Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep319 - Jizz Talking

Episode Date: June 19, 2022

Imagine being curious about a porn actress to the point where you want to learn more about her. What kind of lunatic would think that's a good idea? His name is Patrick Palmer and he's the host of Jizz Talking, a show that interviews porn actors with such hard hitting questions as "how did you get started in the business?" Riveting stuff! Pat Dixon makes his WATP debut to discuss the industry of porn and the Civil War. We also check in on Adam Carolla who allows Gina Grad to improvise for some reason, Opie broadcasts from his car for the last time, and Tony Michaels let's us know whether or not he finished his kids' meal. And not to bury the lead, but find out if you're man enough To Catch A Dabbler. https://nyccrimereport.locals.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Tickets for the roast: http://creepoffroast.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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all over us in the comments section today. Pat and I will be reviewing a show called Jizz Talking. This was a suggestion from Alex. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with his other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Patrick Palmer. And I listened to the most recent episode, Pat. I believe you did too, where his guest was Rubble Rider. And so what he does, he does an interview show with porn stars. And when I think porn, I think I want to hear about like all their thoughts, I want to hear about their lives, you know, that's the important stuff to me when I think

of porn stars. I want to just sit down and listen to them talk for an hour. I can't wait for that. Me too. I want to hear them talk about how they got started. How they got their name. What's the weirdest thing they've done? All these things. Let's start with that. Let's start with how did Rebel Rider get started? Okay, so yeah, I got started about three years ago. And well, really more, a little over three years ago. But I just started camming for fun

and for some extra cash and stuff. And I loved it. I had a fan that asked if I would ever be interested in shooting like a porn video and I was like, yeah. So he got me like like helped me get set up with a local studio in Arizona. It's called Glory Holes Follow and I shot there. I loved it and wanted to keep doing it. It's a story as old as time itself. I started camming for fun. One of my viewers was jerking off,

and I was like, hey, do you want a job in porn? I was like, yeah, you're jerking off to my video. We've all been there. Yeah, like, why not? Let's do that. I would've had some follow-up questions on this one, Pat. Like, wait, you were camming in front of the guy

who was jerking off and you got you a job in porn? That's odd, right? Sure. Yeah, it's odd, right? Sure. Yeah. Yeah, it's a, what an amazing confluence of situation with the guy who is actually, I'm saying they're being a consumer of her porn. Yeah.

You know what, let me take a straight to the top where it only gets more disgusting. I mean, this show, I'm sorry. I, the porn industry creeps me the fuck out anyways, but this shit, it's the most appalling thing that I've ever heard. You've heard so many bad podcast, Kriothe. This is stunningly hard to listen to.

Yeah, although easy to clip. So I have to say that I was enjoying this show because it's not just this guy Patrick Palmer, but apparently there's a Facebook group. If you belong to it, you get a link to the live zoom. And so he's constantly bringing these other creeps to come in and ask questions. So this is an example of that question about how she got into camming.

Because you know, Patrick just kinda glanced by that. Oh, you were camming and then you started fucking on camera, okay, I get it. But someone wanted to know like how did that happen? Actually, one of my husband's exes, um, they're friends now, but she, she was a cam girl and she was like, Hey, you should try it. I think you'd be really good at it.

So I tried it. And it's fun. This woman seems very easily suggestible. Yeah, she also finds everything really funny. But, uh, yeah, she really, I mean, for somebody who, now she has an interesting background, I'm sure we'll go into, but I mean, you expect a certain, I mean, this is the caricature of a porn star that would, if you did it as an audition on Saturday night live, they'd go, you're a fucking hack

and out of here. Yeah, too over the top. I mean, you're nailing it, but it's too much because she giggles at everything she says. Do you have a clip on here that you want to play as an example of how annoying she is? Oh, well, you know what? I got so obsessed with Patrick Palmer and just like, what is his mission in life? You know, I mean, he pulls together these guys,

they're autographed hounds is how they got started and then they decide, here's what we're going to do. We'll talk about porn and shit like that. But they have no interest in this with this woman, you know, at all. So I guess let's go ahead and do you mind if I shift the focus, she's a dumb horror, obviously. You know, if you want to talk about her, we can go to clips three and four, I guess they're pushed together. Whatever is easiest for your producer.

I'm running the board, Pat. You tell me what to do. In four, because you just you kind of had part of this with. So yeah. So did you have like a regular nine to five job before you say to work with the hardware store? What did I do? I was actually an electrical engineer. So did you have like a regular nine to five job before you say to work with the hardware store? I was actually an electrical engineer. Wow. That's impressive. Where did you go to, of course, went to Caledstra, where did you go to Caledstra? I went to ASU in Arizona. Oh wow. Excellent. Well, that's just fantastic. So brains and body both. That's just fantastic. So brains and body both. I checked.

What's wrong? I don't think that was supposed to be a joke. Oh, so you're intelligent, ain't good? I mean, yeah. That's right. You got me. That's correct. I love that she giggles after everything.

Yeah, I went to college. Yeah, I got a degree key. I don't believe any of this. What to do with her mouth? There's not a cock in it. Right. This is why she takes's not a cock at it. Right. This is why she takes three or four guys at once because we have to fill every hole to make her interesting.

Like sure she doesn't giggle. Yeah. This is your next clip here. Doing that one scene and then at Exantica in Chicago, I saw a little video there running. You had two dicks nearby. I did. I recently had three. I'm going to pause it right there.

I don't understand the spatial logistics of having three dicks in your butt, unless one of the guys has two dicks. That's the only way that works. Also, I've never seen two of my buddies in the same hole and I'm like, I got to get it on that One more God Yeah, find that that's a woman who is just rude You know, could you imagine you're both fucking this girl's ass is another guy come to you like us sir

Did you see that we are already doing that? Literally cut in if you want. What happened to manners and porn? We've lost the manners. A little tap on the shoulder, you know, and we both got asked as two, you know, so right. This is the only hole in the whole room, you know. Yeah, go around to the other side.

So this guy is just, she says, he gets his Idaho all over it. Or his Iowa or wherever the fuck he's from. He's like, oh, you got a job at the hardware store there. You know, right. And she's like, I was an electrical engineer. He's like, oh, oh, well, where'd you go to school? And obviously she went to a better school than he did, because he doesn't immediately follow up

by saying where he went to college. That's right. Yeah. They are really impressive. So, and that's why he brings up the two dicks in the ass. Oh, you had two dicks in your butt. As if that's going to demean her, she tops him with the three dicks.

And at that point, anybody would be. But you're honest. Yeah, the show's giz talking for Christ's sake. Yeah, let's try to confirm it. You're gonna clutch your pearls too hard. So I just did a Google image search for Rebel writer. And I'm no prude here, Pat, but just doing an image search. She's getting double penetrated in the ass by two black guys. She's getting double penetrated in the ass with a fist and a cock. And then there's one where she's got her ass gaved and guys are pissing into it. And I'm sure there's a lot more research to be done here.

I'm sure our listeners will get to the bottom of this. Any weird stuff on there? Anything weird? Yeah. I'm sure our listeners will get to the bottom of this. And we're not on there. Anything. You think out of the ordinary. God. I can't understand how somebody jerks off to that. Honestly, you don't want to see a guy pissing in a girl's asshole. I went through I with you. You had me at two black guys that are asked.

So this is the very second question. Now, this is what Patrick does. He interviews porn stars. This is not the first episode. There's a lot of episodes at this. And he sounds so nervous. How are you when you got started? How was it?

How old were you when you got started? Oh, I was, I'm see how old I'm now. I mean, it's like 26. Wow. Okay. First off, how were you when you got started as a horrible question? So also 26 is when you should retire from porn. Not when you get into porn.

It's like smoking cigarettes. Like if you don't smoke by the day, you're 26, good, good on you. Yeah. You're not a smoker. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. And also she had just said that she'd been doing it not a smoker. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. And also she had just said that

she'd been doing it for a little over three years. Yeah. So and now she's howled in my 28. I was 26. No, you weren't. But you're you're wrong. I mean, look, I did it. engineer, Pat. He is an engineer. She's very. It's my

aerospace field. This is why women should be in STEM at all. You know, I mean, it's just to happen to porn. Yeah. You put a square peg in a round hole and you get a fucking cam girl who doesn't know how old she is. So Richard comes on and asks a question. Richard, anything for, uh, for Rebel, I know you're kind of sitting back and observing him. I want to ask how long you've been married. Oh, that's a buzzkill question. How long have you been married?

We're all looking at the porn star and fantasizing. If you're talking about how long she's been married, and she has an answer that once again, I don't know how smart she is. I have married, I got married in 2017, so it'll be five years. And how old are you if you don't mind sharing that? I'm 28.

Well, well, observing you are flat out gorgeous. And it's a joy just to see you. All right, first off, these guys are all simps. All of them are just like, oh my God, you're so beautiful. Oh my God, you're so amazing. Oh, I've clips, I hear what the talking about, Talon, did she is and all this shit. To say, it's not appropriate to ask someone

what their age is, you ask them to show their feet. Everyone knows that. You know, say, don't ask how old she is. Figure it out. Yeah, Patrick tries to go, he asks the two questions. He's very polite, you know, like, how old were you when you got started? How long ago?

Look at one's bad. Yeah. And then he does the math himself. That's the way it does. It doesn't quite add up, you know, I mean, you don't, what do you expect? But these guys, the ones who aren't sims are these boomer-y fucking, the old boomer porn star guy, I think it's Sean Elliott. I can't. Is his question for her is about, it's not a question.

It's not a question of her. He can't think of anything to ask. So he drops a name that nobody's ever fucking heard. She's trying to pretend she's heard it. It's, it's like, it's hearing this guy relive the glory days of porn, you know, in his, I got 70s at this point. No. Hey, God, God bless whatever, but fuck you. Yeah, there's a part in this show because this guy you're talking about, I think, is 74 years old. And there's a part

in the show where these two guys just started having a conversation with each other. And it goes on for like 10 minutes and finally Patrick goes, Hey, so we have a guest here. Let's talk to her too, guys. you know, it's a little bit rude. Yeah, I mean, you know, she just in Prague and everything. You know, let's talk about that. All right, so she says that she's currently in the Czech Republic, I think that's what that country is called these days, I don't know, I could be wrong.

And so they ask her this question. Anybody else have any other questions for Rebels? No, I'm sorry. What's going on in Prague? What are you doing there? What's going on in Prague? And so they ask her this question. Anybody else have any other questions for Remmel's night before me? What's going on in Prague? What are you doing there? What's going on in Prague? So I was thinking like probably humanitarian efforts, maybe raising money for Ukraine, right?

You know, we're trying to help out Eastern Europe. There's a lot of problems over there. This is a actual answer. I'm shooting double in on, shooting fisting, pee, all that fun stuff. You have to go to Central Europe to get peed on. You can't just do that in LA like everyone else. Get bored with it.

You don't pay you to get peed on. They pay you to fly there, you know. That old saying and she already covered that answer in her introduction that he didn't even have to ask that. There's a lot of it. They don't know how to interview a porn star, nothing I do. Honestly, this is the one takeaway I had is that this is Michael Gavinale's dream job with this guy Patrick does.

That's all he wants to do is talk to porn stars all day. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. It's a weird thing to want to do because like they're, and the people that want to talk to him the most are the ones who bring the least to that interview opportunity. Yeah. I mean, like I could ask an interesting thing. I would probably talk not about porn at all.

If it's like, they all have the same shit to say, well, I get fucked and I suck, Dix, and you know, like, I'll do whatever. And here's how I got started. And you know, like, who gives a fuck? They also all say how much they love it and how much fun their job is. And then if you talk to any retired porn actress, they tell you the exact opposite of that.

