Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep317 - Podcast About List

Episode Date: June 12, 2022

This week we have a show where three guys crack themselves up with potty humor. We also review Podcast About List. See what I did there? Vinnie Paulino joins us to try to figure out what the context is. Also, Adam Goldstein pops on and is strainin' to do some explainin'. After that, Alex Stein joins the show to chat about Howard Stern and the latest Stuttering John shenanigans. Apparently he, along with Tony Michaels and Gabe Sanchez, will be devoting an entire episode of Beer on the Balcony to my band the Isotopes. Hopefully they figure out what we do by then. https://adamgoldsteintv.com/ https://www.youtube.com/c/AlexStein99 https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, this day has been nothing but annoying. I saw my mom's vagina in an X-ray. What? Yeah. Well, if you can talk about that if you want to. How much fucking flushes around a vagina you'd exterate in order to see it? Oh.

Oh. I'll pick up a girl and she. I'll pick girl and she. Well, we just got the X-rays back and yep, there is a vagina under there. Turns out. Could your son commit here? Ah! I want to show him, too.

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Producer Chris is excited about that. You know what, I'm excited for. What's that? You guys have another show coming up. You got Isotopeoki coming up. That's correct, yes. July 8th. That's my favorite show you guys do.

Radio social, yeah. I'm gonna be there. Sweet, you wanna sing a song with us? Yes, yes. All right. All right, you're in. Dude, dude, dude, up. John, John, the leopard, God.

I'm gonna kill it. Oh, so anyway, we're gonna do the roast of Carl and Vinnie. And that's coming out. That I gotta move kill it. So anyway, we're gonna do the roast of Carl and Vinnie and let's come in out. I got a move by car. You know, my friends are dead. Oh, man. Wow, I don't even think we need you to be there. I got it all recorded now.

I just pop it out. I'm going to be recording the version of it. This is stupid. Don't forget to give us a five star review and April podcast and then shit all over us in the comments section. Hopefully we'll have review girls on later on in the show to read those reviews. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called podcast about list. This is a suggestion from Adam Goldstein.

We have both listened to it separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Patrick Doran, Caleb Pitts and Cameron Fetter. And it's three guys who sound like they're doing a come-town impression, was my immediate thought when I was listening to this. And I'll just play some examples

that I'm talking about. They're talking about to eggs. And what's the white part of the egg? No, the baby's not the white part of the baby's the baby. There's no baby in the egg. The white part of the egg is the white crap that's not the white part of the baby's the baby. There's no baby in the eggs. The white part of the egg is the white crap that I'm eating. That's the baby's, cheese?

No, it can't be. Baby chicken jizz, every time I eat a bacon egg, it can't be it. It must be the boogers. All right, I'm more comfortable with eating a baby's boogers than a baby's is. She's the same as boogers. Yeah.

Mine is, it's essentially the same. Sometimes it's got that like red streak of blood in it and it comes out after you sneeze Carle you mowing this you could not have hit the nail on the head more you found these jokes, Betty It is upsetting what I listen to what this was yeah Um if I had to describe this there's this thing that I've noticed over years of attending stand-up comedy open mics. There's people who watch a lot of stand-up comedy. Yeah. And then when they get to the stage and they go to perform, they do all the mannerism, right? All of the things that do the crushing of a stand-up comedian. Right. Yeah. But it's gibberish that comes out of their mouth. Right. And that is exactly what the show is. These guys have all of the same dynamic. Yeah, none of the jokes.

Yeah, it's interesting because when we listen to Com Town and that's a pretty famous review that Andy and I did, we didn't really get it. But since then, I've really gotten into like Nick Mullins comedy and Stavros. I think they're both very funny guys, the other guy, whatever. I don't even know what these guys do outside

of this podcast. I did watch this film that they made. This seven minute long documentary called Patrick Goes to Jolly B. And I was gonna play that for us, but it's like there's really nothing to talk about with that. So, we started at the beginning with this show. Hold on, let me play.

You just heard at the the very of that last clip They mentioned the McLaughlin group. Yes, so this is kind of interesting What it's like it's the McLaughlin group and they're like his jizz boogers What's the McLaughlin group that someone from Saturday night live? I know my fucking Sarah McLaughlin Something from Saturday night live. No, it was a political show that was hosted by a corpse. Correct. We all know what that was. I think it was like a tells from the crypt spinoff

or something that used to be a big loss. Oh my jaw fell off. That guy was so almost dead. No, he died and they kept doing the show for three more seats. A round him. Yeah, it was amazing. They just left him there.

The open cast can Kittak Show. All right, Vinnie, what do you want to get into? What do you want? Okay, so I went into this completely cold as I am supposed to. Sure. And they started off where I was like, okay, because their theme song,

I gotta give it to them guys, it's very clever. Come here, come here, come here and we see you, buddy. That's the problem. You're gonna be crap monster. That's how their show opened. And at first I went, okay, that's just a lot of noise that meant nothing. Yeah. And I was like, right? Yep. Then they opened up their show and made sure that I completely zoned out for the next 32

minutes. And we're back. It was. It was. Four friends in a car. It was a trip of a lifetime. And we did go so far. It was a trip of a lifetime.

We went to the Sanctuary Canyon the trip of a lot and there was so much fan and yes and we ate some and grand and grand and and we ate some grand and yeah what the fuck is this show supposed to be?

Well, what's interesting because... What the fuck is this? They have been doing these live shows that's why they're singing about the tour that they were on. Okay. And this is the thing that I was waiting to drop this knowledge on people. These guys have 2,937 patrons, making them almost $17,000 per month on Patreon.

This is a very popular and successful show. That's insane. That is insane. And this is the same thing that happened to me when I listened to Come Down, and I'm like, who's listening to this? That sense. And apparently, I'm too old for this shit.

Like, I don't get the style of humor where you just say Dick balls poop, much time. Everything was that. And the worst part about it is, there is no microphone control, and all they do is talk over each other. Here's a good example. They go right into it.

They're talking about the story where the person vandalized the Mona Lisa by throwing cream on it. Sure. This is how they transitioned into the story. Yeah. I thought it was cool. Did is how they transitioned into the story. Yeah. I thought it was. Did you guys see the Mona Lisa became smear by cream by the epic prankster of the century?

I still, I'm going to look this up, so I know this guy dressed up as Mona Lisa. He dressed up as an old lady in a wheelchair, and then when he got near the Mona Lisa, he leaped out his chair and smeared it with cream. All right. I'm just going to search creamed on Lisa. I felt like they were playing two tracks over each other. Trying to do this for each other. No, that was the actual clip of them trying to do the story. The one man talking right into the mic as he Googles,

well, the other guy trying to tell the story, I don't have enough ADD to understand what's happening here. You don't have enough ADD to talk. No, I need more. This is interesting. They did do a great joke that's for people like our age. Stand what's happening here. You don't have enough ADD. No, I need more. This is interesting. They did do a great joke that's for people like our age, because I grew up with loony tunes.

Oh, sure. What's the thing that I was in there? I was glad they referenced something that I could get behind. I know. I'm like Charlie Pooth. Okay, what am I saying? Charlie Pooth.

Charlie Pooth. Poothie. What's his name? Charlie Poothie's fucking dad, so Vesterester the cat? That's the guy named him Pooge. I'm gonna name my kid Puth. Charlie Puth. I'm gonna name my child Charlie Puth. Charlie Puth. But I do have a perfect year. Charlie plus And I can't get money here every single time I see it You like that's a lesson I at reference and impression is pretty good Charlie Pooce I know what the fuck is he talking about? I don't know anyone's talking about here's another clip

This is just an example of them taking so many swings Yeah, I've had this crazy tooth problem. It's going to derail the whole tour. Really? You need to go to the island of misfit toys. Yeah. And you need to have that dentist elf operate on you. Yes. Oh, yeah, he's good.

He's actually a very, very well regarded by lines. What's happening? What are they doing? There was finally one that I referenced that I almost understood. Well, they were trying to do their great riff on the cream jokes from the Mona Lisa. Yeah. Yeah, here, check this out. Okay, up to Nsen Claire, they called him a muck raker.

Yeah. The hell is that? That's basically, it's the opposite of a cream maker. Yeah. He fights the cream. If you spell, if you spell cream backwards, and upside down, it says, yeah, it's the opposite of a cream maker. He fights the cream. If you spell cream backwards, and upside down, it says, yeah, it says a little bit.

A little bit. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Nope. Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. What are you talking about? Like, I go, oh my God, somebody has an up to the same clear reference on this show.

I was like pleasantly surprised for a second. Like, I raised an eyebrow or what, that is completely retarded, what they just said. All I was thinking about, so I was saying this, is if you flip it upside down, don't you get it? All I was thinking about during this show, Vinnie, was how you would react if I was a co-host on the creep-off. And this is how I acted on that show.

Just constantly trying to tag every single thing you said and trying to make everything into a fucking joke like you can't even get a story out because these guys just have to make jokes on everything. Dude, I did the stupidest thing I think I've ever done yesterday. What? I want to see it. I get a name Monday, or two.

I went to the grocery store. You with me? No, I went to it. I went to it with you at the grocery store. Okay, me? No, I went in with you at the grocery store. Okay, story's over. You asked for it. Literally. Literally.

What is going on here? What are they doing? Carl, they have a very strange dynamic. Yeah. Where they feel it they're all on, yes. At all times, and they're always going to try to go for the joke and outdo each other. Yes.

Here's a great example of their silly talk dynamic, I call it. This is literally nonsense. They can't just let someone say something stupid and let it go. They just harp on it. And we were not busy. This happened yesterday.

The Lurve. Yeah, we were supposed to cancel. We were supposed not busy this happened yesterday the Lurve Yeah, we were supposed to cancel we're supposed to do a show at the Lurve the Lurve the Lurve I love them on Elisa Because of the way it's spelled Lurve yeah the Lurve and then they set it in unison. Yeah, like they were just like the Lurve Oh, that old gag. Yeah, we got it. It's funny that you say that because at a certain point in the show, they realize that they say the same shit over and over again. Do you think it's wrong to jack off at another person's house?

Yeah. Depends. Depends on what? You have to be wearing the pants. You have to be wearing the pants? Yeah, so it doesn't touch their house. It's serious, Dave. You're like at a...

I swear you said that on the podcast before I've had that I swear that we've had that exact Interaction before what somebody please see if you can find this where I say it's wrong to jack off So is it wrong to jack off of someone else's house? You say it depends and he says you have to wear depends. I swear to God, dude. Yeah, that has happened before I believe it We I mean basically we just say we just say the exact same three things to each other over and over and over. It's crazy that people listen to twice a week. It's crazy, they listen.

100% agree with that. Tell me those three things. I will repeat them and do a microphone if they make me $17,000 a month. All right, here's what you do, but you talk about jacking off of somebody's house, but it depends. And then somebody says we get to wear it a month. All right, here's what you do, Vinny. You talk about jacking off of somebody's house, but it depends. And then somebody says we should wear it a fact.

But if they might shit themselves that they don't have them. Yeah, that's a good one. Write that one down. I just show. All right, so let's get back to this amazing story about the grocery store that was getting interrupted. Let's find out what happened. I want to ask if you want cashback for whatever reason

I thought that it was asking me to give a tip. And so I saw like 10, 20, 50, 100, I was like, holy shit, so I clicked other and then I put in two dollars. And she was like, she's like, I can't give you two dollars of cashback. And I was like, I can't give you two dollars of cash back. And I was like, what? What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

No, dude, no fucking way. One of the amazing stuff. No, I believe he's that dumb. You'd think that they really is that dumb that he thought that was a tip for the cash back then. That dumb or that high? Yeah, I would believe it. Yeah.

You know what, I'm calling that bullshit. But I could be wrong. What do I know what I'm calling that? Bullshit. But I could be wrong. What do I do? I don't know, man. I don't know what the kids are doing these days. All right, well, I'll tell you what the kids are doing these days. They're rubbing peanut butter on their balls.

Apparently, apparently like four inches is good enough for girls. So why did they, like, why? I heard it was three. Why is it every, there's all these videos of girls putting like a squash into their ass. Yeah, it puts the flavor, they have taste buds. Oh, like you know why the eyes have taken,

you know if you put peanut butter all over your balls and you don't have a dog, you can taste the peanut butter through your balls. And if you do have a dog, you can taste your mouth tough. I am sick. I am sick of my dog licking the peanut butter off. I'm trying to taste this shit.

Don't fuck away from me. Don't lick that. Do they record the show in a tree house? No girls allowed. They could taste it out there with the taste buds I heard. Oh my God. Of course they had to go with the fucking joke. And I know they're joking.

I know they're joking. I know they're joking. Why could you try it? It doesn't work. You're just stupid. It sounds stupid. All my clips are the same clip, by the way. And I was trying to figure out how's this gonna go because we're just gonna play example after example

of them making ridiculous, raunchy jokes that crack each other up. They can't just let anything die. And you're exactly right. I have more clips. I don't even want to subject your listeners to them. I want like a stark white, you know those sex toys that are like a butthole and a pussy and butt cheeks and it's just that.

Yeah. I want the stark white one and it's Ronald McDonald's big red butthole. There's been no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not. Okay. Brown's hat has a pretty good comment in here. It says, this is what Compton would be

if Nick Mullen left. And I 100% agree with that. Like if you just left it to the other guys, you don't know how to like keep a show moving. Yeah. And interesting. And they're just trying to tag each other the whole fucking time.

This whole show is a game of tag. It is. Yeah. A game that never adds and no one wins. I think if I got a fleshlight for free, I would not use it, but I would use it. I'm ready for this. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish.

I would drink something out of it one time. You know, it's not funny, but I'm, you know, I get it. So if he got a flashlight for free, he would drink something out of it one time. Why? I don't know. Is that funny? No, it's not. Not even close. I'm not sure what's going on. But I guess the word flashlight was enough to get these guys going, oh, that's pretty titally.

I hope someone, I hope the people of flashlight send them on any accidentally, and some guzzling his roommates come. Fucking idiot. Accidentally. It was an accident, it fell into my mouth. Uh, so the note that I wrote down for this next clip, this is what it would sound like.

