Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep315 - I Weigh with Jameela Jamil

Episode Date: June 5, 2022

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We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's go into it. The show hosted by Jamila Jamil. I listened to the most recent episode came out yesterday with Laura Bates as the guest. And I'm going to start it off with the clip that I think sums up the show for me. It is so, so depressing.

This show is a bummer. Holy shit, guys. I don't know who's listening to this, but they can't be well. Actually, I do know who's listening to it because at the very end of the episode, she reads this listener letter that came in and I was not surprised by any of this.

Here is an I-way from one of our listeners. I-way my two dogs who were the loves of my life. I weigh my love for books, which let me travel to magical places and experience life in so many different ways. I weigh battling depression on a daily basis and sometimes emerging as the victor. I weigh my softness despite having been hurt so often. I weigh my compassion and my kindness. I weigh still being here, although it gets really dark and lonely. Beautiful. Stop listening to this podcast.

It's bumming you out. I weigh 300 plus pounds and I can't leave my house. I'm sorry, did they turn it I weigh into a noun? Here's an I weigh. Yeah, I guess. Is there a clip that sells up the show for you, Andy? Sure, yes. Clip 8, what the show is all about

Hello, and welcome to another episode of iWay with Jermila Jamil a podcast against shame so it's against shame Okay, no shame in this game, but then right after that maybe like 30 seconds into the show 10 This is me saying that These same senators claim To care so much about the lives of children, about the lives of citizens, about the futures of all these people they haven't even met yet. And yet they won't do a single thing in over two decades since Columbine.

They won't do anything. Shame, shame. Yes. Oh, okay. So there is some shame. She doesn't have shame, but she shames everyone else. Yeah. There's what this cup is down to.

I speak shamed of power. Yes. Yeah. Shame on power. I also thought it was interesting because I weigh I W E I G H. People thought that maybe this was a show about faddies or something like this woman's a model. Yeah.

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advertising as we got for the edge wishes she had these sponsor the other thing about the title I was texting Joe Carl you can't that does she know that you can spell I and way multiple different ways I was like I don't, does she know that you can spell I and way multiple different ways? I was like, I don't, I don't know where the fuck to find this. What am I, what am I looking for? And it's nothing but Sarah Silverman energy on this, right? Correct.

It's, I don't know who, like I listen to podcasts so I can get away from my miserable life. Right. I don't want to listen to a podcast where nobody's having any fun whatsoever. Why would you listen to that? There's no hope. It's all despair. The world is over. Everything sucks. And this woman, Laura Bates, who's the guest on this show,

holy shit, she is a downer. She writes these books where there's this book that she wrote, Fix the system, not the women. Fix the system, not the women. This is your new book. And I'm dying to talk to you about it because it's about the systemic oppression. I have a new book. It's called Nothing is My Falled Either. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's like, well, all right, women are not the prominent arts. It's

man. It's this systematic sexism and misogyny. We listened to one with a different guest, Aaron Gibson. And it's the same. I tried to find Aaron Gibson and it was like, she wrote a book called Feminasty or something like that. She's a Hollywood producer. These are all privileged women from Hollywood that have everything and are not in touch with reality. Joe, did you, what did you pick up about this show? Do you have a clip?

I guess with Aaron Gibbons, I don't know what her name is. It, my clip one is, they're funny names that they come up. This is how funny it is. I knew it was going to happen, and I knew Kavanaugh was a fucking liar. I knew, you know, I was about Amy Foney Barrett. A good sake. We have gone through several iterations of what we call her on my show. We started with Amy Clowney butthole.

I think now we're going to stick with Amy Cummy blanket. That's good too. And we call it Kavanaugh Kavanaugh. We call Kavanaugh Kavanaugh. Oh my God. But these are called beer Kavanaugh. That's the right reaction to that. I gotta say, more clever than anything

Southern Johnson would come up with. So, Marjorie trailer green, but Jameel, like she was just like, oh yeah, like it was just like, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, good one. It's not funny at all, right? But the thing that stands out, we call her Kumblyk.

That's not bad. That wasn't bad, happy with that one. But the thing that we're talking about, I'm like, yeah, that's a good name for her. I want to completely, the thing that really stood out to me at the beginning of that clip was, I knew it. I knew it, I knew this, I knew that. I knew it all the time, I know everything.

Oh yeah, that's this, that's this podcast. Well, the assumption is that men are always lying. And so it's like, of course they know it. Yeah, of course. I know. Well, I have a quiz for you guys, because you probably have not listened to the most recent episode. Can you guess why Jameela hasn't been online lately?

Why is she avoiding the internet? Any guesses from the room? Any guesses at all. Her neighbor turned off their internet. She got a new vibrator. He's a real guess at all. All right, let's real good? Yeah. Yeah. All right, let's find out the answer.

I don't think people should have meamed this and become TikTok famous from impersonating moments from this incredibly sad trial about two very unstable people and a very unstable and deeply upsetting and scary relationship. Johnny Depp and Amber Hurt is bumping her out. unstable and deeply upsetting and scary relationship. Hi. Hi. Hi. Johnny Depp and Amber heard is bumming her out. It's the only funny thing going on in the world right now. I thought she was still talking about the rovers' wage, right?

You know, she's talking about the only thing that's funny, and it's bumming her out. And she's the only person I know who's getting depressed by this. Yeah, who's bummed out? Who? Yeah, I went a megapine of wine. Anyway, I couldn't believe it was six weeks. Yeah, let's gomed out of it? Who? Yeah, I want a megapaint of wine. I mean, what's the, I couldn't believe it once six weeks. Like, yeah, let's go. Let's go. One more week. One more week. Bring your back of the stand. Let's go. Let's go.

I don't think people really understand yet how much damage they've done by trivializing it like this. I don't think they understand the knock-on effect of making this a punchline, of making the name I'm a herde punchline. And I'm not going to get to the specifics, I didn't even really follow the trial. So depressing. Oh, it's just too depressing. You don't understand why Amber heard as a punchline, right? She's shit in a bed.

I told Arias. I shit the bed the other day. I told everybody about it. It's hilarious. I told her, I should the bed the other day. I told everybody about it. Yeah. It's hilarious. And meanwhile, she's like, I don't know why this is what people are focused on, but she talked about it in the episode. We listen to also clip five. And if we just apply any of the energy that we do on TikTok to getting deep into Amber herd and Johnny Depp's fucking receipts like we have more than the capacity

To find the truth. Yeah, but it's not as far the truth. This is just fine Right gives a fuck about the proof Yeah, yeah, actually clip six. This is the answer to why people don't focus on that like do something you like while you do this You know, I mean it's daunting. It's not it's not exciting Yeah, it's not a show ever heard as a crazy hot bitch that's shitting in beds in Johnny Jeff is drinking megapines. Are they running for mayor cuz I'll vote for that Why don't people care about the LA mayorial election? Yeah, and all they care about is Johnny Depp Okay, well was hell sparks in the running for that

That'd be pretty fucking cool. All right, so she is kind of a little bit obsessed with this Johnny Depp trial because it is interesting. But she wants to let everybody know that there's a reason why people are rooting for Johnny Depp over Amber Heard. Only the woman's aggressions and microaggressions and slipups and fuckups are turned into popular comedy content and a witch hunt that we all seem to have such a sympathetic reason behind a man's terrible behavior is always just passionate. Or he was unstable and sad and an addict. And we just have so much of a more sympathetic tone for men.

We should just look at that. We always give men a pass. Is that what she's trying to say? There's never a witch hunt. Harvey Weinstein, Andrew Cuomo, Louis C. K. Matt Lauer, Brian Singer, Brett Kavanaugh, last moon vest, Charlie Rose. James Franco, is he's on sorry, Russell Simmons, Elf Franken, Brian Kavanaugh, Brett Ratner, Jeremy Pippin, Kevin Spacey, to Sean Watson.

Good group. I mean, yeah, fight, fight people. It's like a party. Good people on both sides, but what the fuck is she talking about? She really sees the world through just one way and that is that women are always oppressed and men are always the asshole and the aggressor and this is such a great segue out of her Amber, her Johnny Depp trial discussion. But anyway, speaking of sex of them,

today I have such an extraordinary person on the podcast. I've been a fan of hers for well over a decade. Speaking of sexism, you guys are gonna love the guests I have on today. And she does this thing where she does this like coming up on the show today. And normally you want to say things that are interesting. You're like, oh, we'll talk about the new Star Wars. You know, something you're like, oh, I want to hear what they have to say about that.

This is her version of it. We discuss the whole movement. We discuss how we met. We discuss how the system is failing women. We discuss how institutional met. We discuss how the system is failing women. We discuss how institutional misogyny is. We do, I just want to offer you a trigger warning. We do talk about rape in this episode and sexual assault and so we don't talk about it in any particularly graphic way, but it does come up.

Why is this hot bread so sad and mad? That's a great question. I love British people telling me about America. That's my favorite part about it. And I mean, she is aware of that fact, but it's just all, can you explain to me, America, do I have to? You've been here just observed for years. Yeah, you know what's happening. All right, so then she gets into the police.

I guess the police are all against women now to the way that police fail us how much scary Misogyny and and endangerment women lies amongst the police. Oh, you're not black man She's trying to take every victim right possible cutting down women in the street victim, right? Possible. Running down women in the street. No, I'm not seeing that. Yeah, no, no.

I think that maybe she's overplaying her hand here a little bit. So, do you think it's like, okay, there are some issues here, but when you say like everything is an issue, then nothing is. Right, right. It's a little bit too much. Yeah. You're a successful Hollywood actress. You're maybe the least depressed person in the world, so.

But she does know one thing. It's a really fascinating episode. I disagree. I thought it mostly boring to be out of it. Yeah. I found, you know, I had a bone to pick with her in my clip one, Carl. No, none of us are perfect. So let's talk.

People could turn around. Obama's campaign, when he was running, running you know in the running to become president at first He said that he belitt he believed that marriage should be between a man and a woman. He was one who ushered in Equal marriage equal rights to marriage for everyone. Thanks a lot Obama. I would take it my vote back Before if you could do that. Yeah, take my last vote back. What else you guys pick up on Joe? What else do you listen in for? Oh, well, mostly what I picked up on was like Aaron Gibbons was like not funny at all, but she's supposed to be. I like play my clip too. Let's see how funny. How has your mental health been your whole life?

Oh, I'm depressive. Like I didn't have the words for it when I was a teenager, so I just listened to the music that could do that for me. You know, Alanis? Oh, Alanis. A lot of rage songs. Is it that I like to do? Two games or music?

I mean, we're talking, you know, Suzy Sue, and we're talking like Kate Bush. We're talking all the cure, all the cure that anyone can handle. I had it. Should have the word over to Prussia as a teenager. You're doing it wrong. How many words you have to learn after you're a teenager? Hey, first of all, your music sucks. Yeah, that's nice.