So I don't know if they're being brainwashed or they're just lying to themselves, but it doesn't make any sense. This is my favorite as far as these simps, they come on, this guy Lloyd comes on. And this question, I can't even fathom you're talking to a porn actress and this is what you would ask. God she's so cute. Yeah she is. Hey Lloyd is with his Lloyd how are we doing tonight? Hey I'm doing good Patrick can you hear me okay? I can hear you

just fine we need a question from you for Rebel writer. Oh hey great um hey Rebel um I just saw that I wanted to say hello. It's a pleasure meeting you. I saw Patrick was going to Chicago and when he was going to your booth, I guess it was. I was like, I'm familiar with you and I remember seeing you as I'm going through the Twitter rabbit hole. And I totally blown away by your work.

Very exciting stuff. When I went on your Twitter page, I did notice that you also tell people like some of the do's and don'ts on like how do you, I guess, some of the playing around that you do with toys and so forth so you don't hurt bacteria and so forth. And I thought that was kind of nice of what you do as far as introducing things like that to people that might not be aware of the dangers of playing with yourself. Guys, this is getting really hot. I mean, if you guys want to pause the podcast and take care of yourself, you have to be a big material. That's that's a word.

That is a word that always gets me hot. I'm talking bacteria. I mean, the Lloyd's like, Hey, so you're the one telling little girls out there, not to shove things in their ass and then they're pussy and you're doing the Lord's work. And I just want to commend you for what you're doing. It's that message is not getting out there enough. I don't know what the first lady's up to, but that message is to get out there. More often. Kind of question is that message is not getting out there enough. I don't know what the first lady's up to, but that message is to get out there more often. Kind of question is that? It's, it's, yeah, it's, it's really fucking gross. It's, it's, it's, it's the weirdest way

to take it, you know, and she, and then she goes on, but in her, you know, I don't know if you're on a plate. She's like, well, you know, I had to learn myself, you know, like, oh, you, you had some bacteria issues, you. And so you're trying to help and do some, bring, give back to the community for Christ's sake. Share the information you have about your asshole and the bacteria that it spreads to your pet. When you become successful at your profession, like myself being a very professional

and successful podcaster, I like to give back to the community and I like to tell people to stop saying, aw, and you know, I do my part as well. And so, Robbles just doing what she does, stop shoving shit in your ass, and then you're pussy. Other way around fine. All day, all they ever rinse with peepee. It's gonna be me see the piss on it first. Yeah. I hear you there. There's gotta be fizzers, three dicks in your ass. Fizzers. I want Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm excited to see more of your work. Thank you. The BBC was really something kind of pretty wild. I thought that was pretty blew my mind a bit.

So I took forward to seeing more things like that. That's it. There's a lot more coming. Yeah, cool. Well, thank you very much and you're beautiful. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. All right, so you're talking about a news organization.

He's talking about big black cock. Blue is munged. Are you sure? Are you? I'm not mad at him. I thought she was in England, you know, they take her very seriously internationally. I love these guys who are acting like what she's doing is incredible.

No one else can do this work. It's unbelievable. I can't believe you're getting penetrated. And then your double penetrated, then your triple penetrated, it's not real. I can't believe you're getting penetrated and your double penetrated and your triple penetrated. It's not real. I can't wait to see more of this. We don't come down. Come down, Lloyd is fine. Last of the one guy I've been talking about this old porn actress, the you know, named Tigger or whatever. And he's like, Tigger knew, you know, she lesses more, you know, holding back.

Yeah, lay there and get fucked. That's your job. By the way, I had a Google ticker. The porn star to find out what she looked like. Don't do that. Do not do not do that. Oh, there's our last name to Taro named it Tarot by any chance. Greg Motig. All right, let's. Thank you. Let's welcome to the show. Charles comes in. Hey, Charles had a big week.

I'll tell you what he met a couple of living legends and San Francisco this week. Watch it. Give us a quick synopsis. And that before you ask Rebel a question. But synopsis was they were doing a, it's not a remake but a re-showing of an 80s documentary on Blanken on her name. Kamakaze Hearts with... Yeah, Kamakaze Hearts was a name of the movie, really good movie, really good with... Sharon Mitchell. Sharon Mitchell.

Sharon Mitchell. What I like about this show is that at least it's professional. Like these guys really know what they're doing. Yeah. That guy who knew Sharon Mitchell was just, oh, good wait. I have another clip out here where they're talking about one of these older films from back in, it could be the 70s,

it might be the 80s and Listen to this and tell me if you know what they're talking about The movie was good parts of it were I thought incredibly dark. I am you know parts of it were incredibly dark What do you think that means producer Chris? Well normally there would be like on or depressing. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Pat, maybe with a sort of a sharp, Cohen brother's edge, you know, the yeah, yeah, the evil nature of man or something. I was thinking that it wasn't well wit because a lot of these movies from back in the day, you know, you're like, can you get a fucking

flashlight or something? Well, that's not what this is. DM scene was her kind of shooting up smack and I date needles. And they make me, they just give me the creeps. It's not the needle. That's the problem with someone shooting heroin, you know, that's not really what the issue is. I just thought there was one. He's like, ah, I like, I like pouring ported stuff, but I got a little dark there. Yeah. You know, something when I see somebody who who just doesn't care enough about

their body, you know, to keep those needles out of their arms. Yeah. Well, plus, you know, hepatitis, I'm sure, yeah, needs whatever the fuck. Yeah, you don't want to be banging a junky, but... I wonder where they feel like they need to numb themselves. I wonder what that's all about. Huh. They all seem so happy when they're interviewed.

I know, right. It's the giggle all the time. It seems like they're already having fun just with life, for general. Exactly. That was a good time. So as we were saying, they get sidetracked on this whole conversation about these videos and these movies, no one's ever seen, and then they go on and on. And finally, Patrick being the pro gets them back on track if you do happen to speak to her

I'm guessing you guys traded numbers I know the city she's in I don't ask too many questions I would never I would not know we get in touch with me unless it was a third party first but if you do talk to her Teller that Sean she knows both names I'd love to say hello to her. Just as a friend, you know, 40 years is amazing. I'm glad you got the chance to see. I ended up exchanging numbers between Eric Edwards and Sharon. So they, because Sharon's like, my phone had died. I had lost all my numbers. You know, had a problem with it for a month and, you know, he was like, give me her number and, you know, so I connected the, I don't know if they've called each other yet, but I was like, that's cool. All right, well, let's get back to Rebel because sorry, I'm sorry.

What the fuck do I sign up for? What do you think about these days and these old timers? Is this interest you at all? No, it doesn't interest anybody. Oh my God. This woman they're talking about, Tigger. Some friend of his was driving him from Oakland to wherever and she handed in the phone and it was Tigger after 40 years. Yeah.

They hated each other then. You know, and now this woman doesn't want her identity out there. She doesn't want anybody to know where she lives. She did a couple of movies and wants to put it behind her now in her old age with her great grandkids. Please don't bother me. And now this guy's like, I like to talk to her too. Fuck Jesus Christ.

Nobody wants to talk to you guys. I always hate those reunion shows like, say by the ball or something, I'll get back together and they just look older and it's a little bit rough and Mr. Bell big. You know, that's the best go at it. But porn movies, I do not want a 40 year. Look at us now. No, let's go back to look at you that. Yeah, go back to that. I'd rather to it ain't, you know, I mean, like, really, we don't want to know more about these people. You put it behind you, right? And you're right about the sidetrack stuff. They get on an ecst, this Patrick Palmer starts talking about, he tells some joke. She said a good day for her

is if she got, got to fuck on her rock. Yeah. Right. He goes, you know, back in, in Iowa, we have three to rocks. And the guy who paints these rocks, let me find a picture. I mean, he complete, he's, they start talking about the fucking civil war. Dude, I didn't pull any of that because it's so not sensitive, but I'm glad you brought that up because they're like, what was Iowa a part of the union? Or oh, yeah, we people die in the civil war. It's like, this was 200 years ago.

Why are you talking about it? I think it's clip nine. If you want to hear it, but what's funny about it is only that you're listening to a show called Giz talking. Not American history. That's not what this is called. A lot of people there that county did die from the north and she just did a final scene and now she's wanting to touch her your throat. I was going to find that. I don't know, that's it. I just put it in the

her shoulder. And this is this freedom rock has a picture of our Civil War Memorial Building hot. That's my wife and her. Wow.

Wow. So two minutes after getting down to this picture, her soul says, I got to take a piss. No, I got to take a piss. I'm a free rock. Oh, that's his freedom.

Civil War Memorial, that's a big civil war memorial in our town. And then the guy, the guy does a stately, awesome work. Sam and Sophie will about the rock. So and so there's a big chunk of it taken out. But anyway, oh, snow will be a rock. I guess. Yeah. Was Iowa in the union during the Civil War?

When did it become a state? 1840 says we had quite a few Iowans die from Franklin County that fought the Civil War for the North. Yeah, do we talk about you? Yeah, I know. I wanted to just like jump in and be like, guess you had three takes into rest. Is that what you said?

Three. And then they pissed at you. What? We went to the bacteria and put that in the hot bacteria. Oh, Jesus Christ. Strong with these people. That guy wants to talk about porn, not at all. Right.

And did you hear it? Like when he said that about taking a piss, her little laugh was the fake and sounding laugh of the whole, I mean, she's giggling after everything she says and tells authentic. She's like, so here's a question I thought was interesting. So I was wondering, what was the weirdest request that you've gotten for like custom content that you so far? It's not quite a few weird requests. We start kink shaming now. This will be gets pissed out of their asshole. They're like, what weird stuff has happened to you?

You're like, wow. I was just, what's to talk about the Civil War? Yeah. Yeah. Discussing Iowa and Franklin County is the weirdest thing that's happened to me in the last three years. I've been prog right now getting fisted. What kind of question is that?

People piss into my asshole for a living. It's my job. Yeah. Oh, yes, somebody once told me to paint my toenails, pink, you know, like, how do you answer that? All right. So this is another simp that is part of this Facebook group. A question. Oh, I love sir. Uh, madam, you are very lovely. Good Lord. Good Lord God.

Yeah. I have to look up your name. You know, in in the end, one of those certain things. Sorry. I'm sorry. You have a new, okay? You're right. You have a new fan as all I'm saying. Thank you.

We got it. All right. Question four, do you have a question? Oh, I got it. Okay, let's suppose that you're a standup median guy who's swinging a hammer. How does one get into like very beginning start as a fella into this kind of thing. Because my buddy's been telling me, you know, I'm under utilizing my talent.

Whoa, this is crazy. So he's asking her how he can get into porn. And the reason is because his buddy told him he's under utilizing his talents, what's his buddy doing? Yeah. I asked him jerk off to the window. I had the same thought, Like, what in the way? You got him to weigh in.

I mean, what do you think of my dick? I've never had to, I've had to stand up comedian. I like the way it identifies himself as a stand up comedian. Like, that's, you know, I'm not just nobody here, you know, I just stand up. If your stand up is so shitty that you're considering going into fucking porn because you're swinging a hammer, then, you know, by all means, man, pull the trigger. Well, I also found it similar to when standup say, Oh, how'd you get into standup?

Well, my body's made me get on stage and I'm like, you're so funny. And I didn't want to do it. And then I crushed. That's always everyone's sorry. Like this guy's trying to do the same thing with porn. I didn't want to fuck chicks out day for a living. But I'm shocked. I'm naked on a camera. Hey, guys, come on. always everyone sorry like this guy's trying to do the same thing with porn I didn't want to fuck check out day for a living by my body. Shulton naked camera.

Hey guys come on. My friends brought in three tens and we're like, have had it. They started filming so. All right. Yeah. Next thing you know I'm into business. That's how you get in. Turns out yeah.

Sounds good. What is she gonna tell him? I mean. Well yeah, that's the other thing too, is she's not like a talent manager, a talent scout, it's not what she's there for. I don't think. She's doing this three fucking years.