If Robin Williams were alive today, was given an eight ball and a podcast. Everyone's stretched, tons of stretchy people. Hey, I'd say the most realistic superhero of the Fantastic Four is probably invisible woman. Yep. Yeah, in the workplace. Yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm doing in my house. Yeah. Here you know, evil senoe, evil Richard Pryor. And that conversation Pryor was about free guy. Free guy. Free guy. Free guy. Free guy. Free guy. Free guy. Free guy. Who's free? We don't know yet. He's that scientist. He's that scientist that said that everyone wants to fuck their mom. Yep. Yep. Yes, and if you give these people even a dollar,

go get yourself, draw yourself a nice warm bath and find a fucking toaster. You're more hot. Plug it in. Plug it in. See what happens. let's talk about attacking jokes holy shit these guys all have to get their tags and I won't wear shorts on stage I'm gonna wear my damn mini skirt though no one is I'm gonna

wear my damn mini-kilt and then I'm putting the the mic stand up my up my skirt yeah mic stand who's mic stand you're all gonna listen to my thing mic I can't stand mic mic stand yeah mic row cuz he's working these damn dirty jobs in the sun. Hope that. So he's tan, my crow, crow, Raven, Edgar Allen Poe, Mike Poe, Mike's Poe, Mike's poor, Mike Poe, he's working these damn jobs, Mike Poe's, and they don't even say police Mike police What are they doing is this like a joke they have between them like where they just have to do this like they're trying to compete with each other Did I joke on us and my The joke is on us is what's happening there it is

But the fuck is going on it's like it just has to be some kind of just joke that I'm not in on well It is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the great Abbot and Castello. Like that's a really good skits and bets with Wordplay. Dina, Edina Mazzell. Wicked, wicked. Oh my God, that's where I was. Does heam? No. No. The wicked, lead talented.

Oh, that's right. Bid, that'll does heam. Yep. Does heam? Travolta. She's green. Is she green? In the show.

She's green as hell. She's green on to Zeme. The sweet which one is green? The which whose which one is green? The green which? The which in which of the green? Yep. The which in which to the best? The freaking witch of the weast yep she's green and it all and it all goes back to the top mm-hmm uh-huh don't ask me to do this show anymore Jesus fuck you that's so annoying that is like nails on a chalkboard at this point which which is it it's the one over there and it's green which we're gonna

end the green one holy I don't even know what they're talking about. I'm on team purple. Fuck green. Purple. I mean, honestly, this next clip I have is called Nonsense, but all of these clips could have just been called Nonsense. Folks, I'm gonna take you into the studio where I say producer Chris is pouring himself

a drink after that. He's not on camera, but he looked pained. Yeah, yeah. He's two thirds. He's got on camera, but he looked pained. Yeah, he's two thirds. He's got two thirds. Jesus. Hey, what's got you left today? You, you're my life. What are they laughing at?

I don't even know what they're laughing at. His two thirds. He's got two thirds. What's going on? Not even a joke. It's your kicked out of, I would say parties, but what party? You thirts. De... What's going on? Not even chose. Get you kicked out of... I would say parties, but what party?

You know? I got kicked out of blurch. Let's see. Like all they're doing is making noises. They're kind of sound like... You're kind of just making a word. You want to hear it? No!

I don't care about your made up word. Get the shit. There's a real Miriam Webster over there. Son of a... Gigabyte, that's a new age. I'll be a new age soon, in July. It was true. Yep.

They made that movie today, probably, would be called Gigabyte or Terabyte. Yep. I didn't know the bite shaft They would they didn't call the movies set of bites. Yeah, hell razor. They would be called gigabytes the guys Okay, don't bring her in there. Yeah, and instead of solving a box. Yeah, they'd solve an app. They're called that in hell razor three I thought nope The reason why I played you that clip is because I really liked the drop at the very end there nope Think that sums up the show perfectly

Everything is a fucking mess everything is everything is and yet these these people have fans They have people to see them perform this life. I feel like Tony Michaels talking to Center Jared I'm like who wants to watch this shit? What's going on? I'm like totally out of the loop on this. And I know for a fact that next week and the week after that, I'm gonna, all these people go, you're an idiot, Carl.

How do you not realize that this is the funniest fucking show? And I don't know. I don't know. I don't realize it. I can't figure it out. I am, I feel like I'm an outsider looking in when I listen to this. This show is called Podcast About Wist.

And apparently, they're supposed to do a Wist every episode. Did you get to the list of your episode 30 to fucking minutes of what we just heard? Yeah. To get to this. I mean, it's the same as the dog licking you. Yeah. Oh wait, it's the same as the dog licking you. Yeah. Oh, wait. Never mind.

Fuck it. You know, the list, you know, the they just have 30. Yeah, they go, I guess our show is about a list of top 10 April fool spranks. Oh, God. God damn June. What are you doing? Well, here's the list that I finally got you 48 minutes into my episode.

My dad says holy shorts My dad says holy shit. I'm pissing Oh my shit. It's coming out of my oh my dammit. That says there goes my shit Great there goes my shit directly into the fucking damn toilet There goes my shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh of me. Oh, great. Hey, guys, somebody accidentally mixed all my paste with all my shit in your toilet. Oh, stinky, stinky pants. I'd rather do it in, I'd rather have shit in my pants. And here's top 10 reasons why.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What's our, what's it? Top 10 reasons to crap your pants by, by user top man who I looked at as profile. User name top man, location top man, about about hello top 10 users only list top 10 reasons to crap your pants It was the top 10 It was the top 10 reasons to crap your pants on the episode that I listen to because you got a crap and you wearing them

Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm 10 because it depends Depends on if you have the diaper on. Yeah, right. I want to do the diaper. It's pants. These guys should literally go on chip show. I think they would crack him off. That would be amazing.

That would just automatically crack your... He would just laugh and say, so what's got you laughing today? Oh, I crap your pants, holy shit. My pants, I crapped my pants. Honestly, if this was fifth grade, and these are my friends, I'd be like, guys, grow up. What are you doing?

Dude, I swear to God, I'm expecting the next clip to be Dictic, ass ass. Ass ass. Top margin's going, this is genius, man. That's what you're about. You guys wanna hear some sweet vampire riffing? You're ready for some vampire jokes My dad says when he says my dad stubbles to he goes pissy pissy penis

My dad when my dad hits when I my dad actually hit son of a bat Dracula my dad Dracula my dad yeah you're a part of Prince bloody fangs all garlic oh shining moon lights I wouldn't stake in my heart oh Ron call me oh I'm Ron well like Dracula, it did suck. I see what you did there. Thanks, guys. I want to welcome Adam Goldstein out of the show.

Adam, this was what's up, any hi guys doing? Hey, man, I'm just going to show you, show it up, buddy. Yeah. You can see it. I know. Yeah, it's cool. And this was your suggestion to do this show. So I thought, be great if you came on to explain yourself.

No, I'm just kidding. So you actually enjoy this podcast, right? I didn't do too much of a deep dive into it, but it did kind of remind me of Compton a little bit. What happened was, how I discovered them was the guy Caleb Pits, one of the main guys on the show. He actually had tweeted at Norm McDonald. He said something like norm is crap, norm

retweeted it. I think that's why he got a huge bump. But until you mentioned it on Monice, I had no idea they had such a big fucking following. Oh, so you're a fan of the show and you didn't realize that it was popular? I'm not a super fan. I mean, I've listened to it before. So look at these back tracks. Look at this guy. He's going down. I didn't even heard of it. I just randomly picked a show. I don't even know So I'm like I'm like oh, I'm in trouble. He must be pissed at me to pick Ellen. I saw this kid in a drunken mess at a corner one So yeah, I believe him Oh, man

Remember it better than I do shit All right, so I'm stirring John does it every day. I'm just like, I'm sure that these guys are like nice guys. I'm sure that they're happy. They're lifting their dream. Sure. And good on them for it. But you're talking gibberish baby talking. It's annoying.

Stop it. You don't think that mixing your poop with your face on the toilet is a funny joke. Really? Maybe when you do it. Do delivery, baby. You're performing with quarantine coming up, right? Yeah. I think you should test that material.

It's okay to seal their juice. What did I fucking have to spin the wheel? Yeah, that's your consequence. About. To turn one of their... Fine, there's a good question. Someone finally asked a good question on this, shall I? Why is this one?

Yeah, it's like chill. Yeah, chill. Yeah, yo, that was disrespectful as fuck, naming that one butterball. Yo, we know he's fat as hell, but you didn't have to say it like that. Yeah. True.

And he left everything. They should have called him skinny mini. Yeah. He and all the poor up everything. But I think these days, I think these days even fat people can be thin. That's right. Don't say that. They should have called him butter box.

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Yeah. Uh, Anna, what's your favorite episode of the show? I-I- the mercy of the WATP court. Have you ever written a list for these folks to riff on? I feel like they just take like users submitted lists. Tell the truth. No, no, I have an I've I've followed him on Twitter. Caleb Pits has a good follow on Twitter at braingetter. He's he's a funny guy.

It's it's one of those cases of it's like, I thought you would appreciate it because it's kind of like come town and it's like, they're funny guys, right? They, it's kind of a hang podcast, but it's a hard listen. You know what I mean? Like, they're funny guys, but is it a good podcast? I don't even know if they're funny guys. I gotta call that out. Tell me the truth, buddy. Did you ever write these guys a list? Yeah. And that just, that's the question. And that send it. Like did you just write what to go, oh, this is gonna be good enough for the genius.

I gotta work harder. I mean, I don't know. The kind of things that I think are funny are the kind of things that like a retarded person thinks is funny, so. Yeah, I agree. I mean, you're a fan of this show. Oh, that's out.

I see it. That explains it. Yeah, I love Carl's team. You can consider that. Hey, I love Carl's key. You can sit with that. Hey, you've got too far down there. Hey, can I just go, yeah, what's up, buddy? I was, I didn't want to interrupt your flow, but I was going to ask you what you think about Redbar

being back and what you think about his set. I think it's freaking amazing. That's interesting because Redbar is back, but it's all behind the paywall. Not all of it, every other episode. The first episode back was behind the paywall. And I broke down and I signed up for Scar's Club because of it because I've come to really love his show.

And I know that you did make fun of him a while back. He actually responded to you. He roasted you back, but the video is memory hold. I can't find it anywhere on YouTube for some reason. He mentioned it one time when he was goofing on me in Chrissy Mayer, but I didn't know that he actually responded to our show ever Yeah, no he did well somebody has that I'd love to give that a listen or give that a watch my issue with him

Is that he needs to shorten the length of his episodes they go on for six or seven hours Yeah, that's pretty nice you but do it to happen to modes for like two weeks Yeah, don't get a fucking ahead of yourself with the, let's slow down the length of the episode. It's a lot, Vinnie. It's a lot to get through. I think he's it. Six or seven hours.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, these episodes are ridiculous. And it's interesting. I mean, I like the format, obviously. It's very similar to what we do here on WATP, but I think he would do a better show if he kind of picked his spots a little better.

Yeah. I think sometimes he's just downright cringe, but there's something about his detachment, the fact that he just, he's one of those few guys that really doesn't give a fuck. Like he lives the punk rock lifestyle when it comes to trolling people. And it's, have you seen the stuff with him in Sam Tripoli? He made fun of Sam Tripoli's retarded kids. I'd like to send you the clip. Please watch that when I send that to even for your own amusement, even if you don't like to talk about it on the show, it's unbelievable.

Like this guy really takes it way too far. I like to watch it. I mean, I, I agree with you. I totally respect everything you're saying about Stuttering John where like you don't want people to take shit too far. And you know what I mean, you do understand if you've seen the opian ant then he subreddit, there's the potential for that. From the guy who brought you podcasts about list, he says red bar. He's like, we can definitely trust that. What happened to what it is?

What happened to Mike from red bar? He was, did he have like a health issue or who's gone for like a year, right? He's still sick. He actually has an autoimmune disease and it's so kind of a weird thing. Oh, second, wait. Oh, I was like, so his immune is automatic or something? Is it regular?

Oh, it doesn't drive around. Oh, Chipper. So he doesn't have a six speed disorder. Oh yeah, like a shifter. There's no shifter and it's immune. I bet he pulls his knob though. This is getting bad. This is what happens when you spend all morning listening to podcasts about lists. Is that right? Is that what this means? Like, just lists stupid shit after every time someone said something. That would actually mean it might be what it actually means. It should just be called non-stop tagging would be a good day for this show. Yeah. Let me

play a clip for you if you don't mind Adam. Sure. This is them talking about a really funny scene that could be in a Nightmare Almsdreet movie. True. They should make a scene, if they ever make another nightmare on Almsdreet movie, they should make a scene where they should make a comedic scene. So this is an idea if you ever want to make a comedy version, guys. Wait, so, where would you... Okay, I'm making a comedy scene. Just don't worry about it right now.

So here's the comedic scene is that Freddie Krueger tries to go into someone's dream and it's a dream of them having sex with a really ugly woman and he goes, what the hell? And then he leaves. That would be funny. Yeah. Because comedy in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise is really what boosted it. Yeah, no. All of the movies are our comedic after the first one.

They're all jokes. They're like, wow, why would you have a comedic scene in Nightmare on Elm Street? That's all of this now. You know, I feel like they did this now I feel like any dead or movie sequel. Yeah Like a Halloween sequels. Oh my god like the Halloween two that had nothing to do with Michael Myers It was just like a complete standalone movie. Oh the third one. Yeah, so very sure Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't want the fuck they were thinking that shit was classic

Yeah, the man. Yeah, I don't want the fuck they were thinking that shit was classic Checking facts are out here now. Oh, it's gonna do a little bit more Freddie tagging after that amazing scene that I just described. I don't want no part No, no, no, no, and I thought I was ugly and I thought I had scars and red on I thought I was a butter face, but look at her It's pretty crude or total butter face face with that body. Oh my god. Those hot fucking fingers. Fuck. Nope. This show is exhausting Yeah, this show was I feel like I'm babysitting. Yeah, like I'm tired I'm tired I need a nap or guy. It's not good. It's not it's not

Listenable good at any single way anyway Anyway, Adam, I'm sorry. I wanted to bring you on just because I want to see if I didn't get something. Like, I messaged Adam today after I pulled my clips and went, I can ask Adam what's funny about this show because I cannot figure it out. I was trying to get a different perspective on things. Yeah, and I'm sorry I'm not better prepared. I'm a little like tired. I'm just kind of, you got me at a bad time, but I definitely,

I appreciate you having me on, you know, and I, I don't know what I could say for myself. Maybe I just didn't listen to this podcast enough. You've probably maybe you understand it better than I do Come on and agree with me and that's not fun. I'm I'm gonna know it and right? Yes, and yeah, and we're gonna people find your amazing videos. You can check me out on Adam Goldstein TV on YouTube or go to my website, AdamGoldsteinTV.com. I have Stuttering John merch now. I've got stickers with his face on him. I got shirts. I got the original, the dabble is anonymous design. I couldn't figure out a way to match the color with the T-shirt.

