Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep316 - Patty C Cups Returns

Episode Date: June 9, 2022

It's our second mid-week episode and this time we feature one of our greatest accomplishments, Patty C Cups aka Patrick Michael. For a guy with many monikers and talents, he sure is consistently bad at everything he does. Cros comes over and gives us the highlights of Patty's last four or five episodes. After that, we check in with Tony Michaels' fast food vlog again. Then it's back to Patty and his karaoke stylings (just to torture Cros). Finally Vic joins us for no apparent reason and we listen to your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yes. Croche has been putting in a lot of work this past week, getting caught up on all things. Paddy Seacups. So let's get right into it if you don't mind. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. So I know that Patrick that's absurd. So I know that Patrick Michael is still doing free water.

Oh, free water. And that used to be the briefcase. It did. And he changed the name because like fish to water were drawn to his voice and his broadcasting ability. And his opinions and his every thought. Yes. And the free water has been flowing, flowing down the mountain.

Just since we last talked, there's been five episodes. Wow. And we're going to breeze through four of them real quick because boy, it's really another golden age. I think he's let go of some of the anger of people talking about on the internet. It's just back to him and the closet, form the morning with shit tons of red bowl

and just whatever's on the top of his mind. Yeah, I noticed he's gotten back into form a little bed. He's podcasting out knowing when he's podcasting about, he's getting back into some of the old tropes he used to be good at. And it's great. Yeah, it's great. There was just a real valley for so long

where it was just the same episode over and over and over and over again. But as you hear, he's breaking new ground for him. This is like, you know, he's entering his mid period here. Anyway, but we'll start off with a classic because episode 10 entitled, come on. On my number one, he gives up 10 seconds in. Hey everybody and welcome again to the free water podcast. I don't even know. I feel like I just want to start over already and it's 10 seconds in. That's literally the best time to start over. Does he not know that?

You could literally just start over again. He's like, well, now I fucked up the whole show. No, this is the perfect time. There's a kid involved, I hear. Yeah, there's a lot of background noise. He sounds like. There's a couple of these where he's got the kids yelling at him. There's a couple where the TV's going in the background. There's all couple of these where he's got the kids yelling at him. There's a couple where the TV is going in the background

There's all kinds of shit, but my number one complaint has finally been addressed. Yes. He actually acknowledges this I couldn't believe it. Yeah, some of you might already be aware No buzzing sound in the background Okay, that to me is fancy Okay, that to me is fancy But is it gonna come back will it reappear at another point probably probably I Can't satisfy it every time but I do notice it believe me I do notice it and the fact that I notice it

Means that I do my best to try to fix it and I'm willing to still put out the product in the end, even with that. What a liar. I like that he's acknowledging it finally. We've been talking about it for over two years. Yeah. And now he's going, I've noticed it, and I'm trying to fix it.

No, you're not. You tell me how great your show sounds all the time. Is that the thing you always said? I don't care if I have nothing to talk about, it sounds amazing. Yes. Well, the whole thing I noticed it, and I'm trying to fix it,

but I put it out anyway. Why? Fix it. Fix it. That's what it is. I mean, it's not, you know, I don't know, whatever. It is tough to get rid of a buzz after you've already recorded and the buzz is there.

Pulling out those frequencies can make things rough sounding. Sure. And he has to put these episodes out, girl. These are important goddamn that he's putting out. Just out. Yeah. These are this is important. God that that he's putting out. Yeah. Just like I say. Or you could notice the buzz and then fix it and then record your shit. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I know. Is he recording these louder? Did you have to crank up the volume on these? Or is he doing a better job now? No. The level still dog shit. And when you bring it up, you bring up his television

and his air conditioner and everything. That's why the buzz exists. I mean, there's always going to be some type of room noise that you have going. And if you record very quietly, you have to turn it up and post. It's going to sound like shit. That's the problem. Well, to say there's a problem. That's the problem. I'm saying you're right.

That's a problem. You're right. That's a good fight. It's silly me. I love this next clip. He starts talking, you know, he's just kind of freeform and he's like, man, I wish I could structure my freeform shit like a drama. Oh, right. Yeah. If only you could somehow create a podcast cliffhanger doing this style of podcast, right? doing this style of podcast, right? Like, oh, guys, did you hear that, oh, my God, I have this unbelievable story to share? And then outro music.

But instead, here we are with essentially nothing, but we are going to talk a little bit about music. We got some other randoms things, randoms, things, twos talks about. So. Oh, good times, good times. It's talking like Ricky Henders. Now, I want to point out that you could potentially have a cliffhanger if you had interesting things to talk about. Of course. This guy can't even do a tease. But a little cliffhanger is like, well, coming up in a minute or two, I don't know, something. Yeah. Like, dude, you're so far away from a cliffhanger. It's not even funny. You can't even figure out

why you should stick around now. Let alone tuning next week. Oh,haker, it's not even funny. You can't even figure out why I should stick around now. Let alone tuning next week. Oh, it's amazing. But it is possible, don't you agree? I wouldn't sit here and just be like, I wish there were a way that I could encourage people to check out the show next week. Think of one.

Yeah. Imagine a way to make people interested in what you have to say next. Right. How would you even possibly do that? But I love, he follows it up with, but I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I've nothing to say next. Right. How would you even possibly do that? But I love, he follows it up with, but I have absolutely nothing to talk about. I'm nothing to talk about.

It's beautiful. How about this first cliffhanger, all right? I talk about how amazing Princess Leia is in the new Obi-Wan TV series. I just love her as an actress and as a character. Tune in to hear all about that. Now that's a fucking cliffhanger. Yeah, coming up after the break, folks.

So after this, he gets into this long boring story about his parents go to see Garth Brooks, even though his parents aren't country music fans. And it's, since he's going back to the 90s when Garth Brooks had fans or something. This was recently. Oh, weird. Yeah, I didn't like it.

Garth Brooks was still too early. It's just a long, well, he like started again, and it's the whole still to her. It's just a long while he like started again And it's the whole thing anyway, but this leads him into a great bit. What's the deal with concerts? With 4k cameras anyways, what's the point going to a concert? What is that the com lottery of the other people around you enjoying the same shit? Yeah, does he have anything to tell us we can play back 4k video? Let's see talking about, I watched all this shit on 4k on my, oh, that television,

85-inch television screen, go fuck yourself. Because obviously with as many comedians as we've been seeing get attacked, not everybody goes to a show and likes the performance. They're not there because they are a fan. Wait, what does he say?

He doesn't go to concerts because someone's going to attack the performer? Is that what he's implying here? I think so. Yeah, because he's obviously talking about the Dave Chappelle incident. Yeah, I had a hard time following him. Well, it's funny because when he first said that, it's like, why even go out to concerts, you can watch at home. It's kind of how I feel about football.

I'm going to a game every year because it is fun to be there, but Goddamn, from the couch is so much better. It really is great. But yeah, I know what live music is better when you're there in front of the performer than when they're in your living room. Well, and I like that he answers his own question. Like why? Just cause it's great to be among your fellow band

and create a part. And enjoying the same thing as once. Yeah, what's so great about that? Honestly, the worst part about my favorite bands, Ween and Primus are the fans. Yeah, so if there was a way I could watch the concert without bigger on those assholes. But still by the drugs.

Yeah, well, the right drugs, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So this next one, it's one of those things where every once in a while, he just, he like pulls the shades and the sun comes shining in. And we get like a glimpse of what his day-to-day life is. And it's fucking fascinating to be this guy. So this clip number five, somebody,

and he never says where he was or like, how this comes about, someone in high-blow to have a conversation with famous. They like, I tried to talk to him and then waited for him to talk back. And then let's hear how that went. It's funny because he doesn't look approachable. You know, he's whole style of sense like, fuck off.

But I think, you know, you're waiting the same line at the same suitcase and you got to say, so I'm going to the guy next to you. I don't know. So a man approaches me. He gets within two or three steps and just goes, what happened to that white car? Now, there's nothing very specific about that,

because anybody could drive a white car. But in that particular moment, I was like, oh yeah, he's talking to me. But also, weird way to start a conversation was with a stranger. Not even a, hey man, hello. Hey, how's it going? My name is Brian. What, there's nothing it's just hey what

happened to the white car you're like I guess this is where we start talking now or suck is dick I don't know I don't know I don't know social cues either I'm also confused about this whole thing I think that this guy needs there to be this whole four-play period before they can have a conversation. It's like, I recognize you usually drive a car. You got a new car. What's going on? That's not a crazy thing to say to someone.

I mean, I wouldn't talk to that person either, but... I needed you to say good morning. Yeah, I know. And then it would be okay. Because you know, Shamest would definitely introduce himself and go for a part play. I would say, oh, weird way to start a conversation is anyway you start one with him. Yeah. I would say go get it. Okay. That's what you know, Shameless would definitely introduce himself and go play. I would say, oh, weird way to start a conversation

is anyway you start one with him. Yeah. I would say that's weird. Yeah. Have you a conversation with this guy? This guy's more of a one way communication. He said it many times too. He's like, don't message me on social media.

Yeah, I don't want to talk to you. Just fucking listen. I talk you listen. I think that's how he lives his life. Yes. People like acknowledges his, he's like, what the fuck is your problem? Yeah.

And then we get to hear is the wheels turning his head where he's like, this person just said something to me. And he's still looking at me. I should probably say something back to him. He's probably talking to me right in front of me, staring at my face. He asked me about a white car, but didn't say hello. He must want to be like, Jesus Christ.

Imagine though we got to the highlight of your day. I got a podcast about this. It's my constraint. I just tried to start a conversation with me. Wait until I tell the tens of people listen to my show about this. And those are the thoughts that it's had in the middle of the night. It's 12 hours ago.

