a poor Bob Ross of this tale between his legs hearing that roasting.

If I'm ever on someone's show, talking about something I did and I ended with and people laughed, please shoot me producer Cress. And then everybody laughed. But the part, and I don't want to spoil if you have it, but he says 15 times that he tried to get that song on stern. Yes. In fact, he talks about, I didn't want to spoil if you have it, but he says 15 times that he tried to get that song on stern. Yes In fact, he talks about I didn't pull this clip

But he talks about because John has to work in his the house that tooth built joke Because this guy goes on living Connecticut. He's like, oh, that's where Bob a boo he lives in the house of tooth bill and and so Ron doesn't think that's funny. He goes yeah, actually, you know, I ran into him once He was doing a signing or something. And Ron brought him that song. I got a tape to play for Howard's. Dude, that's really sad.

I would. Oh, all of it was rough. A, that he's still making fun of Boba Bowie 30 years later. Yes. Right. But also, like, yeah, I ran it to Boba Bowie. I gave him a tape. Eh, you know, it might have been a little too edgy for the show,

but never quite made it. So Ron is still promoting this song that he just sang for him. John has already moved on. John doesn't want to talk about stuff that Ron's doing. John wants to talk about stuff that can relate back to what John's doing. Sure. And it's on YouTube, check it out.

Ron Barba, why I don't paint people, Bob Ross. So how the fuck did you become friends with Grillo? Like I said, and by the way, I got that part in there because that's how they started the show with it, explaining how he met Grillo, the whole thing, and then John's like, all right, you're just talking about himself still. I was telling me about how you became friends with Grillo. He's like, okay, I'll do that again. I guess today that you told

So this is fun because John starts doing an impression or a bit or something and Ron has no idea what's going on And I didn't either and I thought maybe oh, well, maybe I'm just an idiot. I'm out of it But it's actually not anyone's fault, but John's It's actually not anyone's fault, but John's. Yeah, and I was supposed to tell you I was asleep because I fucked a 51 years old. I'm like, I gotta get up for a whole year. Put your hat on. I can't wake up. Harry, what's that?

This corner, five foot seven in the head, 180 for a pound stuttering junk. This corner, 300 pounds, barra, what's that? What is, I don't know what that is, but you're a clary still in here. All right. I don't know what that is either.

So maybe John can explain that to us. By the way, do I have to explain how drunk he looks? At this point. He's how drinky sounds. I mean, he's doing fucking bits. Also, is he 185 pounds of policy? What's the salary, John? Five cents.

Yeah, like five cents, five cents. Oh, okay. I'm gonna say if he's my height, there's no way he's 185. No, no, there's no way. I would think that just the cans in his house weigh more than 185 pounds. We used to always call somebody Barry was if they came fucking hang out, you know, me, you know, if you can't out drink us We're like a barooist

A betterist? I love it Barooist? That night was a betterist So it's literally an inside joke with his buddies That's always the best as we learned earlier, just with the girls from high school. You always makes the best humor. When you talk about something, no one has any idea about. And he was like leading into it too.

Like he was really leading into it, thinking that he was gonna get this reaction out of this guy. He's like, I don't know what you're doing. He's like, well, no, you couldn't possibly know. We used to do that when we were like 18 years old, and we'd be drinking beers. He's like, oh, okay, well, that's. But it's funny, we were funny guys well, that's funny. We were funny.

But I was funny. All right, so then John's just again, I just labeled this one drunk John. Come on. What name is Wussie and then Barry? What is Wussie? Barry. Thank you. Barry goes down with Todd. Todd, I hear you miss Lou. Todd. Poor Rod doesn't know how to react to any of this. He's like, what is going on right now?

Am I part of a bitch? It's always funny when you're watching someone who clearly admires the other person. Yeah. But so he's like afraid to trash him. But he's like, John, I can't go with you on this. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah, he goes, what name is Wussier than Barry?

He goes, oh no, it's a pretty Wussie name, I guess. Sure. Yes, okay. Wussier, he's calling him. Wussier. A devastating blow to all Barry's. What? All right.

Barry bonds is somewhere shaking in his boots. I'm gonna Wussier Wuss. All right, so this is what I call Johnny one up. And he's a friend of mine, lives in LA. He's so funny. He's like, come on. I'll tell you if he's funny. Johnny, he was on Johnny Carson.

He was amazing. He was very famous. I was on Jay Lennon, huh? I'm about to amazing. This guy's telling about his friend. He's like, yes, he's actually done very well for himself. He was on Johnny Carson. Jack, who cares?

I was on Leno. Not the same thing. Very much got the same thing. If right now, I was telling you something, I'm like, well, you know, the other day when I was on the Kirkman head show and you're like, I was on Anthony Cumin. I'm like, I know. Okay. I'm on the Kirkman Hedgehog and you were like I was on Anthony Cumian Okay

This guy's amazing so now you might have noticed that the guest here is bald and So John's got a really funny joke for him. This is when he comes to Miami. Call me. I'll take care of this show where I can let my head down. I'm sorry, run. Oh, what a curse. Wow. Good one's stupid. Ah, you're a real cubal. Well, I let my hair down.