So I made it into a sticker. Dr. Steve was kind enough to send me the design for that. But I'm going to be putting lots of other Stuttering John funny designs and stuff like that. So you get shirts on my website. You're telling me there's another guy who's making more money than stuttering. Yeah. I think I mean, whole industry. I'm talking to you now. $3.2 billion industry that is the stuttering John industry. Yeah. Yeah. Adam and Carl Schengen are yeah. The, uh, Monique thing was amazing. I'm going to cover that. I've been way behind, but I was gonna do a reaction

for the Monique interview. And you and Monique was great. I hope that you have her on, maybe have her co-hosts. Sometimes you guys can rip-haward. I think that would be epic. I agree with you. I was nice to have Monique on. I tried to get her on our show years ago

and she didn't want to do it. Now we're buddies. So, no, that's good. Yeah, I was on Radio Gunn yesterday. It's up on YouTube, you can find that. Still a little interview with Monique. I promoted the creep off. I watched you sit there.

Yeah, you did. I watched you sit there. And I wasn't gonna bring that up until you just did. I watched you sit there. You fat-tongued idiot. But you go, so what's the website to get think is that he's like oh? I know I couldn't find Me I'm glad that you are

It's um and then tab email to me to go see your I watched it after it was live and I went Jesus Christ Carl I Suck it this all right, I'm off roast that guy crew Bob Rose. I got it. Thanks for joining us, buddy I love I love you video. I love your work. You do you do fantastic. Good to you. I appreciate it, man I'm a love w a t p Thanks so much for everything. I appreciate it. Yep, and it was very nice to meet you. Don't listen to Vitty I enjoy I was

Great meeting you guys. I just made an ass out of myself I don't know John does that every day. It was it was nice meeting you. I'm gonna show you. No, it's great meeting you guys. I just made an ass out of myself. That's my own fault. I don't know. John does that every day. It was nice meeting you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm no. Okay, we're good. Absolutely. On cast about list.

Yeah. Okay. In that case, we're going to do this real quick. We're going to do a... Bringe of the week. Gringe of the week. This one came in from Patrick Coler. And it's actually yet again a TikTok.

And these podcasters are making TikToks to promote their podcast and it's not good. Oh, that's actually in Austin. Really? Have you seen Unbar Leavable? No. It's a bar on six treat. Oh, is it racist?

Yeah, I got canceled. First and last time going to beer swastika. Sshh. Sshh. Table makes us order a lot of beers. cancelled. I'm totally a co-boy, this is my fault. So the owner had he did not care at all. What the fuck? The mathematician and me was like, how many beers do you need to do that? I was pretty tricky. One, two. Hey Rebecca, maybe you and your friends are drunk.

Alright. So definitely tune into the thoughtless experiment. That's the highlight reel right there. Wow. Very exciting stuff. All right, I want to bring on friend of the show, Alex Stein, Alex Stein 99 on YouTube.

What's happening, buddy? Carl, it's so nice to finally digital meet you, digitally meet you. I'm a huge fan. Let me just tell you something who are these podcasts? You're doing a great job. I mean, especially lately with the stuff of Stuttering John, I mean, it's the stuff of legend. It's almost the old radio feuds that Howard wishes he had.

You have redone it in an internet way. It's actually unbelievable that Howard Stern can't even create these feuds. I was just listening, we'll get into it, but I just listened to his last show that you sent me. Yeah. It is just so manufactured, you know, manufactured descent. It just sucks, Howard Stern. And before I go on my rant, Carl, so I still listen to Howard,

but I listen to the already years, almost every single night in every reactor, you know, those are the best years. So I'm a die hard fan, it sucks how much he sucks now. I totally agree with you. I made the statement not that long ago that I think the show might have peaked when they went to satellite. When they first went to satellite 2006 and Arty was on there and they brought in all these comedians and of course, Stuttering John says, oh, the show suck

after I left the show. It's like, no, actually it got better. Quite a bit better. Quite a bit. Yeah. It's a lot better. Nice to meet you Alex. Yeah. Okay. Well, Vity, it's a pleasure to be here with both of you guys. I don't want to not give you some attention. I'm just saying, oh, my buddy, you know, he loves you. I love your show.

And you were just talking about this was shoely about that. That was the best year is about the five years he went to satellite. He was no holds bars. And you know this like any stern fan, once you got Marcy Turk, you know, that's when he went downhill and did the show just sucks. But I guess what I'm saying is I don't know what we're going to listen to today, but him bashing Gary about him going to like the Coachella or whatever the vent he was. I forget what the concert was.

It was called that he went to, you know, for getting COVID, it's just kind of sad that, you know, he can't, he doesn't have anybody to make fun of. Then he gets Michael rap a poor on there. It's just, it's just like I'm listening to it back in the 80s or I'm back in like the 90s when the show sucked to back when the Bobbibouille said Bobbouille, it's just like, it's just crap. The show is crap. It was once the best show ever. And now it's literally, it's almost worse than Suttering John's. At least when you watch Suttering John's podcast, it's unironically funny. You know what I mean?

Did you think you were going to be a Tucker today? Why are you so dressed up? This is just two-and-a-half-difficult. I'm in a conspiracy castle of prototype 99 and it's a matter of fact, I am going on Tucker very soon, you know. I got a deep platform. You couldn't message me. Yeah, well, you couldn't message me because of I got mass reported for going to a drag queen. It's all right. Drag your kids to drag, drag your kids to pride and it was event, you know, structured for kids where they can tip and simulate sex at a gay bar and Dallas, which is fine. That's the people that are coming to me, oh, you're home about, I'm like considered conservative, but really just because conservatism is basically now, if you don't want like a

nine year old on puberty blockers, you're a conservative. You know, it's like, I'm not even that conservative. I don't care about the gays. I don't want like a nine year old on puberty blockers you're a conservative. You know, it's like I'm not even that conservative. I don't care about the gays. I don't care about transgender. I don't care. I don't care about the fucking weird experience you want to do on your kids. I don't give a shit.

Well, I kind of, I mean, it's fun for the creep off, Alex. I fight with it. Let the people live. But adults touch their little packers and see what happens, you know. No, no, no, no, but on a serious note, like I'm an edgy guy. I've been to every edgy bar. I've been to, you know, I went to school in Bat a serious note, like I'm an edgy guy. I've been to every edgy bar. I've been to, you know, I went to school in Baton Rouge.

I'd go to New Orleans a lot. So I've been to, you know, all the transverse dude. What I saw there was the weirdest vibrational energy. It's like, just like these parents and they didn't even seem like a parent. I didn't see one father, you know, wife, couple, like, you know, nuclear families. They say, it all seemed like they don't just do that. Well, you know what I mean? It was just weird, guys, and these kids, then there are stories of the people that are with that there's kids on their Nintendo DS, like trying to play their video game, and

the parent and grabbing deck. No, watch the, watch the drag queen. So yeah, here's a dollar bill. I can't decide. Give it to the nice lady. If that's better or worse, the B drag to church is a kid. Oh, that's a good point. That's fair. And you know what, a lot of the, you know what, a B. Drag to church as a kid. Oh, that's a good point. That's fair.

And you know what a lot of that? You know what a lot of the drag queens and a lot of the patres of the bar because there were some Catholic people that are part of this like crazy Catholic cult. I don't know what it's called. And they're like, I'm gonna read some.

Yeah. Yeah, well, the whole thing, I get it because they all, they molest, they molest a child and they don't even call them out. They'll just block different dioceses. You know, I'm just saying. Rick, you see, I know are these podcasts, let's talk about Carl. When they do it, it's just sad that they don't hold any of the the priests accountable. They'll

move them to some other country so they don't have to face any prosecution. Like they actually covered up and I know this is obvious. But what my point being is when a lot of the people were getting mad at the people of the rosaries, like, oh, the Catholic Church is just that and I was like, you know what, I kind of have to agree with you on that one. I mean, you know, there is these organized religions, you know, they're not necessarily the best thing either. You know, I'm in the middle when it comes to that. Would it be funny if Dragquees did that?

Like if the Dragquees went out dental to get, they should be able to do another job. The Shippernor Rochester, I think it's how we got most of our Dragquees in this town. Rochester's last stop on the tour. Well, I know, they said, then they did a deep dive and a couple of the Dragquees that right the thing We could tell we got most of our drag queens in this town. Rochester's last stop on the tour. I know. Then they did a deep dive and a couple of the drag queens

that were at the thing had passed, you know, arrest and stuff. So, you know, it's kind of... So Alex makes amazing videos that he puts up on his YouTube channel. You should check out if you haven't checked it out. Alex, I'm 99. This guy, it's fearless.

He will go in front of anyone and say anything and it's fantastic. Yeah, but could you go to the Capitol and interview senators and ask them silly questions? That's a good question. Oh my God. And you see, you know, and it's really, I almost feel I always have empathy for Stuttering John because you can tell when he says, oh my gosh, Kyle from dude to day, I make more money from his podcast to me. You know, he's seething because he knows your name's

Carl. No, he's seething because he knows your name's Carl. Like he's not, I mean, like, he, yeah, he, he, no, he's just seeding and, and like, okay, let's be honest. And he's like, oh, his YouTube channel's at that big. Yeah, you have a picture on the chute. You know, he just tries to, you know what I mean? He can't like, you know, he has to, you know, whatever.

You don't have to stick up from me. You don't have to stick up from me. I know I'm doing part of him. It's okay. Yeah, exactly. I'm just saying than him. It's okay. Exactly. I'm just saying, wait, eat, Adam. The way he eats at him is just hilarious because dude, he had every opportunity and you, well, I'm preaching at the choir, but I'm preaching to the choir, but you guys know

you're at the tonight show. He has all these comedy writers that all went on to these huge shows. He can't have one friend, now one person likes him to even give him a production assistant job where he has to go be a teacher because he's in the union, he's in some whatever guild if you could just get the lowest job on any set because I, so I graduate in college, I went and moved to LA and I didn't have any job. Granted, I'm saying, I didn't have a job. So I went to central casting and dude, it says I looked young, I worked on all the sets

is 18 to look younger. I'm saying, there's so many jobs is my point being I had a job on this every day on whatever stupid show I was where there was like a big show like the office or some stupid show like Resolient Isles or whatever. I just have to imagine John sitting in central cast. They just sitting there. Nobody around. Even the fucking Scientologist don't want him.

He's on the higher ball. They're unhierable because there's so many jobs. They need people to just check in the extras. Like there's so many jobs that he can have that would be more profession. Not in being a subject of teacher or whatever. I'm not even trying to bash that. But the fact that he can't admit it. Yeah. That's the fun part. That's the funny part. Is it even even admit it and just answer the question. Hey, that reminds me our category on Monday. Yes. Orepia Substitute Teacher.

Yeah. Creep off this Monday. We're doing the creepiest substitute teacher. I know I'm bringing. I don't know. I don't do it. Dude, I almost got it. I had to be terrible.

If you see lives of TikTok, I don't even think John's a creepiest. If you look at that channel, there's a lot of weird teachers there. Let's see. Oh, Sunday Village House. Please. I will. But you know what John's biggest problem, guys? there's a lot of weird teachers there. Oh, Senator Ville Gals. Please. I will, but you know what John's biggest problem, guys? He's a debilitating alcoholic. You're like, he's known, I mean, he's drinking.

It's one of the problems. Yeah, I mean, he's got a lot. That the roaches. So, Alex, I have to admit something to you. I've never done this before, but I sent you over an entire episode of Howard Stern, just about the entire episode. From Wednesday and Michael Cheyon as a guest, I listened to a ton of it.

I pulled a couple of clips. There's nothing to talk about. It's so boring. No. I can't even pull clips from it. I'm just like, like you said, I'm like Gary got COVID and they had a call out, Gary, for enjoying his life.

You know what made me mental about that show? Alex, I with you, I think the golden years and with you guys, the golden years were back in the day. Howard has proven himself over time to be such a fucking phony about like his musical taste and stuff like that. Oh yeah. So, to start off, it's that fucking American nightmare song

that Rob Zombie song, whatever the fuck it was. He's still using. Right. It's that song to go into a ulaa-u-u-g for the guy who seals him cropped. Yeah, I know. See, it's like it's summer party. I really upset that the guy who's saying summer breeze died.

I like to talk about it for 15 minutes of the show. And even Robin goes, how are that? Oh, I'm sucks. When he talking about it, he's like, you don't know. You never heard this album. That's like, man, he was arguing with me. I was angry with Robin about how good the fucking sales of and craft album was.

You know what? Maybe it was on a potentially hysterical. That's so stupid. Well, he banned Gilbert Godfried and then basically you legit. I mean, what do you even have the guy on his show? I mean, it's just, you know, he's just such a freaking sh**.

You know, just such a liar. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So unfortunately, Alex, we're not gonna talk about how we're starting. I know you're a big-howard-stern fan, but I'll do one better. I don't know we were bringing out slide whistles. Oh, I'm sure for that man's a professional musician. People don't give him enough credit. I have way too many Southern ring John clips.

We're going to try to fly through these because there's two episodes he did this week. And both of them were mostly about me. And when John, he caught on. Yeah. He caught on. He's figuring it out. Now he's like, I can go. Yeah. But Carl, see, the thing is he's using you for cloud now because he actually realized there's nobody's even giving him attention. So you've given him a bump. Like, that was anonymous has given him a bump. I mean, I'm friends with Chrissy. She gave him a bump and he's too stupid to realize it. So, and he's blocked me on Twitter, which whatever but dude, you have revitalized him. So, all that stuff about him getting mad at you,

he should be kissing your dairy airs when he should be doing it. Yeah, this whole thing where he's trying to get my Patreon shutdown, and he's very serious about this. And frankly, who's given more money to Stuttlery John indirectly than me? Probably his mom. You.

Yeah. All right, well, let's start off with just a fun clip and then we'll get into the serious stuff. This is his friend, Disquigy, who likes to hang out and troll him. They're great pictures, but it was a lot of work. Yes, so Disquigy, he is going to be on. You know, people said that you're in a lot of the gametime genre chat rooms on Reddit to squeegee. I don't know what your purpose is there. Yeah, you don't know what squeegee is, you don't know that's a reference to your shitty closing joke.

Wait, does he not know that's from his nasty joke about cleaning up his own ejaculate? He doesn't realize that? People are saying that you might be a troll. Yeah, he's definitely a troll. Just squeegee is definitely a troll. I was told that by CUMP cubes. Yeah. Oh my God.

Don King's hair told me that you're a troll. He thinks that's a real fan. Yeah, he loves my jokes. Yep. My joke. And I'm all about gross humor. That's the nastiest joke. It's never a real fun joke.