I said a sentence to you. Something was said. Yeah. Oh, by the way, you just gave me another reason why you might want to go out and go to a concert, having something to talk about. Yeah, no shit. It's amazing what could happen if you like experience life. Yeah, and then you can relate to other people also experience life and have shit to talk about.

Rather than just sitting your house, stare at screens all day and then try to tell you what's interesting about the world. Like you don't know. Yeah, exactly. Why are you telling me? I do shit. Oh, speaking of doing shits. Yes, this next goal. I go places. Yeah. Nashville. This next clip is a little bit long and positive wherever,

but he discusses a certain podcast that has a certain live show. Yeah, we've really a lot of our little fellows. We've gotten other radars with this live show. This is rather shocking. Yeah, people are kind of like, be funneled by this by this like wait a second. They're doing a show now and there's people there Looks like they're having fun, but he's not pretty well. That's after my basement Right, it's like the people that listen to that fucking weird podcast. I think they just did a live thing somewhere

It's like who can do a live podcast about other podcasts? I'll be the posit right there. Couple things. Carl made it eight seconds. Got the whole thing. I had 10 seconds on the pool. I had 12. I think they just did a live show somewhere.

Do you know that we did one or not? Yeah, I think they did. They were due for one. Yeah, but maybe it was CGI when I was watching the video I don't know as special effects these days. I think they just did a live show somewhere So he thinks that we did it. He's not sure where and then he also doesn't know who would come and watch a show Oh, he knows who would come and watch it. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean that had to be like somebody that you know That that set that up for you. It had to be a close friend. It's like hey man. I got a bar

I got a basement that you could bring your audio equipment to. God damn it, these assholes. I don't want to be redundant. But the city wider is a very nice beddy looking up. City wider than Nashville. It's not my friends bar. You had to know somebody. I know. You had to know somebody. You said come and bring your equipment. I met the sound guy. He didn't like me very much. See you, the guy. You know, put on a live podcast. Hey, guys, what's up? Welcome to the live podcast. Keith, Steve, Brian, say free more names. It'll keep getting funnier. Keep doing it. Reginald Jesus Christ. I was joking. No one knows the rules.

It's great. Good to see you guys. Glad you can make it out again. So today we're going I was joking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You gotta say, I know those interesting as well. I think they might have been alive show from somewhere. And as we all know, Tennessee stinks. You know what I mean, honey, I'm trying to say, what, who's, what's the admission price? This better been free. The admission was between $20 and $50 if I didn't where you wanted to sit. And then there was an additional charge

if you wanted to do a little meet and greet afterwards. Was he asking for real? I'm sorry, I was just answering his question. Because that is insane to think that anybody would think, eh, yeah, this is worthy of seeing life. This is a subject that needs to be done live, embarrassing. Why is it always embarrassing? Why is it embarrassing?

I don't get it. Yeah. And you can watch the video and hear that there's way more than three people there. Hey, can I point something out? It's so loud. I mean, yes, that's true. My four friends were there and they're the ones who own the bar.

But can it be possible because we did six segments at the live show? Yeah. Three of them I posted his videos on YouTube. If you want to hear all of it, you guys listen to the audio version. Did we not give enough love to Patty Seacups? Cause I didn't turn that into a video yet.

Do you think maybe he's upset with us? I think that's exactly what this is. We haven't been talking about him a lot. And this is more direct than he usually is. Yes. So, yeah. I guess they did a live show or something. It's very actually direct for him.

That stupid loser show. That way, loser show. And that state, for him. That stupid loser show, that lame loser show. And that state, it stinks. That's state stinks. The kid from Indiana. That state stinks, okay. Man, he is hilarious this week. He's doing well.

All right. Oh, amazing, amazing. So he comes back from this. Oh, it does this also prove that Tony Michaels is as funny as Patty Seacups? Cause Tony Michaels have the exact same take. Oh, one of their like five people, that's embarrassing.

They're at a run of stage, that's embarrassing. Patty Seacups literally just had the same thing. Pretty much, yeah. Again, not going well for Tony Michaels. I have some new drive through videos. Oh, I can't. Oh, I can't. A little bit.

Well, then. I can't get enough of these videos. I figure he's gonna take him off of YouTube soon, as I'm just trying to grab him off. Yeah. Well, you know, but to make fun of people that are for shit that's demonstrably false and easily just, you don't even mean. Anyway, we then come back from this.

And as I sit here in June of 2022, I learn that Shamus is a master of both time and space. Wow! Yeah. He's not even good at words. Yeah, that's impressive, alright. Anyways guys, let's keep going, get away from this fucking Garth Brooks and uh... Whatever other nonsense we were just talking about, because guess what?

I record this over... 15 years. This episode is actually recorded in November of 2022. But it's coming out whenever I decide. God, if only you guys know how much power I actually have. So you recorded this in the future. Yes. That's pretty cool. But used his power. Anyway, isn't it funny that even him in the future still has nothing to say? Yeah, also, do you think he just fucked up there? You could go to the records over the last 15 years. I don't think he meant to say a date

the future. I think that he spent 15 years over the course of a single day at this point of the future. And all he came up with was that eight months ago, these guys recorded this thing in Garth Brooks like that's the whole show Shit Um, he comes out. We don't even know what he's talking about All right, in other words, I'm a Garth Brooks and whatever we were just talking about like you know I know I know He quit drinking allegedly, but yeah, something's going on, man. Yeah. Yeah, I want in

He comes out with his goal in podcast thing, okay, and I know he's just kind of riffing But I kind of believe him in this one. Okay cool I think I realized a couple different things here to close out the show when it comes to this podcast is My actual goal with podcasting I just wanted to record thoughts into avoid and then have those thoughts You wanted to record thoughts that we should avoid yes,, I agree. And then have those thoughts get discovered when I died. Only problem was people that exist today found them and here we are. I have a solution for this. So most podcasting platforms, you can choose a time in the future to publish your work.

You don't have to hit live. You can just say, yeah, I want this to go live at this date and time. And you could have chose like, I don't know, three or four years from now however long he's gonna live. Yeah, as you're gonna say, being from the future and having his power,

he absolutely knows the moment that he will die. So yeah, isn't that funny? No, okay, so this is something else. I just connected to my own head. This guy's notorious for taking episodes down. Yes. He has taken more episodes down He's ever uploaded even though that's not possible. So how the fuck is this guy talking about I just want all my shows Me available to future that are available to presents. Yeah, what do you mean?

But only because people find them because people found them. That's true. That's a pisses of off In the future people will be digging through the digital wreckage of dead people. And be like, oh, here's a guy you recorded 10,000 hours of bullshit. It's closet. You think, listen to that. 100 Biden's laptop was a big story. We had to discover Patti C. Cups, podcasts.

Some day at the future, like, whoa! New York Post is all over this one. That's gonna be amazing. Remember he said that this was his legacy for his kids? Did he say legacy? Yeah. He said, I want my kids to listen to these. I don't know if he said after I'm dead or something. So they get to know who their father is.

Yeah, that was the essence of it. Yeah, so go touch them now. And then podcasts for people who listen to your podcast. I mean, you could do that. I don't know. I don't know what I'm up there. Our next episode, I only pulled one clip from this. So most of this episode is him watching a YouTube video called the floating plane or something

and it's like some optical illusion. It looks like a plane is floating and he goes 10 minutes on this and then at the end he's like, now there's eight videos right next to it that say debunked and explain how it's on, but I'm not going to watch any of those. Okay. It's like, great. I'm glad I just listened all this. I'm gonna wait a time.

But the number 10 I thought just kind of summed up. Then it should be a fun format. Just I fall for everything podcast. Yeah, yeah, everything fools me podcast. That would actually be kind of funny. Yeah. But anyway, this one just sums up that entire episode for me. But then it gets more disappointing because when you drive your car in cyberpunk, you

get to see the full vehicle. It's not first-person view. You can change it. And you know what's stupid? I'm sure you could probably change the character view as well. But guys, I needed something to start this podcast with or we were going to get nowhere. I'm sure you could probably change the character view as well. But guys, I needed something to start this podcast with or we were gonna get nowhere. So there you go.

Cyberpunk 2077. It's a game. He's saying the quiet part loud again. That's the thing that exists. He's doing this on a rock. He's like, and everything I just said is stupid and I'm wasting everybody's time. Oh shit, that wasn't in my notes.

Well, he goes through this whole thing of this video game and their perspective is wrong And I don't like it because it makes me feel this way and then it's like at the end He's like well, I haven't even looked in the settings yet. So there's probably a preference as many But first I had a podcast about it. Yeah, that's why he's the king. Yeah similar to Stuttering John That's his weird way of getting in front of it. He's like I already said it was stupid. Yeah Yeah, correct. You can't make fun's like, I already said it was stupid. Yeah. Yes. Correct. You can't make fun of me.

I already said the by podcast socks. No, but we also said you're fine. We're better. Yeah. Yeah. So then we get to episode 12 and now we're back in business, motherfucker. All right.

Shameless is downchiff and he's got his power up. This episode is called Aero Smith Car. Shameless was out and about. He was running some errands and he had kind of a weird day and he came home And this was his thing, but number 11 this starts with the this episode is five minutes on bumper stickers And what they say about you the first week. I can't wait. Yeah, that's pretty wild There's one thing I love it's bumper sticker talk. Yes Here's a thing that I like and I'm just gonna put it on the thing that identifies my car

It's not gonna be a bumper sticker. I can't afford that. Well, can I afford a custom license plate? That's right. And it's not even the license plates at this point that bother some. Okay, it does suck. It is annoying, but do whatever the fuck you want to do. But there are still people that are promoting whatever angle they want to take on politics or the world by putting bumper stickers on their car. Okay, they might not have a sweet custom license plate, but these motherfuckers definitely have the weirdest bumper stickers I've ever seen. Okay, so James is walking through the parking lot.