You've got these aged experienced fucking old, golden age porn gods here, when I asked them. Yeah, that's true, because the guys who are attracted to the show, I was surprised. They've actually been in the industry. You would think they would not want anything to do with Patrick Palmer. Did you happen to look up with Patrick Palmer?

It looks like that. I didn't. I was, I meant to check this out. See if you could pick out who Patrick Palmer is. So they went to this convention in Chicago, this pork convention. And this is his booth. You can see it says, just talking in the back, they got all the signs.

They're with some very old women. The one woman is a man, the one of the purple dress right there. I guarantee it. Yeah. Can you guess which one is a veteran? I would say the Hawaiian shirt guy. That is correct. Ding ding ding the Hawaiian shirt guy.

So that's him in his element when he's there with the porn stars and he's talking about his show. And I gotta get you on my show. This is him with his wife. Oh, God. God. That doesn't scream Iowa. I don't know what it was.

So he's a bigger man. His head's not big, but his body is, and he's sitting next to his children, who are orange for suffering, is it? Yeah, they got the twins there. The twins. Look at them. They're pop kids. I mean, I don't look at a woman like that

and go, man, she could really do a lot better. Ha ha it looks like Bruce for that's without the beard. Yeah, she's right. Good call. All right, so this is, you could tell that he runs out of questions when he says this. So Rebel went at the booth at the, um, um, tadpole booth. You had 20 guys and 10 girls. Where do the 20 guys come from? I know I recognize a few guys, the video because they were from the booth.

But where did the other, let's say 15 guys come from? Fucking cares. Why is he asking about the dude? Yeah. What do you want? Yeah. There's a pretty hot guy said that light up. I went over their names.

There were at least 15 hot up and coming newcomers there that I didn't really have my eye on them. So then after that question, he says this. Yeah, I thought they I couldn't tell for a porn shoot or a chicken wing eating content. Hey, why not first? Dude, you're fucking living at a glass house. What are you'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this.

I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm going to be a big fan of this. I'm look in the mirror and see that finish. All right. So this is more just Simptock that you would expect from a show like this. It's interesting to see the combination of talent you're bringing to the game. That's extraordinary. It makes me want to know you.

Wow. The combination of talents. She can suck. She she can swallow she does it all she's triple thrott Yeah, she has she has a fucking front con a back con on a face Amazing I don't understand that what the tail it's our Not from a lack of research. He had mixed. He wanted no you make you want to know you just as a friend Oh, man, is there anyone ever symptom of that symptoms now it makes you want to know you just as a front. Oh, man, is there anyone ever symptom harder than that symptom just now? It makes me want to know you. Yeah, right. Girls get real turned on by that. So you're a human toilet. You

want to get dinner? Yeah, can we be pet bails? Dearest Rebel. I still want to know you. All right, you guys ready for some crazy shit. This takes a weird twist near the end when they're talking about her family. And the one guy thinks that she has a son, but she doesn't. And then this happened. How old your your son you mentioned? How old your child?

I don't have any kids. Oh my god. But I thought you said earlier that you did. No, no, my husband does. But in my husband, we have an age difference. He's 60. So his kids are my age. Wow. That's in that. God. I have grandkids. I love this chick. Why? She married a six year old. The old time was like, I like this girl. Yeah, yeah. Talk about dark. Yeah, it's fucked up.

She's a grandmother. She's a step grandmother. 28 year old grandmother. Yeah. I don't know why I didn't predict, you know, that the guy would be a fucking old shit. It's like, yeah, do it everyone. I don't care.

She says that was the second guy she's ever been with and he got her in the port. What a fucking weird. I want to talk to that guy. I want to know him. I need to know this guy. All right, so then we bring Lloyd back into the fold. This is my favorite set from the show. Does he have any more questions? Yeah, we already have another question for Rumble. You know, I'm really can-new into that, like everybody else, is I'm just looking forward to

seeing more content from her and seeing, I mean, you're really exercising your nerve endings and I'm seeing you being excited to see what you do next. It's really amazing. Like what? I'm just taking your skin off your nerve endings. I, this is so much stimulation everywhere. You know, it reminds me of, because I like porn, and I like baseball, because I like porn and I like baseball.

But I don't like people who are too into either of those things. I don't want to have a conversation with someone who's talking about the rotation on a slider. I'm like, okay, well, I don't, not following that, you know, oh, yeah, but the, but the, the speed off the bat at 102.3 miles, probably whatever. Did it go over the fence? You know, what are we talking about? These guys, I think are a little bit too in-deported to the point where it's like, it's not fun anymore. You're like, well, you're taking it on the fun out. Yeah. Yeah.

I did the analytical nature of it, you know. And they're in love with these, oh my god, your work. Like, you, you get this huge frame of reference, you know, for all these actresses he can compare her to, you know. You know, I get it. They all seem kind of fucking, you know, you know, they all seem fucking. I don't know. It's all the same shit. Yeah, it's kind of all the same shit. Do you want to look at a white girl, an Asian girl, Latina? You know, it's kind of, there's not all, whatever, whatever. I know. I'll elevate this, you know, it's actually talking about porn with with the, with the dude, I mean, like, these guys have to be ashamed of themselves

at the end of this. I felt like I needed a shower at the end of this just listening to it. You know, and they're just so fucking easy. You know, as a 74 year old man, you know, live your life, just enjoy it. Oh, yeah. Do you, do you pull that clip any chance? No, I was near the end. He tells her like, wow, you are living the life. You got to enjoy this.

I wish I could be doing what you're doing right now. Getting fucked up the ass by three cops and Prague. It sounds amazing. There's another fun question. You guys did a 20 man 10 girl gang bang. We did. That worked out for you guys. That was so much fun.

We just, like they basically just let us do whatever we want and it was just a big, big breakfast. That was great. I think everyone fucked everyone. I guess you guys, like she's on curvy enthusiasm. Like, oh yeah, they gave us a little bit of direction. We just got to run with them. Yeah, it's curvy.

It's like, you know, find our way there. All right. So let's say so, yeah, suck dick first. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. All right. Double penetration at some point.

Okay. At some point. All right. That's mine. You know, I don't want to do any rules here, man. Sometimes you feel a dick against you and you just roll with it. Yeah. You're going to explore the space.

So it'll be a little improv. You know, we get that room. I don't know what a question. How'd that work out for you guys? I don't work out sticky. Yeah. You gotta explore the space so it'll be. The little improv, you know, we get that room. I'd like to question how'd that work out for you guys. I'd go work out sticky. How do you think it worked out? Everybody came. That dress. Get Gregory says, the next question should be

as your father killed himself yet. That would have been an appropriate question. She's married to him, procrastinating. It's a lot of life insurance. It's a good point. Yeah. Anything else that you want to play from this show, I think we're grossing people out. It's so fucking awful, man. These aging hippies, you know, these like older boomers when they

start to they bring civil rights into every conversation without fail. It's like an interracial porn. Yeah. You know, is he somebody goes as the interracial porn gotten better? You know, and she's like like they used to charge more to do interracial porn. That's ridiculous, which it is, you know, I mean, you just shouldn't do it at all. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Everybody's about to say. Hey, I thought it was a friendly room. It's, but the guy saying like, it was down in the South, he starts saying like, well, there's half the country that just wants to enslave everybody and not let anybody have any color in it. No, man, that's not really an accurate summary of a conservative point of view. He literally says half people in this country want slavery to come back. What get a pull was that from? I remember seeing

that one. Well, I wanted to come back, but only as a theme in a porno movie, you know, right? When they're done shooting up. Yeah, that's what they failed to mention is that like a lot of those boring roles, you know for blacks in the 70s We're like cooks, you know They get flower all over their face and stuff. It was really demeaning and dehumanizing Surprisingly never the pool boy never once the pool boy. Maybe the pizza delivery guy never the pool guy go Finder I tried to choose or something, you know, all right I have to play this one more clip because this gives us deep insight into how Patrick turned out the way the heat turned out. When when I first started watching adult movies when I was

13, I mean, 18, he was on my dad at a beta max deep thrill video. And on like you go to the movie today and you see a trailer for Top Gun or trailer for Oceans, Eleven, whatever. Anyway, they had trailers of the beginnings of these beta max movies on these movies coming to a theater near you. And so anyway, one of them was a Joey Silvera movie called Expensive Taste. And he had a ski mask on with two eyes, the mouth, and he's eating some ladies pussy with a ski mask on. It was kind of funny. And then it was like, they kind of did this rap scene thing.

Kind of funny. What the fuck are you talking about? Why is he? He's the... He could be a pussy with a ski mask. That's kind of funny. I was 13, I was having a chuckle with my buds. Jesus Christ.

Oh my fucking God. This is my God. So what was his question? Isn't that cool? Every 28 year old porn actress wants to talk about beta backs and I used to jerk off in the 70s. That's always fun rap scenes. Good stuff, guys. This guy doesn't even have anything to relive except jerking off. I can't. All right, Pat, I think as you want to talk about from this show, I could talk about this show a lot. You don't want to hear

anymore. I'm sure. It's one of those things, like these old guys who feel compelled to say, yeah, honey, you're so good looking. You're so hot. Well, you know, sure. What 28-year-old wouldn't you fuck? That's a good point. I wish the whole thing was a Civil War podcast with just a couple

minutes of porn in the middle. That's the format. And they should change the format. What would that be called? Can't be called just stock egg. I got that. All right. They're not immediately on that. No, it's time for We got a cringe of the week that came out from Michael Demmer's and Michael sent over what is it the South shell coming at? Close enough I mean rising at his house of fire, maybe think about, we will allow that. All right, thank you. Ha, ha, ha. Horse and wars. Blue in the game.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right. All right, so this is a Christmas week from Michael Dumber's and it's our old friend, Adam Kuroa from the Adam Kuroa show. And what happens here is, Gina Greadd is insufferable when she starts doing improv. And so what they're talking about

is Anna's pretending to be a guy explaining to a married couple, which is Bald Bryan and Gina, in this case, about gay sex, and specifically the difference between tops and bottoms. Like you guys, you're a couple. You've been to get it for a long time. 47 wonderful years. Feels like forever.

And and and and I know you both like musicals right? Of course. But but this is not that. This is one you would have to like the one part and I'm sorry I'm not following all this Michigan. Okay, so somebody has to put the penis somewhere but then but then somebody has to accept the penis. You know, like, yeah, sometimes the cast that and so I'm just going to go ahead and steam. I'm talking about go ahead and steam I'm talking about oh Calcutta and this is so that person we called the top like like your husband would get on on top of you I think Marvis the top and the Coliseum how do you do surgery I'm gonna need so I blame Adam Crowell for this he should not have brought up

musicals in front of Gina grad you never bring up musicals in front of Gina grad That's not you Adam. That was not good I like the way she really identifies with the reality of this character. She's doing, you know That's exactly how they behave just first into song All right, I think we've wasted enough time. Let's get to the important things that matter. ["Port of Man!" by The Man!" by The Man!" by The Man! ["Port of Man!" by The Man!" by The Man!" by The Man! ["Port of Man!" by The Man!" by The Man!" by The Man!" by The Man! Opie was back at his car and he had a big audience of people watching him, which he's not used to,

and a lot of them were trolling him. For example, this question to the game, and this guy wants to make fun of me, went from satellite radio to live from my car. Upgrade, it actually did a lot of ways it is, and upgrade if you wanna know the truth. Name two ways, it's an upgrade, Opie. Name two. I need not many upgrade, Opie. Name two.

I don't have any bosses, I'll give you that. What's the other one? Podcasting from his card, he's like, oh yeah, you used to be a satellite radio, a national morning show. Yeah, it's great, this is way better. I'm a man in the streets. Exactly where I want to be.