It's not a fun joke. It's not a joke. I mean mean? She just think about it. I mean, no, I mean, no, nothing is, like, because when you envision your brain, it's just like, oh, no, thanks. You know, this doesn't even have any redeeming. What blew up my mind about the fact that that's his closer is that he had done it so many times

that it stuck to him. He's like, you know what? This would be a good bit. Yeah, like he's just sitting there. He's been using it as a tool for over 10 years. He really thinks, oh, you know what I've got to do before we play anymore, Stuttering John So in Daibler's anonymous like you talked about Alex. There's this guy Dane Brahmidge 566 who put together this video that is Amazing look for these new Stuttering John shows coming soon if you love beer on the balcony

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I hate Reddit. That's the only thing I follow is dabble is in on it. It's so well done. It's so funny. And there's a, especially the Brendan Schoeller one is like the best. Do you guys follow the Brendan Schoeller? But I don't even follow that. That's supposed to like the biggest hate one ever. I don't know the Brendan Schoellaborn? I don't even follow that. That's supposed to like the biggest hate whenever I don't know if he has that familiar

with it. I don't even follow that. Like dabblers is I'm so much more personally connected because dude, if I had to say one thing though, I think that obviously he's an idiot. He's basically, you know, brightest brain on alcohol. But I think he actually kind of realized like Howard Stern doesn't really like me. So I mean, he was kind of smart to leave for Jay Leno. And guys, this is my point I want to bring up. Now I never really, I never really like Jay Leno

then because I was under like the trance of Howard Cernth, he sucks. But dude, how Jay Leno's new car show is kind of cool. Jay Leno seems like he's down to earth and a good guy and Howard Cern, you know, basically killed already, killed Eric the actor, gave him a couple shows. Well, I don't care what you say. He enabled his death, dude. I mean, they're not to his suicide, all that stuff. Like he basically let him do drugs. No, I'm still alive, right? You know, of course, he killed her. But I'm just saying, no, he killed himself. Yeah. Well, you know what I mean?

You tried. I mean, I metaphorically. Yeah. Yeah. And, and this, and this is what I'm talking about. Eric, the actor, I go back and listen to those all the time. That was the best radio that he ever did. And now, and he felt like, oh, so self-congratulatory because he got Eric the actor like four acting gigs on, you know, those crappy shows that every single one got canceled. Yet this guy was radio gold. He'd make a cripple guy stay on hold for four hours. That was in California.

That was three hours behind him. Yeah, I mean, four hours behind him, whatever it is. He, you know, I mean, basically, the guy had a heart murmur. The guy couldn't even stay awake and Howard abused him. So that shows you the kind of character that Howard has, no moral character. Also, I was a big fan of Derek from Texas. Not just Eric, he asked.

He was the best. All right. We're going to run through these real quick, Alex. Watch this up to get through through starting off with the celebration that Cardiff Electric is gone. Another victory for Stuttering Job. I'm a solo. Congratulations, John. You've driven that troll. Cardiff off the airwaves. Next one to go, Kevin. Yeah, we're going to talk. I'm talking to Tony about Kevin. I look forward to a little Kevin is I love Kevin. I mean, I love Tony. I love talking to Tony about Kevin He's so good. He's time on me. I'm Kevin. I mean for whatever reason for the thousand time

Yeah, not an ounce of charisma He's just I feel like Joe Pesci, you stuttered, you just stop. Also, he doesn't realize this, but Cardiff Electric is like a Jedi. Like, you can't kill him. He'll be back. He'll be more powerful than we can have for a man. He'll be more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

Like, don't celebrate the Cardiff is God, trust me. There's more to come for back up. Yeah. Too bad will be at Disney Plus. Oh, I'm sorry. What's that Alex? Guys, how disgusting is that foam cover on his microphone? I mean, he can order, he can get, he can get 100 of those on Amazon for five bucks. And I mean, he uses that nasty one.

It looks like it has a cigarette burn on it. I wouldn't even talk into that microphone. You know, talk about getting a monkey pox. That's a monkey pox microphone. It used to be black. I like to think you tried to take it off. What should a bunch of roaches came out and said, ah!

It's their home, it's their dad. It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. It's just, ah. All right, we're gonna get into isotopes talk. So this is where they've decided the way to combat me is to make fun of the band that I'm in. And producer Chris is our bass player.

So get ready to take this very personally, right? back me is to make fun of the band that I'm in and producer Chris is our base player. So I know get ready to take this very personally. Right. Oh, what? Stuttering John's the greatest musician ever. Dude, yeah, yeah. I mean, so of course. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, he's a album is so good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he got a record deal because it was talent not because he was on the Howard Stern show as we all know. He could get a spot on fringe though. I know what I'm all about. I don't give a fuck. You know, even your friend, what's his name over there? Why do we podcast?

I love one of you. So this is Tony Michaels and Gabe Sanchez are back on the show again. And so they're going to start laughing about me. Well Tony does videos of me. Tony speaking of which, have you shown Gabe the ice of dope, the band thing? I don't know if I send it to him or not. Did you know that Kevin had a, does he have her had a band? I'm sure he had a, but he had. He's got these awful music videos. So I asked Tony if he wanted to.

Still on YouTube. Yeah. So they're not going to be anymore. He's probably going to take them down to that. We're fucking. Watch. I'm sure he had a. But he had. He's got these awful music videos. So I asked Tony if he wanted still on YouTube Baby, yeah, well, they're not gonna be anymore. He's probably gonna take him down there that we're fucking

Watching right now. I hope you download it. Yeah, sure Look at how smug gay bezies never even seen this he doesn't know what they're talking about he's like oh No, I've seen your acting reels on YouTube gave you're horrible You didn't gave it hold of cigarette correctly. Did you see any of that shit? Fuck no. People are posting it to me, so I've been watching. It's not good.

I have to make one complaint. Okay, so you guys are making fun of Tony Michael's food vlogs. Which listen, I'm a mukbang fan, which is so disgusting. You watch people eat. The whole, and you guys are like, oh, I'm so happy he doesn't eat. The whole point of a food vlog is to show people eat, even if you don't like it, because a lot of people hate it, right?

But so he does the whole vlog and does it show the food. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. I'm saying you guys don't like that content. I like that type of content. Like I like food review. I don't know why I'm weird. I like mukbangs.

I don't watch it all the time, but I appreciate it, whatever. So I've watched that content. There's just girl Amber Lynn Reed who's 600 pounds. And she eats it. Nick Akata of Akata. There's a whole genre of this, right? But the whole point of that genre is you show eating the food. He does the whole thing. He makes a two minute video. He's like, oh, I just ate the burger. Oh, I just drink the shake. You're supposed to show yourself drinking the shake. That's a piss me off. I'm like, is this guy autistic? What is his problem? He doesn't even know how to do a food review blog.

What is this like tough guy personality that he puts on? Because it's like two different people. Like when you look at those videos, it's a totally different guy. That's not who he is. Who he is is the guy who gets excited about ordering Arbis. Right. That's who he actually is.

Also, I got a question for you Vinny. That woman is 600 Right. That's who we actually, yeah. Also, I want to ask a question for you, Vinny. Yeah. That woman is 600 pounds. She's single. Vinny wants to know. Yeah, it's looking her up. Amber Lynn raised. She's got a big YouTube.

Hey, you say that, Carl. If you ever watch a show, my 600 pound life, they always have a girlfriend and they always have a boyfriend. They do. They do. How strong they are. They somehow always have a little. Vinny's fucking made any sense.

They make any sense. I know. Can I just tell you something? I watched my first episode on YouTube of that show. And I was screaming. Yeah. I was at the club screaming to the point where people from Dow the Hulk came and said, what are you about? I'm like, look at this fucking animal.

I was so angry. Yeah. And then I ate a slice of pizza. I'd be eating my feelings now. All right. So they've decided that they're gonna do a whole episode of beer on the balcony, which might be happening right now. Actually, I don't know if people are watching

Stuttering John right now, but apparently they're gonna goof on the isotopes on beer on the balcony. If you and Tony would come on my beer on the balcony and we'll just have a good laugh, just like you guys had the good laugh on my DC trip. Yeah, yeah. Lapid his time. I mean, let's have a look. I'm always willing to give, you know, aspiring musicians a second look. But Tony, Tony and I talked and Tony was like,

Tony's like, John, these are the funniest things I've ever seen. Well, the one that I watched, the one that I watched, because you sent the, I think you sent one to me and then I found another one. And it was, it's his band, whatever it's called, Shitotops or whatever the hell it's called. Carl, pause it. I gotta make this a touch here. I gotta make this point.

You realize this is pure projection, the fact that he wants to be playing in a band, he wants to be playing music. So the fact that I'm talking about this, he's the reason he's bashing is he's jealous that he's not currently playing music. Like it's just so obvious that you know what I mean? Because dude, why would they even bring it up? They're trashing you. You know, he wishes that he was organized enough to even have a band and even do a performance. You could just tell it's pure projection.

What you're going to see here, Alex, of these next couple clips is that these guys don't know how to rip on anyone. They're so bad. They're like, oh, he plays guitar, I saw him. Vityon, he was playing the guitar. Oh my God. And the best part about this is, when everyone listening, please know this,

Carl is so easy to rip on. Yes. Carl is the most easy, many things. There's a million things to rip on. You'll see it at the road. Fuck you. You will see it at the road. And if you kid effectively rip on

Carl, what the business? You suck at those. Shit of Toaps or whatever the hell is called. Ice of Toaps. Oh, ice of Toaps. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Shit of Toaps. Ice of Toaps. I love this stuttering, John. Wasn't like, kind of go that low.

He's like, no, no, it's the ice of Toaps. No, he said ice of Doaps. That was his job. No, Shit of To said, dopes. Oh, that was his joke. He's like, no, shit, it's helps. It's a clever enough. I have one for it. I've been in the isotopes. I want to see that, man. I stay corrected.

Okay, so these guys have decided they're going to do a nice beer on the balcony. And by the way, watching, they have a three screen of the three of them. And John is obviously controlling it. But John is halfway out of the frame, a lot of this. Yeah. And if you were to zoom out on Tony Michaels, there would be piles of double cheeseburger wrappers just all over that room. All right. So apparently he's got a sign in the bed that says nugs not drugs. And I guess that's a reference to the fact

that he likes chicken making nuggets because the guy's a foodie as you know that's barely food. Well, they were talking about my nugs not drugs sign earlier. Right. Oh really? Have that upset him. Oh, because I'm apparently, apparently the videos that I did four years ago, because I like fast food and it shows, I don't know why this should be surprising, but I like fast food.

They think I'm a fast food reviewer, which I mean, you know, it is what it is. You know, I do. I do. I mean fast food commentary here. It's on the internet. So it's truth. It's real. It's real.

What is Gabe even talking about? And to say anything other than that, those videos are embarrassing as ridiculous. I don't even cut them up. I just played them on. Notice where the fence was. It is what it is. It is what it is. You know, but do these guys that realize if you're on the internet, you have to have some self deprecating, you know, sensitivity, you know, like, you know, say, well, you have to be, you can't be sensitive. You have to be, you know, self deprecating, like, oh, of course, they're going to troll you about every common I get half of my life. They like me, half of them, they hate you.

That's part of putting yourself out there. So it's just funny how they think they can't, you know, be, you know, whatever critique. That's pathetic. I am shocked that those videos are only four years old. I know, because if you would told me that video was made in 2008, I would go, oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, right. Yeah, that would make sense.

It would make four years ago. Yeah, he's like, that was a long time ago. Meanwhile, they're going to make fun of this video of us playing the Mario theme and that's really funny. And make content out of that you have to because you can't come up with this shit on your own. Now maybe this is actually your reaction show. There are ideas. I know. I know. Like our four men is the problem I like that he's like well they picked the wrong format like well it's what the four men is I'm sorry I can't come up with this shit and you're on now maybe this is this is actually more evidence games a cute guy we can exchange lovers and so this is the band John they did a really good job of the Mario theme song.

Mario Brothers, it was way that's that's what they played. Yeah, it was. I mean, it was it was hot. It was hot. They're like, they're like a video game rock band. It is. Okay. Okay. It's kind of cool. That man. And they sent it to the evil because they have these green glasses and they all dress in green ties. I think that like Devo is something, you know, it's like it's it's embarrassing. It's like the devil or something. See, so John for some reason, Texas to Devo, which we're not the first band to all wear

the same outfit, but how many times on beer on the balcony when they're goofing on the ice of toast? Well, he make a Devo reference. I'm going'm gonna put the over under it seven. Yeah, I was waiting for more. Yeah It'll be more. I'll take the over. Okay. You're taking the over on that So apparently the funny part is not that we don't play our instruments Well, it's that we play Mario Brothers the theme song. Yeah, you're nervous I think that's there. That's cool. I think that's cool. That's nostalgic.

That's hip. I mean, what the heck? It goes over with the head. It goes over with the head. It's what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. I mean, it's not chikofsky.

It's not a symphony, but what the fuck did they expect? Whoa, it's a quality composition, Alex. So apparently you should hear them do the tetris theme. It's amazing. So what's great about this is that these are three guys. Gabe doesn't even know anything about this. The other two guys have seen one video. It doesn't know where he is.

Yeah, and the other guys have seen one video. And now they're gonna try to make fun of us. And it's really difficult to make fun of something that you know nothing about. It makes it very difficult. They're really not good at it. But some of the best music I ever had in my life. Are they just like what are they drums guitar, bass, and

the series? Triangle. They have somebody who's like in their basement, but they do, they did place. Their mom's basement? Well, I mean, you know, it is what it is. But they actually think that somebody will take them serious. What are they talking about? They don't know. It is what it is, but they actually think that somebody will take them serious

What are they talking about? They don't know The grasping it's straws. Betty, you've seen the eyes. So we want people to take us seriously is that not even For a second I've ever been the goal of this band that the joke in between every fucking song Yeah, they're the only bad that tells jokes and I love Gabe he goes. Oh, what do they play like guitar and drums like? bad that tells jokes and I love Gabe he goes oh what do they play like guitar and drums like that it's came to fuck up again oh okay good one yeah all the instruments all the instruments so they suck cuz he played all of them shut up and the video from their face and their Bob's face me whoa and they take the music seriously all right so let's find out which is easier to make fun of. John's trip to DC or my band, the isotopes. I'm actually wondering now that you were talking about it.

I don't know if your videos from DC are more goofable than these videos. It's really fucking close, man. Like. It's really fucking close man. Like, it's really fucking close. Like, the only difference is I goofed on my DC things. I mean, you know, I, he thinks this is good. He didn't even have a proper suit in DC. And borrowers, brothers, suit. And you guys at least have magic.

I was around you. Did you guys at least have magic? I was around you, man. Cause you guys have closet fit. Oh my God. You have clothes that fit you with. It's a pretty low bar. To be better than Stunnery John, I'll admit that. Also, John, I didn't beg for money for 10 months. In order to start the ice to tell.