He's seeing political stuff, he's seeing humor and stuff. He's seeing other bumper stickers and it's just, in his words it's annoying, it's bothersome, it's fucking with his mind. He doesn't consent to have his fucking brain real estate taken up by your bumper sticker. I thought he said that he has a customized license plate and then said the customized license plates are annoying.

But he was talking about bumper stickers again? Yes. Okay. But he also says you, grammatically incorrect. That's why I didn't follow. Well, you gotta keep up with him. Yeah, exactly. His hypothetical person couldn't afford a bumper sticker

because they had a customized license plate. It's hard to follow. It's hard to follow. It's hard to fucking follow. It's always better to give your money to the government. Get a customized license plate. That's what I'm gonna say. And I've said this before and I'll say it again.

I'll say it numerous times. Best bumper sticker of all time. Tennis is my racket. I'll never stop laughing at that bumper sticker. The fact that someone put that under car. Good job. I can love it. It's good job.

I wanna meet that person. Punch him with the fucking face. We're gonna skip one here. My number 13 starts a series called The Parking Lot saga. Now, as I said, he's out running errands. There's a little, there's a misunderstanding in the parking lot. And this drives the plot of this episode. And this is the beginning of the story.

So, and I to understand that Patty Seacup's owns a vehicle? Is he driving a car around now? That's what it sounds. Because there's not a lot of talk of driving around in cars on his show, so this is surprising to me. I don't ever hear him discuss leaving his house. Right. You know what I mean? He doesn't have a fucking cow.

No, literally all of his stories are either when he worked in Arby's 12 years ago, or wasn't high school 15 years ago. Yes. Those are the two stories that he tells. Well, wait, what's about the white car he was talking about earlier? Right. That's why I'm starting to think. So he really wants us to know he has a car. He has a car. Yeah, this fucking guy He's driving running cars. Well, let's hear how it goes for him I'm going to a store and we all know parking lots. We've all seen how parking lots work. We've driven in parking lots

Parking a parking lot a parking a driving lot parking lots. All right. I drive in a parking lot. I park in a driving lot. No, I sat the joke. Okay. I thought I knew he was going with that. All right. It does say it is called a parking lot, but a lot of us drive in the parking lot. Okay. I knew he'd get there. I knew he'd figure out the joke. That's good. And how about these drive plays, huh? Yeah. And a lot of us. A lot of us don't follow the basic rules. Whether it's the parking lot of the actual road, it is hard to get everybody on the same page, apparently. Because you're not really supposed to cross the lines,

right, where you're park. OK. And some people do do we've all done it it's a little faster but I don't do it that much anymore okay what's what's the game you're just gonna run into somebody who's backing out it's gonna be fucked up oh this is a guy who's hit a lot of shit parking lots okay do you hear what he just said I tried not to drive just randomly around a parking lot because you will hit shit. Okay.

Okay. See, what I'm showing off, what I hear through a mission is that this motherfucker was flying diagonally through a parking lot. Right. He doesn't do that much anymore. He doesn't do that much anymore. He doesn't do that much anymore because you will hit shit.

Yeah. And you know, you can't control people in a parking lot because some people just drive wherever they want a parking lot. I mean, not me except for today. It's every today, I was doing that. Yeah. And I went and he goes, it's hard to get people to follow the rules.

You know, there's lines in the streets in the parking lots. Like, everyone knows that. Like everyone drives between the lines. Yeah. I don't know. They're parking lots that get thousands of cars in and out in a lunch hour and no one every fine I live in a civilized state. So what maybe I'm yeah, I'm Red delicious. Well if you lived in the wild west of Indiana

You'd be getting near collisions with wackos and parking lots like this and as I'm turning There's a red car Next to the front part of my vehicle almost to my passenger door or to my driver's side door Like what the fuck? Where'd this guy come from? I look over and they just kind of wave like whoops oopsie I Made a mistake cuz I'm dumb

Now I could be partially to blame here, because of course I'm in a parking lot. I didn't use a turn signal to identify the fact that I was turning into that area to park, but most of us don't. So he's finer on the parking lot with no signals on it. Radio blast and fucking looking in the back seat, fucking with his phone. Some other asshole is doing the exact same thing,

and they almost have a little fender fender. I got this out of this story, and I wasn't there, so I don't know. It sounds to me like this guy's backing up, and when you're backing up out of a spot, a lot of times all you can see is directly behind you. See, you move slowly, you're kinda lookin' on either side. Someone makes a quick turn and comes around the corner

while you're backing up, that's not on the person backing up you gotta kind of you know there's a lot of cars in the parking lot I don't know if you know that you gotta kind of be aware of that and know that if you make a quick turn someone might be pulling out of us by and this guy hits the brakes he waves I'm sorry yeah oh yeah he waves it says I'm a dumb fuck you're the best love your podcast it's at all that in his wave. Yeah. And this guy, this guy goes on with his day. He runs his errands, everything's fine.

Yeah, no one got hurt. Not for shameless, though. For shameless, this is a fucking all day obsession. So let's find out what happens if the check out. Oh no. To get all the stuff I need to get. And I've taken my glasses off while I'm in the store like, hey dude, I just don't want to see you. But if I see you, it's going to be an issue. Oh, because only thing that I want it is an apology straight up apologize.

And then we're good. We covered that. Yeah. Because not apologizing tells me that you don't think that you did anything wrong. Whoa, what the fuck? And that's bullshit. Dude, we had a little misunderstanding in the parking lot, and everybody's fine. I sound sorry, I waived you. Yeah, there was an acknowledgement with the wave, that's it.

You got it. And we all go on. This guy's roaming through the Walmart and he had to take his glasses off because he's so steamed up He's like if I fucking see that guy. I'm gonna fucking cream up dude. This is fucking bullshit You know when an apology is in order when you have your toddler out on the porch and there's a drive-by and they almost shoot The three-year-old when they're just trying to kill your buddies that warrants an apology Then I wanted an apology like dude, you could have killed my son there

Yeah, you know like that you can't just my son there. Yeah. You know, like that. You can't just go shoot and really nilly. Excuse me, sir, sir, sir. Could you please apologize? Could you put it in writing? Could you get a home art card? Yeah, I'd like to thank you, never. I want to go back to the end of this because this is no way to live your life, Patty C. Cubs. Because not apologizing tells me that you don't think that you did anything wrong and that's bullshit. Who cares? He does. Why would you care? He goes the fact that he didn't come and find me in the store afterwards to apologize. Tells me

he doesn't think that he's at fault. So he deserves to get his ass kicked. Also, he's talking about taking his glasses off. Yeah. Is he like getting ready to fight or something? Well, he said he didn't want to see the guy, so now he's just walking into shit. Yeah. Now just Mr. McGuigat on the start. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, you know, this guy asked me a question when I was saying hello to me, and this guy apologized to me, but not in the way that I expected. And he's wrong and that's bullshit.

He's all fucking pissed off. Um, so, excuse me, then he fucking sees the guy again. By the way, this is the only thing I want in life. It's a people who think like Patrick Michael to talk out loud. Yeah, because a lot of these people keep it inside, because they're smarter than Patrick Michael, and they know they shouldn't say this shit out loud, but I love it when people admit to being this retarded. Oh God. It's great. You just thought I was gonna continue going straight. That's it. Still pet. You can't assume when you drive. That's the last thing you should be doing. Hey, maybe turn down your

fucking music and you'd be able to drive a little bit better. Stop worrying about how cool your fucking system is in your car and worry about your skills in driving actually. Oh, there's jealousy going on here. Oh, I'm so transparent. Ah, this guy's dropping the bass. The fucking death metal singer's going here. Music is too loud.

How are you supposed to be able to back out of the parking spot with that subwoofer? Well, it's mutually exclusive. Stop kissing your wife. Oh, stupid happy family. Okay, because you're not the only one on the road. At all. It's a parking lot.

But when we go to check out of the store, guess who's behind us in the line? The guy. The guy. The parking guy. Does he say anything? Does he even make eye contact? No. No, you're a psycho. I would never make eye candy with someone who demands an apology for a near-collision in the parking lot. Unless

he was buying a single rose. Yeah, this is all in patty. He's he comes his hat. Yeah. This guy just got behind him in line. He's like, he doesn't give a shit. He's moved on with this guy. Sorry about that buddy. You know, I don't go around staring at strangers. This guy won't even look at me. He's like, well, yeah, because you guys are strangers. That's a weird thing.

Yeah, he doesn't recognize you without your glasses. There you go. There you go. Yeah, so which is it? Do you have people doing knowledge your existence out in public? Or do you want them to pretend you're not there? Because you're complaining about both things right now. It's mind it's mine. Just say I have a nice white car and

I like that he goes this guy's assuming I'm just gonna go keep going straight like you can't assume that and Like well, no, that's exactly what you assume right if someone doesn't have a turn signal on you assume they're going straight Yeah, I don't just sit there go like well, who knows they might change lane So I buy a fucking jump out of my car into the bushes and you say you're a terrible driver So you know you're doing Okay, that's alligator alley Call back who all right now what's happening now we get more bitterness just more This might be his best material since chewed gumum. It's unreal, this fucking guy.

Wow. Do you think this actually happened to you? Or was he reading a story again on the internet? I think he was out. Right the story. Yeah, I am. All right, good point. And we're all people.