Yeah. It's such a weird thing with this guy. He's always so fucking insistent that what he's doing is just the fucking best. So our mutual friend, circus midget, turned me on to about a year ago, Pat, you were on the NYC crime report and you were talking about how you spent hours in your car driving from Austin, listening to OP radio. And you're not really familiar with OP and Anthony, didn't grow up in a market where they were in.

So you were kind of coming at it from a perspective, hey, I'm objective, I just wanna hear what's going on here, what's with this guy, and you were blown away with how horrible he is at broadcasting. It's shocking. It is shocking. And coming objectively objectively you listen and you go, I don't understand how this person ever had a career, a job in radio emptying

a trash can in a radio station. He's not an intern. You would let me a fourth mic, you know, he's just like not it's not what you're supposed to be doing. I know what he's supposed to be doing. I have some really bad news. He's announcing that this will be the last car stream. We'll be out there for the next three months. And so I will be in the city for the alternate side of the street parking thing, which sucks because like, there's been a lot of really good live streams from this car because it's kind of an intimate setting.

It gets me a babbling about things happening in the world. I like that. See, you see those cows coming and rabbit fire and I always like switching them off the screen as quickly as he can. I like Cody zone who says now, hope people live stream from his private jet. LOL. Oh, the money of fallen.

It's, it's so funny. Like, oh, guys, this is the end of an era. We're leaving New York City, going back to the beach house, gonna spend the next three months there. So we won't be livestreaming from the car, which sucks because there's so much great material that happens, which is sitting in your car,

and man, at talking to a duct tape to your rearview mirror phone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're so right. The episode that I happened to hear was he made a friend who was mad at him for parking wrong at first, but then they

decided to, they worked it out, you know, and then the guy gave him his email address and he kind of knew it was something but it's this. And this is the whole episode. He's going, should I email him? How long should I wait? This is the loneliest man on the fucking planet. It's the weirdest thing. And yet, he has no intention of ever climbing out of it.

It's- You pointed that out on your show. How lonely is it? Now, obviously, I knew who listens even to one episode. It's so obvious. That's one of the things that Opie always goes to is like, you don't even know my wife and all my friends, you know, the cool stuff up to it. Like, who talks like that? What a don't man is going, no, I got friends. I do cool things. You don't even know. I didn't even tell you about it. But I do.

He had one of his things going on the street one time. And a guy that was that was somebody that he knew who was apparently successful or something, that you see the eye contact and the guy just like freezes up and just you could see the chills, you know, and he's trying to just keep going and say, oh, hey, hey, hey, you know so much more about this guy than I do. And I've listened to a lot of old ONA. And it's great. But I mean, considering how much he's carrying there. And I don't, he's so delusional now that it's, I, you know, I think a lot of it has to do with his home life, you know? I don't know what else to put it on.

I would agree with you 100%. So he's talking about how Memorial Day weekend, they spent an extra day out of the beach house. He drives back into Manhattan late on I'm Tuesday night and as you know He doesn't pay for a parking spot and getting into Manhattan late. Oh It's gonna cause a problem got back What do we get back? We got back Tuesday Look at the common idea fucking cool as podcast man quick question. Are you a boner guy?

And he leaves this up a voter guy. And he leaves the self. It's like a great Tuesday night. I dropped the kids off at the building around 10 30 at night. We really pushed it. And then I had to find parking because I don't have a garage to park in these days. So I

drove around the neighborhood for another hour. This is what you've got to deal with. Sometimes you just simply can't find parking. And I found a spot for my car at 1130 at night at a meter, which basically means that I would have to move my car before 9 o'clock the next day. Yes, following this story. Wow. Wow. So it's fucking gonna meter. And by 9 a.m., it's to put money into the meter or else you'll get a ticket.

And this is like, this relative to his whole day, this is something that happened. This is the main subject of this episode, fat. This gets even juicier. I know you're on the edge of your seat. Oh, now what happens? Oh just you wait my friend. There's a big reveal that is coming right here. So Cars parked all nice got to move it by nine go to bed around 12 12 15 Wide awake at 5 30. I'm like all right. I have to point to that because you were laughing too. Is he started to get funny?

I have to point to that because you were laughing too. Is he starting to get funny? With his still been free, I'm starting to actually enjoy it. I get that bad, it's a 30. I gotta get up, bro. He's one of those guys creates a list where there doesn't need to be one, you know what I mean? And you know that the next thing

that's gonna be in that Cain's is gonna be stupid. 12, 12, 15, who cares? It's a 35. Woo! He might be on the cutting edge of a new kind of comedy 15 who can't there for 35 He might be on the cutting edge of a new kind of comedy that's just analyzing minutia Like with no punchline There's never a payoff that'd be a great stand-up show never a payoff I got the blueuest balls after this show. It's a game show.

It's completely funny. Happened. I tripped a little on the stairs. We all died laughing. Cars parked all nice. Got to move it by nine. Go to the show. What the fuck? Is he borrowed I heard from Stuttering John? What the fuck is he borrowed I heard from Stuttering John? 15 wide awake at 5 30. I'm like, you know, I would have a better chance getting a legit spot if I go to my car now and move it before I have to move it at nine when the city is going to be in full action with everybody looking for spots. So I tool up to my car, my electric scooter, and here is the update. My fucking side view mirrors are gone again.

Again, they stole my side view mirrors twice in a two week period. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to God, which he bidsht about a few weeks back. And then it took him three hours to fight to spot. He's driving around in circles for three hours just stewing about this. Not safely either because he's missing. Right. Which are important in New York. The whole time he's getting trolled so hard someone told him when tell the guys who are sitting in the meals to leave it alone. What's one of the comments that came up? guys were still in your meals to leave it alone. What's one of the comments that came up? Paul was funny.

So we told him to leave it alone. That was a thing he used to say to Anthony, whenever Anthony'd be like, oh, why are you being a douche, leave it alone. You know, like, all watch out. You don't want to get on my bedside. Oh, yeah, okay. That's great.

Yeah. Damn, so out of his fucking mind, it's like this is it. This kind of programming is kind of, how long will this go on? I mean, any prediction on like. was fucking mind. It's like this is it. This kind of programming is kind of how long will this go on? I mean, any prediction on like to to already gone after three years too long. It's we're already three years past our prior of us. It's crazy. See, I could reunite with my old partner, you know, these years ago, could have made a bundle. You know what I mean? Like everybody

would have loved to see that. Why the fuck not? Man, I don't know, man. Just a lot of money, don't know. Okay. All right, so, so OP is getting very frustrated now because you know, he's already got to move his car twice a week. It's already a huge pain in the ass to not have a parking spot when you live in Manhattan.

And now he's getting his mirrors ripped off. I was out of my mind. I don't think you can see because it's kind of calming down. But I punched the shit. Oh yeah, you can kind of see that. Yep. You see that lovely Bruce? I sure do. The kid is more of a lover than a fighter these days. Yeah, you could see that. That's all in here. That's from the emblem on my steering wheel. I was so out of my mind when I saw they took my side view mirrors for the second time.

I didn't know what to do with myself. And I'm like, you know, how you get. So the only thing you realize, like logically, the only thing that makes sense is to hurt yourself. So I was like, bam, bam, and I hit the fucking logo. I don't think it's broken, but it hurts a lot. It's not broken. This must be that karma thing, Senator John was talking about, maybe because we forget because we become a clown now. We forget how miserable he made everyone around him. Like he was the biggest prick to work with. No one enjoyed. That's why he doesn't talk to any of those guys anymore. No one enjoyed being around

this guy and it kind of seems like maybe he's getting a car doesn't even like them. The car's a dude what do I do? I'm trail dead co-host for Christ. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, sort of funny dudes you know, like I would, but this thing about hurting himself, man, that's I think we're getting close to the fucking bone on that, you know, just like, I don't know what to do, but I hurt myself. I mean, anybody who's that mad about this, he's punching shit, hitting the logo, thinking he's breaking his hand, that's about a lot of other shit. I mean, I guess that's pretty obvious.

There's a lot of pent up rage going on, yeah, because he can easily afford new Ruby mirrors. It's not gonna ruin his life in any single way, but he's pissed. And it's funny because the people who are watching this, a lot of them are trolls, are funnier than he is. Oh, yeah. Because he's talking about New York City's got a shit. And someone wrote it all started going down him when the Irish came. Oh my God, that's a pretty funny joke. Well, if all the things to get madly about that you've lost your mirrors, or the least you're fucking worries, man. It's a good point. You know,

we're multi-billion dollar job. They had like, wait, what a bunch of steering wheel or two over that. All your friends losing all your friends. Anyway, all right. So I had to pull this clip pat. It's happened before, but every time this happens I'm good to point it out and show it Unfortunately, I got to say the They all did inside the street live stream show is gonna have to come to an end I mean we're ready for a change anyway, so the next three months it'll be live streaming from the ocean like I said live streamed from the ocean like I said. Oh my duck takes a whole lot of it. Oh my god.

A little gag. His duck takes a foul. And while he's fixing this, there's a comment up from Jason Watson. Now you know how the fourth graders felt in Texas. Jesus Christ. There you go. Let me make sure this is all good. So it's gonna come to an end because they literally can't guarantee, or I can't guarantee that my car's safe

on the street anymore. Oh, he damned. Yeah, in New York City. Yeah, when was there a guarantee? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you should just pay for that parking. I just wish he had the building. I wish he had the video of him punching the fucking

here. All he wants is a video to go viral. That would be it. Yeah. Yeah. He should film himself walking out to his car every day, just in case someone stole something from it. And we can watch it. He's bringing to a close the alternate side of the street parking show. Yeah. What? What? That's like a format that we're all like, no, Opie, you can't do that to us. You kind of think of something nobody else is doing. Do another season. Come on. You want more season.

You can do it. I need closure. By the way, this is not a good sign for any podcast or a broadcaster. Hold on. Wow. There's a lot of people in the room today. Why is that? Yeah. Why is that? Why are people watching my show? there's a lot of people in the room today. Why is that? Yeah. Why

is that? Why are people watching my show? What's going on right now? Something I would never say. What is happening? People enjoy this. Some of them. I mean, he certainly has a lot of attitude about very little. I mean, like if he stopped looking at the minutia of his life, he'd have to look at the totality of his life. Oh, that's a good point. He might as well focus on the little things because the big thing will scare the shit out of you. Yeah. Yeah, get mad about, you know, the commenters and shit like that. I mean, he has more fans that hate him than like him. Oh, that's out of the college. That's every bit like your whole audience, I mean like, is just fucking rooting for you to do something even stupider and weirder.

And they're all setting up rakes in front of his car, just like, it's... It's... All right. So this is why the car show is so amazing because he gets distracted really easily and he thinks the sweeper is coming because that's the big deal with all of this when the sweeper comes he has to move his

car try to get a spot back it's all the thing it's gonna go back to the New York City I remember as a kid where it was damn right it didn't excuse me damn what was the word of this sorry I thought I saw the sweeper and where it was scary I guess it's all I want to say Distracted my things and I already been there. I thought I heard the ice cream truck This guy does not need distractions while he's broadcasting Oh, man, he's that guy on the other side of the bar that is talking loud to see who's listening who wants to get in I didn't nobody wants to take him up on it. No, that's literally what he does.

And Karl Ruiz used to yell at him, like, oh, be stop it. What are you doing? You're embarrassing me. He used to sit outside of Gebards and just call out to people like hot chicks or homeless guys or whatever and just start trying to have a conversation with them.

And I don't think that was because he was doing a show. I think that's his nature. That's his nature. Oh, you don't wanna that was because he was doing a show. I think that's his nature. That's his nature. Oh, you don't want to talk? Fucking asshole. He doesn't do it a lot when he's by himself like this, though, you know, I don't know. I don't know.