Second of all, you really bait and fucking switch me. She goes, oh, all the rage songs. I'm like, oh, she likes rage? That's what I thought too. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Oh, man, this one's fucking awesome.

No, I couldn't name one fucking keyboard. Headlighting will affair this year. Rage against the machine. Yeah, yeah. Also, I love the way that clip starts. Yeah. How is your mental health then? You're in higher life.

Are you? What's crazy is that she had an answer for that. Yeah. Because I would have been like, very? I don't know. I'm really close to her. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just like, oh, I've just been to press the whole fucking time. Oh, neat. Well, I started off very happy when I was a kid. And then I became a teenager. And I got really depressed. And I time. Oh, me. Well, I started off very happy when I was a kid, and then I became a teenager, and I got really depressed, and I didn't understand anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I got a little bit more secure in my life, and then I figured out the whole world sucks. Okay, that's my whole life. Couple of that with terrible music. Yeah, yeah. And then I was really listening to shit music. Yeah, my eighth birthday party and my dad dying. Same reaction.

So the problem that we have here guys, because it is systemic, is the world I'm looking for? We're just not berating men enough. You know, because I know a lot of very good decent men who don't go around constantly harassing women. And I thought, maybe they just don't know what it is that we're experiencing. And so if they hear enough of my stories

and our stories and everyone's stories, they'll wake up to it and step up to the fight and step up to the plate. Yeah, let's bug the shit out of everybody who's actually doing the right thing. That's a great strategy. I don't have enough to do. Yeah, that's going to go really well. Now I got to go fight injustice. What manner?

Listening to this anyway. Not because they're repelling them. They're actively repelling men out of their lives, off of their podcast. Their strategy is not going to work. This is a bad plan. We need to tell all the guys who aren't harassing women, that they're harassing women. They got to do something about it. Why?

They got to get that potato guy from what's the palm soil? They got to change the mind. I know just the potato Simpo could do it for you ladies. All right. So these solutions they're coming up with just aren't good enough. Sarah Everard was murdered. The police told women in Clapham not to go out on their own. Sabina Nessa was murdered.

They handed out 200 attack alarms to local women. Bobby Amma Cloud was murdered. The leader of her city council said women shouldn't be putting themselves in compromising positions. We had a police and crime commissioner saying that Sarah Everard shouldn't have submitted to the false arrest that was used to impress her and that women needed to be more streetwise. I think people are just trying to give suggestions, help you out and deal with reality.

It's not like they're setting... What do you want to do, bandmen? Is that the solution here? What do you want us to do? It's going to change the law and kill the bugs. Right! Do you want spiders on your permit? He's going to mow the lawn and take the garbage out. The fuck these these women, by the way, will never get anyone on their sides because they're just assholes. Yeah, they're just unlike my clip three. I would love

to. I wasn't attracted to my boyfriend anymore, and I thought there was something wrong with me now. Wow. Hot tip. We should have broke up, but I was like, no, this person is a great person. I should be attracted to them, but I'm not. So I went to this therapist. This is in college and also the idea that I was like, I'm a college person. I should want to fuck all the time and I didn't and I'm a college person. I should want to fuck all the time and I didn't. And I'd, so I thought there was something chemically wrong with me, so this doctor put me on Prozac, a very high dosage.

And I, I remember I used to make sandwiches for this guy who lives off of campus who was unhoused. I made sandwiches for him every week and I stopped when I was on Prozac. Below me. So, but my favorite thing about this is I was unattracted to my boyfriend and I didn't fuck him and then I was making sandwiches for a homeless man. Okay, I don't know. They broke down the formula for pleasing a man a long, long time ago. And this is tried

and tripped. Right. Fuck him and make him a sandwich. Right. It's very fucking simple. Should you give him the almost guy blow jobs too? You just don't want to get on board with the fucking program. Right. Like, what the fuck? Make a guy a sandwich. He's deliberately not getting the point. No, no.

And then I wasn't trying to be my boyfriend, so I went to see a therapist, okay, weird. And then that person prescribed me a shit ton of pro-zac. Well, there was more to it than that. Yeah, that was not it. Was it a female therapist? You do it, you do it, you do it? You don't think your boyfriend's hot as fuck? Well, then you better take some drugs because it doesn't make any sense at all.

That whole story. My clip for Piggie Gibbs-Backs right off that. Yeah. My friend and I once did that for an unhoused man for several years. And then it was cheese sandwiches he wanted. He would come and climb our gate and then we would run down and give him cheese sandwiches. My brother especially, because he was a bit older than me. So I wasn't allowed to go downstairs late at night if it was too late.

And one day he came to us and he was like, my shelter is being moved somewhere else. And so he had done his stuff. And we were like, sure. And my shelter is being moved. It's very windy today. You guys might refrigerate a recently or okay, the reason I don't know. I'm not done with this yet. So I just pause it because I had a joke. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. And so can you help me move all of my stuff and we were like Sure how many coats to your own There's a shout down wheels right sharp I'm just shopping to find to get all of his belongings

There's just one really fucking heavy bag and we were like Heavy bag We looked inside and there was two years of cheese sandwiches. I thought, what the fuck? What the fuck is this? And it was like, well, I'm just more of a pate man, really. It's almost like homeless people deserve to be homeless. I can't tell you, I work in the inner city, and I can't tell you how many times I've

gone out of my way to Give food to somebody that was paying handling in front of the shore just to have them not thank you not want it. They just want the money. Yeah, and So they can do whatever they want with it whether it's drugs or Wicker or buy something that they want to pick out But if you hand somebody a tray of chicken fingers and they're just like, they don't even thank you for it. Yeah, I mean, so what am I doing?

I'm not homeless and I know for a fact, drugs and alcohol way better than food. Oh, yeah. I'm choosing those seven times on something. Why Euthanasia is the solution to the homeless problem is a different topic for a different day. Okay. The real, yes. a different topic for a different day. Okay. The real, yes. What I, the reason I pulled that clip with though was,

I call that me too, but Jamila's Me Too movement is very different than what everybody else knows about the Me Too movement. This Me Too movement is, oh, you, you help the homeless? I also help the homeless. Don't be too, you can't help unhoused people with those. But I once helped unhoused people as well. Yeah, you're not better than me. That's shows. Oh, I'm me too. I helped the homeless.

Yeah, she's a one upper ducker. But if I have the garbage bag full of cheese sandwiches to prove it, well, they're completely out of touch. When it comes to that. My clip to this is class warfare. But we really hear the rich and poor. We really hear about class and poverty. That always seems to be a conversation that suddenly they back out of. So who's not talking about that? It's there. Right. The only thing half of LA is a fucking tent city. Yeah. Every time I go to work, there's some asshole with shittin' his pants, asking me for all the change that I have. Sorry about that, but I'll just see it. I was a vending machine.

You couldn't find a bathroom. I apologize. Yeah. To keep bringing it off. Yeah, like my own show. But yeah, so rich people protect themselves from poverty and the homeless no shit You never hear the conversation Because you're a privileged woman. Yeah, maybe at that fundraiser you go to you think you're raising all this money for some charity

And really people are just pocketing all this money that you're donating. Yeah, maybe that's helping. Yeah, and go to a soup catch Yeah, right you're your five minute commute from Beverly Hills to Beverly Hills. You don't see the homeless problem. Shocker. All right, I have some more suggestions from police officers who want to help women. I remember reading about a case in Australia where a young woman was murdered. And the police's response was to tell women to not use headphones when they walk home at night. So, is that the only thing the police did? Did they try to find the guy or anything?

They're just like the only thing they did. It's like yeah, don't wear headphones. I don't know what to tell you. I'm pretty sure they were just one of the things that police did after a girl was murdered. Yeah, it's a suggestion. Keep your head on a swivel. They show up with the yellow tape and, you know,

quarter off the area and put a lot all around the body. That's what they do. It's not going to do it. So, after this woman Laura Bates goes through all of this man hating nonsense and bullshit and how men are the problem, everything, I love that our friend Jamila says this. I think we're kind of on the same page. I 100% agree with you.

We're kind of on the same page I want 100% agree with you. I know what is it? Yeah, we might be coming from the same place a little bit. I 100% agree with you. I don't I can't you can go ahead and play my five if you want. It's this might be the reason you need a man in your life. When I first moved L.A. I used to cry in traffic.

Like, everyone crying traffic. I felt like when I look around, everyone's either picking their nose, crying or trying to eat a full bowl of very milky cereal. But Tony Michaels is in LA. I had no idea. I thought he was a Missouri. Just feels like, why do we do a game show? I remember I was backing out of a parking spot at an email box store

and someone hugged at me and I just burst into tears. I just, I was like, I can't handle anything. Bro, the fuck off. Really? These are the people who are dish-ing-out advice, non-stop, and how you should live your life with it. What you need to do, and how men need to act, and these people can't fucking survive a day.

The next step off to that is, is now holding the good guys, quote unquote, accountable to pressure those men because these men can't get away with this without the complicity and the complacency of all voters everywhere. I just like their strategy of we should just be berating people we don't like. I'm in fact, I'm going to run for county executive. And if you don't vote for me, I will come to your house to tell you what it actually you are to your face it might work hang on carl the one you listen to is to british people telling you

how americans should function well this is interesting because something happened in the u-k recently i had no idea it's literally not hysterical to say that rape has been decriminalized in the UK. That's not hysterical. I was hoping for mushrooms. That's a weird one, isn't it? So, that clip that I put at the beginning about how depressing everything is, there's

a little bit more to this. It's so depressing on top of that to see women sometimes don't believe each other and women participate and not just shaming one another but also shaming themselves. Wait a second, your book is, women aren't the problem. That's the whole thing. We have to fix the system, it's after women and they're like, and part of the problem is these women. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, if they were successful that's good. Man they would immediately go after each other. No one's not with a day. That's a great point. I'm not really it's since Mean Girls I don't think that Vagin Vag crime has been a big surprise. I mean that's a very

dumb thing. Yeah Vagin Vagin I gotta Google that. That sounds fun. Yeah. Yeah. porn history. Search. Like, it's like, it's my keyword search. My first word. I want to see the chalk outline of that. We're going to run around and pretend like no woman's ever claimed to be pregnant when she wasn't or claim to got raped when she wasn't. Spears. Yeah. What the fuck are you? They talking about.

Well, this is interesting because there's more statistics that are going in here and talking about how suppressed women are are even when they're young children We know that the number one magic wish of American teenage girls is to be sinner with all the other things that girls could wish for Being thinner is not magic. All right magic. We should be like having I don't know a dinosaur having a pat dinosaur That'd be like a fun magic west big a Disney princess Yeah, yeah, right You could just like exercise to eat last like that's not like a fun magic wizz. Yeah, being a Disney princess. Yeah, yeah, right. Being thinner, you could just like exercise and eat less. Like there's no magic involved at all.