We all speak a similar language. So even maybe a face to face wave, instead of a face to vehicle wave would be more appropriate. Hold on a second. You waved to me in my car instead of waving to me when I was outside of my car and that would have been more appropriate. But it starts off with them talking about how they have similar languages. Hold on, I gotta hear that. Because we all speak human car. For all people we all speak a Similar language that's similar. It's the same language like I can see how you could say like French and Italian are similar Yeah, that's true the romance languages, you know, they have the same origin but English is just English

So you guys speak the exact same language, but he's talking to human language man Motion only no, he's I just know the fuck he's talking about don't give them it's credit so even maybe a face to face wave instead of a face a face to vehicle wave would have been more appropriate he was probably looking at your face right I don't wave to bumpers yeah when I acknowledge I fucked up I look at the driver Yeah, when I acknowledge I fucked up I look at the driver Because then you saw the young person because then you saw my kid you saw me with somebody else whoa He's doing like a main dick with his kid in the car. Yeah. Yeah. Oh I'm a motorist and you still didn't fucking apologize. You still didn't acknowledge it and

You still think we need you in the world. You still, you still think you play some sort of vital part in existence, man. Whoa. Jesus Christ. He might have a really important job down to the plants. We don't know how you come and apologize to my child. Or I will genocide your entire species. Like guy we went off the fucking rail and let's not forget He initially said it was partially his fault. Yeah, it's done with the kids. Yeah, I got it my fault

It's got on me too Why do you exist in this world you asshole and bring in the Kevin like yeah kids in a car scene, the kids got none to do with this. He's like, you saw my child and you didn't immediately run over and kiss him on the forehead and apologize to him. Look at him right now, look at my fucking child. It's gross. How does this guy feel about us? We actively goofed on him. This guy met him no harm at all.

This was an honest mistake that happens in parking lots every day all day long. And Patty Seekas watched him wiped off the face of the earth. How does he feel about us? Oh lots every day all day long. And Patty, he got to watch him wiped off the face of the earth. Well, how does he feel about us? Oh, and then it, uh-oh. Uh-oh, I know. It's all fucking weekend. He's spent his whole weekend stewing about.

But at least he made a great podcast out of it. It is, and I was highly entertained. I lost this fucking amazing. Yeah. Is there more? Yeah. I'm not good. Because he just, he couldn't get off this guy watching is every fucking move

And this guy is single I just think that if you have your kid in your car and you're concerned about that person's welfare use your turn signal Uh-huh just throwing that out there as a possibility. Yeah, try to make it easier for people to know what you're doing always right I guess I'm more upset at the fact that people are losing the ability to take Responsibility for their actions man. What? I mean even if he didn't think it was wrong. He should have at least said something Oh, that would have gone out really well I imagine the guy was like hey fucker. He almost hit me out the parking lot. Maybe that would have been better

Maybe he was gonna apologize and he saw the guy just buying action figures amount A guy who hasn't worked a single hour and a dozen years is gonna lecture me on personal responsibility Is this really happening right now? Oh? My bad guy didn't know you were turning Or my bad I needed blah blah blah returning. Or my bad I needed blah blah blah my cousin's bleeding whatever the fuck your reason is for being in such a hurry. He was in such a hurry though that when he went inside the store he got a shop. Oh my god. What the hell can you be in if you're actually

doing grocery shopping at a grocery store? Oh, wow. This is like talking to my dad. He is insufferable. There's nothing that this guy can do right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, let's just say that and cut for the chase. No, I literally used to work with this guy

when I worked in restaurants. It was the guy who, if you give him 32 hours in a week, He's pissed off and I'm gonna have hours and I'm like any money here Then as soon as you give him 38's like all I do is work all the fucking time They just had me working here all the time like we can't help you okay? You're the problem Yeah, you got to help yourself when he's home. He's like I can't wait to go to work I don't we're gonna fucking day off I Dayd I shouldn't say this out loud. I day in the girl who was complaining,

she worked at a restaurant at the time, she was complaining about how many hours she worked. I go, he worked four days last week. What's literally my response? I'm like, what are you talking about? You worked four days last week, like, oh, yeah, what the fuck? What'd you put in 28 hours?

That's rough, right now. Get a close once. I'm sorry, Kroj. What are we talking about? We wrap up this beautiful episode arrowsmith car and and if you remember we had a whole long thing about bumper Stake. Oh, timeout. The episode is arrowsmith car. Yes. Was this guy pumping arrowsmith? I That he should apologize. It is quite crazy. His episode title is a very random. Pink, it's my deal. What the fuck, you asshole?

Apologize to me. I say good day sir. Good day. But yeah, so we were just going on everybody's mupper sticker is fucking lame and shit. And then the big reveal, number 19. Crazy. I mean, my sticker, I mean my car has one bumper sticker and all it says is prestige worldwide.

And I'm not gonna explain it. I'm not gonna explain it because if you know it, you know it. And it is what it is. And that's that. And you can take it or leave it or you can keep on pushing because the struggle's real Everybody sticker is lame except for my throw away joke from an 18 year old Will Ferrell movie That's fucking cool shit. It's one of the most mainstream comedies of the last 15 years stepbrothers And he's like if you don't fucking get it man, you're starting to know this is mainstream

And he's like, if you don't fucking get it, man, you're starting to know this is mainstream information that everybody knows about. Also, what is he listening to? Is that Animaniacs in the background? Yeah, there's crazy children's television. I hope that he actually has a child with him while he's podcasting. And this put it up, he's 3 a.m. in the closet.

Yeah, that he got interrupted and shed. There was a door. Okay, I'm not going on. Pulling into the home stretch, this last episode. By the way, slow down. Relax, we're here all day. This whole thing, where he's goofed out everybody's bumper stickers to say that he has a bumper sticker

that's a movie reference. And then he's far superior to everyone else. Yeah. It's a mix, it's only paddy seatups can do that. This is why we love this guy. Yeah. I hope he's not like listening to this and going, oh, I don't know why they're goofing on me.

It's like, no, no, no, this is what makes you the king. Like keep it up. Oh, it's why we love you. Stop interviewing people about how they party, stop talking about UFC. I just want to know why everyone else's bumper sticker is bullshit and yours is hilarious and you have to be in the know to even get it.

I love that. I love that about you. I love hearing, like I said, his daily life and what's in his mind and shit, it's just, it's great. And let's see the entertain. Yeah. So this last episode we're gonna listen to

is episode 13, the title is How We Do. The beginning of this episode is another just fucking nightmare nonsense, fucking whatever. Here's the only clip from the very beginning It's number 20 and it's just the zinger he tossed it off that I like because let's be honest anybody listening to my show Doesn't have a petite wife. All right Everyone's fucking a fatty Let's see to this show. Okay. Yeah, I love it. So it's been a lot of demographic Information that he got from surveying, I suppose, right?

Maybe Nielsen ratings. So according to a blood-red killjoy 88s, that he was watching Ed and Eddie. Was the TV show. I'm sorry, it's an anime. Highfalutin. I was dating myself a little bit. Yeah, should we be concerned

that our chat knows children's television so well? Yeah, everybody's fucking little bit. Yeah, should we be concerned that our chat knows children's television so well? Yeah, everybody's fucking a fatty. Yeah, seriously, I have a guess. I just might not have a petite wife. And that's a guy who does not have a petite wife. Some girls wear cow costumes. Other girls are just cows.

Yeah. And he like brings up over again. Yeah, I'm just killing time. Yeah, I have nothing to say. Yeah, I'm just killing time. But 14 minutes in, he gets to his main topic and it's fucking scintillating, man. It is fucking hot, guys, let's hear it.

But I'm really just stalling, you know, padding the episode with that nonsense. Just to say that I've been playing a new game and it's called Fortnite. Good, boo! Paddy Seat Cups has discovered the hottest game of 2017 to 2018 and he's playing it right now and he can't wait to tell you all about it which he does in great detail. How was that pronounced for tonight?

Yes. Interesting. This sounds like an interesting game. Is he explaining how does it work? Oh, he explains it. It just goes on and on. And it doesn't sound like he's very good at it. But he gets into other games which is what I really enjoyed. This next one he describes what it's like to play animal crossing all right to be playing this game

Where it's like me I live on an island I live on an island and I collect the animals and I feed the animals crackers and And corn I have to grow my own corn and I can comb her hair. That's right. I get to my own corn and I can comb her hair that's right I get to get you go comb her hair. Sounds like a dream come true. I think you spent a couple hours playing Animal Crossing by the sounds of it. Is he trying to say that Animal Crossing is lame? Boom hot take. Wow hot take there. No shit. You mean the game that's for little girls on Facebook? Is that all that riveting when I was a mid-30s guy play this game designed for 10 year olds? I find it to be hugely dumb. Yeah, you know what else sucks is candy crush I got 15 minutes out this guy's a lot of second grab me to the beer Well, if you think that's a hot take let's hear his review of call of duty and

Then you get you start playing you start figuring out the maps You start knowing the the general goal you start to work together and I ended up enjoying it the only thing is it's just it's too war right like it's too much just war Which again is what it is. It's fucking Call of Duty. It's a war game. You know what though, I quit playing Madden.

Too much football. Yeah, you know, dude, so much football that game. That's why I quit going to rock concerts. Too much music. What are these old plate rock music? Yeah, what's the rock music? I'm at a fucking rock concert.