Oh, I'm sorry. And then he follows that up with yet another ball joke. Dude, I want to be honest with you. I think you look very good bold. Oh, Lincoln. What's going on right now? It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. I've seen so much centering John. What are you having a great time with you guys today not? Was it ready for that? Wait, it actually gets worse. I can't believe the job thought he was gonna pull this one off on these guys

Dushback says what? He did the douchebag says what? He did the douchebag says what gag? As if these guys have a seat Austin powders or Wade's world or the fuck all right, so now this idiot Damien Because he doesn't realize that he's talking to a hack. This is he's gonna get in on the action here I'm not going to do it. What's going on? He's lost complete control of this show. I like that the guys are responding. And John is still basking in the glow of his killer line.

Yeah, Deeshbeck says what? Oh, almost got you with that one. For the good. Fucking years. It's 2022. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, it's a little too late for that one. For the good. Fucking years. It's 2022.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's a little too late for that one. All right, so John, then it takes him forever too. He pulls up an old photo of the Howard Stern gang. And he's going through and he's talking shit about each person. And then he gets to himself and talks about how he was. Uh, honestly, if I was writing Southern John Fanfiction,

this is what I would come up with to like embarrass John with, but he does it himself. That was the funny thing that Shuley was saying, he's DMCing the wrong person. He should be pulling his own videos down. This is so bad. Bob a bully looks like he's fucking, you know

Posing for a JC penny catalog He looks like oats and then look at the strut right there Look at the looks on that guy holy shit You look like the least thing ever rocked man. You you must have gotten tons of tail Course I did Good dork He's cooping on everyone else. Let's say that he was hot What was the greatest piece of ass I've had and I've had ass all over the world What the fuck is wrong with them? So then the the rods like because

When you're on certain John show it turns into you running his show for him. It looks that way. Yeah, because he doesn't know how to do anything. So then Ron's like, oh, you ever bang any famous chicks in John's like, oh, when there was this Playboy playmate, this other girl from Playboy. And then Betty Locke starts getting upset. So Betty Locke is the, not only a moderator, but I think gives the most money if Eddie wanted to John.

She's on there every single episode, giving him money to then work for him and take down troll pose. Well, she starts getting upset with him. Well, you see, Jamie's back trying to write jokes, man. I can't do this right now. I can't do this. Anyway, that's so, I mean, I'm not going to get upset. I mean, why?

Because I'm talking about how Crystal Bernard is hitting on me. I mean, what? No, no, no, I was just, oh, I wrote another joke. Go ahead, stay. No, that is easy. I wrote a joke for him, say, oh, yeah, what's I got in it? It's only a matter of.

That was a joke for you. Yeah, that was a joke for you. John's not even paying attention to his guests John they're having completely different conversations right now John's looking at his chat going what's going on? What but he locals mad at me This guy's trying out as fucking tight five four of its or produce a Ron. It's a disaster Yeah, I'm trying to run this show. It's a complete disaster and it only gets worse of course Like I'm 51 I went out with a 40 year old and I'm like, I then he'll go. He asked me if I banged anyone famous. So that's

the only two people I could come up with. I was answering a question. And if you're a friend that I apologize, but I didn't go. I didn't say anything that was nasty. Anything that was I said nothing that was misogynistic or anything else. You asked me if I was, if I ever been when anyone famous. I said just to play mates That's it. So you know what I'm so sick of this freaking, you know this kind of meant what so I can't answer honestly No, I'd never been when anyone famous Okay easy. That's your money. Yeah

What's your money? Easy, that's your money, you know. Yeah. That'll be good. And guess what? Dick Kitt, I don't know where you eat, man, John. Oh, I don't know. You know, it's so hypersensitive. Oh, really, your woke way left fans are hypersensitive.

You don't say. So he just goes into a trance and goes into this like courtroom testimony. Yeah. If you read the transcript back, it will prove that I did not say anything massage. So he just goes into a trance and goes into this like courtroom testimony. Yeah. If you read the transcript back, it will prove that I did not say anything. I just love that like he made this bad. And now he has to lay it at it. He's getting all upset about it. And honestly, a sober John would not be lashing out at Betty Loco.

I have a feeling there were a number of phone calls and apologies and text messages that went around and This is great because there's a John pulls out a joke from his stand-up act Good which is great. I love what he does that and then there's more more with Betty Loco going on here and But you know three kids. I'm a Puerto Rican disappointment. And he always laughs too. He laughs at his jokes.

I am Puerto Rican so I can make that joke. Sorry. There you are. There's a lot of you loco. You know, I, if I made the joke, it wouldn't make any fucking sense. Of course you're Puerto Rican. You're the furchar Puerto Rican. I was inabwe failure.

It doesn't make sense. It has a half Irish half Italian. They call me a Puerto Rican disappointment. What does that even mean? I'm a Chinese asshole. I'm gonna write a whole set around this. He's just Christ. Put it in a song, Carl. All right, I'm of this. Yeah. He just Christ. Put it in his song, Carl.