Mm-hmm. I don't know. What do I know? I'm not a teenage girl. All right, I'm gonna borrow those things. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you have to live in LA to vote for the mayor of LA, right? I will, imagine.

Well, let's fucking, why am I listening to a podcast to the whole fucking world about what's going on with the mayor in LA? In clip number three, I guess there's a what's going on with the mayor and LA and clip number three I guess there's a billionaire that's running to be mayor of LA. Mm-hmm. There's a lot of that. It's scary and by the way, why? Why do you want to be mayor? Why don't you just be a rich guy? I know. Why do you want to listen to people bitch at you about infrastructure and health and wellness?

But it would just get in, if I was a rich man. Yeah. It would just get in the way of my whore fucking jet ski riding. I would run for mayor. And it would agree on her on the roof. It's actually quite noble if you're a billionaire. It's actually want to make changes. Yeah, yeah.

By certainly would it. I'm guessing she judges people by how much money they have. Right. Okay. All right. Just to follow that up real quick and clip for this is a 16 year old. What kind of 16 year old do about the mayor of LA? Nothing. Let's find out. Yeah. Right. If I'm a 16 year old listening to this episode right now, I'm like, well, I find out about, yeah, where the fuck do I find out about school board, where the fuck do I find out about mayoral elections and council stuff, you know, like, where do I, how do I, how does that 16 year old mobilized themselves and their family at least. A, it's called the fucking internet.

B, 60 year olds can't vote. See, when I was 16, all I care about is about getting a cooler car and hiding my boner in public. That's all they fucking care about. They don't care. I never got any of those things. 60 year old, I'm like, why is this shit video not downloading quick? No 16 year old is listening to this podcast. Also, I don't think 16 year olds understand

what we need in a mayoral candidate. They don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. No, I don't encourage young dumb people to vote our assholes. It's non-stop, we gotta rock the vote, we gotta get out and vote. It's like, no, they don't know what's going on. Let them stay home, it's fine. That everyone needs to fucking vote all the time. Right. It's too much voting

Yeah, it doesn't work anyway. Oh, we win the women vote like what's going on around here the results are in Pikachu one by a land Come on give us a fuck yeah, if there was a way to like collect ballots. I'm sure that we're 60 year old. We excited about it All right, I think I'm pretty much was 60 year old. I'm excited about it. All right. I think I'm pretty much through all the clips. I got one left. Showed you of any left. I got to. All right. Let's hear it. My six one is too close to home for me. You know, someone I hate that twins. She was like, well, they did IVF and she was like, if you told me what it was going to be like, I would have gotten rid of one of them. I have a friend who has like this tab always open with flights to like one way ticket flights to random countries and she's just always checking the prices and just looking at her.

But likelihood is she's never going to go. But that tab is not going to be a good thing. And I'm not going to be a good thing. I'm not going to be a good thing. I'm not going to be a good thing. I'm not going to be a good thing. I'm not going to be a good thing. I'm not going to be a good thing. I'm not going to be a good thing. I'm not going to be a good thing. one way ticket flights to random countries and she's just always checking the prices and just looking at her. Good likelihood is she's never going to go, but that tab is always, always open. Just to

give her that sense of relief that, you know what, I could just go to fucking Acapulco, I could just fuck off DeBora Bora right now. Wow, we do accomplish nothing. Yeah, these people are coward. You're celebrating this? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that?

You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that?

You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? You're celebrating that? That's that's my hero. I wish I could have on a way. I think that's a true story. I don't I'm sorry. That's horses. It sounds stupid. One more. All right. Then my clip seven.

Go ahead. My mom in the 70s couldn't get a fucking credit card. I'm gonna have credit while. I know. There's stuff. There's so much, we've made so much progress and one of the great things is that like now as people who could reproduce, we can ask ourselves, is this what I want? I don't think that was the case 20 years ago. You were kind of demonized if you didn't, if you didn't have kids or someone thought that there's something wrong with you. I'm missing something. First of all, the fuck was the point of it.

So first of all, your mom couldn't get a credit card in the 70s because she was a fucking loser. That's why she could have never stopped it. Think it was your mom's fault. It's funny because there was another podcast. I was on Drew and Mike and someone said that women couldn't get credit cards in the 70s or something like that. And so they just quickly fact-checked it and that's patently false.

Yeah, that's bullshit. It's not true. I didn't even have to fake that. And so they just quickly fact-checked it, and that's penalty-fault. Yeah, that's bulls-ass. That's true. I didn't even have to fake that. Yeah, it's a lot of it. A lot of women today can't get credit cards. Yeah, they don't pay their fucking their losers. I've been a loser. I know we smell our own.

I know a loser way. You're in recovery. But that also, women could, they were pressured to have kids 20 years ago, it was 2002. All right, I did a soft poll of the two people, to two women sitting next to me. Oh, you were 20 years old in 2002. Did you feel like you had to have a family or you were failing?

No, I didn't feel that way. Did you feel that way? No, I didn't feel that way. All right, it was 2000 fucking two. two hundred percent of women did not feel pressure to have kids. You heard it here. Never. Never. Never. Actually, since you brought that up, I do have this clip that I wanted to play. I had Dr. Jackson Katz. I don't know, I feel familiar with his work. I had him on his podcast and he feels very passionately about us not using the terminology violence against

women because it's a passive, passive language that means that we're not actually saying who's done it as if a, you know, I don't know, ghost or a raccoon could possibly be responsible. And so I'm trying to learn to make sure that I say specifically men's violence against women so that they can stop being excluded from the motherfucking narrative. Are they saying there are only two genders? Because I've been triggered right now. In that other clip, there are people who can reproduce. Like, okay, that's safe. But I'm going to start saying my women's ruining of my weekend. Every time I'm like, why is it trying to make you do something I don't want to do? I watched the Bad Girls Club fairly often

because I like to watch women in their underwear beat the shit out of each other. I was like, there's plenty of women beating the shit out of other women. Oh yeah, yeah. I've noticed that. I've heard that. Yeah.

We just got to let the ghost and raccoon thing go. Yeah. She tried to tell a joke though. I fixed off. I think that's what that one. Well now from now on when I hear violence against women I'm just gonna imagine a raccoons. Go holding her back. All right. All right. So these are the stories that have Glen Jay. Somebody out there make that make it up for us. Glen J's latest art by the way is fantastic. If you haven't checked out our subreddit,

it's really spot out. All right, let's clip. This is when I realized that Jumila and me could not be further apart. I want to learn more to me as like the coolest and sexiest sentence in the world. Absolutely. Yeah, other than would you like a snack?

I mean, would have shown your old points. If Jamila was wearing sunglasses and smoking his cigarette and giving me a wet hand job, that's the coolest and sexier thing I could think of. She just went to nerd with a fucking granola bar. Right. I am completely out of touch with the left now. I used to think that I was liberal. But now I realize that it's a fucking disease.

The Bill Marifact. California. I don't know what's going on out there, but these people are off the reservation. Well, this show actually inspired me, guys. Did you know? I know that you're down on it, but I'm actually gonna start a podcast where I just talk about the atrocities happening in Uganda. And we just

go over that with special guests every week for a couple hours. Virtue Signaling with Pearl Hamburg. Everybody out. It's just going to be called the total bummer show. And it's just going to be a total bummer. And we're going to cry a lot, you know, probably be in traffic crying. Someone tried to merge in front of me today. Then there'll be an ad read for chocolates. You know, it does cheer me up though. Well, I don't know where. And this is on earwolf.

Earwolf is getting Starbucks and Magnum freaking. I'm not freaking. Yeah, I'm kidding. So that would be amazing. They're getting hell of a freaking sponsorship there. I know, there can't be people listening. That's hell of a freaking sponsorship there. I know. There can't be people listening to us for real. Listen, I don't know who is listening to this.

It's the same. And there has to be like Dex Shepard, Kristen Bell. Like battered a good player. battered women. No, you know, he's listening to this actually. A potato is Adam Thoreau because he listens to every podcast in the world. We've been job the week. We've been job the week.

That's right. Thisinch of the week. This week comes to us once again from Adam Thoreau, and this is a show called, Buddled Up Bitches. And they're talking to their guest Esther. Now Esther is a very big woman. And the name of this episode of, Buddled Up Bitches is called,

Take More Pussypicks with Esther. So sorry about that. Is there anywhere you'd like to be found where people can find you and your business? Do you have anything you'd like to plug? Yeah, I create art. No, I don't kind of. I do. What a great podcast you have, I just don don't have to plug what she's doing. Where's all the pussy pictures? I heard.

Yes, I don't think you want to see him, Joe. I don't think you want to see him. What I think you do want to do is talk to us about what's going on with Jerry Bannfield because I have not been keeping up and the guy is fascinating. Well, I'm going to take a cue from Vic here and say, fuck you, Carl, because the last time you guys talked about Jerry Bannfield, you said, I should have a Jerry Bannfield bumper music. I gave you the greatest Jerry Bannfield song,

the last time we talked Jerry Bannfield, that's my clip one. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Hey, K-Go, drop! I get 30 on quiz! It is great.

I'm jacked up now. Yes, as he n word in it too. That's what makes for a good song. So, let's control. For people who don't know Jerry Bandfeld, my clip too is a reminder. Oh good. From broke to millionaire day one, my name's Jerry Bandfield and I've been in debt for 19 years now. My wife and I currently have a net worth of minus several hundred thousand dollars And I'm going to document the journey from here to all the way having over a million dollars in assets.

What's that gonna happen? So over a million dollars in assets. What's that gonna happen? So, so if you heard us talk about Jerry before, and if you never have, so what we're looking at here is YouTube now has this short thing, which is jumping on the Reels and TikTok, there are these short videos. So now Jerry is just a clickbait asshole who just takes the same messages to new platforms.

And that's what this is, is him just talking about his money again. So when it comes to the last time I was here, Carl was just like, well, Jerry's finances is what makes him very fascinating. Yeah. He doesn't really talk about it. This is it. Spoiler alert, this is just a reminder of...

We have to have anything about his finances. I don't agree with my opinion from that guy. I don't agree with my opinion from that anymore. Now that Jerry is black... Yeah, black, and hangs out with space aliens. And I'm not making either of those things up. Right. So, way more interesting than he used to be at. He's got beyond that.

And the last time I heard you guys talk about Jerry was about him becoming a black man. Sure. And if you're just listening to this, we have the video up. Jerry's clearly not black, right? I mean, or. Weirdly not black. He's wider than I am. So I, yeah, yeah.

It's like Michael Jackson a little bit, right? He has white money behind him and he's wider than that money, yeah. Yeah. Jerry came out as a black man in February, which is black history month, right? Like he's just leveraging the, everybody's just like, you're just leveraging the algorithm.

You're saying he's a liar? And I'm not saying everybody's just like you're just leveraging the algorithm. You saying he's a liar? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying this is the what has been levied again. We're saying he's clever. Uh oh. If I could predict what's going to happen here, I know that June is a pride box. Uh oh. Oh, let's get out of this.

