Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep313 - ID10T

Episode Date: May 29, 2022

This week we check out a guy who has been podcasting since 2010 and before that he was on the radio. So you can bet, uhh, that he's, umm, really good, uhh, at, uh, broadcasting. Tab from Here's What I Don't Get joins us to break down how Chris Hardwick doesn't care about his show and why you shouldn't either. Then Shuli hops on to discuss this latest Stuttering John appearance on Radio Gunk. There are so many threats. Monique, feel free to ask a follow up question someday.  https://hereswhatidontget.com/ https://shalomshuli.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

episode What a dick are you a boner guy? What are you talking about? You know what I miss penis cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap Aruni it's showtime A W-A-T-P-W-A-G-P! Hello, everyone, we're Dixon Cousins and Ruins. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? The only show that answers the question, why do we podcast? I'm your host, Kevin. With me this week, a man who was once sued by a guy

for making fun of them on the internet. From here is what I don't get. It's tab-burnt. What's happening to tab? Hey, thanks for having me. Welcome back to the show. Fresh off your appearance at our live show at Nashville, where you dressed up at an ill-fitting suit. A goodwill suit. You actually pulled off better than some people I know, but it was still fun. Well, the lady that lifted me home from the back to my hotel

from the show told me that I seemed like I was put together and knew what was going on. And I thought that maybe she was on drugs. Yeah, she's like, well, she's really successful. You're like, no. Yeah. I'm going from a taping of a live podcast. I'm not.

We're in close that don't fit that I got from some homeless person. Please go to who are these.com to get our email address, voicebound number link to our subreddit, at least the discord server link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel, and the link to Patreon and supercast, featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. I just did one with my friend, Hughesy.

We had a lot of fun going over, Stuttering John and Tony Michaels response to us. And man, Huesy told me a half a time that he was gonna have some gas. And I thought, oh, you know what, I'm here. Holy shit. I was not in stop. And I don't think, I don't think that he was using

a sound board. Okay. But it sounded pretty well mic'dop. Yeah. I can't imagine what it was like to be over there. Do I sense a little jealousy? No. Not at all.

It was ridiculous. Also, we encourage our listeners to go to the five-story review and Apple Podcasts and then shit all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called ID10T. This was a suggestion from anonymous. We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.

Let's get into this. A show hosted by Chris Hardwick of the Nerdist and the Nerdist Network. And for some reason, his show changed from the Nerdist to ID10T, which looks like the word idiot. And I said to say from an SEO perspective, this is a terrible name for a show. I did.

I'm, Tee, like, if you're just looking for this, it could be very difficult to find if you don't know what you're looking for. I kept typing in 1D-10T. Yeah, because I thought maybe it was Dungeons and Dragons related. And then it would be like, there is nothing here that responds to that. So I had to go look at your text again.

Oh, that okay. Do you know why it's called that? I didn't even pick up on it. I have to guess it happened in 2018. His ex-girlfriend posted this thing on Medium that was all about how she was sexually assaulted and had this abusive relationship with someone who's currently famous in Hollywood. And she didn't say like it was Chris Hardwick. She just, you know, posted it out there. And it was assumed that it was Chris Hardwick. And she just posted it out there. And it was assumed that it was Chris Hardwick because the dates all lined up. And so he was like fired from everything

and including the Nerdist AMC, all these different things that he was working with. And then they all did their little private investigations, came back, turns out nothing happened. And so he's been brought back onto all of them. And I assume when that happened, he changed the podcast from Nerdist to ID 10T so they can continue to make this terrible terrible show. Yeah, this is a show that has the exact format of almost every celebrity podcast show. If you look at Dak Shepherd, Conan O'Brien, WTF, SmartList, life is just a long juicy scoop, tell me getting curious, sibling revelry,

literally with Rob Lowe, here's the thing with Alex Baldwin, how you live in Jay Piven. All of these people do the same thing, there's plenty more, all of you do the exact same thing. There's celebrities, they get their celebrity friends to come on and do an hour long Zoom call, and then they put it out as if that's a show. Their conversation with their celebrity friend is a show.

And I have to say that I listened to an episode where Chris Hardwick is talking to Al Madagal, the comedian, who I know from the Daily Show. I don't know about a lot of other things, but it's interesting how he does the same thing that everyone else does too, where he tells you what they're going to talk about. He explains, hey, on this show today, I have this conversation with this person,

and he even sets it up by explaining that it's just a conversation. And this was just such a great catch up. I mean, again, I love doing the podcast. I love that, you know, with friends that I haven't talked to you for a while. It's like, oh, we catch up. And that happens just to be a podcast episode. That's not how this works. That's not what a show is. You talking to your friend for an hour and catching up, not a show makes Chris. I was a little disappointed in this show to be honest with you. I had higher expectations for it. Oh, I had the lowest expectations possible. Like I, I, so Chris Hardwick just appeared one day, like out of the

ether and like, he's now a famous person. And I never understood why he was a famous person. He constantly refers to himself as a standard comedian. I've never seen his standup anywhere. I mean, he's, he's host all these like post show deals where he says on AMC specifically, like they, I think it started with talking dead. And then it was like talking, breaking bad. Now it's like talking better, call Saul, preacher, everything, any one of their shows. And they just bring the people that are on the show on.

And he's like, how great was it to make this show? Oh, man. Look. It's unwatchable. It's unwatchable. Because yeah, I tried to watch talking, Dad, when that first came out. And it's unwatchable. It's like tried to watch talking dad when that first came out and it's it's unwatched Like whoa wasn't that seen great like yeah, it's pretty good scene Chris you're right

Yeah, we just saw the episode talking to actors about their project is my least ever thing in the world Okay, aside from professional athletes, you know, I gave him 110%, they gave him 110%, like that's really boring too. But when you talk to actors who really don't have a lot of input, if you love something and listen, I'm not an actor I know that that's a skill and a talent, but if you want to get excited about a project It's not because of the actor per se, it's because of the people who wrote it and directed it and added it There's all these other people who make something good. And for some reason, we always have to talk to the fucking actor who's just reading the script

and being told how to read it. Yeah. All right, that's fun. Well, if I can, Maya, Dax one is my sum up of the show. Oh, he had Dax on the show. Dax, yeah, so I picked Dax Shepherd's episodes because you had reviewed his podcast previously. Yeah.

And I kind of wanted to see that, you know, that meshing of, you know, one terrible podcast and a second also terrible podcast, maybe two negatives make a positive. Sure. Yeah, that's true, man. And so here's the, here's a thing with this podcast. It was such an incredibly fun chat, you know, oh God. It wasn't, it was not, I know.

We had to set something up like that. It's like, we're listening to your show. We're gonna hear it. Don't lie to me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna hear it. So if you tell me it's an amazing show and it's not, I'm gonna know you were like, yeah, well, that's the amazing thing.

So he, like you said, he does this deal where he comes into the top of the show. He like plugs all their merch and dies, go to our website, do all this shit. And then they play the theme song and then the podcast starts in like your show. You play the theme song, W ATP. We're in it. You know, my show. Hello, welcome back to here. We have this intro.

This is the way the Oh, no, no, no, no, I think it's something. I think it's the salt and sea. Is it the salt? I think so. They're not even on the microphone. No, they're just in the room. Yeah, they just, the record button was running. And I assume Chris Hardwick or whoever his editor was was sitting down was like, oh, this

is gold, Jerry Gold. And we're just going to fade that music right in and jump right into it. They're talking about Wolverine and some movie nobody's ever seen. This is gonna be fantastic. You know what's so annoying about that tab? The episode I listened to, they recorded in December. He put it out in March. Yes.

So it's not as if they're like, we gotta get this, we gotta get this out immediately. I don't care about anything. We gotta get this out, it doesn't matter. We gotta get it out to the people, they demand it. No, they spend four months editing this shit. And that's the thing leaving the show. Why?

He seems to be his MO because two of the episodes I listen to, he describes massive delays in releasing these episodes. So what I can only assume is that he's a touring comedian, he goes out, he sits down, he comes home, he sits down, he's a touring comedian. He goes out, he sits down, he gets, comes home, he sits down, he's like, he calls all his friends, produce a criss-comover record an episode, Carl Hamburg, come over record an episode, Vinnie Paulino, come over here and record an episode, records a bunch of episodes to like put in his back pocket. But I'm scrolling through his feed, he has no consistent release schedule. It's not even like he's,

he was doing weekly and then the pandemic hit. It's just kind of there was one episode that was 10 days apart. And then the next episode was like four days after that one. And now I think the number is two or three episodes. He's released this year. Yeah. So my Brian six is him talking about the delay on the Brian Pesain episode that I listened to. Admittedly, this was recorded several months ago, and I still have a couple that have just been pushed because I don't know, other ones come in that are like, this has to go up right now. And so I don't know. I don't have a really solid excuse.

All right. I have a clip that will piggyback that because him and Al are talking. Now him and Al are both 50 years old, which is fine. I'm not an ageist, but they both got into a point where they're like, I don't want to work real hard. I don't want to like be out there promoting myself too much. And they just talk about how like being lazy is pretty cool. I didn't put, you know, it's like you put this unnecessary stress on yourself that, you know, if you don't post for a week or two days, then it's like, that's all going to fall apart.

And I just think it's a big scam. Like, it doesn't, you know, like, it's fine if you don't. Yeah, I just don't know. I feel like I would rather feel calm and balanced rather than being able to say like, oh, I sold out this big venue. Yeah, I mean, I'd much rather not do anything too. That sounds like a great way to live your life, except for it's really not a good way if you're a creator to go about your life.

Well my decks, too, is him explaining that DAX Shepherd episode that he did, he recorded a whole year prior and all the reasons why. Okay. I'm just apologizing because we recorded this like a year ago. All right, I know. It was a year ago. But sometimes what happens in podcasting is you get an episode and it doesn't have a definitive like must go up at this date.

So what happens is you just hold on to it because you just have this fear like, I'm gonna run out, I'm gonna run out of guests some days or I'm gonna get sick or I'm gonna travel and then I'm not gonna be able to record and I'm gonna need to post something. So you kind of bank a really good episode for a rainy day. Oh, but if you're sitting out for a year,

it's not a really good episode. That's what I think I can guard fucking to you. If I'm dense, I'm pissed about this. I spent an hour in my time. Dex is times pretty valuable, I would say. And he doesn't put up the show for over a year. What if he wanted to promote a project he's working on? That's why celebrities go on podcasts to promote themselves.

If this guy's like, I'll probably put it out this decade. I don't know, we'll see. Yeah, I don't understand that. Oh, it doesn't really have a need to be released on any specific day. Like you record on Saturdays, the show releases on Sunday afternoon. Every Sunday. Yeah, we record somewhere between Monday and Wednesday, the show releases Thursday night. Like that's the day that it comes out.

Just why are you not in the habit of doing this? It doesn't make any fucking sense. And the thing is that he was, he was been holding off on this episode and the only reason why he got around to finally releasing it was because the week before they had done a new interview with Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard's wife. And he was like, oh, I guess we should go ahead and release this episode that I've been sitting on for a year. So that's my Dax III.

Yeah, I think that'd be kind of rude if you put out the opposite with the wife. And you're like, oh, right, I thought, I thought since Kristen went up last week, what a fun time to drop the DAX podcast. We do their both just wonderful, wonderful people. And I was very excited to sit down with them both. A year apart. Oh, the ass kissing on here too.

I'll get into some of that because I find it so obnoxious when celebrity talk about other celebrities projects and how amazing they all are. Yeah, as a celebrity, every other product that didn't work out well because when you think of these podcasts, everything's the most amazing thing

anyone's ever done. It's incredible. I can't believe it. The, with him releasing it right after the Kristen Bell episode, I imagine that like the two of them, Dax Shepherd and Kristen Bell drove over to his house to record on the same day. And he was like, Hey, Chris, did you ever release that episode? And Chris was like, Oh, no. Probably should.

I was kind of banking it for a day, like a week that maybe like I got cancer and couldn't do the show. So, Ted, you mentioned the Chris Hardwick just showed up out of nowhere one day. So I did a little research on this. Apparently he was a radio DJ and LA in the 90s. So this guy has radio chops. You think it'd be a good broadcaster. I always assume if you've been on the radio,

you're probably pretty good at broadcasting Listen, wait, wait, wait, you've always assumed that I used to assume that well How long you've been listening to opian stuttering John you just stop assuming that I'm gonna stop assuming that now It's a good point. I You what would one by thing? You'd be good at broadcasting if you put a thousand to five words on the radio So I'm just gonna play a clip from this intro part where he's talking about who the guest is gonna be and what's going on.

And listen for the crutches that are going on here. Just so that I can focus on the baby. Focus on Lydia who had a C-section, so she's also recovering as well. And, you know, and so maybe don't unsubscribe. How about that? And then, you know, I'll squeak out episodes when I can. If you know anything about me, you probably know that I feel horrible, that I can't do everything all at once. And I just so apologize. I hate letting people down.

I don't mean to disappoint you if you're a new listener, a long time listener, or whatever. But I just really want to be as present as I can as a parent and also as a partner. So thank you, thank you, thank you for understanding. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. For taking a little break. I can't say when exactly I'll resume, but hopefully soon. I have to say I never felt one way or another about Chris Hardwick. He's just kind of there.

But then when I listen to this, there's there's five minutes in the beginning of the show where he talks about He just had a baby and that's why this episode hasn't come out for four months and now this episode's coming out now amazing It is and how great everything is and I put together a super cut of the us and ums just from five minutes of an hour and a half log podcast um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um Yeah, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I was getting so frustrated and I wasn't putting on doing a super clipper or anything like that. And I'm listening to this. Why does this guy keep saying, oh, and, oh, what is this fucking problem? Does he know what he wants to say or not? How long does he take him to figure out what he wants to say? No, he doesn't know what he wants because he does know show prep. It's a sad.

And the Dak Shepherd episode, Dak Shepherd talks about, you know, Chris Hartnick is one of his first 10 guests. And when he had Chris on, he asked them all this advice because he's had this nervous ID-10T podcast since 2010. Like that's very early in the white cycle of podcasters, right? That's also one of the shocking things is like he's had this podcast has been out for 12 years. And it sounds like shit.

It sounds like he borrowed Patrick Michael's pocket recorder to record his little bumpers. I was shocked to find that. Actually, it does sound like Patrick Michael named the show. He renamed his show that everyone knew and made it impossible to find. That is very petty sea cubs. Yeah. So when he, when Dax Shepard was on, he was like complimenting Chris. Chris, you gave me all this great advice. And I, so I have a package of this advice. Dax Shepard was on he was like complimenting Chris here Chris you gave me all this great advice

And I so I have a package of this advice Dax nine and you gave me a couple of great pieces of advice that I have implemented Not fully but in the way that's safe for me So one thing you said to me was don't research your suggestion was don't research The one thing you said to me was, don't research. Your suggestion was don't research. I can't hear that. Are you sure you're gonna advice from Stuttering John? Don't do any prep work at all.

He would have. He made a kind of a good point in that you don't want to like research someone and then try and get them to tell you everything you research because then you're not involved in the conversation. But to not do any research, like someone shows up and just like, oh, so why are you famous and why are you on my podcast? Yeah. Doesn't make any sense.

So he has no idea. He doesn't even have a structure of a plan or a list of questions. You know, we should on Patrick Michael for his shows. But like, do you party has a format? Have you ever party in the dark? Have you ever, you know, do you ever go parties or whatever? What, you go to RVs?

Ha ha ha ha. I've got about that. He has these questions he can ask. And Chris Hardwick, you know, if you did a little bit of research, when you hit those pauses where you don't know what to talk about Dex, or when you're trying to inject your stupid opinion into things, you could have a pointer, a note card,

of maybe I should do this, but he doesn't. He's just sitting there and having a letting a conversation happen and then putting it on the internet and just raking in money, because these things are riddled with ads. I didn't really cut many ads, but there's like 90 seconds ads at the beginning and then two separate times during the show, it'll be talking about something and like,

Ha ha ha, this episode is brought to you by Audible. Visit audible.com slash nerdism. You're just like, holy shit, came out of nowhere. For the record, this episode is not brought to you by Audible. Those people can go fuck themselves. I lost them too, I want to bring this episode to you, in which case they're a fine company. Exactly.