So I've never begged anyone for money in order to do that. Did the cameras and microphones work? Yes, you would. At that, I thought was insane. That I thought was really funny. Where he's like, well, I mean, the DC trip was a debacle, but these guys play rock music. Oh, man.

Oh, no, do they? So, John has to get in his ice a dope joke a few more times, of course. Gabe, you sent me the last, the episode that they had. I didn't watch it. Oh, apparently, apparently he is really upset that, that I say that he would not exist without you. And he, I guess he claims that he loves you and he loves your show.

He loves your show. He loves it. He loves my show. He was like, John's making his make content every single day from when he wakes up to when he goes to bed. Because that way, Carl would have a way to make content because he's right. Yeah, Kevin, Carl, I don't know.

Kevin, Carl, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's the Isodope thing where he's... Isodope. Isodope. Isodope. Isodope.

Isonope. Boo! Be more funny. I said dope. I said dope. I said dope. I said no. Be more funny. What the fuck are they talking about? I said no. Oh, and I got to say this. You know, it was so annoying too, about Saturday, John, how he stole that tweet that said Elon Musk is going to buy Coca-Cola and put the cocaine back in it. When he said the tweet in Washington, he didn't even say he's going to buy, he just said, oh, Elon Musk is going to put cocaine back in Coca-Cola he said the tweet in Washington, he didn't even say he's gonna buy, he just said, oh, Elon Musk is gonna put cocaine back in coke. He didn't even say the joke right that he's gonna buy the company referencing that he's gonna buy Twitter like, he could even say to stolen joke correctly is how pathetic he is.

So that's a good point. Also, I just want to point out that like these guys are already over the Kevin thing. They're like, okay, I mean, it's not that funny. They call a guy named Carl Carl and so they go. Yeah, you know Carl He sucks and Jack was who you mean Kevin right guys? That's our inside joke. We say Kevin John John the leopard Just right into it. What a fucking loser. He's still like that's funny and this is another one I got a hats off to him this guy could really riff This is another one I got a hats off to him. This guy could really riff. Doesn't matter. How many guys are in this band?

I forgot. Is there like four or five guys in this band? Do they have a tambourine player? Yeah, it's turd hailing. What? It's turd hailing instead of van hailing. How was that a joke? Cause you heard Amber turd.

He's been hearing all the Amber Turd jokes. So he's trying to steal that and tried to, yeah, that's why he's, because that's why it's in his main frame. He's such a joke thief. You know, he's been hearing the Amber Turd. So that's why I just hit that deal. That's how I think we should get little people and sort of a cover band called Minivan Helen.

That's already a thing. I think it's gotta be right. I just think it's gotta be a thing. Minivan Helen. Is it the mini kiss? There is mini kiss. That's why I thought I think it's gotta be right. I just think it's gotta be a thing mini band. It's at the mini kiss. There is mini kiss. That's why I thought that it was a bunch of many. I know there's other mini cover bands. Do you think mini kiss also plays mini band hailing like they come back out after a costume change? No one would know you just take the makeup off. Right. It's a good idea. Change the set. So anyway,

that one hit pretty hard when he when he called it turd hailing. I don't know if I want to continue on with the band I think that's a good idea. Change the set. So anyway, that one hit pretty hard when he called it, Turn Halen. I don't know if I want to continue on with the band anymore, producer Chris. I'm leaving. That was a rough one. Well, let's see, this is these guys losing the thread because they're making fun of something

they've never seen, they don't experience, they don't know what's going on and they're just having a hard time with that. But that's the funny thing because like someone tweeted to me this and they were like, you know, he steals all his content from your show. And then he steals all his music. His musical content. He's just surprising.

Is it? Now I'm now here. I'll tell you. I'm on Kevin's side here. I'm on Kevin's side here about the music. They're not, they're not horrible playing the music. It's just horrible fucking music at their point. Like, like, like, like,

you already get to come and finish. Anything? I'm right. Yeah. I know they've lost the thread and what's going on. They're making fun of us. We're being a cover band. We have, I don't know, six or seven original albums out.

They can easily find this. They don't know if we're still in the band and go to the iStuff.com and see if we have gigs coming up. They have no idea, like just do a little research if you want to make fun of us. They do make a lot of good points about how you just steal all your content. Yeah, I know.

That's the other funny thing, too. He's just like, well, you know, they can all play their instruments. Our drummer is like the best drummer in Rochester. By a mile. By a mile. He's amazing. He, you know, is a master's degree. He's pretty, pretty a scaler.

Is he better than Richard Christie? Wait. Wait, college, he better than Richard Christie. He's he better than Richard Christie? Wait, wait, Carl, is he better than Richard Christie? Is he better than Richard Christie? He's not better than Richard Christie. Richard Christie's the bus. He's amazing. But they've already lost like what they're making fun of

and what they're trying to goof on for. And it's odd to me that they wouldn't, if they're gonna do a 15 minute bit on the isotops, wouldn't one of them like listen to a song or watch a video or go to the website or something when that make it better? Yeah, back it up with something. Something, I don't know.

I mean, go after my bands. They had to admit you're good. I mean, I think that kind of ends all their argument right there. I am not a rules-based musician. In any way, North America claim to be at all, but all right. All you Carl Watchers and you know, joking aside, In any way, in order to ever claim to be at all, but all right. All you Carl Watchers and you know, joking aside,

to all you Carl Watchers out there who think he's some kind of fucking intelligent person by goofing on John, it's not hard to goof on John. It really isn't. That's true. Yeah, I know. It's not hard. And we could John like, it's face just like, Hey, whoa, whoa, what do you mean?

Are you going somewhere? No, it's not it's not a good job like it's face just like hey whoa Oh, what do you mean? We're friends what's happening right now I mean let's list the things that we can make fun of for John Smell as a part man his career is his other job inside job with there's so many things He's like whoa whoa whoa whoa Tony what's going on? Yes, I can't even have supervised custody of his have supervised Visitation with his kids. I mean, I think so So if that's true if that's true

What does that say about the state of California that they also let him be a substitute teacher? Yeah, right? You can't see your kids when you can see these kids That's just thought of that holy shit That's pretty bad. That shows you anybody can be a teacher. He can't even see his own kids and he can go teach a class of him for eight hours as well. I'm waiting for Alex side to show up in the classroom with John's there substitute teaching with the cab, bro. That's got to be your next video. Well, you know, it's funny. You say that I'm going to Los Angeles on Monday and Tuesday.

Babylon B is doing an interview. I'm going to podcast. I if you guys have intel, I would love to go see Southern Johnny. I don't I don't know I said I want to go to his apartment, but I have a maybe I don't think he leaves his apartment But maybe I can catch him somewhere You'll see if he goes to that dive bar. He got kicked out of or something But now he's banned from it. So I could have gone there. There's pickwick pub I kicked out of or something, but now he's banned from it. So I could have gone there. There's Pickwick pub. There's Scotland Yard and there's a third place.

If you go to any British style pub in Kanoga Park, you will find them. Just look for the stink lines. Yeah. Just follow the smoke signals. Follow your nose. All right. John wants again lying about what we do on our Patreon,

which is kind of annoying. It's the same way with this Patreon. So a lot of his Patreon, I'm sure, is devoted to you, which makes it highly searchable in SEO and search engine. I'm not around. I'm just going to write audio book and put it behind his paywall. Well, right, but that's what I'm saying. I'm going to copy right in French minutes. Hey, it paused it.

We, and how are you doing? That's a lot. He was just, he was just going through Gary's audio book. Like, I mean, now I'm just saying that's. Hey, it pause it. We and Howard churned show today. He was just he was just going through Gary's audio book. Like, I mean, I'm just saying that's a common thing to go there. Yeah, I did. I did. I didn't post it. I'd be three of his audio book.

I'm patron. I wouldn't do that. Why would I do that? That'd be stupid. That's not content. And I keep saying that I did that. I definitely did not. It's, it's just kind of annoying.

And this is more of them just not knowing what they're talking about. Probably doesn't know what goddamn thing about politics. So that's why he can't shit on us. He's a marketing strategist kind of. Well, that's true. He's only driving the S.E. The funny thing is because endgame, all three of us did up and two hours show goofing on my DC trip.

Goofing on me and Craigslist. And it was, you know, I was laughing my ass off. And then he does a show to goof on our DC trip. It's like, um, didn't we just do that? Yeah, he rented a, he rented a stage. Yeah, he paid, he paid, he paid money to rent a stage in Nashville. And then they're like, we're gonna play you

some extra content here on stage that we're probably making no money back on this venue, honestly. It happens. Yeah. What a weird projection. Yeah, they're just making shit up. Like, right at the stage and lost money. Like, no, this is real. I hope you lost money.

I don't know. It was my check, Claire. No, no, this is weird. See, that's more projection because they're not making five cents. So you can see they're engaged. Yeah, they're not making five cents from their contents. see they're engaged. And they're not making five cents from their contents. So they're like, oh, money, money, money. A person that doesn't make money is always looking

at other people's money. You know what I mean? And they said that these guys have one Patreon subscriber and they're making 14 bucks a month, I think. Yeah. Between Tony and Gabe. So I don't know if they're split that down the middle or if Tony's show maybe he makes a little bit more.

I don't know how they do it. Whenever you're talking, I'm just saying, when just trying to talk about other. If you're talking about other people's money it's mean you're not making money because that's all you can think about you know so it makes you mad when they can see your patrons making Tim Granemont though. Yeah. Oh you know they can see what you're making. That's when he lost it. Somebody sent him a link or something and that's when he fucking started the DMCA strikes and going on Monique show and everywhere and just saying one of the assholes, Kevin from Why Do My Podcasts.

And then he found two new friends that he could goof on you with. Yes. And he feels a little better. And John has a prediction for them. Tony, this is my prediction and I'm making it. And just as I said before, and you asked the minus touch brothers, I was the first show they ever were on. I'm the one who first had them on and look how big they are.

Right. Here's my next. I predict the Tony Michaels podcast Tony and Gabe are going to be just as big as the minus touch brothers. That's my predict. You you hear that Kevin? Kevin is touching shoes. Yeah. Better start fucking getting more staff, man.

You're going to need a lot more staff. The fucking, I got a lot of videos on YouTube. So just feel free to go through them. Okay, hold on a second. How? It's pretty bold. John is the drunk guy at the end of the fucking bar right here. I know why I pretty big things for you.

You're going to be stars drunk. I'm at the end of the screen. I mean, holy shit. Is he annoyed? Uh, and he's been begging to be picked up by might as touch and they won't even touch him. I mean, what I mean, we're see that's more projection of like what he wishes. They can, you know, he can be on might as touched or he's comparing them.

It's very sad. It's very, you know, just obvious. It's just that alcoholism is just every word is just like drunk garbage. So John does this beer on the balcony with Richard O'Gita. And it is the second attempt at this because Richard has a slideshow from his trip to Europe that he wants to show John. Oh, good. I'm glad he put that behind the paywall. Yeah. It's a pretty well content. Well, it's funny because it's fucking vacation slide. It hasn't worked twice in a row. The first time, John didn't have the photos.

And the next time, he did have the photos, which took him hours to get on his computer for some reason. But then, Rich and O.G. does internet suck because there was a storm coming through. Does your internet go out? Well, there's a storm coming through. I don't know. I said, it doesn't have to hear,

but maybe that's how it is in West Virginia. Anyway, there's a lot of technical issues going out of the show. You know, I was a meticulous doing this. Did he email everyone? I've been told that you're not doing it yourself. Yes, that's inside the church. And I mean, look at the details.

He's churches are massive. Is that inside a church? Yes, that's inside of church. And wow. This is like Eric. Yeah. Yeah it is. Is that a bud light? Yeah, it's changing the numbers. That's the kind of sale. Or you got it free, you know, he probably stole it or something and it from a party.

But dude, just the fact that you know, Stuttering John, it's so sad you go and listen to the old times and there was a clip I was listening to, not that long ago, we're already was talking about how he visited John when he was in LA and John had the most beautiful view, most beautiful house. And now he can't even go on a real balcony as he used a green screen to be an alcoholic.

I mean, there's just this. I've pointed this out before, Alex, and I've said it too many times, but I want to give you this analogy. There's the episode of South Park where Eric Cartman owns the amusement park, and it's his dream come true. There's no lines. He can ride all the rides and by the end of the episode he loses everything and he's no different than he was at the beginning of the episode,

except where he feels way worse because he knows what it was like to have it all. It'll lose it. That's where Stuttering John is at. If John was just, if Howard hadn't hired him because he has a stutter, he'd be fine right now. He'd just be another like local on Long Island somewhere. He would have been better off leaving Howard Stern show and working at Duncan Donuts. Yes. Said going to the tonight show.

Correct, because now he has this unrealistic expectation of himself. He's convinced that he's still a celebrity for some reason, even though he's been in Shacket basketball. He's been in Shacket basketball. You think he showed that video to the kids at the class? Oh, I guarantee it. I got a we're going to watch a video today. It's 15 seconds long, but also he thinks Tony and Gamer talented. Yeah. I know. That game oozes charisma. He's horrible. Dude, I can't get him on the show. I know Tony wants to come out. I can't even give him on this show. I don't tell anyone to come out,

but I can't even game on this show. He looks like he has too little penis slits for eyes. He was just, he's weird talking to him. I've calmed down over there. I thought I heard something banging on the table. What the, Carl, Carl, why don't you get John on? I guarantee if you said I'll give you 500 bucks, he'd come on in one minute.

You know what I'm gonna say that? Because Dr. Steve has offered him thousands of dollars and he won't do it. I he was offered a thousand bucks to come do an episode of the creep off with me where we just ripped that car and he wouldn't do it because he knows he's not funny. I told him come on over here and should on his coffee table will give you a thousand bucks. You and I we will rip Carl into asshole and we will laugh and laugh and laugh and have a good old time.

You're in on the joke now. Everything can be cool. And you get a thousand bucks. Yep. I don't punch down. Well, that makes sense because like even Anthony Coomey and already kind of try to give him a break, you know, after the fact, and he's still kind of burnt his bridges with those two people.

So he just doesn't have a mind for, I guess, you know, business relationships, you know, how to actually create good content. Yeah, I know. It's obvious, but it's just for, I guess, you know, business relationships. You know, how to actually create good content. Yeah, I know that's not for me, but it's just like, you thought you were a business manager. You could just stop that he doesn't have a mind. Yeah, you're right. The guy's met every celebrity in LA. He worked out this night show for 10 years.