Way ahead of the game. Okay. But anyway, so you think coming out as a black man has no repercussions, clip three. Oh, yeah. It's a tackle well for him. Have you had your videos taken down for policy violations? Me too. And I'm sick of it.

And the only solution seems to be to just put my videos out on different platforms because rarely do I get one video taken down on multiple platforms. And there's generally one platform that's extremely sensitive and takes down all kinds of different videos for no obvious reason at all. And the only thing to do is just keep creating. Go ahead and put up the videos and try and follow the rules as much as possible, but except even if you've made a clear effort to follow every single rule, and you can't possibly imagine why your video would get taken down. It still may get taken down anyway and always appeal when your

video gets taken down because I've had on some platforms more than half of my videos that got taken down put back up clearly showing that videos that get taken down are often not taken down correctly within the policies. No one told me there was going to be boasting this. Can't possibly imagine why. Yeah, I love that obvious got slipped in there. It's like for some obvious reason. And that's black Jerry talk. So if I clip for his why, I mean, point, I am now identifying as a black man and an African American. I no longer wish to be identified as a white man or Caucasian or European.

That's not why I'm in France. And I've been wanting to make that change for a long time. For a rich man. Who was in a brand field? Brand fields is all over this. He just said he's black, share. I'm sorry, I'm sharing this immediately. Can I point out the all over it?

Can I point out the obvious here? You can't say you're African-American. That's really like a continent that people are from. Yes. You can't just say, oh no, I identify as being from this place and I'm not from. Well, that's a lot of that work. Yeah, you're not from Africa.

You might identify as Mike, but you're not from Africa. Unless you say like the cradle of all civilization So we're going to the So Carl Carl already fun Carl already caught on to this so yeah, oh boy So but this was back in May so what happened? All right when Jerry said I Identify his black it was February. It was black history month. Yeah, right. When Jerry said, I identify his black, it was February. It was black history month. Yeah. So Jerry's like, Oh, I fucked up. It's black history month. That's

how I fucked this up. So last month, Jerry came out with the next clip. Okay. So he's whizing up a little little bit. He's getting ahead of it. Today, I'm coming out with an identification as LB and I don't even know I had a positive I just have to tell me what the visual if they're not watching this he's standing in front of a pride flag the entire background is a pride flag and he is naked or topless yeah it looks like he has a severe sunburn. LB, I don't even know the acronym properly. LGBTQ, which is lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans, or queer, or questioning. Now, my identification as a black man was very disturbing and shocking to some people. That's a cute top. He's revealing his way of pink toop top. Why is he not identifying as a woman?

That's the one thing that would make sense in this video. But the LGVTQ identification right. Especially I've been wearing tube tops for over a year now. I don't think anybody will be really surprised by that electrification. And I'm dressed up as the fifth element. Oh, amazing is this. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. It's guys the fast.

It's got a solid B cup. Yeah. So, I mean, this is a mental breakdown, right? No, no, well, you think breakdown, right? No, no. Well, you think it's okay? Well, if you know. Should he own guns? No.

Should this guy own guns? No, no, no, no. Can we keep them away from him, please? Well, he's in Florida, so they're just handing him out and fucking hammer him in or whatever. He was a good, they're coming in here, he's a good guy. So what I do know about Jerry, I don't know if you guys know or anything, like he was like molested by a male babysitter

when he was very young. And that may help the babysitter do it. It's gonna be all right. It's gonna do with it. But so when he came out when he said he's identifying in the LBGTQ community, he came out as a buy. Right. As what he came out.

Well, he's married with children. He has two kids. He is married. So being gay would be a problem, I would think. Yeah. Just because you got fucked by a guy against your will, doesn't mean you're bi. Doesn't mean you're not.

Yeah. So we're going to get to, he's been gaming with his wife and shit like that. And let me get through these two clips, and then we'll get into that. He got de-platformed off of Facebook gaming with like the big one for him. Right. So how is he going to make ends meet? That's clip six.

I thought it was going to be a millionaire. Yeah. Being demonetized on Facebook has cost me at least $20,000 in the lost earnings over the last two months. I've spent a lot of time in the energy being bull. NG. NG. NG. He's hammered. Bull. Bull shit. He's making 10 grand a month on Facebook. Okay. And you can lose money too. Now I'll sit right. This and fighting and trying to figure out what to do next.

Meanwhile, an opportunity has been effortlessly handed to me and I've paid very little attention to it. This is such a good opportunity that I have almost $10,000 now in GeniusToken.com. Have you guys ever heard of Snake Oil? I have so much Snake Oil. I'm a snake. And I've done very little to get that.

What I'm learning is to let go of the past and focus on doing the best with the opportunities that are in my hands right now. With this in mind, you can expect to see a lot of videos about GeniusToken.com. Oh, yeah, GeniusToken. Motivational Jerry is my favorite version of Jerry. When he's telling you how to live your life, because it's like, hey, I really am doing fucking wrong

and I suck it live and here's how you could be doing. What? I went down to Ravad Hall. I was telling Andy, it's just all clipp, right? Like you got on his he post daily Multiple times daily the thing that I didn't bring to the table was him showing me how I can save money buying bulk popcorn at Costco for my kids and like what he eats every day beans Beans and popcorn videos that I did not bring today. I'm glad you did beans. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He been. He's been. He's been. genius token now, but will it all work out? Clip seven. I logged in to my Facebook account after being demonetized

and removed from the partner program last month when I came out identifying as black. And now my Facebook page, all the monetization features just came back on. I'm back, baby, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back! So he's fine. Should we dip the spoiler earlier? Jerry's gonna be all right.

Good. I was worried about the person that you're there. The other thing moving on from this is that Jerry has been bringing his wife onto his gaming. You know, it's mostly financial advice or what to do when you're deep-flat for.

Yeah, but what Jerry really does now is professional gaming, right? Sure. And so what he's gaming with his wife. Let's play a, let's see. So, the form is this band field. Stop throwing me! Where's all my tube tops? Oh, you won, good job.

Thank you for not placing. Thank you for not placing. Please be thrown. Evan, thank you for the 200 stars, Evan. So that's just a look at Jerry's wife here. There's nothing really remarkable about this clip, but if- They're playing Street Fighter. Joe, I guess-

It's 2022 when I're playing Street Fighter, Joe, I guess 2022, when I'm in like Street Fighter, what I can tell you about this is that Jerry's never played Street Fighter. If you can fucking believe it, neither of them, they've ever even heard of this game. No, she was watching this. She knew it a little bit. He had no idea. Anything. He was like blown away by this game, but more on. So the other thing that I found going through his shit was a lot of stand-up comedy jokes and we can get to these or not get to them. But they fucking tease him. He's still not going to do it. Well, no, his joke too is required here. So this is his stand-up comedy joke too. Okay, good. Guys, did your girl ever ask you?

Honey, what are you thinking? Can't stand that question. So often in my life, I've been forced to lie out of self-protection. And I've decided no more. From now on, when somebody asks me, what are you thinking? I'm gonna tell them the cold, hard truth. Last month, my wife found this out the hard way. I come home from my AA meeting. She's in the kitchen in a great room. She says, honey, what are you thinking about?

I tell her. I say, I'm thinking it'd be really nice. If we move this girl, you know, really well into our house and both of you be my wife at the same time. Wouldn't that be great? Naturally. She starts cursing me out. You're disgusting. F you. She starts crying. I'm like, what? All I did was tell you the truth. She says next time, why don't you just give me a more general idea of what you're thinking?

And I say, don't worry about next time because you're never gonna ask me when I'm thinking again. That's the punishment. I'm never ripping on Tom Myers again. Seriously? That's a horrible, like, four set-up. Did you do a word count on that, Joe? So even Jackie, the joke man's like, all right, we got to move things along, girl.

Holy shit. So he says he wants to move a girl, like his wife's friend who he knows really well into the house. I heard the joke, yeah. Yeah, next clip, next clip. Who do you think it is? All right, welcome.

We got the whole neighborhood, not the, that's an exaggeration slightly, but do you guys want to introduce yourselves? This is Laura, my wife, you all know her. And, you wanna go now? I'm Stephanie Marinac. Hi, I'm Justin Marinac. Wait, you're not in on that one, baby.

Oh, sorry. There's a lot of cameras here. Yes, fine. All right, so we're gonna do some Mario Kart online. If you're gonna swap wives, would you pick somebody that looks just like your wife? Yeah. Probably.

But so Jerry is fucking gold alone, right? When his mind is left out to its own devices to just run wild and think insane thoughts. It's great. But this he sure does his neighbor wearing Captain America. So I thought so he brings these people in to game with him live on his live stream. Cool. You think it'd be a good idea, right? No. Well, you're right right, clip 11. Didn't want to avoid a personality. I apologize to the listeners. So just watching them play Mario

Carr. And saying nothing. And saying nothing. The two women are just honestly playing Mario Carr trying to win. Saying nothing. The woman on the left is the woman who couldn't remember her name. Her own name. And the woman on the left is the woman who couldn't remember her name. Her own name. And the woman on the right is being held hostage. Yeah. And she's supporting Jerry. Yeah. But there is a tire. This is not that's it. That's it. Revoid of common sense. This is not. This is what he's putting out on the internet. This is not program. I want to see these other jokes. Joe. Yeah. Can we can we play these jokes?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Are they shorter than that first one? This one So this is what I think somebody else had a great joke and Jerry took it Nothing wrong with stealing jokes as we all know especially if it's this joke go ahead 12 Things that I can say while I'm gaming that I absolutely can't say anywhere else. Oh, right. Somebody put me on the registry because I'll fucking these kids. Jesus. Jerry. Jerry. That's better than fish sticks.

God damn it, I'm back in. That's a great one. That is a great one. I should let Mark and Coby the Curls know about this guy. We're going to give this guy a book. Give a weekend. All right. Pump them up with all these hacks.

Pump the bricks. We got three more jokes. You'll change your mind. You're going to save that one for later. I was going to say that's pretty good. All right, let's see if there's other funny or the fucking kids. The year's 1944. I'm in Auschwitz, Poland. I've just got off the train. I want to take a shower.

I'm naked. We get in the chamber. I look around and say, listen up. You know how this is going to end. This is it for us. They can take our lives, but they can't take our spirit. I want all of you but they can't take our spirit. I want all of you to remember one important fact, as fixation can help you have a better orgasm. It can boost the feeling by as much as 30%. Want you all to line up, but to not, not to but. Take some deep breaths. I prevent late, Get that extra oxygen.

And when you hear that gas coming in, you hold your breath and you see if you can finish before you die. And I want you to picture the looks on their faces when they walk in and see that we went out having a blast. These hormones really got to that. You know, that's not just joke, Jerry. That's motivational, Jerry. Well, it's also, you learned something that 30%.