Not gonna wear the jugulars. What the fuck is going on here? I love it. There was probably was called duty is that there's too much war in it I I really hope this guy's giving Amazon reviews can somebody please double upon this guy's Amazon reviews I'm just see the one star for call of duty. Yeah, I played this game. You're just battling not stop It's just you're just in the middle of a war the whole fucking time. I played this game Santa Pete a giant fucking Santa Pete's attacking me. What the fuck? Stop it's just here at the middle of a water the whole fucking time I played this game centipede a giant fucking centipede's attack I mean what the fuck bullshit what are they like peace-tarque negotiations like what else would be to their aspect of that romantic interest

I think yeah, he's trying to lobby Congress for additional funds. What are we doing? It's a realistic game here. Should I be on base with Vic for hours? Playing cars and fucking try not to kill yourself. Then again, you're playing fight in the smell with Vic in the bunker for eight hours. I want a fun game. That's going to be coming to the Metaverse people. Don't worry. Oh, good times. Okay, sorry. Keep telling. There's another one. Like I said, I mean, it's all said in jazz, but I just, I feel like there's some sunlight here. And we get to talk about a classic game. And what it's like to, when you're introducing your parents to games. And that's exactly why I think our parents weren't willing to play, you know, crash bandicoot

because they would say the same shit ass, too much going on. There's an extra button on that controller You're like yet dad you just you just came from playing the Nintendo Which also has a lot of buttons this one has one more than that No, all right all right, you don't have to it's fine It's fine. I'll play by myself and you'll never understand me Anyways, I Bring up fortnight because I have nothing else to talk about but let's keep going talk about this relationship with your father That's the interesting part. You're bettering the lead. I feel like someday in the future

There's gonna be a therapist's office with a crying shame. So he wouldn't even play Crash Bandicoot with him. Dad, there's only one extra button. You already know how to play Mario. You can play this game, Dad. Please play Crash Bandicoot with him. All right, it's not about the third button. It's you. I don't wanna hang out near you.

I gotta go get cigarettes. Right, tell your mother. Oh, Jesus. This is, his memories of his dad are all depressing. His entire life is depressing. Well, yeah, everything is fine. You know, that's a good point. I forgot he wanted to fight someone in a supermarket

because they didn't apologize to his face. But, Miracle isn't. Now, let's get into some mean here because he's been on the internet and he watched a YouTube channel with friend of the show, Unique, formerly, Sion Z. Kyle, yeah. And this is what he thinks about it. Friend of the show, Unique, formerly, Sion Z.

Kyle, yeah. And this is what he thinks about it. Friend of the show. Good friend. And there's a channel called Unique on YouTube. And they report on, and he's bad. This guy is just a fucking trash bag of a human person, just overall.

His voice, his delivery, his general thoughts and opinions. His, I mean, he's been doing this live streaming or whatever the fuck it is. Forever. And yet still, still garbage. I think the production level is still shit. He still, he still talks with wet mouth the whole time. I've never agreed with Patty more. Yeah, that right now. He's still, he still talks with wet mouth the whole time. I've never agreed with Patty more. Yeah, that right now. And when Shamus is calling out in your production values,

that's some heavy shit. Things are not going well. I love that he goes, I don't know what Carl even sounds like, I've never heard his voice. And then with you Nick, he's like, this fucking guy sucks so bad. It's like, all right, so you're picking up the easy target. I see what's going on. Yeah, that makes sense. All right. It's like, all right, so you're picking up the easy target. So I see what's going on. Yeah, that big sense.

All right. That's really funny. This next one, the story's a little hard to follow, but stick with it, and there's so many sprinkles of interesting things in here. Okay. This might take as a second to dissect afterwards. Oh, yeah, he's talking about Anthony Cumia.

Anthony Cumia had a call we're calling in who said his name was Carl. Yeah. And then tried to do all these like, gotcha things on Anthony, like, oh, what about this, what about that? And then they discovered that it was this guy just pretending to be, I don't know, me, or maybe that's why using name Carl,

he'd pick up the phone. Then they discovered he actually had a podcast and they let's do it, they goofed on him. Yeah, this is so weird. I don't know how Patrick Michael knows about this. James was listening and knew all about it as you'll hear. That's so bizarre. But essentially somebody calls in to the Anthony Kumia show and They say their name is Carl

I'm already interested because I know that him and Anthony are sort of like pals or what have you And I start listening and I guess this is is guy from a podcast called blink on the brain This is the most he's ever known about anything. It's that funny He doesn't know who I am. He doesn't know anything. It's going guys just like also curl call from where these podcasts I know he's buddies with Anthony. So I'm listening. I'm interested and I'm like and I was interested Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, wait, what are this car from you've never admitted it? I mean we knew it was true But you've never admitted to any of this before it would happen to Roy. Wow all this thing's got everything I'll figure it out This is funny and the guy is just

Also garbage. He's fucking trash Now I don't think Anthony Kumia's great But this guy calls in pretending to be Carl because of course Anthony references wait Carl from you know who are these by catch and we can Talk about that He basically says the guy's pretending to be him because They're not just gonna let some trolley phone call get through right? They might everyone get through trust me as I had to get the Anthony Coppian show here's a little pro tip I've called the wine that will let you through

Is this video available on YouTube or does does he have a subscription to the compound media? Now I'm very confused at what's going on. I got now I got to search YouTube to see if like they, because sometimes they post stuff from the Anthony Coomian show on to YouTube. But he was all over it. New about you. New your connection with the Coomian show. What is listening to the Coomian show? Even though he's not crazy about me. Isn't that weird? Because the only other time he acknowledged me and that whole crew was when he saw me on Chip.

And he said, I watched it for one second, I turned it off immediately. I don't want to see him care. And now all of a sudden, he knows the whole backstory and everything that's going on. That's wild. And because it wasn't actually you, he's free to use your name and the name of the show

and everything. Okay. You know what he means? It's very, again, he's free to use your name and the name of the show and everything. Okay. You know what he means? Yeah. Again, he's got all these rules. He's got all these rules set up. I'd, and you know, which by the way, I meant to say good morning before I started making fun of him today.

So I hope you'll forgive me on that one, Chamus. But that's like kind of all he talked about that was in relation to this or anything. He went on a little more about that call. But he has undisputable logic proof that Antikun Anthony Kumya is no good. He's gonna share it with us right now. All right cool So no matter what got him kicked out or what destroyed that God forsaken show If Anthony Kumya or OP or OP were at worth anything They would still be doing radio because who else does fucking

radio? Who else does radio that could make you listen or be interested in listening? That logic is already flawed. If they were good, they'd be doing radio because nobody does radio. But there's people who are good, right? They don't do radio. So wait, how does that work? Joe Rogan's good, right? He doesn't do radio. So. Huh? All right. That right there is proven fact that these guys aren't worth a damn.

If they were, they'd both be on the radio somewhere else still. No, that's true at all. In fact, owning your own broadcasting network is better than working for a radio station. Yeah, see what Anthony does. Seeing your own boss, isn't it? Yeah a radio station. Yeah, see what I have to do. Seeing your own boss has it to do. Yeah, building up a entire roster of shows and having a video streaming service. I mean, if he was any good, he'd be working at 96.5 FM afternoons.

Yeah. And on Tuesdays, they'll be playing two of your favorite artists. They watch out for four play weekends, everybody. We're the fourth ones live. Whoa. Oh, this guy is talented. He's playing the fourth one live. Ha, ha, ha, what a fucking idiot.

If this guy was any good, he'd be working at a radio station. Oh, my God. Go to a radio station. I've been to a few. Look around. So you do want to work there? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit. That's some Eric Zane from 2019 Logic right there. Oh, it's all about working with the radio. Oh no, it's not. Coach, I notice that you brought over a cringe of the week. Cringe of the week.

Do you want to introduce what this is? Or how do you want to do it? It really isn't cringe. It's more a highlight of the week for me. OK. I even brought a clip like this in a long time But it's my favorite type of clip and it's when somebody dignified has to read some crazy bullshit So if you're a normal person and like a 75 minute audio documentary on the song Louis Louis like

Sent you running for the hills I get it But if you're like me and that's your fetish I fucking highly recommend a history of rock music and 500 songs by Andrew Hickey It's fucking an incredible podcast again I fucking highly recommend a history of rock music and 500 songs by Andrew Hickey. It's fucking an incredible podcast. Again, if you're sick and had one a year like fucking two hours about how they recorded tomorrow, never knows or some shit. Anyway, here's him discussing Louis Louis and I love it. Jack Healey had slurred the lyrics so badly that people started imagining that there must

be dirty words in there because otherwise why wouldn't he be singing it clearly? People started passing notes in schools and colleges saying what the lyrics really were. Apparently you had to play the single at 33 rpm to hear them properly. These lyrics never made any actual sense, but there were things like, we'll take her and Park all alone, she's never a girl I lay at home. At night at 10, I lay her again. On that chair, I lay her there. I felt my bono in her hair. The kind of thing insured that kids make up all the time. So obviously, they were reported to the FBI. And obviously, the FBI spent two years investigating the song. That is a fascinating story. It really is.

Because if you do listen to Louie Louie, it will drive you mad trying to figure out what the fuck they're saying. Well, I felt my boner in her hair is so. That's funny, man, yeah. That will affect. We've come a long way in this country. That is for sure.

All right, I actually do have a surprise treat for you, Crows, but I'm gonna hold that till the end. And I'm gonna start with something that you're gonna hate. Oh great. So everybody else, and I don't have a stinger for this or a transition, any type of sounder, because this is our new friend, Tony Michaels. And I should mention that we put out that poll to say,

should we have Tony on the show, yeah overwhelmingly people a lot of on the show So yeah, I guess Because I got to reach out to Tony Michael's let's figure out what we're gonna talk to about yeah, maybe I can talk to you about Arbise yeah, you seem to know a lot about that. Let's catch up. Hey, what's up guys? Just driving around doing some work Getting a little hungry, having eight lunch this afternoon. So I may try to find the swindled you eat lunch this morning. Haven't had lunch since yesterday. He must be starving, sir. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Listen, I had breakfast, I had a snack, I had brunch, but I haven't had lunch yet. And we're driving around, so you know what that means? It's time to play the most obnoxious music possible with a camera right in my face. Oh my God, I can count his ear hairs. Ha ha ha ha. So it's so obnoxious.