I would be down. What do we know? He's just sitting here, just unloading everything in his mind and it's so little. Yeah. It's there's so little going on in there. I mean, all right. So, uh, pain he's drawing from to do this show. There's obviously, uh, Anthony Kumia fans

who are watching this broadcast and commenting in real time. People, do you agree with that we need? We need to be like the Wild West, all walking around with six years. I think it doesn't even fucking know what it's like to live in New York. You literally has no idea. I've been in the city for like 20 years. It's mostly a annoying shit that happens.

I mean, in general, you're safe in New York. It's a annoying shit that's starting to build. Now bed bugs on the subway, really? Our guy knows, because that me was still new, you all clues. We're gonna swagger. Just brush the bed bugs on you. Swagger just brush the bed books on you He's on his rant. He's on a roll going on here. So it doesn't even realize that there's a comment out there Open what happened you you're about as funny as pediatric glial blastoma, which is a brain tumor

And he's just sitting there ranting away All New York Anthony doesn't know I Know anytime someone asks a question about anything. I do you think if you feel should be armed You know Anthony says people should be armed and Well, come on just a question I'm just a nerve. Yeah, I mean it wasn't the appropriate reaction to that question

Without the word Anthony would he respond in the same way? I don't think so. Six shooters. So this is the funniest part of the show because it's nothing that Opie planned to have happened. Everything we've seen so far, like he had all these ideas and his ideas and was ready to go after all of this, but he gets distracted by a guy who wants to get his attention who drives up next to him. And I'm gonna play this video,

there's gonna be some quiet parts, but I want you all to picture, you're this guy trying to get Obi's attention. You're looking into his window. There's a guy with his phone duct taped to his rear view mirror yelling into it like a lunatic. This guy's trying to squeeze into a spot. Hold on a minute. So he's talking to how much though.

125. I'm not sure. So he's talking to us. How much though? 125? What spot do I have? Oh, this. I would love to know where that came from. Let me think it over. I'm live right now. No worries. Holy shit. Are you serious? It's only something I'm so mad right now. There is a giant scratch on the entire left side of my car.

So this guy can pull up and he goes, hey man, that's a really bad scratch guy. I can fix it for you for 125 bucks. I don't know what you're talking about. He looks like, what the fuck? And he's having a bad day already, as you know. Wow. It's a little new since thing that somehow escaped his attention. You know, I'm so mad right now. I'm so mad. All the other guy, what are you talking about? What's your scam? You can fix the scratch of my car. I don't think I'll earn talked about what's your scam you can fix the scratch of my car. I don't think I'll earn $125. I was thinking it was like a ding or something like how dare you.

And then I look down it's just that's actually a good suggestion right there from Vincent just livestream from the parking garage and so right off for the show. Yeah, like I write off our basement here like you could do that. It's not a bad idea. I was thinking it was like a dill or something. I'm like, how dare you? And I look down. It's just a cross the entire side of my car. He says he's so mad. He is tickled pink. Yeah. He loves it. You think he's having fun with that? I think it's the best thing that's happened to him. Yeah, in probably a long time. Why do you say that? Because it's like gives him, he can dig into that and ignore everything else that's going on around him that's sort of the major points. Like, you know, you're talking to 15 people or whatever the fuck everybody hates you. You're a joke. And all that stuff is just like bounces off,

but a little scratch on his car. I'm so mad. He loves it. And the steering wheel's like, don't look at me. I love the dude with his pants. You pointed it. No, yeah, he's like,

I could fix it for you. Offers to fix it. That's how reasonable to me. Yeah, 125, by the way, I'm saying yes to that, because that's should expensive. We take it to a body shop. I someone's Ken Fixif for 125. He goes, I'll get back to you. I'm live. She'll be right now. I was like, no, well, you're doing it. It was not more important. Well, just talk to the guy. You know, man, there might be another scratch tomorrow. Yeah, I know. I'm thinking the same thing. This guy's got to rank it.

Let's eat with you. You know, and you can have a little. Jesus. I think it's a lot of sweet with you, you know, and you could have a little. Jesus. So that's our catching up with Opie this week. And I wanna make an announcement that I've been meaning to talk about this. We did our Opie song parody contest, and I'm so bad.

I have not reached out to any of the winners to get their prizes fulfilled. I did with Stuttering John, I've just been dropping the ball. It's time I to do a list. So the winners of the OP song parody contest, we will get something out to you. I promise you, in the meantime,

Mr. Magenta sent in a song and he sent in a note to Jen from the Jingles department and it says, hi Jen, I know you're apparently dating Tucker Dixon and that other guy who called into the voicemail line. But I think it's about time we told Carl about us too.

Here's the song we were talking about, sending to him to break the news. See you soon, but I can't come over now Come and the boys are playing, and we just can't hide ourselves Just a few more hours, I'll be there just April Oh, no, I hear his club for a hood Oh, jam, what can I do? Jam, what can I do? You say you feel so empty? Curls, fetuses, a joke

And I'm always somewhere else I am tea, curl speed is a joke And I'm always somewhere else When you're looking for a book Counting down the hours Do I make sweet love to you? Curl can watch from the shower Oh, Jen, what can I do? Jen, what can I do? Jen, I know we lonely, but I know it'll be alright. We'll be cuck in car roll all night.

That's a weird way to get the news broken to you. A fun time parody. I don't know how to feel about this. It's rough. Latham and Crayon. I'm kind of mad, but it's good content for the show. I don't know how to feel about this. It's rough. Lathena Christ. They get great fans. I'm kind of mad, but it's good content for the show. So I mean, it could be worse.

I could have no content, my wife's fucking people. You know? Yeah. It'd be bad. It's surprising, but it's broken to you in the best possible. Right. I mean, it's my least ever kiss sign. It's my least ever kiss sign.

But this is another quick one for Mr. Magenta. ["Mister Magenta"] Everybody wants to ban girls' wives. That's enough of that. So I do want to get more songfaringy's coming in. I was thinking the other day how I missed that. We were having so much fun when we were doing the songfaringy contest. So I know I can't get PJ out of retirement, but if we can get Mr. Magenta and everyone else to step up, that'd be fan fucking Tastic.

Man, can I just say big respect for bringing back song parody, you know, I needed to be done. And then they all sound really fucking good. A lot of them have been fantastic. A lot of them really fantastic. Surprisingly so. Yeah. Yeah, which is a cool.

I think I was. Yeah, that was a winner. My face. All right. Well, speaking of things that are fantastic, this guy Tony Michaels, he used to do these really funny, fantastic videos. And this one he does is called, Chicky Micking Dugs.

And I thought it's a short one. I thought we could play that together. But you can see the video. Yeah. Right, okay. Yeah, I'm looking. All right, check this out. This is Chicky Mickinguggs from Tony Michaels.

So, you're just seeing his legs in jean shorts. Nice of kids. I thought I told you a little shun biggest get out of my yard. Get out of my yard. Get the hell out of my yard. I'm aiming for it. Get out of my yard! Get the hell out of my yard! I'm aiming for it! Get out of my yard!

Busters! Have tell me every day I'm time! Ridiculous! I'm gonna call the name... Yard! Don't get your... Oh shit! I lost my shelf out of the house! So that was a whole video, it's 37 seconds. For some reason, this cheeky Mcnugged is pointing a camera directly into his face, almost touching his face while yelling at the kids who are playing in his yard.

Not quite sure how that works. Novelty, Elvis glasses. Yeah, and the fake mustache, hilarious. He's in disguise. The title of this is Make Me Laugh videos, and then I'll cap my neighbor is an A-hole, and then Crazy Redneck Chicky McNugg. I think he wanted this to be a character,

like an ongoing character that he was developing. And the best is I've read in the comments underneath that from four years ago when he posted that, this MK786 wrote, I love this vid, it's so funny, with like a tongue out emoji. And Tony writes back, thanks for watching, have a great week.

And the Jason says, you think this is funny? To which, Jack Steiner writes, if you look at the Fresh squeeze video he has up, you'll see the MK786 is one of the names Tony uses in the credits. So this is Tony saying he loves his own video. It could be a great week.

What a mind fuck. I know. This guy's amazing. You took me on a trip there. I know. He's raised down. Get out of my yard. Oh, get out of my yard. It's so funny. I know he's raised down. Get out of my yard. Oh, get out of my yard.

It's so funny. I could so relate to that. I always had that neighbor when I'm playing swords with my friends. I'm very hard. They kept running out. How many times that has happened? Holy shit. Yeah, we can all relate to that. I think it's like an Archie bunker type character.

We're meant to relate to him, actually. You know, yes, you're right. Oh, you know, even though he comes off, bros, you know, he's really has a hard to go. I seem to error my ways now. Yes, thank you. They should put it that out. The fucking kids.

All right, we got to get back to the funny fast food car vlog. This one's called OMG, they put chili in their pies, Frito Pie, heaven. All right guys, we're out driving around, they're doing some work, getting hungry again. It's about 130, it's lunchtime. Just, what is it not lunchtime for this guy? Also, I want to point this out because this,

like, happy, go lucky go lucky fun Tony Michaels character And then he's got those other videos where he's like, you know, he wears the hat this is fuck him and he's like fuck you fuck you Trump, fuck you like all like tough guys like well Which one are you because I'm not buying the tough guy guy? I think this is for him this guy's hungry You say he's about to get what you know how he knows it's lunchtime is that home spun music always starts playing The post production on this is maybe the most enraging part about it Which is saying something because all of it is enraging Pulling in to my old hometown

And we are gonna go to a place that you're gonna love so I'll see you there Home I gonna love it. Let's do it So now he's driving through Elden Missouri Levels Christ Alright guys here we are. You think you could have added some of those parts out? Do you think you needed all those scenes to show that he was driving into a parking lot? Oh I mean it really is that right there put the whole thing in perspective though didn't it? I don't know. I know I did a one-nighter there one time. I swear to fucking God I must

have. No I don't think I'm there. I swear to fucking God, I must have done this. That was like a place on earth. Wrapped the creamy, it's a hot dog stand. And I think I think I'm gonna get a hot dog. Oh yeah. This is part of his format where he explains, like I've got to order food and I think I might order this, but I'm not sure. So it's like, it's this constant tension and release.

You know, it's like jazz music. It's like brilliant jazz music with Tony Michaels. You're like, oh, it's gonna be good to eat that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna finish it all we did finish it. It's about the funny things he's not saying. You know, I can do the funny things he's not seeing from home.

A foot long. Foot long, long dog. Let's get to the menu. Yes. I'll have two cheese dogs playing. Did you know he was going to look at the cab or have to say that? Did you know he was going to say plain?

That was worth mucking for. Yeah, I know. I could two cheese dogs play. He's like, eh? What do you guys think? We're like, we're all at home going to yop. He did the plain thing again. We're all not even approval.

Y'all, yes. Very good. Get it, dude. I'll have two cheese dogs plain. And give me a Frito pie. Oh, I want the cheese on it. But the cheese on it, but the cheese on it! Cheese on it!

What would Chili do without cheese? Oh, I'm getting a free-night party! I can't wait for the chili to hit my lips! You know what I mean? Do you see what I mean about this post-production part? He's so in love with himself! That's what I was thinking the whole time, like, wow, this guy's an editing genius, obviously.

Pat, let me ask you this. I know that you're a standup comedian and it's pretty well known that standups are a little bit insecure. Would you be able to sit in front of editing software and stare at your face that close up for hours to put this together? Jesus Christ, ordering plain hot dogs and shit.

I'm like, oh, that is good. I even slow it down, speed it up.'m going to raise the pitch. This shit's going to be off the fucking chain. The fact that he can write around like he thinks this is worthwhile. You know, this is a good thing to be doing. If I had a quarter of that belief in myself, you know, I know. You got to give credit for that. I envy him. I'm also learning about a thing called a Frito Pie, which apparently is chili with cheese on it. And some Fritos. Oh, he wants to eat it.