You know, if you, it's 68, you know, I know this, Chuck Jerry. Every good joke starts with, it's 1944. It has a great, I know that. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. All right, I bet what's going on.

A great setup, kind of not a great punchline Well, everything was horrible Everything about that joke was not so we died gay fucking I don't know Anyway There's two more Jerry. What do you think you want? I don't there's two more jokes. We can do it, we cannot. You have lost confidence in this whole thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me look here. We had, okay, so that was joke two. This is joke three. I think what you'll see here,

if anybody's really paying attention, joke four is conspicuously missing. There's jokes one, two, three, and five. Okay, four, got him. I couldn't find it. I couldn't find it. All right. He did just wasn't up to snuff.

He did the Holocaust. Yeah, yeah. He wanted like fuck other women in his marriage and have gay sex at Auschwitz. So you could bring all this together by saying he fucked in Frank. And then you got the kids, you got the Holocaust, you got everything. Actually, I'm keeping that one.

Yeah. Last month, I had the bright idea to tell my wife the truth when she asked me, honey, what are you thinking? I told her I was thinking about having a second wife at the same time as her that we could all live together in the house. And I told her exactly who I thought would be a good candidate for that. Naturally she cursed me out and cried, we're in the rest of the evening until I apologize. I said, look, we'll bid in considerate. Next time I'll just keep that to myself and give you more general idea of what I'm thinking. I tell my viewers this while I'm live. One viewer tries to catch

me off guard and make me see it from my wife's point of view. They say, what if she came to you and said that she wanted to move another guy in. And I was really surprised by my first thought. I thought, well, as long as I could do him too, that'd be great. I could do him one night, do her the next night and we could all meet up together on the third night. Let's go. I mean, there's four more nights in a week.

What up? I don't like how horny Jerry is. He's always been discussed. I don't know if he wrote this joke before he came out as by, but I'm not a surprise. I know. I kind of saw that. I want to point out that there was a number to text him at. Yeah. I think people should take him up on that and tell him what a fucking dickwaddy is. We love giant heroes. I do have to move in and fucking. I meant to qualify this before Dick Wadi is. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared.

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We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. We love Jared. into a room full of people. I know time does. I walk into the AA meeting last month. There's 15 dudes and one hot girl. And I think if we all had sex with her, what position would I be in line? And I think maybe somewhere in the middle, there's probably be about right.

And then I remember, oh, my wife just gave me head this morning. That'd be pretty selfish. If I'm in the middle of the line when some of these dudes haven't got laid in years, I'll go ahead and go the back. But then I'm thinking, well, what if somebody already had sex twice today, then I should go in front of them.

That puts me at about 14th in line. As I'm picturing myself in this line of dudes, I'm thinking, you know, if I still want to do this, when I get to the front of the line, maybe I need to go to a sex hallux and non this meeting right after this. Tech Sherry at 727. Yeah, 720. Hey Mark, never mind, I don't have a comedian. That was the end of the joke. Hey, Mark, never mind. I don't have a comedian. I was wrong. That was the end of the joke. Yeah.

He's a jail. There's no fucking punch line. You thought these were going to be real jokes. It's a good thing I have nothing better to do with any of my time. So I can listen to it. If you're not watching, by the way, Jen does think these are jokes. He's labeling them, stand up comedy.

Special jokes. Yeah. Stand up comedy, special jokes. So I just want to say I think he was just Bracket. I think you just wanted to tell me what he got a blowjob that morning, right? I wasn't even a Joe. I'm gonna start doing that with my jokes to start bragging about shit. Also next time you see me at an AA meeting, I'm thinking about fucking you. What an absolute creep this guy. Anyway, that's what Jerry's up to. Thank you for catching us up on that. And as you guys know, we're doing two shows a week now. That's real. We did

a show just this week where we broke down the recent Stuttering John episode where he had Tony Michaels on. Oh, it's great. And they talked all about me. This coming up, we have Kroge coming in, do a whole recap on paddy seatups because paddy's been trying to get our attention again lately. So we're gonna find out all about what's going on with paddy seatups. That'll be on Wednesday.

We'll be recording that with Kroge. So this is happening two shows a week, but that doesn't mean that on this show, we're not gonna talk about my best bud. ["Busbud"] Hey! Hello! Angie! Gaggi, yeah!

Bologna! So Stuttering John has been out there saying that I'm playing entire episodes behind my paywall of his show or his entire Audio book or whatever nonsense he's making up so Doug From the Jingle's department decided you know what if he's gonna accuse you of a car or your mind to actually do it This is an entire Stuttering John episode from start to finish you're hearing it right here. And who are these podcasts? You know what I miss, please.

How are you, sweet? Thanks for the tongue bucks. Thanks for the tongue bucks. It's this guy, a freaking moron or what? Very well done. That would have been a great episode that was too. So wait a listen to it. Let's meet up in LA and get a drink.

That's the best way to listen to it because John had a beer on the balcony episode that is copyrighted. And he had Randy Cantor, who was the producer of Stuttering John's first album. And before he brings Randy on on he has another green screen fail He's finding ways to fail with his green screen. I've never even seen before watch closely. I have this one Yes, that was one thing off of my first album. So as hair is green his microphone is is half missing

He's got a ghost mic. His hair is green. Oh, these are all real things. I don't. I'm curious. Let's see what happens. And that album was, oh, I just put that on there. Oh, wait. Oh, that was great. There we go. That looks good. There we go. Keep it. Wait, let me see. There we go. That looks good. There we go. Keep it. Wait, let me see. There we go. Nothing happened. Nothing happened.

There you go. There we go. I'm not working right here. Yeah. Yeah, you. You're free. Yeah. And then we'll put that there.

We'll try this again. Great. We've been selling it's great. Why should we give you money? We'll give this again. Great. Let me see. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. Why should we give you money? We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great.

We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great.

We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling it's great. We've been selling. All right. So he, he introduces his guest. This does not go well.

And if you guys remember from the midweek show where he brought on Tony Michaels, that was not a good introduction either. Hey, are you betting, man? I'm telling you my, you like McDonald's hamburgers? Yeah. So it's the only judge just the best at bringing guests. I do a show.

He's very good buddies with Kevin Cronin, who from Mario Speedwagon. And I got introduced to him by a band called Black Eyed Susan, which was the singer, Dizzy Dean Davidson from Brittany Fox. And named him. Brandon, I hit it off. Davidson from Britney Fox. And... Name drop. Randi and I hit it off. So he became, he produced both of my albums. Cause...

So without further ado, here he is, Demand the Legend, Randy Cantor. Yeah, man, we spent a lot of time on that stuff, and we really did well. So he's, we, his audio is atrocious. He's in something like a hotel room. You can see he's next to the air conditioning unit right there. He's sitting in the little chair. He's got the acoustic guitar that he can barely play. Yeah.

He's wearing a 1946 pilots hat. He's making Mick Mars guitar that he can barely play. He's wearing a 1946 pilot's hat. He's making Mick Mars look super healthy. Yeah, so John has to scold him for having really shitty audio. You heard that it was like clipping and stuff right there, right? Yeah. And Randy, hold on, hold on. Your audio sucks. What do you mean, really?

Yeah. How dare he? Don't use the headphones. Oh, well, he's just using a computer. Yeah, just use like don't use any mic headphones or anything holy shit. John's advice to an audio engineer who produced his albums is don't use a microhead phones or anything. We'll fix this problem, stop using equipment. And then I love when John's golds people for their tech problems, it's always far when he fucking gets real.

He's like the guys got it all figured out, obviously. Hold on, I got it right here. Yeah. Bet you this house. Easy audio, guys. Got it. What? Does that better now? Yeah, a bet you this house easy audio What does that better now? Yeah a little bit It's just like you know, it's like Like every time we talk

Wait, that's how you talk No, it's not you No, but I you know the target But I want you on good audio How about this Try losing Colonel clings pad It's just keeps on I don't know what it is dude. I you know, that's why I pay at stinky It has to be computing yet. I'm like good equipment So John's school to get tell me

he has to get better equipment. Maybe he doesn't know how they're W. Maybe that's why he doesn't have a MacBook Pro Job. He scored a five below and get some new headphones. He's so pompous too With his like, oh see this is why I'm watching boomers with their tech problems. Take off your headphones. That'll fix it That's a great pause there of him knocking back the ass end of a Cours All right, Joe get ready to feel bad about yourself because John points out the same thing that you've been pointing out Okay, now what did you say about my mother? I Was saying first of all what's with the stupid hat?

I stupid hat and everything. I love this hot food. This like from fucking communist China. I think the answer is what's in your stupid face. Yeah, right. It's really with the hands on the bed to that. All right, so then John starts giving out stage direction, which is always going to do for your gast, I think. I can't see your face because you're looking down I can't see your face because you're looking down. I'm gonna hold on. Take that hat off, will you? No, I can't right now. My hair looks bad. How's that? That guy's done a lot of drugs in his life and seems like.

Well, now is how Jay Leno nobody would have ever worn a hat like that. This is very unprofessional. It's not like it was on the Jay Leno show. The guy's like, my hair doesn't look good. Do that's the least of your words. Yeah, I can't think my hair out. Anybody looks better at sitting next to Stuttering John. Yeah. Does it look better when you're fine?

You're way better at it. You're right. Exactly. All right, so now they get into their album that they put together and how amazing it was. And this is some interesting insight as to why it didn't become such a success that John thinks it probably should have been. Okay. Like they were like saying, this is a really good album.

Yes. But what happened was other stations wouldn't play us in other markets because they didn't want to play this. Shit. You know, the guy from the station that's competing with them. So more centering John got a record deal because of Howard Stern, and the record wasn't successful

because of Howard Stern. Sky just can't catch a break. Howard wouldn't even play. Because of its solutions to all of our problems, Howard Stern. All right, what else is going on with this? Let's listen to some old man trying to remember things that happened 35 years ago.

That's always fun. That's always good for a show. I remember the record company, people from the Len acting had a release party in New York, somewhere downstairs of like, um, it was that the, um, hold on. What the fuck was it? Hold on. Oh, not hard rock. the fuck was it hold on. Oh, not hard rock. It's a box. The box of the box. And people are the Davidson cafe. All right, well, we got there.

That's good. Very fascinating guys. Let's do more scolding of the guest. I always think that's fun. Yeah, you know, he was an English teacher. They're talking about Gene Simmons, by the way. Yeah, you know, he was an English teacher in Israel before he became a yeah no he wasn't born here you know ain't American why don't you look at the camera instead of looking down all I don't know why I'm not looking I got to figure it away that it'll how about

like this I used to learn rid said I'm for Scripture drugs. Are you a chill out Colonapin? Can I have some? Oh, you should. I let mine in the kitchen. So he's going to ask personal questions of people and what kind of medication they're on. List all of your seizures, the dates, the time.

