Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep314 - Stuttering John Podcast with Tony Michaels

Episode Date: June 2, 2022

I've been teasing it and it's finally here, our first midweek episode as we move to two episodes per week. And we're off to a good start with Stuttering John having yet another conversation about me with someone who also knows nothing about me. These guys both sound like a couple of booger faces if you ask me. Producer Chris joins the show as we learn about Stuttering John's 2.2 billion fans and his amazing game of basketball against Shaquille O'Neal. Then we check out what Tony Michaels was up to just four years ago. Before he became the world's greatest political mind, he was doing a vlog about eating fast food. I don't know which is more embarrassing, a grown man with a vlog or being friends with Stuttering John. Should we have Tony on WATP? Be on the lookout for a poll on Reddit and Twitter. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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gives a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and the shit all over us, in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing Sittering John podcast with Tony Michaels. And I'm excited to get right into these clips. You haven't watched this yet, pretty surprised. No, no, no, totally cold man. All right, it's Christmas morning. All right. This is one where it doesn't matter if you've seen this. Yeah, the needle anywhere. Yeah, it's Christmas morning all around. Yeah. This is one where it doesn't matter if you've seen this. Yeah. The needle anywhere.

Yeah, it's just, it's just gonna be fun. We started off, so John did his show. He talks to Hells Parks and, you know, he's mad at the gun lobby and whatever else is going on. Everyone. Well, yeah, basically everyone. But then he brings on Tony Michaels, which we'll learn later on was a last minute guest again.

If I could Tony Michaels, no self-respect. This guy's just like, oh, sorry, John's calling me. I can be out of five minutes. So whatever you need, boss. Oh my gosh, I can't wait to be seen by dozens of people. Well, he passed the test the first time when Stucho ordered himself for doing it at the last second. And he's like, oh, whatever. Yeah, he barest up in front of him, which is fine.

So he's got a free pass now. Yes. And the chemistry here is just fantastic. He brings on Tony Michaels and then goes into an ad read. And this is how you do it people. Another great guest to the show. Tony, let me just, I gotta just do a little ad. Go ahead, go ahead. Are you a betting man? No. Really? No, no, couldn't get me to bet on shit.

I make, I make a card for my money. Huh? Not even the card number? No, no, no. This is going great. When this judge get alert to not involve his talentless guests in the supposed ad reads They never yes and it's like all right before we get into that I want to talk about my sponsor. Hey, do you like sushi? No, I fucking hate sushi. Oh

It's just the dumbest thing are you a betting man and the John not reading the room at all But what about the Cardinals though? No, I don't it was a pretty pretty hard no That's just the dumbest thing. Are you a betting man? And the John, not reading the room at all. But what about the Cardinals though? It's like, no, I don't. It was a pretty hard no there. Yeah, this is the Cardinals. It's a Tony Michaels hat. All right, I've been on one guy.

And by the way, John's asked Tony Michaels where he's from. Every single episode he's ever been on with them. And every time he's on from Missouri, every fucking time. Finally, John remembers for the raw reason. Finally, where am I from? You remember, he's in a backfire, is on him.

All right, so John wants to talk about his interview with Radio Gun, because this is the day after the Radio Gun interview that we covered on the last show. And boy did we cover it. Yeah. That was a long segment. I had OP stuff. I had Patrick Michael stuff. I know We're not getting anything anymore God damn it, Settering John and they they're like oh Carl only makes his living off of Center, and it's because it's so fucking amazing

What you do I have other things to talk about right now hardly doesn't he's like really flooding us with I know it a prick, I hardly does anything. He's like really flutting us with kind of things. I know. It's insane. I did a show yesterday. You know, it was for a friend of mine. And yet, you know, the questioning was all about what the trolls are saying and all. And Kevin and Kevin and Kevin and Kevin and, yeah, are, Kevin, what do I podcast?

I can't, yeah, they can. I kept using your line and Kevin, what, from what do I podcast? I can't. Yeah, they can. I kept using your line and Kevin, what, from, from why do I podcast? I just love that line though. Why? So clever. Yeah, what's, what's so funny about that? Kevin, from why do I podcast?

Kevin was our co-host. And why do we podcast? Because it's how I make my living. Oh yeah, right. I don't know what, what else you need to know about it. That's the answer why? Why do you podcast because it's how I make my living? Oh, yeah, right. I don't know what else you need to know about it. That's the answer. Why? Why do you podcast, Josh? You be substitute teaching?

Oh, you're off this week. Maybe that's what you're up to. Maybe that's what it is. I've always says, oh, I just did a show with my friend. Monique's your friend, like I'm your friend. Okay, Monique is also just trying to get content from you, John. And she really broke that down brilliantly too, where she's just like, yeah, everyone else just wants to see you crash and burn. No, Monique, that's literally what you

have by the show. SVV drives a limo or is a substitute teacher like you know what you're doing. Monique's a lot of things, but not a dummy. Everyone knows what's going on except for one particular guy. Yeah, and by the way, that's the theme of this entire episode. They're all chuckle fox with each other talking about like, oh, these idiots, blah, blah, blah, blah. They don't know anything that's going on. They can't be bothered to do any research into what they're making fun of. So none of it makes any fucking sense.

It's like, it's like if they were fucking movie critics, I'm like, I haven't seen the new tap gun, but I'm pretty sure the special effects suck and the acting's that very good, the dialogue blows. Like, you don't even know. Like, why are you Patrick Michael segment now basically Oh my god, it's so fucking stupid. All right roll them. So let's find out what Tony has to say

About us. This is by the way starting right off. It's just not understanding what's going on at all This is, by the way, starting right off, was just not understanding what's going on at all. Oh, yeah, I just find out that they were mad. As someone tweeted that shit at me, I don't know, I don't know. They tweeted, they tweet, they tweet shit at me all the time. Like, you know, Tony Michaels is on, like breaking news. Tony Michaels is on Stuttering John's podcast.

And I'm like, yeah, breaking fucking news. Like, what are you talking about? Like, as if you're trying to hide it or something like it's something fucking people. Like you know that shit is on fucking YouTube and sometimes on Facebook depending on the day, but it's on YouTube and Twitch and I mean it's not a fucking secret when people are on your show. Like you're tweeting it out.

I don't understand. No, you don't understand. Thank you. You guys are completely out of it. These two assholes are not in on the joke and they're so smug. Like, Jon's so smug right there acting like he's smarter than W-A-T-P listeners. We literally have doctors, attorneys, PhDs,

in the audience. Let me break this down for you. He doesn't know what he's laughing at. And Tony's up his own ass with this. Correct, they're just so proud of themselves and they think that they're in there a little click right now. And they're like, oh yeah, I get these tweets from them, from who?

From who? From Muttering Jay? Muttering Jay, is that a social? Who are these pop guests? He's like, how did you find out they were mad? Yeah, I didn't know they were mad. They passed me a note. I got a tweet I didn't understand. And I was copied out and I assume it's from Kevin, from Why Do I Bok? Oh, it's a good joke. do I like oh Santa anymore times keep going

They think they fucking cast out themselves. They they're so impressive themselves Uh, all right, let's find out. Let's find out how much of a pussy I am. Okay. You ready for that kind of I found it hysterical that you were able to like just call this pussy out for all that he is. And you know, like just, I mean, just my favorite line that you said, Tony, and I was thinking about it today was just when you said, I don't know why he wants to take you down if he does, he'll have no show. Yeah, well, he won't have any content. I don't know if anyone's paid attention to these fucking idiots, probably not.

Isn't the whole premise, they're pissed off, that we have a big audience and make a lot of money on Patreon and do live shows and that's, isn't that why they're angry? It's like, no, it's even paid attention to these guys. There was a recent premise. Which is it? Yeah, I don't know. Which thing are they goofing out before?

Before. Yeah, I guess so. So anyway, Tony, because you guys aren't listening and you don't know what's going on. Which is fine. I don't expect you guys to be fans of W-A-T-P, but don't fucking comment on it. Like you understand anything that's going on over here. I have said multiple times.

