Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep318 - The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael Revisited

Episode Date: June 16, 2022

We went back to see what June Diane Raphael and her friend Jessica have been up to. The answer is very little parenting, a lot of traveling, and a ton of crying uncontrollably. Great show ladies. Doug from Good Times Great Movies makes his long awaited return to talk about June's horrible experience trying to get coffee while on an all-expense paid trip to Tribeca. Poor thing. Also, Remi Bader is too fat to ride horses and Stuttering John retires from performing comedy. This one's crazy, there's a lot of speculation and slander about yours truly. Also, we make a very big announcement! https://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode You know what I miss being are you a boner guy what a dick what are you talking about cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slap Aruni it's show time W-A-T-P-B-A-T-P! Hello, everyone. It makes a cousin of Reeves. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that 100% relies on this functional alcoholic for their content.

I'm said alcoholic, Carl. With me this week, the only guy who does a podcast about movies from good times great movies, it's Doug. Oh, Carl, I am so glad to be back. It's been like a year. What? Honestly, is that true? I don't know.

I think it is. Well, it's great to have you back, buddy. I, we got to hang out in Philly with Tony from Hector movies. Tony, fun. And that was fun. And that was fun. Also, Andy is here. He dropped by crashing the party.

Crashing the party. Trucker Andy. Thanks for joining us. This is our third midweek edition. These are the episodes we catch up on all the regular low calls. And I have to say, the reason why we started doing a midweek show is specifically for weeks just like this week. So much has happened.

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you get podcasts, and then shit over us in the comments section. Who knows? Maybe a review girl will swing by later today to read those reviews. But first, we'll be reviewing the woman that is so horrible, not even Jason Manzoukis can make up for her. The woman who is ruined, how did this get made? June Diane Rafeville does a show with her friend

called The Deep Dive. Let's go into it. This is a show called The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Cla and June Diane Rayfield. And we've talked about this before because June wasn't always someone that we disliked so much over the last five or six years. She's become insufferable to the point where I can't listen to how this can be made. I show I used to love.

And when she gets together with her friend, Jessica to say, Claire, wow, try to stay awake people. Let's, let's do a little experiment. Listen to an hour log episode of these two women talk about nothing. And I'll give you a quiz at the end, 20 questions, even get half of them right. I didn't even pay attention to what they're talking about. Yeah, you're right. I mean, I don't know what they're doing. Like, okay, so I came on my favorite episode that I was on because those who on one side listen to, I'm just kidding. I mean, I don't know what they're doing. Like, okay, so I came on my favorite episode that I was on because those who on one side listen to, I'm just kidding, I listen all the time. How did this get made? When I came off of that, that was so much fun to rip apart. And then it was

about a year ago, I listened to you guys do the deep dive. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I texted you afterwards and I was like, wait, Judea and Riffield goes to see a medium and they're talking about it on a podcast. I think they're so seriously. Yeah, there's nothing she could say. Like, it used to be that she was kind of like the butt of the joke and she'd say, we did go six and a minute, what are you talking about?

And now she's like, I don't think there were enough gay people on this group of people. Yeah, I, yes, correct you. There were enough gay people. Yeah, it's like the mainlining estrogen listening to that. And, and gay people. Yeah, it's like mainlining estrogen. Yeah, listening to that and Wokeness to it's insane. Well this podcast is even more insane because I don't know what they're doing I don't know what the purpose of this podcast is after listening to multiple episodes Preparing I still don't know who this is for

What they're trying to accomplish with this. Because like you said, all they're doing is telling stories about their lives that meander, that go nowhere, that have no point to them. And then entertainers. Well, they think they're entertaining. But one of the biggest problems with both of these women is they talk in their weird sing-songy voices and they do these weird characters. They don't know how to be themselves at all.

They're both actors. So they don't know how to be themselves at all. They're both actors, so they don't know how to be themselves. Yeah. All right. What do you have to maybe sum up the show here, Doug? I don't even have anything to sum up the show. Every clip sounds the same. It's just them talking about nonsense and telling stories. But if you want to start with my clip for, I really went into this thinking, I'm going to tear apart June Diane because she's terrible. I quickly sort of changed my tune because I need Jessica's words. I think you might be right. Telling the story. With all my clips, I had to cut out long pauses with both of them. But

play number four, this gives you a sense of what terrible women and the thing I really picked up on terrible parents these two are. The night before Mother's Day, I like gathered up all night crazy meds, I take in the night, and then like for some reason fell asleep before I took them and they like were littered on the bed. And the next day I was like, I have a migrant, I don't feel well. Oh God. the bed and the next day I was like I have a migrant I don't feel well oh god and then in the night I was like Dan's like what are all these pills in the bed like it's like the train spotting like I

was like why didn't I take them and that was like that's why I was crying all day. This is a one who has children running around her house and she's leaving prescription pills littered all over her bedroom. Also, if she doesn't take these pills, she cries all day and this show is mostly about mental health. Yes. They're constantly talking about mental health

and what you need to do in order to be well. And I have a fun little clip on here. Yeah. Because on the episode, Goose is loose. Oh, June comes to the realization, finally, that every day and again, you should have fun. Maybe enjoy your life. They're both pretty wealthy.

They could have fun, they can go on trips, they could do things. And June says, you know what, in order to really make change in the world, we have to be joyful and enjoy our lives. Like, yeah, a good point. And then Jessica immediately ruined all of that.

But it was a lot of good old fashioned fun. You got a good old fashioned fun. And I know we talked about it before, but I really do believe we need it. We need it. It's the only antidote right now. And we need to remind ourselves what we're fighting for, why it's important to be alive and be together. And it's just so important. Yeah. And I've been thinking a lot, June, about when I have come to this podcast feeling down about the world. And obviously there's some things going on that are just horrendous. And we obviously I don't want to like not validate people's grief, but you always say to me, like, that's not a helpful place to stay because that's not action.

That's not motivation. You know, and so I really do feel like we have to not be dragged under the current and say, I heard today two thirds of Americans do not support the overturning of Rovers' way. All June was saying she had a nice time with this wedding. And she just say, it's okay to have a nice time. And Jessica's like, yeah, but she's no, they might over turn her over. So it's like, oh, fuck.

And we just like the mood for a half, a second lady is always. Oh my god. Carl, can I suggest that you play a clip very similar? What I did was I cut Jessica out of my clip with this. I'm approaching this from a very different standpoint because after Jessica brings up Roe v Wade, June has to like backtrack and be like, well yeah, oh no, no, all of that's important.

So she goes, I don't know, I'm also miserable. No, I didn't have fun at the wedding. No, I know, I know, it's terrible. We're right to be taken away. I'm here, I am fun. It's, but it's wild because she justifies it in the craziest way possible.

Play 23. Okay. We needed, it's the only antidote right now, and we need to remind ourselves what we're fighting for, why it's important to be alive and be together, and yeah, this certainly doesn't dismiss the real grief and horror that so many people are feeling and are living through.

But for me personally, I feel like I have more to give when I also don't deny joy and let myself really experience the joys and gifts of life to remind myself like what it is that we're fighting for. You do not have to justify being happy. That's where these people have gotten to in their lives. They're just like, look, I know I'm going to ask for being happy, but sometimes I'm in a good mood. That's fine. Yeah, they feel guilty. They're in a good place. Are you the one bobbing Ukraine? Then you're fine. We're not mad at you. Is that your fault? Is that your fault?

There's nothing you can do. From their stories, they are so rarely in a good place. They told this long, pointless story about a wedding. And it was just like, we had so much fun. And then they decided, oh no, we can't say that. We have to justify that us jumping in a pool of the wedding made us more on point for the fight and the struggle that we're going to have to take on. But we leave and go back home.

Yeah, I actually have a clip from some of that because that was a pretty long part of the show. But this vagina talk gets real spicy and Jessica can't handle it. Now, and I wore a dress in which the slit on the side was so high that I could not wear underwear or a thong. There were no thongs I owned. It was to a spot that was like a way above my vagina. Right? Oh, yeah.

Wow! I even know. Whoa, okay. Yeah. Wow, above your it no. Whoa, okay. Yeah. Wow, above your vagina. Clown thing. A above your vagina. Whoa.

Should have worn out the Borat Singlet. Oh God, please no. Please no. That's, there's so much discussion of vaginas and be the one kind of discussion about being the seats of vaginas. The opposite. It's so bizarre though,

because I have no issue with this. Listen, I am in my 40s, but these two ladies are in their 40s. Like these are not the types of conversations I would assume I'm gonna hear if I'm tuning into the show. Oh, in their 40s? Are you sure about that? Yes, just because 45 in June is 41.

Oh, Jesus, okay. Yeah. So she's a right 41. But the amount of apathy they have, and I know they're joking, I know they're trying to be a little bit playful. But at one point, I can't remember if it's June or Jessica are talking about

how their kid is sick and home from school. And they're like, well, I'm just not going to have them go back to school again this year, even though there's none of them on the left. I feel like school's over. Like this is not good parenting. No. What are you doing? It's horrible parenting.

Does that play my number five? This is Jessica talking about how hungover she was during Mother's Day. You know when you're like half-deparent, but you just can't. So like, you're like, if I just go to a park and they can run around me and I'll just lay in the park and try to like, I just laid there and tried to soak up the sun. See if the sun's rays could take bring me back to life. Right. Did they? No. to soak up the sun, see if the sun's rays could take, bring me back to life. Right. Did they? No.

It's I have kids and I am not going to, you know, chastise anyone's parenting. Sometimes you have to sneak off to the garage to pretend to do stuff, but just drink as many beers as you can before you have dinner with your family or you need an edible to get through that little league game or dance recital. So I injure it off in the bathroom with then you're shitting. No I know I get it. 100%. I'm gonna say that.

I gotta shitting again. I should have shitting a lot today. You've been rapper's at Taco Bell as you never even ate. Just later on the house, yeah that's why I keep chitting so much. There's women in the pole balding events, your baby's gonna have to shit. But all these ladies are doing is they're preparing their husbands for the inevitable, inevitable divorces that they are going to have to deal with. And if they ever get into some sort of

amber herd Johnny Depp thing, they could just play these episodes in the courtroom. And Paul Sheer and whoever this Dan guy is, like they will get everything in this to work. I love this, another clip that I have talking about Mother's Day. And, you know, like you were saying, that you know, everything there is to know about mental health for some reason. This woman had to sleep for 12 hours during Mother's Day. And, you know, like you were saying, you know, everything there is to know about mental health for some reason.

This woman had to sleep for 12 hours during Mother's Day. And that's just amazing. You know, I don't subscribe to a Mother's Day in which we are taking care of children. Like that's not, that's right. That's not my kind of Mother's Day. I believe it should be a reprieve. I, and I had another deep diver who said she checked herself into a hotel on your recommendation. A deep diver is a listener to the show. And I really did lean in

for the for one of the first times to you know today is what it is like I don't feel well so I'm gonna take it to our nap like great great. So this is something I picked up on because I don't I'm not privy to these conversations between women, but it seems like they feel bad about their bad behavior. So they say it out loud to each other and then justify it and like, oh yeah, no, that's fine. Oh, I fucked a pool boy every Tuesday.

Good for you. You should fuck the pool boy every Tuesday. Fuck your husband. Like they just, they just say the quiet part loud and they both go, no, that's great. This is just two broads getting branched, right? And they record it. That's all this sounds like me.

It really is. Carl speaking of these deep divers, they talk about them constantly. First of all, just for listeners, in case you're interested, they pay a lot of attention to Twitter. And they pay a lot of attention to their reviews on iTunes. I did scroll through. And there were some people that gave them one star and said,

June, I don't want to be your friend, which is great, which is great. That's what you told them to do a year ago. But they bring up deep divers. And I want you to play 24 because they're having a real impact in women's lives. And they talk about these changes that they've inspired in people, but it's really telling to hear what people get out of the show. But the response has really just been like, thank you for introducing me to Red Bull Vodkas and Sparkling. You know, a lot of pictures of like, here's me turning it up. You

know, so like, no, there's been, I've seen pictures of these girls weekends happening. Like, I'm just love it. So I love it. I think they think they're, they're shows more important than it is, but they're very excited that people who, I guess had never followed Lindsey Lohan didn't know Red Bull vodka. I read the word to college. You know, I'm running the bucket and losers that have never had a red Bull vodka in their life and learn about it from this podcast. I want to thank you guys for introducing me to day drinking. I had no idea.

This was a thing. This is amazing. It's how I do now. I want to thank the Stuttering John podcast for introducing me to Corz Light. Never heard of it. How do you process silver boule? Yes, it's silver boule. It's French, right?

I do have, I cut up a bunch of their stories. So I sent you a bunch of clips that say like book one and I don't know, roaches or whatever they're talking about. Yeah. Let's set up this book discussion because this was wild. So just play my number eight because I guess Jessica is writing a book or so. I don't know. Just play it and we'll figure it out. Okay, we've booked like an Ohio retreat to write the book. I mean, it's I know you think this is ridiculous and you did say to us on text, it's a very light book.