And then so moving on from, don't do research. I've literally had advertisers want to do advertising on my show and then we negotiate how we're going to do it. And then they come back and like, actually, because you rip on ads on other shows, they don't want to advertise on your show, like, oh shit, keep my my mouth shut should I. And the other thing about bandscape. Sorry go ahead, Deb. Another thing that my next step in his advice is a DAX 10 talking about how the podcast began and how what they've learned since the beginning of the DAX Shepard podcast. If that's what's learned on a podcast, he should listen to the episode where I reviewed Dax Shepard's podcast.

I gave a shit ton of good advice to him, but okay. Also, when you did the show, we didn't edit. So when you were on the show, anytime there was 12 seconds of silence, I'm panning. So don't do any prep work and don't do anything in post. That's his advice. He's your terrible intelligence. Chris Ardwick did advise him to do some editing.

So evidently, he didn't take his own advice on that one, because then Dex Shepard goes on to say like, yeah, I learned that we can cut the silence out of the podcast, and I don't have to just constantly race into the next topic. Like, oh, no fucking way. How did you learn this? How many episodes did you do before you figured out that you can go in there, select that little section of silence and hit the delete button, and then, oh my god, it's like it's not even there.

Don't tell Patrick Michael about that. No, definitely not. I'm sure not. His episode's quite a bit. But editing his May, Dax Shepard's life a lot better with Dax 11. Oh good. You know, once I incorporated that, we added, then for me, the pressure of having wall-to-wall stuff

went down and then I could get a less, less controlling about the whole conversation. And that's helped a ton. Once we incorporated that you can edit, like, can I just hit this real quick? No shit, you're a, no shit! Where you, so you, what you're saying is that knowing that you'll edit things in post makes it so

that your show's gonna be better? Yeah. Yup, that's correct. Jesus. Wow, all right, let me get back to my show real quick because real quick, the last thing from this preamble that Chris Hardwick does, he does this weird fake laughter thing. Listen carefully, he's talking about how,

in their conversation, they talk about how, I guess, Elle's kind of done doing standup, and Chris is like, well, you know, I've been doing standup a long time, and I'm not done yet. But I actually am gonna do standup again this fall, so I'm not quitting yet. But I actually am gonna do stand up again this fall. So I'm not quitting stand up, but... Why are you laughing?

So I listen to the show No Agenda, and when they play clips like that, they call that a towel. There's something going on there. It's not funny what he's saying. So why is he like, oh, you know how so many do it stand up this fall. Does your stand-up suck? Are you embarrassed by your stand-up? Why are you giggling about that? I'm confused.

He does that a lot. And it's, it was through all three episodes I listened to. The episode you did, he does this. He has this like uncomfortable laughter when he'll talk about himself. I think it's, I think it's tell, because he seems to be very neurotic in what they were talking about. He's got all these demons of perfectionism. Yeah, one of the things that I know about Chris Hardwick is that he's a self-proclaimed alcoholic, and I think in 2003,

he switched from alcohol to workahol. And he became a full-blown workaholic, which I promise you, I will never do. Well, you just did the opposite. Yeah, I'm doing the opposite of that. Yeah. I went from working too many hours and drinking too much. And it's way more fun.

All right, so he brings on El Madagal and it starts off the connections. Not great. There's a little bit of distortion as yeah, maybe you've heard from like Skype calls and things in the past. Hello. Oh, no. Uh,

uh, uh, uh, this is exactly what I feared. Al Madrigal's been taken over by robots. Okay, so it sounds like shit. That's fine. Again, could have taken that out and posed

and just started to win the connection got good and gone with it. But I think the reason why he didn't is because he started to riffing on that. And boy, Chris has got some good robot riffing going out here. Well, look, you sounded like a cool robot. So, yeah, I think maybe it's a great

Al Madrigal's become a supervillain. He's like got struck by lightning while putting in a Wi-Fi range extender. It gave him a computer brain. Now he is just a robot. He's a robot. There's been no laughs. What do you mean?

I'm not. It's called Jerry Colt. Put that in the act, Chris. We're gonna be back on the back on the phone, you say? Can we get tickets to that? I hope he's coming to Western New York. He probably is. And then he's just going to have to interview him for comedy The Carlson.

Oh, that would be amazing. So my friend Carl does a show called Who Are These Podcasts? Have you ever heard of them? Yes, we have heard of him. All right, so then they're talking about self-driving cars. And Chris is like, you know, I don't know about that, because technology can be a little iffy. And listen to this improv.

You know, technology is too fallible, and it's still, you know, like it's too a degree, it's still like befriending a bear. But it's like, yeah, the bear might be cool to you, but it also might rip your guts out, you know? And I sort of feel like that's technology, like. Well, that's retarded. Technology is like a bear.

It might be friends with you. Like what? Like a, a, a, a bear. It might be friends with you. Like what? Gentle Ben. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Technology is nothing like a bear. It's like doing a polar opposite of a bear. Oh, whoa.

It's like a polar bear. So that's the metaphor we're going for here. See what I'm doing. All right. What else did you pick up on, Deb? I thought it was very funny. Dax Shepherd was talking, they had him start telling him about his podcast. So, uh, Dax Seven is him asking him some info about it, about the Dax Shepherd show, whatever the fuck it's called.

But let's talk a little bit about your podcast because I want to hear what you've learned in this last almost year, you know, because again your show grew meteorically. You have fantastic guests and the depth of the conversation is great. Your mediocre show grew meteorically. Dak Shepherds like, yeah, I started talking about how blessed he is and that he's worked on all these projects that kind of went nowhere and this one is finally starting to grow. And he can't put words to why.

And that's my DAX 8. It's very foreign for me to put in much less time and that have my very first kind of hugely successful thing. I've never really been in movies that were hugely successful. I've never. So this is the most unique feeling I've never really been in movies that were hugely successful. I've never, so this is the most unique feeling I've ever had. I mean, it blows my mind that so many people listen to it.

Yeah, they listen because you have big celebrities on talking about celebrity shit and we live in a celebrity addicted culture where that gets a bunch of white women to download your podcast and play it in the car while they kind of do their makeup and don't pay attention to other things.

Like, that's why your podcast is successful. It has nothing, you did nothing to create this. You just recreated the same fucking format, the Chris Hardwick has right now, to be a magical podcast man. Also, Dex, give yourself some credit. You did marry someone who's actually very successful as people actually are fans of. Let's not forget what Dex biggest accomplishment is, Every self-suffering credit, you did marry someone who's actually very successful and people

actually are fans of. Let's not forget what Dex biggest accomplishment is and that is marrying Kristen Bout. I mean, give yourself some credit right there. Yeah, your movies all suck and everything you've done hasn't really worked out all that well. But you did marry a very famous, very attractive person and for that, it's something. Another good one, I know you're a big Star Wars fan. You got all that Chachkey Star Wars shit behind you. I've never seen any of the movies myself.

So, I'm sorry. But he had Brian Pesano. And Brian Pesano is like, I would describe him as a metal comedian and then he's a comedian that's in the metal and kind of awkward nerd stuff. He talks about Star Wars. And so they start talking about Star Wars is a metal comedian and then he's a comedian that's in the metal and kind of awkward nerd stuff. He talks about Star Wars. And so they start talking about Star Wars and Chris Hardwick asked this, my Brian nine

clip. Do you think we're in, is there a, is there a glut of Star Wars now or are you of the mindset of like, no, more the more Star Wars, the better? Or do you like, yeah, maybe a little too much? What do you think, Carl? Are we in a glut of Star Wars? We're in too much Star Wars. To the point where Disney who spent four billion was it on the Star

Wars franchise, even they were like, we got to pump the brakes. They literally stopped projects that they had in motion because they're like, guys, we're putting out too much fucking Star Wars got that and it got a socks. That fucking boba fat thing. Well, I know they've got an Obi-Wan series coming out that they're very excited about. Look at Ford and that. Well, you know, Brian P an Obi-Wan series coming out that they're very excited about. Look at Ford and that. Well, you know, Brian Persain comedian, his famous for shitting on the prequels, famous for all that kind of stuff. He come, his answer is Brian 10.

And the more, the better. As long as it's well done. And that, I'm not one of the guys that hate it so, though, I actually dug it. And I was anti before it. Hold on a second. I'm pausing it real quick because he goes the more the better as long as it's well done. That's what the question is.

Are they probably not too much shit? It's not well done, the answer is yes. I've come way, I mean, I've matured a lot about my nerdiness and part of it is when you see all the hateful nerds on, you know, online, you just go, I don't wanna be that dude and maybe I was that dude. Okay.

Spoiler, he was that dude. Yeah. Brian Seven, he was funnier when he was riffing out to the side. Brian Seven is, he tells the story from his youth when he was into the band Def Leopard. And as we all know, what has seven arms and socks? Def Leopard.

I mean, what I hated was was I was a big Def leopard fan till the third record and then the third record came out and my whole school loved it. Because it was real poppy, that was that was Pyramania. And I was like fuck you guys, like I enjoy as the shit that's been turned on me. And you know, and the outlet jokes who listen to you guys betrayed me, deaf leopard you went mainstream and you betrayed me, but don't

hit on stars. Don't be an angry video game nerd with Star Wars. All right. That's a good point. I have to say the producer Chris, I've actually had this conversation about deaf leopard that they were like an AC DC style band. When they first came out, produced by the same guy. Yeah. Yeah. It was hard rock and had that sound to it. And then all of a sudden, they got into these love balance right away. What's the fuck just happening here?

Why are we pouring sugar on who? What's happening? That's enough of my death leopard material. That's a bonus episode. I've run out of death leopard material. I still got more death leopard material. Brian, he's like crying out in his youth. His youthful Brian is there crying about how death leopard was stolen from him.

So my junior year, I was still taking the school bus and like bringing a boom box on the bus. This is so 80s it was. And I would play. I played Pyramanian when it first came out and people are like, turn that off, turn that off. And by the end of the year, everybody was wearing those union jack t-shirts from Pyramanian. Yeah.

It was just that's what really made the like F you like. So can you not draw the line? Can you not see how Star Wars fans could possibly feel the way you felt about Pyramanian? I mean, like it's a good point. The franchise was kind of this thing. It was more generally accepted than say Star Trek, but it was kind of a niche thing. And then a discorporation took it, pumped it up to 11, sent it back to you. And now everyone's like, oh, I love Star Wars.

I'm wearing my BB-8 T-shirt and my fucking Disney Land hat. And I got to go to see the new Disney World section and all this shit. You can't see how those people are kind of frustrated. This thing, this personal them was taken by the mainstream and like perverted. You can't draw that parallel at all. So what you're saying is, is Empire Strikes Back is like high and dry, right? Like, but it was really good. We all really liked that.

And now, yeah, I see what you're saying there. All right, let's get, let's get into this conversation with Al Madagal, who's, he goes into like this old joke he used to tell. It was part of his routine where he's talking about this guy who didn't make it to the Super Bowl. And you listen to Chris, he picks up on the wrong part of it and tries to make a conversation out of it that's not really the point at all. Paul Allen wasn't there because his yacht

crashed into a protected reef. Oh, yeah, I said that, like, don't you hate when that happens? All right, guys, can I have a bitch? And also, by the way, you know, like, the type of yacht that Paul Allen has is really like a cruise ship. Like, it's probably not, isn't it? Doesn't he have like one of the, isn't it like the record for like,

oh, it's not even like a yacht anymore. It's like a, it's not quite an aircraft carrier, but it's not a, but it's even beyond what you would picture a yacht being. Yeah, and also, doesn't that guys yacht really big? Yeah, it is. It's a yacht. I think we're gonna have a carol.

Oh, it's like a cruise ship. Like some people might even say, like it's a really big boat. Like a yacht. Like a big yacht. Okay. So then because these guys have not been doing stand up for years because of the pandemic and everything like that, it's obviously they're just going to start doing bits. You know, we're just going to spend this whole time doing bits. I haven't been on stage

in almost two years. They do no bits. I went to this entire podcast. There are no bits to be had. And for some reason, Chris thinks that he's just naturally comedic and that conversations that he has are just funny because he's having them. Maybe I'll probably, maybe I'm a little more, you know, like comedic in conversations than I used to be

because I still have that gene. Oh, he's got the comedy gene, does he? Yeah, he's, I'm conversationaly funny, even, I can't, I just can't turn it off. I'm such a personality. Yeah, that's what he was saying. I want to check it. Yeah, I was just born with this natural talent. I can't stop being entertaining and hilarious.

I'm starting to draw more and more of a comparison to this guy and Patrick Michael. Yeah, seriously, like, you know, you can't do a show that sucks while explaining how great you are at the same time. Patrick Michael can. There's, yeah, there's this weird cognitive dissonance that happens with the audience that goes, well, he says he's really good at this, but I'm not enjoying it, and it's not good. So what's going on here? Where's the disconnect? Are you gonna believe? Are you gonna believe yourself?

I mean, that's really what comes down to Chris Hardwick. The only thing he's good at is being a fluffer. Like he's basically a professional floppery. He does these shows where he, I mean, that's this show. Oh, Dak Shepherd, your podcast is just so, so great. It's just great, great, great, great. Nothing but great. Al Madrigal, Madrigal, yeah.

What up? Your podcast is so great. Your stand up so great. It's just great, great, great, great. Nothing but great. Al Madrigal, Madrigal. Yeah. What? Your podcast is so great. Your, your stand up so great. I just, I love talking to you. John Cleese, your book was so great. I wrote all these notes like a college. Just he's just like fucking, he's got to have iron knees to be on down sucking that much. I have an example. I have an example of this. Elle's got a comic book coming out that he's very excited about. And he gives us the entire explanation of it. And listen to you, this is a longer clip,

but he goes through the entire backstory of this comic that he's promoting, which again, a reason why you'd want to put the podcast out within like, I don't know, a week or two, if you're the guy promoting a lot of coming project, yeah. It's probably already failed this thing that we're talking about. But just listen to Chris at the idea. Oh, it's, you know, it's, it really is cool because I don't think you've seen anything

like it before because everything has to do with their family tree. So it's almost like they can access this Mayan Cerebro and they see that this kid that they find in South LA, that's a skateboarder that just took drugs at a party is the world's most powerful shaman. And he is in a line of shaman's that's the infinite number of firstborn. So his mother was a firstborn, something that he'd have no idea, but he knew from the first

mother was in a first, and that's what gives him this power. And so all he needs is an artifact to really, many's been having weird dreams the entire time. So we have him, a Mexico City cop, and this El Paso should have a border freedom fighter that's in a difficult spot only finder. And they have to stop their evil uncle and that's their origin story.

So it's really like Primos assemble. And then we sort of get them set up from there. And so I'm excited how this sort of continues. And then there's an infinite number of possibilities. So we set up our super villain and you know, there. Oh man, this sounds amazing. Right. We did that.

That's an amazing. Okay, but like, so what's the interesting part? That sounds, yeah, that sounds retarded. That sounds. And then Chris, three or four minutes after that, decides to really start selling this hard. And then you lay out what just sounds like this fucking amazing. I mean, everything you said just sounds fucking awesome and it really came from this authentic place

to wanna make the world better. But then on top of that, to make like a cool thing, to do that, like what more could, I don't know, when we think about our careers, it's like, what else could you want? Like that's exactly what you wanna do. Chris, calm down, it's not that good of an idea. He is getting so high pitched in that, like OP,

just, and he has no idea what the comic is anymore. Like that information is complete. It's just so great. What you're doing here. So it's so great. There's a skateboarding shaman who has to beat up as evil uncle. Like this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of my life. It Chris Hardwick's like,

it's stupid. Derivative boring nonsense. Well, let's find out why he wrote this comic book. Yeah, there's no, because there's, another thing is there's no Latinos in show business at all. Like I'm not sure if you see any of like the UCLA studies or the Annemburgs. Oh, my God, it's really bad. It's what led to me to doing this comic book. There's no Latinos in Hollywood.

No, no. He did, is he wrote a comic book? Well, that's not solving anything. Well, what's funny is he goes on to list some like famous Mexican characters, Latino characters. And one of them is America Chavez, who is one of the main characters in the new Doctor Strange movie that's out right now.