Can I get a dick pill? So then they're talking about Desmond Child. and Desmond Child wrote hit songs for Aerosmith and Bon Jovi. He wrote Living Levita Locum. This guy has written some amazing hits. She bangs also. So they're talking about They're talking about Desmond Child and yeah, all right. His first hit was with Kess, actually. That was his first hit. I was a big hit for them too. He rode with Paul because he refused.

What was it? I was making a name for you baby. Oh, Randy Cancer. Remember you and I had dinner with Desmond child We did yeah, it's some point in Manhattan when we were trying to get him to write songs with us I know like yeah, yeah, you know, I don't think I was Well doesn't matter. Do you have any more shitty songs? I could get so

John decided to like, ah, we should probably stop talking about this. Obviously, this guy laughed in his face, right? Cause he's like, remember we met with him for dinner and didn't work out? This guy doesn't remember. John, you kind of trailed off of the app.

Yeah, I don't know what that actually happened. If this guy wrote almost every Bon Jovi hit, this guy was writing music. Love fucker. This guy was writing music for actual artists who were doing things. Not for stuttering John, obviously. I didn't work out. They obviously got all his good shit.

Yeah. So then Randy shows that the four non-blond song is the same as Don't Worry Be Happy. Did you guys know that? Yeah. The court progression and the melody. And he's like just for some reason, the, what was, McFarland, what's his name?

Bobby McFarland. Bobby McFarland, just a- Aaron. Not to sue him. Is it McFarland? It's whatever. Bobby, whatever. Bobby's no-fetch-check it. I know all about terrible music. So then, John starts to show off and shows us how he can rock out. Jesus.

Start singing some riffs for us. John J.D. I hate myself. Oh, loving. That was Desmond. Yeah, it was John, but what's funny is that song, it's almost like the same song as the kiss song. It's the same riff

Whatever So it's not the same at all It actually is because then Randy picks up the guitar and shows him no the corporate questions exactly the same on those two sides John I love when he starts rocking out a throw. It's one of my favorite things. Yeah. Because then they start talking about John's song and they start both rocking out to those. But, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Which was your riff? That was your riff. I just wrote lyrics. What?

I think it's our son together. Like first take. What did you learn? Yeah, and I was just rocking, you know, just like the movie said that we're like dumbass rockers. And you and I would just rock out. I'm telling you. You're killing it.

I'm killing it. Think he's up. You're killing it. I'm telling it. I think he's up. If we had a written glory days, this would be like a perfect flip. I'll tell you about that. Now we should both be in rocking chairs. Remember we were rocking? That one was rocking. It looked like that.

We were rocking. Nice hat. This is how you rock. You got that hat. I got the knife that Gag is con. He was the rape all of China with. So it's one of them. It always has to be involved.

So John's very proud of himself. That's why he brought this guy on. But he tries to be modest. He tries to have a little modest moment here. And Randy, I think, has brained that. I don't think anything's working inside that knockout of his. But when he was no manny, but you and I would just rock in that song away and it was like, it like we didn't. I don't know about you, but I didn't think it was gonna go anywhere.

Oh, I don't know. That song was such a head. Like, you know, like it's in a lifestyle community. Like like skateboarders and certain that whole, you know, like the whole vibe those people you know because that was written the real deal that was not fucking things you know. Discussion be as co-host he makes John seem coherent. Yeah I know. Well we wrote it we didn't think it was gonna go anywhere and it didn't and no one's ever

heard that song and nothing happened. I'm really happy you're playing this for me because I always thought that as I got older, I could wear like some skatership and all black and I would look cool. And now I realize that that's not going to happen. Not a good look for you. All right, this is the last half. This is the last half.

Yeah, I just need to hand. This turns into just an embarrassing debacle that's going on So John's asking Randy about his ex-wife and then Randy's getting distracted by somebody who's in the room in the bag of coke Squat was she Michelle is well in them What is it in what was your ex-wife's team? Cheryl What Cheryl What is it in? What was your ex-wife's name? Cheryl. What? Cheryl.

Cheryl's last name. So anyway, so yeah, so Michelle just had a beautiful, really beautiful cable. Really smart. Was her husband? Was it what? Yeah, so anyway, um, uh, there's a Michelle and all that.

No one's there. Don't talk about that bitch. It's very smart. How about you? What's with your kids? Yeah, tell me about your ex wife. I have three and they're all doing well. Hold on a second.

Does this say? I don't know what it says. I hope these things are my hot batteries. So Oscar, so wait, was it your kid escape order? Oh, no, actually, he was a girl. Yeah. Close though. He's skated into another gender.

Ice skating, I think, cut off his dick with it. I just say it like that. I think it was the other way around, but I. Oh, right, people. Oh, man, put it back! Oh, man, put it back! Put it back! Put it back!

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! Oh, we put it in an episode called, I didn't sign up for that shit! And he starts off the show, Uh, OP put on an episode called I didn't sign up for that shit. And he starts off the show, answering a guy's question. And he has to call Anthony Kumio racist, but he can't just call him a racist. He has to play segments from the old OP and Anthony show

to prove his point. By the end of the ONA, Ron, it't it wasn't uh... racial humor anymore it was it was just real it was just real racism that i didn't want to be part of if a criminal is breaking into your house in a home invasion statistically it's probably going to be uh... young black male you don't even know slavery so shut up. You father didn't know slavery You're grandfather didn't know slavery his father didn't know slavery so shut the fuck up with slavery

These are examples of racism. I'm a little confused the first clip there because you were talking about this quite a bit Are all those home security system commercials where it's always white guys breaking into the supermarket I always like this is not the white guy to ski man. Yeah. This is not what's going on. That was robar running away. That was the point he was trying to make there. Whatever. So OP was like, oh my god, it was so awful. I didn't want to be a part of it. But meanwhile, he's playing it on a show now. He's pulling clay. If it was so bad. And there's plenty more after that. Like, why did you pull all these clips and put it on your

Show like right at the beginning if you are so offended by it. It's all so terrible So hope he's going I didn't want to do that. What did you want to do? Opie? Oh, we can find out because he doesn't on his show now. This is some riveting earlobe talk And then I got something on my ear. You know that weird ear lobe? Like what's this thing? Where you can like push it and you got ear plugs? Not that, but that other weird little one, like right here. Yeah, right there. What is that?

Do you need that part of your body? It's AIDS. This guy has nothing to talk about. Yeah, it's an ear AIDS. It's nothing. Let me go back to about. Yeah, it's ear aids. Nothing, let me go back to racism. Exactly. And it was brought to my attention that the cake stopping video is making the rounds again. As well, sit up out around it.

People are covered about it. With that gun housed man, that's the unhoused man. Yes, the unhoused man. So this is Opie addressing that. You know, if you were on Reddit yesterday for the cake stump, good for good for those people. That thing will never go away. Now it's 15 years old, by the way. The cake stump is 15 years old. And my new theme is this, if Andrew, the guy that it happened to, who is a friend of the radio show who we talked to on a regular basis. If that guy had no problem with what happened, then why do you?

That's the question. Don't problem with what happened. You ruined his food. I think he was kind of bummed out about it. I don't think he was just like, oh, be good one. Yeah. You're killing it. He was even doing a, be good one. Yeah. Trude again. You're killing it.

He wasn't even doing a show at the time. Just out of the street, stopping at this guy's cake. I don't know if we're wrong. It's pretty good bit. But I don't know that's the way I would defend it. He thought it was hilarious when I did that. I would've picked him up by his ankles and shook him with Dallas' change smell.

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Oh, yeah. Only? Can I give them more money if I want to? I didn't say artisanal in the description, so I'm not buying it. He goes, he goes, most of them only have seven ingredients. How many ingredients do you need for soap? Is that like two or three to make a bar of soap with? That soap was ingredient.

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You don't know doctor's watch soap. I don't know. All right. I'm out. It's got a bad pod. You don't know, Dr. Squatch, so? I don't. All right. I'm out of it. I apologize. It's a potential sponsor, right? You should. Yeah, I don't even answer their emails.

So try it. So. All right. This next bit that I want to play is two minutes long. And I was going to pull this in different chunks, but I'm just going to play it and we can pause it as we go. But this shows a couple of things that Opie's wife is an asshole.

And that Opie is pussy whipped and a little bitch in this relationship. And he's also an asshole. Oh, fuck the wine store at the top of the hill where I live. I went in there for some uh, soviol, some soviol. Yeah, any soviol. You know, producer, Chris, I find this way. If he says it seven more times, it might

be. I've been enjoying it. It was from where I go. New Zealand, I think he was not, I don't have it, you know, and then he's talking about France losing half their grapes. So there's not a lot of soviet all, soviet all on. And then he's like, you don't cook thing where he'll like turn and say to this half of the audience and then turn the other way. Yeah.

And say it in a funny way to this side of the audience. And then suddenly it's funny because everyone's involved. If there's a stand up that Opie learned is that's a humor from it funny way to this side of the audience and then it suddenly it's funny because Everyone's involved if there's a stand up that opi learned is that's a humor from it's probably day in cut. Yeah, it's a good point So that is like it turns me on of this crappy Italian wine. I'm like is it a Soviet on? He's like no, but if she likes Soviet on She'll like this. I'm 80% certain I look at at the guy I'm like, you've never met my wife, you idiot. What? She's a raging cut. If I come home with the wrong thing, she's going to be pissed. It's what he's applying right there, right? You can't just say you're 80% certain. I mean, I'm not stupid. You're a good salesperson. You know, if they come in for something, you don't have it, then your whole job

is to turn them on to something else. I go, I understand the game. And I said all this, by the way. Oh! All right. I thought I was talking tough after the facts. And sometimes people go, there's no way you said all that. I go, yeah.

No, no, I said all this stuff, Carl. Yeah, I sure did. I love that he's like, I actually said this. I'm like, we got to believe that. It wasn't that crazy. Yeah, you sound like an idiot. Yeah, right. It's a joke.

You told the guy at the liquor store, your wife's a con. I believe that. I believe that. Yeah, you came in making fun of wine. He would be mortified. So I bring the Italian wine that kind of supposedly is like a soulful y'all. And I

got alongside it and we were making some chicken per gada. That's nice. And my take the sip of the Italian wine that's supposed to taste like the Soviet home. I go, what do you think? She goes, I hate it. She was so far. I'm like, I'm marching back up there with the bottle of wine, give it to me. I screwed the top back on again on my electric scooter. Are you guys here? His wife complained about the taste. So he was gonna return it.

He's hopped done his scooter. I put on my roller blades and I put up that white night opi. And I smashed it over to that guy's head. I just got a bit of my business piece of my mind, rolled up with my electric scooter. I'm right, I'm marching to his stupid store. And it was closed for the night. Like fuck.

Jesus Christ, help me. What's wrong with the alcohol? I didn't tell you a real story that happened yesterday. I went to a local pizza place and I walked in and I bought a soda and I walked out. It was for my wife. I gave it to her. She's like, this isn't what I want.