I love Stuttery John. Even though the guy is very violent towards me and brings in legal threats quite often, I make it a point to say that I want him to broadcast forever. I hope that he does. If not, I might have to downsize, which is okay. Why are you looking at me? I don't need this house.

I can downsize. It's fine. But anyway, my point is Tony, you made that point. John's like, oh my gosh, that was the best point you ever made. If anyone's listening to me for the last four years, that's all I've been talking about, is I love John. I love the content he puts out.

I don't want it to ever stop. This is not a good observation on your part. And then this is more of them just like speculating about who we are as people. When, literally, if they wanted to know, and I'm not saying they do, but they spend hours talking about me now, they could just watch some of this shit and figure it out. I know. And I don't understand like, I like to come on here and goof at you.

Like I goof on you. You don't understand why they have to create a whole YouTube channel, take your content, and then goof on you. Like there's some kind of tough guy or something. I know. I know. Do I come up with a tough guy? That's a funny thing I've ever said to Chris.

Uh, mercy. And it's great, dude, because Tony goes, I enjoy Goofy down you, John. Then you get it. Good. Yes, we're literally at the same page here. For a second, you're at the same page. He's like, but these guys are tough guys. I'm known as a smile talker.

What are you talking about? A tough guy. Remember how good Greg Gerardo was at the roasts? He was just make fun of everyone who was there. That guy most of the time was a real tough guy. Goufered out jerks. What a tough guy he is. Well, this is just one of the stances that they take.

So it doesn't all. It bounces around. Yeah, very much so. They're like an unfun pinball machine. It's bouncing everywhere. Tilted backwards. So yeah, they're literally untilted. They're like an un-fodd pinball machine bouncing every which way tilted backwards So yeah, they're literally I'm tilt so this is up sideways How do I not have that I'm the ready

You think they're telling the truth about not knowing anything about you like no I mean because then they went it slipped like they'll talk about specific things that we talked about. Sure. In the show before. Right. So the act like they don't know what's going on. And they're like, yeah, and at that Nashville. So he pointed out blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, so he watched it, but all right, good. It's fine. I appreciate you doing the research.

You don't have to like it. But I watch their show. I watch every fucking second. So that's what makes it fun. Yeah. You're going to know what you're talking about. All right. So let's get into some John Math.

Now, this clip starts off with, he's already lost his train of thought. They just kicked off this segment. And John's already like, what am I talking about? And then he brings up a really good point. I understand. No, I'm glad that you called them. But you know, but you know, sure, but he's just, you know, like, but the point I was trying to make is this, could

you imagine if I did a show, I was like, yeah, I'm glad, but you know, but, you know, but you know, you know, you know, you know, what I was going to say. I would ask if you would break out with some blow also. Exactly. I had an exact vote. Polk aren't a golem it. It is the person who interviewed me was asking me all these things about about the trolls and there are 2,000 of them John that are on this hate site on Reddit and they're all and I'm like, I go, you know, let me ask you a question. Okay, let's say this 2000. That is like 0.0009 of people who know me as being an entertaining guy on two of the

most successful TV and radio shows in history. So I said to Monika, I said, I love what he's reenacting this interview he just did yesterday. You know, she asked me this, I guess when I said back to her I hit it with boom boom and I said this it was so great. You should have been there, Tony I was kicking the world He is 14 mentally. It's funny because was a tab who brought that up? Tab said he's like a 14 year old boy the way he thinks about popularity and just Everything in general is like a 14 year old and Tam brought that up and that really resonated with people.

I saw a lot of people comment on that, like holy shit, that really is what this is. This guy is still like a freshman in high school trying to like be the cool guy. What really when there's been a focus on the ball farther. Yeah. What brings into focus for me is how he always wants someone so bad to be just on his team.

Yeah, you know, yeah. No matter who or why, like you get it right. You think the rest, right? Like we agree on that, right? Yes. Very much like a 14 year old. So John says if there's 2000 of these people and dabbers anonymous, but she doubts, you know, there's obviously a lot more than that.

Yes. people are in debt, where's anonymous, but she doubts. You know, there's obviously a lot more than that. But it's 0.000009% of the people who know him from all these amazing shows. That would mean I realize he's exaggerating. But it's going to point it out. I did the math. It means he has 2.2 billion fans. All right.

Now let's say the Stuttering John Melendez has 2.2 billion fans. Do you think he would do well at a comedy club in Florida? Do you think he'd do a little bit better with his name on the marquee knowing that there's 2.2 billion fans? I'll tell you this, you know, it's very widely reported that Joe Rogan is 11 million listeners to any given episode. I was in Vegas when Joe Rogan was performing stand-up comedy. There was a line through the entire MGM casino out the door around the block and down into

another casino to get into the arena because he's very popular because people know and like, I thought you guys say Stuttering John was on the bill with him. No, okay. Now, I was confused. I was there to see Shuley and I'm like, you guys in line for Shuley? Is this the line for Shuley? You guys, you don't know who Shule, what? Are you sure? Okay. I mean, no way. It's somebody black fans. Cool.

All right. Oh, no, that's not that. Okay. So this is where they start goofing on me for doing a live show at what was a pretty sweet venue in Nashville. It's a pretty nice place. A little too classy for us. It's hard to rip on, but I'm ready. Okay, let's find out. It's pretty nice place. Little too classy for us to rip on, but I am ready. Okay, let's find out. Let's see what they got.

Yeah. Shit. Oh, here's the best Tony. So, I mean, this is the best. So, you know, so Kevin, from what is it again? Why do I podcast? Why do I podcast? Why do I podcast?

Yeah. Why do I podcast? Oh my God, keep saying it guys. We're coming from what? Why do I podcast? Hey, what is it? Asdictic. I don't know if I can Tom Myers and fourth grade now. from what? Why do I podcast me? What is that? Asdick Dick. I don't know if fucking Tom Myers and fourth grade now. You know, why do I podcast? Why do I leave that's what his show is?

Yeah. Why do I podcast? Yeah. I mean, right. So he does a whole show in Nashville. I think you told me this. Yeah. Yeah. So he did, he did, he had a venue and they did a live show. And me and you were, of course, it was you that were the headliner. Of course. But you know, I'm, I'm the second fiddle and Gabe, you know, they make fun of him as he's like the third fiddle or something. I'm like, you motherfuckers rented a stage to goof on us.

Like you rented a fucking stage to close the run. I'm there. Why? I mean, there was tens of people probably, but, you know, the balls, the balls. I'm stuttering John Melendez. Yeah. His first thought is was it poorly attended? Yeah. John, he fucking kidding me right now.

You're going to go find me for a show that's poorly attended. It's all he wants to hear. That's your go to this like to like, sit face girls. Yeah. You know, you know, teenage girls that just they just want to hear the quarterbacks dick and small. Yeah, there's nothing's going on at Saturday night. They're just going to rip on everyone in the yearbook. Yeah, right. Exactly.

Oh, yeah, Kelly's got double D's, but I don't even know Jim really loves her for who she is. Right. He's so happy. He's got someone on his side. These guys are losers. So this idea that Tony Michaels thinks I rented a stage. We actually got paid.

I had a contract with the venue with a guaranteed minimum. I didn't rent a stage. I didn't put up money. I had a time. Minimum you say. Yeah, right. What should I put that? My writer.

Yes, Chadius. Who is this mini mumble? That's all. This idea that we're renting a stage is, well incorrect. Also, I'm gonna play it later out of the show. People have been uncovering what Tony Michaels have been up to over the last four years.

Oh, cool. Yeah, very cool shit, right? Yeah, apparently he's like a vlogger and he does this a fast food drive-through show where he eats like McDonald's and stuff. I heard a tease about this. Look at it, dude. Look at it, dude. I'm just wondering how many people would come to that show live?