I don't know why that's a pie, but that's what he calls it. But chili do without cheese. I'm getting a Frito pie. I can't wait for the chili to hit my lips. It's right there, I can see it. I can see the chili and cheese. hit my lips. It's right there. I can see it. I can see the chili and cheese.

I've seen crack head score crack and be less excited about it. That's actually not true. But you know what I mean? He's being a little too excited about this fast food. Yeah. If this guy was married, I don't know if he is or not, but his honeymoon was not this exciting. You know,

Wow. I pick a lane, but I didn't do a talk low, or do you talk high? Oh, he's got it all. He's got a brilliant range. If they say that the guy is hungry for free,

don't buy. He's not a triple threat. He's just a threat. I can smell it. All right, awesome, thanks for feeding me today. Remember he thinks this is funny, which is the best part about this is the fact that he writes the word funny when he explains what this video is called funny fast food carve log. Alright, you guys remember that, he thinks this is funny.

We got the Julian cheese, I feel like a man. Oh man guys, I'm about halfway through this thing. He's halfway through, a half time report. Half time report. What do you guys think is gonna happen? Should I go to the phones? He didn't come up for air for a while. We're halfway done.

Holy shit. I'm not chilly all over your face. He cleans up well. I'll give him that. Did I talk about the person who made a porky pig illustration of him that is so spot on, it's amazing. Now that we're doing two shows a week, I might be repeating myself, but somebody did an amazing illustration.

It's in the sub-raddit and it's up on Twitter. And he really is. Like if you had to describe like what would Porcupig look like if it were in a cartoon? Yeah, that's it. I am in Chile and Chees heaven with a side of hot dog. Man. I just want to point out that hot dogs are not a side.

That's hot. I have hot dogs. It's not a side not aside. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not a side-second. Yeah, I've tried that before. They never go for it. I feel so great about my decision to stop in my hometown and get me some chili cheese free. Oh, the barbecue's saying,

which, that comes with two sides. All right, I'll have two more barbecue sandwiches on the side. No, what we met was like match with the nose, right? Next-running cheese from chill like that. I'm excited. It's what we met was like, match with the idols, right? That's right. That's right, hot dog. And with a side, a hot dog, man, I feel so great about my decision. You shouldn't. You should feel awful about all of these decisions, A, doing this,

and then B, actually putting the time and editing this together and uploading it to YouTube. Keep it at your hard drive. I can help this guy with a future decision that's gonna come up, you know, go domestic when you get the Lat ban surgery. Don't go to Mexico, it's cheaper but dangerous. It's unbelievable to me.

I think that you, this guy should treat these videos like you would treat child porn. Like don't put that on the internet. You'll get caught. You know, like keep that shut a hard drive and a drawer somewhere and label it like, I don't know, wedding photos or you know, something like that. Not child porn. Not that I would know how to write child porn. That's what I would know how to write a chart. Not chart. Yeah.

To stop in my hometown and get me some chili cheese, friedle pie, and hot dog. All right, guys, I'll be right back. Oh, wait, hold on. Let's see. Do you think he finished his meal, Pat? What do you think? You know what?

I think we're going back for a shake or something just like that. Roll with the dice. he finished all right. Yeah. Producer Chris, what do you think? Have you seen this video yet? I'm going with the finish. Yeah, all right.

All right, guys, I barely made it. I've barely made it. Thank goodness he made it. Wow. You know what I mean? Again, it's like he's making such a big deal about this fucking food. He doesn't show it once. Yeah. That's been pointed out before by Alex Stein was not too happy.

We don't get to see the food or watch him eat it. I'm not even convinced that it did happen. You know what I mean? Like he's not making me believe it. You know what? I think Tony Michaels might be a liar. I think you're onto something Mr. Dexon. I think you're right.

I even the ways the show is. I bet this guy can't even eat two cheese dogs. That's what I'm gonna say, right now. I'm gonna prove it. So, the Michaels exposed. You bet. But that's time you're on your show, Tony. Because you better prove you can eat two cheese dogs in one setting with a Frito pie.

Yeah, you poser. That's a hot dog, motherfucker. All right, guys, I barely made it. I barely made it, but I made it. It was so good. I think that was his heart talking. I couldn't leave it there. I couldn't leave it there and not eat it.

When they give you one of these, eat your food, you know it's going to be delicious. A plastic fork I Don't know if he's going for irony there. I'm in the Morton's Give you a plastic fork But was it delicious? Yes, how do they pull it up? How do they pull it up with it? They put the crabby at the top of the steak. It's amazing But no plastic fork and extra cheese for delicious. Definitely plain No plastic fork. And extra cheese.

You eat the fork. Delicious. Definitely. Plain. Fork food. Alright. What's funny though is that, so you're saying like, oh, obviously that's a joke. If it was a fork, it'd be a joke.

Yeah, you're right. But the fact that he actually got a fork, he's like, look, I'm eating adult food. I got a fork in my bank. So proud of myself. A very pristine looking fork. And I'm gonna prize. When they give you one of these, Deach your food, you know it's going to be delicious. Said the homeless man. Hi guys, thanks for riding along with me again today.

I appreciate you riding with me in the drive-through. Until next time, subscribe, check me out on Twitter, the Tony Michaels, and also check me out on Twitter the Tony Michaels and also check me out on Facebook Drive in drive out Doesn't make any sense Tony Michaels in space What a fucking lunatic. All right, so because I've been pointing out these videos, people have been going on checking them out.

There's a really funny comment on here from eight days ago, my Jay Horvath. He says, you should try food with veggies and condiments. The veggies fill you up more as you don't eat as many sandwiches also because you're an adult. I thought we're pretty good points. Does he get a lot of comments? Does he have a lot of viewers? No, actually the funny thing is is that he has a Patreon account with one person subscribed to it which he recently came back and said, yeah, but it's because I don't promote it

which is also stupid. I hope he realizes that he's like, that's his excuse to, yeah, I don't even promote my page, I'm at the bottom of my page. Well, then why do you have a page right? Why'd you set it up? If you don't promote it, you know why I didn't want to give you money. And he doesn't get any views.

The only way he gets views is when we watch his videos. What's on the page right on the really deep cuts, I guess, right? The cutting rumors. The cutting rumors. The speaker might go, All right, this is the something that didn't make it into the Arby's video.

You're like, no, it's fine. I saw it up from Arby's. I get it. Psychedelic album. It's on the spirit. Things got a little dark. Unplugged behind the sandwiches. Yes.

Pat, I have a treat for you, my friend. You get to play along with everyone's favorite podcast game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. A dabbler. Are you ready to play to catch a dabbler? With your old valve, Dr. Steve? I mean, I skewer fucking Don Buckwell,

who is the biggest piece of shit, which is, you know, I guess a prerequisite for becoming an agent, but he really is a piece of shit. I give thorough detail on that. And, man, I used to, you know, but now I can probably get arrested for this, but I'll say it anyway man I used to, you know, but now I think you probably get arrested for this ball. Say it anyway. I used to fantasize about, I don't say that. No, hold on, no, hold on, about what?

Did John say that? All right, you follow this, Pat? Yeah. Okay. So his co-host, Royce, is trying to stop John from saying whatever he's about to say. I love him. Yeah, it's great. All right, so we're going to get multiple choices here, Pat. So let's go closely and figure out which one do you think he actually ends that statement with.

Here are your choices. Number A, renting a room across the street from Don Bookwald's office and waiting for him to come out and fucking shoot him with a fucking rifle. Okay, you can fantasy. Two. Getting Don Bookwald's daughter pregnant. She was too young at the time, but maybe then he would get me some fucking money. Next, raking into Don Buckewold's office and jerking off over everything. Pinnies, chairs, phones, coffee, everything.

Number D. Waiting until Howard, Bababooie and Don were in a meeting and jamming the door shut, locking them in and filling the room with carbon dioxide. Lastly, going to Don Bookwall's house and cutting his brakes like in Godfather 2. Oh What I'm so tempted by the mafia thing is John loves mafia stuff Oh to catch a Dabler okay originally I was gonna say the knock up his daughter what really okay. Yeah, it was that too funny for John But I'm gonna I'm gonna go with that last one to cut the the break lines thing because I know that he hangs out with John Gotti Jr. a lot. He gets these ideas. What do you think, Pat? Well, yeah, that and like, unless I'm wrong, I don't think anybody's breaks got cut in Godfather too. So that makes. I don't remember that. Good points. But but but since you guessed that one, I don't want to just I don't want to I'm going

to say a okay that he wanted to rent the place across the street. It's a very involved fantasy, you know, by the way, he would fuck up a godfather reference. So it's not like he would fuck up renting a room. I mean, yeah, I'm sorry. I've been a rude. I'm a student anybody. If you don't have any rental property nearby. I've been very rude. I need to bring our friend, Vick, out of the show. Hi, Vick. Fuck you, Carl. You don't bring me fucking into the game show that technically I started. Yes.

Well, you didn't start to catch a devil. I started the fucking premise. The premise of having a fucking that your crossbow. It's a razzle. Can I get a grass on the toe? Don't let him beat you like that. All right, Vick, what's your guess of the straws. Can I your grasp of the straws? Don't let him bait you like that. All right, Vic, what's your guess?

Number C. All right, number C for Vic and... I'm going with for the carbon monoxide thing. Oh, so we all have different ones then. So the one we didn't pick is the second option, which was the rent room. No, no, no. Oh, that's the again start of pregnant.

Something. Oh, okay. We haven't done the pregnant one. Oh, no, no, that's the again start pregnant. Something. Oh, okay. We haven't done the pregnant one. Oh, okay, so I, I, okay, once. I'll be really pissed if I stay at it, to go straight out. Oh, that's, I mean, I skewer fucking Don Buckwell, who is the biggest piece of shit,

which is, you know, I guess a prerequisite for becoming an agent, but he really is a piece shit. I give, I give thorough detail on that. And, man, I used to, you know, but now I think you probably get arrested for this, but I'll say it anyway. I used to say it. I used to fantasize about, I don't say that. No, hold on. No, hold on. I about, about, about renting a room across street from Don Buckle's office and waiting for him to come out. Wow! I'm shooting him with a fucking imp. What the fuck are you doing?

That's how much I fucking hate it! Like Don Buckle's. He fantasized about murdering people and very elaborate, skeet without very elaborate, but very specific specific scheme that he's got there too. Because if you rent a room you don't get caught. So for this week, come back next week to find out if you are man enough to cash a dabbler. Dang. That is beginner's luck right there. Fuck that. It's so well. Hey, you know, what can I say? I hate to think that I think that much like John, but that is like Zia getting a cap in the gap. That's just luck. Is what I call it, Pat. Congratulations. I don't want to lose our loser. I think I think you had a very plausible

when there I was trying to feel better. I'm not entirely sure that, uh, yeah, whatever. That's amazing, dude. That is like an amazing man, Stuttering John. He really is. He really is something else. And I appreciate Cardiff joining forces with Dr. Steve. Or are they joining forces? Oh, this is a person.

Dr. Electric. Who knows? Anyway, I appreciate those two putting together these fabulous ticcucho dabblers. They're, uh, they is a person. Dr. Electric. Who knows? Anyway, I appreciate those two putting together these fabulous, to catch a dabbleers. They're always fun. What have we done today, producer? Chris, we've done it all. Right, we talked about Giz.

We did the Giz talking podcast. We then went on air live and talked about Giz talking. History of Iowa. We talked about Adam Karola, Gita Grad, Opie, as Brockes from his car for the last time, very sad to see that. Tony Michaels is a new character, Chicky McNuggs.

So you know what that means? It's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo.

Choo-choo. Choo-choo. This is the part of the show we-Rex. The T-Rex. T-Rex. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast. We'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Now that we're going twice a week, it's not really next week's teaser. I think I finally figured this out, Chris. Okay, good. I'm going to tease what we're going to do on Wednesday, which will come out on Thursday.