Oh, God. The way he thinks I want to watch this. Spot, I don't know. We'll see where we end up. See, I think he's being coy. I think he knows exactly where he's gonna add. I've been getting this all planned out. He might have been thinking about this

when he got up this morning. The alarm goes off, he's like, no, they're fucker. And then he goes, there is that RV. Is that the way to work today? Yeah. All right, guys, I think I decided on a place. We stopped here at Arby's. He thinks we decided on a place.

We've stopped here at Arby's. Now, anything can happen still. He's just stopped there so far. You know, with all his imaginary friends. There might be a big boy across the street. So I didn't think it happened here guys And I think we're gonna grab something eat from here. So let's see what's on the menu You know what's on the menu Rose beef sandwiches

Let's see what's on the menu. Do you guys have any like rack of lamb or what can I get here to any specials? Hi, mr. Michael. Yeah, he's special today Grown-man should never celebrate eating fast food ever. It's just embarrassing right He wants a guy who eats his feelings. Yeah, do you see how happy he gets about eating food? It's like me when our drummer showed up with that case of beer that I spent so hard at last night. Anyway, we don't still have to practice, right?

I can just go, all right, now I guess we can play a couple of socks. Yeah. Got a figure I want to want. I don't want to want to hear so many choices. Oh my God, know what I want from here. So many choices. Oh my god, Arby's literally does not have so many choices. They have nine wet sandwiches. Which fucks sandwich will dunk it in some shit and it's in. What the fuck?

This roast beef is white. This roast beef is red. This roast beef is brown. The fucking voice is. The fucking voices are driving me up a wall. I wonder what's going to happen, Roastby? Oh, I wonder if they have a chicken sandwich. I driving me up a wall. I wonder what's gonna happen, Rosby. Oh, I wonder if they have a chicken sandwich. I don't know what he's trying to pull off here.

Sometimes I have a cartoon character or something. All right, give me your Texas brisket. And can I get curly fries with that? Sotic choice. Awesome. I don't need a drink. I've got a drink with me, so I'm cool on the drink. Oh, I've got a private fridge.

You do one. Sir, can you please prove that you have a drink? I've been a drink with me, so I'm cool on the drink. Oh, I'm glad you're the greatest player I've ever had. Sir, can you please prove that you have a drink? I've been asked by my manager to ask for proof that you have a drink with you. Karen's, thank you for filling me in on the drink. Karen, you have a drink or not. Some people eat food without a drink.

We'll give this shit. Uh, give me a medium. I use out of Texas, VISTA and a medium color drink. Risket it is, thank you. Are you 20 this? These little glances over at the camera, but not actually at the camera, where he's got his tongue out and he's nodding his head like,

oh yeah, it's gonna happen, guys. This is it, this is like the highlight of his day. Absolutely. How miserable of a person is this? That he's filming himself celebrating getting a brisket sandwich at Arbis. It's the worst place to buy brisket on the face of the earth. There's places in India that have better brisket at Arbis.

How you doing? Oh, I'm good on the sauce. He looks over at his phone as if that's his friend. Dude, do we want sauce? I'm not sure, no, I guess we're good. The phone nods in the back. The phone's good, I'm good. Oh, so when offered sauce at Arby's,

you say yes, extra Arby sauce please. Everyone knows that. You're insane if you know that. Maybe a little horsey, if you can. Yeah, a little horsey. Dude, brisky. No, sour! Oh, fuck, I'm a him up! I'm weirdo.

What an idiot. What a dumb idiot. Who's he making this for? Like, children would be like, this is boring. What do we do? Yeah. We don't want new sour! So my boss said-

Oh, let's talk about the out of thing there. So I don't know if maybe whatever he went into next and barrised him. I've read you got that. So I don't know if maybe whatever he went into next and barris Tim I've got you got But the way he cut out with that quick dissolve at it to make it seem seamless, but I caught it get on the sauce So you see do it but jack you late it I Forgot this is the fucking guy we'd say, which is played like a child. Yeah.

No sauce. Fucking mix it up here, asshole. Arby's does one thing, wow. That's time that if I yell, he's gonna do 20 bucks. They wanted to say, yee-ha! Trying to make this friendly. Trying to do good things for good people. Thank.

I hate that he's been given an assignment from his teacher. He's like, okay, I got to edit the video. I need you to include the following six elements to show him that you know how to do this. You know, you have to have a slow mo, you have to speed it up at one point, change the pitch, or don't. I'll leave it up to you.

Yeah, you have to yell about sauce. Thanks for freed me today. Yee-haw! Man, guys. Man, guys. I do what's on his mind I Had to park for this sandwich Had to park for a sandwich I hate when you mispronounce his things because it's cute. It's worse than the voices my sandwich

Hey, look at a man. It's like a child. Yeah in every way. Yeah, it looks like a baby with a beard. Yes. Hey, it's going pretty good. He got his slow-mo in. Good job. I'm going to leave a comment real quick. Hey, man, it was so great when you slowed down the video. When you said holy moly, but said it slow-mo,

it's so awesome. My way, it's still laughing. About halfway through, it's a little warm But I'm gonna make it I just know it. I just know it. I let you know All right, so this is a thing where he talks about whether or not he's gonna finish his food and he always does like no one's on pins and needles Here gonna finish his thing off again. Yeah, oh shit. I thought he was do He was here going to Tony Confucius and say, I lost again. Yeah, oh shit, I thought he was due.

I didn't get a stomach ache eventually, but now, Skyfuckin eats through everything. Come on, heart attack. What are we supposed to be rooting for here? He never shows himself eating, which I appreciate that. Yes, thank God. Hey, God, he doesn't do that. But he pulls the clip and he goes,

okay, I've eaten half of my sandwich. It tells me the temperature over for some reason. And then says, okay, I'm gonna try to eat the rest of it. And I guess, hey, this way be that clip-fanger the Patrick Michael is looking for. Now, am I gonna finish my Arby's? Find out. Will he or won't he?

That sandwich put the herd on me, but I made it through the whole meal. I got it. Yee-ha! All right, it's not an accomplishment to finish an Arbisandwich. And also, it's not good food. It's not something you should be celebrating yourself for. It's also not funny and it's not something to be

a celebrated or filmed for any reason. I mean, what the fuck? And honestly, these things are a diamond dozen. Everybody puts their stupid videos up on YouTube. Yeah, yeah. What's different about Tony Michaels that he wants to be taken seriously as a political pundit now. Yeah.

And this is on the same channel as all this video where he's just like, oh, Trump's a fucking retard. Like, don't you retard. You are a retard. All right, guys. Thanks for riding along with me again today. It was awesome. I loved it. Stay in touch, subscribe, and keep driving through.

Drive in. Oh, drive out. Drive through. He almost did his tagline twice there. He almost fucked up. Right? Yeah. He's like, he's like wait for the tagline Yeah, you go back. I loved it Stay in touch subscribe and keep driving through

The coach of the song goes oh look at that Monster What a monster. I didn't. Drive out. Drive through. So embarrassing. It's so fucking embarrassing. What else is going on over here?

Let's see. You guys want to see a dairy queen one? What do you think that he thinks the payoff is? Right, because he goes, thanks guys for following me today. Take, well, the reason why I would even go through a drive-through is if I was going to be the one eating the food.

Yeah. Otherwise, I don't really care about drive-throughs all that much. I mean, there's no punchline. He's not attempting to be entertaining. There's no, he's not reviewing the food. It's not like, well, this is what's in the sandwich and this is how it tastes or anything.

There's no. Oh, he makes it seem like we should be rooting for him to finish the food, but he doesn't explain that. And then he also says, by the way, guys, the food was good, but I kind of knew that was gonna happen. It wasn't much about reveal. Oh, this guy likes Arby's no shit. Yeah, what's the point of this time in a journey?

Why would he go through it let alone in you anyone else? All right, I'm thinking wheel of consequences For the creep off we have to reenact and recreate Drive up drive in a job Episode I think Vinnie's already got a bunch of the cam. Yeah, right. He's ready to go Hey, come which fancy dress. Do you want to go. Oh my god, which fast he dressed, right, do you wanna do?

We could hit these three or four. All right, let's see what's going on at Derry clean. All right, guys, we stopped here at the gas station, fill up, we're headed to the comedy show, and I think I'm gonna grab a burr before I go. And, when you get to the comedy show, could you like write down notes like things like you know

opunt line to the end of joke i'll change your voice to sound silly isn't funny all okay say something that actually makes other people laugh everyone interesting interesting okay we'll keep going to those comedy shows that as McDonald's close so let's get going all right guys i thought i was going's McDonald's close so let's get going. All right guys I thought I was going to

McDonald's but someone who's with me does not want to go to McDonald's they will want to go to DQ which I'm okay with. That better be a child. If he's with another adult who said listen I'm not going to McDonald's but I will go to Dairy Queen. Who's in the car and is like, well, you can film your stupid video, but don't put me on camera. Well, that's what I would say. So, let's get to the menu and let's get some ordering. Thanks. Also, who's the asshole who's picking DQ over McDonald's?

If I say no to McDonald's, it's because I don't want fast food. I'm not going like, well, I wouldn't eat a quarter pounder with cheese, but Dairy Queen, now they make a good burger. What? Okay, I think I'm ready to order. All right, go ahead. All right, give me...