If you want to come and watch them talk about his double cheeseburger at the city winery in Nashville, Tony. I mean, that's not the angle. It's the wrong angle. If you go out and get fun, be great. I always invite you. This is a roast. I want you to roast me.

We'll roast you back. We'll have fun with that. That's the wrong angle. How do people wear at the show? Get to your right of stage. Yeah, that's The show's how bad you guys suck cuz Carl's actually an easy target You're not lying. I'm not you're not like at all. There's so many things I try to lay off on a little bit There's so many things to get fun before and the the fact that our podcast is successful is not the one. No, no, that is close.

It started somewhere else. All right. So now, John starts the doubling down on us goofing on him claiming he beat Shaquille O'Neill at basketball. Oh, God. And John is so proud of himself. Like I said, he posted the video. It's a 13 second, I have it.

We'll play it. It's a 13 second clip from the tonight's show. They devoted 13 seconds to the centering John Bitt that night. Oh, it was a two hour special. Five nights a week. No, so it's not, it was a Jack Jams. Remember that? I'm TV, they would have like the, or the rock and jack. That's what it was, rock and jack.

You'd have like the base player from Pearl Jam Chuck it up three pointers. It wasn't that that's that's for sure All right, let's show his reach the new low. So basically what's happened here is that I Could have gone a couple different ways with the thumbnail that I did for this episode Because if you remember John had that guy on Twitter, they called him stupid, and then John's like, he called me stupid, and then he called me stupid.

He's like, I never go to name callings, like that's the only thing you do. You have nicknames for everyone. Mitch McDickless is at name calling what are you talking about? Gums. Yeah, gums, yeah, every single person, what's he called, Kumiya, crater face, whatever the fuck he calls Kumiya.

So he's got, he's constantly slinging mud, and he's on here going, oh, the Carl says I beat Shaq, that was just one quick thing. I just picked it as a thumbnail because I thought it would be interesting, you know? So a picture of Shaq makes a giant thing, this guy thinks he beat him in basketball. So, Shaq really laid it to us.

But the, here's my favorite thing, Tony. And is he started calling me delusional because I said I'd beat Shaq in basketball. Now, he does a whole show with the title, starting with me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He says you said that you were gonna beat Shaq and basketball.

I don't know this. I think someone's tweeted this shit at me before about it. I'm telling you the story. He is claiming that I'm delusional for making the claim that I beat Shaq and basketball. That is what I'm saying, yes. Correct.

You did or you can? I did. Okay, okay, okay. Now I have to do it. So of course, he's even Tony fixes his retard and he's like, yeah, why are you saying you can. I did. Okay, okay, okay. Now, I have to get it. So, of course, he's even Tony Fix is retired. And he's like, yeah, why are you saying you can be check it, basketball? He's one of the best players of all time.

Why are you saying that? No, no, no, I didn't. Oh, wait. Okay, you dropped this. Yeah, right. You're like, what are you talking about? All right. I'm delusional and must not be true.

What do I do? He doesn't realize that thumb fuck is that it's, it was on the tonight show All right If it was on TV it must be true obviously there's nothing on TV that isn't true So again, I hate that I have to explain what our angle was on this It wasn't that I didn't think you made a lucky shot against check. I totally believed that part. When I thought was ridiculous and ponderous was the idea that you were going around singing that you beat, check, and basketball making

one shot that's not even defended. Is that beating someone at basketball? And all right, there's more to this here. Yeah, I ran around, I'm stole the ball and I suck at basketball. I take a shot from way beyond the three point line and switch it. So you got fucking lucky. This isn't like gathering John is a great basketball player. Yes. And he whipped the shit out of the shack. Right. I got lucky. Okay. Yeah. and you're playing the three apparently. So Tony understands this right away. Did I ever tell you how I beat Floyd Mayweather in boxing? What? Yeah, did. For real.

So what I did is I challenged him to a boxing match in my house. I said if he didn't come, he'd lose by four feet. So I won! I beat him at boxing. That's pretty good. That's how boxing works. This is how basketball works. Let's watch this amazing video The John is so proud of and I'm sure he had a reach out to someone that's night show and I get the video clip So he can post that and get permission. Hey Jay is it cool if I can't be bothered with this John

You got to stop calling me about these clips John I'm very busy man. I'm doing another show now, enough about Kevin. Alright, so that's the entire clip. And I thought it was really funny when Shoui's like, does he believe the edited version of his life? Like what is John think happening? It's like yeah, they edited it to show that he grabbed the basketball,

Shek got way the fuck away, was not playing defense at all, John, chucked it up. And live action, the ringer. Yeah. Jesus. But it literally reminds me, if you watch how Shek's demeanor was there,

it's like when you're 10 and you beat your dad at basketball and you brag to your friends, like if you're my dad, it best, but, it's like when you're 10 and you beat your dad at basketball and you brag to all your friends, well, if you're my dad, it best, but it's like, you dad let you win. You gotta take it for a couple of seconds. Like, all right, come on, we go to a bar. Like, so then, so then John, because he's played this video,

is explaining that we're obviously just lying. So he's like, it's like, they conjure up these lies and they sell these lies a whole lot of second This is actually something else that we have to get into okay, but I'm wondering though if Tony's watching this Like you start to get it now. Yeah, do you see what's going on here? John literally just came in here and goes these guys Don't think I beat check at basketball and he he's like, well, you didn't. You know that, right? And this idea that he's like chucking the ball from way past the three point line,

he wasn't that far out. And it didn't switch. It wasn't even that great a shot, but, anyway, I guess we're the wires. Like, it's like they conjure up these lies and they sell these lies. John posted this video on Twitter, the one with Shaq. Oh yeah.

It has 12 likes. And he wrote in there. One like for every second. Some, some losers claimed I was delusion to say I'd be Shaq without knowing that I had a video of it like this was this big gotcha moment. Yeah. And he's all proud of himself because he's constantly talking about like, oh, surely doesn't have any engagement.

He buys all of his followers on Twitter. He posts this video and 12 people fucking liked it. It's so pathetic. And he's doing that to make me feel bad about it. Every single thing that this guy is insecure about, he's got a cues of other people thinking it's some sort of clever deflection and it's something again a 14 year old would do. Well, he goes, these guys are conjuring up lies about me. He told Monique my wife is cheating

on me. He's got inside information about my personal life with the woman I'm married to. And just like these guys are just country up lies. It's it really is uncanny. I was able to do this. I would be embarrassed. I am. I am the best for her. You're embarrassed for her.

Yes. All right. Well, Tony's got me all figured out, which is good. They'll probably clip the shit out where, you know, they really don't like what I'm saying. Because it is tough to, you know, when you actually rent a fucking stage in Nashville to goof on John and goof on me and Gabe goofing on John,

you know, it really is kind of fucking pathetic. That's your only stick, like you can't create content other than that. Like that's the only way that you can create content. Uh, where do we begin? Okay, so I'm pathetic. Sure. Tony, I'm the one who's, but that you've done no research on me at all.

You don't know anything you're talking about. You're making shit up. Oh, the only way you can actually create any content is by goofy ass entering John. Look through my podcast. I have over 300 episodes. They're all about different podcasts. Every episode we've done. Whole episodes are just music that I've created.

I've written myself and performed. This fucking asshole does no research. It's a rose to put that out a couple of times. He does no research. So he's not in here. He's just going, oh, this guy is so fucking pathetic. You know, I think pathetic is that Tony Michaels eats his boogers before every single episode.

And then he screens into the mic and everyone calls him booger breath. And everyone calls him booger breath toady because he's constantly eating his own boogers. And you want to talk about pathetic. I don't know. We got a kind of drop some better lies in there man. I thought that was kind of funny.