It's a very small book. Okay, first of all, she has to get away from her kids, her family, to write this book. And- Probably about parenting, too. It's really good. It's probably about- It's probably about-

It's probably about great housewife and mob. I spent two months in Mexico writing this book. She spent so much time in Mexico. That's the other thing. They're constantly on vacation. Well, yeah, but they're miserable. So it's okay. They're miserable.

And I just wonder like at the beginning of their show It's like we're just hanging out. We got kids hanging off our tits and we're just like you ladies Yeah, yeah, we're the campfire. We're just trying to get by and it's like you're not trying to get by Yeah, you guys have a new fucking Netflix show that's out. You just cast a seven figure check and now you're going to Mexico I had to go to Cosmell and recharge my batteries. So it could be pissed off. But no person's way. I know you're in the middle of a bit right now,

but I have to play this because we're talking about it. So Jessica is talking about this annual vacation to Mexico she takes with her father. And the way June talks is so annoying. And on Wednesday, we are heading to Mexico with my father for our annual trip, which has been put off for two years now to San Miguel, I end day, the happiest place on earth. Wow. We go just the three of us for days of not two. You and your dad? That's correct. I did not know about this trip and

such like three. Formation. Is this how people talk to each other? Wow. Wait, dog. Remember what I was in Philly? And we went to that restaurant. And it went to Miko and she'd be tongue-gong. Actually, I think God got a cheese steak at the rest of my You're going a little over the top now with your fillies, yeah We got it you guys are a fill it's an hour a little big by the curtain. I think you forgot both Tony I got a cheese both got cheese sticks And you're like what the fuck is going on? I'm gonna find I'll get Buffalo wigs break about

And you're like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, fine, I'll get Buffalo Wigs. Bring about Jesus. That's what we're doing. Anyway, I just, June is not a real person. I don't think she's a real person. I don't think she's a real person. Oh my gosh, you went to Mexico. Yeah.

I did. What's it to you? Back to your desk. No, no, no, no, no, no, you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, number 21. I had to cut the first five minutes as meandering story, but I will sum it up. Jessica goes to Mexico and her daughter hears a mariachi band and she dances in the street. This took five minutes for her to talk about. So here's the very end of this clip and June's insane reaction. And then we hit a very famous place for Churros and chocolate at about 10 30 at night. This is the wildest thing I ever did here.

What? That's part of that as wild. I have no idea. What is it? I put in the reaction of music in Mexico. Why is it saying it so sassy into the microphone like that? That's a lot of what they do. It's so amazing.

I guess I've hard for some appropriate. Yeah, it's not appropriate response to any of that. Well, do you think that maybe they don't have good listening skills? Because I got the sense, if I hung out with these women, I'd have bad listening skills too, purposely. Yep. You know, one hundred percent. They're not listening. They're just when one stops talking, the other one responds with some cliche, wow, that's amazing. And then on to the next pointless story. But Carl, you were talking about how Jessica

goes on vacations with her dad every year. Sure. I found it fascinating that this elderly man pays for these vacations. She was very clear about that. And she tells a great story, if you play my number 20, about a vacation she had with her dad in her mid 20s. And we would do separate trips with my dad. Sometimes they were to bring me to, you

know, a place like Tucson to tell me I need to get my shit together at 25, which I've never forget in the middle of the desert. He said if you want to become an actor just fucking do it and stop complaining about it don't blame me for this shit. I like her dad. I like everything about this guy. The kind of his gym. I like his attitude. I like everything about him. He's not during the desert. Figure it out. And she didn't. By the way, if Paris Hilton's dad had done that, there'd be a movie about it, three books.

She'd be in front of Congress talking about it. I can't have fathers telling their daughters to get their shit together. It's outrageous. Oh, yeah, her dad has had fucking had it. And it's not a man. This old man, she talks about still vacationing this guy. I'm like, you are making gobs of money. Can you please just send this man away without you watching?

But I am a trip somewhere on his own. He will be having the time of his life. No, he has to pay for it and hang out with this woman the entire time. Can't believe it. It's not a problem. But we weren't talking about how she's writing a book. Yeah, so let's get back to the book.

June said it's a light book. It's time. I was not expecting. Play number nine, this was not what I was expecting when she was talking about a small book. Yeah, it's like two inches by two inches. It's like those things that you pick up, you know, at the checkout aisle.

Two inches by two inches. What kind of book is that? That's a book. That's a flip card, too, and I believe. Yeah. I think one of these books, whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. I've never seen a book like that. This all sounds like a joke. Like some publisher has her on the hook for some nonsense book that's never going to be made or written. And then they talk to like a coffee table book for a dollhouse.

You just find two. It's just a one word on these days. Yeah, it's crazy. And they don't understand publishing. This isn't how it works. Play number 10 to end this dumb book story. It's a miniature book about miniature books, Jerry. I think if anything, we won't have enough space.

They'll say like we run out of paper or like we don't have it has to be an audio format because there's too much to say. What's that? That's not what. That's not how publishing works. Yeah, you're not following the thread. Yeah. And also this book is anything like their podcast. There's nothing to say. It could fit in a two by two book.

All right. I have another clip from that same section. The one thing that pissed me off, you did pick up on. It's a very light book. It's a very light book. It's a very small book Yeah, it's like it's like two inches by two inches. It's like those things that you pick up You know at the checkout aisle of Barnes and notes and we can't stop Barnes and notes

Check out counter of Barnes and nobs It's like Blooming's remember when Arty Lang I'll piss off because his assistant called Bloomingdale's Blooming's Great. Like that's a, that's an offense that's worth fighting about right there. Barnes and Noobs. I would have chucked my headphones off. Like we're, I'm done with this. This is over.

Did you notice, so we talked about how they're terrible parents. If you play my number seven, I think they must have said something that would have gotten CPS involved. They're editing or chopped something out of this because the abrupt cut to them reacting not to what they just said is troubling. And they have times on Sunday that you can drop your kid off for like two hours at a time, okay? So like that's wonderful. Yeah, I mean Stakes wow

A lot better We got a new game that's a good option. Yeah, let's try to fill in the blank it was she said You can drop up your kid and then pick them up at any time you want later in the week, the next month. There's several bars in the area. I just give blackout drug and then if my kids at home the next morning, it's a miracle. I don't know. I don't know. Somebody should see if Paul she is okay.

Like somebody should see that if he's all right. He's not. I don't know if that Grayson Frankie money might be worth it that shows over now. So I'm sure that's drying up. Like, I don't know what he does for money other than the podcast, but he must be living off her for a while

and I don't know if it's worth it. I thought she always had a bunch of projects going out. Am I wrong about that? I know she wrote a book about a political book about like Voting women's Like that. And now she's writing another two by two book about how well that book Yeah, I just I don't know what she's got going on But just some of these stories played played 37 and I can't imagine what Paul Sheer has to deal with daily two days after my mom died

I was in our house and for some reason I went for a walk and I Saw dead bird on the sidewalk a dead baby bird I look like I'd have fallen out of the tree I like a nest or something and I Listening to your podcast. Yeah. And I went into the fridge to get something and like a bunch of diacokes fell all over the place.

And I was like, I freaked. All right. You know what this reminds me of, don't you? What I know, I have no idea. I was an Amy Schumer on Howard Stern and they spent an hour and a half the two of them going, oh my God,

I can't handle life, life is so difficult. I know I'm a mess, I'm a wreck, everything that happens, I have to hide in the corner, I cry myself to sleep every day, I'm like, what the, is this like the cool thing to do now is to talk about how you suck it life Yeah, I've said about everything if you look at the internet you cry out loud Just another excuse to have your assistant get you a diet coke. Oh, what time all these diet coaks fell out of my fridge

I can't even please get it for me. I open my garage today. It's a true story and there was a chipmunk in there I might never go in my garage today is a true story and there was a chipmunk in there. I might never go make a garage again Just the fact that Paul sheer has to listen to her scream and flip out in the kitchen And then she decides to come for a walk and I guess he hears her yelling through the windows of this I guess the years are yelling through the windows of this house. I think this has to be a daily occurrence for him. Are you okay? The day it goes, it takes me again! I'm gonna take it.

I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it.

I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. Oh, yes. So they're talking at one point about, what category is this podcast? Do you have any clue on this?

Is this under health and wellness? I didn't check. I don't know, I do. Why does these shows are under like health and wellness instead of comedy or something that would be more well known? Because they want to be able to rank high in their category. This is the opposite of health or wellness. They should be a new category called like time wasting nonsense.

That's a good idea. So that should fall in on that. That's a good idea. Yep. And if you have the ability to leave your kids for weeks at a time and jet set around the globe, I guess this is health and wellness. Time wasting nonsense with hell sparks.

I never underrated shout. All right, I'm sorry. I dropped it. Do you go ahead? What were you saying? No, we talked about their husbands. And at one point, they're talking about rats. And then they start talking about roaches.

And this is a clip of Jessica talking about her husband's reaction to seeing a roach. But I will say that eventually when he just had enough of her bullshit, she could say the same thing about when he just had enough of her bullshit, she could say the same thing about when he left her. And June's reaction, all of this would be just as appropriate. It's number 12. And Dan packed his bag, dommed his hat, and said, I'll be on the 515 to Princeton. And I bid you, I understand.

I understand. I understand. He literally just left. Yeah, no, I completely under he washed his hands of it Also, we don't his head come on I bid you a fair fucking That's a lot of fun here. She's married to the star of a 1940s New York Yeah, that guys off you know what to miss your flight over this cockroach?

Someone has to kill? No, I'm just going to go catch my flight. Sorry. Oh, that's cool. Don't get me. I have a quick clip on the rats that I just had a question for I'll open up to anyone here. What this means.

Whenever our friends from the UCB, you shall remain nameless. He was watching TV and you heard a rattle rattle. He opened up his of fantasy, a gigantic rat. It came up through, it came up through the like where the, you know, you cook things on the stovetop. How do rats come up to the stovetop? Does that, I think it's a cartoon she's living in. Okay. Good. That would make more sense. So the Tom was there, Jerry, they were running around.

I had a broom, but you could always get my ankles. Yep. What the fuck? Came up through the thing and then you cook stuff on. By the way, she's no idea what an open or a side dish. Yeah, that's the most beautifully obvious thing. Yeah, it was a slow gas leak and you hallucinated all that. I bet you would know the Spanish words for stovetop.

And often before she would know what actually is. In English, see, that's a joke about how they have help. Anyway. Can we keep talking about rats for just one second? Of course. Jessica, who told that story, has so much rat knowledge. I'm sure she did her own research, which is a great idea. Her methods of how to, I guess, kill rats

are a little questionable. It's my 13. Here's the deal, like, they go on memory, okay? And so if you, what you really want to do is drive them insane by blocking up their holes because they'll keep going back to the same place. They'll slowly go insane. And I mean, they're battling. They're battling when they go insane. Like, they die again. I don't know what was on. What?

Oh, what are you talking about? I wish it would block up her holes. I don't think any of that is true You know that you want to confuse Rats on that's how you get rid of them Yeah, June is very worried she's like what happens when they go insane Yeah, I'm an insane rat running around by now I have a rat screw playing I have a rat screw playing all work and no playing into a diary all day long

Oh no That's a movie from the 70s. You probably haven't seen it. No, no, no. No. I just just over there. First I TDI movies are over. We get the points. This is just you can die now. Guys, that's a reference to the fact that Doug is out of show. A good times great movies and him and Jamie is co-host. Only talk about eight of his movies. I'm going to do a point for your show, asshole. I'll check it out.

I'm going to work with you. Doug's like, show it up. Don't tell him about my show. I'm not here to talk about my show. I tried. I tried to work that internationally. I appreciate it. Funny.

Hey, you talked about them not listening to each other. Yeah. 2014, because June's talking about her allergies, which is fascinating. I cut at least a minute worth of pausing out of this one little clip. Jessica, clearly not listening. My allergies, I know. When I reached out to my doctor, he told me to take the special concoction of all these different things.

And he said, and I don't think I shared this with you. He said, it's going to take two weeks. Oh, I came on a bitch and moaned and said, it's not working. Nothing's working. Two weeks later now and they're gone. So that was very nice. Great. Wow. Totally tuned out to the conversation.

My Dodger said it's going to take two weeks. And after three days, I bet she's not working. And then he said, yeah, Moron, I told you two weeks. And the two weeks later, it did work. Give it nine more days. Great. Yep. Great. You, great.

You know, there was at least two podcast episodes of her complaining about her allergies too. That would be anyone's reaction to that. Oh yeah, my doctor told me to do something and I bitch because it took so long. Okay, great. Great. I broke my leg and my doctor said it wouldn't be better

tomorrow and I'm like, I need a second opinion on this. All right, this is exciting stuff. This is pretty riveting. I know that when I get out of podcast, I like to talk about emailing and texting. And I want to know about how you email people and do you reply, oh, and what's the email thread look like? Regardless, I like to share.