She's like the first, I don't know. Anyway, but then he just writes her off because she's like, well, she's from another universe. So she doesn't really count. Like, what the fuck? How was that, Kyle? Also, I watched Better Call Saul

and it seemed like half a Hollywood as Latino. Because if you look at. Cause I'm sure. Am I off on a curky? Those, those, those are all local, you know, non-union actors. They got for that. They're not, they're not in Hollywood. That's why that one doesn't count. I'm sure he's got to reason why, why, why he can just discount other things to be

this is the first. And well, the other thing that our friend, Elle, does is he ruins the conversation by talking about his dad dying of cancer. And what I like about this is Chris Hardwick, who, as you mentioned, started podcasting in 2010. He's been doing it as long as anyone. And Chris is going to explain to us what podcasting is. No, no, I think that kept him alive.

I think he made a goal of wanting to see my brother's daughter born. And that was his last thing. I swear it was crazy. That's exactly what happened. I didn't mean to make the return that it got really sad all of a sudden. It's a podcast, Alan.

It can be funny and dippy and sad and all of those things, but it's also very, it's also just a good, and maybe I'm just sort of at that point in my life where it's like, yeah, I guess, you don't live forever, you know. All right. So Chris, I'm going to just give you some information here. I've been podcasting as long as you have, but what a podcast should be is entertaining. When you explain it, oh yeah, it could be boring, it's stupid, it's ridiculous, like, no, it can't be is entertaining. When you explain, oh yeah, it could be boring, it's stupid, it's ridiculous, like no,

it can't be any of those things. It should be entertaining. This conversation you're having with your friend about nothing is not the next sign felt. I could promise you that. They say sign felt to show about nothing, but that's just people that don't understand it. Like the narratives are so intertwined and complex

to pay off the jokes. The fact that like George and it. Like the narratives are so intertwined and complex to pay off the jokes. The fact that like George and Jerry sit in the booth and have a little mundane conversation that's not germane to anything, that's not the show. That's like a funny bit, but that's not what the show is. That's why your podcast sucks because you're just doing the Jerry and George waiting for their fucking sandwiches to come. Right. And it doesn't intersect at the end.

And it'd give you that amazing path. You're like, oh, these shit. How do they write all this? Yes. Correct. Yeah. It's very different. These people are just the worst.

Talking about actors giving advice on life and things. Yeah. It's one of the things that drives me nuts is that, uh, I understand, you know, from my perspective, they live a blessed life. Like, you know, this life of being a fortune, you make all this money, you get to marry Kristen Bell. Uh, it's, and so to Chris Hardwick, by the way, he's not doing too bad. He married a girl who's like 13 years younger than him and a super model. And, uh, she's part of the Hurst family. So she's probably a billionaire. He's doing all right, though. Yeah. So, you know, everybody has their struggles and like we're all fighting

our own battle and all that like mumbo jumbo mindfulness bullshit. But one thing I can't stand is when actors try and like talk about how terrible their lives are. Despite the fact that they were trying to make their lives seem mundane, because they have no frame of reference for regular people. So my DAX 12, they're talking about how our lives are just kind of this meaningless thing of work. And sure, that's true if your job is to go play for 10 for six hours a day. But for a lot of us, our days of working are like getting earning money so we can pay bills and like afford to, you know, be able to eat or pay for our kids to go to school and that kind of shit.

And so we're not really just killing time between things and think we're self-important. So play my, I click, DAX 12. Flying saying that I hope I created that I kind of say to myself as a mantra is just like we're just all monkeys trying to stay busy till we die. That's really how important it all is. Yeah. It's so frustrating. I hate that these people want to give out all this advice

on how to live your life. And they're constantly talking about the struggle. I pointed this out with Amy Schumer and Howard Stern with those two we're talking about how tough their lives are every day such a struggle. Like, oh, right, your butler Cohen's sick, what are you talking about? You have a chef that lives in your house with you. How tough could this be? That's the thing with like Howard Stern is that he played himself as the victim for so

many years. Yeah. And then now he's like, he's the number one name and media and he's still got to be like, Oh, the FCC is trying to get me. But anyway, Chris Hardwick tries to tag that monkey bit with his own joke. Oh, God. Stomps all over Dax's point and none of it's funny. And that's my, Dax 13. If you were in a spaceship watching us, you'd be like, Oh my God, how cute they made little cars. They drive. Look, he thinks he's, they're all, they're all racing.

Some place and when only person laughing at that's Chris Hardwick. Yeah. Oh, God, he's missing the point. Yeah, of what the guests has tried to explain to him. Oh, he's just a worthless human being. Well, let's talk about Chris's very boring observation about comedy.

So Chris is talking about how comedy is the only art form that people who go out to see just because it's comedy. They don't know the performers, but they're like, oh, it's kind of like comedy. I'll just go to the show and I fucking hate when comedians talk about comedy because they always put together these parallels that are not good observations at all and don't make any sense. That's what's funny about people show up, they didn't know what they were gonna see.

And they're like, yeah, I don't know, I didn't really, like, you know, it's like, oh yeah, because comedy is not just one thing, you know, like, and I think people always think of it as one thing. I wouldn't say it has as many sub genres as music, but it has quite a lot of sub genres and as unique as the many voices that populate the landscape of Santa Comety, but it is kind of funny that people are,

you know, like, oh, I didn't really, yeah, because you have a certain thing that you like and this, you didn't know what this was and it didn't meet the expectations that you had as, you know, it's like if you went to see a band and you're like, I like, I really like country music, but I didn't like this jazz band. Like, oh, yeah, well, you didn't like jazz. Like, I don't, what do you, of course, that's no one's wrong. You just, it was just a weird match. That's all.

No one's wrong. What a hot fucking tank. Could somebody shit on his act? What happened? Seriously, that is the most mundane take I've ever heard about. Well, it's terrible. It's a terrible metaphor because like, yeah, music has all these sub genres and maybe you don't like jazz and I don't like country music. But you can kind of appreciate what they're doing if you don't want to listen to it.

Comedy, if you're not laughing, it's not working. That's not good. Right. Yeah. Like, there's a really good metric, you know, you could basically put a VU meter there in the front of the stage and the higher that needle goes, the better you're at comedy you are. So, if you're doing it right now, he's going, see, I just get the wrong people coming to

my show. That's where audience participation comes in. Yeah. I'm a jazz musician. They like country music. That's what the problem is. Yeah. And, but that's not the case at all

because you can have like dark comedy or self deprecating comedy or knock knock jokes or one-liners, but they're all kind of judged on that same are people laughing. Yes, Mitch Hedberg and Ryan Riegan are two very, very different comics, but when you see them live, they both make you laugh, so they're both good. When you see them live, they're both, they both make you laugh

so they're both good. When you see that later that did in it, you're not laughing so it's not good. Maybe you just don't get that type of style of comedy, dad. Maybe that's just not your thing. All right, this is the last clip that I want to play from, from my clips here. And this is just L, pretty much explaining that he's over it. He is done with being in comedy. He doesn't care about it at all. Rather than do a 945 spot at the comedy store,

I would much rather be on my couch watching below deck Mediterranean with my wife and daughter, heckling Captain Sandy. All right, then why are you doing a podcast right now? Like what are you promoting? What are you talking about? You're gonna be sitting up watching. He's got to get that comic book. He's got to get it out right now. That's true.

That's true. You know, in seven weeks or seven months when this episode comes out, it'll have been long since done. That comic book is gonna suck. Shack is banging on this promotion. Yeah. He's like, it's all, we're all set.

I'm on ID 10T. So we'll be fine. The biggest podcast in the world. Why don't we go and work out? The podcast didn't drop. We were expecting it to drop into supper. The shareholder meeting. We were blaming the failure of this comic book. All right, go ahead, Dad.

What else did you pick up on from this? So in the beginning of the show, he does that whole intro and in it, he plugs like their merchandise and then he plugs this board where you can post things and then he'll read them on the podcast. And it kind of seems like if I had my comic book and I wanted to sell my comic book, rather than appearing on his show, it'd be better to just put it in this board and hope he reads it because he seems to do those bumpers like within the week to the episode he airs as opposed to seven months ago.

So, no of the things they advertised were seemed worthwhile of doing anything with. One of them was the song parodies. And I cut out all the actual plugs, so no one can chase this shit down. Okay. But my Brian three are someone, someone has, is writing song parodies and they're so good,

they think they're gonna make it. For a while I've been noticing, I have to censor myself when singing my favorite songs around my kids because of the inappropriate content. So I started making up new comical lyrics to replace any offensive content. They were such it with my family and friends that I started posting them on YouTube. Oh, boy. They were such a hit with your family and friends that they were just like, wow, these are so good. You're the next weird al yank of it. You're going to make it big.

So unfortunately, he didn't just leave this to our imaginations. He sent us some of his sample lyrics, Brian four. What I got by sublime, I replace, I got a Dalmatian, I can still get high, I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot with I got a Dalmatian, I can give high fives, I can play the guitar like your mother fighting rabbits. Ah, holy shit. I mean, it's very clever. Don't get me wrong. I mean, wow. How do you come up with that? We've all done that. Like we've all been driving the car and you kind of make up the words to differently. You shouldn't be posting this on YouTube.

You shouldn't be getting Chris Harbick to plug this. There's people who do it well that that lip sync channel on YouTube where they recreate the songs and they change the lyrics, but it looks like the people are saying that. Yes, that's actually well done. What he just did is like what children do. The opposite. I just want to play one more. I know I'm going to play two more.

So they're kind of, they're kind of left-wing people. Sure, Hollywood. And what I found really funny was listening to them, I couldn't find again, in the John Cleese episode, they took like five minutes to shit on experts. And I thought that was hilarious. They're like, oh yeah, you can't really trust experts and all this stuff, because these are,

I was listening to some older episodes. But in the Dak Shepherd episode, Dak tells this story, which I think he has completely wrong. But basically, he's saying that men and women are not equal. Dak's five. Or just even the notion that we up until very recently, you know, that they did not do clinical trials with females. Did you know this?

I had no idea that this was it was a 60 minute segment, which was fascinating. What they started, thank you for having, thank you Fred Morris. That's the clock. Women were having this anordinately strong reaction to ambient, which was curious. They were at a much higher rate blocking out going to the storm by in candy, all these weird things that are now associated with too much ambient. Right. And what they figured out is that women, for whatever reason, chemically react twice as strong as men do. So their dosage has to be half of what men do.

And so they didn't know clinical trials. And they didn't know it because they don't do clinical trials with women because the longstanding explanation is that women have a period once a month, which makes them bad test subjects. So I'd like to report this podcast for misinformation for saying that men and women can't take equal amounts of ambient because somehow women are weaker than men. Frankly, it's disgusting. Wait, hold on a second. Are you telling me they've never done a clinical trial with women? Is that what he just said? That is what he just said. That's so stupid.

I can't even begin to explain how stupid that is. There are so many drugs and medicines out there for women. Of course women are in clinical trials for. I think he must have like 60 minutes was on somewhere at someone else's house. And he just was like, wow, this is kind of interesting. Anyway, you know, while I do know that they didn't test the vaccines. I'm pregnant women. Are we still on YouTube?

What just happened? So, and then my Brian 11, Brian Pasein is talking about not wanting to be an angry fanboy. And once again, goes into a time that he was an angry fanboy. And I'll go ahead and let you play this. And then I'll start giving you the corrections. You know, I remember being mad at like, and not for a racist reason, but like daredevil casting, you know, like when Kingpin was cast. And now looking back on that, it's like, I don't want to be the piece of shit who says,

no, that Vingraim shouldn't play the kingpin, right? What do I mean? Like, so not for a racist reason, which is always what you prefer something you're doing for a non-races reason. I like, you know, well, not for a racist reason, but, you know, I prefer a racist peanut butter cups to snickers, like, what? Excuse me. But then also the actor that was cast to play Kingpin in the Daredevil movie with Ben Affleck was Michael Clark Duncan, not Ving Rames. I know they're both large bald black men, but they are not the same person.

So it's kind of undercutting your point there. To be able to get it. To be able to save to Brighton save me. Jesus Christ. Yeah. It's just like, by the way, I want to point out something, Tab. I know that you're from Tulsa, so you might not agree with me, but I am a huge hockey fan, not

for a racist reason. Not for, I just enjoy hockey. Yeah. I, that's one of those things where after I said it, I would have gone, oh, you know what? Hey, Chris, could you maybe not put that in the podcast? Could you get your editor to sometime in the next seven and a half months, just take that little 90 seconds out, make it disappear. Not for, not for racist reasons. All right, tab, you listed it way too much of ID, Tantee, and we do appreciate that. And I do have to move on because something happened at radio gunk this week.

Did you happen to see this episode of Radio Gunk with Stuttering John on it? I did not, because I wanted to wait for your expert insight. Perfect. I also want to bring on the show our friend Shule Egar What's happening Shule? I haven't heard anything. I'm so excited. Let's get into it Hey! Hey! Hey!

Woo! Gaki! Yeah! All right, I'm gonna start off with an old clip because we've been doing this thing. We've been playing these older clips. And it's funny because on the creep off with Vinnie Paulino, we did a story on this last episode where a guy got arrested in the UK for giving women a roof over their head in exchange for sex.

It was sex-ferrant. Was the issue. And there's this Apple marriage as well. Yeah. Except when you're pimping them out to people. But Suddory Judd also had this idea and talked about it on his show. Thank you, Michael Perry for your $2 for some facial scrub.

You know what, I haven't shaved and I don't plan on it and I don't care because I'm going to get on my Harley, go meet this, go meet this black chick and just say, well, look, if you're going to live in my place, you know, you're going to give it up like two or three times a week, right? Class act. Two or three times a week. That is the definition of slum lord right there. Well, not in a racist way, but he's got this black chick that he's going to live with

him at his house. And not in a racist way, but he's going to give it up. You're going to go. You're a black chick. Come on. All right. So John went on Monique Show Radio gong for an interview with her and Shulee, I get dragged to the mud. You get dragged through the mud.

Somebody sent me a message and they go, all he talks about is you and Kevin. And I'm going, who the fuck is Kevin? So all right, let's talk about this. They start off. John's talking about he had a date the night before. He's out in Florida. He had a date the night before with a 60 year old woman. I don't know what happened to that.

Vietnames girl friend he had. Remember that? That was short lived. He was all proud of himself. Was that the signature? Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Other than a 90 year old, who's bragged about a hot date with a 60 year old

Maybe she's taking him to the poem a curtain show the next night. Oh, yeah, so he's all proud of that too Which one? All right, so let's talk about the fact that someone like me would have such an obsession with the stuttering job. I will say, can you have a scene such a scary obsession with one person in your life? I don't really understand the obsession with you. Some parts of me do. I know I'm good looking.

I know that. I gotta tell you, there's a curious... Could it be children's lovers? Good looking, I know that. I gotta tell you, there's a curious, good of being stupid lovers. No, I think it's more the, they're waiting to see you crash and fucking burn. I mean, there's this gentleman, you're like, you're like the car swerving on the wrong side of the traffic and everybody's stopping to wait and see

when you fucking do a head-on collision with a tractor. That's basically- You know what's true? Alright, I want to point out, if you ever seen someone obsessed with someone like this, Monique's entire career is based on the Howard Stern Show and Howard Stern specifically. She does the show every week about Howard Stern. She's like, I don't get it either, John, I don't know, these people are obsessed. That's why you're there. It's dirt. She's like, I don't get it either, John. I don't know. These people are obsessed while you're there. They are human GPS for everything Howard's life is attached to. Like

they know where his daughters live. They know what they do. They know, you know, it's, it's psychotic. And to sit here and she's like, they want to see you crash and burn. You're one of them. What are you talking about? They. Yes. You have a morgue seat for this. Yeah, you have them on because you know he's going to crash and burn. Like, get the fuck out of here.

So then John goes on to talk about how they don't boo nobody's fucking loves that line for whatever reason. He just can't just over God. Sorry. That's not true at all because Vic got booed quite heavily and so absolutely nobody's do get booed.

He brings up a very good flight. There were two shows that we did in Nashville on Saturday and I believe she got booed at both of them. They don't move, nobody's. Yeah. All right. So John interrupts Monique to talk about me right away. You know, I don't have a problem with all of that. But I'll tell you what I do have a problem with if I can just because I don't really give a fuck.

I'm going to say whatever I want. It's this guy. And you know, I always give you whatever. Kevin from Why Do We Podcast? You know, this show that, you know, and I've never watched this show. Okay. First off, because we're going to talk about this a lot. So I might as well just address it right now. His friend, his friend, Tony Michaels decided to call me Kevin from Why Do We Podcast. And John is last time this like it's his joke.