The thumbs up to the camera when he's ready to order as if this is some accomplishment. They wish me high-fiving this guy over. This is someone who is so incredibly sad and lonely in their life. There's just like this whole fucking... Isn't this great, guys? Like, it's so crotch-god-im-sad. I've watched golfers win the masters and not be as excited for themselves

as this fucking guy is because he's ready to order. Yep. Yep. A chicken bacon barbecue snack melt? That's not a order. Yeah. A chicken bacon barbecue snack melt. That's not a snack. Oh. That's not a snack. Fuck, kind of unholy shit.

A chicken bacon barbecue snack melt. Oh, okay. That makes me forget his 2,500 calories, right? Yeah. Give me some cheese curds. Cheese curds. And then give me a strawberry shake small What do you want to die into a small sever? Okay, let me just split this between two cars

We definitely want the whipped cream. Alright. Thank you, do you want anything else? Yeah, I'll take the three piece chicken strip, five bucked lunch box. Alright, I think that's what the small stuff they will say, which I like to say. Chocolate.

Alright, I apologize, Tony. I'm looking at the comments right now, and unanimously, nobody wants you out W-A-T-F-A. You've just figured out a way off the show, my friend. You just got cut off at Dairy Queen. Sir, that's enough whipped cream. Alright, let me love you. That is it.

Alright, so it will be $13. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, we're gonna get a Sunday. Sunday. Oh my god. Are you taking a picture of me filming? She didn't want to be on film, but she's taking a picture of me. Do you just say she? There's a dead better not be like as girlfriend or wife. Oh my god. Could you fucking imagine? I could you fucking imagine. Who'd you fucking imagine? I do this weird thing where I try to like, impress my significant other and not embarrass her.

I don't know. It seems like something you would do. You mean not act like you're six years old? Yeah, yeah. That is a good way to work. Oh, fuck. Fuck. And then I get some cheese curds.

You know what I like about these shells? This is my third one that I've watched. It's just the variety of content that's going on, you know? It's a different curds. You wanna like about these shells? This is my third one that I've watched. It's just the variety of content that's going on. Yeah, you know? It's a different formula every time. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like watching a Star Wars movie. You know, even though it's on the same shit every time,

there's different food items involved. Yeah, which way will it go? Ha ha ha. It's food-challenge-y. Hello, fat cheese. I didn't get a cheeseburger I didn't get a cheeseburger. I always get a cheeseburger. I didn't.

Your face says I love fried cheese without your mouth saying it. Oh my God. All right. This whole section after watching it, it's so embarrassing. I was just going to say, this is the guy that said, we're embarrassing. Yeah. We were embarrassing because we did a live show

in Nashville in front of an audience. Yeah. He said that was embarrassing. Let's watch this again. Oh. We're gonna get some cheeseburgers. It's so cheesy. Hello, fried cheeseburgers.

I didn't get a cheeseburger. I always get a cheeseburger. I didn't get a cheeseburger this time. And now I'm thinking, oh no, I didn't know you were playing. You didn't order a cheeseburger, dummy. You didn't know you're playing you in order of cheeseburger. Tell me you know At least he learned the word burger Because I say double cheese anymore. Thankfully so Producer Chris yes, you worked in a comedy club. Yep. He is the guy

He walks in he thinks he's the comedian. Oh, yeah, and he's talking real loud And he's got a bunch of quips and he's got things for the bartender and he wants everyone around him to do. Just imagine passing him as he's leaving the bathroom and how he would, what it smells like. Oh, yeah, he's going, he would live there. Oh, okay.

Actually, that guy better fucking warned you if he's coming out of there. She's curds McGee over here. Do you see that panic moment? He just said, I know, and analyzed this too deeply, but he said a panic moment. He forgot to order something plain. He's like, oh, they got a deep into order at Cheeseburger.

God forbid you to pick off a pickle. Yeah. If there's one drop of mayonnaise on that, I'm gonna flip it out. I said no vegetables. What a shy old. All right. Chicken strips, not at Cheeseburger, chicken strips. All right. Thanks for being us

Alright guys about halfway through the meal Three lap What's what the halfway check in and he's the one that got the fucking chicken fingers He's one ordering off the kids menu. Yes, she's quite fucking asshole. If he doesn't have a fucking dipping sauce for those cheese tattoos or chicken tattoos Alright guys, I'm about halfway through the meal gonna start on the ice cream here soon. I'll watch you know how that goes Okay, make a prediction. You loved it. See you soon.

Man, why don't I order ice cream with every single meal? Oh, it's up there. I don't know, because you want to live past the age of 42. I was just throwing it out there as a possibility. That might be one reason to not order ice cream with every meal. Thanks for riding along with me today guys. Don't forget to subscribe, and I had a lot of fun.

Let's keep doing it. Drive through. Drive in. Drive out. Drive through. He just did it again. He just fucked up the sh** again. Ha ha ha ha. All I want to see is his girlfriend or wife's reaction to all of this. I want to see what her face, she must be like, what are we doing right now? What have I done? I've made a huge mistake with my life.

I'm not going to play this whole video because that's too much Tony Michaels, but check this out. It's just epic. That's the very beginning of this. That's like, oh no. Alright guys, here we go. We're going on another adventure through the drive through. Where'd you go? Wendy's. Wendy's it is. How old do you think that kid is? Like 10 or 11? Yeah. This poor kid. Dad, can I be in one of your drive-through videos? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if you got what it takes. Yeah. We have a whole QA process, so I'm not sure. But yeah, we'll see you there, man. Yeah.

See, now, this is the age that you should be this excited about going to Wendy. Yeah, right? Because this is a treat for this kid. And that's the thing, like, if this was an activity, him and his kids, and he's acting like a dipshit, but it's like, I do totally get it, man. I fucking did all kinds of shit when my kids were in there at that age.

But like, when he's just alone in his car as an adult man, make it silly voices and fucking thumbs up into the phone. God, it's fucking sad. Do you think he's scolding his kid in between takes? I said, like, fucking, what this? Ha, ha, ha. How do you not remember? I one lie they gave you, one lie. A little more excited about the Frosty Sun. Oh, that's right. He's in the Midwest. That makes perfect sense. All right. I can't take

anymore, guys. I can't anymore. Yeah, any more of that fucking lip-tour commercial music. Oh, my God. I can't take any more of that. I thought I would do a little treat. I saw that Vick popped in here for a second. Hopefully we can get her back to the reviews in a minute. But before we get to that, I do have a little bit of a treat for Kroge because Kroge is a fellow musician. He is a, I would say he's got a fine taste for music. He knows what's good and what's bad. And he's ready to help us understand how good Patrick Michael can sing can help falling in love. And it's better than that. There's a music video. Oh, yes.

Oh, I'm already even close buddy. This is so quiet. Shit. How do I turn this off? How can I crank this off? I'm not even sure. Damn it. Damn you.

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our first dance, is that? What do you mean, no? It's, listen, it's not gonna be a perfect day. All right, you got to, something's, you got to compromise on it. Oh Bustin adores somebody say help Someone drowning in air oh God dammit, that's fucking great all right Wow if I had some advice for patty sea cups, um

Breathe Breathe while you say dude that's not gonna help. It's not gonna help. We got one more video to watch. 60 seconds. Awesome. We got the, uh, Kroge brought this over. This is a Red Bull Energy Drink review. Yes, we're gonna learn all about it. 60 second reviews from, what's his name on this thing? Oh, I already know. Patty Brogan's got maybe.

Another guy with the fucking video project. Let's try again. Yeah. his name on this thing. Oh, I don't even know. Patty Brokenska, maybe. Another guy with the fucking video project. Let's try to get a shot at it. Yeah. 20 seconds in a drop. Okay, we're at 16 seconds in to a 58 second long video. And we're if you seconds in to a 58 second long video. And we're finally starting here.

No, so we're back. We're back with another one. It's a summertime beverage. That's right. From Red Bull guy summertime beverage, I have to be honest about Red Bull. We all know Red Bull, but this damn logo has been so confusing to me.

I thought that's just the weirdest looking elephant. Something is wrong. Let's address the elephant on the energy drink. All right, people. This is the summer flavor of Red Bull. It is strawberry apricot, which obviously tells you it delicious. And if we could be honest, I'll take the word's red bull. I mean, it tastes like garbage. What do you mean? What do you mean delicious? No one's ever used that word to describe a red bowl. Delicious.

And if we could be honest, I'll take any flavor. So long as it isn't any freeze, air freshener, or gasoline or rubbing alcohol. Okay, those were the jokes he came up with. Hey, rule of three. Comedy of pairs. Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Like you gotta say one thing that's like ridiculous, right? No, not him. Comedy appears. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna... That's how it ends. And that's how it ends. It's this missing these seconds. I feel like I'm in a roughing all day on this. Well, he didn't sing. Let's give him that. Jesus Christ. This guy can't put together 40 seconds. We're at the material to talk about these products. Then he's reviewing out of show.

And doesn't even try reviewing it. It's the other weird part. You think you just be like, you know, it tastes like this or that or it gave me some energy or something. I don't know anything. Sorry, I forgot to put the video up on stream, everybody, that's my fault. Wah wah.

Let's play producer Cress, right? Yeah. She's not the worst producer in his name. Ha ha ha. Seems like some of the he would do. What have we done today? Well, we did two things. Yeah, all right.

Two things. So you know what happens? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. What have we done today while we did two things? Yeah, all right. Two things. So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. You might call it the teaser. Or you might call it the cliffhanger.

What's going to happen next week we do our midweek show, which Lolka will be featured, tune in to find out. And until then, please join us again next week. That was the teaser. It might be the answer we find out what's up for all who are these podcasts. We pull everybody.