I like to share. I know about you. That's very interesting. Sometimes you like to get information out of we just experience with this with Sam Sterny Vossen and and some hair and makeup people that we're trying to book for something, but you get information out both via text message and email concurrently. So there's a message that goes out. That's it. If I think about it, would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to this?

Why wouldn't you stop yourself as you know what I've noticed to you? What do you listen to this? Why wouldn't you stop yourself as you're like, you know what I've noticed about you? Is it you'll send a text and an email when there's something important that you want to communicate? And then it gets even worse than that dog. Are you on? Do you open up a browser to get to your email? Yeah, every time and sometimes like multiple, multiple different browsers are open. At right now there are 16 browsers open most of them are Gmail. I just every time I need to check my email I type gmail.com don't let's not boring as the rat conversation and we're not cutting either of them okay okay okay I just gotta clarify one thing I to clarify. They seem like they were actually getting some feedback

in real time, like, oh, someone's saying this is really boring. What up, you don't care, why not? I just got to clarify one thing. When you say you're not opening up 16 different browsers because that would mean you have like Safari, Safari, like Chrome, Chrome, like all sorts of things. You mean you're opening up like 16 different pages

on like tests. Ah, I can't fucking take it. Whatever. She's like, there's like 16 different browsers, right? It's like, the discussion. This is on a podcast. The living paid for her. It goes on for a while too.

There's just a couple little choice nuggets from that conversation that they have about emailing and email threads. And they're literally like notes that they should be giving each other off air. Right? Like, by the way, communication's been tough lately. Not like during the show, be like,

yeah, I noticed that like sometimes you'll just reply to one person and then the thread ends, but then a new thread start. Oh, that's it. You've talked about this with other podcasts before. I think they're just trying to fill an hour. These are about an hour 10, every single episode really doesn't deviate. So I think they do just have a clock there.

They get to their hour. They realize, Oh, intro, outro, we dumping ads. It's going to be an hour 10. There we go in and out. What nonsense can we talk about? Yeah. Just the most interesting things that happen. Apparently, yeah.

Oh, a car. Let's talk a little bit about what they did over Mother's Day weekend, which has not spent time with their family or children. They went to a gay wedding, which was the greatest thing ever. I didn't pull a whole lot from this wedding because it was so boring. It's so boring. But if you play my 18, it's nonsense. It's the whole story is so stupid. You would think they were the first people

to ever go to a party before. The way they're describing this shit, you're like, yeah, I know, I know. I'm just, what, I get it. The way that she builds up jumping in a pool as though it's the most insane thing someone has ever done is crazy that I listened to this story which went for 20 minutes to get to her jumping in a pool and losing her, I don't know, tapes on it, though, and

that we talked about before. But play 18 because I found this very bizarre. It was like every single person you laid your eyes upon and even people who were not there, okay, who had other people give speeches for that. Not a single confusing feeling on anyone's part. What does that mean? A single confusing feeling on anyone's part. Is this again where they're confused why people aren't crying at all times?

Like, I saw people smiling there. I saw people having a good time. They were happy for the couple. It was bizarre, like do they know about a Borscht and you cray, like what's going on here? Inflation, you guys see how much it costs for a gallon of gas? Why is everyone celebrating right now?

Yeah, I'd like to back up to the portion where somebody gave a speech on behalf of somebody else that wasn't there. Yeah, that's it. What's Andy? Andy? I could you imagine being invited? No, no, better yet. Could you imagine inviting someone to your wedding? They're like, no, I'm not gonna fucking go there. But you know what? I'm sending someone on my behalf to read a speech. Right. What? I unheard of. Only in a gay. Would that happen? And also when that person's Dental to speech, please send them back to my house because they're also cooking me dinner that night.

That's my unbelievable. There was two grooms if you could believe that. Wow. What? Oh, speaking of unheard of, Carl, can you play my quote unquote celebrity? Super cut. It's number two where they talk about all these famous people. And at every turn, I'm like, I don't know who the fuck Did Casey tell you to do that shit. My list said to the medium. I was at Matt Maconkey's Santa Maria and then Michael got in Mike Matt's birth mom jumped in. Well, and I can imagine Rebecca who is of course the wedding planner Max biological brother and half brother Brendan BB did something that was just so wonderful

You know Gina Rodriguez Cody V Gina Rodriguez Kissy will shock you by calling God bless John let's Carl Hornbauer Carl Hornbauer That's my new, Carl Hornbauer. Carl Hornbauer, that's my new name. Carl Hornbauer. I put him at the end for that particular reason. It's too bad he's already famous.

He's ready to get down. He's ready to get down. He's kicking doubts. He's a pro. He's a good producer, that's why. Carl Hornbauer. It works on a lot of different levels. What a mess. What a massive

story. This is a complete mess. Oh, just sticking in this wedding, maybe Carl, you have something to do. Can you play 19, which is a strange clip, but it's even more strange. I'll reveal why this is even more bizarre after you play it. I said you know we're we have to show very strong leadership at this reception. Yes, of course. Of course. Very strong leadership. Oh, yes. You set the tone. The bridesmaid set of the tone. Yes, and again, we weren't bridesmaids. So so June is talking about this wedding that she was invited to and blah blah blah. And she jumped in a pool. It was amazing. The weirdest thing is it is revealed later. Jessica was also at this wedding. Apparently, they didn't know that each other was at this wedding. She, no, she wasn't a pride's maid. She, no, she jumped in a pool afterwards.

I don't think she was there. It's very strange. Yeah, it doesn't seem plausible. If they would both be at a place without a loser. I was like, one of those things where June went to the ceremony, but what Jessica went to the reception. Right. They put in one half, but they weren't there together.

Fucking weirdos. I'm out of clips. I know that you have a lot on here, Doug. So I'll let you choose what you think we should hit before we move on. All right, let's start into a pretty long story here. Playment number 26. I found this very appropriate to some stuff we'll talk about.

She's a beautiful woman and I would say she's gorgeous. I say, okay, let's all take a moment and appreciate what Vera is working with right now. And she would be like, oh my god, thank you. But like, that's why sexual harassment, if I'm, and Zach, what's has said, I'm the most sexually aggressive member of almost every cast. And you're in. So let's, this got me thinking. Yeah, back when I was on and we talked about how this get made. I think it was actually an episode or two after that. They were on and they were talking about this movie,

A Talking Cat, which is great. I really should watch that movie. It's fantastic. I have multiple times. Okay, great. So, and they were talking about... And actually, you said that wrong. There's a question mark at the end of the movie's call. Oh, no, no, no.

There's a talking cat. Like an internal bang. That's the thing with the movie. But, in case you were going to Google, I want to make sure I can find it. So, during that episode, the cast, the podcast host started to talk about one of the actresses who was pretty young in the movie, but now she's on Instagram.

That's right. They went on her Instagram. They made a bunch of, I'm going to say quote unquote inappropriate comments. The racy thing. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't appropriate at all. Oh, no, it was actually quite tame, right? But I think this girl said something and at the start of the next episode,

Paul had some disclaimer, like apologizing for the comments that were made. They added it out of the show. They had to go back and add it out because she's like, oh, why was she gonna tattoo under thigh? Oh, look at that outfit. The most lame shit. This woman just wrote a comment like, well, I can she got a tattoo under thigh? Oh, look at that outfit. It's like the most lame shit. This woman just wrote a comment like,

wow, I can't believe these people who I look up to and I'm a bit of fan of our commenting on what I'm dressed like or whatever she said. It was literally that team of a back and forth. They're like, sorry, everybody. We took a dad. We'll never exist in the internet again. You go up to hear that.

I know. It wasn't even, I wish it was Paul Sheer screaming. It was the most somber tone, just even keel. He sounded like he was gonna cry. Jason that said it by the way, he was a first one, and then Paul had to like back pedal, like out of the fucking room about the fact that she just like a skank on Instagram

and something he said, wow, that's hot. That's like all that happened. Yeah. So here's the thing, I decided to go back. I was like, oh, I'll go back. I like all that happened. Yeah. So here's the thing. I decided to go back. I was like, oh, I'll go back. I'll find that episode. I'll listen to it and everything.

Because I could not believe. I was like, wait, June's on this podcast. She was on there. Wonder what she said. I couldn't wait to hear. Turns out Carl, on that episode, you know how sometimes if a host isn't there, June every time, they bring in someone else.

Yeah. It was Jessica's thing, Claire. Oh, yeah was Jessica Sinclair. Oh, yes, exactly. So this is very telling because now if you play 27, they get into victim blaming. And then they talk about how it was okay to act this way in their day. All of the stuff that they would not accept from any, I'm going to say man out there who may have had inappropriate behavior. Play 27, it's fascinating. We can't have a different time. We're from a different time, okay.

I just can't really believe it's a compliment. We're from a different world. If someone's, we're going to have to cut this, but if someone's ass is looking so good, yeah, in a pair of trousers. Oh, trousers. And they're really turning it up. And they're beating me that in a royal room. You'll be damned if you can't say something about it. I gotta say something.

I can't, I can't believe it. I couldn't believe I was hearing this. Look, I may have said, check out the games on that broad a few times because her legs are great nice looking pins Dairy air and those don't gris. Whoa don't gris handy She got the leader. Oh please. Oh cancel me My god, yeah, I was I was writing notes of things to say and I literally wrote down Harvey Weinstein before Jessica St. Claire kept talking play 28 to round this out. You know, and sometimes like in order if Lenin and I are fighting

in order to like break the tension. I have to jump on top of her and I have to jump on top of her and pumping her so that so that she has the feel like my pelvis bone like into her just to like break the tension. And sometimes people are present. Yeah, don't don't so it's like you don't come and be employed baby. Yeah, we're giving.

Who is this? She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss.

She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss.

She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. She's the boss. be employed by her if they're not okay with this behavior. Yeah, that's what a Jack Russell Terrier would do. That's not your boss. It's almost like there's a double standard. Is that what you're trying to say, Doc?

Is that what you're picking up on here? It was really crazy. I see too. Has to. Yeah, I do. Because by the first one to come up with that, I don't know. I never heard of it. Everything else they were saying in this boring, boring show did not prepare me for them to start talking about that.

I really I was shocked. Riping some more nets you weren't ready for that. No, I got some tame, tame, what's. All right, one more, one more story if you can get into it. Yeah, because I think this was a different episode than the one you listened to. I see that you have like eight tracks about coffee. I know, it's that one. We're going to be talking about.

Yep. Because it's amazing. So, if you play number 30, I just want to set up this tale of privilege and narcissism. Yep. And again, I know it's a privilege to travel and stay. And I know all those things, folks. But I stayed at a hotel in Tribeca. I had a call time the next morning for whatever I was doing.

That was like, I don't know, 5.30 AM. I called, I see, because they left the little order of your breakfast here and then hanging on the door thing. And I thought, I see, because they left the little order your breakfast here and then hang in on the door thing. And I thought, Oh, great. Now, I see, I say big pot of coffee, skim milk, I'm spun, I fill it all out. And then it's like delivery hours. And the first slot is seven to seven.

There will be dead by then. And I thought, this will will this can't be right. Oh my gosh, this is, I'm already upset for this poor woman. She had to wait till seven a.m. to get a coffee. Yes, or seven 30. So not do. So June couldn't let it go. Also, Splendid.

What are you doing? Yeah, Splendid. Splendid. Splendid. Splendid. Splendid. Splendid. What are you doing? Yeah, play 31. She called downstairs about this good good She is so fucking rude to this guy He's poor guy down to this shemal man, and he says yeah, we don't serve until seven I said well can you bring up a coffee meat? Can you bring up is there an is not saying that there's no way to get coffee.

And he said, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, God. And then he kept on saying, but is there anything else that can help you with? And I said, finally, I said to him, I go, I'm going to ask you right now to stop saying anything else that can help you with. Because you haven't helped me with anything.

And that implies that you've already done something to help me. It's just a polite way to say, are we done here? Yeah. You know, like, are we done here as rude? But is there anything else I can help you with? That's the same fucking thing. Did I get off of this phone call with this maniac? Yeah.

I'm sorry, I don't have employees coming in at 5am for your fucking coffee. Yeah. What do you have for me? I don't know. Did you need directions to a Starbucks? Yeah. Right. All right. I can't. Right.

Oh, it goes on and on. I found this reveal incredible. It's number 32. Then I see it. It got so crazy. I'm like, he goes, there's a bodega across the street. They open at five and they said, how much am I paying for this room?

Now, meanwhile, I wasn't paying Netflix. Yeah. But we didn't need to get into those details. And he tells me the amount, again, that a giant corporation is paying for. What a fucking ass. So she literally made him read out how much money he costs to save the hotel.

Yep. And he had to look it up. How much that read was specifically. Right, right. And the $450 at your room costs comes with a bed and a toilet Yeah, and not coffee right all right coffee is actually yeah, it starts at seven you fucking Answering it to you. It's crazy I'm gonna skip the next few because she yells at him and tells him to stop talking about a bodega

Because it's not worth her time and energy to go to a bodega she shouldn't have to do that. At the end of this story, it's very long. Jessica now plays the role of the hotel employee and basically validates everything she says and says what this guy should have done in this situation.