I walked back in and I said, can I just exchange this for something else? And the woman behind the counter took it for me and she looks at it, she's like, did you take a sip out of this? And I'm like, that would be fucking insane. Yeah, right. If I did that.

You don't return something you've already opened and used. Right, that's ridiculous. That would be a job thing to do. Did you look at her and say, do you know how pissed my wife is gonna be? I said, you don't exchange that. I said that would be fucking insane That's what I said there and so yeah, this is ridiculous

What happened to me was ridiculous and this is also fucking ridiculous You got to love the Olpster man. He doesn't even know what he's saying Yeah, he doesn't even know he's embarrassing himself So this was the clip that I wanted to play last week and I didn't get to it I want to thank the person who put in this super chat for the Obster. So the debate between me and my friends, Brandon, best toilet paper, Charmere T-Pay, Scott's T-Pay, or W-A-T-Pay. I don't know what that means. I'll tell you this much.

You know it, Dan Opie. He worked in Brandon into that. Oh my god, I just read that cold. It loves. So that he has to go into like a toilet pepper discussion because it's a pretend he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. So he talks all about the toilet paper he had growing up. And what does mom use to buy?

I had a lot of ass hair, so I used paper towels. So when you did the wipe, it came out kind of, kind of smeary would be the word. Come on. It wasn't absorbing nothing. So did that guy asking me the TP question? I'm out of that discussion because we had terrible toilet paper growing up.

But you're a millionaire now. Who can you hit to the question? Yeah, so we go back to case sex and ashwitz. Oh my God. This show really is a roller coaster ride, isn't it? So anyway props, thank you for getting open to say WATP. I'm sure we'll keep that on the floor. Yeah, it's amazing.

Yes, very well done. Let's not forget that OP is a shock, Jack. I never tell you my mom had big boobs. All right. It was just a non-sacritor. Not soon enough, I just wanted to talk about. All right, so this next clip, remind me guys, the next time we talk to Dr. Steve, I have to ask him about the concept of infinity to see if he has this type of conversation with

me like he did with the ulster. And now we're learning, my friend Dr. Steve actually told me this, he says that the infinity is so great, so expansive, so insanely giant, you can't even wrap your head around it. He basically says that, we were talking on the phone, he goes, it is so large and so giant that there is a guy out there, somewhere else in the universe, that's exactly like you, OPE. And there's a guy in the universe that's exactly like me, Dr. Steve talking,

and they're having the exact conversation we're having right now. That's how giant the universe is. And I'm like, BOOM! My blown. Wait a second. Wouldn't it be infinite number

of OPs and Dr. Steve's having that exact conversation with each other? Just one? Well, infinity is a thing, of course. No, no, the infinity is what he said. The infinity, yeah. The infinity. He goes, let me explain to you how infinity works.

Somewhere, we're having the same conversation somewhere else. Like, just two of you? What do you mean? How does that work? I saw the Doctor Strange movie. Yeah, there's a multiverse there. I mean, what? I did text Steve about this.

He's like, I don't remember having a conversation with Alfie, but I never said the words, V infinity. I won't admit to ever talking to him. All right. All right, so here's a question for you guys. Who is let, actually, I can't even ask this, because you guys have been cracking up through the Yeah, right. All right. All right, so here's a question for you guys. Who is let, actually I can't even ask this, because you guys have been cracking up through the whole fucking bag.

Cherry bin. Producer Chris, who is laughing at OP radio? Can you answer who the person is? Who's actually laughing at this shit? Benjamin Tucker. Pet Duffy. And why am I walking with a swish? I crack myself up sometimes Jesus.

The answer is open. Isn't he so, biopi for OP? Copy. Biopi with OP for OP. That is what OP radio is. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about the very depressing I way,

which I still don't understand why it's called that. We talked about Jerry Bansfield, Joe gave us a nice update on that. Stuttering John's beer on the balcony, I played an entire episode from Stuttering John, thanks to Doug, OP wants to point out all the racist stuff that Anthony just said, I don't be an Anthony and how he ruined his show. And so you know what that means, it's time for everybody's favorite part of a lifetime. It was a trip of a lifetime. It was a trip of a lifetime. We went to Los Angeles.

There was so much fan and we ate some and grand and grand and grand. This is a show called podcast about list from Adam Goldstein who sent this in on the discard and he said this show is kind of a more out there version of Comtown. I like it about I'm not sure anybody else would. So he actually put this in as something that he enjoys and we'll be checking that out next week on WTP. Don't forget we also have the midweek show,

talking about Patty Seacups with our friend, Crozier. And at this time, I'm gonna bring, and I see a review girl is here. Mm-hmm. Vic. Uh-hmm. Vic. Uh-oh. She's wearing a course. Course like dessert.

Cool. Looking good, Vic. I can go for two course right now. Vic, the pinky. Vic, I can't hear you. What's going on over there? Try putting on your communist China head. Say fuck you, Karl, over and over.

Yeah. Fuck you. So take off your headphones. I Karl over and over. Yeah. Fuck you. Take off your headphones. I can't hear you. Yeah. All right. Well, while you're troubleshooting that, Vic, I happen to have a brand new addition up to catch a deadboard.

Now, I don't know how this is possible because I thought Cardiff Electric had retired. It was. Oh, you retired. But somehow somebody found a lost episode. So here we go. Oh, you retired. But somehow, somebody found a lost episode. So here we go. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch a dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? a job where with your old valve doctor speak

People that are using my face my name my content for their own monetization their own usage if you will I have been saying for the last two or three months that I have a legal team believe it or not I. And I'm going after all these fuckheads who decide to pull clips from this show, which by the way, you know it's copy written by John Melendez and is not to be disseminated or played in any form without written consent from John Melend and I've been saying that and people don't fucking believe me so the purge happened. No we don't. You know we hide a couple out of people we got Frankie being in Felipe and you know we just what

what I think it's pronounced Felipe is a Felipe not Felipe. I thought it's Felipe and he's already not gonna make it because he's upsetting a lot of people. I know. So they started the purge. And it's like I get an email from this guy. Oh, John, why'd you take my video down? You know, it was just a shutter and John's longest stutter. Well, dumbass.

What did John say next? All right, Vic, I think that was on my end. Oh my God. You're not. I'm not kidding. You're not. I'm not kidding. You suck. Vic, that's not your fault.

Yeah. I'm wearing a car's t-shirt for, I paid like 10 bucks for this. Are you fucking getting? Well done. I know. That's some investment. You're gonna throw that pinky up when you're drinking, wearing that corsher. You're drinking wearing that course shirt

You're right. It is wine. I have to say that Vic is threatening to not come to our comedy roast in September. Oh come on Vic, what do we have to do to get you in Rochester and no in September? Fucking I don't even know if I come will you can we get you decidedly discharge or something? I don't mean We're going for you up some time. Possibly just send every single time I've been on WATP to my command and I will probably be kicked out. Yep, all right, send me the email. I got you.

All right, everybody heard the setup. Let's find out what our options are. This is a long, long walk. I know, Jesus. And who knew John was threatening all of this legal action backward voice versus co-host. So this is going back a few years. Yeah,. And who knew John was threatening all this legal action backward voice was this co-host? So this is going back a few years. Sound like it was brand new.

I know. It's been last week. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Well, who's been less successful at copyright strikes that's suffering John Bologna's? He's the worst.

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Next, I might be famous, but it doesn't give you the right to make money off of me and my fame. Number 4, you fucked with the wrong guy. I'm being a nice guy right now, but if you push me again, well, you'll see. Lastly, a purge is a purge. It doesn't matter how big of a fan of me you are. You steal from me, you get purgedged and that's the purge. To catch a downward. All right, I'm gonna go with the one where he's like,

I'm a nice guy, but if you do it again, we know what is that. There's a number four. Okay, but I'm gonna second last one. That was actually the second one. Okay, vague threat. Like that's one. All right, I'm gonna defer to Vic.

I'm gonna do the vague threat one. The you'll see is very. Okay, I'll go with three. All right, all right. Famous, my favorite. Max Olmick Nuggets says three as well. They started the purge. And it's like I get an email from this guy.

Oh, John, what'd you take my video down? You know, it was just a shutter and John's longest stutter. Well dumbass. It's taken down because you're using me to promote you. Oh, yeah. And I don't want you to use me to promote you. Come here, come here. Oh, fuck it.

I don't have a guy. to promote you. Come in, come in. Oh, she's so fucking bad. Bad old gang. Get your fucking ass. I'm gonna say, get my the fuck out. I'd like to read from his book. That's all for this week. Come back next week to find out if you are man enough to catch a doubt. Is there another one next week?

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Yeah, he's a panty guy. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we found out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Let me pull every pony. Starting in the must- bits of morning radio. I'm down to show these clothes right now. Hmm.

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Vic, you have any new reviews you want to read for us? I do. You got like four. Nice. This first one is Andy's Trannies by OPEE's wife's boyfriend, not BAM. He said there once was a trucker named Andy and with driving truck he was handy. With a club in his glove, he showed them no love and now the truck stop

is all out of trannies. All right, that's final little brick. Of course, the idea to get up and walk away. Yeah, I can. If a tree falls, I think it's a five star, right? If someone's got up with a whim right for us. Yeah, nice. This next one is PSA, don't go to their YouTube. He says, I unfortunately stumbled across this podcast

while searching for new barbecue chips and mayo dips. This house has a piercing laugh in what I detected to be odd mannerisms. He kept referring to their YouTube channel, so I had to take a look. Little did I know, Carl is a Tom Brady look alike, which only makes matters worse. Do yourself a favor and don't listen. Oh, man. Low blow.

I think he's saying I'm hot, right? Is it that Brady don't think he's trying to offend you by... He's not hot. He's not hot. He's a pedophile. He's a part of file. He makes out with his kids. That's true. You don't care to confirm his kids like he's hot. It's

five. This is good. That's a five star. Yeah, it's a five star, I would say. Thank you very much, sir, Madam. This next one is Cardiff will save the day by Mike Bott. He said, somehow a show host by guy that has the feet of Eric the actor, the wit of Greg Hughes, and based on his teeth, the world's most punchable mouth. We'll receive five stars in the history books.

However, this is because they will only cover Kevin's fourth format when he changes the show to what are these podcasts, the launching pad of the great card of electric. Don't listen until that happens. Show currently stinks. All right. Guys, you got to keep these shorter because Vic is struggling to read these long ones. This is a lot going on there. I would say that's also a five-star review. Are we three for three, so far. Three for three. Wow. Thank you.

And then this fourth and last one said, bad, LOL. He said, these people have no idea what they're talking about. I'm gonna find it. That sounds like a one-star. Yeah. Two. It is a one-star.

Damn it. There are times that we have no idea what we're talking about. So I can't, I can't really. Two. It is the one that's stuck. Damn it. There are times that we have no idea what we're talking about. So I can't, I can't really. I can't really like. I can't really like. I can't really like a play about that one. Vic, I have a voicemail for you. That's exciting.