Starting in the most bits of morning radio. Show these old right now. Okay'm gonna show these old my nails. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I'm sorry, Crosis. Anything you wanted to plug, my friend. Before we got out of here, I'll be on the sawbout later.

My name is the podcast cliffhanger. We will, we will, we will, we will. With Vic. Wap, wap, wap. All right, Vic just disappeared. She was with us a second ago. She was there in Celo's return to go. What? Oh, I'm here. Hello. Hello.

Vic, could you do me a favor? Could you go through an R-B's? Right. Yeah. Can you drive in, drive up and drive through? Yeah. Oh God, that was awful. Is that all he does?

Oh, yep. That's everything I've seen so far. It's been that exact same thing where he orders food, eats it, and then enjoy it. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. Do you have new reviews that you can read for us? I see that you're on the road, you're in the middle of shit, but you one star review. Yes, that's likely true. All right. Well, then let's get rid of the voice,

Balschall. And what's you have some news for us, Beck? What's what's new? I have a snap effect. The bull frog is the only animal that never seen the bull frog. I'm sure you have a lot of

people who are not going to be able to see the bull frog. I'm sure you have a lot of people who are not going to see the bull frog. And what's your news for us, Beck? What's what's new? I have a snap effect. The bull frog is the only animal that never sleeps. I thought a shark's never sleep, isn't that true? Can somebody back check this? Yeah, where's our fact checker?

Where's is this Sean's animal corner now? Sean's on my head. I know, we got to ask if he knows about these bull frogs. You know what sleep thing is? Oh, but I didn't go to the dentist today. Oh, yeah. And they're fucking awful as always. Sean's on my head. I know. We got to ask if he knows about these bullfrogs. How much sleep do you get? Oh, but I didn't go to the dentist today. Oh, yeah. And they're fucking awful as always. Do you have some good gas at least?

No, it's local anesthesia. The military will only do local anesthesia. Lame. But you can drift yourself stupid. And there's no problem with that. Yeah, that they encourage. Exactly. Exactly. Weird.

I know. Everything all right? No, fantastic. Have you been discharged yet? It's been a long day. No, not yet. All right. Working on that, still.

There, a 20 box producer, Chris. Ha, ha, ha. All right, let's hit some voice, Miles, and get out of here. Oh, who played Street Fighter II anymore? 2022, everybody does. The fucking classic Carl. Fuck you, how did people listen to WING? You got a lot of fun.

You were the hell in hamburger. You fucking hell. So there's one person still playing Street Fighter. They happen to listen to where these podcasts. That's my takeaway from that. Jesus, we can so fucking fire it up. That was good. Yeah, what's up, Carlos?

It's hot. You know, I don't got anything nice to say about the show that just happened. So I'm just keeping to myself, man. All right, dude, you guys have a good one. Shout out to Andy, the funny brother. I'll see you guys later. Okay, you're that big. You know, if anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You can work on it from Paco.

I feel like that's only like a black man thing. White Jewish women can do whatever they want. That's actually probably true. Yeah, it sounds about right. All right, who's calling in next? Let's see here. Hey Carl, what's crack-alacking? Just finished a Tony episode. I'm going to talk about the Patreon now. So my voice actually has to play on the show and makes it look like your Patreon has been full of tacky-stiny bearing accounts.

Fuck you Carl. I'm going to ask Goblin. Peky standing. Berner account, say. Wait a second. I could study bearing accounts, fucking Carl, and ask Goblin. Packy standing, burner accounts, eh? Wait a second. Can we buy Patreon members? Is that something that we could do? Yeah, they're five bucks a piece.

I was gonna say, what's the, how's the math workout out of that? So I gotta get Patreon their cut, and I gotta give the person who subscribe's their cut. And then, but I get all the other stuff after that. This is the bacon grease cuts, eh? Exactly. Just out of curiosity is Ask Goblin a noun or a verb in that sentence. Well, the way he uses these stuff for interpretation. Well, maybe we should ask John Melendez. He is a substitute teacher. Yeah, he would know.

He would know. Can you conjugate that verb for us, Mr. Millenik? Can you add two plus two? Can you do anything? Yeah. Hey, Tucker Dixon in this call is so that unnamed caller last week. So I want to let you know at first I was really mad hearing that you're also with you in. But you know, her and I were talking about it.

I mean, it could be fun. I mean, just how about you call me we can figure something out, you know Maybe three of us go hang out don't tell Carl about this. We she said as long as not Carl We can bring in other people and I'm fine by this you know come back buddy But whatever the unnamed caller was just call me back. Tucker out Tucker out of the closet. Yeah Why is he invited devils three some all of a sudden? What's going on with them?

ABC always be closing. I respect that about Tucker. Always be coming Hucker you're gonna you're as horny as Jerry Banfield over here now It's pride boss and everyone's everyone's fucking come it out for the firety now. All right, guys, Stuttering John called into the show. Oh, really? Yes. Let's hear what he has to say. You call me a school teacher. You call me a cab driver. What are you called? What are you going to call me next? An exterminator? But seriously, could somebody call me an exterminator? You could chat me. An exterminator, please.

That's a good job. Well played. That was well played. Good impression. Good impression as well. Yeah, well executed, well written. So it wasn't John for sure Yeah, definitely not John

I'll kill these things myself. I got my little roach killer cat. I mean, uh, his name is Lappy Oh my gosh this past episode that we did with Jamila Jamil oh wow Yeah, that was some show. That was something I was fuck. That woman, wow. If you wanted to fuck her, she would make it difficult. You'd be like, but you're such an asshole. I just don't know.

Yeah. As a hoit man, it's a fetish for Indian women. I really love Jamil to whatever her name is. She thought it's not gonna give him whatever. indian women i really love to meal to whatever her name is just how does fuck down again whatever but uh... this uh... that's a maybe really not like rolloise and i can't hate you for bringing it the baby thing she's uh... she's just fucking retarded

i don't know what the hell is that what is that can't stop him and how fuck it does she has now she's just onead. That's fun. Yeah, she's. I know fun retard. She's pretty stupid. By the way, I meant to point this out earlier. Yesterday I did the Drew and Mike show.

I always put those out on our Patreon and Supercast as little mini-bondes episodes, just the part that I'm on with them. Some people like it, some people don't, whatever. I thought it was a good appearance yesterday because there was Penn Aswalt was on with Elle Franken. I thought it was a good appearance yesterday because there was pen asphalt was on with L. Franken. I heard that. Did you hear the the clips that I brought? I couldn't believe he's calling for censorship of comics who don't agree with his political views and like earnestly over and over again.

Saying these people should not have the right to say these things. I was able to say them in the 90s but they can't say these things. It was, I was able to say them in the 90s, but they can't say them now. Yeah, I'm not shocked by much, but that was the most shocking part. Well listen, when I did it, it was right and had a purpose, and it was noble, and it was great. And my friends had racial humor,

but we were coming from the right place. But we were good for society. Yeah. The people are doing, now they suck, and we open the door for them. Yeah, it was incredible. It was incredible. If you're not on there, I would highly suggest a listen. Check that out because that after that, we talked about Paris

Hilton. That's fucking amazing. Paris Hilton was just in Washington. I think she did a worse job than Senator Johnson. Yeah. I'm just kidding. That's mean. Paris is fine. Sorry about that. Paris. We apologize. All right. This person has an epic fail. He tries for somebody. It doesn't work out. I'm calling you from a basketball or a baseball game. Well, I just hear that up. Been a while. So back to the wild. Yep. That's a big script of my part. Yep. Bye. Hey, Victor.

Victor, you remember Manny from Lombard, Illinois, from the Chicago show? Well, was he fat? That narrows it down. That's skinny. OK. He's a husky boy. I would describe him this way.

The only black gentleman at the Chicago show. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Manny. So Manny called him to explain that we have been up on Google Podcasts. Yeah, I've been going to go have your guys notes. I've been working on it.

Apparently it is now fixed thanks to my friend over at Prometheus Systems. But Manny wanted to weigh in on this. This guy said, I'll be record two episodes a week. But y'all can't hear another. Cause I'm getting rid of it. We'll mock it ingenious over here. Yeah. I do two shows a week and I'm hiding them. You got one, listen to them.

It's a real Patrick Michael scheme. I had a little bit of my sleeve. Holy shit. About your legacy. Yeah, right. I don't want people to find these dumb dad anyway. So next week. All right.

That's all I have for you guys today. Yeah, right. I don't want people to fight these dumb dad anyway. So next week. All right That's all I have for you guys today. I thought that we should really figure out what's going on with Patrick Michael and Croge I want to thank you for coming over and informing us a reminder creepoffrose.com You can get your tickets for the Rose comedy the Carl Sins September 17th I'm going to just keep telling Vec she has to come and Vec has to come until she gives in because I really need her, Sam really be telling this

because I want her to Rose. Other people's just because I have more jokes about her than anyone else. Vec, you gotta come, there should be so funny roasting everyone. Oh, right, of course, yeah. We gotta speak in a language she understands. Vec, you've been drafted to serve at the Rose.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, Vec, please come join us. I'm pretty sure Casey and Tucker Dixon are cut well, Tucker is in Rochester for the week now. Oh, no, he's got a girlfriend here. He's sleep on your couch. Yeah, wake up.

So anyway, creep off roast.com. Thanks for making some time for us today, Vic. Oh, of course. it's always my favorite. I think she's being sarcastic. Yeah. I think we're not the highlight of your day. I don't believe anything she says anymore.

I gotta go, goodbye, goodbye. Ah! Are we done here? I think we are. That was a great episode. That was really great. OK. Folks, guess what?

The episodes over. Oh, wow. Yeah.