He's so proud because he doesn't write jokes. So this is now his joke because he's taking it. And like every joke he takes from some place or something, he milks it dry and buries it into the ground. Yeah, he ruins it. He says it over and over and over again. Is it like I'm going to be a friend because he calls me Kevin. Oh, man, John's really burning me good.

What a shot. Yeah. And I've never watched their show. Okay, but then I just show that it's dedicated to me. You know, what 45 minutes every single show? That's fine. And I don't really care. Hey, don't me.

I really don't care. Yeah, he doesn't. The thing I don't really care. Hey, don't be all you, I really don't care. Yeah, he does. The thing I do care about is he posts the audio book of my book, which I own the copyright from. Yeah. He posts things on my beer in the back and he was bought behind my paywall. Yeah.

You know, that's, you know, that's my content. And he posts that as if it's his own and charges money. Bullshit! Do I post it as if it's my own? I would never ever do that, John. I wouldn't be where I am today if I was posting your materials if it were my own. Hey, check out this book guy, Ron,

about me being on Howard Sterns' show. Is it that Cedar John's book? No, no, no, it's mine, I swear. I just go in and change the name. If I could just circle back to the beginning of this rant where he cuts off Monique and he goes, look, I'm just going to say whatever I want to say as if he's under oath at some Senate hearing and he's going off book. And then, you know, his whole, the whole wrap of like, this doesn't bother me.

None of this bothers me. I'm bigger than this. And then it's all he can talk about. It is phenomenal. Yeah, I love that. He goes back and forth throughout this entire, this is almost an hour and a half. He goes back and forth between, I don't care.

And Carl has got some problems I had for him. And- Here's what you should care about, John, the fact that you are providing enough content to do 45 minutes a week on this. Yeah, and by the way, Julie, we're gonna start doing two shows a week, starting in June, because I can't get to all this shit.

He did another hour with Tony Michaels and Gabe from his show yesterday. I can't even get to that. There's too much to talk about already. So it's like, it's like going to a garbage dump. You ever been to a garbage dump? Yeah. There's garbage everywhere.

You know why? Because there's so much they can't get it all. They can't show us like a garbage dump. It stinks. All right. So this is, he goes right into how much money we make on Patreon. And this is what's really grinding his gears. He's been talking about this non-stop.

Someone must have sent him a link or something. He's like, what the fuck this guy's making a living out of this? He's really upset about it. And he makes between $7,000 and $10,000 a month. Wow. And almost every single show is where he breaches my coffee right and posts on that is an issue. I really got him to take down four or five for now. Well, now, well, I'm also post with this show that I'm doing tomorrow, the LCS podcast. So he posts all those. That's not so happy about

it. So Kevin is treading in in waters that I wouldn't tread it. You're a dangerous lot. I'm sure you're going to call me. Hold on, I'm going to turn my phone off. Fucking phone. What the fuck is he saying? I'm not learning to turn your fucking phone off, John. I'll never understand. Jesus Christ. Like five years ago, people were calling you during the shows. Put the

fucking phone on vibrate and leave it there for the rest of your fucking life. Fuck. Yeah. This is the guy. This is the guy that movie theaters are like, be sure to turn your phone off. Like yeah, I put my phone on silent in 2013. Thanks for the fucking information.

But then there's John, like, oh, there's a button. I know, as the movie's starting, he's still got the thing on full fucking brightness down there in the front row. Like, what are you doing, retard? Why do you even have a phone? Another room, you dipshit. By the way, Joe, you got a discord in our discord. That's it. That was him. Because you need to not ever say the show. Shout out to you, Joe. Got a discord. Well, you got to keep that greener on just in case you get that call for the roast of AC green.

They want it right and post. Okay, it's one of your Tinder matches, text you and turns out not to be a robot. So this is interesting, Shule, because he's just said Tommy from MSCS is not happy with me. Now, since both of the interviews, or all three of the interviews, John's done with Tommy, I have been a communication with him. We've texted together, we've emailed together.

He's not expressed, he's upset with me in any way. So I'm curious if this is true or not. He's gonna be threatening me. He's telling me. And Trigian Horse, we're sending them in. That's how we're gonna get you. Ah, Michael Pope Park. Sure, you've talked to Tommy, right?

I have very nice gentleman. I have nothing bad to say about the guy and we're still working out the details of him coming on my show and I go on his show and yeah, but open lines of communication as I know. This is really weird that John's going,

oh, and you know, Tommy's mad too. I wouldn't fuck with that guy, like, wait a second, what's going on right here? I got friends in Nania, the connection. It's all I'll say. All right, so this is now Monique. Finally went on Daabler's Anonymous for the first time. And there's some interesting information going out there. I did for the first time go onto your, not your,

but your incredibly, poistress and fruitful, Reddit site dedicated to you. Yeah, but I'm not, I don't go on that. I don't even know what to do. I'm just telling you, okay So the website as you the Sub-right it's a website obviously as you know devlers anonymous and One of them started ripping me a new asshole and and I'm swearing it was Julie, but I'll just go with okay

Well, I hate to as I recall So Monique thinks that you were ripping her an ass how I dev wears an out of this, Julie. Can I respond? I, I, I wit these people between her and John thinking I'm every other person on Twitter. Mother and Jay, we're talking about her. I mean, Julie, I swear I wish I had the time and the energy and the, and the effort in giving a shit to, to waste my days and lives chasing after these idiots online.

You know, I get a call from somebody from Stern Show past last week. It's a stuttering John just called me asking me for your phone number. The guy who has me blocked on Twitter is calling my friends asking for my phone number. And I'm like, and he goes, what the fuck is wrong with this moron? I said, I have no idea. If he unblocks me, I'll give him my cell phone number right now. And meanwhile, without even talking about it, I've had three different people send me his number.

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to get a lot of hate on these sites too. Well, she goes, I was on this dabble is anonymous because we I'm not on that. I don't know what you think about it. I don't know what I'm like. Well, so one thing, do you think it's a projection for them to make it easier to think that there's only like five or six of you people that hate one another that comes up in the show? If they had to believe that I don't know how many people are on dabblers anonymous,

like a thousand or five thousand subscribers. If you had to believe that that's five thousand unique individuals that just hate you and want to make funny you, I think that'd be a lot more crushing than the thing that Shuley has, 3,500 fake accounts. Yeah. And Carl has 2,400 fake accounts and producer Chris has 100 fake accounts. Hey, come on. Pick up the sign.

Sorry, sorry guys. Yeah, come on Chris. That's the other thing is somebody who sent me tweets saying, John says you have, you bought followers and I'm like, I'll get into that. I have a clue. Okay, I'll wait for that because that's an interesting part of this because they get into you quite a bit. But all right, let's talk about how much John doesn't care.

I don't care. I think that's important to talk about. Because you know, trolls would do stupid shit with my fate. And even today, they still do and I don't care. I just don't. There's nothing I can do about it. So ignorance is bliss. That's when you really become way more powerful

is when you don't care. And that's like, I don't go on, I don't care. Jenny, you can't tell. You, you care, I'm gonna sue Kevin from Why Do I Podcasts? And I don't care on the same show. It doesn't make any sense. This is like Oprah's show Super Dope Sunday. These two dope sitting here talking about, but they don't fucking care.

Meanwhile, their whole lives surrounding it, and it's all they do is care. And the whole conversation was about how Monique didn't use the show or face, and she didn't want to put herself out there because people would goof on her. And I believe, but by the way, I want to say this about Monique. I think she did a fantastic job on the show.

She did a great job interviewing John. She asked all the questions that I would have asked because she got the questions right from the devlers. So that was great. And she was a neutral party in this. I thought she did a pretty good job. The fact that she's like, I don't care, I believe her. I think she really has gotten to that point,

which is like, people are gonna goof on me, whatever. I'm comfortable with what I'm doing. John is not in a close to that place. He's the furthest from being in that place. You can possibly be. He's starting to sue people on the internet. Why do you think he's getting more powerful? Because I think he's meaning a lot more baloney.

Like, yeah. There's two ways to get power, not caring and baloney. When you don't care about what they say, that is when you hold the power. That is why I am powerless. Yeah. Right. That's specifically yet. So what Monique says. And by the way, I want to point out that on the Shulish show, you did an entire episode about Suddhary Jadrissli that I was rolling. I thought you did a phenomenal job on there. Yeah, it was a good time. It's like, and it's all a blur. I get it all off my chest in one shot, and then I don't even remember what I said. And you started texting me stuff that I said, and it made me laugh all over again. Well, one of the things that you said

was John should embrace the trolls. Like, why wouldn't you lean into this? This is like what your online persona is now, and Monique actually says the same thing. But if I had a whole site dedicated to me with thousands of people that like to spew hate on me. I 1,000% what at that point embrace it. I really think that you should. The tabloid tour. The fuck I have no desire. I have too much. I don't have that much time to go and focus on people trashing me. That's

ridiculous. You used to though. you used to get really mad. You even called me after the last fucking show and asked me what my hat said. And I was like, dude, it's the passion. Because everybody was saying that you were trolling me. Everybody. It's like, I didn't listen to that. I just thought, I should hold hat.

Do you think I would spend the time or money? You just kept on saying there are thousands of people. There are. There are. There are. Okay. There's like 27 hundred people on that site. There are. And they, um... Well, portion of them were all saying to me that you had a hat and I was like, oh, me, me, you said, what had to you have on them?

Like, I'm thinking this, I don't even know. So the last time John was on with Monique, she was wearing a Dupash mode hat. People told John that it was a death horse and out of his hat. So we got all pissed off of Monique over it. So he's trying to say he doesn't listen to the haters. And if the same day, he's like, well people were telling me this thing. You believe everything that people tell you, John?

Wasn't this guy somewhat in the music industry? Yes. I believe he had a record deal, he talks about quite a bit. Oh my God, what a fucking moron. John's not smart. Monique was going after your kids too. Yeah.

Yeah. And by the way, she's full of shit too. She wouldn't lean into that fucking shit. Let me tell you something. She hates me just because I called her out for being phony. That's the only thing I have no problem with their site. They can do show after show on me. I don't give a fuck. But when she messaged me asking me to come on her show from one of these

interviews, I'm like, you've said horrible shit about me, about my family. Like, why would I come on the show? And she's like, Oh, I don't really hate you. That's that kind of hate saved for family. I'm like, what kind of fucking fucked up family you grow up in fucking psycho. So, yeah, that, that, I don't buy that either. Listen, I don't care who you are. People fucking with you will affect you until it doesn't or until you quit and give up. That's it. Well, she says that thing about you don't have to have the time to, to do this kind of stuff.

What else does he have going on? Nothing. I'm sure he sleeps until 10 a.m. to sleep off the hangover. He gets up, eats a couple of baloney sandwiches by three o'clock he's at one of the pubs. And then he gets told to leave there at two in the morning when the place shuts down. Like he's got nothing but time to be on his fucking phone there at the pub just hearing about how all that you say, Monique was wearing a dapper's anonymous hat while I was on. She's chasing me. Well, I was on she's asking me, oh,

Julie's talking about my kids, you know, you can say anything about me, but don't talk about my kids. You know, so he has nothing but time to dwell on this shit because he has literally nothing else going on in his life. Hold on a second, I have to say, tab, being a substitute teacher is an important job because sometimes teachers get the sniffles and someone's gonna watch those kids for six hours

And John is able to do that Open your books while I scroll through titty Instagram pictures The teachers made a worksheet You're gonna do that and I'm gonna sit at this desk. All right, we're gonna get into all of this. I just gotta run through these rapid fire because I pulled too many clips as usual. It's just too fun.

So John explains that these people, these trolls are actually terrorists. How do they do? They are in the world of terrorism. These are anonymous, cowardly, I mean, cowardly. Anonymous coward who really had no light. because these are anonymous, cowardless, I mean, I mean, anonymous,

anonymous, who are, who really have no life. Okay, here's what Jerry says. I'm gonna put it up on the screen here. The trolls have deep pockets. We would double John's in if you didn't watch us. Yeah, okay.

Look, look, can I just, can I just again remind everyone, this guy said all the time in the world nothing but time And this is the camera angle he To do this fucking dumb interview Oh put the way on my bold spot and this will be fine. Yeah, they're committing G-Hod on my content wall the clean of fuck. Ugh.

Fuck. Fuck. The bus is that Jerry Winters, who podcast hit man murdered over here. It's the person putting it $10. It's a photo podcast hit man. The trolls are like, it's like these dablet,

it's like inception. There's layers. I have a hole. The trolling. It's so great. Yeah. So then Minik comes up with an idea that maybe John should There's layers of trolling. It's so great. So then Minik comes up with an idea that maybe John should, as she was saying, lean into this, even make t-shirts for the dablor's anonymous.

I really, really believe that it would be so fucking funny for you to have t-shirts that said the dablor, or the dablor tour. I just think it's a funny word. and I can't even imagine how something like that would be misconstrued and all of a sudden become something that's like let me ask you question when you fall let's say there's 20 let's say there's even 27 on jet I don't believe so I believe a lot of them have 10 different names which I I'm with on every show yeah okay let's say there's 27 all right so John doesn't believe there's 2700 unique people.

All of us make all these different accounts and everything. What I think is funny there is that Mooniek obviously saw the video where Dr. Steve revealed his devler shirt. I think that was Dr. Steve's idea. He already did that. Yeah, those shirts exist. And now I remember one of my whole points was like you should set up cameras like they haven't those watering holes in Africa where people at their office will just sit at their

desk and they'll be like, look at that. It's a fucking zebra drinking out of the water. And that's John. We would all watch John get up, scratch his ass, and make coffee or what it like, people would pay top dollar for that. It's dumb. It's dumb on his part. Like the Truman show. You want to make money?

Start your cameo say, I'll read anything you send me. And then back up the phone. Oh, he does. He's more than that right there. That's already happening. But you're right, if he just put cameras in his house and put a GoPro on his head and just walked around, people would totally watch that and donate to him.

He'd probably be one of the biggest Twitch streamers. Trevor, you know how many videos I've watched of an eagle with a fucking camera strap to it? Right. I'm stoned. I'm there for 48 minutes. I don't give a shit. John would have held me on walking around sitting at a bar for four hours.

I mean, God, that would be amazing. So John goes on to say that these 2700 trolls, he doesn't believe it's that many, but let's say it is, that represents 0,09% of the people who know who he is. Because John's big thing is how famous he is. He cannot let go of how famous he is. He's so proud of himself. He's insulted by the suggestion. That's how famous he thinks he is. It's really incredible. So he thinks the number is smaller than 2700. I think it's bigger because I think there are people like me that I'm not on Reddit.

So I think that number is bigger. But even then he's oh, I'm 0.09% of those my fame. I had no fucking idea who's centering John was until I started listening to this show. Right, and you're right that it is more people than that because you have to subscribe to. People go on there and read it and don't subscribe to it. I know that our subreddit has 4,000 subscribers and we get 11 to 12,000 unique visitors every month. So it's not how much is for it.

How much is 4,000 subscribers come out to Kevin? What are you making there? Yeah, I write name. All right, so this is just a fun one-off question that Monique has for Johnny. He tries to have fun with it, but I'm already six to eight beers in, so I'm like, you know, you know, how many beers can you I'm like you know you know how many beers can you drink in a decent night on a normal morning I don't know 27 normal I'm just kidding no serious yeah probably like 10

oh please okay so I think it's funny is that he goes 27. That was the joke. Oh, I'll drink 27 beers. Now Monique didn't laugh. She's like, oh, geez. She didn't get a knife. Right. And then he goes, I'm just kidding.

More like a Dawson. Like, well, what? First of all, let me taste this. He wasn't lying. That number 27 is so random that that is, that is he's such an alcoholic. He remembers it as if it's a he said a fucking land speed record, right? He bought a 30 pack and there were three of the next morning. He's like, what the fuck happened to my 30 pack exactly.

27 is his is his high score and he remembers that. And that's the first number that comes to his head. And then he sees the look of concern and shock and Monique's punum over there. And then he goes, uh, 10, like, like, he's gonna be normal. Normal people don't drink 10 beer. I know. I was like, I'm just kidding. I'm not crazy. Just 10.

I know. I don't think 27 is a high score. I think 27 is the number because we've seen him on shows drink six or eight beers in a period of an hour. Yeah, it's dogs. And then even in that conversation, I'll say, oh, I've had, I've had so many beers prior to this. And so, you know, we regularly see him drinking 16 to 18 beers.