Yep. And then on that show, I'll tease what we're going to do on Saturday, which comes out on Sunday. Does it make sense? Yeah. It makes a lot more sense in what I was doing before. All right, here we go. Welcome back to Godzilla vs. Podcast Zero. I'm George.

I'm Haley. We've got another exciting episode this week. And we've got possibly the, what would you call it? Like the, the, the, the super showdown of Godzilla movies. Oh, hell yeah. The, the 50th anniversary Goji era movie movie. Yeah, it's Godzilla final wars. This is. That's right. We're going to be doing a deep dive on Maddox and we're going to have Vito just Walde who took over for Maddox on the biggest problem in the universe. Come on to discuss

all things Maddox. So looking forward to that, it's been a while since we talked about that clown. Noice. George. So that would be a lot of fun. Pat Dixon, thank you so much for coming on the show. My friends. This, yeah, this has been great. I love everything you're doing so much.

I'm happy to be here. People should definitely check you out on compound media where you have a couple of shows, one with the wonderful Garrett who I'd love to get on the show sometime giving that message for me. And then also NYC Crime report.locals.com is where people can go to what? Support you and also get additional programming. Yeah, there's a ton of different, just keep trying out different concepts. We have a show called Dog Fuckers. It's all about people who fuck dogs and more about people who get caught fucking dogs, you know, and go to jail for it and stuff. It's fascinating. You know, people go, are you going to run out of material? No. There's so many people who fuck dogs all over the place. So that's one of them. And, you know, there's like four or five

more that, you know more that different crime shows, a couple of retired cops, notorious NYC, there's a show called Reasonably Well and Form, I don't want to just go through them all, but while I'm plugging things, I guess, is this where I get to plug stuff? Of course. I mentioned that I used to have a day, Chrissy mayor.

No, you haven't brought that up yet, although people were posting a lot of pictures of Chrissy and I Discord Where you first came on? Well, she's just always talking about it. So we are really good. I figured I get good for the goose good for the gain But I have a quick announcement Pat. Oh, please. Chrissy is gonna be doing some stand-up comedy and Syracuse and Buffalo We're in between those two places. So she'll be here live in the studio with us,

July 16th, Chrissy Mayer. Very cool. Live on WOTP. I use your naked all the time. Yeah. Everybody photos or what? Yeah, I don't, but you know what? You don't seem like a guy who leaves the lights on

if I'm being honest. Yeah, he's a flash when I take the photos. Doesn't come out too good. Yeah, I mean, I'm a little traditional, but yeah, I'll be, I don't know, would you show him out? I hate to be that fucking guy. I met Uncle Vinnie's coming up next week, the 22nd, 23rd, don't stay in place.

I'm on your show. Where's that? Like the beach, point pleasant beach, Uncle Funnies in New Jersey. And, uh, you still got a comedy club up in Rochester. Comedy at the Carlson. Yeah. Great club. I should comedy at the Carlson. Yep. I've never been there before. I was just called the comedy club or something. When I was there, I got to get back up there. It's so fucking far. It's not that far. It's not that far. Come on, Pat. Get up here. It felt so far. We got Jim foreign team coming to town. Jim

Norton's coming to town. They just announced we got we get a lot of good comics coming our way. So we love to have you. I'm a big star like those guys. I'm just some hammer-negger. But Uncle Vinnie is 22nd 23rd and uh do check out the locals thing if you get a chance you can follow for free a lot of the programming is free got a late night show on there too and it was I want to say it was really good to meet your daughter uh vicki here. Uh she's the boss. I get my teeth for my dad. Sorry about that. Wow. Pass your setter off for this. Yeah. She's fire away. Is your Christmas tree out behind you? Is that what that is? It's a cow. No. What do you mean? I don't know. I think you're too old to use your eyeballs anymore. Oh my God. You should

see how bad my dick is. Crystal tell us I'm sure. Yeah, well, it's a question. A long ago it was still pretty good. You're really going to pick you up, chicks, fat. Obviously, I'm trying to fuck your teenage daughter. I'm scribbling notes down right now. My dick sucks.

It doesn't work very well. All right. Yeah. This is these are good. Well, I have myself a facing guy. You know, you just said I was old. I am old and there you go. All right.

Well, definitely I'll put a link in the notes. You can check out NYC crime report.locals.com. For all that program we talked about in the course compound media. If you're not signed up over there, I'll put a link in the notes. You can check out NYC crimereport.locals.com. For all that program we talked about in the course, compound media, if you're not signed up over there, I definitely encourage people to do that. Pat, thanks so much, buddy. Great to talk to you, heavy on against some time. Appreciate it.

So please join us again on Thursday. It might be the episode we find out once and for all, who are these podcasts? Let me blow up your podcast. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called by now. Hmm. Okay.

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Six-string man. The cockroach shirt really ties the whole package together. Bravo team WATP. One bag travel. The cadence, you know, and gravel voice, you know. Is spot on. King crab riffs. Great stuff, John.

Back on top. And G plastic beach comments on our Tuttering John quits comedy and it's all my fault video. First nor McDonald? Now Stuttering John, the comedy world is dead. My tears won't stop. J. Proclaims, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. Your joy in John's misery and stupidity is rapturous.

Gooch points out, John is making the classic mistake of feeding the trolls and he just keeps rolling out of a fai, JW93. People who say they never lie instantly prove themselves wrong. Crash awesome opines! A Discord channel on Reddit is some pretty high level shit. Good job, Kevin! Kill Harry writes, Imagine being nearly 60 years old and seething so hard you start taking the time to make sock puppet accounts in an attempt to own people.

Grim! Dead grandma with the slam dunk. Don't you have to start comedy before you can quit comedy? Janet Jacob! Yes, and on that same note, I officially would like to quit being a supermodel. Drunken donuts. Best episode yet. Bravo!

Why do people watch soap operas when you can watch this? Muffin says, love your work, Kevin. What is a podcast is my Fave? And Daily Smelly plays us out with? Howard Stern once told Stuttering John, You are a man who perceives himself as funny. You are the least funny person I have ever met in my life You could never be a stand-up comedian had SJ listen then

Maybe he wouldn't have wasted the last 20 years of his life dabbling in comedy and today instead of being a substitute teacher He could have been a full-time teacher Sure With Vic Hello Any reviews to read yeah cool are they creep out reviews are they who are these podcast reviews? We're these broadcast nice. Yeah. Cool. Are they creep out for years? Are they where these podcasts? Reviews. There were these podcasts. Nice. Yeah. That makes sense. This first one is goofballs goofing on dabblers. He said not bad, but I saw a talking potato that's better than these guys. It's pretty good. Yeah. I like that. It sounds like a five star review. It is. Nice. This next one is what are they doing by the dabbling cobbler?

He said this is without a doubt the worst mental health podcast ever. Yeah, it's good point. Yeah, that's true. This next one is you're very mean to people can't defend themselves. I was very bad English. I said it's... I think so, I'm sorry, Jenner. Yeah. Well, you're picking up retards.

Law suit, punk. He says it's very sad how mean you treat people that lack the mental intellect to defend themselves to your hard criticism. That's gotta be a five-five. That's right. Yes. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last one.

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The whole last one. The whole last one. The whole last a radio legend, a radio pioneer, and a major part of the most famous show in history, the Tonight Show. John has more talent in the dirt caked under his toenails than Carl does in his entire body. It's a decent show. It's not beer on the balcony. Be better. That's that's pretty good. It's another five star. That is. Vic, can you give us a total how many more five stars we have than one stars? Now I'm excited about those. 20. Wow. We were at such a deficit. This is really incredible. I never would have guessed that that would happen. People are asking about your t-shirt. It was like a dried.

It did dry a little bit. That's too bad. It's disappointing a poor headache. If you go to our page right, you can see that exact same shirt, but much water, which is patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. If you guys remember last week, we had Vinny on here. And Vinny told us before we started the show, but I put it in anyway, about how he saw his mom's footshide. I don't know.

So we did a bonus show for his birthday, a happy birthday, many. Yesterday for the creep off, we had a recording over here. So he was trying to get it up on YouTube and UT keeps taking it down because there's all this copyright stuff from TLC. So I texted him this morning. I said, you're gonna have to put it up on rumble.

He goes, did you go down again? I said, yeah, he goes, I'm gonna finish my brunch with my mom and then I'm on it. I said, as you're eating brunch, remember your mom's pussy lips. You're all back. What do you think I'm eating? No.

And he birthday indeed. It made me laugh. I just wanted to share that. I put it up on Twitter too. Good stuff. It is good stuff. Vick, how you doing? What's new with you?

Absolutely nothing's new with me. How's the hobby? He's good. He's putting in jobs now because he gets out of the Marine Corps soon. Oh, what is he gonna do? We're gonna start. Intel, he's very smart.

Oh, okay. Cool. He's not gonna become like a police officer or something cool like that. No, our friend is though. He doesn't want to carry a gun around. No, not anymore, apparently. Okay. So Intel is like, meaning like what?

He's gonna like study China. So work for the government, so. Now I'm grooming him to make me a housewife. Oh, yeah, that would be good. Yeah, because you're working too hard as I could see. Always daydream. When I'm writing. Way too hard.

Yeah, that's too much. All right. I do have too many voicemails. Starting with the Cal photographer, VIXX, colleague, and. Hello. Hey, Carl. It's the Cal photographer. I heard Vix say white Jewish women can say whatever they want

and that guy real confused because who's not white, you dumb bitch? Who are you to? I don't know what the semantics are. Say I like. Yeah, I don't know. I guess that guy's more interested in your Jewish heritage that I am apparently.

Hey, guys who got the Ring John's live show in Corpus Christi, Canceled, just go fuck yourself. I live there. I would have thought I could have had another video which would likely have been all the same jokes so not much value added to the world but uh... you're right yeah that's a good point uh... blood red killjoy vika's russian and that's pretty white

i would think right there's at least some white guy got there so what is why it's pretty white i white guy got there. So white is white if you will. It's pretty white. I mean, you're a little Japanese, but mostly white. That's my step-to-hand curl. I don't think you understand how it works. I doubt. I'm so confused. I just, I just listen to a 28 year old porn star

who's a grandmother. So I'm very confused. Everything is going on. I'm so confused. Well, this is Topsy, Tervy. Hey, Carl, this is Eric from North Carolinaolina and i've been trying to get a message is that her and john i keep blocking me and i really can't get into them by notice this and maybe

you can get this message but he needs to understand that you are his thesis when you look at how we're so how are so made him famous and he was funny but they let us every miller criminal, all these other ones, he's terrible. It's podcast, he's terrible. He's on your podcast, he's hilarious. So if you could get this message to him, also, more trick or Andy and fuck producer Chris. All right, let me show you. Wow, a rare fuck producer Chris at the other. I'm with you, buddy. Uh. So, John is hilarious on our show.

I don't know why he doesn't appreciate it. Maybe because he's not getting paid. Probably. I think if he was getting a paycheck from our show, I think he'd be probably fine with that. Or beer. Call, this isn't for the show. This really is not for the show.

He turns money into beer. No, it's the same thing yeah okay I'm just watching that video right now of John 20 Michael's and gay sandshares I want to take that fucking Jan six hat off date sandshares his head shitness and then fucking smush it back down it's had fucking real hard and go hey you like that game that good? oh fucking shit what exactly is problem? I'm playing anyway.

You got this isn't for the show. Yeah, I mean it's definitely for the show. Let's play. I'd love to see you do that sir. Well that would match his mustache. Yes. According to the ad yes, dirty sages. Sure he's heard that joke.

Maybe, maybe. Carl's show, long time first time, maybe. Some watching John's video from Wednesday of him going over the cancellation of the show. And I have this happening to me, so many people in my life. So Ryan, the agent, you, Monique, Mr. Cardiff, all these people who have nothing to do with each other all got together and decided to fuck John over it exactly the same way. Is that more believable? Or the fact that John is a giant asshole who alienates anyone who comes into his life

or finds out that he still exists? Is that the more believable option? Love you and go fuck yourself. All right, very good. Yeah, the people who blame everyone else for their problems, I don't have a lot of time for. You really gotta figure that out pretty early out in life or else you're not gonna do well.