All right. I'm working to do it. It's like, this is the last clip I play because these guys are talking about how they're going down to Miami and John's going to Miami soon. And so Damien, who John has been ragging out this entire episode, goes, well, you got to pick it from the airport. And at first, John's like, free time is like, ah, yeah, yeah, then it's like, it gets real real real real real. It's a real yeah.

Save 20 bucks on a fucking Uber, where he's like, oh, okay. I'll be out there in 10 days. 10 days, huh? Hey, get me. You want to pick me up with the airport? I could get you up with the airport. Uber's like, if you can barely get one here now.

I know. I'm landing in Miami. Yeah, good. That's where the airport. Overs like if you can bail the cat one here now. I know I'm landing there in Miami. Yeah. Good. That's where the airport is. That's where the airport is. That's where the airport is. He goes, yeah, I know. That's where the airport is. Here. All right. I'm landing in Tampa. So you see how he's like, I'm bigger for the airport. He's laughing and then he goes, yeah, I get big head because, all right, I'll coordinate with Ron. So that sounds good. I also like the idea that John,

like, I mean, you pointed out, this is actually where I texted you and said, I assumed on some level, you were pulling clips to make John look bad, like a few times, he tells the same story, you capture it. And then in this one episode, he does like 15 of the things that you talk about every single week. He tells the same stories, he hits his guests up

for room and board and transportation. It's wild, this is everything. I know, would you send me that message? I forget that people aren't investing as much time as I have into this. So I can see where you would think like, why, you know, Carl's just picking out of this guy. It's like, no, this is like every part of his show,

there's parts that went by, I'm like, I need to play this, but I too much clips, I'll get you. What if you had to try and make him look good? Oh, I can't do that. I'm not a miracle worker. The fuck do you think I am? Well, you know.

Oh my gosh, so that was beer on the balcony. That's a copyright that I now own that was just transferred to me somehow I don't know. I don't know that works. Thank you What have we done today Mike Geary? We have done it. Oh, we talked about no filter podcasts with Anthony J and Nick We saw the devil wants us to be hydrated for World War Three. Twice. OP is commenting on his own videos and complimenting himself while also spending $1,350.

I'd read every mirrors. Centering John is allegedly a substitute teacher. I don't know. I mean, it's just ton of evidence, but who knows? Who knows if that's true? Only have his evidence, so. All the evidence of the world and eyewitness accounts. That's all I know.

So, you know what that means? It's time for everybody to be part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. The team. You familiar with this part of the show? Mike, you ever get this far into an actual show? I certainly am. I believe we're going to find out who you're doing next week. Yes! Finally, someone paid attention.

Chris, would you have gotten that? No. This is the part of the show. We play a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing our next week's show, Quick Programming Note. We will be recording on Friday instead of Saturday because the ice-thumbs are playing a show on Saturday and it's times to be a lot.

So we're doing on Friday if you like to watch and listen live. I don't know what time yet but we'll figure that out. We'll let people know. And this is the show that we'll be reviewing. But it's been just amazing. It is absolutely amazing both the baby and Lydia are doing great. She's incredible and literally every day it is just magical to watch a person like form and their personality form.

And it's like, I don't know, like two weeks ago, I was like, oh my God, I think she just noticed her own hand for the first time. It is absolutely amazing and we are loving it. So I apologize. I know there's been a lot of inconsistency with posting lately. We were trying to get the nursery ready. There were a lot of renovations to make that happen. And also just a ton of stuff that turns out there's a lot of stuff to do before the arrival of a new tiny human.

Oh good. Chris Hardwick had a baby. Oh, no. That's what we're gonna talk about on a show. That's right. We got a recommendation from anonymous to check out ID10T with Chris Hardwick, formally the Nerdist. Yeah, I was just saying the Nerdist

was like one of the first podcasts. Why does that sound like such a shit now? That's a great question. Well, we'll be diving into that next week and trying to figure out what's going on with our friend, Chris Hardwick, who is a long time podcaster and comedian. So I'm sure that will be a lot of fun. I see that Vic is here. I want to bring Vic on.

Vic, I'm adding you to the stream. Wonderful. Top once again. Wow. Oh, thank you. Yeah, very impressive. Vic really brought both of our assets to Nashville. And it was appreciated. Are you guys ready to play a little game that I like to call to catch a dabler? Absolutely. All right. By the way, Cardiff is like retired or something. I don't know what's going on with them.

We only have two episodes of this left. This is the second to last episode ever of the catch a dabbler. I actually don't know if you've heard this, Carl. There's been wild speculation on the internet that I am card of electric. Dude, you're gonna wait until after this week. You're gonna be late. People have been messaging me,

and I'm just gonna like, I'll never tell. I don't know. If you had that kind of time on your hands, I'd be worried for you. The shit the card of his dude behind the scenes is frankly insane. I think we talked about him taking over for mom's wife's left.

Nope. He was like their guest, come on, or guest host, they were gone one way. Yeah. I didn't even look at that. It's just like, it's become so powerful the chorus was. Yeah, well, he's just so alive. It's just become so powerful the chorus

It's time for everyone's favorite game show To catch a Dapler are you ready to play? to catch a Dapler I am I had a lawsuit with with you know, with cares, a long time ago. Right. And, you know how they got me finally to serve me with the, with the lawsuit at a bar?