I'm thinking on any given Thursday, he's sitting at Pickwick Pub, you know, putting down two or three beers an hour from 4 p.m. until one in the morning. And, you know, that's 27 beers. And like you said, the case only has three left in it. He knows that because there's, I'm sure there's a math that he does where every so many cases, he, every nine cases, he gets a free one, you know, a free night. I already paid for these so every nine days, I get a free one, you know, a free night. I already paid for these. So every nine days I get a free day. Has anyone reached out to pickwick yet to see if we can set up a live show there yet? I mean, we got to do that. I think that we've kind of fought if we did do that at some point. All right. So now they start talking about the origin

of the dabble and how Chrissy may or had the show and you know said I didn't realize you dabble in comedy and so John starts to decide to go after Chrissy Mayer here. Then she goes, so you dabble in comedy and I went now she damn well knows that I'm doing stand up all right she didn't know that she did. So that's my music median. Well, if you ever saw her act, you would probably say differently. But then I just I'm living is that what she does. Like actually, who knows what she makes a living? I mean, I know she had an only fans.

I've saw all those freaking pictures. And I'm telling you, Monique, you don't have to worry about how you look. I mean, seeing her in a bikini on the edge of a boat posing as if she's freaking Christy Brinkley, you know, and she looks more like Christy cream. I mean, it's just like it's just, you know, that's all the joke. That's kind of a good one. I mean, I mean, I've given that one. But did he say crispy or did he say Christy? Christy cream, which doesn't make sense because it's her day. He's a Chrissy. Yeah. And Christy got a bunch that up and in post some with that.

She's like, wonder why everyone hates centering John Melendez. He calls this woman ugly, says that she doesn't make a living off of comedy. Doesn't know anything that's going on. Yeah, of course she does. She 100% does. Yeah. And she does a show and she makes a living off of that. And she has a Patreon and she has an only fans and she makes a living off of that and she has a Patreon

and she has an only fans and she makes money off all those things. She's touring all over the country. And in my opinion, her saying you dabble in comedy was one of the nicest compliments you should ever get in comedy. Yeah, ever. She's giving him an out. Right. She literally said and she said this multiple times.

She goes, I tour all around, I've never seen his name on a marquee anywhere. And typically when you're a touring comedian, you know who's out on the road because you see their posters up because they're coming up next month or they were here a month ago or whatever it is. John doesn't do that. He's not a stand up.

And that's what she was saying. Everything about John screams he doesn't care. You understand from the camera angle. I don't care. I know I don't care. I don't care. He really doesn't. He really doesn't about himself more than anything else.

So he goes on to talk about how he's just making up lies about this video that's out there. Anyone can watch it. This interview he did with Chrissy's like, well, she was saying that COVID kills as many people as the common cold does, and she's just such an asshole. She was just trying to trick her me.

It's like, none of that's true. We can all go back and watch. He says that she edited the video, not true. The whole video's out there. Well, he's the victim, Carl. I mean, he's always the victim. You know that. But it's so ridiculous because it's so easily provable.

That he's lying and that he's wrong and that he's an idiot. So John does, this is just a clip that I just wanted to keep just so we could have it on the board. They want to call me the dabble or whatever. They want to call me if that rocks their boat, if they can jerk off to calling me the dabble, God bless them, honey. You know, like, do you really think I can't, like, it's like, look, listen, I jerk

off to Asian lesbians, the dance, where I just think it's funny. And it's rocks your world and floats your boat. Right. I don't know. We always get these things. We're gonna chew the shit about that. He's been screaming like Lenny Bruce during his trial and he's going, do you think I care, Monique, really? You think any of this bothers me? It's been three hours and 45 minutes that I've been talking about it, but I don't care. You know, I don't really care about the trolls. So at this point in the show, Monique starts asking don't really care about the trolls. So at this point, I'm going to show them.

Monique starts asking the questions that we need answered. And this is how John handles that. Motherfucker, I cannot believe you're not answering my questions. All right. Number three, are you or are you not a substitute teacher? Yes, or fucking no? That won't do either. What the fuck does that mean?

I mean, the amount of dressing. You don't do. I'm not addressing this thing. Does that mean yes? Does that mean yes? Does that mean yes? I'm not concerned about anything that you're asking me right now. I will not confirm or deny any of the questioning,

any of the line of questioning that you're going down. I don't have an obligation to answer to what these people on dabblers, you know, unread it. Conjure. I think you just answered the question. And also conjured up. There's photographic evidence. There's students who are tweeting about you being in their classroom.

What do you mean we conjured it up? Like you're obviously a substitute teacher. It's fine. Who cares? I have a poster of the element charts in my house. It's a coin. I tell you, I mean, Jesus Christ. Yeah, talk about guilty without saying guilty. It's and then and then he's like, he's such a dick. He's like you come on this show you're doing this interview and If I'm unique I go well get the fuck out of here then go fuck yourself, you know Question are you sure not like just you got to know yeah this question is coming from the host of the show So have some respect for the show that you're on yeah and answer it. Yeah, why not and what does it matter? Lean into it lean into it. It takes the power out of their hands.

Right. Instead, he pretty much confirms that he is a substitute teacher, which is the dumbest thing he could have done. Like, why would he just be like, yeah, I've done some substitute teaching. You cut the you cut the ending of this where he told her to stay after the class. You cut the ending of this where he told her to stay after the class. He won the talk. Yeah, back to the angle of his video. It's like you're being punished. And you will be going to the principal's office. I mean, sleep with the fishes.

That's what is it matter if the answer is yes. If the answer is yes, yeah, I do some substitute teaching as something to do. It's a great way to meet women or I like, you know, being around kids and jerking off in the room. Like whatever the answer is, there's no way it's worse than, like what we already think of you, John. Yeah. No one's going to be like, oh, he's a substitute teacher.

What a loser. As if the last like 10 years of his life has not already established that he's the biggest loser in America. I substitute teach from 500 feet away. It's a long story. Does he think he's pulling the wool over our eyes? Like his beer on the balcony is so popular that he's making a living from that. No one thinks that. He all but admits it in this interview. They doesn't make much money from that. So it's like, it's fine. You need a side gig. He admitted in this angle. He admitted in the

side. You get it. This is not a rich man here. All right. So now there's a question about him with the pickwik pub because we haven't been hearing about the pickwik pub that much lately. Uh oh. Um, people want to know why you banned from the pickwik pub. I don't even know what that question means, but I'll throw it out there. Oh, God, Monique, you're really going to the bottom of the barrel here. I don't even know what it means. That would really be detrimental to pickwik pub considering I probably pay for their kids college tuition.

So amount of money I spend there. Every day, Betty Loco, are you listening to this? I'm not a money, I spend there. Where is that? Ah! The motorway is better every day. Betty Loco, are you listening to this? When you're donating to John, that way he's going directly to the pick, Nick Bob. 27 years a day, my friend. He was so offended by that question.

You think that they would kick me out of that place and they're bus costumer, motherfucker? And I've never heard a guy who loves to drink, saying he put a bartender's kids through college before that was such an original line He's really small about that one. Yeah, I know by the way, that's what he always tell you the truth Yeah, because it's not smooth. He's like you think they would kick me out of that place I'm fucking customer of the month That's also the closest he comes to being funny is when he when he's like this

indignant about it. Are you kidding me? I fucking drink there every day. What do you mean? I'm not allowed there. All right, so get new kids in and they write my name on the side. Yeah, close life for John.

Do we know that he got banned over there though? No. And actually Gary from San Diego left us a voicemail that I'm going to play later in the show that explains all the places that John hangs out. And I guess they're all owned by the same guy. There's like three places. I'll near his house or all of British pubs. I'm already thinking what he could have been banned for like the like in my head, the scenarios of and you know, so all right, I'll wait till it really happens.

The claim that I was banned for stinklines is not true. I replaced the ceiling tiles. I were fine. Now, you know, you know how many people I've tapped on the shoulder with my penis that think it's hilarious The list is endless Well the only stories he tells about the pub is getting into political debates with people who are more conservative than him So I can't imagine he's fun to be around at this place I want to get into a fucking political argument with this retard who's been watching MSNBC for an hour and a half that morning

Like oh god John, go away. Isn't this why you go to a bar because you're sitting here in politics at home or whatever bullshit at home? Can we just watch the baseball game, please? That's what the doctors and bees, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. All right, so then we get into the DC debacle and I love what makes question because she goes you had a year to prepare a job. How did you Fuck this up? How do you do? How do you do this with a year to prepare?

Like seriously? Okay, Monique. Okay, again, I know you tried to do it. My dogs are barking like fucking moons, which is like you putting you on. I'm trying to get more and more about your question. It was on the count of the day we were in. Sesame made me laugh. What happened?

Later on, okay, I find out from, because then there was a congressman there, and he was a Democrat, so I was going to bother him. And actually, I'm supposed to book him on my show. Anyway, his assistant, I go, what happened? Conks not in session, she goes, no, well, on this casual, I have it on my phone. It says they're in session. And she goes, yeah, they canceled it last. They canceled it last minute. I have a wrong tape saying this.

That's amazing. Yes. It's not my, it's not from my lack of planning. It's for just total freaking bad luck. from my lack of planning. It's for just total freaking bad luck. Bill, this is, I just see that spit. The spit. It was like a fucking, it was like water gushing, running down a fucking side of a mountain. We live in Western New York near Niagara Falls. I don't need to visit there anytime soon.

We're good. See the real thing. Is he gay if the phone, if you just see a wiper come across? I got this put on. So his story has changed. Yeah. Because in the original the one he told right after he got back or I think it made him still in his mom's house, he said that a teacher teaching a school group said the flags are down because Congress isn't in session, but now it's a congressional staffer that told them.

Well, he did, actually both of those things are true. He heard it from this teacher, and he's like, no, that can't be true, he checked his phone, and then he asked someone, they're like, no, it's true, we're not, they're not in such a, and what I love about this is that this is why John is so funny and so fun. He never learns from his mistakes.

He never will, he'll never admit defeat. He just says this was not my fault. I didn't do anything wrong. This is just bad luck. How about this, John? How about, I don't know, plan out a week in case it's raining that day or any number of things that can go wrong.

He's like, I was there in a three hour window and there were no other congressmen there, not my fault. Yes, that is your fault. You idiots. I said Congress, these three days are good for me. You want to spend a whole week there. Do you know what it cost? Do you know how many trips to nationally would cost for him to be in DC for a whole week? It was $400 a night for the hotel. You know, the train costs all that money. You have to pay the videographer. You want him to spend a fortune, a fortune to deal his fucking job.

Oh, ridiculous. Oh, no, I know he, that doesn't even enter into the realm of possibilities for him. When he's thinking about this, he's like, Monique, what else could possibly I have done? I mean, there's no other way I could have pulled this off. And she even says, she's like, well, you didn't even buy a suit. Debbie, there's so many things to get at that. And he's like, he's like, whoa, I ain't going to Florida. And then to New York, and then to New York,

and then do you see what am I going to pack a suit? Like, well, yeah. Yeah, I didn't get to this all the time. I don't think your question was just about Congress in Russia. Not it's about how you can fuck this up. In so many ways. You didn't get the audio, right?

You didn't get the video, right? You didn't get the video, right? You didn't know who you were talking to. Like there's so many things. If you read between the lines, he's not wrong. It has nothing to do with his planning because he planned nothing. So, you're point. You have to have a train.

We'll come out. We'll come out. Yeah. I'm gonna go roam the earth. I'll see you later. Like the incredible Hulk in the 70s, TV series, the Bill Bixby. I'm gonna go find Republicans and set right

what once went wrong. All right, so this is kind of fun because Monique asks John, if he can through himself a comedian or a writer. I always liked it to try both. What did you think, Julie? Oh, 100% both. And I don't know how he does, he say both.

He's insulted that she even had to. You fucking went 100% down at Julie. Yeah, because this is every open mic, pretty understandable. I've met a million fucking losers like this guy. Okay, first and foremost, you consider yourself a comedian or a writer? open my completely and I've met a million fucking losers like this guy. Okay, first and foremost, do you consider yourself a comedian or a writer? Or what do you consider yourself?

Well, I consider myself a man or writer, which are a lot of comics who have had careers at both that would kind of make sense of your right jokes that you probably get on stage and tell them, right? So after what I always curious about that John was writing a John arm was writing a couple of questions. Um, so after Leno, um, what happened with like parlaying that success into something else like in that same genre before you absolutely. Jimmy Fallon wouldn't hire any of us.

Smart. Smart guy. I would neither. I love one of these questions because she led him down this path. Are you a comedian or a writer on both? Oh, how can we have any of the jobs this night? Since I knew you were going to say both, I'd like to follow that up with. How can we have a job in Hollywood that you more? I picture this big board room, right?

And all of Leno's guys are in there Like eating donuts and stuff and hanging out and and on the other side of the of the two-way glass is Jimmy Fowlin Like like a cop and he's just going around. He's gone. Okay, so who's that guy and they go. Oh, that's a John Melinda's stuttering John they go. Okay, what does he do for Jay and they go? Yeah, we don't know. They just all start looking at it. They say, but you know what John does here. And because yeah, let's, let's get him out by the end of today. That'd be great. John goes on to explain that he did have jobs

after the tonight show and he even brings up the cream of dual jubar roast to which Modika is like, John, no one knows about that. That's not a thing. That's not a job. You go, I had some work here and there. That's what you, you know, because once you get into details, it's going to get embarrassing. Well, right. Because he brings up Stephanie Miller and holy shit. There was a person, I'm sorry, I'm blanking on the name, but somebody put together this amazing video that's in

Dad was anonymous. We're John's talking about all the jobs he's had since this tonight show, because there's this other writing gig he had. I forget what the name of that was, but literally, I gotta see this. Literally, so what he does, what this person does, they put together him saying what job he had and then showing him performing that job. Oh, I got it. So talking about this writing gig he had and the bit that he came up with was he put a dollar bill on a fishing line and people were trying to pick it up and he's like pulling it away from it going, haha. It's the dumbest thing. I was so lame.

And that's what he contributed to that. All right, guys, that's lunch. We're going to come back with Paul my finger. After lunch, right? I've been saving one of the chamber for this bit. It's going to be great. My ass. I'm going to try and double combo it up with you. Got something on your shirt. I'm going to try that. Alright, so here's a question for you, Shuley. Yeah. Who do you think had the best career post Howard Stern, of the Howard Stern team, staffers? What do you think John will say to that?

Himself. Yeah, there's no doubt about it. Who do you think made the most of their after life when leaving Stern? I'm gonna throw out to you that Scott seems really fucking happy a like a retired guy. He looks like me, wouldn't you? Oh my god. That's how immediately, of course it was me. Well Billy, that's just doing pretty well.

How would you put the finish of fucking sentence? I know, John, just a beat. You're fucking eyebrows, Darren. You can't. And the other one. Oh. What the fucking asshole. I got to give credit to him. Oh, Nick, she knows how he's going to answer these questions. That's why she's doing it. And that's why it bugs me when she says stuff. These people just want to see you crash

and burn. But I'm your friend. She's manipulating him. She does a good job. It's, it's easy to do. And John's a fucking moron. So he's totally falling for it. I think I did the best career. Wouldn't you agree with me, Monique? No, because you're sitting there talking to Monique. That is right. I are a red light that should be flashing in your mind. I substitute taught Miss Stewart English class for sick weeks class. I don't want to brag. What's he checking the joke bad? Do that. The best one. The best substitute to pay and see. I don't want to brag. He's amazing. All right. So now they start talking about Jackie. And of course, John has to talk about Jackie's health issues.

I got it. Can I stop himself talking about this? Cannot learn. Cros is rolling over to the frame. Tell me about it, but it's not only Steve. Jackie's documentary, Jackie, the other man was shot by this guy Ian Car. Ian told me about Jackie having a seizure before I loved it. So if Jackie wanted to be mad at Crullo be mad at Ian,

but Jackie doesn't even hear my show, just hears from trolls probably. Sonny John and Grillo were goofing on you, you know, having a stroke with him. We weren't goofing on him, we care about them. I always loved Jackie. Yeah, I knew he had a seizure. I never said a word about it

because I was really feeling bad about it You Fucking Yentos over here talking about everybody's health. I really need a crush Like every time he breaks up Jackie's health problems like John That's the problem. How are you not figuring this out? He's like, God, that's the problem. How are you not figuring this out? But each time it's different because he finds another name to throw to hold down under with.