And he has no intentions anymore. How's that even possible? That's a line of connection. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I currently teach a class burning bridges except for Hellsparx is the only one in Hollywood and he'll figure out eventually. All right. Let's get into some more. Yeah, I Is Hellsparx even associate with him. I'm surprised is Hellsparx seems like a pretty smart guy. I don't know. I don't know. If you say I mean So smart as well as being I've ever seen on YouTube

These are all those little kind of Statues and God is so drunk. They've got long that tough. These people to make. Can you hear me? Yeah, now I could. You've been breaking up, but we're just gonna keep on. There's a landline. This is not the church as well. Well, she's pretending it's not happening major Ground control to major rich Such a department control to major rich who's that Jesus Is this a church Please explain this deal that. Oh, that detail. Yeah, wow, no kidding.

All right, so now he has the pictures, as you saw, you emailed them all to himself one by one, by the way. But it's just terrible. But that Richard goes away. You know, now I got the pictures, but I don't have Richard. Last podcast I had Richard going to the pictures. Why is he showing the pictures in the first place? It's not going his way today. He just came to be her back. Oh well. Maybe the pictures are at the bottom of his can. He got a big storm. That's just hit. And started John as a stereotypical shirt next stretched out all weird,

you know what I mean? He can't even have a shirt that fits. That shirt's probably so old from the thrift store. Nothing's wrong with that. He's a little bit of a shirt saying that. Yeah, he can't. He's since the 90s. Yeah, I mean.

He's just, didn't even have a proper shirt to wear. If you drew that as a cartoon, you'd be like, that's two unrealistic. Make it look like a person a little bit more please Let's see where we all look see okay Where are we here on the major I?

Don't know I think I'm we still in Austria Anybody can tell me in Where are we he's trying to do it on his own now. It's not working. You weren't Europe. I'm sorry. I'm in the wrong place. I don't know anyone know.

Does anyone know? Where is Richie Nohita? All right. Now Richie leaves the show. Now Richie leaves the show. And so now John has to try to do 40 minutes on his own. And this is when things get fun. So now look, Jay Leno is a funny comic.

Cate Griffin's. What is that sort? Look at his fingernails. No, he's like an auto mechanic now. Disgusting. Yeah, it's ridiculous. There is black as his fucking shirts. And what is with the sores on his hands? Oh, the days. I always got these weird sores going on. It's bizarre. Yeah, but his nails are like that. He's always opening his beers. He's always getting that beer gunk on those cans.

He's like, he's always like, you know, he's always like clicking it. Yeah, it's telling. That's why his hands are all that. I never get shot at these my fingers. Well, I know, but it's different when you don't shower. I mean, I don't think he showers. Yeah. It's a funny comic. Oh, Jay shows. Kathy Gripett, I guess, is showing a picture of the how co-star the blue lagoon.

Fucking why am I blanking on a name that's in the profit. The blue lagoon. Yeah. Come on people. Why are you all? Start flanking on a name. Hey, but have you covered this? Why doesn't he stutter anymore?

That just went away or was the stutter fake, you guys think? He claims that he's figured out tricks to talk without a stutter. So there's words that start with M or certain sounds that he can't say, so he picks a different word instead. That's a bad bull cracker, cause he's being... Oh, I know.

I'm private parts, he's like, so that was all fake. That's all fake. That's all fake. Yeah, good point. The private parts, Stutter, you're right, it was way over the top. He was definitely putting that on.

Yes. Broke shields. There you go. I tried to think, but nothing happened. Had you some for beer. All right. So let's get into more spicy cavern talk. It's like Tony Michaels.

He might not be a comic. No, he's not. But I don't give a fuck if he goofs on me. I think he's a funny guy. And I don't really give a shit, you know, it's fun. It's lighthearted. It doesn't come from a bad place. Doesn't stand a difference.

Like when you talk about Kevin, he's coming from a bad place. Rochester. You know, a trashy me in Ripon, New York. That's a bad place. I just don't know how he can't see how if he collaborated with you, it would help him. Like I just, I mean, I know he had bigger people than you, Carl, I'm just saying, but how do you not realize that you're helping him indirectly? I just don't get it. Really, you're doing him a favor by even giving him any notoriety. I mean, I just really don't. He's a very dumb or I'm it all started with a bad review of this.

Well, I'll start with a bad review of his podcast and he just has been doubling down ever since. Yeah, period. He really fucked himself up. But let's find all be your fault. Look at guys. The important thing is that when you dish it out you have to be able to take it in too. It's just. If you. If you're going to dish it out, you got to be able to take it. Right. He doesn't. Does he not see the irony in that? Have yourself for being.

Does he not see the irony of that statement? He doesn't take it at all. I mean, he can't, I mean, it'd be different if he did have this like hyper-produced podcast. That was really well made or something. But that's not the case. He's literally has a crappy green shirt. And he has a windscreen that has cigarette burns. It looks like he wipes his abutics with it. I mean, he has a low production low quality show that can be made fun of and he should be a little self-deprecating, but he's thinks he's the still thinks he's here. No, sir, the tonight show that he can't even speak. So he's really out of touch.

I mean, he says, you know, if you dished out, you'd be able to take it in. This is the guy who talks to his attorney regularly about how he's going to sue me. That's his favorite topic. I'm going to go to the Yanes game, talk to my attorney about the suede channel. I know, but you have to put down a retainer. He didn't have five dollars to sue you. Yeah, he didn't have five cents to sue you. I know. Alex, I'm not worried about it,

but you think otherwise. All right, let's talk about factual data. The Squeegee nice daddy project, I know. Benny, look, I subscribed to your channel today. So now, see this is what I know. Betty, look, I subscribe to your channel today. So now, see this is what I mean. Now, you're gonna go look and you're gonna see, I subscribe to your channel today. And then you're gonna go,

oh, I should have said that, should I? Eh, keep it up, Betty. Oh yeah, now thank you. Oh, oh, yeah, I just realized you did. Oh, oh, oh, now I gotta take that back. The people think it's crazy, man. Fucking people jump to fucking conclusions. And without having the factual data. Anyway, get him back to the buoy.

He's so drunk right there. He's yelling at his moderator, Betty Loco, does nothing but give him money and moderate his chat for him. And he's going, keep it up, Betty Loco. Talking shit, I subscribed to your channel today. I'm gonna five you five dollars It's insane. He's so wasted there. See you think what me is I know him and ugly fuck I do

I even taught I had a conversation my oldest son. I go. Yeah, I'm trying to find a Super nice conversation from like a half an hour last night. Yeah, I want to fucking find somebody But you know I'm age poorly Yeah, what do I I wonder why you made poorly a job I'm aged and I'm poor I'm age poorly more than one way. All right, so I just, I play that guy.

Just two strikes. Let's get into the more important thing here is that John's gig in Corpus Christi, Texas was canceled and John is blaming me for his gig getting canceled. His gig at canceled? Yes. Why? Well, we're about to find out. Because of Carl, he's about to find out.

I'm gonna tell you guys this. He's so drunk. I probably shouldn't. That doesn't matter. Kevin. Haha. Kevin. And his assholes. I know, Joni Heisenberg was upset that I was, you know, given him any attention, but his people

got a gig canceled of mine at M. Skeet Street.E.T. Street in Corpus Christi. So down. How did they do that? They called the club and threatened violence on women. Oh my gosh. If I'd just... If I'd just... I know, it's a stupid. Like, could you imagine if you let Stunnery's not performing, I will smash every woman that comes into the place

with a hammer, right the nose. Honestly, imagine getting that phone call from the comedy club, and you're like, if John plays there, we're gonna beat up women like, what if no women show up? Oh yeah, they probably won't. Yeah, yeah, I didn't think that through. All right, yeah, good point.

I can speak kind of of John at the club after all. I know something you don't know too. Yeah, what's that? Someone that we know got an email from a guy named Dante this week. Dante got fired. Oh, really? He says it on the show that his agent Dante the comic,

he fired him because Dante is supposed to let the club know that there will be trolls trying to get a show chance of the Dante the other way. No, why would a Dante say to eat? Well, it wasn't to me. I'm waiting to see the email. But apparently there was an email from Mr. Melendez's manager to Mr. Ippolito requested a date.

Like he wants to work the Carlson. For real? Yeah, I don't know anything. I have not seen the email. I haven't seen it yet either. We have to get John and Rochester. We have to make that happen. It'll never happen.

I'll do a, uh, go fund me, I'll crowdsource, whatever we have to do to get this guy in Rochester. I'll tell Mark that he's got, if he wants to come play the club, he's got to come to be on the roast. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. We got to get him involved. We'll book him for the roast.

We'll book him for the roast. Oh, shit, we can book him for the, I bet you we could if we play this, right? Okay. All right, let's talk more about this gig bet you we could if we play this right okay All right, let's talk more about this gig that was gonna pay him all this money getting cancelled and I was paid $1,000 for that right right and it's a beautiful area But it'd been nice paid vacation get to perform For the people of Texas and that's why you're not professional. You have this conversation.

You can pause it. Holy shit, that pisses me off. That's why he's not a professional. A nice vacation. A nice vacation. No, you're going to work. It's a work there. You have to show up there and be professional in work.

And not be a sloppy drunk all day and show up to the club, fucking the hungover and fucking with your fucking black ass fingernails. You're just making thousands of dollars, you would have to do eight shows Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And no way they booked them for two shows each night. He can't sell five tickets.

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selling tickets like crazy. Jesus Christ. I go, yeah. I go, yeah. I know. I do something like crazy. That's what happens when you put John out of the thing. Of course you are. And he goes, okay, we so you're trying to say, you know, I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person.

I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person. I'm a fucking person.

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I bet the play had, I guess. Yeah, so we're at the very end. He says, he's, he says, I will aid in cancels. So he called him on the phone. Have yourself a beer. The guy in the club just like, yeah, I know we've been getting people saying

they're gonna beat up women, but that's fine. We'll still do the show. Every goddamn clip that you played ends with him taking a sip of that beer. I know. And it's unbelievable. I'm doing it on purpose, it's just what he does. He drinks very quickly.

It's impressive, really. He's got an oral fixation to constantly put that to his mouth. I mean, he's just, yeah, alcohol is in this. Alcohol is in his mouth. God. It's another turn you could use for that. So according to John,

tickets were selling like crazy. He talked to the comedy club, they said things are cool, and then it was canceled an hour later. How does that make any sense? Like if you're just... Zero. Yeah, I mean, like, let's say that you don't even know who John is, you don't know the contacts from who are these podcast.

Like, none of that makes sense. It doesn't compute in any single way. My guess is that he wasn't selling a lot of tickets, and so they're like, well, we could probably cancel this one. Or maybe what he called him, the first time John was drunk off of his ass and not professional. And he was probably like just thought about it for an hour and was like, you know, I don't need this. Yeah, I don't need this shit.

What's that Alex? I don't know. It just seems like a weird lie to be like, oh, yeah, then they re-put on the gig and then an hour later, they cancel it. It just doesn't even make, he's so out of touch with the reality and he's such a just compulsive liar. It's almost sad to watch this is like, I know we're laughing, but it's really, it's kind of, it's not even cringed. I feel empathy for him. I hate that I'm seeing a man that was once of well known, not never, it was never respected, a well known person that just has a sit here

and lie. Like, he can't take any ownership. So this is the problem with that, is that his life is only gonna continue to go downhill until he takes some sort of accountability for his problems, which it looks like he never will. He doesn't work from a state. That's just gonna, yeah, the train wreck is only gonna get worse. So it's unfortunately you kind of have to cover him now,

Carl, just for the record, you know, just for the, you know, history. I have to hear that guys. Ellen says I have to talk about it. Carl, yeah. You talk to know, you know, you know, you know, I have to talk about you. Carl, you're technically stuttering John's account of bill about it. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's not Dante. They threaten violence towards women. That's so fake. And this loser branded succumb to these idiots because my loser agent at the time, Luzah Brandon Sub-sub-com To these idiots because my loser agent at the time Didn't inform them who is now fired and I have a much better one now who deals in contracts Which is why these assholes The fuck not be able to do that again, because I get paid either way.

It's a problem of self. I now have a manager who gets contracts. Great. They understand contracts. Try to see if he could get someone to sign one. Yeah. Yeah. You fucking he looks so smug right there. Oh, I know.

This is hysterical. You'll never cancel me again. He says, so I got an agent who knows how to write a contract. And in the comic has like the worst reputation ever, I believe in Hollywood. Like I think, I mean, I know I think Eric Skateco, I forget which comic I saw it was did a whole thing talking about how bad of a guy is and how I think you represent some porn stars and stuff. I mean, he was representing.

He was representing. Yeah, he's representing. Yeah, he's. Yeah, he's. And he's still. Stuttering John Blondes. Yeah, he's representing Jeremy. Yeah, and he's and he's that's a Stuttering John Columbus. Yeah, at least Ron Jeremy is still well. He's

in jail now, but he could probably sell more tickets and freaking Stuttering John. That's how we tried to sell the show. Yeah, Vinnie talked to this guy, Dante, about bringing them to Rochester. It was Ron Jeremy

with Stuttering John. Ed Brian Duncan. Brian Duncan. Who I like Brian. Very much bright. Great guy. American idol. Yeah. I was just like, I felt bad. I follow him on Instagram. Yeah, but I'm very much bright and great guy. American Idol. I was just like, I felt bad. I fell on Instagram.

Yeah, don't come in. It's not that bad. He seems like a pretty nice guy. But that he was trying to sell the show. We're talking about how funny Ron Jeremy is. He wasn't gonna lie and say the center of John is a good act. Oh no, he said John's a killer. A multiple time.

John's a killer. You got to see this show. It's a triple threat. All right, so apparently the reason why there's all this violence being threatened on women is because of me. I've done my disclaimer. If Kevin wants to fucking plate it, but that dickhead. He's right. Insighting people to exciting people to

incite cancel me for no reason. Thanks, Liz Cheney from the top of feeling. That is what is going on with Cabot talk about the doughtard. See that, hey, and that's that's more projection. Like he's trying to get your picture on, cancel, like you've never called a club. That's because he's done that to you. So that's why he's making up this lie.

That's a great point, actually. Yeah, that's what he's trying to take away my livelihood. He's actively trying to do it and he's bragging about it. Meanwhile, all I've ever said is observe and report. I tell people when they're like, oh, I want to fuck with John, I don't. Don't heckle John, don't fuck with them. Don't call the club, observe and report.

How is he that started calling you the Isodope Tard yet? Oh, that's coming. That's coming. And Colin, you're smart enough to know that like if he had the show and one of your fans went there and filmed it and he just went up there and bombed, that's even more content for you. It benefits you for him to do the show. Of course.

You know what I mean? It doesn't benefit you for this year to be canceled. So yeah, I'm not a dumb guy, Alex. Like, I think he thinks I want to ruin his life is insane. Like you're ruining your life. I'm just watching. Yeah.