No, they, because I was in the Oaks and Galabasas, you know, that's with Justin Bieber, ex-people, you know, it's like real, you know, and that's where a pretty spears lives on it. It's a gay to community, but the gate called me and said they have a delivery of what did John say next. Here are your choices. A Corona light, a case of Corona, two, a bag of baloney. Just in time, I was running out of engee next. A car. A car from J. I couldn't believe it. D, pizza. I didn't order it, but I was hungry watching at the NFL. And I thought Susanna ordered it.

Five, Cours Light. They knew they could. Five, Cours Light. They knew they could get me with Cours Light. I'm more pissed that when I opened the door, the prick only had a six pack to cash a dabble. I had a lawsuit with the, you know, with Garrison a long time ago. Sorry, the quick, okay. My guess, I think there's two that are very possible.

I think the pizza one with Susanna ordering it is possible, but I'm gonna go with the car from J. Oh, really? Because it wasn't funny. Right? Right, that's not. It's even like that. You know, below these funny,

Cours is funny, but you know, all right. Yeah. My instinct was to go with either Corona or Cours Light, and I think I'm leaning towards the Cours Light funny, but you know, yeah, my instinct was to go with either Corona or Cours light and I think I'm leaning towards the Cours light one. Okay, uh, Vic. I'm going Corona. Corona, okay. I'm going pizza. So we got almost all of them almost. Yeah, all but G. Baghdad. Right. Do the more coherence. Right. And do you know how they got me finally to serve me with the with the loss it at a bar? No, they because I was in the Oaks in Galabasus.

You know, that's what just some B. Brex people, you know, it's like real, you know, and that's where a pretty spears lives on it. It's a gay community, but they the gate called me and said they have a delivery of Corona light. I knew it was fishy, but I didn't care. I wanted the beer. I was watching the NFL. It was a Sunday.

That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to cash. A cow enough. A dabber. Wow. Vic, you win this week and your prize is showing us your boobs. Yeah. Take off one of your tops.

Just pull one titty out. That's your prize for winning this week. I'm just gonna assume she did it. I can't see anything. So, Topless Girl says what? Topless Girl says what? I tried. That almost worked everyone. All right, we're gonna stick around please. We have some reviews.

But Mike, I want to thank you so much for your time, my friend. I always enjoy talking with you. Thank you, buddy. Hey, am I supposed to leave? Because every time at the end of the show, I leave, but you guys still go. So I just assume maybe they're talking shit about me after I leave. I don't know what happens now.

You can hang out if you want. It's up to you. I want to be, you know, obviously your time is valuable. Not as valuable as mine and Chris' is. Right, you know, it's valuable. But, all right, good to know. If you wanna hang around, please do. But I do wanna import people to check out

the Blind Mike Project, wherever you get podcasts. And why are you laughing, which is a show that I am very much addicted to? And it was actually, by the way, yes. Going to Carl's episode. I did, we did Mitch Headburg. Yes, it was very good. People liked it.

People liked it. I heard positive things about it Hedberg. Yes, it was very good. People liked it. People liked it. I heard positive things about it for some reason. So, but it's good. You guys, you guys find a comedian or maybe a show or something. You really do a deep dive into, and you pull, you know, I like it because it's well researched. He pulls clips. I like Mike style too. Because he can't, like, write down notes for himself. So he's kind of new. Yeah, I know it's amazing. It's amazing. I do it. So so Mike's costly just like, um, did I have any other clips on that? I mean, what's next? You got three more. You got three more. Cause I was like, Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, let's play those. It's great.

Like everything's a surprise to you on your own show. Which I fun, I fight fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's charming. Anyway, those out and subscribe on YouTube for God's sake, but we have embarrassing numbers We're not even as good as no filter so we need to get those up. That's that is embarrassing That's rough if I was no filter I'd be making fun of you guys Get some pub All right, please join us again next week and might be the episode we found out what's for a HORLYS POTCANT sleep ball everypony. Starting in the mush piss of morning radio.

Get down and show these holes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news. Regarding our delusional John video on YouTube, Steel Century rights, I don't know how John manages to look more ghastly every episode.

I hope he keeps up the bad work. Ryan Boasts, John is the first person I can smell via sight. Six-string man, Marks on us, W-A-T-P is my stuttering John dealer. Jim Warrens, you are all going to hell for making fun of a special needs person. Why am I laughing so hard? Sputtering John threatens, I'm gonna sue you for that copyright thing.

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He paid them an exposure, and they paid him back with overexposure. Cameron K.Y. limps in with, Sucks There's No Show This Week. Dirt merchant ponders, How does Dr. Steve have his own radio show, but he doesn't know how to talk into the goddamn mic? Fix it 403, Riffs, it was really weird when Carl opened the live show

with a dramatic reading of mine-Cump. I'm glad it got cut out of the posted version. But Gettie Lee's son plays us out with some fact-checking. That wasn't mine-Cump. It was his diary. Vick, I have to tell you, when I was in Nashville, I had dinner with the cow photographer, who also brought the cow bikini. Did you bring that home by the way? Do we have that somewhere? It didn't make it home. No!