All right. Cause look at this microphone right there. And I like picture that just smells like boogers. It's kind of fun. That's what you guys are doing, Tony. That's literally what you guys are doing. You know, nothing about me. You saw one video on YouTube,

and now you've got my whole fucking life story figured out and how pathetic I am. And I mean, I don't want to be obvious here, but if someone was saying some things that bothered me, it'd be me, or maybe the show or whatever, I wouldn't come up with 16 very specific reasons, you know, exploiting the fact that I follow the show, you know, if you get too specific, you're like,

wow, you care about this little too much, don't you? Yeah. And the fact that they broadcast at one o'clock from Nashville on a Saturday, and it's like, wait, well, you know, a little bit too much about this little too much, don't you? Yeah. And the fact that they broadcast at one o'clock from Nashville on a Saturday, and it's like, wait, well, you know a little bit too much about this. And the tickets cost this much money. The wine was delicious.

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. I said too much. All right, so then they start talking about Shule again. And Shule, you know, he's buying bots, buying followers on Twitter. He's too funny. Buh, buh, buh, bu's buying bots, buying followers on Twitter. He's too funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So then they, Tony actually admits that everyone has fake Twitter followers, everyone does. Which, in reality, most people who have a Twitter account, a lot of them are fake, right? So like, I think I wouldn't even know how to buy Twitter followers. Yeah, no shit. I think I would even know how to buy Twitter followers. Yeah, no shit. No shit, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't be able to.

You don't have the means to buy Twitter followers. I love the judge because he doesn't know how to do something. You don't know to do anything. And also this guy who's just calling me pathetic for doing a live show in Nashville, his buddy Gabe is watching a long live to that little chat right there. Talking about Shuley as but hurt. Gabe, you're watching your friend on another person's

podcast and commenting on it. And this is like pathetic. This is the definition of like losers. That's the Gabe. That's Gabe Sanchez. He's actually there. We do a show where over 90% of the people who were there came in from out of state. These guys are watching each other on their own live streams and commenting on it. All right, now you win. Got me there.

Oh, this is interesting. This is the thing that they took issue with was when they said there was a clip that John did with Eric Swalwell that has over 10,000 views and I went, John does a good 10,000 views on anything. So we literally pulled up his YouTube page and showed he had like 301 videos, 600 on the other. And obviously we do a lot more views than that on our YouTube. So then they go on to explain that they were talking about a video clip that was up on Twitter that had all of these views. Not a YouTube clip. All right, so let's find out about that.

The other, the other, the other great, great lie they tell is you had Eric Swalwell on your show. I think when I retweeted, I retweeted the clip that you played. Yeah, it was, you claimed on the beer on the balcony. I think that's where it was. You claimed on the beer on the balcony, I think that's where it was. You claimed on the beer in the balcony when we were talking that you had over 10,000 views on that video. And they kept posting screenshots with me tagged on them. I'm like, what?

Stop fucking posting screenshots of John's YouTube. I know where it's at. I know where it's fucking YouTube is at. You do not have to show it to me. But these dumb motherfuckers would post a screenshot and it'd be it's got, it's got 3200 views or something like that. I don't know. Like, uh, not anywhere close to 10,000, but they don't know is if you go to Twitter, you dumb motherfuckers and look at the clip that John posted. It's got over 20,000 views. I know. I know. Okay. So I didn't realize they were talking about a clip that's under two minutes long on his Twitter

That no one watches with the sound turned on because you don't watch videos on Twitter You're just scrolling through your feed. So anyone who's watching that they see it for a second accounts of you So people just scrolling through their feed and dummy John doesn't have captions turned on because he's a fucking idiot So when you put videos on social networks like Instagram and Twitter and Facebook, you put captions on it because everyone's watching with all the sound down because they're in a meeting. They shouldn't even be on Twitter right now. The last thing they're gonna do is

that the fucking sound down and embarrass themselves. So these guys don't even understand how social media works and they're all excited that they have 20,000 views of this video. Yeah, but there were 600 on YouTube, which means all those 20,000 people who saw it didn't give a fuck. Less than two minutes and they weren't even enticed

to see any more of it. So that's not a good sign. That's not impressive. Also, Eric Swalwell, just real quick, had a spy working for him, who's a spy for the Chinese cabbie, this party. Working for him for years. And he's on the House Intelligence Committee. So it's a spy for the Chinese cabbie, just party, working for him for years. And he's on the House Intelligence Committee.

So it's a great gut. Good job, guys. What a great politician that is. And now here, check this out, dude. Do you see that one? Yeah, what's the video count on that one? Okay, 19,000 point, 19.9 thousand. God, almost 20,000.

Yeah, you claimed 10, I I think is when you said I did but it's gone up since then So here's the thing I don't lie How could you lie about something that could easily be looked up? You know what I mean? Yeah, like how could you lie about something like fair use? And how does nothing do with your paywall? You know something that's like really easy to look up and understand how it works. Why would you lie about something like that over and over again

and threaten legal action? Sure. And that's like, you have a case. But it's so easy to just look these things up. So then John asked Gabe how much it costs to buy Twitter followers, which is a weird question. Like what's, why? Who cares?

What's the point? What do you mean? Gabe or Tony? Gabe. Oh, you're brilliant. Oh yeah, Gabe was in there watching the show and they're like, do you want to be on the show with us? Oh, could I?

Oh, it sucks. Mom doing a show now. When you're done with your friends, we have dinner. Okay. I'm playing with John and Tony. I was talking about your brilliant Twitter research to find out. Oh, yeah. That's really bought half his false. How, how, how, how does that, how does one do that and how much does that cost? John wants to dub his following. Yeah. I considered us buying a million followers. If I get afforded, why not? Elon Musk has 13 million. I mean, you can, you can easily track this kind of stuff. But I mean like on average, you could probably buy Twitter followers because they do them in buckets. So you could do. Let's say

that you wanted to buy how many? Like 25,000. Yeah. Yeah. It would cost you auction them off. $659.70. That's how much it costs you for 25 for 25,000. How many fake followers does you have? Let's see how much it would cost. Oh, fucking carers. It's exhausting thinking about like, why they've already determined that he bought these followers. Look at them. Look at this lip on anticipation. I had real money. I know. would get fake followers. I know she will be well enough to know that he's definitely not pulling money out of his pocket for Twitter followers or dinner. Yeah, right. For that drink.

That's out. I'm not buying any of this. So then John goes on to talk about how he doesn't want to goof on she will be because he doesn't punch down and Shule's and nobody. Right? Of course. I don't know if you've heard that before. Never.

But then they explain, and this is my favorite angle that they go with, we can't goof on them for failing. I can't, we can't goof on John for failing in DC because they already did it. Oh. So they got in front of it. They got in front of it. So there's nothing that we could do, obviously. Well, you guys are here

because you get me primed from the next one, I'm gonna do where I'm gonna really get a tear into it, truly, but I will say this, even though it's a nobody, and I don't usually punch down, but I'm enjoying it too much. But you, all three of us did my show after I went to DC.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we all goofed on it. We all goofed on me. We goofed on the camera crew. We all did our own trolling of our, at least, like, including myself. We all trove me on that one. We just, I mean, we just goofed on the whole fucking,

you know, John, you hired, John, you hired a Craigslist pornoker. Yeah, of course we do. So the whole thing We made it We made it funny right and then Carl does I mean Kevin He does a show to say that my DC trip was a big failure. Yeah, we already said that dummy So what were we porting the news to? We made it way funny, John. That's the difference. Does John understand that there's between having Tony and Gabe on his show

compared to Anthony Cumia, Shule Egar and Kaya Orson? We might be playing the same sport, but we're in different leagues, my friend. You have to understand that. There's a reason why our show has way more views than your show about your DC trip. We made it entertaining and funny. I don't know.

He called you dummy. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. He also called me by my real day, which is one year than Kevin at this point, because it's unexpected. Roy. I don't think John understands anything. What's going on here?

That's the thing. I think that's the funniest part is like, and Tony said it on the, on the, the weekend show, which was how much they rely on your content. If you don't produce content, they have nothing to talk about. Cause I have not seen anything where they're like, Hey, this is, so we're going to make original content. It's them just trying to rag on you. Right. It's mostly you, every once in a while,

they do one on them. And what's his guess name, Opie, yeah, you know, Opie. They do one on Opie every once in a while. So they have no idea what they're talking about. Well, they think it's, they think everything that our show is our YouTube channel, which our YouTube is afterthought. Yeah.