It's 35. Actually what I need is, I am so sorry that we don't offer this. I get why that is insane. And I'm so sorry, there's unfortunately literally nothing I can do. I wish there was. Can I do anything else to do this healing me?

So in other words, he's supposed to say, this is all our fault. And we're terrible at the business that we're doing here. I'm filled with shame. Yeah. Can I get hit by a car running across the street to a bodega for you? That's what he should have said.

A ritual suicide, I believe. Jesus Christ, this guy makes as much money in a year as she's making out this trip. And she's like, this guy makes as much money in a year as she's making out this trip and she's like, this fucking asshole, did not satisfy my every need. Like, yeah, well, I'll get over it. I don't know how to tie it out. I couldn't believe it.

And you can't start with, I realized the traveling is a privilege and the customer will play a privilege, you can't start the story with that and then go into what a contour to a guy who makes a room wait. Like, it doesn't work that way. Tell me again, how much this room cost. Do it.

Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah, how much do you make an hour? All right, and divide that. And the time of that number is, I can buy and sell your ass. You're a piece of shit. Yeah, exactly.

I was ready for the story to end in her having him fired. I really, that would not have surprised me. These are horrible women. I bet those young women don't have a shop where. No, yeah. Yeah. Wait, good, good save for the end, Doug. That was wild.

Wow. Yeah. What a fucking asshole. It's a lot for you that they're both terrible. Yes. These two are terrible. I never want to listen to this again. Mm-hmm. No. This was your idea. So, I know. I never want to listen to this again.

No, this was your idea. So we'll see. It might happen again. It might happen again. All right, Doug, that brings us to the Bridge of the Week. Bridge of the Week. And in our last episode, our cringe of the week

was actually a TikTok that was promoting this podcast called Thoughtless Experiment. And Adam Thoreau went to go check out this show. And he's like, oh, this show is a bad. He said, if show about Whist is a wannabe come down, then these retards are a wannabe two bears one cave. And I have a couple clips here. This is just a funny one off thing.

They don't want to tell us the reality of why we're doing it. And that's what made me mad. Also, it made me mad because I feel like a pigeon held, like a lot of good teachers. It pigeon held. It's an pigeon hold. He thinks the pigeon hold is spelled H-O-L-D. Hey, you can't pigeon hold.

The best best of the whole. The pigeon held it. That's great, like a wrestling movie. That's great. That's great. I got corned held the other day. Yeah, you did. Yeah, the guy was hot.

All right, this is just them trying to riff and just their version of. And honestly, I don't know if two bears won cave is better than this, but this is an example. What's the band called? Killing in the name. Raise your hands to the scene. Raise your hands to the scene.

Inside of your Arabia. Hey everybody. Fuck the government. Fuck the government. You really have to be quieter than that. They'll get us all to the castle. So let's rock and roll. Let's do it quietly.

It was backfilling. I respect the cl- Telling you the best. Shh. Yeah. Get it, they'd be afraid of the government in Saudi Arabia so they would be quiet. Yeah when they're doing the rock show. I get it Not a great bid for an audio for man. Nope Not a great bit. Hey guys, check out this joke

Alright Let's see there's more to get to today. And I wanted to bring up this article that people were sharing with me because this is pretty funny. Andy, you brought on your worst of 2021 show, Talk Show. Oh, right. And this woman, Remy Bader, is a host on this show. She's a TikTok influencer.

She has two million followers on TikTok. And she's a plus size gal. You don't say influencer. Rummy Bader turned away at Montac Ranch called fat bitch. So apparently this woman wanted to ride the horses and they said no because she weighs over 240 pounds. She's not allowed to ride the horses. And Rummy was upset about this. God damn I hate this website.

It's the worst. So the son of the ranch's owner posted on his since deleted tick tock. When you're not a fat bitch, you can ride a deep hollow ranch. Let me get that one. Lose a few LPs and come on back. And that would be fine. That's a good slogan though. I think.

This one wanted to get out the horse. You are the horse. Let's get on you. See what happens. A Budweiser Clydesdale should be riding you a Witness on the trip tells a female ranch hand was leading them through the ins and outs of the fillies when she stopped Bader in front of the whole group and said you can't ride They told her she weighs too much. Guys, this is a real thing.

This is what fat people don't get. I was discriminated against. We're trying to kill horses. Do you understand? They care about these horses. I don't want to fuck them up. That's why horses stomach is dragging on the ground. Could you please get off of it?

I don't know. Why do you get yourself into that situation in the first place? Like, shouldn't she be aware that she probably shouldn't, couldn't ride these horses? Why are you not answering this? She should be aware of that. And the fact that she would then post a video complaining about it, like it's these people's fault.

These assholes wouldn't even let me destroy their horses. Yeah. They probably care about them. And probably animal cruelty isn't part of their business model. Would be my guess. I don't know. Throughout the process.

I'm really. The problem with this woman because I did a couple of deep times on her as we were reviewing her podcast. Her whole TikTok channel is her getting free clothes from like the worst places like Target. I would say Walmart like literally. The old Navy spring collection at the old Navy levels. I'm unboxing the old Navy summer

collection. Yeah, she's putting out fucking tents and going, whoa, this is so fashionable. I look so great. And she has all these followers because there's so many fat bitches. There's just too many fat. This is well documented by myself

at the Dickshaw. I mean, we know there's too many fat bitches. That's the too many fat, this is well documented by myself at the Dick's show, I mean we know! There's too many fat bitches, and that's the part of the problem. Alright, that's, I think that's enough on that story. I think we covered it pretty well. So without further ado... Yeah big news coming down from Stuttering John the Pike he was supposed to perform at this comedy club in early July. It was canceled. And John has announced that he's retiring from comedy. What? No. Come on.

Come on. And the way he starts off this episode, this comedy gonna do. What? Maybe all of comedy is over now. I'm not sure. Oh. The way he starts off, I've never seen John more somber

to start an episode of the Stuttering John podcast. Cause you know he's always like, welcome! Yeah. You're a real famous host. You know he's all proud of himself. And you gotta see this strange paper shirt he's wearing. Yeah.

Welcome everybody. Oh my God, look at that. Welcome to the Stuttering John podcast. This is your favorite world famous host, Stuttering John Melendez and a somber morning for me. There's the link. If you want to donate PayPal. Me, less John Melendez Inc.

So you want to see an inset? Yeah, you're the background. Well, the backbone is not high death. That's before you know, So you want to see an insect? Yeah, you're the background. Well, the background is not high-daff. That's my point now, my dad's, you can get a better photo of downtown LA that that. It looks like it's made out of Legos. It looks like a fake star box.

Yeah. All right, so John starts off his show, saying that he doesn't care if you trash him, he doesn't care if you want to read it, and the dabblers are not in this, he calls out the subreddit by name. Which he does care. Because recently he showed his email inbox by mistake at his show. And you can see in his inbox, he's emailing reddit trying to get threads and whole subreddit

taken down. He's DMCA striking all over the internet. So he's like, I don't care. You know, it doesn't matter. And then he's talking about Ryan Sharman. Now Ryan's been on this show. He was a moderator for Stuttering John. And if you remember when I was in, I was teasing he'd come on the show. John was going, Oh, Crayon Ryan's going to go on that loser's show. It's like, just saying Ryan, like it's built in but yeah yeah so this is uh... this is him talking about crying Ryan then Ryan says to me well I guess I shouldn't be a moderated and I go okay if that's how

you want all right amical departure now he spends his life untrashing me every living moment on trash in me. And this guy has children. Can you believe?

I'm sorry. I know where they go. And if he's married, his wife's cheating on. I cannot believe somebody with kids thinks I'm a dickhead. It sounds amicable though. I just want to point that out. Guys, I want to ask you because I have my own interpretation and I say it all the time.

So what does that mean? Why does he say any has children? Dog, what do you think that means? I think it means that he is threatening to murder the spans children. That's what I think too. I can take him. I can take him. I can take him. One head tied behind my back.

Oh, what, they're 12? All right, all right. Maybe I'll use both my arms for that. That's a fucking surrogate that. What do you guys think? What does he do? What I think he means is that somebody that's raising children should be doing it morally

and to trash, John is unethical. So I get a pass. Yeah, yeah. Right, yeah. I never procreate. It's like just shit I think what I want. But then again, my daughter's proud of the way that we trash it.

I mean, she doesn't have to be missing out on a whole lot of things. She had to think it's hilarious. I don't know, Carl, you were right originally. Like, he is the super villain. He's the reason why superheroes have secret identities. He's going after their families. He will kill people that you are close to hurt you. Okay.

He's not wrong. So then after that, he goes on to talk about how hockey puck in them used to be close friends, and how hockey puck's trashing him. And friends and how hockey puck's trashing them. And he still thinks hockey puck's responsible for getting people booted from his show for switching it to kids mode. Remember that whole thing?

He's complaining to YouTube for people getting kicked out of this room and everything like that. So he's still blaming hockey puck for that. He's just like, he's going through this whole thing. He's all upside. He's just like, everyone betrayed me. Yeah, right. I thought I'm a friend in the world. You know, he's going through all that kind of stuff. I'll record everything. I'll show them. So then he goes on because people are accusing him of creating sock accounts. Okay. See, this is the trolls. This is what they do.

Yeah, see this is the trolls. This is what they do. They make up lies. I'm I'm putting fake review. Okay, I'm not putting any fake reviews as much as crying, Ryan would like to believe so. His ridiculous theories because he's embedded in my life. He's entrenched with my life. They like to accuse me of having Socket counts called dumbass and domo And all is on the bullshit that has no basis No basis in reality No base in real. Okay, Jen the problem is that there's all these like internet sleuths. Yes, you've been caught or figuring this stuff out.

And I have to show these reviews because this comedy club that John got canceled from, they're claiming, we'll get into this, he talks more about it in these, but they're claiming that they were getting calls from people saying that if they let John perform comedy there, they'll give them one-star reviews on Yelp and on Google. And so the comedy club was just like, well, they'll give them one-star reviews on Yelp and on Google. And so the comedy club was just like,

well, we can't take one-star reviews. So they canceled John. So then John said, I want all my followers to give this comedy club one-star reviews to teach them a lesson. Sounds fair. And because John doesn't actually have people who enjoy his programming, he decided

to create his own soccer counts to do this. I called it Richard O'Hida. And this is some evidence here that I'm going to show you guys. So this is one on Yelp called Lance L from Jericho, New York. And it says, I'll meet a comedy call. This is the place that we're talking about here. So this is just yesterday or the day before. I really wanted to have a great time, but the service sucked the place, reaked of dog shit and smoke. Why did they live dog smoke

there? One star right now. And the reason why we know this is John for not just this reason, but more to come is that the only other review from this guy Lance L is for white planes comedy club. Oh, gums. Which is yes, where Frank works. Yeah, the boy friend, Mr. Gums of Chrissy Mayer. Any row. One star, just awful.

If R were you, I'd avoid this place like the plague. So articulate. Wow. Remember the amount avoid this place like the plague. So articulate. Wow, remember the emotional- You're the emotional- It's like the plague thing, all right? So let's look at more of what Lance Al has done. I apologize. That was not just those two.

There's two other ones. There's this Hollywood motor corporation that he says he enjoyed. Five stars. Yeah, that's a five-star. And then Schwartz accounting. You didn't smell like dog shit. I don't care to use these guys after they promise

to do my taxes yet then bucked and never returned my phone calls. And then at the end he says, you should avoid this place like the plague. Yeah. OK, so again, avoid it like the plague. That's a landfill thing. Also, how funny is that these like they promise to do my taxes and then bought you as he trying to get free tax yeah service

yeah they want to come in that they did not want to touch yeah for people involved but I want you to okay so so remember what we're seeing here so that's a lancel now a lot told him that if he makes under a certain amount he doesn't have to file taxes uh...

and i think that there's no taxes to be paid the governor knows you money so this is so that was uh... lance al this is mark j now mark j is from messa piqua new york which is where suddenly john is from and uh... in this review from uh... this is March of this year, Melo Buwinehikes, he says,

I am Centering John for both the Howard Search and J1O. I took a day on this beautiful hike, it's strongly recommended to anyone, looking for a good time and some outdoor exercises well. Curator, a guy that's great. Okay, next one is this rental car in Miami, Florida on February 28th where John was in Miami at this time.

I never usually write a review on here, but this time I will, I am an NYU graduate at two degrees, but I've not experienced such a cop that's smugged us in my life. What? They required a $500 deposit. I had only a credit card, they also required. Not only your insurance card to put a complete list

of all that is covered on your plan, this was not clear when I made a reservation, but the woman that helped me had such a kind of something smug attitude that I had to write. Avoid this place like the plague. Yes. It's a shady area, the outskirts of the airport. Don't bring your kids when you go there. Right. I have not experienced such incompetence and smugness outside of my own podcast. I know. And then once again, this is a different person. such incompetence and smugness outside of my own podcast. Yeah, I know.