Shit! I got off to the Airbnb. Not quite in the Airbnb. Oh no, okay Airbnb. Oh no okay. I made it somewhere. You made it to Christmas house. Yeah all right so someone's having fun with it that's good. But I actually liked the competition. I thought it was pretty cool. I enjoyed hanging out with them and there were no fights between him and your husband which was nice. No I was really worried when they were talking to each other at the, uh, honky tongue bar that they before, but it ended up well.

Good. Why do you think that is? No clue. Vic, what was your overall take on the live show, the whole experience, Nash, Phil, you came down with your husband and your friend, Bella, was it? Yes. What was your, how was your experience? It was pretty good.

I really enjoyed after the standup show when your wife bought me a drink. And you were very pissed you bought me a drink because I had little bambi lengths the whole time. So it was fantastic. I remember you dropping a full drink during Vinnie's set, and maybe it was surely set. Someone, you just, you had a full drink,

and it's just like went right to the ground. You seem like you were over-served a little bit. I was, but I don't remember that, so it's fine. All right. Yes, Vic, I props to you. You went up, you did the standup, you probably weren't, sober as you could have been For it. That's my best word. That is that's probably the way to go for you

What else do you think about Nashville you've been there before I have and it was actually really fun We went to a gay bar after the the stand up and I Lost everyone there, but I did see see drag queens, which I was very surprised to see drag queens in Nashville. Yeah. Were they hot? No, they were disgusting, but you're excited to see them. All right, I'll tell the other thing real quick. I thought as a goof, we could meet up at Kid Rocks Bar on Friday night. So we did the show on Saturday, two shows on Saturday Friday night. I tweeted out, Hey, let's meet up at Kid Rocks Bar on Friday night. So we did the show on Saturday, two shows on Saturday.

Friday night I tweeted out, hey let's meet up at Kid Rocks place because we did the story about it on the creep off. That'd be funny. And then I'm stuck in fucking Kid Rocks Bar for hours and it sucked. It's so bad about it. So we were up on the third floor and on the third floor there were these cover bands playing the worst music. The shit you never need to hear ever again, like Red Hat Chili Peppers and Eep Six and like just shit I just never need to hear.

I'm like, oh I'm in like the music capital of the world and I'm listening to the worst cover bands right now. And it was so loud, you couldn't talk to anyone and everyone was there and I would like to be on the talk to people. So it was my very unexpected kid rocks bar. I'm surprised. I know. I thought it'd be a funny goof instead of like it was just shitty for me. And everyone I told the guy there didn't work out well enough. That's like an idiot.

Victory and new reviews that you want to read. You do. Let's see. We have a co-hosts need to shut up by Nont Todd. Oh wait, no. Yes. No, I already read that one last week. Okay. Anyways, Daveler's talking about Davelers by a Gwarth 66. He says, this show is like if Stuttering John made fun of high pitch every episode. I don't. You want the same level? Good observation.

That's a funny. It's a funny review. I bet that's a five star review. It is a five star. Thank you very much. You have another one that says nothing good comes from Rochester. He said, I decided to listen to this

because I heard there may be a lot of talk about fat chicks in cow bikinis and I love both. I soon found myself in a world of talking potatoes and wannabe comedians. The worst part is a reoccurring segment about a modern day alcoholic caveman that talks about politics and his glory days as Jay Leno's piss boy. He continues with the only bright spot is playful deep voice character

named Cardfish who seems to have the only creative mind on the show. All right well I'm slightly offended by that but I think it's a five-star review. I don't like it when people are more clever than us when they're writing reviews. I do encourage it, but I don't like it. It is also possible that person only listened to one episode and picked up all that information. Yeah, so, of course.

Congratulations. That's excellent. Thank you very much for that, Sir or Madam. Anything else there, Vic? Yes, you have one more that says, unfunny people calling people unfunny by Joshi duo. He says, self-righteous renters, masturbatory and sad. I mean, I'm six stars.

I'm jerking off underneath the table right now, but no one's supposed to know that. So cut that out and post. Is there any one star review there, Vic? That is a one star. Yeah Wait, we should do the review thing the way that Jim quarantine does his show Reveal the disco Really really

Redditors really right redditors really all right let's fly through some voicemails first one is totally not stuttering john moandas hello this is expert we have

discovered a fault on your computer if you could just please give me your credit card number and the delete the startling John podcast otherwise we will send you to the police. Please, please, this is not startling John please. Uh-oh, you're going to send me to the police if I don't delete all my settering Jad stuff I actually got a lot of phone calls like this This one came in I'm surprised in real life you haven't gotten phone calls from John like that

I have to to be honest with you think you would try anything this one came in from the Australian Prime Minister Get a tall hamburger. This is Scott Morrison, the prime minister of Australia. I've been talking with my friend, Stuttering John. You might not know this, but I'm a friend with Stuttering John. Oh, I did not know. And with the thrown around for my, and he's going to come down to Australia, do a podcast with me, called Beers in the Bill of Bones. So if you could just go ahead and delete what you've got going on your Patreon, I won't have to send a army of kangaroos to Rochester to kick your chest in. Boy. I got a lot of threats from the same number of different people call again.