You know Ian Cod, Jackie's good friend, he told me. And it's just like, oh, I bet Ian sitting there going, thanks, pal, I really appreciate you getting this out on radio gunk where it needs to live and breathe. Well, no one's gonna fucking see it. So, of course not. Kevin's doing them the biggest favor of their lives right now. All right.

So, we all know that John had a stand up gig in Florida with a dozen people in the audience, and that's including Scott the engineer. And I imagine Scott's girlfriend too. So, it was an intimate night. It's a bit evening with a lot of a lot of a lot of ladies. They really, you know, they, you know, they pay you know, the Metallica plays the Apollo or something. It's like, oh, this is like a fun chance to be a small group. But it witnessed this.

So intimate intimate come along. Entomans night. Apollo with the Southern John. So tonight, I'm not only going to tell the joke, I'm going to tell the story behind the joke.

Bruce Shitstein. Yeah. So by the way, he would sell, he would sell out that show. If he legit said, I'm doing a show at X venue, and I'm going to be telling jokes and giving the background to each joke. Forget it. We sell out one background all the same one better live beer on the balcony. I swear to God he just decided like I'm going to do beer on the balcony in a theater. I'm front row first of all. I'm buying a ticket for all of wrong. Listen Kevin curls passed out in the first 10 minutes. Kevin you got to get you got you got to take this up a notch and you got to you got to make a plea to right now because you know he's going to watch this and you

got to say to John listen. Kevin does something you can't do John. He makes money at this. So you want to start making some fucking money. Hitch your fucking wagon to this horse right here that hosts this fucking show. All right, and make some goddamn money and lean into your stupidity. Let me ask you this, Julie. All right, so we do a double bell.

Does beer on the balcony open for WATP or is it the other way around? Oh, no, no, no. You got to close the door. Beer on the balcony Oh, no, no, no, you got to close the back of the feature. Oh, no, you got to close your beer on the back. I know. I know. I was trying to follow you. Followed by the balcony. Yeah, because he can pull the clips live. Yeah. I'm still in the front row with this little Patrick Micah recorder. Oh, this is gold.

He's not going gonna pull any clips. It's like when I worked with Sour Shoes for the first time and we did a live show together and I had all this produced show in my head. I'm gonna do this bit with him, then I'm gonna go out into the crowd, and I'm gonna do this and he's gonna sing songs for people. And you know what happened?

I ended up standing next to this fucking guy while he stands in front of a keyboard with a guitar around his neck, a Harmonica around his neck, a blonde wig and roller blades on and I watched him for 45 minutes Not contributing a fucking thing to this show because I was in awe of this madness And that is what would happen with Carl He would just stand there and watch John disintegrate in front of people and he would love every second. Right.

I got to I got to have had line. That's a good fight. Yes. We'll get on your way, John. Just let me do my show real quick and then it's all you. All right. So Monique asked him about this audience that he had and this is John's response. Well, surely you've been so good at this so far.

What do you think John will say as far as this turn out that he had? Oh, it was a bad night. There was a rainstorm or something. Well, it's definitely has nothing to do with him or the numbers weren't accurate. Nothing to do with him. Let's go with that. The Genu didn't promote it. The Genu didn't promote it. Let's go with nothing to do with Chad, check this out. I mean, to do what you do and go around to all these fucking venues and everything, I can't even imagine doing that. Well, I'm so concerned about how many people show up.

Will I be funny, especially if you're headlining, is it just going to be fucking me and 12 people, or like three people, like I truly show that I took pictures of. Yeah, well, if I could address the 12 people thing, you know, how many people dice Clay who is one of the best comics ever drew in that in that venue that I got 12 people at 30. Jim Florentine, Ken. What a fucking asshole. He's supposed to be friends with four and Dean and dice He talks about how he's Instagramming with dice all the time and that's his first response is like oh Yeah, I only had 12 before 10 and 10 you think I suck. Yeah

That's not a good answer to anything first off and why you throw those guys out of the box What a shit had do we know the venue he's talking about? Uh, the bokeh something. Oh, the black box. Yeah, the black box. I forget which town it's in. There's two. Listen, in his defense, it's not, it's not a huge selling fucking comedy club. It's a little small, little mini theater that they, it's in a strip mall. I think there's a planned parenthood over there, some shit. And, and, and, you know, I highly, highly doubt

Florentine did 10 and I guarantee you, Dice isn't coming out of the fucking car for 30 people. He's out of his fucking mind. And as far as three people at my show, I've done a show for three people. It was many, many years ago. I don't recall having a show for three people. It was many, many years ago. I don't recall having a show with three people. I would pull the fucking, I'd walk out and I'd go, Hey guys, let's go to the green room and get high. What are we doing here? This

is ridiculous. Yeah. And then you would say, and you would say, you probably do. That's the other day. I would say what? I'm sorry. Then you would say, who brought the weed? Because there's no way to bust it out in your stance. Yeah, exactly. I'm a Jew until the end. You're right, Kevin. But my point is, that here's the level of psychotic from this woman that doesn't care. She posted pictures, which means she came in the head show or so or somebody sent her pictures.

I guarantee you 100% I didn't do a show for three people. I would tell it. I would share that story in a second. So right after this, it was six. Six, six I would do. Six I've done. John, because he's mentioned that he's like friends with the owner of this club, says that, oh yeah, Shuley was booked in this club one time and he'll never be booked again. Anything. Thank God. He didn't elaborate on that.

And I'm like, well, is it because he didn't have a good turnout because are you going to get booked there again? Like, what? You don't really have a place to brag on this one. First of all, it's not a comedy club. It's not the, it's not the comedy stores, not the comedy seller. It's the Boka black box. It's going to be gone in a year. Purple showed me a photo from this place and you're right. It set up like a theater. It's a the comedy seller. It's the Boka Black Box. It's going to be gone in a year.

Purple showed me a photo from this place, and you're right. It's set up like a theater. It's a comedy club, but it's not like tables and chairs. It's like set up like a, it's horrible. It's not a good venue. It's where shitty improv lives. That's what the Boka Black Box does. All right, Julie, get ready, because they got some things

about what an asshole you are. Oh, man. You're going to get your reaction to this. But I will tell you this, Shuley, now, here's a real asshole, because Shuley tweeted out, John, how were told you to abort your kid? You should have listened to him, and you shouldn't have aborted all of them.

I had the streets out of consent of you. He took it down after like 10 hours because he realized he can get thrown off the Twitter. What is dude? What is he taught? Is there a fake shoely account that tweeted this? Did you didn't tweet that he should have boarded all of his children? You don't remember tweeting that? No, no. And he said he has a screenshot of it. I would love to see that. Yeah, John, he's produced this. We got proof. Julie got blackout drunk. Told me to board all my kids. And let me let me ask you this. Maybe he's confusing me for the other Jew, uh, Howard, but I was.

But I was shoely or how are to one of those guys with as angry as he's been with me lately, with as much shit as he's talking while having me block like the pussy that he is. Wouldn't he have posted that screenshot by now? Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. He posts all this. In fact, I made one of them for that Shaquille Neal story. And he had a post the video up on his YouTube channel. He's like, oh, see, I did beat check. Like, no, John, you didn't even listen to why I was goofing on you.

I believe that you made a lucky shot. I'm just saying you can't actually beat Shaquille Neal a basketball. It's retarded to think that and to say that. That's what I was saying. You more on. I could totally beat him, you know, just give me a 98 point handicap. Yeah. He would have changed the rules of basketball. That's like beachy, kill-a-deal basketball. John made a conscious decision to believe the edited version of that day. Yes. Yeah, it's literally less than a minute long. And it just shows, shows, Shack, so Yeah, it's literally less than a minute long. And it just shows, shows, Shack so put off by even being there. He's just so over it.

And John's running around and grabs the bone, shucks it up and he's like, oh, Shack was so pissed. Wazzy. Yeah. Right. Is he really upset? The root is straight. Fred, I doubt it.

Yeah, you ruined his day. How many rings of Shack have? I think he was fine. I don't think he's like off the top 100 NBA players of all time because of that. He drove his blowjob mobile back to his mansion. Some fucking stuttering idiot from Kenoga Park. Thanks of them. I bet if you showed Shack that video, like you Keep cornered in with your phone. You're like, do you remember this? He'd be like, I guess, yeah, sure. I'm gonna tell you something. John would have aborted all his kids if he would have got that general insurance commercial

deal that Shack got called the general. See, now John, that I would tweet out because that's funny. I know that shit wasn't even funny, dude. All right. So, Julie, this is where they can talk about your Twitter followers. And I definitely want to talk to you about this because, John, this is the best news I've ever heard. He's so excited about this.

I responded to him saying, oh, John, you know, he's such a coward. You know, like he blocks you, you know, like meanwhile, I text him, Shuley, you mean the kind of coward that like I go up and interview you and you scurry away from me and run away and get security. Oh, this cute, with this cute little backpack on like a 12 year old. Yeah, like an engine turtle. Yeah, that kind of coward, Shuley. And let's talk about the cowardness, Shuley.

You bought 50% of your Twitter followers. Now, I ask you, Monique, how pitiful is that? I talked to Scott, the engineer about that. Yeah. Just the other day, and I go, I go, Scott, I go, you're not going to believe this. Julie bought half of his followers. He was getting it.

So it says to Scott. Yes. I know what it's a it says to Skylays. Yes. I know it's a fact because the guy looked at. You want to hear something sad? We're talking to each other right now. And also Shuley bought half his followers. He goes, he goes, and I know that for a fact,

because a guy looked it up for me. And so they, John, this is decided that like this has to be the gospel, obviously. You're body had to bow. But he tell you how psychotic he is. He's taught, he's having a whole scenario in his mind where he texted me. He never, he said, I texted him.

And I said, hey, Shulie, he's never texted me ever. Also, Shulie, before you address the Twitter thing, I wanna point out that on our bonus show, I played a clip of John playing the clip for his friend Tony of him interviewing you in LA when the Stern Show was in LA. And John even says he goes, I was eight beers in, I was pretty drunk.

And then he shows the video, and John is mispronouncing words, he can't even talk. And he's trying to interview. And I'm like, wait a second, who's the hero in this? I'm confused. We're supposed to think that Shuleys the Gatsall. People thought I was making a joke when I said,

I thought a homeless person was, a tat was like coming at me. He must have reaked a booze. And he comes down. And his first question was not even a question. Oh, what do you think about the fact that jumped the shark was, the shark that jumped over the shark? I know. Well, comment was like, what? It was that question was a tweet he had put out for three days

in a row, attacking the Stern Show, trying to get them to read. It was so funny that John Haine was jumping sharks. Hold on. Well, no, that's not it. Let me pull my phone out. Like that's supposed to fuck me up. Like, oh, you don't you dare talk about my friend John Heine. How dare you? And just real quick, Senator Injohn, in order to jump the shark, you have to be popular and good at some point.

Somebody John podcast has never jumped the shark. I can promise you that. I love it. So let's talk about the Twitter followers because I think it was Tony Michaels who went to John and said, hey, just see a no man, I looked us up and half the followers are bots or bot.

Come on. Oh, for me, yeah, listen, I don't doubt it. I've never purchased them, but I know a lot of people, especially with verified accounts that have fake, you know, followers attached to it. I have no idea where I would go to buy followers. I don't know what that process is like. And my wife would rather I spend money on porn every day for the rest of my life than to see a payment for bot followers on Twitter. She would fucking rip my spine out like predator. All right.

I'll comment on this real quick, because as you know, I'm a digital marketing professional. I know a little bit about social media works and things like that. She always been on Twitter. The brain on Kevin. I know. I don't want to shout out. Kevin's got expertise and stuff like that. Also, you should put former in there because you're just a professional podcast.

Okay, good point. Good point. How much did you make as a professional? What was it again? I'd have to have a digital marketing. So what these assholes understand is that she always been on Twitter since 2009. And what this thing measures is people

who no longer are active on Twitter. So yeah, there's gonna be a percentage of people what this thing measures is people who no longer are active on Twitter. So yeah, there's gonna be a percentage of people over the last 13 years who signed up for Twitter, followed somebody, and then abandoned their account and stopped using it. It happens all the fucking time. In fact, anyone who has a large following like Julie Dawes, who's been on Twitter for a long time,

is gonna have a percentage of people who are now inactive on Twitter. It doesn't mean you bought your followers. I'll just throw it out there. Well, thank God you're smart because I'm such an idiot. I don't even know how to defend this. I'm like, maybe I did. I'm like, maybe I did buy all these people.

I don't know. Jets are proud of themselves. Did I click on something without knowing? And, you know, I don't know. I don't know, surely that well, but what I've gathered so far and are limited interactions is you kind of seem cheap as shit. So you're spending a bunch of money on the YouTube tab.

You know. All right. Let's get into the more pressing issue, not about your Twitter followers, but what exactly did you do on the Howard Stern show? Because as I pointed out on this bonus show, we just did a ton of our Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. John goes, oh, should we do a very short

stint on the Howard Stern show? He was on there longer than John was. Yeah. I've got paid a lot more than you. And you know, you don't have the unpaid internship. You were actually an employee there the entire time. Sorry. Let's find out one. Okay. And Monique, who is a Howard Stern superfan, who knows everything there is to know about I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to

say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going. Okay, I mean, I, for him, I want, you know, for him to say that, like he's some kind of part of history, like he thinks he's like, like just like that guy said, you can't even put me in the same sentence

as Julie when I go. Well, do you see what I have up there right now? So, John was the call screener and the stunt boy on the Howard Stern Show. John, you were the stunt boy on the Howard Stern Show. No, don't get me wrong. Howard Stern, great show. Being the stunt boy on the Howard Stern Show, impressive for a stunt boy. But for the call screener to be like, it's surely never did anything on the Stern Show.

I made his three is ridiculous. And also, you know, the classic bits that he's talking about were things that were written for him. It's not stuff that he did on the fly in the moment. And, you know, let's compare this. How many times did I come into the studio and be called a fucking idiot?

And how many times were you called in the studio and be called a fucking idiot? And how many times were you called in the studio and be called a fucking idiot? A lot of my material was on the spot. Yeah. You know, so what she was trying to say is that he was making jokes and John was the joke. Yes. I agree. You were both part of the same show, but a very different roles. I would have a live real time conversation with underdog or bigfoot for 20 minutes.

And then I would bring the best, you know, 80 to 120 seconds of these calls and riff off of that with and make my boss laugh a lot more than John did. I made Howard Stern laugh several times. Yeah. But you remember that line I had with the thing and the other thing Remember when I said that Baba Bui has big teeth remember that I was laughing with the shrimp and the ocean It's really incredible to me that that's where John is at now. He's talking about like well I was part of history with the Howard Stern show.

And I won't take that away from him. Yeah, that's fine. Just be proud of it and move the fuck on. I wouldn't take that away from him. He left the Howard Stern show like 15, 20 years ago, like move the fuck on. Yeah. I mean, I would say this is embarrassing as talking about what you did in middle school, but he also does that.

Yeah. Oh, true. Oh, so I just want to point out that the Howard Stern show's gone through, you know, obviously a lot of different eras. And when Shuley joined the show, it's when they went to satellite. And if you talked to big Howard Stern fans like myself, a lot of them would say probably the best era of Howard Stern were the first five years on satellite radio. It was the while it was the animal house version of the Stern.

I mean, we had the most audience in there. You guys had all the roasts going on. Arty Vega was out of fucking control. It was amazing. We had I saw somebody in chat talk about the crap acular where hypchiric shit for 24 out. John, they left me with a live mic, okay, for 24 hours. That's how much trust and faith they had in me

as a broadcaster, and that was like my third month there in New York. And since then, I spent Thanksgiving on Richard Christie's parents' farm with his parents live broadcasting for 10 hours, I believe, on Thanksgiving. No script, no questions. I text Richard every now and then for a question for say, like John, John literally got lucky.

He got lucky that he's stuttered. He got lucky because he's a stutterer. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Welcome to who are these podcasts? White Power. Thank you.