We have a podcast. Yeah, I mean, the irony here is when he doesn't have content but still insists on going on the internet, it's fucking hilarious. Right. When he does political shows, he's got some boob talking about whatever. It sucks. That's true. So, yeah, we don't want him to have content.

Well, no, he's saying that we don't have content. Oh, I know. We do his good to find jobs. Yeah, but they're calling his content content. That's a great point. That's a very good point right now. It's like having Hell Sparks do the Hell Sparks show on your show.

It does not make you a great podcaster. In any way. Right. Is how does that let's be it is? I don't want to. I miss that. I know. It's just pretty hot.

If only John had his boater pills. When Hell Sparks came over miss that. I miss it. I know. It's just pretty hot. Holy John hit his boner pills. When Hills Parks came over, that was. Oh, there's a rag-a-no. Ah, fuck. Anyway, guys, if you're listening, just check out our website or our podcast feed. You'll see that there's a lot of work to the show that's set a job. But it is our most fun subject, for sure.

And I think the Tony and Gabe know that. I think they do too. Yeah. I think these guys. And I think that they'll be on our show not too far down the road. You're getting ahead of us. Uh oh.

Tony wants to be on this show so fucking badly. Gabe has such low self-esteem. He's not even offering that up. He's like, I know they wouldn't have me on this show. I'm no chooly. Tony will be the next crows, Gabe's the next producer Chris. The next crows, I dare you. All right, so let's get back into some shuli talk here.

It's always fun. You guys picking on shuli, you know, you know, John, the party before you go to I don't. He started it with me. Not the other way around. I goof on shuli. I goof on Gabe every day. I don't give a with me. Not the other way around. Oh, I goof on Julie. I don't give a sh- I goof on Gabe every day. I don't give a sh- Yeah, it doesn't matter to me. You're goof on each other.

I mean, I- I- I would go. I would go on Kevin's show and goof him goofing you. A goof the fuck out of him. Tony, I don't know if you know this, but I have like funny people on my show. I enjoy talking to. I'm not looking for Tony Michaels to come out and goof on Johnny McQueen.

Although, maybe I'll put it out a little pole or something. People can vote on whether we should have Tony Michaels on the show or not. Because I'd be open to it. And you want to come out, you see, this is the first time he mentions it, but it's not the last. And I just want to point out that John says the shuli started shit with him. That's patently

false. Yeah. That is so untrue. Widely documented. Yes. I mean, the video that you show, John, yeah, where shuli can't engage you because he works for the program you're goofing on. And John's going, oh my gosh, shuli came after me out of nowhere. No, he did not. Julie came out my show. Didn't talk about you for a second. Exhibit A. Oh, wait, this doesn't make me look good at all. Yeah. Exhibit A for alcohol. I was wasted.

Anyway, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about there, why he thinks in his dumb wet brain that Julie started this thing when obviously John did. And then Gabe is just fucking clueless. I don't know why he even feels the need to talk. He doesn't know what he's talking about at all. And this is one thing I do want to point out. I sincerely, before this whole thing happened, I did not know who Shouli was. Now you could also say, I don't know who you are, Gabe. And I can be like, yeah, I don't know who I am either. Right. And that's the joke. I'm able to make fun of myself. But Shuley and probably

others like who do that podcast or like, yeah, I take it so serenously and I take it so bud hurt. And then it's like, you know what I'm sure I'm sure I guarantee they're going to clip out that one thing right there and make it on of me. Yeah, I don care. Yeah. Okay, but my point to you is this. We don't take ourselves seriously. This is the thing that you're not understanding is we do this live show. We goof on Southern John and everyone smiling and laughing and hugging. We're all having a great time. John is threatening lawsuits.

He got to me for years. You want to talk about someone who takes things seriously, you're on his show. Talking about how we take things seriously. He's threatening legal action. He has Michael Polpock on his show to talk about suing me. He explains us my house is worth because he thinks it's gonna take it.

What a fun show. What a fun show. I'm gonna leave him in this guy's house. He'll be out of the street. He he he. That's what's amazing about our fans, you know, that we met in Nashville and in Chicago is like, we all got together because it's a roast

and it seems mean and they're the nicest fucking people. And these guys right here are trying to be, oh, we're all jolly and everything, but what they're saying is not quite so happy. No, no, they're pissed off about it, obviously. Yeah. Rich. And that's why Tony assumes that I'm mad at John.

I wanted to fail. I was like, no, that anyways, Japer Form. Like I've said many times, I think three or four shows a week is not enough. John needs to produce way more content than that. And actually, Shulia at a great point. John should just be documenting his life. Absolutely. All day long for the morning. The minute he wakes up in the morning

to when he gets blackout drunk by that afternoon, there should be a GoPro on his head and cameras following him around. Real drunk world. It'd be amazing. And the junkie wants to show and find out what happened. What happened last night? Oh, this is a Twitch. I have to admit, I would actually like an app to And the jokin' watch the show and find out what happened. What happened last night?

Oh, this right at that twitch. I have to admit, I would actually like, I'm an app to recapture what I did at the last. That's the last thing I want to do. That sounds horrible. Whoa, so I went in for more Doritos. Well, that explains the case of the Missy Doritos. And frosting?

Holy shit. The wax fruit. Oh, this is me deleting GrubHub, and this is me reinstalling Grubhub. Damn it. So true. I had my sense to be for a second there. All right. So, let's figure out why guys like myself produce a crisp, crows, trucker, Andy, why are we goofing on stuttering John of all people?

There has to be a reason, right? And it can't be because he's a talentless hack who keeps embarrassing himself on the internet. They can't be the reason. It's gotta be something I have layers. Each fucking guys, but that's the thing, like the whole thing, nobody knows who Kevin is, nobody knows who he is. And they can't stand that a lot of people know who I am. And that's what, and they're, they're in lies the basis of everything. They hate even though I got lucky, Tony, Clay and Shaq, I beat him. I'm even jealous of his, his, a miracle shot against Shaq. Wow, I'm jealous of everything with this guy. I can't believe he brought that back. You're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like,

you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like,

you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, you're gonna be like, insane. I mean, I know he's easy to tell himself that. It's fine. You can tell himself that, Oli Wads, but that's a crazy thought to have. John, if that's part of your affirmations, you might want to change that. There's thousands of people on the internet who are creating hilarious photo shops of you in mafia movies because they're just so jealous. Those are the people were jealous of those people. Tell it to hell. Yeah, like that's a pretty sweet arc. Can I use it? God, the dampers. I know I talk about it a lot, but it's just endlessly entertaining. Yes, go there.

So much great stuff with John, was talking about, he knows people in New York who aren't too thrilled with that Kevin guy. I mean, he's literally threatening a mob hit. So of course, the Davelers, I love these guys, just put together amazing photoshop I could but anyone in New York who's not thrilled with you Broadway actors Yeah, homeless people are mayor

All right, so Tony here because we haven't really seen Tony be funny ever no no, you know, he's a political guy He looks like a guy to be kicked out of a bar for ripping on the IPAs that are available. Yes, pretentious beer style. Yeah, yeah. That's actually a really good way to describe him. But I like, he's a great guy. All right, so he finally comes up with a joke here because they're talking about John's going,

you know, I borrowed my brother's suit. Who cares? I'm the same size as him. I'm the same size as him, which by the way, that suit did not fit you, John. I mean, he was the photos that you took of yourself. Different. Yeah, your arm length is definitely different.