So weird. Seems kind of random. Thank you for familiar with the official podcast, our friend, Kaya. Oh, of course. And what they did years ago back when we reviewed their show, this is probably going back four years or something, is they decided to give out our voice to Valindover on their show. And so we got Bombarded with phone calls from their fans.

I'm gonna throw 125 ad fish podcast. I don't know if you're still on Sky, but as far as they are, and I love you. So people are still gonna call it off on the official five guys. That's very funny. Calling the phone number, we're still getting those coming through the official podcast. That's very funny. Calling the phone diver. We're still getting those coming through.

This is a call from Thailand. Hyundai. Hyundai. All of you are still in Hyundai. That's your worth of make of that, all right? All right, this is me calling into a local Rochester radio station. I don't know how this happened up on our voice mail. Hi, this is Carl from Rochester and I'd like to hear some foreigner.

No, not Kaya. I mean the band. But I mentioned I'm Carl from Rochester. I don't know your name or song but it goes like this. I'm club food, check it and see. I got a podcast WAPP. Seriously, how much the motorbovics tests don't call me back. Clubfooted check it see I got a pot code WACP Seriously how much the motorbovics test don't call me back unless it's about this

Vic do you have an answer for that? Leads to grin with your buck teeth Why? What if there was something like blind Michael didn't have buck teeth? What would you charge him? Five dollars. All right. How many? That is some search charge. I have a reasonable rate. How am I going to get braces?

If that got a search charge, it'll be worth that. Our friend Paco called it into the show. What's so called, this is Paco. I was watching the live show, dog. And this message is actually for Jim from the Jingle Steve Department. Jan, you're pretty. I have a crush on you now. I'm gonna give Paco Jets and I've heard for real. You think it's your funny? I think that would be a lot of fun. What?

It's a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun.

I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that would be a lot of fun. I think that'd be a lot of fun. What? There's a lot of sexual trading happening on this voicemail. It's weird because I just do a show where I goop on open. Suddenly John, these people are out here and want to pay for motorbots.

It's an underground hookup site. This is fucking the view. I think I should go like, I've noticed. It's a whole other world. All right, this is a longer voice bell, but listen closely because this guy's figured out a lot. Hey, Kyle. This is Ian, I call him a good bit,

but never get played because you're an asshole. I'm trying to see your beautiful state right now. Pretty close to Sarah Hughes. All the way up to see my grandparents the way I grew up in upstate New York by Canada. Anyways, I'm sitting here and what better way to go to New York than to listen to my favorite W-A-T-P,

and it's the live from Nashville. And I'm sitting here and I like to fantasize about you boys because you're all my best friends and I have nothing better to do as a lonely fucking butt like I am and I think about the dynamic of your friends and your people and the business that you have and I realize that it's Chris it's always been Chris he's the favorite he's best friend. He must have known him since like a child or something. Or he sucks your dick. I don't know what it is. But as a listening to the live show, he's the only person not even Jenny Jinkles gets to stay up there and forgot them good reason. He gets to stay up on the stage the whole time, but Chris does. Chris, the producer, who we thought

was so important and became the Sin Master, almost like a simultaneous shawnt from the dick show. How did you pull that off? How'd you fucking do it? It's just been Chris. Chris is the clue. It's Chris. All he does is sit there and pretend to be beautiful, even though he knows he's not. And get drunk and enjoy what is w-h-e-p thank god for Chris and fuck you Carl interesting theory turn I lost a bet all right he wants to be a stage the whole time

we'll pull straws creep off isn't the only thing with a fucking wheel of consequence the whole podcast you haven't heard about yet We'll pull straws. Creep off isn't the only thing with a fucking wheel of consequence. The whole podcast you haven't heard about yet. So he brought up the zing keng, Sean the audio engineer on the show that we just did. Sean and listen to the podcast you were reviewing ahead of time, but it's about these fatties. And they set up the show and they fuck up the intro. And he goes, oh, the second helping, well, they won't do a second take. I was like, that's pretty good.

Yeah, that's good. Shout out to the zinc king. All right, let's keep going through this. Hello, the voice you are hearing on WHP right now is not Pat Oaks, although it should be. Bring him back, pal. He was on 229 and whatever other episode. But bring him back.

Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. I miss pet oats. I've reached out to my thinking he works on the weekends. Because I've been trying to do this. Come back on. He hasn't been out in the long time, but I actually met him at Anthony Kumias show. I'm drunk.

The Ant-Man. Yeah, we're both guests on Anthony show. I met him there. And then I go, I'm going through my email a couple days later. And I see someone says, you've got to trash this Pat Oats guy as podcasts socks. I'm like, what's a weird coincidence? Let's do that.

And then we became friends. He's been on the show a few times. Very funny guy. Very angry, which I enjoy. And yeah, I've been reached out to him. If someone knows Pat and he wants to do it, we'd love them back on. Tell him to reach out to me, I guess.