I'm just hanging out watching the staff. I wasn't aware that I bought that last round to ruin your life. Because what he's doing, talking about me again, it's not just fun. I mean, it's got a now he's creating just fun people Creating people to fuck with my life outside Of these shows a super race now he's

I'm getting my gigs cancel and I blame that on Kevin. He's blaming me because he's the one who's getting these people. So here's what he's doing. All on his discord, all on his rip, all on his Reddit. You got what he's trying to do is show damages. Oh, you're right. He's trying to make a case. Yeah. Yeah. Probably told him like, well, you're going to have to show that you've lost revenue a thousand to dollars at this comedy club. That was talented. It's like crazy. Right.

Yeah. Right. That's it. That's what he's doing. You're right. That's a really good point because he goes out after that and he says, you know, I pay child support. I pay for two. He's like, you're fucking with my kids. Cause you're getting my gigs canceled. And again, I have nothing to do with that. I never tell people to fuck with him in any single way. But he's got me a few of them. Oh, the money that I am paying and taking care of my children,

who I send money to almost every single day, when I'd have a day. Yeah, of course not. Yeah. I'm your fuck with my livelihood in Kevin. That's you. And it'll come back. It always does.

Karma will catch up to you. Oh, yeah. One of these days, Carl's gonna do the wrong thing. And everyone's gonna turn on him. And it's gonna be great. That's true. No, that is true. Yes.

Live by the sword you die by the sword, Kevin. This guy is literally Karma catching up with someone This is what it looks like John would know about karma. This is it you got it It's exactly right welcome to who are these balconies my name is Kevin also While four years. It's a long time. I was listening to him play the victim and I'm like I know he's gonna end this with a tough guy face Yeah, there it is And after that he goes on to say that everyone who posts these videos up on the sub-ride at dab was an honor and I'm like, I know he's gonna end this with a tough guy thing. Yeah, there it is, there it is.

And after that, he goes on to say that everyone who posts these videos up on the sub-rider, Dan Borsanonymous, which people pull a little clips from beer on the balcony and put it up there, he goes, they're all gonna be sued too. What are the damages from that? What are you talking about? So this is John Bragging about me losing my Patreon.

And these are the types of clips that I'll be sharing with Patreon. When I let them down, this DMCA strike was, you know, maybe a little malicious. They're way to be wet about it. Because this is copyright. This is behind the pay wall. This is why Kevin is this much away from losing his patreon? That's how much I know that she's my attorney is in talks with patreon now his attorneys in talks with patreon. What does that mean? The guy can't be posting Things that he does not own and that's what he does I can post clips of his show transformative. Yes, you can Alex how many shows do exactly what I do?

There's thousands of them. It's a genre of yes. It's a dance. I don't know. Hassan or whatever that got. All it does is react to them. I'm just saying there's, you know, on both sides of his political spectrum, not even there's your shows political.

I'm just saying everybody does this as my point being does reaction content. But his attorney is taught to a picture to get shut down because John just wants to see me lose my picture. Obviously, it's not. It's nothing to do with his copyrighted him losing money or anything like that. He's jealous. He's very jealous of what we have going out of it. And obviously he doesn't have a real attorney because attorney could be like, Hey, listen, if it's a trend, if it's transformative content, if they're changing the content, it's

totally fine. I mean is that simple but well Not complicated patreon is not exactly great to deal with with the shit So what he is doing is maliciously getting Carl shut down which would create actual damages correct. Yeah Yes, that is true and I don't want to turn things because people have told me the way he's going about these copyright strikes, you could actually sue him. Yeah. What is doing? I don't want to play that game. I'm not trying to get the wash of the dog.

Obviously, right. But it's just so funny that like everything he's saying is so he's actually going to go wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's his point. I'm not sure he's that spotter. Well, I hope he doesn't see this, but Carl, Patreon is kind of weird about sometimes, you know.

I mean, they can be finicky, so yeah, I mean. Oh, I know, Alex. I'm not, what's going on right now? What chance up to? What's the update? All right, so this is, this is funny because Benny Loco is moderator, is not picking up on the trolls as well as she should be, so she gets scolded here.

I do a show, I have loyal fans. They don't, they do a show that is all about ripped me off. So wasted. There's another one. There's another one. You see? Yeah, goodbye. This is not a good ad for Kurslight either.

I mean, playing with him. You gotta be better at this. Kurslight either. I mean, I'm playing with him. Banny, you gotta be better at this. Kurslight tastes the dabble. There's at least two trolls in here to hold time. Come on, Banny, you're bedin' on that. Wow, so now he's scolding a woman who not only works for him for free, but gives him money in order to moderate the chat room

that's full of trolls all the time, because that's what he attracts. It's almost like he's kind of a dickhead. Yeah, it's almost like he sucks. So he goes on to explain that the reason why I do what I do is because I crave celebrity and I do want to be as famous as Cettering John is and that's the whole reason behind all my motivation. And then he gets the question of what's Carl's deal?

Was he an old Howard Stern fan? Who's Gooford on you now? Or is he like one of these Trumpers who just can't stand the truth that he's spewing with his left wing podcast? Uh, John Las Vegas is Kevin a Stern troll or a Trump troll. I don't think so. I don't think I think I think that most of these haters are are like I think they're all right-wingers. Wow. Okay. Wow. And dude, there's so many old clips of him saying the in words, saying the F word. I mean, you know, he's like literally committing hate speech on the Howard Stern show. I mean, and so now the fact that he's some social justice word because he has a transgender kid, which is, you know, God bless the soul. It's just all so contrived.

It's all fake. Like, that's, that's not really who he is. He's not some liberal, uh, is social justice word. He's made up this persona because that's what makes him money now. I put money on 10 out of 10 Hillary fans think his show sucks. Like this is a big little kid in liberals. Everybody wants to agree. This is the bridge we can all build on. Oh, God show sucks. I just want to point out that the first time we made fun of Suthering John, which was four or five years ago now, he didn't have a political show back then. Back with Tony was at the drive-through. It was walking around talking into his phone. Right. So actually, he was at a studio back then with Royce. He actually had a professional setup back then.

He's gotten way, way worse. But I love these just like, oh, he just doesn't like it because my politics, no, because you're the worst broadcaster on the internet, John. That's why we make fun of you. How many shows did you do a week, Carl? I'm in a health and easy broadcast. For his Tuesday, Thursday, and then two shows on Saturday.

It's not enough. I wish they were more. Yeah, I never wide double show on a Saturday. That's a weird. He doesn't appear on the balcony. So stupid person. We get state drunk on the internet. All right. Let's clip. I have a here. All right. Oh, I will see you back here on Saturday. All right, oh, I will see you back here on Saturday With Tony gay manine will play you Kevin's

YouTube music video. Why did he put the culture on YouTube? So dumb it's There are call it's hysterical. You don't be really funny What's that? It's a It shares the carolson videos. He might. That would be the problem. I said that because then I'll just tell Shareshth This guy is sharing. Oh, Is it that isn't interesting? No, that he's he's going hey on the next show will be playing his content out by show Like, Jen, isn't that what you're complaining about? I'll be doing it behind the paywall And if he actually reacted to content Isn't that what you're complaining about? I'll be doing it behind the paywall. What did that all? And dude, if he actually reacted to content,

he might actually get some followers or something because he doesn't have any talent left. That's what people that are, you know what I'm saying? Like, he's not good at watching. You saw him with Gabe and Tony. They're not funny. Like, they don't have like good insights and anything that's going on, there's something interesting.

But if he could have a hit show, not hit by any means, but if he reacted to old Howard Stern stuff that he was on and kind of gave the back story to it, people would probably watch it. And it's logically, you know what I mean? And he like kind of what Shule was doing when he went back and talked about the kings of comedy. I love that because they give kind of a back story. If he did that, if he had half a brain and did that, he would probably gain a lot of followers.

But he's too stupid, obviously. Alex, anyone could consult this guy at his career and do a better job than he's doing. Like literally anyone off the street would be like, well, here's a billion things he'd be doing better. Honestly, guys, you know, it would be the greatest thing in the world. I hope he does that. I hope he sober's up.

I hope that he takes all of this stuff off the internet all these episodes down shut up and listen Shut up and listen you I hope he does that and then I hope he starts a show that I hope he starts a show That's all about Howard stirred and then they sue him a tool Fucking best thing that ever happened That's just like oh you want to fire lawsuits asshole? You're playing our content now. When I was talking to Monique, she was saying that she's gotten seasoned to cis from serious ex-slam and that she gets a lot of like legal bullshit from them.

And Johnny's to play the Howard Stern clips out of show all the time. That would be really funny. But it was a transformative content. He wouldn't know that word. Obviously. Alex, thank you so much for coming on, buddy. I'm sorry. We didn't get to the Howard Stern stuff like I was hoping, but it's been a blast talking to you.

No, did it was a pleasure and an honor to come on. Like I said, I listened to you all the time. I really like your content no matter what. Suttering John says, but this is the one thing. This is this is my one, but we have to keep Stuttering John alive. You know, I'm saying he is he is comedy gold. And this is Stuttering John, if you're watching this, Carl does love you. So keep being you.

We need you. I need you. I love this content. I mean, I'm in the bottom of my heart. Keep it John alive. Now it's a Medicaid. Yeah. So Alex, $99 on YouTube is where you want to go.

Where else can people find you anything else you want to promote? I'm on Twitter, Instagram, Alex, I 99, a prim time sign on Instagram. You guys follow me. If you can't find me, you ain't looking hard enough. That's about it. Please tell Tucker to come on WTP next time you talk to him. I will. I'll say, Hey, I got these guys and Rochester. I love it. All right, buddy. Thanks so much for coming out. Take care, guys. All right. I have a shout out that I got from a wrestling podcast, Vinnie.

Oh. You might know who this is. I don't. Shout out to the great, Mr. Chris Steele, who's here. He's the only truly one from Xbox's show on Sunday as a new killer instinct. Hopefully those rumors are true and he goes, and I don't know who this, I don't know what this next line is.

I don't know who he is. Maybe it's a shame on me. He's a shout out to Carl Hamburger from WATP. I don't know what that is. Is that a wrestler? I have no idea What show is that that is from who is mooch? No fucking club No, I guess the shout out was mooch. I think I wrote who is mooch is gonna ask you that

It's time for wrestling with the mooch It's time for wrestling with the mooch. The mooch show. You're not familiar with the mooch show? Oh, let's pray God, Vic. Oh, Vic is there. Hey, Vic. Oh, better outfit this time. Well done.

Thank you. Very, very good. Nice. Nice. Oh, Vinnie, you're looking a little thin today because the camera's so backed up. Thank you. They were able to give me into the frame this time. Oh, Vinnie, you're looking a little thin today because the camera's so backed up. Thank you.

They were able to give me into the frame this time. All right. It's time for everyone's favorite show. Welcome to Who Set It? The official podcast game on WATP. Still got one. Roger Bond. Roger Bond.

The Car of Electric Podcast. Yes. OK, Carl and co-host. Who Set It? Our first entry. Who Set It? Yes! Okay Carl and co-host, who said it? Our first entry, who said it? Like his ego is so fragile, this is a guy who canceled Tesla orders for famous people who criticized him. Who said it?

Talking about Elon Musk makes me think that it's settling John, because I know that John has got a hard on for Elon Musk. So it's probably not, but I'm going to go with John. I'm going to take the Opster. Okay. Vick. Jerry Bianfield. Interesting.

All right. What do you got? Pretty sprints. I'm also going OP. Yeah. It's not anything shameless, whatever, discuss. No, definitely not. Yes. One. Pretty unattainable for shit.

Three. Like his ego is so fragile. Like this is a guy who's this is a guy who's who canceled time. I was Tesla. I know one god damn day of forgetting what exists. Joe got a discord. Got it. Well done. Joe got a discord. Anybody else get that one? That was good. All right.

Size them. Our next entry. Discord got it well done Joe got a discord everybody else get that one that was good all right, so I I Next entry Who said He's actually an alien that's why he can walk on water and that's why he can turn water into wine and everything else Who said it so this sounds like a Jerry Vanfield thing that makes me Which seems too obvious, but I'm just gonna do it Because if I don't do it in his hand, I'll be passed

I'm going to Jerry Vanfield I'm leaning Jerry Vanfield, but for the sake of parody Yeah, I'm gonna give that one to get old Patrick Michael Oh, okay, what do you think? I'm gonna go shameless as well Yeah, that was my instinct too Okay, we got three on petty seat cups Alex Jones is not one of the people

Our petty sea cups three He's actually an alien He can walk on water and it's why he can turn water into wine and everything else Everything else and on the other shitty day. Yeah, he knows two things about Jesus Walk that lottery to wonder to why it's such a I hate I hear he was good at a potty Well, we're all over too and I'm suing him I'm suing him from I said this is a good game, man. This is a hard game. This really what this one is. Yeah.

Our next entry. Who said? Statues of Donald Trump in public locations. The statue's naked and it's fat and it has no testicles and a very small penis. Who said she's so out of context. It's so difficult. All right, I'm just gonna fucking gas because this is the possible Opie You're gonna Opie. I'm gonna Opie. I got I'll take the obvious. I'll go John for parody. Okay, Beck Uh Jerry bandfield I was thinking that too I'm going Opie. Let's go Opie One two three That too. I'm going to be, let's go, I'll be. One, two, three.

Statues of Donald Trump in public locations. Ha! Statue is naked and it is fat and it has... And she's in part of this fucking game. No, it's becoming possible. It wouldn't give it a way if they had him, Dr. Steve Reed it with statues of him. Just Steve would be like, heavy breathing.

Has no testicles and a very small penis. Oh, oh, oh. On extend true. Leave Ashallon, she lost a friend. Who said 95% of the people on Earth you would classify as good, and yet the struggle that the majority of what you might think is good people are often just sitting back and horror

watching what the 5% are doing. Who said it? I go, I'm going to be on that one. Me too. That's my first instinct on it. But it could be Patrick Michael because it sounds like just rambling nonsense. What are you going with?

Chris put me down for Patrick Michael. All right. I'll go Tom Myers. All right. All right. Can you say that again and also point your camera down a little bit further? I'll go Tom Myers.

All right, that's grab a paper bag. I'm gonna grab a paper bag. I'm gonna grab a paper bag. One, two, three. 95% of the people on our band classify it. Did anyone get that? No. And you're four.

Yeah, Jesus. It's getting possible. No, Adam. The majority of the, what you might think of as good people are Often just sitting back and horror watching what the 5% are doing Because I don't think my podcast can support like more than three episodes a week. Who said it? It's gotta be Suddering John. Ashes couch.