That's not the fuck. Anyway, in scene probably is a problem. Please continue. So Tony's going to stick up for his buddy, John here. Okay. He'll learn eventually, but whatever. He's sticking up for John. He's having fun with it. And so he's explaining that what you wear is not important when it comes to podcasting even though what John was doing was interviewing

Congress people Outside of the Capitol, which it is kind of important what you're wearing for that But whatever tone is gonna try to give them an out here. I mean, definitely go and Craigslist and find one. Here's a lot to you about clothes and podcasting. Listen, Kevin, if you want to do take a clip, here's where you start the clip. Put your mark here for editing. I got it. I got it. I rarely even wear pants when I'm podcasting. Yeah. I rarely even wear pants breaking news, breaking news on Stuttering John's podcast, Tony Michaels.. Now I wear shorts, but I bury rarely wear pants. And I don't even hardly wear shoes even. I just, I just don't why would I? You don't see anything. He did the time buyers just zoom without pants thing. And producer Chris

and glad you said that because I know Tony's out of it. He won't know what we're talking about. Tom Myers is the world's worst comedian. This is well documented. Are you familiar with a show called Comtown? Tom Myers, Nick Mullins, you know, that is probably not. These guys are out of it. Go ahead and look them on Patreon. 96,000 dollars a month is what Comtown makes on Patreon.

Comtown is pointed out many times the Tom Myers is the world's worst comedian to the point where it's anti-comedy and we just documented the Nashville in our live show we were talking about top Myers a joke that he told on a zoom call and he got made fun of by other unfunny anti-comics for doing a joke about not sharing pants and it looks like this. I tell you what for those for those of us, you know, comics who by nature, anti social, just staying in our own houses is a lot better. Because I mean, you can do stuff on Zoom comedy that you can't do live anymore. Like, you know, like, like, like, and you can also do stuff like forego putting on pants. Yeah. So it's like,

fuck that shit. You know, my father. I was just thinking today, there's always in this age of zoom, there's always one person who makes a joke about not having pants in every meeting and that's you Tom Myers. So can't wait to hear what other jokes you got. So, yep, there's always one asshole, one idiot who says, guess what guys? I'm not even wearing pants. Da da da da da da da da da da da da. Waka waka.

Oh my God. Holy shit. I know you've talked about that before, but I know it's some embarrassing. Tom should just whimper and cry after be scolded like that. She goes, I can't wait to see what other jokes I have later. I totally do thing on him.

And an hour and a half goes by before he does his set, which is seven minutes of embarrassing material, but all right, I digress. Let's get back to our friend, Tony Michaels, who wants on. He wants on this show. All right. And maybe you're against this, but I would go on Kevin's stupid ass show. And again, goof on you, well, goof on me, goof on you, goofing on his, I don't know, it's very confusing how he doesn't. But maybe, maybe you should tell Kevin that

if he really wants to goof on you that bad, because I know he would say, no, hell no, there's no way I would do that because he wouldn't appear on this show. No fucking way would he have the guts to appear on this show. No fucking way would he appear on, I would say no hell no, there's no way I would do that because he wouldn't appear on the show no fucking way Would he have the guts to appear on this show no fucking way would he appear on I would come on his show Alright, let's let's comment on this so he's mentioned this multiple times. He wants to come on this show What would he do on this show? Agree with me eventually like I just go through like all oh here's all the things you don't know about Southern John. We'll just get right into it. And then eventually Tony's like,

holy shit, what a fucking loser. Okay, not my bad. I had no idea. I don't know, but we could try it. But other than he says, I wouldn't go on John show. Of course I would go on John show. That'd be epic. Yeah.

That'd be amazing. Am I invited to go on John show? Yeah. Is it an open invite? I don't think John wants me out of the show. I think that was Tony's idea. Cause if it's plus one. Oh, you want it?

Yeah. She's gonna be my Gabe. Oh, I see. Producer Chris is commenting. Can we bring him on? I can check with his parents to see if it's okay. On the street lights out yet. All right.

So then the end of this show, John talks about how he's going to make these guys stars. The reason why he knows that is because Midas Touch Brothers got their start on the Stuttering John podcast. I mean, I had the Midas Touch Brothers on here first. Like, I was the first show they ever did, and now they're fucking huge. So I hope the same thing happens to you guys. The minus touch brothers are not successful because of stuttering John Melendez or anybody else.

And if anybody wants to tell me if that's not true, I'd love to hear the rationale behind that. So John is taking credit for a show that is much bigger than his, saying they got their start with him, which is hilarious. And then he's acting like these guys are gonna become huge stars. Being a social,

if a Southern John doesn't make anybody a huge star, this doesn't make any sense at all. He takes you under his wing. Yeah, right. Just thinks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. God. Someone posted a photo on Twitter of him at the Stephanie Miller show.

He's got his arms up and just the pit stains are just disgusting. And people are commenting and John's like, that's very natural. You know, sweating is natural. And I was a very stressful job that I had. It's like, John, you're working around other people. It's not cool. People don't want to see or smell your shitty fucking armpits. Gross motherfucker.

I'm just sweating out the coos from yesterday. I'll be done in an hour or two, okay? And today. All right, so again, he has to say how he brought Tony out at the last minute, which is just embarrassing. Like don't bring that up. And like Tony, thank you so much for, you know, always, always, you know, always coming on at the last minute,

I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem, no problem. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Is it her? It's not cool to be summoned by Centering John at the last minute to come on the show It's kind of sad All right, that's all I have from from that which was a lot I'm not actually like that was a short segment. That's all right. It was a lot. It's stucho But I do think that I need to for sure put out a poll to see if we should have Tony Michaels on the show or not, because he's mentioned many times he'll come on the show.

So I assume that if I ask him, we can arrange such a thing. No matter what happens, it'll be entertaining. Well, yeah, I'll be there. Oh, yeah. I might be there too, yeah. I like how you act like having Tony Michaels on your show makes it entertaining automatically.

That's gonna be a lot of fucking hard work. It's gonna be some heavy lifting on my part to make it interesting. If you've seen this guy, actually don't answer that. Let's see what he was doing in February of 2018 on a show called WTH. And the title of this vlog on YouTube that he hasn't taken down yet off of his site for some reason is what happens when waiting for McDonald's two double cheese, funny fast food car vlog. So he's calling this funny, all right?

I would not have assumed he thought this was funny. I don't know the rules off the tongue. He wrote the word funny, funny fast food. He wrote in the description, not the description of the title. This is a funny video. And this, I just of the title. This is a funny video. And this, I just have to, it's a funny joke. It's just a funny question. Well, I'm headed out and I'm hungry.

So you know what that means? Gotta hit the drive-through. Let's go see what we can find. Can you adjust where that's duct taped out his dashboard? I'm way too close to his face. It's uncomfortable. Alright guys, so we just pulled in to one of my favorite spots. My favorite restaurants of all time.

McDonald's, McDonald's. Did you like that reveal right there? Producer Chris? He's like, oh wait, do you see this? I think it's going to be like a steakhouse or something. He's like, no, my favorite you see this? I think it's gonna be like a steakhouse or something. He's like, no, I'm gonna hear a restaurant as McDonald's children's food. That's what I like to eat.

Wow. Well, he did get in front of it by saying it like a child twice. That's true. McDonald's at the comedy part, is that the funny part? Yep. Okay. That's why he should be on your show. That is pretty funny.

All right. Can I just point out too? Like, I hate fat people who celebrate their fatness, like it's some impressive thing. Like, oh, look at me, I have no willpower, but I'm pretending that's awesome. You're not fooling anyone. Eating double cheeseburgers is something you should resist.

Well, says you, or at least don't document that the internet. Okay, yeah, I'm with that. So let's see what we can go get. I know what I'm gonna get. I don't document that the internet. Okay. Yeah, I'm with that So let's see what we can go get. I know what I'm gonna get I shouldn't say that I I know exactly what I'm gonna get the same thing. I pretty much get every time What's the point of this? Let's see what we could go get through a drive-through This is not an exciting process in anyone's life going through a drive-through you order the food they had it to you

And then you drive off and he goes let's see what I can get I'm gonna get the same thing out yeah watch me order number seven whatever you hope to achieve with this video you should stop revealing that it's the same thing you do all the time right yes let's let's check it out now we're watching him drive off through the drive through very exciting this is a great shot he's a bit cool. No, this music is generic bullshit. This came with whatever the fuck shitty software he's using to edit this.