So I don't know if you know this, but one of the videos I put together recently for you two, we were talking about you, specifically getting booed at this live show in Nashville. And so I decided in the video to pop on a photo of you as people would know as a reference what we're talking about. Right. And you know, it's the one where you're wearing like the cow pajama thing with the bra.

And so this person has a comment. I guess it's the first time they saw what you look like. Hey, this is Blanco, the drug dealer, bro. And I just saw that fucking big bikini cow fucking pajama picture, bro, and like y'all were hyping up this fucking bitches, his way too much, bro. Yeah, they're like some average D-tows, bro, like they're like a little bit better than fucking average woman, but the way y'all are describing it it, bro, I would be like, gee, age, I'm having fucking

slamming and nothing but not breathe out of fucking no, bro. But these are not that impressed, to be honest. I'll be back. We're bored, bro. Like I was getting laid all the time, apparently. I don't know, like nine out of 10 drug dealers. I've had all tried to fuck me. Uh, I guess he's the 10th one. I don't know. Like nine out of ten drug dealers. I've had all tried to fuck me. I guess he's the tenth one. I guess so. Yep. You can't freeze all the drug dealers

all the time. Bro, a lot of people that listen to this show, bro, don't listen to a lot of titties, bro. Okay. The truth is, Kim says that's a Rochester 10, bro. Yeah. I do want to point out, because I always defend our review girl's breasts. You know that about me. do want to point out because I always defend our review girls breasts. You know that about me. I want to point out that the Cal Bikini photo, which I didn't post on there, is a much better representation of what's going on in order to see that you have to go on our Patreon. Yeah, the wet t-shirts. The wet t-shirts are good, though.

Yeah, if you... Yeah. Well, he should be making enough money to buy the Patreon. I guess he's a broken drug dealer. Serious show him right now, Vic. Come on, Vic. Obviously, people aren't believing the hype. Prove it. Prove it.

He was right, though. They are deep. Jump your wine on your shirt right now. I'm drinking the rest of the bottle right now. All right, all right. I'll dump mine on my shirt. It's not a bird shit. You don't want to let my shirt. I'm not a pirate. It's not a bird shit. You don't want to do shirts. Did we talk about that on the show? No.

We're about to wrap up. We haven't really recounted too much of the Nashville trip. So Sunday after the live shows, you weren't with us, Vic. You had a very hungover Vic at a travel back home. But Casey was with us and all the people who are part of the show. And we go down to Broadway in Nashville. We're gonna go on this long tour and we got to just going on. And immediately get shit out by a bird.

And it was not normal bird show. Yeah, it was big bird. This bird was in tacos. It was like five colors. Yeah, I was down my arm and all of them in my hair. So like I am meeting, I just like, tear this thing you ever did. Yeah.

So I just tear my shirt off and like wipe, wipe my arm off and like my shirt is like, just in the garbage. And before we left the Airbnb, two people may or may not have decided to do psychic ad-elect drugs. Yeah. And they might come up in the story allegedly. So I give my debit card to Vinnie.

Yep. And I say Vinnie, go buy me a shirt. Andy decided to turn it into a bit, which I got to give Andy props for this, because this was the beginning of the day, and we're going to be out all day doing shit, going all over the place. And Andy's thought was,

go buy me a ridiculous shirt to wear all day. And Vinnie's like, place. And he thought was, go buy me ridiculous shirt to wear all day. And he's like, okay, he was so excited to do it. So he got you a pink tank top. They said, Nash y'all. Nash y'all. The best part was, you put it on. Oh, we'll be in the walk down the street

where are these things going? You're so funny. So. I'm looking for the fucking shirt here. Okay. Oh, yeah. Well, post it online. All right. This is Devin from Michigan, coming in. So looking for the fucking shirt here. Okay. Oh, yeah. What posted online? All right. This is Fra, Devin from Michigan, calling in. Hey Carl, it's uh,

it's Devin from whatever Michigan who cares comes to Detroit. Anyways, uh, I just wanted to say, uh, I really hate you for making me listen to the Duran Mike show every day. You're, you're the reason why I hate boomers But keep putting out an awesome show. Nobody else does what you do Also bring back Remember I pithos and also Sort of go fun me to bring my blind Mike mics vision so he can see that he's too good to be on your pack yet.

All right, thank you, fuck you, bye. Is anyone ever called into this show, Sober? Has that ever happened once? Nope. Oh, now that I'm wasted, let's call Carl. Yeah. I know that's how I do it. I got drunk before i came here so

alright uh... this is a problem this is turning into a trend that i'm not enjoying trucker diction are you fucking kidding me trucker fucky bixon i don't even know what to think anymore jenifer jingles hamburger i thought we had something fucking special

but i guess not uh... tell car tell car of a call back this is not jenn's phone number it's the creep-off phone ever she's got her own burner she does you know about this too you want the number? It kind of do. Hey Carl,

your old pal, Jerry from San Diego. You're talking about getting Tony Michaels on your show. That would be a real coup. It would be great if you could get Tony on. I'm sure he would love the goof on John. And by getting Tony on, it might even open the floodgates for some of John's other so-called friends to come on your show to betray John with a goofing on him. Somebody like Steve Grillo, Monique, Housemarks, and even John's best friends got the engineer. Well, I bet they'd love to unload on John. If you could open those floodgates with Tony Michaels,

that would be fantastico as they say in San Diego. What am I listening to? Just like, listen, awful suggestions. Yeah, That's why he doesn't produce the show over here in the gay routine. Yeah, you guys reminded me of something. So, Suthering John tweeted recently that I actually cheated on my wife first and that's why she's now cheating on me. He's having a lot of fun with us. Which is fun. It's cool. Who else is called in here? Let's see. Hey, so you know when you're driving and even though your gas gauge is that empty,

you always know there's a little reserve there and you have a little bit more to go before you got to fill up. Well, listen, let me tell you, if you think your respect level for Patrick Michaelrick michael is that empty listen to this week's episode where he talks about discovering fortnight in what great game it is and you'll find there was a little bit more respect there still to lose try it we will check that out on our midweek show for sure. Thank you.

No worries on that one. This is interesting. We've had celebrities call into the show before, Brock Obama, obviously. But we've had, you know, Michael Rappaport calls in. A lot of celebrity listeners. The drummer from Deaf Luppard, if I had known that he was listening, when we got some, it's hard out of.

I call, this is Rick Allen, the drummer from Jeff Leppert. Come to me, Colin. Come to say, Fox tab and Fox, you. Power of Mania is a bloody brilliant album. I listen to it all the time and think, oh, God, I'm listening to me. I'm sorry from the arm. It's a high-reheat, sorry about that. It doesn't mean to goof out of your best album like that, my bad.

This is kind of an interesting call, so this is a person who lives out in San Fran. And I'll admit it, I ride my bike around the city, but I have ear buds in. So whatever I'm listening to, I'm not making other people listen to it. Well, this guy doesn't do that. Uh, I'll thought you might want to know I have a bike and I ride it and I have a Bluetooth speaker. And usually I just blast music and podcasts on my Bluetooth speaker as I'm riding through the city. And I just thought you might want to imagine your

voice echoing through the streets of San Francisco, California talking about fingering dead babies on the creep off. It's fucking great. I love it. It's the highlight of my week when I get the chance to do that. Um, I was seeing everybody's heads turn. Something that I'll never get to know because I'm not a hot chick, but, uh, once a week, I get to see people's heads turn. Thanks to you and your lovely voice and your club feet.

Thank you. I don't remember talking about fingering dead babies. That doesn't sound like something I would say. Somebody photoshopped my head on your body in the cowbacating Vic in the despair. Finally. And people are saying we probably should not reproduce together. That's not what I'm talking about. Right there that I had once.

Yeah. How was that not a consequence on the wheel of consequences? We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes.

We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes.

We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in the cowb-y shoes. We're in Andy, you're the director. It's an action. It's an utter. Just want to do some job, my friend. That's a real consequence. Now, milk it. And then, Vic, it's out of the pace. You're out of there. Put it up on there. That's good. Yeah. You're probably getting a lot of money for that.

I get a lot of money for that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha on 64, Shane Cask, at 8 minutes, Crozier asks, well Patrick Michael B. reviewing Mountain Dew flavors. Two and a half years later, January 13, 2022, Patrick Michael released an episode of 60 Minute Reviews, telling us Mountain Dew Raspberry Lemon is often. Please tell Crowder to use his powers of foresight for good and don't call me back. That is a pretty good prediction from Crowge, although I think we all probably could see that one

in the comment. Yeah, yeah. Because Adam Crowley says Mountain Dew is the nectar of the Tard. Yeah. What's he gonna review next beef with slim gym fucking flavors or whatever you try to be no sir diamonds as long as he can afford it I'm pro jadamas

yeah slim gyms are expats a big off brand beef jerky all right one more calls comes in from our friend of the show. Oh my god Carl, it's the Blue Cunkey Queen. I would like to address some rumors on Reddit. First of all, Corros is not dead. Wanna know how I know Carl because Starring John that Johnny Zingles is cheating on you and if she was it would obviously be with Corros and then Corros would be dead. Thank you Carl. Okay.

No, sure I follow that watch. She knows because she's not a de necrophilia. He knows Crowley's a dead. I see. All right. Well, this has been something. I was here. I remember that.

I remember that. Vick, thank you so much for coming on Reading Reviews. Of course. Always lovely to see you. Are you being deployed at some point? I, yeah, in like the next year, but the date isn't set yet. Oh, okay. So I don't.

Yeah. I've never actually met or talked to Vick before, so I have a question. Oh, yeah. Have you received or participated in a code red? I'm talking about Mountain Dew still. Yeah. Yeah. Have you drank a Mountain a code red. Talk about Mountain Dew still? Yeah. Have you drank a Mountain Dew code red? No, yet no. You haven't beat the shit out of somebody with a bar of soap.

She's trying to get them to deploy her right around the creep off roast. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm picking up to. That's what it seems like. I need her roast stylings to do that. Deploy her right around the creep off roast So it seems like I need her roast style I'd rather go to Kuwait than roast Vinnie Who else is gonna drop a full drink at the roast? Go to Kuwait then roast Vinnie. I mean, it seems like an easy job

Yeah, I don't think Vinnie and I could fit in the same room The roast has begun. I got 13 jokes comparing their boobs. Yeah, we need you. Yeah, wow, I'm so writing. We got to give you a moment Vinnie. I'm asking to put on a cow bikini, but you're already been wearing it for... Jesus, I gotta go.

This is getting stupid. Bye, guys guys. Okay folks. Guess what? I want to be. Oh fuck. Are we done here? I think we are. That was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye, Vic. Bye everybody.

Bye, Vic. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye, Vic. Bye, everybody. Bye, Vic.