What do you go with, Kyle? I'm going to Suddering John. I'm going to get it wrong. What do you got, Vinnie? The Patrick Michaels in the show up somewhere. Okay. Vick. I'll go Patrick Michael

Copycat Produced Chris Tom Myers. All right. Well, he does want a week though. All right. Let's say one Three Because I don't think my podcast Holy shit, how did that happen to us get that? Shut out! Our next entry

What's Who said? Thank God there's another chance Are there more people that don't even have that skill that were watching sleep on a sidewalk take up space like a dog? Who said it? I'm just gonna guess, I'm Tom Myers. I have no idea. Patrick Michael. I'll win one of these routes.

Beck. Tom Myers. Tom Myers. All right. Vick's going with me. That's a bad move. I'll produce a crest. Ash. One, two, three. Are there more people that don't even have that skill? Yes, you're on the board! Glorious! Watching sleep on a sidewalk. Take up space like a dog.

Like a dog. Who said it? I was more. Who said it? I was more. Who said it? It's going on. Who said it? You're all the same. Is it in you?

Is it in you? All right. You guys have a little too much fun now. That was really funny. Way to go, Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve. But I just- Is it a card of slice? Is it a card of his, Dr. Steve?

That's all for this week. 100%. Hope everybody has a safe trip home. Maybe Carl can get an exit room so he can stretch out his club foot. Also, I'm here in the audience. Come and say hello. That's not supposed to be on this. Is it?

Alright. Well, whatever. Um. Well, Vinny, you win. Vinny, you won. I feel, I feel honored. I'd like to thank all the little people. You mean everyone else?

Yeah, everyone. I've been one of the smaller than me, Carl Chris. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about podcasts about lists. We pretended to talk about Howard Stern. Stuttering John has been threatening, and now he's going to make one of the Isletops. So you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing next week on W-A-T-P

with the lovely and talented Pat Dixon be making his W-A-T-P-D-B. Nice. Which I'm excited about. And we'll be listening to this. Hey everybody, welcome to another edition of Just Talking for a Sunday evening. And we're starting a somewhat in progress because somebody, like me, forget to hit the record button, but we did cover some great topics so far.

And I want to, as they say, circle back. And I want to circle back to Lily Craven who has her show called The Phone Sex with Lily Show. And Lily, how do we get started in that? Okay, so I got started because I was standing and doing interviews and It was during the pandemic and I was given my own time slot on

Skyhawk after dark TV This is a show called Giz talking Alex in the discord suggested it is a show where they interview porn stars Giz talking Well, I was not sure they show where they interview porn stars. Jizz talking. Well, I was not sad. And there are all these dicks that needed to be sucked. So I was just like, okay. I worked my way up from Fluffer.

The rest of the history. Yeah, I was just at the mall and they're like, you want to make $25? I was like, all right. So I'm looking for the episode that features Casey. We'll see if we can find that one. But this is going to be Jizz talking next week on WATP. Vinnie, thank you so much for coming over

and doing the show with me. I want to promote thecreepoff.com. Anywhere you get podcasts, find the creepoff, a true crime show, four men, anything else that you want to. You can't even plug your own show properly. But what did I say wrong? What did I do? Did you just say a true for men?

A true crime show for men. Okay, that's it. That's the key part. That's it. That's it. Yeah, I guess it's the thing that Carl does once a week. There's another show. It was he likes to call it the second fiddle.

That's what he was calling out. The show, the show that he was like caught off guard if anyone asked him about it. It's like, oh, that, that, I'm gonna talk about that now. I got you. I think the URL is the creep off that, I'll talk with Benny. I don't know. Anyway, we also have the roast coming up.

September 17th, in Rochester, if you're just tuning in. Go to creepoffros.com to get your, you are an embarrassment. That's right. Vic, anything you want to promote? Uh, no, nothing at all. Okay. Please join us again next week. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts?

Spoiler it isn't. Party in the muskets of morning radio. And now to show these folks right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. From YouTube, Tanya comments on our latest Banfield video.

How is it I totally miss Jerry? Thank you, WATP. You make my life so much better with your feminine hygiene products. Adam Goldstein TV. I always get a headache from listening to him, but he is an interesting guy. One bag travel comments, living with his wife and kids in the same house, he's somehow more together

than Stuttering John, and a better stand-up comedian too. Principal uncertainty. My racism has been justified once again. Chan Conner, I feel like I need a Zan axe after this. Barry Seltzer, best out-switch joke ever, Dale Denton. His someone put me on the registry joke was legitimately funny, and regarding our Tony Michaels drive through video, dead grandma teases, if you're wondering if Tony already has a drink when he pulls up to a drive-through, all will be revealed.

Fafa Fuli points out, this guy can't ever make fun of someone when he has these videos on the internet. Dabbling Stuttering John claims, Tony is such a fool and an interview with him will be amazing. DPM, I love that Tony is Stuttering John's cool friend. Jay breaks it down. I cannot think of anything lower on the evolutionary chain than being a Stuttering John's cool friend. J breaks it down. I cannot think of anything lower on the evolutionary chain than being a Stuttering John flunky.

Tiger Lily, I can't believe this is real. It explains why he would go on a Stuttering John Melinda's podcast. Wow, doosh chills. Lil' Herb 13, nice. We have the beginnings of a whole new series. Nick Opines, Stuttlor is getting deep. OMG, the no-sauce thing is infuriating.

James confesses, I have issues eating my feelings, and yes, this is beyond brutal and not something to be proud of. Warren ponders, I'm dying to know what he thinks the value is in this. And Jamie plays us out with the big reveal. Oh wow, my heart skipped when I found out he had a drink. This is fascinating. Victor, do you have some reviews to read for us? I do. I got three new ones for you. All right. You ready to guess the stars, Vinnie?

You ready to play guess the stars? All right, let's go still doing that. Yeah, still doing that. Showing it over yet, buddy. Oh, God. I know. This one's called Love the New Today a Week format, but he said you need to do five.

Okay, well, we'll work our way up to that. I'm sure. What star? That's a five star, I'm going to say. It is a five star. Nice, thank you. By the way, people have been complaining that they're hearing ads in our shows now, and I do want to point out that if you live in New York State, there's a good chance you

heard a ad for Kathy Hocal. I know. I think he'll want to complain about that. But I'll take her money. It's he'll take anybody's money. He took Stuntty John's money. What? Oh, yeah, for a patron.

Yeah. I'll give a batch of you, I'll give a bunch of. But they're going to take that cut first. Yeah, I'll give you back. Mine is the 16%. Go ahead, Vic. This next one's Drew and Mike. He said, I know you are growing.

I love the Carl show on the Drew and Mike show. W-A-T-P is great, big fan here. Oh, well, thank you very much. Not really what we were asking people to do, but always appreciate a five-star review. Thank you very much. Not really what we were asking people to do, but always appreciate a five-star review. Thank you. And then the last one is, it's no Kelly Clarkson show, but he continues with its worth a listen once you get past the fact. It's not as entertaining as the Kelly Clarkson show. Carl's an entertaining host, but he's no Kelly Clarkson.

Kelly Clarkson is beautiful. Carl will occasionally make you laugh, but the Kelly Clarkson show will always make you smile. She's absolutely beautiful. That's hilarious. That's really good. That's very funny. All right. Well, I'm going to say it's a five star.

That is a five star. Mick, we're killing it lately. Even you have to admit, people are enjoying our show. Oh, you're 17 up now. Wait, we have 17 more five star than one star reviews. Fuck yeah, you do. Do you know what kind of hole you're in a few years ago? That's really amazing. It was at least a grand down.

A thousand of the wrong directly. Carl's a salad two and a half now. And inches. All right, let's listen to some voicemails. This is probably going to be unlike Matt with phone calls you get. This is going to be a straight-up compliment. Thank you so much for introducing me to Blind Mike. I have really been enjoying his podcast in particular.

Why are you laughing? It's fucking great. So thank you so much for introducing your fan base and audience the boy and Mike guys fucking great love Love show I agree blind Mike is awesome. I like that guy too. I thought it was a good job really do like his show Why are you laughing? You should come on the creep off sometime. I think you'd be good on that show. Oh, yeah We could do that for sure It's not like he works a job. He's blind. He's got time. Yeah

All right, Gary from San Well, it's not like he works at job. He's blind. He's got time. Yeah. All right, Gary from San Diego calls him. Hey, Carl, Gary from San Diego on a June 8th show, Centering John took credit. We're getting Cardiff Electric off the internet. You got to play that. He said he's no longer on the internet, no longer on the Twitter account. And he's gotten one less troll now. And his next goal is to and get this. He's going to get Kevin off the internet with W ATP. That's his next goal. You get you guys off the internet. He's got one curl off. Next roll is a you Kevin slash Carl. Good luck fighting Stuttering John. He's got a way about his delivery doesn't he? It's I've waited to hear what he says next. Yeah right. I'm always waiting for him to like put a popsicle on his mouth or something. Just something to happy boy. Just something you never get to get to life. He's such a ped boy. He sounds like you're never a good life.

You're such a pedophile, Carl. What the fuck? I got a popsicle for you. Three out of four kids agree. Carl's a guy shooting video video of him chatting good little Jesus No, no, no, no, just tell him that I'm jacking it in San Diego Alright, that's for you Gary message complementing you and now holy shit I just watched the video of the Stuttering John with Tony Michaels in that video of Tony Michaels at the end getting the two double cheese when he says it in slow-mo watch that again. Nope. Because his lower teeth there is fucking cheese. Just a whole fucking

cake in his teeth. It's fucking disgusting. I'm fucking repulsed by that guy. Holy shit. That's gross. Sorry man, I was just fucking unbelievably gross. Totally Michaels lower teeth are worse than Stuttering Jans finger nails. Ha ha ha. Look at I'm not gonna start making fun of people's teeth. No, I did it. It was fun.

Thank you. Thank you for doing that. I bet his feet are gross too, Carl. Oh, see what you did. All right, this is Paco calling him to the show. Yeah, I just want to say what everyone else is thinking. Oh, no. Voice smell from Paco on Wednesday.

Where Paco decided he had nothing to say. That was by far the best Paco voice mail you've had today. I know Paco. Don't call me back. Fuck you. All right, I'm sorry. I thought that was Paco. That's. You've had today. I know Paco. Don't call me back. Fuck you. All right. I'm sorry. I thought that was Paco. That's actually something that I don't think enjoys Paco all that much. But this is Paco. Yeah, what's up, Carlos? It's Paco. I just want to say, man, I'm sorry, you know, ever since I revealed I might have had a crush on Jeff and the Dingo department. All these photos coming out the woodwork acting like

me fucking hurt. You know what I'm saying? That's not cool. That's this respectful, straight up fuck all those fools, man. You know what I got you back home. You need some of your hands or something out here. Let me know. All right, lay it.

I've heard that our people in California that are not too happy with you. Poco couldn't make it to the live show. It always could have beat up guys who are fucking my wife. Alright, sure. Hey, Carl, if you're wondering the kind of people who still play Street Fighter 2, there are two different kinds. It's either people who haven't played a fucking video game since 1993 or it's the most

autistic people on the fucking planet. And the worst part is when you were saying that as I was listening to it, I was playing Street Fighter V with a big fuck off joystick that you buy to make it feel like you're actually playing with the fucking arcade machines. You know why? Because I'm super fucking autistic and I'm terrible with money. I mean, it could be worse, I worse like a bunch of gay ass star wars shitting the background of my fucking man cave. Anyway I love the show. Come back. I had to build some it. Wow this Street Fighter controversy continues. I had no idea what I was recording. It's a game, man.

Is it? Yeah. Moral kind of makes way better. Three fighters for dorks. I play both of them. Yeah, we're a dork. Man, what he has to always tell me that hurts so much. We've talked about this a lot. Stop call me Carl. So I downloaded the episode today and it started off with the message about avoiding drugs and alcohol. Okay, Carl, if I want that advice,

I'll listen to my friends and family, not a fucking podcast. You'll fuck yourself, call me back. So those ads are dynamically inserted and targeted. May I also say? You're targeting specifically, sir. If you want the advice than that, do drugs and alcohol just watch the stuttering John's side.

Yes, it is. Kaya wasn't joking. When he goes, I was watching the Stuttering John side. Yes. Yes. Kyle wasn't joking. When he goes, I was watching your Stuttering John stuff and I've stopped drinking. He wasn't making a joke with that. Like he literally saw that I went, oh, I don't want to be that guy someday. I'm gonna cut out of my drinking.

I think we're doing a service. It's my point. That's right. Wow. Oh, props to producer Chris here. Uh-oh. Hey, Carl, this message is actually to producer Chris here. Uh oh. Hey Carl, this message is actually for producer Chris. I know he already gets a lot of attention, but too much. I just want to let him know that I did hear his internet nude joke.

It's a reference of throwing John. No, it's usually internet news. Yeah, just want to let him know that I did here ever. I thank you. That Easter Egg was for you sir. Congratulations. Stop smiling over there. Hey, y'all, it's Tony Michael.

Drive in, drive up, and drive to the side. Kill myself. All right. Tony Michael. You think he was the real people? I'm sorry kill myself. All right. Tony Michael. You think he was the real people. Spot out impression. This is the last.

Boys smell that we're going to play and this comes in from preploy Rick. I love him. Yeah. Hey, Charles is preploy Rick. I'm no longer at a baseball game, but I didn't want to say I want to know when you're going to have that fast lawyerto-lawyer, this loyal, Nick or Tata on the show because you should and it would be fun and hopefully you can do a home at home when you finally get sued by Stuttering John. So that would be funny. Take care of my friend. Love you,

miss you, bye. Call it back, prep or right there. So Nikki Rackets is someone I have talked to about coming on the show. He's very busy. He does podcasting all day every day. He's always streaming. He's always doing stuff. I would like to get him on the show, especially with the Centering John lawsuit nonsense. Be good to get his take on it. I'll reach out to him again.

I'm trying to figure this out. Are we done here? I think we're done. Vic, great to see both of you. Oh, he's a pleasure. Three's a crowd, Vic, three's a crowd. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh wow! Are we down here? That's it, Quiar.

That was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go. Goodbye. That was really great. Goodbye. Let's talk about your mounts for China someone. Okay, so they do the x-rays of her hips.

Obsidian to the chair next to her, the doctor's on the other side of the table and he turns the screen around to show her that you have versitis that is not like anything seriously wrong with the actual joint. But as I'm looking, I just very playly see fucking pussy lips in the X-ray.

And I was like, oh, no the guy who stretched the neck out that sweater Your giant head All right, Ruined what love I have left Alright, ruined what love I have left for you.