I rest my case. Shoot, he's gonna continue to wear these podcasts. I mean, I don't know how you could call about like that. All right, so let's talk about this whole idea that we're just peddling in hate over here. That's all we do. Oh, coming from this fucking guy. Really Mike, you want to put all the shit

that I did on the air for the Stern show and then You think should we could fucking light a candle to me on that? I don't even know that it's a competition, but I know that but I'm just saying they did a pedal in hate and it's Monique from radio dog is talking about pedaling and hate that's all she does is hate on the Howard Churchill It's how they made their entire fucking website and podcast and everything. And somebody sent me a DM about this interview. They didn't send me the clip,

but they asked me a question regarding a staffer that John had accused of their wife of being unfaithful. They're in a marriage. And like, and I'm reading this and I'm going, I can't believe what a piece of shit this guy is. To, I don't know if any of this is true. And I got news for you, he probably doesn't either.

No, so, but we're gonna get into it, but she asked if Fred Norris's wife cheated on him. Right. Because he got her a job at that dinner theater thing he did. That's also embarrassing. Yeah. Where they go, walk around and be Italian in front of people. Yeah.

And his answer is pretty much like, that's what everyone's saying. Everyone's saying that she banged everybody on that thing. And it's like, okay, anyway. Anyway. Yeah, but it's just, this is, this is why you have no one in your life. This is why everybody hates you. No, because you, whether it's, whether it's true or not, it's not your fucking place to talk about, dude, just keep it to yourself. What don't you get about that? And once again, John it again. John it's hold a candle not light a candle light candle and I'm gonna interact again with that.

It's a candle to me. He can't even light up a door up. Yes, because he's Jewish. The few times that he goes on other people's shows and spews hate about you they get their best ratings. That's just the way it works. So to peddle in hate, I guess works. All of them do. I just find that amazing that people get so many,

I mean, that guy Kevin on fucking, you know, why do I podcast? That guy gets $10,000 a month money. Why do I podcast? Fuck you, Kevin. You know, for peddling a hot guy on me, he's making more money from his podcast than I am. Yeah. Podcasts. Why do I podcast? So when you threaten to break someone's

legs, it's not hate, right? No, by the way, I think they're on, I think they're on volume two or three of why we hate Shule shows on radio guns. But literally, I think, I think the word hate is the title in every show. So I don't know what literally said, Shuley. And you've heard me on your say that I love centering John. I love Patrick. Yes. Oh, yeah. But I love these guys because they're so funny. And we can get so much content out of them. And it's great. But my favorite part about that clip that we just played is John just admitted that I make more money off of John than he makes off of himself. I'm a big girl, this is too all the shows that you tell you why you go sit back, take in a big girl out.

Speaking of Jen from the Jingle Safari and you're saying that magnificent song, so I mentioned that they talk about Fred's wife cheating and then Jen, I don't know where he pulled this out of, but he says this. I'm on the way. The one that I podcast guy. Oh, I, I got some great intel on him too. I'm not sure I want to know it. Well, I'm going to say is what we saying about Fred before. Okay, anyway, get ahead.

So Johnson playing that my wife is cheating on me. That he has the inside scoop on this again again you you've pissed him off so much You're making more money on his show than you are why not just say it who are you threatening? What is what is supposed to happen by you say is Kevin's supposed to run and call you now and be like John I'll suck your dick if you don't say anything. What's supposed to happen? Surely he doesn't know anything about anything, even stuff that's on the internet that he could watch and learn about, he doesn't know, he literally posted the video of Shaq

because he thought that I didn't think he made a lucky shot against Shaq, that's not what I said at all. And yet he thinks he has inside information about my relationship with my wife. Like this is what he did. And this is what he did when I was working for the show, is he would accuse me of being a source for him or a mole

that's giving him information. And I'm like, dude, I got a family. I got these people are looking for people to fire. Like, what are you doing? Like, why would you fucking say that? When you know it's not true. And I don't want to point out the hypocrisy of this. Stop my job to do that.

But doesn't John talk about all the lies that people spread about him all the time? All these people are all just lying about me. That's literally what he's doing. I don't lie. I don't think he's lying. I don't think he's lying. I don't think he's lying twice a month.

I think I have that drop of my thought. I don't think he thinks this is a lie. He's, this is like everything when the people that say, oh, you know, Opie was trashin' on his show. Yeah. And then he does nothing to verify it. Some, some Jackass said, I bet Kevin's wife

is cheating on him. And he was like, oh, you know, that's some juicy gossip. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it a lot. Another day. So he's such a fucking asshole. Really is.

And he's not done threatening me yet. So let's check out Civil Orathrats. But yeah, I'm gonna go see form a cardie. And then tomorrow I do the MSCS show. What is that, CS? Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. That's Tommy show and he's not very happy with Kevin from a wide-awaited podcast.

I don't think this Kevin guy knows who he fucks with sometimes. Like, you know, like he fucks with people, but I don't know. I got people in New York who are not very happy with, you know, with Kevin. I'm just saying, like at some point, if they turn around on him, I think. So I'm probably...

I know the original intent of who are these podcasters. I mean, they ripped me into asshole several times. I know somebody's intent intent of who are these podcasters. I mean, they rip me a new asshole several times I know somebody's asking in the in the chat, you know what makes you know you ripping an asshole into Howard Any different than who are these podcast? Question rip into like all podcasts. Yeah, that's a pretty good question there Monique. So John The chancellor. Yeah, I have that clip in a second. So John That was a failed threat, right? He knows people in New York who have a problem with me. Well, I have that clip in a second. So, John, that was a failed threat, right? He knows people in New York who have a problem with me.

Well, not only that, but he's kind of putting the threat on Tommy. Oh, yeah. Like, he's like, yeah, I'm seeing him, and you know, he's not too thrilled, and you gotta, I don't know if he knows who he's talking to. Like, what are you implying, Tommy's involved in. Also, Monique, I gave her credit for this interview earlier, but this point Monique should have stopped her trying to get to that job.

What do you mean by that? What did you just say? You just said you know people in New York have a problem with Carl. What are you what are you implying? What do you mean? Does this angle look like this guy knows anyone anywhere? Yeah, he doesn't know anybody anywhere because everybody that he does know finds him so off-putting that they would never do anything on his behalf Also, not for nothing guys

I always say this all the time if you're gonna sue someone just sue them Don't threaten it. You're gonna break someone's legs just have their legs broken Sure when you go on a show do you go I know guys who got a problem with this guy if I get beat up by strangers I'm gonna guess the Johnson behind it and And I'll have some evidence for it. Who do you work for? Right. You're saying this is John's cry for help. He's, and otherwise he would have just slid his wrists on.

Well, yeah. This guy's having his phone propped up on the bottom bunk of, bunk bed. You know, he probably did send some people to break your legs and they got a good looking. And they're like, yeah, I don't think we can do any more damage. He's got legs. I see what you did there. They call them up. It's going to cost me as much as you made someone go to his first.

Yeah, right. Did you get the job done? Yeah, just look at his legs. Yeah. All right, here's a five. Right. I mean, that's a five book. Yeah. Right. I mean, that's, that's just insane. The fact that he just threatens to be on the internet

like that, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hate peve like you. I don't want to say, I don't want to say, I don't want to say how much this is going to set me back, but let's just say it's what Kevin makes in a month. All right. So let's talk about why John is threatening me and why he's so upset. But you know, I don't get goofed my audio book, put it behind your paywall, charge people five hours a month and you're taking money out of my hands and it's my copy.

That's where I don't, you know, and play my beer on the balcony that are behind my paywall. That's then, then you've crossed the line to me. I'm taking money out of his hands. So people who want to watch John's Contas, like, why can you just get it from Carl? So I'll just do that and start it. It's fucking mine.

It's gonna pay you, but... Oh! He's such a fucking asshole. Literally, he gets people giving him super chats every single episode who are only there because who are these podcasts set up there? And he just wanted to read something ridiculous I am making this guy money and the fact that he's saying that I'm taking my hands and that's why he can threaten me with violence I don't think that's true. All you're doing is editing a community college film somebody made

That's all you're doing. It's, it's total shit, but somehow you find a way to find the goal in it. And so that's the difference. You talked about how he was having Tommy threaten me. This goes above and beyond here. Oh, yes. And like an idiot, having contacts Tommy from MSCS.

So Tommy has his whole, you know, his email all this shit. Oh my God. Kevin doesn't understand Tommy's my friend. So first off, apparently he's Kevin's friend too. They exchange information. Yeah. So first off, I emailed him from WATP show gmail.com. It's on our website.

I can just see him ripping up paper at home right now. And then when Tommy sent me his phone number, I texted him from our Google voice number. It's on our website. Oh, he's got all my information. Oh, no. Tommy's going to come after me now. It's so stupid. I'm foiled again. And Tommy was very cordial to me. We talked about him coming on my show, which I need to follow up with him. Now, obviously, I get to put all that stuff in the back computer and track you down. Inhand. I mean, John, this is the most interesting part of the show because it's about me.

But seriously, like, Monique gave up on interviewing him at this point. This is the shit you want to get into. Like, what do you mean? What's time you're going to do it? What are you talking about? Why would you follow? Have some follow-up questions on this. He's being insane. Yeah. Why are you a grown man close to his 60s threatening people? What is wrong with you? All right. So he never grew up. He has like, he's a stunted brain. He has like a stunted 14 year olds brain. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the only thing I can think of is like, he's still rests in a pool of cores light. That's what's going on.

No, that's definitely contributing to it. But he has been like this his entire life. Like I was all the all the content from him that I've seen. He has always just been this petulant child who it fights against the things that he thinks are more powerful than he is. He was howard. It was it was the other writers on the J Leno show. It was the people It's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, it's a veteran, teaching in English class while people make fun of them on the fucking internet. And that's hard to do as a 14 year old boy. That's a tricky problem.

Think about when you were 14, like how sensitive you were and like how much you tried to craft your image to look cool, the other kids. That is him. Right. That's actually a really good observation. And I will say that when I was 14, I didn't know how alcohol worked either. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How many people would be able to pick Kevin from why are these you know from a wide-of-life podcast out of a lineup? Nobody. He's a nobody. So he's got he's got to attack somebody who's had way more success than he ever will.

Um yeah but you know what if if your time he's making eight to ten thousand dollars a month I guess he wins I you know, so he can whatever the fucking month to be, I mean, I don't know what he wins. I like winning. I guess he wins. He's making more than you off of your cat dad. I guess he was. Wow. I don't know. The line doesn't win. He just doesn't lose. Yeah. Yeah. The line up has to be Carl's brother

and Doug from Good Times, Great Movies. All lined up there. And then also Punx of Tonee Phil is there. And you gotta look at that lineup and go, which one's Kevin from Why are these podcasts? Oh man. I love this idea. Like John has really last shot out of this idea

that the reason why we goof on him is not because it makes for amazing content that been growing our audience steadily for years, but because I'm so jealous of his fame and success. What kind of fame? What is it? How many times do you think he gets stopped the day on the street and says, and somebody goes, are you stuttering John?

He says that it happens five to six times a day. By the way, he doesn't look anything like Stuttering John anymore. It doesn't stutter. No, he's trans over the last three years. We've documented this. He's transformed into a fish. This guy is not a single more of a tone but all right. Maybe the five or six times his face locks up during a stutter. Somebody goes, Hey, are you that guy? He probably walks around yelling, what did he do with the money? And I go, it's Suddering John. Oh, hey. He's mistaking all the times that he's leaving the supermarket

and someone says, excuse me, sir, are you gonna pay for that? As he's trying to wheel out a part of his pocket. I'll sign this receipt. It's not an autograph, you just use your credit card. All right, so this is less than flattering Harvey Weinstein win because he's a millionaire um well his wife does because she divorced

him and got all his fucking money so I go with that I don't give a shit about how much money you make it's about it it's about who you are as a person so he just compared me to Harvey Weinstein a serial rapist Joe I left it jerks out the internet I'm not a serial rapist I knew it I mean I had, sorry, I didn't mean I knew it. I meant, I had a feeling. What a fucking ass, bro. I don't care what, I don't care about how much money people make, but he makes more money than I do on Patreon every month.

I can't really explain. He's my content. I told you all the information about Kevin now close your eyes and Picture Hitler. Thank you I risk my case. I risk my king. All right. This is the last club. I am and feel free to call me a Dabler if you want if it rocks you both your Dabler. All right, Dabler. We'll do.

Dabler. Dabler. Dabler. You're a dad. Yeah, we'll do. Yeah, but you're my dad. Devil devil do. Oh my goodness. Shoeley from the Shoeley show. Do thank you for hopping out with us. Not a problem. I love this.

This is how I catch up on my John's shit, man. I love the people from dad. There's there on my Twitter now. There's always like and share shit. I love the people from dabblers. They're on my Twitter now. They're always liking share shit Love the fans here. What was still talking about the live shows and how much fun they were Always a pleasure coming on. Thank you, gentlemen I'm sorry. You got COVID. I I you said that it wasn't from Nashville, so I'm hoping that that's true I think it was that sweaty past out dude

I think it was that sweaty past out, dude. That I didn't picture with. Adam Goldstein. Yeah, I think that would... I might have come too close to the sun on that one, boys. But I had a blast, man. Lair guys, see ya. See ya. Shalom Shuley is his website ShalomShuley.com,

and I think that's also where you can find him on Twitter and other various social media outlets. And the Shuley.com and I think that's also where you can find them on Twitter and other various social media outlets and The Shule Show and of course the Shule Show. All right. Well, we haven't done a lot today But I feel like we've done it all so you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on next week's W-A-T-P and it sounds a little something like this. Um, so are you just feeling good today or have you been struggling in the last month? I've been really fucking struggling. I'm not sleeping.

Oh, yeah, I'm not sleeping and just dips, dips every day of just waking up and being like, I think I think I can do this today. And then reading one second of any media publication, I've been naughty. And I haven't read the news since last Friday, because I just can't take I need a break. I think that's very healthy. I don't have anything to happen. Since then, have we, like, are we still allowed to be educated? Have they taken away our drivers' lunch? There's been four shootings in the US. This is a surprise, right?

Yes, no, that even managed to reach me. But you know what? Thank goodness. Gums have more laws to protect them than uteruses do. This is going to be a fun show. This is a show called, uh, have more laws to protect them than you, Traces do. This is gonna be a fun show. This is a show called I Way with Jamila Jamil. And I'll be read the description for you real quick. On I Way, Jamila Jamil challenges societal norms

through conversations with thought leaders, performers, activists, influencers, and friends about their own experiences and stories with their mental health, with hilarious and vulnerable conversations. I weigh amplifies and empowers diverse voices in an accessible way to celebrate progress, not perfection. So let's all learn together, tab. I want to thank you so much for coming on my friend.

We hung out in Nashville had a blast. Yeah, thanks for making the trip out to the live show and for spending the weekend with us. So you're expensive that one. I'm pretty aware of that. It was, it wasn't expensive place to go to. It's no doubt about it. Totally worth it though. So you're on. Here's what I don't get at least for now. Yes, we're actually, so we've announced this week on our most recent episode that we're

going to be retiring the current show format on episode 300, which is in about 13 weeks. So if you haven't been listening, you want to check it out. Come check us out hwadg.com. If you have been listening, you wanna check it out, come check us out, hwadg.com. If you have been listening, then join the last few weeks. We're gonna try and have a bunch of our guests and people that have been kind of contributing the show over the last six years,

back on, talk to them and just have a big blow out for the end of an era, so to speak. Awesome. So I do that show, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. Also, I would say to check out my friends Godzilla podcast, but they haven't done a Godzilla movie episode in a year as of now. And also they haven't done a regular episode in like eight months. So I guess it podfated. So, you know, you know, I guess that's, you know, it's a shame. It's a shame. That's too bad. Yeah. I'm also trying to organize a boxing match between a train horn and Carl's mom. It's going to be the ruining Vinnie Paulino stand-up set. Showdown. See which one can derail him the best.