And you could tell it's royalty-free, nonsense music. You wanted to trick her me with that, didn't you? You were the fucker. This music's pretty cool too. I was wondering what it was called. Like, child drive through. New toy. Double cheeseburger.

Double chin. Uh, no thank you. Give me a two double cheeseburgers plane, a medium fry, and a large unsweet tea. What are these fucking reactions back to the camera is like sometimes I'm naughty. Yeah, he's also not looking in the camera But and he's he's literally ordering like John Hyne fucking plane Fucking plane you can't hit a little mustard on your burger you ask someone those obvious little too spicy for you What a fuck this guy's got the palette of a five year old. I need two cheeseburgers playing.

Ugh. What a dish. This is a review of the food or what the fuck. Let's find out because I'm so far confused. Yeah. We're a third of the way through this video. I don't know what the point of it is. Yeah, I think he's just sending this home to his wife, right?

That'll be it. That'll be it. That yeah we're gonna get me got noone so half this video so far has been him getting very giddy about eating 2500 calories in one sitting at a little too close to my face. Very close to my face. I'm sorry, we have such a big monitor over here. It wasn't, wasn't planning on seeing all the way up. Tony Michaels knows.

Oh, what did he eat yesterday? Oh, there it is. Yeah. This is a good part of the video. I would have left all this in too. That's too much. That's too much. Good job, Tony.

She was counting off the chains. I'm that much closer. I'm that much closer to the devil cheese. That wasn't good. Okay, now he's getting his food. Like again. This is taking wrap. And can I have you for the reserved food? I feel like I'm watching getting food already for me.

Well, so much for it being fast food. Stuck in a reserve section. Sir, for losers. Yeah, Tony, if you wanted fast, stop special ordering shit. Two double cheaper goes play, and they'll have ready to go. No one's making that. Actually, never thought of it.

Part of the problem. Cause I would order like that. It's part of the problem right there. Like, I got this fucking guy needs his little special order. All right. Wait over there asshole. We'll be out with it. I just don't, I don't understand why fat, unfunny people

want to be on the internet so badly. Like, why are you making a video of yourself? You're not interested in anything to say. You're driving through a drive through it. McDonald's, you're too old for this shit. And for some reason, you're celebrating yourself over it. Who's the audience for this? This has a couple hundred views. And by the way, the comments on this video, there's two. One is one guy who comments on a thing that's coming up in a minute. I guess it's his friend because the other one is him saying, thanks

man. No, the fact that the word pathetic I've done in this guy's mouth at any point. Talk about what we do here at WATP. It's maybe his funny. Never mind. All right, this guy is pretty funny. Ha. $2.2 million.

That is it. Thank you very much. Made my day. I don't doubt that. Man, I'm only done with one double cheese, and I'm already filling guilty. Alright, so now we've seen the reaction. We're almost to the end of this by the way. We're seeing the reaction.

He already ate one of the cheeseburgers, and he's feeling guilty. He's been celebrating himself this entire video. Why is he feeling guilty all of a sudden? How well, I'm gonna eat the second. I'm gonna eat it, I'm good. What? Will power McGee over here? Is he both in the burgers, he ordered?

He held out for a while. He thought about it. Maybe I should stop him getting a treadmill. No, I just need another cheeseburger. Made it through it without shame. Oh, you're cute. Thank you. Yeah, you didn't. Made it through without shame.

You just said you feel guilty already. Pounded in a double cheeseburger, which he calls double cheese. Ooh. Cause he's got that cool slang. Hey, Kevin, you ever eat a double cheese? Into that brevity thing. If I hit by the show and be like oh my god I was doing a show with my friend yesterday and I was calling double cheese burgers double cheese Cuz that's what you said is so funny. Oh my god

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I feel fantastic Thanks right along with me today guys going through the drive-through. I'll see you next time Yeah, drive it drive out drive through Oh, that's pathetic and that was close to Gagia also that really was that was his little side off Drive in drive out drive Imagine a road trip with this fucking asshole I'm sorry Tony will heavy on the show. I would just jump out and start rolling just test my luck What's that?

So as I'm watching this video they suggested I watch this other video of his that he put out like a day later on YouTube I haven't watched this one yet, but I thought maybe we could check it out together Let's see what happens Look at look at this fucking production that he has like I'm my feet eye bags to watch this asshole eat double cheese. Hold on, I gotta unpack that up. What the fuck, that's amazing. What an asshole. The audience is beauty.

This is the trailer! He made a trailer for a two-minute video! Oh, no. So this is just like... So he's one of these guys who wanted to learn how to use his video editing software and then had this idea he put out his first project. I'll put it up on the internet. Yeah. And by the way, by the way, I'll be doing so. This is the same channel that he's currently using for his political podcast. We explained how gun legislation needs to happen. I might want Two cheeseburgers. No guilt it says on the screen also there was no struggle But what what is this thing where he wants to feel guilty

But he doesn't want to feel guilty. He's like not sure which angle to go with here. I don't get it He should talk to Ash. Ash would put him straight. Oh, yeah, I should be like you're not even in fit of fat. Yeah. What are you doing skinny boy? Right. Okay, twig This is retarded. He must think this is funny. He must think he's editing this thing where his face is taking up the entire screen which is grotesque and He's sat there for hours putting this together with the music band. I don't know about hours, but yeah, I probably took a few hours. And

he's sitting there going, this is fucking funny. See if he does his tag line at the end. No, I get you to get a watch the real thing to see the tag line. Holy shit. Let's see what the comments are. That's zero. Okay. Oh, okay. Do I have one? So I'll put out a poll or something. We'll see if we should have, uh,

Tony Michaels on the show. So this is kind of like what we're're gonna do on our midweek shows. We'll do a deep dive on someone that we, maybe we talk about too much, maybe we don't talk about enough. I don't know, we'll play it by ear, we'll figure out what's going on. What happens to me, the reason why this is happening

is because by Thursday and Friday, there's already so much that's happened during the week that I feel like shit, it's already past. I haven't, I can get a chance to talk about it. And then when I start prepping for the show, I put together a three hour long show and I don't want to do a three hour long show. No one wants to do a three hour long show.

It's too much. It's too fucking much. So we're gonna get to all the stuff that we should be getting to. And we'll be doing that midweek episodes going forward. Producer Chris, thank you so much for coming over today. Hey, yeah. And doing the show with me.

I do have, every time really. I do have some voice mails that we'll get to. But first, I wanna say, please join us again next time and it might be the episode we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts? Sleep well every ponder. Starting in the must-vis of morning radio

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Oh, let's get into it. Let's start with someone who has a question about our programming. I think that's good. I need more people to ask me questions. I don't explain what we're doing enough. Right. And it's confusing for people. Hey Carl, listen, I got a favorite ask you. So the Patreon bonus that like to Patreon early release episodes, you only send the YouTube link. Would you be able to start sending the audio link to it too because that way I can listen to it while I'm like doing something else on my phone because like I don't want to pay for YouTube premium suck that shit um yeah I love the show

um um call me back okay no one's telling you to give money to Google. Do you not buy YouTube premium? Here's the deal. We send out a YouTube link, as I mentioned, for all of our episodes, when you're on the page, you're on a supercast, and then you can watch along with us, but we also do it in the Discord. So if you just wanna listen to it,

there's your audio feed right there. Go to our Discord, which you can find a link on our website. And you can listen to every episode. And that, by the way, whether you're a subscriber or not, we allow you to listen in for free. Yeah. Did I explain that all right?

Yeah. I was doing a show last week called ID10T with Chris Hardwick. Oh, yeah. Which, by the way, Jenny Jingle's goes, did you really not know what ID10T was? Didn't I say that it looks like a spell's the word idiot? Yeah, we covered it. Yeah, I was just like, no, I just thought it was stupid. I knew it. How dare you? Jenny. So they had a guest on, Chris did. This guy, Al Madrigal. Al Madrigal.