And then once again, this is a different person, Mark Jay, and short to come. But you don't return text or calls. Even after knowing that for 20 years, Michael and Larry are disingenuous brothers void of compassion. He's so that's from 2018. Yeah. 20 years, you would have figured that out before.

So that's right. So obviously you would have figured that out before right so obviously This is these are John's soccer counts now. I got one more for you here is again Mark J Oh me in a comedy club. Where's comedy club ever food sucks comedy sucked bad atmosphere And then this person also has a mellow who wide hikes five star review From the same day. So John is all of these different accounts that he's going on Yelp and putting on these reviews. It's provable at this point.

And this is amazing. It's Ryan Sharman actually pointed this one out to me. You guys are going to love this. So when I was on with Monique and we were doing the interview with Radio Gunnk, there was a person who was commenting in real time named Dan Fogel. And when we were talking about how Ryan shared with Monique that John called her a cunt, a two-faced cunt actually, because John goes, I'd never mean Malta, I'd never say anything bad about her. And then she's like, well, no, Ryan showed me a DM, a screenshot where you called me a con. So Dan Fogel says, you expected Asshade

to remember something from three years ago, LOL. Now this is what's amazing, this Dan Fogel guy, because John showed his email in box on a recent broadcast and checked this out. Security alert for Fog122 at G-Bail.com. So there it is, John's setting up multiple email accounts and Sack accounts and King of the Zotaway. It really is something else.

By the way, here's the Reddit support regarding DMCA. We will review it and follow up with you. So, as soon as we're done laughing, we'll review it and follow up from June 9th. So, John is... Do you think you first tried Dan Vogelberg, but it was taken? Yeah, I was wondering that. Oh, you shit.

All right, where are we? I had to get through all of that, too funny. So, let's remember that this is the second gig that John's had canceled recently. It was the Mesquite Street show where the trolls threatened violence towards women. Oh, yeah. That's why they had a cancel on.

I told my agent from golden artists entertainment to warn Mesquite Street and call it this Christy. That my troll would do their best. Slowed out, it's green hair is blowing in the wind. Such addiction too. But do their best slow down green hair is blowing in the wind such diction to My agent didn't warn them I

Get a call from the club manager And he says John, I don't know what's going on. I'm getting all these battered women phone call threatening Violence towards women. If I, if I let you perform here. Okay. So John's angry that his agent or his manager is supposed to tell them by the way you're gonna get some really shitty phone calls. You have to ignore them because that didn't happen. The city phone calls had this effect where he ended up getting

canceled. And so what's great is that John thinks that they should be apologizing to him. So I email the club manager and go, I can't believe that your cat towering, that you're Cat Towing, Cow Towing to my haters. Cat Towing, why would you do that? So I say, just an email like that. Not a proper response. My agent from Golden Artist Entertainment, then, text me, real counseling.

Stop emailing the club manager, unless you're gonna profusely apologize. Fusely. You can't make this up. I don't know. I'm the one who should apologize when he is the one who canceled me. So there's obviously a lot more of that story.

Well, yeah. The John is like, if he's aging and telling him, dude, you better call back that comedy coming apologize to that. Right. This whole thing that an agent is dealing with multiple clients and this one shit head is like, do you read my manage my trolls clause?

This guy's like, I don't know if any of this with any of my other clients, you have fucking trolls that are fucking shitting on you constantly, and I mismanage that. Sorry. It's in my writer. I need nothing but brown M&Ms and if someone threatens with it,

you have to be like, that's cool. And also, if you have any fabric softener, if you could look at this shirt, I have the before shirt, not the after shirt. The top quarter of that shirt, it's nothing but wrinkles. Yeah. It's a big and collar.

John goes on to say fired as agent and then called Dante as manager. And Dante said, he'd say something to the agent at Golden Artists Entertainment. And he goes figure out, by the way, Golden Artists Entertainment, he brought that up multiple times. I went to their roster. I didn't recognize a single fucking person Of course they represent and then they have the section of people that they book gigs for so don't represent them But they booked them gigs and one of the people on there was mr

Belding what was the guy from say by the bell mr. Belding Yeah, mr. Belding Say by the bell, Mr. Belding, yeah, Mr. Principal, right? Principal, Principal, Principal, Principal. Okay. It's like, they're pretty big as quiet. Good gut. All right, so, so now, John's got this figured out because Dante, as we've already covered on the show, doesn't do contracts.

Because when I asked Dante if he does contracts, do we have a contract with a mosquito street? He goes, no, I just do word of mouth. I just have it on cell phone texting, you know. I go, really? Every other agent I've ever had does contracts, but okay. He's always giving up phrases, word of mouth. Do you see me like a verbal agreement or do you see me like take their word?

Word of mouth is like when people talk about a band or something. You get marketing and advertising heard that you're good from. Yeah, that's what word of mouth is. We're not in the street. Right, that's not what this is. That's not even close to what this is.

Yeah, that's a response to, do you do any promotion? Right, just for everyone what this is. That's not even close to what this says. Yeah, that's a response to do you do any promotion? Right, yeah, I just remember the mouth. Yeah, instead he goes. Yeah, he doesn't do contracts. He just does word amount It's fucking stupid. He don't do contracts if they pay me in sandwiches. I accept that. That's fine His agent is just standing in front of comedy clubs going wow I heard Stuttering John was really I heard he deserves an X amount of money for this Yeah, I was talking about the squeegee bet it's amazing someone's coming on I don't lie I'm confused All right, let's keep that one in mind.

Because I have some more things coming up here. I've been asked a lot, I keep refusing. I have to tell you, I have said a lot of things on who are these podcasts, many things that I've totally forgotten. I don't think I've ever said I don't lie. It's never been a thought in my head that I needed to clear, just to see you guys know. I'm actually trying to tell the truth right now.

Isn't that kind of like, taking for granted, shouldn't you be not lying? Right, I don't know. It's just, when you have to declare that you don't lie, it seems like maybe there's more to it than that could be wrong. So the club gave John $250 for a plane ticket and then John bought a non-able ticket from cheap tickets.com

That's great. Yeah. So this is, and I'm going to put it up. John, you know, 100 percent online. We found your fake review accounts where you troll the club just admit what I'm tickets were and selling and they canceled. So this is from Tyra Handsback. Give it 10 bucks. No, John, you are lying. We've seen your fake accounts giving a one-star review,

which I've already just done. I just admit what I'm taking to weren't selling in the canceled. Jesus. Jesus. See, this is the kind of nonsense. Let me block him Jesus I don't know why you're so worried about that. They're not like I need to block the person and just have a conversation about it Did he take the money so yeah? He found the new agent this guy Nick over at this company. Yeah, that he really likes. Nick's a damn good guy. I love the guy and he's going to have a good career as an agent because he's meticulous. He does contracts. Mr. Keter. He doesn't do word of mouth. He's the word of mouth. He only the only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- The only- goss- So I'm quitting comedy. Well, that Dante writes me an email. It's been a pleasure to work with you, but unfortunately, I have to drop you

because the Alameda Comedy Club got inundated with people saying that if they had me, they would give them a one-star a Yelp, and Google review. Dante informed me that I'm a liability. Now I'm power phrasing. I'm not going to get his email exact. Power phrasing. I am. Power phrasing. If I don't exactly get the wording correct.

But he said, you know, John, it's just, we can't book you. And when Tommy book you, your trolls, they get you can't. Now, I'm at that point, I was, I was cool with Dante, you know, okay, this is, you know, this is his business. But I was mad at Dante. Yeah. I'm even killed. It's not that I. Yeah. At this point, I'm even killed. And I pissed off. Did I say happy?

I was cool with him, but I also wanted to break his legs. Yeah. So let's hear about Jonathan's temper. So you're letting go, your number one client. At least that's what you told me. You're lying. That's what you told every client. So you let me go.

You don't call me. You email me. Granite, I was angry and I sent them some angry text, you know, fuck off, you know, you never do this to principal. Chapter one, fuck off. And the only man I have a bad temper when, especially when I'm watching my whole stand up career. End. Yeah. Before we even got started.

Yeah, yeah. So this guy Dante sends him an email, professional email, because you need to have a paper trail for things like this. I can no longer represent you John John text him back fuck John is such a pro he really knows how to handle things like this and what I love is that John is always the victim no matter what happens. It's not his fault. He's the martyr in this case. I am the victim here

I didn't do anything That sums up job It's something to a team. I didn't do anything. Yeah, we just saw he was fucking with the club right that canceled him Yeah, and listen, I am actually I actually have heard that what he's saying is true that there were people who are calling the club To cancel them which is again, I do not condone. No, I hate when people fuck with people in real life, observing report, there's no reason to fuck with starting John's life. He's fucking his own life.

Yes. Don't fuck with him. I did. Don't fuck this up for us. Do anything like right, funny jokes. I just do that. I didn't do anything. As you said last week or Sunday,

like allow him to perform, it's amazing. Yes, correct. And I don't understand this thing because we're gonna get into that in a little bit. We're now there blaming this on me and this is my fault that this comedy show got canceled. And guys, you know, I would never tell you to get a guy, this guy's show canceled.

I like to perform. I don't want to get canceled for any reason. And also, every time he does something, it's content. Right. Well, I would be wanting to stop doing stuff. I don't want to discourage this guy. I want him to embrace show biz. I think he's still part of it.

Yeah. If you're the person that thinks that calling a comedy club and getting his livelihood squashed is helping the show, That's not helping. Yeah, and honestly, I don't think that these are WATP people who are doing that because I've been saying this all was. You don't fuck with people in real life. As you guys know, I did a whole episode admitting defeat when thousands of people tried to get

my job taken away from me and ruined my life. So I hate it. Yeah, that's what this is about. That's what it's about. The show is about. We call it the job lynch mob., it's not what this is about. No, it's not what the show is about. We call it the job lynch mob. And it's not cool, it's not appropriate behavior in any way. So now that we've said that, let's get back to chat.

That needs to be a disclaimer at the beginning of every fucking show apparently. I guess so because you'll hear in a little bit they're accusing me of shit. Well, it's not true. It came up in the last episode or whatever, where he's kind of like laying the groundwork of damages. Yes. That's kind of what this is.

They're working on a lawsuit against me. Yeah. That's what this is. And he's like, oh, I can't even perform comedy any now. Oh, yeah, you present multiple times, I lost thousands of dollars because of these two shows. And Kevin from Wideway podcast. That is, yeah. Is ragging on me.

I mean, Carl and not because I'm not funny. Well, listen, if people are calling clubs and getting it and fucking with them, then that's, you know, not cool. If you need to be told, I will say this though too, because this is what's so weird. I don't know if I said this on the podcast or not, but Dave Smith came to Rochester to perform at Kami Tukarelsen and the antifa was there to protest them for being anti-Semitic. Now, Dave Smith is Jewish, so they're ridiculous.

And in fact, there were three comics on the bill and all three were Jewish. And they're all out there calling them Nazis and stuff, but there was 40 plus people out in front of the comedy club protesting news media showed up and the comedy club what the show happened if you're a comedy club and someone calls it I don't like that comic that's coming in you're gonna cancel it. Why that doesn't make sense It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. It's a weird thing. It's a weird precedent to sat and also one thing Yeah, we're begging him to come to the Carlson. Yeah, if John wants a fucking book a gig He's got one the comeback tour

All right, so remember he was bragging about how he has this new manager agent that deals with contracts right Cuz he was so proud of himself. He was the last time I said, we're done. He's like, now I do contracts. So you can't cancel me anymore. I'm risen. Crayon. This is a contract. Golden Arch is that. Now, let me do comedy club. Oh, this is the best part of it. I'm sorry. So not only do they breach the contract and cancel me. contract and cancel me. Not only do they not offer me the half of the money, which was in the agreement in the contract that they signed. 60 bucks. They also have the audacity to ask my agent for the $250 back for the flight. Okay, I kid you not, I have it all on text. I believe all of it. Oh my God, yeah, I believe all of it.

Yeah, they're gonna preach the contract. Yeah, that was all the time, John. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. You know, small claims court is not a big deal to people. They're like, what are you gonna do? So many, I only want 10 grand. Yeah, there's either he's 250 bucks. It's not a big deal to people. They're like, what are you gonna do? So many, I only want to grand care.

Neither is $250, not a big deal. I love that. He bought a non-refundable ticket. He's out to $250 and he's so pissed about it. He really is amazing. All right, so in this next clip, this is incredible. This clip right here is probably what sums up everything that's happened over the last few days

because as you can see, people are saying, Johnny have socket counts, he's going, no, I don't, you guys are lying, I don't lie. And then he pretty much admits it right here. This guy is now you saying that I have socket counts. It's just amazing. Even if I did, even if I did, would you blame me? Let's say I had two or three socket counts.

And I wrote, okay, I'm even getting ahead of my... I'd say it's five or six. Is that amazing? What say I have two or three? Would you blame me? Let's say I didn't know what the fuck I was doing with that. Let's say I wrote, Roddle, let's not get into what I wrote, but I would have written if I, you know, hold on, let's pause. I can't wait for his next book, The Trolls Were Right All Log. It just a bit, every single thing because he's pretty much just admitted that he does have socket got to He's just like that's outrageous, but would you play me if I did? Well turns out it was easy for you to say

All right, so this is John Once again playing the victim I'm not attacking her I don't touch her ex this is talking about Monique. Sorry. I should have set that up So this is talking about the fact that he called Monique a con I'm't text her. So this is talking about Monique. Sorry, I should have set that up. So this is talking about the fact that he called Monique a con. I'm not attacking her. I don't text her except saying, I thought we were friends. But for those who don't know, she decided because Crayon Ryan had a text from three years ago when a Monique had trashed me

and I and I called her a two-faced seaword because she trashed me and Ryan decided to send that to Monique and that apparently was enough even though we've been fine for three years since that was enough to get her to trash me. If the doing my show so many times and me doing her show so many times and us having such splendid conversations. That hurt me. It did. Oh, poor John. Oh, he did was call this woman a cunt and then lie about it. And then when he got caught, blame Ryan for proving that he was lying about it. Poor John.

What's with his air quotes around it? Apparently that was enough, isn't close. I know how ridiculous is that. He's like, we were really good friends, and then I called her a two-faced cunt. Someone told her that, so she doesn't like me anymore. I don't know. I didn't have a problem with that.

What did I do? But there would be a way of blaming me here. You really do something else. So then what's great is that John's talking to Dante about this whole idea that they want their 250 reimbursed. He's like, this is outrageous. We have a contract. He owes me money.

And Dante, of course, sides with the comedy club. He's sides with the club, of course. Well, you shouldn't have posted that on Patreon and you shouldn't have had your people start to write bad reviews. Well, look, man, your people, look. First of all, I'd never told them to write bad reviews and second of all, even if I did,

they canceled me because they're afraid of getting bad reviews. Why can't my fans do the same? Why not? How is that in any way? Not the same thing So John never takes the high road obviously He's like well, they're up to dirty tricks. So I thought I should be up to dirty tricks

So I was the problem here. I went with all to understand about this But even if I did thing is fucking hilarious right there So he went on and posted on Patreon to telling people, like, let's give this club one-star reviews, they canceled my gig, and then he took it down, obviously. But I've seen screen captures of it. And so, Don Tee's like, dude, you can't do that shit. You're trying to work in comedy,

you're telling people to give a comedy club one-star reviews. Like, what are you doing? He's just like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? They were trying to do that to me. So I did it to them. Yeah. All I said was the club owner was a quote fat dumb cont unquote.

Yeah. So that I don't mean Don Deis is going places as an agent. I have a feeling this guy's career is about to end. Well, no, I don't know about that dog because John even eludes to the fact that Don Deid might show up on other people's shows. And I was like, oh, yeah. Well, no, I don't know about that, Doug, because John even eludes to the fact that Dante might show up on other people's shows and I was like, oh yeah, I'm getting sorry. Maybe we should have done that. I was thinking of you.

I was thinking of that. But then with John front up, I was like, oh yeah, we can book him. So then the question comes up, do you blame Carl from WTP and he says yes, because he's instilling hate. Okay. So that's all the beginning of the show, the first 30 minutes and then he brings on the from WTP and he says yes because he's instilling hate. Okay. So that's all the beginning of the show, the first 30 minutes and then he brings on the Midas touch brothers and then he brings on our good friends, Tony Michaels and Gabe Sanchez and just some clips from that section of the show and again, this is my fault and

he knows how it's my fault, too. I'm still in the club, yeah, because I mean, you know, I have a son, which first off, you know, I'm glad to get all these attorneys to sue everyone for him, but now we're going to sue the club over this. Yeah, this is talk to the brain trust about it. For what? One night appearance? It was supposed to be a week, and I think it was a Friday's Saturday.

I know. I haven't heard him refer to Michael Polpok by name in quite a while. Well, it's interesting, he's still in the picture. He mentions that he talked to his attorney and I think it's someone other than Michael Polpok. Oh, okay.

It actually might be one of those guys from the Midas Touch Brothers who are one of those guys's attorney. So I don't know. And they're friends of Polpok, so. I'm still in the club, yeah. Yeah. Because I mean, you know,

I have a signed contract with the club that if they canceled, I get half the money. But someone asked me before Tony, and I'd love to get your thoughts on this, do I hold Kevin from, why do I podcast? Do I hold him accountable in some way? And the answer is yeah because

Hate on me, you know and and he kept that going and kept that narrative going to where he has his fans And I know this just from all the text I get in the Instagram all with his dumb show Title and they and they come after me. So do I hold him accountable? I do. What do you think? All right, let's get there professional. I'm gonna ask you a question and the answer is yes. I know. All right. We need to win this year on our objection. So what about that too? Is that John goes, I know that it's his fault because I've read the titles of this episode that he puts out. Listen to what I have to say, he doesn't watch the show or listen to it.

He just saw the title and goes, yeah, I mean, obviously, it carls at fault here. It's not good evidence. This is going to be very confusing for a potential jury if he keeps calling you having and talking about a different show that's not yours. Yeah, Kurt, the white turquettes have gone to jail. Yeah, I'm not. I am not trying to get John any advice, but I would be wildly confused if I was hearing

any of these clips. It's so confusing. I'm not even doing a good job presenting it because there's so much going on. It's all over the place. So John asked the question and Tony thinks I am accountable because I haven't been saying don't harass him. Not true. These guys don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

And then let's listen to Gabe's legal expertise. He's a good attorney too. That is where you begin to do stuff, you begin to say stuff, you begin to take attacks against someone like yourself or or anyone else those things become actual personal wounds that can be then notice how Heidi Rose put up or commented will give them a one star for canceling you and John put that up. This is John controlling that he doesn't put most of the comments up there. He decided to put that up on the screen. That's not a super chat. That's not a super chat.

But he wanted everyone to see the Heidi saying, hey, we should give the comedy club one star. So John's still up to no get by the way. All right. Have you guys made any sense of what Gabe's talking about so far? He's not making any personal moves. Trace back to to financial incentives. Now, whether, you know, Kevin made the phone call or not, like, you can argue that all day and yeah, argue that all day. I'm not calling to comedy club. What the fuck are you talking about? Whether, Kevin made the phone call or not, you can argue that all day. Gabe, I don't go up and call in comedy clubs. Try to give you a cancel. I run a very successful podcast over here. You fucking nuts. Submit your phone record.

He has no idea what he's talking about. Again, this one's so frustrating, we're watching these two ass heads, is that they talk about me and they have no idea what they're talking about, but it doesn't stop them. And at the same way, it feels they're fired to not know anything about me.

Now, whether, you know, Kevin made the phone call or not, like you can argue that all day. And you know, I saw someone in the comments, we're like, well, you have to prove that Kevin made a call. Sure. That's one thing. However, if you're someone who has a show that is primarily dedicated, and if you want to argue, you only do some content about John. Every show is about me. Right. Regardless. If you have a show where your content is solely

dedicated to attacking or roasting, as he said, whatever, and you think it's a joke, but your followers are unable to decipher the jokes from animosity. That's where a problem begins to happen. And I think that is where the real case is led, because Kevin is going to have to answer some questions about when you knew these things were happening. And John brought it up about a previous show where other gigs that he had that were canceled

because of these trolls. And you did nothing to either say something, you did nothing to either close down the community blog. Yeah. Maybe suppress the amount of content you're doing that is actually criticizing john or goofing on john or whatever then there is a bit of a responsibility there you're allowing people to attack and you're not saying anything wrong that is

absolute wrong proved over and over again wrong it what are you talking about that i've never said anything i've said many things many times i have to fuck with people but he's got no idea what they're talking about so they're never said anything? I've said many things many times. That's a fuck with people. But these guys have no idea what they're talking about. So they're building this whole case that's built on nothing and having this whole conversation like do a little bit of research if you're gonna do this.

This is, by the way, this is borderline slander. What game is this? I think I thought it's borderline slander, right? Yeah. They're building a case is very generous. Yeah, well, I know. That's a pretty good point. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it.

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I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a dabble as anonymous. I didn't set it up. I have nothing to do with it. I can't shut it down. I love that people act like I have control over everyone on the internet. I have no control over these people. So you're just following orders. I know. What do you want me to tell? All we've done is pointed out that Stuttering John is incompetent. It's a hilarious degree. And a lot of people agree with that. And honestly, if I had to make an assessment, I would say we've had more people influenced by this show who go and support John,

maybe for the wrong reasons, but they support John financially. I know I have. I know you have. You people bought cameos, people who've done superchats. I have people in my family who subscribed to him. Literally. I see when he puts out a picture on it, people in my family who subscribed to him. Literally. I see when he puts out a picture on it.

People in my family subscribe. So literally, these guys are explaining that I like Juan and Ruin his life. You know, shut down his, just the opposite. It's really just the opposite. Because who else has followed this? Shule Egar. Shule said that he's going to be,

after we talked about his fake Twitter followers, he said on one of his shows that he's going to be relentless towards me. So a friend of mine is speculating that Shuly had a lot to do with this. Okay. I'm trying to find my things to Shuly call the club. Well then, let's sue him, too.

Why not? I think you should have to prove that he actually has friends. Before we listen to the interview, is outrageous? And he would say that? Anybody that's listened to that knows that Shuley meant roast jokes like of course. Yeah. He's going to be making fun of that. Funny at your expense. And by the way, that's what that meant. And he's already done it. Right. He's already got it. He's off to a good good start. He's not going to key your car. Right, he's not trying to sense a way to break your legs. Right. So Gabe continues on with this notion that silence is violence.

Like he's got this thing where it's like, well, if Carl's, knows that you're showing him canceled, he's not telling people to stop doing that, then he's guilty. Like, he's like, I'm a comedian, and I'm making jokes, and it's that subtle nuance of telling how I can work with him. And I'm like, I'm a comedian and I'm making jokes and it's that subtle nuance of telling

how I can roast someone or not or whatever he might say, right? He's like, it's all a joke, right? It was just a joke, calm down. But not advising his followers to stop or to kind of understand what's going on, right? It becomes malicious. It is intentional. It is a very, it is a traceable thing that comes back and says, you know, did you try to do anything to stop it? Yes.

Well, I told people it was a joke, but once it was brought up publicly and you acknowledged that John brought it up publicly. Did you say anything? No? Gabe, I've told people not to fuck with John. John, on the other hand, has said, come to pick quick pub anytime after 3 p.m. and fight me. John has said that multiple times. If anyone's asking for real to fuck with him in real life, it's John, not me. If anything, this show is giving him advice about make a better show if you're funny, if your quality is better, if your research is better,

simple will stop making fun of you for how fucking incompetent you are. We're helping you. Try. And we're saying, don't harass this guy. It's just like, what else do you need, John? Why do you think I do those deep fake videos? It's a PSA So you see this comment from surety one

It says I saw that Carl dude said he doesn't want anyone to mess with his bands gigs yet He encourages trolls to bother John all right, so this is just like whatever I made up thing That somebody the father John. All right, so this is just like whatever I made up thing that somebody publicly and of course they're going to read that and just assume that, oh, well, sure he won, I was about there talking. Look at that comment. Look at that comment below though, Gage. It says, I saw Carl and I saw that that Carl do said he doesn't want anyone to mess with his bands, yet he encourages trolls to bother John. See, here is, here is where he can be held accountable. He has a discord, unread it, off of his, you know, uh, why do I podcast site? That is dedicated to trashing me and trolling me. So there is where he can be accountable because he's

now has a whole site dedicated for all these haters to gather. I have a discord server that I didn't set up. It's not mine, but it's his dedicated to the show. It's not unreadable. And there's one channel dedicated to Centering John. One channel out of one over a dozen, right? There's probably like two dozen channels in here. Right. And John says, well, there he's making the case. There you go. And it's dedicated to Trashing John and Reddit, which I also didn't set up. John, when you have a successful show, people set these things up for you.

I know you have no idea what that's like. Right, right. That's what happens. And I don't have control over what people say. All we do is point out you guys suck it, podcasting, and hygiene, and research. So, I feel like John is so defeated now that he tried for a little bit to come back at us and we played it on the last show where he's like, oh, we're going to make fun of the

isotopes and this is going to be so funny. And oh, my gosh, we played Mario Brothers. And this is gonna be so fun. And we've the wind is out of his cells at this point. I would have to say, do not try to cancel anyone's gigs. Correct. That's not what you should do. What you should do is to go laugh at their content because the isotope stuff is fucking totally laughable.

It's hilarious. It's hilarious. I want to have you, you know what? I was gonna have you guys want to goof on it, but at this point, it's like, you know, it's like, I'm damned if I do, I'm damned if I don't because this guy loves the attention. You know what I mean?