We're trying to get that together. We're in negotiations. Shoei was trying to cope with celebrity death matches between extern staffers and He was talking about this on the show and he was like well get Scott the engineer versus a mixing board You busted me again Yes, I'm good jokes down there. I'm asking I just something note to KC Maybe she'll come back and I saw her here for a little bit Because what we need to do is play the very last episode ever of

To catch a dabler I don't know what's going on with Cardiff, but he says this is it. This is the last we better catch this fucking dabler All right, we got to do it now. Let's do it It's time for everyone's favorite game show To catch a dabbler are you ready to play to catch a dabbler I am but I will say I've goofed on already for working out of holiday in now the

reason being but first let me just let me backtrack for a second I just work the fucking casino diamond Joe's casino you. I just worked the fucking casino, diamond Joe's casino. You know, I just worked the fucking penguins Con Club, I mean, they're legitimate, you know, comedy establishments. So, you know, I just, I just worked the black box, I mean, you know, I worked the comedy store,

I worked the lab factor. It's not like I'm only working holiday ends. If it already is also out there, you know, Sanies the best comic ever there. And lies the difference is I don't, I'm never going to say that, you know, what did John say next? Here are your choices. First of all, I love the promise of this that already laying is saying he's the best comic ever.

Ernie is not saying he's the best comic ever. I guarantee what he was saying was he's funnier than centering John That's probably like that probably like a John Alpsus Yeah, and I've seen Arty any place theaters, but okay, whatever. Hey, I'm too good for the holiday in True Arty owes his career to me even though I put him out on my tour Even though I put him out on my tour See together we played the Taj Mahal Without me. He's at a holiday in for he needs me But I used to help him out a lot with material

Finally, he's a fat fuck and best days are behind him to catch I was gonna go with the Taj Mahal thing. And now I gotta go with these fat fucking best days of my life. That's my answer. What do you think, Deb? I'll go with the third one where he's Taj Mahal. Yeah, it's Taj Mahal one now. Yeah.

I'm gonna go with number one, too good for the halodeon. All right. I'm just gonna catch a devler this week. A devler. But I will say I've goofed on already for working out of holiday in. Now, the reason being, but first of all, let me just,

let me backtrack for a second. I just worked the fucking casino. Diamond Joe's casino. You know, I just worked the fucking penguins con club. I mean, they're legitimate, you know, comedy establishments. So, you know, comedy establishments. So, you know, I just, I just worked the black box.

I mean, you know, I, you know, I worked the comedy store, I worked the lab factor. It's not like I'm only working holiday ends. If it already is also out there, you know, Sanies the best comic ever there, in lies, the difference is I don't, I'm never going to say that, you know, oh, I'm too good for the holiday in. Oh, he was out there saying he's making 150,000 and would make Mike Boshetti feel like crap, because he would go, hey, Mike, I made 150,000. How much did you make this weekend?

That's all for this week. Damn it! Come back next week to find out if you are man and what? To cash a doubler. Cardiff, is there a doubler next week. Oh, I find out if you are man and what? To catch a Dabler Cardiff is there a double that's me because we all just lost it's easier. No, I got it. No you got it one Oh fuck you are the worst at these games. I know I'm so bad. He just He's tracking everybody lost everybody lost If I do win if I do win then everybody lost

That's how I killed it. I killed it. Oh everybody lost. It's time. I killed it, I killed it. Ah, everybody lost. Yeah, it's a tie. Wrong again for this. Oh, fuck me. All right, that is a great game though. They catch a dab where I prefer who said it. Do you?

Yeah. Who said it is, I think it takes more work to do who said it because you got to fight all these weird clips from these guys, but yeah, that is a great cave as well. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm doing everything out of order, but I believe at this point in the show, I say, please join us again next week.

It might be the episode we find out once for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis Of Morning Radio And now to show these clothes right now Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. And now to show these clothes right now. Regarding the latest radio gunk YouTube offering, Stuttering John, one-on-one. Jacob writes, He's really goofing on someone's comedy act. He's been exposed as the worst stand-up comic of all time. It's on record. Johnny Mars, he gets pissed when his guests are late, but it's okay for him to show up on

other shows whenever he wishes. Hugh Jasshole notes, John's involuntary saliva spraying belligerence is somewhat toned down. Must have cut his intake of morning core's lights to just nine. Tim points out, when Fred and Jackie aren't writing his material, it's amazing how his wit well runs dry. Put down the bong in 40 ounce, hero of the stupid. Monique is waiting. She knows mafia guys. Jeremy leads with a shocker. I've always liked John

But what he feels to realize or at least portray is that saying all this stuff doesn't bother you Actually only makes it worse when the way you act clearly shows your father People can tell Sheldax Club Do you really think I care? It clearly shows your father. People can tell. Shellbacks clump. Do you really think I care? Yes, yes we do. Be honest with yourself for one minute. Erika Pinds.

Chrissy Mayer is one of the nicest, most agreeable people on the internet. John Managing to make enemies with her tells you everything you need to know. Also, he's completely making up what happened. An over-it Reddit, Thought Kicker, stumps us with this poll. Will the Jingles Department

hyphenate her last name? When John takes everything from Kevin, what happens to Jenny? Choose from Mrs. Jingles Department, hamburger molindas. Mrs. Molindas. That's why I voted for her. Cares. She'll flee the country,

or she doesn't have enough litter boxes. Outside command teases, let's add another suggestion. She dumps hamburger and aloops with that broad, and Hail State 17 has concerns. I'd hate to be Kevin. That dude's in deep shit with John's roaches. Dead Willem riffs.

Kevin, turkey burger. Dabbler destroyer ads. That dudes in deep shit with John's rages. Dead Willem Riffs, Kevin Turkeyberger, Dabbler Destroyer ads, he also issued a vague mob hit threat. A lot of people in New York are pissed at this guy. And Joe Gotta Reddit plays us out with, nothing Hitman love more than a drunk on the internet announcing who they're going to hit next. No shit. I haven't even seen that.

That was the point that I was making do. You know what an honesty is type of thing. You know the things you want to surprise people with. I have an assassination coming down the pipe. Revenge is best served right away. Fuckin' idiots. He's so stupid. I don't want this to end.

I feel like we're like reaching a point now where he's addressing me so much on these shows. He's talking about me like three shows in a row now this week. And I want this to like continue, but I don't know how it continues, I'd like this. It's like Star Trek, right? You always want to operate via the prime directives. Star Trek guy.

Where you don't interact with them. Right. Like, your presence has kind of already started to touch on the edge. That's what happened, Patrick Michael. And I kind of started to make his content a little less interesting when he was like, all right, was it Roy, Richard and Roy? Yeah. You know, he would just do like 15 minutes about how, oh, well, I don't care.

You know, I don't care. It's the same kind of thing. And it was just, it didn't have that same entertainment value that like raw Patrick Michael sitting in his closet, three or 30 in the morning and just rambling about whatever movie or true crime with Kapitia page. He's, he's seen this week, you know, I have to say, tab, well done. When you brought up Star Trek, I thought you were just trolling because that's what you do. But the prime directive 100% accurate. You're right. Thank you. We had a motto and we've got way beyond that. Now it's like it's the cats out of the bag that we can't put the shit back in the horse. It is what it is now. It's like an ancient, one of those lost tribes, the Amazon.

You know, as soon as they come in contact with modern society and they start to learn that like, we allow them to have rights. They just, they don't like it. Yeah, Elon Musk gave Mattesla. And now it's like, well, fuck. Something we can do about it. All right, let's listen to some voicemails here. This is me requesting for it or again.

I don't know why I keep requesting for it. I don't even like this band. for it. I don't like this band Hi, this is Carl from Rochester, and I'd like to hear a little foreigner No, I'm not using the band. It's the one that goes I got clothes on ice My super chat to pay the price I know Hey, no, Victor. I got that too grand ready for the motorboat But she has to wear a little sailors cap and I get to call her squid while we do it. Don't call me back unless we have a deal.

All right, Vic, we'll put it out there. Two grand for a motorboat. I need to wear a sailor hat for some reason. You would have- Well, she is in the name. I'm sure she has one. No, I agree with that. Gary from San Diego, I guess since Carlos not doing a show anymore, Gary needs someone to call.

So now Gary's calling my show. Hey Carl, FYI, this is Gary from San Diego. In reference to John going to those pubs, the two pubs that he goes to in Woodland Hills are Pickwick pub and JJ Sullivan. They're both unvincible of art within a mile and two of each other right near Taft High School on the Woodland Hills. The other pub, the new Scotland Yard on I think it's Sherman Way in Kanoga Park and that's

pretty close to where he lives. They're all owned by the same owner. So John keeps shuffling them, one pub to another, English style pub, and they're all owned by the same owner. You were a little confused on your recent show talking about them. Anyway, that's the update. Thanks. Thanks, Gary.

We got an insider calling you with the inside scoop and he actually called back again Hey, Carl. I hope you heard that interview of Stuttering John with Monique. I did he is totally six-sated and obsessed on your podcast He's angry and upset that you are making but he claims is between seven and ten thousand a month

exploiting your anger over him it is hilarious this guy is a complete delusional nutcase people could work i'd carry we will buddy. Thanks. Thanks for the phone.

Thank you for your call. Appreciate it. Oh my gosh, you've been following this Ethan Ralph shit that's been going on, right? I mean, I've been forced to because no one will stop talking about it. So Ralph went back to Portugal for some reason and got beat up again.

I feel like it's that clip from SpongeBob. How many times you gotta keep teaching this lesson, man? I know. All right, so someone's calling it about that. So Carl, this is Rex Sexton. Hey, Rex. And I am begging you to not get into the Ethan Routh shit. I have no idea why people are so enamored with white trash drum over some fat fuck getting

mad at people on the internet, but dip your toes into this and you'll find the pond is still with beta fish. If you know what I mean. Every time I see Dick Masterson tweet about some ralsh it, I'm like, oh fuck, oh please, oh god don't waste time with this on the episode. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your stupid self-opera for men. Nobody gives a fuck about fucking Chrissy Mayer. Please don't to evolve this show into unending segments about some weezing, farting trailer

trash bastard. We don't care. I can't stop making even Ralph's segment. Just keep it from discus. I'm more like if you wish to disgust. Tell me back. Thank you. I think what you did there.

I did talk about it briefly with Huesy on the bonus show because I watched the thing with Chrissy Mayer where Ralph pretended to have a problem just to like make up some internet drama that doesn't exist and it's getting tired. Yeah. That whole thing where it's like, oh, oh, you just said, my mom died! And you just said that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah where it's like, oh, you just said, my mom died.

And you just said that, blah, blah, blah. It's like, well Ralph, she's reading fucking super chats. So what do you want, what do you want to do? All right, let's see, what else is going on with people? You know, Carl, it finally clicked listening to the most recent WATP and the D show crossover

only on patreon dot com slash w a t p or who are these podcasts it's also on the dick show is that all that but yeah the reason why your show is so funny and you you don't feel like a piece of shit for listening to it is because the shows that you're targeting are only targeting these people who are shitty life recruiters. It's like these fat people who say, no being fat so awesome come join us, be fat with us,

there's nothing wrong with it. If they're just fat people that are like, look, I struggled my way for a long time, I can't figure out a way to get it under control, how can we do this or like, you know, I'm just giving up up you feel bad for these people when you have fat people who say no being fact awesome or pedophiles are like you know we do we do

for suffering john who's clearly a barely i don't think you can call me functioning alcohol and he's just pretending like he's not shit man these are the most fun people to make fun of just keep it up carl i agree and he's not shit. Man, these are the most fun people to make fun of. Just keep it off, Garo. I agree. And he's right. That last episode we did with the unsolicited Fatty's talk

back, these people are fucking hateable. The, what's, I think it was that episode that you guys were talking about at Dell and how she lost all that weight. And suddenly, she was like, oh, she's beautiful and you know, so stunning and brave. Then she lost a bunch of weight and everyone was suddenly like, can you believe this bitch is trying to take care of her heart?

Yeah, people were pissed at a Dell for a losing weight. Yeah, it's one thing to weigh like 350,000 pounds like Vinnie Paulino, but you know, he hates other fat people. Yeah. So, you know, you can, you can, he's, you're like, Vinnie, you're one of the good ones. You know, the people like Ash or that one you guys did recently, they're the bad ones. Like you shouldn't encourage people

to make poor life decisions like that. Vinnie, I care to comment, I just unmuted you. It's a discard. Oh, am I here? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I think what Tab was trying to say is that you're one of the good at morbidly obese people. Not in a racist way.

So I saw the scales that the in-fine fat people use and it turns out I'm only a mid-fat. Congratulations. Congratulations, Tab. How are you feeling, Bob? How are you feeling, Bob? I'm fine. I'm so excited. Congratulations congratulations, how you feeling? How you feeling? How you feeling about it?

Oh, like shit Carl. I'm so excited. So let's go to the show and laughing by S-offs. So I'll take you guys have fun. Alright, you know? Alright, see ya. Hi Vinnie. Alright, just a few more to get through here.

Oh my gosh. Michael Rababort called into the show. This is exciting. I'm a big fan of rap. Hey Carl, this is Michael Rabap a big picture from the two-facials. Think, don't call me back. All right, very good rap, pretty good rap report. That's not bad, actually.

Yeah. And I have to say that that shirt that our friends made for us, the micro-rave report, they spelled charismatic rock. So nobody's suing anybody. So we're fine. All right. My grandma poor they spelled charismatic rock All right, Paco called into the show What's up, crowd? This is Paco. I just need to report something I was I was officially blocked by stuttering John on Twitter as well So I'm joining the ranks of the blocked people

As people are kind people But John doesn't know that because he blocks us. I'll see you later. Have a good night. Have a good rest of your day. Have a good afternoon. All right, Taco. Welcome to the club, my friend. Being blocked by Centering John is how you know that you've made it. That's a right of passage. It really is. This is Paco coming back in again. This is

also a right of passage. About about one of the comments he was he had on the bonus show. What's up, Carlos Paco? Yo, uh, what he usually says, when happened in Texas yesterday was funnier than one too many. Do that.. How uncomfortable you got and your lap was.

Yeah, comfortable last that you did. Oh my God. It's this is this is why I love your show, man. You keep doing your thing, man. Don't don't let. It was very good. I said, I'm laughing still from it. No, sure.

I'm having a little. That is a, it is a very dark joke. Yeah, I don't not quite as dark as going into like putting ass on the computer in the fourth grade, but you know, it's it's up there. Whoa. Dick, Dick, ass, ass, dick, dick, dick, ass, ass. All right, Michael Poe-Pye called it to the show uh oh this is great Michael Popeye this is gonna be good

hi Kevin, Michael Popeye, Esquire here John and I are looking to get a little contact information on that fat blind fuck Mike Geary he said libelist and slander thing and we're gonna hit him in his fucking stupid blind face with the lawsuit. Or we'll pick it up as pike. All right, well done. Why am I gonna put on blasts? You think you can get away with that? You think, how is that not on my board? I was video that night down.

You think you could get away with that? All right, last one I have, Barack Obama, the real Barack Obama, called into the show again. And this is, I have to say, I've always thought that Barack was a good order, very good at speeches and presenting. This might be his best work to date.

And listen, eight years as our president, I don't know if it's eight years is our president i don't know how many years he did in the senate i think like six or something like that this is his best work now he only did four cuz he was elected in two thousand yeah all right thanks takes a fact check in here it's perfect

the no fact check it carl it's baracle bama it's been a while and I'm sorry that I once again Mr. Live show I was gonna do some stand-up with Shrewey and sticky Vicki that night and everything So since I missed it, I'll just do it for you here. Here we go When you jerk off do you prepare? Here we go. When you jerk off, do you prepare?

What? Like clinics? What about you, sir? When you jerk off, do you prepare? See, a lot of guys, sir, do you prepare? A lot of guys use the Kleenex, right? Here's the thing. And I'm going to give you an invention that I use.

Kleenex does not work. You try and wipe that shit off with Kleenex. It's like trying to wipe off egg whites with a fucking toothbrush. It goes around and around and nothing gets picked up. Here's what I do. I'll be home alone in bed and just be in my underwear. I'm very spontaneous because all of the guys know is that's another word for lazy and there I am just in my underwear and I start

jerking off and then I splooge all over my stomach and what I do is I take my underwear and I squeegee everything right into my tubes two hours later my tubes dry and look like Don King's head No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no All right, well, I'm mad at Casey now. She was here and then she laughed and then we didn't get any reviews. So who knows people like my show or don't like my show? I don't. They don't. Three five stars and one one star. I'm gonna say there's a couple guys in New York who aren't really happy with what I'm doing.

And Tommy also is not happy with what I'm up to. I hope you're not giving us bad reviews as well. And he's gonna get a one star review. Take that. You earned it. Tab, thanks again, buddy. Great to see you. That makes right me on. Yep, and we'll talk to you again soon.

Yeah, Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Are we done here? I think we are. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow!

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