Whatever. I was talking about on the bonus show, this video where Yoko Onno is performing with chuck berry you've seen this. Oh yes. And amazing. It's amazing. So somebody looked that up.

Hey Carl, I just watched the bonus episode and so I'm not a music like no-doll guy. I knew about yoko in the bills knowledge it what i didn't know is about this like jam circus thing and i saw like i thought you mentioned it and then i pulled the clip and the song sounds great why she yelling i don't this is why they don't like her it literally blew my mind yeah uh... i mean she seems fine Don't this is why they don't like her it literally blew my mind. Yeah, uh, so yeah, uh,

I mean she seems fine, but yeah, don't know screaming. Anyway, thank you for you. Bye. I like these like I'm sure she's a wonderful person. I just don't appreciate her art. That is a hot thing. She's very talented. If you haven't looked up this video, I forget what show was on. But it's Yoko Ono with John Lennon and Chuck Berry and the performing. And it's a cool song and they're like singing together and harmonizing and then Yoko just fucking, she's been on a drumsticks board and she just like takes over and it's insane. And Chuck Berry gets a look like you pussy with mother fucker.

Why is this woman on stage with us? What's wrong with you? Anyway, I digress. Let's see here. What the fuck are you? Why is this woman on stage with us? What's wrong with you? Anyway, I digress. Let's see here. Hey, Carl. I got a recommendation for the show. If you can't put up stuttering John's stuff right now,

you should look into Ethan Ralf a bit more. He just had a huge blow up the other night, in which his own Chrissy Mayer's show, and he's freaking out because he's saying that she's making fun of his dad and what uh... uh... and even for you know why but it's really funny

looking to kino casino those guys covered it they're pretty funny and they want to have them on uh... but yeah uh... calling back so i'm actually going on the Dix show this week on tomorrow. And we might be talking about this, because I watched this.

I did too. Ethan, you watched Ethan Ralph on Chrissy Manor's show. I think it was a bit that went bad. Well, right. So somebody puts in a super chat about, whatever, I don't want to get into the whole thing, but Ethan just decided he wanted to be mad at Chrissy. It was so obvious. It was just so over the top, he's like, oh, how dare just decided he wanted to be mad at Chrissy. Yeah.

It was so obvious. It was just so over the top. He was like, oh, how dare you. And it's like Ralph, come on. You talk shit about everyone all the time, nonstop, and I hear a cry baby about a super chat that got red. It was just dumb. Hmm.

I don't have to watch this now. Yeah. Don't, don't get into the Ralph first. It's too much. It is? No, no. I have no choice. And then I'm going to obsess over it. Like I do with Stuttering John and all these other fucks

that I've been introduced to on this show. So apparently, I don't know what's gonna happen, but Dick asked me to call in, and I think I'm the only one who's like, team Chrissy over there. So I guess I gotta take her side on this. And maybe their team Ralph, I don't know. We'll see.

We'll find out what happens, but it really is. It really is a ludicrous. The whole, it's like 10 minutes long. Yeah, it goes on. Where she's like, are you still mad? What's going on? I apologize. What are we doing here?

It's really funny. We did that. It's crazy. Is it some porn star just walk off on our two or something like that? Yeah. Because someone dropped an N-bomb or something? Yeah, Gino maybe. Yeah, Gino was counting. Oh, if someone dropped an N-bomb, it was G-daw, I'll share. Yeah, right. So then, so then the porn started, it walks off and then they were

playing these videos of her using the word while getting railed. Anyway, it doesn't matter. None of this matters, guys. This is not part of the scheduled content. All right, so I played that clip at the live show of Ash talking about she found a doctor in Houston And so people other fat people who are stupid are like well, is there a good doctor in St. Louis? You know like she would know and I think that's what this is a reference to Hey Carl sucker Nixon I'm listening to the live show podcast again and I realized I have a crooked bottom tooth do you have a dentist or a orthodontic jacks and bill you can recommend for me just call me that let me know

Tucker I don't know any orthodontist I've Very hurtful. Tucker was great at the live show too. Do we leave him in Nashville? I feel bad about this. I think we did. Yeah. He was having fun last I saw. I know. Anita Dixon was there.

He was great. He came up and he gave me Sudden John CD, which I have upstairs. And the thing that I realized, because Sudden not only John's album, it's so unattractive looking. There's like the ugliest, like old wrinkled woman on the front cover. And then his book is so unattractive looking. The color scheme is bad, it's like orange and yellow, or it's gonna orangey red and yellow.

And it's other album cover. And then this sugar tits album is also just the worst looking thing. It's like, John is so bad at marketing. He makes everything look repulsive. It's like, I is so bad at marketing. He makes everything look repulsive. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this.

It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this.

It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this.

It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, you gotta buy this. It's like, stupid. All right. We've had too much fun today. Vick, you've been a great sport. Thank you so much for coming on. And thanks for coming to the live show. Yeah, someone just posted in the discord. These home covers are just awful looking. I don't understand what he was thinking with that.

All right, and boy and Mike, thank you again, buddy. Thank you, buddy. For coming on. Yes, we'll do it, thank you again, buddy. Thank you, buddy. For coming on. Yes, we'll do it again soon. You're fantastic. And oh my gosh, I didn't bring up. Thank you, Purple. The girl who came, it's dressed up in the roach costume.