All right, so he's giving up on that idea. All right. I'm making fun of the heads of the tops. And what John's understanding is that, yes, I do encourage him to do that because I have a sense of humor about myself. Yeah. Like I can take a joke. They're responding kind. yes, I do encourage him to do that because I have a sense of humor about myself Yeah, like I can take a jump respond in kind right I can take a joke Anyone on there and they they didn't like the way I formatted my song structure

We can have a discussion about that. No, I put it I put it the bridge into the first chorus I thought I would change can we have a discussion about that? No, you get no say you're the bass player, but if John wants to say something So John so defeated now he's just like yeah, no, I thought it'd be funny to make fun of them But it turns out that they're always funnier than us. Yeah, so it doesn't matter. They want me to talk about them They just review it and then we're always the butt of the joke. So it's not working If you guys were better friends. I did not expect this to be the reason he gave up comedy.

Like if you would ask me, I would have thought like late stage liver failure, something like that, not this. Well, somebody was talking about this and they're like, okay, we're into act three of the Stuttering John story now. Like, how is this gonna end? And it is one of those stories where you're like,

it can go a couple of different ways now. Will there be like a big comeback? Where like at the end, he's like selling out Carnegie Hall and it's like having a huge try-up return to comedy. What was that documentary from that Toronto medal? Oh, Anvil. Anvil. The story of Anvil.

The story of Anvil. Amazing document you haven't seen it. Like these guys were supposed to be as big as anthrax and Mattelka and all these bands they were coming up with. They never got big. And then at the end they play this festival in Japan and there's just thousands of kids going nuts for them. It's really cool.

Like I hope that's how this happens for John. Right. Wouldn't that be neat? I don't think that's right. I don't think so. Because part of this admits is John admitting that maybe he's the right. Oh, and I'm right. Is it everyone's fault except mine

or maybe I'm doing something wrong? And he'll never do that. No, no. Doug, I don't know if you would guess at what they're going to do next because let's just say that Tony and Gabe and John are a certain type of person. And this type of person, when they are defeated

and they're angry with someone, they call out that person and people who follow that person with a certain word that they think is the trump card that they can throw out and then write that in there they win the argument every time. Could you guess what that might be, Doug? No, I just thought they would have a bunch of double cheeses together. Yeah, I know what happened to double cheeses.

I know what happened to double cheeses. Double down together, then. You're a word sin Hitler. You're a word sin. Is what's coming? Yeah. No. Well, I mean, here's the thing too about Kevin's trolls and his troll army.

All the tens of them, the tens of people that he has in his troll army are the counts that he has in his troll army. They go back and forth by saying that we have felt, because earlier in the show, they're like, well, there's thousands of people who I'll fucking with you. And then it's like, oh, but there's 10 people. They can't even like piece together

their own story, they have no idea. There is a Venn diagram of racist, misogynist, Trump, Pumpkin, Deeds, and Kevin's fans. And it's almost a fucking circle. Because I've seen them come on our YouTube channel and say something about drive-through videos and then they'll say something about like really fucking racist like what? fucking misogynistic or something. What's an example? I don't know if I don't know if they know who their audiences. I would guess they actually do know who their audience is and they know they're stoking these these trumped up motherfuckers.

Right. To do this stuff and to cancel John's thing. But that's the other thing that goes, I would imagine a judge or a jury or someone would want to see intent is if they know that's who their audience is. I don't know. I just, yeah, you don't know. There are just a leaps right there. Did you see that?

He goes, all right. I have a feeling that Carl's audience is racist. And I know them because there was a guy who tweeted about my shitty drive-through video. And then they also tweeted something racist and misogynist, no examples, nothing. And then he goes, so that proves that they're all racist and Carl knows that.

And that's why he's going after you, John, because he wants to get all the racist going after you. Like, this is an insane conversation, but this is what these people do. Yeah. And I'm not trying to capture a racist audience by wearing a pseudo bag ahead. Whatever the fuck,

some something he had made up and... That's a Spencer's Gifts or whatever the fuck he's wearing. You can have one of those hats too if you join his Patreon, Andy. You can be his second patron. Yeah, yeah. Elsa, if you listen, if you watch that again, he is hoping somebody jumps in and bailed him out.

Because he's just meandering and finally just trails off and doesn't have any way of ending this. Yeah, it's weird. I thought for sure, John would start nodding profusely. Right. But it's like, no, baby chat. Yeah, that's right. Maybe that's unfounded in every way.

Yeah, I don't know. Love surprise, you had to go, look at the Porta Rican. That's right. Maybe that's unfounded in every way. Yeah, I don't know. Love surprise, yet didn't go. Okay, the poor to rink it. It's because of poor rinking. That's why they're doing that. John, you missed a victim angle. Yeah, dude. He has pulled that card before. So then John goes out and say, he goes, I don't know even know why they're talking about it. I don't even mention him anymore, which they've been talking about. It's quite a bet.

And it is kind of funny. Then he's like, I mean, if we do, we call him Kevin. Like, yeah, but we know we all know what you're doing. It doesn't change what you're talking about. So then he gives John, Tony gives John a compliment after this and says, look at as long as I've known you, John, I know you've never told your fans to fuck with Carl. You know, implying that I do just the opposite. He didn't mean that. No, he probably doesn't, but he has told his attorney to instead.

And in fact, he tweeted out, he's talking to his attorney to get my Patreon taken down, which is my livelihood, which is what John's complaining about, ruining someone's livelihood is what's at stake here. And John is actively trying to ruin my livelihood. And he's sitting there thinking he has the moral high ground here and going, oh yeah, yeah, I'm not a racist and a misogynist

and all of these things like Carl and his sick of fans. I have one more clip from these guys. Yeah. I know, it's a lot. Yeah. So this is John, once again, declaring that I have stolen his audiobook. This is the copyright claim that he is declaring.

Dude, I'll just tell you this. I own the copyright on my book. Right. Kevin puts my audiobook, the MP3 of my complete audiobook on his Patreon for free. Right. Talk about taking money out of my pocket. Not true.

He gets his $5, $10 from his Patreon and then they get my audio book for free. So I never did that. No. He keeps saying that somebody must have told him that, and he believes whatever he wants to believe. So I'm gonna say I joined Patreon just to hear the Stuttering John getting shit on stuff, and it's out there.

It's gone. I had to take it down. The idea that I would post his entire audio book is nonsensical, it doesn't even make sense. No. And he keeps saying that, so he's just making up a lie. Right.

Or he's ill-informed. I'll give him the making up a lie. Or he's ill-informed. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's ill-informed on this one. All right, so here is the big announcement, everybody. I am very happy to say that I have won my counter claim with Patreon. I'm allowed to put the shows back. Yeah. with Patreon, I'm allowed to put the shows back. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Yeah! Yeah! That is correct. Later today or tomorrow, whenever I get around doing it, I will be reposting all of the episodes that we had to take down. I've gotten the permission of Patreon to put them back up because there was no copyright infringement. John does not have a case, he might know it, but he's also pretty dumb, so he might not. And I want to announce that the next Patreon episode that we're doing is going to be right

back to Stuttering John's audio blog. Easy for you to say, let's get back on that train. I might even just post the entire network. It's already accused me of doing that. I might as well do that. This is why Vinny wanted to come over today for this announcement. Yeah.

I read him the email thread on Monday after the creep off. He's like, holy shit, can I come over? I was saying something about that. So this is very exciting obviously. I don't think this is the end of this, but it's a very good step in the right direction. If people aren't on our Patreon, sign up, we'll be putting those six or seven episodes back up.

I've been wanting to hear the next chapters. Well, we're gonna get on it for you buddy. I have one more video that I wanna play for you guys. It's another deep fake video. Because now that John has decided to cancel himself in his comedy career, I feel like we have to do it. Did he actually say, was there a clip of him saying that he's quitting?

No, he texted it out. Actually, I'll read it to you. I'll read you. He said a messenger pigeon. Texted it? Oh, I'm first love to you. I'll read you. He said a messenger pigeon. Texted it. He said, first love. Texting. He tweeted it.

Let's see. OK, I don't know where this shows up. Somebody sent me a screen, Greg. It's not a tweet. So this might be a Patreon message or something else. But it says, I am being canceled. He says, well, it's true. My trolls have managed to threaten violence towards women

to get my Mesquite Street gig canceled in Corpus Christi. Now they threaten the Elameda Comedy Club with giving them a one-story view on both Yelp and Google, causing that club to cancel and getting me dropped by Golden Artisan entertainment, my manager and friend. My stand-up career is over.

These people will stop at nothing. I understand that being a progressive comes with its costs, but I never knew that the hate would be so drastic that it would cause people to fuck with my livelihood. Stand-up is over for me now. I am deeply saddened. Thank you for your support. This is so fucking amazing. People get canceled for being sexual predators and being racist. Stuttering John is the first guy that's been for your support. That's so fucking amazing. People get canceled for being sexual predators and being racist. Stuttering John is the first guy that's been canceled

for not being funny. That's why you're being canceled. And also, I'm sorry to point this out, but he's making this decision. Yeah. He's not really being canceled. Yeah, you're not canceled. You're walking away like Bruce Banner

at the end of an incredible whole episode. That was nothing to cancel. I'll point out one more thing. So, when I did a show with Dick Masterson in Tampa, because he had so many haters, we couldn't announce where we were having the show ahead of time. And Maddox found out and called the police and tried to get the show canceled, saying that there's a bunch of waste supremacists

who were going to be at the show. And also, Anthony Cumia has a show down in Orlando. They can't announce the venue until the day of the show because people will try to fuck with him and get it canceled. But they're still able to do it. John, if you have a following, if you're building a following

and you think this is all because of your liberal agenda, then just be so good at that. You can tell people, hey, book your airfare, buy a ticket, come to Orlando, and we'll announce it the day of the show, you'll know where to go, and you'll be a show there, like this is happening. This is a little savvy about it. Be a little savvy.

Not that I think that's the right way to go. It sucks it. It sucks. But it's not just stuttering John, this dealing with fucking trolls. You know, he doesn't know how to do anything. He doesn't know how to fucking book a gig. He doesn't know how to do anything. He doesn't know how to fucking book a gig. He doesn't know how to write a joke. He doesn't know how to be savvy about,

you know, showing up in a city and emailing people about it. Why are you giving him advice, Carl? He knows he's lying. Like, he knows this is all made up. He knows everything you're telling him. He knows he's unable to build an audience. This is all nonsense. This is all nonsense.

This is all bullshit. And I just, I hope he keeps doing his podcast. You know what it is, Doug? The reason why I go through all this is because I'm looking forward to the day when Chris and I are watching this being played in court. Yeah.

Just laughing our hands up and high-fiving each other. Yeah. It's a pretty good line. I missed that the first time. I was hoping that part of the discovery process is also watching his stand up. Yeah.

This is gonna be a bunch of TikToks, like Johnny Debt TikToks, Arle laughing at the testimony. All right, guys, one more video here. This is, since John isn't doing stand up, we've recreated for him. This is what they stand up, show might look like with a sitar in John. Oh, I'm gonna keep it going everybody. Chan Super, come.

Kill for the funniest comedian right there. Florida. Florida's funniest comedian. Yeah, 90 that. All right, come up with your hat, Moina. I'm very excited to introduce to you you know from the Howard Search Show. You know from Jane Lannel tonight, show. Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for Stunnery Jump, like that has! Hi, hey! Get out of here, Jack. Jack, come on. Let's make some noise for Stunnery Jump! Lock the ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You guys fucking...

No! So much junk! It's been a long time since I've been fucking fucking... Circus Midget putting together these videos for us does a fantastic thing. Thank you, Mr. Midget. We do appreciate that. Wow, what have we done today, Fave all? Too much, some might say.

Yes. Yes. We've done it all. The deep dive, we did a deep dive on the deep dive, June Diane Rayfield, somehow she found a co-host who we actually dislike more than hers. So she's doing something right.

Remy from Toxio is too fat to ride a horse, Stuttering John is quit comedy. So you know what that means, it's time for... The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea. The tea.

And I don't know how I'm handling these teas or setting board. I don't know if we're doing two shows a week. Because I already teased the show that we're doing this week. Right, so you got a teased Wednesday show. I don't know what that is. I don't play that far ahead. Right. What am I supposed to do? Let's talk. Oh, it's coming up this Sunday. Oh, we got

a giz talking. Giz talking. Pat Dixon with Pat Dixon. Very good. Talkers brother. Yes. Yes. Let's talk differently. All right. All right. Yeah. So now you got a tease Sunday for Wednesday and Wednesday for Sunday. Don't tell me how to do my job. She's a great standee. Let me explain how teachers work. Listen, you're getting so comfortable telling John how to live his life. And I think you can tell me how to live my life.

And I'm just like, hey, I'm coming over for the show today. Yeah, I know. I'm starting to miss Joe. Yeah. Nobody misses me. I know, I'm good. Hi, Vic. Hello misses. I know, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Hi, Vic.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Do you have reviews to read? I just want to check before we hit the outro here. Yeah, I do. Oh, beautiful. All right.