Kro, what are you talking about? You have all the time for Stuttering John. Half your show is Stuttering John. Oh, it's all we talk about. Every episode is all Stuttering John all the time. This will be pulled out. I don't have time for that. And then fuck it all up here on the balcony.

Here we go. No, what I'm telling what I'm saying is People who blame other people because of what they have in their lives are wasting their time with that shit They need to realize they're in control of their lives and they can make things better for themselves Stop blaming others and do something about it is the point. I was yeah kind of making there sounds like a personal problem But I will say this, Vic, what you just said will be played in court. You see what his review girl says?

All you do is obsessed with me. This episode that he did on Wednesday or Thursday, Richard O'Gita was on, and they were talking about kicking my ass, like literally he's like, yeah, I mean, I'd go kick that guy's ass, but if you can't do that then you gotta sue him Maybe maybe what'll do is a drag me to court that just beat me up in court

Hey Carl your club fucking food in you ass white Eric the actor call back is what that is very very well done sir. All right Well, this is a good theory on that whole violence against women thing that John's been talking about you know the Mesquite street yep comedy club people were gonna beat up women if John was there Just a big any Like sir you might want to beat up women anyway. I don't think I said anything with my third best son or job. And there's not going to be any women here.

I've got a theory about the stuttering John violence against women bullshit. I think it's because there was such a bad reaction about what he said about Monique that he panicked and decided to turn it against the trolls. And because he's such a narcissist and a projector, he will do shit and then turn around and accuse you of it like any good Democrat So that's my take Party affiliation aside, I think this is a really good point because Judd's constantly projecting All of his insecurities is projecting on to other people and he's accusing them of all the things that he's doing in this whole idea of Violence against women and yeah, there was this thing where he's calling out Monique and he's being an asshole.

He treats women very poorly. We've seen this. We've documented it on the show. Literally poorly. Yeah. Can you bring over some wine? And pour it. That's three ways.

All right. You know I love, I know I'm a sucker for a limerick. And I know that Vic does not like Australian people or anyone. What about British people? Are you okay with Brits? They're a little snobby. She's not the fun.

Sorry. A little snobby. There was an old retard called John, whose lawsuits were always a con. He can't take a joke. He's so dumb and broke. W-A-T-P's trolling goes on. Very well done. Even for a Brit I would say that's pretty good. I'd be taught you guys this language. Yeah. All right. Paco. Yeah, what's up, Carl?

This is Paco. I just want to say, shout out to Andy. And that's it. What are we doing? Shout out now. Dangerous precedent to set. We're going to start calling it to do shout outs.

All right. Shout out to Andy, everybody. He calls back again. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. I don't know, I don't know what everybody's talking about. He's running the meditations. I guess they're not a part of the painting on it. They don't watch the show on YouTube now because I think around that time is when you started dropping advertising. I don't know. I never heard one. So you know what I'm saying?

Maybe I'm the retarded one. But no, no, I'm not the retarded one because I paid $5 a month to watch the show on B2 Live. You know saying, are you retarded faggies? You need to stop being seen. You bust out $5 a month for the Patreon. All right, that's all I'm gonna say. Call me back a little 10-poil. All right, Bob, go very good. Yes, you can listen live when you're on Patreon. You can watch us live, and you won't hear any of those dynamically inserted advertisements that really pucker up your butthole.

Also, it's possible that advertisers don't want to advertise to Paco because he's just as empty, disposable income. But, you know, either way, it's fine. disposable income but you know either way it's fine uh... and channel this court that follows john's alleged economy towards uh... because i'm three four hours away from uh... corpus christie i know a handful of wp listeners and the

text area uh... we would absolutely go on our dabble is an omniscience and bb uh... synonymous anonymous pop hiphip-aponymous shirts and we've been trying to maintain they would sell these for tickets maybe ten come on down up parle you gotta help john out here if he's helped only tickets you're the marketing guy making happen yes i think there's a lot of listeners in tuxas who would have gone to the show john's missing out

well i guess it's not his fault. No. You know, all that violence against women. Yes. Really with the problem is, that would be funny if John did come out of retirement to do a standout show and it was mostly WAT field listeners. Who could he do a show?

He would get a stand-go. Yeah. Do you guys remember the guy who was riding his bike around the Bay Area last night? Yeah. Our podcast. And there's another guy who heard that guy. Yeah.

Uh-oh. Hey, what's up, Carl? So this week, I'm listening to the episode on Wednesday about that guy who heard the guy running around blasting your show on his bike and no shit I saw that guy hear that guy it was insane. Also I got an ad about Valtrex and I was like what a coincidental thing you know Vic was on the episode this time anyway don't tell me back. That's not a coincidence. Wow, so this guy saw the guy who heard the other guy.

Our audience is blowing up. This is unbelievable. It's really something else. It's very exciting. Wow, how many boys must have listened to a dozen? We haven't heard from Gary from San Diego yet. Oh You're not a fan back I love him. He's great. What's he talking about? He's so happy galucky. Oh him in Judy, right? Judy. Yeah

They laughed their asses off those Hey Carl Gary from San Diego. I listen to John Thursday show You spend about the first 20 minutes talking about you. He's got a swagger back a little bit today. He says he's contacted his attorney to see about suing Carl from who are these podcasts. And he's also going to get the FBI involved. I don't know how he's going to get the FBI involved, he was jovial about getting the FBI involved into going after you.

Anyway, good luck with that. He also indicated that Alameda Comedy Club is going to honor its contract and pay him for the comedy gig. He's not going to show up at. They're going to pay him for a non-performing comedy act because they're going to honor the contract. So he's very happy about that. Maybe that could be a new business model. Sign up a comedy club, get canceled by the trolls, but if he has a contract he can still get paid. So that sounds like a pretty good business model.

Sign up with a comedy club, get the contract canceled and still get paid. We got it. Yes. It sounds like he can make a fortune if he keeps that up. Okay. Talk to you later. All right. Dodd you later.

Carry. I think I sound Gary on level in the spectrum. Yeah. I think he just co-hosted Gis talking. I think I sound Gary on love on the spectrum. Yeah, I think he just co-hosted Gis-talking. Okay. So this is what I'm hearing from people who know things. Okay.

John reached out to Michael Polpak about, you know, suing me or whatever he's gonna do, forgetting these gigs cancel. And Polpak informed him that maybe that's up more of a criminal offense than would be a civil suit. So he referred him to another attorney who's gonna take up the case and try to charge me criminally with him having these show scats because people call up the clubs and say sucks, which is insane. I don't know how you would ever tie these things together, but that's what I'm hearing. I don't know. We'll see what happens

That's why teams also involved I think Hey Carl your last name is hamburger and producer Chris Helps you make the show That means that he is hamburger helper Walk or walk. I can't even self. Okay, I gotta kill myself if you made that observation, sir.

Come on, who's killing go here? You like how I didn't know. Nick from Pittsburgh is positive. The Gary from San Diego is Cardiff electric. And I have to say it's still a mystery to me. Is Dr. Steve Cardiff, is Gary Cardiff, are they all the same person? I know the Dr. Steve does a lot of characters.

All right. I don't think he knows how to use like a voice changer though. You know like Dr. Steve does, I think he's a voice changer. He's a pretty intelligent guy, Vic. Whoa. He's got like synthesizers and all this gear. I don't know.

He seems to actually have the means to maybe pull something like that out. But he was also a bass player. Yeah, so he's got a dumb. Yeah, good point. All right, this is not Gary from San Diego. I'm going to announce that right now. Hey, Carl, it not Gary from San Diego. I'm going to announce that right now. Hey, Carl, it's Gary from San Diego.

John's drinking cord and wire to gas. Okay, I'm going to go fuck my wire. I should have. Now, be back. Now, that was a Gary God. I mean, brilliant. That's not a report. John's drinking cord's lights.

Gotta go. Observe and report. Very good. All right. This is actually Gary from San Diego. Hey, Carl. Gary from San Diego. I'm kind of a word of mouth suggestion for your podcast.

I get it. From my wife, Judy, from her mouth. Anyway, she says it would be great if he could get a panel with the X modulators, both Ryan and Sean Hockey sticks. Also, his X manager, Dante, and his X co-host Royce on the show. I'd love to hear. I think the audience could also like here. What it is, what it's like to work with John one on one.

That guy's got to be very erratic. Good idea, Judy. These are good thoughts. I give you an odd orders, suggestions, telling people what to do. I'd love to hear that. I know you've been talking about getting somebody like that on as a guest. It would be fantastic if you did. Anyway, thanks for listening to the word of mouth. Say, Justin. Thanks for calling in with Gary from San Diego.

Cardiff threatened to sue me for playing. Gary from San Diego. Voice mail's out my show because what he does, and he's got a copy right out of the pair, LA. No fuck with Cardiff. I'm getting a lot of problems right now. It would be a lot of trouble. All right, last voice right now, there's got a copy right out of the pair LA. No fuck with Cardiff. I'm getting a lot of problems right now. Who'd be a lot of trouble. All right, last voice right now there's been a lot,

but there's a lot this week, a lot. Dan practice. You know what, once you get it, you could've just texted me and been like, oh, the amp practice guy, I can't hear your voice mail, but no. You got a play and laugh, another friend's call, no one will believe. Oh, I'm sorry. I know you're a friend, Carl.

Don't worry about me. I've never heard bad friends guy break character like that. It's bad practice. That's great. We did understand what you were saying, sir. Talk to me, the transcript. You know a set of Carl. Sell it on now.

Or subtitle yourself. Let him know. Yeah. Speaking of letting me down, do you remember where you said a review girl named Casey? Do you remember her? Yeah, I know. We're the fuck she been. What's that all about? Thank God for Vic. Vic is here. She's prepared. She's got some type of cow thing behind her. She's not chicken. Yeah. That's right. It's right. I'm just a heifer, Chris.

Oh, thank you so much for joining us, Vic. Great to see anything you want to plug. No, I'll be talking about post-giz talking after the show. That's about it. Perfect. Producer, Chris. Yeah, I'm good. Definitely you want to promote it?

Oh, we promoted it. Okay, very good. In that case, Jesus, I promoted it. Okay, very good. Uh, in that case. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Okay, folks.

Guess what? The episodes? Oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. Bye, Vic. Have a wonderful weekend. I'm not gonna have a good weekend.

No? No, it Have a wonderful weekend. I'm not gonna have a good weekend. No? No, it's my duty weekend. Oh, hold on. I had to wear my stupid little uniform. Oh my gosh, you had a little sailor uniform. I didn't know. You put it on.

You put it on. Hold on. All right. All right. Oh, I think she's getting changed. Or she just said. But at least she said duty. Yeah. I got more than that.

Did they really give you that a purpose? Yeah. That's not a joke? No, it's what we wear, Carl. If you don't, I thought it was the hat Ash Pied into. Is that why we haven't won a war in like 50 years? Yeah, because we look like a fucking cracker checkbox. Yeah. We try to crack the out of the house. Is that what's

going on? There's a prize inside for every Navy ship you destroy. Oh no, we have peanut allergies. The Americans are here. Oh no. That's a surprise. If you do make it to Rochester for the Rose, please bring your sailor uniform. Oh no. I want you to wear that other day as... That would be amazing. That would be amazing. Please.

Only if people buy me too many drinks to where I can't walk on the stage. No problem. No problem at all. I've seen you get tipsy. It doesn't take a ton. It's not difficult to do that. I'm a cheap date. I know.

I've seen you get tipsy, doesn't take a ton. It's not difficult to do that. I'm a cheap date. I know.