Now, it wasn't a roach costume. She's wearing a course light shirt and she was covered in cockroaches. I took my photo with her. I got to post it somewhere. That was fantastic. I was impressed by that. Who do you think was the best dress at the show, Vic?

And you can say yourself if you want. The fat guy's wife in the yellow dress. Oh, yes, right. She was so fucking clueless, but she was having a grand time. Yes, all right. So that has anything to do with how she was dressed? Or just how she enjoyed her time?

No, she was really hot and that's all I care about. Yeah. Also Brenda. Brenda. Oh, no, Brenda. Brenda from SoCal has made it up to both live shows. So I don't hear any fucking excuses from people. Oh, it's a bear smell.

Brenda's there. You can make an app. She goes alone every fucking time. I know. It's awesome. I love that about her. Did kind of a lot of questions for me about the VIP meet and greet, even

after we got done with the show, we were talking about it. Was it all about Digi? No, we didn't talk about that at all, actually. Although, did you see she was slapping her boyfriend and then like just like literally a slapping fight. She's like, stop it. And then he was slapping her boyfriend and then like just like literally a slapping fight. She's like stop it And then he was slapping her back. It was great Yes, living on everyone's fantasy. I Did see that. No, but when I brought up to him was I think it was purple and purple is here. So correct me if I'm wrong

Did purple grab a block of cheese and start eating like an apple? Or was that someone else? No purple did it? Yeah, yeah was so impressed. The man who has been sending me cat pictures for over like six months now, it's been purple the whole time. Oh, it's purple! It's been purple.

Oh, no shit, it's purple cardiff. No, I think the two fat dudes in the yellow and the fucking blue, those are both Cardiff together. Ah, okay, that makes sense. Yeah. I'm just gonna point, if I knew there was gonna be domestic violence and free cheese, I would have flown down.

So I'm saying, I'm gonna talk to this character, as I'm already saying. Let's remember that, I'm writing that down. It is funny because I was telling Dick, I'm like, yeah, you know, because Dick likes to do his shows in places that don't have stages or sound systems

and they can point out much work and I was like, well, yeah, I do it in a place, I can stage it a sound system. And I was explaining, like, the city winery where we did the show, they were fantastic, they're so good to us. And they have locations in many cities, so we might do that again.

It was a little too classy. What do you think? It was a little too classy for our audience. They have fucking candles on the table. Yeah. That's what classy it is. It's a bit, yeah. I'm so surprised no one started a fire,

especially the guy who passes out in the front row. I know, and he came up on stage to play the game with us and had a point out that he's up to last show. I'm like, I'm trying to end this conversation. Otherwise, you can forget it often. So, yeah, so I think that maybe the VIP meet and greet, some people weren't accustomed to like having, you know, little cheese spread and stuff.

Like, they're like, oh, this is free, bro. I'll just take this apple. It's not an apple. The only thing that he was eating the rest of it for everyone. Oh, they connected at the middle. Yeah. They ate the pocket cheese and kids. It's not gonna get funnier than that.

Are we down here? SQR. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Do you have to give it up to that guy's beer though, Epiphany? Thanks so much guys to see you later. Oh shit, yes Mike, you rock buddy. I'll be in touch with you. Thank you man. All right guys. Yeah, I didn't say this. Maybe I'll pop this in somewhere in the show. The note, Clarice.

Whoever gave us the Epiphany beer. Yeah. Fucking fantastic. It's so funny. Yes. Those labels, I should read that on the next show, read the label of the epiphany. I think we talked about it on the cream. I could do it.

I could do it. But that was really funny. The Stuttering John Beers, those are fantastic. Vic, how was your Sunday after Saturday? You said you were puking a little bit. No, I didn't puk at all. Bella puke. He fell asleep both nights, Saturday and Sunday, with his fucking head in the toilet.

Oh, Jesus. So it's funny. It's funny because Friday night, he's like fucking party guys. Like, yeah, we're going to a gay bar. I was fucking rock, you know. And then I see him the next day at our show in the green room. I'm like, hey, man, how was the gay bar last night? He's like, oh, yeah, I didn't make it.

It's going on, man. You were like, oh, fired up by the way. He's like, yeah, I'm not normally like that. I had too much to drink. Yeah, I'm gonna. He was talking to me all the time. He was like, oh, I fucking get shit faced in New York. I'm like, but like you can handle me

in fucking Tennessee Nashville, like whatever. He could not. He's trying to patch me. And and like I'm very, I can get shit faced. I lose my legs, but I'm still. And your drinks. Well, in your defense, you were wearing shoes that I could never walk in with my little club foot. You should have told me that would be turf, Carl. I did not.

I didn't know what it was. It was funny. Why should you get up on that stage now? I thought you were gonna take a spill. I know you almost put your hand up, you're like, I didn't be funny. I know she does fall. I don't own this place.

It's not my life, don't you? Is there a Mr. Hammer group with the show out? Nope. I don't know. I don't know who that is. That's his twin brother, actually. That is. That is a twin brother actually.