Well, then Doug, thank you so much for coming on. Anything you want to promote, my friend? I have a podcast. You tried to promote it earlier. I wouldn't let you. Yes. Good times, great movies. We are now doing, you tried to promote it earlier. I wouldn't let you. Yeah, good times great movies We are now doing you can watch us on YouTube. So that's it. You're doing videocast now I saw very exciting so check out

Doug and the lovely Jamie talking about 80s movies and good times great movies I thank you for having me Carl. I this is always a blast. I enjoy it I love this Wednesday thing I guess I have nothing to do in the middle of the day during the week. So have me back Good. I will. I appreciate that. I need more loser friends like those are the qualifications You Andy Chris This is we're pretty pathetic Andy thanks for sounding by anything you want to promote my friend? Yeah, I'm reading a three by three book.

That I'm gonna put in the grocery store. So, look out for that. Please join us again this weekend. It might be the episode we find out what's for a Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio.

I now to show these polls by now. Mm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I agree. Are you dressed like a cow?

And you have a cow? Is that a chair? I mean, it's like a hoodie, but it is cow. She's on brand. Okay. All right. All right. Reveals, reveals, reveals.

With Vic. Wap, wap, wap, wap. Reveals, reveals With thick Wap, wap, wap Alright, the last time you read reviews to us, it was like I think three, five-star reviews, so I'm not mistaken Right How are we doing this time around? Uh, well, I got a... I got a review for you. I have three different ones.

Oh, great. Okay. Hey, by the way, I should mention, Dr. Steve sent me over a photo of you wearing the coat that Brenda tried to give you. Yeah, she said, if you don't bomb, I will give you this coat. Yeah, that was the show in Nashville. Yeah, she lost the coat immediately. And she got drunken, was talking to a doctor, Steve.

And she's like, fake doesn't even fucking care about the coat. And then the doctor Steve was like, no, I'm sure she does. And she's like, oh, okay. I think she said don't bomb. And then she burned the coat because of your stat. Yeah, that makes sense. Anyway, there is a photo of you modeling that coat. And you look lovely.

So I'll probably post that somewhere with your permission. Oh, go for it. Vic, aging like a fine wine, I have to say. All right, let's get some reviews here. Okay, this first one is Love the Show by Meet Shed 69. He says there's only five star reviews as of now. So ha ha not anymore. Wait, what? Uh oh. Is that for the creep off? Is that a creep off review? Yeah. I'm gonna make a creep off reviews. You don't have fucking any. No one likes you, Carl. What is that true?

We just read three, five, three reviews. It's like a couple days ago. Oh, three whole ones for an entire week. That's it, Carl. Who's 10,000s? You can't pay like fucking Indian men to just fucking sit there and type, I love Critero. That's a good thing.

Yeah. Awful Oh She looks back she looks Indian men because they think the Counter-Sake is bad Yeah, she's bad She looks bad like that Sorry Alright, what happened to Dork? Can we get Dorkles out to read these reviews? Dork is supposed to read the creep off reviews

Alright, keep going This next one is W-A-T-P. It's not. He said work, woke us, there. Vinnie P tries desperately to bottom feed off of who are these podcasts. Success. Shameful. Pat Mike would not approve. I wrote that one. Very accurate. Very accurate. Very accurate. Very accurate. That's a one-star. That's a three-star. That's a three-star.

Creepbob is average. Sounds right. And then this next one is it's better than a handful of diarrhea. He says, I'm still waiting for the multi-episode special about the mystery of PJ Filium's murder. Get with the program. Yeah, PJ, man.

Just disappeared on us. He was great. He provided some really good content. He had a new song parody guy. Step it up. All right, so let's listen to some voice mails real quick. People sure are reacting to the advertising. They're hearing in our podcast.

So they know, get up. I thought it was an odd when I heard it. It doesn't seem like on brand guys. It's it's admitted at most. There's two ads together. It's so much fun. I got to listen to somebody tell me about banking and then listen to Vinny talk about his mom's vagina. It is a diverse show. It's great. Okay Carl, after listening to the day show, I have to say that Sturring John is your Amber Herd. You are Johnny Depp. He is Amber Herd. Thank you. love you. Well, he did shit the baddest thing. Yeah. That's for sure.

I was using John as Johnny, not Johnny. Well, it's not that confusing. John's the bad guy. Right, I've never heard. I'm the X Wheel and Cool movie star guy. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. See, I was following, really, don't get it. I was following really don't get it

All right, this one's pretty funny Let me check check that sharks don't sleep a No fat chicken a no fat chicken a no No, that check in eight. No, fuck check in eight. No, fuck. I wasn't going to play that. He got really crazy at the end of the guy. You get it for that. Hey, Carl. This is Gary from San Diego. This is confidential. Don't put this on the air,

but I just want to let you know, because I got a kick out of it. Oops. I'm also Admiral Sulu know because I got a kick out of it. Oops. I'm also Admiral Sulu. When I write John, I write as Admiral Sulu and I try to send him troll comments to get him to read it. But he figured out that one that I did about getting rid of Cardiff and Kevin is next to go.

My wife and I Judy were laughing hilarious like that you played that. Anyway, thank you. That was funny. All right, sorry I put that out of the air. Gary from San Diego, my bad. Why did he rope his wife into that? That was me. It's a lot of information. Now we're gonna have to hear all about Judy. Pillow talk. I really bet that Judy found it hilarious. They're both ruffling. I'm gonna need your guys help deciphering what this is.

Because I listen to it and I'm like, I don't know if these are words or not. So listen carefully, please. It's time for the baby. I'm ready to start. One day I'm gonna say, and the only's time for the baby. I'm ready to start. Mark it up. Say it. And the only stuff we care about is you know,

man. Six more per just by starting guys. We made it. It's down 17% to show. So now come back. Which is after the morning update.

It's 17% you know, what that was that? Vec, did you pick up on that? It's a it's a band practice stock advice, right? Okay. I couldn't I don't know what stock it was because he just said man.

And then that was it. You got to sell it. It's up 17%. If you don't listen to the creep off, I will tell you, Bampers guy is coming to the roast. He will be in Rochester for the row. So that's how to get a reason to come down to Rochester in September, what are you doing, Doug?

Down to Rochester in Texas. Did you play else as an Canadian listener? You know that? Mostly Alberta. It's part of people listening to our show. I had no idea. Come on down. I like when people call in with liverics. I hope he does this catch his on I'm a stammering stupid dummy. I shoot my comb on through my tummy As I say with a belch this guy Kevin need mental help. I forget that I have no money. Who am I? I

Hate this fucking ball. Probably an Android user. You like that? All right, so this guy called in with a very long voice now I'm not gonna play, but I thought it was thoughtful. He was explaining why younger people like that show podcasts about West or some of these shows where she's absurd humor. And he's really tough.

Carl, I've been listening to your show since, I think 2017, 2018, something like that. And I really never heard you have less fun. I think talking about a pod, like you and Vinnie did not know what to say about that. And it was really good. I had a bunch of clips, but I didn't know what to do. I like, oh, this is also absurd.

Well, this is also stupid. Yeah. So this guy called in and he actually was pretty thoughtful when he came through and he said, well, you know what, the people are age and actually I can ask Vic about this because she probably fits into this. Oh boy. No, she doesn't. You know, these zoomers.

You, you was zoomer, Vic. I was born in 98. Yeah, but are you a zoomer? I don't know what that is. I'm, I'm 80 in my heart. Yeah, that's probably true. So he says that his generation has a better imagination than most people. So when they talk about like a Ronald McDonald Dildo, like these people can think of that and they're ahead and laugh and think that it's funny. So I guess I guess that the audience

is filling in what's funny about it for the host which is nice which i had that they're imagining comedy where there is none yeah yes but it's not a matter of the digested it's fucking bullshit it's not it's silly but anyway called back with another voice are after that hey carol hey christler fuck out

this is the end i just called uh... talking about the weird imagination bullshit. I really got to finish these podcasts. All my second talk go by the way. And because as soon as I went back and listened to that stupid tag riff bullshit that they did right after, I take it all back. Everyone that does a podcast is retarded. Go fuck yourself. Alright, so we eventually came around which was good. Yeah, it's kind of fair. Yeah. I did use my imagination to imagine the second taco he was eating. Yeah, I was thinkingtalker. Gary from San Diego called back at a game. I guess what he wants to talk about.

Judy! Judy! Let's go! You guys are talking about Cardiff. Cardiff has a new show cardiff as his back, baby, as I predicted. Hey, Carl, Gary from San Diego. Well, John was doing a jig on Cardiff's electric grave last week thinking he was dead that he had killed him. And you predicted that you can't kill Cardiff, he'll come back, he's like a Jedi.

He's better than a Jedi. He's like Michael Myers from Halloween. He can't be killed. And just what, he's back. It's Sunday. I just heard his podcast. In fact, I had probably like 10 or 11 calls. I had the cue that Cardiff played all at once. Cardiff is back in full force and he's going right after John. This is too bad for stuttering John. Yeah. So he has a new podcast called Why do I podcast? And the Cardiff took network. He could find it's the title, it's the title. It's the title, it's the title, it's the title, it's the title. It's the title, it's the title, it's the title. I feel like Gary from San Diego only listens to your show because the Star Wars posters on the back here are fuck a wall.

It's possible. It's the only reason. It was possible. Yeah. A lot of people check out our show just to look at the skateboard decks behind me. And a little bit of that room poster. Oh. On a graph by Tommy Wassel. Oh see

Dalvik's excited about it. She was making fun of me for a second. She's like, wait autographed. All right, what's this next one? Garo, a long time, first time. I've been listening since back in the deep discount dot com days and i'm on a stranger to a little ad read here in there uh... here we got to do it you just drop in a minute post now you just drop in a minute you're you're introduced a guess you say this

both of those gonna come on to talk about from how it's turned bullshit and then some contact tell me about headache medicine i thought my fucking podcast player was broken. What are you doing? At least throw a little bumper in there. Say, you know, that's it from our sponsor. And then we're get back to this schmuck. Ugh.

Don't call me back. All right. Yeah, we do drop the moon and post. They are dynamic. So whatever adds you here, they're targeted to you specifically. So maybe you had a headache that day. I don't know. They are dynamic. So whatever ads you hear, they're targeted to you specifically. So maybe you had a headache that day. I don't know.

Evertising works really good as far as I know. I don't like the ones that are targeted at me. There was a guy freaking out in our sub-rinet saying that they're pulling the Patreon money because there's advertising. I mean, marketing. What did you think was going to happen here? I'm sorry that you need herpy medicine. Made my whole life for advertising.

It's been my career forever. All right, here's another one. Yo, last week. All right. This is amazing. This is amazing, by the way. I want to preface this one now, and I remember what it is.

So remember there was a guy who called in and said that he likes to grab a Bluetooth speaker and blast the creep off while he's riding his bike on his hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy actually heard that. I listen to voice now about dude who cruises around the very area blasting W. A. P. or that's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time.

I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. I think it's a lot of time. Too big a show pretty sure I know who that dude was sweet Also today I got an ad Absolutely an ad for me to go get a bike

Rad around those gate like an untily the Embarkedale. I don't know what the shit So anyway, it's a little big. People got to get paid. People got to get paid, girl. Thank you, Sarah. I agree. Can you imagine we have only have 10 fans and yet two of them have to live in the Bay area and ride the bikes out of the same spot? Oh, figure. What are the chances of that? Oh, we have one review girl who looks like she's in a Humvee at Boot Camp last week. Yeah. Now she looks like she's in a freshman dorm room this week. Yeah, Vex, you get out early today?

I did. Nice. It's very exciting. Very exciting. Casey couldn't be here because she's farming dirt, but she did. She has coming to Rochester for the roast She asked me about campsites and trails around Rochester. I'm like, oh God. She tried googling it because I don't go to campsites near my house Talk to a drummer. Yeah, I know. Let's pretend I'm a homeless for a weekend. Why? I have a pool table

It's not truly dumb Let's pretend I'm a homeless for a weekend. Why? I have a pool table It's not truly dumb All right, I got to take another chipmunk in my garage. Oh, Vic Thank you so much for coming over to who are these podcasts and reading some reviews Of course, it's I only came because I saw nice dog was on Yes Yes, me too Listen Casey this no, no, you're not Casey. Sorry. She's back never mind. Oh you got a big low blue Hey Chris like I only came because I knew you'd be in studio

Jesus I gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys Are we down here? SQR. Hey, Carl. Gary again from San Diego. Jesus Christ. Self-proclaimed millionaire, Stuttering John must really be hurting this week. The stock market is tanking.

And we know from John podcast, he owns quite a bit of stock. He owns AMC entertainment, that's tanking. He owns Ford Motors, that's tanking. He owns a speculative marijuana stock called Mary Med, that's tanking. And we know from John talking to scare Mochie, he owns Bitcoin.

Bitcoin is plunging. John must really be hurting, but I guess he doesn't care because he hasn't sold anything. He's just watching his portfolio diminish day by day. He must really be hurting. I hope he can keep up those child support payments. Okay, folks, guess what? The episodes? Oh wow! That was a great episode! That was really great!