Al Madrigal. So apparently I wasn't saying Al Madrigal correctly, although I think I was pretty close. Yeah, previous caller, if you want to get in the discord, you can rip on Carl when he's not putting ours in words or any other other words that, you know, I mean, just one of the bonuses of being in the discord and He wasn't the oldie person. Oh, there's more on the correct us on this pronunciation Mattricle Mattricle Mattricle You wrote that down down

I thought it was pretty close. Yeah, there's a lot of words on my notes, you know? Sure. It's too much sometimes. Spelt with letters. Gary from San Diego, called into the show. Hey, Carl, Gary from San Diego. I guess when John told Monique that he's both a comedy writer and a comedian. He's totally delusional.

He's certainly not writing comedy for anybody. And as far as being a comedian, he hasn't done any comedy gigs, except for the black box in like 12 months. Active comedians work more than once a year to 12 people. And the other comment he made about Julie buying bot To for followers on Twitter Me think John was a little jealous John would buy bots if he had the money, but he's broke. Yeah, he's totally bankrupt. He doesn't have any money to buy bots or he would

Okay, talk to you later. The one thing I know about Gary from San Diego, he does not lie. He does not like to lie. I think he might be out of something with that call. Are you familiar with Paco? Oh yeah. So Paco called in and I wasn't even gonna play this

because of something that he says at the end but he does make up for it. Yeah what's up Carl this is Paco and uh oh before I continue this voicemail is brought to you by audible.com if you want to hear some fucked up boso reading you a bichet book go to audible.com. Paco's got spouts. book go to honorable dot com i could got some emotional code talk and you'll get uh eighty two percent off sweet enough back to the voicemail yeah uh i couldn't help but notice when i was listening to the show that you said stuttering john turned into a fish imagine imagine if

stuttering john the fish had eyelids oh my right, man. I'll see you guys later. We're best so close. Yeah, buddy. Cobb right back in okay Yeah, what's so called this is Paco I Think I'm there's myself To add this boy smell is brought to you by deep discount.com if you're looking for an out of print DVD or CD Thank you if you're looking for an out of print DVD or CD, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a, hit a,

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audible, and deep discount money that you're getting over there. Gary from San Diego called back at again. Now, he's got a scoop for us. This guy sounds like Vic Henley. That I think is pretty, you think he's reincarnated as a scissor. I was waiting for Caesar leaves.

Maybe he faked his own death to get away from Opie. Hey Carl, I said I had another revelation. Well it's from my neighbor Sandy. Here she is. Sandy, I heard you up in Calabasis at the Sagebrush, Cantina. Tell us what happened. Oh my gosh, yes, I did go up there to visit some friends.

And on the way to the Cantina, we took it over and you will never believe who are the driver one, Dr. In John. Dr. In John? Yes. And oh my gosh, this guy is such a flabbermouth. He didn't stop talking the entire trip. Anyway, I had to get in two stars.

I hope I don't ever have to ride with that guy again. I hope nobody has to ride with Stuttering John again. Thanks for the input, Sandy. Fantastic. So Stucho discovered it in wild. I can't even imagine that that would make my day. If ever saw a Stucho in the wild. Look at there he is. He's trying with the car. What if he teaches from an Uber? Interesting. Maybe a limo. Maybe he's a limo driver. That'd be fun to watch. It'd be amazing to watch. All right. This is an interesting call. Yeah, whatever. Fucking don't be corny, whatever. Dude, Joel McCal, or whoever the hell you were talking about on the last podcast, the guy who's on the super whatever that dude.

Man, he is just like white bread and white privilege upper middle class America to me I literally don't know what man you're talking about but I assume based on the faith that it's like one of these 10 guys in media but I don't know what the fuck they do and I don't give a shit. So thanks for the content. All right so it wasn't Joel McHale, and I think this guy figured that out, because he called back into the show. And these are all twofers. Oh, it's fucking Chris Hardwick,

dude, who fucking cares about that guy. I know. I kind of felt the same way. These guys are interchangeable. Sure, but someone cared who left two voicemails. Yeah, no, Joel's all accounts funny. I think he's pretty. Yeah.

All right. Wait, that's a community guy, right? Yes. Okay, all right, yes. Did you come with me when we saw him live at the casino? Good, because there were people talking behind us the whole fucking time and I wanted to murder them. Yeah.

Dude, I can throw some dirty looks at a comedy club. I've been known. I'm gonna quick-tub and what? He was a funny shush. Snaggletooth keep looking at us. I don't want to ruin your bachelor at party. Can you calm down over there? Rrrrr.

Rrrrr. Rrrrrrr. Rrrrrrr. All right. See that, John? you can't goof on me because producer Chris was goofing on me. So now you can. I was first. It's how that works. All right. So this is a very interesting theory. I think this is breaking news right here. Kevin, come on. Use your brain, buddy. John cannot talk about what he's doing with teaching. This is all over Hollywood. It's common knowledge because he's researching for a role in a script that he's written at the semi-autobiographical film about a young Hollywood star, Mensa member, drops it all to go teach under-privileged Mensa students while simultaneously battling a bucktooth

club-plated monster who's out to get him. I'll invest in that. That sounds like a pretty good story right there. Totally. So the job is just just do it research this whole time. What's it called? No shit. Do you have an idea? Stand for me. I don't know.

I'll work out of it. I'll work out of it. Work shop that one. Put a poll on. How do I teach these kids? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha All right. Tucker Dixon called, but I think he was just once. Well, no, okay. I think he was trying to call Jen from the Jingles Department. I should use you listen. So she'll get the message either way. Hey Jen Tucker, I'm just giving you a call. Yeah, I got to don't worry. I got to see how the tickle costume. But hey, real quick, I don't know how he knows

that Stuck your nose what's going on with us so we're gonna have to like lay low for a little while stop detecting all the little random meetups we've been having I don't want Carl finding out he'll be so pissed if he finds out so like we're just gonna we're gonna chill out I'll see you in Rochester in a few months probably so just I don't know how John found out but he knows what's going on yeah I'm gonna call Carl now and leave a joke about my totally real wife to throw him off the trail. So I'll talk to you later, Jen, baby. Tucker, out.

All right, so hopefully Jen got that message. All right, so take your call to do the show and see what you have to say. Hey, Carl, Tucker, digs it here. Hey, I just want to let you know, my wife Anita, who's totally real, a huge fan of your show. And yeah, I just just wanna let you know, my real wife loves your show now. She had a good time in Nashville.

So now my real wife loves your show. Yeah, so, you know, I love my real wife. Okay, we'll talk about, bye. He really loves his real wife, totally real and needed Dixon. Good for him. I'm really happy for those two. I hope that they stand the test of time

Yeah, you know only time will tell if they stand the test of time as one Sammy Heygar once told me I thought there was Asia. Okay, no It's got what it takes it's for bonus episode last one This is a call for tab burt who kill it last week. Yes, why the positive response to tabburt on the show. He's always funny Carl it's your buddy eight-holt This guy you have on tabb he rules have him on all the time. I forget love tab

He rules have him on all the time. I forget love tab. I'm great night. This from Mr. A. Hitler. Yeah, we get it. We get to it's from. So apparently he moved to the US. All right. I would have guessed Argentina, but there you have it.

What do you think? What do you think producer Chris was this worth our time today? Yeah. I got to go watch Josh Allen play golf against Tom Brady that's happening right now. Of course. I got you down. It's very important.

It flew by, it was fucking weird. I'm gonna say it in. Well, these clips are insane. These people are insane people. Do you wanna throw some drops down real quick? Just gonna fill it out out like make me feel? We uh we called that the Stinger. Yeah. They don't let you use that no more. Jesus I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Are we down here? I think we are. Okay folks. Guess what? The episodes over. I gotta go goodbye. Goodbye.

Guess what? The episode's over! I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye!